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  • Title: The War in the Air
  • Author: Herbert George Wells
  • Posting Date: August 10, 2008 [EBook #780]
  • Release Date: January, 1997
  • Last Updated: March 2, 2018
  • Language: English
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  • THE WAR IN THE AIR
  • By H. G. Wells
  • CONTENTS
  • I. OF PROGRESS AND THE SMALLWAYS FAMILY
  • II. HOW BERT SMALLWAYS GOT INTO DIFFICULTIES
  • III. THE BALLOON
  • IV. THE GERMAN AIR-FLEET
  • V. THE BATTLE OF THE NORTH ATLANTIC
  • VI. HOW WAR CAME TO NEW YORK
  • VII. THE “VATERLAND” IS DISABLED
  • VIII. A WORLD AT WAR
  • IX. ON GOAT ISLAND
  • X. THE WORLD UNDER THE WAR
  • XI. THE GREAT COLLAPSE
  • THE EPILOGUE
  • PREFACE TO REPRINT EDITION
  • The reader should grasp clearly the date at which this book was written.
  • It was done in 1907: it appeared in various magazines as a serial in
  • 1908 and it was published in the Fall of that year. At that time the
  • aeroplane was, for most people, merely a rumour and the “Sausage” held
  • the air. The contemporary reader has all the advantage of ten years'
  • experience since this story was imagined. He can correct his author at a
  • dozen points and estimate the value of these warnings by the standard
  • of a decade of realities. The book is weak on anti-aircraft guns, for
  • example, and still more negligent of submarines. Much, no doubt, will
  • strike the reader as quaint and limited but upon much the writer may not
  • unreasonably plume himself. The interpretation of the German spirit
  • must have read as a caricature in 1908. Was it a caricature? Prince
  • Karl seemed a fantasy then. Reality has since copied Prince Carl with
  • an astonishing faithfulness. Is it too much to hope that some democratic
  • “Bert” may not ultimately get even with his Highness? Our author tells
  • us in this book, as he has told us in others, more especially in The
  • World Set Free, and as he has been telling us this year in his War
  • and the Future, that if mankind goes on with war, the smash-up of
  • civilization is inevitable. It is chaos or the United States of the
  • World for mankind. There is no other choice. Ten years have but added an
  • enormous conviction to the message of this book. It remains essentially
  • right, a pamphlet story--in support of the League to Enforce Peace. K.
  • THE WAR IN THE AIR
  • CHAPTER I. OF PROGRESS AND THE SMALLWAYS FAMILY
  • 1
  • “This here Progress,” said Mr. Tom Smallways, “it keeps on.”
  • “You'd hardly think it could keep on,” said Mr. Tom Smallways.
  • It was along before the War in the Air began that Mr. Smallways made
  • this remark. He was sitting on the fence at the end of his garden and
  • surveying the great Bun Hill gas-works with an eye that neither praised
  • nor blamed. Above the clustering gasometers three unfamiliar shapes
  • appeared, thin, wallowing bladders that flapped and rolled about, and
  • grew bigger and bigger and rounder and rounder--balloons in course
  • of inflation for the South of England Aero Club's Saturday-afternoon
  • ascent.
  • “They goes up every Saturday,” said his neighbour, Mr. Stringer, the
  • milkman. “It's only yestiday, so to speak, when all London turned out to
  • see a balloon go over, and now every little place in the country has
  • its weekly-outings--uppings, rather. It's been the salvation of them gas
  • companies.”
  • “Larst Satiday I got three barrer-loads of gravel off my petaters,” said
  • Mr. Tom Smallways. “Three barrer-loads! What they dropped as ballase.
  • Some of the plants was broke, and some was buried.”
  • “Ladies, they say, goes up!”
  • “I suppose we got to call 'em ladies,” said Mr. Tom Smallways.
  • “Still, it ain't hardly my idea of a lady--flying about in the air, and
  • throwing gravel at people. It ain't what I been accustomed to consider
  • ladylike, whether or no.”
  • Mr. Stringer nodded his head approvingly, and for a time they continued
  • to regard the swelling bulks with expressions that had changed from
  • indifference to disapproval.
  • Mr. Tom Smallways was a green-grocer by trade and a gardener by
  • disposition; his little wife Jessica saw to the shop, and Heaven had
  • planned him for a peaceful world. Unfortunately Heaven had not planned
  • a peaceful world for him. He lived in a world of obstinate and incessant
  • change, and in parts where its operations were unsparingly conspicuous.
  • Vicissitude was in the very soil he tilled; even his garden was upon a
  • yearly tenancy, and overshadowed by a huge board that proclaimed it not
  • so much a garden as an eligible building site. He was horticulture under
  • notice to quit, the last patch of country in a district flooded by new
  • and (other) things. He did his best to console himself, to imagine
  • matters near the turn of the tide.
  • “You'd hardly think it could keep on,” he said.
  • Mr. Smallways' aged father, could remember Bun Hill as an idyllic
  • Kentish village. He had driven Sir Peter Bone until he was fifty and
  • then he took to drink a little, and driving the station bus, which
  • lasted him until he was seventy-eight. Then he retired. He sat by the
  • fireside, a shrivelled, very, very old coachman, full charged with
  • reminiscences, and ready for any careless stranger. He could tell you of
  • the vanished estate of Sir Peter Bone, long since cut up for building,
  • and how that magnate ruled the country-side when it was country-side, of
  • shooting and hunting, and of caches along the high road, of how “where
  • the gas-works is” was a cricket-field, and of the coming of the Crystal
  • Palace. The Crystal Palace was six miles away from Bun Hill, a great
  • facade that glittered in the morning, and was a clear blue outline
  • against the sky in the afternoon, and of a night, a source of gratuitous
  • fireworks for all the population of Bun Hill. And then had come the
  • railway, and then villas and villas, and then the gas-works and the
  • water-works, and a great, ugly sea of workmen's houses, and then
  • drainage, and the water vanished out of the Otterbourne and left it a
  • dreadful ditch, and then a second railway station, Bun Hill South, and
  • more houses and more, more shops, more competition, plate-glass shops,
  • a school-board, rates, omnibuses, tramcars--going right away into
  • London itself--bicycles, motor-cars and then more motor-cars, a Carnegie
  • library.
  • “You'd hardly think it could keep on,” said Mr. Tom Smallways, growing
  • up among these marvels.
  • But it kept on. Even from the first the green-grocer's shop which he had
  • set up in one of the smallest of the old surviving village houses in
  • the tail of the High Street had a submerged air, an air of hiding from
  • something that was looking for it. When they had made up the pavement of
  • the High Street, they levelled that up so that one had to go down three
  • steps into the shop. Tom did his best to sell only his own excellent
  • but limited range of produce; but Progress came shoving things into his
  • window, French artichokes and aubergines, foreign apples--apples from
  • the State of New York, apples from California, apples from Canada,
  • apples from New Zealand, “pretty lookin' fruit, but not what I should
  • call English apples,” said Tom--bananas, unfamiliar nuts, grape fruits,
  • mangoes.
  • The motor-cars that went by northward and southward grew more and more
  • powerful and efficient, whizzed faster and smelt worse, there appeared
  • great clangorous petrol trolleys delivering coal and parcels in
  • the place of vanishing horse-vans, motor-omnibuses ousted the
  • horse-omnibuses, even the Kentish strawberries going Londonward in the
  • night took to machinery and clattered instead of creaking, and became
  • affected in flavour by progress and petrol.
  • And then young Bert Smallways got a motor bicycle....
  • 2
  • Bert, it is necessary to explain, was a progressive Smallways.
  • Nothing speaks more eloquently of the pitiless insistence of progress
  • and expansion in our time than that it should get into the Smallways
  • blood. But there was something advanced and enterprising about young
  • Smallways before he was out of short frocks. He was lost for a whole
  • day before he was five, and nearly drowned in the reservoir of the new
  • water-works before he was seven. He had a real pistol taken away from
  • him by a real policeman when he was ten. And he learnt to smoke, not
  • with pipes and brown paper and cane as Tom had done, but with a penny
  • packet of Boys of England American cigarettes. His language shocked
  • his father before he was twelve, and by that age, what with touting for
  • parcels at the station and selling the Bun Hill Weekly Express, he was
  • making three shillings a week, or more, and spending it on Chips, Comic
  • Cuts, Ally Sloper's Half-holiday, cigarettes, and all the concomitants
  • of a life of pleasure and enlightenment. All of this without hindrance
  • to his literary studies, which carried him up to the seventh standard at
  • an exceptionally early age. I mention these things so that you may have
  • no doubt at all concerning the sort of stuff Bert had in him.
  • He was six years younger than Tom, and for a time there was an attempt
  • to utilise him in the green-grocer's shop when Tom at twenty-one married
  • Jessica--who was thirty, and had saved a little money in service. But it
  • was not Bert's forte to be utilised. He hated digging, and when he
  • was given a basket of stuff to deliver, a nomadic instinct arose
  • irresistibly, it became his pack and he did not seem to care how heavy
  • it was nor where he took it, so long as he did not take it to its
  • destination. Glamour filled the world, and he strayed after it, basket
  • and all. So Tom took his goods out himself, and sought employers for
  • Bert who did not know of this strain of poetry in his nature. And Bert
  • touched the fringe of a number of trades in succession--draper's porter,
  • chemist's boy, doctor's page, junior assistant gas-fitter, envelope
  • addresser, milk-cart assistant, golf caddie, and at last helper in a
  • bicycle shop. Here, apparently, he found the progressive quality his
  • nature had craved. His employer was a pirate-souled young man named
  • Grubb, with a black-smeared face by day, and a music-hall side in the
  • evening, who dreamt of a patent lever chain; and it seemed to Bert that
  • he was the perfect model of a gentleman of spirit. He hired out quite
  • the dirtiest and unsafest bicycles in the whole south of England, and
  • conducted the subsequent discussions with astonishing verve. Bert and
  • he settled down very well together. Bert lived in, became almost a trick
  • rider--he could ride bicycles for miles that would have come to pieces
  • instantly under you or me--took to washing his face after business, and
  • spent his surplus money upon remarkable ties and collars, cigarettes,
  • and shorthand classes at the Bun Hill Institute.
  • He would go round to Tom at times, and look and talk so brilliantly
  • that Tom and Jessie, who both had a natural tendency to be respectful to
  • anybody or anything, looked up to him immensely.
  • “He's a go-ahead chap, is Bert,” said Tom. “He knows a thing or two.”
  • “Let's hope he don't know too much,” said Jessica, who had a fine sense
  • of limitations.
  • “It's go-ahead Times,” said Tom. “Noo petaters, and English at that;
  • we'll be having 'em in March if things go on as they do go. I never see
  • such Times. See his tie last night?”
  • “It wasn't suited to him, Tom. It was a gentleman's tie. He wasn't up to
  • it--not the rest of him, It wasn't becoming”...
  • Then presently Bert got a cyclist's suit, cap, badge, and all; and
  • to see him and Grubb going down to Brighton (and back)--heads
  • down, handle-bars down, backbones curved--was a revelation in the
  • possibilities of the Smallways blood.
  • Go-ahead Times!
  • Old Smallways would sit over the fire mumbling of the greatness of other
  • days, of old Sir Peter, who drove his coach to Brighton and back in
  • eight-and-twenty hours, of old Sir Peter's white top-hats, of Lady Bone,
  • who never set foot to ground except to walk in the garden, of the great,
  • prize-fights at Crawley. He talked of pink and pig-skin breeches, of
  • foxes at Ring's Bottom, where now the County Council pauper lunatics
  • were enclosed, of Lady Bone's chintzes and crinolines. Nobody heeded
  • him. The world had thrown up a new type of gentleman altogether--a
  • gentleman of most ungentlemanly energy, a gentleman in dusty oilskins
  • and motor goggles and a wonderful cap, a stink-making gentleman, a
  • swift, high-class badger, who fled perpetually along high roads from the
  • dust and stink he perpetually made. And his lady, as they were able
  • to see her at Bun Hill, was a weather-bitten goddess, as free from
  • refinement as a gipsy--not so much dressed as packed for transit at a
  • high velocity.
  • So Bert grew up, filled with ideals of speed and enterprise, and
  • became, so far as he became anything, a kind of bicycle engineer of the
  • let's-have-a-look-at-it and enamel chipping variety. Even a road-racer,
  • geared to a hundred and twenty, failed to satisfy him, and for a time he
  • pined in vain at twenty miles an hour along roads that were continually
  • more dusty and more crowded with mechanical traffic. But at last his
  • savings accumulated, and his chance came. The hire-purchase system
  • bridged a financial gap, and one bright and memorable Sunday morning he
  • wheeled his new possession through the shop into the road, got on to it
  • with the advice and assistance of Grubb, and teuf-teuffed off into
  • the haze of the traffic-tortured high road, to add himself as one more
  • voluntary public danger to the amenities of the south of England.
  • “Orf to Brighton!” said old Smallways, regarding his youngest son from
  • the sitting-room window over the green-grocer's shop with something
  • between pride and reprobation. “When I was 'is age, I'd never been to
  • London, never bin south of Crawley--never bin anywhere on my own where
  • I couldn't walk. And nobody didn't go. Not unless they was gentry. Now
  • every body's orf everywhere; the whole dratted country sims flying to
  • pieces. Wonder they all get back. Orf to Brighton indeed! Anybody want
  • to buy 'orses?”
  • “You can't say _I_ bin to Brighton, father,” said Tom.
  • “Nor don't want to go,” said Jessica sharply; “creering about and
  • spendin' your money.”
  • 3
  • For a time the possibilities of the motor-bicycle so occupied Bert's
  • mind that he remained regardless of the new direction in which the
  • striving soul of man was finding exercise and refreshment. He failed
  • to observe that the type of motor-car, like the type of bicycle, was
  • settling-down and losing its adventurous quality. Indeed, it is as
  • true as it is remarkable that Tom was the first to observe the new
  • development. But his gardening made him attentive to the heavens, and
  • the proximity of the Bun Hill gas-works and the Crystal Palace, from
  • which ascents were continually being made, and presently the descent of
  • ballast upon his potatoes, conspired to bear in upon his unwilling mind
  • the fact that the Goddess of Change was turning her disturbing attention
  • to the sky. The first great boom in aeronautics was beginning.
  • Grubb and Bert heard of it in a music-hall, then it was driven home to
  • their minds by the cinematograph, then Bert's imagination was stimulated
  • by a sixpenny edition of that aeronautic classic, Mr. George Griffith's
  • “Clipper of the Clouds,” and so the thing really got hold of them.
  • At first the most obvious aspect was the multiplication of balloons.
  • The sky of Bun Hill began to be infested by balloons. On Wednesday and
  • Saturday afternoons particularly you could scarcely look skyward for a
  • quarter of an hour without discovering a balloon somewhere. And then one
  • bright day Bert, motoring toward Croydon, was arrested by the insurgence
  • of a huge, bolster-shaped monster from the Crystal Palace grounds, and
  • obliged to dismount and watch it. It was like a bolster with a broken
  • nose, and below it, and comparatively small, was a stiff framework
  • bearing a man and an engine with a screw that whizzed round in front and
  • a sort of canvas rudder behind. The framework had an air of dragging the
  • reluctant gas-cylinder after it like a brisk little terrier towing a
  • shy gas-distended elephant into society. The combined monster certainly
  • travelled and steered. It went overhead perhaps a thousand feet up
  • (Bert heard the engine), sailed away southward, vanished over the hills,
  • reappeared a little blue outline far off in the east, going now very
  • fast before a gentle south-west gale, returned above the Crystal Palace
  • towers, circled round them, chose a position for descent, and sank down
  • out of sight.
  • Bert sighed deeply, and turned to his motor-bicycle again.
  • And that was only the beginning of a succession of strange phenomena
  • in the heavens--cylinders, cones, pear-shaped monsters, even at last a
  • thing of aluminium that glittered wonderfully, and that Grubb, through
  • some confusion of ideas about armour plates, was inclined to consider a
  • war machine.
  • There followed actual flight.
  • This, however, was not an affair that was visible from Bun Hill; it was
  • something that occurred in private grounds or other enclosed places and,
  • under favourable conditions, and it was brought home to Grubb and
  • Bert Smallways only by means of the magazine page of the half-penny
  • newspapers or by cinematograph records. But it was brought home very
  • insistently, and in those days if, ever one heard a man saying in a
  • public place in a loud, reassuring, confident tone, “It's bound to
  • come,” the chances were ten to one he was talking of flying. And Bert
  • got a box lid and wrote out in correct window-ticket style, and Grubb
  • put in the window this inscription, “Aeroplanes made and repaired.” It
  • quite upset Tom--it seemed taking one's shop so lightly; but most of the
  • neighbours, and all the sporting ones, approved of it as being very good
  • indeed.
  • Everybody talked of flying, everybody repeated over and over again,
  • “Bound to come,” and then you know it didn't come. There was a hitch.
  • They flew--that was all right; they flew in machines heavier than air.
  • But they smashed. Sometimes they smashed the engine, sometimes they
  • smashed the aeronaut, usually they smashed both. Machines that made
  • flights of three or four miles and came down safely, went up the next
  • time to headlong disaster. There seemed no possible trusting to them.
  • The breeze upset them, the eddies near the ground upset them, a passing
  • thought in the mind of the aeronaut upset them. Also they upset--simply.
  • “It's this 'stability' does 'em,” said Grubb, repeating his newspaper.
  • “They pitch and they pitch, till they pitch themselves to pieces.”
  • Experiments fell away after two expectant years of this sort of success,
  • the public and then the newspapers tired of the expensive photographic
  • reproductions, the optimistic reports, the perpetual sequence of triumph
  • and disaster and silence. Flying slumped, even ballooning fell away to
  • some extent, though it remained a fairly popular sport, and continued
  • to lift gravel from the wharf of the Bun Hill gas-works and drop it upon
  • deserving people's lawns and gardens. There were half a dozen reassuring
  • years for Tom--at least so far as flying was concerned. But that was the
  • great time of mono-rail development, and his anxiety was only diverted
  • from the high heavens by the most urgent threats and symptoms of change
  • in the lower sky.
  • There had been talk of mono-rails for several years. But the real
  • mischief began when Brennan sprang his gyroscopic mono-rail car upon the
  • Royal Society. It was the leading sensation of the 1907 soirees; that
  • celebrated demonstration-room was all too small for its exhibition.
  • Brave soldiers, leading Zionists, deserving novelists, noble ladies,
  • congested the narrow passage and thrust distinguished elbows into ribs
  • the world would not willingly let break, deeming themselves fortunate
  • if they could see “just a little bit of the rail.” Inaudible, but
  • convincing, the great inventor expounded his discovery, and sent his
  • obedient little model of the trains of the future up gradients, round
  • curves, and across a sagging wire. It ran along its single rail, on its
  • single wheels, simple and sufficient; it stopped, reversed stood still,
  • balancing perfectly. It maintained its astounding equilibrium amidst a
  • thunder of applause. The audience dispersed at last, discussing how
  • far they would enjoy crossing an abyss on a wire cable. “Suppose the
  • gyroscope stopped!” Few of them anticipated a tithe of what the Brennan
  • mono-rail would do for their railway securities and the face of the
  • world.
  • In a few, years they realised better. In a little while no one
  • thought anything of crossing an abyss on a wire, and the mono-rail was
  • superseding the tram-lines, railways: and indeed every form of track
  • for mechanical locomotion. Where land was cheap the rail ran along
  • the ground, where it was dear the rail lifted up on iron standards and
  • passed overhead; its swift, convenient cars went everywhere and did
  • everything that had once been done along made tracks upon the ground.
  • When old Smallways died, Tom could think of nothing more striking to say
  • of him than that, “When he was a boy, there wasn't nothing higher than
  • your chimbleys--there wasn't a wire nor a cable in the sky!”
  • Old Smallways went to his grave under an intricate network of wires and
  • cables, for Bun Hill became not only a sort of minor centre of power
  • distribution--the Home Counties Power Distribution Company set
  • up transformers and a generating station close beside the old
  • gas-works--but, also a junction on the suburban mono-rail system.
  • Moreover, every tradesman in the place, and indeed nearly every house,
  • had its own telephone.
  • The mono-rail cable standard became a striking fact in urban landscape,
  • for the most part stout iron erections rather like tapering trestles,
  • and painted a bright bluish green. One, it happened, bestrode Tom's
  • house, which looked still more retiring and apologetic beneath its
  • immensity; and another giant stood just inside the corner of his garden,
  • which was still not built upon and unchanged, except for a couple of
  • advertisement boards, one recommending a two-and-sixpenny watch, and one
  • a nerve restorer. These, by the bye, were placed almost horizontally to
  • catch the eye of the passing mono-rail passengers above, and so served
  • admirably to roof over a tool-shed and a mushroom-shed for Tom. All day
  • and all night the fast cars from Brighton and Hastings went murmuring by
  • overhead long, broad, comfortable-looking cars, that were brightly lit
  • after dusk. As they flew by at night, transient flares of light and a
  • rumbling sound of passage, they kept up a perpetual summer lightning and
  • thunderstorm in the street below.
  • Presently the English Channel was bridged--a series of great iron Eiffel
  • Tower pillars carrying mono-rail cables at a height of a hundred and
  • fifty feet above the water, except near the middle, where they rose
  • higher to allow the passage of the London and Antwerp shipping and the
  • Hamburg-America liners.
  • Then heavy motor-cars began to run about on only a couple of wheels, one
  • behind the other, which for some reason upset Tom dreadfully, and made
  • him gloomy for days after the first one passed the shop...
  • All this gyroscopic and mono-rail development naturally absorbed a
  • vast amount of public attention, and there was also a huge excitement
  • consequent upon the amazing gold discoveries off the coast of Anglesea
  • made by a submarine prospector, Miss Patricia Giddy. She had taken her
  • degree in geology and mineralogy in the University of London, and while
  • working upon the auriferous rocks of North Wales, after a brief holiday
  • spent in agitating for women's suffrage, she had been struck by the
  • possibility of these reefs cropping up again under the water. She had
  • set herself to verify this supposition by the use of the submarine
  • crawler invented by Doctor Alberto Cassini. By a happy mingling of
  • reasoning and intuition peculiar to her sex she found gold at her
  • first descent, and emerged after three hours' submersion with about two
  • hundredweight of ore containing gold in the unparalleled quantity
  • of seventeen ounces to the ton. But the whole story of her submarine
  • mining, intensely interesting as it is, must be told at some other time;
  • suffice it now to remark simply that it was during the consequent great
  • rise of prices, confidence, and enterprise that the revival of interest
  • in flying occurred.
  • It is curious how that revival began. It was like the coming of a breeze
  • on a quiet day; nothing started it, it came. People began to talk of
  • flying with an air of never having for one moment dropped the subject.
  • Pictures of flying and flying machines returned to the newspapers;
  • articles and allusions increased and multiplied in the serious
  • magazines. People asked in mono-rail trains, “When are we going to fly?”
  • A new crop of inventors sprang up in a night or so like fungi. The Aero
  • Club announced the project of a great Flying Exhibition in a large
  • area of ground that the removal of slums in Whitechapel had rendered
  • available.
  • The advancing wave soon produced a sympathetic ripple in the Bun Hill
  • establishment. Grubb routed out his flying-machine model again, tried it
  • in the yard behind the shop, got a kind of flight out of it, and broke
  • seventeen panes of glass and nine flower-pots in the greenhouse that
  • occupied the next yard but one.
  • And then, springing from nowhere, sustained one knew not how, came a
  • persistent, disturbing rumour that the problem had been solved, that
  • the secret was known. Bert met it one early-closing afternoon as he
  • refreshed himself in an inn near Nutfield, whither his motor-bicycle had
  • brought him. There smoked and meditated a person in khaki, an engineer,
  • who presently took an interest in Bert's machine. It was a sturdy piece
  • of apparatus, and it had acquired a kind of documentary value in these
  • quick-changing times; it was now nearly eight years old. Its points
  • discussed, the soldier broke into a new topic with, “My next's going
  • to be an aeroplane, so far as I can see. I've had enough of roads and
  • ways.”
  • “They TORK,” said Bert.
  • “They talk--and they do,” said the soldier.
  • “The thing's coming--”
  • “It keeps ON coming,” said Bert; “I shall believe when I see it.”
  • “That won't be long,” said the soldier.
  • The conversation seemed degenerating into an amiable wrangle of
  • contradiction.
  • “I tell you they ARE flying,” the soldier insisted. “I see it myself.”
  • “We've all seen it,” said Bert.
  • “I don't mean flap up and smash up; I mean real, safe, steady,
  • controlled flying, against the wind, good and right.”
  • “You ain't seen that!”
  • “I 'AVE! Aldershot. They try to keep it a secret. They got it right
  • enough. You bet--our War Office isn't going to be caught napping this
  • time.”
  • Bert's incredulity was shaken. He asked questions--and the soldier
  • expanded.
  • “I tell you they got nearly a square mile fenced in--a sort of valley.
  • Fences of barbed wire ten feet high, and inside that they do things.
  • Chaps about the camp--now and then we get a peep. It isn't only
  • us neither. There's the Japanese; you bet they got it too--and the
  • Germans!”
  • The soldier stood with his legs very wide apart, and filled his pipe
  • thoughtfully. Bert sat on the low wall against which his motor-bicycle
  • was leaning.
  • “Funny thing fighting'll be,” he said.
  • “Flying's going to break out,” said the soldier. “When it DOES come,
  • when the curtain does go up, I tell you you'll find every one on the
  • stage--busy.... Such fighting, too!... I suppose you don't read the
  • papers about this sort of thing?”
  • “I read 'em a bit,” said Bert.
  • “Well, have you noticed what one might call the remarkable case of
  • the disappearing inventor--the inventor who turns up in a blaze of
  • publicity, fires off a few successful experiments, and vanishes?”
  • “Can't say I 'ave,” said Bert.
  • “Well, I 'ave, anyhow. You get anybody come along who does anything
  • striking in this line, and, you bet, he vanishes. Just goes off quietly
  • out of sight. After a bit, you don't hear anything more of 'em at all.
  • See? They disappear. Gone--no address. First--oh! it's an old story
  • now--there was those Wright Brothers out in America. They glided--they
  • glided miles and miles. Finally they glided off stage. Why, it must be
  • nineteen hundred and four, or five, THEY vanished! Then there was those
  • people in Ireland--no, I forget their names. Everybody said they could
  • fly. THEY went. They ain't dead that I've heard tell; but you can't say
  • they're alive. Not a feather of 'em can you see. Then that chap who flew
  • round Paris and upset in the Seine. De Booley, was it? I forget. That
  • was a grand fly, in spite of the accident; but where's he got to? The
  • accident didn't hurt him. Eh? _'E_'s gone to cover.”
  • The soldier prepared to light his pipe.
  • “Looks like a secret society got hold of them,” said Bert.
  • “Secret society! NAW!”
  • The soldier lit his match, and drew. “Secret society,” he repeated, with
  • his pipe between his teeth and the match flaring, in response to his
  • words. “War Departments; that's more like it.” He threw his match aside,
  • and walked to his machine. “I tell you, sir,” he said, “there isn't a
  • big Power in Europe, OR Asia, OR America, OR Africa, that hasn't got
  • at least one or two flying machines hidden up its sleeve at the present
  • time. Not one. Real, workable, flying machines. And the spying! The
  • spying and manoeuvring to find out what the others have got. I tell you,
  • sir, a foreigner, or, for the matter of that, an unaccredited native,
  • can't get within four miles of Lydd nowadays--not to mention our little
  • circus at Aldershot, and the experimental camp in Galway. No!”
  • “Well,” said Bert, “I'd like to see one of them, anyhow. Jest to help
  • believing. I'll believe when I see, that I'll promise you.”
  • “You'll see 'em, fast enough,” said the soldier, and led his machine out
  • into the road.
  • He left Bert on his wall, grave and pensive, with his cap on the back of
  • his head, and a cigarette smouldering in the corner of his mouth.
  • “If what he says is true,” said Bert, “me and Grubb, we been wasting our
  • blessed old time. Besides incurring expense with that green-'ouse.”
  • 5
  • It was while this mysterious talk with the soldier still stirred in Bert
  • Smallways' imagination that the most astounding incident in the whole of
  • that dramatic chapter of human history, the coming of flying,
  • occurred. People talk glibly enough of epoch-making events; this was
  • an epoch-making event. It was the unanticipated and entirely successful
  • flight of Mr. Alfred Butteridge from the Crystal Palace to Glasgow
  • and back in a small businesslike-looking machine heavier than air--an
  • entirely manageable and controllable machine that could fly as well as a
  • pigeon.
  • It wasn't, one felt, a fresh step forward in the matter so much as a
  • giant stride, a leap. Mr. Butteridge remained in the air altogether
  • for about nine hours, and during that time he flew with the ease and
  • assurance of a bird. His machine was, however neither bird-like nor
  • butterfly-like, nor had it the wide, lateral expansion of the ordinary
  • aeroplane. The effect upon the observer was rather something in the
  • nature of a bee or wasp. Parts of the apparatus were spinning very
  • rapidly, and gave one a hazy effect of transparent wings; but parts,
  • including two peculiarly curved “wing-cases”--if one may borrow a figure
  • from the flying beetles--remained expanded stiffly. In the middle was
  • a long rounded body like the body of a moth, and on this Mr. Butteridge
  • could be seen sitting astride, much as a man bestrides a horse. The
  • wasp-like resemblance was increased by the fact that the apparatus
  • flew with a deep booming hum, exactly the sound made by a wasp at a
  • windowpane.
  • Mr. Butteridge took the world by surprise. He was one of those gentlemen
  • from nowhere Fate still succeeds in producing for the stimulation of
  • mankind. He came, it was variously said, from Australia and America and
  • the South of France. He was also described quite incorrectly as the son
  • of a man who had amassed a comfortable fortune in the manufacture of
  • gold nibs and the Butteridge fountain pens. But this was an entirely
  • different strain of Butteridges. For some years, in spite of a loud
  • voice, a large presence, an aggressive swagger, and an implacable
  • manner, he had been an undistinguished member of most of the existing
  • aeronautical associations. Then one day he wrote to all the London
  • papers to announce that he had made arrangements for an ascent from the
  • Crystal Palace of a machine that would demonstrate satisfactorily that
  • the outstanding difficulties in the way of flying were finally solved.
  • Few of the papers printed his letter, still fewer were the people who
  • believed in his claim. No one was excited even when a fracas on the
  • steps of a leading hotel in Piccadilly, in which he tried to horse-whip
  • a prominent German musician upon some personal account, delayed his
  • promised ascent. The quarrel was inadequately reported, and his name
  • spelt variously Betteridge and Betridge. Until his flight indeed, he
  • did not and could not contrive to exist in the public mind. There were
  • scarcely thirty people on the look-out for him, in spite of all his
  • clamour, when about six o'clock one summer morning the doors of the big
  • shed in which he had been putting together his apparatus opened--it was
  • near the big model of a megatherium in the Crystal Palace grounds--and
  • his giant insect came droning out into a negligent and incredulous
  • world.
  • But before he had made his second circuit of the Crystal Palace towers,
  • Fame was lifting her trumpet, she drew a deep breath as the startled
  • tramps who sleep on the seats of Trafalgar Square were roused by his
  • buzz and awoke to discover him circling the Nelson column, and by the
  • time he had got to Birmingham, which place he crossed about half-past
  • ten, her deafening blast was echoing throughout the country. The
  • despaired-of thing was done.
  • A man was flying securely and well.
  • Scotland was agape for his coming. Glasgow he reached by one o'clock,
  • and it is related that scarcely a ship-yard or factory in that busy hive
  • of industry resumed work before half-past two. The public mind was just
  • sufficiently educated in the impossibility of flying to appreciate Mr.
  • Butteridge at his proper value. He circled the University buildings, and
  • dropped to within shouting distance of the crowds in West End Park and
  • on the slope of Gilmorehill. The thing flew quite steadily at a pace
  • of about three miles an hour, in a wide circle, making a deep hum that,
  • would have drowned his full, rich voice completely had he not provided
  • himself with a megaphone. He avoided churches, buildings, and mono-rail
  • cables with consummate ease as he conversed.
  • “Me name's Butteridge,” he shouted; “B-U-T-T-E-R-I-D-G-E.--Got it? Me
  • mother was Scotch.”
  • And having assured himself that he had been understood, he rose amidst
  • cheers and shouting and patriotic cries, and then flew up very swiftly
  • and easily into the south-eastern sky, rising and falling with long,
  • easy undulations in an extraordinarily wasp-like manner.
  • His return to London--he visited and hovered over Manchester and
  • Liverpool and Oxford on his way, and spelt his name out to each
  • place--was an occasion of unparalleled excitement. Every one was staring
  • heavenward. More people were run over in the streets upon that one day,
  • than in the previous three months, and a County Council steamboat, the
  • Isaac Walton, collided with a pier of Westminster Bridge, and narrowly
  • escaped disaster by running ashore--it was low water--on the mud on
  • the south side. He returned to the Crystal Palace grounds, that classic
  • starting-point of aeronautical adventure, about sunset, re-entered his
  • shed without disaster, and had the doors locked immediately upon the
  • photographers and journalists who been waiting his return.
  • “Look here, you chaps,” he said, as his assistant did so, “I'm tired to
  • death, and saddle sore. I can't give you a word of talk. I'm too--done.
  • My name's Butteridge. B-U-T-T-E-R-I-D-G-E. Get that right. I'm an
  • Imperial Englishman. I'll talk to you all to-morrow.”
  • Foggy snapshots still survive to record that incident. His assistant
  • struggles in a sea of aggressive young men carrying note-books or
  • upholding cameras and wearing bowler hats and enterprising ties. He
  • himself towers up in the doorway, a big figure with a mouth--an eloquent
  • cavity beneath a vast black moustache--distorted by his shout to these
  • relentless agents of publicity. He towers there, the most famous man in
  • the country.
  • Almost symbolically he holds and gesticulates with a megaphone in his
  • left hand.
  • 6
  • Tom and Bert Smallways both saw that return. They watched from the crest
  • of Bun Hill, from which they had so often surveyed the pyrotechnics of
  • the Crystal Palace. Bert was excited, Tom kept calm and lumpish, but
  • neither of them realised how their own lives were to be invaded by the
  • fruits of that beginning. “P'raps old Grubb'll mind the shop a bit now,”
  • he said, “and put his blessed model in the fire. Not that that can save
  • us, if we don't tide over with Steinhart's account.”
  • Bert knew enough of things and the problem of aeronautics to realise
  • that this gigantic imitation of a bee would, to use his own idiom, “give
  • the newspapers fits.” The next day it was clear the fits had been given
  • even as he said: their magazine pages were black with hasty photographs,
  • their prose was convulsive, they foamed at the headline. The next day
  • they were worse. Before the week was out they were not so much published
  • as carried screaming into the street.
  • The dominant fact in the uproar was the exceptional personality of Mr.
  • Butteridge, and the extraordinary terms he demanded for the secret of
  • his machine.
  • For it was a secret and he kept it secret in the most elaborate fashion.
  • He built his apparatus himself in the safe privacy of the great Crystal
  • Palace sheds, with the assistance of inattentive workmen, and the day
  • next following his flight he took it to pieces single handed, packed
  • certain portions, and then secured unintelligent assistance in packing
  • and dispersing the rest. Sealed packing-cases went north and east and
  • west to various pantechnicons, and the engines were boxed with peculiar
  • care. It became evident these precautions were not inadvisable in view
  • of the violent demand for any sort of photograph or impressions of
  • his machine. But Mr. Butteridge, having once made his demonstration,
  • intended to keep his secret safe from any further risk of leakage. He
  • faced the British public now with the question whether they wanted his
  • secret or not; he was, he said perpetually, an “Imperial Englishman,”
  • and his first wish and his last was to see his invention the privilege
  • and monopoly of the Empire. Only--
  • It was there the difficulty began.
  • Mr. Butteridge, it became evident, was a man singularly free from any
  • false modesty--indeed, from any modesty of any kind--singularly willing
  • to see interviewers, answer questions upon any topic except aeronautics,
  • volunteer opinions, criticisms, and autobiography, supply portraits and
  • photographs of himself, and generally spread his personality across
  • the terrestrial sky. The published portraits insisted primarily upon an
  • immense black moustache, and secondarily upon a fierceness behind the
  • moustache. The general impression upon the public was that Butteridge,
  • was a small man. No one big, it was felt, could have so virulently
  • aggressive an expression, though, as a matter of fact, Butteridge had a
  • height of six feet two inches, and a weight altogether proportionate to
  • that. Moreover, he had a love affair of large and unusual dimensions and
  • irregular circumstances and the still largely decorous British public
  • learnt with reluctance and alarm that a sympathetic treatment of this
  • affair was inseparable from the exclusive acquisition of the priceless
  • secret of aerial stability by the British Empire. The exact particulars
  • of the similarity never came to light, but apparently the lady had, in
  • a fit of high-minded inadvertence, had gone through the ceremony
  • of marriage with, one quotes the unpublished discourse of Mr.
  • Butteridge--“a white-livered skunk,” and this zoological aberration did
  • in some legal and vexatious manner mar her social happiness. He wanted
  • to talk about the business, to show the splendour of her nature in the
  • light of its complications. It was really most embarrassing to a press
  • that has always possessed a considerable turn for reticence, that wanted
  • things personal indeed in the modern fashion. Yet not too personal.
  • It was embarrassing, I say, to be inexorably confronted with
  • Mr. Butteridge's great heart, to see it laid open in relentlesss
  • self-vivisection, and its pulsating dissepiments adorned with emphatic
  • flag labels.
  • Confronted they were, and there was no getting away from it. He
  • would make this appalling viscus beat and throb before the shrinking
  • journalists--no uncle with a big watch and a little baby ever harped
  • upon it so relentlessly; whatever evasion they attempted he set aside.
  • He “gloried in his love,” he said, and compelled them to write it down.
  • “That's of course a private affair, Mr. Butteridge,” they would object.
  • “The injustice, sorr, is public. I do not care either I am up against
  • institutions or individuals. I do not care if I am up against the
  • universal All. I am pleading the cause of a woman, a woman I lurve,
  • sorr--a noble woman--misunderstood. I intend to vindicate her, sorr, to
  • the four winds of heaven!”
  • “I lurve England,” he used to say--“lurve England, but Puritanism, sorr,
  • I abhor. It fills me with loathing. It raises my gorge. Take my own
  • case.”
  • He insisted relentlessly upon his heart, and upon seeing proofs of the
  • interview. If they had not done justice to his erotic bellowings and
  • gesticulations, he stuck in, in a large inky scrawl, all and more than
  • they had omitted.
  • It was a strangely embarrassing thing for British journalism. Never was
  • there a more obvious or uninteresting affair; never had the world heard
  • the story of erratic affection with less appetite or sympathy. On the
  • other hand it was extremely curious about Mr. Butteridge's invention.
  • But when Mr. Butteridge could be deflected for a moment from the cause
  • of the lady he championed, then he talked chiefly, and usually
  • with tears of tenderness in his voice, about his mother and his
  • childhood--his mother who crowned a complete encyclopedia of maternal
  • virtue by being “largely Scotch.” She was not quite neat, but nearly so.
  • “I owe everything in me to me mother,” he asserted--“everything. Eh!”
  • and--“ask any man who's done anything. You'll hear the same story. All
  • we have we owe to women. They are the species, sorr. Man is but a dream.
  • He comes and goes. The woman's soul leadeth us upward and on!”
  • He was always going on like that.
  • What in particular he wanted from the Government for his secret did not
  • appear, nor what beyond a money payment could be expected from a modern
  • state in such an affair. The general effect upon judicious observers,
  • indeed, was not that he was treating for anything, but that he was using
  • an unexampled opportunity to bellow and show off to an attentive world.
  • Rumours of his real identity spread abroad. It was said that he had been
  • the landlord of an ambiguous hotel in Cape Town, and had there given
  • shelter to, and witnessed, the experiments and finally stolen the papers
  • and plans of, an extremely shy and friendless young inventor named
  • Palliser, who had come to South Africa from England in an advanced stage
  • of consumption, and died there. This, at any rate, was the allegation
  • of the more outspoken American press. But the proof or disproof of that
  • never reached the public.
  • Mr. Butteridge also involved himself passionately in a tangle of
  • disputes for the possession of a great number of valuable money prizes.
  • Some of these had been offered so long ago as 1906 for successful
  • mechanical flight. By the time of Mr. Butteridge's success a really
  • very considerable number of newspapers, tempted by the impunity of the
  • pioneers in this direction, had pledged themselves to pay in some cases,
  • quite overwhelming sums to the first person to fly from Manchester to
  • Glasgow, from London to Manchester, one hundred miles, two hundred
  • miles in England, and the like. Most had hedged a little with ambiguous
  • conditions, and now offered resistance; one or two paid at once, and
  • vehemently called attention to the fact; and Mr. Butteridge plunged into
  • litigation with the more recalcitrant, while at the same time sustaining
  • a vigorous agitation and canvass to induce the Government to purchase
  • his invention.
  • One fact, however, remained permanent throughout all the developments of
  • this affair behind Butteridge's preposterous love interest, his politics
  • and personality, and all his shouting and boasting, and that was that,
  • so far as the mass of people knew, he was in sole possession of the
  • secret of the practicable aeroplane in which, for all one could tell
  • to the contrary, the key of the future empire of the world resided. And
  • presently, to the great consternation of innumerable people, including
  • among others Mr. Bert Smallways, it became apparent that whatever
  • negotiations were in progress for the acquisition of this precious
  • secret by the British Government were in danger of falling through. The
  • London Daily Requiem first voiced the universal alarm, and published
  • an interview under the terrific caption of, “Mr. Butteridge Speaks his
  • Mind.”
  • Therein the inventor--if he was an inventor--poured out his heart.
  • “I came from the end of the earth,” he said, which rather seemed to
  • confirm the Cape Town story, “bringing me Motherland the secret that
  • would give her the empire of the world. And what do I get?” He paused.
  • “I am sniffed at by elderly mandarins!... And the woman I love is
  • treated like a leper!”
  • “I am an Imperial Englishman,” he went on in a splendid outburst,
  • subsequently written into the interview by his own hand; “but there
  • there are limits to the human heart! There are younger nations--living
  • nations! Nations that do not snore and gurgle helplessly in paroxysms
  • of plethora upon beds of formality and red tape! There are nations that
  • will not fling away the empire of earth in order to slight an unknown
  • man and insult a noble woman whose boots they are not fitted to unlatch.
  • There are nations not blinded to Science, not given over hand and foot
  • to effete snobocracies and Degenerate Decadents. In short, mark my
  • words--THERE ARE OTHER NATIONS!”
  • This speech it was that particularly impressed Bert Smallways. “If them
  • Germans or them Americans get hold of this,” he said impressively to
  • his brother, “the British Empire's done. It's U-P. The Union Jack, so to
  • speak, won't be worth the paper it's written on, Tom.”
  • “I suppose you couldn't lend us a hand this morning,” said Jessica,
  • in his impressive pause. “Everybody in Bun Hill seems wanting early
  • potatoes at once. Tom can't carry half of them.”
  • “We're living on a volcano,” said Bert, disregarding the suggestion. “At
  • any moment war may come--such a war!”
  • He shook his head portentously.
  • “You'd better take this lot first, Tom,” said Jessica. She turned
  • briskly on Bert. “Can you spare us a morning?” she asked.
  • “I dessay I can,” said Bert. “The shop's very quiet s'morning. Though
  • all this danger to the Empire worries me something frightful.”
  • “Work'll take it off your mind,” said Jessica.
  • And presently he too was going out into a world of change and wonder,
  • bowed beneath a load of potatoes and patriotic insecurity, that merged
  • at last into a very definite irritation at the weight and want of style
  • of the potatoes and a very clear conception of the entire detestableness
  • of Jessica.
  • CHAPTER II. HOW BERT SMALLWAYS GOT INTO DIFFICULTIES
  • It did not occur to either Tom or Bert Smallways that this remarkable
  • aerial performance of Mr. Butteridge was likely to affect either of
  • their lives in any special manner, that it would in any way single them
  • out from the millions about them; and when they had witnessed it from
  • the crest of Bun Hill and seen the fly-like mechanism, its rotating
  • planes a golden haze in the sunset, sink humming to the harbour of its
  • shed again, they turned back towards the sunken green-grocery beneath
  • the great iron standard of the London to Brighton mono-rail, and their
  • minds reverted to the discussion that had engaged them before Mr.
  • Butteridge's triumph had come in sight out of the London haze.
  • It was a difficult and unsuccessful discussions. They had to carry it
  • on in shouts because of the moaning and roaring of the gyroscopic
  • motor-cars that traversed the High Street, and in its nature it was
  • contentious and private. The Grubb business was in difficulties, and
  • Grubb in a moment of financial eloquence had given a half-share in it
  • to Bert, whose relations with his employer had been for some time
  • unsalaried and pallish and informal.
  • Bert was trying to impress Tom with the idea that the reconstructed
  • Grubb & Smallways offered unprecedented and unparalleled opportunities
  • to the judicious small investor. It was coming home to Bert, as though
  • it were an entirely new fact, that Tom was singularly impervious to
  • ideas. In the end he put the financial issues on one side, and, making
  • the thing entirely a matter of fraternal affection, succeeded in
  • borrowing a sovereign on the security of his word of honour.
  • The firm of Grubb & Smallways, formerly Grubb, had indeed been
  • singularly unlucky in the last year or so. For many years the business
  • had struggled along with a flavour of romantic insecurity in a small,
  • dissolute-looking shop in the High Street, adorned with brilliantly
  • coloured advertisements of cycles, a display of bells, trouser-clips,
  • oil-cans, pump-clips, frame-cases, wallets, and other accessories, and
  • the announcement of “Bicycles on Hire,” “Repairs,” “Free inflation,”
  • “Petrol,” and similar attractions. They were agents for several obscure
  • makes of bicycle,--two samples constituted the stock,--and occasionally
  • they effected a sale; they also repaired punctures and did their
  • best--though luck was not always on their side--with any other repairing
  • that was brought to them. They handled a line of cheap gramophones, and
  • did a little with musical boxes.
  • The staple of their business was, however, the letting of bicycles on
  • hire. It was a singular trade, obeying no known commercial or economic
  • principles--indeed, no principles. There was a stock of ladies' and
  • gentlemen's bicycles in a state of disrepair that passes description,
  • and these, the hiring stock, were let to unexacting and reckless people,
  • inexpert in the things of this world, at a nominal rate of one shilling
  • for the first hour and sixpence per hour afterwards. But really there
  • were no fixed prices, and insistent boys could get bicycles and the
  • thrill of danger for an hour for so low a sum as threepence, provided
  • they could convince Grubb that that was all they had. The saddle and
  • handle-bar were then sketchily adjusted by Grubb, a deposit exacted,
  • except in the case of familiar boys, the machine lubricated, and the
  • adventurer started upon his career. Usually he or she came back, but at
  • times, when the accident was serious, Bert or Grubb had to go out and
  • fetch the machine home. Hire was always charged up to the hour of return
  • to the shop and deducted from the deposit. It was rare that a bicycle
  • started out from their hands in a state of pedantic efficiency. Romantic
  • possibilities of accident lurked in the worn thread of the screw that
  • adjusted the saddle, in the precarious pedals, in the loose-knit chain,
  • in the handle-bars, above all in the brakes and tyres. Tappings and
  • clankings and strange rhythmic creakings awoke as the intrepid hirer
  • pedalled out into the country. Then perhaps the bell would jam or a
  • brake fail to act on a hill; or the seat-pillar would get loose, and the
  • saddle drop three or four inches with a disconcerting bump; or the loose
  • and rattling chain would jump the cogs of the chain-wheel as the machine
  • ran downhill, and so bring the mechanism to an abrupt and disastrous
  • stop without at the same time arresting the forward momentum of the
  • rider; or a tyre would bang, or sigh quietly, and give up the struggle
  • for efficiency.
  • When the hirer returned, a heated pedestrian, Grubb would ignore all
  • verbal complaints, and examine the machine gravely.
  • “This ain't 'ad fair usage,” he used to begin.
  • He became a mild embodiment of the spirit of reason. “You can't expect a
  • bicycle to take you up in its arms and carry you,” he used to say. “You
  • got to show intelligence. After all--it's machinery.”
  • Sometimes the process of liquidating the consequent claims bordered on
  • violence. It was always a very rhetorical and often a trying affair, but
  • in these progressive times you have to make a noise to get a living. It
  • was often hard work, but nevertheless this hiring was a fairly steady
  • source of profit, until one day all the panes in the window and door
  • were broken and the stock on sale in the window greatly damaged and
  • disordered by two over-critical hirers with no sense of rhetorical
  • irrelevance. They were big, coarse stokers from Gravesend. One was
  • annoyed because his left pedal had come off, and the other because his
  • tyre had become deflated, small and indeed negligible accidents by Bun
  • Hill standards, due entirely to the ungentle handling of the delicate
  • machines entrusted to them--and they failed to see clearly how they put
  • themselves in the wrong by this method of argument. It is a poor way of
  • convincing a man that he has let you a defective machine to throw his
  • foot-pump about his shop, and take his stock of gongs outside in order
  • to return them through the window-panes. It carried no real conviction
  • to the minds of either Grubb or Bert; it only irritated and vexed them.
  • One quarrel makes many, and this unpleasantness led to a violent dispute
  • between Grubb and the landlord upon the moral aspects of and legal
  • responsibility for the consequent re-glazing. In the end Grubb and
  • Smallways were put to the expense of a strategic nocturnal removal to
  • another position.
  • It was a position they had long considered. It was a small, shed-like
  • shop with a plate-glass window and one room behind, just at the sharp
  • bend in the road at the bottom of Bun Hill; and here they struggled
  • along bravely, in spite of persistent annoyance from their former
  • landlord, hoping for certain eventualities the peculiar situation of the
  • shop seemed to promise. Here, too, they were doomed to disappointment.
  • The High Road from London to Brighton that ran through Bun Hill was like
  • the British Empire or the British Constitution--a thing that had grown
  • to its present importance. Unlike any other roads in Europe the British
  • high roads have never been subjected to any organised attempts to
  • grade or straighten them out, and to that no doubt their peculiar
  • picturesqueness is to be ascribed. The old Bun Hill High Street drops at
  • its end for perhaps eighty or a hundred feet of descent at an angle
  • of one in five, turns at right angles to the left, runs in a curve for
  • about thirty yards to a brick bridge over the dry ditch that had once
  • been the Otterbourne, and then bends sharply to the right again round
  • a dense clump of trees and goes on, a simple, straightforward, peaceful
  • high road. There had been one or two horse-and-van and bicycle accidents
  • in the place before the shop Bert and Grubb took was built, and, to be
  • frank, it was the probability of others that attracted them to it.
  • Its possibilities had come to them first with a humorous flavour.
  • “Here's one of the places where a chap might get a living by keeping
  • hens,” said Grubb.
  • “You can't get a living by keeping hens,” said Bert.
  • “You'd keep the hen and have it spatch-cocked,” said Grubb. “The motor
  • chaps would pay for it.”
  • When they really came to take the place they remembered this
  • conversation. Hens, however, were out of the question; there was no
  • place for a run unless they had it in the shop. It would have been
  • obviously out of place there. The shop was much more modern than their
  • former one, and had a plate-glass front. “Sooner or later,” said Bert,
  • “we shall get a motor-car through this.”
  • “That's all right,” said Grubb. “Compensation. I don't mind when that
  • motor-car comes along. I don't mind even if it gives me a shock to the
  • system.”
  • “And meanwhile,” said Bert, with great artfulness, “I'm going to buy
  • myself a dog.”
  • He did. He bought three in succession. He surprised the people at the
  • Dogs' Home in Battersea by demanding a deaf retriever, and rejecting
  • every candidate that pricked up its ears. “I want a good, deaf,
  • slow-moving dog,” he said. “A dog that doesn't put himself out for
  • things.”
  • They displayed inconvenient curiosity; they declared a great scarcity of
  • deaf dogs.
  • “You see,” they said, “dogs aren't deaf.”
  • “Mine's got to be,” said Bert. “I've HAD dogs that aren't deaf. All I
  • want. It's like this, you see--I sell gramophones. Naturally I got to
  • make 'em talk and tootle a bit to show 'em orf. Well, a dog that isn't
  • deaf doesn't like it--gets excited, smells round, barks, growls. That
  • upsets the customer. See? Then a dog that has his hearing fancies
  • things. Makes burglars out of passing tramps. Wants to fight every motor
  • that makes a whizz. All very well if you want livening up, but our place
  • is lively enough. I don't want a dog of that sort. I want a quiet dog.”
  • In the end he got three in succession, but none of them turned out well.
  • The first strayed off into the infinite, heeding no appeals; the second
  • was killed in the night by a fruit motor-waggon which fled before Grubb
  • could get down; the third got itself entangled in the front wheel of a
  • passing cyclist, who came through the plate glass, and proved to be an
  • actor out of work and an undischarged bankrupt. He demanded compensation
  • for some fancied injury, would hear nothing of the valuable dog he had
  • killed or the window he had broken, obliged Grubb by sheer physical
  • obduracy to straighten his buckled front wheel, and pestered the
  • struggling firm with a series of inhumanly worded solicitor's letters.
  • Grubb answered them--stingingly, and put himself, Bert thought, in the
  • wrong.
  • Affairs got more and more exasperating and strained under these
  • pressures. The window was boarded up, and an unpleasant altercation
  • about their delay in repairing it with the new landlord, a Bun Hill
  • butcher--and a loud, bellowing, unreasonable person at that--served to
  • remind them of their unsettled troubles with the old. Things were at
  • this pitch when Bert bethought himself of creating a sort of debenture
  • capital in the business for the benefit of Tom. But, as I have said,
  • Tom had no enterprise in his composition. His idea of investment was the
  • stocking; he bribed his brother not to keep the offer open.
  • And then ill-luck made its last lunge at their crumbling business and
  • brought it to the ground.
  • 2
  • It is a poor heart that never rejoices, and Whitsuntide had an air of
  • coming as an agreeable break in the business complications of Grubb &
  • Smallways. Encouraged by the practical outcome of Bert's negotiations
  • with his brother, and by the fact that half the hiring-stock was
  • out from Saturday to Monday, they decided to ignore the residuum of
  • hiring-trade on Sunday and devote that day to much-needed relaxation and
  • refreshment--to have, in fact, an unstinted good time, a beano on Whit
  • Sunday and return invigorated to grapple with their difficulties and
  • the Bank Holiday repairs on the Monday. No good thing was ever done
  • by exhausted and dispirited men. It happened that they had made the
  • acquaintance of two young ladies in employment in Clapham, Miss Flossie
  • Bright and Miss Edna Bunthorne, and it was resolved therefore to make
  • a cheerful little cyclist party of four into the heart of Kent, and to
  • picnic and spend an indolent afternoon and evening among the trees and
  • bracken between Ashford and Maidstone.
  • Miss Bright could ride a bicycle, and a machine was found for her, not
  • among the hiring stock, but specially, in the sample held for sale. Miss
  • Bunthorne, whom Bert particularly affected, could not ride, and so with
  • some difficulty he hired a basket-work trailer from the big business of
  • Wray's in the Clapham Road.
  • To see our young men, brightly dressed and cigarettes alight, wheeling
  • off to the rendezvous, Grubb guiding the lady's machine beside him with
  • one skilful hand and Bert teuf-teuffing steadily, was to realise how
  • pluck may triumph even over insolvency. Their landlord, the butcher,
  • said, “Gurr,” as they passed, and shouted, “Go it!” in a loud, savage
  • tone to their receding backs.
  • Much they cared!
  • The weather was fine, and though they were on their way southward before
  • nine o'clock, there was already a great multitude of holiday people
  • abroad upon the roads. There were quantities of young men and women on
  • bicycles and motor-bicycles, and a majority of gyroscopic motor-cars
  • running bicycle-fashion on two wheels, mingled with old-fashioned
  • four-wheeled traffic. Bank Holiday times always bring out old
  • stored-away vehicles and odd people; one saw tricars and electric
  • broughams and dilapidated old racing motors with huge pneumatic tyres.
  • Once our holiday-makers saw a horse and cart, and once a youth riding a
  • black horse amidst the badinage of the passersby. And there were several
  • navigable gas air-ships, not to mention balloons, in the air. It was
  • all immensely interesting and refreshing after the dark anxieties of
  • the shop. Edna wore a brown straw hat with poppies, that suited her
  • admirably, and sat in the trailer like a queen, and the eight-year-old
  • motor-bicycle ran like a thing of yesterday.
  • Little it seemed to matter to Mr. Bert Smallways that a newspaper
  • placard proclaimed:-- --------------------------------------- GERMANY
  • DENOUNCES THE MONROE DOCTRINE.
  • AMBIGUOUS ATTITUDE OF JAPAN.
  • WHAT WILL BRITAIN DO? IS IT WAR?---------------------------------------
  • This sort of thing was alvays going on, and on holidays one disregarded
  • it as a matter of course. Week-davs, in the slack time after the midday
  • meal, then perhaps one might worry about the Empire and international
  • politics; but not on a sunny Sunday, with a pretty girl trailing behind
  • one, and envious cyclists trying to race you. Nor did our young people
  • attach any great importance to the flitting suggestions of military
  • activity they glimpsed ever and again. Near Maidstone they came on
  • a string of eleven motor-guns of peculiar construction halted by the
  • roadside, with a number of businesslike engineers grouped about them
  • watching through field-glasses some sort of entrenchment that was going
  • on near the crest of the downs. It signified nothing to Bert.
  • “What's up?” said Edna.
  • “Oh!--manoeuvres,” said Bert.
  • “Oh! I thought they did them at Easter,” said Edna, and troubled no
  • more.
  • The last great British war, the Boer war, was over and forgotten, and
  • the public had lost the fashion of expert military criticism.
  • Our four young people picnicked cheerfully, and were happy in the manner
  • of a happiness that was an ancient mode in Nineveh. Eyes were bright,
  • Grubb was funny and almost witty, and Bert achieved epigrams; the
  • hedges were full of honeysuckle and dog-roses; in the woods the distant
  • toot-toot-toot of the traffic on the dust-hazy high road might have been
  • no more than the horns of elf-land. They laughed and gossiped and picked
  • flowers and made love and talked, and the girls smoked cigarettes. Also
  • they scuffled playfully. Among other things they talked aeronautics,
  • and how thev would come for a picnic together in Bert's flying-machine
  • before ten years were out. The world seemed full of amusing
  • possibilities that afternoon. They wondered what their
  • great-grandparents would have thought of aeronautics. In the evening,
  • about seven, the party turned homeward, expecting no disaster, and it
  • was only on the crest of the downs between Wrotham and Kingsdown that
  • disaster came.
  • They had come up the hill in the twilight; Bert was anxious to get as
  • far as possible before he lit--or attempted to light, for the issue
  • was a doubtful one--his lamps, and they had scorched past a number of
  • cyclists, and by a four-wheeled motor-car of the old style lamed by a
  • deflated tyre. Some dust had penetrated Bert's horn, and the result was
  • a curious, amusing, wheezing sound had got into his “honk, honk.” For
  • the sake of merriment and glory he was making this sound as much as
  • possible, and Edna was in fits of laughter in the trailer. They made a
  • sort of rushing cheerfulness along the road that affected their fellow
  • travellers variously, according to their temperaments. She did notice a
  • good lot of bluish, evil-smelling smoke coming from about the
  • bearings between his feet, but she thought this was one of the natural
  • concomitants of motor-traction, and troubled no more about it, until
  • abruptly it burst into a little yellow-tipped flame.
  • “Bert!” she screamed.
  • But Bert had put on the brakes with such suddenness that she found
  • herself involved with his leg as he dismounted. She got to the side of
  • the road and hastily readjusted her hat, which had suffered.
  • “Gaw!” said Bert.
  • He stood for some fatal seconds watching the petrol drip and catch, and
  • the flame, which was now beginning to smell of enamel as well as oil,
  • spread and grew. His chief idea was the sorrowful one that he had not
  • sold the machine second-hand a year ago, and that he ought to have done
  • so--a good idea in its way, but not immediately helpful. He turned upon
  • Edna sharply. “Get a lot of wet sand,” he said. Then he wheeled the
  • machine a little towards the side of the roadway, and laid it down and
  • looked about for a supply of wet sand. The flames received this as a
  • helpful attention, and made the most of it. They seemed to brighten and
  • the twilight to deepen about them. The road was a flinty road in the
  • chalk country, and ill-provided with sand.
  • Edna accosted a short, fat cyclist. “We want wet sand,” she said, and
  • added, “our motor's on fire.” The short, fat cyclist stared blankly for
  • a moment, then with a helpful cry began to scrabble in the road-grit.
  • Whereupon Bert and Edna also scrabbled in the road-grit. Other cyclists
  • arrived, dismounted and stood about, and their flame-lit faces expressed
  • satisfaction, interest, curiosity. “Wet sand,” said the short, fat man,
  • scrabbling terribly--“wet sand.” One joined him. They threw hard-earned
  • handfuls of road-grit upon the flames, which accepted them with
  • enthusiasm.
  • Grubb arrived, riding hard. He was shouting something. He sprang off
  • and threw his bicycle into the hedge. “Don't throw water on it!” he
  • said--“don't throw water on it!” He displayed commanding presence of
  • mind. He became captain of the occasion. Others were glad to repeat the
  • things he said and imitate his actions.
  • “Don't throw water on it!” they cried. Also there was no water.
  • “Beat it out, you fools!” he said.
  • He seized a rug from the trailer (it was an Austrian blanket, and
  • Bert's winter coverlet) and began to beat at the burning petrol. For a
  • wonderful minute he seemed to succeed. But he scattered burning pools
  • of petrol on the road, and others, fired by his enthusiasm, imitated his
  • action. Bert caught up a trailer-cushion and began to beat; there was
  • another cushion and a table-cloth, and these also were seized. A young
  • hero pulled off his jacket and joined the beating. For a moment there
  • was less talking than hard breathing, and a tremendous flapping.
  • Flossie, arriving on the outskirts of the crowd, cried, “Oh, my God!”
  • and burst loudly into tears. “Help!” she said, and “Fire!”
  • The lame motor-car arrived, and stopped in consternation. A tall,
  • goggled, grey-haired man who was driving inquired with an Oxford
  • intonation and a clear, careful enunciation, “Can WE help at all?”
  • It became manifest that the rug, the table-cloth, the cushions, the
  • jacket, were getting smeared with petrol and burning. The soul seemed
  • to go out of the cushion Bert was swaying, and the air was full of
  • feathers, like a snowstorm in the still twilight.
  • Bert had got very dusty and sweaty and strenuous. It seemed to him his
  • weapon had been wrested from him at the moment of victory. The fire lay
  • like a dying thing, close to the ground and wicked; it gave a leap of
  • anguish at every whack of the beaters. But now Grubb had gone off to
  • stamp out the burning blanket; the others were lacking just at the
  • moment of victory. One had dropped the cushion and was running to the
  • motor-car. “'ERE!” cried Bert; “keep on!”
  • He flung the deflated burning rags of cushion aside, whipped off his
  • jacket and sprang at the flames with a shout. He stamped into the ruin
  • until flames ran up his boots. Edna saw him, a red-lit hero, and thought
  • it was good to be a man.
  • A bystander was hit by a hot halfpenny flying out of the air. Then Bert
  • thought of the papers in his pockets, and staggered back, trying to
  • extinguish his burning jacket--checked, repulsed, dismayed.
  • Edna was struck by the benevolent appearance of an elderly spectator in
  • a silk hat and Sabbatical garments. “Oh!” she cried to him. “Help this
  • young man! How can you stand and see it?”
  • A cry of “The tarpaulin!” arose.
  • An earnest-looking man in a very light grey cycling-suit had suddenly
  • appeared at the side of the lame motor-car and addressed the owner.
  • “Have you a tarpaulin?” he said.
  • “Yes,” said the gentlemanly man. “Yes. We've got a tarpaulin.”
  • “That's it,” said the earnest-looking man, suddenly shouting. “Let's
  • have it, quick!”
  • The gentlemanly man, with feeble and deprecatory gestures, and in the
  • manner of a hypnotised person, produced an excellent large tarpaulin.
  • “Here!” cried the earnest-looking man to Grubb. “Ketch holt!”
  • Then everybody realised that a new method was to be tried. A number of
  • willing hands seized upon the Oxford gentleman's tarpaulin. The others
  • stood away with approving noises. The tarpaulin was held over the
  • burning bicycle like a canopy, and then smothered down upon it.
  • “We ought to have done this before,” panted Grubb.
  • There was a moment of triumph. The flames vanished. Every one who could
  • contrive to do so touched the edge of the tarpaulin. Bert held down
  • a corner with two hands and a foot. The tarpaulin, bulged up in the
  • centre, seemed to be suppressing triumphant exultation. Then its
  • self-approval became too much for it; it burst into a bright red smile
  • in the centre. It was exactly like the opening of a mouth. It laughed
  • with a gust of flames. They were reflected redly in the observant
  • goggles of the gentleman who owned the tarpaulin. Everybody recoiled.
  • “Save the trailer!” cried some one, and that was the last round in
  • the battle. But the trailer could not be detached; its wicker-work had
  • caught, and it was the last thing to burn. A sort of hush fell upon
  • the gathering. The petrol burnt low, the wicker-work trailer banged
  • and crackled. The crowd divided itself into an outer circle of critics,
  • advisers, and secondary characters, who had played undistinguished parts
  • or no parts at all in the affair, and a central group of heated
  • and distressed principals. A young man with an inquiring mind and a
  • considerable knowledge of motor-bicycles fixed on to Grubb and wanted
  • to argue that the thing could not have happened. Grubb wass short and
  • inattentive with him, and the young man withdrew to the back of the
  • crowd, and there told the benevolent old gentleman in the silk hat
  • that people who went out with machines they didn't understand had only
  • themselves to blame if things went wrong.
  • The old gentleman let him talk for some time, and then remarked, in a
  • tone of rapturous enjoyment: “Stone deaf,” and added, “Nasty things.”
  • A rosy-faced man in a straw hat claimed attention. “I DID save the front
  • wheel,” he said; “you'd have had that tyre catch, too, if I hadn't kept
  • turning it round.” It became manifest that this was so. The front wheel
  • had retained its tyre, was intact, was still rotating slowly among the
  • blackened and twisted ruins of the rest of the machine. It had something
  • of that air of conscious virtue, of unimpeachable respectability, that
  • distinguishes a rent collector in a low neighbourhood. “That wheel's
  • worth a pound,” said the rosy-faced man, making a song of it. “I kep'
  • turning it round.”
  • Newcomers kept arriving from the south with the question, “What's up?”
  • until it got on Grubb's nerves. Londonward the crowd was constantly
  • losing people; they would mount their various wheels with the satisfied
  • manner of spectators who have had the best. Their voices would recede
  • into the twilight; one would hear a laugh at the memory of this
  • particularly salient incident or that.
  • “I'm afraid,” said the gentleman of the motor-car, “my tarpaulin's a bit
  • done for.”
  • Grubb admitted that the owner was the best judge of that.
  • “Nothin, else I can do for you?” said the gentleman of the motor-car, it
  • may be with a suspicion of irony.
  • Bert was roused to action. “Look here,” he said. “There's my young lady.
  • If she ain't 'ome by ten they lock her out. See? Well, all my money was
  • in my jacket pocket, and it's all mixed up with the burnt stuff, and
  • that's too 'ot to touch. Is Clapham out of your way?”
  • “All in the day's work,” said the gentleman with the motor-car, and
  • turned to Edna. “Very pleased indeed,” he said, “if you'll come with us.
  • We're late for dinner as it is, so it won't make much difference for us
  • to go home by way of Clapham. We've got to get to Surbiton, anyhow. I'm
  • afraid you'll find us a little slow.”
  • “But what's Bert going to do?” said Edna.
  • “I don't know that we can accommodate Bert,” said the motor-car
  • gentleman, “though we're tremendously anxious to oblige.”
  • “You couldn't take the whole lot?” said Bert, waving his hand at the
  • deboshed and blackened ruins on the ground.
  • “I'm awfully afraid I can't,” said the Oxford man. “Awfully sorry, you
  • know.”
  • “Then I'll have to stick 'ere for a bit,” said Bert. “I got to see the
  • thing through. You go on, Edna.”
  • “Don't like leavin' you, Bert.”
  • “You can't 'elp it, Edna.”...
  • The last Edna saw of Bert was his figure, in charred and blackened
  • shirtsleeves, standing in the dusk. He was musing deeply by the mixed
  • ironwork and ashes of his vanished motor-bicycle, a melancholy figure.
  • His retinue of spectators had shrunk now to half a dozen figures.
  • Flossie and Grubb were preparing to follow her desertion.
  • “Cheer up, old Bert!” cried Edna, with artificial cheerfulness. “So
  • long.”
  • “So long, Edna,” said Bert.
  • “See you to-morrer.”
  • “See you to-morrer,” said Bert, though he was destined, as a matter of
  • fact, to see much of the habitable globe before he saw her again.
  • Bert began to light matches from a borrowed boxful, and search for a
  • half-crown that still eluded him among the charred remains.
  • His face was grave and melancholy.
  • “I WISH that 'adn't 'appened,” said Flossie, riding on with Grubb....
  • And at last Bert was left almost alone, a sad, blackened Promethean
  • figure, cursed by the gift of fire. He had entertained vague ideas of
  • hiring a cart, of achieving miraculous repairs, of still snatching some
  • residual value from his one chief possession. Now, in the darkening
  • night, he perceived the vanity of such intentions. Truth came to him
  • bleakly, and laid her chill conviction upon him. He took hold of the
  • handle-bar, stood the thing up, tried to push it forward. The tyreless
  • hind-wheel was jammed hopelessly, even as he feared. For a minute or so
  • he stood upholding his machine, a motionless despair. Then with a great
  • effort he thrust the ruins from him into the ditch, kicked at it once,
  • regarded it for a moment, and turned his face resolutely Londonward.
  • He did not once look back.
  • “That's the end of THAT game!” said Bert. “No more teuf-teuf-teuf for
  • Bert Smallways for a year or two. Good-bye 'olidays!... Oh! I ought to
  • 'ave sold the blasted thing when I had a chance three years ago.”
  • 3
  • The next morning found the firm of Grubb & Smallways in a state
  • of profound despondency. It seemed a small matter to them that the
  • newspaper and cigarette shop opposite displayed such placards as this:--
  • --------------------------------------- REPORTED AMERICAN ULTIMATUM.
  • BRITAIN MUST FIGHT.
  • OUR INFATUATED WAR OFFICE STILL
  • REFUSES TO LISTEN TO MR. BUTTERIDGE.
  • GREAT MONO-RAIL DISASTER AT
  • TIMBUCTOO.---------------------------------------
  • or this:-- --------------------------------------- WAR A QUESTION OF
  • HOURS.
  • NEW YORK CALM.
  • EXCITEMENT IN BERLIN.---------------------------------------
  • or again:-- --------------------------------------- WASHINGTON STILL
  • SILENT.
  • WHAT WILL PARIS DO?
  • THE PANIC ON THE BOURSE.
  • THE KING'S GARDEN PARTY TO THE MASKED TWAREGS.
  • MR. BUTTERIDGE TAKES AN OFFER.
  • LATEST BETTING FROM TEHERAN.---------------------------------------
  • or this:-- --------------------------------------- WILL AMERICA FIGHT?
  • ANTI-GERMAN RIOT IN BAGDAD.
  • THE MUNICIPAL SCANDALS AT DAMASCUS.
  • MR. BUTTERIDGE'S INVENTION FOR
  • AMERICA.---------------------------------------
  • Bert stared at these over the card of pump-clips in the pane in the
  • door with unseeing eyes. He wore a blackened flannel shirt, and the
  • jacketless ruins of the holiday suit of yesterday. The boarded-up shop
  • was dark and depressing beyond words, the few scandalous hiring machines
  • had never looked so hopelessly disreputable. He thought of their fellows
  • who were “out,” and of the approaching disputations of the afternoon. He
  • thought of their new landlord, and of their old landlord, and of bills
  • and claims. Life presented itself for the first time as a hopeless fight
  • against fate....
  • “Grubb, o' man,” he said, distilling the quintessence, “I'm fair sick of
  • this shop.”
  • “So'm I,” said Grubb.
  • “I'm out of conceit with it. I don't seem to care ever to speak to a
  • customer again.”
  • “There's that trailer,” said Grubb, after a pause.
  • “Blow the trailer!” said Bert. “Anyhow, I didn't leave a deposit on it.
  • I didn't do that. Still--”
  • He turned round on his friend. “Look 'ere,” he said, “we aren't gettin'
  • on here. We been losing money hand over fist. We got things tied up in
  • fifty knots.”
  • “What can we do?” said Grubb.
  • “Clear out. Sell what we can for what it will fetch, and quit. See?
  • It's no good 'anging on to a losing concern. No sort of good. Jest
  • foolishness.”
  • “That's all right,” said Grubb--“that's all right; but it ain't your
  • capital been sunk in it.”
  • “No need for us to sink after our capital,” said Bert, ignoring the
  • point.
  • “I'm not going to be held responsible for that trailer, anyhow. That
  • ain't my affair.”
  • “Nobody arst you to make it your affair. If you like to stick on here,
  • well and good. I'm quitting. I'll see Bank Holiday through, and then I'm
  • O-R-P-H. See?”
  • “Leavin' me?”
  • “Leavin' you. If you must be left.”
  • Grubb looked round the shop. It certainly had become distasteful. Once
  • upon a time it had been bright with hope and new beginnings and stock
  • and the prospect of credit. Now--now it was failure and dust. Very
  • likely the landlord would be round presently to go on with the row about
  • the window.... “Where d'you think of going, Bert?” Grubb asked.
  • Bert turned round and regarded him. “I thought it out as I was walking
  • 'ome, and in bed. I couldn't sleep a wink.”
  • “What did you think out?”
  • “Plans.”
  • “What plans?”
  • “Oh! You're for stickin, here.”
  • “Not if anything better was to offer.”
  • “It's only an ideer,” said Bert.
  • “You made the girls laugh yestiday, that song you sang.”
  • “Seems a long time ago now,” said Grubb.
  • “And old Edna nearly cried--over that bit of mine.”
  • “She got a fly in her eye,” said Grubb; “I saw it. But what's this got
  • to do with your plan?”
  • “No end,” said Bert.
  • “'Ow?”
  • “Don't you see?”
  • “Not singing in the streets?”
  • “Streets! No fear! But 'ow about the Tour of the Waterin' Places of
  • England, Grubb? Singing! Young men of family doing it for a lark? You
  • ain't got a bad voice, you know, and mine's all right. I never see a
  • chap singing on the beach yet that I couldn't 'ave sung into a cocked
  • hat. And we both know how to put on the toff a bit. Eh? Well, that's my
  • ideer. Me and you, Grubb, with a refined song and a breakdown. Like we
  • was doing for foolery yestiday. That was what put it into my 'ead. Easy
  • make up a programme--easy. Six choice items, and one or two for encores
  • and patter. I'm all right for the patter anyhow.”
  • Grubb remained regarding his darkened and disheartening shop; he thought
  • of his former landlord and his present landlord, and of the general
  • disgustingness of business in an age which re-echoes to The Bitter Cry
  • of the Middle Class; and then it seemed to him that afar off he heard
  • the twankle, twankle of a banjo, and the voice of a stranded siren
  • singing. He had a sense of hot sunshine upon sand, of the children of at
  • least transiently opulent holiday makers in a circle round about him, of
  • the whisper, “They are really gentlemen,” and then dollop, dollop came
  • the coppers in the hat. Sometimes even silver. It was all income; no
  • outgoings, no bills. “I'm on, Bert,” he said.
  • “Right O!” said Bert, and, “Now we shan't be long.”
  • “We needn't start without capital neither,” said Grubb. “If we take the
  • best of these machines up to the Bicycle Mart in Finsbury we'd raise six
  • or seven pounds on 'em. We could easy do that to-morrow before anybody
  • much was about....”
  • “Nice to think of old Suet-and-Bones coming round to make his usual row
  • with us, and finding a card up 'Closed for Repairs.'”
  • “We'll do that,” said Grubb with zest--“we'll do that. And we'll put
  • up another notice, and jest arst all inquirers to go round to 'im and
  • inquire. See? Then they'll know all about us.”
  • Before the day was out the whole enterprise was planned. They decided at
  • first that they would call themselves the Naval Mr. O's, a plagiarism,
  • and not perhaps a very good one, from the title of the well-known troupe
  • of “Scarlet Mr. E's,” and Bert rather clung to the idea of a uniform of
  • bright blue serge, with a lot of gold lace and cord and ornamentation,
  • rather like a naval officer's, but more so. But that had to be abandoned
  • as impracticable, it would have taken too much time and money to
  • prepare. They perceived they must wear some cheaper and more readily
  • prepared costume, and Grubb fell back on white dominoes. They
  • entertained the notion for a time of selecting the two worst machines
  • from the hiring-stock, painting them over with crimson enamel paint,
  • replacing the bells by the loudest sort of motor-horn, and doing a ride
  • about to begin and end the entertainment. They doubted the advisability
  • of this step.
  • “There's people in the world,” said Bert, “who wouldn't recognise us,
  • who'd know them bicycles again like a shot, and we don't want to go on
  • with no old stories. We want a fresh start.”
  • “I do,” said Grubb, “badly.”
  • “We want to forget things--and cut all these rotten old worries. They
  • ain't doin' us good.”
  • Nevertheless, they decided to take the risk of these bicycles, and they
  • decided their costumes should be brown stockings and sandals, and cheap
  • unbleached sheets with a hole cut in the middle, and wigs and beards of
  • tow. The rest their normal selves! “The Desert Dervishes,” they would
  • call themselves, and their chief songs would be those popular ditties,
  • “In my Trailer,” and “What Price Hair-pins Now?”
  • They decided to begin with small seaside places, and gradually, as they
  • gained confidence, attack larger centres. To begin with they selected
  • Littlestone in Kent, chiefly because of its unassuming name.
  • So they planned, and it seemed a small and unimportant thing to them
  • that as they clattered the governments of half the world and more were
  • drifting into war. About midday they became aware of the first of
  • the evening-paper placards shouting to them across the street:--
  • -----------------------------------------------
  • THE WAR-CLOUD DARKENS-----------------------------------------------
  • Nothing else but that.
  • “Always rottin' about war now,” said Bert.
  • “They'll get it in the neck in real earnest one of these days, if they
  • ain't precious careful.”
  • 4
  • So you will understand the sudden apparition that surprised rather than
  • delighted the quiet informality of Dymchurch sands. Dymchurch was one of
  • the last places on the coast of England to be reached by the mono-rail,
  • and so its spacious sands were still, at the time of this story, the
  • secret and delight of quite a limited number of people. They went there
  • to flee vulgarity and extravagances, and to bathe and sit and talk and
  • play with their children in peace, and the Desert Dervishes did not
  • please them at all.
  • The two white figures on scarlet wheels came upon them out of the
  • infinite along the sands from Littlestone, grew nearer and larger and
  • more audible, honk-honking and emitting weird cries, and generally
  • threatening liveliness of the most aggressive type. “Good heavens!” said
  • Dymchurch, “what's this?”
  • Then our young men, according to a preconcerted plan, wheeled round from
  • file to line, dismounted and stood it attention. “Ladies and gentlemen,”
  • they said, “we beg to present ourselves--the Desert Dervishes.” They
  • bowed profoundly.
  • The few scattered groups upon the beach regarded them with horror for
  • the most part, but some of the children and young people were interested
  • and drew nearer. “There ain't a bob on the beach,” said Grubb in an
  • undertone, and the Desert Dervishes plied their bicycles with comic
  • “business,” that got a laugh from one very unsophisticated little boy.
  • Then they took a deep breath and struck into the cheerful strain of
  • “What Price Hair-pins Now?” Grubb sang the song, Bert did his best to
  • make the chorus a rousing one, and it the end of each verse they danced
  • certain steps, skirts in hand, that they had carefully rehearsed.
  • “Ting-a-ling-a-ting-a-ling-a-ting-a-ling-a-tang...
  • What Price Hair-pins Now?”
  • So they chanted and danced their steps in the sunshine on Dymchurch
  • beach, and the children drew near these foolish young men, marvelling
  • that they should behave in this way, and the older people looked cold
  • and unfriendly.
  • All round the coasts of Europe that morning banjos were ringing,
  • voices were bawling and singing, children were playing in the sun,
  • pleasure-boats went to and fro; the common abundant life of the time,
  • unsuspicious of all dangers that gathered darkly against it, flowed
  • on its cheerful aimless way. In the cities men fussed about their
  • businesses and engagements. The newspaper placards that had cried
  • “wolf!” so often, cried “wolf!” now in vain.
  • 5
  • Now as Bert and Grubb bawled their chorus for the third time, they
  • became aware of a very big, golden-brown balloon low in the sky to the
  • north-west, and coming rapidly towards them. “Jest as we're gettin' hold
  • of 'em,” muttered Grubb, “up comes a counter-attraction. Go it, Bert!”
  • “Ting-a-ling-a-ting-a-ling-a-ting-a-ling-a-tang
  • What Price Hair-pins Now?”
  • The balloon rose and fell, went out of sight--“landed, thank goodness,”
  • said Grubb--re-appeared with a leap. “'ENG!” said Grubb. “Step it, Bert,
  • or they'll see it!”
  • They finished their dance, and then stood frankly staring.
  • “There's something wrong with that balloon,” said Bert.
  • Everybody now was looking at the balloon, drawing rapidly nearer before
  • a brisk north-westerly breeze. The song and dance were a “dead frost.”
  • Nobody thought any more about it. Even Bert and Grubb forgot it, and
  • ignored the next item on the programme altogether. The balloon was
  • bumping as though its occupants were trying to land; it would approach,
  • sinking slowly, touch the ground, and instantly jump fifty feet or so in
  • the air and immediately begin to fall again. Its car touched a clump of
  • trees, and the black figure that had been struggling in the ropes fell
  • back, or jumped back, into the car. In another moment it was quite
  • close. It seemed a huge affair, as big as a house, and it floated down
  • swiftly towards the sands; a long rope trailed behind it, and enormous
  • shouts came from the man in the car. He seemed to be taking off his
  • clothes, then his head came over the side of the car. “Catch hold of the
  • rope!” they heard, quite plain.
  • “Salvage, Bert!” cried Grubb, and started to head off the rope.
  • Bert followed him, and collided, without upsetting, with a fisherman
  • bent upon a similar errand. A woman carrying a baby in her arms, two
  • small boys with toy spades, and a stout gentleman in flannels all got to
  • the trailing rope at about the same time, and began to dance over it
  • in their attempts to secure it. Bert came up to this wriggling, elusive
  • serpent and got his foot on it, went down on all fours and achieved a
  • grip. In half a dozen seconds the whole diffused population of the beach
  • had, as it were, crystallised on the rope, and was pulling against the
  • balloon under the vehement and stimulating directions of the man in the
  • car. “Pull, I tell you!” said the man in the car--“pull!”
  • For a second or so the balloon obeyed its momentum and the wind and
  • tugged its human anchor seaward. It dropped, touched the water, and made
  • a flat, silvery splash, and recoiled as one's finger recoils when one
  • touches anything hot. “Pull her in,” said the man in the car. “SHE'S
  • FAINTED!”
  • He occupied himself with some unseen object while the people on the
  • rope pulled him in. Bert was nearest the balloon, and much excited and
  • interested. He kept stumbling over the tail of the Dervish costume in
  • his zeal. He had never imagined before what a big, light, wallowing
  • thing a balloon was. The car was of brown coarse wicker-work,
  • and comparatively small. The rope he tugged at was fastened to a
  • stout-looking ring, four or five feet above the car. At each tug he drew
  • in a yard or so of rope, and the waggling wicker-work was drawn so much
  • nearer. Out of the car came wrathful bellowings: “Fainted, she has!” and
  • then: “It's her heart--broken with all she's had to go through.”
  • The balloon ceased to struggle, and sank downward. Bert dropped the
  • rope, and ran forward to catch it in a new place. In another moment he
  • had his hand on the car. “Lay hold of it,” said the man in the car, and
  • his face appeared close to Bert's--a strangely familiar face, fierce
  • eyebrows, a flattish nose, a huge black moustache. He had discarded coat
  • and waistcoat--perhaps with some idea of presently having to swim for
  • his life--and his black hair was extraordinarily disordered. “Will
  • all you people get hold round the car?” he said. “There's a lady here
  • fainted--or got failure of the heart. Heaven alone knows which! My name
  • is Butteridge. Butteridge, my name is--in a balloon. Now please, all
  • on to the edge. This is the last time I trust myself to one of these
  • paleolithic contrivances. The ripping-cord failed, and the valve
  • wouldn't act. If ever I meet the scoundrel who ought to have seen--”
  • He stuck his head out between the ropes abruptly, and said, in a note
  • of earnest expostulation: “Get some brandy!--some neat brandy!” Some one
  • went up the beach for it.
  • In the car, sprawling upon a sort of bed-bench, in an attitude of
  • elaborate self-abandonment, was a large, blond lady, wearing a fur
  • coat and a big floriferous hat. Her head lolled back against the padded
  • corner of the car, and her eyes were shut and her mouth open. “Me dear!”
  • said Mr. Butteridge, in a common, loud voice, “we're safe!”
  • She gave no sign.
  • “Me dear!” said Mr. Butteridge, in a greatly intensified loud voice,
  • “we're safe!”
  • She was still quite impassive.
  • Then Mr. Butteridge showed the fiery core of his soul. “If she is
  • dead,” he said, slowly lifting a fist towards the balloon above him,
  • and speaking in an immense tremulous bellow--“if she is dead, I will
  • r-r-rend the heavens like a garment! I must get her out,” he cried, his
  • nostrils dilated with emotion--“I must get her out. I cannot have her
  • die in a wicker-work basket nine feet square--she who was made for
  • kings' palaces! Keep holt of this car! Is there a strong man among ye to
  • take her if I hand her out?”
  • He swept the lady together by a powerful movement of his arms, and
  • lifted her. “Keep the car from jumping,” he said to those who clustered
  • about him. “Keep your weight on it. She is no light woman, and when she
  • is out of it--it will be relieved.”
  • Bert leapt lightly into a sitting position on the edge of the car. The
  • others took a firmer grip upon the ropes and ring.
  • “Are you ready?” said Mr. Butteridge.
  • He stood upon the bed-bench and lifted the lady carefully. Then he sat
  • down on the wicker edge opposite to Bert, and put one leg over to dangle
  • outside. A rope or so seemed to incommode him. “Will some one assist
  • me?” he said. “If they would take this lady?”
  • It was just at this moment, with Mr. Butteridge and the lady balanced
  • finely on the basket brim, that she came-to. She came-to suddenly and
  • violently with a loud, heart-rending cry of “Alfred! Save me!” And she
  • waved her arms searchingly, and then clasped Mr. Butteridge about.
  • It seemed to Bert that the car swayed for a moment and then buck-jumped
  • and kicked him. Also he saw the boots of the lady and the right leg of
  • the gentleman describing arcs through the air, preparatory to vanishing
  • over the side of the car. His impressions were complex, but they also
  • comprehended the fact that he had lost his balance, and was going to
  • stand on his head inside this creaking basket. He spread out clutching
  • arms. He did stand on his head, more or less, his tow-beard came off
  • and got in his mouth, and his cheek slid along against padding. His nose
  • buried itself in a bag of sand. The car gave a violent lurch, and became
  • still.
  • “Confound it!” he said.
  • He had an impression he must be stunned because of a surging in his
  • ears, and because all the voices of the people about him had become
  • small and remote. They were shouting like elves inside a hill.
  • He found it a little difficult to get on his feet. His limbs were mixed
  • up with the garments Mr. Butteridge had discarded when that gentleman
  • had thought he must needs plunge into the sea. Bert bawled out half
  • angry, half rueful, “You might have said you were going to tip
  • the basket.” Then he stood up and clutched the ropes of the car
  • convulsively.
  • Below him, far below him, shining blue, were the waters of the English
  • Channel. Far off, a little thing in the sunshine, and rushing down as if
  • some one was bending it hollow, was the beach and the irregular cluster
  • of houses that constitutes Dymchurch. He could see the little crowd of
  • people he had so abruptly left. Grubb, in the white wrapper of a Desert
  • Dervish, was running along the edge of the sea. Mr. Butteridge was
  • knee-deep in the water, bawling immensely. The lady was sitting up with
  • her floriferous hat in her lap, shockingly neglected. The beach, east
  • and west, was dotted with little people--they seemed all heads and
  • feet--looking up. And the balloon, released from the twenty-five stone
  • or so of Mr. Butteridge and his lady, was rushing up into the sky at the
  • pace of a racing motor-car. “My crikey!” said Bert; “here's a go!”
  • He looked down with a pinched face at the receding beach, and reflected
  • that he wasn't giddy; then he made a superficial survey of the cords and
  • ropes about him with a vague idea of “doing something.” “I'm not going
  • to mess about with the thing,” he said at last, and sat down upon the
  • mattress. “I'm not going to touch it.... I wonder what one ought to do?”
  • Soon he got up again and stared for a long time it the sinking world
  • below, at white cliffs to the east and flattening marsh to the left, at
  • a minute wide prospect of weald and downland, at dim towns and harbours
  • and rivers and ribbon-like roads, at ships and ships, decks and
  • foreshortened funnels upon the ever-widening sea, and at the great
  • mono-rail bridge that straddled the Channel from Folkestone to Boulogne,
  • until at last, first little wisps and then a veil of filmy cloud hid the
  • prospect from his eyes. He wasn't at all giddy nor very much frightened,
  • only in a state of enormous consternation.
  • CHAPTER III. THE BALLOON
  • I
  • Bert Smallways was a vulgar little creature, the sort of pert, limited
  • soul that the old civilisation of the early twentieth century produced
  • by the million in every country of the world. He had lived all his life
  • in narrow streets, and between mean houses he could not look over, and
  • in a narrow circle of ideas from which there was no escape. He thought
  • the whole duty of man was to be smarter than his fellows, get his hands,
  • as he put it, “on the dibs,” and have a good time. He was, in fact, the
  • sort of man who had made England and America what they were. The luck
  • had been against him so far, but that was by the way. He was a mere
  • aggressive and acquisitive individual with no sense of the State,
  • no habitual loyalty, no devotion, no code of honour, no code even of
  • courage. Now by a curious accident he found himself lifted out of his
  • marvellous modern world for a time, out of all the rush and confused
  • appeals of it, and floating like a thing dead and disembodied between
  • sea and sky. It was as if Heaven was experimenting with him, had picked
  • him out as a sample from the English millions, to look at him more
  • nearly, and to see what was happening to the soul of man. But what
  • Heaven made of him in that case I cannot profess to imagine, for I have
  • long since abandoned all theories about the ideals and satisfactions of
  • Heaven.
  • To be alone in a balloon at a height of fourteen or fifteen thousand
  • feet--and to that height Bert Smallways presently rose is like nothing
  • else in human experience. It is one of the supreme things possible to
  • man. No flying machine can ever better it. It is to pass extraordinarily
  • out of human things. It is to be still and alone to an unprecedented
  • degree. It is solitude without the suggestion of intervention; it is
  • calm without a single irrelevant murmur. It is to see the sky. No sound
  • reaches one of all the roar and jar of humanity, the air is clear and
  • sweet beyond the thought of defilement. No bird, no insect comes so
  • high. No wind blows ever in a balloon, no breeze rustles, for it moves
  • with the wind and is itself a part of the atmosphere. Once started, it
  • does not rock nor sway; you cannot feel whether it rises or falls. Bert
  • felt acutely cold, but he wasn't mountain-sick; he put on the coat and
  • overcoat and gloves Butteridge had discarded--put them over the “Desert
  • Dervish” sheet that covered his cheap best suit--and sat very still for
  • a long, time, overawed by the new-found quiet of the world. Above him
  • was the light, translucent, billowing globe of shining brown oiled silk
  • and the blazing sunlight and the great deep blue dome of the sky.
  • Below, far below, was a torn floor of sunlit cloud slashed by enormous
  • rents through which he saw the sea.
  • If you had been watching him from below, you would have seen his head, a
  • motionless little black knob, sticking out from the car first of all for
  • a long time on one side, and then vanishing to reappear after a time at
  • some other point.
  • He wasn't in the least degree uncomfortable nor afraid. He did think
  • that as this uncontrollable thing had thus rushed up the sky with him it
  • might presently rush down again, but this consideration did not trouble
  • him very much. Essentially his state was wonder. There is no fear nor
  • trouble in balloons--until they descend.
  • “Gollys!” he said at last, feeling a need for talking; “it's better than
  • a motor-bike.”
  • “It's all right!”
  • “I suppose they're telegraphing about, about me.”...
  • The second hour found him examining the equipment of the car with great
  • particularity. Above him was the throat of the balloon bunched and tied
  • together, but with an open lumen through which Bert could peer up into
  • a vast, empty, quiet interior, and out of which descended two fine cords
  • of unknown import, one white, one crimson, to pockets below the ring.
  • The netting about the balloon-ended in cords attached to the ring, a big
  • steel-bound hoop to which the car was slung by ropes. From it depended
  • the trail rope and grapnel, and over the sides of the car were a number
  • of canvas bags that Bert decided must be ballast to “chuck down” if the
  • balloon fell. (“Not much falling just yet,” said Bert.)
  • There were an aneroid and another box-shaped instrument hanging from the
  • ring. The latter had an ivory plate bearing “statoscope” and other words
  • in French, and a little indicator quivered and waggled, between Montee
  • and Descente. “That's all right,” said Bert. “That tells if you're
  • going up or down.” On the crimson padded seat of the balloon there lay a
  • couple of rugs and a Kodak, and in opposite corners of the bottom of
  • the car were an empty champagne bottle and a glass. “Refreshments,” said
  • Bert meditatively, tilting the empty bottle. Then he had a brilliant
  • idea. The two padded bed-like seats, each with blankets and mattress, he
  • perceived, were boxes, and within he found Mr. Butteridge's conception
  • of an adequate equipment for a balloon ascent: a hamper which included
  • a game pie, a Roman pie, a cold fowl, tomatoes, lettuce, ham sandwiches,
  • shrimp sandwiches, a large cake, knives and forks and paper plates,
  • self-heating tins of coffee and cocoa, bread, butter, and marmalade,
  • several carefully packed bottles of champagne, bottles of Perrier water,
  • and a big jar of water for washing, a portfolio, maps, and a compass,
  • a rucksack containing a number of conveniences, including curling-tongs
  • and hair-pins, a cap with ear-flaps, and so forth.
  • “A 'ome from 'ome,” said Bert, surveying this provision as he tied the
  • ear-flaps under his chin. He looked over the side of the car. Far below
  • were the shining clouds. They had thickened so that the whole world was
  • hidden. Southward they were piled in great snowy masses, so that he was
  • half disposed to think them mountains; northward and eastward they were
  • in wavelike levels, and blindingly sunlit.
  • “Wonder how long a balloon keeps up?” he said.
  • He imagined he was not moving, so insensibly did the monster drift with
  • the air about it. “No good coming down till we shift a bit,” he said.
  • He consulted the statoscope.
  • “Still Monty,” he said.
  • “Wonder what would happen if you pulled a cord?”
  • “No,” he decided. “I ain't going to mess it about.”
  • Afterwards he did pull both the ripping- and the valve-cords, but, as
  • Mr. Butteridge had already discovered, they had fouled a fold of silk in
  • the throat. Nothing happened. But for that little hitch the ripping-cord
  • would have torn the balloon open as though it had been slashed by a
  • sword, and hurled Mr. Smallways to eternity at the rate of some thousand
  • feet a second. “No go!” he said, giving it a final tug. Then he lunched.
  • He opened a bottle of champagne, which, as soon as he cut the wire, blew
  • its cork out with incredible violence, and for the most part followed
  • it into space. Bert, however, got about a tumblerful. “Atmospheric
  • pressure,” said Bert, finding a use at last for the elementary
  • physiography of his seventh-standard days. “I'll have to be more careful
  • next time. No good wastin' drink.”
  • Then he routed about for matches to utilise Mr. Butteridge's cigars; but
  • here again luck was on his side, and he couldn't find any wherewith
  • to set light to the gas above him. Or else he would have dropped in a
  • flare, a splendid but transitory pyrotechnic display. “'Eng old Grubb!”
  • said Bert, slapping unproductive pockets. “'E didn't ought to 'ave kep'
  • my box. 'E's always sneaking matches.”
  • He reposed for a time. Then he got up, paddled about, rearranged the
  • ballast bags on the floor, watched the clouds for a time, and turned
  • over the maps on the locker. Bert liked maps, and he spent some time in
  • trying to find one of France or the Channel; but they were all British
  • ordnance maps of English counties. That set him thinking about languages
  • and trying to recall his seventh-standard French. “Je suis Anglais.
  • C'est une meprise. Je suis arrive par accident ici,” he decided upon
  • as convenient phrases. Then it occurred to him that he would entertain
  • himself by reading Mr. Butteridge's letters and examining his
  • pocket-book, and in this manner he whiled away the afternoon.
  • 2
  • He sat upon the padded locker, wrapped about very carefully, for the
  • air, though calm, was exhilaratingly cold and clear. He was wearing
  • first a modest suit of blue serge and all the unpretending underwear
  • of a suburban young man of fashion, with sandal-like cycling-shoes and
  • brown stockings drawn over his trouser ends; then the perforated
  • sheet proper to a Desert Dervish; then the coat and waistcoat and big
  • fur-trimmed overcoat of Mr. Butteridge; then a lady's large fur cloak,
  • and round his knees a blanket. Over his head was a tow wig, surmounted
  • by a large cap of Mr. Butteridge's with the flaps down over his ears.
  • And some fur sleeping-boots of Mr. Butteridge's warmed his feet. The car
  • of the balloon was small and neat, some bags of ballast the untidiest of
  • its contents, and he had found a light folding-table and put it at his
  • elbow, and on that was a glass with champagne. And about him, above and
  • below, was space--such a clear emptiness and silence of space as only
  • the aeronaut can experience.
  • He did not know where he might be drifting, or what might happen next.
  • He accepted this state of affairs with a serenity creditable to the
  • Smallways' courage, which one might reasonably have expected to be of a
  • more degenerate and contemptible quality altogether. His impression was
  • that he was bound to come down somewhere, and that then, if he wasn't
  • smashed, some one, some “society” perhaps, would probably pack him and
  • the balloon back to England. If not, he would ask very firmly for the
  • British Consul.
  • “Le consuelo Britannique,” he decided this would be. “Apportez moi a le
  • consuelo Britannique, s'il vous plait,” he would say, for he was by
  • no means ignorant of French. In the meanwhile, he found the intimate
  • aspects of Mr. Butteridge an interesting study.
  • There were letters of an entirely private character addressed to Mr.
  • Butteridge, and among others several love-letters of a devouring sort
  • in a large feminine hand. These are no business of ours, and one remarks
  • with regret that Bert read them.
  • When he had read them he remarked, “Gollys!” in an awestricken tone, and
  • then, after a long interval, “I wonder if that was her?
  • “Lord!”
  • He mused for a time.
  • He resumed his exploration of the Butteridge interior. It included
  • a number of press cuttings of interviews and also several letters
  • in German, then some in the same German handwriting, but in English.
  • “Hul-LO!” said Bert.
  • One of the latter, the first he took, began with an apology to
  • Butteridge for not writing to him in English before, and for the
  • inconvenience and delay that had been caused him by that, and went on
  • to matter that Bert found exciting in, the highest degree. “We can
  • understand entirely the difficulties of your position, and that you
  • shall possibly be watched at the present juncture.--But, sir, we do not
  • believe that any serious obstacles will be put in your way if you wished
  • to endeavour to leave the country and come to us with your plans by the
  • customary routes--either via Dover, Ostend, Boulogne, or Dieppe. We
  • find it difficult to think you are right in supposing yourself to be in
  • danger of murder for your invaluable invention.”
  • “Funny!” said Bert, and meditated.
  • Then he went through the other letters.
  • “They seem to want him to come,” said Bert, “but they don't seem hurting
  • themselves to get 'im. Or else they're shamming don't care to get his
  • prices down.
  • “They don't quite seem to be the gov'ment,” he reflected, after an
  • interval. “It's more like some firm's paper. All this printed stuff at
  • the top. Drachenflieger. Drachenballons. Ballonstoffe. Kugelballons.
  • Greek to me.
  • “But he was trying to sell his blessed secret abroad. That's all right.
  • No Greek about that! Gollys! Here IS the secret!”
  • He tumbled off the seat, opened the locker, and had the portfolio open
  • before him on the folding-table. It was full of drawings done in the
  • peculiar flat style and conventional colours engineers adopt. And, in,
  • addition there were some rather under-exposed photographs, obviously
  • done by an amateur, at close quarters, of the actual machine's
  • mutterings had made, in its shed near the Crystal Palace. Bert found he
  • was trembling. “Lord” he said, “here am I and the whole blessed secret
  • of flying--lost up here on the roof of everywhere.
  • “Let's see!” He fell to studying the drawings and comparing them with
  • the photographs. They puzzled him. Half of them seemed to be missing.
  • He tried to imagine how they fitted together, and found the effort too
  • great for his mind.
  • “It's tryin',” said Bert. “I wish I'd been brought up to the
  • engineering. If I could only make it out!”
  • He went to the side of the car and remained for a time staring with
  • unseeing eyes at a huge cluster of great clouds--a cluster of slowly
  • dissolving Monte Rosas, sunlit below. His attention was arrested by a
  • strange black spot that moved over them. It alarmed him. It was a
  • black spot moving slowly with him far below, following him down there,
  • indefatigably, over the cloud mountains. Why should such a thing follow
  • him? What could it be?...
  • He had an inspiration. “Uv course!” he said. It was the shadow of the
  • balloon. But he still watched it dubiously for a time.
  • He returned to the plans on the table.
  • He spent a long afternoon between his struggles to understand them and
  • fits of meditation. He evolved a remarkable new sentence in French.
  • “Voici, Mossoo!--Je suis un inventeur Anglais. Mon nom est Butteridge.
  • Beh. oo. teh. teh. eh. arr. I. deh. geh. eh. J'avais ici pour vendre le
  • secret de le flying-machine. Comprenez? Vendre pour l'argent tout
  • suite, l'argent en main. Comprenez? C'est le machine a jouer dans l'air.
  • Comprenez? C'est le machine a faire l'oiseau. Comprenez? Balancer? Oui,
  • exactement! Battir l'oiseau en fait, a son propre jeu. Je desire de
  • vendre ceci a votre government national. Voulez vous me directer la?
  • “Bit rummy, I expect, from the point of view of grammar,” said Bert,
  • “but they ought to get the hang of it all right.
  • “But then, if they arst me to explain the blessed thing?”
  • He returned in a worried way to the plans. “I don't believe it's all
  • here!” he said....
  • He got more and more perplexed up there among the clouds as to what he
  • should do with this wonderful find of his. At any moment, so far as he
  • knew he might descend among he knew not what foreign people.
  • “It's the chance of my life!” he said.
  • It became more and more manifest to him that it wasn't. “Directly I come
  • down they'll telegraph--put it in the papers. Butteridge'll know of it
  • and come along--on my track.”
  • Butteridge would be a terrible person to be on any one's track.
  • Bert thought of the great black moustaches, the triangular nose, the
  • searching bellow and the glare. His afternoon's dream of a marvellous
  • seizure and sale of the great Butteridge secret crumpled up in his mind,
  • dissolved, and vanished. He awoke to sanity again.
  • “Wouldn't do. What's the good of thinking of it?” He proceeded slowly
  • and reluctantly to replace the Butteridge papers in pockets and
  • portfolio as he had found them. He became aware of a splendid golden
  • light upon the balloon above him, and of a new warmth in the blue dome
  • of the sky. He stood up and beheld the sun, a great ball of blinding
  • gold, setting upon a tumbled sea of gold-edged crimson and purple
  • clouds, strange and wonderful beyond imagining. Eastward cloud-land
  • stretched for ever, darkling blue, and it seemed to Bert the whole round
  • hemisphere of the world was under his eyes.
  • Then far, away over the blue he caught sight of three long, dark shapes
  • like hurrying fish that drove one after the other, as porpoises follow
  • one another in the water. They were very fish-like indeed--with tails.
  • It was an unconvincing impression in that light. He blinked his eyes,
  • stared again, and they had vanished. For a long time he scrutinised
  • those remote blue levels and saw no more....
  • “Wonder if I ever saw anything,” he said, and then: “There ain't such
  • things....”
  • Down went the sun and down, not diving steeply, but passing northward as
  • it sank, and then suddenly daylight and the expansive warmth of daylight
  • had gone altogether, and the index of the statoscope quivered over to
  • Descente.
  • 3
  • “NOW what's going to 'appen?” said Bert.
  • He found the cold, grey cloud wilderness rising towards him with a wide,
  • slow steadiness. As he sank down among them the clouds ceased to seem
  • the snowclad mountain-slopes they had resembled heretofore, became
  • unsubstantial, confessed an immense silent drift and eddy in their
  • substance. For a moment, when he was nearly among their twilight masses,
  • his descent was checked. Then abruptly the sky was hidden, the last
  • vestiges of daylight gone, and he was falling rapidly in an evening
  • twilight through a whirl of fine snowflakes that streamed past him
  • towards the zenith, that drifted in upon the things about him and
  • melted, that touched his face with ghostly fingers. He shivered. His
  • breath came smoking from his lips, and everything was instantly bedewed
  • and wet.
  • He had an impression of a snowstorm pouring with unexampled and
  • increasing fury UPWARD; then he realised that he was falling faster and
  • faster.
  • Imperceptibly a sound grew upon his ears. The great silence of the world
  • was at an end. What was this confused sound?
  • He craned his head over the side, concerned, perplexed.
  • First he seemed to see, and then not to see. Then he saw clearly little
  • edges of foam pursuing each other, and a wide waste of weltering waters
  • below him. Far away was a pilot boat with a big sail bearing dim black
  • letters, and a little pinkish-yellow light, and it was rolling and
  • pitching, rolling and pitching in a gale, while he could feel no wind
  • at, all. Soon the sound of waters was loud and near. He was dropping,
  • dropping--into the sea!
  • He became convulsively active.
  • “Ballast!” he cried, and seized a little sack from the floor, and heaved
  • it overboard. He did not wait for the effect of that, but sent another
  • after it. He looked over in time to see a minute white splash in the dim
  • waters below him, and then he was back in the snow and clouds again.
  • He sent out quite needlessly a third sack of ballast and a fourth, and
  • presently had the immense satisfaction of soaring up out of the damp and
  • chill into the clear, cold, upper air in which the day still lingered.
  • “Thang-God!” he said, with all his heart.
  • A few stars now had pierced the blue, and in the east there shone
  • brightly a prolate moon.
  • 4
  • That first downward plunge filled Bert with a haunting sense of
  • boundless waters below. It was a summer's night, but it seemed to him,
  • nevertheless, extraordinarily long. He had a feeling of insecurity that
  • he fancied quite irrationally the sunrise would dispel. Also he was
  • hungry. He felt, in the dark, in the locker, put his fingers in
  • the Roman pie, and got some sandwiches, and he also opened rather
  • successfully a half-bottle of champagne. That warmed and restored him,
  • he grumbled at Grubb about the matches, wrapped himself up warmly on the
  • locker, and dozed for a time. He got up once or twice to make sure that
  • he was still securely high above the sea. The first time the moonlit
  • clouds were white and dense, and the shadow of the balloon ran athwart
  • them like a dog that followed; afterwards they seemed thinner. As he lay
  • still, staring up at the huge dark balloon above, he made a discovery.
  • His--or rather Mr. Butteridge's--waistcoat rustled as he breathed. It
  • was lined with papers. But Bert could not see to get them out or examine
  • them, much as he wished to do so....
  • He was awakened by the crowing of cocks, the barking of dogs, and a
  • clamour of birds. He was driving slowly at a low level over a broad land
  • lit golden by sunrise under a clear sky. He stared out upon hedgeless,
  • well-cultivated fields intersected by roads, each lined with
  • cable-bearing red poles. He had just passed over a compact, whitewashed,
  • village with a straight church tower and steep red-tiled roofs. A number
  • of peasants, men and women, in shiny blouses and lumpish footwear, stood
  • regarding him, arrested on their way to work. He was so low that the end
  • of his rope was trailing.
  • He stared out at these people. “I wonder how you land,” he thought.
  • “S'pose I OUGHT to land?”
  • He found himself drifting down towards a mono-rail line, and hastily
  • flung out two or three handfuls of ballast to clear it.
  • “Lemme see! One might say just 'Pre'nez'! Wish I knew the French for
  • take hold of the rope!... I suppose they are French?”
  • He surveyed the country again. “Might be Holland. Or Luxembourg. Or
  • Lorraine 's far as _I_ know. Wonder what those big affairs over there
  • are? Some sort of kiln. Prosperous-looking country...”
  • The respectability of the country's appearance awakened answering chords
  • in his nature.
  • “Make myself a bit ship-shape first,” he said.
  • He resolved to rise a little and get rid of his wig (which now felt
  • hot on his head), and so forth. He threw out a bag of ballast, and was
  • astonished to find himself careering up through the air very rapidly.
  • “Blow!” said Mr. Smallways. “I've over-done the ballast trick.... Wonder
  • when I shall get down again?... brekfus' on board, anyhow.”
  • He removed his cap and wig, for the air was warm, and an improvident
  • impulse made him cast the latter object overboard. The statoscope
  • responded with a vigorous swing to Monte.
  • “The blessed thing goes up if you only LOOK overboard,” he remarked, and
  • assailed the locker. He found among other items several tins of liquid
  • cocoa containing explicit directions for opening that he followed with
  • minute care. He pierced the bottom with the key provided in the holes
  • indicated, and forthwith the can grew from cold to hotter and hotter,
  • until at last he could scarcely touch it, and then he opened the can at
  • the other end, and there was his cocoa smoking, without the use of match
  • or flame of any sort. It was an old invention, but new to Bert. There
  • was also ham and marmalade and bread, so that he had a really very
  • tolerable breakfast indeed.
  • Then he took off his overcoat, for the sunshine was now inclined to be
  • hot, and that reminded him of the rustling he had heard in the night.
  • He took off the waistcoat and examined it. “Old Butteridge won't like
  • me unpicking this.” He hesitated, and finally proceeded to unpick it. He
  • found the missing drawings of the lateral rotating planes, on which the
  • whole stability of the flying machine depended.
  • An observant angel would have seen Bert sitting for a long time after
  • this discovery in a state of intense meditation. Then at last he rose
  • with an air of inspiration, took Mr. Butteridge's ripped, demolished,
  • and ransacked waistcoat, and hurled it from the balloon whence it
  • fluttered down slowly and eddyingly until at last it came to rest with
  • a contented flop upon the face of German tourist sleeping peacefully
  • beside the Hohenweg near Wildbad. Also this sent the balloon higher,
  • and so into a position still more convenient for observation by our
  • imaginary angel who would next have seen Mr. Smallways tear open his own
  • jacket and waistcoat, remove his collar, open his shirt, thrust his hand
  • into his bosom, and tear his heart out--or at least, if not his heart,
  • some large bright scarlet object. If the observer, overcoming a thrill
  • of celestial horror, had scrutinised this scarlet object more narrowly,
  • one of Bert's most cherished secrets, one of his essential weaknesses,
  • would have been laid bare. It was a red-flannel chest-protector, one of
  • those large quasi-hygienic objects that with pills and medicines take
  • the place of beneficial relics and images among the Protestant peoples
  • of Christendom. Always Bert wore this thing; it was his cherished
  • delusion, based on the advice of a shilling fortune-teller at Margate,
  • that he was weak in the lungs.
  • He now proceeded to unbutton his fetish, to attack it with a penknife,
  • and to thrust the new-found plans between the two layers of imitation
  • Saxony flannel of which it was made. Then with the help of Mr.
  • Butteridge's small shaving mirror and his folding canvas basin he
  • readjusted his costume with the gravity of a man who has taken an
  • irrevocable step in life, buttoned up his jacket, cast the white sheet
  • of the Desert Dervish on one side, washed temperately, shaved,
  • resumed the big cap and the fur overcoat, and, much refreshed by these
  • exercises, surveyed the country below him.
  • It was indeed a spectacle of incredible magnificence. If perhaps it was
  • not so strange and magnificent as the sunlit cloudland of the previous
  • day, it was at any rate infinitely more interesting.
  • The air was at its utmost clearness and except to the south and
  • south-west there was not a cloud in the sky. The country was hilly,
  • with occasional fir plantations and bleak upland spaces, but also with
  • numerous farms, and the hills were deeply intersected by the gorges of
  • several winding rivers interrupted at intervals by the banked-up
  • ponds and weirs of electric generating wheels. It was dotted with
  • bright-looking, steep-roofed, villages, and each showed a distinctive
  • and interesting church beside its wireless telegraph steeple; here and
  • there were large chateaux and parks and white roads, and paths lined
  • with red and white cable posts were extremely conspicuous in the
  • landscape. There were walled enclosures like gardens and rickyards and
  • great roofs of barns and many electric dairy centres. The uplands were
  • mottled with cattle. At places he would see the track of one of the
  • old railroads (converted now to mono-rails) dodging through tunnels
  • and crossing embankments, and a rushing hum would mark the passing of a
  • train. Everything was extraordinarily clear as well as minute. Once or
  • twice he saw guns and soldiers, and was reminded of the stir of military
  • preparations he had witnessed on the Bank Holiday in England; but there
  • was nothing to tell him that these military preparations were abnormal
  • or to explain an occasional faint irregular firing Of guns that drifted
  • up to him....
  • “Wish I knew how to get down,” said Bert, ten thousand feet or so above
  • it all, and gave himself to much futile tugging at the red and white
  • cords. Afterwards he made a sort of inventory of the provisions. Life in
  • the high air was giving him an appalling appetite, and it seemed to him
  • discreet at this stage to portion out his supply into rations. So far as
  • he could see he might pass a week in the air.
  • At first all the vast panorama below had been as silent as a painted
  • picture. But as the day wore on and the gas diffused slowly from the
  • balloon, it sank earthward again, details increased, men became more
  • visible, and he began to hear the whistle and moan of trains and cars,
  • sounds of cattle, bugles and kettle drums, and presently even men's
  • voices. And at last his guide-rope was trailing again, and he found it
  • possible to attempt a landing. Once or twice as the rope dragged over
  • cables he found his hair erect with electricity, and once he had a
  • slight shock, and sparks snapped about the car. He took these things
  • among the chances of the voyage. He had one idea now very clear in his
  • mind, and that was to drop the iron grapnel that hung from the ring.
  • From the first this attempt was unfortunate, perhaps because the place
  • for descent was ill-chosen. A balloon should come down in an empty open
  • space, and he chose a crowd. He made his decision suddenly, and without
  • proper reflection. As he trailed, Bert saw ahead of him one of the
  • most attractive little towns in the world--a cluster of steep gables
  • surmounted by a high church tower and diversified with trees, walled,
  • and with a fine, large gateway opening out upon a tree-lined high road.
  • All the wires and cables of the countryside converged upon it like
  • guests to entertainment. It had a most home-like and comfortable
  • quality, and it was made gayer by abundant flags. Along the road a
  • quantity of peasant folk, in big pair-wheeled carts and afoot, were
  • coming and going, besides an occasional mono-rail car; and at the
  • car-junction, under the trees outside the town, was a busy little
  • fair of booths. It seemed a warm, human, well-rooted, and altogether
  • delightful place to Bert. He came low over the tree-tops, with his
  • grapnel ready to throw and so anchor him--a curious, interested, and
  • interesting guest, so his imagination figured it, in the very middle of
  • it all.
  • He thought of himself performing feats with the sign language and chance
  • linguistics amidst a circle of admiring rustics....
  • And then the chapter of adverse accidents began.
  • The rope made itself unpopular long before the crowd had fully realised
  • his advent over the trees. An elderly and apparently intoxicated peasant
  • in a shiny black hat, and carrying a large crimson umbrella, caught
  • sight of it first as it trailed past him, and was seized with a
  • discreditable ambition to kill it. He pursued it, briskly with
  • unpleasant cries. It crossed the road obliquely, splashed into a pail of
  • milk upon a stall, and slapped its milky tail athwart a motor-car load
  • of factory girls halted outside the town gates. They screamed loudly.
  • People looked up and saw Bert making what he meant to be genial
  • salutations, but what they considered, in view of the feminine outcry,
  • to be insulting gestures. Then the car hit the roof of the gatehouse
  • smartly, snapped a flag staff, played a tune upon some telegraph wires,
  • and sent a broken wire like a whip-lash to do its share in accumulating
  • unpopularity. Bert, by clutching convulsively, just escaped being
  • pitched headlong. Two young soldiers and several peasants shouted things
  • up to him and shook fists at him and began to run in pursuit as he
  • disappeared over the wall into the town.
  • Admiring rustics, indeed!
  • The balloon leapt at once, in the manner of balloons when part of their
  • weight is released by touching down, with a sort of flippancy, and
  • in another moment Bert was over a street crowded with peasants
  • and soldiers, that opened into a busy market-square. The wave of
  • unfriendliness pursued him.
  • “Grapnel,” said Bert, and then with an afterthought shouted, “TETES
  • there, you! I say! I say! TETES. 'Eng it!”
  • The grapnel smashed down a steeply sloping roof, followed by an
  • avalanche of broken tiles, jumped the street amidst shrieks and cries,
  • and smashed into a plate-glass window with an immense and sickening
  • impact. The balloon rolled nauseatingly, and the car pitched. But the
  • grapnel had not held. It emerged at once bearing on one fluke, with
  • a ridiculous air of fastidious selection, a small child's chair, and
  • pursued by a maddened shopman. It lifted its catch, swung about with an
  • appearance of painful indecision amidst a roar of wrath, and dropped
  • it at last neatly, and as if by inspiration, over the head of a peasant
  • woman in charge of an assortment of cabbages in the market-place.
  • Everybody now was aware of the balloon. Everybody was either trying to
  • dodge the grapnel or catch the trail rope. With a pendulum-like swoop
  • through the crowd, that sent people flying right and left the grapnel
  • came to earth again, tried for and missed a stout gentleman in a blue
  • suit and a straw hat, smacked away a trestle from under a stall of
  • haberdashery, made a cyclist soldier in knickerbockers leap like
  • a chamois, and secured itself uncertainly among the hind-legs of a
  • sheep--which made convulsive, ungenerous efforts to free itself, and was
  • dragged into a position of rest against a stone cross in the middle of
  • the place. The balloon pulled up with a jerk. In another moment a score
  • of willing hands were tugging it earthward. At the same instant Bert
  • became aware for the first time of a fresh breeze blowing about him.
  • For some seconds he stood staggering in the car, which now swayed
  • sickeningly, surveying the exasperated crowd below him and trying to
  • collect his mind. He was extraordinarily astonished at this run of
  • mishaps. Were the people really so annoyed? Everybody seemed angry
  • with him. No one seemed interested or amused by his arrival.
  • A disproportionate amount of the outcry had the flavour of
  • imprecation--had, indeed a strong flavour of riot. Several greatly
  • uniformed officials in cocked hats struggled in vain to control the
  • crowd. Fists and sticks were shaken. And when Bert saw a man on the
  • outskirts of the crowd run to a haycart and get a brightly pronged
  • pitch-fork, and a blue-clad soldier unbuckle his belt, his rising doubt
  • whether this little town was after all such a good place for a landing
  • became a certainty.
  • He had clung to the fancy that they would make something of a hero of
  • him. Now he knew that he was mistaken.
  • He was perhaps ten feet above the people when he made his decision.
  • His paralysis ceased. He leapt up on the seat, and, at imminent risk of
  • falling headlong, released the grapnel-rope from the toggle that held
  • it, sprang on to the trail rope and disengaged that also. A hoarse shout
  • of disgust greeted the descent of the grapnel-rope and the swift leap
  • of the balloon, and something--he fancied afterwards it was a
  • turnip--whizzed by his head. The trail-rope followed its fellow. The
  • crowd seemed to jump away from him. With an immense and horrifying
  • rustle the balloon brushed against a telephone pole, and for a tense
  • instant he anticipated either an electric explosion or a bursting of the
  • oiled silk, or both. But fortune was with him.
  • In another second he was cowering in the bottom of the car, and released
  • from the weight of the grapnel and the two ropes, rushing up once more
  • through the air. For a time he remained crouching, and when at last he
  • looked out again the little town was very small and travelling, with the
  • rest of lower Germany, in a circular orbit round and round the car--or
  • at least it appeared to be doing that. When he got used to it, he found
  • this rotation of the balloon rather convenient; it saved moving about in
  • the car.
  • 5
  • Late in the afternoon of a pleasant summer day in the year 191-, if one
  • may borrow a mode of phrasing that once found favour with the readers of
  • the late G. P. R. James, a solitary balloonist--replacing the solitary
  • horseman of the classic romances--might have been observed wending his
  • way across Franconia in a north-easterly direction, and at a height of
  • about eleven thousand feet above the sea and still spindling slowly. His
  • head was craned over the side of the car, and he surveyed the country
  • below with an expression of profound perplexity; ever and again his lips
  • shaped inaudible words. “Shootin' at a chap,” for example, and “I'll
  • come down right enough soon as I find out 'ow.” Over the side of
  • the basket the robe of the Desert Dervish was hanging, an appeal for
  • consideration, an ineffectual white flag.
  • He was now very distinctly aware that the world below him, so far from
  • being the naive countryside of his earlier imaginings that day, sleepily
  • unconscious of him and capable of being amazed and nearly reverential
  • at his descent, was acutely irritated by his career, and extremely
  • impatient with the course he was taking.--But indeed it was not he
  • who took that course, but his masters, the winds of heaven. Mysterious
  • voices spoke to him in his ear, jerking the words up to him by means
  • of megaphones, in a weird and startling manner, in a great variety of
  • languages. Official-looking persons had signalled to him by means of
  • flag flapping and arm waving. On the whole a guttural variant of English
  • prevailed in the sentences that alighted upon the balloon; chiefly he
  • was told to “gome down or you will be shot.”
  • “All very well,” said Bert, “but 'ow?”
  • Then they shot a little wide of the car. Latterly he had been shot at
  • six or seven times, and once the bullet had gone by with a sound so
  • persuasively like the tearing of silk that he had resigned himself to
  • the prospect of a headlong fall. But either they were aiming near him or
  • they had missed, and as yet nothing was torn but the air about him--and
  • his anxious soul.
  • He was now enjoying a respite from these attentions, but he felt it was
  • at best an interlude, and he was doing what he could to appreciate
  • his position. Incidentally he was having some hot coffee and pie in an
  • untidy inadvertent manner, with an eye fluttering nervously over the
  • side of the car. At first he had ascribed the growing interest in his
  • career to his ill-conceived attempt to land in the bright little upland
  • town, but now he was beginning to realise that the military rather than
  • the civil arm was concerned about him.
  • He was quite involuntarily playing that weird mysterious part--the part
  • of an International Spy. He was seeing secret things. He had, in fact,
  • crossed the designs of no less a power than the German Empire, he had
  • blundered into the hot focus of Welt-Politik, he was drifting helplessly
  • towards the great Imperial secret, the immense aeronautic park that had
  • been established at a headlong pace in Franconia to develop silently,
  • swiftly, and on an immense scale the great discoveries of Hunstedt and
  • Stossel, and so to give Germany before all other nations a fleet of
  • airships, the air power and the Empire of the world.
  • Later, just before they shot him down altogether, Bert saw that great
  • area of passionate work, warm lit in the evening light, a great area
  • of upland on which the airships lay like a herd of grazing monsters at
  • their feed. It was a vast busy space stretching away northward as far as
  • he could see, methodically cut up into numbered sheds, gasometers, squad
  • encampments, storage areas, interlaced with the omnipresent mono-rail
  • lines, and altogether free from overhead wires or cables. Everywhere was
  • the white, black and yellow of Imperial Germany, everywhere the black
  • eagles spread their wings. Even without these indications, the large
  • vigorous neatness of everything would have marked it German. Vast
  • multitudes of men went to and fro, many in white and drab fatigue
  • uniforms busy about the balloons, others drilling in sensible drab. Here
  • and there a full uniform glittered. The airships chiefly engaged his
  • attention, and he knew at once it was three of these he had seen on
  • the previous night, taking advantage of the cloud welkin to manoeuvre
  • unobserved. They were altogether fish-like. For the great airships with
  • which Germany attacked New York in her last gigantic effort for
  • world supremacy--before humanity realized that world supremacy was a
  • dream--were the lineal descendants of the Zeppelin airship that flew
  • over Lake Constance in 1906, and of the Lebaudy navigables that made
  • their memorable excursions over Paris in 1907 and 1908.
  • These German airships were held together by rib-like skeletons of steel
  • and aluminium and a stout inelastic canvas outer-skin, within which was
  • an impervious rubber gas-bag, cut up by transverse dissepiments into
  • from fifty to a hundred compartments. These were all absolutely gas
  • tight and filled with hydrogen, and the entire aerostat was kept at any
  • level by means of a long internal balloonette of oiled and toughened
  • silk canvas, into which air could be forced and from which it could be
  • pumped. So the airship could be made either heavier or lighter than air,
  • and losses of weight through the consumption of fuel, the casting
  • of bombs and so forth, could also be compensated by admitting air to
  • sections of the general gas-bag. Ultimately that made a highly explosive
  • mixture; but in all these matters risks must be taken and guarded
  • against. There was a steel axis to the whole affair, a central backbone
  • which terminated in the engine and propeller, and the men and magazines
  • were forward in a series of cabins under the expanded headlike forepart.
  • The engine, which was of the extraordinarily powerful Pforzheim type,
  • that supreme triumph of German invention, was worked by wires from this
  • forepart, which was indeed the only really habitable part of the ship.
  • If anything went wrong, the engineers went aft along a rope ladder
  • beneath the frame. The tendency of the whole affair to roll was partly
  • corrected by a horizontal lateral fin on either side, and steering was
  • chiefly effected by two vertical fins, which normally lay back like
  • gill-flaps on either side of the head. It was indeed a most complete
  • adaptation of the fish form to aerial conditions, the position of
  • swimming bladder, eyes, and brain being, however, below instead of
  • above. A striking, and unfish-like feature was the apparatus for
  • wireless telegraphy that dangled from the forward cabin--that is to say,
  • under the chin of the fish.
  • These monsters were capable of ninety miles an hour in a calm, so that
  • they could face and make headway against nearly everything except
  • the fiercest tornado. They varied in length from eight hundred to two
  • thousand feet, and they had a carrying power of from seventy to two
  • hundred tons. How many Germany possessed history does not record, but
  • Bert counted nearly eighty great bulks receding in perspective during
  • his brief inspection. Such were the instruments on which she chiefly
  • relied to sustain her in her repudiation of the Monroe Doctrine and her
  • bold bid for a share in the empire of the New World. But not
  • altogether did she rely on these; she had also a one-man bomb-throwing
  • Drachenflieger of unknown value among the resources.
  • But the Drachenflieger were away in the second great aeronautic
  • park east of Hamburg, and Bert Smallways saw nothing of them in the
  • bird's-eye view he took of the Franconian establishment before they shot
  • him down very neatly. The bullet tore past him and made a sort of pop as
  • it pierced his balloon--a pop that was followed by a rustling sigh and
  • a steady downward movement. And when in the confusion of the moment he
  • dropped a bag of ballast, the Germans, very politely but firmly overcame
  • his scruples by shooting his balloon again twice.
  • CHAPTER IV. THE GERMAN AIR-FLEET
  • 1
  • Of all the productions of the human imagination that make the world in
  • which Mr. Bert Smallways lived confusingly wonderful, there was none
  • quite so strange, so headlong and disturbing, so noisy and persuasive
  • and dangerous, as the modernisations of patriotism produced by imperial
  • and international politics. In the soul of all men is a liking for kind,
  • a pride in one's own atmosphere, a tenderness for one's Mother speech
  • and one's familiar land. Before the coming of the Scientific Age
  • this group of gentle and noble emotions had been a fine factor in the
  • equipment of every worthy human being, a fine factor that had its less
  • amiable aspect in a usually harmless hostility to strange people, and a
  • usually harmless detraction of strange lands. But with the wild rush of
  • change in the pace, scope, materials, scale, and possibilities of human
  • life that then occurred, the old boundaries, the old seclusions and
  • separations were violently broken down. All the old settled mental
  • habits and traditions of men found themselves not simply confronted by
  • new conditions, but by constantly renewed and changing new conditions.
  • They had no chance of adapting themselves. They were annihilated or
  • perverted or inflamed beyond recognition.
  • Bert Smallways' grandfather, in the days when Bun Hill was a village
  • under the sway of Sir Peter Bone's parent, had “known his place” to
  • the uttermost farthing, touched his hat to his betters, despised and
  • condescended to his inferiors, and hadn't changed an idea from the
  • cradle to the grave. He was Kentish and English, and that meant hops,
  • beer, dog-rose's, and the sort of sunshine that was best in the world.
  • Newspapers and politics and visits to “Lunnon” weren't for the likes of
  • him. Then came the change. These earlier chapters have given an idea of
  • what happened to Bun Hill, and how the flood of novel things had poured
  • over its devoted rusticity. Bert Smallways was only one of countless
  • millions in Europe and America and Asia who, instead of being born
  • rooted in the soil, were born struggling in a torrent they never clearly
  • understood. All the faiths of their fathers had been taken by surprise,
  • and startled into the strangest forms and reactions. Particularly did
  • the fine old tradition of patriotism get perverted and distorted in the
  • rush of the new times. Instead of the sturdy establishment in prejudice
  • of Bert's grandfather, to whom the word “Frenchified” was the ultimate
  • term of contempt, there flowed through Bert's brain a squittering
  • succession of thinly violent ideas about German competition, about
  • the Yellow Danger, about the Black Peril, about the White Man's
  • Burthen--that is to say, Bert's preposterous right to muddle further the
  • naturally very muddled politics of the entirely similar little cads to
  • himself (except for a smear of brown) who smoked cigarettes and rode
  • bicycles in Buluwayo, Kingston (Jamaica), or Bombay. These were Bert's
  • “Subject Races,” and he was ready to die--by proxy in the person of any
  • one who cared to enlist--to maintain his hold upon that right. It kept
  • him awake at nights to think that he might lose it.
  • The essential fact of the politics of the age in which Bert Smallways
  • lived--the age that blundered at last into the catastrophe of the War in
  • the Air--was a very simple one, if only people had had the intelligence
  • to be simple about it. The development of Science had altered the scale
  • of human affairs. By means of rapid mechanical traction, it had brought
  • men nearer together, so much nearer socially, economically, physically,
  • that the old separations into nations and kingdoms were no longer
  • possible, a newer, wider synthesis was not only needed, but imperatively
  • demanded. Just as the once independent dukedoms of France had to fuse
  • into a nation, so now the nations had to adapt themselves to a wider
  • coalescence, they had to keep what was precious and possible, and
  • concede what was obsolete and dangerous. A saner world would have
  • perceived this patent need for a reasonable synthesis, would have
  • discussed it temperately, achieved and gone on to organise the great
  • civilisation that was manifestly possible to mankind. The world of
  • Bert Smallways did nothing of the sort. Its national governments, its
  • national interests, would not hear of anything so obvious; they were
  • too suspicious of each other, too wanting in generous imaginations. They
  • began to behave like ill-bred people in a crowded public car, to squeeze
  • against one another, elbow, thrust, dispute and quarrel. Vain to
  • point out to them that they had only to rearrange themselves to be
  • comfortable. Everywhere, all over the world, the historian of the early
  • twentieth century finds the same thing, the flow and rearrangement
  • of human affairs inextricably entangled by the old areas, the old
  • prejudices and a sort of heated irascible stupidity, and everywhere
  • congested nations in inconvenient areas, slopping population and produce
  • into each other, annoying each other with tariffs, and every possible
  • commercial vexation, and threatening each other with navies and armies
  • that grew every year more portentous.
  • It is impossible now to estimate how much of the intellectual and
  • physical energy of the world was wasted in military preparation and
  • equipment, but it was an enormous proportion. Great Britain spent upon
  • army and navy money and capacity, that directed into the channels
  • of physical culture and education would have made the British the
  • aristocracy of the world. Her rulers could have kept the whole
  • population learning and exercising up to the age of eighteen and made
  • a broad-chested and intelligent man of every Bert Smallways in the
  • islands, had they given the resources they spent in war material to the
  • making of men. Instead of which they waggled flags at him until he was
  • fourteen, incited him to cheer, and then turned him out of school to
  • begin that career of private enterprise we have compactly recorded.
  • France achieved similar imbecilities; Germany was, if possible worse;
  • Russia under the waste and stresses of militarism festered towards
  • bankruptcy and decay. All Europe was producing big guns and countless
  • swarms of little Smallways. The Asiatic peoples had been forced in
  • self-defence into a like diversion of the new powers science had brought
  • them. On the eve of the outbreak of the war there were six great powers
  • in the world and a cluster of smaller ones, each armed to the teeth
  • and straining every nerve to get ahead of the others in deadliness
  • of equipment and military efficiency. The great powers were first the
  • United States, a nation addicted to commerce, but roused to military
  • necessities by the efforts of Germany to expand into South America, and
  • by the natural consequences of her own unwary annexations of land in the
  • very teeth of Japan. She maintained two immense fleets east and west,
  • and internally she was in violent conflict between Federal and State
  • governments upon the question of universal service in a defensive
  • militia. Next came the great alliance of Eastern Asia, a close-knit
  • coalescence of China and Japan, advancing with rapid strides year by
  • year to predominance in the world's affairs. Then the German alliance
  • still struggled to achieve its dream of imperial expansion, and its
  • imposition of the German language upon a forcibly united Europe. These
  • were the three most spirited and aggressive powers in the world. Far
  • more pacific was the British Empire, perilously scattered over the
  • globe, and distracted now by insurrectionary movements in Ireland
  • and among all its Subject Races. It had given these subject races
  • cigarettes, boots, bowler hats, cricket, race meetings, cheap revolvers,
  • petroleum, the factory system of industry, halfpenny newspapers in
  • both English and the vernacular, inexpensive university degrees,
  • motor-bicycles and electric trams; it had produced a considerable
  • literature expressing contempt for the Subject Races, and rendered
  • it freely accessible to them, and it had been content to believe that
  • nothing would result from these stimulants because somebody once wrote
  • “the immemorial east”; and also, in the inspired words of Kipling--
  • East is east and west is west,
  • And never the twain shall meet.
  • Instead of which, Egypt, India, and the subject countries generally had
  • produced new generations in a state of passionate indignation and the
  • utmost energy, activity and modernity. The governing class in Great
  • Britain was slowly adapting itself to a new conception, of the Subject
  • Races as waking peoples, and finding its efforts to keep the Empire
  • together under these, strains and changing ideas greatly impeded by
  • the entirely sporting spirit with which Bert Smallways at home (by the
  • million) cast his vote, and by the tendency of his more highly
  • coloured equivalents to be disrespectful to irascible officials. Their
  • impertinence was excessive; it was no mere stone-throwing and shouting.
  • They would quote Burns at them and Mill and Darwin and confute them in
  • arguments.
  • Even more pacific than the British Empire were France and its allies,
  • the Latin powers, heavily armed states indeed, but reluctant warriors,
  • and in many ways socially and politically leading western civilisation.
  • Russia was a pacific power perforce, divided within itself, torn between
  • revolutionaries and reactionaries who were equally incapable of social
  • reconstruction, and so sinking towards a tragic disorder of chronic
  • political vendetta. Wedged in among these portentous larger bulks,
  • swayed and threatened by them, the smaller states of the world
  • maintained a precarious independence, each keeping itself armed as
  • dangerously as its utmost ability could contrive.
  • So it came about that in every country a great and growing body of
  • energetic and inventive men was busied either for offensive or defensive
  • ends, in elaborating the apparatus of war, until the accumulating
  • tensions should reach the breaking-point. Each power sought to keep its
  • preparations secret, to hold new weapons in reserve, to anticipate and
  • learn the preparations of its rivals. The feeling of danger from fresh
  • discoveries affected the patriotic imagination of every people in the
  • world. Now it was rumoured the British had an overwhelming gun, now the
  • French an invincible rifle, now the Japanese a new explosive, now the
  • Americans a submarine that would drive every ironclad from the seas.
  • Each time there would be a war panic.
  • The strength and heart of the nations was given to the thought of war,
  • and yet the mass of their citizens was a teeming democracy as heedless
  • of and unfitted for fighting, mentally, morally, physically, as any
  • population has ever been--or, one ventures to add, could ever be. That
  • was the paradox of the time. It was a period altogether unique in
  • the world's history. The apparatus of warfare, the art and method of
  • fighting, changed absolutely every dozen years in a stupendous progress
  • towards perfection, and people grew less and less warlike, and there was
  • no war.
  • And then at last it came. It came as a surprise to all the world because
  • its real causes were hidden. Relations were strained between Germany
  • and the United States because of the intense exasperation of a tariff
  • conflict and the ambiguous attitude of the former power towards the
  • Monroe Doctrine, and they were strained between the United States and
  • Japan because of the perennial citizenship question. But in both cases
  • these were standing causes of offence. The real deciding cause, it is
  • now known, was the perfecting of the Pforzheim engine by Germany and the
  • consequent possibility of a rapid and entirely practicable airship.
  • At that time Germany was by far the most efficient power in the world,
  • better organised for swift and secret action, better equipped with the
  • resources of modern science, and with her official and administrative
  • classes at a higher level of education and training. These things she
  • knew, and she exaggerated that knowledge to the pitch of contempt for
  • the secret counsels of her neighbours. It may be that with the habit of
  • self-confidence her spying upon them had grown less thorough. Moreover,
  • she had a tradition of unsentimental and unscrupulous action that
  • vitiated her international outlook profoundly. With the coming of these
  • new weapons her collective intelligence thrilled with the sense that now
  • her moment had come. Once again in the history of progress it seemed she
  • held the decisive weapon. Now she might strike and conquer--before the
  • others had anything but experiments in the air.
  • Particularly she must strike America, swiftly, because there, if
  • anywhere, lay the chance of an aerial rival. It was known that America
  • possessed a flying-machine of considerable practical value, developed
  • out of the Wright model; but it was not supposed that the Washington War
  • Office had made any wholesale attempts to create an aerial navy. It was
  • necessary to strike before they could do so. France had a fleet of
  • slow navigables, several dating from 1908, that could make no
  • possible headway against the new type. They had been built solely for
  • reconnoitring purposes on the eastern frontier, they were mostly
  • too small to carry more than a couple of dozen men without arms or
  • provisions, and not one could do forty miles an hour. Great Britain,
  • it seemed, in an access of meanness, temporised and wrangled with the
  • imperial spirited Butteridge and his extraordinary invention. That also
  • was not in play--and could not be for some months at the earliest.
  • From Asia there came no sign. The Germans explained this by saying the
  • yellow peoples were without invention. No other competitor was worth
  • considering. “Now or never,” said the Germans--“now or never we may
  • seize the air--as once the British seized the seas! While all the other
  • powers are still experimenting.”
  • Swift and systematic and secret were their preparations, and their plan
  • most excellent. So far as their knowledge went, America was the only
  • dangerous possibility; America, which was also now the leading
  • trade rival of Germany and one of the chief barriers to her Imperial
  • expansion. So at once they would strike at America. They would fling a
  • great force across the Atlantic heavens and bear America down unwarned
  • and unprepared.
  • Altogether it was a well-imagined and most hopeful and spirited
  • enterprise, having regard to the information in the possession of the
  • German government. The chances of it being a successful surprise were
  • very great. The airship and the flying-machine were very different
  • things from ironclads, which take a couple of years to build. Given
  • hands, given plant, they could be made innumerably in a few weeks.
  • Once the needful parks and foundries were organised, air-ships and
  • Drachenflieger could be poured into the sky. Indeed, when the time
  • came, they did pour into the sky like, as a bitter French writer put it,
  • flies roused from filth.
  • The attack upon America was to be the first move in this tremendous
  • game. But no sooner had it started than instantly the aeronautic parks
  • were to proceed to put together and inflate the second fleet which was
  • to dominate Europe and manoeuvre significantly over London, Paris, Rome,
  • St. Petersburg, or wherever else its moral effect was required. A World
  • Surprise it was to be--no less a World Conquest; and it is wonderful how
  • near the calmly adventurous minds that planned it came to succeeding in
  • their colossal design.
  • Von Sternberg was the Moltke of this War in the Air, but it was the
  • curious hard romanticism of Prince Karl Albert that won over the
  • hesitating Emperor to the scheme. Prince Karl Albert was indeed the
  • central figure of the world drama. He was the darling of the Imperialist
  • spirit in German, and the ideal of the new aristocratic feeling--the
  • new Chivalry, as it was called--that followed the overthrow of
  • Socialism through its internal divisions and lack of discipline, and
  • the concentration of wealth in the hands of a few great families. He was
  • compared by obsequious flatterers to the Black Prince, to Alcibiades, to
  • the young Caesar. To many he seemed Nietzsche's Overman revealed. He was
  • big and blond and virile, and splendidly non-moral. The first great feat
  • that startled Europe, and almost brought about a new Trojan war, was
  • his abduction of the Princess Helena of Norway and his blank refusal to
  • marry her. Then followed his marriage with Gretchen Krass, a Swiss girl
  • of peerless beauty. Then came the gallant rescue, which almost cost him
  • his life, of three drowning sailors whose boat had upset in the sea near
  • Heligoland. For that and his victory over the American yacht Defender,
  • C.C.I., the Emperor forgave him and placed him in control of the new
  • aeronautic arm of the German forces. This he developed with marvellous
  • energy and ability, being resolved, as he said, to give to Germany land
  • and sea and sky. The national passion for aggression found in him its
  • supreme exponent, and achieved through him its realisation in this
  • astounding war. But his fascination was more than national; all over the
  • world his ruthless strength dominated minds as the Napoleonic legend had
  • dominated minds. Englishmen turned in disgust from the slow, complex,
  • civilised methods of their national politics to this uncompromising,
  • forceful figure. Frenchmen believed in him. Poems were written to him in
  • American.
  • He made the war.
  • Quite equally with the rest of the world, the general German population
  • was taken by surprise by the swift vigour of the Imperial government.
  • A considerable literature of military forecasts, beginning as early as
  • 1906 with Rudolf Martin, the author not merely of a brilliant book of
  • anticipations, but of a proverb, “The future of Germany lies in the
  • air,” had, however, partially prepared the German imagination for some
  • such enterprise.
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  • Of all these world-forces and gigantic designs Bert Smallways knew
  • nothing until he found himself in the very focus of it all and gaped
  • down amazed on the spectacle of that giant herd of air-ships. Each one
  • seemed as long as the Strand, and as big about as Trafalgar Square. Some
  • must have been a third of a mile in length. He had never before seen
  • anything so vast and disciplined as this tremendous park. For the first
  • time in his life he really had an intimation of the extraordinary and
  • quite important things of which a contemporary may go in ignorance. He
  • had always clung to the illusion that Germans were fat, absurd men, who
  • smoked china pipes, and were addicted to knowledge and horseflesh and
  • sauerkraut and indigestible things generally.
  • His bird's-eye view was quite transitory. He ducked at the first shot;
  • and directly his balloon began to drop, his mind ran confusedly upon how
  • he might explain himself, and whether he should pretend to be Butteridge
  • or not. “O Lord!” he groaned, in an agony of indecision. Then his eye
  • caught his sandals, and he felt a spasm of self-disgust. “They'll think
  • I'm a bloomin' idiot,” he said, and then it was he rose up desperately
  • and threw over the sand-bag and provoked the second and third shots.
  • It flashed into his head, as he cowered in the bottom of the car, that
  • he might avoid all sorts of disagreeable and complicated explanations by
  • pretending to be mad.
  • That was his last idea before the airships seemed to rush up about him
  • as if to look at him, and his car hit the ground and bounded and pitched
  • him out on his head....
  • He awoke to find himself famous, and to hear a voice crying,
  • “Booteraidge! Ja! Ja! Herr Booteraidge! Selbst!”
  • He was lying on a little patch of grass beside one of the main avenues
  • of the aeronautic park. The airships receded down a great vista, an
  • immense perspective, and the blunt prow of each was adorned with a black
  • eagle of a hundred feet or so spread. Down the other side of the avenue
  • ran a series of gas generators, and big hose-pipes trailed everywhere
  • across the intervening space. Close at hand was his now nearly deflated
  • balloon and the car on its side looking minutely small, a mere broken
  • toy, a shrivelled bubble, in contrast with the gigantic bulk of the
  • nearer airship. This he saw almost end-on, rising like a cliff and
  • sloping forward towards its fellow on the other side so as to overshadow
  • the alley between them. There was a crowd of excited people about him,
  • big men mostly in tight uniforms. Everybody was talking, and several
  • were shouting, in German; he knew that because they splashed and
  • aspirated sounds like startled kittens.
  • Only one phrase, repeated again and again could he recognize--the name
  • of “Herr Booteraidge.”
  • “Gollys!” said Bert. “They've spotted it.”
  • “Besser,” said some one, and some rapid German followed.
  • He perceived that close at hand was a field telephone, and that a tall
  • officer in blue was talking thereat about him. Another stood close
  • beside him with the portfolio of drawings and photographs in his hand.
  • They looked round at him.
  • “Do you spik Cherman, Herr Booteraidge?”
  • Bert decided that he had better be dazed. He did his best to seem
  • thoroughly dazed. “Where AM I?” he asked.
  • Volubility prevailed. “Der Prinz,” was mentioned. A bugle sounded far
  • away, and its call was taken up by one nearer, and then by one close at
  • hand. This seemed to increase the excitement greatly. A mono-rail car
  • bumbled past. The telephone bell rang passionately, and the tall officer
  • seemed to engage in a heated altercation. Then he approached the group
  • about Bert, calling out something about “mitbringen.”
  • An earnest-faced, emaciated man with a white moustache appealed to Bert.
  • “Herr Booteraidge, sir, we are chust to start!”
  • “Where am I?” Bert repeated.
  • Some one shook him by the other shoulder. “Are you Herr Booteraidge?” he
  • asked.
  • “Herr Booteraidge, we are chust to start!” repeated the white moustache,
  • and then helplessly, “What is de goot? What can we do?”
  • The officer from the telephone repeated his sentence about “Der Prinz”
  • and “mitbringen.” The man with the moustache stared for a moment,
  • grasped an idea and became violently energetic, stood up and bawled
  • directions at unseen people. Questions were asked, and the doctor at
  • Bert's side answered, “Ja! Ja!” several times, also something about
  • “Kopf.” With a certain urgency he got Bert rather unwillingly to his
  • feet. Two huge soldiers in grey advanced upon Bert and seized hold of
  • him. “'Ullo!” said Bert, startled. “What's up?”
  • “It is all right,” the doctor explained; “they are to carry you.”
  • “Where?” asked Bert, unanswered.
  • “Put your arms roundt their--hals--round them!”
  • “Yes! but where?”
  • “Hold tight!”
  • Before Bert could decide to say anything more he was whisked up by the
  • two soldiers. They joined hands to seat him, and his arms were put about
  • their necks. “Vorwarts!” Some one ran before him with the portfolio, and
  • he was borne rapidly along the broad avenue between the gas generators
  • and the airships, rapidly and on the whole smoothly except that once or
  • twice his bearers stumbled over hose-pipes and nearly let him down.
  • He was wearing Mr. Butteridge's Alpine cap, and his little shoulders
  • were in Mr. Butteridge's fur-lined overcoat, and he had responded to Mr.
  • Butteridge's name. The sandals dangled helplessly. Gaw! Everybody seemed
  • in a devil of a hurry. Why? He was carried joggling and gaping through
  • the twilight, marvelling beyond measure.
  • The systematic arrangement of wide convenient spaces, the quantities
  • of business-like soldiers everywhere, the occasional neat piles of
  • material, the ubiquitous mono-rail lines, and the towering ship-like
  • hulls about him, reminded him a little of impressions he had got as
  • a boy on a visit to Woolwich Dockyard. The whole camp reflected the
  • colossal power of modern science that had created it. A peculiar
  • strangeness was produced by the lowness of the electric light, which
  • lay upon the ground, casting all shadows upwards and making a grotesque
  • shadow figure of himself and his bearers on the airship sides, fusing
  • all three of them into a monstrous animal with attenuated legs and an
  • immense fan-like humped body. The lights were on the ground because
  • as far as possible all poles and standards had been dispensed with to
  • prevent complications when the airships rose.
  • It was deep twilight now, a tranquil blue-skyed evening; everything rose
  • out from the splashes of light upon the ground into dim translucent
  • tall masses; within the cavities of the airships small inspecting
  • lamps glowed like cloud-veiled stars, and made them seem marvellously
  • unsubstantial. Each airship had its name in black letters on white on
  • either flank, and forward the Imperial eagle sprawled, an overwhelming
  • bird in the dimness.
  • Bugles sounded, mono-rail cars of quiet soldiers slithered burbling
  • by. The cabins under the heads of the airships were being lit up; doors
  • opened in them, and revealed padded passages.
  • Now and then a voice gave directions to workers indistinctly seen.
  • There was a matter of sentinels, gangways and a long narrow passage, a
  • scramble over a disorder of baggage, and then Bert found himself lowered
  • to the ground and standing in the doorway of a spacious cabin--it was
  • perhaps ten feet square and eight high, furnished with crimson padding
  • and aluminium. A tall, bird-like young man with a small head, a
  • long nose, and very pale hair, with his hands full of things like
  • shaving-strops, boot-trees, hair-brushes, and toilet tidies, was saying
  • things about Gott and thunder and Dummer Booteraidge as Bert entered. He
  • was apparently an evicted occupant. Then he vanished, and Bert was lying
  • back on a couch in the corner with a pillow under his head and the door
  • of the cabin shut upon him. He was alone. Everybody had hurried out
  • again astonishingly.
  • “Gollys!” said Bert. “What next?”
  • He stared about him at the room.
  • “Butteridge! Shall I try to keep it up, or shan't I?”
  • The room he was in puzzled him. “'Tisn't a prison and 'tisn't a norfis?”
  • Then the old trouble came uppermost. “I wish to 'eaven I 'adn't these
  • silly sandals on,” he cried querulously to the universe. “They give the
  • whole blessed show away.”
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  • His door was flung open, and a compact young man in uniform appeared,
  • carrying Mr. Butteridge's portfolio, rucksac, and shaving-glass.
  • “I say!” he said in faultless English as he entered. He had a beaming
  • face, and a sort of pinkish blond hair. “Fancy you being Butteridge.” He
  • slapped Bert's meagre luggage down.
  • “We'd have started,” he said, “in another half-hour! You didn't give
  • yourself much time!”
  • He surveyed Bert curiously. His gaze rested for a fraction of a moment
  • on the sandals. “You ought to have come on your flying-machine, Mr.
  • Butteridge.”
  • He didn't wait for an answer. “The Prince says I've got to look after
  • you. Naturally he can't see you now, but he thinks your coming's
  • providential. Last grace of Heaven. Like a sign. Hullo!”
  • He stood still and listened.
  • Outside there was a going to and fro of feet, a sound of distant bugles
  • suddenly taken up and echoed close at hand, men called out in loud tones
  • short, sharp, seemingly vital things, and were answered distantly. A
  • bell jangled, and feet went down the corridor. Then came a stillness
  • more distracting than sound, and then a great gurgling and rushing and
  • splashing of water. The young man's eyebrows lifted. He hesitated, and
  • dashed out of the room. Presently came a stupendous bang to vary the
  • noises without, then a distant cheering. The young man re-appeared.
  • “They're running the water out of the ballonette already.”
  • “What water?” asked Bert.
  • “The water that anchored us. Artful dodge. Eh?”
  • Bert tried to take it in.
  • “Of course!” said the compact young man. “You don't understand.”
  • A gentle quivering crept upon Bert's senses. “That's the engine,” said
  • the compact young man approvingly. “Now we shan't be long.”
  • Another long listening interval.
  • The cabin swayed. “By Jove! we're starting already;” he cried. “We're
  • starting!”
  • “Starting!” cried Bert, sitting up. “Where?”
  • But the young man was out of the room again. There were noises of German
  • in the passage, and other nerve-shaking sounds.
  • The swaying increased. The young man reappeared. “We're off, right
  • enough!”
  • “I say!” said Bert, “where are we starting? I wish you'd explain. What's
  • this place? I don't understand.”
  • “What!” cried the young man, “you don't understand?”
  • “No. I'm all dazed-like from that crack on the nob I got. Where ARE we?
  • WHERE are we starting?”
  • “Don't you know where you are--what this is?”
  • “Not a bit of it! What's all the swaying and the row?”
  • “What a lark!” cried the young man. “I say! What a thundering lark!
  • Don't you know? We're off to America, and you haven't realised. You've
  • just caught us by a neck. You're on the blessed old flagship with the
  • Prince. You won't miss anything. Whatever's on, you bet the Vaterland
  • will be there.”
  • “Us!--off to America?”
  • “Ra--ther!”
  • “In an airship?”
  • “What do YOU think?”
  • “Me! going to America on an airship! After that balloon! 'Ere! I say--I
  • don't want to go! I want to walk about on my legs. Let me get out! I
  • didn't understand.”
  • He made a dive for the door.
  • The young man arrested Bert with a gesture, took hold of a strap, lifted
  • up a panel in the padded wall, and a window appeared. “Look!” he said.
  • Side by side they looked out.
  • “Gaw!” said Bert. “We're going up!”
  • “We are!” said the young man, cheerfully; “fast!”
  • They were rising in the air smoothly and quietly, and moving slowly
  • to the throb of the engine athwart the aeronautic park. Down below it
  • stretched, dimly geometrical in the darkness, picked out at regular
  • intervals by glow-worm spangles of light. One black gap in the long
  • line of grey, round-backed airships marked the position from which the
  • Vaterland had come. Beside it a second monster now rose softly, released
  • from its bonds and cables into the air. Then, taking a beautifully exact
  • distance, a third ascended, and then a fourth.
  • “Too late, Mr. Butteridge!” the young man remarked. “We're off! I
  • daresay it is a bit of a shock to you, but there you are! The Prince
  • said you'd have to come.”
  • “Look 'ere,” said Bert. “I really am dazed. What's this thing? Where are
  • we going?”
  • “This, Mr. Butteridge,” said the young man, taking pains to be explicit,
  • “is an airship. It's the flagship of Prince Karl Albert. This is the
  • German air-fleet, and it is going over to America, to give that spirited
  • people 'what for.' The only thing we were at all uneasy about was your
  • invention. And here you are!”
  • “But!--you a German?” asked Bert.
  • “Lieutenant Kurt. Luft-lieutenant Kurt, at your service.”
  • “But you speak English!”
  • “Mother was English--went to school in England. Afterwards, Rhodes
  • scholar. German none the less for that. Detailed for the present, Mr.
  • Butteridge, to look after you. You're shaken by your fall. It's all
  • right, really. They're going to buy your machine and everything. You
  • sit down, and take it quite calmly. You'll soon get the hang of the
  • position.”
  • 4
  • Bert sat down on the locker, collecting his mind, and the young man
  • talked to him about the airship.
  • He was really a very tactful young man indeed, in a natural sort of way.
  • “Daresay all this is new to you,” he said; “not your sort of machine.
  • These cabins aren't half bad.”
  • He got up and walked round the little apartment, showing its points.
  • “Here is the bed,” he said, whipping down a couch from the wall and
  • throwing it back again with a click. “Here are toilet things,” and he
  • opened a neatly arranged cupboard. “Not much washing. No water we've
  • got; no water at all except for drinking. No baths or anything until
  • we get to America and land. Rub over with loofah. One pint of hot for
  • shaving. That's all. In the locker below you are rugs and blankets; you
  • will need them presently. They say it gets cold. I don't know. Never
  • been up before. Except a little work with gliders--which is mostly
  • going down. Three-quarters of the chaps in the fleet haven't. Here's a
  • folding-chair and table behind the door. Compact, eh?”
  • He took the chair and balanced it on his little finger. “Pretty light,
  • eh? Aluminium and magnesium alloy and a vacuum inside. All these
  • cushions stuffed with hydrogen. Foxy! The whole ship's like that. And
  • not a man in the fleet, except the Prince and one or two others, over
  • eleven stone. Couldn't sweat the Prince, you know. We'll go all over the
  • thing to-morrow. I'm frightfully keen on it.”
  • He beamed at Bert. “You DO look young,” he remarked. “I always thought
  • you'd be an old man with a beard--a sort of philosopher. I don't know
  • why one should expect clever people always to be old. I do.”
  • Bert parried that compliment a little awkwardly, and then the lieutenant
  • was struck with the riddle why Herr Butteridge had not come in his own
  • flying machine.
  • “It's a long story,” said Bert. “Look here!” he said abruptly, “I wish
  • you'd lend me a pair of slippers, or something. I'm regular sick of
  • these sandals. They're rotten things. I've been trying them for a
  • friend.”
  • “Right O!”
  • The ex-Rhodes scholar whisked out of the room and reappeared with a
  • considerable choice of footwear--pumps, cloth bath-slippers, and a
  • purple pair adorned with golden sun-flowers.
  • But these he repented of at the last moment.
  • “I don't even wear them myself,” he said. “Only brought 'em in the zeal
  • of the moment.” He laughed confidentially. “Had 'em worked for me--in
  • Oxford. By a friend. Take 'em everywhere.”
  • So Bert chose the pumps.
  • The lieutenant broke into a cheerful snigger. “Here we are trying on
  • slippers,” he said, “and the world going by like a panorama below.
  • Rather a lark, eh? Look!”
  • Bert peeped with him out of the window, looking from the bright
  • pettiness of the red-and-silver cabin into a dark immensity. The land
  • below, except for a lake, was black and featureless, and the other
  • airships were hidden. “See more outside,” said the lieutenant. “Let's
  • go! There's a sort of little gallery.”
  • He led the way into the long passage, which was lit by one small
  • electric light, past some notices in German, to an open balcony and a
  • light ladder and gallery of metal lattice overhanging, empty space. Bert
  • followed his leader down to the gallery slowly and cautiously. From
  • it he was able to watch the wonderful spectacle of the first air-fleet
  • flying through the night. They flew in a wedge-shaped formation, the
  • Vaterland highest and leading, the tail receding into the corners of
  • the sky. They flew in long, regular undulations, great dark fish-like
  • shapes, showing hardly any light at all, the engines making a
  • throb-throb-throbbing sound that was very audible out on the gallery.
  • They were going at a level of five or six thousand feet, and rising
  • steadily. Below, the country lay silent, a clear darkness dotted and
  • lined out with clusters of furnaces, and the lit streets of a group of
  • big towns. The world seemed to lie in a bowl; the overhanging bulk of
  • the airship above hid all but the lowest levels of the sky.
  • They watched the landscape for a space.
  • “Jolly it must be to invent things,” said the lieutenant suddenly. “How
  • did you come to think of your machine first?”
  • “Worked it out,” said Bert, after a pause. “Jest ground away at it.”
  • “Our people are frightfully keen on you. They thought the British had
  • got you. Weren't the British keen?”
  • “In a way,” said Bert. “Still--it's a long story.”
  • “I think it's an immense thing--to invent. I couldn't invent a thing to
  • save my life.”
  • They both fell silent, watching the darkened world and following their
  • thoughts until a bugle summoned them to a belated dinner. Bert was
  • suddenly alarmed. “Don't you 'ave to dress and things?” he said. “I've
  • always been too hard at Science and things to go into Society and all
  • that.”
  • “No fear,” said Kurt. “Nobody's got more than the clothes they wear.
  • We're travelling light. You might perhaps take your overcoat off.
  • They've an electric radiator each end of the room.”
  • And so presently Bert found himself sitting to eat in the presence of
  • the “German Alexander”--that great and puissant Prince, Prince Karl
  • Albert, the War Lord, the hero of two hemispheres. He was a handsome,
  • blond man, with deep-set eyes, a snub nose, upturned moustache, and long
  • white hands, a strange-looking man. He sat higher than the others, under
  • a black eagle with widespread wings and the German Imperial flags; he
  • was, as it were, enthroned, and it struck Bert greatly that as he ate he
  • did not look at people, but over their heads like one who sees visions.
  • Twenty officers of various ranks stood about the table--and Bert. They
  • all seemed extremely curious to see the famous Butteridge, and their
  • astonishment at his appearance was ill-controlled. The Prince gave him
  • a dignified salutation, to which, by an inspiration, he bowed. Standing
  • next the Prince was a brown-faced, wrinkled man with silver spectacles
  • and fluffy, dingy-grey side-whiskers, who regarded Bert with a peculiar
  • and disconcerting attention. The company sat after ceremonies Bert could
  • not understand. At the other end of the table was the bird-faced officer
  • Bert had dispossessed, still looking hostile and whispering about Bert
  • to his neighbour. Two soldiers waited. The dinner was a plain one--a
  • soup, some fresh mutton, and cheese--and there was very little talk.
  • A curious solemnity indeed brooded over every one. Partly this was
  • reaction after the intense toil and restrained excitement of starting;
  • partly it was the overwhelming sense of strange new experiences, of
  • portentous adventure. The Prince was lost in thought. He roused himself
  • to drink to the Emperor in champagne, and the company cried “Hoch!” like
  • men repeating responses in church.
  • No smoking was permitted, but some of the officers went down to the
  • little open gallery to chew tobacco. No lights whatever were safe
  • amidst that bundle of inflammable things. Bert suddenly fell yawning
  • and shivering. He was overwhelmed by a sense of his own insignificance
  • amidst these great rushing monsters of the air. He felt life was too big
  • for him--too much for him altogether.
  • He said something to Kurt about his head, went up the steep ladder from
  • the swaying little gallery into the airship again, and so, as if it were
  • a refuge, to bed.
  • 5
  • Bert slept for a time, and then his sleep was broken by dreams. Mostly
  • he was fleeing from formless terrors down an interminable passage in
  • an airship--a passage paved at first with ravenous trap-doors, and then
  • with openwork canvas of the most careless description.
  • “Gaw!” said Bert, turning over after his seventh fall through infinite
  • space that night.
  • He sat up in the darkness and nursed his knees. The progress of the
  • airship was not nearly so smooth as a balloon; he could feel a regular
  • swaying up, up, up and then down, down, down, and the throbbing and
  • tremulous quiver of the engines.
  • His mind began to teem with memories--more memories and more.
  • Through them, like a struggling swimmer in broken water, came the
  • perplexing question, what am I to do to-morrow? To-morrow, Kurt had told
  • him, the Prince's secretary, the Graf Von Winterfeld, would come to him
  • and discuss his flying-machine, and then he would see the Prince. He
  • would have to stick it out now that he was Butteridge, and sell
  • his invention. And then, if they found him out! He had a vision of
  • infuriated Butteridges.... Suppose after all he owned up? Pretended it
  • was their misunderstanding? He began to scheme devices for selling the
  • secret and circumventing Butteridge.
  • What should he ask for the thing? Somehow twenty thousand pounds struck
  • him as about the sum indicated.
  • He fell into that despondency that lies in wait in the small hours. He
  • had got too big a job on--too big a job....
  • Memories swamped his scheming.
  • “Where was I this time last night?”
  • He recapitulated his evenings tediously and lengthily. Last night he
  • had been up above the clouds in Butteridge's balloon. He thought of the
  • moment when he dropped through them and saw the cold twilight sea close
  • below. He still remembered that disagreeable incident with a nightmare
  • vividness. And the night before he and Grubb had been looking for cheap
  • lodgings at Littlestone in Kent. How remote that seemed now. It might be
  • years ago. For the first time he thought of his fellow Desert Dervish,
  • left with the two red-painted bicycles on Dymchurch sands. “'E won't
  • make much of a show of it, not without me. Any'ow 'e did 'ave the
  • treasury--such as it was--in his pocket!”... The night before that
  • was Bank Holiday night and they had sat discussing their minstrel
  • enterprise, drawing up a programme and rehearsing steps. And the
  • night before was Whit Sunday. “Lord!” cried Bert, “what a doing
  • that motor-bicycle give me!” He recalled the empty flapping of the
  • eviscerated cushion, the feeling of impotence as the flames rose again.
  • From among the confused memories of that tragic flare one little figure
  • emerged very bright and poignantly sweet, Edna, crying back reluctantly
  • from the departing motor-car, “See you to-morrer, Bert?”
  • Other memories of Edna clustered round that impression. They led Bert's
  • mind step by step to an agreeable state that found expression in “I'll
  • marry 'ER if she don't look out.” And then in a flash it followed in his
  • mind that if he sold the Butteridge secret he could! Suppose after all
  • he did get twenty thousand pounds; such sums have been paid! With that
  • he could buy house and garden, buy new clothes beyond dreaming, buy a
  • motor, travel, have every delight of the civilised life as he knew it,
  • for himself and Edna. Of course, risks were involved. “I'll 'ave old
  • Butteridge on my track, I expect!”
  • He meditated upon that. He declined again to despondency. As yet he
  • was only in the beginning of the adventure. He had still to deliver the
  • goods and draw the cash. And before that--Just now he was by no means
  • on his way home. He was flying off to America to fight there. “Not
  • much fighting,” he considered; “all our own way.” Still, if a shell did
  • happen to hit the Vaterland on the underside!...
  • “S'pose I ought to make my will.”
  • He lay back for some time composing wills--chiefly in favour of Edna. He
  • had settled now it was to be twenty thousand pounds. He left a number
  • of minor legacies. The wills became more and more meandering and
  • extravagant....
  • He woke from the eighth repetition of his nightmare fall through space.
  • “This flying gets on one's nerves,” he said.
  • He could feel the airship diving down, down, down, then slowly swinging
  • to up, up, up. Throb, throb, throb, throb, quivered the engine.
  • He got up presently and wrapped himself about with Mr. Butteridge's
  • overcoat and all the blankets, for the air was very keen. Then he peeped
  • out of the window to see a grey dawn breaking over clouds, then turned
  • up his light and bolted his door, sat down to the table, and produced
  • his chest-protector.
  • He smoothed the crumpled plans with his hand, and contemplated them.
  • Then he referred to the other drawings in the portfolio. Twenty thousand
  • pounds. If he worked it right! It was worth trying, anyhow.
  • Presently he opened the drawer in which Kurt had put paper and
  • writing-materials.
  • Bert Smallways was by no means a stupid person, and up to a certain
  • limit he had not been badly educated. His board school had taught him
  • to draw up to certain limits, taught him to calculate and understand a
  • specification. If at that point his country had tired of its efforts,
  • and handed him over unfinished to scramble for a living in an atmosphere
  • of advertisments and individual enterprise, that was really not his
  • fault. He was as his State had made him, and the reader must not imagine
  • because he was a little Cockney cad, that he was absolutely incapable
  • of grasping the idea of the Butteridge flying-machine. But he found it
  • stiff and perplexing. His motor-bicycle and Grubb's experiments and the
  • “mechanical drawing” he had done in standard seven all helped him out;
  • and, moreover, the maker of these drawings, whoever he was, had been
  • anxious to make his intentions plain. Bert copied sketches, he made
  • notes, he made a quite tolerable and intelligent copy of the essential
  • drawings and sketches of the others. Then he fell into a meditation upon
  • them.
  • At last he rose with a sigh, folded up the originals that had formerly
  • been in his chest-protector and put them into the breast-pocket of his
  • jacket, and then very carefully deposited the copies he had made in the
  • place of the originals. He had no very clear plan in his mind in doing
  • this, except that he hated the idea of altogether parting with the
  • secret. For a long time he meditated profoundly--nodding. Then he turned
  • out his light and went to bed again and schemed himself to sleep.
  • 6
  • The hochgeboren Graf von Winterfeld was also a light sleeper that night,
  • but then he was one of these people who sleep little and play chess
  • problems in their heads to while away the time--and that night he had a
  • particularly difficult problem to solve.
  • He came in upon Bert while he was still in bed in the glow of the
  • sunlight reflected from the North Sea below, consuming the rolls and
  • coffee a soldier had brought him. He had a portfolio under his arm,
  • and in the clear, early morning light his dingy grey hair and heavy,
  • silver-rimmed spectacles made him look almost benevolent. He spoke
  • English fluently, but with a strong German flavour. He was particularly
  • bad with his “b's,” and his “th's” softened towards weak “z'ds.” He
  • called Bert explosively, “Pooterage.” He began with some indistinct
  • civilities, bowed, took a folding-table and chair from behind the door,
  • put the former between himself and Bert, sat down on the latter, coughed
  • drily, and opened his portfolio. Then he put his elbows on the table,
  • pinched his lower lip with his two fore-fingers, and regarded Bert
  • disconcertingly with magnified eyes. “You came to us, Herr Pooterage,
  • against your will,” he said at last.
  • “'Ow d'you make that out?” asked Bert, after a pause of astonishment.
  • “I chuge by ze maps in your car. They were all English. And your
  • provisions. They were all picnic. Also your cords were entangled. You
  • haf' been tugging--but no good. You could not manage ze balloon, and
  • anuzzer power than yours prought you to us. Is it not so?”
  • Bert thought.
  • “Also--where is ze laty?”
  • “'Ere!--what lady?”
  • “You started with a laty. That is evident. You shtarted for an afternoon
  • excursion--a picnic. A man of your temperament--he would take a laty.
  • She was not wiz you in your balloon when you came down at Dornhof. No!
  • Only her chacket! It is your affair. Still, I am curious.”
  • Bert reflected. “'Ow d'you know that?”
  • “I chuge by ze nature of your farious provisions. I cannot account, Mr.
  • Pooterage, for ze laty, what you haf done with her. Nor can I tell why
  • you should wear nature-sandals, nor why you should wear such cheap plue
  • clothes. These are outside my instructions. Trifles, perhaps. Officially
  • they are to be ignored. Laties come and go--I am a man of ze worldt. I
  • haf known wise men wear sandals and efen practice vegetarian habits.
  • I haf known men--or at any rate, I haf known chemists--who did not
  • schmoke. You haf, no doubt, put ze laty down somewhere. Well. Let us get
  • to--business. A higher power”--his voice changed its emotional quality,
  • his magnified eyes seemed to dilate--“has prought you and your secret
  • straight to us. So!”--he bowed his head--“so pe it. It is ze Destiny of
  • Chermany and my Prince. I can undershtandt you always carry zat secret.
  • You are afraidt of roppers and spies. So it comes wiz you--to us. Mr.
  • Pooterage, Chermany will puy it.”
  • “Will she?”
  • “She will,” said the secretary, looking hard at Bert's abandoned sandals
  • in the corner of the locker. He roused himself, consulted a paper of
  • notes for a moment, and Bert eyed his brown and wrinkled face with
  • expectation and terror. “Chermany, I am instructed to say,” said the
  • secretary, with his eyes on the table and his notes spread out, “has
  • always been willing to puy your secret. We haf indeed peen eager to
  • acquire it fery eager; and it was only ze fear that you might be, on
  • patriotic groundts, acting in collusion with your Pritish War Office zat
  • has made us discreet in offering for your marvellous invention through
  • intermediaries. We haf no hesitation whatefer now, I am instructed, in
  • agreeing to your proposal of a hundert tousand poundts.”
  • “Crikey!” said Bert, overwhelmed.
  • “I peg your pardon?”
  • “Jest a twinge,” said Bert, raising his hand to his bandaged head.
  • “Ah! Also I am instructed to say that as for that noble, unrightly
  • accused laty you haf championed so brafely against Pritish hypocrisy and
  • coldness, all ze chivalry of Chermany is on her site.”
  • “Lady?” said Bert faintly, and then recalled the great Butteridge love
  • story. Had the old chap also read the letters? He must think him a
  • scorcher if he had. “Oh! that's aw-right,” he said, “about 'er. I 'adn't
  • any doubts about that. I--”
  • He stopped. The secretary certainly had a most appalling stare. It
  • seemed ages before he looked down again. “Well, ze laty as you please.
  • She is your affair. I haf performt my instructions. And ze title of
  • Paron, zat also can pe done. It can all pe done, Herr Pooterage.”
  • He drummed on the table for a second or so, and resumed. “I haf to tell
  • you, sir, zat you come to us at a crisis in--Welt-Politik. There can be
  • no harm now for me to put our plans before you. Pefore you leafe this
  • ship again they will be manifest to all ze worldt. War is perhaps
  • already declared. We go--to America. Our fleet will descend out of ze
  • air upon ze United States--it is a country quite unprepared for war
  • eferywhere--eferywhere. Zey have always relied on ze Atlantic. And their
  • navy. We have selected a certain point--it is at present ze secret
  • of our commanders--which we shall seize, and zen we shall establish
  • a depot--a sort of inland Gibraltar. It will be--what will it be?--an
  • eagle's nest. Zere our airships will gazzer and repair, and thence
  • they will fly to and fro ofer ze United States, terrorising cities,
  • dominating Washington, levying what is necessary, until ze terms we
  • dictate are accepted. You follow me?”
  • “Go on!” said Bert.
  • “We could haf done all zis wiz such Luftschiffe and Drachenflieger as we
  • possess, but ze accession of your machine renders our project complete.
  • It not only gifs us a better Drachenflieger, but it remofes our last
  • uneasiness as to Great Pritain. Wizout you, sir, Great Pritain, ze land
  • you lofed so well and zat has requited you so ill, zat land of Pharisees
  • and reptiles, can do nozzing!--nozzing! You see, I am perfectly frank
  • wiz you. Well, I am instructed that Chermany recognises all this. We
  • want you to place yourself at our disposal. We want you to become our
  • Chief Head Flight Engineer. We want you to manufacture, we want to equip
  • a swarm of hornets under your direction. We want you to direct this
  • force. And it is at our depot in America we want you. So we offer you
  • simply, and without haggling, ze full terms you demanded weeks ago--one
  • hundert tousand poundts in cash, a salary of three tousand poundts a
  • year, a pension of one tousand poundts a year, and ze title of Paron as
  • you desired. These are my instructions.”
  • He resumed his scrutiny of Bert's face.
  • “That's all right, of course,” said Bert, a little short of breath, but
  • otherwise resolute and calm; and it seemed to him that now was the time
  • to bring his nocturnal scheming to the issue.
  • The secretary contemplated Bert's collar with sustained attention. Only
  • for one moment did his gaze move to the sandals and back.
  • “Jes' lemme think a bit,” said Bert, finding the stare debilitating.
  • “Look 'ere!” he said at last, with an air of great explicitness, “I GOT
  • the secret.”
  • “Yes.”
  • “But I don't want the name of Butteridge to appear--see? I been thinking
  • that over.”
  • “A little delicacy?”
  • “Exactly. You buy the secret--leastways, I give it you--from
  • Bearer--see?”
  • His voice failed him a little, and the stare continued. “I want to do
  • the thing Enonymously. See?”
  • Still staring. Bert drifted on like a swimmer caught by a current. “Fact
  • is, I'm going to edop' the name of Smallways. I don't want no title of
  • Baron; I've altered my mind. And I want the money quiet-like. I want the
  • hundred thousand pounds paid into benks--thirty thousand into the London
  • and County Benk Branch at Bun Hill in Kent directly I 'and over the
  • plans; twenty thousand into the Benk of England; 'arf the rest into a
  • good French bank, the other 'arf the German National Bank, see? I want
  • it put there, right away. I don't want it put in the name of Butteridge.
  • I want it put in the name of Albert Peter Smallways; that's the name I'm
  • going to edop'. That's condition one.”
  • “Go on!” said the secretary.
  • “The nex condition,” said Bert, “is that you don't make any inquiries
  • as to title. I mean what English gentlemen do when they sell or let you
  • land. You don't arst 'ow I got it. See? 'Ere I am--I deliver you the
  • goods--that's all right. Some people 'ave the cheek to say this isn't my
  • invention, see? It is, you know--THAT'S all right; but I don't want that
  • gone into. I want a fair and square agreement saying that's all right.
  • See?”
  • His “See?” faded into a profound silence.
  • The secretary sighed at last, leant back in his chair and produced a
  • tooth-pick, and used it, to assist his meditation on Bert's case. “What
  • was that name?” he asked at last, putting away the tooth-pick; “I must
  • write it down.”
  • “Albert Peter Smallways,” said Bert, in a mild tone.
  • The secretary wrote it down, after a little difficulty about the
  • spelling because of the different names of the letters of the alphabet
  • in the two languages.
  • “And now, Mr. Schmallvays,” he said at last, leaning back and resuming
  • the stare, “tell me: how did you ket hold of Mister Pooterage's
  • balloon?”
  • 7
  • When at last the Graf von Winterfold left Bert Smallways, he left him in
  • an extremely deflated condition, with all his little story told.
  • He had, as people say, made a clean breast of it. He had been pursued
  • into details. He had had to explain the blue suit, the sandals, the
  • Desert Dervishes--everything. For a time scientific zeal consumed the
  • secretary, and the question of the plans remained in suspense. He even
  • went into speculation about the previous occupants of the balloon. “I
  • suppose,” he said, “the laty WAS the laty. Bot that is not our affair.
  • “It is fery curious and amusing, yes: but I am afraid the Prince may be
  • annoyt. He acted wiz his usual decision--always he acts wiz wonterful
  • decision. Like Napoleon. Directly he was tolt of your descent into the
  • camp at Dornhof, he said, 'Pring him!--pring him! It is my schtar!' His
  • schtar of Destiny! You see? He will be dthwarted. He directed you to
  • come as Herr Pooterage, and you haf not done so. You haf triet, of
  • course; but it has peen a poor try. His chugments of men are fery just
  • and right, and it is better for men to act up to them--gompletely.
  • Especially now. Particularly now.”
  • He resumed that attitude of his, with his underlip pinched between his
  • forefingers. He spoke almost confidentially. “It will be awkward. I
  • triet to suggest some doubt, but I was over-ruled. The Prince does
  • not listen. He is impatient in the high air. Perhaps he will think his
  • schtar has been making a fool of him. Perhaps he will think _I_ haf been
  • making a fool of him.”
  • He wrinkled his forehead, and drew in the corners of his mouth.
  • “I got the plans,” said Bert.
  • “Yes. There is that! Yes. But you see the Prince was interested in
  • Herr Pooterage because of his romantic seit. Herr Pooterage was so much
  • more--ah!--in the picture. I am afraid you are not equal to controlling
  • the flying machine department of our aerial park as he wished you to do.
  • He hadt promised himself that....
  • “And der was also the prestige--the worldt prestige of Pooterage with
  • us.... Well, we must see what we can do.” He held out his hand. “Gif me
  • the plans.”
  • A terrible chill ran through the being of Mr. Smallways. To this day he
  • is not clear in his mind whether he wept or no, but certainly there
  • was weeping in his voice. “'Ere, I say!” he protested. “Ain't I to
  • 'ave--nothin' for 'em?”
  • The secretary regarded him with benevolent eyes. “You do not deserve
  • anyzing!” he said.
  • “I might 'ave tore 'em up.”
  • “Zey are not yours!”
  • “They weren't Butteridge's!”
  • “No need to pay anyzing.”
  • Bert's being seemed to tighten towards desperate deeds. “Gaw!” he said,
  • clutching his coat, “AIN'T there?”
  • “Pe galm,” said the secretary. “Listen! You shall haf five hundert
  • poundts. You shall haf it on my promise. I will do that for you, and
  • that is all I can do. Take it from me. Gif me the name of that bank.
  • Write it down. So! I tell you the Prince--is no choke. I do not think he
  • approffed of your appearance last night. No! I can't answer for him. He
  • wanted Pooterage, and you haf spoilt it. The Prince--I do not understand
  • quite, he is in a strange state. It is the excitement of the starting
  • and this great soaring in the air. I cannot account for what he does.
  • But if all goes well I will see to it--you shall haf five hundert
  • poundts. Will that do? Then gif me the plans.”
  • “Old beggar!” said Bert, as the door clicked. “Gaw!--what an ole
  • beggar!--SHARP!”
  • He sat down in the folding-chair, and whistled noiselessly for a time.
  • “Nice 'old swindle for 'im if I tore 'em up! I could 'ave.”
  • He rubbed the bridge of his nose thoughtfully. “I gave the whole blessed
  • show away. If I'd j'es' kep quiet about being Enonymous.... Gaw!... Too
  • soon, Bert, my boy--too soon and too rushy. I'd like to kick my silly
  • self.
  • “I couldn't 'ave kep' it up.
  • “After all, it ain't so very bad,” he said.
  • “After all, five 'undred pounds.... It isn't MY secret, anyhow. It's
  • jes' a pickup on the road. Five 'undred.
  • “Wonder what the fare is from America back home?”
  • 8
  • And later in the day an extremely shattered and disorganised Bert
  • Smallways stood in the presence of the Prince Karl Albert.
  • The proceedings were in German. The Prince was in his own cabin, the end
  • room of the airship, a charming apartment furnished in wicker-work with
  • a long window across its entire breadth, looking forward. He was sitting
  • at a folding-table of green baize, with Von Winterfeld and two officers
  • sitting beside him, and littered before them was a number of American
  • maps and Mr. Butteridge's letters and his portfolio and a number of
  • loose papers. Bert was not asked to sit down, and remained standing
  • throughout the interview. Von Winterfeld told his story, and every
  • now and then the words Ballon and Pooterage struck on Bert's ears. The
  • Prince's face remained stern and ominous and the two officers watched it
  • cautiously or glanced at Bert. There was something a little strange
  • in their scrutiny of the Prince--a curiosity, an apprehension. Then
  • presently he was struck by an idea, and they fell discussing the plans.
  • The Prince asked Bert abruptly in English. “Did you ever see this thing
  • go op?”
  • Bert jumped. “Saw it from Bun 'Ill, your Royal Highness.”
  • Von Winterfeld made some explanation.
  • “How fast did it go?”
  • “Couldn't say, your Royal Highness. The papers, leastways the Daily
  • Courier, said eighty miles an hour.”
  • They talked German over that for a time.
  • “Couldt it standt still? Op in the air? That is what I want to know.”
  • “It could 'ovver, your Royal Highness, like a wasp,” said Bert.
  • “Viel besser, nicht wahr?” said the Prince to Von Winterfeld, and then
  • went on in German for a time.
  • Presently they came to an end, and the two officers looked at Bert. One
  • rang a bell, and the portfolio was handed to an attendant, who took it
  • away.
  • Then they reverted to the case of Bert, and it was evident the Prince
  • was inclined to be hard with him. Von Winterfeld protested. Apparently
  • theological considerations came in, for there were several mentions
  • of “Gott!” Some conclusions emerged, and it was apparent that Von
  • Winterfeld was instructed to convey them to Bert.
  • “Mr. Schmallvays, you haf obtained a footing in this airship,” he said,
  • “by disgraceful and systematic lying.”
  • “'Ardly systematic,” said Bert. “I--”
  • The Prince silenced him by a gesture.
  • “And it is within the power of his Highness to dispose of you as a spy.”
  • “'Ere!--I came to sell--”
  • “Ssh!” said one of the officers.
  • “However, in consideration of the happy chance that mate you the
  • instrument unter Gott of this Pooterage flying-machine reaching his
  • Highness's hand, you haf been spared. Yes,--you were the pearer of
  • goot tidings. You will be allowed to remain on this ship until it is
  • convenient to dispose of you. Do you understandt?”
  • “We will bring him,” said the Prince, and added terribly with a terrible
  • glare, “als Ballast.”
  • “You are to come with us,” said Winterfeld, “as pallast. Do you
  • understandt?”
  • Bert opened his mouth to ask about the five hundred pounds, and then a
  • saving gleam of wisdom silenced him. He met Von Winterfeld's eye, and it
  • seemed to him the secretary nodded slightly.
  • “Go!” said the Prince, with a sweep of the great arm and hand towards
  • the door. Bert went out like a leaf before a gale.
  • 9
  • But in between the time when the Graf von Winterfeld had talked to him
  • and this alarming conference with the Prince, Bert had explored the
  • Vaterland from end to end. He had found it interesting in spite of grave
  • preoccupations. Kurt, like the greater number of the men upon the
  • German air-fleet, had known hardly anything of aeronautics before his
  • appointment to the new flagship. But he was extremely keen upon this
  • wonderful new weapon Germany had assumed so suddenly and dramatically.
  • He showed things to Bert with a boyish eagerness and appreciation. It
  • was as if he showed them over again to himself, like a child showing a
  • new toy. “Let's go all over the ship,” he said with zest. He pointed out
  • particularly the lightness of everything, the use of exhausted aluminium
  • tubing, of springy cushions inflated with compressed hydrogen; the
  • partitions were hydrogen bags covered with light imitation leather, the
  • very crockery was a light biscuit glazed in a vacuum, and weighed next
  • to nothing. Where strength was needed there was the new Charlottenburg
  • alloy, German steel as it was called, the toughest and most resistant
  • metal in the world.
  • There was no lack of space. Space did not matter, so long as load did
  • not grow. The habitable part of the ship was two hundred and fifty
  • feet long, and the rooms in two tiers; above these one could go up into
  • remarkable little white-metal turrets with big windows and airtight
  • double doors that enabled one to inspect the vast cavity of the
  • gas-chambers. This inside view impressed Bert very much. He had never
  • realised before that an airship was not one simple continuous gas-bag
  • containing nothing but gas. Now he saw far above him the backbone of the
  • apparatus and its big ribs, “like the neural and haemal canals,” said
  • Kurt, who had dabbled in biology.
  • “Rather!” said Bert appreciatively, though he had not the ghost of an
  • idea what these phrases meant.
  • Little electric lights could be switched on up there if anything went
  • wrong in the night. There were even ladders across the space. “But you
  • can't go into the gas,” protested Bert. “You can't breve it.”
  • The lieutenant opened a cupboard door and displayed a diver's suit, only
  • that it was made of oiled silk, and both its compressed-air knapsack and
  • its helmet were of an alloy of aluminium and some light metal. “We can
  • go all over the inside netting and stick up bullet holes or leaks,” he
  • explained. “There's netting inside and out. The whole outer-case is rope
  • ladder, so to speak.”
  • Aft of the habitable part of the airship was the magazine of explosives,
  • coming near the middle of its length. They were all bombs of various
  • types mostly in glass--none of the German airships carried any guns at
  • all except one small pom-pom (to use the old English nickname dating
  • from the Boer war), which was forward in the gallery upon the shield at
  • the heart of the eagle.
  • From the magazine amidships a covered canvas gallery with aluminium
  • treads on its floor and a hand-rope, ran back underneath the gas-chamber
  • to the engine-room at the tail; but along this Bert did not go, and from
  • first to last he never saw the engines. But he went up a ladder against
  • a gale of ventilation--a ladder that was encased in a kind of gas-tight
  • fire escape--and ran right athwart the great forward air-chamber to the
  • little look-out gallery with a telephone, that gallery that bore the
  • light pom-pom of German steel and its locker of shells. This gallery
  • was all of aluminium magnesium alloy, the tight front of the air-ship
  • swelled cliff-like above and below, and the black eagle sprawled
  • overwhelmingly gigantic, its extremities all hidden by the bulge of
  • the gas-bag. And far down, under the soaring eagles, was England, four
  • thousand feet below perhaps, and looking very small and defenceless
  • indeed in the morning sunlight.
  • The realisation that there was England gave Bert sudden and unexpected
  • qualms of patriotic compunction. He was struck by a quite novel idea.
  • After all, he might have torn up those plans and thrown them away. These
  • people could not have done so very much to him. And even if they did,
  • ought not an Englishman to die for his country? It was an idea that
  • had hitherto been rather smothered up by the cares of a competitive
  • civilisation. He became violently depressed. He ought, he perceived, to
  • have seen it in that light before. Why hadn't he seen it in that light
  • before?
  • Indeed, wasn't he a sort of traitor?... He wondered how the aerial fleet
  • must look from down there. Tremendous, no doubt, and dwarfing all the
  • buildings.
  • He was passing between Manchester and Liverpool, Kurt told him; a
  • gleaming band across the prospect was the Ship Canal, and a weltering
  • ditch of shipping far away ahead, the Mersey estuary. Bert was a
  • Southerner; he had never been north of the Midland counties, and the
  • multitude of factories and chimneys--the latter for the most part
  • obsolete and smokeless now, superseded by huge electric generating
  • stations that consumed their own reek--old railway viaducts, mono-rail
  • net-works and goods yards, and the vast areas of dingy homes and narrow
  • streets, spreading aimlessly, struck him as though Camberwell and
  • Rotherhithe had run to seed. Here and there, as if caught in a net, were
  • fields and agricultural fragments. It was a sprawl of undistinguished
  • population. There were, no doubt, museums and town halls and even
  • cathedrals of a sort to mark theoretical centres of municipal and
  • religious organisation in this confusion; but Bert could not see
  • them, they did not stand out at all in that wide disorderly vision
  • of congested workers' houses and places to work, and shops and meanly
  • conceived chapels and churches. And across this landscape of an
  • industrial civilisation swept the shadows of the German airships like a
  • hurrying shoal of fishes....
  • Kurt and he fell talking of aerial tactics, and presently went down to
  • the undergallery in order that Bert might see the Drachenflieger that
  • the airships of the right wing had picked up overnight and were towing
  • behind them; each airship towing three or four. They looked, like big
  • box-kites of an exaggerated form, soaring at the ends of invisible
  • cords. They had long, square heads and flattened tails, with lateral
  • propellers.
  • “Much skill is required for those!--much skill!”
  • “Rather!”
  • Pause.
  • “Your machine is different from that, Mr. Butteridge?”
  • “Quite different,” said Bert. “More like an insect, and less like a
  • bird. And it buzzes, and don't drive about so. What can those things
  • do?”
  • Kurt was not very clear upon that himself, and was still explaining when
  • Bert was called to the conference we have recorded with the Prince.
  • And after that was over, the last traces of Butteridge fell from Bert
  • like a garment, and he became Smallways to all on board. The soldiers
  • ceased to salute him, and the officers ceased to seem aware of his
  • existence, except Lieutenant Kurt. He was turned out of his nice cabin,
  • and packed in with his belongings to share that of Lieutenant Kurt,
  • whose luck it was to be junior, and the bird-headed officer, still
  • swearing slightly, and carrying strops and aluminium boot-trees and
  • weightless hair-brushes and hand-mirrors and pomade in his hands,
  • resumed possession. Bert was put in with Kurt because there was nowhere
  • else for him to lay his bandaged head in that close-packed vessel. He
  • was to mess, he was told, with the men.
  • Kurt came and stood with his legs wide apart and surveyed, him for a
  • moment as he sat despondent in his new quarters.
  • “What's your real name, then?” said Kurt, who was only imperfectly
  • informed of the new state of affairs.
  • “Smallways.”
  • “I thought you were a bit of a fraud--even when I thought you were
  • Butteridge. You're jolly lucky the Prince took it calmly. He's a pretty
  • tidy blazer when he's roused. He wouldn't stick a moment at pitching a
  • chap of your sort overboard if he thought fit. No!... They've shoved you
  • on to me, but it's my cabin, you know.”
  • “I won't forget,” said Bert.
  • Kurt left him, and when he came to look about him the first thing he saw
  • pasted on the padded wall was a reproduction, of the great picture by
  • Siegfried Schmalz of the War God, that terrible, trampling figure with
  • the viking helmet and the scarlet cloak, wading through destruction,
  • sword in hand, which had so strong a resemblance to Karl Albert, the
  • prince it was painted to please.
  • CHAPTER V. THE BATTLE OF THE NORTH ATLANTIC
  • 1
  • The Prince Karl Albert had made a profound impression upon Bert. He was
  • quite the most terrifying person Bert had ever encountered. He filled
  • the Smallways soul with passionate dread and antipathy. For a long time
  • Bert sat alone in Kurt's cabin, doing nothing and not venturing even
  • to open the door lest he should be by that much nearer that appalling
  • presence.
  • So it came about that he was probably the last person on board to hear
  • the news that wireless telegraphy was bringing to the airship in throbs
  • and fragments of a great naval battle in progress in mid-Atlantic.
  • He learnt it at last from Kurt.
  • Kurt came in with a general air of ignoring Bert, but muttering to
  • himself in English nevertheless. “Stupendous!” Bert heard him say.
  • “Here!” he said, “get off this locker.” And he proceeded to rout out two
  • books and a case of maps. He spread them on the folding-table, and stood
  • regarding them. For a time his Germanic discipline struggled with his
  • English informality and his natural kindliness and talkativeness, and at
  • last lost.
  • “They're at it, Smallways,” he said.
  • “At what, sir?” said Bert, broken and respectful.
  • “Fighting! The American North Atlantic squadron and pretty nearly
  • the whole of our fleet. Our Eiserne Kreuz has had a gruelling and is
  • sinking, and their Miles Standish--she's one of their biggest--has sunk
  • with all hands. Torpedoes, I suppose. She was a bigger ship than the
  • Karl der Grosse, but five or six years older. Gods! I wish we could see
  • it, Smallways; a square fight in blue water, guns or nothing, and all of
  • 'em steaming ahead!”
  • He spread his maps, he had to talk, and so he delivered a lecture on the
  • naval situation to Bert.
  • “Here it is,” he said, “latitude 30 degrees 50 minutes N. longitude 30
  • degrees 50 minutes W. It's a good day off us, anyhow, and they're all
  • going south-west by south at full pelt as hard as they can go. We shan't
  • see a bit of it, worse luck! Not a sniff we shan't get!”
  • 2
  • The naval situation in the North Atlantic at that time was a peculiar
  • one. The United States was by far the stronger of the two powers upon
  • the sea, but the bulk of the American fleet was still in the Pacific.
  • It was in the direction of Asia that war had been most feared, for the
  • situation between Asiatic and white had become unusually violent
  • and dangerous, and the Japanese government had shown itself quite
  • unprecedentedly difficult. The German attack therefore found half the
  • American strength at Manila, and what was called the Second Fleet strung
  • out across the Pacific in wireless contact between the Asiatic station
  • and San Francisco. The North Atlantic squadron was the sole American
  • force on her eastern shore, it was returning from a friendly visit
  • to France and Spain, and was pumping oil-fuel from tenders in
  • mid-Atlantic--for most of its ships were steamships--when the
  • international situation became acute. It was made up of four battleships
  • and five armoured cruisers ranking almost with battleships, not one of
  • which was of a later date than 1913. The Americans had indeed grown so
  • accustomed to the idea that Great Britain could be trusted to keep the
  • peace of the Atlantic that a naval attack on the eastern seaboard
  • found them unprepared even in their imaginations. But long before the
  • declaration of war--indeed, on Whit Monday--the whole German fleet of
  • eighteen battleships, with a flotilla of fuel tenders and converted
  • liners containing stores to be used in support of the air-fleet, had
  • passed through the straits of Dover and headed boldly for New York. Not
  • only did these German battleships outnumber the Americans two to one,
  • but they were more heavily armed and more modern in construction--seven
  • of them having high explosive engines built of Charlottenburg steel, and
  • all carrying Charlottenburg steel guns.
  • The fleets came into contact on Wednesday before any actual declaration
  • of war. The Americans had strung out in the modern fashion at distances
  • of thirty miles or so, and were steaming to keep themselves between the
  • Germans and either the eastern states or Panama; because, vital as it
  • was to defend the seaboard cities and particularly New York, it was
  • still more vital to save the canal from any attack that might prevent
  • the return of the main fleet from the Pacific. No doubt, said Kurt, this
  • was now making records across that ocean, “unless the Japanese have had
  • the same idea as the Germans.” It was obviously beyond human possibility
  • that the American North Atlantic fleet could hope to meet and defeat
  • the German; but, on the other hand, with luck it might fight a delaying
  • action and inflict such damage as to greatly weaken the attack upon
  • the coast defences. Its duty, indeed, was not victory but devotion,
  • the severest task in the world. Meanwhile the submarine defences of New
  • York, Panama, and the other more vital points could be put in some sort
  • of order.
  • This was the naval situation, and until Wednesday in Whit week it was
  • the only situation the American people had realised. It was then they
  • heard for the first time of the real scale of the Dornhof aeronautic
  • park and the possibility of an attack coming upon them not only by
  • sea, but by the air. But it is curious that so discredited were the
  • newspapers of that period that a large majority of New Yorkers, for
  • example, did not believe the most copious and circumstantial accounts of
  • the German air-fleet until it was actually in sight of New York.
  • Kurt's talk was half soliloquy. He stood with a map on Mercator's
  • projection before him, swaying to the swinging of the ship and talking
  • of guns and tonnage, of ships and their build and powers and speed, of
  • strategic points, and bases of operation. A certain shyness that
  • reduced him to the status of a listener at the officers' table no longer
  • silenced him.
  • Bert stood by, saying very little, but watching Kurt's finger on the
  • map. “They've been saying things like this in the papers for a long
  • time,” he remarked. “Fancy it coming real!”
  • Kurt had a detailed knowledge of the Miles Standish. “She used to be
  • a crack ship for gunnery--held the record. I wonder if we beat her
  • shooting, or how? I wish I was in it. I wonder which of our ships beat
  • her. Maybe she got a shell in her engines. It's a running fight! I
  • wonder what the Barbarossa is doing,” he went on, “She's my old ship.
  • Not a first-rater, but good stuff. I bet she's got a shot or two home
  • by now if old Schneider's up to form. Just think of it! There they
  • are whacking away at each other, great guns going, shells exploding,
  • magazines bursting, ironwork flying about like straw in a gale, all
  • we've been dreaming of for years! I suppose we shall fly right away to
  • New York--just as though it wasn't anything at all. I suppose we shall
  • reckon we aren't wanted down there. It's no more than a covering fight
  • on our side. All those tenders and store-ships of ours are going on
  • southwest by west to New York to make a floating depot for us. See?” He
  • dabbed his forefinger on the map. “Here we are. Our train of stores goes
  • there, our battleships elbow the Americans out of our way there.”
  • When Bert went down to the men's mess-room to get his evening ration,
  • hardly any one took notice of him except just to point him out for
  • an instant. Every one was talking of the battle, suggesting,
  • contradicting--at times, until the petty officers hushed them, it rose
  • to a great uproar. There was a new bulletin, but what it said he did not
  • gather except that it concerned the Barbarossa. Some of the men stared
  • at him, and he heard the name of “Booteraidge” several times; but no one
  • molested him, and there was no difficulty about his soup and bread when
  • his turn at the end of the queue came. He had feared there might be no
  • ration for him, and if so he did not know what he would have done.
  • Afterwards he ventured out upon the little hanging gallery with the
  • solitary sentinel. The weather was still fine, but the wind was rising
  • and the rolling swing of the airship increasing. He clutched the rail
  • tightly and felt rather giddy. They were now out of sight of land,
  • and over blue water rising and falling in great masses. A dingy old
  • brigantine under the British flag rose and plunged amid the broad blue
  • waves--the only ship in sight.
  • 3
  • In the evening it began to blow and the air-ship to roll like a porpoise
  • as it swung through the air. Kurt said that several of the men were
  • sea-sick, but the motion did not inconvenience Bert, whose luck it was
  • to be of that mysterious gastric disposition which constitutes a good
  • sailor. He slept well, but in the small hours the light awoke him, and
  • he found Kurt staggering about in search of something. He found it at
  • last in the locker, and held it in his hand unsteadily--a compass. Then
  • he compared his map.
  • “We've changed our direction,” he said, “and come into the wind. I can't
  • make it out. We've turned away from New York to the south. Almost as if
  • we were going to take a hand--”
  • He continued talking to himself for some time.
  • Day came, wet and windy. The window was bedewed externally, and they
  • could see nothing through it. It was also very cold, and Bert decided
  • to keep rolled up in his blankets on the locker until the bugle summoned
  • him to his morning ration. That consumed, he went out on the little
  • gallery; but he could see nothing but eddying clouds driving headlong
  • by, and the dim outlines of the nearer airships. Only at rare intervals
  • could he get a glimpse of grey sea through the pouring cloud-drift.
  • Later in the morning the Vaterland changed altitude, and soared up
  • suddenly in a high, clear sky, going, Kurt said, to a height of nearly
  • thirteen thousand feet.
  • Bert was in his cabin, and chanced to see the dew vanish from the window
  • and caught the gleam of sunlight outside. He looked out, and saw once
  • more that sunlit cloud floor he had seen first from the balloon, and the
  • ships of the German air-fleet rising one by one from the white, as fish
  • might rise and become visible from deep water. He stared for a moment
  • and then ran out to the little gallery to see this wonder better. Below
  • was cloudland and storm, a great drift of tumbled weather going hard
  • away to the north-east, and the air about him was clear and cold
  • and serene save for the faintest chill breeze and a rare, drifting
  • snow-flake. Throb, throb, throb, throb, went the engines in the
  • stillness. That huge herd of airships rising one after another had
  • an effect of strange, portentous monsters breaking into an altogether
  • unfamiliar world.
  • Either there was no news of the naval battle that morning, or the Prince
  • kept to himself whatever came until past midday. Then the bulletins came
  • with a rush, bulletins that made the lieutenant wild with excitement.
  • “Barbarossa disabled and sinking,” he cried. “Gott im Himmel! Der alte
  • Barbarossa! Aber welch ein braver krieger!”
  • He walked about the swinging cabin, and for a time he was wholly German.
  • Then he became English again. “Think of it, Smallways! The old ship we
  • kept so clean and tidy! All smashed about, and the iron flying about
  • in fragments, and the chaps one knew--Gott!--flying about too! Scalding
  • water squirting, fire, and the smash, smash of the guns! They smash
  • when you're near! Like everything bursting to pieces! Wool won't stop
  • it--nothing! And me up here--so near and so far! Der alte Barbarossa!”
  • “Any other ships?” asked Smallways, presently.
  • “Gott! Yes! We've lost the Karl der Grosse, our best and biggest. Run
  • down in the night by a British liner that blundered into the fighting
  • in trying to blunder out. They're fighting in a gale. The liner's
  • afloat with her nose broken, sagging about! There never was such a
  • battle!--never before! Good ships and good men on both sides,--and a
  • storm and the night and the dawn and all in the open ocean full steam
  • ahead! No stabbing! No submarines! Guns and shooting! Half our ships we
  • don't hear of any more, because their masts are shot away. Latitude,
  • 30 degrees 40 minutes N.--longitude, 40 degrees 30 minutes W.--where's
  • that?”
  • He routed out his map again, and stared at it with eyes that did not
  • see.
  • “Der alte Barbarossa! I can't get it out of my head--with shells in her
  • engine-room, and the fires flying out of her furnaces, and the stokers
  • and engineers scalded and dead. Men I've messed with, Smallways--men
  • I've talked to close! And they've had their day at last! And it wasn't
  • all luck for them!
  • “Disabled and sinking! I suppose everybody can't have all the luck in a
  • battle. Poor old Schneider! I bet he gave 'em something back!”
  • So it was the news of the battle came filtering through to them all that
  • morning. The Americans had lost a second ship, name unknown; the Hermann
  • had been damaged in covering the Barbarossa.... Kurt fretted like an
  • imprisoned animal about the airship, now going up to the forward gallery
  • under the eagle, now down into the swinging gallery, now poring over his
  • maps. He infected Smallways with a sense of the immediacy of this battle
  • that was going on just over the curve of the earth. But when Bert went
  • down to the gallery the world was empty and still, a clear inky-blue
  • sky above and a rippled veil of still, thin sunlit cirrus below, through
  • which one saw a racing drift of rain-cloud, and never a glimpse of sea.
  • Throb, throb, throb, throb, went the engines, and the long, undulating
  • wedge of airships hurried after the flagship like a flight of swans
  • after their leader. Save for the quiver of the engines it was as
  • noiseless as a dream. And down there, somewhere in the wind and rain,
  • guns roared, shells crashed home, and, after the old manner of warfare,
  • men toiled and died.
  • 4
  • As the afternoon wore on the lower weather abated, and the sea became
  • intermittently visible again. The air-fleet dropped slowly to the middle
  • air, and towards sunset they had a glimpse of the disabled Barbarossa
  • far away to the east. Smallways heard men hurrying along the passage,
  • and was drawn out to the gallery, where he found nearly a dozen officers
  • collected and scrutinising the helpless ruins of the battleship through
  • field-glasses. Two other vessels stood by her, one an exhausted petrol
  • tank, very high out of the water, and the other a converted liner. Kurt
  • was at the end of the gallery, a little apart from the others.
  • “Gott!” he said at last, lowering his binocular, “it is like seeing
  • an old friend with his nose cut off--waiting to be finished. Der
  • Barbarossa!”
  • With a sudden impulse he handed his glass to Bert, who had peered
  • beneath his hands, ignored by every one, seeing the three ships merely
  • as three brown-black lines upon the sea.
  • Never had Bert seen the like of that magnified slightly hazy image
  • before. It was not simply a battered ironclad that wallowed helpless,
  • it was a mangled ironclad. It seemed wonderful she still floated. Her
  • powerful engines had been her ruin. In the long chase of the night
  • she had got out of line with her consorts, and nipped in between the
  • Susquehanna and the Kansas City. They discovered her proximity, dropped
  • back until she was nearly broadside on to the former battleship, and
  • signalled up the Theodore Roosevelt and the little Monitor. As dawn
  • broke she had found herself hostess of a circle. The fight had not
  • lasted five minutes before the appearance of the Hermann to the east,
  • and immediately after of the Furst Bismarck in the west, forced the
  • Americans to leave her, but in that time they had smashed her iron
  • to rags. They had vented the accumulated tensions of their hard day's
  • retreat upon her. As Bert saw her, she seemed a mere metal-worker's
  • fantasy of frozen metal writhings. He could not tell part from part of
  • her, except by its position.
  • “Gott!” murmured Kurt, taking the glasses Bert restored to him--“Gott!
  • Da waren Albrecht--der gute Albrecht und der alte Zimmermann--und von
  • Rosen!”
  • Long after the Barbarosa had been swallowed up in the twilight and
  • distance he remained on the gallery peering through his glasses, and
  • when he came back to his cabin he was unusually silent and thoughtful.
  • “This is a rough game, Smallways,” he said at last--“this war is a rough
  • game. Somehow one sees it different after a thing like that. Many men
  • there were worked to make that Barbarossa, and there were men in it--one
  • does not meet the like of them every day. Albrecht--there was a man
  • named Albrecht--played the zither and improvised; I keep on wondering
  • what has happened to him. He and I--we were very close friends, after
  • the German fashion.”
  • Smallways woke the next night to discover the cabin in darkness, a
  • draught blowing through it, and Kurt talking to himself in German. He
  • could see him dimly by the window, which he had unscrewed and opened,
  • peering down. That cold, clear, attenuated light which is not so much
  • light as a going of darkness, which casts inky shadows and so often
  • heralds the dawn in the high air, was on his face.
  • “What's the row?” said Bert.
  • “Shut up!” said the lieutenant. “Can't you hear?”
  • Into the stillness came the repeated heavy thud of guns, one, two, a
  • pause, then three in quick succession.
  • “Gaw!” said Bert--“guns!” and was instantly at the lieutenant's side.
  • The airship was still very high and the sea below was masked by a thin
  • veil of clouds. The wind had fallen, and Bert, following Kurt's pointing
  • finger, saw dimly through the colourless veil first a red glow, then
  • a quick red flash, and then at a little distance from it another. They
  • were, it seemed for a while, silent flashes, and seconds after, when
  • one had ceased to expect them, came the belated thuds--thud, thud. Kurt
  • spoke in German, very quickly.
  • A bugle call rang through the airship.
  • Kurt sprang to his feet, saying something in an excited tone, still
  • using German, and went to the door.
  • “I say! What's up?” cried Bert. “What's that?”
  • The lieutenant stopped for an instant in the doorway, dark against the
  • light passage. “You stay where you are, Smallways. You keep there and do
  • nothing. We're going into action,” he explained, and vanished.
  • Bert's heart began to beat rapidly. He felt himself poised over the
  • fighting vessels far below. In a moment, were they to drop like a hawk
  • striking a bird? “Gaw!” he whispered at last, in awestricken tones.
  • Thud!... thud! He discovered far away a second ruddy flare flashing guns
  • back at the first. He perceived some difference on the Vaterland for
  • which he could not account, and then he realised that the engines
  • had slowed to an almost inaudible beat. He stuck his head out of the
  • window--it was a tight fit--and saw in the bleak air the other airships
  • slowed down to a scarcely perceptible motion.
  • A second bugle sounded, was taken up faintly from ship to ship. Out went
  • the lights; the fleet became dim, dark bulks against an intense blue sky
  • that still retained an occasional star. For a long time they hung, for
  • an interminable time it seemed to him, and then began the sound of air
  • being pumped into the balloonette, and slowly, slowly the Vaterland sank
  • down towards the clouds.
  • He craned his neck, but he could not see if the rest of the fleet was
  • following them; the overhang of the gas-chambers intervened. There
  • was something that stirred his imagination deeply in that stealthy,
  • noiseless descent. The obscurity deepened for a time, the last fading
  • star on the horizon vanished, and he felt the cold presence of cloud.
  • Then suddenly the glow beneath assumed distinct outlines, became flames,
  • and the Vaterland ceased to descend and hung observant, and it would
  • seem unobserved, just beneath a drifting stratum of cloud, a thousand
  • feet, perhaps, over the battle below.
  • In the night the struggling naval battle and retreat had entered upon a
  • new phase. The Americans had drawn together the ends of the flying line
  • skilfully and dexterously, until at last it was a column and well to the
  • south of the lax sweeping pursuit of the Germans. Then in the darkness
  • before the dawn they had come about and steamed northward in close order
  • with the idea of passing through the German battle-line and falling
  • upon the flotilla that was making for New York in support of the German
  • air-fleet. Much had altered since the first contact of the fleets. By
  • this time the American admiral, O'Connor, was fully informed of the
  • existence of the airships, and he was no longer vitally concerned for
  • Panama, since the submarine flotilla was reported arrived there from Key
  • West, and the Delaware and Abraham Lincoln, two powerful and entirely
  • modern ships, were already at Rio Grande, on the Pacific side of the
  • canal. His manoeuvre was, however, delayed by a boiler explosion on
  • board the Susquehanna, and dawn found this ship in sight of and indeed
  • so close to the Bremen and Weimar that they instantly engaged. There was
  • no alternative to her abandonment but a fleet engagement. O'Connor chose
  • the latter course. It was by no means a hopeless fight. The Germans,
  • though much more numerous and powerful than the Americans, were in a
  • dispersed line measuring nearly forty-five miles from end to end, and
  • there were many chances that before they could gather in for the fight
  • the column of seven Americans would have ripped them from end to end.
  • The day broke dim and overcast, and neither the Bremen nor the Weimar
  • realised they had to deal with more than the Susquehanna until the whole
  • column drew out from behind her at a distance of a mile or less and
  • bore down on them. This was the position of affairs when the Vaterland
  • appeared in the sky. The red glow Bert had seen through the column of
  • clouds came from the luckless Susquehanna; she lay almost immediately
  • below, burning fore and aft, but still fighting two of her guns and
  • steaming slowly southward. The Bremen and the Weimar, both hit in
  • several places, were going west by south and away from her. The American
  • fleet, headed by the Theodore Roosevelt, was crossing behind them,
  • pounding them in succession, steaming in between them and the big modern
  • Furst Bismarck, which was coming up from the west. To Bert, however,
  • the names of all these ships were unknown, and for a considerable time
  • indeed, misled by the direction in which the combatants were moving, he
  • imagined the Germans to be Americans and the Americans Germans. He saw
  • what appeared to him to be a column of six battleships pursuing three
  • others who were supported by a newcomer, until the fact that the Bremen
  • and Weimar were firing into the Susquehanna upset his calculations.
  • Then for a time he was hopelessly at a loss. The noise of the guns, too,
  • confused him, they no longer seemed to boom; they went whack, whack,
  • whack, whack, and each faint flash made his heart jump in anticipation
  • of the instant impact. He saw these ironclads, too, not in profile,
  • as he was accustomed to see ironclads in pictures, but in plan and
  • curiously foreshortened. For the most part they presented empty decks,
  • but here and there little knots of men sheltered behind steel bulwarks.
  • The long, agitated noses of their big guns, jetting thin transparent
  • flashes and the broadside activity of the quick-firers, were the chief
  • facts in this bird's-eye view. The Americans being steam-turbine ships,
  • had from two to four blast funnels each; the Germans lay lower in the
  • water, having explosive engines, which now for some reason made an
  • unwonted muttering roar. Because of their steam propulsion, the American
  • ships were larger and with a more graceful outline. He saw all these
  • foreshortened ships rolling considerably and fighting their guns over
  • a sea of huge low waves and under the cold, explicit light of dawn. The
  • whole spectacle waved slowly with the long rhythmic rising and beat of
  • the airship.
  • At first only the Vaterland of all the flying fleet appeared upon the
  • scene below. She hovered high, over the Theodore Roosevelt, keeping
  • pace with the full speed of that ship. From that ship she must have
  • been intermittently visible through the drifting clouds. The rest of the
  • German fleet remained above the cloud canopy at a height of six or seven
  • thousand feet, communicating with the flagship by wireless telegraphy,
  • but risking no exposure to the artillery below.
  • It is doubtful at what particular time the unlucky Americans realised
  • the presence of this new factor in the fight. No account now survives of
  • their experience. We have to imagine as well as we can what it must have
  • been to a battled-strained sailor suddenly glancing upward to discover
  • that huge long silent shape overhead, vaster than any battleship, and
  • trailing now from its hinder quarter a big German flag. Presently, as
  • the sky cleared, more of such ships appeared in the blue through the
  • dissolving clouds, and more, all disdainfully free of guns or armour,
  • all flying fast to keep pace with the running fight below.
  • From first to last no gun whatever was fired at the Vaterland, and only
  • a few rifle shots. It was a mere adverse stroke of chance that she had
  • a man killed aboard her. Nor did she take any direct share in the fight
  • until the end. She flew above the doomed American fleet while the Prince
  • by wireless telegraphy directed the movements of her consorts. Meanwhile
  • the Vogel-stern and Preussen, each with half a dozen drachenflieger in
  • tow, went full speed ahead and then dropped through the clouds, perhaps
  • five miles ahead of the Americans. The Theodore Roosevelt let fly at
  • once with the big guns in her forward barbette, but the shells burst far
  • below the Vogel-stern, and forthwith a dozen single-man drachenflieger
  • were swooping down to make their attack.
  • Bert, craning his neck through the cabin port-hole, saw the whole of
  • that incident, that first encounter of aeroplane and ironclad. He saw
  • the queer German drachenflieger, with their wide flat wings and square
  • box-shaped heads, their wheeled bodies, and their single-man riders,
  • soar down the air like a flight of birds. “Gaw!” he said. One to the
  • right pitched extravagantly, shot steeply up into the air, burst with a
  • loud report, and flamed down into the sea; another plunged nose forward
  • into the water and seemed to fly to pieces as it hit the waves. He
  • saw little men on the deck of the Theodore Roosevelt below, men
  • foreshortened in plan into mere heads and feet, running out preparing
  • to shoot at the others. Then the foremost flying-machine was rushing
  • between Bert and the American's deck, and then bang! came the thunder
  • of its bomb flung neatly at the forward barbette, and a thin little
  • crackling of rifle shots in reply. Whack, whack, whack, went the
  • quick-firing guns of the Americans' battery, and smash came an answering
  • shell from the Furst Bismarck. Then a second and third flying-machine
  • passed between Bert and the American ironclad, dropping bombs also, and
  • a fourth, its rider hit by a bullet, reeled down and dashed itself to
  • pieces and exploded between the shot-torn funnels, blowing them apart.
  • Bert had a momentary glimpse of a little black creature jumping from the
  • crumpling frame of the flying-machine, hitting the funnel, and falling
  • limply, to be instantly caught and driven to nothingness by the blaze
  • and rush of the explosion.
  • Smash! came a vast explosion in the forward part of the flagship, and a
  • huge piece of metalwork seemed to lift out of her and dump itself
  • into the sea, dropping men and leaving a gap into which a prompt
  • drachenflieger planted a flaring bomb. And then for an instant Bert
  • perceived only too clearly in the growing, pitiless light a number of
  • minute, convulsively active animalcula scorched and struggling in the
  • Theodore Roosevelt's foaming wake. What were they? Not men--surely not
  • men? Those drowning, mangled little creatures tore with their clutching
  • fingers at Bert's soul. “Oh, Gord!” he cried, “Oh, Gord!” almost
  • whimpering. He looked again and they had gone, and the black stem of the
  • Andrew Jackson, a little disfigured by the sinking Bremen's last
  • shot, was parting the water that had swallowed them into two neatly
  • symmetrical waves. For some moments sheer blank horror blinded Bert to
  • the destruction below.
  • Then, with an immense rushing sound, bearing as it were a straggling
  • volley of crashing minor explosions on its back, the Susquehanna, three
  • miles and more now to the east, blew up and vanished abruptly in a
  • boiling, steaming welter. For a moment nothing was to be seen but
  • tumbled water, and--then there came belching up from below, with immense
  • gulping noises, eructations of steam and air and petrol and fragments of
  • canvas and woodwork and men.
  • That made a distinct pause in the fight. It seemed a long pause to Bert.
  • He found himself looking for the drachenflieger. The flattened ruin of
  • one was floating abeam of the Monitor, the rest had passed, dropping
  • bombs down the American column; several were in the water and apparently
  • uninjured, and three or four were still in the air and coming round
  • now in a wide circle to return to their mother airships. The American
  • ironclads were no longer in column formation; the Theodore Roosevelt,
  • badly damaged, had turned to the southeast, and the Andrew Jackson,
  • greatly battered but uninjured in any fighting part was passing between
  • her and the still fresh and vigorous Furst Bismarck to intercept and
  • meet the latter's fire. Away to the west the Hermann and the Germanicus
  • had appeared and were coming into action.
  • In the pause, after the Susquehanna's disaster Bert became aware of a
  • trivial sound like the noise of an ill-greased, ill-hung door that falls
  • ajar--the sound of the men in the Furst Bismarck cheering.
  • And in that pause in the uproar too, the sun rose, the dark waters
  • became luminously blue, and a torrent of golden light irradiated the
  • world. It came like a sudden smile in a scene of hate and terror. The
  • cloud veil had vanished as if by magic, and the whole immensity of the
  • German air-fleet was revealed in the sky; the air-fleet stooping now
  • upon its prey.
  • “Whack-bang, whack-bang,” the guns resumed, but ironclads were not built
  • to fight the zenith, and the only hits the Americans scored were a few
  • lucky chances in a generally ineffectual rifle fire. Their column was
  • now badly broken, the Susquehanna had gone, the Theodore Roosevelt had
  • fallen astern out of the line, with her forward guns disabled, in a heap
  • of wreckage, and the Monitor was in some grave trouble. These two had
  • ceased fire altogether, and so had the Bremen and Weimar, all four ships
  • lying within shot of each other in an involuntary truce and with their
  • respective flags still displayed. Only four American ships now, with the
  • Andrew Jackson leading, kept to the south-easterly course. And the Furst
  • Bismarck, the Hermann, and the Germanicus steamed parallel to them and
  • drew ahead of them, fighting heavily. The Vaterland rose slowly in the
  • air in preparation for the concluding act of the drama.
  • Then, falling into place one behind the other, a string of a dozen
  • airships dropped with unhurrying swiftness down the air in pursuit of
  • the American fleet. They kept at a height of two thousand feet or more
  • until they were over and a little in advance of the rearmost ironclad,
  • and then stooped swiftly down into a fountain of bullets, and going just
  • a little faster than the ship below, pelted her thinly protected decks
  • with bombs until they became sheets of detonating flame. So the airships
  • passed one after the other along the American column as it sought
  • to keep up its fight with the Furst Bismarck, the Hermann, and the
  • Germanicus, and each airship added to the destruction and confusion
  • its predecessor had made. The American gunfire ceased, except for a few
  • heroic shots, but they still steamed on, obstinately unsubdued, bloody,
  • battered, and wrathfully resistant, spitting bullets at the airships
  • and unmercifully pounded by the German ironclads. But now Bert had but
  • intermittent glimpses of them between the nearer bulks of the airships
  • that assailed them....
  • It struck Bert suddenly that the whole battle was receding and growing
  • small and less thunderously noisy. The Vaterland was rising in the air,
  • steadily and silently, until the impact of the guns no longer smote
  • upon the heart but came to the ear dulled by distance, until the four
  • silenced ships to the eastward were little distant things: but were
  • there four? Bert now could see only three of those floating, blackened,
  • and smoking rafts of ruin against the sun. But the Bremen had two boats
  • out; the Theodore Roosevelt was also dropping boats to where the drift
  • of minute objects struggled, rising and falling on the big, broad
  • Atlantic waves.... The Vaterland was no longer following the fight. The
  • whole of that hurrying tumult drove away to the south-eastward, growing
  • smaller and less audible as it passed. One of the airships lay on
  • the water burning, a remote monstrous fount of flames, and far in the
  • south-west appeared first one and then three other German ironclads
  • hurrying in support of their consorts....
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  • Steadily the Vaterland soared, and the air-fleet soared with her and
  • came round to head for New York, and the battle became a little thing
  • far away, an incident before the breakfast. It dwindled to a string of
  • dark shapes and one smoking yellow flare that presently became a mere
  • indistinct smear upon the vast horizon and the bright new day, that was
  • at last altogether lost to sight...
  • So it was that Bert Smallways saw the first fight of the airship and the
  • last fight of those strangest things in the whole history of war:
  • the ironclad battleships, which began their career with the floating
  • batteries of the Emperor Napoleon III in the Crimean war and lasted,
  • with an enormous expenditure of human energy and resources, for seventy
  • years. In that space of time the world produced over twelve thousand
  • five hundred of these strange monsters, in schools, in types, in series,
  • each larger and heavier and more deadly than its predecessors. Each in
  • its turn was hailed as the last birth of time, most in their turn were
  • sold for old iron. Only about five per cent of them ever fought in a
  • battle. Some foundered, some went ashore, and broke up, several rammed
  • one another by accident and sank. The lives of countless men were spent
  • in their service, the splendid genius, and patience of thousands of
  • engineers and inventors, wealth and material beyond estimating; to their
  • account we must put, stunted and starved lives on land, millions of
  • children sent to toil unduly, innumerable opportunities of fine living
  • undeveloped and lost. Money had to be found for them at any cost--that
  • was the law of a nation's existence during that strange time. Surely
  • they were the weirdest, most destructive and wasteful megatheria in the
  • whole history of mechanical invention.
  • And then cheap things of gas and basket-work made an end of them
  • altogether, smiting out of the sky!...
  • Never before had Bert Smallways seen pure destruction, never had he
  • realised the mischief and waste of war. His startled mind rose to the
  • conception; this also is in life. Out of all this fierce torrent of
  • sensation one impression rose and became cardinal--the impression of the
  • men of the Theodore Roosevelt who had struggled in the water after the
  • explosion of the first bomb. “Gaw!” he said at the memory; “it might
  • 'ave been me and Grubb!... I suppose you kick about and get the water in
  • your mouf. I don't suppose it lasts long.”
  • He became anxious to see how Kurt was affected by these things. Also he
  • perceived he was hungry. He hesitated towards the door of the cabin and
  • peeped out into the passage. Down forward, near the gangway to the men's
  • mess, stood a little group of air sailors looking at something that
  • was hidden from him in a recess. One of them was in the light diver's
  • costume Bert had already seen in the gas chamber turret, and he was
  • moved to walk along and look at this person more closely and examine the
  • helmet he carried under his arm. But he forgot about the helmet when he
  • got to the recess, because there he found lying on the floor the dead
  • body of the boy who had been killed by a bullet from the Theodore
  • Roosevelt.
  • Bert had not observed that any bullets at all had reached the Vaterland
  • or, indeed, imagined himself under fire. He could not understand for a
  • time what had killed the lad, and no one explained to him.
  • The boy lay just as he had fallen and died, with his jacket torn and
  • scorched, his shoulder-blade smashed and burst away from his body and
  • all the left side of his body ripped and rent. There was much blood.
  • The sailors stood listening to the man with the helmet, who made
  • explanations and pointed to the round bullet hole in the floor and the
  • smash in the panel of the passage upon which the still vicious missile
  • had spent the residue of its energy. All the faces were grave and
  • earnest: they were the faces of sober, blond, blue-eyed men accustomed
  • to obedience and an orderly life, to whom this waste, wet, painful thing
  • that had been a comrade came almost as strangely as it did to Bert.
  • A peal of wild laughter sounded down the passage in the direction of the
  • little gallery and something spoke--almost shouted--in German, in tones
  • of exultation.
  • Other voices at a lower, more respectful pitch replied.
  • “Der Prinz,” said a voice, and all the men became stiffer and less
  • natural. Down the passage appeared a group of figures, Lieutenant Kurt
  • walking in front carrying a packet of papers.
  • He stopped point blank when he saw the thing in the recess, and his
  • ruddy face went white.
  • “So!” said he in surprise.
  • The Prince was following him, talking over his shoulder to Von
  • Winterfeld and the Kapitan.
  • “Eh?” he said to Kurt, stopping in mid-sentence, and followed the
  • gesture of Kurt's hand. He glared at the crumpled object in the recess
  • and seemed to think for a moment.
  • He made a slight, careless gesture towards the boy's body and turned to
  • the Kapitan.
  • “Dispose of that,” he said in German, and passed on, finishing his
  • sentence to Von Winterfeld in the same cheerful tone in which it had
  • begun.
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  • The deep impression of helplessly drowning men that Bert had brought
  • from the actual fight in the Atlantic mixed itself up inextricably with
  • that of the lordly figure of Prince Karl Albert gesturing aside the dead
  • body of the Vaterland sailor. Hitherto he had rather liked the idea of
  • war as being a jolly, smashing, exciting affair, something like a
  • Bank Holiday rag on a large scale, and on the whole agreeable and
  • exhilarating. Now he knew it a little better.
  • The next day there was added to his growing disillusionment a third
  • ugly impression, trivial indeed to describe, a mere necessary everyday
  • incident of a state of war, but very distressing to his urbanised
  • imagination. One writes “urbanised” to express the distinctive
  • gentleness of the period. It was quite peculiar to the crowded townsmen
  • of that time, and different altogether from the normal experience of any
  • preceding age, that they never saw anything killed, never encountered,
  • save through the mitigating media of book or picture, the fact of lethal
  • violence that underlies all life. Three times in his existence, and
  • three times only, had Bert seen a dead human being, and he had never
  • assisted at the killing of anything bigger than a new-born kitten.
  • The incident that gave him his third shock was the execution of one
  • of the men on the Adler for carrying a box of matches. The case was
  • a flagrant one. The man had forgotten he had it upon him when coming
  • aboard. Ample notice had been given to every one of the gravity of this
  • offence, and notices appeared at numerous points all over the airships.
  • The man's defence was that he had grown so used to the notices and
  • had been so preoccupied with his work that he hadn't applied them to
  • himself; he pleaded, in his defence, what is indeed in military affairs
  • another serious crime, inadvertency. He was tried by his captain, and
  • the sentence confirmed by wireless telegraphy by the Prince, and it was
  • decided to make his death an example to the whole fleet. “The Germans,”
  • the Prince declared, “hadn't crossed the Atlantic to go wool gathering.”
  • And in order that this lesson in discipline and obedience might be
  • visible to every one, it was determined not to electrocute or drown but
  • hang the offender.
  • Accordingly the air-fleet came clustering round the flagship like carp
  • in a pond at feeding time. The Adler hung at the zenith immediately
  • alongside the flagship. The whole crew of the Vaterland assembled
  • upon the hanging gallery; the crews of the other airships manned the
  • air-chambers, that is to say, clambered up the outer netting to the
  • upper sides. The officers appeared upon the machine-gun platforms. Bert
  • thought it an altogether stupendous sight, looking down, as he was, upon
  • the entire fleet. Far off below two steamers on the rippled blue water,
  • one British and the other flying the American flag, seemed the minutest
  • objects, and marked the scale. They were immensely distant. Bert stood
  • on the gallery, curious to see the execution, but uncomfortable, because
  • that terrible blond Prince was within a dozen feet of him, glaring
  • terribly, with his arms folded, and his heels together in military
  • fashion.
  • They hung the man from the Adler. They gave him sixty feet of rope, so,
  • that he should hang and dangle in the sight of all evil-doers who might
  • be hiding matches or contemplating any kindred disobedience. Bert
  • saw the man standing, a living, reluctant man, no doubt scared and
  • rebellious enough in his heart, but outwardly erect and obedient, on
  • the lower gallery of the Adler about a hundred yards away. Then they had
  • thrust him overboard.
  • Down he fell, hands and feet extending, until with a jerk he was at the
  • end of the rope. Then he ought to have died and swung edifyingly, but
  • instead a more terrible thing happened; his head came right off, and
  • down the body went spinning to the sea, feeble, grotesque, fantastic,
  • with the head racing it in its fall.
  • “Ugh!” said Bert, clutching the rail before him, and a sympathetic grunt
  • came from several of the men beside him.
  • “So!” said the Prince, stiffer and sterner, glared for some seconds,
  • then turned to the gang way up into the airship.
  • For a long time Bert remained clinging to the railing of the gallery. He
  • was almost physically sick with the horror of this trifling incident.
  • He found it far more dreadful than the battle. He was indeed a very
  • degenerate, latter-day, civilised person.
  • Late that afternoon Kurt came into the cabin and found him curled up
  • on his locker, and looking very white and miserable. Kurt had also lost
  • something of his pristine freshness.
  • “Sea-sick?” he asked.
  • “No!”
  • “We ought to reach New York this evening. There's a good breeze coming
  • up under our tails. Then we shall see things.”
  • Bert did not answer.
  • Kurt opened out folding chair and table, and rustled for a time with
  • his maps. Then he fell thinking darkly. He roused himself presently, and
  • looked at his companion. “What's the matter?” he said.
  • “Nothing!”
  • Kurt stared threateningly. “What's the matter?”
  • “I saw them kill that chap. I saw that flying-machine man hit the
  • funnels of the big ironclad. I saw that dead chap in the passage. I seen
  • too much smashing and killing lately. That's the matter. I don't like
  • it. I didn't know war was this sort of thing. I'm a civilian. I don't
  • like it.”
  • “_I_ don't like it,” said Kurt. “By Jove, no!”
  • “I've read about war, and all that, but when you see it it's different.
  • And I'm gettin' giddy. I'm gettin' giddy. I didn't mind a bit being up
  • in that balloon at first, but all this looking down and floating over
  • things and smashing up people, it's getting on my nerves. See?”
  • “It'll have to get off again....”
  • Kurt thought. “You're not the only one. The men are all getting strung
  • up. The flying--that's just flying. Naturally it makes one a little
  • swimmy in the head at first. As for the killing, we've got to be
  • blooded; that's all. We're tame, civilised men. And we've got to get
  • blooded. I suppose there's not a dozen men on the ship who've really
  • seen bloodshed. Nice, quiet, law-abiding Germans they've been so far....
  • Here they are--in for it. They're a bit squeamy now, but you wait till
  • they've got their hands in.”
  • He reflected. “Everybody's getting a bit strung up,” he said.
  • He turned again to his maps. Bert sat crumpled up in the corner,
  • apparently heedless of him. For some time both kept silence.
  • “What did the Prince want to go and 'ang that chap for?” asked Bert,
  • suddenly.
  • “That was all right,” said Kurt, “that was all right. QUITE right. Here
  • were the orders, plain as the nose on your face, and here was that fool
  • going about with matches--”
  • “Gaw! I shan't forget that bit in a 'urry,” said Bert irrelevantly.
  • Kurt did not answer him. He was measuring their distance from New York
  • and speculating. “Wonder what the American aeroplanes are like?” he
  • said. “Something like our drachenflieger.... We shall know by this time
  • to-morrow.... I wonder what we shall know? I wonder. Suppose, after all,
  • they put up a fight.... Rum sort of fight!”
  • He whistled softly and mused. Presently he fretted out of the cabin, and
  • later Bert found him in the twilight upon the swinging platform, staring
  • ahead, and speculating about the things that might happen on the morrow.
  • Clouds veiled the sea again, and the long straggling wedge of air-ships
  • rising and falling as they flew seemed like a flock of strange new
  • births in a Chaos that had neither earth nor water but only mist and
  • sky.
  • CHAPTER VI. HOW WAR CAME TO NEW YORK
  • 1
  • The City of New York was in the year of the German attack the largest,
  • richest, in many respects the most splendid, and in some, the wickedest
  • city the world had ever seen. She was the supreme type of the City of
  • the Scientific Commercial Age; she displayed its greatness, its power,
  • its ruthless anarchic enterprise, and its social disorganisation most
  • strikingly and completely. She had long ousted London from her pride of
  • place as the modern Babylon, she was the centre of the world's finance,
  • the world's trade, and the world's pleasure; and men likened her to
  • the apocalyptic cities of the ancient prophets. She sat drinking up the
  • wealth of a continent as Rome once drank the wealth of the Mediterranean
  • and Babylon the wealth of the east. In her streets one found the
  • extremes of magnificence and misery, of civilisation and disorder. In
  • one quarter, palaces of marble, laced and, crowned with light and flame
  • and flowers, towered up into her marvellous twilights beautiful, beyond
  • description; in another, a black and sinister polyglot population
  • sweltered in indescribable congestion in warrens, and excavations beyond
  • the power and knowledge of government. Her vice, her crime, her law
  • alike were inspired by a fierce and terrible energy, and like the great
  • cities of mediaeval Italy, her ways were dark and adventurous with
  • private war.
  • It was the peculiar shape of Manhattan Island, pressed in by arms of the
  • sea on either side, and incapable of comfortable expansion, except along
  • a narrow northward belt, that first gave the New York architects their
  • bias for extreme vertical dimensions. Every need was lavishly supplied
  • them--money, material, labour; only space was restricted. To begin,
  • therefore, they built high perforce. But to do so was to discover a
  • whole new world of architectural beauty, of exquisite ascendant lines,
  • and long after the central congestion had been relieved by tunnels
  • under the sea, four colossal bridges over the east river, and a dozen
  • mono-rail cables east and west, the upward growth went on. In many ways
  • New York and her gorgeous plutocracy repeated Venice in the magnificence
  • of her architecture, painting, metal-work and sculpture, for example,
  • in the grim intensity of her political method, in her maritime and
  • commercial ascendancy. But she repeated no previous state at all in the
  • lax disorder of her internal administration, a laxity that made vast
  • sections of her area lawless beyond precedent, so that it was possible
  • for whole districts to be impassable, while civil war raged between
  • street and street, and for Alsatias to exist in her midst in which the
  • official police never set foot. She was an ethnic whirlpool. The flags
  • of all nations flew in her harbour, and at the climax, the yearly
  • coming and going overseas numbered together upwards of two million human
  • beings. To Europe she was America, to America she was the gateway of
  • the world. But to tell the story of New York would be to write a social
  • history of the world; saints and martyrs, dreamers and scoundrels, the
  • traditions of a thousand races and a thousand religions, went to her
  • making and throbbed and jostled in her streets. And over all that
  • torrential confusion of men and purposes fluttered that strange flag,
  • the stars and stripes, that meant at once the noblest thing in life,
  • and the least noble, that is to say, Liberty on the one hand, and on
  • the other the base jealousy the individual self-seeker feels towards the
  • common purpose of the State.
  • For many generations New York had taken no heed of war, save as a thing
  • that happened far away, that affected prices and supplied the newspapers
  • with exciting headlines and pictures. The New Yorkers felt perhaps even
  • more certainly than the English had done that war in their own land
  • was an impossible thing. In that they shared the delusion of all North
  • America. They felt as secure as spectators at a bullfight; they risked
  • their money perhaps on the result, but that was all. And such ideas of
  • war as the common Americans possessed were derived from the limited,
  • picturesque, adventurous war of the past. They saw war as they saw
  • history, through an iridescent mist, deodorised, scented indeed, with
  • all its essential cruelties tactfully hidden away. They were inclined to
  • regret it as something ennobling, to sigh that it could no longer come
  • into their own private experience. They read with interest, if not with
  • avidity, of their new guns, of their immense and still more immense
  • ironclads, of their incredible and still more incredible explosives, but
  • just what these tremendous engines of destruction might mean for their
  • personal lives never entered their heads. They did not, so far as one
  • can judge from their contemporary literature, think that they meant
  • anything to their personal lives at all. They thought America was safe
  • amidst all this piling up of explosives. They cheered the flag by habit
  • and tradition, they despised other nations, and whenever there was an
  • international difficulty they were intensely patriotic, that is to
  • say, they were ardently against any native politician who did not say,
  • threaten, and do harsh and uncompromising things to the antagonist
  • people. They were spirited to Asia, spirited to Germany, so spirited to
  • Great Britain that the international attitude of the mother country to
  • her great daughter was constantly compared in contemporary caricature to
  • that between a hen-pecked husband and a vicious young wife. And for the
  • rest, they all went about their business and pleasure as if war had died
  • out with the megatherium....
  • And then suddenly, into a world peacefully busied for the most part upon
  • armaments and the perfection of explosives, war came; came the shock of
  • realising that the guns were going off, that the masses of inflammable
  • material all over the world were at last ablaze.
  • 2
  • The immediate effect upon New York of the sudden onset of war was merely
  • to intensify her normal vehemence.
  • The newspapers and magazines that fed the American mind--for books upon
  • this impatient continent had become simply material for the energy
  • of collectors--were instantly a coruscation of war pictures and of
  • headlines that rose like rockets and burst like shells. To the normal
  • high-strung energy of New York streets was added a touch of war-fever.
  • Great crowds assembled, more especially in the dinner hour, in Madison
  • Square about the Farragut monument, to listen to and cheer patriotic
  • speeches, and a veritable epidemic of little flags and buttons swept
  • through these great torrents of swiftly moving young people, who poured
  • into New York of a morning by car and mono-rail and subway and train,
  • to toil, and ebb home again between the hours of five and seven. It was
  • dangerous not to wear a war button. The splendid music-halls of the time
  • sank every topic in patriotism and evolved scenes of wild enthusiasm,
  • strong men wept at the sight of the national banner sustained by the
  • whole strength of the ballet, and special searchlights and illuminations
  • amazed the watching angels. The churches re-echoed the national
  • enthusiasm in graver key and slower measure, and the aerial and naval
  • preparations on the East River were greatly incommoded by the multitude
  • of excursion steamers which thronged, helpfully cheering, about them.
  • The trade in small-arms was enormously stimulated, and many overwrought
  • citizens found an immediate relief for their emotions in letting off
  • fireworks of a more or less heroic, dangerous, and national character
  • in the public streets. Small children's air-balloons of the latest model
  • attached to string became a serious check to the pedestrian in Central
  • Park. And amidst scenes of indescribable emotion the Albany legislature
  • in permanent session, and with a generous suspension of rules and
  • precedents, passed through both Houses the long-disputed Bill for
  • universal military service in New York State.
  • Critics of the American character are disposed to consider--that up
  • to the actual impact of the German attack the people of New York dealt
  • altogether too much with the war as if it was a political demonstration.
  • Little or no damage, they urge, was done to either the German or
  • Japanese forces by the wearing of buttons, the waving of small flags,
  • the fireworks, or the songs. They forgot that, under the conditions of
  • warfare a century of science had brought about, the non-military section
  • of the population could do no serious damage in any form to their
  • enemies, and that there was no reason, therefore, why they should not do
  • as they did. The balance of military efficiency was shifting back from
  • the many to the few, from the common to the specialised.
  • The days when the emotional infantryman decided battles had passed by
  • for ever. War had become a matter of apparatus of special training
  • and skill of the most intricate kind. It had become undemocratic. And
  • whatever the value of the popular excitement, there can be no denying
  • that the small regular establishment of the United States Government,
  • confronted by this totally unexpected emergency of an armed invasion
  • from Europe, acted with vigour, science, and imagination. They were
  • taken by surprise so far as the diplomatic situation was concerned,
  • and their equipment for building either navigables or aeroplanes was
  • contemptible in comparison with the huge German parks. Still they set to
  • work at once to prove to the world that the spirit that had created the
  • Monitor and the Southern submarines of 1864 was not dead. The chief of
  • the aeronautic establishment near West Point was Cabot Sinclair, and
  • he allowed himself but one single moment of the posturing that was so
  • universal in that democratic time. “We have chosen our epitaphs,”
  • he said to a reporter, “and we are going to have, 'They did all they
  • could.' Now run away!”
  • The curious thing is that they did all do all they could; there is no
  • exception known. Their only defect indeed was a defect of style. One of
  • the most striking facts historically about this war, and the one that
  • makes the complete separation that had arisen between the methods
  • of warfare and the necessity of democratic support, is the effectual
  • secrecy of the Washington authorities about their airships. They did
  • not bother to confide a single fact of their preparations to the public.
  • They did not even condescend to talk to Congress. They burked and
  • suppressed every inquiry. The war was fought by the President and the
  • Secretaries of State in an entirely autocratic manner. Such publicity as
  • they sought was merely to anticipate and prevent inconvenient agitation
  • to defend particular points. They realised that the chief danger in
  • aerial warfare from an excitable and intelligent public would be a
  • clamour for local airships and aeroplanes to defend local interests.
  • This, with such resources as they possessed, might lead to a fatal
  • division and distribution of the national forces. Particularly they
  • feared that they might be forced into a premature action to defend
  • New York. They realised with prophetic insight that this would be the
  • particular advantage the Germans would seek. So they took great pains
  • to direct the popular mind towards defensive artillery, and to divert it
  • from any thought of aerial battle. Their real preparations they masked
  • beneath ostensible ones. There was at Washington a large reserve of
  • naval guns, and these were distributed rapidly, conspicuously, and with
  • much press attention, among the Eastern cities. They were mounted for
  • the most part upon hills and prominent crests around the threatened
  • centres of population. They were mounted upon rough adaptations of the
  • Doan swivel, which at that time gave the maximum vertical range to a
  • heavy gun. Much of this artillery was still unmounted, and nearly all of
  • it was unprotected when the German air-fleet reached New York. And down
  • in the crowded streets, when that occurred, the readers of the New
  • York papers were regaling themselves with wonderful and wonderfully
  • illustrated accounts of such matters as:--
  • THE SECRET OF THE THUNDERBOLT
  • AGED SCIENTIST PERFECTS ELECTRIC GUN
  • TO ELECTROCUTE AIRSHIP CREWS BY UPWARD LIGHTNING
  • WASHINGTON ORDERS FIVE HUNDRED
  • WAR SECRETARY LODGE DELIGHTED
  • SAYS THEY WILL SUIT THE GERMANS DOWN TO THE GROUND
  • PRESIDENT PUBLICLY APPLAUDS THIS MERRY QUIP
  • 3
  • The German fleet reached New York in advance of the news of the American
  • naval disaster. It reached New York in the late afternoon and was first
  • seen by watchers at Ocean Grove and Long Branch coming swiftly out of
  • the southward sea and going away to the northwest. The flagship passed
  • almost vertically over the Sandy Hook observation station, rising
  • rapidly as it did so, and in a few minutes all New York was vibrating to
  • the Staten Island guns.
  • Several of these guns, and especially that at Giffords and the one on
  • Beacon Hill above Matawan, were remarkably well handled. The former, at
  • a distance of five miles, and with an elevation of six thousand feet,
  • sent a shell to burst so close to the Vaterland that a pane of the
  • Prince's forward window was smashed by a fragment. This sudden explosion
  • made Bert tuck in his head with the celerity of a startled tortoise. The
  • whole air-fleet immediately went up steeply to a height of about twelve
  • thousand feet and at that level passed unscathed over the ineffectual
  • guns. The airships lined out as they moved forward into the form of a
  • flattened V, with its apex towards the city, and with the flagship going
  • highest at the apex. The two ends of the V passed over Plumfield and
  • Jamaica Bay, respectively, and the Prince directed his course a little
  • to the east of the Narrows, soared over Upper Bay, and came to rest
  • over Jersey City in a position that dominated lower New York. There
  • the monsters hung, large and wonderful in the evening light, serenely
  • regardless of the occasional rocket explosions and flashing shell-bursts
  • in the lower air.
  • It was a pause of mutual inspection. For a time naive humanity swamped
  • the conventions of warfare altogether; the interest of the millions
  • below and of the thousands above alike was spectacular. The evening was
  • unexpectedly fine--only a few thin level bands of clouds at seven or
  • eight thousand feet broke its luminous clarity. The wind had dropped; it
  • was an evening infinitely peaceful and still. The heavy concussions of
  • the distant guns and those incidental harmless pyrotechnics at the level
  • of the clouds seemed to have as little to do with killing and force,
  • terror and submission, as a salute at a naval review. Below, every
  • point of vantage bristled with spectators, the roofs of the towering
  • buildings, the public squares, the active ferry boats, and every
  • favourable street intersection had its crowds: all the river piers
  • were dense with people, the Battery Park was solid black with east-side
  • population, and every position of advantage in Central Park and along
  • Riverside Drive had its peculiar and characteristic assembly from the
  • adjacent streets. The footways of the great bridges over the East River
  • were also closely packed and blocked. Everywhere shopkeepers had left
  • their shops, men their work, and women and children their homes, to come
  • out and see the marvel.
  • “It beat,” they declared, “the newspapers.”
  • And from above, many of the occupants of the airships stared with an
  • equal curiosity. No city in the world was ever so finely placed as New
  • York, so magnificently cut up by sea and bluff and river, so admirably
  • disposed to display the tall effects of buildings, the complex
  • immensities of bridges and mono-railways and feats of engineering.
  • London, Paris, Berlin, were shapeless, low agglomerations beside it. Its
  • port reached to its heart like Venice, and, like Venice, it was obvious,
  • dramatic, and proud. Seen from above it was alive with crawling
  • trains and cars, and at a thousand points it was already breaking into
  • quivering light. New York was altogether at its best that evening, its
  • splendid best.
  • “Gaw! What a place!” said Bert.
  • It was so great, and in its collective effect so pacifically
  • magnificent, that to make war upon it seemed incongruous beyond measure,
  • like laying siege to the National Gallery or attacking respectable
  • people in an hotel dining-room with battle-axe and mail. It was in its
  • entirety so large, so complex, so delicately immense, that to bring it
  • to the issue of warfare was like driving a crowbar into the mechanism
  • of a clock. And the fish-like shoal of great airships hovering light
  • and sunlit above, filling the sky, seemed equally remote from the ugly
  • forcefulness of war. To Kurt, to Smallways, to I know not how many more
  • of the people in the air-fleet came the distinctest apprehension of
  • these incompatibilities. But in the head of the Prince Karl Albert were
  • the vapours of romance: he was a conqueror, and this was the enemy's
  • city. The greater the city, the greater the triumph. No doubt he had a
  • time of tremendous exultation and sensed beyond all precedent the sense
  • of power that night.
  • There came an end at last to that pause. Some wireless communications
  • had failed of a satisfactory ending, and fleet and city remembered they
  • were hostile powers. “Look!” cried the multitude; “look!”
  • “What are they doing?”
  • “What?”... Down through the twilight sank five attacking airships, one
  • to the Navy Yard on East River, one to City Hall, two over the great
  • business buildings of Wall Street and Lower Broadway, one to the
  • Brooklyn Bridge, dropping from among their fellows through the danger
  • zone from the distant guns smoothly and rapidly to a safe proximity to
  • the city masses. At that descent all the cars in the streets stopped
  • with dramatic suddenness, and all the lights that had been coming on in
  • the streets and houses went out again. For the City Hall had awakened
  • and was conferring by telephone with the Federal command and taking
  • measures for defence. The City Hall was asking for airships, refusing to
  • surrender as Washington advised, and developing into a centre of intense
  • emotion, of hectic activity. Everywhere and hastily the police began to
  • clear the assembled crowds. “Go to your homes,” they said; and the word
  • was passed from mouth to mouth, “There's going to be trouble.” A chill
  • of apprehension ran through the city, and men hurrying in the unwonted
  • darkness across City Hall Park and Union Square came upon the dim forms
  • of soldiers and guns, and were challenged and sent back. In half an
  • hour New York had passed from serene sunset and gaping admiration to a
  • troubled and threatening twilight.
  • The first loss of life occurred in the panic rush from Brooklyn Bridge
  • as the airship approached it. With the cessation of the traffic an
  • unusual stillness came upon New York, and the disturbing concussions of
  • the futile defending guns on the hills about grew more and more audible.
  • At last these ceased also. A pause of further negotiation followed.
  • People sat in darkness, sought counsel from telephones that were dumb.
  • Then into the expectant hush came a great crash and uproar, the breaking
  • down of the Brooklyn Bridge, the rifle fire from the Navy Yard, and the
  • bursting of bombs in Wall Street and the City Hall. New York as a whole
  • could do nothing, could understand nothing. New York in the darkness
  • peered and listened to these distant sounds until presently they died
  • away as suddenly as they had begun. “What could be happening?” They
  • asked it in vain.
  • A long, vague period intervened, and people looking out of the windows
  • of upper rooms discovered the dark hulls of German airships, gliding
  • slowly and noiselessly, quite close at hand. Then quietly the electric
  • lights came on again, and an uproar of nocturnal newsvendors began in
  • the streets.
  • The units of that vast and varied population bought and learnt what
  • had happened; there had been a fight and New York had hoisted the white
  • flag.
  • 4
  • The lamentable incidents that followed the surrender of New York seem
  • now in the retrospect to be but the necessary and inevitable consequence
  • of the clash of modern appliances and social conditions produced by
  • the scientific century on the one hand, and the tradition of a crude,
  • romantic patriotism on the other. At first people received the fact
  • with an irresponsible detachment, much as they would have received the
  • slowing down of the train in which they were travelling or the erection
  • of a public monument by the city to which they belonged.
  • “We have surrendered. Dear me! HAVE we?” was rather the manner in which
  • the first news was met. They took it in the same spectacular spirit they
  • had displayed at the first apparition of the air-fleet. Only slowly was
  • this realisation of a capitulation suffused with the flush of passion,
  • only with reflection did they make any personal application. “WE have
  • surrendered!” came later; “in us America is defeated.” Then they began
  • to burn and tingle.
  • The newspapers, which were issued about one in the morning contained no
  • particulars of the terms upon which New York had yielded--nor did
  • they give any intimation of the quality of the brief conflict that had
  • preceded the capitulation. The later issues remedied these deficiencies.
  • There came the explicit statement of the agreement to victual the
  • German airships, to supply the complement of explosives to replace
  • those employed in the fight and in the destruction of the North Atlantic
  • fleet, to pay the enormous ransom of forty million dollars, and to
  • surrender the flotilla in the East River. There came, too, longer and longer
  • descriptions of the smashing up of the City Hall and the Navy Yard, and
  • people began to realise faintly what those brief minutes of uproar had
  • meant. They read the tale of men blown to bits, of futile soldiers
  • in that localised battle fighting against hope amidst an indescribable
  • wreckage, of flags hauled down by weeping men. And these strange
  • nocturnal editions contained also the first brief cables from Europe
  • of the fleet disaster, the North Atlantic fleet for which New York had
  • always felt an especial pride and solicitude. Slowly, hour by hour, the
  • collective consciousness woke up, the tide of patriotic astonishment and
  • humiliation came floating in. America had come upon disaster; suddenly
  • New York discovered herself with amazement giving place to wrath
  • unspeakable, a conquered city under the hand of her conqueror.
  • As that fact shaped itself in the public mind, there sprang up, as
  • flames spring up, an angry repudiation. “No!” cried New York, waking in
  • the dawn. “No! I am not defeated. This is a dream.” Before day broke
  • the swift American anger was running through all the city, through every
  • soul in those contagious millions. Before it took action, before it took
  • shape, the men in the airships could feel the gigantic insurgence of
  • emotion, as cattle and natural creatures feel, it is said, the coming
  • of an earthquake. The newspapers of the Knype group first gave the thing
  • words and a formula. “We do not agree,” they said simply. “We have been
  • betrayed!” Men took that up everywhere, it passed from mouth to mouth,
  • at every street corner under the paling lights of dawn orators stood
  • unchecked, calling upon the spirit of America to arise, making the
  • shame a personal reality to every one who heard. To Bert, listening five
  • hundred feet above, it seemed that the city, which had at first produced
  • only confused noises, was now humming like a hive of bees--of very angry
  • bees.
  • After the smashing of the City Hall and Post-Office, the white flag had
  • been hoisted from a tower of the old Park Row building, and thither had
  • gone Mayor O'Hagen, urged thither indeed by the terror-stricken property
  • owners of lower New York, to negotiate the capitulation with Von
  • Winterfeld. The Vaterland, having dropped the secretary by a rope
  • ladder, remained hovering, circling very slowly above the great
  • buildings, old and new, that clustered round City Hall Park, while the
  • Helmholz, which had done the fighting there, rose overhead to a height
  • of perhaps two thousand feet. So Bert had a near view of all that
  • occurred in that central place. The City Hall and Court House, the
  • Post-Office and a mass of buildings on the west side of Broadway, had
  • been badly damaged, and the three former were a heap of blackened ruins.
  • In the case of the first two the loss of life had not been considerable,
  • but a great multitude of workers, including many girls and women, had
  • been caught in the destruction of the Post-Office, and a little army of
  • volunteers with white badges entered behind the firemen, bringing out
  • the often still living bodies, for the most part frightfully charred,
  • and carrying them into the big Monson building close at hand. Everywhere
  • the busy firemen were directing their bright streams of water upon the
  • smouldering masses: their hose lay about the square, and long cordons of
  • police held back the gathering black masses of people, chiefly from the
  • east side, from these central activities.
  • In violent and extraordinary contrast with this scene of destruction,
  • close at hand were the huge newspaper establishments of Park Row. They
  • were all alight and working; they had not been abandoned even while
  • the actual bomb throwing was going on, and now staff and presses were
  • vehemently active, getting out the story, the immense and dreadful story
  • of the night, developing comment and, in most cases, spreading the idea
  • of resistance under the very noses of the airships. For a long time Bert
  • could not imagine what these callously active offices could be, then he
  • detected the noise of the presses and emitted his “Gaw!”
  • Beyond these newspaper buildings again, and partially hidden by the
  • arches of the old Elevated Railway of New York (long since converted
  • into a mono-rail), there was another cordon of police and a sort of
  • encampment of ambulances and doctors, busy with the dead and wounded who
  • had been killed early in the night by the panic upon Brooklyn Bridge.
  • All this he saw in the perspectives of a bird's-eye view, as things
  • happening in a big, irregular-shaped pit below him, between cliffs of
  • high building. Northward he looked along the steep canon of Broadway,
  • down whose length at intervals crowds were assembling about excited
  • speakers; and when he lifted his eyes he saw the chimneys and
  • cable-stacks and roof spaces of New York, and everywhere now over these
  • the watching, debating people clustered, except where the fires raged
  • and the jets of water flew. Everywhere, too, were flagstaffs devoid of
  • flags; one white sheet drooped and flapped and drooped again over the
  • Park Row buildings. And upon the lurid lights, the festering movement
  • and intense shadows of this strange scene, there was breaking now the
  • cold, impartial dawn.
  • For Bert Smallways all this was framed in the frame of the open
  • porthole. It was a pale, dim world outside that dark and tangible
  • rim. All night he had clutched at that rim, jumped and quivered at
  • explosions, and watched phantom events. Now he had been high and now
  • low; now almost beyond hearing, now flying close to crashings and shouts
  • and outcries. He had seen airships flying low and swift over darkened
  • and groaning streets; watched great buildings, suddenly red-lit amidst
  • the shadows, crumple at the smashing impact of bombs; witnessed for
  • the first time in his life the grotesque, swift onset of insatiable
  • conflagrations. From it all he felt detached, disembodied. The Vaterland
  • did not even fling a bomb; she watched and ruled. Then down they had
  • come at last to hover over City Hall Park, and it had crept in upon his
  • mind, chillingly, terrifyingly, that these illuminated black masses
  • were great offices afire, and that the going to and fro of minute, dim
  • spectres of lantern-lit grey and white was a harvesting of the wounded
  • and the dead. As the light grew clearer he began to understand more and
  • more what these crumpled black things signified....
  • He had watched hour after hour since first New York had risen out of the
  • blue indistinctness of the landfall. With the daylight he experienced an
  • intolerable fatigue.
  • He lifted weary eyes to the pink flush in the sky, yawned immensely, and
  • crawled back whispering to himself across the cabin to the locker. He
  • did not so much lie down upon that as fall upon it and instantly become
  • asleep.
  • There, hours after, sprawling undignified and sleeping profoundly,
  • Kurt found him, a very image of the democratic mind confronted with the
  • problems of a time too complex for its apprehension. His face was
  • pale and indifferent, his mouth wide open, and he snored. He snored
  • disagreeably.
  • Kurt regarded him for a moment with a mild distaste. Then he kicked his
  • ankle.
  • “Wake up,” he said to Smallways' stare, “and lie down decent.”
  • Bert sat up and rubbed his eyes.
  • “Any more fightin' yet?” he asked.
  • “No,” said Kurt, and sat down, a tired man.
  • “Gott!” he cried presently, rubbing his hands over his face, “but
  • I'd like a cold bath! I've been looking for stray bullet holes in the
  • air-chambers all night until now.” He yawned. “I must sleep. You'd
  • better clear out, Smallways. I can't stand you here this morning. You're
  • so infernally ugly and useless. Have you had your rations? No! Well, go
  • in and get 'em, and don't come back. Stick in the gallery....”
  • 5
  • So Bert, slightly refreshed by coffee and sleep, resumed his helpless
  • co-operation in the War in the Air. He went down into the little gallery
  • as the lieutenant had directed, and clung to the rail at the extreme end
  • beyond the look-out man, trying to seem as inconspicuous and harmless a
  • fragment of life as possible.
  • A wind was rising rather strongly from the south-east. It obliged the
  • Vaterland to come about in that direction, and made her roll a
  • great deal as she went to and fro over Manhattan Island. Away in the
  • north-west clouds gathered. The throb-throb of her slow screw working
  • against the breeze was much more perceptible than when she was going
  • full speed ahead; and the friction of the wind against the underside of
  • the gas-chamber drove a series of shallow ripples along it and made
  • a faint flapping sound like, but fainter than, the beating of ripples
  • under the stem of a boat. She was stationed over the temporary City Hall
  • in the Park Row building, and every now and then she would descend
  • to resume communication with the mayor and with Washington. But the
  • restlessness of the Prince would not suffer him to remain for long in
  • any one place. Now he would circle over the Hudson and East River; now
  • he would go up high, as if to peer away into the blue distances; once he
  • ascended so swiftly and so far that mountain sickness overtook him and
  • the crew and forced him down again; and Bert shared the dizziness and
  • nausea.
  • The swaying view varied with these changes of altitude. Now they would
  • be low and close, and he would distinguish in that steep, unusual
  • perspective, windows, doors, street and sky signs, people and the
  • minutest details, and watch the enigmatical behaviour of crowds and
  • clusters upon the roofs and in the streets; then as they soared the
  • details would shrink, the sides of streets draw together, the view
  • widen, the people cease to be significant. At the highest the effect
  • was that of a concave relief map; Bert saw the dark and crowded land
  • everywhere intersected by shining waters, saw the Hudson River like a
  • spear of silver, and Lower Island Sound like a shield. Even to Bert's
  • unphilosophical mind the contrast of city below and fleet above pointed
  • an opposition, the opposition of the adventurous American's tradition
  • and character with German order and discipline. Below, the immense
  • buildings, tremendous and fine as they were, seemed like the giant trees
  • of a jungle fighting for life; their picturesque magnificence was as
  • planless as the chances of crag and gorge, their casualty enhanced by
  • the smoke and confusion of still unsubdued and spreading conflagrations.
  • In the sky soared the German airships like beings in a different,
  • entirely more orderly world, all oriented to the same angle of the
  • horizon, uniform in build and appearance, moving accurately with one
  • purpose as a pack of wolves will move, distributed with the most precise
  • and effectual co-operation.
  • It dawned upon Bert that hardly a third of the fleet was visible. The
  • others had gone upon errands he could not imagine, beyond the compass of
  • that great circle of earth and sky. He wondered, but there was no one to
  • ask. As the day wore on, about a dozen reappeared in the east with
  • their stores replenished from the flotilla and towing a number of
  • drachenflieger. Towards afternoon the weather thickened, driving clouds
  • appeared in the south-west and ran together and seemed to engender more
  • clouds, and the wind came round into that quarter and blew stronger.
  • Towards the evening the wind became a gale into which the now tossing
  • airships had to beat.
  • All that day the Prince was negotiating with Washington, while his
  • detached scouts sought far and wide over the Eastern States looking for
  • anything resembling an aeronautic park. A squadron of twenty airships
  • detached overnight had dropped out of the air upon Niagara and was
  • holding the town and power works.
  • Meanwhile the insurrectionary movement in the giant city grew
  • uncontrollable. In spite of five great fires already involving many
  • acres, and spreading steadily, New York was still not satisfied that she
  • was beaten.
  • At first the rebellious spirit below found vent only in isolated shouts,
  • street-crowd speeches, and newspaper suggestions; then it found much
  • more definite expression in the appearance in the morning sunlight of
  • American flags at point after point above the architectural cliffs of
  • the city. It is quite possible that in many cases this spirited display
  • of bunting by a city already surrendered was the outcome of the innocent
  • informality of the American mind, but it is also undeniable that in many
  • it was a deliberate indication that the people “felt wicked.”
  • The German sense of correctitude was deeply shocked by this outbreak.
  • The Graf von Winterfeld immediately communicated with the mayor, and
  • pointed out the irregularity, and the fire look-out stations were
  • instructed in the matter. The New York police was speedily hard at
  • work, and a foolish contest in full swing between impassioned citizens
  • resolved to keep the flag flying, and irritated and worried officers
  • instructed to pull it down.
  • The trouble became acute at last in the streets above Columbia
  • University. The captain of the airship watching this quarter seems to
  • have stooped to lasso and drag from its staff a flag hoisted upon Morgan
  • Hall. As he did so a volley of rifle and revolver shots was fired from
  • the upper windows of the huge apartment building that stands between the
  • University and Riverside Drive.
  • Most of these were ineffectual, but two or three perforated
  • gas-chambers, and one smashed the hand and arm of a man upon the forward
  • platform; The sentinel on the lower gallery immediately replied, and the
  • machine gun on the shield of the eagle let fly and promptly stopped
  • any further shots. The airship rose and signalled the flagship and City
  • Hall, police and militiamen were directed at once to the spot, and this
  • particular incident closed.
  • But hard upon that came the desperate attempt of a party of young
  • clubmen from New York, who, inspired by patriotic and adventurous
  • imaginations, slipped off in half a dozen motor-cars to Beacon Hill, and
  • set to work with remarkable vigour to improvise a fort about the Doan
  • swivel gun that had been placed there. They found it still in the hands
  • of the disgusted gunners, who had been ordered to cease fire at the
  • capitulation, and it was easy to infect these men with their own spirit.
  • They declared their gun hadn't had half a chance, and were burning to
  • show what it could do. Directed by the newcomers, they made a trench
  • and bank about the mounting of the piece, and constructed flimsy
  • shelter-pits of corrugated iron.
  • They were actually loading the gun when they were observed by the
  • airship Preussen and the shell they succeeded in firing before the bombs
  • of the latter smashed them and their crude defences to fragments, burst
  • over the middle gas-chambers of the Bingen, and brought her to earth,
  • disabled, upon Staten Island. She was badly deflated, and dropped among
  • trees, over which her empty central gas-bags spread in canopies and
  • festoons. Nothing, however, had caught fire, and her men were speedily
  • at work upon her repair. They behaved with a confidence that verged upon
  • indiscretion. While most of them commenced patching the tears of the
  • membrane, half a dozen of them started off for the nearest road in
  • search of a gas main, and presently found themselves prisoners in
  • the hands of a hostile crowd. Close at hand was a number of villa
  • residences, whose occupants speedily developed from an unfriendly
  • curiosity to aggression. At that time the police control of the large
  • polyglot population of Staten Island had become very lax, and scarcely
  • a household but had its rifle or pistols and ammunition. These were
  • presently produced, and after two or three misses, one of the men at
  • work was hit in the foot. Thereupon the Germans left their sewing and
  • mending, took cover among the trees, and replied.
  • The crackling of shots speedily brought the Preussen and Kiel on the
  • scene, and with a few hand grenades they made short work of every
  • villa within a mile. A number of non-combatant American men, women, and
  • children were killed and the actual assailants driven off. For a time
  • the repairs went on in peace under the immediate protection of these
  • two airships. Then when they returned to their quarters, an intermittent
  • sniping and fighting round the stranded Bingen was resumed, and went
  • on all the afternoon, and merged at last in the general combat of the
  • evening....
  • About eight the Bingen was rushed by an armed mob, and all its defenders
  • killed after a fierce, disorderly struggle.
  • The difficulty of the Germans in both these cases came from the
  • impossibility of landing any efficient force or, indeed, any force at
  • all from the air-fleet. The airships were quite unequal to the transport
  • of any adequate landing parties; their complement of men was just
  • sufficient to manoeuvre and fight them in the air. From above they could
  • inflict immense damage; they could reduce any organised Government to a
  • capitulation in the briefest space, but they could not disarm, much less
  • could they occupy, the surrendered areas below. They had to trust to
  • the pressure upon the authorities below of a threat to renew the
  • bombardment. It was their sole resource. No doubt, with a
  • highly organised and undamaged Government and a homogeneous and
  • well-disciplined people that would have sufficed to keep the peace. But
  • this was not the American case. Not only was the New York Government a
  • weak one and insufficiently provided with police, but the destruction of
  • the City Hall and Post-Office and other central ganglia had hopelessly
  • disorganised the co-operation of part with part. The street cars and
  • railways had ceased; the telephone service was out of gear and only
  • worked intermittently. The Germans had struck at the head, and the head
  • was conquered and stunned--only to release the body from its rule. New
  • York had become a headless monster, no longer capable of collective
  • submission. Everywhere it lifted itself rebelliously; everywhere
  • authorities and officials left to their own imitative were joining in
  • the arming and flag-hoisting and excitement of that afternoon.
  • 6
  • The disintegrating truce gave place to a definite general breach with
  • the assassination of the Wetterhorn--for that is the only possible word
  • for the act--above Union Square, and not a mile away from the exemplary
  • ruins of City Hall. This occurred late in the afternoon, between five
  • and six. By that time the weather had changed very much for the worse,
  • and the operations of the airships were embarrassed by the necessity
  • they were under of keeping head on to the gusts. A series of squalls,
  • with hail and thunder, followed one another from the south by
  • south-east, and in order to avoid these as much as possible, the
  • air-fleet came low over the houses, diminishing its range of observation
  • and exposing itself to a rifle attack.
  • Overnight there had been a gun placed in Union Square. It had never been
  • mounted, much less fired, and in the darkness after the surrender it was
  • taken with its supplies and put out of the way under the arches of the
  • great Dexter building. Here late in the morning it was remarked by a
  • number of patriotic spirits. They set to work to hoist and mount it
  • inside the upper floors of the place. They made, in fact, a masked
  • battery behind the decorous office blinds, and there lay in wait as
  • simply excited as children until at last the stem of the luckless
  • Wetterhorn appeared, beating and rolling at quarter speed over the
  • recently reconstructed pinnacles of Tiffany's. Promptly that one-gun
  • battery unmasked. The airship's look-out man must have seen the whole
  • of the tenth story of the Dexter building crumble out and smash in the
  • street below to discover the black muzzle looking out from the shadows
  • behind. Then perhaps the shell hit him.
  • The gun fired two shells before the frame of the Dexter building
  • collapsed, and each shell raked the Wetterhorn from stem to stern.
  • They smashed her exhaustively. She crumpled up like a can that has been
  • kicked by a heavy boot, her forepart came down in the square, and the
  • rest of her length, with a great snapping and twisting of shafts and
  • stays, descended, collapsing athwart Tammany Hall and the streets
  • towards Second Avenue. Her gas escaped to mix with air, and the air of
  • her rent balloonette poured into her deflating gas-chambers. Then with
  • an immense impact she exploded....
  • The Vaterland at that time was beating up to the south of City Hall
  • from over the ruins of the Brooklyn Bridge, and the reports of the gun,
  • followed by the first crashes of the collapsing Dexter building, brought
  • Kurt and, Smallways to the cabin porthole. They were in time to see the
  • flash of the exploding gun, and then they were first flattened against
  • the window and then rolled head over heels across the floor of the cabin
  • by the air wave of the explosion. The Vaterland bounded like a football
  • some one has kicked and when they looked out again, Union Square was
  • small and remote and shattered, as though some cosmically vast giant had
  • rolled over it. The buildings to the east of it were ablaze at a dozen
  • points, under the flaming tatters and warping skeleton of the airship,
  • and all the roofs and walls were ridiculously askew and crumbling as one
  • looked. “Gaw!” said Bert. “What's happened? Look at the people!”
  • But before Kurt could produce an explanation, the shrill bells of the
  • airship were ringing to quarters, and he had to go. Bert hesitated and
  • stepped thoughtfully into the passage, looking back at the window as
  • he did so. He was knocked off his feet at once by the Prince, who was
  • rushing headlong from his cabin to the central magazine.
  • Bert had a momentary impression of the great figure of the Prince, white
  • with rage, bristling with gigantic anger, his huge fist swinging. “Blut
  • und Eisen!” cried the Prince, as one who swears. “Oh! Blut und Eisen!”
  • Some one fell over Bert--something in the manner of falling suggested
  • Von Winterfeld--and some one else paused and kicked him spitefully and
  • hard. Then he was sitting up in the passage, rubbing a freshly bruised
  • cheek and readjusting the bandage he still wore on his head. “Dem that
  • Prince,” said Bert, indignant beyond measure. “'E 'asn't the menners of
  • a 'og!”
  • He stood up, collected his wits for a minute, and then went slowly
  • towards the gangway of the little gallery. As he did so he heard noises
  • suggestive of the return of the Prince. The lot of them were coming back
  • again. He shot into his cabin like a rabbit into its burrow, just in
  • time to escape that shouting terror.
  • He shut the door, waited until the passage was still, then went across
  • to the window and looked out. A drift of cloud made the prospect of
  • the streets and squares hazy, and the rolling of the airship swung the
  • picture up and down. A few people were running to and fro, but for the
  • most part the aspect of the district was desertion. The streets seemed
  • to broaden out, they became clearer, and the little dots that were
  • people larger as the Vaterland came down again. Presently she was
  • swaying along above the lower end of Broadway. The dots below, Bert saw,
  • were not running now, but standing and looking up. Then suddenly they
  • were all running again.
  • Something had dropped from the aeroplane, something that looked small
  • and flimsy. It hit the pavement near a big archway just underneath Bert.
  • A little man was sprinting along the sidewalk within half a dozen yards,
  • and two or three others and one woman were bolting across the roadway.
  • They were odd little figures, so very small were they about the heads,
  • so very active about the elbows and legs. It was really funny to see
  • their legs going. Foreshortened, humanity has no dignity. The little man
  • on the pavement jumped comically--no doubt with terror, as the bomb fell
  • beside him.
  • Then blinding flames squirted out in all directions from the point of
  • impact, and the little man who had jumped became, for an instant, a
  • flash of fire and vanished--vanished absolutely. The people running out
  • into the road took preposterous clumsy leaps, then flopped down and lay
  • still, with their torn clothes smouldering into flame. Then pieces of
  • the archway began to drop, and the lower masonry of the building to fall
  • in with the rumbling sound of coals being shot into a cellar. A faint
  • screaming reached Bert, and then a crowd of people ran out into the
  • street, one man limping and gesticulating awkwardly. He halted, and went
  • back towards the building. A falling mass of brick-work hit him and sent
  • him sprawling to lie still and crumpled where he fell. Dust and black
  • smoke came pouring into the street, and were presently shot with red
  • flame....
  • In this manner the massacre of New York began. She was the first of the
  • great cities of the Scientific Age to suffer by the enormous powers
  • and grotesque limitations of aerial warfare. She was wrecked as in the
  • previous century endless barbaric cities had been bombarded, because she
  • was at once too strong to be occupied and too undisciplined and proud to
  • surrender in order to escape destruction. Given the circumstances, the
  • thing had to be done. It was impossible for the Prince to desist, and
  • own himself defeated, and it was impossible to subdue the city except
  • by largely destroying it. The catastrophe was the logical outcome of
  • the situation, created by the application of science to warfare. It
  • was unavoidable that great cities should be destroyed. In spite of his
  • intense exasperation with his dilemma, the Prince sought to be moderate
  • even in massacre. He tried to give a memorable lesson with the minimum
  • waste of life and the minimum expenditure of explosives. For that night
  • he proposed only the wrecking of Broadway. He directed the air-fleet to
  • move in column over the route of this thoroughfare, dropping bombs, the
  • Vaterland leading. And so our Bert Smallways became a participant in one
  • of the most cold-blooded slaughters in the world's history, in which
  • men who were neither excited nor, except for the remotest chance of
  • a bullet, in any danger, poured death and destruction upon homes and
  • crowds below.
  • He clung to the frame of the porthole as the airship tossed and swayed,
  • and stared down through the light rain that now drove before the wind,
  • into the twilight streets, watching people running out of the houses,
  • watching buildings collapse and fires begin. As the airships sailed
  • along they smashed up the city as a child will shatter its cities of
  • brick and card. Below, they left ruins and blazing conflagrations and
  • heaped and scattered dead; men, women, and children mixed together as
  • though they had been no more than Moors, or Zulus, or Chinese. Lower
  • New York was soon a furnace of crimson flames, from which there was no
  • escape. Cars, railways, ferries, all had ceased, and never a light lit
  • the way of the distracted fugitives in that dusky confusion but the
  • light of burning. He had glimpses of what it must mean to be down
  • there--glimpses. And it came to him suddenly as an incredible discovery,
  • that such disasters were not only possible now in this strange,
  • gigantic, foreign New York, but also in London--in Bun Hill! that the
  • little island in the silver seas was at the end of its immunity, that
  • nowhere in the world any more was there a place left where a Smallways
  • might lift his head proudly and vote for war and a spirited foreign
  • policy, and go secure from such horrible things.
  • CHAPTER VII. THE “VATERLAND” IS DISABLED
  • 1
  • And then above the flames of Manhattan Island came a battle, the first
  • battle in the air. The Americans had realised the price their waiting
  • game must cost, and struck with all the strength they had, if haply they
  • might still save New York from this mad Prince of Blood and Iron, and
  • from fire and death.
  • They came down upon the Germans on the wings of a great gale in
  • the twilight, amidst thunder and rain. They came from the yards of
  • Washington and Philadelphia, full tilt in two squadrons, and but for one
  • sentinel airship hard by Trenton, the surprise would have been complete.
  • The Germans, sick and weary with destruction, and half empty of
  • ammunition, were facing up into the weather when the news of this onset
  • reached them. New York they had left behind to the south-eastward, a
  • darkened city with one hideous red scar of flames. All the airships
  • rolled and staggered, bursts of hailstorm bore them down and forced
  • them to fight their way up again; the air had become bitterly cold. The
  • Prince was on the point of issuing orders to drop earthward and trail
  • copper lightning chains when the news of the aeroplane attack came to
  • him. He faced his fleet in line abreast south, had the drachenflieger
  • manned and held ready to cast loose, and ordered a general ascent into
  • the freezing clearness above the wet and darkness.
  • The news of what was imminent came slowly to Bert's perceptions. He was
  • standing in the messroom at the time and the evening rations were being
  • served out. He had resumed Butteridge's coat and gloves, and in addition
  • he had wrapped his blanket about him. He was dipping his bread into his
  • soup and was biting off big mouthfuls. His legs were wide apart, and
  • he leant against the partition in order to steady himself amidst the
  • pitching and oscillation of the airship. The men about him looked tired
  • and depressed; a few talked, but most were sullen and thoughtful,
  • and one or two were air-sick. They all seemed to share the peculiarly
  • outcast feeling that had followed the murders of the evening, a sense
  • of a land beneath them, and an outraged humanity grown more hostile than
  • the Sea.
  • Then the news hit them. A red-faced sturdy man, a man with light
  • eyelashes and a scar, appeared in the doorway and shouted something in
  • German that manifestly startled every one. Bert felt the shock of the
  • altered tone, though he could not understand a word that was said.
  • The announcement was followed by a pause, and then a great outcry of
  • questions and suggestions. Even the air-sick men flushed and spoke.
  • For some minutes the mess-room was Bedlam, and then, as if it were a
  • confirmation of the news, came the shrill ringing of the bells that
  • called the men to their posts.
  • Bert with pantomime suddenness found himself alone.
  • “What's up?” he said, though he partly guessed.
  • He stayed only to gulp down the remainder of his soup, and then ran
  • along the swaying passage and, clutching tightly, down the ladder to
  • the little gallery. The weather hit him like cold water squirted from a
  • hose. The airship engaged in some new feat of atmospheric Jiu-Jitsu. He
  • drew his blanket closer about him, clutching with one straining hand.
  • He found himself tossing in a wet twilight, with nothing to be seen but
  • mist pouring past him. Above him the airship was warm with lights and
  • busy with the movements of men going to their quarters. Then abruptly
  • the lights went out, and the Vaterland with bounds and twists and
  • strange writhings was fighting her way up the air.
  • He had a glimpse, as the Vaterland rolled over, of some large buildings
  • burning close below them, a quivering acanthus of flames, and then he
  • saw indistinctly through the driving weather another airship wallowing
  • along like a porpoise, and also working up. Presently the clouds
  • swallowed her again for a time, and then she came back to sight as a
  • dark and whale-like monster, amidst streaming weather. The air was full
  • of flappings and pipings, of void, gusty shouts and noises; it buffeted
  • him and confused him; ever and again his attention became rigid--a blind
  • and deaf balancing and clutching.
  • “Wow!”
  • Something fell past him out of the vast darknesses above and vanished
  • into the tumults below, going obliquely downward. It was a German
  • drachenflieger. The thing was going so fast he had but an instant
  • apprehension of the dark figure of the aeronaut crouched together
  • clutching at his wheel. It might be a manoeuvre, but it looked like a
  • catastrophe.
  • “Gaw!” said Bert.
  • “Pup-pup-pup” went a gun somewhere in the mirk ahead and suddenly and
  • quite horribly the Vaterland lurched, and Bert and the sentinel were
  • clinging to the rail for dear life. “Bang!” came a vast impact out of
  • the zenith, followed by another huge roll, and all about him the tumbled
  • clouds flashed red and lurid in response to flashes unseen, revealing
  • immense gulfs. The rail went right overhead, and he was hanging loose in
  • the air holding on to it.
  • For a time Bert's whole mind and being was given to clutching. “I'm
  • going into the cabin,” he said, as the airship righted again and brought
  • back the gallery floor to his feet. He began to make his way cautiously
  • towards the ladder. “Whee-wow!” he cried as the whole gallery reared
  • itself up forward, and then plunged down like a desperate horse.
  • Crack! Bang! Bang! Bang! And then hard upon this little rattle of shots
  • and bombs came, all about him, enveloping him, engulfing him,
  • immense and overwhelming, a quivering white blaze of lightning and a
  • thunder-clap that was like the bursting of a world.
  • Just for the instant before that explosion the universe seemed to be
  • standing still in a shadowless glare.
  • It was then he saw the American aeroplane. He saw it in the light of the
  • flash as a thing altogether motionless. Even its screw appeared still,
  • and its men were rigid dolls. (For it was so near he could see the men
  • upon it quite distinctly.) Its stern was tilting down, and the whole
  • machine was heeling over. It was of the Colt-Coburn-Langley pattern,
  • with double up-tilted wings and the screw ahead, and the men were in
  • a boat-like body netted over. From this very light long body, magazine
  • guns projected on either side. One thing that was strikingly odd and
  • wonderful in that moment of revelation was that the left upper wing was
  • burning downward with a reddish, smoky flame. But this was not the most
  • wonderful thing about this apparition. The most wonderful thing was that
  • it and a German airship five hundred yards below were threaded as it
  • were on the lightning flash, which turned out of its path as if to take
  • them, and, that out from the corners and projecting points of its
  • huge wings everywhere, little branching thorn-trees of lightning were
  • streaming.
  • Like a picture Bert saw these things, a picture a little blurred by a
  • thin veil of wind-torn mist.
  • The crash of the thunder-clap followed the flash and seemed a part of
  • it, so that it is hard to say whether Bert was the rather deafened or
  • blinded in that instant.
  • And then darkness, utter darkness, and a heavy report and a thin small
  • sound of voices that went wailing downward into the abyss below.
  • 2
  • There followed upon these things a long, deep swaying of the airship,
  • and then Bert began a struggle to get back to his cabin. He was drenched
  • and cold and terrified beyond measure, and now more than a little
  • air-sick. It seemed to him that the strength had gone out of his knees
  • and hands, and that his feet had become icily slippery over the metal
  • they trod upon. But that was because a thin film of ice had frozen upon
  • the gallery.
  • He never knew how long his ascent of the ladder back into the airship
  • took him, but in his dreams afterwards, when he recalled it, that
  • experience seemed to last for hours. Below, above, around him were
  • gulfs, monstrous gulfs of howling wind and eddies of dark, whirling
  • snowflakes, and he was protected from it all by a little metal grating
  • and a rail, a grating and rail that seemed madly infuriated with him,
  • passionately eager to wrench him off and throw him into the tumult of
  • space.
  • Once he had a fancy that a bullet tore by his ear, and that the clouds
  • and snowflakes were lit by a flash, but he never even turned his head to
  • see what new assailant whirled past them in the void. He wanted to get
  • into the passage! He wanted to get into the passage! He wanted to get
  • into the passage! Would the arm by which he was clinging hold out, or
  • would it give way and snap? A handful of hail smacked him in the face,
  • so that for a time he was breathless and nearly insensible. Hold tight,
  • Bert! He renewed his efforts.
  • He found himself, with an enormous sense of relief and warmth, in the
  • passage. The passage was behaving like a dice-box, its disposition was
  • evidently to rattle him about and then throw him out again. He hung on
  • with the convulsive clutch of instinct until the passage lurched down
  • ahead. Then he would make a short run cabin-ward, and clutch again as
  • the fore-end rose.
  • Behold! He was in the cabin!
  • He snapped-to the door, and for a time he was not a human being, he was
  • a case of air-sickness. He wanted to get somewhere that would fix him,
  • that he needn't clutch. He opened the locker and got inside among the
  • loose articles, and sprawled there helplessly, with his head sometimes
  • bumping one side and sometimes the other. The lid shut upon him with a
  • click. He did not care then what was happening any more. He did not care
  • who fought who, or what bullets were fired or explosions occurred. He
  • did not care if presently he was shot or smashed to pieces. He was full
  • of feeble, inarticulate rage and despair. “Foolery!” he said, his one
  • exhaustive comment on human enterprise, adventure, war, and the chapter
  • of accidents that had entangled him. “Foolery! Ugh!” He included the
  • order of the universe in that comprehensive condemnation. He wished he
  • was dead.
  • He saw nothing of the stars, as presently the Vaterland cleared the rush
  • and confusion of the lower weather, nor of the duel she fought with two
  • circling aeroplanes, how they shot her rear-most chambers through, and
  • how she fought them off with explosive bullets and turned to run as she
  • did so.
  • The rush and swoop of these wonderful night birds was all lost upon him;
  • their heroic dash and self-sacrifice. The Vaterland was rammed, and for
  • some moments she hung on the verge of destruction, and sinking swiftly,
  • with the American aeroplane entangled with her smashed propeller, and
  • the Americans trying to scramble aboard. It signified nothing to Bert.
  • To him it conveyed itself simply as vehement swaying. Foolery! When
  • the American airship dropped off at last, with most of its crew shot or
  • fallen, Bert in his locker appreciated nothing but that the Vaterland
  • had taken a hideous upward leap.
  • But then came infinite relief, incredibly blissful relief. The rolling,
  • the pitching, the struggle ceased, ceased instantly and absolutely.
  • The Vaterland was no longer fighting the gale; her smashed and exploded
  • engines throbbed no more; she was disabled and driving before the wind
  • as smoothly as a balloon, a huge, windspread, tattered cloud of aerial
  • wreckage.
  • To Bert it was no more than the end of a series of disagreeable
  • sensations. He was not curious to know what had happened to the airship,
  • nor what had happened to the battle. For a long time he lay waiting
  • apprehensively for the pitching and tossing and his qualms to return,
  • and so, lying, boxed up in the locker, he presently fell asleep.
  • 3
  • He awoke tranquil but very stuffy, and at the same time very cold, and
  • quite unable to recollect where he could be. His head ached, and his
  • breath was suffocated. He had been dreaming confusedly of Edna, and
  • Desert Dervishes, and of riding bicycles in an extremely perilous manner
  • through the upper air amidst a pyrotechnic display of crackers and
  • Bengal lights--to the great annoyance of a sort of composite person made
  • up of the Prince and Mr. Butteridge. Then for some reason Edna and
  • he had begun to cry pitifully for each other, and he woke up with wet
  • eye-lashes into this ill-ventilated darkness of the locker. He would
  • never see Edna any more, never see Edna any more.
  • He thought he must be back in the bedroom behind the cycle shop at
  • the bottom of Bun Hill, and he was sure the vision he had had of the
  • destruction of a magnificent city, a city quite incredibly great and
  • splendid, by means of bombs, was no more than a particularly vivid
  • dream.
  • “Grubb!” he called, anxious to tell him.
  • The answering silence, and the dull resonance of the locker to his
  • voice, supplementing the stifling quality of the air, set going a new
  • train of ideas. He lifted up his hands and feet, and met an inflexible
  • resistance. He was in a coffin, he thought! He had been buried alive! He
  • gave way at once to wild panic. “'Elp!” he screamed. “'Elp!” and drummed
  • with his feet, and kicked and struggled. “Let me out! Let me out!”
  • For some seconds he struggled with this intolerable horror, and then
  • the side of his imagined coffin gave way, and he was flying out into
  • daylight. Then he was rolling about on what seemed to be a padded floor
  • with Kurt, and being punched and sworn at lustily.
  • He sat up. His head bandage had become loose and got over one eye, and
  • he whipped the whole thing off. Kurt was also sitting up, a yard away
  • from him, pink as ever, wrapped in blankets, and with an aluminium
  • diver's helmet over his knee, staring at him with a severe expression,
  • and rubbing his downy unshaven chin. They were both on a slanting floor
  • of crimson padding, and above them was an opening like a long, low
  • cellar flap that Bert by an effort perceived to be the cabin door in a
  • half-inverted condition. The whole cabin had in fact turned on its side.
  • “What the deuce do you mean by it, Smallways?” said Kurt, “jumping out
  • of that locker when I was certain you had gone overboard with the rest
  • of them? Where have you been?”
  • “What's up?” asked Bert.
  • “This end of the airship is up. Most other things are down.”
  • “Was there a battle?”
  • “There was.”
  • “Who won?”
  • “I haven't seen the papers, Smallways. We left before the finish. We got
  • disabled and unmanageable, and our colleagues--consorts I mean--were
  • too busy most of them to trouble about us, and the wind blew us--Heaven
  • knows where the wind IS blowing us. It blew us right out of action at
  • the rate of eighty miles an hour or so. Gott! what a wind that was! What
  • a fight! And here we are!”
  • “Where?”
  • “In the air, Smallways--in the air! When we get down on the earth again
  • we shan't know what to do with our legs.”
  • “But what's below us?”
  • “Canada, to the best of my knowledge--and a jolly bleak, empty,
  • inhospitable country it looks.”
  • “But why ain't we right ways up?”
  • Kurt made no answer for a space.
  • “Last I remember was seeing a sort of flying-machine in a lightning
  • flash,” said Bert. “Gaw! that was 'orrible. Guns going off! Things
  • explodin'! Clouds and 'ail. Pitching and tossing. I got so scared and
  • desperate--and sick. You don't know how the fight came off?”
  • “Not a bit of it. I was up with my squad in those divers' dresses,
  • inside the gas-chambers, with sheets of silk for caulking. We couldn't
  • see a thing outside except the lightning flashes. I never saw one
  • of those American aeroplanes. Just saw the shots flicker through the
  • chambers and sent off men for the tears. We caught fire a bit--not much,
  • you know. We were too wet, so the fires spluttered out before we banged.
  • And then one of their infernal things dropped out of the air on us and
  • rammed. Didn't you feel it?”
  • “I felt everything,” said Bert. “I didn't notice any particular smash--”
  • “They must have been pretty desperate if they meant it. They slashed
  • down on us like a knife; simply ripped the after gas-chambers like
  • gutting herrings, crumpled up the engines and screw. Most of the engines
  • dropped off as they fell off us--or we'd have grounded--but the rest is
  • sort of dangling. We just turned up our nose to the heavens and stayed
  • there. Eleven men rolled off us from various points, and poor old
  • Winterfeld fell through the door of the Prince's cabin into the
  • chart-room and broke his ankle. Also we got our electric gear shot or
  • carried away--no one knows how. That's the position, Smallways. We're
  • driving through the air like a common aerostat, at the mercy of the
  • elements, almost due north--probably to the North Pole. We don't know
  • what aeroplanes the Americans have, or anything at all about it.
  • Very likely we have finished 'em up. One fouled us, one was struck by
  • lightning, some of the men saw a third upset, apparently just for
  • fun. They were going cheap anyhow. Also we've lost most of our
  • drachenflieger. They just skated off into the night. No stability in
  • 'em. That's all. We don't know if we've won or lost. We don't know if
  • we're at war with the British Empire yet or at peace. Consequently, we
  • daren't get down. We don't know what we are up to or what we are going
  • to do. Our Napoleon is alone, forward, and I suppose he's rearranging
  • his plans. Whether New York was our Moscow or not remains to be seen.
  • We've had a high old time and murdered no end of people! War! Noble war!
  • I'm sick of it this morning. I like sitting in rooms rightway up and
  • not on slippery partitions. I'm a civilised man. I keep thinking of old
  • Albrecht and the Barbarossa.... I feel I want a wash and kind words
  • and a quiet home. When I look at you, I KNOW I want a wash. Gott!”--he
  • stifled a vehement yawn--“What a Cockney tadpole of a ruffian you look!”
  • “Can we get any grub?” asked Bert.
  • “Heaven knows!” said Kurt.
  • He meditated upon Bert for a time. “So far as I can judge, Smallways,”
  • he said, “the Prince will probably want to throw you overboard--next
  • time he thinks of you. He certainly will if he sees you.... After all,
  • you know, you came als Ballast.... And we shall have to lighten ship
  • extensively pretty soon. Unless I'm mistaken, the Prince will wake up
  • presently and start doing things with tremendous vigour.... I've taken a
  • fancy to you. It's the English strain in me. You're a rum little chap. I
  • shan't like seeing you whizz down the air.... You'd better make yourself
  • useful, Smallways. I think I shall requisition you for my squad. You'll
  • have to work, you know, and be infernally intelligent and all that. And
  • you'll have to hang about upside down a bit. Still, it's the best chance
  • you have. We shan't carry passengers much farther this trip, I fancy.
  • Ballast goes over-board--if we don't want to ground precious soon and be
  • taken prisoners of war. The Prince won't do that anyhow. He'll be game
  • to the last.”
  • 4
  • By means of a folding chair, which was still in its place behind the
  • door, they got to the window and looked out in turn and contemplated
  • a sparsely wooded country below, with no railways nor roads, and
  • only occasional signs of habitation. Then a bugle sounded, and Kurt
  • interpreted it as a summons to food. They got through the door and
  • clambered with some difficulty up the nearly vertical passage,
  • holding on desperately with toes and finger-tips, to the ventilating
  • perforations in its floor. The mess stewards had found their fireless
  • heating arrangements intact, and there was hot cocoa for the officers
  • and hot soup for the men.
  • Bert's sense of the queerness of this experience was so keen that
  • it blotted out any fear he might have felt. Indeed, he was far more
  • interested now than afraid. He seemed to have touched down to the bottom
  • of fear and abandonment overnight. He was growing accustomed to the idea
  • that he would probably be killed presently, that this strange voyage
  • in the air was in all probability his death journey. No human being can
  • keep permanently afraid: fear goes at last to the back of one's mind,
  • accepted, and shelved, and done with. He squatted over his soup, sopping
  • it up with his bread, and contemplated his comrades. They were all
  • rather yellow and dirty, with four-day beards, and they grouped
  • themselves in the tired, unpremeditated manner of men on a wreck. They
  • talked little. The situation perplexed them beyond any suggestion of
  • ideas. Three had been hurt in the pitching up of the ship during the
  • fight, and one had a bandaged bullet wound. It was incredible that this
  • little band of men had committed murder and massacre on a scale
  • beyond precedent. None of them who squatted on the sloping gas-padded
  • partition, soup mug in hand, seemed really guilty of anything of the
  • sort, seemed really capable of hurting a dog wantonly. They were all
  • so manifestly built for homely chalets on the solid earth and carefully
  • tilled fields and blond wives and cheery merrymaking. The red-faced,
  • sturdy man with light eyelashes who had brought the first news of
  • the air battle to the men's mess had finished his soup, and with an
  • expression of maternal solicitude was readjusting the bandages of a
  • youngster whose arm had been sprained.
  • Bert was crumbling the last of his bread into the last of his soup,
  • eking it out as long as possible, when suddenly he became aware that
  • every one was looking at a pair of feet that were dangling across the
  • downturned open doorway. Kurt appeared and squatted across the hinge. In
  • some mysterious way he had shaved his face and smoothed down his light
  • golden hair. He looked extraordinarily cherubic. “Der Prinz,” he said.
  • A second pair of boots followed, making wide and magnificent gestures in
  • their attempts to feel the door frame. Kurt guided them to a foothold,
  • and the Prince, shaved and brushed and beeswaxed and clean and big and
  • terrible, slid down into position astride of the door. All the men and
  • Bert also stood up and saluted.
  • The Prince surveyed them with the gesture of a man who site a steed. The
  • head of the Kapitan appeared beside him.
  • Then Bert had a terrible moment. The blue blaze of the Prince's eye
  • fell upon him, the great finger pointed, a question was asked. Kurt
  • intervened with explanations.
  • “So,” said the Prince, and Bert was disposed of.
  • Then the Prince addressed the men in short, heroic sentences, steadying
  • himself on the hinge with one hand and waving the other in a fine
  • variety of gesture. What he said Bert could not tell, but he perceived
  • that their demeanor changed, their backs stiffened. They began to
  • punctuate the Prince's discourse with cries of approval. At the end
  • their leader burst into song and all the men with him. “Ein feste Burg
  • ist unser Gott,” they chanted in deep, strong tones, with an immense
  • moral uplifting. It was glaringly inappropriate in a damaged,
  • half-overturned, and sinking airship, which had been disabled and blown
  • out of action after inflicting the cruellest bombardment in the world's
  • history; but it was immensely stirring nevertheless. Bert was deeply
  • moved. He could not sing any of the words of Luther's great hymn, but
  • he opened his mouth and emitted loud, deep, and partially harmonious
  • notes....
  • Far below, this deep chanting struck on the ears of a little camp of
  • Christianised half-breeds who were lumbering. They were breakfasting,
  • but they rushed out cheerfully, quite prepared for the Second Advent.
  • They stared at the shattered and twisted Vaterland driving before the
  • gale, amazed beyond words. In so many respects it was like their idea
  • of the Second Advent, and then again in so many respects it wasn't. They
  • stared at its passage, awe-stricken and perplexed beyond their power of
  • words. The hymn ceased. Then after a long interval a voice came out of
  • heaven. “Vat id diss blace here galled itself; vat?”
  • They made no answer. Indeed they did not understand, though the question
  • repeated itself.
  • And at last the monster drove away northward over a crest of pine woods
  • and was no more seen. They fell into a hot and long disputation....
  • The hymn ended. The Prince's legs dangled up the passage again, and
  • every one was briskly prepared for heroic exertion and triumphant acts.
  • “Smallways!” cried Kurt, “come here!”
  • 5
  • Then Bert, under Kurt's direction, had his first experience of the work
  • of an air-sailor.
  • The immediate task before the captain of the Vaterland was a very simple
  • one. He had to keep afloat. The wind, though it had fallen from its
  • earlier violence, was still blowing strongly enough to render the
  • grounding of so clumsy a mass extremely dangerous, even if it had been
  • desirable for the Prince to land in inhabited country, and so risk
  • capture. It was necessary to keep the airship up until the wind fell and
  • then, if possible, to descend in some lonely district of the Territory
  • where there would be a chance of repair or rescue by some searching
  • consort. In order to do this weight had to be dropped, and Kurt was
  • detailed with a dozen men to climb down among the wreckage of the
  • deflated air-chambers and cut the stuff clear, portion by portion, as
  • the airship sank. So Bert, armed with a sharp cutlass, found himself
  • clambering about upon netting four thousand feet up in the air, trying
  • to understand Kurt when he spoke in English and to divine him when he
  • used German.
  • It was giddy work, but not nearly so giddy as a rather overnourished
  • reader sitting in a warm room might imagine. Bert found it quite
  • possible to look down and contemplate the wild sub-arctic landscape
  • below, now devoid of any sign of habitation, a land of rocky cliffs and
  • cascades and broad swirling desolate rivers, and of trees and thickets
  • that grew more stunted and scrubby as the day wore on. Here and there on
  • the hills were patches and pockets of snow. And over all this he worked,
  • hacking away at the tough and slippery oiled silk and clinging stoutly
  • to the netting. Presently they cleared and dropped a tangle of bent
  • steel rods and wires from the frame, and a big chunk of silk bladder.
  • That was trying. The airship flew up at once as this loose hamper
  • parted. It seemed almost as though they were dropping all Canada. The
  • stuff spread out in the air and floated down and hit and twisted up in a
  • nasty fashion on the lip of a gorge. Bert clung like a frozen monkey to
  • his ropes and did not move a muscle for five minutes.
  • But there was something very exhilarating, he found, in this dangerous
  • work, and above every thing else, there was the sense of fellowship. He
  • was no longer an isolated and distrustful stranger among these others,
  • he had now a common object with them, he worked with a friendly rivalry
  • to get through with his share before them. And he developed a great
  • respect and affection for Kurt, which had hitherto been only latent
  • in him. Kurt with a job to direct was altogether admirable; he was
  • resourceful, helpful, considerate, swift. He seemed to be everywhere.
  • One forgot his pinkness, his light cheerfulness of manner. Directly one
  • had trouble he was at hand with sound and confident advice. He was like
  • an elder brother to his men.
  • All together they cleared three considerable chunks of wreckage, and
  • then Bert was glad to clamber up into the cabins again and give place to
  • a second squad. He and his companions were given hot coffee, and indeed,
  • even gloved as they were, the job had been a cold one. They sat drinking
  • it and regarding each other with satisfaction. One man spoke to Bert
  • amiably in German, and Bert nodded and smiled. Through Kurt, Bert, whose
  • ankles were almost frozen, succeeded in getting a pair of top-boots from
  • one of the disabled men.
  • In the afternoon the wind abated greatly, and small, infrequent
  • snowflakes came drifting by. Snow also spread more abundantly below, and
  • the only trees were clumps of pine and spruce in the lower valleys.
  • Kurt went with three men into the still intact gas-chambers, let out
  • a certain quantity of gas from them, and prepared a series of ripping
  • panels for the descent. Also the residue of the bombs and explosives in
  • the magazine were thrown overboard and fell, detonating loudly, in the
  • wilderness below. And about four o'clock in the afternoon upon a wide
  • and rocky plain within sight of snow-crested cliffs, the Vaterland
  • ripped and grounded.
  • It was necessarily a difficult and violent affair, for the Vaterland had
  • not been planned for the necessities of a balloon. The captain got
  • one panel ripped too soon and the others not soon enough. She dropped
  • heavily, bounced clumsily, and smashed the hanging gallery into the
  • fore-part, mortally injuring Von Winterfeld, and then came down in a
  • collapsing heap after dragging for some moments. The forward shield
  • and its machine gun tumbled in upon the things below. Two men were hurt
  • badly--one got a broken leg and one was internally injured--by flying
  • rods and wires, and Bert was pinned for a time under the side. When
  • at last he got clear and could take a view of the situation, the great
  • black eagle that had started so splendidly from Franconia six
  • evenings ago, sprawled deflated over the cabins of the airship and the
  • frost-bitten rocks of this desolate place and looked a most unfortunate
  • bird--as though some one had caught it and wrung its neck and cast
  • it aside. Several of the crew of the airship were standing about in
  • silence, contemplating the wreckage and the empty wilderness into which
  • they had fallen. Others were busy under the imromptu tent made by
  • the empty gas-chambers. The Prince had gone a little way off and was
  • scrutinising the distant heights through his field-glass. They had
  • the appearance of old sea cliffs; here and there were small clumps of
  • conifers, and in two places tall cascades. The nearer ground was strewn
  • with glaciated boulders and supported nothing but a stunted Alpine
  • vegetation of compact clustering stems and stalkless flowers. No river
  • was visible, but the air was full of the rush and babble of a torrent
  • close at hand. A bleak and biting wind was blowing. Ever and again a
  • snowflake drifted past. The springless frozen earth under Bert's feet
  • felt strangely dead and heavy after the buoyant airship.
  • 6
  • So it came about that that great and powerful Prince Karl Albert was
  • for a time thrust out of the stupendous conflict he chiefly had been
  • instrumental in provoking. The chances of battle and the weather
  • conspired to maroon him in Labrador, and there he raged for six long
  • days, while war and wonder swept the world. Nation rose against
  • nation and air-fleet grappled air-fleet, cities blazed and men died in
  • multitudes; but in Labrador one might have dreamt that, except for a
  • little noise of hammering, the world was at peace.
  • There the encampment lay; from a distance the cabins, covered over with
  • the silk of the balloon part, looked like a gipsy's tent on a rather
  • exceptional scale, and all the available hands were busy in building
  • out of the steel of the framework a mast from which the Vaterland's
  • electricians might hang the long conductors of the apparatus for
  • wireless telegraphy that was to link the Prince to the world again.
  • There were times when it seemed they would never rig that mast. From
  • the outset the party suffered hardship. They were not too abundantly
  • provisioned, and they were put on short rations, and for all the thick
  • garments they had, they were but ill-equipped against the piercing wind
  • and inhospitable violence of this wilderness. The first night was spent
  • in darkness and without fires. The engines that had supplied power were
  • smashed and dropped far away to the south, and there was never a
  • match among the company. It had been death to carry matches. All the
  • explosives had been thrown out of the magazine, and it was only towards
  • morning that the bird-faced man whose cabin Bert had taken in the
  • beginning confessed to a brace of duelling pistols and cartridges, with
  • which a fire could be started. Afterwards the lockers of the machine gun
  • were found to contain a supply of unused ammunition.
  • The night was a distressing one and seemed almost interminable. Hardly
  • any one slept. There were seven wounded men aboard, and Von Winterfeld's
  • head had been injured, and he was shivering and in delirium, struggling
  • with his attendant and shouting strange things about the burning of New
  • York. The men crept together in the mess-room in the darkling, wrapped
  • in what they could find and drank cocoa from the fireless heaters and
  • listened to his cries. In the morning the Prince made them a speech
  • about Destiny, and the God of his Fathers and the pleasure and glory
  • of giving one's life for his dynasty, and a number of similar
  • considerations that might otherwise have been neglected in that bleak
  • wilderness. The men cheered without enthusiasm, and far away a wolf
  • howled.
  • Then they set to work, and for a week they toiled to put up a mast of
  • steel, and hang from it a gridiron of copper wires two hundred feet by
  • twelve. The theme of all that time was work, work continually, straining
  • and toilsome work, and all the rest was grim hardship and evil chances,
  • save for a certain wild splendour in the sunset and sunrise in the
  • torrents and drifting weather, in the wilderness about them. They built
  • and tended a ring of perpetual fires, gangs roamed for brushwood and met
  • with wolves, and the wounded men and their beds were brought out from
  • the airship cabins, and put in shelters about the fires. There old Von
  • Winterfeld raved and became quiet and presently died, and three of
  • the other wounded sickened for want of good food, while their fellows
  • mended. These things happened, as it were, in the wings; the central
  • facts before Bert's consciousness were always firstly the perpetual
  • toil, the holding and lifting, and lugging at heavy and clumsy masses,
  • the tedious filing and winding of wires, and secondly, the Prince,
  • urgent and threatening whenever a man relaxed. He would stand over them,
  • and point over their heads, southward into the empty sky. “The world
  • there,” he said in German, “is waiting for us! Fifty Centuries come to
  • their Consummation.” Bert did not understand the words, but he read the
  • gesture. Several times the Prince grew angry; once with a man who was
  • working slowly, once with a man who stole a comrade's ration. The first
  • he scolded and set to a more tedious task; the second he struck in the
  • face and ill-used. He did no work himself. There was a clear space near
  • the fires in which he would walk up and down, sometimes for two hours
  • together, with arms folded, muttering to himself of Patience and his
  • destiny. At times these mutterings broke out into rhetoric, into shouts
  • and gestures that would arrest the workers; they would stare at him
  • until they perceived that his blue eyes glared and his waving hand
  • addressed itself always to the southward hills. On Sunday the work
  • ceased for half an hour, and the Prince preached on faith and God's
  • friendship for David, and afterwards they all sang: “Ein feste Burg ist
  • unser Gott.”
  • In an improvised hovel lay Von Winterfeld, and all one morning he raved
  • of the greatness of Germany. “Blut und Eisen!” he shouted, and then,
  • as if in derision, “Welt-Politik--ha, ha!” Then he would explain
  • complicated questions of polity to imaginary hearers, in low, wily
  • tones. The other sick men kept still, listening to him. Bert's
  • distracted attention would be recalled by Kurt. “Smallways, take that
  • end. So!”
  • Slowly, tediously, the great mast was rigged and hoisted foot by foot
  • into place. The electricians had contrived a catchment pool and a wheel
  • in the torrent close at hand--for the little Mulhausen dynamo with its
  • turbinal volute used by the telegraphists was quite adaptable to water
  • driving, and on the sixth day in the evening the apparatus was
  • in working order and the Prince was calling--weakly, indeed, but
  • calling--to his air-fleet across the empty spaces of the world. For a
  • time he called unheeded.
  • The effect of that evening was to linger long in Bert's memory. A red
  • fire spluttered and blazed close by the electricians at their work, and
  • red gleams ran up the vertical steel mast and threads of copper wire
  • towards the zenith. The Prince sat on a rock close by, with his chin
  • on his hand, waiting. Beyond and to the northward was the cairn that
  • covered Von Winterfeld, surmounted by a cross of steel, and from among
  • the tumbled rocks in the distance the eyes of a wolf gleamed redly.
  • On the other hand was the wreckage of the great airship and the men
  • bivouacked about a second ruddy flare. They were all keeping very still,
  • as if waiting to hear what news might presently be given them. Far away,
  • across many hundreds of miles of desolation, other wireless masts would
  • be clicking, and snapping, and waking into responsive vibration. Perhaps
  • they were not. Perhaps those throbs upon the ethers wasted themselves
  • upon a regardless world. When the men spoke, they spoke in low tones.
  • Now and then a bird shrieked remotely, and once a wolf howled. All these
  • things were set in the immense cold spaciousness of the wild.
  • 7
  • Bert got the news last, and chiefly in broken English, from a linguist
  • among his mates. It was only far on in the night that the weary
  • telegraphist got an answer to his calls, but then the messages came
  • clear and strong. And such news it was!
  • “I say,” said Bert at his breakfast, amidst a great clamour, “tell us a
  • bit.”
  • “All de vorlt is at vor!” said the linguist, waving his cocoa in an
  • illustrative manner, “all de vorlt is at vor!”
  • Bert stared southward into the dawn. It did not seem so.
  • “All de vorlt is at vor! They haf burn' Berlin; they haf burn' London;
  • they haf burn' Hamburg and Paris. Chapan hass burn San Francisco. We haf
  • mate a camp at Niagara. Dat is whad they are telling us. China has cot
  • drachenflieger and luftschiffe beyont counting. All de vorlt is at vor!”
  • “Gaw!” said Bert.
  • “Yess,” said the linguist, drinking his cocoa.
  • “Burnt up London, 'ave they? Like we did New York?”
  • “It wass a bombardment.”
  • “They don't say anything about a place called Clapham, or Bun Hill, do
  • they?”
  • “I haf heard noding,” said the linguist.
  • That was all Bert could get for a time. But the excitement of all the
  • men about him was contagious, and presently he saw Kurt standing alone,
  • hands behind him, and looking at one of the distant waterfalls very
  • steadfastly. He went up and saluted, soldier-fashion. “Beg pardon,
  • lieutenant,” he said.
  • Kurt turned his face. It was unusually grave that morning. “I was
  • just thinking I would like to see that waterfall closer,” he said. “It
  • reminds me--what do you want?”
  • “I can't make 'ead or tail of what they're saying, sir. Would you mind
  • telling me the news?”
  • “Damn the news,” said Kurt. “You'll get news enough before the day's
  • out. It's the end of the world. They're sending the Graf Zeppelin for
  • us. She'll be here by the morning, and we ought to be at Niagara--or
  • eternal smash--within eight and forty hours.... I want to look at that
  • waterfall. You'd better come with me. Have you had your rations?”
  • “Yessir.”
  • “Very well. Come.”
  • And musing profoundly, Kurt led the way across the rocks towards the
  • distant waterfall.
  • For a time Bert walked behind him in the character of an escort; then as
  • they passed out of the atmosphere of the encampment, Kurt lagged for him
  • to come alongside.
  • “We shall be back in it all in two days' time,” he said. “And it's a
  • devil of a war to go back to. That's the news. The world's gone mad.
  • Our fleet beat the Americans the night we got disabled, that's clear.
  • We lost eleven--eleven airships certain, and all their aeroplanes got
  • smashed. God knows how much we smashed or how many we killed. But that
  • was only the beginning. Our start's been like firing a magazine. Every
  • country was hiding flying-machines. They're fighting in the air all over
  • Europe--all over the world. The Japanese and Chinese have joined in.
  • That's the great fact. That's the supreme fact. They've pounced into our
  • little quarrels.... The Yellow Peril was a peril after all! They've got
  • thousands of airships. They're all over the world. We bombarded London
  • and Paris, and now the French and English have smashed up Berlin. And
  • now Asia is at us all, and on the top of us all.... It's mania. China
  • on the top. And they don't know where to stop. It's limitless. It's the
  • last confusion. They're bombarding capitals, smashing up dockyards and
  • factories, mines and fleets.”
  • “Did they do much to London, sir?” asked Bert.
  • “Heaven knows....”
  • He said no more for a time.
  • “This Labrador seems a quiet place,” he resumed at last. “I'm half a
  • mind to stay here. Can't do that. No! I've got to see it through. I've
  • got to see it through. You've got to, too. Every one.... But why?... I
  • tell you--our world's gone to pieces. There's no way out of it, no way
  • back. Here we are! We're like mice caught in a house on fire, we're like
  • cattle overtaken by a flood. Presently we shall be picked up, and back
  • we shall go into the fighting. We shall kill and smash again--perhaps.
  • It's a Chino-Japanese air-fleet this time, and the odds are against
  • us. Our turns will come. What will happen to you I don't know, but for
  • myself, I know quite well; I shall be killed.”
  • “You'll be all right,” said Bert, after a queer pause.
  • “No!” said Kurt, “I'm going to be killed. I didn't know it before, but
  • this morning, at dawn, I knew it--as though I'd been told.”
  • “'Ow?”
  • “I tell you I know.”
  • “But 'ow COULD you know?”
  • “I know.”
  • “Like being told?”
  • “Like being certain.
  • “I know,” he repeated, and for a time they walked in silence towards the
  • waterfall.
  • Kurt, wrapped in his thoughts, walked heedlessly, and at last broke out
  • again. “I've always felt young before, Smallways, but this morning
  • I feel old--old. So old! Nearer to death than old men feel. And I've
  • always thought life was a lark. It isn't.... This sort of thing has
  • always been happening, I suppose--these things, wars and earthquakes,
  • that sweep across all the decency of life. It's just as though I had
  • woke up to it all for the first time. Every night since we were at New
  • York I've dreamt of it.... And it's always been so--it's the way of
  • life. People are torn away from the people they care for; homes are
  • smashed, creatures full of life, and memories, and little peculiar gifts
  • are scalded and smashed, and torn to pieces, and starved, and spoilt.
  • London! Berlin! San Francisco! Think of all the human histories we ended
  • in New York!... And the others go on again as though such things weren't
  • possible. As I went on! Like animals! Just like animals.”
  • He said nothing for a long time, and then he dropped out, “The Prince is
  • a lunatic!”
  • They came to a place where they had to climb, and then to a long peat
  • level beside a rivulet. There a quantity of delicate little pink flowers
  • caught Bert's eye. “Gaw!” he said, and stooped to pick one. “In a place
  • like this.”
  • Kurt stopped and half turned. His face winced.
  • “I never see such a flower,” said Bert. “It's so delicate.”
  • “Pick some more if you want to,” said Kurt.
  • Bert did so, while Kurt stood and watched him.
  • “Funny 'ow one always wants to pick flowers,” said Bert.
  • Kurt had nothing to add to that.
  • They went on again, without talking, for a long time.
  • At last they came to a rocky hummock, from which the view of the
  • waterfall opened out. There Kurt stopped and seated himself on a rock.
  • “That's as much as I wanted to see,” he explained. “It isn't very like,
  • but it's like enough.”
  • “Like what?”
  • “Another waterfall I knew.”
  • He asked a question abruptly. “Got a girl, Smallways?”
  • “Funny thing,” said Bert, “those flowers, I suppose.--I was jes'
  • thinking of 'er.”
  • “So was I.”
  • “WHAT! Edna?”
  • “No. I was thinking of MY Edna. We've all got Ednas, I suppose, for our
  • imaginations to play about. This was a girl. But all that's past for
  • ever. It's hard to think I can't see her just for a minute--just let her
  • know I'm thinking of her.”
  • “Very likely,” said Bert, “you'll see 'er all right.”
  • “No,” said Kurt with decision, “I KNOW.”
  • “I met her,” he went on, “in a place like this--in the Alps--Engstlen
  • Alp. There's a waterfall rather like this one--a broad waterfall down
  • towards Innertkirchen. That's why I came here this morning. We slipped
  • away and had half a day together beside it. And we picked flowers. Just
  • such flowers as you picked. The same for all I know. And gentian.”
  • “I know” said Bert, “me and Edna--we done things like that. Flowers. And
  • all that. Seems years off now.”
  • “She was beautiful and daring and shy, Mein Gott! I can hardly hold
  • myself for the desire to see her and hear her voice again before I
  • die. Where is she?... Look here, Smallways, I shall write a sort of
  • letter--And there's her portrait.” He touched his breast pocket.
  • “You'll see 'er again all right,” said Bert.
  • “No! I shall never see her again.... I don't understand why people
  • should meet just to be torn apart. But I know she and I will never meet
  • again. That I know as surely as that the sun will rise, and that cascade
  • come shining over the rocks after I am dead and done.... Oh! It's
  • all foolishness and haste and violence and cruel folly, stupidity and
  • blundering hate and selfish ambition--all the things that men have
  • done--all the things they will ever do. Gott! Smallways, what a muddle
  • and confusion life has always been--the battles and massacres and
  • disasters, the hates and harsh acts, the murders and sweatings, the
  • lynchings and cheatings. This morning I am tired of it all, as though
  • I'd just found it out for the first time. I HAVE found it out. When a
  • man is tired of life, I suppose it is time for him to die. I've lost
  • heart, and death is over me. Death is close to me, and I know I have
  • got to end. But think of all the hopes I had only a little time ago,
  • the sense of fine beginnings!... It was all a sham. There were no
  • beginnings.... We're just ants in ant-hill cities, in a world that
  • doesn't matter; that goes on and rambles into nothingness. New York--New
  • York doesn't even strike me as horrible. New York was nothing but an
  • ant-hill kicked to pieces by a fool!
  • “Think of it, Smallways: there's war everywhere! They're smashing up
  • their civilisation before they have made it. The sort of thing the
  • English did at Alexandria, the Japanese at Port Arthur, the French at
  • Casablanca, is going on everywhere. Everywhere! Down in South America
  • even they are fighting among themselves! No place is safe--no place is
  • at peace. There is no place where a woman and her daughter can hide and
  • be at peace. The war comes through the air, bombs drop in the night.
  • Quiet people go out in the morning, and see air-fleets passing
  • overhead--dripping death--dripping death!”
  • CHAPTER VIII. A WORLD AT WAR
  • 1
  • It was only very slowly that Bert got hold of this idea that the
  • whole world was at war, that he formed any image at all of the crowded
  • countries south of these Arctic solitudes stricken with terror and
  • dismay as these new-born aerial navies swept across their skies. He
  • was not used to thinking of the world as a whole, but as a limitless
  • hinterland of happenings beyond the range of his immediate vision. War
  • in his imagination was something, a source of news and emotion, that
  • happened in a restricted area, called the Seat of War. But now the whole
  • atmosphere was the Seat of War, and every land a cockpit. So closely had
  • the nations raced along the path of research and invention, so secret
  • and yet so parallel had been their plans and acquisitions, that it was
  • within a few hours of the launching of the first fleet in Franconia
  • that an Asiatic Armada beat its west-ward way across, high above the
  • marvelling millions in the plain of the Ganges. But the preparations
  • of the Confederation of Eastern Asia had been on an altogether more
  • colossal scale than the German. “With this step,” said Tan Ting-siang,
  • “we overtake and pass the West. We recover the peace of the world that
  • these barbarians have destroyed.”
  • Their secrecy and swiftness and inventions had far surpassed those of
  • the Germans, and where the Germans had had a hundred men at work the
  • Asiatics had ten thousand. There came to their great aeronautic parks
  • at Chinsi-fu and Tsingyen by the mono-rails that now laced the whole
  • surface of China a limitless supply of skilled and able workmen, workmen
  • far above the average European in industrial efficiency. The news of the
  • German World Surprise simply quickened their efforts. At the time of the
  • bombardment of New York it is doubtful if the Germans had three hundred
  • airships all together in the world; the score of Asiatic fleets flying
  • east and west and south must have numbered several thousand. Moreover
  • the Asiatics had a real fighting flying-machine, the Niais as they were
  • called, a light but quite efficient weapon, infinitely superior to the
  • German drachenflieger. Like that, it was a one-man machine, but it
  • was built very lightly of steel and cane and chemical silk, with a
  • transverse engine, and a flapping sidewing. The aeronaut carried a gun
  • firing explosive bullets loaded with oxygen, and in addition, and true
  • to the best tradition of Japan, a sword. Mostly they were Japanese, and
  • it is characteristic that from the first it was contemplated that the
  • aeronaut should be a swordsman. The wings of these flyers had bat-like
  • hooks forward, by which they were to cling to their antagonist's
  • gas-chambers while boarding him. These light flying-machines were
  • carried with the fleets, and also sent overland or by sea to the front
  • with the men. They were capable of flights of from two to five hundred
  • miles according to the wind.
  • So, hard upon the uprush of the first German air-fleet, these Asiatic
  • swarms took to the atmosphere. Instantly every organised Government in
  • the world was frantically and vehemently building airships and whatever
  • approach to a flying machine its inventors' had discovered. There was no
  • time for diplomacy. Warnings and ultimatums were telegraphed to and fro,
  • and in a few hours all the panic-fierce world was openly at war, and at
  • war in the most complicated way. For Britain and France and Italy had
  • declared war upon Germany and outraged Swiss neutrality; India, at the
  • sight of Asiatic airships, had broken into a Hindoo insurrection
  • in Bengal and a Mohametan revolt hostile to this in the North-west
  • Provinces--the latter spreading like wildfire from Gobi to the Gold
  • Coast--and the Confederation of Eastern Asia had seized the oil wells of
  • Burmha and was impartially attacking America and Germany. In a week they
  • were building airships in Damascus and Cairo and Johannesburg; Australia
  • and New Zealand were frantically equipping themselves. One unique and
  • terrifying aspect of this development was the swiftness with which these
  • monsters could be produced. To build an ironclad took from two to four
  • years; an airship could be put together in as many weeks. Moreover,
  • compared with even a torpedo boat, the airship was remarkably simple to
  • construct, given the air-chamber material, the engines, the gas plant,
  • and the design, it was really not more complicated and far easier than
  • an ordinary wooden boat had been a hundred years before. And now from
  • Cape Horn to Nova Zembla, and from Canton round to Canton again, there
  • were factories and workshops and industrial resources.
  • And the German airships were barely in sight of the Atlantic waters, the
  • first Asiatic fleet was scarcely reported from Upper Burmah, before the
  • fantastic fabric of credit and finance that had held the world together
  • economically for a hundred years strained and snapped. A tornado of
  • realisation swept through every stock exchange in the world; banks
  • stopped payment, business shrank and ceased, factories ran on for a
  • day or so by a sort of inertia, completing the orders of bankrupt and
  • extinguished customers, then stopped. The New York Bert Smallways saw,
  • for all its glare of light and traffic, was in the pit of an economic
  • and financial collapse unparalleled in history. The flow of the food
  • supply was already a little checked. And before the world-war had lasted
  • two weeks--by the time, that is, that mast was rigged in Labrador--there
  • was not a city or town in the world outside China, however far from
  • the actual centres of destruction, where police and government were not
  • adopting special emergency methods to deal with a want of food and a
  • glut of unemployed people.
  • The special peculiarities of aerial warfare were of such a nature as
  • to trend, once it had begun, almost inevitably towards social
  • disorganisation. The first of these peculiarities was brought home
  • to the Germans in their attack upon New York; the immense power of
  • destruction an airship has over the thing below, and its relative
  • inability to occupy or police or guard or garrison a surrendered
  • position. Necessarily, in the face of urban populations in a state
  • of economic disorganisation and infuriated and starving, this led to
  • violent and destructive collisions, and even where the air-fleet floated
  • inactive above, there would be civil conflict and passionate disorder
  • below. Nothing comparable to this state of affairs had been known in
  • the previous history of warfare, unless we take such a case as that of
  • a nineteenth century warship attacking some large savage or barbaric
  • settlement, or one of those naval bombardments that disfigure the
  • history of Great Britain in the late eighteenth century. Then, indeed,
  • there had been cruelties and destruction that faintly foreshadowed the
  • horrors of the aerial war. Moreover, before the twentieth century the
  • world had had but one experience, and that a comparatively light one,
  • in the Communist insurrection of Paris, 1871, of the possibilities of a
  • modern urban population under warlike stresses.
  • A second peculiarity of airship war as it first came to the world that
  • also made for social collapse, was the ineffectiveness of the early
  • air-ships against each other. Upon anything below they could rain
  • explosives in the most deadly fashion, forts and ships and cities lay at
  • their mercy, but unless they were prepared for a suicidal grapple they
  • could do remarkably little mischief to each other. The armament of the
  • huge German airships, big as the biggest mammoth liners afloat, was one
  • machine gun that could easily have been packed up on a couple of mules.
  • In addition, when it became evident that the air must be fought for, the
  • air-sailors were provided with rifles with explosive bullets of oxygen
  • or inflammable substance, but no airship at any time ever carried as
  • much in the way of guns and armour as the smallest gunboat on the navy
  • list had been accustomed to do. Consequently, when these monsters met in
  • battle, they manoeuvred for the upper place, or grappled and fought like
  • junks, throwing grenades fighting hand to hand in an entirely medieval
  • fashion. The risks of a collapse and fall on either side came near to
  • balancing in every case the chances of victory. As a consequence, and
  • after their first experiences of battle, one finds a growing tendency on
  • the part of the air-fleet admirals to evade joining battle, and to seek
  • rather the moral advantage of a destructive counter attack.
  • And if the airships were too ineffective, the early drachenflieger were
  • either too unstable, like the German, or too light, like the Japanese,
  • to produce immediately decisive results. Later, it is true, the
  • Brazilians launched a flying-machine of a type and scale that was
  • capable of dealing with an airship, but they built only three or four,
  • they operated only in South America, and they vanished from history
  • untraceably in the time when world-bankruptcy put a stop to all further
  • engineering production on any considerable scale.
  • The third peculiarity of aerial warfare was that it was at once
  • enormously destructive and entirely indecisive. It had this unique
  • feature, that both sides lay open to punitive attack. In all previous
  • forms of war, both by land and sea, the losing side was speedily unable
  • to raid its antagonist's territory and the communications. One fought
  • on a “front,” and behind that front the winner's supplies and resources,
  • his towns and factories and capital, the peace of his country, were
  • secure. If the war was a naval one, you destroyed your enemy's battle
  • fleet and then blockaded his ports, secured his coaling stations, and
  • hunted down any stray cruisers that threatened your ports of commerce.
  • But to blockade and watch a coastline is one thing, to blockade and
  • watch the whole surface of a country is another, and cruisers and
  • privateers are things that take long to make, that cannot be packed up
  • and hidden and carried unostentatiously from point to point. In aerial
  • war the stronger side, even supposing it destroyed the main battle fleet
  • of the weaker, had then either to patrol and watch or destroy every
  • possible point at which he might produce another and perhaps a novel and
  • more deadly form of flyer. It meant darkening his air with airships. It
  • meant building them by the thousand and making aeronauts by the hundred
  • thousand. A small uninitated airship could be hidden in a railway
  • shed, in a village street, in a wood; a flying machine is even less
  • conspicuous.
  • And in the air are no streets, no channels, no point where one can
  • say of an antagonist, “If he wants to reach my capital he must come by
  • here.” In the air all directions lead everywhere.
  • Consequently it was impossible to end a war by any of the established
  • methods. A, having outnumbered and overwhelmed B, hovers, a thousand
  • airships strong, over his capital, threatening to bombard it unless B
  • submits. B replies by wireless telegraphy that he is now in the act of
  • bombarding the chief manufacturing city of A by means of three raider
  • airships. A denounces B's raiders as pirates and so forth, bombards B's
  • capital, and sets off to hunt down B's airships, while B, in a state of
  • passionate emotion and heroic unconquerableness, sets to work amidst his
  • ruins, making fresh airships and explosives for the benefit of A.
  • The war became perforce a universal guerilla war, a war inextricably
  • involving civilians and homes and all the apparatus of social life.
  • These aspects of aerial fighting took the world by surprise. There had
  • been no foresight to deduce these consequences. If there had been, the
  • world would have arranged for a Universal Peace Conference in 1900.
  • But mechanical invention had gone faster than intellectual and social
  • organisation, and the world, with its silly old flags, its silly
  • unmeaning tradition of nationality, its cheap newspapers and cheaper
  • passions and imperialisms, its base commercial motives and habitual
  • insincerities and vulgarities, its race lies and conflicts, was taken by
  • surprise. Once the war began there was no stopping it. The flimsy fabric
  • of credit that had grown with no man foreseeing, and that had held those
  • hundreds of millions in an economic interdependence that no man clearly
  • understood, dissolved in panic. Everywhere went the airships dropping
  • bombs, destroying any hope of a rally, and everywhere below were
  • economic catastrophe, starving workless people, rioting, and social
  • disorder. Whatever constructive guiding intelligence there had been
  • among the nations vanished in the passionate stresses of the time. Such
  • newspapers and documents and histories as survive from this period
  • all tell one universal story of towns and cities with the food supply
  • interrupted and their streets congested with starving unemployed; of
  • crises in administration and states of siege, of provisional Governments
  • and Councils of Defence, and, in the cases of India and Egypt,
  • insurrectionary committees taking charge of the re-arming of the
  • population, of the making of batteries and gun-pits, of the vehement
  • manufacture of airships and flying-machines.
  • One sees these things in glimpses, in illuminated moments, as if through
  • a driving reek of clouds, going on all over the world. It was the
  • dissolution of an age; it was the collapse of the civilisation that
  • had trusted to machinery, and the instruments of its destruction were
  • machines. But while the collapse of the previous great civilisation,
  • that of Rome, had been a matter of centuries, had been a thing of phase
  • and phase, like the ageing and dying of a man, this, like his killing by
  • railway or motor car, was one swift, conclusive smashing and an end.
  • 2
  • The early battles of the aerial war were no doubt determined by attempts
  • to realise the old naval maxim, to ascertain the position of the enemy's
  • fleet and to destroy it. There was first the battle of the Bernese
  • Oberland, in which the Italian and French navigables in their flank
  • raid upon the Franconian Park were assailed by the Swiss experimental
  • squadron, supported as the day wore on by German airships, and then
  • the encounter of the British Winterhouse-Dunn aeroplanes with three
  • unfortunate Germans.
  • Then came the Battle of North India, in which the entire Anglo-Indian
  • aeronautic settlement establishment fought for three days against
  • overwhelming odds, and was dispersed and destroyed in detail.
  • And simultaneously with the beginning of that, commenced the momentous
  • struggle of the Germans and Asiatics that is usually known as the Battle
  • of Niagara because of the objective of the Asiatic attack. But it passed
  • gradually into a sporadic conflict over half a continent. Such German
  • airships as escaped destruction in battle descended and surrendered to
  • the Americans, and were re-manned, and in the end it became a series of
  • pitiless and heroic encounters between the Americans, savagely resolved
  • to exterminate their enemies, and a continually reinforced army of
  • invasion from Asia quartered upon the Pacific slope and supported by
  • an immense fleet. From the first the war in America was fought with
  • implacable bitterness; no quarter was asked, no prisoners were taken.
  • With ferocious and magnificent energy the Americans constructed and
  • launched ship after ship to battle and perish against the Asiatic
  • multitudes. All other affairs were subordinate to this war, the whole
  • population was presently living or dying for it. Presently, as I shall
  • tell, the white men found in the Butteridge machine a weapon that could
  • meet and fight the flying-machines of the Asiatic swordsman.
  • The Asiatic invasion of America completely effaced the German-American
  • conflict. It vanishes from history. At first it had seemed to promise
  • quite sufficient tragedy in itself--beginning as it did in unforgettable
  • massacre. After the destruction of central New York all America had
  • risen like one man, resolved to die a thousand deaths rather than submit
  • to Germany. The Germans grimly resolved upon beating the Americans into
  • submission and, following out the plans developed by the Prince, had
  • seized Niagara--in order to avail themselves of its enormous powerworks;
  • expelled all its inhabitants and made a desert of its environs as far as
  • Buffalo. They had also, directly Great Britain and France declare war,
  • wrecked the country upon the Canadian side for nearly ten miles inland.
  • They began to bring up men and material from the fleet off the east
  • coast, stringing out to and fro like bees getting honey. It was then
  • that the Asiatic forces appeared, and it was in their attack upon this
  • German base at Niagara that the air-fleets of East and West first met
  • and the greater issue became clear.
  • One conspicuous peculiarity of the early aerial fighting arose from the
  • profound secrecy with which the airships had been prepared. Each power
  • had had but the dimmest inkling of the schemes of its rivals, and even
  • experiments with its own devices were limited by the needs of secrecy.
  • None of the designers of airships and aeroplanes had known clearly what
  • their inventions might have to fight; many had not imagined they would
  • have to fight anything whatever in the air; and had planned them only
  • for the dropping of explosives. Such had been the German idea. The only
  • weapon for fighting another airship with which the Franconian fleet had
  • been provided was the machine gun forward. Only after the fight over
  • New York were the men given short rifles with detonating bullets.
  • Theoretically, the drachenflieger were to have been the fighting weapon.
  • They were declared to be aerial torpedo-boats, and the aeronaut was
  • supposed to swoop close to his antagonist and cast his bombs as he
  • whirled past. But indeed these contrivances were hopelessly unstable;
  • not one-third in any engagement succeeded in getting back to the mother
  • airship. The rest were either smashed up or grounded.
  • The allied Chino-Japanese fleet made the same distinction as the Germans
  • between airships and fighting machines heavier than air, but the type in
  • both cases was entirely different from the occidental models, and--it
  • is eloquent of the vigour with which these great peoples took up and
  • bettered the European methods of scientific research in almost every
  • particular the invention of Asiatic engineers. Chief among these, it
  • is worth remarking, was Mohini K. Chatterjee, a political exile who had
  • formerly served in the British-Indian aeronautic park at Lahore.
  • The German airship was fish-shaped, with a blunted head; the Asiatic
  • airship was also fish-shaped, but not so much on the lines of a cod or
  • goby as of a ray or sole. It had a wide, flat underside, unbroken by
  • windows or any opening except along the middle line. Its cabins occupied
  • its axis, with a sort of bridge deck above, and the gas-chambers gave
  • the whole affair the shape of a gipsy's hooped tent, except that it was
  • much flatter. The German airship was essentially a navigable balloon
  • very much lighter than air; the Asiatic airship was very little lighter
  • than air and skimmed through it with much greater velocity if with
  • considerably less stability. They carried fore and aft guns, the latter
  • much the larger, throwing inflammatory shells, and in addition they had
  • nests for riflemen on both the upper and the under side. Light as this
  • armament was in comparison with the smallest gunboat that ever sailed,
  • it was sufficient for them to outfight as well as outfly the German
  • monster airships. In action they flew to get behind or over the Germans:
  • they even dashed underneath, avoiding only passing immediately beneath
  • the magazine, and then as soon as they had crossed let fly with their
  • rear gun, and sent flares or oxygen shells into the antagonist's
  • gas-chambers.
  • It was not in their airships, but, as I have said, in their
  • flying-machines proper, that the strength of the Asiatics lay. Next
  • only to the Butteridge machine, these were certainly the most efficient
  • heavier-than-air fliers that had ever appeared. They were the invention
  • of a Japanese artist, and they differed in type extremely from the
  • box-kite quality of the German drachenflieger. They had curiously
  • curved, flexible side wings, more like _bent_ butterfly's wings than
  • anything else, and made of a substance like celluloid and of brightly
  • painted silk, and they had a long humming-bird tail. At the forward
  • corner of the wings were hooks, rather like the claws of a bat, by which
  • the machine could catch and hang and tear at the walls of an airship's
  • gas-chamber. The solitary rider sat between the wings above a transverse
  • explosive engine, an explosive engine that differed in no essential
  • particular from those in use in the light motor bicycles of the period.
  • Below was a single large wheel. The rider sat astride of a saddle, as in
  • the Butteridge machine, and he carried a large double-edged two-handed
  • sword, in addition to his explosive-bullet firing rifle.
  • 3
  • One sets down these particulars and compares the points of the American
  • and German pattern of aeroplane and navigable, but none of these facts
  • were clearly known to any of those who fought in this monstrously
  • confused battle above the American great lakes.
  • Each side went into action against it knew not what, under novel
  • conditions and with apparatus that even without hostile attacks was
  • capable of producing the most disconcerting surprises. Schemes of
  • action, attempts at collective manoeuvring necessarily went to pieces
  • directly the fight began, just as they did in almost all the early
  • ironclad battles of the previous century. Each captain then had to fall
  • back upon individual action and his own devices; one would see triumph
  • in what another read as a cue for flight and despair. It is as true of
  • the Battle of Niagara as of the Battle of Lissa that it was not a battle
  • but a bundle of “battlettes”!
  • To such a spectator as Bert it presented itself as a series of
  • incidents, some immense, some trivial, but collectively incoherent. He
  • never had a sense of any plain issue joined, of any point struggled
  • for and won or lost. He saw tremendous things happen and in the end his
  • world darkened to disaster and ruin.
  • He saw the battle from the ground, from Prospect Park and from Goat
  • Island, whither he fled.
  • But the manner in which he came to be on the ground needs explaining.
  • The Prince had resumed command of his fleet through wireless telegraphy
  • long before the Zeppelin had located his encampment in Labrador. By his
  • direction the German air-fleet, whose advance scouts had been in contact
  • with the Japanese over the Rocky Mountains, had concentrated upon
  • Niagara and awaited his arrival. He had rejoined his command early in
  • the morning of the twelfth, and Bert had his first prospect of the Gorge
  • of Niagara while he was doing net drill outside the middle gas-chamber
  • at sunrise. The Zeppelin was flying very high at the time, and far below
  • he saw the water in the gorge marbled with froth and then away to the
  • west the great crescent of the Canadian Fall shining, flickering and
  • foaming in the level sunlight and sending up a deep, incessant thudding
  • rumble to the sky. The air-fleet was keeping station in an enormous
  • crescent, with its horns pointing south-westward, a long array of
  • shining monsters with tails rotating slowly and German ensigns now
  • trailing from their bellies aft of their Marconi pendants.
  • Niagara city was still largely standing then, albeit its streets were
  • empty of all life. Its bridges were intact; its hotels and restaurants
  • still flying flags and inviting sky signs; its power-stations running.
  • But about it the country on both sides of the gorge might have been
  • swept by a colossal broom. Everything that could possibly give cover
  • to an attack upon the German position at Niagara had been levelled as
  • ruthlessly as machinery and explosives could contrive; houses blown up
  • and burnt, woods burnt, fences and crops destroyed. The mono-rails had
  • been torn up, and the roads in particular cleared of all possibility of
  • concealment or shelter. Seen from above, the effect of this wreckage was
  • grotesque. Young woods had been destroyed whole-sale by dragging wires,
  • and the spoilt saplings, smashed or uprooted, lay in swathes like corn
  • after the sickle. Houses had an appearance of being flattened down by
  • the pressure of a gigantic finger. Much burning was still going on, and
  • large areas had been reduced to patches of smouldering and sometimes
  • still glowing blackness.
  • Here and there lay the debris of belated fugitives, carts, and dead
  • bodies of horses and men; and where houses had had water-supplies there
  • were pools of water and running springs from the ruptured pipes. In
  • unscorched fields horses and cattle still fed peacefully. Beyond this
  • desolated area the countryside was still standing, but almost all the
  • people had fled. Buffalo was on fire to an enormous extent, and there
  • were no signs of any efforts to grapple with the flames. Niagara city
  • itself was being rapidly converted to the needs of a military depot.
  • A large number of skilled engineers had already been brought from the
  • fleet and were busily at work adapting the exterior industrial apparatus
  • of the place to the purposes of an aeronautic park. They had made a
  • gas recharging station at the corner of the American Fall above the
  • funicular railway, and they were, opening up a much larger area to
  • the south for the same purpose. Over the power-houses and hotels and
  • suchlike prominent or important points the German flag was flying.
  • The Zeppelin circled slowly over this scene twice while the Prince
  • surveyed it from the swinging gallery; it then rose towards the centre
  • of the crescent and transferred the Prince and his suite, Kurt included,
  • to the Hohenzollern, which had been chosen as the flagship during the
  • impending battle. They were swung up on a small cable from the forward
  • gallery, and the men of the Zeppelin manned the outer netting as the
  • Prince and his staff left them. The Zeppelin then came about, circled
  • down and grounded in Prospect Park, in order to land the wounded and
  • take aboard explosives; for she had come to Labrador with her magazines
  • empty, it being uncertain what weight she might need to carry. She
  • also replenished the hydrogen in one of her forward chambers which had
  • leaked.
  • Bert was detailed as a bearer and helped carry the wounded one by one
  • into the nearest of the large hotels that faced the Canadian shore. The
  • hotel was quite empty except that there were two trained American nurses
  • and a negro porter, and three or four Germans awaiting them. Bert went
  • with the Zeppelin's doctor into the main street of the place, and they
  • broke into a drug shop and obtained various things of which they stood
  • in need. As they returned they found an officer and two men making a
  • rough inventory of the available material in the various stores. Except
  • for them the wide, main street of the town was quite deserted, the
  • people had been given three hours to clear out, and everybody,
  • it seemed, had done so. At one corner a dead man lay against the
  • wall--shot. Two or three dogs were visible up the empty vista, but
  • towards its river end the passage of a string of mono-rail cars broke
  • the stillness and the silence. They were loaded with hose, and were
  • passing to the trainful of workers who were converting Prospect Park
  • into an airship dock.
  • Bert pushed a case of medicine balanced on a bicycle taken from an
  • adjacent shop, to the hotel, and then he was sent to load bombs into the
  • Zeppelin magazine, a duty that called for elaborate care. From this job
  • he was presently called off by the captain of the Zeppelin, who sent
  • him with a note to the officer in charge of the Anglo-American Power
  • Company, for the field telephone had still to be adjusted. Bert received
  • his instructions in German, whose meaning he guessed, and saluted and
  • took the note, not caring to betray his ignorance of the language. He
  • started off with a bright air of knowing his way and turned a corner or
  • so, and was only beginning to suspect that he did not know where he was
  • going when his attention was recalled to the sky by the report of a gun
  • from the Hohenzollern and celestial cheering.
  • He looked up and found the view obstructed by the houses on either side
  • of the street. He hesitated, and then curiosity took him back towards
  • the bank of the river. Here his view was inconvenienced by trees, and
  • it was with a start that he discovered the Zeppelin, which he knew had
  • still a quarter of her magazines to fill, was rising over Goat Island.
  • She had not waited for her complement of ammunition. It occurred to him
  • that he was left behind. He ducked back among the trees and bushes until
  • he felt secure from any after-thought on the part of the Zeppelin's
  • captain. Then his curiosity to see what the German air-fleet faced
  • overcame him, and drew him at last halfway across the bridge to Goat
  • Island.
  • From that point he had nearly a hemisphere of sky and got his first
  • glimpse of the Asiatic airships low in the sky above the glittering
  • tumults of the Upper Rapids.
  • They were far less impressive than the German ships. He could not
  • judge the distance, and they flew edgeways to him, so as to conceal the
  • broader aspect of their bulk.
  • Bert stood there in the middle of the bridge, in a place that most
  • people who knew it remembered as a place populous with sightseers and
  • excursionists, and he was the only human being in sight there. Above
  • him, very high in the heavens, the contending air-fleets manoeuvred;
  • below him the river seethed like a sluice towards the American Fall. He
  • was curiously dressed. His cheap blue serge trousers were thrust into
  • German airship rubber boots, and on his head he wore an aeronaut's white
  • cap that was a trifle too large for him. He thrust that back to reveal
  • his staring little Cockney face, still scarred upon the brow. “Gaw!” he
  • whispered.
  • He stared. He gesticulated. Once or twice he shouted and applauded.
  • Then at a certain point terror seized him and he took to his heels in
  • the direction of Goat Island.
  • 4
  • For a time after they were in sight of each other, neither fleet
  • attempted to engage. The Germans numbered sixty-seven great airships
  • and they maintained the crescent formation at a height of nearly four
  • thousand feet. They kept a distance of about one and a half lengths, so
  • that the horns of the crescent were nearly thirty miles apart. Closely
  • in tow of the airships of the extreme squadrons on either wing were
  • about thirty drachenflieger ready manned, but these were too small and
  • distant for Bert to distinguish.
  • At first, only what was called the Southern fleet of the Asiatics was
  • visible to him. It consisted of forty airships, carrying all together
  • nearly four hundred one-man flying-machines upon their flanks, and for
  • some time it flew slowly and at a minimum distance of perhaps a dozen
  • miles from the Germans, eastward across their front. At first Bert
  • could distinguish only the greater bulks, then he perceived the one-man
  • machines as a multitude of very small objects drifting like motes in the
  • sunshine about and beneath the larger shapes.
  • Bert saw nothing then of the second fleet of the Asiatics, though
  • probably that was coming into sight of the Germans at the time, in the
  • north-west.
  • The air was very still, the sky almost without a cloud, and the German
  • fleet had risen to an immense height, so that the airships seemed no
  • longer of any considerable size. Both ends of their crescent showed
  • plainly. As they beat southward they passed slowly between Bert and the
  • sunlight, and became black outlines of themselves. The drachenflieger
  • appeared as little flecks of black on either wing of this aerial Armada.
  • The two fleets seemed in no hurry to engage. The Asiatics went far away
  • into the east, quickening their pace and rising as they did so, and then
  • tailed out into a long column and came flying back, rising towards the
  • German left. The squadrons of the latter came about, facing this oblique
  • advance, and suddenly little flickerings and a faint crepitating sound
  • told that they had opened fire. For a time no effect was visible to
  • the watcher on the bridge. Then, like a handful of snowflakes, the
  • drachenflieger swooped to the attack, and a multitude of red specks
  • whirled up to meet them. It was to Bert's sense not only enormously
  • remote but singularly inhuman. Not four hours since he had been on one
  • of those very airships, and yet they seemed to him now not gas-bags
  • carrying men, but strange sentient creatures that moved about and did
  • things with a purpose of their own. The flight of the Asiatic and German
  • flying-machines joined and dropped earthward, became like a handful
  • of white and red rose petals flung from a distant window, grew larger,
  • until Bert could see the overturned ones spinning through the air,
  • and were hidden by great volumes of dark smoke that were rising in the
  • direction of Buffalo. For a time they all were hidden, then two or three
  • white and a number of red ones rose again into the sky, like a swarm of
  • big butterflies, and circled fighting and drove away out of sight again
  • towards the east.
  • A heavy report recalled Bert's eyes to the zenith, and behold, the great
  • crescent had lost its dressing and burst into a disorderly long cloud of
  • airships! One had dropped halfway down the sky. It was flaming fore and
  • aft, and even as Bert looked it turned over and fell, spinning over and
  • over itself and vanished into the smoke of Buffalo.
  • Bert's mouth opened and shut, and he clutched tighter on the rail of
  • the bridge. For some moments--they seemed long moments--the two fleets
  • remained without any further change flying obliquely towards each other,
  • and making what came to Bert's ears as a midget uproar. Then suddenly
  • from either side airships began dropping out of alignment, smitten by
  • missiles he could neither see nor trace. The string of Asiatic ships
  • swung round and either charged into or over (it was difficult to say
  • from below) the shattered line of the Germans, who seemed to open out
  • to give way to them. Some sort of manoeuvring began, but Bert could
  • not grasp its import. The left of the battle became a confused dance
  • of airships. For some minutes up there the two crossing lines of ships
  • looked so close it seemed like a hand-to-hand scuffle in the sky. Then
  • they broke up into groups and duels. The descent of German air-ships
  • towards the lower sky increased. One of them flared down and vanished
  • far away in the north; two dropped with something twisted and crippled
  • in their movements; then a group of antagonists came down from the
  • zenith in an eddying conflict, two Asiatics against one German, and were
  • presently joined by another, and drove away eastward all together with
  • others dropping out of the German line to join them.
  • One Asiatic either rammed or collided with a still more gigantic German,
  • and the two went spinning to destruction together. The northern squadron
  • of Asiatics came into the battle unnoted by Bert, except that the
  • multitude of ships above seemed presently increased. In a little while
  • the fight was utter confusion, drifting on the whole to the southwest
  • against the wind. It became more and more a series of group encounters.
  • Here a huge German airship flamed earthward with a dozen flat Asiatic
  • craft about her, crushing her every attempt to recover. Here another
  • hung with its screw fighting off the swordsman from a swarm of
  • flying-machines. Here, again, an Asiatic aflame at either end swooped
  • out of the battle. His attention went from incident to incident in the
  • vast clearness overhead; these conspicuous cases of destruction caught
  • and held his mind; it was only very slowly that any sort of scheme
  • manifested itself between those nearer, more striking episodes.
  • The mass of the airships that eddied remotely above was, however,
  • neither destroying nor destroyed. The majority of them seemed to
  • be going at full speed and circling upward for position, exchanging
  • ineffectual shots as they did so. Very little ramming was essayed after
  • the first tragic downfall of rammer and rammed, and what ever attempts
  • at boarding were made were invisible to Bert. There seemed, however,
  • a steady attempt to isolate antagonists, to cut them off from their
  • fellows and bear them down, causing a perpetual sailing back and
  • interlacing of these shoaling bulks. The greater numbers of the Asiatics
  • and their swifter heeling movements gave them the effect of persistently
  • attacking the Germans. Overhead, and evidently endeavouring to keep
  • itself in touch with the works of Niagara, a body of German airships
  • drew itself together into a compact phalanx, and the Asiatics became
  • more and more intent upon breaking this up. He was grotesquely reminded
  • of fish in a fish-pond struggling for crumbs. He could see puny puffs of
  • smoke and the flash of bombs, but never a sound came down to him....
  • A flapping shadow passed for a moment between Bert and the sun and was
  • followed by another. A whirring of engines, click, clock, clitter clock,
  • smote upon his ears. Instantly he forgot the zenith.
  • Perhaps a hundred yards above the water, out of the south, riding like
  • Valkyries swiftly through the air on the strange steeds the engineering
  • of Europe had begotten upon the artistic inspiration of Japan, came
  • a long string of Asiatic swordsman. The wings flapped jerkily, click,
  • block, clitter clock, and the machines drove up; they spread and ceased,
  • and the apparatus came soaring through the air. So they rose and fell
  • and rose again. They passed so closely overhead that Bert could hear
  • their voices calling to one another. They swooped towards Niagara city
  • and landed one after another in a long line in a clear space before
  • the hotel. But he did not stay to watch them land. One yellow face had
  • craned over and looked at him, and for one enigmatical instant met his
  • eyes....
  • It was then the idea came to Bert that he was altogether too conspicuous
  • in the middle of the bridge, and that he took to his heels towards Goat
  • Island. Thence, dodging about among the trees, with perhaps an excessive
  • self-consciousness, he watched the rest of the struggle.
  • 5
  • When Bert's sense of security was sufficiently restored for him to watch
  • the battle again, he perceived that a brisk little fight was in
  • progress between the Asiatic aeronauts and the German engineers for the
  • possession of Niagara city. It was the first time in the whole course of
  • the war that he had seen anything resembling fighting as he had studied
  • it in the illustrated papers of his youth. It seemed to him almost as
  • though things were coming right. He saw men carrying rifles and taking
  • cover and running briskly from point to point in a loose attacking
  • formation. The first batch of aeronauts had probably been under the
  • impression that the city was deserted. They had grounded in the open
  • near Prospect Park and approached the houses towards the power-works
  • before they were disillusioned by a sudden fire. They had scattered back
  • to the cover of a bank near the water--it was too far for them to reach
  • their machines again; they were lying and firing at the men in the
  • hotels and frame-houses about the power-works.
  • Then to their support came a second string of red flying-machines
  • driving up from the east. They rose up out of the haze above the houses
  • and came round in a long curve as if surveying the position below. The
  • fire of the Germans rose to a roar, and one of those soaring shapes gave
  • an abrupt jerk backward and fell among the houses. The others swooped
  • down exactly like great birds upon the roof of the power-house. They
  • caught upon it, and from each sprang a nimble little figure and ran
  • towards the parapet.
  • Other flapping bird-shapes came into this affair, but Bert had not seen
  • their coming. A staccato of shots came over to him, reminding him of
  • army manoeuvres, of newspaper descriptions of fights, of all that was
  • entirely correct in his conception of warfare. He saw quite a number of
  • Germans running from the outlying houses towards the power-house. Two
  • fell. One lay still, but the other wriggled and made efforts for a time.
  • The hotel that was used as a hospital, and to which he had helped carry
  • the wounded men from the Zeppelin earlier in the day, suddenly ran up
  • the Geneva flag. The town that had seemed so quiet had evidently
  • been concealing a considerable number of Germans, and they were
  • now concentrating to hold the central power-house. He wondered what
  • ammunition they might have. More and more of the Asiatic flying-machines
  • came into the conflict. They had disposed of the unfortunate German
  • drachenflieger and were now aiming at the incipient aeronautic
  • park,--the electric gas generators and repair stations which formed
  • the German base. Some landed, and their aeronauts took cover and became
  • energetic infantry soldiers. Others hovered above the fight, their men
  • ever and again firing shots down at some chance exposure below. The
  • firing came in paroxysms; now there would be a watchful lull and now a
  • rapid tattoo of shots, rising to a roar. Once or twice flying machines,
  • as they circled warily, came right overhead, and for a time Bert gave
  • himself body and soul to cowering.
  • Ever and again a larger thunder mingled with the rattle and reminded
  • him of the grapple of airships far above, but the nearer fight held his
  • attention.
  • Abruptly something dropped from the zenith; something like a barrel or a
  • huge football.
  • CRASH! It smashed with an immense report. It had fallen among the
  • grounded Asiatic aeroplanes that lay among the turf and flower-beds near
  • the river. They flew in scraps and fragments, turf, trees, and gravel
  • leapt and fell; the aeronauts still lying along the canal bank were
  • thrown about like sacks, catspaws flew across the foaming water. All the
  • windows of the hotel hospital that had been shiningly reflecting blue
  • sky and airships the moment before became vast black stars. Bang!--a
  • second followed. Bert looked up and was filled with a sense of a number
  • of monstrous bodies swooping down, coming down on the whole affair like
  • a flight of bellying blankets, like a string of vast dish-covers. The
  • central tangle of the battle above was circling down as if to come
  • into touch with the power-house fight. He got a new effect of airships
  • altogether, as vast things coming down upon him, growing swiftly larger
  • and larger and more overwhelming, until the houses over the way seemed
  • small, the American rapids narrow, the bridge flimsy, the combatants
  • infinitesimal. As they came down they became audible as a complex of
  • shootings and vast creakings and groanings and beatings and throbbings
  • and shouts and shots. The fore-shortened black eagles at the fore-ends
  • of the Germans had an effect of actual combat of flying feathers.
  • Some of these fighting airships came within five hundred feet of the
  • ground. Bert could see men on the lower galleries of the Germans,
  • firing rifles; could see Asiatics clinging to the ropes; saw one man
  • in aluminium diver's gear fall flashing headlong into the waters above
  • Goat Island. For the first time he saw the Asiatic airships closely.
  • From this aspect they reminded him more than anything else of colossal
  • snowshoes; they had a curious patterning in black and white, in forms
  • that reminded him of the engine-turned cover of a watch. They had no
  • hanging galleries, but from little openings on the middle line peeped
  • out men and the muzzles of guns. So, driving in long, descending and
  • ascending curves, these monsters wrestled and fought. It was like clouds
  • fighting, like puddings trying to assassinate each other. They whirled
  • and circled about each other, and for a time threw Goat Island and
  • Niagara into a smoky twilight, through which the sunlight smote in
  • shafts and beams. They spread and closed and spread and grappled and
  • drove round over the rapids, and two miles away or more into Canada,
  • and back over the Falls again. A German caught fire, and the whole crowd
  • broke away from her flare and rose about her dispersing, leaving her to
  • drop towards Canada and blow up as she dropped. Then with renewed uproar
  • the others closed again. Once from the men in Niagara city came a sound
  • like an ant-hill cheering. Another German burnt, and one badly deflated
  • by the prow of an antagonist, flopped out of action southward.
  • It became more and more evident that the Germans were getting the
  • worst of the unequal fight. More and more obviously were they being
  • persecuted. Less and less did they seem to fight with any object other
  • than escape. The Asiatics swept by them and above them, ripped their
  • bladders, set them alight, picked off their dimly seen men in diving
  • clothes, who struggled against fire and tear with fire extinguishers and
  • silk ribbons in the inner netting. They answered only with ineffectual
  • shots. Thence the battle circled back over Niagara, and then suddenly
  • the Germans, as if at a preconcerted signal, broke and dispersed, going
  • east, west, north, and south, in open and confused flight. The Asiatics,
  • as they realised this, rose to fly above them and after them. Only
  • one little knot of four Germans and perhaps a dozen Asiatics remained
  • fighting about the Hohenzollern and the Prince as he circled in a last
  • attempt to save Niagara.
  • Round they swooped once again over the Canadian Fall, over the waste of
  • waters eastward, until they were distant and small, and then round and
  • back, hurrying, bounding, swooping towards the one gaping spectator.
  • The whole struggling mass approached very swiftly, growing rapidly
  • larger, and coming out black and featureless against the afternoon sun
  • and above the blinding welter of the Upper Rapids. It grew like a storm
  • cloud until once more it darkened the sky. The flat Asiatic airships
  • kept high above the Germans and behind them, and fired unanswered
  • bullets into their gas-chambers and upon their flanks--the one-man
  • flying-machines hovered and alighted like a swarm of attacking bees.
  • Nearer they came, and nearer, filling the lower heaven. Two of the
  • Germans swooped and rose again, but the Hohenzollern had suffered too
  • much for that. She lifted weakly, turned sharply as if to get out of
  • the battle, burst into flames fore and aft, swept down to the water,
  • splashed into it obliquely, and rolled over and over and came down
  • stream rolling and smashing and writhing like a thing alive, halting and
  • then coming on again, with her torn and bent propeller still beating the
  • air. The bursting flames spluttered out again in clouds of steam. It was
  • a disaster gigantic in its dimensions. She lay across the rapids like
  • an island, like tall cliffs, tall cliffs that came rolling, smoking, and
  • crumpling, and collapsing, advancing with a sort of fluctuating rapidity
  • upon Bert. One Asiatic airship--it looked to Bert from below like three
  • hundred yards of pavement--whirled back and circled two or three times
  • over that great overthrow, and half a dozen crimson flying-machines
  • danced for a moment like great midges in the sunlight before they swept
  • on after their fellows. The rest of the fight had already gone over the
  • island, a wild crescendo of shots and yells and smashing uproar. It was
  • hidden from Bert now by the trees of the island, and forgotten by him in
  • the nearer spectacle of the huge advance of the defeated German airship.
  • Something fell with a mighty smashing and splintering of boughs unheeded
  • behind him.
  • It seemed for a time that the Hohenzollern must needs break her back
  • upon the Parting of the Waters, and then for a time her propeller
  • flopped and frothed in the river and thrust the mass of buckling,
  • crumpled wreckage towards the American shore. Then the sweep of the
  • torrent that foamed down to the American Fall caught her, and in another
  • minute the immense mass of deflating wreckage, with flames spurting out
  • in three new places, had crashed against the bridge that joined Goat
  • Island and Niagara city, and forced a long arm, as it were, in a heaving
  • tangle under the central span. Then the middle chambers blew up with a
  • loud report, and in another moment the bridge had given way and the main
  • bulk of the airship, like some grotesque cripple in rags, staggered,
  • flapping and waving flambeaux to the crest of the Fall and hesitated
  • there and vanished in a desperate suicidal leap.
  • Its detached fore-end remained jammed against that little island, Green
  • Island it used to be called, which forms the stepping-stone between the
  • mainland and Goat Island's patch of trees.
  • Bert followed this disaster from the Parting of the Waters to the bridge
  • head. Then, regardless of cover, regardless of the Asiatic airship
  • hovering like a huge house roof without walls above the Suspension
  • Bridge, he sprinted along towards the north and came out for the first
  • time upon that rocky point by Luna Island that looks sheer down upon
  • the American Fall. There he stood breathless amidst that eternal rush of
  • sound, breathless and staring.
  • Far below, and travelling rapidly down the gorge, whirled something like
  • a huge empty sack. For him it meant--what did it not mean?--the German
  • air-fleet, Kurt, the Prince, Europe, all things stable and familiar,
  • the forces that had brought him, the forces that had seemed indisputably
  • victorious. And it went down the rapids like an empty sack and left the
  • visible world to Asia, to yellow people beyond Christendom, to all that
  • was terrible and strange!
  • Remote over Canada receded the rest of that conflict and vanished beyond
  • the range of his vision....
  • CHAPTER IX. ON GOAT ISLAND
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  • The whack of a bullet on the rocks beside him reminded him that he was
  • a visible object and wearing at least portions of a German uniform. It
  • drove him into the trees again, and for a time he dodged and dropped and
  • sought cover like a chick hiding among reeds from imaginary hawks.
  • “Beaten,” he whispered. “Beaten and done for... Chinese! Yellow chaps
  • chasing 'em!”
  • At last he came to rest in a clump of bushes near a locked-up and
  • deserted refreshment shed within view of the American side. They made
  • a sort of hole and harbour for him; they met completely overhead. He
  • looked across the rapids, but the firing had ceased now altogether and
  • everything seemed quiet. The Asiatic aeroplane had moved from its former
  • position above the Suspension Bridge, was motionless now above Niagara
  • city, shadowing all that district about the power-house which had been
  • the scene of the land fight. The monster had an air of quiet and assured
  • predominance, and from its stern it trailed, serene and ornamental, a
  • long streaming flag, the red, black, and yellow of the great alliance,
  • the Sunrise and the Dragon. Beyond, to the east, at a much higher level,
  • hung a second consort, and Bert, presently gathering courage, wriggled
  • out and craned his neck to find another still airship against the sunset
  • in the south.
  • “Gaw!” he said. “Beaten and chased! My Gawd!”
  • The fighting, it seemed at first, was quite over in Niagara city, though
  • a German flag was still flying from one shattered house. A white sheet
  • was hoisted above the power-house, and this remained flying all through
  • the events that followed. But presently came a sound of shots and then
  • German soldiers running. They disappeared among the houses, and then
  • came two engineers in blue shirts and trousers hotly pursued by three
  • Japanese swordsman. The foremost of the two fugitives was a shapely man,
  • and ran lightly and well; the second was a sturdy little man, and rather
  • fat. He ran comically in leaps and bounds, with his plump arms bent up
  • by his side and his head thrown back. The pursuers ran with uniforms and
  • dark thin metal and leather head-dresses. The little man stumbled, and
  • Bert gasped, realising a new horror in war.
  • The foremost swordsman won three strides on him and was near enough to
  • slash at him and miss as he spurted.
  • A dozen yards they ran, and then the swordsman slashed again, and Bert
  • could hear across the waters a little sound like the moo of an elfin cow
  • as the fat little man fell forward. Slash went the swordsman and slash
  • at something on the ground that tried to save itself with ineffectual
  • hands. “Oh, I carn't!” cried Bert, near blubbering, and staring with
  • starting eyes.
  • The swordsman slashed a fourth time and went on as his fellows came up
  • after the better runner. The hindmost swordsman stopped and turned back.
  • He had perceived some movement perhaps; but at any rate he stood, and
  • ever and again slashed at the fallen body.
  • “Oo-oo!” groaned Bert at every slash, and shrank closer into the bushes
  • and became very still. Presently came a sound of shots from the town,
  • and then everything was quiet, everything, even the hospital.
  • He saw presently little figures sheathing swords come out from the
  • houses and walk to the debris of the flying-machines the bomb had
  • destroyed. Others appeared wheeling undamaged aeroplanes upon their
  • wheels as men might wheel bicycles, and sprang into the saddles and
  • flapped into the air. A string of three airships appeared far away
  • in the east and flew towards the zenith. The one that hung low above
  • Niagara city came still lower and dropped a rope ladder to pick up men
  • from the power-house.
  • For a long time he watched the further happenings in Niagara city as a
  • rabbit might watch a meet. He saw men going from building to building,
  • to set fire to them, as he presently realised, and he heard a series
  • of dull detonations from the wheel pit of the power-house. Some similar
  • business went on among the works on the Canadian side. Meanwhile more
  • and more airships appeared, and many more flying-machines, until at last
  • it seemed to him nearly a third of the Asiatic fleet had re-assembled.
  • He watched them from his bush, cramped but immovable, watched them
  • gather and range themselves and signal and pick up men, until at last
  • they sailed away towards the glowing sunset, going to the great Asiatic
  • rendez-vous, above the oil wells of Cleveland. They dwindled and passed
  • away, leaving him alone, so far as he could tell, the only living man
  • in a world of ruin and strange loneliness almost beyond describing. He
  • watched them recede and vanish. He stood gaping after them.
  • “Gaw!” he said at last, like one who rouses himself from a trance.
  • It was far more than any personal desolation extremity that flooded his
  • soul. It seemed to him indeed that this must be the sunset of his race.
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  • He did not at first envisage his own plight in definite and
  • comprehensible terms. Things happened to him so much of late, his
  • own efforts had counted for so little, that he had become passive and
  • planless. His last scheme had been to go round the coast of England as
  • a Desert Dervish giving refined entertainment to his fellow-creatures.
  • Fate had quashed that. Fate had seen fit to direct him to other
  • destinies, had hurried him from point to point, and dropped him at
  • last upon this little wedge of rock between the cataracts. It did
  • not instantly occur to him that now it was his turn to play. He had
  • a singular feeling that all must end as a dream ends, that presently
  • surely he would be back in the world of Grubb and Edna and Bun Hill,
  • that this roar, this glittering presence of incessant water, would be
  • drawn aside as a curtain is drawn aside after a holiday lantern show,
  • and old familiar, customary things re-assume their sway. It would be
  • interesting to tell people how he had seen Niagara. And then Kurt's
  • words came into his head: “People torn away from the people they care
  • for; homes smashed, creatures full of life and memories and peculiar
  • little gifts--torn to pieces, starved, and spoilt.”...
  • He wondered, half incredulous, if that was in deed true. It was so hard
  • to realise it. Out beyond there was it possible that Tom and Jessica
  • were also in some dire extremity? that the little green-grocer's shop
  • was no longer standing open, with Jessica serving respectfully, warming
  • Tom's ear in sharp asides, or punctually sending out the goods?
  • He tried to think what day of the week it was, and found he had lost his
  • reckoning. Perhaps it was Sunday. If so, were they going to church or,
  • were they hiding, perhaps in bushes? What had happened to the landlord,
  • the butcher, and to Butteridge and all those people on Dymchurch beach?
  • Something, he knew, had happened to London--a bombardment. But who had
  • bombarded? Were Tom and Jessica too being chased by strange brown men
  • with long bare swords and evil eyes? He thought of various possible
  • aspects of affliction, but presently one phase ousted all the others.
  • Were they getting much to eat? The question haunted him, obsessed him.
  • If one was very hungry would one eat rats?
  • It dawned upon him that a peculiar misery that oppressed him was not so
  • much anxiety and patriotic sorrow as hunger. Of course he was hungry!
  • He reflected and turned his steps towards the little refreshment shed
  • that stood near the end of the ruined bridge. “Ought to be somethin'--”
  • He strolled round it once or twice, and then attacked the shutters
  • with his pocket-knife, reinforced presently by a wooden stake he found
  • conveniently near. At last he got a shutter to give, and tore it back
  • and stuck in his head.
  • “Grub,” he remarked, “anyhow. Leastways--”
  • He got at the inside fastening of the shutter and had presently this
  • establishment open for his exploration. He found several sealed bottles
  • of sterilized milk, much mineral water, two tins of biscuits and a crock
  • of very stale cakes, cigarettes in great quantity but very dry, some
  • rather dry oranges, nuts, some tins of canned meat and fruit, and plates
  • and knives and forks and glasses sufficient for several score of people.
  • There was also a zinc locker, but he was unable to negotiate the padlock
  • of this.
  • “Shan't starve,” said Bert, “for a bit, anyhow.” He sat on the vendor's
  • seat and regaled himself with biscuits and milk, and felt for a moment
  • quite contented.
  • “Quite restful,” he muttered, munching and glancing about him
  • restlessly, “after what I been through.
  • “Crikey! WOT a day! Oh! WOT a day!”
  • Wonder took possession of him. “Gaw!” he cried: “Wot a fight it's been!
  • Smashing up the poor fellers! 'Eadlong! The airships--the fliers and
  • all. I wonder what happened to the Zeppelin?... And that chap Kurt--I
  • wonder what happened to 'im? 'E was a good sort of chap, was Kurt.”
  • Some phantom of imperial solicitude floated through his mind. “Injia,”
  • he said....
  • A more practical interest arose.
  • “I wonder if there's anything to open one of these tins of corned beef?”
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  • After he had feasted, Bert lit a cigarette and sat meditative for a
  • time. “Wonder where Grubb is?” he said; “I do wonder that! Wonder if any
  • of 'em wonder about me?”
  • He reverted to his own circumstances. “Dessay I shall 'ave to stop on
  • this island for some time.”
  • He tried to feel at his ease and secure, but presently the indefinable
  • restlessness of the social animal in solitude distressed him. He began
  • to want to look over his shoulder, and, as a corrective, roused himself
  • to explore the rest of the island.
  • It was only very slowly that he began to realise the peculiarities of
  • his position, to perceive that the breaking down of the arch between
  • Green Island and the mainland had cut him off completely from the
  • world. Indeed it was only when he came back to where the fore-end of
  • the Hohenzollern lay like a stranded ship, and was contemplating the
  • shattered bridge, that this dawned upon him. Even then it came with no
  • sort of shock to his mind, a fact among a number of other extraordinary
  • and unmanageable facts. He stared at the shattered cabins of the
  • Hohenzollern and its widow's garment of dishevelled silk for a time,
  • but without any idea of its containing any living thing; it was all so
  • twisted and smashed and entirely upside down. Then for a while he gazed
  • at the evening sky. A cloud haze was now appearing and not an airship
  • was in sight. A swallow flew by and snapped some invisible victim. “Like
  • a dream,” he repeated.
  • Then for a time the rapids held his mind. “Roaring. It keeps on roaring
  • and splashin' always and always. Keeps on....”
  • At last his interests became personal. “Wonder what I ought to do now?”
  • He reflected. “Not an idee,” he said.
  • He was chiefly conscious that a fortnight ago he had been in Bun Hill
  • with no idea of travel in his mind, and that now he was between the
  • Falls of Niagara amidst the devastation and ruins of the greatest air
  • fight in the world, and that in the interval he had been across France,
  • Belgium, Germany, England, Ireland, and a number of other countries.
  • It was an interesting thought and suitable for conversation, but of
  • no great practical utility. “Wonder 'ow I can get orf this?” he said.
  • “Wonder if there is a way out? If not... rummy!”
  • Further reflection decided, “I believe I got myself in a bit of a 'ole
  • coming over that bridge....
  • “Any'ow--got me out of the way of them Japanesy chaps. Wouldn't 'ave
  • taken 'em long to cut MY froat. No. Still--”
  • He resolved to return to the point of Luna Island. For a long time he
  • stood without stirring, scrutinising the Canadian shore and the wreckage
  • of hotels and houses and the fallen trees of the Victoria Park, pink now
  • in the light of sundown. Not a human being was perceptible in that scene
  • of headlong destruction. Then he came back to the American side of
  • the island, crossed close to the crumpled aluminium wreckage of the
  • Hohenzollern to Green Islet, and scrutinised the hopeless breach in the
  • further bridge and the water that boiled beneath it. Towards Buffalo
  • there was still much smoke, and near the position of the Niagara railway
  • station the houses were burning vigorously. Everything was deserted now,
  • everything was still. One little abandoned thing lay on a transverse
  • path between town and road, a crumpled heap of clothes with sprawling
  • limbs....
  • “'Ave a look round,” said Bert, and taking a path that ran through the
  • middle of the island he presently discovered the wreckage of the two
  • Asiatic aeroplanes that had fallen out of the struggle that ended the
  • Hohenzollern.
  • With the first he found the wreckage of an aeronaut too.
  • The machine had evidently dropped vertically and was badly knocked
  • about amidst a lot of smashed branches in a clump of trees. Its bent and
  • broken wings and shattered stays sprawled amidst new splintered wood,
  • and its forepeak stuck into the ground. The aeronaut dangled weirdly
  • head downward among the leaves and branches some yards away, and Bert
  • only discovered him as he turned from the aeroplane. In the dusky
  • evening light and stillness--for the sun had gone now and the wind
  • had altogether fallen-this inverted yellow face was anything but a
  • tranquilising object to discover suddenly a couple of yards away. A
  • broken branch had run clean through the man's thorax, and he hung, so
  • stabbed, looking limp and absurd. In his hand he still clutched, with
  • the grip of death, a short light rifle.
  • For some time Bert stood very still, inspecting this thing.
  • Then he began to walk away from it, looking constantly back at it.
  • Presently in an open glade he came to a stop.
  • “Gaw!” he whispered, “I don' like dead bodies some'ow! I'd almost rather
  • that chap was alive.”
  • He would not go along the path athwart which the Chinaman hung. He felt
  • he would rather not have trees round him any more, and that it would be
  • more comfortable to be quite close to the sociable splash and uproar of
  • the rapids.
  • He came upon the second aeroplane in a clear grassy space by the side of
  • the streaming water, and it seemed scarcely damaged at all. It looked as
  • though it had floated down into a position of rest. It lay on its side
  • with one wing in the air. There was no aeronaut near it, dead or alive.
  • There it lay abandoned, with the water lapping about its long tail.
  • Bert remained a little aloof from it for a long time, looking into
  • the gathering shadows among the trees, in the expectation of another
  • Chinaman alive or dead. Then very cautiously he approached the machine
  • and stood regarding its widespread vans, its big steering wheel and
  • empty saddle. He did not venture to touch it.
  • “I wish that other chap wasn't there,” he said. “I do wish 'e wasn't
  • there!”
  • He saw a few yards away, something bobbing about in an eddy that spun
  • within a projecting head of rock. As it went round it seemed to draw him
  • unwillingly towards it....
  • What could it be?
  • “Blow!” said Bert. “It's another of 'em.”
  • It held him. He told himself that it was the other aeronaut that had
  • been shot in the fight and fallen out of the saddle as he strove to
  • land. He tried to go away, and then it occurred to him that he might get
  • a branch or something and push this rotating object out into the stream.
  • That would leave him with only one dead body to worry about. Perhaps he
  • might get along with one. He hesitated and then with a certain emotion
  • forced himself to do this. He went towards the bushes and cut himself a
  • wand and returned to the rocks and clambered out to a corner between the
  • eddy and the stream, By that time the sunset was over and the bats were
  • abroad--and he was wet with perspiration.
  • He prodded the floating blue-clad thing with his wand, failed, tried
  • again successfully as it came round, and as it went out into the stream
  • it turned over, the light gleamed on golden hair and--it was Kurt!
  • It was Kurt, white and dead and very calm. There was no mistaking him.
  • There was still plenty of light for that. The stream took him and he
  • seemed to compose himself in its swift grip as one who stretches himself
  • to rest. White-faced he was now, and all the colour gone out of him.
  • A feeling of infinite distress swept over Bert as the body swept out of
  • sight towards the fall. “Kurt!” he cried, “Kurt! I didn't mean to! Kurt!
  • don' leave me 'ere! Don' leave me!”
  • Loneliness and desolation overwhelmed him. He gave way. He stood on
  • the rock in the evening light, weeping and wailing passionately like a
  • child. It was as though some link that had held him to all these things
  • had broken and gone. He was afraid like a child in a lonely room,
  • shamelessly afraid.
  • The twilight was closing about him. The trees were full now of strange
  • shadows. All the things about him became strange and unfamiliar with
  • that subtle queerness one feels oftenest in dreams. “O God! I carn'
  • stand this,” he said, and crept back from the rocks to the grass and
  • crouched down, and suddenly wild sorrow for the death of Kurt, Kurt the
  • brave, Kurt the kindly, came to his help and he broke from whimpering to
  • weeping. He ceased to crouch; he sprawled upon the grass and clenched an
  • impotent fist.
  • “This war,” he cried, “this blarsted foolery of a war.
  • “O Kurt! Lieutenant Kurt!
  • “I done,” he said, “I done. I've 'ad all I want, and more than I
  • want. The world's all rot, and there ain't no sense in it. The night's
  • coming.... If 'E comes after me--'E can't come after me--'E can't!...
  • “If 'E comes after me, I'll fro' myself into the water.”...
  • Presently he was talking again in a low undertone.
  • “There ain't nothing to be afraid of reely. It's jest imagination. Poor
  • old Kurt--he thought it would happen. Prevision like. 'E never gave me
  • that letter or tole me who the lady was. It's like what 'e said--people
  • tore away from everything they belonged to--everywhere. Exactly like
  • what 'e said.... 'Ere I am cast away--thousands of miles from Edna or
  • Grubb or any of my lot--like a plant tore up by the roots.... And every
  • war's been like this, only I 'adn't the sense to understand it. Always.
  • All sorts of 'oles and corners chaps 'ave died in. And people 'adn't the
  • sense to understand, 'adn't the sense to feel it and stop it. Thought
  • war was fine. My Gawd!...
  • “Dear old Edna. She was a fair bit of all right--she was. That time we
  • 'ad a boat at Kingston....
  • “I bet--I'll see 'er again yet. Won't be my fault if I don't.”...
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  • Suddenly, on the very verge of this heroic resolution, Bert became
  • rigid with terror. Something was creeping towards him through the
  • grass. Something was creeping and halting and creeping again towards him
  • through the dim dark grass. The night was electrical with horror. For a
  • time everything was still. Bert ceased to breathe. It could not be. No,
  • it was too small!
  • It advanced suddenly upon him with a rush, with a little meawling cry
  • and tail erect. It rubbed its head against him and purred. It was a
  • tiny, skinny little kitten.
  • “Gaw, Pussy! 'ow you frightened me!” said Bert, with drops of
  • perspiration on his brow.
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  • He sat with his back to a tree stump all that night, holding the kitten
  • in his arms. His mind was tired, and he talked or thought coherently no
  • longer. Towards dawn he dozed.
  • When he awoke, he was stiff but in better heart, and the kitten slept
  • warmly and reassuringly inside his jacket. And fear, he found, had gone
  • from amidst the trees.
  • He stroked the kitten, and the little creature woke up to excessive
  • fondness and purring. “You want some milk,” said Bert. “That's what you
  • want. And I could do with a bit of brekker too.”
  • He yawned and stood up, with the kitten on his shoulder, and stared
  • about him, recalling the circumstances of the previous day, the grey,
  • immense happenings.
  • “Mus' do something,” he said.
  • He turned towards the trees, and was presently contemplating the dead
  • aeronaut again. The kitten he held companionably against his neck.
  • The body was horrible, but not nearly so horrible as it had been at
  • twilight, and now the limbs were limper and the gun had slipped to the
  • ground and lay half hidden in the grass.
  • “I suppose we ought to bury 'im, Kitty,” said Bert, and looked
  • helplessly at the rocky soil about him. “We got to stay on the island
  • with 'im.”
  • It was some time before he could turn away and go on towards that
  • provision shed. “Brekker first,” he said, “anyhow,” stroking the kitten
  • on his shoulder. She rubbed his cheek affectionately with her furry
  • little face and presently nibbled at his ear. “Wan' some milk, eh?” he
  • said, and turned his back on the dead man as though he mattered nothing.
  • He was puzzled to find the door of the shed open, though he had closed
  • and latched it very carefully overnight, and he found also some dirty
  • plates he had not noticed before on the bench. He discovered that the
  • hinges of the tin locker were unscrewed and that it could be opened. He
  • had not observed this overnight.
  • “Silly of me!” said Bert. “'Ere I was puzzlin' and whackin' away at the
  • padlock, never noticing.” It had been used apparently as an ice-chest,
  • but it contained nothing now but the remains of half-dozen boiled
  • chickens, some ambiguous substance that might once have been butter, and
  • a singularly unappetising smell. He closed the lid again carefully.
  • He gave the kitten some milk in a dirty plate and sat watching its busy
  • little tongue for a time. Then he was moved to make an inventory of
  • the provisions. There were six bottles of milk unopened and one opened,
  • sixty bottles of mineral water and a large stock of syrups, about two
  • thousand cigarettes and upwards of a hundred cigars, nine oranges,
  • two unopened tins of corned beef and one opened, and five large tins
  • California peaches. He jotted it down on a piece of paper. “'Ain't much
  • solid food,” he said. “Still--A fortnight, say!
  • “Anything might happen in a fortnight.”
  • He gave the kitten a small second helping and a scrap of beef and then
  • went down with the little creature running after him, tail erect and in
  • high spirits, to look at the remains of the Hohenzollern.
  • It had shifted in the night and seemed on the whole more firmly grounded
  • on Green Island than before. From it his eye went to the shattered
  • bridge and then across to the still desolation of Niagara city. Nothing
  • moved over there but a number of crows. They were busy with the engineer
  • he had seen cut down on the previous day. He saw no dogs, but he heard
  • one howling.
  • “We got to get out of this some'ow, Kitty,” he said. “That milk won't
  • last forever--not at the rate you lap it.”
  • He regarded the sluice-like flood before him.
  • “Plenty of water,” he said. “Won't be drink we shall want.”
  • He decided to make a careful exploration of the island. Presently he
  • came to a locked gate labelled “Biddle Stairs,” and clambered over to
  • discover a steep old wooden staircase leading down the face of the cliff
  • amidst a vast and increasing uproar of waters. He left the kitten above
  • and descended these, and discovered with a thrill of hope a path leading
  • among the rocks at the foot of the roaring downrush of the Centre Fall.
  • Perhaps this was a sort of way!
  • It led him only to the choking and deafening experience of the Cave of
  • the Winds, and after he had spent a quarter of an hour in a partially
  • stupefied condition flattened between solid rock and nearly as solid
  • waterfall, he decided that this was after all no practicable route to
  • Canada and retraced his steps. As he reascended the Biddle Stairs, he
  • heard what he decided at last must be a sort of echo, a sound of some
  • one walking about on the gravel paths above. When he got to the top, the
  • place was as solitary as before.
  • Thence he made his way, with the kitten skirmishing along beside him
  • in the grass, to a staircase that led to a lump of projecting rock that
  • enfiladed the huge green majesty of the Horseshoe Fall. He stood there
  • for some time in silence.
  • “You wouldn't think,” he said at last, “there was so much water.... This
  • roarin' and splashin', it gets on one's nerves at last.... Sounds
  • like people talking.... Sounds like people going about.... Sounds like
  • anything you fancy.”
  • He retired up the staircase again. “I s'pose I shall keep on goin' round
  • this blessed island,” he said drearily. “Round and round and round.”
  • He found himself presently beside the less damaged Asiatic aeroplane
  • again. He stared at it and the kitten smelt it. “Broke!” he said.
  • He looked up with a convulsive start.
  • Advancing slowly towards him out from among the trees were two tall
  • gaunt figures. They were blackened and tattered and bandaged; the
  • hind-most one limped and had his head swathed in white, but the foremost
  • one still carried himself as a Prince should do, for all that his left
  • arm was in a sling and one side of his face scalded a livid crimson. He
  • was the Prince Karl Albert, the War Lord, the “German Alexander,” and
  • the man behind him was the bird-faced man whose cabin had once been
  • taken from him and given to Bert.
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  • With that apparition began a new phase of Goat Island in Bert's
  • experience. He ceased to be a solitary representative of humanity in a
  • vast and violent and incomprehensible universe, and became once more a
  • social creature, a man in a world of other men. For an instant these two
  • were terrible, then they seemed sweet and desirable as brothers. They
  • too were in this scrape with him, marooned and puzzled. He wanted
  • extremely to hear exactly what had happened to them. What mattered it if
  • one was a Prince and both were foreign soldiers, if neither perhaps had
  • adequate English? His native Cockney freedom flowed too generously for
  • him to think of that, and surely the Asiatic fleets had purged all such
  • trivial differences. “Ul-LO!” he said; “'ow did you get 'ere?”
  • “It is the Englishman who brought us the Butteridge machine,” said the
  • bird-faced officer in German, and then in a tone of horror, as Bert
  • advanced, “Salute!” and again louder, “SALUTE!”
  • “Gaw!” said Bert, and stopped with a second comment under his breath. He
  • stared and saluted awkwardly and became at once a masked defensive thing
  • with whom co-operation was impossible.
  • For a time these two perfected modern aristocrats stood regarding the
  • difficult problem of the Anglo-Saxon citizen, that ambiguous citizen
  • who, obeying some mysterious law in his blood, would neither drill nor
  • be a democrat. Bert was by no means a beautiful object, but in some
  • inexplicable way he looked resistant. He wore his cheap suit of serge,
  • now showing many signs of wear, and its loose fit made him seem sturdier
  • than he was; above his disengaging face was a white German cap that was
  • altogether too big for him, and his trousers were crumpled up his legs
  • and their ends tucked into the rubber highlows of a deceased German
  • aeronaut. He looked an inferior, though by no means an easy inferior,
  • and instinctively they hated him.
  • The Prince pointed to the flying-machine and said something in broken
  • English that Bert took for German and failed to understand. He intimated
  • as much.
  • “Dummer Kerl!” said the bird-faced officer from among his bandages.
  • The Prince pointed again with his undamaged hand. “You verstehen dis
  • drachenflieger?”
  • Bert began to comprehend the situation. He regarded the Asiatic machine.
  • The habits of Bun Hill returned to him. “It's a foreign make,” he said
  • ambiguously.
  • The two Germans consulted. “You are an expert?” said the Prince.
  • “We reckon to repair,” said Bert, in the exact manner of Grubb.
  • The Prince sought in his vocabulary. “Is dat,” he said, “goot to fly?”
  • Bert reflected and scratched his cheek slowly. “I got to look at it,” he
  • replied.... “It's 'ad rough usage!”
  • He made a sound with his teeth he had also acquired from Grubb, put
  • his hands in his trouser pockets, and strolled back to the
  • machine. Typically Grubb chewed something, but Bert could chew only
  • imaginatively. “Three days' work in this,” he said, teething. For
  • the first time it dawned on him that there were possibilities in this
  • machine. It was evident that the wing that lay on the ground was badly
  • damaged. The three stays that held it rigid had snapped across a ridge
  • of rock and there was also a strong possibility of the engine being
  • badly damaged. The wing hook on that side was also askew, but probably
  • that would not affect the flight. Beyond that there probably wasn't much
  • the matter. Bert scratched his cheek again and contemplated the broad
  • sunlit waste of the Upper Rapids. “We might make a job of this.... You
  • leave it to me.”
  • He surveyed it intently again, and the Prince and his officer watched
  • him. In Bun Hill Bert and Grubb had developed to a very high pitch among
  • the hiring stock a method of repair by substituting; they substituted
  • bits of other machines. A machine that was too utterly and obviously
  • done for even to proffer for hire, had nevertheless still capital value.
  • It became a sort of quarry for nuts and screws and wheels, bars and
  • spokes, chain-links and the like; a mine of ill-fitting “parts” to
  • replace the defects of machines still current. And back among the trees
  • was a second Asiatic aeroplane....
  • The kitten caressed Bert's airship boots unheeded.
  • “Mend dat drachenflieger,” said the Prince.
  • “If I do mend it,” said Bert, struck by a new thought, “none of us ain't
  • to be trusted to fly it.”
  • “_I_ vill fly it,” said the Prince.
  • “Very likely break your neck,” said Bert, after a pause.
  • The Prince did not understand him and disregarded what he said. He
  • pointed his gloved finger to the machine and turned to the bird-faced
  • officer with some remark in German. The officer answered and the Prince
  • responded with a sweeping gesture towards the sky. Then he spoke--it
  • seemed eloquently. Bert watched him and guessed his meaning. “Much more
  • likely to break your neck,” he said. “'Owever. 'Ere goes.”
  • He began to pry about the saddle and engine of the drachenflieger in
  • search for tools. Also he wanted some black oily stuff for his hands and
  • face. For the first rule in the art of repairing, as it was known to the
  • firm of Grubb and Smallways, was to get your hands and face thoroughly
  • and conclusively blackened. Also he took off his jacket and waistcoat
  • and put his cap carefully to the back of his head in order to facilitate
  • scratching.
  • The Prince and the officer seemed disposed to watch him, but he
  • succeeded in making it clear to them that this would inconvenience him
  • and that he had to “puzzle out a bit” before he could get to work. They
  • thought him over, but his shop experience had given him something of the
  • authoritative way of the expert with common men. And at last they
  • went away. Thereupon he went straight to the second aeroplane, got the
  • aeronaut's gun and ammunition and hid them in a clump of nettles close
  • at hand. “That's all right,” said Bert, and then proceeded to a careful
  • inspection of the debris of the wings in the trees. Then he went back
  • to the first aeroplane to compare the two. The Bun Hill method was quite
  • possibly practicable if there was nothing hopeless or incomprehensible
  • in the engine.
  • The Germans returned presently to find him already generously smutty and
  • touching and testing knobs and screws and levers with an expression of
  • profound sagacity. When the bird-faced officer addressed a remark to
  • him, he waved him aside with, “Nong comprong. Shut it! It's no good.”
  • Then he had an idea. “Dead chap back there wants burying,” he said,
  • jerking a thumb over his shoulder.
  • 7
  • With the appearance of these two men Bert's whole universe had changed
  • again. A curtain fell before the immense and terrible desolation that
  • had overwhelmed him. He was in a world of three people, a minute human
  • world that nevertheless filled his brain with eager speculations and
  • schemes and cunning ideas. What were they thinking of? What did
  • they think of him? What did they mean to do? A hundred busy threads
  • interlaced in his mind as he pottered studiously over the Asiatic
  • aeroplane. New ideas came up like bubbles in soda water.
  • “Gaw!” he said suddenly. He had just appreciated as a special aspect of
  • this irrational injustice of fate that these two men were alive and that
  • Kurt was dead. All the crew of the Hohenzollern were shot or burnt or
  • smashed or drowned, and these two lurking in the padded forward cabin
  • had escaped.
  • “I suppose 'e thinks it's 'is bloomin' Star,” he muttered, and found
  • himself uncontrollably exasperated.
  • He stood up, facing round to the two men. They were standing side by
  • side regarding him.
  • “'It's no good,” he said, “starin' at me. You only put me out.” And
  • then seeing they did not understand, he advanced towards them, wrench in
  • hand. It occurred to him as he did so that the Prince was really a very
  • big and powerful and serene-looking person. But he said, nevertheless,
  • pointing through the trees, “dead man!”
  • The bird-faced man intervened with a reply in German.
  • “Dead man!” said Bert to him. “There.”
  • He had great difficulty in inducing them to inspect the dead Chinaman,
  • and at last led them to him. Then they made it evident that they
  • proposed that he, as a common person below the rank of officer should
  • have the sole and undivided privilege of disposing of the body by
  • dragging it to the water's edge. There was some heated gesticulation,
  • and at last the bird-faced officer abased himself to help. Together they
  • dragged the limp and now swollen Asiatic through the trees, and after
  • a rest or so--for he trailed very heavily--dumped him into the westward
  • rapid. Bert returned to his expert investigation of the flying-machine
  • at last with aching arms and in a state of gloomy rebellion. “Brasted
  • cheek!” he said. “One'd think I was one of 'is beastly German slaves!
  • “Prancing beggar!”
  • And then he fell speculating what would happen when the flying-machine,
  • was repaired--if it could be repaired.
  • The two Germans went away again, and after some reflection Bert removed
  • several nuts, resumed his jacket and vest, pocketed those nuts and his
  • tools and hid the set of tools from the second aeroplane in the fork of
  • a tree. “Right O,” he said, as he jumped down after the last of these
  • precautions. The Prince and his companion reappeared as he returned to
  • the machine by the water's edge. The Prince surveyed his progress for
  • a time, and then went towards the Parting of the Waters and stood with
  • folded arms gazing upstream in profound thought. The bird-faced officer
  • came up to Bert, heavy with a sentence in English.
  • “Go,” he said with a helping gesture, “und eat.”
  • When Bert got to the refreshment shed, he found all the food had
  • vanished except one measured ration of corned beef and three biscuits.
  • He regarded this with open eyes and mouth.
  • The kitten appeared from under the vendor's seat with an ingratiating
  • purr. “Of course!” said Bert. “Why! where's your milk?”
  • He accumulated wrath for a moment or so, then seized the plate in one
  • hand, and the biscuits in another, and went in search of the Prince,
  • breathing vile words anent “grub” and his intimate interior. He
  • approached without saluting.
  • “'Ere!” he said fiercely. “Whad the devil's this?”
  • An entirely unsatisfactory altercation followed. Bert expounded the
  • Bun Hill theory of the relations of grub to efficiency in English,
  • the bird-faced man replied with points about nations and discipline
  • in German. The Prince, having made an estimate of Bert's quality and
  • physique, suddenly hectored. He gripped Bert by the shoulder and shook
  • him, making his pockets rattle, shouted something to him, and flung him
  • struggling back. He hit him as though he was a German private. Bert went
  • back, white and scared, but resolved by all his Cockney standards upon
  • one thing. He was bound in honour to “go for” the Prince. “Gaw!” he
  • gasped, buttoning his jacket.
  • “Now,” cried the Prince, “Vil you go?” and then catching the heroic
  • gleam in Bert's eye, drew his sword.
  • The bird-faced officer intervened, saying something in German and
  • pointing skyward.
  • Far away in the southwest appeared a Japanese airship coming fast toward
  • them. Their conflict ended at that. The Prince was first to grasp the
  • situation and lead the retreat. All three scuttled like rabbits for the
  • trees, and ran to and for cover until they found a hollow in which
  • the grass grew rank. There they all squatted within six yards of one
  • another. They sat in this place for a long time, up to their necks in
  • the grass and watching through the branches for the airship. Bert had
  • dropped some of his corned beef, but he found the biscuits in his hand
  • and ate them quietly. The monster came nearly overhead and then went
  • away to Niagara and dropped beyond the power-works. When it was near,
  • they all kept silence, and then presently they fell into an argument
  • that was robbed perhaps of immediate explosive effect only by their
  • failure to understand one another.
  • It was Bert began the talking and he talked on regardless of what they
  • understood or failed to understand. But his voice must have conveyed his
  • cantankerous intentions.
  • “You want that machine done,” he said first, “you better keep your 'ands
  • off me!”
  • They disregarded that and he repeated it.
  • Then he expanded his idea and the spirit of speech took hold of him.
  • “You think you got 'old of a chap you can kick and 'it like you do your
  • private soldiers--you're jolly well mistaken. See? I've 'ad about enough
  • of you and your antics. I been thinking you over, you and your war and
  • your Empire and all the rot of it. Rot it is! It's you Germans made all
  • the trouble in Europe first and last. And all for nothin'. Jest silly
  • prancing! Jest because you've got the uniforms and flags! 'Ere I was--I
  • didn't want to 'ave anything to do with you. I jest didn't care a 'eng
  • at all about you. Then you get 'old of me--steal me practically--and
  • 'ere I am, thousands of miles away from 'ome and everything, and all
  • your silly fleet smashed up to rags. And you want to go on prancin' NOW!
  • Not if 'I know it!
  • “Look at the mischief you done! Look at the way you smashed up New
  • York--the people you killed, the stuff you wasted. Can't you learn?”
  • “Dummer Kerl!” said the bird-faced man suddenly in a tone of
  • concentrated malignancy, glaring under his bandages. “Esel!”
  • “That's German for silly ass!--I know. But who's the silly ass--'im
  • or me? When I was a kid, I used to read penny dreadfuls about 'avin
  • adventures and bein' a great c'mander and all that rot. I stowed it. But
  • what's 'e got in 'is head? Rot about Napoleon, rot about Alexander, rot
  • about 'is blessed family and 'im and Gord and David and all that. Any
  • one who wasn't a dressed-up silly fool of a Prince could 'ave told all
  • this was goin' to 'appen. There was us in Europe all at sixes and sevens
  • with our silly flags and our silly newspapers raggin' us up against each
  • other and keepin' us apart, and there was China, solid as a cheese, with
  • millions and millions of men only wantin' a bit of science and a bit of
  • enterprise to be as good as all of us. You thought they couldn't get at
  • you. And then they got flying-machines. And bif!--'ere we are. Why, when
  • they didn't go on making guns and armies in China, we went and poked 'em
  • up until they did. They '_ad_ to give us this lickin' they've give us. We
  • wouldn't be happy until they did, and as I say, 'ere we are!”
  • The bird-faced officer shouted to him to be quiet, and then began a
  • conversation with the Prince.
  • “British citizen,” said Bert. “You ain't obliged to listen, but I ain't
  • obliged to shut up.”
  • And for some time he continued his dissertation upon Imperialism,
  • militarism, and international politics. But their talking put him
  • out, and for a time he was certainly merely repeating abusive terms,
  • “prancin' nincompoops” and the like, old terms and new. Then suddenly
  • he remembered his essential grievance. “'Owever, look 'ere--'ere!--the
  • thing I started this talk about is where's that food there was in that
  • shed? That's what I want to know. Where you put it?”
  • He paused. They went on talking in German. He repeated his question.
  • They disregarded him. He asked a third time in a manner insupportably
  • aggressive.
  • There fell a tense silence. For some seconds the three regarded one
  • another. The Prince eyed Bert steadfastly, and Bert quailed under his
  • eye. Slowly the Prince rose to his feet and the bird-faced officer
  • jerked up beside him. Bert remained squatting.
  • “Be quaiat,” said the Prince.
  • Bert perceived this was no moment for eloquence.
  • The two Germans regarded him as he crouched there. Death for a moment
  • seemed near.
  • Then the Prince turned away and the two of them went towards the
  • flying-machine.
  • “Gaw!” whispered Bert, and then uttered under his breath one single word
  • of abuse. He sat crouched together for perhaps three minutes, then
  • he sprang to his feet and went off towards the Chinese aeronaut's gun
  • hidden among the weeds.
  • 8
  • There was no pretence after that moment that Bert was under the
  • orders of the Prince or that he was going on with the repairing of the
  • flying-machine. The two Germans took possession of that and set to work
  • upon it. Bert, with his new weapon went off to the neighbourhood of
  • Terrapin Rock, and there sat down to examine it. It was a short rifle
  • with a big cartridge, and a nearly full magazine. He took out the
  • cartridges carefully and then tried the trigger and fittings until
  • he felt sure he had the use of it. He reloaded carefully. Then he
  • remembered he was hungry and went off, gun under his arm, to hunt in and
  • about the refreshment shed. He had the sense to perceive that he must
  • not show himself with the gun to the Prince and his companion. So long
  • as they thought him unarmed they would leave him alone, but there was
  • no knowing what the Napoleonic person might do if he saw Bert's weapon.
  • Also he did not go near them because he knew that within himself boiled
  • a reservoir of rage and fear that he wanted to shoot these two men. He
  • wanted to shoot them, and he thought that to shoot them would be a quite
  • horrible thing to do. The two sides of his inconsistent civilisation
  • warred within him.
  • Near the shed the kitten turned up again, obviously keen for milk. This
  • greatly enhanced his own angry sense of hunger. He began to talk as he
  • hunted about, and presently stood still, shouting insults. He talked of
  • war and pride and Imperialism. “Any other Prince but you would have died
  • with his men and his ship!” he cried.
  • The two Germans at the machine heard his voice going ever and again
  • amidst the clamour of the waters. Their eyes met and they smiled
  • slightly.
  • He was disposed for a time to sit in the refreshment shed waiting for
  • them, but then it occurred to him that so he might get them both at
  • close quarters. He strolled off presently to the point of Luna Island to
  • think the situation out.
  • It had seemed a comparatively simple one at first, but as he turned it
  • over in his mind its possibilities increased and multiplied. Both these
  • men had swords,--had either a revolver?
  • Also, if he shot them both, he might never find the food!
  • So far he had been going about with this gun under his arm, and a sense
  • of lordly security in his mind, but what if they saw the gun and decided
  • to ambush him? Goat Island is nearly all cover, trees, rocks, thickets,
  • and irregularities.
  • Why not go and murder them both now?
  • “I carn't,” said Bert, dismissing that. “I got to be worked up.”
  • But it was a mistake to get right away from them. That suddenly became
  • clear. He ought to keep them under observation, ought to “scout” them.
  • Then he would be able to see what they were doing, whether either of
  • them had a revolver, where they had hidden the food. He would be better
  • able to determine what they meant to do to him. If he didn't “scout”
  • them, presently they would begin to “scout” him. This seemed so
  • eminently reasonable that he acted upon it forthwith. He thought over
  • his costume and threw his collar and the tell-tale aeronaut's white cap
  • into the water far below. He turned his coat collar up to hide any gleam
  • of his dirty shirt. The tools and nuts in his pockets were disposed
  • to clank, but he rearranged them and wrapped some letters and his
  • pocket-handkerchief about them. He started off circumspectly and
  • noiselessly, listening and peering at every step. As he drew near
  • his antagonists, much grunting and creaking served to locate them. He
  • discovered them engaged in what looked like a wrestling match with the
  • Asiatic flying-machine. Their coats were off, their swords laid aside,
  • they were working magnificently. Apparently they were turning it round
  • and were having a good deal of difficulty with the long tail among the
  • trees. He dropped flat at the sight of them and wriggled into a little
  • hollow, and so lay watching their exertions. Ever and again, to pass the
  • time, he would cover one or other of them with his gun.
  • He found them quite interesting to watch, so interesting that at times
  • he came near shouting to advise them. He perceived that when they had
  • the machine turned round, they would then be in immediate want of the
  • nuts and tools he carried. Then they would come after him. They would
  • certainly conclude he had them or had hidden them. Should he hide his
  • gun and do a deal for food with these tools? He felt he would not be
  • able to part with the gun again now he had once felt its reassuring
  • company. The kitten turned up again and made a great fuss with him and
  • licked and bit his ear.
  • The sun clambered to midday, and once that morning he saw, though the
  • Germans did not, an Asiatic airship very far to the south, going swiftly
  • eastward.
  • At last the flying-machine was turned and stood poised on its wheel,
  • with its hooks pointing up the Rapids. The two officers wiped their
  • faces, resumed jackets and swords, spoke and bore themselves like men
  • who congratulated themselves on a good laborious morning. Then they
  • went off briskly towards the refreshment shed, the Prince leading.
  • Bert became active in pursuit; but he found it impossible to stalk them
  • quickly enough and silently enough to discover the hiding-place of the
  • food. He found them, when he came into sight of them again, seated with
  • their backs against the shed, plates on knee, and a tin of corned beef
  • and a plateful of biscuits between them. They seemed in fairly good
  • spirits, and once the Prince laughed. At this vision of eating Bert's
  • plans gave way. Fierce hunger carried him. He appeared before them
  • suddenly at a distance of perhaps twenty yards, gun in hand.
  • “'Ands up!” he said in a hard, ferocious voice.
  • The Prince hesitated, and then up went two pairs of hands. The gun had
  • surprised them both completely.
  • “Stand up,” said Bert.... “Drop that fork!”
  • They obeyed again.
  • “What nex'?” said Bert to himself. “'Orf stage, I suppose. That way,” he
  • said. “Go!”
  • The Prince obeyed with remarkable alacrity. When he reached the head of
  • the clearing, he said something quickly to the bird-faced man and they
  • both, with an entire lack of dignity, RAN!
  • Bert was struck with an exasperating afterthought.
  • “Gord!” he cried with infinite vexation. “Why! I ought to 'ave took
  • their swords! 'Ere!”
  • But the Germans were already out of sight, and no doubt taking cover
  • among the trees. Bert fell back upon imprecations, then he went up to
  • the shed, cursorily examined the possibility of a flank attack, put his
  • gun handy, and set to work, with a convulsive listening pause before
  • each mouthful on the Prince's plate of corned beef. He had finished that
  • up and handed its gleanings to the kitten and he was falling-to on the
  • second plateful, when the plate broke in his hand! He stared, with the
  • fact slowly creeping upon him that an instant before he had heard a
  • crack among the thickets. Then he sprang to his feet, snatched up his
  • gun in one hand and the tin of corned beef in the other, and fled round
  • the shed to the other side of the clearing. As he did so came a second
  • crack from the thickets, and something went phwit! by his ear.
  • He didn't stop running until he was in what seemed to him a strongly
  • defensible position near Luna Island. Then he took cover, panting, and
  • crouched expectant.
  • “They got a revolver after all!” he panted....
  • “Wonder if they got two? If they 'ave--Gord! I'm done!
  • “Where's the kitten? Finishin' up that corned beef, I suppose. Little
  • beggar!”
  • 9
  • So it was that war began upon Goat Island. It lasted a day and a night,
  • the longest day and the longest night in Bert's life. He had to lie
  • close and listen and watch. Also he had to scheme what he should do. It
  • was clear now that he had to kill these two men if he could, and that if
  • they could, they would kill him. The prize was first food and then the
  • flying-machine and the doubtful privilege of trying' to ride it. If one
  • failed, one would certainly be killed; if one succeeded, one would get
  • away somewhere over there. For a time Bert tried to imagine what it
  • was like over there. His mind ran over possibilities, deserts, angry
  • Americans, Japanese, Chinese--perhaps Red Indians! (Were there still Red
  • Indians?)
  • “Got to take what comes,” said Bert. “No way out of it that I can see!”
  • Was that voices? He realised that his attention was wandering. For a
  • time all his senses were very alert. The uproar of the Falls was very
  • confusing, and it mixed in all sorts of sounds, like feet walking, like
  • voices talking, like shouts and cries.
  • “Silly great catarac',” said Bert. “There ain't no sense in it, fallin'
  • and fallin'.”
  • Never mind that, now! What were the Germans doing?
  • Would they go back to the flying-machine? They couldn't do anything with
  • it, because he had those nuts and screws and the wrench and other tools.
  • But suppose they found the second set of tools he had hidden in a tree!
  • He had hidden the things well, of course, but they MIGHT find them.
  • One wasn't sure, of course--one wasn't sure. He tried to remember just
  • exactly how he had hidden those tools. He tried to persuade himself they
  • were certainly and surely hidden, but his memory began to play antics.
  • Had he really left the handle of the wrench sticking out, shining out at
  • the fork of the branch?
  • Ssh! What was that? Some one stirring in those bushes? Up went an
  • expectant muzzle. No! Where was the kitten? No! It was just imagination,
  • not even the kitten.
  • The Germans would certainly miss and hunt about for the tools and nuts
  • and screws he carried in his pockets; that was clear. Then they would
  • decide he had them and come for him. He had only to remain still under
  • cover, therefore, and he would get them. Was there any flaw in that?
  • Would they take off more removable parts of the flying-machine and then
  • lie up for him? No, they wouldn't do that, because they were two to
  • one; they would have no apprehension of his getting off in the
  • flying-machine, and no sound reason for supposing he would approach it,
  • and so they would do nothing to damage or disable it. That he decided
  • was clear. But suppose they lay up for him by the food. Well, that they
  • wouldn't do, because they would know he had this corned beef; there was
  • enough in this can to last, with moderation, several days. Of course
  • they might try to tire him out instead of attacking him--
  • He roused himself with a start. He had just grasped the real weakness of
  • his position. He might go to sleep!
  • It needed but ten minutes under the suggestion of that idea, before he
  • realised that he was going to sleep!
  • He rubbed his eyes and handled his gun. He had never before realised the
  • intensely soporific effect of the American sun, of the American air, the
  • drowsy, sleep-compelling uproar of Niagara. Hitherto these things had on
  • the whole seemed stimulating....
  • If he had not eaten so much and eaten it so fast, he would not be so
  • heavy. Are vegetarians always bright?...
  • He roused himself with a jerk again.
  • If he didn't do something, he would fall asleep, and if he fell asleep,
  • it was ten to one they would find him snoring, and finish him forthwith.
  • If he sat motionless and noiseless, he would inevitably sleep. It was
  • better, he told himself, to take even the risks of attacking than that.
  • This sleep trouble, he felt, was going to beat him, must beat him in
  • the end. They were all right; one could sleep and the other could watch.
  • That, come to think of it, was what they would always do; one would do
  • anything they wanted done, the other would lie under cover near at hand,
  • ready to shoot. They might even trap him like that. One might act as a
  • decoy.
  • That set him thinking of decoys. What a fool he had been to throw his
  • cap away. It would have been invaluable on a stick--especially at night.
  • He found himself wishing for a drink. He settled that for a time by
  • putting a pebble in his mouth. And then the sleep craving returned.
  • It became clear to him he must attack. Like many great generals before
  • him, he found his baggage, that is to say his tin of corned beef, a
  • serious impediment to mobility. At last he decided to put the beef
  • loose in his pocket and abandon the tin. It was not perhaps an ideal
  • arrangement, but one must make sacrifices when one is campaigning. He
  • crawled perhaps ten yards, and then for a time the possibilities of the
  • situation paralysed him.
  • The afternoon was still. The roar of the cataract simply threw up that
  • immense stillness in relief. He was doing his best to contrive the
  • death of two better men than himself. Also they were doing their best to
  • contrive his. What, behind this silence, were they doing.
  • Suppose he came upon them suddenly and fired, and missed?
  • 10
  • He crawled, and halted listening, and crawled again until nightfall, and
  • no doubt the German Alexander and his lieutenant did the same. A large
  • scale map of Goat Island marked with red and blue lines to show these
  • strategic movements would no doubt have displayed much interlacing, but
  • as a matter of fact neither side saw anything of the other throughout
  • that age-long day of tedious alertness. Bert never knew how near he got
  • to them nor how far he kept from them. Night found him no longer sleepy,
  • but athirst, and near the American Fall. He was inspired by the idea
  • that his antagonists might be in the wreckage of the Hohenzollern cabins
  • that was jammed against Green Island. He became enterprising, broke from
  • any attempt to conceal himself, and went across the little bridge at the
  • double. He found nobody. It was his first visit to these huge fragments
  • of airships, and for a time he explored them curiously in the dim
  • light. He discovered the forward cabin was nearly intact, with its door
  • slanting downward and a corner under water. He crept in, drank, and then
  • was struck by the brilliant idea of shutting the door and sleeping on
  • it.
  • But now he could not sleep at all.
  • He nodded towards morning and woke up to find it fully day. He
  • breakfasted on corned beef and water, and sat for a long time
  • appreciative of the security of his position. At last he became
  • enterprising and bold. He would, he decided, settle this business
  • forthwith, one way or the other. He was tired of all this crawling. He
  • set out in the morning sunshine, gun in hand, scarcely troubling to walk
  • softly. He went round the refreshment shed without finding any one,
  • and then through the trees towards the flying-machine. He came upon the
  • bird-faced man sitting on the ground with his back against a tree, bent
  • up over his folded arms, sleeping, his bandage very much over one eye.
  • Bert stopped abruptly and stood perhaps fifteen yards away, gun in hand
  • ready. Where was the Prince? Then, sticking out at the side of the tree
  • beyond, he saw a shoulder. Bert took five deliberate paces to the left.
  • The great man became visible, leaning up against the trunk, pistol in
  • one hand and sword in the other, and yawning--yawning. You can't shoot
  • a yawning man Bert found. He advanced upon his antagonist with his
  • gun levelled, some foolish fancy of “hands up” in his mind. The Prince
  • became aware of him, the yawning mouth shut like a trap and he stood
  • stiffly up. Bert stopped, silent. For a moment the two regarded one
  • another.
  • Had the Prince been a wise man he would, I suppose, have dodged behind
  • the tree. Instead, he gave vent to a shout, and raised pistol and sword.
  • At that, like an automaton, Bert pulled his trigger.
  • It was his first experience of an oxygen-containing bullet. A great
  • flame spurted from the middle of the Prince, a blinding flare, and
  • there came a thud like the firing of a gun. Something hot and wet struck
  • Bert's face. Then through a whirl of blinding smoke and steam he saw
  • limbs and a collapsing, burst body fling themselves to earth.
  • Bert was so astonished that he stood agape, and the bird-faced officer
  • might have cut him to the earth without a struggle. But instead the
  • bird-faced officer was running away through the undergrowth, dodging as
  • he went. Bert roused himself to a brief ineffectual pursuit, but he had
  • no stomach for further killing. He returned to the mangled, scattered
  • thing that had so recently been the great Prince Karl Albert. He
  • surveyed the scorched and splashed vegetation about it. He made some
  • speculative identifications. He advanced gingerly and picked up the hot
  • revolver, to find all its chambers strained and burst. He became aware
  • of a cheerful and friendly presence. He was greatly shocked that one so
  • young should see so frightful a scene.
  • “'Ere, Kitty,” he said, “this ain't no place for you.”
  • He made three strides across the devastated area, captured the kitten
  • neatly, and went his way towards the shed, with her purring loudly on
  • his shoulder.
  • “YOU don't seem to mind,” he said.
  • For a time he fussed about the shed, and at last discovered the rest
  • of the provisions hidden in the roof. “Seems 'ard,” he said, as he
  • administered a saucerful of milk, “when you get three men in a 'ole like
  • this, they can't work together. But 'im and 'is princing was jest a bit
  • too thick!”
  • “Gaw!” he reflected, sitting on the counter and eating, “what a thing
  • life is! 'Ere am I; I seen 'is picture, 'eard 'is name since I was a kid
  • in frocks. Prince Karl Albert! And if any one 'ad tole me I was going to
  • blow 'im to smithereens--there! I shouldn't 'ave believed it, Kitty.
  • “That chap at Margit ought to 'ave tole me about it. All 'e tole me was
  • that I got a weak chess.
  • “That other chap, 'e ain't going to do much. Wonder what I ought to do
  • about 'im?”
  • He surveyed the trees with a keen blue eye and fingered the gun on his
  • knee. “I don't like this killing, Kitty,” he said. “It's like Kurt said
  • about being blooded. Seems to me you got to be blooded young.... If
  • that Prince 'ad come up to me and said, 'Shake 'ands!' I'd 'ave shook
  • 'ands.... Now 'ere's that other chap, dodging about! 'E's got 'is 'ead
  • 'urt already, and there's something wrong with his leg. And burns.
  • Golly! it isn't three weeks ago I first set eyes on 'im, and then 'e was
  • smart and set up--'ands full of 'air-brushes and things, and swearin' at
  • me. A regular gentleman! Now 'e's 'arfway to a wild man. What am I to do
  • with 'im? What the 'ell am I to do with 'im? I can't leave 'im 'ave that
  • flying-machine; that's a bit too good, and if I don't kill 'im, 'e'll
  • jest 'ang about this island and starve....
  • “'E's got a sword, of course”....
  • He resumed his philosophising after he had lit a cigarette.
  • “War's a silly gaim, Kitty. It's a silly gaim! We common people--we were
  • fools. We thought those big people knew what they were up to--and they
  • didn't. Look at that chap! 'E 'ad all Germany be'ind 'im, and what 'as
  • 'e made of it? Smeshin' and blunderin' and destroyin', and there 'e 'is!
  • Jest a mess of blood and boots and things! Jest an 'orrid splash! Prince
  • Karl Albert! And all the men 'e led and the ships 'e 'ad, the airships,
  • and the dragon-fliers--all scattered like a paper-chase between this
  • 'ole and Germany. And fightin' going on and burnin' and killin' that 'e
  • started, war without end all over the world!
  • “I suppose I shall 'ave to kill that other chap. I suppose I must. But
  • it ain't at all the sort of job I fancy, Kitty!”
  • For a time he hunted about the island amidst the uproar of the
  • waterfall, looking for the wounded officer, and at last he started him
  • out of some bushes near the head of Biddle Stairs. But as he saw the
  • bent and bandaged figure in limping flight before him, he found his
  • Cockney softness too much for him again; he could neither shoot nor
  • pursue. “I carn't,” he said, “that's flat. I 'aven't the guts for it!
  • 'E'll 'ave to go.”
  • He turned his steps towards the flying-machine....
  • He never saw the bird-faced officer again, nor any further evidence of
  • his presence. Towards evening he grew fearful of ambushes and hunted
  • vigorously for an hour or so, but in vain. He slept in a good defensible
  • position at the extremity of the rocky point that runs out to the
  • Canadian Fall, and in the night he woke in panic terror and fired his
  • gun. But it was nothing. He slept no more that night. In the morning he
  • became curiously concerned for the vanished man, and hunted for him as
  • one might for an erring brother.
  • “If I knew some German,” he said, “I'd 'oller. It's jest not knowing
  • German does it. You can't explain'”
  • He discovered, later, traces of an attempt to cross the gap in the
  • broken bridge. A rope with a bolt attached had been flung across and had
  • caught in a fenestration of a projecting fragment of railing. The end of
  • the rope trailed in the seething water towards the fall.
  • But the bird-faced officer was already rubbing shoulders with certain
  • inert matter that had once been Lieutenant Kurt and the Chinese aeronaut
  • and a dead cow, and much other uncongenial company, in the huge circle
  • of the Whirlpool two and a quarter miles away. Never had that great
  • gathering place, that incessant, aimless, unprogressive hurry of
  • waste and battered things, been so crowded with strange and melancholy
  • derelicts. Round they went and round, and every day brought its
  • new contributions, luckless brutes, shattered fragments of boat and
  • flying-machine, endless citizens from the cities upon the shores of the
  • great lakes above. Much came from Cleveland. It all gathered here, and
  • whirled about indefinitely, and over it all gathered daily a greater
  • abundance of birds.
  • CHAPTER X. THE WORLD UNDER THE WAR
  • 1
  • Bert spent two more days upon Goat Island, and finished all his
  • provisions except the cigarettes and mineral water, before he brought
  • himself to try the Asiatic flying-machine.
  • Even at last he did not so much go off upon it as get carried off. It
  • had taken only an hour or so to substitute wing stays from the second
  • flying-machine and to replace the nuts he had himself removed. The
  • engine was in working order, and differed only very simply and obviously
  • from that of a contemporary motor-bicycle. The rest of the time was
  • taken up by a vast musing and delaying and hesitation. Chiefly he saw
  • himself splashing into the rapids and whirling down them to the Fall,
  • clutching and drowning, but also he had a vision of being hopelessly in
  • the air, going fast and unable to ground. His mind was too concentrated
  • upon the business of flying for him to think very much of what might
  • happen to an indefinite-spirited Cockney without credential who arrived
  • on an Asiatic flying-machine amidst the war-infuriated population
  • beyond.
  • He still had a lingering solicitude for the bird-faced officer. He had
  • a haunting fancy he might be lying disabled or badly smashed in some
  • way in some nook or cranny of the Island; and it was only after a most
  • exhaustive search that he abandoned that distressing idea. “If I found
  • 'im,” he reasoned the while, “what could I do wiv 'im? You can't blow
  • a chap's brains out when 'e's down. And I don' see 'ow else I can 'elp
  • 'im.”
  • Then the kitten bothered his highly developed sense of social
  • responsibility. “If I leave 'er, she'll starve.... Ought to catch mice
  • for 'erself.... ARE there mice?... Birds?... She's too young.... She's
  • like me; she's a bit too civilised.”
  • Finally he stuck her in his side pocket and she became greatly
  • interested in the memories of corned beef she found there. With her in
  • his pocket, he seated himself in the saddle of the flying-machine. Big,
  • clumsy thing it was--and not a bit like a bicycle. Still the working of
  • it was fairly plain. You set the engine going--SO; kicked yourself
  • up until the wheel was vertical, SO; engaged the gyroscope, SO, and
  • then--then--you just pulled up this lever.
  • Rather stiff it was, but suddenly it came over--
  • The big curved wings on either side flapped disconcertingly, flapped
  • again' click, clock, click, clock, clitter-clock!
  • Stop! The thing was heading for the water; its wheel was in the water.
  • Bert groaned from his heart and struggled to restore the lever to its
  • first position. Click, clock, clitter-clock, he was rising! The machine
  • was lifting its dripping wheel out of the eddies, and he was going up!
  • There was no stopping now, no good in stopping now. In another moment
  • Bert, clutching and convulsive and rigid, with staring eyes and a face
  • pale as death, was flapping up above the Rapids, jerking to every jerk
  • of the wings, and rising, rising.
  • There was no comparison in dignity and comfort between a flying-machine
  • and a balloon. Except in its moments of descent, the balloon was a
  • vehicle of faultless urbanity; this was a buck-jumping mule, a mule that
  • jumped up and never came down again. Click, clock, click, clock; with
  • each beat of the strangely shaped wings it jumped Bert upward and
  • caught him neatly again half a second later on the saddle. And while in
  • ballooning there is no wind, since the balloon is a part of the wind,
  • flying is a wild perpetual creation of and plunging into wind. It was
  • a wind that above all things sought to blind him, to force him to close
  • his eyes. It occurred to him presently to twist his knees and legs
  • inward and grip with them, or surely he would have been bumped into two
  • clumsy halves. And he was going up, a hundred yards high, two hundred,
  • three hundred, over the streaming, frothing wilderness of water
  • below--up, up, up. That was all right, but how presently would one go
  • horizontally? He tried to think if these things did go horizontally. No!
  • They flapped up and then they soared down. For a time he would keep
  • on flapping up. Tears streamed from his eyes. He wiped them with one
  • temerariously disengaged hand.
  • Was it better to risk a fall over land or over water--such water?
  • He was flapping up above the Upper Rapids towards Buffalo. It was at any
  • rate a comfort that the Falls and the wild swirl of waters below them
  • were behind him. He was flying up straight. That he could see. How did
  • one turn?
  • He was presently almost cool, and his eyes got more used to the rush
  • of air, but he was getting very high, very high. He tilted his head
  • forwards and surveyed the country, blinking. He could see all over
  • Buffalo, a place with three great blackened scars of ruin, and hills and
  • stretches beyond. He wondered if he was half a mile high, or more.
  • There were some people among some houses near a railway station between
  • Niagara and Buffalo, and then more people. They went like ants busily
  • in and out of the houses. He saw two motor cars gliding along the road
  • towards Niagara city. Then far away in the south he saw a great Asiatic
  • airship going eastward. “Oh, Gord!” he said, and became earnest in his
  • ineffectual attempts to alter his direction. But that airship took no
  • notice of him, and he continued to ascend convulsively. The world got
  • more and more extensive and maplike. Click, clock, clitter-clock. Above
  • him and very near to him now was a hazy stratum of cloud.
  • He determined to disengage the wing clutch. He did so. The lever
  • resisted his strength for a time, then over it came, and instantly
  • the tail of the machine cocked up and the wings became rigidly spread.
  • Instantly everything was swift and smooth and silent. He was
  • gliding rapidly down the air against a wild gale of wind, his eyes
  • three-quarters shut.
  • A little lever that had hitherto been obdurate now confessed itself
  • mobile. He turned it over gently to the right, and whiroo!--the left
  • wing had in some mysterious way given at its edge and he was sweeping
  • round and downward in an immense right-handed spiral. For some moments
  • he experienced all the helpless sensations of catastrophe. He restored
  • the lever to its middle position with some difficulty, and the wings
  • were equalised again.
  • He turned it to the left and had a sensation of being spun round
  • backwards. “Too much!” he gasped.
  • He discovered that he was rushing down at a headlong pace towards a
  • railway line and some factory buildings. They appeared to be tearing up
  • to him to devour him. He must have dropped all that height. For a moment
  • he had the ineffectual sensations of one whose bicycle bolts downhill.
  • The ground had almost taken him by surprise. “'Ere!” he cried; and then
  • with a violent effort of all his being he got the beating engine at work
  • again and set the wings flapping. He swooped down and up and resumed his
  • quivering and pulsating ascent of the air.
  • He went high again, until he had a wide view of the pleasant upland
  • country of western New York State, and then made a long coast down, and
  • so up again, and then a coast. Then as he came swooping a quarter of
  • a mile above a village he saw people running about, running
  • away--evidently in relation to his hawk-like passage. He got an idea
  • that he had been shot at.
  • “Up!” he said, and attacked that lever again. It came over with
  • remarkable docility, and suddenly the wings seemed to give way in the
  • middle. But the engine was still! It had stopped. He flung the lever
  • back rather by instinct than design. What to do?
  • Much happened in a few seconds, but also his mind was quick, he thought
  • very quickly. He couldn't get up again, he was gliding down the air; he
  • would have to hit something.
  • He was travelling at the rate of perhaps thirty miles an hour down,
  • down.
  • That plantation of larches looked the softest thing--mossy almost!
  • Could he get it? He gave himself to the steering. Round to the
  • right--left!
  • Swirroo! Crackle! He was gliding over the tops of the trees, ploughing
  • through them, tumbling into a cloud of green sharp leaves and black
  • twigs. There was a sudden snapping, and he fell off the saddle forward,
  • a thud and a crashing of branches. Some twigs hit him smartly in the
  • face....
  • He was between a tree-stem and the saddle, with his leg over the
  • steering lever and, so far as he could realise, not hurt. He tried to
  • alter his position and free his leg, and found himself slipping and
  • dropping through branches with everything giving way beneath him. He
  • clutched and found himself in the lower branches of a tree beneath the
  • flying-machine. The air was full of a pleasant resinous smell. He stared
  • for a moment motionless, and then very carefully clambered down branch
  • by branch to the soft needle-covered ground below.
  • “Good business,” he said, looking up at the bent and tilted kite-wings
  • above.
  • “I dropped soft!”
  • He rubbed his chin with his hand and meditated. “Blowed if I don't
  • think I'm a rather lucky fellow!” he said, surveying the pleasant
  • sun-bespattered ground under the trees. Then he became aware of
  • a violent tumult at his side. “Lord!” he said, “You must be 'arf
  • smothered,” and extracted the kitten from his pocket-handkerchief and
  • pocket. She was twisted and crumpled and extremely glad to see the light
  • again. Her little tongue peeped between her teeth. He put her down, and
  • she ran a dozen paces and shook herself and stretched and sat up and
  • began to wash.
  • “Nex'?” he said, looking about him, and then with a gesture of vexation,
  • “Desh it! I ought to 'ave brought that gun!”
  • He had rested it against a tree when he had seated himself in the
  • flying-machine saddle.
  • He was puzzled for a time by the immense peacefulness in the quality of
  • the world, and then he perceived that the roar of the cataract was no
  • longer in his ears.
  • 2
  • He had no very clear idea of what sort of people he might come upon
  • in this country. It was, he knew, America. Americans he had always
  • understood were the citizens of a great and powerful nation, dry and
  • humorous in their manner, addicted to the use of the bowie-knife
  • and revolver, and in the habit of talking through the nose like
  • Norfolkshire, and saying “allow” and “reckon” and “calculate,” after the
  • manner of the people who live on the New Forest side of Hampshire. Also
  • they were very rich, had rocking-chairs, and put their feet at unusual
  • altitudes, and they chewed tobacco, gum, and other substances, with
  • untiring industry. Commingled with them were cowboys, Red Indians, and
  • comic, respectful niggers. This he had learnt from the fiction in
  • his public library. Beyond that he had learnt very little. He was not
  • surprised therefore when he met armed men.
  • He decided to abandon the shattered flying-machine. He wandered through
  • the trees for some time, and then struck a road that seemed to his urban
  • English eyes to be remarkably wide but not properly “made.” Neither
  • hedge nor ditch nor curbed distinctive footpath separated it from the
  • woods, and it went in that long easy curve which distinguishes the
  • tracks of an open continent. Ahead he saw a man carrying a gun under his
  • arm, a man in a soft black hat, a blue blouse, and black trousers,
  • and with a broad round-fat face quite innocent of goatee. This person
  • regarded him askance and heard him speak with a start.
  • “Can you tell me whereabouts I am at all?” asked Bert.
  • The man regarded him, and more particularly his rubber boots, with
  • sinister suspicion. Then he replied in a strange outlandish tongue
  • that was, as a matter of fact, Czech. He ended suddenly at the sight of
  • Bert's blank face with “Don't spik English.”
  • “Oh!” said Bert. He reflected gravely for a moment, and then went his
  • way.
  • “Thenks,” he, said as an afterthought. The man regarded his back for a
  • moment, was struck with an idea, began an abortive gesture, sighed, gave
  • it up, and went on also with a depressed countenance.
  • Presently Bert came to a big wooden house standing casually among the
  • trees. It looked a bleak, bare box of a house to him, no creeper grew on
  • it, no hedge nor wall nor fence parted it off from the woods about it.
  • He stopped before the steps that led up to the door, perhaps thirty
  • yards away. The place seemed deserted. He would have gone up to the
  • door and rapped, but suddenly a big black dog appeared at the side and
  • regarded him. It was a huge heavy-jawed dog of some unfamiliar breed,
  • and it, wore a spike-studded collar. It did not bark nor approach him,
  • it just bristled quietly and emitted a single sound like a short, deep
  • cough.
  • Bert hesitated and went on.
  • He stopped thirty paces away and stood peering about him among the
  • trees. “If I 'aven't been and lef' that kitten,” he said.
  • Acute sorrow wrenched him for a time. The black dog came through the
  • trees to get a better look at him and coughed that well-bred cough
  • again. Bert resumed the road.
  • “She'll do all right,” he said.... “She'll catch things.
  • “She'll do all right,” he said presently, without conviction. But if it
  • had not been for the black dog, he would have gone back.
  • When he was out of sight of the house and the black dog, he went into
  • the woods on the other side of the way and emerged after an interval
  • trimming a very tolerable cudgel with his pocket-knife. Presently he saw
  • an attractive-looking rock by the track and picked it up and put it in
  • his pocket. Then he came to three or four houses, wooden like the last,
  • each with an ill-painted white verandah (that was his name for it) and
  • all standing in the same casual way upon the ground. Behind, through
  • the woods, he saw pig-stys and a rooting black sow leading a brisk,
  • adventurous family. A wild-looking woman with sloe-black eyes and
  • dishevelled black hair sat upon the steps of one of the houses nursing a
  • baby, but at the sight of Bert she got up and went inside, and he heard
  • her bolting the door. Then a boy appeared among the pig-stys, but he
  • would not understand Bert's hail.
  • “I suppose it is America!” said Bert.
  • The houses became more frequent down the road, and he passed two other
  • extremely wild and dirty-looking men without addressing them. One
  • carried a gun and the other a hatchet, and they scrutinised him and his
  • cudgel scornfully. Then he struck a cross-road with a mono-rail at its
  • side, and there was a notice board at the corner with “Wait here for the
  • cars.” “That's all right, any'ow,” said Bert. “Wonder 'ow long I should
  • 'ave to wait?” It occurred to him that in the present disturbed state of
  • the country the service might be interrupted, and as there seemed more
  • houses to the right than the left he turned to the right. He passed an
  • old negro. “'Ullo!” said Bert. “Goo' morning!”
  • “Good day, sah!” said the old negro, in a voice of almost incredible
  • richness.
  • “What's the name of this place?” asked Bert.
  • “Tanooda, sah!” said the negro.
  • “Thenks!” said Bert.
  • “Thank YOU, sah!” said the negro, overwhelmingly.
  • Bert came to houses of the same detached, unwalled, wooden type, but
  • adorned now with enamelled advertisements partly in English and partly
  • in Esperanto. Then he came to what he concluded was a grocer's shop. It
  • was the first house that professed the hospitality of an open door, and
  • from within came a strangely familiar sound. “Gaw!” he said searching
  • in his pockets. “Why! I 'aven't wanted money for free weeks! I wonder
  • if I--Grubb 'ad most of it. Ah!” He produced a handful of coins and
  • regarded it; three pennies, sixpence, and a shilling. “That's all
  • right,” he said, forgetting a very obvious consideration.
  • He approached the door, and as he did so a compactly built, grey-faced
  • man in shirt sleeves appeared in it and scrutinised him and his cudgel.
  • “Mornin',” said Bert. “Can I get anything to eat 'r drink in this shop?”
  • The man in the door replied, thank Heaven, in clear, good American.
  • “This, sir, is not A shop, it is A store.”
  • “Oh!” said Bert, and then, “Well, can I get anything to eat?”
  • “You can,” said the American in a tone of confident encouragement, and
  • led the way inside.
  • The shop seemed to him by his Bun Hill standards extremely roomy, well
  • lit, and unencumbered. There was a long counter to the left of him,
  • with drawers and miscellaneous commodities ranged behind it, a number of
  • chairs, several tables, and two spittoons to the right, various barrels,
  • cheeses, and bacon up the vista, and beyond, a large archway leading to
  • more space. A little group of men was assembled round one of the tables,
  • and a woman of perhaps five-and-thirty leant with her elbows on the
  • counter. All the men were armed with rifles, and the barrel of a gun
  • peeped above the counter. They were all listening idly, inattentively,
  • to a cheap, metallic-toned gramophone that occupied a table near at
  • hand. From its brazen throat came words that gave Bert a qualm of
  • homesickness, that brought back in his memory a sunlit beach, a group of
  • children, red-painted bicycles, Grubb, and an approaching balloon:--
  • “Ting-a-ling-a-ting-a-ling-a-ting-a ling-a-tang... What Price Hair-pins
  • Now?”
  • A heavy-necked man in a straw hat, who was chewing something, stopped
  • the machine with a touch, and they all turned their eyes on Bert. And
  • all their eyes were tired eyes.
  • “Can we give this gentleman anything to eat, mother, or can we not?”
  • said the proprietor.
  • “He kin have what he likes?” said the woman at the counter, without
  • moving, “right up from a cracker to a square meal.” She struggled with a
  • yawn, after the manner of one who has been up all night.
  • “I want a meal,” said Bert, “but I 'aven't very much money. I don' want
  • to give mor'n a shillin'.”
  • “Mor'n a WHAT?” said the proprietor, sharply.
  • “Mor'n a shillin',” said Bert, with a sudden disagreeable realisation
  • coming into his mind.
  • “Yes,” said the proprietor, startled for a moment from his courtly
  • bearing. “But what in hell is a shilling?”
  • “He means a quarter,” said a wise-looking, lank young man in riding
  • gaiters.
  • Bert, trying to conceal his consternation, produced a coin. “That's a
  • shilling,” he said.
  • “He calls A store A shop,” said the proprietor, “and he wants A meal for
  • A shilling. May I ask you, sir, what part of America you hail from?”
  • Bert replaced the shilling in his pocket as he spoke, “Niagara,” he
  • said.
  • “And when did you leave Niagara?”
  • “'Bout an hour ago.”
  • “Well,” said the proprietor, and turned with a puzzled smile to the
  • others. “Well!”
  • They asked various questions simultaneously.
  • Bert selected one or two for reply. “You see,” he said, “I been with
  • the German air-fleet. I got caught up by them, sort of by accident, and
  • brought over here.”
  • “From England?”
  • “Yes--from England. Way of Germany. I was in a great battle with them
  • Asiatics, and I got lef' on a little island between the Falls.”
  • “Goat Island?”
  • “I don' know what it was called. But any'ow I found a flying-machine and
  • made a sort of fly with it and got here.”
  • Two men stood up with incredulous eyes on him. “Where's the
  • flying-machine?” they asked; “outside?”
  • “It's back in the woods here--'bout arf a mile away.”
  • “Is it good?” said a thick-lipped man with a scar.
  • “I come down rather a smash--.”
  • Everybody got up and stood about him and talked confusingly. They wanted
  • him to take them to the flying-machine at once.
  • “Look 'ere,” said Bert, “I'll show you--only I 'aven't 'ad anything to
  • eat since yestiday--except mineral water.”
  • A gaunt soldierly-looking young man with long lean legs in riding
  • gaiters and a bandolier, who had hitherto not spoken, intervened now on
  • his behalf in a note of confident authority. “That's aw right,” he said.
  • “Give him a feed, Mr. Logan--from me. I want to hear more of that story
  • of his. We'll see his machine afterwards. If you ask me, I should say
  • it's a remarkably interesting accident had dropped this gentleman here.
  • I guess we requisition that flying-machine--if we find it--for local
  • defence.”
  • 3
  • So Bert fell on his feet again, and sat eating cold meat and good bread
  • and mustard and drinking very good beer, and telling in the roughest
  • outline and with the omissions and inaccuracies of statement natural to
  • his type of mind, the simple story of his adventures. He told how he and
  • a “gentleman friend” had been visiting the seaside for their health, how
  • a “chep” came along in a balloon and fell out as he fell in, how he had
  • drifted to Franconia, how the Germans had seemed to mistake him for some
  • one and had “took him prisoner” and brought him to New York, how he
  • had been to Labrador and back, how he had got to Goat Island and
  • found himself there alone. He omitted the matter of the Prince and the
  • Butteridge aspect of the affair, not out of any deep deceitfulness,
  • but because he felt the inadequacy of his narrative powers. He wanted
  • everything to seem easy and natural and correct, to present himself as a
  • trustworthy and understandable Englishman in a sound mediocre position,
  • to whom refreshment and accommodation might be given with freedom and
  • confidence. When his fragmentary story came to New York and the battle
  • of Niagara, they suddenly produced newspapers which had been lying about
  • on the table, and began to check him and question him by these vehement
  • accounts. It became evident to him that his descent had revived and
  • roused to flames again a discussion, a topic, that had been burning
  • continuously, that had smouldered only through sheer exhaustion of
  • material during the temporary diversion of the gramophone, a discussion
  • that had drawn these men together, rifle in hand, the one supreme topic
  • of the whole world, the War and the methods of the War. He found any
  • question of his personality and his personal adventures falling into the
  • background, found himself taken for granted, and no more than a source
  • of information. The ordinary affairs of life, the buying and selling
  • of everyday necessities, the cultivation of the ground, the tending
  • of beasts, was going on as it were by force of routine, as the common
  • duties of life go on in a house whose master lies under the knife of
  • some supreme operation. The overruling interest was furnished by those
  • great Asiatic airships that went upon incalculable missions across the
  • sky, the crimson-clad swordsmen who might come fluttering down demanding
  • petrol, or food, or news. These men were asking, all the continent was
  • asking, “What are we to do? What can we try? How can we get at them?”
  • Bert fell into his place as an item, ceased even in his own thoughts to
  • be a central and independent thing.
  • After he had eaten and drunken his fill and sighed and stretched and
  • told them how good the food seemed to him, he lit a cigarette they gave
  • him and led the way, with some doubts and trouble, to the flying-machine
  • amidst the larches. It became manifest that the gaunt young man, whose
  • name, it seemed, was Laurier, was a leader both by position and natural
  • aptitude. He knew the names and characters and capabilities of all the
  • men who were with him, and he set them to work at once with vigour and
  • effect to secure this precious instrument of war. They got the thing
  • down to the ground deliberately and carefully, felling a couple of trees
  • in the process, and they built a wide flat roof of timbers and tree
  • boughs to guard their precious find against its chance discovery by any
  • passing Asiatics. Long before evening they had an engineer from the next
  • township at work upon it, and they were casting lots among the seventeen
  • picked men who wanted to take it for its first flight. And Bert found
  • his kitten and carried it back to Logan's store and handed it with
  • earnest admonition to Mrs. Logan. And it was reassuringly clear to him
  • that in Mrs. Logan both he and the kitten had found a congenial soul.
  • Laurier was not only a masterful person and a wealthy property owner and
  • employer--he was president, Bert learnt with awe, of the Tanooda Canning
  • Corporation--but he was popular and skilful in the arts of popularity.
  • In the evening quite a crowd of men gathered in the store and talked of
  • the flying-machine and of the war that was tearing the world to pieces.
  • And presently came a man on a bicycle with an ill-printed newspaper of a
  • single sheet which acted like fuel in a blazing furnace of talk. It
  • was nearly all American news; the old-fashioned cables had fallen into
  • disuse for some years, and the Marconi stations across the ocean and
  • along the Atlantic coastline seemed to have furnished particularly
  • tempting points of attack.
  • But such news it was.
  • Bert sat in the background--for by this time they had gauged his
  • personal quality pretty completely--listening. Before his staggering
  • mind passed strange vast images as they talked, of great issues at a
  • crisis, of nations in tumultuous march, of continents overthrown, of
  • famine and destruction beyond measure. Ever and again, in spite of his
  • efforts to suppress them, certain personal impressions would scamper
  • across the weltering confusion, the horrible mess of the exploded
  • Prince, the Chinese aeronaut upside down, the limping and bandaged
  • bird-faced officer blundering along in miserable and hopeless flight....
  • They spoke of fire and massacre, of cruelties and counter cruelties, of
  • things that had been done to harmless Asiatics by race-mad men, of the
  • wholesale burning and smashing up of towns, railway junctions, bridges,
  • of whole populations in hiding and exodus. “Every ship they've got is in
  • the Pacific,” he heard one man exclaim. “Since the fighting began they
  • can't have landed on the Pacific slope less than a million men. They've
  • come to stay in these States, and they will--living or dead.”
  • Slowly, broadly, invincibly, there grew upon Bert's mind realisation
  • of the immense tragedy of humanity into which his life was flowing;
  • the appalling and universal nature of the epoch that had arrived; the
  • conception of an end to security and order and habit. The whole world
  • was at war and it could not get back to peace, it might never recover
  • peace.
  • He had thought the things he had seen had been exceptional, conclusive
  • things, that the besieging of New York and the battle of the Atlantic
  • were epoch-making events between long years of security. And they had
  • been but the first warning impacts of universal cataclysm. Each day
  • destruction and hate and disaster grew, the fissures widened between
  • man and man, new regions of the fabric of civilisation crumbled and gave
  • way. Below, the armies grew and the people perished; above, the airships
  • and aeroplanes fought and fled, raining destruction.
  • It is difficult perhaps for the broad-minded and long-perspectived
  • reader to understand how incredible the breaking down of the scientific
  • civilisation seemed to those who actually lived at this time, who in
  • their own persons went down in that debacle. Progress had marched as it
  • seemed invincible about the earth, never now to rest again. For three
  • hundred years and more the long steadily accelerated diastole of
  • Europeanised civilisation had been in progress: towns had been
  • multiplying, populations increasing, values rising, new countries
  • developing; thought, literature, knowledge unfolding and spreading. It
  • seemed but a part of the process that every year the instruments of war
  • were vaster and more powerful, and that armies and explosives outgrew
  • all other growing things....
  • Three hundred years of diastole, and then came the swift and unexpected
  • systole, like the closing of a fist. They could not understand it was
  • systole.
  • They could not think of it as anything but a jolt, a hitch, a mere
  • oscillatory indication of the swiftness of their progress. Collapse,
  • though it happened all about them, remained incredible. Presently some
  • falling mass smote them down, or the ground opened beneath their feet.
  • They died incredulous....
  • These men in the store made a minute, remote group under this immense
  • canopy of disaster. They turned from one little aspect to another. What
  • chiefly concerned them was defence against Asiatic raiders swooping for
  • petrol or to destroy weapons or communications. Everywhere levies were
  • being formed at that time to defend the plant of the railroads day and
  • night in the hope that communication would speedily be restored. The
  • land war was still far away. A man with a flat voice distinguished
  • himself by a display of knowledge and cunning. He told them all with
  • confidence just what had been wrong with the German drachenflieger
  • and the American aeroplanes, just what advantage the Japanese flyers
  • possessed. He launched out into a romantic description of the Butteridge
  • machine and riveted Bert's attention. “I SEE that,” said Bert, and was
  • smitten silent by a thought. The man with the flat voice talked on,
  • without heeding him, of the strange irony of Butteridge's death. At
  • that Bert had a little twinge of relief--he would never meet Butteridge
  • again. It appeared Butteridge had died suddenly, very suddenly.
  • “And his secret, sir, perished with him! When they came to look for the
  • parts--none could find them. He had hidden them all too well.”
  • “But couldn't he tell?” asked the man in the straw hat. “Did he die so
  • suddenly as that?”
  • “Struck down, sir. Rage and apoplexy. At a place called Dymchurch in
  • England.”
  • “That's right,” said Laurier. “I remember a page about it in the Sunday
  • American. At the time they said it was a German spy had stolen his
  • balloon.”
  • “Well, sir,” said the flat-voiced man, “that fit of apoplexy at
  • Dyrnchurch was the worst thing--absolutely the worst thing that ever
  • happened to the world. For if it had not been for the death of Mr.
  • Butteridge--”
  • “No one knows his secret?”
  • “Not a soul. It's gone. His balloon, it appears, was lost at sea, with
  • all the plans. Down it went, and they went with it.”
  • Pause.
  • “With machines such as he made we could fight these Asiatic fliers
  • on more than equal terms. We could outfly and beat down those scarlet
  • humming-birds wherever they appeared. But it's gone, it's gone, and
  • there's no time to reinvent it now. We got to fight with what we
  • got--and the odds are against us. THAT won't stop us fightin'. No! but
  • just think of it!”
  • Bert was trembling violently. He cleared his throat hoarsely.
  • “I say,” he said, “look here, I--”
  • Nobody regarded him. The man with the flat voice was opening a new
  • branch of the subject.
  • “I allow--” he began.
  • Bert became violently excited. He stood up.
  • He made clawing motions with his hands. “I say!” he exclaimed, “Mr.
  • Laurier. Look 'ere--I want--about that Butteridge machine--.”
  • Mr. Laurier, sitting on an adjacent table, with a magnificent gesture,
  • arrested the discourse of the flat-voiced man. “What's HE saying?” said
  • he.
  • Then the whole company realised that something was happening to Bert;
  • either he was suffocating or going mad. He was spluttering.
  • “Look 'ere! I say! 'Old on a bit!” and trembling and eagerly unbuttoning
  • himself.
  • He tore open his collar and opened vest and shirt. He plunged into his
  • interior and for an instant it seemed he was plucking forth his liver.
  • Then as he struggled with buttons on his shoulder they perceived this
  • flattened horror was in fact a terribly dirty flannel chest-protector.
  • In an other moment Bert, in a state of irregular decolletage, was
  • standing over the table displaying a sheaf of papers.
  • “These!” he gasped. “These are the plans!... You know! Mr.
  • Butteridge--his machine! What died! I was the chap that went off in that
  • balloon!”
  • For some seconds every one was silent. They stared from these papers to
  • Bert's white face and blazing eyes, and back to the papers on the table.
  • Nobody moved. Then the man with the flat voice spoke.
  • “Irony!” he said, with a note of satisfaction. “Real rightdown Irony!
  • When it's too late to think of making 'em any more!”
  • 4
  • They would all no doubt have been eager to hear Bert's story over again,
  • but it was it this point that Laurier showed his quality. “No, SIR,” he
  • said, and slid from off his table.
  • He impounded the dispersing Butteridge plans with one comprehensive
  • sweep of his arm, rescuing them even from the expository finger-marks of
  • the man with the flat voice, and handed them to Bert. “Put those back,”
  • he said, “where you had 'em. We have a journey before us.”
  • Bert took them.
  • “Whar?” said the man in the straw hat.
  • “Why, sir, we are going to find the President of these States and give
  • these plans over to him. I decline to believe, sir, we are too late.”
  • “Where is the President?” asked Bert weakly in that pause that followed.
  • “Logan,” said Laurier, disregarding that feeble inquiry, “you must help
  • us in this.”
  • It seemed only a matter of a few minutes before Bert and Laurier and the
  • storekeeper were examining a number of bicycles that were stowed in the
  • hinder room of the store. Bert didn't like any of them very much. They
  • had wood rims and an experience of wood rims in the English climate had
  • taught him to hate them. That, however, and one or two other objections
  • to an immediate start were overruled by Laurier. “But where IS the
  • President?” Bert repeated as they stood behind Logan while he pumped up
  • a deflated tyre.
  • Laurier looked down on him. “He is reported in the neighbourhood of
  • Albany--out towards the Berkshire Hills. He is moving from place to
  • place and, as far as he can, organising the defence by telegraph and
  • telephones The Asiatic air-fleet is trying to locate him. When they
  • think they have located the seat of government, they throw bombs. This
  • inconveniences him, but so far they have not come within ten miles of
  • him. The Asiatic air-fleet is at present scattered all over the
  • Eastern States, seeking out and destroying gas-works and whatever seems
  • conducive to the building of airships or the transport of troops.
  • Our retaliatory measures are slight in the extreme. But with these
  • machines--Sir, this ride of ours will count among the historical rides
  • of the world!”
  • He came near to striking an attitude. “We shan't get to him to-night?”
  • asked Bert.
  • “No, sir!” said Laurier. “We shall have to ride some days, sure!”
  • “And suppose we can't get a lift on a train--or anything?”
  • “No, sir! There's been no transit by Tanooda for three days. It is no
  • good waiting. We shall have to get on as well as we can.”
  • “Startin' now?”
  • “Starting now!”
  • “But 'ow about--We shan't be able to do much to-night.”
  • “May as well ride till we're fagged and sleep then. So much clear gain.
  • Our road is eastward.”
  • “Of course,” began Bert, with memories of the dawn upon Goat Island, and
  • left his sentence unfinished.
  • He gave his attention to the more scientific packing of the
  • chest-protector, for several of the plans flapped beyond his vest.
  • 5
  • For a week Bert led a life of mixed sensations. Amidst these fatigue
  • in the legs predominated. Mostly he rode, rode with Laurier's back
  • inexorably ahead, through a land like a larger England, with bigger
  • hills and wider valleys, larger fields, wider roads, fewer hedges, and
  • wooden houses with commodious piazzas. He rode. Laurier made inquiries,
  • Laurier chose the turnings, Laurier doubted, Laurier decided. Now it
  • seemed they were in telephonic touch with the President; now something
  • had happened and he was lost again. But always they had to go on, and
  • always Bert rode. A tyre was deflated. Still he rode. He grew saddle
  • sore. Laurier declared that unimportant. Asiatic flying ships passed
  • overhead, the two cyclists made a dash for cover until the sky was
  • clear. Once a red Asiatic flying-machine came fluttering after them, so
  • low they could distinguish the aeronaut's head. He followed them for a
  • mile. Now they came to regions of panic, now to regions of destruction;
  • here people were fighting for food, here they seemed hardly stirred
  • from the countryside routine. They spent a day in a deserted and
  • damaged Albany. The Asiatics had descended and cut every wire and made a
  • cinder-heap of the Junction, and our travellers pushed on eastward.
  • They passed a hundred half-heeded incidents, and always Bert was toiling
  • after Laurier's indefatigable back....
  • Things struck upon Bert's attention and perplexed him, and then he
  • passed on with unanswered questionings fading from his mind.
  • He saw a large house on fire on a hillside to the right, and no man
  • heeding it....
  • They came to a narrow railroad bridge and presently to a mono-rail train
  • standing in the track on its safety feet. It was a remarkably sumptuous
  • train, the Last Word Trans-Continental Express, and the passengers were
  • all playing cards or sleeping or preparing a picnic meal on a grassy
  • slope near at hand. They had been there six days....
  • At one point ten dark-complexioned men were hanging in a string from the
  • trees along the roadside. Bert wondered why....
  • At one peaceful-looking village where they stopped off to get Bert's
  • tyre mended and found beer and biscuits, they were approached by an
  • extremely dirty little boy without boots, who spoke as follows:--
  • “Deyse been hanging a Chink in dose woods!”
  • “Hanging a Chinaman?” said Laurier.
  • “Sure. Der sleuths got him rubberin' der rail-road sheds!”
  • “Oh!”
  • “Dose guys done wase cartridges. Deyse hung him and dey pulled his legs.
  • Deyse doin' all der Chinks dey can fine dat weh! Dey ain't takin' no
  • risks. All der Chinks dey can fine.”
  • Neither Bert nor Laurier made any reply, and presently, after a
  • little skilful expectoration, the young gentleman was attracted by
  • the appearance of two of his friends down the road and shuffled off,
  • whooping weirdly....
  • That afternoon they almost ran over a man shot through the body and
  • partly decomposed, lying near the middle of the road, just outside
  • Albany. He must have been lying there for some days....
  • Beyond Albany they came upon a motor car with a tyre burst and a young
  • woman sitting absolutely passive beside the driver's seat. An old man
  • was under the car trying to effect some impossible repairs. Beyond,
  • sitting with a rifle across his knees, with his back to the car, and
  • staring into the woods, was a young man.
  • The old man crawled out at their approach and still on all-fours
  • accosted Bert and Laurier. The car had broken down overnight. The old
  • man, said he could not understand what was wrong, but he was trying
  • to puzzle it out. Neither he nor his son-in-law had any mechanical
  • aptitude. They had been assured this was a fool-proof car. It was
  • dangerous to have to stop in this place. The party had been attacked
  • by tramps and had had to fight. It was known they had provisions. He
  • mentioned a great name in the world of finance. Would Laurier and Bert
  • stop and help him? He proposed it first hopefully, then urgently, at
  • last in tears and terror.
  • “No!” said Laurier inexorable. “We must go on! We have something more
  • than a woman to save. We have to save America!”
  • The girl never stirred.
  • And once they passed a madman singing.
  • And at last they found the President hiding in a small saloon upon the
  • outskirts of a place called Pinkerville on the Hudson, and gave the
  • plans of the Butteridge machine into his hands.
  • CHAPTER XI. THE GREAT COLLAPSE
  • 1
  • And now the whole fabric of civilisation was bending and giving, and
  • dropping to pieces and melting in the furnace of the war.
  • The stages of the swift and universal collapse of the financial and
  • scientific civilisation with which the twentieth century opened followed
  • each other very swiftly, so swiftly that upon the foreshortened page of
  • history--they seem altogether to overlap. To begin with, one sees the
  • world nearly at a maximum wealth and prosperity. To its inhabitants
  • indeed it seemed also at a maximum of security. When now in retrospect
  • the thoughtful observer surveys the intellectual history of this time,
  • when one reads its surviving fragments of literature, its scraps of
  • political oratory, the few small voices that chance has selected out of
  • a thousand million utterances to speak to later days, the most striking
  • thing of all this web of wisdom and error is surely that hallucination
  • of security. To men living in our present world state, orderly,
  • scientific and secured, nothing seems so precarious, so giddily
  • dangerous, as the fabric of the social order with which the men of the
  • opening of the twentieth century were content. To us it seems that every
  • institution and relationship was the fruit of haphazard and tradition
  • and the manifest sport of chance, their laws each made for some separate
  • occasion and having no relation to any future needs, their customs
  • illogical, their education aimless and wasteful. Their method of
  • economic exploitation indeed impresses a trained and informed mind as
  • the most frantic and destructive scramble it is possible to conceive;
  • their credit and monetary system resting on an unsubstantial tradition
  • of the worthiness of gold, seems a thing almost fantastically unstable.
  • And they lived in planless cities, for the most part dangerously
  • congested; their rails and roads and population were distributed over
  • the earth in the wanton confusion ten thousand irrevelant considerations
  • had made.
  • Yet they thought confidently that this was a secure and permanent
  • progressive system, and on the strength of some three hundred years
  • of change and irregular improvement answered the doubter with, “Things
  • always have gone well. We'll worry through!”
  • But when we contrast the state of man in the opening of the twentieth
  • century with the condition of any previous period in his history, then
  • perhaps we may begin to understand something of that blind confidence.
  • It was not so much a reasoned confidence as the inevitable consequence
  • of sustained good fortune. By such standards as they possessed, things
  • HAD gone amazingly well for them. It is scarcely an exaggeration to say
  • that for the first time in history whole populations found themselves
  • regularly supplied with more than enough to eat, and the vital
  • statistics of the time witness to an amelioration of hygienic conditions
  • rapid beyond all precedent, and to a vast development of intelligence
  • and ability in all the arts that make life wholesome. The level and
  • quality of the average education had risen tremendously; and at the dawn
  • of the twentieth century comparatively few people in Western Europe or
  • America were unable to read or write. Never before had there been such
  • reading masses. There was wide social security. A common man might
  • travel safely over three-quarters of the habitable globe, could go
  • round the earth at a cost of less than the annual earnings of a skilled
  • artisan. Compared with the liberality and comfort of the ordinary life
  • of the time, the order of the Roman Empire under the Antonines was local
  • and limited. And every year, every month, came some new increment to
  • human achievement, a new country opened up, new mines, new scientific
  • discoveries, a new machine!
  • For those three hundred years, indeed, the movement of the world seemed
  • wholly beneficial to mankind. Men said, indeed, that moral organisation
  • was not keeping pace with physical progress, but few attached any
  • meaning to these phrases, the understanding of which lies at the basis
  • of our present safety. Sustaining and constructive forces did indeed
  • for a time more than balance the malign drift of chance and the natural
  • ignorance, prejudice, blind passion, and wasteful self-seeking of
  • mankind.
  • The accidental balance on the side of Progress was far slighter and
  • infinitely more complex and delicate in its adjustments than the people
  • of that time suspected; but that did not alter the fact that it was an
  • effective balance. They did not realise that this age of relative good
  • fortune was an age of immense but temporary opportunity for their kind.
  • They complacently assumed a necessary progress towards which they had
  • no moral responsibility. They did not realise that this security of
  • progress was a thing still to be won--or lost, and that the time to win
  • it was a time that passed. They went about their affairs energetically
  • enough and yet with a curious idleness towards those threatening things.
  • No one troubled over the real dangers of mankind. They, saw their armies
  • and navies grow larger and more portentous; some of their ironclads
  • at the last cost as much as the whole annual expenditure upon advanced
  • education; they accumulated explosives and the machinery of destruction;
  • they allowed their national traditions and jealousies to accumulate;
  • they contemplated a steady enhancement of race hostility as the races
  • drew closer without concern or understanding, and they permitted
  • the growth in their midst of an evil-spirited press, mercenary and
  • unscrupulous, incapable of good, and powerful for evil. The State had
  • practically no control over the press at all. Quite heedlessly they
  • allowed this torch-paper to lie at the door of their war magazine for
  • any spark to fire. The precedents of history were all one tale of the
  • collapse of civilisations, the dangers of the time were manifest. One is
  • incredulous now to believe they could not see.
  • Could mankind have prevented this disaster of the War in the Air?
  • An idle question that, as idle as to ask could mankind have prevented
  • the decay that turned Assyria and Babylon to empty deserts or the slow
  • decline and fall, the gradual social disorganisation, phase by phase,
  • that closed the chapter of the Empire of the West! They could not,
  • because they did not, they had not the will to arrest it. What mankind
  • could achieve with a different will is a speculation as idle as it
  • is magnificent. And this was no slow decadence that came to the
  • Europeanised world; those other civilisations rotted and crumbled down,
  • the Europeanised civilisation was, as it were, blown up. Within the
  • space of five years it was altogether disintegrated and destroyed. Up
  • to the very eve of the War in the Air one sees a spacious spectacle of
  • incessant advance, a world-wide security, enormous areas with highly
  • organised industry and settled populations, gigantic cities spreading
  • gigantically, the seas and oceans dotted with shipping, the land netted
  • with rails, and open ways. Then suddenly the German air-fleets sweep
  • across the scene, and we are in the beginning of the end.
  • 2
  • This story has already told of the swift rush upon New York of the
  • first German air-fleet and of the wild, inevitable orgy of inconclusive
  • destruction that ensued. Behind it a second air-fleet was already
  • swelling at its gasometers when England and France and Spain and Italy
  • showed their hands. None of these countries had prepared for aeronautic
  • warfare on the magnificent scale of the Germans, but each guarded
  • secrets, each in a measure was making ready, and a common dread of
  • German vigour and that aggressive spirit Prince Karl Albert embodied,
  • had long been drawing these powers together in secret anticipation of
  • some such attack. This rendered their prompt co-operation possible, and
  • they certainly co-operated promptly. The second aerial power in Europe
  • at this time was France; the British, nervous for their Asiatic
  • empire, and sensible of the immense moral effect of the airship upon
  • half-educated populations, had placed their aeronautic parks in North
  • India, and were able to play but a subordinate part in the European
  • conflict. Still, even in England they had nine or ten big navigables,
  • twenty or thirty smaller ones, and a variety of experimental aeroplanes.
  • Before the fleet of Prince Karl Albert had crossed England, while
  • Bert was still surveying Manchester in bird's-eye view, the diplomatic
  • exchanges were going on that led to an attack upon Germany. A
  • heterogeneous collection of navigable balloons of all sizes and types
  • gathered over the Bernese Oberland, crushed and burnt the twenty-five
  • Swiss air-ships that unexpectedly resisted this concentration in the
  • battle of the Alps, and then, leaving the Alpine glaciers and valleys
  • strewn with strange wreckage, divided into two fleets and set itself
  • to terrorise Berlin and destroy the Franconian Park, seeking to do this
  • before the second air-fleet could be inflated.
  • Both over Berlin and Franconia the assailants with their modern
  • explosives effected great damage before they were driven off. In
  • Franconia twelve fully distended and five partially filled and manned
  • giants were able to make head against and at last, with the help of a
  • squadron of drachenflieger from Hamburg, defeat and pursue the attack
  • and to relieve Berlin, and the Germans were straining every nerve to get
  • an overwhelming fleet in the air, and were already raiding London and
  • Paris when the advance fleets from the Asiatic air-parks, the first
  • intimation of a new factor in the conflict, were reported from Burmah
  • and Armenia.
  • Already the whole financial fabric of the world was staggering when
  • that occurred. With the destruction of the American fleet in the North
  • Atlantic, and the smashing conflict that ended the naval existence of
  • Germany in the North Sea, with the burning and wrecking of billions of
  • pounds' worth of property in the four cardinal cities of the world, the
  • fact of the hopeless costliness of war came home for the first time,
  • came, like a blow in the face, to the consciousness of mankind. Credit
  • went down in a wild whirl of selling. Everywhere appeared a phenomenon
  • that had already in a mild degree manifested itself in preceding periods
  • of panic; a desire to SECURE AND HOARD GOLD before prices reached
  • bottom. But now it spread like wild-fire, it became universal. Above was
  • visible conflict and destruction; below something was happening far more
  • deadly and incurable to the flimsy fabric of finance and commercialism
  • in which men had so blindly put their trust. As the airships fought
  • above, the visible gold supply of the world vanished below. An epidemic
  • of private cornering and universal distrust swept the world. In a few
  • weeks, money, except for depreciated paper, vanished into vaults, into
  • holes, into the walls of houses, into ten million hiding-places. Money
  • vanished, and at its disappearance trade and industry came to an end.
  • The economic world staggered and fell dead. It was like the stroke
  • of some disease it was like the water vanishing out of the blood of
  • a living creature; it was a sudden, universal coagulation of
  • intercourse....
  • And as the credit system, that had been the living fortress of the
  • scientific civilisation, reeled and fell upon the millions it had
  • held together in economic relationship, as these people, perplexed and
  • helpless, faced this marvel of credit utterly destroyed, the airships
  • of Asia, countless and relentless, poured across the heavens, swooped
  • eastward to America and westward to Europe. The page of history
  • becomes a long crescendo of battle. The main body of the British-Indian
  • air-fleet perished upon a pyre of blazing antagonists in Burmah; the
  • Germans were scattered in the great battle of the Carpathians; the vast
  • peninsula of India burst into insurrection and civil war from end to
  • end, and from Gobi to Morocco rose the standards of the “Jehad.”
  • For some weeks of warfare and destruction it seemed as though the
  • Confederation of Eastern Asia must needs conquer the world, and then
  • the jerry-built “modern” civilisation of China too gave way under
  • the strain. The teeming and peaceful population of China had been
  • “westernised” during the opening years of the twentieth century with
  • the deepest resentment and reluctance; they had been dragooned and
  • disciplined under Japanese and European--influence into an acquiescence
  • with sanitary methods, police controls, military service, and wholesale
  • process of exploitation against which their whole tradition rebelled.
  • Under the stresses of the war their endurance reached the breaking
  • point, the whole of China rose in incoherent revolt, and the practical
  • destruction of the central government at Pekin by a handful of British
  • and German airships that had escaped from the main battles rendered that
  • revolt invincible. In Yokohama appeared barricades, the black flag and
  • the social revolution. With that the whole world became a welter of
  • conflict.
  • So that a universal social collapse followed, as it were a logical
  • consequence, upon world-wide war. Wherever there were great populations,
  • great masses of people found themselves without work, without money,
  • and unable to get food. Famine was in every working-class quarter in
  • the world within three weeks of the beginning of the war. Within a
  • month there was not a city anywhere in which the ordinary law and social
  • procedure had not been replaced by some form of emergency control, in
  • which firearms and military executions were not being used to keep
  • order and prevent violence. And still in the poorer quarters, and in the
  • populous districts, and even here and there already among those who had
  • been wealthy, famine spread.
  • 3
  • So what historians have come to call the Phase of the Emergency
  • Committees sprang from the opening phase and from the phase of social
  • collapse. Then followed a period of vehement and passionate conflict
  • against disintegration; everywhere the struggle to keep order and to
  • keep fighting went on. And at the same time the character of the war
  • altered through the replacement of the huge gas-filled airships by
  • flying-machines as the instruments of war. So soon as the big fleet
  • engagements were over, the Asiatics endeavoured to establish in close
  • proximity to the more vulnerable points of the countries against which
  • they were acting, fortified centres from which flying-machine raids
  • could be made. For a time they had everything their own way in this, and
  • then, as this story has told, the lost secret of the Butteridge machine
  • came to light, and the conflict became equalized and less conclusive
  • than ever. For these small flying-machines, ineffectual for any large
  • expedition or conclusive attack, were horribly convenient for guerilla
  • warfare, rapidly and cheaply made, easily used, easily hidden. The
  • design of them was hastily copied and printed in Pinkerville and
  • scattered broadcast over the United States and copies were sent to
  • Europe, and there reproduced. Every man, every town, every parish that
  • could, was exhorted to make and use them. In a little while they were
  • being constructed not only by governments and local authorities, but by
  • robber bands, by insurgent committees, by every type of private person.
  • The peculiar social destructiveness of the Butteridge machine lay in
  • its complete simplicity. It was nearly as simple as a motor-bicycle. The
  • broad outlines of the earlier stages of the war disappeared under its
  • influence, the spacious antagonism of nations and empires and races
  • vanished in a seething mass of detailed conflict. The world passed at a
  • stride from a unity and simplicity broader than that of the Roman Empire
  • at its best, to as social fragmentation as complete as the robber-baron
  • period of the Middle Ages. But this time, for a long descent down
  • gradual slopes of disintegration, comes a fall like a fall over a cliff.
  • Everywhere were men and women perceiving this and struggling desperately
  • to keep as it were a hold upon the edge of the cliff.
  • A fourth phase follows. Through the struggle against Chaos, in the wake
  • of the Famine, came now another old enemy of humanity--the Pestilence,
  • the Purple Death. But the war does not pause. The flags still fly.
  • Fresh air-fleets rise, new forms of airship, and beneath their swooping
  • struggles the world darkens--scarcely heeded by history.
  • It is not within the design of this book to tell what further story, to
  • tell how the War in the Air kept on through the sheer inability of
  • any authorities to meet and agree and end it, until every organised
  • government in the world was as shattered and broken as a heap of china
  • beaten with a stick. With every week of those terrible years history
  • becomes more detailed and confused, more crowded and uncertain. Not
  • without great and heroic resistance was civilisation borne down. Out
  • of the bitter social conflict below rose patriotic associations,
  • brotherhoods of order, city mayors, princes, provisional committees,
  • trying to establish an order below and to keep the sky above. The double
  • effort destroyed them. And as the exhaustion of the mechanical resources
  • of civilisation clears the heavens of airships at last altogether,
  • Anarchy, Famine and Pestilence are discovered triumphant below. The
  • great nations and empires have become but names in the mouths of men.
  • Everywhere there are ruins and unburied dead, and shrunken, yellow-faced
  • survivors in a mortal apathy. Here there are robbers, here vigilance
  • committees, and here guerilla bands ruling patches of exhausted
  • territory, strange federations and brotherhoods form and dissolve, and
  • religious fanaticisms begotten of despair gleam in famine-bright eyes.
  • It is a universal dissolution. The fine order and welfare of the earth
  • have crumpled like an exploded bladder. In five short years the world
  • and the scope of human life have undergone a retrogressive change as
  • great as that between the age of the Antonines and the Europe of the
  • ninth century....
  • 4
  • Across this sombre spectacle of disaster goes a minute and insignificant
  • person for whom perhaps the readers of this story have now some
  • slight solicitude. Of him there remains to be told just one single
  • and miraculous thing. Through a world darkened and lost, through a
  • civilisation in its death agony, our little Cockney errant went and
  • found his Edna! He found his Edna!
  • He got back across the Atlantic partly by means of an order from the
  • President and partly through his own good luck. He contrived to get
  • himself aboard a British brig in the timber trade that put out from
  • Boston without cargo, chiefly, it would seem, because its captain had
  • a vague idea of “getting home” to South Shields. Bert was able to ship
  • himself upon her mainly because of the seamanlike appearance of his
  • rubber boots. They had a long, eventful voyage; they were chased, or
  • imagined themselves to be chased, for some hours by an Asiatic ironclad,
  • which was presently engaged by a British cruiser. The two ships fought
  • for three hours, circling and driving southward as they fought, until
  • the twilight and the cloud-drift of a rising gale swallowed them up. A
  • few days later Bert's ship lost her rudder and mainmast in a gale. The
  • crew ran out of food and subsisted on fish. They saw strange air-ships
  • going eastward near the Azores and landed to get provisions and repair
  • the rudder at Teneriffe. There they found the town destroyed and two big
  • liners, with dead still aboard, sunken in the harbour. From there they
  • got canned food and material for repairs, but their operations were
  • greatly impeded by the hostility of a band of men amidst the ruins of
  • the town, who sniped them and tried to drive them away.
  • At Mogador, they stayed and sent a boat ashore for water, and were
  • nearly captured by an Arab ruse. Here too they got the Purple Death
  • aboard, and sailed with it incubating in their blood. The cook sickened
  • first, and then the mate, and presently every one was down and three
  • in the forecastle were dead. It chanced to be calm weather, and they
  • drifted helplessly and indeed careless of their fate backwards towards
  • the Equator. The captain doctored them all with rum. Nine died all
  • together, and of the four survivors none understood navigation; when at
  • last they took heart again and could handle a sail, they made a course
  • by the stars roughly northward and were already short of food once
  • more when they fell in with a petrol-driven ship from Rio to Cardiff,
  • shorthanded by reason of the Purple Death and glad to take them aboard.
  • So at last, after a year of wandering Bert reached England. He landed in
  • bright June weather, and found the Purple Death was there just beginning
  • its ravages.
  • The people were in a state of panic in Cardiff and many had fled to the
  • hills, and directly the steamer came to the harbour she was boarded
  • and her residue of food impounded by some unauthenticated Provisional
  • Committee. Bert tramped through a country disorganised by pestilence,
  • foodless, and shaken to the very base of its immemorial order. He came
  • near death and starvation many times, and once he was drawn into scenes
  • of violence that might have ended his career. But the Bert Smallways
  • who tramped from Cardiff to London vaguely “going home,” vaguely seeking
  • something of his own that had no tangible form but Edna, was a very
  • different person from the Desert Dervish who was swept out of England
  • in Mr. Butteridge's balloon a year before. He was brown and lean and
  • enduring, steady-eyed and pestilence-salted, and his mouth, which had
  • once hung open, shut now like a steel trap. Across his brow ran a white
  • scar that he had got in a fight on the brig. In Cardiff he had felt
  • the need of new clothes and a weapon, and had, by means that would have
  • shocked him a year ago, secured a flannel shirt, a corduroy suit, and
  • a revolver and fifty cartridges from an abandoned pawnbroker's. He
  • also got some soap and had his first real wash for thirteen months in
  • a stream outside the town. The Vigilance bands that had at first shot
  • plunderers very freely were now either entirely dispersed by the plague,
  • or busy between town and cemetery in a vain attempt to keep pace with
  • it. He prowled on the outskirts of the town for three or four days,
  • starving, and then went back to join the Hospital Corps for a week, and
  • so fortified himself with a few square meals before he started eastward.
  • The Welsh and English countryside at that time presented the strangest
  • mingling of the assurance and wealth of the opening twentieth century
  • with a sort of Dureresque mediaevalism. All the gear, the houses and
  • mono-rails, the farm hedges and power cables, the roads and pavements,
  • the sign-posts and advertisements of the former order were still for the
  • most part intact. Bankruptcy, social collapse, famine, and pestilence
  • had done nothing to damage these, and it was only to the great capitals
  • and ganglionic centres, as it were, of this State, that positive
  • destruction had come. Any one dropped suddenly into the country would
  • have noticed very little difference. He would have remarked first,
  • perhaps, that all the hedges needed clipping, that the roadside grass
  • grew rank, that the road-tracks were unusually rainworn, and that the
  • cottages by the wayside seemed in many cases shut up, that a telephone
  • wire had dropped here, and that a cart stood abandoned by the wayside.
  • But he would still find his hunger whetted by the bright assurance that
  • Wilder's Canned Peaches were excellent, or that there was nothing so
  • good for the breakfast table as Gobble's Sausages. And then suddenly
  • would come the Düreresque element; the skeleton of a horse, or some
  • crumpled mass of rags in the ditch, with gaunt extended feet and a
  • yellow, purple-blotched skin and face, or what had been a face, gaunt
  • and glaring and devastated. Then here would be a field that had been
  • ploughed and not sown, and here a field of corn carelessly trampled by
  • beasts, and here a hoarding torn down across the road to make a fire.
  • Then presently he would meet a man or a woman, yellow-faced and probably
  • negligently dressed and armed--prowling for food. These people would
  • have the complexions and eyes and expressions of tramps or criminals,
  • and often the clothing of prosperous middle-class or upper-class people.
  • Many of these would be eager for news, and willing to give help and even
  • scraps of queer meat, or crusts of grey and doughy bread, in return for
  • it. They would listen to Bert's story with avidity, and attempt to
  • keep him with them for a day or so. The virtual cessation of postal
  • distribution and the collapse of all newspaper enterprise had left an
  • immense and aching gap in the mental life of this time. Men had suddenly
  • lost sight of the ends of the earth and had still to recover the
  • rumour-spreading habits of the Middle Ages. In their eyes, in their
  • bearing, in their talk, was the quality of lost and deoriented souls.
  • As Bert travelled from parish to parish, and from district to district,
  • avoiding as far as possible those festering centres of violence and
  • despair, the larger towns, he found the condition of affairs varying
  • widely. In one parish he would find the large house burnt, the vicarage
  • wrecked, evidently in violent conflict for some suspected and perhaps
  • imaginary store of food, unburied dead everywhere, and the whole
  • mechanism of the community at a standstill. In another he would find
  • organising forces stoutly at work, newly-painted notice boards warning
  • off vagrants, the roads and still cultivated fields policed by armed
  • men, the pestilence under control, even nursing going on, a store of
  • food husbanded, the cattle and sheep well guarded, and a group of two
  • or three justices, the village doctor or a farmer, dominating the
  • whole place; a reversion, in fact, to the autonomous community of the
  • fifteenth century. But at any time such a village would be liable to a
  • raid of Asiatics or Africans or such-like air-pirates, demanding
  • petrol and alcohol or provisions. The price of its order was an almost
  • intolerable watchfulness and tension.
  • Then the approach to the confused problems of some larger centre of
  • population and the presence of a more intricate conflict would be marked
  • by roughly smeared notices of “Quarantine” or “Strangers Shot,” or by a
  • string of decaying plunderers dangling from the telephone poles at the
  • roadside. About Oxford big boards were put on the roofs warning all air
  • wanderers off with the single word, “Guns.”
  • Taking their risks amidst these things, cyclists still kept abroad, and
  • once or twice during Bert's long tramp powerful motor cars containing
  • masked and goggled figures went tearing past him. There were few
  • police in evidence, but ever and again squads of gaunt and tattered
  • soldier-cyclists would come drifting along, and such encounters became
  • more frequent as he got out of Wales into England. Amidst all this
  • wreckage they were still campaigning. He had had some idea of resorting
  • to the workhouses for the night if hunger pressed him too closely, but
  • some of these were closed and others converted into temporary hospitals,
  • and one he came up to at twilight near a village in Gloucestershire
  • stood with all its doors and windows open, silent as the grave, and, as
  • he found to his horror by stumbling along evil-smelling corridors, full
  • of unburied dead.
  • From Gloucestershire Bert went northward to the British aeronautic park
  • outside Birmingham, in the hope that he might be taken on and given
  • food, for there the Government, or at any rate the War Office, still
  • existed as an energetic fact, concentrated amidst collapse and social
  • disaster upon the effort to keep the British flag still flying in
  • the air, and trying to brisk up mayor and mayor and magistrate and
  • magistrate in a new effort of organisation. They had brought together
  • all the best of the surviving artisans from that region, they had
  • provisioned the park for a siege, and they were urgently building a
  • larger type of Butteridge machine. Bert could get no footing at this
  • work: he was not sufficiently skilled, and he had drifted to Oxford when
  • the great fight occurred in which these works were finally wrecked. He
  • saw something, but not very much, of the battle from a place called
  • Boar Hill. He saw the Asiatic squadron coming up across the hills to the
  • south-west, and he saw one of their airships circling southward again
  • chased by two aeroplanes, the one that was ultimately overtaken, wrecked
  • and burnt at Edge Hill. But he never learnt the issue of the combat as a
  • whole.
  • He crossed the Thames from Eton to Windsor and made his way round the
  • south of London to Bun Hill, and there he found his brother Tom, looking
  • like some dark, defensive animal in the old shop, just recovering from
  • the Purple Death, and Jessica upstairs delirious, and, as it seemed to
  • him, dying grimly. She raved of sending out orders to customers, and
  • scolded Tom perpetually lest he should be late with Mrs. Thompson's
  • potatoes and Mrs. Hopkins' cauliflower, though all business had long
  • since ceased and Tom had developed a quite uncanny skill in the snaring
  • of rats and sparrows and the concealment of certain stores of cereals
  • and biscuits from plundered grocers' shops. Tom received his brother
  • with a sort of guarded warmth.
  • “Lor!” he said, “it's Bert. I thought you'd be coming back some day, and
  • I'm glad to see you. But I carn't arst you to eat anything, because I
  • 'aven't got anything to eat.... Where you been, Bert, all this time?”
  • Bert reassured his brother by a glimpse of a partly eaten swede, and was
  • still telling his story in fragments and parentheses, when he discovered
  • behind the counter a yellow and forgotten note addressed to himself.
  • “What's this?” he said, and found it was a year-old note from Edna. “She
  • came 'ere,” said Tom, like one who recalls a trivial thing, “arstin' for
  • you and arstin' us to take 'er in. That was after the battle and settin'
  • Clapham Rise afire. I was for takin' 'er in, but Jessica wouldn't 'ave
  • it--and so she borrowed five shillings of me quiet like and went on. I
  • dessay she's tole you--”
  • She had, Bert found. She had gone on, she said in her note, to an aunt
  • and uncle who had a brickfield near Horsham. And there at last, after
  • another fortnight of adventurous journeying, Bert found her.
  • 5
  • When Bert and Edna set eyes on one another, they stared and laughed
  • foolishly, so changed they were, and so ragged and surprised. And then
  • they both fell weeping.
  • “Oh! Bertie, boy!” she cried. “You've come--you've come!” and put out
  • her arms and staggered. “I told 'im. He said he'd kill me if I didn't
  • marry him.”
  • But Edna was not married, and when presently Bert could get talk from
  • her, she explained the task before him. That little patch of lonely
  • agricultural country had fallen under the power of a band of bullies
  • led by a chief called Bill Gore who had begun life as a butcher boy and
  • developed into a prize-fighter and a professional sport. They had been
  • organised by a local nobleman of former eminence upon the turf, but
  • after a time he had disappeared, no one quite knew how and Bill had
  • succeeded to the leadership of the countryside, and had developed his
  • teacher's methods with considerable vigour. There had been a strain
  • of advanced philosophy about the local nobleman, and his mind ran to
  • “improving the race” and producing the Over-Man, which in practice
  • took the form of himself especially and his little band in moderation
  • marrying with some frequency. Bill followed up the idea with an
  • enthusiasm that even trenched upon his popularity with his followers.
  • One day he had happened upon Edna tending her pigs, and had at once
  • fallen a-wooing with great urgency among the troughs of slush. Edna
  • had made a gallant resistance, but he was still vigorously about and
  • extraordinarily impatient. He might, she said, come at any time, and she
  • looked Bert in the eyes. They were back already in the barbaric stage
  • when a man must fight for his love.
  • And here one deplores the conflicts of truth with the chivalrous
  • tradition. One would like to tell of Bert sallying forth to challenge
  • his rival, of a ring formed and a spirited encounter, and Bert by some
  • miracle of pluck and love and good fortune winning. But indeed nothing
  • of the sort occurred. Instead, he reloaded his revolver very carefully,
  • and then sat in the best room of the cottage by the derelict brickfield,
  • looking anxious and perplexed, and listening to talk about Bill and his
  • ways, and thinking, thinking. Then suddenly Edna's aunt, with a thrill
  • in her voice, announced the appearance of that individual. He was coming
  • with two others of his gang through the garden gate. Bert got up, put
  • the woman aside, and looked out. They presented remarkable figures.
  • They wore a sort of uniform of red golfing jackets and white sweaters,
  • football singlet, and stockings and boots and each had let his fancy
  • play about his head-dress. Bill had a woman's hat full of cock's
  • feathers, and all had wild, slouching cowboy brims.
  • Bert sighed and stood up, deeply thoughtful, and Edna watched him,
  • marvelling. The women stood quite still. He left the window, and went
  • out into the passage rather slowly, and with the careworn expression of
  • a man who gives his mind to a complex and uncertain business. “Edna!” he
  • called, and when she came he opened the front door.
  • He asked very simply, and pointing to the foremost of the three, “That
  • 'im?... Sure?”... and being told that it was, shot his rival instantly
  • and very accurately through the chest. He then shot Bill's best man much
  • less tidily in the head, and then shot at and winged the third man as he
  • fled. The third gentleman yelped, and continued running with a comical
  • end-on twist.
  • Then Bert stood still meditating, with the pistol in his hand, and quite
  • regardless of the women behind him.
  • So far things had gone well.
  • It became evident to him that if he did not go into politics at once,
  • he would be hanged as an assassin and accordingly, and without a word
  • to the women, he went down to the village public-house he had passed an
  • hour before on his way to Edna, entered it from the rear, and confronted
  • the little band of ambiguous roughs, who were drinking in the tap-room
  • and discussing matrimony and Bill's affection in a facetious but envious
  • manner, with a casually held but carefully reloaded revolver, and
  • an invitation to join what he called, I regret to say, a “Vigilance
  • Committee” under his direction. “It's wanted about 'ere, and some of us
  • are gettin' it up.” He presented himself as one having friends outside,
  • though indeed, he had no friends at all in the world but Edna and her
  • aunt and two female cousins.
  • There was a quick but entirely respectful discussion of the situation.
  • They thought him a lunatic who had tramped into, this neighbourhood
  • ignorant of Bill. They desired to temporise until their leader came.
  • Bill would settle him. Some one spoke of Bill.
  • “Bill's dead, I jest shot '_im_,” said Bert. “We don't need reckon with
  • 'IM. '_e's_ shot, and a red-'aired chap with a squint, 'E'S shot. We've
  • settled up all that. There ain't going to be no more Bill, ever. 'E'd
  • got wrong ideas about marriage and things. It's 'is sort of chap we're
  • after.”
  • That carried the meeting.
  • Bill was perfunctorily buried, and Bert's Vigilance Committee (for so it
  • continued to be called) reigned in his stead.
  • That is the end of this story so far as Bert Smallways is concerned.
  • We leave him with his Edna to become squatters among the clay and oak
  • thickets of the Weald, far away from the stream of events. From that
  • time forth life became a succession of peasant encounters, an affair of
  • pigs and hens and small needs and little economies and children, until
  • Clapham and Bun Hill and all the life of the Scientific Age became to
  • Bert no more than the fading memory of a dream. He never knew how the
  • War in the Air went on, nor whether it still went on. There were rumours
  • of airships going and coming, and of happenings Londonward. Once or
  • twice their shadows fell on him as he worked, but whence they came or
  • whither they went he could not tell. Even his desire to tell died out
  • for want of food. At times came robbers and thieves, at times came
  • diseases among the beasts and shortness of food, once the country was
  • worried by a pack of boar-hounds he helped to kill; he went through many
  • inconsecutive, irrelevant adventures. He survived them all.
  • Accident and death came near them both ever and again and passed them
  • by, and they loved and suffered and were happy, and she bore him many
  • children--eleven children--one after the other, of whom only four
  • succumbed to the necessary hardships of their simple life. They lived
  • and did well, as well was understood in those days. They went the way of
  • all flesh, year by year.
  • THE EPILOGUE
  • It happened that one bright summer's morning exactly thirty years after
  • the launching of the first German air-fleet, an old man took a small boy
  • to look for a missing hen through the ruins of Bun Hill and out towards
  • the splintered pinnacles of the Crystal Palace. He was not a very
  • old man; he was, as a matter of fact, still within a few weeks of
  • sixty-three, but constant stooping over spades and forks and the
  • carrying of roots and manure, and exposure to the damps of life in the
  • open-air without a change of clothing, had bent him into the form of a
  • sickle. Moreover, he had lost most of his teeth and that had affected
  • his digestion and through that his skin and temper. In face and
  • expression he was curiously like that old Thomas Smallways who had once
  • been coachman to Sir Peter Bone, and this was just as it should be,
  • for he was Tom Smallways the son, who formerly kept the little
  • green-grocer's shop under the straddle of the mono-rail viaduct in the
  • High Street of Bun Hill. But now there were no green-grocer's shops,
  • and Tom was living in one of the derelict villas hard by that unoccupied
  • building site that had been and was still the scene of his daily
  • horticulture. He and his wife lived upstairs, and in the drawing and
  • dining rooms, which had each French windows opening on the lawn, and all
  • about the ground floor generally, Jessica, who was now a lean and lined
  • and baldish but still very efficient and energetic old woman, kept
  • her three cows and a multitude of gawky hens. These two were part of a
  • little community of stragglers and returned fugitives, perhaps a hundred
  • and fifty souls of them all together, that had settled down to the new
  • conditions of things after the Panic and Famine and Pestilence that
  • followed in the wake of the War. They had come back from strange refuges
  • and hiding-places and had squatted down among the familiar houses and
  • begun that hard struggle against nature for food which was now the chief
  • interest of their lives. They were by sheer preoccupation with that a
  • peaceful people, more particularly after Wilkes, the house agent, driven
  • by some obsolete dream of acquisition, had been drowned in the pool by
  • the ruined gas-works for making inquiries into title and displaying a
  • litigious turn of mind. (He had not been murdered, you understand, but
  • the people had carried an exemplary ducking ten minutes or so beyond its
  • healthy limits.)
  • This little community had returned from its original habits of suburban
  • parasitism to what no doubt had been the normal life of humanity for
  • nearly immemorial years, a life of homely economies in the most intimate
  • contact with cows and hens and patches of ground, a life that breathes
  • and exhales the scent of cows and finds the need for stimulants
  • satisfied by the activity of the bacteria and vermin it engenders. Such
  • had been the life of the European peasant from the dawn of history to
  • the beginning of the Scientific Era, so it was the large majority of the
  • people of Asia and Africa had always been wont to live. For a time it
  • had seemed that, by virtue of machines, and scientific civilisation,
  • Europe was to be lifted out of this perpetual round of animal drudgery,
  • and that America was to evade it very largely from the outset. And with
  • the smash of the high and dangerous and splendid edifice of mechanical
  • civilisation that had arisen so marvellously, back to the land came the
  • common man, back to the manure.
  • The little communities, still haunted by ten thousand memories of a
  • greater state, gathered and developed almost tacitly a customary law
  • and fell under the guidance of a medicine man or a priest. The world
  • rediscovered religion and the need of something to hold its communities
  • together. At Bun Hill this function was entrusted to an old Baptist
  • minister. He taught a simple but adequate faith. In his teaching a good
  • principle called the Word fought perpetually against a diabolical female
  • influence called the Scarlet Woman and an evil being called Alcohol.
  • This Alcohol had long since become a purely spiritualised conception
  • deprived of any element of material application; it had no relation to
  • the occasional finds of whiskey and wine in Londoners' cellars that gave
  • Bun Hill its only holidays. He taught this doctrine on Sundays, and
  • on weekdays he was an amiable and kindly old man, distinguished by his
  • quaint disposition to wash his hands, and if possible his face, daily,
  • and with a wonderful genius for cutting up pigs. He held his Sunday
  • services in the old church in the Beckenham Road, and then the
  • countryside came out in a curious reminiscence of the urban dress of
  • Edwardian times. All the men without exception wore frock coats, top
  • hats, and white shirts, though many had no boots. Tom was particularly
  • distinguished on these occasions because he wore a top hat with gold
  • lace about it and a green coat and trousers that he had found upon a
  • skeleton in the basement of the Urban and District Bank. The women, even
  • Jessica, came in jackets and immense hats extravagantly trimmed with
  • artificial flowers and exotic birds' feather's--of which there were
  • abundant supplies in the shops to the north--and the children (there
  • were not many children, because a large proportion of the babies born in
  • Bun Hill died in a few days' time of inexplicable maladies) had similar
  • clothes cut down to accommodate them; even Stringer's little grandson of
  • four wore a large top hat.
  • That was the Sunday costume of the Bun Hill district, a curious and
  • interesting survival of the genteel traditions of the Scientific Age. On
  • a weekday the folk were dingily and curiously hung about with dirty rags
  • of housecloth and scarlet flannel, sacking, curtain serge, and patches
  • of old carpet, and went either bare-footed or on rude wooden sandals.
  • These people, the reader must understand, were an urban population
  • sunken back to the state of a barbaric peasantry, and so without any of
  • the simple arts a barbaric peasantry would possess. In many ways they
  • were curiously degenerate and incompetent. They had lost any idea
  • of making textiles, they could hardly make up clothes when they had
  • material, and they were forced to plunder the continually dwindling
  • supplies of the ruins about them for cover.
  • All the simple arts they had ever known they had lost, and with the
  • breakdown of modern drainage, modern water supply, shopping, and the
  • like, their civilised methods were useless. Their cooking was worse than
  • primitive. It was a feeble muddling with food over wood fires in rusty
  • drawing-room fireplaces; for the kitcheners burnt too much. Among them
  • all no sense of baking or brewing or metal-working was to be found.
  • Their employment of sacking and such-like coarse material for work-a-day
  • clothing, and their habit of tying it on with string and of thrusting
  • wadding and straw inside it for warmth, gave these people an odd,
  • “packed” appearance, and as it was a week-day when Tom took his little
  • nephew for the hen-seeking excursion, so it was they were attired.
  • “So you've really got to Bun Hill at last, Teddy,” said old Tom,
  • beginning to talk and slackening his pace so soon as they were out of
  • range of old Jessica. “You're the last of Bert's boys for me to see.
  • Wat I've seen, young Bert I've seen, Sissie and Matt, Tom what's called
  • after me, and Peter. The traveller people brought you along all right,
  • eh?”
  • “I managed,” said Teddy, who was a dry little boy.
  • “Didn't want to eat you on the way?”
  • “They was all right,” said Teddy, “and on the way near Leatherhead we
  • saw a man riding on a bicycle.”
  • “My word!” said Tom, “there ain't many of those about nowadays. Where
  • was he going?”
  • “Said 'e was going to Dorking if the High Road was good enough. But I
  • doubt if he got there. All about Burford it was flooded. We came over
  • the hill, uncle--what they call the Roman Road. That's high and safe.”
  • “Don't know it,” said old Tom. “But a bicycle! You're sure it was a
  • bicycle? Had two wheels?”
  • “It was a bicycle right enough.”
  • “Why! I remember a time, Teddy, where there was bicycles no end, when
  • you could stand just here--the road was as smooth as a board then--and
  • see twenty or thirty coming and going at the same time, bicycles and
  • moty-bicycles; moty cars, all sorts of whirly things.”
  • “No!” said Teddy.
  • “I do. They'd keep on going by all day,--'undreds and 'undreds.”
  • “But where was they all going?” asked Teddy.
  • “Tearin' off to Brighton--you never seen Brighton, I expect--it's down
  • by the sea, used to be a moce 'mazing place--and coming and going from
  • London.”
  • “Why?”
  • “They did.”
  • “But why?”
  • “Lord knows why, Teddy. They did. Then you see that great thing there
  • like a great big rusty nail sticking up higher than all the houses, and
  • that one yonder, and that, and how something's fell in between 'em among
  • the houses. They was parts of the mono-rail. They went down to Brighton
  • too and all day and night there was people going, great cars as big as
  • 'ouses full of people.”
  • The little boy regarded the rusty evidences acrosss the narrow muddy
  • ditch of cow-droppings that had once been a High Street. He was clearly
  • disposed to be sceptical, and yet there the ruins were! He grappled with
  • ideas beyond the strength of his imagination.
  • “What did they go for?” he asked, “all of 'em?”
  • “They 'AD to. Everything was on the go those days--everything.”
  • “Yes, but where did they come from?”
  • “All round 'ere, Teddy, there was people living in those 'ouses, and up
  • the road more 'ouses and more people. You'd 'ardly believe me, Teddy,
  • but it's Bible truth. You can go on that way for ever and ever, and keep
  • on coming on 'ouses, more 'ouses, and more. There's no end to 'em. No
  • end. They get bigger and bigger.” His voice dropped as though he named
  • strange names.
  • “It's ,” _London_ he said.
  • “And it's all empty now and left alone. All day it's left alone. You
  • don't find 'ardly a man, you won't find nothing but dogs and cats after
  • the rats until you get round by Bromley and Beckenham, and there you
  • find the Kentish men herding swine. (Nice rough lot they are too!) I
  • tell you that so long as the sun is up it's as still as the grave. I
  • been about by day--orfen and orfen.” He paused.
  • “And all those 'ouses and streets and ways used to be full of people
  • before the War in the Air and the Famine and the Purple Death. They used
  • to be full of people, Teddy, and then came a time when they was full of
  • corpses, when you couldn't go a mile that way before the stink of 'em
  • drove you back. It was the Purple Death 'ad killed 'em every one. The
  • cats and dogs and 'ens and vermin caught it. Everything and every one
  • 'ad it. Jest a few of us 'appened to live. I pulled through, and your
  • aunt, though it made 'er lose 'er 'air. Why, you find the skeletons in
  • the 'ouses now. This way we been into all the 'ouses and took what we
  • wanted and buried moce of the people, but up that way, Norwood way,
  • there's 'ouses with the glass in the windows still, and the furniture
  • not touched--all dusty and falling to pieces--and the bones of the
  • people lying, some in bed, some about the 'ouse, jest as the Purple
  • Death left 'em five-and-twenty years ago. I went into one--me and old
  • Higgins las' year--and there was a room with books, Teddy--you know what
  • I mean by books, Teddy?”
  • “I seen 'em. I seen 'em with pictures.”
  • “Well, books all round, Teddy, 'undreds of books, beyond-rhyme or
  • reason, as the saying goes, green-mouldy and dry. I was for leaven' 'em
  • alone--I was never much for reading--but ole Higgins he must touch em.
  • 'I believe I could read one of 'em _NOW_,' 'e says.
  • “'Not it,' I says.
  • “'I could,' 'e says, laughing and takes one out and opens it.
  • “I looked, and there, Teddy, was a cullud picture, oh, so lovely! It was
  • a picture of women and serpents in a garden. I never see anything like
  • it.
  • “'This suits me,' said old Higgins, 'to rights.'
  • “And then kind of friendly he gave the book a pat--
  • Old Tom Smallways paused impressively.
  • “And then?” said Teddy.
  • “It all fell to dus'. White dus'!” He became still more impressive. “We
  • didn't touch no more of them books that day. Not after that.”
  • For a long time both were silent. Then Tom, playing with a subject that
  • attracted him with a fatal fascination, repeated, “All day long they
  • lie--still as the grave.”
  • Teddy took the point at last. “Don't they lie o' nights?” he asked.
  • Old Tom shook his head. “Nobody knows, boy, nobody knows.”
  • “But what could they do?”
  • “Nobody knows. Nobody ain't seen to tell not nobody.”
  • “Nobody?”
  • “They tell tales,” said old Tom. “They tell tales, but there ain't no
  • believing 'em. I gets 'ome about sundown, and keeps indoors, so I can't
  • say nothing, can I? But there's them that thinks some things and them as
  • thinks others. I've 'eard it's unlucky to take clo'es off of 'em unless
  • they got white bones. There's stories--”
  • The boy watched his uncle sharply. “_WOT_ stories?” he said.
  • “Stories of moonlight nights and things walking about. But I take no
  • stock in 'em. I keeps in bed. If you listen to stories--Lord! You'll get
  • afraid of yourself in a field at midday.”
  • The little boy looked round and ceased his questions for a space.
  • “They say there's a 'og man in Beck'n'am what was lost in London three
  • days and three nights. 'E went up after whiskey to Cheapside, and lorst
  • 'is way among the ruins and wandered. Three days and three nights 'e
  • wandered about and the streets kep' changing so's he couldn't get 'ome.
  • If 'e 'adn't remembered some words out of the Bible 'e might 'ave been
  • there now. All day 'e went and all night--and all day long it was still.
  • It was as still as death all day long, until the sunset came and the
  • twilight thickened, and then it began to rustle and whisper and go
  • pit-a-pat with a sound like 'urrying feet.”
  • He paused.
  • “Yes,” said the little boy breathlessly. “Go on. What then?”
  • “A sound of carts and 'orses there was, and a sound of cabs and
  • omnibuses, and then a lot of whistling, shrill whistles, whistles that
  • froze 'is marrer. And directly the whistles began things begun to show,
  • people in the streets 'urrying, people in the 'ouses and shops busying
  • themselves, moty cars in the streets, a sort of moonlight in all the
  • lamps and winders. People, I say, Teddy, but they wasn't people. They
  • was the ghosts of them that was overtook, the ghosts of them that used
  • to crowd those streets. And they went past 'im and through 'im and never
  • 'eeded 'im, went by like fogs and vapours, Teddy. And sometimes they
  • was cheerful and sometimes they was 'orrible, 'orrible beyond words. And
  • once 'e come to a place called Piccadilly, Teddy, and there was lights
  • blazing like daylight and ladies and gentlemen in splendid clo'es
  • crowding the pavement, and taxicabs follering along the road. And as 'e
  • looked, they all went evil--evil in the face, Teddy. And it seemed to
  • 'im suddenly _they saw 'im_, and the women began to look at 'im and say
  • things to 'im--'orrible--wicked things. One come very near 'im, Teddy,
  • right up to 'im, and looked into 'is face--close. And she 'adn't got a
  • face to look with, only a painted skull, and then 'e see; they was
  • all painted skulls. And one after another they crowded on 'im saying
  • 'orrible things, and catchin' at 'im and threatenin' and coaxing 'im, so
  • that 'is 'eart near left 'is body for fear.”
  • “Yes,” gasped Teddy in an unendurable pause.
  • “Then it was he remembered the words of Scripture and saved himself
  • alive. 'The Lord is my 'Elper, 'e says, 'therefore I will fear nothing,'
  • and straightaway there came a cock-crowing and the street was empty
  • from end to end. And after that the Lord was good to 'im and guided 'im
  • 'ome.”
  • Teddy stared and caught at another question. “But who was the people,”
  • he asked, “who lived in all these 'ouses? What was they?”
  • “Gent'men in business, people with money--leastways we thought it
  • was money till everything smashed up, and then seemingly it was jes'
  • paper--all sorts. Why, there was 'undreds of thousands of them. There
  • was millions. I've seen that 'I Street there regular so's you couldn't
  • walk along the pavements, shoppin' time, with women and people
  • shoppin'.”
  • “But where'd they get their food and things?”
  • “Bort 'em in shops like I used to 'ave. I'll show you the place, Teddy,
  • if we go back. People nowadays 'aven't no idee of a shop--no idee.
  • Plate-glass winders--it's all Greek to them. Why, I've 'ad as much as
  • a ton and a 'arf of petaties to 'andle all at one time. You'd open your
  • eyes till they dropped out to see jes' what I used to 'ave in my shop.
  • Baskets of pears 'eaped up, marrers, apples and pears, d'licious great
  • nuts.” His voice became luscious--“Benanas, oranges.”
  • “What's benanas?” asked the boy, “and oranges?”
  • “Fruits they was. Sweet, juicy, d'licious fruits. Foreign fruits. They
  • brought 'em from Spain and N' York and places. In ships and things. They
  • brought 'em to me from all over the world, and I sold 'em in my shop.
  • _I_ sold 'em, Teddy! me what goes about now with you, dressed up in old
  • sacks and looking for lost 'ens. People used to come into my shop,
  • great beautiful ladies like you'd 'ardly dream of now, dressed up to the
  • nines, and say, 'Well, Mr. Smallways, what you got 'smorning?' and
  • I'd say, 'Well, I got some very nice C'nadian apples, 'or p'raps I got
  • custed marrers. See? And they'd buy 'em. Right off they'd say, 'Send me
  • some up.' Lord! what a life that was. The business of it, the bussel,
  • the smart things you saw, moty cars going by, kerridges, people,
  • organ-grinders, German bands. Always something going past--always. If it
  • wasn't for those empty 'ouses, I'd think it all a dream.”
  • “But what killed all the people, uncle?” asked Teddy.
  • “It was a smash-up,” said old Tom. “Everything was going right until
  • they started that War. Everything was going like clock-work. Everybody
  • was busy and everybody was 'appy and everybody got a good square meal
  • every day.”
  • He met incredulous eyes. “Everybody,” he said firmly. “If you couldn't
  • get it anywhere else, you could get it in the workhuss, a nice 'ot bowl
  • of soup called skilly, and bread better'n any one knows 'ow to make now,
  • reg'lar _white_ bread, gov'ment bread.”
  • Teddy marvelled, but said nothing. It made him feel deep longings that
  • he found it wisest to fight down.
  • For a time the old man resigned himself to the pleasures of gustatory
  • reminiscence. His lips moved. “Pickled Sammin!” he whispered, “an'
  • vinegar.... Dutch cheese, _beer_! A pipe of terbakker.”
  • “But 'OW did the people get killed?” asked Teddy presently.
  • “There was the War. The War was the beginning of it. The War banged and
  • flummocked about, but it didn't really KILL many people. But it upset
  • things. They came and set fire to London and burnt and sank all the
  • ships there used to be in the Thames--we could see the smoke and steam
  • for weeks--and they threw a bomb into the Crystal Palace and made a
  • bust-up, and broke down the rail lines and things like that. But as for
  • killin' people, it was just accidental if they did. They killed each
  • other more. There was a great fight all hereabout one day, Teddy--up in
  • the air. Great things bigger than fifty 'ouses, bigger than the Crystal
  • Palace--bigger, bigger than anything, flying about up in the air and
  • whacking at each other and dead men fallin' off 'em. T'riffic! But,
  • it wasn't so much the people they killed as the business they stopped.
  • There wasn't any business doin', Teddy, there wasn't any money about,
  • and nothin' to buy if you 'ad it.”
  • “But '_ow_ did the people get killse?” said the little boy in the pause.
  • “I'm tellin' you, Teddy,” said the old man. “It was the stoppin' of
  • business come next. Suddenly there didn't seem to be any money. There
  • was cheques--they was a bit of paper written on, and they was jes' as
  • good as money--jes' as good if they come from customers you knew. Then
  • all of a sudden they wasn't. I was left with three of 'em and two I'd
  • given' change. Then it got about that five-pun' notes were no good,
  • and then the silver sort of went off. Gold you 'couldn't get for love
  • or--anything. The banks in London 'ad got it, and the banks was all
  • smashed up. Everybody went bankrup'. Everybody was thrown out of work.
  • Everybody!”
  • He paused, and scrutinised his hearer. The small boy's intelligent face
  • expressed hopeless perplexity.
  • “That's 'ow it 'appened,” said old Tom. He sought for some means of
  • expression. “It was like stoppin' a clock,” he said. “Things were quiet
  • for a bit, deadly quiet, except for the air-ships fighting about in the
  • sky, and then people begun to get excited. I remember my lars' customer,
  • the very lars' customer that ever I 'ad. He was a Mr. Moses Gluckstein,
  • a city gent and very pleasant and fond of sparrowgrass and chokes, and
  • 'e cut in--there 'adn't been no customers for days--and began to
  • talk very fast, offerin' me for anything I 'ad, anything, petaties or
  • anything, its weight in gold. 'E said it was a little speculation 'e
  • wanted to try. 'E said it was a sort of bet reely, and very likely
  • 'e'd lose; but never mind that, 'e wanted to try. 'E always 'ad been a
  • gambler, 'e said. 'E said I'd only got to weigh it out and 'e'd give me
  • 'is cheque right away. Well, that led to a bit of a argument, perfect
  • respectful it was, but a argument about whether a cheque was still good,
  • and while 'e was explaining there come by a lot of these here unemployed
  • with a great banner they 'ad for every one to read--every one could
  • read those days--'We want Food.' Three or four of 'em suddenly turns and
  • comes into my shop.
  • “'Got any food?' says one.
  • “'No,' I says, 'not to sell. I wish I 'ad. But if I 'ad, I'm afraid I
  • couldn't let you have it. This gent, 'e's been offerin' me--'
  • “Mr. Gluckstein 'e tried to stop me, but it was too late.
  • “'What's 'e been offerin' you?' says a great big chap with a 'atchet;
  • 'what's 'e been offerin you?' I 'ad to tell.
  • “'Boys,' 'e said, ''ere's another feenancier!' and they took 'im out
  • there and then, and 'ung 'im on a lam'pose down the street. 'E never
  • lifted a finger to resist. After I tole on 'im 'e never said a word....”
  • Tom meditated for a space. “First chap I ever sin 'ung!” he said.
  • “Ow old was you?” asked Teddy.
  • “'Bout thirty,” said old Tom.
  • “Why! I saw free pig-stealers 'ung before I was six,” said Teddy.
  • “Father took me because of my birfday being near. Said I ought to be
  • blooded....”
  • “Well, you never saw no-one killed by a moty car, any'ow,” said old Tom
  • after a moment of chagrin. “And you never saw no dead men carried into a
  • chemis' shop.”
  • Teddy's momentary triumph faded. “No,” he said, “I 'aven't.”
  • “Nor won't. Nor won't. You'll never see the things I've seen, never.
  • Not if you live to be a 'undred... Well, as I was saying, that's how the
  • Famine and Riotin' began. Then there was strikes and Socialism, things
  • I never did 'old with, worse and worse. There was fightin' and shootin'
  • down, and burnin' and plundering. They broke up the banks up in London
  • and got the gold, but they couldn't make food out of gold. 'Ow did _we_
  • get on? Well, we kep' quiet. We didn't interfere with no-one and no-one
  • didn't interfere with us. We 'ad some old 'tatoes about, but mocely we
  • lived on rats. Ours was a old 'ouse, full of rats, and the famine never
  • seemed to bother 'em. Orfen we got a rat. Orfen. But moce of the people
  • who lived hereabouts was too tender stummicked for rats. Didn't seem
  • to fancy 'em. They'd been used to all sorts of fallals, and they didn't
  • take to 'onest feeding, not till it was too late. Died rather.
  • “It was the famine began to kill people. Even before the Purple Death
  • came along they was dying like flies at the end of the summer. 'Ow I
  • remember it all! I was one of the first to 'ave it. I was out, seein' if
  • I mightn't get 'old of a cat or somethin', and then I went round to my
  • bit of ground to see whether I couldn't get up some young turnips
  • I'd forgot, and I was took something awful. You've no idee the pain,
  • Teddy--it doubled me up pretty near. I jes' lay down by 'at there
  • corner, and your aunt come along to look for me and dragged me 'ome like
  • a sack.
  • “I'd never 'ave got better if it 'adn't been for your aunt. 'Tom,' she
  • says to me, 'you got to get well,' and I '_ad_ to. Then _she_ sickened. She
  • sickened but there ain't much dyin' about your aunt. 'Lor!' she says,
  • 'as if I'd leave you to go muddlin' along alone!' That's what she says.
  • She's got a tongue, 'as your aunt. But it took 'er 'air off--and arst
  • though I might, she's never cared for the wig I got 'er--orf the old
  • lady what was in the vicarage garden.
  • “Well, this 'ere Purple Death,--it jes' wiped people out, Teddy. You
  • couldn't bury 'em. And it took the dogs and the cats too, and the rats
  • and 'orses. At last every house and garden was full of dead bodies.
  • London way, you couldn't go for the smell of there, and we 'ad to move
  • out of the 'I street into that villa we got. And all the water run short
  • that way. The drains and underground tunnels took it. Gor' knows where
  • the Purple Death come from; some say one thing and some another. Some
  • said it come from eatin' rats and some from eatin' nothin'. Some say the
  • Asiatics brought it from some 'I place, Thibet, I think, where it never
  • did nobody much 'arm. All I know is it come after the Famine. And the
  • Famine come after the Penic and the Penic come after the War.”
  • Teddy thought. “What made the Purple Death?” he asked.
  • “'Aven't I tole you!”
  • “But why did they 'ave a Penic?”
  • “They 'ad it.”
  • “But why did they start the War?”
  • “They couldn't stop theirselves. 'Aving them airships made 'em.”
  • “And 'ow did the War end?”
  • “Lord knows if it's ended, boy,” said old Tom. “Lord knows if it's
  • ended. There's been travellers through 'ere--there was a chap only two
  • summers ago--say it's goin' on still. They say there's bands of people
  • up north who keep on with it and people in Germany and China and 'Merica
  • and places. 'E said they still got flying-machines and gas and things.
  • But we 'aven't seen nothin' in the air now for seven years, and nobody
  • 'asn't come nigh of us. Last we saw was a crumpled sort of airship going
  • away--over there. It was a littleish-sized thing and lopsided, as though
  • it 'ad something the matter with it.”
  • He pointed, and came to a stop at a gap in the fence, the vestiges of
  • the old fence from which, in the company of his neighbour Mr. Stringer
  • the milkman, he had once watched the South of England Aero Club's
  • Saturday afternoon ascents. Dim memories, it may be, of that particular
  • afternoon returned to him.
  • “There, down there, where all that rus' looks so red and bright, that's
  • the gas-works.”
  • “What's gas?” asked the little boy.
  • “Oh, a hairy sort of nothin' what you put in balloons to make 'em go up.
  • And you used to burn it till the 'lectricity come.”
  • The little boy tried vainly to imagine gas on the basis of these
  • particulars. Then his thoughts reverted to a previous topic.
  • “But why didn't they end the War?”
  • “Obstinacy. Everybody was getting 'urt, but everybody was 'urtin' and
  • everybody was 'igh-spirited and patriotic, and so they smeshed up
  • things instead. They jes' went on smeshin'. And afterwards they jes' got
  • desp'rite and savige.”
  • “It ought to 'ave ended,” said the little boy.
  • “It didn't ought to 'ave begun,” said old Tom, “But people was proud.
  • People was la-dy-da-ish and uppish and proud. Too much meat and drink
  • they 'ad. Give in--not them! And after a bit nobody arst 'em to give in.
  • Nobody arst 'em....”
  • He sucked his old gums thoughtfully, and his gaze strayed away across
  • the valley to where the shattered glass of the Crystal Palace
  • glittered in the sun. A dim large sense of waste and irrevocable lost
  • opportunities pervaded his mind. He repeated his ultimate judgment
  • upon all these things, obstinately, slowly, and conclusively, his final
  • saying upon the matter.
  • “You can say what you like,” he said. “It didn't ought ever to 'ave
  • begun.”
  • He said it simply--somebody somewhere ought to have stopped something,
  • but who or how or why were all beyond his ken.
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