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- THE ADVENTURES OF TOM SAWYER
- By Mark Twain
- (Samuel Langhorne Clemens)
- CONTENTS
- CHAPTER I. Y-o-u-u Tom-Aunt Polly Decides Upon her Duty--Tom Practices
- Music--The Challenge--A Private Entrance
- CHAPTER II. Strong Temptations--Strategic Movements--The Innocents
- Beguiled
- CHAPTER III. Tom as a General--Triumph and Reward--Dismal
- Felicity--Commission and Omission
- CHAPTER IV. Mental Acrobatics--Attending Sunday--School--The
- Superintendent--“Showing off”--Tom Lionized
- CHAPTER V. A Useful Minister--In Church--The Climax
- CHAPTER VI. Self-Examination--Dentistry--The Midnight Charm--Witches and
- Devils--Cautious Approaches--Happy Hours
- CHAPTER VII. A Treaty Entered Into--Early Lessons--A Mistake Made
- CHAPTER VIII. Tom Decides on his Course--Old Scenes Re-enacted
- CHAPTER IX. A Solemn Situation--Grave Subjects Introduced--Injun Joe
- Explains
- CHAPTER X. The Solemn Oath--Terror Brings Repentance--Mental Punishment
- CHAPTER XI. Muff Potter Comes Himself--Tom's Conscience at Work
- CHAPTER XII. Tom Shows his Generosity--Aunt Polly Weakens
- CHAPTER XIII. The Young Pirates--Going to the Rendezvous--The Camp--Fire
- Talk
- CHAPTER XIV. Camp-Life--A Sensation--Tom Steals Away from Camp
- CHAPTER XV. Tom Reconnoiters--Learns the Situation--Reports at Camp
- CHAPTER XVI. A Day's Amusements--Tom Reveals a Secret--The Pirates take a
- Lesson--A Night Surprise--An Indian War
- CHAPTER XVII. Memories of the Lost Heroes--The Point in Tom's Secret
- CHAPTER XVIII. Tom's Feelings Investigated--Wonderful Dream--Becky
- Thatcher Overshadowed--Tom Becomes Jealous--Black Revenge
- CHAPTER XIX. Tom Tells the Truth
- CHAPTER XX. Becky in a Dilemma--Tom's Nobility Asserts Itself
- CHAPTER XXI. Youthful Eloquence--Compositions by the Young Ladies--A
- Lengthy Vision--The Boy's Vengeance Satisfied
- CHAPTER XXII. Tom's Confidence Betrayed--Expects Signal Punishment
- CHAPTER XXIII. Old Muff's Friends--Muff Potter in Court--Muff Potter
- Saved
- CHAPTER XXIV. Tom as the Village Hero--Days of Splendor and Nights of
- Horror--Pursuit of Injun Joe
- CHAPTER XXV. About Kings and Diamonds--Search for the Treasure--Dead
- People and Ghosts
- CHAPTER XXVI. The Haunted House--Sleepy Ghosts--A Box of Gold--Bitter Luck
- CHAPTER XXVII. Doubts to be Settled--The Young Detectives
- CHAPTER XXVIII. An Attempt at No. Two--Huck Mounts Guard
- CHAPTER XXIX. The Pic-nic--Huck on Injun Joe's Track--The “Revenge”
- Job--Aid for the Widow
- CHAPTER XXX. The Welchman Reports--Huck Under Fire--The Story Circulated
- --A New Sensation--Hope Giving Way to Despair
- CHAPTER XXXI. An Exploring Expedition--Trouble Commences--Lost in the
- Cave--Total Darkness--Found but not Saved
- CHAPTER XXXII. Tom tells the Story of their Escape--Tom's Enemy in Safe
- Quarters
- CHAPTER XXXIII. The Fate of Injun Joe--Huck and Tom Compare Notes
- --An Expedition to the Cave--Protection Against Ghosts--“An Awful Snug
- Place”--A Reception at the Widow Douglas's
- CHAPTER XXXIV. Springing a Secret--Mr. Jones' Surprise a Failure
- CHAPTER XXXV. A New Order of Things--Poor Huck--New Adventures Planned
- ILLUSTRATIONS
- Tom Sawyer
- Tom at Home
- Aunt Polly Beguiled
- A Good Opportunity
- Who's Afraid
- Late Home
- Jim
- 'Tendin' to Business
- Ain't that Work?
- Cat and Toys
- Amusement
- Becky Thatcher
- Paying Off
- After the Battle
- “Showing Off”
- Not Amiss
- Mary
- Tom Contemplating
- Dampened Ardor
- Youth
- Boyhood
- Using the “Barlow”
- The Church
- Necessities
- Tom as a Sunday-School Hero
- The Prize
- At Church
- The Model Boy
- The Church Choir
- A Side Show
- Result of Playing in Church
- The Pinch-Bug
- Sid
- Dentistry
- Huckleberry Finn
- Mother Hopkins
- Result of Tom's Truthfulness
- Tom as an Artist
- Interrupted Courtship
- The Master
- Vain Pleading
- Tail Piece
- The Grave in the Woods
- Tom Meditates
- Robin Hood and his Foe
- Death of Robin Hood
- Midnight
- Tom's Mode of Egress
- Tom's Effort at Prayer
- Muff Potter Outwitted
- The Graveyard
- Forewarnings
- Disturbing Muff's Sleep
- Tom's Talk with his Aunt
- Muff Potter
- A Suspicious Incident
- Injun Joe's two Victims
- In the Coils
- Peter
- Aunt Polly seeks Information
- A General Good Time
- Demoralized
- Joe Harper
- On Board Their First Prize
- The Pirates Ashore
- Wild Life
- The Pirate's Bath
- The Pleasant Stroll
- The Search for the Drowned
- The Mysterious Writing
- River View
- What Tom Saw
- Tom Swims the River
- Taking Lessons
- The Pirates' Egg Market
- Tom Looking for Joe's Knife
- The Thunder Storm
- Terrible Slaughter
- The Mourner
- Tom's Proudest Moment
- Amy Lawrence
- Tom tries to Remember
- The Hero
- A Flirtation
- Becky Retaliates
- A Sudden Frost
- Counter-irritation
- Aunt Polly
- Tom justified
- The Discovery
- Caught in the Act
- Tom Astonishes the School
- Literature
- Tom Declaims
- Examination Evening
- On Exhibition
- Prize Authors
- The Master's Dilemma
- The School House
- The Cadet
- Happy for Two Days
- Enjoying the Vacation
- The Stolen Melons
- The Judge
- Visiting the Prisoner
- Tom Swears
- The Court Room
- The Detective
- Tom Dreams
- The Treasure
- The Private Conference
- A King; Poor Fellow!
- Business
- The Ha'nted House
- Injun Joe
- The Greatest and Best
- Hidden Treasures Unearthed
- The Boy's Salvation
- Room No. 2
- The Next Day's Conference
- Treasures
- Uncle Jake
- Buck at Home
- The Haunted Room
- “Run for Your Life”
- McDougal's Cave
- Inside the Cave
- Huck on Duty
- A Rousing Act
- Tail Piece
- The Welchman
- Result of a Sneeze
- Cornered
- Alarming Discoveries
- Tom and Becky stir up the Town
- Tom's Marks
- Huck Questions the Widow
- Vampires
- Wonders of the Cave
- Attacked by Natives
- Despair
- The Wedding Cake
- A New Terror
- Daylight
- “Turn Out” to Receive Tom and Becky
- The Escape from the Cave
- Fate of the Ragged Man
- The Treasures Found
- Caught at Last
- Drop after Drop
- Having a Good Time
- A Business Trip
- “Got it at Last!”
- Tail Piece
- Widow Douglas
- Tom Backs his Statement
- Tail Piece
- Huck Transformed
- Comfortable Once More
- High up in Society
- Contentment
- PREFACE
- Most of the adventures recorded in this book really occurred; one or two
- were experiences of my own, the rest those of boys who were schoolmates
- of mine. Huck Finn is drawn from life; Tom Sawyer also, but not from an
- individual--he is a combination of the characteristics of three boys whom
- I knew, and therefore belongs to the composite order of architecture.
- The odd superstitions touched upon were all prevalent among children and
- slaves in the West at the period of this story--that is to say, thirty or
- forty years ago.
- Although my book is intended mainly for the entertainment of boys and
- girls, I hope it will not be shunned by men and women on that account,
- for part of my plan has been to try to pleasantly remind adults of what
- they once were themselves, and of how they felt and thought and talked,
- and what queer enterprises they sometimes engaged in.
- THE AUTHOR.
- HARTFORD, 1876.
- CHAPTER I
- “TOM!”
- No answer.
- “TOM!”
- No answer.
- “What's gone with that boy, I wonder? You TOM!”
- No answer.
- The old lady pulled her spectacles down and looked over them about the
- room; then she put them up and looked out under them. She seldom or
- never looked _through_ them for so small a thing as a boy; they were
- her state pair, the pride of her heart, and were built for “style,” not
- service--she could have seen through a pair of stove-lids just as well.
- She looked perplexed for a moment, and then said, not fiercely, but
- still loud enough for the furniture to hear:
- “Well, I lay if I get hold of you I'll--”
- She did not finish, for by this time she was bending down and punching
- under the bed with the broom, and so she needed breath to punctuate the
- punches with. She resurrected nothing but the cat.
- “I never did see the beat of that boy!”
- She went to the open door and stood in it and looked out among the
- tomato vines and “jimpson” weeds that constituted the garden. No Tom. So
- she lifted up her voice at an angle calculated for distance and shouted:
- “Y-o-u-u TOM!”
- There was a slight noise behind her and she turned just in time to seize
- a small boy by the slack of his roundabout and arrest his flight.
- “There! I might 'a' thought of that closet. What you been doing in
- there?”
- “Nothing.”
- “Nothing! Look at your hands. And look at your mouth. What _is_ that
- truck?”
- “I don't know, aunt.”
- “Well, I know. It's jam--that's what it is. Forty times I've said if you
- didn't let that jam alone I'd skin you. Hand me that switch.”
- The switch hovered in the air--the peril was desperate--
- “My! Look behind you, aunt!”
- The old lady whirled round, and snatched her skirts out of danger.
- The lad fled on the instant, scrambled up the high board-fence, and
- disappeared over it.
- His aunt Polly stood surprised a moment, and then broke into a gentle
- laugh.
- “Hang the boy, can't I never learn anything? Ain't he played me tricks
- enough like that for me to be looking out for him by this time? But old
- fools is the biggest fools there is. Can't learn an old dog new tricks,
- as the saying is. But my goodness, he never plays them alike, two days,
- and how is a body to know what's coming? He 'pears to know just how long
- he can torment me before I get my dander up, and he knows if he can make
- out to put me off for a minute or make me laugh, it's all down again and
- I can't hit him a lick. I ain't doing my duty by that boy, and that's
- the Lord's truth, goodness knows. Spare the rod and spile the child,
- as the Good Book says. I'm a laying up sin and suffering for us both,
- I know. He's full of the Old Scratch, but laws-a-me! he's my own
- dead sister's boy, poor thing, and I ain't got the heart to lash him,
- somehow. Every time I let him off, my conscience does hurt me so, and
- every time I hit him my old heart most breaks. Well-a-well, man that is
- born of woman is of few days and full of trouble, as the Scripture
- says, and I reckon it's so. He'll play hookey this evening, * and [*
- Southwestern for “afternoon”] I'll just be obleeged to make him work,
- tomorrow, to punish him. It's mighty hard to make him work Saturdays,
- when all the boys is having holiday, but he hates work more than he
- hates anything else, and I've _got_ to do some of my duty by him, or
- I'll be the ruination of the child.”
- Tom did play hookey, and he had a very good time. He got back home
- barely in season to help Jim, the small colored boy, saw next-day's wood
- and split the kindlings before supper--at least he was there in time
- to tell his adventures to Jim while Jim did three-fourths of the work.
- Tom's younger brother (or rather half-brother) Sid was already through
- with his part of the work (picking up chips), for he was a quiet boy,
- and had no adventurous, trouble-some ways.
- While Tom was eating his supper, and stealing sugar as opportunity
- offered, Aunt Polly asked him questions that were full of guile, and
- very deep--for she wanted to trap him into damaging revealments. Like
- many other simple-hearted souls, it was her pet vanity to believe she
- was endowed with a talent for dark and mysterious diplomacy, and she
- loved to contemplate her most transparent devices as marvels of low
- cunning. Said she:
- “Tom, it was middling warm in school, warn't it?”
- “Yes'm.”
- “Powerful warm, warn't it?”
- “Yes'm.”
- “Didn't you want to go in a-swimming, Tom?”
- A bit of a scare shot through Tom--a touch of uncomfortable suspicion. He
- searched Aunt Polly's face, but it told him nothing. So he said:
- “No'm--well, not very much.”
- The old lady reached out her hand and felt Tom's shirt, and said:
- “But you ain't too warm now, though.” And it flattered her to reflect
- that she had discovered that the shirt was dry without anybody knowing
- that that was what she had in her mind. But in spite of her, Tom knew
- where the wind lay, now. So he forestalled what might be the next move:
- “Some of us pumped on our heads--mine's damp yet. See?”
- Aunt Polly was vexed to think she had overlooked that bit of
- circumstantial evidence, and missed a trick. Then she had a new
- inspiration:
- “Tom, you didn't have to undo your shirt collar where I sewed it, to
- pump on your head, did you? Unbutton your jacket!”
- The trouble vanished out of Tom's face. He opened his jacket. His shirt
- collar was securely sewed.
- “Bother! Well, go 'long with you. I'd made sure you'd played hookey
- and been a-swimming. But I forgive ye, Tom. I reckon you're a kind of a
- singed cat, as the saying is--better'n you look. _This_ time.”
- She was half sorry her sagacity had miscarried, and half glad that Tom
- had stumbled into obedient conduct for once.
- But Sidney said:
- “Well, now, if I didn't think you sewed his collar with white thread,
- but it's black.”
- “Why, I did sew it with white! Tom!”
- But Tom did not wait for the rest. As he went out at the door he said:
- “Siddy, I'll lick you for that.”
- In a safe place Tom examined two large needles which were thrust into
- the lapels of his jacket, and had thread bound about them--one needle
- carried white thread and the other black. He said:
- “She'd never noticed if it hadn't been for Sid. Confound it! sometimes
- she sews it with white, and sometimes she sews it with black. I wish to
- gee-miny she'd stick to one or t'other--I can't keep the run of 'em. But
- I bet you I'll lam Sid for that. I'll learn him!”
- He was not the Model Boy of the village. He knew the model boy very well
- though--and loathed him.
- Within two minutes, or even less, he had forgotten all his troubles. Not
- because his troubles were one whit less heavy and bitter to him than a
- man's are to a man, but because a new and powerful interest bore
- them down and drove them out of his mind for the time--just as men's
- misfortunes are forgotten in the excitement of new enterprises. This new
- interest was a valued novelty in whistling, which he had just acquired
- from a negro, and he was suffering to practise it un-disturbed. It
- consisted in a peculiar bird-like turn, a sort of liquid warble,
- produced by touching the tongue to the roof of the mouth at short
- intervals in the midst of the music--the reader probably remembers how to
- do it, if he has ever been a boy. Diligence and attention soon gave him
- the knack of it, and he strode down the street with his mouth full of
- harmony and his soul full of gratitude. He felt much as an astronomer
- feels who has discovered a new planet--no doubt, as far as strong, deep,
- unalloyed pleasure is concerned, the advantage was with the boy, not the
- astronomer.
- The summer evenings were long. It was not dark, yet. Presently Tom
- checked his whistle. A stranger was before him--a boy a shade larger
- than himself. A new-comer of any age or either sex was an im-pressive
- curiosity in the poor little shabby village of St. Petersburg. This boy
- was well dressed, too--well dressed on a week-day. This was simply as
- astounding. His cap was a dainty thing, his close-buttoned blue cloth
- roundabout was new and natty, and so were his pantaloons. He had shoes
- on--and it was only Friday. He even wore a necktie, a bright bit of
- ribbon. He had a citified air about him that ate into Tom's vitals. The
- more Tom stared at the splendid marvel, the higher he turned up his nose
- at his finery and the shabbier and shabbier his own outfit seemed to
- him to grow. Neither boy spoke. If one moved, the other moved--but only
- sidewise, in a circle; they kept face to face and eye to eye all the
- time. Finally Tom said:
- “I can lick you!”
- “I'd like to see you try it.”
- “Well, I can do it.”
- “No you can't, either.”
- “Yes I can.”
- “No you can't.”
- “I can.”
- “You can't.”
- “Can!”
- “Can't!”
- An uncomfortable pause. Then Tom said:
- “What's your name?”
- “'Tisn't any of your business, maybe.”
- “Well I 'low I'll _make_ it my business.”
- “Well why don't you?”
- “If you say much, I will.”
- “Much--much--_much_. There now.”
- “Oh, you think you're mighty smart, _don't_ you? I could lick you with
- one hand tied behind me, if I wanted to.”
- “Well why don't you _do_ it? You _say_ you can do it.”
- “Well I _will_, if you fool with me.”
- “Oh yes--I've seen whole families in the same fix.”
- “Smarty! You think you're _some_, now, _don't_ you? Oh, what a hat!”
- “You can lump that hat if you don't like it. I dare you to knock it
- off--and anybody that'll take a dare will suck eggs.”
- “You're a liar!”
- “You're another.”
- “You're a fighting liar and dasn't take it up.”
- “Aw--take a walk!”
- “Say--if you give me much more of your sass I'll take and bounce a rock
- off'n your head.”
- “Oh, of _course_ you will.”
- “Well I _will_.”
- “Well why don't you _do_ it then? What do you keep _saying_ you will
- for? Why don't you _do_ it? It's because you're afraid.”
- “I _ain't_ afraid.”
- “You are.”
- “I ain't.”
- “You are.”
- Another pause, and more eying and sidling around each other. Presently
- they were shoulder to shoulder. Tom said:
- “Get away from here!”
- “Go away yourself!”
- “I won't.”
- “I won't either.”
- So they stood, each with a foot placed at an angle as a brace, and both
- shoving with might and main, and glowering at each other with hate. But
- neither could get an advantage. After struggling till both were hot and
- flushed, each relaxed his strain with watchful caution, and Tom said:
- “You're a coward and a pup. I'll tell my big brother on you, and he can
- thrash you with his little finger, and I'll make him do it, too.”
- “What do I care for your big brother? I've got a brother that's bigger
- than he is--and what's more, he can throw him over that fence, too.”
- [Both brothers were imaginary.]
- “That's a lie.”
- “_Your_ saying so don't make it so.”
- Tom drew a line in the dust with his big toe, and said:
- “I dare you to step over that, and I'll lick you till you can't stand
- up. Anybody that'll take a dare will steal sheep.”
- The new boy stepped over promptly, and said:
- “Now you said you'd do it, now let's see you do it.”
- “Don't you crowd me now; you better look out.”
- “Well, you _said_ you'd do it--why don't you do it?”
- “By jingo! for two cents I _will_ do it.”
- The new boy took two broad coppers out of his pocket and held them out
- with derision. Tom struck them to the ground. In an instant both boys
- were rolling and tumbling in the dirt, gripped together like cats; and
- for the space of a minute they tugged and tore at each other's hair and
- clothes, punched and scratched each other's nose, and covered themselves
- with dust and glory. Presently the confusion took form, and through the
- fog of battle Tom appeared, seated astride the new boy, and pounding him
- with his fists. “Holler 'nuff!” said he.
- The boy only struggled to free himself. He was crying--mainly from rage.
- “Holler 'nuff!”--and the pounding went on.
- At last the stranger got out a smothered “'Nuff!” and Tom let him up and
- said:
- “Now that'll learn you. Better look out who you're fooling with next
- time.”
- The new boy went off brushing the dust from his clothes, sobbing,
- snuffling, and occasionally looking back and shaking his head and
- threatening what he would do to Tom the “next time he caught him out.”
- To which Tom responded with jeers, and started off in high feather, and
- as soon as his back was turned the new boy snatched up a stone, threw it
- and hit him between the shoulders and then turned tail and ran like
- an antelope. Tom chased the traitor home, and thus found out where he
- lived. He then held a position at the gate for some time, daring the
- enemy to come outside, but the enemy only made faces at him through the
- window and declined. At last the enemy's mother appeared, and called Tom
- a bad, vicious, vulgar child, and ordered him away. So he went away; but
- he said he “'lowed” to “lay” for that boy.
- He got home pretty late that night, and when he climbed cautiously in
- at the window, he uncovered an ambuscade, in the person of his aunt; and
- when she saw the state his clothes were in her resolution to turn his
- Saturday holiday into captivity at hard labor became adamantine in its
- firmness.
- CHAPTER II
- SATURDAY morning was come, and all the summer world was bright and
- fresh, and brimming with life. There was a song in every heart; and if
- the heart was young the music issued at the lips. There was cheer in
- every face and a spring in every step. The locust-trees were in bloom
- and the fragrance of the blossoms filled the air. Cardiff Hill, beyond
- the village and above it, was green with vegetation and it lay just far
- enough away to seem a Delectable Land, dreamy, reposeful, and inviting.
- Tom appeared on the sidewalk with a bucket of whitewash and a
- long-handled brush. He surveyed the fence, and all gladness left him and
- a deep melancholy settled down upon his spirit. Thirty yards of board
- fence nine feet high. Life to him seemed hollow, and existence but a
- burden. Sighing, he dipped his brush and passed it along the topmost
- plank; repeated the operation; did it again; compared the insignificant
- whitewashed streak with the far-reaching continent of unwhitewashed
- fence, and sat down on a tree-box discouraged. Jim came skipping out at
- the gate with a tin pail, and singing Buffalo Gals. Bringing water from
- the town pump had always been hateful work in Tom's eyes, before, but
- now it did not strike him so. He remembered that there was company at
- the pump. White, mulatto, and negro boys and girls were always there
- waiting their turns, resting, trading playthings, quarrelling, fighting,
- skylarking. And he remembered that although the pump was only a hundred
- and fifty yards off, Jim never got back with a bucket of water under an
- hour--and even then somebody generally had to go after him. Tom said:
- “Say, Jim, I'll fetch the water if you'll whitewash some.”
- Jim shook his head and said:
- “Can't, Mars Tom. Ole missis, she tole me I got to go an' git dis water
- an' not stop foolin' roun' wid anybody. She say she spec' Mars Tom gwine
- to ax me to whitewash, an' so she tole me go 'long an' 'tend to my own
- business--she 'lowed _she'd_ 'tend to de whitewashin'.”
- “Oh, never you mind what she said, Jim. That's the way she always talks.
- Gimme the bucket--I won't be gone only a a minute. _She_ won't ever
- know.”
- “Oh, I dasn't, Mars Tom. Ole missis she'd take an' tar de head off'n me.
- 'Deed she would.”
- “_She_! She never licks anybody--whacks 'em over the head with her
- thimble--and who cares for that, I'd like to know. She talks awful, but
- talk don't hurt--anyways it don't if she don't cry. Jim, I'll give you a
- marvel. I'll give you a white alley!”
- Jim began to waver.
- “White alley, Jim! And it's a bully taw.”
- “My! Dat's a mighty gay marvel, I tell you! But Mars Tom I's powerful
- 'fraid ole missis--”
- “And besides, if you will I'll show you my sore toe.”
- Jim was only human--this attraction was too much for him. He put down
- his pail, took the white alley, and bent over the toe with absorbing
- interest while the bandage was being unwound. In another moment he
- was flying down the street with his pail and a tingling rear, Tom was
- whitewashing with vigor, and Aunt Polly was retiring from the field with
- a slipper in her hand and triumph in her eye.
- But Tom's energy did not last. He began to think of the fun he had
- planned for this day, and his sorrows multiplied. Soon the free boys
- would come tripping along on all sorts of delicious expeditions, and
- they would make a world of fun of him for having to work--the very
- thought of it burnt him like fire. He got out his worldly wealth and
- examined it--bits of toys, marbles, and trash; enough to buy an exchange
- of _work_, maybe, but not half enough to buy so much as half an hour
- of pure freedom. So he returned his straitened means to his pocket, and
- gave up the idea of trying to buy the boys. At this dark and hopeless
- moment an inspiration burst upon him! Nothing less than a great,
- magnificent inspiration.
- He took up his brush and went tranquilly to work. Ben Rogers hove in
- sight presently--the very boy, of all boys, whose ridicule he had been
- dreading. Ben's gait was the hop-skip-and-jump--proof enough that his
- heart was light and his anticipations high. He was eating an apple, and
- giving a long, melodious whoop, at intervals, followed by a deep-toned
- ding-dong-dong, ding-dong-dong, for he was personating a steamboat. As
- he drew near, he slackened speed, took the middle of the street, leaned
- far over to starboard and rounded to ponderously and with laborious pomp
- and circumstance--for he was personating the Big Missouri, and considered
- himself to be drawing nine feet of water. He was boat and captain and
- engine-bells combined, so he had to imagine himself standing on his own
- hurricane-deck giving the orders and executing them:
- “Stop her, sir! Ting-a-ling-ling!” The headway ran almost out, and he
- drew up slowly toward the sidewalk.
- “Ship up to back! Ting-a-ling-ling!” His arms straightened and stiffened
- down his sides.
- “Set her back on the stabboard! Ting-a-ling-ling! Chow! ch-chow-wow!
- Chow!” His right hand, mean-time, describing stately circles--for it was
- representing a forty-foot wheel.
- “Let her go back on the labboard! Ting-a-ling-ling! Chow-ch-chow-chow!”
- The left hand began to describe circles.
- “Stop the stabboard! Ting-a-ling-ling! Stop the labboard! Come ahead on
- the stabboard! Stop her! Let your outside turn over slow! Ting-a-ling-ling!
- Chow-ow-ow! Get out that head-line! _lively_ now! Come--out with
- your spring-line--what're you about there! Take a turn round that stump
- with the bight of it! Stand by that stage, now--let her go! Done with
- the engines, sir! Ting-a-ling-ling! SH'T! S'H'T! SH'T!” (trying the
- gauge-cocks).
- Tom went on whitewashing--paid no attention to the steamboat. Ben stared
- a moment and then said: “_Hi-Yi! You're_ up a stump, ain't you!”
- No answer. Tom surveyed his last touch with the eye of an artist, then
- he gave his brush another gentle sweep and surveyed the result, as
- before. Ben ranged up alongside of him. Tom's mouth watered for the
- apple, but he stuck to his work. Ben said:
- “Hello, old chap, you got to work, hey?”
- Tom wheeled suddenly and said:
- “Why, it's you, Ben! I warn't noticing.”
- “Say--I'm going in a-swimming, I am. Don't you wish you could? But of
- course you'd druther _work_--wouldn't you? Course you would!”
- Tom contemplated the boy a bit, and said:
- “What do you call work?”
- “Why, ain't _that_ work?”
- Tom resumed his whitewashing, and answered carelessly:
- “Well, maybe it is, and maybe it ain't. All I know, is, it suits Tom
- Sawyer.”
- “Oh come, now, you don't mean to let on that you _like_ it?”
- The brush continued to move.
- “Like it? Well, I don't see why I oughtn't to like it. Does a boy get a
- chance to whitewash a fence every day?”
- That put the thing in a new light. Ben stopped nibbling his apple.
- Tom swept his brush daintily back and forth--stepped back to note the
- effect--added a touch here and there--criticised the effect again--Ben
- watching every move and getting more and more interested, more and more
- absorbed. Presently he said:
- “Say, Tom, let _me_ whitewash a little.”
- Tom considered, was about to consent; but he altered his mind:
- “No--no--I reckon it wouldn't hardly do, Ben. You see, Aunt Polly's awful
- particular about this fence--right here on the street, you know--but if it
- was the back fence I wouldn't mind and _she_ wouldn't. Yes, she's awful
- particular about this fence; it's got to be done very careful; I reckon
- there ain't one boy in a thousand, maybe two thousand, that can do it
- the way it's got to be done.”
- “No--is that so? Oh come, now--lemme just try. Only just a little--I'd let
- _you_, if you was me, Tom.”
- “Ben, I'd like to, honest injun; but Aunt Polly--well, Jim wanted to do
- it, but she wouldn't let him; Sid wanted to do it, and she wouldn't let
- Sid. Now don't you see how I'm fixed? If you was to tackle this fence
- and anything was to happen to it--”
- “Oh, shucks, I'll be just as careful. Now lemme try. Say--I'll give you
- the core of my apple.”
- “Well, here--No, Ben, now don't. I'm afeard--”
- “I'll give you _all_ of it!”
- Tom gave up the brush with reluctance in his face, but alacrity in his
- heart. And while the late steamer Big Missouri worked and sweated in the
- sun, the retired artist sat on a barrel in the shade close by,
- dangled his legs, munched his apple, and planned the slaughter of more
- innocents. There was no lack of material; boys happened along every
- little while; they came to jeer, but remained to whitewash. By the time
- Ben was fagged out, Tom had traded the next chance to Billy Fisher for
- a kite, in good repair; and when he played out, Johnny Miller bought in
- for a dead rat and a string to swing it with--and so on, and so on, hour
- after hour. And when the middle of the afternoon came, from being a
- poor poverty-stricken boy in the morning, Tom was literally rolling in
- wealth. He had besides the things before mentioned, twelve marbles, part
- of a jews-harp, a piece of blue bottle-glass to look through, a spool
- cannon, a key that wouldn't unlock anything, a fragment of chalk, a
- glass stopper of a decanter, a tin soldier, a couple of tadpoles,
- six fire-crackers, a kitten with only one eye, a brass door-knob, a
- dog-collar--but no dog--the handle of a knife, four pieces of orange-peel,
- and a dilapidated old window sash.
- He had had a nice, good, idle time all the while--plenty of company--and
- the fence had three coats of whitewash on it! If he hadn't run out of
- whitewash he would have bankrupted every boy in the village.
- Tom said to himself that it was not such a hollow world, after all. He
- had discovered a great law of human action, without knowing it--namely,
- that in order to make a man or a boy covet a thing, it is only necessary
- to make the thing difficult to attain. If he had been a great and
- wise philosopher, like the writer of this book, he would now have
- comprehended that Work consists of whatever a body is _obliged_ to do,
- and that Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do. And
- this would help him to understand why constructing artificial flowers or
- performing on a tread-mill is work, while rolling ten-pins or climbing
- Mont Blanc is only amusement. There are wealthy gentlemen in England
- who drive four-horse passenger-coaches twenty or thirty miles on a
- daily line, in the summer, because the privilege costs them considerable
- money; but if they were offered wages for the service, that would turn
- it into work and then they would resign.
- The boy mused awhile over the substantial change which had taken place
- in his worldly circumstances, and then wended toward headquarters to
- report.
- CHAPTER III
- TOM presented himself before Aunt Polly, who was sitting by an
- open window in a pleasant rearward apartment, which was bedroom,
- breakfast-room, dining-room, and library, combined. The balmy summer
- air, the restful quiet, the odor of the flowers, and the drowsing
- murmur of the bees had had their effect, and she was nodding over her
- knitting--for she had no company but the cat, and it was asleep in her
- lap. Her spectacles were propped up on her gray head for safety. She had
- thought that of course Tom had deserted long ago, and she wondered at
- seeing him place himself in her power again in this intrepid way. He
- said: “Mayn't I go and play now, aunt?”
- “What, a'ready? How much have you done?”
- “It's all done, aunt.”
- “Tom, don't lie to me--I can't bear it.”
- “I ain't, aunt; it _is_ all done.”
- Aunt Polly placed small trust in such evidence. She went out to see for
- herself; and she would have been content to find twenty per cent. of
- Tom's statement true. When she found the entire fence white-washed, and
- not only whitewashed but elaborately coated and recoated, and even a
- streak added to the ground, her astonishment was almost unspeakable. She
- said:
- “Well, I never! There's no getting round it, you can work when you're a
- mind to, Tom.” And then she diluted the compliment by adding, “But it's
- powerful seldom you're a mind to, I'm bound to say. Well, go 'long and
- play; but mind you get back some time in a week, or I'll tan you.”
- She was so overcome by the splendor of his achievement that she took
- him into the closet and selected a choice apple and delivered it to him,
- along with an improving lecture upon the added value and flavor a treat
- took to itself when it came without sin through virtuous effort.
- And while she closed with a happy Scriptural flourish, he “hooked” a
- doughnut.
- Then he skipped out, and saw Sid just starting up the outside stairway
- that led to the back rooms on the second floor. Clods were handy and
- the air was full of them in a twinkling. They raged around Sid like a
- hail-storm; and before Aunt Polly could collect her surprised faculties
- and sally to the rescue, six or seven clods had taken personal effect,
- and Tom was over the fence and gone. There was a gate, but as a general
- thing he was too crowded for time to make use of it. His soul was at
- peace, now that he had settled with Sid for calling attention to his
- black thread and getting him into trouble.
- Tom skirted the block, and came round into a muddy alley that led by the
- back of his aunt's cow-stable. He presently got safely beyond the reach
- of capture and punishment, and hastened toward the public square of the
- village, where two “military” companies of boys had met for conflict,
- according to previous appointment. Tom was General of one of these
- armies, Joe Harper (a bosom friend) General of the other. These two
- great commanders did not condescend to fight in person--that being better
- suited to the still smaller fry--but sat together on an eminence
- and conducted the field operations by orders delivered through
- aides-de-camp. Tom's army won a great victory, after a long and
- hard-fought battle. Then the dead were counted, prisoners exchanged,
- the terms of the next disagreement agreed upon, and the day for the
- necessary battle appointed; after which the armies fell into line and
- marched away, and Tom turned homeward alone.
- As he was passing by the house where Jeff Thatcher lived, he saw a new
- girl in the garden--a lovely little blue-eyed creature with yellow
- hair plaited into two long-tails, white summer frock and embroidered
- pan-talettes. The fresh-crowned hero fell without firing a shot. A
- certain Amy Lawrence vanished out of his heart and left not even a
- memory of herself behind. He had thought he loved her to distraction;
- he had regarded his passion as adoration; and behold it was only a poor
- little evanescent partiality. He had been months winning her; she had
- confessed hardly a week ago; he had been the happiest and the proudest
- boy in the world only seven short days, and here in one instant of time
- she had gone out of his heart like a casual stranger whose visit is
- done.
- He worshipped this new angel with furtive eye, till he saw that she had
- discovered him; then he pretended he did not know she was present, and
- began to “show off” in all sorts of absurd boyish ways, in order to win
- her admiration. He kept up this grotesque foolishness for some time;
- but by-and-by, while he was in the midst of some dangerous gymnastic
- performances, he glanced aside and saw that the little girl was wending
- her way toward the house. Tom came up to the fence and leaned on it,
- grieving, and hoping she would tarry yet awhile longer. She halted a
- moment on the steps and then moved toward the door. Tom heaved a great
- sigh as she put her foot on the threshold. But his face lit up,
- right away, for she tossed a pansy over the fence a moment before she
- disappeared.
- The boy ran around and stopped within a foot or two of the flower, and
- then shaded his eyes with his hand and began to look down street as
- if he had discovered something of interest going on in that direction.
- Presently he picked up a straw and began trying to balance it on his
- nose, with his head tilted far back; and as he moved from side to side,
- in his efforts, he edged nearer and nearer toward the pansy; finally his
- bare foot rested upon it, his pliant toes closed upon it, and he hopped
- away with the treasure and disappeared round the corner. But only for a
- minute--only while he could button the flower inside his jacket, next
- his heart--or next his stomach, possibly, for he was not much posted in
- anatomy, and not hypercritical, anyway.
- He returned, now, and hung about the fence till nightfall, “showing
- off,” as before; but the girl never exhibited herself again, though Tom
- comforted himself a little with the hope that she had been near some
- window, meantime, and been aware of his attentions. Finally he strode
- home reluctantly, with his poor head full of visions.
- All through supper his spirits were so high that his aunt wondered “what
- had got into the child.” He took a good scolding about clodding Sid, and
- did not seem to mind it in the least. He tried to steal sugar under his
- aunt's very nose, and got his knuckles rapped for it. He said:
- “Aunt, you don't whack Sid when he takes it.”
- “Well, Sid don't torment a body the way you do. You'd be always into
- that sugar if I warn't watching you.”
- Presently she stepped into the kitchen, and Sid, happy in his immunity,
- reached for the sugar-bowl--a sort of glorying over Tom which was
- wellnigh unbearable. But Sid's fingers slipped and the bowl dropped and
- broke. Tom was in ecstasies. In such ecstasies that he even controlled
- his tongue and was silent. He said to himself that he would not speak a
- word, even when his aunt came in, but would sit perfectly still till she
- asked who did the mischief; and then he would tell, and there would be
- nothing so good in the world as to see that pet model “catch it.” He was
- so brimful of exultation that he could hardly hold himself when the old
- lady came back and stood above the wreck discharging lightnings of wrath
- from over her spectacles. He said to himself, “Now it's coming!” And the
- next instant he was sprawling on the floor! The potent palm was uplifted
- to strike again when Tom cried out:
- “Hold on, now, what 'er you belting _me_ for?--Sid broke it!”
- Aunt Polly paused, perplexed, and Tom looked for healing pity. But when
- she got her tongue again, she only said:
- “Umf! Well, you didn't get a lick amiss, I reckon. You been into some
- other audacious mischief when I wasn't around, like enough.”
- Then her conscience reproached her, and she yearned to say something
- kind and loving; but she judged that this would be construed into a
- confession that she had been in the wrong, and discipline forbade that.
- So she kept silence, and went about her affairs with a troubled heart.
- Tom sulked in a corner and exalted his woes. He knew that in her heart
- his aunt was on her knees to him, and he was morosely gratified by the
- consciousness of it. He would hang out no signals, he would take notice
- of none. He knew that a yearning glance fell upon him, now and then,
- through a film of tears, but he refused recognition of it. He pictured
- himself lying sick unto death and his aunt bending over him beseeching
- one little forgiving word, but he would turn his face to the wall, and
- die with that word unsaid. Ah, how would she feel then? And he pictured
- himself brought home from the river, dead, with his curls all wet, and
- his sore heart at rest. How she would throw herself upon him, and how
- her tears would fall like rain, and her lips pray God to give her back
- her boy and she would never, never abuse him any more! But he would
- lie there cold and white and make no sign--a poor little sufferer, whose
- griefs were at an end. He so worked upon his feelings with the pathos of
- these dreams, that he had to keep swallowing, he was so like to choke;
- and his eyes swam in a blur of water, which overflowed when he winked,
- and ran down and trickled from the end of his nose. And such a luxury to
- him was this petting of his sorrows, that he could not bear to have any
- worldly cheeriness or any grating delight intrude upon it; it was too
- sacred for such contact; and so, presently, when his cousin Mary danced
- in, all alive with the joy of seeing home again after an age-long visit
- of one week to the country, he got up and moved in clouds and darkness
- out at one door as she brought song and sunshine in at the other.
- He wandered far from the accustomed haunts of boys, and sought desolate
- places that were in harmony with his spirit. A log raft in the river
- invited him, and he seated himself on its outer edge and contemplated
- the dreary vastness of the stream, wishing, the while, that he could
- only be drowned, all at once and unconsciously, without undergoing the
- uncomfortable routine devised by nature. Then he thought of his flower.
- He got it out, rumpled and wilted, and it mightily increased his dismal
- felicity. He wondered if she would pity him if she knew? Would she
- cry, and wish that she had a right to put her arms around his neck and
- comfort him? Or would she turn coldly away like all the hollow world?
- This picture brought such an agony of pleasurable suffering that he
- worked it over and over again in his mind and set it up in new and
- varied lights, till he wore it threadbare. At last he rose up sighing
- and departed in the darkness.
- About half-past nine or ten o'clock he came along the deserted street to
- where the Adored Unknown lived; he paused a moment; no sound fell upon
- his listening ear; a candle was casting a dull glow upon the curtain
- of a second-story window. Was the sacred presence there? He climbed the
- fence, threaded his stealthy way through the plants, till he stood under
- that window; he looked up at it long, and with emotion; then he laid him
- down on the ground under it, disposing himself upon his back, with his
- hands clasped upon his breast and holding his poor wilted flower.
- And thus he would die--out in the cold world, with no shelter over his
- homeless head, no friendly hand to wipe the death-damps from his brow,
- no loving face to bend pityingly over him when the great agony came. And
- thus _she_ would see him when she looked out upon the glad morning, and
- oh! would she drop one little tear upon his poor, lifeless form, would
- she heave one little sigh to see a bright young life so rudely blighted,
- so untimely cut down?
- The window went up, a maid-servant's discordant voice profaned the holy
- calm, and a deluge of water drenched the prone martyr's remains!
- The strangling hero sprang up with a relieving snort. There was a whiz
- as of a missile in the air, mingled with the murmur of a curse, a sound
- as of shivering glass followed, and a small, vague form went over the
- fence and shot away in the gloom.
- Not long after, as Tom, all undressed for bed, was surveying his
- drenched garments by the light of a tallow dip, Sid woke up; but if he
- had any dim idea of making any “references to allusions,” he thought
- better of it and held his peace, for there was danger in Tom's eye.
- Tom turned in without the added vexation of prayers, and Sid made mental
- note of the omission.
- CHAPTER IV
- THE sun rose upon a tranquil world, and beamed down upon the peaceful
- village like a benediction. Breakfast over, Aunt Polly had family
- worship: it began with a prayer built from the ground up of solid
- courses of Scriptural quotations, welded together with a thin mortar of
- originality; and from the summit of this she delivered a grim chapter of
- the Mosaic Law, as from Sinai.
- Then Tom girded up his loins, so to speak, and went to work to “get
- his verses.” Sid had learned his lesson days before. Tom bent all his
- energies to the memorizing of five verses, and he chose part of the
- Sermon on the Mount, because he could find no verses that were shorter.
- At the end of half an hour Tom had a vague general idea of his lesson,
- but no more, for his mind was traversing the whole field of human
- thought, and his hands were busy with distracting recreations. Mary took
- his book to hear him recite, and he tried to find his way through the
- fog:
- “Blessed are the--a--a--”
- “Poor”--
- “Yes--poor; blessed are the poor--a--a--”
- “In spirit--”
- “In spirit; blessed are the poor in spirit, for they--they--”
- “_Theirs_--”
- “For _theirs_. Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theirs is the kingdom
- of heaven. Blessed are they that mourn, for they--they--”
- “Sh--”
- “For they--a--”
- “S, H, A--”
- “For they S, H--Oh, I don't know what it is!”
- “_Shall_!”
- “Oh, _shall_! for they shall--for they shall--a--a--shall mourn--a--a--blessed
- are they that shall--they that--a--they that shall mourn, for they
- shall--a--shall _what_? Why don't you tell me, Mary?--what do you want to
- be so mean for?”
- “Oh, Tom, you poor thick-headed thing, I'm not teasing you. I wouldn't
- do that. You must go and learn it again. Don't you be discouraged, Tom,
- you'll manage it--and if you do, I'll give you something ever so nice.
- There, now, that's a good boy.”
- “All right! What is it, Mary, tell me what it is.”
- “Never you mind, Tom. You know if I say it's nice, it is nice.”
- “You bet you that's so, Mary. All right, I'll tackle it again.”
- And he did “tackle it again”--and under the double pressure of curiosity
- and prospective gain he did it with such spirit that he accomplished a
- shining success. Mary gave him a brand-new “Barlow” knife worth twelve
- and a half cents; and the convulsion of delight that swept his system
- shook him to his foundations. True, the knife would not cut anything,
- but it was a “sure-enough” Barlow, and there was inconceivable grandeur
- in that--though where the Western boys ever got the idea that such a
- weapon could possibly be counterfeited to its injury is an imposing
- mystery and will always remain so, perhaps. Tom contrived to scarify the
- cupboard with it, and was arranging to begin on the bureau, when he was
- called off to dress for Sunday-school.
- Mary gave him a tin basin of water and a piece of soap, and he went
- outside the door and set the basin on a little bench there; then he
- dipped the soap in the water and laid it down; turned up his sleeves;
- poured out the water on the ground, gently, and then entered the kitchen
- and began to wipe his face diligently on the towel behind the door. But
- Mary removed the towel and said:
- “Now ain't you ashamed, Tom. You mustn't be so bad. Water won't hurt
- you.”
- Tom was a trifle disconcerted. The basin was refilled, and this time he
- stood over it a little while, gathering resolution; took in a big breath
- and began. When he entered the kitchen presently, with both eyes shut
- and groping for the towel with his hands, an honorable testimony of
- suds and water was dripping from his face. But when he emerged from
- the towel, he was not yet satisfactory, for the clean territory stopped
- short at his chin and his jaws, like a mask; below and beyond this line
- there was a dark expanse of unirrigated soil that spread downward in
- front and backward around his neck. Mary took him in hand, and when she
- was done with him he was a man and a brother, without distinction of
- color, and his saturated hair was neatly brushed, and its short curls
- wrought into a dainty and symmetrical general effect. [He privately
- smoothed out the curls, with labor and difficulty, and plastered his
- hair close down to his head; for he held curls to be effeminate, and his
- own filled his life with bitterness.] Then Mary got out a suit of his
- clothing that had been used only on Sundays during two years--they were
- simply called his “other clothes”--and so by that we know the size of his
- wardrobe. The girl “put him to rights” after he had dressed himself;
- she buttoned his neat roundabout up to his chin, turned his vast shirt
- collar down over his shoulders, brushed him off and crowned him with
- his speckled straw hat. He now looked exceedingly improved and
- uncomfortable. He was fully as uncomfortable as he looked; for there
- was a restraint about whole clothes and cleanliness that galled him. He
- hoped that Mary would forget his shoes, but the hope was blighted; she
- coated them thoroughly with tallow, as was the custom, and brought
- them out. He lost his temper and said he was always being made to do
- everything he didn't want to do. But Mary said, persuasively:
- “Please, Tom--that's a good boy.”
- So he got into the shoes snarling. Mary was soon ready, and the three
- children set out for Sunday-school--a place that Tom hated with his whole
- heart; but Sid and Mary were fond of it.
- Sabbath-school hours were from nine to half-past ten; and then church
- service. Two of the children always remained for the sermon voluntarily,
- and the other always remained too--for stronger reasons. The church's
- high-backed, uncushioned pews would seat about three hundred persons;
- the edifice was but a small, plain affair, with a sort of pine board
- tree-box on top of it for a steeple. At the door Tom dropped back a step
- and accosted a Sunday-dressed comrade:
- “Say, Billy, got a yaller ticket?”
- “Yes.”
- “What'll you take for her?”
- “What'll you give?”
- “Piece of lickrish and a fish-hook.”
- “Less see 'em.”
- Tom exhibited. They were satisfactory, and the property changed hands.
- Then Tom traded a couple of white alleys for three red tickets, and some
- small trifle or other for a couple of blue ones. He waylaid other
- boys as they came, and went on buying tickets of various colors ten
- or fifteen minutes longer. He entered the church, now, with a swarm
- of clean and noisy boys and girls, proceeded to his seat and started
- a quarrel with the first boy that came handy. The teacher, a grave,
- elderly man, interfered; then turned his back a moment and Tom pulled a
- boy's hair in the next bench, and was absorbed in his book when the boy
- turned around; stuck a pin in another boy, presently, in order to hear
- him say “Ouch!” and got a new reprimand from his teacher. Tom's whole
- class were of a pattern--restless, noisy, and troublesome. When they came
- to recite their lessons, not one of them knew his verses perfectly, but
- had to be prompted all along. However, they worried through, and each
- got his reward--in small blue tickets, each with a passage of Scripture
- on it; each blue ticket was pay for two verses of the recitation. Ten
- blue tickets equalled a red one, and could be exchanged for it; ten red
- tickets equalled a yellow one; for ten yellow tickets the superintendent
- gave a very plainly bound Bible (worth forty cents in those easy
- times) to the pupil. How many of my readers would have the industry and
- application to memorize two thousand verses, even for a Dore Bible? And
- yet Mary had acquired two Bibles in this way--it was the patient work of
- two years--and a boy of German parentage had won four or five. He once
- recited three thousand verses without stopping; but the strain upon his
- mental faculties was too great, and he was little better than an idiot
- from that day forth--a grievous misfortune for the school, for on great
- occasions, before company, the superintendent (as Tom expressed it)
- had always made this boy come out and “spread himself.” Only the older
- pupils managed to keep their tickets and stick to their tedious work
- long enough to get a Bible, and so the delivery of one of these prizes
- was a rare and noteworthy circumstance; the successful pupil was so
- great and conspicuous for that day that on the spot every scholar's
- heart was fired with a fresh ambition that often lasted a couple
- of weeks. It is possible that Tom's mental stomach had never really
- hungered for one of those prizes, but unquestionably his entire being
- had for many a day longed for the glory and the eclat that came with it.
- In due course the superintendent stood up in front of the pulpit, with
- a closed hymn-book in his hand and his forefinger inserted between its
- leaves, and commanded attention. When a Sunday-school superintendent
- makes his customary little speech, a hymn-book in the hand is as
- necessary as is the inevitable sheet of music in the hand of a singer
- who stands forward on the platform and sings a solo at a concert--though
- why, is a mystery: for neither the hymn-book nor the sheet of music
- is ever referred to by the sufferer. This superintendent was a slim
- creature of thirty-five, with a sandy goatee and short sandy hair; he
- wore a stiff standing-collar whose upper edge almost reached his ears
- and whose sharp points curved forward abreast the corners of his mouth--a
- fence that compelled a straight lookout ahead, and a turning of the
- whole body when a side view was required; his chin was propped on a
- spreading cravat which was as broad and as long as a bank-note, and had
- fringed ends; his boot toes were turned sharply up, in the fashion
- of the day, like sleigh-runners--an effect patiently and laboriously
- produced by the young men by sitting with their toes pressed against a
- wall for hours together. Mr. Walters was very earnest of mien, and very
- sincere and honest at heart; and he held sacred things and places
- in such reverence, and so separated them from worldly matters, that
- unconsciously to himself his Sunday-school voice had acquired a peculiar
- intonation which was wholly absent on week-days. He began after this
- fashion:
- “Now, children, I want you all to sit up just as straight and pretty as
- you can and give me all your attention for a minute or two. There--that
- is it. That is the way good little boys and girls should do. I see one
- little girl who is looking out of the window--I am afraid she thinks I
- am out there somewhere--perhaps up in one of the trees making a speech
- to the little birds. [Applausive titter.] I want to tell you how good it
- makes me feel to see so many bright, clean little faces assembled in a
- place like this, learning to do right and be good.” And so forth and so
- on. It is not necessary to set down the rest of the oration. It was of a
- pattern which does not vary, and so it is familiar to us all.
- The latter third of the speech was marred by the resumption of fights
- and other recreations among certain of the bad boys, and by fidgetings
- and whisperings that extended far and wide, washing even to the bases of
- isolated and incorruptible rocks like Sid and Mary. But now every sound
- ceased suddenly, with the subsidence of Mr. Walters' voice, and the
- conclusion of the speech was received with a burst of silent gratitude.
- A good part of the whispering had been occasioned by an event which was
- more or less rare--the entrance of visitors: lawyer Thatcher, accompanied
- by a very feeble and aged man; a fine, portly, middle-aged gentleman
- with iron-gray hair; and a dignified lady who was doubtless the latter's
- wife. The lady was leading a child. Tom had been restless and full of
- chafings and repinings; conscience-smitten, too--he could not meet Amy
- Lawrence's eye, he could not brook her loving gaze. But when he saw this
- small newcomer his soul was all ablaze with bliss in a moment. The next
- moment he was “showing off” with all his might--cuffing boys, pulling
- hair, making faces--in a word, using every art that seemed likely to
- fascinate a girl and win her applause. His exaltation had but one
- alloy--the memory of his humiliation in this angel's garden--and that
- record in sand was fast washing out, under the waves of happiness that
- were sweeping over it now.
- The visitors were given the highest seat of honor, and as soon as Mr.
- Walters' speech was finished, he introduced them to the school. The
- middle-aged man turned out to be a prodigious personage--no less a one
- than the county judge--altogether the most august creation these children
- had ever looked upon--and they wondered what kind of material he was made
- of--and they half wanted to hear him roar, and were half afraid he might,
- too. He was from Constantinople, twelve miles away--so he had travelled,
- and seen the world--these very eyes had looked upon the county
- court-house--which was said to have a tin roof. The awe which these
- reflections inspired was attested by the impressive silence and the
- ranks of staring eyes. This was the great Judge Thatcher, brother of
- their own lawyer. Jeff Thatcher immediately went forward, to be familiar
- with the great man and be envied by the school. It would have been music
- to his soul to hear the whisperings:
- “Look at him, Jim! He's a going up there. Say--look! he's a going to
- shake hands with him--he _is_ shaking hands with him! By jings, don't you
- wish you was Jeff?”
- Mr. Walters fell to “showing off,” with all sorts of official bustlings
- and activities, giving orders, delivering judgments, discharging
- directions here, there, everywhere that he could find a target. The
- librarian “showed off”--running hither and thither with his arms full of
- books and making a deal of the splutter and fuss that insect authority
- delights in. The young lady teachers “showed off”--bending sweetly over
- pupils that were lately being boxed, lifting pretty warning fingers
- at bad little boys and patting good ones lovingly. The young gentlemen
- teachers “showed off” with small scoldings and other little displays of
- authority and fine attention to discipline--and most of the teachers, of
- both sexes, found business up at the library, by the pulpit; and it was
- business that frequently had to be done over again two or three times
- (with much seeming vexation). The little girls “showed off” in various
- ways, and the little boys “showed off” with such diligence that the air
- was thick with paper wads and the murmur of scufflings. And above it
- all the great man sat and beamed a majestic judicial smile upon all
- the house, and warmed himself in the sun of his own grandeur--for he was
- “showing off,” too.
- There was only one thing wanting to make Mr. Walters' ecstasy complete,
- and that was a chance to deliver a Bible-prize and exhibit a prodigy.
- Several pupils had a few yellow tickets, but none had enough--he had been
- around among the star pupils inquiring. He would have given worlds, now,
- to have that German lad back again with a sound mind.
- And now at this moment, when hope was dead, Tom Sawyer came forward with
- nine yellow tickets, nine red tickets, and ten blue ones, and demanded
- a Bible. This was a thunderbolt out of a clear sky. Walters was not
- expecting an application from this source for the next ten years. But
- there was no getting around it--here were the certified checks, and they
- were good for their face. Tom was therefore elevated to a place with
- the Judge and the other elect, and the great news was announced from
- headquarters. It was the most stunning surprise of the decade, and
- so profound was the sensation that it lifted the new hero up to the
- judicial one's altitude, and the school had two marvels to gaze upon
- in place of one. The boys were all eaten up with envy--but those that
- suffered the bitterest pangs were those who perceived too late that they
- themselves had contributed to this hated splendor by trading tickets to
- Tom for the wealth he had amassed in selling whitewashing privileges.
- These despised themselves, as being the dupes of a wily fraud, a
- guileful snake in the grass.
- The prize was delivered to Tom with as much effusion as the
- superintendent could pump up under the circumstances; but it lacked
- somewhat of the true gush, for the poor fellow's instinct taught him
- that there was a mystery here that could not well bear the light,
- perhaps; it was simply preposterous that this boy had warehoused two
- thousand sheaves of Scriptural wisdom on his premises--a dozen would
- strain his capacity, without a doubt.
- Amy Lawrence was proud and glad, and she tried to make Tom see it in
- her face--but he wouldn't look. She wondered; then she was just a grain
- troubled; next a dim suspicion came and went--came again; she watched;
- a furtive glance told her worlds--and then her heart broke, and she was
- jealous, and angry, and the tears came and she hated everybody. Tom most
- of all (she thought).
- Tom was introduced to the Judge; but his tongue was tied, his breath
- would hardly come, his heart quaked--partly because of the awful
- greatness of the man, but mainly because he was her parent. He would
- have liked to fall down and worship him, if it were in the dark. The
- Judge put his hand on Tom's head and called him a fine little man, and
- asked him what his name was. The boy stammered, gasped, and got it out:
- “Tom.”
- “Oh, no, not Tom--it is--”
- “Thomas.”
- “Ah, that's it. I thought there was more to it, maybe. That's very well.
- But you've another one I daresay, and you'll tell it to me, won't you?”
- “Tell the gentleman your other name, Thomas,” said Walters, “and say
- sir. You mustn't forget your manners.”
- “Thomas Sawyer--sir.”
- “That's it! That's a good boy. Fine boy. Fine, manly little fellow. Two
- thousand verses is a great many--very, very great many. And you never can
- be sorry for the trouble you took to learn them; for knowledge is worth
- more than anything there is in the world; it's what makes great men
- and good men; you'll be a great man and a good man yourself, some
- day, Thomas, and then you'll look back and say, It's all owing to the
- precious Sunday-school privileges of my boyhood--it's all owing to
- my dear teachers that taught me to learn--it's all owing to the good
- superintendent, who encouraged me, and watched over me, and gave me a
- beautiful Bible--a splendid elegant Bible--to keep and have it all for my
- own, always--it's all owing to right bringing up! That is what you will
- say, Thomas--and you wouldn't take any money for those two thousand
- verses--no indeed you wouldn't. And now you wouldn't mind telling me and
- this lady some of the things you've learned--no, I know you wouldn't--for
- we are proud of little boys that learn. Now, no doubt you know the names
- of all the twelve disciples. Won't you tell us the names of the first
- two that were appointed?”
- Tom was tugging at a button-hole and looking sheepish. He blushed,
- now, and his eyes fell. Mr. Walters' heart sank within him. He said
- to himself, it is not possible that the boy can answer the simplest
- question--why _did_ the Judge ask him? Yet he felt obliged to speak up
- and say:
- “Answer the gentleman, Thomas--don't be afraid.”
- Tom still hung fire.
- “Now I know you'll tell me,” said the lady. “The names of the first two
- disciples were--”
- “_David And Goliah!_”
- Let us draw the curtain of charity over the rest of the scene.
- CHAPTER V
- ABOUT half-past ten the cracked bell of the small church began to ring,
- and presently the people began to gather for the morning sermon. The
- Sunday-school children distributed themselves about the house and
- occupied pews with their parents, so as to be under supervision. Aunt
- Polly came, and Tom and Sid and Mary sat with her--Tom being placed next
- the aisle, in order that he might be as far away from the open window
- and the seductive outside summer scenes as possible. The crowd filed up
- the aisles: the aged and needy postmaster, who had seen better days;
- the mayor and his wife--for they had a mayor there, among other
- unnecessaries; the justice of the peace; the widow Douglass, fair,
- smart, and forty, a generous, good-hearted soul and well-to-do, her hill
- mansion the only palace in the town, and the most hospitable and much
- the most lavish in the matter of festivities that St. Petersburg could
- boast; the bent and venerable Major and Mrs. Ward; lawyer Riverson, the
- new notable from a distance; next the belle of the village, followed by
- a troop of lawn-clad and ribbon-decked young heart-breakers; then all
- the young clerks in town in a body--for they had stood in the vestibule
- sucking their cane-heads, a circling wall of oiled and simpering
- admirers, till the last girl had run their gantlet; and last of all came
- the Model Boy, Willie Mufferson, taking as heedful care of his mother as
- if she were cut glass. He always brought his mother to church, and was
- the pride of all the matrons. The boys all hated him, he was so
- good. And besides, he had been “thrown up to them” so much. His
- white handkerchief was hanging out of his pocket behind, as usual on
- Sundays--accidentally. Tom had no handkerchief, and he looked upon boys
- who had as snobs.
- The congregation being fully assembled, now, the bell rang once more,
- to warn laggards and stragglers, and then a solemn hush fell upon the
- church which was only broken by the tittering and whispering of the
- choir in the gallery. The choir always tittered and whispered all
- through service. There was once a church choir that was not ill-bred,
- but I have forgotten where it was, now. It was a great many years ago,
- and I can scarcely remember anything about it, but I think it was in
- some foreign country.
- The minister gave out the hymn, and read it through with a relish, in a
- peculiar style which was much admired in that part of the country. His
- voice began on a medium key and climbed steadily up till it reached a
- certain point, where it bore with strong emphasis upon the topmost word
- and then plunged down as if from a spring-board:
- Shall I be car-ri-ed toe the skies, on flow'ry _beds_ of ease,
- Whilst others fight to win the prize, and sail thro' _blood_-y seas?
- He was regarded as a wonderful reader. At church “sociables” he was
- always called upon to read poetry; and when he was through, the ladies
- would lift up their hands and let them fall helplessly in their laps,
- and “wall” their eyes, and shake their heads, as much as to say, “Words
- cannot express it; it is too beautiful, TOO beautiful for this mortal
- earth.”
- After the hymn had been sung, the Rev. Mr. Sprague turned himself into
- a bulletin-board, and read off “notices” of meetings and societies and
- things till it seemed that the list would stretch out to the crack of
- doom--a queer custom which is still kept up in America, even in cities,
- away here in this age of abundant newspapers. Often, the less there is
- to justify a traditional custom, the harder it is to get rid of it.
- And now the minister prayed. A good, generous prayer it was, and went
- into details: it pleaded for the church, and the little children of the
- church; for the other churches of the village; for the village itself;
- for the county; for the State; for the State officers; for the United
- States; for the churches of the United States; for Congress; for the
- President; for the officers of the Government; for poor sailors, tossed
- by stormy seas; for the oppressed millions groaning under the heel of
- European monarchies and Oriental despotisms; for such as have the light
- and the good tidings, and yet have not eyes to see nor ears to hear
- withal; for the heathen in the far islands of the sea; and closed with
- a supplication that the words he was about to speak might find grace
- and favor, and be as seed sown in fertile ground, yielding in time a
- grateful harvest of good. Amen.
- There was a rustling of dresses, and the standing congregation sat down.
- The boy whose history this book relates did not enjoy the prayer, he
- only endured it--if he even did that much. He was restive all through it;
- he kept tally of the details of the prayer, unconsciously--for he was not
- listening, but he knew the ground of old, and the clergyman's regular
- route over it--and when a little trifle of new matter was interlarded,
- his ear detected it and his whole nature resented it; he considered
- additions unfair, and scoundrelly. In the midst of the prayer a fly had
- lit on the back of the pew in front of him and tortured his spirit by
- calmly rubbing its hands together, embracing its head with its arms, and
- polishing it so vigorously that it seemed to almost part company with
- the body, and the slender thread of a neck was exposed to view; scraping
- its wings with its hind legs and smoothing them to its body as if they
- had been coat-tails; going through its whole toilet as tranquilly as if
- it knew it was perfectly safe. As indeed it was; for as sorely as Tom's
- hands itched to grab for it they did not dare--he believed his soul would
- be instantly destroyed if he did such a thing while the prayer was going
- on. But with the closing sentence his hand began to curve and steal
- forward; and the instant the “Amen” was out the fly was a prisoner of
- war. His aunt detected the act and made him let it go.
- The minister gave out his text and droned along monotonously through an
- argument that was so prosy that many a head by and by began to nod--and
- yet it was an argument that dealt in limitless fire and brimstone and
- thinned the predestined elect down to a company so small as to be hardly
- worth the saving. Tom counted the pages of the sermon; after church he
- always knew how many pages there had been, but he seldom knew anything
- else about the discourse. However, this time he was really interested
- for a little while. The minister made a grand and moving picture of the
- assembling together of the world's hosts at the millennium when the lion
- and the lamb should lie down together and a little child should lead
- them. But the pathos, the lesson, the moral of the great spectacle
- were lost upon the boy; he only thought of the conspicuousness of the
- principal character before the on-looking nations; his face lit with the
- thought, and he said to himself that he wished he could be that child,
- if it was a tame lion.
- Now he lapsed into suffering again, as the dry argument was resumed.
- Presently he bethought him of a treasure he had and got it out. It was
- a large black beetle with formidable jaws--a “pinchbug,” he called it. It
- was in a percussion-cap box. The first thing the beetle did was to
- take him by the finger. A natural fillip followed, the beetle went
- floundering into the aisle and lit on its back, and the hurt finger went
- into the boy's mouth. The beetle lay there working its helpless legs,
- unable to turn over. Tom eyed it, and longed for it; but it was safe out
- of his reach. Other people uninterested in the sermon found relief in
- the beetle, and they eyed it too. Presently a vagrant poodle dog came
- idling along, sad at heart, lazy with the summer softness and the
- quiet, weary of captivity, sighing for change. He spied the beetle; the
- drooping tail lifted and wagged. He surveyed the prize; walked around
- it; smelt at it from a safe distance; walked around it again; grew
- bolder, and took a closer smell; then lifted his lip and made a gingerly
- snatch at it, just missing it; made another, and another; began to enjoy
- the diversion; subsided to his stomach with the beetle between his paws,
- and continued his experiments; grew weary at last, and then indifferent
- and absent-minded. His head nodded, and little by little his chin
- descended and touched the enemy, who seized it. There was a sharp yelp,
- a flirt of the poodle's head, and the beetle fell a couple of yards
- away, and lit on its back once more. The neighboring spectators
- shook with a gentle inward joy, several faces went behind fans and
- hand-kerchiefs, and Tom was entirely happy. The dog looked foolish,
- and probably felt so; but there was resentment in his heart, too, and a
- craving for revenge. So he went to the beetle and began a wary attack on
- it again; jumping at it from every point of a circle, lighting with his
- fore-paws within an inch of the creature, making even closer snatches at
- it with his teeth, and jerking his head till his ears flapped again. But
- he grew tired once more, after a while; tried to amuse himself with a
- fly but found no relief; followed an ant around, with his nose close
- to the floor, and quickly wearied of that; yawned, sighed, forgot the
- beetle entirely, and sat down on it. Then there was a wild yelp of agony
- and the poodle went sailing up the aisle; the yelps continued, and so
- did the dog; he crossed the house in front of the altar; he flew
- down the other aisle; he crossed before the doors; he clamored up the
- home-stretch; his anguish grew with his progress, till presently he was
- but a woolly comet moving in its orbit with the gleam and the speed of
- light. At last the frantic sufferer sheered from its course, and sprang
- into its master's lap; he flung it out of the window, and the voice of
- distress quickly thinned away and died in the distance.
- By this time the whole church was red-faced and suffocating with
- suppressed laughter, and the sermon had come to a dead standstill.
- The discourse was resumed presently, but it went lame and halting, all
- possibility of impressiveness being at an end; for even the gravest
- sentiments were constantly being received with a smothered burst of
- unholy mirth, under cover of some remote pew-back, as if the poor parson
- had said a rarely facetious thing. It was a genuine relief to the whole
- congregation when the ordeal was over and the benediction pronounced.
- Tom Sawyer went home quite cheerful, thinking to himself that there was
- some satisfaction about divine service when there was a bit of variety
- in it. He had but one marring thought; he was willing that the dog
- should play with his pinchbug, but he did not think it was upright in
- him to carry it off.
- CHAPTER VI
- MONDAY morning found Tom Sawyer miserable. Monday morning always found
- him so--because it began another week's slow suffering in school. He
- generally began that day with wishing he had had no intervening holiday,
- it made the going into captivity and fetters again so much more odious.
- Tom lay thinking. Presently it occurred to him that he wished he was
- sick; then he could stay home from school. Here was a vague possibility.
- He canvassed his system. No ailment was found, and he investigated
- again. This time he thought he could detect colicky symptoms, and he
- began to encourage them with considerable hope. But they soon grew
- feeble, and presently died wholly away. He reflected further. Suddenly
- he discovered something. One of his upper front teeth was loose. This
- was lucky; he was about to begin to groan, as a “starter,” as he
- called it, when it occurred to him that if he came into court with that
- argument, his aunt would pull it out, and that would hurt. So he thought
- he would hold the tooth in reserve for the present, and seek further.
- Nothing offered for some little time, and then he remembered hearing
- the doctor tell about a certain thing that laid up a patient for two or
- three weeks and threatened to make him lose a finger. So the boy eagerly
- drew his sore toe from under the sheet and held it up for inspection.
- But now he did not know the necessary symptoms. However, it seemed
- well worth while to chance it, so he fell to groaning with considerable
- spirit.
- But Sid slept on unconscious.
- Tom groaned louder, and fancied that he began to feel pain in the toe.
- No result from Sid.
- Tom was panting with his exertions by this time. He took a rest and then
- swelled himself up and fetched a succession of admirable groans.
- Sid snored on.
- Tom was aggravated. He said, “Sid, Sid!” and shook him. This course
- worked well, and Tom began to groan again. Sid yawned, stretched, then
- brought himself up on his elbow with a snort, and began to stare at Tom.
- Tom went on groaning. Sid said:
- “Tom! Say, Tom!” [No response.] “Here, Tom! TOM! What is the matter,
- Tom?” And he shook him and looked in his face anxiously.
- Tom moaned out:
- “Oh, don't, Sid. Don't joggle me.”
- “Why, what's the matter, Tom? I must call auntie.”
- “No--never mind. It'll be over by and by, maybe. Don't call anybody.”
- “But I must! _Don't_ groan so, Tom, it's awful. How long you been this
- way?”
- “Hours. Ouch! Oh, don't stir so, Sid, you'll kill me.”
- “Tom, why didn't you wake me sooner? Oh, Tom, _don't!_ It makes my flesh
- crawl to hear you. Tom, what is the matter?”
- “I forgive you everything, Sid. [Groan.] Everything you've ever done to
- me. When I'm gone--”
- “Oh, Tom, you ain't dying, are you? Don't, Tom--oh, don't. Maybe--”
- “I forgive everybody, Sid. [Groan.] Tell 'em so, Sid. And Sid, you give
- my window-sash and my cat with one eye to that new girl that's come to
- town, and tell her--”
- But Sid had snatched his clothes and gone. Tom was suffering in reality,
- now, so handsomely was his imagination working, and so his groans had
- gathered quite a genuine tone.
- Sid flew downstairs and said:
- “Oh, Aunt Polly, come! Tom's dying!”
- “Dying!”
- “Yes'm. Don't wait--come quick!”
- “Rubbage! I don't believe it!”
- But she fled upstairs, nevertheless, with Sid and Mary at her heels.
- And her face grew white, too, and her lip trembled. When she reached the
- bedside she gasped out:
- “You, Tom! Tom, what's the matter with you?”
- “Oh, auntie, I'm--”
- “What's the matter with you--what is the matter with you, child?”
- “Oh, auntie, my sore toe's mortified!”
- The old lady sank down into a chair and laughed a little, then cried a
- little, then did both together. This restored her and she said:
- “Tom, what a turn you did give me. Now you shut up that nonsense and
- climb out of this.”
- The groans ceased and the pain vanished from the toe. The boy felt a
- little foolish, and he said:
- “Aunt Polly, it _seemed_ mortified, and it hurt so I never minded my
- tooth at all.”
- “Your tooth, indeed! What's the matter with your tooth?”
- “One of them's loose, and it aches perfectly awful.”
- “There, there, now, don't begin that groaning again. Open your mouth.
- Well--your tooth _is_ loose, but you're not going to die about that.
- Mary, get me a silk thread, and a chunk of fire out of the kitchen.”
- Tom said:
- “Oh, please, auntie, don't pull it out. It don't hurt any more. I wish
- I may never stir if it does. Please don't, auntie. I don't want to stay
- home from school.”
- “Oh, you don't, don't you? So all this row was because you thought you'd
- get to stay home from school and go a-fishing? Tom, Tom, I love you so,
- and you seem to try every way you can to break my old heart with your
- outrageousness.” By this time the dental instruments were ready. The old
- lady made one end of the silk thread fast to Tom's tooth with a loop
- and tied the other to the bedpost. Then she seized the chunk of fire and
- suddenly thrust it almost into the boy's face. The tooth hung dangling
- by the bedpost, now.
- But all trials bring their compensations. As Tom wended to school after
- breakfast, he was the envy of every boy he met because the gap in his
- upper row of teeth enabled him to expectorate in a new and admirable
- way. He gathered quite a following of lads interested in the exhibition;
- and one that had cut his finger and had been a centre of fascination and
- homage up to this time, now found himself suddenly without an adherent,
- and shorn of his glory. His heart was heavy, and he said with a disdain
- which he did not feel that it wasn't anything to spit like Tom Sawyer;
- but another boy said, “Sour grapes!” and he wandered away a dismantled
- hero.
- Shortly Tom came upon the juvenile pariah of the village, Huckleberry
- Finn, son of the town drunkard. Huckleberry was cordially hated and
- dreaded by all the mothers of the town, because he was idle and lawless
- and vulgar and bad--and because all their children admired him so, and
- delighted in his forbidden society, and wished they dared to be like
- him. Tom was like the rest of the respectable boys, in that he envied
- Huckleberry his gaudy outcast condition, and was under strict orders
- not to play with him. So he played with him every time he got a chance.
- Huckleberry was always dressed in the cast-off clothes of full-grown
- men, and they were in perennial bloom and fluttering with rags. His hat
- was a vast ruin with a wide crescent lopped out of its brim; his coat,
- when he wore one, hung nearly to his heels and had the rearward buttons
- far down the back; but one suspender supported his trousers; the seat of
- the trousers bagged low and contained nothing, the fringed legs dragged
- in the dirt when not rolled up.
- Huckleberry came and went, at his own free will. He slept on doorsteps
- in fine weather and in empty hogsheads in wet; he did not have to go to
- school or to church, or call any being master or obey anybody; he could
- go fishing or swimming when and where he chose, and stay as long as it
- suited him; nobody forbade him to fight; he could sit up as late as he
- pleased; he was always the first boy that went barefoot in the spring
- and the last to resume leather in the fall; he never had to wash, nor
- put on clean clothes; he could swear wonderfully. In a word, everything
- that goes to make life precious that boy had. So thought every harassed,
- hampered, respectable boy in St. Petersburg.
- Tom hailed the romantic outcast:
- “Hello, Huckleberry!”
- “Hello yourself, and see how you like it.”
- “What's that you got?”
- “Dead cat.”
- “Lemme see him, Huck. My, he's pretty stiff. Where'd you get him?”
- “Bought him off'n a boy.”
- “What did you give?”
- “I give a blue ticket and a bladder that I got at the slaughter-house.”
- “Where'd you get the blue ticket?”
- “Bought it off'n Ben Rogers two weeks ago for a hoop-stick.”
- “Say--what is dead cats good for, Huck?”
- “Good for? Cure warts with.”
- “No! Is that so? I know something that's better.”
- “I bet you don't. What is it?”
- “Why, spunk-water.”
- “Spunk-water! I wouldn't give a dern for spunk-water.”
- “You wouldn't, wouldn't you? D'you ever try it?”
- “No, I hain't. But Bob Tanner did.”
- “Who told you so!”
- “Why, he told Jeff Thatcher, and Jeff told Johnny Baker, and Johnny
- told Jim Hollis, and Jim told Ben Rogers, and Ben told a nigger, and the
- nigger told me. There now!”
- “Well, what of it? They'll all lie. Leastways all but the nigger. I
- don't know _him_. But I never see a nigger that _wouldn't_ lie. Shucks!
- Now you tell me how Bob Tanner done it, Huck.”
- “Why, he took and dipped his hand in a rotten stump where the rain-water
- was.”
- “In the daytime?”
- “Certainly.”
- “With his face to the stump?”
- “Yes. Least I reckon so.”
- “Did he say anything?”
- “I don't reckon he did. I don't know.”
- “Aha! Talk about trying to cure warts with spunk-water such a blame fool
- way as that! Why, that ain't a-going to do any good. You got to go all
- by yourself, to the middle of the woods, where you know there's a
- spunk-water stump, and just as it's midnight you back up against the stump
- and jam your hand in and say:
- 'Barley-corn, barley-corn, injun-meal shorts, Spunk-water, spunk-water,
- swaller these warts,'
- and then walk away quick, eleven steps, with your eyes shut, and then
- turn around three times and walk home without speaking to anybody.
- Because if you speak the charm's busted.”
- “Well, that sounds like a good way; but that ain't the way Bob Tanner
- done.”
- “No, sir, you can bet he didn't, becuz he's the wartiest boy in this
- town; and he wouldn't have a wart on him if he'd knowed how to work
- spunk-water. I've took off thousands of warts off of my hands that way,
- Huck. I play with frogs so much that I've always got considerable many
- warts. Sometimes I take 'em off with a bean.”
- “Yes, bean's good. I've done that.”
- “Have you? What's your way?”
- “You take and split the bean, and cut the wart so as to get some blood,
- and then you put the blood on one piece of the bean and take and dig
- a hole and bury it 'bout midnight at the crossroads in the dark of the
- moon, and then you burn up the rest of the bean. You see that piece
- that's got the blood on it will keep drawing and drawing, trying to
- fetch the other piece to it, and so that helps the blood to draw the
- wart, and pretty soon off she comes.”
- “Yes, that's it, Huck--that's it; though when you're burying it if you
- say 'Down bean; off wart; come no more to bother me!' it's better.
- That's the way Joe Harper does, and he's been nearly to Coonville and
- most everywheres. But say--how do you cure 'em with dead cats?”
- “Why, you take your cat and go and get in the grave-yard 'long about
- midnight when somebody that was wicked has been buried; and when it's
- midnight a devil will come, or maybe two or three, but you can't see
- 'em, you can only hear something like the wind, or maybe hear 'em talk;
- and when they're taking that feller away, you heave your cat after 'em
- and say, 'Devil follow corpse, cat follow devil, warts follow cat, I'm
- done with ye!' That'll fetch _any_ wart.”
- “Sounds right. D'you ever try it, Huck?”
- “No, but old Mother Hopkins told me.”
- “Well, I reckon it's so, then. Becuz they say she's a witch.”
- “Say! Why, Tom, I _know_ she is. She witched pap. Pap says so his own
- self. He come along one day, and he see she was a-witching him, so he
- took up a rock, and if she hadn't dodged, he'd a got her. Well, that
- very night he rolled off'n a shed wher' he was a layin drunk, and broke
- his arm.”
- “Why, that's awful. How did he know she was a-witching him?”
- “Lord, pap can tell, easy. Pap says when they keep looking at you right
- stiddy, they're a-witching you. Specially if they mumble. Becuz when
- they mumble they're saying the Lord's Prayer backards.”
- “Say, Hucky, when you going to try the cat?”
- “To-night. I reckon they'll come after old Hoss Williams to-night.”
- “But they buried him Saturday. Didn't they get him Saturday night?”
- “Why, how you talk! How could their charms work till midnight?--and
- _then_ it's Sunday. Devils don't slosh around much of a Sunday, I don't
- reckon.”
- “I never thought of that. That's so. Lemme go with you?”
- “Of course--if you ain't afeard.”
- “Afeard! 'Tain't likely. Will you meow?”
- “Yes--and you meow back, if you get a chance. Last time, you kep' me
- a-meowing around till old Hays went to throwing rocks at me and says
- 'Dern that cat!' and so I hove a brick through his window--but don't you
- tell.”
- “I won't. I couldn't meow that night, becuz auntie was watching me, but
- I'll meow this time. Say--what's that?”
- “Nothing but a tick.”
- “Where'd you get him?”
- “Out in the woods.”
- “What'll you take for him?”
- “I don't know. I don't want to sell him.”
- “All right. It's a mighty small tick, anyway.”
- “Oh, anybody can run a tick down that don't belong to them. I'm
- satisfied with it. It's a good enough tick for me.”
- “Sho, there's ticks a plenty. I could have a thousand of 'em if I wanted
- to.”
- “Well, why don't you? Becuz you know mighty well you can't. This is a
- pretty early tick, I reckon. It's the first one I've seen this year.”
- “Say, Huck--I'll give you my tooth for him.”
- “Less see it.”
- Tom got out a bit of paper and carefully unrolled it. Huckleberry viewed
- it wistfully. The temptation was very strong. At last he said:
- “Is it genuwyne?”
- Tom lifted his lip and showed the vacancy.
- “Well, all right,” said Huckleberry, “it's a trade.”
- Tom enclosed the tick in the percussion-cap box that had lately been the
- pinchbug's prison, and the boys separated, each feeling wealthier than
- before.
- When Tom reached the little isolated frame school-house, he strode in
- briskly, with the manner of one who had come with all honest speed. He
- hung his hat on a peg and flung himself into his seat with business-like
- alacrity. The master, throned on high in his great splint-bottom
- arm-chair, was dozing, lulled by the drowsy hum of study. The
- interruption roused him.
- “Thomas Sawyer!”
- Tom knew that when his name was pronounced in full, it meant trouble.
- “Sir!”
- “Come up here. Now, sir, why are you late again, as usual?”
- Tom was about to take refuge in a lie, when he saw two long tails of
- yellow hair hanging down a back that he recognized by the electric
- sympathy of love; and by that form was _the only vacant place_ on the
- girls' side of the school-house. He instantly said:
- “_I stopped to talk with Huckleberry Finn!_”
- The master's pulse stood still, and he stared helplessly. The buzz of
- study ceased. The pupils wondered if this foolhardy boy had lost his
- mind. The master said:
- “You--you did what?”
- “Stopped to talk with Huckleberry Finn.”
- There was no mistaking the words.
- “Thomas Sawyer, this is the most astounding confession I have ever
- listened to. No mere ferule will answer for this offence. Take off your
- jacket.”
- The master's arm performed until it was tired and the stock of switches
- notably diminished. Then the order followed:
- “Now, sir, go and sit with the girls! And let this be a warning to you.”
- The titter that rippled around the room appeared to abash the boy, but
- in reality that result was caused rather more by his worshipful awe
- of his unknown idol and the dread pleasure that lay in his high good
- fortune. He sat down upon the end of the pine bench and the girl hitched
- herself away from him with a toss of her head. Nudges and winks and
- whispers traversed the room, but Tom sat still, with his arms upon the
- long, low desk before him, and seemed to study his book.
- By and by attention ceased from him, and the accustomed school murmur
- rose upon the dull air once more. Presently the boy began to steal
- furtive glances at the girl. She observed it, “made a mouth” at him
- and gave him the back of her head for the space of a minute. When she
- cautiously faced around again, a peach lay before her. She thrust it
- away. Tom gently put it back. She thrust it away again, but with less
- animosity. Tom patiently returned it to its place. Then she let it
- remain. Tom scrawled on his slate, “Please take it--I got more.” The
- girl glanced at the words, but made no sign. Now the boy began to draw
- something on the slate, hiding his work with his left hand. For a time
- the girl refused to notice; but her human curiosity presently began
- to manifest itself by hardly perceptible signs. The boy worked on,
- apparently unconscious. The girl made a sort of non-committal attempt
- to see, but the boy did not betray that he was aware of it. At last she
- gave in and hesitatingly whispered:
- “Let me see it.”
- Tom partly uncovered a dismal caricature of a house with two gable ends
- to it and a corkscrew of smoke issuing from the chimney. Then the girl's
- interest began to fasten itself upon the work and she forgot everything
- else. When it was finished, she gazed a moment, then whispered:
- “It's nice--make a man.”
- The artist erected a man in the front yard, that resembled a derrick. He
- could have stepped over the house; but the girl was not hypercritical;
- she was satisfied with the monster, and whispered:
- “It's a beautiful man--now make me coming along.”
- Tom drew an hour-glass with a full moon and straw limbs to it and armed
- the spreading fingers with a portentous fan. The girl said:
- “It's ever so nice--I wish I could draw.”
- “It's easy,” whispered Tom, “I'll learn you.”
- “Oh, will you? When?”
- “At noon. Do you go home to dinner?”
- “I'll stay if you will.”
- “Good--that's a whack. What's your name?”
- “Becky Thatcher. What's yours? Oh, I know. It's Thomas Sawyer.”
- “That's the name they lick me by. I'm Tom when I'm good. You call me
- Tom, will you?”
- “Yes.”
- Now Tom began to scrawl something on the slate, hiding the words from
- the girl. But she was not backward this time. She begged to see. Tom
- said:
- “Oh, it ain't anything.”
- “Yes it is.”
- “No it ain't. You don't want to see.”
- “Yes I do, indeed I do. Please let me.”
- “You'll tell.”
- “No I won't--deed and deed and double deed won't.”
- “You won't tell anybody at all? Ever, as long as you live?”
- “No, I won't ever tell _any_body. Now let me.”
- “Oh, _you_ don't want to see!”
- “Now that you treat me so, I _will_ see.” And she put her small hand
- upon his and a little scuffle ensued, Tom pretending to resist in
- earnest but letting his hand slip by degrees till these words were
- revealed: “_I love you_.”
- “Oh, you bad thing!” And she hit his hand a smart rap, but reddened and
- looked pleased, nevertheless.
- Just at this juncture the boy felt a slow, fateful grip closing on his
- ear, and a steady lifting impulse. In that wise he was borne across the
- house and deposited in his own seat, under a peppering fire of giggles
- from the whole school. Then the master stood over him during a few awful
- moments, and finally moved away to his throne without saying a word. But
- although Tom's ear tingled, his heart was jubilant.
- As the school quieted down Tom made an honest effort to study, but
- the turmoil within him was too great. In turn he took his place in the
- reading class and made a botch of it; then in the geography class and
- turned lakes into mountains, mountains into rivers, and rivers into
- continents, till chaos was come again; then in the spelling class, and
- got “turned down,” by a succession of mere baby words, till he brought
- up at the foot and yielded up the pewter medal which he had worn with
- ostentation for months.
- CHAPTER VII
- THE harder Tom tried to fasten his mind on his book, the more his ideas
- wandered. So at last, with a sigh and a yawn, he gave it up. It seemed
- to him that the noon recess would never come. The air was utterly dead.
- There was not a breath stirring. It was the sleepiest of sleepy days.
- The drowsing murmur of the five and twenty studying scholars soothed
- the soul like the spell that is in the murmur of bees. Away off in the
- flaming sunshine, Cardiff Hill lifted its soft green sides through a
- shimmering veil of heat, tinted with the purple of distance; a few birds
- floated on lazy wing high in the air; no other living thing was visible
- but some cows, and they were asleep. Tom's heart ached to be free, or
- else to have something of interest to do to pass the dreary time.
- His hand wandered into his pocket and his face lit up with a glow of
- gratitude that was prayer, though he did not know it. Then furtively
- the percussion-cap box came out. He released the tick and put him on
- the long flat desk. The creature probably glowed with a gratitude that
- amounted to prayer, too, at this moment, but it was premature: for when
- he started thankfully to travel off, Tom turned him aside with a pin and
- made him take a new direction.
- Tom's bosom friend sat next him, suffering just as Tom had been, and
- now he was deeply and gratefully interested in this entertainment in
- an instant. This bosom friend was Joe Harper. The two boys were sworn
- friends all the week, and embattled enemies on Saturdays. Joe took a
- pin out of his lapel and began to assist in exercising the prisoner.
- The sport grew in interest momently. Soon Tom said that they were
- interfering with each other, and neither getting the fullest benefit
- of the tick. So he put Joe's slate on the desk and drew a line down the
- middle of it from top to bottom.
- “Now,” said he, “as long as he is on your side you can stir him up and
- I'll let him alone; but if you let him get away and get on my side,
- you're to leave him alone as long as I can keep him from crossing over.”
- “All right, go ahead; start him up.”
- The tick escaped from Tom, presently, and crossed the equator. Joe
- harassed him awhile, and then he got away and crossed back again. This
- change of base occurred often. While one boy was worrying the tick with
- absorbing interest, the other would look on with interest as strong, the
- two heads bowed together over the slate, and the two souls dead to all
- things else. At last luck seemed to settle and abide with Joe. The
- tick tried this, that, and the other course, and got as excited and as
- anxious as the boys themselves, but time and again just as he would
- have victory in his very grasp, so to speak, and Tom's fingers would
- be twitching to begin, Joe's pin would deftly head him off, and keep
- possession. At last Tom could stand it no longer. The temptation was too
- strong. So he reached out and lent a hand with his pin. Joe was angry in
- a moment. Said he:
- “Tom, you let him alone.”
- “I only just want to stir him up a little, Joe.”
- “No, sir, it ain't fair; you just let him alone.”
- “Blame it, I ain't going to stir him much.”
- “Let him alone, I tell you.”
- “I won't!”
- “You shall--he's on my side of the line.”
- “Look here, Joe Harper, whose is that tick?”
- “I don't care whose tick he is--he's on my side of the line, and you
- sha'n't touch him.”
- “Well, I'll just bet I will, though. He's my tick and I'll do what I
- blame please with him, or die!”
- A tremendous whack came down on Tom's shoulders, and its duplicate on
- Joe's; and for the space of two minutes the dust continued to fly from
- the two jackets and the whole school to enjoy it. The boys had been
- too absorbed to notice the hush that had stolen upon the school awhile
- before when the master came tiptoeing down the room and stood over them.
- He had contemplated a good part of the performance before he contributed
- his bit of variety to it.
- When school broke up at noon, Tom flew to Becky Thatcher, and whispered
- in her ear:
- “Put on your bonnet and let on you're going home; and when you get to
- the corner, give the rest of 'em the slip, and turn down through the
- lane and come back. I'll go the other way and come it over 'em the same
- way.”
- So the one went off with one group of scholars, and the other with
- another. In a little while the two met at the bottom of the lane, and
- when they reached the school they had it all to themselves. Then they
- sat together, with a slate before them, and Tom gave Becky the pencil
- and held her hand in his, guiding it, and so created another surprising
- house. When the interest in art began to wane, the two fell to talking.
- Tom was swimming in bliss. He said:
- “Do you love rats?”
- “No! I hate them!”
- “Well, I do, too--_live_ ones. But I mean dead ones, to swing round your
- head with a string.”
- “No, I don't care for rats much, anyway. What I like is chewing-gum.”
- “Oh, I should say so! I wish I had some now.”
- “Do you? I've got some. I'll let you chew it awhile, but you must give
- it back to me.”
- That was agreeable, so they chewed it turn about, and dangled their legs
- against the bench in excess of contentment.
- “Was you ever at a circus?” said Tom.
- “Yes, and my pa's going to take me again some time, if I'm good.”
- “I been to the circus three or four times--lots of times. Church ain't
- shucks to a circus. There's things going on at a circus all the time.
- I'm going to be a clown in a circus when I grow up.”
- “Oh, are you! That will be nice. They're so lovely, all spotted up.”
- “Yes, that's so. And they get slathers of money--most a dollar a day, Ben
- Rogers says. Say, Becky, was you ever engaged?”
- “What's that?”
- “Why, engaged to be married.”
- “No.”
- “Would you like to?”
- “I reckon so. I don't know. What is it like?”
- “Like? Why it ain't like anything. You only just tell a boy you won't
- ever have anybody but him, ever ever ever, and then you kiss and that's
- all. Anybody can do it.”
- “Kiss? What do you kiss for?”
- “Why, that, you know, is to--well, they always do that.”
- “Everybody?”
- “Why, yes, everybody that's in love with each other. Do you remember
- what I wrote on the slate?”
- “Ye--yes.”
- “What was it?”
- “I sha'n't tell you.”
- “Shall I tell _you_?”
- “Ye--yes--but some other time.”
- “No, now.”
- “No, not now--to-morrow.”
- “Oh, no, _now_. Please, Becky--I'll whisper it, I'll whisper it ever so
- easy.”
- Becky hesitating, Tom took silence for consent, and passed his arm about
- her waist and whispered the tale ever so softly, with his mouth close to
- her ear. And then he added:
- “Now you whisper it to me--just the same.”
- She resisted, for a while, and then said:
- “You turn your face away so you can't see, and then I will. But you
- mustn't ever tell anybody--_will_ you, Tom? Now you won't, _will_ you?”
- “No, indeed, indeed I won't. Now, Becky.”
- He turned his face away. She bent timidly around till her breath stirred
- his curls and whispered, “I--love--you!”
- Then she sprang away and ran around and around the desks and benches,
- with Tom after her, and took refuge in a corner at last, with her little
- white apron to her face. Tom clasped her about her neck and pleaded:
- “Now, Becky, it's all done--all over but the kiss. Don't you be afraid
- of that--it ain't anything at all. Please, Becky.” And he tugged at her
- apron and the hands.
- By and by she gave up, and let her hands drop; her face, all glowing
- with the struggle, came up and submitted. Tom kissed the red lips and
- said:
- “Now it's all done, Becky. And always after this, you know, you ain't
- ever to love anybody but me, and you ain't ever to marry anybody but me,
- ever never and forever. Will you?”
- “No, I'll never love anybody but you, Tom, and I'll never marry anybody
- but you--and you ain't to ever marry anybody but me, either.”
- “Certainly. Of course. That's _part_ of it. And always coming to school
- or when we're going home, you're to walk with me, when there ain't
- anybody looking--and you choose me and I choose you at parties, because
- that's the way you do when you're engaged.”
- “It's so nice. I never heard of it before.”
- “Oh, it's ever so gay! Why, me and Amy Lawrence--”
- The big eyes told Tom his blunder and he stopped, confused.
- “Oh, Tom! Then I ain't the first you've ever been engaged to!”
- The child began to cry. Tom said:
- “Oh, don't cry, Becky, I don't care for her any more.”
- “Yes, you do, Tom--you know you do.”
- Tom tried to put his arm about her neck, but she pushed him away and
- turned her face to the wall, and went on crying. Tom tried again, with
- soothing words in his mouth, and was repulsed again. Then his pride was
- up, and he strode away and went outside. He stood about, restless and
- uneasy, for a while, glancing at the door, every now and then, hoping
- she would repent and come to find him. But she did not. Then he began
- to feel badly and fear that he was in the wrong. It was a hard struggle
- with him to make new advances, now, but he nerved himself to it and
- entered. She was still standing back there in the corner, sobbing, with
- her face to the wall. Tom's heart smote him. He went to her and stood a
- moment, not knowing exactly how to proceed. Then he said hesitatingly:
- “Becky, I--I don't care for anybody but you.”
- No reply--but sobs.
- “Becky”--pleadingly. “Becky, won't you say something?”
- More sobs.
- Tom got out his chiefest jewel, a brass knob from the top of an andiron,
- and passed it around her so that she could see it, and said:
- “Please, Becky, won't you take it?”
- She struck it to the floor. Then Tom marched out of the house and over
- the hills and far away, to return to school no more that day. Presently
- Becky began to suspect. She ran to the door; he was not in sight; she
- flew around to the play-yard; he was not there. Then she called:
- “Tom! Come back, Tom!”
- She listened intently, but there was no answer. She had no companions
- but silence and loneliness. So she sat down to cry again and upbraid
- herself; and by this time the scholars began to gather again, and she
- had to hide her griefs and still her broken heart and take up the cross
- of a long, dreary, aching afternoon, with none among the strangers about
- her to exchange sorrows with.
- CHAPTER VIII
- TOM dodged hither and thither through lanes until he was well out of the
- track of returning scholars, and then fell into a moody jog. He crossed
- a small “branch” two or three times, because of a prevailing juvenile
- superstition that to cross water baffled pursuit. Half an hour later
- he was disappearing behind the Douglas mansion on the summit of Cardiff
- Hill, and the school-house was hardly distinguishable away off in the
- valley behind him. He entered a dense wood, picked his pathless way to
- the centre of it, and sat down on a mossy spot under a spreading oak.
- There was not even a zephyr stirring; the dead noonday heat had even
- stilled the songs of the birds; nature lay in a trance that was broken
- by no sound but the occasional far-off hammering of a wood-pecker, and
- this seemed to render the pervading silence and sense of loneliness the
- more profound. The boy's soul was steeped in melancholy; his feelings
- were in happy accord with his surroundings. He sat long with his elbows
- on his knees and his chin in his hands, meditating. It seemed to him
- that life was but a trouble, at best, and he more than half envied Jimmy
- Hodges, so lately released; it must be very peaceful, he thought, to lie
- and slumber and dream forever and ever, with the wind whispering through
- the trees and caressing the grass and the flowers over the grave, and
- nothing to bother and grieve about, ever any more. If he only had a
- clean Sunday-school record he could be willing to go, and be done with
- it all. Now as to this girl. What had he done? Nothing. He had meant
- the best in the world, and been treated like a dog--like a very dog. She
- would be sorry some day--maybe when it was too late. Ah, if he could only
- die _temporarily_!
- But the elastic heart of youth cannot be compressed into one constrained
- shape long at a time. Tom presently began to drift insensibly back into
- the concerns of this life again. What if he turned his back, now, and
- disappeared mysteriously? What if he went away--ever so far away, into
- unknown countries beyond the seas--and never came back any more! How
- would she feel then! The idea of being a clown recurred to him now, only
- to fill him with disgust. For frivolity and jokes and spotted tights
- were an offense, when they intruded themselves upon a spirit that was
- exalted into the vague august realm of the romantic. No, he would be
- a soldier, and return after long years, all war-worn and illustrious.
- No--better still, he would join the Indians, and hunt buffaloes and go on
- the warpath in the mountain ranges and the trackless great plains of the
- Far West, and away in the future come back a great chief, bristling with
- feathers, hideous with paint, and prance into Sunday-school, some drowsy
- summer morning, with a blood-curdling war-whoop, and sear the eyeballs
- of all his companions with unappeasable envy. But no, there was
- something gaudier even than this. He would be a pirate! That was it!
- _now_ his future lay plain before him, and glowing with unimaginable
- splendor. How his name would fill the world, and make people shudder!
- How gloriously he would go plowing the dancing seas, in his long, low,
- black-hulled racer, the Spirit of the Storm, with his grisly flag flying
- at the fore! And at the zenith of his fame, how he would suddenly appear
- at the old village and stalk into church, brown and weather-beaten, in
- his black velvet doublet and trunks, his great jack-boots, his crimson
- sash, his belt bristling with horse-pistols, his crime-rusted cutlass
- at his side, his slouch hat with waving plumes, his black flag unfurled,
- with the skull and crossbones on it, and hear with swelling ecstasy
- the whisperings, “It's Tom Sawyer the Pirate!--the Black Avenger of the
- Spanish Main!”
- Yes, it was settled; his career was determined. He would run away from
- home and enter upon it. He would start the very next morning. Therefore
- he must now begin to get ready. He would collect his resources together.
- He went to a rotten log near at hand and began to dig under one end of
- it with his Barlow knife. He soon struck wood that sounded hollow. He
- put his hand there and uttered this incantation impressively:
- “What hasn't come here, come! What's here, stay here!”
- Then he scraped away the dirt, and exposed a pine shingle. He took it
- up and disclosed a shapely little treasure-house whose bottom and sides
- were of shingles. In it lay a marble. Tom's astonishment was bound-less!
- He scratched his head with a perplexed air, and said:
- “Well, that beats anything!”
- Then he tossed the marble away pettishly, and stood cogitating. The
- truth was, that a superstition of his had failed, here, which he and
- all his comrades had always looked upon as infallible. If you buried
- a marble with certain necessary incantations, and left it alone a
- fortnight, and then opened the place with the incantation he had just
- used, you would find that all the marbles you had ever lost had gathered
- themselves together there, meantime, no matter how widely they had been
- separated. But now, this thing had actually and unquestionably failed.
- Tom's whole structure of faith was shaken to its foundations. He had
- many a time heard of this thing succeeding but never of its failing
- before. It did not occur to him that he had tried it several times
- before, himself, but could never find the hiding-places afterward. He
- puzzled over the matter some time, and finally decided that some witch
- had interfered and broken the charm. He thought he would satisfy himself
- on that point; so he searched around till he found a small sandy spot
- with a little funnel-shaped depression in it. He laid himself down and
- put his mouth close to this depression and called--
- “Doodle-bug, doodle-bug, tell me what I want to know! Doodle-bug,
- doodle-bug, tell me what I want to know!”
- The sand began to work, and presently a small black bug appeared for a
- second and then darted under again in a fright.
- “He dasn't tell! So it _was_ a witch that done it. I just knowed it.”
- He well knew the futility of trying to contend against witches, so he
- gave up discouraged. But it occurred to him that he might as well have
- the marble he had just thrown away, and therefore he went and made a
- patient search for it. But he could not find it. Now he went back to his
- treasure-house and carefully placed himself just as he had been standing
- when he tossed the marble away; then he took another marble from his
- pocket and tossed it in the same way, saying:
- “Brother, go find your brother!”
- He watched where it stopped, and went there and looked. But it must
- have fallen short or gone too far; so he tried twice more. The last
- repetition was successful. The two marbles lay within a foot of each
- other.
- Just here the blast of a toy tin trumpet came faintly down the green
- aisles of the forest. Tom flung off his jacket and trousers, turned
- a suspender into a belt, raked away some brush behind the rotten log,
- disclosing a rude bow and arrow, a lath sword and a tin trumpet, and
- in a moment had seized these things and bounded away, barelegged,
- with fluttering shirt. He presently halted under a great elm, blew an
- answering blast, and then began to tiptoe and look warily out, this way
- and that. He said cautiously--to an imaginary company:
- “Hold, my merry men! Keep hid till I blow.”
- Now appeared Joe Harper, as airily clad and elaborately armed as Tom.
- Tom called:
- “Hold! Who comes here into Sherwood Forest without my pass?”
- “Guy of Guisborne wants no man's pass. Who art thou that--that--”
- “Dares to hold such language,” said Tom, prompting--for they talked “by
- the book,” from memory.
- “Who art thou that dares to hold such language?”
- “I, indeed! I am Robin Hood, as thy caitiff carcase soon shall know.”
- “Then art thou indeed that famous outlaw? Right gladly will I dispute
- with thee the passes of the merry wood. Have at thee!”
- They took their lath swords, dumped their other traps on the ground,
- struck a fencing attitude, foot to foot, and began a grave, careful
- combat, “two up and two down.” Presently Tom said:
- “Now, if you've got the hang, go it lively!”
- So they “went it lively,” panting and perspiring with the work. By and
- by Tom shouted:
- “Fall! fall! Why don't you fall?”
- “I sha'n't! Why don't you fall yourself? You're getting the worst of
- it.”
- “Why, that ain't anything. I can't fall; that ain't the way it is in the
- book. The book says, 'Then with one back-handed stroke he slew poor Guy
- of Guisborne.' You're to turn around and let me hit you in the back.”
- There was no getting around the authorities, so Joe turned, received the
- whack and fell.
- “Now,” said Joe, getting up, “you got to let me kill _you_. That's
- fair.”
- “Why, I can't do that, it ain't in the book.”
- “Well, it's blamed mean--that's all.”
- “Well, say, Joe, you can be Friar Tuck or Much the miller's son, and lam
- me with a quarter-staff; or I'll be the Sheriff of Nottingham and you be
- Robin Hood a little while and kill me.”
- This was satisfactory, and so these adventures were carried out. Then
- Tom became Robin Hood again, and was allowed by the treacherous nun to
- bleed his strength away through his neglected wound. And at last Joe,
- representing a whole tribe of weeping outlaws, dragged him sadly forth,
- gave his bow into his feeble hands, and Tom said, “Where this arrow
- falls, there bury poor Robin Hood under the greenwood tree.” Then he
- shot the arrow and fell back and would have died, but he lit on a nettle
- and sprang up too gaily for a corpse.
- The boys dressed themselves, hid their accoutrements, and went off
- grieving that there were no outlaws any more, and wondering what modern
- civilization could claim to have done to compensate for their loss.
- They said they would rather be outlaws a year in Sherwood Forest than
- President of the United States forever.
- CHAPTER IX
- AT half-past nine, that night, Tom and Sid were sent to bed, as usual.
- They said their prayers, and Sid was soon asleep. Tom lay awake and
- waited, in restless impatience. When it seemed to him that it must be
- nearly daylight, he heard the clock strike ten! This was despair. He
- would have tossed and fidgeted, as his nerves demanded, but he was
- afraid he might wake Sid. So he lay still, and stared up into the dark.
- Everything was dismally still. By and by, out of the stillness, little,
- scarcely perceptible noises began to emphasize themselves. The ticking
- of the clock began to bring itself into notice. Old beams began to crack
- mysteriously. The stairs creaked faintly. Evidently spirits were abroad.
- A measured, muffled snore issued from Aunt Polly's chamber. And now the
- tiresome chirping of a cricket that no human ingenuity could locate,
- began. Next the ghastly ticking of a death-watch in the wall at the
- bed's head made Tom shudder--it meant that somebody's days were numbered.
- Then the howl of a far-off dog rose on the night air, and was answered
- by a fainter howl from a remoter distance. Tom was in an agony. At last
- he was satisfied that time had ceased and eternity begun; he began to
- doze, in spite of himself; the clock chimed eleven, but he did not hear
- it. And then there came, mingling with his half-formed dreams, a most
- melancholy caterwauling. The raising of a neighboring window disturbed
- him. A cry of “Scat! you devil!” and the crash of an empty bottle
- against the back of his aunt's woodshed brought him wide awake, and a
- single minute later he was dressed and out of the window and creeping
- along the roof of the “ell” on all fours. He “meow'd” with caution once
- or twice, as he went; then jumped to the roof of the woodshed and thence
- to the ground. Huckleberry Finn was there, with his dead cat. The boys
- moved off and disappeared in the gloom. At the end of half an hour they
- were wading through the tall grass of the graveyard.
- It was a graveyard of the old-fashioned Western kind. It was on a hill,
- about a mile and a half from the village. It had a crazy board fence
- around it, which leaned inward in places, and outward the rest of the
- time, but stood upright nowhere. Grass and weeds grew rank over the
- whole cemetery. All the old graves were sunken in, there was not a
- tombstone on the place; round-topped, worm-eaten boards staggered over
- the graves, leaning for support and finding none. “Sacred to the memory
- of” So-and-So had been painted on them once, but it could no longer have
- been read, on the most of them, now, even if there had been light.
- A faint wind moaned through the trees, and Tom feared it might be the
- spirits of the dead, complaining at being disturbed. The boys talked
- little, and only under their breath, for the time and the place and the
- pervading solemnity and silence oppressed their spirits. They found the
- sharp new heap they were seeking, and ensconced themselves within the
- protection of three great elms that grew in a bunch within a few feet of
- the grave.
- Then they waited in silence for what seemed a long time. The hooting of
- a distant owl was all the sound that troubled the dead stillness. Tom's
- reflections grew oppressive. He must force some talk. So he said in a
- whisper:
- “Hucky, do you believe the dead people like it for us to be here?”
- Huckleberry whispered:
- “I wisht I knowed. It's awful solemn like, _ain't_ it?”
- “I bet it is.”
- There was a considerable pause, while the boys canvassed this matter
- inwardly. Then Tom whispered:
- “Say, Hucky--do you reckon Hoss Williams hears us talking?”
- “O' course he does. Least his sperrit does.”
- Tom, after a pause:
- “I wish I'd said Mister Williams. But I never meant any harm. Everybody
- calls him Hoss.”
- “A body can't be too partic'lar how they talk 'bout these-yer dead
- people, Tom.”
- This was a damper, and conversation died again.
- Presently Tom seized his comrade's arm and said:
- “Sh!”
- “What is it, Tom?” And the two clung together with beating hearts.
- “Sh! There 'tis again! Didn't you hear it?”
- “I--”
- “There! Now you hear it.”
- “Lord, Tom, they're coming! They're coming, sure. What'll we do?”
- “I dono. Think they'll see us?”
- “Oh, Tom, they can see in the dark, same as cats. I wisht I hadn't
- come.”
- “Oh, don't be afeard. I don't believe they'll bother us. We ain't doing
- any harm. If we keep perfectly still, maybe they won't notice us at
- all.”
- “I'll try to, Tom, but, Lord, I'm all of a shiver.”
- “Listen!”
- The boys bent their heads together and scarcely breathed. A muffled
- sound of voices floated up from the far end of the graveyard.
- “Look! See there!” whispered Tom. “What is it?”
- “It's devil-fire. Oh, Tom, this is awful.”
- Some vague figures approached through the gloom, swinging an
- old-fashioned tin lantern that freckled the ground with innumerable
- little spangles of light. Presently Huckleberry whispered with a
- shudder:
- “It's the devils sure enough. Three of 'em! Lordy, Tom, we're goners!
- Can you pray?”
- “I'll try, but don't you be afeard. They ain't going to hurt us. 'Now I
- lay me down to sleep, I--'”
- “Sh!”
- “What is it, Huck?”
- “They're _humans_! One of 'em is, anyway. One of 'em's old Muff Potter's
- voice.”
- “No--'tain't so, is it?”
- “I bet I know it. Don't you stir nor budge. He ain't sharp enough to
- notice us. Drunk, the same as usual, likely--blamed old rip!”
- “All right, I'll keep still. Now they're stuck. Can't find it. Here they
- come again. Now they're hot. Cold again. Hot again. Red hot! They're
- p'inted right, this time. Say, Huck, I know another o' them voices; it's
- Injun Joe.”
- “That's so--that murderin' half-breed! I'd druther they was devils a dern
- sight. What kin they be up to?”
- The whisper died wholly out, now, for the three men had reached the
- grave and stood within a few feet of the boys' hiding-place.
- “Here it is,” said the third voice; and the owner of it held the lantern
- up and revealed the face of young Doctor Robinson.
- Potter and Injun Joe were carrying a handbarrow with a rope and a couple
- of shovels on it. They cast down their load and began to open the grave.
- The doctor put the lantern at the head of the grave and came and sat
- down with his back against one of the elm trees. He was so close the
- boys could have touched him.
- “Hurry, men!” he said, in a low voice; “the moon might come out at any
- moment.”
- They growled a response and went on digging. For some time there was no
- noise but the grating sound of the spades discharging their freight of
- mould and gravel. It was very monotonous. Finally a spade struck upon
- the coffin with a dull woody accent, and within another minute or two
- the men had hoisted it out on the ground. They pried off the lid with
- their shovels, got out the body and dumped it rudely on the ground. The
- moon drifted from behind the clouds and exposed the pallid face.
- The barrow was got ready and the corpse placed on it, covered with a
- blanket, and bound to its place with the rope. Potter took out a large
- spring-knife and cut off the dangling end of the rope and then said:
- “Now the cussed thing's ready, Sawbones, and you'll just out with
- another five, or here she stays.”
- “That's the talk!” said Injun Joe.
- “Look here, what does this mean?” said the doctor. “You required your
- pay in advance, and I've paid you.”
- “Yes, and you done more than that,” said Injun Joe, approaching the
- doctor, who was now standing. “Five years ago you drove me away from
- your father's kitchen one night, when I come to ask for something to
- eat, and you said I warn't there for any good; and when I swore I'd get
- even with you if it took a hundred years, your father had me jailed for
- a vagrant. Did you think I'd forget? The Injun blood ain't in me for
- nothing. And now I've _got_ you, and you got to _settle_, you know!”
- He was threatening the doctor, with his fist in his face, by this time.
- The doctor struck out suddenly and stretched the ruffian on the ground.
- Potter dropped his knife, and exclaimed:
- “Here, now, don't you hit my pard!” and the next moment he had grappled
- with the doctor and the two were struggling with might and main,
- trampling the grass and tearing the ground with their heels. Injun Joe
- sprang to his feet, his eyes flaming with passion, snatched up Potter's
- knife, and went creeping, catlike and stooping, round and round about
- the combatants, seeking an opportunity. All at once the doctor flung
- himself free, seized the heavy headboard of Williams' grave and felled
- Potter to the earth with it--and in the same instant the half-breed saw
- his chance and drove the knife to the hilt in the young man's breast. He
- reeled and fell partly upon Potter, flooding him with his blood, and in
- the same moment the clouds blotted out the dreadful spectacle and the
- two frightened boys went speeding away in the dark.
- Presently, when the moon emerged again, Injun Joe was standing over the
- two forms, contemplating them. The doctor murmured inarticulately, gave
- a long gasp or two and was still. The half-breed muttered:
- “_That_ score is settled--damn you.”
- Then he robbed the body. After which he put the fatal knife in Potter's
- open right hand, and sat down on the dismantled coffin. Three--four--five
- minutes passed, and then Potter began to stir and moan. His hand closed
- upon the knife; he raised it, glanced at it, and let it fall, with a
- shudder. Then he sat up, pushing the body from him, and gazed at it, and
- then around him, confusedly. His eyes met Joe's.
- “Lord, how is this, Joe?” he said.
- “It's a dirty business,” said Joe, without moving.
- “What did you do it for?”
- “I! I never done it!”
- “Look here! That kind of talk won't wash.”
- Potter trembled and grew white.
- “I thought I'd got sober. I'd no business to drink to-night. But it's
- in my head yet--worse'n when we started here. I'm all in a muddle;
- can't recollect anything of it, hardly. Tell me, Joe--_honest_, now,
- old feller--did I do it? Joe, I never meant to--'pon my soul and honor, I
- never meant to, Joe. Tell me how it was, Joe. Oh, it's awful--and him so
- young and promising.”
- “Why, you two was scuffling, and he fetched you one with the headboard
- and you fell flat; and then up you come, all reeling and staggering
- like, and snatched the knife and jammed it into him, just as he fetched
- you another awful clip--and here you've laid, as dead as a wedge til
- now.”
- “Oh, I didn't know what I was a-doing. I wish I may die this minute if I
- did. It was all on account of the whiskey and the excitement, I reckon.
- I never used a weepon in my life before, Joe. I've fought, but never
- with weepons. They'll all say that. Joe, don't tell! Say you won't tell,
- Joe--that's a good feller. I always liked you, Joe, and stood up for you,
- too. Don't you remember? You _won't_ tell, _will_ you, Joe?” And the
- poor creature dropped on his knees before the stolid murderer, and
- clasped his appealing hands.
- “No, you've always been fair and square with me, Muff Potter, and I
- won't go back on you. There, now, that's as fair as a man can say.”
- “Oh, Joe, you're an angel. I'll bless you for this the longest day I
- live.” And Potter began to cry.
- “Come, now, that's enough of that. This ain't any time for blubbering.
- You be off yonder way and I'll go this. Move, now, and don't leave any
- tracks behind you.”
- Potter started on a trot that quickly increased to a run. The half-breed
- stood looking after him. He muttered:
- “If he's as much stunned with the lick and fuddled with the rum as he
- had the look of being, he won't think of the knife till he's gone so
- far he'll be afraid to come back after it to such a place by
- himself--chicken-heart!”
- Two or three minutes later the murdered man, the blanketed corpse, the
- lidless coffin, and the open grave were under no inspection but the
- moon's. The stillness was complete again, too.
- CHAPTER X
- THE two boys flew on and on, toward the village, speechless with
- horror. They glanced backward over their shoulders from time to time,
- apprehensively, as if they feared they might be followed. Every stump
- that started up in their path seemed a man and an enemy, and made them
- catch their breath; and as they sped by some outlying cottages that lay
- near the village, the barking of the aroused watch-dogs seemed to give
- wings to their feet.
- “If we can only get to the old tannery before we break down!” whispered
- Tom, in short catches between breaths. “I can't stand it much longer.”
- Huckleberry's hard pantings were his only reply, and the boys fixed
- their eyes on the goal of their hopes and bent to their work to win it.
- They gained steadily on it, and at last, breast to breast, they burst
- through the open door and fell grateful and exhausted in the sheltering
- shadows beyond. By and by their pulses slowed down, and Tom whispered:
- “Huckleberry, what do you reckon'll come of this?”
- “If Doctor Robinson dies, I reckon hanging'll come of it.”
- “Do you though?”
- “Why, I _know_ it, Tom.”
- Tom thought a while, then he said:
- “Who'll tell? We?”
- “What are you talking about? S'pose something happened and Injun Joe
- _didn't_ hang? Why, he'd kill us some time or other, just as dead sure
- as we're a laying here.”
- “That's just what I was thinking to myself, Huck.”
- “If anybody tells, let Muff Potter do it, if he's fool enough. He's
- generally drunk enough.”
- Tom said nothing--went on thinking. Presently he whispered:
- “Huck, Muff Potter don't know it. How can he tell?”
- “What's the reason he don't know it?”
- “Because he'd just got that whack when Injun Joe done it. D'you reckon
- he could see anything? D'you reckon he knowed anything?”
- “By hokey, that's so, Tom!”
- “And besides, look-a-here--maybe that whack done for _him_!”
- “No, 'taint likely, Tom. He had liquor in him; I could see that; and
- besides, he always has. Well, when pap's full, you might take and belt
- him over the head with a church and you couldn't phase him. He says so,
- his own self. So it's the same with Muff Potter, of course. But if a man
- was dead sober, I reckon maybe that whack might fetch him; I dono.”
- After another reflective silence, Tom said:
- “Hucky, you sure you can keep mum?”
- “Tom, we _got_ to keep mum. You know that. That Injun devil wouldn't
- make any more of drownding us than a couple of cats, if we was to squeak
- 'bout this and they didn't hang him. Now, look-a-here, Tom, less take
- and swear to one another--that's what we got to do--swear to keep mum.”
- “I'm agreed. It's the best thing. Would you just hold hands and swear
- that we--”
- “Oh no, that wouldn't do for this. That's good enough for little
- rubbishy common things--specially with gals, cuz _they_ go back on you
- anyway, and blab if they get in a huff--but there orter be writing 'bout
- a big thing like this. And blood.”
- Tom's whole being applauded this idea. It was deep, and dark, and awful;
- the hour, the circumstances, the surroundings, were in keeping with it.
- He picked up a clean pine shingle that lay in the moon-light, took a
- little fragment of “red keel” out of his pocket, got the moon on
- his work, and painfully scrawled these lines, emphasizing each slow
- down-stroke by clamping his tongue between his teeth, and letting up the
- pressure on the up-strokes. [See next page.]
- “Huck Finn and Tom Sawyer swears they will keep mum about This and They
- wish They may Drop down dead in Their Tracks if They ever Tell and Rot.”
- Huckleberry was filled with admiration of Tom's facility in writing, and
- the sublimity of his language. He at once took a pin from his lapel and
- was going to prick his flesh, but Tom said:
- “Hold on! Don't do that. A pin's brass. It might have verdigrease on
- it.”
- “What's verdigrease?”
- “It's p'ison. That's what it is. You just swaller some of it once--you'll
- see.”
- So Tom unwound the thread from one of his needles, and each boy pricked
- the ball of his thumb and squeezed out a drop of blood. In time, after
- many squeezes, Tom managed to sign his initials, using the ball of his
- little finger for a pen. Then he showed Huckleberry how to make an H and
- an F, and the oath was complete. They buried the shingle close to the
- wall, with some dismal ceremonies and incantations, and the fetters
- that bound their tongues were considered to be locked and the key thrown
- away.
- A figure crept stealthily through a break in the other end of the ruined
- building, now, but they did not notice it.
- “Tom,” whispered Huckleberry, “does this keep us from _ever_
- telling--_always_?”
- “Of course it does. It don't make any difference _what_ happens, we got
- to keep mum. We'd drop down dead--don't _you_ know that?”
- “Yes, I reckon that's so.”
- They continued to whisper for some little time. Presently a dog set up
- a long, lugubrious howl just outside--within ten feet of them. The boys
- clasped each other suddenly, in an agony of fright.
- “Which of us does he mean?” gasped Huckleberry.
- “I dono--peep through the crack. Quick!”
- “No, _you_, Tom!”
- “I can't--I can't _do_ it, Huck!”
- “Please, Tom. There 'tis again!”
- “Oh, lordy, I'm thankful!” whispered Tom. “I know his voice. It's Bull
- Harbison.” *
- [* If Mr. Harbison owned a slave named Bull, Tom would have spoken of
- him as “Harbison's Bull,” but a son or a dog of that name was “Bull
- Harbison.”]
- “Oh, that's good--I tell you, Tom, I was most scared to death; I'd a bet
- anything it was a _stray_ dog.”
- The dog howled again. The boys' hearts sank once more.
- “Oh, my! that ain't no Bull Harbison!” whispered Huckleberry. “_Do_,
- Tom!”
- Tom, quaking with fear, yielded, and put his eye to the crack. His
- whisper was hardly audible when he said:
- “Oh, Huck, _its a stray dog_!”
- “Quick, Tom, quick! Who does he mean?”
- “Huck, he must mean us both--we're right together.”
- “Oh, Tom, I reckon we're goners. I reckon there ain't no mistake 'bout
- where _I'll_ go to. I been so wicked.”
- “Dad fetch it! This comes of playing hookey and doing everything a
- feller's told _not_ to do. I might a been good, like Sid, if I'd a
- tried--but no, I wouldn't, of course. But if ever I get off this time,
- I lay I'll just _waller_ in Sunday-schools!” And Tom began to snuffle a
- little.
- “_You_ bad!” and Huckleberry began to snuffle too. “Consound it, Tom
- Sawyer, you're just old pie, 'long-side o' what I am. Oh, _lordy_,
- lordy, lordy, I wisht I only had half your chance.”
- Tom choked off and whispered:
- “Look, Hucky, look! He's got his _back_ to us!”
- Hucky looked, with joy in his heart.
- “Well, he has, by jingoes! Did he before?”
- “Yes, he did. But I, like a fool, never thought. Oh, this is bully, you
- know. _Now_ who can he mean?”
- The howling stopped. Tom pricked up his ears.
- “Sh! What's that?” he whispered.
- “Sounds like--like hogs grunting. No--it's somebody snoring, Tom.”
- “That _is_ it! Where 'bouts is it, Huck?”
- “I bleeve it's down at 'tother end. Sounds so, anyway. Pap used to sleep
- there, sometimes, 'long with the hogs, but laws bless you, he just lifts
- things when _he_ snores. Besides, I reckon he ain't ever coming back to
- this town any more.”
- The spirit of adventure rose in the boys' souls once more.
- “Hucky, do you das't to go if I lead?”
- “I don't like to, much. Tom, s'pose it's Injun Joe!”
- Tom quailed. But presently the temptation rose up strong again and the
- boys agreed to try, with the understanding that they would take to their
- heels if the snoring stopped. So they went tiptoeing stealthily down,
- the one behind the other. When they had got to within five steps of the
- snorer, Tom stepped on a stick, and it broke with a sharp snap. The man
- moaned, writhed a little, and his face came into the moonlight. It was
- Muff Potter. The boys' hearts had stood still, and their hopes too,
- when the man moved, but their fears passed away now. They tip-toed out,
- through the broken weather-boarding, and stopped at a little distance
- to exchange a parting word. That long, lugubrious howl rose on the night
- air again! They turned and saw the strange dog standing within a few
- feet of where Potter was lying, and _facing_ Potter, with his nose
- pointing heavenward.
- “Oh, geeminy, it's _him_!” exclaimed both boys, in a breath.
- “Say, Tom--they say a stray dog come howling around Johnny Miller's
- house, 'bout midnight, as much as two weeks ago; and a whippoorwill come
- in and lit on the banisters and sung, the very same evening; and there
- ain't anybody dead there yet.”
- “Well, I know that. And suppose there ain't. Didn't Gracie Miller fall
- in the kitchen fire and burn herself terrible the very next Saturday?”
- “Yes, but she ain't _dead_. And what's more, she's getting better, too.”
- “All right, you wait and see. She's a goner, just as dead sure as Muff
- Potter's a goner. That's what the niggers say, and they know all about
- these kind of things, Huck.”
- Then they separated, cogitating. When Tom crept in at his bedroom window
- the night was almost spent. He undressed with excessive caution, and
- fell asleep congratulating himself that nobody knew of his escapade. He
- was not aware that the gently-snoring Sid was awake, and had been so for
- an hour.
- When Tom awoke, Sid was dressed and gone. There was a late look in the
- light, a late sense in the atmosphere. He was startled. Why had he not
- been called--persecuted till he was up, as usual? The thought filled
- him with bodings. Within five minutes he was dressed and down-stairs,
- feeling sore and drowsy. The family were still at table, but they had
- finished breakfast. There was no voice of rebuke; but there were averted
- eyes; there was a silence and an air of solemnity that struck a chill
- to the culprit's heart. He sat down and tried to seem gay, but it
- was up-hill work; it roused no smile, no response, and he lapsed into
- silence and let his heart sink down to the depths.
- After breakfast his aunt took him aside, and Tom almost brightened in
- the hope that he was going to be flogged; but it was not so. His aunt
- wept over him and asked him how he could go and break her old heart so;
- and finally told him to go on, and ruin himself and bring her gray hairs
- with sorrow to the grave, for it was no use for her to try any more.
- This was worse than a thousand whippings, and Tom's heart was sorer now
- than his body. He cried, he pleaded for forgiveness, promised to reform
- over and over again, and then received his dismissal, feeling that
- he had won but an imperfect forgiveness and established but a feeble
- confidence.
- He left the presence too miserable to even feel revengeful toward
- Sid; and so the latter's prompt retreat through the back gate was
- unnecessary. He moped to school gloomy and sad, and took his flogging,
- along with Joe Harper, for playing hookey the day before, with the
- air of one whose heart was busy with heavier woes and wholly dead to
- trifles. Then he betook himself to his seat, rested his elbows on his
- desk and his jaws in his hands, and stared at the wall with the stony
- stare of suffering that has reached the limit and can no further go.
- His elbow was pressing against some hard substance. After a long time
- he slowly and sadly changed his position, and took up this object with
- a sigh. It was in a paper. He unrolled it. A long, lingering, colossal
- sigh followed, and his heart broke. It was his brass andiron knob!
- This final feather broke the camel's back.
- CHAPTER XI
- CLOSE upon the hour of noon the whole village was suddenly electrified
- with the ghastly news. No need of the as yet un-dreamed-of telegraph;
- the tale flew from man to man, from group to group, from house to house,
- with little less than telegraphic speed. Of course the schoolmaster gave
- holi-day for that afternoon; the town would have thought strangely of
- him if he had not.
- A gory knife had been found close to the murdered man, and it had been
- recognized by somebody as belonging to Muff Potter--so the story ran. And
- it was said that a belated citizen had come upon Potter washing himself
- in the “branch” about one or two o'clock in the morning, and that Potter
- had at once sneaked off--suspicious circumstances, especially the washing
- which was not a habit with Potter. It was also said that the town had
- been ransacked for this “murderer” (the public are not slow in the
- matter of sifting evidence and arriving at a verdict), but that he
- could not be found. Horsemen had departed down all the roads in every
- direction, and the Sheriff “was confident” that he would be captured
- before night.
- All the town was drifting toward the graveyard. Tom's heartbreak
- vanished and he joined the procession, not because he would not
- a thousand times rather go anywhere else, but because an awful,
- unaccountable fascination drew him on. Arrived at the dreadful place, he
- wormed his small body through the crowd and saw the dismal spectacle.
- It seemed to him an age since he was there before. Somebody pinched
- his arm. He turned, and his eyes met Huckleberry's. Then both looked
- elsewhere at once, and wondered if anybody had noticed anything in their
- mutual glance. But everybody was talking, and intent upon the grisly
- spectacle before them.
- “Poor fellow!” “Poor young fellow!” “This ought to be a lesson to grave
- robbers!” “Muff Potter'll hang for this if they catch him!” This was the
- drift of remark; and the minister said, “It was a judgment; His hand is
- here.”
- Now Tom shivered from head to heel; for his eye fell upon the stolid
- face of Injun Joe. At this moment the crowd began to sway and struggle,
- and voices shouted, “It's him! it's him! he's coming himself!”
- “Who? Who?” from twenty voices.
- “Muff Potter!”
- “Hallo, he's stopped!--Look out, he's turning! Don't let him get away!”
- People in the branches of the trees over Tom's head said he wasn't
- trying to get away--he only looked doubtful and perplexed.
- “Infernal impudence!” said a bystander; “wanted to come and take a quiet
- look at his work, I reckon--didn't expect any company.”
- The crowd fell apart, now, and the Sheriff came through, ostentatiously
- leading Potter by the arm. The poor fellow's face was haggard, and
- his eyes showed the fear that was upon him. When he stood before the
- murdered man, he shook as with a palsy, and he put his face in his hands
- and burst into tears.
- “I didn't do it, friends,” he sobbed; “'pon my word and honor I never
- done it.”
- “Who's accused you?” shouted a voice.
- This shot seemed to carry home. Potter lifted his face and looked around
- him with a pathetic hopelessness in his eyes. He saw Injun Joe, and
- exclaimed:
- “Oh, Injun Joe, you promised me you'd never--”
- “Is that your knife?” and it was thrust before him by the Sheriff.
- Potter would have fallen if they had not caught him and eased him to the
- ground. Then he said:
- “Something told me 't if I didn't come back and get--” He shuddered; then
- waved his nerveless hand with a vanquished gesture and said, “Tell 'em,
- Joe, tell 'em--it ain't any use any more.”
- Then Huckleberry and Tom stood dumb and staring, and heard the
- stony-hearted liar reel off his serene statement, they expecting every
- moment that the clear sky would deliver God's lightnings upon his head,
- and wondering to see how long the stroke was delayed. And when he had
- finished and still stood alive and whole, their wavering impulse to
- break their oath and save the poor betrayed prisoner's life faded and
- vanished away, for plainly this miscreant had sold himself to Satan and
- it would be fatal to meddle with the property of such a power as that.
- “Why didn't you leave? What did you want to come here for?” somebody
- said.
- “I couldn't help it--I couldn't help it,” Potter moaned. “I wanted to
- run away, but I couldn't seem to come anywhere but here.” And he fell to
- sobbing again.
- Injun Joe repeated his statement, just as calmly, a few minutes
- afterward on the inquest, under oath; and the boys, seeing that the
- lightnings were still withheld, were confirmed in their belief that
- Joe had sold himself to the devil. He was now become, to them, the most
- balefully interesting object they had ever looked upon, and they could
- not take their fascinated eyes from his face.
- They inwardly resolved to watch him nights, when opportunity should
- offer, in the hope of getting a glimpse of his dread master.
- Injun Joe helped to raise the body of the murdered man and put it in
- a wagon for removal; and it was whispered through the shuddering
- crowd that the wound bled a little! The boys thought that this happy
- circumstance would turn suspicion in the right direction; but they were
- disappointed, for more than one villager remarked:
- “It was within three feet of Muff Potter when it done it.”
- Tom's fearful secret and gnawing conscience disturbed his sleep for as
- much as a week after this; and at breakfast one morning Sid said:
- “Tom, you pitch around and talk in your sleep so much that you keep me
- awake half the time.”
- Tom blanched and dropped his eyes.
- “It's a bad sign,” said Aunt Polly, gravely. “What you got on your mind,
- Tom?”
- “Nothing. Nothing 't I know of.” But the boy's hand shook so that he
- spilled his coffee.
- “And you do talk such stuff,” Sid said. “Last night you said, 'It's
- blood, it's blood, that's what it is!' You said that over and over.
- And you said, 'Don't torment me so--I'll tell!' Tell _what_? What is it
- you'll tell?”
- Everything was swimming before Tom. There is no telling what might have
- happened, now, but luckily the concern passed out of Aunt Polly's face
- and she came to Tom's relief without knowing it. She said:
- “Sho! It's that dreadful murder. I dream about it most every night
- myself. Sometimes I dream it's me that done it.”
- Mary said she had been affected much the same way. Sid seemed satisfied.
- Tom got out of the presence as quick as he plausibly could, and after
- that he complained of toothache for a week, and tied up his jaws every
- night. He never knew that Sid lay nightly watching, and frequently
- slipped the bandage free and then leaned on his elbow listening a good
- while at a time, and afterward slipped the bandage back to its place
- again. Tom's distress of mind wore off gradually and the toothache grew
- irksome and was discarded. If Sid really managed to make anything out of
- Tom's disjointed mutterings, he kept it to himself.
- It seemed to Tom that his schoolmates never would get done holding
- inquests on dead cats, and thus keeping his trouble present to his mind.
- Sid noticed that Tom never was coroner at one of these inquiries,
- though it had been his habit to take the lead in all new enterprises;
- he noticed, too, that Tom never acted as a witness--and that was strange;
- and Sid did not overlook the fact that Tom even showed a marked aversion
- to these inquests, and always avoided them when he could. Sid marvelled,
- but said nothing. However, even inquests went out of vogue at last, and
- ceased to torture Tom's conscience.
- Every day or two, during this time of sorrow, Tom watched his
- opportunity and went to the little grated jail-window and smuggled such
- small comforts through to the “murderer” as he could get hold of. The
- jail was a trifling little brick den that stood in a marsh at the edge
- of the village, and no guards were afforded for it; indeed, it
- was seldom occupied. These offerings greatly helped to ease Tom's
- conscience.
- The villagers had a strong desire to tar-and-feather Injun Joe and ride
- him on a rail, for body-snatching, but so formidable was his character
- that nobody could be found who was willing to take the lead in the
- matter, so it was dropped. He had been careful to begin both of his
- inquest-statements with the fight, without confessing the grave-robbery
- that preceded it; therefore it was deemed wisest not to try the case in
- the courts at present.
- CHAPTER XII
- ONE of the reasons why Tom's mind had drifted away from its secret
- troubles was, that it had found a new and weighty matter to interest
- itself about. Becky Thatcher had stopped coming to school. Tom had
- struggled with his pride a few days, and tried to “whistle her down the
- wind,” but failed. He began to find himself hanging around her father's
- house, nights, and feeling very miserable. She was ill. What if she
- should die! There was distraction in the thought. He no longer took an
- interest in war, nor even in piracy. The charm of life was gone; there
- was nothing but dreariness left. He put his hoop away, and his bat;
- there was no joy in them any more. His aunt was concerned. She began to
- try all manner of remedies on him. She was one of those people who
- are infatuated with patent medicines and all new-fangled methods of
- producing health or mending it. She was an inveterate experimenter in
- these things. When something fresh in this line came out she was in a
- fever, right away, to try it; not on herself, for she was never ailing,
- but on anybody else that came handy. She was a subscriber for all the
- “Health” periodicals and phrenological frauds; and the solemn ignorance
- they were inflated with was breath to her nostrils. All the “rot” they
- contained about ventilation, and how to go to bed, and how to get up,
- and what to eat, and what to drink, and how much exercise to take, and
- what frame of mind to keep one's self in, and what sort of clothing
- to wear, was all gospel to her, and she never observed that her
- health-journals of the current month customarily upset everything they
- had recommended the month before. She was as simple-hearted and honest
- as the day was long, and so she was an easy victim. She gathered
- together her quack periodicals and her quack medicines, and thus armed
- with death, went about on her pale horse, metaphorically speaking, with
- “hell following after.” But she never suspected that she was not an
- angel of healing and the balm of Gilead in disguise, to the suffering
- neighbors.
- The water treatment was new, now, and Tom's low condition was a windfall
- to her. She had him out at daylight every morning, stood him up in the
- wood-shed and drowned him with a deluge of cold water; then she scrubbed
- him down with a towel like a file, and so brought him to; then she
- rolled him up in a wet sheet and put him away under blankets till she
- sweated his soul clean and “the yellow stains of it came through his
- pores”--as Tom said.
- Yet notwithstanding all this, the boy grew more and more melancholy and
- pale and dejected. She added hot baths, sitz baths, shower baths, and
- plunges. The boy remained as dismal as a hearse. She began to assist the
- water with a slim oatmeal diet and blister-plasters. She calculated his
- capacity as she would a jug's, and filled him up every day with quack
- cure-alls.
- Tom had become indifferent to persecution by this time. This phase
- filled the old lady's heart with consternation. This indifference must
- be broken up at any cost. Now she heard of Pain-killer for the first
- time. She ordered a lot at once. She tasted it and was filled with
- gratitude. It was simply fire in a liquid form. She dropped the water
- treatment and everything else, and pinned her faith to Pain-killer.
- She gave Tom a teaspoonful and watched with the deepest anxiety for the
- result. Her troubles were instantly at rest, her soul at peace again;
- for the “indifference” was broken up. The boy could not have shown a
- wilder, heartier interest, if she had built a fire under him.
- Tom felt that it was time to wake up; this sort of life might be
- romantic enough, in his blighted condition, but it was getting to have
- too little sentiment and too much distracting variety about it. So he
- thought over various plans for relief, and finally hit upon that of
- professing to be fond of Pain-killer. He asked for it so often that he
- became a nuisance, and his aunt ended by telling him to help himself and
- quit bothering her. If it had been Sid, she would have had no misgivings
- to alloy her delight; but since it was Tom, she watched the bottle
- clandestinely. She found that the medicine did really diminish, but it
- did not occur to her that the boy was mending the health of a crack in
- the sitting-room floor with it.
- One day Tom was in the act of dosing the crack when his aunt's yellow
- cat came along, purring, eyeing the teaspoon avariciously, and begging
- for a taste. Tom said:
- “Don't ask for it unless you want it, Peter.”
- But Peter signified that he did want it.
- “You better make sure.”
- Peter was sure.
- “Now you've asked for it, and I'll give it to you, because there ain't
- anything mean about me; but if you find you don't like it, you mustn't
- blame anybody but your own self.”
- Peter was agreeable. So Tom pried his mouth open and poured down
- the Pain-killer. Peter sprang a couple of yards in the air, and then
- delivered a war-whoop and set off round and round the room, banging
- against furniture, upsetting flower-pots, and making general havoc. Next
- he rose on his hind feet and pranced around, in a frenzy of enjoyment,
- with his head over his shoulder and his voice proclaiming his
- unappeasable happiness. Then he went tearing around the house again
- spreading chaos and destruction in his path. Aunt Polly entered in time
- to see him throw a few double summersets, deliver a final mighty hurrah,
- and sail through the open window, carrying the rest of the flower-pots
- with him. The old lady stood petrified with astonishment, peering over
- her glasses; Tom lay on the floor expiring with laughter.
- “Tom, what on earth ails that cat?”
- “I don't know, aunt,” gasped the boy.
- “Why, I never see anything like it. What did make him act so?”
- “Deed I don't know, Aunt Polly; cats always act so when they're having a
- good time.”
- “They do, do they?” There was something in the tone that made Tom
- apprehensive.
- “Yes'm. That is, I believe they do.”
- “You _do_?”
- “Yes'm.”
- The old lady was bending down, Tom watching, with interest emphasized
- by anxiety. Too late he divined her “drift.” The handle of the telltale
- tea-spoon was visible under the bed-valance. Aunt Polly took it, held it
- up. Tom winced, and dropped his eyes. Aunt Polly raised him by the usual
- handle--his ear--and cracked his head soundly with her thimble.
- “Now, sir, what did you want to treat that poor dumb beast so, for?”
- “I done it out of pity for him--because he hadn't any aunt.”
- “Hadn't any aunt!--you numskull. What has that got to do with it?”
- “Heaps. Because if he'd had one she'd a burnt him out herself! She'd a
- roasted his bowels out of him 'thout any more feeling than if he was a
- human!”
- Aunt Polly felt a sudden pang of remorse. This was putting the thing in
- a new light; what was cruelty to a cat _might_ be cruelty to a boy, too.
- She began to soften; she felt sorry. Her eyes watered a little, and she
- put her hand on Tom's head and said gently:
- “I was meaning for the best, Tom. And, Tom, it _did_ do you good.”
- Tom looked up in her face with just a perceptible twinkle peeping
- through his gravity.
- “I know you was meaning for the best, aunty, and so was I with Peter. It
- done _him_ good, too. I never see him get around so since--”
- “Oh, go 'long with you, Tom, before you aggravate me again. And you try
- and see if you can't be a good boy, for once, and you needn't take any
- more medicine.”
- Tom reached school ahead of time. It was noticed that this strange thing
- had been occurring every day latterly. And now, as usual of late,
- he hung about the gate of the schoolyard instead of playing with his
- comrades. He was sick, he said, and he looked it. He tried to seem to
- be looking everywhere but whither he really was looking--down the road.
- Presently Jeff Thatcher hove in sight, and Tom's face lighted; he gazed
- a moment, and then turned sorrowfully away. When Jeff arrived, Tom
- accosted him; and “led up” warily to opportunities for remark about
- Becky, but the giddy lad never could see the bait. Tom watched and
- watched, hoping whenever a frisking frock came in sight, and hating the
- owner of it as soon as he saw she was not the right one. At last frocks
- ceased to appear, and he dropped hopelessly into the dumps; he entered
- the empty schoolhouse and sat down to suffer. Then one more frock passed
- in at the gate, and Tom's heart gave a great bound. The next instant he
- was out, and “going on” like an Indian; yelling, laughing, chasing boys,
- jumping over the fence at risk of life and limb, throwing handsprings,
- standing on his head--doing all the heroic things he could conceive of,
- and keeping a furtive eye out, all the while, to see if Becky Thatcher
- was noticing. But she seemed to be unconscious of it all; she never
- looked. Could it be possible that she was not aware that he was there?
- He carried his exploits to her immediate vicinity; came war-whooping
- around, snatched a boy's cap, hurled it to the roof of the schoolhouse,
- broke through a group of boys, tumbling them in every direction, and
- fell sprawling, himself, under Becky's nose, almost upsetting her--and
- she turned, with her nose in the air, and he heard her say: “Mf! some
- people think they're mighty smart--always showing off!”
- Tom's cheeks burned. He gathered himself up and sneaked off, crushed and
- crestfallen.
- CHAPTER XIII
- TOM'S mind was made up now. He was gloomy and desperate. He was a
- forsaken, friendless boy, he said; nobody loved him; when they found out
- what they had driven him to, perhaps they would be sorry; he had tried
- to do right and get along, but they would not let him; since nothing
- would do them but to be rid of him, let it be so; and let them blame
- _him_ for the consequences--why shouldn't they? What right had the
- friendless to complain? Yes, they had forced him to it at last: he would
- lead a life of crime. There was no choice.
- By this time he was far down Meadow Lane, and the bell for school to
- “take up” tinkled faintly upon his ear. He sobbed, now, to think he
- should never, never hear that old familiar sound any more--it was very
- hard, but it was forced on him; since he was driven out into the cold
- world, he must submit--but he forgave them. Then the sobs came thick and
- fast.
- Just at this point he met his soul's sworn comrade, Joe
- Harper--hard-eyed, and with evidently a great and dismal purpose in his
- heart. Plainly here were “two souls with but a single thought.” Tom,
- wiping his eyes with his sleeve, began to blubber out something about
- a resolution to escape from hard usage and lack of sympathy at home by
- roaming abroad into the great world never to return; and ended by hoping
- that Joe would not forget him.
- But it transpired that this was a request which Joe had just been going
- to make of Tom, and had come to hunt him up for that purpose. His mother
- had whipped him for drinking some cream which he had never tasted and
- knew nothing about; it was plain that she was tired of him and wished
- him to go; if she felt that way, there was nothing for him to do but
- succumb; he hoped she would be happy, and never regret having driven her
- poor boy out into the unfeeling world to suffer and die.
- As the two boys walked sorrowing along, they made a new compact to stand
- by each other and be brothers and never separate till death relieved
- them of their troubles. Then they began to lay their plans. Joe was for
- being a hermit, and living on crusts in a remote cave, and dying,
- some time, of cold and want and grief; but after listening to Tom, he
- conceded that there were some conspicuous advantages about a life of
- crime, and so he consented to be a pirate.
- Three miles below St. Petersburg, at a point where the Mississippi River
- was a trifle over a mile wide, there was a long, narrow, wooded island,
- with a shallow bar at the head of it, and this offered well as a
- rendezvous. It was not inhabited; it lay far over toward the further
- shore, abreast a dense and almost wholly unpeopled forest. So Jackson's
- Island was chosen. Who were to be the subjects of their piracies was a
- matter that did not occur to them. Then they hunted up Huckleberry Finn,
- and he joined them promptly, for all careers were one to him; he was
- indifferent. They presently separated to meet at a lonely spot on the
- river-bank two miles above the village at the favorite hour--which was
- midnight. There was a small log raft there which they meant to capture.
- Each would bring hooks and lines, and such provision as he could steal
- in the most dark and mysterious way--as became outlaws. And before the
- afternoon was done, they had all managed to enjoy the sweet glory of
- spreading the fact that pretty soon the town would “hear something.” All
- who got this vague hint were cautioned to “be mum and wait.”
- About midnight Tom arrived with a boiled ham and a few trifles,
- and stopped in a dense undergrowth on a small bluff overlooking the
- meeting-place. It was starlight, and very still. The mighty river lay
- like an ocean at rest. Tom listened a moment, but no sound disturbed the
- quiet. Then he gave a low, distinct whistle. It was answered from under
- the bluff. Tom whistled twice more; these signals were answered in the
- same way. Then a guarded voice said:
- “Who goes there?”
- “Tom Sawyer, the Black Avenger of the Spanish Main. Name your names.”
- “Huck Finn the Red-Handed, and Joe Harper the Terror of the Seas.” Tom
- had furnished these titles, from his favorite literature.
- “'Tis well. Give the countersign.”
- Two hoarse whispers delivered the same awful word simultaneously to the
- brooding night:
- “_Blood_!”
- Then Tom tumbled his ham over the bluff and let himself down after it,
- tearing both skin and clothes to some extent in the effort. There was
- an easy, comfortable path along the shore under the bluff, but it lacked
- the advantages of difficulty and danger so valued by a pirate.
- The Terror of the Seas had brought a side of bacon, and had about worn
- himself out with getting it there. Finn the Red-Handed had stolen a
- skillet and a quantity of half-cured leaf tobacco, and had also brought
- a few corn-cobs to make pipes with. But none of the pirates smoked or
- “chewed” but himself. The Black Avenger of the Spanish Main said it
- would never do to start without some fire. That was a wise thought;
- matches were hardly known there in that day. They saw a fire smouldering
- upon a great raft a hundred yards above, and they went stealthily
- thither and helped themselves to a chunk. They made an imposing
- adventure of it, saying, “Hist!” every now and then, and suddenly
- halting with finger on lip; moving with hands on imaginary dagger-hilts;
- and giving orders in dismal whispers that if “the foe” stirred, to “let
- him have it to the hilt,” because “dead men tell no tales.” They knew
- well enough that the raftsmen were all down at the village laying
- in stores or having a spree, but still that was no excuse for their
- conducting this thing in an unpiratical way.
- They shoved off, presently, Tom in command, Huck at the after oar and
- Joe at the forward. Tom stood amidships, gloomy-browed, and with folded
- arms, and gave his orders in a low, stern whisper:
- “Luff, and bring her to the wind!”
- “Aye-aye, sir!”
- “Steady, steady-y-y-y!”
- “Steady it is, sir!”
- “Let her go off a point!”
- “Point it is, sir!”
- As the boys steadily and monotonously drove the raft toward mid-stream
- it was no doubt understood that these orders were given only for
- “style,” and were not intended to mean anything in particular.
- “What sail's she carrying?”
- “Courses, tops'ls, and flying-jib, sir.”
- “Send the r'yals up! Lay out aloft, there, half a dozen of
- ye--foretopmaststuns'l! Lively, now!”
- “Aye-aye, sir!”
- “Shake out that maintogalans'l! Sheets and braces! _now_ my hearties!”
- “Aye-aye, sir!”
- “Hellum-a-lee--hard a port! Stand by to meet her when she comes! Port,
- port! _Now_, men! With a will! Stead-y-y-y!”
- “Steady it is, sir!”
- The raft drew beyond the middle of the river; the boys pointed her head
- right, and then lay on their oars. The river was not high, so there was
- not more than a two or three mile current. Hardly a word was said during
- the next three-quarters of an hour. Now the raft was passing before
- the distant town. Two or three glimmering lights showed where it lay,
- peacefully sleeping, beyond the vague vast sweep of star-gemmed water,
- unconscious of the tremendous event that was happening. The Black
- Avenger stood still with folded arms, “looking his last” upon the scene
- of his former joys and his later sufferings, and wishing “she” could see
- him now, abroad on the wild sea, facing peril and death with dauntless
- heart, going to his doom with a grim smile on his lips. It was but
- a small strain on his imagination to remove Jackson's Island beyond
- eye-shot of the village, and so he “looked his last” with a broken and
- satisfied heart. The other pirates were looking their last, too; and
- they all looked so long that they came near letting the current drift
- them out of the range of the island. But they discovered the danger in
- time, and made shift to avert it. About two o'clock in the morning the
- raft grounded on the bar two hundred yards above the head of the island,
- and they waded back and forth until they had landed their freight. Part
- of the little raft's belongings consisted of an old sail, and this they
- spread over a nook in the bushes for a tent to shelter their provisions;
- but they themselves would sleep in the open air in good weather, as
- became outlaws.
- They built a fire against the side of a great log twenty or thirty steps
- within the sombre depths of the forest, and then cooked some bacon in
- the frying-pan for supper, and used up half of the corn “pone” stock
- they had brought. It seemed glorious sport to be feasting in that wild,
- free way in the virgin forest of an unexplored and uninhabited island,
- far from the haunts of men, and they said they never would return to
- civilization. The climbing fire lit up their faces and threw its ruddy
- glare upon the pillared tree-trunks of their forest temple, and upon the
- varnished foliage and festooning vines.
- When the last crisp slice of bacon was gone, and the last allowance
- of corn pone devoured, the boys stretched themselves out on the grass,
- filled with contentment. They could have found a cooler place, but
- they would not deny themselves such a romantic feature as the roasting
- campfire.
- “_Ain't_ it gay?” said Joe.
- “It's _nuts_!” said Tom. “What would the boys say if they could see us?”
- “Say? Well, they'd just die to be here--hey, Hucky!”
- “I reckon so,” said Huckleberry; “anyways, I'm suited. I don't want
- nothing better'n this. I don't ever get enough to eat, gen'ally--and here
- they can't come and pick at a feller and bullyrag him so.”
- “It's just the life for me,” said Tom. “You don't have to get up,
- mornings, and you don't have to go to school, and wash, and all that
- blame foolishness. You see a pirate don't have to do _anything_, Joe,
- when he's ashore, but a hermit _he_ has to be praying considerable, and
- then he don't have any fun, anyway, all by himself that way.”
- “Oh yes, that's so,” said Joe, “but I hadn't thought much about it, you
- know. I'd a good deal rather be a pirate, now that I've tried it.”
- “You see,” said Tom, “people don't go much on hermits, nowadays, like
- they used to in old times, but a pirate's always respected. And
- a hermit's got to sleep on the hardest place he can find, and put
- sackcloth and ashes on his head, and stand out in the rain, and--”
- “What does he put sackcloth and ashes on his head for?” inquired Huck.
- “I dono. But they've _got_ to do it. Hermits always do. You'd have to do
- that if you was a hermit.”
- “Dern'd if I would,” said Huck.
- “Well, what would you do?”
- “I dono. But I wouldn't do that.”
- “Why, Huck, you'd _have_ to. How'd you get around it?”
- “Why, I just wouldn't stand it. I'd run away.”
- “Run away! Well, you _would_ be a nice old slouch of a hermit. You'd be
- a disgrace.”
- The Red-Handed made no response, being better employed. He had finished
- gouging out a cob, and now he fitted a weed stem to it, loaded it with
- tobacco, and was pressing a coal to the charge and blowing a cloud of
- fragrant smoke--he was in the full bloom of luxurious contentment. The
- other pirates envied him this majestic vice, and secretly resolved to
- acquire it shortly. Presently Huck said:
- “What does pirates have to do?”
- Tom said:
- “Oh, they have just a bully time--take ships and burn them, and get the
- money and bury it in awful places in their island where there's ghosts
- and things to watch it, and kill everybody in the ships--make 'em walk a
- plank.”
- “And they carry the women to the island,” said Joe; “they don't kill the
- women.”
- “No,” assented Tom, “they don't kill the women--they're too noble. And
- the women's always beautiful, too.
- “And don't they wear the bulliest clothes! Oh no! All gold and silver
- and di'monds,” said Joe, with enthusiasm.
- “Who?” said Huck.
- “Why, the pirates.”
- Huck scanned his own clothing forlornly.
- “I reckon I ain't dressed fitten for a pirate,” said he, with a
- regretful pathos in his voice; “but I ain't got none but these.”
- But the other boys told him the fine clothes would come fast enough,
- after they should have begun their adventures. They made him understand
- that his poor rags would do to begin with, though it was customary for
- wealthy pirates to start with a proper wardrobe.
- Gradually their talk died out and drowsiness began to steal upon the
- eyelids of the little waifs. The pipe dropped from the fingers of the
- Red-Handed, and he slept the sleep of the conscience-free and the weary.
- The Terror of the Seas and the Black Avenger of the Spanish Main had
- more difficulty in getting to sleep. They said their prayers inwardly,
- and lying down, since there was nobody there with authority to make them
- kneel and recite aloud; in truth, they had a mind not to say them at
- all, but they were afraid to proceed to such lengths as that, lest they
- might call down a sudden and special thunderbolt from heaven. Then at
- once they reached and hovered upon the imminent verge of sleep--but an
- intruder came, now, that would not “down.” It was conscience. They began
- to feel a vague fear that they had been doing wrong to run away; and
- next they thought of the stolen meat, and then the real torture came.
- They tried to argue it away by reminding conscience that they had
- purloined sweetmeats and apples scores of times; but conscience was not
- to be appeased by such thin plausibilities; it seemed to them, in the
- end, that there was no getting around the stubborn fact that taking
- sweetmeats was only “hooking,” while taking bacon and hams and such
- valuables was plain simple stealing--and there was a command against that
- in the Bible. So they inwardly resolved that so long as they remained in
- the business, their piracies should not again be sullied with the
- crime of stealing. Then conscience granted a truce, and these curiously
- inconsistent pirates fell peacefully to sleep.
- CHAPTER XIV
- WHEN Tom awoke in the morning, he wondered where he was. He sat up and
- rubbed his eyes and looked around. Then he comprehended. It was the cool
- gray dawn, and there was a delicious sense of repose and peace in the
- deep pervading calm and silence of the woods. Not a leaf stirred; not
- a sound obtruded upon great Nature's meditation. Beaded dewdrops stood
- upon the leaves and grasses. A white layer of ashes covered the fire,
- and a thin blue breath of smoke rose straight into the air. Joe and Huck
- still slept.
- Now, far away in the woods a bird called; another answered; presently
- the hammering of a woodpecker was heard. Gradually the cool dim gray
- of the morning whitened, and as gradually sounds multiplied and life
- manifested itself. The marvel of Nature shaking off sleep and going
- to work unfolded itself to the musing boy. A little green worm came
- crawling over a dewy leaf, lifting two-thirds of his body into the air
- from time to time and “sniffing around,” then proceeding again--for he
- was measuring, Tom said; and when the worm approached him, of its own
- accord, he sat as still as a stone, with his hopes rising and falling,
- by turns, as the creature still came toward him or seemed inclined to
- go elsewhere; and when at last it considered a painful moment with its
- curved body in the air and then came decisively down upon Tom's leg and
- began a journey over him, his whole heart was glad--for that meant that
- he was going to have a new suit of clothes--without the shadow of a
- doubt a gaudy piratical uniform. Now a procession of ants appeared,
- from nowhere in particular, and went about their labors; one struggled
- manfully by with a dead spider five times as big as itself in its arms,
- and lugged it straight up a tree-trunk. A brown spotted lady-bug climbed
- the dizzy height of a grass blade, and Tom bent down close to it and
- said, “Lady-bug, lady-bug, fly away home, your house is on fire, your
- children's alone,” and she took wing and went off to see about it--which
- did not surprise the boy, for he knew of old that this insect was
- credulous about conflagrations, and he had practised upon its simplicity
- more than once. A tumblebug came next, heaving sturdily at its ball, and
- Tom touched the creature, to see it shut its legs against its body
- and pretend to be dead. The birds were fairly rioting by this time. A
- catbird, the Northern mocker, lit in a tree over Tom's head, and trilled
- out her imitations of her neighbors in a rapture of enjoyment; then
- a shrill jay swept down, a flash of blue flame, and stopped on a twig
- almost within the boy's reach, cocked his head to one side and eyed the
- strangers with a consuming curiosity; a gray squirrel and a big fellow
- of the “fox” kind came skurrying along, sitting up at intervals to
- inspect and chatter at the boys, for the wild things had probably never
- seen a human being before and scarcely knew whether to be afraid or not.
- All Nature was wide awake and stirring, now; long lances of sunlight
- pierced down through the dense foliage far and near, and a few
- butterflies came fluttering upon the scene.
- Tom stirred up the other pirates and they all clattered away with
- a shout, and in a minute or two were stripped and chasing after and
- tumbling over each other in the shallow limpid water of the white
- sandbar. They felt no longing for the little village sleeping in the
- distance beyond the majestic waste of water. A vagrant current or a
- slight rise in the river had carried off their raft, but this only
- gratified them, since its going was something like burning the bridge
- between them and civilization.
- They came back to camp wonderfully refreshed, glad-hearted, and
- ravenous; and they soon had the camp-fire blazing up again. Huck found a
- spring of clear cold water close by, and the boys made cups of broad oak
- or hickory leaves, and felt that water, sweetened with such a wildwood
- charm as that, would be a good enough substitute for coffee. While Joe
- was slicing bacon for breakfast, Tom and Huck asked him to hold on a
- minute; they stepped to a promising nook in the river-bank and threw in
- their lines; almost immediately they had reward. Joe had not had time
- to get impatient before they were back again with some handsome bass,
- a couple of sun-perch and a small catfish--provisions enough for quite a
- family. They fried the fish with the bacon, and were astonished; for
- no fish had ever seemed so delicious before. They did not know that the
- quicker a fresh-water fish is on the fire after he is caught the better
- he is; and they reflected little upon what a sauce open-air sleeping,
- open-air exercise, bathing, and a large ingredient of hunger make, too.
- They lay around in the shade, after breakfast, while Huck had a smoke,
- and then went off through the woods on an exploring expedition. They
- tramped gayly along, over decaying logs, through tangled underbrush,
- among solemn monarchs of the forest, hung from their crowns to the
- ground with a drooping regalia of grape-vines. Now and then they came
- upon snug nooks carpeted with grass and jeweled with flowers.
- They found plenty of things to be delighted with, but nothing to be
- astonished at. They discovered that the island was about three miles
- long and a quarter of a mile wide, and that the shore it lay closest to
- was only separated from it by a narrow channel hardly two hundred yards
- wide. They took a swim about every hour, so it was close upon the middle
- of the afternoon when they got back to camp. They were too hungry to
- stop to fish, but they fared sumptuously upon cold ham, and then threw
- themselves down in the shade to talk. But the talk soon began to drag,
- and then died. The stillness, the solemnity that brooded in the woods,
- and the sense of loneliness, began to tell upon the spirits of the boys.
- They fell to thinking. A sort of undefined longing crept upon them. This
- took dim shape, presently--it was budding homesickness. Even Finn the
- Red-Handed was dreaming of his doorsteps and empty hogsheads. But they
- were all ashamed of their weakness, and none was brave enough to speak
- his thought.
- For some time, now, the boys had been dully conscious of a peculiar
- sound in the distance, just as one sometimes is of the ticking of a
- clock which he takes no distinct note of. But now this mysterious sound
- became more pronounced, and forced a recognition. The boys started,
- glanced at each other, and then each assumed a listening attitude. There
- was a long silence, profound and unbroken; then a deep, sullen boom came
- floating down out of the distance.
- “What is it!” exclaimed Joe, under his breath.
- “I wonder,” said Tom in a whisper.
- “'Tain't thunder,” said Huckleberry, in an awed tone, “becuz thunder--”
- “Hark!” said Tom. “Listen--don't talk.”
- They waited a time that seemed an age, and then the same muffled boom
- troubled the solemn hush.
- “Let's go and see.”
- They sprang to their feet and hurried to the shore toward the town. They
- parted the bushes on the bank and peered out over the water. The little
- steam ferry-boat was about a mile below the village, drifting with the
- current. Her broad deck seemed crowded with people. There were a great
- many skiffs rowing about or floating with the stream in the neighborhood
- of the ferryboat, but the boys could not determine what the men in
- them were doing. Presently a great jet of white smoke burst from the
- ferryboat's side, and as it expanded and rose in a lazy cloud, that same
- dull throb of sound was borne to the listeners again.
- “I know now!” exclaimed Tom; “somebody's drownded!”
- “That's it!” said Huck; “they done that last summer, when Bill Turner
- got drownded; they shoot a cannon over the water, and that makes
- him come up to the top. Yes, and they take loaves of bread and put
- quicksilver in 'em and set 'em afloat, and wherever there's anybody
- that's drownded, they'll float right there and stop.”
- “Yes, I've heard about that,” said Joe. “I wonder what makes the bread
- do that.”
- “Oh, it ain't the bread, so much,” said Tom; “I reckon it's mostly what
- they _say_ over it before they start it out.”
- “But they don't say anything over it,” said Huck. “I've seen 'em and
- they don't.”
- “Well, that's funny,” said Tom. “But maybe they say it to themselves. Of
- _course_ they do. Anybody might know that.”
- The other boys agreed that there was reason in what Tom said, because
- an ignorant lump of bread, uninstructed by an incantation, could not
- be expected to act very intelligently when set upon an errand of such
- gravity.
- “By jings, I wish I was over there, now,” said Joe.
- “I do too” said Huck “I'd give heaps to know who it is.”
- The boys still listened and watched. Presently a revealing thought
- flashed through Tom's mind, and he exclaimed:
- “Boys, I know who's drownded--it's us!”
- They felt like heroes in an instant. Here was a gorgeous triumph; they
- were missed; they were mourned; hearts were breaking on their account;
- tears were being shed; accusing memories of unkindness to these poor
- lost lads were rising up, and unavailing regrets and remorse were being
- indulged; and best of all, the departed were the talk of the whole town,
- and the envy of all the boys, as far as this dazzling notoriety was
- concerned. This was fine. It was worth while to be a pirate, after all.
- As twilight drew on, the ferryboat went back to her accustomed business
- and the skiffs disappeared. The pirates returned to camp. They were
- jubilant with vanity over their new grandeur and the illustrious trouble
- they were making. They caught fish, cooked supper and ate it, and then
- fell to guessing at what the village was thinking and saying about them;
- and the pictures they drew of the public distress on their account were
- gratifying to look upon--from their point of view. But when the shadows
- of night closed them in, they gradually ceased to talk, and sat gazing
- into the fire, with their minds evidently wandering elsewhere. The
- excitement was gone, now, and Tom and Joe could not keep back thoughts
- of certain persons at home who were not enjoying this fine frolic as
- much as they were. Misgivings came; they grew troubled and unhappy; a
- sigh or two escaped, unawares. By and by Joe timidly ventured upon a
- roundabout “feeler” as to how the others might look upon a return to
- civilization--not right now, but--
- Tom withered him with derision! Huck, being uncommitted as yet, joined
- in with Tom, and the waverer quickly “explained,” and was glad to get
- out of the scrape with as little taint of chicken-hearted home-sickness
- clinging to his garments as he could. Mutiny was effectually laid to
- rest for the moment.
- As the night deepened, Huck began to nod, and presently to snore.
- Joe followed next. Tom lay upon his elbow motionless, for some time,
- watching the two intently. At last he got up cautiously, on his knees,
- and went searching among the grass and the flickering reflections flung
- by the campfire. He picked up and inspected several large semi-cylinders
- of the thin white bark of a sycamore, and finally chose two which seemed
- to suit him. Then he knelt by the fire and painfully wrote something
- upon each of these with his “red keel”; one he rolled up and put in his
- jacket pocket, and the other he put in Joe's hat and removed it to a
- little distance from the owner. And he also put into the hat certain
- schoolboy treasures of almost inestimable value--among them a lump of
- chalk, an India-rubber ball, three fishhooks, and one of that kind
- of marbles known as a “sure 'nough crystal.” Then he tiptoed his way
- cautiously among the trees till he felt that he was out of hearing, and
- straightway broke into a keen run in the direction of the sandbar.
- CHAPTER XV
- A few minutes later Tom was in the shoal water of the bar, wading toward
- the Illinois shore. Before the depth reached his middle he was halfway
- over; the current would permit no more wading, now, so he struck out
- confidently to swim the remaining hundred yards. He swam quartering
- upstream, but still was swept downward rather faster than he had
- expected. However, he reached the shore finally, and drifted along till
- he found a low place and drew himself out. He put his hand on his jacket
- pocket, found his piece of bark safe, and then struck through the woods,
- following the shore, with streaming garments. Shortly before ten
- o'clock he came out into an open place opposite the village, and saw the
- ferryboat lying in the shadow of the trees and the high bank. Everything
- was quiet under the blinking stars. He crept down the bank, watching
- with all his eyes, slipped into the water, swam three or four strokes
- and climbed into the skiff that did “yawl” duty at the boat's stern. He
- laid himself down under the thwarts and waited, panting.
- Presently the cracked bell tapped and a voice gave the order to “cast
- off.” A minute or two later the skiff's head was standing high up,
- against the boat's swell, and the voyage was begun. Tom felt happy in
- his success, for he knew it was the boat's last trip for the night. At
- the end of a long twelve or fifteen minutes the wheels stopped, and
- Tom slipped overboard and swam ashore in the dusk, landing fifty yards
- downstream, out of danger of possible stragglers.
- He flew along unfrequented alleys, and shortly found himself at his
- aunt's back fence. He climbed over, approached the “ell,” and looked
- in at the sitting-room window, for a light was burning there. There
- sat Aunt Polly, Sid, Mary, and Joe Harper's mother, grouped together,
- talking. They were by the bed, and the bed was between them and the
- door. Tom went to the door and began to softly lift the latch; then
- he pressed gently and the door yielded a crack; he continued pushing
- cautiously, and quaking every time it creaked, till he judged he might
- squeeze through on his knees; so he put his head through and began,
- warily.
- “What makes the candle blow so?” said Aunt Polly. Tom hurried up. “Why,
- that door's open, I believe. Why, of course it is. No end of strange
- things now. Go 'long and shut it, Sid.”
- Tom disappeared under the bed just in time. He lay and “breathed”
- himself for a time, and then crept to where he could almost touch his
- aunt's foot.
- “But as I was saying,” said Aunt Polly, “he warn't _bad_, so to say--only
- misch_ee_vous. Only just giddy, and harum-scarum, you know. He warn't
- any more responsible than a colt. _He_ never meant any harm, and he was
- the best-hearted boy that ever was”--and she began to cry.
- “It was just so with my Joe--always full of his devilment, and up to
- every kind of mischief, but he was just as unselfish and kind as he
- could be--and laws bless me, to think I went and whipped him for taking
- that cream, never once recollecting that I throwed it out myself because
- it was sour, and I never to see him again in this world, never, never,
- never, poor abused boy!” And Mrs. Harper sobbed as if her heart would
- break.
- “I hope Tom's better off where he is,” said Sid, “but if he'd been
- better in some ways--”
- “_Sid!_” Tom felt the glare of the old lady's eye, though he could not
- see it. “Not a word against my Tom, now that he's gone! God'll take care
- of _him_--never you trouble _your_self, sir! Oh, Mrs. Harper, I don't
- know how to give him up! I don't know how to give him up! He was such a
- comfort to me, although he tormented my old heart out of me, 'most.”
- “The Lord giveth and the Lord hath taken away--Blessed be the name of
- the Lord! But it's so hard--Oh, it's so hard! Only last Saturday my Joe
- busted a firecracker right under my nose and I knocked him sprawling.
- Little did I know then, how soon--Oh, if it was to do over again I'd hug
- him and bless him for it.”
- “Yes, yes, yes, I know just how you feel, Mrs. Harper, I know just
- exactly how you feel. No longer ago than yesterday noon, my Tom took
- and filled the cat full of Pain-killer, and I did think the cretur would
- tear the house down. And God forgive me, I cracked Tom's head with my
- thimble, poor boy, poor dead boy. But he's out of all his troubles now.
- And the last words I ever heard him say was to reproach--”
- But this memory was too much for the old lady, and she broke entirely
- down. Tom was snuffling, now, himself--and more in pity of himself than
- anybody else. He could hear Mary crying, and putting in a kindly word
- for him from time to time. He began to have a nobler opinion of himself
- than ever before. Still, he was sufficiently touched by his aunt's grief
- to long to rush out from under the bed and overwhelm her with joy--and
- the theatrical gorgeousness of the thing appealed strongly to his
- nature, too, but he resisted and lay still.
- He went on listening, and gathered by odds and ends that it was
- conjectured at first that the boys had got drowned while taking a swim;
- then the small raft had been missed; next, certain boys said the missing
- lads had promised that the village should “hear something” soon; the
- wise-heads had “put this and that together” and decided that the lads
- had gone off on that raft and would turn up at the next town below,
- presently; but toward noon the raft had been found, lodged against the
- Missouri shore some five or six miles below the village--and then hope
- perished; they must be drowned, else hunger would have driven them home
- by nightfall if not sooner. It was believed that the search for the
- bodies had been a fruitless effort merely because the drowning must
- have occurred in mid-channel, since the boys, being good swimmers, would
- otherwise have escaped to shore. This was Wednesday night. If the bodies
- continued missing until Sunday, all hope would be given over, and the
- funerals would be preached on that morning. Tom shuddered.
- Mrs. Harper gave a sobbing goodnight and turned to go. Then with a
- mutual impulse the two bereaved women flung themselves into each other's
- arms and had a good, consoling cry, and then parted. Aunt Polly was
- tender far beyond her wont, in her goodnight to Sid and Mary. Sid
- snuffled a bit and Mary went off crying with all her heart.
- Aunt Polly knelt down and prayed for Tom so touchingly, so appealingly,
- and with such measureless love in her words and her old trembling voice,
- that he was weltering in tears again, long before she was through.
- He had to keep still long after she went to bed, for she kept making
- broken-hearted ejaculations from time to time, tossing unrestfully, and
- turning over. But at last she was still, only moaning a little in her
- sleep. Now the boy stole out, rose gradually by the bedside, shaded the
- candle-light with his hand, and stood regarding her. His heart was full
- of pity for her. He took out his sycamore scroll and placed it by the
- candle. But something occurred to him, and he lingered considering.
- His face lighted with a happy solution of his thought; he put the bark
- hastily in his pocket. Then he bent over and kissed the faded lips, and
- straightway made his stealthy exit, latching the door behind him.
- He threaded his way back to the ferry landing, found nobody at large
- there, and walked boldly on board the boat, for he knew she was
- tenantless except that there was a watchman, who always turned in and
- slept like a graven image. He untied the skiff at the stern, slipped
- into it, and was soon rowing cautiously upstream. When he had pulled a
- mile above the village, he started quartering across and bent himself
- stoutly to his work. He hit the landing on the other side neatly, for
- this was a familiar bit of work to him. He was moved to capture
- the skiff, arguing that it might be considered a ship and therefore
- legitimate prey for a pirate, but he knew a thorough search would be
- made for it and that might end in revelations. So he stepped ashore and
- entered the woods.
- He sat down and took a long rest, torturing himself meanwhile to keep
- awake, and then started warily down the home-stretch. The night was far
- spent. It was broad daylight before he found himself fairly abreast the
- island bar. He rested again until the sun was well up and gilding the
- great river with its splendor, and then he plunged into the stream. A
- little later he paused, dripping, upon the threshold of the camp, and
- heard Joe say:
- “No, Tom's true-blue, Huck, and he'll come back. He won't desert. He
- knows that would be a disgrace to a pirate, and Tom's too proud for that
- sort of thing. He's up to something or other. Now I wonder what?”
- “Well, the things is ours, anyway, ain't they?”
- “Pretty near, but not yet, Huck. The writing says they are if he ain't
- back here to breakfast.”
- “Which he is!” exclaimed Tom, with fine dramatic effect, stepping
- grandly into camp.
- A sumptuous breakfast of bacon and fish was shortly provided, and as the
- boys set to work upon it, Tom recounted (and adorned) his adventures.
- They were a vain and boastful company of heroes when the tale was done.
- Then Tom hid himself away in a shady nook to sleep till noon, and the
- other pirates got ready to fish and explore.
- CHAPTER XVI
- AFTER dinner all the gang turned out to hunt for turtle eggs on the bar.
- They went about poking sticks into the sand, and when they found a soft
- place they went down on their knees and dug with their hands. Sometimes
- they would take fifty or sixty eggs out of one hole. They were perfectly
- round white things a trifle smaller than an English walnut. They had a
- famous fried-egg feast that night, and another on Friday morning.
- After breakfast they went whooping and prancing out on the bar, and
- chased each other round and round, shedding clothes as they went, until
- they were naked, and then continued the frolic far away up the shoal
- water of the bar, against the stiff current, which latter tripped their
- legs from under them from time to time and greatly increased the fun.
- And now and then they stooped in a group and splashed water in each
- other's faces with their palms, gradually approaching each other, with
- averted faces to avoid the strangling sprays, and finally gripping and
- struggling till the best man ducked his neighbor, and then they all
- went under in a tangle of white legs and arms and came up blowing,
- sputtering, laughing, and gasping for breath at one and the same time.
- When they were well exhausted, they would run out and sprawl on the dry,
- hot sand, and lie there and cover themselves up with it, and by and by
- break for the water again and go through the original performance once
- more. Finally it occurred to them that their naked skin represented
- flesh-colored “tights” very fairly; so they drew a ring in the sand and
- had a circus--with three clowns in it, for none would yield this proudest
- post to his neighbor.
- Next they got their marbles and played “knucks” and “ringtaw” and
- “keeps” till that amusement grew stale. Then Joe and Huck had another
- swim, but Tom would not venture, because he found that in kicking off
- his trousers he had kicked his string of rattlesnake rattles off his
- ankle, and he wondered how he had escaped cramp so long without the
- protection of this mysterious charm. He did not venture again until he
- had found it, and by that time the other boys were tired and ready to
- rest. They gradually wandered apart, dropped into the “dumps,” and
- fell to gazing longingly across the wide river to where the village lay
- drowsing in the sun. Tom found himself writing “BECKY” in the sand with
- his big toe; he scratched it out, and was angry with himself for his
- weakness. But he wrote it again, nevertheless; he could not help it. He
- erased it once more and then took himself out of temptation by driving
- the other boys together and joining them.
- But Joe's spirits had gone down almost beyond resurrection. He was so
- homesick that he could hardly endure the misery of it. The tears lay
- very near the surface. Huck was melancholy, too. Tom was downhearted,
- but tried hard not to show it. He had a secret which he was not ready
- to tell, yet, but if this mutinous depression was not broken up soon, he
- would have to bring it out. He said, with a great show of cheerfulness:
- “I bet there's been pirates on this island before, boys. We'll explore
- it again. They've hid treasures here somewhere. How'd you feel to light
- on a rotten chest full of gold and silver--hey?”
- But it roused only faint enthusiasm, which faded out, with no reply.
- Tom tried one or two other seductions; but they failed, too. It was
- discouraging work. Joe sat poking up the sand with a stick and looking
- very gloomy. Finally he said:
- “Oh, boys, let's give it up. I want to go home. It's so lonesome.”
- “Oh no, Joe, you'll feel better by and by,” said Tom. “Just think of the
- fishing that's here.”
- “I don't care for fishing. I want to go home.”
- “But, Joe, there ain't such another swimming-place anywhere.”
- “Swimming's no good. I don't seem to care for it, somehow, when there
- ain't anybody to say I sha'n't go in. I mean to go home.”
- “Oh, shucks! Baby! You want to see your mother, I reckon.”
- “Yes, I _do_ want to see my mother--and you would, too, if you had one. I
- ain't any more baby than you are.” And Joe snuffled a little.
- “Well, we'll let the crybaby go home to his mother, won't we, Huck? Poor
- thing--does it want to see its mother? And so it shall. You like it here,
- don't you, Huck? We'll stay, won't we?”
- Huck said, “Y-e-s”--without any heart in it.
- “I'll never speak to you again as long as I live,” said Joe, rising.
- “There now!” And he moved moodily away and began to dress himself.
- “Who cares!” said Tom. “Nobody wants you to. Go 'long home and get
- laughed at. Oh, you're a nice pirate. Huck and me ain't crybabies. We'll
- stay, won't we, Huck? Let him go if he wants to. I reckon we can get
- along without him, per'aps.”
- But Tom was uneasy, nevertheless, and was alarmed to see Joe go sullenly
- on with his dressing. And then it was discomforting to see Huck eying
- Joe's preparations so wistfully, and keeping up such an ominous silence.
- Presently, without a parting word, Joe began to wade off toward the
- Illinois shore. Tom's heart began to sink. He glanced at Huck. Huck
- could not bear the look, and dropped his eyes. Then he said:
- “I want to go, too, Tom. It was getting so lonesome anyway, and now
- it'll be worse. Let's us go, too, Tom.”
- “I won't! You can all go, if you want to. I mean to stay.”
- “Tom, I better go.”
- “Well, go 'long--who's hendering you.”
- Huck began to pick up his scattered clothes. He said:
- “Tom, I wisht you'd come, too. Now you think it over. We'll wait for you
- when we get to shore.”
- “Well, you'll wait a blame long time, that's all.”
- Huck started sorrowfully away, and Tom stood looking after him, with a
- strong desire tugging at his heart to yield his pride and go along
- too. He hoped the boys would stop, but they still waded slowly on. It
- suddenly dawned on Tom that it was become very lonely and still. He made
- one final struggle with his pride, and then darted after his comrades,
- yelling:
- “Wait! Wait! I want to tell you something!”
- They presently stopped and turned around. When he got to where they
- were, he began unfolding his secret, and they listened moodily till
- at last they saw the “point” he was driving at, and then they set up a
- warwhoop of applause and said it was “splendid!” and said if he had
- told them at first, they wouldn't have started away. He made a plausible
- excuse; but his real reason had been the fear that not even the secret
- would keep them with him any very great length of time, and so he had
- meant to hold it in reserve as a last seduction.
- The lads came gayly back and went at their sports again with a will,
- chattering all the time about Tom's stupendous plan and admiring the
- genius of it. After a dainty egg and fish dinner, Tom said he wanted to
- learn to smoke, now. Joe caught at the idea and said he would like to
- try, too. So Huck made pipes and filled them. These novices had never
- smoked anything before but cigars made of grapevine, and they “bit” the
- tongue, and were not considered manly anyway.
- Now they stretched themselves out on their elbows and began to puff,
- charily, and with slender confidence. The smoke had an unpleasant taste,
- and they gagged a little, but Tom said:
- “Why, it's just as easy! If I'd a knowed this was all, I'd a learnt long
- ago.”
- “So would I,” said Joe. “It's just nothing.”
- “Why, many a time I've looked at people smoking, and thought well I wish
- I could do that; but I never thought I could,” said Tom.
- “That's just the way with me, hain't it, Huck? You've heard me talk just
- that way--haven't you, Huck? I'll leave it to Huck if I haven't.”
- “Yes--heaps of times,” said Huck.
- “Well, I have too,” said Tom; “oh, hundreds of times. Once down by the
- slaughter-house. Don't you remember, Huck? Bob Tanner was there, and
- Johnny Miller, and Jeff Thatcher, when I said it. Don't you remember,
- Huck, 'bout me saying that?”
- “Yes, that's so,” said Huck. “That was the day after I lost a white
- alley. No, 'twas the day before.”
- “There--I told you so,” said Tom. “Huck recollects it.”
- “I bleeve I could smoke this pipe all day,” said Joe. “I don't feel
- sick.”
- “Neither do I,” said Tom. “I could smoke it all day. But I bet you Jeff
- Thatcher couldn't.”
- “Jeff Thatcher! Why, he'd keel over just with two draws. Just let him
- try it once. _He'd_ see!”
- “I bet he would. And Johnny Miller--I wish could see Johnny Miller tackle
- it once.”
- “Oh, don't I!” said Joe. “Why, I bet you Johnny Miller couldn't any more
- do this than nothing. Just one little snifter would fetch _him_.”
- “'Deed it would, Joe. Say--I wish the boys could see us now.”
- “So do I.”
- “Say--boys, don't say anything about it, and some time when they're
- around, I'll come up to you and say, 'Joe, got a pipe? I want a smoke.'
- And you'll say, kind of careless like, as if it warn't anything, you'll
- say, 'Yes, I got my _old_ pipe, and another one, but my tobacker ain't
- very good.' And I'll say, 'Oh, that's all right, if it's _strong_
- enough.' And then you'll out with the pipes, and we'll light up just as
- ca'm, and then just see 'em look!”
- “By jings, that'll be gay, Tom! I wish it was _now_!”
- “So do I! And when we tell 'em we learned when we was off pirating,
- won't they wish they'd been along?”
- “Oh, I reckon not! I'll just _bet_ they will!”
- So the talk ran on. But presently it began to flag a trifle, and
- grow disjointed. The silences widened; the expectoration marvellously
- increased. Every pore inside the boys' cheeks became a spouting
- fountain; they could scarcely bail out the cellars under their tongues
- fast enough to prevent an inundation; little overflowings down their
- throats occurred in spite of all they could do, and sudden retchings
- followed every time. Both boys were looking very pale and miserable,
- now. Joe's pipe dropped from his nerveless fingers. Tom's followed. Both
- fountains were going furiously and both pumps bailing with might and
- main. Joe said feebly:
- “I've lost my knife. I reckon I better go and find it.”
- Tom said, with quivering lips and halting utterance:
- “I'll help you. You go over that way and I'll hunt around by the spring.
- No, you needn't come, Huck--we can find it.”
- So Huck sat down again, and waited an hour. Then he found it lonesome,
- and went to find his comrades. They were wide apart in the woods, both
- very pale, both fast asleep. But something informed him that if they had
- had any trouble they had got rid of it.
- They were not talkative at supper that night. They had a humble look,
- and when Huck prepared his pipe after the meal and was going to prepare
- theirs, they said no, they were not feeling very well--something they ate
- at dinner had disagreed with them.
- About midnight Joe awoke, and called the boys. There was a brooding
- oppressiveness in the air that seemed to bode something. The boys
- huddled themselves together and sought the friendly companionship of
- the fire, though the dull dead heat of the breathless atmosphere was
- stifling. They sat still, intent and waiting. The solemn hush continued.
- Beyond the light of the fire everything was swallowed up in the
- blackness of darkness. Presently there came a quivering glow that
- vaguely revealed the foliage for a moment and then vanished. By and by
- another came, a little stronger. Then another. Then a faint moan came
- sighing through the branches of the forest and the boys felt a fleeting
- breath upon their cheeks, and shuddered with the fancy that the Spirit
- of the Night had gone by. There was a pause. Now a weird flash turned
- night into day and showed every little grassblade, separate and
- distinct, that grew about their feet. And it showed three white,
- startled faces, too. A deep peal of thunder went rolling and tumbling
- down the heavens and lost itself in sullen rumblings in the distance. A
- sweep of chilly air passed by, rustling all the leaves and snowing the
- flaky ashes broadcast about the fire. Another fierce glare lit up the
- forest and an instant crash followed that seemed to rend the treetops
- right over the boys' heads. They clung together in terror, in the thick
- gloom that followed. A few big raindrops fell pattering upon the leaves.
- “Quick! boys, go for the tent!” exclaimed Tom.
- They sprang away, stumbling over roots and among vines in the dark, no
- two plunging in the same direction. A furious blast roared through
- the trees, making everything sing as it went. One blinding flash after
- another came, and peal on peal of deafening thunder. And now a drenching
- rain poured down and the rising hurricane drove it in sheets along the
- ground. The boys cried out to each other, but the roaring wind and the
- booming thunderblasts drowned their voices utterly. However, one by one
- they straggled in at last and took shelter under the tent, cold, scared,
- and streaming with water; but to have company in misery seemed something
- to be grateful for. They could not talk, the old sail flapped so
- furiously, even if the other noises would have allowed them. The tempest
- rose higher and higher, and presently the sail tore loose from its
- fastenings and went winging away on the blast. The boys seized each
- others' hands and fled, with many tumblings and bruises, to the shelter
- of a great oak that stood upon the riverbank. Now the battle was at its
- highest. Under the ceaseless conflagration of lightning that flamed
- in the skies, everything below stood out in cleancut and shadowless
- distinctness: the bending trees, the billowy river, white with foam, the
- driving spray of spumeflakes, the dim outlines of the high bluffs on
- the other side, glimpsed through the drifting cloudrack and the slanting
- veil of rain. Every little while some giant tree yielded the fight
- and fell crashing through the younger growth; and the unflagging
- thunderpeals came now in ear-splitting explosive bursts, keen and sharp,
- and unspeakably appalling. The storm culminated in one matchless effort
- that seemed likely to tear the island to pieces, burn it up, drown it to
- the treetops, blow it away, and deafen every creature in it, all at one
- and the same moment. It was a wild night for homeless young heads to be
- out in.
- But at last the battle was done, and the forces retired with weaker and
- weaker threatenings and grumblings, and peace resumed her sway. The
- boys went back to camp, a good deal awed; but they found there was still
- something to be thankful for, because the great sycamore, the shelter
- of their beds, was a ruin, now, blasted by the lightnings, and they were
- not under it when the catastrophe happened.
- Everything in camp was drenched, the campfire as well; for they were but
- heedless lads, like their generation, and had made no provision against
- rain. Here was matter for dismay, for they were soaked through and
- chilled. They were eloquent in their distress; but they presently
- discovered that the fire had eaten so far up under the great log it had
- been built against (where it curved upward and separated itself from
- the ground), that a handbreadth or so of it had escaped wetting; so they
- patiently wrought until, with shreds and bark gathered from the under
- sides of sheltered logs, they coaxed the fire to burn again. Then they
- piled on great dead boughs till they had a roaring furnace, and were
- gladhearted once more. They dried their boiled ham and had a feast,
- and after that they sat by the fire and expanded and glorified their
- midnight adventure until morning, for there was not a dry spot to sleep
- on, anywhere around.
- As the sun began to steal in upon the boys, drowsiness came over
- them, and they went out on the sandbar and lay down to sleep. They got
- scorched out by and by, and drearily set about getting breakfast. After
- the meal they felt rusty, and stiff-jointed, and a little homesick once
- more. Tom saw the signs, and fell to cheering up the pirates as well as
- he could. But they cared nothing for marbles, or circus, or swimming, or
- anything. He reminded them of the imposing secret, and raised a ray of
- cheer. While it lasted, he got them interested in a new device. This was
- to knock off being pirates, for a while, and be Indians for a change.
- They were attracted by this idea; so it was not long before they were
- stripped, and striped from head to heel with black mud, like so many
- zebras--all of them chiefs, of course--and then they went tearing through
- the woods to attack an English settlement.
- By and by they separated into three hostile tribes, and darted upon each
- other from ambush with dreadful warwhoops, and killed and scalped each
- other by thousands. It was a gory day. Consequently it was an extremely
- satisfactory one.
- They assembled in camp toward suppertime, hungry and happy; but now
- a difficulty arose--hostile Indians could not break the bread of
- hospitality together without first making peace, and this was a simple
- impossibility without smoking a pipe of peace. There was no other
- process that ever they had heard of. Two of the savages almost wished
- they had remained pirates. However, there was no other way; so with such
- show of cheerfulness as they could muster they called for the pipe and
- took their whiff as it passed, in due form.
- And behold, they were glad they had gone into savagery, for they had
- gained something; they found that they could now smoke a little without
- having to go and hunt for a lost knife; they did not get sick enough to
- be seriously uncomfortable. They were not likely to fool away this high
- promise for lack of effort. No, they practised cautiously, after supper,
- with right fair success, and so they spent a jubilant evening. They were
- prouder and happier in their new acquirement than they would have been
- in the scalping and skinning of the Six Nations. We will leave them to
- smoke and chatter and brag, since we have no further use for them at
- present.
- CHAPTER XVII
- BUT there was no hilarity in the little town that same tranquil Saturday
- afternoon. The Harpers, and Aunt Polly's family, were being put into
- mourning, with great grief and many tears. An unusual quiet possessed
- the village, although it was ordinarily quiet enough, in all conscience.
- The villagers conducted their concerns with an absent air, and talked
- little; but they sighed often. The Saturday holiday seemed a burden to
- the children. They had no heart in their sports, and gradually gave them
- up.
- In the afternoon Becky Thatcher found herself moping about the deserted
- schoolhouse yard, and feeling very melancholy. But she found nothing
- there to comfort her. She soliloquized:
- “Oh, if I only had a brass andiron-knob again! But I haven't got
- anything now to remember him by.” And she choked back a little sob.
- Presently she stopped, and said to herself:
- “It was right here. Oh, if it was to do over again, I wouldn't say
- that--I wouldn't say it for the whole world. But he's gone now; I'll
- never, never, never see him any more.”
- This thought broke her down, and she wandered away, with tears rolling
- down her cheeks. Then quite a group of boys and girls--playmates of Tom's
- and Joe's--came by, and stood looking over the paling fence and talking
- in reverent tones of how Tom did so-and-so the last time they saw
- him, and how Joe said this and that small trifle (pregnant with awful
- prophecy, as they could easily see now!)--and each speaker pointed out
- the exact spot where the lost lads stood at the time, and then added
- something like “and I was a-standing just so--just as I am now, and as if
- you was him--I was as close as that--and he smiled, just this way--and then
- something seemed to go all over me, like--awful, you know--and I never
- thought what it meant, of course, but I can see now!”
- Then there was a dispute about who saw the dead boys last in life, and
- many claimed that dismal distinction, and offered evidences, more or
- less tampered with by the witness; and when it was ultimately decided
- who _did_ see the departed last, and exchanged the last words with them,
- the lucky parties took upon themselves a sort of sacred importance,
- and were gaped at and envied by all the rest. One poor chap, who had
- no other grandeur to offer, said with tolerably manifest pride in the
- remembrance:
- “Well, Tom Sawyer he licked me once.”
- But that bid for glory was a failure. Most of the boys could say that,
- and so that cheapened the distinction too much. The group loitered away,
- still recalling memories of the lost heroes, in awed voices.
- When the Sunday-school hour was finished, the next morning, the bell
- began to toll, instead of ringing in the usual way. It was a very still
- Sabbath, and the mournful sound seemed in keeping with the musing hush
- that lay upon nature. The villagers began to gather, loitering a moment
- in the vestibule to converse in whispers about the sad event. But there
- was no whispering in the house; only the funereal rustling of dresses
- as the women gathered to their seats disturbed the silence there. None
- could remember when the little church had been so full before. There
- was finally a waiting pause, an expectant dumbness, and then Aunt Polly
- entered, followed by Sid and Mary, and they by the Harper family, all in
- deep black, and the whole congregation, the old minister as well, rose
- reverently and stood until the mourners were seated in the front pew.
- There was another communing silence, broken at intervals by muffled
- sobs, and then the minister spread his hands abroad and prayed. A moving
- hymn was sung, and the text followed: “I am the Resurrection and the
- Life.”
- As the service proceeded, the clergyman drew such pictures of the
- graces, the winning ways, and the rare promise of the lost lads that
- every soul there, thinking he recognized these pictures, felt a pang
- in remembering that he had persistently blinded himself to them always
- before, and had as persistently seen only faults and flaws in the poor
- boys. The minister related many a touching incident in the lives of the
- departed, too, which illustrated their sweet, generous natures, and the
- people could easily see, now, how noble and beautiful those episodes
- were, and remembered with grief that at the time they occurred they had
- seemed rank rascalities, well deserving of the cowhide. The congregation
- became more and more moved, as the pathetic tale went on, till at last
- the whole company broke down and joined the weeping mourners in a chorus
- of anguished sobs, the preacher himself giving way to his feelings, and
- crying in the pulpit.
- There was a rustle in the gallery, which nobody noticed; a moment later
- the church door creaked; the minister raised his streaming eyes above
- his handkerchief, and stood transfixed! First one and then another pair
- of eyes followed the minister's, and then almost with one impulse the
- congregation rose and stared while the three dead boys came marching up
- the aisle, Tom in the lead, Joe next, and Huck, a ruin of drooping rags,
- sneaking sheepishly in the rear! They had been hid in the unused gallery
- listening to their own funeral sermon!
- Aunt Polly, Mary, and the Harpers threw themselves upon their restored
- ones, smothered them with kisses and poured out thanksgivings, while
- poor Huck stood abashed and uncomfortable, not knowing exactly what
- to do or where to hide from so many unwelcoming eyes. He wavered, and
- started to slink away, but Tom seized him and said:
- “Aunt Polly, it ain't fair. Somebody's got to be glad to see Huck.”
- “And so they shall. I'm glad to see him, poor motherless thing!” And
- the loving attentions Aunt Polly lavished upon him were the one thing
- capable of making him more uncomfortable than he was before.
- Suddenly the minister shouted at the top of his voice: “Praise God from
- whom all blessings flow--_sing_!--and put your hearts in it!”
- And they did. Old Hundred swelled up with a triumphant burst, and
- while it shook the rafters Tom Sawyer the Pirate looked around upon the
- envying juveniles about him and confessed in his heart that this was the
- proudest moment of his life.
- As the “sold” congregation trooped out they said they would almost be
- willing to be made ridiculous again to hear Old Hundred sung like that
- once more.
- Tom got more cuffs and kisses that day--according to Aunt Polly's varying
- moods--than he had earned before in a year; and he hardly knew which
- expressed the most gratefulness to God and affection for himself.
- CHAPTER XVIII
- THAT was Tom's great secret--the scheme to return home with his brother
- pirates and attend their own funerals. They had paddled over to the
- Missouri shore on a log, at dusk on Saturday, landing five or six miles
- below the village; they had slept in the woods at the edge of the town
- till nearly daylight, and had then crept through back lanes and alleys
- and finished their sleep in the gallery of the church among a chaos of
- invalided benches.
- At breakfast, Monday morning, Aunt Polly and Mary were very loving to
- Tom, and very attentive to his wants. There was an unusual amount of
- talk. In the course of it Aunt Polly said:
- “Well, I don't say it wasn't a fine joke, Tom, to keep everybody
- suffering 'most a week so you boys had a good time, but it is a pity you
- could be so hard-hearted as to let me suffer so. If you could come over
- on a log to go to your funeral, you could have come over and give me a
- hint some way that you warn't dead, but only run off.”
- “Yes, you could have done that, Tom,” said Mary; “and I believe you
- would if you had thought of it.”
- “Would you, Tom?” said Aunt Polly, her face lighting wistfully. “Say,
- now, would you, if you'd thought of it?”
- “I--well, I don't know. 'Twould 'a' spoiled everything.”
- “Tom, I hoped you loved me that much,” said Aunt Polly, with a grieved
- tone that discomforted the boy. “It would have been something if you'd
- cared enough to _think_ of it, even if you didn't _do_ it.”
- “Now, auntie, that ain't any harm,” pleaded Mary; “it's only Tom's giddy
- way--he is always in such a rush that he never thinks of anything.”
- “More's the pity. Sid would have thought. And Sid would have come and
- _done_ it, too. Tom, you'll look back, some day, when it's too late,
- and wish you'd cared a little more for me when it would have cost you so
- little.”
- “Now, auntie, you know I do care for you,” said Tom.
- “I'd know it better if you acted more like it.”
- “I wish now I'd thought,” said Tom, with a repentant tone; “but I dreamt
- about you, anyway. That's something, ain't it?”
- “It ain't much--a cat does that much--but it's better than nothing. What
- did you dream?”
- “Why, Wednesday night I dreamt that you was sitting over there by the
- bed, and Sid was sitting by the woodbox, and Mary next to him.”
- “Well, so we did. So we always do. I'm glad your dreams could take even
- that much trouble about us.”
- “And I dreamt that Joe Harper's mother was here.”
- “Why, she was here! Did you dream any more?”
- “Oh, lots. But it's so dim, now.”
- “Well, try to recollect--can't you?”
- “Somehow it seems to me that the wind--the wind blowed the--the--”
- “Try harder, Tom! The wind did blow something. Come!”
- Tom pressed his fingers on his forehead an anxious minute, and then
- said:
- “I've got it now! I've got it now! It blowed the candle!”
- “Mercy on us! Go on, Tom--go on!”
- “And it seems to me that you said, 'Why, I believe that that door--'”
- “Go _on_, Tom!”
- “Just let me study a moment--just a moment. Oh, yes--you said you believed
- the door was open.”
- “As I'm sitting here, I did! Didn't I, Mary! Go on!”
- “And then--and then--well I won't be certain, but it seems like as if you
- made Sid go and--and--”
- “Well? Well? What did I make him do, Tom? What did I make him do?”
- “You made him--you--Oh, you made him shut it.”
- “Well, for the land's sake! I never heard the beat of that in all my
- days! Don't tell _me_ there ain't anything in dreams, any more. Sereny
- Harper shall know of this before I'm an hour older. I'd like to see her
- get around _this_ with her rubbage 'bout superstition. Go on, Tom!”
- “Oh, it's all getting just as bright as day, now. Next you said I warn't
- _bad_, only mischeevous and harum-scarum, and not any more responsible
- than--than--I think it was a colt, or something.”
- “And so it was! Well, goodness gracious! Go on, Tom!”
- “And then you began to cry.”
- “So I did. So I did. Not the first time, neither. And then--”
- “Then Mrs. Harper she began to cry, and said Joe was just the same, and
- she wished she hadn't whipped him for taking cream when she'd throwed it
- out her own self--”
- “Tom! The sperrit was upon you! You was a prophesying--that's what you
- was doing! Land alive, go on, Tom!”
- “Then Sid he said--he said--”
- “I don't think I said anything,” said Sid.
- “Yes you did, Sid,” said Mary.
- “Shut your heads and let Tom go on! What did he say, Tom?”
- “He said--I _think_ he said he hoped I was better off where I was gone
- to, but if I'd been better sometimes--”
- “_There_, d'you hear that! It was his very words!”
- “And you shut him up sharp.”
- “I lay I did! There must 'a' been an angel there. There _was_ an angel
- there, somewheres!”
- “And Mrs. Harper told about Joe scaring her with a firecracker, and you
- told about Peter and the Pain-killer--”
- “Just as true as I live!”
- “And then there was a whole lot of talk 'bout dragging the river for us,
- and 'bout having the funeral Sunday, and then you and old Miss Harper
- hugged and cried, and she went.”
- “It happened just so! It happened just so, as sure as I'm a-sitting in
- these very tracks. Tom, you couldn't told it more like if you'd 'a' seen
- it! And then what? Go on, Tom!”
- “Then I thought you prayed for me--and I could see you and hear every
- word you said. And you went to bed, and I was so sorry that I took and
- wrote on a piece of sycamore bark, 'We ain't dead--we are only off being
- pirates,' and put it on the table by the candle; and then you looked
- so good, laying there asleep, that I thought I went and leaned over and
- kissed you on the lips.”
- “Did you, Tom, _did_ you! I just forgive you everything for that!” And
- she seized the boy in a crushing embrace that made him feel like the
- guiltiest of villains.
- “It was very kind, even though it was only a--dream,” Sid soliloquized
- just audibly.
- “Shut up, Sid! A body does just the same in a dream as he'd do if he was
- awake. Here's a big Milum apple I've been saving for you, Tom, if you
- was ever found again--now go 'long to school. I'm thankful to the good
- God and Father of us all I've got you back, that's long-suffering and
- merciful to them that believe on Him and keep His word, though goodness
- knows I'm unworthy of it, but if only the worthy ones got His blessings
- and had His hand to help them over the rough places, there's few enough
- would smile here or ever enter into His rest when the long night comes.
- Go 'long Sid, Mary, Tom--take yourselves off--you've hendered me long
- enough.”
- The children left for school, and the old lady to call on Mrs. Harper
- and vanquish her realism with Tom's marvellous dream. Sid had better
- judgment than to utter the thought that was in his mind as he left the
- house. It was this: “Pretty thin--as long a dream as that, without any
- mistakes in it!”
- What a hero Tom was become, now! He did not go skipping and prancing,
- but moved with a dignified swagger as became a pirate who felt that the
- public eye was on him. And indeed it was; he tried not to seem to see
- the looks or hear the remarks as he passed along, but they were food and
- drink to him. Smaller boys than himself flocked at his heels, as proud
- to be seen with him, and tolerated by him, as if he had been the drummer
- at the head of a procession or the elephant leading a menagerie into
- town. Boys of his own size pretended not to know he had been away at
- all; but they were consuming with envy, nevertheless. They would have
- given anything to have that swarthy sun-tanned skin of his, and his
- glittering notoriety; and Tom would not have parted with either for a
- circus.
- At school the children made so much of him and of Joe, and delivered
- such eloquent admiration from their eyes, that the two heroes were
- not long in becoming insufferably “stuck-up.” They began to tell their
- adventures to hungry listeners--but they only began; it was not a
- thing likely to have an end, with imaginations like theirs to furnish
- material. And finally, when they got out their pipes and went serenely
- puffing around, the very summit of glory was reached.
- Tom decided that he could be independent of Becky Thatcher now. Glory
- was sufficient. He would live for glory. Now that he was distinguished,
- maybe she would be wanting to “make up.” Well, let her--she should see
- that he could be as indifferent as some other people. Presently she
- arrived. Tom pretended not to see her. He moved away and joined a group
- of boys and girls and began to talk. Soon he observed that she was
- tripping gayly back and forth with flushed face and dancing eyes,
- pretending to be busy chasing schoolmates, and screaming with laughter
- when she made a capture; but he noticed that she always made her
- captures in his vicinity, and that she seemed to cast a conscious eye
- in his direction at such times, too. It gratified all the vicious vanity
- that was in him; and so, instead of winning him, it only “set him up”
- the more and made him the more diligent to avoid betraying that he
- knew she was about. Presently she gave over skylarking, and moved
- irresolutely about, sighing once or twice and glancing furtively and
- wistfully toward Tom. Then she observed that now Tom was talking more
- particularly to Amy Lawrence than to any one else. She felt a sharp pang
- and grew disturbed and uneasy at once. She tried to go away, but her
- feet were treacherous, and carried her to the group instead. She said to
- a girl almost at Tom's elbow--with sham vivacity:
- “Why, Mary Austin! you bad girl, why didn't you come to Sunday-school?”
- “I did come--didn't you see me?”
- “Why, no! Did you? Where did you sit?”
- “I was in Miss Peters' class, where I always go. I saw _you_.”
- “Did you? Why, it's funny I didn't see you. I wanted to tell you about
- the picnic.”
- “Oh, that's jolly. Who's going to give it?”
- “My ma's going to let me have one.”
- “Oh, goody; I hope she'll let _me_ come.”
- “Well, she will. The picnic's for me. She'll let anybody come that I
- want, and I want you.”
- “That's ever so nice. When is it going to be?”
- “By and by. Maybe about vacation.”
- “Oh, won't it be fun! You going to have all the girls and boys?”
- “Yes, every one that's friends to me--or wants to be”; and she glanced
- ever so furtively at Tom, but he talked right along to Amy Lawrence
- about the terrible storm on the island, and how the lightning tore the
- great sycamore tree “all to flinders” while he was “standing within
- three feet of it.”
- “Oh, may I come?” said Grace Miller.
- “Yes.”
- “And me?” said Sally Rogers.
- “Yes.”
- “And me, too?” said Susy Harper. “And Joe?”
- “Yes.”
- And so on, with clapping of joyful hands till all the group had begged
- for invitations but Tom and Amy. Then Tom turned coolly away, still
- talking, and took Amy with him. Becky's lips trembled and the tears
- came to her eyes; she hid these signs with a forced gayety and went on
- chattering, but the life had gone out of the picnic, now, and out of
- everything else; she got away as soon as she could and hid herself and
- had what her sex call “a good cry.” Then she sat moody, with wounded
- pride, till the bell rang. She roused up, now, with a vindictive cast
- in her eye, and gave her plaited tails a shake and said she knew what
- _she'd_ do.
- At recess Tom continued his flirtation with Amy with jubilant
- self-satisfaction. And he kept drifting about to find Becky and lacerate
- her with the performance. At last he spied her, but there was a sudden
- falling of his mercury. She was sitting cosily on a little bench behind
- the schoolhouse looking at a picture-book with Alfred Temple--and so
- absorbed were they, and their heads so close together over the book,
- that they did not seem to be conscious of anything in the world besides.
- Jealousy ran red-hot through Tom's veins. He began to hate himself for
- throwing away the chance Becky had offered for a reconciliation. He
- called himself a fool, and all the hard names he could think of. He
- wanted to cry with vexation. Amy chatted happily along, as they walked,
- for her heart was singing, but Tom's tongue had lost its function. He
- did not hear what Amy was saying, and whenever she paused expectantly
- he could only stammer an awkward assent, which was as often misplaced
- as otherwise. He kept drifting to the rear of the schoolhouse, again and
- again, to sear his eyeballs with the hateful spectacle there. He could
- not help it. And it maddened him to see, as he thought he saw, that
- Becky Thatcher never once suspected that he was even in the land of the
- living. But she did see, nevertheless; and she knew she was winning her
- fight, too, and was glad to see him suffer as she had suffered.
- Amy's happy prattle became intolerable. Tom hinted at things he had
- to attend to; things that must be done; and time was fleeting. But in
- vain--the girl chirped on. Tom thought, “Oh, hang her, ain't I ever going
- to get rid of her?” At last he must be attending to those things--and she
- said artlessly that she would be “around” when school let out. And he
- hastened away, hating her for it.
- “Any other boy!” Tom thought, grating his teeth. “Any boy in the whole
- town but that Saint Louis smarty that thinks he dresses so fine and is
- aristocracy! Oh, all right, I licked you the first day you ever saw this
- town, mister, and I'll lick you again! You just wait till I catch you
- out! I'll just take and--”
- And he went through the motions of thrashing an imaginary boy--pummelling
- the air, and kicking and gouging. “Oh, you do, do you? You holler
- 'nough, do you? Now, then, let that learn you!” And so the imaginary
- flogging was finished to his satisfaction.
- Tom fled home at noon. His conscience could not endure any more of Amy's
- grateful happiness, and his jealousy could bear no more of the other
- distress. Becky resumed her picture inspections with Alfred, but as the
- minutes dragged along and no Tom came to suffer, her triumph began to
- cloud and she lost interest; gravity and absentmindedness followed,
- and then melancholy; two or three times she pricked up her ear at
- a footstep, but it was a false hope; no Tom came. At last she grew
- entirely miserable and wished she hadn't carried it so far. When
- poor Alfred, seeing that he was losing her, he did not know how, kept
- exclaiming: “Oh, here's a jolly one! look at this!” she lost patience at
- last, and said, “Oh, don't bother me! I don't care for them!” and burst
- into tears, and got up and walked away.
- Alfred dropped alongside and was going to try to comfort her, but she
- said:
- “Go away and leave me alone, can't you! I hate you!”
- So the boy halted, wondering what he could have done--for she had said
- she would look at pictures all through the nooning--and she walked on,
- crying. Then Alfred went musing into the deserted schoolhouse. He was
- humiliated and angry. He easily guessed his way to the truth--the girl
- had simply made a convenience of him to vent her spite upon Tom Sawyer.
- He was far from hating Tom the less when this thought occurred to him.
- He wished there was some way to get that boy into trouble without much
- risk to himself. Tom's spelling-book fell under his eye. Here was his
- opportunity. He gratefully opened to the lesson for the afternoon and
- poured ink upon the page.
- Becky, glancing in at a window behind him at the moment, saw the act,
- and moved on, without discovering herself. She started homeward, now,
- intending to find Tom and tell him; Tom would be thankful and their
- troubles would be healed. Before she was half way home, however, she
- had changed her mind. The thought of Tom's treatment of her when she was
- talking about her picnic came scorching back and filled her with shame.
- She resolved to let him get whipped on the damaged spelling-book's
- account, and to hate him forever, into the bargain.
- CHAPTER XIX
- TOM arrived at home in a dreary mood, and the first thing his aunt said
- to him showed him that he had brought his sorrows to an unpromising
- market:
- “Tom, I've a notion to skin you alive!”
- “Auntie, what have I done?”
- “Well, you've done enough. Here I go over to Sereny Harper, like an old
- softy, expecting I'm going to make her believe all that rubbage about
- that dream, when lo and behold you she'd found out from Joe that you was
- over here and heard all the talk we had that night. Tom, I don't know
- what is to become of a boy that will act like that. It makes me feel so
- bad to think you could let me go to Sereny Harper and make such a fool
- of myself and never say a word.”
- This was a new aspect of the thing. His smartness of the morning had
- seemed to Tom a good joke before, and very ingenious. It merely looked
- mean and shabby now. He hung his head and could not think of anything to
- say for a moment. Then he said:
- “Auntie, I wish I hadn't done it--but I didn't think.”
- “Oh, child, you never think. You never think of anything but your
- own selfishness. You could think to come all the way over here from
- Jackson's Island in the night to laugh at our troubles, and you could
- think to fool me with a lie about a dream; but you couldn't ever think
- to pity us and save us from sorrow.”
- “Auntie, I know now it was mean, but I didn't mean to be mean. I didn't,
- honest. And besides, I didn't come over here to laugh at you that
- night.”
- “What did you come for, then?”
- “It was to tell you not to be uneasy about us, because we hadn't got
- drownded.”
- “Tom, Tom, I would be the thankfullest soul in this world if I could
- believe you ever had as good a thought as that, but you know you never
- did--and I know it, Tom.”
- “Indeed and 'deed I did, auntie--I wish I may never stir if I didn't.”
- “Oh, Tom, don't lie--don't do it. It only makes things a hundred times
- worse.”
- “It ain't a lie, auntie; it's the truth. I wanted to keep you from
- grieving--that was all that made me come.”
- “I'd give the whole world to believe that--it would cover up a power
- of sins, Tom. I'd 'most be glad you'd run off and acted so bad. But it
- ain't reasonable; because, why didn't you tell me, child?”
- “Why, you see, when you got to talking about the funeral, I just got all
- full of the idea of our coming and hiding in the church, and I couldn't
- somehow bear to spoil it. So I just put the bark back in my pocket and
- kept mum.”
- “What bark?”
- “The bark I had wrote on to tell you we'd gone pirating. I wish, now,
- you'd waked up when I kissed you--I do, honest.”
- The hard lines in his aunt's face relaxed and a sudden tenderness dawned
- in her eyes.
- “_Did_ you kiss me, Tom?”
- “Why, yes, I did.”
- “Are you sure you did, Tom?”
- “Why, yes, I did, auntie--certain sure.”
- “What did you kiss me for, Tom?”
- “Because I loved you so, and you laid there moaning and I was so sorry.”
- The words sounded like truth. The old lady could not hide a tremor in
- her voice when she said:
- “Kiss me again, Tom!--and be off with you to school, now, and don't
- bother me any more.”
- The moment he was gone, she ran to a closet and got out the ruin of a
- jacket which Tom had gone pirating in. Then she stopped, with it in her
- hand, and said to herself:
- “No, I don't dare. Poor boy, I reckon he's lied about it--but it's a
- blessed, blessed lie, there's such a comfort come from it. I hope
- the Lord--I _know_ the Lord will forgive him, because it was such
- good-heartedness in him to tell it. But I don't want to find out it's a
- lie. I won't look.”
- She put the jacket away, and stood by musing a minute. Twice she put out
- her hand to take the garment again, and twice she refrained. Once more
- she ventured, and this time she fortified herself with the thought:
- “It's a good lie--it's a good lie--I won't let it grieve me.” So she
- sought the jacket pocket. A moment later she was reading Tom's piece of
- bark through flowing tears and saying: “I could forgive the boy, now, if
- he'd committed a million sins!”
- CHAPTER XX
- THERE was something about Aunt Polly's manner, when she kissed Tom, that
- swept away his low spirits and made him lighthearted and happy again. He
- started to school and had the luck of coming upon Becky Thatcher at the
- head of Meadow Lane. His mood always determined his manner. Without a
- moment's hesitation he ran to her and said:
- “I acted mighty mean today, Becky, and I'm so sorry. I won't ever, ever
- do that way again, as long as ever I live--please make up, won't you?”
- The girl stopped and looked him scornfully in the face:
- “I'll thank you to keep yourself _to_ yourself, Mr. Thomas Sawyer. I'll
- never speak to you again.”
- She tossed her head and passed on. Tom was so stunned that he had not
- even presence of mind enough to say “Who cares, Miss Smarty?” until the
- right time to say it had gone by. So he said nothing. But he was in a
- fine rage, nevertheless. He moped into the schoolyard wishing she were
- a boy, and imagining how he would trounce her if she were. He presently
- encountered her and delivered a stinging remark as he passed. She hurled
- one in return, and the angry breach was complete. It seemed to Becky, in
- her hot resentment, that she could hardly wait for school to “take in,”
- she was so impatient to see Tom flogged for the injured spelling-book.
- If she had had any lingering notion of exposing Alfred Temple, Tom's
- offensive fling had driven it entirely away.
- Poor girl, she did not know how fast she was nearing trouble herself.
- The master, Mr. Dobbins, had reached middle age with an unsatisfied
- ambition. The darling of his desires was, to be a doctor, but
- poverty had decreed that he should be nothing higher than a village
- schoolmaster. Every day he took a mysterious book out of his desk and
- absorbed himself in it at times when no classes were reciting. He kept
- that book under lock and key. There was not an urchin in school but was
- perishing to have a glimpse of it, but the chance never came. Every boy
- and girl had a theory about the nature of that book; but no two theories
- were alike, and there was no way of getting at the facts in the case.
- Now, as Becky was passing by the desk, which stood near the door, she
- noticed that the key was in the lock! It was a precious moment. She
- glanced around; found herself alone, and the next instant she had the
- book in her hands. The titlepage--Professor Somebody's _Anatomy_--carried
- no information to her mind; so she began to turn the leaves. She came at
- once upon a handsomely engraved and colored frontispiece--a human figure,
- stark naked. At that moment a shadow fell on the page and Tom Sawyer
- stepped in at the door and caught a glimpse of the picture. Becky
- snatched at the book to close it, and had the hard luck to tear the
- pictured page half down the middle. She thrust the volume into the desk,
- turned the key, and burst out crying with shame and vexation.
- “Tom Sawyer, you are just as mean as you can be, to sneak up on a person
- and look at what they're looking at.”
- “How could I know you was looking at anything?”
- “You ought to be ashamed of yourself, Tom Sawyer; you know you're
- going to tell on me, and oh, what shall I do, what shall I do! I'll be
- whipped, and I never was whipped in school.”
- Then she stamped her little foot and said:
- “_Be_ so mean if you want to! I know something that's going to happen.
- You just wait and you'll see! Hateful, hateful, hateful!”--and she flung
- out of the house with a new explosion of crying.
- Tom stood still, rather flustered by this onslaught. Presently he said
- to himself:
- “What a curious kind of a fool a girl is! Never been licked in
- school! Shucks! What's a licking! That's just like a girl--they're so
- thin-skinned and chicken-hearted. Well, of course I ain't going to tell
- old Dobbins on this little fool, because there's other ways of getting
- even on her, that ain't so mean; but what of it? Old Dobbins will ask
- who it was tore his book. Nobody'll answer. Then he'll do just the way
- he always does--ask first one and then t'other, and when he comes to the
- right girl he'll know it, without any telling. Girls' faces always tell
- on them. They ain't got any backbone. She'll get licked. Well, it's a
- kind of a tight place for Becky Thatcher, because there ain't any way
- out of it.” Tom conned the thing a moment longer, and then added: “All
- right, though; she'd like to see me in just such a fix--let her sweat it
- out!”
- Tom joined the mob of skylarking scholars outside. In a few moments the
- master arrived and school “took in.” Tom did not feel a strong interest
- in his studies. Every time he stole a glance at the girls' side of the
- room Becky's face troubled him. Considering all things, he did not want
- to pity her, and yet it was all he could do to help it. He could get
- up no exultation that was really worthy the name. Presently the
- spelling-book discovery was made, and Tom's mind was entirely full
- of his own matters for a while after that. Becky roused up from her
- lethargy of distress and showed good interest in the proceedings. She
- did not expect that Tom could get out of his trouble by denying that he
- spilt the ink on the book himself; and she was right. The denial only
- seemed to make the thing worse for Tom. Becky supposed she would be glad
- of that, and she tried to believe she was glad of it, but she found she
- was not certain. When the worst came to the worst, she had an impulse
- to get up and tell on Alfred Temple, but she made an effort and forced
- herself to keep still--because, said she to herself, “he'll tell about me
- tearing the picture sure. I wouldn't say a word, not to save his life!”
- Tom took his whipping and went back to his seat not at all
- broken-hearted, for he thought it was possible that he had unknowingly
- upset the ink on the spelling-book himself, in some skylarking bout--he
- had denied it for form's sake and because it was custom, and had stuck
- to the denial from principle.
- A whole hour drifted by, the master sat nodding in his throne, the air
- was drowsy with the hum of study. By and by, Mr. Dobbins straightened
- himself up, yawned, then unlocked his desk, and reached for his book,
- but seemed undecided whether to take it out or leave it. Most of the
- pupils glanced up languidly, but there were two among them that watched
- his movements with intent eyes. Mr. Dobbins fingered his book absently
- for a while, then took it out and settled himself in his chair to read!
- Tom shot a glance at Becky. He had seen a hunted and helpless rabbit
- look as she did, with a gun levelled at its head. Instantly he forgot
- his quarrel with her. Quick--something must be done! done in a flash,
- too! But the very imminence of the emergency paralyzed his invention.
- Good!--he had an inspiration! He would run and snatch the book, spring
- through the door and fly. But his resolution shook for one little
- instant, and the chance was lost--the master opened the volume. If Tom
- only had the wasted opportunity back again! Too late. There was no help
- for Becky now, he said. The next moment the master faced the school.
- Every eye sank under his gaze. There was that in it which smote even
- the innocent with fear. There was silence while one might count ten--the
- master was gathering his wrath. Then he spoke: “Who tore this book?”
- There was not a sound. One could have heard a pin drop. The stillness
- continued; the master searched face after face for signs of guilt.
- “Benjamin Rogers, did you tear this book?”
- A denial. Another pause.
- “Joseph Harper, did you?”
- Another denial. Tom's uneasiness grew more and more intense under the
- slow torture of these proceedings. The master scanned the ranks of
- boys--considered a while, then turned to the girls:
- “Amy Lawrence?”
- A shake of the head.
- “Gracie Miller?”
- The same sign.
- “Susan Harper, did you do this?”
- Another negative. The next girl was Becky Thatcher. Tom was trembling
- from head to foot with excitement and a sense of the hopelessness of the
- situation.
- “Rebecca Thatcher” [Tom glanced at her face--it was white with
- terror]--“did you tear--no, look me in the face” [her hands rose in
- appeal]--“did you tear this book?”
- A thought shot like lightning through Tom's brain. He sprang to his feet
- and shouted--“I done it!”
- The school stared in perplexity at this incredible folly. Tom stood a
- moment, to gather his dismembered faculties; and when he stepped forward
- to go to his punishment the surprise, the gratitude, the adoration that
- shone upon him out of poor Becky's eyes seemed pay enough for a hundred
- floggings. Inspired by the splendor of his own act, he took without
- an outcry the most merciless flaying that even Mr. Dobbins had ever
- administered; and also received with indifference the added cruelty of a
- command to remain two hours after school should be dismissed--for he
- knew who would wait for him outside till his captivity was done, and not
- count the tedious time as loss, either.
- Tom went to bed that night planning vengeance against Alfred Temple; for
- with shame and repentance Becky had told him all, not forgetting her own
- treachery; but even the longing for vengeance had to give way, soon, to
- pleasanter musings, and he fell asleep at last with Becky's latest words
- lingering dreamily in his ear--
- “Tom, how _could_ you be so noble!”
- CHAPTER XXI
- VACATION was approaching. The schoolmaster, always severe, grew severer
- and more exacting than ever, for he wanted the school to make a good
- showing on “Examination” day. His rod and his ferule were seldom idle
- now--at least among the smaller pupils. Only the biggest boys, and young
- ladies of eighteen and twenty, escaped lashing. Mr. Dobbins' lashings
- were very vigorous ones, too; for although he carried, under his wig, a
- perfectly bald and shiny head, he had only reached middle age, and there
- was no sign of feebleness in his muscle. As the great day approached,
- all the tyranny that was in him came to the surface; he seemed to take a
- vindictive pleasure in punishing the least shortcomings. The consequence
- was, that the smaller boys spent their days in terror and suffering and
- their nights in plotting revenge. They threw away no opportunity to do
- the master a mischief. But he kept ahead all the time. The retribution
- that followed every vengeful success was so sweeping and majestic that
- the boys always retired from the field badly worsted. At last they
- conspired together and hit upon a plan that promised a dazzling victory.
- They swore in the signpainter's boy, told him the scheme, and asked his
- help. He had his own reasons for being delighted, for the master boarded
- in his father's family and had given the boy ample cause to hate him.
- The master's wife would go on a visit to the country in a few days, and
- there would be nothing to interfere with the plan; the master always
- prepared himself for great occasions by getting pretty well fuddled, and
- the signpainter's boy said that when the dominie had reached the proper
- condition on Examination Evening he would “manage the thing” while he
- napped in his chair; then he would have him awakened at the right time
- and hurried away to school.
- In the fulness of time the interesting occasion arrived. At eight in
- the evening the schoolhouse was brilliantly lighted, and adorned with
- wreaths and festoons of foliage and flowers. The master sat throned in
- his great chair upon a raised platform, with his blackboard behind him.
- He was looking tolerably mellow. Three rows of benches on each side and
- six rows in front of him were occupied by the dignitaries of the town
- and by the parents of the pupils. To his left, back of the rows of
- citizens, was a spacious temporary platform upon which were seated the
- scholars who were to take part in the exercises of the evening; rows of
- small boys, washed and dressed to an intolerable state of discomfort;
- rows of gawky big boys; snowbanks of girls and young ladies clad in
- lawn and muslin and conspicuously conscious of their bare arms, their
- grandmothers' ancient trinkets, their bits of pink and blue ribbon and
- the flowers in their hair. All the rest of the house was filled with
- non-participating scholars.
- The exercises began. A very little boy stood up and sheepishly recited,
- “You'd scarce expect one of my age to speak in public on the stage,”
- etc.--accompanying himself with the painfully exact and spasmodic
- gestures which a machine might have used--supposing the machine to be a
- trifle out of order. But he got through safely, though cruelly scared,
- and got a fine round of applause when he made his manufactured bow and
- retired.
- A little shamefaced girl lisped, “Mary had a little lamb,” etc.,
- performed a compassion-inspiring curtsy, got her meed of applause, and
- sat down flushed and happy.
- Tom Sawyer stepped forward with conceited confidence and soared into
- the unquenchable and indestructible “Give me liberty or give me death”
- speech, with fine fury and frantic gesticulation, and broke down in the
- middle of it. A ghastly stage-fright seized him, his legs quaked under
- him and he was like to choke. True, he had the manifest sympathy of the
- house but he had the house's silence, too, which was even worse than
- its sympathy. The master frowned, and this completed the disaster. Tom
- struggled awhile and then retired, utterly defeated. There was a weak
- attempt at applause, but it died early.
- “The Boy Stood on the Burning Deck” followed; also “The Assyrian Came
- Down,” and other declamatory gems. Then there were reading exercises,
- and a spelling fight. The meagre Latin class recited with honor. The
- prime feature of the evening was in order, now--original “compositions”
- by the young ladies. Each in her turn stepped forward to the edge of the
- platform, cleared her throat, held up her manuscript (tied with dainty
- ribbon), and proceeded to read, with labored attention to “expression”
- and punctuation. The themes were the same that had been illuminated upon
- similar occasions by their mothers before them, their grandmothers,
- and doubtless all their ancestors in the female line clear back to the
- Crusades. “Friendship” was one; “Memories of Other Days”; “Religion in
- History”; “Dream Land”; “The Advantages of Culture”; “Forms of Political
- Government Compared and Contrasted”; “Melancholy”; “Filial Love”; “Heart
- Longings,” etc., etc.
- A prevalent feature in these compositions was a nursed and petted
- melancholy; another was a wasteful and opulent gush of “fine language”;
- another was a tendency to lug in by the ears particularly prized words
- and phrases until they were worn entirely out; and a peculiarity that
- conspicuously marked and marred them was the inveterate and intolerable
- sermon that wagged its crippled tail at the end of each and every one
- of them. No matter what the subject might be, a brainracking effort was
- made to squirm it into some aspect or other that the moral and religious
- mind could contemplate with edification. The glaring insincerity of
- these sermons was not sufficient to compass the banishment of the
- fashion from the schools, and it is not sufficient today; it never will
- be sufficient while the world stands, perhaps. There is no school in
- all our land where the young ladies do not feel obliged to close their
- compositions with a sermon; and you will find that the sermon of the
- most frivolous and the least religious girl in the school is always
- the longest and the most relentlessly pious. But enough of this. Homely
- truth is unpalatable.
- Let us return to the “Examination.” The first composition that was read
- was one entitled “Is this, then, Life?” Perhaps the reader can endure an
- extract from it:
- “In the common walks of life, with what delightful emotions does the
- youthful mind look forward to some anticipated scene of festivity!
- Imagination is busy sketching rose-tinted pictures of joy. In fancy, the
- voluptuous votary of fashion sees herself amid the festive throng, 'the
- observed of all observers.' Her graceful form, arrayed in snowy robes,
- is whirling through the mazes of the joyous dance; her eye is brightest,
- her step is lightest in the gay assembly.
- “In such delicious fancies time quickly glides by, and the welcome hour
- arrives for her entrance into the Elysian world, of which she has
- had such bright dreams. How fairy-like does everything appear to her
- enchanted vision! Each new scene is more charming than the last. But
- after a while she finds that beneath this goodly exterior, all is
- vanity, the flattery which once charmed her soul, now grates harshly
- upon her ear; the ballroom has lost its charms; and with wasted health
- and imbittered heart, she turns away with the conviction that earthly
- pleasures cannot satisfy the longings of the soul!”
- And so forth and so on. There was a buzz of gratification from time to
- time during the reading, accompanied by whispered ejaculations of “How
- sweet!” “How eloquent!” “So true!” etc., and after the thing had closed
- with a peculiarly afflicting sermon the applause was enthusiastic.
- Then arose a slim, melancholy girl, whose face had the “interesting”
- paleness that comes of pills and indigestion, and read a “poem.” Two
- stanzas of it will do:
- “A MISSOURI MAIDEN'S FAREWELL TO ALABAMA
- “Alabama, goodbye! I love thee well! But yet for a while do I leave thee
- now! Sad, yes, sad thoughts of thee my heart doth swell, And burning
- recollections throng my brow! For I have wandered through thy flowery
- woods; Have roamed and read near Tallapoosa's stream; Have listened to
- Tallassee's warring floods, And wooed on Coosa's side Aurora's beam.
- “Yet shame I not to bear an o'erfull heart, Nor blush to turn behind
- my tearful eyes; 'Tis from no stranger land I now must part, 'Tis to no
- strangers left I yield these sighs. Welcome and home were mine within
- this State, Whose vales I leave--whose spires fade fast from me And cold
- must be mine eyes, and heart, and tete, When, dear Alabama! they turn
- cold on thee!” There were very few there who knew what “tete” meant, but
- the poem was very satisfactory, nevertheless.
- Next appeared a dark-complexioned, black-eyed, black-haired young lady,
- who paused an impressive moment, assumed a tragic expression, and began
- to read in a measured, solemn tone:
- “A VISION
- “Dark and tempestuous was night. Around the throne on high not a single
- star quivered; but the deep intonations of the heavy thunder constantly
- vibrated upon the ear; whilst the terrific lightning revelled in angry
- mood through the cloudy chambers of heaven, seeming to scorn the power
- exerted over its terror by the illustrious Franklin! Even the boisterous
- winds unanimously came forth from their mystic homes, and blustered
- about as if to enhance by their aid the wildness of the scene.
- “At such a time, so dark, so dreary, for human sympathy my very spirit
- sighed; but instead thereof,
- “'My dearest friend, my counsellor, my comforter and guide--My joy in
- grief, my second bliss in joy,' came to my side. She moved like one of
- those bright beings pictured in the sunny walks of fancy's Eden by
- the romantic and young, a queen of beauty unadorned save by her own
- transcendent loveliness. So soft was her step, it failed to make even a
- sound, and but for the magical thrill imparted by her genial touch,
- as other unobtrusive beauties, she would have glided away
- unperceived--unsought. A strange sadness rested upon her features, like
- icy tears upon the robe of December, as she pointed to the contending
- elements without, and bade me contemplate the two beings presented.”
- This nightmare occupied some ten pages of manuscript and wound up with a
- sermon so destructive of all hope to non-Presbyterians that it took
- the first prize. This composition was considered to be the very finest
- effort of the evening. The mayor of the village, in delivering the prize
- to the author of it, made a warm speech in which he said that it was by
- far the most “eloquent” thing he had ever listened to, and that Daniel
- Webster himself might well be proud of it.
- It may be remarked, in passing, that the number of compositions in which
- the word “beauteous” was over-fondled, and human experience referred to
- as “life's page,” was up to the usual average.
- Now the master, mellow almost to the verge of geniality, put his chair
- aside, turned his back to the audience, and began to draw a map of
- America on the blackboard, to exercise the geography class upon. But he
- made a sad business of it with his unsteady hand, and a smothered titter
- rippled over the house. He knew what the matter was, and set himself to
- right it. He sponged out lines and remade them; but he only distorted
- them more than ever, and the tittering was more pronounced. He threw his
- entire attention upon his work, now, as if determined not to be put down
- by the mirth. He felt that all eyes were fastened upon him; he imagined
- he was succeeding, and yet the tittering continued; it even manifestly
- increased. And well it might. There was a garret above, pierced with
- a scuttle over his head; and down through this scuttle came a cat,
- suspended around the haunches by a string; she had a rag tied about
- her head and jaws to keep her from mewing; as she slowly descended she
- curved upward and clawed at the string, she swung downward and clawed
- at the intangible air. The tittering rose higher and higher--the cat was
- within six inches of the absorbed teacher's head--down, down, a little
- lower, and she grabbed his wig with her desperate claws, clung to it,
- and was snatched up into the garret in an instant with her trophy still
- in her possession! And how the light did blaze abroad from the master's
- bald pate--for the signpainter's boy had _gilded_ it!
- That broke up the meeting. The boys were avenged. Vacation had come.
- NOTE:--The pretended “compositions” quoted in this chapter are taken
- without alteration from a volume entitled “Prose and Poetry, by a
- Western Lady”--but they are exactly and precisely after the schoolgirl
- pattern, and hence are much happier than any mere imitations could be.
- CHAPTER XXII
- TOM joined the new order of Cadets of Temperance, being attracted by the
- showy character of their “regalia.” He promised to abstain from smoking,
- chewing, and profanity as long as he remained a member. Now he found out
- a new thing--namely, that to promise not to do a thing is the surest way
- in the world to make a body want to go and do that very thing. Tom soon
- found himself tormented with a desire to drink and swear; the desire
- grew to be so intense that nothing but the hope of a chance to display
- himself in his red sash kept him from withdrawing from the order. Fourth
- of July was coming; but he soon gave that up--gave it up before he had
- worn his shackles over forty-eight hours--and fixed his hopes upon old
- Judge Frazer, justice of the peace, who was apparently on his deathbed
- and would have a big public funeral, since he was so high an official.
- During three days Tom was deeply concerned about the Judge's condition
- and hungry for news of it. Sometimes his hopes ran high--so high that
- he would venture to get out his regalia and practise before the
- looking-glass. But the Judge had a most discouraging way of fluctuating.
- At last he was pronounced upon the mend--and then convalescent. Tom was
- disgusted; and felt a sense of injury, too. He handed in his resignation
- at once--and that night the Judge suffered a relapse and died. Tom
- resolved that he would never trust a man like that again.
- The funeral was a fine thing. The Cadets paraded in a style calculated
- to kill the late member with envy. Tom was a free boy again,
- however--there was something in that. He could drink and swear, now--but
- found to his surprise that he did not want to. The simple fact that he
- could, took the desire away, and the charm of it.
- Tom presently wondered to find that his coveted vacation was beginning
- to hang a little heavily on his hands.
- He attempted a diary--but nothing happened during three days, and so he
- abandoned it.
- The first of all the negro minstrel shows came to town, and made a
- sensation. Tom and Joe Harper got up a band of performers and were happy
- for two days.
- Even the Glorious Fourth was in some sense a failure, for it rained
- hard, there was no procession in consequence, and the greatest man
- in the world (as Tom supposed), Mr. Benton, an actual United States
- Senator, proved an overwhelming disappointment--for he was not
- twenty-five feet high, nor even anywhere in the neighborhood of it.
- A circus came. The boys played circus for three days afterward in tents
- made of rag carpeting--admission, three pins for boys, two for girls--and
- then circusing was abandoned.
- A phrenologist and a mesmerizer came--and went again and left the village
- duller and drearier than ever.
- There were some boys-and-girls' parties, but they were so few and so
- delightful that they only made the aching voids between ache the harder.
- Becky Thatcher was gone to her Constantinople home to stay with her
- parents during vacation--so there was no bright side to life anywhere.
- The dreadful secret of the murder was a chronic misery. It was a very
- cancer for permanency and pain.
- Then came the measles.
- During two long weeks Tom lay a prisoner, dead to the world and its
- happenings. He was very ill, he was interested in nothing. When he got
- upon his feet at last and moved feebly downtown, a melancholy change had
- come over everything and every creature. There had been a “revival,” and
- everybody had “got religion,” not only the adults, but even the boys and
- girls. Tom went about, hoping against hope for the sight of one blessed
- sinful face, but disappointment crossed him everywhere. He found Joe
- Harper studying a Testament, and turned sadly away from the depressing
- spectacle. He sought Ben Rogers, and found him visiting the poor with a
- basket of tracts. He hunted up Jim Hollis, who called his attention to
- the precious blessing of his late measles as a warning. Every boy
- he encountered added another ton to his depression; and when, in
- desperation, he flew for refuge at last to the bosom of Huckleberry Finn
- and was received with a Scriptural quotation, his heart broke and he
- crept home and to bed realizing that he alone of all the town was lost,
- forever and forever.
- And that night there came on a terrific storm, with driving rain, awful
- claps of thunder and blinding sheets of lightning. He covered his head
- with the bedclothes and waited in a horror of suspense for his doom; for
- he had not the shadow of a doubt that all this hubbub was about him.
- He believed he had taxed the forbearance of the powers above to the
- extremity of endurance and that this was the result. It might have
- seemed to him a waste of pomp and ammunition to kill a bug with a
- battery of artillery, but there seemed nothing incongruous about the
- getting up such an expensive thunderstorm as this to knock the turf from
- under an insect like himself.
- By and by the tempest spent itself and died without accomplishing its
- object. The boy's first impulse was to be grateful, and reform. His
- second was to wait--for there might not be any more storms.
- The next day the doctors were back; Tom had relapsed. The three weeks he
- spent on his back this time seemed an entire age. When he got abroad
- at last he was hardly grateful that he had been spared, remembering how
- lonely was his estate, how companionless and forlorn he was. He drifted
- listlessly down the street and found Jim Hollis acting as judge in a
- juvenile court that was trying a cat for murder, in the presence of her
- victim, a bird. He found Joe Harper and Huck Finn up an alley eating a
- stolen melon. Poor lads! they--like Tom--had suffered a relapse.
- CHAPTER XXIII
- AT last the sleepy atmosphere was stirred--and vigorously: the murder
- trial came on in the court. It became the absorbing topic of village
- talk immediately. Tom could not get away from it. Every reference to
- the murder sent a shudder to his heart, for his troubled conscience
- and fears almost persuaded him that these remarks were put forth in
- his hearing as “feelers”; he did not see how he could be suspected of
- knowing anything about the murder, but still he could not be comfortable
- in the midst of this gossip. It kept him in a cold shiver all the time.
- He took Huck to a lonely place to have a talk with him. It would be some
- relief to unseal his tongue for a little while; to divide his burden of
- distress with another sufferer. Moreover, he wanted to assure himself
- that Huck had remained discreet.
- “Huck, have you ever told anybody about--that?”
- “'Bout what?”
- “You know what.”
- “Oh--'course I haven't.”
- “Never a word?”
- “Never a solitary word, so help me. What makes you ask?”
- “Well, I was afeard.”
- “Why, Tom Sawyer, we wouldn't be alive two days if that got found out.
- _You_ know that.”
- Tom felt more comfortable. After a pause:
- “Huck, they couldn't anybody get you to tell, could they?”
- “Get me to tell? Why, if I wanted that halfbreed devil to drownd me they
- could get me to tell. They ain't no different way.”
- “Well, that's all right, then. I reckon we're safe as long as we keep
- mum. But let's swear again, anyway. It's more surer.”
- “I'm agreed.”
- So they swore again with dread solemnities.
- “What is the talk around, Huck? I've heard a power of it.”
- “Talk? Well, it's just Muff Potter, Muff Potter, Muff Potter all the
- time. It keeps me in a sweat, constant, so's I want to hide som'ers.”
- “That's just the same way they go on round me. I reckon he's a goner.
- Don't you feel sorry for him, sometimes?”
- “Most always--most always. He ain't no account; but then he hain't ever
- done anything to hurt anybody. Just fishes a little, to get money to
- get drunk on--and loafs around considerable; but lord, we all do
- that--leastways most of us--preachers and such like. But he's kind of
- good--he give me half a fish, once, when there warn't enough for two; and
- lots of times he's kind of stood by me when I was out of luck.”
- “Well, he's mended kites for me, Huck, and knitted hooks on to my line.
- I wish we could get him out of there.”
- “My! we couldn't get him out, Tom. And besides, 'twouldn't do any good;
- they'd ketch him again.”
- “Yes--so they would. But I hate to hear 'em abuse him so like the dickens
- when he never done--that.”
- “I do too, Tom. Lord, I hear 'em say he's the bloodiest looking villain
- in this country, and they wonder he wasn't ever hung before.”
- “Yes, they talk like that, all the time. I've heard 'em say that if he
- was to get free they'd lynch him.”
- “And they'd do it, too.”
- The boys had a long talk, but it brought them little comfort. As the
- twilight drew on, they found themselves hanging about the neighborhood
- of the little isolated jail, perhaps with an undefined hope that
- something would happen that might clear away their difficulties. But
- nothing happened; there seemed to be no angels or fairies interested in
- this luckless captive.
- The boys did as they had often done before--went to the cell grating and
- gave Potter some tobacco and matches. He was on the ground floor and
- there were no guards.
- His gratitude for their gifts had always smote their consciences
- before--it cut deeper than ever, this time. They felt cowardly and
- treacherous to the last degree when Potter said:
- “You've been mighty good to me, boys--better'n anybody else in this town.
- And I don't forget it, I don't. Often I says to myself, says I, 'I used
- to mend all the boys' kites and things, and show 'em where the good
- fishin' places was, and befriend 'em what I could, and now they've
- all forgot old Muff when he's in trouble; but Tom don't, and Huck
- don't--_they_ don't forget him, says I, 'and I don't forget them.' Well,
- boys, I done an awful thing--drunk and crazy at the time--that's the only
- way I account for it--and now I got to swing for it, and it's right.
- Right, and _best_, too, I reckon--hope so, anyway. Well, we won't talk
- about that. I don't want to make _you_ feel bad; you've befriended me.
- But what I want to say, is, don't _you_ ever get drunk--then you won't
- ever get here. Stand a litter furder west--so--that's it; it's a prime
- comfort to see faces that's friendly when a body's in such a muck
- of trouble, and there don't none come here but yourn. Good friendly
- faces--good friendly faces. Git up on one another's backs and let me
- touch 'em. That's it. Shake hands--yourn'll come through the bars, but
- mine's too big. Little hands, and weak--but they've helped Muff Potter a
- power, and they'd help him more if they could.”
- Tom went home miserable, and his dreams that night were full of horrors.
- The next day and the day after, he hung about the courtroom, drawn by an
- almost irresistible impulse to go in, but forcing himself to stay out.
- Huck was having the same experience. They studiously avoided each other.
- Each wandered away, from time to time, but the same dismal fascination
- always brought them back presently. Tom kept his ears open when idlers
- sauntered out of the courtroom, but invariably heard distressing
- news--the toils were closing more and more relentlessly around poor
- Potter. At the end of the second day the village talk was to the effect
- that Injun Joe's evidence stood firm and unshaken, and that there was
- not the slightest question as to what the jury's verdict would be.
- Tom was out late, that night, and came to bed through the window. He
- was in a tremendous state of excitement. It was hours before he got to
- sleep. All the village flocked to the courthouse the next morning, for
- this was to be the great day. Both sexes were about equally represented
- in the packed audience. After a long wait the jury filed in and took
- their places; shortly afterward, Potter, pale and haggard, timid and
- hopeless, was brought in, with chains upon him, and seated where all
- the curious eyes could stare at him; no less conspicuous was Injun Joe,
- stolid as ever. There was another pause, and then the judge arrived and
- the sheriff proclaimed the opening of the court. The usual whisperings
- among the lawyers and gathering together of papers followed. These
- details and accompanying delays worked up an atmosphere of preparation
- that was as impressive as it was fascinating.
- Now a witness was called who testified that he found Muff Potter washing
- in the brook, at an early hour of the morning that the murder was
- discovered, and that he immediately sneaked away. After some further
- questioning, counsel for the prosecution said:
- “Take the witness.”
- The prisoner raised his eyes for a moment, but dropped them again when
- his own counsel said:
- “I have no questions to ask him.”
- The next witness proved the finding of the knife near the corpse.
- Counsel for the prosecution said:
- “Take the witness.”
- “I have no questions to ask him,” Potter's lawyer replied.
- A third witness swore he had often seen the knife in Potter's
- possession.
- “Take the witness.”
- Counsel for Potter declined to question him. The faces of the audience
- began to betray annoyance. Did this attorney mean to throw away his
- client's life without an effort?
- Several witnesses deposed concerning Potter's guilty behavior when
- brought to the scene of the murder. They were allowed to leave the stand
- without being cross-questioned.
- Every detail of the damaging circumstances that occurred in the
- graveyard upon that morning which all present remembered so well was
- brought out by credible witnesses, but none of them were cross-examined
- by Potter's lawyer. The perplexity and dissatisfaction of the house
- expressed itself in murmurs and provoked a reproof from the bench.
- Counsel for the prosecution now said:
- “By the oaths of citizens whose simple word is above suspicion, we have
- fastened this awful crime, beyond all possibility of question, upon the
- unhappy prisoner at the bar. We rest our case here.”
- A groan escaped from poor Potter, and he put his face in his hands and
- rocked his body softly to and fro, while a painful silence reigned
- in the courtroom. Many men were moved, and many women's compassion
- testified itself in tears. Counsel for the defence rose and said:
- “Your honor, in our remarks at the opening of this trial, we
- foreshadowed our purpose to prove that our client did this fearful deed
- while under the influence of a blind and irresponsible delirium produced
- by drink. We have changed our mind. We shall not offer that plea.” [Then
- to the clerk:] “Call Thomas Sawyer!”
- A puzzled amazement awoke in every face in the house, not even excepting
- Potter's. Every eye fastened itself with wondering interest upon Tom as
- he rose and took his place upon the stand. The boy looked wild enough,
- for he was badly scared. The oath was administered.
- “Thomas Sawyer, where were you on the seventeenth of June, about the
- hour of midnight?”
- Tom glanced at Injun Joe's iron face and his tongue failed him. The
- audience listened breathless, but the words refused to come. After a few
- moments, however, the boy got a little of his strength back, and managed
- to put enough of it into his voice to make part of the house hear:
- “In the graveyard!”
- “A little bit louder, please. Don't be afraid. You were--”
- “In the graveyard.”
- A contemptuous smile flitted across Injun Joe's face.
- “Were you anywhere near Horse Williams' grave?”
- “Yes, sir.”
- “Speak up--just a trifle louder. How near were you?”
- “Near as I am to you.”
- “Were you hidden, or not?”
- “I was hid.”
- “Where?”
- “Behind the elms that's on the edge of the grave.”
- Injun Joe gave a barely perceptible start.
- “Any one with you?”
- “Yes, sir. I went there with--”
- “Wait--wait a moment. Never mind mentioning your companion's name. We
- will produce him at the proper time. Did you carry anything there with
- you.”
- Tom hesitated and looked confused.
- “Speak out, my boy--don't be diffident. The truth is always respectable.
- What did you take there?”
- “Only a--a--dead cat.”
- There was a ripple of mirth, which the court checked.
- “We will produce the skeleton of that cat. Now, my boy, tell us
- everything that occurred--tell it in your own way--don't skip anything,
- and don't be afraid.”
- Tom began--hesitatingly at first, but as he warmed to his subject his
- words flowed more and more easily; in a little while every sound ceased
- but his own voice; every eye fixed itself upon him; with parted lips and
- bated breath the audience hung upon his words, taking no note of time,
- rapt in the ghastly fascinations of the tale. The strain upon pent
- emotion reached its climax when the boy said:
- “--and as the doctor fetched the board around and Muff Potter fell, Injun
- Joe jumped with the knife and--”
- Crash! Quick as lightning the halfbreed sprang for a window, tore his
- way through all opposers, and was gone!
- CHAPTER XXIV
- TOM was a glittering hero once more--the pet of the old, the envy of the
- young. His name even went into immortal print, for the village paper
- magnified him. There were some that believed he would be President, yet,
- if he escaped hanging.
- As usual, the fickle, unreasoning world took Muff Potter to its bosom
- and fondled him as lavishly as it had abused him before. But that sort
- of conduct is to the world's credit; therefore it is not well to find
- fault with it.
- Tom's days were days of splendor and exultation to him, but his nights
- were seasons of horror. Injun Joe infested all his dreams, and always
- with doom in his eye. Hardly any temptation could persuade the boy
- to stir abroad after nightfall. Poor Huck was in the same state of
- wretchedness and terror, for Tom had told the whole story to the lawyer
- the night before the great day of the trial, and Huck was sore afraid
- that his share in the business might leak out, yet, notwithstanding
- Injun Joe's flight had saved him the suffering of testifying in court.
- The poor fellow had got the attorney to promise secrecy, but what of
- that? Since Tom's harassed conscience had managed to drive him to the
- lawyer's house by night and wring a dread tale from lips that had
- been sealed with the dismalest and most formidable of oaths, Huck's
- confidence in the human race was wellnigh obliterated.
- Daily Muff Potter's gratitude made Tom glad he had spoken; but nightly
- he wished he had sealed up his tongue.
- Half the time Tom was afraid Injun Joe would never be captured; the
- other half he was afraid he would be. He felt sure he never could draw a
- safe breath again until that man was dead and he had seen the corpse.
- Rewards had been offered, the country had been scoured, but no Injun
- Joe was found. One of those omniscient and aweinspiring marvels, a
- detective, came up from St. Louis, moused around, shook his head, looked
- wise, and made that sort of astounding success which members of that
- craft usually achieve. That is to say, he “found a clew.” But you can't
- hang a “clew” for murder, and so after that detective had got through
- and gone home, Tom felt just as insecure as he was before.
- The slow days drifted on, and each left behind it a slightly lightened
- weight of apprehension.
- CHAPTER XXV
- THERE comes a time in every rightly-constructed boy's life when he has
- a raging desire to go somewhere and dig for hidden treasure. This desire
- suddenly came upon Tom one day. He sallied out to find Joe Harper,
- but failed of success. Next he sought Ben Rogers; he had gone fishing.
- Presently he stumbled upon Huck Finn the Red-Handed. Huck would
- answer. Tom took him to a private place and opened the matter to him
- confidentially. Huck was willing. Huck was always willing to take a hand
- in any enterprise that offered entertainment and required no capital,
- for he had a troublesome superabundance of that sort of time which is
- not money. “Where'll we dig?” said Huck.
- “Oh, most anywhere.”
- “Why, is it hid all around?”
- “No, indeed it ain't. It's hid in mighty particular places,
- Huck--sometimes on islands, sometimes in rotten chests under the end of
- a limb of an old dead tree, just where the shadow falls at midnight; but
- mostly under the floor in ha'nted houses.”
- “Who hides it?”
- “Why, robbers, of course--who'd you reckon? Sunday-school
- sup'rintendents?”
- “I don't know. If 'twas mine I wouldn't hide it; I'd spend it and have a
- good time.”
- “So would I. But robbers don't do that way. They always hide it and
- leave it there.”
- “Don't they come after it any more?”
- “No, they think they will, but they generally forget the marks, or else
- they die. Anyway, it lays there a long time and gets rusty; and by and
- by somebody finds an old yellow paper that tells how to find the marks--a
- paper that's got to be ciphered over about a week because it's mostly
- signs and hy'roglyphics.”
- “Hyro--which?”
- “Hy'roglyphics--pictures and things, you know, that don't seem to mean
- anything.”
- “Have you got one of them papers, Tom?”
- “No.”
- “Well then, how you going to find the marks?”
- “I don't want any marks. They always bury it under a ha'nted house or on
- an island, or under a dead tree that's got one limb sticking out. Well,
- we've tried Jackson's Island a little, and we can try it again some
- time; and there's the old ha'nted house up the Still-House branch, and
- there's lots of dead-limb trees--dead loads of 'em.”
- “Is it under all of them?”
- “How you talk! No!”
- “Then how you going to know which one to go for?”
- “Go for all of 'em!”
- “Why, Tom, it'll take all summer.”
- “Well, what of that? Suppose you find a brass pot with a hundred dollars
- in it, all rusty and gray, or rotten chest full of di'monds. How's
- that?”
- Huck's eyes glowed.
- “That's bully. Plenty bully enough for me. Just you gimme the hundred
- dollars and I don't want no di'monds.”
- “All right. But I bet you I ain't going to throw off on di'monds. Some
- of 'em's worth twenty dollars apiece--there ain't any, hardly, but's
- worth six bits or a dollar.”
- “No! Is that so?”
- “Cert'nly--anybody'll tell you so. Hain't you ever seen one, Huck?”
- “Not as I remember.”
- “Oh, kings have slathers of them.”
- “Well, I don' know no kings, Tom.”
- “I reckon you don't. But if you was to go to Europe you'd see a raft of
- 'em hopping around.”
- “Do they hop?”
- “Hop?--your granny! No!”
- “Well, what did you say they did, for?”
- “Shucks, I only meant you'd _see_ 'em--not hopping, of course--what do
- they want to hop for?--but I mean you'd just see 'em--scattered around,
- you know, in a kind of a general way. Like that old humpbacked Richard.”
- “Richard? What's his other name?”
- “He didn't have any other name. Kings don't have any but a given name.”
- “No?”
- “But they don't.”
- “Well, if they like it, Tom, all right; but I don't want to be a king
- and have only just a given name, like a nigger. But say--where you going
- to dig first?”
- “Well, I don't know. S'pose we tackle that old dead-limb tree on the
- hill t'other side of Still-House branch?”
- “I'm agreed.”
- So they got a crippled pick and a shovel, and set out on their
- three-mile tramp. They arrived hot and panting, and threw themselves
- down in the shade of a neighboring elm to rest and have a smoke.
- “I like this,” said Tom.
- “So do I.”
- “Say, Huck, if we find a treasure here, what you going to do with your
- share?”
- “Well, I'll have pie and a glass of soda every day, and I'll go to every
- circus that comes along. I bet I'll have a gay time.”
- “Well, ain't you going to save any of it?”
- “Save it? What for?”
- “Why, so as to have something to live on, by and by.”
- “Oh, that ain't any use. Pap would come back to thish-yer town some day
- and get his claws on it if I didn't hurry up, and I tell you he'd clean
- it out pretty quick. What you going to do with yourn, Tom?”
- “I'm going to buy a new drum, and a sure'nough sword, and a red necktie
- and a bull pup, and get married.”
- “Married!”
- “That's it.”
- “Tom, you--why, you ain't in your right mind.”
- “Wait--you'll see.”
- “Well, that's the foolishest thing you could do. Look at pap and my
- mother. Fight! Why, they used to fight all the time. I remember, mighty
- well.”
- “That ain't anything. The girl I'm going to marry won't fight.”
- “Tom, I reckon they're all alike. They'll all comb a body. Now you
- better think 'bout this awhile. I tell you you better. What's the name
- of the gal?”
- “It ain't a gal at all--it's a girl.”
- “It's all the same, I reckon; some says gal, some says girl--both's
- right, like enough. Anyway, what's her name, Tom?”
- “I'll tell you some time--not now.”
- “All right--that'll do. Only if you get married I'll be more lonesomer
- than ever.”
- “No you won't. You'll come and live with me. Now stir out of this and
- we'll go to digging.”
- They worked and sweated for half an hour. No result. They toiled another
- halfhour. Still no result. Huck said:
- “Do they always bury it as deep as this?”
- “Sometimes--not always. Not generally. I reckon we haven't got the right
- place.”
- So they chose a new spot and began again. The labor dragged a little,
- but still they made progress. They pegged away in silence for some time.
- Finally Huck leaned on his shovel, swabbed the beaded drops from his
- brow with his sleeve, and said:
- “Where you going to dig next, after we get this one?”
- “I reckon maybe we'll tackle the old tree that's over yonder on Cardiff
- Hill back of the widow's.”
- “I reckon that'll be a good one. But won't the widow take it away from
- us, Tom? It's on her land.”
- “_She_ take it away! Maybe she'd like to try it once. Whoever finds one
- of these hid treasures, it belongs to him. It don't make any difference
- whose land it's on.”
- That was satisfactory. The work went on. By and by Huck said:
- “Blame it, we must be in the wrong place again. What do you think?”
- “It is mighty curious, Huck. I don't understand it. Sometimes witches
- interfere. I reckon maybe that's what's the trouble now.”
- “Shucks! Witches ain't got no power in the daytime.”
- “Well, that's so. I didn't think of that. Oh, I know what the matter is!
- What a blamed lot of fools we are! You got to find out where the shadow
- of the limb falls at midnight, and that's where you dig!”
- “Then consound it, we've fooled away all this work for nothing. Now hang
- it all, we got to come back in the night. It's an awful long way. Can
- you get out?”
- “I bet I will. We've got to do it tonight, too, because if somebody sees
- these holes they'll know in a minute what's here and they'll go for it.”
- “Well, I'll come around and maow tonight.”
- “All right. Let's hide the tools in the bushes.”
- The boys were there that night, about the appointed time. They sat in
- the shadow waiting. It was a lonely place, and an hour made solemn by
- old traditions. Spirits whispered in the rustling leaves, ghosts lurked
- in the murky nooks, the deep baying of a hound floated up out of the
- distance, an owl answered with his sepulchral note. The boys were
- subdued by these solemnities, and talked little. By and by they judged
- that twelve had come; they marked where the shadow fell, and began to
- dig. Their hopes commenced to rise. Their interest grew stronger, and
- their industry kept pace with it. The hole deepened and still deepened,
- but every time their hearts jumped to hear the pick strike upon
- something, they only suffered a new disappointment. It was only a stone
- or a chunk. At last Tom said:
- “It ain't any use, Huck, we're wrong again.”
- “Well, but we _can't_ be wrong. We spotted the shadder to a dot.”
- “I know it, but then there's another thing.”
- “What's that?”.
- “Why, we only guessed at the time. Like enough it was too late or too
- early.”
- Huck dropped his shovel.
- “That's it,” said he. “That's the very trouble. We got to give this one
- up. We can't ever tell the right time, and besides this kind of thing's
- too awful, here this time of night with witches and ghosts a-fluttering
- around so. I feel as if something's behind me all the time; and I'm
- afeard to turn around, becuz maybe there's others in front a-waiting for
- a chance. I been creeping all over, ever since I got here.”
- “Well, I've been pretty much so, too, Huck. They most always put in a
- dead man when they bury a treasure under a tree, to look out for it.”
- “Lordy!”
- “Yes, they do. I've always heard that.”
- “Tom, I don't like to fool around much where there's dead people. A
- body's bound to get into trouble with 'em, sure.”
- “I don't like to stir 'em up, either. S'pose this one here was to stick
- his skull out and say something!”
- “Don't Tom! It's awful.”
- “Well, it just is. Huck, I don't feel comfortable a bit.”
- “Say, Tom, let's give this place up, and try somewheres else.”
- “All right, I reckon we better.”
- “What'll it be?”
- Tom considered awhile; and then said:
- “The ha'nted house. That's it!”
- “Blame it, I don't like ha'nted houses, Tom. Why, they're a dern sight
- worse'n dead people. Dead people might talk, maybe, but they don't come
- sliding around in a shroud, when you ain't noticing, and peep over your
- shoulder all of a sudden and grit their teeth, the way a ghost does. I
- couldn't stand such a thing as that, Tom--nobody could.”
- “Yes, but, Huck, ghosts don't travel around only at night. They won't
- hender us from digging there in the daytime.”
- “Well, that's so. But you know mighty well people don't go about that
- ha'nted house in the day nor the night.”
- “Well, that's mostly because they don't like to go where a man's been
- murdered, anyway--but nothing's ever been seen around that house except
- in the night--just some blue lights slipping by the windows--no regular
- ghosts.”
- “Well, where you see one of them blue lights flickering around, Tom,
- you can bet there's a ghost mighty close behind it. It stands to reason.
- Becuz you know that they don't anybody but ghosts use 'em.”
- “Yes, that's so. But anyway they don't come around in the daytime, so
- what's the use of our being afeard?”
- “Well, all right. We'll tackle the ha'nted house if you say so--but I
- reckon it's taking chances.”
- They had started down the hill by this time. There in the middle of the
- moonlit valley below them stood the “ha'nted” house, utterly isolated,
- its fences gone long ago, rank weeds smothering the very doorsteps, the
- chimney crumbled to ruin, the window-sashes vacant, a corner of the roof
- caved in. The boys gazed awhile, half expecting to see a blue light flit
- past a window; then talking in a low tone, as befitted the time and the
- circumstances, they struck far off to the right, to give the haunted
- house a wide berth, and took their way homeward through the woods that
- adorned the rearward side of Cardiff Hill.
- CHAPTER XVI
- ABOUT noon the next day the boys arrived at the dead tree; they had come
- for their tools. Tom was impatient to go to the haunted house; Huck was
- measurably so, also--but suddenly said:
- “Lookyhere, Tom, do you know what day it is?”
- Tom mentally ran over the days of the week, and then quickly lifted his
- eyes with a startled look in them--
- “My! I never once thought of it, Huck!”
- “Well, I didn't neither, but all at once it popped onto me that it was
- Friday.”
- “Blame it, a body can't be too careful, Huck. We might 'a' got into an
- awful scrape, tackling such a thing on a Friday.”
- “_Might_! Better say we _would_! There's some lucky days, maybe, but
- Friday ain't.”
- “Any fool knows that. I don't reckon _you_ was the first that found it
- out, Huck.”
- “Well, I never said I was, did I? And Friday ain't all, neither. I had a
- rotten bad dream last night--dreampt about rats.”
- “No! Sure sign of trouble. Did they fight?”
- “No.”
- “Well, that's good, Huck. When they don't fight it's only a sign that
- there's trouble around, you know. All we got to do is to look mighty
- sharp and keep out of it. We'll drop this thing for today, and play. Do
- you know Robin Hood, Huck?”
- “No. Who's Robin Hood?”
- “Why, he was one of the greatest men that was ever in England--and the
- best. He was a robber.”
- “Cracky, I wisht I was. Who did he rob?”
- “Only sheriffs and bishops and rich people and kings, and such like. But
- he never bothered the poor. He loved 'em. He always divided up with 'em
- perfectly square.”
- “Well, he must 'a' been a brick.”
- “I bet you he was, Huck. Oh, he was the noblest man that ever was.
- They ain't any such men now, I can tell you. He could lick any man in
- England, with one hand tied behind him; and he could take his yew bow
- and plug a ten-cent piece every time, a mile and a half.”
- “What's a _yew_ bow?”
- “I don't know. It's some kind of a bow, of course. And if he hit that
- dime only on the edge he would set down and cry--and curse. But we'll
- play Robin Hood--it's nobby fun. I'll learn you.”
- “I'm agreed.”
- So they played Robin Hood all the afternoon, now and then casting a
- yearning eye down upon the haunted house and passing a remark about the
- morrow's prospects and possibilities there. As the sun began to sink
- into the west they took their way homeward athwart the long shadows
- of the trees and soon were buried from sight in the forests of Cardiff
- Hill.
- On Saturday, shortly after noon, the boys were at the dead tree again.
- They had a smoke and a chat in the shade, and then dug a little in their
- last hole, not with great hope, but merely because Tom said there were
- so many cases where people had given up a treasure after getting down
- within six inches of it, and then somebody else had come along and
- turned it up with a single thrust of a shovel. The thing failed this
- time, however, so the boys shouldered their tools and went away feeling
- that they had not trifled with fortune, but had fulfilled all the
- requirements that belong to the business of treasure-hunting.
- When they reached the haunted house there was something so weird and
- grisly about the dead silence that reigned there under the baking sun,
- and something so depressing about the loneliness and desolation of the
- place, that they were afraid, for a moment, to venture in. Then they
- crept to the door and took a trembling peep. They saw a weedgrown,
- floorless room, unplastered, an ancient fireplace, vacant windows,
- a ruinous staircase; and here, there, and everywhere hung ragged and
- abandoned cobwebs. They presently entered, softly, with quickened
- pulses, talking in whispers, ears alert to catch the slightest sound,
- and muscles tense and ready for instant retreat.
- In a little while familiarity modified their fears and they gave the
- place a critical and interested examination, rather admiring their own
- boldness, and wondering at it, too. Next they wanted to look upstairs.
- This was something like cutting off retreat, but they got to daring
- each other, and of course there could be but one result--they threw their
- tools into a corner and made the ascent. Up there were the same signs of
- decay. In one corner they found a closet that promised mystery, but the
- promise was a fraud--there was nothing in it. Their courage was up now
- and well in hand. They were about to go down and begin work when--
- “Sh!” said Tom.
- “What is it?” whispered Huck, blanching with fright.
- “Sh!... There!... Hear it?”
- “Yes!... Oh, my! Let's run!”
- “Keep still! Don't you budge! They're coming right toward the door.”
- The boys stretched themselves upon the floor with their eyes to
- knotholes in the planking, and lay waiting, in a misery of fear.
- “They've stopped.... No--coming.... Here they are. Don't whisper another
- word, Huck. My goodness, I wish I was out of this!”
- Two men entered. Each boy said to himself: “There's the old deaf and
- dumb Spaniard that's been about town once or twice lately--never saw
- t'other man before.”
- “T'other” was a ragged, unkempt creature, with nothing very pleasant
- in his face. The Spaniard was wrapped in a serape; he had bushy white
- whiskers; long white hair flowed from under his sombrero, and he wore
- green goggles. When they came in, “t'other” was talking in a low voice;
- they sat down on the ground, facing the door, with their backs to the
- wall, and the speaker continued his remarks. His manner became less
- guarded and his words more distinct as he proceeded:
- “No,” said he, “I've thought it all over, and I don't like it. It's
- dangerous.”
- “Dangerous!” grunted the “deaf and dumb” Spaniard--to the vast surprise
- of the boys. “Milksop!”
- This voice made the boys gasp and quake. It was Injun Joe's! There was
- silence for some time. Then Joe said:
- “What's any more dangerous than that job up yonder--but nothing's come of
- it.”
- “That's different. Away up the river so, and not another house about.
- 'Twon't ever be known that we tried, anyway, long as we didn't succeed.”
- “Well, what's more dangerous than coming here in the daytime!--anybody
- would suspicion us that saw us.”
- “I know that. But there warn't any other place as handy after that fool
- of a job. I want to quit this shanty. I wanted to yesterday, only it
- warn't any use trying to stir out of here, with those infernal boys
- playing over there on the hill right in full view.”
- “Those infernal boys” quaked again under the inspiration of this remark,
- and thought how lucky it was that they had remembered it was Friday and
- concluded to wait a day. They wished in their hearts they had waited a
- year.
- The two men got out some food and made a luncheon. After a long and
- thoughtful silence, Injun Joe said:
- “Look here, lad--you go back up the river where you belong. Wait there
- till you hear from me. I'll take the chances on dropping into this town
- just once more, for a look. We'll do that 'dangerous' job after I've
- spied around a little and think things look well for it. Then for Texas!
- We'll leg it together!”
- This was satisfactory. Both men presently fell to yawning, and Injun Joe
- said:
- “I'm dead for sleep! It's your turn to watch.”
- He curled down in the weeds and soon began to snore. His comrade stirred
- him once or twice and he became quiet. Presently the watcher began to
- nod; his head drooped lower and lower, both men began to snore now.
- The boys drew a long, grateful breath. Tom whispered:
- “Now's our chance--come!”
- Huck said:
- “I can't--I'd die if they was to wake.”
- Tom urged--Huck held back. At last Tom rose slowly and softly, and
- started alone. But the first step he made wrung such a hideous creak
- from the crazy floor that he sank down almost dead with fright. He never
- made a second attempt. The boys lay there counting the dragging moments
- till it seemed to them that time must be done and eternity growing gray;
- and then they were grateful to note that at last the sun was setting.
- Now one snore ceased. Injun Joe sat up, stared around--smiled grimly upon
- his comrade, whose head was drooping upon his knees--stirred him up with
- his foot and said:
- “Here! _You're_ a watchman, ain't you! All right, though--nothing's
- happened.”
- “My! have I been asleep?”
- “Oh, partly, partly. Nearly time for us to be moving, pard. What'll we
- do with what little swag we've got left?”
- “I don't know--leave it here as we've always done, I reckon. No use to
- take it away till we start south. Six hundred and fifty in silver's
- something to carry.”
- “Well--all right--it won't matter to come here once more.”
- “No--but I'd say come in the night as we used to do--it's better.”
- “Yes: but look here; it may be a good while before I get the right
- chance at that job; accidents might happen; 'tain't in such a very good
- place; we'll just regularly bury it--and bury it deep.”
- “Good idea,” said the comrade, who walked across the room, knelt down,
- raised one of the rearward hearth-stones and took out a bag that jingled
- pleasantly. He subtracted from it twenty or thirty dollars for himself
- and as much for Injun Joe, and passed the bag to the latter, who was on
- his knees in the corner, now, digging with his bowie-knife.
- The boys forgot all their fears, all their miseries in an instant. With
- gloating eyes they watched every movement. Luck!--the splendor of it was
- beyond all imagination! Six hundred dollars was money enough to make
- half a dozen boys rich! Here was treasure-hunting under the happiest
- auspices--there would not be any bothersome uncertainty as to where to
- dig. They nudged each other every moment--eloquent nudges and easily
- understood, for they simply meant--“Oh, but ain't you glad _now_ we're
- here!”
- Joe's knife struck upon something.
- “Hello!” said he.
- “What is it?” said his comrade.
- “Half-rotten plank--no, it's a box, I believe. Here--bear a hand and we'll
- see what it's here for. Never mind, I've broke a hole.”
- He reached his hand in and drew it out--
- “Man, it's money!”
- The two men examined the handful of coins. They were gold. The boys
- above were as excited as themselves, and as delighted.
- Joe's comrade said:
- “We'll make quick work of this. There's an old rusty pick over amongst
- the weeds in the corner the other side of the fireplace--I saw it a
- minute ago.”
- He ran and brought the boys' pick and shovel. Injun Joe took the
- pick, looked it over critically, shook his head, muttered something to
- himself, and then began to use it. The box was soon unearthed. It was
- not very large; it was iron bound and had been very strong before the
- slow years had injured it. The men contemplated the treasure awhile in
- blissful silence.
- “Pard, there's thousands of dollars here,” said Injun Joe.
- “'Twas always said that Murrel's gang used to be around here one
- summer,” the stranger observed.
- “I know it,” said Injun Joe; “and this looks like it, I should say.”
- “Now you won't need to do that job.”
- The halfbreed frowned. Said he:
- “You don't know me. Least you don't know all about that thing. 'Tain't
- robbery altogether--it's _revenge_!” and a wicked light flamed in his
- eyes. “I'll need your help in it. When it's finished--then Texas. Go home
- to your Nance and your kids, and stand by till you hear from me.”
- “Well--if you say so; what'll we do with this--bury it again?”
- “Yes. [Ravishing delight overhead.] _No_! by the great Sachem, no!
- [Profound distress overhead.] I'd nearly forgot. That pick had fresh
- earth on it! [The boys were sick with terror in a moment.] What business
- has a pick and a shovel here? What business with fresh earth on
- them? Who brought them here--and where are they gone? Have you heard
- anybody?--seen anybody? What! bury it again and leave them to come and
- see the ground disturbed? Not exactly--not exactly. We'll take it to my
- den.”
- “Why, of course! Might have thought of that before. You mean Number
- One?”
- “No--Number Two--under the cross. The other place is bad--too common.”
- “All right. It's nearly dark enough to start.”
- Injun Joe got up and went about from window to window cautiously peeping
- out. Presently he said:
- “Who could have brought those tools here? Do you reckon they can be
- upstairs?”
- The boys' breath forsook them. Injun Joe put his hand on his knife,
- halted a moment, undecided, and then turned toward the stairway. The
- boys thought of the closet, but their strength was gone. The steps came
- creaking up the stairs--the intolerable distress of the situation woke
- the stricken resolution of the lads--they were about to spring for the
- closet, when there was a crash of rotten timbers and Injun Joe landed on
- the ground amid the debris of the ruined stairway. He gathered himself
- up cursing, and his comrade said:
- “Now what's the use of all that? If it's anybody, and they're up there,
- let them _stay_ there--who cares? If they want to jump down, now, and get
- into trouble, who objects? It will be dark in fifteen minutes--and then
- let them follow us if they want to. I'm willing. In my opinion, whoever
- hove those things in here caught a sight of us and took us for ghosts or
- devils or something. I'll bet they're running yet.”
- Joe grumbled awhile; then he agreed with his friend that what daylight
- was left ought to be economized in getting things ready for leaving.
- Shortly afterward they slipped out of the house in the deepening
- twilight, and moved toward the river with their precious box.
- Tom and Huck rose up, weak but vastly relieved, and stared after them
- through the chinks between the logs of the house. Follow? Not they. They
- were content to reach ground again without broken necks, and take the
- townward track over the hill. They did not talk much. They were too much
- absorbed in hating themselves--hating the ill luck that made them take
- the spade and the pick there. But for that, Injun Joe never would have
- suspected. He would have hidden the silver with the gold to wait
- there till his “revenge” was satisfied, and then he would have had the
- misfortune to find that money turn up missing. Bitter, bitter luck that
- the tools were ever brought there!
- They resolved to keep a lookout for that Spaniard when he should come to
- town spying out for chances to do his revengeful job, and follow him to
- “Number Two,” wherever that might be. Then a ghastly thought occurred to
- Tom.
- “Revenge? What if he means _us_, Huck!”
- “Oh, don't!” said Huck, nearly fainting.
- They talked it all over, and as they entered town they agreed to believe
- that he might possibly mean somebody else--at least that he might at
- least mean nobody but Tom, since only Tom had testified.
- Very, very small comfort it was to Tom to be alone in danger! Company
- would be a palpable improvement, he thought.
- CHAPTER XXVII
- THE adventure of the day mightily tormented Tom's dreams that night.
- Four times he had his hands on that rich treasure and four times
- it wasted to nothingness in his fingers as sleep forsook him and
- wakefulness brought back the hard reality of his misfortune. As he lay
- in the early morning recalling the incidents of his great adventure, he
- noticed that they seemed curiously subdued and far away--somewhat as if
- they had happened in another world, or in a time long gone by. Then it
- occurred to him that the great adventure itself must be a dream! There
- was one very strong argument in favor of this idea--namely, that the
- quantity of coin he had seen was too vast to be real. He had never seen
- as much as fifty dollars in one mass before, and he was like all boys of
- his age and station in life, in that he imagined that all references to
- “hundreds” and “thousands” were mere fanciful forms of speech, and that
- no such sums really existed in the world. He never had supposed for
- a moment that so large a sum as a hundred dollars was to be found in
- actual money in any one's possession. If his notions of hidden treasure
- had been analyzed, they would have been found to consist of a handful of
- real dimes and a bushel of vague, splendid, ungraspable dollars.
- But the incidents of his adventure grew sensibly sharper and clearer
- under the attrition of thinking them over, and so he presently found
- himself leaning to the impression that the thing might not have been a
- dream, after all. This uncertainty must be swept away. He would snatch a
- hurried breakfast and go and find Huck. Huck was sitting on the gunwale
- of a flatboat, listlessly dangling his feet in the water and looking
- very melancholy. Tom concluded to let Huck lead up to the subject. If
- he did not do it, then the adventure would be proved to have been only a
- dream.
- “Hello, Huck!”
- “Hello, yourself.”
- Silence, for a minute.
- “Tom, if we'd 'a' left the blame tools at the dead tree, we'd 'a' got
- the money. Oh, ain't it awful!”
- “'Tain't a dream, then, 'tain't a dream! Somehow I most wish it was.
- Dog'd if I don't, Huck.”
- “What ain't a dream?”
- “Oh, that thing yesterday. I been half thinking it was.”
- “Dream! If them stairs hadn't broke down you'd 'a' seen how much dream
- it was! I've had dreams enough all night--with that patch-eyed Spanish
- devil going for me all through 'em--rot him!”
- “No, not rot him. _Find_ him! Track the money!”
- “Tom, we'll never find him. A feller don't have only one chance for such
- a pile--and that one's lost. I'd feel mighty shaky if I was to see him,
- anyway.”
- “Well, so'd I; but I'd like to see him, anyway--and track him out--to his
- Number Two.”
- “Number Two--yes, that's it. I been thinking 'bout that. But I can't make
- nothing out of it. What do you reckon it is?”
- “I dono. It's too deep. Say, Huck--maybe it's the number of a house!”
- “Goody!... No, Tom, that ain't it. If it is, it ain't in this one-horse
- town. They ain't no numbers here.”
- “Well, that's so. Lemme think a minute. Here--it's the number of a
- room--in a tavern, you know!”
- “Oh, that's the trick! They ain't only two taverns. We can find out
- quick.”
- “You stay here, Huck, till I come.”
- Tom was off at once. He did not care to have Huck's company in public
- places. He was gone half an hour. He found that in the best tavern, No.
- 2 had long been occupied by a young lawyer, and was still so occupied.
- In the less ostentatious house, No. 2 was a mystery. The tavern-keeper's
- young son said it was kept locked all the time, and he never saw anybody
- go into it or come out of it except at night; he did not know any
- particular reason for this state of things; had had some little
- curiosity, but it was rather feeble; had made the most of the mystery
- by entertaining himself with the idea that that room was “ha'nted”; had
- noticed that there was a light in there the night before.
- “That's what I've found out, Huck. I reckon that's the very No. 2 we're
- after.”
- “I reckon it is, Tom. Now what you going to do?”
- “Lemme think.”
- Tom thought a long time. Then he said:
- “I'll tell you. The back door of that No. 2 is the door that comes out
- into that little close alley between the tavern and the old rattle trap
- of a brick store. Now you get hold of all the doorkeys you can find, and
- I'll nip all of auntie's, and the first dark night we'll go there and
- try 'em. And mind you, keep a lookout for Injun Joe, because he said he
- was going to drop into town and spy around once more for a chance to get
- his revenge. If you see him, you just follow him; and if he don't go to
- that No. 2, that ain't the place.”
- “Lordy, I don't want to foller him by myself!”
- “Why, it'll be night, sure. He mightn't ever see you--and if he did,
- maybe he'd never think anything.”
- “Well, if it's pretty dark I reckon I'll track him. I dono--I dono. I'll
- try.”
- “You bet I'll follow him, if it's dark, Huck. Why, he might 'a' found
- out he couldn't get his revenge, and be going right after that money.”
- “It's so, Tom, it's so. I'll foller him; I will, by jingoes!”
- “Now you're _talking_! Don't you ever weaken, Huck, and I won't.”
- CHAPTER XXVIII
- THAT night Tom and Huck were ready for their adventure. They hung about
- the neighborhood of the tavern until after nine, one watching the alley
- at a distance and the other the tavern door. Nobody entered the alley or
- left it; nobody resembling the Spaniard entered or left the tavern
- door. The night promised to be a fair one; so Tom went home with the
- understanding that if a considerable degree of darkness came on, Huck
- was to come and “maow,” whereupon he would slip out and try the keys.
- But the night remained clear, and Huck closed his watch and retired to
- bed in an empty sugar hogshead about twelve.
- Tuesday the boys had the same ill luck. Also Wednesday. But Thursday
- night promised better. Tom slipped out in good season with his aunt's
- old tin lantern, and a large towel to blindfold it with. He hid the
- lantern in Huck's sugar hogshead and the watch began. An hour before
- midnight the tavern closed up and its lights (the only ones thereabouts)
- were put out. No Spaniard had been seen. Nobody had entered or left the
- alley. Everything was auspicious. The blackness of darkness reigned,
- the perfect stillness was interrupted only by occasional mutterings of
- distant thunder.
- Tom got his lantern, lit it in the hogshead, wrapped it closely in the
- towel, and the two adventurers crept in the gloom toward the tavern.
- Huck stood sentry and Tom felt his way into the alley. Then there was
- a season of waiting anxiety that weighed upon Huck's spirits like a
- mountain. He began to wish he could see a flash from the lantern--it
- would frighten him, but it would at least tell him that Tom was alive
- yet. It seemed hours since Tom had disappeared. Surely he must have
- fainted; maybe he was dead; maybe his heart had burst under terror and
- excitement. In his uneasiness Huck found himself drawing closer
- and closer to the alley; fearing all sorts of dreadful things, and
- momentarily expecting some catastrophe to happen that would take away
- his breath. There was not much to take away, for he seemed only able to
- inhale it by thimblefuls, and his heart would soon wear itself out, the
- way it was beating. Suddenly there was a flash of light and Tom came
- tearing by him: “Run!” said he; “run, for your life!”
- He needn't have repeated it; once was enough; Huck was making thirty or
- forty miles an hour before the repetition was uttered. The boys never
- stopped till they reached the shed of a deserted slaughter-house at the
- lower end of the village. Just as they got within its shelter the storm
- burst and the rain poured down. As soon as Tom got his breath he said:
- “Huck, it was awful! I tried two of the keys, just as soft as I could;
- but they seemed to make such a power of racket that I couldn't hardly
- get my breath I was so scared. They wouldn't turn in the lock, either.
- Well, without noticing what I was doing, I took hold of the knob, and
- open comes the door! It warn't locked! I hopped in, and shook off the
- towel, and, _Great Caesar's Ghost!_”
- “What!--what'd you see, Tom?”
- “Huck, I most stepped onto Injun Joe's hand!”
- “No!”
- “Yes! He was lying there, sound asleep on the floor, with his old patch
- on his eye and his arms spread out.”
- “Lordy, what did you do? Did he wake up?”
- “No, never budged. Drunk, I reckon. I just grabbed that towel and
- started!”
- “I'd never 'a' thought of the towel, I bet!”
- “Well, I would. My aunt would make me mighty sick if I lost it.”
- “Say, Tom, did you see that box?”
- “Huck, I didn't wait to look around. I didn't see the box, I didn't see
- the cross. I didn't see anything but a bottle and a tin cup on the floor
- by Injun Joe; yes, I saw two barrels and lots more bottles in the room.
- Don't you see, now, what's the matter with that ha'nted room?”
- “How?”
- “Why, it's ha'nted with whiskey! Maybe _all_ the Temperance Taverns have
- got a ha'nted room, hey, Huck?”
- “Well, I reckon maybe that's so. Who'd 'a' thought such a thing? But
- say, Tom, now's a mighty good time to get that box, if Injun Joe's
- drunk.”
- “It is, that! You try it!”
- Huck shuddered.
- “Well, no--I reckon not.”
- “And I reckon not, Huck. Only one bottle alongside of Injun Joe ain't
- enough. If there'd been three, he'd be drunk enough and I'd do it.”
- There was a long pause for reflection, and then Tom said:
- “Lookyhere, Huck, less not try that thing any more till we know Injun
- Joe's not in there. It's too scary. Now, if we watch every night, we'll
- be dead sure to see him go out, some time or other, and then we'll
- snatch that box quicker'n lightning.”
- “Well, I'm agreed. I'll watch the whole night long, and I'll do it every
- night, too, if you'll do the other part of the job.”
- “All right, I will. All you got to do is to trot up Hooper Street a
- block and maow--and if I'm asleep, you throw some gravel at the window
- and that'll fetch me.”
- “Agreed, and good as wheat!”
- “Now, Huck, the storm's over, and I'll go home. It'll begin to be
- daylight in a couple of hours. You go back and watch that long, will
- you?”
- “I said I would, Tom, and I will. I'll ha'nt that tavern every night for
- a year! I'll sleep all day and I'll stand watch all night.”
- “That's all right. Now, where you going to sleep?”
- “In Ben Rogers' hayloft. He lets me, and so does his pap's nigger man,
- Uncle Jake. I tote water for Uncle Jake whenever he wants me to, and any
- time I ask him he gives me a little something to eat if he can spare it.
- That's a mighty good nigger, Tom. He likes me, becuz I don't ever act as
- if I was above him. Sometime I've set right down and eat _with_ him. But
- you needn't tell that. A body's got to do things when he's awful hungry
- he wouldn't want to do as a steady thing.”
- “Well, if I don't want you in the daytime, I'll let you sleep. I won't
- come bothering around. Any time you see something's up, in the night,
- just skip right around and maow.”
- CHAPTER XXIX
- THE first thing Tom heard on Friday morning was a glad piece of
- news--Judge Thatcher's family had come back to town the night before.
- Both Injun Joe and the treasure sunk into secondary importance for a
- moment, and Becky took the chief place in the boy's interest. He saw her
- and they had an exhausting good time playing “hispy” and “gully-keeper”
- with a crowd of their schoolmates. The day was completed and crowned in
- a peculiarly satisfactory way: Becky teased her mother to appoint
- the next day for the long-promised and long-delayed picnic, and she
- consented. The child's delight was boundless; and Tom's not more
- moderate. The invitations were sent out before sunset, and straightway
- the young folks of the village were thrown into a fever of preparation
- and pleasurable anticipation. Tom's excitement enabled him to keep
- awake until a pretty late hour, and he had good hopes of hearing Huck's
- “maow,” and of having his treasure to astonish Becky and the picnickers
- with, next day; but he was disappointed. No signal came that night.
- Morning came, eventually, and by ten or eleven o'clock a giddy and
- rollicking company were gathered at Judge Thatcher's, and everything was
- ready for a start. It was not the custom for elderly people to mar the
- picnics with their presence. The children were considered safe enough
- under the wings of a few young ladies of eighteen and a few young
- gentlemen of twenty-three or thereabouts. The old steam ferry-boat was
- chartered for the occasion; presently the gay throng filed up the main
- street laden with provision-baskets. Sid was sick and had to miss
- the fun; Mary remained at home to entertain him. The last thing Mrs.
- Thatcher said to Becky, was:
- “You'll not get back till late. Perhaps you'd better stay all night with
- some of the girls that live near the ferry-landing, child.”
- “Then I'll stay with Susy Harper, mamma.”
- “Very well. And mind and behave yourself and don't be any trouble.”
- Presently, as they tripped along, Tom said to Becky:
- “Say--I'll tell you what we'll do. 'Stead of going to Joe Harper's we'll
- climb right up the hill and stop at the Widow Douglas'. She'll have
- ice-cream! She has it most every day--dead loads of it. And she'll be
- awful glad to have us.”
- “Oh, that will be fun!”
- Then Becky reflected a moment and said:
- “But what will mamma say?”
- “How'll she ever know?”
- The girl turned the idea over in her mind, and said reluctantly:
- “I reckon it's wrong--but--”
- “But shucks! Your mother won't know, and so what's the harm? All she
- wants is that you'll be safe; and I bet you she'd 'a' said go there if
- she'd 'a' thought of it. I know she would!”
- The Widow Douglas' splendid hospitality was a tempting bait. It and
- Tom's persuasions presently carried the day. So it was decided to say
- nothing to anybody about the night's programme. Presently it occurred to
- Tom that maybe Huck might come this very night and give the signal. The
- thought took a deal of the spirit out of his anticipations. Still he
- could not bear to give up the fun at Widow Douglas'. And why should he
- give it up, he reasoned--the signal did not come the night before, so
- why should it be any more likely to come tonight? The sure fun of the
- evening outweighed the uncertain treasure; and, boy-like, he determined
- to yield to the stronger inclination and not allow himself to think of
- the box of money another time that day.
- Three miles below town the ferryboat stopped at the mouth of a woody
- hollow and tied up. The crowd swarmed ashore and soon the forest
- distances and craggy heights echoed far and near with shoutings and
- laughter. All the different ways of getting hot and tired were gone
- through with, and by-and-by the rovers straggled back to camp fortified
- with responsible appetites, and then the destruction of the good things
- began. After the feast there was a refreshing season of rest and chat in
- the shade of spreading oaks. By-and-by somebody shouted:
- “Who's ready for the cave?”
- Everybody was. Bundles of candles were procured, and straightway there
- was a general scamper up the hill. The mouth of the cave was up the
- hillside--an opening shaped like a letter A. Its massive oaken door stood
- unbarred. Within was a small chamber, chilly as an icehouse, and walled
- by Nature with solid limestone that was dewy with a cold sweat. It was
- romantic and mysterious to stand here in the deep gloom and look out
- upon the green valley shining in the sun. But the impressiveness of the
- situation quickly wore off, and the romping began again. The moment
- a candle was lighted there was a general rush upon the owner of it; a
- struggle and a gallant defence followed, but the candle was soon knocked
- down or blown out, and then there was a glad clamor of laughter and a
- new chase. But all things have an end. By-and-by the procession went
- filing down the steep descent of the main avenue, the flickering rank of
- lights dimly revealing the lofty walls of rock almost to their point of
- junction sixty feet overhead. This main avenue was not more than
- eight or ten feet wide. Every few steps other lofty and still narrower
- crevices branched from it on either hand--for McDougal's cave was but a
- vast labyrinth of crooked aisles that ran into each other and out again
- and led nowhere. It was said that one might wander days and nights
- together through its intricate tangle of rifts and chasms, and never
- find the end of the cave; and that he might go down, and down, and
- still down, into the earth, and it was just the same--labyrinth under
- labyrinth, and no end to any of them. No man “knew” the cave. That was
- an impossible thing. Most of the young men knew a portion of it, and it
- was not customary to venture much beyond this known portion. Tom Sawyer
- knew as much of the cave as any one.
- The procession moved along the main avenue some three-quarters of
- a mile, and then groups and couples began to slip aside into branch
- avenues, fly along the dismal corridors, and take each other by surprise
- at points where the corridors joined again. Parties were able to elude
- each other for the space of half an hour without going beyond the
- “known” ground.
- By-and-by, one group after another came straggling back to the mouth
- of the cave, panting, hilarious, smeared from head to foot with tallow
- drippings, daubed with clay, and entirely delighted with the success of
- the day. Then they were astonished to find that they had been taking
- no note of time and that night was about at hand. The clanging bell had
- been calling for half an hour. However, this sort of close to the day's
- adventures was romantic and therefore satisfactory. When the ferryboat
- with her wild freight pushed into the stream, nobody cared sixpence for
- the wasted time but the captain of the craft.
- Huck was already upon his watch when the ferryboat's lights went
- glinting past the wharf. He heard no noise on board, for the young
- people were as subdued and still as people usually are who are nearly
- tired to death. He wondered what boat it was, and why she did not
- stop at the wharf--and then he dropped her out of his mind and put his
- attention upon his business. The night was growing cloudy and dark. Ten
- o'clock came, and the noise of vehicles ceased, scattered lights began
- to wink out, all straggling foot-passengers disappeared, the village
- betook itself to its slumbers and left the small watcher alone with the
- silence and the ghosts. Eleven o'clock came, and the tavern lights were
- put out; darkness everywhere, now. Huck waited what seemed a weary long
- time, but nothing happened. His faith was weakening. Was there any use?
- Was there really any use? Why not give it up and turn in?
- A noise fell upon his ear. He was all attention in an instant. The alley
- door closed softly. He sprang to the corner of the brick store. The next
- moment two men brushed by him, and one seemed to have something under
- his arm. It must be that box! So they were going to remove the treasure.
- Why call Tom now? It would be absurd--the men would get away with the box
- and never be found again. No, he would stick to their wake and follow
- them; he would trust to the darkness for security from discovery. So
- communing with himself, Huck stepped out and glided along behind the
- men, cat-like, with bare feet, allowing them to keep just far enough
- ahead not to be invisible.
- They moved up the river street three blocks, then turned to the left up
- a crossstreet. They went straight ahead, then, until they came to the
- path that led up Cardiff Hill; this they took. They passed by the old
- Welshman's house, halfway up the hill, without hesitating, and still
- climbed upward. Good, thought Huck, they will bury it in the old quarry.
- But they never stopped at the quarry. They passed on, up the summit.
- They plunged into the narrow path between the tall sumach bushes, and
- were at once hidden in the gloom. Huck closed up and shortened his
- distance, now, for they would never be able to see him. He trotted along
- awhile; then slackened his pace, fearing he was gaining too fast; moved
- on a piece, then stopped altogether; listened; no sound; none, save that
- he seemed to hear the beating of his own heart. The hooting of an
- owl came over the hill--ominous sound! But no footsteps. Heavens, was
- everything lost! He was about to spring with winged feet, when a man
- cleared his throat not four feet from him! Huck's heart shot into his
- throat, but he swallowed it again; and then he stood there shaking as
- if a dozen agues had taken charge of him at once, and so weak that he
- thought he must surely fall to the ground. He knew where he was. He
- knew he was within five steps of the stile leading into Widow Douglas'
- grounds. Very well, he thought, let them bury it there; it won't be hard
- to find.
- Now there was a voice--a very low voice--Injun Joe's:
- “Damn her, maybe she's got company--there's lights, late as it is.”
- “I can't see any.”
- This was that stranger's voice--the stranger of the haunted house. A
- deadly chill went to Huck's heart--this, then, was the “revenge” job! His
- thought was, to fly. Then he remembered that the Widow Douglas had been
- kind to him more than once, and maybe these men were going to murder
- her. He wished he dared venture to warn her; but he knew he didn't
- dare--they might come and catch him. He thought all this and more in
- the moment that elapsed between the stranger's remark and Injun Joe's
- next--which was--
- “Because the bush is in your way. Now--this way--now you see, don't you?”
- “Yes. Well, there _is_ company there, I reckon. Better give it up.”
- “Give it up, and I just leaving this country forever! Give it up and
- maybe never have another chance. I tell you again, as I've told you
- before, I don't care for her swag--you may have it. But her husband was
- rough on me--many times he was rough on me--and mainly he was the justice
- of the peace that jugged me for a vagrant. And that ain't all. It ain't
- a millionth part of it! He had me _horsewhipped_!--horsewhipped in
- front of the jail, like a nigger!--with all the town looking on!
- _Horsewhipped_!--do you understand? He took advantage of me and died. But
- I'll take it out of _her_.”
- “Oh, don't kill her! Don't do that!”
- “Kill? Who said anything about killing? I would kill _him_ if he was
- here; but not her. When you want to get revenge on a woman you don't
- kill her--bosh! you go for her looks. You slit her nostrils--you notch her
- ears like a sow!”
- “By God, that's--”
- “Keep your opinion to yourself! It will be safest for you. I'll tie her
- to the bed. If she bleeds to death, is that my fault? I'll not cry, if
- she does. My friend, you'll help me in this thing--for _my_ sake--that's
- why you're here--I mightn't be able alone. If you flinch, I'll kill you.
- Do you understand that? And if I have to kill you, I'll kill her--and
- then I reckon nobody'll ever know much about who done this business.”
- “Well, if it's got to be done, let's get at it. The quicker the
- better--I'm all in a shiver.”
- “Do it _now_? And company there? Look here--I'll get suspicious of you,
- first thing you know. No--we'll wait till the lights are out--there's no
- hurry.”
- Huck felt that a silence was going to ensue--a thing still more awful
- than any amount of murderous talk; so he held his breath and stepped
- gingerly back; planted his foot carefully and firmly, after balancing,
- one-legged, in a precarious way and almost toppling over, first on one
- side and then on the other. He took another step back, with the same
- elaboration and the same risks; then another and another, and--a twig
- snapped under his foot! His breath stopped and he listened. There was no
- sound--the stillness was perfect. His gratitude was measureless. Now he
- turned in his tracks, between the walls of sumach bushes--turned
- himself as carefully as if he were a ship--and then stepped quickly but
- cautiously along. When he emerged at the quarry he felt secure, and
- so he picked up his nimble heels and flew. Down, down he sped, till he
- reached the Welshman's. He banged at the door, and presently the heads
- of the old man and his two stalwart sons were thrust from windows.
- “What's the row there? Who's banging? What do you want?”
- “Let me in--quick! I'll tell everything.”
- “Why, who are you?”
- “Huckleberry Finn--quick, let me in!”
- “Huckleberry Finn, indeed! It ain't a name to open many doors, I judge!
- But let him in, lads, and let's see what's the trouble.”
- “Please don't ever tell I told you,” were Huck's first words when he got
- in. “Please don't--I'd be killed, sure--but the widow's been good friends
- to me sometimes, and I want to tell--I _will_ tell if you'll promise you
- won't ever say it was me.”
- “By George, he _has_ got something to tell, or he wouldn't act so!”
- exclaimed the old man; “out with it and nobody here'll ever tell, lad.”
- Three minutes later the old man and his sons, well armed, were up the
- hill, and just entering the sumach path on tiptoe, their weapons in
- their hands. Huck accompanied them no further. He hid behind a great
- bowlder and fell to listening. There was a lagging, anxious silence, and
- then all of a sudden there was an explosion of firearms and a cry.
- Huck waited for no particulars. He sprang away and sped down the hill as
- fast as his legs could carry him.
- CHAPTER XXX
- AS the earliest suspicion of dawn appeared on Sunday morning, Huck came
- groping up the hill and rapped gently at the old Welshman's door. The
- inmates were asleep, but it was a sleep that was set on a hair-trigger,
- on account of the exciting episode of the night. A call came from a
- window:
- “Who's there!”
- Huck's scared voice answered in a low tone:
- “Please let me in! It's only Huck Finn!”
- “It's a name that can open this door night or day, lad!--and welcome!”
- These were strange words to the vagabond boy's ears, and the pleasantest
- he had ever heard. He could not recollect that the closing word had ever
- been applied in his case before. The door was quickly unlocked, and he
- entered. Huck was given a seat and the old man and his brace of tall
- sons speedily dressed themselves.
- “Now, my boy, I hope you're good and hungry, because breakfast will be
- ready as soon as the sun's up, and we'll have a piping hot one, too--make
- yourself easy about that! I and the boys hoped you'd turn up and stop
- here last night.”
- “I was awful scared,” said Huck, “and I run. I took out when the pistols
- went off, and I didn't stop for three mile. I've come now becuz I wanted
- to know about it, you know; and I come before daylight becuz I didn't
- want to run across them devils, even if they was dead.”
- “Well, poor chap, you do look as if you'd had a hard night of it--but
- there's a bed here for you when you've had your breakfast. No, they
- ain't dead, lad--we are sorry enough for that. You see we knew right
- where to put our hands on them, by your description; so we crept along
- on tiptoe till we got within fifteen feet of them--dark as a cellar that
- sumach path was--and just then I found I was going to sneeze. It was the
- meanest kind of luck! I tried to keep it back, but no use--'twas bound to
- come, and it did come! I was in the lead with my pistol raised, and when
- the sneeze started those scoundrels a-rustling to get out of the path,
- I sung out, 'Fire boys!' and blazed away at the place where the rustling
- was. So did the boys. But they were off in a jiffy, those villains, and
- we after them, down through the woods. I judge we never touched them.
- They fired a shot apiece as they started, but their bullets whizzed by
- and didn't do us any harm. As soon as we lost the sound of their feet
- we quit chasing, and went down and stirred up the constables. They got a
- posse together, and went off to guard the river bank, and as soon as it
- is light the sheriff and a gang are going to beat up the woods. My boys
- will be with them presently. I wish we had some sort of description of
- those rascals--'twould help a good deal. But you couldn't see what they
- were like, in the dark, lad, I suppose?”
- “Oh yes; I saw them downtown and follered them.”
- “Splendid! Describe them--describe them, my boy!”
- “One's the old deaf and dumb Spaniard that's ben around here once or
- twice, and t'other's a mean-looking, ragged--”
- “That's enough, lad, we know the men! Happened on them in the woods back
- of the widow's one day, and they slunk away. Off with you, boys, and
- tell the sheriff--get your breakfast tomorrow morning!”
- The Welshman's sons departed at once. As they were leaving the room Huck
- sprang up and exclaimed:
- “Oh, please don't tell _any_body it was me that blowed on them! Oh,
- please!”
- “All right if you say it, Huck, but you ought to have the credit of what
- you did.”
- “Oh no, no! Please don't tell!”
- When the young men were gone, the old Welshman said:
- “They won't tell--and I won't. But why don't you want it known?”
- Huck would not explain, further than to say that he already knew too
- much about one of those men and would not have the man know that he knew
- anything against him for the whole world--he would be killed for knowing
- it, sure.
- The old man promised secrecy once more, and said:
- “How did you come to follow these fellows, lad? Were they looking
- suspicious?”
- Huck was silent while he framed a duly cautious reply. Then he said:
- “Well, you see, I'm a kind of a hard lot,--least everybody says so, and
- I don't see nothing agin it--and sometimes I can't sleep much, on account
- of thinking about it and sort of trying to strike out a new way of
- doing. That was the way of it last night. I couldn't sleep, and so I
- come along upstreet 'bout midnight, a-turning it all over, and when I
- got to that old shackly brick store by the Temperance Tavern, I backed
- up agin the wall to have another think. Well, just then along comes
- these two chaps slipping along close by me, with something under their
- arm, and I reckoned they'd stole it. One was a-smoking, and t'other one
- wanted a light; so they stopped right before me and the cigars lit up
- their faces and I see that the big one was the deaf and dumb Spaniard,
- by his white whiskers and the patch on his eye, and t'other one was a
- rusty, ragged-looking devil.”
- “Could you see the rags by the light of the cigars?”
- This staggered Huck for a moment. Then he said:
- “Well, I don't know--but somehow it seems as if I did.”
- “Then they went on, and you--”
- “Follered 'em--yes. That was it. I wanted to see what was up--they sneaked
- along so. I dogged 'em to the widder's stile, and stood in the dark and
- heard the ragged one beg for the widder, and the Spaniard swear he'd
- spile her looks just as I told you and your two--”
- “What! The _deaf and dumb_ man said all that!”
- Huck had made another terrible mistake! He was trying his best to keep
- the old man from getting the faintest hint of who the Spaniard might be,
- and yet his tongue seemed determined to get him into trouble in spite of
- all he could do. He made several efforts to creep out of his scrape,
- but the old man's eye was upon him and he made blunder after blunder.
- Presently the Welshman said:
- “My boy, don't be afraid of me. I wouldn't hurt a hair of your head for
- all the world. No--I'd protect you--I'd protect you. This Spaniard is
- not deaf and dumb; you've let that slip without intending it; you can't
- cover that up now. You know something about that Spaniard that you want
- to keep dark. Now trust me--tell me what it is, and trust me--I won't
- betray you.”
- Huck looked into the old man's honest eyes a moment, then bent over and
- whispered in his ear:
- “'Tain't a Spaniard--it's Injun Joe!”
- The Welshman almost jumped out of his chair. In a moment he said:
- “It's all plain enough, now. When you talked about notching ears and
- slitting noses I judged that that was your own embellishment, because
- white men don't take that sort of revenge. But an Injun! That's a
- different matter altogether.”
- During breakfast the talk went on, and in the course of it the old man
- said that the last thing which he and his sons had done, before going
- to bed, was to get a lantern and examine the stile and its vicinity for
- marks of blood. They found none, but captured a bulky bundle of--
- “Of _what_?”
- If the words had been lightning they could not have leaped with a more
- stunning suddenness from Huck's blanched lips. His eyes were staring
- wide, now, and his breath suspended--waiting for the answer. The Welshman
- started--stared in return--three seconds--five seconds--ten--then replied:
- “Of burglar's tools. Why, what's the _matter_ with you?”
- Huck sank back, panting gently, but deeply, unutterably grateful. The
- Welshman eyed him gravely, curiously--and presently said:
- “Yes, burglar's tools. That appears to relieve you a good deal. But what
- did give you that turn? What were _you_ expecting we'd found?”
- Huck was in a close place--the inquiring eye was upon him--he would have
- given anything for material for a plausible answer--nothing suggested
- itself--the inquiring eye was boring deeper and deeper--a senseless
- reply offered--there was no time to weigh it, so at a venture he uttered
- it--feebly:
- “Sunday-school books, maybe.”
- Poor Huck was too distressed to smile, but the old man laughed loud and
- joyously, shook up the details of his anatomy from head to foot, and
- ended by saying that such a laugh was money in a-man's pocket, because
- it cut down the doctor's bill like everything. Then he added:
- “Poor old chap, you're white and jaded--you ain't well a bit--no wonder
- you're a little flighty and off your balance. But you'll come out of it.
- Rest and sleep will fetch you out all right, I hope.”
- Huck was irritated to think he had been such a goose and betrayed such
- a suspicious excitement, for he had dropped the idea that the parcel
- brought from the tavern was the treasure, as soon as he had heard the
- talk at the widow's stile. He had only thought it was not the treasure,
- however--he had not known that it wasn't--and so the suggestion of a
- captured bundle was too much for his self-possession. But on the whole
- he felt glad the little episode had happened, for now he knew beyond all
- question that that bundle was not _the_ bundle, and so his mind was
- at rest and exceedingly comfortable. In fact, everything seemed to be
- drifting just in the right direction, now; the treasure must be still
- in No. 2, the men would be captured and jailed that day, and he and
- Tom could seize the gold that night without any trouble or any fear of
- interruption.
- Just as breakfast was completed there was a knock at the door. Huck
- jumped for a hiding-place, for he had no mind to be connected even
- remotely with the late event. The Welshman admitted several ladies and
- gentlemen, among them the Widow Douglas, and noticed that groups of
- citizens were climbing up the hill--to stare at the stile. So the news
- had spread. The Welshman had to tell the story of the night to the
- visitors. The widow's gratitude for her preservation was outspoken.
- “Don't say a word about it, madam. There's another that you're more
- beholden to than you are to me and my boys, maybe, but he don't allow me
- to tell his name. We wouldn't have been there but for him.”
- Of course this excited a curiosity so vast that it almost belittled the
- main matter--but the Welshman allowed it to eat into the vitals of his
- visitors, and through them be transmitted to the whole town, for he
- refused to part with his secret. When all else had been learned, the
- widow said:
- “I went to sleep reading in bed and slept straight through all that
- noise. Why didn't you come and wake me?”
- “We judged it warn't worth while. Those fellows warn't likely to come
- again--they hadn't any tools left to work with, and what was the use of
- waking you up and scaring you to death? My three negro men stood guard
- at your house all the rest of the night. They've just come back.”
- More visitors came, and the story had to be told and retold for a couple
- of hours more.
- There was no Sabbath-school during day-school vacation, but everybody
- was early at church. The stirring event was well canvassed. News came
- that not a sign of the two villains had been yet discovered. When the
- sermon was finished, Judge Thatcher's wife dropped alongside of Mrs.
- Harper as she moved down the aisle with the crowd and said:
- “Is my Becky going to sleep all day? I just expected she would be tired
- to death.”
- “Your Becky?”
- “Yes,” with a startled look--“didn't she stay with you last night?”
- “Why, no.”
- Mrs. Thatcher turned pale, and sank into a pew, just as Aunt Polly,
- talking briskly with a friend, passed by. Aunt Polly said:
- “Goodmorning, Mrs. Thatcher. Goodmorning, Mrs. Harper. I've got a boy
- that's turned up missing. I reckon my Tom stayed at your house last
- night--one of you. And now he's afraid to come to church. I've got to
- settle with him.”
- Mrs. Thatcher shook her head feebly and turned paler than ever.
- “He didn't stay with us,” said Mrs. Harper, beginning to look uneasy. A
- marked anxiety came into Aunt Polly's face.
- “Joe Harper, have you seen my Tom this morning?”
- “No'm.”
- “When did you see him last?”
- Joe tried to remember, but was not sure he could say. The people had
- stopped moving out of church. Whispers passed along, and a boding
- uneasiness took possession of every countenance. Children were anxiously
- questioned, and young teachers. They all said they had not noticed
- whether Tom and Becky were on board the ferryboat on the homeward trip;
- it was dark; no one thought of inquiring if any one was missing. One
- young man finally blurted out his fear that they were still in the cave!
- Mrs. Thatcher swooned away. Aunt Polly fell to crying and wringing her
- hands.
- The alarm swept from lip to lip, from group to group, from street to
- street, and within five minutes the bells were wildly clanging and
- the whole town was up! The Cardiff Hill episode sank into instant
- insignificance, the burglars were forgotten, horses were saddled, skiffs
- were manned, the ferryboat ordered out, and before the horror was half
- an hour old, two hundred men were pouring down highroad and river toward
- the cave.
- All the long afternoon the village seemed empty and dead. Many women
- visited Aunt Polly and Mrs. Thatcher and tried to comfort them. They
- cried with them, too, and that was still better than words. All the
- tedious night the town waited for news; but when the morning dawned at
- last, all the word that came was, “Send more candles--and send food.”
- Mrs. Thatcher was almost crazed; and Aunt Polly, also. Judge Thatcher
- sent messages of hope and encouragement from the cave, but they conveyed
- no real cheer.
- The old Welshman came home toward daylight, spattered with
- candle-grease, smeared with clay, and almost worn out. He found Huck
- still in the bed that had been provided for him, and delirious with
- fever. The physicians were all at the cave, so the Widow Douglas came
- and took charge of the patient. She said she would do her best by him,
- because, whether he was good, bad, or indifferent, he was the Lord's,
- and nothing that was the Lord's was a thing to be neglected. The
- Welshman said Huck had good spots in him, and the widow said:
- “You can depend on it. That's the Lord's mark. He don't leave it off.
- He never does. Puts it somewhere on every creature that comes from his
- hands.”
- Early in the forenoon parties of jaded men began to straggle into the
- village, but the strongest of the citizens continued searching. All the
- news that could be gained was that remotenesses of the cavern were being
- ransacked that had never been visited before; that every corner and
- crevice was going to be thoroughly searched; that wherever one wandered
- through the maze of passages, lights were to be seen flitting hither
- and thither in the distance, and shoutings and pistol-shots sent their
- hollow reverberations to the ear down the sombre aisles. In one place,
- far from the section usually traversed by tourists, the names “BECKY &
- TOM” had been found traced upon the rocky wall with candle-smoke, and
- near at hand a grease-soiled bit of ribbon. Mrs. Thatcher recognized the
- ribbon and cried over it. She said it was the last relic she should ever
- have of her child; and that no other memorial of her could ever be so
- precious, because this one parted latest from the living body before the
- awful death came. Some said that now and then, in the cave, a far-away
- speck of light would glimmer, and then a glorious shout would burst
- forth and a score of men go trooping down the echoing aisle--and then a
- sickening disappointment always followed; the children were not there;
- it was only a searcher's light.
- Three dreadful days and nights dragged their tedious hours along, and
- the village sank into a hopeless stupor. No one had heart for anything.
- The accidental discovery, just made, that the proprietor of the
- Temperance Tavern kept liquor on his premises, scarcely fluttered the
- public pulse, tremendous as the fact was. In a lucid interval, Huck
- feebly led up to the subject of taverns, and finally asked--dimly
- dreading the worst--if anything had been discovered at the Temperance
- Tavern since he had been ill.
- “Yes,” said the widow.
- Huck started up in bed, wildeyed:
- “What? What was it?”
- “Liquor!--and the place has been shut up. Lie down, child--what a turn you
- did give me!”
- “Only tell me just one thing--only just one--please! Was it Tom Sawyer
- that found it?”
- The widow burst into tears. “Hush, hush, child, hush! I've told you
- before, you must _not_ talk. You are very, very sick!”
- Then nothing but liquor had been found; there would have been a great
- powwow if it had been the gold. So the treasure was gone forever--gone
- forever! But what could she be crying about? Curious that she should
- cry.
- These thoughts worked their dim way through Huck's mind, and under the
- weariness they gave him he fell asleep. The widow said to herself:
- “There--he's asleep, poor wreck. Tom Sawyer find it! Pity but somebody
- could find Tom Sawyer! Ah, there ain't many left, now, that's got hope
- enough, or strength enough, either, to go on searching.”
- CHAPTER XXXI
- NOW to return to Tom and Becky's share in the picnic. They tripped along
- the murky aisles with the rest of the company, visiting the familiar
- wonders of the cave--wonders dubbed with rather over-descriptive names,
- such as “The Drawing-Room,” “The Cathedral,” “Aladdin's Palace,” and
- so on. Presently the hide-and-seek frolicking began, and Tom and Becky
- engaged in it with zeal until the exertion began to grow a trifle
- wearisome; then they wandered down a sinuous avenue holding their
- candles aloft and reading the tangled webwork of names, dates,
- postoffice addresses, and mottoes with which the rocky walls had been
- frescoed (in candle-smoke). Still drifting along and talking, they
- scarcely noticed that they were now in a part of the cave whose walls
- were not frescoed. They smoked their own names under an overhanging
- shelf and moved on. Presently they came to a place where a little stream
- of water, trickling over a ledge and carrying a limestone sediment with
- it, had, in the slow-dragging ages, formed a laced and ruffled Niagara
- in gleaming and imperishable stone. Tom squeezed his small body behind
- it in order to illuminate it for Becky's gratification. He found that
- it curtained a sort of steep natural stairway which was enclosed between
- narrow walls, and at once the ambition to be a discoverer seized him.
- Becky responded to his call, and they made a smoke-mark for future
- guidance, and started upon their quest. They wound this way and that,
- far down into the secret depths of the cave, made another mark, and
- branched off in search of novelties to tell the upper world about. In
- one place they found a spacious cavern, from whose ceiling depended a
- multitude of shining stalactites of the length and circumference of
- a man's leg; they walked all about it, wondering and admiring, and
- presently left it by one of the numerous passages that opened into
- it. This shortly brought them to a bewitching spring, whose basin was
- incrusted with a frostwork of glittering crystals; it was in the midst
- of a cavern whose walls were supported by many fantastic pillars which
- had been formed by the joining of great stalactites and stalagmites
- together, the result of the ceaseless water-drip of centuries. Under the
- roof vast knots of bats had packed themselves together, thousands in a
- bunch; the lights disturbed the creatures and they came flocking down by
- hundreds, squeaking and darting furiously at the candles. Tom knew their
- ways and the danger of this sort of conduct. He seized Becky's hand and
- hurried her into the first corridor that offered; and none too soon, for
- a bat struck Becky's light out with its wing while she was passing out
- of the cavern. The bats chased the children a good distance; but the
- fugitives plunged into every new passage that offered, and at last got
- rid of the perilous things. Tom found a subterranean lake, shortly,
- which stretched its dim length away until its shape was lost in the
- shadows. He wanted to explore its borders, but concluded that it would
- be best to sit down and rest awhile, first. Now, for the first time, the
- deep stillness of the place laid a clammy hand upon the spirits of the
- children. Becky said:
- “Why, I didn't notice, but it seems ever so long since I heard any of
- the others.”
- “Come to think, Becky, we are away down below them--and I don't know how
- far away north, or south, or east, or whichever it is. We couldn't hear
- them here.”
- Becky grew apprehensive.
- “I wonder how long we've been down here, Tom? We better start back.”
- “Yes, I reckon we better. P'raps we better.”
- “Can you find the way, Tom? It's all a mixed-up crookedness to me.”
- “I reckon I could find it--but then the bats. If they put our candles
- out it will be an awful fix. Let's try some other way, so as not to go
- through there.”
- “Well. But I hope we won't get lost. It would be so awful!” and the girl
- shuddered at the thought of the dreadful possibilities.
- They started through a corridor, and traversed it in silence a long
- way, glancing at each new opening, to see if there was anything familiar
- about the look of it; but they were all strange. Every time Tom made an
- examination, Becky would watch his face for an encouraging sign, and he
- would say cheerily:
- “Oh, it's all right. This ain't the one, but we'll come to it right
- away!”
- But he felt less and less hopeful with each failure, and presently began
- to turn off into diverging avenues at sheer random, in desperate hope of
- finding the one that was wanted. He still said it was “all right,” but
- there was such a leaden dread at his heart that the words had lost their
- ring and sounded just as if he had said, “All is lost!” Becky clung to
- his side in an anguish of fear, and tried hard to keep back the tears,
- but they would come. At last she said:
- “Oh, Tom, never mind the bats, let's go back that way! We seem to get
- worse and worse off all the time.”
- “Listen!” said he.
- Profound silence; silence so deep that even their breathings were
- conspicuous in the hush. Tom shouted. The call went echoing down
- the empty aisles and died out in the distance in a faint sound that
- resembled a ripple of mocking laughter.
- “Oh, don't do it again, Tom, it is too horrid,” said Becky.
- “It is horrid, but I better, Becky; they might hear us, you know,” and
- he shouted again.
- The “might” was even a chillier horror than the ghostly laughter, it so
- confessed a perishing hope. The children stood still and listened; but
- there was no result. Tom turned upon the back track at once, and hurried
- his steps. It was but a little while before a certain indecision in his
- manner revealed another fearful fact to Becky--he could not find his way
- back!
- “Oh, Tom, you didn't make any marks!”
- “Becky, I was such a fool! Such a fool! I never thought we might want to
- come back! No--I can't find the way. It's all mixed up.”
- “Tom, Tom, we're lost! we're lost! We never can get out of this awful
- place! Oh, why _did_ we ever leave the others!”
- She sank to the ground and burst into such a frenzy of crying that Tom
- was appalled with the idea that she might die, or lose her reason. He
- sat down by her and put his arms around her; she buried her face in
- his bosom, she clung to him, she poured out her terrors, her unavailing
- regrets, and the far echoes turned them all to jeering laughter. Tom
- begged her to pluck up hope again, and she said she could not. He fell
- to blaming and abusing himself for getting her into this miserable
- situation; this had a better effect. She said she would try to hope
- again, she would get up and follow wherever he might lead if only he
- would not talk like that any more. For he was no more to blame than she,
- she said.
- So they moved on again--aimlessly--simply at random--all they could do
- was to move, keep moving. For a little while, hope made a show of
- reviving--not with any reason to back it, but only because it is its
- nature to revive when the spring has not been taken out of it by age and
- familiarity with failure.
- By-and-by Tom took Becky's candle and blew it out. This economy meant so
- much! Words were not needed. Becky understood, and her hope died again.
- She knew that Tom had a whole candle and three or four pieces in his
- pockets--yet he must economize.
- By-and-by, fatigue began to assert its claims; the children tried to pay
- attention, for it was dreadful to think of sitting down when time was
- grown to be so precious, moving, in some direction, in any direction,
- was at least progress and might bear fruit; but to sit down was to
- invite death and shorten its pursuit.
- At last Becky's frail limbs refused to carry her farther. She sat down.
- Tom rested with her, and they talked of home, and the friends there,
- and the comfortable beds and, above all, the light! Becky cried, and Tom
- tried to think of some way of comforting her, but all his encouragements
- were grown thread-bare with use, and sounded like sarcasms. Fatigue bore
- so heavily upon Becky that she drowsed off to sleep. Tom was grateful.
- He sat looking into her drawn face and saw it grow smooth and natural
- under the influence of pleasant dreams; and by-and-by a smile dawned and
- rested there. The peaceful face reflected somewhat of peace and healing
- into his own spirit, and his thoughts wandered away to bygone times and
- dreamy memories. While he was deep in his musings, Becky woke up with a
- breezy little laugh--but it was stricken dead upon her lips, and a groan
- followed it.
- “Oh, how _could_ I sleep! I wish I never, never had waked! No! No, I
- don't, Tom! Don't look so! I won't say it again.”
- “I'm glad you've slept, Becky; you'll feel rested, now, and we'll find
- the way out.”
- “We can try, Tom; but I've seen such a beautiful country in my dream. I
- reckon we are going there.”
- “Maybe not, maybe not. Cheer up, Becky, and let's go on trying.”
- They rose up and wandered along, hand in hand and hopeless. They tried
- to estimate how long they had been in the cave, but all they knew was
- that it seemed days and weeks, and yet it was plain that this could not
- be, for their candles were not gone yet. A long time after this--they
- could not tell how long--Tom said they must go softly and listen for
- dripping water--they must find a spring. They found one presently, and
- Tom said it was time to rest again. Both were cruelly tired, yet Becky
- said she thought she could go a little farther. She was surprised to
- hear Tom dissent. She could not understand it. They sat down, and Tom
- fastened his candle to the wall in front of them with some clay. Thought
- was soon busy; nothing was said for some time. Then Becky broke the
- silence:
- “Tom, I am so hungry!”
- Tom took something out of his pocket.
- “Do you remember this?” said he.
- Becky almost smiled.
- “It's our wedding-cake, Tom.”
- “Yes--I wish it was as big as a barrel, for it's all we've got.”
- “I saved it from the picnic for us to dream on, Tom, the way grownup
- people do with wedding-cake--but it'll be our--”
- She dropped the sentence where it was. Tom divided the cake and Becky
- ate with good appetite, while Tom nibbled at his moiety. There was
- abundance of cold water to finish the feast with. By-and-by Becky
- suggested that they move on again. Tom was silent a moment. Then he
- said:
- “Becky, can you bear it if I tell you something?”
- Becky's face paled, but she thought she could.
- “Well, then, Becky, we must stay here, where there's water to drink.
- That little piece is our last candle!”
- Becky gave loose to tears and wailings. Tom did what he could to comfort
- her, but with little effect. At length Becky said:
- “Tom!”
- “Well, Becky?”
- “They'll miss us and hunt for us!”
- “Yes, they will! Certainly they will!”
- “Maybe they're hunting for us now, Tom.”
- “Why, I reckon maybe they are. I hope they are.”
- “When would they miss us, Tom?”
- “When they get back to the boat, I reckon.”
- “Tom, it might be dark then--would they notice we hadn't come?”
- “I don't know. But anyway, your mother would miss you as soon as they
- got home.”
- A frightened look in Becky's face brought Tom to his senses and he saw
- that he had made a blunder. Becky was not to have gone home that night!
- The children became silent and thoughtful. In a moment a new burst of
- grief from Becky showed Tom that the thing in his mind had struck hers
- also--that the Sabbath morning might be half spent before Mrs. Thatcher
- discovered that Becky was not at Mrs. Harper's.
- The children fastened their eyes upon their bit of candle and watched it
- melt slowly and pitilessly away; saw the half inch of wick stand alone
- at last; saw the feeble flame rise and fall, climb the thin column of
- smoke, linger at its top a moment, and then--the horror of utter darkness
- reigned!
- How long afterward it was that Becky came to a slow consciousness that
- she was crying in Tom's arms, neither could tell. All that they knew
- was, that after what seemed a mighty stretch of time, both awoke out of
- a dead stupor of sleep and resumed their miseries once more. Tom said
- it might be Sunday, now--maybe Monday. He tried to get Becky to talk, but
- her sorrows were too oppressive, all her hopes were gone. Tom said that
- they must have been missed long ago, and no doubt the search was going
- on. He would shout and maybe some one would come. He tried it; but in
- the darkness the distant echoes sounded so hideously that he tried it no
- more.
- The hours wasted away, and hunger came to torment the captives again. A
- portion of Tom's half of the cake was left; they divided and ate it. But
- they seemed hungrier than before. The poor morsel of food only whetted
- desire.
- By-and-by Tom said:
- “SH! Did you hear that?”
- Both held their breath and listened. There was a sound like the
- faintest, far-off shout. Instantly Tom answered it, and leading Becky by
- the hand, started groping down the corridor in its direction. Presently
- he listened again; again the sound was heard, and apparently a little
- nearer.
- “It's them!” said Tom; “they're coming! Come along, Becky--we're all
- right now!”
- The joy of the prisoners was almost overwhelming. Their speed was slow,
- however, because pitfalls were somewhat common, and had to be guarded
- against. They shortly came to one and had to stop. It might be three
- feet deep, it might be a hundred--there was no passing it at any rate.
- Tom got down on his breast and reached as far down as he could. No
- bottom. They must stay there and wait until the searchers came. They
- listened; evidently the distant shoutings were growing more distant!
- a moment or two more and they had gone altogether. The heart-sinking
- misery of it! Tom whooped until he was hoarse, but it was of no use. He
- talked hopefully to Becky; but an age of anxious waiting passed and no
- sounds came again.
- The children groped their way back to the spring. The weary time dragged
- on; they slept again, and awoke famished and woe-stricken. Tom believed
- it must be Tuesday by this time.
- Now an idea struck him. There were some side passages near at hand. It
- would be better to explore some of these than bear the weight of the
- heavy time in idleness. He took a kite-line from his pocket, tied it to
- a projection, and he and Becky started, Tom in the lead, unwinding the
- line as he groped along. At the end of twenty steps the corridor ended
- in a “jumping-off place.” Tom got down on his knees and felt below,
- and then as far around the corner as he could reach with his hands
- conveniently; he made an effort to stretch yet a little farther to the
- right, and at that moment, not twenty yards away, a human hand, holding
- a candle, appeared from behind a rock! Tom lifted up a glorious shout,
- and instantly that hand was followed by the body it belonged to--Injun
- Joe's! Tom was paralyzed; he could not move. He was vastly gratified the
- next moment, to see the “Spaniard” take to his heels and get himself out
- of sight. Tom wondered that Joe had not recognized his voice and come
- over and killed him for testifying in court. But the echoes must have
- disguised the voice. Without doubt, that was it, he reasoned. Tom's
- fright weakened every muscle in his body. He said to himself that if he
- had strength enough to get back to the spring he would stay there, and
- nothing should tempt him to run the risk of meeting Injun Joe again. He
- was careful to keep from Becky what it was he had seen. He told her he
- had only shouted “for luck.”
- But hunger and wretchedness rise superior to fears in the long run.
- Another tedious wait at the spring and another long sleep brought
- changes. The children awoke tortured with a raging hunger. Tom believed
- that it must be Wednesday or Thursday or even Friday or Saturday, now,
- and that the search had been given over. He proposed to explore another
- passage. He felt willing to risk Injun Joe and all other terrors. But
- Becky was very weak. She had sunk into a dreary apathy and would not be
- roused. She said she would wait, now, where she was, and die--it would
- not be long. She told Tom to go with the kite-line and explore if he
- chose; but she implored him to come back every little while and speak
- to her; and she made him promise that when the awful time came, he would
- stay by her and hold her hand until all was over.
- Tom kissed her, with a choking sensation in his throat, and made a show
- of being confident of finding the searchers or an escape from the cave;
- then he took the kite-line in his hand and went groping down one of the
- passages on his hands and knees, distressed with hunger and sick with
- bodings of coming doom.
- CHAPTER XXXII
- TUESDAY afternoon came, and waned to the twilight. The village of St.
- Petersburg still mourned. The lost children had not been found. Public
- prayers had been offered up for them, and many and many a private prayer
- that had the petitioner's whole heart in it; but still no good news came
- from the cave. The majority of the searchers had given up the quest
- and gone back to their daily avocations, saying that it was plain the
- children could never be found. Mrs. Thatcher was very ill, and a great
- part of the time delirious. People said it was heartbreaking to hear her
- call her child, and raise her head and listen a whole minute at a time,
- then lay it wearily down again with a moan. Aunt Polly had drooped into
- a settled melancholy, and her gray hair had grown almost white. The
- village went to its rest on Tuesday night, sad and forlorn.
- Away in the middle of the night a wild peal burst from the village
- bells, and in a moment the streets were swarming with frantic half-clad
- people, who shouted, “Turn out! turn out! they're found! they're found!”
- Tin pans and horns were added to the din, the population massed itself
- and moved toward the river, met the children coming in an open carriage
- drawn by shouting citizens, thronged around it, joined its homeward
- march, and swept magnificently up the main street roaring huzzah after
- huzzah!
- The village was illuminated; nobody went to bed again; it was the
- greatest night the little town had ever seen. During the first half-hour
- a procession of villagers filed through Judge Thatcher's house, seized
- the saved ones and kissed them, squeezed Mrs. Thatcher's hand, tried to
- speak but couldn't--and drifted out raining tears all over the place.
- Aunt Polly's happiness was complete, and Mrs. Thatcher's nearly so. It
- would be complete, however, as soon as the messenger dispatched with the
- great news to the cave should get the word to her husband. Tom lay upon
- a sofa with an eager auditory about him and told the history of the
- wonderful adventure, putting in many striking additions to adorn it
- withal; and closed with a description of how he left Becky and went
- on an exploring expedition; how he followed two avenues as far as his
- kite-line would reach; how he followed a third to the fullest stretch
- of the kite-line, and was about to turn back when he glimpsed a far-off
- speck that looked like daylight; dropped the line and groped toward it,
- pushed his head and shoulders through a small hole, and saw the broad
- Mississippi rolling by!
- And if it had only happened to be night he would not have seen that
- speck of daylight and would not have explored that passage any more! He
- told how he went back for Becky and broke the good news and she told
- him not to fret her with such stuff, for she was tired, and knew she was
- going to die, and wanted to. He described how he labored with her and
- convinced her; and how she almost died for joy when she had groped to
- where she actually saw the blue speck of daylight; how he pushed his way
- out at the hole and then helped her out; how they sat there and cried
- for gladness; how some men came along in a skiff and Tom hailed them
- and told them their situation and their famished condition; how the men
- didn't believe the wild tale at first, “because,” said they, “you are
- five miles down the river below the valley the cave is in”--then took
- them aboard, rowed to a house, gave them supper, made them rest till two
- or three hours after dark and then brought them home.
- Before day-dawn, Judge Thatcher and the handful of searchers with him
- were tracked out, in the cave, by the twine clews they had strung behind
- them, and informed of the great news.
- Three days and nights of toil and hunger in the cave were not to
- be shaken off at once, as Tom and Becky soon discovered. They were
- bedridden all of Wednesday and Thursday, and seemed to grow more and
- more tired and worn, all the time. Tom got about, a little, on Thursday,
- was downtown Friday, and nearly as whole as ever Saturday; but Becky
- did not leave her room until Sunday, and then she looked as if she had
- passed through a wasting illness.
- Tom learned of Huck's sickness and went to see him on Friday, but could
- not be admitted to the bedroom; neither could he on Saturday or Sunday.
- He was admitted daily after that, but was warned to keep still about his
- adventure and introduce no exciting topic. The Widow Douglas stayed by
- to see that he obeyed. At home Tom learned of the Cardiff Hill event;
- also that the “ragged man's” body had eventually been found in the river
- near the ferry-landing; he had been drowned while trying to escape,
- perhaps.
- About a fortnight after Tom's rescue from the cave, he started off to
- visit Huck, who had grown plenty strong enough, now, to hear exciting
- talk, and Tom had some that would interest him, he thought. Judge
- Thatcher's house was on Tom's way, and he stopped to see Becky. The
- Judge and some friends set Tom to talking, and some one asked him
- ironically if he wouldn't like to go to the cave again. Tom said he
- thought he wouldn't mind it. The Judge said:
- “Well, there are others just like you, Tom, I've not the least doubt.
- But we have taken care of that. Nobody will get lost in that cave any
- more.”
- “Why?”
- “Because I had its big door sheathed with boiler iron two weeks ago, and
- triple-locked--and I've got the keys.”
- Tom turned as white as a sheet.
- “What's the matter, boy! Here, run, somebody! Fetch a glass of water!”
- The water was brought and thrown into Tom's face.
- “Ah, now you're all right. What was the matter with you, Tom?”
- “Oh, Judge, Injun Joe's in the cave!”
- CHAPTER XXXIII
- WITHIN a few minutes the news had spread, and a dozen skiff-loads of
- men were on their way to McDougal's cave, and the ferryboat, well filled
- with passengers, soon followed. Tom Sawyer was in the skiff that bore
- Judge Thatcher.
- When the cave door was unlocked, a sorrowful sight presented itself in
- the dim twilight of the place. Injun Joe lay stretched upon the ground,
- dead, with his face close to the crack of the door, as if his longing
- eyes had been fixed, to the latest moment, upon the light and the cheer
- of the free world outside. Tom was touched, for he knew by his own
- experience how this wretch had suffered. His pity was moved, but
- nevertheless he felt an abounding sense of relief and security, now,
- which revealed to him in a degree which he had not fully appreciated
- before how vast a weight of dread had been lying upon him since the day
- he lifted his voice against this bloody-minded outcast.
- Injun Joe's bowie-knife lay close by, its blade broken in two. The great
- foundation-beam of the door had been chipped and hacked through, with
- tedious labor; useless labor, too, it was, for the native rock formed a
- sill outside it, and upon that stubborn material the knife had wrought
- no effect; the only damage done was to the knife itself. But if there
- had been no stony obstruction there the labor would have been useless
- still, for if the beam had been wholly cut away Injun Joe could not have
- squeezed his body under the door, and he knew it. So he had only hacked
- that place in order to be doing something--in order to pass the weary
- time--in order to employ his tortured faculties. Ordinarily one could
- find half a dozen bits of candle stuck around in the crevices of this
- vestibule, left there by tourists; but there were none now. The prisoner
- had searched them out and eaten them. He had also contrived to catch a
- few bats, and these, also, he had eaten, leaving only their claws. The
- poor unfortunate had starved to death. In one place, near at hand, a
- stalagmite had been slowly growing up from the ground for ages, builded
- by the water-drip from a stalactite overhead. The captive had broken off
- the stalagmite, and upon the stump had placed a stone, wherein he had
- scooped a shallow hollow to catch the precious drop that fell once
- in every three minutes with the dreary regularity of a clock-tick--a
- dessertspoonful once in four and twenty hours. That drop was falling
- when the Pyramids were new; when Troy fell; when the foundations of Rome
- were laid; when Christ was crucified; when the Conqueror created the
- British empire; when Columbus sailed; when the massacre at Lexington was
- “news.”
- It is falling now; it will still be falling when all these things shall
- have sunk down the afternoon of history, and the twilight of tradition,
- and been swallowed up in the thick night of oblivion. Has everything a
- purpose and a mission? Did this drop fall patiently during five thousand
- years to be ready for this flitting human insect's need? and has it
- another important object to accomplish ten thousand years to come? No
- matter. It is many and many a year since the hapless half-breed scooped
- out the stone to catch the priceless drops, but to this day the tourist
- stares longest at that pathetic stone and that slow-dropping water when
- he comes to see the wonders of McDougal's cave. Injun Joe's cup stands
- first in the list of the cavern's marvels; even “Aladdin's Palace”
- cannot rival it.
- Injun Joe was buried near the mouth of the cave; and people flocked
- there in boats and wagons from the towns and from all the farms and
- hamlets for seven miles around; they brought their children, and
- all sorts of provisions, and confessed that they had had almost as
- satisfactory a time at the funeral as they could have had at the
- hanging.
- This funeral stopped the further growth of one thing--the petition to the
- governor for Injun Joe's pardon. The petition had been largely signed;
- many tearful and eloquent meetings had been held, and a committee of
- sappy women been appointed to go in deep mourning and wail around the
- governor, and implore him to be a merciful ass and trample his duty
- under foot. Injun Joe was believed to have killed five citizens of the
- village, but what of that? If he had been Satan himself there would
- have been plenty of weaklings ready to scribble their names to a
- pardon-petition, and drip a tear on it from their permanently impaired
- and leaky water-works.
- The morning after the funeral Tom took Huck to a private place to have
- an important talk. Huck had learned all about Tom's adventure from the
- Welshman and the Widow Douglas, by this time, but Tom said he reckoned
- there was one thing they had not told him; that thing was what he wanted
- to talk about now. Huck's face saddened. He said:
- “I know what it is. You got into No. 2 and never found anything but
- whiskey. Nobody told me it was you; but I just knowed it must 'a' ben
- you, soon as I heard 'bout that whiskey business; and I knowed you
- hadn't got the money becuz you'd 'a' got at me some way or other and
- told me even if you was mum to everybody else. Tom, something's always
- told me we'd never get holt of that swag.”
- “Why, Huck, I never told on that tavern-keeper. _You_ know his tavern
- was all right the Saturday I went to the picnic. Don't you remember you
- was to watch there that night?”
- “Oh yes! Why, it seems 'bout a year ago. It was that very night that I
- follered Injun Joe to the widder's.”
- “_You_ followed him?”
- “Yes--but you keep mum. I reckon Injun Joe's left friends behind him, and
- I don't want 'em souring on me and doing me mean tricks. If it hadn't
- ben for me he'd be down in Texas now, all right.”
- Then Huck told his entire adventure in confidence to Tom, who had only
- heard of the Welshman's part of it before.
- “Well,” said Huck, presently, coming back to the main question, “whoever
- nipped the whiskey in No. 2, nipped the money, too, I reckon--anyways
- it's a goner for us, Tom.”
- “Huck, that money wasn't ever in No. 2!”
- “What!” Huck searched his comrade's face keenly. “Tom, have you got on
- the track of that money again?”
- “Huck, it's in the cave!”
- Huck's eyes blazed.
- “Say it again, Tom.”
- “The money's in the cave!”
- “Tom--honest injun, now--is it fun, or earnest?”
- “Earnest, Huck--just as earnest as ever I was in my life. Will you go in
- there with me and help get it out?”
- “I bet I will! I will if it's where we can blaze our way to it and not
- get lost.”
- “Huck, we can do that without the least little bit of trouble in the
- world.”
- “Good as wheat! What makes you think the money's--”
- “Huck, you just wait till we get in there. If we don't find it I'll
- agree to give you my drum and every thing I've got in the world. I will,
- by jings.”
- “All right--it's a whiz. When do you say?”
- “Right now, if you say it. Are you strong enough?”
- “Is it far in the cave? I ben on my pins a little, three or four days,
- now, but I can't walk more'n a mile, Tom--least I don't think I could.”
- “It's about five mile into there the way anybody but me would go, Huck,
- but there's a mighty short cut that they don't anybody but me know
- about. Huck, I'll take you right to it in a skiff. I'll float the skiff
- down there, and I'll pull it back again all by myself. You needn't ever
- turn your hand over.”
- “Less start right off, Tom.”
- “All right. We want some bread and meat, and our pipes, and a little
- bag or two, and two or three kite-strings, and some of these new-fangled
- things they call lucifer matches. I tell you, many's the time I wished I
- had some when I was in there before.”
- A trifle after noon the boys borrowed a small skiff from a citizen who
- was absent, and got under way at once. When they were several miles
- below “Cave Hollow,” Tom said:
- “Now you see this bluff here looks all alike all the way down from the
- cave hollow--no houses, no wood-yards, bushes all alike. But do you see
- that white place up yonder where there's been a landslide? Well, that's
- one of my marks. We'll get ashore, now.”
- They landed.
- “Now, Huck, where we're a-standing you could touch that hole I got out
- of with a fishing-pole. See if you can find it.”
- Huck searched all the place about, and found nothing. Tom proudly
- marched into a thick clump of sumach bushes and said:
- “Here you are! Look at it, Huck; it's the snuggest hole in this country.
- You just keep mum about it. All along I've been wanting to be a robber,
- but I knew I'd got to have a thing like this, and where to run across
- it was the bother. We've got it now, and we'll keep it quiet, only we'll
- let Joe Harper and Ben Rogers in--because of course there's got to be a
- Gang, or else there wouldn't be any style about it. Tom Sawyer's Gang--it
- sounds splendid, don't it, Huck?”
- “Well, it just does, Tom. And who'll we rob?”
- “Oh, most anybody. Waylay people--that's mostly the way.”
- “And kill them?”
- “No, not always. Hive them in the cave till they raise a ransom.”
- “What's a ransom?”
- “Money. You make them raise all they can, off'n their friends; and after
- you've kept them a year, if it ain't raised then you kill them. That's
- the general way. Only you don't kill the women. You shut up the women,
- but you don't kill them. They're always beautiful and rich, and awfully
- scared. You take their watches and things, but you always take your hat
- off and talk polite. They ain't anybody as polite as robbers--you'll see
- that in any book. Well, the women get to loving you, and after they've
- been in the cave a week or two weeks they stop crying and after that
- you couldn't get them to leave. If you drove them out they'd turn right
- around and come back. It's so in all the books.”
- “Why, it's real bully, Tom. I believe it's better'n to be a pirate.”
- “Yes, it's better in some ways, because it's close to home and circuses
- and all that.”
- By this time everything was ready and the boys entered the hole, Tom in
- the lead. They toiled their way to the farther end of the tunnel, then
- made their spliced kite-strings fast and moved on. A few steps brought
- them to the spring, and Tom felt a shudder quiver all through him.
- He showed Huck the fragment of candle-wick perched on a lump of clay
- against the wall, and described how he and Becky had watched the flame
- struggle and expire.
- The boys began to quiet down to whispers, now, for the stillness and
- gloom of the place oppressed their spirits. They went on, and presently
- entered and followed Tom's other corridor until they reached the
- “jumping-off place.” The candles revealed the fact that it was not
- really a precipice, but only a steep clay hill twenty or thirty feet
- high. Tom whispered:
- “Now I'll show you something, Huck.”
- He held his candle aloft and said:
- “Look as far around the corner as you can. Do you see that? There--on the
- big rock over yonder--done with candle-smoke.”
- “Tom, it's a _cross_!”
- “_Now_ where's your Number Two? '_under the cross_,' hey? Right yonder's
- where I saw Injun Joe poke up his candle, Huck!”
- Huck stared at the mystic sign awhile, and then said with a shaky voice:
- “Tom, less git out of here!”
- “What! and leave the treasure?”
- “Yes--leave it. Injun Joe's ghost is round about there, certain.”
- “No it ain't, Huck, no it ain't. It would ha'nt the place where he
- died--away out at the mouth of the cave--five mile from here.”
- “No, Tom, it wouldn't. It would hang round the money. I know the ways of
- ghosts, and so do you.”
- Tom began to fear that Huck was right. Mis-givings gathered in his mind.
- But presently an idea occurred to him--
- “Lookyhere, Huck, what fools we're making of ourselves! Injun Joe's
- ghost ain't a going to come around where there's a cross!”
- The point was well taken. It had its effect.
- “Tom, I didn't think of that. But that's so. It's luck for us, that
- cross is. I reckon we'll climb down there and have a hunt for that box.”
- Tom went first, cutting rude steps in the clay hill as he descended.
- Huck followed. Four avenues opened out of the small cavern which the
- great rock stood in. The boys examined three of them with no result.
- They found a small recess in the one nearest the base of the rock, with
- a pallet of blankets spread down in it; also an old suspender, some
- bacon rind, and the well-gnawed bones of two or three fowls. But there
- was no moneybox. The lads searched and researched this place, but in
- vain. Tom said:
- “He said _under_ the cross. Well, this comes nearest to being under the
- cross. It can't be under the rock itself, because that sets solid on the
- ground.”
- They searched everywhere once more, and then sat down discouraged. Huck
- could suggest nothing. By-and-by Tom said:
- “Lookyhere, Huck, there's footprints and some candle-grease on the clay
- about one side of this rock, but not on the other sides. Now, what's
- that for? I bet you the money _is_ under the rock. I'm going to dig in
- the clay.”
- “That ain't no bad notion, Tom!” said Huck with animation.
- Tom's “real Barlow” was out at once, and he had not dug four inches
- before he struck wood.
- “Hey, Huck!--you hear that?”
- Huck began to dig and scratch now. Some boards were soon uncovered and
- removed. They had concealed a natural chasm which led under the rock.
- Tom got into this and held his candle as far under the rock as he
- could, but said he could not see to the end of the rift. He proposed
- to explore. He stooped and passed under; the narrow way descended
- gradually. He followed its winding course, first to the right, then to
- the left, Huck at his heels. Tom turned a short curve, by-and-by, and
- exclaimed:
- “My goodness, Huck, lookyhere!”
- It was the treasure-box, sure enough, occupying a snug little cavern,
- along with an empty powder-keg, a couple of guns in leather cases, two
- or three pairs of old moccasins, a leather belt, and some other rubbish
- well soaked with the water-drip.
- “Got it at last!” said Huck, ploughing among the tarnished coins with
- his hand. “My, but we're rich, Tom!”
- “Huck, I always reckoned we'd get it. It's just too good to believe, but
- we _have_ got it, sure! Say--let's not fool around here. Let's snake it
- out. Lemme see if I can lift the box.”
- It weighed about fifty pounds. Tom could lift it, after an awkward
- fashion, but could not carry it conveniently.
- “I thought so,” he said; “_They_ carried it like it was heavy, that day
- at the ha'nted house. I noticed that. I reckon I was right to think of
- fetching the little bags along.”
- The money was soon in the bags and the boys took it up to the cross
- rock.
- “Now less fetch the guns and things,” said Huck.
- “No, Huck--leave them there. They're just the tricks to have when we
- go to robbing. We'll keep them there all the time, and we'll hold our
- orgies there, too. It's an awful snug place for orgies.”
- “What orgies?”
- “I dono. But robbers always have orgies, and of course we've got to
- have them, too. Come along, Huck, we've been in here a long time. It's
- getting late, I reckon. I'm hungry, too. We'll eat and smoke when we get
- to the skiff.”
- They presently emerged into the clump of sumach bushes, looked warily
- out, found the coast clear, and were soon lunching and smoking in the
- skiff. As the sun dipped toward the horizon they pushed out and got
- under way. Tom skimmed up the shore through the long twilight, chatting
- cheerily with Huck, and landed shortly after dark.
- “Now, Huck,” said Tom, “we'll hide the money in the loft of the widow's
- woodshed, and I'll come up in the morning and we'll count it and divide,
- and then we'll hunt up a place out in the woods for it where it will be
- safe. Just you lay quiet here and watch the stuff till I run and hook
- Benny Taylor's little wagon; I won't be gone a minute.”
- He disappeared, and presently returned with the wagon, put the two small
- sacks into it, threw some old rags on top of them, and started off,
- dragging his cargo behind him. When the boys reached the Welshman's
- house, they stopped to rest. Just as they were about to move on, the
- Welshman stepped out and said:
- “Hallo, who's that?”
- “Huck and Tom Sawyer.”
- “Good! Come along with me, boys, you are keeping everybody waiting.
- Here--hurry up, trot ahead--I'll haul the wagon for you. Why, it's not as
- light as it might be. Got bricks in it?--or old metal?”
- “Old metal,” said Tom.
- “I judged so; the boys in this town will take more trouble and fool away
- more time hunting up six bits' worth of old iron to sell to the foundry
- than they would to make twice the money at regular work. But that's
- human nature--hurry along, hurry along!”
- The boys wanted to know what the hurry was about.
- “Never mind; you'll see, when we get to the Widow Douglas'.”
- Huck said with some apprehension--for he was long used to being falsely
- accused:
- “Mr. Jones, we haven't been doing nothing.”
- The Welshman laughed.
- “Well, I don't know, Huck, my boy. I don't know about that. Ain't you
- and the widow good friends?”
- “Yes. Well, she's ben good friends to me, anyway.”
- “All right, then. What do you want to be afraid for?”
- This question was not entirely answered in Huck's slow mind before he
- found himself pushed, along with Tom, into Mrs. Douglas' drawing-room.
- Mr. Jones left the wagon near the door and followed.
- The place was grandly lighted, and everybody that was of any consequence
- in the village was there. The Thatchers were there, the Harpers, the
- Rogerses, Aunt Polly, Sid, Mary, the minister, the editor, and a great
- many more, and all dressed in their best. The widow received the boys
- as heartily as any one could well receive two such looking beings. They
- were covered with clay and candle-grease. Aunt Polly blushed crimson
- with humiliation, and frowned and shook her head at Tom. Nobody suffered
- half as much as the two boys did, however. Mr. Jones said:
- “Tom wasn't at home, yet, so I gave him up; but I stumbled on him and
- Huck right at my door, and so I just brought them along in a hurry.”
- “And you did just right,” said the widow. “Come with me, boys.”
- She took them to a bedchamber and said:
- “Now wash and dress yourselves. Here are two new suits of
- clothes--shirts, socks, everything complete. They're Huck's--no, no
- thanks, Huck--Mr. Jones bought one and I the other. But they'll fit both
- of you. Get into them. We'll wait--come down when you are slicked up
- enough.”
- Then she left.
- CHAPTER XXXIV
- HUCK said: “Tom, we can slope, if we can find a rope. The window ain't
- high from the ground.”
- “Shucks! what do you want to slope for?”
- “Well, I ain't used to that kind of a crowd. I can't stand it. I ain't
- going down there, Tom.”
- “Oh, bother! It ain't anything. I don't mind it a bit. I'll take care of
- you.”
- Sid appeared.
- “Tom,” said he, “auntie has been waiting for you all the afternoon. Mary
- got your Sunday clothes ready, and everybody's been fretting about you.
- Say--ain't this grease and clay, on your clothes?”
- “Now, Mr. Siddy, you jist 'tend to your own business. What's all this
- blowout about, anyway?”
- “It's one of the widow's parties that she's always having. This time
- it's for the Welshman and his sons, on account of that scrape they
- helped her out of the other night. And say--I can tell you something, if
- you want to know.”
- “Well, what?”
- “Why, old Mr. Jones is going to try to spring something on the people
- here tonight, but I overheard him tell auntie today about it, as a
- secret, but I reckon it's not much of a secret now. Everybody knows--the
- widow, too, for all she tries to let on she don't. Mr. Jones was bound
- Huck should be here--couldn't get along with his grand secret without
- Huck, you know!”
- “Secret about what, Sid?”
- “About Huck tracking the robbers to the widow's. I reckon Mr. Jones was
- going to make a grand time over his surprise, but I bet you it will drop
- pretty flat.”
- Sid chuckled in a very contented and satisfied way.
- “Sid, was it you that told?”
- “Oh, never mind who it was. _Somebody_ told--that's enough.”
- “Sid, there's only one person in this town mean enough to do that, and
- that's you. If you had been in Huck's place you'd 'a' sneaked down the
- hill and never told anybody on the robbers. You can't do any but mean
- things, and you can't bear to see anybody praised for doing good ones.
- There--no thanks, as the widow says”--and Tom cuffed Sid's ears and helped
- him to the door with several kicks. “Now go and tell auntie if you
- dare--and tomorrow you'll catch it!”
- Some minutes later the widow's guests were at the supper-table, and a
- dozen children were propped up at little side-tables in the same room,
- after the fashion of that country and that day. At the proper time Mr.
- Jones made his little speech, in which he thanked the widow for the
- honor she was doing himself and his sons, but said that there was
- another person whose modesty--
- And so forth and so on. He sprung his secret about Huck's share in
- the adventure in the finest dramatic manner he was master of, but the
- surprise it occasioned was largely counterfeit and not as clamorous and
- effusive as it might have been under happier circumstances. However,
- the widow made a pretty fair show of astonishment, and heaped so many
- compliments and so much gratitude upon Huck that he almost forgot
- the nearly intolerable discomfort of his new clothes in the entirely
- intolerable discomfort of being set up as a target for everybody's gaze
- and everybody's laudations.
- The widow said she meant to give Huck a home under her roof and have him
- educated; and that when she could spare the money she would start him in
- business in a modest way. Tom's chance was come. He said:
- “Huck don't need it. Huck's rich.”
- Nothing but a heavy strain upon the good manners of the company kept
- back the due and proper complimentary laugh at this pleasant joke. But
- the silence was a little awkward. Tom broke it:
- “Huck's got money. Maybe you don't believe it, but he's got lots of it.
- Oh, you needn't smile--I reckon I can show you. You just wait a minute.”
- Tom ran out of doors. The company looked at each other with a perplexed
- interest--and inquiringly at Huck, who was tongue-tied.
- “Sid, what ails Tom?” said Aunt Polly. “He--well, there ain't ever any
- making of that boy out. I never--”
- Tom entered, struggling with the weight of his sacks, and Aunt Polly
- did not finish her sentence. Tom poured the mass of yellow coin upon the
- table and said:
- “There--what did I tell you? Half of it's Huck's and half of it's mine!”
- The spectacle took the general breath away. All gazed, nobody spoke for
- a moment. Then there was a unanimous call for an explanation. Tom said
- he could furnish it, and he did. The tale was long, but brimful of
- interest. There was scarcely an interruption from any one to break the
- charm of its flow. When he had finished, Mr. Jones said:
- “I thought I had fixed up a little surprise for this occasion, but it
- don't amount to anything now. This one makes it sing mighty small, I'm
- willing to allow.”
- The money was counted. The sum amounted to a little over twelve thousand
- dollars. It was more than any one present had ever seen at one time
- before, though several persons were there who were worth considerably
- more than that in property.
- CHAPTER XXXV
- THE reader may rest satisfied that Tom's and Huck's windfall made a
- mighty stir in the poor little village of St. Petersburg. So vast a
- sum, all in actual cash, seemed next to incredible. It was talked
- about, gloated over, glorified, until the reason of many of the citizens
- tottered under the strain of the unhealthy excitement. Every “haunted”
- house in St. Petersburg and the neighboring villages was dissected,
- plank by plank, and its foundations dug up and ransacked for hidden
- treasure--and not by boys, but men--pretty grave, unromantic men, too,
- some of them. Wherever Tom and Huck appeared they were courted, admired,
- stared at. The boys were not able to remember that their remarks had
- possessed weight before; but now their sayings were treasured and
- repeated; everything they did seemed somehow to be regarded as
- remarkable; they had evidently lost the power of doing and saying
- commonplace things; moreover, their past history was raked up and
- discovered to bear marks of conspicuous originality. The village paper
- published biographical sketches of the boys.
- The Widow Douglas put Huck's money out at six per cent., and Judge
- Thatcher did the same with Tom's at Aunt Polly's request. Each lad had
- an income, now, that was simply prodigious--a dollar for every weekday in
- the year and half of the Sundays. It was just what the minister got--no,
- it was what he was promised--he generally couldn't collect it. A dollar
- and a quarter a week would board, lodge, and school a boy in those old
- simple days--and clothe him and wash him, too, for that matter.
- Judge Thatcher had conceived a great opinion of Tom. He said that no
- commonplace boy would ever have got his daughter out of the cave. When
- Becky told her father, in strict confidence, how Tom had taken her
- whipping at school, the Judge was visibly moved; and when she pleaded
- grace for the mighty lie which Tom had told in order to shift that
- whipping from her shoulders to his own, the Judge said with a fine
- outburst that it was a noble, a generous, a magnanimous lie--a lie that
- was worthy to hold up its head and march down through history breast to
- breast with George Washington's lauded Truth about the hatchet! Becky
- thought her father had never looked so tall and so superb as when he
- walked the floor and stamped his foot and said that. She went straight
- off and told Tom about it.
- Judge Thatcher hoped to see Tom a great lawyer or a great soldier some
- day. He said he meant to look to it that Tom should be admitted to the
- National Military Academy and afterward trained in the best law school
- in the country, in order that he might be ready for either career or
- both.
- Huck Finn's wealth and the fact that he was now under the Widow Douglas'
- protection introduced him into society--no, dragged him into it, hurled
- him into it--and his sufferings were almost more than he could bear. The
- widow's servants kept him clean and neat, combed and brushed, and they
- bedded him nightly in unsympathetic sheets that had not one little spot
- or stain which he could press to his heart and know for a friend. He had
- to eat with a knife and fork; he had to use napkin, cup, and plate;
- he had to learn his book, he had to go to church; he had to talk so
- properly that speech was become insipid in his mouth; whithersoever he
- turned, the bars and shackles of civilization shut him in and bound him
- hand and foot.
- He bravely bore his miseries three weeks, and then one day turned up
- missing. For forty-eight hours the widow hunted for him everywhere in
- great distress. The public were profoundly concerned; they searched high
- and low, they dragged the river for his body. Early the third morning
- Tom Sawyer wisely went poking among some old empty hogsheads down behind
- the abandoned slaughter-house, and in one of them he found the refugee.
- Huck had slept there; he had just breakfasted upon some stolen odds and
- ends of food, and was lying off, now, in comfort, with his pipe. He was
- unkempt, uncombed, and clad in the same old ruin of rags that had made
- him picturesque in the days when he was free and happy. Tom routed him
- out, told him the trouble he had been causing, and urged him to go home.
- Huck's face lost its tranquil content, and took a melancholy cast. He
- said:
- “Don't talk about it, Tom. I've tried it, and it don't work; it don't
- work, Tom. It ain't for me; I ain't used to it. The widder's good to me,
- and friendly; but I can't stand them ways. She makes me get up just
- at the same time every morning; she makes me wash, they comb me all
- to thunder; she won't let me sleep in the woodshed; I got to wear them
- blamed clothes that just smothers me, Tom; they don't seem to any air
- git through 'em, somehow; and they're so rotten nice that I can't
- set down, nor lay down, nor roll around anywher's; I hain't slid on a
- cellar-door for--well, it 'pears to be years; I got to go to church
- and sweat and sweat--I hate them ornery sermons! I can't ketch a fly in
- there, I can't chaw. I got to wear shoes all Sunday. The widder eats by
- a bell; she goes to bed by a bell; she gits up by a bell--everything's so
- awful reg'lar a body can't stand it.”
- “Well, everybody does that way, Huck.”
- “Tom, it don't make no difference. I ain't everybody, and I can't
- _stand_ it. It's awful to be tied up so. And grub comes too easy--I don't
- take no interest in vittles, that way. I got to ask to go a-fishing;
- I got to ask to go in a-swimming--dern'd if I hain't got to ask to do
- everything. Well, I'd got to talk so nice it wasn't no comfort--I'd got
- to go up in the attic and rip out awhile, every day, to git a taste
- in my mouth, or I'd a died, Tom. The widder wouldn't let me smoke;
- she wouldn't let me yell, she wouldn't let me gape, nor stretch, nor
- scratch, before folks--” [Then with a spasm of special irritation and
- injury]--“And dad fetch it, she prayed all the time! I never see such a
- woman! I _had_ to shove, Tom--I just had to. And besides, that school's
- going to open, and I'd a had to go to it--well, I wouldn't stand _that_,
- Tom. Looky-here, Tom, being rich ain't what it's cracked up to be. It's
- just worry and worry, and sweat and sweat, and a-wishing you was dead
- all the time. Now these clothes suits me, and this bar'l suits me, and
- I ain't ever going to shake 'em any more. Tom, I wouldn't ever got into
- all this trouble if it hadn't 'a' ben for that money; now you just take
- my sheer of it along with your'n, and gimme a ten-center sometimes--not
- many times, becuz I don't give a dern for a thing 'thout it's tollable
- hard to git--and you go and beg off for me with the widder.”
- “Oh, Huck, you know I can't do that. 'Tain't fair; and besides if you'll
- try this thing just a while longer you'll come to like it.”
- “Like it! Yes--the way I'd like a hot stove if I was to set on it long
- enough. No, Tom, I won't be rich, and I won't live in them cussed
- smothery houses. I like the woods, and the river, and hogsheads, and
- I'll stick to 'em, too. Blame it all! just as we'd got guns, and a cave,
- and all just fixed to rob, here this dern foolishness has got to come up
- and spile it all!”
- Tom saw his opportunity--
- “Lookyhere, Huck, being rich ain't going to keep me back from turning
- robber.”
- “No! Oh, good-licks; are you in real dead-wood earnest, Tom?”
- “Just as dead earnest as I'm sitting here. But Huck, we can't let you
- into the gang if you ain't respectable, you know.”
- Huck's joy was quenched.
- “Can't let me in, Tom? Didn't you let me go for a pirate?”
- “Yes, but that's different. A robber is more high-toned than what a
- pirate is--as a general thing. In most countries they're awful high up in
- the nobility--dukes and such.”
- “Now, Tom, hain't you always ben friendly to me? You wouldn't shet me
- out, would you, Tom? You wouldn't do that, now, _would_ you, Tom?”
- “Huck, I wouldn't want to, and I _don't_ want to--but what would people
- say? Why, they'd say, 'Mph! Tom Sawyer's Gang! pretty low characters in
- it!' They'd mean you, Huck. You wouldn't like that, and I wouldn't.”
- Huck was silent for some time, engaged in a mental struggle. Finally he
- said:
- “Well, I'll go back to the widder for a month and tackle it and see if I
- can come to stand it, if you'll let me b'long to the gang, Tom.”
- “All right, Huck, it's a whiz! Come along, old chap, and I'll ask the
- widow to let up on you a little, Huck.”
- “Will you, Tom--now will you? That's good. If she'll let up on some of
- the roughest things, I'll smoke private and cuss private, and crowd
- through or bust. When you going to start the gang and turn robbers?”
- “Oh, right off. We'll get the boys together and have the initiation
- tonight, maybe.”
- “Have the which?”
- “Have the initiation.”
- “What's that?”
- “It's to swear to stand by one another, and never tell the gang's
- secrets, even if you're chopped all to flinders, and kill anybody and
- all his family that hurts one of the gang.”
- “That's gay--that's mighty gay, Tom, I tell you.”
- “Well, I bet it is. And all that swearing's got to be done at midnight,
- in the lonesomest, awfulest place you can find--a ha'nted house is the
- best, but they're all ripped up now.”
- “Well, midnight's good, anyway, Tom.”
- “Yes, so it is. And you've got to swear on a coffin, and sign it with
- blood.”
- “Now, that's something _like_! Why, it's a million times bullier than
- pirating. I'll stick to the widder till I rot, Tom; and if I git to be
- a reg'lar ripper of a robber, and everybody talking 'bout it, I reckon
- she'll be proud she snaked me in out of the wet.”
- CONCLUSION
- SO endeth this chronicle. It being strictly a history of a _boy_, it
- must stop here; the story could not go much further without becoming the
- history of a _man_. When one writes a novel about grown people, he knows
- exactly where to stop--that is, with a marriage; but when he writes of
- juveniles, he must stop where he best can.
- Most of the characters that perform in this book still live, and are
- prosperous and happy. Some day it may seem worth while to take up the
- story of the younger ones again and see what sort of men and women they
- turned out to be; therefore it will be wisest not to reveal any of that
- part of their lives at present.
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