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  • Title: The Adventures of Tom Sawyer, Complete
  • Author: Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens)
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  • Produced by David Widger
  • THE ADVENTURES OF TOM SAWYER
  • By Mark Twain
  • (Samuel Langhorne Clemens)
  • CONTENTS
  • CHAPTER I. Y-o-u-u Tom-Aunt Polly Decides Upon her Duty--Tom Practices
  • Music--The Challenge--A Private Entrance
  • CHAPTER II. Strong Temptations--Strategic Movements--The Innocents
  • Beguiled
  • CHAPTER III. Tom as a General--Triumph and Reward--Dismal
  • Felicity--Commission and Omission
  • CHAPTER IV. Mental Acrobatics--Attending Sunday--School--The
  • Superintendent--“Showing off”--Tom Lionized
  • CHAPTER V. A Useful Minister--In Church--The Climax
  • CHAPTER VI. Self-Examination--Dentistry--The Midnight Charm--Witches and
  • Devils--Cautious Approaches--Happy Hours
  • CHAPTER VII. A Treaty Entered Into--Early Lessons--A Mistake Made
  • CHAPTER VIII. Tom Decides on his Course--Old Scenes Re-enacted
  • CHAPTER IX. A Solemn Situation--Grave Subjects Introduced--Injun Joe
  • Explains
  • CHAPTER X. The Solemn Oath--Terror Brings Repentance--Mental Punishment
  • CHAPTER XI. Muff Potter Comes Himself--Tom's Conscience at Work
  • CHAPTER XII. Tom Shows his Generosity--Aunt Polly Weakens
  • CHAPTER XIII. The Young Pirates--Going to the Rendezvous--The Camp--Fire
  • Talk
  • CHAPTER XIV. Camp-Life--A Sensation--Tom Steals Away from Camp
  • CHAPTER XV. Tom Reconnoiters--Learns the Situation--Reports at Camp
  • CHAPTER XVI. A Day's Amusements--Tom Reveals a Secret--The Pirates take a
  • Lesson--A Night Surprise--An Indian War
  • CHAPTER XVII. Memories of the Lost Heroes--The Point in Tom's Secret
  • CHAPTER XVIII. Tom's Feelings Investigated--Wonderful Dream--Becky
  • Thatcher Overshadowed--Tom Becomes Jealous--Black Revenge
  • CHAPTER XIX. Tom Tells the Truth
  • CHAPTER XX. Becky in a Dilemma--Tom's Nobility Asserts Itself
  • CHAPTER XXI. Youthful Eloquence--Compositions by the Young Ladies--A
  • Lengthy Vision--The Boy's Vengeance Satisfied
  • CHAPTER XXII. Tom's Confidence Betrayed--Expects Signal Punishment
  • CHAPTER XXIII. Old Muff's Friends--Muff Potter in Court--Muff Potter
  • Saved
  • CHAPTER XXIV. Tom as the Village Hero--Days of Splendor and Nights of
  • Horror--Pursuit of Injun Joe
  • CHAPTER XXV. About Kings and Diamonds--Search for the Treasure--Dead
  • People and Ghosts
  • CHAPTER XXVI. The Haunted House--Sleepy Ghosts--A Box of Gold--Bitter Luck
  • CHAPTER XXVII. Doubts to be Settled--The Young Detectives
  • CHAPTER XXVIII. An Attempt at No. Two--Huck Mounts Guard
  • CHAPTER XXIX. The Pic-nic--Huck on Injun Joe's Track--The “Revenge”
  • Job--Aid for the Widow
  • CHAPTER XXX. The Welchman Reports--Huck Under Fire--The Story Circulated
  • --A New Sensation--Hope Giving Way to Despair
  • CHAPTER XXXI. An Exploring Expedition--Trouble Commences--Lost in the
  • Cave--Total Darkness--Found but not Saved
  • CHAPTER XXXII. Tom tells the Story of their Escape--Tom's Enemy in Safe
  • Quarters
  • CHAPTER XXXIII. The Fate of Injun Joe--Huck and Tom Compare Notes
  • --An Expedition to the Cave--Protection Against Ghosts--“An Awful Snug
  • Place”--A Reception at the Widow Douglas's
  • CHAPTER XXXIV. Springing a Secret--Mr. Jones' Surprise a Failure
  • CHAPTER XXXV. A New Order of Things--Poor Huck--New Adventures Planned
  • ILLUSTRATIONS
  • Tom Sawyer
  • Tom at Home
  • Aunt Polly Beguiled
  • A Good Opportunity
  • Who's Afraid
  • Late Home
  • Jim
  • 'Tendin' to Business
  • Ain't that Work?
  • Cat and Toys
  • Amusement
  • Becky Thatcher
  • Paying Off
  • After the Battle
  • “Showing Off”
  • Not Amiss
  • Mary
  • Tom Contemplating
  • Dampened Ardor
  • Youth
  • Boyhood
  • Using the “Barlow”
  • The Church
  • Necessities
  • Tom as a Sunday-School Hero
  • The Prize
  • At Church
  • The Model Boy
  • The Church Choir
  • A Side Show
  • Result of Playing in Church
  • The Pinch-Bug
  • Sid
  • Dentistry
  • Huckleberry Finn
  • Mother Hopkins
  • Result of Tom's Truthfulness
  • Tom as an Artist
  • Interrupted Courtship
  • The Master
  • Vain Pleading
  • Tail Piece
  • The Grave in the Woods
  • Tom Meditates
  • Robin Hood and his Foe
  • Death of Robin Hood
  • Midnight
  • Tom's Mode of Egress
  • Tom's Effort at Prayer
  • Muff Potter Outwitted
  • The Graveyard
  • Forewarnings
  • Disturbing Muff's Sleep
  • Tom's Talk with his Aunt
  • Muff Potter
  • A Suspicious Incident
  • Injun Joe's two Victims
  • In the Coils
  • Peter
  • Aunt Polly seeks Information
  • A General Good Time
  • Demoralized
  • Joe Harper
  • On Board Their First Prize
  • The Pirates Ashore
  • Wild Life
  • The Pirate's Bath
  • The Pleasant Stroll
  • The Search for the Drowned
  • The Mysterious Writing
  • River View
  • What Tom Saw
  • Tom Swims the River
  • Taking Lessons
  • The Pirates' Egg Market
  • Tom Looking for Joe's Knife
  • The Thunder Storm
  • Terrible Slaughter
  • The Mourner
  • Tom's Proudest Moment
  • Amy Lawrence
  • Tom tries to Remember
  • The Hero
  • A Flirtation
  • Becky Retaliates
  • A Sudden Frost
  • Counter-irritation
  • Aunt Polly
  • Tom justified
  • The Discovery
  • Caught in the Act
  • Tom Astonishes the School
  • Literature
  • Tom Declaims
  • Examination Evening
  • On Exhibition
  • Prize Authors
  • The Master's Dilemma
  • The School House
  • The Cadet
  • Happy for Two Days
  • Enjoying the Vacation
  • The Stolen Melons
  • The Judge
  • Visiting the Prisoner
  • Tom Swears
  • The Court Room
  • The Detective
  • Tom Dreams
  • The Treasure
  • The Private Conference
  • A King; Poor Fellow!
  • Business
  • The Ha'nted House
  • Injun Joe
  • The Greatest and Best
  • Hidden Treasures Unearthed
  • The Boy's Salvation
  • Room No. 2
  • The Next Day's Conference
  • Treasures
  • Uncle Jake
  • Buck at Home
  • The Haunted Room
  • “Run for Your Life”
  • McDougal's Cave
  • Inside the Cave
  • Huck on Duty
  • A Rousing Act
  • Tail Piece
  • The Welchman
  • Result of a Sneeze
  • Cornered
  • Alarming Discoveries
  • Tom and Becky stir up the Town
  • Tom's Marks
  • Huck Questions the Widow
  • Vampires
  • Wonders of the Cave
  • Attacked by Natives
  • Despair
  • The Wedding Cake
  • A New Terror
  • Daylight
  • “Turn Out” to Receive Tom and Becky
  • The Escape from the Cave
  • Fate of the Ragged Man
  • The Treasures Found
  • Caught at Last
  • Drop after Drop
  • Having a Good Time
  • A Business Trip
  • “Got it at Last!”
  • Tail Piece
  • Widow Douglas
  • Tom Backs his Statement
  • Tail Piece
  • Huck Transformed
  • Comfortable Once More
  • High up in Society
  • Contentment
  • PREFACE
  • Most of the adventures recorded in this book really occurred; one or two
  • were experiences of my own, the rest those of boys who were schoolmates
  • of mine. Huck Finn is drawn from life; Tom Sawyer also, but not from an
  • individual--he is a combination of the characteristics of three boys whom
  • I knew, and therefore belongs to the composite order of architecture.
  • The odd superstitions touched upon were all prevalent among children and
  • slaves in the West at the period of this story--that is to say, thirty or
  • forty years ago.
  • Although my book is intended mainly for the entertainment of boys and
  • girls, I hope it will not be shunned by men and women on that account,
  • for part of my plan has been to try to pleasantly remind adults of what
  • they once were themselves, and of how they felt and thought and talked,
  • and what queer enterprises they sometimes engaged in.
  • THE AUTHOR.
  • HARTFORD, 1876.
  • CHAPTER I
  • “TOM!”
  • No answer.
  • “TOM!”
  • No answer.
  • “What's gone with that boy, I wonder? You TOM!”
  • No answer.
  • The old lady pulled her spectacles down and looked over them about the
  • room; then she put them up and looked out under them. She seldom or
  • never looked _through_ them for so small a thing as a boy; they were
  • her state pair, the pride of her heart, and were built for “style,” not
  • service--she could have seen through a pair of stove-lids just as well.
  • She looked perplexed for a moment, and then said, not fiercely, but
  • still loud enough for the furniture to hear:
  • “Well, I lay if I get hold of you I'll--”
  • She did not finish, for by this time she was bending down and punching
  • under the bed with the broom, and so she needed breath to punctuate the
  • punches with. She resurrected nothing but the cat.
  • “I never did see the beat of that boy!”
  • She went to the open door and stood in it and looked out among the
  • tomato vines and “jimpson” weeds that constituted the garden. No Tom. So
  • she lifted up her voice at an angle calculated for distance and shouted:
  • “Y-o-u-u TOM!”
  • There was a slight noise behind her and she turned just in time to seize
  • a small boy by the slack of his roundabout and arrest his flight.
  • “There! I might 'a' thought of that closet. What you been doing in
  • there?”
  • “Nothing.”
  • “Nothing! Look at your hands. And look at your mouth. What _is_ that
  • truck?”
  • “I don't know, aunt.”
  • “Well, I know. It's jam--that's what it is. Forty times I've said if you
  • didn't let that jam alone I'd skin you. Hand me that switch.”
  • The switch hovered in the air--the peril was desperate--
  • “My! Look behind you, aunt!”
  • The old lady whirled round, and snatched her skirts out of danger.
  • The lad fled on the instant, scrambled up the high board-fence, and
  • disappeared over it.
  • His aunt Polly stood surprised a moment, and then broke into a gentle
  • laugh.
  • “Hang the boy, can't I never learn anything? Ain't he played me tricks
  • enough like that for me to be looking out for him by this time? But old
  • fools is the biggest fools there is. Can't learn an old dog new tricks,
  • as the saying is. But my goodness, he never plays them alike, two days,
  • and how is a body to know what's coming? He 'pears to know just how long
  • he can torment me before I get my dander up, and he knows if he can make
  • out to put me off for a minute or make me laugh, it's all down again and
  • I can't hit him a lick. I ain't doing my duty by that boy, and that's
  • the Lord's truth, goodness knows. Spare the rod and spile the child,
  • as the Good Book says. I'm a laying up sin and suffering for us both,
  • I know. He's full of the Old Scratch, but laws-a-me! he's my own
  • dead sister's boy, poor thing, and I ain't got the heart to lash him,
  • somehow. Every time I let him off, my conscience does hurt me so, and
  • every time I hit him my old heart most breaks. Well-a-well, man that is
  • born of woman is of few days and full of trouble, as the Scripture
  • says, and I reckon it's so. He'll play hookey this evening, * and [*
  • Southwestern for “afternoon”] I'll just be obleeged to make him work,
  • tomorrow, to punish him. It's mighty hard to make him work Saturdays,
  • when all the boys is having holiday, but he hates work more than he
  • hates anything else, and I've _got_ to do some of my duty by him, or
  • I'll be the ruination of the child.”
  • Tom did play hookey, and he had a very good time. He got back home
  • barely in season to help Jim, the small colored boy, saw next-day's wood
  • and split the kindlings before supper--at least he was there in time
  • to tell his adventures to Jim while Jim did three-fourths of the work.
  • Tom's younger brother (or rather half-brother) Sid was already through
  • with his part of the work (picking up chips), for he was a quiet boy,
  • and had no adventurous, trouble-some ways.
  • While Tom was eating his supper, and stealing sugar as opportunity
  • offered, Aunt Polly asked him questions that were full of guile, and
  • very deep--for she wanted to trap him into damaging revealments. Like
  • many other simple-hearted souls, it was her pet vanity to believe she
  • was endowed with a talent for dark and mysterious diplomacy, and she
  • loved to contemplate her most transparent devices as marvels of low
  • cunning. Said she:
  • “Tom, it was middling warm in school, warn't it?”
  • “Yes'm.”
  • “Powerful warm, warn't it?”
  • “Yes'm.”
  • “Didn't you want to go in a-swimming, Tom?”
  • A bit of a scare shot through Tom--a touch of uncomfortable suspicion. He
  • searched Aunt Polly's face, but it told him nothing. So he said:
  • “No'm--well, not very much.”
  • The old lady reached out her hand and felt Tom's shirt, and said:
  • “But you ain't too warm now, though.” And it flattered her to reflect
  • that she had discovered that the shirt was dry without anybody knowing
  • that that was what she had in her mind. But in spite of her, Tom knew
  • where the wind lay, now. So he forestalled what might be the next move:
  • “Some of us pumped on our heads--mine's damp yet. See?”
  • Aunt Polly was vexed to think she had overlooked that bit of
  • circumstantial evidence, and missed a trick. Then she had a new
  • inspiration:
  • “Tom, you didn't have to undo your shirt collar where I sewed it, to
  • pump on your head, did you? Unbutton your jacket!”
  • The trouble vanished out of Tom's face. He opened his jacket. His shirt
  • collar was securely sewed.
  • “Bother! Well, go 'long with you. I'd made sure you'd played hookey
  • and been a-swimming. But I forgive ye, Tom. I reckon you're a kind of a
  • singed cat, as the saying is--better'n you look. _This_ time.”
  • She was half sorry her sagacity had miscarried, and half glad that Tom
  • had stumbled into obedient conduct for once.
  • But Sidney said:
  • “Well, now, if I didn't think you sewed his collar with white thread,
  • but it's black.”
  • “Why, I did sew it with white! Tom!”
  • But Tom did not wait for the rest. As he went out at the door he said:
  • “Siddy, I'll lick you for that.”
  • In a safe place Tom examined two large needles which were thrust into
  • the lapels of his jacket, and had thread bound about them--one needle
  • carried white thread and the other black. He said:
  • “She'd never noticed if it hadn't been for Sid. Confound it! sometimes
  • she sews it with white, and sometimes she sews it with black. I wish to
  • gee-miny she'd stick to one or t'other--I can't keep the run of 'em. But
  • I bet you I'll lam Sid for that. I'll learn him!”
  • He was not the Model Boy of the village. He knew the model boy very well
  • though--and loathed him.
  • Within two minutes, or even less, he had forgotten all his troubles. Not
  • because his troubles were one whit less heavy and bitter to him than a
  • man's are to a man, but because a new and powerful interest bore
  • them down and drove them out of his mind for the time--just as men's
  • misfortunes are forgotten in the excitement of new enterprises. This new
  • interest was a valued novelty in whistling, which he had just acquired
  • from a negro, and he was suffering to practise it un-disturbed. It
  • consisted in a peculiar bird-like turn, a sort of liquid warble,
  • produced by touching the tongue to the roof of the mouth at short
  • intervals in the midst of the music--the reader probably remembers how to
  • do it, if he has ever been a boy. Diligence and attention soon gave him
  • the knack of it, and he strode down the street with his mouth full of
  • harmony and his soul full of gratitude. He felt much as an astronomer
  • feels who has discovered a new planet--no doubt, as far as strong, deep,
  • unalloyed pleasure is concerned, the advantage was with the boy, not the
  • astronomer.
  • The summer evenings were long. It was not dark, yet. Presently Tom
  • checked his whistle. A stranger was before him--a boy a shade larger
  • than himself. A new-comer of any age or either sex was an im-pressive
  • curiosity in the poor little shabby village of St. Petersburg. This boy
  • was well dressed, too--well dressed on a week-day. This was simply as
  • astounding. His cap was a dainty thing, his close-buttoned blue cloth
  • roundabout was new and natty, and so were his pantaloons. He had shoes
  • on--and it was only Friday. He even wore a necktie, a bright bit of
  • ribbon. He had a citified air about him that ate into Tom's vitals. The
  • more Tom stared at the splendid marvel, the higher he turned up his nose
  • at his finery and the shabbier and shabbier his own outfit seemed to
  • him to grow. Neither boy spoke. If one moved, the other moved--but only
  • sidewise, in a circle; they kept face to face and eye to eye all the
  • time. Finally Tom said:
  • “I can lick you!”
  • “I'd like to see you try it.”
  • “Well, I can do it.”
  • “No you can't, either.”
  • “Yes I can.”
  • “No you can't.”
  • “I can.”
  • “You can't.”
  • “Can!”
  • “Can't!”
  • An uncomfortable pause. Then Tom said:
  • “What's your name?”
  • “'Tisn't any of your business, maybe.”
  • “Well I 'low I'll _make_ it my business.”
  • “Well why don't you?”
  • “If you say much, I will.”
  • “Much--much--_much_. There now.”
  • “Oh, you think you're mighty smart, _don't_ you? I could lick you with
  • one hand tied behind me, if I wanted to.”
  • “Well why don't you _do_ it? You _say_ you can do it.”
  • “Well I _will_, if you fool with me.”
  • “Oh yes--I've seen whole families in the same fix.”
  • “Smarty! You think you're _some_, now, _don't_ you? Oh, what a hat!”
  • “You can lump that hat if you don't like it. I dare you to knock it
  • off--and anybody that'll take a dare will suck eggs.”
  • “You're a liar!”
  • “You're another.”
  • “You're a fighting liar and dasn't take it up.”
  • “Aw--take a walk!”
  • “Say--if you give me much more of your sass I'll take and bounce a rock
  • off'n your head.”
  • “Oh, of _course_ you will.”
  • “Well I _will_.”
  • “Well why don't you _do_ it then? What do you keep _saying_ you will
  • for? Why don't you _do_ it? It's because you're afraid.”
  • “I _ain't_ afraid.”
  • “You are.”
  • “I ain't.”
  • “You are.”
  • Another pause, and more eying and sidling around each other. Presently
  • they were shoulder to shoulder. Tom said:
  • “Get away from here!”
  • “Go away yourself!”
  • “I won't.”
  • “I won't either.”
  • So they stood, each with a foot placed at an angle as a brace, and both
  • shoving with might and main, and glowering at each other with hate. But
  • neither could get an advantage. After struggling till both were hot and
  • flushed, each relaxed his strain with watchful caution, and Tom said:
  • “You're a coward and a pup. I'll tell my big brother on you, and he can
  • thrash you with his little finger, and I'll make him do it, too.”
  • “What do I care for your big brother? I've got a brother that's bigger
  • than he is--and what's more, he can throw him over that fence, too.”
  • [Both brothers were imaginary.]
  • “That's a lie.”
  • “_Your_ saying so don't make it so.”
  • Tom drew a line in the dust with his big toe, and said:
  • “I dare you to step over that, and I'll lick you till you can't stand
  • up. Anybody that'll take a dare will steal sheep.”
  • The new boy stepped over promptly, and said:
  • “Now you said you'd do it, now let's see you do it.”
  • “Don't you crowd me now; you better look out.”
  • “Well, you _said_ you'd do it--why don't you do it?”
  • “By jingo! for two cents I _will_ do it.”
  • The new boy took two broad coppers out of his pocket and held them out
  • with derision. Tom struck them to the ground. In an instant both boys
  • were rolling and tumbling in the dirt, gripped together like cats; and
  • for the space of a minute they tugged and tore at each other's hair and
  • clothes, punched and scratched each other's nose, and covered themselves
  • with dust and glory. Presently the confusion took form, and through the
  • fog of battle Tom appeared, seated astride the new boy, and pounding him
  • with his fists. “Holler 'nuff!” said he.
  • The boy only struggled to free himself. He was crying--mainly from rage.
  • “Holler 'nuff!”--and the pounding went on.
  • At last the stranger got out a smothered “'Nuff!” and Tom let him up and
  • said:
  • “Now that'll learn you. Better look out who you're fooling with next
  • time.”
  • The new boy went off brushing the dust from his clothes, sobbing,
  • snuffling, and occasionally looking back and shaking his head and
  • threatening what he would do to Tom the “next time he caught him out.”
  • To which Tom responded with jeers, and started off in high feather, and
  • as soon as his back was turned the new boy snatched up a stone, threw it
  • and hit him between the shoulders and then turned tail and ran like
  • an antelope. Tom chased the traitor home, and thus found out where he
  • lived. He then held a position at the gate for some time, daring the
  • enemy to come outside, but the enemy only made faces at him through the
  • window and declined. At last the enemy's mother appeared, and called Tom
  • a bad, vicious, vulgar child, and ordered him away. So he went away; but
  • he said he “'lowed” to “lay” for that boy.
  • He got home pretty late that night, and when he climbed cautiously in
  • at the window, he uncovered an ambuscade, in the person of his aunt; and
  • when she saw the state his clothes were in her resolution to turn his
  • Saturday holiday into captivity at hard labor became adamantine in its
  • firmness.
  • CHAPTER II
  • SATURDAY morning was come, and all the summer world was bright and
  • fresh, and brimming with life. There was a song in every heart; and if
  • the heart was young the music issued at the lips. There was cheer in
  • every face and a spring in every step. The locust-trees were in bloom
  • and the fragrance of the blossoms filled the air. Cardiff Hill, beyond
  • the village and above it, was green with vegetation and it lay just far
  • enough away to seem a Delectable Land, dreamy, reposeful, and inviting.
  • Tom appeared on the sidewalk with a bucket of whitewash and a
  • long-handled brush. He surveyed the fence, and all gladness left him and
  • a deep melancholy settled down upon his spirit. Thirty yards of board
  • fence nine feet high. Life to him seemed hollow, and existence but a
  • burden. Sighing, he dipped his brush and passed it along the topmost
  • plank; repeated the operation; did it again; compared the insignificant
  • whitewashed streak with the far-reaching continent of unwhitewashed
  • fence, and sat down on a tree-box discouraged. Jim came skipping out at
  • the gate with a tin pail, and singing Buffalo Gals. Bringing water from
  • the town pump had always been hateful work in Tom's eyes, before, but
  • now it did not strike him so. He remembered that there was company at
  • the pump. White, mulatto, and negro boys and girls were always there
  • waiting their turns, resting, trading playthings, quarrelling, fighting,
  • skylarking. And he remembered that although the pump was only a hundred
  • and fifty yards off, Jim never got back with a bucket of water under an
  • hour--and even then somebody generally had to go after him. Tom said:
  • “Say, Jim, I'll fetch the water if you'll whitewash some.”
  • Jim shook his head and said:
  • “Can't, Mars Tom. Ole missis, she tole me I got to go an' git dis water
  • an' not stop foolin' roun' wid anybody. She say she spec' Mars Tom gwine
  • to ax me to whitewash, an' so she tole me go 'long an' 'tend to my own
  • business--she 'lowed _she'd_ 'tend to de whitewashin'.”
  • “Oh, never you mind what she said, Jim. That's the way she always talks.
  • Gimme the bucket--I won't be gone only a a minute. _She_ won't ever
  • know.”
  • “Oh, I dasn't, Mars Tom. Ole missis she'd take an' tar de head off'n me.
  • 'Deed she would.”
  • “_She_! She never licks anybody--whacks 'em over the head with her
  • thimble--and who cares for that, I'd like to know. She talks awful, but
  • talk don't hurt--anyways it don't if she don't cry. Jim, I'll give you a
  • marvel. I'll give you a white alley!”
  • Jim began to waver.
  • “White alley, Jim! And it's a bully taw.”
  • “My! Dat's a mighty gay marvel, I tell you! But Mars Tom I's powerful
  • 'fraid ole missis--”
  • “And besides, if you will I'll show you my sore toe.”
  • Jim was only human--this attraction was too much for him. He put down
  • his pail, took the white alley, and bent over the toe with absorbing
  • interest while the bandage was being unwound. In another moment he
  • was flying down the street with his pail and a tingling rear, Tom was
  • whitewashing with vigor, and Aunt Polly was retiring from the field with
  • a slipper in her hand and triumph in her eye.
  • But Tom's energy did not last. He began to think of the fun he had
  • planned for this day, and his sorrows multiplied. Soon the free boys
  • would come tripping along on all sorts of delicious expeditions, and
  • they would make a world of fun of him for having to work--the very
  • thought of it burnt him like fire. He got out his worldly wealth and
  • examined it--bits of toys, marbles, and trash; enough to buy an exchange
  • of _work_, maybe, but not half enough to buy so much as half an hour
  • of pure freedom. So he returned his straitened means to his pocket, and
  • gave up the idea of trying to buy the boys. At this dark and hopeless
  • moment an inspiration burst upon him! Nothing less than a great,
  • magnificent inspiration.
  • He took up his brush and went tranquilly to work. Ben Rogers hove in
  • sight presently--the very boy, of all boys, whose ridicule he had been
  • dreading. Ben's gait was the hop-skip-and-jump--proof enough that his
  • heart was light and his anticipations high. He was eating an apple, and
  • giving a long, melodious whoop, at intervals, followed by a deep-toned
  • ding-dong-dong, ding-dong-dong, for he was personating a steamboat. As
  • he drew near, he slackened speed, took the middle of the street, leaned
  • far over to starboard and rounded to ponderously and with laborious pomp
  • and circumstance--for he was personating the Big Missouri, and considered
  • himself to be drawing nine feet of water. He was boat and captain and
  • engine-bells combined, so he had to imagine himself standing on his own
  • hurricane-deck giving the orders and executing them:
  • “Stop her, sir! Ting-a-ling-ling!” The headway ran almost out, and he
  • drew up slowly toward the sidewalk.
  • “Ship up to back! Ting-a-ling-ling!” His arms straightened and stiffened
  • down his sides.
  • “Set her back on the stabboard! Ting-a-ling-ling! Chow! ch-chow-wow!
  • Chow!” His right hand, mean-time, describing stately circles--for it was
  • representing a forty-foot wheel.
  • “Let her go back on the labboard! Ting-a-ling-ling! Chow-ch-chow-chow!”
  • The left hand began to describe circles.
  • “Stop the stabboard! Ting-a-ling-ling! Stop the labboard! Come ahead on
  • the stabboard! Stop her! Let your outside turn over slow! Ting-a-ling-ling!
  • Chow-ow-ow! Get out that head-line! _lively_ now! Come--out with
  • your spring-line--what're you about there! Take a turn round that stump
  • with the bight of it! Stand by that stage, now--let her go! Done with
  • the engines, sir! Ting-a-ling-ling! SH'T! S'H'T! SH'T!” (trying the
  • gauge-cocks).
  • Tom went on whitewashing--paid no attention to the steamboat. Ben stared
  • a moment and then said: “_Hi-Yi! You're_ up a stump, ain't you!”
  • No answer. Tom surveyed his last touch with the eye of an artist, then
  • he gave his brush another gentle sweep and surveyed the result, as
  • before. Ben ranged up alongside of him. Tom's mouth watered for the
  • apple, but he stuck to his work. Ben said:
  • “Hello, old chap, you got to work, hey?”
  • Tom wheeled suddenly and said:
  • “Why, it's you, Ben! I warn't noticing.”
  • “Say--I'm going in a-swimming, I am. Don't you wish you could? But of
  • course you'd druther _work_--wouldn't you? Course you would!”
  • Tom contemplated the boy a bit, and said:
  • “What do you call work?”
  • “Why, ain't _that_ work?”
  • Tom resumed his whitewashing, and answered carelessly:
  • “Well, maybe it is, and maybe it ain't. All I know, is, it suits Tom
  • Sawyer.”
  • “Oh come, now, you don't mean to let on that you _like_ it?”
  • The brush continued to move.
  • “Like it? Well, I don't see why I oughtn't to like it. Does a boy get a
  • chance to whitewash a fence every day?”
  • That put the thing in a new light. Ben stopped nibbling his apple.
  • Tom swept his brush daintily back and forth--stepped back to note the
  • effect--added a touch here and there--criticised the effect again--Ben
  • watching every move and getting more and more interested, more and more
  • absorbed. Presently he said:
  • “Say, Tom, let _me_ whitewash a little.”
  • Tom considered, was about to consent; but he altered his mind:
  • “No--no--I reckon it wouldn't hardly do, Ben. You see, Aunt Polly's awful
  • particular about this fence--right here on the street, you know--but if it
  • was the back fence I wouldn't mind and _she_ wouldn't. Yes, she's awful
  • particular about this fence; it's got to be done very careful; I reckon
  • there ain't one boy in a thousand, maybe two thousand, that can do it
  • the way it's got to be done.”
  • “No--is that so? Oh come, now--lemme just try. Only just a little--I'd let
  • _you_, if you was me, Tom.”
  • “Ben, I'd like to, honest injun; but Aunt Polly--well, Jim wanted to do
  • it, but she wouldn't let him; Sid wanted to do it, and she wouldn't let
  • Sid. Now don't you see how I'm fixed? If you was to tackle this fence
  • and anything was to happen to it--”
  • “Oh, shucks, I'll be just as careful. Now lemme try. Say--I'll give you
  • the core of my apple.”
  • “Well, here--No, Ben, now don't. I'm afeard--”
  • “I'll give you _all_ of it!”
  • Tom gave up the brush with reluctance in his face, but alacrity in his
  • heart. And while the late steamer Big Missouri worked and sweated in the
  • sun, the retired artist sat on a barrel in the shade close by,
  • dangled his legs, munched his apple, and planned the slaughter of more
  • innocents. There was no lack of material; boys happened along every
  • little while; they came to jeer, but remained to whitewash. By the time
  • Ben was fagged out, Tom had traded the next chance to Billy Fisher for
  • a kite, in good repair; and when he played out, Johnny Miller bought in
  • for a dead rat and a string to swing it with--and so on, and so on, hour
  • after hour. And when the middle of the afternoon came, from being a
  • poor poverty-stricken boy in the morning, Tom was literally rolling in
  • wealth. He had besides the things before mentioned, twelve marbles, part
  • of a jews-harp, a piece of blue bottle-glass to look through, a spool
  • cannon, a key that wouldn't unlock anything, a fragment of chalk, a
  • glass stopper of a decanter, a tin soldier, a couple of tadpoles,
  • six fire-crackers, a kitten with only one eye, a brass door-knob, a
  • dog-collar--but no dog--the handle of a knife, four pieces of orange-peel,
  • and a dilapidated old window sash.
  • He had had a nice, good, idle time all the while--plenty of company--and
  • the fence had three coats of whitewash on it! If he hadn't run out of
  • whitewash he would have bankrupted every boy in the village.
  • Tom said to himself that it was not such a hollow world, after all. He
  • had discovered a great law of human action, without knowing it--namely,
  • that in order to make a man or a boy covet a thing, it is only necessary
  • to make the thing difficult to attain. If he had been a great and
  • wise philosopher, like the writer of this book, he would now have
  • comprehended that Work consists of whatever a body is _obliged_ to do,
  • and that Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do. And
  • this would help him to understand why constructing artificial flowers or
  • performing on a tread-mill is work, while rolling ten-pins or climbing
  • Mont Blanc is only amusement. There are wealthy gentlemen in England
  • who drive four-horse passenger-coaches twenty or thirty miles on a
  • daily line, in the summer, because the privilege costs them considerable
  • money; but if they were offered wages for the service, that would turn
  • it into work and then they would resign.
  • The boy mused awhile over the substantial change which had taken place
  • in his worldly circumstances, and then wended toward headquarters to
  • report.
  • CHAPTER III
  • TOM presented himself before Aunt Polly, who was sitting by an
  • open window in a pleasant rearward apartment, which was bedroom,
  • breakfast-room, dining-room, and library, combined. The balmy summer
  • air, the restful quiet, the odor of the flowers, and the drowsing
  • murmur of the bees had had their effect, and she was nodding over her
  • knitting--for she had no company but the cat, and it was asleep in her
  • lap. Her spectacles were propped up on her gray head for safety. She had
  • thought that of course Tom had deserted long ago, and she wondered at
  • seeing him place himself in her power again in this intrepid way. He
  • said: “Mayn't I go and play now, aunt?”
  • “What, a'ready? How much have you done?”
  • “It's all done, aunt.”
  • “Tom, don't lie to me--I can't bear it.”
  • “I ain't, aunt; it _is_ all done.”
  • Aunt Polly placed small trust in such evidence. She went out to see for
  • herself; and she would have been content to find twenty per cent. of
  • Tom's statement true. When she found the entire fence white-washed, and
  • not only whitewashed but elaborately coated and recoated, and even a
  • streak added to the ground, her astonishment was almost unspeakable. She
  • said:
  • “Well, I never! There's no getting round it, you can work when you're a
  • mind to, Tom.” And then she diluted the compliment by adding, “But it's
  • powerful seldom you're a mind to, I'm bound to say. Well, go 'long and
  • play; but mind you get back some time in a week, or I'll tan you.”
  • She was so overcome by the splendor of his achievement that she took
  • him into the closet and selected a choice apple and delivered it to him,
  • along with an improving lecture upon the added value and flavor a treat
  • took to itself when it came without sin through virtuous effort.
  • And while she closed with a happy Scriptural flourish, he “hooked” a
  • doughnut.
  • Then he skipped out, and saw Sid just starting up the outside stairway
  • that led to the back rooms on the second floor. Clods were handy and
  • the air was full of them in a twinkling. They raged around Sid like a
  • hail-storm; and before Aunt Polly could collect her surprised faculties
  • and sally to the rescue, six or seven clods had taken personal effect,
  • and Tom was over the fence and gone. There was a gate, but as a general
  • thing he was too crowded for time to make use of it. His soul was at
  • peace, now that he had settled with Sid for calling attention to his
  • black thread and getting him into trouble.
  • Tom skirted the block, and came round into a muddy alley that led by the
  • back of his aunt's cow-stable. He presently got safely beyond the reach
  • of capture and punishment, and hastened toward the public square of the
  • village, where two “military” companies of boys had met for conflict,
  • according to previous appointment. Tom was General of one of these
  • armies, Joe Harper (a bosom friend) General of the other. These two
  • great commanders did not condescend to fight in person--that being better
  • suited to the still smaller fry--but sat together on an eminence
  • and conducted the field operations by orders delivered through
  • aides-de-camp. Tom's army won a great victory, after a long and
  • hard-fought battle. Then the dead were counted, prisoners exchanged,
  • the terms of the next disagreement agreed upon, and the day for the
  • necessary battle appointed; after which the armies fell into line and
  • marched away, and Tom turned homeward alone.
  • As he was passing by the house where Jeff Thatcher lived, he saw a new
  • girl in the garden--a lovely little blue-eyed creature with yellow
  • hair plaited into two long-tails, white summer frock and embroidered
  • pan-talettes. The fresh-crowned hero fell without firing a shot. A
  • certain Amy Lawrence vanished out of his heart and left not even a
  • memory of herself behind. He had thought he loved her to distraction;
  • he had regarded his passion as adoration; and behold it was only a poor
  • little evanescent partiality. He had been months winning her; she had
  • confessed hardly a week ago; he had been the happiest and the proudest
  • boy in the world only seven short days, and here in one instant of time
  • she had gone out of his heart like a casual stranger whose visit is
  • done.
  • He worshipped this new angel with furtive eye, till he saw that she had
  • discovered him; then he pretended he did not know she was present, and
  • began to “show off” in all sorts of absurd boyish ways, in order to win
  • her admiration. He kept up this grotesque foolishness for some time;
  • but by-and-by, while he was in the midst of some dangerous gymnastic
  • performances, he glanced aside and saw that the little girl was wending
  • her way toward the house. Tom came up to the fence and leaned on it,
  • grieving, and hoping she would tarry yet awhile longer. She halted a
  • moment on the steps and then moved toward the door. Tom heaved a great
  • sigh as she put her foot on the threshold. But his face lit up,
  • right away, for she tossed a pansy over the fence a moment before she
  • disappeared.
  • The boy ran around and stopped within a foot or two of the flower, and
  • then shaded his eyes with his hand and began to look down street as
  • if he had discovered something of interest going on in that direction.
  • Presently he picked up a straw and began trying to balance it on his
  • nose, with his head tilted far back; and as he moved from side to side,
  • in his efforts, he edged nearer and nearer toward the pansy; finally his
  • bare foot rested upon it, his pliant toes closed upon it, and he hopped
  • away with the treasure and disappeared round the corner. But only for a
  • minute--only while he could button the flower inside his jacket, next
  • his heart--or next his stomach, possibly, for he was not much posted in
  • anatomy, and not hypercritical, anyway.
  • He returned, now, and hung about the fence till nightfall, “showing
  • off,” as before; but the girl never exhibited herself again, though Tom
  • comforted himself a little with the hope that she had been near some
  • window, meantime, and been aware of his attentions. Finally he strode
  • home reluctantly, with his poor head full of visions.
  • All through supper his spirits were so high that his aunt wondered “what
  • had got into the child.” He took a good scolding about clodding Sid, and
  • did not seem to mind it in the least. He tried to steal sugar under his
  • aunt's very nose, and got his knuckles rapped for it. He said:
  • “Aunt, you don't whack Sid when he takes it.”
  • “Well, Sid don't torment a body the way you do. You'd be always into
  • that sugar if I warn't watching you.”
  • Presently she stepped into the kitchen, and Sid, happy in his immunity,
  • reached for the sugar-bowl--a sort of glorying over Tom which was
  • wellnigh unbearable. But Sid's fingers slipped and the bowl dropped and
  • broke. Tom was in ecstasies. In such ecstasies that he even controlled
  • his tongue and was silent. He said to himself that he would not speak a
  • word, even when his aunt came in, but would sit perfectly still till she
  • asked who did the mischief; and then he would tell, and there would be
  • nothing so good in the world as to see that pet model “catch it.” He was
  • so brimful of exultation that he could hardly hold himself when the old
  • lady came back and stood above the wreck discharging lightnings of wrath
  • from over her spectacles. He said to himself, “Now it's coming!” And the
  • next instant he was sprawling on the floor! The potent palm was uplifted
  • to strike again when Tom cried out:
  • “Hold on, now, what 'er you belting _me_ for?--Sid broke it!”
  • Aunt Polly paused, perplexed, and Tom looked for healing pity. But when
  • she got her tongue again, she only said:
  • “Umf! Well, you didn't get a lick amiss, I reckon. You been into some
  • other audacious mischief when I wasn't around, like enough.”
  • Then her conscience reproached her, and she yearned to say something
  • kind and loving; but she judged that this would be construed into a
  • confession that she had been in the wrong, and discipline forbade that.
  • So she kept silence, and went about her affairs with a troubled heart.
  • Tom sulked in a corner and exalted his woes. He knew that in her heart
  • his aunt was on her knees to him, and he was morosely gratified by the
  • consciousness of it. He would hang out no signals, he would take notice
  • of none. He knew that a yearning glance fell upon him, now and then,
  • through a film of tears, but he refused recognition of it. He pictured
  • himself lying sick unto death and his aunt bending over him beseeching
  • one little forgiving word, but he would turn his face to the wall, and
  • die with that word unsaid. Ah, how would she feel then? And he pictured
  • himself brought home from the river, dead, with his curls all wet, and
  • his sore heart at rest. How she would throw herself upon him, and how
  • her tears would fall like rain, and her lips pray God to give her back
  • her boy and she would never, never abuse him any more! But he would
  • lie there cold and white and make no sign--a poor little sufferer, whose
  • griefs were at an end. He so worked upon his feelings with the pathos of
  • these dreams, that he had to keep swallowing, he was so like to choke;
  • and his eyes swam in a blur of water, which overflowed when he winked,
  • and ran down and trickled from the end of his nose. And such a luxury to
  • him was this petting of his sorrows, that he could not bear to have any
  • worldly cheeriness or any grating delight intrude upon it; it was too
  • sacred for such contact; and so, presently, when his cousin Mary danced
  • in, all alive with the joy of seeing home again after an age-long visit
  • of one week to the country, he got up and moved in clouds and darkness
  • out at one door as she brought song and sunshine in at the other.
  • He wandered far from the accustomed haunts of boys, and sought desolate
  • places that were in harmony with his spirit. A log raft in the river
  • invited him, and he seated himself on its outer edge and contemplated
  • the dreary vastness of the stream, wishing, the while, that he could
  • only be drowned, all at once and unconsciously, without undergoing the
  • uncomfortable routine devised by nature. Then he thought of his flower.
  • He got it out, rumpled and wilted, and it mightily increased his dismal
  • felicity. He wondered if she would pity him if she knew? Would she
  • cry, and wish that she had a right to put her arms around his neck and
  • comfort him? Or would she turn coldly away like all the hollow world?
  • This picture brought such an agony of pleasurable suffering that he
  • worked it over and over again in his mind and set it up in new and
  • varied lights, till he wore it threadbare. At last he rose up sighing
  • and departed in the darkness.
  • About half-past nine or ten o'clock he came along the deserted street to
  • where the Adored Unknown lived; he paused a moment; no sound fell upon
  • his listening ear; a candle was casting a dull glow upon the curtain
  • of a second-story window. Was the sacred presence there? He climbed the
  • fence, threaded his stealthy way through the plants, till he stood under
  • that window; he looked up at it long, and with emotion; then he laid him
  • down on the ground under it, disposing himself upon his back, with his
  • hands clasped upon his breast and holding his poor wilted flower.
  • And thus he would die--out in the cold world, with no shelter over his
  • homeless head, no friendly hand to wipe the death-damps from his brow,
  • no loving face to bend pityingly over him when the great agony came. And
  • thus _she_ would see him when she looked out upon the glad morning, and
  • oh! would she drop one little tear upon his poor, lifeless form, would
  • she heave one little sigh to see a bright young life so rudely blighted,
  • so untimely cut down?
  • The window went up, a maid-servant's discordant voice profaned the holy
  • calm, and a deluge of water drenched the prone martyr's remains!
  • The strangling hero sprang up with a relieving snort. There was a whiz
  • as of a missile in the air, mingled with the murmur of a curse, a sound
  • as of shivering glass followed, and a small, vague form went over the
  • fence and shot away in the gloom.
  • Not long after, as Tom, all undressed for bed, was surveying his
  • drenched garments by the light of a tallow dip, Sid woke up; but if he
  • had any dim idea of making any “references to allusions,” he thought
  • better of it and held his peace, for there was danger in Tom's eye.
  • Tom turned in without the added vexation of prayers, and Sid made mental
  • note of the omission.
  • CHAPTER IV
  • THE sun rose upon a tranquil world, and beamed down upon the peaceful
  • village like a benediction. Breakfast over, Aunt Polly had family
  • worship: it began with a prayer built from the ground up of solid
  • courses of Scriptural quotations, welded together with a thin mortar of
  • originality; and from the summit of this she delivered a grim chapter of
  • the Mosaic Law, as from Sinai.
  • Then Tom girded up his loins, so to speak, and went to work to “get
  • his verses.” Sid had learned his lesson days before. Tom bent all his
  • energies to the memorizing of five verses, and he chose part of the
  • Sermon on the Mount, because he could find no verses that were shorter.
  • At the end of half an hour Tom had a vague general idea of his lesson,
  • but no more, for his mind was traversing the whole field of human
  • thought, and his hands were busy with distracting recreations. Mary took
  • his book to hear him recite, and he tried to find his way through the
  • fog:
  • “Blessed are the--a--a--”
  • “Poor”--
  • “Yes--poor; blessed are the poor--a--a--”
  • “In spirit--”
  • “In spirit; blessed are the poor in spirit, for they--they--”
  • “_Theirs_--”
  • “For _theirs_. Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theirs is the kingdom
  • of heaven. Blessed are they that mourn, for they--they--”
  • “Sh--”
  • “For they--a--”
  • “S, H, A--”
  • “For they S, H--Oh, I don't know what it is!”
  • “_Shall_!”
  • “Oh, _shall_! for they shall--for they shall--a--a--shall mourn--a--a--blessed
  • are they that shall--they that--a--they that shall mourn, for they
  • shall--a--shall _what_? Why don't you tell me, Mary?--what do you want to
  • be so mean for?”
  • “Oh, Tom, you poor thick-headed thing, I'm not teasing you. I wouldn't
  • do that. You must go and learn it again. Don't you be discouraged, Tom,
  • you'll manage it--and if you do, I'll give you something ever so nice.
  • There, now, that's a good boy.”
  • “All right! What is it, Mary, tell me what it is.”
  • “Never you mind, Tom. You know if I say it's nice, it is nice.”
  • “You bet you that's so, Mary. All right, I'll tackle it again.”
  • And he did “tackle it again”--and under the double pressure of curiosity
  • and prospective gain he did it with such spirit that he accomplished a
  • shining success. Mary gave him a brand-new “Barlow” knife worth twelve
  • and a half cents; and the convulsion of delight that swept his system
  • shook him to his foundations. True, the knife would not cut anything,
  • but it was a “sure-enough” Barlow, and there was inconceivable grandeur
  • in that--though where the Western boys ever got the idea that such a
  • weapon could possibly be counterfeited to its injury is an imposing
  • mystery and will always remain so, perhaps. Tom contrived to scarify the
  • cupboard with it, and was arranging to begin on the bureau, when he was
  • called off to dress for Sunday-school.
  • Mary gave him a tin basin of water and a piece of soap, and he went
  • outside the door and set the basin on a little bench there; then he
  • dipped the soap in the water and laid it down; turned up his sleeves;
  • poured out the water on the ground, gently, and then entered the kitchen
  • and began to wipe his face diligently on the towel behind the door. But
  • Mary removed the towel and said:
  • “Now ain't you ashamed, Tom. You mustn't be so bad. Water won't hurt
  • you.”
  • Tom was a trifle disconcerted. The basin was refilled, and this time he
  • stood over it a little while, gathering resolution; took in a big breath
  • and began. When he entered the kitchen presently, with both eyes shut
  • and groping for the towel with his hands, an honorable testimony of
  • suds and water was dripping from his face. But when he emerged from
  • the towel, he was not yet satisfactory, for the clean territory stopped
  • short at his chin and his jaws, like a mask; below and beyond this line
  • there was a dark expanse of unirrigated soil that spread downward in
  • front and backward around his neck. Mary took him in hand, and when she
  • was done with him he was a man and a brother, without distinction of
  • color, and his saturated hair was neatly brushed, and its short curls
  • wrought into a dainty and symmetrical general effect. [He privately
  • smoothed out the curls, with labor and difficulty, and plastered his
  • hair close down to his head; for he held curls to be effeminate, and his
  • own filled his life with bitterness.] Then Mary got out a suit of his
  • clothing that had been used only on Sundays during two years--they were
  • simply called his “other clothes”--and so by that we know the size of his
  • wardrobe. The girl “put him to rights” after he had dressed himself;
  • she buttoned his neat roundabout up to his chin, turned his vast shirt
  • collar down over his shoulders, brushed him off and crowned him with
  • his speckled straw hat. He now looked exceedingly improved and
  • uncomfortable. He was fully as uncomfortable as he looked; for there
  • was a restraint about whole clothes and cleanliness that galled him. He
  • hoped that Mary would forget his shoes, but the hope was blighted; she
  • coated them thoroughly with tallow, as was the custom, and brought
  • them out. He lost his temper and said he was always being made to do
  • everything he didn't want to do. But Mary said, persuasively:
  • “Please, Tom--that's a good boy.”
  • So he got into the shoes snarling. Mary was soon ready, and the three
  • children set out for Sunday-school--a place that Tom hated with his whole
  • heart; but Sid and Mary were fond of it.
  • Sabbath-school hours were from nine to half-past ten; and then church
  • service. Two of the children always remained for the sermon voluntarily,
  • and the other always remained too--for stronger reasons. The church's
  • high-backed, uncushioned pews would seat about three hundred persons;
  • the edifice was but a small, plain affair, with a sort of pine board
  • tree-box on top of it for a steeple. At the door Tom dropped back a step
  • and accosted a Sunday-dressed comrade:
  • “Say, Billy, got a yaller ticket?”
  • “Yes.”
  • “What'll you take for her?”
  • “What'll you give?”
  • “Piece of lickrish and a fish-hook.”
  • “Less see 'em.”
  • Tom exhibited. They were satisfactory, and the property changed hands.
  • Then Tom traded a couple of white alleys for three red tickets, and some
  • small trifle or other for a couple of blue ones. He waylaid other
  • boys as they came, and went on buying tickets of various colors ten
  • or fifteen minutes longer. He entered the church, now, with a swarm
  • of clean and noisy boys and girls, proceeded to his seat and started
  • a quarrel with the first boy that came handy. The teacher, a grave,
  • elderly man, interfered; then turned his back a moment and Tom pulled a
  • boy's hair in the next bench, and was absorbed in his book when the boy
  • turned around; stuck a pin in another boy, presently, in order to hear
  • him say “Ouch!” and got a new reprimand from his teacher. Tom's whole
  • class were of a pattern--restless, noisy, and troublesome. When they came
  • to recite their lessons, not one of them knew his verses perfectly, but
  • had to be prompted all along. However, they worried through, and each
  • got his reward--in small blue tickets, each with a passage of Scripture
  • on it; each blue ticket was pay for two verses of the recitation. Ten
  • blue tickets equalled a red one, and could be exchanged for it; ten red
  • tickets equalled a yellow one; for ten yellow tickets the superintendent
  • gave a very plainly bound Bible (worth forty cents in those easy
  • times) to the pupil. How many of my readers would have the industry and
  • application to memorize two thousand verses, even for a Dore Bible? And
  • yet Mary had acquired two Bibles in this way--it was the patient work of
  • two years--and a boy of German parentage had won four or five. He once
  • recited three thousand verses without stopping; but the strain upon his
  • mental faculties was too great, and he was little better than an idiot
  • from that day forth--a grievous misfortune for the school, for on great
  • occasions, before company, the superintendent (as Tom expressed it)
  • had always made this boy come out and “spread himself.” Only the older
  • pupils managed to keep their tickets and stick to their tedious work
  • long enough to get a Bible, and so the delivery of one of these prizes
  • was a rare and noteworthy circumstance; the successful pupil was so
  • great and conspicuous for that day that on the spot every scholar's
  • heart was fired with a fresh ambition that often lasted a couple
  • of weeks. It is possible that Tom's mental stomach had never really
  • hungered for one of those prizes, but unquestionably his entire being
  • had for many a day longed for the glory and the eclat that came with it.
  • In due course the superintendent stood up in front of the pulpit, with
  • a closed hymn-book in his hand and his forefinger inserted between its
  • leaves, and commanded attention. When a Sunday-school superintendent
  • makes his customary little speech, a hymn-book in the hand is as
  • necessary as is the inevitable sheet of music in the hand of a singer
  • who stands forward on the platform and sings a solo at a concert--though
  • why, is a mystery: for neither the hymn-book nor the sheet of music
  • is ever referred to by the sufferer. This superintendent was a slim
  • creature of thirty-five, with a sandy goatee and short sandy hair; he
  • wore a stiff standing-collar whose upper edge almost reached his ears
  • and whose sharp points curved forward abreast the corners of his mouth--a
  • fence that compelled a straight lookout ahead, and a turning of the
  • whole body when a side view was required; his chin was propped on a
  • spreading cravat which was as broad and as long as a bank-note, and had
  • fringed ends; his boot toes were turned sharply up, in the fashion
  • of the day, like sleigh-runners--an effect patiently and laboriously
  • produced by the young men by sitting with their toes pressed against a
  • wall for hours together. Mr. Walters was very earnest of mien, and very
  • sincere and honest at heart; and he held sacred things and places
  • in such reverence, and so separated them from worldly matters, that
  • unconsciously to himself his Sunday-school voice had acquired a peculiar
  • intonation which was wholly absent on week-days. He began after this
  • fashion:
  • “Now, children, I want you all to sit up just as straight and pretty as
  • you can and give me all your attention for a minute or two. There--that
  • is it. That is the way good little boys and girls should do. I see one
  • little girl who is looking out of the window--I am afraid she thinks I
  • am out there somewhere--perhaps up in one of the trees making a speech
  • to the little birds. [Applausive titter.] I want to tell you how good it
  • makes me feel to see so many bright, clean little faces assembled in a
  • place like this, learning to do right and be good.” And so forth and so
  • on. It is not necessary to set down the rest of the oration. It was of a
  • pattern which does not vary, and so it is familiar to us all.
  • The latter third of the speech was marred by the resumption of fights
  • and other recreations among certain of the bad boys, and by fidgetings
  • and whisperings that extended far and wide, washing even to the bases of
  • isolated and incorruptible rocks like Sid and Mary. But now every sound
  • ceased suddenly, with the subsidence of Mr. Walters' voice, and the
  • conclusion of the speech was received with a burst of silent gratitude.
  • A good part of the whispering had been occasioned by an event which was
  • more or less rare--the entrance of visitors: lawyer Thatcher, accompanied
  • by a very feeble and aged man; a fine, portly, middle-aged gentleman
  • with iron-gray hair; and a dignified lady who was doubtless the latter's
  • wife. The lady was leading a child. Tom had been restless and full of
  • chafings and repinings; conscience-smitten, too--he could not meet Amy
  • Lawrence's eye, he could not brook her loving gaze. But when he saw this
  • small newcomer his soul was all ablaze with bliss in a moment. The next
  • moment he was “showing off” with all his might--cuffing boys, pulling
  • hair, making faces--in a word, using every art that seemed likely to
  • fascinate a girl and win her applause. His exaltation had but one
  • alloy--the memory of his humiliation in this angel's garden--and that
  • record in sand was fast washing out, under the waves of happiness that
  • were sweeping over it now.
  • The visitors were given the highest seat of honor, and as soon as Mr.
  • Walters' speech was finished, he introduced them to the school. The
  • middle-aged man turned out to be a prodigious personage--no less a one
  • than the county judge--altogether the most august creation these children
  • had ever looked upon--and they wondered what kind of material he was made
  • of--and they half wanted to hear him roar, and were half afraid he might,
  • too. He was from Constantinople, twelve miles away--so he had travelled,
  • and seen the world--these very eyes had looked upon the county
  • court-house--which was said to have a tin roof. The awe which these
  • reflections inspired was attested by the impressive silence and the
  • ranks of staring eyes. This was the great Judge Thatcher, brother of
  • their own lawyer. Jeff Thatcher immediately went forward, to be familiar
  • with the great man and be envied by the school. It would have been music
  • to his soul to hear the whisperings:
  • “Look at him, Jim! He's a going up there. Say--look! he's a going to
  • shake hands with him--he _is_ shaking hands with him! By jings, don't you
  • wish you was Jeff?”
  • Mr. Walters fell to “showing off,” with all sorts of official bustlings
  • and activities, giving orders, delivering judgments, discharging
  • directions here, there, everywhere that he could find a target. The
  • librarian “showed off”--running hither and thither with his arms full of
  • books and making a deal of the splutter and fuss that insect authority
  • delights in. The young lady teachers “showed off”--bending sweetly over
  • pupils that were lately being boxed, lifting pretty warning fingers
  • at bad little boys and patting good ones lovingly. The young gentlemen
  • teachers “showed off” with small scoldings and other little displays of
  • authority and fine attention to discipline--and most of the teachers, of
  • both sexes, found business up at the library, by the pulpit; and it was
  • business that frequently had to be done over again two or three times
  • (with much seeming vexation). The little girls “showed off” in various
  • ways, and the little boys “showed off” with such diligence that the air
  • was thick with paper wads and the murmur of scufflings. And above it
  • all the great man sat and beamed a majestic judicial smile upon all
  • the house, and warmed himself in the sun of his own grandeur--for he was
  • “showing off,” too.
  • There was only one thing wanting to make Mr. Walters' ecstasy complete,
  • and that was a chance to deliver a Bible-prize and exhibit a prodigy.
  • Several pupils had a few yellow tickets, but none had enough--he had been
  • around among the star pupils inquiring. He would have given worlds, now,
  • to have that German lad back again with a sound mind.
  • And now at this moment, when hope was dead, Tom Sawyer came forward with
  • nine yellow tickets, nine red tickets, and ten blue ones, and demanded
  • a Bible. This was a thunderbolt out of a clear sky. Walters was not
  • expecting an application from this source for the next ten years. But
  • there was no getting around it--here were the certified checks, and they
  • were good for their face. Tom was therefore elevated to a place with
  • the Judge and the other elect, and the great news was announced from
  • headquarters. It was the most stunning surprise of the decade, and
  • so profound was the sensation that it lifted the new hero up to the
  • judicial one's altitude, and the school had two marvels to gaze upon
  • in place of one. The boys were all eaten up with envy--but those that
  • suffered the bitterest pangs were those who perceived too late that they
  • themselves had contributed to this hated splendor by trading tickets to
  • Tom for the wealth he had amassed in selling whitewashing privileges.
  • These despised themselves, as being the dupes of a wily fraud, a
  • guileful snake in the grass.
  • The prize was delivered to Tom with as much effusion as the
  • superintendent could pump up under the circumstances; but it lacked
  • somewhat of the true gush, for the poor fellow's instinct taught him
  • that there was a mystery here that could not well bear the light,
  • perhaps; it was simply preposterous that this boy had warehoused two
  • thousand sheaves of Scriptural wisdom on his premises--a dozen would
  • strain his capacity, without a doubt.
  • Amy Lawrence was proud and glad, and she tried to make Tom see it in
  • her face--but he wouldn't look. She wondered; then she was just a grain
  • troubled; next a dim suspicion came and went--came again; she watched;
  • a furtive glance told her worlds--and then her heart broke, and she was
  • jealous, and angry, and the tears came and she hated everybody. Tom most
  • of all (she thought).
  • Tom was introduced to the Judge; but his tongue was tied, his breath
  • would hardly come, his heart quaked--partly because of the awful
  • greatness of the man, but mainly because he was her parent. He would
  • have liked to fall down and worship him, if it were in the dark. The
  • Judge put his hand on Tom's head and called him a fine little man, and
  • asked him what his name was. The boy stammered, gasped, and got it out:
  • “Tom.”
  • “Oh, no, not Tom--it is--”
  • “Thomas.”
  • “Ah, that's it. I thought there was more to it, maybe. That's very well.
  • But you've another one I daresay, and you'll tell it to me, won't you?”
  • “Tell the gentleman your other name, Thomas,” said Walters, “and say
  • sir. You mustn't forget your manners.”
  • “Thomas Sawyer--sir.”
  • “That's it! That's a good boy. Fine boy. Fine, manly little fellow. Two
  • thousand verses is a great many--very, very great many. And you never can
  • be sorry for the trouble you took to learn them; for knowledge is worth
  • more than anything there is in the world; it's what makes great men
  • and good men; you'll be a great man and a good man yourself, some
  • day, Thomas, and then you'll look back and say, It's all owing to the
  • precious Sunday-school privileges of my boyhood--it's all owing to
  • my dear teachers that taught me to learn--it's all owing to the good
  • superintendent, who encouraged me, and watched over me, and gave me a
  • beautiful Bible--a splendid elegant Bible--to keep and have it all for my
  • own, always--it's all owing to right bringing up! That is what you will
  • say, Thomas--and you wouldn't take any money for those two thousand
  • verses--no indeed you wouldn't. And now you wouldn't mind telling me and
  • this lady some of the things you've learned--no, I know you wouldn't--for
  • we are proud of little boys that learn. Now, no doubt you know the names
  • of all the twelve disciples. Won't you tell us the names of the first
  • two that were appointed?”
  • Tom was tugging at a button-hole and looking sheepish. He blushed,
  • now, and his eyes fell. Mr. Walters' heart sank within him. He said
  • to himself, it is not possible that the boy can answer the simplest
  • question--why _did_ the Judge ask him? Yet he felt obliged to speak up
  • and say:
  • “Answer the gentleman, Thomas--don't be afraid.”
  • Tom still hung fire.
  • “Now I know you'll tell me,” said the lady. “The names of the first two
  • disciples were--”
  • “_David And Goliah!_”
  • Let us draw the curtain of charity over the rest of the scene.
  • CHAPTER V
  • ABOUT half-past ten the cracked bell of the small church began to ring,
  • and presently the people began to gather for the morning sermon. The
  • Sunday-school children distributed themselves about the house and
  • occupied pews with their parents, so as to be under supervision. Aunt
  • Polly came, and Tom and Sid and Mary sat with her--Tom being placed next
  • the aisle, in order that he might be as far away from the open window
  • and the seductive outside summer scenes as possible. The crowd filed up
  • the aisles: the aged and needy postmaster, who had seen better days;
  • the mayor and his wife--for they had a mayor there, among other
  • unnecessaries; the justice of the peace; the widow Douglass, fair,
  • smart, and forty, a generous, good-hearted soul and well-to-do, her hill
  • mansion the only palace in the town, and the most hospitable and much
  • the most lavish in the matter of festivities that St. Petersburg could
  • boast; the bent and venerable Major and Mrs. Ward; lawyer Riverson, the
  • new notable from a distance; next the belle of the village, followed by
  • a troop of lawn-clad and ribbon-decked young heart-breakers; then all
  • the young clerks in town in a body--for they had stood in the vestibule
  • sucking their cane-heads, a circling wall of oiled and simpering
  • admirers, till the last girl had run their gantlet; and last of all came
  • the Model Boy, Willie Mufferson, taking as heedful care of his mother as
  • if she were cut glass. He always brought his mother to church, and was
  • the pride of all the matrons. The boys all hated him, he was so
  • good. And besides, he had been “thrown up to them” so much. His
  • white handkerchief was hanging out of his pocket behind, as usual on
  • Sundays--accidentally. Tom had no handkerchief, and he looked upon boys
  • who had as snobs.
  • The congregation being fully assembled, now, the bell rang once more,
  • to warn laggards and stragglers, and then a solemn hush fell upon the
  • church which was only broken by the tittering and whispering of the
  • choir in the gallery. The choir always tittered and whispered all
  • through service. There was once a church choir that was not ill-bred,
  • but I have forgotten where it was, now. It was a great many years ago,
  • and I can scarcely remember anything about it, but I think it was in
  • some foreign country.
  • The minister gave out the hymn, and read it through with a relish, in a
  • peculiar style which was much admired in that part of the country. His
  • voice began on a medium key and climbed steadily up till it reached a
  • certain point, where it bore with strong emphasis upon the topmost word
  • and then plunged down as if from a spring-board:
  • Shall I be car-ri-ed toe the skies, on flow'ry _beds_ of ease,
  • Whilst others fight to win the prize, and sail thro' _blood_-y seas?
  • He was regarded as a wonderful reader. At church “sociables” he was
  • always called upon to read poetry; and when he was through, the ladies
  • would lift up their hands and let them fall helplessly in their laps,
  • and “wall” their eyes, and shake their heads, as much as to say, “Words
  • cannot express it; it is too beautiful, TOO beautiful for this mortal
  • earth.”
  • After the hymn had been sung, the Rev. Mr. Sprague turned himself into
  • a bulletin-board, and read off “notices” of meetings and societies and
  • things till it seemed that the list would stretch out to the crack of
  • doom--a queer custom which is still kept up in America, even in cities,
  • away here in this age of abundant newspapers. Often, the less there is
  • to justify a traditional custom, the harder it is to get rid of it.
  • And now the minister prayed. A good, generous prayer it was, and went
  • into details: it pleaded for the church, and the little children of the
  • church; for the other churches of the village; for the village itself;
  • for the county; for the State; for the State officers; for the United
  • States; for the churches of the United States; for Congress; for the
  • President; for the officers of the Government; for poor sailors, tossed
  • by stormy seas; for the oppressed millions groaning under the heel of
  • European monarchies and Oriental despotisms; for such as have the light
  • and the good tidings, and yet have not eyes to see nor ears to hear
  • withal; for the heathen in the far islands of the sea; and closed with
  • a supplication that the words he was about to speak might find grace
  • and favor, and be as seed sown in fertile ground, yielding in time a
  • grateful harvest of good. Amen.
  • There was a rustling of dresses, and the standing congregation sat down.
  • The boy whose history this book relates did not enjoy the prayer, he
  • only endured it--if he even did that much. He was restive all through it;
  • he kept tally of the details of the prayer, unconsciously--for he was not
  • listening, but he knew the ground of old, and the clergyman's regular
  • route over it--and when a little trifle of new matter was interlarded,
  • his ear detected it and his whole nature resented it; he considered
  • additions unfair, and scoundrelly. In the midst of the prayer a fly had
  • lit on the back of the pew in front of him and tortured his spirit by
  • calmly rubbing its hands together, embracing its head with its arms, and
  • polishing it so vigorously that it seemed to almost part company with
  • the body, and the slender thread of a neck was exposed to view; scraping
  • its wings with its hind legs and smoothing them to its body as if they
  • had been coat-tails; going through its whole toilet as tranquilly as if
  • it knew it was perfectly safe. As indeed it was; for as sorely as Tom's
  • hands itched to grab for it they did not dare--he believed his soul would
  • be instantly destroyed if he did such a thing while the prayer was going
  • on. But with the closing sentence his hand began to curve and steal
  • forward; and the instant the “Amen” was out the fly was a prisoner of
  • war. His aunt detected the act and made him let it go.
  • The minister gave out his text and droned along monotonously through an
  • argument that was so prosy that many a head by and by began to nod--and
  • yet it was an argument that dealt in limitless fire and brimstone and
  • thinned the predestined elect down to a company so small as to be hardly
  • worth the saving. Tom counted the pages of the sermon; after church he
  • always knew how many pages there had been, but he seldom knew anything
  • else about the discourse. However, this time he was really interested
  • for a little while. The minister made a grand and moving picture of the
  • assembling together of the world's hosts at the millennium when the lion
  • and the lamb should lie down together and a little child should lead
  • them. But the pathos, the lesson, the moral of the great spectacle
  • were lost upon the boy; he only thought of the conspicuousness of the
  • principal character before the on-looking nations; his face lit with the
  • thought, and he said to himself that he wished he could be that child,
  • if it was a tame lion.
  • Now he lapsed into suffering again, as the dry argument was resumed.
  • Presently he bethought him of a treasure he had and got it out. It was
  • a large black beetle with formidable jaws--a “pinchbug,” he called it. It
  • was in a percussion-cap box. The first thing the beetle did was to
  • take him by the finger. A natural fillip followed, the beetle went
  • floundering into the aisle and lit on its back, and the hurt finger went
  • into the boy's mouth. The beetle lay there working its helpless legs,
  • unable to turn over. Tom eyed it, and longed for it; but it was safe out
  • of his reach. Other people uninterested in the sermon found relief in
  • the beetle, and they eyed it too. Presently a vagrant poodle dog came
  • idling along, sad at heart, lazy with the summer softness and the
  • quiet, weary of captivity, sighing for change. He spied the beetle; the
  • drooping tail lifted and wagged. He surveyed the prize; walked around
  • it; smelt at it from a safe distance; walked around it again; grew
  • bolder, and took a closer smell; then lifted his lip and made a gingerly
  • snatch at it, just missing it; made another, and another; began to enjoy
  • the diversion; subsided to his stomach with the beetle between his paws,
  • and continued his experiments; grew weary at last, and then indifferent
  • and absent-minded. His head nodded, and little by little his chin
  • descended and touched the enemy, who seized it. There was a sharp yelp,
  • a flirt of the poodle's head, and the beetle fell a couple of yards
  • away, and lit on its back once more. The neighboring spectators
  • shook with a gentle inward joy, several faces went behind fans and
  • hand-kerchiefs, and Tom was entirely happy. The dog looked foolish,
  • and probably felt so; but there was resentment in his heart, too, and a
  • craving for revenge. So he went to the beetle and began a wary attack on
  • it again; jumping at it from every point of a circle, lighting with his
  • fore-paws within an inch of the creature, making even closer snatches at
  • it with his teeth, and jerking his head till his ears flapped again. But
  • he grew tired once more, after a while; tried to amuse himself with a
  • fly but found no relief; followed an ant around, with his nose close
  • to the floor, and quickly wearied of that; yawned, sighed, forgot the
  • beetle entirely, and sat down on it. Then there was a wild yelp of agony
  • and the poodle went sailing up the aisle; the yelps continued, and so
  • did the dog; he crossed the house in front of the altar; he flew
  • down the other aisle; he crossed before the doors; he clamored up the
  • home-stretch; his anguish grew with his progress, till presently he was
  • but a woolly comet moving in its orbit with the gleam and the speed of
  • light. At last the frantic sufferer sheered from its course, and sprang
  • into its master's lap; he flung it out of the window, and the voice of
  • distress quickly thinned away and died in the distance.
  • By this time the whole church was red-faced and suffocating with
  • suppressed laughter, and the sermon had come to a dead standstill.
  • The discourse was resumed presently, but it went lame and halting, all
  • possibility of impressiveness being at an end; for even the gravest
  • sentiments were constantly being received with a smothered burst of
  • unholy mirth, under cover of some remote pew-back, as if the poor parson
  • had said a rarely facetious thing. It was a genuine relief to the whole
  • congregation when the ordeal was over and the benediction pronounced.
  • Tom Sawyer went home quite cheerful, thinking to himself that there was
  • some satisfaction about divine service when there was a bit of variety
  • in it. He had but one marring thought; he was willing that the dog
  • should play with his pinchbug, but he did not think it was upright in
  • him to carry it off.
  • CHAPTER VI
  • MONDAY morning found Tom Sawyer miserable. Monday morning always found
  • him so--because it began another week's slow suffering in school. He
  • generally began that day with wishing he had had no intervening holiday,
  • it made the going into captivity and fetters again so much more odious.
  • Tom lay thinking. Presently it occurred to him that he wished he was
  • sick; then he could stay home from school. Here was a vague possibility.
  • He canvassed his system. No ailment was found, and he investigated
  • again. This time he thought he could detect colicky symptoms, and he
  • began to encourage them with considerable hope. But they soon grew
  • feeble, and presently died wholly away. He reflected further. Suddenly
  • he discovered something. One of his upper front teeth was loose. This
  • was lucky; he was about to begin to groan, as a “starter,” as he
  • called it, when it occurred to him that if he came into court with that
  • argument, his aunt would pull it out, and that would hurt. So he thought
  • he would hold the tooth in reserve for the present, and seek further.
  • Nothing offered for some little time, and then he remembered hearing
  • the doctor tell about a certain thing that laid up a patient for two or
  • three weeks and threatened to make him lose a finger. So the boy eagerly
  • drew his sore toe from under the sheet and held it up for inspection.
  • But now he did not know the necessary symptoms. However, it seemed
  • well worth while to chance it, so he fell to groaning with considerable
  • spirit.
  • But Sid slept on unconscious.
  • Tom groaned louder, and fancied that he began to feel pain in the toe.
  • No result from Sid.
  • Tom was panting with his exertions by this time. He took a rest and then
  • swelled himself up and fetched a succession of admirable groans.
  • Sid snored on.
  • Tom was aggravated. He said, “Sid, Sid!” and shook him. This course
  • worked well, and Tom began to groan again. Sid yawned, stretched, then
  • brought himself up on his elbow with a snort, and began to stare at Tom.
  • Tom went on groaning. Sid said:
  • “Tom! Say, Tom!” [No response.] “Here, Tom! TOM! What is the matter,
  • Tom?” And he shook him and looked in his face anxiously.
  • Tom moaned out:
  • “Oh, don't, Sid. Don't joggle me.”
  • “Why, what's the matter, Tom? I must call auntie.”
  • “No--never mind. It'll be over by and by, maybe. Don't call anybody.”
  • “But I must! _Don't_ groan so, Tom, it's awful. How long you been this
  • way?”
  • “Hours. Ouch! Oh, don't stir so, Sid, you'll kill me.”
  • “Tom, why didn't you wake me sooner? Oh, Tom, _don't!_ It makes my flesh
  • crawl to hear you. Tom, what is the matter?”
  • “I forgive you everything, Sid. [Groan.] Everything you've ever done to
  • me. When I'm gone--”
  • “Oh, Tom, you ain't dying, are you? Don't, Tom--oh, don't. Maybe--”
  • “I forgive everybody, Sid. [Groan.] Tell 'em so, Sid. And Sid, you give
  • my window-sash and my cat with one eye to that new girl that's come to
  • town, and tell her--”
  • But Sid had snatched his clothes and gone. Tom was suffering in reality,
  • now, so handsomely was his imagination working, and so his groans had
  • gathered quite a genuine tone.
  • Sid flew downstairs and said:
  • “Oh, Aunt Polly, come! Tom's dying!”
  • “Dying!”
  • “Yes'm. Don't wait--come quick!”
  • “Rubbage! I don't believe it!”
  • But she fled upstairs, nevertheless, with Sid and Mary at her heels.
  • And her face grew white, too, and her lip trembled. When she reached the
  • bedside she gasped out:
  • “You, Tom! Tom, what's the matter with you?”
  • “Oh, auntie, I'm--”
  • “What's the matter with you--what is the matter with you, child?”
  • “Oh, auntie, my sore toe's mortified!”
  • The old lady sank down into a chair and laughed a little, then cried a
  • little, then did both together. This restored her and she said:
  • “Tom, what a turn you did give me. Now you shut up that nonsense and
  • climb out of this.”
  • The groans ceased and the pain vanished from the toe. The boy felt a
  • little foolish, and he said:
  • “Aunt Polly, it _seemed_ mortified, and it hurt so I never minded my
  • tooth at all.”
  • “Your tooth, indeed! What's the matter with your tooth?”
  • “One of them's loose, and it aches perfectly awful.”
  • “There, there, now, don't begin that groaning again. Open your mouth.
  • Well--your tooth _is_ loose, but you're not going to die about that.
  • Mary, get me a silk thread, and a chunk of fire out of the kitchen.”
  • Tom said:
  • “Oh, please, auntie, don't pull it out. It don't hurt any more. I wish
  • I may never stir if it does. Please don't, auntie. I don't want to stay
  • home from school.”
  • “Oh, you don't, don't you? So all this row was because you thought you'd
  • get to stay home from school and go a-fishing? Tom, Tom, I love you so,
  • and you seem to try every way you can to break my old heart with your
  • outrageousness.” By this time the dental instruments were ready. The old
  • lady made one end of the silk thread fast to Tom's tooth with a loop
  • and tied the other to the bedpost. Then she seized the chunk of fire and
  • suddenly thrust it almost into the boy's face. The tooth hung dangling
  • by the bedpost, now.
  • But all trials bring their compensations. As Tom wended to school after
  • breakfast, he was the envy of every boy he met because the gap in his
  • upper row of teeth enabled him to expectorate in a new and admirable
  • way. He gathered quite a following of lads interested in the exhibition;
  • and one that had cut his finger and had been a centre of fascination and
  • homage up to this time, now found himself suddenly without an adherent,
  • and shorn of his glory. His heart was heavy, and he said with a disdain
  • which he did not feel that it wasn't anything to spit like Tom Sawyer;
  • but another boy said, “Sour grapes!” and he wandered away a dismantled
  • hero.
  • Shortly Tom came upon the juvenile pariah of the village, Huckleberry
  • Finn, son of the town drunkard. Huckleberry was cordially hated and
  • dreaded by all the mothers of the town, because he was idle and lawless
  • and vulgar and bad--and because all their children admired him so, and
  • delighted in his forbidden society, and wished they dared to be like
  • him. Tom was like the rest of the respectable boys, in that he envied
  • Huckleberry his gaudy outcast condition, and was under strict orders
  • not to play with him. So he played with him every time he got a chance.
  • Huckleberry was always dressed in the cast-off clothes of full-grown
  • men, and they were in perennial bloom and fluttering with rags. His hat
  • was a vast ruin with a wide crescent lopped out of its brim; his coat,
  • when he wore one, hung nearly to his heels and had the rearward buttons
  • far down the back; but one suspender supported his trousers; the seat of
  • the trousers bagged low and contained nothing, the fringed legs dragged
  • in the dirt when not rolled up.
  • Huckleberry came and went, at his own free will. He slept on doorsteps
  • in fine weather and in empty hogsheads in wet; he did not have to go to
  • school or to church, or call any being master or obey anybody; he could
  • go fishing or swimming when and where he chose, and stay as long as it
  • suited him; nobody forbade him to fight; he could sit up as late as he
  • pleased; he was always the first boy that went barefoot in the spring
  • and the last to resume leather in the fall; he never had to wash, nor
  • put on clean clothes; he could swear wonderfully. In a word, everything
  • that goes to make life precious that boy had. So thought every harassed,
  • hampered, respectable boy in St. Petersburg.
  • Tom hailed the romantic outcast:
  • “Hello, Huckleberry!”
  • “Hello yourself, and see how you like it.”
  • “What's that you got?”
  • “Dead cat.”
  • “Lemme see him, Huck. My, he's pretty stiff. Where'd you get him?”
  • “Bought him off'n a boy.”
  • “What did you give?”
  • “I give a blue ticket and a bladder that I got at the slaughter-house.”
  • “Where'd you get the blue ticket?”
  • “Bought it off'n Ben Rogers two weeks ago for a hoop-stick.”
  • “Say--what is dead cats good for, Huck?”
  • “Good for? Cure warts with.”
  • “No! Is that so? I know something that's better.”
  • “I bet you don't. What is it?”
  • “Why, spunk-water.”
  • “Spunk-water! I wouldn't give a dern for spunk-water.”
  • “You wouldn't, wouldn't you? D'you ever try it?”
  • “No, I hain't. But Bob Tanner did.”
  • “Who told you so!”
  • “Why, he told Jeff Thatcher, and Jeff told Johnny Baker, and Johnny
  • told Jim Hollis, and Jim told Ben Rogers, and Ben told a nigger, and the
  • nigger told me. There now!”
  • “Well, what of it? They'll all lie. Leastways all but the nigger. I
  • don't know _him_. But I never see a nigger that _wouldn't_ lie. Shucks!
  • Now you tell me how Bob Tanner done it, Huck.”
  • “Why, he took and dipped his hand in a rotten stump where the rain-water
  • was.”
  • “In the daytime?”
  • “Certainly.”
  • “With his face to the stump?”
  • “Yes. Least I reckon so.”
  • “Did he say anything?”
  • “I don't reckon he did. I don't know.”
  • “Aha! Talk about trying to cure warts with spunk-water such a blame fool
  • way as that! Why, that ain't a-going to do any good. You got to go all
  • by yourself, to the middle of the woods, where you know there's a
  • spunk-water stump, and just as it's midnight you back up against the stump
  • and jam your hand in and say:
  • 'Barley-corn, barley-corn, injun-meal shorts, Spunk-water, spunk-water,
  • swaller these warts,'
  • and then walk away quick, eleven steps, with your eyes shut, and then
  • turn around three times and walk home without speaking to anybody.
  • Because if you speak the charm's busted.”
  • “Well, that sounds like a good way; but that ain't the way Bob Tanner
  • done.”
  • “No, sir, you can bet he didn't, becuz he's the wartiest boy in this
  • town; and he wouldn't have a wart on him if he'd knowed how to work
  • spunk-water. I've took off thousands of warts off of my hands that way,
  • Huck. I play with frogs so much that I've always got considerable many
  • warts. Sometimes I take 'em off with a bean.”
  • “Yes, bean's good. I've done that.”
  • “Have you? What's your way?”
  • “You take and split the bean, and cut the wart so as to get some blood,
  • and then you put the blood on one piece of the bean and take and dig
  • a hole and bury it 'bout midnight at the crossroads in the dark of the
  • moon, and then you burn up the rest of the bean. You see that piece
  • that's got the blood on it will keep drawing and drawing, trying to
  • fetch the other piece to it, and so that helps the blood to draw the
  • wart, and pretty soon off she comes.”
  • “Yes, that's it, Huck--that's it; though when you're burying it if you
  • say 'Down bean; off wart; come no more to bother me!' it's better.
  • That's the way Joe Harper does, and he's been nearly to Coonville and
  • most everywheres. But say--how do you cure 'em with dead cats?”
  • “Why, you take your cat and go and get in the grave-yard 'long about
  • midnight when somebody that was wicked has been buried; and when it's
  • midnight a devil will come, or maybe two or three, but you can't see
  • 'em, you can only hear something like the wind, or maybe hear 'em talk;
  • and when they're taking that feller away, you heave your cat after 'em
  • and say, 'Devil follow corpse, cat follow devil, warts follow cat, I'm
  • done with ye!' That'll fetch _any_ wart.”
  • “Sounds right. D'you ever try it, Huck?”
  • “No, but old Mother Hopkins told me.”
  • “Well, I reckon it's so, then. Becuz they say she's a witch.”
  • “Say! Why, Tom, I _know_ she is. She witched pap. Pap says so his own
  • self. He come along one day, and he see she was a-witching him, so he
  • took up a rock, and if she hadn't dodged, he'd a got her. Well, that
  • very night he rolled off'n a shed wher' he was a layin drunk, and broke
  • his arm.”
  • “Why, that's awful. How did he know she was a-witching him?”
  • “Lord, pap can tell, easy. Pap says when they keep looking at you right
  • stiddy, they're a-witching you. Specially if they mumble. Becuz when
  • they mumble they're saying the Lord's Prayer backards.”
  • “Say, Hucky, when you going to try the cat?”
  • “To-night. I reckon they'll come after old Hoss Williams to-night.”
  • “But they buried him Saturday. Didn't they get him Saturday night?”
  • “Why, how you talk! How could their charms work till midnight?--and
  • _then_ it's Sunday. Devils don't slosh around much of a Sunday, I don't
  • reckon.”
  • “I never thought of that. That's so. Lemme go with you?”
  • “Of course--if you ain't afeard.”
  • “Afeard! 'Tain't likely. Will you meow?”
  • “Yes--and you meow back, if you get a chance. Last time, you kep' me
  • a-meowing around till old Hays went to throwing rocks at me and says
  • 'Dern that cat!' and so I hove a brick through his window--but don't you
  • tell.”
  • “I won't. I couldn't meow that night, becuz auntie was watching me, but
  • I'll meow this time. Say--what's that?”
  • “Nothing but a tick.”
  • “Where'd you get him?”
  • “Out in the woods.”
  • “What'll you take for him?”
  • “I don't know. I don't want to sell him.”
  • “All right. It's a mighty small tick, anyway.”
  • “Oh, anybody can run a tick down that don't belong to them. I'm
  • satisfied with it. It's a good enough tick for me.”
  • “Sho, there's ticks a plenty. I could have a thousand of 'em if I wanted
  • to.”
  • “Well, why don't you? Becuz you know mighty well you can't. This is a
  • pretty early tick, I reckon. It's the first one I've seen this year.”
  • “Say, Huck--I'll give you my tooth for him.”
  • “Less see it.”
  • Tom got out a bit of paper and carefully unrolled it. Huckleberry viewed
  • it wistfully. The temptation was very strong. At last he said:
  • “Is it genuwyne?”
  • Tom lifted his lip and showed the vacancy.
  • “Well, all right,” said Huckleberry, “it's a trade.”
  • Tom enclosed the tick in the percussion-cap box that had lately been the
  • pinchbug's prison, and the boys separated, each feeling wealthier than
  • before.
  • When Tom reached the little isolated frame school-house, he strode in
  • briskly, with the manner of one who had come with all honest speed. He
  • hung his hat on a peg and flung himself into his seat with business-like
  • alacrity. The master, throned on high in his great splint-bottom
  • arm-chair, was dozing, lulled by the drowsy hum of study. The
  • interruption roused him.
  • “Thomas Sawyer!”
  • Tom knew that when his name was pronounced in full, it meant trouble.
  • “Sir!”
  • “Come up here. Now, sir, why are you late again, as usual?”
  • Tom was about to take refuge in a lie, when he saw two long tails of
  • yellow hair hanging down a back that he recognized by the electric
  • sympathy of love; and by that form was _the only vacant place_ on the
  • girls' side of the school-house. He instantly said:
  • “_I stopped to talk with Huckleberry Finn!_”
  • The master's pulse stood still, and he stared helplessly. The buzz of
  • study ceased. The pupils wondered if this foolhardy boy had lost his
  • mind. The master said:
  • “You--you did what?”
  • “Stopped to talk with Huckleberry Finn.”
  • There was no mistaking the words.
  • “Thomas Sawyer, this is the most astounding confession I have ever
  • listened to. No mere ferule will answer for this offence. Take off your
  • jacket.”
  • The master's arm performed until it was tired and the stock of switches
  • notably diminished. Then the order followed:
  • “Now, sir, go and sit with the girls! And let this be a warning to you.”
  • The titter that rippled around the room appeared to abash the boy, but
  • in reality that result was caused rather more by his worshipful awe
  • of his unknown idol and the dread pleasure that lay in his high good
  • fortune. He sat down upon the end of the pine bench and the girl hitched
  • herself away from him with a toss of her head. Nudges and winks and
  • whispers traversed the room, but Tom sat still, with his arms upon the
  • long, low desk before him, and seemed to study his book.
  • By and by attention ceased from him, and the accustomed school murmur
  • rose upon the dull air once more. Presently the boy began to steal
  • furtive glances at the girl. She observed it, “made a mouth” at him
  • and gave him the back of her head for the space of a minute. When she
  • cautiously faced around again, a peach lay before her. She thrust it
  • away. Tom gently put it back. She thrust it away again, but with less
  • animosity. Tom patiently returned it to its place. Then she let it
  • remain. Tom scrawled on his slate, “Please take it--I got more.” The
  • girl glanced at the words, but made no sign. Now the boy began to draw
  • something on the slate, hiding his work with his left hand. For a time
  • the girl refused to notice; but her human curiosity presently began
  • to manifest itself by hardly perceptible signs. The boy worked on,
  • apparently unconscious. The girl made a sort of non-committal attempt
  • to see, but the boy did not betray that he was aware of it. At last she
  • gave in and hesitatingly whispered:
  • “Let me see it.”
  • Tom partly uncovered a dismal caricature of a house with two gable ends
  • to it and a corkscrew of smoke issuing from the chimney. Then the girl's
  • interest began to fasten itself upon the work and she forgot everything
  • else. When it was finished, she gazed a moment, then whispered:
  • “It's nice--make a man.”
  • The artist erected a man in the front yard, that resembled a derrick. He
  • could have stepped over the house; but the girl was not hypercritical;
  • she was satisfied with the monster, and whispered:
  • “It's a beautiful man--now make me coming along.”
  • Tom drew an hour-glass with a full moon and straw limbs to it and armed
  • the spreading fingers with a portentous fan. The girl said:
  • “It's ever so nice--I wish I could draw.”
  • “It's easy,” whispered Tom, “I'll learn you.”
  • “Oh, will you? When?”
  • “At noon. Do you go home to dinner?”
  • “I'll stay if you will.”
  • “Good--that's a whack. What's your name?”
  • “Becky Thatcher. What's yours? Oh, I know. It's Thomas Sawyer.”
  • “That's the name they lick me by. I'm Tom when I'm good. You call me
  • Tom, will you?”
  • “Yes.”
  • Now Tom began to scrawl something on the slate, hiding the words from
  • the girl. But she was not backward this time. She begged to see. Tom
  • said:
  • “Oh, it ain't anything.”
  • “Yes it is.”
  • “No it ain't. You don't want to see.”
  • “Yes I do, indeed I do. Please let me.”
  • “You'll tell.”
  • “No I won't--deed and deed and double deed won't.”
  • “You won't tell anybody at all? Ever, as long as you live?”
  • “No, I won't ever tell _any_body. Now let me.”
  • “Oh, _you_ don't want to see!”
  • “Now that you treat me so, I _will_ see.” And she put her small hand
  • upon his and a little scuffle ensued, Tom pretending to resist in
  • earnest but letting his hand slip by degrees till these words were
  • revealed: “_I love you_.”
  • “Oh, you bad thing!” And she hit his hand a smart rap, but reddened and
  • looked pleased, nevertheless.
  • Just at this juncture the boy felt a slow, fateful grip closing on his
  • ear, and a steady lifting impulse. In that wise he was borne across the
  • house and deposited in his own seat, under a peppering fire of giggles
  • from the whole school. Then the master stood over him during a few awful
  • moments, and finally moved away to his throne without saying a word. But
  • although Tom's ear tingled, his heart was jubilant.
  • As the school quieted down Tom made an honest effort to study, but
  • the turmoil within him was too great. In turn he took his place in the
  • reading class and made a botch of it; then in the geography class and
  • turned lakes into mountains, mountains into rivers, and rivers into
  • continents, till chaos was come again; then in the spelling class, and
  • got “turned down,” by a succession of mere baby words, till he brought
  • up at the foot and yielded up the pewter medal which he had worn with
  • ostentation for months.
  • CHAPTER VII
  • THE harder Tom tried to fasten his mind on his book, the more his ideas
  • wandered. So at last, with a sigh and a yawn, he gave it up. It seemed
  • to him that the noon recess would never come. The air was utterly dead.
  • There was not a breath stirring. It was the sleepiest of sleepy days.
  • The drowsing murmur of the five and twenty studying scholars soothed
  • the soul like the spell that is in the murmur of bees. Away off in the
  • flaming sunshine, Cardiff Hill lifted its soft green sides through a
  • shimmering veil of heat, tinted with the purple of distance; a few birds
  • floated on lazy wing high in the air; no other living thing was visible
  • but some cows, and they were asleep. Tom's heart ached to be free, or
  • else to have something of interest to do to pass the dreary time.
  • His hand wandered into his pocket and his face lit up with a glow of
  • gratitude that was prayer, though he did not know it. Then furtively
  • the percussion-cap box came out. He released the tick and put him on
  • the long flat desk. The creature probably glowed with a gratitude that
  • amounted to prayer, too, at this moment, but it was premature: for when
  • he started thankfully to travel off, Tom turned him aside with a pin and
  • made him take a new direction.
  • Tom's bosom friend sat next him, suffering just as Tom had been, and
  • now he was deeply and gratefully interested in this entertainment in
  • an instant. This bosom friend was Joe Harper. The two boys were sworn
  • friends all the week, and embattled enemies on Saturdays. Joe took a
  • pin out of his lapel and began to assist in exercising the prisoner.
  • The sport grew in interest momently. Soon Tom said that they were
  • interfering with each other, and neither getting the fullest benefit
  • of the tick. So he put Joe's slate on the desk and drew a line down the
  • middle of it from top to bottom.
  • “Now,” said he, “as long as he is on your side you can stir him up and
  • I'll let him alone; but if you let him get away and get on my side,
  • you're to leave him alone as long as I can keep him from crossing over.”
  • “All right, go ahead; start him up.”
  • The tick escaped from Tom, presently, and crossed the equator. Joe
  • harassed him awhile, and then he got away and crossed back again. This
  • change of base occurred often. While one boy was worrying the tick with
  • absorbing interest, the other would look on with interest as strong, the
  • two heads bowed together over the slate, and the two souls dead to all
  • things else. At last luck seemed to settle and abide with Joe. The
  • tick tried this, that, and the other course, and got as excited and as
  • anxious as the boys themselves, but time and again just as he would
  • have victory in his very grasp, so to speak, and Tom's fingers would
  • be twitching to begin, Joe's pin would deftly head him off, and keep
  • possession. At last Tom could stand it no longer. The temptation was too
  • strong. So he reached out and lent a hand with his pin. Joe was angry in
  • a moment. Said he:
  • “Tom, you let him alone.”
  • “I only just want to stir him up a little, Joe.”
  • “No, sir, it ain't fair; you just let him alone.”
  • “Blame it, I ain't going to stir him much.”
  • “Let him alone, I tell you.”
  • “I won't!”
  • “You shall--he's on my side of the line.”
  • “Look here, Joe Harper, whose is that tick?”
  • “I don't care whose tick he is--he's on my side of the line, and you
  • sha'n't touch him.”
  • “Well, I'll just bet I will, though. He's my tick and I'll do what I
  • blame please with him, or die!”
  • A tremendous whack came down on Tom's shoulders, and its duplicate on
  • Joe's; and for the space of two minutes the dust continued to fly from
  • the two jackets and the whole school to enjoy it. The boys had been
  • too absorbed to notice the hush that had stolen upon the school awhile
  • before when the master came tiptoeing down the room and stood over them.
  • He had contemplated a good part of the performance before he contributed
  • his bit of variety to it.
  • When school broke up at noon, Tom flew to Becky Thatcher, and whispered
  • in her ear:
  • “Put on your bonnet and let on you're going home; and when you get to
  • the corner, give the rest of 'em the slip, and turn down through the
  • lane and come back. I'll go the other way and come it over 'em the same
  • way.”
  • So the one went off with one group of scholars, and the other with
  • another. In a little while the two met at the bottom of the lane, and
  • when they reached the school they had it all to themselves. Then they
  • sat together, with a slate before them, and Tom gave Becky the pencil
  • and held her hand in his, guiding it, and so created another surprising
  • house. When the interest in art began to wane, the two fell to talking.
  • Tom was swimming in bliss. He said:
  • “Do you love rats?”
  • “No! I hate them!”
  • “Well, I do, too--_live_ ones. But I mean dead ones, to swing round your
  • head with a string.”
  • “No, I don't care for rats much, anyway. What I like is chewing-gum.”
  • “Oh, I should say so! I wish I had some now.”
  • “Do you? I've got some. I'll let you chew it awhile, but you must give
  • it back to me.”
  • That was agreeable, so they chewed it turn about, and dangled their legs
  • against the bench in excess of contentment.
  • “Was you ever at a circus?” said Tom.
  • “Yes, and my pa's going to take me again some time, if I'm good.”
  • “I been to the circus three or four times--lots of times. Church ain't
  • shucks to a circus. There's things going on at a circus all the time.
  • I'm going to be a clown in a circus when I grow up.”
  • “Oh, are you! That will be nice. They're so lovely, all spotted up.”
  • “Yes, that's so. And they get slathers of money--most a dollar a day, Ben
  • Rogers says. Say, Becky, was you ever engaged?”
  • “What's that?”
  • “Why, engaged to be married.”
  • “No.”
  • “Would you like to?”
  • “I reckon so. I don't know. What is it like?”
  • “Like? Why it ain't like anything. You only just tell a boy you won't
  • ever have anybody but him, ever ever ever, and then you kiss and that's
  • all. Anybody can do it.”
  • “Kiss? What do you kiss for?”
  • “Why, that, you know, is to--well, they always do that.”
  • “Everybody?”
  • “Why, yes, everybody that's in love with each other. Do you remember
  • what I wrote on the slate?”
  • “Ye--yes.”
  • “What was it?”
  • “I sha'n't tell you.”
  • “Shall I tell _you_?”
  • “Ye--yes--but some other time.”
  • “No, now.”
  • “No, not now--to-morrow.”
  • “Oh, no, _now_. Please, Becky--I'll whisper it, I'll whisper it ever so
  • easy.”
  • Becky hesitating, Tom took silence for consent, and passed his arm about
  • her waist and whispered the tale ever so softly, with his mouth close to
  • her ear. And then he added:
  • “Now you whisper it to me--just the same.”
  • She resisted, for a while, and then said:
  • “You turn your face away so you can't see, and then I will. But you
  • mustn't ever tell anybody--_will_ you, Tom? Now you won't, _will_ you?”
  • “No, indeed, indeed I won't. Now, Becky.”
  • He turned his face away. She bent timidly around till her breath stirred
  • his curls and whispered, “I--love--you!”
  • Then she sprang away and ran around and around the desks and benches,
  • with Tom after her, and took refuge in a corner at last, with her little
  • white apron to her face. Tom clasped her about her neck and pleaded:
  • “Now, Becky, it's all done--all over but the kiss. Don't you be afraid
  • of that--it ain't anything at all. Please, Becky.” And he tugged at her
  • apron and the hands.
  • By and by she gave up, and let her hands drop; her face, all glowing
  • with the struggle, came up and submitted. Tom kissed the red lips and
  • said:
  • “Now it's all done, Becky. And always after this, you know, you ain't
  • ever to love anybody but me, and you ain't ever to marry anybody but me,
  • ever never and forever. Will you?”
  • “No, I'll never love anybody but you, Tom, and I'll never marry anybody
  • but you--and you ain't to ever marry anybody but me, either.”
  • “Certainly. Of course. That's _part_ of it. And always coming to school
  • or when we're going home, you're to walk with me, when there ain't
  • anybody looking--and you choose me and I choose you at parties, because
  • that's the way you do when you're engaged.”
  • “It's so nice. I never heard of it before.”
  • “Oh, it's ever so gay! Why, me and Amy Lawrence--”
  • The big eyes told Tom his blunder and he stopped, confused.
  • “Oh, Tom! Then I ain't the first you've ever been engaged to!”
  • The child began to cry. Tom said:
  • “Oh, don't cry, Becky, I don't care for her any more.”
  • “Yes, you do, Tom--you know you do.”
  • Tom tried to put his arm about her neck, but she pushed him away and
  • turned her face to the wall, and went on crying. Tom tried again, with
  • soothing words in his mouth, and was repulsed again. Then his pride was
  • up, and he strode away and went outside. He stood about, restless and
  • uneasy, for a while, glancing at the door, every now and then, hoping
  • she would repent and come to find him. But she did not. Then he began
  • to feel badly and fear that he was in the wrong. It was a hard struggle
  • with him to make new advances, now, but he nerved himself to it and
  • entered. She was still standing back there in the corner, sobbing, with
  • her face to the wall. Tom's heart smote him. He went to her and stood a
  • moment, not knowing exactly how to proceed. Then he said hesitatingly:
  • “Becky, I--I don't care for anybody but you.”
  • No reply--but sobs.
  • “Becky”--pleadingly. “Becky, won't you say something?”
  • More sobs.
  • Tom got out his chiefest jewel, a brass knob from the top of an andiron,
  • and passed it around her so that she could see it, and said:
  • “Please, Becky, won't you take it?”
  • She struck it to the floor. Then Tom marched out of the house and over
  • the hills and far away, to return to school no more that day. Presently
  • Becky began to suspect. She ran to the door; he was not in sight; she
  • flew around to the play-yard; he was not there. Then she called:
  • “Tom! Come back, Tom!”
  • She listened intently, but there was no answer. She had no companions
  • but silence and loneliness. So she sat down to cry again and upbraid
  • herself; and by this time the scholars began to gather again, and she
  • had to hide her griefs and still her broken heart and take up the cross
  • of a long, dreary, aching afternoon, with none among the strangers about
  • her to exchange sorrows with.
  • CHAPTER VIII
  • TOM dodged hither and thither through lanes until he was well out of the
  • track of returning scholars, and then fell into a moody jog. He crossed
  • a small “branch” two or three times, because of a prevailing juvenile
  • superstition that to cross water baffled pursuit. Half an hour later
  • he was disappearing behind the Douglas mansion on the summit of Cardiff
  • Hill, and the school-house was hardly distinguishable away off in the
  • valley behind him. He entered a dense wood, picked his pathless way to
  • the centre of it, and sat down on a mossy spot under a spreading oak.
  • There was not even a zephyr stirring; the dead noonday heat had even
  • stilled the songs of the birds; nature lay in a trance that was broken
  • by no sound but the occasional far-off hammering of a wood-pecker, and
  • this seemed to render the pervading silence and sense of loneliness the
  • more profound. The boy's soul was steeped in melancholy; his feelings
  • were in happy accord with his surroundings. He sat long with his elbows
  • on his knees and his chin in his hands, meditating. It seemed to him
  • that life was but a trouble, at best, and he more than half envied Jimmy
  • Hodges, so lately released; it must be very peaceful, he thought, to lie
  • and slumber and dream forever and ever, with the wind whispering through
  • the trees and caressing the grass and the flowers over the grave, and
  • nothing to bother and grieve about, ever any more. If he only had a
  • clean Sunday-school record he could be willing to go, and be done with
  • it all. Now as to this girl. What had he done? Nothing. He had meant
  • the best in the world, and been treated like a dog--like a very dog. She
  • would be sorry some day--maybe when it was too late. Ah, if he could only
  • die _temporarily_!
  • But the elastic heart of youth cannot be compressed into one constrained
  • shape long at a time. Tom presently began to drift insensibly back into
  • the concerns of this life again. What if he turned his back, now, and
  • disappeared mysteriously? What if he went away--ever so far away, into
  • unknown countries beyond the seas--and never came back any more! How
  • would she feel then! The idea of being a clown recurred to him now, only
  • to fill him with disgust. For frivolity and jokes and spotted tights
  • were an offense, when they intruded themselves upon a spirit that was
  • exalted into the vague august realm of the romantic. No, he would be
  • a soldier, and return after long years, all war-worn and illustrious.
  • No--better still, he would join the Indians, and hunt buffaloes and go on
  • the warpath in the mountain ranges and the trackless great plains of the
  • Far West, and away in the future come back a great chief, bristling with
  • feathers, hideous with paint, and prance into Sunday-school, some drowsy
  • summer morning, with a blood-curdling war-whoop, and sear the eyeballs
  • of all his companions with unappeasable envy. But no, there was
  • something gaudier even than this. He would be a pirate! That was it!
  • _now_ his future lay plain before him, and glowing with unimaginable
  • splendor. How his name would fill the world, and make people shudder!
  • How gloriously he would go plowing the dancing seas, in his long, low,
  • black-hulled racer, the Spirit of the Storm, with his grisly flag flying
  • at the fore! And at the zenith of his fame, how he would suddenly appear
  • at the old village and stalk into church, brown and weather-beaten, in
  • his black velvet doublet and trunks, his great jack-boots, his crimson
  • sash, his belt bristling with horse-pistols, his crime-rusted cutlass
  • at his side, his slouch hat with waving plumes, his black flag unfurled,
  • with the skull and crossbones on it, and hear with swelling ecstasy
  • the whisperings, “It's Tom Sawyer the Pirate!--the Black Avenger of the
  • Spanish Main!”
  • Yes, it was settled; his career was determined. He would run away from
  • home and enter upon it. He would start the very next morning. Therefore
  • he must now begin to get ready. He would collect his resources together.
  • He went to a rotten log near at hand and began to dig under one end of
  • it with his Barlow knife. He soon struck wood that sounded hollow. He
  • put his hand there and uttered this incantation impressively:
  • “What hasn't come here, come! What's here, stay here!”
  • Then he scraped away the dirt, and exposed a pine shingle. He took it
  • up and disclosed a shapely little treasure-house whose bottom and sides
  • were of shingles. In it lay a marble. Tom's astonishment was bound-less!
  • He scratched his head with a perplexed air, and said:
  • “Well, that beats anything!”
  • Then he tossed the marble away pettishly, and stood cogitating. The
  • truth was, that a superstition of his had failed, here, which he and
  • all his comrades had always looked upon as infallible. If you buried
  • a marble with certain necessary incantations, and left it alone a
  • fortnight, and then opened the place with the incantation he had just
  • used, you would find that all the marbles you had ever lost had gathered
  • themselves together there, meantime, no matter how widely they had been
  • separated. But now, this thing had actually and unquestionably failed.
  • Tom's whole structure of faith was shaken to its foundations. He had
  • many a time heard of this thing succeeding but never of its failing
  • before. It did not occur to him that he had tried it several times
  • before, himself, but could never find the hiding-places afterward. He
  • puzzled over the matter some time, and finally decided that some witch
  • had interfered and broken the charm. He thought he would satisfy himself
  • on that point; so he searched around till he found a small sandy spot
  • with a little funnel-shaped depression in it. He laid himself down and
  • put his mouth close to this depression and called--
  • “Doodle-bug, doodle-bug, tell me what I want to know! Doodle-bug,
  • doodle-bug, tell me what I want to know!”
  • The sand began to work, and presently a small black bug appeared for a
  • second and then darted under again in a fright.
  • “He dasn't tell! So it _was_ a witch that done it. I just knowed it.”
  • He well knew the futility of trying to contend against witches, so he
  • gave up discouraged. But it occurred to him that he might as well have
  • the marble he had just thrown away, and therefore he went and made a
  • patient search for it. But he could not find it. Now he went back to his
  • treasure-house and carefully placed himself just as he had been standing
  • when he tossed the marble away; then he took another marble from his
  • pocket and tossed it in the same way, saying:
  • “Brother, go find your brother!”
  • He watched where it stopped, and went there and looked. But it must
  • have fallen short or gone too far; so he tried twice more. The last
  • repetition was successful. The two marbles lay within a foot of each
  • other.
  • Just here the blast of a toy tin trumpet came faintly down the green
  • aisles of the forest. Tom flung off his jacket and trousers, turned
  • a suspender into a belt, raked away some brush behind the rotten log,
  • disclosing a rude bow and arrow, a lath sword and a tin trumpet, and
  • in a moment had seized these things and bounded away, barelegged,
  • with fluttering shirt. He presently halted under a great elm, blew an
  • answering blast, and then began to tiptoe and look warily out, this way
  • and that. He said cautiously--to an imaginary company:
  • “Hold, my merry men! Keep hid till I blow.”
  • Now appeared Joe Harper, as airily clad and elaborately armed as Tom.
  • Tom called:
  • “Hold! Who comes here into Sherwood Forest without my pass?”
  • “Guy of Guisborne wants no man's pass. Who art thou that--that--”
  • “Dares to hold such language,” said Tom, prompting--for they talked “by
  • the book,” from memory.
  • “Who art thou that dares to hold such language?”
  • “I, indeed! I am Robin Hood, as thy caitiff carcase soon shall know.”
  • “Then art thou indeed that famous outlaw? Right gladly will I dispute
  • with thee the passes of the merry wood. Have at thee!”
  • They took their lath swords, dumped their other traps on the ground,
  • struck a fencing attitude, foot to foot, and began a grave, careful
  • combat, “two up and two down.” Presently Tom said:
  • “Now, if you've got the hang, go it lively!”
  • So they “went it lively,” panting and perspiring with the work. By and
  • by Tom shouted:
  • “Fall! fall! Why don't you fall?”
  • “I sha'n't! Why don't you fall yourself? You're getting the worst of
  • it.”
  • “Why, that ain't anything. I can't fall; that ain't the way it is in the
  • book. The book says, 'Then with one back-handed stroke he slew poor Guy
  • of Guisborne.' You're to turn around and let me hit you in the back.”
  • There was no getting around the authorities, so Joe turned, received the
  • whack and fell.
  • “Now,” said Joe, getting up, “you got to let me kill _you_. That's
  • fair.”
  • “Why, I can't do that, it ain't in the book.”
  • “Well, it's blamed mean--that's all.”
  • “Well, say, Joe, you can be Friar Tuck or Much the miller's son, and lam
  • me with a quarter-staff; or I'll be the Sheriff of Nottingham and you be
  • Robin Hood a little while and kill me.”
  • This was satisfactory, and so these adventures were carried out. Then
  • Tom became Robin Hood again, and was allowed by the treacherous nun to
  • bleed his strength away through his neglected wound. And at last Joe,
  • representing a whole tribe of weeping outlaws, dragged him sadly forth,
  • gave his bow into his feeble hands, and Tom said, “Where this arrow
  • falls, there bury poor Robin Hood under the greenwood tree.” Then he
  • shot the arrow and fell back and would have died, but he lit on a nettle
  • and sprang up too gaily for a corpse.
  • The boys dressed themselves, hid their accoutrements, and went off
  • grieving that there were no outlaws any more, and wondering what modern
  • civilization could claim to have done to compensate for their loss.
  • They said they would rather be outlaws a year in Sherwood Forest than
  • President of the United States forever.
  • CHAPTER IX
  • AT half-past nine, that night, Tom and Sid were sent to bed, as usual.
  • They said their prayers, and Sid was soon asleep. Tom lay awake and
  • waited, in restless impatience. When it seemed to him that it must be
  • nearly daylight, he heard the clock strike ten! This was despair. He
  • would have tossed and fidgeted, as his nerves demanded, but he was
  • afraid he might wake Sid. So he lay still, and stared up into the dark.
  • Everything was dismally still. By and by, out of the stillness, little,
  • scarcely perceptible noises began to emphasize themselves. The ticking
  • of the clock began to bring itself into notice. Old beams began to crack
  • mysteriously. The stairs creaked faintly. Evidently spirits were abroad.
  • A measured, muffled snore issued from Aunt Polly's chamber. And now the
  • tiresome chirping of a cricket that no human ingenuity could locate,
  • began. Next the ghastly ticking of a death-watch in the wall at the
  • bed's head made Tom shudder--it meant that somebody's days were numbered.
  • Then the howl of a far-off dog rose on the night air, and was answered
  • by a fainter howl from a remoter distance. Tom was in an agony. At last
  • he was satisfied that time had ceased and eternity begun; he began to
  • doze, in spite of himself; the clock chimed eleven, but he did not hear
  • it. And then there came, mingling with his half-formed dreams, a most
  • melancholy caterwauling. The raising of a neighboring window disturbed
  • him. A cry of “Scat! you devil!” and the crash of an empty bottle
  • against the back of his aunt's woodshed brought him wide awake, and a
  • single minute later he was dressed and out of the window and creeping
  • along the roof of the “ell” on all fours. He “meow'd” with caution once
  • or twice, as he went; then jumped to the roof of the woodshed and thence
  • to the ground. Huckleberry Finn was there, with his dead cat. The boys
  • moved off and disappeared in the gloom. At the end of half an hour they
  • were wading through the tall grass of the graveyard.
  • It was a graveyard of the old-fashioned Western kind. It was on a hill,
  • about a mile and a half from the village. It had a crazy board fence
  • around it, which leaned inward in places, and outward the rest of the
  • time, but stood upright nowhere. Grass and weeds grew rank over the
  • whole cemetery. All the old graves were sunken in, there was not a
  • tombstone on the place; round-topped, worm-eaten boards staggered over
  • the graves, leaning for support and finding none. “Sacred to the memory
  • of” So-and-So had been painted on them once, but it could no longer have
  • been read, on the most of them, now, even if there had been light.
  • A faint wind moaned through the trees, and Tom feared it might be the
  • spirits of the dead, complaining at being disturbed. The boys talked
  • little, and only under their breath, for the time and the place and the
  • pervading solemnity and silence oppressed their spirits. They found the
  • sharp new heap they were seeking, and ensconced themselves within the
  • protection of three great elms that grew in a bunch within a few feet of
  • the grave.
  • Then they waited in silence for what seemed a long time. The hooting of
  • a distant owl was all the sound that troubled the dead stillness. Tom's
  • reflections grew oppressive. He must force some talk. So he said in a
  • whisper:
  • “Hucky, do you believe the dead people like it for us to be here?”
  • Huckleberry whispered:
  • “I wisht I knowed. It's awful solemn like, _ain't_ it?”
  • “I bet it is.”
  • There was a considerable pause, while the boys canvassed this matter
  • inwardly. Then Tom whispered:
  • “Say, Hucky--do you reckon Hoss Williams hears us talking?”
  • “O' course he does. Least his sperrit does.”
  • Tom, after a pause:
  • “I wish I'd said Mister Williams. But I never meant any harm. Everybody
  • calls him Hoss.”
  • “A body can't be too partic'lar how they talk 'bout these-yer dead
  • people, Tom.”
  • This was a damper, and conversation died again.
  • Presently Tom seized his comrade's arm and said:
  • “Sh!”
  • “What is it, Tom?” And the two clung together with beating hearts.
  • “Sh! There 'tis again! Didn't you hear it?”
  • “I--”
  • “There! Now you hear it.”
  • “Lord, Tom, they're coming! They're coming, sure. What'll we do?”
  • “I dono. Think they'll see us?”
  • “Oh, Tom, they can see in the dark, same as cats. I wisht I hadn't
  • come.”
  • “Oh, don't be afeard. I don't believe they'll bother us. We ain't doing
  • any harm. If we keep perfectly still, maybe they won't notice us at
  • all.”
  • “I'll try to, Tom, but, Lord, I'm all of a shiver.”
  • “Listen!”
  • The boys bent their heads together and scarcely breathed. A muffled
  • sound of voices floated up from the far end of the graveyard.
  • “Look! See there!” whispered Tom. “What is it?”
  • “It's devil-fire. Oh, Tom, this is awful.”
  • Some vague figures approached through the gloom, swinging an
  • old-fashioned tin lantern that freckled the ground with innumerable
  • little spangles of light. Presently Huckleberry whispered with a
  • shudder:
  • “It's the devils sure enough. Three of 'em! Lordy, Tom, we're goners!
  • Can you pray?”
  • “I'll try, but don't you be afeard. They ain't going to hurt us. 'Now I
  • lay me down to sleep, I--'”
  • “Sh!”
  • “What is it, Huck?”
  • “They're _humans_! One of 'em is, anyway. One of 'em's old Muff Potter's
  • voice.”
  • “No--'tain't so, is it?”
  • “I bet I know it. Don't you stir nor budge. He ain't sharp enough to
  • notice us. Drunk, the same as usual, likely--blamed old rip!”
  • “All right, I'll keep still. Now they're stuck. Can't find it. Here they
  • come again. Now they're hot. Cold again. Hot again. Red hot! They're
  • p'inted right, this time. Say, Huck, I know another o' them voices; it's
  • Injun Joe.”
  • “That's so--that murderin' half-breed! I'd druther they was devils a dern
  • sight. What kin they be up to?”
  • The whisper died wholly out, now, for the three men had reached the
  • grave and stood within a few feet of the boys' hiding-place.
  • “Here it is,” said the third voice; and the owner of it held the lantern
  • up and revealed the face of young Doctor Robinson.
  • Potter and Injun Joe were carrying a handbarrow with a rope and a couple
  • of shovels on it. They cast down their load and began to open the grave.
  • The doctor put the lantern at the head of the grave and came and sat
  • down with his back against one of the elm trees. He was so close the
  • boys could have touched him.
  • “Hurry, men!” he said, in a low voice; “the moon might come out at any
  • moment.”
  • They growled a response and went on digging. For some time there was no
  • noise but the grating sound of the spades discharging their freight of
  • mould and gravel. It was very monotonous. Finally a spade struck upon
  • the coffin with a dull woody accent, and within another minute or two
  • the men had hoisted it out on the ground. They pried off the lid with
  • their shovels, got out the body and dumped it rudely on the ground. The
  • moon drifted from behind the clouds and exposed the pallid face.
  • The barrow was got ready and the corpse placed on it, covered with a
  • blanket, and bound to its place with the rope. Potter took out a large
  • spring-knife and cut off the dangling end of the rope and then said:
  • “Now the cussed thing's ready, Sawbones, and you'll just out with
  • another five, or here she stays.”
  • “That's the talk!” said Injun Joe.
  • “Look here, what does this mean?” said the doctor. “You required your
  • pay in advance, and I've paid you.”
  • “Yes, and you done more than that,” said Injun Joe, approaching the
  • doctor, who was now standing. “Five years ago you drove me away from
  • your father's kitchen one night, when I come to ask for something to
  • eat, and you said I warn't there for any good; and when I swore I'd get
  • even with you if it took a hundred years, your father had me jailed for
  • a vagrant. Did you think I'd forget? The Injun blood ain't in me for
  • nothing. And now I've _got_ you, and you got to _settle_, you know!”
  • He was threatening the doctor, with his fist in his face, by this time.
  • The doctor struck out suddenly and stretched the ruffian on the ground.
  • Potter dropped his knife, and exclaimed:
  • “Here, now, don't you hit my pard!” and the next moment he had grappled
  • with the doctor and the two were struggling with might and main,
  • trampling the grass and tearing the ground with their heels. Injun Joe
  • sprang to his feet, his eyes flaming with passion, snatched up Potter's
  • knife, and went creeping, catlike and stooping, round and round about
  • the combatants, seeking an opportunity. All at once the doctor flung
  • himself free, seized the heavy headboard of Williams' grave and felled
  • Potter to the earth with it--and in the same instant the half-breed saw
  • his chance and drove the knife to the hilt in the young man's breast. He
  • reeled and fell partly upon Potter, flooding him with his blood, and in
  • the same moment the clouds blotted out the dreadful spectacle and the
  • two frightened boys went speeding away in the dark.
  • Presently, when the moon emerged again, Injun Joe was standing over the
  • two forms, contemplating them. The doctor murmured inarticulately, gave
  • a long gasp or two and was still. The half-breed muttered:
  • “_That_ score is settled--damn you.”
  • Then he robbed the body. After which he put the fatal knife in Potter's
  • open right hand, and sat down on the dismantled coffin. Three--four--five
  • minutes passed, and then Potter began to stir and moan. His hand closed
  • upon the knife; he raised it, glanced at it, and let it fall, with a
  • shudder. Then he sat up, pushing the body from him, and gazed at it, and
  • then around him, confusedly. His eyes met Joe's.
  • “Lord, how is this, Joe?” he said.
  • “It's a dirty business,” said Joe, without moving.
  • “What did you do it for?”
  • “I! I never done it!”
  • “Look here! That kind of talk won't wash.”
  • Potter trembled and grew white.
  • “I thought I'd got sober. I'd no business to drink to-night. But it's
  • in my head yet--worse'n when we started here. I'm all in a muddle;
  • can't recollect anything of it, hardly. Tell me, Joe--_honest_, now,
  • old feller--did I do it? Joe, I never meant to--'pon my soul and honor, I
  • never meant to, Joe. Tell me how it was, Joe. Oh, it's awful--and him so
  • young and promising.”
  • “Why, you two was scuffling, and he fetched you one with the headboard
  • and you fell flat; and then up you come, all reeling and staggering
  • like, and snatched the knife and jammed it into him, just as he fetched
  • you another awful clip--and here you've laid, as dead as a wedge til
  • now.”
  • “Oh, I didn't know what I was a-doing. I wish I may die this minute if I
  • did. It was all on account of the whiskey and the excitement, I reckon.
  • I never used a weepon in my life before, Joe. I've fought, but never
  • with weepons. They'll all say that. Joe, don't tell! Say you won't tell,
  • Joe--that's a good feller. I always liked you, Joe, and stood up for you,
  • too. Don't you remember? You _won't_ tell, _will_ you, Joe?” And the
  • poor creature dropped on his knees before the stolid murderer, and
  • clasped his appealing hands.
  • “No, you've always been fair and square with me, Muff Potter, and I
  • won't go back on you. There, now, that's as fair as a man can say.”
  • “Oh, Joe, you're an angel. I'll bless you for this the longest day I
  • live.” And Potter began to cry.
  • “Come, now, that's enough of that. This ain't any time for blubbering.
  • You be off yonder way and I'll go this. Move, now, and don't leave any
  • tracks behind you.”
  • Potter started on a trot that quickly increased to a run. The half-breed
  • stood looking after him. He muttered:
  • “If he's as much stunned with the lick and fuddled with the rum as he
  • had the look of being, he won't think of the knife till he's gone so
  • far he'll be afraid to come back after it to such a place by
  • himself--chicken-heart!”
  • Two or three minutes later the murdered man, the blanketed corpse, the
  • lidless coffin, and the open grave were under no inspection but the
  • moon's. The stillness was complete again, too.
  • CHAPTER X
  • THE two boys flew on and on, toward the village, speechless with
  • horror. They glanced backward over their shoulders from time to time,
  • apprehensively, as if they feared they might be followed. Every stump
  • that started up in their path seemed a man and an enemy, and made them
  • catch their breath; and as they sped by some outlying cottages that lay
  • near the village, the barking of the aroused watch-dogs seemed to give
  • wings to their feet.
  • “If we can only get to the old tannery before we break down!” whispered
  • Tom, in short catches between breaths. “I can't stand it much longer.”
  • Huckleberry's hard pantings were his only reply, and the boys fixed
  • their eyes on the goal of their hopes and bent to their work to win it.
  • They gained steadily on it, and at last, breast to breast, they burst
  • through the open door and fell grateful and exhausted in the sheltering
  • shadows beyond. By and by their pulses slowed down, and Tom whispered:
  • “Huckleberry, what do you reckon'll come of this?”
  • “If Doctor Robinson dies, I reckon hanging'll come of it.”
  • “Do you though?”
  • “Why, I _know_ it, Tom.”
  • Tom thought a while, then he said:
  • “Who'll tell? We?”
  • “What are you talking about? S'pose something happened and Injun Joe
  • _didn't_ hang? Why, he'd kill us some time or other, just as dead sure
  • as we're a laying here.”
  • “That's just what I was thinking to myself, Huck.”
  • “If anybody tells, let Muff Potter do it, if he's fool enough. He's
  • generally drunk enough.”
  • Tom said nothing--went on thinking. Presently he whispered:
  • “Huck, Muff Potter don't know it. How can he tell?”
  • “What's the reason he don't know it?”
  • “Because he'd just got that whack when Injun Joe done it. D'you reckon
  • he could see anything? D'you reckon he knowed anything?”
  • “By hokey, that's so, Tom!”
  • “And besides, look-a-here--maybe that whack done for _him_!”
  • “No, 'taint likely, Tom. He had liquor in him; I could see that; and
  • besides, he always has. Well, when pap's full, you might take and belt
  • him over the head with a church and you couldn't phase him. He says so,
  • his own self. So it's the same with Muff Potter, of course. But if a man
  • was dead sober, I reckon maybe that whack might fetch him; I dono.”
  • After another reflective silence, Tom said:
  • “Hucky, you sure you can keep mum?”
  • “Tom, we _got_ to keep mum. You know that. That Injun devil wouldn't
  • make any more of drownding us than a couple of cats, if we was to squeak
  • 'bout this and they didn't hang him. Now, look-a-here, Tom, less take
  • and swear to one another--that's what we got to do--swear to keep mum.”
  • “I'm agreed. It's the best thing. Would you just hold hands and swear
  • that we--”
  • “Oh no, that wouldn't do for this. That's good enough for little
  • rubbishy common things--specially with gals, cuz _they_ go back on you
  • anyway, and blab if they get in a huff--but there orter be writing 'bout
  • a big thing like this. And blood.”
  • Tom's whole being applauded this idea. It was deep, and dark, and awful;
  • the hour, the circumstances, the surroundings, were in keeping with it.
  • He picked up a clean pine shingle that lay in the moon-light, took a
  • little fragment of “red keel” out of his pocket, got the moon on
  • his work, and painfully scrawled these lines, emphasizing each slow
  • down-stroke by clamping his tongue between his teeth, and letting up the
  • pressure on the up-strokes. [See next page.]
  • “Huck Finn and Tom Sawyer swears they will keep mum about This and They
  • wish They may Drop down dead in Their Tracks if They ever Tell and Rot.”
  • Huckleberry was filled with admiration of Tom's facility in writing, and
  • the sublimity of his language. He at once took a pin from his lapel and
  • was going to prick his flesh, but Tom said:
  • “Hold on! Don't do that. A pin's brass. It might have verdigrease on
  • it.”
  • “What's verdigrease?”
  • “It's p'ison. That's what it is. You just swaller some of it once--you'll
  • see.”
  • So Tom unwound the thread from one of his needles, and each boy pricked
  • the ball of his thumb and squeezed out a drop of blood. In time, after
  • many squeezes, Tom managed to sign his initials, using the ball of his
  • little finger for a pen. Then he showed Huckleberry how to make an H and
  • an F, and the oath was complete. They buried the shingle close to the
  • wall, with some dismal ceremonies and incantations, and the fetters
  • that bound their tongues were considered to be locked and the key thrown
  • away.
  • A figure crept stealthily through a break in the other end of the ruined
  • building, now, but they did not notice it.
  • “Tom,” whispered Huckleberry, “does this keep us from _ever_
  • telling--_always_?”
  • “Of course it does. It don't make any difference _what_ happens, we got
  • to keep mum. We'd drop down dead--don't _you_ know that?”
  • “Yes, I reckon that's so.”
  • They continued to whisper for some little time. Presently a dog set up
  • a long, lugubrious howl just outside--within ten feet of them. The boys
  • clasped each other suddenly, in an agony of fright.
  • “Which of us does he mean?” gasped Huckleberry.
  • “I dono--peep through the crack. Quick!”
  • “No, _you_, Tom!”
  • “I can't--I can't _do_ it, Huck!”
  • “Please, Tom. There 'tis again!”
  • “Oh, lordy, I'm thankful!” whispered Tom. “I know his voice. It's Bull
  • Harbison.” *
  • [* If Mr. Harbison owned a slave named Bull, Tom would have spoken of
  • him as “Harbison's Bull,” but a son or a dog of that name was “Bull
  • Harbison.”]
  • “Oh, that's good--I tell you, Tom, I was most scared to death; I'd a bet
  • anything it was a _stray_ dog.”
  • The dog howled again. The boys' hearts sank once more.
  • “Oh, my! that ain't no Bull Harbison!” whispered Huckleberry. “_Do_,
  • Tom!”
  • Tom, quaking with fear, yielded, and put his eye to the crack. His
  • whisper was hardly audible when he said:
  • “Oh, Huck, _its a stray dog_!”
  • “Quick, Tom, quick! Who does he mean?”
  • “Huck, he must mean us both--we're right together.”
  • “Oh, Tom, I reckon we're goners. I reckon there ain't no mistake 'bout
  • where _I'll_ go to. I been so wicked.”
  • “Dad fetch it! This comes of playing hookey and doing everything a
  • feller's told _not_ to do. I might a been good, like Sid, if I'd a
  • tried--but no, I wouldn't, of course. But if ever I get off this time,
  • I lay I'll just _waller_ in Sunday-schools!” And Tom began to snuffle a
  • little.
  • “_You_ bad!” and Huckleberry began to snuffle too. “Consound it, Tom
  • Sawyer, you're just old pie, 'long-side o' what I am. Oh, _lordy_,
  • lordy, lordy, I wisht I only had half your chance.”
  • Tom choked off and whispered:
  • “Look, Hucky, look! He's got his _back_ to us!”
  • Hucky looked, with joy in his heart.
  • “Well, he has, by jingoes! Did he before?”
  • “Yes, he did. But I, like a fool, never thought. Oh, this is bully, you
  • know. _Now_ who can he mean?”
  • The howling stopped. Tom pricked up his ears.
  • “Sh! What's that?” he whispered.
  • “Sounds like--like hogs grunting. No--it's somebody snoring, Tom.”
  • “That _is_ it! Where 'bouts is it, Huck?”
  • “I bleeve it's down at 'tother end. Sounds so, anyway. Pap used to sleep
  • there, sometimes, 'long with the hogs, but laws bless you, he just lifts
  • things when _he_ snores. Besides, I reckon he ain't ever coming back to
  • this town any more.”
  • The spirit of adventure rose in the boys' souls once more.
  • “Hucky, do you das't to go if I lead?”
  • “I don't like to, much. Tom, s'pose it's Injun Joe!”
  • Tom quailed. But presently the temptation rose up strong again and the
  • boys agreed to try, with the understanding that they would take to their
  • heels if the snoring stopped. So they went tiptoeing stealthily down,
  • the one behind the other. When they had got to within five steps of the
  • snorer, Tom stepped on a stick, and it broke with a sharp snap. The man
  • moaned, writhed a little, and his face came into the moonlight. It was
  • Muff Potter. The boys' hearts had stood still, and their hopes too,
  • when the man moved, but their fears passed away now. They tip-toed out,
  • through the broken weather-boarding, and stopped at a little distance
  • to exchange a parting word. That long, lugubrious howl rose on the night
  • air again! They turned and saw the strange dog standing within a few
  • feet of where Potter was lying, and _facing_ Potter, with his nose
  • pointing heavenward.
  • “Oh, geeminy, it's _him_!” exclaimed both boys, in a breath.
  • “Say, Tom--they say a stray dog come howling around Johnny Miller's
  • house, 'bout midnight, as much as two weeks ago; and a whippoorwill come
  • in and lit on the banisters and sung, the very same evening; and there
  • ain't anybody dead there yet.”
  • “Well, I know that. And suppose there ain't. Didn't Gracie Miller fall
  • in the kitchen fire and burn herself terrible the very next Saturday?”
  • “Yes, but she ain't _dead_. And what's more, she's getting better, too.”
  • “All right, you wait and see. She's a goner, just as dead sure as Muff
  • Potter's a goner. That's what the niggers say, and they know all about
  • these kind of things, Huck.”
  • Then they separated, cogitating. When Tom crept in at his bedroom window
  • the night was almost spent. He undressed with excessive caution, and
  • fell asleep congratulating himself that nobody knew of his escapade. He
  • was not aware that the gently-snoring Sid was awake, and had been so for
  • an hour.
  • When Tom awoke, Sid was dressed and gone. There was a late look in the
  • light, a late sense in the atmosphere. He was startled. Why had he not
  • been called--persecuted till he was up, as usual? The thought filled
  • him with bodings. Within five minutes he was dressed and down-stairs,
  • feeling sore and drowsy. The family were still at table, but they had
  • finished breakfast. There was no voice of rebuke; but there were averted
  • eyes; there was a silence and an air of solemnity that struck a chill
  • to the culprit's heart. He sat down and tried to seem gay, but it
  • was up-hill work; it roused no smile, no response, and he lapsed into
  • silence and let his heart sink down to the depths.
  • After breakfast his aunt took him aside, and Tom almost brightened in
  • the hope that he was going to be flogged; but it was not so. His aunt
  • wept over him and asked him how he could go and break her old heart so;
  • and finally told him to go on, and ruin himself and bring her gray hairs
  • with sorrow to the grave, for it was no use for her to try any more.
  • This was worse than a thousand whippings, and Tom's heart was sorer now
  • than his body. He cried, he pleaded for forgiveness, promised to reform
  • over and over again, and then received his dismissal, feeling that
  • he had won but an imperfect forgiveness and established but a feeble
  • confidence.
  • He left the presence too miserable to even feel revengeful toward
  • Sid; and so the latter's prompt retreat through the back gate was
  • unnecessary. He moped to school gloomy and sad, and took his flogging,
  • along with Joe Harper, for playing hookey the day before, with the
  • air of one whose heart was busy with heavier woes and wholly dead to
  • trifles. Then he betook himself to his seat, rested his elbows on his
  • desk and his jaws in his hands, and stared at the wall with the stony
  • stare of suffering that has reached the limit and can no further go.
  • His elbow was pressing against some hard substance. After a long time
  • he slowly and sadly changed his position, and took up this object with
  • a sigh. It was in a paper. He unrolled it. A long, lingering, colossal
  • sigh followed, and his heart broke. It was his brass andiron knob!
  • This final feather broke the camel's back.
  • CHAPTER XI
  • CLOSE upon the hour of noon the whole village was suddenly electrified
  • with the ghastly news. No need of the as yet un-dreamed-of telegraph;
  • the tale flew from man to man, from group to group, from house to house,
  • with little less than telegraphic speed. Of course the schoolmaster gave
  • holi-day for that afternoon; the town would have thought strangely of
  • him if he had not.
  • A gory knife had been found close to the murdered man, and it had been
  • recognized by somebody as belonging to Muff Potter--so the story ran. And
  • it was said that a belated citizen had come upon Potter washing himself
  • in the “branch” about one or two o'clock in the morning, and that Potter
  • had at once sneaked off--suspicious circumstances, especially the washing
  • which was not a habit with Potter. It was also said that the town had
  • been ransacked for this “murderer” (the public are not slow in the
  • matter of sifting evidence and arriving at a verdict), but that he
  • could not be found. Horsemen had departed down all the roads in every
  • direction, and the Sheriff “was confident” that he would be captured
  • before night.
  • All the town was drifting toward the graveyard. Tom's heartbreak
  • vanished and he joined the procession, not because he would not
  • a thousand times rather go anywhere else, but because an awful,
  • unaccountable fascination drew him on. Arrived at the dreadful place, he
  • wormed his small body through the crowd and saw the dismal spectacle.
  • It seemed to him an age since he was there before. Somebody pinched
  • his arm. He turned, and his eyes met Huckleberry's. Then both looked
  • elsewhere at once, and wondered if anybody had noticed anything in their
  • mutual glance. But everybody was talking, and intent upon the grisly
  • spectacle before them.
  • “Poor fellow!” “Poor young fellow!” “This ought to be a lesson to grave
  • robbers!” “Muff Potter'll hang for this if they catch him!” This was the
  • drift of remark; and the minister said, “It was a judgment; His hand is
  • here.”
  • Now Tom shivered from head to heel; for his eye fell upon the stolid
  • face of Injun Joe. At this moment the crowd began to sway and struggle,
  • and voices shouted, “It's him! it's him! he's coming himself!”
  • “Who? Who?” from twenty voices.
  • “Muff Potter!”
  • “Hallo, he's stopped!--Look out, he's turning! Don't let him get away!”
  • People in the branches of the trees over Tom's head said he wasn't
  • trying to get away--he only looked doubtful and perplexed.
  • “Infernal impudence!” said a bystander; “wanted to come and take a quiet
  • look at his work, I reckon--didn't expect any company.”
  • The crowd fell apart, now, and the Sheriff came through, ostentatiously
  • leading Potter by the arm. The poor fellow's face was haggard, and
  • his eyes showed the fear that was upon him. When he stood before the
  • murdered man, he shook as with a palsy, and he put his face in his hands
  • and burst into tears.
  • “I didn't do it, friends,” he sobbed; “'pon my word and honor I never
  • done it.”
  • “Who's accused you?” shouted a voice.
  • This shot seemed to carry home. Potter lifted his face and looked around
  • him with a pathetic hopelessness in his eyes. He saw Injun Joe, and
  • exclaimed:
  • “Oh, Injun Joe, you promised me you'd never--”
  • “Is that your knife?” and it was thrust before him by the Sheriff.
  • Potter would have fallen if they had not caught him and eased him to the
  • ground. Then he said:
  • “Something told me 't if I didn't come back and get--” He shuddered; then
  • waved his nerveless hand with a vanquished gesture and said, “Tell 'em,
  • Joe, tell 'em--it ain't any use any more.”
  • Then Huckleberry and Tom stood dumb and staring, and heard the
  • stony-hearted liar reel off his serene statement, they expecting every
  • moment that the clear sky would deliver God's lightnings upon his head,
  • and wondering to see how long the stroke was delayed. And when he had
  • finished and still stood alive and whole, their wavering impulse to
  • break their oath and save the poor betrayed prisoner's life faded and
  • vanished away, for plainly this miscreant had sold himself to Satan and
  • it would be fatal to meddle with the property of such a power as that.
  • “Why didn't you leave? What did you want to come here for?” somebody
  • said.
  • “I couldn't help it--I couldn't help it,” Potter moaned. “I wanted to
  • run away, but I couldn't seem to come anywhere but here.” And he fell to
  • sobbing again.
  • Injun Joe repeated his statement, just as calmly, a few minutes
  • afterward on the inquest, under oath; and the boys, seeing that the
  • lightnings were still withheld, were confirmed in their belief that
  • Joe had sold himself to the devil. He was now become, to them, the most
  • balefully interesting object they had ever looked upon, and they could
  • not take their fascinated eyes from his face.
  • They inwardly resolved to watch him nights, when opportunity should
  • offer, in the hope of getting a glimpse of his dread master.
  • Injun Joe helped to raise the body of the murdered man and put it in
  • a wagon for removal; and it was whispered through the shuddering
  • crowd that the wound bled a little! The boys thought that this happy
  • circumstance would turn suspicion in the right direction; but they were
  • disappointed, for more than one villager remarked:
  • “It was within three feet of Muff Potter when it done it.”
  • Tom's fearful secret and gnawing conscience disturbed his sleep for as
  • much as a week after this; and at breakfast one morning Sid said:
  • “Tom, you pitch around and talk in your sleep so much that you keep me
  • awake half the time.”
  • Tom blanched and dropped his eyes.
  • “It's a bad sign,” said Aunt Polly, gravely. “What you got on your mind,
  • Tom?”
  • “Nothing. Nothing 't I know of.” But the boy's hand shook so that he
  • spilled his coffee.
  • “And you do talk such stuff,” Sid said. “Last night you said, 'It's
  • blood, it's blood, that's what it is!' You said that over and over.
  • And you said, 'Don't torment me so--I'll tell!' Tell _what_? What is it
  • you'll tell?”
  • Everything was swimming before Tom. There is no telling what might have
  • happened, now, but luckily the concern passed out of Aunt Polly's face
  • and she came to Tom's relief without knowing it. She said:
  • “Sho! It's that dreadful murder. I dream about it most every night
  • myself. Sometimes I dream it's me that done it.”
  • Mary said she had been affected much the same way. Sid seemed satisfied.
  • Tom got out of the presence as quick as he plausibly could, and after
  • that he complained of toothache for a week, and tied up his jaws every
  • night. He never knew that Sid lay nightly watching, and frequently
  • slipped the bandage free and then leaned on his elbow listening a good
  • while at a time, and afterward slipped the bandage back to its place
  • again. Tom's distress of mind wore off gradually and the toothache grew
  • irksome and was discarded. If Sid really managed to make anything out of
  • Tom's disjointed mutterings, he kept it to himself.
  • It seemed to Tom that his schoolmates never would get done holding
  • inquests on dead cats, and thus keeping his trouble present to his mind.
  • Sid noticed that Tom never was coroner at one of these inquiries,
  • though it had been his habit to take the lead in all new enterprises;
  • he noticed, too, that Tom never acted as a witness--and that was strange;
  • and Sid did not overlook the fact that Tom even showed a marked aversion
  • to these inquests, and always avoided them when he could. Sid marvelled,
  • but said nothing. However, even inquests went out of vogue at last, and
  • ceased to torture Tom's conscience.
  • Every day or two, during this time of sorrow, Tom watched his
  • opportunity and went to the little grated jail-window and smuggled such
  • small comforts through to the “murderer” as he could get hold of. The
  • jail was a trifling little brick den that stood in a marsh at the edge
  • of the village, and no guards were afforded for it; indeed, it
  • was seldom occupied. These offerings greatly helped to ease Tom's
  • conscience.
  • The villagers had a strong desire to tar-and-feather Injun Joe and ride
  • him on a rail, for body-snatching, but so formidable was his character
  • that nobody could be found who was willing to take the lead in the
  • matter, so it was dropped. He had been careful to begin both of his
  • inquest-statements with the fight, without confessing the grave-robbery
  • that preceded it; therefore it was deemed wisest not to try the case in
  • the courts at present.
  • CHAPTER XII
  • ONE of the reasons why Tom's mind had drifted away from its secret
  • troubles was, that it had found a new and weighty matter to interest
  • itself about. Becky Thatcher had stopped coming to school. Tom had
  • struggled with his pride a few days, and tried to “whistle her down the
  • wind,” but failed. He began to find himself hanging around her father's
  • house, nights, and feeling very miserable. She was ill. What if she
  • should die! There was distraction in the thought. He no longer took an
  • interest in war, nor even in piracy. The charm of life was gone; there
  • was nothing but dreariness left. He put his hoop away, and his bat;
  • there was no joy in them any more. His aunt was concerned. She began to
  • try all manner of remedies on him. She was one of those people who
  • are infatuated with patent medicines and all new-fangled methods of
  • producing health or mending it. She was an inveterate experimenter in
  • these things. When something fresh in this line came out she was in a
  • fever, right away, to try it; not on herself, for she was never ailing,
  • but on anybody else that came handy. She was a subscriber for all the
  • “Health” periodicals and phrenological frauds; and the solemn ignorance
  • they were inflated with was breath to her nostrils. All the “rot” they
  • contained about ventilation, and how to go to bed, and how to get up,
  • and what to eat, and what to drink, and how much exercise to take, and
  • what frame of mind to keep one's self in, and what sort of clothing
  • to wear, was all gospel to her, and she never observed that her
  • health-journals of the current month customarily upset everything they
  • had recommended the month before. She was as simple-hearted and honest
  • as the day was long, and so she was an easy victim. She gathered
  • together her quack periodicals and her quack medicines, and thus armed
  • with death, went about on her pale horse, metaphorically speaking, with
  • “hell following after.” But she never suspected that she was not an
  • angel of healing and the balm of Gilead in disguise, to the suffering
  • neighbors.
  • The water treatment was new, now, and Tom's low condition was a windfall
  • to her. She had him out at daylight every morning, stood him up in the
  • wood-shed and drowned him with a deluge of cold water; then she scrubbed
  • him down with a towel like a file, and so brought him to; then she
  • rolled him up in a wet sheet and put him away under blankets till she
  • sweated his soul clean and “the yellow stains of it came through his
  • pores”--as Tom said.
  • Yet notwithstanding all this, the boy grew more and more melancholy and
  • pale and dejected. She added hot baths, sitz baths, shower baths, and
  • plunges. The boy remained as dismal as a hearse. She began to assist the
  • water with a slim oatmeal diet and blister-plasters. She calculated his
  • capacity as she would a jug's, and filled him up every day with quack
  • cure-alls.
  • Tom had become indifferent to persecution by this time. This phase
  • filled the old lady's heart with consternation. This indifference must
  • be broken up at any cost. Now she heard of Pain-killer for the first
  • time. She ordered a lot at once. She tasted it and was filled with
  • gratitude. It was simply fire in a liquid form. She dropped the water
  • treatment and everything else, and pinned her faith to Pain-killer.
  • She gave Tom a teaspoonful and watched with the deepest anxiety for the
  • result. Her troubles were instantly at rest, her soul at peace again;
  • for the “indifference” was broken up. The boy could not have shown a
  • wilder, heartier interest, if she had built a fire under him.
  • Tom felt that it was time to wake up; this sort of life might be
  • romantic enough, in his blighted condition, but it was getting to have
  • too little sentiment and too much distracting variety about it. So he
  • thought over various plans for relief, and finally hit upon that of
  • professing to be fond of Pain-killer. He asked for it so often that he
  • became a nuisance, and his aunt ended by telling him to help himself and
  • quit bothering her. If it had been Sid, she would have had no misgivings
  • to alloy her delight; but since it was Tom, she watched the bottle
  • clandestinely. She found that the medicine did really diminish, but it
  • did not occur to her that the boy was mending the health of a crack in
  • the sitting-room floor with it.
  • One day Tom was in the act of dosing the crack when his aunt's yellow
  • cat came along, purring, eyeing the teaspoon avariciously, and begging
  • for a taste. Tom said:
  • “Don't ask for it unless you want it, Peter.”
  • But Peter signified that he did want it.
  • “You better make sure.”
  • Peter was sure.
  • “Now you've asked for it, and I'll give it to you, because there ain't
  • anything mean about me; but if you find you don't like it, you mustn't
  • blame anybody but your own self.”
  • Peter was agreeable. So Tom pried his mouth open and poured down
  • the Pain-killer. Peter sprang a couple of yards in the air, and then
  • delivered a war-whoop and set off round and round the room, banging
  • against furniture, upsetting flower-pots, and making general havoc. Next
  • he rose on his hind feet and pranced around, in a frenzy of enjoyment,
  • with his head over his shoulder and his voice proclaiming his
  • unappeasable happiness. Then he went tearing around the house again
  • spreading chaos and destruction in his path. Aunt Polly entered in time
  • to see him throw a few double summersets, deliver a final mighty hurrah,
  • and sail through the open window, carrying the rest of the flower-pots
  • with him. The old lady stood petrified with astonishment, peering over
  • her glasses; Tom lay on the floor expiring with laughter.
  • “Tom, what on earth ails that cat?”
  • “I don't know, aunt,” gasped the boy.
  • “Why, I never see anything like it. What did make him act so?”
  • “Deed I don't know, Aunt Polly; cats always act so when they're having a
  • good time.”
  • “They do, do they?” There was something in the tone that made Tom
  • apprehensive.
  • “Yes'm. That is, I believe they do.”
  • “You _do_?”
  • “Yes'm.”
  • The old lady was bending down, Tom watching, with interest emphasized
  • by anxiety. Too late he divined her “drift.” The handle of the telltale
  • tea-spoon was visible under the bed-valance. Aunt Polly took it, held it
  • up. Tom winced, and dropped his eyes. Aunt Polly raised him by the usual
  • handle--his ear--and cracked his head soundly with her thimble.
  • “Now, sir, what did you want to treat that poor dumb beast so, for?”
  • “I done it out of pity for him--because he hadn't any aunt.”
  • “Hadn't any aunt!--you numskull. What has that got to do with it?”
  • “Heaps. Because if he'd had one she'd a burnt him out herself! She'd a
  • roasted his bowels out of him 'thout any more feeling than if he was a
  • human!”
  • Aunt Polly felt a sudden pang of remorse. This was putting the thing in
  • a new light; what was cruelty to a cat _might_ be cruelty to a boy, too.
  • She began to soften; she felt sorry. Her eyes watered a little, and she
  • put her hand on Tom's head and said gently:
  • “I was meaning for the best, Tom. And, Tom, it _did_ do you good.”
  • Tom looked up in her face with just a perceptible twinkle peeping
  • through his gravity.
  • “I know you was meaning for the best, aunty, and so was I with Peter. It
  • done _him_ good, too. I never see him get around so since--”
  • “Oh, go 'long with you, Tom, before you aggravate me again. And you try
  • and see if you can't be a good boy, for once, and you needn't take any
  • more medicine.”
  • Tom reached school ahead of time. It was noticed that this strange thing
  • had been occurring every day latterly. And now, as usual of late,
  • he hung about the gate of the schoolyard instead of playing with his
  • comrades. He was sick, he said, and he looked it. He tried to seem to
  • be looking everywhere but whither he really was looking--down the road.
  • Presently Jeff Thatcher hove in sight, and Tom's face lighted; he gazed
  • a moment, and then turned sorrowfully away. When Jeff arrived, Tom
  • accosted him; and “led up” warily to opportunities for remark about
  • Becky, but the giddy lad never could see the bait. Tom watched and
  • watched, hoping whenever a frisking frock came in sight, and hating the
  • owner of it as soon as he saw she was not the right one. At last frocks
  • ceased to appear, and he dropped hopelessly into the dumps; he entered
  • the empty schoolhouse and sat down to suffer. Then one more frock passed
  • in at the gate, and Tom's heart gave a great bound. The next instant he
  • was out, and “going on” like an Indian; yelling, laughing, chasing boys,
  • jumping over the fence at risk of life and limb, throwing handsprings,
  • standing on his head--doing all the heroic things he could conceive of,
  • and keeping a furtive eye out, all the while, to see if Becky Thatcher
  • was noticing. But she seemed to be unconscious of it all; she never
  • looked. Could it be possible that she was not aware that he was there?
  • He carried his exploits to her immediate vicinity; came war-whooping
  • around, snatched a boy's cap, hurled it to the roof of the schoolhouse,
  • broke through a group of boys, tumbling them in every direction, and
  • fell sprawling, himself, under Becky's nose, almost upsetting her--and
  • she turned, with her nose in the air, and he heard her say: “Mf! some
  • people think they're mighty smart--always showing off!”
  • Tom's cheeks burned. He gathered himself up and sneaked off, crushed and
  • crestfallen.
  • CHAPTER XIII
  • TOM'S mind was made up now. He was gloomy and desperate. He was a
  • forsaken, friendless boy, he said; nobody loved him; when they found out
  • what they had driven him to, perhaps they would be sorry; he had tried
  • to do right and get along, but they would not let him; since nothing
  • would do them but to be rid of him, let it be so; and let them blame
  • _him_ for the consequences--why shouldn't they? What right had the
  • friendless to complain? Yes, they had forced him to it at last: he would
  • lead a life of crime. There was no choice.
  • By this time he was far down Meadow Lane, and the bell for school to
  • “take up” tinkled faintly upon his ear. He sobbed, now, to think he
  • should never, never hear that old familiar sound any more--it was very
  • hard, but it was forced on him; since he was driven out into the cold
  • world, he must submit--but he forgave them. Then the sobs came thick and
  • fast.
  • Just at this point he met his soul's sworn comrade, Joe
  • Harper--hard-eyed, and with evidently a great and dismal purpose in his
  • heart. Plainly here were “two souls with but a single thought.” Tom,
  • wiping his eyes with his sleeve, began to blubber out something about
  • a resolution to escape from hard usage and lack of sympathy at home by
  • roaming abroad into the great world never to return; and ended by hoping
  • that Joe would not forget him.
  • But it transpired that this was a request which Joe had just been going
  • to make of Tom, and had come to hunt him up for that purpose. His mother
  • had whipped him for drinking some cream which he had never tasted and
  • knew nothing about; it was plain that she was tired of him and wished
  • him to go; if she felt that way, there was nothing for him to do but
  • succumb; he hoped she would be happy, and never regret having driven her
  • poor boy out into the unfeeling world to suffer and die.
  • As the two boys walked sorrowing along, they made a new compact to stand
  • by each other and be brothers and never separate till death relieved
  • them of their troubles. Then they began to lay their plans. Joe was for
  • being a hermit, and living on crusts in a remote cave, and dying,
  • some time, of cold and want and grief; but after listening to Tom, he
  • conceded that there were some conspicuous advantages about a life of
  • crime, and so he consented to be a pirate.
  • Three miles below St. Petersburg, at a point where the Mississippi River
  • was a trifle over a mile wide, there was a long, narrow, wooded island,
  • with a shallow bar at the head of it, and this offered well as a
  • rendezvous. It was not inhabited; it lay far over toward the further
  • shore, abreast a dense and almost wholly unpeopled forest. So Jackson's
  • Island was chosen. Who were to be the subjects of their piracies was a
  • matter that did not occur to them. Then they hunted up Huckleberry Finn,
  • and he joined them promptly, for all careers were one to him; he was
  • indifferent. They presently separated to meet at a lonely spot on the
  • river-bank two miles above the village at the favorite hour--which was
  • midnight. There was a small log raft there which they meant to capture.
  • Each would bring hooks and lines, and such provision as he could steal
  • in the most dark and mysterious way--as became outlaws. And before the
  • afternoon was done, they had all managed to enjoy the sweet glory of
  • spreading the fact that pretty soon the town would “hear something.” All
  • who got this vague hint were cautioned to “be mum and wait.”
  • About midnight Tom arrived with a boiled ham and a few trifles,
  • and stopped in a dense undergrowth on a small bluff overlooking the
  • meeting-place. It was starlight, and very still. The mighty river lay
  • like an ocean at rest. Tom listened a moment, but no sound disturbed the
  • quiet. Then he gave a low, distinct whistle. It was answered from under
  • the bluff. Tom whistled twice more; these signals were answered in the
  • same way. Then a guarded voice said:
  • “Who goes there?”
  • “Tom Sawyer, the Black Avenger of the Spanish Main. Name your names.”
  • “Huck Finn the Red-Handed, and Joe Harper the Terror of the Seas.” Tom
  • had furnished these titles, from his favorite literature.
  • “'Tis well. Give the countersign.”
  • Two hoarse whispers delivered the same awful word simultaneously to the
  • brooding night:
  • “_Blood_!”
  • Then Tom tumbled his ham over the bluff and let himself down after it,
  • tearing both skin and clothes to some extent in the effort. There was
  • an easy, comfortable path along the shore under the bluff, but it lacked
  • the advantages of difficulty and danger so valued by a pirate.
  • The Terror of the Seas had brought a side of bacon, and had about worn
  • himself out with getting it there. Finn the Red-Handed had stolen a
  • skillet and a quantity of half-cured leaf tobacco, and had also brought
  • a few corn-cobs to make pipes with. But none of the pirates smoked or
  • “chewed” but himself. The Black Avenger of the Spanish Main said it
  • would never do to start without some fire. That was a wise thought;
  • matches were hardly known there in that day. They saw a fire smouldering
  • upon a great raft a hundred yards above, and they went stealthily
  • thither and helped themselves to a chunk. They made an imposing
  • adventure of it, saying, “Hist!” every now and then, and suddenly
  • halting with finger on lip; moving with hands on imaginary dagger-hilts;
  • and giving orders in dismal whispers that if “the foe” stirred, to “let
  • him have it to the hilt,” because “dead men tell no tales.” They knew
  • well enough that the raftsmen were all down at the village laying
  • in stores or having a spree, but still that was no excuse for their
  • conducting this thing in an unpiratical way.
  • They shoved off, presently, Tom in command, Huck at the after oar and
  • Joe at the forward. Tom stood amidships, gloomy-browed, and with folded
  • arms, and gave his orders in a low, stern whisper:
  • “Luff, and bring her to the wind!”
  • “Aye-aye, sir!”
  • “Steady, steady-y-y-y!”
  • “Steady it is, sir!”
  • “Let her go off a point!”
  • “Point it is, sir!”
  • As the boys steadily and monotonously drove the raft toward mid-stream
  • it was no doubt understood that these orders were given only for
  • “style,” and were not intended to mean anything in particular.
  • “What sail's she carrying?”
  • “Courses, tops'ls, and flying-jib, sir.”
  • “Send the r'yals up! Lay out aloft, there, half a dozen of
  • ye--foretopmaststuns'l! Lively, now!”
  • “Aye-aye, sir!”
  • “Shake out that maintogalans'l! Sheets and braces! _now_ my hearties!”
  • “Aye-aye, sir!”
  • “Hellum-a-lee--hard a port! Stand by to meet her when she comes! Port,
  • port! _Now_, men! With a will! Stead-y-y-y!”
  • “Steady it is, sir!”
  • The raft drew beyond the middle of the river; the boys pointed her head
  • right, and then lay on their oars. The river was not high, so there was
  • not more than a two or three mile current. Hardly a word was said during
  • the next three-quarters of an hour. Now the raft was passing before
  • the distant town. Two or three glimmering lights showed where it lay,
  • peacefully sleeping, beyond the vague vast sweep of star-gemmed water,
  • unconscious of the tremendous event that was happening. The Black
  • Avenger stood still with folded arms, “looking his last” upon the scene
  • of his former joys and his later sufferings, and wishing “she” could see
  • him now, abroad on the wild sea, facing peril and death with dauntless
  • heart, going to his doom with a grim smile on his lips. It was but
  • a small strain on his imagination to remove Jackson's Island beyond
  • eye-shot of the village, and so he “looked his last” with a broken and
  • satisfied heart. The other pirates were looking their last, too; and
  • they all looked so long that they came near letting the current drift
  • them out of the range of the island. But they discovered the danger in
  • time, and made shift to avert it. About two o'clock in the morning the
  • raft grounded on the bar two hundred yards above the head of the island,
  • and they waded back and forth until they had landed their freight. Part
  • of the little raft's belongings consisted of an old sail, and this they
  • spread over a nook in the bushes for a tent to shelter their provisions;
  • but they themselves would sleep in the open air in good weather, as
  • became outlaws.
  • They built a fire against the side of a great log twenty or thirty steps
  • within the sombre depths of the forest, and then cooked some bacon in
  • the frying-pan for supper, and used up half of the corn “pone” stock
  • they had brought. It seemed glorious sport to be feasting in that wild,
  • free way in the virgin forest of an unexplored and uninhabited island,
  • far from the haunts of men, and they said they never would return to
  • civilization. The climbing fire lit up their faces and threw its ruddy
  • glare upon the pillared tree-trunks of their forest temple, and upon the
  • varnished foliage and festooning vines.
  • When the last crisp slice of bacon was gone, and the last allowance
  • of corn pone devoured, the boys stretched themselves out on the grass,
  • filled with contentment. They could have found a cooler place, but
  • they would not deny themselves such a romantic feature as the roasting
  • campfire.
  • “_Ain't_ it gay?” said Joe.
  • “It's _nuts_!” said Tom. “What would the boys say if they could see us?”
  • “Say? Well, they'd just die to be here--hey, Hucky!”
  • “I reckon so,” said Huckleberry; “anyways, I'm suited. I don't want
  • nothing better'n this. I don't ever get enough to eat, gen'ally--and here
  • they can't come and pick at a feller and bullyrag him so.”
  • “It's just the life for me,” said Tom. “You don't have to get up,
  • mornings, and you don't have to go to school, and wash, and all that
  • blame foolishness. You see a pirate don't have to do _anything_, Joe,
  • when he's ashore, but a hermit _he_ has to be praying considerable, and
  • then he don't have any fun, anyway, all by himself that way.”
  • “Oh yes, that's so,” said Joe, “but I hadn't thought much about it, you
  • know. I'd a good deal rather be a pirate, now that I've tried it.”
  • “You see,” said Tom, “people don't go much on hermits, nowadays, like
  • they used to in old times, but a pirate's always respected. And
  • a hermit's got to sleep on the hardest place he can find, and put
  • sackcloth and ashes on his head, and stand out in the rain, and--”
  • “What does he put sackcloth and ashes on his head for?” inquired Huck.
  • “I dono. But they've _got_ to do it. Hermits always do. You'd have to do
  • that if you was a hermit.”
  • “Dern'd if I would,” said Huck.
  • “Well, what would you do?”
  • “I dono. But I wouldn't do that.”
  • “Why, Huck, you'd _have_ to. How'd you get around it?”
  • “Why, I just wouldn't stand it. I'd run away.”
  • “Run away! Well, you _would_ be a nice old slouch of a hermit. You'd be
  • a disgrace.”
  • The Red-Handed made no response, being better employed. He had finished
  • gouging out a cob, and now he fitted a weed stem to it, loaded it with
  • tobacco, and was pressing a coal to the charge and blowing a cloud of
  • fragrant smoke--he was in the full bloom of luxurious contentment. The
  • other pirates envied him this majestic vice, and secretly resolved to
  • acquire it shortly. Presently Huck said:
  • “What does pirates have to do?”
  • Tom said:
  • “Oh, they have just a bully time--take ships and burn them, and get the
  • money and bury it in awful places in their island where there's ghosts
  • and things to watch it, and kill everybody in the ships--make 'em walk a
  • plank.”
  • “And they carry the women to the island,” said Joe; “they don't kill the
  • women.”
  • “No,” assented Tom, “they don't kill the women--they're too noble. And
  • the women's always beautiful, too.
  • “And don't they wear the bulliest clothes! Oh no! All gold and silver
  • and di'monds,” said Joe, with enthusiasm.
  • “Who?” said Huck.
  • “Why, the pirates.”
  • Huck scanned his own clothing forlornly.
  • “I reckon I ain't dressed fitten for a pirate,” said he, with a
  • regretful pathos in his voice; “but I ain't got none but these.”
  • But the other boys told him the fine clothes would come fast enough,
  • after they should have begun their adventures. They made him understand
  • that his poor rags would do to begin with, though it was customary for
  • wealthy pirates to start with a proper wardrobe.
  • Gradually their talk died out and drowsiness began to steal upon the
  • eyelids of the little waifs. The pipe dropped from the fingers of the
  • Red-Handed, and he slept the sleep of the conscience-free and the weary.
  • The Terror of the Seas and the Black Avenger of the Spanish Main had
  • more difficulty in getting to sleep. They said their prayers inwardly,
  • and lying down, since there was nobody there with authority to make them
  • kneel and recite aloud; in truth, they had a mind not to say them at
  • all, but they were afraid to proceed to such lengths as that, lest they
  • might call down a sudden and special thunderbolt from heaven. Then at
  • once they reached and hovered upon the imminent verge of sleep--but an
  • intruder came, now, that would not “down.” It was conscience. They began
  • to feel a vague fear that they had been doing wrong to run away; and
  • next they thought of the stolen meat, and then the real torture came.
  • They tried to argue it away by reminding conscience that they had
  • purloined sweetmeats and apples scores of times; but conscience was not
  • to be appeased by such thin plausibilities; it seemed to them, in the
  • end, that there was no getting around the stubborn fact that taking
  • sweetmeats was only “hooking,” while taking bacon and hams and such
  • valuables was plain simple stealing--and there was a command against that
  • in the Bible. So they inwardly resolved that so long as they remained in
  • the business, their piracies should not again be sullied with the
  • crime of stealing. Then conscience granted a truce, and these curiously
  • inconsistent pirates fell peacefully to sleep.
  • CHAPTER XIV
  • WHEN Tom awoke in the morning, he wondered where he was. He sat up and
  • rubbed his eyes and looked around. Then he comprehended. It was the cool
  • gray dawn, and there was a delicious sense of repose and peace in the
  • deep pervading calm and silence of the woods. Not a leaf stirred; not
  • a sound obtruded upon great Nature's meditation. Beaded dewdrops stood
  • upon the leaves and grasses. A white layer of ashes covered the fire,
  • and a thin blue breath of smoke rose straight into the air. Joe and Huck
  • still slept.
  • Now, far away in the woods a bird called; another answered; presently
  • the hammering of a woodpecker was heard. Gradually the cool dim gray
  • of the morning whitened, and as gradually sounds multiplied and life
  • manifested itself. The marvel of Nature shaking off sleep and going
  • to work unfolded itself to the musing boy. A little green worm came
  • crawling over a dewy leaf, lifting two-thirds of his body into the air
  • from time to time and “sniffing around,” then proceeding again--for he
  • was measuring, Tom said; and when the worm approached him, of its own
  • accord, he sat as still as a stone, with his hopes rising and falling,
  • by turns, as the creature still came toward him or seemed inclined to
  • go elsewhere; and when at last it considered a painful moment with its
  • curved body in the air and then came decisively down upon Tom's leg and
  • began a journey over him, his whole heart was glad--for that meant that
  • he was going to have a new suit of clothes--without the shadow of a
  • doubt a gaudy piratical uniform. Now a procession of ants appeared,
  • from nowhere in particular, and went about their labors; one struggled
  • manfully by with a dead spider five times as big as itself in its arms,
  • and lugged it straight up a tree-trunk. A brown spotted lady-bug climbed
  • the dizzy height of a grass blade, and Tom bent down close to it and
  • said, “Lady-bug, lady-bug, fly away home, your house is on fire, your
  • children's alone,” and she took wing and went off to see about it--which
  • did not surprise the boy, for he knew of old that this insect was
  • credulous about conflagrations, and he had practised upon its simplicity
  • more than once. A tumblebug came next, heaving sturdily at its ball, and
  • Tom touched the creature, to see it shut its legs against its body
  • and pretend to be dead. The birds were fairly rioting by this time. A
  • catbird, the Northern mocker, lit in a tree over Tom's head, and trilled
  • out her imitations of her neighbors in a rapture of enjoyment; then
  • a shrill jay swept down, a flash of blue flame, and stopped on a twig
  • almost within the boy's reach, cocked his head to one side and eyed the
  • strangers with a consuming curiosity; a gray squirrel and a big fellow
  • of the “fox” kind came skurrying along, sitting up at intervals to
  • inspect and chatter at the boys, for the wild things had probably never
  • seen a human being before and scarcely knew whether to be afraid or not.
  • All Nature was wide awake and stirring, now; long lances of sunlight
  • pierced down through the dense foliage far and near, and a few
  • butterflies came fluttering upon the scene.
  • Tom stirred up the other pirates and they all clattered away with
  • a shout, and in a minute or two were stripped and chasing after and
  • tumbling over each other in the shallow limpid water of the white
  • sandbar. They felt no longing for the little village sleeping in the
  • distance beyond the majestic waste of water. A vagrant current or a
  • slight rise in the river had carried off their raft, but this only
  • gratified them, since its going was something like burning the bridge
  • between them and civilization.
  • They came back to camp wonderfully refreshed, glad-hearted, and
  • ravenous; and they soon had the camp-fire blazing up again. Huck found a
  • spring of clear cold water close by, and the boys made cups of broad oak
  • or hickory leaves, and felt that water, sweetened with such a wildwood
  • charm as that, would be a good enough substitute for coffee. While Joe
  • was slicing bacon for breakfast, Tom and Huck asked him to hold on a
  • minute; they stepped to a promising nook in the river-bank and threw in
  • their lines; almost immediately they had reward. Joe had not had time
  • to get impatient before they were back again with some handsome bass,
  • a couple of sun-perch and a small catfish--provisions enough for quite a
  • family. They fried the fish with the bacon, and were astonished; for
  • no fish had ever seemed so delicious before. They did not know that the
  • quicker a fresh-water fish is on the fire after he is caught the better
  • he is; and they reflected little upon what a sauce open-air sleeping,
  • open-air exercise, bathing, and a large ingredient of hunger make, too.
  • They lay around in the shade, after breakfast, while Huck had a smoke,
  • and then went off through the woods on an exploring expedition. They
  • tramped gayly along, over decaying logs, through tangled underbrush,
  • among solemn monarchs of the forest, hung from their crowns to the
  • ground with a drooping regalia of grape-vines. Now and then they came
  • upon snug nooks carpeted with grass and jeweled with flowers.
  • They found plenty of things to be delighted with, but nothing to be
  • astonished at. They discovered that the island was about three miles
  • long and a quarter of a mile wide, and that the shore it lay closest to
  • was only separated from it by a narrow channel hardly two hundred yards
  • wide. They took a swim about every hour, so it was close upon the middle
  • of the afternoon when they got back to camp. They were too hungry to
  • stop to fish, but they fared sumptuously upon cold ham, and then threw
  • themselves down in the shade to talk. But the talk soon began to drag,
  • and then died. The stillness, the solemnity that brooded in the woods,
  • and the sense of loneliness, began to tell upon the spirits of the boys.
  • They fell to thinking. A sort of undefined longing crept upon them. This
  • took dim shape, presently--it was budding homesickness. Even Finn the
  • Red-Handed was dreaming of his doorsteps and empty hogsheads. But they
  • were all ashamed of their weakness, and none was brave enough to speak
  • his thought.
  • For some time, now, the boys had been dully conscious of a peculiar
  • sound in the distance, just as one sometimes is of the ticking of a
  • clock which he takes no distinct note of. But now this mysterious sound
  • became more pronounced, and forced a recognition. The boys started,
  • glanced at each other, and then each assumed a listening attitude. There
  • was a long silence, profound and unbroken; then a deep, sullen boom came
  • floating down out of the distance.
  • “What is it!” exclaimed Joe, under his breath.
  • “I wonder,” said Tom in a whisper.
  • “'Tain't thunder,” said Huckleberry, in an awed tone, “becuz thunder--”
  • “Hark!” said Tom. “Listen--don't talk.”
  • They waited a time that seemed an age, and then the same muffled boom
  • troubled the solemn hush.
  • “Let's go and see.”
  • They sprang to their feet and hurried to the shore toward the town. They
  • parted the bushes on the bank and peered out over the water. The little
  • steam ferry-boat was about a mile below the village, drifting with the
  • current. Her broad deck seemed crowded with people. There were a great
  • many skiffs rowing about or floating with the stream in the neighborhood
  • of the ferryboat, but the boys could not determine what the men in
  • them were doing. Presently a great jet of white smoke burst from the
  • ferryboat's side, and as it expanded and rose in a lazy cloud, that same
  • dull throb of sound was borne to the listeners again.
  • “I know now!” exclaimed Tom; “somebody's drownded!”
  • “That's it!” said Huck; “they done that last summer, when Bill Turner
  • got drownded; they shoot a cannon over the water, and that makes
  • him come up to the top. Yes, and they take loaves of bread and put
  • quicksilver in 'em and set 'em afloat, and wherever there's anybody
  • that's drownded, they'll float right there and stop.”
  • “Yes, I've heard about that,” said Joe. “I wonder what makes the bread
  • do that.”
  • “Oh, it ain't the bread, so much,” said Tom; “I reckon it's mostly what
  • they _say_ over it before they start it out.”
  • “But they don't say anything over it,” said Huck. “I've seen 'em and
  • they don't.”
  • “Well, that's funny,” said Tom. “But maybe they say it to themselves. Of
  • _course_ they do. Anybody might know that.”
  • The other boys agreed that there was reason in what Tom said, because
  • an ignorant lump of bread, uninstructed by an incantation, could not
  • be expected to act very intelligently when set upon an errand of such
  • gravity.
  • “By jings, I wish I was over there, now,” said Joe.
  • “I do too” said Huck “I'd give heaps to know who it is.”
  • The boys still listened and watched. Presently a revealing thought
  • flashed through Tom's mind, and he exclaimed:
  • “Boys, I know who's drownded--it's us!”
  • They felt like heroes in an instant. Here was a gorgeous triumph; they
  • were missed; they were mourned; hearts were breaking on their account;
  • tears were being shed; accusing memories of unkindness to these poor
  • lost lads were rising up, and unavailing regrets and remorse were being
  • indulged; and best of all, the departed were the talk of the whole town,
  • and the envy of all the boys, as far as this dazzling notoriety was
  • concerned. This was fine. It was worth while to be a pirate, after all.
  • As twilight drew on, the ferryboat went back to her accustomed business
  • and the skiffs disappeared. The pirates returned to camp. They were
  • jubilant with vanity over their new grandeur and the illustrious trouble
  • they were making. They caught fish, cooked supper and ate it, and then
  • fell to guessing at what the village was thinking and saying about them;
  • and the pictures they drew of the public distress on their account were
  • gratifying to look upon--from their point of view. But when the shadows
  • of night closed them in, they gradually ceased to talk, and sat gazing
  • into the fire, with their minds evidently wandering elsewhere. The
  • excitement was gone, now, and Tom and Joe could not keep back thoughts
  • of certain persons at home who were not enjoying this fine frolic as
  • much as they were. Misgivings came; they grew troubled and unhappy; a
  • sigh or two escaped, unawares. By and by Joe timidly ventured upon a
  • roundabout “feeler” as to how the others might look upon a return to
  • civilization--not right now, but--
  • Tom withered him with derision! Huck, being uncommitted as yet, joined
  • in with Tom, and the waverer quickly “explained,” and was glad to get
  • out of the scrape with as little taint of chicken-hearted home-sickness
  • clinging to his garments as he could. Mutiny was effectually laid to
  • rest for the moment.
  • As the night deepened, Huck began to nod, and presently to snore.
  • Joe followed next. Tom lay upon his elbow motionless, for some time,
  • watching the two intently. At last he got up cautiously, on his knees,
  • and went searching among the grass and the flickering reflections flung
  • by the campfire. He picked up and inspected several large semi-cylinders
  • of the thin white bark of a sycamore, and finally chose two which seemed
  • to suit him. Then he knelt by the fire and painfully wrote something
  • upon each of these with his “red keel”; one he rolled up and put in his
  • jacket pocket, and the other he put in Joe's hat and removed it to a
  • little distance from the owner. And he also put into the hat certain
  • schoolboy treasures of almost inestimable value--among them a lump of
  • chalk, an India-rubber ball, three fishhooks, and one of that kind
  • of marbles known as a “sure 'nough crystal.” Then he tiptoed his way
  • cautiously among the trees till he felt that he was out of hearing, and
  • straightway broke into a keen run in the direction of the sandbar.
  • CHAPTER XV
  • A few minutes later Tom was in the shoal water of the bar, wading toward
  • the Illinois shore. Before the depth reached his middle he was halfway
  • over; the current would permit no more wading, now, so he struck out
  • confidently to swim the remaining hundred yards. He swam quartering
  • upstream, but still was swept downward rather faster than he had
  • expected. However, he reached the shore finally, and drifted along till
  • he found a low place and drew himself out. He put his hand on his jacket
  • pocket, found his piece of bark safe, and then struck through the woods,
  • following the shore, with streaming garments. Shortly before ten
  • o'clock he came out into an open place opposite the village, and saw the
  • ferryboat lying in the shadow of the trees and the high bank. Everything
  • was quiet under the blinking stars. He crept down the bank, watching
  • with all his eyes, slipped into the water, swam three or four strokes
  • and climbed into the skiff that did “yawl” duty at the boat's stern. He
  • laid himself down under the thwarts and waited, panting.
  • Presently the cracked bell tapped and a voice gave the order to “cast
  • off.” A minute or two later the skiff's head was standing high up,
  • against the boat's swell, and the voyage was begun. Tom felt happy in
  • his success, for he knew it was the boat's last trip for the night. At
  • the end of a long twelve or fifteen minutes the wheels stopped, and
  • Tom slipped overboard and swam ashore in the dusk, landing fifty yards
  • downstream, out of danger of possible stragglers.
  • He flew along unfrequented alleys, and shortly found himself at his
  • aunt's back fence. He climbed over, approached the “ell,” and looked
  • in at the sitting-room window, for a light was burning there. There
  • sat Aunt Polly, Sid, Mary, and Joe Harper's mother, grouped together,
  • talking. They were by the bed, and the bed was between them and the
  • door. Tom went to the door and began to softly lift the latch; then
  • he pressed gently and the door yielded a crack; he continued pushing
  • cautiously, and quaking every time it creaked, till he judged he might
  • squeeze through on his knees; so he put his head through and began,
  • warily.
  • “What makes the candle blow so?” said Aunt Polly. Tom hurried up. “Why,
  • that door's open, I believe. Why, of course it is. No end of strange
  • things now. Go 'long and shut it, Sid.”
  • Tom disappeared under the bed just in time. He lay and “breathed”
  • himself for a time, and then crept to where he could almost touch his
  • aunt's foot.
  • “But as I was saying,” said Aunt Polly, “he warn't _bad_, so to say--only
  • misch_ee_vous. Only just giddy, and harum-scarum, you know. He warn't
  • any more responsible than a colt. _He_ never meant any harm, and he was
  • the best-hearted boy that ever was”--and she began to cry.
  • “It was just so with my Joe--always full of his devilment, and up to
  • every kind of mischief, but he was just as unselfish and kind as he
  • could be--and laws bless me, to think I went and whipped him for taking
  • that cream, never once recollecting that I throwed it out myself because
  • it was sour, and I never to see him again in this world, never, never,
  • never, poor abused boy!” And Mrs. Harper sobbed as if her heart would
  • break.
  • “I hope Tom's better off where he is,” said Sid, “but if he'd been
  • better in some ways--”
  • “_Sid!_” Tom felt the glare of the old lady's eye, though he could not
  • see it. “Not a word against my Tom, now that he's gone! God'll take care
  • of _him_--never you trouble _your_self, sir! Oh, Mrs. Harper, I don't
  • know how to give him up! I don't know how to give him up! He was such a
  • comfort to me, although he tormented my old heart out of me, 'most.”
  • “The Lord giveth and the Lord hath taken away--Blessed be the name of
  • the Lord! But it's so hard--Oh, it's so hard! Only last Saturday my Joe
  • busted a firecracker right under my nose and I knocked him sprawling.
  • Little did I know then, how soon--Oh, if it was to do over again I'd hug
  • him and bless him for it.”
  • “Yes, yes, yes, I know just how you feel, Mrs. Harper, I know just
  • exactly how you feel. No longer ago than yesterday noon, my Tom took
  • and filled the cat full of Pain-killer, and I did think the cretur would
  • tear the house down. And God forgive me, I cracked Tom's head with my
  • thimble, poor boy, poor dead boy. But he's out of all his troubles now.
  • And the last words I ever heard him say was to reproach--”
  • But this memory was too much for the old lady, and she broke entirely
  • down. Tom was snuffling, now, himself--and more in pity of himself than
  • anybody else. He could hear Mary crying, and putting in a kindly word
  • for him from time to time. He began to have a nobler opinion of himself
  • than ever before. Still, he was sufficiently touched by his aunt's grief
  • to long to rush out from under the bed and overwhelm her with joy--and
  • the theatrical gorgeousness of the thing appealed strongly to his
  • nature, too, but he resisted and lay still.
  • He went on listening, and gathered by odds and ends that it was
  • conjectured at first that the boys had got drowned while taking a swim;
  • then the small raft had been missed; next, certain boys said the missing
  • lads had promised that the village should “hear something” soon; the
  • wise-heads had “put this and that together” and decided that the lads
  • had gone off on that raft and would turn up at the next town below,
  • presently; but toward noon the raft had been found, lodged against the
  • Missouri shore some five or six miles below the village--and then hope
  • perished; they must be drowned, else hunger would have driven them home
  • by nightfall if not sooner. It was believed that the search for the
  • bodies had been a fruitless effort merely because the drowning must
  • have occurred in mid-channel, since the boys, being good swimmers, would
  • otherwise have escaped to shore. This was Wednesday night. If the bodies
  • continued missing until Sunday, all hope would be given over, and the
  • funerals would be preached on that morning. Tom shuddered.
  • Mrs. Harper gave a sobbing goodnight and turned to go. Then with a
  • mutual impulse the two bereaved women flung themselves into each other's
  • arms and had a good, consoling cry, and then parted. Aunt Polly was
  • tender far beyond her wont, in her goodnight to Sid and Mary. Sid
  • snuffled a bit and Mary went off crying with all her heart.
  • Aunt Polly knelt down and prayed for Tom so touchingly, so appealingly,
  • and with such measureless love in her words and her old trembling voice,
  • that he was weltering in tears again, long before she was through.
  • He had to keep still long after she went to bed, for she kept making
  • broken-hearted ejaculations from time to time, tossing unrestfully, and
  • turning over. But at last she was still, only moaning a little in her
  • sleep. Now the boy stole out, rose gradually by the bedside, shaded the
  • candle-light with his hand, and stood regarding her. His heart was full
  • of pity for her. He took out his sycamore scroll and placed it by the
  • candle. But something occurred to him, and he lingered considering.
  • His face lighted with a happy solution of his thought; he put the bark
  • hastily in his pocket. Then he bent over and kissed the faded lips, and
  • straightway made his stealthy exit, latching the door behind him.
  • He threaded his way back to the ferry landing, found nobody at large
  • there, and walked boldly on board the boat, for he knew she was
  • tenantless except that there was a watchman, who always turned in and
  • slept like a graven image. He untied the skiff at the stern, slipped
  • into it, and was soon rowing cautiously upstream. When he had pulled a
  • mile above the village, he started quartering across and bent himself
  • stoutly to his work. He hit the landing on the other side neatly, for
  • this was a familiar bit of work to him. He was moved to capture
  • the skiff, arguing that it might be considered a ship and therefore
  • legitimate prey for a pirate, but he knew a thorough search would be
  • made for it and that might end in revelations. So he stepped ashore and
  • entered the woods.
  • He sat down and took a long rest, torturing himself meanwhile to keep
  • awake, and then started warily down the home-stretch. The night was far
  • spent. It was broad daylight before he found himself fairly abreast the
  • island bar. He rested again until the sun was well up and gilding the
  • great river with its splendor, and then he plunged into the stream. A
  • little later he paused, dripping, upon the threshold of the camp, and
  • heard Joe say:
  • “No, Tom's true-blue, Huck, and he'll come back. He won't desert. He
  • knows that would be a disgrace to a pirate, and Tom's too proud for that
  • sort of thing. He's up to something or other. Now I wonder what?”
  • “Well, the things is ours, anyway, ain't they?”
  • “Pretty near, but not yet, Huck. The writing says they are if he ain't
  • back here to breakfast.”
  • “Which he is!” exclaimed Tom, with fine dramatic effect, stepping
  • grandly into camp.
  • A sumptuous breakfast of bacon and fish was shortly provided, and as the
  • boys set to work upon it, Tom recounted (and adorned) his adventures.
  • They were a vain and boastful company of heroes when the tale was done.
  • Then Tom hid himself away in a shady nook to sleep till noon, and the
  • other pirates got ready to fish and explore.
  • CHAPTER XVI
  • AFTER dinner all the gang turned out to hunt for turtle eggs on the bar.
  • They went about poking sticks into the sand, and when they found a soft
  • place they went down on their knees and dug with their hands. Sometimes
  • they would take fifty or sixty eggs out of one hole. They were perfectly
  • round white things a trifle smaller than an English walnut. They had a
  • famous fried-egg feast that night, and another on Friday morning.
  • After breakfast they went whooping and prancing out on the bar, and
  • chased each other round and round, shedding clothes as they went, until
  • they were naked, and then continued the frolic far away up the shoal
  • water of the bar, against the stiff current, which latter tripped their
  • legs from under them from time to time and greatly increased the fun.
  • And now and then they stooped in a group and splashed water in each
  • other's faces with their palms, gradually approaching each other, with
  • averted faces to avoid the strangling sprays, and finally gripping and
  • struggling till the best man ducked his neighbor, and then they all
  • went under in a tangle of white legs and arms and came up blowing,
  • sputtering, laughing, and gasping for breath at one and the same time.
  • When they were well exhausted, they would run out and sprawl on the dry,
  • hot sand, and lie there and cover themselves up with it, and by and by
  • break for the water again and go through the original performance once
  • more. Finally it occurred to them that their naked skin represented
  • flesh-colored “tights” very fairly; so they drew a ring in the sand and
  • had a circus--with three clowns in it, for none would yield this proudest
  • post to his neighbor.
  • Next they got their marbles and played “knucks” and “ringtaw” and
  • “keeps” till that amusement grew stale. Then Joe and Huck had another
  • swim, but Tom would not venture, because he found that in kicking off
  • his trousers he had kicked his string of rattlesnake rattles off his
  • ankle, and he wondered how he had escaped cramp so long without the
  • protection of this mysterious charm. He did not venture again until he
  • had found it, and by that time the other boys were tired and ready to
  • rest. They gradually wandered apart, dropped into the “dumps,” and
  • fell to gazing longingly across the wide river to where the village lay
  • drowsing in the sun. Tom found himself writing “BECKY” in the sand with
  • his big toe; he scratched it out, and was angry with himself for his
  • weakness. But he wrote it again, nevertheless; he could not help it. He
  • erased it once more and then took himself out of temptation by driving
  • the other boys together and joining them.
  • But Joe's spirits had gone down almost beyond resurrection. He was so
  • homesick that he could hardly endure the misery of it. The tears lay
  • very near the surface. Huck was melancholy, too. Tom was downhearted,
  • but tried hard not to show it. He had a secret which he was not ready
  • to tell, yet, but if this mutinous depression was not broken up soon, he
  • would have to bring it out. He said, with a great show of cheerfulness:
  • “I bet there's been pirates on this island before, boys. We'll explore
  • it again. They've hid treasures here somewhere. How'd you feel to light
  • on a rotten chest full of gold and silver--hey?”
  • But it roused only faint enthusiasm, which faded out, with no reply.
  • Tom tried one or two other seductions; but they failed, too. It was
  • discouraging work. Joe sat poking up the sand with a stick and looking
  • very gloomy. Finally he said:
  • “Oh, boys, let's give it up. I want to go home. It's so lonesome.”
  • “Oh no, Joe, you'll feel better by and by,” said Tom. “Just think of the
  • fishing that's here.”
  • “I don't care for fishing. I want to go home.”
  • “But, Joe, there ain't such another swimming-place anywhere.”
  • “Swimming's no good. I don't seem to care for it, somehow, when there
  • ain't anybody to say I sha'n't go in. I mean to go home.”
  • “Oh, shucks! Baby! You want to see your mother, I reckon.”
  • “Yes, I _do_ want to see my mother--and you would, too, if you had one. I
  • ain't any more baby than you are.” And Joe snuffled a little.
  • “Well, we'll let the crybaby go home to his mother, won't we, Huck? Poor
  • thing--does it want to see its mother? And so it shall. You like it here,
  • don't you, Huck? We'll stay, won't we?”
  • Huck said, “Y-e-s”--without any heart in it.
  • “I'll never speak to you again as long as I live,” said Joe, rising.
  • “There now!” And he moved moodily away and began to dress himself.
  • “Who cares!” said Tom. “Nobody wants you to. Go 'long home and get
  • laughed at. Oh, you're a nice pirate. Huck and me ain't crybabies. We'll
  • stay, won't we, Huck? Let him go if he wants to. I reckon we can get
  • along without him, per'aps.”
  • But Tom was uneasy, nevertheless, and was alarmed to see Joe go sullenly
  • on with his dressing. And then it was discomforting to see Huck eying
  • Joe's preparations so wistfully, and keeping up such an ominous silence.
  • Presently, without a parting word, Joe began to wade off toward the
  • Illinois shore. Tom's heart began to sink. He glanced at Huck. Huck
  • could not bear the look, and dropped his eyes. Then he said:
  • “I want to go, too, Tom. It was getting so lonesome anyway, and now
  • it'll be worse. Let's us go, too, Tom.”
  • “I won't! You can all go, if you want to. I mean to stay.”
  • “Tom, I better go.”
  • “Well, go 'long--who's hendering you.”
  • Huck began to pick up his scattered clothes. He said:
  • “Tom, I wisht you'd come, too. Now you think it over. We'll wait for you
  • when we get to shore.”
  • “Well, you'll wait a blame long time, that's all.”
  • Huck started sorrowfully away, and Tom stood looking after him, with a
  • strong desire tugging at his heart to yield his pride and go along
  • too. He hoped the boys would stop, but they still waded slowly on. It
  • suddenly dawned on Tom that it was become very lonely and still. He made
  • one final struggle with his pride, and then darted after his comrades,
  • yelling:
  • “Wait! Wait! I want to tell you something!”
  • They presently stopped and turned around. When he got to where they
  • were, he began unfolding his secret, and they listened moodily till
  • at last they saw the “point” he was driving at, and then they set up a
  • warwhoop of applause and said it was “splendid!” and said if he had
  • told them at first, they wouldn't have started away. He made a plausible
  • excuse; but his real reason had been the fear that not even the secret
  • would keep them with him any very great length of time, and so he had
  • meant to hold it in reserve as a last seduction.
  • The lads came gayly back and went at their sports again with a will,
  • chattering all the time about Tom's stupendous plan and admiring the
  • genius of it. After a dainty egg and fish dinner, Tom said he wanted to
  • learn to smoke, now. Joe caught at the idea and said he would like to
  • try, too. So Huck made pipes and filled them. These novices had never
  • smoked anything before but cigars made of grapevine, and they “bit” the
  • tongue, and were not considered manly anyway.
  • Now they stretched themselves out on their elbows and began to puff,
  • charily, and with slender confidence. The smoke had an unpleasant taste,
  • and they gagged a little, but Tom said:
  • “Why, it's just as easy! If I'd a knowed this was all, I'd a learnt long
  • ago.”
  • “So would I,” said Joe. “It's just nothing.”
  • “Why, many a time I've looked at people smoking, and thought well I wish
  • I could do that; but I never thought I could,” said Tom.
  • “That's just the way with me, hain't it, Huck? You've heard me talk just
  • that way--haven't you, Huck? I'll leave it to Huck if I haven't.”
  • “Yes--heaps of times,” said Huck.
  • “Well, I have too,” said Tom; “oh, hundreds of times. Once down by the
  • slaughter-house. Don't you remember, Huck? Bob Tanner was there, and
  • Johnny Miller, and Jeff Thatcher, when I said it. Don't you remember,
  • Huck, 'bout me saying that?”
  • “Yes, that's so,” said Huck. “That was the day after I lost a white
  • alley. No, 'twas the day before.”
  • “There--I told you so,” said Tom. “Huck recollects it.”
  • “I bleeve I could smoke this pipe all day,” said Joe. “I don't feel
  • sick.”
  • “Neither do I,” said Tom. “I could smoke it all day. But I bet you Jeff
  • Thatcher couldn't.”
  • “Jeff Thatcher! Why, he'd keel over just with two draws. Just let him
  • try it once. _He'd_ see!”
  • “I bet he would. And Johnny Miller--I wish could see Johnny Miller tackle
  • it once.”
  • “Oh, don't I!” said Joe. “Why, I bet you Johnny Miller couldn't any more
  • do this than nothing. Just one little snifter would fetch _him_.”
  • “'Deed it would, Joe. Say--I wish the boys could see us now.”
  • “So do I.”
  • “Say--boys, don't say anything about it, and some time when they're
  • around, I'll come up to you and say, 'Joe, got a pipe? I want a smoke.'
  • And you'll say, kind of careless like, as if it warn't anything, you'll
  • say, 'Yes, I got my _old_ pipe, and another one, but my tobacker ain't
  • very good.' And I'll say, 'Oh, that's all right, if it's _strong_
  • enough.' And then you'll out with the pipes, and we'll light up just as
  • ca'm, and then just see 'em look!”
  • “By jings, that'll be gay, Tom! I wish it was _now_!”
  • “So do I! And when we tell 'em we learned when we was off pirating,
  • won't they wish they'd been along?”
  • “Oh, I reckon not! I'll just _bet_ they will!”
  • So the talk ran on. But presently it began to flag a trifle, and
  • grow disjointed. The silences widened; the expectoration marvellously
  • increased. Every pore inside the boys' cheeks became a spouting
  • fountain; they could scarcely bail out the cellars under their tongues
  • fast enough to prevent an inundation; little overflowings down their
  • throats occurred in spite of all they could do, and sudden retchings
  • followed every time. Both boys were looking very pale and miserable,
  • now. Joe's pipe dropped from his nerveless fingers. Tom's followed. Both
  • fountains were going furiously and both pumps bailing with might and
  • main. Joe said feebly:
  • “I've lost my knife. I reckon I better go and find it.”
  • Tom said, with quivering lips and halting utterance:
  • “I'll help you. You go over that way and I'll hunt around by the spring.
  • No, you needn't come, Huck--we can find it.”
  • So Huck sat down again, and waited an hour. Then he found it lonesome,
  • and went to find his comrades. They were wide apart in the woods, both
  • very pale, both fast asleep. But something informed him that if they had
  • had any trouble they had got rid of it.
  • They were not talkative at supper that night. They had a humble look,
  • and when Huck prepared his pipe after the meal and was going to prepare
  • theirs, they said no, they were not feeling very well--something they ate
  • at dinner had disagreed with them.
  • About midnight Joe awoke, and called the boys. There was a brooding
  • oppressiveness in the air that seemed to bode something. The boys
  • huddled themselves together and sought the friendly companionship of
  • the fire, though the dull dead heat of the breathless atmosphere was
  • stifling. They sat still, intent and waiting. The solemn hush continued.
  • Beyond the light of the fire everything was swallowed up in the
  • blackness of darkness. Presently there came a quivering glow that
  • vaguely revealed the foliage for a moment and then vanished. By and by
  • another came, a little stronger. Then another. Then a faint moan came
  • sighing through the branches of the forest and the boys felt a fleeting
  • breath upon their cheeks, and shuddered with the fancy that the Spirit
  • of the Night had gone by. There was a pause. Now a weird flash turned
  • night into day and showed every little grassblade, separate and
  • distinct, that grew about their feet. And it showed three white,
  • startled faces, too. A deep peal of thunder went rolling and tumbling
  • down the heavens and lost itself in sullen rumblings in the distance. A
  • sweep of chilly air passed by, rustling all the leaves and snowing the
  • flaky ashes broadcast about the fire. Another fierce glare lit up the
  • forest and an instant crash followed that seemed to rend the treetops
  • right over the boys' heads. They clung together in terror, in the thick
  • gloom that followed. A few big raindrops fell pattering upon the leaves.
  • “Quick! boys, go for the tent!” exclaimed Tom.
  • They sprang away, stumbling over roots and among vines in the dark, no
  • two plunging in the same direction. A furious blast roared through
  • the trees, making everything sing as it went. One blinding flash after
  • another came, and peal on peal of deafening thunder. And now a drenching
  • rain poured down and the rising hurricane drove it in sheets along the
  • ground. The boys cried out to each other, but the roaring wind and the
  • booming thunderblasts drowned their voices utterly. However, one by one
  • they straggled in at last and took shelter under the tent, cold, scared,
  • and streaming with water; but to have company in misery seemed something
  • to be grateful for. They could not talk, the old sail flapped so
  • furiously, even if the other noises would have allowed them. The tempest
  • rose higher and higher, and presently the sail tore loose from its
  • fastenings and went winging away on the blast. The boys seized each
  • others' hands and fled, with many tumblings and bruises, to the shelter
  • of a great oak that stood upon the riverbank. Now the battle was at its
  • highest. Under the ceaseless conflagration of lightning that flamed
  • in the skies, everything below stood out in cleancut and shadowless
  • distinctness: the bending trees, the billowy river, white with foam, the
  • driving spray of spumeflakes, the dim outlines of the high bluffs on
  • the other side, glimpsed through the drifting cloudrack and the slanting
  • veil of rain. Every little while some giant tree yielded the fight
  • and fell crashing through the younger growth; and the unflagging
  • thunderpeals came now in ear-splitting explosive bursts, keen and sharp,
  • and unspeakably appalling. The storm culminated in one matchless effort
  • that seemed likely to tear the island to pieces, burn it up, drown it to
  • the treetops, blow it away, and deafen every creature in it, all at one
  • and the same moment. It was a wild night for homeless young heads to be
  • out in.
  • But at last the battle was done, and the forces retired with weaker and
  • weaker threatenings and grumblings, and peace resumed her sway. The
  • boys went back to camp, a good deal awed; but they found there was still
  • something to be thankful for, because the great sycamore, the shelter
  • of their beds, was a ruin, now, blasted by the lightnings, and they were
  • not under it when the catastrophe happened.
  • Everything in camp was drenched, the campfire as well; for they were but
  • heedless lads, like their generation, and had made no provision against
  • rain. Here was matter for dismay, for they were soaked through and
  • chilled. They were eloquent in their distress; but they presently
  • discovered that the fire had eaten so far up under the great log it had
  • been built against (where it curved upward and separated itself from
  • the ground), that a handbreadth or so of it had escaped wetting; so they
  • patiently wrought until, with shreds and bark gathered from the under
  • sides of sheltered logs, they coaxed the fire to burn again. Then they
  • piled on great dead boughs till they had a roaring furnace, and were
  • gladhearted once more. They dried their boiled ham and had a feast,
  • and after that they sat by the fire and expanded and glorified their
  • midnight adventure until morning, for there was not a dry spot to sleep
  • on, anywhere around.
  • As the sun began to steal in upon the boys, drowsiness came over
  • them, and they went out on the sandbar and lay down to sleep. They got
  • scorched out by and by, and drearily set about getting breakfast. After
  • the meal they felt rusty, and stiff-jointed, and a little homesick once
  • more. Tom saw the signs, and fell to cheering up the pirates as well as
  • he could. But they cared nothing for marbles, or circus, or swimming, or
  • anything. He reminded them of the imposing secret, and raised a ray of
  • cheer. While it lasted, he got them interested in a new device. This was
  • to knock off being pirates, for a while, and be Indians for a change.
  • They were attracted by this idea; so it was not long before they were
  • stripped, and striped from head to heel with black mud, like so many
  • zebras--all of them chiefs, of course--and then they went tearing through
  • the woods to attack an English settlement.
  • By and by they separated into three hostile tribes, and darted upon each
  • other from ambush with dreadful warwhoops, and killed and scalped each
  • other by thousands. It was a gory day. Consequently it was an extremely
  • satisfactory one.
  • They assembled in camp toward suppertime, hungry and happy; but now
  • a difficulty arose--hostile Indians could not break the bread of
  • hospitality together without first making peace, and this was a simple
  • impossibility without smoking a pipe of peace. There was no other
  • process that ever they had heard of. Two of the savages almost wished
  • they had remained pirates. However, there was no other way; so with such
  • show of cheerfulness as they could muster they called for the pipe and
  • took their whiff as it passed, in due form.
  • And behold, they were glad they had gone into savagery, for they had
  • gained something; they found that they could now smoke a little without
  • having to go and hunt for a lost knife; they did not get sick enough to
  • be seriously uncomfortable. They were not likely to fool away this high
  • promise for lack of effort. No, they practised cautiously, after supper,
  • with right fair success, and so they spent a jubilant evening. They were
  • prouder and happier in their new acquirement than they would have been
  • in the scalping and skinning of the Six Nations. We will leave them to
  • smoke and chatter and brag, since we have no further use for them at
  • present.
  • CHAPTER XVII
  • BUT there was no hilarity in the little town that same tranquil Saturday
  • afternoon. The Harpers, and Aunt Polly's family, were being put into
  • mourning, with great grief and many tears. An unusual quiet possessed
  • the village, although it was ordinarily quiet enough, in all conscience.
  • The villagers conducted their concerns with an absent air, and talked
  • little; but they sighed often. The Saturday holiday seemed a burden to
  • the children. They had no heart in their sports, and gradually gave them
  • up.
  • In the afternoon Becky Thatcher found herself moping about the deserted
  • schoolhouse yard, and feeling very melancholy. But she found nothing
  • there to comfort her. She soliloquized:
  • “Oh, if I only had a brass andiron-knob again! But I haven't got
  • anything now to remember him by.” And she choked back a little sob.
  • Presently she stopped, and said to herself:
  • “It was right here. Oh, if it was to do over again, I wouldn't say
  • that--I wouldn't say it for the whole world. But he's gone now; I'll
  • never, never, never see him any more.”
  • This thought broke her down, and she wandered away, with tears rolling
  • down her cheeks. Then quite a group of boys and girls--playmates of Tom's
  • and Joe's--came by, and stood looking over the paling fence and talking
  • in reverent tones of how Tom did so-and-so the last time they saw
  • him, and how Joe said this and that small trifle (pregnant with awful
  • prophecy, as they could easily see now!)--and each speaker pointed out
  • the exact spot where the lost lads stood at the time, and then added
  • something like “and I was a-standing just so--just as I am now, and as if
  • you was him--I was as close as that--and he smiled, just this way--and then
  • something seemed to go all over me, like--awful, you know--and I never
  • thought what it meant, of course, but I can see now!”
  • Then there was a dispute about who saw the dead boys last in life, and
  • many claimed that dismal distinction, and offered evidences, more or
  • less tampered with by the witness; and when it was ultimately decided
  • who _did_ see the departed last, and exchanged the last words with them,
  • the lucky parties took upon themselves a sort of sacred importance,
  • and were gaped at and envied by all the rest. One poor chap, who had
  • no other grandeur to offer, said with tolerably manifest pride in the
  • remembrance:
  • “Well, Tom Sawyer he licked me once.”
  • But that bid for glory was a failure. Most of the boys could say that,
  • and so that cheapened the distinction too much. The group loitered away,
  • still recalling memories of the lost heroes, in awed voices.
  • When the Sunday-school hour was finished, the next morning, the bell
  • began to toll, instead of ringing in the usual way. It was a very still
  • Sabbath, and the mournful sound seemed in keeping with the musing hush
  • that lay upon nature. The villagers began to gather, loitering a moment
  • in the vestibule to converse in whispers about the sad event. But there
  • was no whispering in the house; only the funereal rustling of dresses
  • as the women gathered to their seats disturbed the silence there. None
  • could remember when the little church had been so full before. There
  • was finally a waiting pause, an expectant dumbness, and then Aunt Polly
  • entered, followed by Sid and Mary, and they by the Harper family, all in
  • deep black, and the whole congregation, the old minister as well, rose
  • reverently and stood until the mourners were seated in the front pew.
  • There was another communing silence, broken at intervals by muffled
  • sobs, and then the minister spread his hands abroad and prayed. A moving
  • hymn was sung, and the text followed: “I am the Resurrection and the
  • Life.”
  • As the service proceeded, the clergyman drew such pictures of the
  • graces, the winning ways, and the rare promise of the lost lads that
  • every soul there, thinking he recognized these pictures, felt a pang
  • in remembering that he had persistently blinded himself to them always
  • before, and had as persistently seen only faults and flaws in the poor
  • boys. The minister related many a touching incident in the lives of the
  • departed, too, which illustrated their sweet, generous natures, and the
  • people could easily see, now, how noble and beautiful those episodes
  • were, and remembered with grief that at the time they occurred they had
  • seemed rank rascalities, well deserving of the cowhide. The congregation
  • became more and more moved, as the pathetic tale went on, till at last
  • the whole company broke down and joined the weeping mourners in a chorus
  • of anguished sobs, the preacher himself giving way to his feelings, and
  • crying in the pulpit.
  • There was a rustle in the gallery, which nobody noticed; a moment later
  • the church door creaked; the minister raised his streaming eyes above
  • his handkerchief, and stood transfixed! First one and then another pair
  • of eyes followed the minister's, and then almost with one impulse the
  • congregation rose and stared while the three dead boys came marching up
  • the aisle, Tom in the lead, Joe next, and Huck, a ruin of drooping rags,
  • sneaking sheepishly in the rear! They had been hid in the unused gallery
  • listening to their own funeral sermon!
  • Aunt Polly, Mary, and the Harpers threw themselves upon their restored
  • ones, smothered them with kisses and poured out thanksgivings, while
  • poor Huck stood abashed and uncomfortable, not knowing exactly what
  • to do or where to hide from so many unwelcoming eyes. He wavered, and
  • started to slink away, but Tom seized him and said:
  • “Aunt Polly, it ain't fair. Somebody's got to be glad to see Huck.”
  • “And so they shall. I'm glad to see him, poor motherless thing!” And
  • the loving attentions Aunt Polly lavished upon him were the one thing
  • capable of making him more uncomfortable than he was before.
  • Suddenly the minister shouted at the top of his voice: “Praise God from
  • whom all blessings flow--_sing_!--and put your hearts in it!”
  • And they did. Old Hundred swelled up with a triumphant burst, and
  • while it shook the rafters Tom Sawyer the Pirate looked around upon the
  • envying juveniles about him and confessed in his heart that this was the
  • proudest moment of his life.
  • As the “sold” congregation trooped out they said they would almost be
  • willing to be made ridiculous again to hear Old Hundred sung like that
  • once more.
  • Tom got more cuffs and kisses that day--according to Aunt Polly's varying
  • moods--than he had earned before in a year; and he hardly knew which
  • expressed the most gratefulness to God and affection for himself.
  • CHAPTER XVIII
  • THAT was Tom's great secret--the scheme to return home with his brother
  • pirates and attend their own funerals. They had paddled over to the
  • Missouri shore on a log, at dusk on Saturday, landing five or six miles
  • below the village; they had slept in the woods at the edge of the town
  • till nearly daylight, and had then crept through back lanes and alleys
  • and finished their sleep in the gallery of the church among a chaos of
  • invalided benches.
  • At breakfast, Monday morning, Aunt Polly and Mary were very loving to
  • Tom, and very attentive to his wants. There was an unusual amount of
  • talk. In the course of it Aunt Polly said:
  • “Well, I don't say it wasn't a fine joke, Tom, to keep everybody
  • suffering 'most a week so you boys had a good time, but it is a pity you
  • could be so hard-hearted as to let me suffer so. If you could come over
  • on a log to go to your funeral, you could have come over and give me a
  • hint some way that you warn't dead, but only run off.”
  • “Yes, you could have done that, Tom,” said Mary; “and I believe you
  • would if you had thought of it.”
  • “Would you, Tom?” said Aunt Polly, her face lighting wistfully. “Say,
  • now, would you, if you'd thought of it?”
  • “I--well, I don't know. 'Twould 'a' spoiled everything.”
  • “Tom, I hoped you loved me that much,” said Aunt Polly, with a grieved
  • tone that discomforted the boy. “It would have been something if you'd
  • cared enough to _think_ of it, even if you didn't _do_ it.”
  • “Now, auntie, that ain't any harm,” pleaded Mary; “it's only Tom's giddy
  • way--he is always in such a rush that he never thinks of anything.”
  • “More's the pity. Sid would have thought. And Sid would have come and
  • _done_ it, too. Tom, you'll look back, some day, when it's too late,
  • and wish you'd cared a little more for me when it would have cost you so
  • little.”
  • “Now, auntie, you know I do care for you,” said Tom.
  • “I'd know it better if you acted more like it.”
  • “I wish now I'd thought,” said Tom, with a repentant tone; “but I dreamt
  • about you, anyway. That's something, ain't it?”
  • “It ain't much--a cat does that much--but it's better than nothing. What
  • did you dream?”
  • “Why, Wednesday night I dreamt that you was sitting over there by the
  • bed, and Sid was sitting by the woodbox, and Mary next to him.”
  • “Well, so we did. So we always do. I'm glad your dreams could take even
  • that much trouble about us.”
  • “And I dreamt that Joe Harper's mother was here.”
  • “Why, she was here! Did you dream any more?”
  • “Oh, lots. But it's so dim, now.”
  • “Well, try to recollect--can't you?”
  • “Somehow it seems to me that the wind--the wind blowed the--the--”
  • “Try harder, Tom! The wind did blow something. Come!”
  • Tom pressed his fingers on his forehead an anxious minute, and then
  • said:
  • “I've got it now! I've got it now! It blowed the candle!”
  • “Mercy on us! Go on, Tom--go on!”
  • “And it seems to me that you said, 'Why, I believe that that door--'”
  • “Go _on_, Tom!”
  • “Just let me study a moment--just a moment. Oh, yes--you said you believed
  • the door was open.”
  • “As I'm sitting here, I did! Didn't I, Mary! Go on!”
  • “And then--and then--well I won't be certain, but it seems like as if you
  • made Sid go and--and--”
  • “Well? Well? What did I make him do, Tom? What did I make him do?”
  • “You made him--you--Oh, you made him shut it.”
  • “Well, for the land's sake! I never heard the beat of that in all my
  • days! Don't tell _me_ there ain't anything in dreams, any more. Sereny
  • Harper shall know of this before I'm an hour older. I'd like to see her
  • get around _this_ with her rubbage 'bout superstition. Go on, Tom!”
  • “Oh, it's all getting just as bright as day, now. Next you said I warn't
  • _bad_, only mischeevous and harum-scarum, and not any more responsible
  • than--than--I think it was a colt, or something.”
  • “And so it was! Well, goodness gracious! Go on, Tom!”
  • “And then you began to cry.”
  • “So I did. So I did. Not the first time, neither. And then--”
  • “Then Mrs. Harper she began to cry, and said Joe was just the same, and
  • she wished she hadn't whipped him for taking cream when she'd throwed it
  • out her own self--”
  • “Tom! The sperrit was upon you! You was a prophesying--that's what you
  • was doing! Land alive, go on, Tom!”
  • “Then Sid he said--he said--”
  • “I don't think I said anything,” said Sid.
  • “Yes you did, Sid,” said Mary.
  • “Shut your heads and let Tom go on! What did he say, Tom?”
  • “He said--I _think_ he said he hoped I was better off where I was gone
  • to, but if I'd been better sometimes--”
  • “_There_, d'you hear that! It was his very words!”
  • “And you shut him up sharp.”
  • “I lay I did! There must 'a' been an angel there. There _was_ an angel
  • there, somewheres!”
  • “And Mrs. Harper told about Joe scaring her with a firecracker, and you
  • told about Peter and the Pain-killer--”
  • “Just as true as I live!”
  • “And then there was a whole lot of talk 'bout dragging the river for us,
  • and 'bout having the funeral Sunday, and then you and old Miss Harper
  • hugged and cried, and she went.”
  • “It happened just so! It happened just so, as sure as I'm a-sitting in
  • these very tracks. Tom, you couldn't told it more like if you'd 'a' seen
  • it! And then what? Go on, Tom!”
  • “Then I thought you prayed for me--and I could see you and hear every
  • word you said. And you went to bed, and I was so sorry that I took and
  • wrote on a piece of sycamore bark, 'We ain't dead--we are only off being
  • pirates,' and put it on the table by the candle; and then you looked
  • so good, laying there asleep, that I thought I went and leaned over and
  • kissed you on the lips.”
  • “Did you, Tom, _did_ you! I just forgive you everything for that!” And
  • she seized the boy in a crushing embrace that made him feel like the
  • guiltiest of villains.
  • “It was very kind, even though it was only a--dream,” Sid soliloquized
  • just audibly.
  • “Shut up, Sid! A body does just the same in a dream as he'd do if he was
  • awake. Here's a big Milum apple I've been saving for you, Tom, if you
  • was ever found again--now go 'long to school. I'm thankful to the good
  • God and Father of us all I've got you back, that's long-suffering and
  • merciful to them that believe on Him and keep His word, though goodness
  • knows I'm unworthy of it, but if only the worthy ones got His blessings
  • and had His hand to help them over the rough places, there's few enough
  • would smile here or ever enter into His rest when the long night comes.
  • Go 'long Sid, Mary, Tom--take yourselves off--you've hendered me long
  • enough.”
  • The children left for school, and the old lady to call on Mrs. Harper
  • and vanquish her realism with Tom's marvellous dream. Sid had better
  • judgment than to utter the thought that was in his mind as he left the
  • house. It was this: “Pretty thin--as long a dream as that, without any
  • mistakes in it!”
  • What a hero Tom was become, now! He did not go skipping and prancing,
  • but moved with a dignified swagger as became a pirate who felt that the
  • public eye was on him. And indeed it was; he tried not to seem to see
  • the looks or hear the remarks as he passed along, but they were food and
  • drink to him. Smaller boys than himself flocked at his heels, as proud
  • to be seen with him, and tolerated by him, as if he had been the drummer
  • at the head of a procession or the elephant leading a menagerie into
  • town. Boys of his own size pretended not to know he had been away at
  • all; but they were consuming with envy, nevertheless. They would have
  • given anything to have that swarthy sun-tanned skin of his, and his
  • glittering notoriety; and Tom would not have parted with either for a
  • circus.
  • At school the children made so much of him and of Joe, and delivered
  • such eloquent admiration from their eyes, that the two heroes were
  • not long in becoming insufferably “stuck-up.” They began to tell their
  • adventures to hungry listeners--but they only began; it was not a
  • thing likely to have an end, with imaginations like theirs to furnish
  • material. And finally, when they got out their pipes and went serenely
  • puffing around, the very summit of glory was reached.
  • Tom decided that he could be independent of Becky Thatcher now. Glory
  • was sufficient. He would live for glory. Now that he was distinguished,
  • maybe she would be wanting to “make up.” Well, let her--she should see
  • that he could be as indifferent as some other people. Presently she
  • arrived. Tom pretended not to see her. He moved away and joined a group
  • of boys and girls and began to talk. Soon he observed that she was
  • tripping gayly back and forth with flushed face and dancing eyes,
  • pretending to be busy chasing schoolmates, and screaming with laughter
  • when she made a capture; but he noticed that she always made her
  • captures in his vicinity, and that she seemed to cast a conscious eye
  • in his direction at such times, too. It gratified all the vicious vanity
  • that was in him; and so, instead of winning him, it only “set him up”
  • the more and made him the more diligent to avoid betraying that he
  • knew she was about. Presently she gave over skylarking, and moved
  • irresolutely about, sighing once or twice and glancing furtively and
  • wistfully toward Tom. Then she observed that now Tom was talking more
  • particularly to Amy Lawrence than to any one else. She felt a sharp pang
  • and grew disturbed and uneasy at once. She tried to go away, but her
  • feet were treacherous, and carried her to the group instead. She said to
  • a girl almost at Tom's elbow--with sham vivacity:
  • “Why, Mary Austin! you bad girl, why didn't you come to Sunday-school?”
  • “I did come--didn't you see me?”
  • “Why, no! Did you? Where did you sit?”
  • “I was in Miss Peters' class, where I always go. I saw _you_.”
  • “Did you? Why, it's funny I didn't see you. I wanted to tell you about
  • the picnic.”
  • “Oh, that's jolly. Who's going to give it?”
  • “My ma's going to let me have one.”
  • “Oh, goody; I hope she'll let _me_ come.”
  • “Well, she will. The picnic's for me. She'll let anybody come that I
  • want, and I want you.”
  • “That's ever so nice. When is it going to be?”
  • “By and by. Maybe about vacation.”
  • “Oh, won't it be fun! You going to have all the girls and boys?”
  • “Yes, every one that's friends to me--or wants to be”; and she glanced
  • ever so furtively at Tom, but he talked right along to Amy Lawrence
  • about the terrible storm on the island, and how the lightning tore the
  • great sycamore tree “all to flinders” while he was “standing within
  • three feet of it.”
  • “Oh, may I come?” said Grace Miller.
  • “Yes.”
  • “And me?” said Sally Rogers.
  • “Yes.”
  • “And me, too?” said Susy Harper. “And Joe?”
  • “Yes.”
  • And so on, with clapping of joyful hands till all the group had begged
  • for invitations but Tom and Amy. Then Tom turned coolly away, still
  • talking, and took Amy with him. Becky's lips trembled and the tears
  • came to her eyes; she hid these signs with a forced gayety and went on
  • chattering, but the life had gone out of the picnic, now, and out of
  • everything else; she got away as soon as she could and hid herself and
  • had what her sex call “a good cry.” Then she sat moody, with wounded
  • pride, till the bell rang. She roused up, now, with a vindictive cast
  • in her eye, and gave her plaited tails a shake and said she knew what
  • _she'd_ do.
  • At recess Tom continued his flirtation with Amy with jubilant
  • self-satisfaction. And he kept drifting about to find Becky and lacerate
  • her with the performance. At last he spied her, but there was a sudden
  • falling of his mercury. She was sitting cosily on a little bench behind
  • the schoolhouse looking at a picture-book with Alfred Temple--and so
  • absorbed were they, and their heads so close together over the book,
  • that they did not seem to be conscious of anything in the world besides.
  • Jealousy ran red-hot through Tom's veins. He began to hate himself for
  • throwing away the chance Becky had offered for a reconciliation. He
  • called himself a fool, and all the hard names he could think of. He
  • wanted to cry with vexation. Amy chatted happily along, as they walked,
  • for her heart was singing, but Tom's tongue had lost its function. He
  • did not hear what Amy was saying, and whenever she paused expectantly
  • he could only stammer an awkward assent, which was as often misplaced
  • as otherwise. He kept drifting to the rear of the schoolhouse, again and
  • again, to sear his eyeballs with the hateful spectacle there. He could
  • not help it. And it maddened him to see, as he thought he saw, that
  • Becky Thatcher never once suspected that he was even in the land of the
  • living. But she did see, nevertheless; and she knew she was winning her
  • fight, too, and was glad to see him suffer as she had suffered.
  • Amy's happy prattle became intolerable. Tom hinted at things he had
  • to attend to; things that must be done; and time was fleeting. But in
  • vain--the girl chirped on. Tom thought, “Oh, hang her, ain't I ever going
  • to get rid of her?” At last he must be attending to those things--and she
  • said artlessly that she would be “around” when school let out. And he
  • hastened away, hating her for it.
  • “Any other boy!” Tom thought, grating his teeth. “Any boy in the whole
  • town but that Saint Louis smarty that thinks he dresses so fine and is
  • aristocracy! Oh, all right, I licked you the first day you ever saw this
  • town, mister, and I'll lick you again! You just wait till I catch you
  • out! I'll just take and--”
  • And he went through the motions of thrashing an imaginary boy--pummelling
  • the air, and kicking and gouging. “Oh, you do, do you? You holler
  • 'nough, do you? Now, then, let that learn you!” And so the imaginary
  • flogging was finished to his satisfaction.
  • Tom fled home at noon. His conscience could not endure any more of Amy's
  • grateful happiness, and his jealousy could bear no more of the other
  • distress. Becky resumed her picture inspections with Alfred, but as the
  • minutes dragged along and no Tom came to suffer, her triumph began to
  • cloud and she lost interest; gravity and absentmindedness followed,
  • and then melancholy; two or three times she pricked up her ear at
  • a footstep, but it was a false hope; no Tom came. At last she grew
  • entirely miserable and wished she hadn't carried it so far. When
  • poor Alfred, seeing that he was losing her, he did not know how, kept
  • exclaiming: “Oh, here's a jolly one! look at this!” she lost patience at
  • last, and said, “Oh, don't bother me! I don't care for them!” and burst
  • into tears, and got up and walked away.
  • Alfred dropped alongside and was going to try to comfort her, but she
  • said:
  • “Go away and leave me alone, can't you! I hate you!”
  • So the boy halted, wondering what he could have done--for she had said
  • she would look at pictures all through the nooning--and she walked on,
  • crying. Then Alfred went musing into the deserted schoolhouse. He was
  • humiliated and angry. He easily guessed his way to the truth--the girl
  • had simply made a convenience of him to vent her spite upon Tom Sawyer.
  • He was far from hating Tom the less when this thought occurred to him.
  • He wished there was some way to get that boy into trouble without much
  • risk to himself. Tom's spelling-book fell under his eye. Here was his
  • opportunity. He gratefully opened to the lesson for the afternoon and
  • poured ink upon the page.
  • Becky, glancing in at a window behind him at the moment, saw the act,
  • and moved on, without discovering herself. She started homeward, now,
  • intending to find Tom and tell him; Tom would be thankful and their
  • troubles would be healed. Before she was half way home, however, she
  • had changed her mind. The thought of Tom's treatment of her when she was
  • talking about her picnic came scorching back and filled her with shame.
  • She resolved to let him get whipped on the damaged spelling-book's
  • account, and to hate him forever, into the bargain.
  • CHAPTER XIX
  • TOM arrived at home in a dreary mood, and the first thing his aunt said
  • to him showed him that he had brought his sorrows to an unpromising
  • market:
  • “Tom, I've a notion to skin you alive!”
  • “Auntie, what have I done?”
  • “Well, you've done enough. Here I go over to Sereny Harper, like an old
  • softy, expecting I'm going to make her believe all that rubbage about
  • that dream, when lo and behold you she'd found out from Joe that you was
  • over here and heard all the talk we had that night. Tom, I don't know
  • what is to become of a boy that will act like that. It makes me feel so
  • bad to think you could let me go to Sereny Harper and make such a fool
  • of myself and never say a word.”
  • This was a new aspect of the thing. His smartness of the morning had
  • seemed to Tom a good joke before, and very ingenious. It merely looked
  • mean and shabby now. He hung his head and could not think of anything to
  • say for a moment. Then he said:
  • “Auntie, I wish I hadn't done it--but I didn't think.”
  • “Oh, child, you never think. You never think of anything but your
  • own selfishness. You could think to come all the way over here from
  • Jackson's Island in the night to laugh at our troubles, and you could
  • think to fool me with a lie about a dream; but you couldn't ever think
  • to pity us and save us from sorrow.”
  • “Auntie, I know now it was mean, but I didn't mean to be mean. I didn't,
  • honest. And besides, I didn't come over here to laugh at you that
  • night.”
  • “What did you come for, then?”
  • “It was to tell you not to be uneasy about us, because we hadn't got
  • drownded.”
  • “Tom, Tom, I would be the thankfullest soul in this world if I could
  • believe you ever had as good a thought as that, but you know you never
  • did--and I know it, Tom.”
  • “Indeed and 'deed I did, auntie--I wish I may never stir if I didn't.”
  • “Oh, Tom, don't lie--don't do it. It only makes things a hundred times
  • worse.”
  • “It ain't a lie, auntie; it's the truth. I wanted to keep you from
  • grieving--that was all that made me come.”
  • “I'd give the whole world to believe that--it would cover up a power
  • of sins, Tom. I'd 'most be glad you'd run off and acted so bad. But it
  • ain't reasonable; because, why didn't you tell me, child?”
  • “Why, you see, when you got to talking about the funeral, I just got all
  • full of the idea of our coming and hiding in the church, and I couldn't
  • somehow bear to spoil it. So I just put the bark back in my pocket and
  • kept mum.”
  • “What bark?”
  • “The bark I had wrote on to tell you we'd gone pirating. I wish, now,
  • you'd waked up when I kissed you--I do, honest.”
  • The hard lines in his aunt's face relaxed and a sudden tenderness dawned
  • in her eyes.
  • “_Did_ you kiss me, Tom?”
  • “Why, yes, I did.”
  • “Are you sure you did, Tom?”
  • “Why, yes, I did, auntie--certain sure.”
  • “What did you kiss me for, Tom?”
  • “Because I loved you so, and you laid there moaning and I was so sorry.”
  • The words sounded like truth. The old lady could not hide a tremor in
  • her voice when she said:
  • “Kiss me again, Tom!--and be off with you to school, now, and don't
  • bother me any more.”
  • The moment he was gone, she ran to a closet and got out the ruin of a
  • jacket which Tom had gone pirating in. Then she stopped, with it in her
  • hand, and said to herself:
  • “No, I don't dare. Poor boy, I reckon he's lied about it--but it's a
  • blessed, blessed lie, there's such a comfort come from it. I hope
  • the Lord--I _know_ the Lord will forgive him, because it was such
  • good-heartedness in him to tell it. But I don't want to find out it's a
  • lie. I won't look.”
  • She put the jacket away, and stood by musing a minute. Twice she put out
  • her hand to take the garment again, and twice she refrained. Once more
  • she ventured, and this time she fortified herself with the thought:
  • “It's a good lie--it's a good lie--I won't let it grieve me.” So she
  • sought the jacket pocket. A moment later she was reading Tom's piece of
  • bark through flowing tears and saying: “I could forgive the boy, now, if
  • he'd committed a million sins!”
  • CHAPTER XX
  • THERE was something about Aunt Polly's manner, when she kissed Tom, that
  • swept away his low spirits and made him lighthearted and happy again. He
  • started to school and had the luck of coming upon Becky Thatcher at the
  • head of Meadow Lane. His mood always determined his manner. Without a
  • moment's hesitation he ran to her and said:
  • “I acted mighty mean today, Becky, and I'm so sorry. I won't ever, ever
  • do that way again, as long as ever I live--please make up, won't you?”
  • The girl stopped and looked him scornfully in the face:
  • “I'll thank you to keep yourself _to_ yourself, Mr. Thomas Sawyer. I'll
  • never speak to you again.”
  • She tossed her head and passed on. Tom was so stunned that he had not
  • even presence of mind enough to say “Who cares, Miss Smarty?” until the
  • right time to say it had gone by. So he said nothing. But he was in a
  • fine rage, nevertheless. He moped into the schoolyard wishing she were
  • a boy, and imagining how he would trounce her if she were. He presently
  • encountered her and delivered a stinging remark as he passed. She hurled
  • one in return, and the angry breach was complete. It seemed to Becky, in
  • her hot resentment, that she could hardly wait for school to “take in,”
  • she was so impatient to see Tom flogged for the injured spelling-book.
  • If she had had any lingering notion of exposing Alfred Temple, Tom's
  • offensive fling had driven it entirely away.
  • Poor girl, she did not know how fast she was nearing trouble herself.
  • The master, Mr. Dobbins, had reached middle age with an unsatisfied
  • ambition. The darling of his desires was, to be a doctor, but
  • poverty had decreed that he should be nothing higher than a village
  • schoolmaster. Every day he took a mysterious book out of his desk and
  • absorbed himself in it at times when no classes were reciting. He kept
  • that book under lock and key. There was not an urchin in school but was
  • perishing to have a glimpse of it, but the chance never came. Every boy
  • and girl had a theory about the nature of that book; but no two theories
  • were alike, and there was no way of getting at the facts in the case.
  • Now, as Becky was passing by the desk, which stood near the door, she
  • noticed that the key was in the lock! It was a precious moment. She
  • glanced around; found herself alone, and the next instant she had the
  • book in her hands. The titlepage--Professor Somebody's _Anatomy_--carried
  • no information to her mind; so she began to turn the leaves. She came at
  • once upon a handsomely engraved and colored frontispiece--a human figure,
  • stark naked. At that moment a shadow fell on the page and Tom Sawyer
  • stepped in at the door and caught a glimpse of the picture. Becky
  • snatched at the book to close it, and had the hard luck to tear the
  • pictured page half down the middle. She thrust the volume into the desk,
  • turned the key, and burst out crying with shame and vexation.
  • “Tom Sawyer, you are just as mean as you can be, to sneak up on a person
  • and look at what they're looking at.”
  • “How could I know you was looking at anything?”
  • “You ought to be ashamed of yourself, Tom Sawyer; you know you're
  • going to tell on me, and oh, what shall I do, what shall I do! I'll be
  • whipped, and I never was whipped in school.”
  • Then she stamped her little foot and said:
  • “_Be_ so mean if you want to! I know something that's going to happen.
  • You just wait and you'll see! Hateful, hateful, hateful!”--and she flung
  • out of the house with a new explosion of crying.
  • Tom stood still, rather flustered by this onslaught. Presently he said
  • to himself:
  • “What a curious kind of a fool a girl is! Never been licked in
  • school! Shucks! What's a licking! That's just like a girl--they're so
  • thin-skinned and chicken-hearted. Well, of course I ain't going to tell
  • old Dobbins on this little fool, because there's other ways of getting
  • even on her, that ain't so mean; but what of it? Old Dobbins will ask
  • who it was tore his book. Nobody'll answer. Then he'll do just the way
  • he always does--ask first one and then t'other, and when he comes to the
  • right girl he'll know it, without any telling. Girls' faces always tell
  • on them. They ain't got any backbone. She'll get licked. Well, it's a
  • kind of a tight place for Becky Thatcher, because there ain't any way
  • out of it.” Tom conned the thing a moment longer, and then added: “All
  • right, though; she'd like to see me in just such a fix--let her sweat it
  • out!”
  • Tom joined the mob of skylarking scholars outside. In a few moments the
  • master arrived and school “took in.” Tom did not feel a strong interest
  • in his studies. Every time he stole a glance at the girls' side of the
  • room Becky's face troubled him. Considering all things, he did not want
  • to pity her, and yet it was all he could do to help it. He could get
  • up no exultation that was really worthy the name. Presently the
  • spelling-book discovery was made, and Tom's mind was entirely full
  • of his own matters for a while after that. Becky roused up from her
  • lethargy of distress and showed good interest in the proceedings. She
  • did not expect that Tom could get out of his trouble by denying that he
  • spilt the ink on the book himself; and she was right. The denial only
  • seemed to make the thing worse for Tom. Becky supposed she would be glad
  • of that, and she tried to believe she was glad of it, but she found she
  • was not certain. When the worst came to the worst, she had an impulse
  • to get up and tell on Alfred Temple, but she made an effort and forced
  • herself to keep still--because, said she to herself, “he'll tell about me
  • tearing the picture sure. I wouldn't say a word, not to save his life!”
  • Tom took his whipping and went back to his seat not at all
  • broken-hearted, for he thought it was possible that he had unknowingly
  • upset the ink on the spelling-book himself, in some skylarking bout--he
  • had denied it for form's sake and because it was custom, and had stuck
  • to the denial from principle.
  • A whole hour drifted by, the master sat nodding in his throne, the air
  • was drowsy with the hum of study. By and by, Mr. Dobbins straightened
  • himself up, yawned, then unlocked his desk, and reached for his book,
  • but seemed undecided whether to take it out or leave it. Most of the
  • pupils glanced up languidly, but there were two among them that watched
  • his movements with intent eyes. Mr. Dobbins fingered his book absently
  • for a while, then took it out and settled himself in his chair to read!
  • Tom shot a glance at Becky. He had seen a hunted and helpless rabbit
  • look as she did, with a gun levelled at its head. Instantly he forgot
  • his quarrel with her. Quick--something must be done! done in a flash,
  • too! But the very imminence of the emergency paralyzed his invention.
  • Good!--he had an inspiration! He would run and snatch the book, spring
  • through the door and fly. But his resolution shook for one little
  • instant, and the chance was lost--the master opened the volume. If Tom
  • only had the wasted opportunity back again! Too late. There was no help
  • for Becky now, he said. The next moment the master faced the school.
  • Every eye sank under his gaze. There was that in it which smote even
  • the innocent with fear. There was silence while one might count ten--the
  • master was gathering his wrath. Then he spoke: “Who tore this book?”
  • There was not a sound. One could have heard a pin drop. The stillness
  • continued; the master searched face after face for signs of guilt.
  • “Benjamin Rogers, did you tear this book?”
  • A denial. Another pause.
  • “Joseph Harper, did you?”
  • Another denial. Tom's uneasiness grew more and more intense under the
  • slow torture of these proceedings. The master scanned the ranks of
  • boys--considered a while, then turned to the girls:
  • “Amy Lawrence?”
  • A shake of the head.
  • “Gracie Miller?”
  • The same sign.
  • “Susan Harper, did you do this?”
  • Another negative. The next girl was Becky Thatcher. Tom was trembling
  • from head to foot with excitement and a sense of the hopelessness of the
  • situation.
  • “Rebecca Thatcher” [Tom glanced at her face--it was white with
  • terror]--“did you tear--no, look me in the face” [her hands rose in
  • appeal]--“did you tear this book?”
  • A thought shot like lightning through Tom's brain. He sprang to his feet
  • and shouted--“I done it!”
  • The school stared in perplexity at this incredible folly. Tom stood a
  • moment, to gather his dismembered faculties; and when he stepped forward
  • to go to his punishment the surprise, the gratitude, the adoration that
  • shone upon him out of poor Becky's eyes seemed pay enough for a hundred
  • floggings. Inspired by the splendor of his own act, he took without
  • an outcry the most merciless flaying that even Mr. Dobbins had ever
  • administered; and also received with indifference the added cruelty of a
  • command to remain two hours after school should be dismissed--for he
  • knew who would wait for him outside till his captivity was done, and not
  • count the tedious time as loss, either.
  • Tom went to bed that night planning vengeance against Alfred Temple; for
  • with shame and repentance Becky had told him all, not forgetting her own
  • treachery; but even the longing for vengeance had to give way, soon, to
  • pleasanter musings, and he fell asleep at last with Becky's latest words
  • lingering dreamily in his ear--
  • “Tom, how _could_ you be so noble!”
  • CHAPTER XXI
  • VACATION was approaching. The schoolmaster, always severe, grew severer
  • and more exacting than ever, for he wanted the school to make a good
  • showing on “Examination” day. His rod and his ferule were seldom idle
  • now--at least among the smaller pupils. Only the biggest boys, and young
  • ladies of eighteen and twenty, escaped lashing. Mr. Dobbins' lashings
  • were very vigorous ones, too; for although he carried, under his wig, a
  • perfectly bald and shiny head, he had only reached middle age, and there
  • was no sign of feebleness in his muscle. As the great day approached,
  • all the tyranny that was in him came to the surface; he seemed to take a
  • vindictive pleasure in punishing the least shortcomings. The consequence
  • was, that the smaller boys spent their days in terror and suffering and
  • their nights in plotting revenge. They threw away no opportunity to do
  • the master a mischief. But he kept ahead all the time. The retribution
  • that followed every vengeful success was so sweeping and majestic that
  • the boys always retired from the field badly worsted. At last they
  • conspired together and hit upon a plan that promised a dazzling victory.
  • They swore in the signpainter's boy, told him the scheme, and asked his
  • help. He had his own reasons for being delighted, for the master boarded
  • in his father's family and had given the boy ample cause to hate him.
  • The master's wife would go on a visit to the country in a few days, and
  • there would be nothing to interfere with the plan; the master always
  • prepared himself for great occasions by getting pretty well fuddled, and
  • the signpainter's boy said that when the dominie had reached the proper
  • condition on Examination Evening he would “manage the thing” while he
  • napped in his chair; then he would have him awakened at the right time
  • and hurried away to school.
  • In the fulness of time the interesting occasion arrived. At eight in
  • the evening the schoolhouse was brilliantly lighted, and adorned with
  • wreaths and festoons of foliage and flowers. The master sat throned in
  • his great chair upon a raised platform, with his blackboard behind him.
  • He was looking tolerably mellow. Three rows of benches on each side and
  • six rows in front of him were occupied by the dignitaries of the town
  • and by the parents of the pupils. To his left, back of the rows of
  • citizens, was a spacious temporary platform upon which were seated the
  • scholars who were to take part in the exercises of the evening; rows of
  • small boys, washed and dressed to an intolerable state of discomfort;
  • rows of gawky big boys; snowbanks of girls and young ladies clad in
  • lawn and muslin and conspicuously conscious of their bare arms, their
  • grandmothers' ancient trinkets, their bits of pink and blue ribbon and
  • the flowers in their hair. All the rest of the house was filled with
  • non-participating scholars.
  • The exercises began. A very little boy stood up and sheepishly recited,
  • “You'd scarce expect one of my age to speak in public on the stage,”
  • etc.--accompanying himself with the painfully exact and spasmodic
  • gestures which a machine might have used--supposing the machine to be a
  • trifle out of order. But he got through safely, though cruelly scared,
  • and got a fine round of applause when he made his manufactured bow and
  • retired.
  • A little shamefaced girl lisped, “Mary had a little lamb,” etc.,
  • performed a compassion-inspiring curtsy, got her meed of applause, and
  • sat down flushed and happy.
  • Tom Sawyer stepped forward with conceited confidence and soared into
  • the unquenchable and indestructible “Give me liberty or give me death”
  • speech, with fine fury and frantic gesticulation, and broke down in the
  • middle of it. A ghastly stage-fright seized him, his legs quaked under
  • him and he was like to choke. True, he had the manifest sympathy of the
  • house but he had the house's silence, too, which was even worse than
  • its sympathy. The master frowned, and this completed the disaster. Tom
  • struggled awhile and then retired, utterly defeated. There was a weak
  • attempt at applause, but it died early.
  • “The Boy Stood on the Burning Deck” followed; also “The Assyrian Came
  • Down,” and other declamatory gems. Then there were reading exercises,
  • and a spelling fight. The meagre Latin class recited with honor. The
  • prime feature of the evening was in order, now--original “compositions”
  • by the young ladies. Each in her turn stepped forward to the edge of the
  • platform, cleared her throat, held up her manuscript (tied with dainty
  • ribbon), and proceeded to read, with labored attention to “expression”
  • and punctuation. The themes were the same that had been illuminated upon
  • similar occasions by their mothers before them, their grandmothers,
  • and doubtless all their ancestors in the female line clear back to the
  • Crusades. “Friendship” was one; “Memories of Other Days”; “Religion in
  • History”; “Dream Land”; “The Advantages of Culture”; “Forms of Political
  • Government Compared and Contrasted”; “Melancholy”; “Filial Love”; “Heart
  • Longings,” etc., etc.
  • A prevalent feature in these compositions was a nursed and petted
  • melancholy; another was a wasteful and opulent gush of “fine language”;
  • another was a tendency to lug in by the ears particularly prized words
  • and phrases until they were worn entirely out; and a peculiarity that
  • conspicuously marked and marred them was the inveterate and intolerable
  • sermon that wagged its crippled tail at the end of each and every one
  • of them. No matter what the subject might be, a brainracking effort was
  • made to squirm it into some aspect or other that the moral and religious
  • mind could contemplate with edification. The glaring insincerity of
  • these sermons was not sufficient to compass the banishment of the
  • fashion from the schools, and it is not sufficient today; it never will
  • be sufficient while the world stands, perhaps. There is no school in
  • all our land where the young ladies do not feel obliged to close their
  • compositions with a sermon; and you will find that the sermon of the
  • most frivolous and the least religious girl in the school is always
  • the longest and the most relentlessly pious. But enough of this. Homely
  • truth is unpalatable.
  • Let us return to the “Examination.” The first composition that was read
  • was one entitled “Is this, then, Life?” Perhaps the reader can endure an
  • extract from it:
  • “In the common walks of life, with what delightful emotions does the
  • youthful mind look forward to some anticipated scene of festivity!
  • Imagination is busy sketching rose-tinted pictures of joy. In fancy, the
  • voluptuous votary of fashion sees herself amid the festive throng, 'the
  • observed of all observers.' Her graceful form, arrayed in snowy robes,
  • is whirling through the mazes of the joyous dance; her eye is brightest,
  • her step is lightest in the gay assembly.
  • “In such delicious fancies time quickly glides by, and the welcome hour
  • arrives for her entrance into the Elysian world, of which she has
  • had such bright dreams. How fairy-like does everything appear to her
  • enchanted vision! Each new scene is more charming than the last. But
  • after a while she finds that beneath this goodly exterior, all is
  • vanity, the flattery which once charmed her soul, now grates harshly
  • upon her ear; the ballroom has lost its charms; and with wasted health
  • and imbittered heart, she turns away with the conviction that earthly
  • pleasures cannot satisfy the longings of the soul!”
  • And so forth and so on. There was a buzz of gratification from time to
  • time during the reading, accompanied by whispered ejaculations of “How
  • sweet!” “How eloquent!” “So true!” etc., and after the thing had closed
  • with a peculiarly afflicting sermon the applause was enthusiastic.
  • Then arose a slim, melancholy girl, whose face had the “interesting”
  • paleness that comes of pills and indigestion, and read a “poem.” Two
  • stanzas of it will do:
  • “A MISSOURI MAIDEN'S FAREWELL TO ALABAMA
  • “Alabama, goodbye! I love thee well! But yet for a while do I leave thee
  • now! Sad, yes, sad thoughts of thee my heart doth swell, And burning
  • recollections throng my brow! For I have wandered through thy flowery
  • woods; Have roamed and read near Tallapoosa's stream; Have listened to
  • Tallassee's warring floods, And wooed on Coosa's side Aurora's beam.
  • “Yet shame I not to bear an o'erfull heart, Nor blush to turn behind
  • my tearful eyes; 'Tis from no stranger land I now must part, 'Tis to no
  • strangers left I yield these sighs. Welcome and home were mine within
  • this State, Whose vales I leave--whose spires fade fast from me And cold
  • must be mine eyes, and heart, and tete, When, dear Alabama! they turn
  • cold on thee!” There were very few there who knew what “tete” meant, but
  • the poem was very satisfactory, nevertheless.
  • Next appeared a dark-complexioned, black-eyed, black-haired young lady,
  • who paused an impressive moment, assumed a tragic expression, and began
  • to read in a measured, solemn tone:
  • “A VISION
  • “Dark and tempestuous was night. Around the throne on high not a single
  • star quivered; but the deep intonations of the heavy thunder constantly
  • vibrated upon the ear; whilst the terrific lightning revelled in angry
  • mood through the cloudy chambers of heaven, seeming to scorn the power
  • exerted over its terror by the illustrious Franklin! Even the boisterous
  • winds unanimously came forth from their mystic homes, and blustered
  • about as if to enhance by their aid the wildness of the scene.
  • “At such a time, so dark, so dreary, for human sympathy my very spirit
  • sighed; but instead thereof,
  • “'My dearest friend, my counsellor, my comforter and guide--My joy in
  • grief, my second bliss in joy,' came to my side. She moved like one of
  • those bright beings pictured in the sunny walks of fancy's Eden by
  • the romantic and young, a queen of beauty unadorned save by her own
  • transcendent loveliness. So soft was her step, it failed to make even a
  • sound, and but for the magical thrill imparted by her genial touch,
  • as other unobtrusive beauties, she would have glided away
  • unperceived--unsought. A strange sadness rested upon her features, like
  • icy tears upon the robe of December, as she pointed to the contending
  • elements without, and bade me contemplate the two beings presented.”
  • This nightmare occupied some ten pages of manuscript and wound up with a
  • sermon so destructive of all hope to non-Presbyterians that it took
  • the first prize. This composition was considered to be the very finest
  • effort of the evening. The mayor of the village, in delivering the prize
  • to the author of it, made a warm speech in which he said that it was by
  • far the most “eloquent” thing he had ever listened to, and that Daniel
  • Webster himself might well be proud of it.
  • It may be remarked, in passing, that the number of compositions in which
  • the word “beauteous” was over-fondled, and human experience referred to
  • as “life's page,” was up to the usual average.
  • Now the master, mellow almost to the verge of geniality, put his chair
  • aside, turned his back to the audience, and began to draw a map of
  • America on the blackboard, to exercise the geography class upon. But he
  • made a sad business of it with his unsteady hand, and a smothered titter
  • rippled over the house. He knew what the matter was, and set himself to
  • right it. He sponged out lines and remade them; but he only distorted
  • them more than ever, and the tittering was more pronounced. He threw his
  • entire attention upon his work, now, as if determined not to be put down
  • by the mirth. He felt that all eyes were fastened upon him; he imagined
  • he was succeeding, and yet the tittering continued; it even manifestly
  • increased. And well it might. There was a garret above, pierced with
  • a scuttle over his head; and down through this scuttle came a cat,
  • suspended around the haunches by a string; she had a rag tied about
  • her head and jaws to keep her from mewing; as she slowly descended she
  • curved upward and clawed at the string, she swung downward and clawed
  • at the intangible air. The tittering rose higher and higher--the cat was
  • within six inches of the absorbed teacher's head--down, down, a little
  • lower, and she grabbed his wig with her desperate claws, clung to it,
  • and was snatched up into the garret in an instant with her trophy still
  • in her possession! And how the light did blaze abroad from the master's
  • bald pate--for the signpainter's boy had _gilded_ it!
  • That broke up the meeting. The boys were avenged. Vacation had come.
  • NOTE:--The pretended “compositions” quoted in this chapter are taken
  • without alteration from a volume entitled “Prose and Poetry, by a
  • Western Lady”--but they are exactly and precisely after the schoolgirl
  • pattern, and hence are much happier than any mere imitations could be.
  • CHAPTER XXII
  • TOM joined the new order of Cadets of Temperance, being attracted by the
  • showy character of their “regalia.” He promised to abstain from smoking,
  • chewing, and profanity as long as he remained a member. Now he found out
  • a new thing--namely, that to promise not to do a thing is the surest way
  • in the world to make a body want to go and do that very thing. Tom soon
  • found himself tormented with a desire to drink and swear; the desire
  • grew to be so intense that nothing but the hope of a chance to display
  • himself in his red sash kept him from withdrawing from the order. Fourth
  • of July was coming; but he soon gave that up--gave it up before he had
  • worn his shackles over forty-eight hours--and fixed his hopes upon old
  • Judge Frazer, justice of the peace, who was apparently on his deathbed
  • and would have a big public funeral, since he was so high an official.
  • During three days Tom was deeply concerned about the Judge's condition
  • and hungry for news of it. Sometimes his hopes ran high--so high that
  • he would venture to get out his regalia and practise before the
  • looking-glass. But the Judge had a most discouraging way of fluctuating.
  • At last he was pronounced upon the mend--and then convalescent. Tom was
  • disgusted; and felt a sense of injury, too. He handed in his resignation
  • at once--and that night the Judge suffered a relapse and died. Tom
  • resolved that he would never trust a man like that again.
  • The funeral was a fine thing. The Cadets paraded in a style calculated
  • to kill the late member with envy. Tom was a free boy again,
  • however--there was something in that. He could drink and swear, now--but
  • found to his surprise that he did not want to. The simple fact that he
  • could, took the desire away, and the charm of it.
  • Tom presently wondered to find that his coveted vacation was beginning
  • to hang a little heavily on his hands.
  • He attempted a diary--but nothing happened during three days, and so he
  • abandoned it.
  • The first of all the negro minstrel shows came to town, and made a
  • sensation. Tom and Joe Harper got up a band of performers and were happy
  • for two days.
  • Even the Glorious Fourth was in some sense a failure, for it rained
  • hard, there was no procession in consequence, and the greatest man
  • in the world (as Tom supposed), Mr. Benton, an actual United States
  • Senator, proved an overwhelming disappointment--for he was not
  • twenty-five feet high, nor even anywhere in the neighborhood of it.
  • A circus came. The boys played circus for three days afterward in tents
  • made of rag carpeting--admission, three pins for boys, two for girls--and
  • then circusing was abandoned.
  • A phrenologist and a mesmerizer came--and went again and left the village
  • duller and drearier than ever.
  • There were some boys-and-girls' parties, but they were so few and so
  • delightful that they only made the aching voids between ache the harder.
  • Becky Thatcher was gone to her Constantinople home to stay with her
  • parents during vacation--so there was no bright side to life anywhere.
  • The dreadful secret of the murder was a chronic misery. It was a very
  • cancer for permanency and pain.
  • Then came the measles.
  • During two long weeks Tom lay a prisoner, dead to the world and its
  • happenings. He was very ill, he was interested in nothing. When he got
  • upon his feet at last and moved feebly downtown, a melancholy change had
  • come over everything and every creature. There had been a “revival,” and
  • everybody had “got religion,” not only the adults, but even the boys and
  • girls. Tom went about, hoping against hope for the sight of one blessed
  • sinful face, but disappointment crossed him everywhere. He found Joe
  • Harper studying a Testament, and turned sadly away from the depressing
  • spectacle. He sought Ben Rogers, and found him visiting the poor with a
  • basket of tracts. He hunted up Jim Hollis, who called his attention to
  • the precious blessing of his late measles as a warning. Every boy
  • he encountered added another ton to his depression; and when, in
  • desperation, he flew for refuge at last to the bosom of Huckleberry Finn
  • and was received with a Scriptural quotation, his heart broke and he
  • crept home and to bed realizing that he alone of all the town was lost,
  • forever and forever.
  • And that night there came on a terrific storm, with driving rain, awful
  • claps of thunder and blinding sheets of lightning. He covered his head
  • with the bedclothes and waited in a horror of suspense for his doom; for
  • he had not the shadow of a doubt that all this hubbub was about him.
  • He believed he had taxed the forbearance of the powers above to the
  • extremity of endurance and that this was the result. It might have
  • seemed to him a waste of pomp and ammunition to kill a bug with a
  • battery of artillery, but there seemed nothing incongruous about the
  • getting up such an expensive thunderstorm as this to knock the turf from
  • under an insect like himself.
  • By and by the tempest spent itself and died without accomplishing its
  • object. The boy's first impulse was to be grateful, and reform. His
  • second was to wait--for there might not be any more storms.
  • The next day the doctors were back; Tom had relapsed. The three weeks he
  • spent on his back this time seemed an entire age. When he got abroad
  • at last he was hardly grateful that he had been spared, remembering how
  • lonely was his estate, how companionless and forlorn he was. He drifted
  • listlessly down the street and found Jim Hollis acting as judge in a
  • juvenile court that was trying a cat for murder, in the presence of her
  • victim, a bird. He found Joe Harper and Huck Finn up an alley eating a
  • stolen melon. Poor lads! they--like Tom--had suffered a relapse.
  • CHAPTER XXIII
  • AT last the sleepy atmosphere was stirred--and vigorously: the murder
  • trial came on in the court. It became the absorbing topic of village
  • talk immediately. Tom could not get away from it. Every reference to
  • the murder sent a shudder to his heart, for his troubled conscience
  • and fears almost persuaded him that these remarks were put forth in
  • his hearing as “feelers”; he did not see how he could be suspected of
  • knowing anything about the murder, but still he could not be comfortable
  • in the midst of this gossip. It kept him in a cold shiver all the time.
  • He took Huck to a lonely place to have a talk with him. It would be some
  • relief to unseal his tongue for a little while; to divide his burden of
  • distress with another sufferer. Moreover, he wanted to assure himself
  • that Huck had remained discreet.
  • “Huck, have you ever told anybody about--that?”
  • “'Bout what?”
  • “You know what.”
  • “Oh--'course I haven't.”
  • “Never a word?”
  • “Never a solitary word, so help me. What makes you ask?”
  • “Well, I was afeard.”
  • “Why, Tom Sawyer, we wouldn't be alive two days if that got found out.
  • _You_ know that.”
  • Tom felt more comfortable. After a pause:
  • “Huck, they couldn't anybody get you to tell, could they?”
  • “Get me to tell? Why, if I wanted that halfbreed devil to drownd me they
  • could get me to tell. They ain't no different way.”
  • “Well, that's all right, then. I reckon we're safe as long as we keep
  • mum. But let's swear again, anyway. It's more surer.”
  • “I'm agreed.”
  • So they swore again with dread solemnities.
  • “What is the talk around, Huck? I've heard a power of it.”
  • “Talk? Well, it's just Muff Potter, Muff Potter, Muff Potter all the
  • time. It keeps me in a sweat, constant, so's I want to hide som'ers.”
  • “That's just the same way they go on round me. I reckon he's a goner.
  • Don't you feel sorry for him, sometimes?”
  • “Most always--most always. He ain't no account; but then he hain't ever
  • done anything to hurt anybody. Just fishes a little, to get money to
  • get drunk on--and loafs around considerable; but lord, we all do
  • that--leastways most of us--preachers and such like. But he's kind of
  • good--he give me half a fish, once, when there warn't enough for two; and
  • lots of times he's kind of stood by me when I was out of luck.”
  • “Well, he's mended kites for me, Huck, and knitted hooks on to my line.
  • I wish we could get him out of there.”
  • “My! we couldn't get him out, Tom. And besides, 'twouldn't do any good;
  • they'd ketch him again.”
  • “Yes--so they would. But I hate to hear 'em abuse him so like the dickens
  • when he never done--that.”
  • “I do too, Tom. Lord, I hear 'em say he's the bloodiest looking villain
  • in this country, and they wonder he wasn't ever hung before.”
  • “Yes, they talk like that, all the time. I've heard 'em say that if he
  • was to get free they'd lynch him.”
  • “And they'd do it, too.”
  • The boys had a long talk, but it brought them little comfort. As the
  • twilight drew on, they found themselves hanging about the neighborhood
  • of the little isolated jail, perhaps with an undefined hope that
  • something would happen that might clear away their difficulties. But
  • nothing happened; there seemed to be no angels or fairies interested in
  • this luckless captive.
  • The boys did as they had often done before--went to the cell grating and
  • gave Potter some tobacco and matches. He was on the ground floor and
  • there were no guards.
  • His gratitude for their gifts had always smote their consciences
  • before--it cut deeper than ever, this time. They felt cowardly and
  • treacherous to the last degree when Potter said:
  • “You've been mighty good to me, boys--better'n anybody else in this town.
  • And I don't forget it, I don't. Often I says to myself, says I, 'I used
  • to mend all the boys' kites and things, and show 'em where the good
  • fishin' places was, and befriend 'em what I could, and now they've
  • all forgot old Muff when he's in trouble; but Tom don't, and Huck
  • don't--_they_ don't forget him, says I, 'and I don't forget them.' Well,
  • boys, I done an awful thing--drunk and crazy at the time--that's the only
  • way I account for it--and now I got to swing for it, and it's right.
  • Right, and _best_, too, I reckon--hope so, anyway. Well, we won't talk
  • about that. I don't want to make _you_ feel bad; you've befriended me.
  • But what I want to say, is, don't _you_ ever get drunk--then you won't
  • ever get here. Stand a litter furder west--so--that's it; it's a prime
  • comfort to see faces that's friendly when a body's in such a muck
  • of trouble, and there don't none come here but yourn. Good friendly
  • faces--good friendly faces. Git up on one another's backs and let me
  • touch 'em. That's it. Shake hands--yourn'll come through the bars, but
  • mine's too big. Little hands, and weak--but they've helped Muff Potter a
  • power, and they'd help him more if they could.”
  • Tom went home miserable, and his dreams that night were full of horrors.
  • The next day and the day after, he hung about the courtroom, drawn by an
  • almost irresistible impulse to go in, but forcing himself to stay out.
  • Huck was having the same experience. They studiously avoided each other.
  • Each wandered away, from time to time, but the same dismal fascination
  • always brought them back presently. Tom kept his ears open when idlers
  • sauntered out of the courtroom, but invariably heard distressing
  • news--the toils were closing more and more relentlessly around poor
  • Potter. At the end of the second day the village talk was to the effect
  • that Injun Joe's evidence stood firm and unshaken, and that there was
  • not the slightest question as to what the jury's verdict would be.
  • Tom was out late, that night, and came to bed through the window. He
  • was in a tremendous state of excitement. It was hours before he got to
  • sleep. All the village flocked to the courthouse the next morning, for
  • this was to be the great day. Both sexes were about equally represented
  • in the packed audience. After a long wait the jury filed in and took
  • their places; shortly afterward, Potter, pale and haggard, timid and
  • hopeless, was brought in, with chains upon him, and seated where all
  • the curious eyes could stare at him; no less conspicuous was Injun Joe,
  • stolid as ever. There was another pause, and then the judge arrived and
  • the sheriff proclaimed the opening of the court. The usual whisperings
  • among the lawyers and gathering together of papers followed. These
  • details and accompanying delays worked up an atmosphere of preparation
  • that was as impressive as it was fascinating.
  • Now a witness was called who testified that he found Muff Potter washing
  • in the brook, at an early hour of the morning that the murder was
  • discovered, and that he immediately sneaked away. After some further
  • questioning, counsel for the prosecution said:
  • “Take the witness.”
  • The prisoner raised his eyes for a moment, but dropped them again when
  • his own counsel said:
  • “I have no questions to ask him.”
  • The next witness proved the finding of the knife near the corpse.
  • Counsel for the prosecution said:
  • “Take the witness.”
  • “I have no questions to ask him,” Potter's lawyer replied.
  • A third witness swore he had often seen the knife in Potter's
  • possession.
  • “Take the witness.”
  • Counsel for Potter declined to question him. The faces of the audience
  • began to betray annoyance. Did this attorney mean to throw away his
  • client's life without an effort?
  • Several witnesses deposed concerning Potter's guilty behavior when
  • brought to the scene of the murder. They were allowed to leave the stand
  • without being cross-questioned.
  • Every detail of the damaging circumstances that occurred in the
  • graveyard upon that morning which all present remembered so well was
  • brought out by credible witnesses, but none of them were cross-examined
  • by Potter's lawyer. The perplexity and dissatisfaction of the house
  • expressed itself in murmurs and provoked a reproof from the bench.
  • Counsel for the prosecution now said:
  • “By the oaths of citizens whose simple word is above suspicion, we have
  • fastened this awful crime, beyond all possibility of question, upon the
  • unhappy prisoner at the bar. We rest our case here.”
  • A groan escaped from poor Potter, and he put his face in his hands and
  • rocked his body softly to and fro, while a painful silence reigned
  • in the courtroom. Many men were moved, and many women's compassion
  • testified itself in tears. Counsel for the defence rose and said:
  • “Your honor, in our remarks at the opening of this trial, we
  • foreshadowed our purpose to prove that our client did this fearful deed
  • while under the influence of a blind and irresponsible delirium produced
  • by drink. We have changed our mind. We shall not offer that plea.” [Then
  • to the clerk:] “Call Thomas Sawyer!”
  • A puzzled amazement awoke in every face in the house, not even excepting
  • Potter's. Every eye fastened itself with wondering interest upon Tom as
  • he rose and took his place upon the stand. The boy looked wild enough,
  • for he was badly scared. The oath was administered.
  • “Thomas Sawyer, where were you on the seventeenth of June, about the
  • hour of midnight?”
  • Tom glanced at Injun Joe's iron face and his tongue failed him. The
  • audience listened breathless, but the words refused to come. After a few
  • moments, however, the boy got a little of his strength back, and managed
  • to put enough of it into his voice to make part of the house hear:
  • “In the graveyard!”
  • “A little bit louder, please. Don't be afraid. You were--”
  • “In the graveyard.”
  • A contemptuous smile flitted across Injun Joe's face.
  • “Were you anywhere near Horse Williams' grave?”
  • “Yes, sir.”
  • “Speak up--just a trifle louder. How near were you?”
  • “Near as I am to you.”
  • “Were you hidden, or not?”
  • “I was hid.”
  • “Where?”
  • “Behind the elms that's on the edge of the grave.”
  • Injun Joe gave a barely perceptible start.
  • “Any one with you?”
  • “Yes, sir. I went there with--”
  • “Wait--wait a moment. Never mind mentioning your companion's name. We
  • will produce him at the proper time. Did you carry anything there with
  • you.”
  • Tom hesitated and looked confused.
  • “Speak out, my boy--don't be diffident. The truth is always respectable.
  • What did you take there?”
  • “Only a--a--dead cat.”
  • There was a ripple of mirth, which the court checked.
  • “We will produce the skeleton of that cat. Now, my boy, tell us
  • everything that occurred--tell it in your own way--don't skip anything,
  • and don't be afraid.”
  • Tom began--hesitatingly at first, but as he warmed to his subject his
  • words flowed more and more easily; in a little while every sound ceased
  • but his own voice; every eye fixed itself upon him; with parted lips and
  • bated breath the audience hung upon his words, taking no note of time,
  • rapt in the ghastly fascinations of the tale. The strain upon pent
  • emotion reached its climax when the boy said:
  • “--and as the doctor fetched the board around and Muff Potter fell, Injun
  • Joe jumped with the knife and--”
  • Crash! Quick as lightning the halfbreed sprang for a window, tore his
  • way through all opposers, and was gone!
  • CHAPTER XXIV
  • TOM was a glittering hero once more--the pet of the old, the envy of the
  • young. His name even went into immortal print, for the village paper
  • magnified him. There were some that believed he would be President, yet,
  • if he escaped hanging.
  • As usual, the fickle, unreasoning world took Muff Potter to its bosom
  • and fondled him as lavishly as it had abused him before. But that sort
  • of conduct is to the world's credit; therefore it is not well to find
  • fault with it.
  • Tom's days were days of splendor and exultation to him, but his nights
  • were seasons of horror. Injun Joe infested all his dreams, and always
  • with doom in his eye. Hardly any temptation could persuade the boy
  • to stir abroad after nightfall. Poor Huck was in the same state of
  • wretchedness and terror, for Tom had told the whole story to the lawyer
  • the night before the great day of the trial, and Huck was sore afraid
  • that his share in the business might leak out, yet, notwithstanding
  • Injun Joe's flight had saved him the suffering of testifying in court.
  • The poor fellow had got the attorney to promise secrecy, but what of
  • that? Since Tom's harassed conscience had managed to drive him to the
  • lawyer's house by night and wring a dread tale from lips that had
  • been sealed with the dismalest and most formidable of oaths, Huck's
  • confidence in the human race was wellnigh obliterated.
  • Daily Muff Potter's gratitude made Tom glad he had spoken; but nightly
  • he wished he had sealed up his tongue.
  • Half the time Tom was afraid Injun Joe would never be captured; the
  • other half he was afraid he would be. He felt sure he never could draw a
  • safe breath again until that man was dead and he had seen the corpse.
  • Rewards had been offered, the country had been scoured, but no Injun
  • Joe was found. One of those omniscient and aweinspiring marvels, a
  • detective, came up from St. Louis, moused around, shook his head, looked
  • wise, and made that sort of astounding success which members of that
  • craft usually achieve. That is to say, he “found a clew.” But you can't
  • hang a “clew” for murder, and so after that detective had got through
  • and gone home, Tom felt just as insecure as he was before.
  • The slow days drifted on, and each left behind it a slightly lightened
  • weight of apprehension.
  • CHAPTER XXV
  • THERE comes a time in every rightly-constructed boy's life when he has
  • a raging desire to go somewhere and dig for hidden treasure. This desire
  • suddenly came upon Tom one day. He sallied out to find Joe Harper,
  • but failed of success. Next he sought Ben Rogers; he had gone fishing.
  • Presently he stumbled upon Huck Finn the Red-Handed. Huck would
  • answer. Tom took him to a private place and opened the matter to him
  • confidentially. Huck was willing. Huck was always willing to take a hand
  • in any enterprise that offered entertainment and required no capital,
  • for he had a troublesome superabundance of that sort of time which is
  • not money. “Where'll we dig?” said Huck.
  • “Oh, most anywhere.”
  • “Why, is it hid all around?”
  • “No, indeed it ain't. It's hid in mighty particular places,
  • Huck--sometimes on islands, sometimes in rotten chests under the end of
  • a limb of an old dead tree, just where the shadow falls at midnight; but
  • mostly under the floor in ha'nted houses.”
  • “Who hides it?”
  • “Why, robbers, of course--who'd you reckon? Sunday-school
  • sup'rintendents?”
  • “I don't know. If 'twas mine I wouldn't hide it; I'd spend it and have a
  • good time.”
  • “So would I. But robbers don't do that way. They always hide it and
  • leave it there.”
  • “Don't they come after it any more?”
  • “No, they think they will, but they generally forget the marks, or else
  • they die. Anyway, it lays there a long time and gets rusty; and by and
  • by somebody finds an old yellow paper that tells how to find the marks--a
  • paper that's got to be ciphered over about a week because it's mostly
  • signs and hy'roglyphics.”
  • “Hyro--which?”
  • “Hy'roglyphics--pictures and things, you know, that don't seem to mean
  • anything.”
  • “Have you got one of them papers, Tom?”
  • “No.”
  • “Well then, how you going to find the marks?”
  • “I don't want any marks. They always bury it under a ha'nted house or on
  • an island, or under a dead tree that's got one limb sticking out. Well,
  • we've tried Jackson's Island a little, and we can try it again some
  • time; and there's the old ha'nted house up the Still-House branch, and
  • there's lots of dead-limb trees--dead loads of 'em.”
  • “Is it under all of them?”
  • “How you talk! No!”
  • “Then how you going to know which one to go for?”
  • “Go for all of 'em!”
  • “Why, Tom, it'll take all summer.”
  • “Well, what of that? Suppose you find a brass pot with a hundred dollars
  • in it, all rusty and gray, or rotten chest full of di'monds. How's
  • that?”
  • Huck's eyes glowed.
  • “That's bully. Plenty bully enough for me. Just you gimme the hundred
  • dollars and I don't want no di'monds.”
  • “All right. But I bet you I ain't going to throw off on di'monds. Some
  • of 'em's worth twenty dollars apiece--there ain't any, hardly, but's
  • worth six bits or a dollar.”
  • “No! Is that so?”
  • “Cert'nly--anybody'll tell you so. Hain't you ever seen one, Huck?”
  • “Not as I remember.”
  • “Oh, kings have slathers of them.”
  • “Well, I don' know no kings, Tom.”
  • “I reckon you don't. But if you was to go to Europe you'd see a raft of
  • 'em hopping around.”
  • “Do they hop?”
  • “Hop?--your granny! No!”
  • “Well, what did you say they did, for?”
  • “Shucks, I only meant you'd _see_ 'em--not hopping, of course--what do
  • they want to hop for?--but I mean you'd just see 'em--scattered around,
  • you know, in a kind of a general way. Like that old humpbacked Richard.”
  • “Richard? What's his other name?”
  • “He didn't have any other name. Kings don't have any but a given name.”
  • “No?”
  • “But they don't.”
  • “Well, if they like it, Tom, all right; but I don't want to be a king
  • and have only just a given name, like a nigger. But say--where you going
  • to dig first?”
  • “Well, I don't know. S'pose we tackle that old dead-limb tree on the
  • hill t'other side of Still-House branch?”
  • “I'm agreed.”
  • So they got a crippled pick and a shovel, and set out on their
  • three-mile tramp. They arrived hot and panting, and threw themselves
  • down in the shade of a neighboring elm to rest and have a smoke.
  • “I like this,” said Tom.
  • “So do I.”
  • “Say, Huck, if we find a treasure here, what you going to do with your
  • share?”
  • “Well, I'll have pie and a glass of soda every day, and I'll go to every
  • circus that comes along. I bet I'll have a gay time.”
  • “Well, ain't you going to save any of it?”
  • “Save it? What for?”
  • “Why, so as to have something to live on, by and by.”
  • “Oh, that ain't any use. Pap would come back to thish-yer town some day
  • and get his claws on it if I didn't hurry up, and I tell you he'd clean
  • it out pretty quick. What you going to do with yourn, Tom?”
  • “I'm going to buy a new drum, and a sure'nough sword, and a red necktie
  • and a bull pup, and get married.”
  • “Married!”
  • “That's it.”
  • “Tom, you--why, you ain't in your right mind.”
  • “Wait--you'll see.”
  • “Well, that's the foolishest thing you could do. Look at pap and my
  • mother. Fight! Why, they used to fight all the time. I remember, mighty
  • well.”
  • “That ain't anything. The girl I'm going to marry won't fight.”
  • “Tom, I reckon they're all alike. They'll all comb a body. Now you
  • better think 'bout this awhile. I tell you you better. What's the name
  • of the gal?”
  • “It ain't a gal at all--it's a girl.”
  • “It's all the same, I reckon; some says gal, some says girl--both's
  • right, like enough. Anyway, what's her name, Tom?”
  • “I'll tell you some time--not now.”
  • “All right--that'll do. Only if you get married I'll be more lonesomer
  • than ever.”
  • “No you won't. You'll come and live with me. Now stir out of this and
  • we'll go to digging.”
  • They worked and sweated for half an hour. No result. They toiled another
  • halfhour. Still no result. Huck said:
  • “Do they always bury it as deep as this?”
  • “Sometimes--not always. Not generally. I reckon we haven't got the right
  • place.”
  • So they chose a new spot and began again. The labor dragged a little,
  • but still they made progress. They pegged away in silence for some time.
  • Finally Huck leaned on his shovel, swabbed the beaded drops from his
  • brow with his sleeve, and said:
  • “Where you going to dig next, after we get this one?”
  • “I reckon maybe we'll tackle the old tree that's over yonder on Cardiff
  • Hill back of the widow's.”
  • “I reckon that'll be a good one. But won't the widow take it away from
  • us, Tom? It's on her land.”
  • “_She_ take it away! Maybe she'd like to try it once. Whoever finds one
  • of these hid treasures, it belongs to him. It don't make any difference
  • whose land it's on.”
  • That was satisfactory. The work went on. By and by Huck said:
  • “Blame it, we must be in the wrong place again. What do you think?”
  • “It is mighty curious, Huck. I don't understand it. Sometimes witches
  • interfere. I reckon maybe that's what's the trouble now.”
  • “Shucks! Witches ain't got no power in the daytime.”
  • “Well, that's so. I didn't think of that. Oh, I know what the matter is!
  • What a blamed lot of fools we are! You got to find out where the shadow
  • of the limb falls at midnight, and that's where you dig!”
  • “Then consound it, we've fooled away all this work for nothing. Now hang
  • it all, we got to come back in the night. It's an awful long way. Can
  • you get out?”
  • “I bet I will. We've got to do it tonight, too, because if somebody sees
  • these holes they'll know in a minute what's here and they'll go for it.”
  • “Well, I'll come around and maow tonight.”
  • “All right. Let's hide the tools in the bushes.”
  • The boys were there that night, about the appointed time. They sat in
  • the shadow waiting. It was a lonely place, and an hour made solemn by
  • old traditions. Spirits whispered in the rustling leaves, ghosts lurked
  • in the murky nooks, the deep baying of a hound floated up out of the
  • distance, an owl answered with his sepulchral note. The boys were
  • subdued by these solemnities, and talked little. By and by they judged
  • that twelve had come; they marked where the shadow fell, and began to
  • dig. Their hopes commenced to rise. Their interest grew stronger, and
  • their industry kept pace with it. The hole deepened and still deepened,
  • but every time their hearts jumped to hear the pick strike upon
  • something, they only suffered a new disappointment. It was only a stone
  • or a chunk. At last Tom said:
  • “It ain't any use, Huck, we're wrong again.”
  • “Well, but we _can't_ be wrong. We spotted the shadder to a dot.”
  • “I know it, but then there's another thing.”
  • “What's that?”.
  • “Why, we only guessed at the time. Like enough it was too late or too
  • early.”
  • Huck dropped his shovel.
  • “That's it,” said he. “That's the very trouble. We got to give this one
  • up. We can't ever tell the right time, and besides this kind of thing's
  • too awful, here this time of night with witches and ghosts a-fluttering
  • around so. I feel as if something's behind me all the time; and I'm
  • afeard to turn around, becuz maybe there's others in front a-waiting for
  • a chance. I been creeping all over, ever since I got here.”
  • “Well, I've been pretty much so, too, Huck. They most always put in a
  • dead man when they bury a treasure under a tree, to look out for it.”
  • “Lordy!”
  • “Yes, they do. I've always heard that.”
  • “Tom, I don't like to fool around much where there's dead people. A
  • body's bound to get into trouble with 'em, sure.”
  • “I don't like to stir 'em up, either. S'pose this one here was to stick
  • his skull out and say something!”
  • “Don't Tom! It's awful.”
  • “Well, it just is. Huck, I don't feel comfortable a bit.”
  • “Say, Tom, let's give this place up, and try somewheres else.”
  • “All right, I reckon we better.”
  • “What'll it be?”
  • Tom considered awhile; and then said:
  • “The ha'nted house. That's it!”
  • “Blame it, I don't like ha'nted houses, Tom. Why, they're a dern sight
  • worse'n dead people. Dead people might talk, maybe, but they don't come
  • sliding around in a shroud, when you ain't noticing, and peep over your
  • shoulder all of a sudden and grit their teeth, the way a ghost does. I
  • couldn't stand such a thing as that, Tom--nobody could.”
  • “Yes, but, Huck, ghosts don't travel around only at night. They won't
  • hender us from digging there in the daytime.”
  • “Well, that's so. But you know mighty well people don't go about that
  • ha'nted house in the day nor the night.”
  • “Well, that's mostly because they don't like to go where a man's been
  • murdered, anyway--but nothing's ever been seen around that house except
  • in the night--just some blue lights slipping by the windows--no regular
  • ghosts.”
  • “Well, where you see one of them blue lights flickering around, Tom,
  • you can bet there's a ghost mighty close behind it. It stands to reason.
  • Becuz you know that they don't anybody but ghosts use 'em.”
  • “Yes, that's so. But anyway they don't come around in the daytime, so
  • what's the use of our being afeard?”
  • “Well, all right. We'll tackle the ha'nted house if you say so--but I
  • reckon it's taking chances.”
  • They had started down the hill by this time. There in the middle of the
  • moonlit valley below them stood the “ha'nted” house, utterly isolated,
  • its fences gone long ago, rank weeds smothering the very doorsteps, the
  • chimney crumbled to ruin, the window-sashes vacant, a corner of the roof
  • caved in. The boys gazed awhile, half expecting to see a blue light flit
  • past a window; then talking in a low tone, as befitted the time and the
  • circumstances, they struck far off to the right, to give the haunted
  • house a wide berth, and took their way homeward through the woods that
  • adorned the rearward side of Cardiff Hill.
  • CHAPTER XVI
  • ABOUT noon the next day the boys arrived at the dead tree; they had come
  • for their tools. Tom was impatient to go to the haunted house; Huck was
  • measurably so, also--but suddenly said:
  • “Lookyhere, Tom, do you know what day it is?”
  • Tom mentally ran over the days of the week, and then quickly lifted his
  • eyes with a startled look in them--
  • “My! I never once thought of it, Huck!”
  • “Well, I didn't neither, but all at once it popped onto me that it was
  • Friday.”
  • “Blame it, a body can't be too careful, Huck. We might 'a' got into an
  • awful scrape, tackling such a thing on a Friday.”
  • “_Might_! Better say we _would_! There's some lucky days, maybe, but
  • Friday ain't.”
  • “Any fool knows that. I don't reckon _you_ was the first that found it
  • out, Huck.”
  • “Well, I never said I was, did I? And Friday ain't all, neither. I had a
  • rotten bad dream last night--dreampt about rats.”
  • “No! Sure sign of trouble. Did they fight?”
  • “No.”
  • “Well, that's good, Huck. When they don't fight it's only a sign that
  • there's trouble around, you know. All we got to do is to look mighty
  • sharp and keep out of it. We'll drop this thing for today, and play. Do
  • you know Robin Hood, Huck?”
  • “No. Who's Robin Hood?”
  • “Why, he was one of the greatest men that was ever in England--and the
  • best. He was a robber.”
  • “Cracky, I wisht I was. Who did he rob?”
  • “Only sheriffs and bishops and rich people and kings, and such like. But
  • he never bothered the poor. He loved 'em. He always divided up with 'em
  • perfectly square.”
  • “Well, he must 'a' been a brick.”
  • “I bet you he was, Huck. Oh, he was the noblest man that ever was.
  • They ain't any such men now, I can tell you. He could lick any man in
  • England, with one hand tied behind him; and he could take his yew bow
  • and plug a ten-cent piece every time, a mile and a half.”
  • “What's a _yew_ bow?”
  • “I don't know. It's some kind of a bow, of course. And if he hit that
  • dime only on the edge he would set down and cry--and curse. But we'll
  • play Robin Hood--it's nobby fun. I'll learn you.”
  • “I'm agreed.”
  • So they played Robin Hood all the afternoon, now and then casting a
  • yearning eye down upon the haunted house and passing a remark about the
  • morrow's prospects and possibilities there. As the sun began to sink
  • into the west they took their way homeward athwart the long shadows
  • of the trees and soon were buried from sight in the forests of Cardiff
  • Hill.
  • On Saturday, shortly after noon, the boys were at the dead tree again.
  • They had a smoke and a chat in the shade, and then dug a little in their
  • last hole, not with great hope, but merely because Tom said there were
  • so many cases where people had given up a treasure after getting down
  • within six inches of it, and then somebody else had come along and
  • turned it up with a single thrust of a shovel. The thing failed this
  • time, however, so the boys shouldered their tools and went away feeling
  • that they had not trifled with fortune, but had fulfilled all the
  • requirements that belong to the business of treasure-hunting.
  • When they reached the haunted house there was something so weird and
  • grisly about the dead silence that reigned there under the baking sun,
  • and something so depressing about the loneliness and desolation of the
  • place, that they were afraid, for a moment, to venture in. Then they
  • crept to the door and took a trembling peep. They saw a weedgrown,
  • floorless room, unplastered, an ancient fireplace, vacant windows,
  • a ruinous staircase; and here, there, and everywhere hung ragged and
  • abandoned cobwebs. They presently entered, softly, with quickened
  • pulses, talking in whispers, ears alert to catch the slightest sound,
  • and muscles tense and ready for instant retreat.
  • In a little while familiarity modified their fears and they gave the
  • place a critical and interested examination, rather admiring their own
  • boldness, and wondering at it, too. Next they wanted to look upstairs.
  • This was something like cutting off retreat, but they got to daring
  • each other, and of course there could be but one result--they threw their
  • tools into a corner and made the ascent. Up there were the same signs of
  • decay. In one corner they found a closet that promised mystery, but the
  • promise was a fraud--there was nothing in it. Their courage was up now
  • and well in hand. They were about to go down and begin work when--
  • “Sh!” said Tom.
  • “What is it?” whispered Huck, blanching with fright.
  • “Sh!... There!... Hear it?”
  • “Yes!... Oh, my! Let's run!”
  • “Keep still! Don't you budge! They're coming right toward the door.”
  • The boys stretched themselves upon the floor with their eyes to
  • knotholes in the planking, and lay waiting, in a misery of fear.
  • “They've stopped.... No--coming.... Here they are. Don't whisper another
  • word, Huck. My goodness, I wish I was out of this!”
  • Two men entered. Each boy said to himself: “There's the old deaf and
  • dumb Spaniard that's been about town once or twice lately--never saw
  • t'other man before.”
  • “T'other” was a ragged, unkempt creature, with nothing very pleasant
  • in his face. The Spaniard was wrapped in a serape; he had bushy white
  • whiskers; long white hair flowed from under his sombrero, and he wore
  • green goggles. When they came in, “t'other” was talking in a low voice;
  • they sat down on the ground, facing the door, with their backs to the
  • wall, and the speaker continued his remarks. His manner became less
  • guarded and his words more distinct as he proceeded:
  • “No,” said he, “I've thought it all over, and I don't like it. It's
  • dangerous.”
  • “Dangerous!” grunted the “deaf and dumb” Spaniard--to the vast surprise
  • of the boys. “Milksop!”
  • This voice made the boys gasp and quake. It was Injun Joe's! There was
  • silence for some time. Then Joe said:
  • “What's any more dangerous than that job up yonder--but nothing's come of
  • it.”
  • “That's different. Away up the river so, and not another house about.
  • 'Twon't ever be known that we tried, anyway, long as we didn't succeed.”
  • “Well, what's more dangerous than coming here in the daytime!--anybody
  • would suspicion us that saw us.”
  • “I know that. But there warn't any other place as handy after that fool
  • of a job. I want to quit this shanty. I wanted to yesterday, only it
  • warn't any use trying to stir out of here, with those infernal boys
  • playing over there on the hill right in full view.”
  • “Those infernal boys” quaked again under the inspiration of this remark,
  • and thought how lucky it was that they had remembered it was Friday and
  • concluded to wait a day. They wished in their hearts they had waited a
  • year.
  • The two men got out some food and made a luncheon. After a long and
  • thoughtful silence, Injun Joe said:
  • “Look here, lad--you go back up the river where you belong. Wait there
  • till you hear from me. I'll take the chances on dropping into this town
  • just once more, for a look. We'll do that 'dangerous' job after I've
  • spied around a little and think things look well for it. Then for Texas!
  • We'll leg it together!”
  • This was satisfactory. Both men presently fell to yawning, and Injun Joe
  • said:
  • “I'm dead for sleep! It's your turn to watch.”
  • He curled down in the weeds and soon began to snore. His comrade stirred
  • him once or twice and he became quiet. Presently the watcher began to
  • nod; his head drooped lower and lower, both men began to snore now.
  • The boys drew a long, grateful breath. Tom whispered:
  • “Now's our chance--come!”
  • Huck said:
  • “I can't--I'd die if they was to wake.”
  • Tom urged--Huck held back. At last Tom rose slowly and softly, and
  • started alone. But the first step he made wrung such a hideous creak
  • from the crazy floor that he sank down almost dead with fright. He never
  • made a second attempt. The boys lay there counting the dragging moments
  • till it seemed to them that time must be done and eternity growing gray;
  • and then they were grateful to note that at last the sun was setting.
  • Now one snore ceased. Injun Joe sat up, stared around--smiled grimly upon
  • his comrade, whose head was drooping upon his knees--stirred him up with
  • his foot and said:
  • “Here! _You're_ a watchman, ain't you! All right, though--nothing's
  • happened.”
  • “My! have I been asleep?”
  • “Oh, partly, partly. Nearly time for us to be moving, pard. What'll we
  • do with what little swag we've got left?”
  • “I don't know--leave it here as we've always done, I reckon. No use to
  • take it away till we start south. Six hundred and fifty in silver's
  • something to carry.”
  • “Well--all right--it won't matter to come here once more.”
  • “No--but I'd say come in the night as we used to do--it's better.”
  • “Yes: but look here; it may be a good while before I get the right
  • chance at that job; accidents might happen; 'tain't in such a very good
  • place; we'll just regularly bury it--and bury it deep.”
  • “Good idea,” said the comrade, who walked across the room, knelt down,
  • raised one of the rearward hearth-stones and took out a bag that jingled
  • pleasantly. He subtracted from it twenty or thirty dollars for himself
  • and as much for Injun Joe, and passed the bag to the latter, who was on
  • his knees in the corner, now, digging with his bowie-knife.
  • The boys forgot all their fears, all their miseries in an instant. With
  • gloating eyes they watched every movement. Luck!--the splendor of it was
  • beyond all imagination! Six hundred dollars was money enough to make
  • half a dozen boys rich! Here was treasure-hunting under the happiest
  • auspices--there would not be any bothersome uncertainty as to where to
  • dig. They nudged each other every moment--eloquent nudges and easily
  • understood, for they simply meant--“Oh, but ain't you glad _now_ we're
  • here!”
  • Joe's knife struck upon something.
  • “Hello!” said he.
  • “What is it?” said his comrade.
  • “Half-rotten plank--no, it's a box, I believe. Here--bear a hand and we'll
  • see what it's here for. Never mind, I've broke a hole.”
  • He reached his hand in and drew it out--
  • “Man, it's money!”
  • The two men examined the handful of coins. They were gold. The boys
  • above were as excited as themselves, and as delighted.
  • Joe's comrade said:
  • “We'll make quick work of this. There's an old rusty pick over amongst
  • the weeds in the corner the other side of the fireplace--I saw it a
  • minute ago.”
  • He ran and brought the boys' pick and shovel. Injun Joe took the
  • pick, looked it over critically, shook his head, muttered something to
  • himself, and then began to use it. The box was soon unearthed. It was
  • not very large; it was iron bound and had been very strong before the
  • slow years had injured it. The men contemplated the treasure awhile in
  • blissful silence.
  • “Pard, there's thousands of dollars here,” said Injun Joe.
  • “'Twas always said that Murrel's gang used to be around here one
  • summer,” the stranger observed.
  • “I know it,” said Injun Joe; “and this looks like it, I should say.”
  • “Now you won't need to do that job.”
  • The halfbreed frowned. Said he:
  • “You don't know me. Least you don't know all about that thing. 'Tain't
  • robbery altogether--it's _revenge_!” and a wicked light flamed in his
  • eyes. “I'll need your help in it. When it's finished--then Texas. Go home
  • to your Nance and your kids, and stand by till you hear from me.”
  • “Well--if you say so; what'll we do with this--bury it again?”
  • “Yes. [Ravishing delight overhead.] _No_! by the great Sachem, no!
  • [Profound distress overhead.] I'd nearly forgot. That pick had fresh
  • earth on it! [The boys were sick with terror in a moment.] What business
  • has a pick and a shovel here? What business with fresh earth on
  • them? Who brought them here--and where are they gone? Have you heard
  • anybody?--seen anybody? What! bury it again and leave them to come and
  • see the ground disturbed? Not exactly--not exactly. We'll take it to my
  • den.”
  • “Why, of course! Might have thought of that before. You mean Number
  • One?”
  • “No--Number Two--under the cross. The other place is bad--too common.”
  • “All right. It's nearly dark enough to start.”
  • Injun Joe got up and went about from window to window cautiously peeping
  • out. Presently he said:
  • “Who could have brought those tools here? Do you reckon they can be
  • upstairs?”
  • The boys' breath forsook them. Injun Joe put his hand on his knife,
  • halted a moment, undecided, and then turned toward the stairway. The
  • boys thought of the closet, but their strength was gone. The steps came
  • creaking up the stairs--the intolerable distress of the situation woke
  • the stricken resolution of the lads--they were about to spring for the
  • closet, when there was a crash of rotten timbers and Injun Joe landed on
  • the ground amid the debris of the ruined stairway. He gathered himself
  • up cursing, and his comrade said:
  • “Now what's the use of all that? If it's anybody, and they're up there,
  • let them _stay_ there--who cares? If they want to jump down, now, and get
  • into trouble, who objects? It will be dark in fifteen minutes--and then
  • let them follow us if they want to. I'm willing. In my opinion, whoever
  • hove those things in here caught a sight of us and took us for ghosts or
  • devils or something. I'll bet they're running yet.”
  • Joe grumbled awhile; then he agreed with his friend that what daylight
  • was left ought to be economized in getting things ready for leaving.
  • Shortly afterward they slipped out of the house in the deepening
  • twilight, and moved toward the river with their precious box.
  • Tom and Huck rose up, weak but vastly relieved, and stared after them
  • through the chinks between the logs of the house. Follow? Not they. They
  • were content to reach ground again without broken necks, and take the
  • townward track over the hill. They did not talk much. They were too much
  • absorbed in hating themselves--hating the ill luck that made them take
  • the spade and the pick there. But for that, Injun Joe never would have
  • suspected. He would have hidden the silver with the gold to wait
  • there till his “revenge” was satisfied, and then he would have had the
  • misfortune to find that money turn up missing. Bitter, bitter luck that
  • the tools were ever brought there!
  • They resolved to keep a lookout for that Spaniard when he should come to
  • town spying out for chances to do his revengeful job, and follow him to
  • “Number Two,” wherever that might be. Then a ghastly thought occurred to
  • Tom.
  • “Revenge? What if he means _us_, Huck!”
  • “Oh, don't!” said Huck, nearly fainting.
  • They talked it all over, and as they entered town they agreed to believe
  • that he might possibly mean somebody else--at least that he might at
  • least mean nobody but Tom, since only Tom had testified.
  • Very, very small comfort it was to Tom to be alone in danger! Company
  • would be a palpable improvement, he thought.
  • CHAPTER XXVII
  • THE adventure of the day mightily tormented Tom's dreams that night.
  • Four times he had his hands on that rich treasure and four times
  • it wasted to nothingness in his fingers as sleep forsook him and
  • wakefulness brought back the hard reality of his misfortune. As he lay
  • in the early morning recalling the incidents of his great adventure, he
  • noticed that they seemed curiously subdued and far away--somewhat as if
  • they had happened in another world, or in a time long gone by. Then it
  • occurred to him that the great adventure itself must be a dream! There
  • was one very strong argument in favor of this idea--namely, that the
  • quantity of coin he had seen was too vast to be real. He had never seen
  • as much as fifty dollars in one mass before, and he was like all boys of
  • his age and station in life, in that he imagined that all references to
  • “hundreds” and “thousands” were mere fanciful forms of speech, and that
  • no such sums really existed in the world. He never had supposed for
  • a moment that so large a sum as a hundred dollars was to be found in
  • actual money in any one's possession. If his notions of hidden treasure
  • had been analyzed, they would have been found to consist of a handful of
  • real dimes and a bushel of vague, splendid, ungraspable dollars.
  • But the incidents of his adventure grew sensibly sharper and clearer
  • under the attrition of thinking them over, and so he presently found
  • himself leaning to the impression that the thing might not have been a
  • dream, after all. This uncertainty must be swept away. He would snatch a
  • hurried breakfast and go and find Huck. Huck was sitting on the gunwale
  • of a flatboat, listlessly dangling his feet in the water and looking
  • very melancholy. Tom concluded to let Huck lead up to the subject. If
  • he did not do it, then the adventure would be proved to have been only a
  • dream.
  • “Hello, Huck!”
  • “Hello, yourself.”
  • Silence, for a minute.
  • “Tom, if we'd 'a' left the blame tools at the dead tree, we'd 'a' got
  • the money. Oh, ain't it awful!”
  • “'Tain't a dream, then, 'tain't a dream! Somehow I most wish it was.
  • Dog'd if I don't, Huck.”
  • “What ain't a dream?”
  • “Oh, that thing yesterday. I been half thinking it was.”
  • “Dream! If them stairs hadn't broke down you'd 'a' seen how much dream
  • it was! I've had dreams enough all night--with that patch-eyed Spanish
  • devil going for me all through 'em--rot him!”
  • “No, not rot him. _Find_ him! Track the money!”
  • “Tom, we'll never find him. A feller don't have only one chance for such
  • a pile--and that one's lost. I'd feel mighty shaky if I was to see him,
  • anyway.”
  • “Well, so'd I; but I'd like to see him, anyway--and track him out--to his
  • Number Two.”
  • “Number Two--yes, that's it. I been thinking 'bout that. But I can't make
  • nothing out of it. What do you reckon it is?”
  • “I dono. It's too deep. Say, Huck--maybe it's the number of a house!”
  • “Goody!... No, Tom, that ain't it. If it is, it ain't in this one-horse
  • town. They ain't no numbers here.”
  • “Well, that's so. Lemme think a minute. Here--it's the number of a
  • room--in a tavern, you know!”
  • “Oh, that's the trick! They ain't only two taverns. We can find out
  • quick.”
  • “You stay here, Huck, till I come.”
  • Tom was off at once. He did not care to have Huck's company in public
  • places. He was gone half an hour. He found that in the best tavern, No.
  • 2 had long been occupied by a young lawyer, and was still so occupied.
  • In the less ostentatious house, No. 2 was a mystery. The tavern-keeper's
  • young son said it was kept locked all the time, and he never saw anybody
  • go into it or come out of it except at night; he did not know any
  • particular reason for this state of things; had had some little
  • curiosity, but it was rather feeble; had made the most of the mystery
  • by entertaining himself with the idea that that room was “ha'nted”; had
  • noticed that there was a light in there the night before.
  • “That's what I've found out, Huck. I reckon that's the very No. 2 we're
  • after.”
  • “I reckon it is, Tom. Now what you going to do?”
  • “Lemme think.”
  • Tom thought a long time. Then he said:
  • “I'll tell you. The back door of that No. 2 is the door that comes out
  • into that little close alley between the tavern and the old rattle trap
  • of a brick store. Now you get hold of all the doorkeys you can find, and
  • I'll nip all of auntie's, and the first dark night we'll go there and
  • try 'em. And mind you, keep a lookout for Injun Joe, because he said he
  • was going to drop into town and spy around once more for a chance to get
  • his revenge. If you see him, you just follow him; and if he don't go to
  • that No. 2, that ain't the place.”
  • “Lordy, I don't want to foller him by myself!”
  • “Why, it'll be night, sure. He mightn't ever see you--and if he did,
  • maybe he'd never think anything.”
  • “Well, if it's pretty dark I reckon I'll track him. I dono--I dono. I'll
  • try.”
  • “You bet I'll follow him, if it's dark, Huck. Why, he might 'a' found
  • out he couldn't get his revenge, and be going right after that money.”
  • “It's so, Tom, it's so. I'll foller him; I will, by jingoes!”
  • “Now you're _talking_! Don't you ever weaken, Huck, and I won't.”
  • CHAPTER XXVIII
  • THAT night Tom and Huck were ready for their adventure. They hung about
  • the neighborhood of the tavern until after nine, one watching the alley
  • at a distance and the other the tavern door. Nobody entered the alley or
  • left it; nobody resembling the Spaniard entered or left the tavern
  • door. The night promised to be a fair one; so Tom went home with the
  • understanding that if a considerable degree of darkness came on, Huck
  • was to come and “maow,” whereupon he would slip out and try the keys.
  • But the night remained clear, and Huck closed his watch and retired to
  • bed in an empty sugar hogshead about twelve.
  • Tuesday the boys had the same ill luck. Also Wednesday. But Thursday
  • night promised better. Tom slipped out in good season with his aunt's
  • old tin lantern, and a large towel to blindfold it with. He hid the
  • lantern in Huck's sugar hogshead and the watch began. An hour before
  • midnight the tavern closed up and its lights (the only ones thereabouts)
  • were put out. No Spaniard had been seen. Nobody had entered or left the
  • alley. Everything was auspicious. The blackness of darkness reigned,
  • the perfect stillness was interrupted only by occasional mutterings of
  • distant thunder.
  • Tom got his lantern, lit it in the hogshead, wrapped it closely in the
  • towel, and the two adventurers crept in the gloom toward the tavern.
  • Huck stood sentry and Tom felt his way into the alley. Then there was
  • a season of waiting anxiety that weighed upon Huck's spirits like a
  • mountain. He began to wish he could see a flash from the lantern--it
  • would frighten him, but it would at least tell him that Tom was alive
  • yet. It seemed hours since Tom had disappeared. Surely he must have
  • fainted; maybe he was dead; maybe his heart had burst under terror and
  • excitement. In his uneasiness Huck found himself drawing closer
  • and closer to the alley; fearing all sorts of dreadful things, and
  • momentarily expecting some catastrophe to happen that would take away
  • his breath. There was not much to take away, for he seemed only able to
  • inhale it by thimblefuls, and his heart would soon wear itself out, the
  • way it was beating. Suddenly there was a flash of light and Tom came
  • tearing by him: “Run!” said he; “run, for your life!”
  • He needn't have repeated it; once was enough; Huck was making thirty or
  • forty miles an hour before the repetition was uttered. The boys never
  • stopped till they reached the shed of a deserted slaughter-house at the
  • lower end of the village. Just as they got within its shelter the storm
  • burst and the rain poured down. As soon as Tom got his breath he said:
  • “Huck, it was awful! I tried two of the keys, just as soft as I could;
  • but they seemed to make such a power of racket that I couldn't hardly
  • get my breath I was so scared. They wouldn't turn in the lock, either.
  • Well, without noticing what I was doing, I took hold of the knob, and
  • open comes the door! It warn't locked! I hopped in, and shook off the
  • towel, and, _Great Caesar's Ghost!_”
  • “What!--what'd you see, Tom?”
  • “Huck, I most stepped onto Injun Joe's hand!”
  • “No!”
  • “Yes! He was lying there, sound asleep on the floor, with his old patch
  • on his eye and his arms spread out.”
  • “Lordy, what did you do? Did he wake up?”
  • “No, never budged. Drunk, I reckon. I just grabbed that towel and
  • started!”
  • “I'd never 'a' thought of the towel, I bet!”
  • “Well, I would. My aunt would make me mighty sick if I lost it.”
  • “Say, Tom, did you see that box?”
  • “Huck, I didn't wait to look around. I didn't see the box, I didn't see
  • the cross. I didn't see anything but a bottle and a tin cup on the floor
  • by Injun Joe; yes, I saw two barrels and lots more bottles in the room.
  • Don't you see, now, what's the matter with that ha'nted room?”
  • “How?”
  • “Why, it's ha'nted with whiskey! Maybe _all_ the Temperance Taverns have
  • got a ha'nted room, hey, Huck?”
  • “Well, I reckon maybe that's so. Who'd 'a' thought such a thing? But
  • say, Tom, now's a mighty good time to get that box, if Injun Joe's
  • drunk.”
  • “It is, that! You try it!”
  • Huck shuddered.
  • “Well, no--I reckon not.”
  • “And I reckon not, Huck. Only one bottle alongside of Injun Joe ain't
  • enough. If there'd been three, he'd be drunk enough and I'd do it.”
  • There was a long pause for reflection, and then Tom said:
  • “Lookyhere, Huck, less not try that thing any more till we know Injun
  • Joe's not in there. It's too scary. Now, if we watch every night, we'll
  • be dead sure to see him go out, some time or other, and then we'll
  • snatch that box quicker'n lightning.”
  • “Well, I'm agreed. I'll watch the whole night long, and I'll do it every
  • night, too, if you'll do the other part of the job.”
  • “All right, I will. All you got to do is to trot up Hooper Street a
  • block and maow--and if I'm asleep, you throw some gravel at the window
  • and that'll fetch me.”
  • “Agreed, and good as wheat!”
  • “Now, Huck, the storm's over, and I'll go home. It'll begin to be
  • daylight in a couple of hours. You go back and watch that long, will
  • you?”
  • “I said I would, Tom, and I will. I'll ha'nt that tavern every night for
  • a year! I'll sleep all day and I'll stand watch all night.”
  • “That's all right. Now, where you going to sleep?”
  • “In Ben Rogers' hayloft. He lets me, and so does his pap's nigger man,
  • Uncle Jake. I tote water for Uncle Jake whenever he wants me to, and any
  • time I ask him he gives me a little something to eat if he can spare it.
  • That's a mighty good nigger, Tom. He likes me, becuz I don't ever act as
  • if I was above him. Sometime I've set right down and eat _with_ him. But
  • you needn't tell that. A body's got to do things when he's awful hungry
  • he wouldn't want to do as a steady thing.”
  • “Well, if I don't want you in the daytime, I'll let you sleep. I won't
  • come bothering around. Any time you see something's up, in the night,
  • just skip right around and maow.”
  • CHAPTER XXIX
  • THE first thing Tom heard on Friday morning was a glad piece of
  • news--Judge Thatcher's family had come back to town the night before.
  • Both Injun Joe and the treasure sunk into secondary importance for a
  • moment, and Becky took the chief place in the boy's interest. He saw her
  • and they had an exhausting good time playing “hispy” and “gully-keeper”
  • with a crowd of their schoolmates. The day was completed and crowned in
  • a peculiarly satisfactory way: Becky teased her mother to appoint
  • the next day for the long-promised and long-delayed picnic, and she
  • consented. The child's delight was boundless; and Tom's not more
  • moderate. The invitations were sent out before sunset, and straightway
  • the young folks of the village were thrown into a fever of preparation
  • and pleasurable anticipation. Tom's excitement enabled him to keep
  • awake until a pretty late hour, and he had good hopes of hearing Huck's
  • “maow,” and of having his treasure to astonish Becky and the picnickers
  • with, next day; but he was disappointed. No signal came that night.
  • Morning came, eventually, and by ten or eleven o'clock a giddy and
  • rollicking company were gathered at Judge Thatcher's, and everything was
  • ready for a start. It was not the custom for elderly people to mar the
  • picnics with their presence. The children were considered safe enough
  • under the wings of a few young ladies of eighteen and a few young
  • gentlemen of twenty-three or thereabouts. The old steam ferry-boat was
  • chartered for the occasion; presently the gay throng filed up the main
  • street laden with provision-baskets. Sid was sick and had to miss
  • the fun; Mary remained at home to entertain him. The last thing Mrs.
  • Thatcher said to Becky, was:
  • “You'll not get back till late. Perhaps you'd better stay all night with
  • some of the girls that live near the ferry-landing, child.”
  • “Then I'll stay with Susy Harper, mamma.”
  • “Very well. And mind and behave yourself and don't be any trouble.”
  • Presently, as they tripped along, Tom said to Becky:
  • “Say--I'll tell you what we'll do. 'Stead of going to Joe Harper's we'll
  • climb right up the hill and stop at the Widow Douglas'. She'll have
  • ice-cream! She has it most every day--dead loads of it. And she'll be
  • awful glad to have us.”
  • “Oh, that will be fun!”
  • Then Becky reflected a moment and said:
  • “But what will mamma say?”
  • “How'll she ever know?”
  • The girl turned the idea over in her mind, and said reluctantly:
  • “I reckon it's wrong--but--”
  • “But shucks! Your mother won't know, and so what's the harm? All she
  • wants is that you'll be safe; and I bet you she'd 'a' said go there if
  • she'd 'a' thought of it. I know she would!”
  • The Widow Douglas' splendid hospitality was a tempting bait. It and
  • Tom's persuasions presently carried the day. So it was decided to say
  • nothing to anybody about the night's programme. Presently it occurred to
  • Tom that maybe Huck might come this very night and give the signal. The
  • thought took a deal of the spirit out of his anticipations. Still he
  • could not bear to give up the fun at Widow Douglas'. And why should he
  • give it up, he reasoned--the signal did not come the night before, so
  • why should it be any more likely to come tonight? The sure fun of the
  • evening outweighed the uncertain treasure; and, boy-like, he determined
  • to yield to the stronger inclination and not allow himself to think of
  • the box of money another time that day.
  • Three miles below town the ferryboat stopped at the mouth of a woody
  • hollow and tied up. The crowd swarmed ashore and soon the forest
  • distances and craggy heights echoed far and near with shoutings and
  • laughter. All the different ways of getting hot and tired were gone
  • through with, and by-and-by the rovers straggled back to camp fortified
  • with responsible appetites, and then the destruction of the good things
  • began. After the feast there was a refreshing season of rest and chat in
  • the shade of spreading oaks. By-and-by somebody shouted:
  • “Who's ready for the cave?”
  • Everybody was. Bundles of candles were procured, and straightway there
  • was a general scamper up the hill. The mouth of the cave was up the
  • hillside--an opening shaped like a letter A. Its massive oaken door stood
  • unbarred. Within was a small chamber, chilly as an icehouse, and walled
  • by Nature with solid limestone that was dewy with a cold sweat. It was
  • romantic and mysterious to stand here in the deep gloom and look out
  • upon the green valley shining in the sun. But the impressiveness of the
  • situation quickly wore off, and the romping began again. The moment
  • a candle was lighted there was a general rush upon the owner of it; a
  • struggle and a gallant defence followed, but the candle was soon knocked
  • down or blown out, and then there was a glad clamor of laughter and a
  • new chase. But all things have an end. By-and-by the procession went
  • filing down the steep descent of the main avenue, the flickering rank of
  • lights dimly revealing the lofty walls of rock almost to their point of
  • junction sixty feet overhead. This main avenue was not more than
  • eight or ten feet wide. Every few steps other lofty and still narrower
  • crevices branched from it on either hand--for McDougal's cave was but a
  • vast labyrinth of crooked aisles that ran into each other and out again
  • and led nowhere. It was said that one might wander days and nights
  • together through its intricate tangle of rifts and chasms, and never
  • find the end of the cave; and that he might go down, and down, and
  • still down, into the earth, and it was just the same--labyrinth under
  • labyrinth, and no end to any of them. No man “knew” the cave. That was
  • an impossible thing. Most of the young men knew a portion of it, and it
  • was not customary to venture much beyond this known portion. Tom Sawyer
  • knew as much of the cave as any one.
  • The procession moved along the main avenue some three-quarters of
  • a mile, and then groups and couples began to slip aside into branch
  • avenues, fly along the dismal corridors, and take each other by surprise
  • at points where the corridors joined again. Parties were able to elude
  • each other for the space of half an hour without going beyond the
  • “known” ground.
  • By-and-by, one group after another came straggling back to the mouth
  • of the cave, panting, hilarious, smeared from head to foot with tallow
  • drippings, daubed with clay, and entirely delighted with the success of
  • the day. Then they were astonished to find that they had been taking
  • no note of time and that night was about at hand. The clanging bell had
  • been calling for half an hour. However, this sort of close to the day's
  • adventures was romantic and therefore satisfactory. When the ferryboat
  • with her wild freight pushed into the stream, nobody cared sixpence for
  • the wasted time but the captain of the craft.
  • Huck was already upon his watch when the ferryboat's lights went
  • glinting past the wharf. He heard no noise on board, for the young
  • people were as subdued and still as people usually are who are nearly
  • tired to death. He wondered what boat it was, and why she did not
  • stop at the wharf--and then he dropped her out of his mind and put his
  • attention upon his business. The night was growing cloudy and dark. Ten
  • o'clock came, and the noise of vehicles ceased, scattered lights began
  • to wink out, all straggling foot-passengers disappeared, the village
  • betook itself to its slumbers and left the small watcher alone with the
  • silence and the ghosts. Eleven o'clock came, and the tavern lights were
  • put out; darkness everywhere, now. Huck waited what seemed a weary long
  • time, but nothing happened. His faith was weakening. Was there any use?
  • Was there really any use? Why not give it up and turn in?
  • A noise fell upon his ear. He was all attention in an instant. The alley
  • door closed softly. He sprang to the corner of the brick store. The next
  • moment two men brushed by him, and one seemed to have something under
  • his arm. It must be that box! So they were going to remove the treasure.
  • Why call Tom now? It would be absurd--the men would get away with the box
  • and never be found again. No, he would stick to their wake and follow
  • them; he would trust to the darkness for security from discovery. So
  • communing with himself, Huck stepped out and glided along behind the
  • men, cat-like, with bare feet, allowing them to keep just far enough
  • ahead not to be invisible.
  • They moved up the river street three blocks, then turned to the left up
  • a crossstreet. They went straight ahead, then, until they came to the
  • path that led up Cardiff Hill; this they took. They passed by the old
  • Welshman's house, halfway up the hill, without hesitating, and still
  • climbed upward. Good, thought Huck, they will bury it in the old quarry.
  • But they never stopped at the quarry. They passed on, up the summit.
  • They plunged into the narrow path between the tall sumach bushes, and
  • were at once hidden in the gloom. Huck closed up and shortened his
  • distance, now, for they would never be able to see him. He trotted along
  • awhile; then slackened his pace, fearing he was gaining too fast; moved
  • on a piece, then stopped altogether; listened; no sound; none, save that
  • he seemed to hear the beating of his own heart. The hooting of an
  • owl came over the hill--ominous sound! But no footsteps. Heavens, was
  • everything lost! He was about to spring with winged feet, when a man
  • cleared his throat not four feet from him! Huck's heart shot into his
  • throat, but he swallowed it again; and then he stood there shaking as
  • if a dozen agues had taken charge of him at once, and so weak that he
  • thought he must surely fall to the ground. He knew where he was. He
  • knew he was within five steps of the stile leading into Widow Douglas'
  • grounds. Very well, he thought, let them bury it there; it won't be hard
  • to find.
  • Now there was a voice--a very low voice--Injun Joe's:
  • “Damn her, maybe she's got company--there's lights, late as it is.”
  • “I can't see any.”
  • This was that stranger's voice--the stranger of the haunted house. A
  • deadly chill went to Huck's heart--this, then, was the “revenge” job! His
  • thought was, to fly. Then he remembered that the Widow Douglas had been
  • kind to him more than once, and maybe these men were going to murder
  • her. He wished he dared venture to warn her; but he knew he didn't
  • dare--they might come and catch him. He thought all this and more in
  • the moment that elapsed between the stranger's remark and Injun Joe's
  • next--which was--
  • “Because the bush is in your way. Now--this way--now you see, don't you?”
  • “Yes. Well, there _is_ company there, I reckon. Better give it up.”
  • “Give it up, and I just leaving this country forever! Give it up and
  • maybe never have another chance. I tell you again, as I've told you
  • before, I don't care for her swag--you may have it. But her husband was
  • rough on me--many times he was rough on me--and mainly he was the justice
  • of the peace that jugged me for a vagrant. And that ain't all. It ain't
  • a millionth part of it! He had me _horsewhipped_!--horsewhipped in
  • front of the jail, like a nigger!--with all the town looking on!
  • _Horsewhipped_!--do you understand? He took advantage of me and died. But
  • I'll take it out of _her_.”
  • “Oh, don't kill her! Don't do that!”
  • “Kill? Who said anything about killing? I would kill _him_ if he was
  • here; but not her. When you want to get revenge on a woman you don't
  • kill her--bosh! you go for her looks. You slit her nostrils--you notch her
  • ears like a sow!”
  • “By God, that's--”
  • “Keep your opinion to yourself! It will be safest for you. I'll tie her
  • to the bed. If she bleeds to death, is that my fault? I'll not cry, if
  • she does. My friend, you'll help me in this thing--for _my_ sake--that's
  • why you're here--I mightn't be able alone. If you flinch, I'll kill you.
  • Do you understand that? And if I have to kill you, I'll kill her--and
  • then I reckon nobody'll ever know much about who done this business.”
  • “Well, if it's got to be done, let's get at it. The quicker the
  • better--I'm all in a shiver.”
  • “Do it _now_? And company there? Look here--I'll get suspicious of you,
  • first thing you know. No--we'll wait till the lights are out--there's no
  • hurry.”
  • Huck felt that a silence was going to ensue--a thing still more awful
  • than any amount of murderous talk; so he held his breath and stepped
  • gingerly back; planted his foot carefully and firmly, after balancing,
  • one-legged, in a precarious way and almost toppling over, first on one
  • side and then on the other. He took another step back, with the same
  • elaboration and the same risks; then another and another, and--a twig
  • snapped under his foot! His breath stopped and he listened. There was no
  • sound--the stillness was perfect. His gratitude was measureless. Now he
  • turned in his tracks, between the walls of sumach bushes--turned
  • himself as carefully as if he were a ship--and then stepped quickly but
  • cautiously along. When he emerged at the quarry he felt secure, and
  • so he picked up his nimble heels and flew. Down, down he sped, till he
  • reached the Welshman's. He banged at the door, and presently the heads
  • of the old man and his two stalwart sons were thrust from windows.
  • “What's the row there? Who's banging? What do you want?”
  • “Let me in--quick! I'll tell everything.”
  • “Why, who are you?”
  • “Huckleberry Finn--quick, let me in!”
  • “Huckleberry Finn, indeed! It ain't a name to open many doors, I judge!
  • But let him in, lads, and let's see what's the trouble.”
  • “Please don't ever tell I told you,” were Huck's first words when he got
  • in. “Please don't--I'd be killed, sure--but the widow's been good friends
  • to me sometimes, and I want to tell--I _will_ tell if you'll promise you
  • won't ever say it was me.”
  • “By George, he _has_ got something to tell, or he wouldn't act so!”
  • exclaimed the old man; “out with it and nobody here'll ever tell, lad.”
  • Three minutes later the old man and his sons, well armed, were up the
  • hill, and just entering the sumach path on tiptoe, their weapons in
  • their hands. Huck accompanied them no further. He hid behind a great
  • bowlder and fell to listening. There was a lagging, anxious silence, and
  • then all of a sudden there was an explosion of firearms and a cry.
  • Huck waited for no particulars. He sprang away and sped down the hill as
  • fast as his legs could carry him.
  • CHAPTER XXX
  • AS the earliest suspicion of dawn appeared on Sunday morning, Huck came
  • groping up the hill and rapped gently at the old Welshman's door. The
  • inmates were asleep, but it was a sleep that was set on a hair-trigger,
  • on account of the exciting episode of the night. A call came from a
  • window:
  • “Who's there!”
  • Huck's scared voice answered in a low tone:
  • “Please let me in! It's only Huck Finn!”
  • “It's a name that can open this door night or day, lad!--and welcome!”
  • These were strange words to the vagabond boy's ears, and the pleasantest
  • he had ever heard. He could not recollect that the closing word had ever
  • been applied in his case before. The door was quickly unlocked, and he
  • entered. Huck was given a seat and the old man and his brace of tall
  • sons speedily dressed themselves.
  • “Now, my boy, I hope you're good and hungry, because breakfast will be
  • ready as soon as the sun's up, and we'll have a piping hot one, too--make
  • yourself easy about that! I and the boys hoped you'd turn up and stop
  • here last night.”
  • “I was awful scared,” said Huck, “and I run. I took out when the pistols
  • went off, and I didn't stop for three mile. I've come now becuz I wanted
  • to know about it, you know; and I come before daylight becuz I didn't
  • want to run across them devils, even if they was dead.”
  • “Well, poor chap, you do look as if you'd had a hard night of it--but
  • there's a bed here for you when you've had your breakfast. No, they
  • ain't dead, lad--we are sorry enough for that. You see we knew right
  • where to put our hands on them, by your description; so we crept along
  • on tiptoe till we got within fifteen feet of them--dark as a cellar that
  • sumach path was--and just then I found I was going to sneeze. It was the
  • meanest kind of luck! I tried to keep it back, but no use--'twas bound to
  • come, and it did come! I was in the lead with my pistol raised, and when
  • the sneeze started those scoundrels a-rustling to get out of the path,
  • I sung out, 'Fire boys!' and blazed away at the place where the rustling
  • was. So did the boys. But they were off in a jiffy, those villains, and
  • we after them, down through the woods. I judge we never touched them.
  • They fired a shot apiece as they started, but their bullets whizzed by
  • and didn't do us any harm. As soon as we lost the sound of their feet
  • we quit chasing, and went down and stirred up the constables. They got a
  • posse together, and went off to guard the river bank, and as soon as it
  • is light the sheriff and a gang are going to beat up the woods. My boys
  • will be with them presently. I wish we had some sort of description of
  • those rascals--'twould help a good deal. But you couldn't see what they
  • were like, in the dark, lad, I suppose?”
  • “Oh yes; I saw them downtown and follered them.”
  • “Splendid! Describe them--describe them, my boy!”
  • “One's the old deaf and dumb Spaniard that's ben around here once or
  • twice, and t'other's a mean-looking, ragged--”
  • “That's enough, lad, we know the men! Happened on them in the woods back
  • of the widow's one day, and they slunk away. Off with you, boys, and
  • tell the sheriff--get your breakfast tomorrow morning!”
  • The Welshman's sons departed at once. As they were leaving the room Huck
  • sprang up and exclaimed:
  • “Oh, please don't tell _any_body it was me that blowed on them! Oh,
  • please!”
  • “All right if you say it, Huck, but you ought to have the credit of what
  • you did.”
  • “Oh no, no! Please don't tell!”
  • When the young men were gone, the old Welshman said:
  • “They won't tell--and I won't. But why don't you want it known?”
  • Huck would not explain, further than to say that he already knew too
  • much about one of those men and would not have the man know that he knew
  • anything against him for the whole world--he would be killed for knowing
  • it, sure.
  • The old man promised secrecy once more, and said:
  • “How did you come to follow these fellows, lad? Were they looking
  • suspicious?”
  • Huck was silent while he framed a duly cautious reply. Then he said:
  • “Well, you see, I'm a kind of a hard lot,--least everybody says so, and
  • I don't see nothing agin it--and sometimes I can't sleep much, on account
  • of thinking about it and sort of trying to strike out a new way of
  • doing. That was the way of it last night. I couldn't sleep, and so I
  • come along upstreet 'bout midnight, a-turning it all over, and when I
  • got to that old shackly brick store by the Temperance Tavern, I backed
  • up agin the wall to have another think. Well, just then along comes
  • these two chaps slipping along close by me, with something under their
  • arm, and I reckoned they'd stole it. One was a-smoking, and t'other one
  • wanted a light; so they stopped right before me and the cigars lit up
  • their faces and I see that the big one was the deaf and dumb Spaniard,
  • by his white whiskers and the patch on his eye, and t'other one was a
  • rusty, ragged-looking devil.”
  • “Could you see the rags by the light of the cigars?”
  • This staggered Huck for a moment. Then he said:
  • “Well, I don't know--but somehow it seems as if I did.”
  • “Then they went on, and you--”
  • “Follered 'em--yes. That was it. I wanted to see what was up--they sneaked
  • along so. I dogged 'em to the widder's stile, and stood in the dark and
  • heard the ragged one beg for the widder, and the Spaniard swear he'd
  • spile her looks just as I told you and your two--”
  • “What! The _deaf and dumb_ man said all that!”
  • Huck had made another terrible mistake! He was trying his best to keep
  • the old man from getting the faintest hint of who the Spaniard might be,
  • and yet his tongue seemed determined to get him into trouble in spite of
  • all he could do. He made several efforts to creep out of his scrape,
  • but the old man's eye was upon him and he made blunder after blunder.
  • Presently the Welshman said:
  • “My boy, don't be afraid of me. I wouldn't hurt a hair of your head for
  • all the world. No--I'd protect you--I'd protect you. This Spaniard is
  • not deaf and dumb; you've let that slip without intending it; you can't
  • cover that up now. You know something about that Spaniard that you want
  • to keep dark. Now trust me--tell me what it is, and trust me--I won't
  • betray you.”
  • Huck looked into the old man's honest eyes a moment, then bent over and
  • whispered in his ear:
  • “'Tain't a Spaniard--it's Injun Joe!”
  • The Welshman almost jumped out of his chair. In a moment he said:
  • “It's all plain enough, now. When you talked about notching ears and
  • slitting noses I judged that that was your own embellishment, because
  • white men don't take that sort of revenge. But an Injun! That's a
  • different matter altogether.”
  • During breakfast the talk went on, and in the course of it the old man
  • said that the last thing which he and his sons had done, before going
  • to bed, was to get a lantern and examine the stile and its vicinity for
  • marks of blood. They found none, but captured a bulky bundle of--
  • “Of _what_?”
  • If the words had been lightning they could not have leaped with a more
  • stunning suddenness from Huck's blanched lips. His eyes were staring
  • wide, now, and his breath suspended--waiting for the answer. The Welshman
  • started--stared in return--three seconds--five seconds--ten--then replied:
  • “Of burglar's tools. Why, what's the _matter_ with you?”
  • Huck sank back, panting gently, but deeply, unutterably grateful. The
  • Welshman eyed him gravely, curiously--and presently said:
  • “Yes, burglar's tools. That appears to relieve you a good deal. But what
  • did give you that turn? What were _you_ expecting we'd found?”
  • Huck was in a close place--the inquiring eye was upon him--he would have
  • given anything for material for a plausible answer--nothing suggested
  • itself--the inquiring eye was boring deeper and deeper--a senseless
  • reply offered--there was no time to weigh it, so at a venture he uttered
  • it--feebly:
  • “Sunday-school books, maybe.”
  • Poor Huck was too distressed to smile, but the old man laughed loud and
  • joyously, shook up the details of his anatomy from head to foot, and
  • ended by saying that such a laugh was money in a-man's pocket, because
  • it cut down the doctor's bill like everything. Then he added:
  • “Poor old chap, you're white and jaded--you ain't well a bit--no wonder
  • you're a little flighty and off your balance. But you'll come out of it.
  • Rest and sleep will fetch you out all right, I hope.”
  • Huck was irritated to think he had been such a goose and betrayed such
  • a suspicious excitement, for he had dropped the idea that the parcel
  • brought from the tavern was the treasure, as soon as he had heard the
  • talk at the widow's stile. He had only thought it was not the treasure,
  • however--he had not known that it wasn't--and so the suggestion of a
  • captured bundle was too much for his self-possession. But on the whole
  • he felt glad the little episode had happened, for now he knew beyond all
  • question that that bundle was not _the_ bundle, and so his mind was
  • at rest and exceedingly comfortable. In fact, everything seemed to be
  • drifting just in the right direction, now; the treasure must be still
  • in No. 2, the men would be captured and jailed that day, and he and
  • Tom could seize the gold that night without any trouble or any fear of
  • interruption.
  • Just as breakfast was completed there was a knock at the door. Huck
  • jumped for a hiding-place, for he had no mind to be connected even
  • remotely with the late event. The Welshman admitted several ladies and
  • gentlemen, among them the Widow Douglas, and noticed that groups of
  • citizens were climbing up the hill--to stare at the stile. So the news
  • had spread. The Welshman had to tell the story of the night to the
  • visitors. The widow's gratitude for her preservation was outspoken.
  • “Don't say a word about it, madam. There's another that you're more
  • beholden to than you are to me and my boys, maybe, but he don't allow me
  • to tell his name. We wouldn't have been there but for him.”
  • Of course this excited a curiosity so vast that it almost belittled the
  • main matter--but the Welshman allowed it to eat into the vitals of his
  • visitors, and through them be transmitted to the whole town, for he
  • refused to part with his secret. When all else had been learned, the
  • widow said:
  • “I went to sleep reading in bed and slept straight through all that
  • noise. Why didn't you come and wake me?”
  • “We judged it warn't worth while. Those fellows warn't likely to come
  • again--they hadn't any tools left to work with, and what was the use of
  • waking you up and scaring you to death? My three negro men stood guard
  • at your house all the rest of the night. They've just come back.”
  • More visitors came, and the story had to be told and retold for a couple
  • of hours more.
  • There was no Sabbath-school during day-school vacation, but everybody
  • was early at church. The stirring event was well canvassed. News came
  • that not a sign of the two villains had been yet discovered. When the
  • sermon was finished, Judge Thatcher's wife dropped alongside of Mrs.
  • Harper as she moved down the aisle with the crowd and said:
  • “Is my Becky going to sleep all day? I just expected she would be tired
  • to death.”
  • “Your Becky?”
  • “Yes,” with a startled look--“didn't she stay with you last night?”
  • “Why, no.”
  • Mrs. Thatcher turned pale, and sank into a pew, just as Aunt Polly,
  • talking briskly with a friend, passed by. Aunt Polly said:
  • “Goodmorning, Mrs. Thatcher. Goodmorning, Mrs. Harper. I've got a boy
  • that's turned up missing. I reckon my Tom stayed at your house last
  • night--one of you. And now he's afraid to come to church. I've got to
  • settle with him.”
  • Mrs. Thatcher shook her head feebly and turned paler than ever.
  • “He didn't stay with us,” said Mrs. Harper, beginning to look uneasy. A
  • marked anxiety came into Aunt Polly's face.
  • “Joe Harper, have you seen my Tom this morning?”
  • “No'm.”
  • “When did you see him last?”
  • Joe tried to remember, but was not sure he could say. The people had
  • stopped moving out of church. Whispers passed along, and a boding
  • uneasiness took possession of every countenance. Children were anxiously
  • questioned, and young teachers. They all said they had not noticed
  • whether Tom and Becky were on board the ferryboat on the homeward trip;
  • it was dark; no one thought of inquiring if any one was missing. One
  • young man finally blurted out his fear that they were still in the cave!
  • Mrs. Thatcher swooned away. Aunt Polly fell to crying and wringing her
  • hands.
  • The alarm swept from lip to lip, from group to group, from street to
  • street, and within five minutes the bells were wildly clanging and
  • the whole town was up! The Cardiff Hill episode sank into instant
  • insignificance, the burglars were forgotten, horses were saddled, skiffs
  • were manned, the ferryboat ordered out, and before the horror was half
  • an hour old, two hundred men were pouring down highroad and river toward
  • the cave.
  • All the long afternoon the village seemed empty and dead. Many women
  • visited Aunt Polly and Mrs. Thatcher and tried to comfort them. They
  • cried with them, too, and that was still better than words. All the
  • tedious night the town waited for news; but when the morning dawned at
  • last, all the word that came was, “Send more candles--and send food.”
  • Mrs. Thatcher was almost crazed; and Aunt Polly, also. Judge Thatcher
  • sent messages of hope and encouragement from the cave, but they conveyed
  • no real cheer.
  • The old Welshman came home toward daylight, spattered with
  • candle-grease, smeared with clay, and almost worn out. He found Huck
  • still in the bed that had been provided for him, and delirious with
  • fever. The physicians were all at the cave, so the Widow Douglas came
  • and took charge of the patient. She said she would do her best by him,
  • because, whether he was good, bad, or indifferent, he was the Lord's,
  • and nothing that was the Lord's was a thing to be neglected. The
  • Welshman said Huck had good spots in him, and the widow said:
  • “You can depend on it. That's the Lord's mark. He don't leave it off.
  • He never does. Puts it somewhere on every creature that comes from his
  • hands.”
  • Early in the forenoon parties of jaded men began to straggle into the
  • village, but the strongest of the citizens continued searching. All the
  • news that could be gained was that remotenesses of the cavern were being
  • ransacked that had never been visited before; that every corner and
  • crevice was going to be thoroughly searched; that wherever one wandered
  • through the maze of passages, lights were to be seen flitting hither
  • and thither in the distance, and shoutings and pistol-shots sent their
  • hollow reverberations to the ear down the sombre aisles. In one place,
  • far from the section usually traversed by tourists, the names “BECKY &
  • TOM” had been found traced upon the rocky wall with candle-smoke, and
  • near at hand a grease-soiled bit of ribbon. Mrs. Thatcher recognized the
  • ribbon and cried over it. She said it was the last relic she should ever
  • have of her child; and that no other memorial of her could ever be so
  • precious, because this one parted latest from the living body before the
  • awful death came. Some said that now and then, in the cave, a far-away
  • speck of light would glimmer, and then a glorious shout would burst
  • forth and a score of men go trooping down the echoing aisle--and then a
  • sickening disappointment always followed; the children were not there;
  • it was only a searcher's light.
  • Three dreadful days and nights dragged their tedious hours along, and
  • the village sank into a hopeless stupor. No one had heart for anything.
  • The accidental discovery, just made, that the proprietor of the
  • Temperance Tavern kept liquor on his premises, scarcely fluttered the
  • public pulse, tremendous as the fact was. In a lucid interval, Huck
  • feebly led up to the subject of taverns, and finally asked--dimly
  • dreading the worst--if anything had been discovered at the Temperance
  • Tavern since he had been ill.
  • “Yes,” said the widow.
  • Huck started up in bed, wildeyed:
  • “What? What was it?”
  • “Liquor!--and the place has been shut up. Lie down, child--what a turn you
  • did give me!”
  • “Only tell me just one thing--only just one--please! Was it Tom Sawyer
  • that found it?”
  • The widow burst into tears. “Hush, hush, child, hush! I've told you
  • before, you must _not_ talk. You are very, very sick!”
  • Then nothing but liquor had been found; there would have been a great
  • powwow if it had been the gold. So the treasure was gone forever--gone
  • forever! But what could she be crying about? Curious that she should
  • cry.
  • These thoughts worked their dim way through Huck's mind, and under the
  • weariness they gave him he fell asleep. The widow said to herself:
  • “There--he's asleep, poor wreck. Tom Sawyer find it! Pity but somebody
  • could find Tom Sawyer! Ah, there ain't many left, now, that's got hope
  • enough, or strength enough, either, to go on searching.”
  • CHAPTER XXXI
  • NOW to return to Tom and Becky's share in the picnic. They tripped along
  • the murky aisles with the rest of the company, visiting the familiar
  • wonders of the cave--wonders dubbed with rather over-descriptive names,
  • such as “The Drawing-Room,” “The Cathedral,” “Aladdin's Palace,” and
  • so on. Presently the hide-and-seek frolicking began, and Tom and Becky
  • engaged in it with zeal until the exertion began to grow a trifle
  • wearisome; then they wandered down a sinuous avenue holding their
  • candles aloft and reading the tangled webwork of names, dates,
  • postoffice addresses, and mottoes with which the rocky walls had been
  • frescoed (in candle-smoke). Still drifting along and talking, they
  • scarcely noticed that they were now in a part of the cave whose walls
  • were not frescoed. They smoked their own names under an overhanging
  • shelf and moved on. Presently they came to a place where a little stream
  • of water, trickling over a ledge and carrying a limestone sediment with
  • it, had, in the slow-dragging ages, formed a laced and ruffled Niagara
  • in gleaming and imperishable stone. Tom squeezed his small body behind
  • it in order to illuminate it for Becky's gratification. He found that
  • it curtained a sort of steep natural stairway which was enclosed between
  • narrow walls, and at once the ambition to be a discoverer seized him.
  • Becky responded to his call, and they made a smoke-mark for future
  • guidance, and started upon their quest. They wound this way and that,
  • far down into the secret depths of the cave, made another mark, and
  • branched off in search of novelties to tell the upper world about. In
  • one place they found a spacious cavern, from whose ceiling depended a
  • multitude of shining stalactites of the length and circumference of
  • a man's leg; they walked all about it, wondering and admiring, and
  • presently left it by one of the numerous passages that opened into
  • it. This shortly brought them to a bewitching spring, whose basin was
  • incrusted with a frostwork of glittering crystals; it was in the midst
  • of a cavern whose walls were supported by many fantastic pillars which
  • had been formed by the joining of great stalactites and stalagmites
  • together, the result of the ceaseless water-drip of centuries. Under the
  • roof vast knots of bats had packed themselves together, thousands in a
  • bunch; the lights disturbed the creatures and they came flocking down by
  • hundreds, squeaking and darting furiously at the candles. Tom knew their
  • ways and the danger of this sort of conduct. He seized Becky's hand and
  • hurried her into the first corridor that offered; and none too soon, for
  • a bat struck Becky's light out with its wing while she was passing out
  • of the cavern. The bats chased the children a good distance; but the
  • fugitives plunged into every new passage that offered, and at last got
  • rid of the perilous things. Tom found a subterranean lake, shortly,
  • which stretched its dim length away until its shape was lost in the
  • shadows. He wanted to explore its borders, but concluded that it would
  • be best to sit down and rest awhile, first. Now, for the first time, the
  • deep stillness of the place laid a clammy hand upon the spirits of the
  • children. Becky said:
  • “Why, I didn't notice, but it seems ever so long since I heard any of
  • the others.”
  • “Come to think, Becky, we are away down below them--and I don't know how
  • far away north, or south, or east, or whichever it is. We couldn't hear
  • them here.”
  • Becky grew apprehensive.
  • “I wonder how long we've been down here, Tom? We better start back.”
  • “Yes, I reckon we better. P'raps we better.”
  • “Can you find the way, Tom? It's all a mixed-up crookedness to me.”
  • “I reckon I could find it--but then the bats. If they put our candles
  • out it will be an awful fix. Let's try some other way, so as not to go
  • through there.”
  • “Well. But I hope we won't get lost. It would be so awful!” and the girl
  • shuddered at the thought of the dreadful possibilities.
  • They started through a corridor, and traversed it in silence a long
  • way, glancing at each new opening, to see if there was anything familiar
  • about the look of it; but they were all strange. Every time Tom made an
  • examination, Becky would watch his face for an encouraging sign, and he
  • would say cheerily:
  • “Oh, it's all right. This ain't the one, but we'll come to it right
  • away!”
  • But he felt less and less hopeful with each failure, and presently began
  • to turn off into diverging avenues at sheer random, in desperate hope of
  • finding the one that was wanted. He still said it was “all right,” but
  • there was such a leaden dread at his heart that the words had lost their
  • ring and sounded just as if he had said, “All is lost!” Becky clung to
  • his side in an anguish of fear, and tried hard to keep back the tears,
  • but they would come. At last she said:
  • “Oh, Tom, never mind the bats, let's go back that way! We seem to get
  • worse and worse off all the time.”
  • “Listen!” said he.
  • Profound silence; silence so deep that even their breathings were
  • conspicuous in the hush. Tom shouted. The call went echoing down
  • the empty aisles and died out in the distance in a faint sound that
  • resembled a ripple of mocking laughter.
  • “Oh, don't do it again, Tom, it is too horrid,” said Becky.
  • “It is horrid, but I better, Becky; they might hear us, you know,” and
  • he shouted again.
  • The “might” was even a chillier horror than the ghostly laughter, it so
  • confessed a perishing hope. The children stood still and listened; but
  • there was no result. Tom turned upon the back track at once, and hurried
  • his steps. It was but a little while before a certain indecision in his
  • manner revealed another fearful fact to Becky--he could not find his way
  • back!
  • “Oh, Tom, you didn't make any marks!”
  • “Becky, I was such a fool! Such a fool! I never thought we might want to
  • come back! No--I can't find the way. It's all mixed up.”
  • “Tom, Tom, we're lost! we're lost! We never can get out of this awful
  • place! Oh, why _did_ we ever leave the others!”
  • She sank to the ground and burst into such a frenzy of crying that Tom
  • was appalled with the idea that she might die, or lose her reason. He
  • sat down by her and put his arms around her; she buried her face in
  • his bosom, she clung to him, she poured out her terrors, her unavailing
  • regrets, and the far echoes turned them all to jeering laughter. Tom
  • begged her to pluck up hope again, and she said she could not. He fell
  • to blaming and abusing himself for getting her into this miserable
  • situation; this had a better effect. She said she would try to hope
  • again, she would get up and follow wherever he might lead if only he
  • would not talk like that any more. For he was no more to blame than she,
  • she said.
  • So they moved on again--aimlessly--simply at random--all they could do
  • was to move, keep moving. For a little while, hope made a show of
  • reviving--not with any reason to back it, but only because it is its
  • nature to revive when the spring has not been taken out of it by age and
  • familiarity with failure.
  • By-and-by Tom took Becky's candle and blew it out. This economy meant so
  • much! Words were not needed. Becky understood, and her hope died again.
  • She knew that Tom had a whole candle and three or four pieces in his
  • pockets--yet he must economize.
  • By-and-by, fatigue began to assert its claims; the children tried to pay
  • attention, for it was dreadful to think of sitting down when time was
  • grown to be so precious, moving, in some direction, in any direction,
  • was at least progress and might bear fruit; but to sit down was to
  • invite death and shorten its pursuit.
  • At last Becky's frail limbs refused to carry her farther. She sat down.
  • Tom rested with her, and they talked of home, and the friends there,
  • and the comfortable beds and, above all, the light! Becky cried, and Tom
  • tried to think of some way of comforting her, but all his encouragements
  • were grown thread-bare with use, and sounded like sarcasms. Fatigue bore
  • so heavily upon Becky that she drowsed off to sleep. Tom was grateful.
  • He sat looking into her drawn face and saw it grow smooth and natural
  • under the influence of pleasant dreams; and by-and-by a smile dawned and
  • rested there. The peaceful face reflected somewhat of peace and healing
  • into his own spirit, and his thoughts wandered away to bygone times and
  • dreamy memories. While he was deep in his musings, Becky woke up with a
  • breezy little laugh--but it was stricken dead upon her lips, and a groan
  • followed it.
  • “Oh, how _could_ I sleep! I wish I never, never had waked! No! No, I
  • don't, Tom! Don't look so! I won't say it again.”
  • “I'm glad you've slept, Becky; you'll feel rested, now, and we'll find
  • the way out.”
  • “We can try, Tom; but I've seen such a beautiful country in my dream. I
  • reckon we are going there.”
  • “Maybe not, maybe not. Cheer up, Becky, and let's go on trying.”
  • They rose up and wandered along, hand in hand and hopeless. They tried
  • to estimate how long they had been in the cave, but all they knew was
  • that it seemed days and weeks, and yet it was plain that this could not
  • be, for their candles were not gone yet. A long time after this--they
  • could not tell how long--Tom said they must go softly and listen for
  • dripping water--they must find a spring. They found one presently, and
  • Tom said it was time to rest again. Both were cruelly tired, yet Becky
  • said she thought she could go a little farther. She was surprised to
  • hear Tom dissent. She could not understand it. They sat down, and Tom
  • fastened his candle to the wall in front of them with some clay. Thought
  • was soon busy; nothing was said for some time. Then Becky broke the
  • silence:
  • “Tom, I am so hungry!”
  • Tom took something out of his pocket.
  • “Do you remember this?” said he.
  • Becky almost smiled.
  • “It's our wedding-cake, Tom.”
  • “Yes--I wish it was as big as a barrel, for it's all we've got.”
  • “I saved it from the picnic for us to dream on, Tom, the way grownup
  • people do with wedding-cake--but it'll be our--”
  • She dropped the sentence where it was. Tom divided the cake and Becky
  • ate with good appetite, while Tom nibbled at his moiety. There was
  • abundance of cold water to finish the feast with. By-and-by Becky
  • suggested that they move on again. Tom was silent a moment. Then he
  • said:
  • “Becky, can you bear it if I tell you something?”
  • Becky's face paled, but she thought she could.
  • “Well, then, Becky, we must stay here, where there's water to drink.
  • That little piece is our last candle!”
  • Becky gave loose to tears and wailings. Tom did what he could to comfort
  • her, but with little effect. At length Becky said:
  • “Tom!”
  • “Well, Becky?”
  • “They'll miss us and hunt for us!”
  • “Yes, they will! Certainly they will!”
  • “Maybe they're hunting for us now, Tom.”
  • “Why, I reckon maybe they are. I hope they are.”
  • “When would they miss us, Tom?”
  • “When they get back to the boat, I reckon.”
  • “Tom, it might be dark then--would they notice we hadn't come?”
  • “I don't know. But anyway, your mother would miss you as soon as they
  • got home.”
  • A frightened look in Becky's face brought Tom to his senses and he saw
  • that he had made a blunder. Becky was not to have gone home that night!
  • The children became silent and thoughtful. In a moment a new burst of
  • grief from Becky showed Tom that the thing in his mind had struck hers
  • also--that the Sabbath morning might be half spent before Mrs. Thatcher
  • discovered that Becky was not at Mrs. Harper's.
  • The children fastened their eyes upon their bit of candle and watched it
  • melt slowly and pitilessly away; saw the half inch of wick stand alone
  • at last; saw the feeble flame rise and fall, climb the thin column of
  • smoke, linger at its top a moment, and then--the horror of utter darkness
  • reigned!
  • How long afterward it was that Becky came to a slow consciousness that
  • she was crying in Tom's arms, neither could tell. All that they knew
  • was, that after what seemed a mighty stretch of time, both awoke out of
  • a dead stupor of sleep and resumed their miseries once more. Tom said
  • it might be Sunday, now--maybe Monday. He tried to get Becky to talk, but
  • her sorrows were too oppressive, all her hopes were gone. Tom said that
  • they must have been missed long ago, and no doubt the search was going
  • on. He would shout and maybe some one would come. He tried it; but in
  • the darkness the distant echoes sounded so hideously that he tried it no
  • more.
  • The hours wasted away, and hunger came to torment the captives again. A
  • portion of Tom's half of the cake was left; they divided and ate it. But
  • they seemed hungrier than before. The poor morsel of food only whetted
  • desire.
  • By-and-by Tom said:
  • “SH! Did you hear that?”
  • Both held their breath and listened. There was a sound like the
  • faintest, far-off shout. Instantly Tom answered it, and leading Becky by
  • the hand, started groping down the corridor in its direction. Presently
  • he listened again; again the sound was heard, and apparently a little
  • nearer.
  • “It's them!” said Tom; “they're coming! Come along, Becky--we're all
  • right now!”
  • The joy of the prisoners was almost overwhelming. Their speed was slow,
  • however, because pitfalls were somewhat common, and had to be guarded
  • against. They shortly came to one and had to stop. It might be three
  • feet deep, it might be a hundred--there was no passing it at any rate.
  • Tom got down on his breast and reached as far down as he could. No
  • bottom. They must stay there and wait until the searchers came. They
  • listened; evidently the distant shoutings were growing more distant!
  • a moment or two more and they had gone altogether. The heart-sinking
  • misery of it! Tom whooped until he was hoarse, but it was of no use. He
  • talked hopefully to Becky; but an age of anxious waiting passed and no
  • sounds came again.
  • The children groped their way back to the spring. The weary time dragged
  • on; they slept again, and awoke famished and woe-stricken. Tom believed
  • it must be Tuesday by this time.
  • Now an idea struck him. There were some side passages near at hand. It
  • would be better to explore some of these than bear the weight of the
  • heavy time in idleness. He took a kite-line from his pocket, tied it to
  • a projection, and he and Becky started, Tom in the lead, unwinding the
  • line as he groped along. At the end of twenty steps the corridor ended
  • in a “jumping-off place.” Tom got down on his knees and felt below,
  • and then as far around the corner as he could reach with his hands
  • conveniently; he made an effort to stretch yet a little farther to the
  • right, and at that moment, not twenty yards away, a human hand, holding
  • a candle, appeared from behind a rock! Tom lifted up a glorious shout,
  • and instantly that hand was followed by the body it belonged to--Injun
  • Joe's! Tom was paralyzed; he could not move. He was vastly gratified the
  • next moment, to see the “Spaniard” take to his heels and get himself out
  • of sight. Tom wondered that Joe had not recognized his voice and come
  • over and killed him for testifying in court. But the echoes must have
  • disguised the voice. Without doubt, that was it, he reasoned. Tom's
  • fright weakened every muscle in his body. He said to himself that if he
  • had strength enough to get back to the spring he would stay there, and
  • nothing should tempt him to run the risk of meeting Injun Joe again. He
  • was careful to keep from Becky what it was he had seen. He told her he
  • had only shouted “for luck.”
  • But hunger and wretchedness rise superior to fears in the long run.
  • Another tedious wait at the spring and another long sleep brought
  • changes. The children awoke tortured with a raging hunger. Tom believed
  • that it must be Wednesday or Thursday or even Friday or Saturday, now,
  • and that the search had been given over. He proposed to explore another
  • passage. He felt willing to risk Injun Joe and all other terrors. But
  • Becky was very weak. She had sunk into a dreary apathy and would not be
  • roused. She said she would wait, now, where she was, and die--it would
  • not be long. She told Tom to go with the kite-line and explore if he
  • chose; but she implored him to come back every little while and speak
  • to her; and she made him promise that when the awful time came, he would
  • stay by her and hold her hand until all was over.
  • Tom kissed her, with a choking sensation in his throat, and made a show
  • of being confident of finding the searchers or an escape from the cave;
  • then he took the kite-line in his hand and went groping down one of the
  • passages on his hands and knees, distressed with hunger and sick with
  • bodings of coming doom.
  • CHAPTER XXXII
  • TUESDAY afternoon came, and waned to the twilight. The village of St.
  • Petersburg still mourned. The lost children had not been found. Public
  • prayers had been offered up for them, and many and many a private prayer
  • that had the petitioner's whole heart in it; but still no good news came
  • from the cave. The majority of the searchers had given up the quest
  • and gone back to their daily avocations, saying that it was plain the
  • children could never be found. Mrs. Thatcher was very ill, and a great
  • part of the time delirious. People said it was heartbreaking to hear her
  • call her child, and raise her head and listen a whole minute at a time,
  • then lay it wearily down again with a moan. Aunt Polly had drooped into
  • a settled melancholy, and her gray hair had grown almost white. The
  • village went to its rest on Tuesday night, sad and forlorn.
  • Away in the middle of the night a wild peal burst from the village
  • bells, and in a moment the streets were swarming with frantic half-clad
  • people, who shouted, “Turn out! turn out! they're found! they're found!”
  • Tin pans and horns were added to the din, the population massed itself
  • and moved toward the river, met the children coming in an open carriage
  • drawn by shouting citizens, thronged around it, joined its homeward
  • march, and swept magnificently up the main street roaring huzzah after
  • huzzah!
  • The village was illuminated; nobody went to bed again; it was the
  • greatest night the little town had ever seen. During the first half-hour
  • a procession of villagers filed through Judge Thatcher's house, seized
  • the saved ones and kissed them, squeezed Mrs. Thatcher's hand, tried to
  • speak but couldn't--and drifted out raining tears all over the place.
  • Aunt Polly's happiness was complete, and Mrs. Thatcher's nearly so. It
  • would be complete, however, as soon as the messenger dispatched with the
  • great news to the cave should get the word to her husband. Tom lay upon
  • a sofa with an eager auditory about him and told the history of the
  • wonderful adventure, putting in many striking additions to adorn it
  • withal; and closed with a description of how he left Becky and went
  • on an exploring expedition; how he followed two avenues as far as his
  • kite-line would reach; how he followed a third to the fullest stretch
  • of the kite-line, and was about to turn back when he glimpsed a far-off
  • speck that looked like daylight; dropped the line and groped toward it,
  • pushed his head and shoulders through a small hole, and saw the broad
  • Mississippi rolling by!
  • And if it had only happened to be night he would not have seen that
  • speck of daylight and would not have explored that passage any more! He
  • told how he went back for Becky and broke the good news and she told
  • him not to fret her with such stuff, for she was tired, and knew she was
  • going to die, and wanted to. He described how he labored with her and
  • convinced her; and how she almost died for joy when she had groped to
  • where she actually saw the blue speck of daylight; how he pushed his way
  • out at the hole and then helped her out; how they sat there and cried
  • for gladness; how some men came along in a skiff and Tom hailed them
  • and told them their situation and their famished condition; how the men
  • didn't believe the wild tale at first, “because,” said they, “you are
  • five miles down the river below the valley the cave is in”--then took
  • them aboard, rowed to a house, gave them supper, made them rest till two
  • or three hours after dark and then brought them home.
  • Before day-dawn, Judge Thatcher and the handful of searchers with him
  • were tracked out, in the cave, by the twine clews they had strung behind
  • them, and informed of the great news.
  • Three days and nights of toil and hunger in the cave were not to
  • be shaken off at once, as Tom and Becky soon discovered. They were
  • bedridden all of Wednesday and Thursday, and seemed to grow more and
  • more tired and worn, all the time. Tom got about, a little, on Thursday,
  • was downtown Friday, and nearly as whole as ever Saturday; but Becky
  • did not leave her room until Sunday, and then she looked as if she had
  • passed through a wasting illness.
  • Tom learned of Huck's sickness and went to see him on Friday, but could
  • not be admitted to the bedroom; neither could he on Saturday or Sunday.
  • He was admitted daily after that, but was warned to keep still about his
  • adventure and introduce no exciting topic. The Widow Douglas stayed by
  • to see that he obeyed. At home Tom learned of the Cardiff Hill event;
  • also that the “ragged man's” body had eventually been found in the river
  • near the ferry-landing; he had been drowned while trying to escape,
  • perhaps.
  • About a fortnight after Tom's rescue from the cave, he started off to
  • visit Huck, who had grown plenty strong enough, now, to hear exciting
  • talk, and Tom had some that would interest him, he thought. Judge
  • Thatcher's house was on Tom's way, and he stopped to see Becky. The
  • Judge and some friends set Tom to talking, and some one asked him
  • ironically if he wouldn't like to go to the cave again. Tom said he
  • thought he wouldn't mind it. The Judge said:
  • “Well, there are others just like you, Tom, I've not the least doubt.
  • But we have taken care of that. Nobody will get lost in that cave any
  • more.”
  • “Why?”
  • “Because I had its big door sheathed with boiler iron two weeks ago, and
  • triple-locked--and I've got the keys.”
  • Tom turned as white as a sheet.
  • “What's the matter, boy! Here, run, somebody! Fetch a glass of water!”
  • The water was brought and thrown into Tom's face.
  • “Ah, now you're all right. What was the matter with you, Tom?”
  • “Oh, Judge, Injun Joe's in the cave!”
  • CHAPTER XXXIII
  • WITHIN a few minutes the news had spread, and a dozen skiff-loads of
  • men were on their way to McDougal's cave, and the ferryboat, well filled
  • with passengers, soon followed. Tom Sawyer was in the skiff that bore
  • Judge Thatcher.
  • When the cave door was unlocked, a sorrowful sight presented itself in
  • the dim twilight of the place. Injun Joe lay stretched upon the ground,
  • dead, with his face close to the crack of the door, as if his longing
  • eyes had been fixed, to the latest moment, upon the light and the cheer
  • of the free world outside. Tom was touched, for he knew by his own
  • experience how this wretch had suffered. His pity was moved, but
  • nevertheless he felt an abounding sense of relief and security, now,
  • which revealed to him in a degree which he had not fully appreciated
  • before how vast a weight of dread had been lying upon him since the day
  • he lifted his voice against this bloody-minded outcast.
  • Injun Joe's bowie-knife lay close by, its blade broken in two. The great
  • foundation-beam of the door had been chipped and hacked through, with
  • tedious labor; useless labor, too, it was, for the native rock formed a
  • sill outside it, and upon that stubborn material the knife had wrought
  • no effect; the only damage done was to the knife itself. But if there
  • had been no stony obstruction there the labor would have been useless
  • still, for if the beam had been wholly cut away Injun Joe could not have
  • squeezed his body under the door, and he knew it. So he had only hacked
  • that place in order to be doing something--in order to pass the weary
  • time--in order to employ his tortured faculties. Ordinarily one could
  • find half a dozen bits of candle stuck around in the crevices of this
  • vestibule, left there by tourists; but there were none now. The prisoner
  • had searched them out and eaten them. He had also contrived to catch a
  • few bats, and these, also, he had eaten, leaving only their claws. The
  • poor unfortunate had starved to death. In one place, near at hand, a
  • stalagmite had been slowly growing up from the ground for ages, builded
  • by the water-drip from a stalactite overhead. The captive had broken off
  • the stalagmite, and upon the stump had placed a stone, wherein he had
  • scooped a shallow hollow to catch the precious drop that fell once
  • in every three minutes with the dreary regularity of a clock-tick--a
  • dessertspoonful once in four and twenty hours. That drop was falling
  • when the Pyramids were new; when Troy fell; when the foundations of Rome
  • were laid; when Christ was crucified; when the Conqueror created the
  • British empire; when Columbus sailed; when the massacre at Lexington was
  • “news.”
  • It is falling now; it will still be falling when all these things shall
  • have sunk down the afternoon of history, and the twilight of tradition,
  • and been swallowed up in the thick night of oblivion. Has everything a
  • purpose and a mission? Did this drop fall patiently during five thousand
  • years to be ready for this flitting human insect's need? and has it
  • another important object to accomplish ten thousand years to come? No
  • matter. It is many and many a year since the hapless half-breed scooped
  • out the stone to catch the priceless drops, but to this day the tourist
  • stares longest at that pathetic stone and that slow-dropping water when
  • he comes to see the wonders of McDougal's cave. Injun Joe's cup stands
  • first in the list of the cavern's marvels; even “Aladdin's Palace”
  • cannot rival it.
  • Injun Joe was buried near the mouth of the cave; and people flocked
  • there in boats and wagons from the towns and from all the farms and
  • hamlets for seven miles around; they brought their children, and
  • all sorts of provisions, and confessed that they had had almost as
  • satisfactory a time at the funeral as they could have had at the
  • hanging.
  • This funeral stopped the further growth of one thing--the petition to the
  • governor for Injun Joe's pardon. The petition had been largely signed;
  • many tearful and eloquent meetings had been held, and a committee of
  • sappy women been appointed to go in deep mourning and wail around the
  • governor, and implore him to be a merciful ass and trample his duty
  • under foot. Injun Joe was believed to have killed five citizens of the
  • village, but what of that? If he had been Satan himself there would
  • have been plenty of weaklings ready to scribble their names to a
  • pardon-petition, and drip a tear on it from their permanently impaired
  • and leaky water-works.
  • The morning after the funeral Tom took Huck to a private place to have
  • an important talk. Huck had learned all about Tom's adventure from the
  • Welshman and the Widow Douglas, by this time, but Tom said he reckoned
  • there was one thing they had not told him; that thing was what he wanted
  • to talk about now. Huck's face saddened. He said:
  • “I know what it is. You got into No. 2 and never found anything but
  • whiskey. Nobody told me it was you; but I just knowed it must 'a' ben
  • you, soon as I heard 'bout that whiskey business; and I knowed you
  • hadn't got the money becuz you'd 'a' got at me some way or other and
  • told me even if you was mum to everybody else. Tom, something's always
  • told me we'd never get holt of that swag.”
  • “Why, Huck, I never told on that tavern-keeper. _You_ know his tavern
  • was all right the Saturday I went to the picnic. Don't you remember you
  • was to watch there that night?”
  • “Oh yes! Why, it seems 'bout a year ago. It was that very night that I
  • follered Injun Joe to the widder's.”
  • “_You_ followed him?”
  • “Yes--but you keep mum. I reckon Injun Joe's left friends behind him, and
  • I don't want 'em souring on me and doing me mean tricks. If it hadn't
  • ben for me he'd be down in Texas now, all right.”
  • Then Huck told his entire adventure in confidence to Tom, who had only
  • heard of the Welshman's part of it before.
  • “Well,” said Huck, presently, coming back to the main question, “whoever
  • nipped the whiskey in No. 2, nipped the money, too, I reckon--anyways
  • it's a goner for us, Tom.”
  • “Huck, that money wasn't ever in No. 2!”
  • “What!” Huck searched his comrade's face keenly. “Tom, have you got on
  • the track of that money again?”
  • “Huck, it's in the cave!”
  • Huck's eyes blazed.
  • “Say it again, Tom.”
  • “The money's in the cave!”
  • “Tom--honest injun, now--is it fun, or earnest?”
  • “Earnest, Huck--just as earnest as ever I was in my life. Will you go in
  • there with me and help get it out?”
  • “I bet I will! I will if it's where we can blaze our way to it and not
  • get lost.”
  • “Huck, we can do that without the least little bit of trouble in the
  • world.”
  • “Good as wheat! What makes you think the money's--”
  • “Huck, you just wait till we get in there. If we don't find it I'll
  • agree to give you my drum and every thing I've got in the world. I will,
  • by jings.”
  • “All right--it's a whiz. When do you say?”
  • “Right now, if you say it. Are you strong enough?”
  • “Is it far in the cave? I ben on my pins a little, three or four days,
  • now, but I can't walk more'n a mile, Tom--least I don't think I could.”
  • “It's about five mile into there the way anybody but me would go, Huck,
  • but there's a mighty short cut that they don't anybody but me know
  • about. Huck, I'll take you right to it in a skiff. I'll float the skiff
  • down there, and I'll pull it back again all by myself. You needn't ever
  • turn your hand over.”
  • “Less start right off, Tom.”
  • “All right. We want some bread and meat, and our pipes, and a little
  • bag or two, and two or three kite-strings, and some of these new-fangled
  • things they call lucifer matches. I tell you, many's the time I wished I
  • had some when I was in there before.”
  • A trifle after noon the boys borrowed a small skiff from a citizen who
  • was absent, and got under way at once. When they were several miles
  • below “Cave Hollow,” Tom said:
  • “Now you see this bluff here looks all alike all the way down from the
  • cave hollow--no houses, no wood-yards, bushes all alike. But do you see
  • that white place up yonder where there's been a landslide? Well, that's
  • one of my marks. We'll get ashore, now.”
  • They landed.
  • “Now, Huck, where we're a-standing you could touch that hole I got out
  • of with a fishing-pole. See if you can find it.”
  • Huck searched all the place about, and found nothing. Tom proudly
  • marched into a thick clump of sumach bushes and said:
  • “Here you are! Look at it, Huck; it's the snuggest hole in this country.
  • You just keep mum about it. All along I've been wanting to be a robber,
  • but I knew I'd got to have a thing like this, and where to run across
  • it was the bother. We've got it now, and we'll keep it quiet, only we'll
  • let Joe Harper and Ben Rogers in--because of course there's got to be a
  • Gang, or else there wouldn't be any style about it. Tom Sawyer's Gang--it
  • sounds splendid, don't it, Huck?”
  • “Well, it just does, Tom. And who'll we rob?”
  • “Oh, most anybody. Waylay people--that's mostly the way.”
  • “And kill them?”
  • “No, not always. Hive them in the cave till they raise a ransom.”
  • “What's a ransom?”
  • “Money. You make them raise all they can, off'n their friends; and after
  • you've kept them a year, if it ain't raised then you kill them. That's
  • the general way. Only you don't kill the women. You shut up the women,
  • but you don't kill them. They're always beautiful and rich, and awfully
  • scared. You take their watches and things, but you always take your hat
  • off and talk polite. They ain't anybody as polite as robbers--you'll see
  • that in any book. Well, the women get to loving you, and after they've
  • been in the cave a week or two weeks they stop crying and after that
  • you couldn't get them to leave. If you drove them out they'd turn right
  • around and come back. It's so in all the books.”
  • “Why, it's real bully, Tom. I believe it's better'n to be a pirate.”
  • “Yes, it's better in some ways, because it's close to home and circuses
  • and all that.”
  • By this time everything was ready and the boys entered the hole, Tom in
  • the lead. They toiled their way to the farther end of the tunnel, then
  • made their spliced kite-strings fast and moved on. A few steps brought
  • them to the spring, and Tom felt a shudder quiver all through him.
  • He showed Huck the fragment of candle-wick perched on a lump of clay
  • against the wall, and described how he and Becky had watched the flame
  • struggle and expire.
  • The boys began to quiet down to whispers, now, for the stillness and
  • gloom of the place oppressed their spirits. They went on, and presently
  • entered and followed Tom's other corridor until they reached the
  • “jumping-off place.” The candles revealed the fact that it was not
  • really a precipice, but only a steep clay hill twenty or thirty feet
  • high. Tom whispered:
  • “Now I'll show you something, Huck.”
  • He held his candle aloft and said:
  • “Look as far around the corner as you can. Do you see that? There--on the
  • big rock over yonder--done with candle-smoke.”
  • “Tom, it's a _cross_!”
  • “_Now_ where's your Number Two? '_under the cross_,' hey? Right yonder's
  • where I saw Injun Joe poke up his candle, Huck!”
  • Huck stared at the mystic sign awhile, and then said with a shaky voice:
  • “Tom, less git out of here!”
  • “What! and leave the treasure?”
  • “Yes--leave it. Injun Joe's ghost is round about there, certain.”
  • “No it ain't, Huck, no it ain't. It would ha'nt the place where he
  • died--away out at the mouth of the cave--five mile from here.”
  • “No, Tom, it wouldn't. It would hang round the money. I know the ways of
  • ghosts, and so do you.”
  • Tom began to fear that Huck was right. Mis-givings gathered in his mind.
  • But presently an idea occurred to him--
  • “Lookyhere, Huck, what fools we're making of ourselves! Injun Joe's
  • ghost ain't a going to come around where there's a cross!”
  • The point was well taken. It had its effect.
  • “Tom, I didn't think of that. But that's so. It's luck for us, that
  • cross is. I reckon we'll climb down there and have a hunt for that box.”
  • Tom went first, cutting rude steps in the clay hill as he descended.
  • Huck followed. Four avenues opened out of the small cavern which the
  • great rock stood in. The boys examined three of them with no result.
  • They found a small recess in the one nearest the base of the rock, with
  • a pallet of blankets spread down in it; also an old suspender, some
  • bacon rind, and the well-gnawed bones of two or three fowls. But there
  • was no moneybox. The lads searched and researched this place, but in
  • vain. Tom said:
  • “He said _under_ the cross. Well, this comes nearest to being under the
  • cross. It can't be under the rock itself, because that sets solid on the
  • ground.”
  • They searched everywhere once more, and then sat down discouraged. Huck
  • could suggest nothing. By-and-by Tom said:
  • “Lookyhere, Huck, there's footprints and some candle-grease on the clay
  • about one side of this rock, but not on the other sides. Now, what's
  • that for? I bet you the money _is_ under the rock. I'm going to dig in
  • the clay.”
  • “That ain't no bad notion, Tom!” said Huck with animation.
  • Tom's “real Barlow” was out at once, and he had not dug four inches
  • before he struck wood.
  • “Hey, Huck!--you hear that?”
  • Huck began to dig and scratch now. Some boards were soon uncovered and
  • removed. They had concealed a natural chasm which led under the rock.
  • Tom got into this and held his candle as far under the rock as he
  • could, but said he could not see to the end of the rift. He proposed
  • to explore. He stooped and passed under; the narrow way descended
  • gradually. He followed its winding course, first to the right, then to
  • the left, Huck at his heels. Tom turned a short curve, by-and-by, and
  • exclaimed:
  • “My goodness, Huck, lookyhere!”
  • It was the treasure-box, sure enough, occupying a snug little cavern,
  • along with an empty powder-keg, a couple of guns in leather cases, two
  • or three pairs of old moccasins, a leather belt, and some other rubbish
  • well soaked with the water-drip.
  • “Got it at last!” said Huck, ploughing among the tarnished coins with
  • his hand. “My, but we're rich, Tom!”
  • “Huck, I always reckoned we'd get it. It's just too good to believe, but
  • we _have_ got it, sure! Say--let's not fool around here. Let's snake it
  • out. Lemme see if I can lift the box.”
  • It weighed about fifty pounds. Tom could lift it, after an awkward
  • fashion, but could not carry it conveniently.
  • “I thought so,” he said; “_They_ carried it like it was heavy, that day
  • at the ha'nted house. I noticed that. I reckon I was right to think of
  • fetching the little bags along.”
  • The money was soon in the bags and the boys took it up to the cross
  • rock.
  • “Now less fetch the guns and things,” said Huck.
  • “No, Huck--leave them there. They're just the tricks to have when we
  • go to robbing. We'll keep them there all the time, and we'll hold our
  • orgies there, too. It's an awful snug place for orgies.”
  • “What orgies?”
  • “I dono. But robbers always have orgies, and of course we've got to
  • have them, too. Come along, Huck, we've been in here a long time. It's
  • getting late, I reckon. I'm hungry, too. We'll eat and smoke when we get
  • to the skiff.”
  • They presently emerged into the clump of sumach bushes, looked warily
  • out, found the coast clear, and were soon lunching and smoking in the
  • skiff. As the sun dipped toward the horizon they pushed out and got
  • under way. Tom skimmed up the shore through the long twilight, chatting
  • cheerily with Huck, and landed shortly after dark.
  • “Now, Huck,” said Tom, “we'll hide the money in the loft of the widow's
  • woodshed, and I'll come up in the morning and we'll count it and divide,
  • and then we'll hunt up a place out in the woods for it where it will be
  • safe. Just you lay quiet here and watch the stuff till I run and hook
  • Benny Taylor's little wagon; I won't be gone a minute.”
  • He disappeared, and presently returned with the wagon, put the two small
  • sacks into it, threw some old rags on top of them, and started off,
  • dragging his cargo behind him. When the boys reached the Welshman's
  • house, they stopped to rest. Just as they were about to move on, the
  • Welshman stepped out and said:
  • “Hallo, who's that?”
  • “Huck and Tom Sawyer.”
  • “Good! Come along with me, boys, you are keeping everybody waiting.
  • Here--hurry up, trot ahead--I'll haul the wagon for you. Why, it's not as
  • light as it might be. Got bricks in it?--or old metal?”
  • “Old metal,” said Tom.
  • “I judged so; the boys in this town will take more trouble and fool away
  • more time hunting up six bits' worth of old iron to sell to the foundry
  • than they would to make twice the money at regular work. But that's
  • human nature--hurry along, hurry along!”
  • The boys wanted to know what the hurry was about.
  • “Never mind; you'll see, when we get to the Widow Douglas'.”
  • Huck said with some apprehension--for he was long used to being falsely
  • accused:
  • “Mr. Jones, we haven't been doing nothing.”
  • The Welshman laughed.
  • “Well, I don't know, Huck, my boy. I don't know about that. Ain't you
  • and the widow good friends?”
  • “Yes. Well, she's ben good friends to me, anyway.”
  • “All right, then. What do you want to be afraid for?”
  • This question was not entirely answered in Huck's slow mind before he
  • found himself pushed, along with Tom, into Mrs. Douglas' drawing-room.
  • Mr. Jones left the wagon near the door and followed.
  • The place was grandly lighted, and everybody that was of any consequence
  • in the village was there. The Thatchers were there, the Harpers, the
  • Rogerses, Aunt Polly, Sid, Mary, the minister, the editor, and a great
  • many more, and all dressed in their best. The widow received the boys
  • as heartily as any one could well receive two such looking beings. They
  • were covered with clay and candle-grease. Aunt Polly blushed crimson
  • with humiliation, and frowned and shook her head at Tom. Nobody suffered
  • half as much as the two boys did, however. Mr. Jones said:
  • “Tom wasn't at home, yet, so I gave him up; but I stumbled on him and
  • Huck right at my door, and so I just brought them along in a hurry.”
  • “And you did just right,” said the widow. “Come with me, boys.”
  • She took them to a bedchamber and said:
  • “Now wash and dress yourselves. Here are two new suits of
  • clothes--shirts, socks, everything complete. They're Huck's--no, no
  • thanks, Huck--Mr. Jones bought one and I the other. But they'll fit both
  • of you. Get into them. We'll wait--come down when you are slicked up
  • enough.”
  • Then she left.
  • CHAPTER XXXIV
  • HUCK said: “Tom, we can slope, if we can find a rope. The window ain't
  • high from the ground.”
  • “Shucks! what do you want to slope for?”
  • “Well, I ain't used to that kind of a crowd. I can't stand it. I ain't
  • going down there, Tom.”
  • “Oh, bother! It ain't anything. I don't mind it a bit. I'll take care of
  • you.”
  • Sid appeared.
  • “Tom,” said he, “auntie has been waiting for you all the afternoon. Mary
  • got your Sunday clothes ready, and everybody's been fretting about you.
  • Say--ain't this grease and clay, on your clothes?”
  • “Now, Mr. Siddy, you jist 'tend to your own business. What's all this
  • blowout about, anyway?”
  • “It's one of the widow's parties that she's always having. This time
  • it's for the Welshman and his sons, on account of that scrape they
  • helped her out of the other night. And say--I can tell you something, if
  • you want to know.”
  • “Well, what?”
  • “Why, old Mr. Jones is going to try to spring something on the people
  • here tonight, but I overheard him tell auntie today about it, as a
  • secret, but I reckon it's not much of a secret now. Everybody knows--the
  • widow, too, for all she tries to let on she don't. Mr. Jones was bound
  • Huck should be here--couldn't get along with his grand secret without
  • Huck, you know!”
  • “Secret about what, Sid?”
  • “About Huck tracking the robbers to the widow's. I reckon Mr. Jones was
  • going to make a grand time over his surprise, but I bet you it will drop
  • pretty flat.”
  • Sid chuckled in a very contented and satisfied way.
  • “Sid, was it you that told?”
  • “Oh, never mind who it was. _Somebody_ told--that's enough.”
  • “Sid, there's only one person in this town mean enough to do that, and
  • that's you. If you had been in Huck's place you'd 'a' sneaked down the
  • hill and never told anybody on the robbers. You can't do any but mean
  • things, and you can't bear to see anybody praised for doing good ones.
  • There--no thanks, as the widow says”--and Tom cuffed Sid's ears and helped
  • him to the door with several kicks. “Now go and tell auntie if you
  • dare--and tomorrow you'll catch it!”
  • Some minutes later the widow's guests were at the supper-table, and a
  • dozen children were propped up at little side-tables in the same room,
  • after the fashion of that country and that day. At the proper time Mr.
  • Jones made his little speech, in which he thanked the widow for the
  • honor she was doing himself and his sons, but said that there was
  • another person whose modesty--
  • And so forth and so on. He sprung his secret about Huck's share in
  • the adventure in the finest dramatic manner he was master of, but the
  • surprise it occasioned was largely counterfeit and not as clamorous and
  • effusive as it might have been under happier circumstances. However,
  • the widow made a pretty fair show of astonishment, and heaped so many
  • compliments and so much gratitude upon Huck that he almost forgot
  • the nearly intolerable discomfort of his new clothes in the entirely
  • intolerable discomfort of being set up as a target for everybody's gaze
  • and everybody's laudations.
  • The widow said she meant to give Huck a home under her roof and have him
  • educated; and that when she could spare the money she would start him in
  • business in a modest way. Tom's chance was come. He said:
  • “Huck don't need it. Huck's rich.”
  • Nothing but a heavy strain upon the good manners of the company kept
  • back the due and proper complimentary laugh at this pleasant joke. But
  • the silence was a little awkward. Tom broke it:
  • “Huck's got money. Maybe you don't believe it, but he's got lots of it.
  • Oh, you needn't smile--I reckon I can show you. You just wait a minute.”
  • Tom ran out of doors. The company looked at each other with a perplexed
  • interest--and inquiringly at Huck, who was tongue-tied.
  • “Sid, what ails Tom?” said Aunt Polly. “He--well, there ain't ever any
  • making of that boy out. I never--”
  • Tom entered, struggling with the weight of his sacks, and Aunt Polly
  • did not finish her sentence. Tom poured the mass of yellow coin upon the
  • table and said:
  • “There--what did I tell you? Half of it's Huck's and half of it's mine!”
  • The spectacle took the general breath away. All gazed, nobody spoke for
  • a moment. Then there was a unanimous call for an explanation. Tom said
  • he could furnish it, and he did. The tale was long, but brimful of
  • interest. There was scarcely an interruption from any one to break the
  • charm of its flow. When he had finished, Mr. Jones said:
  • “I thought I had fixed up a little surprise for this occasion, but it
  • don't amount to anything now. This one makes it sing mighty small, I'm
  • willing to allow.”
  • The money was counted. The sum amounted to a little over twelve thousand
  • dollars. It was more than any one present had ever seen at one time
  • before, though several persons were there who were worth considerably
  • more than that in property.
  • CHAPTER XXXV
  • THE reader may rest satisfied that Tom's and Huck's windfall made a
  • mighty stir in the poor little village of St. Petersburg. So vast a
  • sum, all in actual cash, seemed next to incredible. It was talked
  • about, gloated over, glorified, until the reason of many of the citizens
  • tottered under the strain of the unhealthy excitement. Every “haunted”
  • house in St. Petersburg and the neighboring villages was dissected,
  • plank by plank, and its foundations dug up and ransacked for hidden
  • treasure--and not by boys, but men--pretty grave, unromantic men, too,
  • some of them. Wherever Tom and Huck appeared they were courted, admired,
  • stared at. The boys were not able to remember that their remarks had
  • possessed weight before; but now their sayings were treasured and
  • repeated; everything they did seemed somehow to be regarded as
  • remarkable; they had evidently lost the power of doing and saying
  • commonplace things; moreover, their past history was raked up and
  • discovered to bear marks of conspicuous originality. The village paper
  • published biographical sketches of the boys.
  • The Widow Douglas put Huck's money out at six per cent., and Judge
  • Thatcher did the same with Tom's at Aunt Polly's request. Each lad had
  • an income, now, that was simply prodigious--a dollar for every weekday in
  • the year and half of the Sundays. It was just what the minister got--no,
  • it was what he was promised--he generally couldn't collect it. A dollar
  • and a quarter a week would board, lodge, and school a boy in those old
  • simple days--and clothe him and wash him, too, for that matter.
  • Judge Thatcher had conceived a great opinion of Tom. He said that no
  • commonplace boy would ever have got his daughter out of the cave. When
  • Becky told her father, in strict confidence, how Tom had taken her
  • whipping at school, the Judge was visibly moved; and when she pleaded
  • grace for the mighty lie which Tom had told in order to shift that
  • whipping from her shoulders to his own, the Judge said with a fine
  • outburst that it was a noble, a generous, a magnanimous lie--a lie that
  • was worthy to hold up its head and march down through history breast to
  • breast with George Washington's lauded Truth about the hatchet! Becky
  • thought her father had never looked so tall and so superb as when he
  • walked the floor and stamped his foot and said that. She went straight
  • off and told Tom about it.
  • Judge Thatcher hoped to see Tom a great lawyer or a great soldier some
  • day. He said he meant to look to it that Tom should be admitted to the
  • National Military Academy and afterward trained in the best law school
  • in the country, in order that he might be ready for either career or
  • both.
  • Huck Finn's wealth and the fact that he was now under the Widow Douglas'
  • protection introduced him into society--no, dragged him into it, hurled
  • him into it--and his sufferings were almost more than he could bear. The
  • widow's servants kept him clean and neat, combed and brushed, and they
  • bedded him nightly in unsympathetic sheets that had not one little spot
  • or stain which he could press to his heart and know for a friend. He had
  • to eat with a knife and fork; he had to use napkin, cup, and plate;
  • he had to learn his book, he had to go to church; he had to talk so
  • properly that speech was become insipid in his mouth; whithersoever he
  • turned, the bars and shackles of civilization shut him in and bound him
  • hand and foot.
  • He bravely bore his miseries three weeks, and then one day turned up
  • missing. For forty-eight hours the widow hunted for him everywhere in
  • great distress. The public were profoundly concerned; they searched high
  • and low, they dragged the river for his body. Early the third morning
  • Tom Sawyer wisely went poking among some old empty hogsheads down behind
  • the abandoned slaughter-house, and in one of them he found the refugee.
  • Huck had slept there; he had just breakfasted upon some stolen odds and
  • ends of food, and was lying off, now, in comfort, with his pipe. He was
  • unkempt, uncombed, and clad in the same old ruin of rags that had made
  • him picturesque in the days when he was free and happy. Tom routed him
  • out, told him the trouble he had been causing, and urged him to go home.
  • Huck's face lost its tranquil content, and took a melancholy cast. He
  • said:
  • “Don't talk about it, Tom. I've tried it, and it don't work; it don't
  • work, Tom. It ain't for me; I ain't used to it. The widder's good to me,
  • and friendly; but I can't stand them ways. She makes me get up just
  • at the same time every morning; she makes me wash, they comb me all
  • to thunder; she won't let me sleep in the woodshed; I got to wear them
  • blamed clothes that just smothers me, Tom; they don't seem to any air
  • git through 'em, somehow; and they're so rotten nice that I can't
  • set down, nor lay down, nor roll around anywher's; I hain't slid on a
  • cellar-door for--well, it 'pears to be years; I got to go to church
  • and sweat and sweat--I hate them ornery sermons! I can't ketch a fly in
  • there, I can't chaw. I got to wear shoes all Sunday. The widder eats by
  • a bell; she goes to bed by a bell; she gits up by a bell--everything's so
  • awful reg'lar a body can't stand it.”
  • “Well, everybody does that way, Huck.”
  • “Tom, it don't make no difference. I ain't everybody, and I can't
  • _stand_ it. It's awful to be tied up so. And grub comes too easy--I don't
  • take no interest in vittles, that way. I got to ask to go a-fishing;
  • I got to ask to go in a-swimming--dern'd if I hain't got to ask to do
  • everything. Well, I'd got to talk so nice it wasn't no comfort--I'd got
  • to go up in the attic and rip out awhile, every day, to git a taste
  • in my mouth, or I'd a died, Tom. The widder wouldn't let me smoke;
  • she wouldn't let me yell, she wouldn't let me gape, nor stretch, nor
  • scratch, before folks--” [Then with a spasm of special irritation and
  • injury]--“And dad fetch it, she prayed all the time! I never see such a
  • woman! I _had_ to shove, Tom--I just had to. And besides, that school's
  • going to open, and I'd a had to go to it--well, I wouldn't stand _that_,
  • Tom. Looky-here, Tom, being rich ain't what it's cracked up to be. It's
  • just worry and worry, and sweat and sweat, and a-wishing you was dead
  • all the time. Now these clothes suits me, and this bar'l suits me, and
  • I ain't ever going to shake 'em any more. Tom, I wouldn't ever got into
  • all this trouble if it hadn't 'a' ben for that money; now you just take
  • my sheer of it along with your'n, and gimme a ten-center sometimes--not
  • many times, becuz I don't give a dern for a thing 'thout it's tollable
  • hard to git--and you go and beg off for me with the widder.”
  • “Oh, Huck, you know I can't do that. 'Tain't fair; and besides if you'll
  • try this thing just a while longer you'll come to like it.”
  • “Like it! Yes--the way I'd like a hot stove if I was to set on it long
  • enough. No, Tom, I won't be rich, and I won't live in them cussed
  • smothery houses. I like the woods, and the river, and hogsheads, and
  • I'll stick to 'em, too. Blame it all! just as we'd got guns, and a cave,
  • and all just fixed to rob, here this dern foolishness has got to come up
  • and spile it all!”
  • Tom saw his opportunity--
  • “Lookyhere, Huck, being rich ain't going to keep me back from turning
  • robber.”
  • “No! Oh, good-licks; are you in real dead-wood earnest, Tom?”
  • “Just as dead earnest as I'm sitting here. But Huck, we can't let you
  • into the gang if you ain't respectable, you know.”
  • Huck's joy was quenched.
  • “Can't let me in, Tom? Didn't you let me go for a pirate?”
  • “Yes, but that's different. A robber is more high-toned than what a
  • pirate is--as a general thing. In most countries they're awful high up in
  • the nobility--dukes and such.”
  • “Now, Tom, hain't you always ben friendly to me? You wouldn't shet me
  • out, would you, Tom? You wouldn't do that, now, _would_ you, Tom?”
  • “Huck, I wouldn't want to, and I _don't_ want to--but what would people
  • say? Why, they'd say, 'Mph! Tom Sawyer's Gang! pretty low characters in
  • it!' They'd mean you, Huck. You wouldn't like that, and I wouldn't.”
  • Huck was silent for some time, engaged in a mental struggle. Finally he
  • said:
  • “Well, I'll go back to the widder for a month and tackle it and see if I
  • can come to stand it, if you'll let me b'long to the gang, Tom.”
  • “All right, Huck, it's a whiz! Come along, old chap, and I'll ask the
  • widow to let up on you a little, Huck.”
  • “Will you, Tom--now will you? That's good. If she'll let up on some of
  • the roughest things, I'll smoke private and cuss private, and crowd
  • through or bust. When you going to start the gang and turn robbers?”
  • “Oh, right off. We'll get the boys together and have the initiation
  • tonight, maybe.”
  • “Have the which?”
  • “Have the initiation.”
  • “What's that?”
  • “It's to swear to stand by one another, and never tell the gang's
  • secrets, even if you're chopped all to flinders, and kill anybody and
  • all his family that hurts one of the gang.”
  • “That's gay--that's mighty gay, Tom, I tell you.”
  • “Well, I bet it is. And all that swearing's got to be done at midnight,
  • in the lonesomest, awfulest place you can find--a ha'nted house is the
  • best, but they're all ripped up now.”
  • “Well, midnight's good, anyway, Tom.”
  • “Yes, so it is. And you've got to swear on a coffin, and sign it with
  • blood.”
  • “Now, that's something _like_! Why, it's a million times bullier than
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  • a reg'lar ripper of a robber, and everybody talking 'bout it, I reckon
  • she'll be proud she snaked me in out of the wet.”
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  • part of their lives at present.
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