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  • Title: The Works of Robert Louis Stevenson - Swanston Edition
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  • Author: Robert Louis Stevenson
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  • THE WORKS OF
  • ROBERT LOUIS STEVENSON
  • SWANSTON EDITION
  • VOLUME II
  • _Of this SWANSTON EDITION in Twenty-five
  • Volumes of the Works of ROBERT LOUIS
  • STEVENSON Two Thousand and Sixty Copies
  • have been printed, of which only Two Thousand
  • Copies are for sale._
  • _This is No. ......_
  • [Illustration: THE SILVERADO SQUATTERS
  • (_From a Drawing by Mr. J. D. Strong_)]
  • THE WORKS OF
  • ROBERT LOUIS
  • STEVENSON
  • VOLUME TWO
  • LONDON : PUBLISHED BY CHATTO AND
  • WINDUS : IN ASSOCIATION WITH CASSELL
  • AND COMPANY LIMITED : WILLIAM
  • HEINEMANN : AND LONGMANS GREEN
  • AND COMPANY MDCCCCXI
  • ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
  • CONTENTS
  • THE AMATEUR EMIGRANT
  • PART I.--FROM THE CLYDE TO SANDY HOOK
  • PAGE
  • THE SECOND CABIN 7
  • EARLY IMPRESSIONS 15
  • STEERAGE SCENES 24
  • STEERAGE TYPES 32
  • THE SICK MAN 43
  • THE STOWAWAYS 53
  • PERSONAL EXPERIENCE AND REVIEW 66
  • NEW YORK 77
  • PART II.--ACROSS THE PLAINS
  • NOTES BY THE WAY TO COUNCIL BLUFFS 93
  • THE EMIGRANT TRAIN 107
  • THE PLAINS OF NEBRASKA 115
  • THE DESERT OF WYOMING 119
  • FELLOW PASSENGERS 124
  • DESPISED RACES 129
  • TO THE GOLDEN GATES 133
  • THE OLD AND NEW PACIFIC CAPITALS
  • I. MONTEREY 141
  • II. SAN FRANCISCO 159
  • THE SILVERADO SQUATTERS
  • THE SILVERADO SQUATTERS 173
  • IN THE VALLEY:
  • I. CALISTOGA 179
  • II. THE PETRIFIED FOREST 184
  • III. NAPA WINE 188
  • IV. THE SCOT ABROAD 194
  • WITH THE CHILDREN OF ISRAEL:
  • I. TO INTRODUCE MR. KELMAR 201
  • II. FIRST IMPRESSIONS OF SILVERADO 205
  • III. THE RETURN 215
  • THE ACT OF SQUATTING 221
  • THE HUNTER'S FAMILY 230
  • THE SEA-FOGS 239
  • THE TOLL HOUSE 245
  • A STARRY DRIVE 250
  • EPISODES IN THE STORY OF A MINE 254
  • TOILS AND PLEASURES 264
  • "VIRGINIBUS PUERISQUE" AND OTHER PAPERS
  • I. "VIRGINIBUS PUERISQUE":
  • I. 281
  • II. 292
  • III. ON FALLING IN LOVE 302
  • IV. TRUTH OF INTERCOURSE 311
  • II. CRABBED AGE AND YOUTH 321
  • III. AN APOLOGY FOR IDLERS 334
  • IV. ORDERED SOUTH 345
  • V. ÆS TRIPLEX 358
  • VI. EL DORADO 368
  • VII. THE ENGLISH ADMIRALS 372
  • VIII. SOME PORTRAITS BY RAEBURN 385
  • IX. CHILD'S PLAY 394
  • X. WALKING TOURS 406
  • XI. PAN'S PIPES 415
  • XII. A PLEA FOR GAS LAMPS 420
  • THE AMATEUR EMIGRANT
  • _TO
  • ROBERT ALAN MOWBRAY STEVENSON_
  • _Our friendship was not only founded before we were born by a community
  • of blood, but is in itself near as old as my life. It began with our
  • early ages, and, like a history, has been continued to the present time.
  • Although we may not be old in the world, we are old to each other,
  • having so long been intimates. We are now widely separated, a great sea
  • and continent intervening; but memory, like care, mounts into iron ships
  • and rides post behind the horseman. Neither time nor space nor enmity
  • can conquer old affection; and as I dedicate these sketches, it is not
  • to you only, but to all in the old country, that I send the greeting of
  • my heart._
  • 1879. _R. L. S._
  • PART I
  • FROM THE CLYDE TO SANDY HOOK
  • THE AMATEUR EMIGRANT
  • THE SECOND CABIN
  • I first encountered my fellow-passengers on the Broomielaw in Glasgow.
  • Thence we descended the Clyde in no familiar spirit, but looking askance
  • on each other as on possible enemies. A few Scandinavians, who had
  • already grown acquainted on the North Sea, were friendly and voluble
  • over their long pipes; but among English speakers distance and suspicion
  • reigned supreme. The sun was soon overclouded, the wind freshened and
  • grew sharp as we continued to descend the widening estuary; and with the
  • falling temperature the gloom among the passengers increased. Two of the
  • women wept. Any one who had come aboard might have supposed we were all
  • absconding from the law. There was scarce a word interchanged, and no
  • common sentiment but that of cold united us, until at length, having
  • touched at Greenock, a pointing arm and rush to the starboard bow
  • announced that our ocean steamer was in sight. There she lay in
  • mid-river, at the tail of the Bank, her sea-signal flying: a wall of
  • bulwark, a street of white deck-houses, an aspiring forest of spars,
  • larger than a church, and soon to be as populous as many an incorporated
  • town in the land to which she was to bear us.
  • I was not, in truth, a steerage passenger. Although anxious to see the
  • worst of emigrant life, I had some work to finish on the voyage, and was
  • advised to go by the second cabin, where at least I should have a table
  • at command. The advice was excellent; but to understand the choice, and
  • what I gained, some outline of the internal disposition of the ship will
  • first be necessary. In her very nose is Steerage No. 1, down two pair of
  • stairs. A little abaft, another companion, labelled Steerage No. 2 and
  • 3, gives admission to three galleries, two running forward towards
  • steerage No. 1, and the third aft towards the engines. The starboard
  • forward gallery is the second cabin. Away abaft the engines and below
  • the officers' cabins, to complete our survey of the vessel, there is yet
  • a third nest of steerages, labelled 4 and 5. The second cabin, to
  • return, is thus a modified oasis in the very heart of the steerages.
  • Through the thin partition you can hear the steerage passengers being
  • sick, the rattle of tin dishes as they sit at meals, the varied accents
  • in which they converse, the crying of their children terrified by this
  • new experience, or the clean flat smack of the parental hand in
  • chastisement.
  • There are, however, many advantages for the inhabitant of this strip. He
  • does not require to bring his own bedding or dishes, but finds berths
  • and a table completely if somewhat roughly furnished. He enjoys a
  • distinct superiority in diet; but this, strange to say, differs not only
  • on different ships, but on the same ship according as her head is to the
  • east or west. In my own experience, the principal difference between our
  • table and that of the true steerage passenger was the table itself, and
  • the crockery plates from which we ate. But lest I should show myself
  • ungrateful, let me recapitulate every advantage. At breakfast we had a
  • choice between tea and coffee for beverage; a choice not easy to make,
  • the two were so surprisingly alike. I found that I could sleep after the
  • coffee and lay awake after the tea; which is proof conclusive of some
  • chemical disparity; and even by the palate I could distinguish a smack
  • of snuff in the former from a flavour of boiling and dish-cloths in the
  • second. As a matter of fact, I have seen passengers, after many sips,
  • still doubting which had been supplied them. In the way of eatables at
  • the same meal we were gloriously favoured; for in addition to porridge,
  • which was common to all, we had Irish stew, sometimes a bit of fish, and
  • sometimes rissoles. The dinner of soup, roast fresh beef, boiled salt
  • junk, and potatoes was, I believe, exactly common to the steerage and
  • the second cabin; only I have heard it rumoured that our potatoes were
  • of a superior brand; and twice a week, on pudding days, instead of duff,
  • we had a saddle-bag filled with currants under the name of a
  • plum-pudding. At tea we were served with some broken meat from the
  • saloon; sometimes in the comparatively elegant form of spare patties or
  • rissoles; but as a general thing mere chicken-bones and flakes of fish,
  • neither hot nor cold. If these were not the scrapings of plates their
  • looks belied them sorely; yet we were all too hungry to be proud, and
  • fell to these leavings greedily. These, the bread, which was excellent,
  • and the soup and porridge which were both good, formed my whole diet
  • throughout the voyage; so that except for the broken meat and the
  • convenience of a table I might as well have been in the steerage
  • outright. Had they given me porridge again in the evening I should have
  • been perfectly contented with the fare. As it was, with a few biscuits
  • and some whisky and water before turning in, I kept my body going and my
  • spirits up to the mark.
  • The last particular in which the second cabin passenger remarkably
  • stands ahead of his brother of the steerage is one altogether of
  • sentiment. In the steerage there are males and females; in the second
  • cabin ladies and gentlemen. For some time after I came aboard I thought
  • I was only a male; but in the course of a voyage of discovery between
  • decks, I came on a brass plate, and learned that I was still a
  • gentleman. Nobody knew it, of course. I was lost in the crowd of males
  • and females, and rigorously confined to the same quarter of the deck.
  • Who could tell whether I housed on the port or starboard side of
  • Steerage No. 2 and 3? And it was only there that my superiority became
  • practical; everywhere else I was incognito, moving among my inferiors
  • with simplicity, not so much as a swagger to indicate that I was a
  • gentleman after all, and had broken meat to tea. Still, I was like one
  • with a patent of nobility in a drawer at home; and when I felt out of
  • spirits I could go down and refresh myself with a look of that brass
  • plate.
  • For all these advantages I paid but two guineas. Six guineas is the
  • steerage fare; eight that by the second cabin; and when you remember
  • that the steerage passenger must supply bedding and dishes, and, in five
  • cases out of ten, either brings some dainties with him, or privately
  • pays the steward for extra rations, the difference in price becomes
  • almost nominal. Air comparatively fit to breathe, food comparatively
  • varied, and the satisfaction of being still privately a gentleman, may
  • thus be had almost for the asking. Two of my fellow-passengers in the
  • second cabin had already made the passage by the cheaper fare, and
  • declared it was an experiment not to be repeated. As I go on to tell
  • about my steerage friends, the reader will perceive that they were not
  • alone in their opinion. Out of ten with whom I was more or less
  • intimate, I am sure not fewer than five vowed, if they returned, to
  • travel second cabin; and all who had left their wives behind them
  • assured me they would go without the comfort of their presence until
  • they could afford to bring them by saloon.
  • Our party in the second cabin was not perhaps the most interesting on
  • board. Perhaps even in the saloon there was as much good-will and
  • character. Yet it had some elements of curiosity. There was a mixed
  • group of Swedes, Danes, and Norsemen, one of whom, generally known by
  • the name of "Johnny," in spite of his own protests, greatly diverted us
  • by his clever, cross-country efforts to speak English, and became on the
  • strength of that an universal favourite--it takes so little in this
  • world of shipboard to create a popularity. There was, besides, a Scots
  • mason known from his favourite dish as "Irish Stew," three or four
  • nondescript Scots, a fine young Irishman, O'Reilly, and a pair of young
  • men who deserve a special word of condemnation. One of them was Scots:
  • the other claimed to be American; admitted, after some fencing, that he
  • was born in England; and ultimately proved to be an Irishman born and
  • nurtured, but ashamed to own his country. He had a sister on board, whom
  • he faithfully neglected throughout the voyage, though she was not only
  • sick, but much his senior, and had nursed and cared for him in
  • childhood. In appearance he was like an imbecile Henry the Third of
  • France. The Scotsman, though perhaps as big an ass, was not so dead of
  • heart; and I have only bracketed them together because they were fast
  • friends, and disgraced themselves equally by their conduct at the table.
  • Next, to turn to topics more agreeable, we had a newly-married couple,
  • devoted to each other, with a pleasant story of how they had first seen
  • each other years ago at a preparatory school, and that very afternoon he
  • had carried her books home for her. I do not know if this story will be
  • plain to southern readers; but to me it recalls many a school idyll,
  • with wrathful swains of eight and nine confronting each other
  • stride-legs, flushed with jealousy; for to carry home a young lady's
  • books was both a delicate attention and privilege.
  • Then there was an old lady, or indeed I am not sure that she was as much
  • old as antiquated and strangely out of place, who had left her husband,
  • and was travelling all the way to Kansas by herself. We had to take her
  • own word that she was married; for it was sorely contradicted by the
  • testimony of her appearance. Nature seemed to have sanctified her for
  • the single state; even the colour of her hair was incompatible with
  • matrimony, and her husband, I thought, should be a man of saintly spirit
  • and phantasmal bodily presence. She was ill, poor thing; her soul
  • turned from the viands; the dirty tablecloth shocked her like an
  • impropriety; and the whole strength of her endeavour was bent upon
  • keeping her watch true to Glasgow time till she should reach New York.
  • They had heard reports, her husband and she, of some unwarrantable
  • disparity of hours between these two cities; and with a spirit
  • commendably scientific, had seized on this occasion to put them to the
  • proof. It was a good thing for the old lady; for she passed much leisure
  • time in studying the watch. Once, when prostrated by sickness, she let
  • it run down. It was inscribed on her harmless mind in letters of adamant
  • that the hands of a watch must never be turned backwards; and so it
  • behoved her to lie in wait for the exact moment ere she started it
  • again. When she imagined this was about due, she sought out one of the
  • young second-cabin Scotsmen, who was embarked on the same experiment as
  • herself and had hitherto been less neglectful. She was in quest of two
  • o'clock; and when she learned it was already seven on the shores of
  • Clyde, she lifted up her voice and cried "Gravy!" I had not heard this
  • innocent expletive since I was a young child; and I suppose it must have
  • been the same with the other Scotsmen present, for we all laughed our
  • fill.
  • Last but not least, I come to my excellent friend Mr. Jones. It would be
  • difficult to say whether I was his right-hand man, or he mine, during
  • the voyage. Thus at table I carved, while he only scooped gravy; but at
  • our concerts, of which more anon, he was the president who called up
  • performers to sing, and I but his messenger who ran his errands and
  • pleaded privately with the over-modest. I knew I liked Mr. Jones from
  • the moment I saw him. I thought him by his face to be Scottish; nor
  • could his accent undeceive me. For as there is a _lingua franca_ of many
  • tongues on the moles and in the feluccas of the Mediterranean, so there
  • is a free or common accent among English-speaking men who follow the
  • sea. They catch a twang in a New England Port; from a cockney skipper,
  • even a Scotsman sometimes learns to drop an _h_; a word of a dialect is
  • picked up from another hand in the forecastle; until often the result is
  • undecipherable, and you have to ask for the man's place of birth. So it
  • was with Mr. Jones. I thought him a Scotsman who had been long to sea;
  • and yet he was from Wales, and had been most of his life a blacksmith at
  • an inland forge; a few years in America and half a score of ocean
  • voyages having sufficed to modify his speech into the common pattern. By
  • his own account he was both strong and skilful in his trade. A few years
  • back, he had been married and after a fashion a rich man; now the wife
  • was dead and the money gone. But his was the nature that looks forward,
  • and goes on from one year to another and through all the extremities of
  • fortune undismayed; and if the sky were to fall to-morrow, I should look
  • to see Jones, the day following, perched on a step-ladder and getting
  • things to rights. He was always hovering round inventions like a bee
  • over a flower, and lived in a dream of patents. He had with him a patent
  • medicine, for instance, the composition of which he had bought years ago
  • for five dollars from an American pedlar, and sold the other day for a
  • hundred pounds (I think it was) to an English apothecary. It was called
  • Golden Oil; cured all maladies without exception; and I am bound to say
  • that I partook of it myself with good results. It is a character of the
  • man that he was not only perpetually dosing himself with Golden Oil, but
  • wherever there was a head aching or a finger cut, there would be Jones
  • with his bottle.
  • If he had one taste more strongly than another, it was to study
  • character. Many an hour have we two walked upon the deck dissecting our
  • neighbours in a spirit that was too purely scientific to be called
  • unkind; whenever a quaint or human trait slipped out in conversation,
  • you might have seen Jones and me exchanging glances; and we could hardly
  • go to bed in comfort till we had exchanged notes and discussed the
  • day's experience. We were then like a couple of anglers comparing a
  • day's kill. But the fish we angled for were of a metaphysical species,
  • and we angled as often as not in one another's baskets. Once, in the
  • midst of a serious talk, each found there was a scrutinising eye upon
  • himself; I own I paused in embarrassment at this double detection; but
  • Jones, with a better civility, broke into a peal of unaffected laughter,
  • and declared, what was the truth, that there was a pair of us indeed.
  • EARLY IMPRESSIONS
  • We steamed out of the Clyde on Thursday night, and early on the Friday
  • forenoon we took in our last batch of emigrants at Lough Foyle, in
  • Ireland, and said farewell to Europe. The company was now complete, and
  • began to draw together, by inscrutable magnetisms, upon the deck. There
  • were Scots and Irish in plenty, a few English, a few Americans, a good
  • handful of Scandinavians, a German or two, and one Russian; all now
  • belonging for ten days to one small iron country on the deep.
  • As I walked the deck and looked round upon my fellow-passengers, thus
  • curiously assorted from all northern Europe, I began for the first time
  • to understand the nature of emigration. Day by day throughout the
  • passage, and thenceforward across all the States, and on to the shores
  • of the Pacific, this knowledge grew more clear and melancholy.
  • Emigration, from a word of the most cheerful import, came to sound most
  • dismally in my ear. There is nothing more agreeable to picture and
  • nothing more pathetic to behold. The abstract idea, as conceived at
  • home, is hopeful and adventurous. A young man, you fancy, scorning
  • restraints and helpers, issues forth into life, that great battle, to
  • fight for his own hand. The most pleasant stories of ambition, of
  • difficulties overcome, and of ultimate success, are but as episodes to
  • this great epic of self-help. The epic is composed of individual
  • heroisms; it stands to them as the victorious war which subdued an
  • empire stands to the personal act of bravery which spiked a single
  • cannon and was adequately rewarded with a medal. For in emigration the
  • young men enter direct and by the ship-load on their heritage of work;
  • empty continents swarm, as at the bo's'un's whistle, with industrious
  • hands, and whole new empires are domesticated to the service of man.
  • This is the closet picture, and is found, on trial, to consist mostly of
  • embellishments. The more I saw of my fellow passengers, the less I was
  • tempted to the lyric note. Comparatively few of the men were below
  • thirty; many were married, and encumbered with families; not a few were
  • already up in years; and this itself was out of tune with my
  • imaginations, for the ideal emigrant should certainly be young. Again, I
  • thought he should offer to the eye some bold type of humanity, with
  • bluff or hawk-like features, and the stamp of an eager and pushing
  • disposition. Now those around me were for the most part quiet, orderly,
  • obedient citizens, family men broken by adversity, elderly youths who
  • had failed to place themselves in life, and people who had seen better
  • days. Mildness was the prevailing character; mild mirth and mild
  • endurance. In a word, I was not taking part in an impetuous and
  • conquering sally, such as swept over Mexico or Siberia, but found
  • myself, like Marmion, "in the lost battle, borne down by the flying."
  • Labouring mankind had in the last years, and throughout Great Britain,
  • sustained a prolonged and crushing series of defeats. I had heard
  • vaguely of these reverses; of whole streets of houses standing deserted
  • by the Tyne, the cellar-doors broken and removed for firewood; of
  • homeless men loitering at the street-corners of Glasgow with their
  • chests beside them; of closed factories, useless strikes, and starving
  • girls. But I had never taken them home to me or represented these
  • distresses livingly to my imagination. A turn of the market may be a
  • calamity as disastrous as the French retreat from Moscow; but it hardly
  • lends itself to lively treatment, and makes a trifling figure in the
  • morning papers. We may struggle as we please, we are not born
  • economists. The individual is more affecting than the mass. It is by
  • the scenic accidents, and the appeal to the carnal eye, that for the
  • most part we grasp the significance of tragedies. Thus it was only now,
  • when I found myself involved in the rout, that I began to appreciate how
  • sharp had been the battle. We were a company of the rejected; the
  • drunken, the incompetent, the weak, the prodigal, all who had been
  • unable to prevail against circumstances in the one land, were now
  • fleeing pitifully to another; and though one or two might still succeed,
  • all had already failed. We were a shipful of failures, the broken men of
  • England. Yet it must not be supposed that these people exhibited
  • depression. The scene, on the contrary, was cheerful. Not a tear was
  • shed on board the vessel. All were full of hope for the future, and
  • showed an inclination to innocent gaiety. Some were heard to sing, and
  • all began to scrape acquaintance with small jests and ready laughter.
  • The children found each other out like dogs, and ran about the decks
  • scraping acquaintance after their fashion also. "What do you call your
  • mither?" I heard one ask. "Mawmaw," was the reply, indicating, I fancy,
  • a shade of difference in the social scale. When people pass each other
  • on the high seas of life at so early an age, the contact is but slight,
  • and the relation more like what we may imagine to be the friendship of
  • flies than that of men; it is so quickly joined, so easily dissolved, so
  • open in its communications and so devoid of deeper human qualities. The
  • children, I observed, were all in a band, and as thick as thieves at a
  • fair, while their elders were still ceremoniously manoeuvring on the
  • outskirts of acquaintance. The sea, the ship, and the seamen were soon
  • as familiar as home to these half-conscious little ones. It was odd to
  • hear them, throughout the voyage, employ shore words to designate
  • portions of the vessel. "Co' 'way doon to yon dyke," I heard one say,
  • probably meaning the bulwark. I often had my heart in my mouth,
  • watching them climb into the shrouds or on the rails, while the ship
  • went swinging through the waves; and I admired and envied the courage of
  • their mothers, who sat by in the sun and looked on with composure at
  • these perilous feats. "He'll maybe be a sailor," I heard one remark;
  • "now's the time to learn." I had been on the point of running forward to
  • interfere, but stood back at that, reproved. Very few in the more
  • delicate classes have the nerve to look upon the peril of one dear to
  • them; but the life of poorer folk, where necessity is so much more
  • immediate and imperious, braces even a mother to this extreme of
  • endurance. And perhaps, after all, it is better that the lad should
  • break his neck than that you should break his spirit.
  • And since I am here on the chapter of the children, I must mention one
  • little fellow, whose family belonged to Steerage No. 4 and 5, and who,
  • wherever he went, was like a strain of music round the ship. He was an
  • ugly, merry, unbreeched child of three, his lint-white hair in a tangle,
  • his face smeared with suet and treacle; but he ran to and fro with so
  • natural a step, and fell and picked himself up again with such grace and
  • good-humour, that he might fairly be called beautiful when he was in
  • motion. To meet him, crowing with laughter and beating an accompaniment
  • to his own mirth with a tin spoon upon a tin cup, was to meet a little
  • triumph of the human species. Even when his mother and the rest of his
  • family lay sick and prostrate around him, he sat upright in their midst
  • and sang aloud in the pleasant heartlessness of infancy.
  • Throughout the Friday, intimacy among us men made but few advances. We
  • discussed the probable duration of the voyage, we exchanged pieces of
  • information, naming our trades, what we hoped to find in the new world,
  • or what we were fleeing from in the old; and, above all, we condoled
  • together over the food and the vileness of the steerage. One or two had
  • been so near famine, that you may say they had run into the ship with
  • the devil at their heels; and to these all seemed for the best in the
  • best of possible steamers. But the majority were hugely discontented.
  • Coming as they did from a country in so low a state as Great Britain,
  • many of them from Glasgow, which commercially speaking was as good as
  • dead, and many having long been out of work, I was surprised to find
  • them so dainty in their notions. I myself lived almost exclusively on
  • bread, porridge, and soup, precisely as it was supplied to them, and
  • found it, if not luxurious, at least sufficient. But these working men
  • were loud in their outcries. It was not "food for human beings," it was
  • "only fit for pigs," it was "a disgrace." Many of them lived almost
  • entirely upon biscuit, others on their own private supplies, and some
  • paid extra for better rations from the ship. This marvellously changed
  • my notion of the degree of luxury habitual to the artisan. I was
  • prepared to hear him grumble, for grumbling is the traveller's pastime;
  • but I was not prepared to find him turn away from a diet which was
  • palatable to myself. Words I should have disregarded, or taken with a
  • liberal allowance; but when a man prefers dry biscuit there can be no
  • question of the sincerity of his disgust.
  • With one of their complaints I could most heartily sympathise. A single
  • night of the steerage had filled them with horror. I had myself
  • suffered, even in my decent second-cabin berth, from the lack of air;
  • and as the night promised to be fine and quiet, I determined to sleep on
  • deck, and advised all who complained of their quarters to follow my
  • example. I dare say a dozen of others agreed to do so, and I thought we
  • should have been quite a party. Yet, when I brought up my rug about
  • seven bells, there was no one to be seen but the watch. That chimerical
  • terror of good night-air, which makes men close their windows, list
  • their doors, and seal themselves up with their own poisonous
  • exhalations, had sent all these healthy workmen down below. One would
  • think we had been brought up in a fever country; yet in England the
  • most malarious districts are in the bed-chambers.
  • I felt saddened at this defection, and yet half-pleased to have the
  • night so quietly to myself. The wind had hauled a little ahead on the
  • starboard bow, and was dry but chilly. I found a shelter near the
  • fire-hole, and made myself snug for the night. The ship moved over the
  • uneven sea with a gentle and cradling movement. The ponderous, organic
  • labours of the engine in her bowels occupied the mind, and prepared it
  • for slumber. From time to time a heavier lurch would disturb me as I
  • lay, and recall me to the obscure borders of consciousness; or I heard,
  • as it were through a veil, the clear note of the clapper on the brass
  • and the beautiful sea-cry, "All's well!" I know nothing, whether for
  • poetry or music, that can surpass the effect of these two syllables in
  • the darkness of a night at sea.
  • The day dawned fairly enough, and during the early part we had some
  • pleasant hours to improve acquaintance in the open air; but towards
  • nightfall the wind freshened, the rain began to fall, and the sea rose
  • so high that it was difficult to keep one's footing on the deck. I have
  • spoken of our concerts. We were indeed a musical ship's company, and
  • cheered our way into exile with the fiddle, the accordion, and the songs
  • of all nations. Good, bad, or indifferent--Scottish, English, Irish,
  • Russian, German or Norse,--the songs were received with generous
  • applause. Once or twice, a recitation, very spiritedly rendered in a
  • powerful Scottish accent, varied the proceedings; and once we sought in
  • vain to dance a quadrille, eight men of us together, to the music of the
  • violin. The performers were all humorous, frisky fellows, who loved to
  • cut capers in private life; but as soon as they were arranged for the
  • dance, they conducted themselves like so many mutes at a funeral. I have
  • never seen decorum pushed so far; and as this was not expected, the
  • quadrille was soon whistled down, and the dancers departed under a
  • cloud. Eight Frenchmen, even eight Englishmen from another rank of
  • society, would have dared to make some fun for themselves and the
  • spectators; but the working man, when sober, takes an extreme and even
  • melancholy view of personal deportment. A fifth-form schoolboy is not
  • more careful of dignity. He dares not be comical; his fun must escape
  • from him unprepared, and, above all, it must be unaccompanied by any
  • physical demonstration. I like his society under most circumstances, but
  • let me never again join with him in public gambols.
  • But the impulse to sing was strong, and triumphed over modesty and even
  • the inclemencies of sea and sky. On this rough Saturday night, we got
  • together by the main deck-house, in a place sheltered from the wind and
  • rain. Some clinging to a ladder which led to the hurricane deck, and the
  • rest knitting arms or taking hands, we made a ring to support the women
  • in the violent lurching of the ship; and when we were thus disposed,
  • sang to our hearts' content. Some of the songs were appropriate to the
  • scene; others strikingly the reverse. Bastard doggrel of the music-hall,
  • such as, "Around her splendid form, I weaved the magic circle," sounded
  • bald, bleak, and pitifully silly. "We don't want to fight, but, by
  • Jingo, if we do," was in some measure saved by the vigour and unanimity
  • with which the chorus was thrown forth into the night. I observed a
  • Platt-Deutsch mason, entirely innocent of English, adding heartily to
  • the general effect. And perhaps the German mason is but a fair example
  • of the sincerity with which the song was rendered; for nearly all with
  • whom I conversed upon the subject were bitterly opposed to war, and
  • attributed their own misfortunes, and frequently their own taste for
  • whisky, to the campaigns in Zululand and Afghanistan.
  • Every now and again, however, some song that touched the pathos of our
  • situation was given forth; and you could hear by the voices that took up
  • the burden how the sentiment came home to each. "The Anchor's Weighed,"
  • was true for us. We were indeed "Rocked on the Bosom of the Stormy
  • Deep." How many of us could say with the singer, "I'm Lonely To-night,
  • Love, Without You," or, "Go, Someone, and Tell them from me, to write me
  • a Letter from Home." And when was there a more appropriate moment for
  • "Auld Lang Syne" than now, when the land, the friends, and the
  • affections of that mingled but beloved time were fading and fleeing
  • behind us in the vessel's wake? It pointed forward to the hour when
  • these labours should be overpast, to the return voyage, and to many a
  • meeting in the sanded inn, when those who had parted in the spring of
  • youth should again drink a cup of kindness in their age. Had not Burns
  • contemplated emigration, I scarce believe he would have found that note.
  • All Sunday the weather remained wild and cloudy; many were prostrated by
  • sickness; only five sat down to tea in the second cabin, and two of
  • these departed abruptly ere the meal was at an end. The Sabbath was
  • observed strictly by the majority of the emigrants. I heard an old woman
  • express her surprise that, "The ship didna gae doon," as she saw some
  • one pass her with a chess-board on the holy day. Some sang Scottish
  • psalms. Many went to service, and in true Scottish fashion came back ill
  • pleased with their divine. "I didna think he was an experienced
  • preacher," said one girl to me.
  • It was a bleak, uncomfortable day; but at night, by six bells, although
  • the wind had not yet moderated, the clouds were all wrecked and blown
  • away behind the rim of the horizon, and the stars came out thickly
  • overhead. I saw Venus burning as steadily and sweetly across this
  • hurly-burly of the winds and waters as ever at home upon the summer
  • woods. The engine pounded, the screw tossed out of the water with a
  • roar, and shook the ship from end to end; the bows battled with loud
  • reports against the billows: and as I stood in the lee-scuppers and
  • looked up to where the funnel leaned out, over my head, vomiting smoke,
  • and the black and monstrous top-sails blotted, at each lurch, a
  • different crop of stars, it seemed as if all this trouble were a thing
  • of small account, and that just above the mast reigned peace unbroken
  • and eternal.
  • STEERAGE SCENES
  • Our companion (Steerage No. 2 and 3) was a favourite resort. Down one
  • flight of stairs there was a comparatively large open space, the centre
  • occupied by a hatchway, which made a convenient seat for about twenty
  • persons, while barrels, coils of rope, and the carpenter's bench
  • afforded perches for perhaps as many more. The canteen, or steerage bar,
  • was on one side of the stair; on the other a no less attractive spot,
  • the cabin of the indefatigable interpreter. I have seen people packed
  • into this space like herrings in a barrel, and many merry evenings
  • prolonged there until five bells, when the lights were ruthlessly
  • extinguished and all must go to roost.
  • It had been rumoured since Friday that there was a fiddler aboard, who
  • lay sick and unmelodious in Steerage No. 1; and on the Monday forenoon,
  • as I came down the companion, I was saluted by something in Strathspey
  • time. A white-faced Orpheus was cheerily playing to an audience of
  • white-faced women. It was as much as he could do to play, and some of
  • his hearers were scarce able to sit; yet they had crawled from their
  • bunks at the first experimental flourish, and found better than medicine
  • in the music. Some of the heaviest heads began to nod in time, and a
  • degree of animation looked from some of the palest eyes. Humanly
  • speaking, it is a more important matter to play the fiddle, even badly,
  • than to write huge works upon recondite subjects. What could Mr. Darwin
  • have done for these sick women? But this fellow scraped away; and the
  • world was positively a better place for all who heard him. We have yet
  • to understand the economical value of these mere accomplishments. I
  • told the fiddler he was a happy man, carrying happiness about with him
  • in his fiddle-case, and he seemed alive to the fact.
  • "It is a privilege," I said. He thought a while upon the word, turning
  • it over in his Scots head, and then answered with conviction, "Yes, a
  • privilege."
  • That night I was summoned by "Merrily danced the Quaker's Wife" into the
  • companion of Steerage No. 4 and 5. This was, properly speaking, but a
  • strip across a deck-house, lit by a sickly lantern which swung to and
  • fro with the motion of the ship. Through the open slide-door we had a
  • glimpse of the grey night sea, with patches of phosphorescent foam
  • flying, swift as birds, into the wake, and the horizon rising and
  • falling as the vessel rolled to the wind. In the centre the companion
  • ladder plunged down sheerly like an open pit. Below, on the first
  • landing, and lighted by another lamp, lads and lasses danced, not more
  • than three at a time for lack of space, in jigs and reels, and
  • hornpipes. Above, on either side, there was a recess railed with iron,
  • perhaps two feet wide and four long, which stood for orchestra and seats
  • of honour. In the one balcony, five slatternly Irish lasses sat woven in
  • a comely group. In the other was posted Orpheus, his body, which was
  • convulsively in motion, forming an odd contrast to his somnolent,
  • imperturbable Scots face. His brother, a dark man with a vehement,
  • interested countenance, who made a god of the fiddler, sat by with open
  • mouth, drinking in the general admiration and throwing out remarks to
  • kindle it.
  • "That's a bonny hornpipe now," he would say; "it's a great favourite
  • with performers; they dance the sand dance to it." And he expounded the
  • sand dance. Then suddenly, it would be a long "Hush!" with uplifted
  • finger and glowing, supplicating eyes; "he's going to play 'Auld Robin
  • Gray' on one string!" And throughout this excruciating movement,--"On
  • one string, that's on one string!" he kept crying. I would have given
  • something myself that it had been on none; but the hearers were much
  • awed. I called for a tune or two, and thus introduced myself to the
  • notice of the brother, who directed his talk to me for some little
  • while, keeping, I need hardly mention, true to his topic, like the
  • seamen to the star. "He's grand of it," he said confidentially. "His
  • master was a music-hall man." Indeed, the music-hall man had left his
  • mark, for our fiddler was ignorant of many of our best old airs; "Logie
  • o' Buchan," for instance, he only knew as a quick, jigging figure in a
  • set of quadrilles, and had never heard it called by name. Perhaps, after
  • all, the brother was the more interesting performer of the two. I have
  • spoken with him afterwards repeatedly, and found him always the same
  • quick, fiery bit of a man, not without brains; but he never showed to
  • such advantage as when he was thus squiring the fiddler into public
  • note. There is nothing more becoming than a genuine admiration; and it
  • shares this with love, that it does not become contemptible although
  • misplaced.
  • The dancing was but feebly carried on. The space was almost
  • impracticably small; and the Irish wenches combined the extreme of
  • bashfulness about this innocent display with a surprising impudence and
  • roughness of address. Most often, either the fiddle lifted up its voice
  • unheeded, or only a couple of lads would be footing it and snapping
  • fingers on the landing. And such was the eagerness of the brother to
  • display all the acquirements of his idol, and such the sleepy
  • indifference of the performer, that the tune would as often as not be
  • changed, and the hornpipe expire into a ballad before the dancers had
  • cut half a dozen shuffles.
  • In the meantime, however, the audience had been growing more and more
  • numerous every moment; there was hardly standing-room round the top of
  • the companion; and the strange instinct of the race moved some of the
  • new-comers to close both the doors, so that the atmosphere grew
  • insupportable. It was a good place, as the saying is, to leave.
  • The wind hauled ahead with a head sea. By ten at night heavy sprays were
  • flying and drumming over the forecastle; the companion of Steerage No. 1
  • had to be closed, and the door of communication through the second cabin
  • thrown open. Either from the convenience of the opportunity, or because
  • we had already a number of acquaintances in that part of the ship, Mr.
  • Jones and I paid it a late visit. Steerage No. 1 is shaped like an
  • isosceles triangle, the sides opposite the equal angles bulging outward
  • with the contour of the ship. It is lined with eight pens of sixteen
  • bunks apiece, four bunks below and four above on either side. At night
  • the place is lit with two lanterns, one to each table. As the steamer
  • beat on her way among the rough billows, the light passed through
  • violent phases of change, and was thrown to and fro and up and down with
  • startling swiftness. You were tempted to wonder, as you looked, how so
  • thin a glimmer could control and disperse such solid blackness. When
  • Jones and I entered we found a little company of our acquaintances
  • seated together at the triangular foremost table. A more forlorn party,
  • in more dismal circumstances, it would be hard to imagine. The motion
  • here in the ship's nose was very violent; the uproar of the sea often
  • overpoweringly loud. The yellow flicker of the lantern spun round and
  • round and tossed the shadows in masses. The air was hot, but it struck a
  • chill from its foetor. From all round in the dark bunks, the scarcely
  • human noises of the sick joined into a kind of farmyard chorus. In the
  • midst, these five friends of mine were keeping up what heart they could
  • in company. Singing was their refuge from discomfortable thoughts and
  • sensations. One piped, in feeble tones, "Oh why left I my hame?" which
  • seemed a pertinent question in the circumstances. Another, from the
  • invisible horrors of a pen where he lay dog-sick upon the upper shelf,
  • found courage, in a blink of his sufferings, to give us several verses
  • of the "Death of Nelson"; and it was odd and eerie to hear the chorus
  • breathe feebly from all sorts of dark corners, and "this day has done
  • his dooty" rise and fall and be taken up again in this dim _inferno_, to
  • an accompaniment of plunging, hollow-sounding bows and the rattling
  • spray-showers overhead.
  • All seemed unfit for conversation; a certain dizziness had interrupted
  • the activity of their minds; and except to sing they were tongue-tied.
  • There was present, however, one tall, powerful fellow of doubtful
  • nationality, being neither quite Scotsman nor altogether Irish, but of
  • surprising clearness of conviction on the highest problems. He had gone
  • nearly beside himself on the Sunday, because of a general backwardness
  • to indorse his definition of mind as "a living, thinking substance which
  • cannot be felt, heard, or seen"--nor, I presume, although he failed to
  • mention it, smelt. Now he came forward in a pause with another
  • contribution to our culture.
  • "Just by way of change," said he, "I'll ask you a Scripture riddle.
  • There's profit in them too," he added ungrammatically.
  • This was the riddle--
  • C and P
  • Did agree
  • To cut down C;
  • But C and P
  • Could not agree
  • Without the leave of G.
  • All the people cried to see
  • The crueltie
  • Of C and P.
  • Harsh are the words of Mercury after the songs of Apollo! We were a long
  • while over the problem, shaking our heads and gloomily wondering how a
  • man could be such a fool; but at length he put us out of suspense and
  • divulged the fact that C and P stood for Caiaphas and Pontius Pilate.
  • I think it must have been the riddle that settled us; but the motion and
  • the close air likewise hurried our departure. We had not been gone long,
  • we heard next morning, ere two or even three out of the five fell sick.
  • We thought it little wonder on the whole, for the sea kept contrary all
  • night. I now made my bed upon the second cabin floor, where, although I
  • ran the risk of being stepped upon, I had a free current of air, more or
  • less vitiated indeed, and running only from steerage to steerage, but at
  • least not stagnant; and from this couch, as well as the usual sounds of
  • a rough night at sea, the hateful coughing and retching of the sick and
  • the sobs of children, I heard a man run wild with terror beseeching his
  • friend for encouragement. "The ship's going down!" he cried with a
  • thrill of agony. "The ship's going down!" he repeated, now in a blank
  • whisper, now with his voice rising towards a sob; and his friend might
  • reassure him, reason with him, joke at him--all was in vain, and the old
  • cry came back, "The ship's going down!" There was something panic and
  • catching in the emotion of his tones; and I saw in a clear flash what an
  • involved and hideous tragedy was a disaster to an emigrant ship. If this
  • whole parishful of people came no more to land, into how many houses
  • would the newspaper carry woe, and what a great part of the web of our
  • corporate human life would be rent across for ever!
  • The next morning when I came on deck I found a new world indeed. The
  • wind was fair; the sun mounted into a cloudless heaven; through great
  • dark blue seas the ship cut a swathe of curded foam. The horizon was
  • dotted all day with companionable sails, and the sun shone pleasantly on
  • the long, heaving deck.
  • We had many fine-weather diversions to beguile the time. There was a
  • single chess-board and a single pack of cards. Sometimes as many as
  • twenty of us would be playing dominoes for love. Feats of dexterity,
  • puzzles for the intelligence, some arithmetical, some of the same order
  • as the old problem of the fox and goose and cabbage, were always
  • welcome; and the latter, I observed, more popular as well as more
  • conspicuously well done than the former. We had a regular daily
  • competition to guess the vessel's progress; and twelve o'clock, when the
  • result was published in the wheel-house, came to be a moment of
  • considerable interest. But the interest was unmixed. Not a bet was laid
  • upon our guesses. From the Clyde to Sandy Hook I never heard a wager
  • offered or taken. We had, besides, romps in plenty. Puss in the Corner,
  • which we had rebaptised, in more manly style, Devil and four Corners,
  • was my own favourite game; but there were many who preferred another,
  • the humour of which was to box a person's ears until he found out who
  • had cuffed him.
  • This Tuesday morning we were all delighted with the change of weather,
  • and in the highest possible spirits. We got in a cluster like bees,
  • sitting between each other's feet under lee of the deck-houses. Stories
  • and laughter went around. The children climbed about the shrouds. White
  • faces appeared for the first time, and began to take on colour from the
  • wind. I was kept hard at work making cigarettes for one amateur after
  • another, and my less than moderate skill was heartily admired. Lastly,
  • down sat the fiddler in our midst and began to discourse his reels, and
  • jigs, and ballads, with now and then a voice or two to take up the air
  • and throw in the interest of human speech.
  • Through this merry and good-hearted scene there came three cabin
  • passengers, a gentleman and two young ladies, picking their way with
  • little gracious titters of indulgence, and a Lady-Bountiful air about
  • nothing, which galled me to the quick. I have little of the radical in
  • social questions, and have always nourished an idea that one person was
  • as good as another. But I began to be troubled by this episode. It was
  • astonishing what insults these people managed to convey by their
  • presence. They seemed to throw their clothes in our faces. Their eyes
  • searched us all over for tatters and incongruities. A laugh was ready at
  • their lips; but they were too well-mannered to indulge it in our
  • hearing. Wait a bit, till they were all back in the saloon, and then
  • hear how wittily they would depict the manners of the steerage. We were
  • in truth very innocently, cheerfully, and sensibly engaged, and there
  • was no shadow of excuse for the swaying elegant superiority with which
  • these damsels passed among us, or for the stiff and waggish glances of
  • their squire. Not a word was said; only when they were gone Mackay
  • sullenly damned their impudence under his breath; but we were all
  • conscious of an icy influence and a dead break in the course of our
  • enjoyment.
  • STEERAGE TYPES
  • We had a fellow on board, an Irish-American, for all the world like a
  • beggar in a print by Callot; one-eyed, with great, splay crow's-feet
  • round the sockets; a knotty squab nose coming down over his moustache; a
  • miraculous hat; a shirt that had been white, ay, ages long ago; an
  • alpaca coat in its last sleeves; and, without hyperbole, no buttons to
  • his trousers. Even in these rags and tatters, the man twinkled all over
  • with impudence like a piece of sham jewellery; and I have heard him
  • offer a situation to one of his fellow-passengers with the air of a
  • lord. Nothing could overlie such a fellow; a kind of base success was
  • written on his brow. He was then in his ill days; but I can imagine him
  • in Congress with his mouth full of bombast and sawder. As we moved in
  • the same circle, I was brought necessarily into his society. I do not
  • think I ever heard him say anything that was true, kind, or interesting;
  • but there was entertainment in the man's demeanour. You might call him a
  • half-educated Irish Tigg.
  • Our Russian made a remarkable contrast to this impossible fellow.
  • Rumours and legends were current in the steerages about his antecedents.
  • Some said he was a Nihilist escaping; others set him down for a harmless
  • spendthrift, who had squandered fifty thousand roubles, and whose father
  • had now despatched him to America by way of penance. Either tale might
  • flourish in security; there was no contradiction to be feared, for the
  • hero spoke not one word of English. I got on with him lumberingly enough
  • in broken German, and learned from his own lips that he had been an
  • apothecary. He carried the photograph of his betrothed in a pocket-book,
  • and remarked that it did not do her justice. The cut of his head stood
  • out from among the passengers with an air of startling strangeness. The
  • first natural instinct was to take him for a desperado; but although the
  • features, to our Western eyes, had a barbaric and unhomely cast, the eye
  • both reassured and touched. It was large and very dark and soft, with an
  • expression of dumb endurance, as if it had often looked on desperate
  • circumstances and never looked on them without resolution.
  • He cried out when I used the word. "No, no," he said, "not resolution."
  • "The resolution to endure," I explained.
  • And then he shrugged his shoulders, and said, "_Ach, ja_," with gusto,
  • like a man who has been flattered in his favourite pretensions. Indeed,
  • he was always hinting at some secret sorrow; and his life, he said, had
  • been one of unusual trouble and anxiety; so the legends of the steerage
  • may have represented at least some shadow of the truth. Once, and once
  • only, he sang a song at our concerts, standing forth without
  • embarrassment, his great stature somewhat humped, his long arms
  • frequently extended, his Kalmuck head thrown backward. It was a suitable
  • piece of music, as deep as a cow's bellow and wild like the White Sea.
  • He was struck and charmed by the freedom and sociality of our manners.
  • At home, he said, no one on a journey would speak to him, but those with
  • whom he would not care to speak; thus unconsciously involving himself in
  • the condemnation of his countrymen. But Russia was soon to be changed;
  • the ice of the Neva was softening under the sun of civilisation; the new
  • ideas, "_wie eine feine Violine_," were audible among the big, empty
  • drum-notes of Imperial diplomacy; and he looked to see a great revival,
  • though with a somewhat indistinct and childish hope.
  • We had a father and son who made a pair of Jacks-of-all-trades. It was
  • the son who sang the "Death of Nelson" under such contrarious
  • circumstances. He was by trade a shearer of ship plates; but he could
  • touch the organ, and led two choirs, and played the flute and piccolo in
  • a professional string band. His repertory of songs was, besides,
  • inexhaustible, and ranged impartially from the very best to the very
  • worst within his reach. Nor did he seem to make the least distinction
  • between these extremes, but would cheerfully follow up "Tom Bowling"
  • with "Around her splendid form."
  • The father, an old, cheery, small piece of manhood, could do everything
  • connected with tinwork from one end of the process to the other, use
  • almost every carpenter's tool, and make picture frames to boot. "I sat
  • down with silver plate every Sunday," said he, "and pictures on the
  • wall. I have made enough money to be rolling in my carriage. But, sir,"
  • looking at me unsteadily with his bright rheumy eyes, "I was troubled
  • with a drunken wife." He took a hostile view of matrimony in
  • consequence. "It's an old saying," he remarked: "God made 'em, and the
  • devil he mixed 'em."
  • I think he was justified by his experience. It was a dreary story. He
  • would bring home three pounds on Saturday, and on Monday all the clothes
  • would be in pawn. Sick of the useless struggle, he gave up a paying
  • contract, and contented himself with small and ill-paid jobs. "A bad job
  • was as good as a good job for me," he said; "it all went the same way."
  • Once the wife showed signs of amendment; she kept steady for weeks on
  • end; it was again worth while to labour and to do one's best. The
  • husband found a good situation some distance from home, and, to make a
  • little upon every hand, started the wife in a cook-shop; the children
  • were here and there, busy as mice; savings began to grow together in the
  • bank, and the golden age of hope had returned again to that unhappy
  • family. But one week my old acquaintance, getting earlier through with
  • his work, came home on the Friday instead of the Saturday, and there was
  • his wife to receive him, reeling drunk. He "took and gave her a pair o'
  • black eyes," for which I pardon him, nailed up the cook-shop door, gave
  • up his situation, and resigned himself to a life of poverty, with the
  • workhouse at the end. As the children came to their full age they fled
  • the house, and established themselves in other countries; some did well,
  • some not so well; but the father remained at home alone with his drunken
  • wife, all his sound-hearted pluck and varied accomplishments depressed
  • and negatived.
  • Was she dead now? or, after all these years, had he broken the chain,
  • and run from home like a schoolboy? I could not discover which; but here
  • at least he was, out on the adventure, and still one of the bravest and
  • most youthful men on board.
  • "Now, I suppose, I must put my old bones to work again," said he; "but I
  • can do a turn yet."
  • And the son to whom he was going, I asked, was he not able to support
  • him?
  • "Oh, yes," he replied. "But I'm never happy without a job on hand. And
  • I'm stout; I can eat a'most anything. You see no craze about me."
  • This tale of a drunken wife was paralleled on board by another of a
  • drunken father. He was a capable man, with a good chance in life; but he
  • had drunk up two thriving businesses like a bottle of sherry, and
  • involved his sons along with him in ruin. Now they were on board with
  • us, fleeing his disastrous neighbourhood.
  • Total abstinence, like all ascetical conclusions, is unfriendly to the
  • most generous, cheerful, and human parts of man; but it could have
  • adduced many instances and arguments from among our ship's company. I
  • was one day conversing with a kind and happy Scotsman, running to fat
  • and perspiration in the physical, but with a taste for poetry and a
  • genial sense of fun. I had asked him his hopes in emigrating. They were
  • like those of so many others, vague and unfounded: times were bad at
  • home; they were said to have a turn for the better in the States; and a
  • man could get on anywhere, he thought. That was precisely the weak
  • point of his position; for if he could get on in America, why could he
  • not do the same in Scotland? But I never had the courage to use that
  • argument, though it was often on the tip of my tongue, and instead I
  • agreed with him heartily, adding, with reckless originality, "If the man
  • stuck to his work, and kept away from drink."
  • "Ah!" said he slowly, "the drink! You see, that's just my trouble."
  • He spoke with a simplicity that was touching, looking at me at the same
  • time with something strange and timid in his eye, half-ashamed,
  • half-sorry, like a good child who knows he should be beaten. You would
  • have said he recognised a destiny to which he was born, and accepted the
  • consequences mildly. Like the merchant Abudah, he was at the same time
  • fleeing from his destiny and carrying it along with him, the whole at an
  • expense of six guineas.
  • As far as I saw, drink, idleness, and incompetency were the three great
  • causes of emigration; and for all of them, and drink first and foremost,
  • this trick of getting transported overseas appears to me the silliest
  • means of cure. You cannot run away from a weakness; you must some time
  • fight it out or perish; and if that be so, why not now, and where you
  • stand? _Coelum non animam_. Change Glenlivet for Bourbon, and it is
  • still whisky, only not so good. A sea-voyage will not give a man the
  • nerve to put aside cheap pleasure; emigration has to be done before we
  • climb the vessel; an aim in life is the only fortune worth the finding;
  • and it is not to be found in foreign lands, but in the heart itself.
  • Speaking generally, there is no vice of this kind more contemptible than
  • another; for each is but a result and outward sign of a soul tragically
  • shipwrecked. In the majority of cases, cheap pleasure is resorted to by
  • way of anodyne. The pleasure-seeker sets forth upon life with high and
  • difficult ambitions; he meant to be nobly good and nobly happy, though
  • at as little pains as possible to himself; and it is because all has
  • failed in his celestial enterprise that you now behold him rolling in
  • the garbage. Hence the comparative success of the teetotal pledge;
  • because to a man who had nothing it sets at least a negative aim in
  • life. Somewhat as prisoners beguile their days by taming a spider, the
  • reformed drunkard makes an interest out of abstaining from intoxicating
  • drinks, and may live for that negation. There is something, at least,
  • _not to be done_ each day; and a cold triumph awaits him every evening.
  • We had one on board with us, whom I have already referred to under the
  • name of Mackay, who seemed to me not only a good instance of this
  • failure in life of which we have been speaking, but a good type of the
  • intelligence which here surrounded me. Physically he was a small
  • Scotsman, standing a little back as though he were already carrying the
  • elements of a corporation, and his looks somewhat marred by the
  • smallness of his eyes. Mentally, he was endowed above the average. There
  • were but few subjects on which he could not converse with understanding
  • and a dash of wit; delivering himself slowly and with gusto like a man
  • who enjoyed his own sententiousness. He was a dry, quick, pertinent
  • debater, speaking with a small voice, and swinging on his heels to
  • launch and emphasise an argument. When he began a discussion, he could
  • not bear to leave it off, but would pick the subject to the bone,
  • without once relinquishing a point. An engineer by trade, Mackay
  • believed in the unlimited perfectibility of all machines except the
  • human machine. The latter he gave up with ridicule for a compound of
  • carrion and perverse gases. He had an appetite for disconnected facts
  • which I can only compare to the savage taste for beads. What is called
  • information was indeed a passion with the man, and he not only delighted
  • to receive it, but could pay you back in kind.
  • With all these capabilities, here was Mackay, already no longer young,
  • on his way to a new country, with no prospects, no money, and but little
  • hope. He was almost tedious in the cynical disclosures of his despair.
  • "The ship may go down for me," he would say, "now or to-morrow. I have
  • nothing to lose and nothing to hope." And again: "I am sick of the whole
  • damned performance." He was, like the kind little man already quoted,
  • another so-called victim of the bottle. But Mackay was miles from
  • publishing his weakness to the world; laid the blame of his failure on
  • corrupt masters and a corrupt State policy; and after he had been one
  • night overtaken and had played the buffoon in his cups, sternly, though
  • not without tact, suppressed all reference to his escapade. It was a
  • treat to see him manage this: the various jesters withered under his
  • gaze, and you were forced to recognise in him a certain steely force,
  • and a gift of command which might have ruled a senate.
  • In truth it was not whisky that had ruined him; he was ruined long
  • before for all good human purposes but conversation. His eyes were
  • sealed by a cheap, school-book materialism. He could see nothing in the
  • world but money and steam-engines. He did not know what you meant by the
  • word happiness. He had forgotten the simple emotions of childhood, and
  • perhaps never encountered the delights of youth. He believed in
  • production, that useful figment of economy, as if it had been real like
  • laughter; and production, without prejudice to liquor, was his god and
  • guide. One day he took me to task--a novel cry to me--upon the
  • over-payment of literature. Literary men, he said, were more highly paid
  • than artisans; yet the artisan made threshing machines and
  • butter-churns, and the man of letters, except in the way of a few useful
  • handbooks, made nothing worth the while. He produced a mere fancy
  • article. Mackay's notion of a book was "Hoppus's Measurer." Now in my
  • time I have possessed and even studied that work; but if I were to be
  • left to-morrow on Juan Fernandez, Hoppus's is not the book that I
  • should choose for my companion volume.
  • I tried to fight the point with Mackay. I made him own that he had taken
  • pleasure in reading books otherwise, to his view, insignificant; but he
  • was too wary to advance a step beyond the admission. It was in vain for
  • me to argue that here was pleasure ready-made and running from the
  • spring, whereas his ploughs and butter-churns were but means and
  • mechanisms to give men the necessary food and leisure before they start
  • upon the search for pleasure; he jibbed and ran away from such
  • conclusions. The thing was different, he declared, and nothing was
  • serviceable but what had to do with food. "Eat, eat, eat!" he cried;
  • "that's the bottom and the top." By an odd irony of circumstance, he
  • grew so much interested in this discussion that he let the hour slip by
  • unnoticed and had to go without his tea. He had enough sense and humour,
  • indeed he had no lack of either, to have chuckled over this himself in
  • private; and even to me he referred to it with the shadow of a smile.
  • Mackay was a hot bigot. He would not hear of religion. I have seen him
  • waste hours of time in argument with all sorts of poor human creatures
  • who understood neither him nor themselves, and he had had the boyishness
  • to dissect and criticise even so small a matter as the riddler's
  • definition of mind. He snorted aloud with zealotry and the lust for
  • intellectual battle. Anything, whatever it was, that seemed to him
  • likely to discourage the continued passionate production of corn and
  • steam-engines he resented like a conspiracy against the people. Thus,
  • when I put in the plea for literature, that it was only in good books,
  • or in the society of the good, that a man could get help in his conduct,
  • he declared I was in a different world from him. "Damn my conduct!" said
  • he. "I have given it up for a bad job. My question is, 'Can I drive a
  • nail?'" And he plainly looked upon me as one who was insidiously
  • seeking to reduce the people's annual bellyful of corn and
  • steam-engines.
  • It may be argued that these opinions spring from the defect of culture;
  • that a narrow and pinching way of life not only exaggerates to a man the
  • importance of material conditions, but indirectly, by denying him the
  • necessary books and leisure, keeps his mind ignorant of larger thoughts;
  • and that hence springs this overwhelming concern about diet, and hence
  • the bald view of existence professed by Mackay. Had this been an English
  • peasant the conclusion would be tenable. But Mackay had most of the
  • elements of a liberal education. He had skirted metaphysical and
  • mathematical studies. He had a thoughtful hold of what he knew, which
  • would be exceptional among bankers. He had been brought up in the midst
  • of hot-house piety, and told, with incongruous pride, the story of his
  • own brother's deathbed ecstasies. Yet he had somehow failed to fulfil
  • himself, and was adrift like a dead thing among external circumstances,
  • without hope or lively preference or shaping aim. And further, there
  • seemed a tendency among many of his fellows to fall into the same blank
  • and unlovely opinions. One thing, indeed, is not to be learned in
  • Scotland, and that is, the way to be happy. Yet that is the whole of
  • culture, and perhaps two-thirds of morality. Can it be that the Puritan
  • school, by divorcing a man from nature, by thinning out his instincts,
  • and setting a stamp of its disapproval on whole fields of human activity
  • and interest, leads at last directly to material greed?
  • Nature is a good guide through life, and the love of simple pleasures
  • next, if not superior, to virtue; and we had on board an Irishman who
  • based his claim to the widest and most affectionate popularity precisely
  • upon these two qualities, that he was natural and happy. He boasted a
  • fresh colour, a tight little figure, unquenchable gaiety, and
  • indefatigable good-will. His clothes puzzled the diagnostic mind, until
  • you heard he had been once a private coachman, when they became
  • eloquent, and seemed a part of his biography. His face contained the
  • rest, and, I fear, a prophecy of the future; the hawk's nose above
  • accorded so ill with the pink baby's mouth below. His spirit and his
  • pride belonged, you might say, to the nose: while it was the general
  • shiftlessness expressed by the other that had thrown him from situation
  • to situation, and at length on board the emigrant ship. Barney ate, so
  • to speak, nothing from the galley; his own tea, butter, and eggs
  • supported him throughout the voyage; and about mealtime you might often
  • find him up to the elbows in amateur cookery. His was the first voice
  • heard singing among all the passengers; he was the first who fell to
  • dancing. From Loch Foyle to Sandy Hook, there was not a piece of fun
  • undertaken but there was Barney in the midst.
  • You ought to have seen him when he stood up to sing at our concerts--his
  • tight little figure stepping to and fro, and his feet shuffling to the
  • air, his eyes seeking and bestowing encouragement--and to have enjoyed
  • the bow, so nicely calculated between jest and earnest, between grace
  • and clumsiness, with which he brought each song to a conclusion. He was
  • not only a great favourite among ourselves, but his songs attracted the
  • lords of the saloon, who often leaned to hear him over the rails of the
  • hurricane-deck. He was somewhat pleased, but not at all abashed, by this
  • attention; and one night, in the midst of his famous performance of
  • "Billy Keogh," I saw him spin half round in a pirouette and throw an
  • audacious wink to an old gentleman above.
  • This was the more characteristic, as, for all his daffing, he was a
  • modest and very polite little fellow among ourselves.
  • He would not hurt the feelings of a fly, nor throughout the passage did
  • he give a shadow of offence; yet he was always, by his innocent freedoms
  • and love of fun, brought upon that narrow margin where politeness must
  • be natural to walk without a fall. He was once seriously angry, and that
  • in a grave, quiet manner, because they supplied no fish on Friday; for
  • Barney was a conscientious Catholic. He had likewise strict notions of
  • refinement; and when, late one evening, after the women had retired, a
  • young Scotsman struck up an indecent song, Barney's drab clothes were
  • immediately missing from the group. His taste was for the society of
  • gentlemen, of whom, with the reader's permission, there was no lack in
  • our five steerages and second cabin; and he avoided the rough and
  • positive with a girlish shrinking. Mackay, partly from his superior
  • powers of mind, which rendered him incomprehensible, partly from his
  • extreme opinions, was especially distasteful to the Irishman. I have
  • seen him slink off, with backward looks of terror and offended delicacy,
  • while the other, in his witty, ugly way, had been professing hostility
  • to God, and an extreme theatrical readiness to be shipwrecked on the
  • spot. These utterances hurt the little coachman's modesty like a bad
  • word.
  • THE SICK MAN
  • One night Jones, the young O'Reilly, and myself were walking arm-in-arm
  • and briskly up and down the deck. Six bells had rung; a head-wind blew
  • chill and fitful, the fog was closing in with a sprinkle of rain, and
  • the fog-whistle had been turned on, and now divided time with its
  • unwelcome outcries, loud like a bull, thrilling and intense like a
  • mosquito. Even the watch lay somewhere snugly out of sight.
  • For some time we observed something lying black and huddled in the
  • scuppers, which at last heaved a little and moaned aloud. We ran to the
  • rails. An elderly man, but whether passenger or seaman it was impossible
  • in the darkness to determine, lay grovelling on his belly in the wet
  • scuppers, and kicking feebly with his outspread toes. We asked him what
  • was amiss, and he replied incoherently, with a strange accent and in a
  • voice unmanned by terror, that he had cramp in the stomach, that he had
  • been ailing all day, had seen the doctor twice, and had walked the deck
  • against fatigue till he was overmastered and had fallen where we found
  • him.
  • Jones remained by his side, while O'Reilly and I hurried off to seek the
  • doctor. We knocked in vain at the doctor's cabin; there came no reply;
  • nor could we find anyone to guide us. It was no time for delicacy; so we
  • ran once more forward; and I, whipping up a ladder and touching my hat
  • to the officer of the watch, addressed him as politely as I could--
  • "I beg your pardon, sir; but there is a man lying bad with cramp in the
  • lee scuppers; and I can't find the doctor."
  • He looked at me peeringly in the darkness; and then, somewhat harshly,
  • "Well, _I_ can't leave the bridge, my man," said he.
  • "No, sir; but you can tell me what to do," I returned.
  • "Is it one of the crew?" he asked.
  • "I believe him to be a fireman," I replied.
  • I dare say officers are much annoyed by complaints and alarmist
  • information from their freight of human creatures; but certainly,
  • whether it was the idea that the sick man was one of the crew, or from
  • something conciliatory in my address, the officer in question was
  • immediately relieved and mollified; and speaking in a voice much freer
  • from constraint, advised me to find a steward and despatch him in quest
  • of the doctor, who would now be in the smoking-room over his pipe.
  • One of the stewards was often enough to be found about this hour down
  • our companion, Steerage No. 2 and 3; that was his smoking-room of a
  • night. Let me call him Blackwood. O'Reilly and I rattled down the
  • companion, breathing hurry; and in his short-sleeves and perched across
  • the carpenter's bench upon one thigh, found Blackwood; a neat, bright,
  • dapper, Glasgow-looking man, with a bead of an eye and a rank twang in
  • his speech. I forget who was with him, but the pair were enjoying a
  • deliberate talk over their pipes. I dare say he was tired with his day's
  • work, and eminently comfortable at that moment; and the truth is, I did
  • not stop to consider his feelings, but told my story in a breath.
  • "Steward," said I, "there's a man lying bad with cramp, and I can't find
  • the doctor."
  • He turned upon me as pert as a sparrow, but with a black look that is
  • the prerogative of man; and taking his pipe out of his mouth--
  • "That's none of my business," said he. "I don't care."
  • I could have strangled the little ruffian where he sat. The thought of
  • his cabin civility and cabin tips filled me with indignation. I glanced
  • at O'Reilly; he was pale and quivering, and looked like assault and
  • battery, every inch of him. But we had a better card than violence.
  • "You will have to make it your business," said I, "for I am sent to you
  • by the officer on the bridge."
  • Blackwood was fairly tripped. He made no answer, but put out his pipe,
  • gave me one murderous look, and set off upon his errand strolling. From
  • that day forward, I should say, he improved to me in courtesy, as though
  • he had repented his evil speech and were anxious to leave a better
  • impression.
  • When we got on deck again, Jones was still beside the sick man; and two
  • or three late stragglers had gathered round and were offering
  • suggestions. One proposed to give the patient water, which was promptly
  • negatived. Another bade us hold him up; he himself prayed to be let lie;
  • but as it was at least as well to keep him off the streaming decks,
  • O'Reilly and I supported him between us. It was only by main force that
  • we did so, and neither an easy nor an agreeable duty; for he fought in
  • his paroxysms like a frightened child, and moaned miserably when he
  • resigned himself to our control.
  • "O let me lie!" he pleaded. "I'll no' get better anyway." And then with
  • a moan that went to my heart, "O why did I come upon this miserable
  • journey?"
  • I was reminded of the song which I had heard a little while before in
  • the close, tossing steerage: "O why left I my hame?"
  • Meantime Jones, relieved of his immediate charge, had gone off to the
  • galley, where we could see a light. There he found a belated cook
  • scouring pans by the radiance of two lanterns, and one of these he
  • sought to borrow. The scullion was backward. "Was it one of the crew?"
  • he asked. And when Jones, smitten with my theory, had assured him that
  • it was a fireman, he reluctantly left his scouring and came towards us
  • at an easy pace, with one of the lanterns swinging from his finger. The
  • light, as it reached the spot, showed us an elderly man, thick-set, and
  • grizzled with years; but the shifting and coarse shadows concealed from
  • us the expression and even the design of his face.
  • So soon as the cook set eyes on him he gave a sort of whistle.
  • "_It's only a passenger!_" said he; and turning about, made, lantern and
  • all, for the galley.
  • "He's a man anyway," cried Jones in indignation.
  • "Nobody said he was a woman," said a gruff voice, which I recognised for
  • that of the bo's'un.
  • All this while there was no word of Blackwood or the doctor; and now the
  • officer came to our side of the ship and asked, over the hurricane-deck
  • rails, if the doctor were not yet come. We told him not.
  • "No?" he repeated with a breathing of anger; and we saw him hurry aft in
  • person.
  • Ten minutes after the doctor made his appearance deliberately enough and
  • examined our patient with the lantern. He made little of the case, had
  • the man brought aft to the dispensary, dosed him, and sent him forward
  • to his bunk. Two of his neighbours in the steerage had now come to our
  • assistance, expressing loud sorrow that such "a fine cheery body" should
  • be sick; and these, claiming a sort of possession, took him entirely
  • under their own care. The drug had probably relieved him, for he
  • struggled no more, and was led along plaintive and patient, but
  • protesting. His heart recoiled at the thought of the steerage. "O let me
  • lie down upon the bieldy side," he cried; "O dinna take me down!" And
  • again: "O why did ever I come upon this miserable voyage?" And yet once
  • more, with a gasp and a wailing prolongation of the fourth word: "I had
  • no _call_ to come." But there he was; and by the doctor's order and the
  • kind force of his two shipmates disappeared down the companion of
  • Steerage No. 1 into the den allotted him.
  • At the foot of our own companion, just where I had found Blackwood,
  • Jones and the bo's'un were now engaged in talk. This last was a gruff,
  • cruel-looking seaman, who must have passed near half a century upon the
  • seas; square-headed, goat-bearded, with heavy blonde eyebrows, and an
  • eye without radiance, but inflexibly steady and hard. I had not
  • forgotten his rough speech; but I remembered also that he had helped us
  • about the lantern; and now seeing him in conversation with Jones, and
  • being choked with indignation, I proceeded to blow off my steam.
  • "Well," said I, "I make you my compliments upon your steward," and
  • furiously narrated what had happened.
  • "I've nothing to do with him," replied the bo's'un. "They're all alike.
  • They wouldn't mind if they saw you all lying dead one upon the top of
  • another."
  • This was enough. A very little humanity went a long way with me after
  • the experience of the evening. A sympathy grew up at once between the
  • bo's'un and myself; and that night, and during the next few days, I
  • learned to appreciate him better. He was a remarkable type, and not at
  • all the kind of man you find in books. He had been at Sebastopol under
  • English colours; and again in a States ship, "after the _Alabama_, and
  • praying God we shouldn't find her." He was a high Tory and a high
  • Englishman. No manufacturer could have held opinions more hostile to the
  • working man and his strikes. "The workmen," he said, "think nothing of
  • their country. They think of nothing but themselves. They're damned
  • greedy, selfish fellows." He would not hear of the decadence of England.
  • "They say they send us beef from America," he argued: "but who pays for
  • it? All the money in the world's in England." The Royal Navy was the
  • best of possible services, according to him. "Anyway the officers are
  • gentlemen," said he; "and you can't get hazed to death by a damned
  • non-commissioned ---- as you can in the army." Among nations, England
  • was the first; then came France. He respected the French navy and liked
  • the French people; and if he were forced to make a new choice in life,
  • "by God, he would try Frenchmen!" For all his looks and rough, cold
  • manners, I observed that children were never frightened by him; they
  • divined him at once to be a friend; and one night when he had chalked
  • his hand and went about stealthily setting his mark on people's clothes,
  • it was incongruous to hear this formidable old salt chuckling over his
  • boyish monkey trick.
  • In the morning, my first thought was of the sick man. I was afraid I
  • should not recognise him, so baffling had been the light of the lantern;
  • and found myself unable to decide if he were Scots, English, or Irish.
  • He had certainly employed north-country words and elisions; but the
  • accent and the pronunciation seemed unfamiliar and incongruous in my
  • ear.
  • To descend on an empty stomach into Steerage No. 1 was an adventure that
  • required some nerve. The stench was atrocious; each respiration tasted
  • in the throat like some horrible kind of cheese; and the squalid aspect
  • of the place was aggravated by so many people worming themselves into
  • their clothes in the twilight of the bunks. You may guess if I was
  • pleased, not only for him, but for myself also, when I heard that the
  • sick man was better and had gone on deck.
  • The morning was raw and foggy, though the sun suffused the fog with pink
  • and amber; the fog-horn still blew, stertorous and intermittent; and to
  • add to the discomfort, the seamen were just beginning to wash down the
  • decks. But for a sick man this was heaven compared to the steerage. I
  • found him standing on the hot-water pipe, just forward of the saloon
  • deck-house. He was smaller than I had fancied, and plain-looking; but
  • his face was distinguished by strange and fascinating eyes, limpid grey
  • from a distance, but, when looked into, full of changing colours and
  • grains of gold. His manners were mild and uncompromisingly plain; and I
  • soon saw that, when once started, he delighted to talk. His accent and
  • language had been formed in the most natural way, since he was born in
  • Ireland, had lived a quarter of a century on the banks of the Tyne, and
  • was married to a Scots wife. A fisherman in the season, he had fished
  • the east coast from Fisherrow to Whitby. When the season was over, and
  • the great boats, which required extra hands, were once drawn up on shore
  • till the next spring, he worked as a labourer about chemical furnaces,
  • or along the wharves unloading vessels. In this comparatively humble way
  • of life he had gathered a competence, and could speak of his comfortable
  • house, his hayfield, and his garden. On this ship, where so many
  • accomplished artisans were fleeing from starvation, he was present on a
  • pleasure trip to visit a brother in New York.
  • Ere he started, he informed me, he had been warned against the steerage
  • and the steerage fare, and recommended to bring with him a ham and tea
  • and a spice loaf. But he laughed to scorn such counsels. "_I'm_ not
  • afraid," he had told his adviser, "_I'll_ get on for ten days. I've not
  • been a fisherman for nothing." For it is no light matter, as he reminded
  • me, to be in an open boat, perhaps waist-deep with herrings, day
  • breaking with a scowl, and for miles on every hand lee-shores, unbroken,
  • iron-bound, surf-beat, with only here and there an anchorage where you
  • dare not lie, or a harbour impossible to enter with the wind that blows.
  • The life of a North Sea fisher is one long chapter of exposure and hard
  • work and insufficient fare; and even if he makes land at some bleak
  • fisher port, perhaps the season is bad or his boat has been unlucky,
  • and after fifty hours' unsleeping vigilance and toil, not a shop will
  • give him credit for a loaf of bread. Yet the steerage of the emigrant
  • ship had been too vile for the endurance of a man thus rudely trained.
  • He had scarce eaten since he came on board, until the day before, when
  • his appetite was tempted by some excellent pea-soup. We were all much of
  • the same mind on board, and beginning with myself, had dined upon
  • pea-soup not wisely but too well; only with him the excess had been
  • punished, perhaps because he was weakened by former abstinence, and his
  • first meal had resulted in a cramp. He had determined to live henceforth
  • on biscuit; and when, two months later, he should return to England, to
  • make the passage by saloon. The second cabin, after due inquiry, he
  • scouted as another edition of the steerage.
  • He spoke apologetically of his emotion when ill. "Ye see, I had no call
  • to be here," said he; "and I thought it was by with me last night. I've
  • a good house at home, and plenty to nurse me, and I had no real call to
  • leave them." Speaking of the attentions he had received from his
  • shipmates generally, "They were all so kind," he said, "that there's
  • none to mention." And except in so far as I might share in this, he
  • troubled me with no reference to my services.
  • But what affected me in the most lively manner was the wealth of this
  • day-labourer, paying a two months' pleasure visit to the States, and
  • preparing to return in the saloon, and the new testimony rendered by his
  • story, not so much to the horrors of the steerage as to the habitual
  • comfort of the working classes. One foggy, frosty December evening, I
  • encountered on Liberton Hill, near Edinburgh, an Irish labourer trudging
  • homeward from the fields. Our roads lay together, and it was natural
  • that we should fall into talk. He was covered with mud; an inoffensive,
  • ignorant creature, who thought the Atlantic cable was a secret
  • contrivance of the masters the better to oppress labouring mankind; and
  • I confess I was astonished to learn that he had nearly three hundred
  • pounds in the bank. But this man had travelled over most of the world,
  • and enjoyed wonderful opportunities on some American railroad, with two
  • dollars a shift and double pay on Sunday and at night; whereas my
  • fellow-passenger had never quitted Tyneside, and had made all that he
  • possessed in that same accursed, down-falling England, whence skilled
  • mechanics, engineers, millwrights, and carpenters were fleeing as from
  • the native country of starvation.
  • Fitly enough, we slid off on the subject of strikes and wages and hard
  • times. Being from the Tyne, and a man who had gained and lost in his own
  • pocket by these fluctuations, he had much to say, and held strong
  • opinions on the subject. He spoke sharply of the masters, and, when I
  • led him on, of the men also. The masters had been selfish and
  • obstructive; the men selfish, silly, and light-headed. He rehearsed to
  • me the course of a meeting at which he had been present, and the
  • somewhat long discourse which he had there pronounced, calling into
  • question the wisdom and even the good faith of the Union delegates; and
  • although he had escaped himself through flush times and starvation times
  • with a handsomely provided purse, he had so little faith in either man
  • or master, and so profound a terror for the unerring Nemesis of
  • mercantile affairs, that he could think of no hope for our country
  • outside of a sudden and complete political subversion. Down must go
  • Lords and Church and Army; and capital, by some happy direction, must
  • change hands from worse to better, or England stood condemned. Such
  • principles, he said, were growing "like a seed."
  • From this mild, soft, domestic man, these words sounded unusually
  • ominous and grave. I had heard enough revolutionary talk among my
  • workmen fellow-passengers; but most of it was hot and turgid, and fell
  • discredited from the lips of unsuccessful men. This man was calm; he had
  • attained prosperity and ease; he disapproved the policy which had been
  • pursued by labour in the past; and yet this was his panacea,--to rend
  • the old country from end to end, and from top to bottom, and in clamour
  • and civil discord remodel it with the hand of violence.
  • THE STOWAWAYS
  • On the Sunday, among a party of men who were talking in our companion,
  • Steerage No. 2 and 3, we remarked a new figure. He wore tweed clothes,
  • well enough made if not very fresh, and a plain smoking-cap. His face
  • was pale, with pale eyes, and spiritedly enough designed; but though not
  • yet thirty, a sort of blackguardly degeneration had already overtaken
  • his features. The fine nose had grown fleshy towards the point, the pale
  • eyes were sunk in fat. His hands were strong and elegant; his experience
  • of life evidently varied; his speech full of pith and verve; his manners
  • forward, but perfectly presentable. The lad who helped in the second
  • cabin told me, in answer to a question, that he did not know who he was,
  • but thought, "by his way of speaking, and because he was so polite, that
  • he was some one from the saloon."
  • I was not so sure, for to me there was something equivocal in his air
  • and bearing. He might have been, I thought, the son of some good family
  • who had fallen early into dissipation and run from home. But, making
  • every allowance, how admirable was his talk! I wish you could have heard
  • him tell his own stories. They were so swingingly set forth, in such
  • dramatic language, and illustrated here and there by such luminous bits
  • of acting, that they could only lose in any reproduction. There were
  • tales of the P. and O. Company, where he had been an officer; of the
  • East Indies, where in former years he had lived lavishly; of the Royal
  • Engineers, where he had served for a period; and of a dozen other sides
  • of life, each introducing some vigorous thumb-nail portrait. He had the
  • talk to himself that night, we were all so glad to listen. The best
  • talkers usually address themselves to some particular society; there
  • they are kings, elsewhere camp-followers, as a man may know Russian and
  • yet be ignorant of Spanish; but this fellow had a frank, headlong power
  • of style, and a broad, human choice of subject, that would have turned
  • any circle in the world into a circle of hearers. He was a Homeric
  • talker, plain, strong, and cheerful; and the things and the people of
  • which he spoke became readily and clearly present to the minds of those
  • who heard him. This, with a certain added colouring of rhetoric and
  • rodomontade, must have been the style of Burns, who equally charmed the
  • ears of duchesses and hostlers.
  • Yet freely and personally as he spoke, many points remained obscure in
  • his narration. The Engineers, for instance, was a service which he
  • praised highly; it is true there would be trouble with the sergeants;
  • but then the officers were gentlemen, and his own, in particular, one
  • among ten thousand. It sounded so far exactly like an episode in the
  • rakish, topsy-turvy life of such an one as I had imagined. But then
  • there came incidents more doubtful, which showed an almost impudent
  • greed after gratuities, and a truly impudent disregard for truth. And
  • then there was the tale of his departure. He had wearied, it seems, of
  • Woolwich, and one fine day, with a companion, slipped up to London for a
  • spree. I have a suspicion that spree was meant to be a long one; but God
  • disposes all things; and one morning, near Westminster Bridge, whom
  • should he come across but the very sergeant who had recruited him at
  • first! What followed? He himself indicated cavalierly that he had then
  • resigned. Let us put it so. But these resignations are sometimes very
  • trying.
  • At length, after having delighted us for hours, he took himself away
  • from the companion; and I could ask Mackay who and what he was. "That?"
  • said Mackay. "Why, that's one of the stowaways."
  • "No man," said the same authority, "who has had anything to do with the
  • sea, would ever think of paying for a passage." I give the statement as
  • Mackay's, without endorsement; yet I am tempted to believe that it
  • contains a grain of truth; and if you add that the man shall be impudent
  • and thievish, or else dead-broke, it may even pass for a fair
  • representation of the facts. We gentlemen of England who live at home at
  • ease have, I suspect, very insufficient ideas on the subject. All the
  • world over, people are stowing away in coal-holes and dark corners, and
  • when ships are once out to sea, appearing again, begrimed and bashful,
  • upon deck. The career of these sea-tramps partakes largely of the
  • adventurous. They may be poisoned by coal-gas, or die by starvation in
  • their place of concealment; or when found they may be clapped at once
  • and ignominiously into irons, thus to be carried to their promised land,
  • the port of destination, and alas! brought back in the same way to that
  • from which they started, and there delivered over to the magistrates and
  • the seclusion of a county jail. Since I crossed the Atlantic, one
  • miserable stowaway was found in a dying state among the fuel, uttered
  • but a word or two, and departed for a farther country than America.
  • When the stowaway appears on deck, he has but one thing to pray for:
  • that he be set to work, which is the price and sign of his forgiveness.
  • After half an hour with a swab or a bucket, he feels himself as secure
  • as if he had paid for his passage. It is not altogether a bad thing for
  • the company, who get more or less efficient hands for nothing but a few
  • plates of junk and duff; and every now and again find themselves better
  • paid than by a whole family of cabin passengers. Not long ago, for
  • instance, a packet was saved from nearly certain loss by the skill and
  • courage of a stowaway engineer. As was no more than just, a handsome
  • subscription rewarded him for his success; but even without such
  • exceptional good fortune, as things stand in England and America, the
  • stowaway will often make a good profit out of his adventure. Four
  • engineers stowed away last summer on the same ship, the _Circassia_; and
  • before two days after their arrival each of the four had found a
  • comfortable berth. This was the most hopeful tale of emigration that I
  • heard from first to last; and as you see, the luck was for stowaways.
  • My curiosity was much inflamed by what I heard; and the next morning, as
  • I was making the round of the ship, I was delighted to find the ex-Royal
  • Engineer engaged in washing down the white paint of a deck house. There
  • was another fellow at work beside him, a lad not more than twenty, in
  • the most miraculous tatters, his handsome face sown with grains of
  • beauty and lighted up by expressive eyes. Four stowaways had been found
  • aboard our ship before she left the Clyde; but these two had alone
  • escaped the ignominy of being put ashore. Alick, my acquaintance of last
  • night, was Scots by birth, and by trade a practical engineer; the other
  • was from Devonshire, and had been to sea before the mast. Two people
  • more unlike by training, character, and habits it would be hard to
  • imagine; yet here they were together, scrubbing paint.
  • Alick had held all sorts of good situations, and wasted many
  • opportunities in life. I have heard him end a story with these words:
  • "That was in my golden days, when I used finger-glasses." Situation
  • after situation failed him; then followed the depression of trade, and
  • for months he had hung round with other idlers, playing marbles all day
  • in the West Park, and going home at night to tell his landlady how he
  • had been seeking for a job. I believe this kind of existence was not
  • unpleasant to Alick himself, and he might have long continued to enjoy
  • idleness and a life on tick; but he had a comrade, let us call him
  • Brown, who grew restive. This fellow was continually threatening to slip
  • his cable for the States, and at last, one Wednesday, Glasgow was left
  • widowed of her Brown. Some months afterwards, Alick met another old
  • chum in Sauchiehall Street.
  • "By the bye, Alick," said he, "I met a gentleman in New York who was
  • asking for you."
  • "Who was that?" asked Alick.
  • "The new second engineer on board the _So-and-So_," was the reply.
  • "Well, and who is he?"
  • "Brown, to be sure."
  • For Brown had been one of the fortunate quartette aboard the
  • _Circassia_. If that was the way of it in the States, Alick thought it
  • was high time to follow Brown's example. He spent his last day, as he
  • put it, "reviewing the yeomanry," and the next morning says he to his
  • landlady, "Mrs. X., I'll not take porridge to-day, please; I'll take
  • some eggs."
  • "Why, have you found a job?" she asked, delighted.
  • "Well, yes," returned the perfidious Alick; "I think I'll start to-day."
  • And so, well lined with eggs, start he did, but for America. I am afraid
  • that landlady has seen the last of him.
  • It was easy enough to get on board in the confusion that attends a
  • vessel's departure; and in one of the dark corners of Steerage No. 1,
  • flat in a bunk and with an empty stomach, Alick made the voyage from the
  • Broomielaw to Greenock. That night, the ship's yeoman pulled him out by
  • the heels and had him before the mate. Two other stowaways had already
  • been found and sent ashore; but by this time darkness had fallen, they
  • were out in the middle of the estuary, and the last steamer had left
  • them till the morning.
  • "Take him to the forecastle and give him a meal," said the mate, "and
  • see and pack him off the first thing to-morrow."
  • In the forecastle he had supper, a good night's rest and breakfast, and
  • was sitting placidly with a pipe, fancying all was over and the game up
  • for good with that ship, when one of the sailors grumbled out an oath at
  • him, with a "What are you doing there?" and "Do you call that hiding,
  • anyway?" There was need of no more: Alick was in another bunk before the
  • day was older. Shortly before the passengers arrived, the ship was
  • cursorily inspected. He heard the round come down the companion and look
  • into one pen after another, until they came within two of the one in
  • which he lay concealed. Into these last two they did not enter, but
  • merely glanced from without; and Alick had no doubt that he was
  • personally favoured in this escape. It was the character of the man to
  • attribute nothing to luck and but little to kindness; whatever happened
  • to him he had earned in his own right amply; favours came to him from
  • his singular attraction and adroitness, and misfortunes he had always
  • accepted with his eyes open. Half an hour after the searchers had
  • departed, the steerage began to fill with legitimate passengers, and the
  • worst of Alick's troubles was at an end. He was soon making himself
  • popular, smoking other people's tobacco, and politely sharing their
  • private stock of delicacies, and when night came, he retired to his bunk
  • beside the others with composure.
  • Next day by afternoon, Lough Foyle being already far behind, and only
  • the rough north-western hills of Ireland within view, Alick appeared on
  • deck to court inquiry and decide his fate. As a matter of fact, he was
  • known to several on board, and even intimate with one of the engineers;
  • but it was plainly not the etiquette of such occasions for the
  • authorities to avow their information. Every one professed surprise and
  • anger on his appearance, and he was led prisoner before the captain.
  • "What have you got to say for yourself?" inquired the captain.
  • "Not much," said Alick; "but when a man has been a long time out of a
  • job, he will do things he would not under other circumstances."
  • "Are you willing to work?"
  • Alick swore he was burning to be useful.
  • "And what can you do?" asked the captain.
  • He replied composedly that he was a brass-fitter by trade.
  • "I think you will be better at engineering?" suggested the officer, with
  • a shrewd look.
  • "No, sir," says Alick simply.--"There's few can beat me at a lie," was
  • his engaging commentary to me as he recounted the affair.
  • "Have you been to sea?" again asked the captain.
  • "I've had a trip on a Clyde steamboat, sir, but no more," replied the
  • unabashed Alick.
  • "Well, we must try and find some work for you," concluded the officer.
  • And hence we behold Alick, clear of the hot engine-room, lazily scraping
  • paint and now and then taking a pull upon a sheet. "You leave me alone,"
  • was his deduction. "When I get talking to a man, I can get round him."
  • The other stowaway, whom I will call the Devonian--it was noticeable
  • that neither of them told his name--had both been brought up and seen
  • the world in a much smaller way. His father, a confectioner, died and
  • was closely followed by his mother. His sisters had taken, I think, to
  • dressmaking. He himself had returned from sea about a year ago and gone
  • to live with his brother, who kept the "George Hotel"--"it was not quite
  • a real hotel," added the candid fellow--"and had a hired man to mind the
  • horses." At first the Devonian was very welcome; but as time went on his
  • brother not unnaturally grew cool towards him, and he began to find
  • himself one too many at the "George Hotel." "I don't think brothers care
  • much for you," he said, as a general reflection upon life. Hurt at this
  • change, nearly penniless, and too proud to ask for more, he set off on
  • foot and walked eighty miles to Weymouth, living on the journey as he
  • could. He would have enlisted, but he was too small for the army and too
  • old for the navy; and thought himself fortunate at last to find a berth
  • on board a trading dandy. Somewhere in the Bristol Channel the dandy
  • sprung a leak and went down; and though the crew were picked up and
  • brought ashore by fishermen, they found themselves with nothing but the
  • clothes upon their back. His next engagement was scarcely better
  • starred; for the ship proved so leaky, and frightened them all so
  • heartily during a short passage through the Irish Sea, that the entire
  • crew deserted and remained behind upon the quays of Belfast.
  • Evil days were now coming thick on the Devonian. He could find no berth
  • in Belfast, and had to work a passage to Glasgow on a steamer. She
  • reached the Broomielaw on a Wednesday: the Devonian had a bellyful that
  • morning, laying in breakfast manfully to provide against the future, and
  • set off along the quays to seek employment. But he was now not only
  • penniless, his clothes had begun to fall in tatters; he had begun to
  • have the look of a street Arab; and captains will have nothing to say to
  • a ragamuffin; for in that trade, as in all others, it is the coat that
  • depicts the man. You may hand, reef, and steer like an angel, but if you
  • have a hole in your trousers, it is like a millstone round your neck.
  • The Devonian lost heart at so many refusals. He had not the impudence to
  • beg; although, as he said, "when I had money of my own, I always gave
  • it." It was only on Saturday morning, after three whole days of
  • starvation, that he asked a scone from a milkwoman, who added of her own
  • accord a glass of milk. He had now made up his mind to stow away, not
  • from any desire to see America, but merely to obtain the comfort of a
  • place in the forecastle and a supply of familiar sea-fare. He lived by
  • begging, always from milkwomen, and always scones and milk, and was not
  • once refused. It was vile wet weather, and he could never have been
  • dry. By night he walked the streets, and by day slept upon Glasgow
  • Green, and heard, in the intervals of his dozing, the famous theologians
  • of the spot clear up intricate points of doctrine and appraise the
  • merits of the clergy. He had not much instruction; he could "read bills
  • on the street," but was "main bad at writing"; yet these theologians
  • seemed to have impressed him with a genuine sense of amusement. Why he
  • did not go to the Sailors' Home I know not; I presume there is in
  • Glasgow one of these institutions, which are by far the happiest and the
  • wisest effort of contemporaneous charity; but I must stand to my author,
  • as they say in old books, and relate the story as I heard it. In the
  • meantime, he had tried four times to stow away in different vessels, and
  • four times had been discovered and handed back to starvation. The fifth
  • time was lucky; and you may judge if he were pleased to be aboard ship
  • again, at his old work, and with duff twice a week. He was, said Alick,
  • "a devil for the duff." Or if devil was not the word, it was one if
  • anything stronger.
  • The difference in the conduct of the two was remarkable. The Devonian
  • was as willing as any paid hand, swarmed aloft among the first, pulled
  • his natural weight and firmly upon a rope, and found work for himself
  • when there was none to show him. Alick, on the other hand, was not only
  • a skulker in the grain, but took a humorous and fine gentlemanly view of
  • the transaction. He would speak to me by the hour in ostentatious
  • idleness; and only if the bo's'un or a mate came by, fell-to languidly
  • for just the necessary time till they were out of sight. "I'm not
  • breaking my heart with it," he remarked.
  • Once there was a hatch to be opened near where he was stationed; he
  • watched the preparations for a second or so suspiciously, and then,
  • "Hullo," said he, "here's some real work coming--I'm off," and he was
  • gone that moment. Again, calculating the six guinea passage-money, and
  • the probable duration of the passage, he remarked pleasantly that he was
  • getting six shillings a day for this job, "and it's pretty dear to the
  • company at that." "They are making nothing by me," was another of his
  • observations; "they're making something by that fellow." And he pointed
  • to the Devonian, who was just then busy to the eyes.
  • The more you saw of Alick, the more, it must be owned, you learned to
  • despise him. His natural talents were of no use either to himself or
  • others; for his character had degenerated like his face, and become
  • pulpy and pretentious. Even his power of persuasion, which was certainly
  • very surprising, stood in some danger of being lost or neutralised by
  • over-confidence. He lied in an aggressive, brazen manner, like a pert
  • criminal in the dock; and he was so vain of his own cleverness that he
  • could not refrain from boasting, ten minutes after, of the very trick by
  • which he had deceived you. "Why, now I have more money than when I came
  • on board," he said one night, exhibiting a sixpence, "and yet I stood
  • myself a bottle of beer before I went to bed yesterday. And as for
  • tobacco, I have fifteen sticks of it." That was fairly successful
  • indeed; yet a man of his superiority, and with a less obtrusive policy,
  • might, who knows? have got the length of half a crown. A man who prides
  • himself upon persuasion should learn the persuasive faculty of silence,
  • above all as to his own misdeeds. It is only in the farce and for
  • dramatic purposes that Scapin enlarges on his peculiar talents to the
  • world at large.
  • Scapin is perhaps a good name for this clever, unfortunate Alick; for at
  • the bottom of all his misconduct there was a guiding sense of humour
  • that moved you to forgive him. It was more than half as a jest that he
  • conducted his existence. "Oh, man," he said to me once with unusual
  • emotion, like a man thinking of his mistress, "I would give up anything
  • for a lark."
  • It was in relation to his fellow-stowaway that Alick showed the best,
  • or perhaps I should say the only good, points of his nature. "Mind you,"
  • he said suddenly, changing his tone, "mind you, that's a good boy. He
  • wouldn't tell you a lie. A lot of them think he is a scamp because his
  • clothes are ragged, but he isn't; he's as good as gold." To hear him,
  • you become aware that Alick himself had a taste for virtue. He thought
  • his own idleness and the other's industry equally becoming. He was no
  • more anxious to insure his own reputation as a liar than to uphold the
  • truthfulness of his companion; and he seemed unaware of what was
  • incongruous in his attitude, and was plainly sincere in both characters.
  • It was not surprising that he should take an interest in the Devonian,
  • for the lad worshipped and served him in love and wonder. Busy as he
  • was, he would find time to warn Alick of an approaching officer, or even
  • to tell him that the coast was clear, and he might slip off and smoke a
  • pipe in safety. "Tom," he once said to him, for that was the name which
  • Alick ordered him to use, "if you don't like going to the galley, I'll
  • go for you. You ain't used to this kind of thing, you ain't. But I'm a
  • sailor; and I can understand the feelings of any fellow, I can." Again,
  • he was hard up, and casting about for some tobacco, for he was not so
  • liberally used in this respect as others perhaps less worthy, when Alick
  • offered him the half of one of his fifteen sticks. I think, for my part,
  • he might have increased the offer to a whole one, or perhaps a pair of
  • them, and not lived to regret his liberality. But the Devonian refused.
  • "No," he said, "you're a stowaway like me; I won't take it from you,
  • I'll take it from some one who's not down on his luck."
  • It was notable in this generous lad that he was strongly under the
  • influence of sex. If a woman passed near where he was working, his eyes
  • lit up, his hand paused, and his mind wandered instantly to other
  • thoughts. It was natural that he should exercise a fascination
  • proportionally strong upon women. He begged, you will remember, from
  • women only, and was never refused. Without wishing to explain away the
  • charity of those who helped him, I cannot but fancy he may have owed a
  • little to his handsome face, and to that quick, responsive nature formed
  • for love, which speaks eloquently through all disguises, and can stamp
  • an impression in ten minutes' talk or an exchange of glances. He was the
  • more dangerous in that he was far from bold, but seemed to woo in spite
  • of himself, and with a soft and pleading eye. Ragged as he was, and many
  • a scarecrow is in that respect more comfortably furnished, even on board
  • he was not without some curious admirers.
  • There was a girl among the passengers, a tall, blonde, handsome,
  • strapping Irishwoman, with a wild, accommodating eye, whom Alick had
  • dubbed Tommy, with that transcendental appropriateness that defies
  • analysis. One day the Devonian was lying for warmth in the upper
  • stoke-hole, which stands open on the deck, when Irish Tommy came past,
  • very neatly attired, as was her custom.
  • "Poor fellow," she said, stopping, "you haven't a vest."
  • "No," he said; "I wish I 'ad."
  • Then she stood and gazed on him in silence, until, in his embarrassment,
  • for he knew not how to look under this scrutiny, he pulled out his pipe
  • and began to fill it with tobacco.
  • "Do you want a match?" she asked. And before he had time to reply, she
  • ran off and presently returned with more than one.
  • That was the beginning and the end, as far as our passage is concerned,
  • of what I will make bold to call this love-affair. There are many
  • relations which go on to marriage and last during a lifetime, in which
  • less human feeling is engaged than in this scene of five minutes at the
  • stoke-hole.
  • Rigidly speaking, this would end the chapter of the stowaways; but in a
  • larger sense of the word I have yet more to add. Jones had discovered
  • and pointed out to me a young woman who was remarkable among her fellows
  • for a pleasing and interesting air. She was poorly clad, to the verge,
  • if not over the line, of disrespectability, with a ragged old jacket and
  • a bit of a sealskin cap no bigger than your fist; but her eyes, her
  • whole expression, and her manner, even in ordinary moments, told of a
  • true womanly nature, capable of love, anger, and devotion. She had a
  • look, too, of refinement, like one who might have been a better lady
  • than most, had she been allowed the opportunity. When alone she seemed
  • preoccupied and sad; but she was not often alone; there was usually by
  • her side a heavy, dull, gross man in rough clothes, chary of speech and
  • gesture--not from caution, but poverty of disposition; a man like a
  • ditcher, unlovely and uninteresting; whom she petted and tended and
  • waited on with her eyes as if he had been Amadis of Gaul. It was strange
  • to see this hulking fellow dog-sick, and this delicate, sad woman caring
  • for him. He seemed, from first to last, insensible of her caresses and
  • attentions, and she seemed unconscious of his insensibility. The Irish
  • husband, who sang his wife to sleep, and this Scottish girl serving her
  • Orson, were the two bits of human nature that most appealed to me
  • throughout the voyage.
  • On the Thursday before we arrived, the tickets were collected; and soon
  • a rumour began to go round the vessel; and this girl, with her bit of
  • sealskin cap, became the centre of whispering and pointed fingers. She
  • also, it was said, was a stowaway of a sort; for she was on board with
  • neither ticket nor money; and the man with whom she travelled was the
  • father of a family, who had left wife and children to be hers. The
  • ship's officers discouraged the story, which may therefore have been a
  • story and no more; but it was believed in the steerage, and the poor
  • girl had to encounter many curious eyes from that day forth.
  • PERSONAL EXPERIENCE AND REVIEW
  • Travel is of two kinds; and this voyage of mine across the ocean
  • combined both. "Out of my country and myself I go," sings the old poet:
  • and I was not only travelling out of my country in latitude and
  • longitude, but out of myself in diet, associates, and consideration.
  • Part of the interest and a great deal of the amusement flowed, at least
  • to me, from this novel situation in the world.
  • I found that I had what they call fallen in life with absolute success
  • and verisimilitude. I was taken for a steerage passenger; no one seemed
  • surprised that I should be so; and there was nothing but the brass plate
  • between decks to remind me that I had once been a gentleman. In a former
  • book, describing a former journey, I expressed some wonder that I could
  • be readily and naturally taken for a pedlar, and explained the accident
  • by the difference of language and manners between England and France. I
  • must now take a humbler view; for here I was among my own countrymen,
  • somewhat roughly clad, to be sure, but with every advantage of speech
  • and manner; and I am bound to confess that I passed for nearly anything
  • you please except an educated gentleman. The sailors called me "mate,"
  • the officers addressed me as "my man," my comrades accepted me without
  • hesitation for a person of their own character and experience, but with
  • some curious information. One, a mason himself, believed I was a mason;
  • several, and among these at least one of the seamen, judged me to be a
  • petty officer in the American navy; and I was so often set down for a
  • practical engineer that at last I had not the heart to deny it. From all
  • these guesses I drew one conclusion, which told against the insight of
  • my companions. They might be close observers in their own way, and read
  • the manners in the face; but it was plain that they did not extend their
  • observation to the hands.
  • To the saloon passengers also I sustained my part without a hitch. It is
  • true I came little in their way; but when we did encounter, there was no
  • recognition in their eye, although I confess I sometimes courted it in
  • silence. All these, my inferiors and equals, took me, like the
  • transformed monarch in the story, for a mere common, human man. They
  • gave me a hard, dead look, with the flesh about the eye kept unrelaxed.
  • With the women this surprised me less, as I had already experimented on
  • the sex by going abroad through a suburban part of London simply attired
  • in a sleeve-waistcoat. The result was curious. I then learned for the
  • first time, and by the exhaustive process, how much attention ladies are
  • accustomed to bestow on all male creatures of their own station; for, in
  • my humble rig, each one who went by me caused me a certain shock of
  • surprise and a sense of something wanting. In my normal circumstances,
  • it appeared, every young lady must have paid me some passing tribute of
  • a glance; and though I had often been unconscious of it when given, I
  • was well aware of its absence when it was withheld. My height seemed to
  • decrease with every woman who passed me, for she passed me like a dog.
  • This is one of my grounds for supposing that what are called the upper
  • classes may sometimes produce a disagreeable impression in what are
  • called the lower; and I wish some one would continue my experiment, and
  • find out exactly at what stage of toilette a man becomes invisible to
  • the well-regulated female eye.
  • Here on shipboard the matter was put to a more complete test; for, even
  • with the addition of speech and manner, I passed among the ladies for
  • precisely the average man of the steerage. It was one afternoon that I
  • saw this demonstrated. A very plainly dressed woman was taken ill on
  • deck. I think I had the luck to be present at every sudden seizure
  • during all the passage; and on this occasion found myself in the place
  • of importance, supporting the sufferer. There was not only a large crowd
  • immediately around us, but a considerable knot of saloon passengers
  • leaning over our heads from the hurricane-deck. One of these, an elderly
  • managing woman, hailed me with counsels. Of course I had to reply; and
  • as the talk went on, I began to discover that the whole group took me
  • for the husband. I looked upon my new wife, poor creature, with mingled
  • feelings; and I must own she had not even the appearance of the poorest
  • class of city servant-maids, but looked more like a country wench who
  • should have been employed at a roadside inn. Now was the time for me to
  • go and study the brass plate.
  • To such of the officers as knew about me--the doctor, the purser, and
  • the stewards--I appeared in the light of a broad joke. The fact that I
  • spent the better part of my day in writing had gone abroad over the ship
  • and tickled them all prodigiously. Whenever they met me they referred to
  • my absurd occupation with familiarity and breadth of humorous intention.
  • Their manner was well calculated to remind me of my fallen fortunes. You
  • may be sincerely amused by the amateur literary efforts of a gentleman,
  • but you scarce publish the feeling to his face. "Well!" they would say;
  • "still writing?" And the smile would widen into a laugh. The purser came
  • one day into the cabin, and, touched to the heart by my misguided
  • industry, offered me some other kind of writing, "for which," he added
  • pointedly, "you will be paid." This was nothing else than to copy out
  • the list of passengers.
  • Another trick of mine which told against my reputation was my choice of
  • roosting-place in an active draught upon the cabin floor. I was openly
  • jeered and flouted for this eccentricity; and a considerable knot would
  • sometimes gather at the door to see my last dispositions for the night.
  • This was embarrassing, but I learned to support the trial with
  • equanimity.
  • Indeed I may say that, upon the whole, my new position sat lightly and
  • naturally upon my spirits. I accepted the consequences with readiness,
  • and found them far from difficult to bear. The steerage conquered me; I
  • conformed more and more to the type of the place, not only in manner but
  • at heart, growing hostile to the officers and cabin passengers who
  • looked down upon me, and day by day greedier for small delicacies. Such
  • was the result, as I fancy, of a diet of bread and butter, soup and
  • porridge. We think we have no sweet tooth as long as we are full to the
  • brim of molasses; but a man must have sojourned in the workhouse before
  • he boasts himself indifferent to dainties. Every evening, for instance,
  • I was more and more preoccupied about our doubtful fare at tea. If it
  • was delicate my heart was much lightened; if it was but broken fish I
  • was proportionally downcast. The offer of a little jelly from a
  • fellow-passenger more provident than myself caused a marked elevation in
  • my spirits. And I would have gone to the ship's end and back again for
  • an oyster or a chipped fruit.
  • In other ways I was content with my position. It seemed no disgrace to
  • be confounded with my company; for I may as well declare at once I found
  • their manners as gentle and becoming as those of any other class. I do
  • not mean that my friends could have sat down without embarrassment and
  • laughable disaster at the table of a duke. That does not imply an
  • inferiority of breeding, but a difference of usage. Thus I flatter
  • myself that I conducted myself well among my fellow-passengers; yet my
  • most ambitious hope is not to have avoided faults, but to have committed
  • as few as possible. I know too well that my tact is not the same as
  • their tact, and that my habit of a different society constituted, not
  • only no qualification, but a positive disability to move easily and
  • becomingly in this. When Jones complimented me--because I "managed to
  • behave very pleasantly" to my fellow-passengers, was how he put it--I
  • could follow the thought in his mind, and knew his compliment to be such
  • as we pay foreigners on their proficiency in English. I dare say this
  • praise was given me immediately on the back of some unpardonable
  • solecism, which had led him to review my conduct as a whole. We are all
  • ready to laugh at the ploughman among lords; we should consider also the
  • case of a lord among the ploughmen. I have seen a lawyer in the house of
  • a Hebridean fisherman; and I know, but nothing will induce me to
  • disclose, which of these two was the better gentleman. Some of our
  • finest behaviour, though it looks well enough from the boxes, may seem
  • even brutal to the gallery. We boast too often manners that are
  • parochial rather than universal; that, like a country wine, will not
  • bear transportation for a hundred miles, nor from the parlour to the
  • kitchen. To be a gentleman is to be one all the world over, and in every
  • relation and grade of society. It is a high calling, to which a man must
  • first be born, and then devote himself for life. And, unhappily, the
  • manners of a certain so-called upper grade have a kind of currency, and
  • meet with a certain external acceptation throughout all the others, and
  • this tends to keep us well satisfied with slight acquirements and the
  • amateurish accomplishments of a clique. But manners, like art, should be
  • human and central.
  • Some of my fellow-passengers, as I now moved among them in a relation of
  • equality, seemed to me excellent gentlemen. They were not rough, nor
  • hasty, nor disputatious; debated pleasantly, differed kindly; were
  • helpful, gentle, patient, and placid. The type of manners was plain, and
  • even heavy; there was little to please the eye, but nothing to shock;
  • and I thought gentleness lay more nearly at the spring of behaviour than
  • in many more ornate and delicate societies. I say delicate, where I
  • cannot say refined; a thing may be fine, like ironwork, without being
  • delicate, like lace. There was here less delicacy; the skin supported
  • more callously the natural surface of events, the mind received more
  • bravely the crude facts of human existence; but I do not think that
  • there was less effective refinement, less consideration for others, less
  • polite suppression of self. I speak of the best among my
  • fellow-passengers; for in the steerage, as well as in the saloon, there
  • is a mixture. Those, then, with whom I found myself in sympathy, and of
  • whom I may therefore hope to write with a greater measure of truth, were
  • not only as good in their manners, but endowed with very much the same
  • natural capacities, and about as wise in deduction, as the bankers and
  • barristers of what is called society. One and all were too much
  • interested in disconnected facts, and loved information for its own sake
  • with too rash a devotion; but people in all classes display the same
  • appetite as they gorge themselves daily with the miscellaneous gossip of
  • the newspaper. Newspaper-reading, as far as I can make out, is often
  • rather a sort of brown study than an act of culture. I have myself
  • palmed off yesterday's issue on a friend, and seen him re-peruse it for
  • a continuance of minutes with an air at once refreshed and solemn.
  • Workmen, perhaps, pay more attention; but though they may be eager
  • listeners, they have rarely seemed to me either willing or careful
  • thinkers. Culture is not measured by the greatness of the field which is
  • covered by our knowledge, but by the nicety with which we can perceive
  • relations in that field, whether great or small. Workmen, certainly
  • those who were on board with me, I found wanting in this quality or
  • habit of the mind. They did not perceive relations, but leaped to a
  • so-called cause, and thought the problem settled. Thus the cause of
  • everything in England was the form of government, and the cure for all
  • evils was, by consequence, a revolution. It is surprising how many of
  • them said this, and that none should have had a definite thought in his
  • head as he said it. Some hated the Church because they disagreed with
  • it; some hated Lord Beaconsfield because of war and taxes; all hated
  • the masters, possibly with reason. But these feelings were not at the
  • root of the matter; the true reasoning of their souls ran thus--I have
  • not got on; I ought to have got on; if there was a revolution I should
  • get on. How? They had no idea. Why? Because--because--well, look at
  • America!
  • To be politically blind is no distinction; we are all so, if you come to
  • that. At bottom, as it seems to me, there is but one question in modern
  • home politics, though it appears in many shapes, and that is the
  • question of money; and but one political remedy, that the people should
  • grow wiser and better. My workmen fellow-passengers were as impatient
  • and dull of hearing on the second of these points as any member of
  • Parliament; but they had some glimmerings of the first. They would not
  • hear of improvement on their part, but wished the world made over again
  • in a crack, so that they might remain improvident and idle and
  • debauched, and yet enjoy the comfort and respect that should accompany
  • the opposite Virtues; and it was in this expectation, as far as I could
  • see, that many of them were now on their way to America. But on the
  • point of money they saw clearly enough that inland politics, so far as
  • they were concerned, were reducible to the question of annual income; a
  • question which should long ago have been settled by a revolution, they
  • did not know how, and which they were now about to settle for
  • themselves, once more they knew not how, by crossing the Atlantic in a
  • steamship of considerable tonnage.
  • And yet it has been amply shown them that the second or income question
  • is in itself nothing, and may as well be left undecided, if there be no
  • wisdom and virtue to profit by the change. It is not by a man's purse,
  • but by his character, that he is rich or poor. Barney will be poor,
  • Alick will be poor, Mackay will be poor; let them go where they will,
  • and wreck all the governments under heaven; they will be poor until they
  • die.
  • Nothing is perhaps more notable in the average workman than his
  • surprising idleness, and the candour with which he confesses to the
  • failing. It has to me been always something of a relief to find the
  • poor, as a general rule, so little oppressed with work. I can in
  • consequence enjoy my own more fortunate beginning with a better grace.
  • The other day I was living with a farmer in America, an old
  • frontiersman, who had worked and fought, hunted and farmed, from his
  • childhood up. He excused himself for his defective education on the
  • ground that he had been overworked from first to last. Even now, he
  • said, anxious as he was, he had never the time to take up a book. In
  • consequence of this, I observed him closely; he was occupied for four
  • or, at the extreme outside, for five hours out of the twenty-four, and
  • then principally in walking; and the remainder of the day he passed in
  • sheer idleness, either eating fruit or standing with his back against
  • the door. I have known men do hard literary work all morning, and then
  • undergo quite as much physical fatigue by way of relief as satisfied
  • this powerful frontiersman for the day. He, at least, like all the
  • educated class, did so much homage to industry as to persuade himself he
  • was industrious. But the average mechanic recognises his idleness with
  • effrontery; he has even, as I am told, organised it.
  • I give the story as it was told me, and it was told me for a fact. A man
  • fell from a housetop in the city of Aberdeen, and was brought into
  • hospital with broken bones. He was asked what was his trade, and replied
  • that he was a _tapper_. No one had ever heard of such a thing before;
  • the officials were filled with curiosity; they besought an explanation.
  • It appeared that when a party of slaters were engaged upon a roof, they
  • would now and then be taken with a fancy for the public-house. Now a
  • seamstress, for example, might slip away from her work and no one be the
  • wiser; but if these fellows adjourned, the tapping of the mallets would
  • cease, and thus the neighbourhood be advertised of their defection.
  • Hence the career of the tapper. He has to do the tapping and keep up an
  • industrious bustle on the housetop during the absence of the slaters.
  • When he taps for only one or two the thing is child's-play, but when he
  • has to represent a whole troop, it is then that he earns his money in
  • the sweat of his brow. Then must he bound from spot to spot,
  • reduplicate, triplicate, sexduplicate his single personality, and swell
  • and hasten his blows, until he produce a perfect illusion for the ear,
  • and you would swear that a crowd of emulous masons were continuing
  • merrily to roof the house. It must be a strange sight from an upper
  • window.
  • I heard nothing on board of the tapper; but I was astonished at the
  • stories told by my companions. Skulking, shirking, malingering, were all
  • established tactics, it appeared. They could see no dishonesty when a
  • man who is paid for an hour's work gives half an hour's consistent
  • idling in its place. Thus the tapper would refuse to watch for the
  • police during a burglary, and call himself an honest man. It is not
  • sufficiently recognised that our race detests to work. If I thought that
  • I should have to work every day of my life as hard as I am working now,
  • I should be tempted to give up the struggle. And the workman early
  • begins on his career of toil. He has never had his fill of holidays in
  • the past, and his prospect of holidays in the future is both distant and
  • uncertain. In the circumstance it would require a high degree of virtue
  • not to snatch alleviations for the moment.
  • There were many good talkers on the ship; and I believe good talking of
  • a certain sort is a common accomplishment among working men. Where books
  • are comparatively scarce, a greater amount of information will be given
  • and received by word of mouth; and this tends to produce good talkers,
  • and, what is no less needful for conversation, good listeners. They
  • could all tell a story with effect. I am sometimes tempted to think that
  • the less literary class show always better in narration; they have so
  • much more patience with detail, are so much less hurried to reach the
  • points, and preserve so much juster a proportion among the facts. At the
  • same time their talk is dry; they pursue a topic ploddingly, have not an
  • agile fancy, do not throw sudden lights from unexpected quarters, and
  • when the talk is over they often leave the matter where it was. They
  • mark time instead of marching. They think only to argue, not to reach
  • new conclusions, and use their reason rather as a weapon of offence than
  • as a tool for self-improvement. Hence the talk of some of the cleverest
  • was unprofitable in result, because there was no give and take; they
  • would grant you as little as possible for premise, and begin to dispute
  • under an oath to conquer or to die.
  • But the talk of a workman is apt to be more interesting than that of a
  • wealthy merchant, because the thoughts, hopes, and fears of which the
  • workman's life is built lie nearer to necessity and nature. They are
  • more immediate to human life. An income calculated by the week is a far
  • more human thing than one calculated by the year, and a small income,
  • simply from its smallness, than a large one. I never wearied listening
  • to the details of a workman's economy, because every item stood for some
  • real pleasure. If he could afford pudding twice a week, you know that
  • twice a week the man ate with genuine gusto and was physically happy;
  • while if you learn that a rich man has seven courses a day, ten to one
  • the half of them remain untasted, and the whole is but misspent money
  • and a weariness to the flesh.
  • The difference between England and America to a working man was thus
  • most humanly put to me by a fellow-passenger: "In America," said he,
  • "you get pies and puddings." I do not hear enough, in economy books, of
  • pies and pudding. A man lives in and for the delicacies, adornments, and
  • accidental attributes of life, such as pudding to eat, and pleasant
  • books and theatres to occupy his leisure. The bare terms of existence
  • would be rejected with contempt by all. If a man feeds on bread and
  • butter, soup and porridge, his appetite grows wolfish after dainties.
  • And the workman dwells in a borderland, and is always within sight of
  • those cheerless regions where life is more difficult to sustain than
  • worth sustaining. Every detail of our existence, where it is worth while
  • to cross the ocean after pie and pudding, is made alive and enthralling
  • by the presence of genuine desire; but it is all one to me whether
  • Croesus has a hundred or a thousand thousands in the bank. There is more
  • adventure in the life of the working man who descends as a common
  • soldier into the battle of life, than in that of the millionaire who
  • sits apart in an office, like Von Moltke, and only directs the
  • manoeuvres by telegraph. Give me to hear about the career of him who is
  • in the thick of the business; to whom one change of market means an
  • empty belly, and another a copious and savoury meal. This is not the
  • philosophical, but the human side of economics; it interests like a
  • story; and the life of all who are thus situated partakes in a small way
  • of the charm of "Robinson Crusoe"; for every step is critical, and human
  • life is presented to you naked and verging to its lowest terms.
  • NEW YORK
  • As we drew near to New York I was at first amused and then somewhat
  • staggered, by the cautions and the grisly tales that went the round. You
  • would have thought we were to land upon a cannibal island. You must
  • speak to no one in the streets, as they would not leave you till you
  • were rooked and beaten. You must enter a hotel with military
  • precautions; for the least you had to apprehend was to awake next
  • morning without money or baggage, or necessary raiment, a lone forked
  • radish in a bed; and if the worst befell, you would instantly and
  • mysteriously disappear from the ranks of mankind.
  • I have usually found such stories correspond to the least modicum of
  • fact. Thus I was warned, I remember, against the roadside inns of the
  • Cévennes, and that by a learned professor; and when I reached Pradelles
  • the warning was explained; it was but the far-away rumour and
  • reduplication of a single terrifying story already half a century old,
  • and half forgotten in the theatre of the events. So I was tempted to
  • make light of these reports against America. But we had on board with us
  • a man whose evidence it would not do to put aside. He had come near
  • these perils in the body; he had visited a robber inn. The public has an
  • old and well-grounded favour for this class of incident, and shall be
  • gratified to the best of my power.
  • My fellow-passenger, whom we shall call M'Naughten, had come from New
  • York to Boston with a comrade, seeking work. They were a pair of
  • rattling blades; and, leaving their baggage at the station, passed the
  • day in beer saloons, and with congenial spirits, until midnight struck.
  • Then they applied themselves to find a lodging, and walked the streets
  • till two, knocking at houses of entertainment and being refused
  • admittance, or themselves declining the terms. By two the inspiration of
  • their liquor had begun to wear off; they were weary and humble, and
  • after a great circuit found themselves in the same street where they had
  • begun their search, and in front of a French hotel where they had
  • already sought accommodation. Seeing the house still open, they returned
  • to the charge. A man in a white cap sat in an office by the door. He
  • seemed to welcome them more warmly than when they had at first presented
  • themselves, and the charge for the night had somewhat unaccountably
  • fallen from a dollar to a quarter. They thought him ill-looking, but
  • paid their quarter apiece, and were shown upstairs to the top of the
  • house. There, in a small room, the man in the white cap wished them
  • pleasant slumbers.
  • The room was furnished with a bed, a chair, and some conveniences. The
  • door did not lock on the inside; and the only sign of adornment was a
  • couple of framed pictures, one close above the head of the bed, and the
  • other opposite the foot, and both curtained, as we may sometimes see
  • valuable water-colours, or the portraits of the dead, or works of art
  • more than usually skittish in the subject. It was perhaps in the hope of
  • finding something of this last description that M'Naughten's comrade
  • pulled aside the curtain of the first. He was startlingly disappointed.
  • There was no picture. The frame surrounded, and the curtain was designed
  • to hide, an oblong aperture in the partition, through which they looked
  • forth into the dark corridor. A person standing without could easily
  • take a purse from under the pillow, or even strangle a sleeper as he lay
  • abed. M'Naughten and his comrade stared at each other like Balboa and
  • his men, "with a wild surmise"; and then the latter, catching up the
  • lamp, ran to the other frame and roughly raised the curtain. There he
  • stood, petrified; and M'Naughten, who had followed, grasped him by the
  • wrist in terror. They could see into another room, larger in size than
  • that which they occupied, where three men sat crouching and silent in
  • the dark. For a second or so these five persons looked each other in the
  • eyes, then the curtain was dropped, and M'Naughten and his friend made
  • but one bolt of it out of the room and down the stairs. The man in the
  • white cap said nothing as they passed him; and they were so pleased to
  • be once more in the open night that they gave up all notion of a bed,
  • and walked the streets of Boston till the morning.
  • No one seemed much cast down by these stories, but all inquired after
  • the address of a respectable hotel; and I, for my part, put myself under
  • the conduct of Mr. Jones. Before noon of the second Sunday we sighted
  • the low shores outside of New York harbour; the steerage passengers must
  • remain on board to pass through Castle Garden on the following morning;
  • but we of the second cabin made our escape along with the lords of the
  • saloon; and by six o'clock Jones and I issued into West Street, sitting
  • on some straw in the bottom of an open baggage-waggon. It rained
  • miraculously; and from that moment till on the following night I left
  • New York, there was scarcely a lull, and no cessation of the downpour.
  • The roadways were flooded; a loud strident noise of falling water filled
  • the air; the restaurants smelt heavily of wet people and wet clothing.
  • It took us but a few minutes, though it cost us a good deal of money, to
  • be rattled along West Street to our destination: "Reunion House, No. 10,
  • West Street, one minute's walk from Castle Garden; convenient to Castle
  • Garden, the Steamboat Landings, California Steamers and Liverpool Ships;
  • Board and Lodging per day 1 dollar, single meals 25 cents, lodging per
  • night 25 cents; private rooms for families; no charge for storage or
  • baggage; satisfaction guaranteed to all persons; Michael Mitchell,
  • proprietor." Reunion House was, I may go the length of saying, a humble
  • hostelry. You entered through a long bar-room, thence passed into a
  • little dining-room, and thence into a still smaller kitchen. The
  • furniture was of the plainest; but the bar was hung in the American
  • taste, with encouraging and hospitable mottoes.
  • Jones was well known; we were received warmly; and two minutes
  • afterwards I had refused a drink from the proprietor, and was going on,
  • in my plain European fashion, to refuse a cigar, when Mr. Mitchell
  • sternly interposed, and explained the situation. He was offering to
  • treat me, it appeared; whenever an American bar-keeper proposes
  • anything, it must be borne in mind that he is offering to treat; and if
  • I did not want a drink, I must at least take the cigar. I took it
  • bashfully, feeling I had begun my American career on the wrong foot. I
  • did not enjoy that cigar; but this may have been from a variety of
  • reasons, even the best cigar often failing to please if you smoke
  • three-quarters of it in a drenching rain.
  • For many years America was to me a sort of promised land; "westward the
  • march of empire holds its way"; the race is for the moment to the young;
  • what has been and what is we imperfectly and obscurely know; what is to
  • be yet lies beyond the flight of our imaginations. Greece, Rome, and
  • Judæa are gone by for ever, leaving to generations the legacy of their
  • accomplished work; China still endures, an old-inhabited house in the
  • brand-new city of nations; England has already declined, since she has
  • lost the States; and to these States, therefore, yet undeveloped, full
  • of dark possibilities, and grown, like another Eve, from one rib out of
  • the side of their own old land, the minds of young men in England turn
  • naturally at a certain hopeful period of their age. It will be hard for
  • an American to understand the spirit. But let him imagine a young man,
  • who shall have grown up in an old and rigid circle, following bygone
  • fashions and taught to distrust his own fresh instincts, and who now
  • suddenly hears of a family of cousins, all about his own age, who keep
  • house together by themselves and live far from restraint and tradition;
  • let him imagine this, and he will have some imperfect notion of the
  • sentiment with which spirited English youths turn to the thought of the
  • American Republic. It seems to them as if, out west, the war of life was
  • still conducted in the open air, and on free barbaric terms; as if it
  • had not yet been narrowed into parlours, nor begun to be conducted, like
  • some unjust and dreary arbitration, by compromise, costume, forms of
  • procedure, and sad, senseless self-denial. Which of these two he
  • prefers, a man with any youth still left in him will decide rightly for
  • himself. He would rather be houseless than denied a pass-key; rather go
  • without food than partake of a stalled ox in stiff, respectable society;
  • rather be shot out of hand than direct his life according to the
  • dictates of the world.
  • He knows or thinks nothing of the Maine Laws, the Puritan sourness, the
  • fierce, sordid appetite for dollars, or the dreary existence of country
  • towns. A few wild story-books which delighted his childhood form the
  • imaginative basis of his picture of America. In course of time, there is
  • added to this a great crowd of stimulating details--vast cities that
  • grow up as by enchantment; the birds, that have gone south in autumn,
  • returning with the spring to find thousands camped upon their marshes,
  • and the lamps burning far and near along populous streets; forests that
  • disappear like snow; countries larger than Britain that are cleared and
  • settled, one man running forth with his household gods before another,
  • while the bear and the Indian are yet scarce aware of their approach;
  • oil that gushes from the earth; gold that is washed or quarried in the
  • brooks or glens of the Sierras; and all that bustle, courage, action,
  • and constant kaleidoscopic change that Walt Whitman has seized and set
  • forth in his vigorous, cheerful, and loquacious verses.
  • Here I was at last in America, and was soon out upon New York streets,
  • spying for things foreign. The place had to me an air of Liverpool; but
  • such was the rain that not Paradise itself would have looked inviting.
  • We were, a party of four, under two umbrellas; Jones and I and two
  • Scots lads, recent immigrants, and not indisposed to welcome a
  • compatriot. They had been six weeks in New York, and neither of them had
  • yet found a single job or earned a single halfpenny. Up to the present
  • they were exactly out of pocket by the amount of the fare.
  • The lads soon left us. Now I had sworn by all my gods to have such a
  • dinner as would rouse the dead; there was scarce any expense at which I
  • should have hesitated; the devil was in it but Jones and I should dine
  • like heathen emperors. I set to work, asking after a restaurant; and I
  • chose the wealthiest and most gastronomical-looking passers-by to ask
  • from. Yet, although I had told them I was willing to pay anything in
  • reason, one and all sent me off to cheap, fixed-price houses, where I
  • would not have eaten that night for the cost of twenty dinners. I do not
  • know if this were characteristic of New York, or whether it was only
  • Jones and I who looked un-dinerly and discouraged enterprising
  • suggestions. But at length, by our own sagacity, we found a French
  • restaurant, where there was a French waiter, some fair French cooking,
  • some so-called French wine, and French coffee to conclude the whole. I
  • never entered into the feelings of Jack on land so completely as when I
  • tasted that coffee.
  • I suppose we had one of the "private rooms for families" at Reunion
  • House. It was very small; furnished with a bed, a chair, and some
  • clothes-pegs; and it derived all that was necessary for the life of the
  • human animal through two borrowed lights; one, looking into the passage,
  • and the second opening, without sash, into another apartment, where
  • three men fitfully snored, or, in intervals of wakefulness, drearily
  • mumbled to each other all night long. It will be observed that this was
  • almost exactly the disposition of the room in M'Naughten's story. Jones
  • had the bed; I pitched my camp upon the floor; he did not sleep until
  • near morning, and I, for my part, never closed an eye.
  • At sunrise I heard a cannon fired; and shortly afterwards the men in the
  • next room gave over snoring for good, and began to rustle over their
  • toilettes. The sound of their voices as they talked was low and moaning,
  • like that of people watching by the sick. Jones, who had at last begun
  • to doze, tumbled and murmured, and every now and then opened unconscious
  • eyes upon me where I lay. I found myself growing eerier and eerier, for
  • I dare say I was a little fevered by my restless night, and hurried to
  • dress and get downstairs.
  • You had to pass through the rain, which still fell thick and resonant,
  • to reach a lavatory on the other side of the court. There were three
  • basin-stands, and a few crumpled towels and pieces of wet soap, white
  • and slippery like fish; nor should I forget a looking-glass and a pair
  • of questionable combs. Another Scots lad was here, scrubbing his face
  • with a good will. He had been three months in New York and had not yet
  • found a single job nor earned a single halfpenny. Up to the present, he
  • also was exactly out of pocket by the amount of the fare. I began to
  • grow sick at heart for my fellow-emigrants.
  • Of my nightmare wanderings in New York I spare to tell. I had a thousand
  • and one things to do; only the day to do them in, and a journey across
  • the continent before me in the evening. It rained with patient fury;
  • every now and then I had to get under cover for a while in order, so to
  • speak, to give my mackintosh a rest; for under this continued drenching
  • it began to grow damp on the inside. I went to banks, post-offices,
  • railway-offices, restaurants, publishers, booksellers, money-changers,
  • and wherever I went a pool would gather about my feet, and those who
  • were careful of their floors would look on with an unfriendly eye.
  • Wherever I went, too, the same traits struck me: the people were all
  • surprisingly rude and surprisingly kind. The money-changer
  • cross-questioned me like a French commissary, asking my age, my
  • business, my average income, and my destination, beating down my
  • attempts at evasion, and receiving my answer in silence; and yet when
  • all was over, he shook hands with me up to the elbows, and sent his lad
  • nearly a quarter of a mile in the rain to get me books at a reduction.
  • Again, in a very large publishing and bookselling establishment, a man,
  • who seemed to be the manager, received me as I had certainly never
  • before been received in any human shop, indicated squarely that he put
  • no faith in my honesty, and refused to look up the names of books or
  • give me the slightest help or information, on the ground, like the
  • steward, that it was none of his business. I lost my temper at last,
  • said I was a stranger in America and not learned in their etiquette; but
  • I would assure him, if he went to any bookseller in England, of more
  • handsome usage. The boast was perhaps exaggerated; but like many a long
  • shot, it struck the gold. The manager passed at once from one extreme to
  • the other; I may say that from that moment he loaded me with kindness;
  • he gave me all sorts of good advice, wrote me down addresses and came
  • bareheaded into the rain to point me out a restaurant, where I might
  • lunch, nor even then did he seem to think that he had done enough. These
  • are (it is as well to be bold in statement) the manners of America. It
  • is this same opposition that has most struck me in people of almost all
  • classes and from east to west. By the time a man had about strung me up
  • to be the death of him by his insulting behaviour, he himself would be
  • just upon the point of melting into confidence and serviceable
  • attentions. Yet I suspect, although I have met with the like in so many
  • parts, that this must be the character of some particular state or group
  • of states; for in America, and this again in all classes, you will find
  • some of the softest-mannered gentlemen in the world.
  • I was so wet when I got back to Mitchell's towards the evening, that I
  • had simply to divest myself of my shoes, socks, and trousers, and leave
  • them behind for the benefit of New York city. No fire could have dried
  • them ere I had to start; and to pack them in their present condition
  • was to spread ruin among my other possessions. With a heavy heart I said
  • farewell to them as they lay a pulp in the middle of a pool upon the
  • floor of Mitchell's kitchen. I wonder if they are dry by now. Mitchell
  • hired a man to carry my baggage to the station, which was hard by,
  • accompanied me thither himself, and recommended me to the particular
  • attention of the officials. No one could have been kinder. Those who are
  • out of pocket may go safely to Reunion House, where they will get decent
  • meal and find an honest and obliging landlord. I owed him this word of
  • thanks, before I enter fairly on the second chapter of my emigrant
  • experience.
  • PART II
  • ACROSS THE PLAINS
  • _TO PAUL BOURGET_
  • _Traveller and student and curious as you are, you will never have heard
  • the name of Vailima, most likely not even that of Upolu, and Samoa
  • itself may be strange to your ears. To these barbaric seats there came
  • the other day a yellow book with your name on the title, and filled in
  • every page with the exquisite gifts of your art. Let me take and change
  • your own words: "J'ai beau admirer les autres de toutes mes forces,
  • c'est avec vous que je me complais à vivre."_
  • _R. L. S_
  • _Vailima,_
  • _Upolu,_
  • _Samoa._
  • LETTER TO THE AUTHOR
  • MY DEAR STEVENSON,
  • You have trusted me with the choice and arrangement of these papers,
  • written before you departed to the South Seas, and have asked me to add
  • a preface to the volume. But it is your prose the public wish to read,
  • not mine; and I am sure they will willingly be spared the preface.
  • Acknowledgments are due in your name to the publishers of the several
  • magazines from which the papers are collected, viz. _Fraser's_,
  • _Longman's_, the _Magazine of Art_, and _Scribner's_. I will only add,
  • lest any reader should find the tone of the concluding pieces less
  • inspiriting than your wont, that they were written under circumstances
  • of especial gloom and sickness. "I agree with you the lights seem a
  • little turned down," so you write to me now: "the truth is I was far
  • through, and came none too soon to the South Seas, where I was to
  • recover peace of body and mind. And however low the lights, the stuff is
  • true...." Well, inasmuch as the South Sea sirens have breathed new life
  • into you, we are bound to be heartily grateful to them, though as they
  • keep you so far removed from us, it is difficult not to bear them a
  • grudge; and if they would reconcile us quite, they have but to do two
  • things more--to teach you new tales that shall charm us like your old,
  • and to spare you, at least once in a while in summer, to climates within
  • reach of us who are task-bound for ten months in the year beside the
  • Thames.
  • Yours ever,
  • SIDNEY COLVIN.
  • _February, 1892._
  • NOTES BY THE WAY TO COUNCIL BLUFFS
  • _Monday._--It was, if I remember rightly, five o'clock when we were all
  • signalled to be present at the Ferry Depôt of the railroad. An emigrant
  • ship had arrived at New York on the Saturday night, another on the
  • Sunday morning, our own on Sunday afternoon, a fourth early on Monday;
  • and as there is no emigrant train on Sunday, a great part of the
  • passengers from these four ships was concentrated on the train by which
  • I was to travel. There was a babel of bewildered men, women, and
  • children. The wretched little booking office, and the baggage-room,
  • which was not much larger, were crowded thick with emigrants, and were
  • heavy and rank with the atmosphere of dripping clothes. Open carts full
  • of bedding stood by the half-hour in the rain. The officials loaded each
  • other with recriminations. A bearded, mildewed little man, whom I take
  • to have been an emigrant agent, was all over the place, his mouth full
  • of brimstone, blustering and interfering. It was plain that the whole
  • system, if system there was, had utterly broken down under the strain of
  • so many passengers.
  • My own ticket was given me at once, and an oldish man, who preserved his
  • head in the midst of this turmoil, got my baggage registered, and
  • counselled me to stay quietly where I was till he should give me the
  • word to move. I had taken along with me a small valise, a knapsack,
  • which I carried on my shoulders, and in the bag of my railway rug the
  • whole of "Bancroft's History of the United States" in six fat volumes.
  • It was as much as I could carry with convenience even for short
  • distances, but it insured me plenty of clothing, and the valise was at
  • that moment, and often after, useful for a stool. I am sure I sat for an
  • hour in the baggage-room, and wretched enough it was; yet, when at last
  • the word was passed to me, and I picked up my bundles and got under way,
  • it was only to exchange discomfort for downright misery and danger.
  • I followed the porters into a long shed reaching downhill from West
  • Street to the river. It was dark, the wind blew clean through it from
  • end to end; and here I found a great block of passengers and baggage,
  • hundreds of one and tons of the other. I feel I shall have a difficulty
  • to make myself believed; and certainly the scene must have been
  • exceptional, for it was too dangerous for daily repetition. It was a
  • tight jam; there was no fairway through the mingled mass of brute and
  • living obstruction. Into the upper skirts of the crowd, porters,
  • infuriated by hurry and overwork, clove their way with shouts. I may say
  • that we stood like sheep, and that the porters charged among us like so
  • many maddened sheep-dogs; and I believe these men were no longer
  • answerable for their acts. It mattered not what they were carrying, they
  • drove straight into the press, and when they could get no farther,
  • blindly discharged their barrowful. With my own hand, for instance, I
  • saved the life of a child as it sat upon its mother's knee, she sitting
  • on a box; and since I heard of no accident, I must suppose that there
  • were many similar interpositions in the course of the evening. It will
  • give some idea of the state of mind to which we were reduced if I tell
  • you that neither the porter nor the mother of the child paid the least
  • attention to my act. It was not till some time after that I understood
  • what I had done myself, for to ward off heavy boxes seemed at the moment
  • a natural incident of human life. Cold, wet, clamour, dead opposition to
  • progress, such as one encounters in an evil dream, had utterly daunted
  • the spirits. We had accepted this purgatory as a child accepts the
  • conditions of the world. For my part I shivered a little, and my back
  • ached wearily; but I believe I had neither a hope nor a fear, and all
  • the activities of my nature had become tributary to one massive
  • sensation of discomfort.
  • At length, and after how long an interval I hesitate to guess, the crowd
  • began to move, heavily straining through itself. About the same time
  • some lamps were lighted, and threw a sudden flare over the shed. We were
  • being filtered out into the river boat for Jersey City. You may imagine
  • how slowly this filtering proceeded, through the dense, choking crush,
  • every one overladen with packages or children, and yet under the
  • necessity of fishing out his ticket by the way; but it ended at length
  • for me, and I found myself on deck, under a flimsy awning, and with a
  • trifle of elbow-room to stretch and breathe in. This was on the
  • starboard; for the bulk of the emigrants stuck hopelessly on the port
  • side, by which we had entered. In vain the seamen shouted to them to
  • move on, and threatened them with shipwreck. These poor people were
  • under a spell of stupor, and did not stir a foot. It rained as heavily
  • as ever, but the wind now came in sudden claps and capfuls, not without
  • danger to a boat so badly ballasted as ours; and we crept over the river
  • in the darkness, trailing one paddle in the water like a wounded duck,
  • and passed ever and again by huge, illuminated steamers running many
  • knots, and heralding their approach by strains of music. The contrast
  • between these pleasure embarkations and our own grim vessel, with her
  • list to port and her freight of wet and silent emigrants, was of that
  • glaring description which we count too obvious for the purposes of art.
  • The landing at Jersey City was done in a stampede. I had a fixed sense
  • of calamity, and, to judge by conduct, the same persuasion was common to
  • us all. A panic selfishness, like that produced by fear, presided over
  • the disorder of our landing. People pushed, and elbowed, and ran, their
  • families following how they could. Children fell, and were picked up, to
  • be rewarded by a blow. One child, who had lost her parents, screamed
  • steadily and with increasing shrillness, as though verging towards a
  • fit; an official kept her by him, but no one else seemed so much as to
  • remark her distress; and I am ashamed to say that I ran among the rest.
  • I was so weary that I had twice to make a halt and set down my bundles
  • in the hundred yards or so between the pier and the railway station, so
  • that I was quite wet by the time that I got under cover. There was no
  • waiting-room, no refreshment-room; the cars were locked; and for at
  • least another hour, or so it seemed, we had to camp upon the draughty,
  • gas-lit platform. I sat on my valise, too crushed to observe my
  • neighbours; but as they were all cold, and wet, and weary, and driven
  • stupidly crazy by the mismanagement to which we had been subjected, I
  • believe they can have been no happier than myself. I bought half a dozen
  • oranges from a boy, for oranges and nuts were the only refection to be
  • had. As only two of them had even a pretence of juice, I threw the other
  • four under the cars, and beheld, as in a dream, grown people and
  • children groping on the track after my leavings.
  • At last we were admitted into the cars, utterly dejected, and far from
  • dry. For my own part, I got out a clothes-brush, and brushed my trousers
  • as hard as I could, till I had dried them and warmed my blood into the
  • bargain; but no one else, except my next neighbour, to whom I lent the
  • brush, appeared to take the least precaution. As they were, they
  • composed themselves to sleep. I had seen the lights of Philadelphia, and
  • been twice ordered to change carriages and twice countermanded, before I
  • allowed myself to follow their example.
  • _Tuesday._--When I awoke, it was already day; the train was standing
  • idle; I was in the last carriage, and, seeing some others strolling to
  • and fro about the lines, I opened the door and stepped forth, as from a
  • caravan by the wayside. We were near no station, nor even, as far as I
  • could see, within reach of any signal. A green, open, undulating country
  • stretched away upon all sides. Locust trees and a single field of Indian
  • corn gave it a foreign grace and interest; but the contours of the land
  • were soft and English. It was not quite England, neither was it quite
  • France; yet like enough either to seem natural in my eyes. And it was in
  • the sky, and not upon the earth, that I was surprised to find a change.
  • Explain it how you may, and for my part I cannot explain it at all, the
  • sun rises with a different splendour in America and Europe. There is
  • more clear gold and scarlet in our old country mornings; more purple,
  • brown, and smoky orange in those of the new. It may be from habit, but
  • to me the coming of day is less fresh and inspiriting in the latter; it
  • has a duskier glory, and more nearly resembles sunset; it seems to fit
  • some subsequential, evening epoch of the world, as though America were
  • in fact, and not merely in fancy, farther from the orient of Aurora and
  • the springs of day. I thought so then, by the railroad-side in
  • Pennsylvania, and I have thought so a dozen times since in far distant
  • parts of the continent. If it be an illusion, it is one very deeply
  • rooted, and in which my eyesight is accomplice.
  • Soon after a train whisked by, announcing and accompanying its passage
  • by the swift beating of a sort of chapel-bell upon the engine; and as it
  • was for this we had been waiting, we were summoned by the cry of "All
  • aboard!" and went on again upon our way. The whole line, it appeared,
  • was topsy-turvy; an accident at midnight having thrown all the traffic
  • hours into arrear. We paid for this in the flesh, for we had no meals
  • all that day. Fruit we could buy upon the cars; and now and then we had
  • a few minutes at some station with a meagre show of rolls and sandwiches
  • for sale; but we were so many and so ravenous that, though I tried at
  • every opportunity, the coffee was always exhausted before I could elbow
  • my way to the counter.
  • Our American sunrise had ushered in a noble summer's day. There was not
  • a cloud; the sunshine was baking; yet in the woody river valleys among
  • which we wound our way, the atmosphere preserved a sparkling freshness
  • till late in the afternoon. It had an inland sweetness and variety to
  • one newly from the sea; it smelt of woods, rivers, and the delved earth.
  • These, though in so far a country, were airs from home. I stood on the
  • platform by the hour; and, as I saw, one after another, pleasant
  • villages, carts upon the highway and fishers by the stream, and heard
  • cockcrows and cheery voices in the distance, and beheld the sun no
  • longer shining blankly on the plains of ocean, but striking among
  • shapely hills and his light dispersed and coloured by a thousand
  • accidents of form and surface, I began to exult with myself upon this
  • rise in life like a man who had come into a rich estate. And when I had
  • asked the name of the river from the brakesman, and heard that it was
  • called the Susquehanna, the beauty of the name seemed to be part and
  • parcel of the beauty of the land. As when Adam with divine fitness named
  • the creatures, so this word Susquehanna was at once accepted by the
  • fancy. That was the name, as no other could be, for that shining river
  • and desirable valley.
  • None can care for literature in itself who do not take a special
  • pleasure in the sound of names; and there is no part of the world where
  • nomenclature is so rich, poetical, humorous, and picturesque as the
  • United States of America. All times, races, and languages have brought
  • their contribution. Pekin is in the same State with Euclid, with
  • Bellefontaine, and with Sansdusky. Chelsea, with its London associations
  • of red brick, Sloane Square, and the King's Road, is own suburb to
  • stately and primeval Memphis; there they have their seat, translated
  • names of cities, where the Mississippi runs by Tennessee and
  • Arkansas[1]; and both, while I was crossing the continent, lay, watched
  • by armed men, in the horror and isolation of a plague. Old, red
  • Manhattan lies, like an Indian arrowhead under a steam factory, below
  • anglified New York. The names of the States and Territories themselves
  • form a chorus of sweet and most romantic vocables: Delaware, Ohio,
  • Indiana, Florida, Dakota, Iowa, Wyoming, Minnesota, and the Carolinas;
  • there are few poems with a nobler music for the ear: a songful, tuneful
  • land; and if the new Homer shall arise from the Western continent, his
  • verse will be enriched, his pages sing spontaneously, with the names of
  • states and cities that would strike the fancy in a business circular.
  • Late in the evening we were landed in a waiting-room at Pittsburg. I had
  • now under my charge a young and sprightly Dutch widow with her children;
  • these I was to watch over providentially for a certain distance farther
  • on the way; but as I found she was furnished with a basket of eatables,
  • I left her in the waiting-room to seek a dinner for myself.
  • I mention this meal, not only because it was the first of which I had
  • partaken for about thirty hours, but because it was the means of my
  • first introduction to a coloured gentleman. He did me the honour to wait
  • upon me after a fashion, while I was eating; and with every word, look,
  • and gesture marched me farther into the country of surprise. He was
  • indeed strikingly unlike the negroes of Mrs. Beecher Stowe, or the
  • Christy Minstrels of my youth. Imagine a gentleman, certainly somewhat
  • dark, but of a pleasant warm hue, speaking English with a slight and
  • rather odd foreign accent, every inch a man of the world, and armed with
  • manners so patronisingly superior that I am at a loss to name their
  • parallel in England. A butler perhaps rides as high over the unbutlered,
  • but then he sets you right with a reserve and a sort of sighing patience
  • which one is often moved to admire. And again, the abstract butler
  • never stoops to familiarity. But the coloured gentleman will pass you a
  • wink at a time; he is familiar like an upper-form boy to a fag; he
  • unbends to you like Prince Hal with Poins and Falstaff. He makes himself
  • at home and welcome. Indeed, I may say, this waiter behaved himself to
  • me throughout that supper much as, with us, a young, free, and not very
  • self-respecting master might behave to a good-looking chambermaid. I had
  • come prepared to pity the poor negro, to put him at his ease, to prove
  • in a thousand condescensions that I was no sharer in the prejudice of
  • race; but I assure you I put my patronage away for another occasion, and
  • had the grace to be pleased with that result.
  • Seeing he was a very honest fellow, I consulted him upon a point of
  • etiquette: if one should offer to tip the American waiter? Certainly
  • not, he told me. Never. It would not do. They considered themselves too
  • highly to accept. They would even resent the offer. As for him and me,
  • we had enjoyed a very pleasant conversation; he, in particular, had
  • found much pleasure in my society; I was a stranger; this was exactly
  • one of those rare conjunctures.... Without being very clear-seeing, I
  • can still perceive the sun at noonday; and the coloured gentleman deftly
  • pocketed a quarter.
  • _Wednesday._--A little after midnight I convoyed my widow and orphans on
  • board the train; and morning found us far into Ohio. This had early been
  • a favourite home of my imagination; I have played at being in Ohio by
  • the week, and enjoyed some capital sport there with a dummy gun, my
  • person being still unbreeched. My preference was founded on a work which
  • appeared in _Cassell's Family Paper_, and was read aloud to me by my
  • nurse. It narrated the doings of one Custaloga, an Indian brave, who, in
  • the last chapter, very obligingly washed the paint off his face and
  • became Sir Reginald Somebody-or-other; a trick I never forgave him. The
  • idea of a man being an Indian brave, and then giving that up to be a
  • baronet, was one which my mind rejected. It offended verisimilitude,
  • like the pretended anxiety of Robinson Crusoe and others to escape from
  • uninhabited islands.
  • But Ohio was not at all as I had pictured it. We were now on those great
  • plains which stretch unbroken to the Rocky Mountains. The country was
  • flat like Holland, but far from being dull. All through Ohio, Indiana,
  • Illinois, and Iowa, or for as much as I saw of them from the train and
  • in my waking moments, it was rich and various, and breathed an elegance
  • peculiar to itself. The tall corn pleased the eye; the trees were
  • graceful in themselves, and framed the plain into long, aërial vistas;
  • and the clean, bright, gardened townships spoke of country fare and
  • pleasant summer evenings on the stoop. It was a sort of flat paradise;
  • but, I am afraid, not unfrequented by the devil. That morning dawned
  • with such a freezing chill as I have rarely felt; a chill that was not
  • perhaps so measurable by instrument, as it struck home upon the heart
  • and seemed to travel with the blood. Day came in with a shudder. White
  • mists lay thinly over the surface of the plain, as we see them more
  • often on a lake; and though the sun had soon dispersed and drunk them
  • up, leaving an atmosphere of fever heat and crystal pureness from
  • horizon to horizon, the mists had still been there, and we knew that
  • this paradise was haunted by killing damps and foul malaria. The fences
  • along the line bore but two descriptions of advertisement; one to
  • recommend tobaccos, and the other to vaunt remedies against the ague. At
  • the point of day, and while we were all in the grasp of that first
  • chill, a native of the State, who had got in at some way station,
  • pronounced it, with a doctoral air, "a fever and ague morning."
  • The Dutch widow was a person of some character. She had conceived at
  • first sight a great aversion for the present writer, which she was at
  • no pains to conceal. But, being a woman of a practical spirit, she made
  • no difficulty about accepting my attentions, and encouraged me to buy
  • her children fruits and candies, to carry all her parcels, and even to
  • sleep upon the floor that she might profit by my empty seat. Nay, she
  • was such a rattle by nature, and so powerfully moved to autobiographical
  • talk, that she was forced, for want of a better, to take me into
  • confidence and tell me the story of her life. I heard about her late
  • husband, who seemed to have made his chief impression by taking her out
  • pleasuring on Sundays. I could tell you her prospects, her hopes, the
  • amount of her fortune, the cost of her housekeeping by the week, and a
  • variety of particular matters that are not usually disclosed except to
  • friends. At one station, she shook up her children to look at a man on
  • the platform and say if he were not like Mr. Z.; while to me she
  • explained how she had been keeping company with this Mr. Z., how far
  • matters had proceeded, and how it was because of his desistance that she
  • was now travelling to the west. Then, when I was thus put in possession
  • of the facts, she asked my judgment on that type of manly beauty. I
  • admired it to her heart's content. She was not, I think, remarkably
  • veracious in talk, but broidered as fancy prompted, and built castles in
  • the air out of her past; yet she had that sort of candour, to keep me,
  • in spite of all these confidences, steadily aware of her aversion. Her
  • parting words were ingeniously honest. "I am sure," said she, "we all
  • _ought_ to be very much obliged to you." I cannot pretend that she put
  • me at my ease; but I had a certain respect for such a genuine dislike. A
  • poor nature would have slipped, in the course of these familiarities,
  • into a sort of worthless toleration for me.
  • We reached Chicago in the evening. I was turned out of the cars, bundled
  • into an omnibus, and driven off through the streets to the station of a
  • different railroad. Chicago seemed a great and gloomy city. I remember
  • having subscribed, let us say sixpence, towards its restoration at the
  • period of the fire; and now when I beheld street after street of
  • ponderous houses and crowds of comfortable burghers, I thought it would
  • be a graceful act for the corporation to refund that sixpence, or, at
  • the least, to entertain me to a cheerful dinner. But there was no word
  • of restitution. I was that city's benefactor, yet I was received in a
  • third-class waiting-room, and the best dinner I could get was a dish of
  • ham and eggs at my own expense.
  • I can safely say, I have never been so dog-tired as that night in
  • Chicago. When it was time to start, I descended the platform like a man
  • in a dream. It was a long train, lighted from end to end; and car after
  • car, as I came up with it, was not only filled, but overflowing. My
  • valise, my knapsack, my rug, with those six ponderous tomes of Bancroft,
  • weighed me double; I was hot, feverish, painfully athirst; and there was
  • a great darkness over me, an internal darkness, not to be dispelled by
  • gas. When at last I found an empty bench, I sank into it like a bundle
  • of rags, the world seemed to swim away into the distance, and my
  • consciousness dwindled within me to a mere pin's head, like a taper on a
  • foggy night.
  • When I came a little more to myself, I found that there had sat down
  • before me a very cheerful, rosy little German gentleman, somewhat gone
  • in drink, who was talking away to me, nineteen to the dozen, as they
  • say. I did my best to keep up the conversation; for it seemed to me
  • dimly as if something depended upon that. I heard him relate, among many
  • other things, that there were pickpockets on the train, who had already
  • robbed a man of forty dollars and a return ticket; but though I caught
  • the words, I do not think I properly understood the sense until next
  • morning; and I believe I replied at the time that I was very glad to
  • hear it. What else he talked about I have no guess; I remember a
  • gabbling sound of words, his profuse gesticulation, and his smile, which
  • was highly explanatory; but no more. And I suppose I must have shown my
  • confusion very plainly; for, first, I saw him knit his brows at me like
  • one who has conceived a doubt; next, he tried me in German, supposing
  • perhaps that I was unfamiliar with the English tongue; and finally, in
  • despair, he rose and left me. I felt chagrined; but my fatigue was too
  • crushing for delay, and, stretching myself as far as that was possible
  • upon the bench, I was received at once into a dreamless stupor.
  • The little German gentleman was only going a little way into the suburbs
  • after a _dîner fin_, and was bent on entertainment while the journey
  • lasted. Having failed with me, he pitched next upon another emigrant,
  • who had come through from Canada, and was not one jot less weary than
  • myself. Nay, even in a natural state, as I found next morning when we
  • scraped acquaintance, he was a heavy, uncommunicative man. After trying
  • him on different topics, it appears that the little German gentleman
  • flounced into a temper, swore an oath or two, and departed from that car
  • in quest of livelier society. Poor little gentleman! I suppose he
  • thought an emigrant should be a rollicking, free-hearted blade, with a
  • flask of foreign brandy and a long, comical story to beguile the moments
  • of digestion.
  • _Thursday._--I suppose there must be a cycle in the fatigue of
  • travelling, for when I awoke next morning, I was entirely renewed in
  • spirits and ate a hearty breakfast of porridge, with sweet milk, and
  • coffee and hot cakes, at Burlington upon the Mississippi. Another long
  • day's ride followed, with but one feature worthy of remark. At a place
  • called Creston, a drunken man got in. He was aggressively friendly, but,
  • according to English notions, not at all unpresentable upon a train. For
  • one stage he eluded the notice of the officials; but just as we were
  • beginning to move out of the next station, Cromwell by name, by came the
  • conductor. There was a word or two of talk; and then the official had
  • the man by the shoulders, twitched him from his seat, marched him
  • through the car, and sent him flying on to the track. It was done in
  • three motions, as exact as a piece of drill. The train was still moving
  • slowly, although beginning to mend her pace, and the drunkard got his
  • feet without a fall. He carried a red bundle, though not so red as his
  • cheeks; and he shook this menacingly in the air with one hand, while the
  • other stole behind him to the region of the kidneys. It was the first
  • indication that I had come among revolvers, and I observed it with some
  • emotion. The conductor stood on the steps with one hand on his hip,
  • looking back at him; and perhaps this attitude imposed upon the
  • creature, for he turned without further ado, and went off staggering
  • along the track towards Cromwell, followed by a peal of laughter from
  • the cars. They were speaking English all about me, but I knew I was in a
  • foreign land.
  • Twenty minutes before nine that night, we were deposited at the Pacific
  • Transfer Station near Council Bluffs, on the eastern bank of the
  • Missouri river. Here we were to stay the night at a kind of
  • caravanserai, set apart for emigrants. But I gave way to a thirst for
  • luxury, separated myself from my companions, and marched with my effects
  • into the Union Pacific Hotel. A white clerk and a coloured gentleman
  • whom, in my plain European way, I should call the boots, were installed
  • behind a counter like bank tellers. They took my name, assigned me a
  • number, and proceeded to deal with my packages. And here came the tug of
  • war. I wished to give up my packages into safe keeping; but I did not
  • wish to go to bed. And this, it appeared, was impossible in an American
  • hotel.
  • It was, of course, some inane misunderstanding, and sprang from my
  • unfamiliarity with the language. For although two nations use the same
  • words and read the same books, intercourse is not conducted by the
  • dictionary. The business of life is not carried on by words, but in set
  • phrases, each with a special and almost a slang signification. Some
  • international obscurity prevailed between me and the coloured gentleman
  • at Council Bluffs; so that what I was asking, which seemed very natural
  • to me, appeared to him a monstrous exigency. He refused, and that with
  • the plainness of the West. This American manner of conducting matters of
  • business is, at first, highly unpalatable to the European. When we
  • approach a man in the way of his calling, and for those services by
  • which he earns his bread, we consider him for the time being our hired
  • servant. But in the American opinion, two gentlemen meet and have a
  • friendly talk with a view to exchanging favours if they will agree to
  • please. I know not which is the more convenient, nor even which is the
  • more truly courteous. The English stiffness unfortunately tends to be
  • continued after the particular transaction is at an end, and thus
  • favours class separations. But on the other hand, these equalitarian
  • plainnesses leave an open field for the insolence of Jack-in-office.
  • I was nettled by the coloured gentleman's refusal, and unbuttoned my
  • wrath under the similitude of ironical submission. I knew nothing, I
  • said, of the ways of American hotels; but I had no desire to give
  • trouble. If there was nothing for it but to get to bed immediately, let
  • him say the word, and though it was not my habit, I should cheerfully
  • obey.
  • He burst into a shout of laughter. "Ah!" said he, "you do not know about
  • America. They are fine people in America. Oh! you will like them very
  • well. But you mustn't get mad. I know what you want. You come along with
  • me."
  • And issuing from behind the counter, and taking me by the arm like an
  • old acquaintance, he led me to the bar of the hotel.
  • "There," said he, pushing me from him by the shoulder, "go and have a
  • drink!"
  • FOOTNOTE:
  • [1] Please pronounce _Arkansaw_, with the accent on the first.
  • THE EMIGRANT TRAIN
  • All this while I had been travelling by mixed trains, where I might meet
  • with Dutch widows and little German gentry fresh from table. I had been
  • but a latent emigrant; now I was to be branded once more, and put apart
  • with my fellows. It was about two in the afternoon of Friday that I
  • found myself in front of Emigrant House, with more than a hundred
  • others, to be sorted and boxed for the journey. A white-haired official,
  • with a stick under one arm and a list in the other hand, stood apart in
  • front of us, and called name after name in the tone of a command. At
  • each name you would see a family gather up its brats and bundles and run
  • for the hindmost of the three cars that stood awaiting us, and I soon
  • concluded that this was to be set apart for the women and children. The
  • second, or central car, it turned out, was devoted to men travelling
  • alone, and the third to the Chinese. The official was easily moved to
  • anger at the least delay; but the emigrants were both quick at answering
  • their names, and speedy in getting themselves and their effects on
  • board.
  • The families once housed, we men carried the second car without ceremony
  • by simultaneous assault. I suppose the reader has some notion of an
  • American railroad car, that long, narrow wooden box, like a flat-roofed
  • Noah's ark, with a stove and a convenience, one at either end, a passage
  • down the middle, and transverse benches upon either hand. Those destined
  • for emigrants on the Union Pacific are only remarkable for their extreme
  • plainness, nothing but wood entering in any part into their
  • constitution, and for the usual inefficacy of the lamps, which often
  • went out and shed but a dying glimmer even while they burned. The
  • benches are too short for anything but a young child. Where there is
  • scarce elbow-room for two to sit, there will not be space enough for one
  • to lie. Hence the company, or rather, as it appears from certain bills
  • about the Transfer Station, the company's servants, have conceived a
  • plan for the better accommodation of travellers. They prevail on every
  • two to chum together. To each of the chums they sell a board and three
  • square cushions stuffed with straw, and covered with thin cotton. The
  • benches can be made to face each other in pairs, for the backs are
  • reversible. On the approach of night the boards are laid from bench to
  • bench, making a couch wide enough for two, and long enough for a man of
  • the middle height; and the chums lie down side by side upon the cushions
  • with the head to the conductor's van and the feet to the engine. When
  • the train is full, of course this plan is impossible, for there must not
  • be more than one to every bench, neither can it be carried out unless
  • the chums agree. It was to bring about this last condition that our
  • white-haired official now bestirred himself. He made a most active
  • master of ceremonies, introducing likely couples, and even guaranteeing
  • the amiability and honesty of each. The greater the number of happy
  • couples the better for his pocket, for it was he who sold the raw
  • material of the beds. His price for one board and three straw cushions
  • began with two dollars and a half; but before the train left, and, I am
  • sorry to say, long after I had purchased mine, it had fallen to one
  • dollar and a half.
  • The match-maker had a difficulty with me; perhaps, like some ladies, I
  • showed myself too eager for union at any price; but certainly the first
  • who was picked out to be my bedfellow declined the honour without
  • thanks. He was an old, heavy, slow-spoken man, I think from Yankeeland,
  • looked me all over with great timidity, and then began to excuse himself
  • in broken phrases. He didn't know the young man, he said. The young man
  • might be very honest, but how was he to know that? There was another
  • young man whom he had met already in the train; he guessed _he_ was
  • honest, and would prefer to chum with _him_ upon the whole. All this
  • without any sort of excuse, as though I had been inanimate or absent. I
  • began to tremble lest every one should refuse my company, and I be left
  • rejected. But the next in turn was a tall, strapping, long-limbed,
  • small-headed, curly-haired Pennsylvania Dutchman, with a soldierly
  • smartness in his manner. To be exact, he had acquired it in the navy.
  • But that was all one; he had at least been trained to desperate
  • resolves, so he accepted the match, and the white-haired swindler
  • pronounced the connubial benediction, and pocketed his fees.
  • The rest of the afternoon was spent in making up the train. I am afraid
  • to say how many baggage-waggons followed the engine--certainly a score;
  • then came the Chinese, then we, then the families, and the rear was
  • brought up by the conductor in what, if I have it rightly, is called his
  • caboose. The class to which I belonged was of course far the largest,
  • and we ran over, so to speak, to both sides; so that there were some
  • Caucasians among the Chinamen, and some bachelors among the families.
  • But our own car was pure from admixture, save for one little boy of
  • eight or nine, who had the whooping-cough. At last, about six, the long
  • train crawled out of the Transfer Station and across the wide Missouri
  • river to Omaha, westward bound.
  • It was a troubled uncomfortable evening in the cars. There was thunder
  • in the air, which helped to keep us restless. A man played many airs
  • upon the cornet, and none of them were much attended to, until he came
  • to "Home, sweet home." It was truly strange to note how the talk ceased
  • at that, and the faces began to lengthen. I have no idea whether
  • musically this air is to be considered good or bad; but it belongs to
  • that class of art which may be best described as a brutal assault upon
  • the feelings. Pathos must be relieved by dignity of treatment. If you
  • wallow naked in the pathetic, like the author of "Home, sweet home," you
  • make your hearers weep in an unmanly fashion; and even while yet they
  • are moved, they despise themselves and hate the occasion of their
  • weakness. It did not come to tears that night, for the experiment was
  • interrupted. An elderly, hard-looking man, with a goatee beard and about
  • as much appearance of sentiment as you would expect from a retired
  • slaver, turned with a start and bade the performer stop that "damned
  • thing." "I've heard about enough of that," he added; "give us something
  • about the good country we're going to." A murmur of adhesion ran round
  • the car; the performer took the instrument from his lips, laughed and
  • nodded, and then struck into a dancing measure; and, like a new
  • Timotheus, stilled immediately the emotion he had raised.
  • The day faded; the lamps were lit; a party of wild young men, who got
  • off next evening at North Platte, stood together on the stern platform,
  • singing "The Sweet By-and-bye" with very tuneful voices; the chums began
  • to put up their beds; and it seemed as if the business of the day were
  • at an end. But it was not so; for, the train stopping at some station,
  • the cars were instantly thronged with the natives, wives and fathers,
  • young men and maidens, some of them in little more than nightgear, some
  • with stable lanterns, and all offering beds for sale. Their charge began
  • with twenty-five cents a cushion, but fell, before the train went on
  • again, to fifteen, with the bed-board gratis, or less than one-fifth of
  • what I had paid for mine at the Transfer. This is my contribution to the
  • economy of future emigrants.
  • A great personage on an American train is the newsboy. He sells books
  • (such books!), papers, fruit, lollipops, and cigars; and on emigrant
  • journeys, soap, towels, tin washing-dishes, tin coffee-pitchers, coffee,
  • tea, sugar, and tinned eatables, mostly hash or beans and bacon. Early
  • next morning the newsboy went round the cars, and chumming on a more
  • extended principle became the order of the hour. It requires but a
  • copartnery of two to manage beds; but washing and eating can be carried
  • on most economically by a syndicate of three. I myself entered a little
  • after sunrise into articles of agreement, and became one of the firm of
  • Pennsylvania, Shakespeare, and Dubuque. Shakespeare was my own nickname
  • on the cars; Pennsylvania that of my bedfellow; and Dubuque, the name of
  • a place in the State of Iowa, that of an amiable young fellow going west
  • to cure an asthma, and retarding his recovery by incessantly chewing or
  • smoking, and sometimes chewing and smoking together. I have never seen
  • tobacco so sillily abused. Shakespeare bought a tin washing-dish,
  • Dubuque a towel, and Pennsylvania a brick of soap. The partners used
  • these instruments, one after another, according to the order of their
  • first awaking; and when the firm had finished there was no want of
  • borrowers. Each filled the tin dish at the water filter opposite the
  • stove, and retired with the whole stock in trade to the platform of the
  • car. There he knelt down, supporting himself by a shoulder against the
  • woodwork, or one elbow crooked about the railing, and made a shift to
  • wash his face and neck and hands,--a cold, an insufficient, and, if the
  • train is moving rapidly, a somewhat dangerous toilet.
  • On a similar division of expense, the firm of Pennsylvania, Shakespeare,
  • and Dubuque supplied themselves with coffee, sugar, and necessary
  • vessels; and their operations are a type of what went on through all the
  • cars. Before the sun was up the stove would be brightly burning; at the
  • first station the natives would come on board with milk and eggs and
  • coffee cakes; and soon from end to end the car would be filled with
  • little parties breakfasting upon the bed-boards. It was the pleasantest
  • hour of the day.
  • There were meals to be had, however, by the wayside; a breakfast in the
  • morning, a dinner somewhere between eleven and two, and supper from
  • five to eight or nine at night. We had rarely less than twenty minutes
  • for each; and if we had not spent many another twenty minutes waiting
  • for some express upon a side track among many miles of desert, we might
  • have taken an hour to each repast and arrived at San Francisco up to
  • time. For haste is not the foible of an emigrant train. It gets through
  • on sufferance, running the gauntlet among its more considerable
  • brethren; should there be a block, it is unhesitatingly sacrificed; and
  • they cannot, in consequence, predict the length of the passage within a
  • day or so. Civility is the main comfort that you miss. Equality, though
  • conceived very largely in America, does not extend so low down as to an
  • emigrant. Thus in all other trains, a warning cry of "All aboard!"
  • recalls the passengers to take their seats; but as soon as I was alone
  • with emigrants, and from the Transfer all the way to San Francisco, I
  • found this ceremony was pretermitted; the train stole from the station
  • without note of warning, and you had to keep an eye upon it even while
  • you ate. The annoyance is considerable, and the disrespect both wanton
  • and petty.
  • Many conductors, again, will hold no communication with an emigrant. I
  • asked a conductor one day at what time the train would stop for dinner;
  • as he made no answer I repeated the question, with a like result; a
  • third time I returned to the charge, and then Jack-in-office looked me
  • coolly in the face for several seconds and turned ostentatiously away. I
  • believe he was half ashamed of his brutality; for when another person
  • made the same inquiry, although he still refused the information, he
  • condescended to answer, and even to justify his reticence in a voice
  • loud enough for me to hear. It was, he said, his principle not to tell
  • people where they were to dine; for one answer led to many other
  • questions, as what o'clock it was? or, how soon should we be there? and
  • he could not afford to be eternally worried.
  • As you are thus cut off from the superior authorities, a great deal of
  • your comfort depends on the character of the newsboy. He has it in his
  • power indefinitely to better and brighten the emigrant's lot. The
  • newsboy with whom we started from the Transfer was a dark, bullying,
  • contemptuous, insolent scoundrel, who treated us like dogs. Indeed, in
  • his case, matters came nearly to a fight. It happened thus: he was going
  • his rounds through the cars with some commodities for sale, and coming
  • to a party who were at _Seven-up_ or _Cascino_ (our two games) upon a
  • bed-board, slung down a cigar-box in the middle of the cards, knocking
  • one man's hand to the floor. It was the last straw. In a moment the
  • whole party were upon their feet, the cigars were upset, and he was
  • ordered to "get out of that directly, or he would get more than he
  • reckoned for." The fellow grumbled and muttered, but ended by making
  • off, and was less openly insulting in the future. On the other hand, the
  • lad who rode with us in this capacity from Ogden to Sacramento made
  • himself the friend of all, and helped us with information, attention,
  • assistance, and a kind countenance. He told us where and when we should
  • have our meals, and how long the train would stop; kept seats at table
  • for those who were delayed, and watched that we should neither be left
  • behind nor yet unnecessarily hurried. You, who live at home at ease, can
  • hardly realise the greatness of this service, even had it stood alone.
  • When I think of that lad coming and going, train after train, with his
  • bright face and civil words, I see how easily a good man may become the
  • benefactor of his kind. Perhaps he is discontented with himself, perhaps
  • troubled with ambitions; why, if he but knew it, he is a hero of the old
  • Greek stamp; and while he thinks he is only earning a profit of a few
  • cents, and that perhaps exorbitant, he is doing a man's work, and
  • bettering the world.
  • I must tell here an experience of mine with another newsboy. I tell it
  • because it gives so good an example of that uncivil kindness of the
  • American, which is perhaps their most bewildering character to one
  • newly landed. It was immediately after I had left the emigrant train;
  • and I am told I looked like a man at death's door, so much had this long
  • journey shaken me. I sat at the end of a car, and the catch being
  • broken, and myself feverish and sick, I had to hold the door open with
  • my foot for the sake of air. In this attitude my leg debarred the
  • newsboy from his box of merchandise. I made haste to let him pass when I
  • observed that he was coming; but I was busy with a book, and so once or
  • twice he came upon me unawares. On these occasions he most rudely struck
  • my foot aside; and though I myself apologised, as if to show him the
  • way, he answered me never a word. I chafed furiously, and I fear the
  • next time it would have come to words. But suddenly I felt a touch upon
  • my shoulder, and a large juicy pear was put into my hand. It was the
  • newsboy, who had observed that I was looking ill, and so made this
  • present out of a tender heart. For the rest of the journey I was petted
  • like a sick child; he lent me newspapers, thus depriving himself of his
  • legitimate profit on their sale, and came repeatedly to sit by me and
  • cheer me up.
  • THE PLAINS OF NEBRASKA
  • It had thundered on the Friday night, but the sun rose on Saturday
  • without a cloud. We were at sea--there is no other adequate
  • expression--on the plains of Nebraska. I made my observatory on the top
  • of a fruit-waggon, and sat by the hour upon that perch to spy about me,
  • and to spy in vain for something new. It was a world almost without a
  • feature; an empty sky, an empty earth; front and back, the line of
  • railway stretched from horizon to horizon, like a cue across a
  • billiard-board; on either hand, the green plain ran till it touched the
  • skirts of heaven. Along the track innumerable wild sunflowers, no bigger
  • than a crown-piece, bloomed in a continuous flower-bed; grazing beasts
  • were seen upon the prairie at all degrees of distance and diminution;
  • and now and again we might perceive a few dots beside the railroad which
  • grew more and more distinct as we drew nearer, till they turned into
  • wooden cabins, and then dwindled and dwindled in our wake until they
  • melted into their surroundings, and we were once more alone upon the
  • billiard-board. The train toiled over this infinity like a snail; and
  • being the one thing moving, it was wonderful what huge proportions it
  • began to assume in our regard. It seemed miles in length, and either end
  • of it within but a step of the horizon. Even my own body or my own head
  • seemed a great thing in that emptiness. I note the feeling the more
  • readily as it is the contrary of what I have read of in the experience
  • of others. Day and night, above the roar of the train, our ears were
  • kept busy with the incessant chirp of grasshoppers--a noise like the
  • winding up of countless clocks and watches, which began after a while
  • to seem proper to that land.
  • To one hurrying through by steam there was a certain exhilaration in
  • this spacious vacancy, this greatness of the air, this discovery of the
  • whole arch of heaven, this straight, unbroken, prison-line of the
  • horizon. Yet one could not but reflect upon the weariness of those who
  • passed by there in old days, at the foot's pace of oxen, painfully
  • urging their teams, and with no landmark but that unattainable evening
  • sun for which they steered, and which daily fled them by an equal
  • stride. They had nothing, it would seem, to overtake; nothing by which
  • to reckon their advance; no sight for repose or for encouragement; but
  • stage after stage, only the dead green waste under foot, and the
  • mocking, fugitive horizon. But the eye, as I have been told, found
  • differences even here; and at the worst the emigrant came, by
  • perseverance, to the end of his toil. It is the settlers, after all, at
  • whom we have a right to marvel. Our consciousness, by which we live, is
  • itself but the creature of variety. Upon what food does it subsist in
  • such a land? What livelihood can repay a human creature for a life spent
  • in this huge sameness? He is cut off from books, from news, from
  • company, from all that can relieve existence but the prosecution of his
  • affairs. A sky full of stars is the most varied spectacle that he can
  • hope for. He may walk five miles and see nothing; ten, and it is as
  • though he had not moved; twenty, and still he is in the midst of the
  • same great level, and has approached no nearer to the one object within
  • view, the flat horizon which keeps pace with his advance. We are full at
  • home of the question of agreeable wall-papers, and wise people are of
  • opinion that the temper may be quieted by sedative surroundings. But
  • what is to be said of the Nebraskan settler? His is a wall-paper with a
  • vengeance--one quarter of the universe laid bare in all its gauntness.
  • His eye must embrace at every glance the whole seeming concave of the
  • visible world; it quails before so vast an outlook, it is tortured by
  • distance; yet there is no rest or shelter, till the man runs into his
  • cabin, and can repose his sight upon things near at hand. Hence, I am
  • told, a sickness of the vision peculiar to these empty plains.
  • Yet perhaps with sunflowers and cicadæ, summer and winter, cattle, wife
  • and family, the settler may create a full and various existence. One
  • person at least I saw upon the plains who seemed in every way superior
  • to her lot. This was a woman who boarded us at a way station, selling
  • milk. She was largely formed; her features were more than comely; she
  • had that great rarity--a fine complexion which became her; and her eyes
  • were kind, dark, and steady. She sold milk with patriarchal grace. There
  • was not a line in her countenance, not a note in her soft and sleepy
  • voice, but spoke of an entire contentment with her life. It would have
  • been fatuous arrogance to pity such a woman. Yet the place where she
  • lived was to me almost ghastly. Less than a dozen wooden houses, all of
  • a shape and all nearly of a size, stood planted along the railway lines.
  • Each stood apart in its own lot. Each opened direct off the
  • billiard-board, as if it were a billiard-board indeed, and these only
  • models that had been set down upon it ready made. Her own, into which I
  • looked, was clean but very empty, and showed nothing homelike but the
  • burning fire. This extreme newness, above all in so naked and flat a
  • country, gives a strong impression of artificiality. With none of the
  • litter and discoloration of human life; with the paths unworn, and the
  • houses still sweating from the axe, such a settlement as this seems
  • purely scenic. The mind is loth to accept it for a piece of reality; and
  • it seems incredible that life can go on with so few properties, or the
  • great child, man, find entertainment in so bare a playroom.
  • And truly it is as yet an incomplete society in some points; or at least
  • it contained, as I passed through, one person incompletely civilised. At
  • North Platte, where we supped that evening, one man asked another to
  • pass the milk-jug. This other was well dressed and of what we should
  • call a respectable appearance; a darkish man, high-spoken, eating as
  • though he had some usage of society; but he turned upon the first
  • speaker with extraordinary vehemence of tone--
  • "There's a waiter here!" he cried.
  • "I only asked you to pass the milk," explained the first.
  • Here is the retort verbatim--
  • "Pass! Hell! I'm not paid for that business; the waiter's paid for it.
  • You should use civility at table, and, by God, I'll show you how!"
  • The other man very wisely made no answer, and the bully went on with his
  • supper as though nothing had occurred. It pleases me to think that some
  • day soon he will meet one of his own kidney; and perhaps both may fall.
  • THE DESERT OF WYOMING
  • To cross such a plain is to grow homesick for the mountains. I longed
  • for the Black Hills of Wyoming, which I knew we were soon to enter, like
  • an ice-bound whaler for the spring. Alas! and it was a worse country
  • than the other. All Sunday and Monday we travelled through these sad
  • mountains, or over the main ridge of the Rockies, which is a fair match
  • to them for misery of aspect. Hour after hour it was the same unhomely
  • and unkindly world about our onward path; tumbled boulders, cliffs that
  • drearily imitate the shape of monuments and fortifications--how
  • drearily, how tamely, none can tell who has not seen them; not a tree,
  • not a patch of sward, not one shapely or commanding mountain form;
  • sage-brush, eternal sage-brush; over all the same weariful and gloomy
  • colouring, greys warming into brown, greys darkening towards black; and
  • for sole sign of life, here and there a few fleeing antelopes; here and
  • there, but at incredible intervals, a creek running in a cañon. The
  • plains have a grandeur of their own; but here there is nothing but a
  • contorted smallness. Except for the air, which was light and
  • stimulating, there was not one good circumstance in that God-forsaken
  • land.
  • I had been suffering in my health a good deal all the way; and at last,
  • whether I was exhausted by my complaint or poisoned in some wayside
  • eating-house, the evening we left Laramie I fell sick outright. That was
  • a night which I shall not readily forget. The lamps did not go out; each
  • made a faint shining in its own neighbourhood, and the shadows were
  • confounded together in the long, hollow box of the car. The sleepers lay
  • in uneasy attitudes; here two chums alongside, flat upon their backs
  • like dead folk; there a man sprawling on the floor, with his face upon
  • his arm; there another half seated with his head and shoulders on the
  • bench. The most passive were continually and roughly shaken by the
  • movement of the train; others stirred, turned, or stretched out their
  • arms like children; it was surprising how many groaned and murmured in
  • their sleep; and as I passed to and fro, stepping across the prostrate,
  • and caught now a snore, now a gasp, now a half-formed word, it gave me a
  • measure of the worthlessness of rest in that unresting vehicle. Although
  • it was chill, I was obliged to open my window, for the degradation of
  • the air soon became intolerable to one who was awake and using the full
  • supply of life. Outside, in a glimmering night, I saw the black,
  • amorphous hills shoot by unweariedly into our wake. They that long for
  • morning have never longed for it more earnestly than I.
  • And yet when day came, it was to shine upon the same broken and
  • unsightly quarter of the world. Mile upon mile, and not a tree, a bird,
  • or a river. Only down the long, sterile cañons, the train shot hooting,
  • and awoke the resting echo. That train was the one piece of life in all
  • the deadly land; it was the one actor, the one spectacle fit to be
  • observed in this paralysis of man and nature. And when I think how the
  • railroad has been pushed through this unwatered wilderness and haunt of
  • savage tribes, and now will bear an emigrant for some £12 from the
  • Atlantic to the Golden Gates; how at each stage of the construction,
  • roaring, impromptu cities, full of gold and lust and death, sprang up
  • and then died away again, and are now but wayside stations in the
  • desert; how in these uncouth places pig-tailed Chinese pirates worked
  • side by side with border ruffians and broken men from Europe, talking
  • together in a mixed dialect, mostly oaths, gambling, drinking,
  • quarrelling, and murdering like wolves; how the plumed hereditary lord
  • of all America heard, in this last fastness, the scream of the "bad
  • medicine waggon" charioting his foes; and then when I go on to remember
  • that all this epical turmoil was conducted by gentlemen in frock-coats,
  • and with a view to nothing more extraordinary than a fortune and a
  • subsequent visit to Paris, it seems to me, I own, as if this railway
  • were the one typical achievement of the age in which we live, as if it
  • brought together into one plot all the ends of the world and all the
  • degrees of social rank, and offered to some great writer the busiest,
  • the most extended, and the most varied subject for an enduring literary
  • work. If it be romance, if it be contrast, if it be heroism that we
  • require, what was Troy town to this? But, alas! it is not these things
  • that are necessary--it is only Homer.
  • Here also we are grateful to the train, as to some god who conducts us
  • swiftly through these shades and by so many hidden perils. Thirst,
  • hunger, the sleight and ferocity of Indians, are all no more feared, so
  • lightly do we skim these horrible lands; as the gull, who wings safely
  • through the hurricane and past the shark. Yet we should not be forgetful
  • of these hardships of the past; and to keep the balance true, since I
  • have complained of the trifling discomforts of my journey, perhaps more
  • than was enough, let me add an original document. It was not written by
  • Homer, but by a boy of eleven, long since dead, and is dated only twenty
  • years ago. I shall punctuate, to make things clearer, but not change the
  • spelling.
  • "_My dear Sister Mary,--I am afraid you will go nearly crazy when you
  • read my letter. If Jerry" (the writer's eldest brother) "has not written
  • to you before now, you will be surprised to heare that we are in
  • California, and that poor Thomas" (another brother, of fifteen) "is
  • dead. We started from -------- in July, with plenty of provisions and
  • too yoke oxen. We went along very well till we got within six or seven
  • hundred miles of California, when the Indians attacked us. We found
  • places where they had killed the emigrants. We had one passenger with
  • us, too guns, and one revolver; so we ran all the lead We had into
  • bullets (and) hung the guns up in the wagon so we could get at them in a
  • minit. It was about two o'clock in the afternoon; droave the cattel a
  • little way; when a prairie chicken alited a little way from the wagon._
  • _"Jerry took out one of the guns to shoot it, and told Tom drive the
  • oxen. Tom and I drove the oxen, and Jerry and the passenger went on.
  • Then, after a little, I left Tom and caught up with Jerry and the other
  • man. Jerry stopped for Tom to come up; me and the man went on and sit
  • down by a little stream. In a few minutes we heard some noise; then
  • three shots (they all struck poor Tom, I suppose); then they gave the
  • war hoop, and as many as twenty of the red skins came down upon us. The
  • three that shot Tom was hid by the side of the road in the bushes._
  • _"I thought the Tom and Jerry were shot; so I told the other man that
  • Tom and Jerry were dead, and that we had better try to escape, if
  • possible. I had no shoes on; having a sore foot, I thought I would not
  • put them on. The man and me run down the road, but We was soon stopt by
  • an Indian on a pony. We then turend the other way, and run up the side
  • of the Mountain, and hid behind some cedar trees, and stayed there till
  • dark. The Indians hunted all over after us, and verry close to us, so
  • close that we could here there tomyhawks Jingle. At dark the man and me
  • started on, I stubing my toes against sticks and stones. We traveld on
  • all night; and next morning, Just as it was getting gray, we saw
  • something in the shape of a man. It layed Down in the grass. We went up
  • to it, and it was Jerry. He thought we ware Indians. You can imagine how
  • glad he was to see me. He thought we was all dead but him, and we
  • thought him and Tom was dead. He had the gun that he took out of the
  • wagon to shoot the prairie Chicken; all he had was the load that was in
  • it._
  • _"We traveld on till about eight o'clock, We caught up with one wagon
  • with too men with it. We had traveld with them before one day; we stopt
  • and they Drove on; we knew that they was ahead of us, unless they had
  • been killed to. My feet was so sore when we caught up with them that I
  • had to ride; I could not step. We traveld on for too days, when the men
  • that owned the cattle said they would (could) not drive them another
  • inch. We unyoked the oxen; we had about seventy pounds of flour; we took
  • it out and divided it into four packs. Each of the men took about 18
  • pounds apiece and a blanket. I carried a little bacon, dried meat, and
  • little quilt; I had in all about twelve pounds. We had one pint of flour
  • a day for our alloyance. Sometimes we made soup of it; sometimes we
  • (made) pancakes; and sometimes mixed it up with cold water and eat it
  • that way. We traveld twelve or fourteen days. The time came at last when
  • we should have to reach some place or starve. We saw fresh horse and
  • cattle tracks. The morning come, we scraped all the flour out of the
  • sack, mixed it up and baked it into bread, and made some soup, and eat
  • everything we had. We traveld on all day without anything to eat, and
  • that evening we caught up with a sheep train of eight wagons. We traveld
  • with them till we arrived at the settlements; and know I am safe in
  • California, and got to good home, and going to school._
  • _"Jerry is working in -------- It is a good country. You can get from 50
  • to 60 and 75 Dollars for cooking. Tell me all about the affairs in the
  • States, and how all the folks get along."_
  • And so ends this artless narrative. The little man was at school again,
  • God bless him, while his brother lay scalped upon the desert.
  • FELLOW PASSENGERS
  • At Ogden we changed cars from the Union Pacific to the Central Pacific
  • line of railroad. The change was doubly welcome; for, first, we had
  • better cars on the new line; and, second, those in which we had been
  • cooped for more than ninety hours had begun to stink abominably. Several
  • yards away, as we returned, let us say from dinner, our nostrils were
  • assailed by rancid air. I have stood on a platform while the whole train
  • was shunting; and as the dwelling-cars drew near, there would come a
  • whiff of pure menagerie, only a little sourer, as from men instead of
  • monkeys. I think we are human only in virtue of open windows. Without
  • fresh air, you only require a bad heart, and a remarkable command of the
  • Queen's English, to become such another as Dean Swift; a kind of leering
  • human goat, leaping and wagging your scut on mountains of offence. I do
  • my best to keep my head the other way, and look for the human rather
  • than the bestial in this Yahoo-like business of the emigrant train. But
  • one thing I must say, the car of the Chinese was notably the least
  • offensive.
  • The cars on the Central Pacific were nearly twice as high, and so
  • proportionally airier; they were freshly varnished, which gave us all a
  • sense of cleanliness as though we had bathed; the seats drew out and
  • joined in the centre, so that there was no more need for bed-boards; and
  • there was an upper tier of berths which could be closed by day and
  • opened at night.
  • I had by this time some opportunity of seeing the people whom I was
  • among. They were in rather marked contrast to the emigrants I had met on
  • board ship while crossing the Atlantic. They were mostly lumpish
  • fellows, silent and noisy, a common combination; somewhat sad, I should
  • say, with an extraordinary poor taste in humour, and little interest in
  • their fellow-creatures beyond that of a cheap and merely external
  • curiosity. If they heard a man's name and business, they seemed to think
  • they had the heart of that mystery; but they were as eager to know that
  • much as they were indifferent to the rest. Some of them were on nettles
  • till they learned your name was Dickson and you a journeyman baker; but
  • beyond that, whether you were Catholic or Mormon, dull or clever, fierce
  • or friendly, was all one to them. Others who were not so stupid,
  • gossiped a little, and, I am bound to say, unkindly. A favourite
  • witticism was for some lout to raise the alarm of "All aboard!" while
  • the rest of us were dining, thus contributing his mite to the general
  • discomfort. Such a one was always much applauded for his high spirits.
  • When I was ill coming through Wyoming, I was astonished--fresh from the
  • eager humanity on board ship--to meet with little but laughter. One of
  • the young men even amused himself by incommoding me, as was then very
  • easy; and that not from ill-nature, but mere clodlike incapacity to
  • think, for he expected me to join the laugh. I did so, but it was
  • phantom merriment. Later on, a man from Kansas had three violent
  • epileptic fits, and though, of course, there were not wanting some to
  • help him, it was rather superstitious terror than sympathy that his case
  • evoked among his fellow-passengers. "Oh, I hope he's not going to die!"
  • cried a woman; "it would be terrible to have a dead body!" And there was
  • a very general movement to leave the man behind at the next station.
  • This, by good fortune, the conductor negatived.
  • There was a good deal of story-telling in some quarters; in others,
  • little but silence. In this society, more than any other that ever I was
  • in, it was the narrator alone who seemed to enjoy the narrative. It was
  • rarely that any one listened for the listening. If he lent an ear to
  • another man's story, it was because he was in immediate want of a
  • hearer for one of his own. Food and the progress of the train were the
  • subjects most generally treated; many joined to discuss these who
  • otherwise would hold their tongues. One small knot had no better
  • occupation than to worm out of me my name; and the more they tried, the
  • more obstinately fixed I grew to baffle them. They assailed me with
  • artful questions and insidious offers of correspondence in the future;
  • but I was perpetually on my guard, and parried their assaults with
  • inward laughter. I am sure Dubuque would have given me ten dollars for
  • the secret. He owed me far more, had he understood life, for thus
  • preserving him a lively interest throughout the journey. I met one of my
  • fellow-passengers months after, driving a street tramway car in San
  • Francisco; and, as the joke was now out of season, told him my name
  • without subterfuge. You never saw a man more chap-fallen. But had my
  • name been Demogorgon, after so prolonged a mystery he had still been
  • disappointed.
  • There were no emigrants direct from Europe--save one German family and a
  • knot of Cornish miners who kept grimly by themselves, one reading the
  • New Testament all day long through steel spectacles, the rest discussing
  • privately the secrets of their old-world, mysterious race. Lady Hester
  • Stanhope believed she could make something great of the Cornish; for my
  • part, I can make nothing of them at all. A division of races, older and
  • more original than that of Babel, keeps this close, esoteric family
  • apart from neighbouring Englishmen. Not even a Red Indian seems more
  • foreign in my eyes. This is one of the lessons of travel--that some of
  • the strangest races dwell next door to you at home.
  • The rest were all American born, but they came from almost every quarter
  • of that Continent. All the States of the North had sent out a fugitive
  • to cross the plains with me. From Virginia, from Pennsylvania, from New
  • York, from far western Iowa and Kansas, from Maine that borders on the
  • Canadas, and from the Canadas themselves--some one or two were fleeing
  • in quest of a better land and better wages. The talk in the train, like
  • the talk I heard on the steamer, ran upon hard times, short commons, and
  • hope that moves ever westward. I thought of my shipful from Great
  • Britain with a feeling of despair. They had come 3,000 miles, and yet
  • not far enough. Hard times bowed them out of the Clyde, and stood to
  • welcome them at Sandy Hook. Where were they to go? Pennsylvania, Maine,
  • Iowa, Kansas? These were not places for immigration, but for emigration,
  • it appeared; not one of them, but I knew a man who had lifted up his
  • heel and left it for an ungrateful country. And it was still westward
  • that they ran. Hunger, you would have thought, came out of the east like
  • the sun, and the evening was made of edible gold. And, meantime, in the
  • car in front of me, were there not half a hundred emigrants from the
  • opposite quarter? Hungry Europe and hungry China, each pouring from
  • their gates in search of provender, had here come face to face. The two
  • waves had met; east and west had alike failed; the whole round world had
  • been prospected and condemned; there was no El Dorado anywhere; and till
  • one could emigrate to the moon, it seemed as well to stay patiently at
  • home. Nor was there wanting another sign, at once more picturesque and
  • more disheartening; for, as we continued to steam westward towards the
  • land of gold, we were continually passing other emigrant trains upon the
  • journey east; and these were as crowded as our own. Had all these return
  • voyagers made a fortune in the mines? Were they all bound for Paris, and
  • to be in Rome by Easter? It would seem not, for, whenever we met them,
  • the passengers ran on the platform and cried to us through the windows,
  • in a kind of wailing chorus, to "come back." On the plains of Nebraska,
  • in the mountains of Wyoming, it was still the same cry, and dismal to my
  • heart, "Come back!" That was what we heard by the way "about the good
  • country we were going to." And at that very hour the Sand-lot of San
  • Francisco was crowded with the unemployed, and the echo from the other
  • side of Market Street was repeating the rant of demagogues.
  • If, in truth, it were only for the sake of wages that men emigrate, how
  • many thousands would regret the bargain! But wages, indeed, are only one
  • consideration out of many; for we are a race of gipsies, and love change
  • and travel for themselves.
  • DESPISED RACES
  • Of all stupid ill-feelings, the sentiment of my fellow-Caucasians
  • towards our companions in the Chinese car was the most stupid and the
  • worst. They seemed never to have looked at them, listened to them, or
  • thought of them, but hated them _a priori_. The Mongols were their
  • enemies in that cruel and treacherous battlefield of money. They could
  • work better and cheaper in half a hundred industries, and hence there
  • was no calumny too idle for the Caucasians to repeat and even to
  • believe. They declared them hideous vermin, and affected a kind of
  • choking in the throat when they beheld them. Now, as a matter of fact,
  • the young Chinese man is so like a large class of European women, that
  • on raising my head and suddenly catching sight of one at a considerable
  • distance, I have for an instant been deceived by the resemblance. I do
  • not say it is the most attractive class of our women, but for all that
  • many a man's wife is less pleasantly favoured. Again, my emigrants
  • declared that the Chinese were dirty. I cannot say they were clean, for
  • that was impossible upon the journey; but in their efforts after
  • cleanliness they put the rest of us to shame. We all pigged and stewed
  • in one infamy, wet our hands and faces for half a minute daily on the
  • platform, and were unashamed. But the Chinese never lost an opportunity,
  • and you would see them washing their feet--an act not dreamed of among
  • ourselves--and going as far as decency permitted to wash their whole
  • bodies. I may remark by the way that the dirtier people are in their
  • persons the more delicate is their sense of modesty. A clean man strips
  • in a crowded boathouse; but he who is unwashed slinks in and out of bed
  • without uncovering an inch of skin. Lastly, these very foul and
  • malodorous Caucasians entertained the surprising illusion that it was
  • the Chinese waggon, and that alone, which stank. I have said already
  • that it was the exception, and notably the freshest of the three.
  • These judgments are typical of the feeling in all Western America. The
  • Chinese are considered stupid because they are imperfectly acquainted
  • with English. They are held to be base because their dexterity and
  • frugality enable them to underbid the lazy, luxurious Caucasian. They
  • are said to be thieves; I am sure they have no monopoly of that. They
  • are called cruel; the Anglo-Saxon and the cheerful Irishman may each
  • reflect before he bears the accusation. I am told, again, that they are
  • of the race of river pirates, and belong to the most despised and
  • dangerous class in the Celestial Empire. But if this be so, what
  • remarkable pirates have we here! and what must be the virtues, the
  • industry, the education, and the intelligence of their superiors at
  • home!
  • Awhile ago it was the Irish, now it is the Chinese that must go. Such is
  • the cry. It seems, after all, that no country is bound to submit to
  • immigration any more than to invasion; each is war to the knife, and
  • resistance to either but legitimate defence. Yet we may regret the free
  • tradition of the republic, which loved to depict herself with open arms,
  • welcoming all unfortunates. And certainly, as a man who believes that he
  • loves freedom, I may be excused some bitterness when I find her sacred
  • name misused in the contention. It was but the other day that I heard a
  • vulgar fellow in the Sand-lot, the popular tribune of San Francisco,
  • roaring for arms and butchery. "At the call of Abreham Lincoln," said
  • the orator, "ye rose in the name of freedom to set free the negroes; can
  • ye not rise and liberate yourselves from a few dhirty Mongolians?"
  • For my own part, I could not look but with wonder and respect on the
  • Chinese. Their forefathers watched the stars before mine had begun to
  • keep pigs. Gunpowder and printing, which the other day we imitated, and
  • a school of manners which we never had the delicacy so much as to desire
  • to imitate, were theirs in a long-past antiquity. They walked the earth
  • with us, but it seems they must be of different clay. They hear the
  • clock strike the same hour, yet surely of a different epoch. They travel
  • by steam conveyance, yet with such a baggage of old Asiatic thoughts and
  • superstitions as might check the locomotive in its course. Whatever is
  • thought within the circuit of the Great Wall; what the wry-eyed,
  • spectacled schoolmaster teaches in the hamlets round Pekin; religions so
  • old that our language looks a halfling boy alongside; philosophy so wise
  • that our best philosophers find things therein to wonder at; all this
  • travelled alongside of me for thousands of miles over plain and
  • mountain. Heaven knows if we had one common thought or fancy all that
  • way, or whether our eyes, which yet were formed upon the same design,
  • beheld the same world out of the railway windows. And when either of us
  • turned his thoughts to home and childhood, what a strange dissimilarity
  • must there not have been in these pictures of the mind--when I beheld
  • that old, grey, castled city, high throned above the firth, with the
  • flag of Britain flying, and the red-coat sentry pacing over all; and the
  • man in the next car to me would conjure up some junks and a pagoda and a
  • fort of porcelain, and call it, with the same affection, home.
  • Another race shared among my fellow-passengers in the disfavour of the
  • Chinese; and that, it is hardly necessary to say, was the noble red man
  • of old story--he over whose own hereditary continent we had been
  • steaming all these days. I saw no wild or independent Indian; indeed, I
  • hear that such avoid the neighbourhood of the train; but now and again
  • at way stations, a husband and wife and a few children, disgracefully
  • dressed out with the sweepings of civilisation, came forth and stared
  • upon the emigrants. The silent stoicism of their conduct, and the
  • pathetic degradation of their appearance, would have touched any
  • thinking creature, but my fellow-passengers danced and jested round them
  • with a truly Cockney baseness. I was ashamed for the thing we call
  • civilisation. We shall carry upon our consciences so much, at least, of
  • our forefathers' misconduct as we continue to profit by ourselves.
  • If oppression drives a wise man mad, what should be raging in the hearts
  • of these poor tribes, who have been driven back and back, step after
  • step, their promised reservations torn from them one after another as
  • the States extended westward, until at length they are shut up into
  • these hideous mountain deserts of the centre--and even there find
  • themselves invaded, insulted, and hunted out by ruffianly diggers? The
  • eviction of the Cherokees (to name but an instance), the extortion of
  • Indian agents, the outrages of the wicked, the ill-faith of all, nay,
  • down to the ridicule of such poor beings as were here with me upon the
  • train, make up a chapter of injustice and indignity such as a man must
  • be in some ways base if his heart will suffer him to pardon or forget.
  • These old, well-founded, historical hatreds have a savour of nobility
  • for the independent. That the Jew should not love the Christian, nor the
  • Irishman love the English, nor the Indian brave tolerate the thought of
  • the American, is not disgraceful to the nature of man; rather, indeed,
  • honourable, since it depends on wrongs ancient like the race, and not
  • personal to him who cherishes the indignation.
  • TO THE GOLDEN GATES
  • A little corner of Utah is soon traversed, and leaves no particular
  • impressions on the mind. By an early hour on Wednesday morning we
  • stopped to breakfast at Toano, a little station on a bleak, high-lying
  • plateau in Nevada. The man who kept the station eating-house was a Scot,
  • and learning that I was the same, he grew very friendly, and gave me
  • some advice on the country I was now entering. "You see," said he, "I
  • tell you this, because I come from your country." Hail, brither Scots!
  • His most important hint was on the moneys of this part of the world.
  • There is something in the simplicity of a decimal coinage which is
  • revolting to the human mind; thus the French, in small affairs, reckon
  • strictly by halfpence; and you have to solve, by a spasm of mental
  • arithmetic, such posers as thirty-two, forty-five, or even a hundred
  • halfpence. In the Pacific States they have made a bolder push for
  • complexity, and settle their affairs by a coin that no longer
  • exists--the _bit_, or old Mexican real. The supposed value of the bit is
  • twelve and a half cents, eight to the dollar. When it comes to two bits,
  • the quarter-dollar stands for the required amount. But how about an odd
  • bit? The nearest coin to it is a dime, which is short by a fifth. That,
  • then, is called a _short bit_. If you have one, you lay it triumphantly
  • down, and save two and a half cents. But if you have not, and lay down a
  • quarter, the bar-keeper or shopman calmly tenders you a dime by way of
  • change; and thus you have paid what is called a _long bit_, and lost two
  • and a half cents, or even, by comparison with a short bit, five cents.
  • In country places all over the Pacific coast, nothing lower than a bit
  • is ever asked or taken, which vastly increases the cost of life; as even
  • for a glass of beer you must pay fivepence or sevenpence-halfpenny, as
  • the case may be. You will say that this system of mutual robbery was as
  • broad as it was long; but I have discovered a plan to make it broader,
  • with which I here endow the public. It is brief and simple--radiantly
  • simple. There is one place where five cents are recognised, and that is
  • the post-office. A quarter is only worth two bits, a short and a long.
  • Whenever you have a quarter, go to the post office and buy five cents'
  • worth of postage-stamps; you will receive in change two dimes, that is,
  • two short bits. The purchasing power of your money is undiminished. You
  • can go and have your two glasses of beer all the same; and you have made
  • yourself a present of five cents' worth of postage-stamps into the
  • bargain. Benjamin Franklin would have patted me on the head for this
  • discovery.
  • From Toano we travelled all day through deserts of alkali and sand,
  • horrible to man, and bare sage-brush country that seemed little
  • kindlier, and came by supper-time to Elko. As we were standing, after
  • our manner, outside the station, I saw two men whip suddenly from
  • underneath the cars, and take to their heels across country. They were
  • tramps, it appeared, who had been riding on the beams since eleven of
  • the night before; and several of my fellow-passengers had already seen
  • and conversed with them while we broke our fast at Toano. These land
  • stowaways play a great part over here in America, and I should have
  • liked dearly to become acquainted with them.
  • At Elko an odd circumstance befell me. I was coming out from supper,
  • when I was stopped by a small, stout, ruddy man, followed by two others
  • taller and ruddier than himself.
  • "Ex-cuse me, sir," he said, "but do you happen to be going on?"
  • I said I was, whereupon he said he hoped to persuade me to desist from
  • that intention. He had a situation to offer me, and if we could come to
  • terms, why, good and well. "You see," he continued, "I'm running a
  • theatre here, and we're a little short in the orchestra. You're a
  • musician, I guess?"
  • I assured him that, beyond a rudimentary acquaintance with "Auld Lang
  • Syne" and "The Wearing of the Green," I had no pretension whatever to
  • that style. He seemed much put out of countenance; and one of his taller
  • companions asked him, on the nail, for five dollars.
  • "You see, sir," added the latter to me, "he bet you were a musician; I
  • bet you weren't. No offence, I hope?"
  • "None whatever," I said, and the two withdrew to the bar, where I
  • presume the debt was liquidated.
  • This little adventure woke bright hopes in my fellow-travellers, who
  • thought they had now come to a country where situations went a-begging.
  • But I am not so sure that the offer was in good faith. Indeed, I am more
  • than half persuaded it was but a feeler to decide the bet.
  • Of all the next day I will tell you nothing, for the best of all
  • reasons, that I remember no more than that we continued through desolate
  • and desert scenes, fiery hot and deadly weary. But some time after I had
  • fallen asleep that night, I was awakened by one of my companions. It was
  • in vain that I resisted. A fire of enthusiasm and whisky burned in his
  • eyes; and he declared we were in a new country, and I must come forth
  • upon the platform and see with my own eyes. The train was then, in its
  • patient way, standing halted in a by-track. It was a clear, moonlit
  • night; but the valley was too narrow to admit the moonshine direct, and
  • only a diffused glimmer whitened the tall rocks and relieved the
  • blackness of the pines. A hoarse clamour filled the air; it was the
  • continuous plunge of a cascade somewhere near at hand among the
  • mountains. The air struck chill, but tasted good and vigorous in the
  • nostrils--a fine, dry, old mountain atmosphere. I was dead sleepy, but
  • I returned to roost with a grateful mountain feeling at my heart.
  • When I awoke next morning, I was puzzled for a while to know if it were
  • day or night, for the illumination was unusual. I sat up at last, and
  • found we were grading slowly downward through a long snowshed; and
  • suddenly we shot into an open; and before we were swallowed into the
  • next length of wooden tunnel, I had one glimpse of a huge pine-forested
  • ravine upon my left, a foaming river and a sky already coloured with the
  • fires of dawn. I am usually very calm over the displays of nature; but
  • you will scarce believe how my heart leaped at this. It was like meeting
  • one's wife. I had come home again--home from unsightly deserts to the
  • green and habitable corners of the earth. Every spire of pine along the
  • hilltop, every trouty pool along that mountain river, was more dear to
  • me than a blood relation. Few people have praised God more happily than
  • I did. And thenceforward, down by Blue Cañon, Alta, Dutch Flat, and all
  • the old mining camps, through a sea of mountain forests, dropping
  • thousands of feet toward the far sea-level as we went, not I only, but
  • all the passengers on board, threw off their sense of dirt and heat and
  • weariness, and bawled like schoolboys, and thronged with shining eyes
  • upon the platform, and became new creatures within and without. The sun
  • no longer oppressed us with heat, it only shone laughingly along the
  • mountain-side, until we were fain to laugh ourselves for glee. At every
  • turn we could see farther into the land and our own happy futures. At
  • every town the cocks were tossing their clear notes into the golden air,
  • and crowing for the new day and the new country. For this was indeed our
  • destination; this was "the good country" we had been going to so long.
  • By afternoon we were at Sacramento, the city of gardens in a plain of
  • corn; and the next day before the dawn we were lying-to upon the Oakland
  • side of San Francisco Bay. The day was breaking as we crossed the
  • ferry; the fog was rising over the citied hills of San Francisco; the
  • day was perfect--not a ripple, scarce a stain, upon its blue expanse;
  • everything was waiting, breathless, for the sun. A spot of cloudy gold
  • lit first upon the head of Tamalpais, and then widened downward on its
  • shapely shoulder; the air seemed to awaken and began to sparkle; and
  • suddenly
  • "The tall hills Titan discovered,"
  • and the city of San Francisco, and the bay of gold and corn, were lit
  • from end to end with summer daylight.
  • THE OLD AND NEW PACIFIC CAPITALS
  • THE OLD AND NEW PACIFIC CAPITALS
  • I
  • MONTEREY
  • The Bay of Monterey has been compared by no less a person than General
  • Sherman to a bent fishing-hook; and the comparison, if less important
  • than the march through Georgia, still shows the eye of a soldier for
  • topography. Santa Cruz sits exposed at the shank; the mouth of the
  • Salinas river is at the middle of the bend; and Monterey itself is
  • cosily ensconced beside the barb. Thus the ancient capital of California
  • faces across the bay, while the Pacific Ocean, though hidden by low
  • hills and forest, bombards her left flank and rear with never-dying
  • surf. In front of the town, the long line of sea-beach trends north and
  • north-west, and then westward to enclose the bay. The waves which lap so
  • quietly about the jetties of Monterey grew louder and larger in the
  • distance; you can see the breakers leaping high and white by day; at
  • night, the outline of the shore is traced in transparent silver by the
  • moonlight and the flying foam; and from all round, even in quiet
  • weather, the low, distant, thrilling roar of the Pacific hangs over the
  • coast and the adjacent country like smoke above a battle.
  • These long beaches are enticing to the idle man. It would be hard to
  • find a walk more solitary and at the same time more exciting to the
  • mind. Crowds of ducks and sea-gulls hover over the sea. Sandpipers trot
  • in and out by troops after the retiring waves, trilling together in a
  • chorus of infinitesimal song. Strange sea-tangles, new to the European
  • eye, the bones of whales, or sometimes a whole whale's carcase, white
  • with carrion-gulls and poisoning the wind, lie scattered here and there
  • along the sands. The waves come in slowly, vast and green, curve their
  • translucent necks, and burst with a surprising uproar, that runs, waxing
  • and waning, up and down the long key-board of the beach. The foam of
  • these great ruins mounts in an instant to the ridge of the sand glacis,
  • swiftly fleets back again, and is met and buried by the next breaker.
  • The interest is perpetually fresh. On no other coast that I know shall
  • you enjoy, in calm, sunny weather, such a spectacle of Ocean's
  • greatness, such beauty of changing colour, or such degrees of thunder in
  • the sound. The very air is more than usually salt by this Homeric deep.
  • Inshore, a tract of sand-hills borders on the beach. Here and there a
  • lagoon, more or less brackish, attracts the birds and hunters. A rough,
  • spotty undergrowth partially conceals the sand. The crouching, hardy,
  • live oaks flourish singly or in thickets--the kind of wood for murderers
  • to crawl among--and here and there the skirts of the forest extend
  • downward from the hills with a floor of turf and long aisles of
  • pine-trees hung with Spaniard's Beard. Through this quaint desert the
  • railway cars drew near to Monterey from the junction at Salinas
  • City--though that and so many other things are now for ever altered--and
  • it was from here that you had the first view of the old township lying
  • in the sands, its white windmills bickering in the chill, perpetual
  • wind, and the first fogs of the evening drawing drearily around it from
  • the sea.
  • The one common note of all this country is the haunting presence of the
  • ocean. A great faint sound of breakers follows you high up into the
  • inland cañons; the roar of water dwells in the clean, empty rooms of
  • Monterey as in a shell upon the chimney; go where you will, you have
  • but to pause and listen to hear the voice of the Pacific. You pass out
  • of the town to the south-west, and mount the hill among pine woods.
  • Glade, thicket, and grove surround you. You follow winding sandy tracks
  • that lead nowhither. You see a deer; a multitude of quail arises. But
  • the sound of the sea still follows you as you advance, like that of wind
  • among the trees, only harsher and stranger to the ear; and when at
  • length you gain the summit, out breaks on every hand and with freshened
  • vigour that same unending, distant, whispering rumble of the ocean; for
  • now you are on the top of Monterey peninsula, and the noise no longer
  • only mounts to you from behind along the beach towards Santa Cruz, but
  • from your right also, round by Chinatown and Pinos lighthouse, and from
  • down before you to the mouth of the Carmello river. The whole woodland
  • is begirt with thundering surges. The silence that immediately surrounds
  • you where you stand is not so much broken as it is haunted by this
  • distant, circling rumour. It sets your senses upon edge; you strain your
  • attention; you are clearly and unusually conscious of small sounds near
  • at hand; you walk listening like an Indian hunter; and that voice of the
  • Pacific is a sort of disquieting company to you in your walk.
  • When once I was in these woods I found it difficult to turn homeward.
  • All woods lure a rambler onward; but in those of Monterey it was the
  • surf that particularly invited me to prolong my walks. I would push
  • straight for the shore where I thought it to be nearest. Indeed, there
  • was scarce a direction that would not, sooner or later, have brought me
  • forth on the Pacific. The emptiness of the woods gave me a sense of
  • freedom and discovery in these excursions. I never in all my visits met
  • but one man. He was a Mexican, very dark of hue, but smiling and fat,
  • and he carried an axe, though his true business at that moment was to
  • seek for straying cattle. I asked him what o'clock it was, but he seemed
  • neither to know nor care; and when he in his turn asked me for news of
  • his cattle, I showed myself equally indifferent. We stood and smiled
  • upon each other for a few seconds, and then turned without a word and
  • took our several ways across the forest.
  • One day--I shall never forget it--I had taken a trail that was new to
  • me. After a while the woods began to open, the sea to sound nearer hand.
  • I came upon a road, and, to my surprise, a stile. A step or two farther,
  • and, without leaving the woods, I found myself among trim houses. I
  • walked through street after street, parallel and at right angles, paved
  • with sward and dotted with trees, but still undeniable streets, and each
  • with its name posted at the corner, as in a real town. Facing down the
  • main thoroughfare--"Central Avenue," as it was ticketed--I saw an
  • open-air temple, with benches and sounding-board, as though for an
  • orchestra. The houses were all tightly shuttered; there was no smoke, no
  • sound but of the waves, no moving thing. I have never been in any place
  • that seemed so dream-like. Pompeii is all in a bustle with visitors, and
  • its antiquity and strangeness deceive the imagination; but this town had
  • plainly not been built above a year or two, and perhaps had been
  • deserted overnight. Indeed it was not so much like a deserted town as
  • like a scene upon the stage by daylight, and with no one on the boards.
  • The barking of a dog led me at last to the only house still occupied,
  • where a Scots pastor and his wife pass the winter alone in this empty
  • theatre. The place was "The Pacific Camp Grounds, the Christian Seaside
  • Resort." Thither, in the warm season, crowds come to enjoy a life of
  • teetotalism, religion, and flirtation, which I am willing to think
  • blameless and agreeable. The neighbourhood at least is well selected.
  • The Pacific booms in front. Westward is Point Pinos, with the lighthouse
  • in a wilderness of sand, where you will find the lightkeeper playing the
  • piano, making models and bows and arrows, studying dawn and sunrise in
  • amateur oil-painting, and with a dozen other elegant pursuits and
  • interests to surprise his brave old-country rivals. To the east, and
  • still nearer, you will come upon a space of open down, a hamlet, a haven
  • among rocks, a world of surge and screaming sea-gulls. Such scenes are
  • very similar in different climates; they appear homely to the eyes of
  • all; to me this was like a dozen spots in Scotland. And yet the boats
  • that ride in the haven are of strange outlandish design; and, if you
  • walk into the hamlet you will behold costumes and faces, and hear a
  • tongue, that are unfamiliar to the memory. The joss-stick burns, the
  • opium-pipe is smoked, the floors are strewn with slips of coloured
  • paper--prayers, you would say, that had somehow missed their
  • destination--and a man guiding his upright pencil from right to left
  • across the sheet writes home the news of Monterey to the Celestial
  • Empire.
  • The woods and the Pacific rule between them the climate of this seaboard
  • region. On the streets of Monterey, when the air does not smell salt
  • from the one, it will be blowing perfumed from the resinous tree-tops of
  • the other. For days together, a hot, dry air will overhang the town,
  • close as from an oven, yet healthful and aromatic in the nostrils. The
  • cause is not far to seek, for the woods are afire, and the hot wind is
  • blowing from the hills. These fires are one of the great dangers of
  • California. I have seen from Monterey as many as three at the same time,
  • by day a cloud of smoke, by night a red coal of conflagration in the
  • distance. A little thing will start them, and, if the wind be
  • favourable, they gallop over miles of country faster than a horse. The
  • inhabitants must turn out and work like demons, for it is not only the
  • pleasant groves that are destroyed; the climate and the soil are equally
  • at stake, and these fires prevent the rains of the next winter and dry
  • up perennial fountains. California has been a land of promise in its
  • time, like Palestine; but if the woods continue so swiftly to perish, it
  • may become, like Palestine, a land of desolation.
  • To visit the woods while they are languidly burning is a strange piece
  • of experience. The fire passes through the underbrush at a run. Every
  • here and there a tree flares up instantaneously from root to summit,
  • scattering tufts of flame, and is quenched, it seems, as quickly. But
  • this last is only in semblance. For after this first squib-like
  • conflagration of the dry moss and twigs, there remains behind a
  • deep-rooted and consuming fire in the very entrails of the tree. The
  • resin of the pitch-pine is principally condensed at the base of the bole
  • and in the spreading roots. Thus, after the light, showy, skirmishing
  • flames, which are only as the match to the explosion, have already
  • scampered down the wind into the distance, the true harm is but
  • beginning for this giant of the woods. You may approach the tree from
  • one side, and see it, scorched indeed from top to bottom, but apparently
  • survivor of the peril. Make the circuit, and there, on the other side of
  • the column, is a clear mass of living coal, spreading like an ulcer;
  • while underground, to their most extended fibre, the roots are being
  • eaten out by fire, and the smoke is rising through the fissures to the
  • surface. A little while and, without a nod of warning, the huge
  • pine-tree snaps off short across the ground, and falls prostrate with a
  • crash. Meanwhile the fire continues its silent business; the roots are
  • reduced to a fine ash; and long afterwards, if you pass by, you will
  • find the earth pierced with radiating galleries, and preserving the
  • design of all these subterranean spurs, as though it were the mould for
  • a new tree instead of the print of an old one. These pitch-pines of
  • Monterey are, with the single exception of the Monterey cypress, the
  • most fantastic of forest trees. No words can give an idea of the
  • contortion of their growth; they might figure without change in a circle
  • of the nether hell as Dante pictured it; and at the rate at which trees
  • grow, and at which forest fires spring up and gallop through the hills
  • of California, we may look forward to a time when there will not be one
  • of them left standing in that land of their nativity. At least they
  • have not so much to fear from the axe, but perish by what may be called
  • a natural although a violent death; while it is man in his short-sighted
  • greed that robs the country of the nobler redwood. Yet a little while
  • and perhaps all the hills of seaboard California may be as bald as
  • Tamalpais.
  • I have an interest of my own in these forest fires, for I came so near
  • to lynching on one occasion, that a braver man might have retained a
  • thrill from the experience. I wished to be certain whether it was the
  • moss, that quaint funereal ornament of Californian forests, which blazed
  • up so rapidly when the flame first touched the tree. I suppose I must
  • have been under the influence of Satan, for instead of plucking off a
  • piece for my experiment, what should I do but walk up to a great pine
  • tree in a portion of the wood which had escaped so much as scorching,
  • strike a match, and apply the flame gingerly to one of the tassels. The
  • tree went off simply like a rocket; in three seconds it was a roaring
  • pillar of fire. Close by I could hear the shouts of those who were at
  • work combating the original conflagration. I could see the waggon that
  • had brought them tied to a live oak in a piece of open; I could even
  • catch the flash of an axe as it swung up through the underwood into the
  • sunlight. Had any one observed the result of my experiment my neck was
  • literally not worth a pinch of snuff; after a few minutes of passionate
  • expostulation I should have been run up to a convenient bough.
  • "To die for faction is a common evil;
  • But to be hanged for nonsense is the devil."
  • I have run repeatedly, but never as I ran that day. At night I went out
  • of town, and there was my own particular fire, quite distinct from the
  • other, and burning, as I thought, with even greater vigour.
  • But it is the Pacific that exercises the most direct and obvious power
  • upon the climate. At sunset, for months together, vast, wet, melancholy
  • fogs arise and come shoreward from the ocean. From the hill-top above
  • Monterey the scene is often noble, although it is always sad. The upper
  • air is still bright with sunlight; a glow still rests upon the Gabelano
  • Peak; but the fogs are in possession of the lower levels; they crawl in
  • scarves among the sandhills; they float, a little higher, in clouds of a
  • gigantic size and often of a wild configuration; to the south, where
  • they have struck the seaward shoulder of the mountains of Santa Lucia,
  • they double back and spire up skyward like smoke. Where their shadow
  • touches, colour dies out of the world. The air grows chill and deadly as
  • they advance. The trade-wind freshens, the trees begin to sigh, and all
  • the windmills in Monterey are whirling and creaking and filling their
  • cisterns with the brackish water of the sands. It takes but a little
  • while till the invasion is complete. The sea, in its lighter order, has
  • submerged the earth. Monterey is curtained in for the night in thick,
  • wet, salt, and frigid clouds, so to remain till day returns; and before
  • the sun's rays they slowly disperse and retreat in broken squadrons to
  • the bosom of the sea. And yet often when the fog is thickest and most
  • chill, a few steps out of the town and up the slope, the night will be
  • dry and warm and full of inland perfume.
  • MONTEREY
  • MEXICANS, AMERICANS, AND INDIANS
  • The history of Monterey has yet to be written. Founded by Catholic
  • missionaries, a place of wise beneficence to Indians, a place of arms, a
  • Mexican capital continually wrested by one faction from another, an
  • American capital when the first House of Representatives held its
  • deliberations, and then falling lower and lower from the capital of the
  • State to the capital of a county, and from that again, by the loss of
  • its charter and town lands, to a mere bankrupt village, its rise and
  • decline is typical of that of all Mexican institutions and even Mexican
  • families in California.
  • Nothing is stranger in that strange State than the rapidity with which
  • the soil has changed hands. The Mexicans, you may say, are all poor and
  • landless, like their former capital; and yet both it and they hold
  • themselves apart, and preserve their ancient customs and something of
  • their ancient air.
  • The town, when I was there, was a place of two or three streets,
  • economically paved with sea-sand, and two or three lanes, which were
  • water-courses in the rainy season, and at all times were rent up by
  • fissures four or five feet deep. There were no street lights. Short
  • sections of wooden sidewalk only added to the dangers of the night, for
  • they were often high above the level of the roadway, and no one could
  • tell where they would be likely to begin or end. The houses were for the
  • most part built of unbaked adobe brick, many of them old for so new a
  • country, some of very elegant proportions, with low, spacious, shapely
  • rooms, and walls so thick that the heat of summer never dried them to
  • the heart. At the approach of the rainy season a deathly chill and a
  • graveyard smell began to hang about the lower floors; and diseases of
  • the chest are common and fatal among house-keeping people of either sex.
  • There was no activity but in and around the saloons, where people sat
  • almost all day long playing cards. The smallest excursion was made on
  • horseback. You would scarcely ever see the main street without a horse
  • or two tied to posts, and making a fine figure with their Mexican
  • housings. It struck me oddly to come across some of the _Cornhill_
  • illustrations to Mr. Blackmore's "Erema," and see all the characters
  • astride on English saddles. As a matter of fact, an English saddle is a
  • rarity even in San Francisco, and you may say a thing unknown in all the
  • rest of California. In a place so exclusively Mexican as Monterey, you
  • saw not only Mexican saddles but true Vaquero riding--men always at the
  • hand-gallop up hill and down dale, and round the sharpest corner, urging
  • their horses with cries and gesticulations and cruel rotatory spurs,
  • checking them dead with a touch, or wheeling them right-about-face in a
  • square yard. The type of face and character of bearing are surprisingly
  • un-American. The first ranged from something like the pure Spanish, to
  • something, in its sad fixity, not unlike the pure Indian, although I do
  • not suppose there was one pure blood of either race in all the country.
  • As for the second, it was a matter of perpetual surprise to find, in
  • that world of absolutely mannerless Americans, a people full of
  • deportment, solemnly courteous, and doing all things with grace and
  • decorum. In dress they ran to colour and bright sashes. Not even the
  • most Americanised could always resist the temptation to stick a red rose
  • into his hatband. Not even the most Americanised would descend to wear
  • the vile dress-hat of civilisation. Spanish was the language of the
  • streets. It was difficult to get along without a word or two of that
  • language for an occasion. The only communications in which the
  • population joined were with a view to amusement. A weekly public ball
  • took place with great etiquette, in addition to the numerous fandangoes
  • in private houses. There was a really fair amateur brass band. Night
  • after night serenaders would be going about the street, sometimes in a
  • company and with several instruments and voices together, sometimes
  • severally, each guitar before a different window. It was a strange thing
  • to lie awake in nineteenth-century America, and hear the guitar
  • accompany, and one of these old, heart-breaking Spanish love-songs mount
  • into the night air, perhaps in a deep baritone, perhaps in that
  • high-pitched, pathetic, womanish alto which is so common among Mexican
  • men, and which strikes on the unaccustomed ear as something not entirely
  • human, but altogether sad.
  • The town, then, was essentially and wholly Mexican; and yet almost all
  • the land in the neighbourhood was held by Americans, and it was from the
  • same class, numerically so small, that the principal officials were
  • selected. This Mexican and that Mexican would describe to you his old
  • family estates, not one rood of which remained to him. You would ask him
  • how that came about, and elicit some tangled story back-foremost, from
  • which you gathered that the Americans had been greedy like designing
  • men, and the Mexicans greedy like children, but no other certain fact.
  • Their merits and their faults contributed alike to the ruin of the
  • former landholders. It is true they were improvident, and easily dazzled
  • with the sight of ready money; but they were gentle-folk besides, and
  • that in a way which curiously unfitted them to combat Yankee craft.
  • Suppose they have a paper to sign, they would think it a reflection on
  • the other party to examine the terms with any great minuteness; nay,
  • suppose them to observe some doubtful clause, it is ten to one they
  • would refuse from delicacy to object to it. I know I am speaking within
  • the mark, for I have seen such a case occur, and the Mexican, in spite
  • of the advice of his lawyer, has signed the imperfect paper like a lamb.
  • To have spoken in the matter, he said, above all to have let the other
  • party guess that he had seen a lawyer, would have "been like doubting
  • his word." The scruple sounds oddly to one of ourselves, who have been
  • brought up to understand all business as a competition in fraud, and
  • honesty itself to be a virtue which regards the carrying out, but not
  • the creation, of agreements. This single unworldly trait will account
  • for much of that revolution of which we are speaking. The Mexicans have
  • the name of being great swindlers, but certainly the accusation cuts
  • both ways. In a contest of this sort, the entire booty would scarcely
  • have passed into the hands of the more scrupulous race.
  • Physically the Americans have triumphed; but it is not entirely seen how
  • far they have themselves been morally conquered. This is, of course, but
  • a part of a part of an extraordinary problem now in the course of being
  • solved in the various States of the American Union. I am reminded of an
  • anecdote. Some years ago, at a great sale of wine, all the odd lots were
  • purchased by a grocer in a small way in the old town of Edinburgh. The
  • agent had the curiosity to visit him some time after and inquire what
  • possible use he could have for such material. He was shown, by way of
  • answer, a huge vat where all the liquors, from humble Gladstone to
  • imperial Tokay, were fermenting together. "And what," he asked, "do you
  • propose to call this?" "I'm no' very sure," replied the grocer, "but I
  • think it's going to turn out port." In the older Eastern States, I think
  • we may say that this hotch-potch of races is going to turn out English,
  • or thereabout. But the problem is the Territorial belt, and in the group
  • of States on the Pacific coast. Above all, in these last we may look to
  • see some singular hybrid--whether good or evil, who shall forecast? but
  • certainly original and all their own. In my little restaurant at
  • Monterey, we have sat down to table, day after day, a Frenchman, two
  • Portuguese, an Italian, a Mexican, and a Scotsman: we had for common
  • visitors an American from Illinois, a nearly pure-blood Indian woman,
  • and a naturalised Chinese; and from time to time a Switzer and a German
  • came down from country ranches for the night. No wonder that the Pacific
  • coast is a foreign land to visitors from the Eastern States, for each
  • race contributes something of its own. Even the despised Chinese have
  • taught the youth of California, none indeed of their virtues, but the
  • debasing use of opium. And chief among these influences is that of the
  • Mexicans.
  • The Mexicans, although in the State, are out of it. They still preserve
  • a sort of international independence, and keep their affairs snug to
  • themselves. Only four or five years ago, Vasquez the bandit, his troops
  • being dispersed and the hunt too hot for him in other parts of
  • California, returned to his native Monterey, and was seen publicly in
  • her streets and saloons, fearing no man. The year that I was there there
  • occurred two reputed murders. As the Montereyans are exceptionally vile
  • speakers of each other and of every one behind his back, it is not
  • possible for me to judge how much truth there may have been in these
  • reports; but in the one case every one believed, and in the other some
  • suspected, that there had been foul play; and nobody dreamed for an
  • instant of taking the authorities into their counsel. Now this is, of
  • course, characteristic enough of the Mexicans; but it is a noteworthy
  • feature that all the Americans in Monterey acquiesced without a word in
  • this inaction. Even when I spoke to them upon the subject, they seemed
  • not to understand my surprise; they had forgotten the traditions of
  • their own race and upbringing, and become, in a word, wholly
  • Mexicanised.
  • Again, the Mexicans, having no ready money to speak of, rely almost
  • entirely in their business transactions upon each other's worthless
  • paper. Pedro the penniless pays you with an I O U from the equally
  • penniless Miguel. It is a sort of local currency by courtesy. Credit in
  • these parts has passed into a superstition. I have seen a strong,
  • violent man struggling for months to recover a debt, and getting nothing
  • but an exchange of waste paper. The very storekeepers are averse to
  • asking for cash payments, and are more surprised than pleased when they
  • are offered. They fear there must be something under it, and that you
  • mean to withdraw your custom from them. I have seen the enterprising
  • chemist and stationer begging me with fervour to let my account run on,
  • although I had my purse open in my hand; and partly from the commonness
  • of the case, partly from some remains of that generous old Mexican
  • tradition which made all men welcome to their tables, a person may be
  • notoriously both unwilling and unable to pay, and still find credit for
  • the necessaries of life in the stores of Monterey. Now this villainous
  • habit of living upon "tick" has grown into Californian nature. I do not
  • mean that the American and European storekeepers of Monterey are as lax
  • as Mexicans; I mean that American farmers in many parts of the State
  • expect unlimited credit, and profit by it in the meanwhile without a
  • thought for consequences. Jew storekeepers have already learned the
  • advantage to be gained from this; they lead on the farmer into
  • irretrievable indebtedness, and keep him ever after as their bond-slave
  • hopelessly grinding in the mill. So the whirligig of time brings in its
  • revenges, and except that the Jew knows better than to foreclose, you
  • may see Americans bound in the same chains with which they themselves
  • had formerly bound the Mexican. It seems as if certain sorts of follies,
  • like certain sorts of grain, were natural to the soil rather than to the
  • race that holds and tills it for the moment.
  • In the meantime, however, the Americans rule in Monterey County. The new
  • county seat, Salinas City, in the bald, corn-bearing plain under the
  • Gabelano Peak, is a town of a purely American character. The land is
  • held, for the most part, in those enormous tracts which are another
  • legacy of Mexican days, and form the present chief danger and disgrace
  • of California; and the holders are mostly of American or British birth.
  • We have here in England no idea of the troubles and inconveniences which
  • flow from the existence of these large landholders--land-thieves,
  • land-sharks, or land-grabbers, they are more commonly and plainly
  • called. Thus the townlands of Monterey are all in the hands of a single
  • man. How they came there is an obscure, vexatious question, and rightly
  • or wrongly the man is hated with a great hatred. His life has been
  • repeatedly in danger. Not very long ago, I was told, the stage was
  • stopped and examined three evenings in succession by disguised horsemen
  • thirsting for his blood. A certain house on the Salinas road, they say,
  • he always passes in his buggy at full speed, for the squatter sent him
  • warning long ago. But a year since he was publicly pointed out for death
  • by no less a man than Mr. Dennis Kearney. Kearney is a man too well
  • known in California, but a word of explanation is required for English
  • readers. Originally an Irish drayman, he rose, by his command of bad
  • language, to almost dictatorial authority in the State; throned it there
  • for six months or so, his mouth full of oaths, gallowses, and
  • conflagrations; was first snuffed out last winter by Mr. Coleman, backed
  • by his San Francisco Vigilantes and three Gatling guns; completed his
  • own ruin by throwing in his lot with the grotesque Green-backer party;
  • and had at last to be rescued by his old enemies, the police, out of the
  • hands of his rebellious followers. It was while he was at the top of his
  • fortune that Kearney visited Monterey with his battle-cry against
  • Chinese labour, the railroad monopolists, and the land-thieves; and his
  • one articulate counsel to the Montereyans was to "hang David Jacks." Had
  • the town been American, in my private opinion, this would have been
  • done years ago. Land is a subject on which there is no jesting in the
  • West, and I have seen my friend the lawyer drive out of Monterey to
  • adjust a competition of titles with the face of a captain going into
  • battle and his Smith-and-Wesson convenient to his hand.
  • On the ranche of another of these landholders you may find our old
  • friend, the truck system, in full operation. Men live there, year in
  • year out, to cut timber for a nominal wage, which is all consumed in
  • supplies. The longer they remain in this desirable service the deeper
  • they will fall in debt--a burlesque injustice in a new country, where
  • labour should be precious, and one of those typical instances which
  • explains the prevailing discontent and the success of the demagogue
  • Kearney.
  • In a comparison between what was and what is in California, the praisers
  • of times past will fix upon the Indians of Carmel. The valley drained by
  • the river so named is a true Californian valley, bare, dotted with
  • chaparal, overlooked by quaint, unfinished hills. The Carmel runs by
  • many pleasant farms, a clear and shallow river, loved by wading kine;
  • and at last, as it is falling towards a quicksand and the great Pacific,
  • passes a ruined mission on a hill. From the mission church the eye
  • embraces a great field of ocean, and the ear is filled with a continuous
  • sound of distant breakers on the shore. But the day of the Jesuit has
  • gone by, the day of the Yankee has succeeded, and there is no one left
  • to care for the converted savage. The church is roofless and ruinous,
  • sea-breezes and sea-fogs, and the alternation of the rain and sunshine,
  • daily widening the breaches and casting the crockets from the wall. As
  • an antiquity in this new land, a quaint specimen of missionary
  • architecture, and a memorial of good deeds, it had a triple claim to
  • preservation from all thinking people; but neglect and abuse have been
  • its portion. There is no sign of American interference, save where a
  • headboard has been torn from a grave to be a mark for pistol bullets.
  • So it is with the Indians for whom it was erected. Their lands, I was
  • told, are being yearly encroached upon by the neighbouring American
  • proprietor, and with that exception no man troubles his head for the
  • Indians of Carmel. Only one day in the year, the day before our Guy
  • Fawkes, the _padre_ drives over the hill from Monterey; the little
  • sacristy, which is the only covered portion of the church, is filled
  • with seats and decorated for the service; the Indians troop together,
  • their bright dresses contrasting with their dark and melancholy faces;
  • and there, among a crowd of somewhat unsympathetic holiday-makers, you
  • may hear God served with perhaps more touching circumstances than in any
  • other temple under heaven. An Indian, stone-blind and about eighty years
  • of age, conducts the singing; other Indians compose the choir; yet they
  • have the Gregorian music at their finger ends, and pronounce the Latin
  • so correctly that I could follow the meaning as they sang. The
  • pronunciation was odd and nasal, the singing hurried and staccato. "In
  • sæcula sæculo-hohorum," they went, with a vigorous aspirate to every
  • additional syllable. I have never seen faces more vividly lit up with
  • joy than the faces of these Indian singers. It was to them not only the
  • worship of God, nor an act by which they recalled and commemorated
  • better days, but was besides an exercise of culture, where all they knew
  • of art and letters was united and expressed. And it made a man's heart
  • sorry for the good fathers of yore who had taught them to dig and to
  • reap, to read and to sing, who had given them European mass-books which
  • they still preserve and study in their cottages, and who had now passed
  • away from all authority and influence in that land--to be succeeded by
  • greedy land-thieves and sacrilegious pistol-shots. So ugly a thing may
  • our Anglo-Saxon Protestantism appear beside the doings of the Society of
  • Jesus.
  • But revolution in this world succeeds to revolution. All that I say in
  • this paper is in a paulo-past tense. The Monterey of last year[2]
  • exists no longer. A huge hotel has sprung up in the desert by the
  • railway. Three sets of diners sit down successively to table. Invaluable
  • toilettes figure along the beach and between the live oaks; and Monterey
  • is advertised in the newspapers, and posted in the waiting-rooms at
  • railway stations, as a resort for wealth and fashion. Alas for the
  • little town! it is not strong enough to resist the influence of the
  • flaunting caravanserai, and the poor, quaint, penniless native gentlemen
  • of Monterey must perish, like a lower race, before the millionaire
  • vulgarians of the Big Bonanza.
  • FOOTNOTE:
  • [2] 1879.
  • II
  • SAN FRANCISCO
  • The Pacific coast of the United States, as you may see by the map, and
  • still better in that admirable book, "Two Years before the Mast," by
  • Dana, is one of the most exposed and shelterless on earth. The
  • trade-wind blows fresh; the huge Pacific swell booms along degree after
  • degree of an unbroken line of coast. South of the joint firth of the
  • Columbia and Williamette, there flows in no considerable river; south of
  • Puget Sound there is no protected inlet of the ocean. Along the whole
  • seaboard of California there are but two unexceptionable
  • anchorages,--the bight of the Bay of Monterey, and the inland sea that
  • takes its name from San Francisco.
  • Whether or not it was here that Drake put in in 1597, we cannot tell.
  • There is no other place so suitable; and yet the narrative of Francis
  • Pretty scarcely seems to suit the features of the scene. Viewed from
  • seaward, the Golden Gates should give no very English impression to
  • justify the name of a new Albion. On the west, the deep lies open;
  • nothing near but the still vexed Farallones. The coast is rough and
  • barren. Tamalpais, a mountain of a memorable figure, springing direct
  • from the sea-level, over-plumbs the narrow entrance from the north. On
  • the south, the loud music of the Pacific sounds along beaches and
  • cliffs, and among broken reefs, the sporting-place of the sea-lion.
  • Dismal, shifting sandhills, wrinkled by the wind, appear behind.
  • Perhaps, too, in the days of Drake, Tamalpais would be clothed to its
  • peak with the majestic redwoods.
  • Within the memory of persons not yet old, a mariner might have steered
  • into these narrows--not yet the Golden Gates--opened out the surface of
  • the bay--here girt with hills, there lying broad to the horizon--and
  • beheld a scene as empty of the presence, as pure from the handiwork, of
  • man, as in the days of our old sea-commander. A Spanish mission, fort,
  • and church took the place of those "houses of the people of the country"
  • which were seen by Pretty, "close to the water-side." All else would be
  • unchanged. Now, a generation later, a great city covers the sandhills on
  • the west, a growing town lies along the muddy shallows of the east;
  • steamboats pant continually between them from before sunrise till the
  • small hours of the morning; lines of great sea-going ships lie ranged at
  • anchor; colours fly upon the islands; and from all around the hum of
  • corporate life, of beaten bells, and steam, and running carriages, goes
  • cheerily abroad in the sunshine. Choose a place on one of the huge
  • throbbing ferry-boats, and, when you are midway between the city and the
  • suburb, look around. The air is fresh and salt as if you were at sea. On
  • the one hand is Oakland, gleaming white among its gardens. On the other,
  • to seaward, hill after hill is crowded and crowned with the palaces of
  • San Francisco; its long streets lie in regular bars of darkness, east
  • and west, across the sparkling picture; a forest of masts bristles like
  • bulrushes about its feet; nothing remains of the days of Drake but the
  • faithful trade-wind scattering the smoke, the fogs that will begin to
  • muster about sundown, and the fine bulk of Tamalpais looking down on San
  • Francisco, like Arthur's seat on Edinburgh.
  • Thus, in the course of a generation only, this city and its suburb have
  • arisen. Men are alive by the score who have hunted all over the
  • foundations in a dreary waste. I have dined, near the "punctual centre"
  • of San Francisco, with a gentleman (then newly married), who told me of
  • his former pleasures, wading with his fowling-piece in sand and scrub,
  • on the site of the house where we were dining. In this busy, moving
  • generation, we have all known cities to cover our boyish playgrounds, we
  • have all started for a country walk and stumbled on a new suburb; but I
  • wonder what enchantment of the Arabian Nights can have equalled this
  • evocation of a roaring city, in a few years of a man's life, from the
  • marshes and the blowing sand. Such swiftness of increase, as with an
  • overgrown youth, suggests a corresponding swiftness of destruction. The
  • sandy peninsula of San Francisco, mirroring itself on one side in the
  • bay, beaten on the other by the surge of the Pacific, and shaken to the
  • heart by frequent earthquakes, seems in itself no very durable
  • foundation. According to Indian tales, perhaps older than the name of
  • California, it once rose out of the sea in a moment, and sometime or
  • other shall, in a moment, sink again. No Indian, they say, cares to
  • linger on that doubtful land. "The earth hath bubbles as the water has,
  • and this is of them." Here, indeed, all is new, nature as well as towns.
  • The very hills of California have an unfinished look; the rains and the
  • streams have not yet carved them to their perfect shape. The forests
  • spring like mushrooms from the unexhausted soil; and they are mown down
  • yearly by the forest fires. We are in early geological epochs, changeful
  • and insecure; and we feel, as with a sculptor's model, that the author
  • may yet grow weary of and shatter the rough sketch.
  • Fancy apart, San Francisco is a city beleaguered with alarms. The lower
  • parts, along the bay side, sit on piles; old wrecks decaying, fish
  • dwelling unsunned, beneath the populous houses; and a trifling
  • subsidence might drown the business quarters in an hour. Earthquakes are
  • not only common, they are sometimes threatening in their violence; the
  • fear of them grows yearly on a resident; he begins with indifference,
  • ends in sheer panic; and no one feels safe in any but a wooden house.
  • Hence it comes that, in that rainless clime, the whole city is built of
  • timber--a woodyard of unusual extent and complication; that fires spring
  • up readily, and served by the unwearying trade-wind, swiftly spread;
  • that all over the city there are fire-signal boxes; that the sound of
  • the bell, telling the number of the threatened ward, is soon familiar to
  • the ear; and that nowhere else in the world is the art of the fireman
  • carried to so nice a point.
  • Next, perhaps, in order of strangeness to the rapidity of its
  • appearance, is the mingling of the races that combine to people it. The
  • town is essentially not Anglo-Saxon; still more essentially not
  • American. The Yankee and the Englishman find themselves alike in a
  • strange country. There are none of these touches--not of nature, and I
  • dare scarcely say of art--by which the Anglo-Saxon feels himself at home
  • in so great a diversity of lands. Here, on the contrary, are airs of
  • Marseilles and of Pekin. The shops along the street are like the
  • consulates of different nations. The passers-by vary in feature like the
  • slides of a magic-lantern. For we are here in that city of gold to which
  • adventurers congregated out of all the winds of heaven; we are in a land
  • that till the other day was ruled and peopled by the countrymen of
  • Cortes; and the sea that laves the piers of San Francisco is the ocean
  • of the East and of the isles of summer. There goes the Mexican,
  • unmistakable; there the blue-clad Chinaman with his white slippers;
  • there the soft-spoken, brown Kanaka, or perhaps a waif from far-away
  • Malaya. You hear French, German, Italian, Spanish, and English
  • indifferently. You taste the food of all nations in the various
  • restaurants; passing from a French _prix-fixe_ where every one is
  • French, to a roaring German ordinary where every one is German; ending,
  • perhaps, in a cool and silent Chinese tea-house. For every man, for
  • every race and nation, that city is a foreign city; humming with foreign
  • tongues and customs; and yet each and all have made themselves at home.
  • The Germans have a German theatre and innumerable beer-gardens. The
  • French Fall of the Bastille is celebrated with squibs and banners, and
  • marching patriots, as noisily as the American Fourth of July. The
  • Italians have their dear domestic quarter, with Italian caricatures in
  • the windows, Chianti and polenta in the taverns. The Chinese are settled
  • as in China. The goods they offer for sale are as foreign as the
  • lettering on the signboard of the shop: dried fish from the China seas;
  • pale cakes and sweetmeats--the like, perhaps, once eaten by
  • Badroubadour; nuts of unfriendly shape; ambiguous, outlandish
  • vegetables, misshapen, lean, or bulbous--telling of a country where the
  • trees are not as our trees, and the very back-garden is a cabinet of
  • curiosities. The joss-house is hard by, heavy with incense, packed with
  • quaint carvings and the paraphernalia of a foreign ceremonial. All these
  • you behold, crowded together in the narrower arteries of the city, cool,
  • sunless, a little mouldy, with the unfamiliar faces at your elbow, and
  • the high, musical sing-song of that alien language in your ears. Yet the
  • houses are of Occidental build; the lines of a hundred telegraphs pass,
  • thick as a ship's rigging, overhead, a kite hanging among them, perhaps,
  • or perhaps two, one European, one Chinese, in shape and colour;
  • mercantile Jack, the Italian fisher, the Dutch merchant, the Mexican
  • vaquero, go hustling by; at the sunny end of the street, a thoroughfare
  • roars with European traffic; and meanwhile, high and clear, out breaks
  • perhaps the San Francisco fire-alarm, and people pause to count the
  • strokes, and in the stations of the double fire-service you know that
  • the electric bells are ringing, the traps opening, and clapping to, and
  • the engine, manned and harnessed, being whisked into the street, before
  • the sound of the alarm has ceased to vibrate on your ear. Of all
  • romantic places for a boy to loiter in, that Chinese quarter is the most
  • romantic. There, on a half-holiday, three doors from home, he may visit
  • an actual foreign land, foreign in people, language, things, and
  • customs. The very barber of the Arabian Nights shall be at work before
  • him, shaving heads; he shall see Aladdin playing on the streets; who
  • knows but among those nameless vegetables the fruit of the nose-tree
  • itself may be exposed for sale? And the interest is heightened with a
  • chill of horror. Below, you hear, the cellars are alive with mystery;
  • opium dens, where the smokers lie one above another, shelf above shelf,
  • close-packed and grovelling in deadly stupor; the seats of unknown vices
  • and cruelties, the prisons of unacknowledged slaves and the secret
  • lazarettos of disease.
  • With all this mass of nationalities, crime is common. There are rough
  • quarters where it is dangerous o' nights; cellars of public
  • entertainment which the wary pleasure-seeker chooses to avoid. Concealed
  • weapons are unlawful, but the law is continually broken. One editor was
  • shot dead while I was there; another walked the streets accompanied by a
  • bravo, his guardian angel. I have been quietly eating a dish of oysters
  • in a restaurant, where, not more than ten minutes after I had left,
  • shots were exchanged and took effect; and one night about ten o'clock, I
  • saw a man standing watchfully at a street-corner with a long
  • Smith-and-Wesson glittering in his hand behind his back. Somebody had
  • done something he should not, and was being looked for with a vengeance.
  • It is odd, too, that the seat of the last vigilance committee I know
  • of--a mediæval _Vehmgericht_--was none other than the Palace Hotel, the
  • world's greatest caravanserai, served by lifts and lit with electricity;
  • where, in the great glazed court, a band nightly discourses music from a
  • grove of palms. So do extremes meet in this city of contrasts: extremes
  • of wealth and poverty, apathy and excitement, the conveniences of
  • civilisation and the red justice of Judge Lynch.
  • The streets lie straight up and down the hills, and straight across at
  • right angles, these in sun, those in shadow, a trenchant pattern of
  • gloom and glare; and what with the crisp illumination, the sea-air
  • singing in your ears, the chill and glitter, the changing aspects both
  • of things and people, the fresh sights at every corner of your
  • walk--sights of the bay, of Tamalpais, of steep, descending streets, of
  • the outspread city--whiffs of alien speech, sailors singing on
  • shipboard, Chinese coolies toiling on the shore, crowds brawling all day
  • in the street before the Stock Exchange--one brief impression follows
  • and obliterates another, and the city leaves upon the mind no general
  • and stable picture, but a profusion of airy and incongruous images, of
  • the sea and shore, the east and west, the summer and the winter.
  • In the better parts of the most interesting city there is apt to be a
  • touch of the commonplace. It is in the slums and suburbs that the city
  • dilettante finds his game. And there is nothing more characteristic and
  • original than the outlying quarters of San Francisco. The Chinese
  • district is the most famous; but it is far from the only truffle in the
  • pie. There is many another dingy corner, many a young antiquity, many a
  • _terrain vague_ with that stamp of quaintness that the city lover seeks
  • and dwells on; and the indefinite prolongation of its streets, up hill
  • and down dale, makes San Francisco a place apart. The same street in its
  • career visits and unites so many different classes of society, here
  • echoing with drays, there lying decorously silent between the mansions
  • of Bonanza millionaires, to founder at last among the drifting sands
  • beside Lone Mountain cemetery, or die out among the sheds and lumber of
  • the north. Thus you may be struck with a spot, set it down for the most
  • romantic of the city, and, glancing at the name-plate, find it is in the
  • same street that you yourself inhabit in another quarter of the town.
  • The great net of straight thoroughfares lying at right angles, east and
  • west and north and south, over the shoulders of Nob Hill, the hill of
  • palaces, must certainly be counted the best part of San Francisco. It is
  • there that the millionaires are gathered together vying with each other
  • in display. From thence, looking down over the business wards of the
  • city, we can descry a building with a little belfry, and that is the
  • Stock Exchange, the heart of San Francisco: a great pump we might call
  • it, continually pumping up the savings of the lower quarters into the
  • pockets of the millionaires upon the hill. But these same thoroughfares
  • that enjoy for awhile so elegant a destiny have their lines prolonged
  • into more unpleasant places. Some meet their fate in the sands; some
  • must take a cruise in the ill-famed China quarters; some run into the
  • sea; some perish unwept among pig-sties and rubbish-heaps.
  • Nob Hill comes, of right, in the place of honour; but the two other
  • hills of San Francisco are more entertaining to explore. On both there
  • are a world of old wooden houses snoozing together all forgotten. Some
  • are of the quaintest design, others only romantic by neglect and age.
  • Some have been almost undermined by new thoroughfares, and sit high up
  • on the margin of the sandy cutting, only to be reached by stairs. Some
  • are curiously painted, and I have seen one at least with ancient
  • carvings panelled in its wall. Surely they are not of Californian
  • building, but far voyagers from round the stormy Horn, like those who
  • sent for them and dwelt in them at first. Brought to be the favourites
  • of the wealthy, they have sunk into these poor, forgotten districts,
  • where, like old town toasts, they keep each other silently in
  • countenance. Telegraph Hill and Rincon Hill, these are the two dozing
  • quarters that I recommend to the city dilettante. There stand these
  • forgotten houses, enjoying the unbroken sun and quiet. There, if there
  • were such an author, would the San Francisco Fortuné de Boisgobey pitch
  • the first chapter of his mystery. But the first is the quainter of the
  • two, and commands, moreover, a noble view. As it stands at the turn of
  • the bay, its skirts are all waterside, and round from North Reach to the
  • Bay Front you can follow doubtful paths from one quaint corner to
  • another. Everywhere the same tumble-down decay and sloppy progress, new
  • things yet unmade, old things tottering to their fall; everywhere the
  • same out-at-elbows, many-nationed loungers at dim, irregular grog-shops;
  • everywhere the same sea-air and isleted sea-prospect; and for a last and
  • more romantic note, you have on the one hand Tamalpais standing high in
  • the blue air, and on the other the tail of that long alignment of
  • three-masted, full-rigged, deep-sea ships that make a forest of spars
  • along the eastern front of San Francisco. In no other port is such a
  • navy congregated. For the coast trade is so trifling, and the ocean
  • trade from round the Horn so large, that the smaller ships are swallowed
  • up, and can do nothing to confuse the majestic order of these merchant
  • princes. In an age when the ship-of-the-line is already a thing of the
  • past, and we can never again hope to go coasting in a cock-boat between
  • the "wooden walls" of a squadron at anchor, there is perhaps no place on
  • earth where the power and beauty of sea architecture can be so perfectly
  • enjoyed as in this bay.
  • THE SILVERADO SQUATTERS
  • _Vixerunt nonnulli in agris, delectati re sua
  • familiari. His idem propositum fuit quod
  • regibus, ut ne qua re agerent, ne cui
  • parerent, libertate uterentur: cujus proprium
  • est sic vivere ut velis._
  • CIC. DE OFF. I. XX.
  • TO
  • VIRGIL WILLIAMS
  • AND
  • DORA NORTON WILLIAMS
  • THESE SKETCHES ARE AFFECTIONATELY DEDICATED
  • BY THEIR FRIEND
  • THE AUTHOR
  • THE SILVERADO SQUATTERS
  • The scene of this little book is on a high mountain. There are, indeed,
  • many higher; there are many of a nobler outline. It is no place of
  • pilgrimage for the summary globe trotter; but to one who lives upon its
  • sides, Mount Saint Helena soon becomes a centre of interest. It is the
  • Mont Blanc of one section of the Californian Coast Range, none of its
  • near neighbours rising to one-half its altitude. It looks down on much
  • green, intricate country. It feeds in the spring-time many splashing
  • brooks. From its summit you must have an excellent lesson of geography:
  • seeing, to the south, San Francisco Bay, with Tamalpais on the one hand
  • and Monte Diablo on the other; to the west and thirty miles away, the
  • open ocean; eastward, across the cornlands and thick tule swamps of
  • Sacramento Valley, to where the Central Pacific Railroad begins to climb
  • the sides of the Sierras; and northward, for what I know, the white head
  • of Shasta looking down on Oregon. Three counties, Napa County, Lake
  • County, and Sonoma County, march across its cliffy shoulders. Its naked
  • peak stands nearly four thousand five hundred feet above the sea; its
  • sides are fringed with forest; and the soil, where it is bare, glows
  • warm with cinnabar.
  • Life in its shadow goes rustically forward. Bucks, and bears, and
  • rattlesnakes, and former mining operations, are the staple of men's
  • talk. Agriculture has only begun to mount above the valley. And though
  • in a few years from now the whole district may be smiling with farms,
  • passing trains shaking the mountain to the heart, many-windowed hotels
  • lighting up the night like factories, and a prosperous city occupying
  • the site of sleepy Calistoga; yet in the meantime, around the foot of
  • that mountain the silence of nature reigns in a great measure unbroken,
  • and the people of hill and valley go sauntering about their business as
  • in the days before the flood.
  • To reach Mount Saint Helena from San Francisco, the traveller has twice
  • to cross the bay: once by the busy Oakland Ferry, and again, after an
  • hour or so of the railway, from Vallejo Junction to Vallejo. Thence he
  • takes rail once more to mount the long green strath of Napa Valley.
  • In all the contractions and expansions of that inland sea, the Bay of
  • San Francisco, there can be few drearier scenes than the Vallejo Ferry.
  • Bald shores and a low, bald islet enclose the sea; through the narrows
  • the tide bubbles, muddy like a river. When we made the passage (bound,
  • although yet we knew it not, for Silverado) the steamer jumped, and the
  • black buoys were dancing in the jabble; the ocean breeze blew killing
  • chill; and, although the upper sky was still unflecked with vapour, the
  • sea-fogs were pouring in from seaward, over the hilltops of Marin
  • County, in one great, shapeless, silver cloud.
  • South Vallejo is typical of many Californian towns. It was a blunder;
  • the site has proved untenable; and although it is still such a young
  • place by the scale of Europe, it has already begun to be deserted for
  • its neighbour and namesake, North Vallejo. A long pier, a number of
  • drinking-saloons, a hotel of a great size, marshy pools where the frogs
  • keep up their croaking, and even at high noon the entire absence of any
  • human face or voice--these are the marks of South Vallejo. Yet there was
  • a tall building beside the pier, labelled the _Star Flour Mills_; and
  • sea-going, full-rigged ships lay close alongshore, waiting for their
  • cargo. Soon these would be plunging round the Horn, soon the flour from
  • the _Star Flour Mills_ would be landed on the wharves of Liverpool. For
  • that, too, is one of England's outposts; thither, to this gaunt mill,
  • across the Atlantic and Pacific deeps and round about the icy Horn,
  • this crowd of great, three-masted, deep-sea ships come, bringing
  • nothing, and return with bread.
  • The Frisby House, for that was the name of the hotel, was a place of
  • fallen fortunes, like the town. It was now given up to labourers, and
  • partly ruinous. At dinner there was the ordinary display of what is
  • called in the west a _two-bit house_: the tablecloth checked red and
  • white, the plague of flies, the wire hencoops over the dishes, the great
  • variety and invariable vileness of the food and the rough, coatless men
  • devouring it in silence. In our bedroom, the stove would not burn,
  • though it would smoke; and while one window would not open, the other
  • would not shut. There was a view on a bit of empty road, a few dark
  • houses, a donkey wandering with its shadow on a slope, and a blink of
  • sea, with a tall ship lying anchored in the moonlight. All about that
  • dreary inn frogs sang their ungainly chorus.
  • Early the next morning we mounted the hill along a wooden footway,
  • bridging one marish spot after another. Here and there, as we ascended,
  • we passed a house embowered in white roses. More of the bay became
  • apparent, and soon the blue peak of Tamalpais rose above the green level
  • of the island opposite. It told us we were still but a little way from
  • the city of the Golden Gates, already, at that hour, beginning to awake
  • among the sand-hills. It called to us over the waters as with the voice
  • of a bird. Its stately head, blue as a sapphire on the paler azure of
  • the sky, spoke to us of wider outlooks and the bright Pacific. For
  • Tamalpais stands sentry, like a lighthouse, over the Golden Gates,
  • between the bay and the open ocean, and looks down indifferently on
  • both. Even as we saw and hailed it from Vallejo, seamen, far out at sea,
  • were scanning it with shaded eyes; and, as if to answer to the thought,
  • one of the great ships below began silently to clothe herself with white
  • sails, homeward bound for England.
  • For some way beyond Vallejo the railway led us through bald green
  • pastures. On the west the rough highlands of Marin shut off the ocean;
  • in the midst, in long, straggling, gleaming arms, the bay died out among
  • the grass; there were few trees and few enclosures; the sun shone wide
  • over open uplands, the dis-plumed hills stood clear against the sky. But
  • by-and-by these hills began to draw nearer on either hand, and first
  • thicket and then wood began to clothe their sides; and soon we were away
  • from all signs of the sea's neighbourhood, mounting an inland, irrigated
  • valley. A great variety of oaks stood, now severally, now in a becoming
  • grove, among the fields and vineyards. The towns were compact, in about
  • equal proportions, of bright new wooden houses and great and growing
  • forest trees; and the chapel bell on the engine sounded most festally
  • that sunny Sunday, as we drew up at one green town after another, with
  • the townsfolk trooping in their Sunday's best to see the strangers, with
  • the sun sparkling on the clean houses, and great domes of foliage
  • humming overhead in the breeze.
  • This pleasant Napa Valley is, at its north end, blockaded by our
  • mountain. There, at Calistoga, the railroad ceases, and the traveller
  • who intends faring farther, to the Geysers or to the springs in Lake
  • County, must cross the spurs of the mountain by stage. Thus Mount Saint
  • Helena is not only a summit, but a frontier; and up to the time of
  • writing it has stayed the progress of the iron horse.
  • IN THE VALLEY
  • I
  • CALISTOGA
  • It is difficult for a European to imagine Calistoga, the whole place is
  • so new, and of such an Occidental pattern; the very name, I hear, was
  • invented at a supper-party by the man who found the springs.
  • The railroad and the highway come up the valley about parallel to one
  • another. The street of Calistoga joins them, perpendicular to both--a
  • wide street, with bright, clean, low houses, here and there a veranda
  • over the sidewalk, here and there a horse-post, here and there lounging
  • townsfolk. Other streets are marked out, and most likely named; for
  • these towns in the New World begin with a firm resolve to grow larger,
  • Washington and Broadway, and then First and Second, and so forth, being
  • boldly plotted out as soon as the community indulges in a plan. But, in
  • the meanwhile, all the life and most of the houses of Calistoga are
  • concentrated upon that street between the railway station and the road.
  • I never heard it called by any name, but I will hazard a guess that it
  • is either Washington or Broadway. Here are the blacksmith's, the
  • chemist's, the general merchant's, and Kong Sam Kee, the Chinese
  • laundryman's; here, probably, is the office of the local paper (for the
  • place has a paper--they all have papers); and here certainly is one of
  • the hotels, Cheeseborough's, whence the daring Foss, a man dear to
  • legend, starts his horses for the Geysers.
  • It must be remembered that we are here in a land of stage-drivers and
  • highwaymen; a land, in that sense, like England a hundred years ago. The
  • highway robber--road-agent, he is quaintly called--is still busy in
  • these parts. The fame of Vasquez is still young. Only a few years ago,
  • the Lakeport stage was robbed a mile or two from Calistoga. In 1879, the
  • dentist of Mendocino City, fifty miles away upon the coast, suddenly
  • threw off the garments of his trade, like Grindoff, in _The Miller and
  • his Men_, and flamed forth in his second dress as a captain of banditti.
  • A great robbery was followed by a long chase, a chase of days if not of
  • weeks, among the intricate hill-country; and the chase was followed by
  • much desultory fighting, in which several--and the dentist, I believe,
  • amongst the number--bit the dust. The grass was springing for the first
  • time, nourished upon their blood, when I arrived in Calistoga. I am
  • reminded of another highwayman of that same year. "He had been unwell,"
  • so ran his humorous defence, "and the doctor told him to take something,
  • so he took the express box."
  • The cultus of the stage-coachman always flourishes highest where there
  • are thieves on the road, and where the guard travels armed, and the
  • stage is not only a link between country and city, and the vehicle of
  • news, but has a faint warfaring aroma, like a man who should be brother
  • to a soldier. California boasts her famous stage-drivers, and among the
  • famous Foss is not forgotten. Along the unfenced, abominable mountain
  • roads, he launches his team with small regard to human life or the
  • doctrine of probabilities. Flinching travellers, who behold themselves
  • coasting eternity at every corner, look with natural admiration at their
  • driver's huge, impassive, fleshy countenance. He has the very face for
  • the driver in Sam Weller's anecdote, who upset the election party at the
  • required point. Wonderful tales are current of his readiness and skill.
  • One in particular, of how one of his horses fell at a ticklish passage
  • of the road, and how Foss let slip the reins, and, driving over the
  • fallen animal, arrived at the next stage with only three. This I relate
  • as I heard it, without guarantee.
  • I only saw Foss once, though, strange as it may sound, I have twice
  • talked with him. He lives out of Calistoga, at a ranche called
  • Fossville. One evening, after he was long gone home, I dropped into
  • Cheeseborough's, and was asked if I should like to speak with Mr. Foss.
  • Supposing that the interview was impossible, and that I was merely
  • called upon to subscribe the general sentiment, I boldly answered "Yes."
  • Next moment, I had one instrument at my ear, another at my mouth, and
  • found myself, with nothing in the world to say, conversing with a man
  • several miles off among desolate hills. Foss rapidly and somewhat
  • plaintively brought the conversation to an end; and he returned to his
  • night's grog at Fossville, while I strolled forth again on Calistoga
  • high street. But it was an odd thing that here, on what we are
  • accustomed to consider the very skirts of civilisation, I should have
  • used the telephone for the first time in my civilised career. So it goes
  • in these young countries; telephones, and telegraphs, and newspapers,
  • and advertisements running far ahead among the Indians and the grizzly
  • bears.
  • Alone, on the other side of the railway, stands the Springs Hotel, with
  • its attendant cottages. The floor of the valley is extremely level to
  • the very roots of the hills; only here and there a hillock, crowned with
  • pines, rises like the barrow of some chieftain famed in war; and right
  • against one of these hillocks is the Springs Hotel--is or was; for since
  • I was there the place has been destroyed by fire, and has risen again
  • from its ashes. A lawn runs about the house, and the lawn is in its turn
  • surrounded by a system of little five-roomed cottages, each with a
  • veranda and a weedy palm before the door. Some of the cottages are let
  • to residents, and these are wreathed in flowers. The rest are occupied
  • by ordinary visitors to the hotel; and a very pleasant way this is, by
  • which you have a little country cottage of your own, without domestic
  • burthens, and by the day or week.
  • The whole neighbourhood of Mount Saint Helena is full of sulphur and of
  • boiling springs. The Geysers are famous; they were the great health
  • resort of the Indians before the coming of the whites. Lake County is
  • dotted with spas; Hot Springs and White Sulphur Springs are the names of
  • two stations on the Napa Valley Railroad; and Calistoga itself seems to
  • repose on a mere film above a boiling, subterranean lake. At one end of
  • the hotel enclosure are the springs from which it takes its name, hot
  • enough to scald a child seriously while I was there. At the other end,
  • the tenant of a cottage sank a well, and there also the water came up
  • boiling. It keeps this end of the valley as warm as a toast. I have gone
  • across to the hotel a little after five in the morning, when a sea-fog
  • from the Pacific was hanging thick and grey, and dark and dirty
  • overhead, and found the thermometer had been up before me, and had
  • already climbed among the nineties; and in the stress of the day it was
  • sometimes too hot to move about.
  • But in spite of this heat from above and below, doing one on both sides,
  • Calistoga was a pleasant place to dwell in; beautifully green, for it
  • was then that favoured moment in the Californian year, when the rains
  • are over and the dusty summer has not yet set in; often visited by fresh
  • airs, now from the mountain, now across Sonoma from the sea; very quiet,
  • very idle, very silent but for the breezes and the cattle bells afield.
  • And there was something satisfactory in the sight of that great mountain
  • that enclosed us to the north; whether it stood, robed in sunshine,
  • quaking to its topmost pinnacle with the heat and brightness of the day;
  • or whether it set itself to weaving vapours, wisp after wisp growing,
  • trembling, fleeting, and fading in the blue.
  • The tangled, woody, and almost trackless foothills that enclose the
  • valley, shutting it off from Sonoma on the west, and from Yolo on the
  • east--rough as they were in outline, dug out by winter streams, crowned
  • by cliffy bluffs and nodding pine-trees--were dwarfed into satellites by
  • the bulk and bearing of Mount Saint Helena. She over-towered them by
  • two-thirds of her own stature. She excelled them by the boldness of her
  • profile. Her great bald summit, clear of trees and pasture, a cairn of
  • quartz and cinnabar, rejected kinship with the dark and shaggy
  • wilderness of lesser hilltops.
  • II
  • THE PETRIFIED FOREST
  • We drove off from the Springs Hotel about three in the afternoon. The
  • sun warmed me to the heart. A broad, cool wind streamed pauselessly down
  • the valley, laden with perfume. Up at the top stood Mount Saint Helena,
  • a bulk of mountain, bare atop, with tree-fringed spurs, and radiating
  • warmth. Once we saw it framed in a grove of tall and exquisitely
  • graceful white oaks, in line and colour a finished composition. We
  • passed a cow stretched by the roadside, her bell slowly beating time to
  • the movement of her ruminating jaws, her big red face crawled over by
  • half a dozen flies, a monument of content.
  • A little farther, and we struck to the left up a mountain road, and for
  • two hours threaded one valley after another, green, tangled, full of
  • noble timber, giving us every now and again a sight of Mount Saint
  • Helena and the blue hilly distance, and crossed by many streams, through
  • which we splashed to the carriage-step. To the right or the left, there
  • was scarce any trace of man but the road we followed; I think we passed
  • but one ranchero's house in the whole distance, and that was closed and
  • smokeless. But we had the society of these bright streams--dazzlingly
  • clear, as is their wont, splashing from the wheels in diamonds, and
  • striking a lively coolness through the sunshine. And what with the
  • innumerable variety of greens, the masses of foliage tossing in the
  • breeze, the glimpses of distance, the descents into seemingly
  • impenetrable thickets, the continual dodging of the road, which made
  • haste to plunge again into the covert, we had a fine sense of woods,
  • and spring-time, and the open air.
  • Our driver gave me a lecture by the way on Californian trees--a thing I
  • was much in need of, having fallen among painters who know the name of
  • nothing, and Mexicans who know the name of nothing in English. He taught
  • me the madrona, the manzanita, the buckeye, the maple; he showed me the
  • crested mountain quail; he showed me where some young redwoods were
  • already spiring heavenwards from the ruins of the old; for in this
  • district all had already perished: redwoods and redskins, the two
  • noblest indigenous living things, alike condemned.
  • At length, in a lonely dell, we came on a huge wooden gate with a sign
  • upon it like an inn. "The Petrified Forest. Proprietor: C. Evans," ran
  • the legend. Within, on a knoll of sward, was the house of the
  • proprietor, and another smaller house hard by to serve as a museum,
  • where photographs and petrifactions were retailed. It was a pure little
  • isle of touristry among these solitary hills.
  • The proprietor was a brave old white-faced Swede. He had wandered this
  • way, Heaven knows how, and taken up his acres--I forget how many years
  • ago--all alone, bent double with sciatica, and with six bits in his
  • pocket and an axe upon his shoulder. Long, useless years of seafaring
  • had thus discharged him at the end, penniless and sick. Without doubt he
  • had tried his luck at the diggings, and got no good from that; without
  • doubt he had loved the bottle, and lived the life of Jack ashore. But at
  • the end of these adventures, here he came; and, the place hitting his
  • fancy, down he sat to make a new life of it, far from crimps and the
  • salt sea. And the very sight of his ranche had done him good. It was
  • "the handsomest spot in the Californy mountains." "Isn't it handsome,
  • now?" he said. Every penny he makes goes into that ranche to make it
  • handsomer. Then the climate, with the sea-breeze every afternoon in the
  • hottest summer weather, had gradually cured the sciatica; and his sister
  • and niece were now domesticated with him for company--or, rather, the
  • niece came only once in the two days, teaching music the meanwhile in
  • the valley. And then, for a last piece of luck, "the handsomest spot in
  • the Californy mountains" had produced a petrified forest, which Mr.
  • Evans now shows at the modest figure of half a dollar a head, or
  • two-thirds of his capital when he first came there with an axe and a
  • sciatica.
  • This tardy favourite of fortune--hobbling a little, I think, as if in
  • memory of the sciatica, but with not a trace that I can remember of the
  • sea--thoroughly ruralised from head to foot, proceeded to escort us up
  • the hill behind his house.
  • "Who first found the forest?" asked my wife.
  • "The first? I was that man," said he. "I was cleaning up the pasture for
  • my beasts, when I found _this_"--kicking a great redwood, seven feet in
  • diameter, that lay there on its side, hollow heart, clinging lumps of
  • bark, all changed into grey stone, with veins of quartz between what had
  • been the layers of the wood.
  • "Were you surprised?"
  • "Surprised? No! What would I be surprised about? What did I know about
  • petrifactions--following the sea? Petrifaction! There was no such word
  • in my language! I knew about putrefaction, though! I thought it was a
  • stone; so would you, if you was cleaning up pasture."
  • And now he had a theory of his own, which I did not quite grasp, except
  • that the trees had not "grewed" there. But he mentioned, with evident
  • pride, that he differed from all the scientific people who had visited
  • the spot; and he flung about such words as "tufa" and "silica" with
  • careless freedom.
  • When I mentioned I was from Scotland, "My old country," he said; "my old
  • country"--with a smiling look and a tone of real affection in his voice.
  • I was mightily surprised, for he was obviously Scandinavian, and begged
  • him to explain. It seemed he had learned his English and done nearly
  • all his sailing in Scottish ships. "Out of Glasgow," said he, "or
  • Greenock; but that's all the same--they all hail from Glasgow." And he
  • was so pleased with me for being a Scotsman, and his adopted compatriot,
  • that he made me a present of a very beautiful piece of petrifaction--I
  • believe the most beautiful and portable he had.
  • Here was a man, at least, who was a Swede, a Scot, and an American,
  • acknowledging some kind allegiance to three lands. Mr. Wallace's
  • Scoto-Circassian will not fail to come before the reader. I have myself
  • met and spoken with a Fifeshire German, whose combination of abominable
  • accents struck me dumb. But, indeed, I think we all belong to many
  • countries. And perhaps this habit of much travel, and the engendering of
  • scattered friendships, may prepare the euthanasia of ancient nations.
  • And the forest itself? Well, on a tangled, briery hillside--for the
  • pasture would bear a little further cleaning up, to my eyes--there lie
  • scattered thickly various lengths of petrified trunk, such as the one
  • already mentioned. It is very curious, of course, and ancient enough, if
  • that were all. Doubtless, the heart of the geologist beats quicker at
  • the sight; but, for my part, I was mightily unmoved. Sight-seeing is the
  • art of disappointment.
  • "There's nothing under heaven so blue,
  • That's fairly worth the travelling to."
  • But, fortunately, Heaven rewards us with many agreeable prospects and
  • adventures by the way; and sometimes, when we go out to see a petrified
  • forest, prepares a far more delightful curiosity in the form of Mr.
  • Evans, whom may all prosperity attend throughout a long and green old
  • age.
  • III
  • NAPA WINE
  • I was interested in Californian wine. Indeed, I am interested in all
  • wines, and have been all my life, from the raisin wine that a
  • school-fellow kept secreted in his playbox up to my last discovery,
  • those notable Valtellines that once shone upon the board of Cæsar.
  • Some of us, kind old Pagans, watch with dread the shadows falling on the
  • age: how the unconquerable worm invades the sunny terraces of France,
  • and Bordeaux is no more, and the Rhone a mere Arabia Petræa. Château
  • Neuf is dead, and I have never tasted it; Hermitage--a hermitage indeed
  • from all life's sorrows--lies expiring by the river. And in the place of
  • these imperial elixirs, beautiful to every sense, gem-hued,
  • flower-scented, dream-compellers:--behold upon the quays at Cette the
  • chemicals arrayed; behold the analyst at Marseilles, raising hands in
  • obsecration, attesting god Lyæus, and the vats staved in, and the
  • dishonest wines poured forth among the sea. It is not Pan only; Bacchus,
  • too, is dead.
  • If wine is to withdraw its most poetic countenance, the sun of the white
  • dinner-cloth, a deity to be invoked by two or three, all fervent,
  • hushing their talk, degusting tenderly, and storing reminiscences--for a
  • bottle of good wine, like a good act, shines ever in the retrospect--if
  • wine is to desert us, go thy ways, old Jack! Now we begin to have
  • compunctions, and look back at the brave bottles squandered upon
  • dinner-parties, where the guests drank grossly, discussing politics the
  • while, and even the schoolboy "took his whack," like liquorice water.
  • And at the same time, we look timidly forward, with a spark of hope, to
  • where the new lands, already weary of producing gold, begin to green
  • with vineyards. A nice point in human history falls to be decided by
  • Californian and Australian wines.
  • Wine in California is still in the experimental stage; and when you
  • taste a vintage, grave economical questions are involved. The beginning
  • of vine-planting is like the beginning of mining for the precious
  • metals: the wine-grower also "prospects." One corner of land after
  • another is tried with one kind of grape after another. This is a
  • failure; that is better; a third best. So, bit by bit, they grope about
  • for their Clos Vougeot and Lafitte. Those lodes and pockets of earth,
  • more precious than the precious ores, that yield inimitable fragrance
  • and soft fire; those virtuous Bonanzas, where the soil has sublimated
  • under sun and stars to something finer, and the wine is bottled poetry:
  • these still lie undiscovered; chaparral conceals, thicket embowers them;
  • the miner chips the rock and wanders farther, and the grizzly muses
  • undisturbed. But there they bide their hour, awaiting their Columbus;
  • and nature nurses and prepares them. The smack of Californian earth
  • shall linger on the palate of your grandson.
  • Meanwhile the wine is merely a good wine; the best that I have
  • tasted--better than a Beaujolais, and not unlike. But the trade is poor;
  • it lives from hand to mouth, putting its all into experiments, and
  • forced to sell its vintages. To find one properly matured, and bearing
  • its own name, is to be fortune's favourite.
  • Bearing its own name, I say, and dwell upon the inuendo.
  • "You want to know why Californian wine is not drunk in the States?" a
  • San Francisco wine merchant said to me, after he had shown me through
  • his premises. "Well, here's the reason."
  • And opening a large cupboard, fitted with many little drawers, he
  • proceeded to shower me all over with a great variety of gorgeously
  • tinted labels, blue, red, or yellow, stamped with crown or coronet, and
  • hailing from such a profusion of _clos_ and _châteaux_, that a single
  • department could scarce have furnished forth the names. But it was
  • strange that all looked unfamiliar.
  • "Château X----?" said I. "I never heard of that."
  • "I dare say not," said he. "I had been reading one of X----'s novels."
  • They were all castles in Spain! But that sure enough is the reason why
  • California wine is not drunk in the States.
  • Napa Valley has been long a seat of the wine-growing industry. It did
  • not here begin, as it does too often, in the low valley lands along the
  • river, but took at once to the rough foot-hills, where alone it can
  • expect to prosper. A basking inclination, and stones, to be a reservoir
  • of the day's heat, seem necessary to the soil for wine; the grossness of
  • the earth must be evaporated, its marrow daily melted and refined for
  • ages; until at length these clods that break below our footing, and to
  • the eye appear but common earth, are truly and to the perceiving mind, a
  • masterpiece of nature. The dust of Richebourg, which the wind carries
  • away, what an apotheosis of the dust! Not man himself can seem a
  • stranger child of that brown, friable powder, than the blood and sun in
  • that old flask behind the fagots.
  • A Californian vineyard, one of man's outposts in the wilderness, has
  • features of its own. There is nothing here to remind you of the Rhine or
  • Rhone, of the low _côte d'or_, or the infamous and scabby deserts of
  • Champagne; but all is green, solitary, covert. We visited two of them,
  • Mr. Schram's and Mr. M'Eckron's, sharing the same glen.
  • Some way down the valley below Calistoga, we turned sharply to the south
  • and plunged into the thick of the wood. A rude trail rapidly mounting; a
  • little stream tinkling by on the one hand, big enough perhaps after the
  • rains, but already yielding up its life; overhead and on all sides, a
  • bower of green and tangled thicket, still fragrant and still
  • flower-bespangled by the early season, where thimble-berry played the
  • part of our English hawthorn, and the buck-eyes were putting forth their
  • twisted horns of blossom; through all this, we struggled toughly
  • upwards, canted to and fro by the roughness of the trail, and
  • continually switched across the face by sprays of leaf or blossom. The
  • last is no great inconvenience at home; but here in California it is a
  • matter of some moment. For in all woods and by every wayside there
  • prospers an abominable shrub or weed, called poison oak, whose very
  • neighbourhood is venomous to some, and whose actual touch is avoided by
  • the most impervious.
  • The two houses, with their vineyards, stood each in a green niche of its
  • own in this steep and narrow forest dell. Though they were so near,
  • there was already a good difference in level; and Mr. M'Eckron's head
  • must be a long way under the feet of Mr. Schram. No more had been
  • cleared than was necessary for cultivation; close around each oasis ran
  • the tangled wood; the glen enfolds them; there they lie basking in sun
  • and silence, concealed from all but the clouds and the mountain birds.
  • Mr. M'Eckron's is a bachelor establishment; a little bit of a wooden
  • house, a small cellar hard by in the hillside, and a patch of vines
  • planted and tended single-handed by himself. He had but recently begun;
  • his vines were young, his business young also; but I thought he had the
  • look of a man who succeeds. He hailed from Greenock: he remembered his
  • father putting him inside Mons Meg, and that touched me home; and we
  • exchanged a word or two of Scotch, which pleased me more than you would
  • fancy.
  • Mr. Schram's, on the other hand, is the oldest vineyard in the valley,
  • eighteen years old, I think; yet he began a penniless barber, and even
  • after he had broken ground up here with his black malvoisies, continued
  • for long to tramp the valley with his razor. Now, his place is the
  • picture of prosperity: stuffed birds in the veranda, cellars far dug
  • into the hillside, and resting on pillars like a bandit's cave:--all
  • trimness, varnish, flowers, and sunshine, among the tangled wildwood.
  • Stout, smiling Mrs. Schram, who has been to Europe and apparently all
  • about the States for pleasure, entertaining Fanny in the veranda, while
  • I was tasting wines in the cellar. To Mr. Schram this was a solemn
  • office; his serious gusto warmed my heart; prosperity had not yet wholly
  • banished a certain neophite and girlish trepidation, and he followed
  • every sip and read my face with proud anxiety. I tasted all. I tasted
  • every variety and shade of Schramberger, red and white Schramberger,
  • Burgundy Schramberger, Schramberger Hock, Schramberger Golden Chasselas,
  • the latter with a notable bouquet, and I fear to think how many more.
  • Much of it goes to London--most, I think; and Mr. Schram has a great
  • notion of the English taste.
  • In this wild spot, I did not feel the sacredness of ancient cultivation.
  • It was still raw, it was no Marathon, and no Johannisberg; yet the
  • stirring sunlight, and the growing vines, and the vats and bottles in
  • the cavern, made a pleasant music for the mind. Here, also, earth's
  • cream was being skimmed and garnered; and the London customers can
  • taste, such as it is, the tang of the earth in this green valley. So
  • local, so quintessential is a wine, that it seems the very birds in the
  • veranda might communicate a flavour, and that romantic cellar influence
  • the bottle next to be uncorked in Pimlico, and the smile of jolly Mr.
  • Schram might mantle in the glass.
  • But these are but experiments. All things in this new land are moving
  • farther on: the wine-vats and the miner's blasting tools but picket for
  • a night, like Bedouin pavilions; and to-morrow, to fresh woods! This
  • stir of change and these perpetual echoes of the moving footfall, haunt
  • the land. Men move eternally, still chasing Fortune; and, fortune found,
  • still wander. As we drove back to Calistoga, the road lay empty of mere
  • passengers, but its green side was dotted with the camps of travelling
  • families: one cumbered with a great waggonful of household stuff,
  • settlers going to occupy a ranche they had taken up in Mendocino, or
  • perhaps Tehama County; another, a party in dust-coats, men and women,
  • whom we found camped in a grove on the roadside, all on pleasure bent,
  • with a Chinaman to cook for them, and who waved their hands to us as we
  • drove by.
  • IV
  • THE SCOT ABROAD
  • A few pages back, I wrote that a man belonged in these days to a variety
  • of countries; but the old land is still the true love, the others are
  • but pleasant infidelities. Scotland is indefinable; it has no unity
  • except upon the map. Two languages, many dialects, innumerable forms of
  • piety, and countless local patriotisms and prejudices, part us among
  • ourselves more widely than the extreme east and west of that great
  • continent of America. When I am at home, I feel a man from Glasgow to be
  • something like a rival, a man from Barra to be more than half a
  • foreigner. Yet let us meet in some far country, and, whether we hail
  • from the braes of Manor or the braes of Mar, some ready-made affection
  • joins us on the instant. It is not race. Look at us. One is Norse, one
  • Celtic, and another Saxon. It is not community of tongue. We have it not
  • among ourselves; and we have it almost to perfection, with English, or
  • Irish, or American. It is no tie of faith, for we detest each other's
  • errors. And yet somewhere, deep down in the heart of each one of us,
  • something yearns for the old land, and the old kindly people.
  • Of all mysteries of the human heart, this is perhaps the most
  • inscrutable. There is no special loveliness in that grey country, with
  • its rainy, sea-beat archipelago; its fields of dark mountains; its
  • unsightly places, black with coal; its treeless, sour, unfriendly-looking
  • corn-lands; its quaint, grey, castled city, where the bells clash of a
  • Sunday, and the wind squalls, and the salt showers fly and beat. I do
  • not even know if I desire to live there; but let me hear, in some far
  • land, a kindred voice sing out, "Oh, why left I my hame?" and it seems at
  • once as if no beauty under the kind heavens, and no society of the wise
  • and good, can repay me for my absence from my country. And though I think
  • I would rather die elsewhere, yet in my heart of hearts I long to be
  • buried among good Scots clods. I will say it fairly, it grows on me with
  • every year: there are no stars so lovely as Edinburgh street-lamps. When
  • I forget thee, auld Reekie, may my right hand forget its cunning!
  • The happiest lot on earth is to be born a Scotchman. You must pay for it
  • in many ways, as for all other advantages on earth. You have to learn
  • the paraphrases and the shorter catechism; you generally take to drink;
  • your youth, as far as I can find out, is a time of louder war against
  • society, of more outcry and tears and turmoil, than if you had been
  • born, for instance, in England. But somehow life is warmer and closer;
  • the hearth burns more redly; the lights of home shine softer on the
  • rainy street; the very names, endeared in verse and music, cling nearer
  • round our hearts. An Englishman may meet an Englishman to-morrow, upon
  • Chimborazo, and neither of them care; but when the Scotch wine-grower
  • told me of Mons Meg, it was like magic.
  • "From the dim shieling on the misty island
  • Mountains divide us, and a world of seas;
  • Yet still our hearts are true, our hearts are Highland,
  • And we, in dreams, behold the Hebrides."
  • And, Highland and Lowland, all our hearts are Scottish.
  • Only a few days after I had seen M'Eckron, a message reached me in my
  • cottage. It was a Scotchman who had come down a long way from the hills
  • to market. He had heard there was a countryman in Calistoga, and came
  • round to the hotel to see him. We said a few words to each other; we had
  • not much to say--should never have seen each other had we stayed at
  • home, separated alike in space and in society; and then we shook hands,
  • and he went his way again to his ranche among the hills, and that was
  • all.
  • Another Scotchman there was, a resident, who for the mere love of the
  • common country, douce, serious, religious man, drove me all about the
  • valley, and took as much interest in me as if I had been his son: more,
  • perhaps; for the son has faults too keenly felt, while the abstract
  • countryman is perfect--like a whiff of peats.
  • And there was yet another. Upon him I came suddenly, as he was calmly
  • entering my cottage, his mind quite evidently bent on plunder: a man of
  • about fifty, filthy, ragged, roguish, with a chimney-pot hat and a tail
  • coat, and a pursing of his mouth that might have been envied by an elder
  • of the kirk. He had just such a face as I have seen a dozen times behind
  • the plate.
  • "Hullo, sir!" I cried. "Where are you going?"
  • He turned round without a quiver.
  • "You are a Scotchman, sir?" he said gravely. "So am I; I come from
  • Aberdeen. This is my card," presenting me with a piece of pasteboard
  • which he had raked out of some gutter in the period of the rains. "I was
  • just examining this palm," he continued, indicating the misbegotten
  • plant before our door, "which is the largest specimen I have yet
  • observed in Califoarnia."
  • There were four or five larger within sight. But where was the use of
  • argument? He produced a tape-line, made me help him to measure the tree
  • at the level of the ground, and entered the figures in a large and
  • filthy pocket-book, all with the gravity of Solomon. He then thanked me
  • profusely, remarking that such little services were due between
  • countrymen; shook hands with me, "for auld lang syne," as he said; and
  • took himself solemnly away, radiating dirt and humbug as he went.
  • A month or two after this encounter of mine, there came a Scot to
  • Sacramento--perhaps from Aberdeen. Anyway, there never was anyone more
  • Scottish in this wide world. He could sing and dance and drink, I
  • presume; and he played the pipes with vigour and success. All the Scotch
  • in Sacramento became infatuated with him, and spent their spare time and
  • money driving him about in an open cab, between drinks, while he blew
  • himself scarlet at the pipes. This is a very sad story. After he had
  • borrowed money from every one, he and his pipes suddenly disappeared
  • from Sacramento, and when I last heard, the police were looking for him.
  • I cannot say how this story amused me, when I felt myself so thoroughly
  • ripe on both sides to be duped in the same way.
  • It is at least a curious thing, to conclude, that the races which wander
  • widest, Jews and Scots, should be the most clannish in the world. But
  • perhaps these two are cause and effect: "For ye were strangers in the
  • land of Egypt."
  • WITH THE CHILDREN OF ISRAEL
  • I
  • TO INTRODUCE MR. KELMAR
  • One thing in this new country very particularly strikes a stranger, and
  • that is the number of antiquities. Already there have been many cycles
  • of population succeeding each other, and passing away and leaving behind
  • them relics. These, standing on into changed times, strike the
  • imagination as forcibly as any pyramid or feudal tower. The towns, like
  • the vineyards, are experimentally founded: they grow great and prosper
  • by passing occasions; and when the lode comes to an end, and the miners
  • move elsewhere, the town remains behind them, like Palmyra in the
  • desert. I suppose there are, in no country in the world, so many
  • deserted towns as here in California.
  • The whole neighbourhood of Mount Saint Helena, now so quiet and sylvan,
  • was once alive with mining camps and villages. Here there would be two
  • thousand souls under canvas; there one thousand or fifteen hundred
  • ensconced, as if for ever, in a town of comfortable houses. But the luck
  • had failed, the mines petered out; and the army of miners had departed,
  • and left this quarter of the world to the rattlesnakes and deer and
  • grizzlies, and to the slower but steadier advance of husbandry.
  • It was with an eye on one of these deserted places, Pine Flat, on the
  • Geysers road, that we had come first to Calistoga. There is something
  • singularly enticing in the idea of going, rent free, into a ready-made
  • house. And to the British merchant, sitting at home at ease, it may
  • appear that, with such a roof over your head and a spring of clear water
  • hard by, the whole problem of the squatter's existence would be solved.
  • Food, however, has yet to be considered. I will go as far as most people
  • on tinned meats; some of the brightest moments of my life were passed
  • over tinned mulligatawny in the cabin of a sixteen-ton schooner,
  • storm-stayed in Portree Bay; but after suitable experiments, I pronounce
  • authoritatively that man cannot live by tins alone. Fresh meat must be
  • had on an occasion. It is true that the great Foss, driving by along the
  • Geysers road, wooden-faced, but glorified with legend, might have been
  • induced to bring us meat, but the great Foss could hardly bring us milk.
  • To take a cow would have involved taking a field of grass and a
  • milkmaid; after which it would have been hardly worth while to pause,
  • and we might have added to our colony a flock of sheep and an
  • experienced butcher.
  • It is really very disheartening how we depend on other people in this
  • life. _Mihi est propositum_, as you may see by the motto, _idem quod
  • regibus_; and behold it cannot be carried out, unless I find a neighbour
  • rolling in cattle.
  • Now, my principal adviser in this matter was one whom I will call
  • Kelmar. That was not what he called himself, but as soon as I set eyes
  • on him, I knew it was or ought to be his name; I am sure it will be his
  • name among the angels. Kelmar was the store-keeper, a Russian Jew,
  • good-natured, in a very thriving way of business, and, on equal terms,
  • one of the most serviceable of men. He also had something of the
  • expression of a Scottish country elder, who, by some peculiarity, should
  • chance to be a Hebrew. He had a projecting under lip, with which he
  • continually smiled, or rather smirked. Mrs. Kelmar was a singularly kind
  • woman; and the oldest son had quite a dark and romantic bearing, and
  • might be heard on summer evenings playing sentimental airs on the
  • violin.
  • I had no idea, at the time I made his acquaintance, what an important
  • person Kelmar was. But the Jew store-keepers of California, profiting at
  • once by the needs and habits of the people, have made themselves in too
  • many cases the tyrants of the rural population. Credit is offered, is
  • pressed on the new customer, and when once he is beyond his depth, the
  • tune changes, and he is from thenceforth a white slave. I believe, even
  • from the little I saw, that Kelmar, if he chose to put on the screw,
  • could send half the settlers packing in a radius of seven or eight miles
  • round Calistoga. These are continually paying him, but are never
  • suffered to get out of debt. He palms dull goods upon them, for they
  • dare not refuse to buy; he goes and dines with them when he is on an
  • outing, and no man is loudlier welcomed; he is their family friend, the
  • director of their business, and, to a degree elsewhere unknown in modern
  • days, their king.
  • For some reason, Kelmar always shook his head at the mention of Pine
  • Flat, and for some days I thought he disapproved of the whole scheme and
  • was proportionately sad. One fine morning, however, he met me, wreathed
  • in smiles. He had found the very place for me--Silverado, another old
  • mining town, right up the mountain. Rufe Hanson, the hunter, could take
  • care of us--fine people the Hansons; we should be close to the Toll
  • House, where the Lakeport stage called daily; it was the best place for
  • my health, besides. Rufe had been consumptive, and was now quite a
  • strong man, ain't it? In short, the place and all its accompaniments
  • seemed made for us on purpose.
  • He took me to his back door, whence, as from every point of Calistoga,
  • Mount Saint Helena could be seen towering in the air. There, in the
  • nick, just where the eastern foot-hills joined the mountain, and she
  • herself began to rise above the zone of forest--there was Silverado. The
  • name had already pleased me; the high station pleased me still more. I
  • began to inquire with some eagerness. It was but a little while ago that
  • Silverado was a great place. The mine--a silver mine, of course--had
  • promised great things. There was quite a lively population, with
  • several hotels and boarding-houses; and Kelmar himself had opened a
  • branch store, and done extremely well--"Ain't it?" he said, appealing to
  • his wife. And she said, "Yes; extremely well." Now there was no one
  • living in the town but Rufe the hunter; and once more I heard Rufe's
  • praises by the yard, and this time sung in chorus.
  • I could not help perceiving at the time that there was something
  • underneath; that no unmixed desire to have us comfortably settled had
  • inspired the Kelmars with this flow of words. But I was impatient to be
  • gone, to be about my kingly project; and when we were offered seats in
  • Kelmar's waggon, I accepted on the spot. The plan of their next Sunday's
  • outing took them, by good fortune, over the border into Lake County.
  • They would carry us so far, drop us at the Toll House, present us to the
  • Hansons, and call for us again on Monday morning early.
  • II
  • FIRST IMPRESSIONS OF SILVERADO
  • We were to leave by six precisely; that was solemnly pledged on both
  • sides; and a messenger came to us the last thing at night, to remind us
  • of the hour. But it was eight before we got clear of Calistoga: Kelmar,
  • Mrs. Kelmar, a friend of theirs whom we named Abramina, her little
  • daughter, my wife, myself, and, stowed away behind us, a cluster of
  • ship's coffee-kettles. These last were highly ornamental in the sheen of
  • their bright tin, but I could invent no reason for their presence. Our
  • carriageful reckoned up, as near as we could get at it, some three
  • hundred years to the six of us. Four of the six, besides, were Hebrews.
  • But I never, in all my life, was conscious of so strong an atmosphere of
  • holiday. No word was spoken but of pleasure; and even when we drove in
  • silence, nods and smiles went round the party like refreshments.
  • The sun shone out of a cloudless sky. Close at the zenith rode the
  • belated moon, still clearly visible, and, along one margin, even bright.
  • The wind blew a gale from the north; the trees roared; the corn and the
  • deep grass in the valley fled in whitening surges; the dust towered into
  • the air along the road and dispersed like the smoke of battle. It was
  • clear in our teeth from the first, and for all the windings of the road
  • it managed to keep clear in our teeth until the end.
  • For some two miles we rattled through the valley, skirting the eastern
  • foot-hills; then we struck off to the right, through haugh-land, and
  • presently, crossing a dry watercourse, entered the Toll road, or, to be
  • more local, entered on "the grade." The road mounts the near shoulder of
  • Mount Saint Helena, bound northward into Lake County. In one place it
  • skirts along the edge of a narrow and deep cañon, filled with trees, and
  • I was glad, indeed, not to be driven at this point by the dashing Foss.
  • Kelmar, with his unvarying smile, jogging to the motion of the trap,
  • drove for all the world like a good, plain, country clergyman at home;
  • and I profess I blessed him unawares for his timidity.
  • Vineyards and deep meadows, islanded and framed with thicket, gave place
  • more and more as we ascended to woods of oak and madrona, dotted with
  • enormous pines. It was these pines, as they shot above the lower wood,
  • that produced that pencilling of single trees I had so often remarked
  • from the valley. Thence, looking up and from however far, each fir
  • stands separate against the sky no bigger than an eyelash; and all
  • together lend a quaint, fringed aspect to the hills. The oak is no baby;
  • even the madrona, upon these spurs of Mount Saint Helena, comes to a
  • fine bulk and ranks with forest trees; but the pines look down upon the
  • rest for underwood. As Mount Saint Helena among her foot-hills, so these
  • dark giants out-top their fellow-vegetables. Alas! if they had left the
  • redwoods, the pines, in turn, would have been dwarfed. But the redwoods,
  • fallen from their high estate, are serving as family bedsteads, or yet
  • more humbly as field fences, along all Napa Valley.
  • A rough smack of resin was in the air, and a crystal mountain purity. It
  • came pouring over these green slopes by the oceanful. The woods sang
  • aloud, and gave largely of their healthful breath. Gladness seemed to
  • inhabit these upper zones, and we had left indifference behind us in the
  • valley. "I to the hills will lift mine eyes!" There are days in a life
  • when thus to climb out of the lowlands seems like scaling heaven.
  • As we continued to ascend, the wind fell upon us with increasing
  • strength. It was a wonder how the two stout horses managed to pull us up
  • that steep incline and still face the athletic opposition of the wind,
  • or how their great eyes were able to endure the dust. Ten minutes after
  • we went by, a tree fell, blocking the road; and even before us leaves
  • were thickly strewn, and boughs had fallen, large enough to make the
  • passage difficult. But now we were hard by the summit. The road crosses
  • the ridge, just in the nick that Kelmar showed me from below, and then,
  • without pause, plunges down a deep, thickly wooded glen on the farther
  • side. At the highest point a trail strikes up the main hill to the
  • leftward; and that leads to Silverado. A hundred yards beyond, and in a
  • kind of elbow of the glen, stands the Toll House Hotel. We came up the
  • one side, were caught upon the summit by the whole weight of the wind as
  • it poured over into Napa Valley, and a minute after had drawn up in
  • shelter, but all buffeted and breathless, at the Toll House door.
  • A water-tank, and stables, and a grey house of two stories, with gable
  • ends and a veranda, are jammed hard against the hillside, just where a
  • stream has cut for itself a narrow cañon, filled with pines. The pines
  • go right up overhead; a little more and the stream might have played,
  • like a fire-hose, on the Toll House roof. In front the ground drops as
  • sharply as it rises behind. There is just room for the road and a sort
  • of promontory of croquet ground, and then you can lean over the edge and
  • look deep below you through the wood. I said croquet _ground_, not
  • _green_; for the surface was of brown, beaten earth. The toll-bar itself
  • was the only other note of originality: a long beam, turning on a post,
  • and kept slightly horizontal by a counterweight of stones. Regularly
  • about sundown this rude barrier was swung, like a derrick, across the
  • road and made fast, I think, to a tree upon the farther side.
  • On our arrival there followed a gay scene in the bar. I was presented to
  • Mr. Corwin, the landlord; to Mr. Jennings, the engineer, who lives
  • there for his health; to Mr. Hoddy, a most pleasant little gentleman,
  • once a member of the Ohio legislature, again the editor of a local
  • paper, and now, with undiminished dignity, keeping the Toll House bar. I
  • had a number of drinks and cigars bestowed on me, and enjoyed a famous
  • opportunity of seeing Kelmar in his glory, friendly, radiant, smiling,
  • steadily edging one of the ship's kettles on the reluctant Corwin.
  • Corwin, plainly aghast, resisted gallantly, and for that bout victory
  • crowned his arms.
  • At last we set forward for Silverado on foot. Kelmar and his jolly Jew
  • girls were full of the sentiment of Sunday outings, breathed geniality
  • and vagueness, and suffered a little vile boy from the hotel to lead
  • them here and there about the woods. For three people all so old, so
  • bulky in body, and belonging to a race so venerable, they could not but
  • surprise us by their extreme and almost imbecile youthfulness of spirit.
  • They were only going to stay ten minutes at the Toll House; had they not
  • twenty long miles of road before them on the other side? Stay to dinner?
  • Not they! Put up the horses? Never. Let us attach them to the veranda by
  • a wisp of straw rope, such as would not have held a person's hat on that
  • blustering day. And with all these protestations of hurry, they proved
  • irresponsible like children. Kelmar himself, shrewd old Russian Jew,
  • with a smirk that seemed just to have concluded a bargain to its
  • satisfaction, intrusted himself and us devoutly to that boy. Yet the boy
  • was patently fallacious; and for that matter a most unsympathetic
  • urchin, raised apparently on gingerbread. He was bent on his own
  • pleasure, nothing else; and Kelmar followed him to his ruin, with the
  • same shrewd smirk. If the boy said there was "a hole there in the
  • hill"--a hole, pure and simple, neither more nor less--Kelmar and his
  • Jew girls would follow him a hundred yards to look complacently down
  • that hole. For two hours we looked for houses; and for two hours they
  • followed us, smelling trees, picking flowers, foisting false botany on
  • the unwary. Had we taken five, with that vile lad to head them off on
  • idle divagations, for five they would have smiled and stumbled through
  • the woods.
  • However, we came forth at length, and as by accident, upon a lawn,
  • sparse planted like an orchard, but with forest instead of fruit trees.
  • That was the site of Silverado mining town. A piece of ground was
  • levelled up, where Kelmar's store had been; and facing that we saw Rufe
  • Hanson's house, still bearing on its front the legend _Silverado Hotel_.
  • Not another sign of habitation. Silverado town had all been carted from
  • the scene; one of the houses was now the schoolhouse far down the road;
  • one was gone here, one there, but all were gone away. It was now a
  • sylvan solitude, and the silence was unbroken but by the great, vague
  • voice of the wind. Some days before our visit, a grizzly bear had been
  • sporting round the Hansons' chicken-house.
  • Mrs. Hanson was at home, alone, we found. Rufe had been out after a
  • "bar," had risen late, and was now gone, it did not clearly appear
  • whither. Perhaps he had had wind of Kelmar's coming, and was now
  • ensconced among the underwood, or watching us from the shoulder of the
  • mountain. We, hearing there were no houses to be had, were for
  • immediately giving up all hopes of Silverado. But this, somehow, was not
  • to Kelmar's fancy. He first proposed that we should "camp someveres
  • around, ain't it?" waving his hand cheerily as though to weave a spell;
  • and when that was firmly rejected, he decided that we must take up house
  • with the Hansons. Mrs. Hanson had been, from the first, flustered,
  • subdued, and a little pale; but from this proposition she recoiled with
  • haggard indignation. So did we, who would have preferred, in a manner of
  • speaking, death. But Kelmar was not to be put by. He edged Mrs. Hanson
  • into a corner, where for a long time he threatened her with his
  • forefinger, like a character in Dickens; and the poor woman, driven to
  • her entrenchments, at last remembered with a shriek that there were
  • still some houses at the tunnel.
  • Thither we went; the Jews, who should already have been miles into Lake
  • County, still cheerily accompanying us. For about a furlong we followed
  • a good road along the hillside through the forest, until suddenly that
  • road widened out and came abruptly to an end. A cañon, woody below, red,
  • rocky, and naked overhead, was here walled across by a dump of rolling
  • stones, dangerously steep, and from twenty to thirty feet in height. A
  • rusty iron chute on wooden legs came flying, like a monstrous gargoyle,
  • across the parapet. It was down this that they poured the precious ore;
  • and below here the carts stood to wait their lading, and carry it
  • millward down the mountain.
  • The whole cañon was so entirely blocked, as if by some rude guerilla
  • fortification, that we could only mount by lengths of wooden ladder,
  • fixed in the hillside. These led us round the farther corner of the
  • dump; and when they were at an end, we still persevered over loose
  • rubble and wading deep in poison oak, till we struck a triangular
  • platform, filling up the whole glen, and shut in on either hand by bold
  • projections of the mountain. Only in front the place was open like the
  • proscenium of a theatre, and we looked forth into a great realm of air,
  • and down upon treetops and hilltops, and far and near on wild and varied
  • country. The place still stood as on the day it was deserted: a line of
  • iron rails with a bifurcation; a truck in working order; a world of
  • lumber, old wood, old iron, a blacksmith's forge on one side, half
  • buried in the leaves of dwarf madronas; and on the other, an old brown
  • wooden house.
  • Fanny and I dashed at the house. It consisted of three rooms, and was so
  • plastered against the hill, that one room was right atop of another,
  • that the upper floor was more than twice as large as the lower, and that
  • all three apartments must be entered from a different side or level. Not
  • a window-sash remained. The door of the lower room was smashed, and one
  • panel hung in splinters. We entered that, and found a fair amount of
  • rubbish: sand and gravel that had been sifted in there by the mountain
  • winds; straws, sticks, and stones; a table, a barrel; a plate-rack on
  • the wall; two home-made boot-jacks, signs of miners and their boots; and
  • a pair of papers pinned on the boarding, headed respectively "Funnel No.
  • 1," and "Funnel No. 2," but with the tails torn away. The window,
  • sashless of course, was choked with the green and sweetly smelling
  • foliage of a bay; and through a chink in the floor, a spray of poison
  • oak had shot up and was handsomely prospering in the interior. It was my
  • first care to cut away that poison oak, Fanny standing by at a
  • respectful distance. That was our first improvement by which we took
  • possession.
  • The room immediately above could only be entered by a plank propped
  • against the threshold, along which the intruder must foot it gingerly,
  • clutching for support to sprays of poison oak, the proper product of the
  • country. Herein was, on either hand, a triple tier of beds, where miners
  • had once lain; and the other gable was pierced by a sashless window and
  • a doorless doorway opening on the air of heaven, five feet above the
  • ground. As for the third room, which entered squarely from the ground
  • level, but higher up the hill and farther up the cañon, it contained
  • only rubbish and the uprights for another triple tier of beds.
  • The whole building was overhung by a bold, lion-like, red rock. Poison
  • oak, sweet bay trees, calycanthus, brush, and chaparral, grew freely but
  • sparsely all about it. In front, in the strong sunshine, the platform
  • lay overstrewn with busy litter, as though the labours of the mine might
  • begin again to-morrow in the morning.
  • Following back into the cañon, among the mass of rotting plant and
  • through the flowering bushes, we came to a great crazy staging, with a
  • wry windlass on the top; and clambering up, we could look into an open
  • shaft, leading edgeways down into the bowels of the mountain, trickling
  • with water, and lit by some stray sun-gleams, whence I know not. In that
  • quiet place the still, far-away tinkle of the water-drops was loudly
  • audible. Close by, another shaft led edgeways up into the superincumbent
  • shoulder of the hill. It lay partly open; and sixty or a hundred feet
  • above our head, we could see the strata propped apart by solid wooden
  • wedges, and a pine, half-undermined, precariously nodding on the verge.
  • Here also a rugged, horizontal tunnel ran straight into the unsunned
  • bowels of the rock. This secure angle in the mountain's flank was, even
  • on this wild day, as still as my lady's chamber. But in the tunnel a
  • cold, wet draught tempestuously blew. Nor have I ever known that place
  • otherwise than cold and windy.
  • Such was our first prospect of Juan Silverado. I own I had looked for
  • something different: a clique of neighbourly houses on a village green,
  • we shall say, all empty to be sure, but swept and varnished; a trout
  • stream brawling by; great elms or chestnuts, humming with bees and
  • nested in by song-birds; and the mountains standing round about, as at
  • Jerusalem. Here, mountain and house and the old tools of industry were
  • all alike, rusty and down-falling. The hill was here wedged up, and
  • there poured forth its bowels in a spout of broken mineral; man with his
  • picks and powder, and nature with her own great blasting tools of sun
  • and rain, labouring together at the ruin of that proud mountain. The
  • view up the cañon was a glimpse of devastation; dry red minerals sliding
  • together, here and there a crag, here and there dwarf thicket clinging
  • in the general glissade, and over all a broken outline trenching on the
  • blue of heaven. Downwards indeed, from our rock eyrie, we beheld the
  • greener side of nature; and the bearing of the pine and the sweet smell
  • of bays and nutmegs commended themselves gratefully to our senses. One
  • way and another, now the die was cast. Silverado be it!
  • After we had got back to the Toll House, the Jews were not long of
  • striking forward. But I observed that one of the Hanson lads came down,
  • before their departure, and returned with a ship's kettle. Happy
  • Hansons! Nor was it until after Kelmar was gone, if I remember rightly,
  • that Rufe put in an appearance to arrange the details of our
  • installation.
  • The latter part of the day, Fanny and I sat in the veranda of the Toll
  • House, utterly stunned by the uproar of the wind among the trees on the
  • other side of the valley. Sometimes, we would have it it was like a sea,
  • but it was not various enough for that; and again, we thought it like
  • the roar of a cataract, but it was too changeful for the cataract; and
  • then we would decide, speaking in sleepy voices, that it could be
  • compared with nothing but itself. My mind was entirely preoccupied by
  • the noise. I hearkened to it by the hour, gapingly hearkened, and let my
  • cigarette go out. Sometimes the wind would make a sally nearer hand, and
  • send a shrill, whistling crash among the foliage on our side of the
  • glen; and sometimes a back-draught would strike into the elbow where we
  • sat, and cast the gravel and torn leaves into our faces. But for the
  • most part, this great, streaming gale passed unweariedly by us into Napa
  • Valley, not two hundred yards away visible by the tossing boughs,
  • stunningly audible, and yet not moving a hair upon our heads. So it blew
  • all night long while I was writing up my journal, and after we were in
  • bed, under a cloudless, starset heaven; and so it was blowing still next
  • morning when we rose.
  • It was a laughable thought to us, what had become of our cheerful
  • wandering Hebrews. We could not suppose they had reached a destination.
  • The meanest boy could lead them miles out of their way to see a
  • gopher-hole. Boys we felt to be their special danger; none others were
  • of that exact pitch of cheerful irrelevancy to exercise a kindred sway
  • upon their minds: but before the attractions of a boy their most
  • settled resolutions would be wax. We thought we could follow in fancy
  • these three aged Hebrew truants wandering in and out on hilltop and in
  • thicket, a demon boy trotting far ahead, their will-o'-the-wisp
  • conductor; and at last about midnight, the wind still roaring in the
  • darkness, we had a vision of all three on their knees upon a
  • mountain-top around a glow-worm.
  • III
  • THE RETURN
  • Next morning we were up by half-past five, according to agreement, and
  • it was ten by the clock before our Jew boys returned to pick us up:
  • Kelmar, Mrs. Kelmar, and Abramina, all smiling from ear to ear, and full
  • of tales of the hospitality they had found on the other side. It had not
  • gone unrewarded; for I observed with interest that the ship's kettles,
  • all but one, had been "placed." Three Lake County families, at least,
  • endowed for life with a ship's kettle. Come, this was no misspent
  • Sunday. The absence of the kettles told its own story: our Jews said
  • nothing about them; but, on the other hand, they said many kind and
  • comely things about the people they had met. The two women, in
  • particular, had been charmed out of themselves by the sight of a young
  • girl surrounded by her admirers; all evening, it appeared, they had been
  • triumphing together in the girl's innocent successes, and to this
  • natural and unselfish joy they gave expression in language that was
  • beautiful by its simplicity and truth.
  • Take them for all in all, few people have done my heart more good; they
  • seem so thoroughly entitled to happiness, and to enjoy it in so large a
  • measure and so free from after-thought; almost they persuaded me to be a
  • Jew. There was, indeed, a chink of money in their talk. They
  • particularly commended people who were well to do. "_He_ don't
  • care--ain't it?" was their highest word of commendation to an individual
  • fate; and here I seem to grasp the root of their philosophy--it was to
  • be free from care, to be free to make these Sunday wanderings, that
  • they so eagerly pursued after wealth; and all this carefulness was to be
  • careless. The fine good-humour of all three seemed to declare they had
  • attained their end. Yet there was the other side to it; and the
  • recipients of kettles perhaps cared greatly.
  • No sooner had they returned, than the scene of yesterday began again.
  • The horses were not even tied with a straw rope this time--it was not
  • worth while; and Kelmar disappeared into the bar, leaving them under a
  • tree on the other side of the road. I had to devote myself. I stood
  • under the shadow of that tree for, I suppose, hard upon an hour, and had
  • not the heart to be angry. Once some one remembered me, and brought me
  • out a half a tumblerful of the playful, innocuous American cocktail. I
  • drank it, and lo! veins of living fire ran down my leg; and then a focus
  • of conflagration remained seated in my stomach, not unpleasantly, for a
  • quarter of an hour. I love these sweet, fiery pangs, but I will not
  • court them. The bulk of the time I spent in repeating as much French
  • poetry as I could remember to the horses, who seemed to enjoy it hugely.
  • And now it went--
  • "O ma vieille Font-georges
  • Où volent les rouges-gorges":
  • and again, to a more trampling measure:--
  • "Et tout tremble, Irun, Coïmbre,
  • Santander, Almodovar,
  • Sitôt qu'on entend le timbre
  • Des cymbales de Bivar."
  • The redbreasts and the brooks of Europe, in that dry and songless land;
  • brave old names and wars, strong cities, cymbals, and bright armour, in
  • that nook of the mountain, sacred only to the Indian and the bear! This
  • is still the strangest thing in all man's travelling, that he should
  • carry about with him incongruous memories. There is no foreign land; it
  • is the traveller only that is foreign, and now and again, by a flash of
  • recollection, lights up the contrasts of the earth.
  • But while I was thus wandering in my fancy, great feats had been
  • transacted in the bar. Corwin the bold had fallen, Kelmar was again
  • crowned with laurels, and the last of the ship's kettles had changed
  • hands. If I had ever doubted the purity of Kelmar's motives, if I had
  • ever suspected him of a single eye to business in his eternal dallyings,
  • now at least, when the last kettle was disposed of, my suspicions must
  • have been allayed. I dare not guess how much more time was wasted; nor
  • how often we drove off merely to drive back again and renew interrupted
  • conversations about nothing, before the Toll House was fairly left
  • behind. Alas! and not a mile down the grade there stands a ranche in a
  • sunny vineyard, and here we must all dismount again and enter.
  • Only the old lady was at home, Mrs. Guele, a brown old Swiss dame, the
  • picture of honesty; and with her we drank a bottle of wine and had an
  • age-long conversation, which would have been highly delightful if Fanny
  • and I had not been faint with hunger. The ladies each narrated the story
  • of her marriage, our two Hebrews with the prettiest combination of
  • sentiment and financial bathos. Abramina, specially, endeared herself
  • with every word. She was as simple, natural, and engaging as a kid that
  • should have been brought up to the business of a money-changer. One
  • touch was so resplendently Hebraic that I cannot pass it over. When her
  • "old man" wrote home for her from America, her old man's family would
  • not entrust her with the money for the passage, till she had bound
  • herself by an oath--on her knees, I think she said--not to employ it
  • otherwise. This had tickled Abramina hugely, but I think it tickled me
  • fully more.
  • Mrs. Guele told of her homesickness up here in the long winters; of her
  • honest, country-woman troubles and alarms upon the journey; how in the
  • bank at Frankfort she had feared lest the banker, after having taken her
  • cheque, should deny all knowledge of it--a fear I have myself every
  • time I go to a bank; and how crossing the Lüneburger Heath, an old lady
  • witnessing her trouble and finding whither she was bound, had given her
  • "the blessing of a person eighty years old, which would be sure to bring
  • her safely to the States. And the first thing I did," added Mrs. Guele,
  • "was to fall down-stairs."
  • At length we got out of the house, and some of us into the trap,
  • when--judgment of Heaven!--here came Mr. Guele from his vineyard. So
  • another quarter of an hour went by; till at length, at our earnest
  • pleading, we set forth again in earnest, Fanny and I white-faced and
  • silent but the Jews still smiling. The heart fails me. There was yet
  • another stoppage! And we drove at last into Calistoga past two in the
  • afternoon, Fanny and I having breakfasted at six in the morning, eight
  • mortal hours before. We were a pallid couple; but still the Jews were
  • smiling.
  • So ended our excursion with the village usurers, and, now that it was
  • done, we had no more idea of the nature of the business, nor of the part
  • we had been playing in it, than the child unborn. That all the people we
  • had met were the slaves of Kelmar, though in various degrees of
  • servitude; that we ourselves had been sent up the mountain in the
  • interests of none but Kelmar; that the money we laid out, dollar by
  • dollar, cent by cent, and through the hands of various intermediaries,
  • should all hop ultimately into Kelmar's till; these were facts that we
  • only grew to recognise in the course of time and by the accumulation of
  • evidence. At length all doubt was quieted, when one of the
  • kettle-holders confessed. Stopping his trap in the moonlight, a little
  • way out of Calistoga, he told me, in so many words, that he dare not
  • show face there with an empty pocket. "You see, I don't mind if it was
  • only five dollars, Mr. Stevens," he said, "but I must give Mr. Kelmar
  • _something_."
  • Even now, when the whole tyranny is plain to me, I cannot find it in my
  • heart to be as angry as perhaps I should be with the Hebrew tyrant. The
  • whole game of business is beggar my neighbour; and though perhaps that
  • game looks uglier when played at such close quarters and on so small a
  • scale, it is none the more intrinsically inhumane for that. The village
  • usurer is not so sad a feature of humanity and human progress as the
  • millionaire manufacturer, fattening on the toil and loss of thousands,
  • and yet declaiming from the platform against the greed and dishonesty of
  • landlords. If it were fair for Cobden to buy up land from owners whom he
  • thought unconscious of its proper, value, it was fair enough for my
  • Russian Jew to give credit to his farmers. Kelmar, if he was unconscious
  • of the beam in his own eye, was at least silent in the matter of his
  • brother's mote.
  • THE ACT OF SQUATTING
  • There were four of us squatters--myself and my wife, the King and Queen
  • of Silverado; Lloyd, the Crown Prince; and Chuchu, the Grand Duke.
  • Chuchu, a setter crossed with spaniel, was the most unsuited for a rough
  • life. He had been nurtured tenderly in the society of ladies; his heart
  • was large and soft; he regarded the sofa-cushion as a bed-rock necessary
  • of existence. Though about the size of a sheep, he loved to sit in
  • ladies' laps; he never said a bad word in all his blameless days; and if
  • he had seen a flute, I am sure he could have played upon it by nature.
  • It may seem hard to say it of a dog, but Chuchu was a tame cat.
  • The king and queen, the grand duke, and a basket of cold provender for
  • immediate use, set forth from Calistoga in a double buggy; the crown
  • prince, on horseback, led the way like an outrider. Bags and boxes and a
  • second-hand stove were to follow close upon our heels by Hanson's team.
  • It was a beautiful still day; the sky was one field of azure. Not a leaf
  • moved, not a speck appeared in heaven. Only from the summit of the
  • mountain one little snowy wisp of cloud after another kept detaching
  • itself, like smoke from a volcano, and blowing southward in some high
  • stream of air: Mount Saint Helena still at her interminable task, making
  • the weather, like a Lapland witch.
  • By noon we had come in sight of the mill: a great brown building,
  • half-way up the hill, big as a factory, two stories high, and with tanks
  • and ladders along the roof; which, as a pendicle of Silverado mine, we
  • held to be an outlying province of our own. Thither, then, we went,
  • crossing the valley by a grassy trail; and there lunched out of the
  • basket, sitting in a kind of portico, and wondering, while we ate, at
  • this great bulk of useless building. Through a chink we could look far
  • down into the interior, and see sunbeams floating in the dust and
  • striking on tier after tier of silent, rusty machinery. It cost six
  • thousand dollars, twelve hundred English sovereigns; and now, here it
  • stands deserted, like the temple of a forgotten religion, the busy
  • millers toiling somewhere else. All the time we were there, mill and
  • mill town showed no sign of life; that part of the mountain side, which
  • is very open and green, was tenanted by no living creature but ourselves
  • and the insects; and nothing stirred but the cloud manufactory upon the
  • mountain summit. It was odd to compare this with the former days, when
  • the engine was in full blast, the mill palpitating to its strokes, and
  • the carts came rattling down from Silverado, charged with ore.
  • By two we had been landed at the mine, the buggy was gone again, and we
  • were left to our own reflections and the basket of cold provender, until
  • Hanson should arrive. Hot as it was by the sun, there was something
  • chill in such a home-coming, in that world of wreck and rust, splinter
  • and rolling gravel, where for so many years no fire had smoked.
  • Silverado platform filled the whole width of the cañon. Above, as I have
  • said, this was a wild, red, stony gully in the mountains; but below it
  • was a wooded dingle. And through this, I was told, there had gone a path
  • between the mine and the Toll House--our natural north-west passage to
  • civilisation. I found and followed it, clearing my way as I went through
  • fallen branches and dead trees. It went straight down that steep cañon,
  • till it brought you out abruptly over the roofs of the hotel. There was
  • nowhere any break in the descent. It almost seemed as if, were you to
  • drop a stone down the old iron chute at our platform, it would never
  • rest until it hopped upon the Toll House shingles. Signs were not
  • wanting of the ancient greatness of Silverado. The footpath was well
  • marked, and had been well trodden in the old days by thirsty miners. And
  • far down, buried in foliage, deep out of sight of Silverado, I came on a
  • last outpost of the mine--a mound of gravel, some wreck of wooden
  • aqueduct, and the mouth of a tunnel, like a treasure grotto in a fairy
  • story. A stream of water, fed by the invisible leakage from our shaft,
  • and dyed red with cinnabar or iron, ran trippingly forth out of the
  • bowels of the cave; and, looking far under the arch, I could see
  • something like an iron lantern fastened on the rocky wall. It was a
  • promising spot for the imagination. No boy could have left it
  • unexplored.
  • The stream thenceforward stole along the bottom of the dingle, and made,
  • for that dry land, a pleasant warbling in the leaves. Once, I suppose,
  • it ran splashing down the whole length of the cañon, but now its head
  • waters had been tapped by the shaft at Silverado, and for a great part
  • of its course it wandered sunless among the joints of the mountain. No
  • wonder that it should better its pace when it sees, far before it,
  • daylight whitening in the arch, or that it should come trotting forth
  • into the sunlight with a song.
  • The two stages had gone by when I got down, and the Toll House stood,
  • dozing in sun and dust and silence, like a place enchanted. My mission
  • was after hay for bedding, and that I was readily promised. But when I
  • mentioned that we were waiting for Rufe, the people shook their heads.
  • Rufe was not a regular man anyway, it seemed; and if he got playing
  • poker----Well, poker was too many for Rufe. I had not yet heard them
  • bracketed together; but it seemed a natural conjunction, and commended
  • itself swiftly to my fears; and as soon as I returned to Silverado and
  • had told my story, we practically gave Hanson up, and set ourselves to
  • do what we could find do-able in our desert-island state.
  • The lower room had been the assayer's office. The floor was thick with
  • _débris_--part human, from the former occupants; part natural, sifted in
  • by mountain winds. In a sea of red dust there swam or floated sticks,
  • boards, hay, straw, stones, and paper; ancient newspapers, above
  • all--for the newspaper, especially when torn, soon becomes an
  • antiquity--and bills of the Silverado boarding-house, some dated
  • Silverado, some Calistoga Mine. Here is one, verbatim; and if any one
  • can calculate the scale of charges, he has my envious admiration.
  • Calistoga Mine, May 3rd, 1875.
  • John Stanley
  • To S. Chapman, Cr.
  • To board from April 1st, to April 30 $25 75
  • " " " May 1st, to 3rd 2 00
  • ------
  • 27 75
  • Where is John Stanley mining now? Where is S. Chapman, within whose
  • hospitable walls we were to lodge? The date was but five years old, but
  • in that time the world had changed for Silverado; like Palmyra in the
  • desert, it had outlived its people and its purpose; we camped, like
  • Layard, amid ruins, and these names spoke to us of prehistoric time. A
  • boot-jack, a pair of boots, a dog-hutch, and these bills of Mr.
  • Chapman's were the only speaking relics that we disinterred from all
  • that vast Silverado rubbish-heap; but what would I not have given to
  • unearth a letter, a pocket-book, a diary, only a ledger, or a roll of
  • names, to take me back, in a more personal manner, to the past? It
  • pleases me, besides, to fancy that Stanley or Chapman, or one of their
  • companions, may light upon this chronicle, and be struck by the name,
  • and read some news of their anterior home, coming, as it were, out of a
  • subsequent epoch of history in that quarter of the world.
  • As we were tumbling the mingled rubbish on the floor, kicking it with
  • our feet, and groping for these written evidences of the past, Lloyd,
  • with a somewhat whitened face, produced a paper bag. "What's this?" said
  • he. It contained a granulated powder, something the colour of Gregory's
  • Mixture, but rosier; and as there were several of the bags, and each
  • more or less broken, the powder was spread widely on the floor. Had any
  • of us ever seen giant powder? No, nobody had; and instantly there grew
  • up in my mind a shadowy belief, verging with every moment nearer to
  • certitude, that I had somewhere heard somebody describe it as just such
  • a powder as the one around us. I have learnt since that it is a
  • substance not unlike tallow, and is made up in rolls for all the world
  • like tallow candles.
  • Fanny, to add to our happiness, told us a story of a gentleman who had
  • camped one night, like ourselves, by a deserted mine. He was a handy,
  • thrifty fellow, and looked right and left for plunder, but all he could
  • lay his hands on was a can of oil. After dark he had to see to the
  • horses with a lantern; and not to miss an opportunity, filled up his
  • lamp from the oil can. Thus equipped, he set forth into the forest. A
  • little while after, his friends heard a loud explosion; the mountain
  • echoes bellowed, and then all was still. On examination, the can proved
  • to contain oil, with the trifling addition of nitro-glycerine; but no
  • research disclosed a trace of either man or lantern.
  • It was a pretty sight, after this anecdote, to see us sweeping out the
  • giant powder. It seemed never to be far enough away. And, after all, it
  • was only some rock pounded for assay.
  • So much for the lower room. We scraped some of the rougher dirt off the
  • floor, and left it. That was our sitting-room and kitchen, though there
  • was nothing to sit upon but the table, and no provision for a fire
  • except a hole in the roof of the room above, which had once contained
  • the chimney of a stove.
  • To that upper room we now proceeded. There were the eighteen bunks in a
  • double tier, nine on either hand, where from eighteen to thirty-six
  • miners had once snored together all night long, John Stanley, perhaps,
  • snoring loudest. There was the roof, with a hole in it through which the
  • sun now shot an arrow. There was the floor, in much the same state as
  • the one below, though, perhaps, there was more hay, and certainly there
  • was the added ingredient of broken glass, the man who stole the
  • window-frames having apparently made a miscarriage with this one.
  • Without a broom, without hay or bedding, we could but look about us with
  • a beginning of despair. The one bright arrow of day, in that gaunt and
  • shattered barrack, made the rest look dirtier and darker, and the sight
  • drove us at last into the open.
  • Here, also, the handiwork of man lay ruined: but the plants were all
  • alive and thriving; the view below was fresh with the colours of nature;
  • and we had exchanged a dim, human garret for a corner, even although it
  • were untidy, of the blue hall of heaven. Not a bird, not a beast, not a
  • reptile. There was no noise in that part of the world, save when we
  • passed beside the staging, and heard the water musically falling in the
  • shaft.
  • We wandered to and fro. We searched among that drift of lumber--wood and
  • iron, nails and rails, and sleepers and the wheels of trucks. We gazed
  • up the cleft into the bosom of the mountain. We sat by the margin of the
  • dump and saw, far below us, the green treetops standing still in the
  • clear air. Beautiful perfumes, breaths of bay, resin, and nutmeg, came
  • to us more often and grew sweeter and sharper as the afternoon declined.
  • But still there was no word of Hanson.
  • I set to with pick and shovel, and deepened the pool behind the shaft,
  • till we were sure of sufficient water for the morning; and by the time I
  • had finished, the sun had begun to go down behind the mountain shoulder,
  • the platform was plunged in quiet shadow, and a chill descended from the
  • sky. Night began early in our cleft. Before us, over the margin of the
  • dump, we could see the sun still striking aslant into the wooded nick
  • below, and on the battlemented, pine-bescattered ridges on the farther
  • side.
  • There was no stove, of course, and no hearth in our lodging, so we
  • betook ourselves to the blacksmith's forge across the platform. If the
  • platform be taken as a stage, and the out-curving margin of the dump to
  • represent the line of the footlights, then our house would be the first
  • wing on the actor's left, and this blacksmith's forge, although no match
  • for it in size, the foremost on the right. It was a low, brown cottage,
  • planted close against the hill, and overhung by the foliage and peeling
  • boughs of a madrona thicket. Within it was full of dead leaves and
  • mountain dust, and rubbish from the mine. But we soon had a good fire
  • brightly blazing, and sat close about it on impromptu seats. Chuchu, the
  • slave of sofa cushions, whimpered for a softer bed; but the rest of us
  • were greatly revived and comforted by that good creature--fire, which
  • gives us warmth and light and companionable sounds, and colours up the
  • emptiest building with better than frescoes. For awhile it was even
  • pleasant in the forge, with the blaze in the midst, and a look over our
  • shoulders on the woods and mountains where the day was dying like a
  • dolphin.
  • It was between seven and eight before Hanson arrived, with a waggonful
  • of our effects and two of his wife's relatives to lend him a hand. The
  • elder showed surprising strength. He would pick up a huge packing-case,
  • full of books, of all things, swing it on his shoulder, and away up the
  • two crazy ladders and the breakneck spout of rolling mineral, familiarly
  • termed a path, that led from the cart-track to our house. Even for a man
  • unburthened, the ascent was toilsome and precarious; but Irvine scaled
  • it with a light foot, carrying box after box, as the hero whisks the
  • stage child up the practicable footway beside the waterfall of the fifth
  • act. With so strong a helper, the business was speedily transacted. Soon
  • the assayer's office was thronged with our belongings, piled
  • higgledy-piggledy, and upside down, about the floor. There were our
  • boxes, indeed, but my wife had left her keys in Calistoga. There was the
  • stove, but, alas! our carriers had forgot the chimney, and lost one of
  • the plates along the road. The Silverado problem was scarce solved.
  • Rufe himself was grave and good-natured over his share of blame; he
  • even, if I remember right, expressed regret. But his crew, to my
  • astonishment and anger, grinned from ear to ear, and laughed aloud at
  • our distress. They thought it "real funny" about the stovepipe they had
  • forgotten; "real funny" that they should have lost a plate. As for hay,
  • the whole party refused to bring us any till they should have supped.
  • See how late they were! Never had there been such a job as coming up
  • that grade! Nor often, I suspect, such a game of poker as that before
  • they started. But about nine, as a particular favour, we should have
  • some hay.
  • So they took their departure, leaving me still staring, and we resigned
  • ourselves to wait for their return. The fire in the forge had been
  • suffered to go out, and we were one and all too weary to kindle another.
  • We dined, or not to take that word in vain, we ate after a fashion, in
  • the nightmare disorder of the assayer's office, perched among boxes. A
  • single candle lighted us. It could scarce be called a house-warming; for
  • there was, of course, no fire, and with the two open doors and the open
  • window gaping on the night, like breaches in a fortress, it began to
  • grow rapidly chill. Talk ceased; nobody moved but the unhappy Chuchu,
  • still in quest of sofa-cushions, who tumbled complainingly among the
  • trunks. It required a certain happiness of disposition to look forward
  • hopefully, from so dismal a beginning, across the brief hours of night,
  • to the warm shining of to-morrow's sun.
  • But the hay arrived at last, and we turned, with our last spark of
  • courage, to the bedroom. We had improved the entrance, but it was still
  • a kind of rope-walking; and it would have been droll to see us
  • mounting, one after another, by candle light, under the open stars.
  • The western door--that which looked up the cañon, and through which we
  • entered by our bridge of flying plank--was still entire, a handsome,
  • panelled door, the most finished piece of carpentry in Silverado. And
  • the two lowest bunks next to this we roughly filled with hay for that
  • night's use. Through the opposite, or eastern-looking gable, with its
  • open door and window, a faint, diffused starshine came into the room
  • like mist; and when we were once in bed, we lay, awaiting sleep, in a
  • haunted, incomplete obscurity. At first the silence of the night was
  • utter. Then a high wind began in the distance among the treetops, and
  • for hours continued to grow higher. It seemed to me much such a wind as
  • we had found on our visit; yet here in our open chamber we were fanned
  • only by gentle and refreshing draughts, so deep was the cañon, so close
  • our house was planted under the overhanging rock.
  • THE HUNTER'S FAMILY
  • There is quite a large race or class of people in America, for whom we
  • scarcely seem to have a parallel in England. Of pure white blood, they
  • are unknown or unrecognisable in towns; inhabit the fringe of
  • settlements and the deep, quiet places of the country; rebellious to all
  • labour, and pettily thievish, like the English gipsies; rustically
  • ignorant, but with a touch of woodlore and the dexterity of the savage.
  • Whence they came is a moot point. At the time of the war, they poured
  • north in thousands to escape the conscription; lived during summer on
  • fruits, wild animals, and petty theft; and at the approach of winter,
  • when these supplies failed, built great fires in the forest, and there
  • died stoically by starvation. They are widely scattered, however, and
  • easily recognised. Loutish, but not ill-looking, they will sit all day,
  • swinging their legs on a field fence, the mind seemingly as devoid of
  • all reflection as a Suffolk peasant's, careless of politics, for the
  • most part incapable of reading, but with a rebellious vanity and a
  • strong sense of independence. Hunting is their most congenial business,
  • or, if the occasion offers, a little amateur detection. In tracking a
  • criminal, following a particular horse along a beaten highway, and
  • drawing inductions from a hair or a footprint, one of these somnolent,
  • grinning Hodges will suddenly display activity of body and finesse of
  • mind. By their names ye may know them, the women figuring as Loveina,
  • Larsenia, Serena, Leanna, Orreana; the men answering to Alvin, Alva, or
  • Orion, pronounced Orrion, with the accent on the first. Whether they are
  • indeed a race, or whether this is the form of degeneracy common to all
  • backwoodsmen, they are at least known by a generic byword, as Poor
  • Whites or Low-downers.
  • I will not say that the Hanson family was Poor White, because the name
  • savours of offence; but I may go as far as this--they were, in many
  • points, not unsimilar to the people usually so called. Rufe himself
  • combined two of the qualifications, for he was both a hunter and an
  • amateur detective. It was he who pursued Russel and Dollar, the robbers
  • of the Lake Port stage, and captured them the very morning after the
  • exploit, while they were still sleeping in a hayfield. Russel, a drunken
  • Scotch carpenter, was even an acquaintance of his own, and he expressed
  • much grave commiseration for his fate. In all that he said and did, Rufe
  • was grave. I never saw him hurried. When he spoke, he took out his pipe
  • with ceremonial deliberation, looked east and west, and then, in quiet
  • tones and few words, stated his business or told his story. His gait was
  • to match; it would never have surprised you if, at any step, he had
  • turned round and walked away again, so warily and slowly, and with so
  • much seeming hesitation did he go about. He lay long in bed in the
  • morning--rarely, indeed, rose before noon; he loved all games, from
  • poker to clerical croquet; and in the Toll House croquet ground I have
  • seen him toiling at the latter with the devotion of a curate. He took an
  • interest in education, was an active member of the local school-board,
  • and when I was there, he had recently lost the schoolhouse key. His
  • waggon was broken, but it never seemed to occur to him to mend it. Like
  • all truly idle people, he had an artistic eye. He chose the print stuff
  • for his wife's dresses, and counselled her in the making of a patch-work
  • quilt, always, as she thought, wrongly, but to the more educated eye,
  • always with bizarre and admirable taste--the taste of an Indian. With
  • all this, he was a perfect, unoffending gentleman in word and act. Take
  • his clay pipe from him, and he was fit for any society but that of
  • fools. Quiet as he was, there burned a deep, permanent excitement in his
  • dark blue eyes; and when this grave man smiled, it was like sunshine in
  • a shady place.
  • Mrs. Hanson (_née_, if you please, Lovelands) was more commonplace than
  • her lord. She was a comely woman, too, plump, fair-coloured, with
  • wonderful white teeth; and in her print dresses (chosen by Rufe) and
  • with a large sunbonnet shading her valued complexion, made, I assure
  • you, a very agreeable figure. But she was on the surface, what there was
  • of her, out-spoken and loud-spoken. Her noisy laughter had none of the
  • charm of one of Hanson's rare, slow-spreading smiles; there was no
  • reticence, no mystery, no manner about the woman: she was a first-class
  • dairymaid, but her husband was an unknown quantity between the savage
  • and the nobleman. She was often in and out with us, merry, and healthy,
  • and fair; he came far seldomer--only, indeed, when there was business,
  • or now and again, to pay a visit of ceremony, brushed up for the
  • occasion, with his wife on his arm, and a clean clay pipe in his teeth.
  • These visits, in our forest state, had quite the air of an event, and
  • turned our red cañon into a salon.
  • Such was the pair who ruled in the old Silverado Hotel, among the windy
  • trees, on the mountain shoulder overlooking the whole length of Napa
  • Valley, as the man aloft looks down on the ship's deck. There they kept
  • house, with sundry horses and fowls, and a family of sons, Daniel
  • Webster, and I think George Washington, among the number. Nor did they
  • want visitors. An old gentleman, of singular stolidity, and called
  • Breedlove--I think he had crossed the plains in the same caravan with
  • Rufe--housed with them for awhile during our stay; and they had besides
  • a permanent lodger, in the form of Mrs. Hanson's brother, Irvine
  • Lovelands. I spell Irvine by guess; for I could get no information on
  • the subject, just as I could never find out, in spite of many inquiries,
  • whether or not Rufe was a contraction for Rufus. They were all
  • cheerfully at sea about their names in that generation. And this is
  • surely the more notable where the names are all so strange, and even
  • the family names appear to have been coined. At one time, at least, the
  • ancestors of all these Alvins and Alvas, Loveinas, Lovelands, and
  • Breedloves, must have taken serious council and found a certain poetry
  • in these denominations; that must have been, then, their form of
  • literature. But still times change; and their next descendants, the
  • George Washingtons and Daniel Websters, will at least be clear upon the
  • point. And anyway, and however his name should be spelt, this Irvine
  • Lovelands was the most unmitigated Caliban I ever knew.
  • Our very first morning at Silverado, when we were full of business,
  • patching up doors and windows, making beds and seats, and getting our
  • rough lodging into shape, Irvine and his sister made their appearance
  • together, she for neighbourliness and general curiosity; he, because he
  • was working for me, to my sorrow, cutting firewood at I forget how much
  • a day. The way that he set about cutting wood was characteristic. We
  • were at that moment patching up and unpacking in the kitchen. Down he
  • sat on one side, and down sat his sister on the other. Both were chewing
  • pine-tree gum, and he, to my annoyance, accompanied that simple pleasure
  • with profuse expectoration. She rattled away, talking up hill and down
  • dale, laughing, tossing her head, showing her brilliant teeth. He looked
  • on in silence, now spitting heavily on the floor, now putting his head
  • back and uttering a loud, discordant, joyless laugh. He had a tangle of
  • shock hair, the colour of wool; his mouth was a grin; although as strong
  • as a horse, he looked neither heavy nor yet adroit, only leggy, coltish,
  • and in the road. But it was plain he was in high spirits, thoroughly
  • enjoying his visit; and he laughed frankly whenever we failed to
  • accomplish what we were about. This was scarcely helpful; it was even,
  • to amateur carpenters, embarrassing; but it lasted until we knocked off
  • work and began to get dinner. Then Mrs. Hanson remembered she should
  • have been gone an hour ago; and the pair retired, and the lady's
  • laughter died away among the nutmegs down the path. That was Irvine's
  • first day's work in my employment--the devil take him!
  • The next morning he returned and, as he was this time alone, he bestowed
  • his conversation upon us with great liberality. He prided himself on his
  • intelligence; asked us if we knew the school-ma'am. _He_ didn't think
  • much of her, anyway. He had tried her, he had. He had put a question to
  • her. If a tree a hundred feet high were to fall a foot a day, how long
  • would it take to fall right down? She had not been able to solve the
  • problem. "She don't know nothing," he opined. He told us how a friend of
  • his kept a school with a revolver, and chuckled mightily over that; his
  • friend could teach school, he could. All the time he kept chewing gum
  • and spitting. He would stand awhile looking down; and then he would toss
  • back his shock of hair, and laugh hoarsely, and spit, and bring forward
  • a new subject. A man, he told us, who bore a grudge against him, had
  • poisoned his dog. "That was a low thing for a man to do now, wasn't it?
  • It wasn't like a man, that, nohow. But I got even with him: I pisoned
  • _his_ dog." His clumsy utterance, his rude embarrassed manner, set a
  • fresh value on the stupidity of his remarks. I do not think I ever
  • appreciated the meaning of two words until I knew Irvine--the verb,
  • loaf, and the noun, oaf; between them, they complete his portrait. He
  • could lounge, and wriggle, and rub himself against the wall, and grin,
  • and be more in everybody's way than any other two people that I ever set
  • my eyes on. Nothing that he did became him; and yet you were conscious
  • that he was one of your own race, that his mind was cumbrously at work,
  • revolving the problem of existence like a quid of gum, and in his own
  • cloudy manner enjoying life, and passing judgment on his fellows. Above
  • all things, he was delighted with himself. You would not have thought
  • it, from his uneasy manners and troubled, struggling utterance; but he
  • loved himself to the marrow, and was happy and proud like a peacock on
  • a rail.
  • His self-esteem was, indeed, the one joint in his harness. He could be
  • got to work, and even kept at work, by flattery. As long as my wife
  • stood over him, crying out how strong he was, so long exactly he would
  • stick to the matter in hand; and the moment she turned her back, or
  • ceased to praise him, he would stop. His physical strength was
  • wonderful; and to have a woman stand by and admire his achievements,
  • warmed his heart like sunshine. Yet he was as cowardly as he was
  • powerful, and felt no shame in owning to the weakness. Something was
  • once wanted from the crazy platform over the shaft, and he at once
  • refused to venture there--"did not like," as he said, "foolin' round
  • them kind o' places," and let my wife go instead of him, looking on with
  • a grin. Vanity, where it rules, is usually more heroic; but Irvine
  • steadily approved himself, and expected others to approve him; rather
  • looked down upon my wife, and decidedly expected her to look up to him,
  • on the strength of his superior prudence.
  • Yet the strangest part of the whole matter was perhaps this, that Irvine
  • was as beautiful as a statue. His features were, in themselves, perfect;
  • it was only his cloudy, uncouth, and coarse expression that disfigured
  • them. So much strength residing in so spare a frame was proof sufficient
  • of the accuracy of his shape. He must have been built somewhat after the
  • pattern of Jack Sheppard; but the famous housebreaker, we may be
  • certain, was no lout. It was by the extraordinary powers of his mind no
  • less than by the vigour of his body, that he broke his strong prison
  • with such imperfect implements, turning the very obstacles to surface.
  • Irvine, in the same case, would have sat down and spat, and grumbled
  • curses. He had the soul of a fat sheep; but, regarded as an artist's
  • model, the exterior of a Greek god. It was a cruel thought to persons
  • less favoured in their birth, that this creature, endowed--to use the
  • language of theatres--with extraordinary "means," should so manage to
  • misemploy them that he looked ugly and almost deformed. It was only by
  • an effort of abstraction, and after many days, that you discovered what
  • he was.
  • By playing on the oaf's conceit, and standing closely over him, we got a
  • path made round the corner of the dump to our door, so that we could
  • come and go with decent ease; and he even enjoyed the work, for in that
  • there were boulders to be plucked up bodily, bushes to be uprooted, and
  • other occasions for athletic display: but cutting wood was a different
  • matter. Anybody could cut wood; and, besides, my wife was tired of
  • supervising him, and had other things to attend to. And in short, days
  • went by, and Irvine came daily, and talked and lounged and spat; but the
  • firewood remained intact as sleepers on the platform or growing trees
  • upon the mountain-side. Irvine, as a woodcutter, we could tolerate; but
  • Irvine as a friend of the family, at so much a day, was too bald an
  • imposition, and at length, on the afternoon of the fourth or fifth day
  • of our connection, I explained to him, as clearly as I could, the light
  • in which I had grown to regard his presence. I pointed out to him that I
  • could not continue to give him a salary for spitting on the floor; and
  • this expression, which came after a good many others, at last penetrated
  • his obdurate wits. He rose at once, and said if that was the way he was
  • going to be spoke to, he reckoned he would quit. And, no one
  • interposing, he departed.
  • So far, so good. But we had no firewood. The next afternoon, I strolled
  • down to Rufe's and consulted him on the subject. It was a very droll
  • interview, in the large, bare north room of the Silverado Hotel, Mrs.
  • Hanson's patchwork on a frame, and Rufe, and his wife, and I, and the
  • oaf himself, all more or less embarrassed. Rufe announced there was
  • nobody in the neighbourhood but Irvine who could do a day's work for
  • anybody. Irvine, thereupon, refused to have any more to do with my
  • service; he "wouldn't work no more for a man as had spoke to him 's I
  • had done." I found myself on the point of the last humiliation--driven
  • to beseech the creature whom I had just dismissed with insult: but I
  • took the high hand in despair, said there must be no talk of Irvine
  • coming back unless matters were to be differently managed; that I would
  • rather chop firewood for myself than be fooled; and, in short, the
  • Hansons being eager for the lad's hire, I so imposed upon them with
  • merely affected resolution, that they ended by begging me to re-employ
  • him again, on a solemn promise that he should be more industrious. The
  • promise, I am bound to say, was kept. We soon had a fine pile of
  • firewood at our door; and if Caliban gave me the cold shoulder and
  • spared me his conversation, I thought none the worse of him for that,
  • nor did I find my days much longer for the deprivation.
  • The leading spirit of the family was, I am inclined to fancy, Mrs.
  • Hanson. Her social brilliancy somewhat dazzled the others, and she had
  • more of the small change of sense. It was she who faced Kelmar, for
  • instance; and perhaps if she had been alone, Kelmar would have had no
  • rule within her doors. Rufe, to be sure, had a fine, sober, open-air
  • attitude of mind, seeing the world without exaggeration--perhaps, we may
  • even say, without enough; for he lacked, along with the others, that
  • commercial idealism which puts so high a value on time and money. Sanity
  • itself is a kind of convention. Perhaps Rufe was wrong; but, looking on
  • life plainly, he was unable to see that croquet or poker were in any way
  • less important than, for instance, mending his waggon. Even his own
  • profession, hunting, was dear to him mainly as a sort of play; even that
  • he would have neglected, had it not appealed to his imagination. His
  • hunting suit, for instance, had cost I should be afraid to say how many
  • bucks--the currency in which he paid his way; it was all befringed,
  • after the Indian fashion, and it was dear to his heart. The pictorial
  • side of his daily business was never forgotten. He was even anxious to
  • stand for his picture in those buckskin, hunting clothes; and I remember
  • how he once warmed almost into enthusiasm, his dark blue eyes growing
  • perceptibly larger, as he planned the composition in which he should
  • appear, "with the horns of some real big bucks, and dogs, and a camp on
  • a crick" (creek, stream).
  • There was no trace in Irvine of this woodland poetry. He did not care
  • for hunting, nor yet for buckskin suits. He had never observed scenery.
  • The world, as it appeared to him, was almost obliterated by his own
  • great grinning figure in the foreground: Caliban-Malvolio. And it seems
  • to me as if, in the persons of these brothers-in-law, we had the two
  • sides of rusticity fairly well represented: the hunter living really in
  • nature; the clodhopper living merely out of society; the one bent up in
  • every corporal agent to capacity in one pursuit, doing at least one
  • thing keenly and thoughtfully, and thoroughly alive to all that touches
  • it; the other in the inert and bestial state, walking in a faint dream,
  • and taking so dim an impression of the myriad sides of life that he is
  • truly conscious of nothing but himself. It is only in the fastnesses of
  • nature, forests, mountains, and the back of man's beyond, that a
  • creature endowed with five senses can grow up into the perfection of
  • this crass and earthly vanity. In towns or the busier country sides, he
  • is roughly reminded of other men's existence; and if he learns no more,
  • he learns at least to fear contempt. But Irvine had come scathless
  • through life, conscious only of himself, of his great strength and
  • intelligence; and in the silence of the universe, to which he did not
  • listen, dwelling with delight on the sound of his own thoughts.
  • THE SEA-FOGS
  • A change in the colour of the light usually called me in the morning. By
  • a certain hour, the long, vertical chinks in our western gable, where
  • the boards had shrunk and separated, flashed suddenly into my eyes as
  • stripes of dazzling blue, at once so dark and splendid that I used to
  • marvel how the qualities could be combined. At an earlier hour, the
  • heavens in that quarter were still quietly coloured, but the shoulder of
  • the mountain which shuts in the cañon already glowed with sunlight in a
  • wonderful compound of gold and rose and green; and this too would
  • kindle, although more mildly and with rainbow tints, the fissures of our
  • crazy gable. If I were sleeping heavily, it was the bold blue that
  • struck me awake; if more lightly, then I would come to myself in that
  • earlier and fairer light.
  • One Sunday morning, about five, the first brightness called me. I rose
  • and turned to the east, not for my devotions, but for air. The night had
  • been very still. The little private gale that blew every evening in our
  • cañon, for ten minutes or perhaps a quarter of an hour, had swiftly
  • blown itself out; in the hours that followed not a sigh of wind had
  • shaken the treetops; and our barracks, for all its breaches, was less
  • fresh that morning than of wont. But I had no sooner reached the window
  • than I forgot all else in the sight that met my eyes, and I made but two
  • bounds into my clothes, and down the crazy plank to the platform.
  • The sun was still concealed below the opposite hilltops, though it was
  • shining already, not twenty feet above my head, on our own mountain
  • slope. But the scene, beyond a few near features, was entirely changed.
  • Napa Valley was gone; gone were all the lower slopes and woody
  • foot-hills of the range; and in their place, not a thousand feet below
  • me, rolled a great level ocean. It was as though I had gone to bed the
  • night before, safe in a nook of inland mountains, and had awakened in a
  • bay upon the coast. I had seen these inundations from below; at
  • Calistoga I had risen and gone abroad in the early morning, coughing and
  • sneezing, under fathoms on fathoms of grey sea-vapour, like a cloudy
  • sky--a dull sight for the artist, and a painful experience for the
  • invalid. But to sit aloft one's self in the pure air and under the
  • unclouded dome of heaven, and thus look down on the submergence of the
  • valley, was strangely different and even delightful to the eyes. Far
  • away were hilltops like little islands. Nearer, a smoky surf beat about
  • the foot of precipices and poured into all the coves of these rough
  • mountains. The colour of that fog ocean was a thing never to be
  • forgotten. For an instant, among the Hebrides and just about sundown, I
  • have seen something like it on the sea itself. But the white was not so
  • opaline; nor was there, what surprisingly increased the effect, that
  • breathless, crystal stillness over all. Even in its gentlest moods the
  • salt sea travails, moaning among the weeds or lisping on the sand; but
  • that vast fog ocean lay in a trance of silence, nor did the sweet air of
  • the morning tremble with a sound.
  • As I continued to sit upon the dump, I began to observe that this sea
  • was not so level as at first sight it appeared to be. Away in the
  • extreme south, a little hill of fog arose against the sky above the
  • general surface, and as it had already caught the sun, it shone on the
  • horizon like the topsails of some giant ship. There were huge waves,
  • stationary, as it seemed, like waves in a frozen sea; and yet, as I
  • looked again, I was not sure but they were moving after all, with a slow
  • and august advance. And while I was yet doubting, a promontory of the
  • hills some four or five miles away, conspicuous by a bouquet of tall
  • pines, was in a single instant overtaken and swallowed up. It appeared
  • in a little, with its pines, but this time as an islet, and only to be
  • swallowed up once more and then for good. This set me looking nearer,
  • and I saw that in every cove along the line of mountains the fog was
  • being piled in higher and higher, as though by some wind that was
  • inaudible to me. I could trace its progress, one pine-tree first growing
  • hazy and then disappearing after another; although sometimes there was
  • none of this fore-running haze, but the whole opaque white ocean gave a
  • start and swallowed a piece of mountain at a gulp. It was to flee these
  • poisonous fogs that I had left the seaboard, and climbed so high among
  • the mountains. And now, behold, here came the fog to besiege me in my
  • chosen altitudes, and yet came so beautifully that my first thought was
  • of welcome.
  • The sun had now gotten much higher, and through all the gaps of the
  • hills it cast long bars of gold across that white ocean. An eagle, or
  • some other very great bird of the mountain, came wheeling over the
  • nearer pine-tops, and hung, poised and something sideways, as if to look
  • abroad on that unwonted desolation, spying, perhaps with terror, for the
  • eyries of her comrades. Then, with a long cry, she disappeared again
  • towards Lake County and the clearer air. At length it seemed to me as if
  • the flood were beginning to subside. The old landmarks, by whose
  • disappearance I had measured its advance, here a crag, there a brave
  • pine-tree, now began, in the inverse order, to make their reappearance
  • into daylight. I judged all danger of the fog was over. This was not
  • Noah's flood; it was but a morning spring, and would now drift out
  • seaward whence it came. So, mightily relieved, and a good deal
  • exhilarated by the sight, I went into the house to light the fire.
  • I suppose it was nearly seven when I once more mounted the platform to
  • look abroad. The fog ocean had swelled up enormously since last I saw
  • it; and a few hundred feet below me, in the deep gap where the Toll
  • House stands and the road runs through into Lake County, it had already
  • topped the slope, and was pouring over and down the other side like
  • driving smoke. The wind had climbed along with it; and though I was
  • still in calm air, I could see the trees tossing below me, and their
  • long, strident sighing mounted to me where I stood.
  • Half an hour later, the fog had surmounted all the ridge on the opposite
  • side of the gap, though a shoulder of the mountain still warded it out
  • of our cañon. Napa Valley and its bounding hills were now utterly
  • blotted out. The fog, sunny white in the sunshine, was pouring over into
  • Lake County in a huge, ragged cataract, tossing tree-tops appearing and
  • disappearing in the spray. The air struck with a little chill, and set
  • me coughing. It smelt strong of the fog, like the smell of a
  • washing-house, but with a shrewd tang of the sea salt.
  • Had it not been for two things--the sheltering spur which answered as a
  • dyke, and the great valley on the other side which rapidly engulfed
  • whatever mounted--our own little platform in the cañon must have been
  • already buried a hundred feet in salt and poisonous air. As it was, the
  • interest of the scene entirely occupied our minds. We were set just out
  • of the wind, and but just above the fog; we could listen to the voice of
  • the one as to music on the stage; we could plunge our eyes down into the
  • other, as into some flowing stream from over the parapet of a bridge;
  • thus we looked on upon a strange, impetuous, silent, shifting exhibition
  • of the powers of nature, and saw the familiar landscape changing from
  • moment to moment like figures in a dream.
  • The imagination loves to trifle with what is not. Had this been indeed
  • the deluge, I should have felt more strongly, but the emotion would have
  • been similar in kind. I played with the idea, as the child flees in
  • delighted terror from the creations of his fancy. The look of the thing
  • helped me. And when at last I began to flee up the mountain, it was
  • indeed partly to escape from the raw air that kept me coughing, but it
  • was also part in play.
  • As I ascended the mountain-side, I came once more to overlook the upper
  • surface of the fog; but it wore a different appearance from what I had
  • beheld at daybreak. For, first, the sun now fell on it from high
  • overhead, and its surface shone and undulated like a great nor'land moor
  • country, sheeted with untrodden morning snow. And next the new level
  • must have been a thousand or fifteen hundred feet higher than the old,
  • so that only five or six points of all the broken country below me,
  • still stood out. Napa Valley was now one with Sonoma on the west. On the
  • hither side, only a thin scattered fringe of bluffs was unsubmerged; and
  • through all the gaps the fog was pouring over, like an ocean, into the
  • blue clear sunny country on the east. There it was soon lost; for it
  • fell instantly into the bottom of the valleys, following the water-shed;
  • and the hill-tops in that quarter were still clear cut upon the eastern
  • sky.
  • Through the Toll House gap and over the near ridges on the other side,
  • the deluge was immense. A spray of thin vapour was thrown high above it,
  • rising and falling, and blown into fantastic shapes. The speed of its
  • course was like a mountain torrent. Here and there a few treetops were
  • discovered and then whelmed again; and for one second, the bough of a
  • dead pine beckoned out of the spray like the arm of a drowning man. But
  • still the imagination was dissatisfied, still the ear waited for
  • something more. Had this indeed been water (as it seemed so, to the
  • eye), with what a plunge of reverberating thunder would it have rolled
  • upon its course, disembowelling mountains and deracinating pines! And
  • yet water it was, and sea-water at that--true Pacific billows, only
  • somewhat rarefied, rolling in mid-air among the hilltops.
  • I climbed still higher, among the red rattling gravel and dwarf
  • underwood of Mount Saint Helena, until I could look right down upon
  • Silverado, and admire the favoured nook in which it lay. The sunny plain
  • of fog was several hundred feet higher; behind the protecting spur a
  • gigantic accumulation of cottony vapour threatened, with every second,
  • to blow over and submerge our homestead; but the vortex setting past the
  • Toll House was too strong; and there lay our little platform, in the
  • arms of the deluge, but still enjoying its unbroken sunshine. About
  • eleven, however, thin spray came flying over the friendly buttress, and
  • I began to think the fog had hunted out its Jonah after all. But it was
  • the last effort. The wind veered while we were at dinner, and began to
  • blow squally from the mountain summit; and by half-past one, all that
  • world of sea-fogs was utterly routed and flying here and there into the
  • south in little rags of cloud. And instead of a lone sea-beach, we found
  • ourselves once more inhabiting a high mountain-side, with the clear
  • green country far below us, and the light smoke of Calistoga blowing in
  • the air.
  • This was the great Russian campaign for that season. Now and then, in
  • the early morning, a little white lakelet of fog would be seen far down
  • in Napa Valley; but the heights were not again assailed, nor was the
  • surrounding world again shut off from Silverado.
  • THE TOLL HOUSE
  • The Toll House, standing alone by the wayside under nodding pines, with
  • its streamlet and water-tank; its backwoods, toll-bar, and well-trodden
  • croquet ground; the ostler standing by the stable door, chewing a straw;
  • a glimpse of the Chinese cook in the back parts; and Mr. Hoddy in the
  • bar, gravely alert and serviceable, and equally anxious to lend or
  • borrow books;--dozed all day in the dusty sunshine, more than half
  • asleep. There were no neighbours, except the Hansons up the hill. The
  • traffic on the road was infinitesimal; only, at rare intervals, a couple
  • in a waggon, or a dusty farmer on a spring-board, toiling over "the
  • grade" to that metropolitan hamlet, Calistoga; and, at the fixed hours,
  • the passage of the stages.
  • The nearest building was the schoolhouse, down the road; and the
  • school-ma'am boarded at the Toll House, walking thence in the morning to
  • the little brown shanty, where she taught the young ones of the
  • district, and returning thither pretty weary in the afternoon. She had
  • chosen this outlying situation, I understood, for her health. Mr. Corwin
  • was consumptive; so was Rufe; so was Mr. Jennings, the engineer. In
  • short, the place was a kind of small Davos: consumptive folk consorting
  • on a hilltop in the most unbroken idleness. Jennings never did anything
  • that I could see, except now and then to fish, and generally to sit
  • about in the bar and the veranda, waiting for something to happen.
  • Corwin and Rufe did as little as possible; and if the school-ma'am, poor
  • lady, had to work pretty hard all morning, she subsided when it was over
  • into much the same dazed beatitude as all the rest.
  • Her special corner was the parlour--a very genteel room, with Bible
  • prints, a crayon portrait of Mrs. Corwin in the height of fashion, a few
  • years ago, another of her son (Mr. Corwin was not represented), a
  • mirror, and a selection of dried grasses. A large book was laid
  • religiously on the table--"From Palace to Hovel," I believe, its
  • name--full of the raciest experiences in England. The author had mingled
  • freely with all classes, the nobility particularly meeting him with open
  • arms; and I must say that traveller had ill requited his reception. His
  • book, in short, was a capital instance of the Penny Messalina school of
  • literature; and there arose from it, in that cool parlour, in that
  • silent, wayside, mountain inn, a rank atmosphere of gold and blood and
  • "Jenkins," and the "Mysteries of London," and sickening, inverted
  • snobbery, fit to knock you down. The mention of this book reminds me of
  • another and far racier picture of our island life. The latter parts of
  • _Rocambole_ are surely too sparingly consulted in the country which they
  • celebrate. No man's education can be said to be complete, nor can he
  • pronounce the world yet emptied of enjoyment, till he has made the
  • acquaintance of "The Reverend Patterson, director of the Evangelical
  • Society." To follow the evolutions of that reverend gentleman, who goes
  • through scenes in which even Mr. Duffield would hesitate to place a
  • bishop, is to rise to new ideas. But, alas! there was no Patterson about
  • the Toll House. Only, alongside of "From Palace to Hovel," a sixpenny
  • "Ouida" figured. So literature, you see, was not unrepresented.
  • The school-ma'am had friends to stay with her, other school-ma'ams
  • enjoying their holidays, quite a bevy of damsels. They seemed never to
  • go out, or not beyond the veranda, but sat close in the little parlour,
  • quietly talking or listening to the wind among the trees. Sleep dwelt in
  • the Toll House, like a fixture: summer sleep, shallow, soft, and
  • dreamless. A cuckoo clock, a great rarity in such a place, hooted at
  • intervals about the echoing house; and Mr. Jennings would open his eyes
  • for a moment in the bar, and turn the leaf of a newspaper, and the
  • resting school-ma'ams in the parlour would be recalled to the
  • consciousness of their inaction. Busy Mrs. Corwin and her busy Chinaman
  • might be heard indeed, in the penetralia, pounding dough or rattling
  • dishes; or perhaps Rufe had called up some of the sleepers for a game of
  • croquet, and the hollow strokes of the mallet sounded far away among the
  • woods; but with these exceptions, it was sleep and sunshine and dust,
  • and the wind in the pine-trees, all day long.
  • A little before stage time, that castle of indolence awoke. The ostler
  • threw his straw away and set to his preparations. Mr. Jennings rubbed
  • his eyes; happy Mr. Jennings, the something he had been waiting for all
  • day about to happen at last! The boarders gathered in the veranda,
  • silently giving ear, and gazing down the road with shaded eyes. And as
  • yet there was no sign for the senses, not a sound, not a tremor of the
  • mountain road. The birds, to whom the secret of the hooting cuckoo is
  • unknown, must have set down to instinct this premonitory bustle.
  • And then the first of the two stages swooped upon the Toll House with a
  • roar and in a cloud of dust; and the shock had not yet time to subside,
  • before the second was abreast of it. Huge concerns they were, well
  • horsed and loaded, the men in their shirt-sleeves, the women swathed in
  • veils, the long whip cracking like a pistol; and as they charged upon
  • that slumbering hostelry, each shepherding a dust storm, the dead place
  • blossomed into life and talk and clatter. This the Toll House?--with its
  • city throng, its jostling shoulders, its infinity of instant business in
  • the bar? The mind would not receive it! The heartfelt bustle of that
  • hour is hardly credible; the thrill of the great shower of letters from
  • the post-bag, the childish hope and interest with which one gazed in all
  • these strangers' eyes. They paused there but to pass: the blue-clad
  • China-boy, the San Francisco magnate, the mystery in the dust coat, the
  • secret memoirs in tweed, the ogling, well-shod lady with her troop of
  • girls; they did but flash and go; they were hull-down for us behind
  • life's ocean, and we but hailed their topsails on the line. Yet, out of
  • our great solitude of four and twenty mountain hours, we thrilled to
  • their momentary presence; gauged and divined them, loved and hated; and
  • stood light-headed in that storm of human electricity. Yes, like
  • Piccadilly Circus, this is also one of life's crossing-places. Here I
  • beheld one man, already famous or infamous, a centre of pistol-shots;
  • and another who, if not yet known to rumour, will fill a column of the
  • Sunday paper when he comes to hang--a burly, thick-set, powerful Chinese
  • desperado, six long bristles upon either lip; redolent of whisky,
  • playing-cards, and pistols; swaggering in the bar with the lowest
  • assumption of the lowest European manners; rapping out blackguard
  • English oaths in his canorous oriental voice; and combining in one
  • person the depravities of two races and two civilisations. For all his
  • lust and vigour, he seemed to look cold upon me from the valley of the
  • shadow of the gallows. He imagined a vain thing; and while he drained
  • his cocktail, Holbein's death was at his elbow. Once, too, I fell in
  • talk with another of these flitting strangers--like the rest, in his
  • shirt-sleeves and all begrimed with dust--and the next minute we were
  • discussing Paris and London, theatres and wines. To him, journeying from
  • one human place to another, this was a trifle; but to me! No, Mr.
  • Lillie, I have not forgotten it.
  • And presently the city-tide was at its flood and began to ebb. Life runs
  • in Piccadilly Circus, say, from nine to one, and then, there also, ebbs
  • into the small hours of the echoing policeman and the lamps and stars.
  • But the Toll House is far up stream, and near its rural springs; the
  • bubble of the tide but touches it. Before you had yet grasped your
  • pleasure, the horses were put to, the loud whips volleyed, and the tide
  • was gone. North and south had the two stages vanished, the towering dust
  • subsided in the woods; but there was still an interval before the flush
  • had fallen on your cheeks, before the ear became once more contented
  • with the silence, or the seven sleepers of the Toll House dozed back to
  • their accustomed corners. Yet a little, and the ostler would swing round
  • the great barrier across the road; and in the golden evening, that
  • dreamy inn begin to trim its lamps and spread the board for supper.
  • As I recall the place--the green dell below; the spires of pine; the
  • sun-warm, scented air; that grey, gabled inn, with its faint stirrings
  • of life amid the slumber of the mountains--I slowly awake to a sense of
  • admiration, gratitude, and almost love. A fine place, after all, for a
  • wasted life to doze away in--the cuckoo clock hooting of its far home
  • country; the croquet mallets, eloquent of English lawns; the stages
  • daily bringing news of the turbulent world away below there; and perhaps
  • once in the summer, a salt fog pouring overhead with its tale of the
  • Pacific.
  • A STARRY DRIVE
  • In our rule at Silverado, there was a melancholy interregnum. The queen
  • and the crown prince with one accord fell sick; and, as I was sick to
  • begin with, our lone position on Mount Saint Helena was no longer
  • tenable, and we had to hurry back to Calistoga and a cottage on the
  • green. By that time we had begun to realise the difficulties of our
  • position. We had found what an amount of labour it cost to support life
  • in our red cañon; and it was the dearest desire of our hearts to get a
  • China-boy to go along with us when we returned. We could have given him
  • a whole house to himself, self-contained, as they say in the
  • advertisements; and on the money question we were prepared to go far.
  • Kong Sam Kee, the Calistoga washerman, was entrusted with the affair;
  • and from day to day it languished on, with protestations on our part and
  • mellifluous excuses on the part of Kong Sam Kee.
  • At length, about half-past eight of our last evening, with the waggon
  • ready harnessed to convey us up the grade, the washerman, with a
  • somewhat sneering air, produced the boy. He was a handsome, gentlemanly
  • lad, attired in rich dark blue, and shod with snowy white; but, alas! he
  • had heard rumours of Silverado. He knew it for a lone place on the
  • mountain-side, with no friendly wash-house near by, where he might smoke
  • a pipe of opium o' nights with other China-boys, and lose his little
  • earnings at the game of tan; and he first backed out for more money; and
  • then, when that demand was satisfied, refused to come point blank. He
  • was wedded to his wash-houses; he had no taste for the rural life; and
  • we must go to our mountain servantless. It must have been near half an
  • hour before we reached that conclusion, standing in the midst of
  • Calistoga high street under the stars, and the China-boy and Kong Sam
  • Kee singing their pigeon English in the sweetest voices and with the
  • most musical inflections.
  • We were not, however, to return alone; we brought with us a painter
  • guest, who proved to be a most good-natured comrade and a capital hand
  • at an omelette. I do not know in which capacity he was most valued--as a
  • cook or a companion; and he did excellently well in both.
  • The Kong Sam Kee negotiation had delayed us unduly; it must have been
  • half-past nine before we left Calistoga, and night came fully ere we
  • struck the bottom of the grade. I have never seen such a night. It
  • seemed to throw calumny in the teeth of all the painters that ever
  • dabbled in starlight. The sky itself was of a ruddy, powerful, nameless,
  • changing colour, dark and glossy like a serpent's back. The stars by
  • innumerable millions, stuck boldly forth like lamps. The milky way was
  • bright, like a moonlit cloud; half heaven seemed milky way. The greater
  • luminaries shone each more clearly than a winter's moon. Their light was
  • dyed in every sort of colour--red, like fire; blue, like steel; green,
  • like the tracks of sunset; and so sharply did each stand forth in its
  • own lustre that there was no appearance of that flat, star-spangled arch
  • we know so well in pictures, but all the hollow of heaven was one chaos
  • of contesting luminaries--a hurly-burly of stars. Against this the hills
  • and rugged treetops stood out redly dark.
  • As we continued to advance, the lesser lights and milky ways first grew
  • pale, and then vanished; the countless hosts of heaven dwindled in
  • number by successive millions; those that still shone had tempered their
  • exceeding brightness and fallen back into their customary wistful
  • distance; and the sky declined from its first bewildering splendour into
  • the appearance of a common night. Slowly this change proceeded, and
  • still there was no sign of any cause. Then a whiteness like mist was
  • thrown over the spurs of the mountain. Yet awhile, and, as we turned a
  • corner, a great leap of silver light and net of forest shadows fell
  • across the road and upon our wondering waggonful and, swimming low among
  • the trees, we beheld a strange, misshapen, waning moon, half tilted on
  • her back.
  • "Where are ye when the moon appears?" so the old poet sang, half
  • taunting, to the stars, bent upon a courtly purpose.
  • "As the sunlight round the dim earth's midnight tower of
  • shadow pours,
  • Streaming past the dim, wide portals,
  • Viewless to the eyes of mortals,
  • Till it floods the moon's pale islet or the morning's
  • golden shores."
  • So sings Mr. Trowbridge, with a noble inspiration. And so had the
  • sunlight flooded that pale islet of the moon, and her lit face put out,
  • one after another, that galaxy of stars. The wonder of the drive was
  • over; but, by some nice conjunction of clearness in the air and fit
  • shadow in the valley where we travelled, we had seen for a little while
  • that brave display of the midnight heavens. It was gone, but it had
  • been; nor shall I ever again behold the stars with the same mind. He who
  • has seen the sea commoved with a great hurricane, thinks of it very
  • differently from him who has seen it only in a calm. And the difference
  • between a calm and a hurricane is not greatly more striking than that
  • between the ordinary face of night and the splendour that shone upon us
  • in that drive. Two in our waggon knew night as she shines upon the
  • tropics, but even that bore no comparison. The nameless colour of the
  • sky, the hues of the star fire, and the incredible projection of the
  • stars themselves, starting from their orbits, so that the eye seemed to
  • distinguish their positions in the hollow of space--these were things
  • that we had never seen before and shall never see again.
  • Meanwhile, in this altered night, we proceeded on our way among the
  • scents and silence of the forest, reached the top of the grade, wound up
  • by Hanson's, and came at last to a stand under the flying gargoyle of
  • the chute. Lloyd, who had been lying back, fast asleep, with the moon on
  • his face, got down, with the remark that it was pleasant "to be home."
  • The waggon turned and drove away, the noise gently dying in the woods,
  • and we clambered up the rough path, Caliban's great feat of engineering,
  • and came home to Silverado.
  • The moon shone in at the eastern doors and windows and over the lumber,
  • on the platform. The one tall pine beside the ledge was steeped in
  • silver. Away up the cañon, a wild cat welcomed us with three discordant
  • squalls. But once we had lit a candle, and began to review our
  • improvements, homely in either sense, and count our stores, it was
  • wonderful what a feeling of possession and permanence grew up in the
  • hearts of the lords of Silverado. A bed had still to be made up for our
  • guest, and the morning's water to be fetched, with clinking pail; and as
  • we set about these household duties, and showed off our wealth and
  • conveniences before the stranger, and had a glass of wine, I think, in
  • honour of our return, and trooped at length one after another up the
  • flying bridge of plank, and laid down to sleep in our shattered,
  • moon-pierced barrack, we were among the happiest sovereigns in the
  • world, and certainly ruled over the most contented people. Yet, in our
  • absence, the palace had been sacked. Wild cats, so the Hansons said, had
  • broken in and carried off a side of bacon, a hatchet, and two knives.
  • EPISODES IN THE STORY OF A MINE
  • No one could live at Silverado and not be curious about the story of the
  • mine. We were surrounded by so many evidences of expense and toil, we
  • lived so entirely in the wreck of that great enterprise, like mites in
  • the ruins of a cheese, that the idea of the old din and bustle haunted
  • our repose. Our own house, the forge, the dump, the chutes, the rails,
  • the windlass, the mass of broken plant; the two tunnels, one far below
  • in the green dell, the other on the platform where we kept our wine; the
  • deep shaft, with the sun-glints and the water-drops; above all, the
  • ledge, that great gaping slice out of the mountain shoulder, propped
  • apart by wooden wedges, on whose immediate margin, high above our heads,
  • the one tall pine precariously nodded,--these stood for its greatness;
  • while the dog-hutch, boot-jacks, old boots, old tavern bills, and the
  • very beds that we inherited from bygone miners, put in human touches and
  • realised for us the story of the past.
  • I have sat on an old sleeper, under the thick madronas near the forge,
  • with just a look over the dump on the green world below, and seen the
  • sun lying broad among the wreck, and heard the silence broken only by
  • the tinkling water in the shaft, or a stir of the royal family about the
  • battered palace, and my mind has gone back to the epoch of the Stanleys
  • and the Chapmans, with a grand _tutti_ of pick and drill, hammer and
  • anvil, echoing about the cañon; the assayer hard at it in our
  • dining-room; the carts below on the road, and their cargo of red mineral
  • bounding and thundering down the iron chute. And now all gone--all
  • fallen away into this sunny silence and desertion: a family of squatters
  • dining in the assayer's office, making their beds in the big sleeping
  • room erstwhile so crowded, keeping their wine in the tunnel that once
  • rang with picks.
  • But Silverado itself, although now fallen in its turn into decay, was
  • once but a mushroom, and had succeeded to other mines and other flitting
  • cities. Twenty years ago, away down the glen on the Lake County side
  • there was a place, Jonestown by name, with two thousand inhabitants
  • dwelling under canvas, and one roofed house for the sale of whisky.
  • Round on the western side of Mount Saint Helena, there was at the same
  • date a second large encampment, its name, if it ever had one, lost for
  • me. Both of these have perished, leaving not a stick and scarce a memory
  • behind them. Tide after tide of hopeful miners have thus flowed and
  • ebbed about the mountain, coming and going, now by lone prospectors, now
  • with a rush. Last in order of time came Silverado, reared the big mill,
  • in the valley, founded the town which is now represented, monumentally,
  • by Hanson's, pierced all these slaps and shafts and tunnels, and in turn
  • declined and died away.
  • "Our noisy years seem moments in the being
  • Of the eternal silence."
  • As to the success of Silverado in its time of being, two reports were
  • current. According to the first, six hundred thousand dollars were taken
  • out of that great upright seam, that still hung open above us on crazy
  • wedges. Then the ledge pinched out, and there followed, in quest of the
  • remainder, a great drifting and tunnelling in all directions, and a
  • great consequent effusion of dollars, until, all parties being sick of
  • the expense, the mine was deserted, and the town decamped. According to
  • the second version, told me with much secrecy of manner, the whole
  • affair, mine, mill, and town, were parts of one majestic swindle. There
  • had never come any silver out of any portion of the mine; there was no
  • silver to come. At midnight trains of packhorses might have been
  • observed winding by devious tracks about the shoulder of the mountain.
  • They came from far away, from Amador or Placer, laden with silver in
  • "old cigar-boxes." They discharged their load at Silverado, in the hour
  • of sleep; and before the morning they were gone again with their
  • mysterious drivers to their unknown source. In this way, twenty thousand
  • pounds' worth of silver was smuggled in under cover of night, in these
  • old cigar-boxes; mixed with Silverado mineral; carted down to the mill;
  • crushed, amalgamated, and refined, and despatched to the city as the
  • proper product of the mine. Stock-jobbing, if it can cover such
  • expenses, must be a profitable business in San Francisco.
  • I give these two versions as I got them. But I place little reliance on
  • either, my belief in history having been greatly shaken. For it chanced
  • that I had come to dwell in Silverado at a critical hour; great events
  • in its history were about to happen--did happen, as I am led to believe;
  • nay, and it will be seen that I played a part in that revolution myself.
  • And yet from first to last I never had a glimmer of an idea what was
  • going on; and even now, after full reflection, profess myself at sea.
  • That there was some obscure intrigue of the cigar-box order, and that I,
  • in the character of a wooden puppet, set pen to paper in the interest of
  • somebody, so much, and no more, is certain.
  • Silverado, then under my immediate sway, belonged to one whom I will
  • call a Mr. Ronalds. I only knew him through the extraordinarily
  • distorting medium of local gossip, now as a momentous jobber; now as a
  • dupe to point an adage; and again, and much more probably, as an
  • ordinary Christian gentleman like you or me, who had opened a mine and
  • worked it for awhile with better and worse fortune. So, through a
  • defective window-pane, you may see the passer-by shoot up into a
  • hunch-backed giant, or dwindle into a pot-bellied dwarf.
  • To Ronalds, at least, the mine belonged; but the notice by which he
  • held it would run out upon the 30th of June--or rather, as I suppose, it
  • had run out already, and the month of grace would expire upon that day,
  • after which any American citizen might post a notice of his own, and
  • make Silverado his. This, with a sort of quiet slyness, Rufe told me at
  • an early period of our acquaintance. There was no silver, of course; the
  • mine "wasn't worth nothing, Mr. Stevens," but there was a deal of old
  • iron and wood around, and to gain possession of this old wood and iron,
  • and get a right to the water, Rufe proposed, if I had no objections, to
  • "jump the claim."
  • Of course, I had no objection. But I was filled with wonder. If all he
  • wanted was the wood and iron, what, in the name of fortune, was to
  • prevent him taking them? "His right there was none to dispute." He might
  • lay hands on all to-morrow, as the wild cats had laid hands upon our
  • knives and hatchet. Besides, was this mass of heavy mining plant worth
  • transportation? If it was, why had not the rightful owners carted it
  • away? If it was, would they not preserve their title to these movables,
  • even after they had lost their title to the mine? And if it were not,
  • what the better was Rufe? Nothing would grow at Silverado; there was
  • even no wood to cut; beyond a sense of property, there was nothing to be
  • gained. Lastly, was it at all credible that Ronalds would forget what
  • Rufe remembered? The days of grace were not yet over; any fine morning
  • he might appear, paper in hand, and enter for another year on his
  • inheritance. However, it was none of my business; all seemed legal; Rufe
  • or Ronalds, all was one to me.
  • On the morning of the 27th, Mrs. Hanson appeared with the milk as usual,
  • in her sun-bonnet. The time would be out on Tuesday, she reminded us,
  • and bade me be in readiness to play my part, though I had no idea what
  • it was to be. And suppose Ronalds came? we asked. She received the idea
  • with derision, laughing aloud with all her fine teeth. He could not find
  • the mine to save his life, it appeared, without Rufe to guide him. Last
  • year, when he came, they heard him "up and down the road a-hollerin' and
  • a-raisin' Cain." And at last he had to come to the Hansons in despair,
  • and bid Rufe, "Jump into your pants and shoes, and show me where this
  • old mine is, anyway!" Seeing that Ronalds had laid out so much money in
  • the spot, and that a beaten road led right up to the bottom of the dump,
  • I thought this a remarkable example. The sense of locality must be
  • singularly in abeyance in the case of Ronalds.
  • That same evening, supper comfortably over, our guest busy at work on a
  • drawing of the dump and the opposite hills, we were all out on the
  • platform together, sitting there, under the tented heavens, with the
  • same sense of privacy as if we had been cabined in a parlour, when the
  • sound of brisk footsteps came mounting up the path. We pricked our ears
  • at this, for the tread seemed lighter and firmer than was usual with our
  • country neighbours. And presently, sure enough, two town gentlemen, with
  • cigars and kid gloves, came debouching past the house. They looked in
  • that place like a blasphemy.
  • "Good-evening," they said. For none of us had stirred; we all sat stiff
  • with wonder.
  • "Good-evening," I returned; and then, to put them at their ease, "A
  • stiff climb," I added.
  • "Yes," replied the leader; "but we have to thank you for this path."
  • I did not like the man's tone. None of us liked it. He did not seem
  • embarrassed by the meeting, but threw us his remarks like favours, and
  • strode magisterially by us towards the shaft and tunnel.
  • Presently we heard his voice raised to his companion. "We drifted every
  • sort of way, but couldn't strike the ledge." Then again: "It pinched out
  • here." And once more: "Every miner that ever worked upon it says there's
  • bound to be a ledge somewhere."
  • These were the snatches of his talk that reached us, and they had a
  • damning significance. We, the lords of Silverado, had come face to face
  • with our superior. It is the worst of all quaint and of all cheap ways
  • of life that they bring us at last to the pinch of some humiliation. I
  • liked well enough to be a squatter when there was none but Hanson by;
  • before Ronalds, I will own, I somewhat quailed. I hastened to do him
  • fealty, said I gathered he was the Squattee, and apologised. He
  • threatened me with ejection, in a manner grimly pleasant--more pleasant
  • to him, I fancy, than to me; and then he passed off into praises of the
  • former state of Silverado. "It was the busiest little mining town you
  • ever saw": a population of between a thousand and fifteen hundred souls,
  • the engine in full blast, the mill newly erected; nothing going but
  • champagne, and hope the order of the day. Ninety thousand dollars came
  • out; a hundred and forty thousand were put in, making a net loss of
  • fifty thousand. The last days, I gathered, the days of John Stanley,
  • were not so bright; the champagne had ceased to flow, the population was
  • already moving elsewhere, and Silverado had begun to wither in the
  • branch before it was cut to the root. The last shot that was fired
  • knocked over the stove chimney, and made that hole in the roof of our
  • barrack, through which the sun was wont to visit slug-a-beds towards
  • afternoon. A noisy last shot, to inaugurate the days of silence.
  • Throughout this interview, my conscience was a good deal exercised; and
  • I was moved to throw myself on my knees and own the intended treachery.
  • But then I had Hanson to consider. I was in much the same position as
  • Old Rowley, that royal humourist, whom "the rogue had taken into his
  • confidence." And again, here was Ronalds on the spot. He must know the
  • day of the month as well as Hanson and I. If a broad hint were
  • necessary, he had the broadest in the world. For a large board had been
  • nailed by the crown prince on the very front of our house, between the
  • door and window, painted in cinnabar--the pigment of the country--with
  • doggrel rhymes and contumelious pictures, and announcing in terms
  • unnecessarily figurative, that the trick was already played, the claim
  • already jumped, and the author of the placard the legitimate successor
  • of Mr. Ronalds. But no, nothing could save that man; _quem deus vult
  • perdere, prius dementat_. As he came so he went, and left his rights
  • depending.
  • Late at night, by Silverado reckoning, and after we were all abed, Mrs.
  • Hanson returned to give us the newest of her news. It was like a scene
  • in a ship's steerage: all of us abed in our different tiers, the single
  • candle struggling with the darkness, and this plump handsome woman,
  • seated on an upturned valise beside the bunks, talking and showing her
  • fine teeth, and laughing till the rafters rang. Any ship, to be sure,
  • with a hundredth part as many holes in it as our barrack, must long ago
  • have gone to her last port. Up to that time I had always imagined Mrs.
  • Hanson's loquacity to be mere incontinence, that she said what was
  • uppermost for the pleasure of speaking, and laughed and laughed again as
  • a kind of musical accompaniment. But I now found there was an art in it.
  • I found it less communicative than silence itself. I wished to know why
  • Ronalds had come; how he had found his way without Rufe; and why, being
  • on the spot, he had not refreshed his title. She talked interminably on,
  • but her replies were never answers. She fled under a cloud of words; and
  • when I had made sure that she was purposely eluding me, I dropped the
  • subject in my turn, and let her rattle where she would.
  • She had come to tell us that, instead of waiting for Tuesday, the claim
  • was to be jumped on the morrow. How? If the time were not out, it was
  • impossible. Why? If Ronalds had come and gone and done nothing, there
  • was the less cause for hurry. But again I could reach no satisfaction.
  • The claim was to be jumped next morning, that was all that she would
  • condescend upon.
  • And yet it was not jumped the next morning, nor yet the next, and a
  • whole week had come and gone before we heard more of this exploit. That
  • day week, however, a day of great heat, Hanson, with a little roll of
  • paper in his hand, and the eternal pipe alight; Breedlove, his large,
  • dull friend, to act, I suppose, as witness; Mrs. Hanson in her Sunday
  • best; and all the children from the eldest to the youngest;--arrived in
  • a procession, tailing one behind another up the path. Caliban was
  • absent, but he had been chary of his friendly visits since the row; and
  • with that exception, the whole family was gathered together as for a
  • marriage or a christening. Strong was sitting at work, in the shade of
  • the dwarf madronas near the forge; and they planted themselves about him
  • in a circle, one on a stone, another on the waggon rails, a third on a
  • piece of plank. Gradually the children stole away up the cañon to where
  • there was another chute, somewhat smaller than the one across the dump;
  • and down this chute, for the rest of the afternoon, they poured one
  • avalanche of stones after another, waking the echoes of the glen.
  • Meanwhile we elders sat together on the platform, Hanson and his friend
  • smoking in silence like Indian sachems, Mrs. Hanson rattling on as usual
  • with an adroit volubility, saying nothing, but keeping the party at
  • their ease like a courtly hostess.
  • Not a word occurred about the business of the day. Once, twice, and
  • thrice I tried to slide the subject in, but was discouraged by the stoic
  • apathy of Rufe, and beaten down before the pouring verbiage of his wife.
  • There is nothing of the Indian brave about me, and I began to grill with
  • impatience. At last, like a highway robber, I cornered Hanson, and bade
  • him stand and deliver his business. Thereupon he gravely rose, as though
  • to hint that this was not a proper place, nor the subject one suitable
  • for squaws, and I, following his example, led him up the plank into our
  • barrack. There he bestowed himself on a box, and unrolled his papers
  • with fastidious deliberation. There were two sheets of note-paper, and
  • an old mining notice, dated May 30th, 1879, part print, part manuscript,
  • and the latter much obliterated by the rains. It was by this identical
  • piece of paper that the mine had been held last year. For thirteen
  • months it had endured the weather and the change of seasons on a cairn
  • behind the shoulder of the cañon; and it was now my business, spreading
  • it before me on the table, and sitting on a valise, to copy its terms
  • with some necessary changes, twice over on the two sheets of note-paper.
  • One was then to be placed on the same cairn--a "mound of rocks" the
  • notice put it; and the other to be lodged for registration.
  • Rufe watched me, silently smoking, till I came to the place for the
  • locator's name at the end of the first copy; and when I proposed that he
  • should sign, I thought I saw a scare in his eye. "I don't think that'll
  • be necessary," he said slowly; "just you write it down." Perhaps this
  • mighty hunter, who was the most active member of the local school board,
  • could not write. There would be nothing strange in that. The constable
  • of Calistoga is, and has been for years, a bed-ridden man, and, if I
  • remember rightly, blind. He had more need of the emoluments than
  • another, it was explained; and it was easy for him to "depytise," with a
  • strong accent on the last. So friendly and so free are popular
  • institutions.
  • When I had done my scrivening, Hanson strolled out, and addressed
  • Breedlove, "Will you step up here a bit?" and after they had disappeared
  • a little while into the chaparral and madrona thicket, they came back
  • again, minus a notice, and the deed was done. The claim was jumped; a
  • tract of mountain side, fifteen hundred feet long by six hundred wide,
  • with all the earth's precious bowels, had passed from Ronalds to Hanson,
  • and, in the passage, changed its name from the "Mammoth" to the
  • "Calistoga." I had tried to get Rufe to call it after his wife, after
  • himself, and after Garfield, the Republican Presidential candidate of
  • the hour--since then elected, and, alas! dead--but all was in vain. The
  • claim had once been called the Calistoga before, and he seemed to feel
  • safety in returning to that.
  • And so the history of that mine became once more plunged in darkness,
  • lit only by some monster pyrotechnical displays of gossip. And perhaps
  • the most curious feature of the whole matter is this: that we should
  • have dwelt in this quiet corner of the mountains, with not a dozen
  • neighbours, and yet struggled all the while, like desperate swimmers, in
  • this sea of falsities and contradictions. Wherever a man is, there will
  • be a lie.
  • TOILS AND PLEASURES
  • I must try to convey some notion of our life, of how the days passed and
  • what pleasure we took in them, of what there was to do and how we set
  • about doing it, in our mountain hermitage. The house, after we had
  • repaired the worst of the damages, and filled in some of the doors and
  • windows with white cotton cloth, became a healthy and a pleasant
  • dwelling-place, always airy and dry, and haunted by the outdoor perfumes
  • of the glen. Within, it had the look of habitation, the human look. You
  • had only to go into the third room, which we did not use, and see its
  • stones, its shifting earth, its tumbled litter; and then return to our
  • lodging, with the beds made, the plates on the rack, the pail of bright
  • water behind the door, the stove crackling in a corner, and perhaps the
  • table roughly laid against a meal,--and man's order, the little clean
  • spots that he creates to dwell in, were at once contrasted with the rich
  • passivity of nature. And yet our house was everywhere so wrecked and
  • shattered, the air came and went so freely, the sun found so many
  • portholes, the golden outdoor glow shone in so many open chinks, that we
  • enjoyed, at the same time, some of the comforts of a roof and much of
  • the gaiety and brightness of _al fresco_ life. A single shower of rain,
  • to be sure, and we should have been drowned out like mice. But ours was
  • a Californian summer, and an earthquake was a far likelier accident than
  • a shower of rain.
  • Trustful in this fine weather, we kept the house for kitchen and
  • bedroom, and used the platform as our summer parlour. The sense of
  • privacy, as I have said already, was complete. We could look over the
  • dump on miles of forest and rough hilltop; our eyes commanded some of
  • Napa Valley, where the train ran, and the little country townships sat
  • so close together along the line of the rail. But here there was no man
  • to intrude. None but the Hansons were our visitors. Even they came but
  • at long intervals, or twice daily, at a stated hour, with milk. So our
  • days, as they were never interrupted, drew out to the greater length;
  • hour melted insensibly into hour; the household duties, though they were
  • many, and some of them laborious, dwindled into mere islets of business
  • in a sea of sunny daytime; and it appears to me, looking back, as though
  • the far greater part of our life at Silverado had been passed, propped
  • upon an elbow, or seated on a plank, listening to the silence that there
  • is among the hills.
  • My work, it is true, was over early in the morning. I rose before any
  • one else, lit the stove, put on the water to boil, and strolled forth
  • upon the platform to wait till it was ready. Silverado would then be
  • still in shadow, the sun shining on the mountain higher up. A clean
  • smell of trees, a smell of the earth at morning, hung in the air.
  • Regularly, every day, there was a single bird, not singing, but
  • awkwardly chirruping among the green madronas, and the sound was
  • cheerful, natural, and stirring. It did not hold the attention, nor
  • interrupt the thread of meditation, like a blackbird or a nightingale;
  • it was mere woodland prattle, of which the mind was conscious like a
  • perfume. The freshness of these morning seasons remained with me far on
  • into the day.
  • As soon as the kettle boiled, I made porridge and coffee; and that,
  • beyond the literal drawing of water, and the preparation of kindling,
  • which it would be hyperbolical to call the hewing of wood, ended my
  • domestic duties for the day. Thenceforth my wife laboured single-handed
  • in the palace, and I lay or wandered on the platform at my own sweet
  • will. The little corner near the forge, where we found a refuge under
  • the madronas from the unsparing early sun, is indeed connected in my
  • mind with some nightmare encounters over Euclid, and the Latin Grammar.
  • These were known as Crown Prince's lessons. He was supposed to be the
  • victim and the sufferer; but here there must have been some
  • misconception, for whereas I generally retired to bed after one of these
  • engagements, he was no sooner set free than he dashed up to the
  • Chinaman's house, where he had installed a printing-press, that great
  • element of civilisation, and the sound of his labours would be faintly
  • audible about the cañon half the day.
  • To walk at all was a laborious business; the foot sank and slid, the
  • boots were cut to pieces, among sharp, uneven, rolling stones. When we
  • crossed the platform in any direction, it was usual to lay a course,
  • following as much as possible the line of waggon rails. Thus, if water
  • were to be drawn, the water-carrier left the house along some tilting
  • planks that we had laid down, and not laid down very well. These carried
  • him to that great highroad, the railway; and the railway served him as
  • far as to the head of the shaft. But from thence to the spring and back
  • again he made the best of his unaided way, staggering among the stones,
  • and wading in low growth of the calcanthus, where the rattlesnakes lay
  • hissing at his passage. Yet I liked to draw water. It was pleasant to
  • dip the grey metal pail into the clean, colourless, cool water; pleasant
  • to carry it back, with the water lipping at the edge, and a broken
  • sunbeam quivering in the midst.
  • But the extreme roughness of the walking confined us in common practice
  • to the platform, and indeed to those parts of it that were most easily
  • accessible along the line of rails. The rails came straight forward from
  • the shaft, here and there overgrown with little green bushes, but still
  • entire, and still carrying a truck, which it was Lloyd's delight to
  • trundle to and fro by the hour with various ladings. About midway down
  • the platform, the railroad trended to the right, leaving our house and
  • coasting along the far side within a few yards of the madronas and the
  • forge, and not far off the latter, ended in a sort of platform on the
  • edge of the dump. There, in old days, the trucks were tipped, and their
  • load sent thundering down the chute. There, besides, was the only spot
  • where we could approach the margin of the dump. Anywhere else, you took
  • your life in your right hand when you came within a yard and a half to
  • peer over. For at any moment the dump might begin to slide and carry you
  • down and bury you below its ruins. Indeed, the neighbourhood of an old
  • mine is a place beset with dangers. For as still as Silverado was, at
  • any moment the report of rotten wood might tell us that the platform had
  • fallen into the shaft; the dump might begin to pour into the road below;
  • or a wedge slip in the great upright seam, and hundreds of tons of
  • mountain bury the scene of our encampment.
  • I have already compared the dump to a rampart, built certainly by some
  • rude people, and for prehistoric wars. It was likewise a frontier. All
  • below was green and woodland, the tall pines soaring one above another,
  • each with a firm outline and full spread of bough. All above was arid,
  • rocky, and bald. The great spout of broken mineral, that had dammed the
  • cañon up, was a creature of man's handiwork, its material dug out with a
  • pick and powder, and spread by the service of the trucks. But nature
  • herself, in that upper district, seemed to have had an eye to nothing
  • besides mining; and even the natural hillside was all sliding gravel and
  • precarious boulder. Close at the margin of the well leaves would decay
  • to skeletons and mummies, which at length some stronger gust would carry
  • clear of the cañon and scatter in the subjacent woods. Even moisture and
  • decaying vegetable matter could not, with all nature's alchemy, concoct
  • enough soil to nourish a few poor grasses. It is the same, they say, in
  • the neighbourhood of all silver mines; the nature of that precious rock
  • being stubborn with quartz and poisonous with cinnabar. Both were plenty
  • in our Silverado. The stones sparkled white in the sunshine with
  • quartz; they were all stained red with cinnabar. Here, doubtless, came
  • the Indians of yore to paint their faces for the war-path; and cinnabar,
  • if I remember rightly, was one of the few articles of Indian commerce.
  • Now, the Crown Prince had it in his undisturbed possession, to pound
  • down and slake, and paint his rude designs with. But to me it had always
  • a fine flavour of poetry, compounded out of Indian story and
  • Hawthornden's allusion:
  • "Desire, alas! I desire a Zeuxis new,
  • From Indies borrowing gold, from Eastern skies
  • Most bright cinoper . . ."
  • Yet this is but half the picture; our Silverado platform has another
  • side to it. Though there was no soil, and scarce a blade of grass, yet
  • out of these tumbled gravel-heaps and broken boulders, a flower garden
  • bloomed as at home in a conservatory. Calcanthus crept, like a hardy
  • weed, all over our rough parlour, choking the railway, and pushing forth
  • its rusty, aromatic cones from between two blocks of shattered mineral.
  • Azaleas made a big snow-bed just above the well. The shoulder of the
  • hill waved white with Mediterranean heath. In the crannies of the ledge
  • and about the spurs of the tall pine, a red flowering stone-plant hung
  • in clusters. Even the low, thorny chaparral was thick with pea-like
  • blossom. Close at the foot of our path nutmegs prospered, delightful to
  • the sight and smell. At sunrise, and again late at night, the scent of
  • the sweet bay-trees filled the cañon, and the down-blowing night wind
  • must have borne it hundreds of feet into the outer air.
  • All this vegetation, to be sure, was stunted. The madrona was here no
  • bigger than the manzanita; the bay was but a stripling shrub; the very
  • pines, with four or five exceptions in all our upper cañon, were not so
  • tall as myself, or but a little taller, and the most of them came lower
  • than my waist. For a prosperous forest tree, we must look below, where
  • the glen was crowded with green spires. But for flowers and ravishing
  • perfume, we had none to envy: our heap of road-metal was thick with
  • bloom, like a hawthorn in the front of June; our red, baking angle in
  • the mountain, a laboratory of poignant scents. It was an endless wonder
  • to my mind, as I dreamed about the platform, following the progress of
  • the shadows, where the madrona with its leaves, the azalea and
  • calcanthus with their blossoms, could find moisture to support such
  • thick, wet, waxy growths, or the bay-tree collect the ingredients of its
  • perfume. But there they all grew together, healthy, happy, and
  • happy-making, as though rooted in a fathom of black soil.
  • Nor was it only vegetable life that prospered. We had, indeed, few
  • birds, and none that had much of a voice or anything worthy to be called
  • a song. My morning comrade had a thin chirp, unmusical and monotonous,
  • but friendly and pleasant to hear. He had but one rival: a fellow with
  • an ostentatious cry of near an octave descending, not one note of which
  • properly followed another. This is the only bird I ever knew with a
  • wrong ear; but there was something enthralling about his performance.
  • You listened and listened, thinking each time he must surely get it
  • right; but no, it was always wrong, and always wrong the same way. Yet
  • he seemed proud of his song, delivered it with execution and a manner of
  • his own, and was charming to his mate. A very incorrect, incessant human
  • whistler had thus a chance of knowing how his own music pleased the
  • world. Two great birds--eagles, we thought--dwelt at the top of the
  • cañon, among the crags that were printed on the sky. Now and again, but
  • very rarely, they wheeled high over our heads in silence, or with a
  • distant, dying scream; and then, with a fresh impulse, winged fleetly
  • forward, dipped over a hilltop, and were gone. They seemed solemn and
  • ancient things, sailing the blue air: perhaps coeval with the mountain
  • where they haunted, perhaps emigrants from Rome, where the glad legions
  • may have shouted to behold them on the morn of battle.
  • But if birds were rare, the place abounded with rattlesnakes--the
  • rattlesnakes' nest, it might have been named. Wherever we brushed among
  • the bushes, our passage woke their angry buzz. One dwelt habitually in
  • the wood-pile, and sometimes, when we came for firewood, thrust up his
  • small head between two logs, and hissed at the intrusion. The rattle has
  • a legendary credit; it is said to be awe-inspiring, and, once heard, to
  • stamp itself for ever in the memory. But the sound is not at all
  • alarming; the hum of many insects, and the buzz of the wasp convince the
  • ear of danger quite as readily. As a matter of fact, we lived for weeks
  • in Silverado, coming and going, with rattles sprung on every side, and
  • it never occurred to us to be afraid. I used to take sun-baths and do
  • calisthenics in a certain pleasant nook among azalea and calcanthus, the
  • rattles whizzing on every side like spinning-wheels, and the combined
  • hiss or buzz rising louder and angrier at any sudden movement; but I was
  • never in the least impressed, nor ever attacked. It was only towards the
  • end of our stay, that a man down at Calistoga, who was expatiating on
  • the terrifying nature of the sound, gave me at last a very good
  • imitation; and it burst on me at once that we dwelt in the very
  • metropolis of deadly snakes, and that the rattle was simply the
  • commonest noise in Silverado. Immediately on our return, we attacked the
  • Hansons on the subject. They had formerly assured us that our cañon was
  • favoured, like Ireland, with an entire immunity from poisonous reptiles;
  • but with the perfect inconsequence of the natural man, they were no
  • sooner found out than they went off at score in the contrary direction,
  • and we were told that in no part of the world did rattlesnakes attain to
  • such a monstrous bigness as among the warm, flower-dotted rocks of
  • Silverado. This is a contribution rather to the natural history of the
  • Hansons than to that of snakes.
  • One person, however, better served by his instinct, had known the
  • rattle from the first; and that was Chuchu, the dog. No rational
  • creature has ever led an existence more poisoned by terror than that
  • dog's at Silverado. Every whiz of the rattle made him bound. His eyes
  • rolled; he trembled; he would be often wet with sweat. One of our great
  • mysteries was his terror of the mountain. A little away above our nook,
  • the azaleas and almost all the vegetation ceased. Dwarf pines, not big
  • enough to be Christmas trees, grew thinly among loose stones and gravel
  • scaurs. Here and there a big boulder sat quiescent on a knoll, having
  • paused there till the next rain in his long slide down the mountain.
  • There was here no ambuscade for the snakes, you could see clearly where
  • you trod; and yet the higher I went, the more abject and appealing
  • became Chuchu's terror. He was an excellent master of that composite
  • language in which dogs communicate with men, and he would assure me, on
  • his honour, that there was some peril on the mountain; appeal to me, by
  • all that I held holy, to turn back; and at length, finding all was in
  • vain, and that I still persisted, ignorantly foolhardy, he would
  • suddenly whip round and make a bee-line down the slope for Silverado,
  • the gravel showering after him. What was he afraid of? There were
  • admittedly brown bears and Californian lions on the mountain; and a
  • grizzly visited Rufe's poultry yard not long before, to the unspeakable
  • alarm of Caliban, who dashed out to chastise the intruder, and found
  • himself, by moonlight, face to face with such a tartar. Something at
  • least there must have been; some hairy, dangerous brute lodged
  • permanently among the rocks a little to the north-west of Silverado,
  • spending his summer thereabout, with wife and family.
  • And there was, or there had been, another animal. Once, under the broad
  • daylight, on that open stony hillside, where the baby pines were
  • growing, scarcely tall enough to be a badge for a MacGregor's bonnet, I
  • came suddenly upon his innocent body, lying mummified by the dry air and
  • sun: a pigmy kangaroo. I am ingloriously ignorant of these subjects;
  • had never heard of such a beast; thought myself face to face with some
  • incomparable sport of nature; and began to cherish hopes of immortality
  • in science. Rarely have I been conscious of a stranger thrill than when
  • I raised that singular creature from the stones, dry as a board, his
  • innocent heart long quiet, and all warm with sunshine. His long hind
  • legs were stiff, his tiny forepaws clutched upon his breast, as if to
  • leap; his poor life cut short upon that mountain by some unknown
  • accident. But the Kangaroo rat, it proved, was no such unknown animal;
  • and my discovery was nothing.
  • Crickets were not wanting. I thought I could make out exactly four of
  • them, each with a corner of his own, who used to make night musical at
  • Silverado. In the matter of voice, they far excelled the birds, and
  • their ringing whistle sounded from rock to rock, calling and replying
  • the same thing, as in a meaningless opera. Thus, children in full health
  • and spirits shout together, to the dismay of neighbours; and their idle,
  • happy, deafening vociferations rise and fall, like the song of the
  • crickets. I used to sit at night on the platform, and wonder why these
  • creatures were so happy; and what was wrong with man that he also did
  • not wind up his days with an hour or two of shouting; but I suspect that
  • all long-lived animals are solemn. The dogs alone are hardly used by
  • nature; and it seems a manifest injustice for poor Chuchu to die in his
  • teens, after a life so shadowed and troubled, continually shaken with
  • alarm, and the tear of elegant sentiment permanently in his eye.
  • There was another neighbour of ours at Silverado, small but very active,
  • a destructive fellow. This was a black, ugly fly--a bore, the Hansons
  • called him--who lived by hundreds in the boarding of our house. He
  • entered by a round hole, more neatly pierced than a man could do it with
  • a gimlet, and he seems to have spent his life in cutting out the
  • interior of the plank, but whether as a dwelling or a store-house, I
  • could never find. When I used to lie in bed in the morning for a
  • rest--we had no easy-chairs in Silverado--I would hear, hour after hour,
  • the sharp cutting sound of his labours, and from time to time a dainty
  • shower of sawdust would fall upon the blankets. There lives no more
  • industrious creature than a bore.
  • And now that I have named to the reader all our animals and insects
  • without exception--only I find I have forgotten the flies--he will be
  • able to appreciate the singular privacy and silence of our days. It was
  • not only man who was excluded: animals, the song of birds, the lowing of
  • cattle, the bleating of sheep, clouds even, and the variations of the
  • weather, were here also wanting; and as, day after day, the sky was one
  • dome of blue, and the pines below us stood motionless in the still air,
  • so the hours themselves were marked out from each other only by the
  • series of our own affairs, and the sun's great period as he ranged
  • westward through the heavens. The two birds cackled awhile in the early
  • morning; all day the water tinkled in the shaft, the bores ground
  • sawdust in the planking of our crazy palace--infinitesimal sounds; and
  • it was only with the return of night that any change would fall on our
  • surroundings, or the four crickets begin to flute together in the dark.
  • Indeed, it would be hard to exaggerate the pleasure that we took in the
  • approach of evening. Our day was not very long, but it was very tiring.
  • To trip along unsteady planks or wade among shifting stones, to go to
  • and fro for water, to clamber down the glen to the Toll House after meat
  • and letters, to cook, to make fires and beds, were all exhausting to the
  • body. Life out of doors, besides, under the fierce eye of day, draws
  • largely on the animal spirits. There are certain hours in the afternoon
  • when a man, unless he is in strong health or enjoys a vacant mind, would
  • rather creep into a cool corner of a house and sit upon the chairs of
  • civilisation. About that time, the sharp stones, the planks, the
  • upturned boxes of Silverado, began to grow irksome to my body; I set out
  • on that hopeless, never-ending quest for a more comfortable posture; I
  • would be fevered and weary of the staring sun; and just then he would
  • begin courteously to withdraw his countenance, the shadows lengthened,
  • the aromatic airs awoke, and an indescribable but happy change announced
  • the coming of the night.
  • The hours of evening when we were once curtained in the friendly dark,
  • sped lightly. Even as with the crickets, night brought to us a certain
  • spirit of rejoicing. It was good to taste the air; good to mark the
  • dawning of the stars, as they increased their glittering company; good,
  • too, to gather stones, and send them crashing down the chute, a wave of
  • light. It seemed, in some way, the reward and the fulfilment of the day.
  • So it is when men dwell in the open air; it is one of the simple
  • pleasures that we lose by living cribbed and covered in a house, that,
  • though the coming of the day is still the most inspiriting, yet day's
  • departure, also, and the return of night refresh, renew, and quiet us;
  • and in the pastures of the dusk we stand, like cattle, exulting in the
  • absence of the load.
  • Our nights were never cold, and they were always still, but for one
  • remarkable exception. Regularly, about nine o'clock, a warm wind sprang
  • up, and blew for ten minutes, or maybe a quarter of an hour, right down
  • the cañon, fanning it well out, airing it as a mother airs the night
  • nursery before the children sleep. As far as I could judge, in the clear
  • darkness of the night, this wind was purely local: perhaps dependent on
  • the configuration of the glen. At least, it was very welcome to the hot
  • and weary squatters; and if we were not abed already, the springing up
  • of this lilliputian valley-wind would often be our signal to retire.
  • I was the last to go to bed, as I was still the first to rise. Many a
  • night I have strolled about the platform, taking a bath of darkness
  • before I slept. The rest would be in bed, and even from the forge I
  • could hear them talking together from bunk to bunk. A single candle in
  • the neck of a pint bottle was their only illumination; and yet the old
  • cracked house seemed literally bursting with the light. It shone keen as
  • a knife through all the vertical chinks; it struck upward through the
  • broken shingles; and through the eastern door and window, it fell in a
  • great splash upon the thicket and the overhanging rock. You would have
  • said a conflagration, or at the least a roaring forge; and behold, it
  • was but a candle. Or perhaps it was yet more strange to see the
  • procession moving bedwards round the corner of the house, and up the
  • plank that brought us to the bedroom door; under the immense spread of
  • the starry heavens, down in a crevice of the giant mountain, these few
  • human shapes, with their unshielded taper, made so disproportionate a
  • figure in the eye and mind. But the more he is alone with nature, the
  • greater man and his doings bulk in the consideration of his fellow-men.
  • Miles and miles away upon the opposite hilltops, if there were any
  • hunter belated or any traveller who had lost his way, he must have
  • stood, and watched and wondered, from the time the candle issued from
  • the door of the assayer's office till it had mounted the plank and
  • disappeared again into the miners' dormitory.
  • "VIRGINIBUS PUERISQUE"
  • AND OTHER PAPERS
  • DEDICATION
  • MY DEAR WILLIAM ERNEST HENLEY,
  • We are all busy in this world building Towers of Babel; and the child of
  • our imaginations is always a changeling when it comes from nurse. This
  • is not only true in the greatest, as of wars and folios, but in the
  • least also, like the trifling volume in your hand. Thus I began to write
  • these papers with a definite end: I was to be the _Advocatus_, not I
  • hope _Diaboli_, but _Juventutis_; I was to state temperately the beliefs
  • of youth as opposed to the contentions of age; to go over all the field
  • where the two differ, and produce at last a little volume of special
  • pleadings which I might call, without misnomer, "Life at Twenty-five."
  • But times kept changing, and I shared in the change. I clung hard to
  • that entrancing age; but, with the best will, no man can be twenty-five
  • for ever. The old, ruddy convictions deserted me, and, along with them,
  • the style that fits their presentation and defence. I saw, and indeed my
  • friends informed me, that the game was up. A good part of the volume
  • would answer to the long-projected title; but the shadows of the
  • prison-house are on the rest.
  • It is good to have been young in youth and, as years go on, to grow
  • older. Many are already old before they are through their teens; but to
  • travel deliberately through one's ages is to get the heart out of a
  • liberal education. Times change, opinions vary to their opposite, and
  • still this world appears a brave gymnasium, full of sea-bathing, and
  • horse-exercise, and bracing, manly virtues; and what can be more
  • encouraging than to find the friend who was welcome at one age, still
  • welcome at another? Our affections and beliefs are wiser than we; the
  • best that is in us is better than we can understand; for it is grounded
  • beyond experience, and guides us, blindfold but safe, from one age on to
  • another.
  • These papers are like milestones on the wayside of my life; and as I
  • look back in memory, there is hardly a stage of that distance but I see
  • you present with advice, reproof, or praise. Meanwhile, many things have
  • changed, you and I among the rest: but I hope that our sympathy, founded
  • on the love of our art, and nourished by mutual assistance, shall
  • survive these little revolutions undiminished, and, with God's help,
  • unite us to the end.
  • R. L. S.
  • DAVOS PLATZ, 1881.
  • I
  • "VIRGINIBUS PUERISQUE"
  • I
  • With the single exception of Falstaff, all Shakespeare's characters are
  • what we call marrying men. Mercutio, as he was own cousin to Benedick
  • and Biron, would have come to the same end in the long run. Even Iago
  • had a wife, and, what is far stranger, he was jealous. People like
  • Jacques and the Fool in _Lear_, although we can hardly imagine they
  • would ever marry, keep single out of a cynical humour or for a broken
  • heart, and not, as we do nowadays, from a spirit of incredulity and
  • preference for the single state. For that matter, if you turn to George
  • Sand's French version of _As You Like It_ (and I think I can promise you
  • will like it but little), you will find Jacques marries Celia just as
  • Orlando marries Rosalind.
  • At least there seems to have been much less hesitation over marriage in
  • Shakespeare's days; and what hesitation there was was of a laughing
  • sort, and not much more serious, one way or the other, than that of
  • Panurge. In modern comedies the heroes are mostly of Benedick's way of
  • thinking, but twice as much in earnest, and not one quarter so
  • confident. And I take this diffidence as a proof of how sincere their
  • terror is. They know they are only human after all; they know what gins
  • and pitfalls lie about their feet; and how the shadow of matrimony
  • waits, resolute and awful, at the cross-roads. They would wish to keep
  • their liberty; but if that may not be, why, God's will be done! "What,
  • are you afraid of marriage?" asks Cécile, in _Maître Guerin_. "Oh, mon
  • Dieu, non!" replies Arthur; "I should take chloroform." They look
  • forward to marriage much in the same way as they prepare themselves for
  • death: each seems inevitable; each is a great Perhaps, and a leap into
  • the dark, for which, when a man is in the blue devils, he has specially
  • to harden his heart. That splendid scoundrel, Maxime de Trailles, took
  • the news of marriages much as an old man hears the deaths of his
  • contemporaries. "C'est désespérant," he cried, throwing himself down in
  • the arm-chair at Madame Schontz's; "c'est désespérant, nous nous marions
  • tous!" Every marriage was like another grey hair on his head; and the
  • jolly church-bells seemed to taunt him with his fifty years and fair
  • round belly.
  • The fact is, we are much more afraid of life than our ancestors, and
  • cannot find it in our hearts either to marry or not to marry. Marriage
  • is terrifying, but so is a cold and forlorn old age. The friendships of
  • men are vastly agreeable, but they are insecure. You know all the time
  • that one friend will marry and put you to the door; a second accept a
  • situation in China, and become no more to you than a name, a
  • reminiscence, and an occasional crossed letter, very laborious to read;
  • a third will take up with some religious crotchet and treat you to sour
  • looks thenceforward. So, in one way or another, life forces men apart
  • and breaks up the goodly fellowships for ever. The very flexibility and
  • ease which make men's friendships so agreeable while they endure, make
  • them the easier to destroy and forget. And a man who has a few friends,
  • or one who has a dozen (if there be any one so wealthy on this earth),
  • cannot forget on how precarious a base his happiness reposes; and how by
  • a stroke or two of fate--a death, a few light words, a piece of stamped
  • paper, a woman's bright eyes--he may be left, in a month, destitute of
  • all. Marriage is certainly a perilous remedy. Instead of on two or
  • three, you stake your happiness on one life only. But still, as the
  • bargain is more explicit and complete on your part, it is more so on the
  • other; and you have not to fear so many contingencies; it is not every
  • wind that can blow you from your anchorage; and so long as Death
  • withholds his sickle, you will always have a friend at home. People who
  • share a cell in the Bastile, or are thrown together on an uninhabited
  • isle, if they do not immediately fall to fisticuffs, will find some
  • possible ground of compromise. They will learn each other's ways and
  • humours, so as to know where they must go warily, and where they may
  • lean their whole weight. The discretion of the first years becomes the
  • settled habit of the last; and so, with wisdom and patience, two lives
  • may grow indissolubly into one.
  • But marriage, if comfortable, is not at all heroic. It certainly narrows
  • and damps the spirits of generous men. In marriage, a man becomes slack
  • and selfish, and under-goes a fatty degeneration of his moral being. It
  • is not only when Lydgate misallies himself with Rosamond Vincy, but when
  • Ladislaw marries above him with Dorothea, that this may be exemplified.
  • The air of the fireside withers out all the fine wildings of the
  • husband's heart. He is so comfortable and happy that he begins to prefer
  • comfort and happiness to everything else on earth, his wife included.
  • Yesterday he would have shared his last shilling; to-day "his first duty
  • is to his family," and is fulfilled in large measure by laying down
  • vintages and husbanding the health of an invaluable parent. Twenty years
  • ago this man was equally capable of crime or heroism; now he is fit for
  • neither. His soul is asleep, and you may speak without constraint; you
  • will not wake him. It is not for nothing that Don Quixote was a bachelor
  • and Marcus Aurelius married ill. For women there is less of this danger.
  • Marriage is of so much use to a woman, opens out to her so much more of
  • life, and puts her in the way of so much more freedom and usefulness,
  • that, whether she marry ill or well, she can hardly miss some benefit.
  • It is true, however, that some of the merriest and most genuine of women
  • are old maids; and that those old maids, and wives who are unhappily
  • married, have often most of the true motherly touch. And this would seem
  • to show, even for women, some narrowing influence in comfortable married
  • life. But the rule is none the less certain: if you wish the pick of men
  • and women, take a good bachelor and a good wife.
  • I am often filled with wonder that so many marriages are passably
  • successful, and so few come to open failure, the more so as I fail to
  • understand the principle on which people regulate their choice. I see
  • women marrying indiscriminately with staring burgesses and ferret-faced,
  • white-eyed boys, and men dwell in contentment with noisy scullions, or
  • taking into their lives acidulous vestals. It is a common answer to say
  • the good people marry because they fall in love; and of course you may
  • use and misuse a word as much as you please, if you have the world along
  • with you. But love is at least a somewhat hyperbolical expression for
  • such lukewarm preference. It is not here, anyway, that Love employs his
  • golden shafts; he cannot be said, with any fitness of language, to reign
  • here and revel. Indeed, if this be love at all, it is plain the poets
  • have been fooling with mankind since the foundation of the world. And
  • you have only to look these happy couples in the face, to see they have
  • never been in love, or in hate, or in any other high passion all their
  • days. When you see a dish of fruit at dessert, you sometimes set your
  • affections upon one particular peach or nectarine, watch it with some
  • anxiety as it comes round the table, and feel quite a sensible
  • disappointment when it is taken by some one else. I have used the phrase
  • "high passion." Well, I should say this was about as high a passion as
  • generally leads to marriage. One husband hears after marriage that some
  • poor fellow is dying of his wife's love. "What a pity!" he exclaims;
  • "you know I could so easily have got another!" And yet that is a very
  • happy union. Or again: A young man was telling me the sweet story of his
  • loves. "I like it well enough as long as her sisters are there," said
  • this amorous swain; "but I don't know what to do when we're alone." Once
  • more: A married lady was debating the subject with another lady. "You
  • know, dear," said the first, "after ten years of marriage, if he is
  • nothing else, your husband is always an old friend." "I have many old
  • friends," returned the other, "but I prefer them to be nothing more."
  • "Oh, perhaps I might _prefer_ that also!" There is a common note in
  • these three illustrations of the modern idyll; and it must be owned the
  • god goes among us with a limping gait and blear eyes. You wonder whether
  • it was so always; whether desire was always equally dull and spiritless,
  • and possession equally cold. I cannot help fancying most people make,
  • ere they marry, some such table of recommendations as Hannah Godwin
  • wrote to her brother William anent her friend, Miss Gay. It is so
  • charmingly comical, and so pat to the occasion, that I must quote a few
  • phrases. "The young lady is in every sense formed to make one of your
  • disposition really happy. She has a pleasing voice, with which she
  • accompanies her musical instrument with judgment. She has an easy
  • politeness in her manners, neither free nor reserved. She is a good
  • housekeeper and a good economist, and yet of a generous disposition. As
  • to her internal accomplishments, I have reason to speak still more
  • highly of them: good sense without vanity, a penetrating judgment
  • without a disposition to satire, with about as much religion as my
  • William likes, struck me with a wish that she was my William's wife."
  • That is about the tune: pleasing voice, moderate good looks,
  • unimpeachable internal accomplishments after the style of the copy-book,
  • with about as much religion as my William likes; and then, with all
  • speed, to church.
  • To deal plainly, if they only married when they fell in love, most
  • people would die unwed; and among the others, there would be not a few
  • tumultuous households. The Lion is the King of Beasts, but he is
  • scarcely suitable for a domestic pet. In the same way, I suspect love
  • is rather too violent a passion to make, in all cases, a good domestic
  • sentiment. Like other violent excitements, it throws up not only what is
  • best, but what is worst and smallest, in men's characters. Just as some
  • people are malicious in drink, or brawling and virulent under the
  • influence of religious feeling, some are moody, jealous, and exacting
  • when they are in love, who are honest, downright, good-hearted fellows
  • enough in the everyday affairs and humours of the world.
  • How then, seeing we are driven to the hypothesis that people choose in
  • comparatively cold blood, how is it they choose so well? One is almost
  • tempted to hint that it does not much matter whom you marry; that, in
  • fact, marriage is a subjective affection, and if you have made up your
  • mind to it, and once talked yourself fairly over, you could "pull it
  • through" with anybody. But even if we take matrimony at its lowest, even
  • if we regard it as no more than a sort of friendship recognised by the
  • police, there must be degrees in the freedom and sympathy realised, and
  • some principle to guide simple folk in their selection. Now what should
  • this principle be? Are there no more definite rules than are to be found
  • in the Prayer-book? Law and religion forbid the banns on the ground of
  • propinquity or consanguinity; society steps in to separate classes; and
  • in all this most critical matter, has common sense, has wisdom, never a
  • word to say? In the absence of more magisterial teaching, let us talk it
  • over between friends: even a few guesses may be of interest to youths
  • and maidens.
  • In all that concerns eating and drinking, company, climate, and ways of
  • life, community of taste is to be sought for. It would be trying, for
  • instance, to keep bed and board with an early riser or a vegetarian. In
  • matters of art and intellect, I believe it is of no consequence.
  • Certainly it is of none in the companionships of men, who will dine more
  • readily with one who has a good heart, a good cellar, and a humorous
  • tongue, than with another who shares all their favourite hobbies and is
  • melancholy withal. If your wife likes Tupper, that is no reason why you
  • should hang your head. She thinks with the majority, and has the courage
  • of her opinions. I have always suspected public taste to be a mongrel
  • product, out of affectation by dogmatism; and felt sure, if you could
  • only find an honest man of no special literary bent, he would tell you
  • he thought much of Shakespeare bombastic and most absurd, and all of him
  • written in very obscure English and wearisome to read. And not long ago
  • I was able to lay by my lantern in content, for I found the honest man.
  • He was a fellow of parts, quick, humorous, a clever painter, and with an
  • eye for certain poetical effects of sea and ships. I am not much of a
  • judge of that kind of thing, but a sketch of his comes before me
  • sometimes at night. How strong, supple, and living the ship seems upon
  • the billows! With what a dip and rake she shears the flying sea! I
  • cannot fancy the man who saw this effect, and took it on the wing with
  • so much force and spirit, was what you call commonplace in the last
  • recesses of the heart. And yet he thought, and was not ashamed to have
  • it known of him, that Ouida was better in every way than William
  • Shakespeare. If there were more people of his honesty, this would be
  • about the staple of lay criticism. It is not taste that is plentiful,
  • but courage that is rare. And what have we in place? How many, who think
  • no otherwise than the young painter, have we not heard disbursing
  • second-hand hyperboles? Have you never turned sick at heart, O best of
  • critics! when some of your own sweet adjectives were returned on you
  • before a gaping audience? Enthusiasm about art is become a function of
  • the average female being, which she performs with precision and a sort
  • of haunting sprightliness, like an ingenious and well-regulated machine.
  • Sometimes, alas! the calmest man is carried away in the torrent, bandies
  • adjectives with the best, and out-Herods Herod for some shameful
  • moments. When you remember that, you will be tempted to put things
  • strongly, and say you will marry no one who is not like George the
  • Second, and cannot state openly a distaste for poetry and painting.
  • The word "facts" is, in some ways, crucial. I have spoken with Jesuits
  • and Plymouth Brethren, mathematicians and poets, dogmatic republicans
  • and dear old gentlemen in bird's-eye neckcloths; and each understood the
  • word "facts" in an occult sense of his own. Try as I might, I could get
  • no nearer the principle of their division. What was essential to them
  • seemed to me trivial or untrue. We could come to no compromise as to
  • what was, or what was not, important in the life of man. Turn as we
  • pleased, we all stood back to back in a big ring, and saw another
  • quarter of the heavens, with different mountain-tops along the sky-line
  • and different constellations overhead. We had each of us some whimsy in
  • the brain, which we believed more than anything else, and which
  • discoloured all experience to its own shade. How would you have people
  • agree, when one is deaf and the other blind? Now this is where there
  • should be community between man and wife. They should be agreed on their
  • catchword in "_facts of religion_," or "_facts of science_," or
  • "_society, my dear_"; for without such an agreement all intercourse is a
  • painful strain upon the mind. "About as much religion as my William
  • likes," in short, that is what is necessary to make a happy couple of
  • any William and his spouse. For there are differences which no habit nor
  • affection can reconcile, and the Bohemian must not intermarry with the
  • Pharisee. Imagine Consuelo as Mrs. Samuel Budget, the wife of the
  • Successful Merchant! The best of men and the best of women may sometimes
  • live together all their lives, and for want of some consent on
  • fundamental questions, hold each other lost spirits to the end.
  • A certain sort of talent is almost indispensable for people who would
  • spend years together and not bore themselves to death. But the talent,
  • like the agreement, must be for and about life. To dwell happily
  • together they should be versed in the niceties of the heart, and born
  • with a faculty for willing compromise. The woman must be talented as a
  • woman, and it will not much matter although she is talented in nothing
  • else. She must know her _métier de femme_, and have a fine touch for the
  • affections. And it is more important that a person should be a good
  • gossip, and talk pleasantly and smartly of common friends and the
  • thousand and one nothings of the day and hour, than that she should
  • speak with the tongues of men and angels; for a while together by the
  • fire happens more frequently in marriage than the presence of a
  • distinguished foreigner to dinner. That people should laugh over the
  • same sort of jests, and have many a story of "grouse in the gun-room,"
  • many an old joke between them which time cannot wither nor custom stale,
  • is a better preparation for life, by your leave, than many other things
  • higher and better sounding in the world's ears. You could read Kant by
  • yourself, if you wanted; but you must share a joke with some one else.
  • You can forgive people who do not follow you through a philosophical
  • disquisition; but to find your wife laughing when you had tears in your
  • eyes or staring when you were in a fit of laughter, would go some way
  • towards a dissolution of the marriage.
  • I know a woman who, from some distaste or disability, could never so
  • much as understand the meaning of the word _politics_, and has given up
  • trying to distinguish Whigs from Tories; but take her on her own
  • politics, ask her about other men or women and the chicanery of everyday
  • existence--the rubs, the tricks, the vanities on which life turns--and
  • you will not find many more shrewd, trenchant, and humorous. Nay, to
  • make plainer what I have in mind, this same woman has a share of the
  • higher and more poetical understanding, frank interest in things for
  • their own sake, and enduring astonishment at the most common. She is
  • not to be deceived by custom, or made to think a mystery solved when it
  • is repeated. I have heard her say she could wonder herself crazy over
  • the human eyebrow. Now in a world where most of us walk very contentedly
  • in the little lit circle of their own reason, and have to be reminded of
  • what lies without by specious and clamant exceptions--earthquakes,
  • eruptions of Vesuvius, banjos floating in mid-air at a _séance_, and the
  • like--a mind so fresh and unsophisticated is no despicable gift. I will
  • own I think it a better sort of mind than goes necessarily with the
  • clearest views on public business. It will wash. It will find something
  • to say at an odd moment. It has in it the spring of pleasant and quaint
  • fancies. Whereas I can imagine myself yawning all night long until my
  • jaws ached and the tears came into my eyes, although my companion on the
  • other side of the hearth held the most enlightened opinions on the
  • franchise or the ballot.
  • The question of professions, in as far as they regard marriage, was only
  • interesting to women until of late days, but it touches all of us now.
  • Certainly, if I could help it, I would never marry a wife who wrote. The
  • practice of letters is miserably harassing to the mind; and after an
  • hour or two's work, all the more human portion of the author is extinct;
  • he will bully, backbite, and speak daggers. Music, I hear, is not much
  • better. But painting, on the contrary, is often highly sedative; because
  • so much of the labour, after your picture is once begun, is almost
  • entirely manual, and of that skilled sort of manual labour which offers
  • a continual series of successes, and so tickles a man, through his
  • vanity, into good humour. Alas! in letters there is nothing of this
  • sort. You may write as beautiful a hand as you will, you have always
  • something else to think of, and cannot pause to notice your loops and
  • flourishes; they are beside the mark, and the first law stationer could
  • put you to the blush. Rousseau, indeed, made some account of penmanship,
  • even made it a source of livelihood, when he copied out the "Héloïse"
  • for _dilettante_ ladies; and therein showed that strange eccentric
  • prudence which guided him among so many thousand follies and insanities.
  • It would be well for all of the _genus irritabile_ thus to add something
  • of skilled labour to intangible brain-work. To find the right word is so
  • doubtful a success and lies so near to failure, that there is no
  • satisfaction in a year of it; but we all know when we have formed a
  • letter perfectly; and a stupid artist, right or wrong, is almost equally
  • certain he has found a right tone or a right colour, or made a dexterous
  • stroke with his brush. And, again, painters may work out of doors; and
  • the fresh air, the deliberate seasons, and the "tranquillising
  • influence" of the green earth, counterbalance the fever of thought, and
  • keep them cool, placable, and prosaic.
  • A ship captain is a good man to marry if it is a marriage of love, for
  • absences are a good influence in love and keep it bright and delicate;
  • but he is just the worst man if the feeling is more pedestrian, as habit
  • is too frequently torn open and the solder has never time to set. Men
  • who fish, botanise, work with the turning-lathe, or gather sea-weeds,
  • will make admirable husbands; and a little amateur painting in
  • water-colour shows the innocent and quiet mind. Those who have a few
  • intimates are to be avoided; while those who swim loose, who have their
  • hat in their hand all along the street, who can number an infinity of
  • acquaintances and are not chargeable with any one friend, promise an
  • easy disposition and no rival to the wife's influence. I will not say
  • they are the best of men, but they are the stuff out of which adroit and
  • capable women manufacture the best of husbands. It is to be noticed that
  • those who have loved once or twice already are so much the better
  • educated to a woman's hand; the bright boy of fiction is an odd and most
  • uncomfortable mixture of shyness and coarseness, and needs a deal of
  • civilising. Lastly (and this is, perhaps, the golden rule) no woman
  • should marry a teetotaller, or a man who does not smoke. It is not for
  • nothing that this "ignoble tabagie," as Michelet calls it, spreads over
  • all the world. Michelet rails against it because it renders you happy
  • apart from thought or work; to provident women this will seem no evil
  • influence in married life. Whatever keeps a man in the front garden,
  • whatever checks wandering fancy and all inordinate ambition, whatever
  • makes for lounging and contentment, makes just so surely for domestic
  • happiness.
  • These notes, if they amuse the reader at all, will probably amuse him
  • more when he differs than when he agrees with them; at least they will
  • do no harm, for nobody will follow my advice. But the last word is of
  • more concern. Marriage is a step so grave and decisive that it attracts
  • light-headed, variable men by its very awfulness. They have been so
  • tried among the inconstant squalls and currents, so often sailed for
  • islands in the air or lain becalmed with burning heart, that they will
  • risk all for solid ground below their feet. Desperate pilots, they run
  • their sea-sick, weary barque upon the dashing rocks. It seems as if
  • marriage were the royal road through life, and realised, on the instant,
  • what we have all dreamed on summer Sundays when the bells ring, or at
  • night when we cannot sleep for the desire of living. They think it will
  • sober and change them. Like those who join a brotherhood, they fancy it
  • needs but an act to be out of the coil and clamour for ever. But this is
  • a wile of the devil's. To the end, spring winds will sow disquietude,
  • passing faces leave a regret behind them, and the whole world keep
  • calling and calling in their ears. For marriage is like life in
  • this--that it is a field of battle, and not a bed of roses.
  • II
  • Hope, they say, deserts us at no period of our existence. From first to
  • last, and in the face of smarting disillusions we continue to expect
  • good fortune, better health, and better conduct; and that so
  • confidently, that we judge it needless to deserve them. I think it
  • improbable that I shall ever write like Shakespeare, conduct an army
  • like Hannibal, or distinguish myself like Marcus Aurelius in the paths
  • of virtue; and yet I have my by-days, hope prompting, when I am very
  • ready to believe that I shall combine all these various excellences in
  • my own person, and go marching down to posterity with divine honours.
  • There is nothing so monstrous but we can believe it of ourselves. About
  • ourselves, about our aspirations and delinquencies, we have dwelt by
  • choice in a delicious vagueness from our boyhood up. No one will have
  • forgotten Tom Sawyer's aspiration: "Ah, if he could only die
  • _temporarily_!" Or, perhaps, better still, the inward resolution of the
  • two pirates, that "so long as they remained in that business, their
  • piracies should not again be sullied with the crime of stealing." Here
  • we recognise the thoughts of our boyhood; and our boyhood ceased,--well,
  • when?--not, I think, at twenty; nor, perhaps, altogether at twenty-five;
  • nor yet at thirty; and possibly, to be quite frank, we are still in the
  • thick of that arcadian period. For as the race of man, after centuries
  • of civilisation, still keeps some traits of their barbarian fathers, so
  • man the individual is not altogether quit of youth, when he is already
  • old and honoured, and Lord Chancellor of England. We advance in years
  • somewhat in the manner of an invading army in a barren land; the age
  • that we have reached, as the phrase goes, we but hold with an outpost,
  • and still keep open our communications with the extreme rear and first
  • beginnings of the march. There is our true base; that is not only the
  • beginning, but the perennial spring of our faculties; and grandfather
  • William can retire upon occasion into the green enchanted forest of his
  • boyhood.
  • The unfading boyishness of hope and its vigorous irrationality are
  • nowhere better displayed than in questions of conduct. There is a
  • character in the "Pilgrim's Progress," one Mr. "Linger-after-Lust," with
  • whom I fancy we are all on speaking terms; one famous among the famous
  • for ingenuity of hope up to and beyond the moment of defeat; one who,
  • after eighty years of contrary experience, will believe it possible to
  • continue in the business of piracy and yet avoid the guilt of theft.
  • Every sin is our last; every 1st of January a remarkable turning-point
  • in our career. Any overt act, above all, is felt to be alchemic in its
  • power to change. A drunkard takes the pledge; it will be strange if that
  • does not help him. For how many years did Mr. Pepys continue to make and
  • break his little vows? And yet I have not heard that he was discouraged
  • in the end. By such steps we think to fix a momentary resolution; as a
  • timid fellow hies him to the dentist's while the tooth is stinging.
  • But, alas, by planting a stake at the top of flood, you can neither
  • prevent nor delay the inevitable ebb. There is no hocus-pocus in
  • morality; and even the "sanctimonious ceremony" of marriage leaves the
  • man unchanged. This is a hard saying, and has an air of paradox. For
  • there is something in marriage so natural and inviting, that the step
  • has an air of great simplicity and ease; it offers to bury for ever many
  • aching preoccupations; it is to afford us unfailing and familiar company
  • through life; it opens up a smiling prospect of the blest and passive
  • kind of love, rather than the blessing and active; it is approached not
  • only through the delights of courtship, but by a public performance and
  • repeated legal signatures. A man naturally thinks it will go hard with
  • him if he cannot be good and fortunate and happy within such august
  • circumvallations.
  • And yet there is probably no other act in a man's life so hot-headed and
  • foolhardy as this one of marriage. For years, let us suppose, you have
  • been making the most indifferent business of your career. Your
  • experience has not, we may dare to say, been more encouraging than
  • Paul's or Horace's; like them, you have seen and desired the good that
  • you were not able to accomplish; like them, you have done the evil that
  • you loathed. You have walked at night in a hot or a cold sweat,
  • according to your habit of body, remembering, with dismal surprise, your
  • own unpardonable acts and sayings. You have been sometimes tempted to
  • withdraw entirely from this game of life; as a man who makes nothing but
  • misses withdraws from that less dangerous one of billiards. You have
  • fallen back upon the thought that you yourself most sharply smarted for
  • your misdemeanours, or, in the old, plaintive phrase, that you were
  • nobody's enemy but your own. And then you have been made aware of what
  • was beautiful and amiable, wise and kind, in the other part of your
  • behaviour; and it seemed as if nothing could reconcile the
  • contradiction, as indeed nothing can. If you are a man, you have shut
  • your mouth hard and said nothing; and if you are only a man in the
  • making, you have recognised that yours was quite a special case, and you
  • yourself not guilty of your own pestiferous career.
  • Granted, and with all my heart. Let us accept these apologies; let us
  • agree that you are nobody's enemy but your own; let us agree that you
  • are a sort of moral cripple, impotent for good; and let us regard you
  • with the unmingled pity due to such a fate. But there is one thing to
  • which, on these terms, we can never agree:--we can never agree to have
  • you marry. What! you have had one life to manage, and have failed so
  • strangely, and now can see nothing wiser than to conjoin with it the
  • management of some one else's? Because you have been unfaithful in a
  • very little, you propose yourself to be a ruler over ten cities. You
  • strip yourself by such a step of all remaining consolations and excuses.
  • You are no longer content to be your own enemy; you must be your wife's
  • also. You have been hitherto in a mere subaltern attitude; dealing cruel
  • blows about you in life, yet only half responsible, since you came there
  • by no choice or movement of your own. Now, it appears, you must take
  • things on your own authority: God made you, but you marry yourself; and
  • for all that your wife suffers, no one is responsible but you. A man
  • must be very certain of his knowledge ere he undertake to guide a
  • ticket-of-leave man through a dangerous pass; you have eternally missed
  • your way in life, with consequences that you still deplore, and yet you
  • masterfully seize your wife's hand, and, blindfold, drag her after you
  • to ruin. And it is your wife, you observe, whom you select. Her, whose
  • happiness you most desire, you choose to be your victim. You would
  • earnestly warn her from a tottering bridge or bad investment. If she
  • were to marry some one else, how you would tremble for her fate! If she
  • were only your sister, and you thought half as much of her, how
  • doubtfully would you entrust her future to a man no better than
  • yourself!
  • Times are changed with him who marries; there are no more by-path
  • meadows where you may innocently linger, but the road lies long and
  • straight and dusty to the grave. Idleness, which is often becoming and
  • even wise in the bachelor, begins to wear a different aspect when you
  • have a wife to support. Suppose, after you are married, one of those
  • little slips were to befall you. What happened last November might
  • surely happen February next. They may have annoyed you at the time,
  • because they were not what you had meant; but how will they annoy you in
  • the future, and how will they shake the fabric of your wife's confidence
  • and peace! A thousand things unpleasing went on in the _chiaroscuro_ of
  • a life that you shrank from too particularly realising; you did not
  • care, in those days, to make a fetish of your conscience; you would
  • recognise your failures with a nod, and so, good day. But the time for
  • these reserves is over. You have wilfully introduced a witness into your
  • life, the scene of these defeats, and can no longer close the mind's eye
  • upon uncomely passages, but must stand up straight and put a name upon
  • your actions. And your witness is not only the judge, but the victim of
  • your sins; not only can she condemn you to the sharpest penalties, but
  • she must herself share feelingly in their endurance. And observe, once
  • more, with what temerity you have chosen precisely _her_ to be your spy,
  • whose esteem you value highest, and whom you have already taught to
  • think you better than you are. You may think you had a conscience and
  • believed in God; but what is a conscience to a wife? Wise men of yore
  • erected statues of their deities, and consciously performed their part
  • in life before those marble eyes. A god watched them at the board, and
  • stood by their bedside in the morning when they woke; and all about
  • their ancient cities, where they bought and sold or where they piped and
  • wrestled, there would stand some symbol of the things that are outside
  • of man. These were lessons, delivered in the quiet dialect of art, which
  • told their story faithfully, but gently. It is the same lesson, if you
  • will--but how harrowingly taught!--when the woman you respect shall weep
  • from your unkindness or blush with shame at your misconduct. Poor girls
  • in Italy turn their painted Madonnas to the wall: you cannot set aside
  • your wife. To marry is to domesticate the Recording Angel. Once you are
  • married, there is nothing left for you, not even suicide, but to be
  • good.
  • And goodness in marriage is a more intricate problem than mere single
  • virtue; for in marriage there are two ideals to be realised. A girl, it
  • is true, has always lived in a glass house among reproving relatives,
  • whose word was law; she has been bred up to sacrifice her judgments and
  • take the key submissively from dear papa; and it is wonderful how
  • swiftly she can change her tune into the husband's. Her morality has
  • been, too often, an affair of precept and conformity. But in the case of
  • a bachelor who has enjoyed some measure both of privacy and freedom, his
  • moral judgments have been passed in some accordance with his nature. His
  • sins were always sins in his own sight; he could then only sin when he
  • did some act against his clear conviction; the light that he walked by
  • was obscure, but it was single. Now, when two people of any grit and
  • spirit put their fortunes into one, there succeeds to this comparative
  • certainty a huge welter of competing jurisdictions. It no longer matters
  • so much how life appears to one; one must consult another: one, who may
  • be strong, must not offend the other, who is weak. The only weak brother
  • I am willing to consider is (to make a bull for once) my wife. For her,
  • and for her only, I must waive my righteous judgments, and go crookedly
  • about my life. How, then, in such an atmosphere of compromise, to keep
  • honour bright and abstain from base capitulations? How are you to put
  • aside love's pleadings? How are you, the apostle of laxity, to turn
  • suddenly about into the rabbi of precision, and, after these years of
  • ragged practice, pose for a hero to the lackey who has found you out? In
  • this temptation to mutual indulgence lies the particular peril to
  • morality in married life. Daily they drop a little lower from the first
  • ideal, and for a while continue to accept these changelings with a gross
  • complacency. At last Love awakes and looks about him; find his hero sunk
  • into a stout old brute, intent on brandy pawnee; finds his heroine
  • divested of her angel brightness; and, in the flash of that first
  • disenchantment, flees for ever.
  • Again, the husband, in these unions, is usually a man, and the wife
  • commonly enough a woman; and when this is the case, although it makes
  • the firmer marriage, a thick additional veil of misconception hangs
  • above the doubtful business. Women, I believe, are somewhat rarer than
  • men; but then, if I were a woman, myself, I daresay I should hold the
  • reverse; and at least we all enter more or less wholly into one or other
  • of these camps. A man who delights women by his feminine perceptions
  • will often scatter his admirers by a chance explosion of the under side
  • of man; and the most masculine and direct of women will some day, to
  • your dire surprise, draw out like a telescope into successive lengths of
  • personation. Alas! for the man knowing her to be at heart more candid
  • than himself, who shall flounder, panting, through these mazes in the
  • quest for truth. The proper qualities of each sex are, indeed, eternally
  • surprising to the other. Between the Latin and the Teuton races there
  • are similar divergencies, not to be bridged by the most liberal
  • sympathy. And in the good, plain, cut-and-dry explanations of this life,
  • which pass current among us as the wisdom of the elders, this difficulty
  • has been turned with the aid of pious lies. Thus, when a young lady has
  • angelic features, eats nothing to speak of, plays all day long on the
  • piano, and sings ravishingly in church, it requires a rough infidelity
  • falsely called cynicism, to believe that she may be a little devil after
  • all. Yet so it is: she may be a talebearer, a liar, and a thief; she may
  • have a taste for brandy, and no heart. My compliments to George Eliot
  • for her Rosamond Vincy; the ugly work of satire she has transmuted to
  • the ends of art, by the companion figure of Lydgate; and the satire was
  • much wanted for the education of young men. That doctrine of the
  • excellence of women, however chivalrous, is cowardly as well as false.
  • It is better to face the fact, and know, when you marry that you take
  • into your life a creature of equal, if of unlike, frailties; whose weak
  • human heart beats no more tunefully than yours.
  • But it is the object of a liberal education not only to obscure the
  • knowledge of one sex by another, but to magnify the natural differences
  • between the two. Man is a creature who lives not upon bread alone, but
  • principally by catchwords; and the little rift between the sexes is
  • astonishingly widened by simply teaching one set of catchwords to the
  • girls and another to the boys. To the first, there is shown but a very
  • small field of experience, and taught a very trenchant principle for
  • judgment and action; to the other, the world of life is more largely
  • displayed, and their rule of conduct is proportionally widened. They
  • are taught to follow different virtues, to hate different vices, to
  • place their ideal, even for each other, in different achievements. What
  • should be the result of such a course? When a horse has run away, and
  • the two flustered people in the gig have each possessed themselves of a
  • rein, we know the end of that conveyance will be in the ditch. So, when
  • I see a raw youth and a green girl fluted and fiddled in a dancing
  • measure into that most serious contract, and setting out upon life's
  • journey with ideas so monstrously divergent, I am not surprised that
  • some make shipwreck, but that any come to port. What the boy does almost
  • proudly, as a manly peccadillo, the girl will shudder at as a debasing
  • vice; what is to her the mere common sense of tactics, he will spit out
  • of his mouth as shameful. Through such a sea of contrarieties must this
  • green couple steer their way; and contrive to love each other; and to
  • respect, forsooth; and be ready, when the time arrives, to educate the
  • little men and women who shall succeed to their places and perplexities.
  • And yet, when all has been said, the man who should hold back from
  • marriage is in the same case with him who runs away from battle. To
  • avoid an occasion for our virtues is a worse degree of failure than to
  • push forward pluckily and make a fall. It is lawful to pray God that we
  • be not led into temptation; but not lawful to skulk from those that come
  • to us. The noblest passage in one of the noblest books of this century,
  • is where the old pope glories in the trial, nay, in the partial fall and
  • but imperfect triumph, of the younger hero.[3] Without some such manly
  • note, it were perhaps better to have no conscience at all. But there is
  • a vast difference between teaching flight, and showing points of peril
  • that a man may march the more warily. And the true conclusion of this
  • paper is to turn our back on apprehensions, and embrace that shining and
  • courageous virtue, Faith. Hope is the boy, a blind, headlong, pleasant
  • fellow, good to chase swallows with the salt; Faith is the grave,
  • experienced, yet smiling man. Hope lives on ignorance; open-eyed Faith
  • is built upon a knowledge of our life, of the tyranny of circumstance
  • and the frailty of human resolution. Hope looks for unqualified success;
  • but Faith counts certainly on failure, and takes honourable defeat to be
  • a form of victory. Hope is a kind old pagan; but Faith grew up in
  • Christian days, and early learnt humility. In the one temper, a man is
  • indignant that he cannot spring up in a clap to heights of elegance and
  • virtue; in the other, out of a sense of his infirmities, he is filled
  • with confidence because a year has come and gone, and he has still
  • preserved some rags of honour. In the first, he expects an angel for a
  • wife; in the last, he knows that she is like himself--erring,
  • thoughtless, and untrue; but like himself also, filled with a struggling
  • radiancy of better things, and adorned with ineffective qualities. You
  • may safely go to school with hope; but ere you marry, should have
  • learned the mingled lesson of the world; that dolls are stuffed with
  • sawdust, and yet are excellent playthings; that hope and love address
  • themselves to a perfection never realised, and yet, firmly held, become
  • the salt and staff of life; that you yourself are compacted of
  • infirmities, perfect, you might say, in imperfection, and yet you have a
  • something in you lovable and worth preserving; and that, while the mass
  • of mankind lies under this scurvy condemnation, you will scarce find
  • one, but, by some generous reading, will become to you a lesson, a
  • model, and a noble spouse through life. So thinking, you will constantly
  • support your own unworthiness, and easily forgive the failings of your
  • friend. Nay, you will be wisely glad that you retain the sense of
  • blemishes; for the faults of married people continually spur up each of
  • them, hour by hour, to do better and to meet and love upon a higher
  • ground. And ever, between the failures, there will come glimpses of kind
  • virtues to encourage and console.
  • FOOTNOTE:
  • [3] Browning's "The Ring and the Book."
  • III
  • ON FALLING IN LOVE
  • "Lord, what fools these mortals be!"
  • There is only one event in life which really astonishes a man and
  • startles him out of his prepared opinions. Everything else befalls him
  • very much as he expected. Event succeeds to event, with an agreeable
  • variety indeed, but with little that is either startling or intense;
  • they form together no more than a sort of background, or running
  • accompaniment to the man's own reflections; and he falls naturally into
  • a cool, curious, and smiling habit of mind, and builds himself up in a
  • conception of life which expects to-morrow to be after the pattern of
  • to-day and yesterday. He may be accustomed to the vagaries of his
  • friends and acquaintances under the influence of love. He may sometimes
  • look forward to it for himself with an incomprehensible expectation. But
  • it is a subject which neither intuition nor the behaviour of others will
  • help the philosopher to the truth. There is probably nothing rightly
  • thought or rightly written on this matter of love that is not a piece of
  • the person's experience. I remember an anecdote of a well-known French
  • theorist, who was debating a point eagerly in his _cénacle_. It was
  • objected against him that he had never experienced love. Whereupon he
  • arose, left the society, and made it a point not to return to it until
  • he considered that he had supplied the defect. "Now," he remarked, on
  • entering, "now I am in a position to continue the discussion." Perhaps
  • he had not penetrated very deeply into the subject after all; but the
  • story indicates right thinking, and may serve as an apologue to readers
  • of this essay.
  • When at last the scales fall from his eyes, it is not without something
  • of the nature of dismay that the man finds himself in such changed
  • conditions. He has to deal with commanding emotions instead of the easy
  • dislikes and preferences in which he has hitherto passed his days; and
  • he recognises capabilities for pain and pleasure of which he had not yet
  • suspected the existence. Falling in love is the one illogical adventure,
  • the one thing of which we are tempted to think as supernatural, in our
  • trite and reasonable world. The effect is out of all proportion with the
  • cause. Two persons, neither of them it may be, very amiable or very
  • beautiful, meet, speak a little, and look a little into each other's
  • eyes. That has been done a dozen or so of times in the experience of
  • either with no great result. But on this occasion all is different. They
  • fall at once into that state in which another person becomes to us the
  • very gist and centre-point of God's creation, and demolishes our
  • laborious theories with a smile; in which our ideas are so bound up with
  • the one master-thought that even the trivial cares of our own person
  • become so many acts of devotion, and the love of life itself is
  • translated into a wish to remain in the same world with so precious and
  • desirable a fellow-creature. And all the while their acquaintances look
  • on in stupor, and ask each other, with almost passionate emphasis, what
  • so-and-so can see in that woman, or such-an-one in that man. I am sure,
  • gentlemen, I cannot tell you. For my part, I cannot think what the women
  • mean. It might be very well, if the Apollo Belvedere should suddenly
  • glow all over into life, and step forward from the pedestal with that
  • godlike air of his. But of the misbegotten changelings who call
  • themselves men, and prate intolerably over dinner-tables, I never saw
  • one who seemed worthy to inspire love--no, nor read of any, except
  • Leonardo da Vinci, and perhaps Goethe in his youth. About women I
  • entertain a somewhat different opinion; but there, I have the misfortune
  • to be a man.
  • There are many matters in which you may waylay Destiny, and bid him
  • stand and deliver. Hard work, high thinking, adventurous excitement, and
  • a great deal more that forms a part of this or the other person's
  • spiritual bill of fare, are within the reach of almost any one who can
  • dare a little and be patient. But it is by no means in the way of every
  • one to fall in love. You know the difficulty Shakespeare was put into
  • when Queen Elizabeth asked him to show Falstaff in love. I do not
  • believe that Henry Fielding was ever in love. Scott, if it were not for
  • a passage or two in "Rob Roy," would give me very much the same effect.
  • These are great names and (what is more to the purpose) strong, healthy,
  • high-strung, and generous natures, of whom the reverse might have been
  • expected. As for the innumerable army of anæmic and tailorish persons
  • who occupy the face of this planet with so much propriety, it is
  • palpably absurd to imagine them in any such situation as a love-affair.
  • A wet rag goes safely by the fire; and if a man is blind, he cannot
  • expect to be much impressed by romantic scenery. Apart from all this,
  • many lovable people miss each other in the world, or meet under some
  • unfavourable star. There is the nice and critical moment of declaration
  • to be got over. From timidity or lack of opportunity a good half of
  • possible love cases never get so far, and at least another quarter do
  • there cease and determine. A very adroit person, to be sure, manages to
  • prepare the way and out with his declaration in the nick of time. And
  • then there is a fine solid sort of man, who goes on from snub to snub;
  • and if he has to declare forty times, will continue imperturbably
  • declaring, amid the astonished consideration of men and angels, until he
  • has a favourable answer. I daresay, if one were a woman, one would like
  • to marry a man who was capable of doing this, but not quite one who had
  • done so. It is just a little bit abject, and somehow just a little bit
  • gross; and marriages in which one of the parties has been thus battered
  • into consent scarcely form agreeable subjects for meditation. Love
  • should run out to meet love with open arms. Indeed, the ideal story is
  • that of two people who go into love step for step, with a fluttered
  • consciousness, like a pair of children venturing together into a dark
  • room. From the first moment when they see each other, with a pang of
  • curiosity, through stage after stage of growing pleasure and
  • embarrassment, they can read the expression of their own trouble in each
  • other's eyes. There is here no declaration, properly so called; the
  • feeling is so plainly shared, that as soon as the man knows what it is
  • in his own heart, he is sure of what it is in the woman's.
  • This simple accident of falling in love is as beneficial as it is
  • astonishing. It arrests the petrifying influence of years, disproves
  • cold-blooded and cynical conclusions, and awakens dormant sensibilities.
  • Hitherto the man had found it a good policy to disbelieve the existence
  • of any enjoyment which was out of his reach; and thus he turned his back
  • upon the strong sunny parts of nature, and accustomed himself to look
  • exclusively on what was common and dull. He accepted a prose ideal, let
  • himself go blind of many sympathies by disuse; and if he were young and
  • witty, or beautiful, wilfully forwent these advantages. He joined
  • himself to the following of what, in the old mythology of love, was
  • prettily called _nonchaloir_; and in an odd mixture of feelings, a fling
  • of self-respect, a preference for selfish liberty, and a great dash of
  • that fear with which honest people regard serious interests, kept
  • himself back from the straightforward course of life among certain
  • selected activities. And now, all of a sudden, he is unhorsed, like St.
  • Paul, from his infidel affectation. His heart, which has been ticking
  • accurate seconds for the last year, gives a bound and begins to beat
  • high and irregularly in his breast. It seems as if he had never heard or
  • felt or seen until that moment; and by the report of his memory, he must
  • have lived his past life between sleep and waking, or with the
  • pre-occupied attention of a brown study. He is practically incommoded by
  • the generosity of his feelings, smiles much when he is alone, and
  • develops a habit of looking rather blankly upon the moon and stars. But
  • it is not at all within the province of a prose essayist to give a
  • picture of this hyperbolical frame of mind; and the thing has been done
  • already, and that to admiration. In "Adelaïde," in Tennyson's "Maud,"
  • and in some of Heine's songs, you get the absolute expression of this
  • midsummer spirit. Romeo and Juliet were very much in love; although they
  • tell me some German critics are of a different opinion, probably the
  • same who would have us think Mercutio a dull fellow. Poor Antony was in
  • love, and no mistake. That lay figure, Marius, in "Les Misérables," is
  • also a genuine case in his own way, and worth observation. A good many
  • of George Sand's people are thoroughly in love; and so are a good many
  • of George Meredith's. Altogether, there is plenty to read on the
  • subject. If the root of the matter be in him, and if he has the
  • requisite chords to set in vibration, a young man may occasionally
  • enter, with the key of art, into that land of Beulah which is upon the
  • borders of Heaven, and within sight of the City of Love. There let him
  • sit awhile to hatch delightful hopes and perilous illusions.
  • One thing that accompanies the passion in its first blush is certainly
  • difficult to explain. It comes (I do not quite see how) that from having
  • a very supreme sense of pleasure in all parts of life--in lying down to
  • sleep, in waking, in motion, in breathing, in continuing to be--the
  • lover begins to regard his happiness as beneficial for the rest of the
  • world and highly meritorious in himself. Our race has never been able
  • contentedly to suppose that the noise of its wars, conducted by a few
  • young gentlemen in a corner of an inconsiderable star, does not re-echo
  • among the courts of Heaven with quite a formidable effect. In much the
  • same taste, when people find a great to-do in their own breasts, they
  • imagine it must have some influence in their neighbourhood. The presence
  • of the two lovers is so enchanting to each other that it seems as if it
  • must be the best thing possible for everybody else. They are half
  • inclined to fancy it is because of them and their love that the sky is
  • blue and the sun shines. And certainly the weather is usually fine while
  • people are courting.... In point of fact, although the happy man feels
  • very kindly towards others of his own sex, there is apt to be something
  • too much of the magnifico in his demeanour. If people grow presuming and
  • self-important over such matters as a dukedom or the Holy See, they will
  • scarcely support the dizziest elevation in life without some suspicion
  • of a strut; and the dizziest elevation is to love and be loved in
  • return. Consequently, accepted lovers are a trifle condescending in
  • their address to other men. An overweening sense of the passion and
  • importance of life hardly conduces to simplicity of manner. To women
  • they feel very nobly, very purely, and very generously, as if they were
  • so many Joan-of-Arcs; but this does not come out in their behaviour; and
  • they treat them to Grandisonian airs marked with a suspicion of fatuity.
  • I am not quite certain that women do not like this sort of thing; but
  • really, after having bemused myself over "Daniel Deronda," I have given
  • up trying to understand what they like.
  • If it did nothing else, this sublime and ridiculous superstition, that
  • the pleasure of the pair is somehow blessed to others, and everybody is
  • made happier in their happiness, would serve at least to keep love
  • generous and greathearted. Nor is it quite a baseless superstition after
  • all. Other lovers are hugely interested. They strike the nicest balance
  • between pity and approval, when they see people aping the greatness of
  • their own sentiments. It is an understood thing in the play, that while
  • the young gentlefolk are courting on the terrace, a rough flirtation is
  • being carried on, and a light, trivial sort of love is growing up,
  • between the footman and the singing chambermaid. As people are generally
  • cast for the leading parts in their own imaginations, the reader can
  • apply the parallel to real life without much chance of going wrong. In
  • short, they are quite sure this other love-affair is not so deep-seated
  • as their own, but they like dearly to see it going forward. And love,
  • considered as a spectacle, must have attractions for many who are not of
  • the confraternity. The sentimental old maid is a commonplace of the
  • novelists; and he must be rather a poor sort of human being, to be sure,
  • who can look on at this pretty madness without indulgence and sympathy.
  • For nature commends itself to people with a most insinuating art; the
  • busiest is now and again arrested by a great sunset; and you may be as
  • pacific or as coldblooded as you will, but you cannot help some emotion
  • when you read of well-disputed battles, or meet a pair of lovers in the
  • lane.
  • Certainly, whatever it may be with regard to the world at large, this
  • idea of beneficent pleasure is true as between the sweethearts. To do
  • good and communicate is the lover's grand intention. It is the happiness
  • of the other that makes his own most intense gratification. It is not
  • possible to disentangle the different emotions, the pride, humility,
  • pity, and passion, which are excited by a look of happy love or an
  • unexpected caress. To make one's self beautiful, to dress the hair, to
  • excel in talk, to do anything and all things that puff out the character
  • and attributes and make them imposing in the eyes of others, is not only
  • to magnify oneself, but to offer the most delicate homage at the same
  • time. And it is in this latter intention that they are done by lovers;
  • for the essence of love is kindness: and indeed it may be best defined
  • as passionate kindness: kindness, so to speak, run mad and become
  • importunate and violent. Vanity in a merely personal sense exists no
  • longer. The lover takes a perilous pleasure in privately displaying his
  • weak points and having them, one after another, accepted and condoned.
  • He wishes to be assured that he is not loved for this or that good
  • quality, but for himself, or something as like himself as he can
  • contrive to set forward. For, although it may have been a very difficult
  • thing to paint the marriage of Cana, or write the fourth act of _Antony
  • and Cleopatra_, there is a more difficult piece of art before every one
  • in this world who cares to set about explaining his own character to
  • others. Words and acts are easily wrenched from their true significance;
  • and they are all the language we have to come and go upon. A pitiful job
  • we make of it, as a rule. For better or worse, people mistake our
  • meaning and take our emotions at a wrong valuation. And generally we
  • rest pretty content with our failures; we are content to be
  • misapprehended by crackling flirts; but when once a man is moonstruck
  • with this affection of love, he makes it a point of honour to clear such
  • dubieties away. He cannot have the Best of her Sex misled upon a point
  • of this importance; and his pride revolts at being loved in a mistake.
  • He discovers a great reluctance to return on former periods of his life.
  • To all that has not been shared with her, rights and duties, bygone
  • fortunes and dispositions, he can look back only by a difficult and
  • repugnant effort of the will. That he should have wasted some years in
  • ignorance of what alone was really important, that he may have
  • entertained the thought of other women with any show of complacency, is
  • a burthen almost too heavy for his self-respect. But it is the thought
  • of another past that rankles in his spirit like a poisoned wound. That
  • he himself made a fashion of being alive in the bald, beggarly days
  • before a certain meeting, is deplorable enough in all good conscience.
  • But that She should have permitted herself the same liberty seems
  • inconsistent with a Divine providence.
  • A great many people run down jealousy, on the score that it is an
  • artificial feeling, as well as practically inconvenient. This is
  • scarcely fair; for the feeling on which it merely attends, like an
  • ill-humoured courtier, is itself artificial in exactly the same sense
  • and to the same degree. I suppose what is meant by that objection is
  • that jealousy has not always been a character of man; formed no part of
  • that very modest kit of sentiments with which he is supposed to have
  • begun the world; but waited to make its appearance in better days and
  • among richer natures. And this is equally true of love, and friendship,
  • and love of country, and delight in what they call the beauties of
  • nature, and most other things worth having. Love, in particular, will
  • not endure any historical scrutiny: to all who have fallen across it, it
  • is one of the most incontestable facts in the world; but if you begin to
  • ask what it was in other periods and countries, in Greece, for instance,
  • the strangest doubts begin to spring up, and everything seems so vague
  • and changing that a dream is logical in comparison. Jealousy, at any
  • rate, is one of the consequences of love; you may like it or not, at
  • pleasure; but there it is.
  • It is not exactly jealousy, however, that we feel when we reflect on the
  • past of those we love. A bundle of letters found after years of happy
  • union creates no sense of insecurity in the present; and yet it will
  • pain a man sharply. The two people entertain no vulgar doubt of each
  • other: but this pre-existence of both occurs to the mind as something
  • indelicate. To be altogether right, they should have had twin birth
  • together, at the same moment with the feeling that unites them. Then
  • indeed it would be simple and perfect and without reserve or
  • afterthought. Then they would understand each other with a fulness
  • impossible otherwise. There would be no barrier between them of
  • associations that cannot be imparted. They would be led into none of
  • those comparisons that send the blood back to the heart. And they would
  • know that there had been no time lost, and they had been together as
  • much as was possible. For besides terror for the separation that must
  • follow some time or other in the future, men feel anger, and something
  • like remorse, when they think of that other separation which endured
  • until they met. Some one has written that love makes people believe in
  • immortality, because there seems not to be room enough in life for so
  • great a tenderness, and it is inconceivable that the most masterful of
  • our emotions should have no more than the spare moments of a few years.
  • Indeed, it seems strange; but if we call to mind analogies, we can
  • hardly regard it as impossible.
  • "The blind bow-boy," who smiles upon us from the end of terraces in old
  • Dutch gardens, laughingly hails his bird-bolts among a fleeting
  • generation. But for as fast as ever he shoots, the game dissolves and
  • disappears into eternity from under his falling arrows; this one is gone
  • ere he is struck; the other has but time to make one gesture and give
  • one passionate cry; and they are all the things of a moment. When the
  • generation is gone, when the play is over, when the thirty years'
  • panorama has been withdrawn in tatters from the stage of the world, we
  • may ask what has become of these great, weighty, and undying loves, and
  • the sweethearts who despised mortal conditions in a fine credulity; and
  • they can only show us a few songs in a bygone taste, a few actions worth
  • remembering, and a few children who have retained some happy stamp from
  • the disposition of their parents.
  • IV
  • TRUTH OF INTERCOURSE
  • Among sayings that have a currency in spite of being wholly false upon
  • the face of them for the sake of a half-truth upon another subject which
  • is accidentally combined with the error, one of the grossest and
  • broadest conveys the monstrous proposition that it is easy to tell the
  • truth and hard to tell a lie. I wish heartily it were. But the truth is
  • one; it has first to be discovered, then justly and exactly uttered.
  • Even with instruments specially contrived for such a purpose--with a
  • foot-rule, a level, or a theodolite--it is not easy to be exact; it is
  • easier, alas! to be inexact. From those who mark the divisions on a
  • scale to those who measure the boundaries of empires or the distance of
  • the heavenly stars, it is by careful method and minute, unwearying
  • attention that men rise even to material exactness or to sure knowledge
  • even of external and constant things. But it is easier to draw the
  • outline of a mountain than the changing appearance of a face; and truth
  • in human relations is of this more intangible and dubious order: hard to
  • seize, harder to communicate. Veracity to facts in a loose, colloquial
  • sense--not to say that I have been in Malabar when as a matter of fact I
  • was never out of England, not to say that I have read Cervantes in the
  • original when, as a matter of fact, I know not one syllable of
  • Spanish--this, indeed, is easy and to the same degree unimportant in
  • itself. Lies of this sort, according to circumstances, may or may not be
  • important; in a certain sense even they may or may not be false. The
  • habitual liar may be a very honest fellow, and live truly with his wife
  • and friends; while another man who never told a formal falsehood in his
  • life may yet be himself one lie--heart and face, from top to bottom.
  • This is the kind of lie which poisons intimacy. And, _vice versâ_,
  • veracity to sentiment, truth in a relation, truth to your own heart and
  • your friends, never to feign or falsify emotion--that is the truth which
  • makes love possible and mankind happy.
  • _L'art de bien dire_ is but a drawing-room accomplishment unless it be
  • pressed into the service of the truth. The difficulty of literature is
  • not to write, but to write what you mean; not to affect your reader, but
  • to affect him precisely as you wish. This is commonly understood in the
  • case of books or set orations; even in making your will, or writing an
  • explicit letter, some difficulty is admitted by the world. But one thing
  • you can never make Philistine natures understand; one thing, which yet
  • lies on the surface, remains as unseizable to their wits as a high
  • flight of metaphysics--namely, that the business of life is mainly
  • carried on by means of this difficult art of literature, and according
  • to a man's proficiency in that art shall be the freedom and the fulness
  • of his intercourse with other men. Anybody, it is supposed, can say what
  • he means; and in spite of their notorious experience to the contrary,
  • people so continue to suppose. Now, I simply open the last book I have
  • been reading--Mr. Leland's captivating "English Gipsies." "It is said,"
  • I find on p. 7, "that those who can converse with Irish peasants in
  • their native tongue form far higher opinions of their appreciation of
  • the beautiful, and of _the elements of humour and pathos in their
  • hearts_, than do those who know their thoughts only through the medium
  • of English. I know from my own observations that this is quite the case
  • with the Indians of North America and it is unquestionably so with the
  • gipsy." In short, where a man has not a full possession of the language,
  • the most important, because the most amiable, qualities of his nature
  • have to lie buried and fallow; for the pleasure of comradeship, and the
  • intellectual part of love, rest upon these very "elements of humour and
  • pathos." Here is a man opulent in both, and for lack of a medium he can
  • put none of it out to interest in the market of affection! But what is
  • thus made plain to our apprehensions in the case of a foreign language
  • is partially true even with the tongue we learned in childhood. Indeed,
  • we all speak different dialects; one shall be copious and exact, another
  • loose and meagre; but the speech of the ideal talker shall correspond
  • and fit upon the truth of fact--not clumsily, obscuring lineaments, like
  • a mantle, but cleanly adhering, like an athlete's skin. And what is the
  • result? That the one can open himself more clearly to his friends, and
  • can enjoy more of what makes life truly valuable--intimacy with those he
  • loves. An orator makes a false step; he employs some trivial, some
  • absurd, some vulgar phrase; in the turn of a sentence he insults, by a
  • side wind, those whom he is labouring to charm; in speaking to one
  • sentiment he unconsciously ruffles another in parenthesis; and you are
  • not surprised, for you know his task to be delicate and filled with
  • perils. "O frivolous mind of man, light ignorance!" As if yourself, when
  • you seek to explain some misunderstanding or excuse some apparent fault,
  • speaking swiftly and addressing a mind still recently incensed, were not
  • harnessing for a more perilous adventure; as if yourself required less
  • tact and eloquence; as if an angry friend or a suspicious lover were not
  • more easy to offend than a meeting of indifferent politicians! Nay, and
  • the orator treads in a beaten round; the matters he discusses have been
  • discussed a thousand times before; language is ready-shaped to his
  • purpose; he speaks out of a cut-and-dry vocabulary. But you--may it not
  • be that your defence reposes on some subtlety of feeling, not so much as
  • touched upon in Shakespeare, to express which, like a pioneer, you must
  • venture forth into zones of thought still unsurveyed, and become
  • yourself a literary innovator? For even in love there are unlovely
  • humours; ambiguous acts, unpardonable words, may yet have sprung from a
  • kind sentiment. If the injured one could read your heart, you may be
  • sure that he would understand and pardon; but, alas! the heart cannot be
  • shown--it has to be demonstrated in words. Do you think it is a hard
  • thing to write poetry? Why, that is to write poetry, and of a high, if
  • not the highest, order.
  • I should even more admire "the lifelong and heroic literary labours" of
  • my fellow-men, patiently clearing up in words their loves and their
  • contentions, and speaking their autobiography daily to their wives, were
  • it not for a circumstance which lessens their difficulty and my
  • admiration by equal parts. For life, though largely, is not entirely
  • carried on by literature. We are subject to physical passions and
  • contortions; the voice breaks and changes, and speaks by unconscious and
  • winning inflections; we have legible countenances, like an open book;
  • things that cannot be said look eloquently through the eyes; and the
  • soul, not locked into the body as a dungeon, dwells ever on the
  • threshold with appealing signals. Groans and tears, looks and gestures,
  • a flush or a paleness, are often the most clear reporters of the heart,
  • and speak more directly to the hearts of others. The message flies by
  • these interpreters in the least space of time, and the misunderstanding
  • is averted in the moment of its birth. To explain in words takes time
  • and a just and patient hearing; and in the critical epochs of a close
  • relation, patience and justice are not qualities on which we can rely.
  • But the look or the gesture explains things in a breath; they tell their
  • message without ambiguity; unlike speech, they cannot stumble, by the
  • way, on a reproach or an allusion that should steel your friend against
  • the truth; and then they have a higher authority, for they are the
  • direct expression of the heart, not yet transmitted through the
  • unfaithful and sophisticating brain. Not long ago I wrote a letter to a
  • friend which came near involving us in quarrel; but we met, and in
  • personal talk I repeated the worst of what I had written, and added
  • worse to that; and with the commentary of the body it seemed not
  • unfriendly either to hear or say. Indeed, letters are in vain for the
  • purposes of intimacy; an absence is a dead break in the relation; yet
  • two who know each other fully and are bent on perpetuity in love, may so
  • preserve the attitude of their affections that they may meet on the same
  • terms as they had parted.
  • Pitiful is the case of the blind, who cannot read the face; pitiful that
  • of the deaf, who cannot follow the changes of the voice. And there are
  • others also to be pitied; for there are some of an inert, uneloquent
  • nature, who have been denied all the symbols of communication, who have
  • neither a lively play of facial expression, nor speaking gestures, nor a
  • responsive voice, nor yet the gift of frank, explanatory speech: people
  • truly made of clay, people tied for life into a bag which no one can
  • undo. They are poorer than the gipsy, for their heart can speak no
  • language under heaven. Such people we must learn slowly by the tenor of
  • their acts, or through yea and nay communications; or we take them on
  • trust on the strength of a general air, and now and again, when we see
  • the spirit breaking through in a flash, correct or change our estimate.
  • But these will be uphill intimacies, without charm or freedom, to the
  • end; and freedom is the chief ingredient in confidence. Some minds,
  • romantically dull, despise physical endowments. That is a doctrine for a
  • misanthrope; to those who like their fellow creatures it must always be
  • meaningless; and, for my part, I can see few things more desirable,
  • after the possession of such radical qualities as honour and humour and
  • pathos, than to have a lively and not a stolid countenance; to have
  • looks to correspond with every feeling; to be elegant and delightful in
  • person, so that we shall please even in the intervals of active
  • pleasing, and may never discredit speech with uncouth manners or become
  • unconsciously our own burlesques. But of all unfortunates there is one
  • creature (for I will not call him man) conspicuous in misfortune. This
  • is he who has forfeited his birthright of expression, who has cultivated
  • artful intonations, who has taught his face tricks, like a pet monkey,
  • and on every side perverted or cut off his means of communication with
  • his fellow-men. The body is a house of many windows: there we all sit,
  • showing ourselves and crying on the passers-by to come and love us. But
  • this fellow has filled his windows with opaque glass, elegantly
  • coloured. His house may be admired for its design, the crowd may pause
  • before the stained windows, but meanwhile the poor proprietor must lie
  • languishing within, uncomforted, unchangeably alone.
  • Truth of intercourse is something more difficult than to refrain from
  • open lies. It is possible to avoid falsehood and yet not tell the
  • truth. It is not enough to answer formal questions. To reach the truth
  • by yea and nay communications implies a questioner with a share of
  • inspiration, such as is often found in mutual love. _Yea_ and _nay_ mean
  • nothing; the meaning must have been related in the question. Many words
  • are often necessary to convey a very simple statement; for in this sort
  • of exercise we never hit the gold; the most that we can hope, is by many
  • arrows, more or less far off on different sides, to indicate, in the
  • course of time, for what target we are aiming, and after an hour's talk,
  • back and forward to convey the purport of a single principle or a single
  • thought. And yet while the curt, pithy speaker misses the point
  • entirely, a wordy, prolegomenous babbler will often add three new
  • offences in the process of excusing one. It is really a most delicate
  • affair. The world was made before the English language, and seemingly
  • upon a different design. Suppose we held our converse not in words, but
  • in music; those who have a bad ear would find themselves cut off from
  • all near commerce, and no better than foreigners in this big world. But
  • we do not consider how many have "a bad ear" for words, nor how often
  • the most eloquent find nothing to reply. I hate questioners and
  • questions; there are so few that can be spoken to without a lie. "_Do
  • you forgive me?_" Madam and sweetheart, so far as I have gone in life I
  • have never yet been able to discover what forgiveness means. "_Is it
  • still the same between us?_" Why, how can it be? It is eternally
  • different; and yet you are still the friend of my heart. "_Do you
  • understand me?_" God knows; I should think it highly improbable.
  • The cruellest lies are often told in silence. A man may have sat in a
  • room for hours and not opened his teeth, and yet come out of that room a
  • disloyal friend or a vile calumniator. And how many loves have perished
  • because, from pride, or spite, or diffidence, or that unmanly shame
  • which withholds a man from daring to betray emotion, a lover, at the
  • critical point of the relation, has but hung his head and held his
  • tongue? And, again, a lie may be told by a truth, or a truth conveyed
  • through a lie. Truth to facts is not always truth to sentiment; and part
  • of the truth, as often happens in answer to a question, may be the
  • foulest calumny. A fact may be an exception; but the feeling is the law,
  • and it is that which you must neither garble nor belie. The whole tenor
  • of a conversation is a part of the meaning of each separate statement:
  • the beginning and the end define and travesty the intermediate
  • conversation. You never speak to God; you address a fellow-man, full of
  • his own tempers; and to tell truth, rightly understood; is not to state
  • the true facts, but to convey a true impression; truth in spirit, not
  • truth to letter, is the true veracity. To reconcile averted friends a
  • Jesuitical discretion is often needful, not so much to gain a kind
  • hearing as to communicate sober truth. Women have an ill name in this
  • connection; yet they live in as true relations; the lie of a good woman
  • is the true index of her heart.
  • "It takes," says Thoreau, in the noblest and most useful passage I
  • remember to have read in any modern author,[4] "two to speak truth--one
  • to speak and another to hear." He must be very little experienced, or
  • have no great zeal for truth, who does not recognise the fact. A grain
  • of anger or a grain of suspicion produces strange acoustical effects,
  • and makes the ear greedy to remark offence. Hence we find those who have
  • once quarrelled carry themselves distantly, and are ever ready to break
  • the truce. To speak truth there must be moral equality or else no
  • respect; and hence between parent and child intercourse is apt to
  • degenerate into a verbal fencing bout, and misapprehensions to become
  • ingrained. And there is another side to this, for the parent begins with
  • an imperfect notion of the child's character, formed in early years or
  • during the equinoctial gales of youth; to this he adheres, noting only
  • the facts which suit with his preconception; and wherever a person
  • fancies himself unjustly judged, he at once and finally gives up the
  • effort to speak truth. With our chosen friends, on the other hand, and
  • still more between lovers (for mutual understanding is love's essence),
  • the truth is easily indicated by the one and aptly comprehended by the
  • other. A hint taken, a look understood, conveys the gist of long and
  • delicate explanations; and where the life is known even _yea_ and _nay_
  • become luminous. In the closest of all relations--that of a love well
  • founded and equally shared--speech is half discarded, like a roundabout,
  • infantile process or a ceremony of formal etiquette; and the two
  • communicate directly by their presences, and with few looks and fewer
  • words contrive to share their good and evil and uphold each other's
  • hearts in joy. For love rests upon a physical basis; it is a familiarity
  • of nature's making and apart from voluntary choice. Understanding has in
  • some sort out-run knowledge, for the affection perhaps began with the
  • acquaintance; and as it was not made like other relations, so it is not,
  • like them, to be perturbed or clouded. Each knows more than can be
  • uttered; each lives by faith and believes by a natural compulsion; and
  • between man and wife the language of the body is largely developed and
  • grown strangely eloquent. The thought that prompted and was conveyed in
  • a caress would only lose to be set down in words--ay, although
  • Shakespeare himself should be the scribe.
  • Yet it is in these dear intimacies, beyond all others, that we must
  • strive and do battle for the truth. Let but a doubt arise, and alas! all
  • the previous intimacy and confidence is but another charge against the
  • person doubted. "_What a monstrous dishonesty is this if I have been
  • deceived so long and so completely!_" Let but that thought gain
  • entrance, and you plead before a deaf tribunal. Appeal to the past; why,
  • that is your crime! Make all clear, convince the reason; alas!
  • speciousness is but a proof against you. "_If you can abuse me now, the
  • more likely that you have abused me from the first._"
  • For a strong affection such moments are worth supporting, and they will
  • end well; for your advocate is in your lover's heart and speaks her own
  • language; it is not you but she herself who can defend and clear you of
  • the charge. But in slighter intimacies, and for a less stringent union?
  • Indeed, is it worth while? We are all _incompris_, only more or less
  • concerned for the mischance; all trying wrongly to do right; all fawning
  • at each other's feet like dumb, neglected lapdogs. Sometimes we catch an
  • eye--this is our opportunity in the ages--and we wag our tail with a
  • poor smile. "_Is that all?_" All? If you only knew! But how can they
  • know? They do not love us; the more fools we to squander life on the
  • indifferent.
  • But the morality of the thing, you will be glad to hear, is excellent;
  • for it is only by trying to understand others that we can get our own
  • hearts understood; and in matters of human feeling the clement judge is
  • the most successful pleader.
  • FOOTNOTE:
  • [4] "A Week on the Concord and Merrimack Rivers," Wednesday, p. 283.
  • II
  • CRABBED AGE AND YOUTH
  • "You know my mother now and then argues very notably; always very
  • warmly at least. I happen often to differ from her; and we both think
  • so well of our own arguments, that we very seldom are so happy as to
  • convince one another. A pretty common case, I believe, in all
  • _vehement_ debatings. She says, I am _too witty_; Anglicé, _too
  • pert_; I, that she is _too wise_; that is to say, being likewise put
  • into English, _not so young as she had been_."--MISS HOWE to MISS
  • HARLOWE, "Clarissa," vol. ii. Letter xiii.
  • There is a strong feeling in favour of cowardly and prudential proverbs.
  • The sentiments of a man while he is full of ardour and hope are to be
  • received, it is supposed, with some qualification. But when the same
  • person has ignominiously failed, and begins to eat up his words, he
  • should be listened to like an oracle. Most of our pocket wisdom is
  • conceived for the use of mediocre people, to discourage them from
  • ambitious attempts, and generally console them in their mediocrity. And
  • since mediocre people constitute the bulk of humanity, this is no doubt
  • very properly so. But it does not follow that the one sort of
  • proposition is any less true than the other, or that Icarus is not to be
  • more praised, and perhaps more envied, than Mr. Samuel Budgett, the
  • Successful Merchant. The one is dead, to be sure, while the other is
  • still in his counting-house counting out his money; and doubtless this
  • is a consideration. But we have, on the other hand, some bold and
  • magnanimous sayings common to high races and natures, which set forth
  • the advantage of the losing side, and proclaim it better to be a dead
  • lion than a living dog. It is difficult to fancy how the mediocrities
  • reconcile such sayings with their proverbs. According to the latter,
  • every lad who goes to sea is an egregious ass; never to forget your
  • umbrella through a long life would seem a higher and wiser flight of
  • achievement than to go smiling to the stake; and so long as you are a
  • bit of a coward and inflexible in money matters, you fulfil the whole
  • duty of man.
  • It is a still more difficult consideration for our average men, that
  • while all their teachers, from Solomon down to Benjamin Franklin and the
  • ungodly Binney, have inculcated the same ideal of manners, caution, and
  • respectability, those characters in history who have most notoriously
  • flown in the face of such precepts are spoken of in hyperbolical terms
  • of praise, and honoured with public monuments in the streets of our
  • commercial centres. This is very bewildering to the moral sense. You
  • have Joan of Arc, who left a humble but honest and reputable livelihood
  • under the eyes of her parents, to go a-colonelling, in the company of
  • rowdy soldiers, against the enemies of France; surely a melancholy
  • example for one's daughters! And then you have Columbus, who may have
  • pioneered America, but, when all is said, was a most imprudent
  • navigator. His Life is not the kind of thing one would like to put into
  • the hands of young people; rather, one would do one's utmost to keep it
  • from their knowledge, as a red flag of adventure and disintegrating
  • influence in life. The time would fail me if I were to recite all the
  • big names in history whose exploits are perfectly irrational and even
  • shocking, to the business mind. The incongruity is speaking; and I
  • imagine it must engender among the mediocrities a very peculiar attitude
  • towards the nobler and showier sides of national life. They will read of
  • the Charge of Balaclava in much the same spirit as they assist at a
  • performance of the _Lyons Mail_. Persons of substance take in the
  • _Times_ and sit composedly in pit or boxes according to the degree of
  • their prosperity in business. As for the generals who go galloping up
  • and down among bomb-shells in absurd cocked hats--as for the actors who
  • raddle their faces and demean themselves for hire upon the stage--they
  • must belong, thank God! to a different order of beings, whom we watch as
  • we watch the clouds careering in the windy, bottomless inane, or read
  • about like characters in ancient and rather fabulous annals. Our
  • offspring would no more think of copying their behaviour, let us hope,
  • than of doffing their clothes and painting themselves blue in
  • consequence of certain admissions in the first chapter of their school
  • history of England.
  • Discredited as they are in practice, the cowardly proverbs hold their
  • own in theory; and it is another instance of the same spirit, that the
  • opinions of old men about life have been accepted as final. All sorts of
  • allowances are made for the illusions of youth; and none, or almost
  • none, for the disenchantments of age. It is held to be a good taunt, and
  • somehow or other to clinch the question logically, when an old gentleman
  • waggles his head and says: "Ah, so I thought when I was your age." It is
  • not thought an answer at all, if the young man retorts: "My venerable
  • sir, so I shall most probably think when I am yours." And yet the one is
  • as good as the other: pass for pass, tit for tat, a Roland for an
  • Oliver.
  • "Opinion in good men," says Milton, "is but knowledge in the making."
  • All opinions, properly so called, are stages on the road to truth. It
  • does not follow that a man will travel any further; but if he has really
  • considered the world and drawn a conclusion, he has travelled as far.
  • This does not apply to formulæ got by rote, which are stages on the road
  • to nowhere but second childhood and the grave. To have a catchword in
  • your mouth is not the same thing as to hold an opinion; still less is it
  • the same thing as to have made one for yourself. There are too many of
  • these catchwords in the world for people to rap out upon you like an
  • oath and by way of an argument. They have a currency as intellectual
  • counters; and many respectable persons pay their way with nothing else.
  • They seem to stand for vague bodies of theory in the background. The
  • imputed virtue of folios full of knockdown arguments is supposed to
  • reside in them, just as some of the majesty of the British Empire dwells
  • in the constable's truncheon. They are used in pure superstition, as old
  • clodhoppers spoil Latin by way of an exorcism. And yet they are vastly
  • serviceable for checking unprofitable discussion and stopping the mouths
  • of babes and sucklings. And when a young man comes to a certain stage of
  • intellectual growth, the examination of these counters forms a gymnastic
  • at once amusing and fortifying to the mind.
  • Because I have reached Paris, I am not ashamed of having passed through
  • Newhaven and Dieppe. They were very good places to pass through, and I
  • am none the less at my destination. All my old opinions were only stages
  • on the way to the one I now hold, as itself is only a stage on the way
  • to something else. I am no more abashed at having been a red-hot
  • Socialist with a panacea of my own than at having been a sucking infant.
  • Doubtless the world is quite right in a million ways; but you have to be
  • kicked about a little to convince you of the fact. And in the meanwhile
  • you must do something, be something, believe something. It is not
  • possible to keep the mind in a state of accurate balance and blank; and
  • even if you could do so, instead of coming ultimately to the right
  • conclusion, you would be very apt to remain in a state of balance and
  • blank to perpetuity. Even in quite intermediate stages, a dash of
  • enthusiasm is not a thing to be ashamed of in the retrospect: if St.
  • Paul had not been a very zealous Pharisee, he would have been a colder
  • Christian. For my part, I look back to the time when I was a Socialist
  • with something like regret. I have convinced myself (for the moment)
  • that we had better leave these great changes to what we call great blind
  • forces; their blindness being so much more perspicacious than the
  • little, peering, partial eyesight of men. I seem to see that my own
  • scheme would not answer; and all the other schemes I ever heard
  • propounded would depress some elements of goodness just as much as they
  • encouraged others. Now I know that in thus turning Conservative with
  • years, I am going through the normal cycle of change and travelling in
  • the common orbit of men's opinions. I submit to this, as I would submit
  • to gout or grey hair, as a concomitant of growing age or else of failing
  • animal heat; but I do not acknowledge that it is necessarily a change
  • for the better--I daresay it is deplorably for the worse. I have no
  • choice in the business, and can no more resist this tendency of my mind
  • than I could prevent my body from beginning to totter and decay. If I am
  • spared (as the phrase runs) I shall doubtless outlive some troublesome
  • desires; but I am in no hurry about that; nor, when the time comes,
  • shall I plume myself on the immunity. Just in the same way, I do not
  • greatly pride myself on having outlived my belief in the fairy tales of
  • Socialism. Old people have faults of their own; they tend to become
  • cowardly, niggardly, and suspicious. Whether from the growth of
  • experience or the decline of animal heat, I see that age leads to these
  • and certain other faults; and it follows, of course, that while in one
  • sense I hope I am journeying towards the truth, in another I am
  • indubitably posting towards these forms and sources of error.
  • As we go catching and catching at this or that corner of knowledge, now
  • getting a foresight of generous possibilities, now chilled with a
  • glimpse of prudence, we may compare the headlong course of our years to
  • a swift torrent in which a man is carried away; now he is dashed against
  • a boulder, now he grapples for a moment to a trailing spray; at the end
  • he is hurled out and overwhelmed in a dark and bottomless ocean. We have
  • no more than glimpses and touches; we are torn away from our theories;
  • we are spun round and round and shown this or the other view of life,
  • until only fools or knaves can hold to their opinions. We take a sight
  • at a condition in life, and say we have studied it; our most elaborate
  • view is no more than an impression. If we had breathing space, we should
  • take the occasion to modify and adjust; but at this breakneck hurry, we
  • are no sooner boys than we are adult, no sooner in love than married or
  • jilted, no sooner one age than we begin to be another, and no sooner in
  • the fulness of our manhood than we begin to decline towards the grave.
  • It is in vain to seek for consistency or expect clear and stable views
  • in a medium so perturbed and fleeting. This is no cabinet science, in
  • which things are tested to a scruple; we theorise with a pistol to our
  • head; we are confronted with a new set of conditions on which we have
  • not only to pass a judgment, but to take action, before the hour is at
  • an end. And we cannot even regard ourselves as a constant; in this flux
  • of things, our identity itself seems in a perpetual variation; and not
  • infrequently we find our own disguise the strangest in the masquerade.
  • In the course of time we grow to love things we hated and hate things we
  • loved. Milton is not so dull as he once was, nor perhaps Ainsworth so
  • amusing. It is decidedly harder to climb trees, and not nearly so hard
  • to sit still. There is no use pretending; even the thrice royal game of
  • hide and seek has somehow lost in zest. All our attributes are modified
  • or changed; and it will be a poor account of us if our views do not
  • modify and change in a proportion. To hold the same views at forty as we
  • held at twenty is to have been stupefied for a score of years, and take
  • rank, not as a prophet, but as an unteachable brat, well birched, and
  • none the wiser. It is as if a ship captain should sail to India from the
  • Port of London; and having brought a chart of the Thames on deck at his
  • first setting out, should obstinately use no other for the whole voyage.
  • And mark you, it would be no less foolish to begin at Gravesend with a
  • chart of the Red Sea. _Si Jeunesse savait, si Vieillesse pouvait_, is a
  • very pretty sentiment, but not necessarily right. In five cases out of
  • ten, it is not so much that the young people do not know, as that they
  • do not choose. There is something irreverent in the speculation, but
  • perhaps the want of power has more to do with the wise resolutions of
  • age than we are always willing to admit. It would be an instructive
  • experiment to make an old man young again and leave him all his
  • _savoir_. I scarcely think he would put his money in the Savings Bank
  • after all; I doubt if he would be such an admirable son as we are led to
  • expect; and as for his conduct in love, I believe firmly he would
  • out-Herod Herod, and put the whole of his new compeers to the blush.
  • Prudence is a wooden Juggernaut, before whom Benjamin Franklin walks
  • with the portly air of a high-priest, and after whom dances many a
  • successful merchant in the character of Atys. But it is not a deity to
  • cultivate in youth. If a man lives to any considerable age, it cannot be
  • denied that he laments his imprudences, but I notice he often laments
  • his youth a deal more bitterly and with a more genuine intonation.
  • It is customary to say that age should be considered, because it comes
  • last. It seems just as much to the point that youth comes first. And the
  • scale fairly kicks the beam, if you go on to add that age, in a majority
  • of cases, never comes at all. Disease and accident make short work of
  • even the most prosperous persons; death costs nothing, and the expense
  • of a headstone is an inconsiderable trifle to the happy heir. To be
  • suddenly snuffed out in the middle of ambitious schemes is tragical
  • enough at best; but when a man has been grudging himself his own life in
  • the meanwhile, and saving up everything for the festival that was never
  • to be, it becomes that hysterically moving sort of tragedy which lies on
  • the confines of farce. The victim is dead--and he has cunningly
  • overreached himself: a combination of calamities none the less absurd
  • for being grim. To husband a favourite claret until the batch turns
  • sour, is not at all an artful stroke of policy; and how much more with a
  • whole cellar--a whole bodily existence! People may lay down their lives
  • with cheerfulness in the sure expectation of a blessed immortality; but
  • that is a different affair from giving up youth with all its admirable
  • pleasures, in the hope of a better quality of gruel in a more than
  • problematical, nay, more than improbable, old age. We should not
  • compliment a hungry man, who should refuse a whole dinner and reserve
  • all his appetite for the dessert, before he knew whether there was to be
  • any dessert or not. If there be such a thing as imprudence in the world,
  • we surely have it here. We sail in leaky bottoms and on great and
  • perilous waters; and to take a cue from the dolorous old naval ballad,
  • we have heard the mermaids singing, and know that we shall never see dry
  • land any more. Old and young, we are all on our last cruise. If there is
  • a fill of tobacco among the crew, for God's sake pass it round, and let
  • us have a pipe before we go!
  • Indeed, by the report of our elders, this nervous preparation for old
  • age is only trouble thrown away. We fall on guard, and after all it is a
  • friend who comes to meet us. After the sun is down and the west faded,
  • the heavens begin to fill with shining stars. So, as we grow old, a sort
  • of equable jog-trot of feeling is substituted for the violent ups and
  • downs of passion and disgust; the same influence that restrains our
  • hopes quiets our apprehensions; if the pleasures are less intense, the
  • troubles are milder and more tolerable; and in a word, this period for
  • which we are asked to hoard up everything as for a time of famine, is,
  • in its own right, the richest, easiest, and happiest of life. Nay, by
  • managing its own work and following its own happy inspiration, youth is
  • doing the best it can to endow the leisure of age. A full, busy youth is
  • your only prelude to a self-contained and independent age; and the muff
  • inevitably develops into the bore. There are not many Doctor Johnsons,
  • to set forth upon their first romantic voyage at sixty-four. If we wish
  • to scale Mont Blanc or visit a thieves' kitchen in the East End, to go
  • down in a diving-dress or up in a balloon, we must be about it while we
  • are still young. It will not do to delay until we are clogged with
  • prudence and limping with rheumatism, and people begin to ask us: "What
  • does Gravity out of bed?" Youth is the time to go flashing from one end
  • of the world to the other both in mind and body; to try the manners of
  • different nations; to hear the chimes at midnight; to see sunrise in
  • town and country; to be converted at a revival; to circumnavigate the
  • metaphysics, write halting verses, run a mile to see a fire, and wait
  • all day long in the theatre to applaud _Hernani_. There is some meaning
  • in the old theory about wild oats; and a man who has not had his
  • green-sickness and got done with it for good, is as little to be
  • depended on as an unvaccinated infant. "It is extraordinary," says Lord
  • Beaconsfield, one of the brightest and best preserved of youths up to
  • the date of his last novel,[5] "it is extraordinary how hourly and how
  • violently change the feelings of an unexperienced young man." And this
  • mobility is a special talent entrusted to his care; a sort of
  • indestructible virginity; a magic armour, with which he can pass unhurt
  • through great dangers and come unbedaubed out of the miriest passages.
  • Let him voyage, speculate, see all that he can, do all that he may; his
  • soul has as many lives as a cat; he will live in all weathers, and never
  • be a halfpenny the worse. Those who go to the devil in youth, with
  • anything like a fair chance, were probably little worth saving from the
  • first; they must have been feeble fellows--creatures made of putty and
  • pack-thread, without steel or fire, anger or true joyfulness, in their
  • composition we may sympathise with their parents, but there is not much
  • cause to go into mourning for themselves; for, to be quite honest, the
  • weak brother is the worst of mankind.
  • When the old man waggles his head and says, "Ah, so I thought when I was
  • your age," he has proved the youth's case. Doubtless, whether from
  • growth of experience or decline of animal heat, he thinks so no longer;
  • but he thought so while he was young; and all men have thought so while
  • they were young, since there was dew in the morning or hawthorn in May;
  • and here is another young man adding his vote to those of previous
  • generations and rivetting another link to the chain of testimony. It is
  • as natural and as right for a young man to be imprudent and exaggerated,
  • to live in swoops and circles, and beat about his cage like any other
  • wild thing newly captured, as it is for old men to turn grey, or mothers
  • to love their offspring, or heroes to die for something worthier than
  • their lives.
  • By way of an apologue for the aged, when they feel more than usually
  • tempted to offer their advice, let me recommend the following little
  • tale. A child who had been remarkably fond of toys (and in particular of
  • lead soldiers) found himself growing to the level of acknowledged
  • boyhood without any abatement of this childish taste. He was thirteen;
  • already he had been taunted for dallying over-long about the playbox; he
  • had to blush if he was found among his lead soldiers; the shades of the
  • prison-house were closing about him with a vengeance. There is nothing
  • more difficult than to put the thoughts of children into the language of
  • their elders; but this is the effect of his meditations at this
  • juncture: "Plainly," he said, "I must give up my playthings in the
  • meanwhile, since I am not in a position to secure myself against idle
  • jeers. At the same time, I am sure that playthings are the very pick of
  • life; all people give them up out of the same pusillanimous respect for
  • those who are a little older; and if they do not return to them as soon
  • as they can, it is only because they grow stupid and forget. I shall be
  • wiser; I shall conform for a little to the ways of their foolish world;
  • but so soon as I have made enough money, I shall retire and shut myself
  • up among my playthings until the day I die." Nay, as he was passing in
  • the train along the Esterel mountains between Cannes and Fréjus, he
  • remarked a pretty house in an orange garden at the angle of a bay, and
  • decided that this should be his Happy Valley. Astrea Redux; childhood
  • was to come again! The idea has an air of simple nobility to me, not
  • unworthy of Cincinnatus. And yet, as the reader has probably
  • anticipated, it is never likely to be carried into effect. There was a
  • worm i' the bud, a fatal error in the premises. Childhood must pass
  • away, and then youth, as surely as age approaches. The true wisdom is to
  • be always seasonable, and to change with a good grace in changing
  • circumstances. To love playthings well as a child, to lead an
  • adventurous and honourable youth, and to settle when the time arrives,
  • into a green and smiling age, is to be a good artist in life and deserve
  • well of yourself and your neighbour.
  • You need repent none of your youthful vagaries. They may have been over
  • the score on one side, just as those of age are probably over the score
  • on the other. But they had a point; they not only befitted your age and
  • expressed its attitude and passions, but they had a relation to what was
  • outside of you, and implied criticisms on the existing state of things,
  • which you need not allow to have been undeserved, because you now see
  • that they were partial. All error, not merely verbal, is a strong way of
  • stating that the current truth is incomplete. The follies of youth have
  • a basis in sound reason, just as much as the embarrassing questions put
  • by babes and sucklings. Their most anti-social acts indicate the defects
  • of our society. When the torrent sweeps the man against a boulder, you
  • must expect him to scream, and you need not be surprised if the scream
  • is sometimes a theory. Shelley, chafing at the Church of England,
  • discovered the cure of all evils in universal atheism. Generous lads
  • irritated at the injustices of society see nothing for it but the
  • abolishment of everything and Kingdom Come of anarchy. Shelley was a
  • young fool; so are these cock-sparrow revolutionaries. But it is better
  • to be a fool than to be dead. It is better to emit a scream in the
  • shape of a theory than to be entirely insensible to the jars and
  • incongruities of life, and take everything as it comes in a forlorn
  • stupidity. Some people swallow the universe like a pill; they travel on
  • through the world, like smiling images pushed from behind. For God's
  • sake give me the young man who has brains enough to make a fool of
  • himself! As for the others, the irony of facts shall take it out of
  • their hands, and make fools of them in downright earnest, ere the farce
  • be over. There shall be such a mopping and a mowing at the last day, and
  • such blushing and confusion of countenance for all those who have been
  • wise in their own esteem, and have not learnt the rough lessons that
  • youth hands on to age. If we are indeed here to perfect and complete our
  • own natures, and grow larger, stronger, and more sympathetic against
  • some nobler career in the future, we had all best bestir ourselves to
  • the utmost while we have the time. To equip a dull, respectable person
  • with wings would be but to make a parody of an angel.
  • In short, if youth is not quite right in its opinions, there is a strong
  • probability that age is not much more so. Undying hope is co-ruler of
  • the human bosom with infallible credulity. A man finds he has been wrong
  • at every preceding stage of his career, only to deduce the astonishing
  • conclusion that he is at last entirely right. Mankind, after centuries
  • of failure, are still upon the eve of a thoroughly constitutional
  • millennium. Since we have explored the maze so long without result, it
  • follows, for poor human reason, that we cannot have to explore much
  • longer; close by must be the centre, with a champagne luncheon and a
  • piece of ornamental water. How if there were no centre at all, but just
  • one alley after another, and the whole world a labyrinth without end or
  • issue?
  • I overheard the other day a scrap of conversation, which I take the
  • liberty to reproduce. "What I advance is true," said one. "But not the
  • whole truth," answered the other. "Sir," returned the first (and it
  • seemed to me there was a smack of Dr. Johnson in the speech), "Sir,
  • there is no such thing as the whole truth!" Indeed, there is nothing so
  • evident in life as that there are two sides to a question. History is
  • one long illustration. The forces of nature are engaged, day by day, in
  • cudgelling it into our backward intelligences. We never pause for a
  • moment's consideration, but we admit it as an axiom. An enthusiast sways
  • humanity exactly by disregarding this great truth, and dinning it into
  • our ears that this or that question has only one possible solution; and
  • your enthusiast is a fine florid fellow, dominates things for a while
  • and shakes the world out of a doze; but when once he is gone, an army of
  • quiet and uninfluential people set to work to remind us of the other
  • side and demolish the generous imposture. While Calvin is putting
  • everybody exactly right in his "Institutes," and hot-headed Knox is
  • thundering in the pulpit, Montaigne is already looking at the other side
  • in his library in Périgord, and predicting that they will find as much
  • to quarrel about in the Bible as they had found already in the Church.
  • Age may have one side, but assuredly Youth has the other. There is
  • nothing more certain than that both are right, except perhaps that both
  • are wrong. Let them agree to differ; for who knows but what agreeing to
  • differ may not be a form of agreement rather than a form of difference?
  • I suppose it is written that any one who sets up for a bit of a
  • philosopher must contradict himself to his very face. For here have I
  • fairly talked myself into thinking that we have the whole thing before
  • us at last; that there is no answer to the mystery, except that there
  • are as many as you please; that there is no centre to the maze because,
  • like the famous sphere, its centre is everywhere; and that agreeing to
  • differ with every ceremony of politeness, is the only "one undisturbed
  • song of pure concent" to which we are ever likely to lend our musical
  • voices.
  • FOOTNOTE:
  • [5] "Lothair."
  • III
  • AN APOLOGY FOR IDLERS
  • "BOSWELL: We grow weary when idle."
  • "JOHNSON: That is, sir, because others being busy, we want company;
  • but if we were idle, there would be no growing weary; we should all
  • entertain one another."
  • Just now, when every one is bound, under pain of a decree in absence
  • convicting them of _lèse_-respectability, to enter on some lucrative
  • profession, and labour therein with something not far short of
  • enthusiasm, a cry from the opposite party who are content when they have
  • enough, and like to look on and enjoy in the meanwhile, savours a little
  • of bravado and gasconade. And yet this should not be. Idleness so
  • called, which does not consist in doing nothing, but in doing a great
  • deal not recognised in the dogmatic formularies of the ruling class, has
  • as good a right to state its position as industry itself. It is admitted
  • that the presence of people who refuse to enter in the great handicap
  • race for sixpenny pieces, is at once an insult and a disenchantment for
  • those who do. A fine fellow (as we see so many) takes his determination,
  • votes for the sixpences, and in the emphatic Americanism, "goes for"
  • them. And while such an one is ploughing distressfully up the road, it
  • is not hard to understand his resentment when he perceives cool persons
  • in the meadows by the wayside, lying with a handkerchief over their ears
  • and a glass at their elbow. Alexander is touched in a very delicate
  • place by the disregard of Diogenes. Where was the glory of having taken
  • Rome for those tumultuous barbarians, who poured into the Senate house,
  • and found the Fathers sitting silent and unmoved by their success? It
  • is a sore thing to have laboured along and scaled the arduous hilltops,
  • and when all is done, find humanity indifferent to your achievement.
  • Hence physicists condemn the unphysical; financiers have only a
  • superficial toleration for those who know little of stocks; literary
  • persons despise the unlettered; and people of all pursuits combine to
  • disparage those who have none.
  • But though this is one difficulty of the subject, it is not the
  • greatest. You could not be put in prison for speaking against industry,
  • but you can be sent to Coventry for speaking like a fool. The greatest
  • difficulty with most subjects is to do them well; therefore, please to
  • remember this is an apology. It is certain that much may be judiciously
  • argued in favour of diligence; only there is something to be said
  • against it, and that is what, on the present occasion, I have to say. To
  • state one argument is not necessarily to be deaf to all others, and that
  • a man has written a book of travels in Montenegro is no reason why he
  • should never have been to Richmond.
  • It is surely beyond a doubt that people should be a good deal idle in
  • youth. For though here and there a Lord Macaulay may escape from school
  • honours with all his wits about him, most boys pay so dear for their
  • medals that they never afterwards have a shot in their locker, and begin
  • the world bankrupt. And the same holds true during all the time a lad is
  • educating himself, or suffering others to educate him. It must have been
  • a very foolish old gentleman who addressed Johnson at Oxford in these
  • words: "Young man, ply your book diligently now, and acquire a stock of
  • knowledge; for when years come upon you, you will find that poring upon
  • books will be but an irksome task." The old gentleman seems to have been
  • unaware that many other things besides reading grow irksome, and not a
  • few become impossible, by the time a man has to use spectacles and
  • cannot walk without a stick. Books are good enough in their own way, but
  • they are a mighty bloodless substitute for life. It seems a pity to
  • sit, like the Lady of Shalott, peering into a mirror, with your back
  • turned on all the bustle and glamour of reality. And if a man reads very
  • hard, as the old anecdote reminds us, he will have little time for
  • thought.
  • If you look back on your own education, I am sure it will not be the
  • full, vivid, instructive hours of truantry that you regret; you would
  • rather cancel some lack-lustre periods between sleep and waking in the
  • class. For my own part, I have attended a good many lectures in my time.
  • I still remember that the spinning of a top is a case of Kinetic
  • Stability. I still remember that Emphyteusis is not a disease, nor
  • Stillicide a crime. But though I would not willingly part with such
  • scraps of science, I do not set the same store by them as by certain
  • other odds and ends that I came by in the open street while I was
  • playing truant. This is not the moment to dilate on that mighty place of
  • education, which was the favourite school of Dickens and of Balzac, and
  • turns out yearly many inglorious masters in the Science of the Aspects
  • of Life. Suffice it to say this: if a lad does not learn in the streets,
  • it is because he has no faculty of learning. Nor is the truant always in
  • the streets, for, if he prefers, he may go out by the gardened suburbs
  • into the country. He may pitch on some tuft of lilacs over a burn, and
  • smoke innumerable pipes to the tune of the water on the stones. A bird
  • will sing in the thicket, and there he may fall into a vein of kindly
  • thought, and see things in a new perspective. Why, if this be not
  • education, what is? We may conceive Mr. Worldly Wiseman accosting such
  • an one, and the conversation that should thereupon ensue:--
  • "How now, young fellow, what dost thou here?"
  • "Truly, sir, I take mine ease."
  • "Is not this the hour of the class? and shouldst thou not be plying thy
  • Book with diligence, to the end thou mayest obtain knowledge?"
  • "Nay, but thus also I follow after Learning, by your leave."
  • "Learning, quotha! After what fashion, I pray thee? Is it mathematics?"
  • "No, to be sure."
  • "Is it metaphysics?"
  • "Nor that."
  • "Is it some language?"
  • "Nay, it is no language."
  • "Is it a trade?"
  • "Nor a trade neither."
  • "Why, then, what is't?"
  • "Indeed, sir, as a time may soon come for me to go upon Pilgrimage, I am
  • desirous to note what is commonly done by persons in my case, and where
  • are the ugliest Sloughs and Thickets on the Road; as also, what manner
  • of Staff is of the best service. Moreover, I lie here, by this water, to
  • learn, by root-of-heart, a lesson which my master teaches me to call
  • Peace, or Contentment."
  • Hereupon Mr. Worldly Wiseman was much commoved with passion, and shaking
  • his cane with a very threatful countenance, broke forth upon this wise:
  • "Learning, quotha!" said he; "I would have all such rogues scourged by
  • the Hangman!"
  • And so he would go on his way, ruffling out his cravat with a crackle of
  • starch, like a turkey when it spreads its feathers.
  • Now this, of Mr. Wiseman's, is the common opinion. A fact is not called
  • a fact, but a piece of gossip, if it does not fall into one of your
  • scholastic categories. An inquiry must be in some acknowledged
  • direction, with a name to go by; or else you are not inquiring at all,
  • only lounging; and the workhouse is too good for you. It is supposed
  • that all knowledge is at the bottom of a well, or the far end of a
  • telescope. Sainte-Beuve, as he grew older, came to regard all experience
  • as a single great book, in which to study for a few years ere we go
  • hence; and it seemed all one to him whether you should read in Chapter
  • xx., which is the differential calculus, or in Chapter xxxix., which is
  • hearing the band play in the gardens. As a matter of fact, an
  • intelligent person, looking out of his eyes and hearkening in his ears,
  • with a smile on his face all the time, will get more true education than
  • many another in a life of heroic vigils. There is certainly some chill
  • and arid knowledge to be found upon the summits of formal and laborious
  • science; but it is all round about you, and for the trouble of looking,
  • that you will acquire the warm and palpitating facts of life. While
  • others are filling their memory with a lumber of words, one-half of
  • which they will forget before the week be out, your truant may learn
  • some really useful art: to play the fiddle, to know a good cigar, or to
  • speak with ease and opportunity to all varieties of men. Many who have
  • "plied their book diligently," and know all about some one branch or
  • another of accepted lore, come out of the study with an ancient and
  • owl-like demeanour, and prove dry, stockish, and dyspeptic in all the
  • better and brighter parts of life. Many make a large fortune, who remain
  • under-bred and pathetically stupid to the last. And meantime there goes
  • the idler, who began life along with them--by your leave, a different
  • picture. He has had time to take care of his health and his spirits; he
  • has been a great deal in the open air, which is the most salutary of all
  • things for both body and mind; and if he has never read the great Book
  • in very recondite places, he has dipped into it and skimmed it over to
  • excellent purpose. Might not the student afford some Hebrew roots, and
  • the business man-some of his half-crowns, for a share of the idler's
  • knowledge of life at large, and Art of Living? Nay, and the idler has
  • another and more important quality than these. I mean his wisdom. He who
  • has much looked on at the childish satisfaction of other people in their
  • hobbles, will regard his own with only a very ironical indulgence. He
  • will not be heard among the dogmatists. He will have a great and cool
  • allowance for all sorts of people and opinions. If he finds no
  • out-of-the-way truths, he will identify himself with no very burning
  • falsehood. His way takes him along a by-road, not much frequented, but
  • very even and pleasant, which is called Commonplace Lane, and leads to
  • the Belvedere of Common-sense. Thence he shall command an agreeable, if
  • no very noble prospect; and while others behold the East and West, the
  • Devil and the Sunrise, he will be contentedly aware of a sort of morning
  • hour upon all sublunary things, with an army of shadows running speedily
  • and in many different directions into the great daylight of Eternity.
  • The shadows and the generations, the shrill doctors and the plangent
  • wars, go by into ultimate silence and emptiness; but underneath all
  • this, a man may see, out of the Belvedere windows, much green and
  • peaceful landscape; many fire-lit parlours; good people laughing,
  • drinking, and making love as they did before the Flood or the French
  • Revolution; and the old shepherd telling his tale under the hawthorn.
  • Extreme _busyness_, whether at school or college, kirk or market, is a
  • symptom of deficient vitality; and a faculty for idleness implies a
  • catholic appetite and a strong sense of personal identity. There is a
  • sort of dead-alive, hackneyed people about, who are scarcely conscious
  • of living except in the exercise of some conventional occupation. Bring
  • these fellows into the country, or set them aboard ship, and you will
  • see how they pine for their desk or their study. They have no curiosity;
  • they cannot give themselves over to random provocations; they do not
  • take pleasure in the exercise of their faculties for its own sake; and
  • unless Necessity lays about them with a stick, they will even stand
  • still. It is no good speaking to such folk; they _cannot_ be idle, their
  • nature is not generous enough; and they pass those hours in a sort of
  • coma, which are not dedicated to furious moiling in the gold-mill. When
  • they do not require to go to the office, when they are not hungry and
  • have no mind to drink, the whole breathing world is a blank to them. If
  • they have to wait an hour or so for a train, they fall into a stupid
  • trance with their eyes open. To see them, you would suppose there was
  • nothing to look at and no one to speak with; you would imagine they were
  • paralysed or alienated; and yet very possibly they are hard workers in
  • their own way, and have good eyesight for a flaw in a deed or a turn of
  • the market. They have been to school and college, but all the time they
  • had their eye on the medal; they have gone about in the world and mixed
  • with clever people, but all the time they were thinking of their own
  • affairs. As if a man's soul were not too small to begin with, they have
  • dwarfed and narrowed theirs by a life of all work and no play; until
  • here they are at forty, with a listless attention, a mind vacant of all
  • material of amusement, and not one thought to rub against another, while
  • they wait for the train. Before he was breeched, he might have clambered
  • on the boxes; when he was twenty, he would have stared at the girls; but
  • now the pipe is smoked out, the snuff-box empty, and my gentleman sits
  • bolt upright upon a bench, with lamentable eyes. This does not appeal to
  • me as being Success in Life.
  • But it is not only the person himself who suffers from his busy habits,
  • but his wife and children, his friends and relations, and down to the
  • very people he sits with in a railway-carriage or an omnibus. Perpetual
  • devotion to what a man calls his business, is only to be sustained by
  • perpetual neglect of many other things. And it is not by any means
  • certain that a man's business is the most important thing he has to do.
  • To an impartial estimate it will seem clear that many of the wisest,
  • most virtuous, and most beneficent parts that are to be played upon the
  • Theatre of Life are filled by gratuitous performers, and pass, among the
  • world at large, as phases of idleness. For in that Theatre, not only the
  • walking gentlemen, singing chambermaids, and diligent fiddlers in the
  • orchestra, but those who look on and clap their hands from the benches,
  • do really play a part and fulfil important offices towards the general
  • result. You are no doubt very dependent on the care of your lawyer and
  • stockbroker, of the guards and signalmen who convey you rapidly from
  • place to place, and the policemen who walk the streets for your
  • protection; but is there not a thought of gratitude in your heart for
  • certain other benefactors who set you smiling when they fall in your
  • way, or season your dinner with good company? Colonel Newcome helped to
  • lose his friend's money; Fred Bayham had an ugly trick of borrowing
  • shirts; and yet they were better people to fall among than Mr. Barnes.
  • And though Falstaff was neither sober nor very honest, I think I could
  • name one or two long-laced Barabbases whom the world could better have
  • done without. Hazlitt mentions that he was more sensible of obligation
  • to Northcote, who had never done him anything he could call a service,
  • than to his whole circle of ostentatious friends; for he thought a good
  • companion emphatically the greatest benefactor. I know there are people
  • in the world who cannot feel grateful unless the favour has been done
  • them at the cost of pain and difficulty. But this is a churlish
  • disposition. A man may send you six sheets of letter-paper covered with
  • the most entertaining gossip, or you may pass half-an-hour pleasantly,
  • perhaps profitably, over an article of his; do you think the service
  • would be greater, if he had made the manuscript in his heart's blood,
  • like a compact with the devil? Do you really fancy you should be more
  • beholden to your correspondent, if he had been damning you all the while
  • for your importunity? Pleasures are more beneficial than duties because,
  • like the quality of mercy, they are not strained, and they are twice
  • blest. There must always be two to a kiss, and there may be a score in a
  • jest; but wherever there is an element of sacrifice, the favour is
  • conferred with pain, and, among generous people, received with
  • confusion. There is no duty we so much underrate as the duty of being
  • happy. By being happy, we sow anonymous benefits upon the world, which
  • remain unknown even to ourselves, or, when they are disclosed, surprise
  • nobody so much as the benefactor. The other day, a ragged, barefoot boy
  • ran down the street after a marble, with so jolly an air that he set
  • every one he passed into a good humour; one of these persons, who had
  • been delivered from more than usually black thoughts, stopped the little
  • fellow and gave him some money with this remark: "You see what sometimes
  • comes of looking pleased." If he had looked pleased before, he had now
  • to look both pleased and mystified. For my part, I justify this
  • encouragement of smiling rather than tearful children; I do not wish to
  • pay for tears anywhere but upon the stage; but I am prepared to deal
  • largely in the opposite commodity. A happy man or woman is a better
  • thing to find than a five-pound note. He or she is a radiating focus of
  • goodwill; and their entrance into a room is as though another candle had
  • been lighted. We need not care whether they could prove the
  • forty-seventh proposition; they do a better thing than that, they
  • practically demonstrate the great Theorem of the Liveableness of Life.
  • Consequently, if a person cannot be happy without remaining idle, idle
  • he should remain. It is a revolutionary precept; but thanks to hunger
  • and the workhouse, one not easily to be abused; and, within practical
  • limits, it is one of the most incontestable truths in the whole Body of
  • Morality. Look at one of your industrious fellows for a moment, I
  • beseech you. He sows hurry and reaps indigestion; he puts a vast deal of
  • activity out to interest, and receives a large measure of nervous
  • derangement in return. Either he absents himself entirely from all
  • fellowship, and lives a recluse in a garret, with carpet slippers and a
  • leaden inkpot; or he comes among people swiftly and bitterly, in a
  • contraction of his whole nervous system, to discharge some temper
  • before he returns to work. I do not care how much or how well he works,
  • this fellow is an evil feature in other people's lives. They would be
  • happier if he were dead. They could easier do without his services in
  • the Circumlocution Office, than they can tolerate his fractious spirits.
  • He poisons life at the well-head. It is better to be beggared out of
  • hand by a scapegrace nephew, than daily hag-ridden by a peevish uncle.
  • And what, in God's name, is all this pother about? For what cause do
  • they embitter their own and other people's lives? That a man should
  • publish three or thirty articles a year, that he should finish or not
  • finish his great allegorical picture, are questions of little interest
  • to the world. The ranks of life are full; and although a thousand fall,
  • there are always some to go into the breach. When they told Joan of Arc
  • she should be at home minding women's work, she answered there were
  • plenty to spin and wash. And so, even with your own rare gifts! When
  • nature is "so careless of the single life," why should we coddle
  • ourselves into the fancy that our own is of exceptional importance?
  • Suppose Shakespeare had been knocked on the head some dark night in Sir
  • Thomas Lucy's preserves, the world would have wagged on better or worse,
  • the pitcher gone to the well, the scythe to the corn, and the student to
  • his book; and no one been any the wiser of the loss. There are not many
  • works extant, if you look the alternative all over, which are worth the
  • price of a pound of tobacco to a man of limited means. This is a
  • sobering reflection for the proudest of our earthly vanities. Even a
  • tobacconist may, upon consideration, find no great cause for personal
  • vainglory in the phrase; for although tobacco is an admirable sedative,
  • the qualities necessary for retailing it are neither rare nor precious
  • in themselves. Alas and alas! you may take it how you will, but the
  • services of no single individual are indispensable. Atlas was just a
  • gentleman with a protracted nightmare! And yet you see merchants who go
  • and labour themselves into a great fortune and thence into the
  • bankruptcy court; scribblers who keep scribbling at little articles
  • until their temper is a cross to all who come about them, as though
  • Pharaoh should set the Israelites to make a pin instead of a pyramid;
  • and fine young men who work themselves into a decline, and are driven
  • off in a hearse with white plumes upon it. Would you not suppose these
  • persons had been whispered, by the Master of the Ceremonies, the promise
  • of some momentous destiny? and that this lukewarm bullet on which they
  • play their farces was the bull's-eye and centre-point of all the
  • universe? And yet it is not so. The ends for which they give away their
  • priceless youth, for all they know, may be chimerical or hurtful; the
  • glory and riches they expect may never come, or may find them
  • indifferent; and they and the world they inhabit are so inconsiderable
  • that the mind freezes at the thought.
  • IV
  • ORDERED SOUTH
  • By a curious irony of fate, the places to which we are sent when health
  • deserts us are often singularly beautiful. Often, too, they are places
  • we have visited in former years, or seen briefly in passing by, and kept
  • ever afterwards in pious memory; and we please ourselves with the fancy
  • that we shall repeat many vivid and pleasurable sensations, and take up
  • again the thread of our enjoyment in the same spirit as we let it fall.
  • We shall now have an opportunity of finishing many pleasant excursions,
  • interrupted of yore before our curiosity was fully satisfied. It may be
  • that we have kept in mind, during all these years, the recollection of
  • some valley into which we have just looked down for a moment before we
  • lost sight of it in the disorder of the hills; it may be that we have
  • lain awake at night, and agreeably tantalised ourselves with the thought
  • of corners we had never turned, or summits we had all but climbed: we
  • shall now be able, as we tell ourselves, to complete all these
  • unfinished pleasures, and pass beyond the barriers that confined our
  • recollections.
  • The promise is so great, and we are all so easily led away when hope and
  • memory are both in one story, that I daresay the sick man is not very
  • inconsolable when he receives sentence of banishment, and is inclined to
  • regard his ill-health as not the least fortunate accident of his life.
  • Nor is he immediately undeceived. The stir and speed of the journey, and
  • the restlessness that goes to bed with him as he tries to sleep between
  • two days of noisy progress, fever him, and stimulate his dull nerves
  • into something of their old quickness and sensibility. And so he can
  • enjoy the faint autumnal splendour of the landscape, as he sees hill and
  • plain, vineyard and forest, clad in one wonderful glory of fairy gold,
  • which the first great winds of winter will transmute, as in the fable,
  • into withered leaves. And so too he can enjoy the admirable brevity and
  • simplicity of such little glimpses of country and country ways as flash
  • upon him through the windows of the train; little glimpses that have a
  • character all their own; sights seen as a travelling swallow might see
  • them from the wing, or Iris as she went abroad over the land on some
  • Olympian errand. Here and there, indeed, a few children huzzah and wave
  • their hands to the express; but for the most part, it is an interruption
  • too brief and isolated to attract much notice; the sheep do not cease
  • from browsing; a girl sits balanced on the projecting tiller of a canal
  • boat, so precariously that it seems as if a fly or the splash of a
  • leaping fish would be enough to overthrow the dainty equilibrium, and
  • yet all these hundreds of tons of coal and wood and iron have been
  • precipitated roaring past her very ear, and there is not a start, not a
  • tremor, not a turn of the averted head, to indicate that she has been
  • even conscious of its passage. Herein, I think, lies the chief
  • attraction of railway travel. The speed is so easy, and the train
  • disturbs so little the scenes through which it takes us, that our heart
  • becomes full of the placidity and stillness of the country; and while
  • the body is borne forward in the flying chain of carriages, the thoughts
  • alight, as the humour moves them, at unfrequented stations; they make
  • haste up the poplar alley that leads towards the town; they are left
  • behind with the signalman as, shading his eyes with his hand, he watches
  • the long train sweep away into the golden distance.
  • Moreover, there is still before the invalid the shock of wonder and
  • delight with which he will learn that he has passed the indefinable
  • line that separates South from North. And this is an uncertain moment;
  • for sometimes the consciousness is forced upon him early, on the
  • occasion of some slight association, a colour, a flower, or a scent; and
  • sometimes not until, one fine morning, he wakes up with the southern
  • sunshine peeping through the _persiennes_, and the southern patois
  • confusedly audible below the windows. Whether it come early or late,
  • however, this pleasure will not end with the anticipation, as do so many
  • others of the same family. It will leave him wider awake than it found
  • him, and give a new significance to all he may see for many days to
  • come. There is something in the mere name of the South that carries
  • enthusiasm along with it. At the sound of the word, he pricks up his
  • ears; he becomes as anxious to seek out beauties and to get by heart the
  • permanent lines and character of the landscape, as if he had been told
  • that it was all his own--an estate out of which he had been kept
  • unjustly, and which he was now to receive in free and full possession.
  • Even those who have never been there before feel as if they had been;
  • and everybody goes comparing, and seeking for the familiar, and finding
  • it with such ecstasies of recognition, that one would think they were
  • coming home after a weary absence, instead of travelling hourly farther
  • abroad.
  • It is only after he is fairly arrived and settled down in his chosen
  • corner, that the invalid begins to understand the change that has
  • befallen him. Everything about him is as he had remembered, or as he had
  • anticipated. Here, at his feet, under his eyes, are the olive gardens
  • and the blue sea. Nothing can change the eternal magnificence of form of
  • the naked Alps behind Mentone; nothing, not even the crude curves of the
  • railway, can utterly deform the suavity of contour of one bay after
  • another along the whole reach of the Riviera. And of all this, he has
  • only a cold head-knowledge that is divorced from enjoyment. He
  • recognises with his intelligence that this thing and that thing is
  • beautiful, while in his heart of hearts he has to confess that it is not
  • beautiful for him. It is in vain that he spurs his discouraged spirit;
  • in vain that he chooses out points of view, and stands there, looking
  • with all his eyes, and waiting for some return of the pleasure that he
  • remembers in other days, as the sick folk may have awaited the coming of
  • the angel at the pool of Bethesda. He is like an enthusiast leading
  • about with him a stolid, indifferent tourist. There is some one by who
  • is out of sympathy with the scene, and is not moved up to the measure of
  • the occasion; and that some one is himself. The world is disenchanted
  • for him. He seems to himself to touch things with muffled hands, and to
  • see them through a veil. His life becomes a palsied fumbling after notes
  • that are silent when he has found and struck them. He cannot recognise
  • that this phlegmatic and unimpressionable body with which he now goes
  • burthened, is the same that he knew heretofore so quick and delicate and
  • alive.
  • He is tempted to lay the blame on the very softness and amenity of the
  • climate, and to fancy that in the rigours of the winter at home, these
  • dead emotions would revive and flourish. A longing for the brightness
  • and silence of fallen snow seizes him at such times. He is homesick for
  • the hale rough weather; for the tracery of the frost upon his
  • window-panes at morning, the reluctant descent of the first flakes, and
  • the white roofs relieved against the sombre sky. And yet the stuff of
  • which these yearnings are made is one of the flimsiest: if but the
  • thermometer fall a little below its ordinary Mediterranean level, or a
  • wind come down from the snow-clad Alps behind, the spirit of his fancies
  • changes upon the instant, and many a doleful vignette of the grim wintry
  • streets at home returns to him, and begins to haunt his memory. The
  • hopeless, huddled attitude of tramps in doorways; the flinching gait of
  • barefoot children on the icy pavement; the sheen of the rainy streets
  • towards afternoon; the meagre anatomy of the poor defined by the
  • clinging of wet garments; the high canorous note of the North-easter on
  • days when the very houses seem to stiffen with cold: these, and such as
  • these, crowd back upon him, and mockingly substitute themselves for the
  • fanciful winter scenes with which he had pleased himself a while before.
  • He cannot be glad enough that he is where he is. If only the others
  • could be there also; if only those tramps could lie down for a little in
  • the sunshine, and those children warm their feet, this once, upon a
  • kindlier earth; if only there were no cold anywhere, and no nakedness
  • and no hunger; if only it were as well with all men as it is with him!
  • For it is not altogether ill with the invalid, after all. If it is only
  • rarely that anything penetrates, vividly into his numbed spirit, yet,
  • when anything does, it brings with it a joy that is all the more
  • poignant for its very rarity. There is something pathetic in these
  • occasional returns of a glad activity of heart. In his lowest hours he
  • will be stirred and awakened by many such; and they will spring perhaps
  • from very trivial sources; as a friend once said to me, the "spirit of
  • delight" comes often on small wings. For the pleasure that we take in
  • beautiful nature is essentially capricious. It comes sometimes when we
  • least look for it; and sometimes, when we expect it most certainly, it
  • leaves us to gape joyously for days together, in the very home-land of
  • the beautiful. We may have passed a place a thousand times and one; and
  • on the thousand and second it will be transfigured, and stand forth in a
  • certain splendour of reality from the dull circle of surroundings; so
  • that we see it "with a child's first pleasure," as Wordsworth saw the
  • daffodils by the lake-side. And if this falls out capriciously with the
  • healthy, how much more so with the invalid! Some day he will find his
  • first violet, and be lost in pleasant wonder, by what alchemy the cold
  • earth of the clods, and the vapid air and rain, can be transmuted into
  • colour so rich and odour so touchingly sweet. Or perhaps he may see a
  • group of washerwomen relieved, on a spit of shingle, against the blue
  • sea, or a meeting of flower-gatherers in the tempered daylight of an
  • olive-garden; and something significant or monumental in the grouping,
  • something in the harmony of faint colour that is always characteristic
  • of the dress of these southern women, will come home to him
  • unexpectedly, and awaken in him that satisfaction with which we tell
  • ourselves that we are the richer by one more beautiful experience. Or it
  • may be something even slighter: as when the opulence of the sunshine,
  • which somehow gets lost and fails to produce its effect on the large
  • scale, is suddenly revealed to him by the chance isolation--as he
  • changes the position of his sunshade--of a yard or two of roadway with
  • its stones and weeds. And then, there is no end to the infinite variety
  • of the olive-yards themselves. Even the colour is indeterminate and
  • continually shifting: now you would say it was green, now grey now blue;
  • now tree stands above tree, like "cloud on cloud," massed into filmy
  • indistinctness; and now, at the wind's will, the whole sea of foliage is
  • shaken and broken up with little momentary silverings and shadows. But
  • every one sees the world in his own way. To some the glad moment may
  • have arrived on other provocations; and their recollection may be most
  • vivid of the stately gait of women carrying burthens on their heads; of
  • tropical effects, with canes and naked rock and sunlight; of the relief
  • of cypresses; of the troubled, busy-looking groups of sea-pines, that
  • seem always as if they were being wielded and swept together by a
  • whirlwind; of the air coming, laden with virginal perfumes, over the
  • myrtles and the scented underwood; of the empurpled hills standing up,
  • solemn and sharp, out of the green-gold air of the east at evening.
  • There go many elements, without doubt, to the making of one such moment
  • of intense perception; and it is on the happy agreement of these many
  • elements, on the harmonious vibration of many nerves, that the whole
  • delight of the moment must depend. Who can forget how, when he has
  • chanced upon some attitude of complete restfulness, after long uneasy
  • rolling to and fro on grass or heather, the whole fashion of the
  • landscape has been changed for him, as though the sun had just broken
  • forth, or a great artist had only then completed, by some cunning touch,
  • the composition of the picture! And not only a change of posture--a
  • snatch of perfume, the sudden singing of a bird, the freshness of some
  • pulse of air from an invisible sea, the light shadow of a travelling
  • cloud, the merest nothing that sends a little shiver along the most
  • infinitesimal nerve of a man's body--not one of the least of these but
  • has a hand somehow in the general effect, and brings some refinement of
  • its own into the character of the pleasure we feel.
  • And if the external conditions are thus varied and subtle, even more so
  • are those within our own bodies. No man can find out the world, says
  • Solomon, from beginning to end, because the world is in his heart; and
  • so it is impossible for any of us to understand, from beginning to end,
  • that agreement of harmonious circumstances that creates in us the
  • highest pleasure of admiration, precisely because some of these
  • circumstances are hidden from us for ever in the constitution of our own
  • bodies. After we have reckoned up all that we can see or hear or feel,
  • there still remains to be taken into account some sensibility more
  • delicate than usual in the nerves affected, or some exquisite refinement
  • in the architecture of the brain, which is indeed to the sense of the
  • beautiful as the eye or the ear to the sense of hearing or sight. We
  • admire splendid views and great pictures; and yet, what is truly
  • admirable is rather the mind within us, that gathers together these
  • scattered details for its delight, and makes out of certain colours
  • certain distributions of graduated light and darkness, that intelligible
  • whole which alone we call a picture or a view. Hazlitt, relating in one
  • of his essays how he went on foot from one great man's house to
  • another's in search of works of art, begins suddenly to triumph over
  • these noble and wealthy owners, because he was more capable of enjoying
  • their costly possessions than they were; because they had paid the money
  • and he had received the pleasure. And the occasion is a fair one for
  • self-complacency. While the one man was working to be able to buy the
  • picture, the other was working to be able to enjoy the picture. An
  • inherited aptitude will have been diligently improved in either case;
  • only the one man has made for himself a fortune, and the other has made
  • for himself a living spirit. It is a fair occasion for self-complacency,
  • I repeat, when the event shows a man to have chosen the better part, and
  • laid out his life more wisely, in the long run, than those who have
  • credit for most wisdom. And yet even this is not a good unmixed; and,
  • like all other possessions, although in a less degree, the possession of
  • a brain that has been thus improved and cultivated, and made into the
  • prime organ of a man's enjoyment, brings with it certain inevitable
  • cares and disappointments. The happiness of such an one comes to depend
  • greatly upon those fine shades of sensation that heighten and harmonise
  • the coarser elements of beauty. And thus a degree of nervous
  • prostration, that to other men would be hardly disagreeable, is enough
  • to overthrow for him the whole fabric of his life, to take, except at
  • rare moments, the edge off his pleasures, and to meet him wherever he
  • goes with failure, and the sense of want, and disenchantment of the
  • world and life.
  • It is not in such numbness of spirit only that the life of the invalid
  • resembles a premature old age. Those excursions that he had promised
  • himself to finish prove too long or too arduous for his feeble body; and
  • the barrier-hills are as impassable as ever. Many a white town that sits
  • far out on the promontory, many a comely fold of wood on the
  • mountain-side, beckons and allures his imagination day after day, and is
  • yet as inaccessible to his feet as the clefts and gorges of the clouds.
  • The sense of distance grows upon him wonderfully; and after some
  • feverish efforts and the fretful uneasiness of the first few days, he
  • falls contentedly in with the restrictions of his weakness. His narrow
  • round becomes pleasant and familiar to him as the cell to a contented
  • prisoner. Just as he has fallen already out of the mid race of active
  • life, he now falls out of the little eddy that circulates in the shallow
  • waters of the sanatorium. He sees the country people come and go about
  • their everyday affairs, the foreigners stream out in goodly pleasure
  • parties; the stir of man's activity is all about him, as he suns himself
  • inertly in some sheltered corner; and he looks on with a patriarchal
  • impersonality of interest, such as a man may feel when he pictures to
  • himself the fortunes of his remote descendants, or the robust old age of
  • the oak he has planted over-night.
  • In this falling aside, in this quietude and desertion of other men,
  • there is no inharmonious prelude to the last quietude and desertion of
  • the grave; in this dulness of the senses there is a gentle preparation
  • for the final insensibility of death. And to him the idea of mortality
  • comes in a shape less violent and harsh than is its wont, less as an
  • abrupt catastrophe than as a thing of infinitesimal gradation, and the
  • last step on a long decline of way. As we turn to and fro in bed, and
  • every moment the movements grow feebler and smaller and the attitude
  • more restful and easy, until sleep overtakes us at a stride and we move
  • no more, so desire after desire leaves him; day by day his strength
  • decreases, and the circle of his activity grows ever narrower; and he
  • feels, if he is to be thus tenderly weaned from the passion of life,
  • thus gradually inducted into the slumber of death, that when at last the
  • end comes, it will come quietly and fitly. If anything is to reconcile
  • poor spirits to the coming of the last enemy, surely it should be such a
  • mild approach as this; not to hale us forth with violence, but to
  • persuade us from a place we have no further pleasure in. It is not so
  • much, indeed, death that approaches as life that withdraws and withers
  • up from round about him. He has outlived his own usefulness, and almost
  • his own enjoyment; and if there is to be no recovery; if never again
  • will he be young and strong and passionate, if the actual present shall
  • be to him always like a thing read in a book or remembered out of the
  • far-away past; if, in fact, this be veritably nightfall, he will not
  • wish greatly for the continuance of a twilight that only strains and
  • disappoints the eyes, but steadfastly await the perfect darkness. He
  • will pray for Medea: when she comes, let her either rejuvenate or slay.
  • And yet the ties that still attach him to the world are many and kindly.
  • The sight of children has a significance for him such as it may have for
  • the aged also, but not for others. If he has been used to feel humanely,
  • and to look upon life somewhat more widely than from the narrow loophole
  • of personal pleasure and advancement, it is strange how small a portion
  • of his thoughts will be changed or embittered by this proximity of
  • death. He knows that already, in English counties, the sower follows the
  • ploughman up the face of the field, and the rooks follow the sower; and
  • he knows also that he may not live to go home again and see the corn
  • spring and ripen, and be cut down at last, and brought home with
  • gladness. And yet the future of this harvest, the continuance of drought
  • or the coming of rain unseasonably, touch him as sensibly as ever. For
  • he has long been used to wait with interest the issue of events in which
  • his own concern was nothing; and to be joyful in a plenty, and sorrowful
  • for a famine, that did not increase or diminish, by one half loaf, the
  • equable sufficiency of his own supply. Thus there remain unaltered all
  • the disinterested hopes for mankind and a better future which have been
  • the solace and inspiration of his life. These he has set beyond the
  • reach of any fate that only menaces himself; and it makes small
  • difference whether he die five thousand years, or five thousand and
  • fifty years, before the good epoch for which he faithfully labours. He
  • has not deceived himself; he has known from the beginning that he
  • followed the pillar of fire and cloud, only to perish himself in the
  • wilderness, and that it was reserved for others to enter joyfully into
  • possession of the land. And so, as everything grows greyer and quieter
  • about him, and slopes towards extinction, these unfaded visions
  • accompany his sad decline and follow him, with friendly voices and
  • hopeful words, into the very vestibule of death. The desire of love or
  • of fame scarcely moved him, in his days of health, more strongly than
  • these generous aspirations move him now; and so life is carried forward
  • beyond life, and a vista kept open for the eyes of hope, even when his
  • hands grope already on the face of the impassable.
  • Lastly, he is bound tenderly to life by the thought of his friends; or
  • shall we not say rather, that by their thought for him, by their
  • unchangeable solicitude and love, he remains woven into the very stuff
  • of life, beyond the power of bodily dissolution to undo? In a thousand
  • ways will he survive and be perpetuated. Much of Etienne de la Boétie
  • survived during all the years in which Montaigne continued to converse
  • with him on the pages of the ever-delightful essays. Much of what was
  • truly Goethe was dead already when he revisited places that knew him no
  • more, and found no better consolation than the promise of his own
  • verses, that soon he too would be at rest. Indeed, when we think of what
  • it is that we most seek and cherish, and find most pride and pleasure in
  • calling ours, it will sometimes seem to us as if our friends, at our
  • decease, would suffer loss more truly than ourselves. As a monarch who
  • should care more for the outlying colonies he knows on the map or
  • through the report of his vicegerents, than for the trunk of his empire
  • under his eyes at home, are we not more concerned about the shadowy life
  • that we have in the hearts of others, and that portion in their
  • thoughts and fancies which, in a certain far-away sense, belongs to us,
  • than about the real knot of our identity--that central metropolis of
  • self, of which alone we are immediately aware--or the diligent service
  • of arteries and veins and infinitesimal activity of ganglia, which we
  • know (as we know a proposition in Euclid) to be the source and substance
  • of the whole? At the death of every one whom we love, some fair and
  • honourable portion of our existence falls away, and we are dislodged
  • from one of these dear provinces; and they are not, perhaps, the most
  • fortunate who survive a long series of such impoverishments, till their
  • life and influence narrow gradually into the meagre limit of their own
  • spirits, and death, when he comes at last, can destroy them at one blow.
  • NOTE.--To this essay I must in honesty append a word or two of
  • qualification; for this is one of the points on which a slightly
  • greater age teaches us a slightly different wisdom:
  • A youth delights in generalities, and keeps loose from particular
  • obligations; he jogs on the footpath way, himself pursuing
  • butterflies, but courteously lending his applause to the advance of
  • the human species and the coming of the kingdom of justice and love.
  • As he grows older, he begins to think more narrowly of man's action
  • in the general, and perhaps more arrogantly of his own in the
  • particular. He has not that same unspeakable trust in what he would
  • have done had he been spared, seeing finally that that would have
  • been little; but he has a far higher notion of the blank that he will
  • make by dying. A young man feels himself one too many in the world;
  • his is a painful situation: he has no calling; no obvious utility; no
  • ties but to his parents, and these he is sure to disregard. I do not
  • think that a proper allowance has been made for this true cause of
  • suffering in youth; but by the mere fact of a prolonged existence, we
  • outgrow either the fact or else the feeling. Either we become so
  • callously accustomed to our own useless figure in the world, or
  • else--and this, thank God, in the majority of cases--we so collect
  • about us the interest or the love of our fellows, so multiply our
  • effective part in the affairs of life, that we need to entertain no
  • longer the question of our right to be.
  • And so in the majority of cases, a man who fancies himself dying will
  • get cold comfort from the very youthful view expressed in this essay.
  • He, as a living man, has some to help, some to love, some to correct;
  • it may be, some to punish. These duties cling, not upon humanity, but
  • upon the man himself. It is he, not another, who is one woman's son
  • and a second woman's husband and a third woman's father. That life
  • which began so small, has now grown, with a myriad filaments, into
  • the lives of others. It is not indispensable; another will take the
  • place and shoulder the discharged responsibility; but the better the
  • man and the nobler his purposes, the more will he be tempted to
  • regret the extinction of his powers and the deletion of his
  • personality. To have lived a generation is not only to have grown at
  • home in that perplexing medium, but to have assumed innumerable
  • duties. To die at such an age, has, for all but the entirely base,
  • something of the air of a betrayal. A man does not only reflect upon
  • what he might have done in a future that is never to be his; but
  • beholding himself so early a deserter from the fight, he eats his
  • heart for the good he might have done already. To have been so
  • useless and now to lose all hope of being useful any more--there it
  • is that death and memory assail him. And even if mankind shall go on,
  • founding heroic cities, practising heroic virtues, rising steadily
  • from strength to strength; even if his work shall be fulfilled, his
  • friends consoled, his wife remarried by a better than he; how shall
  • this alter, in one jot, his estimation of a career which was his only
  • business in this world, which was so fitfully pursued, and which is
  • now so ineffectively to end?
  • V
  • ÆS TRIPLEX
  • The changes wrought by death are in themselves so sharp and final, and
  • so terrible and melancholy in their consequences, that the thing stands
  • alone in man's experience, and has no parallel upon earth. It outdoes
  • all other accidents because it is the last of them. Sometimes it leaps
  • suddenly upon its victims, like a Thug; sometimes it lays a regular
  • siege and creeps upon their citadel during a score of years. And when
  • the business is done, there is sore havoc made in other people's lives,
  • and a pin knocked out by which many subsidiary friendships hung
  • together. There are empty chairs, solitary walks, and single beds at
  • night. Again, in taking away our friends, death does not take them away
  • utterly, but leaves behind a mocking, tragical, and soon intolerable
  • residue, which must be hurriedly concealed. Hence a whole chapter of
  • sights and customs striking to the mind, from the pyramids of Egypt to
  • the gibbets and dule trees of mediæval Europe. The poorest persons have
  • a bit of pageant going towards the tomb; memorial stones are set up over
  • the least memorable; and, in order to preserve some show of respect for
  • what remains of our old loves and friendships, we must accompany it with
  • much grimly ludicrous ceremonial, and the hired undertaker parades
  • before the door. All this, and much more of the same sort, accompanied
  • by the eloquence of poets, has gone a great way to put humanity in
  • error; nay, in many philosophies the error has been embodied and laid
  • down with every circumstance of logic; although in real life the bustle
  • and swiftness, in leaving people little time to think, have not left
  • them time enough to go dangerously wrong in practice.
  • As a matter of fact, although few things are spoken of with more fearful
  • whisperings than this prospect of death, few have less influence on
  • conduct under healthy circumstances. We have all heard of cities in
  • South America built upon the side of fiery mountains, and how, even in
  • this tremendous neighbourhood, the inhabitants are not a jot more
  • impressed by the solemnity of mortal conditions than if they were
  • delving gardens in the greenest corner of England. There are serenades
  • and suppers and much gallantry among the myrtles overhead; and meanwhile
  • the foundation shudders under foot, the bowels of the mountain growl,
  • and at any moment living ruin may leap sky-high into the moonlight, and
  • tumble man and his merry-making in the dust. In the eyes of very young
  • people, and very dull old ones, there is something indescribably
  • reckless and desperate in such a picture. It seems not credible that
  • respectable married people, with umbrellas, should find appetite for a
  • bit of supper within quite a long distance of a fiery mountain; ordinary
  • life begins to smell of high-handed debauch when it is carried on so
  • close to a catastrophe; and even cheese and salad, it seems, could
  • hardly be relished in such circumstances without something like a
  • defiance of the Creator. It should be a place for nobody but hermits
  • dwelling in prayer and maceration, or mere born-devils drowning care in
  • a perpetual carouse.
  • And yet, when one comes to think upon it calmly, the situation of these
  • South American citizens forms only a very pale figure for the state of
  • ordinary mankind. This world itself, travelling blindly and swiftly in
  • overcrowded space, among a million other worlds travelling blindly and
  • swiftly in contrary directions, may very well come by a knock that would
  • set it into explosion like a penny squib. And what, pathologically
  • looked at, is the human body with all its organs, but a mere bagful of
  • petards? The least of these is as dangerous to the whole economy as the
  • ship's powder-magazine to the ship; and with every breath we breathe,
  • and every meal we eat, we are putting one or more of them in peril. If
  • we clung as devotedly as some philosophers pretend we do to the abstract
  • idea of life, or were half as frightened as they make out we are, for
  • the subversive accident that ends it all, the trumpets might sound by
  • the hour and no one would follow them into battle--the blue-peter might
  • fly at the truck, but who would climb into a sea-going ship? Think (if
  • these philosophers were right) with what a preparation of spirit we
  • should affront the daily peril of the dinner-table: a deadlier spot than
  • any battle-field in history, where the far greater proportion of our
  • ancestors have miserably left their bones! What woman would ever be
  • lured into marriage, so much more dangerous than the wildest sea? And
  • what would it be to grow old? For, after a certain distance, every step
  • we take in life we find the ice growing thinner below our feet, and all
  • around us and behind us we see our contemporaries going through. By the
  • time a man gets well into the seventies, his continued existence is a
  • mere miracle; and when he lays his old bones in bed for the night, there
  • is an overwhelming probability that he will never see the day. Do the
  • old men mind it, as a matter of fact? Why, no. They were never merrier;
  • they have their grog at night, and tell the raciest stories; they hear
  • of the death of people about their own age, or even younger, not as if
  • it was a grisly warning, but with a simple child-like pleasure at having
  • outlived some one else; and when a draught might puff them out like a
  • guttering candle, or a bit of a stumble shatter them like so much glass,
  • their old hearts keep sound and unaffrighted, and they go on, bubbling
  • with laughter, through years of man's age compared to which the valley
  • at Balaclava was as safe and peaceful as a village cricket-green on
  • Sunday. It may fairly be questioned (if we look to the peril only)
  • whether it was a much more daring feat for Curtius to plunge into the
  • gulf, than for any old gentleman of ninety to doff his clothes and
  • clamber into bed.
  • Indeed, it is a memorable subject for consideration, with what unconcern
  • and gaiety mankind pricks on along the Valley of the Shadow of Death.
  • The whole way is one wilderness of snares, and the end of it, for those
  • who fear the last pinch, is irrevocable ruin. And yet we go spinning
  • through it all, like a party for the Derby. Perhaps the reader remembers
  • one of the humorous devices of the deified Caligula: how he encouraged a
  • vast concourse of holiday-makers on to his bridge over Baiæ bay; and
  • when they were in the height of their enjoyment, turned loose the
  • Prætorian guards among the company, and had them tossed into the sea.
  • This is no bad miniature of the dealings of nature with the transitory
  • race of man. Only, what a chequered picnic we have of it, even while it
  • lasts! and into what great waters, not to be crossed by any swimmer,
  • God's pale Prætorian throws us over in the end!
  • We live the time that a match flickers; we pop the cork of a ginger-beer
  • bottle, and the earthquake swallows us on the instant. Is it not odd, is
  • it not incongruous, is it not, in the highest sense of human speech,
  • incredible, that we should think so highly of the ginger-beer, and
  • regard so little the devouring earthquake? The love of Life and the fear
  • of Death are two famous phrases that grow harder to understand the more
  • we think about them. It is a well-known fact that an immense proportion
  • of boat accidents would never happen if people held the sheet in their
  • hands instead of making it fast; and yet, unless it be some martinet of
  • a professional mariner or some landsman with shattered nerves, every one
  • of God's creatures makes it fast. A strange instance of man's unconcern
  • and brazen boldness in the face of death!
  • We confound ourselves with metaphysical phrases, which we import into
  • daily talk with noble inappropriateness. We have no idea of what death
  • is, apart from its circumstances and some of its consequences to others;
  • and although we have some experience of living, there is not a man on
  • earth who has flown so high into abstraction as to have any practical
  • guess at the meaning of the word _life_. All literature, from Job and
  • Omar Khayam to Thomas Carlyle or Walt Whitman, is but an attempt to look
  • upon the human state with such largeness of view as shall enable us to
  • rise from the consideration of living to the Definition of Life. And our
  • sages give us about the best satisfaction in their power when they say
  • that it is a vapour, or a show, or made out of the same stuff with
  • dreams. Philosophy, in its more rigid sense, has been at the same work
  • for ages; and after a myriad bald heads have wagged over the problem,
  • and piles of words have been heaped one upon another into dry and cloudy
  • volumes without end, philosophy has the honour of laying before us, with
  • modest pride, her contribution towards the subject: that life is a
  • Permanent Possibility of Sensation. Truly a fine result! A man may very
  • well love beef, or hunting, or a woman; but surely, surely, not a
  • Permanent Possibility of Sensation! He may be afraid of a precipice, or
  • a dentist, or a large enemy with a club, or even an undertaker's man;
  • but not certainly of abstract death. We may trick with the word life in
  • its dozen senses until we are weary of tricking; we may argue in terms
  • of all the philosophies on earth, but one fact remains true
  • throughout--that we do not love life, in the sense that we are greatly
  • preoccupied about its conservation; that we do not, properly speaking,
  • love life at all, but living. Into the views of the least careful there
  • will enter some degree of providence; no man's eyes are fixed entirely
  • on the passing hour; but although we have some anticipation of good
  • health, good weather, wine, active employment, love, and self-approval,
  • the sum of these anticipations does not amount to anything like a
  • general view of life's possibilities and issues; nor are those who
  • cherish them most vividly at all the most scrupulous of their personal
  • safety. To be deeply interested in the accidents of our existence, to
  • enjoy keenly the mixed tenure of human experience, rather leads a man to
  • disregard precautions, and risk his neck against a straw. For surely the
  • love of living is stronger in an Alpine climber roping over a peril, or
  • a hunter riding merrily at a stiff fence, than in a creature who lives
  • upon a diet and walks a measured distance in the interest of his
  • constitution.
  • There is a great deal of very vile nonsense talked upon both sides of
  • the matter: tearing divines reducing life to the dimensions of a mere
  • funeral procession, so short as to be hardly decent; and melancholy
  • unbelievers yearning for the tomb as if it were a world too far away.
  • Both sides must feel a little ashamed of their performances now and
  • again when they draw in their chairs to dinner. Indeed, a good meal and
  • a bottle of wine is an answer to most standard works upon the question.
  • When a man's heart warms to his viands, he forgets a great deal of
  • sophistry, and soars into a rosy zone of contemplation. Death may be
  • knocking at the door, like the Commander's statue; we have something
  • else in hand, thank God, and let him knock. Passing-bells are ringing
  • all the world over. All the world over, and every hour, some one is
  • parting company with all his aches and ecstasies. For us also the trap
  • is laid. But we are so fond of life that we have no leisure to entertain
  • the terror of death. It is a honeymoon with us all through, and none of
  • the longest. Small blame to us if we give our whole hearts to this
  • glowing bride of ours, to the appetites, to honour, to the hungry
  • curiosity of the mind, to the pleasure of the eyes in nature, and the
  • pride of our own nimble bodies.
  • We all of us appreciate the sensations; but as for caring about the
  • Permanence of the Possibility, a man's head is generally very bald, and
  • his senses very dull, before he comes to that. Whether we regard life as
  • a lane leading to a dead wall--a mere bag's end, as the French say--or
  • whether we think of it as a vestibule or gymnasium, where we wait our
  • turn and prepare our faculties for some more noble destiny; whether we
  • thunder in a pulpit, or pule in little atheistic poetry-books, about its
  • vanity and brevity; whether we look justly for years of health and
  • vigour, or are about to mount into a bath-chair, as a step towards the
  • hearse; in each and all of these views and situations there is but one
  • conclusion possible: that a man should stop his ears against paralysing
  • terror, and run the race that is set before him with a single mind. No
  • one surely could have recoiled with more heartache and terror from the
  • thought of death than our respected lexicographer; and yet we know how
  • little it affected his conduct, how wisely and boldly he walked, and in
  • what a fresh and lively vein he spoke of life. Already an old man, he
  • ventured on his Highland tour; and his heart, bound with triple brass,
  • did not recoil before twenty-seven individual cups of tea. As courage
  • and intelligence are the two qualities best worth a good man's
  • cultivation, so it is the first part of intelligence to recognise our
  • precarious estate in life, and the first part of courage to be not at
  • all abashed before the fact. A frank and somewhat headlong carriage, not
  • looking too anxiously before, not dallying in maudlin regret over the
  • past, stamps the man who is well armoured for this world.
  • And not only well armoured for himself, but a good friend and a good
  • citizen to boot. We do not go to cowards for tender dealing; there is
  • nothing so cruel as panic; the man who has least fear for his own
  • carcase has most time to consider others. That eminent chemist who took
  • his walks abroad in tin shoes, and subsisted wholly upon tepid milk, had
  • all his work cut out for him in considerate dealings with his own
  • digestion. So soon as prudence has begun to grow up in the brain, like a
  • dismal fungus, it finds its first expression in a paralysis of generous
  • acts. The victim begins to shrink spiritually; he develops a fancy for
  • parlours with a regulated temperature, and takes his morality on the
  • principle of tin shoes and tepid milk. The care of one important body or
  • soul becomes so engrossing, that all the noises of the outer world begin
  • to come thin and faint into the parlour with the regulated temperature;
  • and the tin shoes go equably forward over blood and rain. To be overwise
  • is to ossify; and the scruple-monger ends by standing stockstill. Now
  • the man who has his heart on his sleeve, and a good whirling weathercock
  • of a brain, who reckons his life as a thing to be dashingly used and
  • cheerfully hazarded, makes a very different acquaintance of the world,
  • keeps all his pulses going true and fast, and gathers impetus as he
  • runs, until, if he be running towards anything better than wildfire, he
  • may shoot up and become a constellation in the end. Lord look after his
  • health, Lord have a care of his soul, says he; and he has at the key of
  • the position, and swashes through incongruity and peril towards his aim.
  • Death is on all sides of him with pointed batteries, as he is on all
  • sides of all of us; unfortunate surprises gird him round; mim-mouthed
  • friends and relations hold up their hands in quite a little elegiacal
  • synod about his path: and what cares he for all this? Being a true lover
  • of living, a fellow with something pushing and spontaneous in his
  • inside, he must, like any other soldier, in any other stirring, deadly
  • warfare, push on at his best pace until he touch the goal. "A peerage or
  • Westminster Abbey!" cried Nelson in his bright, boyish, heroic manner.
  • These are great incentives; not for any of these, but for the plain
  • satisfaction of living, of being about their business in some sort or
  • other, do the brave, serviceable men of every nation tread down the
  • nettle danger, and pass flyingly over all the stumbling-blocks of
  • prudence. Think of the heroism of Johnson, think of that superb
  • indifference to mortal limitation that set him upon his dictionary, and
  • carried him through triumphantly until the end! Who, if he were wisely
  • considerate of things at large, would ever embark upon any work much
  • more considerable than a halfpenny post-card? Who would project a serial
  • novel, after Thackeray and Dickens had each fallen in midcourse? Who
  • would find heart enough to begin to live, if he dallied with the
  • consideration of death?
  • And, after all, what sorry and pitiful quibbling all this is! To forego
  • all the issues of living in a parlour with a regulated temperature--as
  • if that were not to die a hundred times over, and for ten years at a
  • stretch! As if it were not to die in one's own lifetime, and without
  • even the sad immunities of death! As if it were not to die, and yet be
  • the patient spectators of our own pitiable change! The Permanent
  • Possibility is preserved, but the sensations carefully held at arm's
  • length, as if one kept a photographic plate in a dark chamber. It is
  • better to lose health like a spendthrift than to waste it like a miser.
  • It is better to live and be done with it, than to die daily in the
  • sick-room. By all means begin your folio; even if the doctor does not
  • give you a year, even if he hesitates about a month, make one brave push
  • and see what can be accomplished in a week. It is not only in finished
  • undertakings that we ought to honour useful labour. A spirit goes out of
  • the man who means execution, which outlives the most untimely ending.
  • All who have meant good work with their whole hearts, have done good
  • work, although they may die before they have the time to sign it. Every
  • heart that has beat strong and cheerfully has left a hopeful impulse
  • behind it in the world, and bettered the tradition of mankind. And even
  • if death catch people, like an open pitfall, and in mid-career, laying
  • out vast projects, and planning monstrous foundations, flushed with
  • hope, and their mouths full of boastful language, they should be at once
  • tripped up and silenced: is there not something brave and spirited in
  • such a termination? and does not life go down with a better grace,
  • foaming in full body over a precipice, than miserably straggling to an
  • end in sandy deltas? When the Greeks made their fine saying that those
  • whom the gods love die young, I cannot help believing they had this sort
  • of death also in their eye. For surely, at whatever age it overtake the
  • man, this is to die young. Death has not been suffered to take so much
  • as an illusion from his heart. In the hot-fit of life, a-tiptoe on the
  • highest point of being, he passes at a bound on to the other side. The
  • noise of the mallet and chisel is scarcely quenched, the trumpets are
  • hardly done blowing, when, trailing with him clouds of glory, this
  • happy-starred, full-blooded spirit shoots into the spiritual land.
  • VI
  • EL DORADO
  • It seems as if a great deal were attainable in a world where there are
  • so many marriages and decisive battles, and where we all, at certain
  • hours of the day, and with great gusto and despatch, stow a portion of
  • victuals finally and irretrievably into the bag which contains us. And
  • it would seem also, on a hasty view, that the attainment of as much as
  • possible was the one goal of man's contentious life. And yet, as regards
  • the spirit, this is but a semblance. We live in an ascending scale when
  • we live happily, one thing leading to another in an endless series.
  • There is always a new horizon for onward-looking men, and although we
  • dwell on a small planet, immersed in petty business and not enduring
  • beyond a brief period of years, we are so constituted that our hopes are
  • inaccessible, like stars, and the term of hoping is prolonged until the
  • term of life. To be truly happy is a question of how we begin and not of
  • how we end, of what we want and not of what we have. An aspiration is a
  • joy for ever, a possession as solid as a landed estate, a fortune which
  • we can never exhaust and which gives us year by year a revenue of
  • pleasurable activity. To have many of these is to be spiritually rich.
  • Life is only a very dull and ill-directed theatre unless we have some
  • interests in the piece; and to those who have neither art nor science,
  • the world is a mere arrangement of colours, or a rough footway where
  • they may very well break their shins. It is in virtue of his own desires
  • and curiosities that any man continues to exist with even patience, that
  • he is charmed by the look of things and people, and that he wakens
  • every morning with a renewed appetite for work and pleasure. Desire and
  • curiosity are the two eyes through which he sees the world in the most
  • enchanted colours: it is they that make women beautiful or fossils
  • interesting: and the man may squander his estate and come to beggary,
  • but if he keeps these two amulets he is still rich in the possibilities
  • of pleasure. Suppose he could take one meal so compact and comprehensive
  • that he should never hunger any more; suppose him at a glance, to take
  • in all the features of the world and allay the desire for knowledge;
  • suppose him to do the like in any province of experience--would not that
  • man be in a poor way for amusement ever after?
  • One who goes touring on foot with a single volume in his knapsack reads
  • with circumspection, pausing often to reflect, and often laying the book
  • down to contemplate the landscape or the prints in the inn parlour; for
  • he fears to come to an end of his entertainment, and be left
  • companionless on the last stages of his journey. A young fellow recently
  • finished the works of Thomas Carlyle, winding up, if we remember aright,
  • with the ten notebooks upon Frederick the Great. "What!" cried the young
  • fellow, in consternation, "is there no more Carlyle? Am I left to the
  • daily papers?" A more celebrated instance is that of Alexander, who wept
  • bitterly because he had no more worlds to subdue. And when Gibbon had
  • finished the "Decline and Fall," he had only a few moments of joy; and
  • it was with a "sober melancholy" that he parted from his labours.
  • Happily we all shoot at the moon with ineffectual arrows; our hopes are
  • set on inaccessible El Dorado; we come to an end of nothing here below.
  • Interests are only plucked up to sow themselves again, like mustard. You
  • would think, when the child was born, there would be an end to trouble;
  • and yet it is only the beginning of fresh anxieties; and when you have
  • seen it through its teething and its education, and at last its
  • marriage, alas! it is only to have new fears, new quivering
  • sensibilities, with every day; and the health of your children's
  • children grows as touching a concern as that of your own. Again, when
  • you have married your wife, you would think you were got upon a hilltop,
  • and might begin to go downward by an easy slope. But you have only ended
  • courting to begin marriage. Falling in love and winning love are often
  • difficult tasks to overbearing and rebellious spirits; but to keep in
  • love is also a business of some importance, to which both man and wife
  • must bring kindness and goodwill. The true love story commences at the
  • altar, when there lies before the married pair a most beautiful contest
  • of wisdom and generosity, and a life-long struggle towards an
  • unattainable ideal. Unattainable? Ay, surely unattainable, from the very
  • fact that they are two instead of one.
  • "Of making books there is no end," complained the Preacher; and did not
  • perceive how highly he was praising letters as an occupation. There is
  • no end, indeed, to making books or experiments, or to travel or to
  • gathering wealth. Problem gives rise to problem. We may study for ever,
  • and we are never as learned as we would. We have never made a statue
  • worthy of our dreams. And when we have discovered a continent, or
  • crossed a chain of mountains, it is only to find another ocean or
  • another plain upon the farther side. In the infinite universe there is
  • room for our swiftest diligence and to spare. It is not like the works
  • of Carlyle, which can be read to an end. Even in a corner of it, in a
  • private park, or in the neighbourhood of a single hamlet, the weather
  • and the seasons keep so deftly changing that although we walk there for
  • a lifetime there will be always something new to startle and delight us.
  • There is only one wish realisable on the earth; only one thing that can
  • be perfectly attained: Death. And from a variety of circumstances we
  • have no one to tell us whether it be worth attaining.
  • A strange picture we make on our way to our Chimæras, ceaselessly
  • marching, grudging ourselves the time for rest; indefatigable,
  • adventurous pioneers. It is true that we shall never reach the goal; it
  • is even more than probable that there is no such place; and if we live
  • for centuries and were endowed with the powers of a god, we should find
  • ourselves not much nearer what we wanted at the end. O toiling hands of
  • mortals! O unwearied feet, travelling ye know not whither! Soon, soon,
  • it seems to you, you must come forth on some conspicuous hilltop, and
  • but a little way farther, against the setting sun, descry the spires of
  • El Dorado. Little do ye know your own blessedness; for to travel
  • hopefully is a better thing than to arrive, and the true success is to
  • labour.
  • VII
  • THE ENGLISH ADMIRALS
  • "Whether it be wise in men to do such actions or no, I am sure it is
  • so in States to honour them."--SIR WILLIAM TEMPLE.
  • There is one story of the wars of Rome which I have always very much
  • envied for England. Germanicus was going down at the head of the legions
  • into a dangerous river--on the opposite bank the woods were full of
  • Germans--when there flew out seven great eagles which seemed to marshal
  • the Romans on their way; they did not pause or waver, but disappeared
  • into the forest where the enemy lay concealed. "Forward!" cried
  • Germanicus, with a fine rhetorical inspiration, "Forward! and follow the
  • Roman birds." It would be a very heavy spirit that did not give a leap
  • at such a signal, and a very timorous one that continued to have any
  • doubt of success. To appropriate the eagles as fellow-countrymen was to
  • make imaginary allies of the forces of nature; the Roman Empire and its
  • military fortunes, and along with these the prospects of those
  • individual Roman legionaries now fording a river in Germany, looked
  • altogether greater and more hopeful. It is a kind of illusion easy to
  • produce. A particular shape of cloud, the appearance of a particular
  • star, the holiday of some particular saint--anything, in short, to
  • remind the combatants of patriotic legends or old successes--may be
  • enough to change the issue of a pitched battle; for it gives to the one
  • party a feeling that Right and the larger interests are with them.
  • If an Englishman wishes to have such a feeling, it must be about the
  • sea. The lion is nothing to us; he has not been taken to the hearts of
  • the people, and naturalised as an English emblem. We know right well
  • that a lion would fall foul of us as grimly as he would of a Frenchman
  • or a Moldavian Jew, and we do not carry him before us in the smoke of
  • battle. But the sea is our approach and bulwark; it has been the scene
  • of our greatest triumphs and dangers; and we are accustomed in lyrical
  • strains to claim it as our own. The prostrating experiences of
  • foreigners between Calais and Dover have always an agreeable side to
  • English prepossessions. A man from Bedfordshire, who does not know one
  • end of the ship from the other until she begins to move, swaggers among
  • such persons with a sense of hereditary nautical experience. To suppose
  • yourself endowed with natural parts for the sea because you are the
  • countryman of Blake and mighty Nelson is perhaps just as unwarrantable
  • as to imagine Scotch extraction a sufficient guarantee that you will
  • look well in a kilt. But the feeling is there, and seated beyond the
  • reach of argument. We should consider ourselves unworthy of our descent
  • if we did not share the arrogance of our progenitors, and please
  • ourselves with the pretension that the sea is English. Even where it is
  • looked upon by the guns and battlements of another nation we regard it
  • as a kind of English cemetery, where the bones of our seafaring fathers
  • take their rest until the last trumpet; for I suppose no other nation
  • has lost as many ships or sent as many brave fellows to the bottom.
  • There is nowhere such a background for heroism as the noble, terrifying,
  • and picturesque conditions of some of our sea-fights. Hawke's battle in
  • the tempest, and Aboukir at the moment when the French Admiral blew up,
  • reach the limit of what is imposing to the imagination. And our naval
  • annals owe some of their interest to the fantastic and beautiful
  • appearance of old warships and the romance that invests the sea and
  • everything sea-going in the eyes of English lads on a half-holiday at
  • the coast. Nay, and what we know of the misery between-decks enhances
  • the bravery of what was done by giving it something for contrast. We
  • like to know that these bold and honest fellows contrived to live, and
  • to keep bold and honest, among absurd and vile surroundings. No reader
  • can forget the description of the _Thunder_ in "Roderick Random": the
  • disorderly tyranny; the cruelty and dirt of officers and men; deck after
  • deck, each with some new object of offence; the hospital, where the
  • hammocks were huddled together with but fourteen inches space for each;
  • the cockpit, far under water, where "in an intolerable stench" the
  • spectacled steward kept the accounts of the different messes; and the
  • canvas enclosure, six feet square, in which Morgan made flip and
  • salmagundi, smoked his pipe, sang his Welsh songs, and swore his queer
  • Welsh imprecations. There are portions of this business on board the
  • _Thunder_ over which the reader passes lightly and hurriedly, like a
  • traveller in a malarious country. It is easy enough to understand the
  • opinion of Dr. Johnson: "Why, sir," he said, "no man will be a sailor
  • who has contrivance enough to get himself into a jail." You would fancy
  • anyone's spirit would die out under such an accumulation of darkness,
  • noisomeness, and injustice, above all when he had not come there of his
  • own free will, but under the cutlasses and bludgeons of the press-gang.
  • But perhaps a watch on deck in the sharp sea air put a man on his mettle
  • again; a battle must have been a capital relief; and prize-money,
  • bloodily earned and grossly squandered, opened the doors of the prison
  • for a twinkling. Somehow or other, at least, this worst of possible
  • lives could not overlie the spirit and gaiety of our sailors; they did
  • their duty as though they had some interest in the fortune of that
  • country which so cruelly oppressed them, they served their guns merrily
  • when it came to fighting, and they had the readiest ear for a bold,
  • honourable sentiment, of any class of men the world ever produced.
  • Most men of high destinies have high-sounding names. Pym and Habakkuk
  • may do pretty well, but they must not think to cope with the Cromwells
  • and Isaiahs. And you could not find a better case in point than that of
  • the English Admirals. Drake and Rooke and Hawke are picked names for men
  • of execution. Frobisher, Rodney, Boscawen, "Foul-Weather" Jack Byron are
  • all good to catch the eye in a page of a naval history. Cloudesley
  • Shovel is a mouthful of quaint and sounding syllables. Benbow has a
  • bull-dog quality that suits the man's character, and it takes us back to
  • those English archers who were his true comrades for plainness,
  • tenacity, and pluck. Raleigh is spirited and martial, and signifies an
  • act of bold conduct in the field. It is impossible to judge of Blake or
  • Nelson, no names current among men being worthy of such heroes. But
  • still it is odd enough, and very appropriate in this connection, that
  • the latter was greatly taken with his Sicilian title. "The
  • signification, perhaps, pleased him," says Southey; "Duke of Thunder was
  • what in Dahomey would have been called a _strong name_; it was to a
  • sailor's taste, and certainly to no man could it be more applicable."
  • Admiral in itself is one of the most satisfactory of distinctions; it
  • has a noble sound and a very proud history; and Columbus thought so
  • highly of it, that he enjoined his heirs to sign themselves by that
  • title as long as the house should last.
  • But it is the spirit of the men, and not their names, that I wish to
  • speak about in this paper. That spirit is truly English; they, and not
  • Tennyson's cotton-spinners or Mr. D'Arcy Thompson's Abstract Bagman, are
  • the true and typical Englishmen. There may be more _head_ of bagmen in
  • the country, but human beings are reckoned by number only in political
  • constitutions. And the Admirals are typical in the full force of the
  • word. They are splendid examples of virtue, indeed, but of a virtue in
  • which most Englishmen can claim a moderate share; and what we admire in
  • their lives is a sort of apotheosis of ourselves. Almost everybody in
  • our land, except humanitarians and a few persons whose youth has been
  • depressed by exceptionally æsthetic surroundings, can understand and
  • sympathise with an admiral or a prize-fighter. I do not wish to bracket
  • Benbow and Tom Cribb; but, depend upon it, they are practically
  • bracketed for admiration in the minds of many frequenters of ale-houses.
  • If you told them about Germanicus and the eagles, or Regulus going back
  • to Carthage, they would very likely fall asleep; but tell them about
  • Harry Pearce and Jem Belcher, or about Nelson and the Nile, and they put
  • down their pipes to listen. I have by me a copy of "Boxiana," on the
  • fly-leaves of which a youthful member of the fancy kept a chronicle of
  • remarkable events and an obituary of great men. Here we find piously
  • chronicled the demise of jockeys, watermen, and pugilists--Johnny Moore,
  • of the Liverpool Prize Ring; Tom Spring, aged fifty-six; "Pierce Egan,
  • senior, writer of 'Boxiana' and other sporting works"--and among all
  • these, the Duke of Wellington! If Benbow had lived in the time of this
  • annalist, do you suppose his name would not have been added to the
  • glorious roll? In short, we do not all feel warmly towards Wesley or
  • Laud, we cannot all take pleasure in "Paradise Lost"; but there are
  • certain common sentiments and touches of nature by which the whole
  • nation is made to feel kinship. A little while ago everybody, from
  • Hazlitt and John Wilson down to the imbecile creature who scribbled his
  • register on the fly-leaves of "Boxiana," felt a more or less shamefaced
  • satisfaction in the exploits of prize-fighters. And the exploits of the
  • Admirals are popular to the same degree and tell in all ranks of
  • society. Their sayings and doings stir English blood like the sound of a
  • trumpet; and if the Indian Empire, the trade of London, and all the
  • outward and visible ensigns of our greatness should pass away, we should
  • still leave behind us a durable monument of what we were in these
  • sayings and doings of the English Admirals.
  • Duncan, lying off the Texel with his own flagship, the _Venerable_, and
  • only one other vessel, heard that the whole Dutch fleet was putting to
  • sea. He told Captain Hotham to anchor alongside of him in the narrowest
  • part of the channel, and fight his vessel till she sank. "I have taken
  • the depth of the water," added he, "and when the _Venerable_ goes down
  • my flag will still fly." And you observe this is no naked Viking in a
  • pre-historic period; but a Scottish member of Parliament, with a
  • smattering of the classics, a telescope, a cocked hat of great size, and
  • flannel underclothing. In the same spirit, Nelson went into Aboukir with
  • six colours flying; so that even if five were shot away, it should not
  • be imagined he had struck. He too must needs wear his four stars outside
  • his Admiral's frock, to be a butt for sharpshooters. "In honour I gained
  • them," he said to objectors, adding with sublime illogicality, "in
  • honour I will die with them." Captain Douglas of the _Royal Oak_, when
  • the Dutch fired his vessel in the Thames, sent his men ashore, but was
  • burned along with her himself rather than desert his post without
  • orders. Just then, perhaps the Merry Monarch was chasing a moth round
  • the supper-table with the ladies of his court. When Raleigh sailed into
  • Cadiz, and all the forts and ships opened fire on him at once, he
  • scorned to shoot a gun, and made answer with a flourish of insulting
  • trumpets. I like this bravado better than the wisest dispositions to
  • ensure victory; it comes from the heart and goes to it. God has made
  • nobler heroes, but He never made a finer gentleman than Walter Raleigh.
  • And as our Admirals were full of heroic superstitions, and had a
  • strutting and vainglorious style of fight, so they discovered a
  • startling eagerness for battle, and courted war like a mistress. When
  • the news came to Essex before Cadiz that the attack had been decided, he
  • threw his hat into the sea. It is in this way that a schoolboy hears of
  • a half-holiday; but this was a bearded man of great possessions who had
  • just been allowed to risk his life. Benbow could not lie still in his
  • bunk after he had lost his leg; he must be on deck in a basket to
  • direct and animate the fight. I said they loved war like a mistress; yet
  • I think there are not many mistresses we should continue to woo under
  • similar circumstances. Trowbridge went ashore with the _Culloden_, and
  • was able to take no part in the battle of the Nile. "The merits of that
  • ship and her gallant captain," wrote Nelson to the Admiralty, "are too
  • well known to benefit by anything I could say. Her misfortune was great
  • in getting aground, _while her more fortunate companions were in the
  • full tide of happiness_." This is a notable expression, and depicts the
  • whole great-hearted, big-spoken stock of the English Admirals to a hair.
  • It was to be "in the full tide of happiness" for Nelson to destroy five
  • thousand five hundred and twenty-five of his fellow-creatures, and have
  • his own scalp torn open by a piece of langridge shot. Hear him again at
  • Copenhagen: "A shot through the mainmast knocked the splinters about;
  • and he observed to one of his officers with a smile, 'It is warm work,
  • and this may be the last to any of us at any moment'; and then, stopping
  • short at the gangway, added, with emotion, '_But, mark you--I would not
  • be elsewhere for thousands._'"
  • I must tell one more story, which has lately been made familiar to us
  • all, and that in one of the noblest ballads of the English language. I
  • had written my tame prose abstract, I shall beg the reader to believe,
  • when I had no notion that the sacred bard designed an immortality for
  • Greenville. Sir Richard Greenville was Vice-Admiral to Lord Thomas
  • Howard, and lay off the Azores with the English squadron in 1591. He was
  • a noted tyrant to his crew: a dark, bullying fellow apparently; and it
  • is related of him that he would chew and swallow wine-glasses, by way of
  • convivial levity, till the blood ran out of his mouth. When the Spanish
  • fleet of fifty sail came within sight of the English, his ship, the
  • _Revenge_, was the last to weigh anchor, and was so far circumvented by
  • the Spaniards, that there were but two courses open--either to turn her
  • back upon the enemy or sail through one of his squadrons. The first
  • alternative Greenville dismissed as dishonourable to himself, his
  • country, and her Majesty's ship. Accordingly, he chose the latter, and
  • steered into the Spanish armament. Several vessels he forced to luff and
  • fall under his lee; until, about three o'clock of the afternoon, a great
  • ship of three decks of ordnance took the wind out of his sails, and
  • immediately boarded. Thenceforward, and all night long, the _Revenge_
  • held her own single-handed against the Spaniards. As one ship was beaten
  • off, another took its place. She endured, according to Raleigh's
  • computation, "eight hundred shot of great artillery, besides many
  • assaults and entries." By morning the powder was spent, the pikes all
  • broken, not a stick was standing, "nothing left overhead either for
  • flight or defence"; six feet of water in the hold; almost all the men
  • hurt, and Greenville himself in a dying condition. To bring them to this
  • pass, a fleet of fifty sail had been mauling them for fifteen hours, the
  • _Admiral of the Hulks_ and the _Ascension_ of Seville had both gone down
  • alongside, and two other vessels had taken refuge on shore in a sinking
  • state. In Hawke's words, "they had taken a great deal of drubbing." The
  • captain and crew thought they had done about enough; but Greenville was
  • not of this opinion; he gave orders to the master-gunner, whom he knew
  • to be a fellow after his own stamp, to scuttle the _Revenge_ where she
  • lay. The others, who were not mortally wounded like the Admiral,
  • interfered with some decision, locked the master-gunner in his cabin,
  • after having deprived him of his sword, for he manifested an intention
  • to kill himself if he were not to sink the ship; and sent to the
  • Spaniards to demand terms. These were granted. The second or third day
  • after, Greenville died of his wounds aboard the Spanish flagship,
  • leaving his contempt upon the "traitors and dogs" who had not chosen to
  • do as he did and engage fifty vessels, well found and fully manned, with
  • six inferior craft ravaged by sickness and short of stores. He at
  • least, he said, had done his duty, as he was bound to do, and looked for
  • everlasting fame.
  • Some one said to me the other day that they considered this story to be
  • of a pestilent example. I am not inclined to imagine we shall ever be
  • put into any practical difficulty from a superfluity of Greenvilles. And
  • besides, I demur to the opinion. The worth of such actions is not a
  • thing to be decided in a quaver of sensibility or a flush of righteous
  • common-sense. The man who wished to make the ballads of his country
  • coveted a small matter compared to what Richard Greenville accomplished.
  • I wonder how many people have been inspired by this mad story, and how
  • many battles have been actually won for England in the spirit thus
  • engendered. It is only with a measure of habitual foolhardiness that you
  • can be sure, in the common run of men, of courage on a reasonable
  • occasion. An army or a fleet, if it is not led by quixotic fancies, will
  • not be led far by terror of the Provost-Marshal. Even German warfare, in
  • addition to maps and telegraphs, is not above employing the "Wacht am
  • Rhein." Nor is it only in the profession of arms that such stories may
  • do good to a man. In this desperate and gleeful fighting, whether it is
  • Greenville or Benbow, Hawke or Nelson, who flies his colours in the
  • ship, we see men brought to the test and giving proof of what we call
  • heroic feeling. Prosperous humanitarians tell me, in my club
  • smoking-room, that they are a prey to prodigious heroic feelings, and
  • that it costs them more nobility of soul to do nothing in particular,
  • than would carry on all the wars, by sea or land, of bellicose humanity.
  • It may very well be so, and yet not touch the point in question. For
  • what I desire is to see some of this nobility brought face to face with
  • me in an inspiriting achievement. A man may talk smoothly over a cigar
  • in my club smoking-room from now to the Day of Judgment, without adding
  • anything to mankind's treasury of illustrious and encouraging examples.
  • It is not over the virtues of a curate-and-tea-party novel that people
  • are abashed into high resolutions. It may be because their hearts are
  • crass, but to stir them properly they must have men entering into glory
  • with some pomp and circumstance. And that is why these stories of our
  • sea-captains, printed, so to speak, in capitals, and full of bracing
  • moral influence, are more valuable to England than any material benefit
  • in all the books of political economy between Westminster and
  • Birmingham. Greenville chewing wine-glasses at table makes no very
  • pleasant figure, any more than a thousand other artists when they are
  • viewed in the body, or met in private life; but his work of art, his
  • finished tragedy, is an eloquent performance; and I contend it ought not
  • only to enliven men of the sword as they go into battle, but send back
  • merchant-clerks with more heart and spirit to their book-keeping by
  • double entry.
  • There is another question which seems bound up in this; and that is
  • Temple's problem: whether it was wise of Douglas to burn with the _Royal
  • Oak_? and by implication, what it was that made him do so. Many will
  • tell you it was the desire of fame.
  • "To what do Cæsar and Alexander owe the infinite grandeur of their
  • renown, but to fortune? How many men has she extinguished in the
  • beginning of their progress, of whom we have no knowledge; who brought
  • as much courage to the work as they, if their adverse hap had not cut
  • them off in the first sally of their arms? Amongst so many and so great
  • dangers, I do not remember to have anywhere read that Cæsar was ever
  • wounded; a thousand have fallen in less dangers than the least of those
  • he went through. A great many brave actions must be expected to be
  • performed without witness, for one that comes to some notice. A man is
  • not always at the top of a breach, or at the head of an army in the
  • sight of his general, as upon a platform. He is often surprised between
  • the hedge and the ditch; he must run the hazard of his life against a
  • hen-roost; he must dislodge four rascally musketeers out of a barn; he
  • must pick out single from his party, as necessity arises, and meet
  • adventures alone."
  • Thus far Montaigne, in a characteristic essay on "Glory." Where death is
  • certain, as in the cases of Douglas or Greenville, it seems all one from
  • a personal point of view. The man who lost his life against a hen-roost
  • is in the same pickle with him who lost his life against a fortified
  • place of the first order. Whether he has missed a peerage or only the
  • corporal's stripes, it is all one if he has missed them and is quietly
  • in the grave. It was by a hazard that we learned the conduct of the four
  • marines of the _Wager_. There was no room for these brave fellows in the
  • boat, and they were left behind upon the island to a certain death. They
  • were soldiers, they said, and knew well enough it was their business to
  • die; and as their comrades pulled away, they stood upon the beach, gave
  • three cheers, and cried "God bless the king!" Now, one or two of those
  • who were in the boat escaped, against all likelihood, to tell the story.
  • That was a great thing for us; but surely it cannot, by any possible
  • twisting of human speech, be construed into anything great for the
  • marines. You may suppose, if you like, that they died hoping their
  • behaviour would not be forgotten; or you may suppose they thought
  • nothing on the subject, which is much more likely. What can be the
  • signification of the word "fame" to a private of marines, who cannot
  • read and knows nothing of past history beyond the reminiscences of his
  • grandmother? But whichever supposition you make, the fact is unchanged.
  • They died while the question still hung in the balance; and I suppose
  • their bones were already white, before the winds and the waves and the
  • humour of Indian chiefs and Spanish governors had decided whether they
  • were to be unknown and useless martyrs or honoured heroes. Indeed, I
  • believe this is the lesson: if it is for fame that men do brave actions,
  • they are only silly fellows after all.
  • It is at best but a pettifogging, pickthank business to decompose
  • actions into little personal motives, and explain heroism away. The
  • Abstract Bagman will grow like an Admiral at heart, not by ungrateful
  • carping, but in a heat of admiration. But there is another theory of the
  • personal motive in these fine sayings and doings, which I believe to be
  • true and wholesome. People usually do things, and suffer martyrdoms,
  • because they have an inclination that way. The best artist is not the
  • man who fixes his eye on posterity, but the one who loves the practice
  • of his art. And instead of having a taste for being successful merchants
  • and retiring at thirty, some people have a taste for high and what we
  • call heroic forms of excitement. If the Admirals courted war like a
  • mistress; if, as the drum beat to quarters, the sailors came gaily out
  • of the forecastle,--it is because a fight is a period of multiplied and
  • intense experiences, and, by Nelson's computation, worth "thousands" to
  • any one who has a heart under his jacket. If the marines of the _Wager_
  • gave three cheers and cried "God bless the king," it was because they
  • liked to do things nobly for their own satisfaction. They were giving
  • their lives, there was no help for that; and they made it a point of
  • self-respect to give them handsomely. And there were never four happier
  • marines in God's world than these four at that moment. If it was worth
  • thousands to be at the Baltic, I wish a Benthamite arithmetician would
  • calculate how much it was worth to be one of these four marines; or how
  • much their story is worth to each of us who read it. And mark you,
  • undemonstrative men would have spoiled the situation. The finest action
  • is the better for a piece of purple. If the soldiers of the _Birkenhead_
  • had not gone down in line, or these marines of the _Wager_ had walked
  • away simply into the island, like plenty of other brave fellows in the
  • like circumstances, my Benthamite arithmetician would assign a far lower
  • value to the two stories. We have to desire a grand air in our heroes;
  • and such a knowledge of the human stage as shall make them put the dots
  • on their own i's, and leave us in no suspense as to when they mean to be
  • heroic. And hence, we should congratulate ourselves upon the fact that
  • our Admirals were not only great-hearted but big-spoken.
  • The heroes themselves say, as often as not, that fame is their object;
  • but I do not think that is much to the purpose. People generally say
  • what they have been taught to say; that was the catchword they were
  • given in youth to express the aims of their way of life; and men who are
  • gaining great battles are not likely to take much trouble in reviewing
  • their sentiments and the words in which they were told to express them.
  • Almost every person, if you will believe himself, holds a quite
  • different theory of life from the one on which he is patently acting.
  • And the fact is, fame may be a forethought and an afterthought, but it
  • is too abstract an idea to move people greatly in moments of swift and
  • momentous decision. It is from something more immediate, some
  • determination of blood to the head, some trick of the fancy, that the
  • breach is stormed or the bold word spoken. I am sure a fellow shooting
  • an ugly weir in a canoe has exactly as much thought about fame as most
  • commanders going into battle; and yet the action, fall out how it will,
  • is not one of those the muse delights to celebrate. Indeed it is
  • difficult to see why the fellow does a thing so nameless and yet so
  • formidable to look at, unless on the theory that he likes it. I suspect
  • that is why; and I suspect it is at least ten per cent. of why Lord
  • Beaconsfield and Mr. Gladstone have debated so much in the House of
  • Commons, and why Burnaby rode to Khiva the other day, and why the
  • Admirals courted war like a mistress.
  • VIII
  • SOME PORTRAITS BY RAEBURN
  • Through the initiative of a prominent citizen, Edinburgh has been in
  • possession, for some autumn weeks, of a gallery of paintings of singular
  • merit and interest. They were exposed in the apartments of the Scottish
  • Academy; and filled those who are accustomed to visit the annual spring
  • exhibition with astonishment and a sense of incongruity. Instead of the
  • too common purple sunsets, and pea-green fields, and distances executed
  • in putty and hog's lard, he beheld, looking down upon him from the walls
  • of room after room, a whole army of wise, grave, humorous, capable, or
  • beautiful countenances, painted simply and strongly by a man of genuine
  • instinct. It was a complete act of the Human Drawing-Room Comedy. Lords
  • and ladies, soldiers and doctors, hanging judges and heretical divines,
  • a whole generation of good society was resuscitated; and the Scotsman of
  • to-day walked about among the Scotsman of two generations ago. The
  • moment was well chosen, neither too late nor too early. The people who
  • sat for these pictures are not yet ancestors, they are still relations.
  • They are not yet altogether a part of the dusty past, but occupy a
  • middle distance within cry of our affections. The little child who looks
  • wonderingly on his grandfather's watch in the picture is now the veteran
  • Sheriff _emeritus_ of Perth. And I hear a story of a lady who returned
  • the other day to Edinburgh, after an absence of sixty years: "I could
  • see none of my old friends," she said, "until I went into the Raeburn
  • Gallery, and found them all there."
  • It would be difficult to say whether the collection was more interesting
  • on the score of unity or diversity. Where the portraits were all of the
  • same period, almost all of the same race, and all from the same brush,
  • there could not fail to be many points of similarity. And yet the
  • similarity of the handling seems to throw into more vigorous relief
  • those personal distinctions which Raeburn was so quick to seize. He was
  • a born painter of portraits. He looked people shrewdly between the eyes,
  • surprised their manners in their face, and had possessed himself of what
  • was essential in their character before they had been many minutes in
  • his studio. What he was so swift to perceive, he conveyed to the canvas
  • almost in the moment of conception. He had never any difficulty, he
  • said, about either hands or faces. About draperies or light or
  • composition, he might see room for hesitation or afterthought. But a
  • face or a hand was something plain and legible. There were no two ways
  • about it, any more than about the person's name. And so each of his
  • portraits is not only (in Doctor Johnson's phrase, aptly quoted on the
  • catalogue) "a piece of history," but a piece of biography into the
  • bargain. It is devoutly to be wished that all biography were equally
  • amusing, and carried its own credentials equally upon its face. These
  • portraits are racier than many anecdotes, and more complete than many a
  • volume of sententious memoirs. You can see whether you get a stronger
  • and clearer idea of Robertson the historian from Raeburn's palette or
  • Dugald Stewart's woolly and evasive periods. And then the portraits are
  • both signed and countersigned. For you have, first, the authority of the
  • artist, whom you recognise as no mean critic of the looks and manners of
  • men; and next you have the tacit acquiescence of the subject, who sits
  • looking out upon you with inimitable innocence, and apparently under the
  • impression that he is in a room by himself. For Raeburn could plunge at
  • once through all the constraint and embarrassment of the sitter, and
  • present the face, clear, open, and intelligent as at the most
  • disengaged moments. This is best seen in portraits where the sitter is
  • represented in some appropriate action: Neil Gow with his fiddle, Doctor
  • Spens shooting an arrow, or Lord Bannatyne hearing a cause. Above all,
  • from this point of view, the portrait of Lieutenant-Colonel Lyon is
  • notable. A strange enough young man, pink, fat about the lower part of
  • the face, with a lean forehead, a narrow nose and a fine nostril, sits
  • with a drawing board upon his knees. He has just paused to render
  • himself account of some difficulty, to disentangle some complication of
  • line or compare neighbouring values. And there, without any perceptible
  • wrinkling, you have rendered for you exactly the fixed look in the eyes,
  • and the unconscious compression of the mouth, that befit and signify an
  • effort of the kind. The whole pose, the whole expression, is absolutely
  • direct and simple. You are ready to take your oath to it that Colonel
  • Lyon had no idea he was sitting for his picture, and thought of nothing
  • in the world besides his own occupation of the moment.
  • Although the collection did not embrace, I understand, nearly the whole
  • of Raeburn's works, it was too large not to contain some that were
  • indifferent, whether as works of art or as portraits. Certainly the
  • standard was remarkably high, and was wonderfully maintained, but there
  • were one or two pictures that might have been almost as well away--one
  • or two that seemed wanting in salt, and some that you can only hope were
  • not successful likenesses. Neither of the portraits of Sir Walter Scott,
  • for instance, was very agreeable to look upon. You do not care to think
  • that Scott looked quite so rustic and puffy. And where is that peaked
  • forehead which according to all written accounts and many portraits, was
  • the distinguishing characteristic of his face? Again, in spite of his
  • own satisfaction and in spite of Dr. John Brown, I cannot consider that
  • Raeburn was very happy in hands. Without doubt, he could paint one if he
  • had taken the trouble to study it; but it was by no means always that
  • he gave himself the trouble. Looking round one of these rooms hung about
  • with his portraits, you were struck with the array of expressive faces,
  • as compared with what you may have seen in looking round a room full of
  • living people. But it was not so with the hands. The portraits differed
  • from each other in face perhaps ten times as much as they differed by
  • the hand; whereas with living people the two go pretty much together;
  • and where one is remarkable, the other will almost certainly not be
  • commonplace.
  • One interesting portrait was that of Duncan of Camperdown. He stands in
  • uniform beside a table, his feet slightly straddled with the balance of
  • an old sailor, his hand poised upon a chart by the finger-tips. The
  • mouth is pursed, the nostril spread and drawn up, the eyebrows very
  • highly arched. The cheeks lie along the jaw in folds of iron, and have
  • the redness that comes from much exposure to salt sea winds. From the
  • whole figure, attitude and countenance, there breathes something precise
  • and decisive, something alert, wiry, and strong. You can understand,
  • from the look of him, that sense, not so much of humour, as of what is
  • grimmest and driest in pleasantry, which inspired his address before the
  • fight at Camperdown. He had just overtaken the Dutch fleet under Admiral
  • de Winter. "Gentlemen," says he, "you see a severe winter approaching; I
  • have only to advise you to keep up a good fire." Somewhat of this same
  • spirit of adamantine drollery must have supported him in the days of the
  • mutiny at the Nore, when he lay off the Texel with his own flagship, the
  • _Venerable_, and only one other vessel, and kept up active signals as
  • though he had a powerful fleet in the offing, to intimidate the Dutch.
  • Another portrait which irresistibly attracted the eye was the
  • half-length of Robert M'Queen, of Braxfield, Lord Justice-Clerk. If I
  • know gusto in painting when I see it, this canvas was painted with rare
  • enjoyment. The tart, rosy, humorous look of the man, his nose like a
  • cudgel, his face resting squarely on the jowl, has been caught and
  • perpetuated with something that looks like brotherly love. A peculiarly
  • subtle expression haunts the lower part, sensual and incredulous, like
  • that of a man tasting good Bordeaux with half a fancy it has been
  • somewhat too long uncorked. From under the pendulous eye-lids of old age
  • the eyes look out with a half-youthful half-frosty twinkle. Hands, with
  • no pretence to distinction, are folded on the judge's stomach. So
  • sympathetically is the character conceived by the portrait-painter, that
  • it is hardly possible to avoid some movement of sympathy on the part of
  • the spectator. And sympathy is a thing to be encouraged, apart from
  • humane considerations, because it supplies us with the materials for
  • wisdom. It is probably more instructive to entertain a sneaking kindness
  • for any unpopular person, and among the rest, for Lord Braxfield, than
  • to give way to perfect raptures of moral indignation against his
  • abstract vices. He was the last judge on the Scots bench to employ the
  • pure Scots idiom. His opinions, thus given in Doric, and conceived in a
  • lively, rugged, conversational style, were full of point and authority.
  • Out of the bar, or off the bench, he was a convivial man, a lover of
  • wine, and one who "shone perculiarly" at tavern meetings. He has left
  • behind him an unrivalled reputation for rough and cruel speech; and to
  • this day his name smacks of the gallows. It was he who presided at the
  • trials of Muir and Skirving in 1793 and 1794; and his appearance on
  • these occasions was scarcely cut to the pattern of to-day. His summing
  • up on Muir began thus--the reader must supply for himself "the growling
  • blacksmith's voice" and the broad Scots accent: "Now this is the
  • question for consideration--Is the panel guilty of sedition, or is he
  • not? Now, before this can be answered, two things must be attended to
  • that require no proof: _First_, that the British constitution is the
  • best that ever was since the creation of the world, and it is not
  • possible to make it better." It's a pretty fair start, is it not, for a
  • political trial? A little later, he has occasion to refer to the
  • relations of Muir with "those wretches," the French. "I never liked the
  • French all my days," said his Lordship, "but now I hate them." And yet a
  • little further on: "A government in any country should be like a
  • corporation; and in this country it is made up of the landed interest,
  • which alone has a right to be represented. As for the rabble who have
  • nothing but personal property, what hold has the nation of them? They
  • may pack up their property on their backs, and leave the country in the
  • twinkling of an eye." After having made profession of sentiments so
  • cynically anti-popular as these, when the trials were at an end, which
  • was generally about midnight, Braxfield would walk home to his house in
  • George Square with no better escort than an easy conscience. I think I
  • see him getting his cloak about his shoulders, and, with perhaps a
  • lantern in one hand, steering his way along the streets in the mirk
  • January night. It might have been that very day that Skirving had defied
  • him in these words: "It is altogether unavailing for your lordship to
  • menace me; for I have long learned to fear not the face of man"; and I
  • can fancy, as Braxfield reflected on the number of what he called
  • _Grumbletonians_ in Edinburgh, and of how many of them must bear special
  • malice against so upright and inflexible a judge, nay, and might at that
  • very moment be lurking in the mouth of a dark close with hostile
  • intent--I can fancy that he indulged in a sour smile, as he reflected
  • that he also was not especially afraid of men's faces or men's fists,
  • and had hitherto found no occasion to embody this insensibility in
  • heroic words. For if he was an inhumane old gentleman (and I am afraid
  • it is a fact that he was inhumane), he was also perfectly intrepid. You
  • may look into the queer face of that portrait for as long as you will,
  • but you will not see any hole or corner for timidity to enter in.
  • Indeed, there would be no end to this paper if I were even to name half
  • of the portraits that were remarkable for their execution or interesting
  • by association. There was one picture of Mr. Wardrop, of Torbane Hill,
  • which you might palm off upon most laymen as a Rembrandt; and close by,
  • you saw the white head of John Clerk, of Eldin, that country gentleman
  • who, playing with pieces of cork on his own dining-table, invented
  • modern naval warfare. There was that portrait of Neil Gow, to sit for
  • which the old fiddler walked daily through the streets of Edinburgh arm
  • in arm with the Duke of Athole. There was good Harry Erskine, with his
  • satirical nose and upper lip, and his mouth just open for a witticism to
  • pop out; Hutton the geologist, in quakerish raiment, and looking
  • altogether trim and narrow, and as if he cared more about fossils than
  • young ladies; full-blown John Robison, in hyperbolical red
  • dressing-gown, and every inch of him a fine old man of the world;
  • Constable the publisher, upright beside a table, and bearing a
  • corporation with commercial dignity; Lord Bannatyne hearing a cause, if
  • ever anybody heard a cause since the world began; Lord Newton just
  • awakened from clandestine slumber on the bench; and the second President
  • Dundas, with every feature so fat that he reminds you, in his wig, of
  • some droll old court officer in an illustrated nursery story-book, and
  • yet all these fat features instinct with meaning, the fat lips curved
  • and compressed, the nose combining somehow the dignity of a beak with
  • the good-nature of a bottle, and the very double chin with an air of
  • intelligence and insight. And all these portraits are so pat and
  • telling, and look at you so spiritedly from the walls, that, compared
  • with the sort of living people one sees about the streets, they are as
  • bright new sovereigns to fishy and obliterated sixpences. Some
  • disparaging thoughts upon our own generation could hardly fail to
  • present themselves; but it is perhaps only the _sacer vates_ who is
  • wanting; and we also, painted by such a man as Carolus Duran, may look
  • in holiday immortality upon our children and grandchildren.
  • Raeburn's young women, to be frank, are by no means of the same order of
  • merit. No one, of course, could be insensible to the presence of Miss
  • Janet Suttie or Mrs. Campbell of Possil. When things are as pretty as
  • that, criticism is out of season. But, on the whole, it is only with
  • women of a certain age that he can be said to have succeeded, in at all
  • the same sense as we say he succeeded with men. The younger women do not
  • seem to be made of good flesh and blood. They are not painted in rich
  • and unctuous touches. They are dry and diaphanous. And although young
  • ladies in Great Britain are all that can be desired of them, I would
  • fain hope they are not quite so much of that as Raeburn would have us
  • believe. In all these pretty faces you miss character, you miss fire,
  • you miss that spice of the devil which is worth all the prettiness in
  • the world; and, what is worst of all, you miss sex. His young ladies are
  • not womanly to nearly the same degree as his men are masculine; they are
  • so in a negative sense; in short, they are the typical young ladies of
  • the male novelist.
  • To say truth, either Raeburn was timid with young and pretty sitters; or
  • he had stupefied himself with sentimentalities; or else (and here is
  • about the truth of it) Raeburn and the rest of us labour under an
  • obstinate blindness in one direction, and know very little more about
  • women after all these centuries than Adam when he first saw Eve. This is
  • all the more likely, because we are by no means so unintelligent in the
  • matter of old women. There are some capital old women, it seems to me,
  • in books written by men. And Raeburn has some, such as Mrs. Colin
  • Campbell, of Park, or the anonymous "Old lady with a large cap," which
  • are done in the same frank, perspicacious spirit as the very best of his
  • men. He could look into their eyes without trouble; and he was not
  • withheld, by any bashful sentimentalism, from recognising what he saw
  • there and unsparingly putting it down upon the canvas. But where people
  • cannot meet without some confusion and a good deal of involuntary
  • humbug, and are occupied, for as long as they are together, with a very
  • different vein of thought, there cannot be much room for intelligent
  • study nor much result in the shape of genuine comprehension. Even women,
  • who understand men so well for practical purposes, do not know them well
  • enough for the purposes of art. Take even the very best of their male
  • creations, take Tito Melema, for instance, and you will find he has an
  • equivocal air, and every now and again remembers he has a comb at the
  • back of his head. Of course, no woman will believe this, and many men
  • will be so very polite as to humour their incredulity.
  • IX
  • CHILD'S PLAY
  • The regret we have for our childhood is not wholly justifiable: so much
  • a man may lay down without fear of public ribaldry; for although we
  • shake our heads over the change, we are not unconscious of the manifold
  • advantages of our new state. What we lose in generous impulse we more
  • than gain in the habit of generously watching others; and the capacity
  • to enjoy Shakespeare may balance a lost aptitude for playing at
  • soldiers. Terror is gone out of our lives, moreover; we no longer see
  • the devil in the bed-curtains nor lie awake to listen to the wind. We go
  • to school no more; and if we have only exchanged one drudgery for
  • another (which is by no means sure), we are set free for ever from the
  • daily fear of chastisement. And yet a great change has overtaken us; and
  • although we do not enjoy ourselves less, at least we take our pleasure
  • differently. We need pickles nowadays to make Wednesday's cold mutton
  • please our Friday's appetite; and I can remember the time when to call
  • it red venison, and tell myself a hunter's story, would have made it
  • more palatable than the best of sauces. To the grown person, cold mutton
  • is cold mutton all the world over; not all the mythology ever invented
  • by man will make it better or worse to him; the broad fact, the clamant
  • reality, of the mutton carries away before it such seductive figments.
  • But for the child it is still possible to weave an enchantment over
  • eatables; and if he has but read of a dish in a storybook, it will be
  • heavenly manna to him for a week.
  • If a grown man does not like eating and drinking and exercise, if he is
  • not something positive in his tastes, it means he has a feeble body and
  • should have some medicine; but children may be pure spirits, if they
  • will, and take their enjoyment in a world of moonshine. Sensation does
  • not count for so much in our first years as afterwards; something of the
  • swaddling numbness of infancy clings about us; we see and touch and hear
  • through a sort of golden mist. Children, for instance, are able enough
  • to see, but they have no great faculty for looking; they do not use
  • their eyes for the pleasure of using them, but for by-ends of their own;
  • and the things I call to mind seeing most vividly were not beautiful in
  • themselves, but merely interesting or enviable to me as I thought they
  • might be turned to practical account in play. Nor is the sense of touch
  • so clean and poignant in children as it is in a man. If you will turn
  • over your old memories, I think the sensations of this sort you remember
  • will be somewhat vague, and come to not much more than a blunt, general
  • sense of heat on summer days, or a blunt, general sense of well-being in
  • bed. And here, of course, you will understand pleasurable sensations;
  • for overmastering pain--the most deadly and tragical element in life,
  • and the true commander of man's soul and body--alas! pain has its own
  • way with all of us; it breaks in, a rude visitant, upon the fairy garden
  • where the child wanders in a dream, no less surely than it rules upon
  • the field of battle, or sends the immortal war-god whimpering to his
  • father; and innocence, no more than philosophy, can protect us from this
  • sting. As for taste, when we bear in mind the excesses of unmitigated
  • sugar which delight a youthful palate, "it is surely no very cynical
  • asperity" to think taste a character of the maturer growth. Smell and
  • hearing are perhaps more developed; I remember many scents, many voices,
  • and a great deal of spring singing in the woods. But hearing is capable
  • of vast improvement as a means of pleasure; and there is all the world
  • between gaping wonderment at the jargon of birds, and the emotion with
  • which a man listens to articulate music.
  • At the same time, and step by step with this increase in the definition
  • and intensity of what we feel which accompanies our growing age, another
  • change takes place in the sphere of intellect, by which all things are
  • transformed and seen through theories and associations as through
  • coloured windows. We make to ourselves day by day, out of history, and
  • gossip, and economical speculations, and God knows what, a medium in
  • which we walk and through which we look abroad. We study shop windows
  • with other eyes than in our childhood, never to wonder, not always to
  • admire, but to make and modify our little incongruous theories about
  • life. It is no longer the uniform of a soldier that arrests our
  • attention; but perhaps the flowing carriage of a woman, or perhaps a
  • countenance that has been vividly stamped with passion and carries an
  • adventurous story written in its lines. The pleasure of surprise is
  • passed away; sugar loaves and water-carts seem mighty tame to encounter;
  • and we walk the streets to make romances and to sociologise. Nor must we
  • deny that a good many of us walk them solely for the purposes of transit
  • or in the interest of a livelier digestion. These, indeed, may look back
  • with mingled thoughts upon their childhood, but the rest are in a better
  • case; they know more than when they were children, they understand
  • better, their desires and sympathies answer more nimbly to the
  • provocation of the senses, and their minds are brimming with interest as
  • they go about the world.
  • According to my contention, this is a flight to which children cannot
  • rise. They are wheeled in perambulators or dragged about by nurses in a
  • pleasing stupor. A vague, faint, abiding wonderment possesses them. Here
  • and there some specially remarkable circumstance, such as a water-cart
  • or a guardsman, fairly penetrates into the seat of thought, and calls
  • them, for half a moment, out of themselves; and you may see them, still
  • towed forward sideways by the inexorable nurse as by a sort of destiny,
  • but still staring at the bright object in their wake. It may be some
  • minutes before another such moving spectacle reawakens them to the world
  • in which they dwell. For other children, they almost invariably show
  • some intelligent sympathy. "There is a fine fellow making mud pies,"
  • they seem to say; "that I can understand, there is some sense in mud
  • pies." But the doings of their elders, unless where they are speakingly
  • picturesque or recommend themselves by the quality of being easily
  • imitable, they let them go over their heads (as we say) without the
  • least regard. If it were not for this perpetual imitation, we should be
  • tempted to fancy they despised us outright, or only considered us in the
  • light of creatures brutally strong and brutally silly; among whom they
  • condescended to dwell in obedience like a philosopher at a barbarous
  • court. At times, indeed, they display an arrogance of disregard that is
  • truly staggering. Once, when I was groaning aloud with physical pain, a
  • young gentleman came into the room and nonchalantly inquired if I had
  • seen his bow and arrow. He made no account of my groans, which he
  • accepted, as he had to accept so much else, as a piece of the
  • inexplicable conduct of his elders; and like a wise young gentleman, he
  • would waste no wonder on the subject. Those elders, who care so little
  • for rational enjoyment, and are even the enemies of rational enjoyment
  • for others, he had accepted without understanding and without complaint,
  • as the rest of us accept the scheme of the universe.
  • We grown people can tell ourselves a story, give and take strokes until
  • the bucklers ring, ride far and fast, marry, fall, and die; all the
  • while sitting quietly by the fire or lying prone in bed. This is exactly
  • what a child cannot do, or does not do, at least, when he can find
  • anything else. He works all with lay figures and stage properties. When
  • his story comes to the fighting, he must rise, get something by way of
  • a sword and have a set-to with a piece of furniture, until he is out of
  • breath. When he comes to ride with the king's pardon, he must bestride a
  • chair, which he will so hurry and belabour and on which he will so
  • furiously demean himself, that the messenger will arrive, if not bloody
  • with spurring, at least fiery red with haste. If his romance involves an
  • accident upon a cliff, he must clamber in person about the chest of
  • drawers and fall bodily upon the carpet, before his imagination is
  • satisfied. Lead soldiers, dolls, all toys, in short, are in the same
  • category and answer the same end. Nothing can stagger a child's faith;
  • he accepts the clumsiest substitutes and can swallow the most staring
  • incongruities. The chair he has just been besieging as a castle, or
  • valiantly cutting to the ground as a dragon, is taken away for the
  • accommodation of a morning visitor, and he is nothing abashed; he can
  • skirmish by the hour with a stationary coal-scuttle; in the midst of the
  • enchanted pleasance, he can see, without sensible shock, the gardener
  • soberly digging potatoes for the day's dinner. He can make abstraction
  • of whatever does not fit into his fable; and he puts his eyes into his
  • pocket, just as we hold our noses in an unsavoury lane. And so it is,
  • that although the ways of children cross with those of their elders in a
  • hundred places daily, they never go in the same direction nor so much as
  • lie in the same element. So may the telegraph wires intersect the line
  • of the highroad, or so might a landscape painter and a bagman visit the
  • same country, and yet move in different worlds.
  • People, struck with these spectacles, cry aloud about the power of
  • imagination in the young. Indeed, there may be two words to that. It is,
  • in some ways, but a pedestrian fancy that the child exhibits. It is the
  • grown people who make the nursery stories; all the children do is
  • jealously to preserve the text. One out of a dozen reasons why "Robinson
  • Crusoe" should be so popular with youth, is that it hits their level in
  • this matter to a nicety; Crusoe was always at makeshifts, and had, in so
  • many words, to _play_ at a great variety of professions; and then the
  • book is all about tools, and there is nothing that delights a child so
  • much. Hammers and saws belong to a province of life that positively
  • calls for imitation. The juvenile lyrical drama, surely of the most
  • ancient Thespian model, wherein the trades of mankind are successively
  • simulated to the running burthen "On a cold and frosty morning," gives a
  • good instance of the artistic taste in children. And this need for overt
  • action and lay figures testifies to a defect in the child's imagination
  • which prevents him from carrying out his novels in the privacy of his
  • own heart. He does not yet know enough of the world and men. His
  • experience is incomplete. That stage-wardrobe and scene-room that we
  • call the memory is so ill-provided, that he can overtake few
  • combinations and body out few stories, to his own content, without some
  • external aid. He is at the experimental stage; he is not sure how one
  • would feel in certain circumstances; to make sure, he must come as near
  • trying it as his means permit. And so here is young heroism with a
  • wooden sword, and mothers practise their kind vocation over a bit of
  • jointed stick. It may be laughable enough just now; but it is these same
  • people and these same thoughts, that not long hence, when they are on
  • the theatre of life, will make you weep and tremble. For children think
  • very much the same thoughts and dream the same dreams as bearded men and
  • marriageable women. No one is more romantic. Fame and honour, the love
  • of young men and the love of mothers, the business man's pleasure in
  • method, all these and others they anticipate and rehearse in their play
  • hours. Upon us, who are further advanced and fairly dealing with the
  • threads of destiny, they only glance from time to time to glean a hint
  • for their own mimetic reproduction. Two children playing at soldiers are
  • far more interesting to each other than one of the scarlet beings whom
  • both are busy imitating. This is perhaps the greatest oddity of all.
  • "Art for art" is their motto; and the doings of grown folk are only
  • interesting as the raw material for play. Not Théophile Gautier, not
  • Flaubert, can look more callously upon life, or rate the reproduction
  • more highly over the reality; and they will parody an execution, a
  • deathbed, or the funeral of the young man of Nain, with all the
  • cheerfulness in the world.
  • The true parallel for play is not to be found, of course, in conscious
  • art, which, though it be derived from play, is itself an abstract,
  • impersonal thing, and depends largely upon philosophical interests
  • beyond the scope of childhood. It is when we make castles in the air and
  • personate the leading character in our own romances, that we return to
  • the spirit of our first years. Only, there are several reasons why the
  • spirit is no longer so agreeable to indulge. Nowadays, when we admit
  • this personal element into our divagations we are apt to stir up
  • uncomfortable and sorrowful memories, and remind ourselves sharply of
  • old wounds. Our day-dreams can no longer lie all in the air like a story
  • in the "Arabian Nights"; they read to us rather like the history of a
  • period in which we ourselves had taken part, where we come across many
  • unfortunate passages and find our own conduct smartly reprimanded. And
  • then the child, mind you, acts his parts. He does not merely repeat them
  • to himself; he leaps, he runs, and sets the blood agog over all his
  • body. And so his play breathes him; and he no sooner assumes a passion
  • than he gives it vent. Alas! when we betake ourselves to our
  • intellectual form of play, sitting quietly by the fire or lying prone in
  • bed, we rouse many hot feelings for which we can find no outlet.
  • Substitutes are not acceptable to the mature mind, which desires the
  • thing itself; and even to rehearse a triumphant dialogue with one's
  • enemy, although it is perhaps the most satisfactory piece of play still
  • left within our reach, is not entirely satisfying, and is even apt to
  • lead to a visit and an interview which may be the reverse of triumphant
  • after all.
  • In the child's world of dim sensation, play is all in all. "Making
  • believe" is the gist of his whole life, and he cannot so much as take a
  • walk except in character. I could not learn my alphabet without some
  • suitable _mise-en-scène_, and had to act a business man in an office
  • before I could sit down to my book. Will you kindly question your
  • memory, and find out how much you did, work or pleasure, in good faith
  • and soberness, and for how much you had to cheat yourself with some
  • invention? I remember, as though it were yesterday, the expansion of
  • spirit, the dignity and self-reliance, that came with a pair of
  • mustachios in burnt cork, even when there was none to see. Children are
  • even content to forego what we call the realities, and prefer the shadow
  • to the substance. When they might be speaking intelligibly together,
  • they chatter senseless gibberish by the hour, and are quite happy
  • because they are making believe to speak French. I have said already how
  • even the imperious appetite of hunger suffers itself to be gulled and
  • led by the nose with the fag end of an old song. And it goes deeper than
  • this: when children are together even a meal is felt as an interruption
  • in the business of life; and they must find some imaginative sanction,
  • and tell themselves some sort of story, to account for, to colour, to
  • render entertaining, the simple processes of eating and drinking. What
  • wonderful fancies I have heard evolved out of the pattern upon
  • tea-cups!--from which there followed a code of rules and a whole world
  • of excitement, until tea-drinking began to take rank as a game. When my
  • cousin and I took our porridge of a morning, we had a device to enliven
  • the course of the meal. He ate his with sugar, and explained it to be a
  • country continually buried under snow. I took mine with milk, and
  • explained it to be a country suffering gradual inundation. You can
  • imagine us exchanging bulletins; how here was an island still
  • unsubmerged, here a valley not yet covered with snow; what inventions
  • were made; how his population lived in cabins on perches and travelled
  • on stilts, and how mine was always in boats; how the interest grew
  • furious, as the last corner of safe ground was cut off on all sides and
  • grew smaller every moment; and how, in fine, the food was of altogether
  • secondary importance, and might even have been nauseous, so long as we
  • seasoned it with these dreams. But perhaps the most exciting moments I
  • ever had over a meal were in the case of calves'-feet jelly. It was
  • hardly possible not to believe--and you may be sure, so far from trying,
  • I did all I could to favour the illusion--that some part of it was
  • hollow, and that sooner or later my spoon would lay open the secret
  • tabernacle of the golden rock. There, might some miniature _Red Beard_
  • await his hour; there, might one find the treasures of the _Forty
  • Thieves_, and bewildered Cassim beating about the walls. And so I
  • quarried on slowly, with bated breath, savouring the interest. Believe
  • me, I had little palate left for the jelly; and though I preferred the
  • taste when I took cream with it, I used often to go without, because the
  • cream dimmed the transparent fractures.
  • Even with games, this spirit is authoritative with right-minded
  • children. It is thus that hide-and-seek has so pre-eminent a
  • sovereignty, for it is the wellspring of romance, and the actions and
  • the excitement to which it gives rise lend themselves to almost any sort
  • of fable. And thus cricket, which is a mere matter of dexterity,
  • palpably about nothing and for no end, often fails to satisfy infantile
  • craving. It is a game, if you like, but not a game of play. You cannot
  • tell yourself a story about cricket; and the activity it calls forth can
  • be justified on no rational theory. Even football, although it admirably
  • simulates the tug and the ebb and flow of battle, has presented
  • difficulties to the mind of young sticklers after verisimilitude; and I
  • knew at least one little boy who was mightily exercised about the
  • presence of the ball, and had to spirit himself up, whenever he came to
  • play, with an elaborate story of enchantment, and take the missile as a
  • sort of talisman bandied about in conflict between two Arabian nations.
  • To think of such a frame of mind is to become disquieted about the
  • bringing up of children. Surely they dwell in a mythological epoch, and
  • are not the contemporaries of their parents. What can they think of
  • them? what can they make of these bearded or petticoated giants who look
  • down upon their games? who move upon a cloudy Olympus, following unknown
  • designs apart from rational enjoyment? who profess the tenderest
  • solicitude for children, and yet every now and again reach down out of
  • their altitude and terribly vindicate the prerogatives of age? Off goes
  • the child, corporally smarting, but morally rebellious. Were there ever
  • such unthinkable deities as parents? I would give a great deal to know
  • what, in nine cases out of ten, is the child's unvarnished feeling. A
  • sense of past cajolery; a sense of personal attraction, at best very
  • feeble; above all, I should imagine, a sense of terror for the untried
  • residue of mankind; go to make up the attraction that he feels. No
  • wonder, poor little heart, with such a weltering world in front of him,
  • if he clings to the hand he knows! The dread irrationality of the whole
  • affair, as it seems to children, is a thing we are all too ready to
  • forget. "Oh, why," I remember passionately wondering, "why can we not
  • all be happy and devote ourselves to play?" And when children do
  • philosophise, I believe it is usually to very much the same purpose.
  • One thing, at least, comes very clearly out of these considerations:
  • that whatever we are to expect at the hands of children, it should not
  • be any peddling exactitude about matters of fact. They walk in a vain
  • show, and among mists and rainbows; they are passionate after dreams and
  • unconcerned about realities; speech is a difficult art not wholly
  • learned; and there is nothing in their own tastes or purposes to teach
  • them what we mean by abstract truthfulness. When a bad writer is
  • inexact, even if he can look back on half a century of years, we charge
  • him with incompetence and not with dishonesty. And why not extend the
  • same allowance to imperfect speakers? Let a stockbroker be dead stupid
  • about poetry, or a poet inexact in the details of business, and we
  • excuse them heartily from blame. But show us a miserable, unbreeched,
  • human entity, whose whole profession it is to take a tub for a fortified
  • town and a shaving-brush for the deadly stiletto, and who passes
  • three-fourths of his time in a dream and the rest in open
  • self-deception, and we expect him to be as nice upon a matter of fact as
  • a scientific expert bearing evidence. Upon my heart, I think it less
  • than decent. You do not consider how little the child sees, or how swift
  • he is to weave what he has seen into bewildering fiction; and that he
  • cares no more for what you call truth, than you for a gingerbread
  • dragoon.
  • I am reminded, as I write, that the child is very inquiring as to the
  • precise truth of stories. But indeed this is a very different matter,
  • and one bound up with the subject of play, and the precise amount of
  • playfulness, or playability, to be looked for in the world. Many such
  • burning questions must arise in the course of nursery education. Among
  • the fauna of this planet, which already embraces the pretty soldier and
  • the terrifying Irish beggar-man, is, or is not, the child to expect a
  • Bluebeard or a Cormoran? Is he, or is he not, to look out for magicians,
  • kindly and potent? May he, or may he not, reasonably hope to be cast
  • away upon a desert island, or turned to such diminutive proportions that
  • he can live on equal terms with his lead soldiery, and go a cruise in
  • his own toy-schooner? Surely all these are practical questions to a
  • neophyte entering upon life with a view to play. Precision upon such a
  • point, the child can understand. But if you merely ask him of his past
  • behaviour, as to who threw such a stone, for instance, or struck such
  • and such a match; or whether he had looked into a parcel or gone by a
  • forbidden path,--why, he can see no moment in the inquiry, and it is ten
  • to one he has already half forgotten and half bemused himself with
  • subsequent imaginings.
  • It would be easy to leave them in their native cloudland, where they
  • figure so prettily--pretty like flowers and innocent like dogs. They
  • will come out of their gardens soon enough, and have to go into offices
  • and the witness-box. Spare them yet a while, O conscientious parent! Let
  • them doze among their playthings yet a little! for who knows what a
  • rough, warfaring existence lies before them in the future?
  • X
  • WALKING TOURS
  • It must not be imagined that a walking tour, as some would have us
  • fancy, is merely a better or worse way of seeing the country. There are
  • many ways of seeing landscape quite as good; and none more vivid, in
  • spite of canting dilettantes, than from a railway train. But landscape
  • on a walking tour is quite accessory. He who is indeed of the
  • brotherhood does not voyage in quest of the picturesque, but of certain
  • jolly humours--of the hope and spirit with which the march begins at
  • morning, and the peace and spiritual repletion of the evening's rest. He
  • cannot tell whether he puts his knapsack on, or takes it off, with more
  • delight. The excitement of the departure puts him in key for that of the
  • arrival. Whatever he does is not only a reward in itself, but will be
  • further rewarded in the sequel; and so pleasure leads on to pleasure in
  • an endless chain. It is this that so few can understand; they will
  • either be always lounging or always at five miles an hour; they do not
  • play off the one against the other, prepare all day for the evening, and
  • all evening for the next day. And, above all, it is here that your
  • over-walker fails of comprehension. His heart rises against those who
  • drink their curaçoa in liqueur-glasses, when he himself can swill it in
  • a brown John. He will not believe that the flavour is more delicate in
  • the smaller dose. He will not believe that to walk this unconscionable
  • distance is merely to stupefy and brutalise himself, and come to his
  • inn, at night, with a sort of frost on his five wits, and a starless
  • night of darkness in his spirit. Not for him the mild luminous evening
  • of the temperate walker! He has nothing left of man but a physical need
  • for bedtime and a double nightcap; and even his pipe, if he be a smoker,
  • will be savourless and disenchanted. It is the fate of such an one to
  • take twice as much trouble as is needed to obtain happiness, and miss
  • the happiness in the end; he is the man of the proverb, in short, who
  • goes farther and fares worse.
  • Now, to be properly enjoyed, a walking tour should be gone upon alone.
  • If you go in a company, or even in pairs, it is no longer a walking tour
  • in anything but name; it is something else, and more in the nature of a
  • picnic. A walking tour should be gone upon alone, because freedom is of
  • the essence; because you should be able to stop and go on, and follow
  • this way or that, as the freak takes you; and because you must have your
  • own pace, and neither trot alongside a champion walker, nor mince in
  • time with a girl. And then you must be open to all impressions, and let
  • your thoughts take colour from what you see. You should be as a pipe for
  • any wind to play upon. "I cannot see the wit," says Hazlitt, "of walking
  • and talking at the same time. When I am in the country I wish to
  • vegetate like the country,"--which is the gist of all that can be said
  • upon the matter. There should be no cackle of voices at your elbow, to
  • jar on the meditative silence of the morning. And so long as a man is
  • reasoning he cannot surrender himself to that fine intoxication that
  • comes of much motion in the open air, that begins in a sort of a dazzle
  • and sluggishness of the brain, and ends in a peace that passes
  • comprehension.
  • During the first day or so of any tour there are moments of bitterness,
  • when the traveller feels more than coldly towards his knapsack, when he
  • is half in a mind to throw it bodily over the hedge, and, like Christian
  • on a similar occasion, "give three leaps and go on singing." And yet it
  • soon acquires a property of easiness. It becomes magnetic; the spirit of
  • the journey enters into it. And no sooner have you passed the straps
  • over your shoulder than the lees of sleep are cleared from you, you pull
  • yourself together with a shake, and fall at once into your stride. And
  • surely, of all possible moods, this, in which a man takes the road, is
  • the best. Of course, if he _will_ keep thinking of his anxieties, if he
  • _will_ open the merchant Abudah's chest and walk arm-in-arm with the
  • hag--why, wherever he is, and whether he walk fast or slow, the chances
  • are that he will not be happy. And so much the more shame to himself!
  • There are perhaps thirty men setting forth at that same hour, and I
  • would lay a large wager there is not another dull face among the thirty.
  • It would be a fine thing to follow, in a coat of darkness, one after
  • another of these wayfarers, some summer morning, for the first few miles
  • upon the road. This one, who walks fast, with a keen look in his eyes,
  • is all concentrated in his own mind; he is up at his loom, weaving and
  • weaving, to set the landscape to words. This one peers about, as he
  • goes, among the grasses; he waits by the canal to watch the
  • dragon-flies; he leans on the gate of the pasture, and cannot look
  • enough upon the complacent kine. And here comes another, talking,
  • laughing, and gesticulating to himself. His face changes from time to
  • time, as indignation flashes from his eyes or anger clouds his forehead.
  • He is composing articles, delivering orations, and conducting the most
  • impassioned interviews, by the way. A little farther on, and it is as
  • like as not he will begin to sing. And well for him, supposing him to be
  • no great master in that art, if he stumble across no stolid peasant at a
  • corner; for on such an occasion, I scarcely know which is the more
  • troubled, or whether it is worse to suffer the confusion of your
  • troubadour, or the unfeigned alarm of your clown. A sedentary
  • population, accustomed, besides, to the strange mechanical bearing of
  • the common tramp, can in no wise explain to itself the gaiety of these
  • passers-by. I knew one man who was arrested as a runaway lunatic,
  • because, although a full-grown person with a red beard, he skipped as
  • he went like a child. And you would be astonished if I were to tell you
  • all the grave and learned heads who have confessed to me that, when on
  • walking tours, they sang--and sang very ill--and had a pair of red ears
  • when, as described above, the inauspicious peasant plumped into their
  • arms from round a corner. And here, lest you should think I am
  • exaggerating, is Hazlitt's own confession, from his essay "On Going a
  • Journey," which is so good that there should be a tax levied on all who
  • have not read it:--
  • "Give me the clear blue sky over my head," says he, "and the green turf
  • beneath my feet, a winding road before me, and a three hours' march to
  • dinner--and then to thinking! It is hard if I cannot start some game on
  • these lone heaths. I laugh, I run, I leap, I sing for joy."
  • BRAVO! After that adventure of my friend with the policeman, you would
  • not have cared, would you, to publish that in the first person? But we
  • have no bravery nowadays, and, even in books, must all pretend to be as
  • dull and foolish as our neighbours. It was not so with Hazlitt. And
  • notice how learned he is (as, indeed, throughout the essay) in the
  • theory of walking tours. He is none of your athletic men in purple
  • stockings, who walk their fifty miles a day: three hours' march is his
  • ideal. And then he must have a winding road, the epicure.
  • Yet there is one thing I object to in these words of his, one thing in
  • the great master's practice that seems to me not wholly wise. I do not
  • approve of that leaping and running. Both of these hurry the
  • respiration; they both shake up the brain out of its glorious open-air
  • confusion; and they both break the pace. Uneven walking is not so
  • agreeable to the body, and it distracts and irritates the mind. Whereas,
  • when once you have fallen into an equable stride, it requires no
  • conscious thought from you to keep it up, and yet it prevents you from
  • thinking earnestly of anything else. Like knitting, like the work of a
  • copying clerk, it gradually neutralises and sets to sleep the serious
  • activity of the mind. We can think of this or that, lightly and
  • laughingly, as a child thinks, or as we think in a morning doze; we can
  • make puns or puzzle out acrostics, and trifle in a thousand ways with
  • words and rhymes; but when it comes to honest work, when we come to
  • gather ourselves together for an effort, we may sound the trumpet as
  • loud and long as we please; the great barons of the mind will not rally
  • to the standard, but sit, each one, at home, warming his hands over his
  • own fire, and brooding on his own private thought!
  • In the course of a day's walk, you see, there is much variance in the
  • mood. From the exhilaration of the start, to the happy phlegm of the
  • arrival, the change is certainly great. As the day goes on, the
  • traveller moves from the one extreme end towards the other. He becomes
  • more and more incorporated with the material landscape, and the open-air
  • drunkenness grows upon him with great strides, until he posts along the
  • road, and sees everything about him, as in a cheerful dream. The first
  • is certainly brighter, but the second stage is the more peaceful. A man
  • does not make so many articles towards the end, nor does he laugh aloud;
  • but the purely animal pleasures, the sense of physical wellbeing, the
  • delight of every inhalation, of every time the muscles tighten down the
  • thigh, console him for the absence of the others, and bring him to his
  • destination still content.
  • Nor must I forget to say a word on bivouacs. You come to a milestone on
  • a hill, or some place where deep ways meet under trees; and off goes the
  • knapsack, and down you sit to smoke a pipe in the shade. You sink into
  • yourself, and the birds come round and look at you; and your smoke
  • dissipates upon the afternoon under the blue dome of heaven; and the sun
  • lies warm upon your feet, and the cool air visits your neck and turns
  • aside your open shirt. If you are not happy, you must have an evil
  • conscience. You may dally as long as you like by the roadside. It is
  • almost as if the millennium were arrived, when we shall throw our
  • clocks and watches over the housetop, and remember time and seasons no
  • more. Not to keep hours for a lifetime is, I was going to say, to live
  • for ever. You have no idea, unless you have tried it, how endlessly long
  • is a summer's day that you measure out only by hunger, and bring to an
  • end only when you are drowsy. I know a village where there are hardly
  • any clocks, where no one knows more of the days of the week than by a
  • sort of instinct for the fête on Sundays, and where only one person can
  • tell you the day of the month, and she is generally wrong; and if people
  • were aware how slow Time journeyed in that village, and what armfuls of
  • spare hours he gives, over and above the bargain, to its wise
  • inhabitants, I believe there would be a stampede out of London,
  • Liverpool, Paris, and a variety of large towns, where the clocks lose
  • their heads, and shake the hours out each one faster than the other, as
  • though they were all in a wager. And all these foolish pilgrims would
  • each bring his own misery along with him, in a watch-pocket! It is to be
  • noticed there were no clocks and watches in the much-vaunted days before
  • the flood. It follows, of course, there were no appointments, and
  • punctuality was not yet thought upon. "Though ye take from a covetous
  • man all his treasure," says Milton, "he has yet one jewel left; ye
  • cannot deprive him of his covetousness." And so I would say of a modern
  • man of business, you may do what you will for him, put him in Eden, give
  • him the elixir of life--he has still a flaw at heart, he still has his
  • business habits. Now, there is no time when business habits are more
  • mitigated than on a walking tour. And so during these halts, as I say,
  • you will feel almost free.
  • But it is at night, and after dinner, that the best hour comes. There
  • are no such pipes to be smoked as those that follow a good day's march;
  • the flavour of the tobacco is a thing to be remembered, it is so dry and
  • aromatic, so full and so fine. If you wind up the evening with grog, you
  • will own there was never such grog; at every sip a jocund tranquillity
  • spreads about your limbs, and sits easily in your heart. If you read a
  • book--and you will never do so save by fits and starts--you find the
  • language strangely racy and harmonious; words take a new meaning; single
  • sentences possess the ear for half-an-hour together; and the writer
  • endears himself to you, at every page, by the nicest coincidence of
  • sentiment. It seems as if it were a book you had written yourself in a
  • dream. To all we have read on such occasions we look back with special
  • favour. "It was on the 10th of April, 1798," says Hazlitt, with amorous
  • precision, "that I sat down to a volume of the new 'Héloïse,' at the Inn
  • at Llangollen, over a bottle of sherry and a cold chicken." I should
  • wish to quote more, for though we are mighty fine fellows nowadays, we
  • cannot write like Hazlitt. And, talking of that, a volume of Hazlitt's
  • essays would be a capital pocket-book on such a journey; so would a
  • volume of Heine's songs; and for "Tristram Shandy" I can pledge a fair
  • experience.
  • If the evening be fine and warm, there is nothing better in life than to
  • lounge before the inn door in the sunset, or lean over the parapet of
  • the bridge, to watch the weeds and the quick fishes. It is then, if
  • ever, that you taste Joviality to the full significance of that
  • audacious word. Your muscles are so agreeably slack, you feel so clean
  • and so strong and so idle, that whether you move or sit still, whatever
  • you do is done with pride and a kingly sort of pleasure. You fall in
  • talk with any one, wise or foolish, drunk or sober. And it seems as if a
  • hot walk purged you, more than of anything else, of all narrowness and
  • pride, and left curiosity to play its part freely, as in a child or a
  • man of science. You lay aside all your own hobbies, to watch provincial
  • humours develop themselves before you, now as a laughable farce, and now
  • grave and beautiful like an old tale.
  • Or perhaps you are left to your own company for the night, and surly
  • weather imprisons you by the fire. You may remember how Burns, numbering
  • past pleasures, dwells upon the hours when he has been "happy thinking."
  • It is a phrase that may well perplex a poor modern, girt about on every
  • side by clocks and chimes, and haunted, even at night, by flaming
  • dial-plates. For we are all so busy, and have so many far-off projects
  • to realise, and castles in the fire to turn into solid habitable
  • mansions on a gravel soil, that we can find no time for pleasure trips
  • into the Land of Thought and among the Hills of Vanity. Changed times,
  • indeed, when we must sit all night, beside the fire, with folded hands;
  • and a changed world for most of us, when we find we can pass the hours
  • without discontent, and be happy thinking. We are in such haste to be
  • doing, to be writing, to be gathering gear, to make our voice audible a
  • moment in the derisive silence of eternity, that we forget that one
  • thing, of which these are but the parts--namely, to live. We fall in
  • love, we drink hard, we run to and fro upon the earth like frightened
  • sheep. And now you are to ask yourself if, when all is done, you would
  • not have been better to sit by the fire at home, and be happy thinking.
  • To sit still and contemplate,--to remember the faces of women without
  • desire, to be pleased by the great deeds of men without envy, to be
  • everything and everywhere in sympathy, and yet content to remain where
  • and what you are--is not this to know both wisdom and virtue, and to
  • dwell with happiness? After all, it is not they who carry flags, but
  • they who look upon it from a private chamber, who have the fun of the
  • procession. And once you are at that, you are in the very humour of all
  • social heresy. It is no time for shuffling, or for big, empty words. If
  • you ask yourself what you mean by fame, riches, or learning, the answer
  • is far to seek; and you go back into that kingdom of light imaginations,
  • which seem so vain in the eyes of Philistines perspiring after wealth,
  • and so momentous to those who are stricken with the disproportions of
  • the world, and, in the face of the gigantic stars, cannot stop to split
  • differences between two degrees of the infinitesimally small, such as a
  • tobacco-pipe or the Roman Empire, a million of money or a fiddlestick's
  • end.
  • You lean from the window, your last pipe reeking whitely into the
  • darkness, your body full of delicious pains, your mind enthroned in the
  • seventh circle of content; when suddenly the mood changes, the
  • weather-cock goes about, and you ask yourself one question more:
  • whether, for the interval, you have been the wisest philosopher or the
  • most egregious of donkeys? Human experience is not yet able to reply;
  • but at least you have had a fine moment, and looked down upon all the
  • kingdoms of the earth. And whether it was wise or foolish, to-morrow's
  • travel will carry you, body and mind, into some different parish of the
  • infinite.
  • XI
  • PAN'S PIPES
  • The world in which we live has been variously said and sung by the most
  • ingenious poets and philosophers: these reducing it to formulæ and
  • chemical ingredients, those striking the lyre in high-sounding measures
  • for the handiwork of God. What experience supplies is of a mingled
  • tissue, and the choosing mind has much to regret before it can get
  • together the materials of a theory. Dew and thunder, destroying Attila
  • and the Spring lambkins, belong to an order of contrasts which no
  • repetition can assimilate. There is an uncouth, outlandish strain
  • throughout the web of the world, as from a vexatious planet in the house
  • of life. Things are not congruous and wear strange disguises: the
  • consummate flower is fostered out of dung, and after nourishing itself
  • awhile with heaven's delicate distillations, decays again into
  • indistinguishable soil; and with Cæsar's ashes, Hamlet tells us, the
  • urchins make dirt pies and filthily besmear their countenance. Nay, the
  • kindly shine of summer, when tracked home with the scientific spyglass,
  • is found to issue from the most portentous nightmare of the
  • universe--the great, conflagrant sun: a world of hell's squibs,
  • tumultuary, roaring aloud, inimical to life. The sun itself is enough to
  • disgust a human being of the scene which he inhabits; and you would not
  • fancy there was a green or habitable spot in a universe thus awfully
  • lighted up. And yet it is by the blaze of such a conflagration, to which
  • the fire of Rome was but a spark, that we do all our fiddling, and hold
  • domestic tea-parties at the arbour door.
  • The Greeks figured Pan, the god of Nature, now terribly stamping his
  • foot, so that armies were dispersed; now by the woodside on a summer
  • noon trolling on his pipe until he charmed the hearts of upland
  • ploughmen. And the Greeks, in so figuring, uttered the last word of
  • human experience. To certain smoke-dried spirits matter and motion and
  • elastic æthers, and the hypothesis of this or that other spectacled
  • professor, tell a speaking story; but for youth and all ductile and
  • congenial minds, Pan is not dead, but of all the classic hierarchy alone
  • survives in triumph; goat-footed, with a gleeful and an angry look, the
  • type of the shaggy world: and in every wood, if you go with a spirit
  • properly prepared, you shall hear the note of his pipe.
  • For it is a shaggy world, and yet studded with gardens; where the salt
  • and tumbling sea receives clear rivers running from among reeds and
  • lilies; fruitful and austere; a rustic world; sunshiny, lewd, and cruel.
  • What is it the birds sing among the trees in pairing time? What means
  • the sound of the rain falling far and wide upon the leafy forest? To
  • what tune does the fisherman whistle, as he hauls in his net at morning,
  • and the bright fish are heaped inside the boat? These are all airs upon
  • Pan's pipe; he it was who gave them breath in the exultation of his
  • heart, and gleefully modulated their outflow with his lips and fingers.
  • The coarse mirth of herdsmen, shaking the dells with laughter and
  • striking out high echoes from the rock; the tune of moving feet in the
  • lamplit city, or on the smooth ballroom floor; the hooves of many
  • horses, beating the wide pastures in alarm; the song of hurrying rivers;
  • the colour of clear skies; and smiles and the live touch of hands; and
  • the voice of things, and their significant look, and the renovating
  • influence they breathe forth--these are his joyful measures, to which
  • the whole earth treads in choral harmony. To this music the young lambs
  • bound as to a tabor, and the London shop-girl skips rudely in the
  • dance. For it puts a spirit of gladness in all hearts; and to look on
  • the happy side of nature is common, in their hours, to all created
  • things. Some are vocal under a good influence, are pleasing whenever
  • they are pleased, and hand on their happiness to others, as a child who,
  • looking upon lovely things, looks lovely. Some leap to the strains with
  • unapt foot, and make a halting figure in the universal dance. And some,
  • like sour spectators at the play, receive the music into their hearts
  • with an unmoved countenance, and walk like strangers through the general
  • rejoicing. But let him feign never so carefully, there is not a man but
  • has his pulses shaken when Pan trolls out a stave of ecstasy and sets
  • the world a-singing.
  • Alas if that were all! But oftentimes the air is changed; and in the
  • screech of the night wind, chasing navies, subverting the tall ships and
  • the rooted cedar of the hills; in the random deadly levin or the fury of
  • headlong floods, we recognise the "dread foundation" of life and the
  • anger in Pan's heart. Earth wages open war against her children, and
  • under her softest touch hides treacherous claws. The cool waters invite
  • us in to drown; the domestic hearth burns up in the hour of sleep, and
  • makes an end of all. Everything is good or bad, helpful or deadly not in
  • itself, but by its circumstances. For a few bright days in England the
  • hurricane must break forth and the North Sea pay a toll of populous
  • ships. And when the universal music has led lovers into the path of
  • dalliance, confident of Nature's sympathy, suddenly the air shifts into
  • a minor, and death makes a clutch from his ambuscade below the bed of
  • marriage. For death is given in a kiss; the dearest kindnesses are
  • fatal; and into this life, where one thing preys upon another, the child
  • too often makes its entrance from the mother's corpse. It is no wonder,
  • with so traitorous a scheme of things, if the wise people who created
  • for us the idea of Pan thought that of all fears the fear of him was the
  • most terrible, since it embraces all. And still we preserve the phrase:
  • a panic terror. To reckon dangers too curiously, to hearken too intently
  • for the threat that runs through all the winning music of the world, to
  • hold back the hand from the rose because of the thorn, and from life
  • because of death: this it is to be afraid of Pan. Highly respectable
  • citizens who flee life's pleasures and responsibilities and keep, with
  • upright hat, upon the midway of custom, avoiding the right hand and the
  • left, the ecstasies and the agonies, how surprised they would be if they
  • could hear their attitude mythologically expressed, and knew themselves
  • as tooth-chattering ones, who flee from Nature because they fear the
  • hand of Nature's God! Shrilly sound Pan's pipes; and behold the banker
  • instantly concealed in the bank parlour! For to distrust one's impulses
  • is to be recreant to Pan.
  • There are moments when the mind refuses to be satisfied with evolution,
  • and demands a ruddier presentation of the sum of man's experience.
  • Sometimes the mood is brought about by laughter at the humorous side of
  • life, as when, abstracting ourselves from earth, we imagine people
  • plodding on foot, or seated in ships and speedy trains, with the planet
  • all the while whirling in the opposite direction, so that, for all their
  • hurry, they travel back-foremost through the universe of space.
  • Sometimes it comes by the spirit of delight, and sometimes by the spirit
  • of terror. At least, there will always be hours when we refuse to be put
  • off by the feint of explanation, nicknamed science; and demand instead
  • some palpitating image of our estate, that shall represent the troubled
  • and uncertain element in which we dwell, and satisfy reason by the means
  • of art. Science writes of the world as if with the cold finger of a
  • starfish; it is all true; but what is it when compared to the reality of
  • which it discourses? where hearts beat high in April, and death strikes,
  • and hills totter in the earthquake, and there is a glamour over all the
  • objects of sight, and a thrill in all noises for the ear, and Romance
  • herself has made her dwelling among men? So we come back to the old
  • myth, and hear the goat-footed piper making the music which is itself
  • the charm and terror of things; and when a glen invites our visiting
  • footsteps, fancy that Pan leads us thither with a gracious tremolo; or,
  • when our hearts quail at the thunder of the cataract, tell ourselves
  • that he has stamped his hoof in the nigh thicket.
  • XII
  • A PLEA FOR GAS LAMPS
  • Cities given, the problem was to light them. How to conduct individual
  • citizens about the burgess-warren, when once heaven had withdrawn its
  • leading luminary? or--since we live in a scientific age--when once our
  • spinning planet has turned its back upon the sun? The moon, from time to
  • time, was doubtless very helpful; the stars had a cheery look among the
  • chimney-pots; and a cresset here and there, on church or citadel,
  • produced a fine pictorial effect, and, in places where the ground lay
  • unevenly, held out the right hand of conduct to the benighted. But, sun,
  • moon, and stars abstracted or concealed, the night-faring inhabitant had
  • to fall back--we speak on the authority of old prints--upon stable
  • lanthorns two storeys in height. Many holes, drilled in the conical
  • turret-roof of this vagabond Pharos, let up spouts of dazzlement into
  • the bearer's eyes; and as he paced forth in the ghostly darkness,
  • carrying his own sun by a ring about his finger, day and night swung to
  • and fro and up and down about his footsteps. Blackness haunted his path;
  • he was beleaguered by goblins as he went; and, curfew being struck, he
  • found no light but that he travelled in throughout the township.
  • Closely following on this epoch of migratory lanthorns in a world of
  • extinction, came the era of oil-lights, hard to kindle, easy to
  • extinguish, pale and wavering in the hour of their endurance. Rudely
  • puffed the winds of heaven; roguishly clomb up the all-destructive
  • urchin; and lo! in a moment night re-established her void empire, and
  • the cit groped along the wall, suppered but bedless, occult from
  • guidance, and sorrily wading in the kennels. As if gamesome winds and
  • gamesome youths were not sufficient, it was the habit to swing these
  • feeble luminaries from house to house above the fairway. There, on
  • invisible cordage, let them swing! And suppose some crane-necked general
  • to go speeding by on a tall charger, spurring the destiny of nations,
  • red-hot in expedition, there would indubitably be some effusion of
  • military blood, and oaths, and a certain crash of glass; and while the
  • chieftain rode forward with a purple coxcomb, the street would be left
  • to original darkness, unpiloted, unvoyageable, a province of the desert
  • night.
  • The conservative, looking before and after, draws from each
  • contemplation the matter for content. Out of the age of gas lamps he
  • glances back slightingly at the mirk and glimmer in which his ancestors
  • wandered; his heart waxes jocund at the contrast; nor do his lips
  • refrain from a stave, in the highest style of poetry, lauding progress
  • and the golden mean. When gas first spread along a city, mapping it
  • forth about evenfall for the eye of observant birds, a new age had begun
  • for sociality and corporate pleasure-seeking, and begun with proper
  • circumstance, becoming its own birthright. The work of Prometheus had
  • advanced by another stride. Mankind and its supper-parties were no
  • longer at the mercy of a few miles of sea-fog; sundown no longer emptied
  • the promenade; and the day was lengthened out to every man's fancy. The
  • city-folk had stars of their own; biddable, domesticated stars.
  • It is true that these were not so steady, nor yet so clear, as their
  • originals; nor indeed was their lustre so elegant as that of the best
  • wax candles. But then the gas stars, being nearer at hand, were more
  • practically efficacious than Jupiter himself. It is true, again, that
  • they did not unfold their rays with the appropriate spontaneity of the
  • planets, coming out along the firmament, one after another, as the need
  • arises. But the lamplighters took to their heels every evening, and ran
  • with a good heart. It was pretty to see man thus emulating the
  • punctuality of heaven's orbs; and though perfection was not absolutely
  • reached, and now and then an individual may have been knocked on the
  • head by the ladder of the flying functionary, yet people commended his
  • zeal in a proverb, and taught their children to say, "God bless the
  • lamplighter!" And since his passage was a piece of the day's programme,
  • the children were well pleased to repeat the benediction, not, of
  • course, in so many words, which would have been improper, but in some
  • chaste circumlocution, suitable for infant lips.
  • God bless him, indeed! For the term of his twilight diligence is near at
  • hand; and for not much longer shall we watch him speeding up the street
  • and, at measured intervals, knocking another luminous hole into the
  • dusk. The Greeks would have made a noble myth of such an one; how he
  • distributed starlight, and, as soon as the need was over, re-collected
  • it; and the little bull's eye, which was his instrument, and held enough
  • fire to kindle a whole parish, would have been fitly commemorated in the
  • legend. Now, like all heroic tasks, his labours draw towards apotheosis,
  • and in the light of victory he himself shall disappear. For another
  • advance has been effected. Our tame stars are to come out in future, not
  • one by one, but all in a body and at once. A sedate electrician
  • somewhere in a back office touches a spring--and behold! from one end to
  • another of the city, from east to west, from the Alexandra to the
  • Crystal Palace, there is light! _Fiat Lux_, says the sedate electrician.
  • What a spectacle, on some clear, dark nightfall, from the edge of
  • Hampstead Hill, when in a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, the design
  • of the monstrous city flashes into vision--a glittering hieroglyph many
  • square miles in extent; and when, to borrow and debase an image, all the
  • evening street-lamps burst together into song! Such is the spectacle of
  • the future, preluded the other day by the experiment in Pall Mall.
  • Star-rise by electricity, the most romantic flight of civilisation; the
  • compensatory benefit for an innumerable array of factories and bankers'
  • clerks. To the artistic spirit exercised about Thirlmere, here is a
  • crumb of consolation; consolatory, at least, to such of them as look out
  • upon the world through seeing eyes, and contentedly accept beauty where
  • it comes.
  • But the conservative, while lauding progress, is ever timid of
  • innovation; his is the hand upheld to counsel pause; his is the signal
  • advising slow advance. The word _electricity_ now sounds the note of
  • danger. In Paris, at the mouth of the Passage des Princes, in the place
  • before the Opera portico, and in the Rue Drouot at the _Figaro_ office,
  • a new sort of urban star now shines out nightly, horrible, unearthly,
  • obnoxious to the human eye; a lamp for a nightmare! Such a light as this
  • should shine only on murders and public crime, or along the corridors of
  • lunatic asylums, a horror to heighten horror. To look at it only once is
  • to fall in love with gas, which gives a warm domestic radiance fit to
  • eat by. Mankind, you would have thought, might have remained content
  • with what Prometheus stole for them and not gone fishing the profound
  • heaven with kites to catch and domesticate the wildfire of the storm.
  • Yet here we have the levin brand at our doors, and it is proposed that
  • we should henceforward take our walks abroad in the glare of permanent
  • lightning. A man need not be very superstitious if he scruple to follow
  • his pleasures by the light of the Terror that Flieth, nor very epicurean
  • if he prefer to see the face of beauty more becomingly displayed. That
  • ugly blinding glare may not improperly advertise the home of slanderous
  • _Figaro_, which is a back-shop to the infernal regions; but where soft
  • joys prevail, where people are convoked to pleasure and the philosopher
  • looks on smiling and silent, where love and laughter and deifying wine
  • abound, there, at least, let the old mild lustre shine upon the ways of
  • man.
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