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  • Title: White Jacket
  • or, the World on a Man-of-War
  • Author: Herman Melville
  • Posting Date: March 9, 2010 [EBook #10712]
  • Release Date: January 13, 2004
  • Language: English
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  • WHITE-JACKET
  • OR
  • THE WORLD IN A MAN-OF-WAR
  • BY HERMAN MELVILLE
  • AUTHOR OF "TYPEE," "OMOO," AND "MOBY-DICK"
  • NEW YORK
  • UNITED STATES BOOK COMPANY
  • 5 AND 7 EAST SIXTEENTH STREET
  • * * * * *
  • CHICAGO: 266 & 268 WABASH AVE.
  • Copyright, 1892
  • BY ELIZABETH S. MELVILLE
  • "Conceive him now in a man-of-war;
  • with his letters of mart, well armed,
  • victualed, and appointed,
  • and see how he acquits himself."
  • --FULLER'S "Good Sea-Captain."
  • NOTE. In the year 1843 I shipped as "ordinary seaman" on board of a
  • United States frigate then lying in a harbor of the Pacific Ocean.
  • After remaining in this frigate for more than a year, I was discharged
  • from the service upon the vessel's arrival home. My man-of-war
  • experiences and observations have been incorporated in the present
  • volume.
  • New York, March, 1850.
  • I. THE JACKET.
  • II. HOMEWARD BOUND.
  • III. A GLANCE AT THE PRINCIPAL DIVISIONS, INTO WHICH A
  • MAN-OF-WAR'S CREW IS DIVIDED.
  • IV. JACK CHASE.
  • V. JACK CHASE ON A SPANISH QUARTER-DECK.
  • VI. THE QUARTER-DECK OFFICERS, WARRANT OFFICERS, AND BERTH-DECK
  • UNDERLINGS OF A MAN-OF-WAR; WHERE THEY LIVE IN THE SHIP;
  • HOW THEY LIVE; THEIR SOCIAL STANDING ON SHIP-BOARD; AND
  • WHAT SORT OF GENTLEMEN THEY ARE.
  • VII. BREAKFAST, DINNER, AND SUPPER.
  • VIII. SELVAGEE CONTRASTED WITH MAD-JACK.
  • IX. OF THE POCKETS THAT WERE IN THE JACKET.
  • X. FROM POCKETS TO PICKPOCKETS.
  • XI. THE PURSUIT OF POETRY UNDER DIFFICULTIES.
  • XII. THE GOOD OR BAD TEMPER OF MEN-OF-WAR'S MEN, IN A GREAT
  • DEGREE, ATTRIBUTABLE TO THEIR PARTICULAR STATIONS AND
  • DUTIES ABOARD SHIP.
  • XIII. A MAN-OF-WAR HERMIT IN A MOB.
  • XIV. A DRAUGHT IN A MAN-OF-WAR.
  • XV. A SALT-JUNK CLUB IN A MAN-OF-WAR, WITH A NOTICE TO QUIT.
  • XVI. GENERAL TRAINING IN A MAN-OF-WAR.
  • XVII. AWAY! SECOND, THIRD, AND FOURTH CUTTERS, AWAY!
  • XVIII. A MAN-OF-WAR FULL AS A NUT.
  • XIX. THE JACKET ALOFT.
  • XX. HOW THEY SLEEP IN A MAN-OF-WAR.
  • XXI. ONE REASON WHY MEN-OF-WAR'S MEN ARE, GENERALLY, SHORT-LIVED.
  • XXII. WASH-DAY AND HOUSE-CLEANING IN A MAN-OF-WAR.
  • XXIII. THEATRICALS IN A MAN-OF-WAR.
  • XXIV. INTRODUCTORY TO CAPE HORN.
  • XXV. THE DOG-DAYS OFF CAPE HORN.
  • XXVI. THE PITCH OF THE CAPE.
  • XXVII. SOME THOUGHTS GROWING OUT OF MAD JACK'S COUNTERMANDING HIS
  • SUPERIOR'S ORDER.
  • XXVIII. EDGING AWAY.
  • XXIX. THE NIGHT-WATCHES.
  • XXX. A PEEP THROUGH A PORT-HOLE AT THE SUBTERRANEAN PARTS OF A
  • MAN-OF-WAR.
  • XXXI. THE GUNNER UNDER HATCHES.
  • XXXII. A DISH OF DUNDERFUNK.
  • XXXIII. A FLOGGING.
  • XXXIV. SOME OF THE EVIL EFFECTS OF FLOGGING.
  • XXXV. FLOGGING NOT LAWFUL.
  • XXXVI. FLOGGING NOT NECESSARY.
  • XXXVII. SOME SUPERIOR OLD "LONDON DOCK" FROM THE WINE-COOLERS OF
  • NEPTUNE.
  • XXXVIII. THE CHAPLAIN AND CHAPEL IN A MAN-OF-WAR.
  • XXXIX. THE FRIGATE IN HARBOUR.--THE BOATS.--GRAND STATE RECEPTION
  • OF THE COMMODORE.
  • XL. SOME OF THE CEREMONIES IN A MAN-OF-WAR UNNECESSARY AND
  • INJURIOUS.
  • XLI. A MAN-OF-WAR LIBRARY.
  • XLII. KILLING TIME IN A MAN-OF-WAR IN HARBOUR.
  • XLIII. SMUGGLING IN A MAN-OF-WAR.
  • XLIV. A KNAVE IN OFFICE IN A MAN-OF-WAR.
  • XLV. PUBLISHING POETRY IN A MAN-OF-WAR.
  • XLVI. THE COMMODORE ON THE POOP, AND ONE OF "THE PEOPLE" UNDER THE
  • HANDS OF THE SURGEON.
  • XLVII. AN AUCTION IN A MAN-OF-WAR.
  • XLVIII. PURSER, PURSER'S STEWARD, AND POSTMASTER IN A MAN-OF-WAR.
  • XLIX. RUMOURS OF A WAR, AND HOW THEY WERE RECEIVED BY THE
  • POPULATION OF THE NEVERSINK.
  • L. THE BAY OF ALL BEAUTIES.
  • LI. ONE OF "THE PEOPLE" HAS AN AUDIENCE WITH THE COMMODORE AND
  • THE CAPTAIN ON THE QUARTER-DECK.
  • LII. SOMETHING CONCERNING MIDSHIPMEN.
  • LIII. SEAFARING PERSONS PECULIARLY SUBJECT TO BEING UNDER THE
  • WEATHER.--THE EFFECTS OF THIS UPON A MAN-OF-WAR CAPTAIN.
  • LIV. "THE PEOPLE" ARE GIVEN "LIBERTY."
  • LV. MIDSHIPMEN ENTERING THE NAVY EARLY.
  • LVI. A SHORE EMPEROR ON BOARD A MAN-OF-WAR.
  • LVII. THE EMPEROR REVIEWS THE PEOPLE AT QUARTERS.
  • LVIII. A QUARTER-DECK OFFICER BEFORE THE MAST.
  • LIX. A MAN-OF-WAR BUTTON DIVIDES TWO BROTHERS.
  • LX. A MAN-OF-WAR'S-MAN SHOT AT.
  • LXI. THE SURGEON OF THE FLEET.
  • LXII. A CONSULTATION OF MAN-OF-WAR SURGEONS.
  • LXIII. THE OPERATION.
  • LXIV. MAN-OF-WAR TROPHIES.
  • LXV. A MAN-OF-WAR RACE.
  • LXVI. FUN IN A MAN-OF-WAR.
  • LXVII. WHITE-JACKET ARRAIGNED AT THE MAST.
  • LXIII. A MAN-OF-WAR FOUNTAIN, AND OTHER THINGS.
  • LXIX. PRAYERS AT THE GUNS.
  • LXX. MONTHLY MUSTER ROUND THE CAPSTAN.
  • LXXI. THE GENEALOGY OF THE ARTICLES OF WAR.
  • LXXII. "HEREIN ARE THE GOOD ORDINANCES OF THE SEA, WHICH WISE MEN,
  • WHO VOYAGED ROUND THE WORLD, GAVE TO OUR ANCESTORS, AND
  • WHICH CONSTITUTE THE BOOKS OF THE SCIENCE OF GOOD CUSTOMS."
  • LXXIII. NIGHT AND DAY GAMBLING IN A MAN-OF-WAR.
  • LXXIV. THE MAIN-TOP AT NIGHT.
  • LXXV. "SINK, BURN, AND DESTROY."
  • LXXVI. THE CHAINS.
  • LXXVII. THE HOSPITAL IN A MAN-OF-WAR.
  • LXXVIII. DISMAL TIMES IN THE MESS.
  • LXXIX. HOW MAN-OF-WAR'S-MEN DIE AT SEA.
  • LXXX. THE LAST STITCH.
  • LXXXI. HOW THEY BURY A MAN-OF-WAR'S-MAN AT SEA.
  • LXXXII. WHAT REMAINS OF A MAN-OF-WAR'S-MAN AFTER HIS BURIAL AT SEA.
  • LXXXIII. A MAN-OF-WAR COLLEGE.
  • LXXXIV. MAN-OF-WAR BARBERS.
  • LXXXV. THE GREAT MASSACRE OF THE BEARDS.
  • LXXXVI. THE REBELS BROUGHT TO THE MAST.
  • LXXXVII. OLD USHANT AT THE GANGWAY.
  • LXXXVIII. FLOGGING THROUGH THE FLEET.
  • LXXXIX. THE SOCIAL STATE IN A MAN-OF-WAR.
  • XC. THE MANNING OF NAVIES.
  • XCI. SMOKING-CLUB IN A MAN-OF-WAR, WITH SCENES ON THE GUN-DECK
  • DRAWING NEAR HOME.
  • XCII. THE LAST OF THE JACKET.
  • XCIII. CABLE AND ANCHOR ALL CLEAR.
  • WHITE-JACKET.
  • CHAPTER I.
  • THE JACKET.
  • It was not a _very_ white jacket, but white enough, in all conscience,
  • as the sequel will show.
  • The way I came by it was this.
  • When our frigate lay in Callao, on the coast of Peru--her last harbour
  • in the Pacific--I found myself without a _grego_, or sailor's surtout;
  • and as, toward the end of a three years' cruise, no pea-jackets could
  • be had from the purser's steward: and being bound for Cape Horn, some
  • sort of a substitute was indispensable; I employed myself, for several
  • days, in manufacturing an outlandish garment of my own devising, to
  • shelter me from the boisterous weather we were so soon to encounter.
  • It was nothing more than a white duck frock, or rather shirt: which,
  • laying on deck, I folded double at the bosom, and by then making a
  • continuation of the slit there, opened it lengthwise--much as you would
  • cut a leaf in the last new novel. The gash being made, a metamorphosis
  • took place, transcending any related by Ovid. For, presto! the shirt
  • was a coat!--a strange-looking coat, to be sure; of a Quakerish
  • amplitude about the skirts; with an infirm, tumble-down collar; and a
  • clumsy fullness about the wristbands; and white, yea, white as a
  • shroud. And my shroud it afterward came very near proving, as he who
  • reads further will find.
  • But, bless me, my friend, what sort of a summer jacket is this, in
  • which to weather Cape Horn? A very tasty, and beautiful white linen
  • garment it may have seemed; but then, people almost universally sport
  • their linen next to their skin.
  • Very true; and that thought very early occurred to me; for no idea had
  • I of scudding round Cape Horn in my shirt; for _that_ would have been
  • almost scudding under bare poles, indeed.
  • So, with many odds and ends of patches--old socks, old trowser-legs,
  • and the like--I bedarned and bequilted the inside of my jacket, till it
  • became, all over, stiff and padded, as King James's cotton-stuffed and
  • dagger-proof doublet; and no buckram or steel hauberk stood up more
  • stoutly.
  • So far, very good; but pray, tell me, White-Jacket, how do you propose
  • keeping out the rain and the wet in this quilted _grego_ of yours? You
  • don't call this wad of old patches a Mackintosh, do you?----you don't
  • pretend to say that worsted is water-proof?
  • No, my dear friend; and that was the deuce of it. Waterproof it was
  • not, no more than a sponge. Indeed, with such recklessness had I
  • bequilted my jacket, that in a rain-storm I became a universal
  • absorber; swabbing bone-dry the very bulwarks I leaned against. Of a
  • damp day, my heartless shipmates even used to stand up against me, so
  • powerful was the capillary attraction between this luckless jacket of
  • mine and all drops of moisture. I dripped like a turkey a roasting; and
  • long after the rain storms were over, and the sun showed his face, I
  • still stalked a Scotch mist; and when it was fair weather with others,
  • alas! it was foul weather with me.
  • _Me?_ Ah me! Soaked and heavy, what a burden was that jacket to carry
  • about, especially when I was sent up aloft; dragging myself up step by
  • step, as if I were weighing the anchor. Small time then, to strip, and
  • wring it out in a rain, when no hanging back or delay was permitted.
  • No, no; up you go: fat or lean: Lambert or Edson: never mind how much
  • avoirdupois you might weigh. And thus, in my own proper person, did
  • many showers of rain reascend toward the skies, in accordance with the
  • natural laws.
  • But here be it known, that I had been terribly disappointed in carrying
  • out my original plan concerning this jacket. It had been my intention
  • to make it thoroughly impervious, by giving it a coating of paint, But
  • bitter fate ever overtakes us unfortunates. So much paint had been
  • stolen by the sailors, in daubing their overhaul trowsers and
  • tarpaulins, that by the time I--an honest man--had completed my
  • quiltings, the paint-pots were banned, and put under strict lock and
  • key.
  • Said old Brush, the captain of the _paint-room_--"Look ye,
  • White-Jacket," said he, "ye can't have any paint."
  • Such, then, was my jacket: a well-patched, padded, and porous one; and
  • in a dark night, gleaming white as the White Lady of Avenel!
  • CHAPTER II.
  • HOMEWARD BOUND.
  • "All hands up anchor! Man the capstan!"
  • "High die! my lads, we're homeward bound!"
  • Homeward bound!--harmonious sound! Were you _ever_ homeward
  • bound?--No?--Quick! take the wings of the morning, or the sails of a
  • ship, and fly to the uttermost parts of the earth. There, tarry a year
  • or two; and then let the gruffest of boatswains, his lungs all
  • goose-skin, shout forth those magical words, and you'll swear "the harp
  • of Orpheus were not more enchanting."
  • All was ready; boats hoisted in, stun' sail gear rove, messenger
  • passed, capstan-bars in their places, accommodation-ladder below; and
  • in glorious spirits, we sat down to dinner. In the ward-room, the
  • lieutenants were passing round their oldest port, and pledging their
  • friends; in the steerage, the _middies_ were busy raising loans to
  • liquidate the demands of their laundress, or else--in the navy
  • phrase--preparing to pay their creditors _with a flying fore-topsail_.
  • On the poop, the captain was looking to windward; and in his grand,
  • inaccessible cabin, the high and mighty commodore sat silent and
  • stately, as the statue of Jupiter in Dodona.
  • We were all arrayed in our best, and our bravest; like strips of blue
  • sky, lay the pure blue collars of our frocks upon our shoulders; and
  • our pumps were so springy and playful, that we danced up and down as we
  • dined.
  • It was on the gun-deck that our dinners were spread; all along between
  • the guns; and there, as we cross-legged sat, you would have thought a
  • hundred farm-yards and meadows were nigh. Such a cackling of ducks,
  • chickens, and ganders; such a lowing of oxen, and bleating of lambkins,
  • penned up here and there along the deck, to provide sea repasts for the
  • officers. More rural than naval were the sounds; continually reminding
  • each mother's son of the old paternal homestead in the green old clime;
  • the old arching elms; the hill where we gambolled; and down by the
  • barley banks of the stream where we bathed.
  • "All hands up anchor!"
  • When that order was given, how we sprang to the bars, and heaved round
  • that capstan; every man a Goliath, every tendon a hawser!--round and
  • round--round, round it spun like a sphere, keeping time with our feet
  • to the time of the fifer, till the cable was straight up and down, and
  • the ship with her nose in the water.
  • "Heave and pall! unship your bars, and make sail!"
  • It was done: barmen, nipper-men, tierers, veerers, idlers and all,
  • scrambled up the ladder to the braces and halyards; while like monkeys
  • in Palm-trees, the sail-loosers ran out on those broad boughs, our
  • yards; and down fell the sails like white clouds from the
  • ether--topsails, top-gallants, and royals; and away we ran with the
  • halyards, till every sheet was distended.
  • "Once more to the bars!"
  • "Heave, my hearties, heave hard!"
  • With a jerk and a yerk, we broke ground; and up to our bows came
  • several thousand pounds of old iron, in the shape of our ponderous
  • anchor.
  • Where was White-Jacket then?
  • White-Jacket was where he belonged. It was White-Jacket that loosed
  • that main-royal, so far up aloft there, it looks like a white
  • albatross' wing. It was White-Jacket that was taken for an albatross
  • himself, as he flew out on the giddy yard-arm!
  • CHAPTER III.
  • A GLANCE AT THE PRINCIPAL DIVISIONS, INTO WHICH A MAN-OF-WAR'S CREW IS
  • DIVIDED.
  • Having just designated the place where White-Jacket belonged, it must
  • needs be related how White-Jacket came to belong there.
  • Every one knows that in merchantmen the seamen are divided into
  • watches--starboard and larboard--taking their turn at the ship's duty
  • by night. This plan is followed in all men-of-war. But in all men-of
  • war, besides this division, there are others, rendered indispensable
  • from the great number of men, and the necessity of precision and
  • discipline. Not only are particular bands assigned to the three _tops_,
  • but in getting under weigh, or any other proceeding requiring all
  • hands, particular men of these bands are assigned to each yard of the
  • tops. Thus, when the order is given to loose the main-royal,
  • White-Jacket flies to obey it; and no one but him.
  • And not only are particular bands stationed on the three decks of the
  • ship at such times, but particular men of those bands are also assigned
  • to particular duties. Also, in tacking ship, reefing top-sails, or
  • "coming to," every man of a frigate's five-hundred-strong, knows his
  • own special place, and is infallibly found there. He sees nothing else,
  • attends to nothing else, and will stay there till grim death or an
  • epaulette orders him away. Yet there are times when, through the
  • negligence of the officers, some exceptions are found to this rule. A
  • rather serious circumstance growing out of such a case will be related
  • in some future chapter.
  • Were it not for these regulations a man-of-war's crew would be nothing
  • but a mob, more ungovernable stripping the canvas in a gale than Lord
  • George Gordon's tearing down the lofty house of Lord Mansfield.
  • But this is not all. Besides White-Jacket's office as looser of the
  • main-royal, when all hands were called to make sail; and besides his
  • special offices, in tacking ship, coming to anchor, etc.; he
  • permanently belonged to the Starboard Watch, one of the two primary,
  • grand divisions of the ship's company. And in this watch he was a
  • maintop-man; that is, was stationed in the main-top, with a number of
  • other seamen, always in readiness to execute any orders pertaining to
  • the main-mast, from above the main-yard. For, including the main-yard,
  • and below it to the deck, the main-mast belongs to another detachment.
  • Now the fore, main, and mizen-top-men of each watch--Starboard and
  • Larboard--are at sea respectively subdivided into Quarter Watches;
  • which regularly relieve each other in the tops to which they may
  • belong; while, collectively, they relieve the whole Larboard Watch of
  • top-men.
  • Besides these topmen, who are always made up of active sailors, there
  • are Sheet-Anchor-men--old veterans all--whose place is on the
  • forecastle; the fore-yard, anchors, and all the sails on the bowsprit
  • being under their care.
  • They are an old weather-beaten set, culled from the most experienced
  • seamen on board. These are the fellows that sing you "_The Bay of
  • Biscay Oh!_" and "_Here a sheer hulk lies poor Torn Bowling!_" "_Cease,
  • rude Boreas, blustering railer!_" who, when ashore, at an eating-house,
  • call for a bowl of tar and a biscuit. These are the fellows who spin
  • interminable yarns about Decatur, Hull, and Bainbridge; and carry about
  • their persons bits of "Old Ironsides," as Catholics do the wood of the
  • true cross. These are the fellows that some officers never pretend to
  • damn, however much they may anathematize others. These are the fellows
  • that it does your soul good to look at;---hearty old members of the Old
  • Guard; grim sea grenadiers, who, in tempest time, have lost many a
  • tarpaulin overboard. These are the fellows whose society some of the
  • youngster midshipmen much affect; from whom they learn their best
  • seamanship; and to whom they look up as veterans; if so be, that they
  • have any reverence in their souls, which is not the case with all
  • midshipmen.
  • Then, there is the _After-guard_, stationed on the Quarterdeck; who,
  • under the Quarter-Masters and Quarter-Gunners, attend to the main-sail
  • and spanker, and help haul the main-brace, and other ropes in the stern
  • of the vessel.
  • The duties assigned to the After-Guard's-Men being comparatively light
  • and easy, and but little seamanship being expected from them, they are
  • composed chiefly of landsmen; the least robust, least hardy, and least
  • sailor-like of the crew; and being stationed on the Quarter-deck, they
  • are generally selected with some eye to their personal appearance.
  • Hence, they are mostly slender young fellows, of a genteel figure and
  • gentlemanly address; not weighing much on a rope, but weighing
  • considerably in the estimation of all foreign ladies who may chance to
  • visit the ship. They lounge away the most part of their time, in
  • reading novels and romances; talking over their lover affairs ashore;
  • and comparing notes concerning the melancholy and sentimental career
  • which drove them--poor young gentlemen--into the hard-hearted navy.
  • Indeed, many of them show tokens of having moved in very respectable
  • society. They always maintain a tidy exterior; and express an
  • abhorrence of the tar-bucket, into which they are seldom or never
  • called to dip their digits. And pluming themselves upon the cut of
  • their trowsers, and the glossiness of their tarpaulins, from the rest
  • of the ship's company, they acquire the name of "_sea-dandies_" and
  • "_silk-sock-gentry_."
  • Then, there are the _Waisters_, always stationed on the gun-deck. These
  • haul aft the fore and main-sheets, besides being subject to ignoble
  • duties; attending to the drainage and sewerage below hatches. These
  • fellows are all Jimmy Duxes--sorry chaps, who never put foot in ratlin,
  • or venture above the bulwarks. Inveterate "_sons of farmers_," with the
  • hayseed yet in their hair, they are consigned to the congenial
  • superintendence of the chicken-coops, pig-pens, and potato-lockers.
  • These are generally placed amidships, on the gun-deck of a frigate,
  • between the fore and main hatches; and comprise so extensive an area,
  • that it much resembles the market place of a small town. The melodious
  • sounds thence issuing, continually draw tears from the eyes of the
  • Waisters; reminding them of their old paternal pig-pens and
  • potato-patches. They are the tag-rag and bob-tail of the crew; and he
  • who is good for nothing else is good enough for a _Waister_.
  • Three decks down--spar-deck, gun-deck, and berth-deck--and we come to a
  • parcel of Troglodytes or "_holders_," who burrow, like rabbits in
  • warrens, among the water-tanks, casks, and cables. Like Cornwall
  • miners, wash off the soot from their skins, and they are all pale as
  • ghosts. Unless upon rare occasions, they seldom come on deck to sun
  • themselves. They may circumnavigate the world fifty times, and they see
  • about as much of it as Jonah did in the whale's belly. They are a lazy,
  • lumpish, torpid set; and when going ashore after a long cruise, come
  • out into the day like terrapins from their caves, or bears in the
  • spring, from tree-trunks. No one ever knows the names of these fellows;
  • after a three years' voyage, they still remain strangers to you. In
  • time of tempests, when all hands are called to save ship, they issue
  • forth into the gale, like the mysterious old men of Paris, during the
  • massacre of the Three Days of September: every one marvels who they
  • are, and whence they come; they disappear as mysteriously; and are seen
  • no more, until another general commotion.
  • Such are the principal divisions into which a man-of-war's crew is
  • divided; but the inferior allotments of duties are endless, and would
  • require a German commentator to chronicle.
  • We say nothing here of Boatswain's mates, Gunner's mates, Carpenter's
  • mates, Sail-maker's mates, Armorer's mates, Master-at-Arms, Ship's
  • corporals, Cockswains, Quarter-masters, Quarter-gunners, Captains of
  • the Forecastle, Captains of the Fore-top, Captains of the Main-top,
  • Captains of the Mizen-top, Captains of the After-Guard, Captains of the
  • Main-Hold, Captains of the Fore-Hold, Captains of the Head, Coopers,
  • Painters, Tinkers, Commodore's Steward, Captain's Steward, Ward-Room
  • Steward, Steerage Steward, Commodore's cook, Captain's cook, Officers'
  • cook, Cooks of the range, Mess-cooks, hammock-boys, messenger boys,
  • cot-boys, loblolly-boys and numberless others, whose functions are
  • fixed and peculiar.
  • It is from this endless subdivision of duties in a man-of-war, that,
  • upon first entering one, a sailor has need of a good memory, and the
  • more of an arithmetician he is, the better.
  • White-Jacket, for one, was a long time rapt in calculations, concerning
  • the various "numbers" allotted him by the _First Luff_, otherwise known
  • as the First Lieutenant. In the first place, White-Jacket was given the
  • _number of his mess_; then, his _ship's number_, or the number to which
  • he must answer when the watch-roll is called; then, the number of his
  • hammock; then, the number of the gun to which he was assigned; besides
  • a variety of other numbers; all of which would have taken Jedediah
  • Buxton himself some time to arrange in battalions, previous to adding
  • up. All these numbers, moreover, must be well remembered, or woe betide
  • you.
  • Consider, now, a sailor altogether unused to the tumult of a
  • man-of-war, for the first time stepping on board, and given all these
  • numbers to recollect. Already, before hearing them, his head is half
  • stunned with the unaccustomed sounds ringing in his ears; which ears
  • seem to him like belfries full of tocsins. On the gun-deck, a thousand
  • scythed chariots seem passing; he hears the tread of armed marines; the
  • clash of cutlasses and curses. The Boatswain's mates whistle round him,
  • like hawks screaming in a gale, and the strange noises under decks are
  • like volcanic rumblings in a mountain. He dodges sudden sounds, as a
  • raw recruit falling bombs.
  • Well-nigh useless to him, now, all previous circumnavigations of this
  • terraqueous globe; of no account his arctic, antarctic, or equinoctial
  • experiences; his gales off Beachy Head, or his dismastings off
  • Hatteras. He must begin anew; he knows nothing; Greek and Hebrew could
  • not help him, for the language he must learn has neither grammar nor
  • lexicon.
  • Mark him, as he advances along the files of old ocean-warriors; mark
  • his debased attitude, his deprecating gestures, his Sawney stare, like
  • a Scotchman in London; his--"_cry your merry, noble seignors!_" He is
  • wholly nonplussed, and confounded. And when, to crown all, the First
  • Lieutenant, whose business it is to welcome all new-corners, and assign
  • them their quarters: when this officer--none of the most bland or
  • amiable either--gives him number after number to
  • recollect--246--139--478--351--the poor fellow feels like decamping.
  • Study, then, your mathematics, and cultivate all your memories, oh ye!
  • who think of cruising in men-of-war.
  • CHAPTER IV.
  • JACK CHASE.
  • The first night out of port was a clear, moonlight one; the frigate
  • gliding though the water, with all her batteries.
  • It was my Quarter Watch in the top; and there I reclined on the best
  • possible terms with my top-mates. Whatever the other seamen might have
  • been, these were a noble set of tars, and well worthy an introduction
  • to the reader.
  • First and foremost was Jack Chase, our noble First Captain of the Top.
  • He was a Briton, and a true-blue; tall and well-knit, with a clear open
  • eye, a fine broad brow, and an abounding nut-brown beard. No man ever
  • had a better heart or a bolder. He was loved by the seamen and admired
  • by the officers; and even when the Captain spoke to him, it was with a
  • slight air of respect. Jack was a frank and charming man.
  • No one could be better company in forecastle or saloon; no man told
  • such stories, sang such songs, or with greater alacrity sprang to his
  • duty. Indeed, there was only one thing wanting about him; and that was
  • a finger of his left hand, which finger he had lost at the great battle
  • of Navarino.
  • He had a high conceit of his profession as a seaman; and being deeply
  • versed in all things pertaining to a man-of-war, was universally
  • regarded as an oracle. The main-top, over which he presided, was a sort
  • of oracle of Delphi; to which many pilgrims ascended, to have their
  • perplexities or differences settled.
  • There was such an abounding air of good sense and good feeling about
  • the man, that he who could not love him, would thereby pronounce
  • himself a knave. I thanked my sweet stars, that kind fortune had placed
  • me near him, though under him, in the frigate; and from the outset Jack
  • and I were fast friends.
  • Wherever you may be now rolling over the blue billows, dear Jack! take
  • my best love along with you; and God bless you, wherever you go!
  • Jack was a gentleman. What though his hand was hard, so was not his
  • heart, too often the case with soft palms. His manners were easy and
  • free; none of the boisterousness, so common to tars; and he had a
  • polite, courteous way of saluting you, if it were only to borrow your
  • knife. Jack had read all the verses of Byron, and all the romances of
  • Scott. He talked of Rob Roy, Don Juan, and Pelham; Macbeth and Ulysses;
  • but, above all things, was an ardent admirer of Camoens. Parts of the
  • Lusiad, he could recite in the original. Where he had obtained his
  • wonderful accomplishments, it is not for me, his humble subordinate, to
  • say. Enough, that those accomplishments were so various; the languages
  • he could converse in, so numerous; that he more than furnished an
  • example of that saying of Charles the Fifth--_ he who speaks five
  • languages is as good as five men_. But Jack, he was better than a
  • hundred common mortals; Jack was a whole phalanx, an entire army; Jack
  • was a thousand strong; Jack would have done honour to the Queen of
  • England's drawing-room; Jack must have been a by-blow of some British
  • Admiral of the Blue. A finer specimen of the island race of Englishmen
  • could not have been picked out of Westminster Abbey of a coronation day.
  • His whole demeanor was in strong contrast to that of one of the
  • Captains of the fore-top. This man, though a good seaman, furnished an
  • example of those insufferable Britons, who, while preferring other
  • countries to their own as places of residence; still, overflow with all
  • the pompousness of national and individual vanity combined. "When I was
  • on board the Audacious"--for a long time, was almost the invariable
  • exordium to the fore-top Captain's most cursory remarks. It is often
  • the custom of men-of-war's-men, when they deem anything to be going on
  • wrong aboard ship to refer to _last cruise_ when of course everything
  • was done _ship-shape and Bristol fashion_. And by referring to the
  • _Audacious_--an expressive name by the way--the fore-top Captain meant
  • a ship in the English navy, in which he had had the honour of serving.
  • So continual were his allusions to this craft with the amiable name,
  • that at last, the _Audacious_ was voted a bore by his shipmates. And
  • one hot afternoon, during a calm, when the fore-top Captain like many
  • others, was standing still and yawning on the spar-deck; Jack Chase,
  • his own countryman, came up to him, and pointing at his open mouth,
  • politely inquired, whether that was the way they caught _flies_ in Her
  • Britannic Majesty's ship, the _Audacious?_ After that, we heard no more
  • of the craft.
  • Now, the tops of a frigate are quite spacious and cosy. They are railed
  • in behind so as to form a kind of balcony, very pleasant of a tropical
  • night. From twenty to thirty loungers may agreeably recline there,
  • cushioning themselves on old sails and jackets. We had rare times in
  • that top. We accounted ourselves the best seamen in the ship; and from
  • our airy perch, literally looked down upon the landlopers below,
  • sneaking about the deck, among the guns. In a large degree, we
  • nourished that feeling of "_esprit de corps_," always pervading, more
  • or less, the various sections of a man-of-war's crew. We main-top-men
  • were brothers, one and all, and we loaned ourselves to each other with
  • all the freedom in the world.
  • Nevertheless, I had not long been a member of this fraternity of fine
  • fellows, ere I discovered that Jack Chase, our captain was--like all
  • prime favorites and oracles among men--a little bit of a dictator; not
  • peremptorily, or annoyingly so, but amusingly intent on egotistically
  • mending our manners and improving our taste, so that we might reflect
  • credit upon our tutor.
  • He made us all wear our hats at a particular angle--instructed us in
  • the tie of our neck-handkerchiefs; and protested against our wearing
  • vulgar _dungeree_ trowsers; besides giving us lessons in seamanship;
  • and solemnly conjuring us, forever to eschew the company of any sailor
  • we suspected of having served in a whaler. Against all whalers, indeed,
  • he cherished the unmitigated detestation of a true man-of-war's man.
  • Poor Tubbs can testify to that.
  • Tubbs was in the After-Guard; a long, lank Vineyarder, eternally
  • talking of line-tubs, Nantucket, sperm oil, stove boats, and Japan.
  • Nothing could silence him; and his comparisons were ever invidious.
  • Now, with all his soul, Jack abominated this Tubbs. He said he was
  • vulgar, an upstart--Devil take him, he's been in a whaler. But like
  • many men, who have been where _you_ haven't been; or seen what _you_
  • haven't seen; Tubbs, on account of his whaling experiences, absolutely
  • affected to look down upon Jack, even as Jack did upon him; and this it
  • was that so enraged our noble captain.
  • One night, with a peculiar meaning in his eye, he sent me down on deck
  • to invite Tubbs up aloft for a chat. Flattered by so marked an
  • honor--for we were somewhat fastidious, and did not extend such
  • invitations to every body--Tubb's quickly mounted the rigging, looking
  • rather abashed at finding himself in the august presence of the
  • assembled Quarter-Watch of main-top-men. Jack's courteous manner,
  • however, very soon relieved his embarrassment; but it is no use to be
  • courteous to _some_ men in this world. Tubbs belonged to that category.
  • No sooner did the bumpkin feel himself at ease, than he launched out,
  • as usual, into tremendous laudations of whalemen; declaring that
  • whalemen alone deserved the name of sailors. Jack stood it some time;
  • but when Tubbs came down upon men-of-war, and particularly upon
  • main-top-men, his sense of propriety was so outraged, that he launched
  • into Tubbs like a forty-two pounder.
  • "Why, you limb of Nantucket! you train-oil man! you sea-tallow
  • strainer! you bobber after carrion! do _you_ pretend to vilify a
  • man-of-war? Why, you lean rogue, you, a man-of-war is to whalemen, as a
  • metropolis to shire-towns, and sequestered hamlets. _Here's_ the place
  • for life and commotion; _here's_ the place to be gentlemanly and jolly.
  • And what did you know, you bumpkin! before you came on board this
  • _Andrew Miller?_ What knew you of gun-deck, or orlop, mustering round
  • the capstan, beating to quarters, and piping to dinner? Did you ever
  • roll to _grog_ on board your greasy ballyhoo of blazes? Did you ever
  • winter at Mahon? Did you ever '_ lash and carry?_' Why, what are even a
  • merchant-seaman's sorry yarns of voyages to China after tea-caddies,
  • and voyages to the West Indies after sugar puncheons, and voyages to
  • the Shetlands after seal-skins--what are even these yarns, you Tubbs
  • you! to high life in a man-of-war? Why, you dead-eye! I have sailed
  • with lords and marquises for captains; and the King of the Two Sicilies
  • has passed me, as I here stood up at my gun. Bah! you are full of the
  • fore-peak and the forecastle; you are only familiar with Burtons and
  • Billy-tackles; your ambition never mounted above pig-killing! which, in
  • my poor opinion, is the proper phrase for whaling! Topmates! has not
  • this Tubbs here been but a misuser of good oak planks, and a vile
  • desecrator of the thrice holy sea? turning his ship, my hearties! into
  • a fat-kettle, and the ocean into a whale-pen? Begone! you graceless,
  • godless knave! pitch him over the top there, White-Jacket!"
  • But there was no necessity for my exertions. Poor Tubbs, astounded at
  • these fulminations, was already rapidly descending by the rigging.
  • This outburst on the part of my noble friend Jack made me shake all
  • over, spite of my padded surtout; and caused me to offer up devout
  • thanksgivings, that in no evil hour had I divulged the fact of having
  • myself served in a whaler; for having previously marked the prevailing
  • prejudice of men-of-war's men to that much-maligned class of mariners,
  • I had wisely held my peace concerning stove boats on the coast of Japan.
  • CHAPTER V.
  • JACK CHASE ON A SPANISH QUARTER-DECK.
  • Here, I must frankly tell a story about Jack, which as touching his
  • honour and integrity, I am sure, will not work against him, in any
  • charitable man's estimation. On this present cruise of the frigate
  • Neversink, Jack had deserted; and after a certain interval, had been
  • captured.
  • But with what purpose had he deserted? To avoid naval discipline? To
  • riot in some abandoned sea-port? for love of some worthless signorita?
  • Not at all. He abandoned the frigate from far higher and nobler, nay,
  • glorious motives. Though bowing to naval discipline afloat; yet ashore,
  • he was a stickler for the Rights of Man, and the liberties of the
  • world. He went to draw a partisan blade in the civil commotions of
  • Peru; and befriend, heart and soul, what he deemed the cause of the
  • Right.
  • At the time, his disappearance excited the utmost astonishment among
  • the officers, who had little suspected him of any such conduct of
  • deserting.
  • "What? Jack, my great man of the main-top, gone!" cried the captain;
  • "I'll not believe it."
  • "Jack Chase cut and run!" cried a sentimental middy. "It must have been
  • all for love, then; the signoritas have turned his head."
  • "Jack Chase not to be found?" cried a growling old sheet-anchor-man,
  • one of your malicious prophets of past events: "I though so; I know'd
  • it; I could have sworn it--just the chap to make sail on the sly. I
  • always s'pected him."
  • Months passed away, and nothing was heard of Jack; till at last, the
  • frigate came to anchor on the coast, alongside of a Peruvian sloop of
  • war.
  • Bravely clad in the Peruvian uniform, and with a fine, mixed martial
  • and naval step, a tall, striking figure of a long-bearded officer was
  • descried, promenading the Quarter-deck of the stranger; and
  • superintending the salutes, which are exchanged between national
  • vessels on these occasions.
  • This fine officer touched his laced hat most courteously to our
  • Captain, who, after returning the compliment, stared at him, rather
  • impolitely, through his spy-glass.
  • "By Heaven!" he cried at last--"it is he--he can't disguise his
  • walk--that's the beard; I'd know him in Cochin China.--Man the first
  • cutter there! Lieutenant Blink, go on board that sloop of war, and
  • fetch me yon officer."
  • All hands were aghast--What? when a piping-hot peace was between the
  • United States and Peru, to send an armed body on board a Peruvian sloop
  • of war, and seize one of its officers, in broad daylight?--Monstrous
  • infraction of the Law of Nations! What would Vattel say?
  • But Captain Claret must be obeyed. So off went the cutter, every man
  • armed to the teeth, the lieutenant-commanding having secret
  • instructions, and the midshipmen attending looking ominously wise,
  • though, in truth, they could not tell what was coming.
  • Gaining the sloop of war, the lieutenant was received with the
  • customary honours; but by this time the tall, bearded officer had
  • disappeared from the Quarter-deck. The Lieutenant now inquired for the
  • Peruvian Captain; and being shown into the cabin, made known to him,
  • that on board his vessel was a person belonging to the United States
  • Ship Neversink; and his orders were, to have that person delivered up
  • instanter.
  • The foreign captain curled his mustache in astonishment and
  • indignation; he hinted something about beating to quarters, and
  • chastising this piece of Yankee insolence.
  • But resting one gloved hand upon the table, and playing with his
  • sword-knot, the Lieutenant, with a bland firmness, repeated his demand.
  • At last, the whole case being so plainly made out, and the person in
  • question being so accurately described, even to a mole on his cheek,
  • there remained nothing but immediate compliance.
  • So the fine-looking, bearded officer, who had so courteously doffed his
  • chapeau to our Captain, but disappeared upon the arrival of the
  • Lieutenant, was summoned into the cabin, before his superior, who
  • addressed him thus:--
  • "Don John, this gentleman declares, that of right you belong to the
  • frigate Neversink. Is it so?"
  • "It is even so, Don Sereno," said Jack Chase, proudly folding his
  • gold-laced coat-sleeves across his chest--"and as there is no resisting
  • the frigate, I comply.--Lieutenant Blink, I am ready. Adieu! Don
  • Sereno, and Madre de Dios protect you? You have been a most gentlemanly
  • friend and captain to me. I hope you will yet thrash your beggarly
  • foes."
  • With that he turned; and entering the cutter, was pulled back to the
  • frigate, and stepped up to Captain Claret, where that gentleman stood
  • on the quarter-deck.
  • "Your servant, my fine Don," said the Captain, ironically lifting his
  • chapeau, but regarding Jack at the same time with a look of intense
  • displeasure.
  • "Your most devoted and penitent Captain of the Main-top, sir; and one
  • who, in his very humility of contrition is yet proud to call Captain
  • Claret his commander," said Jack, making a glorious bow, and then
  • tragically flinging overboard his Peruvian sword.
  • "Reinstate him at once," shouted Captain Claret--"and now, sir, to your
  • duty; and discharge that well to the end of the cruise, and you will
  • hear no more of your having run away."
  • So Jack went forward among crowds of admiring tars, who swore by his
  • nut-brown beard, which had amazingly lengthened and spread during his
  • absence. They divided his laced hat and coat among them; and on their
  • shoulders, carried him in triumph along the gun-deck.
  • CHAPTER VI.
  • THE QUARTER-DECK OFFICERS, WARRANT OFFICERS, AND BERTH-DECK UNDERLINGS
  • OF A MAN-OF-WAR; WHERE THEY LIVE IN THE SHIP; HOW THEY LIVE; THEIR
  • SOCIAL STANDING ON SHIP-BOARD; AND WHAT SORT OF GENTLEMEN THEY ARE.
  • Some account has been given of the various divisions into which our
  • crew was divided; so it may be well to say something of the officers;
  • who they are, and what are their functions.
  • Our ship, be it know, was the flag-ship; that is, we sported a
  • _broad-pennant_, or _bougee_, at the main, in token that we carried a
  • Commodore--the highest rank of officers recognised in the American
  • navy. The bougee is not to be confounded with the _long pennant_ or
  • _coach-whip_, a tapering serpentine streamer worn by all men-of-war.
  • Owing to certain vague, republican scruples, about creating great
  • officers of the navy, America has thus far had no admirals; though, as
  • her ships of war increase, they may become indispensable. This will
  • assuredly be the case, should she ever have occasion to employ large
  • fleets; when she must adopt something like the English plan, and
  • introduce three or four grades of flag-officers, above a
  • Commodore--Admirals, Vice-Admirals, and Rear-Admirals of Squadrons;
  • distinguished by the color of their flags,--red, white, and blue,
  • corresponding to the centre, van, and rear. These rank respectively
  • with Generals, Lieutenant-Generals, and Major-Generals in the army;
  • just as Commodore takes rank with a Brigadier-General. So that the same
  • prejudice which prevents the American Government from creating Admirals
  • should have precluded the creation of all army officers above a
  • Brigadier.
  • An American Commodore, like an English Commodore, or the French _Chef
  • d'Escadre_, is but a senior Captain, temporarily commanding a small
  • number of ships, detached for any special purpose. He has no permanent
  • rank, recognised by Government, above his captaincy; though once
  • employed as a Commodore, usage and courtesy unite in continuing the
  • title.
  • Our Commodore was a gallant old man, who had seen service in his time.
  • When a lieutenant, he served in the late war with England; and in the
  • gun-boat actions on the Lakes near New Orleans, just previous to the
  • grand land engagements, received a musket-ball in his shoulder; which,
  • with the two balls in his eyes, he carries about with him to this day.
  • Often, when I looked at the venerable old warrior, doubled up from the
  • effect of his wound, I thought what a curious, as well as painful
  • sensation, it must be, to have one's shoulder a lead-mine; though,
  • sooth to say, so many of us civilised mortals convert our mouths into
  • Golcondas.
  • On account of this wound in his shoulder, our Commodore had a
  • body-servant's pay allowed him, in addition to his regular salary. I
  • cannot say a great deal, personally, of the Commodore; he never sought
  • my company at all, never extended any gentlemanly courtesies.
  • But though I cannot say much of him personally, I can mention something
  • of him in his general character, as a flag-officer. In the first place,
  • then, I have serious doubts, whether for the most part, he was not
  • dumb; for in my hearing, he seldom or never uttered a word. And not
  • only did he seem dumb himself, but his presence possessed the strange
  • power of making other people dumb for the time. His appearance on the
  • Quarter-deck seemed to give every officer the lock-jaw.
  • Another phenomenon about him was the strange manner in which everyone
  • shunned him. At the first sign of those epaulets of his on the weather
  • side of the poop, the officers there congregated invariably shrunk over
  • to leeward, and left him alone. Perhaps he had an evil eye; may be he
  • was the Wandering Jew afloat. The real reason probably was, that like
  • all high functionaries, he deemed it indispensable religiously to
  • sustain his dignity; one of the most troublesome things in the world,
  • and one calling for the greatest self-denial. And the constant watch,
  • and many-sided guardedness, which this sustaining of a Commodore's
  • dignity requires, plainly enough shows that, apart from the common
  • dignity of manhood, Commodores, in general possess no real dignity at
  • all. True, it is expedient for crowned heads, generalissimos,
  • Lord-high-admirals, and Commodores, to carry themselves straight, and
  • beware of the spinal complaint; but it is not the less veritable, that
  • it is a piece of assumption, exceedingly uncomfortable to themselves,
  • and ridiculous to an enlightened generation.
  • Now, how many rare good fellows there were among us main-top-men, who,
  • invited into his cabin over a social bottle or two, would have rejoiced
  • our old Commodore's heart, and caused that ancient wound of his to heal
  • up at once.
  • Come, come, Commodore don't look so sour, old boy; step up aloft here
  • into the _top_, and we'll spin you a sociable yarn.
  • Truly, I thought myself much happier in that white jacket of mine, than
  • our old Commodore in his dignified epaulets.
  • One thing, perhaps, that more than anything else helped to make our
  • Commodore so melancholy and forlorn, was the fact of his having so
  • little to do. For as the frigate had a captain; of course, so far as
  • _she_ was concerned, our Commodore was a supernumerary. What abundance
  • of leisure he must have had, during a three years' cruise; how
  • indefinitely he might have been improving his mind!
  • But as everyone knows that idleness is the hardest work in the world,
  • so our Commodore was specially provided with a gentleman to assist him.
  • This gentleman was called the _Commodore's secretary_. He was a
  • remarkably urbane and polished man; with a very graceful exterior, and
  • looked much like an Ambassador Extraordinary from Versailles. He messed
  • with the Lieutenants in the Ward-room, where he had a state-room,
  • elegantly furnished as the private cabinet of Pelham. His cot-boy used
  • to entertain the sailors with all manner of stories about the
  • silver-keyed flutes and flageolets, fine oil paintings, morocco bound
  • volumes, Chinese chess-men, gold shirt-buttons, enamelled pencil cases,
  • extraordinary fine French boots with soles no thicker than a sheet of
  • scented note-paper, embroidered vests, incense-burning sealing-wax,
  • alabaster statuettes of Venus and Adonis, tortoise-shell snuff-boxes,
  • inlaid toilet-cases, ivory-handled hair-brushes and mother-of-pearl
  • combs, and a hundred other luxurious appendages scattered about this
  • magnificent secretary's state-room.
  • I was a long time in finding out what this secretary's duties
  • comprised. But it seemed, he wrote the Commodore's dispatches for
  • Washington, and also was his general amanuensis. Nor was this a very
  • light duty, at times; for some commodores, though they do not _say_ a
  • great deal on board ship, yet they have a vast deal to write. Very
  • often, the regimental orderly, stationed at our Commodore's cabin-door,
  • would touch his hat to the First Lieutenant, and with a mysterious air
  • hand him a note. I always thought these notes must contain most
  • important matters of state; until one day, seeing a slip of wet, torn
  • paper in a scupper-hole, I read the following:
  • "Sir, you will give the people pickles to-day with their fresh meat.
  • "To Lieutenant Bridewell.
  • "By command of the Commodore;
  • "Adolphus Dashman, Priv. Sec."
  • This was a new revelation; for, from his almost immutable reserve, I
  • had supposed that the Commodore never meddled immediately with the
  • concerns of the ship, but left all that to the captain. But the longer
  • we live, the more we learn of commodores.
  • Turn we now to the second officer in rank, almost supreme, however, in
  • the internal affairs of his ship. Captain Claret was a large, portly
  • man, a Harry the Eighth afloat, bluff and hearty; and as kingly in his
  • cabin as Harry on his throne. For a ship is a bit of terra firma cut
  • off from the main; it is a state in itself; and the captain is its king.
  • It is no limited monarchy, where the sturdy Commons have a right to
  • petition, and snarl if they please; but almost a despotism like the
  • Grand Turk's. The captain's word is law; he never speaks but in the
  • imperative mood. When he stands on his Quarter-deck at sea, he
  • absolutely commands as far as eye can reach. Only the moon and stars
  • are beyond his jurisdiction. He is lord and master of the sun.
  • It is not twelve o'clock till he says so. For when the sailing-master,
  • whose duty it is to take the regular observation at noon, touches his
  • hat, and reports twelve o'clock to the officer of the deck; that
  • functionary orders a midshipman to repair to the captain's cabin, and
  • humbly inform him of the respectful suggestion of the sailing-master.
  • "Twelve o'clock reported, sir," says the middy.
  • "_Make_ it so," replies the captain.
  • And the bell is struck eight by the messenger-boy, and twelve o'clock
  • it is.
  • As in the case of the Commodore, when the captain visits the deck, his
  • subordinate officers generally beat a retreat to the other side and, as
  • a general rule, would no more think of addressing him, except
  • concerning the ship, than a lackey would think of hailing the Czar of
  • Russia on his throne, and inviting him to tea. Perhaps no mortal man
  • has more reason to feel such an intense sense of his own personal
  • consequence, as the captain of a man-of-war at sea.
  • Next in rank comes the First or Senior Lieutenant, the chief executive
  • officer. I have no reason to love the particular gentleman who filled
  • that post aboard our frigate, for it was he who refused my petition for
  • as much black paint as would render water-proof that white-jacket of
  • mine. All my soakings and drenchings lie at his state-room door. I
  • hardly think I shall ever forgive him; every twinge of the rheumatism,
  • which I still occasionally feel, is directly referable to him. The
  • Immortals have a reputation for clemency; and _they_ may pardon him;
  • but he must not dun me to be merciful. But my personal feelings toward
  • the man shall not prevent me from here doing him justice. In most
  • things he was an excellent seaman; prompt, loud, and to the point; and
  • as such was well fitted for his station. The First Lieutenancy of a
  • frigate demands a good disciplinarian, and, every way, an energetic
  • man. By the captain he is held responsible for everything; by that
  • magnate, indeed, he is supposed to be omnipresent; down in the hold,
  • and up aloft, at one and the same time.
  • He presides at the head of the Ward-room officers' table, who are so
  • called from their messing together in a part of the ship thus
  • designated. In a frigate it comprises the after part of the berth-deck.
  • Sometimes it goes by the name of the Gun-room, but oftener is called
  • the Ward-room. Within, this Ward-room much resembles a long, wide
  • corridor in a large hotel; numerous doors opening on both hands to the
  • private apartments of the officers. I never had a good interior look at
  • it but once; and then the Chaplain was seated at the table in the
  • centre, playing chess with the Lieutenant of Marines. It was mid-day,
  • but the place was lighted by lamps.
  • Besides the First Lieutenant, the Ward-room officers include the junior
  • lieutenants, in a frigate six or seven in number, the Sailing-master,
  • Purser, Chaplain, Surgeon, Marine officers, and Midshipmen's
  • Schoolmaster, or "the Professor." They generally form a very agreeable
  • club of good fellows; from their diversity of character, admirably
  • calculated to form an agreeable social whole. The Lieutenants discuss
  • sea-fights, and tell anecdotes of Lord Nelson and Lady Hamilton; the
  • Marine officers talk of storming fortresses, and the siege of
  • Gibraltar; the Purser steadies this wild conversation by occasional
  • allusions to the rule of three; the Professor is always charged with a
  • scholarly reflection, or an apt line from the classics, generally Ovid;
  • the Surgeon's stories of the amputation-table judiciously serve to
  • suggest the mortality of the whole party as men; while the good
  • chaplain stands ready at all times to give them pious counsel and
  • consolation.
  • Of course these gentlemen all associate on a footing of perfect social
  • equality.
  • Next in order come the Warrant or Forward officers, consisting of the
  • Boatswain, Gunner, Carpenter, and Sailmaker. Though these worthies
  • sport long coats and wear the anchor-button; yet, in the estimation of
  • the Ward-room officers, they are not, technically speaking, rated
  • gentlemen. The First Lieutenant, Chaplain, or Surgeon, for example,
  • would never dream of inviting them to dinner, In sea parlance, "they
  • come in at the hawse holes;" they have hard hands; and the carpenter
  • and sail-maker practically understand the duties which they are called
  • upon to superintend. They mess by themselves. Invariably four in
  • number, they never have need to play whist with a dummy.
  • In this part of the category now come the "reefers," otherwise
  • "middies" or midshipmen. These boys are sent to sea, for the purpose of
  • making commodores; and in order to become commodores, many of them deem
  • it indispensable forthwith to commence chewing tobacco, drinking brandy
  • and water, and swearing at the sailors. As they are only placed on
  • board a sea-going ship to go to school and learn the duty of a
  • Lieutenant; and until qualified to act as such, have few or no special
  • functions to attend to; they are little more, while midshipmen, than
  • supernumeraries on board. Hence, in a crowded frigate, they are so
  • everlastingly crossing the path of both men and officers, that in the
  • navy it has become a proverb, that a useless fellow is "_as much in the
  • way as a reefer_."
  • In a gale of wind, when all hands are called and the deck swarms with
  • men, the little "middies" running about distracted and having nothing
  • particular to do, make it up in vociferous swearing; exploding all
  • about under foot like torpedoes. Some of them are terrible little boys,
  • cocking their cups at alarming angles, and looking fierce as young
  • roosters. They are generally great consumers of Macassar oil and the
  • Balm of Columbia; they thirst and rage after whiskers; and sometimes,
  • applying their ointments, lay themselves out in the sun, to promote the
  • fertility of their chins.
  • As the only way to learn to command, is to learn to obey, the usage of
  • a ship of war is such that the midshipmen are constantly being ordered
  • about by the Lieutenants; though, without having assigned them their
  • particular destinations, they are always going somewhere, and never
  • arriving. In some things, they almost have a harder time of it than the
  • seamen themselves. They are messengers and errand-boys to their
  • superiors.
  • "Mr. Pert," cries an officer of the deck, hailing a young gentleman
  • forward. Mr. Pert advances, touches his hat, and remains in an attitude
  • of deferential suspense. "Go and tell the boatswain I want him." And
  • with this perilous errand, the middy hurries away, looking proud as a
  • king.
  • The middies live by themselves in the steerage, where, nowadays, they
  • dine off a table, spread with a cloth. They have a castor at dinner;
  • they have some other little boys (selected from the ship's company) to
  • wait upon them; they sometimes drink coffee out of china. But for all
  • these, their modern refinements, in some instances the affairs of their
  • club go sadly to rack and ruin. The china is broken; the japanned
  • coffee-pot dented like a pewter mug in an ale-house; the pronged forks
  • resemble tooth-picks (for which they are sometimes used); the
  • table-knives are hacked into hand-saws; and the cloth goes to the
  • sail-maker to be patched. Indeed, they are something like collegiate
  • freshmen and sophomores, living in the college buildings, especially so
  • far as the noise they make in their quarters is concerned. The steerage
  • buzzes, hums, and swarms like a hive; or like an infant-school of a hot
  • day, when the school-mistress falls asleep with a fly on her nose.
  • In frigates, the ward-room--the retreat of the Lieutenants--immediately
  • adjoining the steerage, is on the same deck with it. Frequently, when
  • the middies, waking early of a morning, as most youngsters do, would be
  • kicking up their heels in their hammocks, or running about with
  • double-reefed night-gowns, playing tag among the "clews;" the Senior
  • lieutenant would burst among them with a--"Young gentlemen, I am
  • astonished. You must stop this sky-larking. Mr. Pert, what are you
  • doing at the table there, without your pantaloons? To your hammock,
  • sir. Let me see no more of this. If you disturb the ward-room again,
  • young gentleman, you shall hear of it." And so saying, this
  • hoary-headed Senior Lieutenant would retire to his cot in his
  • state-room, like the father of a numerous family after getting up in
  • his dressing-gown and slippers, to quiet a daybreak tumult in his
  • populous nursery.
  • Having now descended from Commodore to Middy, we come lastly to a set
  • of nondescripts, forming also a "mess" by themselves, apart from the
  • seamen. Into this mess, the usage of a man-of-war thrusts various
  • subordinates--including the master-at-arms, purser's steward, ship's
  • corporals, marine sergeants, and ship's yeomen, forming the first
  • aristocracy above the sailors.
  • The master-at-arms is a sort of high constable and school-master,
  • wearing citizen's clothes, and known by his official rattan. He it is
  • whom all sailors hate. His is the universal duty of a universal
  • informer and hunter-up of delinquents. On the berth-deck he reigns
  • supreme; spying out all grease-spots made by the various cooks of the
  • seamen's messes, and driving the laggards up the hatches, when all
  • hands are called. It is indispensable that he should be a very Vidocq
  • in vigilance. But as it is a heartless, so is it a thankless office. Of
  • dark nights, most masters-of-arms keep themselves in readiness to dodge
  • forty-two pound balls, dropped down the hatchways near them.
  • The ship's corporals are this worthy's deputies and ushers.
  • The marine sergeants are generally tall fellows with unyielding spines
  • and stiff upper lips, and very exclusive in their tastes and
  • predilections.
  • The ship's yeoman is a gentleman who has a sort of counting-room in a
  • tar-cellar down in the fore-hold. More will be said of him anon.
  • Except the officers above enumerated, there are none who mess apart
  • from the seamen. The "_petty officers_," so called; that is, the
  • Boatswain's, Gunner's, Carpenter's, and Sail-maker's mates, the
  • Captains of the Tops, of the Forecastle, and of the After-Guard, and of
  • the Fore and Main holds, and the Quarter-Masters, all mess in common
  • with the crew, and in the American navy are only distinguished from the
  • common seamen by their slightly additional pay. But in the English navy
  • they wear crowns and anchors worked on the sleeves of their jackets, by
  • way of badges of office. In the French navy they are known by strips of
  • worsted worn in the same place, like those designating the Sergeants
  • and Corporals in the army.
  • Thus it will be seen, that the dinner-table is the criterion of rank in
  • our man-of-war world. The Commodore dines alone, because he is the only
  • man of his rank in the ship. So too with the Captain; and the Ward-room
  • officers, warrant officers, midshipmen, the master-at-arms' mess, and
  • the common seamen;--all of them, respectively, dine together, because
  • they are, respectively, on a footing of equality.
  • CHAPTER VII.
  • BREAKFAST, DINNER, AND SUPPER.
  • Not only is the dinner-table a criterion of rank on board a man-of-war,
  • but also the dinner hour. He who dines latest is the greatest man; and
  • he who dines earliest is accounted the least. In a flag-ship, the
  • Commodore generally dines about four or five o'clock; the Captain about
  • three; the Lieutenants about two; while _the people_ (by which phrase
  • the common seamen are specially designated in the nomenclature of the
  • quarter-deck) sit down to their salt beef exactly at noon.
  • Thus it will be seen, that while the two estates of sea-kings and
  • sea-lords dine at rather patrician hours--and thereby, in the long run,
  • impair their digestive functions--the sea-commoners, or _the people_,
  • keep up their constitutions, by keeping up the good old-fashioned,
  • Elizabethan, Franklin-warranted dinner hour of twelve.
  • Twelve o'clock! It is the natural centre, key-stone, and very heart of
  • the day. At that hour, the sun has arrived at the top of his hill; and
  • as he seems to hang poised there a while, before coming down on the
  • other side, it is but reasonable to suppose that he is then stopping to
  • dine; setting an eminent example to all mankind. The rest of the day is
  • called _afternoon_; the very sound of which fine old Saxon word conveys
  • a feeling of the lee bulwarks and a nap; a summer sea--soft breezes
  • creeping over it; dreamy dolphins gliding in the distance. _Afternoon!_
  • the word implies, that it is an after-piece, coming after the grand
  • drama of the day; something to be taken leisurely and lazily. But how
  • can this be, if you dine at five? For, after all, though Paradise Lost
  • be a noble poem, and we men-of-war's men, no doubt, largely partake in
  • the immortality of the immortals yet, let us candidly confess it,
  • shipmates, that, upon the whole, our dinners are the most momentous
  • attains of these lives we lead beneath the moon. What were a day
  • without a dinner? a dinnerless day! such a day had better be a night.
  • Again: twelve o'clock is the natural hour for us men-of-war's men to
  • dine, because at that hour the very time-pieces we have invented arrive
  • at their terminus; they can get no further than twelve; when
  • straightway they continue their old rounds again. Doubtless, Adam and
  • Eve dined at twelve; and the Patriarch Abraham in the midst of his
  • cattle; and old Job with his noon mowers and reapers, in that grand
  • plantation of Uz; and old Noah himself, in the Ark, must have gone to
  • dinner at precisely _eight bells_ (noon), with all his floating
  • families and farm-yards.
  • But though this antediluvian dinner hour is rejected by modern
  • Commodores and Captains, it still lingers among "_the people_" under
  • their command. Many sensible things banished from high life find an
  • asylum among the mob.
  • Some Commodores are very particular in seeing to it, that no man on
  • board the ship dare to dine after his (the Commodore's,) own dessert is
  • cleared away.--Not even the Captain. It is said, on good authority,
  • that a Captain once ventured to dine at five, when the Commodore's hour
  • was four. Next day, as the story goes, that Captain received a private
  • note, and in consequence of that note, dined for the future at
  • half-past three.
  • Though in respect of the dinner hour on board a man-of-war, _the
  • people_ have no reason to complain; yet they have just cause, almost
  • for mutiny, in the outrageous hours assigned for their breakfast and
  • supper.
  • Eight o'clock for breakfast; twelve for dinner; four for supper; and no
  • meals but these; no lunches and no cold snacks. Owing to this
  • arrangement (and partly to one watch going to their meals before the
  • other, at sea), all the meals of the twenty-four hours are crowded into
  • a space of less than eight! Sixteen mortal hours elapse between supper
  • and breakfast; including, to one watch, eight hours on deck! This is
  • barbarous; any physician will tell you so. Think of it! Before the
  • Commodore has dined, you have supped. And in high latitudes, in
  • summer-time, you have taken your last meal for the day, and five hours,
  • or more, daylight to spare!
  • Mr. Secretary of the Navy, in the name of _the people_, you should
  • interpose in this matter. Many a time have I, a maintop-man, found
  • myself actually faint of a tempestuous morning watch, when all my
  • energies were demanded--owing to this miserable, unphilosophical mode
  • of allotting the government meals at sea. We beg you, Mr. Secretary,
  • not to be swayed in this matter by the Honourable Board of Commodores,
  • who will no doubt tell you that eight, twelve, and four are the proper
  • hours for _the people_ to take their Meals; inasmuch, as at these hours
  • the watches are relieved. For, though this arrangement makes a neater
  • and cleaner thing of it for the officers, and looks very nice and
  • superfine on paper; yet it is plainly detrimental to health; and in
  • time of war is attended with still more serious consequences to the
  • whole nation at large. If the necessary researches were made, it would
  • perhaps be found that in those instances where men-of-war adopting the
  • above-mentioned hours for meals have encountered an enemy at night,
  • they have pretty generally been beaten; that is, in those cases where
  • the enemies' meal times were reasonable; which is only to be accounted
  • for by the fact that _the people_ of the beaten vessels were fighting
  • on an empty stomach instead of a full one.
  • CHAPTER VIII.
  • SELVAGEE CONTRASTED WITH MAD-JACK.
  • Having glanced at the grand divisions of a man-of-war, let us now
  • descend to specialities: and, particularly, to two of the junior
  • lieutenants; lords and noblemen; members of that House of Peers, the
  • gun-room. There were several young lieutenants on board; but from these
  • two--representing the extremes of character to be found in their
  • department--the nature of the other officers of their grade in the
  • Neversink must be derived.
  • One of these two quarter-deck lords went among the sailors by a name of
  • their own devising--Selvagee. Of course, it was intended to be
  • characteristic; and even so it was.
  • In frigates, and all large ships of war, when getting under weigh, a
  • large rope, called a _messenger_ used to carry the strain of the cable
  • to the capstan; so that the anchor may be weighed, without the muddy,
  • ponderous cable, itself going round the capstan. As the cable enters
  • the hawse-hole, therefore, something must be constantly used, to keep
  • this travelling chain attached to this travelling _messenger_;
  • something that may be rapidly wound round both, so as to bind them
  • together. The article used is called a _selvagee_. And what could be
  • better adapted to the purpose? It is a slender, tapering, unstranded
  • piece of rope prepared with much solicitude; peculiarly flexible; and
  • wreathes and serpentines round the cable and messenger like an
  • elegantly-modeled garter-snake round the twisted stalks of a vine.
  • Indeed, _Selvagee_ is the exact type and symbol of a tall, genteel,
  • limber, spiralising exquisite. So much for the derivation of the name
  • which the sailors applied to the Lieutenant.
  • From what sea-alcove, from what mermaid's milliner's shop, hast thou
  • emerged, Selvagee! with that dainty waist and languid cheek? What
  • heartless step-dame drove thee forth, to waste thy fragrance on the
  • salt sea-air?
  • Was it _you_, Selvagee! that, outward-bound, off Cape Horn, looked at
  • Hermit Island through an opera-glass? Was it _you_, who thought of
  • proposing to the Captain that, when the sails were furled in a gale, a
  • few drops of lavender should be dropped in their "bunts," so that when
  • the canvas was set again, your nostrils might not be offended by its
  • musty smell? I do not _say_ it was you, Selvagee; I but deferentially
  • inquire.
  • In plain prose, Selvagee was one of those officers whom the sight of a
  • trim-fitting naval coat had captivated in the days of his youth. He
  • fancied, that if a _sea-officer_ dressed well, and conversed genteelly,
  • he would abundantly uphold the honour of his flag, and immortalise the
  • tailor that made him. On that rock many young gentlemen split. For upon
  • a frigate's quarter-deck, it is not enough to sport a coat fashioned by
  • a Stultz; it is not enough to be well braced with straps and
  • suspenders; it is not enough to have sweet reminiscences of Lauras and
  • Matildas. It is a right down life of hard wear and tear, and the man
  • who is not, in a good degree, fitted to become a common sailor will
  • never make an officer. Take that to heart, all ye naval aspirants.
  • Thrust your arms up to the elbow in pitch and see how you like it, ere
  • you solicit a warrant. Prepare for white squalls, living gales and
  • typhoons; read accounts of shipwrecks and horrible disasters; peruse
  • the Narratives of Byron and Bligh; familiarise yourselves with the
  • story of the English frigate Alceste and the French frigate Medusa.
  • Though you may go ashore, now and then, at Cadiz and Palermo; for every
  • day so spent among oranges and ladies, you will have whole months of
  • rains and gales.
  • And even thus did Selvagee prove it. But with all the intrepid
  • effeminacy of your true dandy, he still continued his Cologne-water
  • baths, and sported his lace-bordered handkerchiefs in the very teeth of
  • a tempest. Alas, Selvagee! there was no getting the lavender out of you.
  • But Selvagee was no fool. Theoretically he understood his profession;
  • but the mere theory of seamanship forms but the thousandth part of what
  • makes a seaman. You cannot save a ship by working out a problem in the
  • cabin; the deck is the field of action.
  • Well aware of his deficiency in some things, Selvagee never took the
  • trumpet--which is the badge of the deck officer for the time--without a
  • tremulous movement of the lip, and an earnest inquiring eye to the
  • windward. He encouraged those old Tritons, the Quarter-masters, to
  • discourse with him concerning the likelihood of a squall; and often
  • followed their advice as to taking in, or making sail. The smallest
  • favours in that way were thankfully received. Sometimes, when all the
  • North looked unusually lowering, by many conversational blandishments,
  • he would endeavour to prolong his predecessor's stay on deck, after
  • that officer's watch had expired. But in fine, steady weather, when the
  • Captain would emerge from his cabin, Selvagee might be seen, pacing the
  • poop with long, bold, indefatigable strides, and casting his eye up
  • aloft with the most ostentatious fidelity.
  • But vain these pretences; he could not deceive. Selvagee! you know very
  • well, that if it comes on to blow pretty hard, the First Lieutenant
  • will be sure to interfere with his paternal authority. Every man and
  • every boy in the frigate knows, Selvagee, that you are no Neptune.
  • How unenviable his situation! His brother officers do not insult him,
  • to be sure; but sometimes their looks are as daggers. The sailors do
  • not laugh at him outright; but of dark nights they jeer, when they
  • hearken to that mantuamaker's voice ordering _a strong pull at the main
  • brace_, or _hands by the halyards!_ Sometimes, by way of being
  • terrific, and making the men jump, Selvagee raps out an oath; but the
  • soft bomb stuffed with confectioner's kisses seems to burst like a
  • crushed rose-bud diffusing its odours. Selvagee! Selvagee! take a
  • main-top-man's advice; and this cruise over, never more tempt the sea.
  • With this gentleman of cravats and curling irons, how strongly
  • contrasts the man who was born in a gale! For in some time of
  • tempest--off Cape Horn or Hatteras--_Mad Jack_ must have entered the
  • world--such things have been--not with a silver spoon, but with a
  • speaking-trumpet in his mouth; wrapped up in a caul, as in a
  • main-sail--for a charmed life against shipwrecks he bears--and crying,
  • _Luff! luff, you may!--steady!--port! World ho!--here I am!_
  • Mad Jack is in his saddle on the sea. _That_ is his home; he would not
  • care much, if another Flood came and overflowed the dry land; for what
  • would it do but float his good ship higher and higher and carry his
  • proud nation's flag round the globe, over the very capitals of all
  • hostile states! Then would masts surmount spires; and all mankind, like
  • the Chinese boatmen in Canton River, live in flotillas and fleets, and
  • find their food in the sea.
  • Mad Jack was expressly created and labelled for a tar. Five feet nine
  • is his mark, in his socks; and not weighing over eleven stone before
  • dinner. Like so many ship's shrouds, his muscles and tendons are all
  • set true, trim, and taut; he is braced up fore and aft, like a ship on
  • the wind. His broad chest is a bulkhead, that dams off the gale; and
  • his nose is an aquiline, that divides it in two, like a keel. His loud,
  • lusty lungs are two belfries, full of all manner of chimes; but you
  • only hear his deepest bray, in the height of some tempest--like the
  • great bell of St. Paul's, which only sounds when the King or the Devil
  • is dead.
  • Look at him there, where he stands on the poop--one foot on the rail,
  • and one hand on a shroud--his head thrown back, and his trumpet like an
  • elephant's trunk thrown up in the air. Is he going to shoot dead with
  • sounds, those fellows on the main-topsail-yard?
  • Mad Jack was a bit of a tyrant--they _say_ all good officers are--but
  • the sailors loved him all round; and would much rather stand fifty
  • watches with him, than one with a rose-water sailor.
  • But Mad Jack, alas! has one fearful failing. He drinks. And so do we
  • all. But Mad Jack, _He_ only drinks brandy. The vice was inveterate;
  • surely, like Ferdinand, Count Fathom, he must have been suckled at a
  • puncheon. Very often, this bad habit got him into very serious scrapes.
  • Twice was he put off duty by the Commodore; and once he came near being
  • broken for his frolics. So far as his efficiency as a sea-officer was
  • concerned, on shore at least, Jack might _bouse away_ as much as he
  • pleased; but afloat it will not do at all.
  • Now, if he only followed the wise example set by those ships of the
  • desert, the camels; and while in port, drank for the thirst past, the
  • thirst present, and the thirst to come--so that he might cross the
  • ocean sober; Mad Jack would get along pretty well. Still better, if he
  • would but eschew brandy altogether; and only drink of the limpid
  • white-wine of the rills and the brooks.
  • CHAPTER IX.
  • OF THE POCKETS THAT WERE IN THE JACKET.
  • I MUST make some further mention of that white jacket of mine.
  • And here be it known--by way of introduction to what is to follow--that
  • to a common sailor, the living on board a man-of-war is like living in
  • a market; where you dress on the door-steps, and sleep in the cellar.
  • No privacy can you have; hardly one moment's seclusion. It is almost a
  • physical impossibility, that you can ever be alone. You dine at a vast
  • _table d'hote_; sleep in commons, and make your toilet where and when
  • you can. There is no calling for a mutton chop and a pint of claret by
  • yourself; no selecting of chambers for the night; no hanging of
  • pantaloons over the back of a chair; no ringing your bell of a rainy
  • morning, to take your coffee in bed. It is something like life in a
  • large manufactory. The bell strikes to dinner, and hungry or not, you
  • must dine.
  • Your clothes are stowed in a large canvas bag, generally painted black,
  • which you can get out of the "rack" only once in the twenty-four hours;
  • and then, during a time of the utmost confusion; among five hundred
  • other bags, with five hundred other sailors diving into each, in the
  • midst of the twilight of the berth-deck. In some measure to obviate
  • this inconvenience, many sailors divide their wardrobes between their
  • hammocks and their bags; stowing a few frocks and trowsers in the
  • former; so that they can shift at night, if they wish, when the
  • hammocks are piped down. But they gain very little by this.
  • You have no place whatever but your bag or hammock, in which to put
  • anything in a man-of-war. If you lay anything down, and turn your back
  • for a moment, ten to one it is gone.
  • Now, in sketching the preliminary plan, and laying out the foundation
  • of that memorable white jacket of mine, I had had an earnest eye to all
  • these inconveniences, and re-solved to avoid them. I proposed, that not
  • only should my jacket keep me warm, but that it should also be so
  • constructed as to contain a shirt or two, a pair of trowsers, and
  • divers knick-knacks--sewing utensils, books, biscuits, and the like.
  • With this object, I had accordingly provided it with a great variety of
  • pockets, pantries, clothes-presses, and cupboards.
  • The principal apartments, two in number, were placed in the skirts,
  • with a wide, hospitable entrance from the inside; two more, of smaller
  • capacity, were planted in each breast, with folding-doors
  • communicating, so that in case of emergency, to accommodate any bulky
  • articles, the two pockets in each breast could be thrown into one.
  • There were, also, several unseen recesses behind the arras; insomuch,
  • that my jacket, like an old castle, was full of winding stairs, and
  • mysterious closets, crypts, and cabinets; and like a confidential
  • writing-desk, abounded in snug little out-of-the-way lairs and
  • hiding-places, for the storage of valuables.
  • Superadded to these, were four capacious pockets on the outside; one
  • pair to slip books into when suddenly startled from my studies to the
  • main-royal-yard; and the other pair, for permanent mittens, to thrust
  • my hands into of a cold night-watch. This last contrivance was regarded
  • as needless by one of my top-mates, who showed me a pattern for
  • sea-mittens, which he said was much better than mine.
  • It must be known, that sailors, even in the bleakest weather, only
  • cover their hands when unemployed; they never wear mittens aloft, since
  • aloft they literally carry their lives in their hands, and want nothing
  • between their grasp of the hemp, and the hemp itself.--Therefore, it is
  • desirable, that whatever things they cover their hands with, should be
  • capable of being slipped on and off in a moment. Nay, it is desirable,
  • that they should be of such a nature, that in a dark night, when you
  • are in a great hurry--say, going to the helm--they may be jumped into,
  • indiscriminately; and not be like a pair of right-and-left kids;
  • neither of which will admit any hand, but the particular one meant for
  • it.
  • My top-mate's contrivance was this--he ought to have got out a patent
  • for it--each of his mittens was provided with two thumbs, one on each
  • side; the convenience of which needs no comment. But though for clumsy
  • seamen, whose fingers are all thumbs, this description of mitten might
  • do very well, White-Jacket did not so much fancy it. For when your hand
  • was once in the bag of the mitten, the empty thumb-hole sometimes
  • dangled at your palm, confounding your ideas of where your real thumb
  • might be; or else, being carefully grasped in the hand, was continually
  • suggesting the insane notion, that you were all the while having hold
  • of some one else's thumb.
  • No; I told my good top-mate to go away with his four thumbs, I would
  • have nothing to do with them; two thumbs were enough for any man.
  • For some time after completing my jacket, and getting the furniture and
  • household stores in it; I thought that nothing could exceed it for
  • convenience. Seldom now did I have occasion to go to my bag, and be
  • jostled by the crowd who were making their wardrobe in a heap. If I
  • wanted anything in the way of clothing, thread, needles, or literature,
  • the chances were that my invaluable jacket contained it. Yes: I fairly
  • hugged myself, and revelled in my jacket; till, alas! a long rain put
  • me out of conceit of it. I, and all my pockets and their contents, were
  • soaked through and through, and my pocket-edition of Shakespeare was
  • reduced to an omelet.
  • However, availing myself of a fine sunny day that followed, I emptied
  • myself out in the main-top, and spread all my goods and chattels to
  • dry. But spite of the bright sun, that day proved a black one. The
  • scoundrels on deck detected me in the act of discharging my saturated
  • cargo; they now knew that the white jacket was used for a storehouse.
  • The consequence was that, my goods being well dried and again stored
  • away in my pockets, the very next night, when it was my quarter-watch
  • on deck, and not in the top (where they were all honest men), I noticed
  • a parcel of fellows skulking about after me, wherever I went. To a man,
  • they were pickpockets, and bent upon pillaging me. In vain I kept
  • clapping my pocket like a nervous old gentlemen in a crowd; that same
  • night I found myself minus several valuable articles. So, in the end, I
  • masoned up my lockers and pantries; and save the two used for mittens,
  • the white jacket ever after was pocketless.
  • CHAPTER X.
  • FROM POCKETS TO PICKPOCKETS.
  • As the latter part of the preceding chapter may seem strange to those
  • landsmen, who have been habituated to indulge in high-raised, romantic
  • notions of the man-of-war's man's character; it may not be amiss, to
  • set down here certain facts on this head, which may serve to place the
  • thing in its true light.
  • From the wild life they lead, and various other causes (needless to
  • mention), sailors, as a class, entertain the most liberal notions
  • concerning morality and the Decalogue; or rather, they take their own
  • views of such matters, caring little for the theological or ethical
  • definitions of others concerning what may be criminal, or wrong.
  • Their ideas are much swayed by circumstances. They will covertly
  • abstract a thing from one, whom they dislike; and insist upon it, that,
  • in such a case, stealing is not robbing. Or, where the theft involves
  • something funny, as in the case of the white jacket, they only steal
  • for the sake of the joke; but this much is to be observed nevertheless,
  • i. e., that they never spoil the joke by returning the stolen article.
  • It is a good joke; for instance, and one often perpetrated on board
  • ship, to stand talking to a man in a dark night watch, and all the
  • while be cutting the buttons from his coat. But once off, those buttons
  • never grow on again. There is no spontaneous vegetation in buttons.
  • Perhaps it is a thing unavoidable, but the truth is that, among the
  • crew of a man-of-war, scores of desperadoes are too often found, who
  • stop not at the largest enormities. A species of highway robbery is not
  • unknown to them. A _gang_ will be informed that such a fellow has three
  • or four gold pieces in the money-bag, so-called, or purse, which many
  • tars wear round their necks, tucked out of sight. Upon this, they
  • deliberately lay their plans; and in due time, proceed to carry them
  • into execution. The man they have marked is perhaps strolling along the
  • benighted berth-deck to his mess-chest; when of a sudden, the foot-pads
  • dash out from their hiding-place, throw him down, and while two or
  • three gag him, and hold him fast, another cuts the bag from his neck,
  • and makes away with it, followed by his comrades. This was more than
  • once done in the Neversink.
  • At other times, hearing that a sailor has something valuable secreted
  • in his hammock, they will rip it open from underneath while he sleeps,
  • and reduce the conjecture to a certainty.
  • To enumerate all the minor pilferings on board a man-of-war would be
  • endless. With some highly commendable exceptions, they rob from one
  • another, and rob back again, till, in the matter of small things, a
  • community of goods seems almost established; and at last, as a whole,
  • they become relatively honest, by nearly every man becoming the
  • reverse. It is in vain that the officers, by threats of condign
  • punishment, endeavour to instil more virtuous principles into their
  • crew; so thick is the mob, that not one thief in a thousand is detected.
  • CHAPTER XI.
  • THE PURSUIT OF POETRY UNDER DIFFICULTIES.
  • The feeling of insecurity concerning one's possessions in the
  • Neversink, which the things just narrated begat in the minds of honest
  • men, was curiously exemplified in the case of my poor friend Lemsford,
  • a gentlemanly young member of the After-Guard. I had very early made
  • the acquaintance of Lemsford. It is curious, how unerringly a man
  • pitches upon a spirit, any way akin to his own, even in the most
  • miscellaneous mob.
  • Lemsford was a poet; so thoroughly inspired with the divine afflatus,
  • that not even all the tar and tumult of a man-of-war could drive it out
  • of him.
  • As may readily be imagined, the business of writing verse is a very
  • different thing on the gun-deck of a frigate, from what the gentle and
  • sequestered Wordsworth found it at placid Rydal Mount in Westmoreland.
  • In a frigate, you cannot sit down and meander off your sonnets, when
  • the full heart prompts; but only, when more important duties permit:
  • such as bracing round the yards, or reefing top-sails fore and aft.
  • Nevertheless, every fragment of time at his command was religiously
  • devoted by Lemsford to the Nine. At the most unseasonable hours, you
  • would behold him, seated apart, in some corner among the guns--a
  • shot-box before him, pen in hand, and eyes "_in a fine frenzy rolling_."
  • "What's that 'ere born nat'ral about?"--"He's got a fit, hain't he?"
  • were exclamations often made by the less learned of his shipmates. Some
  • deemed him a conjurer; others a lunatic; and the knowing ones said,
  • that he must be a crazy Methodist. But well knowing by experience the
  • truth of the saying, that _poetry is its own exceeding great reward_,
  • Lemsford wrote on; dashing off whole epics, sonnets, ballads, and
  • acrostics, with a facility which, under the circumstances, amazed me.
  • Often he read over his effusions to me; and well worth the hearing they
  • were. He had wit, imagination, feeling, and humour in abundance; and
  • out of the very ridicule with which some persons regarded him, he made
  • rare metrical sport, which we two together enjoyed by ourselves; or
  • shared with certain select friends.
  • Still, the taunts and jeers so often levelled at my friend the poet,
  • would now and then rouse him into rage; and at such times the haughty
  • scorn he would hurl on his foes, was proof positive of his possession
  • of that one attribute, irritability, almost universally ascribed to the
  • votaries of Parnassus and the Nine.
  • My noble captain, Jack Chase, rather patronised Lemsford, and he would
  • stoutly take his part against scores of adversaries. Frequently,
  • inviting him up aloft into his top, he would beg him to recite some of
  • his verses; to which he would pay the most heedful attention, like
  • Maecenas listening to Virgil, with a book of Aeneid in his hand. Taking
  • the liberty of a well-wisher, he would sometimes gently criticise the
  • piece, suggesting a few immaterial alterations. And upon my word, noble
  • Jack, with his native-born good sense, taste, and humanity, was not ill
  • qualified to play the true part of a _Quarterly Review_;--which is, to
  • give quarter at last, however severe the critique.
  • Now Lemsford's great care, anxiety, and endless source of tribulation
  • was the preservation of his manuscripts. He had a little box, about the
  • size of a small dressing-case, and secured with a lock, in which he
  • kept his papers and stationery. This box, of course, he could not keep
  • in his bag or hammock, for, in either case, he would only be able to
  • get at it once in the twenty-four hours. It was necessary to have it
  • accessible at all times. So when not using it, he was obliged to hide
  • it out of sight, where he could. And of all places in the world, a ship
  • of war, above her _hold_, least abounds in secret nooks. Almost every
  • inch is occupied; almost every inch is in plain sight; and almost every
  • inch is continually being visited and explored. Added to all this, was
  • the deadly hostility of the whole tribe of
  • ship-underlings--master-at-arms, ship's corporals, and boatswain's
  • mates,--both to the poet and his casket. They hated his box, as if it
  • had been Pandora's, crammed to the very lid with hurricanes and gales.
  • They hunted out his hiding-places like pointers, and gave him no peace
  • night or day.
  • Still, the long twenty-four-pounders on the main-deck offered some
  • promise of a hiding-place to the box; and, accordingly, it was often
  • tucked away behind the carriages, among the side tackles; its black
  • colour blending with the ebon hue of the guns.
  • But Quoin, one of the quarter-gunners, had eyes like a ferret. Quoin
  • was a little old man-of-war's man, hardly five feet high, with a
  • complexion like a gun-shot wound after it is healed. He was
  • indefatigable in attending to his duties; which consisted in taking
  • care of one division of the guns, embracing ten of the aforesaid
  • twenty-four-pounders. Ranged up against the ship's side at regular
  • intervals, they resembled not a little a stud of sable chargers in
  • their stall. Among this iron stud little Quoin was continually running
  • in and out, currying them down, now and then, with an old rag, or
  • keeping the flies off with a brush. To Quoin, the honour and dignity of
  • the United States of America seemed indissolubly linked with the
  • keeping his guns unspotted and glossy. He himself was black as a
  • chimney-sweep with continually tending them, and rubbing them down with
  • black paint. He would sometimes get outside of the port-holes and peer
  • into their muzzles, as a monkey into a bottle. Or, like a dentist, he
  • seemed intent upon examining their teeth. Quite as often, he would be
  • brushing out their touch-holes with a little wisp of oakum, like a
  • Chinese barber in Canton, cleaning a patient's ear.
  • Such was his solicitude, that it was a thousand pities he was not able
  • to dwarf himself still more, so as to creep in at the touch-hole, and
  • examining the whole interior of the tube, emerge at last from the
  • muzzle. Quoin swore by his guns, and slept by their side. Woe betide
  • the man whom he found leaning against them, or in any way soiling them.
  • He seemed seized with the crazy fancy, that his darling
  • twenty-four-pounders were fragile, and might break, like glass retorts.
  • Now, from this Quoin's vigilance, how could my poor friend the poet
  • hope to escape with his box? Twenty times a week it was pounced upon,
  • with a "here's that d----d pillbox again!" and a loud threat, to pitch
  • it overboard the next time, without a moment's warning, or benefit of
  • clergy. Like many poets, Lemsford was nervous, and upon these occasions
  • he trembled like a leaf. Once, with an inconsolable countenance, he
  • came to me, saying that his casket was nowhere to be found; he had
  • sought for it in his hiding-place, and it was not there.
  • I asked him where he had hidden it?
  • "Among the guns," he replied.
  • "Then depend upon it, Lemsford, that Quoin has been the death of it."
  • Straight to Quoin went the poet. But Quoin knew nothing about it. For
  • ten mortal days the poet was not to be comforted; dividing his leisure
  • time between cursing Quoin and lamenting his loss. The world is undone,
  • he must have thought: no such calamity has befallen it since the
  • Deluge;--my verses are perished.
  • But though Quoin, as it afterward turned out, had indeed found the box,
  • it so happened that he had not destroyed it; which no doubt led
  • Lemsford to infer that a superintending Providence had interposed to
  • preserve to posterity his invaluable casket. It was found at last,
  • lying exposed near the galley.
  • Lemsford was not the only literary man on board the Neversink. There
  • were three or four persons who kept journals of the cruise. One of
  • these journalists embellished his work--which was written in a large
  • blank account-book--with various coloured illustrations of the harbours
  • and bays at which the frigate had touched; and also, with small crayon
  • sketches of comical incidents on board the frigate itself. He would
  • frequently read passages of his book to an admiring circle of the more
  • refined sailors, between the guns. They pronounced the whole
  • performance a miracle of art. As the author declared to them that it
  • was all to be printed and published so soon as the vessel reached home,
  • they vied with each other in procuring interesting items, to be
  • incorporated into additional chapters. But it having been rumoured
  • abroad that this journal was to be ominously entitled "_The Cruise of
  • the Neversink, or a Paixhan shot into Naval Abuses;_" and it having
  • also reached the ears of the Ward-room that the work contained
  • reflections somewhat derogatory to the dignity of the officers, the
  • volume was seized by the master-at-arms, armed with a warrant from the
  • Captain. A few days after, a large nail was driven straight through the
  • two covers, and clinched on the other side, and, thus everlastingly
  • sealed, the book was committed to the deep. The ground taken by the
  • authorities on this occasion was, perhaps, that the book was obnoxious
  • to a certain clause in the Articles of War, forbidding any person in
  • the Navy to bring any other person in the Navy into contempt, which the
  • suppressed volume undoubtedly did.
  • CHAPTER XII.
  • THE GOOD OR BAD TEMPER OF MEN-OF-WAR'S MEN, IN A GREAT DEGREE,
  • ATTRIBUTABLE TO THEIR PARTICULAR STATIONS AND DUTIES ABOARD SHIP.
  • Quoin, the quarter-gunner, was the representative of a class on board
  • the Neversink, altogether too remarkable to be left astern, without
  • further notice, in the rapid wake of these chapters.
  • As has been seen, Quoin was full of unaccountable whimsies; he was,
  • withal, a very cross, bitter, ill-natured, inflammable old man. So,
  • too, were all the members of the gunner's gang; including the two
  • gunner's mates, and all the quarter-gunners. Every one of them had the
  • same dark brown complexion; all their faces looked like smoked hams.
  • They were continually grumbling and growling about the batteries;
  • running in and out among the guns; driving the sailors away from them;
  • and cursing and swearing as if all their conscience had been
  • powder-singed, and made callous, by their calling. Indeed they were a
  • most unpleasant set of men; especially Priming, the nasal-voiced
  • gunner's mate, with the hare-lip; and Cylinder, his stuttering
  • coadjutor, with the clubbed foot. But you will always observe, that the
  • gunner's gang of every man-of-war are invariably ill-tempered, ugly
  • featured, and quarrelsome. Once when I visited an English
  • line-of-battle ship, the gunner's gang were fore and aft, polishing up
  • the batteries, which, according to the Admiral's fancy, had been
  • painted white as snow. Fidgeting round the great thirty-two-pounders,
  • and making stinging remarks at the sailors and each other, they
  • reminded one of a swarm of black wasps, buzzing about rows of white
  • headstones in a church-yard.
  • Now, there can be little doubt, that their being so much among the guns
  • is the very thing that makes a gunner's gang so cross and quarrelsome.
  • Indeed, this was once proved to the satisfaction of our whole company
  • of main-top-men. A fine top-mate of ours, a most merry and
  • companionable fellow, chanced to be promoted to a quarter-gunner's
  • berth. A few days afterward, some of us main-top-men, his old comrades,
  • went to pay him a visit, while he was going his regular rounds through
  • the division of guns allotted to his care. But instead of greeting us
  • with his usual heartiness, and cracking his pleasant jokes, to our
  • amazement, he did little else but scowl; and at last, when we rallied
  • him upon his ill-temper, he seized a long black rammer from overhead,
  • and drove us on deck; threatening to report us, if we ever dared to be
  • familiar with him again.
  • My top-mates thought that this remarkable metamorphose was the effect
  • produced upon a weak, vain character suddenly elevated from the level
  • of a mere seaman to the dignified position of a _petty officer_. But
  • though, in similar cases, I had seen such effects produced upon some of
  • the crew; yet, in the present instance, I knew better than that;--it
  • was solely brought about by his consorting with with those villainous,
  • irritable, ill-tempered cannon; more especially from his being subject
  • to the orders of those deformed blunderbusses, Priming and Cylinder.
  • The truth seems to be, indeed, that all people should be very careful
  • in selecting their callings and vocations; very careful in seeing to
  • it, that they surround themselves by good-humoured, pleasant-looking
  • objects; and agreeable, temper-soothing sounds. Many an angelic
  • disposition has had its even edge turned, and hacked like a saw; and
  • many a sweet draught of piety has soured on the heart from people's
  • choosing ill-natured employments, and omitting to gather round them
  • good-natured landscapes. Gardeners are almost always pleasant, affable
  • people to converse with; but beware of quarter-gunners, keepers of
  • arsenals, and lonely light-house men.
  • It would be advisable for any man, who from an unlucky choice of a
  • profession, which it is too late to change for another, should find his
  • temper souring, to endeavour to counteract that misfortune, by filling
  • his private chamber with amiable, pleasurable sights and sounds. In
  • summer time, an Aeolian harp can be placed in your window at a very
  • trifling expense; a conch-shell might stand on your mantel, to be taken
  • up and held to the ear, that you may be soothed by its continual
  • lulling sound, when you feel the blue fit stealing over you. For
  • sights, a gay-painted punch-bowl, or Dutch tankard--never mind about
  • filling it--might be recommended. It should be placed on a bracket in
  • the pier. Nor is an old-fashioned silver ladle, nor a chased
  • dinner-castor, nor a fine portly demijohn, nor anything, indeed, that
  • savors of eating and drinking, bad to drive off the spleen. But perhaps
  • the best of all is a shelf of merrily-bound books, containing comedies,
  • farces, songs, and humorous novels. You need never open them; only have
  • the titles in plain sight. For this purpose, Peregrine Pickle is a good
  • book; so is Gil Blas; so is Goldsmith.
  • But of all chamber furniture in the world, best calculated to cure a
  • had temper, and breed a pleasant one, is the sight of a lovely wife. If
  • you have children, however, that are teething, the nursery should be a
  • good way up stairs; at sea, it ought to be in the mizzen-top. Indeed,
  • teething children play the very deuce with a husband's temper. I have
  • known three promising young husbands completely spoil on their wives'
  • hands, by reason of a teething child, whose worrisomeness happened to
  • be aggravated at the time by the summer-complaint. With a breaking
  • heart, and my handkerchief to my eyes, I followed those three hapless
  • young husbands, one after the other, to their premature graves.
  • Gossiping scenes breed gossips. Who so chatty as hotel-clerks, market
  • women, auctioneers, bar-keepers, apothecaries, newspaper-reporters,
  • monthly-nurses, and all those who live in bustling crowds, or are
  • present at scenes of chatty interest.
  • Solitude breeds taciturnity; _that_ every body knows; who so taciturn
  • as authors, taken as a race?
  • A forced, interior quietude, in the midst of great out-ward commotion,
  • breeds moody people. Who so moody as railroad-brakemen,
  • steam-boat-engineers, helmsmen, and tenders of power-looms in cotton
  • factories? For all these must hold their peace while employed, and let
  • the machinery do the chatting; they cannot even edge in a single
  • syllable.
  • Now, this theory about the wondrous influence of habitual sights and
  • sounds upon the human temper, was suggested by my experiences on board
  • our frigate. And al-though I regard the example furnished by our
  • quarter-gunners--especially him who had once been our top-mate--as by
  • far the strongest argument in favour of the general theory; yet, the
  • entire ship abounded with illustrations of its truth. Who were more
  • liberal-hearted, lofty-minded, gayer, more jocund, elastic,
  • adventurous, given to fun and frolic, than the top-men of the fore,
  • main, and mizzen masts? The reason of their liberal-heartedness was,
  • that they were daily called upon to expatiate themselves all over the
  • rigging. The reason of their lofty-mindedness was, that they were high
  • lifted above the petty tumults, carping cares, and paltrinesses of the
  • decks below.
  • And I feel persuaded in my inmost soul, that it is to the fact of my
  • having been a main-top-man; and especially my particular post being on
  • the loftiest yard of the frigate, the main-royal-yard; that I am now
  • enabled to give such a free, broad, off-hand, bird's-eye, and, more
  • than all, impartial account of our man-of-war world; withholding
  • nothing; inventing nothing; nor flattering, nor scandalising any; but
  • meting out to all--commodore and messenger-boy alike--their precise
  • descriptions and deserts.
  • The reason of the mirthfulness of these top-men was, that they always
  • looked out upon the blue, boundless, dimpled, laughing, sunny sea. Nor
  • do I hold, that it militates against this theory, that of a stormy day,
  • when the face of the ocean was black, and overcast, that some of them
  • would grow moody, and chose to sit apart. On the contrary, it only
  • proves the thing which I maintain. For even on shore, there are many
  • people naturally gay and light-hearted, who, whenever the autumnal wind
  • begins to bluster round the corners, and roar along the chimney-stacks,
  • straight becomes cross, petulant, and irritable. What is more mellow
  • than fine old ale? Yet thunder will sour the best nut-brown ever brewed.
  • The _Holders_ of our frigate, the Troglodytes, who lived down in the
  • tarry cellars and caves below the berth-deck, were, nearly all of them,
  • men of gloomy dispositions, taking sour views of things; one of them
  • was a blue-light Calvinist. Whereas, the old-sheet-anchor-men, who
  • spent their time in the bracing sea-air and broad-cast sunshine of the
  • forecastle, were free, generous-hearted, charitable, and full of
  • good-will to all hands; though some of them, to tell the truth, proved
  • sad exceptions; but exceptions only prove the rule.
  • The "steady-cooks" on the berth-deck, the "steady-sweepers," and
  • "steady-spit-box-musterers," in all divisions of the frigate, fore and
  • aft, were a narrow-minded set; with contracted souls; imputable, no
  • doubt, to their groveling duties. More especially was this evinced in
  • the case of those odious ditchers and night scavengers, the ignoble
  • "Waisters."
  • The members of the band, some ten or twelve in number, who had nothing
  • to do but keep their instruments polished, and play a lively air now
  • and then, to stir the stagnant current in our poor old Commodore's
  • torpid veins, were the most gleeful set of fellows you ever saw. They
  • were Portuguese, who had been shipped at the Cape De Verd islands, on
  • the passage out. They messed by themselves; forming a dinner-party, not
  • to be exceeded ire mirthfulness, by a club of young bridegrooms, three
  • months after marriage, completely satisfied with their bargains, after
  • testing them.
  • But what made them, now, so full of fun? What indeed but their merry,
  • martial, mellow calling. Who could he a churl, and play a flageolet?
  • who mean and spiritless, braying forth the souls of thousand heroes
  • from his brazen trump? But still more efficacious, perhaps, in
  • ministering to the light spirits of the band, was the consoling
  • thought, that should the ship ever go into action, they would be
  • exempted from the perils of battle. In ships of war, the members of the
  • "music," as the band is called, are generally non-combatants; and
  • mostly ship, with the express understanding, that as soon as the vessel
  • comes within long gun-shot of an enemy, they shall have the privilege
  • of burrowing down in the cable-tiers, or sea coal-hole. Which shows
  • that they are inglorious, but uncommonly sensible fellows.
  • Look at the barons of the gun-room--Lieutenants, Purser, Marine
  • officers, Sailing-master--all of them gentlemen with stiff upper lips,
  • and aristocratic cut noses. Why was this? Will any one deny, that from
  • their living so long in high military life, served by a crowd of menial
  • stewards and cot-boys, and always accustomed to command right and left;
  • will any one deny, I say, that by reason of this, their very noses had
  • become thin, peaked, aquiline, and aristocratically cartilaginous? Even
  • old Cuticle, the Surgeon, had a Roman nose.
  • But I never could account how it came to be, that our grey headed First
  • Lieutenant was a little lop-sided; that is, one of his shoulders
  • disproportionately dropped. And when I observed, that nearly all the
  • First Lieutenants I saw in other men-of-war, besides many Second and
  • Third Lieutenants, were similarly lop-sided, I knew that there must be
  • some general law which induced the phenomenon; and I put myself to
  • studying it out, as an interesting problem. At last, I came to the
  • conclusion--to which I still adhere--that their so long wearing only
  • one epaulet (for to only one does their rank entitle them) was the
  • infallible clew to this mystery. And when any one reflects upon so
  • well-known a fact, that many sea Lieutenants grow decrepit from age,
  • without attaining a Captaincy and wearing _two_ epaulets, which would
  • strike the balance between their shoulders, the above reason assigned
  • will not appear unwarrantable.
  • CHAPTER XIII.
  • A MAN-OF-WAR HERMIT IN A MOB.
  • The allusion to the poet Lemsford in a previous chapter, leads me to
  • speak of our mutual friends, Nord and Williams, who, with Lemsford
  • himself, Jack Chase, and my comrades of the main-top, comprised almost
  • the only persons with whom I unreservedly consorted while on board the
  • frigate. For I had not been long on board ere I found that it would not
  • do to be intimate with everybody. An indiscriminate intimacy with all
  • hands leads to sundry annoyances and scrapes, too often ending with a
  • dozen at the gang-way. Though I was above a year in the frigate, there
  • were scores of men who to the last remained perfect strangers to me,
  • whose very names I did not know, and whom I would hardly be able to
  • recognise now should I happen to meet them in the streets.
  • In the dog-watches at sea, during the early part of the evening, the
  • main-deck is generally filled with crowds of pedestrians, promenading
  • up and down past the guns, like people taking the air in Broadway. At
  • such times, it is curious to see the men nodding to each other's
  • recognitions (they might not have seen each other for a week);
  • exchanging a pleasant word with a friend; making a hurried appointment
  • to meet him somewhere aloft on the morrow, or passing group after group
  • without deigning the slightest salutation. Indeed, I was not at all
  • singular in having but comparatively few acquaintances on board, though
  • certainly carrying my fastidiousness to an unusual extent.
  • My friend Nord was a somewhat remarkable character; and if mystery
  • includes romance, he certainly was a very romantic one. Before seeking
  • an introduction to him through Lemsford, I had often marked his tall,
  • spare, upright figure stalking like Don Quixote among the pigmies of
  • the Afterguard, to which he belonged. At first I found him exceedingly
  • reserved and taciturn; his saturnine brow wore a scowl; he was almost
  • repelling in his demeanour. In a word, he seemed desirous of hinting,
  • that his list of man-of war friends was already made up, complete, and
  • full; and there was no room for more. But observing that the only man
  • he ever consorted with was Lemsford, I had too much magnanimity, by
  • going off in a pique at his coldness, to let him lose forever the
  • chance of making so capital an acquaintance as myself. Besides, I saw
  • it in his eye, that the man had been a reader of good books; I would
  • have staked my life on it, that he seized the right meaning of
  • Montaigne. I saw that he was an earnest thinker; I more than suspected
  • that he had been bolted in the mill of adversity. For all these things,
  • my heart yearned toward him; I determined to know him.
  • At last I succeeded; it was during a profoundly quiet midnight watch,
  • when I perceived him walking alone in the waist, while most of the men
  • were dozing on the carronade-slides.
  • That night we scoured all the prairies of reading; dived into the
  • bosoms of authors, and tore out their hearts; and that night
  • White-Jacket learned more than he has ever done in any single night
  • since.
  • The man was a marvel. He amazed me, as much as Coleridge did the
  • troopers among whom he enlisted. What could have induced such a man to
  • enter a man-of-war, all my sapience cannot fathom. And how he managed
  • to preserve his dignity, as he did, among such a rabble rout was
  • equally a mystery. For he was no sailor; as ignorant of a ship, indeed,
  • as a man from the sources of the Niger. Yet the officers respected him;
  • and the men were afraid of him. This much was observable, however, that
  • he faithfully discharged whatever special duties devolved upon him; and
  • was so fortunate as never to render himself liable to a reprimand.
  • Doubtless, he took the same view of the thing that another of the crew
  • did; and had early resolved, so to conduct himself as never to run the
  • risk of the scourge. And this it must have been--added to whatever
  • incommunicable grief which might have been his--that made this Nord
  • such a wandering recluse, even among our man-of-war mob. Nor could he
  • have long swung his hammock on board, ere he must have found that, to
  • insure his exemption from that thing which alone affrighted him, he
  • must be content for the most part to turn a man-hater, and socially
  • expatriate himself from many things, which might have rendered his
  • situation more tolerable. Still more, several events that took place
  • must have horrified him, at times, with the thought that, however he
  • might isolate and entomb himself, yet for all this, the improbability
  • of his being overtaken by what he most dreaded never advanced to the
  • infallibility of the impossible.
  • In my intercourse with Nord, he never made allusion to his past
  • career--a subject upon which most high-bred castaways in a man-of-war
  • are very diffuse; relating their adventures at the gaming-table; the
  • recklessness with which they have run through the amplest fortunes in a
  • single season; their alms-givings, and gratuities to porters and poor
  • relations; and above all, their youthful indiscretions, and the
  • broken-hearted ladies they have left behind. No such tales had Nord to
  • tell. Concerning the past, he was barred and locked up like the specie
  • vaults of the Bank of England. For anything that dropped from him, none
  • of us could be sure that he had ever existed till now. Altogether, he
  • was a remarkable man.
  • My other friend, Williams, was a thorough-going Yankee from Maine, who
  • had been both a peddler and a pedagogue in his day. He had all manner
  • of stories to tell about nice little country frolics, and would run
  • over an endless list of his sweethearts. He was honest, acute, witty,
  • full of mirth and good humour--a laughing philosopher. He was
  • invaluable as a pill against the spleen; and, with the view of
  • extending the advantages of his society to the saturnine Nord, I
  • introduced them to each other; but Nord cut him dead the very same
  • evening, when we sallied out from between the guns for a walk on the
  • main-deck.
  • CHAPTER XIV.
  • A DRAUGHT IN A MAN-OF-WAR.
  • We were not many days out of port, when a rumour was set afloat that
  • dreadfully alarmed many tars. It was this: that, owing to some
  • unprecedented oversight in the Purser, or some equally unprecedented
  • remissness in the Naval-storekeeper at Callao, the frigate's supply of
  • that delectable beverage, called "grog," was well-nigh expended.
  • In the American Navy, the law allows one gill of spirits per day to
  • every seaman. In two portions, it is served out just previous to
  • breakfast and dinner. At the roll of the drum, the sailors assemble
  • round a large tub, or cask, filled with liquid; and, as their names are
  • called off by a midshipman, they step up and regale themselves from a
  • little tin measure called a "tot." No high-liver helping himself to
  • Tokay off a well-polished sideboard, smacks his lips with more mighty
  • satisfaction than the sailor does over this _tot_. To many of them,
  • indeed, the thought of their daily _tots_ forms a perpetual perspective
  • of ravishing landscapes, indefinitely receding in the distance. It is
  • their great "prospect in life." Take away their grog, and life
  • possesses no further charms for them. It is hardly to be doubted, that
  • the controlling inducement which keeps many men in the Navy, is the
  • unbounded confidence they have in the ability of the United States
  • government to supply them, regularly and unfailingly, with their daily
  • allowance of this beverage. I have known several forlorn individuals,
  • shipping as landsmen, who have confessed to me, that having contracted
  • a love for ardent spirits, which they could not renounce, and having by
  • their foolish courses been brought into the most abject
  • poverty--insomuch that they could no longer gratify their thirst
  • ashore--they incontinently entered the Navy; regarding it as the asylum
  • for all drunkards, who might there prolong their lives by regular hours
  • and exercise, and twice every day quench their thirst by moderate and
  • undeviating doses.
  • When I once remonstrated with an old toper of a top-man about this
  • daily dram-drinking; when I told him it was ruining him, and advised
  • him to _stop his grog_ and receive the money for it, in addition to his
  • wages as provided by law, he turned about on me, with an irresistibly
  • waggish look, and said, "Give up my grog? And why? Because it is
  • ruining me? No, no; I am a good Christian, White-Jacket, and love my
  • enemy too much to drop his acquaintance."
  • It may be readily imagined, therefore, what consternation and dismay
  • pervaded the gun-deck at the first announcement of the tidings that the
  • grog was expended.
  • "The grog gone!" roared an old Sheet-anchor-man.
  • "Oh! Lord! what a pain in my stomach!" cried a Main-top-man.
  • "It's worse than the cholera!" cried a man of the After-guard.
  • "I'd sooner the water-casks would give out!" said a Captain of the Hold.
  • "Are we ganders and geese, that we can live without grog?" asked a
  • Corporal of Marines.
  • "Ay, we must now drink with the ducks!" cried a Quarter-master.
  • "Not a tot left?" groaned a Waister.
  • "Not a toothful!" sighed a Holder, from the bottom of his boots.
  • Yes, the fatal intelligence proved true. The drum was no longer heard
  • rolling the men to the tub, and deep gloom and dejection fell like a
  • cloud. The ship was like a great city, when some terrible calamity has
  • overtaken it. The men stood apart, in groups, discussing their woes,
  • and mutually condoling. No longer, of still moonlight nights, was the
  • song heard from the giddy tops; and few and far between were the
  • stories that were told. It was during this interval, so dismal to many,
  • that to the amazement of all hands, ten men were reported by the
  • master-at-arms to be intoxicated. They were brought up to the mast, and
  • at their appearance the doubts of the most skeptical were dissipated;
  • but whence they had obtained their liquor no one could tell. It was
  • observed, however at the time, that the tarry knaves all smelled of
  • lavender, like so many dandies.
  • After their examination they were ordered into the "brig," a jail-house
  • between two guns on the main-deck, where prisoners are kept. Here they
  • laid for some time, stretched out stark and stiff, with their arms
  • folded over their breasts, like so many effigies of the Black Prince on
  • his monument in Canterbury Cathedral.
  • Their first slumbers over, the marine sentry who stood guard over them
  • had as much as he could do to keep off the crowd, who were all
  • eagerness to find out how, in such a time of want, the prisoners had
  • managed to drink themselves into oblivion. In due time they were
  • liberated, and the secret simultaneously leaked out.
  • It seemed that an enterprising man of their number, who had suffered
  • severely from the common deprivation, had all at once been struck by a
  • brilliant idea. It had come to his knowledge that the purser's steward
  • was supplied with a large quantity of _Eau-de-Cologne_, clandestinely
  • brought out in the ship, for the purpose of selling it on his own
  • account, to the people of the coast; but the supply proving larger than
  • the demand, and having no customers on board the frigate but Lieutenant
  • Selvagee, he was now carrying home more than a third of his original
  • stock. To make a short story of it, this functionary, being called upon
  • in secret, was readily prevailed upon to part with a dozen bottles,
  • with whose contents the intoxicated party had regaled themselves.
  • The news spread far and wide among the men, being only kept secret from
  • the officers and underlings, and that night the long, crane-necked
  • Cologne bottles jingled in out-of-the-way corners and by-places, and,
  • being emptied, were sent flying out of the ports. With brown sugar,
  • taken from the mess-chests, and hot water begged from the galley-cooks,
  • the men made all manner of punches, toddies, and cocktails, letting
  • fall therein a small drop of tar, like a bit of brown toast, by way of
  • imparting a flavour. Of course, the thing was managed with the utmost
  • secrecy; and as a whole dark night elapsed after their orgies, the
  • revellers were, in a good measure, secure from detection; and those who
  • indulged too freely had twelve long hours to get sober before daylight
  • obtruded.
  • Next day, fore and aft, the whole frigate smelled like a lady's toilet;
  • the very tar-buckets were fragrant; and from the mouth of many a grim,
  • grizzled old quarter-gunner came the most fragrant of breaths. The
  • amazed Lieutenants went about snuffing up the gale; and, for once.
  • Selvagee had no further need to flourish his perfumed hand-kerchief. It
  • was as if we were sailing by some odoriferous shore, in the vernal
  • season of violets. Sabaean odours!
  • "For many a league,
  • Cheered with grateful smell, old Ocean smiled."
  • But, alas! all this perfume could not be wasted for nothing; and the
  • masters-at-arms and ship's corporals, putting this and that together,
  • very soon burrowed into the secret. The purser's steward was called to
  • account, and no more lavender punches and Cologne toddies were drank on
  • board the Neversink.
  • CHAPTER XV.
  • A SALT-JUNK CLUB IN A MAN-OF-WAR, WITH A NOTICE TO QUIT.
  • It was about the period of the Cologne-water excitement that my
  • self-conceit was not a little wounded, and my sense of delicacy
  • altogether shocked, by a polite hint received from the cook of the mess
  • to which I happened to belong. To understand the matter, it is needful
  • to enter into preliminaries.
  • The common seamen in a large frigate are divided into some thirty or
  • forty messes, put down on the purser's books as _Mess_ No. 1, _Mess_
  • No. 2, _Mess_ No. 3, etc. The members of each mess club, their rations
  • of provisions, and breakfast, dine, and sup together in allotted
  • intervals between the guns on the main-deck. In undeviating rotation,
  • the members of each mess (excepting the petty-officers) take their turn
  • in performing the functions of cook and steward. And for the time
  • being, all the affairs of the club are subject to their inspection and
  • control.
  • It is the cook's business, also, to have an eye to the general
  • interests of his mess; to see that, when the aggregated allowances of
  • beef, bread, etc., are served out by one of the master's mates, the
  • mess over which he presides receives its full share, without stint or
  • subtraction. Upon the berth-deck he has a chest, in which to keep his
  • pots, pans, spoons, and small stores of sugar, molasses, tea, and flour.
  • But though entitled a cook, strictly speaking, the head of the mess is
  • no cook at all; for the cooking for the crew is all done by a high and
  • mighty functionary, officially called the "_ship's cook_," assisted by
  • several deputies. In our frigate, this personage was a dignified
  • coloured gentleman, whom the men dubbed "_Old Coffee;_" and his
  • assistants, negroes also, went by the poetical appellations of
  • "_Sunshine_," "_Rose-water_," and "_May-day_."
  • Now the _ship's cooking_ required very little science, though old
  • Coffee often assured us that he had graduated at the New York Astor
  • House, under the immediate eye of the celebrated Coleman and Stetson.
  • All he had to do was, in the first place, to keep bright and clean the
  • three huge coppers, or caldrons, in which many hundred pounds of beef
  • were daily boiled. To this end, Rose-water, Sunshine, and May-day every
  • morning sprang into their respective apartments, stripped to the waist,
  • and well provided with bits of soap-stone and sand. By exercising these
  • in a very vigorous manner, they threw themselves into a violent
  • perspiration, and put a fine polish upon the interior of the coppers.
  • Sunshine was the bard of the trio; and while all three would be busily
  • employed clattering their soap-stones against the metal, he would
  • exhilarate them with some remarkable St. Domingo melodies; one of which
  • was the following:
  • "Oh! I los' my shoe in an old canoe,
  • Johnio! come Winum so!
  • Oh! I los' my boot in a pilot-boat,
  • Johnio! come Winum so!
  • Den rub-a-dub de copper, oh!
  • Oh! copper rub-a-dub-a-oh!"
  • When I listened to these jolly Africans, thus making gleeful their toil
  • by their cheering songs, I could not help murmuring against that
  • immemorial rule of men-of-war, which forbids the sailors to sing out,
  • as in merchant-vessels, when pulling ropes, or occupied at any other
  • ship's duty. Your only music, at such times, is the shrill pipe of the
  • boatswain's mate, which is almost worse than no music at all. And if
  • the boatswain's mate is not by, you must pull the ropes, like convicts,
  • in profound silence; or else endeavour to impart unity to the exertions
  • of all hands, by singing out mechanically, _one_, _two_, _three_, and
  • then pulling all together.
  • Now, when Sunshine, Rose-water, and May-day have so polished the ship's
  • coppers, that a white kid glove might be drawn along the inside and
  • show no stain, they leap out of their holes, and the water is poured in
  • for the coffee. And the coffee being boiled, and decanted off in
  • bucketfuls, the cooks of the messes march up with their salt beef for
  • dinner, strung upon strings and tallied with labels; all of which are
  • plunged together into the self-same coppers, and there boiled. When,
  • upon the beef being fished out with a huge pitch-fork, the water for
  • the evening's tea is poured in; which, consequently possesses a flavour
  • not unlike that of shank-soup.
  • From this it will be seen, that, so far as cooking is concerned, a
  • "_cook of the mess_" has very little to do; merely carrying his
  • provisions to and from the grand democratic cookery. Still, in some
  • things, his office involves many annoyances. Twice a week butter and
  • cheese are served out--so much to each man--and the mess-cook has the
  • sole charge of these delicacies. The great difficulty consists in so
  • catering for the mess, touching these luxuries, as to satisfy all. Some
  • guzzlers are for devouring the butter at a meal, and finishing off with
  • the cheese the same day; others contend for saving it up against
  • _Banyan Day_, when there is nothing but beef and bread; and others,
  • again, are for taking a very small bit of butter and cheese, by way of
  • dessert, to each and every meal through the week. All this gives rise
  • to endless disputes, debates, and altercations.
  • Sometimes, with his mess-cloth--a square of painted canvas--set out on
  • deck between the guns, garnished with pots, and pans, and _kids_, you
  • see the mess-cook seated on a matchtub at its head, his trowser legs
  • rolled up and arms bared, presiding over the convivial party.
  • "Now, men, you can't have any butter to-day. I'm saving it up for
  • to-morrow. You don't know the value of butter, men. You, Jim, take your
  • hoof off the cloth! Devil take me, if some of you chaps haven't no more
  • manners than so many swines! Quick, men, quick; bear a hand, and
  • '_scoff_' (eat) away.--I've got my to-morrow's _duff_ to make yet, and
  • some of you fellows keep _scoffing_ as if I had nothing to do but sit
  • still here on this here tub here, and look on. There, there, men,
  • you've all had enough: so sail away out of this, and let me clear up
  • the wreck."
  • In this strain would one of the periodical cooks of mess No. 15 talk to
  • us. He was a tall, resolute fellow, who had once been a brakeman on a
  • railroad, and he kept us all pretty straight; from his fiat there was
  • no appeal.
  • But it was not thus when the turn came to others among us. Then it was
  • _look out for squalls_. The business of dining became a bore, and
  • digestion was seriously impaired by the unamiable discourse we had over
  • our _salt horse_.
  • I sometimes thought that the junks of lean pork--which were boiled in
  • their own bristles, and looked gaunt and grim, like pickled chins of
  • half-famished, unwashed Cossacks--had something to do with creating the
  • bristling bitterness at times prevailing in our mess. The men tore off
  • the tough hide from their pork, as if they were Indians scalping
  • Christians.
  • Some cursed the cook for a rogue, who kept from us our butter and
  • cheese, in order to make away with it himself in an underhand manner;
  • selling it at a premium to other messes, and thus accumulating a
  • princely fortune at our expense. Others anthematised him for his
  • slovenliness, casting hypercritical glances into their pots and pans,
  • and scraping them with their knives. Then he would be railed at for his
  • miserable "duffs," and other shortcoming preparations.
  • Marking all this from the beginning, I, White-Jacket, was sorely
  • troubled with the idea, that, in the course of time, my own turn would
  • come round to undergo the same objurgations. How to escape, I knew not.
  • However, when the dreaded period arrived, I received the keys of office
  • (the keys of the mess-chest) with a resigned temper, and offered up a
  • devout ejaculation for fortitude under the trial. I resolved, please
  • Heaven, to approve myself an unexceptionable caterer, and the most
  • impartial of stewards.
  • The first day there was "_duff_" to make--a business which devolved
  • upon the mess-cooks, though the boiling of it pertained to Old Coffee
  • and his deputies. I made up my mind to lay myself out on that _duff_;
  • to centre all my energies upon it; to put the very soul of art into it,
  • and achieve an unrivalled _duff_--a _duff_ that should put out of
  • conceit all other _duffs_, and for ever make my administration
  • memorable.
  • From the proper functionary the flour was obtained, and the raisins;
  • the beef-fat, or "_slush_," from Old Coffee; and the requisite supply
  • of water from the scuttle-butt. I then went among the various cooks, to
  • compare their receipts for making "duffs:" and having well weighed them
  • all, and gathered from each a choice item to make an original receipt
  • of my own, with due deliberation and solemnity I proceeded to business.
  • Placing the component parts in a tin pan, I kneaded them together for
  • an hour, entirely reckless as to pulmonary considerations, touching the
  • ruinous expenditure of breath; and having decanted the semi-liquid
  • dough into a canvas-bag, secured the muzzle, tied on the tally, and
  • delivered it to Rose-water, who dropped the precious bag into the
  • coppers, along with a score or two of others.
  • Eight bells had struck. The boatswain and his mates had piped the hands
  • to dinner; my mess-cloth was set out, and my messmates were assembled,
  • knife in hand, all ready to precipitate themselves upon the devoted
  • _duff_: Waiting at the grand cookery till my turn came, I received the
  • bag of pudding, and gallanting it into the mess, proceeded to loosen
  • the string.
  • It was an anxious, I may say, a fearful moment. My hands trembled;
  • every eye was upon me; my reputation and credit were at stake. Slowly I
  • undressed the _duff_, dandling it upon my knee, much as a nurse does a
  • baby about bed-time. The excitement increased, as I curled down the bag
  • from the pudding; it became intense, when at last I plumped it into the
  • pan, held up to receive it by an eager hand. Bim! it fell like a man
  • shot down in a riot. Distraction! It was harder than a sinner's heart;
  • yea, tough as the cock that crowed on the morn that Peter told a lie.
  • "Gentlemen of the mess, for heaven's sake! permit me one word. I have
  • done my duty by that duff--I have----"
  • But they beat down my excuses with a storm of criminations. One present
  • proposed that the fatal pudding should be tied round my neck, like a
  • mill-stone, and myself pushed overboard. No use, no use; I had failed;
  • ever after, that duff lay heavy at my stomach and my heart.
  • After this, I grew desperate; despised popularity; returned scorn for
  • scorn; till at length my week expired, and in the duff-bag I
  • transferred the keys of office to the next man on the roll.
  • Somehow, there had never been a very cordial feeling between this mess
  • and me; all along they had nourished a prejudice against my white
  • jacket. They must have harbored the silly fancy that in it I gave
  • myself airs, and wore it in order to look consequential; perhaps, as a
  • cloak to cover pilferings of tit-bits from the mess. But to out with
  • the plain truth, they themselves were not a very irreproachable set.
  • Considering the sequel I am coming to, this avowal may be deemed sheer
  • malice; but for all that, I cannot avoid speaking my mind.
  • After my week of office, the mess gradually changed their behaviour to
  • me; they cut me to the heart; they became cold and reserved; seldom or
  • never addressed me at meal-times without invidious allusions to my
  • _duff_, and also to my jacket, and its dripping in wet weather upon the
  • mess-cloth. However, I had no idea that anything serious, on their
  • part, was brewing; but alas! so it turned out.
  • We were assembled at supper one evening when I noticed certain winks
  • and silent hints tipped to the cook, who presided. He was a little,
  • oily fellow, who had once kept an oyster-cellar ashore; he bore me a
  • grudge. Looking down on the mess-cloth, he observed that some fellows
  • never knew when their room was better than their company. This being a
  • maxim of indiscriminate application, of course I silently assented to
  • it, as any other reasonable man would have done. But this remark was
  • followed up by another, to the effect that, not only did some fellows
  • never know when their room was better than their company, but they
  • persisted in staying when their company wasn't wanted; and by so doing
  • disturbed the serenity of society at large. But this, also, was a
  • general observation that could not be gainsaid. A long and ominous
  • pause ensued; during which I perceived every eye upon me, and my white
  • jacket; while the cook went on to enlarge upon the disagreeableness of
  • a perpetually damp garment in the mess, especially when that garment
  • was white. This was coming nearer home.
  • Yes, they were going to black-ball me; but I resolved to sit it out a
  • little longer; never dreaming that my moralist would proceed to
  • extremities, while all hands were present. But bethinking him that by
  • going this roundabout way he would never get at his object, he went off
  • on another tack; apprising me, in substance, that he was instructed by
  • the whole mess, then and there assembled, to give me warning to seek
  • out another club, as they did not longer fancy the society either of
  • myself or my jacket.
  • I was shocked. Such a want of tact and delicacy! Common propriety
  • suggested that a point-blank intimation of that nature should be
  • conveyed in a private interview; or, still better, by note. I
  • immediately rose, tucked my jacket about me, bowed, and departed.
  • And now, to do myself justice, I must add that, the next day, I was
  • received with open arms by a glorious set of fellows--Mess No.
  • 1!--numbering, among the rest, my noble Captain Jack Chase.
  • This mess was principally composed of the headmost men of the gun-deck;
  • and, out of a pardonable self-conceit, they called themselves the
  • "_Forty-two-pounder Club;_" meaning that they were, one and all,
  • fellows of large intellectual and corporeal calibre. Their mess-cloth
  • was well located. On their starboard hand was Mess No. 2, embracing
  • sundry rare jokers and high livers, who waxed gay and epicurean over
  • their salt fare, and were known as the "_Society for the Destruction of
  • Beef and Pork_." On the larboard hand was Mess No. 31, made up entirely
  • of fore-top-men, a dashing, blaze-away set of men-of-war's-men, who
  • called themselves the "_Cape Horn Snorters and Neversink Invincibles_."
  • Opposite, was one of the marine messes, mustering the aristocracy of
  • the marine corps--the two corporals, the drummer and fifer, and some
  • six or eight rather gentlemanly privates, native-born Americans, who
  • had served in the Seminole campaigns of Florida; and they now enlivened
  • their salt fare with stories of wild ambushes in the Everglades; and
  • one of them related a surprising tale of his hand-to-hand encounter
  • with Osceola, the Indian chief, whom he fought one morning from
  • daybreak till breakfast time. This slashing private also boasted that
  • he could take a chip from between your teeth at twenty paces; he
  • offered to bet any amount on it; and as he could get no one to hold the
  • chip, his boast remained for ever good.
  • Besides many other attractions which the _Forty-two-pounder Club_
  • furnished, it had this one special advantage, that, owing to there
  • being so many _petty officers_ in it, all the members of the mess were
  • exempt from doing duty as cooks and stewards. A fellow called _a
  • steady-cook_, attended to that business during the entire cruise. He
  • was a long, lank, pallid varlet, going by the name of Shanks. In very
  • warm weather this Shanks would sit at the foot of the mess-cloth,
  • fanning himself with the front flap of his frock or shirt, which he
  • inelegantly wore over his trousers. Jack Chase, the President of the
  • Club, frequently remonstrated against this breach of good manners; but
  • the _steady-cook_ had somehow contracted the habit, and it proved
  • incurable.
  • For a time, Jack Chase, out of a polite nervousness touching myself, as
  • a newly-elected member of the club, would frequently endeavour to
  • excuse to me the vulgarity of Shanks. One day he wound up his remarks
  • by the philosophic reflection--"But, White-Jacket, my dear fellow, what
  • can you expect of him? Our real misfortune is, that our noble club
  • should be obliged to dine with its cook."
  • There were several of these _steady-cooks_ on board; men of no mark or
  • consideration whatever in the ship; lost to all noble promptings;
  • sighing for no worlds to conquer, and perfectly contented with mixing
  • their _duff's_, and spreading their mess-cloths, and mustering their
  • pots and pans together three times every day for a three years' cruise.
  • They were very seldom to be seen on the spar-deck, but kept below out
  • of sight.
  • CHAPTER XVI.
  • GENERAL TRAINING IN A MAN-OF-WAR.
  • To a quiet, contemplative character, averse to uproar, undue exercise
  • of his bodily members, and all kind of useless confusion, nothing can
  • be more distressing than a proceeding in all men-of-war called
  • "_general quarters_." And well may it be so called, since it amounts to
  • a general drawing and quartering of all the parties concerned.
  • As the specific object for which a man-of-war is built and put into
  • commission is to fight and fire off cannon, it is, of course, deemed
  • indispensable that the crew should be duly instructed in the art and
  • mystery involved. Hence these "general quarters," which is a mustering
  • of all hands to their stations at the guns on the several decks, and a
  • sort of sham-fight with an imaginary foe.
  • The summons is given by the ship's drummer, who strikes a peculiar
  • beat--short, broken, rolling, shuffling--like the sound made by the
  • march into battle of iron-heeled grenadiers. It is a regular tune, with
  • a fine song composed to it; the words of the chorus, being most
  • artistically arranged, may give some idea of the air:
  • "Hearts of oak are our ships, jolly tars are our men,
  • We always are ready, steady, boys, steady,
  • To fight and to conquer, again and again."
  • In warm weather this pastime at the guns is exceedingly unpleasant, to
  • say the least, and throws a quiet man into a violent passion and
  • perspiration. For one, I ever abominated it.
  • I have a heart like Julius Caesar, and upon occasions would fight like
  • Caius Marcius Coriolanus. If my beloved and for ever glorious country
  • should be ever in jeopardy from invaders, let Congress put me on a
  • war-horse, in the van-guard, and _then_ see how I will acquit myself.
  • But to toil and sweat in a fictitious encounter; to squander the
  • precious breath of my precious body in a ridiculous fight of shams and
  • pretensions; to hurry about the decks, pretending to carry the killed
  • and wounded below; to be told that I must consider the ship blowing up,
  • in order to exercise myself in presence of mind, and prepare for a real
  • explosion; all this I despise, as beneath a true tar and man of valour.
  • These were my sentiments at the time, and these remain my sentiments
  • still; but as, while on board the frigate, my liberty of thought did
  • not extend to liberty of expression, I was obliged to keep these
  • sentiments to myself; though, indeed, I had some thoughts of addressing
  • a letter, marked _Private and Confidential_, to his Honour the
  • Commodore, on the subject.
  • My station at the batteries was at one of the thirty-two-pound
  • carronades, on the starboard side of the quarter-deck.[1]
  • ----
  • [Footnote-1] For the benefit of a Quaker reader here and there, a word
  • or two in explanation of a carronade may not be amiss. The carronade is
  • a gun comparatively short and light for its calibre. A carronade
  • throwing a thirty-two-pound shot weighs considerably less than a
  • long-gun only throwing a twenty-four-pound shot. It further differs
  • from a long-gun, in working with a joint and bolt underneath, instead
  • of the short arms or _trunnions_ at the sides. Its _carriage_,
  • likewise, is quite different from that of a long-gun, having a sort of
  • sliding apparatus, something like an extension dining-table; the goose
  • on it, however, is a tough one, and villainously stuffed with most
  • indigestible dumplings. Point-blank, the range of a carronade does not
  • exceed one hundred and fifty yards, much less than the range of a
  • long-gun. When of large calibre, however, it throws within that limit,
  • Paixhan shot, all manner of shells and combustibles, with great effect,
  • being a very destructive engine at close quarters. This piece is now
  • very generally found mounted in the batteries of the English and
  • American navies. The quarter-deck armaments of most modern frigates
  • wholly consist of carronades. The name is derived from the village of
  • Carron, in Scotland, at whose celebrated founderies this iron Attila
  • was first cast.
  • ----
  • I did not fancy this station at all; for it is well known on shipboard
  • that, in time of action, the quarter-deck is one of the most dangerous
  • posts of a man-of-war. The reason is, that the officers of the highest
  • rank are there stationed; and the enemy have an ungentlemanly way of
  • target-shooting at their buttons. If we should chance to engage a ship,
  • then, who could tell but some bungling small-arm marks-man in the
  • enemy's tops might put a bullet through _me_ instead of the Commodore?
  • If they hit _him_, no doubt he would not feel it much, for he was used
  • to that sort of thing, and, indeed, had a bullet in him already.
  • Whereas, _I_ was altogether unaccustomed to having blue pills playing
  • round my head in such an indiscriminate way. Besides, ours was a
  • flag-ship; and every one knows what a peculiarly dangerous predicament
  • the quarter-deck of Nelson's flag-ship was in at the battle of
  • Trafalgar; how the lofty tops of the enemy were full of soldiers,
  • peppering away at the English Admiral and his officers. Many a poor
  • sailor, at the guns of that quarter-deck, must have received a bullet
  • intended for some wearer of an epaulet.
  • By candidly confessing my feelings on this subject, I do by no means
  • invalidate my claims to being held a man of prodigious valour. I merely
  • state my invincible repugnance to being shot for somebody else. If I am
  • shot, be it with the express understanding in the shooter that I am the
  • identical person intended so to be served. That Thracian who, with his
  • compliments, sent an arrow into the King of Macedon, superscribed "_for
  • Philip's right eye_," set a fine example to all warriors. The hurried,
  • hasty, indiscriminate, reckless, abandoned manner in which both sailors
  • and soldiers nowadays fight is really painful to any serious-minded,
  • methodical old gentleman, especially if he chance to have systematized
  • his mind as an accountant. There is little or no skill and bravery
  • about it. Two parties, armed with lead and old iron, envelop themselves
  • in a cloud of smoke, and pitch their lead and old iron about in all
  • directions. If you happen to be in the way, you are hit; possibly,
  • killed; if not, you escape. In sea-actions, if by good or bad luck, as
  • the case may be, a round shot, fired at random through the smoke,
  • happens to send overboard your fore-mast, another to unship your
  • rudder, there you lie crippled, pretty much at the mercy of your foe:
  • who, accordingly, pronounces himself victor, though that honour
  • properly belongs to the Law of Gravitation operating on the enemy's
  • balls in the smoke. Instead of tossing this old lead and iron into the
  • air, therefore, it would be much better amicably to toss up a copper
  • and let heads win.
  • The carronade at which I was stationed was known as "Gun No. 5," on the
  • First Lieutenant's quarter-bill. Among our gun's crew, however, it was
  • known as _Black Bet_. This name was bestowed by the captain of the
  • gun--a fine negro--in honour of his sweetheart, a coloured lady of
  • Philadelphia. Of Black Bet I was rammer-and-sponger; and ram and sponge
  • I did, like a good fellow. I have no doubt that, had I and my gun been
  • at the battle of the Nile, we would mutually have immortalised
  • ourselves; the ramming-pole would have been hung up in Westminster
  • Abbey; and I, ennobled by the king, besides receiving the illustrious
  • honour of an autograph letter from his majesty through the perfumed
  • right hand of his private secretary.
  • But it was terrible work to help run in and out of the porthole that
  • amazing mass of metal, especially as the thing must be clone in a
  • trice. Then, at the summons of a horrid, rasping rattle, swayed by the
  • Captain in person, we were made to rush from our guns, seize pikes and
  • pistols, and repel an imaginary army of boarders, who, by a fiction of
  • the officers, were supposed to be assailing all sides of the ship at
  • once. After cutting and slashing at them a while, we jumped back to our
  • guns, and again went to jerking our elbows.
  • Meantime, a loud cry is heard of "Fire! fire! fire!" in the fore-top;
  • and a regular engine, worked by a set of Bowery-boy tars, is forthwith
  • set to playing streams of water aloft. And now it is "Fire! fire!
  • fire!" on the main-deck; and the entire ship is in as great a commotion
  • as if a whole city ward were in a blaze.
  • Are our officers of the Navy utterly unacquainted with the laws of good
  • health? Do they not know that this violent exercise, taking place just
  • after a hearty dinner, as it generally does, is eminently calculated to
  • breed the dyspepsia? There was no satisfaction in dining; the flavour
  • of every mouthful was destroyed by the thought that the next moment the
  • cannonading drum might be beating to quarters.
  • Such a sea-martinet was our Captain, that sometimes we were roused from
  • our hammocks at night; when a scene would ensue that it is not in the
  • power of pen and ink to describe. Five hundred men spring to their
  • feet, dress themselves, take up their bedding, and run to the nettings
  • and stow it; then he to their stations--each man jostling his
  • neighbour--some alow, some aloft; some this way, some that; and in less
  • than five minutes the frigate is ready for action, and still as the
  • grave; almost every man precisely where he would be were an enemy
  • actually about to be engaged. The Gunner, like a Cornwall miner in a
  • cave, is burrowing down in the magazine under the Ward-room, which is
  • lighted by battle-lanterns, placed behind glazed glass bull's-eyes
  • inserted in the bulkhead. The Powder-monkeys, or boys, who fetch and
  • carry cartridges, are scampering to and fro among the guns; and the
  • _first and second loaders_ stand ready to receive their supplies.
  • These _Powder-monkeys_, as they are called, enact a curious part in
  • time of action. The entrance to the magazine on the berth-deck, where
  • they procure their food for the guns, is guarded by a woollen screen;
  • and a gunner's mate, standing behind it, thrusts out the cartridges
  • through a small arm-hole in this screen. The enemy's shot (perhaps red
  • hot) are flying in all directions; and to protect their cartridges, the
  • powder-monkeys hurriedly wrap them up in their jackets; and with all
  • haste scramble up the ladders to their respective guns, like
  • eating-house waiters hurrying along with hot cakes for breakfast.
  • At _general quarters_ the shot-boxes are uncovered; showing the
  • grape-shot--aptly so called, for they precisely resemble bunches of the
  • fruit; though, to receive a bunch of iron grapes in the abdomen would
  • be but a sorry dessert; and also showing the canister-shot--old iron of
  • various sorts, packed in a tin case, like a tea-caddy.
  • Imagine some midnight craft sailing down on her enemy thus; twenty-four
  • pounders levelled, matches lighted, and each captain of his gun at his
  • post!
  • But if verily going into action, then would the Neversink have made
  • still further preparations; for however alike in some things, there is
  • always a vast difference--if you sound them--between a reality and a
  • sham. Not to speak of the pale sternness of the men at their guns at
  • such a juncture, and the choked thoughts at their hearts, the ship
  • itself would here and there present a far different appearance.
  • Something like that of an extensive mansion preparing for a grand
  • entertainment, when folding-doors are withdrawn, chambers converted
  • into drawing-rooms, and every inch of available space thrown into one
  • continuous whole. For previous to an action, every bulk-head in a
  • man-of-war is knocked down; great guns are run out of the Commodore's
  • parlour windows; nothing separates the ward-room officers' quarters
  • from those of the men, but an ensign used for a curtain. The sailors'
  • mess-chests are tumbled down into the hold; and the hospital cots--of
  • which all men-of-war carry a large supply--are dragged forth from the
  • sail-room, and piled near at hand to receive the wounded;
  • amputation-tables are ranged in the _cock-pit_ or in the _tiers_,
  • whereon to carve the bodies of the maimed. The yards are slung in
  • chains; fire-screens distributed here and there: hillocks of
  • cannon-balls piled between the guns; shot-plugs suspended within easy
  • reach from the beams; and solid masses of wads, big as Dutch cheeses,
  • braced to the cheeks of the gun-carriages.
  • No small difference, also, would be visible in the wardrobe of both
  • officers and men. The officers generally fight as dandies dance,
  • namely, in silk stockings; inasmuch as, in case of being wounded in the
  • leg, the silk-hose can be more easily drawn off by the Surgeon; cotton
  • sticks, and works into the wound. An economical captain, while taking
  • care to case his legs in silk, might yet see fit to save his best suit,
  • and fight in his old clothes. For, besides that an old garment might
  • much better be cut to pieces than a new one, it must be a mighty
  • disagreeable thing to die in a stiff, tight-breasted coat, not yet
  • worked easy under the arm-pits. At such times, a man should feel free,
  • unencumbered, and perfectly at his ease in point of straps and
  • suspenders. No ill-will concerning his tailor should intrude upon his
  • thoughts of eternity. Seneca understood this, when he chose to die
  • naked in a bath. And men-of-war's men understand it, also; for most of
  • them, in battle, strip to the waist-bands; wearing nothing but a pair
  • of duck trowsers, and a handkerchief round their head.
  • A captain combining a heedful patriotism with economy would probably
  • "bend" his old topsails before going into battle, instead of exposing
  • his best canvas to be riddled to pieces; for it is generally the case
  • that the enemy's shot flies high. Unless allowance is made for it in
  • pointing the tube, at long-gun distance, the slightest roll of the
  • ship, at the time of firing, would send a shot, meant for the hull,
  • high over the top-gallant yards.
  • But besides these differences between a sham-fight at _general
  • quarters_ and a real cannonading, the aspect of the ship, at the
  • beating of the retreat, would, in the latter case, be very dissimilar
  • to the neatness and uniformity in the former.
  • _Then_ our bulwarks might look like the walls of the houses in West
  • Broadway in New York, after being broken into and burned out by the
  • Negro Mob. Our stout masts and yards might be lying about decks, like
  • tree boughs after a tornado in a piece of woodland; our dangling ropes,
  • cut and sundered in all directions, would be bleeding tar at every
  • yard; and strew with jagged splinters from our wounded planks, the
  • gun-deck might resemble a carpenter's shop. _Then_, when all was over,
  • and all hands would be piped to take down the hammocks from the exposed
  • nettings (where they play the part of the cotton bales at New Orleans),
  • we might find bits of broken shot, iron bolts and bullets in our
  • blankets. And, while smeared with blood like butchers, the surgeon and
  • his mates would be amputating arms and legs on the berth-deck, an
  • underling of the carpenter's gang would be new-legging and arming the
  • broken chairs and tables in the Commodore's cabin; while the rest of
  • his _squad_ would be _splicing_ and _fishing_ the shattered masts and
  • yards. The scupper-holes having discharged the last rivulet of blood,
  • the decks would be washed down; and the galley-cooks would be going
  • fore and aft, sprinkling them with hot vinegar, to take out the
  • shambles' smell from the planks; which, unless some such means are
  • employed, often create a highly offensive effluvia for weeks after a
  • fight.
  • _Then_, upon mustering the men, and calling the quarter-bills by the
  • light of a battle-lantern, many a wounded seaman with his arm in a
  • sling, would answer for some poor shipmate who could never more make
  • answer for himself:
  • "Tom Brown?"
  • "Killed, sir."
  • "Jack Jewel?"
  • "Killed, sir."
  • "Joe Hardy?"
  • "Killed, sir."
  • And opposite all these poor fellows' names, down would go on the
  • quarter-bills the bloody marks of red ink--a murderer's fluid, fitly
  • used on these occasions.
  • CHAPTER XVII.
  • AWAY! SECOND, THIRD, AND FOURTH CUTTERS, AWAY!
  • It was the morning succeeding one of these _general quarters_ that we
  • picked up a life-buoy, descried floating by.
  • It was a circular mass of cork, about eight inches thick and four feet
  • in diameter, covered with tarred canvas. All round its circumference
  • there trailed a number of knotted ropes'-ends, terminating in fanciful
  • Turks' heads. These were the life-lines, for the drowning to clutch.
  • Inserted into the middle of the cork was an upright, carved pole,
  • somewhat shorter than a pike-staff. The whole buoy was embossed with
  • barnacles, and its sides festooned with sea-weeds. Dolphins were
  • sporting and flashing around it, and one white bird was hovering over
  • the top of the pole. Long ago, this thing must have been thrown
  • over-board to save some poor wretch, who must have been drowned; while
  • even the life-buoy itself had drifted away out of sight.
  • The forecastle-men fished it up from the bows, and the seamen thronged
  • round it.
  • "Bad luck! bad luck!" cried the Captain of the Head; "we'll number one
  • less before long."
  • The ship's cooper strolled by; he, to whose department it belongs to
  • see that the ship's life-buoys are kept in good order.
  • In men-of-war, night and day, week in and week out, two life-buoys are
  • kept depending from the stern; and two men, with hatchets in their
  • hands, pace up and down, ready at the first cry to cut the cord and
  • drop the buoys overboard. Every two hours they are regularly relieved,
  • like sentinels on guard. No similar precautions are adopted in the
  • merchant or whaling service.
  • Thus deeply solicitous to preserve human life are the regulations of
  • men-of-war; and seldom has there been a better illustration of this
  • solicitude than at the battle of Trafalgar, when, after "several
  • thousand" French seamen had been destroyed, according to Lord
  • Collingwood, and, by the official returns, sixteen hundred and ninety
  • Englishmen were killed or wounded, the Captains of the surviving ships
  • ordered the life-buoy sentries from their death-dealing guns to their
  • vigilant posts, as officers of the Humane Society.
  • "There, Bungs!" cried Scrimmage, a sheet-anchor-man,[2] "there's a good
  • pattern for you; make us a brace of life-buoys like that; something
  • that will save a man, and not fill and sink under him, as those leaky
  • quarter-casks of yours will the first time there's occasion to drop
  • 'ern. I came near pitching off the bowsprit the other day; and, when I
  • scrambled inboard again, I went aft to get a squint at 'em. Why, Bungs,
  • they are all open between the staves. Shame on you! Suppose you
  • yourself should fall over-board, and find yourself going down with
  • buoys under you of your own making--what then?"
  • ----
  • [FOOTNOTE-2] In addition to the _Bower-anchors_ carried on her bows, a
  • frigate carries large anchors in her fore-chains, called
  • _Sheet-anchors_. Hence, the old seamen stationed in that part of a
  • man-of-war are called _sheet-anchor-man_.
  • ----
  • "I never go aloft, and don't intend to fall overboard," replied Bungs.
  • "Don't believe it!" cried the sheet-anchor-man; "you lopers that live
  • about the decks here are nearer the bottom of the sea than the light
  • hand that looses the main-royal. Mind your eye, Bungs--mind your eye!"
  • "I will," retorted Bungs; "and you mind yours!"
  • Next day, just at dawn, I was startled from my hammock by the cry of
  • "_All hands about ship and shorten sail_!" Springing up the ladders, I
  • found that an unknown man had fallen overboard from the chains; and
  • darting a glance toward the poop, perceived, from their gestures, that
  • the life-sentries there had cut away the buoys.
  • It was blowing a fresh breeze; the frigate was going fast through the
  • water. But the one thousand arms of five hundred men soon tossed her
  • about on the other tack, and checked her further headway.
  • "Do you see him?" shouted the officer of the watch through his trumpet,
  • hailing the main-mast-head. "Man or _buoy_, do you see either?"
  • "See nothing, sir," was the reply.
  • "Clear away the cutters!" was the next order. "Bugler! call away the
  • second, third, and fourth cutters' crews. Hands by the tackles!"
  • In less than three minutes the three boats were down; More hands were
  • wanted in one of them, and, among others, I jumped in to make up the
  • deficiency.
  • "Now, men, give way! and each man look out along his oar, and look
  • sharp!" cried the officer of our boat. For a time, in perfect silence,
  • we slid up and down the great seething swells of the sea, but saw
  • nothing.
  • "There, it's no use," cried the officer; "he's gone, whoever he is.
  • Pull away, men--pull away! they'll be recalling us soon."
  • "Let him drown!" cried the strokesman; "he's spoiled my watch below for
  • me."
  • "Who the devil is he?" cried another.
  • "He's one who'll never have a coffin!" replied a third.
  • "No, no! they'll never sing out, '_All hands bury the dead!_' for him,
  • my hearties!" cried a fourth.
  • "Silence," said the officer, "and look along your oars." But the
  • sixteen oarsmen still continued their talk; and, after pulling about
  • for two or three hours, we spied the recall-signal at the frigate's
  • fore-t'-gallant-mast-head, and returned on board, having seen no sign
  • even of the life-buoys.
  • The boats were hoisted up, the yards braced forward, and away we
  • bowled--one man less.
  • "Muster all hands!" was now the order; when, upon calling the roll, the
  • cooper was the only man missing.
  • "I told you so, men," cried the Captain of the Head; "I said we would
  • lose a man before long."
  • "Bungs, is it?" cried Scrimmage, the sheet-anchor-man; "I told him his
  • buoys wouldn't save a drowning man; and now he has proved it!"
  • CHAPTER XVIII.
  • A MAN-OF-WAR FULL AS A NUT.
  • It was necessary to supply the lost cooper's place; accordingly, word
  • was passed for all who belonged to that calling to muster at the
  • main-mast, in order that one of them might be selected. Thirteen men
  • obeyed the summons--a circumstance illustrative of the fact that many
  • good handicrafts-men are lost to their trades and the world by serving
  • in men-of-war. Indeed, from a frigate's crew might he culled out men of
  • all callings and vocations, from a backslidden parson to a broken-down
  • comedian. The Navy is the asylum for the perverse, the home of the
  • unfortunate. Here the sons of adversity meet the children of calamity,
  • and here the children of calamity meet the offspring of sin. Bankrupt
  • brokers, boot-blacks, blacklegs, and blacksmiths here assemble
  • together; and cast-away tinkers, watch-makers, quill-drivers, cobblers,
  • doctors, farmers, and lawyers compare past experiences and talk of old
  • times. Wrecked on a desert shore, a man-of-war's crew could quickly
  • found an Alexandria by themselves, and fill it with all the things
  • which go to make up a capital.
  • Frequently, at one and the same time, you see every trade in operation
  • on the gun-deck--coopering, carpentering, tailoring, tinkering,
  • blacksmithing, rope-making, preaching, gambling, and fortune-telling.
  • In truth, a man-of-war is a city afloat, with long avenues set out with
  • guns instead of trees, and numerous shady lanes, courts, and by-ways.
  • The quarter-deck is a grand square, park, or parade ground, with a
  • great Pittsfield elm, in the shape of the main-mast, at one end, and
  • fronted at the other by the palace of the Commodore's cabin.
  • Or, rather, a man-of-war is a lofty, walled, and garrisoned town, like
  • Quebec, where the thoroughfares and mostly ramparts, and peaceable
  • citizens meet armed sentries at every corner.
  • Or it is like the lodging-houses in Paris, turned upside down; the
  • first floor, or deck, being rented by a lord; the second, by a select
  • club of gentlemen; the third, by crowds of artisans; and the fourth, by
  • a whole rabble of common people.
  • For even thus is it in a frigate, where the commander has a whole cabin
  • to himself and the spar-deck, the lieutenants their ward-room
  • underneath, and the mass of sailors swing their hammocks under all.
  • And with its long rows of port-hole casements, each revealing the
  • muzzle of a cannon, a man-of-war resembles a three-story house in a
  • suspicions part of the town, with a basement of indefinite depth, and
  • ugly-looking fellows gazing out at the windows.
  • CHAPTER XIX.
  • THE JACKET ALOFT.
  • Again must I call attention to my white jacket, which, about this time
  • came near being the death of me.
  • I am of a meditative humour, and at sea used often to mount aloft at
  • night, and seating myself on one of the upper yards, tuck my jacket
  • about me and give loose to reflection. In some ships in which. I have
  • done this, the sailors used to fancy that I must be studying
  • astronomy--which, indeed, to some extent, was the case--and that my
  • object in mounting aloft was to get a nearer view of the stars,
  • supposing me, of course, to be short-sighted. A very silly conceit of
  • theirs, some may say, but not so silly after all; for surely the
  • advantage of getting nearer an object by two hundred feet is not to be
  • underrated. Then, to study the stars upon the wide, boundless sea, is
  • divine as it was to the Chaldean Magi, who observed their revolutions
  • from the plains.
  • And it is a very fine feeling, and one that fuses us into the universe
  • of things, and mates us a part of the All, to think that, wherever we
  • ocean-wanderers rove, we have still the same glorious old stars to keep
  • us company; that they still shine onward and on, forever beautiful and
  • bright, and luring us, by every ray, to die and be glorified with them.
  • Ay, ay! we sailors sail not in vain, We expatriate ourselves to
  • nationalise with the universe; and in all our voyages round the world,
  • we are still accompanied by those old circumnavigators, the stars, who
  • are shipmates and fellow-sailors of ours--sailing in heaven's blue, as
  • we on the azure main. Let genteel generations scoff at our hardened
  • hands, and finger-nails tipped with tar--did they ever clasp truer
  • palms than ours? Let them feel of our sturdy hearts beating like
  • sledge-hammers in those hot smithies, our bosoms; with their
  • amber-headed canes, let them feel of our generous pulses, and swear
  • that they go off like thirty-two-pounders.
  • Oh, give me again the rover's life--the joy, the thrill, the whirl! Let
  • me feel thee again, old sea! let me leap into thy saddle once more. I
  • am sick of these terra firma toils and cares; sick of the dust and reek
  • of towns. Let me hear the clatter of hailstones on icebergs, and not
  • the dull tramp of these plodders, plodding their dull way from their
  • cradles to their graves. Let me snuff thee up, sea-breeze! and whinny
  • in thy spray. Forbid it, sea-gods! intercede for me with Neptune, O
  • sweet Amphitrite, that no dull clod may fall on my coffin! Be mine the
  • tomb that swallowed up Pharaoh and all his hosts; let me lie down with
  • Drake, where he sleeps in the sea.
  • But when White-Jacket speaks of the rover's life, he means not life in
  • a man-of-war, which, with its martial formalities and thousand vices,
  • stabs to the heart the soul of all free-and-easy honourable rovers.
  • I have said that I was wont to mount up aloft and muse; and thus was it
  • with me the night following the loss of the cooper. Ere my watch in the
  • top had expired, high up on the main-royal-yard I reclined, the white
  • jacket folded around me like Sir John Moore in his frosted cloak.
  • Eight bells had struck, and my watchmates had hied to their hammocks,
  • and the other watch had gone to their stations, and the _top_ below me
  • was full of strangers, and still one hundred feet above even _them_ I
  • lay entranced; now dozing, now dreaming; now thinking of things past,
  • and anon of the life to come. Well-timed was the latter thought, for
  • the life to come was much nearer overtaking me than I then could
  • imagine. Perhaps I was half conscious at last of a tremulous voice
  • hailing the main-royal-yard from the _top_. But if so, the
  • consciousness glided away from me, and left me in Lethe. But when, like
  • lightning, the yard dropped under me, and instinctively I clung with
  • both hands to the "_tie_," then I came to myself with a rush, and felt
  • something like a choking hand at my throat. For an instant I thought
  • the Gulf Stream in my head was whirling me away to eternity; but the
  • next moment I found myself standing; the yard had descended to the
  • _cup_; and shaking myself in my jacket, I felt that I was unharmed and
  • alive.
  • Who had done this? who had made this attempt on my life? thought I, as
  • I ran down the rigging.
  • "Here it comes!--Lord! Lord! here it comes! See, see! it is white as a
  • hammock."
  • "Who's coming?" I shouted, springing down into the top; "who's white as
  • a hammock?"
  • "Bless my soul, Bill it's only White-Jacket--that infernal White-Jacket
  • again!"
  • It seems they had spied a moving white spot there aloft, and,
  • sailor-like, had taken me for the ghost of the cooper; and after
  • hailing me, and bidding me descend, to test my corporeality, and
  • getting no answer, they had lowered the halyards in affright.
  • In a rage I tore off the jacket, and threw it on the deck.
  • "Jacket," cried I, "you must change your complexion! you must hie to
  • the dyers and be dyed, that I may live. I have but one poor life,
  • White-Jacket, and that life I cannot spare. I cannot consent to die for
  • _you_, but be dyed you must for me. You can dye many times without
  • injury; but I cannot die without irreparable loss, and running the
  • eternal risk."
  • So in the morning, jacket in hand, I repaired to the First Lieutenant,
  • and related the narrow escape I had had during the night. I enlarged
  • upon the general perils I ran in being taken for a ghost, and earnestly
  • besought him to relax his commands for once, and give me an order on
  • Brush, the captain of the paint-room, for some black paint, that my
  • jacket might be painted of that colour.
  • "Just look at it, sir," I added, holding it lip; "did you ever see
  • anything whiter? Consider how it shines of a night, like a bit of the
  • Milky Way. A little paint, sir, you cannot refuse."
  • "The ship has no paint to spare," he said; "you must get along without
  • it."
  • "Sir, every rain gives me a soaking; Cape Horn is at hand--six
  • brushes-full would make it waterproof; and no longer would I be in
  • peril of my life!"
  • "Can't help it, sir; depart!"
  • I fear it will not be well with me in the end; for if my own sins are
  • to be forgiven only as I forgive that hard-hearted and unimpressible
  • First Lieutenant, then pardon there is none for me.
  • What! when but one dab of paint would make a man of a ghost, and it
  • Mackintosh of a herring-net--to refuse it I am full. I can say no more.
  • CHAPTER XX.
  • HOW THEY SLEEP IN A MAN-OF-WAR.
  • No more of my luckless jacket for a while; let me speak of my hammock,
  • and the tribulations I endured therefrom.
  • Give me plenty of room to swing it in; let me swing it between two
  • date-trees on an Arabian plain; or extend it diagonally from Moorish
  • pillar to pillar, in the open marble Court of the Lions in Granada's
  • Alhambra: let me swing it on a high bluff of the Mississippi--one swing
  • in the pure ether for every swing over the green grass; or let me
  • oscillate in it beneath the cool dome of St. Peter's; or drop me in it,
  • as in a balloon, from the zenith, with the whole firmament to rock and
  • expatiate in; and I would not exchange my coarse canvas hammock for the
  • grand state-bed, like a stately coach-and-four, in which they tuck in a
  • king when he passes a night at Blenheim Castle.
  • When you have the requisite room, you always have "spreaders" in your
  • hammock; that is, two horizontal sticks, one at each end, which serve
  • to keep the sides apart, and create a wide vacancy between, wherein you
  • can turn over and over--lay on this side or that; on your back, if you
  • please; stretch out your legs; in short, take your ease in your
  • hammock; for of all inns, your bed is the best.
  • But when, with five hundred other hammocks, yours is crowded and jammed
  • on all sides, on a frigate berth-deck; the third from above, when
  • "_spreaders_" are prohibited by an express edict from the Captain's
  • cabin; and every man about you is jealously watchful of the rights and
  • privileges of his own proper hammock, as settled by law and usage;
  • _then_ your hammock is your Bastile and canvas jug; into which, or out
  • of which, it is very hard to get; and where sleep is but a mockery and
  • a name.
  • Eighteen inches a man is all they allow you; eighteen inches in width;
  • in _that_ you must swing. Dreadful! they give you more swing than that
  • at the gallows.
  • During warm nights in the Tropics, your hammock is as a stew-pan; where
  • you stew and stew, till you can almost hear yourself hiss. Vain are all
  • stratagems to widen your accommodations. Let them catch you insinuating
  • your boots or other articles in the head of your hammock, by way of a
  • "spreader." Near and far, the whole rank and file of the row to which
  • you belong feel the encroachment in an instant, and are clamorous till
  • the guilty one is found out, and his pallet brought back to its
  • bearings.
  • In platoons and squadrons, they all lie on a level; their hammock
  • _clews_ crossing and recrossing in all directions, so as to present one
  • vast field-bed, midway between the ceiling and the floor; which are
  • about five feet asunder.
  • One extremely warm night, during a calm, when it was so hot that only a
  • skeleton could keep cool (from the free current of air through its
  • bones), after being drenched in my own perspiration, I managed to wedge
  • myself out of my hammock; and with what little strength I had left,
  • lowered myself gently to the deck. Let me see now, thought I, whether
  • my ingenuity cannot devise some method whereby I can have room to
  • breathe and sleep at the same time. I have it. I will lower my hammock
  • underneath all these others; and then--upon that separate and
  • independent level, at least--I shall have the whole berth-deck to
  • myself. Accordingly, I lowered away my pallet to the desired
  • point--about three inches from the floor--and crawled into it again.
  • But, alas! this arrangement made such a sweeping semi-circle of my
  • hammock, that, while my head and feet were at par, the small of my back
  • was settling down indefinitely; I felt as if some gigantic archer had
  • hold of me for a bow.
  • But there was another plan left. I triced up my hammock with all my
  • strength, so as to bring it wholly _above_ the tiers of pallets around
  • me. This done, by a last effort, I hoisted myself into it; but, alas!
  • it was much worse than before. My luckless hammock was stiff and
  • straight as a board; and there I was--laid out in it, with my nose
  • against the ceiling, like a dead man's against the lid of his coffin.
  • So at last I was fain to return to my old level, and moralise upon the
  • folly, in all arbitrary governments, of striving to get either _below_
  • or _above_ those whom legislation has placed upon an equality with
  • yourself.
  • Speaking of hammocks, recalls a circumstance that happened one night in
  • the Neversink. It was three or four times repeated, with various but
  • not fatal results.
  • The watch below was fast asleep on the berth-deck, where perfect
  • silence was reigning, when a sudden shock and a groan roused up all
  • hands; and the hem of a pair of white trowsers vanished up one of the
  • ladders at the fore-hatchway.
  • We ran toward the groan, and found a man lying on the deck; one end of
  • his hammock having given way, pitching his head close to three
  • twenty-four pound cannon shot, which must have been purposely placed in
  • that position. When it was discovered that this man had long been
  • suspected of being an _informer_ among the crew, little surprise and
  • less pleasure were evinced at his narrow escape.
  • CHAPTER XXI.
  • ONE REASON WHY MEN-OF-WAR'S MEN ARE, GENERALLY, SHORT-LIVED.
  • I cannot quit this matter of the hammocks without making mention of a
  • grievance among the sailors that ought to be redressed.
  • In a man-of-war at sea, the sailors have _watch and watch;_ that is,
  • through every twenty-four hours, they are on and off duty every four
  • hours. Now, the hammocks are piped down from the nettings (the open
  • space for stowing them, running round the top of the bulwarks) a little
  • after sunset, and piped up again when the forenoon watch is called, at
  • eight o'clock in the morning; so that during the daytime they are
  • inaccessible as pallets. This would be all well enough, did the sailors
  • have a complete night's rest; but every other night at sea, one watch
  • have only four hours in their hammocks. Indeed, deducting the time
  • allowed for the other watch to turn out; for yourself to arrange your
  • hammock, get into it, and fairly get asleep; it maybe said that, every
  • other night, you have but three hours' sleep in your hammock. Having
  • then been on deck for twice four hours, at eight o'clock in the morning
  • your _watch-below_ comes round, and you are not liable to duty until
  • noon. Under like circumstances, a merchant seaman goes to his _bunk_,
  • and has the benefit of a good long sleep. But in a man-of-war you can
  • do no such thing; your hammock is very neatly stowed in the nettings,
  • and there it must remain till nightfall.
  • But perhaps there is a corner for you somewhere along the batteries on
  • the gun-deck, where you may enjoy a snug nap. But as no one is allowed
  • to recline on the larboard side of the gun-deck (which is reserved as a
  • corridor for the officers when they go forward to their smoking-room at
  • the _bridle-port_), the starboard side only is left to the seaman. But
  • most of this side, also, is occupied by the carpenters, sail-makers,
  • barbers, and coopers. In short, so few are the corners where you can
  • snatch a nap during daytime in a frigate, that not one in ten of the
  • watch, who have been on deck eight hours, can get a wink of sleep till
  • the following night. Repeatedly, after by good fortune securing a
  • corner, I have been roused from it by some functionary commissioned to
  • keep it clear.
  • Off Cape Horn, what before had been very uncomfortable became a serious
  • hardship. Drenched through and through by the spray of the sea at
  • night. I have sometimes slept standing on the spar-deck--and shuddered
  • as I slept--for the want of sufficient sleep in my hammock.
  • During three days of the stormiest weather, we were given the privilege
  • of the _berth-deck_ (at other times strictly interdicted), where we
  • were permitted to spread our jackets, and take a nap in the morning
  • after the eight hours' night exposure. But this privilege was but a
  • beggarly one, indeed. Not to speak of our jackets--used for
  • blankets--being soaking wet, the spray, coming down the hatchways, kept
  • the planks of the berth-deck itself constantly wet; whereas, had we
  • been permitted our hammocks, we might have swung dry over all this
  • deluge. But we endeavoured to make ourselves as warm and comfortable as
  • possible, chiefly by close stowing, so as to generate a little steam,
  • in the absence of any fire-side warmth. You have seen, perhaps, the way
  • in which they box up subjects intended to illustrate the winter
  • lectures of a professor of surgery. Just so we laid; heel and point,
  • face to back, dove-tailed into each other at every ham and knee. The
  • wet of our jackets, thus densely packed, would soon begin to distill.
  • But it was like pouring hot water on you to keep you from freezing. It
  • was like being "packed" between the soaked sheets in a Water-cure
  • Establishment.
  • Such a posture could not be preserved for any considerable period
  • without shifting side for side. Three or four times during the four
  • hours I would be startled from a wet doze by the hoarse cry of a fellow
  • who did the duty of a corporal at the after-end of my file. "_Sleepers
  • ahoy! stand by to slew round!_" and, with a double shuffle, we all
  • rolled in concert, and found ourselves facing the taffrail instead of
  • the bowsprit. But, however you turned, your nose was sure to stick to
  • one or other of the steaming backs on your two flanks. There was some
  • little relief in the change of odour consequent upon this.
  • But what is the reason that, after battling out eight stormy hours on
  • deck at, night, men-of-war's-men are not allowed the poor boon of a dry
  • four hours' nap during the day following? What is the reason? The
  • Commodore, Captain, and first Lieutenant, Chaplain, Purser, and scores
  • of others, have _all night in_, just as if they were staying at a hotel
  • on shore. And the junior Lieutenants not only have their cots to go to
  • at any time: but as only one of them is required to head the watch, and
  • there are so many of them among whom to divide that duty, they are only
  • on deck four hours to twelve hours below. In some eases the proportion
  • is still greater. Whereas, with _the people_ it is four hours in and
  • four hours off continually.
  • What is the reason, then, that the common seamen should fare so hard in
  • this matter? It would seem but a simple thing to let them get down
  • their hammocks during the day for a nap. But no; such a proceeding
  • would mar the uniformity of daily events in a man-of-war. It seems
  • indispensable to the picturesque effect of the spar-deck, that the
  • hammocks should invariably remain stowed in the nettings between
  • sunrise and sundown. But the chief reason is this--a reason which has
  • sanctioned many an abuse in this world--_precedents are against it;_
  • such a thing as sailors sleeping in their hammocks in the daytime,
  • after being eight hours exposed to a night-storm, was hardly ever heard
  • of in the navy. Though, to the immortal honour of some captains be it
  • said, the fact is upon navy record, that off Cape Horn, they _have_
  • vouchsafed the morning hammocks to their crew. Heaven bless such
  • tender-hearted officers; and may they and their descendants--ashore or
  • afloat--have sweet and pleasant slumbers while they live, and an
  • undreaming siesta when they die.
  • It is concerning such things as the subject of this chapter that
  • special enactments of Congress are demanded. Health and comfort--so far
  • as duly attainable under the circumstances--should be legally
  • guaranteed to the man-of-war's-men; and not left to the discretion or
  • caprice of their commanders.
  • CHAPTER XXII.
  • WASH-DAY AND HOUSE-CLEANING IN A MAN-OF-WAR.
  • Besides the other tribulations connected with your hammock, you must
  • keep it snow-white and clean; who has not observed the long rows of
  • spotless hammocks exposed in a frigate's nettings, where, through the
  • day, their outsides, at least, are kept airing?
  • Hence it comes that there are regular mornings appointed for the
  • scrubbing of hammocks; and such mornings are called
  • _scrub-hammock-mornings;_ and desperate is the scrubbing that ensues.
  • Before daylight the operation begins. All hands are called, and at it
  • they go. Every deck is spread with hammocks, fore and aft; and lucky
  • are you if you can get sufficient superfices to spread your own hammock
  • in. Down on their knees are five hundred men, scrubbing away with
  • brushes and brooms; jostling, and crowding, and quarrelling about using
  • each other's suds; when all their Purser's soap goes to create one
  • indiscriminate yeast.
  • Sometimes you discover that, in the dark, you have been all the while
  • scrubbing your next neighbour's hammock instead of your own. But it is
  • too late to begin over again; for now the word is passed for every man
  • to advance with his hammock, that it may be tied to a net-like
  • frame-work of clothes-lines, and hoisted aloft to dry.
  • That done, without delay you get together your frocks and trowsers, and
  • on the already flooded deck embark in the laundry business. You have no
  • special bucket or basin to yourself--the ship being one vast wash-tub,
  • where all hands wash and rinse out, and rinse out and wash, till at
  • last the word is passed again, to make fast your clothes, that they,
  • also, may be elevated to dry.
  • Then on all three decks the operation of holy-stoning begins, so called
  • from the queer name bestowed upon the principal instruments employed.
  • These are ponderous flat stones with long ropes at each end, by which
  • the stones are slidden about, to and fro, over the wet and sanded
  • decks; a most wearisome, dog-like, galley-slave employment. For the
  • byways and corners about the masts and guns, smaller stones are used,
  • called _prayer-books;_ inasmuch as the devout operator has to down with
  • them on his knees.
  • Finally, a grand flooding takes place, and the decks are remorselessly
  • thrashed with dry swabs. After which an extraordinary implement--a sort
  • of leathern hoe called a"_squilgee_"--is used to scrape and squeeze the
  • last dribblings of water from the planks. Concerning this "squilgee," I
  • think something of drawing up a memoir, and reading it before the
  • Academy of Arts and Sciences. It is a most curious affair.
  • By the time all these operations are concluded it is _eight bell's_,
  • and all hands are piped to breakfast upon the damp and every-way
  • disagreeable decks.
  • Now, against this invariable daily flooding of the three decks of a
  • frigate, as a man-of-war's-man, White-Jacket most earnestly protests.
  • In sunless weather it keeps the sailors' quarters perpetually damp; so
  • much so, that you can scarce sit down without running the risk of
  • getting the lumbago. One rheumatic old sheet-anchor-man among us was
  • driven to the extremity of sewing a piece of tarred canvas on the seat
  • of his trowsers.
  • Let those neat and tidy officers who so love to see a ship kept spick
  • and span clean; who institute vigorous search after the man who chances
  • to drop the crumb of a biscuit on deck, when the ship is rolling in a
  • sea-way; let all such swing their hammocks with the sailors; and they
  • would soon get sick of this daily damping of the decks.
  • Is a ship a wooden platter, that is to be scrubbed out every morning
  • before breakfast, even if the thermometer be at zero, and every sailor
  • goes barefooted through the flood with the chilblains? And all the
  • while the ship carries a doctor, well aware of Boerhaave's great maxim
  • "_keep the feet dry_." He has plenty of pills to give you when you are
  • down with a fever, the consequence of these things; but enters no
  • protest at the outset--as it is his duty to do--against the cause that
  • induces the fever.
  • During the pleasant night watches, the promenading officers, mounted on
  • their high-heeled boots, pass dry-shod, like the Israelites, over the
  • decks; but by daybreak the roaring tide sets back, and the poor sailors
  • are almost overwhelmed in it, like the Egyptians in the Red Sea.
  • Oh! the chills, colds, and agues that are caught. No snug stove, grate,
  • or fireplace to go to; no, your only way to keep warm is to keep in a
  • blazing passion, and anathematise the custom that every morning makes a
  • wash-house of a man-of-war.
  • Look at it. Say you go on board a line-of-battle-ship: you see
  • everything scrupulously neat; you see all the decks clear and
  • unobstructed as the sidewalks of Wall Street of a Sunday morning; you
  • see no trace of a sailor's dormitory; you marvel by what magic all this
  • is brought about. And well you may. For consider, that in this
  • unobstructed fabric nearly one thousand mortal men have to sleep, eat,
  • wash, dress, cook, and perform all the ordinary functions of humanity.
  • The same number of men ashore would expand themselves into a township.
  • Is it credible, then, that this extraordinary neatness, and especially
  • this _unobstructedness_ of a man-of-war, can be brought about, except
  • by the most rigorous edicts, and a very serious sacrifice, with respect
  • to the sailors, of the domestic comforts of life? To be sure, sailors
  • themselves do not often complain of these things; they are used to
  • them; but man can become used even to the hardest usage. And it is
  • because he is used to it, that sometimes he does not complain of it.
  • Of all men-of-war, the American ships are the most excessively neat,
  • and have the greatest reputation for it. And of all men-of-war the
  • general discipline of the American ships is the most arbitrary.
  • In the English navy, the men liberally mess on tables, which, between
  • meals, are triced up out of the way. The American sailors mess on deck,
  • and pick up their broken biscuit, or _midshipman's nuts_, like fowls in
  • a barn-yard.
  • But if this unobstructedness in an American fighting-ship be, at all
  • hazards, so desirable, why not imitate the Turks? In the Turkish navy
  • they have no mess-chests; the sailors roll their mess things up in a
  • rug, and thrust them under a gun. Nor do they have any hammocks; they
  • sleep anywhere about the decks in their _gregoes_. Indeed, come to look
  • at it, what more does a man-of-war's-man absolutely require to live in
  • than his own skin? That's room enough; and room enough to turn in, if
  • he but knew how to shift his spine, end for end, like a ramrod, without
  • disturbing his next neighbour.
  • Among all men-of-war's-men, it is a maxim that over-neat vessels are
  • Tartars to the crew: and perhaps it may be safely laid down that, when
  • you see such a ship, some sort of tyranny is not very far off.
  • In the Neversink, as in other national ships, the business of
  • _holy-stoning_ the decks was often prolonged, by way of punishment to
  • the men, particularly of a raw, cold morning. This is one of the
  • punishments which a lieutenant of the watch may easily inflict upon the
  • crew, without infringing the statute which places the power of
  • punishment solely in the hands of the Captain.
  • The abhorrence which men-of-war's-men have for this protracted
  • _holy-stoning_ in cold, comfortless weather--with their bare feet
  • exposed to the splashing inundations--is shown in a strange story, rife
  • among them, curiously tinctured with their proverbial superstitions.
  • The First Lieutenant of an English sloop of war, a severe
  • disciplinarian, was uncommonly particular concerning the whiteness of
  • the quarter-deck. One bitter winter morning at sea, when the crew had
  • washed that part of the vessel, as usual, and put away their
  • holy-stones, this officer came on deck, and after inspecting it,
  • ordered the _holy-stones_ and _prayer-books_ up again. Once more
  • slipping off the shoes from their frosted feet, and rolling up their
  • trowsers, the crew kneeled down to their task; and in that suppliant
  • posture, silently invoked a curse upon their tyrant; praying, as he
  • went below, that he might never more come out of the ward-room alive.
  • The prayer seemed answered: for shortly after being visited with a
  • paralytic stroke at his breakfast-table, the First Lieutenant next
  • morning was carried out of the ward-room feet foremost, dead. As they
  • dropped him over the side--so goes the story--the marine sentry at the
  • gangway turned his back upon the corpse.
  • To the credit of the humane and sensible portion of the roll of
  • American navy-captains, be it added, that _they_ are not so particular
  • in keeping the decks spotless at all times, and in all weathers; nor do
  • they torment the men with scraping bright-wood and polishing
  • ring-bolts; but give all such gingerbread-work a hearty coat of black
  • paint, which looks more warlike, is a better preservative, and exempts
  • the sailors from a perpetual annoyance.
  • CHAPTER XXIII.
  • THEATRICALS IN A MAN-OF-WAR.
  • The Neversink had summered out her last Christmas on the Equator; she
  • was now destined to winter out the Fourth of July not very far from the
  • frigid latitudes of Cape Horn.
  • It is sometimes the custom in the American Navy to celebrate this
  • national holiday by doubling the allowance of spirits to the men; that
  • is, if the ship happen to be lying in harbour. The effects of this
  • patriotic plan may be easily imagined: the whole ship is converted into
  • a dram-shop; and the intoxicated sailors reel about, on all three
  • decks, singing, howling, and fighting. This is the time that, owing to
  • the relaxed discipline of the ship, old and almost forgotten quarrels
  • are revived, under the stimulus of drink; and, fencing themselves up
  • between the guns--so as to be sure of a clear space with at least three
  • walls--the combatants, two and two, fight out their hate, cribbed and
  • cabined like soldiers duelling in a sentry-box. In a word, scenes ensue
  • which would not for a single instant be tolerated by the officers upon
  • any other occasion. This is the time that the most venerable of
  • quarter-gunners and quarter-masters, together with the smallest
  • apprentice boys, and men never known to have been previously
  • intoxicated during the cruise--this is the time that they all roll
  • together in the same muddy trough of drunkenness.
  • In emulation of the potentates of the Middle Ages, some Captains
  • augment the din by authorising a grand jail-delivery of all the
  • prisoners who, on that auspicious Fourth of the month, may happen to be
  • confined in the ship's prison--"_the brig_."
  • But from scenes like these the Neversink was happily delivered. Besides
  • that she was now approaching a most perilous part of the ocean--which
  • would have made it madness to intoxicate the sailors--her complete
  • destitution of _grog_, even for ordinary consumption, was an obstacle
  • altogether insuperable, even had the Captain felt disposed to indulge
  • his man-of-war's-men by the most copious libations.
  • For several days previous to the advent of the holiday, frequent
  • conferences were held on the gun-deck touching the melancholy prospects
  • before the ship.
  • "Too bad--too bad!" cried a top-man, "Think of it, shipmates--a Fourth
  • of July without grog!"
  • "I'll hoist the Commodore's pennant at half-mast that day," sighed the
  • signal-quarter-master.
  • "And I'll turn my best uniform jacket wrong side out, to keep company
  • with the pennant, old Ensign," sympathetically responded an
  • after-guard's-man.
  • "Ay, do!" cried a forecastle-man. "I could almost pipe my eye to think
  • on't."
  • "No grog on de day dat tried men's souls!" blubbered Sunshine, the
  • galley-cook.
  • "Who would be a _Jankee_ now?" roared a Hollander of the fore-top, more
  • Dutch than sour-crout.
  • "Is this the _riglar_ fruits of liberty?" touchingly inquired an Irish
  • waister of an old Spanish sheet-anchor-man.
  • You will generally observe that, of all Americans, your foreign-born
  • citizens are the most patriotic--especially toward the Fourth of July.
  • But how could Captain Claret, the father of his crew, behold the grief
  • of his ocean children with indifference? He could not. Three days
  • before the anniversary--it still continuing very pleasant weather for
  • these latitudes--it was publicly announced that free permission was
  • given to the sailors to get up any sort of theatricals they desired,
  • wherewith to honour the Fourth.
  • Now, some weeks prior to the Neversink's sailing from home--nearly
  • three years before the time here spoken of--some of the seamen had
  • clubbed together, and made up a considerable purse, for the purpose of
  • purchasing a theatrical outfit having in view to diversify the monotony
  • of lying in foreign harbours for weeks together, by an occasional
  • display on the boards--though if ever there w-as a continual theatre in
  • the world, playing by night and by day, and without intervals between
  • the acts, a man-of-war is that theatre, and her planks are the _boards_
  • indeed.
  • The sailors who originated this scheme had served in other American
  • frigates, where the privilege of having theatricals was allowed to the
  • crew. What was their chagrin, then, when, upon making an application to
  • the Captain, in a Peruvian harbour, for permission to present the
  • much-admired drama of "_The Ruffian Boy_," under the Captain's personal
  • patronage, that dignitary assured them that there were already enough
  • _ruffian boys_ on board, without conjuring up any more from the
  • green-room.
  • The theatrical outfit, therefore, was stowed down in the bottom of the
  • sailors' bags, who little anticipated _then_ that it would ever be
  • dragged out while Captain Claret had the sway.
  • But immediately upon the announcement that the embargo was removed,
  • vigorous preparations were at once commenced to celebrate the Fourth
  • with unwonted spirit. The half-deck was set apart for the theatre, and
  • the signal-quarter-master was commanded to loan his flags to decorate
  • it in the most patriotic style.
  • As the stage-struck portion of the crew had frequently during the
  • cruise rehearsed portions of various plays, to while away the tedium of
  • the night-watches, they needed no long time now to perfect themselves
  • in their parts.
  • Accordingly, on the very next morning after the indulgence had been
  • granted by the Captain, the following written placard, presenting a
  • broadside of staring capitals, was found tacked against the main-mast
  • on the gun-deck. It was as if a Drury-Lane bill had been posted upon
  • the London Monument.
  • CAPE HORN THEATRE.
  • * * * * * * * *
  • _Grand Celebration of the Fourth of July_.
  • DAY PERFORMANCE.
  • UNCOMMON ATTRACTION.
  • THE OLD WAGON PAID OFF!
  • JACK CHASE. . . . PERCY ROYAL-MAST.
  • STARS OF THE FIRST MAGNITUDE.
  • _For this time only_.
  • THE TRUE YANKEE SAILOR.
  • The managers of the Cape Horn Theatre beg leave to inform
  • the inhabitants of the Pacific and Southern Oceans that,
  • on the afternoon of the Fourth of July, 184--, they will
  • have the honour to present the admired drama of
  • THE OLD WAGON PAID OFF!
  • Commodore Bougee . . . . _Tom Brown, of the Fore-top_.
  • Captain Spy-glass . . . . _Ned Brace, of the After-Guard_.
  • Commodore's Cockswain. . . _Joe Bunk, of the Launch_.
  • Old Luff . . . . . . . _Quarter-master Coffin._
  • Mayor . . . . . . . . _Seafull, of the Forecastle_.
  • PERCY ROYAL-MAST . . . . JACK CHASE.
  • Mrs. Lovelorn . . . . . _Long-locks, of the After-Guard_.
  • Toddy Moll . . . . . . _Frank Jones_.
  • Gin and Sugar Sall. . . . _Dick Dash_.
  • Sailors, Mariners, Bar-keepers, Crimps, Aldermen,
  • Police-officer's, Soldiers, Landsmen generally.
  • * * * * * * * *
  • Long live the Commodore! :: Admission Free.
  • * * * * * * * *
  • To conclude with the much-admired song by Dibdin,
  • altered to suit all American Tars, entitled
  • THE TRUE YANKEE SAILOR.
  • True Yankee Sailor (in costume), Patrick Flinegan,
  • Captain of the Head.
  • Performance to commence with "Hail Columbia," by the Brass
  • Band. Ensign rises at three bells, P.M. No sailor permitted
  • to enter in his shirt-sleeves. Good order is expected to be
  • maintained. The Master-at-arms and Ship's Corporals to be in
  • attendance to keep the peace.
  • At the earnest entreaties of the seamen, Lemsford, the gun-deck poet,
  • had been prevailed upon to draw up this bill. And upon this one
  • occasion his literary abilities were far from being underrated, even by
  • the least intellectual person on board. Nor must it be omitted that,
  • before the bill was placarded, Captain Claret, enacting the part of
  • censor and grand chamberlain ran over a manuscript copy of "_The Old
  • Wagon Paid Off_," to see whether it contained anything calculated to
  • breed disaffection against lawful authority among the crew. He objected
  • to some parts, but in the end let them all pass.
  • The morning of The Fourth--most anxiously awaited--dawned clear and
  • fair. The breeze was steady; the air bracing cold; and one and all the
  • sailors anticipated a gleeful afternoon. And thus was falsified the
  • prophecies of certain old growlers averse to theatricals, who had
  • predicted a gale of wind that would squash all the arrangements of the
  • green-room.
  • As the men whose regular turns, at the time of the performance, would
  • come round to be stationed in the tops, and at the various halyards and
  • running ropes about the spar-deck, could not be permitted to partake in
  • the celebration, there accordingly ensued, during the morning, many
  • amusing scenes of tars who were anxious to procure substitutes at their
  • posts. Through the day, many anxious glances were cast to windward; but
  • the weather still promised fair.
  • At last _the people_ were piped to dinner; two bells struck; and soon
  • after, all who could be spared from their stations hurried to the
  • half-deck. The capstan bars were placed on shot-boxes, as at prayers on
  • Sundays, furnishing seats for the audience, while a low stage, rigged
  • by the carpenter's gang, was built at one end of the open space. The
  • curtain was composed of a large ensign, and the bulwarks round about
  • were draperied with the flags of all nations. The ten or twelve members
  • of the brass band were ranged in a row at the foot of the stage, their
  • polished instruments in their hands, while the consequential Captain of
  • the Band himself was elevated upon a gun carriage.
  • At three bells precisely a group of ward-room officers emerged from the
  • after-hatchway, and seated themselves upon camp-stools, in a central
  • position, with the stars and stripes for a canopy. _That_ was the royal
  • box. The sailors looked round for the Commodore but neither Commodore
  • nor Captain honored _the people_ with their presence.
  • At the call of a bugle the band struck up _Hail Columbia_, the whole
  • audience keeping time, as at Drury Lane, when _God Save The King_ is
  • played after a great national victory.
  • At the discharge of a marine's musket the curtain rose, and four
  • sailors, in the picturesque garb of Maltese mariners, staggered on the
  • stage in a feigned state of intoxication. The truthfulness of the
  • representation was much heightened by the roll of the ship.
  • "The Commodore," "Old Luff," "The Mayor," and "Gin and Sugar Sall,"
  • were played to admiration, and received great applause. But at the
  • first appearance of that universal favourite, Jack Chase, in the
  • chivalric character of _Percy Royal-Mast_, the whole audience
  • simultaneously rose to their feet, and greeted hire with three hearty
  • cheers, that almost took the main-top-sail aback.
  • Matchless Jack, _in full fig_, bowed again and again, with true
  • quarter-deck grace and self possession; and when five or six untwisted
  • strands of rope and bunches of oakum were thrown to him, as substitutes
  • for bouquets, he took them one by one, and gallantly hung them from the
  • buttons of his jacket.
  • "Hurrah! hurrah! hurrah!--go on! go on!--stop hollering--hurrah!--go
  • on!--stop hollering--hurrah!" was now heard on all sides, till at last,
  • seeing no end to the enthusiasm of his ardent admirers, Matchless Jack
  • stepped forward, and, with his lips moving in pantomime, plunged into
  • the thick of the part. Silence soon followed, but was fifty times
  • broken by uncontrollable bursts of applause. At length, when that
  • heart-thrilling scene came on, where Percy Royal-Mast rescues fifteen
  • oppressed sailors from the watch-house, in the teeth of a posse of
  • constables, the audience leaped to their feet, overturned the capstan
  • bars, and to a man hurled their hats on the stage in a delirium of
  • delight. Ah Jack, that was a ten-stroke indeed!
  • The commotion was now terrific; all discipline seemed gone for ever;
  • the Lieutenants ran in among the men, the Captain darted from his
  • cabin, and the Commodore nervously questioned the armed sentry at his
  • door as to what the deuce _the people_ were about. In the midst of all
  • this, the trumpet of the officer-of-the-deck, commanding the
  • top-gallant sails to be taken in, was almost completely drowned. A
  • black squall was coming down on the weather-bow, and the boat-swain's
  • mates bellowed themselves hoarse at the main-hatchway. There is no
  • knowing what would have ensued, had not the bass drum suddenly been
  • heard, calling all hands to quarters, a summons not to be withstood.
  • The sailors pricked their ears at it, as horses at the sound of a
  • cracking whip, and confusedly stumbled up the ladders to their
  • stations. The next moment all was silent but the wind, howling like a
  • thousand devils in the cordage.
  • "Stand by to reef all three top-sails!--settle away the halyards!--haul
  • out--so: make fast!--aloft, top-men! and reef away!"
  • Thus, in storm and tempest terminated that day's theatricals. But the
  • sailors never recovered from the disappointment of not having the
  • "_True Yankee Sailor_" sung by the Irish Captain of the Head.
  • And here White-jacket must moralize a bit. The unwonted spectacle of
  • the row of gun-room officers mingling with "the people" in applauding a
  • mere seaman like Jack Chase, filled me at the time with the most
  • pleasurable emotions. It is a sweet thing, thought I, to see these
  • officers confess a human brotherhood with us, after all; a sweet thing
  • to mark their cordial appreciation of the manly merits of my matchless
  • Jack. Ah! they are noble fellows all round, and I do not know but I
  • have wronged them sometimes in my thoughts.
  • Nor was it without similar pleasurable feelings that I witnessed the
  • temporary rupture of the ship's stern discipline, consequent upon the
  • tumult of the theatricals. I thought to myself, this now is as it
  • should be. It is good to shake off, now and then, this iron yoke round
  • our necks. And after having once permitted us sailors to be a little
  • noisy, in a harmless way--somewhat merrily turbulent--the officers
  • cannot, with any good grace, be so excessively stern and unyielding as
  • before. I began to think a man-of-war a man-of-peace-and-good-will,
  • after all. But, alas! disappointment came.
  • Next morning the same old scene was enacted at the gang-way. And
  • beholding the row of uncompromising-looking-officers there assembled
  • with the Captain, to witness punishment--the same officers who had been
  • so cheerfully disposed over night--an old sailor touched my shoulder
  • and said, "See, White-Jacket, all round they have _shipped their
  • quarter-deck faces again_. But this is the way."
  • I afterward learned that this was an old man-of-war's-man's phrase,
  • expressive of the facility with which a sea-officer falls back upon all
  • the severity of his dignity, after a temporary suspension of it.
  • CHAPTER XXIV.
  • INTRODUCTORY TO CAPE HORN.
  • And now, through drizzling fogs and vapours, and under damp,
  • double-reefed top-sails, our wet-decked frigate drew nearer and nearer
  • to the squally Cape.
  • Who has not heard of it? Cape Horn, Cape Horn--a _horn_ indeed, that
  • has tossed many a good ship. Was the descent of Orpheus, Ulysses, or
  • Dante into Hell, one whit more hardy and sublime than the first
  • navigator's weathering of that terrible Cape?
  • Turned on her heel by a fierce West Wind, many an outward-bound ship
  • has been driven across the Southern Ocean to the Cape of Good
  • Hope--_that_ way to seek a passage to the Pacific. And that stormy
  • Cape, I doubt not, has sent many a fine craft to the bottom, and told
  • no tales. At those ends of the earth are no chronicles. What signify
  • the broken spars and shrouds that, day after day, are driven before the
  • prows of more fortunate vessels? or the tall masts, imbedded in
  • icebergs, that are found floating by? They but hint the old story--of
  • ships that have sailed from their ports, and never more have been heard
  • of.
  • Impracticable Cape! You may approach it from this direction or that--in
  • any way you please--from the East or from the West; with the wind
  • astern, or abeam, or on the quarter; and still Cape Horn is Cape Horn.
  • Cape Horn it is that takes the conceit out of fresh-water sailors, and
  • steeps in a still salter brine the saltest. Woe betide the tyro; the
  • fool-hardy, Heaven preserve!
  • Your Mediterranean captain, who with a cargo of oranges has hitherto
  • made merry runs across the Atlantic, without so much as furling a
  • t'-gallant-sail, oftentimes, off Cape Horn, receives a lesson which he
  • carries to the grave; though the grave--as is too often the
  • case--follows so hard on the lesson that no benefit comes from the
  • experience.
  • Other strangers who draw nigh to this Patagonia termination of our
  • Continent, with their souls full of its shipwrecks and
  • disasters--top-sails cautiously reefed, and everything guardedly
  • snug--these strangers at first unexpectedly encountering a tolerably
  • smooth sea, rashly conclude that the Cape, after all, is but a bugbear;
  • they have been imposed upon by fables, and founderings and sinkings
  • hereabouts are all cock-and-bull stories.
  • "Out reefs, my hearties; fore and aft set t'-gallant-sails! stand by to
  • give her the fore-top-mast stun'-sail!"
  • But, Captain Rash, those sails of yours were much safer in the
  • sail-maker's loft. For now, while the heedless craft is bounding over
  • the billows, a black cloud rises out of the sea; the sun drops down
  • from the sky; a horrible mist far and wide spreads over the water.
  • "Hands by the halyards! Let go! Clew up!"
  • Too late.
  • For ere the ropes' ends can be the east off from the pins, the tornado
  • is blowing down to the bottom of their throats. The masts are willows,
  • the sails ribbons, the cordage wool; the whole ship is brewed into the
  • yeast of the gale.
  • An now, if, when the first green sea breaks over him, Captain Rash is
  • not swept overboard, he has his hands full be sure. In all probability
  • his three masts have gone by the board, and, ravelled into list, his
  • sails are floating in the air. Or, perhaps, the ship _broaches to_, or
  • is _brought by the lee_. In either ease, Heaven help the sailors, their
  • wives and their little ones; and heaven help the underwriters.
  • Familiarity with danger makes a brave man braver, but less daring. Thus
  • with seamen: he who goes the oftenest round Cape Horn goes the most
  • circumspectly. A veteran mariner is never deceived by the treacherous
  • breezes which sometimes waft him pleasantly toward the latitude of the
  • Cape. No sooner does he come within a certain distance of
  • it--previously fixed in his own mind--than all hands are turned to
  • setting the ship in storm-trim; and never mind how light the breeze,
  • down come his t'-gallant-yards. He "bends" his strongest storm-sails,
  • and lashes every-thing on deck securely. The ship is then ready for the
  • worst; and if, in reeling round the headland, she receives a broadside,
  • it generally goes well with her. If ill, all hands go to the bottom
  • with quiet consciences.
  • Among sea-captains, there are some who seem to regard the genius of the
  • Cape as a wilful, capricious jade, that must be courted and coaxed into
  • complaisance. First, they come along under easy sails; do not steer
  • boldly for the headland, but tack this way and that--sidling up to it,
  • Now they woo the Jezebel with a t'-gallant-studding-sail; anon, they
  • deprecate her wrath with double-reefed-topsails. When, at length, her
  • unappeasable fury is fairly aroused, and all round the dismantled ship
  • the storm howls and howls for days together, they still persevere in
  • their efforts. First, they try unconditional submission; furling every
  • rag and _heaving to_: laying like a log, for the tempest to toss
  • wheresoever it pleases.
  • This failing, they set a _spencer_ or _try-sail_, and shift on the
  • other tack. Equally vain! The gale sings as hoarsely as before. At
  • last, the wind comes round fair; they drop the fore-sail; square the
  • yards, and scud before it; their implacable foe chasing them with
  • tornadoes, as if to show her insensibility to the last.
  • Other ships, without encountering these terrible gales, spend week
  • after week endeavouring to turn this boisterous world-corner against a
  • continual head-wind. Tacking hither and thither, in the language of
  • sailors they _polish_ the Cape by beating about its edges so long.
  • Le Mair and Schouten, two Dutchmen, were the first navigators who
  • weathered Cape Horn. Previous to this, passages had been made to the
  • Pacific by the Straits of Magellan; nor, indeed, at that period, was it
  • known to a certainty that there was any other route, or that the land
  • now called Terra del Fuego was an island. A few leagues southward from
  • Terra del Fuego is a cluster of small islands, the Diegoes; between
  • which and the former island are the Straits of Le Mair, so called in
  • honour of their discoverer, who first sailed through them into the
  • Pacific. Le Mair and Schouten, in their small, clumsy vessels,
  • encountered a series of tremendous gales, the prelude to the long train
  • of similar hardships which most of their followers have experienced. It
  • is a significant fact, that Schouten's vessel, the _Horne_, which gave
  • its name to the Cape, was almost lost in weathering it.
  • The next navigator round the Cape was Sir Francis Drake, who, on
  • Raleigh's Expedition, beholding for the first time, from the Isthmus of
  • Darien, the "goodlie South Sea," like a true-born Englishman, vowed,
  • please God, to sail an English ship thereon; which the gallant sailor
  • did, to the sore discomfiture of the Spaniards on the coasts of Chili
  • and Peru.
  • But perhaps the greatest hardships on record, in making this celebrated
  • passage, were those experienced by Lord Anson's squadron in 1736. Three
  • remarkable and most interesting narratives record their disasters and
  • sufferings. The first, jointly written by the carpenter and gunner of
  • the Wager; the second by young Byron, a midshipman in the same ship;
  • the third, by the chaplain of the Centurion. White-Jacket has them all;
  • and they are fine reading of a boisterous March night, with the
  • casement rattling in your ear, and the chimney-stacks blowing down upon
  • the pavement, bubbling with rain-drops.
  • But if you want the best idea of Cape Horn, get my friend Dana's
  • unmatchable "Two Years Before the Mast." But you can read, and so you
  • must have read it. His chapters describing Cape Horn must have been
  • written with an icicle.
  • At the present day the horrors of the Cape have somewhat abated. This
  • is owing to a growing familiarity with it; but, more than all, to the
  • improved condition of ships in all respects, and the means now
  • generally in use of preserving the health of the crews in times of
  • severe and prolonged exposure.
  • CHAPTER XXV
  • THE DOG-DAYS OFF CAPE HORN.
  • Colder and colder; we are drawing nigh to the Cape. Now gregoes, pea
  • jackets, monkey jackets reefing jackets, storm jackets, oil jackets,
  • paint jackets, round jackets short jackets, long jackets, and all
  • manner of jackets, are the order of the day, not excepting the immortal
  • white jacket, which begins to be sturdily buttoned up to the throat,
  • and pulled down vigorously at the skirts, to bring them well over the
  • loins.
  • But, alas! those skirts were lamentably scanty; and though, with its
  • quiltings, the jacket was stuffed out about the breasts like a
  • Christmas turkey, and of a dry cold day kept the wearer warm enough in
  • that vicinity, yet about the loins it was shorter than ballet-dancer's
  • skirts; so that while my chest was in the temperate zone close
  • adjoining the torrid, my hapless thighs were in Nova Zembla, hardly an
  • icicle's toss from the Pole.
  • Then, again, the repeated soakings and dryings it had undergone, had by
  • this time made it shrink woefully all over, especially in the arms, so
  • that the wristbands had gradually crawled up near to the elbows; and it
  • required an energetic thrust to push the arm through, in drawing the
  • jacket on.
  • I endeavoured to amend these misfortunes by sewing a sort of canvas
  • ruffle round the skirts, by way of a continuation or supplement to the
  • original work, and by doing the same with the wristbands.
  • This is the time for oil-skin suits, dread-naughts, tarred trowsers and
  • overalls, sea-boots, comforters, mittens, woollen socks, Guernsey
  • frocks, Havre shirts, buffalo-robe shirts, and moose-skin drawers.
  • Every man's jacket is his wigwam, and every man's hat his caboose.
  • Perfect license is now permitted to the men respecting their clothing.
  • Whatever they can rake and scrape together they put on--swaddling
  • themselves in old sails, and drawing old socks over their heads for
  • night-caps. This is the time for smiting your chest with your hand, and
  • talking loud to keep up the circulation.
  • Colder, and colder, and colder, till at last we spoke a fleet of
  • icebergs bound North. After that, it was one incessant "_cold snap_,"
  • that almost snapped off our fingers and toes. Cold! It was cold as
  • _Blue Flujin_, where sailors say fire freezes.
  • And now coming up with the latitude of the Cape, we stood southward to
  • give it a wide berth, and while so doing were becalmed; ay, becalmed
  • off Cape Horn, which is worse, far worse, than being becalmed on the
  • Line.
  • Here we lay forty-eight hours, during which the cold was intense. I
  • wondered at the liquid sea, which refused to freeze in such a
  • temperature. The clear, cold sky overhead looked like a steel-blue
  • cymbal, that might ring, could you smite it. Our breath came and went
  • like puffs' of smoke from pipe-bowls. At first there was a long gauky
  • swell, that obliged us to furl most of the sails, and even send down
  • t'-gallant-yards, for fear of pitching them overboard.
  • Out of sight of land, at this extremity of both the inhabitable and
  • uninhabitable world, our peopled frigate, echoing with the voices of
  • men, the bleating of lambs, the cackling of fowls, the gruntings of
  • pigs, seemed like Noah's old ark itself, becalmed at the climax of the
  • Deluge.
  • There was nothing to be done but patiently to await the pleasure of the
  • elements, and "whistle for a wind," the usual practice of seamen in a
  • calm. No fire was allowed, except for the indispensable purpose of
  • cooking, and heating bottles of water to toast Selvagee's feet. He who
  • possessed the largest stock of vitality, stood the best chance to
  • escape freezing. It was horrifying. In such weather any man could have
  • undergone amputation with great ease, and helped take up the arteries
  • himself.
  • Indeed, this state of affairs had not lasted quite twenty-four hours,
  • when the extreme frigidity of the air, united to our increased tendency
  • to inactivity, would very soon have rendered some of us subjects for
  • the surgeon and his mates, had not a humane proceeding of the Captain
  • suddenly impelled us to vigorous exercise.
  • And here be it said, that the appearance of the Boat-swain, with his
  • silver whistle to his mouth, at the main hatchway of the gun-deck, is
  • always regarded by the crew with the utmost curiosity, for this
  • betokens that some general order is about to be promulgated through the
  • ship. What now? is the question that runs on from man to man. A short
  • preliminary whistle is then given by "Old Yarn," as they call him,
  • which whistle serves to collect round him, from their various stations,
  • his four mates. Then Yarn, or Pipes, as leader of the orchestra, begins
  • a peculiar call, in which his assistants join. This over, the order,
  • whatever it may be, is loudly sung out and prolonged, till the remotest
  • corner echoes again. The Boatswain and his mates are the town-criers of
  • a man-of-war.
  • The calm had commenced in the afternoon: and the following morning the
  • ship's company were electrified by a general order, thus set forth and
  • declared: "_D'ye hear there, for and aft! all hands skylark!_"
  • This mandate, nowadays never used except upon very rare occasions,
  • produced the same effect upon the men that Exhilarating Gas would have
  • done, or an extra allowance of "grog." For a time, the wonted
  • discipline of the ship was broken through, and perfect license allowed.
  • It was a Babel here, a Bedlam there, and a Pandemonium everywhere. The
  • Theatricals were nothing compared with it. Then the faint-hearted and
  • timorous crawled to their hiding-places, and the lusty and bold shouted
  • forth their glee.
  • Gangs of men, in all sorts of outlandish habiliments, wild as those
  • worn at some crazy carnival, rushed to and fro, seizing upon whomsoever
  • they pleased--warrant-officers and dangerous pugilists
  • excepted--pulling and hauling the luckless tars about, till fairly
  • baited into a genial warmth. Some were made fast to and hoisted aloft
  • with a will: others, mounted upon oars, were ridden fore and aft on a
  • rail, to the boisterous mirth of the spectators, any one of whom might
  • be the next victim. Swings were rigged from the tops, or the masts; and
  • the most reluctant wights being purposely selected, spite of all
  • struggles, were swung from East to West, in vast arcs of circles, till
  • almost breathless. Hornpipes, fandangoes, Donnybrook-jigs, reels, and
  • quadrilles, were danced under the very nose of the most mighty captain,
  • and upon the very quarter-deck and poop. Sparring and wrestling, too,
  • were all the vogue; _Kentucky bites_ were given, and the _Indian hug_
  • exchanged. The din frightened the sea-fowl, that flew by with
  • accelerated wing.
  • It is worth mentioning that several casualties occurred, of which,
  • however, I will relate but one. While the "sky-larking" was at its
  • height, one of the fore-top-men--an ugly-tempered devil of a
  • Portuguese, looking on--swore that he would be the death of any man who
  • laid violent hands upon his inviolable person. This threat being
  • overheard, a band of desperadoes, coming up from behind, tripped him up
  • in an instant, and in the twinkling of an eye the Portuguese was
  • straddling an oar, borne aloft by an uproarious multitude, who rushed
  • him along the deck at a railroad gallop. The living mass of arms all
  • round and beneath him was so dense, that every time he inclined one
  • side he was instantly pushed upright, but only to fall over again, to
  • receive another push from the contrary direction. Presently,
  • disengaging his hands from those who held them, the enraged seaman drew
  • from his bosom an iron belaying-pin, and recklessly laid about him to
  • right and left. Most of his persecutors fled; but some eight or ten
  • still stood their ground, and, while bearing him aloft, endeavoured to
  • wrest the weapon from his hands. In this attempt, one man was struck on
  • the head, and dropped insensible. He was taken up for dead, and carried
  • below to Cuticle, the surgeon, while the Portuguese was put under
  • guard. But the wound did not prove very serious; and in a few days the
  • man was walking about the deck, with his head well bandaged.
  • This occurrence put an end to the "skylarking," further head-breaking
  • being strictly prohibited. In due time the Portuguese paid the penalty
  • of his rashness at the gangway; while once again the officers _shipped
  • their quarter-deck faces_.
  • CHAPTER XXVI.
  • THE PITCH OF THE CAPE.
  • Ere the calm had yet left us, a sail had been discerned from the
  • fore-top-mast-head, at a great distance, probably three leagues or
  • more. At first it was a mere speck, altogether out of sight from the
  • deck. By the force of attraction, or something else equally
  • inscrutable, two ships in a calm, and equally affected by the currents,
  • will always approximate, more or less. Though there was not a breath of
  • wind, it was not a great while before the strange sail was descried
  • from our bulwarks; gradually, it drew still nearer.
  • What was she, and whence? There is no object which so excites interest
  • and conjecture, and, at the same time, baffles both, as a sail, seen as
  • a mere speck on these remote seas off Cape Horn. A breeze! a breeze!
  • for lo! the stranger is now perceptibly nearing the frigate; the
  • officer's spy-glass pronounces her a full-rigged ship, with all sail
  • set, and coming right down to us, though in our own vicinity the calm
  • still reigns.
  • She is bringing the wind with her. Hurrah! Ay, there it is! Behold how
  • mincingly it creeps over the sea, just ruffling and crisping it.
  • Our top-men were at once sent aloft to loose the sails, and presently
  • they faintly began to distend. As yet we hardly had steerage-way.
  • Toward sunset the stranger bore down before the wind, a complete
  • pyramid of canvas. Never before, I venture to say, was Cape Horn so
  • audaciously insulted. Stun'-sails alow and aloft; royals, moon-sails,
  • and everything else. She glided under our stern, within hailing
  • distance, and the signal-quarter-master ran up our ensign to the gaff.
  • "Ship ahoy!" cried the Lieutenant of the Watch, through his trumpet.
  • "Halloa!" bawled an old fellow in a green jacket, clap-ping one hand to
  • his mouth, while he held on with the other to the mizzen-shrouds.
  • "What ship's that?"
  • "The Sultan, Indiaman, from New York, and bound to Callao and Canton,
  • sixty days out, all well. What frigate's that?"
  • "The United States ship Neversink, homeward bound." "Hurrah! hurrah!
  • hurrah!" yelled our enthusiastic countryman, transported with
  • patriotism.
  • By this time the Sultan had swept past, but the Lieutenant of the Watch
  • could not withhold a parting admonition.
  • "D'ye hear? You'd better take in some of your flying-kites there. Look
  • out for Cape Horn!"
  • But the friendly advice was lost in the now increasing wind. With a
  • suddenness by no means unusual in these latitudes, the light breeze
  • soon became a succession of sharp squalls, and our sail-proud
  • braggadacio of an India-man was observed to let everything go by the
  • run, his t'-gallant stun'-sails and flying-jib taking quick leave of
  • the spars; the flying-jib was swept into the air, rolled together for a
  • few minutes, and tossed about in the squalls like a foot-ball. But the
  • wind played no such pranks with the more prudently managed canvas of
  • the Neversink, though before many hours it was stirring times with us.
  • About midnight, when the starboard watch, to which, I belonged, was
  • below, the boatswain's whistle was heard, followed by the shrill cry of
  • "_All hands take in sail_! jump, men, and save ship!"
  • Springing from our hammocks, we found the frigate leaning over to it so
  • steeply, that it was with difficulty we could climb the ladders leading
  • to the upper deck.
  • Here the scene was awful. The vessel seemed to be sailing on her side.
  • The main-deck guns had several days previous been run in and housed,
  • and the port-holes closed, but the lee carronades on the quarter-deck
  • and forecastle were plunging through the sea, which undulated over them
  • in milk-white billows of foam. With every lurch to leeward the
  • yard-arm-ends seemed to dip in the sea, while forward the spray dashed
  • over the bows in cataracts, and drenched the men who were on the
  • fore-yard. By this time the deck was alive with the whole strength of
  • the ship's company, five hundred men, officers and all, mostly clinging
  • to the weather bulwarks. The occasional phosphorescence of the yeasting
  • sea cast a glare upon their uplifted faces, as a night fire in a
  • populous city lights up the panic-stricken crowd.
  • In a sudden gale, or when a large quantity of sail is suddenly to be
  • furled, it is the custom for the First Lieutenant to take the trumpet
  • from whoever happens then to be officer of the deck. But Mad Jack had
  • the trumpet that watch; nor did the First Lieutenant now seek to wrest
  • it from his hands. Every eye was upon him, as if we had chosen him from
  • among us all, to decide this battle with the elements, by single combat
  • with the spirit of the Cape; for Mad Jack was the saving genius of the
  • ship, and so proved himself that night. I owe this right hand, that is
  • this moment flying over my sheet, and all my present being to Mad Jack.
  • The ship's bows were now butting, battering, ramming, and thundering
  • over and upon the head seas, and with a horrible wallowing sound our
  • whole hull was rolling in the trough of the foam. The gale came athwart
  • the deck, and every sail seemed bursting with its wild breath.
  • All the quarter-masters, and several of the forecastle-men, were
  • swarming round the double-wheel on the quarter-deck. Some jumping up
  • and down, with their hands upon the spokes; for the whole helm and
  • galvanised keel were fiercely feverish, with the life imparted to them
  • by the tempest.
  • "Hard _up_ the helm!" shouted Captain Claret, bursting from his cabin
  • like a ghost in his night-dress.
  • "Damn you!" raged Mad Jack to the quarter-masters; "hard down--hard
  • _down_, I say, and be damned to you!"
  • Contrary orders! but Mad Jack's were obeyed. His object was to throw
  • the ship into the wind, so as the better to admit of close-reefing the
  • top-sails. But though the halyards were let go, it was impossible to
  • clew down the yards, owing to the enormous horizontal strain on the
  • canvas. It now blew a hurricane. The spray flew over the ship in
  • floods. The gigantic masts seemed about to snap under the world-wide
  • strain of the three entire top-sails.
  • "Clew down! clew down!" shouted Mad Jack, husky with excitement, and in
  • a frenzy, beating his trumpet against one of the shrouds. But, owing to
  • the slant of the ship, the thing could not be done. It was obvious that
  • before many minutes something must go--either sails, rigging, or
  • sticks; perhaps the hull itself, and all hands.
  • Presently a voice from the top exclaimed that there was a rent in the
  • main-top-sail. And instantly we heard a report like two or three
  • muskets discharged together; the vast sail was rent up and down like
  • the Vail of the Temple. This saved the main-mast; for the yard was now
  • clewed down with comparative ease, and the top-men laid out to stow the
  • shattered canvas. Soon, the two remaining top-sails were also clewed
  • down and close reefed.
  • Above all the roar of the tempest and the shouts of the crew, was heard
  • the dismal tolling of the ship's bell--almost as large as that of a
  • village church--which the violent rolling of the ship was occasioning.
  • Imagination cannot conceive the horror of such a sound in a
  • night-tempest at sea.
  • "Stop that ghost!" roared Mad Jack; "away, one of you, and wrench off
  • the clapper!"
  • But no sooner was this ghost gagged, than a still more appalling sound
  • was heard, the rolling to and fro of the heavy shot, which, on the
  • gun-deck, had broken loose from the gun-racks, and converted that part
  • of the ship into an immense bowling-alley. Some hands were sent down to
  • secure them; but it was as much as their lives were worth. Several were
  • maimed; and the midshipmen who were ordered to see the duty performed
  • reported it impossible, until the storm abated.
  • The most terrific job of all was to furl the main-sail, which, at the
  • commencement of the squalls, had been clewed up, coaxed and quieted as
  • much as possible with the bunt-lines and slab-lines. Mad Jack waited
  • some time for a lull, ere he gave an order so perilous to be executed.
  • For to furl this enormous sail, in such a gale, required at least fifty
  • men on the yard; whose weight, superadded to that of the ponderous
  • stick itself, still further jeopardised their lives. But there was no
  • prospect of a cessation of the gale, and the order was at last given.
  • At this time a hurricane of slanting sleet and hail was descending upon
  • us; the rigging was coated with a thin glare of ice, formed within the
  • hour.
  • "Aloft, main-yard-men! and all you main-top-men! and furl the
  • main-sail!" cried Mad Jack.
  • I dashed down my hat, slipped out of my quilted jacket in an instant,
  • kicked the shoes from my feet, and, with a crowd of others, sprang for
  • the rigging. Above the bulwarks (which in a frigate are so high as to
  • afford much protection to those on deck) the gale was horrible. The
  • sheer force of the wind flattened us to the rigging as we ascended, and
  • every hand seemed congealing to the icy shrouds by which we held.
  • "Up--up, my brave hearties!" shouted Mad Jack; and up we got, some way
  • or other, all of us, and groped our way out on the yard-arms.
  • "Hold on, every mother's son!" cried an old quarter-gunner at my side.
  • He was bawling at the top of his compass; but in the gale, he seemed to
  • be whispering; and I only heard him from his being right to windward of
  • me.
  • But his hint was unnecessary; I dug my nails into the _jack-stays_, and
  • swore that nothing but death should part me and them until I was able
  • to turn round and look to windward. As yet, this was impossible; I
  • could scarcely hear the man to leeward at my elbow; the wind seemed to
  • snatch the words from his mouth and fly away with them to the South
  • Pole.
  • All this while the sail itself was flying about, sometimes catching
  • over our heads, and threatening to tear us from the yard in spite of
  • all our hugging. For about three quarters of an hour we thus hung
  • suspended right over the rampant billows, which curled their very
  • crests under the feet of some four or five of us clinging to the
  • lee-yard-arm, as if to float us from our place.
  • Presently, the word passed along the yard from wind-ward, that we were
  • ordered to come down and leave the sail to blow, since it could not be
  • furled. A midshipman, it seemed, had been sent up by the officer of the
  • deck to give the order, as no trumpet could be heard where we were.
  • Those on the weather yard-arm managed to crawl upon the spar and
  • scramble down the rigging; but with us, upon the extreme leeward side,
  • this feat was out of the question; it was, literary, like climbing a
  • precipice to get to wind-ward in order to reach the shrouds: besides,
  • the entire yard was now encased in ice, and our hands and feet were so
  • numb that we dared not trust our lives to them. Nevertheless, by
  • assisting each other, we contrived to throw ourselves prostrate along
  • the yard, and embrace it with our arms and legs. In this position, the
  • stun'-sail-booms greatly assisted in securing our hold. Strange as it
  • may appear, I do not suppose that, at this moment, the slightest
  • sensation of fear was felt by one man on that yard. We clung to it with
  • might and main; but this was instinct. The truth is, that, in
  • circumstances like these, the sense of fear is annihilated in the
  • unutterable sights that fill all the eye, and the sounds that fill all
  • the ear. You become identified with the tempest; your insignificance is
  • lost in the riot of the stormy universe around.
  • Below us, our noble frigate seemed thrice its real length--a vast black
  • wedge, opposing its widest end to the combined fury of the sea and wind.
  • At length the first fury of the gale began to abate, and we at once
  • fell to pounding our hands, as a preliminary operation to going to
  • work; for a gang of men had now ascended to help secure what was left
  • of the sail; we somehow packed it away, at last, and came down.
  • About noon the next day, the gale so moderated that we shook two reefs
  • out of the top-sails, set new courses, and stood due east, with the
  • wind astern.
  • Thus, all the fine weather we encountered after first weighing anchor
  • on the pleasant Spanish coast, was but the prelude to this one terrific
  • night; more especially, that treacherous calm immediately preceding it.
  • But how could we reach our long-promised homes without encountering
  • Cape Horn? by what possibility avoid it? And though some ships have
  • weathered it without these perils, yet by far the greater part must
  • encounter them. Lucky it is that it comes about midway in the
  • homeward-bound passage, so that the sailors have time to prepare for
  • it, and time to recover from it after it is astern.
  • But, sailor or landsman, there is some sort of a Cape Horn for all.
  • Boys! beware of it; prepare for it in time. Gray-beards! thank God it
  • is passed. And ye lucky livers, to whom, by some rare fatality, your
  • Cape Horns are placid as Lake Lemans, flatter not yourselves that good
  • luck is judgment and discretion; for all the yolk in your eggs, you
  • might have foundered and gone down, had the Spirit of the Cape said the
  • word.
  • CHAPTER XXVII.
  • SOME THOUGHTS GROWING OUT OF MAD JACK'S COUNTERMANDING HIS SUPERIOR'S
  • ORDER.
  • In time of peril, like the needle to the loadstone, obedience,
  • irrespective of rank, generally flies to him who is best fitted to
  • command. The truth of this seemed evinced in the case of Mad Jack,
  • during the gale, and especially at that perilous moment when he
  • countermanded the Captain's order at the helm. But every seaman knew,
  • at the time, that the Captain's order was an unwise one in the extreme;
  • perhaps worse than unwise.
  • These two orders given, by the Captain and his Lieutenant, exactly
  • contrasted their characters. By putting the helm _hard up_, the Captain
  • was for _scudding_; that is, for flying away from the gale. Whereas,
  • Mad Jack was for running the ship into its teeth. It is needless to say
  • that, in almost all cases of similar hard squalls and gales, the latter
  • step, though attended with more appalling appearances is, in reality,
  • the safer of the two, and the most generally adopted.
  • Scudding makes you a slave to the blast, which drives you headlong
  • before it; but _running up into the wind's eye_ enables you, in a
  • degree, to hold it at bay. Scudding exposes to the gale your stern, the
  • weakest part of your hull; the contrary course presents to it your
  • bows, your strongest part. As with ships, so with men; he who turns his
  • back to his foe gives him an advantage. Whereas, our ribbed chests,
  • like the ribbed bows of a frigate, are as bulkheads to dam off an onset.
  • That night, off the pitch of the Cape, Captain Claret was hurried forth
  • from his disguises, and, at a manhood-testing conjuncture, appeared in
  • his true colours. A thing which every man in the ship had long
  • suspected that night was proved true. Hitherto, in going about the
  • ship, and casting his glances among the men, the peculiarly lustreless
  • repose of the Captain's eye--his slow, even, unnecessarily methodical
  • step, and the forced firmness of his whole demeanour--though, to a
  • casual observer, expressive of the consciousness of command and a
  • desire to strike subjection among the crew--all this, to some minds,
  • had only been deemed indications of the fact that Captain Claret, while
  • carefully shunning positive excesses, continually kept himself in an
  • uncertain equilibrio between soberness and its reverse; which
  • equilibrio might be destroyed by the first sharp vicissitude of events.
  • And though this is only a surmise, nevertheless, as having some
  • knowledge of brandy and mankind, White-Jacket will venture to state
  • that, had Captain Claret been an out-and-out temperance man, he would
  • never have given that most imprudent order to _hard up_ the helm. He
  • would either have held his peace, and stayed in his cabin, like his
  • gracious majesty the Commodore, or else have anticipated Mad Jack's
  • order, and thundered forth "Hard down the helm!"
  • To show how little real sway at times have the severest restrictive
  • laws, and how spontaneous is the instinct of discretion in some minds,
  • it must here be added, that though Mad Jack, under a hot impulse, had
  • countermanded an order of his superior officer before his very face,
  • yet that severe Article of War, to which he thus rendered himself
  • obnoxious, was never enforced against him. Nor, so far as any of the
  • crew ever knew, did the Captain even venture to reprimand him for his
  • temerity.
  • It has been said that Mad Jack himself was a lover of strong drink. So
  • he was. But here we only see the virtue of being placed in a station
  • constantly demanding a cool head and steady nerves, and the misfortune
  • of filling a post that does _not_ at all times demand these qualities.
  • So exact and methodical in most things was the discipline of the
  • frigate, that, to a certain extent, Captain Claret was exempted from
  • personal interposition in many of its current events, and thereby,
  • perhaps, was he lulled into security, under the enticing lee of his
  • decanter.
  • But as for Mad Jack, he must stand his regular watches, and pace the
  • quarter-deck at night, and keep a sharp eye to windward. Hence, at sea,
  • Mad Jack tried to make a point of keeping sober, though in very fine
  • weather he was sometimes betrayed into a glass too many. But with Cape
  • Horn before him, he took the temperance pledge outright, till that
  • perilous promontory should be far astern.
  • The leading incident of the gale irresistibly invites the question, Are
  • there incompetent officers in the American navy?--that is, incompetent
  • to the due performance of whatever duties may devolve upon them. But in
  • that gallant marine, which, during the late war, gained so much of what
  • is called _glory_, can there possibly be to-day incompetent officers?
  • As in the camp ashore, so on the quarter-deck at sea--the trumpets of
  • one victory drown the muffled drums of a thousand defeats. And, in
  • degree, this holds true of those events of war which are neuter in
  • their character, neither making renown nor disgrace. Besides, as a long
  • array of ciphers, led by but one solitary numeral, swell, by mere force
  • of aggregation, into an immense arithmetical sum, even so, in some
  • brilliant actions, do a crowd of officers, each inefficient in himself,
  • aggregate renown when banded together, and led by a numeral Nelson or a
  • Wellington. And the renown of such heroes, by outliving themselves,
  • descends as a heritage to their subordinate survivors. One large brain
  • and one large heart have virtue sufficient to magnetise a whole fleet
  • or an army. And if all the men who, since the beginning of the world,
  • have mainly contributed to the warlike successes or reverses of
  • nations, were now mustered together, we should be amazed to behold but
  • a handful of heroes. For there is no heroism in merely running in and
  • out a gun at a port-hole, enveloped in smoke or vapour, or in firing
  • off muskets in platoons at the word of command. This kind of merely
  • manual valour is often born of trepidation at the heart. There may be
  • men, individually craven, who, united, may display even temerity. Yet
  • it would be false to deny that, in some in-stances, the lowest privates
  • have acquitted themselves with even more gallantry than their
  • commodores. True heroism is not in the hand, but in the heart and the
  • head.
  • But are there incompetent officers in the gallant American navy? For an
  • American, the question is of no grateful cast. White Jacket must again
  • evade it, by referring to an historical fact in the history of a
  • kindred marine, which, from its long standing and magnitude, furnishes
  • many more examples of all kinds than our own. And this is the only
  • reason why it is ever referred to in this narrative. I thank God I am
  • free from all national invidiousness.
  • It is indirectly on record in the books of the English Admiralty, that
  • in the year 1808--after the death of Lord Nelson--when Lord Collingwood
  • commanded on the Mediterranean station, and his broken health induced
  • him to solicit a furlough, that out of a list of upward of one hundred
  • admirals, not a single officer was found who was deemed qualified to
  • relieve the applicant with credit to the country. This fact Collingwood
  • sealed with his life; for, hopeless of being recalled, he shortly after
  • died, worn out, at his post. Now, if this was the case in so renowned a
  • marine as England's, what must be inferred with respect to our own? But
  • herein no special disgrace is involved. For the truth is, that to be an
  • accomplished and skillful naval generalissimo needs natural
  • capabilities of an uncommon order. Still more, it may safely be
  • asserted, that, worthily to command even a frigate, requires a degree
  • of natural heroism, talent, judgment, and integrity, that is denied to
  • mediocrity. Yet these qualifications are not only required, but
  • demanded; and no one has a right to be a naval captain unless he
  • possesses them.
  • Regarding Lieutenants, there are not a few Selvagees and Paper Jacks in
  • the American navy. Many Commodores know that they have seldom taken a
  • line-of-battle ship to sea, without feeling more or less nervousness
  • when some of the Lieutenants have the deck at night.
  • According to the last Navy Register (1849), there are now 68 Captains
  • in the American navy, collectively drawing about $300,000 annually from
  • the public treasury; also, 297 Commanders, drawing about $200,000; and
  • 377 Lieutenants, drawing about half a million; and 451 Midshipmen
  • (including Passed-midshipmen), also drawing nearly half a million.
  • Considering the known facts, that some of these officers are seldom or
  • never sent to sea, owing to the Navy Department being well aware of
  • their inefficiency; that others are detailed for pen-and-ink work at
  • observatories, and solvers of logarithms in the Coast Survey; while the
  • really meritorious officers, who are accomplished practical seamen, are
  • known to be sent from ship to ship, with but small interval of a
  • furlough; considering all this, it is not too much to say, that no
  • small portion of the million and a half of money above mentioned is
  • annually paid to national pensioners in disguise, who live on the navy
  • without serving it.
  • Nothing like this can be even insinuated against the "_forward
  • officers_"--Boatswains, Gunners, etc.; nor against the _petty
  • officers_--Captains of the Tops, etc.; nor against the able seamen in
  • the navy. For if any of _these_ are found wanting, they are forthwith
  • disrated or discharged.
  • True, all experience teaches that, whenever there is a great national
  • establishment, employing large numbers of officials, the public must be
  • reconciled to support many incompetent men; for such is the favouritism
  • and nepotism always prevailing in the purlieus of these establishments,
  • that some incompetent persons are always admitted, to the exclusion of
  • many of the worthy.
  • Nevertheless, in a country like ours, boasting of the political
  • equality of all social conditions, it is a great reproach that such a
  • thing as a common seaman rising to the rank of a commissioned officer
  • in our navy, is nowadays almost unheard-of. Yet, in former times, when
  • officers have so risen to rank, they have generally proved of signal
  • usefulness in the service, and sometimes have reflected solid honour
  • upon the country. Instances in point might be mentioned.
  • Is it not well to have our institutions of a piece? Any American
  • landsman may hope to become President of the Union--commodore of our
  • squadron of states. And every American sailor should be placed in such
  • a position, that he might freely aspire to command a squadron of
  • frigates.
  • CHAPTER XXVIII.
  • EDGING AWAY.
  • Right before the wind! Ay, blow, blow, ye breezes; so long as ye stay
  • fair, and we are homeward bound, what care the jolly crew?
  • It is worth mentioning here that, in nineteen cases out of twenty, a
  • passage from the Pacific round the Cape is almost sure to be much
  • shorter, and attended with less hardship, than a passage undertaken
  • from the Atlantic. The reason is, that the gales are mostly from the
  • westward, also the currents.
  • But, after all, going before the wind in a frigate, in such a tempest,
  • has its annoyances and drawbacks, as well as many other blessings. The
  • disproportionate weight of metal upon the spar and gun decks induces a
  • violent rolling, unknown to merchant ships. We rolled and rolled on our
  • way, like the world in its orbit, shipping green seas on both sides,
  • until the old frigate dipped and went into it like a diving-bell.
  • The hatchways of some armed vessels are but poorly secured in bad
  • weather. This was peculiarly the ease with those of the Neversink. They
  • were merely spread over with an old tarpaulin, cracked and rent in
  • every direction.
  • In fair weather, the ship's company messed on the gun-deck; but as this
  • was now flooded almost continually, we were obliged to take our meals
  • upon the berth-deck, the next one below. One day, the messes of the
  • starboard-watch were seated here at dinner; forming little groups,
  • twelve or fifteen men in each, reclining about the beef-kids and their
  • pots and pans; when all of a sudden the ship was seized with such a
  • paroxysm of rolling that, in a single instant, everything on the
  • berth-deck--pots, kids, sailors, pieces of beef, bread-bags,
  • clothes-bags, and barges--were tossed indiscriminately from side to
  • side. It was impossible to stay one's self; there was nothing but the
  • bare deck to cling to, which was slippery with the contents of the
  • kids, and heaving under us as if there were a volcano in the frigate's
  • hold. While we were yet sliding in uproarious crowds--all seated--the
  • windows of the deck opened, and floods of brine descended,
  • simultaneously with a violent lee-roll. The shower was hailed by the
  • reckless tars with a hurricane of yells; although, for an instant, I
  • really imagined we were about being swamped in the sea, such volumes of
  • water came cascading down.
  • A day or two after, we had made sufficient Easting to stand to the
  • northward, which we did, with the wind astern; thus fairly turning the
  • corner without abating our rate of progress. Though we had seen no land
  • since leaving Callao, Cape Horn was said to be somewhere to the west of
  • us; and though there was no positive evidence of the fact, the weather
  • encountered might be accounted pretty good presumptive proof.
  • The land near Cape Horn, however, is well worth seeing, especially
  • Staten Land. Upon one occasion, the ship in which I then happened to be
  • sailing drew near this place from the northward, with a fair, free
  • wind, blowing steadily, through a bright translucent clay, whose air
  • was almost musical with the clear, glittering cold. On our starboard
  • beam, like a pile of glaciers in Switzerland, lay this Staten Land,
  • gleaming in snow-white barrenness and solitude. Unnumbered white
  • albatross were skimming the sea near by, and clouds of smaller white
  • wings fell through the air like snow-flakes. High, towering in their
  • own turbaned snows, the far-inland pinnacles loomed up, like the border
  • of some other world. Flashing walls and crystal battlements, like the
  • diamond watch-towers along heaven's furthest frontier.
  • After leaving the latitude of the Cape, we had several storms of snow;
  • one night a considerable quantity laid upon the decks, and some of the
  • sailors enjoyed the juvenile diversion of snow-balling. Woe unto the
  • "middy" who that night went forward of the booms. Such a target for
  • snow-balls! The throwers could never be known. By some curious sleight
  • in hurling the missiles, they seemed to be thrown on board by some
  • hoydenish sea-nymphs outside the frigate.
  • At daybreak Midshipman Pert went below to the surgeon with an alarming
  • wound, gallantly received in discharging his perilous duty on the
  • forecastle. The officer of the deck had sent him on an errand, to tell
  • the boatswain that he was wanted in the captain's cabin. While in the
  • very act of performing the exploit of delivering the message, Mr. Pert
  • was struck on the nose with a snow-ball of wondrous compactness. Upon
  • being informed of the disaster, the rogues expressed the liveliest
  • sympathy. Pert was no favourite.
  • After one of these storms, it was a curious sight to see the men
  • relieving the uppermost deck of its load of snow. It became the duty of
  • the captain of each gun to keep his own station clean; accordingly,
  • with an old broom, or "squilgee," he proceeded to business, often
  • quarrelling with his next-door neighbours about their scraping their
  • snow on his premises. It was like Broadway in winter, the morning after
  • a storm, when rival shop-boys are at work cleaning the sidewalk.
  • Now and then, by way of variety, we had a fall of hailstones, so big
  • that sometimes we found ourselves dodging them.
  • The Commodore had a Polynesian servant on board, whose services he had
  • engaged at the Society Islands. Unlike his countrymen, Wooloo was of a
  • sedate, earnest, and philosophic temperament. Having never been outside
  • of the tropics before, he found many phenomena off Cape Horn, which
  • absorbed his attention, and set him, like other philosophers, to feign
  • theories corresponding to the marvels he beheld. At the first snow,
  • when he saw the deck covered all over with a white powder, as it were,
  • he expanded his eyes into stewpans; but upon examining the strange
  • substance, he decided that this must be a species of super-fine flower,
  • such as was compounded into his master's "_duffs_," and other dainties.
  • In vain did an experienced natural philosopher belonging to the
  • fore-top maintain before his face, that in this hypothesis Wooloo was
  • mistaken. Wooloo's opinion remained unchanged for some time.
  • As for the hailstones, they transported him; he went about with a
  • bucket, making collections, and receiving contributions, for the
  • purpose of carrying them home to his sweethearts for glass beads; but
  • having put his bucket away, and returning to it again, and finding
  • nothing but a little water, he accused the by-standers of stealing his
  • precious stones.
  • This suggests another story concerning him. The first time he was given
  • a piece of "duff" to eat, he was observed to pick out very carefully
  • every raisin, and throw it away, with a gesture indicative of the
  • highest disgust. It turned out that he had taken the raisins for bugs.
  • In our man-of-war, this semi-savage, wandering about the gun-deck in
  • his barbaric robe, seemed a being from some other sphere. His tastes
  • were our abominations: ours his. Our creed he rejected: his we. We
  • thought him a loon: he fancied us fools. Had the case been reversed;
  • had we been Polynesians and he an American, our mutual opinion of each
  • other would still have remained the same. A fact proving that neither
  • was wrong, but both right.
  • CHAPTER XXIX.
  • THE NIGHT-WATCHES.
  • Though leaving the Cape behind us, the severe cold still continued, and
  • one of its worst consequences was the almost incurable drowsiness
  • induced thereby during the long night-watches. All along the decks,
  • huddled between the guns, stretched out on the carronade slides, and in
  • every accessible nook and corner, you would see the sailors wrapped in
  • their monkey jackets, in a state of half-conscious torpidity, lying
  • still and freezing alive, without the power to rise and shake
  • themselves.
  • "Up--up, you lazy dogs!" our good-natured Third Lieutenant, a
  • Virginian, would cry, rapping them with his speaking trumpet. "Get up,
  • and stir about."
  • But in vain. They would rise for an instant, and as soon as his back
  • was turned, down they would drop, as if shot through the heart.
  • Often I have lain thus when the fact, that if I laid much longer I
  • would actually freeze to death, would come over me with such
  • overpowering force as to break the icy spell, and starting to my feet,
  • I would endeavour to go through the combined manual and pedal exercise
  • to restore the circulation. The first fling of my benumbed arm
  • generally struck me in the face, instead of smiting my chest, its true
  • destination. But in these cases one's muscles have their own way.
  • In exercising my other extremities, I was obliged to hold on to
  • something, and leap with both feet; for my limbs seemed as destitute of
  • joints as a pair of canvas pants spread to dry, and frozen stiff.
  • When an order was given to haul the braces--which required the strength
  • of the entire watch, some two hundred men--a spectator would have
  • supposed that all hands had received a stroke of the palsy. Roused from
  • their state of enchantment, they came halting and limping across the
  • decks, falling against each other, and, for a few moments, almost
  • unable to handle the ropes. The slightest exertion seemed intolerable;
  • and frequently a body of eighty or a hundred men summoned to brace the
  • main-yard, would hang over the rope for several minutes, waiting for
  • some active fellow to pick it up and put it into their hands. Even
  • then, it was some time before they were able to do anything. They made
  • all the motions usual in hauling a rope, but it was a long time before
  • the yard budged an inch. It was to no purpose that the officers swore
  • at them, or sent the midshipmen among them to find out who those
  • "_horse-marines_" and "_sogers_" were. The sailors were so enveloped in
  • monkey jackets, that in the dark night there was no telling one from
  • the other.
  • "Here, _you_, sir!" cries little Mr. Pert eagerly catching hold of the
  • skirts of an old sea-dog, and trying to turn him round, so as to peer
  • under his tarpaulin. "Who are _you_, sir? What's your name?"
  • "Find out, Milk-and-Water," was the impertinent rejoinder.
  • "Blast you! you old rascal; I'll have you licked for that! Tell me his
  • name, some of you!" turning round to the bystanders.
  • "Gammon!" cries a voice at a distance.
  • "Hang me, but I know _you_, sir! and here's at you!" and, so saying,
  • Mr. Pert drops the impenetrable unknown, and makes into the crowd after
  • the bodiless voice. But the attempt to find an owner for that voice is
  • quite as idle as the effort to discover the contents of the monkey
  • jacket.
  • And here sorrowful mention must be made of something which, during this
  • state of affairs, most sorely afflicted me. Most monkey jackets are of
  • a dark hue; mine, as I have fifty times repeated, and say again, was
  • white. And thus, in those long, dark nights, when it was my
  • quarter-watch on deck, and not in the top, and others went skulking and
  • "sogering" about the decks, secure from detection--their identity
  • undiscoverable--my own hapless jacket for ever proclaimed the name of
  • its wearer. It gave me many a hard job, which otherwise I should have
  • escaped. When an officer wanted a man for any particular duty--running
  • aloft, say, to communicate some slight order to the captains of the
  • tops--how easy, in that mob of incognitoes, to individualise "_that
  • white jacket_," and dispatch him on the errand. Then, it would never do
  • for me to hang back when the ropes were being pulled.
  • Indeed, upon all these occasions, such alacrity and cheerfulness was I
  • obliged to display, that I was frequently held up as an illustrious
  • example of activity, which the rest were called upon to emulate.
  • "Pull--pull! you lazy lubbers! Look at White-Jacket, there; pull like
  • him!"
  • Oh! how I execrated my luckless garment; how often I scoured the deck
  • with it to give it a tawny hue; how often I supplicated the inexorable
  • Brush, captain of the paint-room, for just one brushful of his
  • invaluable pigment. Frequently, I meditated giving it a toss overboard;
  • but I had not the resolution. Jacketless at sea! Jacketless so near
  • Cape Horn! The thought was unendurable. And, at least, my garment was a
  • jacket in name, if not in utility.
  • At length I essayed a "swap." "Here, Bob," said I, assuming all
  • possible suavity, and accosting a mess-mate with a sort of diplomatic
  • assumption of superiority, "suppose I was ready to part with this
  • 'grego' of mine, and take yours in exchange--what would you give me to
  • boot?"
  • "Give you to _boot?_" he exclaimed, with horror; "I wouldn't take your
  • infernal jacket for a gift!"
  • How I hailed every snow-squall; for then--blessings on them!--many of
  • the men became _white-jackets_ along with myself; and, powdered with
  • the flakes, we all looked like millers.
  • We had six lieutenants, all of whom, with the exception of the First
  • Lieutenant, by turns headed the watches. Three of these officers,
  • including Mad Jack, were strict disciplinarians, and never permitted us
  • to lay down on deck during the night. And, to tell the truth, though it
  • caused much growling, it was far better for our health to be thus kept
  • on our feet. So promenading was all the vogue. For some of us, however,
  • it was like pacing in a dungeon; for, as we had to keep at our
  • stations--some at the halyards, some at the braces, and elsewhere--and
  • were not allowed to stroll about indefinitely, and fairly take the
  • measure of the ship's entire keel, we were fain to confine ourselves to
  • the space of a very few feet. But the worse of this was soon over. The
  • suddenness of the change in the temperature consequent on leaving Cape
  • Horn, and steering to the northward with a ten-knot breeze, is a
  • noteworthy thing. To-day, you are assailed by a blast that seems to
  • have edged itself on icebergs; but in a little more than a week, your
  • jacket may be superfluous.
  • One word more about Cape Horn, and we have done with it.
  • Years hence, when a ship-canal shall have penetrated the Isthmus of
  • Darien, and the traveller be taking his seat in the ears at Cape Cod
  • for Astoria, it will be held a thing almost incredible that, for so
  • long a period, vessels bound to the Nor'-west Coast from New York
  • should, by going round Cape Horn, have lengthened their voyages some
  • thousands of miles. "In those unenlightened days" (I quote, in advance,
  • the language of some future philosopher), "entire years were frequently
  • consumed in making the voyage to and from the Spice Islands, the
  • present fashionable watering-place of the beau-monde of Oregon." Such
  • must be our national progress.
  • Why, sir, that boy of yours will, one of these days, be sending your
  • grandson to the salubrious city of Jeddo to spend his summer vacations.
  • CHAPTER XXX.
  • A PEEP THROUGH A PORT-HOLE AT THE SUBTERRANEAN PARTS OF A MAN-OF-WAR.
  • While now running rapidly away from the bitter coast of Patagonia,
  • battling with the night-watches--still cold--as best we may; come under
  • the lee of my white-jacket, reader, while I tell of the less painful
  • sights to be seen in a frigate.
  • A hint has already been conveyed concerning the subterranean depths of
  • the Neversink's hold. But there is no time here to speak of the
  • _spirit-room_, a cellar down in the after-hold, where the sailor's
  • "grog" is kept; nor of the _cabletiers_, where the great hawsers and
  • chains are piled, as you see them at a large ship-chandler's on shore;
  • nor of the grocer's vaults, where tierces of sugar, molasses, vinegar,
  • rice, and flour are snugly stowed; nor of the _sail-room_, full as a
  • sail-maker's loft ashore--piled up with great top-sails and
  • top-gallant-sails, all ready-folded in their places, like so many white
  • vests in a gentleman's wardrobe; nor of the copper and copper-fastened
  • _magazine_, closely packed with kegs of powder, great-gun and small-arm
  • cartridges; nor of the immense _shot-lockers_, or subterranean
  • arsenals, full as a bushel of apples with twenty-four-pound balls; nor
  • of the _bread-room_, a large apartment, tinned all round within to keep
  • out the mice, where the hard biscuit destined for the consumption of
  • five hundred men on a long voyage is stowed away by the cubic yard; nor
  • of the vast iron tanks for fresh water in the hold, like the reservoir
  • lakes at Fairmount, in Philadelphia; nor of the _paint-room_, where the
  • kegs of white-lead, and casks of linseed oil, and all sorts of pots and
  • brushes, are kept; nor of the _armoror's smithy_, where the ship's
  • forges and anvils may be heard ringing at times; I say I have no time
  • to speak of these things, and many more places of note.
  • But there is one very extensive warehouse among the rest that needs
  • special mention--_the ship's Yeoman's storeroom_. In the Neversink it
  • was down in the ship's basement, beneath the berth-deck, and you went
  • to it by way of the _Fore-passage_, a very dim, devious corridor,
  • indeed. Entering--say at noonday--you find yourself in a gloomy
  • apartment, lit by a solitary lamp. On one side are shelves, filled with
  • balls of _marline, ratlin-stuf, seizing-stuff, spun-yarn_, and numerous
  • twines of assorted sizes. In another direction you see large cases
  • containing heaps of articles, reminding one of a shoemaker's
  • furnishing-store--wooden _serving-mallets, fids, toggles_, and
  • _heavers:_ iron _prickers_ and _marling-spikes;_ in a third quarter you
  • see a sort of hardware shop--shelves piled with all manner of hooks,
  • bolts, nails, screws, and _thimbles;_ and, in still another direction,
  • you see a block-maker's store, heaped up with lignum-vitae sheeves and
  • wheels.
  • Through low arches in the bulkhead beyond, you peep in upon distant
  • vaults and catacombs, obscurely lighted in the far end, and showing
  • immense coils of new ropes, and other bulky articles, stowed in tiers,
  • all savouring of tar.
  • But by far the most curious department of these mysterious store-rooms
  • is the armoury, where the spikes, cutlasses, pistols, and belts,
  • forming the arms of the boarders in time of action, are hung against
  • the walls, and suspended in thick rows from the beams overhead. Here,
  • too, are to be seen scores of Colt's patent revolvers, which, though
  • furnished with but one tube, multiply the fatal bullets, as the naval
  • cat-o'-nine-tails, with a cannibal cruelty, in one blow nine times
  • multiplies a culprit's lashes; so that when a sailor is ordered one
  • dozen lashes, the sentence should read one hundred and eight. All these
  • arms are kept in the brightest order, wearing a fine polish, and may
  • truly be said to _reflect_ credit on the Yeoman and his mates.
  • Among the lower grade of officers in a man-of-war, that of Yeoman is
  • not the least important. His responsibilities are denoted by his pay.
  • While the _petty officers_, quarter-gunners, captains of the tops, and
  • others, receive but fifteen and eighteen dollars a month--but little
  • more than a mere able seamen--the Yeoman in an American line-of-battle
  • ship receives forty dollars, and in a frigate thirty-five dollars per
  • month.
  • He is accountable for all the articles under his charge, and on no
  • account must deliver a yard of twine or a ten-penny nail to the
  • boatswain or carpenter, unless shown a written requisition and order
  • from the Senior Lieutenant. The Yeoman is to be found burrowing in his
  • underground store-rooms all the day long, in readiness to serve
  • licensed customers. But in the counter, behind which he usually stands,
  • there is no place for a till to drop the shillings in, which takes away
  • not a little from the most agreeable part of a storekeeper's duties.
  • Nor, among the musty, old account-books in his desk, where he registers
  • all expenditures of his stuffs, is there any cash or check book.
  • The Yeoman of the Neversink was a somewhat odd specimen of a
  • Troglodyte. He was a little old man, round-shouldered, bald-headed,
  • with great goggle-eyes, looking through portentous round spectacles,
  • which he called his _barnacles_. He was imbued with a wonderful zeal
  • for the naval service, and seemed to think that, in keeping his pistols
  • and cutlasses free from rust, he preserved the national honour
  • untarnished. After _general quarters_, it was amusing to watch his
  • anxious air as the various _petty officers_ restored to him the arms
  • used at the martial exercises of the crew. As successive bundles would
  • be deposited on his counter, he would count over the pistols and
  • cutlasses, like an old housekeeper telling over her silver forks and
  • spoons in a pantry before retiring for the night. And often, with a
  • sort of dark lantern in his hand, he might be seen poking into his
  • furthest vaults and cellars, and counting over his great coils of
  • ropes, as if they were all jolly puncheons of old Port and Madeira.
  • By reason of his incessant watchfulness and unaccountable bachelor
  • oddities, it was very difficult for him to retain in his employment the
  • various sailors who, from time to time, were billeted with him to do
  • the duty of subalterns. In particular, he was always desirous of having
  • at least one steady, faultless young man, of a literary taste, to keep
  • an eye to his account-books, and swab out the armoury every morning. It
  • was an odious business this, to be immured all day in such a bottomless
  • hole, among tarry old ropes and villainous guns and pistols. It was
  • with peculiar dread that I one day noticed the goggle-eyes of _Old
  • Revolver_, as they called him, fastened upon me with a fatal glance of
  • good-will and approbation. He had somehow heard of my being a very
  • learned person, who could both read and write with extraordinary
  • facility; and moreover that I was a rather reserved youth, who kept his
  • modest, unassuming merits in the background. But though, from the keen
  • sense of my situation as a man-of-war's-man all this about my keeping
  • myself in the _back_ ground was true enough, yet I had no idea of
  • hiding my diffident merits _under_ ground. I became alarmed at the old
  • Yeoman's goggling glances, lest he should drag me down into tarry
  • perdition in his hideous store-rooms. But this fate was providentially
  • averted, owing to mysterious causes which I never could fathom.
  • CHAPTER XXXI.
  • THE GUNNER UNDER HATCHES.
  • Among such a crowd of marked characters as were to be met with on board
  • our frigate, many of whom moved in mysterious circles beneath the
  • lowermost deck, and at long intervals flitted into sight like
  • apparitions, and disappeared again for whole weeks together, there were
  • some who inordinately excited my curiosity, and whose names, callings,
  • and precise abodes I industriously sought out, in order to learn
  • something satisfactory concerning them.
  • While engaged in these inquiries, often fruitless, or but partially
  • gratified, I could not but regret that there was no public printed
  • Directory for the Neversink, such as they have in large towns,
  • containing an alphabetic list of all the crew, and where they might be
  • found. Also, in losing myself in some remote, dark corner of the bowels
  • of the frigate, in the vicinity of the various store-rooms, shops, and
  • warehouses, I much lamented that no enterprising tar had yet thought of
  • compiling a _Hand-book of the Neversink_, so that the tourist might
  • have a reliable guide.
  • Indeed, there were several parts of the ship under hatches shrouded in
  • mystery, and completely inaccessible to the sailor.
  • Wondrous old doors, barred and bolted in dingy bulkheads, must have
  • opened into regions full of interest to a successful explorer.
  • They looked like the gloomy entrances to family vaults of buried dead;
  • and when I chanced to see some unknown functionary insert his key, and
  • enter these inexplicable apartments with a battle-lantern, as if on
  • solemn official business, I almost quaked to dive in with him, and
  • satisfy myself whether these vaults indeed contained the mouldering
  • relics of by-gone old Commodores and Post-captains. But the habitations
  • of the living commodore and captain--their spacious and curtained
  • cabins--were themselves almost as sealed volumes, and I passed them in
  • hopeless wonderment, like a peasant before a prince's palace. Night and
  • day armed sentries guarded their sacred portals, cutlass in hand; and
  • had I dared to cross their path, I would infallibly have been cut down,
  • as if in battle. Thus, though for a period of more than a year I was an
  • inmate of this floating box of live-oak, yet there were numberless
  • things in it that, to the last, remained wrapped in obscurity, or
  • concerning which I could only lose myself in vague speculations. I was
  • as a Roman Jew of the Middle Ages, confined to the Jews' quarter of the
  • town, and forbidden to stray beyond my limits. Or I was as a modern
  • traveller in the same famous city, forced to quit it at last without
  • gaining ingress to the most mysterious haunts--the innermost shrine of
  • the Pope, and the dungeons and cells of the Inquisition.
  • But among all the persons and things on board that puzzled me, and
  • filled me most with strange emotions of doubt, misgivings and mystery,
  • was the Gunner--a short, square, grim man, his hair and beard grizzled
  • and singed, as if with gunpowder. His skin was of a flecky brown, like
  • the stained barrel of a fowling-piece, and his hollow eyes burned in
  • his head like blue-lights. He it was who had access to many of those
  • mysterious vaults I have spoken of. Often he might be seen groping his
  • way into them, followed by his subalterns, the old quarter-gunners, as
  • if intent upon laying a train of powder to blow up the ship. I
  • remembered Guy Fawkes and the Parliament-house, and made earnest
  • inquiry whether this gunner was a Roman Catholic. I felt relieved when
  • informed that he was not.
  • A little circumstance which one of his _mates_ once told me heightened
  • the gloomy interest with which I regarded his chief. He told me that,
  • at periodical intervals, his master the Gunner, accompanied by his
  • phalanx, entered into the great Magazine under the Gun-room, of which
  • he had sole custody and kept the key, nearly as big as the key of the
  • Bastile, and provided with lanterns, something like Sir Humphrey Davy's
  • Safety-lamp for coal mines, proceeded to turn, end for end, all the
  • kegs of powder and packages of cartridges stored in this innermost
  • explosive vault, lined throughout with sheets of copper. In the
  • vestibule of the Magazine, against the panelling, were several pegs for
  • slippers, and, before penetrating further than that vestibule, every
  • man of the gunner's gang silently removed his shoes, for fear that the
  • nails in their heels might possibly create a spark, by striking against
  • the coppered floor within. Then, with slippered feet and with hushed
  • whispers, they stole into the heart of the place.
  • This turning of the powder was to preserve its inflammability. And
  • surely it was a business full of direful interest, to be buried so deep
  • below the sun, handling whole barrels of powder, any one of which,
  • touched by the smallest spark, was powerful enough to blow up a whole
  • street of warehouses.
  • The gunner went by the name of _Old Combustibles_, though I thought
  • this an undignified name for so momentous a personage, who had all our
  • lives in his hand.
  • While we lay in Callao, we received from shore several barrels of
  • powder. So soon as the _launch_ came alongside with them, orders were
  • given to extinguish all lights and all fires in the ship; and the
  • master-at-arms and his corporals inspected every deck to see that this
  • order was obeyed; a very prudent precaution, no doubt, but not observed
  • at all in the Turkish navy. The Turkish sailors will sit on their
  • gun-carriages, tranquilly smoking, while kegs of powder are being
  • rolled under their ignited pipe-bowls. This shows the great comfort
  • there is in the doctrine of these Fatalists, and how such a doctrine,
  • in some things at least, relieves men from nervous anxieties. But we
  • all are Fatalists at bottom. Nor need we so much marvel at the heroism
  • of that army officer, who challenged his personal foe to bestride a
  • barrel of powder with him--the match to be placed between them--and be
  • blown up in good company, for it is pretty certain that the whole earth
  • itself is a vast hogshead, full of inflammable materials, and which we
  • are always bestriding; at the same time, that all good Christians
  • believe that at any minute the last day may come and the terrible
  • combustion of the entire planet ensue.
  • As if impressed with a befitting sense of the awfulness of his calling,
  • our gunner always wore a fixed expression of solemnity, which was
  • heightened by his grizzled hair and beard. But what imparted such a
  • sinister look to him, and what wrought so upon my imagination
  • concerning this man, was a frightful scar crossing his left cheek and
  • forehead. He had been almost mortally wounded, they said, with a
  • sabre-cut, during a frigate engagement in the last war with Britain.
  • He was the most methodical, exact, and punctual of all the forward
  • officers. Among his other duties, it pertained to him, while in
  • harbour, to see that at a certain hour in the evening one of the great
  • guns was discharged from the forecastle, a ceremony only observed in a
  • flag-ship. And always at the precise moment you might behold him
  • blowing his match, then applying it; and with that booming thunder in
  • his ear, and the smell of the powder in his hair, he retired to his
  • hammock for the night. What dreams he must have had!
  • The same precision was observed when ordered to fire a gun to _bring
  • to_ some ship at sea; for, true to their name, and preserving its
  • applicability, even in times of peace, all men-of-war are great bullies
  • on the high seas. They domineer over the poor merchantmen, and with a
  • hissing hot ball sent bowling across the ocean, compel them to stop
  • their headway at pleasure.
  • It was enough to make you a man of method for life, to see the gunner
  • superintending his subalterns, when preparing the main-deck batteries
  • for a great national salute. While lying in harbour, intelligence
  • reached us of the lamentable casualty that befell certain high officers
  • of state, including the acting Secretary of the Navy himself, some
  • other member of the President's cabinet, a Commodore, and others, all
  • engaged in experimenting upon a new-fangled engine of war. At the same
  • time with the receipt of this sad news, orders arrived to fire
  • minute-guns for the deceased head of the naval department. Upon this
  • occasion the gunner was more than usually ceremonious, in seeing that
  • the long twenty-fours were thoroughly loaded and rammed down, and then
  • accurately marked with chalk, so as to be discharged in undeviating
  • rotation, first from the larboard side, and then from the starboard.
  • But as my ears hummed, and all my bones danced in me with the
  • reverberating din, and my eyes and nostrils were almost suffocated with
  • the smoke, and when I saw this grim old gunner firing away so solemnly,
  • I thought it a strange mode of honouring a man's memory who had himself
  • been slaughtered by a cannon. Only the smoke, that, after rolling in at
  • the port-holes, rapidly drifted away to leeward, and was lost to view,
  • seemed truly emblematical touching the personage thus honoured, since
  • that great non-combatant, the Bible, assures us that our life is but a
  • vapour, that quickly passeth away.
  • CHAPTER XXXII.
  • A DISH OF DUNDERFUNK.
  • In men-of-war, the space on the uppermost deck, round about the
  • main-mast, is the Police-office, Court-house, and yard of execution,
  • where all charges are lodged, causes tried, and punishment
  • administered. In frigate phrase, to be _brought up to the mast_, is
  • equivalent to being presented before the grand-jury, to see whether a
  • true bill will be found against you.
  • From the merciless, inquisitorial _baiting_, which sailors, charged
  • with offences, too often experience _at the mast_, that vicinity is
  • usually known among them as the _bull-ring_.
  • The main-mast, moreover, is the only place where the sailor can hold
  • formal communication with the captain and officers. If any one has been
  • robbed; if any one has been evilly entreated; if any one's character
  • has been defamed; if any one has a request to present; if any one has
  • aught important for the executive of the ship to know--straight to the
  • main-mast he repairs; and stands there--generally with his hat
  • off--waiting the pleasure of the officer of the deck, to advance and
  • communicate with him. Often, the most ludicrous scenes occur, and the
  • most comical complaints are made.
  • One clear, cold morning, while we were yet running away from the Cape,
  • a raw boned, crack-pated Down Easter, belonging to the Waist, made his
  • appearance at the mast, dolefully exhibiting a blackened tin pan,
  • bearing a few crusty traces of some sort of a sea-pie, which had been
  • cooked in it.
  • "Well, sir, what now?" said the Lieutenant of the Deck, advancing.
  • "They stole it, sir; all my nice _dunderfunk_, sir; they did, sir,"
  • whined the Down Easter, ruefully holding up his pan. "Stole your
  • _dunderfunk!_ what's that?"
  • "_Dunderfunk_, sir, _dunderfunk_; a cruel nice dish as ever man put
  • into him."
  • "Speak out, sir; what's the matter?"
  • "My _dunderfunk_, sir--as elegant a dish of _dunderfunk_ as you ever
  • see, sir--they stole it, sir!"
  • "Go forward, you rascal!" cried the Lieutenant, in a towering rage, "or
  • else stop your whining. Tell me, what's the matter?"
  • "Why, sir, them 'ere two fellows, Dobs and Hodnose, stole my
  • _dunderfunk_."
  • "Once more, sir, I ask what that _dundledunk_ is? Speak!" "As cruel a
  • nice----"
  • "Be off, sir! sheer!" and muttering something about _non compos
  • mentis_, the Lieutenant stalked away; while the Down Easter beat a
  • melancholy retreat, holding up his pan like a tambourine, and making
  • dolorous music on it as he went.
  • "Where are you going with that tear in your eye, like a travelling
  • rat?" cried a top-man.
  • "Oh! he's going home to Down East," said another; "so far eastward, you
  • know, _shippy_, that they have to pry up the sun with a handspike."
  • To make this anecdote plainer, be it said that, at sea, the monotonous
  • round of salt beef and pork at the messes of the sailors--where but
  • very few of the varieties of the season are to be found--induces them
  • to adopt many contrivances in order to diversify their meals. Hence the
  • various sea-rolls, made dishes, and Mediterranean pies, well known by
  • men-of-war's-men--_Scouse, Lob-scouse, Soft-Tack, Soft-Tommy,
  • Skillagalee, Burgoo, Dough-boys, Lob-Dominion, Dog's-Body_, and lastly,
  • and least known, _Dunderfunk_; all of which come under the general
  • denomination of _Manavalins_.
  • _Dunderfunk_ is made of hard biscuit, hashed and pounded, mixed with
  • beef fat, molasses, and water, and baked brown in a pan. And to those
  • who are beyond all reach of shore delicacies, this _dunderfunk_, in the
  • feeling language of the Down Easter, is certainly "_a cruel nice dish_."
  • Now the only way that a sailor, after preparing his _dunderfunk_, could
  • get it cooked on board the Neversink, was by slily going to _Old
  • Coffee_, the ship's cook, and bribing him to put it into his oven. And
  • as some such dishes or other are well known to be all the time in the
  • oven, a set of unprincipled gourmands are constantly on the look-out
  • for the chance of stealing them. Generally, two or three league
  • together, and while one engages _Old Coffee_ in some interesting
  • conversation touching his wife and family at home, another snatches the
  • first thing he can lay hands on in the oven, and rapidly passes it to
  • the third man, who at his earliest leisure disappears with it.
  • In this manner had the Down Easter lost his precious pie, and afterward
  • found the empty pan knocking about the forecastle.
  • CHAPTER XXXIII.
  • A FLOGGING.
  • If you begin the day with a laugh, you may, nevertheless, end it with a
  • sob and a sigh.
  • Among the many who were exceedingly diverted with the scene between the
  • Down Easter and the Lieutenant, none laughed more heartily than John,
  • Peter, Mark, and Antone--four sailors of the starboard-watch. The same
  • evening these four found themselves prisoners in the "brig," with a
  • sentry standing over them. They were charged with violating a
  • well-known law of the ship--having been engaged in one of those
  • tangled, general fights sometimes occurring among sailors. They had
  • nothing to anticipate but a flogging, at the captain's pleasure.
  • Toward evening of the next day, they were startled by the dread summons
  • of the boatswain and his mates at the principal hatchway--a summons
  • that ever sends a shudder through every manly heart in a frigate:
  • "_All hands witness punishment, ahoy!_"
  • The hoarseness of the cry, its unrelenting prolongation, its being
  • caught up at different points, and sent through the lowermost depths of
  • the ship; all this produces a most dismal effect upon every heart not
  • calloused by long habituation to it.
  • However much you may desire to absent yourself from the scene that
  • ensues, yet behold it you must; or, at least, stand near it you must;
  • for the regulations enjoin the attendance of the entire ship's company,
  • from the corpulent Captain himself to the smallest boy who strikes the
  • bell.
  • "_All hands witness punishment, ahoy!_"
  • To the sensitive seaman that summons sounds like a doom. He knows that
  • the same law which impels it--the same law by which the culprits of the
  • day must suffer; that by that very law he also is liable at any time to
  • be judged and condemned. And the inevitableness of his own presence at
  • the scene; the strong arm that drags him in view of the scourge, and
  • holds him there till all is over; forcing upon his loathing eye and
  • soul the sufferings and groans of men who have familiarly consorted
  • with him, eaten with him, battled out watches with him--men of his own
  • type and badge--all this conveys a terrible hint of the omnipotent
  • authority under which he lives. Indeed, to such a man the naval summons
  • to witness punishment carries a thrill, somewhat akin to what we may
  • impute to the quick and the dead, when they shall hear the Last Trump,
  • that is to bid them all arise in their ranks, and behold the final
  • penalties inflicted upon the sinners of our race.
  • But it must not be imagined that to all men-of-war's-men this summons
  • conveys such poignant emotions; but it is hard to decide whether one
  • should be glad or sad that this is not the case; whether it is grateful
  • to know that so much pain is avoided, or whether it is far sadder to
  • think that, either from constitutional hard-heartedness or the
  • multiplied searings of habit, hundreds of men-of-war's-men have been
  • made proof against the sense of degradation, pity, and shame.
  • As if in sympathy with the scene to be enacted, the sun, which the day
  • previous had merrily flashed upon the tin pan of the disconsolate Down
  • Easter, was now setting over the dreary waters, veiling itself in
  • vapours. The wind blew hoarsely in the cordage; the seas broke heavily
  • against the bows; and the frigate, staggering under whole top-sails,
  • strained as in agony on her way.
  • "_All hands witness punishment, ahoy!_"
  • At the summons the crew crowded round the main-mast; multitudes eager
  • to obtain a good place on the booms, to overlook the scene; many
  • laughing and chatting, others canvassing the case of the culprits; some
  • maintaining sad, anxious countenances, or carrying a suppressed
  • indignation in their eyes; a few purposely keeping behind to avoid
  • looking on; in short, among five hundred men, there was every possible
  • shade of character.
  • All the officers--midshipmen included--stood together in a group on the
  • starboard side of the main-mast; the First Lieutenant in advance, and
  • the surgeon, whose special duty it is to be present at such times,
  • standing close by his side.
  • Presently the Captain came forward from his cabin, and stood in the
  • centre of this solemn group, with a small paper in his hand. That paper
  • was the daily report of offences, regularly laid upon his table every
  • morning or evening, like the day's journal placed by a bachelor's
  • napkin at breakfast.
  • "Master-at-arms, bring up the prisoners," he said.
  • A few moments elapsed, during which the Captain, now clothed in his
  • most dreadful attributes, fixed his eyes severely upon the crew, when
  • suddenly a lane formed through the crowd of seamen, and the prisoners
  • advanced--the master-at-arms, rattan in hand, on one side, and an armed
  • marine on the other--and took up their stations at the mast.
  • "You John, you Peter, you Mark, you Antone," said the Captain, "were
  • yesterday found fighting on the gun-deck. Have you anything to say?"
  • Mark and Antone, two steady, middle-aged men, whom I had often admired
  • for their sobriety, replied that they did not strike the first blow;
  • that they had submitted to much before they had yielded to their
  • passions; but as they acknowledged that they had at last defended
  • themselves, their excuse was overruled.
  • John--a brutal bully, who, it seems, was the real author of the
  • disturbance--was about entering into a long extenuation, when he was
  • cut short by being made to confess, irrespective of circumstances, that
  • he had been in the fray.
  • Peter, a handsome lad about nineteen years old, belonging to the
  • mizzen-top, looked pale and tremulous. He was a great favourite in his
  • part of the ship, and especially in his own mess, principally composed
  • of lads of his own age. That morning two of his young mess-mates had
  • gone to his bag, taken out his best clothes, and, obtaining the
  • permission of the marine sentry at the "brig," had handed them to him,
  • to be put on against being summoned to the mast. This was done to
  • propitiate the Captain, as most captains love to see a tidy sailor. But
  • it would not do. To all his supplications the Captain turned a deaf
  • ear. Peter declared that he had been struck twice before he had
  • returned a blow. "No matter," said the Captain, "you struck at last,
  • instead of reporting the case to an officer. I allow no man to fight on
  • board here but myself. I do the fighting."
  • "Now, men," he added, "you all admit the charge; you know the penalty.
  • Strip! Quarter-masters, are the gratings rigged?"
  • The gratings are square frames of barred wood-work, sometimes placed
  • over the hatchways. One of these squares was now laid on the deck,
  • close to the ship's bulwarks, and while the remaining preparations were
  • being made, the master-at-arms assisted the prisoners in removing their
  • jackets and shirts. This done, their shirts were loosely thrown over
  • their shoulders.
  • At a sign from the Captain, John, with a shameless leer, advanced, and
  • stood passively upon the grating, while the bare-headed old
  • quarter-master, with grey hair streaming in the wind, bound his feet to
  • the cross-bars, and, stretching out his arms over his head, secured
  • them to the hammock-nettings above. He then retreated a little space,
  • standing silent.
  • Meanwhile, the boatswain stood solemnly on the other side, with a green
  • bag in his hand, from which, taking four instruments of punishment, he
  • gave one to each of his mates; for a fresh "cat" applied by a fresh
  • hand, is the ceremonious privilege accorded to every man-of-war culprit.
  • At another sign from the Captain, the master-at-arms, stepping up,
  • removed the shirt from the prisoner. At this juncture a wave broke
  • against the ship's side, and clashed the spray over his exposed back.
  • But though the air was piercing cold, and the water drenched him, John
  • stood still, without a shudder.
  • The Captain's finger was now lifted, and the first boatswain's-mate
  • advanced, combing out the nine tails of his _cat_ with his hand, and
  • then, sweeping them round his neck, brought them with the whole force
  • of his body upon the mark. Again, and again, and again; and at every
  • blow, higher and higher rose the long, purple bars on the prisoner's
  • back. But he only bowed over his head, and stood still. Meantime, some
  • of the crew whispered among themselves in applause of their ship-mate's
  • nerve; but the greater part were breathlessly silent as the keen
  • scourge hissed through the wintry air, and fell with a cutting, wiry
  • sound upon the mark. One dozen lashes being applied, the man was taken
  • down, and went among the crew with a smile, saying, "D----n me! it's
  • nothing when you're used to it! Who wants to fight?"
  • The next was Antone, the Portuguese. At every blow he surged from side
  • to side, pouring out a torrent of involuntary blasphemies. Never before
  • had he been heard to curse. When cut down, he went among the men,
  • swearing to have the life of the Captain. Of course, this was unheard
  • by the officers.
  • Mark, the third prisoner, only cringed and coughed under his
  • punishment. He had some pulmonary complaint. He was off duty for
  • several days after the flogging; but this was partly to be imputed to
  • his extreme mental misery. It was his first scourging, and he felt the
  • insult more than the injury. He became silent and sullen for the rest
  • of the cruise.
  • The fourth and last was Peter, the mizzen-top lad. He had often boasted
  • that he had never been degraded at the gangway. The day before his
  • cheek had worn its usual red but now no ghost was whiter. As he was
  • being secured to the gratings, and the shudderings and creepings of his
  • dazzlingly white back were revealed, he turned round his head
  • imploringly; but his weeping entreaties and vows of contrition were of
  • no avail. "I would not forgive God Almighty!" cried the Captain. The
  • fourth boatswain's-mate advanced, and at the first blow, the boy,
  • shouting "_My God! Oh! my God!_" writhed and leaped so as to displace
  • the gratings, and scatter the nine tails of the scourge all over his
  • person. At the next blow he howled, leaped, and raged in unendurable
  • torture.
  • "What are you stopping for, boatswain's-mate?" cried the Captain. "Lay
  • on!" and the whole dozen was applied.
  • "I don't care what happens to me now!" wept Peter, going among the
  • crew, with blood-shot eyes, as he put on his shirt. "I have been
  • flogged once, and they may do it again, if they will. Let them look for
  • me now!"
  • "Pipe down!" cried the Captain, and the crew slowly dispersed.
  • Let us have the charity to believe them--as we do--when some Captains
  • in the Navy say, that the thing of all others most repulsive to them,
  • in the routine of what they consider their duty, is the administration
  • of corporal punishment upon the crew; for, surely, not to feel
  • scarified to the quick at these scenes would argue a man but a beast.
  • You see a human being, stripped like a slave; scourged worse than a
  • hound. And for what? For things not essentially criminal, but only made
  • so by arbitrary laws.
  • CHAPTER XXXIV.
  • SOME OF THE EVIL EFFECTS OF FLOGGING.
  • There are incidental considerations touching this matter of flogging,
  • which exaggerate the evil into a great enormity. Many illustrations
  • might be given, but let us be content with a few.
  • One of the arguments advanced by officers of the Navy in favour of
  • corporal punishment is this: it can be inflicted in a moment; it
  • consumes no valuable time; and when the prisoner's shirt is put on,
  • _that_ is the last of it. Whereas, if another punishment were
  • substituted, it would probably occasion a great waste of time and
  • trouble, besides thereby begetting in the sailor an undue idea of his
  • importance.
  • Absurd, or worse than absurd, as it may appear, all this is true; and
  • if you start from the same premises with these officers, you, must
  • admit that they advance an irresistible argument. But in accordance
  • with this principle, captains in the Navy, to a certain extent, inflict
  • the scourge--which is ever at hand--for nearly all degrees of
  • transgression. In offences not cognisable by a court-martial, little,
  • if any, discrimination is shown. It is of a piece with the penal laws
  • that prevailed in England some sixty years ago, when one hundred and
  • sixty different offences were declared by the statute-book to be
  • capital, and the servant-maid who but pilfered a watch was hung beside
  • the murderer of a family.
  • It is one of the most common punishments for very trivial offences in
  • the Navy, to "stop" a seaman's _grog_ for a day or a week. And as most
  • seamen so cling to their _grog_, the loss of it is generally deemed by
  • them a very serious penalty. You will sometimes hear them say, "I would
  • rather have my wind _stopped_ than _my grog!_"
  • But there are some sober seamen that would much rather draw the money
  • for it, instead of the grog itself, as provided by law; but they are
  • too often deterred from this by the thought of receiving a scourging
  • for some inconsiderable offence, as a substitute for the stopping of
  • their spirits. This is a most serious obstacle to the cause of
  • temperance in the Navy. But, in many cases, even the reluctant drawing
  • of his grog cannot exempt a prudent seaman from ignominy; for besides
  • the formal administering of the "_cat_" at the gangway for petty
  • offences, he is liable to the "colt," or rope's-end, a bit of
  • _ratlin-stuff_, indiscriminately applied--without stripping the
  • victim--at any time, and in any part of the ship, at the merest wink
  • from the Captain. By an express order of that officer, most boatswain's
  • mates carry the "colt" coiled in their hats, in readiness to be
  • administered at a minute's warning upon any offender. This was the
  • custom in the Neversink. And until so recent a period as the
  • administration of President Polk, when the historian Bancroft,
  • Secretary of the Navy, officially interposed, it was an almost
  • universal thing for the officers of the watch, at their own discretion,
  • to inflict chastisement upon a sailor, and this, too, in the face of
  • the ordinance restricting the power of flogging solely to Captains and
  • Courts Martial. Nor was it a thing unknown for a Lieutenant, in a
  • sudden outburst of passion, perhaps inflamed by brandy, or smarting
  • under the sense of being disliked or hated by the seamen, to order a
  • whole watch of two hundred and fifty men, at dead of night, to undergo
  • the indignity of the "colt."
  • It is believed that, even at the present day, there are instances of
  • Commanders still violating the law, by delegating the power of the colt
  • to subordinates. At all events, it is certain that, almost to a man,
  • the Lieutenants in the Navy bitterly rail against the officiousness of
  • Bancroft, in so materially abridging their usurped functions by
  • snatching the colt from their hands. At the time, they predicted that
  • this rash and most ill-judged interference of the Secretary would end
  • in the breaking up of all discipline in the Navy. But it has not so
  • proved. These officers _now_ predict that, if the "cat" be abolished,
  • the same unfulfilled prediction would be verified.
  • Concerning the license with which many captains violate the express
  • laws laid down by Congress for the government of the Navy, a glaring
  • instance may be quoted. For upward of forty years there has been on the
  • American Statute-book a law prohibiting a captain from inflicting, on
  • his own authority, more than twelve lashes at one time. If more are to
  • be given, the sentence must be passed by a Court-martial. Yet, for
  • nearly half a century, this law has been frequently, and with almost
  • perfect impunity, set at naught: though of late, through the exertions
  • of Bancroft and others, it has been much better observed than formerly;
  • indeed, at the present day, it is generally respected. Still, while the
  • Neversink was lying in a South American port, on the cruise now written
  • of, the seamen belonging to another American frigate informed us that
  • their captain sometimes inflicted, upon his own authority, eighteen and
  • twenty lashes. It is worth while to state that this frigate was vastly
  • admired by the shore ladies for her wonderfully neat appearance. One of
  • her forecastle-men told me that he had used up three jack-knives
  • (charged to him on the books of the purser) in scraping the
  • belaying-pins and the combings of the hatchways.
  • It is singular that while the Lieutenants of the watch in American
  • men-of-war so long usurped the power of inflicting corporal punishment
  • with the _colt_, few or no similar abuses were known in the English
  • Navy. And though the captain of an English armed ship is authorised to
  • inflict, at his own discretion, _more_ than a dozen lashes (I think
  • three dozen), yet it is to be doubted whether, upon the whole, there is
  • as much flogging at present in the English Navy as in the American. The
  • chivalric Virginian, John Randolph of Roanoke, declared, in his place
  • in Congress, that on board of the American man-of-war that carried him
  • out Ambassador to Russia he had witnessed more flogging than had taken
  • place on his own plantation of five hundred African slaves in ten
  • years. Certain it is, from what I have personally seen, that the
  • English officers, as a general thing, seem to be less disliked by their
  • crews than the American officers by theirs. The reason probably is,
  • that many of them, from their station in life, have been more
  • accustomed to social command; hence, quarter-deck authority sits more
  • naturally on them. A coarse, vulgar man, who happens to rise to high
  • naval rank by the exhibition of talents not incompatible with
  • vulgarity, invariably proves a tyrant to his crew. It is a thing that
  • American men-of-war's-men have often observed, that the Lieutenants
  • from the Southern States, the descendants of the old Virginians, are
  • much less severe, and much more gentle and gentlemanly in command, than
  • the Northern officers, as a class.
  • According to the present laws and usages of the Navy, a seaman, for the
  • most trivial alleged offences, of which he may be entirely innocent,
  • must, without a trial, undergo a penalty the traces whereof he carries
  • to the grave; for to a man-of-war's-man's experienced eye the marks of
  • a naval scourging with the "_cat_" are through life discernible. And
  • with these marks on his back, this image of his Creator must rise at
  • the Last Day. Yet so untouchable is true dignity, that there are cases
  • wherein to be flogged at the gangway is no dishonour; though, to abase
  • and hurl down the last pride of some sailor who has piqued him, be
  • some-times the secret motive, with some malicious officer, in procuring
  • him to be condemned to the lash. But this feeling of the innate dignity
  • remaining untouched, though outwardly the body be scarred for the whole
  • term of the natural life, is one of the hushed things, buried among the
  • holiest privacies of the soul; a thing between a man's God and himself;
  • and for ever undiscernible by our fellow-men, who account _that_ a
  • degradation which seems so to the corporal eye. But what torments must
  • that seaman undergo who, while his back bleeds at the gangway, bleeds
  • agonized drops of shame from his soul! Are we not justified in
  • immeasurably denouncing this thing? Join hands with me, then; and, in
  • the name of that Being in whose image the flogged sailor is made, let
  • us demand of Legislators, by what right they dare profane what God
  • himself accounts sacred.
  • Is it lawful for you to scourge a man that is a Roman? asks the
  • intrepid Apostle, well knowing, as a Roman citizen, that it was not.
  • And now, eighteen hundred years after, is it lawful for you, my
  • countrymen, to scourge a man that is an American? to scourge him round
  • the world in your frigates?
  • It is to no purpose that you apologetically appeal to the general
  • depravity of the man-of-war's-man. Depravity in the oppressed is no
  • apology for the oppressor; but rather an additional stigma to him, as
  • being, in a large degree, the effect, and not the cause and
  • justification of oppression.
  • CHAPTER XXXV.
  • FLOGGING NOT LAWFUL.
  • It is next to idle, at the present day, merely to denounce an iniquity.
  • Be ours, then, a different task.
  • If there are any three things opposed to the genius of the American
  • Constitution, they are these: irresponsibility in a judge, unlimited
  • discretionary authority in an executive, and the union of an
  • irresponsible judge and an unlimited executive in one person.
  • Yet by virtue of an enactment of Congress, all the Commodores in the
  • American navy are obnoxious to these three charges, so far as concerns
  • the punishment of the sailor for alleged misdemeanors not particularly
  • set forth in the Articles of War.
  • Here is the enactment in question.
  • XXXII. _Of the Articles of War_.--"All crimes committed by persons
  • belonging to the Navy, which are not specified in the foregoing
  • articles, shall be punished according to the laws and customs in such
  • cases at sea."
  • This is the article that, above all others, puts the scourge into the
  • hands of the Captain, calls him to no account for its exercise, and
  • furnishes him with an ample warrant for inflictions of cruelty upon the
  • common sailor, hardly credible to landsmen.
  • By this article the Captain is made a legislator, as well as a judge
  • and an executive. So far as it goes, it absolutely leaves to his
  • discretion to decide what things shall be considered crimes, and what
  • shall be the penalty; whether an accused person has been guilty of
  • actions by him declared to be crimes; and how, when, and where the
  • penalty shall be inflicted.
  • In the American Navy there is an everlasting suspension of the Habeas
  • Corpus. Upon the bare allegation of misconduct there is no law to
  • restrain the Captain from imprisoning a seaman, and keeping him
  • confined at his pleasure. While I was in the Neversink, the Captain of
  • an American sloop of war, from undoubted motives of personal pique,
  • kept a seaman confined in the brig for upward of a month.
  • Certainly the necessities of navies warrant a code for their government
  • more stringent than the law that governs the land; but that code should
  • conform to the spirit of the political institutions of the country that
  • ordains it. It should not convert into slaves some of the citizens of a
  • nation of free-men. Such objections cannot be urged against the laws of
  • the Russian navy (not essentially different from our own), because the
  • laws of that navy, creating the absolute one-man power in the Captain,
  • and vesting in him the authority to scourge, conform in spirit to the
  • territorial laws of Russia, which is ruled by an autocrat, and whose
  • courts inflict the _knout_ upon the subjects of the land. But with us
  • it is different. Our institutions claim to be based upon broad
  • principles of political liberty and equality. Whereas, it would hardly
  • affect one iota the condition on shipboard of an American
  • man-of-war's-man, were he transferred to the Russian navy and made a
  • subject of the Czar.
  • As a sailor, he shares none of our civil immunities; the law of our
  • soil in no respect accompanies the national floating timbers grown
  • thereon, and to which he clings as his home. For him our Revolution was
  • in vain; to him our Declaration of Independence is a lie.
  • It is not sufficiently borne in mind, perhaps, that though the naval
  • code comes under the head of the martial law, yet, in time of peace,
  • and in the thousand questions arising between man and man on board
  • ship, this code, to a certain extent, may not improperly be deemed
  • municipal. With its crew of 800 or 1,000 men, a three-decker is a city
  • on the sea. But in most of these matters between man and man, the
  • Captain instead of being a magistrate, dispensing what the law
  • promulgates, is an absolute ruler, making and unmaking law as he
  • pleases.
  • It will be seen that the XXth of the Articles of War provides, that if
  • any person in the Navy negligently perform the duties assigned him, he
  • shall suffer such punishment as a court-martial shall adjudge; but if
  • the offender be a private (common sailor) he may, at the discretion of
  • the Captain, be put in irons or flogged. It is needless to say, that in
  • cases where an officer commits a trivial violation of this law, a
  • court-martial is seldom or never called to sit upon his trial; but in
  • the sailor's case, he is at once condemned to the lash. Thus, one set
  • of sea-citizens is exempted from a law that is hung in terror over
  • others. What would landsmen think, were the State of New York to pass a
  • law against some offence, affixing a fine as a penalty, and then add to
  • that law a section restricting its penal operation to mechanics and day
  • laborers, exempting all gentlemen with an income of one thousand
  • dollars? Yet thus, in the spirit of its practical operation, even thus,
  • stands a good part of the naval laws wherein naval flogging is involved.
  • But a law should be "universal," and include in its possible penal
  • operations the very judge himself who gives decisions upon it; nay, the
  • very judge who expounds it. Had Sir William Blackstone violated the
  • laws of England, he would have been brought before the bar over which
  • he had presided, and would there have been tried, with the counsel for
  • the crown reading to him, perhaps, from a copy of his own
  • _Commentaries_. And should he have been found guilty, he would have
  • suffered like the meanest subject, "according to law."
  • How is it in an American frigate? Let one example suffice. By the
  • Articles of War, and especially by Article I., an American Captain may,
  • and frequently does, inflict a severe and degrading punishment upon a
  • sailor, while he himself is for ever removed from the possibility of
  • undergoing the like disgrace; and, in all probability, from undergoing
  • any punishment whatever, even if guilty of the same thing--contention
  • with his equals, for instance--for which he punishes another. Yet both
  • sailor and captain are American citizens.
  • Now, in the language of Blackstone, again, there is a law, "coeval with
  • mankind, dictated by God himself, superior in obligation to any other,
  • and no human laws are of any validity if contrary to this." That law is
  • the Law of Nature; among the three great principles of which Justinian
  • includes "that to every man should be rendered his due." But we have
  • seen that the laws involving flogging in the Navy do _not_ render to
  • every man his due, since in some cases they indirectly exclude the
  • officers from any punishment whatever, and in all cases protect them
  • from the scourge, which is inflicted upon the sailor. Therefore,
  • according to Blackstone and Justinian, those laws have no binding
  • force; and every American man-of-war's-man would be morally justified
  • in resisting the scourge to the uttermost; and, in so resisting, would
  • be religiously justified in what would be judicially styled "the act of
  • mutiny" itself.
  • If, then, these scourging laws be for any reason necessary, make them
  • binding upon all who of right come under their sway; and let us see an
  • honest Commodore, duly authorised by Congress, condemning to the lash a
  • transgressing Captain by the side of a transgressing sailor. And if the
  • Commodore himself prove a transgressor, let us see one of his brother
  • Commodores take up the lash against _him_, even as the boatswain's
  • mates, the navy executioners, are often called upon to scourge each
  • other.
  • Or will you say that a navy officer is a man, but that an American-born
  • citizen, whose grandsire may have ennobled him by pouring out his blood
  • at Bunker Hill--will you say that, by entering the service of his
  • country as a common seaman, and standing ready to fight her foes, he
  • thereby loses his manhood at the very time he most asserts it? Will you
  • say that, by so doing, he degrades himself to the liability of the
  • scourge, but if he tarries ashore in time of danger, he is safe from
  • that indignity? All our linked states, all four continents of mankind,
  • unite in denouncing such a thought.
  • We plant the question, then, on the topmost argument of all.
  • Irrespective of incidental considerations, we assert that flogging in
  • the navy is opposed to the essential dignity, of man, which no
  • legislator has a right to violate; that it is oppressive, and glaringly
  • unequal in its operations; that it is utterly repugnant to the spirit
  • of our democratic institutions; indeed, that it involves a lingering
  • trait of the worst times of a barbarous feudal aristocracy; in a word,
  • we denounce it as religiously, morally, and immutably _wrong_.
  • No matter, then, what may be the consequences of its abolition; no
  • matter if we have to dismantle our fleets, and our unprotected commerce
  • should fall a prey to the spoiler, the awful admonitions of justice and
  • humanity demand that abolition without procrastination; in a voice that
  • is not to be mistaken, demand that abolition today. It is not a
  • dollar-and-cent question of expediency; it is a matter of _right and
  • wrong_. And if any man can lay his hand on his heart, and solemnly say
  • that this scourging is right, let that man but once feel the lash on
  • his own back, and in his agony you will hear the apostate call the
  • seventh heavens to witness that it is _wrong_. And, in the name of
  • immortal manhood, would to God that every man who upholds this thing
  • were scourged at the gangway till he recanted.
  • CHAPTER XXXVI.
  • FLOGGING NOT NECESSARY.
  • But White-Jacket is ready to come down from the lofty mast-head of an
  • eternal principle, and fight you--Commodores and Captains of the
  • navy--on your own quarter-deck, with your own weapons, at your own
  • paces.
  • Exempt yourselves from the lash, you take Bible oaths to it that it is
  • indispensable for others; you swear that, without the lash, no armed
  • ship can be kept in suitable discipline. Be it proved to you, officers,
  • and stamped upon your foreheads, that herein you are utterly wrong.
  • "Send them to Collingwood," said Lord Nelson, "and _he_ will bring them
  • to order." This was the language of that renowned Admiral, when his
  • officers reported to him certain seamen of the fleet as wholly
  • ungovernable. "Send them to Collingwood." And who was Collingwood,
  • that, after these navy rebels had been imprisoned and scourged without
  • being brought to order, Collingwood could convert them to docility?
  • Who Admiral Collinngwood was, as an historical hero, history herself
  • will tell you; nor, in whatever triumphal hall they may be hanging,
  • will the captured flags of Trafalgar fail to rustle at the mention of
  • that name. But what Collingwood was as a disciplinarian on board the
  • ships he commanded perhaps needs to be said. He was an officer, then,
  • who held in abhorrence all corporal punishment; who, though seeing more
  • active service than any sea-officer of his time, yet, for years
  • together, governed his men without inflicting the lash.
  • But these seaman of his must have been most exemplary saints to have
  • proved docile under so lenient a sway. Were they saints? Answer, ye
  • jails and alms-houses throughout the length and breadth of Great
  • Britain, which, in Collingwood's time, were swept clean of the last
  • lingering villain and pauper to man his majesty's fleets.
  • Still more, _that_ was a period when the uttermost resources of England
  • were taxed to the quick; when the masts of her multiplied fleets almost
  • transplanted her forests, all standing to the sea; when British
  • press-gangs not only boarded foreign ships on the high seas, and
  • boarded foreign pier-heads, but boarded their own merchantmen at the
  • mouth of the Thames, and boarded the very fire-sides along its banks;
  • when Englishmen were knocked down and dragged into the navy, like
  • cattle into the slaughter-house, with every mortal provocation to a mad
  • desperation against the service that thus ran their unwilling heads
  • into the muzzles of the enemy's cannon. _This_ was the time, and
  • _these_ the men that Collingwood governed without the lash.
  • I know it has been said that Lord Collingwood began by inflicting
  • severe punishments, and afterward ruling his sailors by the mere memory
  • of a by-gone terror, which he could at pleasure revive; and that his
  • sailors knew this, and hence their good behaviour under a lenient sway.
  • But, granting the quoted assertion to be true, how comes it that many
  • American Captains, who, after inflicting as severe punishment as ever
  • Collingwood could have authorized--how comes it that _they_, also, have
  • not been able to maintain good order without subsequent floggings,
  • after once showing to the crew with what terrible attributes they were
  • invested? But it is notorious, and a thing that I myself, in several
  • instances, _know_ to have been the case, that in the American navy,
  • where corporal punishment has been most severe, it has also been most
  • frequent.
  • But it is incredible that, with such crews as Lord
  • Collingwood's--composed, in part, of the most desperate characters, the
  • rakings of the jails--it is incredible that such a set of men could
  • have been governed by the mere _memory_ of the lash. Some other
  • influence must have been brought to bear; mainly, no doubt, the
  • influence wrought by a powerful brain, and a determined, intrepid
  • spirit over a miscellaneous rabble.
  • It is well known that Lord Nelson himself, in point of policy, was
  • averse to flogging; and that, too, when he had witnessed the mutinous
  • effects of government abuses in the navy--unknown in our times--and
  • which, to the terror of all England, developed themselves at the great
  • mutiny of the Nore: an outbreak that for several weeks jeopardised the
  • very existence of the British navy.
  • But we may press this thing nearly two centuries further back, for it
  • is a matter of historical doubt whether, in Robert Blake's time,
  • Cromwell's great admiral, such a thing as flogging was known at the
  • gangways of his victorious fleets. And as in this matter we cannot go
  • further back than to Blake, so we cannot advance further than to our
  • own time, which shows Commodore Stockton, during the recent war with
  • Mexico, governing the American squadron in the Pacific without
  • employing the scourge.
  • But if of three famous English Admirals one has abhorred flogging,
  • another almost governed his ships without it, and to the third it may
  • be supposed to have been unknown, while an American Commander has,
  • within the present year almost, been enabled to sustain the good
  • discipline of an entire squadron in time of war without having an
  • instrument of scourging on board, what inevitable inferences must be
  • drawn, and how disastrous to the mental character of all advocates of
  • navy flogging, who may happen to be navy officers themselves.
  • It cannot have escaped the discernment of any observer of mankind,
  • that, in the presence of its conventional inferiors, conscious
  • imbecility in power often seeks to carry off that imbecility by
  • assumptions of lordly severity. The amount of flogging on board an
  • American man-of-war is, in many cases, in exact proportion to the
  • professional and intellectual incapacity of her officers to command.
  • Thus, in these cases, the law that authorises flogging does but put a
  • scourge into the hand of a fool. In most calamitous instances this has
  • been shown.
  • It is a matter of record, that some English ships of war have fallen a
  • prey to the enemy through the insubordination of the crew, induced by
  • the witless cruelty of their officers; officers so armed by the law
  • that they could inflict that cruelty without restraint. Nor have there
  • been wanting instances where the seamen have ran away with their ships,
  • as in the case of the Hermione and Danae, and forever rid themselves of
  • the outrageous inflictions of their officers by sacrificing their lives
  • to their fury.
  • Events like these aroused the attention of the British public at the
  • time. But it was a tender theme, the public agitation of which the
  • government was anxious to suppress. Nevertheless, whenever the thing
  • was privately discussed, these terrific mutinies, together with the
  • then prevailing insubordination of the men in the navy, were almost
  • universally attributed to the exasperating system of flogging. And the
  • necessity for flogging was generally believed to be directly referable
  • to the impressment of such crowds of dissatisfied men. And in high
  • quarters it was held that if, by any mode, the English fleet could be
  • manned without resource to coercive measures, then the necessity of
  • flogging would cease.
  • "If we abolish either impressment or flogging, the abolition of the
  • other will follow as a matter of course." This was the language of the
  • _Edinburgh Review_, at a still later period, 1824.
  • If, then, the necessity of flogging in the British armed marine was
  • solely attributed to the impressment of the seamen, what faintest
  • shadow of reason is there for the continuance of this barbarity in the
  • American service, which is wholly freed from the reproach of
  • impressment?
  • It is true that, during a long period of non-impressment, and even down
  • to the present day, flogging has been, and still is, the law of the
  • English navy. But in things of this kind England should be nothing to
  • us, except an example to be shunned. Nor should wise legislators wholly
  • govern themselves by precedents, and conclude that, since scourging has
  • so long prevailed, some virtue must reside in it. Not so. The world has
  • arrived at a period which renders it the part of Wisdom to pay homage
  • to the prospective precedents of the Future in preference to those of
  • the Past. The Past is dead, and has no resurrection; but the Future is
  • endowed with such a life, that it lives to us even in anticipation. The
  • Past is, in many things, the foe of mankind; the Future is, in all
  • things, our friend. In the Past is no hope; the Future is both hope and
  • fruition. The Past is the text-book of tyrants; the Future the Bible of
  • the Free. Those who are solely governed by the Past stand like Lot's
  • wife, crystallised in the act of looking backward, and forever
  • incapable of looking before.
  • Let us leave the Past, then, to dictate laws to immovable China; let us
  • abandon it to the Chinese Legitimists of Europe. But for us, we will
  • have another captain to rule over us--that captain who ever marches at
  • the head of his troop and beckons them forward, not lingering in the
  • rear, and impeding their march with lumbering baggage-wagons of old
  • precedents. _This_ is the Past.
  • But in many things we Americans are driven to a rejection of the maxims
  • of the Past, seeing that, ere long, the van of the nations must, of
  • right, belong to ourselves. There are occasions when it is for America
  • to make precedents, and not to obey them. We should, if possible, prove
  • a teacher to posterity, instead of being the pupil of by-gone
  • generations. More shall come after us than have gone before; the world
  • is not yet middle-aged.
  • Escaped from the house of bondage, Israel of old did not follow after
  • the ways of the Egyptians. To her was given an express dispensation; to
  • her were given new things under the sun. And we Americans are the
  • peculiar, chosen people--the Israel of our time; we bear the ark of the
  • liberties of the world. Seventy years ago we escaped from thrall; and,
  • besides our first birthright--embracing one continent of earth--God has
  • given to us, for a future inheritance, the broad domains of the
  • political pagans, that shall yet come and lie down under the shade of
  • our ark, without bloody hands being lifted. God has predestinated,
  • mankind expects, great things from our race; and great things we feel
  • in our souls. The rest of the nations must soon be in our rear. We are
  • the pioneers of the world; the advance-guard, sent on through the
  • wilderness of untried things, to break a new path in the New World that
  • is ours. In our youth is our strength; in our inexperience, our wisdom.
  • At a period when other nations have but lisped, our deep voice is heard
  • afar. Long enough, have we been skeptics with regard to ourselves, and
  • doubted whether, indeed, the political Messiah had come. But he has
  • come in us, if we would but give utterance to his promptings. And let
  • us always remember that with ourselves, almost for the first time in
  • the history of earth, national selfishness is unbounded philanthropy;
  • for we can not do a good to America but we give alms to the world.
  • CHAPTER XXXVII.
  • SOME SUPERIOR OLD "LONDON DOCK" FROM THE WINE-COOLERS OF NEPTUNE.
  • We had just slid into pleasant weather, drawing near to the Tropics,
  • when all hands were thrown into a wonderful excitement by an event that
  • eloquently appealed to many palates.
  • A man at the fore-top-sail-yard sung out that there were eight or ten
  • dark objects floating on the sea, some three points off our lee-bow.
  • "Keep her off three points!" cried Captain Claret, to the
  • quarter-master at the _cun_.
  • And thus, with all our batteries, store-rooms, and five hundred men,
  • with their baggage, and beds, and provisions, at one move of a round
  • bit of mahogany, our great-embattled ark edged away for the strangers,
  • as easily as a boy turns to the right or left in pursuit of insects in
  • the field.
  • Directly the man on the top-sail-yard reported the dark objects to be
  • hogsheads. Instantly all the top-men were straining their eyes, in
  • delirious expectation of having their long _grog fast_ broken at last,
  • and that, too, by what seemed an almost miraculous intervention. It was
  • a curious circumstance that, without knowing the contents of the
  • hogsheads, they yet seemed certain that the staves encompassed the
  • thing they longed for.
  • Sail was now shortened, our headway was stopped, and a cutter was
  • lowered, with orders to tow the fleet of strangers alongside. The men
  • sprang to their oars with a will, and soon five goodly puncheons lay
  • wallowing in the sea, just under the main-chains. We got overboard the
  • slings, and hoisted them out of the water.
  • It was a sight that Bacchus and his bacchanals would have gloated over.
  • Each puncheon was of a deep-green color, so covered with minute
  • barnacles and shell-fish, and streaming with sea-weed, that it needed
  • long searching to find out their bung-holes; they looked like venerable
  • old _loggerhead-turtles._ How long they had been tossing about, and
  • making voyages for the benefit of the flavour of their contents, no one
  • could tell. In trying to raft them ashore, or on board of some
  • merchant-ship, they must have drifted off to sea. This we inferred from
  • the ropes that length-wise united them, and which, from one point of
  • view, made them resemble a long sea-serpent. They were _struck_ into
  • the gun-deck, where, the eager crowd being kept off by sentries, the
  • cooper was called with his tools.
  • "Bung up, and bilge free!" he cried, in an ecstasy, flourishing his
  • driver and hammer.
  • Upon clearing away the barnacles and moss, a flat sort of shell-fish
  • was found, closely adhering, like a California-shell, right over one of
  • the bungs. Doubtless this shell-fish had there taken up his quarters,
  • and thrown his own body into the breach, in order the better to
  • preserve the precious contents of the cask. The by-standers were
  • breathless, when at last this puncheon was canted over and a tin-pot
  • held to the orifice. What was to come forth? salt-water or wine? But a
  • rich purple tide soon settled the question, and the lieutenant assigned
  • to taste it, with a loud and satisfactory smack of his lips, pronounced
  • it Port!
  • "Oporto!" cried Mad Jack, "and no mistake!"
  • But, to the surprise, grief, and consternation of the sailors, an order
  • now came from the quarter-deck to strike the "strangers down into the
  • main-hold!" This proceeding occasioned all sorts of censorious
  • observations upon the Captain, who, of course, had authorised it.
  • It must be related here that, on the passage out from home, the
  • Neversink had touched at Madeira; and there, as is often the case with
  • men-of-war, the Commodore and Captain had laid in a goodly stock of
  • wines for their own private tables, and the benefit of their foreign
  • visitors. And although the Commodore was a small, spare man, who
  • evidently emptied but few glasses, yet Captain Claret was a portly
  • gentleman, with a crimson face, whose father had fought at the battle
  • of the Brandywine, and whose brother had commanded the well-known
  • frigate named in honour of that engagement. And his whole appearance
  • evinced that Captain Claret himself had fought many Brandywine battles
  • ashore in honour of his sire's memory, and commanded in many bloodless
  • Brandywine actions at sea.
  • It was therefore with some savour of provocation that the sailors held
  • forth on the ungenerous conduct of Captain Claret, in stepping in
  • between them and Providence, as it were, which by this lucky windfall,
  • they held, seemed bent upon relieving their necessities; while Captain
  • Claret himself, with an inexhaustible cellar, emptied his Madeira
  • decanters at his leisure.
  • But next day all hands were electrified by the old familiar sound--so
  • long hushed--of the drum rolling to grog.
  • After that the port was served out twice a day, till all was expended.
  • CHAPTER XXXVIII.
  • THE CHAPLAIN AND CHAPEL IN A MAN-OF-WAR.
  • The next day was Sunday; a fact set down in the almanac, spite of
  • merchant seamen's maxim, that _there are no Sundays of soundings_.
  • _No Sundays off soundings, _indeed! No Sundays on shipboard! You may as
  • well say there should be no Sundays in churches; for is not a ship
  • modeled after a church? has it not three spires--three steeples? yea,
  • and on the gun-deck, a bell and a belfry? And does not that bell
  • merrily peal every Sunday morning, to summon the crew to devotions?
  • At any rate, there were Sundays on board this particular frigate of
  • ours, and a clergyman also. He was a slender, middle-aged man, of an
  • amiable deportment and irreproachable conversation; but I must say,
  • that his sermons were but ill calculated to benefit the crew. He had
  • drank at the mystic fountain of Plato; his head had been turned by the
  • Germans; and this I will say, that White-Jacket himself saw him with
  • Coleridge's Biographia Literaria in his hand.
  • Fancy, now, this transcendental divine standing behind a gun-carriage
  • on the main-deck, and addressing five hundred salt-sea sinners upon the
  • psychological phenomena of the soul, and the ontological necessity of
  • every sailor's saving it at all hazards. He enlarged upon the follies
  • of the ancient philosophers; learnedly alluded to the Phiedon of Plato;
  • exposed the follies of Simplicius's Commentary on Aristotle's "De
  • Coelo," by arraying against that clever Pagan author the admired tract
  • of Tertullian--_De Prascriptionibus Haereticorum_--and concluded by a
  • Sanscrit invocation. He was particularly hard upon the Gnostics and
  • Marcionites of the second century of the Christian era; but he never,
  • in the remotest manner, attacked the everyday vices of the nineteenth
  • century, as eminently illustrated in our man-of-war world. Concerning
  • drunkenness, fighting, flogging, and oppression--things expressly or
  • impliedly prohibited by Christianity--he never said aught. But the most
  • mighty Commodore and Captain sat before him; and in general, if, in a
  • monarchy, the state form the audience of the church, little evangelical
  • piety will be preached. Hence, the harmless, non-committal abstrusities
  • of our Chaplain were not to be wondered at. He was no Massillon, to
  • thunder forth his ecclesiastical rhetoric, even when a Louis le Grand
  • was enthroned among his congregation. Nor did the chaplains who
  • preached on the quarter-deck of Lord Nelson ever allude to the guilty
  • Felix, nor to Delilah, nor practically reason of righteousness,
  • temperance, and judgment
  • to come, when that renowned Admiral sat, sword-belted, before them.
  • During these Sunday discourses, the officers always sat in a circle
  • round the Chaplain, and, with a business-like air, steadily preserved
  • the utmost propriety. In particular, our old Commodore himself made a
  • point of looking intensely edified; and not a sailor on board but
  • believed that the Commodore, being the greatest man present, must alone
  • comprehend the mystic sentences that fell from our parson's lips.
  • Of all the noble lords in the ward-room, this lord-spiritual, with the
  • exception of the Purser, was in the highest favour with the Commodore,
  • who frequently conversed with him in a close and confidential manner.
  • Nor, upon reflection, was this to be marvelled at, seeing how
  • efficacious, in all despotic governments, it is for the throne and
  • altar to go hand-in-hand.
  • The accommodations of our chapel were very poor. We had nothing to sit
  • on but the great gun-rammers and capstan-bars, placed horizontally upon
  • shot-boxes. These seats were exceedingly uncomfortable, wearing out our
  • trowsers and our tempers, and, no doubt, impeded the con-version of
  • many valuable souls.
  • To say the truth, men-of-war's-men, in general, make but poor auditors
  • upon these occasions, and adopt every possible means to elude them.
  • Often the boatswain's-mates were obliged to drive the men to service,
  • violently swearing upon these occasions, as upon every other.
  • "Go to prayers, d----n you! To prayers, you rascals--to prayers!" In
  • this clerical invitation Captain Claret would frequently unite.
  • At this Jack Chase would sometimes make merry. "Come, boys, don't hang
  • back," he would say; "come, let us go hear the parson talk about his
  • Lord High Admiral Plato, and Commodore Socrates."
  • But, in one instance, grave exception was taken to this summons. A
  • remarkably serious, but bigoted seaman, a sheet-anchor-man--whose
  • private devotions may hereafter be alluded to--once touched his hat to
  • the Captain, and respectfully said, "Sir, I am a Baptist; the chaplain
  • is an Episcopalian; his form of worship is not mine; I do not believe
  • with him, and it is against my conscience to be under his ministry. May
  • I be allowed, sir, _not_ to attend service on the half-deck?"
  • "You will be allowed, sir!" said the Captain, haughtily, "to obey the
  • laws of the ship. If you absent yourself from prayers on Sunday
  • mornings, you know the penalty."
  • According to the Articles of War, the Captain was perfectly right; but
  • if any law requiring an American to attend divine service against his
  • will be a law respecting the establishment of religion, then the
  • Articles of War are, in this one particular, opposed to the American
  • Constitution, which expressly says, "Congress shall make no law
  • respecting the establishment of religion, or the free exercise
  • thereof." But this is only one of several things in which the Articles
  • of War are repugnant to that instrument. They will be glanced at in
  • another part of the narrative.
  • The motive which prompts the introduction of chaplains into the Navy
  • cannot but be warmly responded to by every Christian. But it does not
  • follow, that because chaplains are to be found in men-of-war, that,
  • under the present system, they achieve much good, or that, under any
  • other, they ever will.
  • How can it be expected that the religion of peace should flourish in an
  • oaken castle of war? How can it be expected that the clergyman, whose
  • pulpit is a forty-two-pounder, should convert sinners to a faith that
  • enjoins them to turn the right cheek when the left is smitten? How is
  • it to be expected that when, according to the XLII. of the Articles of
  • War, as they now stand unrepealed on the Statute-book, "a bounty shall
  • be paid" (to the officers and crew) "by the United States government of
  • $20 for each person on board any ship of an enemy which shall be sunk
  • or destroyed by any United States ship;" and when, by a subsequent
  • section (vii.), it is provided, among other apportionings, that the
  • chaplain shall receive "two twentieths" of this price paid for sinking
  • and destroying ships full of human beings? I How is it to be expected
  • that a clergyman, thus provided for, should prove efficacious in
  • enlarging upon the criminality of Judas, who, for thirty pieces of
  • silver, betrayed his Master?
  • Although, by the regulations of the Navy, each seaman's mess on board
  • the Neversink was furnished with a Bible, these Bibles were seldom or
  • never to be seen, except on Sunday mornings, when usage demands that
  • they shall be exhibited by the cooks of the messes, when the
  • master-at-arms goes his rounds on the berth-deck. At such times, they
  • usually surmounted a highly-polished tin-pot placed on the lid of the
  • chest.
  • Yet, for all this, the Christianity of men-of-war's men, and their
  • disposition to contribute to pious enterprises, are often relied upon.
  • Several times subscription papers were circulated among the crew of the
  • Neversink, while in harbour, under the direct patronage of the
  • Chaplain. One was for the purpose of building a seaman's chapel in
  • China; another to pay the salary of a tract-distributor in Greece; a
  • third to raise a fund for the benefit of an African Colonization
  • Society.
  • Where the Captain himself is a moral man, he makes a far better
  • chaplain for his crew than any clergyman can be. This is sometimes
  • illustrated in the case of sloops of war and armed brigs, which are not
  • allowed a regular chaplain. I have known one crew, who were warmly
  • attached to a naval commander worthy of their love, who have mustered
  • even with alacrity to the call to prayer; and when their Captain would
  • read the Church of England service to them, would present a
  • congregation not to be surpassed for earnestness and devotion by any
  • Scottish Kirk. It seemed like family devotions, where the head of the
  • house is foremost in confessing himself before his Maker. But our own
  • hearts are our best prayer-rooms, and the chaplains who can most help
  • us are ourselves.
  • CHAPTER XXXIX.
  • THE FRIGATE IN HARBOUR.--THE BOATS.--GRAND STATE RECEPTION OF THE
  • COMMODORE.
  • In good time we were up with the parallel of Rio de Janeiro, and,
  • standing in for the land, the mist soon cleared; and high aloft the
  • famed Sugar Loaf pinnacle was seen, our bowsprit pointing for it
  • straight as a die.
  • As we glided on toward our anchorage, the bands of the various
  • men-of-war in harbour saluted us with national airs, and gallantly
  • lowered their ensigns. Nothing can exceed the courteous etiquette of
  • these ships, of all nations, in greeting their brethren. Of all men,
  • your accomplished duellist is generally the most polite.
  • We lay in Rio some weeks, lazily taking in stores and otherwise
  • preparing for the passage home. But though Rio is one of the most
  • magnificent bays in the world; though the city itself contains many
  • striking objects; and though much might be said of the Sugar Loaf and
  • Signal Hill heights; and the little islet of Lucia; and the fortified
  • Ihla Dos Cobras, or Isle of the Snakes (though the only anacondas and
  • adders now found in the arsenals there are great guns and pistols); and
  • Lord Wood's Nose--a lofty eminence said by seamen to resemble his
  • lordship's conch-shell; and the Prays do Flamingo--a noble tract of
  • beach, so called from its having been the resort, in olden times, of
  • those gorgeous birds; and the charming Bay of Botofogo, which, spite of
  • its name, is fragrant as the neighbouring Larangieros, or Valley of the
  • Oranges; and the green Gloria Hill, surmounted by the belfries of the
  • queenly Church of Nossa Senora de Gloria; and the iron-gray Benedictine
  • convent near by; and the fine drive and promenade, Passeo Publico; and
  • the massive arch-over-arch aqueduct, Arcos de Carico; and the Emperor's
  • Palace; and the Empress's Gardens; and the fine Church de Candelaria;
  • and the gilded throne on wheels, drawn by eight silken, silver-belled
  • mules, in which, of pleasant evenings, his Imperial Majesty is driven
  • out of town to his Moorish villa of St. Christova--ay, though much
  • might be said of all this, yet must I forbear, if I may, and adhere to
  • my one proper object, _the world in a man-of-war_.
  • Behold, now, the Neversink under a new aspect. With all her batteries,
  • she is tranquilly lying in harbour, surrounded by English, French,
  • Dutch, Portuguese, and Brazilian seventy-fours, moored in the
  • deep-green water, close under the lee of that oblong, castellated mass
  • of rock, Ilha Dos Cobras, which, with its port-holes and lofty
  • flag-staffs, looks like another man-of-war, fast anchored in the way.
  • But what is an insular fortress, indeed, but an embattled land-slide
  • into the sea from the world Gibraltars and Quebecs? And what a
  • main-land fortress but a few decks of a line-of-battle ship
  • transplanted ashore? They are all one--all, as King David, men-of-war
  • from their youth.
  • Ay, behold now the Neversink at her anchors, in many respects
  • presenting a different appearance from what she presented at sea. Nor
  • is the routine of life on board the same.
  • At sea there is more to employ the sailors, and less temptation to
  • violations of the law. Whereas, in port, unless some particular service
  • engages them, they lead the laziest of lives, beset by all the
  • allurements of the shore, though perhaps that shore they may never
  • touch.
  • Unless you happen to belong to one of the numerous boats, which, in a
  • man-of-war in harbour, are continually plying to and from the land, you
  • are mostly thrown upon your own resources to while away the time. Whole
  • days frequently pass without your being individually called upon to
  • lift a finger; for though, in the merchant-service, they make a point
  • of keeping the men always busy about something or other, yet, to employ
  • five hundred sailors when there is nothing definite to be done wholly
  • surpasses the ingenuity of any First Lieutenant in the Navy.
  • As mention has just been made of the numerous boats employed in
  • harbour, something more may as well be put down concerning them. Our
  • frigate carried a very large boat--as big as a small sloop--called a
  • _launch_, which was generally used for getting off wood, water, and
  • other bulky articles. Besides this, she carried four boats of an
  • arithmetical progression in point of size--the largest being known as
  • the first cutter, the next largest the second cutter, then the third
  • and fourth cutters. She also carried a Commodore's Barge, a Captain's
  • Gig, and a "dingy," a small yawl, with a crew of apprentice boys. All
  • these boats, except the "dingy," had their regular crews, who were
  • subordinate to their cockswains--_petty officers_, receiving pay in
  • addition to their seaman's wages.
  • The _launch_ was manned by the old Tritons of the fore-castle, who were
  • no ways particular about their dress, while the other
  • boats--commissioned for genteeler duties--were rowed by young follows,
  • mostly, who had a dandy eye to their personal appearance. Above all,
  • the officers see to it that the Commodore's Barge and the Captain's Gig
  • are manned by gentlemanly youths, who may do credit to their country,
  • and form agreeable objects for the eyes of the Commodore or Captain to
  • repose upon as he tranquilly sits in the stern, when pulled ashore by
  • his barge-men or gig-men, as the case may be. Some sailors are very
  • fond of belonging to the boats, and deem it a great honour to be a
  • _Commodore's barge-man_; but others, perceiving no particular
  • distinction in that office, do not court it so much.
  • On the second day after arriving at Rio, one of the gig-men fell sick,
  • and, to my no small concern, I found myself temporarily appointed to
  • his place.
  • "Come, White-Jacket, rig yourself in white--that's the gig's uniform
  • to-day; you are a gig-man, my boy--give ye joy!" This was the first
  • announcement of the fact that I heard; but soon after it was officially
  • ratified.
  • I was about to seek the First Lieutenant, and plead the scantiness of
  • my wardrobe, which wholly disqualified me to fill so distinguished a
  • station, when I heard the bugler call away the "gig;" and, without more
  • ado, I slipped into a clean frock, which a messmate doffed for my
  • benefit, and soon after found myself pulling off his High Mightiness,
  • the Captain, to an English seventy-four.
  • As we were bounding along, the cockswain suddenly cried "Oars!" At the
  • word every oar was suspended in the air, while our Commodore's barge
  • floated by, bearing that dignitary himself. At the sight, Captain
  • Claret removed his chapeau, and saluted profoundly, our boat lying
  • motionless on the water. But the barge never stopped; and the Commodore
  • made but a slight return to the obsequious salute he had received.
  • We then resumed rowing, and presently I heard "Oars!" again; but from
  • another boat, the second cutter, which turned out to be carrying a
  • Lieutenant ashore. If was now Captain Claret's turn to be honoured. The
  • cutter lay still, and the Lieutenant off hat; while the Captain only
  • nodded, and we kept on our way.
  • This naval etiquette is very much like the etiquette at the Grand Porte
  • of Constantinople, where, after washing the Sublime Sultan's feet, the
  • Grand Vizier avenges himself on an Emir, who does the same office for
  • him.
  • When we arrived aboard the English seventy-four, the Captain was
  • received with the usual honours, and the gig's crew were conducted
  • below, and hospitably regaled with some spirits, served out by order of
  • the officer of the deck.
  • Soon after, the English crew went to quarters; and as they stood up at
  • their guns, all along the main-deck, a row of beef-fed Britons,
  • stalwart-looking fellows, I was struck with the contrast they afforded
  • to similar sights on board of the Neversink.
  • For on board of us our "_quarters_" showed an array of rather slender,
  • lean-checked chaps. But then I made no doubt, that, in a sea-tussle,
  • these lantern-jawed varlets would have approved themselves as slender
  • Damascus blades, nimble and flexible; whereas these Britons would have
  • been, perhaps, as sturdy broadswords. Yet every one remembers that
  • story of Saladin and Richard trying their respective blades; how
  • gallant Richard clove an anvil in twain, or something quite as
  • ponderous, and Saladin elegantly severed a cushion; so that the two
  • monarchs were even--each excelling in his way--though, unfortunately
  • for my simile, in a patriotic point of view, Richard whipped Saladin's
  • armies in the end.
  • There happened to be a lord on board of this ship--the younger son of
  • an earl, they told me. He was a fine-looking fellow. I chanced to stand
  • by when he put a question to an Irish captain of a gum; upon the
  • seaman's inadvertently saying sir to him, his lordship looked daggers
  • at the slight; and the sailor touching his hat a thousand times, said,
  • "Pardon, your honour; I meant to say _my lord_, sir!"
  • I was much pleased with an old white-headed musician, who stood at the
  • main hatchway, with his enormous bass drum full before him, and
  • thumping it sturdily to the tune of "God Save the King!" though small
  • mercy did he have on his drum-heads. Two little boys were clashing
  • cymbals, and another was blowing a fife, with his cheeks puffed out
  • like the plumpest of his country's plum-puddings.
  • When we returned from this trip, there again took place that
  • ceremonious reception of our captain on board the vessel he commanded,
  • which always had struck me as exceedingly diverting.
  • In the first place, while in port, one of the quarter-masters is always
  • stationed on the poop with a spy-glass, to look out for all boats
  • approaching, and report the same to the officer of the deck; also, who
  • it is that may be coming in them; so that preparations may be made
  • accordingly. As soon, then, as the gig touched the side, a mighty
  • shrill piping was heard, as if some boys were celebrating the Fourth of
  • July with penny whistles. This proceeded from a boatswain's mate, who,
  • standing at the gangway, was thus honouring the Captain's return after
  • his long and perilous absence.
  • The Captain then slowly mounted the ladder, and gravely marching
  • through a lane of "_side-boys_," so called--all in their best bibs and
  • tuckers, and who stood making sly faces behind his back--was received
  • by all the Lieutenants in a body, their hats in their hands, and making
  • a prodigious scraping and bowing, as if they had just graduated at a
  • French dancing-school. Meanwhile, preserving an erect, inflexible, and
  • ram-rod carriage, and slightly touching his chapeau, the Captain made
  • his ceremonious way to the cabin, disappearing behind the scenes, like
  • the pasteboard ghost in Hamlet.
  • But these ceremonies are nothing to those in homage of the Commodore's
  • arrival, even should he depart and arrive twenty times a day. Upon such
  • occasions, the whole marine guard, except the sentries on duty, are
  • marshalled on the quarter-deck, presenting arms as the Commodore passes
  • them; while their commanding officer gives the military salute with his
  • sword, as if making masonic signs. Meanwhile, the boatswain
  • himself--not a _boatswain's mate_--is keeping up a persevering
  • whistling with his silver pipe; for the Commodore is never greeted with
  • the rude whistle of a boatswain's subaltern; _that_ would be positively
  • insulting. All the Lieutenants and Midshipmen, besides the Captain
  • himself, are drawn up in a phalanx, and off hat together; and the
  • _side-boys_, whose number is now increased to ten or twelve, make an
  • imposing display at the gangway; while the whole brass band, elevated
  • upon the poop, strike up "See! the Conquering Hero Comes!" At least,
  • this was the tune that our Captain always hinted, by a gesture, to the
  • captain of the band, whenever the Commodore arrived from shore.
  • It conveyed a complimentary appreciation, on the Captain's part, of the
  • Commodore's heroism during the late war.
  • To return to the gig. As I did not relish the idea of being a sort of
  • body-servant to Captain Claret--since his gig-men were often called
  • upon to scrub his cabin floor, and perform other duties for him--I made
  • it my particular business to get rid of my appointment in his boat as
  • soon as possible, and the next day after receiving it, succeeded in
  • procuring a substitute, who was glad of the chance to fill the position
  • I so much undervalued.
  • And thus, with our counterlikes and dislikes, most of us
  • men-of-war's-men harmoniously dove-tail into each other, and, by our
  • very points of opposition, unite in a clever whole, like the parts of a
  • Chinese puzzle. But as, in a Chinese puzzle, many pieces are hard to
  • place, so there are some unfortunate fellows who can never slip into
  • their proper angles, and thus the whole puzzle becomes a puzzle indeed,
  • which is the precise condition of the greatest puzzle in the
  • world--this man-of-war world itself.
  • CHAPTER XL.
  • SOME OF THE CEREMONIES IN A MAN-OF-WAR UNNECESSARY AND INJURIOUS.
  • The ceremonials of a man-of-war, some of which have been described in
  • the preceding chapter, may merit a reflection or two.
  • The general usages of the American Navy are founded upon the usages
  • that prevailed in the navy of monarchical England more than a century
  • ago; nor have they been materially altered since. And while both
  • England and America have become greatly liberalised in the interval;
  • while shore pomp in high places has come to be regarded by the more
  • intelligent masses of men as belonging to the absurd, ridiculous, and
  • mock-heroic; while that most truly august of all the majesties of
  • earth, the President of the United States, may be seen entering his
  • residence with his umbrella under his arm, and no brass band or
  • military guard at his heels, and unostentatiously taking his seat by
  • the side of the meanest citizen in a public conveyance; while this is
  • the case, there still lingers in American men-of-war all the stilted
  • etiquette and childish parade of the old-fashioned Spanish court of
  • Madrid. Indeed, so far as the things that meet the eye are concerned,
  • an American Commodore is by far a greater man than the President of
  • twenty millions of freemen.
  • But we plain people ashore might very willingly be content to leave
  • these commodores in the unmolested possession of their gilded penny
  • whistles, rattles, and gewgaws, since they seem to take so much
  • pleasure in them, were it not that all this is attended by consequences
  • to their subordinates in the last degree to be deplored.
  • While hardly any one will question that a naval officer should be
  • surrounded by circumstances calculated to impart a requisite dignity to
  • his position, it is not the less certain that, by the excessive pomp he
  • at present maintains, there is naturally and unavoidably generated a
  • feeling of servility and debasement in the hearts of most of the seamen
  • who continually behold a fellow-mortal flourishing over their heads
  • like the archangel Michael with a thousand wings. And as, in degree,
  • this same pomp is observed toward their inferiors by all the grades of
  • commissioned officers, even down to a midshipman, the evil is
  • proportionately multiplied.
  • It would not at all diminish a proper respect for the officers, and
  • subordination to their authority among the seamen, were all this idle
  • parade--only ministering to the arrogance of the officers, without at
  • all benefiting the state--completely done away. But to do so, we voters
  • and lawgivers ourselves must be no respecters of persons.
  • That saying about _levelling upward, and not downward_, may seem very
  • fine to those who cannot see its self-involved absurdity. But the truth
  • is, that, to gain the true level, in some things, we _must_ cut
  • downward; for how can you make every sailor a commodore? or how raise
  • the valleys, without filling them up with the superfluous tops of the
  • hills?
  • Some discreet, but democratic, legislation in this matter is much to be
  • desired. And by bringing down naval officers, in these things at least,
  • without affecting their legitimate dignity and authority, we shall
  • correspondingly elevate the common sailor, without relaxing the
  • subordination, in which he should by all means be retained.
  • CHAPTER XLI.
  • A MAN-OF-WAR LIBRARY.
  • Nowhere does time pass more heavily than with most men-of-war's-men on
  • board their craft in harbour.
  • One of my principal antidotes against _ennui_ in Rio, was reading.
  • There was a public library on board, paid for by government, and
  • intrusted to the custody of one of the marine corporals, a little,
  • dried-up man, of a somewhat literary turn. He had once been a clerk in
  • a post-office ashore; and, having been long accustomed to hand over
  • letters when called for, he was now just the man to hand over books. He
  • kept them in a large cask on the berth-deck, and, when seeking a
  • particular volume, had to capsize it like a barrel of potatoes. This
  • made him very cross and irritable, as most all librarians are. Who had
  • the selection of these books, I do not know, but some of them must have
  • been selected by our Chaplain, who so pranced on Coleridge's "_High
  • German horse_."
  • Mason Good's Book of Nature--a very good book, to be sure, but not
  • precisely adapted to tarry tastes--was one of these volumes; and
  • Machiavel's Art of War--which was very dry fighting; and a folio of
  • Tillotson's Sermons--the best of reading for divines, indeed, but with
  • little relish for a main-top-man; and Locke's Essays--incomparable
  • essays, everybody knows, but miserable reading at sea; and Plutarch's
  • Lives--super-excellent biographies, which pit Greek against Roman in
  • beautiful style, but then, in a sailor's estimation, not to be
  • mentioned with the _Lives of the Admirals_; and Blair's Lectures,
  • University Edition--a fine treatise on rhetoric, but having nothing to
  • say about nautical phrases, such as "_splicing the main-brace_,"
  • "_passing a gammoning_," "_puddinging the dolphin_," and "_making a
  • Carrick-bend_;" besides numerous invaluable but unreadable tomes, that
  • might have been purchased cheap at the auction of some
  • college-professor's library.
  • But I found ample entertainment in a few choice old authors, whom I
  • stumbled upon in various parts of the ship, among the inferior
  • officers. One was "_Morgan's History of Algiers_," a famous old quarto,
  • abounding in picturesque narratives of corsairs, captives, dungeons,
  • and sea-fights; and making mention of a cruel old Dey, who, toward the
  • latter part of his life, was so filled with remorse for his cruelties
  • and crimes that he could not stay in bed after four o'clock in the
  • morning, but had to rise in great trepidation and walk off his bad
  • feelings till breakfast time. And another venerable octavo, containing
  • a certificate from Sir Christopher Wren to its authenticity, entitled
  • "_Knox's Captivity in Ceylon, 1681_"--abounding in stories about the
  • Devil, who was superstitiously supposed to tyrannise over that
  • unfortunate land: to mollify him, the priests offered up buttermilk,
  • red cocks, and sausages; and the Devil ran roaring about in the woods,
  • frightening travellers out of their wits; insomuch that the Islanders
  • bitterly lamented to Knox that their country was full of devils, and
  • consequently, there was no hope for their eventual well-being. Knox
  • swears that he himself heard the Devil roar, though he did not see his
  • horns; it was a terrible noise, he says, like the baying of a hungry
  • mastiff.
  • Then there was Walpole's Letters--very witty, pert, and polite--and
  • some odd volumes of plays, each of which was a precious casket of
  • jewels of good things, shaming the trash nowadays passed off for
  • dramas, containing "The Jew of Malta," "Old Fortunatus," "The City
  • Madam." "Volpone," "The Alchymist," and other glorious old dramas of
  • the age of Marlow and Jonson, and that literary Damon and Pythias, the
  • magnificent, mellow old Beaumont and Fletcher, who have sent the long
  • shadow of their reputation, side by side with Shakspeare's, far down
  • the endless vale of posterity. And may that shadow never be less! but
  • as for St. Shakspeare may his never be more, lest the commentators
  • arise, and settling upon his sacred text like unto locusts, devour it
  • clean up, leaving never a dot over an I.
  • I diversified this reading of mine, by borrowing Moore's "_Loves of the
  • Angels_" from Rose-water, who recommended it as "_de charmingest of
  • volumes;_" and a Negro Song-book, containing _Sittin' on a Rail_,
  • _Gumbo Squash_, and _Jim along Josey_, from Broadbit, a
  • sheet-anchor-man. The sad taste of this old tar, in admiring such
  • vulgar stuff, was much denounced by Rose-water, whose own predilections
  • were of a more elegant nature, as evinced by his exalted opinion of the
  • literary merits of the "_Loves of the Angels_."
  • I was by no means the only reader of books on board the Neversink.
  • Several other sailors were diligent readers, though their studies did
  • not lie in the way of belles-lettres. Their favourite authors were such
  • as you may find at the book-stalls around Fulton Market; they were
  • slightly physiological in their nature. My book experiences on board of
  • the frigate proved an example of a fact which every book-lover must
  • have experienced before me, namely, that though public libraries have
  • an imposing air, and doubtless contain invaluable volumes, yet,
  • somehow, the books that prove most agreeable, grateful, and
  • companionable, are those we pick up by chance here and there; those
  • which seem put into our hands by Providence; those which pretend to
  • little, but abound in much.
  • CHAPTER XLII.
  • KILLING TIME IN A MAN-OF-WAR IN HARBOUR.
  • Reading was by no means the only method adopted by my shipmates in
  • whiling away the long, tedious hours in harbour. In truth, many of them
  • could not have read, had they wanted to ever so much; in early youth
  • their primers had been sadly neglected. Still, they had other pursuits;
  • some were experts at the needle, and employed their time in making
  • elaborate shirts, stitching picturesque eagles, and anchors, and all
  • the stars of the federated states in the collars thereof; so that when
  • they at last completed and put on these shirts, they may be said to
  • have hoisted the American colors.
  • Others excelled in _tattooing_ or _pricking_, as it is called in a
  • man-of-war. Of these prickers, two had long been celebrated, in their
  • way, as consummate masters of the art. Each had a small box full of
  • tools and colouring matter; and they charged so high for their
  • services, that at the end of the cruise they were supposed to have
  • cleared upward of four hundred dollars. They would _prick_ you to order
  • a palm-tree, or an anchor, a crucifix, a lady, a lion, an eagle, or
  • anything else you might want.
  • The Roman Catholic sailors on board had at least the crucifix pricked
  • on their arms, and for this reason: If they chanced to die in a
  • Catholic land, they would be sure of a decent burial in consecrated
  • ground, as the priest would be sure to observe the symbol of Mother
  • Church on their persons. They would not fare as Protestant sailors
  • dying in Callao, who are shoved under the sands of St. Lorenzo, a
  • solitary, volcanic island in the harbour, overrun with reptiles, their
  • heretical bodies not being permitted to repose in the more genial loam
  • of Lima.
  • And many sailors not Catholics were anxious to have the crucifix
  • painted on them, owing to a curious superstition of theirs. They
  • affirm--some of them--that if you have that mark tattooed upon all four
  • limbs, you might fall overboard among seven hundred and seventy-five
  • thousand white sharks, all dinnerless, and not one of them would so
  • much as dare to smell at your little finger.
  • We had one fore-top-man on board, who, during the entire cruise, was
  • having an endless cable _pricked_ round and round his waist, so that,
  • when his frock was off, he looked like a capstan with a hawser coiled
  • round about it. This fore-top-man paid eighteen pence per link for the
  • cable, besides being on the smart the whole cruise, suffering the
  • effects of his repeated puncturings; so he paid very dear for his cable.
  • One other mode of passing time while in port was cleaning and polishing
  • your _bright-work_; for it must be known that, in men-of-war, every
  • sailor has some brass or steel of one kind or other to keep in high
  • order--like housemaids, whose business it is to keep well-polished the
  • knobs on the front door railing and the parlour-grates.
  • Excepting the ring-bolts, eye-bolts, and belaying-pins scattered about
  • the decks, this bright-work, as it is called, is principally about the
  • guns, embracing the "_monkey-tails_" of the carronades, the screws,
  • _prickers_, little irons, and other things.
  • The portion that fell to my own share I kept in superior order, quite
  • equal in polish to Rogers's best cutlery. I received the most
  • extravagant encomiums from the officers; one of whom offered to match
  • me against any brazier or brass-polisher in her British Majesty's Navy.
  • Indeed, I devoted myself to the work body and soul, and thought no
  • pains too painful, and no labour too laborious, to achieve the highest
  • attainable polish possible for us poor lost sons of Adam to reach.
  • Upon one occasion, even, when woollen rags were scarce, and no
  • burned-brick was to be had from the ship's Yeoman, I sacrificed the
  • corners of my woollen shirt, and used some dentrifice I had, as
  • substitutes for the rags and burned-brick. The dentrifice operated
  • delightfully, and made the threading of my carronade screw shine and
  • grin again, like a set of false teeth in an eager heiress-hunter's
  • mouth.
  • Still another mode of passing time, was arraying yourself in your best
  • "_togs_" and promenading up and down the gun-deck, admiring the shore
  • scenery from the port-holes, which, in an amphitheatrical bay like
  • Rio--belted about by the most varied and charming scenery of hill,
  • dale, moss, meadow, court, castle, tower, grove, vine, vineyard,
  • aqueduct, palace, square, island, fort--is very much like lounging
  • round a circular cosmorama, and ever and anon lazily peeping through
  • the glasses here and there. Oh! there is something worth living for,
  • even in our man-of-war world; and one glimpse of a bower of grapes,
  • though a cable's length off, is almost satisfaction for dining off a
  • shank-bone salted down.
  • This promenading was chiefly patronised by the marines, and
  • particularly by Colbrook, a remarkably handsome and very gentlemanly
  • corporal among them. He was a complete lady's man; with fine black
  • eyes, bright red cheeks, glossy jet whiskers, and a refined
  • organisation of the whole man. He used to array himself in his
  • regimentals, and saunter about like an officer of the Coldstream
  • Guards, strolling down to his club in St. James's. Every time he passed
  • me, he would heave a sentimental sigh, and hum to himself "_The girl I
  • left behind me_." This fine corporal afterward became a representative
  • in the Legislature of the State of New Jersey; for I saw his name
  • returned about a year after my return home.
  • But, after all, there was not much room, while in port, for
  • promenading, at least on the gun-deck, for the whole larboard side is
  • kept clear for the benefit of the officers, who appreciate the
  • advantages of having a clear stroll fore and aft; and they well know
  • that the sailors had much better be crowded together on the other side
  • than that the set of their own coat-tails should be impaired by
  • brushing against their tarry trowsers.
  • One other way of killing time while in port is playing checkers; that
  • is, when it is permitted; for it is not every navy captain who will
  • allow such a scandalous proceeding, But, as for Captain Claret, though
  • he _did_ like his glass of Madeira uncommonly well, and was an
  • undoubted descendant from the hero of the Battle of the Brandywine, and
  • though he sometimes showed a suspiciously flushed face when
  • superintending in person the flogging of a sailor for getting
  • intoxicated against his particular orders, yet I will say for Captain
  • Claret that, upon the whole, he was rather indulgent to his crew, so
  • long as they were perfectly docile. He allowed them to play checkers as
  • much as they pleased. More than once I have known him, when going
  • forward to the forecastle, pick his way carefully among scores of
  • canvas checker-cloths spread upon the deck, so as not to tread upon the
  • men--the checker-men and man-of-war's-men included; but, in a certain
  • sense, they were both one; for, as the sailors used their checker-men,
  • so, at quarters, their officers used these man-of-war's men.
  • But Captain Claret's leniency in permitting checkers on board his ship
  • might have arisen from the following little circumstance,
  • confidentially communicated to me. Soon after the ship had sailed from
  • home, checkers were prohibited; whereupon the sailors were exasperated
  • against the Captain, and one night, when he was walking round the
  • forecastle, bim! came an iron belaying-pin past his ears; and while he
  • was dodging that, bim! came another, from the other side; so that, it
  • being a very dark night, and nobody to be seen, and it being impossible
  • to find out the trespassers, he thought it best to get back into his
  • cabin as soon as possible. Some time after--just as if the
  • belaying-pins had nothing to do with it--it was indirectly rumoured
  • that the checker-boards might be brought out again, which--as a
  • philosophical shipmate observed--showed that Captain Claret was a man
  • of a ready understanding, and could understand a hint as well as any
  • other man, even when conveyed by several pounds of iron.
  • Some of the sailors were very precise about their checker-cloths, and
  • even went so far that they would not let you play with them unless you
  • first washed your hands, especially if so be you had just come from
  • tarring down the rigging.
  • Another way of beguiling the tedious hours, is to get a cosy seat
  • somewhere, and fall into as snug a little reverie as you can. Or if a
  • seat is not to be had--which is frequently the case--then get a
  • tolerably comfortable _stand-up_ against the bulwarks, and begin to
  • think about home and bread and butter--always inseparably connected to
  • a wanderer--which will very soon bring delicious tears into your eyes;
  • for every one knows what a luxury is grief, when you can get a private
  • closet to enjoy it in, and no Paul Prys intrude. Several of my shore
  • friends, indeed, when suddenly overwhelmed by some disaster, always
  • make a point of flying to the first oyster-cellar, and shutting
  • themselves up in a box with nothing but a plate of stewed oysters, some
  • crackers, the castor, and a decanter of old port.
  • Still another way of killing time in harbour, is to lean over the
  • bulwarks, and speculate upon where, under the sun, you are going to be
  • that day next year, which is a subject full of interest to every living
  • soul; so much so, that there is a particular day of a particular month
  • of the year, which, from my earliest recollections, I have always kept
  • the run of, so that I can even now tell just where I was on that
  • identical day of every year past since I was twelve years old. And,
  • when I am all alone, to run over this almanac in my mind is almost as
  • entertaining as to read your own diary, and far more interesting than
  • to peruse a table of logarithms on a rainy afternoon. I always keep the
  • anniversary of that day with lamb and peas, and a pint of sherry, for
  • it comes in Spring. But when it came round in the Neversink, I could
  • get neither lamb, peas, nor sherry.
  • But perhaps the best way to drive the hours before you four-in-hand, is
  • to select a soft plank on the gun-deck, and go to sleep. A fine
  • specific, which seldom fails, unless, to be sure, you have been
  • sleeping all the twenty-four hours beforehand.
  • Whenever employed in killing time in harbour, I have lifted myself up
  • on my elbow and looked around me, and seen so many of my shipmates all
  • employed at the same common business; all under lock and key; all
  • hopeless prisoners like myself; all under martial law; all dieting on
  • salt beef and biscuit; all in one uniform; all yawning, gaping, and
  • stretching in concert, it was then that I used to feel a certain love
  • and affection for them, grounded, doubtless, on a fellow-feeling.
  • And though, in a previous part of this narrative, I have mentioned that
  • I used to hold myself somewhat aloof from the mass of seamen on board
  • the Neversink; and though this was true, and my real acquaintances were
  • comparatively few, and my intimates still fewer, yet, to tell the
  • truth, it is quite impossible to live so long with five hundred of your
  • fellow-beings, even if not of the best families in the land, and with
  • morals that would not be spoiled by further cultivation; it is quite
  • impossible, I say, to live with five hundred of your fellow-beings, be
  • they who they may, without feeling a common sympathy with them at the
  • time, and ever after cherishing some sort of interest in their welfare.
  • The truth of this was curiously corroborated by a rather equivocal
  • acquaintance of mine, who, among the men, went by the name of
  • "_Shakings_." He belonged to the fore-hold, whence, of a dark night, he
  • would sometimes emerge to chat with the sailors on deck. I never liked
  • the man's looks; I protest it was a mere accident that gave me the
  • honour of his acquaintance, and generally I did my best to avoid him,
  • when he would come skulking, like a jail-bird, out of his den into the
  • liberal, open air of the sky. Nevertheless, the anecdote this _holder_
  • told me is well worth preserving, more especially the extraordinary
  • frankness evinced in his narrating such a thing to a comparative
  • stranger.
  • The substance of his story was as follows: Shakings, it seems, had once
  • been a convict in the New York State's Prison at Sing Sing, where he
  • had been for years confined for a crime, which he gave me his solemn
  • word of honour he was wholly innocent of. He told me that, after his
  • term had expired, and he went out into the world again, he never could
  • stumble upon any of his old Sing Sing associates without dropping into
  • a public house and talking over old times. And when fortune would go
  • hard with him, and he felt out of sorts, and incensed at matters and
  • things in general, he told me that, at such time, he almost wished he
  • was back again in Sing Sing, where he was relieved from all anxieties
  • about what he should eat and drink, and was supported, like the
  • President of the United States and Prince Albert, at the public charge.
  • He used to have such a snug little cell, he said, all to himself, and
  • never felt afraid of house-breakers, for the walls were uncommonly
  • thick, and his door was securely bolted for him, and a watchman was all
  • the time walking up and down in the passage, while he himself was fast
  • asleep and dreaming. To this, in substance, the _holder_ added, that he
  • narrated this anecdote because he thought it applicable to a
  • man-of-war, which he scandalously asserted to be a sort of State Prison
  • afloat.
  • Concerning the curious disposition to fraternise and be sociable, which
  • this Shakings mentioned as characteristic of the convicts liberated
  • from his old homestead at Sing Sing, it may well be asked, whether it
  • may not prove to be some feeling, somehow akin to the reminiscent
  • impulses which influenced them, that shall hereafter fraternally
  • reunite all us mortals, when we shall have exchanged this State's
  • Prison man-of-war world of ours for another and a better.
  • From the foregoing account of the great difficulty we had in killing
  • time while in port, it must not be inferred that on board of the
  • Neversink in Rio there was literally no work to be done, at long
  • intervals the _launch_ would come alongside with water-casks, to be
  • emptied into iron tanks in the hold. In this way nearly fifty thousand
  • gallons, as chronicled in the books of the master's mate, were decanted
  • into the ship's bowels--a ninety day's allowance. With this huge Lake
  • Ontario in us, the mighty Neversink might be said to resemble the
  • united continent of the Eastern Hemisphere--floating in a vast ocean
  • herself, and having a Mediterranean floating in her.
  • CHAPTER XLIII.
  • SMUGGLING IN A MAN-OF-WAR.
  • It is in a good degree owing to the idleness just described, that,
  • while lying in harbour, the man-of-war's-man is exposed to the most
  • temptations and gets into his saddest scrapes. For though his vessel be
  • anchored a mile from the shore, and her sides are patrolled by sentries
  • night and day, yet these things cannot entirely prevent the seductions
  • of the land from reaching him. The prime agent in working his
  • calamities in port is his old arch-enemy, the ever-devilish god of grog.
  • Immured as the man-of-war's-man is, serving out his weary three years
  • in a sort of sea-Newgate, from which he cannot escape, either by the
  • roof or burrowing underground, he too often flies to the bottle to seek
  • relief from the intolerable ennui of nothing to do, and nowhere to go.
  • His ordinary government allowance of spirits, one gill per diem, is not
  • enough to give a sufficient to his listless senses; he pronounces his
  • grog basely _watered_; he scouts at it as _thinner than muslin;_ he
  • craves a more vigorous _nip at the cable_, a more sturdy _swig at the
  • halyards;_ and if opium were to be had, many would steep themselves a
  • thousand fathoms down in the densest fumes of that oblivious drug. Tell
  • him that the delirium tremens and the mania-a-potu lie in ambush for
  • drunkards, he will say to you, "Let them bear down upon me, then,
  • before the wind; anything that smacks of life is better than to feel
  • Davy Jones's chest-lid on your nose." He is reckless as an avalanche;
  • and though his fall destroy himself and others, yet a ruinous commotion
  • is better than being frozen fast in unendurable solitudes. No wonder,
  • then, that he goes all lengths to procure the thing he craves; no
  • wonder that he pays the most exorbitant prices, breaks through all law,
  • and braves the ignominious lash itself, rather than be deprived of his
  • stimulus.
  • Now, concerning no one thing in a man-of-war, are the regulations more
  • severe than respecting the smuggling of grog, and being found
  • intoxicated. For either offence there is but one penalty, invariably
  • enforced; and that is the degradation of the gangway.
  • All conceivable precautions are taken by most frigate-executives to
  • guard against the secret admission of spirits into the vessel. In the
  • first place, no shore-boat whatever is allowed to approach a man-of-war
  • in a foreign harbour without permission from the officer of the deck.
  • Even the _bum-boats_, the small craft licensed by the officers to bring
  • off fruit for the sailors, to be bought out of their own money--these
  • are invariably inspected before permitted to hold intercourse with the
  • ship's company. And not only this, but every one of the numerous ship's
  • boats--kept almost continually plying to and from the shore--are
  • similarly inspected, sometimes each boat twenty times in the day.
  • This inspection is thus performed: The boat being descried by the
  • quarter-master from the poop, she is reported to the deck officer, who
  • thereupon summons the master-at-arms, the ship's chief of police. This
  • functionary now stations himself at the gangway, and as the boat's
  • crew, one by one, come up the side, he personally overhauls them,
  • making them take off their hats, and then, placing both hands upon
  • their heads, draws his palms slowly down to their feet, carefully
  • feeling all unusual protuberances. If nothing suspicious is felt, the
  • man is let pass; and so on, till the whole boat's crew, averaging about
  • sixteen men, are examined. The chief of police then descends into the
  • boat, and walks from stem to stern, eyeing it all over, and poking his
  • long rattan into every nook and cranny. This operation concluded, and
  • nothing found, he mounts the ladder, touches his hat to the
  • deck-officer, and reports the boat _clean_; whereupon she is hauled out
  • to the booms.
  • Thus it will be seen that not a man of the ship's company ever enters
  • the vessel from shore without it being rendered next to impossible,
  • apparently, that he should have succeeded in smuggling anything. Those
  • individuals who are permitted to board the ship without undergoing this
  • ordeal, are only persons whom it would be preposterous to search--such
  • as the Commodore himself, the Captain, Lieutenants, etc., and gentlemen
  • and ladies coming as visitors.
  • For anything to be clandestinely thrust through the lower port-holes at
  • night, is rendered very difficult, from the watchfulness of the
  • quarter-master in hailing all boats that approach, long before they
  • draw alongside, and the vigilance of the sentries, posted on platforms
  • overhanging the water, whose orders are to fire into a strange boat
  • which, after being warned to withdraw, should still persist in drawing
  • nigh. Moreover, thirty-two-pound shots are slung to ropes, and
  • suspended over the bows, to drop a hole into and sink any small craft,
  • which, spite of all precautions, by strategy should succeed in getting
  • under the bows with liquor by night. Indeed, the whole power of martial
  • law is enlisted in this matter; and every one of the numerous officers
  • of the ship, besides his general zeal in enforcing the regulations,
  • adds to that a personal feeling, since the sobriety of the men
  • abridges his own cares and anxieties.
  • How then, it will be asked, in the face of an argus-eyed police, and in
  • defiance even of bayonets and bullets, do men-of-war's-men contrive to
  • smuggle their spirits? Not to enlarge upon minor stratagems--every few
  • days detected, and rendered naught (such as rolling up, in a
  • handkerchief, a long, slender "skin" of grog, like a sausage, and in
  • that manner ascending to the deck out of a boat just from shore; or
  • openly bringing on board cocoa-nuts and melons, procured from a knavish
  • bum-boat filled with spirits, instead of milk or water)--we will only
  • mention here two or three other modes, coming under my own observation.
  • While in Rio, a fore-top-man, belonging to the second cutter, paid down
  • the money, and made an arrangement with a person encountered at the
  • Palace-landing ashore, to the following effect. Of a certain moonless
  • night, he was to bring off three gallons of spirits, _in skins_, and
  • moor them to the frigate's anchor-buoy--some distance from the
  • vessel--attaching something heavy, to sink them out of sight. In the
  • middle watch of the night, the fore-top-man slips out of his hammock,
  • and by creeping along in the shadows, eludes the vigilance of the
  • master-at-arms and his mates, gains a port-hole, and softly lowers
  • himself into the water, almost without creating a ripple--the sentries
  • marching to and fro on their overhanging platform above him. He is an
  • expert swimmer, and paddles along under the surface, every now and then
  • rising a little, and lying motionless on his back to breathe--little
  • but his nose exposed. The buoy gained, he cuts the skins adrift, ties
  • them round his body, and in the same adroit manner makes good his
  • return.
  • This feat is very seldom attempted, for it needs the utmost caution,
  • address, and dexterity; and no one but a super-expert burglar, and
  • faultless Leander of a swimmer, could achieve it.
  • From the greater privileges which they enjoy, the "_forward officers_,"
  • that is, the Gunner, Boatswain, etc., have much greater opportunities
  • for successful smuggling than the common seamen. Coming alongside one
  • night in a cutter, Yarn, our boatswain, in some inexplicable way,
  • contrived to slip several skins of brandy through the air-port of his
  • own state-room. The feat, however, must have been perceived by one of
  • the boat's crew, who immediately, on gaining the deck, sprung down the
  • ladders, stole into the boatswain's room, and made away with the prize,
  • not three minutes before the rightful owner entered to claim it.
  • Though, from certain circumstances, the thief was known to the
  • aggrieved party, yet the latter could say nothing, since he himself had
  • infringed the law. But the next day, in the capacity of captain of the
  • ship's executioners, Yarn had the satisfaction (it was so to him) of
  • standing over the robber at the gangway; for, being found intoxicated
  • with the very liquor the boatswain himself had smuggled, the man had
  • been condemned to a flogging.
  • This recalls another instance, still more illustrative of the knotted,
  • trebly intertwisted villainy, accumulating at a sort of compound
  • interest in a man-of-war. The cockswain of the Commodore's barge takes
  • his crew apart, one by one, and cautiously sounds them as to their
  • fidelity--not to the United States of America, but to himself. Three
  • individuals, whom he deems doubtful--that is, faithful to the United
  • States of America--he procures to be discharged from the barge, and men
  • of his own selection are substituted; for he is always an influential
  • character, this cockswain of the Commodore's barge. Previous to this,
  • however, he has seen to it well, that no Temperance men--that is,
  • sailors who do not draw their government ration of grog, but take the
  • money for it--he has seen to it, that none of these _balkers_ are
  • numbered among his crew. Having now proved his men, he divulges his
  • plan to the assembled body; a solemn oath of secrecy is obtained, and
  • he waits the first fit opportunity to carry into execution his
  • nefarious designs.
  • At last it comes. One afternoon the barge carries the Commodore across
  • the Bay to a fine water-side settlement of noblemen's seats, called
  • Praya Grande. The Commodore is visiting a Portuguese marquis, and the
  • pair linger long over their dinner in an arbour in the garden.
  • Meanwhile, the cockswain has liberty to roam about where he pleases. He
  • searches out a place where some choice _red-eye_ (brandy) is to be had,
  • purchases six large bottles, and conceals them among the trees. Under
  • the pretence of filling the boat-keg with water, which is always kept
  • in the barge to refresh the crew, he now carries it off into the grove,
  • knocks out the head, puts the bottles inside, reheads the keg, fills it
  • with water, carries it down to the boat, and audaciously restores it to
  • its conspicuous position in the middle, with its bung-hole up. When the
  • Commodore comes down to the beach, and they pull off for the ship, the
  • cockswain, in a loud voice, commands the nearest man to take that bung
  • out of the keg--that precious water will spoil. Arrived alongside the
  • frigate, the boat's crew are overhauled, as usual, at the gangway; and
  • nothing being found on them, are passed. The master-at-arms now
  • descending into the barge, and finding nothing suspicious, reports it
  • _clean_, having put his finger into the open bung of the keg and tasted
  • that the water was pure. The barge is ordered out to the booms, and
  • deep night is waited for, ere the cockswain essays to snatch the
  • bottles from the keg.
  • But, unfortunately for the success of this masterly smuggler, one of
  • his crew is a weak-pated fellow, who, having drank somewhat freely
  • ashore, goes about the gun-deck throwing out profound, tipsy hints
  • concerning some unutterable proceeding on the ship's anvil. A knowing
  • old sheet-anchor-man, an unprincipled fellow, putting this, that, and
  • the other together, ferrets out the mystery; and straightway resolves
  • to reap the goodly harvest which the cockswain has sowed. He seeks him
  • out, takes him to one side, and addresses him thus:
  • "Cockswain, you have been smuggling off some _red-eye_, which at this
  • moment is in your barge at the booms. Now, cockswain, I have stationed
  • two of my mess-mates at the port-holes, on that side of the ship; and
  • if they report to me that you, or any of your bargemen, offer to enter
  • that barge before morning, I will immediately report you as a smuggler
  • to the officer of the deck."
  • The cockswain is astounded; for, to be reported to the deck-officer as
  • a smuggler, would inevitably procure him a sound flogging, and be the
  • disgraceful _breaking_ of him as a petty officer, receiving four
  • dollars a month beyond his pay as an able seaman. He attempts to bribe
  • the other to secrecy, by promising half the profits of the enterprise;
  • but the sheet-anchor-man's integrity is like a rock; he is no
  • mercenary, to be bought up for a song. The cockswain, therefore, is
  • forced to swear that neither himself, nor any of his crew, shall enter
  • the barge before morning. This done, the sheet-anchor-man goes to his
  • confidants, and arranges his plans. In a word, he succeeds in
  • introducing the six brandy bottles into the ship; five of which he
  • sells at eight dollars a bottle; and then, with the sixth, between two
  • guns, he secretly regales himself and confederates; while the helpless
  • cockswain, stifling his rage, bitterly eyes them from afar.
  • Thus, though they say that there is honour among thieves, there is
  • little among man-of-war smugglers.
  • CHAPTER XLIV.
  • A KNAVE IN OFFICE IN A MAN-OF-WAR.
  • The last smuggling story now about to be related also occurred while we
  • lay in Rio. It is the more particularly presented, since it furnishes
  • the most curious evidence of the almost incredible corruption pervading
  • nearly all ranks in some men-of-war.
  • For some days, the number of intoxicated sailors collared and brought
  • up to the mast by the master-at-arms, to be reported to the
  • deck-officers--previous to a flogging at the gangway--had, in the last
  • degree, excited the surprise and vexation of the Captain and senior
  • officers. So strict were the Captain's regulations concerning the
  • suppression of grog-smuggling, and so particular had he been in
  • charging the matter upon all the Lieutenants, and every understrapper
  • official in the frigate, that he was wholly at a loss how so large a
  • quantity of spirits could have been spirited into the ship, in the face
  • of all these checks, guards, and precautions.
  • Still additional steps were adopted to detect the smugglers; and Bland,
  • the master-at-arms, together with his corporals, were publicly
  • harangued at the mast by the Captain in person, and charged to exert
  • their best powers in suppressing the traffic. Crowds were present at
  • the time, and saw the master-at-arms touch his cap in obsequious
  • homage, as he solemnly assured the Captain that he would still continue
  • to do his best; as, indeed, he said he had always done. He concluded
  • with a pious ejaculation expressive of his personal abhorrence of
  • smuggling and drunkenness, and his fixed resolution, so help him
  • Heaven, to spend his last wink in sitting up by night, to spy out all
  • deeds of darkness.
  • "I do not doubt you, master-at-arms," returned the Captain; "now go to
  • your duty." This master-at-arms was a favourite of the Captain's.
  • The next morning, before breakfast, when the market-boat came off (that
  • is, one of the ship's boats regularly deputed to bring off the daily
  • fresh provisions for the officers)--when this boat came off, the
  • master-at-arms, as usual, after carefully examining both her and her
  • crew, reported them to the deck-officer to be free from suspicion. The
  • provisions were then hoisted out, and among them came a good-sized
  • wooden box, addressed to "Mr. ---- Purser of the United States ship
  • Neversink." Of course, any private matter of this sort, destined for a
  • gentleman of the ward-room, was sacred from examination, and the
  • master-at-arms commanded one of his corporals to carry it down into the
  • Purser's state-room. But recent occurrences had sharpened the vigilance
  • of the deck-officer to an unwonted degree, and seeing the box going
  • down the hatchway, he demanded what that was, and whom it was for.
  • "All right, sir," said the master-at-arms, touching his cap; "stores
  • for the Purser, sir."
  • "Let it remain on deck," said the Lieutenant. "Mr. Montgomery!" calling
  • a midshipman, "ask the Purser whether there is any box coming off for
  • him this morning."
  • "Ay, ay, sir," said the middy, touching his cap.
  • Presently he returned, saying that the Purser was ashore.
  • "Very good, then; Mr. Montgomery, have that box put into the 'brig,'
  • with strict orders to the sentry not to suffer any one to touch it."
  • "Had I not better take it down into my mess, sir, till the Purser comes
  • off?" said the master-at-arms, deferentially.
  • "I have given my orders, sir!" said the Lieutenant, turning away.
  • When the Purser came on board, it turned out that he knew nothing at
  • all about the box. He had never so much as heard of it in his life. So
  • it was again brought up before the deck-officer, who immediately
  • summoned the master-at-arms.
  • "Break open that box!"
  • "Certainly, sir!" said the master-at-arms; and, wrenching off the
  • cover, twenty-five brown jugs like a litter of twenty-five brown pigs,
  • were found snugly nestled in a bed of straw.
  • "The smugglers are at work, sir," said the master-at-arms, looking up.
  • "Uncork and taste it," said the officer.
  • The master-at-arms did so; and, smacking his lips after a puzzled
  • fashion, was a little doubtful whether it was American whisky or
  • Holland gin; but he said he was not used to liquor.
  • "Brandy; I know it by the smell," said the officer; "return the box to
  • the brig."
  • "Ay, ay, sir," said the master-at-arms, redoubling his activity.
  • The affair was at once reported to the Captain, who, incensed at the
  • audacity of the thing, adopted every plan to detect the guilty parties.
  • Inquiries were made ashore; but by whom the box had been brought down
  • to the market-boat there was no finding out. Here the matter rested for
  • a time.
  • Some days after, one of the boys of the mizzen-top was flogged for
  • drunkenness, and, while suspended in agony at the gratings, was made to
  • reveal from whom he had procured his spirits. The man was called, and
  • turned out to be an old superannuated marine, one Scriggs, who did the
  • cooking for the marine-sergeants and masters-at-arms' mess. This marine
  • was one of the most villainous-looking fellows in the ship, with a
  • squinting, pick-lock, gray eye, and hang-dog gallows gait. How such a
  • most unmartial vagabond had insinuated himself into the honourable
  • marine corps was a perfect mystery. He had always been noted for his
  • personal uncleanliness, and among all hands, fore and aft, had the
  • reputation of being a notorious old miser, who denied himself the few
  • comforts, and many of the common necessaries of a man-of-war life.
  • Seeing no escape, Scriggs fell on his knees before the Captain, and
  • confessed the charge of the boy. Observing the fellow to be in an agony
  • of fear at the sight of the boat-swain's mates and their lashes, and
  • all the striking parade of public punishment, the Captain must have
  • thought this a good opportunity for completely pumping him of all his
  • secrets. This terrified marine was at length forced to reveal his
  • having been for some time an accomplice in a complicated system of
  • underhand villainy, the head of which was no less a personage than the
  • indefatigable chief of police, the master-at-arms himself. It appeared
  • that this official had his confidential agents ashore, who supplied him
  • with spirits, and in various boxes, packages, and bundles--addressed to
  • the Purser and others--brought them down to the frigate's boats at the
  • landing. Ordinarily, the appearance of these things for the Purser and
  • other ward-room gentlemen occasioned no surprise; for almost every day
  • some bundle or other is coming off for them, especially for the Purser;
  • and, as the master-at-arms was always present on these occasions, it
  • was an easy matter for him to hurry the smuggled liquor out of sight,
  • and, under pretence of carrying the box or bundle down to the Purser's
  • room, hide it away upon his own premises.
  • The miserly marine, Scriggs, with the pick-lock eye, was the man who
  • clandestinely sold the spirits to the sailors, thus completely keeping
  • the master-at-arms in the background. The liquor sold at the most
  • exorbitant prices; at one time reaching twelve dollars the bottle in
  • cash, and thirty dollars a bottle in orders upon the Purser, to be
  • honored upon the frigate's arrival home. It may seem incredible that
  • such prices should have been given by the sailors; but when some
  • man-of-war's-men crave liquor, and it is hard to procure, they would
  • almost barter ten years of their life-time for but one solitary "_tot_"
  • if they could.
  • The sailors who became intoxicated with the liquor thus smuggled on
  • board by the master-at-arms, were, in almost numberless instances,
  • officially seized by that functionary and scourged at the gangway. In a
  • previous place it has been shown how conspicuous a part the
  • master-at-arms enacts at this scene.
  • The ample profits of this iniquitous business were divided, between all
  • the parties concerned in it; Scriggs, the marine, coming in for one
  • third. His cook's mess-chest being brought on deck, four canvas bags of
  • silver were found in it, amounting to a sum something short of as many
  • hundred dollars.
  • The guilty parties were scourged, double-ironed, and for several weeks
  • were confined in the "brig" under a sentry; all but the master-at-arms,
  • who was merely cashiered and imprisoned for a time; with bracelets at
  • his wrists. Upon being liberated, he was turned adrift among the ship's
  • company; and by way of disgracing him still more, was thrust into the
  • _waist_, the most inglorious division of the ship.
  • Upon going to dinner one day, I found him soberly seated at my own
  • mess; and at first I could not but feel some very serious scruples
  • about dining with him. Nevertheless, he was a man to study and digest;
  • so, upon a little reflection; I was not displeased at his presence. It
  • amazed me, however, that he had wormed himself into the mess, since so
  • many of the other messes had declined the honour, until at last, I
  • ascertained that he had induced a mess-mate of ours, a distant relation
  • of his, to prevail upon the cook to admit him.
  • Now it would not have answered for hardly any other mess in the ship to
  • have received this man among them, for it would have torn a huge rent
  • in their reputation; but our mess, A. No. 1--the Forty-two-pounder
  • Club--was composed of so fine a set of fellows; so many captains of
  • tops, and quarter-masters--men of undeniable mark on board ship--of
  • long-established standing and consideration on the gun-deck; that, with
  • impunity, we could do so many equivocal things, utterly inadmissible
  • for messes of inferior pretension. Besides, though we all abhorred the
  • monster of Sin itself, yet, from our social superiority, highly
  • rarified education in our lofty top, and large and liberal sweep of the
  • aggregate of things, we were in a good degree free from those useless,
  • personal prejudices, and galling hatreds against conspicuous _sinners_,
  • not _Sin_--which so widely prevail among men of warped understandings
  • and unchristian and uncharitable hearts. No; the superstitions and
  • dogmas concerning Sin had not laid their withering maxims upon our
  • hearts. We perceived how that evil was but good disguised, and a knave
  • a saint in his way; how that in other planets, perhaps, what we deem
  • wrong, may there be deemed right; even as some substances, without
  • undergoing any mutations in themselves utterly change their colour,
  • according to the light thrown upon them. We perceived that the
  • anticipated millennium must have begun upon the morning the first words
  • were created; and that, taken all in all, our man-of-war world itself
  • was as eligible a round-sterned craft as any to be found in the Milky
  • Way. And we fancied that though some of us, of the gun-deck, were at
  • times condemned to sufferings and blights, and all manner of
  • tribulation and anguish, yet, no doubt, it was only our misapprehension
  • of these things that made us take them for woeful pains instead of the
  • most agreeable pleasures. I have dreamed of a sphere, says Pinzella,
  • where to break a man on the wheel is held the most exquisite of
  • delights you can confer upon him; where for one gentleman in any way to
  • vanquish another is accounted an everlasting dishonour; where to tumble
  • one into a pit after death, and then throw cold clods upon his upturned
  • face, is a species of contumely, only inflicted upon the most notorious
  • criminals.
  • But whatever we mess-mates thought, in whatever circumstances we found
  • ourselves, we never forgot that our frigate, had as it was, was
  • homeward-bound. Such, at least, were our reveries at times, though
  • sorely jarred, now and then, by events that took our philosophy aback.
  • For after all, philosophy--that is, the best wisdom that has ever in
  • any way been revealed to our man-of-war world--is but a slough and a
  • mire, with a few tufts of good footing here and there.
  • But there was one man in the mess who would have naught to do with our
  • philosophy--a churlish, ill-tempered, unphilosophical, superstitious
  • old bear of a quarter-gunner; a believer in Tophet, for which he was
  • accordingly preparing himself. Priming was his name; but methinks I
  • have spoken of him before.
  • Besides, this Bland, the master-at-arms, was no vulgar, dirty knave. In
  • him--to modify Burke's phrase--vice _seemed_, but only seemed, to lose
  • half its seeming evil by losing all its apparent grossness. He was a
  • neat and gentlemanly villain, and broke his biscuit with a dainty hand.
  • There was a fine polish about his whole person, and a pliant,
  • insinuating style in his conversation, that was, socially, quite
  • irresistible. Save my noble captain, Jack Chase, he proved himself the
  • most entertaining, I had almost said the most companionable man in the
  • mess. Nothing but his mouth, that was somewhat small, Moorish-arched,
  • and wickedly delicate, and his snaky, black eye, that at times shone
  • like a dark-lantern in a jeweller-shop at midnight, betokened the
  • accomplished scoundrel within. But in his conversation there was no
  • trace of evil; nothing equivocal; he studiously shunned an indelicacy,
  • never swore, and chiefly abounded in passing puns and witticisms,
  • varied with humorous contrasts between ship and shore life, and many
  • agreeable and racy anecdotes, very tastefully narrated. In short--in a
  • merely psychological point of view, at least--he was a charming
  • blackleg. Ashore, such a man might have been an irreproachable
  • mercantile swindler, circulating in polite society.
  • But he was still more than this. Indeed, I claim for this
  • master-at-arms a lofty and honourable niche in the Newgate Calendar of
  • history. His intrepidity, coolness, and wonderful self-possession in
  • calmly resigning himself to a fate that thrust him from an office in
  • which he had tyrannised over five hundred mortals, many of whom hated
  • and loathed him, passed all belief; his intrepidity, I say, in now
  • fearlessly gliding among them, like a disarmed swordfish among
  • ferocious white-sharks; this, surely, bespoke no ordinary man. While in
  • office, even, his life had often been secretly attempted by the seamen
  • whom he had brought to the gangway. Of dark nights they had dropped
  • shot down the hatchways, destined "to damage his pepper-box," as they
  • phrased it; they had made ropes with a hangman's noose at the end and
  • tried to _lasso_ him in dark corners. And now he was adrift among them,
  • under notorious circumstances of superlative villainy, at last dragged
  • to light; and yet he blandly smiled, politely offered his cigar-holder
  • to a perfect stranger, and laughed and chatted to right and left, as if
  • springy, buoyant, and elastic, with an angelic conscience, and sure of
  • kind friends wherever he went, both in this life and the life to come.
  • While he was lying ironed in the "brig," gangs of the men were
  • sometimes overheard whispering about the terrible reception they would
  • give him when he should be set at large. Nevertheless, when liberated,
  • they seemed confounded by his erect and cordial assurance, his
  • gentlemanly sociability and fearless companionableness. From being an
  • implacable policeman, vigilant, cruel, and remorseless in his office,
  • however polished in his phrases, he was now become a disinterested,
  • sauntering man of leisure, winking at all improprieties, and ready to
  • laugh and make merry with any one. Still, at first, the men gave him a
  • wide berth, and returned scowls for his smiles; but who can forever
  • resist the very Devil himself, when he comes in the guise of a
  • gentleman, free, fine, and frank? Though Goethe's pious Margaret hates
  • the Devil in his horns and harpooner's tail, yet she smiles and nods to
  • the engaging fiend in the persuasive, _winning_, oily, wholly harmless
  • Mephistopheles. But, however it was, I, for one, regarded this
  • master-at-arms with mixed feelings of detestation, pity, admiration,
  • and something op-posed to enmity. I could not but abominate him when I
  • thought of his conduct; but I pitied the continual gnawing which, under
  • all his deftly-donned disguises, I saw lying at the bottom of his soul.
  • I admired his heroism in sustaining himself so well under such
  • reverses. And when I thought how arbitrary the _Articles of War_ are in
  • defining a man-of-war villain; how much undetected guilt might be
  • sheltered by the aristocratic awning of our quarter-deck; how many
  • florid pursers, ornaments of the ward-room, had been legally protected
  • in defrauding _the people_, I could not but say to myself, Well, after
  • all, though this man is a most wicked one indeed, yet is he even more
  • luckless than depraved.
  • Besides, a studied observation of Bland convinced me that he was an
  • organic and irreclaimable scoundrel, who did wicked deeds as the cattle
  • browse the herbage, because wicked deeds seemed the legitimate
  • operation of his whole infernal organisation. Phrenologically, he was
  • without a soul. Is it to be wondered at, that the devils are
  • irreligious? What, then, thought I, who is to blame in this matter? For
  • one, I will not take the Day of Judgment upon me by authoritatively
  • pronouncing upon the essential criminality of any man-of-war's-man; and
  • Christianity has taught me that, at the last day, man-of-war's-men will
  • not be judged by the _Articles of War_, nor by the _United States
  • Statutes at Large_, but by immutable laws, ineffably beyond the
  • comprehension of the honourable Board of Commodores and Navy
  • Commissioners. But though I will stand by even a man-of-war thief, and
  • defend him from being seized up at the gangway, if I can--remembering
  • that my Saviour once hung between two thieves, promising one
  • life-eternal--yet I would not, after the plain conviction of a villain,
  • again let him entirely loose to prey upon honest seamen, fore and aft
  • all three decks. But this did Captain Claret; and though the thing may
  • not perhaps be credited, nevertheless, here it shall be recorded.
  • After the master-at-arms had been adrift among the ship's company for
  • several weeks, and we were within a few days' sail of home, he was
  • summoned to the mast, and publicly reinstated in his office as the
  • ship's chief of police. Perhaps Captain Claret had read the Memoirs of
  • Vidocq, and believed in the old saying, _set a rogue to catch a rogue_.
  • Or, perhaps, he was a man of very tender feelings, highly susceptible
  • to the soft emotions of gratitude, and could not bear to leave in
  • disgrace a person who, out of the generosity of his heart, had, about a
  • year previous, presented him with a rare snuff-box, fabricated from a
  • sperm-whale's tooth, with a curious silver hinge, and cunningly wrought
  • in the shape of a whale; also a splendid gold-mounted cane, of a costly
  • Brazilian wood, with a gold plate, bearing the Captain's name and rank
  • in the service, the place and time of his birth, and with a vacancy
  • underneath--no doubt providentially left for his heirs to record his
  • decease.
  • Certain it was that, some months previous to the master-at-arms'
  • disgrace, he had presented these articles to the Captain, with his best
  • love and compliments; and the Captain had received them, and seldom
  • went ashore without the cane, and never took snuff but out of that box.
  • With some Captains, a sense of propriety might have induced them to
  • return these presents, when the generous donor had proved himself
  • unworthy of having them retained; but it was not Captain Claret who
  • would inflict such a cutting wound upon any officer's sensibilities,
  • though long-established naval customs had habituated him to scourging
  • _the people_ upon an emergency.
  • Now had Captain Claret deemed himself constitutionally bound to decline
  • all presents from his subordinates, the sense of gratitude would not
  • have operated to the prejudice of justice. And, as some of the
  • subordinates of a man-of-war captain are apt to invoke his good wishes
  • and mollify his conscience by making him friendly gifts, it would
  • perhaps _have_ been an excellent thing for him to adopt the plan
  • pursued by the President of the United States, when he received a
  • present of lions and Arabian chargers from the Sultan of Muscat. Being
  • forbidden by his sovereign lords and masters, the imperial people, to
  • accept of any gifts from foreign powers, the President sent them to an
  • auctioneer, and the proceeds were deposited in the Treasury. In the
  • same manner, when Captain Claret received his snuff-box and cane, he
  • might have accepted them very kindly, and then sold them off to the
  • highest bidder, perhaps to the donor himself, who in that case would
  • never have tempted him again.
  • Upon his return home, Bland was paid off for his full term, not
  • deducting the period of his suspension. He again entered the service in
  • his old capacity.
  • As no further allusion will be made to this affair, it may as well be
  • stated now that, for the very brief period elapsing between his
  • restoration and being paid off in port by the Purser, the
  • master-at-arms conducted himself with infinite discretion, artfully
  • steering between any relaxation of discipline--which would have
  • awakened the displeasure of the officers--and any unwise
  • severity--which would have revived, in tenfold force, all the old
  • grudges of the seamen under his command.
  • Never did he show so much talent and tact as when vibrating in this his
  • most delicate predicament; and plenty of cause was there for the
  • exercise of his cunningest abilities; for, upon the discharge of our
  • man-of-war's-men at home, should he _then_ be held by them as an enemy,
  • as free and independent citizens they would waylay him in the public
  • streets, and take purple vengeance for all his iniquities, past,
  • present, and possible in the future. More than once a master-at-arms
  • ashore has been seized by night by an exasperated crew, and served as
  • Origen served himself, or as his enemies served Abelard.
  • But though, under extreme provocation, _the people_ of a man-of-war
  • have been guilty of the maddest vengeance, yet, at other times, they
  • are very placable and milky-hearted, even to those who may have
  • outrageously abused them; many things in point might be related, but I
  • forbear.
  • This account of the master-at-arms cannot better be concluded than by
  • denominating him, in the vivid language of the Captain of the Fore-top,
  • as "_the two ends and middle of the thrice-laid strand of a bloody
  • rascal_," which was intended for a terse, well-knit, and
  • all-comprehensive assertion, without omission or reservation. It was
  • also asserted that, had Tophet itself been raked with a fine-tooth
  • comb, such another ineffable villain could not by any possibility have
  • been caught.
  • CHAPTER XLV.
  • PUBLISHING POETRY IN A MAN-OF-WAR.
  • A day or two after our arrival in Rio, a rather amusing incident
  • occurred to a particular acquaintance of mine, young Lemsford, the
  • gun-deck bard.
  • The great guns of an armed ship have blocks of wood, called _tompions_,
  • painted black, inserted in their muzzles, to keep out the spray of the
  • sea. These tompions slip in and out very handily, like covers to butter
  • firkins.
  • By advice of a friend, Lemsford, alarmed for the fate of his box of
  • poetry, had latterly made use of a particular gun on the main-deck, in
  • the tube of which he thrust his manuscripts, by simply crawling partly
  • out of the porthole, removing the tompion, inserting his papers,
  • tightly rolled, and making all snug again.
  • Breakfast over, he and I were reclining in the main-top--where, by
  • permission of my noble master, Jack Chase, I had invited him--when, of
  • a sudden, we heard a cannonading. It was our own ship.
  • "Ah!" said a top-man, "returning the shore salute they gave us
  • yesterday."
  • "O Lord!" cried Lemsford, "my _Songs of the Sirens!_" and he ran down
  • the rigging to the batteries; but just as he touched the gun-deck, gun
  • No. 20--his literary strong-box--went off with a terrific report.
  • "Well, my after-guard Virgil," said Jack Chase to him, as he slowly
  • returned up the rigging, "did you get it? You need not answer; I see
  • you were too late. But never mind, my boy: no printer could do the
  • business for you better. That's the way to publish, White-Jacket,"
  • turning to me--"fire it right into 'em; every canto a twenty-four-pound
  • shot; _hull_ the blockheads, whether they will or no. And mind you,
  • Lemsford, when your shot does the most execution, your hear the least
  • from the foe. A killed man cannot even lisp."
  • "Glorious Jack!" cried Lemsford, running up and snatching him by the
  • hand, "say that again, Jack! look me in the eyes. By all the Homers,
  • Jack, you have made my soul mount like a balloon! Jack, I'm a poor
  • devil of a poet. Not two months before I shipped aboard here, I
  • published a volume of poems, very aggressive on the world, Jack. Heaven
  • knows what it cost me. I published it, Jack, and the cursed publisher
  • sued me for damages; my friends looked sheepish; one or two who liked
  • it were non-committal; and as for the addle-pated mob and rabble, they
  • thought they had found out a fool. Blast them, Jack, what they call the
  • public is a monster, like the idol we saw in Owhyhee, with the head of
  • a jackass, the body of a baboon, and the tail of a scorpion!"
  • "I don't like that," said Jack; "when I'm ashore, I myself am part of
  • the public."
  • "Your pardon, Jack; you are not, you are then a part of the people,
  • just as you are aboard the frigate here. The public is one thing, Jack,
  • and the people another."
  • "You are right," said Jack; "right as this leg. Virgil, you are a
  • trump; you are a jewel, my boy. The public and the people! Ay, ay, my
  • lads, let us hate the one and cleave to the other."
  • CHAPTER XLVI.
  • THE COMMODORE ON THE POOP, AND ONE OF "THE PEOPLE" UNDER THE HANDS OF
  • THE SURGEON.
  • A day or two after the publication of Lemsford's "Songs of the Sirens,"
  • a sad accident befell a mess-mate of mine, one of the captains of the
  • mizzen-top. He was a fine little Scot, who, from the premature loss of
  • the hair on the top of his head, always went by the name of _Baldy_.
  • This baldness was no doubt, in great part, attributable to the same
  • cause that early thins the locks of most man-of-war's-men--namely, the
  • hard, unyielding, and ponderous man-of-war and navy-regulation
  • tarpaulin hat, which, when new, is stiff enough to sit upon, and
  • indeed, in lieu of his thumb, sometimes serves the common sailor for a
  • bench.
  • Now, there is nothing upon which the Commodore of a squadron more
  • prides himself than upon the celerity with which his men can handle the
  • sails, and go through with all the evolutions pertaining thereto. This
  • is especially manifested in harbour, when other vessels of his squadron
  • are near, and perhaps the armed ships of rival nations.
  • Upon these occasions, surrounded by his post-captain satraps--each of
  • whom in his own floating island is king--the Commodore domineers over
  • all--emperor of the whole oaken archipelago; yea, magisterial and
  • magnificent as the Sultan of the Isles of Sooloo.
  • But, even as so potent an emperor and Caesar to boot as the great Don
  • of Germany, Charles the Fifth, was used to divert himself in his dotage
  • by watching the gyrations of the springs and cogs of a long row of
  • clocks, even so does an elderly Commodore while away his leisure in
  • harbour, by what is called "_exercising guns_," and also "_exercising
  • yards and sails;_" causing the various spars of all the ships under his
  • command to be "braced," "topped," and "cock billed" in concert, while
  • the Commodore himself sits, something like King Canute, on an arm-chest
  • on the poop of his flag-ship.
  • But far more regal than any descendant of Charlemagne, more haughty
  • than any Mogul of the East, and almost mysterious and voiceless in his
  • authority as the Great Spirit of the Five Nations, the Commodore deigns
  • not to verbalise his commands; they are imparted by signal.
  • And as for old Charles the Fifth, again, the gay-pranked, coloured
  • suits of cards were invented, to while away his dotage, even so,
  • doubtless, must these pretty little signals of blue and red spotted
  • _bunting_ have been devised to cheer the old age of all Commodores.
  • By the Commodore's side stands the signal-midshipman, with a sea-green
  • bag swung on his shoulder (as a sportsman bears his game-bag), the
  • signal-book in one hand, and the signal spy-glass in the other. As this
  • signal-book contains the Masonic signs and tokens of the navy, and
  • would there-fore be invaluable to an enemy, its binding is always
  • bordered with lead, so as to insure its sinking in case the ship should
  • be captured. Not the only book this, that might appropriately be bound
  • in lead, though there be many where the author, and not the bookbinder,
  • furnishes the metal.
  • As White-Jacket understands it, these signals consist of
  • variously-coloured flags, each standing for a certain number. Say there
  • are ten flags, representing the cardinal numbers--the red flag, No. 1;
  • the blue flag, No. 2; the green flag, No. 3, and so forth; then, by
  • mounting the blue flag over the red, that would stand for No. 21: if
  • the green flag were set underneath, it would then stand for 213. How
  • easy, then, by endless transpositions, to multiply the various numbers
  • that may be exhibited at the mizzen-peak, even by only three or four of
  • these flags.
  • To each number a particular meaning is applied. No. 100, for instance,
  • may mean, "_Beat to quarters_." No. 150, "_All hands to grog_." No.
  • 2000, "_Strike top-gallant-yards_." No. 2110, "_See anything to
  • windward?_" No. 2800, "_No_."
  • And as every man-of-war is furnished with a signal-book, where all
  • these things are set down in order, therefore, though two American
  • frigates--almost perfect strangers to each other--came from the
  • opposite Poles, yet at a distance of more than a mile they could carry
  • on a very liberal conversation in the air.
  • When several men-of-war of one nation lie at anchor in one port,
  • forming a wide circle round their lord and master, the flag-ship, it is
  • a very interesting sight to see them all obeying the Commodore's
  • orders, who meanwhile never opens his lips.
  • Thus was it with us in Rio, and hereby hangs the story of my poor
  • messmate Bally.
  • One morning, in obedience to a signal from our flag-ship, the various
  • vessels belonging to the American squadron then in harbour
  • simultaneously loosened their sails to dry. In the evening, the signal
  • was set to furl them. Upon such occasions, great rivalry exists between
  • the First Lieutenants of the different ships; they vie with each other
  • who shall first have his sails stowed on the yards. And this rivalry is
  • shared between all the officers of each vessel, who are respectively
  • placed over the different top-men; so that the main-mast is all
  • eagerness to vanquish the fore-mast, and the mizzen-mast to vanquish
  • them both. Stimulated by the shouts of their officers, the sailors
  • throughout the squadron exert themselves to the utmost.
  • "Aloft, topmen! lay out! furl!" cried the First Lieutenant of the
  • Neversink.
  • At the word the men sprang into the rigging, and on all three masts
  • were soon climbing about the yards, in reckless haste, to execute their
  • orders.
  • Now, in furling top-sails or courses, the point of honour, and the
  • hardest work, is in the _bunt_, or middle of the yard; this post
  • belongs to the first captain of the top.
  • "What are you 'bout there, mizzen-top-men?" roared the First
  • Lieutenant, through his trumpet. "D----n you, you are clumsy as Russian
  • bears! don't you see the main--top-men are nearly off the yard? Bear a
  • hand, bear a hand, or I'll stop your grog all round! You, Baldy! are
  • you going to sleep there in the bunt?"
  • While this was being said, poor Baldy--his hat off, his face streaming
  • with perspiration--was frantically exerting himself, piling up the
  • ponderous folds of canvas in the middle of the yard; ever and anon
  • glancing at victorious Jack Chase, hard at work at the
  • main-top-sail-yard before him.
  • At last, the sail being well piled up, Baldy jumped with both feet into
  • the _bunt_, holding on with one hand to the chain "_tie_," and in that
  • manner was violently treading down the canvas, to pack it close.
  • "D----n you, Baldy, why don't you move, you crawling caterpillar;"
  • roared the First Lieutenant.
  • Baldy brought his whole weight to bear on the rebellious sail, and in
  • his frenzied heedlessness let go his hold on the _tie_.
  • "You, Baldy! are you afraid of falling?" cried the First Lieutenant.
  • At that moment, with all his force, Baldy jumped down upon the sail;
  • the _bunt gasket_ parted; and a dark form dropped through the air.
  • Lighting upon the _top-rim_, it rolled off; and the next instant, with
  • a horrid crash of all his bones, Baldy came, like a thunderbolt, upon
  • the deck.
  • Aboard of most large men-of-war there is a stout oaken platform, about
  • four feet square, on each side of the quarter-deck. You ascend to it by
  • three or four steps; on top, it is railed in at the sides, with
  • horizontal brass bars. It is called _the Horse Block;_ and there the
  • officer of the deck usually stands, in giving his orders at sea.
  • It was one of these horse blocks, now unoccupied, that broke poor
  • Baldy's fall. He fell lengthwise across the brass bars, bending them
  • into elbows, and crushing the whole oaken platform, steps and all,
  • right down to the deck in a thousand splinters.
  • He was picked up for dead, and carried below to the surgeon. His bones
  • seemed like those of a man broken on the wheel, and no one thought he
  • would survive the night. But with the surgeon's skillful treatment he
  • soon promised recovery. Surgeon Cuticle devoted all his science to this
  • case.
  • A curious frame-work of wood was made for the maimed man; and placed in
  • this, with all his limbs stretched out, Baldy lay flat on the floor of
  • the Sick-bay, for many weeks. Upon our arrival home, he was able to
  • hobble ashore on crutches; but from a hale, hearty man, with bronzed
  • cheeks, he was become a mere dislocated skeleton, white as foam; but
  • ere this, perhaps, his broken bones are healed and whole in the last
  • repose of the man-of-war's-man.
  • Not many days after Baldy's accident in furling sails--in this same
  • frenzied manner, under the stimulus of a shouting officer--a seaman
  • fell from the main-royal-yard of an English line-of-battle ship near
  • us, and buried his ankle-bones in the deck, leaving two indentations
  • there, as if scooped out by a carpenter's gouge.
  • The royal-yard forms a cross with the mast, and falling from that lofty
  • cross in a line-of-battle ship is almost like falling from the cross of
  • St. Paul's; almost like falling as Lucifer from the well-spring of
  • morning down to the Phlegethon of night.
  • In some cases, a man, hurled thus from a yard, has fallen upon his own
  • shipmates in the tops, and dragged them down with him to the same
  • destruction with himself.
  • Hardly ever will you hear of a man-of-war returning home after a
  • cruise, without the loss of some of her crew from aloft, whereas
  • similar accidents in the merchant service--considering the much greater
  • number of men employed in it--are comparatively few.
  • Why mince the matter? The death of most of these man-of-war's-men lies
  • at the door of the souls of those officers, who, while safely standing
  • on deck themselves, scruple not to sacrifice an immortal man or two, in
  • order to show off the excelling discipline of the ship. And thus do
  • _the people_ of the gun-deck suffer, that the Commodore on the poop may
  • be glorified.
  • CHAPTER XLVII.
  • AN AUCTION IN A MAN-OF-WAR.
  • Some allusion has been made to the weariness experienced by the
  • man-of-war's-men while lying at anchor; but there are scenes now and
  • then that serve to relieve it. Chief among these are the Purser's
  • auctions, taking place while in harbour. Some weeks, or perhaps months,
  • after a sailor dies in an armed vessel, his bag of clothes is in this
  • manner sold, and the proceeds transferred to the account of his heirs
  • or executors.
  • One of these auctions came off in Rio, shortly after the sad accident
  • of Baldy.
  • It was a dreamy, quiet afternoon, and the crew were listlessly lying
  • 'around, when suddenly the Boatswain's whistle was heard, followed by
  • the announcement, "D'ye hear there, fore and aft? Purser's auction on
  • the spar-deck!"
  • At the sound, the sailors sprang to their feet and mustered round the
  • main-mast. Presently up came the Purser's steward, marshalling before
  • him three or four of his subordinates, carrying several clothes' bags,
  • which were deposited at the base of the mast.
  • Our Purser's steward was a rather gentlemanly man in his way. Like many
  • young Americans of his class, he had at various times assumed the most
  • opposite functions for a livelihood, turning from one to the other with
  • all the facility of a light-hearted, clever adventurer. He had been a
  • clerk in a steamer on the Mississippi River; an auctioneer in Ohio; a
  • stock actor at the Olympic Theatre in New York; and now he was Purser's
  • steward in the Navy. In the course of this deversified career his
  • natural wit and waggery had been highly spiced, and every way improved;
  • and he had acquired the last and most difficult art of the joker, the
  • art of lengthening his own face while widening those of his hearers,
  • preserving the utmost solemnity while setting them all in a roar. He
  • was quite a favourite with the sailors, which, in a good degree, was
  • owing to his humour; but likewise to his off-hand, irresistible,
  • romantic, theatrical manner of addressing them.
  • With a dignified air, he now mounted the pedestal of the main-top-sail
  • sheet-bitts, imposing silence by a theatrical wave of his hand;
  • meantime, his subordinates were rummaging the bags, and assorting their
  • contents before him.
  • "Now, my noble hearties," he began, "we will open this auction by
  • offering to your impartial competition a very superior pair of old
  • boots;" and so saying, he dangled aloft one clumsy cowhide cylinder,
  • almost as large as a fire bucket, as a specimen of the complete pair.
  • "What shall I have now, my noble tars, for this superior pair of
  • sea-boots?"
  • "Where's t'other boot?" cried a suspicious-eyed waister. "I remember
  • them 'ere boots. They were old Bob's the quarter-gunner's; there was
  • two on 'em, too. I want to see t'other boot."
  • "My sweet and pleasant fellow," said the auctioneer, with his blandest
  • accents, "the other boot is not just at hand, but I give you my word of
  • honour that it in all respects corresponds to the one you here see--it
  • does, I assure you. And I solemnly guarantee, my noble sea-faring
  • fencibles," he added, turning round upon all, "that the other boot is
  • the exact counterpart of this. Now, then, say the word, my fine
  • fellows. What shall I have? Ten dollars, did you say?" politely bowing
  • toward some indefinite person in the background.
  • "No; ten cents," responded a voice.
  • "Ten cents! ten cents! gallant sailors, for this noble pair of boots,"
  • exclaimed the auctioneer, with affected horror; "I must close the
  • auction, my tars of Columbia; this will never do. But let's have
  • another bid; now, come," he added, coaxingly and soothingly. "What is
  • it? One dollar, one dollar then--one dollar; going at one dollar;
  • going, going--going. Just see how it vibrates"--swinging the boot to
  • and fro--"this superior pair of sea-boots vibrating at one dollar;
  • wouldn't pay for the nails in their heels; going, going--gone!" And
  • down went the boots.
  • "Ah, what a sacrifice! what a sacrifice!" he sighed, tearfully eyeing
  • the solitary fire-bucket, and then glancing round the company for
  • sympathy.
  • "A sacrifice, indeed!" exclaimed Jack Chase, who stood by; "Purser's
  • Steward, you are Mark Antony over the body of Julius Cesar."
  • "So I am, so I am," said the auctioneer, without moving a muscle. "And
  • look!" he exclaimed, suddenly seizing the boot, and exhibiting it on
  • high, "look, my noble tars, if you have tears, prepare to shed them
  • now. You all do know this boot. I remember the first time ever old Bob
  • put it on. 'Twas on a winter evening, off Cape Horn, between the
  • starboard carronades--that day his precious grog was stopped. Look! in
  • this place a mouse has nibbled through; see what a rent some envious
  • rat has made, through this another filed, and, as he plucked his cursed
  • rasp away, mark how the bootleg gaped. This was the unkindest cut of
  • all. But whose are the boots?" suddenly assuming a business-like air;
  • "yours? yours? yours?"
  • But not a friend of the lamented Bob stood by.
  • "Tars of Columbia," said the auctioneer, imperatively, "these boots
  • must be sold; and if I can't sell them one way, I must sell them
  • another. How much _a pound_, now, for this superior pair of old boots?
  • going by _the pound_ now, remember, my gallant sailors! what shall I
  • have? one cent, do I hear? going now at one cent a
  • pound--going--going--going--_gone!_"
  • "Whose are they? Yours, Captain of the Waist? Well, my sweet and
  • pleasant friend, I will have them weighed out to you when the auction
  • is over."
  • In like manner all the contents of the bags were disposed of, embracing
  • old frocks, trowsers, and jackets, the various sums for which they went
  • being charged to the bidders on the books of the Purser.
  • Having been present at this auction, though not a purchaser, and seeing
  • with what facility the most dismantled old garments went off, through
  • the magical cleverness of the accomplished auctioneer, the thought
  • occurred to me, that if ever I calmly and positively decided to dispose
  • of my famous white jacket, this would be the very way to do it. I
  • turned the matter over in my mind a long time.
  • The weather in Rio was genial and warm, and that I would ever again
  • need such a thing as a heavy quilted jacket--and such a jacket as the
  • white one, too--seemed almost impossible. Yet I remembered the American
  • coast, and that it would probably be Autumn when we should arrive
  • there. Yes, I thought of all that, to be sure; nevertheless, the
  • ungovernable whim seized me to sacrifice my jacket and recklessly abide
  • the consequences. Besides, was it not a horrible jacket? To how many
  • annoyances had it subjected me? How many scrapes had it dragged me
  • into? Nay, had it not once jeopardised my very existence? And I had a
  • dreadful presentiment that, if I persisted in retaining it, it would do
  • so again. Enough! I will sell it, I muttered; and so muttering, I
  • thrust my hands further down in my waistband, and walked the main-top
  • in the stern concentration of an inflexible purpose. Next day, hearing
  • that another auction was shortly to take place, I repaired to the
  • office of the Purser's steward, with whom I was upon rather friendly
  • terms. After vaguely and delicately hinting at the object of my visit,
  • I came roundly to the point, and asked him whether he could slip my
  • jacket into one of the bags of clothes next to be sold, and so dispose
  • of it by public auction. He kindly acquiesced and the thing was done.
  • In due time all hands were again summoned round the main-mast; the
  • Purser's steward mounted his post, and the ceremony began. Meantime, I
  • lingered out of sight, but still within hearing, on the gun-deck below,
  • gazing up, un-perceived, at the scene.
  • As it is now so long ago, I will here frankly make confession that I
  • had privately retained the services of a friend--Williams, the Yankee
  • pedagogue and peddler--whose business it would be to linger near the
  • scene of the auction, and, if the bids on the jacket loitered, to start
  • it roundly himself; and if the bidding then became brisk, he was
  • continually to strike in with the most pertinacious and infatuated
  • bids, and so exasperate competition into the maddest and most
  • extravagant overtures.
  • A variety of other articles having been put up, the white jacket was
  • slowly produced, and, held high aloft between the auctioneer's thumb
  • and fore-finger, was submitted to the inspection of the discriminating
  • public.
  • Here it behooves me once again to describe my jacket; for, as a
  • portrait taken at one period of life will not answer for a later stage;
  • much more this jacket of mine, undergoing so many changes, needs to be
  • painted again and again, in order truly to present its actual
  • appearance at any given period.
  • A premature old age had now settled upon it; all over it bore
  • melancholy sears of the masoned-up pockets that had once trenched it in
  • various directions. Some parts of it were slightly mildewed from
  • dampness; on one side several of the buttons were gone, and others were
  • broken or cracked; while, alas! my many mad endeavours to rub it black
  • on the decks had now imparted to the whole garment an exceedingly
  • untidy appearance. Such as it was, with all its faults, the auctioneer
  • displayed it.
  • "You, venerable sheet-anchor-men! and you, gallant fore-top-men! and
  • you, my fine waisters! what do you say now for this superior old
  • jacket? Buttons and sleeves, lining and skirts, it must this day be
  • sold without reservation. How much for it, my gallant tars of Columbia?
  • say the word, and how much?"
  • "My eyes!" exclaimed a fore-top-man, "don't that 'ere bunch of old
  • swabs belong to Jack Chase's pet? Aren't that _the white jacket?_"
  • "_The white jacket!_" cried fifty voices in response; "_the white
  • jacket!_" The cry ran fore and aft the ship like a slogan, completely
  • overwhelming the solitary voice of my private friend Williams, while
  • all hands gazed at it with straining eyes, wondering how it came among
  • the bags of deceased mariners.
  • "Ay, noble tars," said the auctioneer, "you may well stare at it; you
  • will not find another jacket like this on either side of Cape Horn, I
  • assure you. Why, just look at it! How much, now? _Give_ me a bid--but
  • don't be rash; be prudent, be prudent, men; remember your Purser's
  • accounts, and don't be betrayed into extravagant bids."
  • "Purser's Steward!" cried Grummet, one of the quarter-gunners, slowly
  • shifting his quid from one cheek to the other, like a ballast-stone, "I
  • won't bid on that 'ere bunch of old swabs, unless you put up ten pounds
  • of soap with it."
  • "Don't mind that old fellow," said the auctioneer. "How much for the
  • jacket, my noble tars?"
  • "Jacket;" cried a dandy _bone polisher_ of the gun-room. "The
  • sail-maker was the tailor, then. How many fathoms of canvas in it,
  • Purser's Steward?"
  • "How much for this _jacket_?" reiterated the auctioneer, emphatically.
  • "_Jacket_, do you call it!" cried a captain of the hold.
  • "Why not call it a white-washed man-of-war schooner? Look at the
  • port-holes, to let in the air of cold nights."
  • "A reg'lar herring-net," chimed in Grummet.
  • "Gives me the _fever nagur_ to look at it," echoed a mizzen-top-man.
  • "Silence!" cried the auctioneer. "Start it now--start it, boys;
  • anything you please, my fine fellows! it _must_ be sold. Come, what
  • ought I to have on it, now?"
  • "Why, Purser's Steward," cried a waister, "you ought to have new
  • sleeves, a new lining, and a new body on it, afore you try to shove it
  • off on a greenhorn."
  • "What are you, 'busin' that 'ere garment for?" cried an old
  • sheet-anchor-man. "Don't you see it's a 'uniform mustering
  • jacket'--three buttons on one side, and none on t'other?"
  • "Silence!" again cried the auctioneer. "How much, my sea-fencibles, for
  • this superior old jacket?"
  • "Well," said Grummet, "I'll take it for cleaning-rags at one cent."
  • "Oh, come, give us a bid! say something, Colombians."
  • "Well, then," said Grummet, all at once bursting into genuine
  • indignation, "if you want us to say something, then heave that bunch of
  • old swabs overboard, _say I_, and show us something worth looking at."
  • "No one will give me a bid, then? Very good; here, shove it aside.
  • Let's have something else there."
  • While this scene was going forward, and my white jacket was thus being
  • abused, how my heart swelled within me! Thrice was I on the point of
  • rushing out of my hiding-place, and bearing it off from derision; but I
  • lingered, still flattering myself that all would be well, and the
  • jacket find a purchaser at last. But no, alas! there was no getting rid
  • of it, except by rolling a forty-two-pound shot in it, and committing
  • it to the deep. But though, in my desperation, I had once contemplated
  • something of that sort, yet I had now become unaccountably averse to
  • it, from certain involuntary superstitious considerations. If I sink my
  • jacket, thought I, it will be sure to spread itself into a bed at the
  • bottom of the sea, upon which I shall sooner or later recline, a dead
  • man. So, unable to conjure it into the possession of another, and
  • withheld from burying it out of sight for ever, my jacket stuck to me
  • like the fatal shirt on Nessus.
  • CHAPTER XLVIII.
  • PURSER, PURSER'S STEWARD, AND POSTMASTER IN A MAN-OF-WAR.
  • As the Purser's steward so conspicuously figured at the unsuccessful
  • auction of my jacket, it reminds me of how important a personage that
  • official is on board of all men-of-war. He is the right-hand man and
  • confidential deputy and clerk of the Purser, who intrusts to him all
  • his accounts with the crew, while, in most cases, he himself, snug and
  • comfortable in his state-room, glances over a file of newspapers
  • instead of overhauling his ledgers.
  • Of all the non-combatants of a man-of-war, the Purser, perhaps, stands
  • foremost in importance. Though he is but a member of the gun-room mess,
  • yet usage seems to assign him a conventional station somewhat above
  • that of his equals in navy rank--the Chaplain, Surgeon, and Professor.
  • Moreover, he is frequently to be seen in close conversation with the
  • Commodore, who, in the Neversink, was more than once known to be
  • slightly jocular with our Purser. Upon several occasions, also, he was
  • called into the Commodore's cabin, and remained closeted there for
  • several minutes together. Nor do I remember that there ever happened a
  • cabinet meeting of the ward-room barons, the Lieutenants, in the
  • Commodore's cabin, but the Purser made one of the party. Doubtless the
  • important fact of the Purser having under his charge all the financial
  • affairs of a man-of-war, imparts to him the great importance he enjoys.
  • Indeed, we find in every government--monarchies and republics
  • alike--that the personage at the head of the finances invariably
  • occupies a commanding position. Thus, in point of station, the
  • Secretary of the Treasury of the United States is deemed superior to
  • the other heads of departments. Also, in England, the real office held
  • by the great Premier himself is--as every one knows--that of First Lord
  • of the Treasury.
  • Now, under this high functionary of state, the official known as the
  • Purser's Steward was head clerk of the frigate's fiscal affairs. Upon
  • the berth-deck he had a regular counting-room, full of ledgers,
  • journals, and day-books. His desk was as much littered with papers as
  • any Pearl Street merchant's, and much time was devoted to his accounts.
  • For hours together you would see him, through the window of his
  • subterranean office, writing by the light of his perpetual lamp.
  • _Ex-officio_, the Purser's Steward of most ships is a sort of
  • postmaster, and his office the post-office. When the letter-bags for
  • the squadron--almost as large as those of the United States
  • mail--arrived on board the Neversink, it was the Purser's Steward that
  • sat at his little window on the berth-deck and handed you your letter
  • or paper--if any there were to your address. Some disappointed
  • applicants among the sailors would offer to buy the epistles of their
  • more fortunate shipmates, while yet the seal was unbroken--maintaining
  • that the sole and confidential reading of a fond, long, domestic letter
  • from any man's home, was far better than no letter at all.
  • In the vicinity of the office of the Purser's Steward are the principal
  • store-rooms of the Purser, where large quantities of goods of every
  • description are to be found. On board of those ships where goods are
  • permitted to be served out to the crew for the purpose of selling them
  • ashore, to raise money, more business is transacted at the office of a
  • Purser's Steward in one _Liberty-day_ morning than all the dry goods
  • shops in a considerable village would transact in a week.
  • Once a month, with undeviating regularity, this official has his hands
  • more than usually full. For, once a month, certain printed bills,
  • called Mess-bills, are circulated among the crew, and whatever you may
  • want from the Purser--be it tobacco, soap, duck, dungaree, needles,
  • thread, knives, belts, calico, ribbon, pipes, paper, pens, hats, ink,
  • shoes, socks, or whatever it may be--down it goes on the mess-bill,
  • which, being the next day returned to the office of the Steward, the
  • "slops," as they are called, are served out to the men and charged to
  • their accounts.
  • Lucky is it for man-of-war's-men that the outrageous impositions to
  • which, but a very few years ago, they were subjected from the abuses in
  • this department of the service, and the unscrupulous cupidity of many
  • of the pursers--lucky is it for them that _now_ these things are in a
  • great degree done away. The Pursers, instead of being at liberty to
  • make almost what they pleased from the sale of their wares, are now
  • paid by regular stipends laid down by law.
  • Under the exploded system, the profits of some of these officers were
  • almost incredible. In one cruise up the Mediterranean, the Purser of an
  • American line-of-battle ship was, on good authority, said to have
  • cleared the sum of $50,000. Upon that he quitted the service, and
  • retired into the country. Shortly after, his three daughters--not very
  • lovely--married extremely well.
  • The ideas that sailors entertain of Pursers is expressed in a rather
  • inelegant but expressive saying of theirs: "The Purser is a conjurer;
  • he can make a dead man chew tobacco"--insinuating that the accounts of
  • a dead man are sometimes subjected to post-mortem charges. Among
  • sailors, also, Pursers commonly go by the name of _nip-cheeses_.
  • No wonder that on board of the old frigate Java, upon her return from a
  • cruise extending over a period of more than four years, one thousand
  • dollars paid off eighty of her crew, though the aggregate wages of the
  • eighty for the voyage must have amounted to about sixty thousand
  • dollars. Even under the present system, the Purser of a line-of-battle
  • ship, for instance, is far better paid than any other officer, short of
  • Captain or Commodore. While the Lieutenant commonly receives but
  • eighteen hundred dollars, the Surgeon of the fleet but fifteen hundred,
  • the Chaplain twelve hundred, the Purser of a line-of-battle ship
  • receives thirty-five hundred dollars. In considering his salary,
  • however, his responsibilities are not to be over-looked; they are by no
  • means insignificant.
  • There are Pursers in the Navy whom the sailors exempt from the
  • insinuations above mentioned, nor, as a class, are they so obnoxious to
  • them now as formerly; for one, the florid old Purser of the
  • Neversink--never coming into disciplinary contact with the seamen, and
  • being withal a jovial and apparently good-hearted gentleman--was
  • something of a favourite with many of the crew.
  • CHAPTER XLIX.
  • RUMOURS OF A WAR, AND HOW THEY WERE RECEIVED BY THE POPULATION OF THE
  • NEVERSINK.
  • While lying in the harbour of Callao, in Peru, certain rumours had come
  • to us touching a war with England, growing out of the long-vexed
  • Northeastern Boundary Question. In Rio these rumours were increased;
  • and the probability of hostilities induced our Commodore to authorize
  • proceedings that closely brought home to every man on board the
  • Neversink his liability at any time to be killed at his gun.
  • Among other things, a number of men were detailed to pass up the rusty
  • cannon-balls from the shot-lockers in the hold, and scrape them clean
  • for service. The Commodore was a very neat gentleman, and would not
  • fire a dirty shot into his foe.
  • It was an interesting occasion for a tranquil observer; nor was it
  • altogether neglected. Not to recite the precise remarks made by the
  • seamen while pitching the shot up the hatchway from hand to hand, like
  • schoolboys playing ball ashore, it will be enough to say that, from the
  • general drift of their discourse--jocular as it was--it was manifest
  • that, almost to a man, they abhorred the idea of going into action.
  • And why should they desire a war? Would their wages be raised? Not a
  • cent. The prize-money, though, ought to have been an inducement. But of
  • all the "rewards of virtue," prize-money is the most uncertain; and
  • this the man-of-war's-man knows. What, then, has he to expect from war?
  • What but harder work, and harder usage than in peace; a wooden leg or
  • arm; mortal wounds, and death? Enough, however, that by far the
  • majority of the common sailors of the Neversink were plainly concerned
  • at the prospect of war, and were plainly averse to it.
  • But with the officers of the quarter-deck it was just the reverse. None
  • of them, to be sure, in my hearing at least, verbally expressed their
  • gratification; but it was unavoidably betrayed by the increased
  • cheerfulness of their demeanour toward each other, their frequent
  • fraternal conferences, and their unwonted animation for several clays
  • in issuing their orders. The voice of Mad Jack--always a belfry to
  • hear--now resounded like that famous bell of England, Great Tom of
  • Oxford. As for Selvagee, he wore his sword with a jaunty air, and his
  • servant daily polished the blade.
  • But why this contrast between the forecastle and the quarter-deck,
  • between the man-of-war's-man and his officer? Because, though war would
  • equally jeopardize the lives of both, yet, while it held out to the
  • sailor no promise of promotion, and what is called _glory_, these
  • things fired the breast of his officers.
  • It is no pleasing task, nor a thankful one, to dive into the souls of
  • some men; but there are occasions when, to bring up the mud from the
  • bottom, reveals to us on what soundings we are, on what coast we adjoin.
  • How were these officers to gain glory? How but by a distinguished
  • slaughtering of their fellow-men. How were they to be promoted? How but
  • over the buried heads of killed comrades and mess-mates.
  • This hostile contrast between the feelings with which the common seamen
  • and the officers of the Neversink looked forward to this more than
  • possible war, is one of many instances that might be quoted to show the
  • antagonism of their interests, the incurable antagonism in which they
  • dwell. But can men, whose interests are diverse, ever hope to live
  • together in a harmony uncoerced? Can the brotherhood of the race of
  • mankind ever hope to prevail in a man-of-war, where one man's bane is
  • almost another's blessing? By abolishing the scourge, shall we do away
  • tyranny; _that_ tyranny which must ever prevail, where of two
  • essentially antagonistic classes in perpetual contact, one is
  • immeasurably the stronger? Surely it seems all but impossible. And as
  • the very object of a man-of-war, as its name implies, is to fight the
  • very battles so naturally averse to the seamen; so long as a man-of-war
  • exists, it must ever remain a picture of much that is tyrannical and
  • repelling in human nature.
  • Being an establishment much more extensive than the American Navy, the
  • English armed marine furnishes a yet more striking example of this
  • thing, especially as the existence of war produces so vast an
  • augmentation of her naval force compared with what it is in time of
  • peace. It is well known what joy the news of Bonaparte's sudden return
  • from Elba created among crowds of British naval officers, who had
  • previously been expecting to be sent ashore on half-pay. Thus, when all
  • the world wailed, these officers found occasion for thanksgiving. I
  • urge it not against them as men--their feelings belonged to their
  • profession. Had they not been naval officers, they had not been
  • rejoicers in the midst of despair.
  • When shall the time come, how much longer will God postpone it, when
  • the clouds, which at times gather over the horizons of nations, shall
  • not be hailed by any class of humanity, and invoked to burst as a bomb?
  • Standing navies, as well as standing armies, serve to keep alive the
  • spirit of war even in the meek heart of peace. In its very embers and
  • smoulderings, they nourish that fatal fire, and half-pay officers, as
  • the priests of Mars, yet guard the temple, though no god be there.
  • CHAPTER L.
  • THE BAY OF ALL BEAUTIES.
  • I have said that I must pass over Rio without a description; but just
  • now such a flood of scented reminiscences steals over me, that I must
  • needs yield and recant, as I inhale that musky air.
  • More than one hundred and fifty miles' circuit of living green hills
  • embosoms a translucent expanse, so gemmed in by sierras of grass, that
  • among the Indian tribes the place was known as "The Hidden Water." On
  • all sides, in the distance, rise high conical peaks, which at sunrise
  • and sunset burn like vast tapers; and down from the interior, through
  • vineyards and forests, flow radiating streams, all emptying into the
  • harbour.
  • Talk not of Bahia de Todos os Santos--the Bay of All Saints; for though
  • that be a glorious haven, yet Rio is the Bay of all Rivers--the Bay of
  • all Delights--the Bay of all Beauties. From circumjacent hill-sides,
  • untiring summer hangs perpetually in terraces of vivid verdure; and,
  • embossed with old mosses, convent and castle nestle in valley and glen.
  • All round, deep inlets run into the green mountain land, and, overhung
  • with wild Highlands, more resemble Loch Katrines than Lake Lemans. And
  • though Loch Katrine has been sung by the bonneted Scott, and Lake Leman
  • by the coroneted Byron; yet here, in Rio, both the loch and the lake
  • are but two wild flowers in a prospect that is almost unlimited. For,
  • behold! far away and away, stretches the broad blue of the water, to
  • yonder soft-swelling hills of light green, backed by the purple
  • pinnacles and pipes of the grand Organ Mountains; fitly so called, for
  • in thunder-time they roll cannonades down the bay, drowning the blended
  • bass of all the cathedrals in Rio. Shout amain, exalt your voices,
  • stamp your feet, jubilate, Organ Mountains! and roll your Te Deums
  • round the world!
  • What though, for more than five thousand five hundred years, this grand
  • harbour of Rio lay hid in the hills, unknown by the Catholic
  • Portuguese? Centuries ere Haydn performed before emperors and kings,
  • these Organ Mountains played his Oratorio of the Creation, before the
  • Creator himself. But nervous Haydn could not have endured that
  • cannonading choir, since this composer of thunderbolts himself died at
  • last through the crashing commotion of Napoleon's bombardment of Vienna.
  • But all mountains are Organ Mountains: the Alps and the Himalayas; the
  • Appalachian Chain, the Ural, the Andes, the Green Hills and the White.
  • All of them play anthems forever: The Messiah, and Samson, and Israel
  • in Egypt, and Saul, and Judas Maccabeus, and Solomon.
  • Archipelago Rio! ere Noah on old Ararat anchored his ark, there lay
  • anchored in you all these green, rocky isles I now see. But God did not
  • build on you, isles! those long lines of batteries; nor did our blessed
  • Saviour stand godfather at the christening of yon frowning fortress of
  • Santa Cruz, though named in honour of himself, the divine Prince of
  • Peace!
  • Amphitheatrical Rio! in your broad expanse might be held the
  • Resurrection and Judgment-day of the whole world's men-of-war,
  • represented by the flag-ships of fleets--the flag-ships of the
  • Phoenician armed galleys of Tyre and Sidon; of King Solomon's annual
  • squadrons that sailed to Ophir; whence in after times, perhaps, sailed
  • the Acapulco fleets of the Spaniards, with golden ingots for
  • ballasting; the flag-ships of all the Greek and Persian craft that
  • exchanged the war-hug at Salamis; of all the Roman and Egyptian galleys
  • that, eagle-like, with blood-dripping prows, beaked each other at
  • Actium; of all the Danish keels of the Vikings; of all the musquito
  • craft of Abba Thule, king of the Pelaws, when he went to vanquish
  • Artinsall; of all the Venetian, Genoese, and Papal fleets that came to
  • the shock at Lepanto; of both horns of the crescent of the Spanish
  • Armada; of the Portuguese squadron that, under the gallant Gama,
  • chastised the Moors, and discovered the Moluccas; of all the Dutch
  • navies red by Van Tromp, and sunk by Admiral Hawke; of the forty-seven
  • French and Spanish sail-of-the-line that, for three months, essayed to
  • batter down Gibraltar; of all Nelson's seventy-fours that
  • thunder-bolted off St. Vincent's, at the Nile, Copenhagen, and
  • Trafalgar; of all the frigate-merchantmen of the East India Company; of
  • Perry's war-brigs, sloops, and schooners that scattered the British
  • armament on Lake Erie; of all the Barbary corsairs captured by
  • Bainbridge; of the war-canoes of the Polynesian kings, Tammahammaha and
  • Pomare--ay! one and all, with Commodore Noah for their Lord High
  • Admiral--in this abounding Bay of Rio these flag-ships might all come
  • to anchor, and swing round in concert to the first of the flood.
  • Rio is a small Mediterranean; and what was fabled of the entrance to
  • that sea, in Rio is partly made true; for here, at the mouth, stands
  • one of Hercules' Pillars, the Sugar-Loaf Mountain, one thousand feet
  • high, inclining over a little, like the Leaning Tower of Pisa. At its
  • base crouch, like mastiffs, the batteries of Jose and Theodosia; while
  • opposite, you are menaced by a rock-founded fort.
  • The channel between--the sole inlet to the bay--seems but a biscuit's
  • toss over; you see naught of the land-locked sea within till fairly in
  • the strait. But, then, what a sight is beheld! Diversified as the
  • harbour of Constantinople, but a thousand-fold grander. When the
  • Neversink swept in, word was passed, "Aloft, top-men! and furl
  • t'-gallant-sails and royals!"
  • At the sound I sprang into the rigging, and was soon at my perch. How I
  • hung over that main-royal-yard in a rapture High in air, poised over
  • that magnificent bay, a new world to my ravished eyes, I felt like the
  • foremost of a flight of angels, new-lighted upon earth, from some star
  • in the Milky Way.
  • CHAPTER LI.
  • ONE OF "THE PEOPLE" HAS AN AUDIENCE WITH THE COMMODORE AND THE CAPTAIN
  • ON THE QUARTER-DECK.
  • We had not lain in Rio long, when in the innermost recesses of the
  • mighty soul of my noble Captain of the Top--incomparable Jack
  • Chase--the deliberate opinion was formed, and rock-founded, that our
  • ship's company must have at least one day's "_liberty_" to go ashore
  • ere we weighed anchor for home.
  • Here it must be mentioned that, concerning anything of this kind, no
  • sailor in a man-of-war ever presumes to be an agitator, unless he is of
  • a rank superior to a mere able-seaman; and no one short of a petty
  • officer--that is, a captain of the top, a quarter-gunner, or
  • boatswain's mate--ever dreams of being a spokesman to the supreme
  • authority of the vessel in soliciting any kind of favor for himself and
  • shipmates.
  • After canvassing the matter thoroughly with several old quarter-masters
  • and other dignified sea-fencibles, Jack, hat in hand, made his
  • appearance, one fine evening, at the mast, and, waiting till Captain
  • Claret drew nigh, bowed, and addressed him in his own off-hand,
  • polished, and poetical style. In his intercourse with the quarter-deck,
  • he always presumed upon his being such a universal favourite.
  • "Sir, this Rio is a charming harbour, and we poor mariners--your trusty
  • sea-warriors, valiant Captain! who, with _you_ at their head, would
  • board the Rock of Gibraltar itself, and carry it by storm--we poor
  • fellows, valiant Captain! have gazed round upon this ravishing
  • landscape till we can gaze no more. Will Captain Claret vouchsafe one
  • day's liberty, and so assure himself of eternal felicity, since, in our
  • flowing cups, he will be ever after freshly remembered?"
  • As Jack thus rounded off with a snatch from Shakspeare, he saluted the
  • Captain with a gallant flourish of his tarpaulin, and then, bringing
  • the rim to his mouth, with his head bowed, and his body thrown into a
  • fine negligent attitude, stood a picture of eloquent but passive
  • appeal. He seemed to say, Magnanimous Captain Claret, we fine fellows,
  • and hearts of oak, throw ourselves upon your unparalleled goodness.
  • "And what do you want to go ashore for?" asked the Captain, evasively,
  • and trying to conceal his admiration of Jack by affecting some
  • haughtiness.
  • "Ah! sir," sighed Jack, "why do the thirsty camels of the desert desire
  • to lap the waters of the fountain and roll in the green grass of the
  • oasis? Are we not but just from the ocean Sahara? and is not this Rio a
  • verdant spot, noble Captain? Surely you will not keep us always
  • tethered at anchor, when a little more cable would admit of our
  • cropping the herbage! And it is a weary thing, Captain Claret, to be
  • imprisoned month after month on the gun-deck, without so much as
  • smelling a citron. Ah! Captain Claret, what sings sweet Waller:
  • 'But who can always on the billows lie?
  • The watery wilderness yields no supply.'
  • compared with such a prisoner, noble Captain,
  • 'Happy, thrice happy, who, in battle slain,
  • Press'd in Atrides' cause the Trojan pain!'
  • Pope's version, sir, not the original Greek."
  • And so saying, Jack once more brought his hat-rim to his mouth, and
  • slightly bending forward, stood mute.
  • At this juncture the Most Serene Commodore himself happened to emerge
  • from the after-gangway, his gilded buttons, epaulets, and the gold lace
  • on his chapeau glittering in the flooding sunset. Attracted by the
  • scene between Captain Claret and so well-known and admired a commoner
  • as Jack Chase he approached, and assuming for the moment an air of
  • pleasant condescension--never shown to his noble barons the officers of
  • the ward-room--he said, with a smile, "Well, Jack, you and your
  • shipmates are after some favour, I suppose--a day's liberty, is it not?"
  • Whether it was the horizontal setting sun, streaming along the deck,
  • that blinded Jack, or whether it was in sun-worshipping homage of the
  • mighty Commodore, there is no telling; but just at this juncture noble
  • Jack was standing reverentially holding his hat to his brow, like a man
  • with weak eyes.
  • "Valiant Commodore," said he, at last, "this audience is indeed an
  • honour undeserved. I almost sink beneath it. Yes, valiant Commodore,
  • your sagacious mind has truly divined our object. Liberty, sir; liberty
  • is, indeed, our humble prayer. I trust your honourable wound, received
  • in glorious battle, valiant Comodore, pains you less today than common."
  • "Ah! cunning Jack!" cried the Commodore, by no means blind to the bold
  • sortie of his flattery, but not at all displeased with it. In more
  • respects than one, our Commodore's wound was his weak side.
  • "I think we must give them liberty," he added, turning to Captain
  • Claret; who thereupon, waving Jack further off, fell into confidential
  • discourse with his superior.
  • "Well, Jack, we will see about it," at last cried the Commodore,
  • advancing. "I think we must let you go."
  • "To your duty, captain of the main-top!" said the Captain, rather
  • stiffly. He wished to neutralise somewhat the effect of the Commodore's
  • condescension. Besides, he had much rather the Commodore had been in
  • his cabin. His presence, for the time, affected his own supremacy in
  • his ship. But Jack was nowise cast down by the Captain's coldness; he
  • felt safe enough; so he proceeded to offer his acknowledgments.
  • "'Kind gentlemen,'" he sighed, "your pains are registered where every
  • day I turn the leaf to read'--Macbeth, valiant Commodore and
  • Captain!--what the Thane says to the noble lords, Ross and Angus."
  • And long and lingeringly bowing to the two noble officers, Jack backed
  • away from their presence, still shading his eyes with the broad rim of
  • his hat.
  • "Jack Chase for ever!" cried his shipmates, as he carried the grateful
  • news of liberty to them on the forecastle. "Who can talk to Commodores
  • like our matchless Jack!"
  • CHAPTER LII.
  • SOMETHING CONCERNING MIDSHIPMEN.
  • It was the next morning after matchless Jack's interview with the
  • Commodore and Captain, that a little incident occurred, soon forgotten
  • by the crew at large, but long remembered by the few seamen who were in
  • the habit of closely scrutinising every-day proceedings. Upon the face
  • of it, it was but a common event--at least in a man-of-war--the
  • flogging of a man at the gangway. But the under-current of
  • circumstances in the case were of a nature that magnified this
  • particular flogging into a matter of no small importance. The story
  • itself cannot here be related; it would not well bear recital: enough
  • that the person flogged was a middle-aged man of the Waist--a forlorn,
  • broken-down, miserable object, truly; one of those wretched landsmen
  • sometimes driven into the Navy by their unfitness for all things else,
  • even as others are driven into the workhouse. He was flogged at the
  • complaint of a midshipman; and hereby hangs the drift of the thing. For
  • though this waister was so ignoble a mortal, yet his being scourged on
  • this one occasion indirectly proceeded from the mere wanton spite and
  • unscrupulousness of the midshipman in question--a youth, who was apt to
  • indulge at times in undignified familiarities with some of the men,
  • who, sooner or later, almost always suffered from his capricious
  • preferences.
  • But the leading principle that was involved in this affair is far too
  • mischievous to be lightly dismissed.
  • In most cases, it would seem to be a cardinal principle with a Navy
  • Captain that his subordinates are disintegrated parts of himself,
  • detached from the main body on special service, and that the order of
  • the minutest midshipman must be as deferentially obeyed by the seamen
  • as if proceeding from the Commodore on the poop. This principle was
  • once emphasised in a remarkable manner by the valiant and handsome Sir
  • Peter Parker, upon whose death, on a national arson expedition on the
  • shores of Chesapeake Bay, in 1812 or 1813, Lord Byron wrote his
  • well-known stanzas. "By the god of war!" said Sir Peter to his sailors,
  • "I'll make you touch your hat to a midshipman's coat, if it's only hung
  • on a broomstick to dry!"
  • That the king, in the eye of the law, can do no wrong, is the
  • well-known fiction of despotic states; but it has remained for the
  • navies of Constitutional Monarchies and Republics to magnify this
  • fiction, by indirectly extending it to all the quarter-deck
  • subordinates of an armed ship's chief magistrate. And though judicially
  • unrecognised, and unacknowledged by the officers themselves, yet this
  • is the principle that pervades the fleet; this is the principle that is
  • every hour acted upon, and to sustain which, thousands of seamen have
  • been flogged at the gangway.
  • However childish, ignorant, stupid, or idiotic a midshipman, if he but
  • orders a sailor to perform even the most absurd action, that man is not
  • only bound to render instant and unanswering obedience, but he would
  • refuse at his peril. And if, having obeyed, he should then complain to
  • the Captain, and the Captain, in his own mind, should be thoroughly
  • convinced of the impropriety, perhaps of the illegality of the order,
  • yet, in nine cases out of ten, he would not publicly reprimand the
  • midshipman, nor by the slightest token admit before the complainant
  • that, in this particular thing, the midshipman had done otherwise than
  • perfectly right.
  • Upon a midshipman's complaining of a seaman to Lord Collingwood, when
  • Captain of a line-of-battle ship, he ordered the man for punishment;
  • and, in the interval, calling the midshipman aside, said to him, "In
  • all probability, now, the fault is yours--you know; therefore, when the
  • man is brought to the mast, you had better ask for his pardon."
  • Accordingly, upon the lad's public intercession, Collingwood, turning
  • to the culprit, said, "This young gentleman has pleaded so humanely for
  • you, that, in hope you feel a due gratitude to him for his benevolence,
  • I will, for this time, overlook your offence." This story is related by
  • the editor of the Admiral's "Correspondence," to show the Admiral's
  • kindheartedness.
  • Now Collingood was, in reality, one of the most just, humane, and
  • benevolent admirals that ever hoisted a flag. For a sea-officer,
  • Collingwood was a man in a million. But if a man like him, swayed by
  • old usages, could thus violate the commonest principle of justice--with
  • however good motives at bottom--what must be expected from other
  • Captains not so eminently gifted with noble traits as Collingwood?
  • And if the corps of American midshipmen is mostly replenished from the
  • nursery, the counter, and the lap of unrestrained indulgence at home:
  • and if most of them at least, by their impotency as officers, in all
  • important functions at sea, by their boyish and overweening conceit of
  • their gold lace, by their overbearing manner toward the seamen, and by
  • their peculiar aptitude to construe the merest trivialities of manner
  • into set affronts against their dignity; if by all this they sometimes
  • contract the ill-will of the seamen; and if, in a thousand ways, the
  • seamen cannot but betray it--how easy for any of these midshipmen, who
  • may happen to be unrestrained by moral principle, to resort to spiteful
  • practices in procuring vengeance upon the offenders, in many instances
  • to the extremity of the lash; since, as we have seen, the tacit
  • principle in the Navy seems to be that, in his ordinary intercourse
  • with the sailors, a midshipman can do nothing obnoxious to the public
  • censure of his superiors.
  • "You fellow, I'll get you _licked_ before long," is often heard from a
  • midshipman to a sailor who, in some way not open to the judicial action
  • of the Captain, has chanced to offend him.
  • At times you will see one of these lads, not five feet high, gazing up
  • with inflamed eye at some venerable six-footer of a forecastle man,
  • cursing and insulting him by every epithet deemed most scandalous and
  • unendurable among men. Yet that man's indignant tongue is
  • treble-knotted by the law, that suspends death itself over his head
  • should his passion discharge the slightest blow at the boy-worm that
  • spits at his feet.
  • But since what human nature is, and what it must for ever continue to
  • be, is well enough understood for most practical purposes, it needs no
  • special example to prove that, where the merest boys, indiscriminately
  • snatched from the human family, are given such authority over mature
  • men, the results must be proportionable in monstrousness to the custom
  • that authorises this worse than cruel absurdity.
  • Nor is it unworthy of remark that, while the noblest-minded and most
  • heroic sea-officers--men of the topmost stature, including Lord Nelson
  • himself--have regarded flogging in the Navy with the deepest concern,
  • and not without weighty scruples touching its general necessity, still,
  • one who has seen much of midshipmen can truly say that he has seen but
  • few midshipmen who were not enthusiastic advocates and admirers of
  • scourging. It would almost seem that they themselves, having so
  • recently escaped the posterior discipline of the nursery and the infant
  • school, are impatient to recover from those smarting reminiscences by
  • mincing the backs of full-grown American freemen.
  • It should not to be omitted here, that the midshipmen in the English
  • Navy are not permitted to be quite so imperious as in the American
  • ships. They are divided into three (I think) probationary classes of
  • "volunteers," instead of being at once advanced to a warrant. Nor will
  • you fail to remark, when you see an English cutter officered by one of
  • those volunteers, that the boy does not so strut and slap his dirk-hilt
  • with a Bobadil air, and anticipatingly feel of the place where his
  • warlike whiskers are going to be, and sputter out oaths so at the men,
  • as is too often the case with the little boys wearing best-bower
  • anchors on their lapels in the American Navy.
  • Yet it must be confessed that at times you see midshipmen who are noble
  • little fellows, and not at all disliked by the crew. Besides three
  • gallant youths, one black-eyed little lad in particular, in the
  • Neversink, was such a one. From his diminutiveness, he went by the name
  • of _Boat Plug_ among the seamen. Without being exactly familiar with
  • them, he had yet become a general favourite, by reason of his kindness
  • of manner, and never cursing them. It was amusing to hear some of the
  • older Tritons invoke blessings upon the youngster, when his kind tones
  • fell on their weather-beaten ears. "Ah, good luck to you, sir!"
  • touching their hats to the little man; "you have a soul to be saved,
  • sir!" There was a wonderful deal of meaning involved in the latter
  • sentence. _You have a soul to be saved_, is the phrase which a
  • man-of-war's-man peculiarly applies to a humane and kind-hearted
  • officer. It also implies that the majority of quarter-deck officers are
  • regarded by them in such a light that they deny to them the possession
  • of souls. Ah! but these plebeians sometimes have a sublime vengeance
  • upon patricians. Imagine an outcast old sailor seriously cherishing the
  • purely speculative conceit that some bully in epaulets, who orders him
  • to and fro like a slave, is of an organization immeasurably inferior to
  • himself; must at last perish with the brutes, while he goes to his
  • immortality in heaven.
  • But from what has been said in this chapter, it must not be inferred
  • that a midshipman leads a lord's life in a man-of-war. Far from it. He
  • lords it over those below him, while lorded over himself by his
  • superiors. It is as if with one hand a school-boy snapped his fingers
  • at a dog, and at the same time received upon the other the discipline
  • of the usher's ferule. And though, by the American Articles of War, a
  • Navy Captain cannot, of his own authority, legally punish a midshipman,
  • otherwise than by suspension from duty (the same as with respect to the
  • Ward-room officers), yet this is one of those sea-statutes which the
  • Captain, to a certain extent, observes or disregards at his pleasure.
  • Many instances might be related of the petty mortifications and
  • official insults inflicted by some Captains upon their midshipmen; far
  • more severe, in one sense, than the old-fashioned punishment of sending
  • them to the mast-head, though not so arbitrary as sending them before
  • the mast, to do duty with the common sailors--a custom, in former
  • times, pursued by Captains in the English Navy.
  • Captain Claret himself had no special fondness for midshipmen. A tall,
  • overgrown young midshipman, about sixteen years old, having fallen
  • under his displeasure, he interrupted the humble apologies he was
  • making, by saying, "Not a word, sir! I'll not hear a word! Mount the
  • netting, sir, and stand there till you are ordered to come down!"
  • The midshipman obeyed; and, in full sight of the entire ship's company,
  • Captain Claret promenaded to and fro below his lofty perch, reading him
  • a most aggravating lecture upon his alleged misconduct. To a lad of
  • sensibility, such treatment must have been almost as stinging as the
  • lash itself would have been.
  • It is to be remembered that, wherever these chapters treat of
  • midshipmen, the officers known as passed-midshipmen are not at all
  • referred to. In the American Navy, these officers form a class of young
  • men, who, having seen sufficient service at sea as midshipmen to pass
  • an examination before a Board of Commodores, are promoted to the rank
  • of passed-midshipmen, introductory to that of lieutenant. They are
  • supposed to be qualified to do duty as lieutenants, and in some cases
  • temporarily serve as such. The difference between a passed-midshipman
  • and a midshipman may be also inferred from their respective rates of
  • pay. The former, upon sea-service, receives $750 a year; the latter,
  • $400. There were no passed-midshipmen in the Neversink.
  • CHAPTER LIII.
  • SEAFARING PERSONS PECULIARLY SUBJECT TO BEING UNDER THE WEATHER.--THE
  • EFFECTS OF THIS UPON A MAN-OF-WAR CAPTAIN.
  • It has been said that some midshipmen, in certain cases, are guilty of
  • spiteful practices against the man-of-war's-man. But as these
  • midshipmen are presumed to have received the liberal and lofty breeding
  • of gentlemen, it would seem all but incredible that any of their corps
  • could descend to the paltriness of cherishing personal malice against
  • so conventionally degraded a being as a sailor. So, indeed, it would
  • seem. But when all the circumstances are considered, it will not appear
  • extraordinary that some of them should thus cast discredit upon the
  • warrants they wear. Title, and rank, and wealth, and education cannot
  • unmake human nature; the same in cabin-boy and commodore, its only
  • differences lie in the different modes of development.
  • At sea, a frigate houses and homes five hundred mortals in a space so
  • contracted that they can hardly so much as move but they touch. Cut off
  • from all those outward passing things which ashore employ the eyes,
  • tongues, and thoughts of landsmen, the inmates of a frigate are thrown
  • upon themselves and each other, and all their ponderings are
  • introspective. A morbidness of mind is often the consequence,
  • especially upon long voyages, accompanied by foul weather, calms, or
  • head-winds. Nor does this exempt from its evil influence any rank on
  • board. Indeed, high station only ministers to it the more, since the
  • higher the rank in a man-of-war, the less companionship.
  • It is an odious, unthankful, repugnant thing to dwell upon a subject
  • like this; nevertheless, be it said, that, through these jaundiced
  • influences, even the captain of a frigate is, in some cases, indirectly
  • induced to the infliction of corporal punishment upon a seaman. Never
  • sail under a navy captain whom you suspect of being dyspeptic, or
  • constitutionally prone to hypochondria.
  • The manifestation of these things is sometimes remarkable. In the
  • earlier part of the cruise, while making a long, tedious run from
  • Mazatlan to Callao on the Main, baffled by light head winds and
  • frequent intermitting calms, when all hands were heartily wearied by
  • the torrid, monotonous sea, a good-natured fore-top-man, by the name of
  • Candy--quite a character in his way--standing in the waist among a
  • crowd of seamen, touched me, and said, "D'ye see the old man there,
  • White-Jacket, walking the poop? Well, don't he look as if he wanted to
  • flog someone? Look at him once."
  • But to me, at least, no such indications were visible in the deportment
  • of the Captain, though his thrashing the arm-chest with the slack of
  • the spanker-out-haul looked a little suspicious. But any one might have
  • been doing that to pass away a calm.
  • "Depend on it," said the top-man, "he must somehow have thought I was
  • making sport of _him_ a while ago, when I was only taking off old
  • Priming, the gunner's mate. Just look at him once, White-Jacket, while
  • I make believe coil this here rope; if there arn't a dozen in that 'ere
  • Captain's top-lights, my name is _horse-marine_. If I could only touch
  • my tile to him now, and take my Bible oath on it, that I was only
  • taking off Priming, and not _him_, he wouldn't have such hard thoughts
  • of me. But that can't be done; he'd think I meant to insult him. Well,
  • it can't be helped; I suppose I must look out for a baker's dozen afore
  • long."
  • I had an incredulous laugh at this. But two days afterward, when we
  • were hoisting the main-top-mast stun'-sail, and the Lieutenant of the
  • Watch was reprimanding the crowd of seamen at the halyards for their
  • laziness--for the sail was but just crawling up to its place, owing to
  • the languor of the men, induced by the heat--the Captain, who had been
  • impatiently walking the deck, suddenly stopped short, and darting his
  • eyes among the seamen, suddenly fixed them, crying out, "You, Candy,
  • and be damned to you, you don't pull an ounce, you blackguard! Stand up
  • to that gun, sir; I'll teach you to be grinning over a rope that way,
  • without lending your pound of beef to it. Boatswain's mate, where's
  • your _colt?_ Give that man a dozen."
  • Removing his hat, the boatswain's mate looked into the crown aghast;
  • the coiled rope, usually worn there, was not to be found; but the next
  • instant it slid from the top of his head to the deck. Picking it up,
  • and straightening it out, he advanced toward the sailor.
  • "Sir," said Candy, touching and retouching his cap to the Captain, "I
  • was pulling, sir, as much as the rest, sir; I was, indeed, sir."
  • "Stand up to that gun," cried the Captain. "Boatswain's mate, do your
  • duty."
  • Three stripes were given, when the Captain raised his finger.
  • "You----,[3] do you dare stand up to be flogged with your hat on! Take
  • it off, sir, instantly."
  • ----
  • [FOOTNOTE-3] The phrase here used I have never seen either written or
  • printed, and should not like to be the first person to introduce it to
  • the public.
  • ----
  • Candy dropped it on deck.
  • "Now go on, boatswain's mate." And the sailor received his dozen.
  • With his hand to his back he came up to me, where I stood among the
  • by-standers, saying, "O Lord, O Lord! that boatswain's mate, too, had a
  • spite agin me; he always thought it was _me_ that set afloat that yarn
  • about his wife in Norfolk. O Lord! just run your hand under my shirt
  • will you, White-Jacket? There!! didn't he have a spite agin me, to
  • raise such bars as them? And my shirt all cut to pieces, too--arn't it,
  • White-Jacket? Damn me, but these coltings puts the tin in the Purser's
  • pocket. O Lord! my back feels as if there was a red-hot gridiron lashed
  • to it. But I told you so--a widow's curse on him, say I--he thought I
  • meant _him_, and not Priming."
  • CHAPTER LIV.
  • "THE PEOPLE" ARE GIVEN "LIBERTY."
  • Whenever, in intervals of mild benevolence, or yielding to mere politic
  • dictates, Kings and Commodores relax the yoke of servitude, they should
  • see to it well that the concession seem not too sudden or unqualified;
  • for, in the commoner's estimation, that might argue feebleness or fear.
  • Hence it was, perhaps, that, though noble Jack had carried the day
  • captive in his audience at the mast, yet more than thirty-six hours
  • elapsed ere anything official was heard of the "liberty" his shipmates
  • so earnestly coveted. Some of the people began to growl and grumble.
  • "It's turned out all gammon, Jack," said one.
  • "Blast the Commodore!" cried another, "he bamboozled you, Jack."
  • "Lay on your oars a while," answered Jack, "and we shall see; we've
  • struck for liberty, and liberty we'll have! I'm your tribune, boys; I'm
  • your Rienzi. The Commodore must keep his word."
  • Next day, about breakfast-time, a mighty whistling and piping was heard
  • at the main-hatchway, and presently the boatswain's voice was heard:
  • "D'ye hear there, fore and aft! all you starboard-quarter watch! get
  • ready to go ashore on liberty!"
  • In a paroxysm of delight, a young mizzen-top-man, standing by at the
  • time, whipped the tarpaulin from his head, and smashed it like a
  • pancake on the deck. "Liberty!" he shouted, leaping down into the
  • berth-deck after his bag.
  • At the appointed hour, the quarter-watch mustered round the capstan, at
  • which stood our old First Lord of the Treasury and Pay-Master-General,
  • the Purser, with several goodly buck-skin bags of dollars, piled up on
  • the capstan. He helped us all round to half a handful or so, and then
  • the boats were manned, and, like so many Esterhazys, we were pulled
  • ashore by our shipmates. All their lives lords may live in listless
  • state; but give the commoners a holiday, and they outlord the Commodore
  • himself.
  • The ship's company were divided into four sections or quarter-watches,
  • only one of which were on shore at a time, the rest remaining to
  • garrison the frigate--the term of liberty for each being twenty-four
  • hours.
  • With Jack Chase and a few other discreet and gentlemanly top-men, I
  • went ashore on the first day, with the first quarter-watch. Our own
  • little party had a charming time; we saw many fine sights; fell in--as
  • all sailors must--with dashing adventures. But, though not a few good
  • chapters might be written on this head, I must again forbear; for in
  • this book I have nothing to do with the shore further than to glance at
  • it, now and then, from the water; my man-of-war world alone must supply
  • me with the staple of my matter; I have taken an oath to keep afloat to
  • the last letter of my narrative.
  • Had they all been as punctual as Jack Chase's party, the whole
  • quarter-watch of liberty-men had been safe on board the frigate at the
  • expiration of the twenty-four hours. But this was not the case; and
  • during the entire day succeeding, the midshipmen and others were
  • engaged in ferreting them out of their hiding-places on shore, and
  • bringing them off in scattered detachments to the ship.
  • They came in all imaginable stages of intoxication; some with blackened
  • eyes and broken heads; some still more severely injured, having been
  • stabbed in frays with the Portuguese soldiers. Others, unharmed, were
  • immediately dropped on the gun-deck, between the guns, where they lay
  • snoring for the rest of the day. As a considerable degree of license is
  • invariably permitted to man-of-war's-men just "off liberty," and as
  • man-of-war's-men well know this to be the case, they occasionally avail
  • themselves of the privilege to talk very frankly to the officers when
  • they first cross the gangway, taking care, meanwhile, to reel about
  • very industriously, so that there shall be no doubt about their being
  • seriously intoxicated, and altogether _non compos_ for the time. And
  • though but few of them have cause to feign intoxication, yet some
  • individuals may be suspected of enacting a studied part upon these
  • occasions. Indeed--judging by certain symptoms--even when really
  • inebriated, some of the sailors must have previously determined upon
  • their conduct; just as some persons who, before taking the exhilarating
  • gas, secretly make up their minds to perform certain mad feats while
  • under its influence, which feats consequently come to pass precisely as
  • if the actors were not accountable for them.
  • For several days, while the other quarter-watches were given liberty,
  • the Neversink presented a sad scene. She was more like a madhouse than
  • a frigate; the gun-deck resounded with frantic fights, shouts, and
  • songs. All visitors from shore were kept at a cable's length.
  • These scenes, however, are nothing to those which have repeatedly been
  • enacted in American men-of-war upon other stations. But the custom of
  • introducing women on board, in harbour, is now pretty much
  • discontinued, both in the English and American Navy, unless a ship,
  • commanded by some dissolute Captain, happens to lie in some far away,
  • outlandish port, in the Pacific or Indian Ocean.
  • The British line-of-battle ship, Royal George, which in 1782 sunk at
  • her anchors at Spithead, carried down three hundred English women among
  • the one thousand souls that were drowned on that memorable morning.
  • When, at last, after all the mad tumult and contention of "Liberty,"
  • the reaction came, our frigate presented a very different scene. The
  • men looked jaded and wan, lethargic and lazy; and many an old mariner,
  • with hand upon abdomen, called upon the Flag-staff to witness that
  • there were more _hot coppers_ in the Neversink than those in the ship's
  • galley.
  • Such are the lamentable effects of suddenly and completely releasing
  • "_the people_" of a man-of-war from arbitrary discipline. It shows
  • that, to such, "liberty," at first, must be administered in small and
  • moderate quantities, increasing with the patient's capacity to make
  • good use of it.
  • Of course while we lay in Rio, our officers frequently went ashore for
  • pleasure, and, as a general thing, conducted themselves with propriety.
  • But it is a sad thing to say, that, as for Lieutenant Mad Jack, he
  • enjoyed himself so delightfully for three consecutive days in the town,
  • that, upon returning to the ship, he sent his card to the Surgeon, with
  • his compliments, begging him to drop into his state-room the first time
  • he happened to pass that way in the ward-room.
  • But one of our Surgeon's mates, a young medico of fine family but
  • slender fortune, must have created by far the strongest impression
  • among the hidalgoes of Rio. He had read Don Quixote, and, instead of
  • curing him of his Quixotism, as it ought to have done, it only made him
  • still more Quixotic. Indeed, there are some natures concerning whose
  • moral maladies the grand maxim of Mr. Similia Similibus Curantur
  • Hahneman does not hold true, since, with them, _like cures_ not _like_,
  • but only aggravates _like_. Though, on the other hand, so incurable are
  • the moral maladies of such persons, that the antagonist maxim,
  • _contraria contrariis curantar_, often proves equally false.
  • Of a warm tropical day, this Surgeon's mate must needs go ashore in his
  • blue cloth boat-cloak, wearing it, with a gallant Spanish toss, over
  • his cavalier shoulder. By noon, he perspired very freely; but then his
  • cloak attracted all eyes, and that was huge satisfaction. Nevertheless,
  • his being knock-kneed, and spavined of one leg, sorely impaired the
  • effect of this hidalgo cloak, which, by-the-way, was some-what rusty in
  • front, where his chin rubbed against it, and a good deal bedraggled all
  • over, from his having used it as a counterpane off Cape Horn.
  • As for the midshipmen, there is no knowing what their mammas would have
  • said to their conduct in Rio. Three of them drank a good deal too much;
  • and when they came on board, the Captain ordered them to be sewed up in
  • their hammocks, to cut short their obstreperous capers till sober.
  • This shows how unwise it is to allow children yet in their teens to
  • wander so far from home. It more especially illustrates the folly of
  • giving them long holidays in a foreign land, full of seductive
  • dissipation. Port for men, claret for boys, cried Dr. Johnson. Even so,
  • men only should drink the strong drink of travel; boys should still be
  • kept on milk and water at home. Middies! you may despise your mother's
  • leading-strings, but they are the _man-ropes_ my lads, by which many
  • youngsters have steadied the giddiness of youth, and saved themselves
  • from lamentable falls. And middies! know this, that as infants, being
  • too early put on their feet, grow up bandy-legged, and curtailed of
  • their fair proportions, even so, my dear middies, does it morally prove
  • with some of you, who prematurely are sent off to sea.
  • These admonitions are solely addressed to the more diminutive class of
  • midshipmen--those under five feet high, and under seven stone in weight.
  • Truly, the records of the steerages of men-of-war are full of most
  • melancholy examples of early dissipation, disease, disgrace, and death.
  • Answer, ye shades of fine boys, who in the soils of all climes, the
  • round world over, far away sleep from your homes.
  • Mothers of men! If your hearts have been cast down when your boys have
  • fallen in the way of temptations ashore, how much more bursting your
  • grief, did you know that those boys were far from your arms, cabined
  • and cribbed in by all manner of iniquities. But this some of you cannot
  • believe. It is, perhaps, well that it is so.
  • But hold them fast--all those who have not yet weighed their anchors
  • for the Navy-round and round, hitch over hitch, bind your
  • leading-strings on them, and clinching a ring-bolt into your
  • chimmey-jam, moor your boys fast to that best of harbours, the
  • hearth-stone.
  • But if youth be giddy, old age is staid; even as young saplings, in the
  • litheness of their limbs, toss to their roots in the fresh morning air;
  • but, stiff and unyielding with age, mossy trunks never bend. With pride
  • and pleasure be it said, that, as for our old Commodore, though he
  • might treat himself to as many "_liberty days_" as he pleased, yet
  • throughout our stay in Rio he conducted himself with the utmost
  • discretion.
  • But he was an old, old man; physically, a very small man; his spine was
  • as an unloaded musket-barrel--not only attenuated, but destitute of a
  • solitary cartridge, and his ribs were as the ribs of a weasel.
  • Besides, he was Commodore of the fleet, supreme lord of the Commons in
  • Blue. It beseemed him, therefore, to erect himself into an ensample of
  • virtue, and show the gun-deck what virtue was. But alas! when Virtue
  • sits high aloft on a frigate's poop, when Virtue is crowned in the
  • cabin a Commodore, when Virtue rules by compulsion, and domineers over
  • Vice as a slave, then Virtue, though her mandates be outwardly
  • observed, bears little interior sway. To be efficacious, Virtue must
  • come down from aloft, even as our blessed Redeemer came down to redeem
  • our whole man-of-war world; to that end, mixing with its sailors and
  • sinners as equals.
  • CHAPTER LV.
  • MIDSHIPMEN ENTERING THE NAVY EARLY.
  • The allusion in the preceding chapter to the early age at which some of
  • the midshipmen enter the Navy, suggests some thoughts relative to more
  • important considerations.
  • A very general modern impression seems to be, that, in order to learn
  • the profession of a sea-officer, a boy can hardly be sent to sea too
  • early. To a certain extent, this may be a mistake. Other professions,
  • involving a knowledge of technicalities and things restricted to one
  • particular field of action, are frequently mastered by men who begin
  • after the age of twenty-one, or even at a later period of life. It was
  • only about the middle of the seventeenth century that the British
  • military and naval services were kept distinct. Previous to that epoch
  • the king's officers commanded indifferently either by sea or by land.
  • Robert Blake, perhaps one of the most accomplished, and certainly one
  • of the most successful Admirals that ever hoisted a flag, was more than
  • half a century old (fifty-one years) before he entered the naval
  • service, or had aught to do, professionally, with a ship. He was of a
  • studious turn, and, after leaving Oxford, resided quietly on his
  • estate, a country gentleman, till his forty-second year, soon after
  • which he became connected with the Parliamentary army.
  • The historian Clarendon says of him, "He was the first man that made it
  • manifest that the science (seamanship) might be attained in less time
  • than was imagined." And doubtless it was to his shore sympathies that
  • the well-known humanity and kindness which Blake evinced in his
  • intercourse with the sailors is in a large degree to be imputed.
  • Midshipmen sent into the Navy at a very early age are exposed to the
  • passive reception of all the prejudices of the quarter-deck in favour
  • of ancient usages, however useless or pernicious; those prejudices grow
  • up with them, and solidify with their very bones. As they rise in rank,
  • they naturally carry them up, whence the inveterate repugnance of many
  • Commodores and Captains to the slightest innovations in the service,
  • however salutary they may appear to landsmen.
  • It is hardly to be doubted that, in matters connected with the general
  • welfare of the Navy, government has paid rather too much deference to
  • the opinions of the officers of the Navy, considering them as men
  • almost born to the service, and therefore far better qualified to judge
  • concerning any and all questions touching it than people on shore. But
  • in a nation under a liberal Constitution, it must ever be unwise to
  • make too distinct and peculiar the profession of either branch of its
  • military men. True, in a country like ours, nothing is at present to be
  • apprehended of their gaining political rule; but not a little is to be
  • apprehended concerning their perpetuating or creating abuses among
  • their subordinates, unless civilians have full cognisance of their
  • administrative affairs, and account themselves competent to the
  • complete overlooking and ordering them.
  • We do wrong when we in any way contribute to the prevailing
  • mystification that has been thrown about the internal affairs of the
  • national sea-service. Hitherto those affairs have been regarded even by
  • some high state functionaries as things beyond their
  • insight--altogether too technical and mysterious to be fully
  • comprehended by landsmen. And this it is that has perpetuated in the
  • Navy many evils that otherwise would have been abolished in the general
  • amelioration of other things. The army is sometimes remodelled, but the
  • Navy goes down from generation to generation almost untouched and
  • unquestioned, as if its code were infallible, and itself a piece of
  • perfection that no statesman could improve. When a Secretary of the
  • Navy ventures to innovate upon its established customs, you hear some
  • of the Navy officers say, "What does this landsman know about our
  • affairs? Did he ever head a watch? He does not know starboard from
  • larboard, girt-line from back-stay."
  • While we deferentially and cheerfully leave to Navy officers the sole
  • conduct of making and shortening sail, tacking ship, and performing
  • other nautical manoeuvres, as may seem to them best; let us beware of
  • abandoning to their discretion those general municipal regulations
  • touching the well-being of the great body of men before the mast; let
  • us beware of being too much influenced by their opinions in matters
  • where it is but natural to suppose that their long-established
  • prejudices are enlisted.
  • CHAPTER LVI.
  • A SHORE EMPEROR ON BOARD A MAN-OF-WAR.
  • While we lay in Rio, we sometimes had company from shore; but an
  • unforeseen honour awaited us. One day, the young Emperor, Don Pedro
  • II., and suite--making a circuit of the harbour, and visiting all the
  • men-of-war in rotation--at last condescendingly visited the Neversink.
  • He came in a splendid barge, rowed by thirty African slaves, who, after
  • the Brazilian manner, in concert rose upright to their oars at every
  • stroke; then sank backward again to their seats with a simultaneous
  • groan.
  • He reclined under a canopy of yellow silk, looped with tassels of
  • green, the national colours. At the stern waved the Brazilian flag,
  • bearing a large diamond figure in the centre, emblematical, perhaps, of
  • the mines of precious stones in the interior; or, it may be, a
  • magnified portrait of the famous "Portuguese diamond" itself, which was
  • found in Brazil, in the district of Tejuco, on the banks of the Rio
  • Belmonte.
  • We gave them a grand salute, which almost made the ship's live-oak
  • _knees_ knock together with the tremendous concussions. We manned the
  • yards, and went through a long ceremonial of paying the Emperor homage.
  • Republicans are often more courteous to royalty than royalists
  • themselves. But doubtless this springs from a noble magnanimity.
  • At the gangway, the Emperor was received by our Commodore in person,
  • arrayed in his most resplendent coat and finest French epaulets. His
  • servant had devoted himself to polishing every button that morning with
  • rotten-stone and rags--your sea air is a sworn foe to metallic glosses;
  • whence it comes that the swords of sea-officers have, of late, so
  • rusted in their scabbards that they are with difficulty drawn.
  • It was a fine sight to see this Emperor and Commodore complimenting
  • each other. Both were _chapeaux-de-bras_, and both continually waved
  • them. By instinct, the Emperor knew that the venerable personage before
  • him was as much a monarch afloat as he himself was ashore. Did not our
  • Commodore carry the sword of state by his side? For though not borne
  • before him, it must have been a sword of state, since it looked far to
  • lustrous to have been his fighting sword. _That_ was naught but a
  • limber steel blade, with a plain, serviceable handle, like the handle
  • of a slaughter-house knife.
  • Who ever saw a star when the noon sun was in sight? But you seldom see
  • a king without satellites. In the suite of the youthful Emperor came a
  • princely train; so brilliant with gems, that they seemed just emerged
  • from the mines of the Rio Belmonte.
  • You have seen cones of crystallised salt? Just so flashed these
  • Portuguese Barons, Marquises, Viscounts, and Counts. Were it not for
  • their titles, and being seen in the train of their lord, you would have
  • sworn they were eldest sons of jewelers all, who had run away with
  • their fathers' cases on their backs.
  • Contrasted with these lamp-lustres of Barons of Brazil, how waned the
  • gold lace of our barons of the frigate, the officers of the gun-room!
  • and compared with the long, jewel-hilted rapiers of the Marquises, the
  • little dirks of our cadets of noble houses--the middies--looked like
  • gilded tenpenny nails in their girdles.
  • But there they stood! Commodore and Emperor, Lieutenants and Marquises,
  • middies and pages! The brazen band on the poop struck up; the marine
  • guard presented arms; and high aloft, looking down on this scene, all
  • _the people_ vigorously hurraed. A top-man next me on the
  • main-royal-yard removed his hat, and diligently manipulated his head in
  • honour of the event; but he was so far out of sight in the clouds, that
  • this ceremony went for nothing.
  • A great pity it was, that in addition to all these honours, that
  • admirer of Portuguese literature, Viscount Strangford, of Great
  • Britain--who, I believe, once went out Ambassador Extraordinary to the
  • Brazils--it was a pity that he was not present on this occasion, to
  • yield his tribute of "A Stanza to Braganza!" For our royal visitor was
  • an undoubted Braganza, allied to nearly all the great families of
  • Europe. His grandfather, John VI., had been King of Portugal; his own
  • sister, Maria, was now its queen. He was, indeed, a distinguished young
  • gentleman, entitled to high consideration, and that consideration was
  • most cheerfully accorded him.
  • He wore a green dress-coat, with one regal morning-star at the breast,
  • and white pantaloons. In his chapeau was a single, bright, golden-hued
  • feather of the Imperial Toucan fowl, a magnificent, omnivorous,
  • broad-billed bandit bird of prey, a native of Brazil. Its perch is on
  • the loftiest trees, whence it looks down upon all humbler fowls, and,
  • hawk-like, flies at their throats. The Toucan once formed part of the
  • savage regalia of the Indian caciques of the country, and upon the
  • establishment of the empire, was symbolically retained by the
  • Portuguese sovereigns.
  • His Imperial Majesty was yet in his youth; rather corpulent, if
  • anything, with a care-free, pleasant face, and a polite, indifferent,
  • and easy address. His manners, indeed, were entirely unexceptionable.
  • Now here, thought I, is a very fine lad, with very fine prospects
  • before him. He is supreme Emperor of all these Brazils; he has no
  • stormy night-watches to stand; he can lay abed of mornings just as long
  • as he pleases. Any gentleman in Rio would be proud of his personal
  • acquaintance, and the prettiest girl in all South America would deem
  • herself honoured with the least glance from the acutest angle of his
  • eye.
  • Yes: this young Emperor will have a fine time of this life, even so
  • long as he condescends to exist. Every one jumps to obey him; and see,
  • as I live, there is an old nobleman in his suit--the Marquis d'Acarty
  • they call him, old enough to be his grandfather--who, in the hot sun,
  • is standing bareheaded before him, while the Emperor carries his hat on
  • his head.
  • "I suppose that old gentleman, now," said a young New England tar
  • beside me, "would consider it a great honour to put on his Royal
  • Majesty's boots; and yet, White-Jacket, if yonder Emperor and I were to
  • strip and jump overboard for a bath, it would be hard telling which was
  • of the blood royal when we should once be in the water. Look you, Don
  • Pedro II.," he added, "how do you come to be Emperor? Tell me that. You
  • cannot pull as many pounds as I on the main-topsail-halyards; you are
  • not as tall as I: your nose is a pug, and mine is a cut-water; and how
  • do you come to be a '_brigand_,' with that thin pair of spars? A
  • _brigand_, indeed!"
  • "_Braganza_, you mean," said I, willing to correct the rhetoric of so
  • fierce a republican, and, by so doing, chastise his censoriousness.
  • "Braganza! _bragger_ it is," he replied; "and a bragger, indeed. See
  • that feather in his cap! See how he struts in that coat! He may well
  • wear a green one, top-mates--he's a green-looking swab at the best."
  • "Hush, Jonathan," said I; "there's the _First Duff_ looking up. Be
  • still! the Emperor will hear you;" and I put my hand on his mouth.
  • "Take your hand away, White-Jacket," he cried; "there's no law up aloft
  • here. I say, you Emperor--you greenhorn in the green coat, there--look
  • you, you can't raise a pair of whiskers yet; and see what a pair of
  • homeward-bounders I have on my jowls! _Don Pedro_, eh? What's that,
  • after all, but plain Peter--reckoned a shabby name in my country. Damn
  • me, White-Jacket, I wouldn't call my dog Peter!"
  • "Clap a stopper on your jaw-tackle, will you?" cried Ringbolt, the
  • sailor on the other side of him. "You'll be getting us all into darbies
  • for this."
  • "I won't trice up my red rag for nobody," retorted Jonathan. "So you
  • had better take a round turn with yours, Ringbolt, and let me alone, or
  • I'll fetch you such a swat over your figure-head, you'll think a Long
  • Wharf truck-horse kicked you with all four shoes on one hoof! You
  • Emperor--you counter-jumping son of a gun--cock your weather eye up
  • aloft here, and see your betters! I say, top-mates, he ain't any
  • Emperor at all--I'm the rightful Emperor. Yes, by the Commodore's
  • boots! they stole me out of my cradle here in the palace of Rio, and
  • put that green-horn in my place. Ay, you timber-head, you, I'm Don
  • Pedro II., and by good rights you ought to be a main-top-man here, with
  • your fist in a tar-bucket! Look you, I say, that crown of yours ought
  • to be on my head; or, if you don't believe _that_, just heave it into
  • the ring once, and see who's the best man."
  • "What's this hurra's nest here aloft?" cried Jack Chase, coming up the
  • t'-gallant rigging from the top-sail yard. "Can't you behave yourself,
  • royal-yard-men, when an Emperor's on board?"
  • "It's this here Jonathan," answered Ringbolt; "he's been blackguarding
  • the young nob in the green coat, there. He says Don Pedro stole his
  • hat."
  • "How?"
  • "Crown, he means, noble Jack," said a top-man.
  • "Jonathan don't call himself an Emperor, does he?" asked Jack.
  • "Yes," cried Jonathan; "that greenhorn, standing there by the
  • Commodore, is sailing under false colours; he's an impostor, I say; he
  • wears my crown."
  • "Ha! ha!" laughed Jack, now seeing into the joke, and willing to humour
  • it; "though I'm born a Briton, boys, yet, by the mast! these Don Pedros
  • are all Perkin Warbecks. But I say, Jonathan, my lad, don't pipe your
  • eye now about the loss of your crown; for, look you, we all wear
  • crowns, from our cradles to our graves, and though in _double-darbies_
  • in the _brig_, the Commodore himself can't unking us."
  • "A riddle, noble Jack."
  • "Not a bit; every man who has a sole to his foot has a crown to his
  • head. Here's mine;" and so saying, Jack, removing his tarpaulin,
  • exhibited a bald spot, just about the bigness of a crown-piece, on the
  • summit of his curly and classical head.
  • CHAPTER LVII.
  • THE EMPEROR REVIEWS THE PEOPLE AT QUARTERS.
  • I Beg their Royal Highnesses' pardons all round, but I had almost
  • forgotten to chronicle the fact, that with the Emperor came several
  • other royal Princes--kings for aught we knew--since it was just after
  • the celebration of the nuptials of a younger sister of the Brazilian
  • monarch to some European royalty. Indeed, the Emperor and his suite
  • formed a sort of bridal party, only the bride herself was absent.
  • The first reception over, the smoke of the cannonading salute having
  • cleared away, and the martial outburst of the brass band having also
  • rolled off to leeward, the people were called down from the yards, and
  • the drum beat to quarters.
  • To quarters we went; and there we stood up by our iron bull-dogs, while
  • our royal and noble visitors promenaded along the batteries, breaking
  • out into frequent exclamations at our warlike array, the extreme
  • neatness of our garments, and, above all, the extraordinary polish of
  • the _bright-work_ about the great guns, and the marvellous whiteness of
  • the decks.
  • "Que gosto!" cried a Marquis, with several dry goods samples of ribbon,
  • tallied with bright buttons, hanging from his breast.
  • "Que gloria!" cried a crooked, coffee-coloured Viscount, spreading both
  • palms.
  • "Que alegria!" cried a little Count, mincingly circumnavigating a
  • shot-box.
  • "Que contentamento he o meu!" cried the Emperor himself, complacently
  • folding his royal arms, and serenely gazing along our ranks.
  • _Pleasure, Glory_, and _Joy_--this was the burden of the three noble
  • courtiers. _And very pleasing indeed_--was the simple rendering of Don
  • Pedro's imperial remark.
  • "Ay, ay," growled a grim rammer-and-sponger behind me; "it's all
  • devilish fine for you nobs to look at; but what would you say if you
  • had to holy-stone the deck yourselves, and wear out your elbows in
  • polishing this cursed old iron, besides getting a dozen at the gangway,
  • if you dropped a grease-spot on deck in your mess? Ay, ay, devilish
  • fine for you, but devilish dull for us!"
  • In due time the drums beat the retreat, and the ship's company
  • scattered over the decks.
  • Some of the officers now assumed the part of cicerones, to show the
  • distinguished strangers the bowels of the frigate, concerning which
  • several of them showed a good deal of intelligent curiosity. A guard of
  • honour, detached from the marine corps, accompanied them, and they made
  • the circuit of the berth-deck, where, at a judicious distance, the
  • Emperor peeped down into the cable-tier, a very subterranean vault.
  • The Captain of the Main-Hold, who there presided, made a polite bow in
  • the twilight, and respectfully expressed a desire for His Royal Majesty
  • to step down and honour him with a call; but, with his handkerchief to
  • his Imperial nose, his Majesty declined. The party then commenced the
  • ascent to the spar-deck; which, from so great a depth in a frigate, is
  • something like getting up to the top of Bunker Hill Monument from the
  • basement.
  • While a crowd of people was gathered about the forward part of the
  • booms, a sudden cry was heard from below; a lieutenant came running
  • forward to learn the cause, when an old sheet-anchor-man, standing by,
  • after touching his hat hitched up his waistbands, and replied, "I don't
  • know, sir, but I'm thinking as how one o' them 'ere kings has been
  • tumblin' down the hatchway."
  • And something like this it turned out. In ascending one of the narrow
  • ladders leading from the berth-deck to the gun-deck, the Most Noble
  • Marquis of Silva, in the act of elevating the Imperial coat-tails, so
  • as to protect them from rubbing against the newly-painted combings of
  • the hatchway, this noble marquis's sword, being an uncommonly long one,
  • had caught between his legs, and tripped him head over heels down into
  • the fore-passage.
  • "Onde ides?" (where are you going?) said his royal master, tranquilly
  • peeping down toward the falling Marquis; "and what did you let go of my
  • coat-tails for?" he suddenly added, in a passion, glancing round at the
  • same time, to see if they had suffered from the unfaithfulness of his
  • train bearer.
  • "Oh, Lord!" sighed the Captain of the Fore-top, "who would be a Marquis
  • of Silva?"
  • Upon being assisted to the spar-deck, the unfortunate Marquis was found
  • to have escaped without serious harm; but, from the marked coolness of
  • his royal master, when the Marquis drew near to apologise for his
  • awkwardness, it was plain that he was condemned to languish for a time
  • under the royal displeasure.
  • Shortly after, the Imperial party withdrew, under another grand
  • national salute.
  • CHAPTER LVIII.
  • A QUARTER-DECK OFFICER BEFORE THE MAST.
  • As we were somewhat short-handed while we lay in Rio, we received a
  • small draft of men from a United States sloop of war, whose three
  • years' term of service would expire about the time of our arrival in
  • America.
  • Under guard of an armed Lieutenant and four midshipmen, they came on
  • board in the afternoon. They were immediately mustered in the starboard
  • gangway, that Mr. Bridewell, our First Lieutenant, might take down
  • their names, and assign them their stations.
  • They stood in a mute and solemn row; the officer advanced, with his
  • memorandum-book and pencil.
  • My casual friend, Shakings, the holder, happened to be by at the time.
  • Touching my arm, he said, "White-Jacket, this here reminds me of
  • Sing-Sing, when a draft of fellows in darbies, came on from the State
  • Prison at Auburn for a change of scene like, you know!"
  • After taking down four or five names, Mr. Bridewell accosted the next
  • man, a rather good-looking person, but, from his haggard cheek and
  • sunken eye, he seemed to have been in the sad habit, all his life, of
  • sitting up rather late at night; and though all sailors do certainly
  • keep late hours enough--standing watches at midnight--yet there is no
  • small difference between keeping late hours at sea and keeping late
  • hours ashore.
  • "What's your name?" asked the officer, of this rather rakish-looking
  • recruit.
  • "Mandeville, sir," said the man, courteously touching his cap. "You
  • must remember me, sir," he added, in a low, confidential tone,
  • strangely dashed with servility; "we sailed together once in the old
  • Macedonian, sir. I wore an epaulet then; we had the same state-room,
  • you know, sir. I'm your old chum, Mandeville, sir," and he again
  • touched his cap.
  • "I remember an _officer_ by that name," said the First Lieutenant,
  • emphatically, "and I know _you_, fellow. But I know you henceforth for
  • a common sailor. I can show no favouritism here. If you ever violate
  • the ship's rules, you shall be flogged like any other seaman. I place
  • you in the fore-top; go forward to your duty."
  • It seemed this Mandeville had entered the Navy when very young, and had
  • risen to be a lieutenant, as he said. But brandy had been his bane. One
  • night, when he had the deck of a line-of-battle ship, in the
  • Mediterranean, he was seized with a fit of mania-a-potu, and being out
  • of his senses for the time, went below and turned into his berth,
  • leaving the deck without a commanding officer. For this unpardonable
  • offence he was broken.
  • Having no fortune, and no other profession than the sea, upon his
  • disgrace he entered the merchant-service as a chief mate; but his love
  • of strong drink still pursuing him, he was again cashiered at sea, and
  • degraded before the mast by the Captain. After this, in a state of
  • intoxication, he re-entered the Navy at Pensacola as a common sailor.
  • But all these lessons, so biting-bitter to learn, could not cure him of
  • his sin. He had hardly been a week on board the Neversink, when he was
  • found intoxicated with smuggled spirits. They lashed him to the
  • gratings, and ignominiously scourged him under the eye of his old
  • friend and comrade, the First Lieutenant.
  • This took place while we lay in port, which reminds me of the
  • circumstance, that when punishment is about to be inflicted in harbour,
  • all strangers are ordered ashore; and the sentries at the side have it
  • in strict charge to waive off all boats drawing near.
  • CHAPTER LIX.
  • A MAN-OF-WAR BUTTON DIVIDES TWO BROTHERS.
  • The conduct of Mandeville, in claiming the acquaintance of the First
  • Lieutenant under such disreputable circumstances was strongly
  • contrasted by the behaviour of another person on board, placed for a
  • time in a somewhat similar situation.
  • Among the genteel youths of the after-guard was a lad of about sixteen,
  • a very handsome young fellow, with starry eyes, curly hair of a golden
  • colour, and a bright, sunshiny complexion: he must have been the son of
  • some goldsmith. He was one of the few sailors--not in the
  • main-top--whom I used to single out for occasional conversation. After
  • several friendly interviews he became quite frank, and communicated
  • certain portions of his history. There is some charm in the sea, which
  • induces most persons to be very communicative concerning themselves.
  • We had lain in Rio but a day, when I observed that this lad--whom I
  • shall here call Frank--wore an unwonted expression of sadness, mixed
  • with apprehension. I questioned him as to the cause, but he chose to
  • conceal it. Not three days after, he abruptly accosted me on the
  • gun-deck, where I happened to be taking a promenade.
  • "I can't keep it to myself any more," he said; "I must have a
  • confidant, or I shall go mad!"
  • "What is the matter?" said I, in alarm.
  • "Matter enough--look at this!" and he handed me a torn half sheet of an
  • old New York _Herald_, putting his finger upon a particular word in a
  • particular paragraph. It was the announcement of the sailing from the
  • Brooklyn Navy-yard of a United States store ship, with provisions for
  • the squadron in Rio. It was upon a particular name, in the list of
  • officers and midshipmen, that Frank's fingers was placed.
  • "That is my own brother," said he; "he must have got a reefer's warrant
  • since I left home. Now, White-Jacket, what's to be done? I have
  • calculated that the store ship may be expected here every day; my
  • brother will then see me--he an officer and I a miserable sailor that
  • any moment may be flogged at the gangway, before his very eyes.
  • Heavens! White-Jacket, what shall I do? Would you run? Do you think
  • there is any chance to desert? I won't see him, by Heaven, with this
  • sailor's frock on, and he with the anchor button!"
  • "Why, Frank," said I, "I do not really see sufficient cause for this
  • fit you are in. Your brother is an of officer--very good; and you are
  • nothing but a sailor--but that is no disgrace. If he comes on board
  • here, go up to him, and take him by the hand; believe me, he will be
  • glad enough to see you!"
  • Frank started from his desponding attitude, and fixing his eyes full
  • upon mine, with clasped hands exclaimed, "White-Jacket, I have been
  • from home nearly three years; in that time I have never heard one word
  • from my family, and, though God knows how I love them, yet I swear to
  • you, that though my brother can tell me whether my sisters are still
  • alive, yet, rather than accost him in this _lined-frock_, I would go
  • ten centuries without hearing one syllable from home?"
  • Amazed at his earnestness, and hardly able to account for it
  • altogether, I stood silent a moment; then said, "Why, Frank, this
  • midshipman is your own brother, you say; now, do you really think that
  • your own flesh and blood is going to give himself airs over you, simply
  • because he sports large brass buttons on his coat? Never believe it. If
  • he does, he can be no brother, and ought to be hanged--that's all!"
  • "Don't say that again," said Frank, resentfully; "my brother is a
  • noble-hearted fellow; I love him as I do myself. You don't understand
  • me, White-Jacket; don't you see, that when my brother arrives, he must
  • consort more or less with our chuckle-headed reefers on board here?
  • There's that namby-pamby Miss Nancy of a white-face, Stribbles, who,
  • the other day, when Mad Jack's back was turned, ordered me to hand him
  • the spy-glass, as if he were a Commodore. Do you suppose, now, I want
  • my brother to see me a lackey abroad here? By Heaven it is enough to
  • drive one distracted! What's to be done?" he cried, fiercely.
  • Much more passed between us, but all my philosophy was in vain, and at
  • last Frank departed, his head hanging down in despondency.
  • For several days after, whenever the quarter-master reported a sail
  • entering the harbour, Frank was foremost in the rigging to observe it.
  • At length, one afternoon, a vessel drawing near was reported to be the
  • long-expected store ship. I looked round for Frank on the spar-deck,
  • but he was nowhere to be seen. He must have been below, gazing out of a
  • port-hole. The vessel was hailed from our poop, and came to anchor
  • within a biscuit's toss of our batteries.
  • That evening I heard that Frank had ineffectually endeavoured to get
  • removed from his place as an oarsman in the First-Cutter--a boat which,
  • from its size, is generally employed with the launch in carrying
  • ship-stores. When I thought that, the very next day, perhaps, this boat
  • would be plying between the store ship and our frigate, I was at no
  • loss to account for Frank's attempts to get rid of his oar, and felt
  • heartily grieved at their failure.
  • Next morning the bugler called away the First-Cutter's crew, and Frank
  • entered the boat with his hat slouched over his eyes. Upon his return,
  • I was all eagerness to learn what had happened, and, as the
  • communication of his feelings was a grateful relief, he poured his
  • whole story into my ear.
  • It seemed that, with his comrades, he mounted the store ship's side,
  • and hurried forward to the forecastle. Then, turning anxiously toward
  • the quarter-deck, he spied two midshipmen leaning against the bulwarks,
  • conversing. One was the officer of his boat--was the other his brother?
  • No; he was too tall--too large. Thank Heaven! it was not him. And
  • perhaps his brother had not sailed from home, after all; there might
  • have been some mistake. But suddenly the strange midshipman laughed
  • aloud, and that laugh Frank had heard a thousand times before. It was a
  • free, hearty laugh--a brother's laugh; but it carried a pang to the
  • heart of poor Frank.
  • He was now ordered down to the main-deck to assist in removing the
  • stores. The boat being loaded, he was ordered into her, when, looking
  • toward the gangway, he perceived the two midshipmen lounging upon each
  • side of it, so that no one could pass them without brushing their
  • persons. But again pulling his hat over his eyes, Frank, darting
  • between them, gained his oar. "How my heart thumped," he said, "when I
  • actually, felt him so near me; but I wouldn't look at him--no! I'd have
  • died first!"
  • To Frank's great relief, the store ship at last moved further up the
  • bay, and it fortunately happened that he saw no more of his brother
  • while in Rio; and while there, he never in any way made himself known
  • to him.
  • CHAPTER LX.
  • A MAN-OF-WAR'S-MAN SHOT AT.
  • There was a seaman belonging to the fore-top--a mess-mate, though not a
  • top-mate of mine, and no favourite of the Captain's,--who, for certain
  • venial transgressions, had been prohibited from going ashore on liberty
  • when the ship's company went. Enraged at the deprivation--for he had
  • not touched earth in upward of a year--he, some nights after, lowered
  • himself overboard, with the view of gaining a canoe, attached by a rope
  • to a Dutch galiot some cables'-lengths distant. In this canoe he
  • proposed paddling himself ashore. Not being a very expert swimmer, the
  • commotion he made in the water attracted the ear of the sentry on that
  • side of the ship, who, turning about in his walk, perceived the faint
  • white spot where the fugitive was swimming in the frigate's shadow. He
  • hailed it; but no reply.
  • "Give the word, or I fire!"
  • Not a word was heard.
  • The next instant there was a red flash, and, before it had completely
  • ceased illuminating the night the white spot was changed into crimson.
  • Some of the officers, returning from a party at the Beach of the
  • Flamingoes, happened to be drawing near the ship in one of her cutters.
  • They saw the flash, and the bounding body it revealed. In a moment the
  • topman was dragged into the boat, a handkerchief was used for a
  • tourniquet, and the wounded fugitive was soon on board the frigate,
  • when, the surgeon being called, the necessary attentions were rendered.
  • Now, it appeared, that at the moment the sentry fired, the top-man--in
  • order to elude discovery, by manifesting the completest quietude--was
  • floating on the water, straight and horizontal, as if reposing on a
  • bed. As he was not far from the ship at the time, and the sentry was
  • considerably elevated above him--pacing his platform, on a level with
  • the upper part of the hammock-nettings--the ball struck with great
  • force, with a downward obliquity, entering the right thigh just above
  • the knee, and, penetrating some inches, glanced upward along the bone,
  • burying itself somewhere, so that it could not be felt by outward
  • manipulation. There was no dusky discoloration to mark its internal
  • track, as in the case when a partly-spent ball--obliquely
  • hitting--after entering the skin, courses on, just beneath the surface,
  • without penetrating further. Nor was there any mark on the opposite
  • part of the thigh to denote its place, as when a ball forces itself
  • straight through a limb, and lodges, perhaps, close to the skin on the
  • other side. Nothing was visible but a small, ragged puncture, bluish
  • about the edges, as if the rough point of a tenpenny nail had been
  • forced into the flesh, and withdrawn. It seemed almost impossible, that
  • through so small an aperture, a musket-bullet could have penetrated.
  • The extreme misery and general prostration of the man, caused by the
  • great effusion of blood--though, strange to say, at first he said he
  • felt no pain from the wound itself--induced the Surgeon, very
  • reluctantly, to forego an immediate search for the ball, to extract it,
  • as that would have involved the dilating of the wound by the knife; an
  • operation which, at that juncture, would have been almost certainly
  • attended with fatal results. A day or two, therefore, was permitted to
  • pass, while simple dressings were applied.
  • The Surgeon of the other American ships of war in harbour occasionally
  • visited the Neversink, to examine the patient, and incidentally to
  • listen to the expositions of our own Surgeon, their senior in rank. But
  • Cadwallader Cuticle, who, as yet, has been but incidentally alluded to,
  • now deserves a chapter by himself.
  • CHAPTER LXI.
  • THE SURGEON OF THE FLEET.
  • Cadwallader Cuticle, M. D., and Honorary Member of the most
  • distinguished Colleges of Surgeons both in Europe and America, was our
  • Surgeon of the Fleet. Nor was he at all blind to the dignity of his
  • position; to which, indeed, he was rendered peculiarly competent, if
  • the reputation he enjoyed was deserved. He had the name of being the
  • foremost Surgeon in the Navy, a gentleman of remarkable science, and a
  • veteran practitioner.
  • He was a small, withered man, nearly, perhaps quite, sixty years of
  • age. His chest was shallow, his shoulders bent, his pantaloons hung
  • round skeleton legs, and his face was singularly attenuated. In truth,
  • the corporeal vitality of this man seemed, in a good degree, to have
  • died out of him. He walked abroad, a curious patch-work of life and
  • death, with a wig, one glass eye, and a set of false teeth, while his
  • voice was husky and thick; but his mind seemed undebilitated as in
  • youth; it shone out of his remaining eye with basilisk brilliancy.
  • Like most old physicians and surgeons who have seen much service, and
  • have been promoted to high professional place for their scientific
  • attainments, this Cuticle was an enthusiast in his calling. In private,
  • he had once been heard to say, confidentially, that he would rather cut
  • off a man's arm than dismember the wing of the most delicate pheasant.
  • In particular, the department of Morbid Anatomy was his peculiar love;
  • and in his state-room below he had a most unsightly collection of
  • Parisian casts, in plaster and wax, representing all imaginable
  • malformations of the human members, both organic and induced by
  • disease. Chief among these was a cast, often to be met with in the
  • Anatomical Museums of Europe, and no doubt an unexaggerated copy of a
  • genuine original; it was the head of an elderly woman, with an aspect
  • singularly gentle and meek, but at the same time wonderfully expressive
  • of a gnawing sorrow, never to be relieved. You would almost have
  • thought it the face of some abbess, for some unspeakable crime
  • voluntarily sequestered from human society, and leading a life of
  • agonised penitence without hope; so marvellously sad and tearfully
  • pitiable was this head. But when you first beheld it, no such emotions
  • ever crossed your mind. All your eyes and all your horrified soul were
  • fast fascinated and frozen by the sight of a hideous, crumpled horn,
  • like that of a ram, downward growing out from the forehead, and partly
  • shadowing the face; but as you gazed, the freezing fascination of its
  • horribleness gradually waned, and then your whole heart burst with
  • sorrow, as you contemplated those aged features, ashy pale and wan. The
  • horn seemed the mark of a curse for some mysterious sin, conceived and
  • committed before the spirit had entered the flesh. Yet that sin seemed
  • something imposed, and not voluntarily sought; some sin growing out of
  • the heartless necessities of the predestination of things; some sin
  • under which the sinner sank in sinless woe.
  • But no pang of pain, not the slightest touch of concern, ever crossed
  • the bosom of Cuticle when he looked on this cast. It was immovably
  • fixed to a bracket, against the partition of his state-room, so that it
  • was the first object that greeted his eyes when he opened them from his
  • nightly sleep. Nor was it to hide the face, that upon retiring, he
  • always hung his Navy cap upon the upward curling extremity of the horn,
  • for that obscured it but little.
  • The Surgeon's cot-boy, the lad who made up his swinging bed and took
  • care of his room, often told us of the horror he sometimes felt when he
  • would find himself alone in his master's retreat. At times he was
  • seized with the idea that Cuticle was a preternatural being; and once
  • entering his room in the middle watch of the night, he started at
  • finding it enveloped in a thick, bluish vapour, and stifling with the
  • odours of brimstone. Upon hearing a low groan from the smoke, with a
  • wild cry he darted from the place, and, rousing the occupants of the
  • neighbouring state-rooms, it was found that the vapour proceeded from
  • smouldering bunches of lucifer matches, which had become ignited
  • through the carelessness of the Surgeon. Cuticle, almost dead, was
  • dragged from the suffocating atmosphere, and it was several days ere he
  • completely recovered from its effects. This accident took place
  • immediately over the powder magazine; but as Cuticle, during his
  • sickness, paid dearly enough for transgressing the laws prohibiting
  • combustibles in the gun-room, the Captain contented himself with
  • privately remonstrating with him.
  • Well knowing the enthusiasm of the Surgeon for all specimens of morbid
  • anatomy, some of the ward-room officers used to play upon his
  • credulity, though, in every case, Cuticle was not long in discovering
  • their deceptions. Once, when they had some sago pudding for dinner, and
  • Cuticle chanced to be ashore, they made up a neat parcel of this
  • bluish-white, firm, jelly-like preparation, and placing it in a tin
  • box, carefully sealed with wax, they deposited it on the gun-room
  • table, with a note, purporting to come from an eminent physician in
  • Rio, connected with the Grand National Museum on the Praca d'
  • Acclamacao, begging leave to present the scientific Senhor
  • Cuticle--with the donor's compliments--an uncommonly fine specimen of a
  • cancer.
  • Descending to the ward-room, Cuticle spied the note, and no sooner read
  • it, than, clutching the case, he opened it, and exclaimed, "Beautiful!
  • splendid! I have never seen a finer specimen of this most interesting
  • disease."
  • "What have you there, Surgeon Cuticle?" said a Lieutenant, advancing.
  • "Why, sir, look at it; did you ever see anything more exquisite?"
  • "Very exquisite indeed; let me have a bit of it, will you, Cuticle?"
  • "Let you have a bit of it!" shrieked the Surgeon, starting back. "Let
  • you have one of my limbs! I wouldn't mar so large a specimen for a
  • hundred dollars; but what can you want of it? You are not making
  • collections!"
  • "I'm fond of the article," said the Lieutenant; "it's a fine cold
  • relish to bacon or ham. You know, I was in New Zealand last cruise,
  • Cuticle, and got into sad dissipation there among the cannibals; come,
  • let's have a bit, if it's only a mouthful."
  • "Why, you infernal Feejee!" shouted Cuticle, eyeing the other with a
  • confounded expression; "you don't really mean to eat a piece of this
  • cancer?"
  • "Hand it to me, and see whether I will not," was the reply.
  • "In God's name, take it!" cried the Surgeon, putting the case into his
  • hands, and then standing with his own uplifted.
  • "Steward!" cried the Lieutenant, "the castor--quick! I always use
  • plenty of pepper with this dish, Surgeon; it's oystery. Ah! this is
  • really delicious," he added, smacking his lips over a mouthful. "Try it
  • now, Surgeon, and you'll never keep such a fine dish as this, lying
  • uneaten on your hands, as a mere scientific curiosity."
  • Cuticle's whole countenance changed; and, slowly walking up to the
  • table, he put his nose close to the tin case, then touched its contents
  • with his finger and tasted it. Enough. Buttoning up his coat, in all
  • the tremblings of an old man's rage he burst from the ward-room, and,
  • calling for a boat, was not seen again for twenty-four hours.
  • But though, like all other mortals, Cuticle was subject at times to
  • these fits of passion--at least under outrageous provocation--nothing
  • could exceed his coolness when actually employed in his imminent
  • vocation. Surrounded by moans and shrieks, by features distorted with
  • anguish inflicted by himself, he yet maintained a countenance almost
  • supernaturally calm; and unless the intense interest of the operation
  • flushed his wan face with a momentary tinge of professional enthusiasm,
  • he toiled away, untouched by the keenest misery coming under a
  • fleet-surgeon's eye. Indeed, long habituation to the dissecting-room
  • and the amputation-table had made him seemingly impervious to the
  • ordinary emotions of humanity. Yet you could not say that Cuticle was
  • essentially a cruel-hearted man. His apparent heartlessness must have
  • been of a purely scientific origin. It is not to be imagined even that
  • Cuticle would have harmed a fly, unless he could procure a microscope
  • powerful enough to assist him in experimenting on the minute vitals of
  • the creature.
  • But notwithstanding his marvellous indifference to the sufferings of
  • his patients, and spite even of his enthusiasm in his vocation--not
  • cooled by frosting old age itself--Cuticle, on some occasions, would
  • effect a certain disrelish of his profession, and declaim against the
  • necessity that forced a man of his humanity to perform a surgical
  • operation. Especially was it apt to be thus with him, when the case was
  • one of more than ordinary interest. In discussing it previous to
  • setting about it, he would veil his eagerness under an aspect of great
  • circumspection, curiously marred, however, by continual sallies of
  • unsuppressible impatience. But the knife once in his hand, the
  • compassionless surgeon himself, undisguised, stood before you. Such was
  • Cadwallader Cuticle, our Surgeon of the Fleet.
  • CHAPTER LXII.
  • A CONSULTATION OF MAN-OF-WAR SURGEONS.
  • It seems customary for the Surgeon of the Fleet, when any important
  • operation in his department is on the anvil, and there is nothing to
  • absorb professional attention from it, to invite his brother surgeons,
  • if at hand at the time, to a ceremonious consultation upon it. And
  • this, in courtesy, his brother surgeons expect.
  • In pursuance of this custom, then, the surgeons of the neighbouring
  • American ships of war were requested to visit the Neversink in a body,
  • to advise concerning the case of the top-man, whose situation had now
  • become critical. They assembled on the half-deck, and were soon joined
  • by their respected senior, Cuticle. In a body they bowed as he
  • approached, and accosted him with deferential regard.
  • "Gentlemen," said Cuticle, unostentatiously seating himself on a
  • camp-stool, handed him by his cot-boy, "we have here an extremely
  • interesting case. You have all seen the patient, I believe. At first I
  • had hopes that I should have been able to cut down to the ball, and
  • remove it; but the state of the patient forbade. Since then, the
  • inflammation and sloughing of the part has been attended with a copious
  • suppuration, great loss of substance, extreme debility and emaciation.
  • From this, I am convinced that the ball has shattered and deadened the
  • bone, and now lies impacted in the medullary canal. In fact, there can
  • be no doubt that the wound is incurable, and that amputation is the
  • only resource. But, gentlemen, I find myself placed in a very delicate
  • predicament. I assure you I feel no professional anxiety to perform the
  • operation. I desire your advice, and if you will now again visit the
  • patient with me, we can then return here and decide what is best to be
  • done. Once more, let me say, that I feel no personal anxiety whatever
  • to use the knife."
  • The assembled surgeons listened to this address with the most serious
  • attention, and, in accordance with their superior's desire, now
  • descended to the sick-bay, where the patient was languishing. The
  • examination concluded, they returned to the half-deck, and the
  • consultation was renewed.
  • "Gentlemen," began Cuticle, again seating himself, "you have now just
  • inspected the limb; you have seen that there is no resource but
  • amputation; and now, gentlemen, what do you say? Surgeon Bandage, of
  • the Mohawk, will you express your opinion?"
  • "The wound is a very serious one," said Bandage--a corpulent man, with
  • a high German forehead--shaking his head solemnly.
  • "Can anything save him but amputation?" demanded Cuticle.
  • "His constitutional debility is extreme," observed Bandage, "but I have
  • seen more dangerous cases."
  • "Surgeon Wedge, of the Malay," said Cuticle, in a pet, "be pleased to
  • give _your_ opinion; and let it be definitive, I entreat:" this was
  • said with a severe glance toward Bandage.
  • "If I thought," began Wedge, a very spare, tall man, elevating himself
  • still higher on his toes, "that the ball had shattered and divided the
  • whole _femur_, including the _Greater_ and _Lesser Trochanter_ the
  • _Linear aspera_ the _Digital fossa_, and the _Intertrochanteric_, I
  • should certainly be in favour of amputation; but that, sir, permit me
  • to observe, is not my opinion."
  • "Surgeon Sawyer, of the Buccaneer," said Cuticle, drawing in his thin
  • lower lip with vexation, and turning to a round-faced, florid, frank,
  • sensible-looking man, whose uniform coat very handsomely fitted him,
  • and was adorned with an unusual quantity of gold lace; "Surgeon Sawyer,
  • of the Buccaneer, let us now hear _your_ opinion, if you please. Is not
  • amputation the only resource, sir?"
  • "Excuse me," said Sawyer, "I am decidedly opposed to it; for if
  • hitherto the patient has not been strong enough to undergo the
  • extraction of the ball, I do not see how he can be expected to endure a
  • far more severe operation. As there is no immediate danger of
  • mortification, and you say the ball cannot be reached without making
  • large incisions, I should support him, I think, for the present, with
  • tonics, and gentle antiphlogistics, locally applied. On no account
  • would I proceed to amputation until further symptoms are exhibited."
  • "Surgeon Patella, of the Algerine," said Cuticle, in an ill-suppressed
  • passion, abruptly turning round on the person addressed, "will _you_
  • have the kindness to say whether _you_ do not think that amputation is
  • the only resource?"
  • Now Patella was the youngest of the company, a modest man, filled with
  • a profound reverence for the science of Cuticle, and desirous of
  • gaining his good opinion, yet not wishing to commit himself altogether
  • by a decided reply, though, like Surgeon Sawyer, in his own mind he
  • might have been clearly against the operation.
  • "What you have remarked, Mr. Surgeon of the Fleet," said Patella,
  • respectfully hemming, "concerning the dangerous condition of the limb,
  • seems obvious enough; amputation would certainly be a cure to the
  • wound; but then, as, notwithstanding his present debility, the patient
  • seems to have a strong constitution, he might rally as it is, and by
  • your scientific treatment, Mr. Surgeon of the Fleet"--bowing--"be
  • entirely made whole, without risking an amputation. Still, it is a very
  • critical case, and amputation may be indispensable; and if it is to be
  • performed, there ought to be no delay whatever. That is my view of the
  • case, Mr. Surgeon of the Fleet."
  • "Surgeon Patella, then, gentlemen," said Cuticle, turning round
  • triumphantly, "is clearly of opinion that amputation should be
  • immediately performed. For my own part--individually, I mean, and
  • without respect to the patient--I am sorry to have it so decided. But
  • this settles the question, gentlemen--in my own mind, however, it was
  • settled before. At ten o'clock to-morrow morning the operation will be
  • performed. I shall be happy to see you all on the occasion, and also
  • your juniors" (alluding to the absent _Assistant Surgeons_).
  • "Good-morning, gentlemen; at ten o'clock, remember."
  • And Cuticle retreated to the Ward-room.
  • CHAPTER LXIII.
  • THE OPERATION.
  • Next morning, at the appointed hour, the surgeons arrived in a body.
  • They were accompanied by their juniors, young men ranging in age from
  • nineteen years to thirty. Like the senior surgeons, these young
  • gentlemen were arrayed in their blue navy uniforms, displaying a
  • profusion of bright buttons, and several broad bars of gold lace about
  • the wristbands. As in honour of the occasion, they had put on their
  • best coats; they looked exceedingly brilliant.
  • The whole party immediately descended to the half-deck, where
  • preparations had been made for the operation. A large garrison-ensign
  • was stretched across the ship by the main-mast, so as completely to
  • screen the space behind. This space included the whole extent aft to
  • the bulk-head of the Commodore's cabin, at the door of which the
  • marine-orderly paced, in plain sight, cutlass in hand.
  • Upon two gun-carriages, dragged amidships, the Death-board (used for
  • burials at sea) was horizontally placed, covered with an old
  • royal-stun'-sail. Upon this occasion, to do duty as an
  • amputation-table, it was widened by an additional plank. Two
  • match-tubs, near by, placed one upon another, at either end supported
  • another plank, distinct from the table, whereon was exhibited an array
  • of saws and knives of various and peculiar shapes and sizes; also, a
  • sort of steel, something like the dinner-table implement, together with
  • long needles, crooked at the end for taking up the arteries, and large
  • darning-needles, thread and bee's-wax, for sewing up a wound.
  • At the end nearest the larger table was a tin basin of water,
  • surrounded by small sponges, placed at mathematical intervals. From the
  • long horizontal pole of a great-gun rammer--fixed in its usual place
  • overhead--hung a number of towels, with "U.S." marked in the corners.
  • All these arrangements had been made by the "Surgeon's steward," a
  • person whose important functions in a man-of-war will, in a future
  • chapter, be entered upon at large. Upon the present occasion, he was
  • bustling about, adjusting and readjusting the knives, needles, and
  • carver, like an over-conscientious butler fidgeting over a dinner-table
  • just before the convivialists enter.
  • But by far the most striking object to be seen behind the ensign was a
  • human skeleton, whose every joint articulated with wires. By a rivet at
  • the apex of the skull, it hung dangling from a hammock-hook fixed in a
  • beam above. Why this object was here, will presently be seen; but why
  • it was placed immediately at the foot of the amputation-table, only
  • Surgeon Cuticle can tell.
  • While the final preparations were being made, Cuticle stood conversing
  • with the assembled Surgeons and Assistant Surgeons, his invited guests.
  • "Gentlemen," said he, taking up one of the glittering knives and
  • artistically drawing the steel across it; "Gentlemen, though these
  • scenes are very unpleasant, and in some moods, I may say, repulsive to
  • me--yet how much better for our patient to have the contusions and
  • lacerations of his present wound--with all its dangerous
  • symptoms--converted into a clean incision, free from these objections,
  • and occasioning so much less subsequent anxiety to himself and the
  • Surgeon. Yes," he added, tenderly feeling the edge of his knife,
  • "amputation is our only resource. Is it not so, Surgeon Patella?"
  • turning toward that gentleman, as if relying upon some sort of an
  • assent, however clogged with conditions.
  • "Certainly," said Patella, "amputation is your only resource, Mr.
  • Surgeon of the Fleet; that is, I mean, if you are fully persuaded of
  • its necessity."
  • The other surgeons said nothing, maintaining a somewhat reserved air,
  • as if conscious that they had no positive authority in the case,
  • whatever might be their own private opinions; but they seemed willing
  • to behold, and, if called upon, to assist at the operation, since it
  • could not now be averted.
  • The young men, their Assistants, looked very eager, and cast frequent
  • glances of awe upon so distinguished a practitioner as the venerable
  • Cuticle.
  • "They say he can drop a leg in one minute and ten seconds from the
  • moment the knife touches it," whispered one of them to another.
  • "We shall see," was the reply, and the speaker clapped his hand to his
  • fob, to see if his watch would be forthcoming when wanted.
  • "Are you all ready here?" demanded Cuticle, now advancing to his
  • steward; "have not those fellows got through yet?" pointing to three
  • men of the carpenter's gang, who were placing bits of wood under the
  • gun-carriages supporting the central table.
  • "They are just through, sir," respectfully answered the steward,
  • touching his hand to his forehead, as if there were a cap-front there.
  • "Bring up the patient, then," said Cuticle.
  • "Young gentlemen," he added, turning to the row of Assistant Surgeons,
  • "seeing you here reminds me of the classes of students once under my
  • instruction at the Philadelphia College of Physicians and Surgeons. Ah,
  • those were happy days!" he sighed, applying the extreme corner of his
  • handkerchief to his glass-eye. "Excuse an old man's emotions, young
  • gentlemen; but when I think of the numerous rare cases that then came
  • under my treatment, I cannot but give way to my feelings. The town, the
  • city, the metropolis, young gentlemen, is the place for you students;
  • at least in these dull times of peace, when the army and navy furnish
  • no inducements for a youth ambitious of rising in our honourable
  • profession. Take an old man's advice, and if the war now threatening
  • between the States and Mexico should break out, exchange your navy
  • commissions for commissions in the army. From having no military marine
  • herself, Mexico has always been backward in furnishing subjects for the
  • amputation-tables of foreign navies. The cause of science has
  • languished in her hands. The army, young gentlemen, is your best
  • school; depend upon it. You will hardly believe it, Surgeon Bandage,"
  • turning to that gentleman, "but this is my first important case of
  • surgery in a nearly three years' cruise. I have been almost wholly
  • confined in this ship to doctor's practice prescribing for fevers and
  • fluxes. True, the other day a man fell from the mizzen-top-sail-yard;
  • but that was merely an aggravated case of dislocations and bones
  • splintered and broken. No one, sir, could have made an amputation of
  • it, without severely contusing his conscience. And mine--I may say it,
  • gentlemen, without ostentation is--peculiarly susceptible."
  • And so saying, the knife and carver touchingly dropped to his sides,
  • and he stood for a moment fixed in a tender reverie but a commotion
  • being heard beyond the curtain, he started, and, briskly crossing and
  • recrossing the knife and carver, exclaimed, "Ali, here comes our
  • patient; surgeons, this side of the table, if you please; young
  • gentlemen, a little further off, I beg. Steward, take off my coat--so;
  • my neckerchief now; I must be perfectly unencumbered, Surgeon Patella,
  • or I can do nothing whatever."
  • These articles being removed, he snatched off his wig, placing it on
  • the gun-deck capstan; then took out his set of false teeth, and placed
  • it by the side of the wig; and, lastly, putting his forefinger to the
  • inner angle of his blind eye, spirited out the glass optic with
  • professional dexterity, and deposited that, also, next to the wig and
  • false teeth.
  • Thus divested of nearly all inorganic appurtenances, what was left of
  • the Surgeon slightly shook itself, to see whether anything more could
  • be spared to advantage.
  • "Carpenter's mates," he now cried, "will you never get through with
  • that job?"
  • "Almost through, sir--just through," they replied, staring round in
  • search of the strange, unearthly voice that addressed them; for the
  • absence of his teeth had not at all improved the conversational tones
  • of the Surgeon of the Fleet.
  • With natural curiosity, these men had purposely been lingering, to see
  • all they could; but now, having no further excuse, they snatched up
  • their hammers and chisels, and--like the stage-builders decamping from
  • a public meeting at the eleventh hour, after just completing the
  • rostrum in time for the first speaker--the Carpenter's gang withdrew.
  • The broad ensign now lifted, revealing a glimpse of the crowd of
  • man-of-war's-men outside, and the patient, borne in the arms of two of
  • his mess-mates, entered the place. He was much emaciated, weak as an
  • infant, and every limb visibly trembled, or rather jarred, like the
  • head of a man with the palsy. As if an organic and involuntary
  • apprehension of death had seized the wounded leg, its nervous motions
  • were so violent that one of the mess-mates was obliged to keep his hand
  • upon it.
  • The top-man was immediately stretched upon the table, the attendants
  • steadying his limbs, when, slowly opening his eyes, he glanced about at
  • the glittering knives and saws, the towels and sponges, the armed
  • sentry at the Commodore's cabin-door, the row of eager-eyed students,
  • the meagre death's-head of a Cuticle, now with his shirt sleeves rolled
  • up upon his withered arms, and knife in hand, and, finally, his eyes
  • settled in horror upon the skeleton, slowly vibrating and jingling
  • before him, with the slow, slight roll of the frigate in the water.
  • "I would advise perfect repose of your every limb, my man," said
  • Cuticle, addressing him; "the precision of an operation is often
  • impaired by the inconsiderate restlessness of the patient. But if you
  • consider, my good fellow," he added, in a patronising and almost
  • sympathetic tone, and slightly pressing his hand on the limb, "if you
  • consider how much better it is to live with three limbs than to die
  • with four, and especially if you but knew to what torments both sailors
  • and soldiers were subjected before the time of Celsus, owing to the
  • lamentable ignorance of surgery then prevailing, you would certainly
  • thank God from the bottom of your heart that _your_ operation has been
  • postponed to the period of this enlightened age, blessed with a Bell, a
  • Brodie, and a Lally. My man, before Celsus's time, such was the general
  • ignorance of our noble science, that, in order to prevent the excessive
  • effusion of blood, it was deemed indispensable to operate with a
  • red-hot knife"--making a professional movement toward the thigh--"and
  • pour scalding oil upon the parts"--elevating his elbow, as if with a
  • tea-pot in his hand--"still further to sear them, after amputation had
  • been performed."
  • "He is fainting!" said one of his mess-mates; "quick! some water!" The
  • steward immediately hurried to the top-man with the basin.
  • Cuticle took the top-man by the wrist, and feeling it a while,
  • observed, "Don't be alarmed, men," addressing the two mess-mates;
  • "he'll recover presently; this fainting very generally takes place."
  • And he stood for a moment, tranquilly eyeing the patient.
  • Now the Surgeon of the Fleet and the top-man presented a spectacle
  • which, to a reflecting mind, was better than a church-yard sermon on
  • the mortality of man.
  • Here was a sailor, who four days previous, had stood erect--a pillar of
  • life--with an arm like a royal-mast and a thigh like a windlass. But
  • the slightest conceivable finger-touch of a bit of crooked trigger had
  • eventuated in stretching him out, more helpless than an hour-old babe,
  • with a blasted thigh, utterly drained of its brawn. And who was it that
  • now stood over him like a superior being, and, as if clothed himself
  • with the attributes of immortality, indifferently discoursed of carving
  • up his broken flesh, and thus piecing out his abbreviated days. Who was
  • it, that in capacity of Surgeon, seemed enacting the part of a
  • Regenerator of life? The withered, shrunken, one-eyed, toothless,
  • hairless Cuticle; with a trunk half dead--a _memento mori_ to behold!
  • And while, in those soul-sinking and panic-striking premonitions of
  • speedy death which almost invariably accompany a severe gun-shot wound,
  • even with the most intrepid spirits; while thus drooping and dying,
  • this once robust top-man's eye was now waning in his head like a
  • Lapland moon being eclipsed in clouds--Cuticle, who for years had still
  • lived in his withered tabernacle of a body--Cuticle, no doubt sharing
  • in the common self-delusion of old age--Cuticle must have felt his hold
  • of life as secure as the grim hug of a grizzly bear. Verily, Life is
  • more awful than Death; and let no man, though his live heart beat in
  • him like a cannon--let him not hug his life to himself; for, in the
  • predestinated necessities of things, that bounding life of his is not a
  • whit more secure than the life of a man on his death-bed. To-day we
  • inhale the air with expanding lungs, and life runs through us like a
  • thousand Niles; but to-morrow we may collapse in death, and all our
  • veins be dry as the Brook Kedron in a drought.
  • "And now, young gentlemen," said Cuticle, turning to the Assistant
  • Surgeons, "while the patient is coming to, permit me to describe to you
  • the highly-interesting operation I am about to perform."
  • "Mr. Surgeon of the Fleet," said Surgeon Bandage, "if you are about to
  • lecture, permit me to present you with your teeth; they will make your
  • discourse more readily understood." And so saying, Bandage, with a bow,
  • placed the two semicircles of ivory into Cuticle's hands.
  • "Thank you, Surgeon Bandage," said Cuticle, and slipped the ivory into
  • its place.
  • "In the first place, now, young gentlemen, let me direct your attention
  • to the excellent preparation before you. I have had it unpacked from
  • its case, and set up here from my state-room, where it occupies the
  • spare berth; and all this for your express benefit, young gentlemen.
  • This skeleton I procured in person from the Hunterian department of the
  • Royal College of Surgeons in London. It is a masterpiece of art. But we
  • have no time to examine it now. Delicacy forbids that I should amplify
  • at a juncture like this"--casting an almost benignant glance toward the
  • patient, now beginning to open his eyes; "but let me point out to you
  • upon this thigh-bone"--disengaging it from the skeleton, with a gentle
  • twist--"the precise place where I propose to perform the operation.
  • _Here_, young gentlemen, _here_ is the place. You perceive it is very
  • near the point of articulation with the trunk."
  • "Yes," interposed Surgeon Wedge, rising on his toes, "yes, young
  • gentlemen, the point of articulation with the _acetabulum_ of the _os
  • innominatum_."
  • "Where's your Bell on Bones, Dick?" whispered one of the assistants to
  • the student next him. "Wedge has been spending the whole morning over
  • it, getting out the hard names."
  • "Surgeon Wedge," said Cuticle, looking round severely, "we will
  • dispense with your commentaries, if you please, at present. Now, young
  • gentlemen, you cannot but perceive, that the point of operation being
  • so near the trunk and the vitals, it becomes an unusually beautiful
  • one, demanding a steady hand and a true eye; and, after all, the
  • patient may die under my hands."
  • "Quick, Steward! water, water; he's fainting again!" cried the two
  • mess-mates.
  • "Don't be alarmed for your comrade; men," said Cuticle, turning round.
  • "I tell you it is not an uncommon thing for the patient to betray some
  • emotion upon these occasions--most usually manifested by swooning; it
  • is quite natural it should be so. But we must not delay the operation.
  • Steward, that knife--no, the next one--there, that's it. He is coming
  • to, I think"--feeling the top-man's wrist. "Are you all ready, sir?"
  • This last observation was addressed to one of the Never-sink's
  • assistant surgeons, a tall, lank, cadaverous young man, arrayed in a
  • sort of shroud of white canvas, pinned about his throat, and completely
  • enveloping his person. He was seated on a match-tub--the skeleton
  • swinging near his head--at the foot of the table, in readiness to grasp
  • the limb, as when a plank is being severed by a carpenter and his
  • apprentice.
  • "The sponges, Steward," said Cuticle, for the last time taking out his
  • teeth, and drawing up his shirt sleeves still further. Then, taking the
  • patient by the wrist, "Stand by, now, you mess-mates; keep hold of his
  • arms; pin him down. Steward, put your hand on the artery; I shall
  • commence as soon as his pulse begins to--_now, now!_" Letting fall the
  • wrist, feeling the thigh carefully, and bowing over it an instant, he
  • drew the fatal knife unerringly across the flesh. As it first touched
  • the part, the row of surgeons simultaneously dropped their eyes to the
  • watches in their hands while the patient lay, with eyes horribly
  • distended, in a kind of waking trance. Not a breath was heard; but as
  • the quivering flesh parted in a long, lingering gash, a spring of blood
  • welled up between the living walls of the wounds, and two thick
  • streams, in opposite directions, coursed down the thigh. The sponges
  • were instantly dipped in the purple pool; every face present was
  • pinched to a point with suspense; the limb writhed; the man shrieked;
  • his mess-mates pinioned him; while round and round the leg went the
  • unpitying cut.
  • "The saw!" said Cuticle.
  • Instantly it was in his hand.
  • Full of the operation, he was about to apply it, when, looking up, and
  • turning to the assistant surgeons, he said, "Would any of you young
  • gentlemen like to apply the saw? A splendid subject!"
  • Several volunteered; when, selecting one, Cuticle surrendered the
  • instrument to him, saying, "Don't be hurried, now; be steady."
  • While the rest of the assistants looked upon their comrade with glances
  • of envy, he went rather timidly to work; and Cuticle, who was earnestly
  • regarding him, suddenly snatched the saw from his hand. "Away, butcher!
  • you disgrace the profession. Look at _me!_"
  • For a few moments the thrilling, rasping sound was heard; and then the
  • top-man seemed parted in twain at the hip, as the leg slowly slid into
  • the arms of the pale, gaunt man in the shroud, who at once made away
  • with it, and tucked it out of sight under one of the guns.
  • "Surgeon Sawyer," now said Cuticle, courteously turning to the surgeon
  • of the Mohawk, "would you like to take up the arteries? They are quite
  • at your service, sir."
  • "Do, Sawyer; be prevailed upon," said Surgeon Bandage.
  • Sawyer complied; and while, with some modesty he was conducting the
  • operation, Cuticle, turning to the row of assistants said, "Young
  • gentlemen, we will now proceed with our Illustration. Hand me that
  • bone, Steward." And taking the thigh-bone in his still bloody hands,
  • and holding it conspicuously before his auditors, the Surgeon of the
  • Fleet began:
  • "Young gentlemen, you will perceive that precisely at this
  • spot--_here_--to which I previously directed your attention--at the
  • corresponding spot precisely--the operation has been performed. About
  • here, young gentlemen, here"--lifting his hand some inches from the
  • bone--"about _here_ the great artery was. But you noticed that I did
  • not use the tourniquet; I never do. The forefinger of my steward is far
  • better than a tourniquet, being so much more manageable, and leaving
  • the smaller veins uncompressed. But I have been told, young gentlemen,
  • that a certain Seignior Seignioroni, a surgeon of Seville, has recently
  • invented an admirable substitute for the clumsy, old-fashioned
  • tourniquet. As I understand it, it is something like a pair of
  • _calipers_, working with a small Archimedes screw--a very clever
  • invention, according to all accounts. For the padded points at the end
  • of the arches"--arching his forefinger and thumb--"can be so worked as
  • to approximate in such a way, as to--but you don't attend to me, young
  • gentlemen," he added, all at once starting.
  • Being more interested in the active proceedings of Surgeon Sawyer, who
  • was now threading a needle to sew up the overlapping of the stump, the
  • young gentlemen had not scrupled to turn away their attention
  • altogether from the lecturer.
  • A few moments more, and the top-man, in a swoon, was removed below into
  • the sick-bay. As the curtain settled again after the patient had
  • disappeared, Cuticle, still holding the thigh-bone of the skeleton in
  • his ensanguined hands, proceeded with his remarks upon it; and having
  • concluded them, added, "Now, young gentlemen, not the least interesting
  • consequence of this operation will be the finding of the ball, which,
  • in case of non-amputation, might have long eluded the most careful
  • search. That ball, young gentlemen, must have taken a most circuitous
  • route. Nor, in cases where the direction is oblique, is this at all
  • unusual. Indeed, the learned Henner gives us a most remarkable--I had
  • almost said an incredible--case of a soldier's neck, where the bullet,
  • entering at the part called Adam's Apple--"
  • "Yes," said Surgeon Wedge, elevating himself, "the _pomum Adami_."
  • "Entering the point called _Adam's Apple_," continued Cuticle, severely
  • emphasising the last two words, "ran completely round the neck, and,
  • emerging at the same hole it had entered, shot the next man in the
  • ranks. It was afterward extracted, says Renner, from the second man,
  • and pieces of the other's skin were found adhering to it. But examples
  • of foreign substances being received into the body with a ball, young
  • gentlemen, are frequently observed. Being attached to a United States
  • ship at the time, I happened to be near the spot of the battle of
  • Ayacucho, in Peru. The day after the action, I saw in the barracks of
  • the wounded a trooper, who, having been severely injured in the brain,
  • went crazy, and, with his own holster-pistol, committed suicide in the
  • hospital. The ball drove inward a portion of his woollen night-cap----"
  • "In the form of a _cul-de-sac_, doubtless," said the undaunted Wedge.
  • "For once, Surgeon Wedge, you use the only term that can be employed;
  • and let me avail myself of this opportunity to say to you, young
  • gentlemen, that a man of true science"--expanding his shallow chest a
  • little--"uses but few hard words, and those only when none other will
  • answer his purpose; whereas the smatterer in science"--slightly
  • glancing toward Wedge--"thinks, that by mouthing hard words, he proves
  • that he understands hard things. Let this sink deep in your minds,
  • young gentlemen; and, Surgeon Wedge "--with a stiff bow--"permit me to
  • submit the reflection to yourself. Well, young gentlemen, the bullet
  • was afterward extracted by pulling upon the external parts of the
  • _cul-de-sac_--a simple, but exceedingly beautiful operation. There is a
  • fine example, somewhat similar, related in Guthrie; but, of course, you
  • must have met with it, in so well-known a work as his Treatise upon
  • Gun-shot Wounds. When, upward of twenty years ago, I was with Lord
  • Cochrane, then Admiral of the fleets of this very country"--pointing
  • shoreward, out of a port-hole--"a sailor of the vessel to which I was
  • attached, during the blockade of Bahia, had his leg----" But by this
  • time the fidgets had completely taken possession of his auditors,
  • especially of the senior surgeons; and turning upon them abruptly, he
  • added, "But I will not detain you longer, gentlemen"--turning round
  • upon all the surgeons--"your dinners must be waiting you on board your
  • respective ships. But, Surgeon Sawyer, perhaps you may desire to wash
  • your hands before you go. There is the basin, sir; you will find a
  • clean towel on the rammer. For myself, I seldom use them"--taking out
  • his handkerchief. "I must leave you now, gentlemen"--bowing.
  • "To-morrow, at ten, the limb will be upon the table, and I shall be
  • happy to see you all upon the occasion. Who's there?" turning to the
  • curtain, which then rustled.
  • "Please, sir," said the Steward, entering, "the patient is dead."
  • "The body also, gentlemen, at ten precisely," said Cuticle, once more
  • turning round upon his guests. "I predicted that the operation might
  • prove fatal; he was very much run down. Good-morning;" and Cuticle
  • departed.
  • "He does not, surely, mean to touch the body?" exclaimed Surgeon
  • Sawyer, with much excitement.
  • "Oh, no!" said Patella, "that's only his way; he means, doubtless, that
  • it may be inspected previous to being taken ashore for burial."
  • The assemblage of gold-laced surgeons now ascended to the quarter-deck;
  • the second cutter was called away by the bugler, and, one by one, they
  • were dropped aboard of their respective ships.
  • The following evening the mess-mates of the top-man rowed his remains
  • ashore, and buried them in the ever-vernal Protestant cemetery, hard by
  • the Beach of the Flamingoes, in plain sight from the bay.
  • CHAPTER LXIV.
  • MAN-OF-WAR TROPHIES.
  • When the second cutter pulled about among the ships, dropping the
  • surgeons aboard the American men-of-war here and there--as a pilot-boat
  • distributes her pilots at the mouth of the harbour--she passed several
  • foreign frigates, two of which, an Englishman and a Frenchman, had
  • excited not a little remark on board the Neversink. These vessels often
  • loosed their sails and exercised yards simultaneously with ourselves,
  • as if desirous of comparing the respective efficiency of the crews.
  • When we were nearly ready for sea, the English frigate, weighing her
  • anchor, made all sail with the sea-breeze, and began showing off her
  • paces by gliding about among all the men-of-war in harbour, and
  • particularly by running down under the Neversink's stern. Every time
  • she drew near, we complimented her by lowering our ensign a little, and
  • invariably she courteously returned the salute. She was inviting us to
  • a sailing-match; and it was rumoured that, when we should leave the
  • bay, our Captain would have no objections to gratify her; for, be it
  • known, the Neversink was accounted the fleetest keeled craft sailing
  • under the American long-pennant. Perhaps this was the reason why the
  • stranger challenged us.
  • It may have been that a portion of our crew were the more anxious to
  • race with this frigate, from a little circumstance which a few of them
  • deemed rather galling. Not many cables'-length distant from our
  • Commodore's cabin lay the frigate President, with the red cross of St.
  • George flying from her peak. As its name imported, this fine craft was
  • an American born; but having been captured during the last war with
  • Britain, she now sailed the salt seas as a trophy.
  • Think of it, my gallant countrymen, one and all, down the sea-coast and
  • along the endless banks of the Ohio and Columbia--think of the twinges
  • we sea-patriots must have felt to behold the live-oak of the Floridas
  • and the pines of green Maine built into the oaken walls of Old England!
  • But, to some of the sailors, there was a counterbalancing thought, as
  • grateful as the other was galling, and that was, that somewhere,
  • sailing under the stars and stripes, was the frigate Macedonian, a
  • British-born craft which had once sported the battle-banner of Britain.
  • It has ever been the custom to spend almost any amount of money in
  • repairing a captured vessel, in order that she may long survive to
  • commemorate the heroism of the conqueror. Thus, in the English Navy,
  • there are many Monsieurs of seventy-fours won from the Gaul. But we
  • Americans can show but few similar trophies, though, no doubt, we would
  • much like to be able so to do.
  • But I never have beheld any of thee floating trophies without being
  • reminded of a scene once witnessed in a pioneer village on the western
  • bank of the Mississippi. Not far from this village, where the stumps of
  • aboriginal trees yet stand in the market-place, some years ago lived a
  • portion of the remnant tribes of the Sioux Indians, who frequently
  • visited the white settlements to purchase trinkets and cloths.
  • One florid crimson evening in July, when the red-hot sun was going down
  • in a blaze, and I was leaning against a corner in my huntsman's frock,
  • lo! there came stalking out of the crimson West a gigantic red-man,
  • erect as a pine, with his glittering tomahawk, big as a broad-ax,
  • folded in martial repose across his chest, Moodily wrapped in his
  • blanket, and striding like a king on the stage, he promenaded up and
  • down the rustic streets, exhibiting on the back of his blanket a crowd
  • of human hands, rudely delineated in red; one of them seemed recently
  • drawn.
  • "Who is this warrior?" asked I; "and why marches he here? and for what
  • are these bloody hands?"
  • "That warrior is the _Red-Hot Coal_," said a pioneer in moccasins, by
  • my side. "He marches here to show-off his last trophy; every one of
  • those hands attests a foe scalped by his tomahawk; and he has just
  • emerged from Ben Brown's, the painter, who has sketched the last red
  • hand that you see; for last night this _Red-Hot Coal_ outburned the
  • _Yellow Torch_, the chief of a band of the Foxes."
  • Poor savage thought I; and is this the cause of your lofty gait? Do you
  • straighten yourself to think that you have committed a murder, when a
  • chance-falling stone has often done the same? Is it a proud thing to
  • topple down six feet perpendicular of immortal manhood, though that
  • lofty living tower needed perhaps thirty good growing summers to bring
  • it to maturity? Poor savage! And you account it so glorious, do you, to
  • mutilate and destroy what God himself was more than a quarter of a
  • century in building?
  • And yet, fellow-Christians, what is the American frigate Macedonian, or
  • the English frigate President, but as two bloody red hands painted on
  • this poor savage's blanket?
  • Are there no Moravians in the Moon, that not a missionary has yet
  • visited this poor pagan planet of ours, to civilise civilisation and
  • christianise Christendom?
  • CHAPTER LXV.
  • A MAN-OF-WAR RACE.
  • We lay in Rio so long--for what reason the Commodore only knows--that a
  • saying went abroad among the impatient sailors that our frigate would
  • at last ground on the beef-bones daily thrown overboard by the cooks.
  • But at last good tidings came. "All hands up anchor, ahoy!" And bright
  • and early in the morning up came our old iron, as the sun rose in the
  • East.
  • The land-breezes at Rio--by which alone vessels may emerge from the
  • bay--is ever languid and faint. It comes from gardens of citrons and
  • cloves, spiced with all the spices of the Tropic of Capricorn. And,
  • like that old exquisite, Mohammed, who so much loved to snuff perfumes
  • and essences, and used to lounge out of the conservatories of Khadija,
  • his wife, to give battle to the robust sons of Koriesh; even so this
  • Rio land-breeze comes jaded with sweet-smelling savours, to wrestle
  • with the wild Tartar breezes of the sea.
  • Slowly we dropped and dropped down the bay, glided like a stately swan
  • through the outlet, and were gradually rolled by the smooth, sliding
  • billows broad out upon the deep. Straight in our wake came the tall
  • main-mast of the English fighting-frigate, terminating, like a steepled
  • cathedral, in the bannered cross of the religion of peace; and straight
  • after _her_ came the rainbow banner of France, sporting God's token
  • that no more would he make war on the earth.
  • Both Englishmen and Frenchmen were resolved upon a race; and we Yankees
  • swore by our top-sails and royals to sink their blazing banners that
  • night among the Southern constellations we should daily be
  • extinguishing behind us in our run to the North.
  • "Ay," said Mad Jack, "St. George's banner shall be as the _Southern
  • Cross_, out of sight, leagues down the horizon, while our gallant
  • stars, my brave boys, shall burn all alone in the North, like the Great
  • Bear at the Pole! Come on, Rainbow and Cross!"
  • But the wind was long languid and faint, not yet recovered from its
  • night's dissipation ashore, and noon advanced, with the Sugar-Loaf
  • pinnacle in sight.
  • Now it is not with ships as with horses; for though, if a horse walk
  • well and fast, it generally furnishes good token that he is not bad at
  • a gallop, yet the ship that in a light breeze is outstripped, may sweep
  • the stakes, so soon as a t'gallant breeze enables her to strike into a
  • canter. Thus fared it with us. First, the Englishman glided ahead, and
  • bluffly passed on; then the Frenchman politely bade us adieu, while the
  • old Neversink lingered behind, railing at the effeminate breeze. At one
  • time, all three frigates were irregularly abreast, forming a diagonal
  • line; and so near were all three, that the stately officers on the
  • poops stiffly saluted by touching their caps, though refraining from
  • any further civilities. At this juncture, it was a noble sight to
  • behold those fine frigates, with dripping breast-hooks, all rearing and
  • nodding in concert, and to look through their tall spars and wilderness
  • of rigging, that seemed like inextricably-entangled, gigantic cobwebs
  • against the sky.
  • Toward sundown the ocean pawed its white hoofs to the spur of its
  • helter-skelter rider, a strong blast from the Eastward, and, giving
  • three cheers from decks, yards, and tops, we crowded all sail on St.
  • George and St. Denis.
  • But it is harder to overtake than outstrip; night fell upon us, still
  • in the rear--still where the little boat was, which, at the eleventh
  • hour, according to a Rabbinical tradition, pushed after the ark of old
  • Noah.
  • It was a misty, cloudy night; and though at first our look-outs kept
  • the chase in dim sight, yet at last so thick became the atmosphere,
  • that no sign of a strange spar was to be seen. But the worst of it was
  • that, when last discerned, the Frenchman was broad on our weather-bow,
  • and the Englishman gallantly leading his van.
  • The breeze blew fresher and fresher; but, with even our main-royal set,
  • we dashed along through a cream-coloured ocean of illuminated foam.
  • White-Jacket was then in the top; and it was glorious to look down and
  • see our black hull butting the white sea with its broad bows like a ram.
  • "We must beat them with such a breeze, dear Jack," said I to our noble
  • Captain of the Top.
  • "But the same breeze blows for John Bull, remember," replied Jack, who,
  • being a Briton, perhaps favoured the Englishman more than the Neversink.
  • "But how we boom through the billows!" cried Jack, gazing over the
  • top-rail; then, flinging forth his arm, recited,
  • "'Aslope, and gliding on the leeward side,
  • The bounding vessel cuts the roaring tide.'
  • Camoens! White-Jacket, Camoens! Did you ever read him? The Lusiad, I
  • mean? It's the man-of-war epic of the world, my lad. Give me Gama for a
  • Commodore, say I--Noble Gama! And Mickle, White-Jacket, did you ever
  • read of him? William Julius Mickle? Camoens's Translator? A
  • disappointed man though, White-Jacket. Besides his version of the
  • Lusiad, he wrote many forgotten things. Did you ever see his ballad of
  • Cumnor Hall?--No?--Why, it gave Sir Walter Scott the hint of
  • Kenilworth. My father knew Mickle when he went to sea on board the old
  • Romney man-of-war. How many great men have been sailors, White-Jacket!
  • They say Homer himself was once a tar, even as his hero, Ulysses, was
  • both a sailor and a shipwright. I'll swear Shakspeare was once a
  • captain of the forecastle. Do you mind the first scene in _The
  • Tempest_, White-Jacket? And the world-finder, Christopher Columbus, was
  • a sailor! and so was Camoens, who went to sea with Gama, else we had
  • never had the Lusiad, White-Jacket. Yes, I've sailed over the very
  • track that Camoens sailed--round the East Cape into the Indian Ocean.
  • I've been in Don Jose's garden, too, in Macao, and bathed my feet in
  • the blessed dew of the walks where Camoens wandered before me. Yes,
  • White-Jacket, and I have seen and sat in the cave at the end of the
  • flowery, winding way, where Camoens, according to tradition, composed
  • certain parts of his Lusiad. Ay, Camoens was a sailor once! Then,
  • there's Falconer, whose 'Ship-wreck' will never founder, though he
  • himself, poor fellow, was lost at sea in the Aurora frigate. Old Noah
  • was the first sailor. And St. Paul, too, knew how to box the compass,
  • my lad! mind you that chapter in Acts? I couldn't spin the yarn better
  • myself. Were you ever in Malta? They called it Melita in the Apostle's
  • day. I have been in Paul's cave there, White-Jacket. They say a piece
  • of it is good for a charm against shipwreck; but I never tried it.
  • There's Shelley, he was quite a sailor. Shelley--poor lad! a Percy,
  • too--but they ought to have let him sleep in his sailor's grave--he was
  • drowned in the Mediterranean, you know, near Leghorn--and not burn his
  • body, as they did, as if he had been a bloody Turk. But many people
  • thought him so, White-Jacket, because he didn't go to mass, and because
  • he wrote Queen Mab. Trelawney was by at the burning; and he was an
  • ocean-rover, too! Ay, and Byron helped put a piece of a keel on the
  • fire; for it was made of bits of a wreck, they say; one wreck burning
  • another! And was not Byron a sailor? an amateur forecastle-man,
  • White-Jacket, so he was; else how bid the ocean heave and fall in that
  • grand, majestic way? I say, White-Jacket, d'ye mind me? there never was
  • a very great man yet who spent all his life inland. A snuff of the sea,
  • my boy, is inspiration; and having been once out of sight of land, has
  • been the making of many a true poet and the blasting of many
  • pretenders; for, d'ye see, there's no gammon about the ocean; it knocks
  • the false keel right off a pretender's bows; it tells him just what he
  • is, and makes him feel it, too. A sailor's life, I say, is the thing to
  • bring us mortals out. What does the blessed Bible say? Don't it say
  • that we main-top-men alone see the marvellous sights and wonders? Don't
  • deny the blessed Bible, now! don't do it! How it rocks up here, my
  • boy!" holding on to a shroud; "but it only proves what I've been
  • saying--the sea is the place to cradle genius! Heave and fall, old sea!"
  • "And _you_, also, noble Jack," said I, "what are you but a sailor?"
  • "You're merry, my boy," said Jack, looking up with a glance like that
  • of a sentimental archangel doomed to drag out his eternity in disgrace.
  • "But mind you, White-Jacket, there are many great men in the world
  • besides Commodores and Captains. I've that here,
  • White-Jacket"--touching his forehead--"which, under happier
  • skies--perhaps in you solitary star there, peeping down from those
  • clouds--might have made a Homer of me. But Fate is Fate, White-Jacket;
  • and we Homers who happen to be captains of tops must write our odes in
  • our hearts, and publish them in our heads. But look! the Captain's on
  • the poop."
  • It was now midnight; but all the officers were on deck.
  • "Jib-boom, there!" cried the Lieutenant of the Watch, going forward and
  • hailing the headmost look-out. "D'ye see anything of those fellows now?"
  • "See nothing, sir."
  • "See nothing, sir," said the Lieutenant, approaching the Captain, and
  • touching his cap.
  • "Call all hands!" roared the Captain. "This keel sha'n't be beat while
  • I stride it."
  • All hands were called, and the hammocks stowed in the nettings for the
  • rest of the night, so that no one could lie between blankets.
  • Now, in order to explain the means adopted by the Captain to insure us
  • the race, it needs to be said of the Neversink, that, for some years
  • after being launched, she was accounted one of the slowest vessels in
  • the American Navy. But it chanced upon a time, that, being on a cruise
  • in the Mediterranean, she happened to sail out of Port Mahon in what
  • was then supposed to be very bad trim for the sea. Her bows were
  • rooting in the water, and her stern kicking up its heels in the air.
  • But, wonderful to tell, it was soon discovered that in this comical
  • posture she sailed like a shooting-star; she outstripped every vessel
  • on the station. Thenceforward all her Captains, on all cruises,
  • _trimmed her by the head;_ and the Neversink gained the name of a
  • clipper.
  • To return. All hands being called, they were now made use of by Captain
  • Claret as make-weights, to trim the ship, scientifically, to her most
  • approved bearings. Some were sent forward on the spar-deck, with
  • twenty-four-pound shot in their hands, and were judiciously scattered
  • about here and there, with strict orders not to budge an inch from
  • their stations, for fear of marring the Captain's plans. Others were
  • distributed along the gun and berth-decks, with similar orders; and, to
  • crown all, several carronade guns were unshipped from their carriages,
  • and swung in their breechings from the beams of the main-deck, so as to
  • impart a sort of vibratory briskness and oscillating buoyancy to the
  • frigate.
  • And thus we five hundred make-weights stood out that whole night, some
  • of us exposed to a drenching rain, in order that the Neversink might
  • not be beaten. But the comfort and consolation of all make-weights is
  • as dust in the balance in the estimation of the rulers of our
  • man-of-war world.
  • The long, anxious night at last came to an end, and, with the first
  • peep of day, the look-out on the jib-boom was hailed; but nothing was
  • in sight. At last it was broad day; yet still not a bow was to be seen
  • in our rear, nor a stern in our van.
  • "Where are they?" cried the Captain.
  • "Out of sight, astern, to be sure, sir," said the officer of the deck.
  • "Out of sight, _ahead_, to be sure, sir," muttered Jack Chase, in the
  • top.
  • Precisely thus stood the question: whether we beat them, or whether
  • they beat us, no mortal can tell to this hour, since we never saw them
  • again; but for one, White-Jacket will lay his two hands on the bow
  • chasers of the Neversink, and take his ship's oath that we Yankees
  • carried the day.
  • CHAPTER LXVI.
  • FUN IN A MAN-OF-WAR.
  • After the race (our man-of-war Derby) we had many days fine weather,
  • during which we continued running before the Trades toward the north.
  • Exhilarated by the thought of being homeward-bound, many of the seamen
  • became joyous, and the discipline of the ship, if anything, became a
  • little relaxed. Many pastimes served to while away the _Dog-Watches_ in
  • particular. These _Dog-Watches_ (embracing two hours in the early part
  • of the evening) form the only authorised play-time for the crews of
  • most ships at sea.
  • Among other diversions at present licensed by authority in the
  • Neversink, were those of single-stick, sparring, hammer-and-anvil, and
  • head-bumping. All these were under the direct patronage of the Captain,
  • otherwise--seeing the consequences they sometimes led to--they would
  • undoubtedly have been strictly prohibited. It is a curious coincidence,
  • that when a navy captain does not happen to be an admirer of the
  • _Fistiana_ his crew seldom amuse themselves in that way.
  • _Single-stick_, as every one knows, is a delightful pastime, which
  • consists in two men standing a few feet apart, and rapping each other
  • over the head with long poles. There is a good deal of fun in it, so
  • long as you are not hit; but a hit--in the judgment of discreet
  • persons--spoils the sport completely. When this pastime is practiced by
  • connoisseurs ashore, they wear heavy, wired helmets, to break the force
  • of the blows. But the only helmets of our tars were those with which
  • nature had furnished them. They played with great gun-rammers.
  • _Sparring_ consists in playing single-stick with bone poles instead of
  • wooden ones. Two men stand apart, and pommel each other with their
  • fists (a hard bunch of knuckles permanently attached to the arms, and
  • made globular, or extended into a palm, at the pleasure of the
  • proprietor), till one of them, finding himself sufficiently thrashed,
  • cries _enough_.
  • _Hammer-and-anvil_ is thus practised by amateurs: Patient No. 1 gets on
  • all-fours, and stays so; while patient No. 2 is taken up by his arms
  • and legs, and his base is swung against the base of patient No. 1, till
  • patient No. 1, with the force of the final blow, is sent flying along
  • the deck.
  • _Head-bumping_, as patronised by Captain Claret, consists in two
  • negroes (whites will not answer) butting at each other like rams. This
  • pastime was an especial favourite with the Captain. In the dog-watches,
  • Rose-water and May-day were repeatedly summoned into the lee waist to
  • tilt at each other, for the benefit of the Captain's health.
  • May-day was a full-blooded "_bull-negro_," so the sailors called him,
  • with a skull like an iron tea-kettle, wherefore May-day much fancied
  • the sport. But Rose-water, he was a slender and rather handsome
  • mulatto, and abhorred the pastime. Nevertheless, the Captain must be
  • obeyed; so at the word poor Rose-water was fain to put himself in a
  • posture of defence, else May-day would incontinently have bumped him
  • out of a port-hole into the sea. I used to pity poor Rose-water from
  • the bottom of my heart. But my pity was almost aroused into indignation
  • at a sad sequel to one of these gladiatorial scenes.
  • It seems that, lifted up by the unaffected, though verbally unexpressed
  • applause of the Captain, May-day had begun to despise Rose-water as a
  • poltroon--a fellow all brains and no skull; whereas he himself was a
  • great warrior, all skull and no brains.
  • Accordingly, after they had been bumping one evening to the Captain's
  • content, May-day confidentially told Rose-water that he considered him
  • a "_nigger_," which, among some blacks, is held a great term of
  • reproach. Fired at the insult, Rose-water gave May-day to understand
  • that he utterly erred; for his mother, a black slave, had been one of
  • the mistresses of a Virginia planter belonging to one of the oldest
  • families in that state. Another insulting remark followed this innocent
  • disclosure; retort followed retort; in a word, at last they came
  • together in mortal combat.
  • The master-at-arms caught them in the act, and brought them up to the
  • mast. The Captain advanced.
  • "Please, sir," said poor Rose-water, "it all came of dat 'ar bumping;
  • May-day, here, aggrawated me 'bout it."
  • "Master-at-arms," said the Captain, "did you see them fighting?"
  • "Ay, sir," said the master-at-arms, touching his cap.
  • "Rig the gratings," said the Captain. "I'll teach you two men that,
  • though I now and then permit you to _play_, I will have no _fighting_.
  • Do your duty, boatswain's mate!" And the negroes were flogged.
  • Justice commands that the fact of the Captain's not showing any
  • leniency to May-day--a decided favourite of his, at least while in the
  • ring--should not be passed over. He flogged both culprits in the most
  • impartial manner.
  • As in the matter of the scene at the gangway, shortly after the Cape
  • Horn theatricals, when my attention had been directed to the fact that
  • the officers had _shipped their quarter-deck faces_--upon that
  • occasion, I say, it was seen with what facility a sea-officer assumes
  • his wonted severity of demeanour after a casual relaxation of it. This
  • was especially the case with Captain Claret upon the present occasion.
  • For any landsman to have beheld him in the lee waist, of a pleasant
  • dog-watch, with a genial, good-humoured countenance, observing the
  • gladiators in the ring, and now and then indulging in a playful
  • remark--that landsman would have deemed Captain Claret the indulgent
  • father of his crew, perhaps permitting the excess of his
  • kind-heartedness to encroach upon the appropriate dignity of his
  • station. He would have deemed Captain Claret a fine illustration of
  • those two well-known poetical comparisons between a sea-captain and a
  • father, and between a sea-captain and the master of apprentices,
  • instituted by those eminent maritime jurists, the noble Lords Tenterden
  • and Stowell.
  • But surely, if there is anything hateful, it is this _shipping of the
  • quarter-deck face_ after wearing a merry and good-natured one. How can
  • they have the heart? Methinks, if but once I smiled upon a man--never
  • mind how much beneath me--I could not bring myself to condemn him to
  • the shocking misery of the lash. Oh officers! all round the world, if
  • this quarter-deck face you wear at all, then never unship it for
  • another, to be merely sported for a moment. Of all insults, the
  • temporary condescension of a master to a slave is the most outrageous
  • and galling. That potentate who most condescends, mark him well; for
  • that potentate, if occasion come, will prove your uttermost tyrant.
  • CHAPTER LXVII.
  • WHITE-JACKET ARRAIGNED AT THE MAST.
  • When with five hundred others I made one of the compelled spectators at
  • the scourging of poor Rose-water, I little thought what Fate had
  • ordained for myself the next day.
  • Poor mulatto! thought I, one of an oppressed race, they degrade you
  • like a hound. Thank God! I am a white. Yet I had seen whites also
  • scourged; for, black or white, all my shipmates were liable to that.
  • Still, there is something in us, somehow, that in the most degraded
  • condition, we snatch at a chance to deceive ourselves into a fancied
  • superiority to others, whom we suppose lower in the scale than
  • ourselves.
  • Poor Rose-water! thought I; poor mulatto! Heaven send you a release
  • from your humiliation!
  • To make plain the thing about to be related, it needs to repeat what
  • has somewhere been previously mentioned, that in _tacking ship_ every
  • seaman in a man-of-war has a particular station assigned him. What that
  • station is, should be made known to him by the First Lieutenant; and
  • when the word is passed to _tack_ or _wear_, it is every seaman's duty
  • to be found at his post. But among the various _numbers and stations_
  • given to me by the senior Lieutenant, when I first came on board the
  • frigate, he had altogether omitted informing me of my particular place
  • at those times, and, up to the precise period now written of, I had
  • hardly known that I should have had any special place then at all. For
  • the rest of the men, they seemed to me to catch hold of the first rope
  • that offered, as in a merchant-man upon similar occasions. Indeed, I
  • subsequently discovered, that such was the state of discipline--in this
  • one particular, at least--that very few of the seamen could tell where
  • their proper stations were, at _tacking or wearing_.
  • "All hands tack ship, ahoy!" such was the announcement made by the
  • boatswain's mates at the hatchways the morning after the hard fate of
  • Rose-water. It was just eight bells--noon, and springing from my white
  • jacket, which I had spread between the guns for a bed on the main-deck,
  • I ran up the ladders, and, as usual, seized hold of the main-brace,
  • which fifty hands were streaming along forward. When _main-top-sail
  • haul!_ was given through the trumpet, I pulled at this brace with such
  • heartiness and good-will, that I almost flattered myself that my
  • instrumentality in getting the frigate round on the other tack,
  • deserved a public vote of thanks, and a silver tankard from Congress.
  • But something happened to be in the way aloft when the yards swung
  • round; a little confusion ensued; and, with anger on his brow, Captain
  • Claret came forward to see what occasioned it. No one to let go the
  • weather-lift of the main-yard! The rope was cast off, however, by a
  • hand, and the yards unobstructed, came round.
  • When the last rope was coiled, away, the Captain desired to know of the
  • First Lieutenant who it might be that was stationed at the weather
  • (then the starboard) main-lift. With a vexed expression of countenance
  • the First Lieutenant sent a midshipman for the Station Bill, when, upon
  • glancing it over, my own name was found put down at the post in
  • question.
  • At the time I was on the gun-deck below, and did not know of these
  • proceedings; but a moment after, I heard the boatswain's mates bawling
  • my name at all the hatch-ways, and along all three decks. It was the
  • first time I had ever heard it so sent through the furthest recesses of
  • the ship, and well knowing what this generally betokened to other
  • seamen, my heart jumped to my throat, and I hurriedly asked Flute, the
  • boatswain's-mate at the fore-hatchway, what was wanted of me.
  • "Captain wants ye at the mast," he replied. "Going to flog ye, I guess."
  • "What for?"
  • "My eyes! you've been chalking your face, hain't ye?"
  • "What am I wanted for?" I repeated.
  • But at that instant my name was again thundered forth by the other
  • boatswain's mate, and Flute hurried me away, hinting that I would soon
  • find out what the Captain desired of me.
  • I swallowed down my heart in me as I touched the spar-deck, for a
  • single instant balanced myself on my best centre, and then, wholly
  • ignorant of what was going to be alleged against me, advanced to the
  • dread tribunal of the frigate.
  • As I passed through the gangway, I saw the quarter-master rigging the
  • gratings; the boatswain with his green bag of scourges; the
  • master-at-arms ready to help off some one's shirt.
  • Again I made a desperate swallow of my whole soul in me, and found
  • myself standing before Captain Claret. His flushed face obviously
  • showed him in ill-humour. Among the group of officers by his side was
  • the First Lieutenant, who, as I came aft, eyed me in such a manner,
  • that I plainly perceived him to be extremely vexed at me for having
  • been the innocent means of reflecting upon the manner in which he kept
  • up the discipline of the ship.
  • "Why were you not at your station, sir?" asked the Captain.
  • "What station do you mean, sir?" said I.
  • It is generally the custom with man-of-war's-men to stand obsequiously
  • touching their hat at every sentence they address to the Captain. But
  • as this was not obligatory upon me by the Articles of War, I did not do
  • so upon the present occasion, and previously, I had never had the
  • dangerous honour of a personal interview with Captain Claret.
  • He quickly noticed my omission of the homage usually rendered him, and
  • instinct told me, that to a certain extent, it set his heart against me.
  • "What station, sir, do you mean?" said I.
  • "You pretend ignorance," he replied; "it will not help you, sir."
  • Glancing at the Captain, the First Lieutenant now produced the Station
  • Bill, and read my name in connection with that of the starboard
  • main-lift.
  • "Captain Claret," said I, "it is the first time I ever heard of my
  • being assigned to that post."
  • "How is this, Mr. Bridewell?" he said, turning to the First Lieutenant,
  • with a fault-finding expression.
  • "It is impossible, sir," said that officer, striving to hide his
  • vexation, "but this man must have known his station."
  • "I have never known it before this moment, Captain Claret," said I.
  • "Do you contradict my officer?" he returned. "I shall flog you."
  • I had now been on board the frigate upward of a year, and remained
  • unscourged; the ship was homeward-bound, and in a few weeks, at most, I
  • would be a free man. And now, after making a hermit of myself in some
  • things, in order to avoid the possibility of the scourge, here it was
  • hanging over me for a thing utterly unforeseen, for a crime of which I
  • was as utterly innocent. But all that was as naught. I saw that my case
  • was hopeless; my solemn disclaimer was thrown in my teeth, and the
  • boatswain's mate stood curling his fingers through the _cat_.
  • There are times when wild thoughts enter a man's heart, when he seems
  • almost irresponsible for his act and his deed. The Captain stood on the
  • weather-side of the deck. Sideways, on an unobstructed line with him,
  • was the opening of the lee-gangway, where the side-ladders are
  • suspended in port. Nothing but a slight bit of sinnate-stuff served to
  • rail in this opening, which was cut right down to the level of the
  • Captain's feet, showing the far sea beyond. I stood a little to
  • windward of him, and, though he was a large, powerful man, it was
  • certain that a sudden rush against him, along the slanting deck, would
  • infallibly pitch him headforemost into the ocean, though he who so
  • rushed must needs go over with him. My blood seemed clotting in my
  • veins; I felt icy cold at the tips of my fingers, and a dimness was
  • before my eyes. But through that dimness the boatswain's mate, scourge
  • in hand, loomed like a giant, and Captain Claret, and the blue sea seen
  • through the opening at the gangway, showed with an awful vividness. I
  • cannot analyse my heart, though it then stood still within me. But the
  • thing that swayed me to my purpose was not altogether the thought that
  • Captain Claret was about to degrade me, and that I had taken an oath
  • with my soul that he should not. No, I felt my man's manhood so
  • bottomless within me, that no word, no blow, no scourge of Captain
  • Claret could cut me deep enough for that. I but swung to an instinct in
  • me--the instinct diffused through all animated nature, the same that
  • prompts even a worm to turn under the heel. Locking souls-with him, I
  • meant to drag Captain Claret from this earthly tribunal of his to that
  • of Jehovah and let Him decide between us. No other way could I escape
  • the scourge.
  • Nature has not implanted any power in man that was not meant to be
  • exercised at times, though too often our powers have been abused. The
  • privilege, inborn and inalienable, that every man has of dying himself,
  • and inflicting death upon another, was not given to us without a
  • purpose. These are the last resources of an insulted and unendurable
  • existence.
  • "To the gratings, sir!" said Captain Claret; "do you hear?"
  • My eye was measuring the distance between him and the sea.
  • "Captain Claret," said a voice advancing from the crowd. I turned to
  • see who this might be, that audaciously interposed at a juncture like
  • this. It was the same remarkably handsome and gentlemanly corporal of
  • marines, Colbrook, who has been previously alluded to, in the chapter
  • describing killing time in a man-of-war.
  • "I know that man," said Colbrook, touching his cap, and speaking in a
  • mild, firm, but extremely deferential manner; "and I know that he would
  • not be found absent from his station, if he knew where it was."
  • This speech was almost unprecedented. Seldom or never before had a
  • marine dared to speak to the Captain of a frigate in behalf of a seaman
  • at the mast. But there was something so unostentatiously commanding in
  • the calm manner of the man, that the Captain, though astounded, did not
  • in any way reprimand him. The very unusualness of his interference
  • seemed Colbrook's protection.
  • Taking heart, perhaps, from Colbrook's example, Jack Chase interposed,
  • and in a manly but carefully respectful manner, in substance repeated
  • the corporal's remark, adding that he had never found me wanting in the
  • top.
  • The Captain looked from Chase to Colbrook, and from Colbrook to
  • Chase--one the foremost man among the seamen, the other the foremost
  • man among the soldiers--then all round upon the packed and silent crew,
  • and, as if a slave to Fate, though supreme Captain of a frigate, he
  • turned to the First Lieutenant, made some indifferent remark, and
  • saying to me _you may go_, sauntered aft into his cabin; while I, who,
  • in the desperation of my soul, had but just escaped being a murderer
  • and a suicide, almost burst into tears of thanks-giving where I stood.
  • CHAPTER LXVIII.
  • A MAN-OF-WAR FOUNTAIN, AND OTHER THINGS.
  • Let us forget the scourge and the gangway a while, and jot down in our
  • memories a few little things pertaining to our man-of-war world. I let
  • nothing slip, however small; and feel myself actuated by the same
  • motive which has prompted many worthy old chroniclers, to set down the
  • merest trifles concerning things that are destined to pass away
  • entirely from the earth, and which, if not preserved in the nick of
  • time, must infallibly perish from the memories of man. Who knows that
  • this humble narrative may not hereafter prove the history of an
  • obsolete barbarism? Who knows that, when men-of-war shall be no more,
  • "White-Jacket" may not be quoted to show to the people in the
  • Millennium what a man-of-war was? God hasten the time! Lo! ye years,
  • escort it hither, and bless our eyes ere we die.
  • There is no part of a frigate where you will see more going and coming
  • of strangers, and overhear more greetings and gossipings of
  • acquaintances, than in the immediate vicinity of the scuttle-butt, just
  • forward of the main-hatchway, on the gun-deck.
  • The scuttle-butt is a goodly, round, painted cask, standing on end, and
  • with its upper head removed, showing a narrow, circular shelf within,
  • where rest a number of tin cups for the accommodation of drinkers.
  • Central, within the scuttle-butt itself, stands an iron pump, which,
  • connecting with the immense water-tanks in the hold, furnishes an
  • unfailing supply of the much-admired Pale Ale, first brewed in the
  • brooks of the garden of Eden, and stamped with the _brand_ of our old
  • father Adam, who never knew what wine was. We are indebted to the old
  • vintner Noah for that. The scuttle-butt is the only fountain in the
  • ship; and here alone can you drink, unless at your meals. Night and
  • day an armed sentry paces before it, bayonet in hand, to see that no
  • water is taken away, except according to law. I wonder that they
  • station no sentries at the port-holes, to see that no air is breathed,
  • except according to Navy regulations.
  • As five hundred men come to drink at this scuttle-butt; as it is often
  • surrounded by officers' servants drawing water for their masters to
  • wash; by the cooks of the range, who hither come to fill their
  • coffee-pots; and by the cooks of the ship's messes to procure water for
  • their _duffs_; the scuttle-butt may be denominated the town-pump of the
  • ship. And would that my fine countryman, Hawthorne of Salem, had but
  • served on board a man-of-war in his time, that he might give us the
  • reading of a "_rill_" from the scuttle-butt.
  • * * * * *
  • As in all extensive establishments--abbeys, arsenals, colleges,
  • treasuries, metropolitan post-offices, and monasteries--there are many
  • snug little niches, wherein are ensconced certain superannuated old
  • pensioner officials; and, more especially, as in most ecclesiastical
  • establishments, a few choice prebendary stalls are to be found,
  • furnished with well-filled mangers and racks; so, in a man-of-war,
  • there are a variety of similar snuggeries for the benefit of decrepit
  • or rheumatic old tars. Chief among these is the office of _mast-man_.
  • There is a stout rail on deck, at the base of each mast, where a number
  • of _braces, lifts_, and _buntlines_ are belayed to the pins. It is the
  • sole duty of the mast-man to see that these ropes are always kept
  • clear, to preserve his premises in a state of the greatest attainable
  • neatness, and every Sunday morning to dispose his ropes in neat
  • _Flemish coils_.
  • The _main-mast-man_ of the Neversink was a very aged seaman, who well
  • deserved his comfortable berth. He had seen more than half a century of
  • the most active service, and, through all, had proved himself a good
  • and faithful man. He furnished one of the very rare examples of a
  • sailor in a green old age; for, with most sailors, old age comes in
  • youth, and Hardship and Vice carry them on an early bier to the grave.
  • As in the evening of life, and at the close of the day, old Abraham sat
  • at the door of his tent, biding his time to die, so sits our old
  • mast-man on the _coat of the mast_, glancing round him with patriarchal
  • benignity. And that mild expression of his sets off very strangely a
  • face that has been burned almost black by the torrid suns that shone
  • fifty years ago--a face that is seamed with three sabre cuts. You would
  • almost think this old mast-man had been blown out of Vesuvius, to look
  • alone at his scarred, blackened forehead, chin, and cheeks. But gaze
  • down into his eye, and though all the snows of Time have drifted higher
  • and higher upon his brow, yet deep down in that eye you behold an
  • infantile, sinless look, the same that answered the glance of this old
  • man's mother when first she cried for the babe to be laid by her side.
  • That look is the fadeless, ever infantile immortality within.
  • * * * * *
  • The Lord Nelsons of the sea, though but Barons in the state, yet
  • oftentimes prove more potent than their royal masters; and at such
  • scenes as Trafalgar--dethroning this Emperor and reinstating
  • that--enact on the ocean the proud part of mighty Richard Neville, the
  • king-making Earl of the land. And as Richard Neville entrenched himself
  • in his moated old man-of-war castle of Warwick, which, underground, was
  • traversed with vaults, hewn out of the solid rock, and intricate as the
  • wards of the old keys of Calais surrendered to Edward III.; even so do
  • these King-Commodores house themselves in their water-rimmed,
  • cannon-sentried frigates, oaken dug, deck under deck, as cell under
  • cell. And as the old Middle-Age warders of Warwick, every night at
  • curfew, patrolled the battlements, and dove down into the vaults to see
  • that all lights were extinguished, even so do the master-at-arms and
  • ship's corporals of a frigate perambulate all the decks of a
  • man-of-war, blowing out all tapers but those burning in the legalized
  • battle-lanterns. Yea, in these things, so potent is the authority of
  • these sea-wardens, that, though almost the lowest subalterns in the
  • ship, yet should they find the Senior Lieutenant himself sitting up
  • late in his state-room, reading Bowditch's Navigator, or D'Anton "_On
  • Gunpowder and Fire-arms_," they would infallibly blow the light out
  • under his very nose; nor durst that Grand-Vizier resent the indignity.
  • But, unwittingly, I have ennobled, by grand historical comparisons,
  • this prying, pettifogging, Irish-informer of a master-at-arms.
  • You have seen some slim, slip-shod housekeeper, at midnight ferreting
  • over a rambling old house in the country, startling at fancied witches
  • and ghosts, yet intent on seeing every door bolted, every smouldering
  • ember in the fireplaces smothered, every loitering domestic abed, and
  • every light made dark. This is the master-at-arms taking his
  • night-rounds in a frigate.
  • * * * * *
  • It may be thought that but little is seen of the Commodore in these
  • chapters, and that, since he so seldom appears on the stage, he cannot
  • be so august a personage, after all. But the mightiest potentates keep
  • the most behind the veil. You might tarry in Constantinople a month,
  • and never catch a glimpse of the Sultan. The grand Lama of Thibet,
  • according to some accounts, is never beheld by the people. But if any
  • one doubts the majesty of a Commodore, let him know that, according to
  • XLII. of the Articles of War, he is invested with a prerogative which,
  • according to monarchical jurists, is inseparable from the throne--the
  • plenary pardoning power. He may pardon all offences committed in the
  • squadron under his command.
  • But this prerogative is only his while at sea, or on a foreign station.
  • A circumstance peculiarly significant of the great difference between
  • the stately absolutism of a Commodore enthroned on his poop in a
  • foreign harbour, and an unlaced Commodore negligently reclining in an
  • easy-chair in the bosom of his family at home.
  • CHAPTER LXIX.
  • PRAYERS AT THE GUNS.
  • The training-days, or general quarters, now and then taking place in
  • our frigate, have already been described, also the Sunday devotions on
  • the half-deck; but nothing has yet been said concerning the daily
  • morning and evening quarters, when the men silently stand at their
  • guns, and the chaplain simply offers up a prayer.
  • Let us now enlarge upon this matter. We have plenty of time; the
  • occasion invites; for behold! the homeward-bound Neversink bowls along
  • over a jubilant sea.
  • Shortly after breakfast the drum beats to quarters; and among five
  • hundred men, scattered over all three decks, and engaged in all manner
  • of ways, that sudden rolling march is magical as the monitory sound to
  • which every good Mussulman at sunset drops to the ground whatsoever his
  • hands might have found to do, and, throughout all Turkey, the people in
  • concert kneel toward their holy Mecca.
  • The sailors run to and fro-some up the deck-ladders, some down--to gain
  • their respective stations in the shortest possible time. In three
  • minutes all is composed. One by one, the various officers stationed
  • over the separate divisions of the ship then approach the First
  • Lieutenant on the quarter-deck, and report their respective men at
  • their quarters. It is curious to watch their countenances at this time.
  • A profound silence prevails; and, emerging through the hatchway, from
  • one of the lower decks, a slender young officer appears, hugging his
  • sword to his thigh, and advances through the long lanes of sailors at
  • their guns, his serious eye all the time fixed upon the First
  • Lieutenant's--his polar star. Sometimes he essays a stately and
  • graduated step, an erect and martial bearing, and seems full of the
  • vast national importance of what he is about to communicate.
  • But when at last he gains his destination, you are amazed to perceive
  • that all he has to say is imparted by a Freemason touch of his cap, and
  • a bow. He then turns and makes off to his division, perhaps passing
  • several brother Lieutenants, all bound on the same errand he himself
  • has just achieved. For about five minutes these officers are coming and
  • going, bringing in thrilling intelligence from all quarters of the
  • frigate; most stoically received, however, by the First Lieutenant.
  • With his legs apart, so as to give a broad foundation for the
  • superstructure of his dignity, this gentleman stands stiff as a
  • pike-staff on the quarter-deck. One hand holds his sabre--an
  • appurtenance altogether unnecessary at the time; and which he
  • accordingly tucks, point backward, under his arm, like an umbrella on a
  • sun-shiny day. The other hand is continually bobbing up and down to the
  • leather front of his cap, in response to the reports and salute of his
  • subordinates, to whom he never deigns to vouchsafe a syllable, merely
  • going through the motions of accepting their news, without bestowing
  • thanks for their pains.
  • This continual touching of caps between officers on board a man-of-war
  • is the reason why you invariably notice that the glazed fronts of their
  • caps look jaded, lack-lustre, and worn; sometimes slightly
  • oleaginous--though, in other respects, the cap may appear glossy and
  • fresh. But as for the First Lieutenant, he ought to have extra pay
  • allowed to him, on account of his extraordinary outlays in cap fronts;
  • for he it is to whom, all day long, reports of various kinds are
  • incessantly being made by the junior Lieutenants; and no report is made
  • by them, however trivial, but caps are touched on the occasion. It is
  • obvious that these individual salutes must be greatly multiplied and
  • aggregated upon the senior Lieutenant, who must return them all.
  • Indeed, when a subordinate officer is first promoted to that rank, he
  • generally complains of the same exhaustion about the shoulder and elbow
  • that La Fayette mourned over, when, in visiting America, he did little
  • else but shake the sturdy hands of patriotic farmers from sunrise to
  • sunset.
  • The various officers of divisions having presented their respects, and
  • made good their return to their stations, the First Lieutenant turns
  • round, and, marching aft, endeavours to catch the eye of the Captain,
  • in order to touch his own cap to that personage, and thereby, without
  • adding a word of explanation, communicate the fact of all hands being
  • at their gun's. He is a sort of retort, or receiver-general, to
  • concentrate the whole sum of the information imparted to him, and
  • discharge it upon his superior at one touch of his cap front.
  • But sometimes the Captain feels out of sorts, or in ill-humour, or is
  • pleased to be somewhat capricious, or has a fancy to show a touch of
  • his omnipotent supremacy; or, peradventure, it has so happened that the
  • First Lieutenant has, in some way, piqued or offended him, and he is
  • not unwilling to show a slight specimen of his dominion over him, even
  • before the eyes of all hands; at all events, only by some one of these
  • suppositions can the singular circumstance be accounted for, that
  • frequently Captain Claret would pertinaciously promenade up and down
  • the poop, purposely averting his eye from the First Lieutenant, who
  • would stand below in the most awkward suspense, waiting the first wink
  • from his superior's eye.
  • "Now I have him!" he must have said to himself, as the Captain would
  • turn toward him in his walk; "now's my time!" and up would go his hand
  • to his cap; but, alas! the Captain was off again; and the men at the
  • guns would cast sly winks at each other as the embarrassed Lieutenant
  • would bite his lips with suppressed vexation.
  • Upon some occasions this scene would be repeated several times, till at
  • last Captain Claret, thinking, that in the eyes of all hands, his
  • dignity must by this time be pretty well bolstered, would stalk towards
  • his subordinate, looking him full in the eyes; whereupon up goes his
  • hand to the cap front, and the Captain, nodding his acceptance of the
  • report, descends from his perch to the quarter-deck.
  • By this time the stately Commodore slowly emerges from his cabin, and
  • soon stands leaning alone against the brass rails of the
  • after-hatchway. In passing him, the Captain makes a profound
  • salutation, which his superior returns, in token that the Captain is at
  • perfect liberty to proceed with the ceremonies of the hour.
  • Marching on, Captain Claret at last halts near the main-mast, at the
  • head of a group of the ward-room officers, and by the side of the
  • Chaplain. At a sign from his finger, the brass band strikes up the
  • Portuguese hymn. This over, from Commodore to hammock-boy, all hands
  • uncover, and the Chaplain reads a prayer. Upon its conclusion, the drum
  • beats the retreat, and the ship's company disappear from the guns. At
  • sea or in harbour, this ceremony is repeated every morning and evening.
  • By those stationed on the quarter-deck the Chaplain is distinctly
  • heard; but the quarter-deck gun division embraces but a tenth part of
  • the ship's company, many of whom are below, on the main-deck, where not
  • one syllable of the prayer can be heard. This seemed a great
  • misfortune; for I well knew myself how blessed and soothing it was to
  • mingle twice every day in these peaceful devotions, and, with the
  • Commodore, and Captain, and smallest boy, unite in acknowledging
  • Almighty God. There was also a touch of the temporary equality of the
  • Church about it, exceedingly grateful to a man-of-war's-man like me.
  • My carronade-gun happened to be directly opposite the brass railing
  • against which the Commodore invariably leaned at prayers. Brought so
  • close together, twice every day, for more than a year, we could not but
  • become intimately acquainted with each other's faces. To this fortunate
  • circumstance it is to be ascribed, that some time after reaching home,
  • we were able to recognise each other when we chanced to meet in
  • Washington, at a ball given by the Russian Minister, the Baron de
  • Bodisco. And though, while on board the frigate, the Commodore never in
  • any manner personally addressed me--nor did I him--yet, at the
  • Minister's social entertainment, we _there_ became exceedingly chatty;
  • nor did I fail to observe, among that crowd of foreign dignitaries and
  • magnates from all parts of America, that my worthy friend did not
  • appear so exalted as when leaning, in solitary state, against the brass
  • railing of the Neversink's quarter-deck. Like many other gentlemen, he
  • appeared to the best advantage, and was treated with the most deference
  • in the bosom of his home, the frigate.
  • Our morning and evening quarters were agreeably diversified for some
  • weeks by a little circumstance, which to some of us at least, always
  • seemed very pleasing.
  • At Callao, half of the Commodore's cabin had been hospitably yielded to
  • the family of a certain aristocratic-looking magnate, who was going
  • ambassador from Peru to the Court of the Brazils, at Rio. This
  • dignified diplomatist sported a long, twirling mustache, that almost
  • enveloped his mouth. The sailors said he looked like a rat with his
  • teeth through a bunch of oakum, or a St. Jago monkey peeping through a
  • prickly-pear bush.
  • He was accompanied by a very beautiful wife, and a still more beautiful
  • little daughter, about six years old. Between this dark-eyed little
  • gipsy and our chaplain there soon sprung up a cordial love and good
  • feeling, so much so, that they were seldom apart. And whenever the drum
  • beat to quarters, and the sailors were hurrying to their stations, this
  • little signorita would outrun them all to gain her own quarters at the
  • capstan, where she would stand by the chaplain's side, grasping his
  • hand, and looking up archly in his face.
  • It was a sweet relief from the domineering sternness of our martial
  • discipline--a sternness not relaxed even at our devotions before the
  • altar of the common God of commodore and cabin-boy--to see that lovely
  • little girl standing among the thirty-two pounders, and now and then
  • casting a wondering, commiserating glance at the array of grim seamen
  • around her.
  • CHAPTER LXX.
  • MONTHLY MUSTER ROUND THE CAPSTAN.
  • Besides general quarters, and the regular morning and evening quarters
  • for prayers on board the Neversink, on the first Sunday of every month
  • we had a grand "_muster round the capstan_," when we passed in solemn
  • review before the Captain and officers, who closely scanned our frocks
  • and trowsers, to see whether they were according to the Navy cut. In
  • some ships, every man is required to bring his bag and hammock along
  • for inspection.
  • This ceremony acquires its chief solemnity, and, to a novice, is
  • rendered even terrible, by the reading of the Articles of War by the
  • Captain's clerk before the assembled ship's company, who in testimony
  • of their enforced reverence for the code, stand bareheaded till the
  • last sentence is pronounced.
  • To a mere amateur reader the quiet perusal of these Articles of War
  • would be attended with some nervous emotions. Imagine, then, what _my_
  • feelings must have been, when, with my hat deferentially in my hand, I
  • stood before my lord and master, Captain Claret, and heard these
  • Articles read as the law and gospel, the infallible, unappealable
  • dispensation and code, whereby I lived, and moved, and had my being on
  • board of the United States ship Neversink.
  • Of some twenty offences--made penal--that a seaman may commit, and
  • which are specified in this code, thirteen are punishable by death.
  • "_Shall suffer death!_" This was the burden of nearly every Article
  • read by the Captain's clerk; for he seemed to have been instructed to
  • omit the longer Articles, and only present those which were brief and
  • to the point.
  • "_Shall suffer death!_" The repeated announcement falls on your ear
  • like the intermitting discharge of artillery. After it has been
  • repeated again and again, you listen to the reader as he deliberately
  • begins a new paragraph; you hear him reciting the involved, but
  • comprehensive and clear arrangement of the sentence, detailing all
  • possible particulars of the offence described, and you breathlessly
  • await, whether _that_ clause also is going to be concluded by the
  • discharge of the terrible minute-gun. When, lo! it again booms on your
  • ear--_shall suffer death!_ No reservations, no contingencies; not the
  • remotest promise of pardon or reprieve; not a glimpse of commutation of
  • the sentence; all hope and consolation is shut out--_shall suffer
  • death!_ that is the simple fact for you to digest; and it is a tougher
  • morsel, believe White-Jacket when he says it, than a forty-two-pound
  • cannon-ball.
  • But there is a glimmering of an alternative to the sailor who infringes
  • these Articles. Some of them thus terminates: "_Shall suffer death, or
  • such punishment as a court-martial shall adjudge_." But hints this at a
  • penalty still more serious? Perhaps it means "_death, or worse
  • punishment_."
  • Your honours of the Spanish Inquisition, Loyola and Torquemada!
  • produce, reverend gentlemen, your most secret code, and match these
  • Articles of War, if you can. Jack Ketch, _you_ also are experienced in
  • these things! Thou most benevolent of mortals, who standest by us, and
  • hangest round our necks, when all the rest of this world are against
  • us--tell us, hangman, what punishment is this, horribly hinted at as
  • being worse than death? Is it, upon an empty stomach, to read the
  • Articles of War every morning, for the term of one's natural life? Or
  • is it to be imprisoned in a cell, with its walls papered from floor to
  • ceiling with printed copies, in italics, of these Articles of War?
  • But it needs not to dilate upon the pure, bubbling milk of human
  • kindness, and Christian charity, and forgiveness of injuries which
  • pervade this charming document, so thoroughly imbued, as a Christian
  • code, with the benignant spirit of the Sermon on the Mount. But as it
  • is very nearly alike in the foremost states of Christendom, and as it
  • is nationally set forth by those states, it indirectly becomes an index
  • to the true condition of the present civilization of the world.
  • As, month after month, I would stand bareheaded among my shipmates, and
  • hear this document read, I have thought to myself, Well, well,
  • White-Jacket, you are in a sad box, indeed. But prick your ears, there
  • goes another minute-gun. It admonishes you to take all bad usage in
  • good part, and never to join in any public meeting that may be held on
  • the gun-deck for a redress of grievances. Listen:
  • Art. XIII. "If any person in the navy shall make, or attempt to make,
  • any mutinous assembly, he shall, on conviction thereof by a court
  • martial, suffer death."
  • Bless me, White-Jacket, are you a great gun yourself, that you so
  • recoil, to the extremity of your breechings, at that discharge?
  • But give ear again. Here goes another minute-gun. It indirectly
  • admonishes you to receive the grossest insult, and stand still under it:
  • Art. XIV. "No private in the navy shall disobey the lawful orders of
  • his superior officer, or strike him, or draw, or offer to draw, or
  • raise any weapon against him, while in the execution of the duties of
  • his office, on pain of death."
  • Do not hang back there by the bulwarks, White-Jacket; come up to the
  • mark once more; for here goes still another minute-gun, which
  • admonishes you never to be caught napping:
  • Part of Art. XX. "If any person in the navy shall sleep upon his watch,
  • he shall suffer death."
  • Murderous! But then, in time of peace, they do not enforce these
  • blood-thirsty laws? Do they not, indeed? What happened to those three
  • sailors on board an American armed vessel a few years ago, quite within
  • your memory, White-Jacket; yea, while you yourself were yet serving on
  • board this very frigate, the Neversink? What happened to those three
  • Americans, White-Jacket--those three sailors, even as you, who once
  • were alive, but now are dead? "_Shall suffer death!_" those were the
  • three words that hung those three sailors.
  • Have a care, then, have a care, lest you come to a sad end, even the
  • end of a rope; lest, with a black-and-blue throat, you turn a dumb
  • diver after pearl-shells; put to bed for ever, and tucked in, in your
  • own hammock, at the bottom of the sea. And there you will lie,
  • White-Jacket, while hostile navies are playing cannon-ball billiards
  • over your grave.
  • By the main-mast! then, in a time of profound peace, I am subject to
  • the cut-throat martial law. And when my own brother, who happens to be
  • dwelling ashore, and does not serve his country as I am now doing--when
  • _he_ is at liberty to call personally upon the President of the United
  • States, and express his disapprobation of the whole national
  • administration, here am I, liable at any time to be run up at the
  • yard-arm, with a necklace, made by no jeweler, round my neck!
  • A hard case, truly, White-Jacket; but it cannot be helped. Yes; you
  • live under this same martial law. Does not everything around you din
  • the fact in your ears? Twice every day do you not jump to your quarters
  • at the sound of a drum? Every morning, in port, are you not roused from
  • your hammock by the _reveille_, and sent to it again at nightfall by
  • the _tattoo?_ Every Sunday are you not commanded in the mere matter of
  • the very dress you shall wear through that blessed day? Can your
  • shipmates so much as drink their "tot of grog?" nay, can they even
  • drink but a cup of water at the scuttle-butt, without an armed sentry
  • standing over them? Does not every officer wear a sword instead of a
  • cane? You live and move among twenty-four-pounders. White-Jacket; the
  • very cannon-balls are deemed an ornament around you, serving to
  • embellish the hatchways; and should you come to die at sea,
  • White-Jacket, still two cannon-balls would bear you company when you
  • would be committed to the deep. Yea, by all methods, and devices, and
  • inventions, you are momentarily admonished of the fact that you live
  • under the Articles of War. And by virtue of them it is, White-Jacket,
  • that, without a hearing and without a trial, you may, at a wink from
  • the Captain, be condemned to the scourge.
  • Speak you true? Then let me fly!
  • Nay, White-Jacket, the landless horizon hoops you in.
  • Some tempest, then, surge all the sea against us! hidden reefs and
  • rocks, arise and dash the ships to chips! I was not born a serf, and
  • will not live a slave! Quick! cork-screw whirlpools, suck us down!
  • world's end whelm us!
  • Nay, White-Jacket, though this frigate laid her broken bones upon the
  • Antarctic shores of Palmer's Land; though not two planks adhered;
  • though all her guns were spiked by sword-fish blades, and at her
  • yawning hatchways mouth-yawning sharks swam in and out; yet, should you
  • escape the wreck and scramble to the beach, this Martial Law would meet
  • you still, and snatch you by the throat. Hark!
  • Art. XLII. Part of Sec. 3.-"In all cases where the crews of the ships
  • or vessels of the United States shall be separated from their vessels
  • by the latter being wrecked, lost, or destroyed, all the command,
  • power, and authority given to the officers of such ships or vessels
  • shall remain, and be in full force, as effectually as if such ship or
  • vessel were not so wrecked, lost or destroyed."
  • Hear you that, White-Jacket! I tell you there is no escape. Afloat or
  • wrecked the Martial Law relaxes not its gripe. And though, by that
  • self-same warrant, for some offence therein set down, you were indeed
  • to "suffer death," even then the Martial Law might hunt you straight
  • through the other world, and out again at its other end, following you
  • through all eternity, like an endless thread on the inevitable track of
  • its own point, passing unnumbered needles through.
  • CHAPTER LXXI.
  • THE GENEALOGY OF THE ARTICLES OF WAR.
  • As the Articles of War form the ark and constitution of the penal laws
  • of the American Navy, in all sobriety and earnestness it may be well to
  • glance at their origin. Whence came they? And how is it that one arm of
  • the national defences of a Republic comes to be ruled by a Turkish
  • code, whose every section almost, like each of the tubes of a revolving
  • pistol, fires nothing short of death into the heart of an offender? How
  • comes it that, by virtue of a law solemnly ratified by a Congress of
  • freemen, the representatives of freemen, thousands of Americans are
  • subjected to the most despotic usages, and, from the dockyards of a
  • republic, absolute monarchies are launched, with the "glorious stars
  • and stripes" for an ensign? By what unparalleled anomaly, by what
  • monstrous grafting of tyranny upon freedom did these Articles of War
  • ever come to be so much as heard of in the American Navy?
  • Whence came they? They cannot be the indigenous growth of those
  • political institutions, which are based upon that arch-democrat Thomas
  • Jefferson's Declaration of Independence? No; they are an importation
  • from abroad, even from Britain, whose laws we Americans hurled off as
  • tyrannical, and yet retained the most tyrannical of all.
  • But we stop not here; for these Articles of War had their congenial
  • origin in a period of the history of Britain when the Puritan Republic
  • had yielded to a monarchy restored; when a hangman Judge Jeffreys
  • sentenced a world's champion like Algernon Sidney to the block; when
  • one of a race by some deemed accursed of God--even a Stuart, was on the
  • throne; and a Stuart, also, was at the head of the Navy, as Lord High
  • Admiral. One, the son of a King beheaded for encroachments upon the
  • rights of his people, and the other, his own brother, afterward a king,
  • James II., who was hurled from the throne for his tyranny. This is the
  • origin of the Articles of War; and it carries with it an unmistakable
  • clew to their despotism.[4]
  • ----
  • [FOOTNOTE-4] The first Naval Articles of War in the English language
  • were passed in the thirteenth year of the reign of Charles the Second,
  • under the title of "_An act for establishing Articles and Orders for
  • the regulating and better Government of his Majesty's Navies,
  • Ships-of-War, and Forces by Sea_." This act was repealed, and, so far
  • as concerned the officers, a modification of it substituted, in the
  • twenty-second year of the reign of George the Second, shortly after the
  • Peace of Aix la Chapelle, just one century ago. This last act, it is
  • believed, comprises, in substance, the Articles of War at this day in
  • force in the British Navy. It is not a little curious, nor without
  • meaning, that neither of these acts explicitly empowers an officer to
  • inflict the lash. It would almost seem as if, in this case, the British
  • lawgivers were willing to leave such a stigma out of an organic
  • statute, and bestow the power of the lash in some less solemn, and
  • perhaps less public manner. Indeed, the only broad enactments directly
  • sanctioning naval scourging at sea are to be found in the United States
  • Statute Book and in the "Sea Laws" of the absolute monarch, Louis le
  • Grand, of France.[4.1]
  • Taking for their basis the above-mentioned British Naval Code, and
  • ingrafting upon it the positive scourging laws, which Britain was loth
  • to recognise as organic statutes, our American lawgivers, in the year
  • 1800, framed the Articles of War now governing the American Navy. They
  • may be found in the second volume of the "United States Statutes at
  • Large," under chapter xxxiii.--"An act for the _better_ government of
  • the Navy of the United States."
  • [4.1] For reference to the latter (L'Ord. de la Marine), _vide_
  • Curtis's "Treatise on the Rights and Duties of Merchant-Seamen,
  • according to the General Maritime Law," Part ii., c. i.
  • ----
  • Nor is it a dumb thing that the men who, in democratic Cromwell's time,
  • first proved to the nations the toughness of the British oak and the
  • hardihood of the British sailor--that in Cromwell's time, whose fleets
  • struck terror into the cruisers of France, Spain, Portugal, and
  • Holland, and the corsairs of Algiers and the Levant; in Cromwell's
  • time, when Robert Blake swept the Narrow Seas of all the keels of a
  • Dutch Admiral who insultingly carried a broom at his fore-mast; it is
  • not a dumb thing that, at a period deemed so glorious to the British
  • Navy, these Articles of War were unknown.
  • Nevertheless, it is granted that some laws or other must have governed
  • Blake's sailors at that period; but they must have been far less severe
  • than those laid down in the written code which superseded them, since,
  • according to the father-in-law of James II., the Historian of the
  • Rebellion, the English Navy, prior to the enforcement of the new code,
  • was full of officers and sailors who, of all men, were the most
  • republican. Moreover, the same author informs us that the first work
  • undertaken by his respected son-in-law, then Duke of York, upon
  • entering on the duties of Lord High Admiral, was to have a grand
  • re-christening of the men-of-war, which still carried on their sterns
  • names too democratic to suit his high-tory ears.
  • But if these Articles of War were unknown in Blake's time, and also
  • during the most brilliant period of Admiral Benbow's career, what
  • inference must follow? That such tyrannical ordinances are not
  • indispensable--even during war--to the highest possible efficiency of a
  • military marine.
  • CHAPTER LXXII.
  • "HEREIN ARE THE GOOD ORDINANCES OF THE SEA, WHICH WISE MEN, WHO VOYAGED
  • ROUND THE WORLD, GAVE TO OUR ANCESTORS, AND WHICH CONSTITUTE THE BOOKS
  • OF THE SCIENCE OF GOOD CUSTOMS."
  • --_The Consulate of the Sea_.
  • The present usages of the American Navy are such that, though there is
  • no government enactment to that effect, yet, in many respect, its
  • Commanders seem virtually invested with the power to observe or
  • violate, as seems to them fit, several of the Articles of War.
  • According to Article XV., "_No person in the Navy shall quarrel with
  • any other person in the Navy, nor use provoking or reproachful words,
  • gestures, or menaces, on pain of such punishment as a court-martial
  • shall adjudge_."
  • "_Provoking or reproachful words!_" Officers of the Navy, answer me!
  • Have you not, many of you, a thousand times violated this law, and
  • addressed to men, whose tongues were tied by this very Article,
  • language which no landsman would ever hearken to without flying at the
  • throat of his insulter? I know that worse words than _you_ ever used
  • are to be heard addressed by a merchant-captain to his crew; but the
  • merchant-captain does not live under this XVth Article of War.
  • Not to make an example of him, nor to gratify any personal feeling, but
  • to furnish one certain illustration of what is here asserted, I
  • honestly declare that Captain Claret, of the Neversink, repeatedly
  • violated this law in his own proper person.
  • According to Article III., no officer, or other person in the Navy,
  • shall be guilty of "oppression, fraud, profane swearing, drunkenness,
  • or any other scandalous conduct."
  • Again let me ask you, officers of the Navy, whether many of you have
  • not repeatedly, and in more than one particular, violated this law? And
  • here, again, as a certain illustration, I must once more cite Captain
  • Claret as an offender, especially in the matter of profane swearing. I
  • must also cite four of the lieutenants, some eight of the midshipmen,
  • and nearly all the seamen.
  • Additional Articles might be quoted that are habitually violated by the
  • officers, while nearly all those _exclusively_ referring to the sailors
  • are unscrupulously enforced. Yet those Articles, by which the sailor is
  • scourged at the gangway, are not one whit more laws than those _other_
  • Articles, binding upon the officers, that have become obsolete from
  • immemorial disuse; while still other Articles, to which the sailors
  • alone are obnoxious, are observed or violated at the caprice of the
  • Captain. Now, if it be not so much the severity as the certainty of
  • punishment that deters from transgression, how fatal to all proper
  • reverence for the enactments of Congress must be this disregard of its
  • statutes.
  • Still more. This violation of the law, on the part of the officers, in
  • many cases involves oppression to the sailor. But throughout the whole
  • naval code, which so hems in the mariner by law upon law, and which
  • invests the Captain with so much judicial and administrative authority
  • over him--in most cases entirely discretionary--not one solitary clause
  • is to be found which in any way provides means for a seaman deeming
  • himself aggrieved to obtain redress. Indeed, both the written and
  • unwritten laws of the American Navy are as destitute of individual
  • guarantees to the mass of seamen as the Statute Book of the despotic
  • Empire of Russia.
  • Who put this great gulf between the American Captain and the American
  • sailor? Or is the Captain a creature of like passions with ourselves?
  • Or is he an infallible archangel, incapable of the shadow of error? Or
  • has a sailor no mark of humanity, no attribute of manhood, that, bound
  • hand and foot, he is cast into an American frigate shorn of all rights
  • and defences, while the notorious lawlessness of the Commander has
  • passed into a proverb, familiar to man-of-war's-men, _the law was not
  • made for the Captain!_ Indeed, he may almost be said to put off the
  • citizen when he touches his quarter-deck; and, almost exempt from the
  • law of the land himself, he comes down upon others with a judicial
  • severity unknown on the national soil. With the Articles of War in one
  • hand, and the cat-o'-nine-tails in the other, he stands an undignified
  • parody upon Mohammed enforcing Moslemism with the sword and the Koran.
  • The concluding sections of the Articles of War treat of the naval
  • courts-martial before which officers are tried for serious offences as
  • well as the seamen. The oath administered to members of these
  • courts--which sometimes sit upon matters of life and death--explicitly
  • enjoins that the members shall not "at any time divulge the vote or
  • opinion of any particular member of the court, unless required so to do
  • before a court of justice in due course of law."
  • Here, then, is a Council of Ten and a Star Chamber indeed! Remember,
  • also, that though the sailor is sometimes tried for his life before a
  • tribunal like this, in no case do his fellow-sailors, his peers, form
  • part of the court. Yet that a man should be tried by his peers is the
  • fundamental principle of all civilised jurisprudence. And not only
  • tried by his peers, but his peers must be unanimous to render a
  • verdict; whereas, in a court-martial, the concurrence of a majority of
  • conventional and social superiors is all that is requisite.
  • In the English Navy, it is said, they had a law which authorised the
  • sailor to appeal, if he chose, from the decision of the Captain--even
  • in a comparatively trivial case--to the higher tribunal of a
  • court-martial. It was an English seaman who related this to me. When I
  • said that such a law must be a fatal clog to the exercise of the penal
  • power in the Captain, he, in substance, told me the following story.
  • A top-man guilty of drunkenness being sent to the gratings, and the
  • scourge about to be inflicted, he turned round and demanded a
  • court-martial. The Captain smiled, and ordered him to be taken down and
  • put into the "brig," There he was kept in irons some weeks, when,
  • despairing of being liberated, he offered to compromise at two dozen
  • lashes. "Sick of your bargain, then, are you?" said the Captain. "No,
  • no! a court-martial you demanded, and a court-martial you shall have!"
  • Being at last tried before the bar of quarter-deck officers, he was
  • condemned to two hundred lashes. What for? for his having been drunk?
  • No! for his having had the insolence to appeal from an authority, in
  • maintaining which the men who tried and condemned him had so strong a
  • sympathetic interest.
  • Whether this story be wholly true or not, or whether the particular law
  • involved prevails, or ever did prevail, in the English Navy, the thing,
  • nevertheless, illustrates the ideas that man-of-war's-men themselves
  • have touching the tribunals in question.
  • What can be expected from a court whose deeds are done in the darkness
  • of the recluse courts of the Spanish Inquisition? when that darkness is
  • solemnised by an oath on the Bible? when an oligarchy of epaulets sits
  • upon the bench, and a plebeian top-man, without a jury, stands
  • judicially naked at the bar?
  • In view of these things, and especially in view of the fact that, in
  • several cases, the degree of punishment inflicted upon a
  • man-of-war's-man is absolutely left to the discretion of the court,
  • what shame should American legislators take to themselves, that with
  • perfect truth we may apply to the entire body of the American
  • man-of-war's-men that infallible principle of Sir Edward Coke: "It is
  • one of the genuine marks of servitude to have the law either concealed
  • or precarious." But still better may we subscribe to the saying of Sir
  • Matthew Hale in his History of the Common Law, that "the Martial Law,
  • being based upon no settled principles, is, in truth and reality, no
  • law, but something indulged rather than allowed as a law."
  • I know it may be said that the whole nature of this naval code is
  • purposely adapted to the war exigencies of the Navy. But waiving the
  • grave question that might be raised concerning the moral, not judicial,
  • lawfulness of this arbitrary code, even in time of war; be it asked,
  • why it is in force during a time of peace? The United States has now
  • existed as a nation upward of seventy years, and in all that time the
  • alleged necessity for the operation of the naval code--in cases deemed
  • capital--has only existed during a period of two or three years at most.
  • Some may urge that the severest operations of the code are tacitly made
  • null in time of peace. But though with respect to several of the
  • Articles this holds true, yet at any time any and all of them may be
  • legally enforced. Nor have there been wanting recent instances,
  • illustrating the spirit of this code, even in cases where the letter of
  • the code was not altogether observed. The well-known case of a United
  • States brig furnishes a memorable example, which at any moment may be
  • repeated. Three men, in a time of peace, were then hung at the
  • yard-arm, merely because, in the Captain's judgment, it became
  • necessary to hang them. To this day the question of their complete
  • guilt is socially discussed.
  • How shall we characterise such a deed? Says Blackstone, "If any one
  • that hath commission of martial authority doth, in time of peace, hang,
  • or otherwise execute any man by colour of martial law, this is murder;
  • for it is against Magna Charta."* [* Commentaries, b. i., c. xiii.]
  • Magna Charta! We moderns, who may be landsmen, may justly boast of
  • civil immunities not possessed by our forefathers; but our remoter
  • forefathers who happened to be mariners may straighten themselves even
  • in their ashes to think that their lawgivers were wiser and more humane
  • in their generation than our lawgivers in ours. Compare the sea-laws of
  • our Navy with the Roman and Rhodian ocean ordinances; compare them with
  • the "Consulate of the Sea;" compare them with the Laws of the Hanse
  • Towns; compare them with the ancient Wisbury laws. In the last we find
  • that they were ocean democrats in those days. "If he strikes, he ought
  • to receive blow for blow." Thus speak out the Wisbury laws concerning a
  • Gothland sea-captain.
  • In final reference to all that has been said in previous chapters
  • touching the severity and unusualness of the laws of the American Navy,
  • and the large authority vested in its commanding officers, be it here
  • observed, that White-Jacket is not unaware of the fact, that the
  • responsibility of an officer commanding at sea--whether in the merchant
  • service or the national marine--is unparalleled by that of any other
  • relation in which man may stand to man. Nor is he unmindful that both
  • wisdom and humanity dictate that, from the peculiarity of his position,
  • a sea-officer in command should be clothed with a degree of authority
  • and discretion inadmissible in any master ashore. But, at the same
  • time, these principles--recognised by all writers on maritime law--have
  • undoubtedly furnished warrant for clothing modern sea-commanders and
  • naval courts-martial with powers which exceed the due limits of reason
  • and necessity. Nor is this the only instance where right and salutary
  • principles, in themselves almost self-evident and infallible, have been
  • advanced in justification of things, which in themselves are just as
  • self-evidently wrong and pernicious.
  • Be it here, once and for all, understood, that no sentimental and
  • theoretic love for the common sailor; no romantic belief in that
  • peculiar noble-heartedness and exaggerated generosity of disposition
  • fictitiously imputed to him in novels; and no prevailing desire to gain
  • the reputation of being his friend, have actuated me in anything I have
  • said, in any part of this work, touching the gross oppression under
  • which I know that the sailors suffers. Indifferent as to who may be the
  • parties concerned, I but desire to see wrong things righted, and equal
  • justice administered to all.
  • Nor, as has been elsewhere hinted, is the general ignorance or
  • depravity of any race of men to be alleged as an apology for tyranny
  • over them. On the contrary, it cannot admit of a reasonable doubt, in
  • any unbiased mind conversant with the interior life of a man-of-war,
  • that most of the sailor iniquities practised therein are indirectly to
  • be ascribed to the morally debasing effects of the unjust, despotic,
  • and degrading laws under which the man-of-war's-man lives.
  • CHAPTER LXXIII.
  • NIGHT AND DAY GAMBLING IN A MAN-OF-WAR.
  • Mention has been made that the game of draughts, or checkers, was
  • permitted to be played on board the Neversink. At the present time,
  • while there was little or no shipwork to be done, and all hands, in
  • high spirits, were sailing homeward over the warm smooth sea of the
  • tropics; so numerous became the players, scattered about the decks,
  • that our First Lieutenant used ironically to say that it was a pity
  • they were not tesselated with squares of white and black marble, for
  • the express benefit and convenience of the players. Had this gentleman
  • had his way, our checker-boards would very soon have been pitched out
  • of the ports. But the Captain--usually lenient in some
  • things--permitted them, and so Mr. Bridewell was fain to hold his peace.
  • But, although this one game was allowable in the frigate, all kinds of
  • gambling were strictly interdicted, under the penalty of the gangway;
  • nor were cards or dice tolerated in any way whatever. This regulation
  • was indispensable, for, of all human beings, man-of-war's-men are
  • perhaps the most inclined to gambling. The reason must be obvious to
  • any one who reflects upon their condition on shipboard. And
  • gambling--the most mischievous of vices anywhere--in a man-of-war
  • operates still more perniciously than on shore. But quite as often as
  • the law against smuggling spirits is transgressed by the unscrupulous
  • sailors, the statutes against cards and dice are evaded.
  • Sable night, which, since the beginning of the world, has winked and
  • looked on at so many deeds of iniquity--night is the time usually
  • selected for their operations by man-of-war gamblers. The place pitched
  • upon is generally the berth-deck, where the hammocks are swung, and
  • which is lighted so stintedly as not to disturb the sleeping seamen
  • with any obtruding glare. In so spacious an area the two lanterns
  • swinging from the stanchions diffuse a subdued illumination, like a
  • night-taper in the apartment of some invalid. Owing to their position,
  • also, these lanterns are far from shedding an impartial light, however
  • dim, but fling long angular rays here and there, like burglar's
  • dark-lanterns in the fifty-acre vaults of the West India Docks on the
  • Thames.
  • It may well be imagined, therefore, how well adapted is this mysterious
  • and subterranean Hall of Eblis to the clandestine proceedings of
  • gamblers, especially as the hammocks not only hang thickly, but many of
  • them swing very low, within two feet of the floor, thus forming
  • innumerable little canvas glens, grottoes, nooks, corners, and
  • crannies, where a good deal of wickedness may be practiced by the wary
  • with considerable impunity.
  • Now the master-at-arms, assisted by his mates, the ship's corporals,
  • reigns supreme in these bowels of the ship. Throughout the night these
  • policemen relieve each other at standing guard over the premises; and,
  • except when the watches are called, they sit in the midst of a profound
  • silence, only invaded by trumpeters' snores, or the ramblings of some
  • old sheet-anchor-man in his sleep.
  • The two ship's corporals went among the sailors by the names of Leggs
  • and Pounce; Pounce had been a policeman, it was said, in Liverpool;
  • Leggs, a turnkey attached to "The Tombs" in New York. Hence their
  • education eminently fitted them for their stations; and Bland, the
  • master-at-arms, ravished with their dexterity in prying out offenders,
  • used to call them his two right hands.
  • When man-of-war's-men desire to gamble, they appoint the hour, and
  • select some certain corner, in some certain shadow, behind some certain
  • hammock. They then contribute a small sum toward a joint fund, to be
  • invested in a bribe for some argus-eyed shipmate, who shall play the
  • part of a spy upon the master-at-arms and corporals while the gaming is
  • in progress. In nine cases out of ten these arrangements are so cunning
  • and comprehensive, that the gamblers, eluding all vigilance, conclude
  • their game unmolested. But now and then, seduced into unwariness, or
  • perhaps, from parsimony, being unwilling to employ the services of a
  • spy, they are suddenly lighted upon by the constables, remorselessly
  • collared, and dragged into the brig there to await a dozen lashes in
  • the morning.
  • Several times at midnight I have been startled out of a sound sleep by
  • a sudden, violent rush under my hammock, caused by the abrupt breaking
  • up of some nest of gamblers, who have scattered in all directions,
  • brushing under the tiers of swinging pallets, and setting them all in a
  • rocking commotion.
  • It is, however, while laying in port that gambling most thrives in a
  • man-of-war. Then the men frequently practice their dark deeds in the
  • light of the day, and the additional guards which, at such times, they
  • deem indispensable, are not unworthy of note. More especially, their
  • extra precautions in engaging the services of several spies,
  • necessitate a considerable expenditure, so that, in port, the diversion
  • of gambling rises to the dignity of a nabob luxury.
  • During the day the master-at-arms and his corporals are continually
  • prowling about on all three decks, eager to spy out iniquities. At one
  • time, for example, you see Leggs switching his magisterial rattan, and
  • lurking round the fore-mast on the spar-deck; the next moment, perhaps,
  • he is three decks down, out of sight, prowling among the cable-tiers.
  • Just so with his master, and Pounce his coadjutor; they are here,
  • there, and everywhere, seemingly gifted with ubiquity.
  • In order successfully to carry on their proceedings by day, the
  • gamblers must see to it that each of these constables is relentlessly
  • dogged wherever he goes; so that, in case of his approach toward the
  • spot where themselves are engaged, they may be warned of the fact in
  • time to make good their escape. Accordingly, light and active scouts
  • are selected to follow the constable about. From their youthful
  • alertness and activity, the boys of the mizzen-top are generally chosen
  • for this purpose.
  • But this is not all. Onboard of most men-of-war there is a set of sly,
  • knavish foxes among the crew, destitute of every principle of honour,
  • and on a par with Irish informers. In man-of-war parlance, they come
  • under the denomination of _fancy-men_ and _white-mice_, They are called
  • _fancy-men_ because, from their zeal in craftily reporting offenders,
  • they are presumed to be regarded with high favour by some of the
  • officers. Though it is seldom that these informers can be certainly
  • individualised, so secret and subtle are they in laying their
  • information, yet certain of the crew, and especially certain of the
  • marines, are invariably suspected to be _fancy-men_ and _white-mice_,
  • and are accordingly more or less hated by their comrades.
  • Now, in addition to having an eye on the master-at-arms and his aids,
  • the day-gamblers must see to it, that every person suspected of being a
  • _white-mouse_ or _fancy-man_, is like-wise dogged wherever he goes.
  • Additional scouts are retained constantly to snuff at their trail. But
  • the mysteries of man-of-war vice are wonderful; and it is now to be
  • recorded, that, from long habit and observation, and familiarity with
  • the _guardo moves_ and _manoeuvres_ of a frigate, the master-at-arms
  • and his aids can almost invariably tell when any gambling is going on
  • by day; though, in the crowded vessel, abounding in decks, tops, dark
  • places, and outlandish corners of all sorts, they may not be able to
  • pounce upon the identical spot where the gamblers are hidden.
  • During the period that Bland was suspended from his office as
  • master-at-arms, a person who, among the sailors, went by the name of
  • Sneak, having been long suspected to have been a _white-mouse_, was put
  • in Bland's place. He proved a hangdog, sidelong catch-thief, but gifted
  • with a marvellous perseverance in ferreting out culprits; following in
  • their track like an inevitable Cuba blood-hound, with his noiseless
  • nose. When disconcerted, however, you sometimes heard his bay.
  • "The muffled dice are somewhere around," Sneak would say to his aids;
  • "there are them three chaps, there, been dogging me about for the last
  • half-hour. I say, Pounce, has any one been scouting around _you_ this
  • morning?"
  • "Four on 'em," says Pounce. "I know'd it; I know'd the muffled dice was
  • rattlin'!"
  • "Leggs!" says the master-at-arms to his other aid, "Leggs, how is it
  • with _you_--any spies?"
  • "Ten on' em," says Leggs. "There's one on 'em now--that fellow
  • stitching a hat."
  • "Halloo, you, sir!" cried the master-at-arms, "top your boom and sail
  • large, now. If I see you about me again, I'll have you up to the mast."
  • "What am I a-doin' now?" says the hat-stitcher, with a face as long as
  • a rope-walk. "Can't a feller be workin' here, without being 'spected of
  • Tom Coxe's traverse, up one ladder and down t'other?"
  • "Oh, I know the moves, sir; I have been on board a _guardo_. Top your
  • boom, I say, and be off, or I'll have you hauled up and riveted in a
  • clinch--both fore-tacks over the main-yard, and no bloody knife to cut
  • the seizing. Sheer! or I'll pitch into you like a shin of beef into a
  • beggar's wallet."
  • It is often observable, that, in vessels of all kinds, the men who talk
  • the most sailor lingo are the least sailor-like in reality. You may
  • sometimes hear even marines jerk out more salt phrases than the Captain
  • of the Forecastle himself. On the other hand, when not actively engaged
  • in his vocation, you would take the best specimen of a seaman for a
  • landsman. When you see a fellow yawning about the docks like a
  • homeward-bound Indiaman, a long Commodore's pennant of black ribbon
  • flying from his mast-head, and fetching up at a grog-shop with a slew
  • of his hull, as if an Admiral were coming alongside a three-decker in
  • his barge; you may put that man down for what man-of-war's-men call a
  • _damn-my-eyes-tar_, that is, a humbug. And many damn-my-eyes hum-bugs
  • there are in this man-of-war world of ours.
  • CHAPTER LXXIV.
  • THE MAIN-TOP AT NIGHT.
  • The whole of our run from Rio to the Line was one delightful yachting,
  • so far as fine weather and the ship's sailing were concerned. It was
  • especially pleasant when our quarter-watch lounged in the main-top,
  • diverting ourselves in many agreeable ways. Removed from the immediate
  • presence of the officers, we there harmlessly enjoyed ourselves, more
  • than in any other part of the ship. By day, many of us were very
  • industrious, making hats or mending our clothes. But by night we became
  • more romantically inclined.
  • Often Jack Chase, an enthusiastic admirer of sea-scenery, would direct
  • our attention to the moonlight on the waves, by fine snatches from his
  • catalogue of poets. I shall never forget the lyric air with which, one
  • morning, at dawn of day, when all the East was flushed with red and
  • gold, he stood leaning against the top-mast shrouds, and stretching his
  • bold hand over the sea, exclaimed, "Here comes Aurora: top-mates, see!"
  • And, in a liquid, long-lingering tone, he recited the lines,
  • "With gentle hand, as seeming oft to pause,
  • The purple curtains of the morn she draws."
  • "Commodore Camoens, White-Jacket.--But bear a hand there; we must rig
  • out that stun'-sail boom--the wind is shifting."
  • From our lofty perch, of a moonlight night, the frigate itself was a
  • glorious sight. She was going large before the wind, her stun'-sails
  • set on both sides, so that the canvas on the main-mast and fore-mast
  • presented the appearance of majestic, tapering pyramids, more than a
  • hundred feet broad at the base, and terminating in the clouds with the
  • light copestone of the royals. That immense area of snow-white canvas
  • sliding along the sea was indeed a magnificent spectacle. The three
  • shrouded masts looked like the apparitions of three gigantic Turkish
  • Emirs striding over the ocean.
  • Nor, at times, was the sound of music wanting, to augment the poetry of
  • the scene. The whole band would be assembled on the poop, regaling the
  • officers, and incidentally ourselves, with their fine old airs. To
  • these, some of us would occasionally dance in the _top_, which was
  • almost as large as an ordinary sized parlour. When the instrumental
  • melody of the band was not to be had, our nightingales mustered their
  • voices, and gave us a song.
  • Upon these occasions Jack Chase was often called out, and regaled us,
  • in his own free and noble style, with the "_Spanish Ladies_"--a
  • favourite thing with British man-of-war's-men--and many other salt-sea
  • ballads and ditties, including,
  • "Sir Patrick Spens was the best sailor
  • That ever sailed the sea."
  • also,
  • "And three times around spun our gallant ship;
  • Three times around spun she;
  • Three times around spun our gallant ship,
  • And she went to the bottom of the sea--
  • The sea, the sea, the sea,
  • And she went to the bottom of the sea!"
  • These songs would be varied by sundry _yarns_ and _twisters_ of the
  • top-men. And it was at these times that I always endeavoured to draw
  • out the oldest Tritons into narratives of the war-service they had
  • seen. There were but few of them, it is true, who had been in action;
  • but that only made their narratives the more valuable.
  • There was an old negro, who went by the name of Tawney, a
  • sheet-anchor-man, whom we often invited into our top of tranquil
  • nights, to hear him discourse. He was a staid and sober seaman, very
  • intelligent, with a fine, frank bearing, one of the best men in the
  • ship, and held in high estimation by every one.
  • It seems that, during the last war between England and America, he had,
  • with several others, been "impressed" upon the high seas, out of a New
  • England merchantman. The ship that impressed him was an English
  • frigate, the Macedonian, afterward taken by the Neversink, the ship in
  • which we were sailing.
  • It was the holy Sabbath, according to Tawney, and, as the Briton bore
  • down on the American--her men at their quarters--Tawney and his
  • countrymen, who happened to be stationed at the quarter-deck battery,
  • respectfully accosted the captain--an old man by the name of Cardan--as
  • he passed them, in his rapid promenade, his spy-glass under his arm.
  • Again they assured him that they were not Englishmen, and that it was a
  • most bitter thing to lift their hands against the flag of that country
  • which harboured the mothers that bore them. They conjured him to
  • release them from their guns, and allow them to remain neutral during
  • the conflict. But when a ship of any nation is running into action, it
  • is no time for argument, small time for justice, and not much time for
  • humanity. Snatching a pistol from the belt of a boarder standing by,
  • the Captain levelled it at the heads of the three sailors, and
  • commanded them instantly to their quarters, under penalty of being shot
  • on the spot. So, side by side with his country's foes, Tawney and his
  • companions toiled at the guns, and fought out the fight to the last;
  • with the exception of one of them, who was killed at his post by one of
  • his own country's balls.
  • At length, having lost her fore and main-top-masts, and her mizzen-mast
  • having been shot away to the deck, and her fore-yard lying in two
  • pieces on her shattered forecastle, and in a hundred places having been
  • _hulled_ with round shot, the English frigate was reduced to the last
  • extremity. Captain Cardan ordered his signal quarter-master to strike
  • the flag.
  • Tawney was one of those who, at last, helped pull him on board the
  • Neversink. As he touched the deck, Cardan saluted Decatur, the hostile
  • commander, and offered his sword; but it was courteously declined.
  • Perhaps the victor remembered the dinner parties that he and the
  • Englishman had enjoyed together in Norfolk, just previous to the
  • breaking out of hostilities--and while both were in command of the very
  • frigates now crippled on the sea. The Macedonian, it seems, had gone
  • into Norfolk with dispatches. _Then_ they had laughed and joked over
  • their wine, and a wager of a beaver hat was said to have been made
  • between them upon the event of the hostile meeting of their ships.
  • Gazing upon the heavy batteries before him, Cardan said to Decatur,
  • "This is a seventy-four, not a frigate; no wonder the day is yours!"
  • This remark was founded upon the Neversink's superiority in guns. The
  • Neversink's main-deck-batteries then consisted, as now, of
  • twenty-four-pounders; the Macedonian's of only eighteens. In all, the
  • Neversink numbered fifty-four guns and four hundred and fifty men; the
  • Macedonian, forty-nine guns and three hundred men; a very great
  • disparity, which, united to the other circumstances of this action,
  • deprives the victory of all claims to glory beyond those that might be
  • set up by a river-horse getting the better of a seal.
  • But if Tawney spoke truth--and he was a truth-telling man this fact
  • seemed counterbalanced by a circumstance he related. When the guns of
  • the Englishman were examined, after the engagement, in more than one
  • instance the wad was found rammed against the cartridge, without
  • intercepting the ball. And though, in a frantic sea-fight, such a thing
  • might be imputed to hurry and remissness, yet Tawney, a stickler for
  • his tribe, always ascribed it to quite a different and less honourable
  • cause. But, even granting the cause he assigned to have been the true
  • one, it does not involve anything inimical to the general valour
  • displayed by the British crew. Yet, from all that may be learned from
  • candid persons who have been in sea-fights, there can be but little
  • doubt that on board of all ships, of whatever nation, in time of
  • action, no very small number of the men are exceedingly nervous, to say
  • the least, at the guns; ramming and sponging at a venture. And what
  • special patriotic interest could an impressed man, for instance, take
  • in a fight, into which he had been dragged from the arms of his wife?
  • Or is it to be wondered at that impressed English seamen have not
  • scrupled, in time of war, to cripple the arm that has enslaved them?
  • During the same general war which prevailed at and previous to the
  • period of the frigate-action here spoken of, a British flag-officer, in
  • writing to the Admiralty, said, "Everything appears to be quiet in the
  • fleet; but, in preparing for battle last week, several of the guns in
  • the after part of the ship were found to be spiked;" that is to say,
  • rendered useless. Who had spiked them? The dissatisfied seamen. Is it
  • altogether improbable, then, that the guns to which Tawney referred
  • were manned by men who purposely refrained from making them tell on the
  • foe; that, in this one action, the victory America gained was partly
  • won for her by the sulky insubordination of the enemy himself?
  • During this same period of general war, it was frequently the case that
  • the guns of English armed ships were found in the mornings with their
  • breechings cut over night. This maiming of the guns, and for the time
  • incapacitating them, was only to be imputed to that secret spirit of
  • hatred to the service which induced the spiking above referred to. But
  • even in cases where no deep-seated dissatisfaction was presumed to
  • prevail among the crew, and where a seaman, in time of action, impelled
  • by pure fear, "shirked from his gun;" it seems but flying in the face
  • of Him who made such a seaman what he constitutionally was, to sew
  • _coward_ upon his back, and degrade and agonise the already trembling
  • wretch in numberless other ways. Nor seems it a practice warranted by
  • the Sermon on the Mount, for the officer of a battery, in time of
  • battle, to stand over the men with his drawn sword (as was done in the
  • Macedonian), and run through on the spot the first seaman who showed a
  • semblance of fear. Tawney told me that he distinctly heard this order
  • given by the English Captain to his officers of divisions. Were the
  • secret history of all sea-fights written, the laurels of sea-heroes
  • would turn to ashes on their brows.
  • And how nationally disgraceful, in every conceivable point of view, is
  • the IV. of our American Articles of War: "If any person in the Navy
  • shall pusillanimously cry for quarter, he shall suffer death." Thus,
  • with death before his face from the foe, and death behind his back from
  • his countrymen, the best valour of a man-of-war's-man can never assume
  • the merit of a noble spontaneousness. In this, as in every other case,
  • the Articles of War hold out no reward for good conduct, but only
  • compel the sailor to fight, like a hired murderer, for his pay, by
  • digging his grave before his eyes if he hesitates.
  • But this Article IV. is open to still graver objections. Courage is the
  • most common and vulgar of the virtues; the only one shared with us by
  • the beasts of the field; the one most apt, by excess, to run into
  • viciousness. And since Nature generally takes away with one hand to
  • counter-balance her gifts with the other, excessive animal courage, in
  • many cases, only finds room in a character vacated of loftier things.
  • But in a naval officer, animal courage is exalted to the loftiest
  • merit, and often procures him a distinguished command.
  • Hence, if some brainless bravo be Captain of a frigate in action, he
  • may fight her against invincible odds, and seek to crown himself with
  • the glory of the shambles, by permitting his hopeless crew to be
  • butchered before his eyes, while at the same time that crew must
  • consent to be slaughtered by the foe, under penalty of being murdered
  • by the law. Look at the engagement between the American frigate Essex
  • with the two English cruisers, the Phoebe and Cherub, off the Bay of
  • Valparaiso, during the late war. It is admitted on all hands that the
  • American Captain continued to fight his crippled ship against a greatly
  • superior force; and when, at last, it became physically impossible that
  • he could ever be otherwise than vanquished in the end; and when, from
  • peculiarly unfortunate circumstances, his men merely stood up to their
  • nearly useless batteries to be dismembered and blown to pieces by the
  • incessant fire of the enemy's long guns. Nor, by thus continuing to
  • fight, did this American frigate, one iota, promote the true interests
  • of her country. I seek not to underrate any reputation which the
  • American Captain may have gained by this battle. He was a brave man;
  • _that_ no sailor will deny. But the whole world is made up of brave
  • men. Yet I would not be at all understood as impugning his special good
  • name. Nevertheless, it is not to be doubted, that if there were any
  • common-sense sailors at the guns of the Essex, however valiant they may
  • have been, those common-sense sailors must have greatly preferred to
  • strike their flag, when they saw the day was fairly lost, than postpone
  • that inevitable act till there were few American arms left to assist in
  • hauling it down. Yet had these men, under these circumstances,
  • "pusillanimously cried for quarter," by the IV. Article of War they
  • might have been legally hung.
  • According to the negro, Tawney, when the Captain of the
  • Macedonian--seeing that the Neversink had his vessel completely in her
  • power--gave the word to strike the flag, one of his officers, a man
  • hated by the seamen for his tyranny, howled out the most terrific
  • remonstrances, swearing that, for his part, he would not give up, but
  • was for sinking the Macedonian alongside the enemy. Had he been
  • Captain, doubtless he would have done so; thereby gaining the name of a
  • hero in this world;--but what would they have called him in the next?
  • But as the whole matter of war is a thing that smites common-sense and
  • Christianity in the face; so everything connected with it is utterly
  • foolish, unchristian, barbarous, brutal, and savouring of the Feejee
  • Islands, cannibalism, saltpetre, and the devil.
  • It is generally the case in a man-of-war when she strikes her flag that
  • all discipline is at an end, and the men for a time are ungovernable.
  • This was so on board of the English frigate. The spirit-room was broken
  • open, and buckets of grog were passed along the decks, where many of
  • the wounded were lying between the guns. These mariners seized the
  • buckets, and, spite of all remonstrances, gulped down the burning
  • spirits, till, as Tawney said, the blood suddenly spirted out of their
  • wounds, and they fell dead to the deck.
  • The negro had many more stories to tell of this fight; and frequently
  • he would escort me along our main-deck batteries--still mounting the
  • same guns used in the battle--pointing out their ineffaceable
  • indentations and scars. Coated over with the accumulated paint of more
  • than thirty years, they were almost invisible to a casual eye; but
  • Tawney knew them all by heart; for he had returned home in the
  • Neversink, and had beheld these scars shortly after the engagement.
  • One afternoon, I was walking with him along the gun-deck, when he
  • paused abreast of the main-mast. "This part of the ship," said he, "we
  • called the _slaughter-house_ on board the Macedonian. Here the men
  • fell, five and six at a time. An enemy always directs its shot here, in
  • order to hurl over the mast, if possible. The beams and carlines
  • overhead in the Macedonian _slaughter-house_ were spattered with blood
  • and brains. About the hatchways it looked like a butcher's stall; bits
  • of human flesh sticking in the ring-bolts. A pig that ran about the
  • decks escaped unharmed, but his hide was so clotted with blood, from
  • rooting among the pools of gore, that when the ship struck the sailors
  • hove the animal overboard, swearing that it would be rank cannibalism
  • to eat him."
  • Another quadruped, a goat, lost its fore legs in this fight.
  • The sailors who were killed--according to the usual custom--were
  • ordered to be thrown overboard as soon as they fell; no doubt, as the
  • negro said, that the sight of so many corpses lying around might not
  • appall the survivors at the guns. Among other instances, he related the
  • following. A shot entering one of the port-holes, dashed dead two
  • thirds of a gun's crew. The captain of the next gun, dropping his
  • lock-string, which he had just pulled, turned over the heap of bodies
  • to see who they were; when, perceiving an old messmate, who had sailed
  • with him in many cruises, he burst into tears, and, taking the corpse
  • up in his arms, and going with it to the side, held it over the water a
  • moment, and eying it, cried, "Oh God! Tom!"--"D----n your prayers over
  • that thing! overboard with it, and down to your gun!" roared a wounded
  • Lieutenant. The order was obeyed, and the heart-stricken sailor
  • returned to his post.
  • Tawney's recitals were enough to snap this man-of-war world's sword in
  • its scabbard. And thinking of all the cruel carnal glory wrought out by
  • naval heroes in scenes like these, I asked myself whether, indeed, that
  • was a glorious coffin in which Lord Nelson was entombed--a coffin
  • presented to him, during life, by Captain Hallowell; it had been dug
  • out of the main-most of the French line-of-battle ship L'Orient, which,
  • burning up with British fire, destroyed hundreds of Frenchmen at the
  • battle of the Nile.
  • Peace to Lord Nelson where he sleeps in his mouldering mast! but rather
  • would I be urned in the trunk of some green tree, and even in death
  • have the vital sap circulating round me, giving of my dead body to the
  • living foliage that shaded my peaceful tomb.
  • CHAPTER LXXV.
  • "SINK, BURN, AND DESTROY."
  • _Printed Admiralty orders in time of war_.
  • Among innumerable "_yarns and twisters_" reeled off in our main-top
  • during our pleasant run to the North, none could match those of Jack
  • Chase, our captain.
  • Never was there better company than ever-glorious Jack. The things
  • which most men only read of, or dream about, he had seen and
  • experienced. He had been a dashing smuggler in his day, and could tell
  • of a long nine-pounder rammed home with wads of French silks; of
  • cartridges stuffed with the finest gunpowder tea; of cannister-shot
  • full of West India sweetmeats; of sailor frocks and trowsers, quilted
  • inside with costly laces; and table legs, hollow as musket barrels,
  • compactly stowed with rare drugs and spices. He could tell of a wicked
  • widow, too--a beautiful receiver of smuggled goods upon the English
  • coast--who smiled so sweetly upon the smugglers when they sold her
  • silks and laces, cheap as tape and ginghams. She called them gallant
  • fellows, hearts of game; and bade them bring her more.
  • He could tell of desperate fights with his British majesty's cutters,
  • in midnight coves upon a stormy coast; of the capture of a reckless
  • band, and their being drafted on board a man-of-war; of their swearing
  • that their chief was slain; of a writ of habeas corpus sent on board
  • for one of them for a debt--a reserved and handsome man--and his going
  • ashore, strongly suspected of being the slaughtered captain, and this a
  • successful scheme for his escape.
  • But more than all, Jack could tell of the battle of Navarino, for he
  • had been a captain of one of the main-deck guns on board Admiral
  • Codrington's flag-ship, the Asia. Were mine the style of stout old
  • Chapman's Homer, even then I would scarce venture to give noble Jack's
  • own version of this fight, wherein, on the 20th of October, A. D. 1827,
  • thirty-two sail of Englishmen, Frenchmen, and Russians, attacked and
  • vanquished in the Levant an Ottoman fleet of three ships-of-the line,
  • twenty-five frigates, and a swarm of fire ships and hornet craft.
  • "We bayed to be at them," said Jack; "and when we _did_ open fire, we
  • were like dolphin among the flying-fish. 'Every man take his bird' was
  • the cry, when we trained our guns. And those guns all smoked like rows
  • of Dutch pipe-bowls, my hearties! My gun's crew carried small flags in
  • their bosoms, to nail to the mast in case the ship's colours were shot
  • away. Stripped to the waistbands, we fought like skinned tigers, and
  • bowled down the Turkish frigates like nine-pins. Among their
  • shrouds--swarming thick with small-arm men, like flights of pigeons
  • lighted on pine-trees--our marines sent their leaden pease and
  • goose-berries, like a shower of hail-stones in Labrador. It was a
  • stormy time, my hearties! The blasted Turks pitched into the old Asia's
  • hull a whole quarry of marble shot, each ball one hundred and fifty
  • pounds. They knocked three port-holes into one. But we gave them better
  • than they sent. 'Up and at them, my bull-dog!' said I, patting my gun
  • on the breech; 'tear open hatchways in their Moslem sides!
  • White-Jacket, my lad, you ought to have been there. The bay was covered
  • with masts and yards, as I have seen a raft of snags in the Arkansas
  • River. Showers of burned rice and olives from the exploding foe fell
  • upon us like manna in the wilderness. '_Allah! Allah! Mohammed!
  • Mohammed!_' split the air; some cried it out from the Turkish
  • port-holes; others shrieked it forth from the drowning waters, their
  • top-knots floating on their shaven skulls, like black snakes on
  • half-tide rocks. By those top-knots they believed that their Prophet
  • would drag them up to Paradise, but they sank fifty fathoms, my
  • hearties, to the bottom of the bay. 'Ain't the bloody 'Hometons going
  • to strike yet?' cried my first loader, a Guernsey man, thrusting his
  • neck out of the port-hole, and looking at the Turkish
  • line-of-battle-ship near by. That instant his head blew by me like a
  • bursting Paixhan shot, and the flag of Neb Knowles himself was hauled
  • down for ever. We dragged his hull to one side, and avenged him with
  • the cooper's anvil, which, endways, we rammed home; a mess-mate shoved
  • in the dead man's bloody Scotch cap for the wad, and sent it flying
  • into the line-of-battle ship. By the god of war! boys, we hardly left
  • enough of that craft to boil a pot of water with. It was a hard day's
  • work--a sad day's work, my hearties. That night, when all was over, I
  • slept sound enough, with a box of cannister shot for my pillow! But you
  • ought to have seen the boat-load of Turkish flags one of our captains
  • carried home; he swore to dress his father's orchard in colours with
  • them, just as our spars are dressed for a gala day."
  • "Though you tormented the Turks at Navarino, noble Jack, yet you came
  • off yourself with only the loss of a splinter, it seems," said a
  • top-man, glancing at our cap-tain's maimed hand.
  • "Yes; but I and one of the Lieutenants had a narrower escape than that.
  • A shot struck the side of my port-hole, and sent the splinters right
  • and left. One took off my hat rim clean to my brow; another _razed_ the
  • Lieutenant's left boot, by slicing off the heel; a third shot killed my
  • powder-monkey without touching him."
  • "How, Jack?"
  • "It _whizzed_ the poor babe dead. He was seated on a _cheese of wads_
  • at the time, and after the dust of the pow-dered bulwarks had blown
  • away, I noticed he yet sat still, his eyes wide open. '_My little
  • hero!_' cried I, and I clapped him on the back; but he fell on his face
  • at my feet. I touched his heart, and found he was dead. There was not a
  • little finger mark on him."
  • Silence now fell upon the listeners for a time, broken at last by the
  • Second Captain of the Top.
  • "Noble Jack, I know you never brag, but tell us what you did yourself
  • that day?"
  • "Why, my hearties, I did not do quite as much as my gun. But I flatter
  • myself it was that gun that brought clown the Turkish Admiral's
  • main-mast; and the stump left wasn't long enough to make a wooden leg
  • for Lord Nelson."
  • "How? but I thought, by the way you pull a lock-string on board here,
  • and look along the sight, that you can steer a shot about right--hey,
  • Jack?"
  • "It was the Admiral of the fleet--God Almighty--who directed the shot
  • that dismasted the Turkish Admiral," said Jack; "I only pointed the
  • gun."
  • "But how did you feel, Jack, when the musket-ball carried away one of
  • your hooks there?"
  • "Feel! only a finger the lighter. I have seven more left, besides
  • thumbs; and they did good service, too, in the torn rigging the day
  • after the fight; for you must know, my hearties, that the hardest work
  • comes after the guns are run in. Three days I helped work, with one
  • hand, in the rigging, in the same trowsers that I wore in the action;
  • the blood had dried and stiffened; they looked like glazed red morocco."
  • Now, this Jack Chase had a heart in him like a mastodon's. I have seen
  • him weep when a man has been flogged at the gangway; yet, in relating
  • the story of the Battle of Navarino, he plainly showed that he held the
  • God of the blessed Bible to have been the British Commodore in the
  • Levant, on the bloody 20th of October, A. D. 1827. And thus it would
  • seem that war almost makes blasphemers of the best of men, and brings
  • them all down to the Feejee standard of humanity. Some man-of-war's-men
  • have confessed to me, that as a battle has raged more and more, their
  • hearts have hardened in infernal harmony; and, like their own guns,
  • they have fought without a thought.
  • Soldier or sailor, the fighting man is but a fiend; and the staff and
  • body-guard of the Devil musters many a baton. But war at times is
  • inevitable. Must the national honour be trampled under foot by an
  • insolent foe?
  • Say on, say on; but know you this, and lay it to heart, war-voting
  • Bench of Bishops, that He on whom we believe _himself_ has enjoined us
  • to turn the left cheek if the right be smitten. Never mind what
  • follows. That passage you can not expunge from the Bible; that passage
  • is as binding upon us as any other; that passage embodies the soul and
  • substance of the Christian faith; without it, Christianity were like
  • any other faith. And that passage will yet, by the blessing of God,
  • turn the world. But in some things we must turn Quakers first.
  • But though unlike most scenes of carnage, which have proved useless
  • murders of men, Admiral Codrington's victory undoubtedly achieved the
  • emancipation of Greece, and terminated the Turkish atrocities in that
  • tomahawked state, yet who shall lift his hand and swear that a Divine
  • Providence led the van of the combined fleets of England, France, and
  • Russia at the battle of Navarino? For if this be so, then it led the
  • van against the Church's own elect--the persecuted Waldenses in
  • Switzerland--and kindled the Smithfield fires in bloody Mary's time.
  • But all events are mixed in a fusion indistinguishable. What we call
  • Fate is even, heartless, and impartial; not a fiend to kindle bigot
  • flames, nor a philanthropist to espouse the cause of Greece. We may
  • fret, fume, and fight; but the thing called Fate everlastingly sustains
  • an armed neutrality.
  • Yet though all this be so, nevertheless, in our own hearts, we mould
  • the whole world's hereafters; and in our own hearts we fashion our own
  • gods. Each mortal casts his vote for whom he will to rule the worlds; I
  • have a voice that helps to shape eternity; and my volitions stir the
  • orbits of the furthest suns. In two senses, we are precisely what we
  • worship. Ourselves are Fate.
  • CHAPTER LXXVI.
  • THE CHAINS.
  • When wearied with the tumult and occasional contention of the gun-deck
  • of our frigate, I have often retreated to a port-hole, and calmed
  • myself down by gazing broad off upon a placid sea. After the battle-din
  • of the last two chapters, let us now do the like, and, in the
  • sequestered fore-chains of the Neversink, tranquillise ourselves, if we
  • may.
  • Notwithstanding the domestic communism to which the seamen in a
  • man-of-war are condemned, and the publicity in which actions the most
  • diffident and retiring in their nature must be performed, there is yet
  • an odd corner or two where you may sometimes steal away, and, for a few
  • moments, almost be private.
  • Chief among these places is the _chains_, to which I would sometimes
  • hie during our pleasant homeward-bound glide over those pensive
  • tropical latitudes. After hearing my fill of the wild yarns of our top,
  • here would I recline--if not disturbed--serenely concocting information
  • into wisdom.
  • The chains designates the small platform outside of the hull, at the
  • base of the large shrouds leading down from the three mast-heads to the
  • bulwarks. At present they seem to be getting out of vogue among
  • merchant-vessels, along with the fine, old-fashioned quarter-galleries,
  • little turret-like ap-purtenances, which, in the days of the old
  • Admirals, set off the angles of an armed ship's stern. Here a naval
  • officer might lounge away an hour after action, smoking a cigar, to
  • drive out of his whiskers the villainous smoke of the gun-powder. The
  • picturesque, delightful stern-gallery, also, a broad balcony
  • overhanging the sea, and entered from the Captain's cabin, much as you
  • might enter a bower from a lady's chamber; this charming balcony,
  • where, sailing over summer seas in the days of the old Peruvian
  • viceroys, the Spanish cavalier Mendanna, of Lima, made love to the Lady
  • Isabella, as they voyaged in quest of the Solomon Islands, the fabulous
  • Ophir, the Grand Cyclades; and the Lady Isabella, at sunset, blushed
  • like the Orient, and gazed down to the gold-fish and silver-hued
  • flying-fish, that wove the woof and warp of their wakes in bright,
  • scaly tartans and plaids underneath where the Lady reclined; this
  • charming balcony--exquisite retreat--has been cut away by Vandalic
  • innovations. Ay, that claw-footed old gallery is no longer in fashion;
  • in Commodore's eyes, is no longer genteel.
  • Out on all furniture fashions but those that are past! Give me my
  • grandfather's old arm-chair, planted upon four carved frogs, as the
  • Hindoos fabled the world to be supported upon four tortoises; give me
  • his cane, with the gold-loaded top--a cane that, like the musket of
  • General Washington's father and the broadsword of William Wallace,
  • would break down the back of the switch-carrying dandies of these
  • spindle-shank days; give me his broad-breasted vest, coming bravely
  • down over the hips, and furnished with two strong-boxes of pockets to
  • keep guineas in; toss this toppling cylinder of a beaver overboard, and
  • give me my grandfather's gallant, gable-ended, cocked hat.
  • But though the quarter-galleries and the stern-gallery of a man-of-war
  • are departed, yet the _chains_ still linger; nor can there be imagined
  • a more agreeable retreat. The huge blocks and lanyards forming the
  • pedestals of the shrouds divide the chains into numerous little
  • chapels, alcoves, niches, and altars, where you lazily lounge--outside
  • of the ship, though on board. But there are plenty to divide a good
  • thing with you in this man-of-war world. Often, when snugly seated in
  • one of these little alcoves, gazing off to the horizon, and thinking of
  • Cathay, I have been startled from my repose by some old quarter-gunner,
  • who, having newly painted a parcel of match-tubs, wanted to set them to
  • dry.
  • At other times, one of the tattooing artists would crawl over the
  • bulwarks, followed by his sitter; and then a bare arm or leg would be
  • extended, and the disagreeable business of "_pricking_" commence, right
  • under my eyes; or an irruption of tars, with ditty-bags or
  • sea-reticules, and piles of old trowsers to mend, would break in upon
  • my seclusion, and, forming a sewing-circle, drive me off with their
  • chatter.
  • But once--it was a Sunday afternoon--I was pleasantly reclining in a
  • particularly shady and secluded little niche between two lanyards, when
  • I heard a low, supplicating voice. Peeping through the narrow space
  • between the ropes, I perceived an aged seaman on his knees, his face
  • turned seaward, with closed eyes, buried in prayer. Softly rising, I
  • stole through a port-hole, and left the venerable worshipper alone.
  • He was a sheet-anchor-man, an earnest Baptist, and was well known, in
  • his own part of the ship, to be constant in his solitary devotions in
  • the _chains_. He reminded me of St. Anthony going out into the
  • wilderness to pray.
  • This man was captain of the starboard bow-chaser, one of the two long
  • twenty-four-pounders on the forecastle. In time of action, the command
  • of that iron Thalaba the Destroyer would devolve upon _him_. It would
  • be his business to "train" it properly; to see it well loaded; the
  • grape and cannister rammed home; also, to "prick the cartridge," "take
  • the sight," and give the word for the match-man to apply his wand;
  • bidding a sudden hell to flash forth from the muzzle, in wide
  • combustion and death.
  • Now, this captain of the bow-chaser was an upright old man, a sincere,
  • humble believer, and he but earned his bread in being captain of that
  • gun; but how, with those hands of his begrimed with powder, could he
  • break that _other_ and most peaceful and penitent bread of the Supper?
  • though in that hallowed sacrament, it seemed, he had often partaken
  • ashore. The omission of this rite in a man-of-war--though there is a
  • chaplain to preside over it, and at least a few communicants to
  • partake--must be ascribed to a sense of religious propriety, in the
  • last degree to be commended.
  • Ah! the best righteousness of our man-of-war world seems but an
  • unrealised ideal, after all; and those maxims which, in the hope of
  • bringing about a Millennium, we busily teach to the heathen, we
  • Christians ourselves disregard. In view of the whole present social
  • frame-work of our world, so ill adapted to the practical adoption of
  • the meekness of Christianity, there seems almost some ground for the
  • thought, that although our blessed Saviour was full of the wisdom of
  • heaven, yet his gospel seems lacking in the practical wisdom of
  • earth--in a due appreciation of the necessities of nations at times
  • demanding bloody massacres and wars; in a proper estimation of the
  • value of rank, title, and money. But all this only the more crowns the
  • divine consistency of Jesus; since Burnet and the best theologians
  • demonstrate, that his nature was not merely human--was not that of a
  • mere man of the world.
  • CHAPTER LXXVII.
  • THE HOSPITAL IN A MAN-OF-WAR.
  • After running with a fine steady breeze up to the Line, it fell calm,
  • and there we lay, three days enchanted on the sea. We were a most
  • puissant man-of-war, no doubt, with our five hundred men, Commodore and
  • Captain, backed by our long batteries of thirty-two and twenty-four
  • pounders; yet, for all that, there we lay rocking, helpless as an
  • infant in the cradle. Had it only been a gale instead of a calm, gladly
  • would we have charged upon it with our gallant bowsprit, as with a
  • stout lance in rest; but, as with man-kind, this serene, passive
  • foe--unresisting and irresistible--lived it out, unconquered to the
  • last.
  • All these three days the heat was excessive; the sun drew the tar from
  • the seams of the ship; the awnings were spread fore and aft; the decks
  • were kept constantly sprinkled with water. It was during this period
  • that a sad event occurred, though not an unusual one on shipboard. But
  • in order to prepare for its narration, some account of a part of the
  • ship called the "_sick-bay_" must needs be presented.
  • The "_sick-bay_" is that part of a man-of-war where the invalid seamen
  • are placed; in many respects it answers to a public hospital ashore. As
  • with most frigates, the sick-bay of the Neversink was on the
  • berth-deck--the third deck from above. It was in the extreme forward
  • part of that deck, embracing the triangular area in the bows of the
  • ship. It was, therefore, a subterranean vault, into which scarce a ray
  • of heaven's glad light ever penetrated, even at noon.
  • In a sea-going frigate that has all her armament and stores on board,
  • the floor of the berth-deck is partly below the surface of the water.
  • But in a smooth harbour, some circulation of air is maintained by
  • opening large auger-holes in the upper portion of the sides, called
  • "air-ports," not much above the water level. Before going to sea,
  • however, these air-ports must be closed, caulked, and the seams
  • hermetically sealed with pitch. These places for ventilation being
  • shut, the sick-bay is entirely barred against the free, natural
  • admission of fresh air. In the Neversink a few lungsful were forced
  • down by artificial means. But as the ordinary _wind-sail_ was the only
  • method adopted, the quantity of fresh air sent down was regulated by
  • the force of the wind. In a calm there was none to be had, while in a
  • severe gale the wind-sail had to be hauled up, on account of the
  • violent draught flowing full upon the cots of the sick. An open-work
  • partition divided our sick-bay from the rest of the deck, where the
  • hammocks of the watch were slung; it, therefore, was exposed to all the
  • uproar that ensued upon the watches being relieved.
  • An official, called the surgeon's steward, assisted by subordinates,
  • presided over the place. He was the same individual alluded to as
  • officiating at the amputation of the top-man. He was always to be found
  • at his post, by night and by day.
  • This surgeon's steward deserves a description. He was a small, pale,
  • hollow-eyed young man, with that peculiar Lazarus-like expression so
  • often noticed in hospital attendants. Seldom or never did you see him
  • on deck, and when he _did_ emerge into the light of the sun, it was
  • with an abashed look, and an uneasy, winking eye. The sun was not made
  • for _him_. His nervous organization was confounded by the sight of the
  • robust old sea-dogs on the forecastle and the general tumult of the
  • spar-deck, and he mostly buried himself below in an atmosphere which
  • long habit had made congenial.
  • This young man never indulged in frivolous conversation; he only talked
  • of the surgeon's prescriptions; his every word was a bolus. He never
  • was known to smile; nor did he even look sober in the ordinary way; but
  • his countenance ever wore an aspect of cadaverous resignation to his
  • fate. Strange! that so many of those who would fain minister to our own
  • health should look so much like invalids themselves.
  • Connected with the sick-bay, over which the surgeon's steward
  • presided--but removed from it in place, being next door to the
  • counting-room of the purser's steward--was a regular apothecary's shop,
  • of which he kept the key. It was fitted up precisely like an
  • apothecary's on shore, dis-playing tiers of shelves on all four sides
  • filled with green bottles and gallipots; beneath were multitudinous
  • drawers bearing incomprehensible gilded inscriptions in abbreviated
  • Latin.
  • He generally opened his shop for an hour or two every morning and
  • evening. There was a Venetian blind in the upper part of the door,
  • which he threw up when inside so as to admit a little air. And there
  • you would see him, with a green shade over his eyes, seated on a stool,
  • and pounding his pestle in a great iron mortar that looked like a
  • howitzer, mixing some jallapy compound. A smoky lamp shed a flickering,
  • yellow-fever tinge upon his pallid face and the closely-packed
  • regiments of gallipots.
  • Several times when I felt in need of a little medicine, but was not ill
  • enough to report myself to the surgeon at his levees, I would call of a
  • morning upon his steward at the Sign of the Mortar, and beg him to give
  • me what I wanted; when, without speaking a word, this cadaverous young
  • man would mix me my potion in a tin cup, and hand it out through the
  • little opening in his door, like the boxed-up treasurer giving you your
  • change at the ticket-office of a theatre.
  • But there was a little shelf against the wall of the door, and upon
  • this I would set the tin cup for a while, and survey it; for I never
  • was a Julius Caesar at taking medicine; and to take it in this way,
  • without a single attempt at disguising it; with no counteracting
  • little morsel to hurry down after it; in short to go to the very
  • apothecary's in person, and there, at the counter, swallow down your
  • dose, as if it were a nice mint-julep taken at the bar of a
  • hotel--_this_ was a bitter bolus indeed. But, then, this pallid young
  • apothecary charged nothing for it, and _that_ was no small
  • satisfaction; for is it not remarkable, to say the least, that a shore
  • apothecary should actually charge you money--round dollars and
  • cents--for giving you a horrible nausea?
  • My tin cup would wait a long time on that little shelf; yet "Pills," as
  • the sailors called him, never heeded my lingering, but in sober, silent
  • sadness continued pounding his mortar or folding up his powders; until
  • at last some other customer would appear, and then in a sudden frenzy
  • of resolution, I would gulp clown my sherry-cobbler, and carry its
  • unspeakable flavour with me far up into the frigate's main-top. I do
  • not know whether it was the wide roll of the ship, as felt in that
  • giddy perch, that occasioned it, but I always got sea-sick after taking
  • medicine and going aloft with it. Seldom or never did it do me any
  • lasting good.
  • Now the Surgeon's steward was only a subordinate of Surgeon Cuticle
  • himself, who lived in the ward-room among the Lieutenants,
  • Sailing-master, Chaplain, and Purser.
  • The Surgeon is, by law, charged with the business of overlooking the
  • general sanitary affairs of the ship. If anything is going on in any of
  • its departments which he judges to be detrimental to the healthfulness
  • of the crew, he has a right to protest against it formally to the
  • Captain. When a man is being scourged at the gangway, the Surgeon
  • stands by; and if he thinks that the punishment is becoming more than
  • the culprit's constitution can well bear, he has a right to interfere
  • and demand its cessation for the time.
  • But though the Navy regulations nominally vest him with this high
  • discretionary authority over the very Commodore himself, how seldom
  • does he exercise it in cases where humanity demands it? Three years is
  • a long time to spend in one ship, and to be at swords' points with its
  • Captain and Lieutenants during such a period, must be very unsocial and
  • every way irksome. No otherwise than thus, at least, can the remissness
  • of some surgeons in remonstrating against cruelty be accounted for.
  • Not to speak again of the continual dampness of the decks consequent
  • upon flooding them with salt water, when we were driving near to Cape
  • Horn, it needs only to be mentioned that, on board of the Neversink,
  • men known to be in consumptions gasped under the scourge of the
  • boatswain's mate, when the Surgeon and his two attendants stood by and
  • never interposed. But where the unscrupulousness of martial discipline
  • is maintained, it is in vain to attempt softening its rigour by the
  • ordaining of humanitarian laws. Sooner might you tame the grizzly bear
  • of Missouri than humanise a thing so essentially cruel and heartless.
  • But the Surgeon has yet other duties to perform. Not a seaman enters
  • the Navy without undergoing a corporal examination, to test his
  • soundness in wind and limb.
  • One of the first places into which I was introduced when I first
  • entered on board the Neversink was the sick-bay, where I found one of
  • the Assistant Surgeons seated at a green-baize table. It was his turn
  • for visiting the apartment. Having been commanded by the deck officer
  • to report my business to the functionary before me, I accordingly
  • hemmed, to attract his attention, and then catching his eye, politely
  • intimated that I called upon him for the purpose of being accurately
  • laid out and surveyed.
  • "Strip!" was the answer, and, rolling up his gold-laced cuff, he
  • proceeded to manipulate me. He punched me in the ribs, smote me across
  • the chest, commanded me to stand on one leg and hold out the other
  • horizontally. He asked me whether any of my family were consumptive;
  • whether I ever felt a tendency to a rush of blood to the head; whether
  • I was gouty; how often I had been bled during my life; how long I had
  • been ashore; how long I had been afloat; with several other questions
  • which have altogether slipped my memory. He concluded his
  • interrogatories with this extraordinary and unwarranted one--"Are you
  • pious?"
  • It was a leading question which somewhat staggered me, but I said not a
  • word; when, feeling of my calves, he looked up and incomprehensibly
  • said, "I am afraid you are not."
  • At length he declared me a sound animal, and wrote a certificate to
  • that effect, with which I returned to the deck.
  • This Assistant Surgeon turned out to be a very singular character, and
  • when I became more acquainted with him, I ceased to marvel at the
  • curious question with which he had concluded his examination of my
  • person.
  • He was a thin, knock-kneed man, with a sour, saturnine expression,
  • rendered the more peculiar from his shaving his beard so remorselessly,
  • that his chin and cheeks always looked blue, as if pinched with cold.
  • His long familiarity with nautical invalids seemed to have filled him
  • full of theological hypoes concerning the state of their souls. He was
  • at once the physician and priest of the sick, washing down his boluses
  • with ghostly consolation, and among the sailors went by the name of The
  • Pelican, a fowl whose hanging pouch imparts to it a most chop-fallen,
  • lugubrious expression.
  • The privilege of going off duty and lying by when you are sick, is one
  • of the few points in which a man-of-war is far better for the sailor
  • than a merchantman. But, as with every other matter in the Navy, the
  • whole thing is subject to the general discipline of the vessel, and is
  • conducted with a severe, unyielding method and regularity, making no
  • allowances for exceptions to rules.
  • During the half-hour preceding morning quarters, the Surgeon of a
  • frigate is to be found in the sick-bay, where, after going his rounds
  • among the invalids, he holds a levee for the benefit of all new
  • candidates for the sick-list. If, after looking at your tongue, and
  • feeling of your pulse, he pronounces you a proper candidate, his
  • secretary puts you down on his books, and you are thenceforth relieved
  • from all duty, and have abundant leisure in which to recover your
  • health. Let the boatswain blow; let the deck officer bellow; let the
  • captain of your gun hunt you up; yet, if it can be answered by your
  • mess-mates that you are "_down on the list_," you ride it all out with
  • impunity. The Commodore himself has then no authority over you. But you
  • must not be too much elated, for your immunities are only secure while
  • you are immured in the dark hospital below. Should you venture to get a
  • mouthful of fresh air on the spar-deck, and be there discovered by an
  • officer, you will in vain plead your illness; for it is quite
  • impossible, it seems, that any true man-of-war invalid can be hearty
  • enough to crawl up the ladders. Besides, the raw sea air, as they will
  • tell you, is not good for the sick.
  • But, notwithstanding all this, notwithstanding the darkness and
  • closeness of the sick-bay, in which an alleged invalid must be content
  • to shut himself up till the Surgeon pronounces him cured, many
  • instances occur, especially in protracted bad weather, where pretended
  • invalids will sub-mit to this dismal hospital durance, in order to
  • escape hard work and wet jackets.
  • There is a story told somewhere of the Devil taking down the
  • confessions of a woman on a strip of parchment, and being obliged to
  • stretch it longer and longer with his teeth, in order to find room for
  • all the lady had to say. Much thus was it with our Purser's steward,
  • who had to lengthen out his manuscript sick-list, in order to
  • accommodate all the names which were presented to him while we were off
  • the pitch of Cape Horn. What sailors call the "_Cape Horn fever_,"
  • alarmingly prevailed; though it disappeared altogether when we got into
  • the weather, which, as with many other invalids, was solely to be
  • imputed to the wonder-working effects of an entire change of climate.
  • It seems very strange, but it is really true, that off Cape Horn some
  • "_sogers_" of sailors will stand cupping, and bleeding, and blistering,
  • before they will budge. On the other hand, there are cases where a man
  • actually sick and in need of medicine will refuse to go on the
  • sick-list, because in that case his allowance of _grog_ must be stopped.
  • On board of every American man-of-war, bound for sea, there is a goodly
  • supply of wines and various delicacies put on board--according to
  • law--for the benefit of the sick, whether officers or sailors. And one
  • of the chicken-coops is always reserved for the Government chickens,
  • destined for a similar purpose. But, on board of the Neversink, the
  • only delicacies given to invalid sailors was a little sago or
  • arrow-root, and they did not get _that_ unless severely ill; but, so
  • far as I could learn, no wine, in any quantity, was ever prescribed for
  • them, though the Government bottles often went into the ward-room, for
  • the benefit of indisposed officers.
  • And though the Government chicken-coop was replenished at every port,
  • yet not four pair of drum-sticks were ever boiled into broth for sick
  • sailors. Where the chickens went, some one must have known; but, as I
  • cannot vouch for it myself, I will not here back the hardy assertion of
  • the men, which was that the pious Pelican--true to his name--was
  • extremely fond of poultry. I am the still less disposed to believe this
  • scandal, from the continued leanness of the Pelican, which could hardly
  • have been the case did he nourish himself by so nutritious a dish as
  • the drum-sticks of fowls, a diet prescribed to pugilists in training.
  • But who can avoid being suspicious of a very suspicious person?
  • Pelican! I rather suspect you still.
  • CHAPTER LXXVIII.
  • DISMAL TIMES IN THE MESS.
  • It was on the first day of the long, hot calm which we had on the
  • Equator, that a mess-mate of mine, by the name of Shenly, who had been
  • for some weeks complaining, at length went on the sick-list.
  • An old gunner's mate of the mess--Priming, the man with the hare-lip,
  • who, true to his tribe, was charged to the muzzle with bile, and,
  • moreover, rammed home on top of it a wad of sailor superstition--this
  • gunner's mate indulged in some gloomy and savage remarks--strangely
  • tinged with genuine feeling and grief--at the announcement of the
  • sickness of Shenly, coming as it did not long after the almost fatal
  • accident befalling poor Baldy, captain of the mizzen-top, another
  • mess-mate of ours, and the dreadful fate of the amputated fore-top-man
  • whom we buried in Rio, also our mess-mate.
  • We were cross-legged seated at dinner, between the guns, when the sad
  • news concerning Shenly was first communicated.
  • "I know'd it, I know'd it," said Priming, through his nose. "Blast ye,
  • I told ye so; poor fellow! But dam'me, I know'd it. This comes of
  • having _thirteen_ in the mess. I hope he arn't dangerous, men? Poor
  • Shenly! But, blast it, it warn't till White-Jacket there comed into the
  • mess that these here things began. I don't believe there'll be more nor
  • three of us left by the time we strike soundings, men. But how is he
  • now? Have you been down to see him, any on ye? Damn you, you Jonah! I
  • don't see how you can sleep in your hammock, knowing as you do that by
  • making an odd number in the mess you have been the death of one poor
  • fellow, and ruined Baldy for life, and here's poor Shenly keeled up.
  • Blast you, and your jacket, say I."
  • "My dear mess-mate," I cried, "don't blast me any more, for Heaven's
  • sale. Blast my jacket you may, and I'll join you in _that;_ but don't
  • blast _me;_ for if you do, I shouldn't wonder if I myself was the next
  • man to keel up."
  • "Gunner's mate!" said Jack Chase, helping himself to a slice of beef,
  • and sandwiching it between two large biscuits--"Gunner's mate!
  • White-Jacket there is my particular friend, and I would take it as a
  • particular favour if you would _knock off_ blasting him. It's in bad
  • taste, rude, and unworthy a gentleman."
  • "Take your back away from that 'ere gun-carriage, will ye now, Jack
  • Chase?" cried Priming, in reply, just then Jack happening to lean up
  • against it. "Must I be all the time cleaning after you fellows? Blast
  • ye! I spent an hour on that 'ere gun-carriage this very mornin'. But it
  • all comes of White-Jacket there. If it warn't for having one too many,
  • there wouldn't be any crowding and jamming in the mess. I'm blessed if
  • we ar'n't about chock a' block here! Move further up there, I'm sitting
  • on my leg!"
  • "For God's sake, gunner's mate," cried I, "if it will content you, I
  • and my jacket will leave the mess."
  • "I wish you would, and be ---- to you!" he replied.
  • "And if he does, you will mess alone, gunner's mate," said Jack Chase.
  • "That you will," cried all.
  • "And I wish to the Lord you'd let me!" growled Priming, irritably
  • rubbing his head with the handle of his sheath-knife.
  • "You are an old bear, gunner's mate," said Jack Chase.
  • "I am an old Turk," he replied, drawing the flat blade of his knife
  • between his teeth, thereby producing a whetting, grating sound.
  • "Let him alone, let him alone, men," said Jack Chase. "Only keep off
  • the tail of a rattlesnake, and he'll not rattle."
  • "Look out he don't bite, though," said Priming, snapping his teeth; and
  • with that he rolled off, growling as he went.
  • Though I did my best to carry off my vexation with an air of
  • indifference, need I say how I cursed my jacket, that it thus seemed
  • the means of fastening on me the murder of one of my shipmates, and the
  • probable murder of two more. For, had it not been for my jacket,
  • doubtless, I had yet been a member of my old mess, and so have escaped
  • making the luckless odd number among my present companions.
  • All I could say in private to Priming had no effect; though I often
  • took him aside, to convince him of the philosophical impossibility of
  • my having been accessary to the misfortunes of Baldy, the buried sailor
  • in Rio, and Shenly. But Priming knew better; nothing could move him;
  • and he ever afterward eyed me as virtuous citizens do some notorious
  • underhand villain going unhung of justice.
  • Jacket! jacket! thou hast much to answer for, jacket!
  • CHAPTER LXXIX.
  • HOW MAN-OF-WAR'S-MEN DIE AT SEA.
  • Shenly, my sick mess-mate, was a middle-aged, handsome, intelligent
  • seaman, whom some hard calamity, or perhaps some unfortunate excess,
  • must have driven into the Navy. He told me he had a wife and two
  • children in Portsmouth, in the state of New Hampshire. Upon being
  • examined by Cuticle, the surgeon, he was, on purely scientific grounds,
  • reprimanded by that functionary for not having previously appeared
  • before him. He was immediately consigned to one of the invalid cots as
  • a serious case. His complaint was of long standing; a pulmonary one,
  • now attended with general prostration.
  • The same evening he grew so much worse, that according to man-of-war
  • usage, we, his mess-mates, were officially notified that we must take
  • turns at sitting up with him through the night. We at once made our
  • arrangements, allotting two hours for a watch. Not till the third night
  • did my own turn come round. During the day preceding, it was stated at
  • the mess that our poor mess-mate was run down completely; the surgeon
  • had given him up.
  • At four bells (two o'clock in the morning), I went down to relieve one
  • of my mess-mates at the sick man's cot. The profound quietude of the
  • calm pervaded the entire frigate through all her decks. The watch on
  • duty were dozing on the carronade-slides, far above the sick-bay; and
  • the watch below were fast asleep in their hammocks, on the same deck
  • with the invalid.
  • Groping my way under these two hundred sleepers, I en-tered the
  • hospital. A dim lamp was burning on the table, which was screwed down
  • to the floor. This light shed dreary shadows over the white-washed
  • walls of the place, making it look look a whited sepulchre underground.
  • The wind-sail had collapsed, and lay motionless on the deck. The low
  • groans of the sick were the only sounds to be heard; and as I advanced,
  • some of them rolled upon me their sleepless, silent, tormented eyes.
  • "Fan him, and keep his forehead wet with this sponge," whispered my
  • mess-mate, whom I came to relieve, as I drew near to Shenly's cot, "and
  • wash the foam from his mouth; nothing more can be done for him. If he
  • dies before your watch is out, call the Surgeon's steward; he sleeps in
  • that hammock," pointing it out. "Good-bye, good-bye, mess-mate," he
  • then whispered, stooping over the sick man; and so saying, he left the
  • place.
  • Shenly was lying on his back. His eyes were closed, forming two
  • dark-blue pits in his face; his breath was coming and going with a
  • slow, long-drawn, mechanical precision. It was the mere foundering hull
  • of a man that was before me; and though it presented the well-known
  • features of my mess-mate, yet I knew that the living soul of Shenly
  • never more would look out of those eyes.
  • So warm had it been during the day, that the Surgeon himself, when
  • visiting the sick-bay, had entered it in his shirt-sleeves; and so warm
  • was now the night that even in the lofty top I had worn but a loose
  • linen frock and trowsers. But in this subterranean sick-bay, buried in
  • the very bowels of the ship, and at sea cut off from all ventilation,
  • the heat of the night calm was intense. The sweat dripped from me as if
  • I had just emerged from a bath; and stripping myself naked to the
  • waist, I sat by the side of the cot, and with a bit of crumpled
  • paper--put into my hand by the sailor I had relieved--kept fanning the
  • motionless white face before me.
  • I could not help thinking, as I gazed, whether this man's fate had not
  • been accelerated by his confinement in this heated furnace below; and
  • whether many a sick man round me might not soon improve, if but
  • permitted to swing his hammock in the airy vacancies of the half-deck
  • above, open to the port-holes, but reserved for the promenade of the
  • officers.
  • At last the heavy breathing grew more and more irregular, and gradually
  • dying away, left forever the unstirring form of Shenly.
  • Calling the Surgeon's steward, he at once told me to rouse the
  • master-at-arms, and four or five of my mess-mates. The master-at-arms
  • approached, and immediately demanded the dead man's bag, which was
  • accordingly dragged into the bay. Having been laid on the floor, and
  • washed with a bucket of water which I drew from the ocean, the body was
  • then dressed in a white frock, trowsers, and neckerchief, taken out of
  • the bag. While this was going on, the master-at-arms--standing over the
  • operation with his rattan, and directing myself and
  • mess-mates--indulged in much discursive levity, intended to manifest
  • his fearlessness of death.
  • Pierre, who had been a "_chummy_" of Shenly's, spent much time in tying
  • the neckerchief in an elaborate bow, and affectionately adjusting the
  • white frock and trowsers; but the master-at-arms put an end to this by
  • ordering us to carry the body up to the gun-deck. It was placed on the
  • death-board (used for that purpose), and we proceeded with it toward
  • the main hatchway, awkwardly crawling under the tiers of hammocks,
  • where the entire watch-below was sleeping. As, unavoidably, we rocked
  • their pallets, the man-of-war's-men would cry out against us; through
  • the mutterings of curses, the corpse reached the hatchway. Here the
  • board slipped, and some time was spent in readjusting the body. At
  • length we deposited it on the gun-deck, between two guns, and a
  • union-jack being thrown over it for a pall, I was left again to watch
  • by its side.
  • I had not been seated on my shot-box three minutes, when the
  • messenger-boy passed me on his way forward; presently the slow, regular
  • stroke of the ship's great bell was heard, proclaiming through the calm
  • the expiration of the watch; it was four o'clock in the morning.
  • Poor Shenly! thought I, that sounds like your knell! and here you lie
  • becalmed, in the last calm of all!
  • Hardly had the brazen din died away, when the Boatswain and his mates
  • mustered round the hatchway, within a yard or two of the corpse, and
  • the usual thundering call was given for the watch below to turn out.
  • "All the starboard-watch, ahoy! On deck there, below! Wide awake there,
  • sleepers!"
  • But the dreamless sleeper by my side, who had so often sprung from his
  • hammock at that summons, moved not a limb; the blue sheet over him lay
  • unwrinkled.
  • A mess-mate of the other watch now came to relieve me; but I told him I
  • chose to remain where I was till daylight came.
  • CHAPTER LXXX.
  • THE LAST STITCH.
  • Just before daybreak, two of the sail-maker's gang drew near, each with
  • a lantern, carrying some canvas, two large shot, needles, and twine. I
  • knew their errand; for in men-of-war the sail-maker is the undertaker.
  • They laid the body on deck, and, after fitting the canvas to it, seated
  • themselves, cross-legged like tailors, one on each side, and, with
  • their lanterns before them, went to stitching away, as if mending an
  • old sail. Both were old men, with grizzled hair and beard, and shrunken
  • faces. They belonged to that small class of aged seamen who, for their
  • previous long and faithful services, are retained in the Navy more as
  • pensioners upon its merited bounty than anything else. They are set to
  • light and easy duties.
  • "Ar'n't this the fore-top-man, Shenly?" asked the foremost, looking
  • full at the frozen face before him.
  • "Ay, ay, old Ringrope," said the other, drawing his hand far back with
  • a long thread, "I thinks it's him; and he's further aloft now, I hope,
  • than ever he was at the fore-truck. But I only hopes; I'm afeard this
  • ar'n't the last on him!"
  • "His hull here will soon be going out of sight below hatches, though,
  • old Thrummings," replied Ringrope, placing two heavy cannon-balls in
  • the foot of the canvas shroud.
  • "I don't know that, old man; I never yet sewed up a ship-mate but he
  • spooked me arterward. I tell ye, Ring-rope, these 'ere corpses is
  • cunning. You think they sinks deep, but they comes up again as soon as
  • you sails over 'em. They lose the number of their mess, and their
  • mess-mates sticks the spoons in the rack; but no good--no good, old
  • Ringrope; they ar'n't dead yet. I tell ye, now, ten best--bower-anchors
  • wouldn't sink this 'ere top-man. He'll be soon coming in the wake of
  • the thirty-nine spooks what spooks me every night in my hammock--jist
  • afore the mid-watch is called. Small thanks I gets for my pains; and
  • every one on 'em looks so 'proachful-like, with a sail-maker's needle
  • through his nose. I've been thinkin', old Ringrope, it's all wrong that
  • 'ere last stitch we takes. Depend on't, they don't like it--none on
  • 'em."
  • I was standing leaning over a gun, gazing at the two old men. The last
  • remark reminded me of a superstitious custom generally practised by
  • most sea-undertakers upon these occasions. I resolved that, if I could
  • help it, it should not take place upon the remains of Shenly.
  • "Thrummings," said I, advancing to the last speaker, "you are right.
  • That last thing you do to the canvas is the very reason, be sure of it,
  • that brings the ghosts after you, as you say. So don't do it to this
  • poor fellow, I entreat. Try once, now, how it goes not to do it."
  • "What do you say to the youngster, old man?" said Thrummings, holding
  • up his lantern into his comrade's wrinkled face, as if deciphering some
  • ancient parchment.
  • "I'm agin all innowations," said Ringrope; "it's a good old fashion,
  • that last stitch; it keeps 'em snug, d'ye see, youngster. I'm blest if
  • they could sleep sound, if it wa'n't for that. No, no, Thrummings! no
  • innowations; I won't hear on't. I goes for the last stitch!"
  • "S'pose you was going to be sewed up yourself, old Ringrope, would you
  • like the last stitch then! You are an old, gun, Ringrope; you can't
  • stand looking out at your port-hole much longer," said Thrummings, as
  • his own palsied hands were quivering over the canvas.
  • "Better say that to yourself, old man," replied Ringrope, stooping
  • close to the light to thread his coarse needle, which trembled in his
  • withered hands like the needle, in a compass of a Greenland ship near
  • the Pole. "You ain't long for the sarvice. I wish I could give you some
  • o' the blood in my veins, old man!"
  • "Ye ain't got ne'er a teaspoonful to spare," said Thrummings. "It will
  • go hard, and I wouldn't want to do it; but I'm afeard I'll have the
  • sewing on ye up afore long!"
  • "Sew me up? Me dead and you alive, old man?" shrieked Ringrope. "Well,
  • I've he'rd the parson of the old Independence say as how old age was
  • deceitful; but I never seed it so true afore this blessed night. I'm
  • sorry for ye, old man--to see you so innocent-like, and Death all the
  • while turning in and out with you in your hammock, for all the world
  • like a hammock-mate."
  • "You lie! old man," cried Thrummings, shaking with rage. "It's _you_
  • that have Death for a hammock-mate; it's _you_ that will make a hole in
  • the shot-locker soon."
  • "Take that back!" cried Ringrope, huskily, leaning far over the corpse,
  • and, needle in hand, menacing his companion with his aguish fist. "Take
  • that back, or I'll throttle your lean bag of wind fer ye!"
  • "Blast ye! old chaps, ain't ye any more manners than to be fighting
  • over a dead man?" cried one of the sail-maker's mates, coming down from
  • the spar-deck. "Bear a hand!--bear a hand! and get through with that
  • job!"
  • "Only one more stitch to take," muttered Ringrope, creeping near the
  • face.
  • "Drop your '_palm_,' then and let Thrummings take it; follow me--the
  • foot of the main-sail wants mending--must do it afore a breeze springs
  • up. D'ye hear, old chap! I say, drop your _palm_, and follow me."
  • At the reiterated command of his superior, Ringrope rose, and, turning
  • to his comrade, said, "I take it all back, Thrummings, and I'm sorry
  • for it, too. But mind ye, take that 'ere last stitch, now; if ye don't,
  • there's no tellin' the consekenses."
  • As the mate and his man departed, I stole up to Thrummings. "Don't do
  • it--don't do it, now, Thrummings--depend on it, it's wrong!"
  • "Well, youngster, I'll try this here one without it for jist this here
  • once; and if, arter that, he don't spook me, I'll be dead agin the last
  • stitch as long as my name is Thrummings."
  • So, without mutilation, the remains were replaced between the guns, the
  • union jack again thrown over them, and I reseated myself on the
  • shot-box.
  • CHAPTER LXXXI.
  • HOW THEY BURY A MAN-OF-WAR'S-MAN AT SEA.
  • Quarters over in the morning, the boatswain and his four mates stood
  • round the main hatchway, and after giving the usual whistle, made the
  • customary announcement--"_All hands bury the dead, ahoy!_"
  • In a man-of-war, every thing, even to a man's funeral and burial,
  • proceeds with the unrelenting promptitude of the martial code. And
  • whether it is _all hands bury the dead!_ or _all hands splice the
  • main-brace_, the order is given in the same hoarse tones.
  • Both officers and men assembled in the lee waist, and through that
  • bareheaded crowd the mess-mates of Shenly brought his body to the same
  • gangway where it had thrice winced under the scourge. But there is
  • something in death that ennobles even a pauper's corpse; and the
  • Captain himself stood bareheaded before the remains of a man whom, with
  • his hat on, he had sentenced to the ignominious gratings when alive.
  • "_I am the resurrection and the life!_" solemnly began the Chaplain, in
  • full canonicals, the prayer-book in his hand.
  • "Damn you! off those booms!" roared a boatswain's mate to a crowd of
  • top-men, who had elevated themselves to gain a better view of the scene.
  • "_We commit this body to the deep!_" At the word, Shenly's mess-mates
  • tilted the board, and the dead sailor sank in the sea.
  • "Look aloft," whispered Jack Chase. "See that bird! it is the spirit of
  • Shenly."
  • Gazing upward, all beheld a snow-white, solitary fowl, which--whence
  • coming no one could tell--had been hovering over the main-mast during
  • the service, and was now sailing far up into the depths of the sky.
  • CHAPTER LXXXII.
  • WHAT REMAINS OF A MAN-OF-WAR'S-MAN AFTER HIS BURIAL AT SEA.
  • Upon examining Shenly's bag, a will was found, scratched in pencil,
  • upon a blank leaf in the middle of his Bible; or, to use the phrase of
  • one of the seamen, in the midships, atween the Bible and Testament,
  • where the Pothecary (Apocrypha) uses to be.
  • The will was comprised in one solitary sentence, exclusive of the dates
  • and signatures: "_In case I die on the voyage, the Purser will please
  • pay over my wages to my wife, who lives in Portsmouth, New Hampshire_."
  • Besides the testator's, there were two signatures of witnesses.
  • This last will and testament being shown to the Purser, who, it seems,
  • had been a notary, or surrogate, or some sort of cosy chamber
  • practitioner in his time, he declared that it must be "proved." So the
  • witnesses were called, and after recognising their hands to the paper;
  • for the purpose of additionally testing their honesty, they were
  • interrogated concerning the day on which they had signed--whether it
  • was _Banyan Day_, or _Duff Day_, or _Swampseed Day_; for among the
  • sailors on board a man-of-war, the land terms, _Monday_, _Tuesday_,
  • _Wednesday_, are almost unknown. In place of these they substitute
  • nautical names, some of which are significant of the daily bill of fare
  • at dinner for the week.
  • The two witnesses were somewhat puzzled by the attorney-like questions
  • of the Purser, till a third party came along, one of the ship's
  • barbers, and declared, of his own knowledge, that Shenly executed the
  • instrument on a _Shaving Day_; for the deceased seaman had informed him
  • of the circumstance, when he came to have his beard reaped on the
  • morning of the event.
  • In the Purser's opinion, this settled the question; and it is to be
  • hoped that the widow duly received her husband's death-earned wages.
  • Shenly was dead and gone; and what was Shenly's epitaph?
  • --"D. D."--
  • opposite his name in the Purser's books, in "_Black's best Writing
  • Fluid_"--funereal name and funereal hue--meaning "Discharged, Dead."
  • CHAPTER LXXXIII.
  • A MAN-OF-WAR COLLEGE.
  • In our man-of-war world, Life comes in at one gangway and Death goes
  • overboard at the other. Under the man-of-war scourge, curses mix with
  • tears; and the sigh and the sob furnish the bass to the shrill octave
  • of those who laugh to drown buried griefs of their own. Checkers were
  • played in the waist at the time of Shenly's burial; and as the body
  • plunged, a player swept the board. The bubbles had hardly burst, when
  • all hands were _piped down_ by the Boatswain, and the old jests were
  • heard again, as if Shenly himself were there to hear.
  • This man-of-war life has not left me unhardened. I cannot stop to weep
  • over Shenly now; that would be false to the life I depict; wearing no
  • mourning weeds, I resume the task of portraying our man-of-war world.
  • Among the various other vocations, all driven abreast on board of the
  • Neversink, was that of the schoolmaster. There were two academies in
  • the frigate. One comprised the apprentice boys, who, upon certain days
  • of the week, were indoctrinated in the mysteries of the primer by an
  • invalid corporal of marines, a slender, wizzen-cheeked man, who had
  • received a liberal infant-school education.
  • The other school was a far more pretentious affair--a sort of army and
  • navy seminary combined, where mystical mathematical problems were
  • solved by the midshipmen, and great ships-of-the-line were navigated
  • over imaginary shoals by unimaginable observations of the moon and the
  • stars, and learned lectures were delivered upon great guns, small arms,
  • and the curvilinear lines described by bombs in the air.
  • "_The Professor_" was the title bestowed upon the erudite gentleman who
  • conducted this seminary, and by that title alone was he known
  • throughout the ship. He was domiciled in the Ward-room, and circulated
  • there on a social par with the Purser, Surgeon, and other
  • _non-combatants_ and Quakers. By being advanced to the dignity of a
  • peerage in the Ward-room, Science and Learning were ennobled in the
  • person of this Professor, even as divinity was honoured in the Chaplain
  • enjoying the rank of a spiritual peer.
  • Every other afternoon, while at sea, the Professor assembled his pupils
  • on the half-deck, near the long twenty-four pounders. A bass drum-head
  • was his desk, his pupils forming a semicircle around him, seated on
  • shot-boxes and match-tubs.
  • They were in the jelly of youth, and this learned Professor poured into
  • their susceptible hearts all the gentle gunpowder maxims of war.
  • Presidents of Peace Societies and Superintendents of Sabbath-schools,
  • must it not have been a most interesting sight?
  • But the Professor himself was a noteworthy person. A tall, thin,
  • spectacled man, about forty years old, with a student's stoop in his
  • shoulders, and wearing uncommonly scanty pantaloons, exhibiting an
  • undue proportion of his boots. In early life he had been a cadet in the
  • military academy of West Point; but, becoming very weak-sighted, and
  • thereby in a good manner disqualified for active service in the field,
  • he had declined entering the army, and accepted the office of Professor
  • in the Navy.
  • His studies at West Point had thoroughly grounded him in a knowledge of
  • gunnery; and, as he was not a little of a pedant, it was sometimes
  • amusing, when the sailors were at quarters, to hear him criticise their
  • evolutions at the batteries. He would quote Dr. Hutton's Tracts on the
  • subject, also, in the original, "_The French Bombardier_," and wind up
  • by Italian passages from the "_Prattica Manuale dell' Artiglieria_."
  • Though not required by the Navy regulations to instruct his scholars in
  • aught but the application of mathematics to navigation, yet besides
  • this, and besides instructing them in the theory of gunnery, he also
  • sought to root them in the theory of frigate and fleet tactics. To be
  • sure, he himself did not know how to splice a rope or furl a sail; and,
  • owing to his partiality for strong coffee, he was apt to be nervous
  • when we fired salutes; yet all this did not prevent him from delivering
  • lectures on cannonading and "breaking the enemy's line."
  • He had arrived at his knowledge of tactics by silent, solitary study,
  • and earnest meditation in the sequestered retreat of his state-room.
  • His case was somewhat parallel to the Scotchman's--John. Clerk, Esq.,
  • of Eldin--who, though he had never been to sea, composed a quarto
  • treatise on fleet-fighting, which to this day remains a text-book; and
  • he also originated a nautical manoeuvre, which has given to England
  • many a victory over her foes.
  • Now there was a large black-board, something like a great-gun
  • target--only it was square--which during the professor's lectures was
  • placed upright on the gun-deck, supported behind by three
  • boarding-pikes. And here he would chalk out diagrams of great fleet
  • engagements; making marks, like the soles of shoes, for the ships, and
  • drawing a dog-vane in one corner to denote the assumed direction of the
  • wind. This done, with a cutlass he would point out every spot of
  • interest.
  • "Now, young gentlemen, the board before you exhibits the disposition of
  • the British West Indian squadron under Rodney, when, early on the
  • morning of the 9th of April, in the year of our blessed Lord 1782, he
  • discovered part of the French fleet, commanded by the Count de Grasse,
  • lying under the north end of the Island of Dominica. It was at this
  • juncture that the Admiral gave the signal for the British line to
  • prepare for battle, and stand on. D'ye understand, young gentlemen?
  • Well, the British van having nearly fetched up with the centre of the
  • enemy--who, be it remembered, were then on the starboard tack--and
  • Rodney's centre and rear being yet becalmed under the lee of the
  • land--the question I ask you is, What should Rodney now do?"
  • "Blaze away, by all means!" responded a rather confident reefer, who
  • had zealously been observing the diagram.
  • "But, sir, his centre and rear are still becalmed, and his van has not
  • yet closed with the enemy."
  • "Wait till he _does_ come in range, and _then_ blaze away," said the
  • reefer.
  • "Permit me to remark, Mr. Pert, that '_blaze away_' is not a strictly
  • technical term; and also permit me to hint, Mr. Pert, that you should
  • consider the subject rather more deeply before you hurry forward your
  • opinion."
  • This rebuke not only abashed Mr. Pert, but for a time intimidated the
  • rest; and the professor was obliged to proceed, and extricate the
  • British fleet by himself. He concluded by awarding Admiral Rodney the
  • victory, which must have been exceedingly gratifying to the family
  • pride of the surviving relatives and connections of that distinguished
  • hero.
  • "Shall I clean the board, sir?" now asked Mr. Pert, brightening up.
  • "No, sir; not till you have saved that crippled French ship in the
  • corner. That ship, young gentlemen, is the Glorieuse: you perceive she
  • is cut off from her consorts, and the whole British fleet is giving
  • chase to her. Her bowsprit is gone; her rudder is torn away; she has
  • one hundred round shot in her hull, and two thirds of her men are dead
  • or dying. What's to be done? the wind being at northeast by north?"
  • "Well, sir," said Mr. Dash, a chivalric young gentleman from Virginia,
  • "I wouldn't strike yet; I'd nail my colours to the main-royal-mast! I
  • would, by Jove!"
  • "That would not save your ship, sir; besides, your main-mast has gone
  • by the board."
  • "I think, sir," said Mr. Slim, a diffident youth, "I think, sir, I
  • would haul back the fore-top-sail."
  • "And why so? of what service would _that_ be, I should like to know,
  • Mr. Slim?"
  • "I can't tell exactly; but I think it would help her a little," was the
  • timid reply.
  • "Not a whit, sir--not one particle; besides, you can't haul back your
  • fore-top-sail--your fore-mast is lying across your forecastle."
  • "Haul back the main-top-sail, then," suggested another.
  • "Can't be done; your main-mast, also, has gone by the board!"
  • "Mizzen-top-sail?" meekly suggested little Boat-Plug.
  • "Your mizzen-top-mast, let me inform you, sir, was shot down in the
  • first of the fight!"
  • "Well, sir," cried Mr. Dash, "I'd tack ship, anyway; bid 'em good-by
  • with a broadside; nail my flag to the keel, if there was no other
  • place; and blow my brains out on the poop!"
  • "Idle, idle, sir! worse than idle! you are carried away, Mr. Dash, by
  • your ardent Southern temperament! Let me inform you, young gentlemen,
  • that this ship," touching it with his cutlass, "_cannot_ be saved."
  • Then, throwing down his cutlass, "Mr. Pert, have the goodness to hand
  • me one of those cannon-balls from the rack."
  • Balancing the iron sphere in one hand, the learned professor began
  • fingering it with the other, like Columbus illustrating the rotundity
  • of the globe before the Royal Commission of Castilian Ecclesiastics.
  • "Young gentlemen, I resume my remarks on the passage of a shot _in
  • vacuo_, which remarks were interrupted yesterday by general quarters.
  • After quoting that admirable passage in 'Spearman's British Gunner,' I
  • then laid it down, you remember, that the path of a shot _in vacuo_
  • describes a parabolic curve. I now add that, agreeably to the method
  • pursued by the illustrious Newton in treating the subject of
  • curvilinear motion, I consider the _trajectory_ or curve described by a
  • moving body in space as consisting of a series of right lines,
  • described in successive intervals of time, and constituting the
  • diagonals of parallelograms formed in a vertical plane between the
  • vertical deflections caused by gravity and the production of the line
  • of motion which has been described in each preceding interval of time.
  • This must be obvious; for, if you say that the passage _in vacuo_ of
  • this cannon-ball, now held in my hand, would describe otherwise than a
  • series of right lines, etc., then you are brought to the _Reductio ad
  • Absurdum_, that the diagonals of parallelograms are----"
  • "All hands reef top-sail!" was now thundered forth by the boatswain's
  • mates. The shot fell from the professor's palm; his spectacles dropped
  • on his nose, and the school tumultuously broke up, the pupils
  • scrambling up the ladders with the sailors, who had been overhearing
  • the lecture.
  • CHAPTER LXXXIV.
  • MAN-OF-WAR BARBERS.
  • The allusion to one of the ship's barbers in a previous chapter,
  • together with the recollection of how conspicuous a part they enacted
  • in a tragical drama soon to be related, leads me now to introduce them
  • to the reader.
  • Among the numerous artists and professors of polite trades in the Navy,
  • none are held in higher estimation or drive a more profitable business
  • than these barbers. And it may well be imagined that the five hundred
  • heads of hair and five hundred beards of a frigate should furnish no
  • small employment for those to whose faithful care they may be
  • intrusted. As everything connected with the domestic affairs of a
  • man-of-war comes under the supervision of the martial executive, so
  • certain barbers are formally licensed by the First Lieutenant. The
  • better to attend to the profitable duties of their calling, they are
  • exempted from all ship's duty except that of standing night-watches at
  • sea, mustering at quarters, and coming on deck when all hands are
  • called. They are rated as _able seamen_ or _ordinary seamen_, and
  • receive their wages as such; but in addition to this, they are
  • liberally recompensed for their professional services. Herein their
  • rate of pay is fixed for every sailor manipulated--so much per quarter,
  • which is charged to the sailor, and credited to his barber on the books
  • of the Purser.
  • It has been seen that while a man-of-war barber is shaving his
  • customers at so much per chin, his wages as a seaman are still running
  • on, which makes him a sort of _sleeping partner_ of a sailor; nor are
  • the sailor wages he receives altogether to be reckoned as earnings.
  • Considering the circumstances, however, not much objection can be made
  • to the barbers on this score. But there were instances of men in the
  • Neversink receiving government money in part pay for work done for
  • private individuals. Among these were several accomplished tailors, who
  • nearly the whole cruise sat cross-legged on the half deck, making
  • coats, pantaloons, and vests for the quarter-deck officers. Some of
  • these men, though knowing little or nothing about sailor duties, and
  • seldom or never performing them, stood upon the ship's books as
  • ordinary seamen, entitled to ten dollars a month. Why was this?
  • Previous to shipping they had divulged the fact of their being tailors.
  • True, the officers who employed them upon their wardrobes paid them for
  • their work, but some of them in such a way as to elicit much grumbling
  • from the tailors. At any rate, these makers and menders of clothes did
  • not receive from some of these officers an amount equal to what they
  • could have fairly earned ashore by doing the same work. It was a
  • considerable saving to the officers to have their clothes made on board.
  • The men belonging to the carpenter's gang furnished another case in
  • point. There were some six or eight allotted to this department. All
  • the cruise they were hard at work. At what? Mostly making chests of
  • drawers, canes, little ships and schooners, swifts, and other
  • elaborated trifles, chiefly for the Captain. What did the Captain pay
  • them for their trouble? Nothing. But the United States government paid
  • them; two of them (the mates) at nineteen dollars a month, and the rest
  • receiving the pay of able seamen, twelve dollars.
  • To return.
  • The regular days upon which the barbers shall exercise their vocation
  • are set down on the ship's calendar, and known as _shaving days_. On
  • board of the Neversink these days are Wednesdays and Saturdays; when,
  • immediately after breakfast, the barbers' shops were opened to
  • customers. They were in different parts of the gun-deck, between the
  • long twenty-four pounders. Their furniture, however, was not very
  • elaborate, hardly equal to the sumptuous appointments of metropolitan
  • barbers. Indeed, it merely consisted of a match-tub, elevated upon a
  • shot-box, as a barber's chair for the patient. No Psyche glasses; no
  • hand-mirror; no ewer and basin; no comfortable padded footstool;
  • nothing, in short, that makes a shore "_shave_" such a luxury.
  • Nor are the implements of these man-of-war barbers out of keeping with
  • the rude appearance of their shops. Their razors are of the simplest
  • patterns, and, from their jagged-ness, would seem better fitted for the
  • preparing and harrowing of the soil than for the ultimate reaping of
  • the crop. But this is no matter for wonder, since so many chins are to
  • be shaven, and a razor-case holds but two razors. For only two razors
  • does a man-of-war barber have, and, like the marine sentries at the
  • gangway in port, these razors go off and on duty in rotation. One
  • brush, too, brushes every chin, and one lather lathers them all. No
  • private brushes and boxes; no reservations whatever.
  • As it would be altogether too much trouble for a man-of-war's-man to
  • keep his own shaving-tools and shave himself at sea, and since,
  • therefore, nearly the whole ship's company patronise the ship's
  • barbers, and as the seamen must be shaven by evening quarters of the
  • days appointed for the business, it may be readily imagined what a
  • scene of bustle and confusion there is when the razors are being
  • applied. First come, first served, is the motto; and often you have to
  • wait for hours together, sticking to your position (like one of an
  • Indian file of merchants' clerks getting letters out of the
  • post-office), ere you have a chance to occupy the pedestal of the
  • match-tub. Often the crowd of quarrelsome candidates wrangle and fight
  • for precedency, while at all times the interval is employed by the
  • garrulous in every variety of ship-gossip.
  • As the shaving days are unalterable, they often fall upon days of high
  • seas and tempestuous winds, when the vessel pitches and rolls in a
  • frightful manner. In consequence, many valuable lives are jeopardised
  • from the razor being plied under such untoward circumstances. But these
  • sea-barbers pride themselves upon their sea-legs, and often you will
  • see them standing over their patients with their feet wide apart, and
  • scientifically swaying their bodies to the motion of the ship, as they
  • flourish their edge-tools about the lips, nostrils, and jugular.
  • As I looked upon the practitioner and patient at such times, I could
  • not help thinking that, if the sailor had any insurance on his life, it
  • would certainly be deemed forfeited should the president of the company
  • chance to lounge by and behold him in that imminent peril. For myself,
  • I accounted it an excellent preparation for going into a sea-fight,
  • where fortitude in standing up to your gun and running the risk of all
  • splinters, comprise part of the practical qualities that make up an
  • efficient man-of-war's man.
  • It remains to be related, that these barbers of ours had their labours
  • considerably abridged by a fashion prevailing among many of the crew,
  • of wearing very large whiskers; so that, in most cases, the only parts
  • needing a shave were the upper lip and suburbs of the chin. This had
  • been more or less the custom during the whole three years' cruise; but
  • for some time previous to our weathering Cape Horn, very many of the
  • seamen had redoubled their assiduity in cultivating their beards
  • preparatory to their return to America. There they anticipated creating
  • no small impression by their immense and magnificent
  • _homeward-bounders_--so they called the long fly-brushes at their
  • chins. In particular, the more aged sailors, embracing the Old Guard of
  • sea grenadiers on the forecastle, and the begrimed gunner's mates and
  • quarter-gunners, sported most venerable beards of an exceeding length
  • and hoariness, like long, trailing moss hanging from the bough of some
  • aged oak. Above all, the Captain of the Forecastle, old Ushant--a fine
  • specimen of a sea sexagenarian--wore a wide, spreading beard, gizzled
  • and grey, that flowed over his breast and often became tangled and
  • knotted with tar. This Ushant, in all weathers, was ever alert at his
  • duty; intrepidly mounting the fore-yard in a gale, his long beard
  • streaming like Neptune's. Off Cape Horn it looked like a miller's,
  • being all over powdered with frost; sometimes it glittered with minute
  • icicles in the pale, cold, moonlit Patagonian nights. But though he was
  • so active in time of tempest, yet when his duty did not call for
  • exertion, he was a remarkably staid, reserved, silent, and majestic old
  • man, holding himself aloof from noisy revelry, and never participating
  • in the boisterous sports of the crew. He resolutely set his beard
  • against their boyish frolickings, and often held forth like an oracle
  • concerning the vanity thereof. Indeed, at times he was wont to talk
  • philosophy to his ancient companions--the old sheet-anchor-men around
  • him--as well as to the hare-brained tenants of the fore-top, and the
  • giddy lads in the mizzen.
  • Nor was his philosophy to be despised; it abounded in wisdom. For this
  • Ushant was an old man, of strong natural sense, who had seen nearly the
  • whole terraqueous globe, and could reason of civilized and savage, of
  • Gentile and Jew, of Christian and Moslem. The long night-watches of the
  • sailor are eminently adapted to draw out the reflective faculties of
  • any serious-minded man, however humble or uneducated. Judge, then, what
  • half a century of battling out watches on the ocean must have done for
  • this fine old tar. He was a sort of a sea-Socrates, in his old age
  • "pouring out his last philosophy and life," as sweet Spenser has it;
  • and I never could look at him, and survey his right reverend beard,
  • without bestowing upon him that title which, in one of his satires,
  • Persius gives to the immortal quaffer of the hemlock--_Magister
  • Barbatus_--the bearded master.
  • Not a few of the ship's company had also bestowed great pains upon
  • their hair, which some of them--especially the genteel young sailor
  • bucks of the After-guard--wore over their shoulders like the ringleted
  • Cavaliers. Many sailors, with naturally tendril locks, prided
  • themselves upon what they call _love curls_, worn at the side of the
  • head, just before the ear--a custom peculiar to tars, and which seems
  • to have filled the vacated place of the old-fashioned Lord Rodney cue,
  • which they used to wear some fifty years ago.
  • But there were others of the crew labouring under the misfortune of
  • long, lank, Winnebago locks, carroty bunches of hair, or rebellious
  • bristles of a sandy hue. Ambitious of redundant mops, these still
  • suffered their carrots to grow, spite of all ridicule. They looked like
  • Huns and Scandinavians; and one of them, a young Down Easter, the
  • unenvied proprietor of a thick crop of inflexible yellow bamboos, went
  • by the name of _Peter the Wild Boy_; for, like Peter the Wild Boy in
  • France, it was supposed that he must have been caught like a catamount
  • in the pine woods of Maine. But there were many fine, flowing heads of
  • hair to counter-balance such sorry exhibitions as Peter's.
  • What with long whiskers and venerable beards, then, of every variety of
  • cut--Charles the Fifth's and Aurelian's--and endless _goatees_ and
  • _imperials;_ and what with abounding locks, our crew seemed a company
  • of Merovingians or Long-haired kings, mixed with savage Lombards or
  • Longobardi, so called from their lengthy beards.
  • CHAPTER LXXXV.
  • THE GREAT MASSACRE OF THE BEARDS.
  • The preceding chapter fitly paves the way for the present, wherein it
  • sadly befalls White-Jacket to chronicle a calamitous event, which
  • filled the Neversink with long lamentations, that echo through all her
  • decks and tops. After dwelling upon our redundant locks and
  • thrice-noble beards, fain would I cease, and let the sequel remain
  • undisclosed, but truth and fidelity forbid.
  • As I now deviously hover and lingeringly skirmish about the frontiers
  • of this melancholy recital, a feeling of sadness comes over me that I
  • cannot withstand. Such a heartless massacre of hair! Such a
  • Bartholomew's Day and Sicilian Vespers of assassinated beards! Ah! who
  • would believe it! With intuitive sympathy I feel of my own brown beard
  • while I write, and thank my kind stars that each precious hair is for
  • ever beyond the reach of the ruthless barbers of a man-of-war!
  • It needs that this sad and most serious matter should be faithfully
  • detailed. Throughout the cruise, many of the officers had expressed
  • their abhorrence of the impunity with which the most extensive
  • plantations of hair were cultivated under their very noses; and they
  • frowned upon every beard with even greater dislike. They said it was
  • unseamanlike; not _ship-shape;_ in short, it was disgraceful to the
  • Navy. But as Captain Claret said nothing, and as the officers, of
  • themselves, had no authority to preach a crusade against whiskerandoes,
  • the Old Guard on the forecastle still complacently stroked their
  • beards, and the sweet youths of the After-guard still lovingly threaded
  • their fingers through their curls.
  • Perhaps the Captain's generosity in thus far permitting our beards
  • sprung from the fact that he himself wore a small speck of a beard upon
  • his own imperial cheek; which if rumour said true, was to hide
  • something, as Plutarch relates of the Emperor Adrian. But, to do him
  • justice--as I always have done--the Captain's beard did not exceed the
  • limits prescribed by the Navy Department.
  • According to a then recent ordinance at Washington, the beards of both
  • officers and seamen were to be accurately laid out and surveyed, and on
  • no account must come lower than the mouth, so as to correspond with the
  • Army standard--a regulation directly opposed to the theocratical law
  • laid down in the nineteenth chapter and twenty-seventh verse of
  • Leviticus, where it is expressly ordained, "_Thou shalt not mar the
  • corners of thy beard_." But legislators do not always square their
  • statutes by those of the Bible.
  • At last, when we had crossed the Northern Tropic, and were standing up
  • to our guns at evening quarters, and when the setting sun, streaming in
  • at the port-holes, lit up every hair, till to an observer on the
  • quarter-deck, the two long, even lines of beards seemed one dense
  • grove; in that evil hour it must have been, that a cruel thought
  • entered into the heart of our Captain.
  • A pretty set of savages, thought he, am I taking home to America;
  • people will think them all catamounts and Turks. Besides, now that I
  • think of it, it's against the law. It will never do. They must be
  • shaven and shorn--that's flat.
  • There is no knowing, indeed, whether these were the very words in which
  • the Captain meditated that night; for it is yet a mooted point among
  • metaphysicians, whether we think in words or whether we think in
  • thoughts. But something like the above must have been the Captain's
  • cogitations. At any rate, that very evening the ship's company were
  • astounded by an extraordinary announcement made at the main-hatch-way
  • of the gun-deck, by the Boat-swain's mate there stationed. He was
  • afterwards discovered to have been tipsy at the time.
  • "D'ye hear there, fore and aft? All you that have hair on your heads,
  • shave them off; and all you that have beards, trim 'em small!"
  • Shave off our Christian heads! And then, placing them between our
  • knees, trim small our worshipped beards! The Captain was mad.
  • But directly the Boatswain came rushing to the hatchway, and, after
  • soundly rating his tipsy mate, thundered forth a true version of the
  • order that had issued from the quarter-deck. As amended, it ran thus:
  • "D'ye hear there, fore and aft? All you that have long hair, cut it
  • short; and all you that have large whiskers, trim them down, according
  • to the Navy regulations."
  • This was an amendment, to be sure; but what barbarity, after all! What!
  • not thirty days' run from home, and lose our magnificent
  • homeward-bounders! The homeward-bounders we had been cultivating so
  • long! Lose them at one fell swoop? Were the vile barbers of the
  • gun-deck to reap our long, nodding harvests, and expose our innocent
  • chins to the chill air of the Yankee coast! And our viny locks! were
  • they also to be shorn? Was a grand sheep-shearing, such as they
  • annually have at Nantucket, to take place; and our ignoble barbers to
  • carry off the fleece?
  • Captain Claret! in cutting our beards and our hair, you cut us the
  • unkindest cut of all! Were we going into action, Captain Claret--going
  • to fight the foe with our hearts of flame and our arms of steel, then
  • would we gladly offer up our beards to the terrific God of War, and
  • _that_ we would account but a wise precaution against having them
  • tweaked by the foe. _Then_, Captain Claret, you would but be imitating
  • the example of Alexander, who had his Macedonians all shaven, that in
  • the hour of battle their beards might not be handles to the Persians.
  • But _now_, Captain Claret! when after our long, long cruise, we are
  • returning to our homes, tenderly stroking the fine tassels on our
  • chins; and thinking of father or mother, or sister or brother, or
  • daughter or son; to cut off our beards now--the very beards that were
  • frosted white off the pitch of Patagonia--_this_ is too bitterly bad,
  • Captain Claret! and, by Heaven, we will not submit. Train your guns
  • inboard, let the marines fix their bayonets, let the officers draw
  • their swords; we _will not_ let our beards be reaped--the last insult
  • inflicted upon a vanquished foe in the East!
  • Where are you, sheet-anchor-men! Captains of the tops! gunner's mates!
  • mariners, all! Muster round the capstan your venerable beards, and
  • while you braid them together in token of brotherhood, cross hands and
  • swear that we will enact over again the mutiny of the Nore, and sooner
  • perish than yield up a hair!
  • The excitement was intense throughout that whole evening. Groups of
  • tens and twenties were scattered about all the decks, discussing the
  • mandate, and inveighing against its barbarous author. The long area of
  • the gun-deck was something like a populous street of brokers, when some
  • terrible commercial tidings have newly arrived. One and all, they
  • resolved not to succumb, and every man swore to stand by his beard and
  • his neighbour.
  • Twenty-four hours after--at the next evening quarters--the Captain's
  • eye was observed to wander along the men at their guns--not a beard was
  • shaven!
  • When the drum beat the retreat, the Boatswain--now attended by all four
  • of his mates, to give additional solemnity to the
  • announcement--repeated the previous day's order, and concluded by
  • saying, that twenty-four hours would be given for all to acquiesce.
  • But the second day passed, and at quarters, untouched, every beard
  • bristled on its chin. Forthwith Captain Claret summoned the midshipmen,
  • who, receiving his orders, hurried to the various divisions of the
  • guns, and communicated them to the Lieutenants respectively stationed
  • over divisions.
  • The officer commanding mine turned upon us, and said, "Men, if tomorrow
  • night I find any of you with long hair, or whiskers of a standard
  • violating the Navy regulations, the names of such offenders shall be
  • put down on the report."
  • The affair had now assumed a most serious aspect. The Captain was in
  • earnest. The excitement increased ten-fold; and a great many of the
  • older seamen, exasperated to the uttermost, talked about _knocking of
  • duty_ till the obnoxious mandate was revoked. I thought it impossible
  • that they would seriously think of such a folly; but there is no
  • knowing what man-of-war's-men will sometimes do, under
  • provocation--witness Parker and the Nore.
  • That same night, when the first watch was set, the men in a body drove
  • the two boatswain's mates from their stations at the fore and main
  • hatchways, and unshipped the ladders; thus cutting off all
  • communication between the gun and spar decks, forward of the main-mast.
  • Mad Jack had the trumpet; and no sooner was this incipient mutiny
  • reported to him, than he jumped right down among the mob, and
  • fearlessly mingling with them, exclaimed, "What do you mean, men? don't
  • be fools! This is no way to get what you want. Turn to, my lads, turn
  • to! Boatswain's mate, ship that ladder! So! up you tumble, now, my
  • hearties! away you go!"
  • His gallant, off-handed, confident manner, recognising no attempt at
  • mutiny, operated upon the sailors like magic.
  • They _tumbled up_, as commanded; and for the rest of that night
  • contented themselves with privately fulminating their displeasure
  • against the Captain, and publicly emblazoning every anchor-button on
  • the coat of admired Mad jack.
  • Captain Claret happened to be taking a nap in his cabin at the moment
  • of the disturbance; and it was quelled so soon that he knew nothing of
  • it till it was officially reported to him. It was afterward rumoured
  • through the ship that he reprimanded Mad Jack for acting as he did. He
  • maintained that he should at once have summoned the marines, and
  • charged upon the "mutineers." But if the sayings imputed to the Captain
  • were true, he nevertheless refrained from subsequently noticing the
  • disturbance, or attempting to seek out and punish the ringleaders. This
  • was but wise; for there are times when even the most potent governor
  • must wink at transgression in order to preserve the laws inviolate for
  • the future. And great care is to be taken, by timely management, to
  • avert an incontestable act of mutiny, and so prevent men from being
  • roused, by their own consciousness of transgression, into all the fury
  • of an unbounded insurrection. _Then_ for the time, both soldiers and
  • sailors are irresistible; as even the valour of Caesar was made to
  • know, and the prudence of Germanicus, when their legions rebelled. And
  • not all the concessions of Earl Spencer, as First lord of the
  • Admiralty, nor the threats and entreaties of Lord Bridport, the Admiral
  • of the Fleet--no, nor his gracious Majesty's plenary pardon in
  • prospective, could prevail upon the Spithead mutineers (when at last
  • fairly lashed up to the mark) to succumb, until deserted by their own
  • mess-mates, and a handful was left in the breach.
  • Therefore, Mad Jack! you did right, and no one else could have
  • acquitted himself better. By your crafty simplicity, good-natured
  • daring, and off-handed air (as if nothing was happening) you perhaps
  • quelled a very serious affair in the bud, and prevented the disgrace to
  • the American Navy of a tragical mutiny, growing out of whiskers,
  • soap-suds, and razors. Think of it, if future historians should devote
  • a long chapter to the great _Rebellion of the Beards_ on board the
  • United States ship Neversink. Why, through all time thereafter, barbers
  • would cut down their spiralised poles, and substitute miniature
  • main-masts for the emblems of their calling.
  • And here is ample scope for some pregnant instruction, how that events
  • of vast magnitude in our man-of-war world may originate in the pettiest
  • of trifles. But that is an old theme; we waive it, and proceed.
  • On the morning following, though it was not a regular shaving day, the
  • gun-deck barbers were observed to have their shops open, their
  • match-tub accommodations in readiness, and their razors displayed. With
  • their brushes, raising a mighty lather in their tin pots, they stood
  • eyeing the passing throng of seamen, silently inviting them to walk in
  • and be served. In addition to their usual implements, they now
  • flourished at intervals a huge pair of sheep-shears, by way of more
  • forcibly reminding the men of the edict which that day must be obeyed,
  • or woe betide them.
  • For some hours the seamen paced to and fro in no very good humour,
  • vowing not to sacrifice a hair. Beforehand, they denounced that man who
  • should abase himself by compliance. But habituation to discipline is
  • magical; and ere long an old forecastle-man was discovered elevated
  • upon a match-tub, while, with a malicious grin, his barber--a fellow
  • who, from his merciless rasping, was called Blue-Skin--seized him by
  • his long beard, and at one fell stroke cut it off and tossed it out of
  • the port-hole behind him. This forecastle-man was ever afterwards known
  • by a significant title--in the main equivalent to that name of reproach
  • fastened upon that Athenian who, in Alexander's time, previous to which
  • all the Greeks sported beards, first submitted to the deprivation of
  • his own. But, spite of all the contempt hurled on our forecastle-man,
  • so prudent an example was soon followed; presently all the barbers were
  • busy.
  • Sad sight! at which any one but a barber or a Tartar would have wept!
  • Beards three years old; _goatees_ that would have graced a Chamois of
  • the Alps; _imperials_ that Count D'Orsay would have envied; and
  • _love-curls_ and man-of-war ringlets that would have measured, inch for
  • inch, with the longest tresses of The Fair One with the Golden
  • Locks--all went by the board! Captain Claret! how can you rest in your
  • hammock! by this brown beard which now waves from my chin--the
  • illustrious successor to that first, young, vigorous beard I yielded to
  • your tyranny--by this manly beard, I swear, it was barbarous!
  • My noble captain, Jack Chase, was indignant. Not even all the special
  • favours he had received from Captain Claret, and the plenary pardon
  • extended to him for his desertion into the Peruvian service, could
  • restrain the expression of his feelings. But in his cooler moments,
  • Jack was a wise man; he at last deemed it but wisdom to succumb.
  • When he went to the barber he almost drew tears from his eyes. Seating
  • himself mournfully on the match-tub, he looked sideways, and said to
  • the barber, who was _slithering_ his sheep-shears in readiness to
  • begin: "My friend, I trust your scissors are consecrated. Let them not
  • touch this beard if they have yet to be dipped in holy water; beards
  • are sacred things, barber. Have you no feeling for beards, my friend?
  • think of it;" and mournfully he laid his deep-dyed, russet cheek upon
  • his hand. "Two summers have gone by since my chin has been reaped. I
  • was in Coquimbo then, on the Spanish Main; and when the husband-man was
  • sowing his Autumnal grain on the Vega, I started this blessed beard;
  • and when the vine-dressers were trimming their vines in the vineyards,
  • I first trimmed it to the sound of a flute. Ah! barber, have you no
  • heart? This beard has been caressed by the snow-white hand of the
  • lovely Tomasita of Tombez--the Castilian belle of all lower Peru. Think
  • of _that_, barber! I have worn it as an officer on the quarter-deck of
  • a Peruvian man-of-war. I have sported it at brilliant fandangoes in
  • Lima. I have been alow and aloft with it at sea. Yea, barber! it has
  • streamed like an Admiral's pennant at the mast-head of this same
  • gallant frigate, the Neversink! Oh! barber, barber! it stabs me to the
  • heart.--Talk not of hauling down your ensigns and standards when
  • vanquished--what is _that_, barber! to striking the flag that Nature
  • herself has nailed to the mast!"
  • Here noble Jack's feelings overcame him: he dropped from the animated
  • attitude into which his enthusiasm had momentarily transported him; his
  • proud head sunk upon his chest, and his long, sad beard almost grazed
  • the deck.
  • "Ay! trail your beards in grief and dishonour, oh crew of the
  • Neversink!" sighed Jack. "Barber, come closer--now, tell me, my friend,
  • have you obtained absolution for this deed you are about to commit? You
  • have not? Then, barber, I will absolve you; your hands shall be washed
  • of this sin; it is not you, but another; and though you are about to
  • shear off my manhood, yet, barber, I freely forgive you; kneel, kneel,
  • barber! that I may bless you, in token that I cherish no malice!"
  • So when this barber, who was the only tender-hearted one of his tribe,
  • had kneeled, been absolved, and then blessed, Jack gave up his beard
  • into his hands, and the barber, clipping it off with a sigh, held it
  • high aloft, and, parodying the style of the boatswain's mates, cried
  • aloud, "D'ye hear, fore and aft? This is the beard of our matchless
  • Jack Chase, the noble captain of this frigate's main-top!"
  • CHAPTER LXXXVI.
  • THE REBELS BROUGHT TO THE MAST.
  • Though many heads of hair were shorn, and many fine beards reaped that
  • day, yet several still held out, and vowed to defend their sacred hair
  • to the last gasp of their breath. These were chiefly old sailors--some
  • of them petty officers--who, presuming upon their age or rank,
  • doubtless thought that, after so many had complied with the Captain's
  • commands, _they_, being but a handful, would be exempted from
  • compliance, and remain a monument of our master's clemency.
  • That same evening, when the drum beat to quarters, the sailors went
  • sullenly to their guns, and the old tars who still sported their beards
  • stood up, grim, defying, and motionless, as the rows of sculptured
  • Assyrian kings, who, with their magnificent beards, have recently been
  • exhumed by Layard.
  • When the proper time arrived, their names were taken down by the
  • officers of divisions, and they were afterward summoned in a body to
  • the mast, where the Captain stood ready to receive them. The whole
  • ship's company crowded to the spot, and, amid the breathless multitude,
  • the vener-able rebels advanced and unhatted.
  • It was an imposing display. They were old and venerable mariners; their
  • cheeks had been burned brown in all latitudes, wherever the sun sends a
  • tropical ray. Reverend old tars, one and all; some of them might have
  • been grandsires, with grandchildren in every port round the world. They
  • ought to have commanded the veneration of the most frivolous or
  • magisterial beholder. Even Captain Claret they ought to have humiliated
  • into deference. But a Scythian is touched with no reverential
  • promptings; and, as the Roman student well knows, the august Senators
  • themselves, seated in the Senate-house, on the majestic hill of the
  • Capitol, had their holy beards tweaked by the insolent chief of the
  • Goths.
  • Such an array of beards! spade-shaped, hammer-shaped, dagger-shaped,
  • triangular, square, peaked, round, hemispherical, and forked. But chief
  • among them all, was old Ushant's, the ancient Captain of the
  • Forecastle. Of a Gothic venerableness, it fell upon his breast like a
  • continual iron-gray storm.
  • Ah! old Ushant, Nestor of the crew! it promoted my longevity to behold
  • you.
  • He was a man-of-war's-man of the old Benbow school. He wore a short
  • cue, which the wags of the mizzen-top called his "_plug of pig-tail_."
  • About his waist was a broad boarder's belt, which he wore, he said, to
  • brace his main-mast, meaning his backbone; for at times he complained
  • of rheumatic twinges in the spine, consequent upon sleeping on deck,
  • now and then, during the night-watches of upward of half a century. His
  • sheath-knife was an antique--a sort of old-fashioned pruning-hook; its
  • handle--a sperm whale's tooth--was carved all over with ships, cannon,
  • and anchors. It was attached to his neck by a _lanyard_, elaborately
  • worked into "rose-knots" and "Turks' heads" by his own venerable
  • fingers.
  • Of all the crew, this Ushant was most beloved by my glorious captain,
  • Jack Chase, who one day pointed him out to me as the old man was slowly
  • coming down the rigging from the fore-top.
  • "There, White-Jacket! isn't that old Chaucer's shipman?
  • "'A dagger hanging by a las hadde he,
  • About his nekke, under his arm adown;
  • The hote sommer hadde made his beard all brown.
  • Hardy he is, and wise; I undertake
  • With many a tempest has his beard be shake.'
  • From the Canterbury Tales, White-Jacket! and must not old Ushant have
  • been living in Chaucer's time, that Chaucer could draw his portrait so
  • well?"
  • CHAPTER LXXXVII.
  • OLD USHANT AT THE GANGWAY.
  • The rebel beards, headed by old Ushant's, streaming like a Commodore's
  • _bougee_, now stood in silence at the mast.
  • "You knew the order!" said the Captain, eyeing them severely; "what
  • does that hair on your chins?"
  • "Sir," said the Captain of the Forecastle, "did old Ushant ever refuse
  • doing his duty? did he ever yet miss his muster? But, sir, old Ushant's
  • beard is his own!"
  • "What's that, sir? Master-at-arms, put that man into the brig."
  • "Sir," said the old man, respectfully, "the three years for which I
  • shipped are expired; and though I am perhaps bound to work the ship
  • home, yet, as matters are, I think my beard might be allowed me. It is
  • but a few days, Captain Claret."
  • "Put him into the brig!" cried the Captain; "and now, you old rascals!"
  • he added, turning round upon the rest, "I give you fifteen minutes to
  • have those beards taken off; if they then remain on your chins, I'll
  • flog you--every mother's son of you--though you were all my own
  • god-fathers!"
  • The band of beards went forward, summoned their barbers, and their
  • glorious pennants were no more. In obedience to orders, they then
  • paraded themselves at the mast, and, addressing the Captain, said,
  • "Sir, our _muzzle-lashings_ are cast off!"
  • Nor is it unworthy of being chronicled, that not a single sailor who
  • complied with the general order but refused to sport the vile
  • _regulation-whiskers_ prescribed by the Navy Department. No! like
  • heroes they cried, "Shave me clean! I will not wear a hair, since I
  • cannot wear all!"
  • On the morrow, after breakfast, Ushant was taken out of irons, and,
  • with the master-at-arms on one side and an armed sentry on the other,
  • was escorted along the gun-deck and up the ladder to the main-mast.
  • There the Captain stood, firm as before. They must have guarded the old
  • man thus to prevent his escape to the shore, something less than a
  • thousand miles distant at the time.
  • "Well, sir, will you have that beard taken off? you have slept over it
  • a whole night now; what do you say? I don't want to flog an old man
  • like you, Ushant!"
  • "My beard is my own, sir!" said the old man, lowly.
  • "Will you take it off?"
  • "It is mine, sir?" said the old man, tremulously.
  • "Rig the gratings?" roared the Captain. "Master-at-arms, strip him!
  • quarter-masters, seize him up! boatswain's mates, do your duty!"
  • While these executioners were employed, the Captain's excitement had a
  • little time to abate; and when, at last, old Ushant was tied up by the
  • arms and legs and his venerable back was exposed--that back which had
  • bowed at the guns of the frigate Constitution when she captured the
  • Guerriere--the Captain seemed to relent.
  • "You are a very old man," he said, "and I am sorry to flog you; but my
  • orders must be obeyed. I will give you one more chance; will you have
  • that beard taken off?"
  • "Captain Claret," said the old man, turning round painfully in his
  • bonds, "you may flog me if you will; but, sir, in this one thing I
  • _cannot_ obey you."
  • "Lay on! I'll see his backbone!" roared the Captain in a sudden fury.
  • "By Heaven!" thrillingly whispered Jack Chase, who stood by, "it's only
  • a halter; I'll strike him!"
  • "Better not," said a top-mate; "it's death, or worse punishment,
  • remember."
  • "There goes the lash!" cried Jack. "Look at the old man! By G---d, I
  • can't stand it! Let me go, men!" and with moist eyes Jack forced his
  • way to one side.
  • "You, boatswain's mate," cried the Captain, "you are favouring that
  • man! Lay on soundly, sir, or I'll have your own _cat_ laid soundly on
  • you."
  • One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven,
  • twelve lashes were laid on the back of that heroic old man. He only
  • bowed over his head, and stood as the Dying Gladiator lies.
  • "Cut him down," said the Captain.
  • "And now go and cut your own throat," hoarsely whispered an old
  • sheet-anchor-man, a mess-mate of Ushant's.
  • When the master-at-arms advanced with the prisoner's shirt, Ushant
  • waved him off with the dignified air of a Brahim, saying, "Do you
  • think, master-at-arms, that I am hurt? I will put on my own garment. I
  • am never the worse for it, man; and 'tis no dishonour when he who would
  • dishonour you, only dishonours himself."
  • "What says he?" cried the Captain; "what says that tarry old
  • philosopher with the smoking back? Tell it to me, sir, if you dare!
  • Sentry, take that man back to the brig. Stop! John Ushant, you have
  • been Captain of the Forecastle; I break you. And now you go into the
  • brig, there to remain till you consent to have that beard taken off."
  • "My beard is my own," said the old man, quietly. "Sentry, I am ready."
  • And back he went into durance between the guns; but after lying some
  • four or five days in irons, an order came to remove them; but he was
  • still kept confined.
  • Books were allowed him, and he spent much time in reading. But he also
  • spent many hours in braiding his beard, and interweaving with it strips
  • of red bunting, as if he desired to dress out and adorn the thing which
  • had triumphed over all opposition.
  • He remained a prisoner till we arrived in America; but the very moment
  • he heard the chain rattle out of the hawse-hole, and the ship swing to
  • her anchor, he started to his feet, dashed the sentry aside, and
  • gaining the deck, exclaimed, "At home, with my beard!"
  • His term of service having some months previous expired, and the ship
  • being now in harbour, he was beyond the reach of naval law, and the
  • officers durst not molest him. But without unduly availing himself of
  • these circumstances, the old man merely got his bag and hammock
  • together, hired a boat, and throwing himself into the stern, was rowed
  • ashore, amid the unsuppressible cheers of all hands. It was a glorious
  • conquest over the Conqueror himself, as well worthy to be celebrated as
  • the Battle of the Nile.
  • Though, as I afterward learned, Ushant was earnestly entreated to put
  • the case into some lawyer's hands, he firmly declined, saying, "I have
  • won the battle, my friends, and I do not care for the prize-money." But
  • even had he complied with these entreaties, from precedents in similar
  • cases, it is almost certain that not a sou's worth of satisfaction
  • would have been received.
  • I know not in what frigate you sail now, old Ushant; but Heaven protect
  • your storied old beard, in whatever Typhoon it may blow. And if ever it
  • must be shorn, old man, may it fare like the royal beard of Henry I.,
  • of England, and be clipped by the right reverend hand of some
  • Archbishop of Sees.
  • As for Captain Claret, let it not be supposed that it is here sought to
  • impale him before the world as a cruel, black-hearted man. Such he was
  • not. Nor was he, upon the whole, regarded by his crew with anything
  • like the feelings which man-of-war's-men sometimes cherish toward
  • signally tyrannical commanders. In truth, the majority of the
  • Neversink's crew--in previous cruises habituated to flagrant
  • misusage--deemed Captain Claret a lenient officer. In many things he
  • certainly refrained from oppressing them. It has been related what
  • privileges he accorded to the seamen respecting the free playing of
  • checkers--a thing almost unheard of in most American men-of-war. In the
  • matter of overseeing the men's clothing, also, he was remarkably
  • indulgent, compared with the conduct of other Navy captains, who, by
  • sumptuary regulations, oblige their sailors to run up large bills with
  • the Purser for clothes. In a word, of whatever acts Captain Claret
  • might have been guilty in the Neversink, perhaps none of them proceeded
  • from any personal, organic hard-heartedness. What he was, the usages of
  • the Navy had made him. Had he been a mere landsman--a merchant, say--he
  • would no doubt have been considered a kind-hearted man.
  • There may be some who shall read of this Bartholomew Massacre of beards
  • who will yet marvel, perhaps, that the loss of a few hairs, more or
  • less, should provoke such hostility from the sailors, lash them into so
  • frothing a rage; indeed, come near breeding a mutiny.
  • But these circumstances are not without precedent. Not to speak of the
  • riots, attended with the loss of life, which once occurred in Madrid,
  • in resistance to an arbitrary edict of the king's, seeking to suppress
  • the cloaks of the Cavaliers; and, not to make mention of other
  • instances that might be quoted, it needs only to point out the rage of
  • the Saxons in the time of William the Conqueror, when that despot
  • commanded the hair on their upper lips to be shaven off--the hereditary
  • mustaches which whole generations had sported. The multitude of the
  • dispirited vanquished were obliged to acquiesce; but many Saxon
  • Franklins and gentlemen of spirit, choosing rather to lose their
  • castles than their mustaches, voluntarily deserted their firesides, and
  • went into exile. All this is indignantly related by the stout Saxon
  • friar, Matthew Paris, in his _Historia Major_, beginning with the
  • Norman Conquest.
  • And that our man-of-war's-men were right in desiring to perpetuate
  • their beards, as martial appurtenances, must seem very plain, when it
  • is considered that, as the beard is the token of manhood, so, in some
  • shape or other, has it ever been held the true badge of a warrior.
  • Bonaparte's grenadiers were stout whiskerandoes; and perhaps, in a
  • charge, those fierce whiskers of theirs did as much to appall the foe
  • as the sheen of their bayonets. Most all fighting creatures sport
  • either whiskers or beards; it seems a law of Dame Nature. Witness the
  • boar, the tiger, the cougar, man, the leopard, the ram, the cat--all
  • warriors, and all whiskerandoes. Whereas, the peace-loving tribes have
  • mostly enameled chins.
  • CHAPTER LXXXVIII.
  • FLOGGING THROUGH THE FLEET.
  • The flogging of an old man like Ushant, most landsmen will probably
  • regard with abhorrence. But though, from peculiar circumstances, his
  • case occasioned a good deal of indignation among the people of the
  • Neversink, yet, upon its own proper grounds, they did not denounce it.
  • Man-of-war's-men are so habituated to what landsmen would deem
  • excessive cruelties, that they are almost reconciled to inferior
  • severities.
  • And here, though the subject of punishment in the Navy has been
  • canvassed in previous chapters, and though the thing is every way a
  • most unpleasant and grievous one to enlarge upon, and though I
  • painfully nerve myself to it while I write, a feeling of duty compels
  • me to enter upon a branch of the subject till now undiscussed. I would
  • not be like the man, who, seeing an outcast perishing by the roadside,
  • turned about to his friend, saying, "Let us cross the way; my soul so
  • sickens at this sight, that I cannot endure it."
  • There are certain enormities in this man-of-war world that often secure
  • impunity by their very excessiveness. Some ignorant people will refrain
  • from permanently removing the cause of a deadly malaria, for fear of
  • the temporary spread of its offensiveness. Let us not be of such. The
  • more repugnant and repelling, the greater the evil. Leaving our women
  • and children behind, let us freely enter this Golgotha.
  • Years ago there was a punishment inflicted in the English, and I
  • believe in the American Navy, called _keel-hauling_--a phrase still
  • employed by man-of-war's-men when they would express some signal
  • vengeance upon a personal foe. The practice still remains in the French
  • national marine, though it is by no means resorted to so frequently as
  • in times past. It consists of attaching tackles to the two extremities
  • of the main-yard, and passing the rope under the ship's bottom. To one
  • end of this rope the culprit is secured; his own shipmates are then
  • made to run him up and down, first on this side, then on that--now
  • scraping the ship's hull under water--anon, hoisted, stunned and
  • breathless, into the air.
  • But though this barbarity is now abolished from the English and
  • American navies, there still remains another practice which, if
  • anything, is even worse than _keel-hauling_. This remnant of the Middle
  • Ages is known in the Navy as "_flogging through the fleet_." It is
  • never inflicted except by authority of a court-martial upon some
  • trespasser deemed guilty of a flagrant offence. Never, that I know of,
  • has it been inflicted by an American man-of-war on the home station.
  • The reason, probably, is, that the officers well know that such a
  • spectacle would raise a mob in any American seaport.
  • By XLI. of the Articles of War, a court-martial shall not "for any one
  • offence not capital," inflict a punishment beyond one hundred lashes.
  • In cases "not capital" this law may be, and has been, quoted in
  • judicial justification of the infliction of more than one hundred
  • lashes. Indeed, it would cover a thousand. Thus: One act of a sailor
  • may be construed into the commission of ten different transgressions,
  • for each of which he may be legally condemned to a hundred lashes, to
  • be inflicted without intermission. It will be perceived, that in any
  • case deemed "capital," a sailor under the above Article, may legally be
  • flogged to the death.
  • But neither by the Articles of War, nor by any other enactment of
  • Congress, is there any direct warrant for the extraordinary cruelty of
  • the mode in which punishment is inflicted, in cases of flogging through
  • the fleet. But as in numerous other instances, the incidental
  • aggravations of this penalty are indirectly covered by other clauses in
  • the Articles of War: one of which authorises the authorities of a
  • ship--in certain indefinite cases--to correct the guilty "_according to
  • the usages of the sea-service_."
  • One of these "usages" is the following:
  • All hands being called "to witness punishment" in the ship to which the
  • culprit belongs, the sentence of the court-martial condemning him is
  • read, when, with the usual solemnities, a portion of the punishment is
  • inflicted. In order that it shall not lose in severity by the slightest
  • exhaustion in the arm of the executioner, a fresh boatswain's mate is
  • called out at every dozen.
  • As the leading idea is to strike terror into the beholders, the
  • greatest number of lashes is inflicted on board the culprit's own ship,
  • in order to render him the more shocking spectacle to the crews of the
  • other vessels.
  • The first infliction being concluded, the culprit's shirt is thrown
  • over him; he is put into a boat--the Rogue's March being played
  • meanwhile--and rowed to the next ship of the squadron. All hands of
  • that ship are then called to man the rigging, and another portion of
  • the punishment is inflicted by the boatswain's mates of that ship. The
  • bloody shirt is again thrown over the seaman; and thus he is carried
  • through the fleet or squadron till the whole sentence is inflicted.
  • In other cases, the launch--the largest of the boats--is rigged with a
  • platform (like a headsman's scaffold), upon which halberds, something
  • like those used in the English army, are erected. They consist of two
  • stout poles, planted upright. Upon the platform stand a Lieutenant, a
  • Surgeon a Master-at-arms, and the executioners with their "cats." They
  • are rowed through the fleet, stopping at each ship, till the whole
  • sentence is inflicted, as before.
  • In some cases, the attending surgeon has professionally interfered
  • before the last lash has been given, alleging that immediate death must
  • ensue if the remainder should be administered without a respite. But
  • instead of humanely remitting the remaining lashes, in a case like
  • this, the man is generally consigned to his cot for ten or twelve days;
  • and when the surgeon officially reports him capable of undergoing the
  • rest of the sentence, it is forthwith inflicted. Shylock must have his
  • pound of flesh.
  • To say, that after being flogged through the fleet, the prisoner's back
  • is sometimes puffed up like a pillow; or to say that in other cases it
  • looks as if burned black before a roasting fire; or to say that you may
  • track him through the squadron by the blood on the bulwarks of every
  • ship, would only be saying what many seamen have seen.
  • Several weeks, sometimes whole months, elapse before the sailor is
  • sufficiently recovered to resume his duties. During the greater part of
  • that interval he lies in the sick-bay, groaning out his days and
  • nights; and unless he has the hide and constitution of a rhinoceros, he
  • never is the man he was before, but, broken and shattered to the marrow
  • of his bones, sinks into death before his time. Instances have occurred
  • where he has expired the day after the punishment. No wonder that the
  • Englishman, Dr. Granville--himself once a surgeon in the
  • Navy--declares, in his work on Russia, that the barbarian "knout"
  • itself is not a greater torture to undergo than the Navy
  • cat-o'-nine-tails.
  • Some years ago a fire broke out near the powder magazine in an American
  • national ship, one of the squadron at anchor in the Bay of Naples. The
  • utmost alarm prevailed. A cry went fore and aft that the ship was about
  • to blow up. One of the seamen sprang overboard in affright. At length
  • the fire was got under, and the man was picked up. He was tried before
  • a court-martial, found guilty of cowardice, and condemned to be flogged
  • through the fleet, In due time the squadron made sail for Algiers, and
  • in that harbour, once haunted by pirates, the punishment was
  • inflicted--the Bay of Naples, though washing the shores of an absolute
  • king, not being deemed a fit place for such an exhibition of American
  • naval law.
  • While the Neversink was in the Pacific, an American sailor, who had
  • deposited a vote for General Harrison for President of the United
  • States, was flogged through the fleet.
  • CHAPTER LXXXIX.
  • THE SOCIAL STATE IN A MAN-OF-WAR.
  • Bur the floggings at the gangway and the floggings through the fleet,
  • the stealings, highway robberies, swearings, gamblings, blasphemings,
  • thimble-riggings, smugglings, and tipplings of a man-of-war, which
  • throughout this narrative have been here and there sketched from the
  • life, by no means comprise the whole catalogue of evil. One single
  • feature is full of significance.
  • All large ships of war carry soldiers, called marines. In the Neversink
  • there was something less than fifty, two thirds of whom were Irishmen.
  • They were officered by a Lieutenant, an Orderly Sergeant, two
  • Sergeants, and two Corporals, with a drummer and fifer. The custom,
  • generally, is to have a marine to each gun; which rule usually
  • furnishes the scale for distributing the soldiers in vessels of
  • different force.
  • Our marines had no other than martial duty to perform; excepting that,
  • at sea, they stood watches like the sailors, and now and then lazily
  • assisted in pulling the ropes. But they never put foot in rigging or
  • hand in tar-bucket.
  • On the quarter-bills, these men were stationed at none of the great
  • guns; on the station-bills, they had no posts at the ropes. What, then,
  • were they for? To serve their country in time of battle? Let us see.
  • When a ship is running into action, her marines generally lie flat on
  • their faces behind the bulwarks (the sailors are sometimes ordered to
  • do the same), and when the vessel is fairly engaged, they are usually
  • drawn up in the ship's waist--like a company reviewing in the Park. At
  • close quarters, their muskets may pick off a seaman or two in the
  • rigging, but at long-gun distance they must passively stand in their
  • ranks and be decimated at the enemy's leisure. Only in one case in
  • ten--that is, when their vessel is attempted to be boarded by a large
  • party, are these marines of any essential service as fighting men; with
  • their bayonets they are then called upon to "repel!"
  • If comparatively so useless as soldiers, why have marines at all in the
  • Navy? Know, then, that what standing armies are to nations, what
  • turnkeys are to jails, these marines are to the seamen in all large
  • men-of-war. Their muskets are their keys. With those muskets they stand
  • guard over the fresh water; over the grog, when doled; over the
  • provisions, when being served out by the Master's mate; over the "brig"
  • or jail; at the Commodore's and Captain's cabin doors; and, in port, at
  • both gangways and forecastle.
  • Surely, the crowd of sailors, who besides having so many sea-officers
  • over them, are thus additionally guarded by soldiers, even when they
  • quench their thirst--surely these man-of-war's-men must be desperadoes
  • indeed; or else the naval service must be so tyrannical that the worst
  • is feared from their possible insubordination. Either reason holds
  • good, or both, according to the character of the officers and crew.
  • It must be evident that the man-of-war's-man casts but an evil eye on a
  • marine. To call a man a "horse-marine," is, among seamen, one of the
  • greatest terms of contempt.
  • But the mutual contempt, and even hatred, subsisting between these two
  • bodies of men--both clinging to one keel, both lodged in one
  • household--is held by most Navy officers as the height of the
  • perfection of Navy discipline. It is regarded as the button that caps
  • the uttermost point on their main-mast.
  • Thus they reason: Secure of this antagonism between the marine and the
  • sailor, we can always rely upon it, that if the sailor mutinies, it
  • needs no great incitement for the marine to thrust his bayonet through
  • his heart; if the marine revolts, the pike of the sailor is impatient
  • to charge. Checks and balances, blood against blood, _that_ is the cry
  • and the argument.
  • What applies to the relation in which the marine and sailor stand
  • toward each other--the mutual repulsion implied by a system of
  • checks--will, in degree, apply to nearly the entire interior of a
  • man-of-war's discipline. The whole body of this discipline is
  • emphatically a system of cruel cogs and wheels, systematically grinding
  • up in one common hopper all that might minister to the moral well-being
  • of the crew.
  • It is the same with both officers and men. If a Captain have a grudge
  • against a Lieutenant, or a Lieutenant against a midshipman, how easy to
  • torture him by official treatment, which shall not lay open the
  • superior officer to legal rebuke. And if a midshipman bears a grudge
  • against a sailor, how easy for him, by cunning practices, born of a
  • boyish spite, to have him degraded at the gangway. Through all the
  • endless ramifications of rank and station, in most men-of-war there
  • runs a sinister vein of bitterness, not exceeded by the fireside
  • hatreds in a family of stepsons ashore. It were sickening to detail all
  • the paltry irritabilities, jealousies, and cabals, the spiteful
  • detractions and animosities, that lurk far down, and cling to the very
  • kelson of the ship. It is unmanning to think of. The immutable
  • ceremonies and iron etiquette of a man-of-war; the spiked barriers
  • separating the various grades of rank; the delegated absolutism of
  • authority on all hands; the impossibility, on the part of the common
  • seaman, of appeal from incidental abuses, and many more things that
  • might be enumerated, all tend to beget in most armed ships a general
  • social condition which is the precise reverse of what any Christian
  • could desire. And though there are vessels, that in some measure
  • furnish exceptions to this; and though, in other ships, the thing may
  • be glazed over by a guarded, punctilious exterior, almost completely
  • hiding the truth from casual visitors, while the worst facts touching
  • the common sailor are systematically kept in the background, yet it is
  • certain that what has here been said of the domestic interior of a
  • man-of-war will, in a greater or less degree, apply to most vessels in
  • the Navy. It is not that the officers are so malevolent, nor,
  • altogether, that the man-of-war's-man is so vicious. Some of these
  • evils are unavoidably generated through the operation of the Naval
  • code; others are absolutely organic to a Navy establishment, and, like
  • other organic evils, are incurable, except when they dissolve with the
  • body they live in.
  • CHAPTER XC.
  • THE MANNING OF NAVIES.
  • "The gallows and the sea refuse nothing," is a very old sea saying;
  • and, among all the wondrous prints of Hogarth, there is none remaining
  • more true at the present day than that dramatic boat-scene, where after
  • consorting with harlots and gambling on tomb-stones, the Idle
  • Apprentice, with the villainous low forehead, is at last represented as
  • being pushed off to sea, with a ship and a gallows in the distance. But
  • Hogarth should have converted the ship's masts themselves into
  • Tyburn-trees, and thus, with the ocean for a background, closed the
  • career of his hero. It would then have had all the dramatic force of
  • the opera of Don Juan, who, after running his impious courses, is swept
  • from our sight in a tornado of devils.
  • For the sea is the true Tophet and bottomless pit of many workers of
  • iniquity; and, as the German mystics feign Gehennas within Gehennas,
  • even so are men-of-war familiarly known among sailors as "Floating
  • Hells." And as the sea, according to old Fuller, is the stable of brute
  • monsters, gliding hither and thither in unspeakable swarms, even so is
  • it the home of many moral monsters, who fitly divide its empire with
  • the snake, the shark, and the worm.
  • Nor are sailors, and man-of-war's-men especially, at all blind to a
  • true sense of these things. "_Purser rigged and parish damned_," is the
  • sailor saying in the American Navy, when the tyro first mounts the
  • lined frock and blue jacket, aptly manufactured for him in a State
  • Prison ashore.
  • No wonder, that lured by some _crimp_ into a service so galling, and,
  • perhaps, persecuted by a vindictive lieutenant, some repentant sailors
  • have actually jumped into the sea to escape from their fate, or set
  • themselves adrift on the wide ocean on the gratings without compass or
  • rudder.
  • In one case, a young man, after being nearly cut into dog's meat at the
  • gangway, loaded his pockets with shot and walked overboard.
  • Some years ago, I was in a whaling ship lying in a harbour of the
  • Pacific, with three French men-of-war alongside. One dark, moody night,
  • a suppressed cry was heard from the face of the waters, and, thinking
  • it was some one drowning, a boat was lowered, when two French sailors
  • were picked up, half dead from exhaustion, and nearly throttled by a
  • bundle of their clothes tied fast to their shoulders. In this manner
  • they had attempted their escape from their vessel. When the French
  • officers came in pursuit, these sailors, rallying from their
  • exhaustion, fought like tigers to resist being captured. Though this
  • story concerns a French armed ship, it is not the less applicable, in
  • degree, to those of other nations.
  • Mix with the men in an American armed ship, mark how many foreigners
  • there are, though it is against the law to enlist them. Nearly one
  • third of the petty officers of the Neversink were born east of the
  • Atlantic. Why is this? Because the same principle that operates in
  • hindering Americans from hiring themselves out as menial domestics also
  • restrains them, in a great measure, from voluntarily assuming a far
  • worse servitude in the Navy. "_Sailors wanted for the Navy_" is a
  • common announcement along the wharves of our sea-ports. They are always
  • "_wanted_." It may have been, in part, owing to this scarcity
  • man-of-war's men, that not many years ago, black slaves were frequently
  • to be found regularly enlisted with the crew of an American frigate,
  • their masters receiving their pay. This was in the teeth of a law of
  • Congress expressly prohibiting slaves in the Navy. This law,
  • indirectly, means black slaves, nothing being said concerning white
  • ones. But in view of what John Randolph of Roanoke said about the
  • frigate that carried him to Russia, and in view of what most armed
  • vessels actually are at present, the American Navy is not altogether an
  • inappropriate place for hereditary bondmen. Still, the circumstance of
  • their being found in it is of such a nature, that to some it may hardly
  • appear credible. The incredulity of such persons, nevertheless, must
  • yield to the fact, that on board of the United States ship Neversink,
  • during the present cruise, there was a Virginian slave regularly
  • shipped as a seaman, his owner receiving his wages. Guinea--such was
  • his name among the crew--belonged to the Purser, who was a Southern
  • gentleman; he was employed as his body servant. Never did I feel my
  • condition as a man-of-war's-man so keenly as when seeing this Guinea
  • freely circulating about the decks in citizen's clothes, and through
  • the influence of his master, almost entirely exempted from the
  • disciplinary degradation of the Caucasian crew. Faring sumptuously in
  • the ward-room; sleek and round, his ebon face fairly polished with
  • content: ever gay and hilarious; ever ready to laugh and joke, that
  • African slave was actually envied by many of the seamen. There were
  • times when I almost envied him myself. Lemsford once envied him
  • outright, "Ah, Guinea!" he sighed, "you have peaceful times; you never
  • opened the book I read in."
  • One morning, when all hands were called to witness punishment, the
  • Purser's slave, as usual, was observed to be hurrying down the ladders
  • toward the ward-room, his face wearing that peculiar, pinched blueness,
  • which, in the negro, answers to the paleness caused by nervous
  • agitation in the white. "Where are you going, Guinea?" cried the
  • deck-officer, a humorous gentleman, who sometimes diverted himself with
  • the Purser's slave, and well knew what answer he would now receive from
  • him. "Where are you going, Guinea?" said this officer; "turn about;
  • don't you hear the call, sir?" "'_Scuse_ me, massa!" said the slave,
  • with a low salutation; "I can't 'tand it; I can't, indeed, massa!" and,
  • so saying, he disappeared beyond the hatchway. He was the only person
  • on board, except the hospital-steward and the invalids of the sick-bay,
  • who was exempted from being present at the administering of the
  • scourge. Accustomed to light and easy duties from his birth, and so
  • fortunate as to meet with none but gentle masters, Guinea, though a
  • bondman, liable to be saddled with a mortgage, like a horse--Guinea, in
  • India-rubber manacles, enjoyed the liberties of the world.
  • Though his body-and-soul proprietor, the Purser, never in any way
  • individualised me while I served on board the frigate, and never did me
  • a good office of any kind (it was hardly in his power), yet, from his
  • pleasant, kind, indulgent manner toward his slave, I always imputed to
  • him a generous heart, and cherished an involuntary friendliness toward
  • him. Upon our arrival home, his treatment of Guinea, under
  • circumstances peculiarly calculated to stir up the resentment of a
  • slave-owner, still more augmented my estimation of the Purser's good
  • heart.
  • Mention has been made of the number of foreigners in the American Navy;
  • but it is not in the American Navy alone that foreigners bear so large
  • a proportion to the rest of the crew, though in no navy, perhaps, have
  • they ever borne so large a proportion as in our own. According to an
  • English estimate, the foreigners serving in the King's ships at one
  • time amounted to one eighth of the entire body of seamen. How it is in
  • the French Navy, I cannot with certainty say; but I have repeatedly
  • sailed with English seamen who have served in it.
  • One of the effects of the free introduction of foreigners into any Navy
  • cannot be sufficiently deplored. During the period I lived in the
  • Neversink, I was repeatedly struck by the lack of patriotism in many of
  • my shipmates. True, they were mostly foreigners who unblushingly
  • avowed, that were it not for the difference of pay, they would as lief
  • man the guns of an English ship as those of an American or Frenchman.
  • Nevertheless, it was evident, that as for any high-toned patriotic
  • feeling, there was comparatively very little--hardly any of it--evinced
  • by our sailors as a body. Upon reflection, this was not to be wondered
  • at. From their roving career, and the sundering of all domestic ties,
  • many sailors, all the world over, are like the "Free Companions," who
  • some centuries ago wandered over Europe, ready to fight the battles of
  • any prince who could purchase their swords. The only patriotism is born
  • and nurtured in a stationary home, and upon an immovable hearth-stone;
  • but the man-of-war's-man, though in his voyagings he weds the two Poles
  • and brings both Indies together, yet, let him wander where he will, he
  • carries his one only home along with him: that home is his hammock.
  • "_Born under a gun, and educated on the bowsprit_," according to a
  • phrase of his own, the man-of-war-man rolls round the world like a
  • billow, ready to mix with any sea, or be sucked down to death in the
  • maelstrom of any war.
  • Yet more. The dread of the general discipline of a man-of-war; the
  • special obnoxiousness of the gangway; the protracted confinement on
  • board ship, with so few "liberty days;" and the pittance of pay (much
  • less than what can always be had in the Merchant Service), these things
  • contrive to deter from the navies of all countries by far the majority
  • of their best seamen. This will be obvious, when the following
  • statistical facts, taken from Macpherson's Annals of Commerce, are
  • considered. At one period, upon the Peace Establishment, the number of
  • men employed in the English Navy was 25,000; at the same time, the
  • English Merchant Service was employing 118,952. But while the
  • necessities of a merchantman render it indispensable that the greater
  • part of her crew be able seamen, the circumstances of a man-of-war
  • admit of her mustering a crowd of landsmen, soldiers, and boys in her
  • service. By a statement of Captain Marryat's, in his pamphlet (A. D.
  • 1822) "On the Abolition of Impressment," it appears that, at the close
  • of the Bonaparte wars, a full third of all the crews of his Majesty's
  • fleets consisted of landsmen and boys.
  • Far from entering with enthusiasm into the king's ships when their
  • country were menaced, the great body of English seamen, appalled at the
  • discipline of the Navy, adopted unheard-of devices to escape its
  • press-gangs. Some even hid themselves in caves, and lonely places
  • inland, fearing to run the risk of seeking a berth in an outward-bound
  • merchantman, that might have carried them beyond sea. In the true
  • narrative of "John Nichol, Mariner," published in 1822 by Blackwood in
  • Edinburgh, and Cadell in London, and which everywhere bears the
  • spontaneous impress of truth, the old sailor, in the most artless,
  • touching, and almost uncomplaining manner, tells of his "skulking like
  • a thief" for whole years in the country round about Edinburgh, to
  • avoid the press-gangs, prowling through the land like bandits and
  • Burkers. At this time (Bonaparte's wars), according to "Steel's List,"
  • there were forty-five regular press-gang stations in Great Britain.[5]
  • ----
  • [FOOTNOTE-5] Besides this domestic kidnapping, British frigates, in
  • friendly or neutral harbours, in some instances pressed into their
  • service foreign sailors of all nations from the public wharves. In
  • certain cases, where Americans were concerned, when "_protections_"
  • were found upon their persons, these were destroyed; and to prevent the
  • American consul from claiming his sailor countrymen, the press-gang
  • generally went on shore the night previous to the sailing of the
  • frigate, so that the kidnapped seamen were far out to sea before they
  • could be missed by their friends. These things should be known; for in
  • case the English government again goes to war with its fleets, and
  • should again resort to indiscriminate impressment to man them, it is
  • well that both Englishmen and Americans, that all the world be prepared
  • to put down an iniquity outrageous and insulting to God and man.
  • ----
  • In a later instance, a large body of British seamen solemnly assembled
  • upon the eve of an anticipated war, and together determined, that in
  • case of its breaking out, they would at once flee to America, to avoid
  • being pressed into the service of their country--a service which
  • degraded her own guardians at the gangway.
  • At another time, long previous to this, according to an English Navy
  • officer, Lieutenant Tomlinson, three thousand seamen, impelled by the
  • same motive, fled ashore in a panic from the colliers between Yarmouth
  • Roads and the Nore. Elsewhere, he says, in speaking of some of the men
  • on board the king's ships, that "they were most miserable objects."
  • This remark is perfectly corroborated by other testimony referring to
  • another period. In alluding to the lamented scarcity of good English
  • seamen during the wars of 1808, etc., the author of a pamphlet on
  • "Naval Subjects" says, that all the best seamen, the steadiest and
  • best-behaved men, generally succeeded in avoiding the impress. This
  • writer was, or had been, himself a Captain in the British fleet.
  • Now it may be easily imagined who are the men, and of what moral
  • character they are, who, even at the present day, are willing to enlist
  • as full-grown adults in a service so galling to all shore-manhood as
  • the Navy. Hence it comes that the skulkers and scoundrels of all sorts
  • in a man-of-war are chiefly composed not of regular seamen, but of
  • these "dock-lopers" of landsmen, men who enter the Navy to draw their
  • grog and murder their time in the notorious idleness of a frigate. But
  • if so idle, why not reduce the number of a man-of-war's crew, and
  • reasonably keep employed the rest? It cannot be done. In the first
  • place, the magnitude of most of these ships requires a large number of
  • hands to brace the heavy yards, hoist the enormous top-sails, and weigh
  • the ponderous anchor. And though the occasion for the employment of so
  • many men comes but seldom, it is true, yet when that occasion _does_
  • come--and come it may at any moment--this multitude of men are
  • indispensable.
  • But besides this, and to crown all, the batteries must be manned. There
  • must be enough men to work all the guns at one time. And thus, in order
  • to have a sufficiency of mortals at hand to "sink, burn and destroy;" a
  • man-of-war, through her vices, hopelessly depraving the volunteer
  • landsmen and ordinary seamen of good habits, who occasionally
  • enlist--must feed at the public cost a multitude of persons, who, if
  • they did not find a home in the Navy, would probably fall on the
  • parish, or linger out their days in a prison.
  • Among others, these are the men into whose mouths Dibdin puts his
  • patriotic verses, full of sea-chivalry and romance. With an exception
  • in the last line, they might be sung with equal propriety by both
  • English and American man-of-war's-men.
  • "As for me, in all weathers, all times, tides, and ends,
  • Naught's a trouble from duty that springs;
  • For my heart is my Poll's, and my rhino's my friends,
  • And as for my life, it's the king's.
  • To rancour unknown, to no passion a slave,
  • Nor unmanly, nor mean, nor a railer," etc.
  • I do not unite with a high critical authority in considering Dibdin's
  • ditties as "slang songs," for most of them breathe the very poetry of
  • the ocean. But it is remarkable that those songs--which would lead one
  • to think that man-of-war's-men are the most care-free, contented,
  • virtuous, and patriotic of mankind--were composed at a time when the
  • English Navy was principally manned by felons and paupers, as mentioned
  • in a former chapter. Still more, these songs are pervaded by a true
  • Mohammedan sensualism; a reckless acquiescence in fate, and an
  • implicit, unquestioning, dog-like devotion to whoever may be lord and
  • master. Dibdin was a man of genius; but no wonder Dibdin was a
  • government pensioner at L200 per annum.
  • But notwithstanding the iniquities of a man-of-war, men are to be found
  • in them, at times, so used to a hard life; so drilled and disciplined
  • to servitude, that, with an incomprehensible philosophy, they seem
  • cheerfully to resign themselves to their fate. They have plenty to eat;
  • spirits to drink; clothing to keep them warm; a hammock to sleep in;
  • tobacco to chew; a doctor to medicine them; a parson to pray for them;
  • and, to a penniless castaway, must not all this seem as a luxurious
  • Bill of Fare?
  • There was on board of the Neversink a fore-top-man by the name of
  • Landless, who, though his back was cross-barred, and plaided with the
  • ineffaceable scars of all the floggings accumulated by a reckless tar
  • during a ten years' service in the Navy, yet he perpetually wore a
  • hilarious face, and at joke and repartee was a very Joe Miller.
  • That man, though a sea-vagabond, was not created in vain. He enjoyed
  • life with the zest of everlasting adolescence; and, though cribbed in
  • an oaken prison, with the turnkey sentries all round him, yet he paced
  • the gun-deck as if it were broad as a prairie, and diversified in
  • landscape as the hills and valleys of the Tyrol. Nothing ever
  • disconcerted him; nothing could transmute his laugh into anything like
  • a sigh. Those glandular secretions, which in other captives sometimes
  • go to the formation of tears, in _him_ were expectorated from the
  • mouth, tinged with the golden juice of a weed, wherewith he solaced and
  • comforted his ignominious days.
  • "Rum and tobacco!" said Landless, "what more does a sailor want?"
  • His favourite song was "_Dibdin's True English Sailor_," beginning,
  • "Jack dances and sings, and is always content,
  • In his vows to his lass he'll ne'er fail her;
  • His anchor's atrip when his money's all spent,
  • And this is the life of a sailor."
  • But poor Landless danced quite as often at the gangway, under the lash,
  • as in the sailor dance-houses ashore.
  • Another of his songs, also set to the significant tune of _The King,
  • God bless him!_ mustered the following lines among many similar ones:
  • "Oh, when safely landed in Boston or 'York,
  • Oh how I will tipple and jig it;
  • And toss off my glass while my rhino holds out,
  • In drinking success to our frigate!"
  • During the many idle hours when our frigate was lying in harbour, this
  • man was either merrily playing at checkers, or mending his clothes, or
  • snoring like a trumpeter under the lee of the booms. When fast asleep,
  • a national salute from our batteries could hardly move him. Whether
  • ordered to the main-truck in a gale; or rolled by the drum to the
  • grog-tub; or commanded to walk up to the gratings and be lashed,
  • Landess always obeyed with the same invincible indifference.
  • His advice to a young lad, who shipped with us at Valparaiso, embodies
  • the pith and marrow of that philosophy which enables some
  • man-of-war's-men to wax jolly in the service.
  • "_Shippy!_" said Landless, taking the pale lad by his neckerchief, as
  • if he had him by the halter; "Shippy, I've seen sarvice with Uncle
  • Sam--I've sailed in many _Andrew Millers_. Now take my advice, and
  • steer clear of all trouble. D'ye see, touch your tile whenever a swob
  • (officer) speaks to you. And never mind how much they rope's-end you,
  • keep your red-rag belayed; for you must know as how they don't fancy
  • sea-lawyers; and when the sarving out of slops comes round, stand up to
  • it stiffly; it's only an oh Lord! Or two, and a few oh my Gods!--that's
  • all. And what then? Why, you sleeps it off in a few nights, and turn
  • out at last all ready for your grog."
  • This Landless was a favourite with the officers, among whom he went by
  • the name of "_Happy Jack_." And it is just such Happy Jacks as Landless
  • that most sea-officers profess to admire; a fellow without shame,
  • without a soul, so dead to the least dignity of manhood that he could
  • hardly be called a man. Whereas, a seaman who exhibits traits of moral
  • sensitiveness, whose demeanour shows some dignity within; this is the
  • man they, in many cases, instinctively dislike. The reason is, they
  • feel such a man to be a continual reproach to them, as being mentally
  • superior to their power. He has no business in a man-of-war; they do
  • not want such men. To them there is an insolence in his manly freedom,
  • contempt in his very carriage. He is unendurable, as an erect,
  • lofty-minded African would be to some slave-driving planter.
  • Let it not be supposed, however, that the remarks in this and the
  • preceding chapter apply to _all_ men-of-war. There are some vessels
  • blessed with patriarchal, intellectual Captains, gentlemanly and
  • brotherly officers, and docile and Christianised crews. The peculiar
  • usages of such vessels insensibly softens the tyrannical rigour of the
  • Articles of War; in them, scourging is unknown. To sail in such ships
  • is hardly to realise that you live under the martial law, or that the
  • evils above mentioned can anywhere exist.
  • And Jack Chase, old Ushant, and several more fine tars that might be
  • added, sufficiently attest, that in the Neversink at least, there was
  • more than one noble man-of-war's-man who almost redeemed all the rest.
  • Wherever, throughout this narrative, the American Navy, in any of its
  • bearings, has formed the theme of a general discussion, hardly one
  • syllable of admiration for what is accounted illustrious in its
  • achievements has been permitted to escape me. The reason is this: I
  • consider, that so far as what is called military renown is concerned,
  • the American Navy needs no eulogist but History. It were superfluous
  • for White-Jacket to tell the world what it knows already. The office
  • imposed upon me is of another cast; and, though I foresee and feel that
  • it may subject me to the pillory in the hard thoughts of some men, yet,
  • supported by what God has given me, I tranquilly abide the event,
  • whatever it may prove.
  • CHAPTER XCI.
  • SMOKING-CLUB IN A MAN-OF-WAR, WITH SCENES ON THE GUN-DECK DRAWING NEAR
  • HOME.
  • There is a fable about a painter moved by Jove to the painting of the
  • head of Medusa. Though the picture was true to the life, yet the poor
  • artist sickened at the sight of what his forced pencil had drawn. Thus,
  • borne through my task toward the end, my own soul now sinks at what I
  • myself have portrayed. But let us forget past chapters, if we may,
  • while we paint less repugnant things.
  • Metropolitan gentlemen have their club; provincial gossipers their
  • news-room; village quidnuncs their barber's shop; the Chinese their
  • opium-houses; American Indians their council-fire; and even cannibals
  • their _Noojona_, or Talk-Stone, where they assemble at times to discuss
  • the affairs of the day. Nor is there any government, however despotic,
  • that ventures to deny to the least of its subjects the privilege of a
  • sociable chat. Not the Thirty Tyrants even--the clubbed post-captains
  • of old Athens--could stop the wagging tongues at the street-corners.
  • For chat man must; and by our immortal Bill of Rights, that guarantees
  • to us liberty of speech, chat we Yankees will, whether on board a
  • frigate, or on board our own terra-firma plantations.
  • In men-of-war, the Galley, or Cookery, on the gun-deck, is the grand
  • centre of gossip and news among the sailors. Here crowds assemble to
  • chat away the half-hour elapsing after every meal. The reason why this
  • place and these hours are selected rather than others is this: in the
  • neighbourhood of the galley alone, and only after meals, is the
  • man-of-war's-man permitted to regale himself with a smoke.
  • A sumptuary edict, truly, that deprived White-Jacket, for one, of a
  • luxury to which he had long been attached. For how can the mystical
  • motives, the capricious impulses of a luxurious smoker go and come at
  • the beck of a Commodore's command? No! when I smoke, be it because of
  • my sovereign good pleasure I choose so to do, though at so unseasonable
  • an hour that I send round the town for a brasier of coals. What! smoke
  • by a sun-dial? Smoke on compulsion? Make a trade, a business, a vile
  • recurring calling of smoking? And, perhaps, when those sedative fumes
  • have steeped you in the grandest of reveries, and, circle over circle,
  • solemnly rises some immeasurable dome in your soul--far away, swelling
  • and heaving into the vapour you raise--as if from one Mozart's grandest
  • marches of a temple were rising, like Venus from the sea--at such a
  • time, to have your whole Parthenon tumbled about your ears by the knell
  • of the ship's bell announcing the expiration of the half-hour for
  • smoking! Whip me, ye Furies! toast me in saltpetre! smite me, some
  • thunderbolt! charge upon me, endless squadrons of Mamalukes! devour me,
  • Feejees! but preserve me from a tyranny like this!
  • No! though I smoked like an Indian summer ere I entered the Neversink,
  • so abhorrent was this sumptuary law that I altogether abandoned the
  • luxury rather than enslave it to a time and a place. Herein did I not
  • right, Ancient and Honourable Old Guard of Smokers all round the world?
  • But there were others of the crew not so fastidious as myself. After
  • every meal, they hied to the galley and solaced their souls with a
  • whiff.
  • Now a bunch of cigars, all banded together, is a type and a symbol of
  • the brotherly love between smokers. Likewise, for the time, in a
  • community of pipes is a community of hearts! Nor was it an ill thing
  • for the Indian Sachems to circulate their calumet tobacco-bowl--even as
  • our own forefathers circulated their punch-bowl--in token of peace,
  • charity, and good-will, friendly feelings, and sympathising souls. And
  • this it was that made the gossipers of the galley so loving a club, so
  • long as the vapoury bond united them.
  • It was a pleasant sight to behold them. Grouped in the recesses between
  • the guns, they chatted and laughed like rows of convivialists in the
  • boxes of some vast dining-saloon. Take a Flemish kitchen full of good
  • fellows from Teniers; add a fireside group from Wilkie; throw in a
  • naval sketch from Cruickshank; and then stick a short pipe into every
  • mother's son's mouth, and you have the smoking scene at the galley of
  • the Neversink.
  • Not a few were politicians; and, as there were some thoughts of a war
  • with England at the time, their discussions waxed warm.
  • "I tell you what it is, _shippies!_" cried the old captain of gun No. 1
  • on the forecastle, "if that 'ere President of ourn don't luff up into
  • the wind, by the Battle of the Nile! he'll be getting us into a grand
  • fleet engagement afore the Yankee nation has rammed home her
  • cartridges--let alone blowing the match!"
  • "Who talks of luffing?" roared a roystering fore-top-man. "Keep our
  • Yankee nation large before the wind, say I, till you come plump on the
  • enemy's bows, and then board him in the smoke," and with that, there
  • came forth a mighty blast from his pipe.
  • "Who says the old man at the helm of the Yankee nation can't steer his
  • _trick_ as well as George Washington himself?" cried a sheet-anchor-man.
  • "But they say he's a cold-water customer, Bill," cried another; "and
  • sometimes o' nights I somehow has a presentation that he's goin' to
  • stop our grog."
  • "D'ye hear there, fore and aft!" roared the boatswain's mate at the
  • gangway, "all hands tumble up, and 'bout ship!"
  • "That's the talk!" cried the captain of gun No. 1, as, in obedience to
  • the summons, all hands dropped their pipes and crowded toward the
  • ladders, "and that's what the President must do--go in stays, my lads,
  • and put the Yankee nation on the other tack."
  • But these political discussions by no means supplied the staple of
  • conversation for the gossiping smokers of the galley. The interior
  • affairs of the frigate itself formed their principal theme. Rumours
  • about the private life of the Commodore in his cabin; about the
  • Captain, in his; about the various officers in the ward-room; about the
  • _reefers_ in the steerage, and their madcap frolickings, and about a
  • thousand other matters touching the crew themselves; all these--forming
  • the eternally shifting, domestic by-play of a man-of-war--proved
  • inexhaustible topics for our quidnuncs.
  • The animation of these scenes was very much heightened as we drew
  • nearer and nearer our port; it rose to a climax when the frigate was
  • reported to be only twenty-four hours' sail from the land. What they
  • should do when they landed; how they should invest their wages; what
  • they should eat; what they should drink; and what lass they should
  • marry--these were the topics which absorbed them.
  • "Sink the sea!" cried a forecastle man. "Once more ashore, and you'll
  • never again catch old Boombolt afloat. I mean to settle down in a
  • sail-loft."
  • "Cable-tier pinchers blister all tarpaulin hats!" cried a young
  • after-guard's-man; "I mean to go back to the counter."
  • "Shipmates! take me by the arms, and swab up the lee-scuppers with me,
  • but I mean to steer a clam-cart before I go again to a ship's wheel.
  • Let the Navy go by the board--to sea again, I won't!"
  • "Start my soul-bolts, maties, if any more Blue Peters and sailing
  • signals fly at my fore!" cried the Captain of the Head. "My wages will
  • buy a wheelbarrow, if nothing more."
  • "I have taken my last dose of salts," said the Captain of the Waist,
  • "and after this mean to stick to fresh water. Ay, maties, ten of us
  • Waisters mean to club together and buy a _serving-mallet boat_, d'ye
  • see; and if ever we drown, it will be in the 'raging canal!' Blast the
  • sea, shipmates! say I."
  • "Profane not the holy element!" said Lemsford, the poet of the
  • gun-deck, leaning over a cannon. "Know ye not, man-of-war's-men! that
  • by the Parthian magi the ocean was held sacred? Did not Tiridates, the
  • Eastern monarch, take an immense land circuit to avoid desecrating the
  • Mediterranean, in order to reach his imperial master, Nero, and do
  • homage for his crown?"
  • "What lingo is that?" cried the Captain of the Waist.
  • "Who's Commodore Tiddery-eye?" cried the forecastle-man.
  • "Hear me out," resumed Lemsford. "Like Tiridates, I venerate the sea,
  • and venerate it so highly, shipmates, that evermore I shall abstain
  • from crossing it. In _that_ sense, Captain of the Waist, I echo your
  • cry."
  • It was, indeed, a remarkable fact, that nine men out of every ten of
  • the Neversink's crew had formed some plan or other to keep themselves
  • ashore for life, or, at least, on fresh water, after the expiration of
  • the present cruise. With all the experiences of that cruise accumulated
  • in one intense recollection of a moment; with the smell of tar in their
  • nostrils; out of sight of land; with a stout ship under foot, and
  • snuffing the ocean air; with all the things of the sea surrounding
  • them; in their cool, sober moments of reflection; in the silence and
  • solitude of the deep, during the long night-watches, when all their
  • holy home associations were thronging round their hearts; in the
  • spontaneous piety and devotion of the last hours of so long a voyage;
  • in the fullness and the frankness of their souls; when there was naught
  • to jar the well-poised equilibrium of their judgment--under all these
  • circumstances, at least nine tenths of a crew of five hundred
  • man-of-war's-men resolved for ever to turn their backs on the sea. But
  • do men ever hate the thing they love? Do men forswear the hearth and
  • the homestead? What, then, must the Navy be?
  • But, alas for the man-of-war's-man, who, though he may take a Hannibal
  • oath against the service; yet, cruise after cruise, and after
  • forswearing it again and again, he is driven back to the spirit-tub and
  • the gun-deck by his old hereditary foe, the ever-devilish god of grog.
  • On this point, let some of the crew of the Neversink be called to the
  • stand.
  • You, Captain of the Waist! and you, seamen of the fore-top! and you,
  • after-guard's-men and others! how came you here at the guns of the
  • North Carolina, after registering your solemn vows at the galley of the
  • Neversink?
  • They all hang their heads. I know the cause; poor fellows! perjure
  • yourselves not again; swear not at all hereafter.
  • Ay, these very tars--the foremost in denouncing the Navy; who had bound
  • themselves by the most tremendous oaths--these very men, not three days
  • after getting ashore, were rolling round the streets in penniless
  • drunkenness; and next day many of them were to be found on board of the
  • _guardo_ or receiving-ship. Thus, in part, is the Navy manned.
  • But what was still more surprising, and tended to impart a new and
  • strange insight into the character of sailors, and overthrow some
  • long-established ideas concerning them as a class, was this: numbers of
  • men who, during the cruise, had passed for exceedingly prudent, nay,
  • parsimonious persons, who would even refuse you a patch, or a needleful
  • of thread, and, from their stinginess, procured the name of
  • _Ravelings_--no sooner were these men fairly adrift in harbour, and
  • under the influence of frequent quaffings, than their
  • three-years'-earned wages flew right and left; they summoned whole
  • boarding-houses of sailors to the bar, and treated them over and over
  • again. Fine fellows! generous-hearted tars! Seeing this sight, I
  • thought to myself, Well, these generous-hearted tars on shore were the
  • greatest curmudgeons afloat! it's the bottle that's generous, not they!
  • Yet the popular conceit concerning a sailor is derived from his
  • behaviour ashore; whereas, ashore he is no longer a sailor, but a
  • landsman for the time. A man-of-war's-man is only a man-of-war's-man at
  • sea; and the sea is the place to learn what he is. But we have seen
  • that a man-of-war is but this old-fashioned world of ours afloat, full
  • of all manner of characters--full of strange contradictions; and though
  • boasting some fine fellows here and there, yet, upon the whole, charged
  • to the combings of her hatchways with the spirit of Belial and all
  • unrighteousness.
  • CHAPTER XCII.
  • THE LAST OF THE JACKET.
  • Already has White-Jacket chronicled the mishaps and inconveniences,
  • troubles and tribulations of all sorts brought upon him by that
  • unfortunate but indispensable garment of his. But now it befalls him to
  • record how this jacket, for the second and last time, came near proving
  • his shroud.
  • Of a pleasant midnight, our good frigate, now somewhere off the Capes
  • of Virginia, was running on bravely, when the breeze, gradually dying,
  • left us slowly gliding toward our still invisible port.
  • Headed by Jack Chase, the quarter-watch were reclining in the top,
  • talking about the shore delights into which they intended to plunge,
  • while our captain often broke in with allusions to similar
  • conversations when he was on board the English line-of-battle ship, the
  • Asia, drawing nigh to Portsmouth, in England, after the battle of
  • Navarino.
  • Suddenly an order was given to set the main-top-gallant-stun'-sail, and
  • the halyards not being rove, Jack Chase assigned to me that duty. Now
  • this reeving of the halyards of a main-top-gallant-stun'-sail is a
  • business that eminently demands sharpsightedness, skill, and celerity.
  • Consider that the end of a line, some two hundred feet long, is to be
  • carried aloft, in your teeth, if you please, and dragged far out on the
  • giddiest of yards, and after being wormed and twisted about through all
  • sorts of intricacies--turning abrupt corners at the abruptest of
  • angles--is to be dropped, clear of all obstructions, in a straight
  • plumb-line right down to the deck. In the course of this business,
  • there is a multitude of sheeve-holes and blocks, through which you must
  • pass it; often the rope is a very tight fit, so as to make it like
  • threading a fine cambric needle with rather coarse thread. Indeed, it
  • is a thing only deftly to be done, even by day. Judge, then, what it
  • must be to be threading cambric needles by night, and at sea, upward of
  • a hundred feet aloft in the air.
  • With the end of the line in one hand, I was mounting the top-mast
  • shrouds, when our Captain of the Top told me that I had better off
  • jacket; but though it was not a very cold night, I had been reclining
  • so long in the top, that I had become somewhat chilly, so I thought
  • best not to comply with the hint.
  • Having reeved the line through all the inferior blocks, I went out with
  • it to the end of the weather-top-gallant-yard-arm, and was in the act
  • of leaning over and passing it through the suspended jewel-block there,
  • when the ship gave a plunge in the sudden swells of the calm sea, and
  • pitching me still further over the yard, threw the heavy skirts of my
  • jacket right over my head, completely muffling me. Somehow I thought it
  • was the sail that had flapped, and, under that impression, threw up my
  • hands to drag it from my head, relying upon the sail itself to support
  • me meanwhile. Just then the ship gave another sudden jerk, and,
  • head-foremost, I pitched from the yard. I knew where I was, from the
  • rush of the air by my ears, but all else was a nightmare. A bloody film
  • was before my eyes, through which, ghost-like, passed and repassed my
  • father, mother, and sisters. An utterable nausea oppressed me; I was
  • conscious of gasping; there seemed no breath in my body. It was over
  • one hundred feet that I fell--down, down, with lungs collapsed as in
  • death. Ten thousand pounds of shot seemed tied to my head, as the
  • irresistible law of gravitation dragged me, head foremost and straight
  • as a die, toward the infallible centre of this terraqueous globe. All I
  • had seen, and read, and heard, and all I had thought and felt in my
  • life, seemed intensified in one fixed idea in my soul. But dense as
  • this idea was, it was made up of atoms. Having fallen from the
  • projecting yard-arm end, I was conscious of a collected satisfaction in
  • feeling, that I should not be dashed on the deck, but would sink into
  • the speechless profound of the sea.
  • With the bloody, blind film before my eyes, there was a still stranger
  • hum in my head, as if a hornet were there; and I thought to myself,
  • Great God! this is Death! Yet these thoughts were unmixed with alarm.
  • Like frost-work that flashes and shifts its scared hues in the sun, all
  • my braided, blended emotions were in themselves icy cold and calm.
  • So protracted did my fall seem, that I can even now recall the feeling
  • of wondering how much longer it would be, ere all was over and I
  • struck. Time seemed to stand still, and all the worlds seemed poised on
  • their poles, as I fell, soul-becalmed, through the eddying whirl and
  • swirl of the maelstrom air.
  • At first, as I have said, I must have been precipitated head-foremost;
  • but I was conscious, at length, of a swift, flinging motion of my
  • limbs, which involuntarily threw themselves out, so that at last I must
  • have fallen in a heap. This is more likely, from the circumstance, that
  • when I struck the sea, I felt as if some one had smote me slantingly
  • across the shoulder and along part of my right side.
  • As I gushed into the sea, a thunder-boom sounded in my ear; my soul
  • seemed flying from my mouth. The feeling of death flooded over me with
  • the billows. The blow from the sea must have turned me, so that I sank
  • almost feet foremost through a soft, seething foamy lull. Some current
  • seemed hurrying me away; in a trance I yielded, and sank deeper down
  • with a glide. Purple and pathless was the deep calm now around me,
  • flecked by summer lightnings in an azure afar. The horrible nausea was
  • gone; the bloody, blind film turned a pale green; I wondered whether I
  • was yet dead, or still dying. But of a sudden some fashionless form
  • brushed my side--some inert, coiled fish of the sea; the thrill of
  • being alive again tingled in my nerves, and the strong shunning of
  • death shocked me through.
  • For one instant an agonising revulsion came over me as I found myself
  • utterly sinking. Next moment the force of my fall was expanded; and
  • there I hung, vibrating in the mid-deep. What wild sounds then rang in
  • my ear! One was a soft moaning, as of low waves on the beach; the other
  • wild and heartlessly jubilant, as of the sea in the height of a
  • tempest. Oh soul! thou then heardest life and death: as he who stands
  • upon the Corinthian shore hears both the Ionian and the Aegean waves.
  • The life-and-death poise soon passed; and then I found myself slowly
  • ascending, and caught a dim glimmering of light.
  • Quicker and quicker I mounted; till at last I bounded up like a buoy,
  • and my whole head was bathed in the blessed air.
  • I had fallen in a line with the main-mast; I now found myself nearly
  • abreast of the mizzen-mast, the frigate slowly gliding by like a black
  • world in the water. Her vast hull loomed out of the night, showing
  • hundreds of seamen in the hammock-nettings, some tossing over ropes,
  • others madly flinging overboard the hammocks; but I was too far out
  • from them immediately to reach what they threw. I essayed to swim
  • toward the ship; but instantly I was conscious of a feeling like being
  • pinioned in a feather-bed, and, moving my hands, felt my jacket puffed
  • out above my tight girdle with water. I strove to tear it off; but it
  • was looped together here and there, and the strings were not then to be
  • sundered by hand. I whipped out my knife, that was tucked at my belt,
  • and ripped my jacket straight up and down, as if I were ripping open
  • myself. With a violent struggle I then burst out of it, and was free.
  • Heavily soaked, it slowly sank before my eyes.
  • Sink! sink! oh shroud! thought I; sink forever! accursed jacket that
  • thou art!
  • "See that white shark!" cried a horrified voice from the taffrail;
  • "he'll have that man down his hatchway! Quick! the _grains!_ the
  • _grains!_"
  • The next instant that barbed bunch of harpoons pierced through and
  • through the unfortunate jacket, and swiftly sped down with it out of
  • sight.
  • Being now astern of the frigate, I struck out boldly toward the
  • elevated pole of one of the life-buoys which had been cut away. Soon
  • after, one of the cutters picked me up. As they dragged me out of the
  • water into the air, the sudden transition of elements made my every
  • limb feel like lead, and I helplessly sunk into the bottom of the boat.
  • Ten minutes after, I was safe on board, and, springing aloft, was
  • ordered to reeve anew the stun'-sail-halyards, which, slipping through
  • the blocks when I had let go the end, had unrove and fallen to the deck.
  • The sail was soon set; and, as if purposely to salute it, a gentle
  • breeze soon came, and the Neversink once more glided over the water, a
  • soft ripple at her bows, and leaving a tranquil wake behind.
  • CHAPTER XCIII.
  • CABLE AND ANCHOR ALL CLEAR.
  • And now that the white jacket has sunk to the bottom of the sea, and
  • the blessed Capes of Virginia are believed to be broad on our
  • bow--though still out of sight--our five hundred souls are fondly
  • dreaming of home, and the iron throats of the guns round the galley
  • re-echo with their songs and hurras--what more remains?
  • Shall I tell what conflicting and almost crazy surmisings prevailed
  • concerning the precise harbour for which we were bound? For, according
  • to rumour, our Commodore had received sealed orders touching that
  • matter, which were not to be broken open till we gained a precise
  • latitude of the coast. Shall I tell how, at last, all this uncertainty
  • departed, and many a foolish prophecy was proved false, when our noble
  • frigate--her longest pennant at her main--wound her stately way into
  • the innermost harbour of Norfolk, like a plumed Spanish Grandee
  • threading the corridors of the Escurial toward the throne-room within?
  • Shall I tell how we kneeled upon the holy soil? How I begged a blessing
  • of old Ushant, and one precious hair of his beard for a keepsake? How
  • Lemsford, the gun-deck bard, offered up a devout ode as a prayer of
  • thanksgiving? How saturnine Nord, the magnifico in disguise, refusing
  • all companionship, stalked off into the woods, like the ghost of an old
  • Calif of Bagdad? How I swayed and swung the hearty hand of Jack Chase,
  • and nipped it to mine with a Carrick bend; yea, and kissed that noble
  • hand of my liege lord and captain of my top, my sea-tutor and sire?
  • Shall I tell how the grand Commodore and Captain drove off from the
  • pier-head? How the Lieutenants, in undress, sat down to their last
  • dinner in the ward-room, and the champagne, packed in ice, spirted and
  • sparkled like the Hot Springs out of a snow-drift in Iceland? How the
  • Chaplain went off in his cassock, without bidding the people adieu? How
  • shrunken Cuticle, the Surgeon, stalked over the side, the wired
  • skeleton carried in his wake by his cot-boy? How the Lieutenant of
  • Marines sheathed his sword on the poop, and, calling for wax and a
  • taper, sealed the end of the scabbard with his family crest and
  • motto--_Denique Coelum?_ How the Purser in due time mustered his
  • money-bags, and paid us all off on the quarter-deck--good and bad, sick
  • and well, all receiving their wages; though, truth to tell, some
  • reckless, improvident seamen, who had lived too fast during the cruise,
  • had little or nothing now standing on the credit side of their Purser's
  • accounts?
  • Shall I tell of the Retreat of the Five Hundred inland; not, alas! in
  • battle-array, as at quarters, but scattered broadcast over the land?
  • Shall I tell how the Neversink was at last stripped of spars, shrouds,
  • and sails--had her guns hoisted out--her powder-magazine, shot-lockers,
  • and armouries discharged--till not one vestige of a fighting thing was
  • left in her, from furthest stem to uttermost stern?
  • No! let all this go by; for our anchor still hangs from our bows,
  • though its eager flukes dip their points in the impatient waves. Let us
  • leave the ship on the sea--still with the land out of sight--still with
  • brooding darkness on the face of the deep. I love an indefinite,
  • infinite background--a vast, heaving, rolling, mysterious rear!
  • It is night. The meagre moon is in her last quarter--that betokens the
  • end of a cruise that is passing. But the stars look forth in their
  • everlasting brightness--and _that_ is the everlasting, glorious Future,
  • for ever beyond us.
  • We main-top-men are all aloft in the top; and round our mast we circle,
  • a brother-band, hand in hand, all spliced together. We have reefed the
  • last top-sail; trained the last gun; blown the last match; bowed to the
  • last blast; been tranced in the last calm. We have mustered our last
  • round the capstan; been rolled to grog the last time; for the last time
  • swung in our hammocks; for the last time turned out at the sea-gull
  • call of the watch. We have seen our last man scourged at the gangway;
  • our last man gasp out the ghost in the stifling Sick-bay; our last man
  • tossed to the sharks. Our last death-denouncing Article of War has been
  • read; and far inland, in that blessed clime whither-ward our frigate
  • now glides, the last wrong in our frigate will be remembered no more;
  • when down from our main-mast comes our Commodore's pennant, when down
  • sinks its shooting stars from the sky.
  • "By the mark, nine!" sings the hoary old leadsman, in the chains. And
  • thus, the mid-world Equator passed, our frigate strikes soundings at
  • last.
  • Hand in hand we top-mates stand, rocked in our Pisgah top. And over the
  • starry waves, and broad out into the blandly blue and boundless night,
  • spiced with strange sweets from the long-sought land--the whole long
  • cruise predestinated ours, though often in tempest-time we almost
  • refused to believe in that far-distant shore--straight out into that
  • fragrant night, ever-noble Jack Chase, matchless and unmatchable Jack
  • Chase stretches forth his bannered hand, and, pointing shoreward,
  • cries: "For the last time, hear Camoens, boys!"
  • "How calm the waves, how mild the balmy gale!
  • The Halcyons call, ye Lusians spread the sail!
  • Appeased, old Ocean now shall rage no more;
  • Haste, point our bowsprit for yon shadowy shore.
  • Soon shall the transports of your natal soil
  • O'erwhelm in bounding joy the thoughts of every toil."
  • * * * * *
  • THE END.
  • As a man-of-war that sails through the sea, so this earth that sails
  • through the air. We mortals are all on board a fast-sailing,
  • never-sinking world-frigate, of which God was the shipwright; and she
  • is but one craft in a Milky-Way fleet, of which God is the Lord High
  • Admiral. The port we sail from is for ever astern. And though far out
  • of sight of land, for ages and ages we continue to sail with sealed
  • orders, and our last destination remains a secret to ourselves and our
  • officers; yet our final haven was predestinated ere we slipped from the
  • stocks at Creation.
  • Thus sailing with sealed orders, we ourselves are the repositories of
  • the secret packet, whose mysterious contents we long to learn. There
  • are no mysteries out of ourselves. But let us not give ear to the
  • superstitious, gun-deck gossip about whither we may be gliding, for, as
  • yet, not a soul on board of us knows--not even the Commodore himself;
  • assuredly not the Chaplain; even our Professor's scientific surmisings
  • are vain. On that point, the smallest cabin-boy is as wise as the
  • Captain. And believe not the hypochondriac dwellers below hatches, who
  • will tell you, with a sneer, that our world-frigate is bound to no
  • final harbour whatever; that our voyage will prove an endless
  • circumnavigation of space. Not so. For how can this world-frigate prove
  • our eventual abiding place, when upon our first embarkation, as infants
  • in arms, her violent rolling--in after life unperceived--makes every
  • soul of us sea-sick? Does not this show, too, that the very air we here
  • inhale is uncongenial, and only becomes endurable at last through
  • gradual habituation, and that some blessed, placid haven, however
  • remote at present, must be in store for us all?
  • Glance fore and aft our flush decks. What a swarming crew! All told,
  • they muster hard upon eight hundred millions of souls. Over these we
  • have authoritative Lieutenants, a sword-belted Officer of Marines, a
  • Chaplain, a Professor, a Purser, a Doctor, a Cook, a Master-at-arms.
  • Oppressed by illiberal laws, and partly oppressed by themselves, many
  • of our people are wicked, unhappy, inefficient. We have skulkers and
  • idlers all round, and brow-beaten waisters, who, for a pittance, do our
  • craft's shabby work. Nevertheless, among our people we have gallant
  • fore, main, and mizzen top-men aloft, who, well treated or ill, still
  • trim our craft to the blast.
  • We have a _brig_ for trespassers; a bar by our main-mast, at which they
  • are arraigned; a cat-o'-nine-tails and a gangway, to degrade them in
  • their own eyes and in ours. These are not always employed to convert
  • Sin to Virtue, but to divide them, and protect Virtue and legalised Sin
  • from unlegalised Vice.
  • We have a Sick-bay for the smitten and helpless, whither we hurry them
  • out of sight, and however they may groan beneath hatches, we hear
  • little of their tribulations on deck; we still sport our gay streamer
  • aloft. Outwardly regarded, our craft is a lie; for all that is
  • outwardly seen of it is the clean-swept deck, and oft-painted planks
  • comprised above the waterline; whereas, the vast mass of our fabric,
  • with all its storerooms of secrets, for ever slides along far under the
  • surface.
  • When a shipmate dies, straightway we sew him up, and overboard he goes;
  • our world-frigate rushes by, and never more do we behold him again;
  • though, sooner or later, the everlasting under-tow sweeps him toward
  • our own destination.
  • We have both a quarter-deck to our craft and a gun-deck; subterranean
  • shot-lockers and gunpowder magazines; and the Articles of War form our
  • domineering code.
  • Oh, shipmates and world-mates, all round! we the people suffer many
  • abuses. Our gun-deck is full of complaints. In vain from Lieutenants do
  • we appeal to the Captain; in vain--while on board our world-frigate--to
  • the indefinite Navy Commissioners, so far out of sight aloft. Yet the
  • worst of our evils we blindly inflict upon ourselves; our officers
  • cannot remove them, even if they would. From the last ills no being can
  • save another; therein each man must be his own saviour. For the rest,
  • whatever befall us, let us never train our murderous guns inboard; let
  • us not mutiny with bloody pikes in our hands. Our Lord High Admiral
  • will yet interpose; and though long ages should elapse, and leave our
  • wrongs unredressed, yet, shipmates and world-mates! let us never
  • forget, that,
  • Whoever afflict us, whatever surround,
  • Life is a voyage that's homeward-bound!
  • THE END
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