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  • Absalom and Achitophel
  • John Dryden
  • Exported from Wikisource on 02/18/20
  • In pious times, ere priest-craft did begin,
  • Before polygamy was made a sin;
  • When man, on many, multipli'd his kind,
  • Ere one to one was cursedly confin'd:
  • When Nature prompted, and no Law deni'd
  • Promiscuous use of concubine and bride;
  • Then, Israel's monarch, after Heaven's own heart,
  • His vigorous warmth did variously impart
  • To wives and slaves: and, wide as his command,
  • Scatter'd his Maker's image through the land.
  • Michal, of royal blood, the crown did wear;
  • A soil ungrateful to the tiller's care:
  • Not so the rest; for several mothers bore
  • To god-like David, several sons before.
  • But since like slaves his bed they did ascend,
  • No true succession could their seed attend.
  • Of all this numerous progeny was none
  • So beautiful, so brave, as Absalom:
  • Whether, inspir'd by some diviner lust,
  • His father got him with a greater gust;
  • Or that his conscious destiny made way,
  • By manly beauty to imperial sway.
  • Early in foreign fields he won renown,
  • With kings and states alli'd to Israel's crown:
  • In peace the thoughts of war he could remove,
  • And seem'd as he were only born for love.
  • Whate'er he did, was done with so much ease,
  • In him alone, 'twas natural to please:
  • His motions all accompani'd with grace;
  • And Paradise was open'd in his face.
  • With secret joy, indulgent David view'd
  • His youthful image in his son renew'd:
  • To all his wishes nothing he deni'd;
  • And made the charming Annabel his bride.
  • What faults he had (for who from faults is free?)
  • His father could not, or he would not see.
  • Some warm excesses, which the Law forbore,
  • Were constru'd youth that purged by boiling o'er:
  • And Amnon's murther, by a specious name,
  • Was call'd a just revenge for injur'd fame.
  • Thus prais'd, and lov'd, the noble youth remain'd,
  • While David, undisturb'd, in Sion reign'd.
  • But life can never be sincerely blest:
  • Heav'n punishes the bad, and proves the best.
  • The Jews, a headstrong, moody, murm'ring race,
  • As ever tri'd th'extent and stretch of grace;
  • God's pamper'd people whom, debauch'd with ease,
  • No king could govern, nor no God could please;
  • (Gods they had tri'd of every shape and size,
  • That god-smiths could produce, or priests devise:)
  • These Adam-wits, too fortunately free,
  • Began to dream they wanted liberty:
  • And when no rule, no precedent, was found
  • Of men, by laws less circumscrib'd and bound,
  • They led their wild desires to woods and caves,
  • And thought that all but savages were slaves.
  • They who, when Saul was dead, without a blow,
  • Made foolish Ishbosheth the crown forego;
  • Who banisht David did from Hebron bring,
  • And, with a general shout, proclaim'd him king:
  • Those very Jews, who, at their very best,
  • Their Humour more than loyalty exprest,
  • Now, wonder'd why, so long, they had obey'd
  • An idol-monarch which their hands had made:
  • Thought they might ruin him they could create;
  • Or melt him to that golden calf, a state.
  • But these were random bolts: no form'd design,
  • Nor interest made the factious crowd to join:
  • The sober part of Israel, free from stain,
  • Well knew the value of a peaceful reign:
  • And, looking backward with a wise afright,
  • Saw seams of wounds, dishonest to the sight:
  • In contemplation of whose ugly scars,
  • They curst the memory of civil wars.
  • The moderate sort of men, thus qualifi'd,
  • Inclin'd the balance to the better side:
  • And, David's mildness manag'd it so well,
  • The bad found no occasion to rebel.
  • But, when to sin our bias'd nature leans,
  • The careful Devil is still at hand with means;
  • And providently pimps for ill desires:
  • The good old cause reviv'd, a plot requires.
  • Plots, true or false, are necessary things,
  • To raise up common-wealths, and ruin kings.
  • Th' inhabitants of old Jerusalem
  • Were Jebusites: the town so call'd from them;
  • And theirs the native right—
  • But when the chosen people grew more strong,
  • The rightful cause at length became the wrong:
  • And every loss the men of Jebus bore,
  • They still were thought God's enemies the more.
  • Thus, worn and weaken'd, well or ill content,
  • Submit they must to David's government:
  • Impoverish'd and depriv'd of all command,
  • Their taxes doubled as they lost their land;
  • And, what was harder yet to flesh and blood,
  • Their gods disgrac'd, and burnt like common wood.
  • This set the heathen priesthood in a flame;
  • For priests of all religions are the same:
  • Of whatsoe'er descent their godhead be,
  • Stock, stone, or other homely pedigree,
  • In his defence his servants are as bold,
  • As if he had been born of beaten gold.
  • The Jewish Rabbins though their Enemies,
  • In this conclude them honest men and wise:
  • For 'twas their duty, all the learned think,
  • T'espouse his cause by whom they eat and drink.
  • From hence began that plot, the nation's curse,
  • Bad in itself, but represented worse.
  • Rais'd in extremes, and in extremes decri'd;
  • With oaths affirm'd, with dying vows deni'd.
  • Not weigh'd, or winnow'd by the multitude;
  • But swallow'd in the mass, unchew'd and crude.
  • Some truth there was, but dash'd and brew'd with lies;
  • To please the fools, and puzzle all the wise.
  • Succeeding times did equal folly call,
  • Believing nothing, or believing all.
  • Th' Egyptian rites the Jebusites embrac'd;
  • Where gods were recommended by their taste.
  • Such sav'ry deities must needs be good,
  • As serv'd at once for worship and for food.
  • By force they could not introduce these gods;
  • For ten to one, in former days was odds.
  • So fraud was us'd, (the sacrificers' trade,)
  • Fools are more hard to conquer than persuade.
  • Their busy teachers mingled with the Jews;
  • And rak'd, for converts, even the court and stews:
  • Which Hebrew priests the more unkindly took,
  • Because the fleece accompanies the flock.
  • Some thought they God's anointed meant to slay
  • By guns, invented since full many a day:
  • Our author swears it not; but who can know
  • How far the Devil and Jebusites may go?
  • This plot, which fail'd for want of common sense,
  • Had yet a deep and dangerous consequence:
  • For, as when raging fevers boil the blood,
  • The standing lake soon floats into a flood;
  • And ev'ry hostile humour, which before
  • Slept quiet in its channels, bubbles o'er:
  • So, several factions from this first ferment,
  • Work up to foam, and threat the government.
  • Some by their friends, more by themselves thought wise,
  • Oppos'd the pow'r, to which they could not rise.
  • Some had in courts been great, and thrown from thence,
  • Like fiends, were harden'd in impenitence.
  • Some by their monarch's fatal mercy grown,
  • From pardon'd rebels, kinsmen to the throne;
  • Were rais'd in pow'r and public office high;
  • Strong bands, if bands ungrateful men could tie.
  • Of these the false Achitophel was first:
  • A name to all succeeding ages curst.
  • For close designs, and crooked counsels fit;
  • Sagacious, bold and turbulent of wit:
  • Restless, unfixt in principles and place;
  • In pow'r unpleas'd, impatient of disgrace.
  • A fiery soul, which working out its way,
  • Fretted the pigmy-body to decay:
  • And o'er inform'd the tenement of clay.
  • A daring pilot in extremity;
  • Pleas'd with the danger, when the waves went high
  • He sought the storms; but for a calm unfit,
  • Would steer too nigh the sands, to boast his wit.
  • Great wits are sure to madness near alli'd;
  • And thin partitions do their bounds divide:
  • Else, why should he, with wealth and honour blest,
  • Refuse his age the needful hours of rest?
  • Punish a body which he could not please;
  • Bankrupt of life, yet prodigal of ease?
  • And all to leave, what with his toil he won
  • To that unfeather'd, two-legg'd thing, a son:
  • Got, while his soul did huddled notions try;
  • And born a shapeless lump, like anarchy.
  • In friendship false, implacable in hate:
  • Resolv'd to ruin or to rule the state.
  • To compass this, the triple bond he broke;
  • The pillars of the public safety shook:
  • And fitted Israel for a foreign yoke.
  • Then, seiz'd with fear, yet still affecting fame,
  • Usurp'd a patriot's all-atoning name.
  • So easy still it proves in factious times,
  • With public zeal to cancel private crimes:
  • How safe is treason, and how sacred ill,
  • Where none can sin against the people's will:
  • Where crowds can wink; and no offence be known,
  • Since in another's guilt they find their own.
  • Yet, fame deserv'd, no enemy can grudge;
  • The statesman we abhor, but praise the judge.
  • In Jewish courts ne'er sat an Abbethdin
  • With more discerning eyes, or hands more clean:
  • Unbrib'd, unsought, the wretched to redress;
  • Swift of dispatch, and easy of access.
  • Oh, had he been content to serve the crown,
  • With virtues only proper to the gown;
  • Or, had the rankness of the soil been freed
  • From cockle, that opprest the noble seed:
  • David, for him his tuneful harp had strung,
  • And heav'n had wanted one immortal song.
  • But wild ambition loves to slide, not stand;
  • And fortune's ice prefers to virtue's land:
  • Achitophel, grown weary to possess
  • A lawful fame, and lazy happiness;
  • Disdain'd the golden fruit to gather free,
  • And lent the crowd his arm to shake the tree.
  • Now, manifest of crimes, contriv'd long since,
  • He stood at bold defiance with his prince:
  • Held up the buckler of the people's cause,
  • Against the crown; and skulk'd behind the laws.
  • The wish'd occasion of the plot he takes;
  • Some circumstances finds, but more he makes.
  • By buzzing emissaries, fills the ears
  • Of list'ning crowds, with jealousies and fears
  • Of arbitrary counsels brought to light,
  • And proves the king himself a Jebusite.
  • Weak arguments! which yet he knew full well,
  • Were strong with people easy to rebel.
  • For, govern'd by the moon, the giddy Jews
  • Tread the same track when she the prime renews:
  • And once in twenty years, their scribes record,
  • By natural instinct they change their lord.
  • Achitophel still wants a chief, and none
  • Was found so fit as warlike Absalom:
  • Not, that he wish'd his greatness to create,
  • (For politicians neither love nor hate:)
  • But, for he knew, his title not allow'd,
  • Would keep him still depending on the crowd:
  • That kingly pow'r, thus ebbing out, might be
  • Drawn to the dregs of a democracy.
  • Him he attempts, with studied arts to please,
  • And sheds his venom, in such words as these.
  • Auspicious Prince! at whose nativity
  • Some royal planet rul'd the southern sky;
  • Thy longing country's darling and desire;
  • Their cloudy pillar, and their guardian fire:
  • Their second Moses, whose extended wand
  • Divides the seas, and shows the promis'd land:
  • Whose dawning day, in very distant age,
  • Has exercis'd the sacred prophet's rage:
  • The people's pray'r, the glad diviner's theme,
  • The young men's vision, and the old men's dream!
  • Thee, Saviour, thee, the nation's vows confess;
  • And, never satisfi'd with seeing, bless:
  • Swift, unbespoken pomps, thy steps proclaim,
  • And stammering babes are taught to lisp thy name.
  • How long wilt thou the general joy detain;
  • Starve, and defraud the people of thy reign?
  • Content ingloriously to pass thy days
  • Like one of virtue's fools that feeds on praise;
  • Till thy fresh glories, which now shine so bright,
  • Grow stale and tarnish with our daily sight.
  • Believe me, royal youth, thy fruit must be,
  • Or gather'd ripe, or rot upon the tree.
  • Heav'n has to all allotted, soon or late,
  • Some lucky revolution of their fate:
  • Whose motions if we watch and guide with skill,
  • (For human good depends on human will,)
  • Our fortune rolls, as from a smooth descent,
  • And, from the first impression, takes the bent:
  • But, if unseiz'd, she glides away like wind;
  • And leaves repenting folly far behind.
  • Now, now she meets you, with a glorious prize,
  • And spreads her locks before her as she flies.
  • Had thus Old David, from whose loins you spring,
  • Not dar'd, when fortune call'd him, to be king.
  • At Gath an exile he might still remain;
  • And Heaven's anointing oil had been in vain.
  • Let his successful youth your hopes engage;
  • But shun th'example of declining age:
  • Behold him setting in his western skies,
  • The shadows lengthening as the vapours rise.
  • He is not now, as when on Jordan's sand
  • The joyful people throng'd to see him land,
  • Cov'ring the beach, and black'ning all the strand:
  • But, like the Prince of Angels from his height,
  • Comes tumbling downward with diminish'd light:
  • Betray'd by one poor plot to public scorn:
  • (Our only blessing since his curst return:)
  • Those heaps of people which one sheaf did bind,
  • Blown off, and scatter'd by a puff of wind.
  • What strength can he to your designs oppose,
  • Naked of friends and round beset with foes?
  • If Pharaoh's doubtful succour he should use,
  • A foreign aid would more incense the Jews:
  • Proud Egypt would dissembled friendship bring;
  • Foment the war, but not support the king:
  • Nor would the royal party e'er unite
  • With Pharaoh's arms, t'assist the Jebusite;
  • Or if they should, their interest soon would break,
  • And with such odious aid, make David weak.
  • All sorts of men, by my successful arts,
  • Abhorring kings, estrange their alter'd hearts
  • From David's rule: And 'tis the general Cry,
  • Religion, Common-wealth, and Liberty.
  • If, you, as champion of the public good,
  • Add to their arms a chief of royal blood;
  • What may not Israel hope, and what applause
  • Might such a general gain by such a cause?
  • Not barren praise alone, that gaudy flow'r,
  • Fair only to the sight, but solid pow'r:
  • And nobler is a limited command,
  • Giv'n by the love of all your native land,
  • Than a successive title, long, and dark,
  • Drawn from the mouldy rolls of Noah's Ark.
  • What cannot praise effect in mighty minds,
  • When flattery soothes, and when ambition blinds!
  • Desire of pow'r, on earth a vicious weed,
  • Yet, sprung from high, is of celestial seed:
  • In God 'tis glory: And when men aspire,
  • 'Tis but a spark too much of heavenly fire.
  • Th' ambitious youth, too covetous of fame,
  • Too full of angel's metal in his frame;
  • Unwarily was led from virtue's ways;
  • Made drunk with honour, and debauch'd with praise.
  • Half loath, and half consenting to the ill,
  • (For loyal blood within him struggled still)
  • He thus repli'd.—And what pretence have I
  • To take up arms for public liberty?
  • My Father governs with unquestion'd right;
  • The Faith's defender, and mankind's delight:
  • Good, gracious, just, observant of the laws;
  • And Heav'n by wonders has espous'd his cause.
  • Whom has he wrong'd in all his peaceful reign?
  • Who sues for justice to his throne in vain?
  • What millions has he pardon'd of his foes,
  • Whom just revenge did to his wrath expose?
  • Mild, easy, humble, studious of our good;
  • Inclin'd to mercy, and averse from blood.
  • If mildness ill with stubborn Israel suit,
  • His crime is God's beloved attribute.
  • What could he gain, his people to betray,
  • Or change his right, for arbitrary sway?
  • Let haughty Pharaoh curse with such a reign,
  • His fruitful Nile, and yoke a servile train.
  • If David's rule Jerusalem displease,
  • The Dog-star heats their brains to this disease.
  • Why then should I, encouraging the bad,
  • Turn rebel, and run popularly mad?
  • Were he a tyrant who, by lawless might,
  • Oppress'd the Jews, and rais'd the Jebusite,
  • Well might I mourn; but nature's holy bands
  • Would curb my spirits, and restrain my hands:
  • The people might assert their liberty;
  • But what was right in them, were crime in me.
  • His favour leaves me nothing to require;
  • Prevents my wishes, and out-runs desire.
  • What more can I expect while David lives?
  • All but his kingly diadem he gives:
  • And that: but there he paus'd; then sighing, said,
  • Is justly destin'd for a worthier head.
  • For when my father from his toils shall rest,
  • And late augment the number of the blest:
  • His lawful issue shall the throne ascend;
  • Or the collat'ral line where that shall end.
  • His brother, though oppress'd with vulgar spite,
  • Yet dauntless and secure of native right,
  • Of every royal virtue stands possess'd;
  • Still dear to all the bravest, and the best.
  • His courage foes, his friends his truth proclaim;
  • His loyalty the king, the world his fame.
  • His mercy ev'n th'offending crowd will find:
  • For sure he comes of a forgiving kind.
  • Why should I then repine at Heaven's decree;
  • Which gives me no pretence to royalty?
  • Yet oh that Fate, propitiously inclin'd,
  • Had rais'd my birth, or had debas'd my mind;
  • To my large soul, not all her treasure lent,
  • And then betray'd it to a mean descent.
  • I find, I find my mounting spirits bold,
  • And David's part disdains my mother's mold.
  • Why am I scanted by a niggard-birth?
  • My soul disclaims the kindred of her earth:
  • And made for empire, whispers me within;
  • Desire of greatness is a god-like sin.
  • Him staggering so when Hell's dire agent found,
  • While fainting virtue scarce maintain'd her ground,
  • He pours fresh forces in, and thus replies:
  • Th'eternal God, supremely good and wise,
  • Imparts not these prodigious gifts in vain;
  • What wonders are reserv'd to bless your reign?
  • Against your will your arguments have shown,
  • Such virtue's only giv'n to guide a throne.
  • Not that your father's mildness I contemn;
  • But manly force becomes the diadem.
  • 'Tis true, he grants the people all they crave;
  • And more perhaps than subjects ought to have:
  • For lavish grants suppose a monarch tame,
  • And more his goodness than his wit proclaim.
  • But when should people strive their bonds to break,
  • If not when kings are negligent or weak?
  • Let him give on till he can give no more,
  • The thrifty Sanhedrin shall keep him poor:
  • And every shekel which he can receive,
  • Shall cost a limb of his prerogative.
  • To ply him with new plots, shall be my care;
  • Or plunge him deep in some expensive war;
  • Which, when his treasure can no more supply,
  • He must, with the remains of kingship, buy.
  • His faithful friends, our jealousies and fears
  • Call Jebusites; and Pharaoh's pensioners:
  • Whom, when our fury from his aid has torn,
  • He shall be naked left to public scorn.
  • The next successor, whom I fear and hate,
  • My arts have made obnoxious to the state;
  • Turn'd all his virtues to his overthrow,
  • And gain'd our elders to pronounce a foe.
  • His right, for sums of necessary gold,
  • Shall first be pawn'd, and afterwards be sold:
  • Till time shall ever-wanting David draw,
  • To pass your doubtful title into law:
  • If not; the people have a right supreme
  • To make their kings; for kings are made for them.
  • All empire is no more than pow'r in trust:
  • Which when resum'd, can be no longer just.
  • Succession, for the general good design'd,
  • In its own wrong a nation cannot bind:
  • If altering that, the people can relieve,
  • Better one suffer, than a nation grieve.
  • The Jews well know their pow'r: ere Saul they chose,
  • God was their king, and God they durst depose.
  • Urge now your piety, your filial name,
  • A father's right, and fear of future fame;
  • The public good, the universal call,
  • To which even Heav'n submitted, answers all.
  • Nor let his love enchant your generous mind;
  • 'Tis Nature's trick to propagate her kind.
  • Our fond begetters, who would never die,
  • Love but themselves in their posterity.
  • Or let his kindness by th'effects be tri'd,
  • Or let him lay his vain pretence aside.
  • God said he lov'd your father; could he bring
  • A better proof, than to anoint him king?
  • It surely show'd he lov'd the shepherd well,
  • Who gave so fair a flock as Israel.
  • Would David have you thought his darling son?
  • What means he then, to alienate the crown?
  • The name of godly he may blush to bear:
  • 'Tis after God's own heart to cheat his heir.
  • He to his brother gives supreme command;
  • To you a legacy of barren land:
  • Perhaps th'old harp, on which he thrums his lays:
  • Or some dull Hebrew ballad in your praise.
  • Then the next heir, a prince, severe and wise
  • Already looks on you with jealous eyes;
  • Sees through the thin disguises of your arts,
  • And marks your progress in the people's hearts.
  • Though now his mighty soul in grief contains,
  • He meditates revenge who least complains;
  • And like a lion, slumb'ring in the way,
  • Or sleep-dissembling, while he waits his prey,
  • His fearless foes within his distance draws;
  • Constrains his roaring and contracts his paws:
  • Till at the last, his time for fury found,
  • He shoots with sudden vengeance from the ground:
  • The prostrate vulgar, passes o'er, and spares;
  • But with a lordly rage, his hunters tears.
  • Your case no tame expedients will afford;
  • Resolve on death, or conquest by the sword,
  • Which for no less a stake than life, you draw;
  • And self-defence is Nature's eldest law.
  • Leave the warm people no considering time;
  • For then rebellion may be thought a crime.
  • Prevail yourself of what occasion gives,
  • But try your title while your father lives:
  • And that your arms may have a fair pretence,
  • Proclaim, you take them in the king's defence:
  • Whose sacred life each minute would expose
  • To plots from seeming friends and secret foes.
  • And who can sound the depth of David's soul?
  • Perhaps his fear, his kindness may control.
  • He fears his brother, though he loves his son,
  • For plighted vows too late to be undone.
  • If so, by force he wishes to be gain'd;
  • Like women's lechery, to seem constrain'd:
  • Doubt not; but when he most affects the frown,
  • Commit a pleasing rape upon the crown.
  • Secure his person to secure your cause;
  • They who possess the prince, possess the laws.
  • He said, and this advice above the rest
  • With Absalom's mild nature suited best;
  • Unblam'd of life, (ambition set aside,)
  • Not stain'd with cruelty, nor puff'd with pride.
  • How happy had he been, if destiny
  • Had higher plac'd his birth, or not so high!
  • His kingly virtues might have claim'd a throne;
  • And blest all other countries but his own:
  • But charming greatness since so few refuse,
  • 'Tis juster to lament him, than accuse.
  • Strong were his hopes a rival to remove,
  • With blandishments to gain the public love;
  • To head the faction while their zeal was hot,
  • And popularly prosecute the plot.
  • To farther this Achitophel unites
  • The malcontents of all the Israelites:
  • Whose differing parties he could wisely join,
  • For several ends, to serve the same design.
  • The best, and of the princes some were such,
  • Who thought the pow'r of monarchy too much:
  • Mistaken men, and patriots in their hearts;
  • Not wicked, but seduc'd by impious arts.
  • By these the springs of property were bent,
  • And wound so high, they crack'd the government.
  • The next for interest sought t'embroil the state,
  • To sell their duty at a dearer rate;
  • And make their Jewish markets of the throne;
  • Pretending public good, to serve their own.
  • Others thought kings an useless heavy load,
  • Who cost too much, and did too little good.
  • These were for laying honest David by,
  • On principles of pure good husbandry.
  • With them join'd all th'haranguers of the throng,
  • That thought to get preferment by the tongue.
  • Who follow next, a double danger bring,
  • Not only hating David, but the king;
  • The Solymaean rout; well vers'd of old
  • In godly faction, and in treason bold;
  • Cow'ring and quaking at a conqu'ror's sword,
  • But lofty to a lawful prince restor'd;
  • Saw with disdain an Ethnic plot begun,
  • And scorn'd by Jebusites to be out-done.
  • Hot Levites headed these; who pull'd before
  • From th'Ark, which in the Judges' days they bore,
  • Resum'd their Cant, and with a zealous cry,
  • Pursu'd their old belov'd Theocracy.
  • Where Sanhedrin and Priest enslav'd the nation,
  • And justifi'd their spoils by inspiration:
  • For who so fit for reign as Aaron's race,
  • If once dominion they could found in Grace?
  • These led the pack; though not of surest scent,
  • Yet deepest mouth'd against the government.
  • A numerous host of dreaming saints succeed;
  • Of the true old enthusiastic breed:
  • 'Gainst form and order they their pow'r employ;
  • Nothing to build, and all things to destroy.
  • But far more numerous was the herd of such,
  • Who think too little, and who talk too much.
  • These, out of mere instinct, they knew not why,
  • Ador'd their father's God, and property:
  • And by the same blind benefit of fate,
  • The Devil and the Jebusite did hate:
  • Born to be saved even in their own despite;
  • Because they could not help believing right.
  • Such were the tools; but a whole Hydra more
  • Remains, of sprouting heads too long, to score.
  • Some of their chiefs were princes of the land:
  • In the first rank of these did Zimri stand:
  • A man so various, that he seem'd to be
  • Not one, but all Mankind's Epitome.
  • Stiff in opinions, always in the wrong;
  • Was everything by starts, and nothing long:
  • But in the course of one revolving moon,
  • Was chemist, fiddler, statesman, and buffoon:
  • Then all for women, painting, rhyming, drinking;
  • Besides ten thousand freaks that died in thinking.
  • Blest madman, who could every hour employ,
  • With something new to wish, or to enjoy!
  • Railing and praising were his usual themes;
  • And both (to show his judgment) in extremes:
  • So over violent, or over civil,
  • That every man, with him, was god or devil.
  • In squandering wealth was his peculiar art:
  • Nothing went unrewarded, but desert.
  • Beggar'd by fools, whom still he found too late:
  • He had his jest, and they had his estate.
  • He laugh'd himself from court; then sought relief
  • By forming parties, but could ne'er be chief:
  • For, spite of him, the weight of business fell
  • On Absalom and wise Achitophel:
  • Thus, wicked but in will, of means bereft,
  • He left not faction, but of that was left.
  • Titles and names 'twere tedious to rehearse
  • Of lords, below the dignity of verse.
  • Wits, warriors, commonwealths-men, were the best:
  • Kind husbands and mere nobles all the rest.
  • And, therefore in the name of dullness, be
  • The well-hung Balaam and cold Caleb free.
  • And canting Nadab let oblivion damn,
  • Who made new porridge for the Paschal Lamb.
  • Let friendship's holy band some names assure:
  • Some their own worth, and some let scorn secure.
  • Nor shall the rascal rabble here have place,
  • Whom kings no titles gave, and God no grace:
  • Not bull-faced Jonas, who could statutes draw
  • To mean rebellion, and make treason law.
  • But he, though bad, is follow'd by a worse,
  • The wretch, who Heav'n's Anointed dar'd to curse.
  • Shimei, whose youth did early promise bring
  • Of zeal to God, and hatred to his king;
  • Did wisely from expensive sins refrain,
  • And never broke the Sabbath, but for gain:
  • Nor ever was he known an oath to vent,
  • Or curse, unless against the government.
  • Thus, heaping wealth, by the most ready way
  • Among the Jews, which was to cheat and pray;
  • The city, to reward his pious hate
  • Against his master, chose him magistrate:
  • His hand a vare of justice did uphold;
  • His neck was loaded with a chain of gold.
  • During his office, treason was no crime.
  • The sons of Belial had a glorious time:
  • For Shimei, though not prodigal of pelf,
  • Yet lov'd his wicked neighbour as himself:
  • When two or three were gather'd to declaim
  • Against the monarch of Jerusalem,
  • Shimei was always in the midst of them.
  • And, if they curst the king when he was by,
  • Would rather curse, than break good company.
  • If any durst his factious friends accuse,
  • He pack'd a jury of dissenting Jews:
  • Whose fellow-feeling, in the godly cause,
  • Would free the suff'ring saint from human laws.
  • For laws are only made to punish those
  • Who serve the king, and to protect his foes.
  • If any leisure time he had from pow'r,
  • (Because 'tis sin to mis-employ an hour;)
  • His bus'ness was, by writing, to persuade,
  • That kings were useless, and a clog to trade:
  • And, that his noble style he might refine,
  • No Rechabite more shunn'd the fumes of wine.
  • Chaste were his cellars; and his shrieval board
  • The grossness of a city feast abhorr'd:
  • His cooks, with long disuse, their trade forgot;
  • Cool was his kitchen, though his brains were hot.
  • Such frugal virtue malice may accuse;
  • But sure 'twas necessary to the Jews:
  • For towns once burnt, such magistrates require
  • As dare not tempt God's providence by fire.
  • With spiritual food he fed his servants well,
  • But free from flesh, that made the Jews rebel:
  • And Moses' laws he held in more account
  • For forty days of fasting in the mount.
  • To speak the rest, who better are forgot,
  • Would tire a well-breath'd witness of the plot:
  • Yet, Corah, thou shalt from oblivion pass;
  • Erect thyself thou monumental brass:
  • High as the serpent of thy metal made,
  • While nations stand secure beneath thy shade.
  • What though his birth were base, yet comets rise
  • From earthy vapours e'er they shine in skies.
  • Prodigious actions may as well be done
  • By weaver's issue, as by prince's son.
  • This arch-attestor, for the public good,
  • By that one deed ennobles all his blood.
  • Who ever ask'd the witnesses' high race,
  • Whose oath with martyrdom did Stephen grace?
  • Ours was a Levite, and as times went then,
  • His tribe were God-almighty's gentlemen.
  • Sunk were his eyes, his voice was harsh and loud,
  • Sure signs he neither choleric was, nor proud:
  • His long chin prov'd his wit; his saint-like grace
  • A church vermilion, and a Moses' face.
  • His memory, miraculously great,
  • Could plots exceeding man's belief, repeat;
  • Which therefore cannot be accounted lies,
  • For human wit could never such devise.
  • Some future truths are mingled in his book;
  • But, where the witness fail'd, the Prophet spoke:
  • Some things like visionary flights appear;
  • The spirit caught him up, the Lord knows where:
  • And gave him his rabbinical degree,
  • Unknown to foreign university.
  • His judgment yet his mem'ry did excel:
  • Which piec'd his wondrous evidence so well:
  • And suited to the temper of the times;
  • Then groaning under Jebusitic crimes.
  • Let Israel's foes suspect his Heav'nly call,
  • And rashly judge his writ apocryphal;
  • Our laws for such affronts have forfeits made:
  • He takes his life, who takes away his trade.
  • Were I myself in witness Corah's place,
  • The wretch who did me such a dire disgrace,
  • Should whet my memory, though once forgot,
  • To make him an appendix of my plot.
  • His zeal to Heav'n made him his prince despise,
  • And load his person with indignities:
  • But Zeal peculiar privilege affords,
  • Indulging latitude to deeds and words.
  • And Corah might for Agag's murther call,
  • In terms as coarse as Samuel us'd to Saul.
  • What others in his evidence did join,
  • (The best that could be had for love or coin,)
  • In Corah's own predicament will fall:
  • For Witness is a common name to all.
  • Surrounded thus with friends of every sort,
  • Deluded Absalom forsakes the court:
  • Impatient of high hopes, urg'd with renown,
  • And fir'd with near possession of a crown:
  • Th' admiring crowd are dazzled with surprise,
  • And on his goodly person feed their eyes:
  • His joy conceal'd, he sets himself to show;
  • On each side bowing popularly low:
  • His looks, his gestures, and his words he frames,
  • And with familiar ease repeats their names.
  • Thus, form'd by Nature, furnish'd out with arts,
  • He glides unfelt into their secret hearts:
  • Then, with a kind compassionating look,
  • And sighs, bespeaking pity e'er he spoke:
  • Few words he said; but easy those and fit:
  • More slow than Hybla drops, and far more sweet.
  • I mourn, my country-men, your lost estate;
  • Though far unable to prevent your fate:
  • Behold a banish'd man, for your dear cause
  • Expos'd a prey to arbitrary laws!
  • Yet oh! that I alone could be undone,
  • Cut off from empire, and no more a son!
  • Now all your liberties a spoil are made;
  • Egypt and Tyrus intercept your trade,
  • And Jebusites your sacred rites invade.
  • My father, whom with reverence yet I name,
  • Charm'd into ease, is careless of his fame:
  • And, brib'd with petty sums of foreign gold,
  • Is grown in Bathsheba's embraces old:
  • Exalts his enemies, his friends destroys:
  • And all his pow'r against himself employs.
  • He gives, and let him give my right away:
  • But why should he his own, and yours betray?
  • He, only he can make the nation bleed,
  • And he alone from my revenge is freed.
  • Take then my tears (with that he wip'd his eyes)
  • 'Tis all the aid my present pow'r supplies:
  • No court-informer can these arms accuse;
  • These arms may sons against their fathers use;
  • And, 'tis my wish, the next successor's reign
  • May make no other Israelite complain.
  • Youth, beauty, graceful action, seldom fail:
  • But common interest always will prevail:
  • And pity never ceases to be shown
  • To him, who makes the people's wrongs his own.
  • The crowd, (that still believe their kings oppress,)
  • With lifted hands their young Messiah bless:
  • Who now begins his progress to ordain;
  • With chariots, horsemen, and a num'rous train:
  • From East to West his glories he displays:
  • And, like the sun, the Promis'd Land surveys.
  • Fame runs before him, as the Morning-Star;
  • And shouts of joy salute him from afar:
  • Each house receives him as a guardian God;
  • And consecrates the place of his abode:
  • But hospitable treats did most commend
  • Wise Issachar, his wealthy western friend.
  • This moving court, that caught the people's eyes,
  • And seem'd but pomp, did other ends disguise:
  • Achitophel had form'd it, with intent
  • To sound the depths, and fathom where it went,
  • The people's hearts; distinguish friends from foes;
  • And try their strength, before they came to blows.
  • Yet all was colour'd with a smooth pretence
  • Of specious love, and duty to their prince.
  • Religion, and redress of grievances,
  • Two names, that always cheat and always please,
  • Are often urg'd; and good King David's life
  • Endanger'd by a brother and a wife.
  • Thus, in a pageant show, a plot is made;
  • And peace itself is war in masquerade.
  • Oh foolish Israel! never warn'd by ill:
  • Still the same bait, and circumvented still!
  • Did ever men forsake their present ease,
  • In midst of health imagine a disease;
  • Take pains contingent mischiefs to foresee,
  • Make heirs for monarchs, and for God decree?
  • What shall we think! Can people give away
  • Both for themselves and sons, their native sway?
  • Then they are left defenceless to the sword
  • Of each unbounded arbitrary lord:
  • And laws are vain, by which we right enjoy,
  • If kings unquestion'd can those laws destroy.
  • Yet, if the crowd be judge of fit and just,
  • And kings are only officers in trust,
  • Then this resuming cov'nant was declar'd
  • When Kings were made, or is for ever bar'd:
  • If those who gave the sceptre could not tie
  • By their own deed their own posterity,
  • How then could Adam bind his future race?
  • How could his forfeit on mankind take place?
  • Or how could heavenly justice damn us all,
  • Who ne'er consented to our father's fall?
  • Then kings are slaves to those whom they command,
  • And tenants to their people's pleasure stand.
  • Add, that the pow'r for property allow'd,
  • Is mischievously seated in the crowd:
  • For who can be secure of private right,
  • If sovereign sway may be dissolv'd by might?
  • Nor is the people's judgment always true:
  • The most may err as grossly as the few.
  • And faultless kings run down, by common cry,
  • For vice, oppression and for tyranny.
  • What standard is there in a fickle rout,
  • Which, flowing to the mark, runs faster out?
  • Nor only crowds, but Sanhedrins may be
  • Infected with this public lunacy:
  • And share the madness of rebellious times,
  • To murther monarchs for imagin'd crimes.
  • If they may give and take whene'er they please,
  • Not kings alone, (the godhead's images,)
  • But government itself at length must fall
  • To nature's state, where all have right to all.
  • Yet, grant our lords the people kings can make,
  • What prudent men a settled throne would shake?
  • For whatsoe'er their sufferings were before,
  • That change they covet makes them suffer more.
  • All other errors but disturb a state;
  • But innovation is the blow of fate.
  • If ancient fabrics nod, and threat to fall,
  • To patch the flaws, and buttress up the wall,
  • Thus far 'tis duty; but here fix the mark:
  • For all beyond it is to touch our Ark.
  • To change foundations, cast the frame anew,
  • Is work for rebels who base ends pursue:
  • At once divine and human laws control;
  • And mend the parts by ruin of the whole.
  • The tamp'ring world is subject to this curse,
  • To physic their disease into a worse.
  • Now what relief can righteous David bring?
  • How fatal 'tis to be too good a king!
  • Friends he has few, so high the madness grows;
  • Who dare be such, must be the people's foes:
  • Yet some there were, ev'n in the worst of days;
  • Some let me name, and naming is to praise.
  • In this short file Barzillai first appears;
  • Barzillai crown'd with honour and with years:
  • Long since, the rising rebels he withstood
  • In regions waste, beyond the Jordan's flood:
  • Unfortunately brave to buoy the state;
  • But sinking underneath his master's fate:
  • In exile with his god-like prince he mourn'd:
  • For him he suffer'd, and with him return'd.
  • The court he practis'd, not the courtier's art:
  • Large was his wealth, but larger was his heart:
  • Which well the noblest objects knew to choose,
  • The fighting warrior, and recording Muse.
  • His bed could once a fruitful issue boast:
  • Now more than half a father's name is lost.
  • His eldest hope, with every grace adorn'd,
  • By me (so Heav'n will have it) always mourn'd,
  • And always honour'd, snatch'd in manhood's prime
  • B' unequal Fates, and Providence's crime:
  • Yet not before the goal of honour won,
  • All parts fulfill'd, of subject and of son;
  • Swift was the race, but short the time to run.
  • Oh narrow circle, but of pow'r divine,
  • Scanted in space, but perfect in thy line!
  • By sea, by land, thy matchless worth was known;
  • Arms thy delight, and war was all thy own:
  • Thy force infus'd, the fainting Tyrians propp'd:
  • And haughty Pharaoh found his fortune stopp'd.
  • Oh ancient honour, Oh unconquer'd Hand,
  • Whom foes unpunish'd never could withstand!
  • But Israel was unworthy of thy name:
  • Short is the date of all immoderate fame.
  • It looks as Heav'n our ruin had design'd,
  • And durst not trust thy fortune and thy mind.
  • Now, free from earth, thy disencumber'd Soul
  • Mounts up, and leaves behind the clouds and starry pole:
  • From thence thy kindred legions may'st thou bring,
  • To aid the Guardian Angel of thy king.
  • Here stop my Muse, here cease thy painful flight;
  • No pinions can pursue immortal height:
  • Tell good Barzillai thou canst sing no more,
  • And tell thy soul she should have fled before;
  • Or fled she with his life, and left this verse
  • To hang on her departed patron's hearse?
  • Now take thy steepy flight from Heav'n, and see
  • If thou canst find on earth another he;
  • Another he would be too hard to find,
  • See then whom thou canst see not far behind.
  • Zadoc the priest whom, shunning, pow'r and place,
  • His lowly mind advanc'd to David's grace:
  • With him the Sagan of Jerusalem,
  • Of hospitable soul and noble stem;
  • Him of the western dome, whose weighty sense
  • Flows in fit words and heavenly eloquence.
  • The Prophet's sons by such example led,
  • To learning and to loyalty were bred:
  • For colleges on bounteous kings depend,
  • And never rebel was to arts a friend.
  • To these succeed the pillars of the laws,
  • Who best could plead, and best can judge a cause.
  • Next them a train of loyal peers ascend:
  • Sharp judging Adriel, the Muse's friend,
  • Himself a Muse:—in Sanhedrin's debate
  • True to his prince; but not a slave of state.
  • Whom David's love with honours did adorn,
  • That from his disobedient son were torn.
  • Jotham of piercing wit and pregnant thought,
  • Endow'd by Nature, and by learning taught
  • To move assemblies, who but only tri'd
  • The worse awhile, then chose the better side;
  • Nor chose alone, but turn'd the balance too;
  • So much the weight of one brave man can do.
  • Hushai, the friend of David in distress,
  • In public storms of manly steadfastness;
  • By foreign treaties he inform'd his youth;
  • And join'd experience to his native truth.
  • His frugal care suppli'd the wanting throne;
  • Frugal for that, but bounteous of his own:
  • 'Tis easy conduct when exchequers flow;
  • But hard the task to manage well the low:
  • For sovereign power is too depress'd or high,
  • When kings are forc'd to sell, or crowds to buy.
  • Indulge one labour more, my weary Muse,
  • For Amiel, who can Amiel's praise refuse?
  • Of ancient race by birth, but nobler yet
  • In his own worth, and without title great:
  • The Sanhedrin long time as chief he rul'd,
  • Their reason guided, and their passion cool'd;
  • So dext'rous was he in the crown's defence,
  • So form'd to speak a loyal nation's sense,
  • That as their band was Israel's tribes in small,
  • So fit was he to represent them all.
  • Now rasher charioteers the seat ascend,
  • Whose loose careers his steady skill commend:
  • They, like th'unequal ruler of the day,
  • Misguide the seasons and mistake the way;
  • While he withdrawn at their mad labour smiles,
  • And safe enjoys the sabbath of his toils.
  • These were the chief; a small but faithful band
  • Of worthies, in the breach who dar'd to stand,
  • And tempt th'united fury of the land.
  • With grief they view'd such powerful engines bent,
  • To batter down the lawful government.
  • A numerous faction with pretended frights,
  • In Sanhedrins to plume the regal rights.
  • The true successor from the court remov'd:
  • The plot, by hireling witnesses, improv'd.
  • These ills they saw, and as their duty bound,
  • They show'd the king the danger of the wound:
  • That no concessions from the throne would please;
  • But lenitives fomented the disease:
  • That Absalom, ambitious of the crown,
  • Was made the lure to draw the people down:
  • That false Achitophel's pernicious hate,
  • Had turn'd the plot to ruin church and state:
  • The Council violent, the rabble worse:
  • That Shimei taught Jerusalem to curse.
  • With all these loads of injuries opprest,
  • And long revolving in his careful breast
  • Th'event of things; at last his patience tir'd,
  • Thus from his royal throne, by Heav'n inspir'd,
  • The god-like David spoke; and awful fear
  • His train their Maker in their Master hear.
  • Thus long have I by native mercy sway'd,
  • My wrongs dissembl'd, my revenge delay'd:
  • So willing to forgive th'offending age;
  • So much the father did the king assuage.
  • But now so far my clemency they slight,
  • Th' offenders question my forgiving right.
  • That one was made for many, they contend:
  • But 'tis to rule, for that's a monarch's end.
  • They call my tenderness of blood, my fear:
  • Though manly tempers can the longest bear.
  • Yet, since they will divert my native course,
  • 'Tis time to shew I am not good by force.
  • Those heap'd affronts that haughty subjects bring,
  • Are burdens for a camel, not a king:
  • Kings are the public pillars of the state,
  • Born to sustain and prop the nation's weight:
  • If my young Sampson will pretend a call
  • To shake the column, let him share the fall:
  • But oh that yet he would repent and live!
  • How easy 'tis for parents to forgive!
  • With how few tears a pardon might be won
  • From Nature, pleading for a darling son!
  • Poor pitied youth, by my paternal care,
  • Rais'd up to all the heights his frame could bear:
  • Had God ordain'd his fate for empire born,
  • He would have giv'n his soul another turn:
  • Gull'd with a patriot's name, whose modern sense
  • Is one that would by law supplant his prince:
  • The people's brave, the politician's tool;
  • Never was patriot yet, but was a fool.
  • Whence comes it that religion and the laws
  • Should more be Absalom's than David's cause?
  • His old instructor, e'er he lost his place,
  • Was never thought endued with so much grace.
  • Good heav'ns, how faction can a patriot paint!
  • My rebel ever proves my people's saint;
  • Would they impose an heir upon the throne?
  • Let Sanhedrins be taught to give their own.
  • A king's at least a part of government;
  • And mine as requisite as their consent:
  • Without my leave a future king to choose,
  • Infers a right the present to depose;
  • True, they petition me t'approve their choice:
  • But Esau's hands suit ill with Jacob's voice.
  • My pious subjects for my safety pray,
  • Which to secure they take my pow'r away.
  • From plots and treasons Heav'n preserve my years
  • But save me most from my petitioners.
  • Unsatiate as the barren womb or grave;
  • God cannot grant so much as they can crave.
  • What then is left but with a jealous eye
  • To guard the small remains of royalty?
  • The law shall still direct my peaceful sway,
  • And the same law teach rebels to obey:
  • Votes shall no more establish'd pow'r control,
  • Such votes as make a part exceed the whole:
  • No groundless clamours shall my friends remove,
  • Nor crowds have pow'r to punish ere they prove:
  • For gods, and god-like kings their care express,
  • Still to defend their servants in distress.
  • Oh that my pow'r to saving were confin'd:
  • Why am I forc'd, like Heav'n, against my mind,
  • To make examples of another kind?
  • Must I at length the sword of justice draw?
  • Oh curst effects of necessary law!
  • How ill my fear they by my mercy scan,
  • Beware the fury of a patient man.
  • Law they require, let law then show her face;
  • They could not be content to look on grace,
  • Her hinder parts, but with a daring eye
  • To tempt the terror of her front, and die.
  • By their own arts 'tis righteously decreed,
  • Those dire artificers of death shall bleed.
  • Against themselves their witnesses will swear,
  • Till viper-like their mother plot they tear:
  • And suck for nutriment that bloody gore
  • Which was their principle of life before.
  • Their Belial with the Belzebub will fight;
  • Thus on my foes, my foes shall do me right:
  • Nor doubt th'event: for factious crowds engage
  • In their first onset, all their brutal rage;
  • Then, let 'em take an unresisted course:
  • Retire and traverse, and delude their force:
  • But when they stand all breathless, urge the fight,
  • And rise upon 'em with redoubled might:
  • For lawful pow'r is still superior found,
  • When long driv'n back, at length it stands the ground.
  • He said. Th' Almighty, nodding, gave consent;
  • And peals of thunder shook the firmament.
  • Henceforth a series of new time began,
  • The mighty years in long procession ran:
  • Once more the god-like David was restor'd,
  • And willing nations knew their lawful lord.
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