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  • Title: The Old Curiosity Shop
  • Author: Charles Dickens
  • Release Date: March 7, 2008 [EBook #700]
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  • The Old Curiosity Shop
  • By Charles Dickens
  • CHAPTER 1
  • Although I am an old man, night is generally my time for walking. In the
  • summer I often leave home early in the morning, and roam about fields
  • and lanes all day, or even escape for days or weeks together; but,
  • saving in the country, I seldom go out until after dark, though, Heaven
  • be thanked, I love its light and feel the cheerfulness it sheds upon the
  • earth, as much as any creature living.
  • I have fallen insensibly into this habit, both because it favours my
  • infirmity and because it affords me greater opportunity of speculating
  • on the characters and occupations of those who fill the streets. The
  • glare and hurry of broad noon are not adapted to idle pursuits like
  • mine; a glimpse of passing faces caught by the light of a street-lamp
  • or a shop window is often better for my purpose than their full
  • revelation in the daylight; and, if I must add the truth, night is
  • kinder in this respect than day, which too often destroys an air-built
  • castle at the moment of its completion, without the least ceremony or
  • remorse.
  • That constant pacing to and fro, that never-ending restlessness, that
  • incessant tread of feet wearing the rough stones smooth and glossy--is
  • it not a wonder how the dwellers in narrows ways can bear to hear it!
  • Think of a sick man in such a place as Saint Martin’s Court, listening
  • to the footsteps, and in the midst of pain and weariness obliged,
  • despite himself (as though it were a task he must perform) to detect
  • the child’s step from the man’s, the slipshod beggar from the booted
  • exquisite, the lounging from the busy, the dull heel of the sauntering
  • outcast from the quick tread of an expectant pleasure-seeker--think of
  • the hum and noise always being present to his sense, and of the stream
  • of life that will not stop, pouring on, on, on, through all his
  • restless dreams, as if he were condemned to lie, dead but conscious, in
  • a noisy churchyard, and had no hope of rest for centuries to come.
  • Then, the crowds forever passing and repassing on the bridges (on
  • those which are free of toll at least), where many stop on fine evenings
  • looking listlessly down upon the water with some vague idea that by and
  • by it runs between green banks which grow wider and wider until at last
  • it joins the broad vast sea--where some halt to rest from heavy loads
  • and think as they look over the parapet that to smoke and lounge away
  • one’s life, and lie sleeping in the sun upon a hot tarpaulin, in a
  • dull, slow, sluggish barge, must be happiness unalloyed--and where
  • some, and a very different class, pause with heavier loads than they,
  • remembering to have heard or read in old time that drowning was not a
  • hard death, but of all means of suicide the easiest and best.
  • Covent Garden Market at sunrise too, in the spring or summer, when the
  • fragrance of sweet flowers is in the air, over-powering even the
  • unwholesome streams of last night’s debauchery, and driving the dusky
  • thrush, whose cage has hung outside a garret window all night long,
  • half mad with joy! Poor bird! the only neighbouring thing at all akin
  • to the other little captives, some of whom, shrinking from the hot
  • hands of drunken purchasers, lie drooping on the path already, while
  • others, soddened by close contact, await the time when they shall be
  • watered and freshened up to please more sober company, and make old
  • clerks who pass them on their road to business, wonder what has filled
  • their breasts with visions of the country.
  • But my present purpose is not to expatiate upon my walks. The story I
  • am about to relate, and to which I shall recur at intervals, arose out
  • of one of these rambles; and thus I have been led to speak of them by
  • way of preface.
  • One night I had roamed into the City, and was walking slowly on in my
  • usual way, musing upon a great many things, when I was arrested by an
  • inquiry, the purport of which did not reach me, but which seemed to be
  • addressed to myself, and was preferred in a soft sweet voice that
  • struck me very pleasantly. I turned hastily round and found at my elbow
  • a pretty little girl, who begged to be directed to a certain street at
  • a considerable distance, and indeed in quite another quarter of the
  • town.
  • ‘It is a very long way from here,’ said I, ‘my child.’
  • ‘I know that, sir,’ she replied timidly. ‘I am afraid it is a very long
  • way, for I came from there to-night.’
  • ‘Alone?’ said I, in some surprise.
  • ‘Oh, yes, I don’t mind that, but I am a little frightened now, for I
  • had lost my road.’
  • ‘And what made you ask it of me? Suppose I should tell you wrong?’
  • ‘I am sure you will not do that,’ said the little creature,’ you are
  • such a very old gentleman, and walk so slow yourself.’
  • I cannot describe how much I was impressed by this appeal and the
  • energy with which it was made, which brought a tear into the child’s
  • clear eye, and made her slight figure tremble as she looked up into my
  • face.
  • ‘Come,’ said I, ‘I’ll take you there.’
  • She put her hand in mine as confidingly as if she had known me from her
  • cradle, and we trudged away together; the little creature accommodating
  • her pace to mine, and rather seeming to lead and take care of me than I
  • to be protecting her. I observed that every now and then she stole a
  • curious look at my face, as if to make quite sure that I was not
  • deceiving her, and that these glances (very sharp and keen they were
  • too) seemed to increase her confidence at every repetition.
  • For my part, my curiosity and interest were at least equal to the
  • child’s, for child she certainly was, although I thought it probably
  • from what I could make out, that her very small and delicate frame
  • imparted a peculiar youthfulness to her appearance. Though more
  • scantily attired than she might have been she was dressed with perfect
  • neatness, and betrayed no marks of poverty or neglect.
  • ‘Who has sent you so far by yourself?’ said I.
  • ‘Someone who is very kind to me, sir.’
  • ‘And what have you been doing?’
  • ‘That, I must not tell,’ said the child firmly.
  • There was something in the manner of this reply which caused me to look
  • at the little creature with an involuntary expression of surprise; for
  • I wondered what kind of errand it might be that occasioned her to be
  • prepared for questioning. Her quick eye seemed to read my thoughts, for
  • as it met mine she added that there was no harm in what she had been
  • doing, but it was a great secret--a secret which she did not even know
  • herself.
  • This was said with no appearance of cunning or deceit, but with an
  • unsuspicious frankness that bore the impress of truth. She walked on as
  • before, growing more familiar with me as we proceeded and talking
  • cheerfully by the way, but she said no more about her home, beyond
  • remarking that we were going quite a new road and asking if it were a
  • short one.
  • While we were thus engaged, I revolved in my mind a hundred different
  • explanations of the riddle and rejected them every one. I really felt
  • ashamed to take advantage of the ingenuousness or grateful feeling of
  • the child for the purpose of gratifying my curiosity. I love these
  • little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh
  • from God, love us. As I had felt pleased at first by her confidence I
  • determined to deserve it, and to do credit to the nature which had
  • prompted her to repose it in me.
  • There was no reason, however, why I should refrain from seeing the
  • person who had inconsiderately sent her to so great a distance by night
  • and alone, and as it was not improbable that if she found herself near
  • home she might take farewell of me and deprive me of the opportunity, I
  • avoided the most frequented ways and took the most intricate, and thus
  • it was not until we arrived in the street itself that she knew where we
  • were. Clapping her hands with pleasure and running on before me for a
  • short distance, my little acquaintance stopped at a door and remaining
  • on the step till I came up knocked at it when I joined her.
  • A part of this door was of glass unprotected by any shutter, which I
  • did not observe at first, for all was very dark and silent within, and
  • I was anxious (as indeed the child was also) for an answer to our
  • summons. When she had knocked twice or thrice there was a noise as if
  • some person were moving inside, and at length a faint light appeared
  • through the glass which, as it approached very slowly, the bearer
  • having to make his way through a great many scattered articles, enabled
  • me to see both what kind of person it was who advanced and what kind of
  • place it was through which he came.
  • It was an old man with long grey hair, whose face and figure as he held
  • the light above his head and looked before him as he approached, I
  • could plainly see. Though much altered by age, I fancied I could
  • recognize in his spare and slender form something of that delicate
  • mould which I had noticed in the child. Their bright blue eyes were
  • certainly alike, but his face was so deeply furrowed and so very full
  • of care, that here all resemblance ceased.
  • The place through which he made his way at leisure was one of those
  • receptacles for old and curious things which seem to crouch in odd
  • corners of this town and to hide their musty treasures from the public
  • eye in jealousy and distrust. There were suits of mail standing like
  • ghosts in armour here and there, fantastic carvings brought from
  • monkish cloisters, rusty weapons of various kinds, distorted figures in
  • china and wood and iron and ivory: tapestry and strange furniture that
  • might have been designed in dreams. The haggard aspect of the little
  • old man was wonderfully suited to the place; he might have groped among
  • old churches and tombs and deserted houses and gathered all the spoils
  • with his own hands. There was nothing in the whole collection but was
  • in keeping with himself nothing that looked older or more worn than he.
  • As he turned the key in the lock, he surveyed me with some astonishment
  • which was not diminished when he looked from me to my companion. The
  • door being opened, the child addressed him as grandfather, and told him
  • the little story of our companionship.
  • ‘Why, bless thee, child,’ said the old man, patting her on the head,
  • ‘how couldst thou miss thy way? What if I had lost thee, Nell!’
  • ‘I would have found my way back to YOU, grandfather,’ said the child
  • boldly; ‘never fear.’
  • The old man kissed her, then turning to me and begging me to walk in, I
  • did so. The door was closed and locked. Preceding me with the light, he
  • led me through the place I had already seen from without, into a small
  • sitting-room behind, in which was another door opening into a kind of
  • closet, where I saw a little bed that a fairy might have slept in, it
  • looked so very small and was so prettily arranged. The child took a
  • candle and tripped into this little room, leaving the old man and me
  • together.
  • ‘You must be tired, sir,’ said he as he placed a chair near the fire,
  • ‘how can I thank you?’
  • ‘By taking more care of your grandchild another time, my good friend,’
  • I replied.
  • ‘More care!’ said the old man in a shrill voice, ‘more care of Nelly!
  • Why, who ever loved a child as I love Nell?’
  • He said this with such evident surprise that I was perplexed what
  • answer to make, and the more so because coupled with something feeble
  • and wandering in his manner, there were in his face marks of deep and
  • anxious thought which convinced me that he could not be, as I had been
  • at first inclined to suppose, in a state of dotage or imbecility.
  • ‘I don’t think you consider--’ I began.
  • ‘I don’t consider!’ cried the old man interrupting me, ‘I don’t
  • consider her! Ah, how little you know of the truth! Little Nelly,
  • little Nelly!’
  • It would be impossible for any man, I care not what his form of speech
  • might be, to express more affection than the dealer in curiosities did,
  • in these four words. I waited for him to speak again, but he rested his
  • chin upon his hand and shaking his head twice or thrice fixed his eyes
  • upon the fire.
  • While we were sitting thus in silence, the door of the closet opened,
  • and the child returned, her light brown hair hanging loose about her
  • neck, and her face flushed with the haste she had made to rejoin us.
  • She busied herself immediately in preparing supper, and while she was
  • thus engaged I remarked that the old man took an opportunity of
  • observing me more closely than he had done yet. I was surprised to see
  • that all this time everything was done by the child, and that there
  • appeared to be no other persons but ourselves in the house. I took
  • advantage of a moment when she was absent to venture a hint on this
  • point, to which the old man replied that there were few grown persons
  • as trustworthy or as careful as she.
  • ‘It always grieves me,’ I observed, roused by what I took to be his
  • selfishness, ‘it always grieves me to contemplate the initiation of
  • children into the ways of life, when they are scarcely more than
  • infants. It checks their confidence and simplicity--two of the best
  • qualities that Heaven gives them--and demands that they share our
  • sorrows before they are capable of entering into our enjoyments.’
  • ‘It will never check hers,’ said the old man looking steadily at me,
  • ‘the springs are too deep. Besides, the children of the poor know but
  • few pleasures. Even the cheap delights of childhood must be bought and
  • paid for.’
  • ‘But--forgive me for saying this--you are surely not so very
  • poor’--said I.
  • ‘She is not my child, sir,’ returned the old man. ‘Her mother was, and
  • she was poor. I save nothing--not a penny--though I live as you see,
  • but’--he laid his hand upon my arm and leant forward to whisper--‘she
  • shall be rich one of these days, and a fine lady. Don’t you think ill
  • of me because I use her help. She gives it cheerfully as you see, and
  • it would break her heart if she knew that I suffered anybody else to do
  • for me what her little hands could undertake. I don’t consider!’--he
  • cried with sudden querulousness, ‘why, God knows that this one child is
  • the thought and object of my life, and yet he never prospers me--no,
  • never!’
  • At this juncture, the subject of our conversation again returned, and
  • the old man motioning to me to approach the table, broke off, and said
  • no more.
  • We had scarcely begun our repast when there was a knock at the door by
  • which I had entered, and Nell bursting into a hearty laugh, which I was
  • rejoiced to hear, for it was childlike and full of hilarity, said it
  • was no doubt dear old Kit coming back at last.
  • ‘Foolish Nell!’ said the old man fondling with her hair. ‘She always
  • laughs at poor Kit.’
  • The child laughed again more heartily than before, and I could not help
  • smiling from pure sympathy. The little old man took up a candle and
  • went to open the door. When he came back, Kit was at his heels.
  • Kit was a shock-headed, shambling, awkward lad with an uncommonly wide
  • mouth, very red cheeks, a turned-up nose, and certainly the most
  • comical expression of face I ever saw. He stopped short at the door on
  • seeing a stranger, twirled in his hand a perfectly round old hat
  • without any vestige of a brim, and resting himself now on one leg and
  • now on the other and changing them constantly, stood in the doorway,
  • looking into the parlour with the most extraordinary leer I ever
  • beheld. I entertained a grateful feeling towards the boy from that
  • minute, for I felt that he was the comedy of the child’s life.
  • ‘A long way, wasn’t it, Kit?’ said the little old man.
  • ‘Why, then, it was a goodish stretch, master,’ returned Kit.
  • ‘Of course you have come back hungry?’
  • ‘Why, then, I do consider myself rather so, master,’ was the answer.
  • The lad had a remarkable manner of standing sideways as he spoke, and
  • thrusting his head forward over his shoulder, as if he could not get at
  • his voice without that accompanying action. I think he would have
  • amused one anywhere, but the child’s exquisite enjoyment of his oddity,
  • and the relief it was to find that there was something she associated
  • with merriment in a place that appeared so unsuited to her, were quite
  • irresistible. It was a great point too that Kit himself was flattered
  • by the sensation he created, and after several efforts to preserve his
  • gravity, burst into a loud roar, and so stood with his mouth wide open
  • and his eyes nearly shut, laughing violently.
  • The old man had again relapsed into his former abstraction and took no
  • notice of what passed, but I remarked that when her laugh was over, the
  • child’s bright eyes were dimmed with tears, called forth by the
  • fullness of heart with which she welcomed her uncouth favourite after
  • the little anxiety of the night. As for Kit himself (whose laugh had
  • been all the time one of that sort which very little would change into
  • a cry) he carried a large slice of bread and meat and a mug of beer
  • into a corner, and applied himself to disposing of them with great
  • voracity.
  • ‘Ah!’ said the old man turning to me with a sigh, as if I had spoken to
  • him but that moment, ‘you don’t know what you say when you tell me that
  • I don’t consider her.’
  • ‘You must not attach too great weight to a remark founded on first
  • appearances, my friend,’ said I.
  • ‘No,’ returned the old man thoughtfully, ‘no. Come hither, Nell.’
  • The little girl hastened from her seat, and put her arm about his neck.
  • ‘Do I love thee, Nell?’ said he. ‘Say--do I love thee, Nell, or no?’
  • The child only answered by her caresses, and laid her head upon his
  • breast.
  • ‘Why dost thou sob?’ said the grandfather, pressing her closer to him
  • and glancing towards me. ‘Is it because thou know’st I love thee, and
  • dost not like that I should seem to doubt it by my question? Well,
  • well--then let us say I love thee dearly.’
  • ‘Indeed, indeed you do,’ replied the child with great earnestness, ‘Kit
  • knows you do.’
  • Kit, who in despatching his bread and meat had been swallowing
  • two-thirds of his knife at every mouthful with the coolness of a
  • juggler, stopped short in his operations on being thus appealed to, and
  • bawled ‘Nobody isn’t such a fool as to say he doosn’t,’ after which he
  • incapacitated himself for further conversation by taking a most
  • prodigious sandwich at one bite.
  • ‘She is poor now’--said the old man, patting the child’s cheek, ‘but I
  • say again that the time is coming when she shall be rich. It has been a
  • long time coming, but it must come at last; a very long time, but it
  • surely must come. It has come to other men who do nothing but waste and
  • riot. When WILL it come to me!’
  • ‘I am very happy as I am, grandfather,’ said the child.
  • ‘Tush, tush!’ returned the old man, ‘thou dost not know--how should’st
  • thou!’ then he muttered again between his teeth, ‘The time must come, I
  • am very sure it must. It will be all the better for coming late’; and
  • then he sighed and fell into his former musing state, and still holding
  • the child between his knees appeared to be insensible to everything
  • around him. By this time it wanted but a few minutes of midnight and I
  • rose to go, which recalled him to himself.
  • ‘One moment, sir,’ he said, ‘Now, Kit--near midnight, boy, and you
  • still here! Get home, get home, and be true to your time in the
  • morning, for there’s work to do. Good night! There, bid him good night,
  • Nell, and let him be gone!’
  • ‘Good night, Kit,’ said the child, her eyes lighting up with merriment
  • and kindness.
  • ‘Good night, Miss Nell,’ returned the boy.
  • ‘And thank this gentleman,’ interposed the old man, ‘but for whose care
  • I might have lost my little girl to-night.’
  • ‘No, no, master,’ said Kit, ‘that won’t do, that won’t.’
  • ‘What do you mean?’ cried the old man.
  • ‘I’d have found her, master,’ said Kit, ‘I’d have found her. I’ll bet
  • that I’d find her if she was above ground, I would, as quick as
  • anybody, master. Ha, ha, ha!’
  • Once more opening his mouth and shutting his eyes, and laughing like a
  • stentor, Kit gradually backed to the door, and roared himself out.
  • Free of the room, the boy was not slow in taking his departure; when he
  • had gone, and the child was occupied in clearing the table, the old man
  • said:
  • ‘I haven’t seemed to thank you, sir, for what you have done to-night,
  • but I do thank you humbly and heartily, and so does she, and her thanks
  • are better worth than mine. I should be sorry that you went away, and
  • thought I was unmindful of your goodness, or careless of her--I am not
  • indeed.’
  • I was sure of that, I said, from what I had seen. ‘But,’ I added, ‘may
  • I ask you a question?’
  • ‘Ay, sir,’ replied the old man, ‘What is it?’
  • ‘This delicate child,’ said I, ‘with so much beauty and
  • intelligence--has she nobody to care for her but you? Has she no other
  • companion or advisor?’
  • ‘No,’ he returned, looking anxiously in my face, ‘no, and she wants no
  • other.’
  • ‘But are you not fearful,’ said I, ‘that you may misunderstand a charge
  • so tender? I am sure you mean well, but are you quite certain that you
  • know how to execute such a trust as this? I am an old man, like you,
  • and I am actuated by an old man’s concern in all that is young and
  • promising. Do you not think that what I have seen of you and this
  • little creature to-night must have an interest not wholly free from
  • pain?’
  • ‘Sir,’ rejoined the old man after a moment’s silence. ‘I have no right
  • to feel hurt at what you say. It is true that in many respects I am the
  • child, and she the grown person--that you have seen already. But waking
  • or sleeping, by night or day, in sickness or health, she is the one
  • object of my care, and if you knew of how much care, you would look on
  • me with different eyes, you would indeed. Ah! It’s a weary life for an
  • old man--a weary, weary life--but there is a great end to gain and that
  • I keep before me.’
  • Seeing that he was in a state of excitement and impatience, I turned to
  • put on an outer coat which I had thrown off on entering the room,
  • purposing to say no more. I was surprised to see the child standing
  • patiently by with a cloak upon her arm, and in her hand a hat, and
  • stick.
  • ‘Those are not mine, my dear,’ said I.
  • ‘No,’ returned the child, ‘they are grandfather’s.’
  • ‘But he is not going out to-night.’
  • ‘Oh, yes, he is,’ said the child, with a smile.
  • ‘And what becomes of you, my pretty one?’
  • ‘Me! I stay here of course. I always do.’
  • I looked in astonishment towards the old man, but he was, or feigned to
  • be, busied in the arrangement of his dress. From him I looked back to
  • the slight gentle figure of the child. Alone! In that gloomy place all
  • the long, dreary night.
  • She evinced no consciousness of my surprise, but cheerfully helped the
  • old man with his cloak, and when he was ready took a candle to light us
  • out. Finding that we did not follow as she expected, she looked back
  • with a smile and waited for us. The old man showed by his face that he
  • plainly understood the cause of my hesitation, but he merely signed to
  • me with an inclination of the head to pass out of the room before him,
  • and remained silent. I had no resource but to comply.
  • When we reached the door, the child setting down the candle, turned to
  • say good night and raised her face to kiss me. Then she ran to the old
  • man, who folded her in his arms and bade God bless her.
  • ‘Sleep soundly, Nell,’ he said in a low voice, ‘and angels guard thy
  • bed! Do not forget thy prayers, my sweet.’
  • ‘No, indeed,’ answered the child fervently, ‘they make me feel so
  • happy!’
  • ‘That’s well; I know they do; they should,’ said the old man. ‘Bless
  • thee a hundred times! Early in the morning I shall be home.’
  • ‘You’ll not ring twice,’ returned the child. ‘The bell wakes me, even
  • in the middle of a dream.’
  • With this, they separated. The child opened the door (now guarded by a
  • shutter which I had heard the boy put up before he left the house) and
  • with another farewell whose clear and tender note I have recalled a
  • thousand times, held it until we had passed out. The old man paused a
  • moment while it was gently closed and fastened on the inside, and
  • satisfied that this was done, walked on at a slow pace. At the
  • street-corner he stopped, and regarding me with a troubled countenance
  • said that our ways were widely different and that he must take his
  • leave. I would have spoken, but summoning up more alacrity than might
  • have been expected in one of his appearance, he hurried away. I could
  • see that twice or thrice he looked back as if to ascertain if I were
  • still watching him, or perhaps to assure himself that I was not
  • following at a distance. The obscurity of the night favoured his
  • disappearance, and his figure was soon beyond my sight.
  • I remained standing on the spot where he had left me, unwilling to
  • depart, and yet unknowing why I should loiter there. I looked wistfully
  • into the street we had lately quitted, and after a time directed my
  • steps that way. I passed and repassed the house, and stopped and
  • listened at the door; all was dark, and silent as the grave.
  • Yet I lingered about, and could not tear myself away, thinking of all
  • possible harm that might happen to the child--of fires and robberies
  • and even murder--and feeling as if some evil must ensue if I turned my
  • back upon the place. The closing of a door or window in the street
  • brought me before the curiosity-dealer’s once more; I crossed the road
  • and looked up at the house to assure myself that the noise had not come
  • from there. No, it was black, cold, and lifeless as before.
  • There were few passengers astir; the street was sad and dismal, and
  • pretty well my own. A few stragglers from the theatres hurried by, and
  • now and then I turned aside to avoid some noisy drunkard as he reeled
  • homewards, but these interruptions were not frequent and soon ceased.
  • The clocks struck one. Still I paced up and down, promising myself that
  • every time should be the last, and breaking faith with myself on some
  • new plea as often as I did so.
  • The more I thought of what the old man had said, and of his looks and
  • bearing, the less I could account for what I had seen and heard. I had
  • a strong misgiving that his nightly absence was for no good purpose. I
  • had only come to know the fact through the innocence of the child, and
  • though the old man was by at the time, and saw my undisguised surprise,
  • he had preserved a strange mystery upon the subject and offered no word
  • of explanation. These reflections naturally recalled again more
  • strongly than before his haggard face, his wandering manner, his
  • restless anxious looks. His affection for the child might not be
  • inconsistent with villany of the worst kind; even that very affection
  • was in itself an extraordinary contradiction, or how could he leave her
  • thus? Disposed as I was to think badly of him, I never doubted that his
  • love for her was real. I could not admit the thought, remembering what
  • had passed between us, and the tone of voice in which he had called her
  • by her name.
  • ‘Stay here of course,’ the child had said in answer to my question, ‘I
  • always do!’ What could take him from home by night, and every night! I
  • called up all the strange tales I had ever heard of dark and secret
  • deeds committed in great towns and escaping detection for a long series
  • of years; wild as many of these stories were, I could not find one
  • adapted to this mystery, which only became the more impenetrable, in
  • proportion as I sought to solve it.
  • Occupied with such thoughts as these, and a crowd of others all tending
  • to the same point, I continued to pace the street for two long hours;
  • at length the rain began to descend heavily, and then over-powered by
  • fatigue though no less interested than I had been at first, I engaged
  • the nearest coach and so got home. A cheerful fire was blazing on the
  • hearth, the lamp burnt brightly, my clock received me with its old
  • familiar welcome; everything was quiet, warm and cheering, and in happy
  • contrast to the gloom and darkness I had quitted.
  • But all that night, waking or in my sleep, the same thoughts recurred
  • and the same images retained possession of my brain. I had ever before
  • me the old dark murky rooms--the gaunt suits of mail with their ghostly
  • silent air--the faces all awry, grinning from wood and stone--the dust
  • and rust and worm that lives in wood--and alone in the midst of all
  • this lumber and decay and ugly age, the beautiful child in her gentle
  • slumber, smiling through her light and sunny dreams.
  • CHAPTER 2
  • After combating, for nearly a week, the feeling which impelled me to
  • revisit the place I had quitted under the circumstances already
  • detailed, I yielded to it at length; and determining that this time I
  • would present myself by the light of day, bent my steps thither early
  • in the morning.
  • I walked past the house, and took several turns in the street, with
  • that kind of hesitation which is natural to a man who is conscious that
  • the visit he is about to pay is unexpected, and may not be very
  • acceptable. However, as the door of the shop was shut, and it did not
  • appear likely that I should be recognized by those within, if I
  • continued merely to pass up and down before it, I soon conquered this
  • irresolution, and found myself in the Curiosity Dealer’s warehouse.
  • The old man and another person were together in the back part, and
  • there seemed to have been high words between them, for their voices
  • which were raised to a very high pitch suddenly stopped on my entering,
  • and the old man advancing hastily towards me, said in a tremulous tone
  • that he was very glad I had come.
  • ‘You interrupted us at a critical moment,’ said he, pointing to the man
  • whom I had found in company with him; ‘this fellow will murder me one
  • of these days. He would have done so, long ago, if he had dared.’
  • ‘Bah! You would swear away my life if you could,’ returned the other,
  • after bestowing a stare and a frown on me; ‘we all know that!’
  • ‘I almost think I could,’ cried the old man, turning feebly upon him.
  • ‘If oaths, or prayers, or words, could rid me of you, they should. I
  • would be quit of you, and would be relieved if you were dead.’
  • ‘I know it,’ returned the other. ‘I said so, didn’t I? But neither
  • oaths, or prayers, nor words, WILL kill me, and therefore I live, and
  • mean to live.’
  • ‘And his mother died!’ cried the old man, passionately clasping his
  • hands and looking upward; ‘and this is Heaven’s justice!’
  • The other stood lounging with his foot upon a chair, and regarded him
  • with a contemptuous sneer. He was a young man of one-and-twenty or
  • thereabouts; well made, and certainly handsome, though the expression
  • of his face was far from prepossessing, having in common with his
  • manner and even his dress, a dissipated, insolent air which repelled
  • one.
  • ‘Justice or no justice,’ said the young fellow, ‘here I am and here I
  • shall stop till such time as I think fit to go, unless you send for
  • assistance to put me out--which you won’t do, I know. I tell you again
  • that I want to see my sister.’
  • ‘YOUR sister!’ said the old man bitterly.
  • ‘Ah! You can’t change the relationship,’ returned the other. ‘If you
  • could, you’d have done it long ago. I want to see my sister, that you
  • keep cooped up here, poisoning her mind with your sly secrets and
  • pretending an affection for her that you may work her to death, and add
  • a few scraped shillings every week to the money you can hardly count. I
  • want to see her; and I will.’
  • ‘Here’s a moralist to talk of poisoned minds! Here’s a generous spirit
  • to scorn scraped-up shillings!’ cried the old man, turning from him to
  • me. ‘A profligate, sir, who has forfeited every claim not only upon
  • those who have the misfortune to be of his blood, but upon society
  • which knows nothing of him but his misdeeds. A liar too,’ he added, in
  • a lower voice as he drew closer to me, ‘who knows how dear she is to
  • me, and seeks to wound me even there, because there is a stranger
  • nearby.’
  • ‘Strangers are nothing to me, grandfather,’ said the young fellow
  • catching at the word, ‘nor I to them, I hope. The best they can do, is
  • to keep an eye to their business and leave me to mine. There’s a friend
  • of mine waiting outside, and as it seems that I may have to wait some
  • time, I’ll call him in, with your leave.’
  • Saying this, he stepped to the door, and looking down the street
  • beckoned several times to some unseen person, who, to judge from the
  • air of impatience with which these signals were accompanied, required a
  • great quantity of persuasion to induce him to advance. At length there
  • sauntered up, on the opposite side of the way--with a bad pretense of
  • passing by accident--a figure conspicuous for its dirty smartness,
  • which after a great many frowns and jerks of the head, in resistance of
  • the invitation, ultimately crossed the road and was brought into the
  • shop.
  • ‘There. It’s Dick Swiveller,’ said the young fellow, pushing him in.
  • ‘Sit down, Swiveller.’
  • ‘But is the old min agreeable?’ said Mr Swiveller in an undertone.
  • Mr Swiveller complied, and looking about him with a propitiatory smile,
  • observed that last week was a fine week for the ducks, and this week
  • was a fine week for the dust; he also observed that whilst standing by
  • the post at the street-corner, he had observed a pig with a straw in
  • his mouth issuing out of the tobacco-shop, from which appearance he
  • augured that another fine week for the ducks was approaching, and that
  • rain would certainly ensue. He furthermore took occasion to apologize
  • for any negligence that might be perceptible in his dress, on the
  • ground that last night he had had ‘the sun very strong in his eyes’; by
  • which expression he was understood to convey to his hearers in the most
  • delicate manner possible, the information that he had been extremely
  • drunk.
  • ‘But what,’ said Mr Swiveller with a sigh, ‘what is the odds so long as
  • the fire of soul is kindled at the taper of conwiviality, and the wing
  • of friendship never moults a feather! What is the odds so long as the
  • spirit is expanded by means of rosy wine, and the present moment is the
  • least happiest of our existence!’
  • ‘You needn’t act the chairman here,’ said his friend, half aside.
  • ‘Fred!’ cried Mr Swiveller, tapping his nose, ‘a word to the wise is
  • sufficient for them--we may be good and happy without riches, Fred.
  • Say not another syllable. I know my cue; smart is the word. Only one
  • little whisper, Fred--is the old min friendly?’
  • ‘Never you mind,’ replied his friend.
  • ‘Right again, quite right,’ said Mr Swiveller, ‘caution is the word,
  • and caution is the act.’ with that, he winked as if in preservation of
  • some deep secret, and folding his arms and leaning back in his chair,
  • looked up at the ceiling with profound gravity.
  • It was perhaps not very unreasonable to suspect from what had already
  • passed, that Mr Swiveller was not quite recovered from the effects of
  • the powerful sunlight to which he had made allusion; but if no such
  • suspicion had been awakened by his speech, his wiry hair, dull eyes,
  • and sallow face would still have been strong witnesses against him. His
  • attire was not, as he had himself hinted, remarkable for the nicest
  • arrangement, but was in a state of disorder which strongly induced the
  • idea that he had gone to bed in it. It consisted of a brown body-coat
  • with a great many brass buttons up the front and only one behind, a
  • bright check neckerchief, a plaid waistcoat, soiled white trousers, and
  • a very limp hat, worn with the wrong side foremost, to hide a hole in
  • the brim. The breast of his coat was ornamented with an outside pocket
  • from which there peeped forth the cleanest end of a very large and very
  • ill-favoured handkerchief; his dirty wristbands were pulled on as far
  • as possible and ostentatiously folded back over his cuffs; he displayed
  • no gloves, and carried a yellow cane having at the top a bone hand with
  • the semblance of a ring on its little finger and a black ball in its
  • grasp. With all these personal advantages (to which may be added a
  • strong savour of tobacco-smoke, and a prevailing greasiness of
  • appearance) Mr Swiveller leant back in his chair with his eyes fixed on
  • the ceiling, and occasionally pitching his voice to the needful key,
  • obliged the company with a few bars of an intensely dismal air, and
  • then, in the middle of a note, relapsed into his former silence.
  • The old man sat himself down in a chair, and with folded hands, looked
  • sometimes at his grandson and sometimes at his strange companion, as if
  • he were utterly powerless and had no resource but to leave them to do
  • as they pleased. The young man reclined against a table at no great
  • distance from his friend, in apparent indifference to everything that
  • had passed; and I--who felt the difficulty of any interference,
  • notwithstanding that the old man had appealed to me, both by words and
  • looks--made the best feint I could of being occupied in examining some
  • of the goods that were disposed for sale, and paying very little
  • attention to a person before me.
  • The silence was not of long duration, for Mr Swiveller, after favouring
  • us with several melodious assurances that his heart was in the
  • Highlands, and that he wanted but his Arab steed as a preliminary to
  • the achievement of great feats of valour and loyalty, removed his eyes
  • from the ceiling and subsided into prose again.
  • ‘Fred,’ said Mr Swiveller stopping short, as if the idea had suddenly
  • occurred to him, and speaking in the same audible whisper as before,
  • ‘is the old min friendly?’
  • ‘What does it matter?’ returned his friend peevishly.
  • ‘No, but IS he?’ said Dick.
  • ‘Yes, of course. What do I care whether he is or not?’
  • Emboldened as it seemed by this reply to enter into a more general
  • conversation, Mr Swiveller plainly laid himself out to captivate our
  • attention.
  • He began by remarking that soda-water, though a good thing in the
  • abstract, was apt to lie cold upon the stomach unless qualified with
  • ginger, or a small infusion of brandy, which latter article he held to
  • be preferable in all cases, saving for the one consideration of
  • expense. Nobody venturing to dispute these positions, he proceeded to
  • observe that the human hair was a great retainer of tobacco-smoke, and
  • that the young gentlemen of Westminster and Eton, after eating vast
  • quantities of apples to conceal any scent of cigars from their anxious
  • friends, were usually detected in consequence of their heads possessing
  • this remarkable property; when he concluded that if the Royal Society
  • would turn their attention to the circumstance, and endeavour to find
  • in the resources of science a means of preventing such untoward
  • revelations, they might indeed be looked upon as benefactors to
  • mankind. These opinions being equally incontrovertible with those he
  • had already pronounced, he went on to inform us that Jamaica rum,
  • though unquestionably an agreeable spirit of great richness and
  • flavour, had the drawback of remaining constantly present to the taste
  • next day; and nobody being venturous enough to argue this point either,
  • he increased in confidence and became yet more companionable and
  • communicative.
  • ‘It’s a devil of a thing, gentlemen,’ said Mr Swiveller, ‘when
  • relations fall out and disagree. If the wing of friendship should never
  • moult a feather, the wing of relationship should never be clipped, but
  • be always expanded and serene. Why should a grandson and grandfather
  • peg away at each other with mutual wiolence when all might be bliss and
  • concord. Why not jine hands and forgit it?’
  • ‘Hold your tongue,’ said his friend.
  • ‘Sir,’ replied Mr Swiveller, ‘don’t you interrupt the chair.
  • Gentlemen, how does the case stand, upon the present occasion? Here is
  • a jolly old grandfather--I say it with the utmost respect--and here is
  • a wild, young grandson. The jolly old grandfather says to the wild
  • young grandson, “I have brought you up and educated you, Fred; I have
  • put you in the way of getting on in life; you have bolted a little out
  • of course, as young fellows often do; and you shall never have another
  • chance, nor the ghost of half a one.” The wild young grandson makes
  • answer to this and says, “You’re as rich as rich can be; you have been
  • at no uncommon expense on my account, you’re saving up piles of money
  • for my little sister that lives with you in a secret, stealthy,
  • hugger-muggering kind of way and with no manner of enjoyment--why can’t
  • you stand a trifle for your grown-up relation?” The jolly old
  • grandfather unto this, retorts, not only that he declines to fork out
  • with that cheerful readiness which is always so agreeable and pleasant
  • in a gentleman of his time of life, but that he will bow up, and call
  • names, and make reflections whenever they meet. Then the plain question
  • is, an’t it a pity that this state of things should continue, and how
  • much better would it be for the gentleman to hand over a reasonable
  • amount of tin, and make it all right and comfortable?’
  • Having delivered this oration with a great many waves and flourishes of
  • the hand, Mr Swiveller abruptly thrust the head of his cane into his
  • mouth as if to prevent himself from impairing the effect of his speech
  • by adding one other word.
  • ‘Why do you hunt and persecute me, God help me!’ said the old man
  • turning to his grandson. ‘Why do you bring your prolifigate companions
  • here? How often am I to tell you that my life is one of care and
  • self-denial, and that I am poor?’
  • ‘How often am I to tell you,’ returned the other, looking coldly at
  • him, ‘that I know better?’
  • ‘You have chosen your own path,’ said the old man. ‘Follow it. Leave
  • Nell and me to toil and work.’
  • ‘Nell will be a woman soon,’ returned the other, ‘and, bred in your
  • faith, she’ll forget her brother unless he shows himself sometimes.’
  • ‘Take care,’ said the old man with sparkling eyes, ‘that she does not
  • forget you when you would have her memory keenest. Take care that the
  • day don’t come when you walk barefoot in the streets, and she rides by
  • in a gay carriage of her own.’
  • ‘You mean when she has your money?’ retorted the other. ‘How like a
  • poor man he talks!’
  • ‘And yet,’ said the old man dropping his voice and speaking like one
  • who thinks aloud, ‘how poor we are, and what a life it is! The cause is
  • a young child’s guiltless of all harm or wrong, but nothing goes well
  • with it! Hope and patience, hope and patience!’
  • These words were uttered in too low a tone to reach the ears of the
  • young men. Mr Swiveller appeared to think that they implied some mental
  • struggle consequent upon the powerful effect of his address, for he
  • poked his friend with his cane and whispered his conviction that he had
  • administered ‘a clincher,’ and that he expected a commission on the
  • profits. Discovering his mistake after a while, he appeared to grow
  • rather sleepy and discontented, and had more than once suggested the
  • propriety of an immediate departure, when the door opened, and the
  • child herself appeared.
  • CHAPTER 3
  • The child was closely followed by an elderly man of remarkably hard
  • features and forbidding aspect, and so low in stature as to be quite a
  • dwarf, though his head and face were large enough for the body of a
  • giant. His black eyes were restless, sly, and cunning; his mouth and
  • chin, bristly with the stubble of a coarse hard beard; and his
  • complexion was one of that kind which never looks clean or wholesome.
  • But what added most to the grotesque expression of his face was a
  • ghastly smile, which, appearing to be the mere result of habit and to
  • have no connection with any mirthful or complacent feeling, constantly
  • revealed the few discoloured fangs that were yet scattered in his
  • mouth, and gave him the aspect of a panting dog. His dress consisted of
  • a large high-crowned hat, a worn dark suit, a pair of capacious shoes,
  • and a dirty white neckerchief sufficiently limp and crumpled to
  • disclose the greater portion of his wiry throat. Such hair as he had
  • was of a grizzled black, cut short and straight upon his temples, and
  • hanging in a frowzy fringe about his ears. His hands, which were of a
  • rough, coarse grain, were very dirty; his fingernails were crooked,
  • long, and yellow.
  • There was ample time to note these particulars, for besides that they
  • were sufficiently obvious without very close observation, some moments
  • elapsed before any one broke silence. The child advanced timidly
  • towards her brother and put her hand in his, the dwarf (if we may call
  • him so) glanced keenly at all present, and the curiosity-dealer, who
  • plainly had not expected his uncouth visitor, seemed disconcerted and
  • embarrassed.
  • ‘Ah!’ said the dwarf, who with his hand stretched out above his eyes
  • had been surveying the young man attentively, ‘that should be your
  • grandson, neighbour!’
  • ‘Say rather that he should not be,’ replied the old man. ‘But he is.’
  • ‘And that?’ said the dwarf, pointing to Dick Swiveller.
  • ‘Some friend of his, as welcome here as he,’ said the old man.
  • ‘And that?’ inquired the dwarf, wheeling round and pointing straight at
  • me.
  • ‘A gentleman who was so good as to bring Nell home the other night when
  • she lost her way, coming from your house.’
  • The little man turned to the child as if to chide her or express his
  • wonder, but as she was talking to the young man, held his peace, and
  • bent his head to listen.
  • ‘Well, Nelly,’ said the young fellow aloud. ‘Do they teach you to hate
  • me, eh?’
  • ‘No, no. For shame. Oh, no!’ cried the child.
  • ‘To love me, perhaps?’ pursued her brother with a sneer.
  • ‘To do neither,’ she returned. ‘They never speak to me about you.
  • Indeed they never do.’
  • ‘I dare be bound for that,’ he said, darting a bitter look at the
  • grandfather. ‘I dare be bound for that Nell. Oh! I believe you there!’
  • ‘But I love you dearly, Fred,’ said the child.
  • ‘No doubt!’
  • ‘I do indeed, and always will,’ the child repeated with great emotion,
  • ‘but oh! If you would leave off vexing him and making him unhappy, then
  • I could love you more.’
  • ‘I see!’ said the young man, as he stooped carelessly over the child,
  • and having kissed her, pushed her from him: ‘There--get you away now
  • you have said your lesson. You needn’t whimper. We part good friends
  • enough, if that’s the matter.’
  • He remained silent, following her with his eyes, until she had gained
  • her little room and closed the door; and then turning to the dwarf,
  • said abruptly,
  • ‘Harkee, Mr--’
  • ‘Meaning me?’ returned the dwarf. ‘Quilp is my name. You might
  • remember. It’s not a long one--Daniel Quilp.’
  • ‘Harkee, Mr Quilp, then,’ pursued the other, ‘You have some influence
  • with my grandfather there.’
  • ‘Some,’ said Mr Quilp emphatically.
  • ‘And are in a few of his mysteries and secrets.’
  • ‘A few,’ replied Quilp, with equal dryness.
  • ‘Then let me tell him once for all, through you, that I will come into
  • and go out of this place as often as I like, so long as he keeps Nell
  • here; and that if he wants to be quit of me, he must first be quit of
  • her. What have I done to be made a bugbear of, and to be shunned and
  • dreaded as if I brought the plague? He’ll tell you that I have no
  • natural affection; and that I care no more for Nell, for her own sake,
  • than I do for him. Let him say so. I care for the whim, then, of coming
  • to and fro and reminding her of my existence. I WILL see her when I
  • please. That’s my point. I came here to-day to maintain it, and I’ll
  • come here again fifty times with the same object and always with the
  • same success. I said I would stop till I had gained it. I have done
  • so, and now my visit’s ended. Come Dick.’
  • ‘Stop!’ cried Mr Swiveller, as his companion turned toward the door.
  • ‘Sir!’
  • ‘Sir, I am your humble servant,’ said Mr Quilp, to whom the
  • monosyllable was addressed.
  • ‘Before I leave the gay and festive scene, and halls of dazzling light,
  • sir,’ said Mr Swiveller, ‘I will with your permission, attempt a slight
  • remark. I came here, sir, this day, under the impression that the old
  • min was friendly.’
  • ‘Proceed, sir,’ said Daniel Quilp; for the orator had made a sudden
  • stop.
  • ‘Inspired by this idea and the sentiments it awakened, sir, and feeling
  • as a mutual friend that badgering, baiting, and bullying, was not the
  • sort of thing calculated to expand the souls and promote the social
  • harmony of the contending parties, I took upon myself to suggest a
  • course which is THE course to be adopted to the present occasion. Will
  • you allow me to whisper half a syllable, sir?’
  • Without waiting for the permission he sought, Mr Swiveller stepped up
  • to the dwarf, and leaning on his shoulder and stooping down to get at
  • his ear, said in a voice which was perfectly audible to all present,
  • ‘The watch-word to the old min is--fork.’
  • ‘Is what?’ demanded Quilp.
  • ‘Is fork, sir, fork,’ replied Mr Swiveller slapping his pocket. ‘You
  • are awake, sir?’
  • The dwarf nodded. Mr Swiveller drew back and nodded likewise, then drew
  • a little further back and nodded again, and so on. By these means he in
  • time reached the door, where he gave a great cough to attract the
  • dwarf’s attention and gain an opportunity of expressing in dumb show,
  • the closest confidence and most inviolable secrecy. Having performed
  • the serious pantomime that was necessary for the due conveyance of
  • these idea, he cast himself upon his friend’s track, and vanished.
  • ‘Humph!’ said the dwarf with a sour look and a shrug of his shoulders,
  • ‘so much for dear relations. Thank God I acknowledge none! Nor need you
  • either,’ he added, turning to the old man, ‘if you were not as weak as
  • a reed, and nearly as senseless.’
  • ‘What would you have me do?’ he retorted in a kind of helpless
  • desperation. ‘It is easy to talk and sneer. What would you have me do?’
  • ‘What would I do if I was in your case?’ said the dwarf.
  • ‘Something violent, no doubt.’
  • ‘You’re right there,’ returned the little man, highly gratified by the
  • compliment, for such he evidently considered it; and grinning like a
  • devil as he rubbed his dirty hands together. ‘Ask Mrs Quilp, pretty Mrs
  • Quilp, obedient, timid, loving Mrs Quilp. But that reminds me--I have
  • left her all alone, and she will be anxious and know not a moment’s
  • peace till I return. I know she’s always in that condition when I’m
  • away, thought she doesn’t dare to say so, unless I lead her on and tell
  • her she may speak freely and I won’t be angry with her. Oh!
  • well-trained Mrs Quilp.’
  • The creature appeared quite horrible with his monstrous head and little
  • body, as he rubbed his hands slowly round, and round, and round
  • again--with something fantastic even in his manner of performing this
  • slight action--and, dropping his shaggy brows and cocking his chin in
  • the air, glanced upward with a stealthy look of exultation that an imp
  • might have copied and appropriated to himself.
  • ‘Here,’ he said, putting his hand into his breast and sidling up to the
  • old man as he spoke; ‘I brought it myself for fear of accidents, as,
  • being in gold, it was something large and heavy for Nell to carry in
  • her bag. She need be accustomed to such loads betimes though,
  • neighbor, for she will carry weight when you are dead.’
  • ‘Heaven send she may! I hope so,’ said the old man with something like
  • a groan.
  • ‘Hope so!’ echoed the dwarf, approaching close to his ear; ‘neighbour,
  • I would I knew in what good investment all these supplies are sunk. But
  • you are a deep man, and keep your secret close.’
  • ‘My secret!’ said the other with a haggard look. ‘Yes, you’re
  • right--I--I--keep it close--very close.’
  • He said no more, but taking the money turned away with a slow,
  • uncertain step, and pressed his hand upon his head like a weary and
  • dejected man. The dwarf watched him sharply, while he passed into the
  • little sitting-room and locked it in an iron safe above the
  • chimney-piece; and after musing for a short space, prepared to take his
  • leave, observing that unless he made good haste, Mrs Quilp would
  • certainly be in fits on his return.
  • ‘And so, neighbour,’ he added, ‘I’ll turn my face homewards, leaving my
  • love for Nelly and hoping she may never lose her way again, though her
  • doing so HAS procured me an honour I didn’t expect.’ With that he bowed
  • and leered at me, and with a keen glance around which seemed to
  • comprehend every object within his range of vision, however, small or
  • trivial, went his way.
  • I had several times essayed to go myself, but the old man had always
  • opposed it and entreated me to remain. As he renewed his entreaties on
  • our being left along, and adverted with many thanks to the former
  • occasion of our being together, I willingly yielded to his persuasions,
  • and sat down, pretending to examine some curious miniatures and a few
  • old medals which he placed before me. It needed no great pressing to
  • induce me to stay, for if my curiosity has been excited on the occasion
  • of my first visit, it certainly was not diminished now.
  • Nell joined us before long, and bringing some needle-work to the table,
  • sat by the old man’s side. It was pleasant to observe the fresh flowers
  • in the room, the pet bird with a green bough shading his little cage,
  • the breath of freshness and youth which seemed to rustle through the
  • old dull house and hover round the child. It was curious, but not so
  • pleasant, to turn from the beauty and grace of the girl, to the
  • stooping figure, care-worn face, and jaded aspect of the old man. As
  • he grew weaker and more feeble, what would become of this lonely little
  • creature; poor protector as he was, say that he died--what would be her
  • fate, then?
  • The old man almost answered my thoughts, as he laid his hand on hers,
  • and spoke aloud.
  • ‘I’ll be of better cheer, Nell,’ he said; ‘there must be good fortune
  • in store for thee--I do not ask it for myself, but thee. Such miseries
  • must fall on thy innocent head without it, that I cannot believe but
  • that, being tempted, it will come at last!’
  • She looked cheerfully into his face, but made no answer.
  • ‘When I think,’ said he, ‘of the many years--many in thy short
  • life--that thou has lived with me; of my monotonous existence, knowing
  • no companions of thy own age nor any childish pleasures; of the
  • solitude in which thou has grown to be what thou art, and in which thou
  • hast lived apart from nearly all thy kind but one old man; I sometimes
  • fear I have dealt hardly by thee, Nell.’
  • ‘Grandfather!’ cried the child in unfeigned surprise.
  • ‘Not in intention--no no,’ said he. ‘I have ever looked forward to the
  • time that should enable thee to mix among the gayest and prettiest, and
  • take thy station with the best. But I still look forward, Nell, I still
  • look forward, and if I should be forced to leave thee, meanwhile, how
  • have I fitted thee for struggles with the world? The poor bird yonder
  • is as well qualified to encounter it, and be turned adrift upon its
  • mercies--Hark! I hear Kit outside. Go to him, Nell, go to him.’
  • She rose, and hurrying away, stopped, turned back, and put her arms
  • about the old man’s neck, then left him and hurried away again--but
  • faster this time, to hide her falling tears.
  • ‘A word in your ear, sir,’ said the old man in a hurried whisper. ‘I
  • have been rendered uneasy by what you said the other night, and can
  • only plead that I have done all for the best--that it is too late to
  • retract, if I could (though I cannot)--and that I hope to triumph yet.
  • All is for her sake. I have borne great poverty myself, and would spare
  • her the sufferings that poverty carries with it. I would spare her the
  • miseries that brought her mother, my own dear child, to an early grave.
  • I would leave her--not with resources which could be easily spent or
  • squandered away, but with what would place her beyond the reach of want
  • for ever. You mark me sir? She shall have no pittance, but a
  • fortune--Hush! I can say no more than that, now or at any other time,
  • and she is here again!’
  • The eagerness with which all this was poured into my ear, the trembling
  • of the hand with which he clasped my arm, the strained and starting
  • eyes he fixed upon me, the wild vehemence and agitation of his manner,
  • filled me with amazement. All that I had heard and seen, and a great
  • part of what he had said himself, led me to suppose that he was a
  • wealthy man. I could form no comprehension of his character, unless he
  • were one of those miserable wretches who, having made gain the sole end
  • and object of their lives and having succeeded in amassing great
  • riches, are constantly tortured by the dread of poverty, and beset by
  • fears of loss and ruin. Many things he had said which I had been at a
  • loss to understand, were quite reconcilable with the idea thus
  • presented to me, and at length I concluded that beyond all doubt he was
  • one of this unhappy race.
  • The opinion was not the result of hasty consideration, for which indeed
  • there was no opportunity at that time, as the child came directly, and
  • soon occupied herself in preparations for giving Kit a writing lesson,
  • of which it seemed he had a couple every week, and one regularly on
  • that evening, to the great mirth and enjoyment both of himself and his
  • instructress. To relate how it was a long time before his modesty could
  • be so far prevailed upon as it admit of his sitting down in the
  • parlour, in the presence of an unknown gentleman--how, when he did set
  • down, he tucked up his sleeves and squared his elbows and put his face
  • close to the copy-book and squinted horribly at the lines--how, from
  • the very first moment of having the pen in his hand, he began to wallow
  • in blots, and to daub himself with ink up to the very roots of his
  • hair--how, if he did by accident form a letter properly, he immediately
  • smeared it out again with his arm in his preparations to make
  • another--how, at every fresh mistake, there was a fresh burst of
  • merriment from the child and louder and not less hearty laugh from poor
  • Kit himself--and how there was all the way through, notwithstanding, a
  • gentle wish on her part to teach, and an anxious desire on his to
  • learn--to relate all these particulars would no doubt occupy more space
  • and time than they deserve. It will be sufficient to say that the
  • lesson was given--that evening passed and night came on--that the old
  • man again grew restless and impatient--that he quitted the house
  • secretly at the same hour as before--and that the child was once more
  • left alone within its gloomy walls.
  • And now that I have carried this history so far in my own character and
  • introduced these personages to the reader, I shall for the convenience
  • of the narrative detach myself from its further course, and leave those
  • who have prominent and necessary parts in it to speak and act for
  • themselves.
  • CHAPTER 4
  • Mr and Mrs Quilp resided on Tower Hill; and in her bower on Tower Hill
  • Mrs Quilp was left to pine the absence of her lord, when he quitted her
  • on the business which he had already seen to transact.
  • Mr Quilp could scarcely be said to be of any particular trade or
  • calling, though his pursuits were diversified and his occupations
  • numerous. He collected the rents of whole colonies of filthy streets
  • and alleys by the waterside, advanced money to the seamen and petty
  • officers of merchant vessels, had a share in the ventures of divers
  • mates of East Indiamen, smoked his smuggled cigars under the very nose
  • of the Custom House, and made appointments on ‘Change with men in
  • glazed hats and round jackets pretty well every day. On the Surrey side
  • of the river was a small rat-infested dreary yard called ‘Quilp’s
  • Wharf,’ in which were a little wooden counting-house burrowing all awry
  • in the dust as if it had fallen from the clouds and ploughed into the
  • ground; a few fragments of rusty anchors; several large iron rings;
  • some piles of rotten wood; and two or three heaps of old sheet copper,
  • crumpled, cracked, and battered. On Quilp’s Wharf, Daniel Quilp was a
  • ship-breaker, yet to judge from these appearances he must either have
  • been a ship-breaker on a very small scale, or have broken his ships up
  • very small indeed. Neither did the place present any extraordinary
  • aspect of life or activity, as its only human occupant was an
  • amphibious boy in a canvas suit, whose sole change of occupation was
  • from sitting on the head of a pile and throwing stones into the mud
  • when the tide was out, to standing with his hands in his pockets gazing
  • listlessly on the motion and on the bustle of the river at high-water.
  • The dwarf’s lodging on Tower hill comprised, besides the needful
  • accommodation for himself and Mrs Quilp, a small sleeping-closet for
  • that lady’s mother, who resided with the couple and waged perpetual war
  • with Daniel; of whom, notwithstanding, she stood in no slight dread.
  • Indeed, the ugly creature contrived by some means or other--whether by
  • his ugliness or his ferocity or his natural cunning is no great
  • matter--to impress with a wholesome fear of his anger, most of those
  • with whom he was brought into daily contact and communication. Over
  • nobody had he such complete ascendance as Mrs Quilp herself--a pretty
  • little, mild-spoken, blue-eyed woman, who having allied herself in
  • wedlock to the dwarf in one of those strange infatuations of which
  • examples are by no means scarce, performed a sound practical penance
  • for her folly, every day of her life.
  • It has been said that Mrs Quilp was pining in her bower. In her bower
  • she was, but not alone, for besides the old lady her mother of whom
  • mention has recently been made, there were present some half-dozen
  • ladies of the neighborhood who had happened by a strange accident (and
  • also by a little understanding among themselves) to drop in one after
  • another, just about tea-time. This being a season favourable to
  • conversation, and the room being a cool, shady, lazy kind of place,
  • with some plants at the open window shutting out the dust, and
  • interposing pleasantly enough between the tea table within and the old
  • Tower without, it is no wonder that the ladies felt an inclination to
  • talk and linger, especially when there are taken into account the
  • additional inducements of fresh butter, new bread, shrimps, and
  • watercresses.
  • Now, the ladies being together under these circumstances, it was
  • extremely natural that the discourse should turn upon the propensity of
  • mankind to tyrannize over the weaker sex, and the duty that developed
  • upon the weaker sex to resist that tyranny and assert their rights and
  • dignity. It was natural for four reasons: firstly, because Mrs Quilp
  • being a young woman and notoriously under the dominion of her husband
  • ought to be excited to rebel; secondly, because Mrs Quilp’s parent was
  • known to be laudably shrewish in her disposition and inclined to resist
  • male authority; thirdly, because each visitor wished to show for
  • herself how superior she was in this respect to the generality of her
  • sex; and fourthly, because the company being accustomed to scandalise
  • each other in pairs, were deprived of their usual subject of
  • conversation now that they were all assembled in close friendship, and
  • had consequently no better employment than to attack the common enemy.
  • Moved by these considerations, a stout lady opened the proceedings by
  • inquiring, with an air of great concern and sympathy, how Mr Quilp was;
  • whereunto Mr Quilp’s wife’s mother replied sharply, ‘Oh! He was well
  • enough--nothing much was every the matter with him--and ill weeds were
  • sure to thrive.’ All the ladies then sighed in concert, shook their
  • heads gravely, and looked at Mrs Quilp as a martyr.
  • ‘Ah!’ said the spokeswoman, ‘I wish you’d give her a little of your
  • advice, Mrs Jiniwin’--Mrs Quilp had been a Miss Jiniwin it should be
  • observed--‘nobody knows better than you, ma’am, what us women owe to
  • ourselves.’
  • ‘Owe indeed, ma’am!’ replied Mrs Jiniwin. ‘When my poor husband, her
  • dear father, was alive, if he had ever ventured a cross word to me, I’d
  • have--’ The good old lady did not finish the sentence, but she twisted
  • off the head of a shrimp with a vindictiveness which seemed to imply
  • that the action was in some degree a substitute for words. In this
  • light it was clearly understood by the other party, who immediately
  • replied with great approbation, ‘You quite enter into my feelings,
  • ma’am, and it’s jist what I’d do myself.’
  • ‘But you have no call to do it,’ said Mrs Jiniwin. ‘Luckily for you,
  • you have no more occasion to do it than I had.’
  • ‘No woman need have, if she was true to herself,’ rejoined the stout
  • lady.
  • ‘Do you hear that, Betsy?’ said Mrs Jiniwin, in a warning voice. ‘How
  • often have I said the same words to you, and almost gone down my knees
  • when I spoke ‘em!’
  • Poor Mrs Quilp, who had looked in a state of helplessness from one face
  • of condolence to another, coloured, smiled, and shook her head
  • doubtfully. This was the signal for a general clamour, which beginning
  • in a low murmur gradually swelled into a great noise in which everybody
  • spoke at once, and all said that she being a young woman had no right
  • to set up her opinions against the experiences of those who knew so
  • much better; that it was very wrong of her not to take the advice of
  • people who had nothing at heart but her good; that it was next door to
  • being downright ungrateful to conduct herself in that manner; that if
  • she had no respect for herself she ought to have some for other women,
  • all of whom she compromised by her meekness; and that if she had no
  • respect for other women, the time would come when other women would
  • have no respect for her; and she would be very sorry for that, they
  • could tell her. Having dealt out these admonitions, the ladies fell to
  • a more powerful assault than they had yet made upon the mixed tea, new
  • bread, fresh butter, shrimps, and watercresses, and said that their
  • vexation was so great to see her going on like that, that they could
  • hardly bring themselves to eat a single morsel.
  • It’s all very fine to talk,’ said Mrs Quilp with much simplicity, ‘but
  • I know that if I was to die to-morrow, Quilp could marry anybody he
  • pleased--now that he could, I know!’
  • There was quite a scream of indignation at this idea. Marry whom he
  • pleased! They would like to see him dare to think of marrying any of
  • them; they would like to see the faintest approach to such a thing.
  • One lady (a widow) was quite certain she should stab him if he hinted
  • at it.
  • ‘Very well,’ said Mrs Quilp, nodding her head, ‘as I said just now,
  • it’s very easy to talk, but I say again that I know--that I’m
  • sure--Quilp has such a way with him when he likes, that the best
  • looking woman here couldn’t refuse him if I was dead, and she was free,
  • and he chose to make love to her. Come!’
  • Everybody bridled up at this remark, as much as to say, ‘I know you
  • mean me. Let him try--that’s all.’ and yet for some hidden reason they
  • were all angry with the widow, and each lady whispered in her
  • neighbour’s ear that it was very plain that said widow thought herself
  • the person referred to, and what a puss she was!
  • ‘Mother knows,’ said Mrs Quilp, ‘that what I say is quite correct, for
  • she often said so before we were married. Didn’t you say so, mother?’
  • This inquiry involved the respected lady in rather a delicate position,
  • for she certainly had been an active party in making her daughter Mrs
  • Quilp, and, besides, it was not supporting the family credit to
  • encourage the idea that she had married a man whom nobody else would
  • have. On the other hand, to exaggerate the captivating qualities of her
  • son-in-law would be to weaken the cause of revolt, in which all her
  • energies were deeply engaged. Beset by these opposing considerations,
  • Mrs Jiniwin admitted the powers of insinuation, but denied the right to
  • govern, and with a timely compliment to the stout lady brought back the
  • discussion to the point from which it had strayed.
  • ‘Oh! It’s a sensible and proper thing indeed, what Mrs George has
  • said!’ exclaimed the old lady. ‘If women are only true to
  • themselves!--But Betsy isn’t, and more’s the shame and pity.’
  • ‘Before I’d let a man order me about as Quilp orders her,’ said Mrs
  • George, ‘before I’d consent to stand in awe of a man as she does of
  • him, I’d--I’d kill myself, and write a letter first to say he did it!’
  • This remark being loudly commended and approved of, another lady (from
  • the Minories) put in her word:
  • ‘Mr Quilp may be a very nice man,’ said this lady, ‘and I supposed
  • there’s no doubt he is, because Mrs Quilp says he is, and Mrs Jiniwin
  • says he is, and they ought to know, or nobody does. But still he is not
  • quite a--what one calls a handsome man, nor quite a young man neither,
  • which might be a little excuse for him if anything could be; whereas
  • his wife is young, and is good-looking, and is a woman--which is the
  • greatest thing after all.’
  • This last clause being delivered with extraordinary pathos, elicited a
  • corresponding murmer from the hearers, stimulated by which the lady
  • went on to remark that if such a husband was cross and unreasonable
  • with such a wife, then--
  • ‘If he is!’ interposed the mother, putting down her tea-cup and
  • brushing the crumbs out of her lap, preparatory to making a solemn
  • declaration. ‘If he is! He is the greatest tyrant that every lived, she
  • daren’t call her soul her own, he makes her tremble with a word and
  • even with a look, he frightens her to death, and she hasn’t the spirit
  • to give him a word back, no, not a single word.’
  • Notwithstanding that the fact had been notorious beforehand to all the
  • tea-drinkers, and had been discussed and expatiated on at every
  • tea-drinking in the neighbourhood for the last twelve months, this
  • official communication was no sooner made than they all began to talk
  • at once and to vie with each other in vehemence and volubility. Mrs
  • George remarked that people would talk, that people had often said this
  • to her before, that Mrs Simmons then and there present had told her so
  • twenty times, that she had always said, ‘No, Henrietta Simmons, unless
  • I see it with my own eyes and hear it with my own ears, I never will
  • believe it.’ Mrs Simmons corroborated this testimony and added strong
  • evidence of her own. The lady from the Minories recounted a successful
  • course of treatment under which she had placed her own husband, who,
  • from manifesting one month after marriage unequivocal symptoms of the
  • tiger, had by this means become subdued into a perfect lamb. Another
  • lady recounted her own personal struggle and final triumph, in the
  • course whereof she had found it necessary to call in her mother and two
  • aunts, and to weep incessantly night and day for six weeks. A third,
  • who in the general confusion could secure no other listener, fastened
  • herself upon a young woman still unmarried who happened to be amongst
  • them, and conjured her, as she valued her own peace of mind and
  • happiness to profit by this solemn occasion, to take example from the
  • weakness of Mrs Quilp, and from that time forth to direct her whole
  • thoughts to taming and subduing the rebellious spirit of man. The noise
  • was at its height, and half the company had elevated their voices into
  • a perfect shriek in order to drown the voices of the other half, when
  • Mrs Jiniwin was seen to change colour and shake her forefinger
  • stealthily, as if exhorting them to silence. Then, and not until then,
  • Daniel Quilp himself, the cause and occasion of all this clamour, was
  • observed to be in the room, looking on and listening with profound
  • attention.
  • ‘Go on, ladies, go on,’ said Daniel. ‘Mrs Quilp, pray ask the ladies to
  • stop to supper, and have a couple of lobsters and something light and
  • palatable.’
  • ‘I--I--didn’t ask them to tea, Quilp,’ stammered his wife. ‘It’s quite
  • an accident.’
  • ‘So much the better, Mrs Quilp; these accidental parties are always the
  • pleasantest,’ said the dwarf, rubbing his hands so hard that he seemed
  • to be engaged in manufacturing, of the dirt with which they were
  • encrusted, little charges for popguns. ‘What! Not going, ladies, you
  • are not going, surely!’
  • His fair enemies tossed their heads slightly as they sought their
  • respective bonnets and shawls, but left all verbal contention to Mrs
  • Jiniwin, who finding herself in the position of champion, made a faint
  • struggle to sustain the character.
  • ‘And why not stop to supper, Quilp,’ said the old lady, ‘if my daughter
  • had a mind?’
  • ‘To be sure,’ rejoined Daniel. ‘Why not?’
  • ‘There’s nothing dishonest or wrong in a supper, I hope?’ said Mrs
  • Jiniwin.
  • ‘Surely not,’ returned the dwarf. ‘Why should there be? Nor anything
  • unwholesome, either, unless there’s lobster-salad or prawns, which I’m
  • told are not good for digestion.’
  • ‘And you wouldn’t like your wife to be attacked with that, or anything
  • else that would make her uneasy would you?’ said Mrs Jiniwin.
  • ‘Not for a score of worlds,’ replied the dwarf with a grin. ‘Not even
  • to have a score of mothers-in-law at the same time--and what a blessing
  • that would be!’
  • ‘My daughter’s your wife, Mr Quilp, certainly,’ said the old lady with
  • a giggle, meant for satirical and to imply that he needed to be
  • reminded of the fact; ‘your wedded wife.’
  • ‘So she is, certainly. So she is,’ observed the dwarf.
  • ‘And she has a right to do as she likes, I hope, Quilp,’ said the
  • old lady trembling, partly with anger and partly with a secret fear of
  • her impish son-in-law.
  • ‘Hope she has!’ he replied. ‘Oh! Don’t you know she has? Don’t you know
  • she has, Mrs Jiniwin?
  • ‘I know she ought to have, Quilp, and would have, if she was of my way
  • of thinking.’
  • ‘Why an’t you of your mother’s way of thinking, my dear?’ said the
  • dwarf, turing round and addressing his wife, ‘why don’t you always
  • imitate your mother, my dear? She’s the ornament of her sex--your
  • father said so every day of his life. I am sure he did.’
  • ‘Her father was a blessed creetur, Quilp, and worthy twenty thousand of
  • some people,’ said Mrs Jiniwin; ‘twenty hundred million thousand.’
  • ‘I should like to have known him,’ remarked the dwarf. ‘I dare say he
  • was a blessed creature then; but I’m sure he is now. It was a happy
  • release. I believe he had suffered a long time?’
  • The old lady gave a gasp, but nothing came of it; Quilp resumed, with
  • the same malice in his eye and the same sarcastic politeness on his
  • tongue.
  • ‘You look ill, Mrs Jiniwin; I know you have been exciting yourself too
  • much--talking perhaps, for it is your weakness. Go to bed. Do go to
  • bed.’
  • ‘I shall go when I please, Quilp, and not before.’
  • ‘But please to do now. Do please to go now,’ said the dwarf.
  • The old woman looked angrily at him, but retreated as he advanced, and
  • falling back before him, suffered him to shut the door upon her and
  • bolt her out among the guests, who were by this time crowding
  • downstairs. Being left along with his wife, who sat trembling in a
  • corner with her eyes fixed upon the ground, the little man planted
  • himself before her, and folding his arms looked steadily at her for a
  • long time without speaking.
  • ‘Mrs Quilp,’ he said at last.
  • ‘Yes, Quilp,’ she replead meekly.
  • Instead of pursuing the theme he had in his mind, Quilp folded his arms
  • again, and looked at her more sternly than before, while she averted
  • her eyes and kept them on the ground.
  • ‘Mrs Quilp.’
  • ‘Yes, Quilp.’
  • ‘If ever you listen to these beldames again, I’ll bite you.’
  • With this laconic threat, which he accompanied with a snarl that gave
  • him the appearance of being particularly in earnest, Mr Quilp bade her
  • clear the teaboard away, and bring the rum. The spirit being set before
  • him in a huge case-bottle, which had originally come out of some ship’s
  • locker, he settled himself in an arm-chair with his large head and face
  • squeezed up against the back, and his little legs planted on the table.
  • ‘Now, Mrs Quilp,’ he said; ‘I feel in a smoking humour, and shall
  • probably blaze away all night. But sit where you are, if you please, in
  • case I want you.’
  • His wife returned no other reply than the necessary ‘Yes, Quilp,’ and
  • the small lord of the creation took his first cigar and mixed his first
  • glass of grog. The sun went down and the stars peeped out, the Tower
  • turned from its own proper colours to grey and from grey to black, the
  • room became perfectly dark and the end of the cigar a deep fiery red,
  • but still Mr Quilp went on smoking and drinking in the same position,
  • and staring listlessly out of window with the doglike smile always on
  • his face, save when Mrs Quilp made some involuntary movement of
  • restlessness or fatigue; and then it expanded into a grin of delight.
  • CHAPTER 5
  • Whether Mr Quilp took any sleep by snatches of a few winks at a time,
  • or whether he sat with his eyes wide open all night long, certain it is
  • that he kept his cigar alight, and kindled every fresh one from the
  • ashes of that which was nearly consumed, without requiring the
  • assistance of a candle. Nor did the striking of the clocks, hour after
  • hour, appear to inspire him with any sense of drowsiness or any natural
  • desire to go to rest, but rather to increase his wakefulness, which he
  • showed, at every such indication of the progress of the night, by a
  • suppressed cackling in his throat, and a motion of his shoulders, like
  • one who laughs heartily but the same time slyly and by stealth.
  • At length the day broke, and poor Mrs Quilp, shivering with cold of
  • early morning and harassed by fatigue and want of sleep, was discovered
  • sitting patiently on her chair, raising her eyes at intervals in mute
  • appeal to the compassion and clemency of her lord, and gently reminding
  • him by an occasion cough that she was still unpardoned and that her
  • penance had been of long duration. But her dwarfish spouse still smoked
  • his cigar and drank his rum without heeding her; and it was not until
  • the sun had some time risen, and the activity and noise of city day
  • were rife in the street, that he deigned to recognize her presence by
  • any word or sign. He might not have done so even then, but for certain
  • impatient tapping at the door he seemed to denote that some pretty hard
  • knuckles were actively engaged upon the other side.
  • ‘Why dear me!’ he said looking round with a malicious grin, ‘it’s day.
  • Open the door, sweet Mrs Quilp!’
  • His obedient wife withdrew the bolt, and her lady mother entered.
  • Now, Mrs Jiniwin bounced into the room with great impetuosity; for,
  • supposing her son-in-law to be still a-bed, she had come to relieve her
  • feelings by pronouncing a strong opinion upon his general conduct and
  • character. Seeing that he was up and dressed, and that the room
  • appeared to have been occupied ever since she quitted it on the
  • previous evening, she stopped short, in some embarrassment.
  • Nothing escaped the hawk’s eye of the ugly little man, who, perfectly
  • understanding what passed in the old lady’s mind, turned uglier still
  • in the fulness of his satisfaction, and bade her good morning, with a
  • leer or triumph.
  • ‘Why, Betsy,’ said the old woman, ‘you haven’t been--you don’t mean to
  • say you’ve been a--’
  • ‘Sitting up all night?’ said Quilp, supplying the conclusion of the
  • sentence. ‘Yes she has!’
  • ‘All night?’ cried Mrs Jiniwin.
  • ‘Ay, all night. Is the dear old lady deaf?’ said Quilp, with a smile of
  • which a frown was part. ‘Who says man and wife are bad company? Ha ha!
  • The time has flown.’
  • ‘You’re a brute!’ exclaimed Mrs Jiniwin.
  • ‘Come come,’ said Quilp, wilfully misunderstanding her, of course, ‘you
  • mustn’t call her names. She’s married now, you know. And though she did
  • beguile the time and keep me from my bed, you must not be so tenderly
  • careful of me as to be out of humour with her. Bless you for a dear
  • old lady. Here’s to your health!’
  • ‘I am much obliged to you,’ returned the old woman, testifying by a
  • certain restlessness in her hands a vehement desire to shake her
  • matronly fist at her son-in-law. ‘Oh! I’m very much obliged to you!’
  • ‘Grateful soul!’ cried the dwarf. ‘Mrs Quilp.’
  • ‘Yes, Quilp,’ said the timid sufferer.
  • ‘Help your mother to get breakfast, Mrs Quilp. I am going to the wharf
  • this morning--the earlier the better, so be quick.’
  • Mrs Jiniwin made a faint demonstration of rebellion by sitting down in
  • a chair near the door and folding her arms as if in a resolute
  • determination to do nothing. But a few whispered words from her
  • daughter, and a kind inquiry from her son-in-law whether she felt
  • faint, with a hint that there was abundance of cold water in the next
  • apartment, routed these symptoms effectually, and she applied herself
  • to the prescribed preparations with sullen diligence.
  • While they were in progress, Mr Quilp withdrew to the adjoining room,
  • and, turning back his coat-collar, proceeded to smear his countenance
  • with a damp towel of very unwholesome appearance, which made his
  • complexion rather more cloudy than it was before. But, while he was
  • thus engaged, his caution and inquisitiveness did not forsake him, for
  • with a face as sharp and cunning as ever, he often stopped, even in
  • this short process, and stood listening for any conversation in the
  • next room, of which he might be the theme.
  • ‘Ah!’ he said after a short effort of attention, ‘it was not the towel
  • over my ears, I thought it wasn’t. I’m a little hunchy villain and a
  • monster, am I, Mrs Jiniwin? Oh!’
  • The pleasure of this discovery called up the old doglike smile in full
  • force. When he had quite done with it, he shook himself in a very
  • doglike manner, and rejoined the ladies.
  • Mr Quilp now walked up to front of a looking-glass, and was standing
  • there putting on his neckerchief, when Mrs Jiniwin happening to be
  • behind him, could not resist the inclination she felt to shake her fist
  • at her tyrant son-in-law. It was the gesture of an instant, but as she
  • did so and accompanied the action with a menacing look, she met his eye
  • in the glass, catching her in the very act. The same glance at the
  • mirror conveyed to her the reflection of a horribly grotesque and
  • distorted face with the tongue lolling out; and the next instant the
  • dwarf, turning about with a perfectly bland and placid look, inquired
  • in a tone of great affection.
  • ‘How are you now, my dear old darling?’
  • Slight and ridiculous as the incident was, it made him appear such a
  • little fiend, and withal such a keen and knowing one, that the old
  • woman felt too much afraid of him to utter a single word, and suffered
  • herself to be led with extraordinary politeness to the breakfast-table.
  • Here he by no means diminished the impression he had just produced, for
  • he ate hard eggs, shell and all, devoured gigantic prawns with the
  • heads and tails on, chewed tobacco and water-cresses at the same time
  • and with extraordinary greediness, drank boiling tea without winking,
  • bit his fork and spoon till they bent again, and in short performed so
  • many horrifying and uncommon acts that the women were nearly frightened
  • out of their wits, and began to doubt if he were really a human
  • creature. At last, having gone through these proceedings and many
  • others which were equally a part of his system, Mr Quilp left them,
  • reduced to a very obedient and humbled state, and betook himself to the
  • river-side, where he took boat for the wharf on which he had bestowed
  • his name.
  • It was flood tide when Daniel Quilp sat himself down in the ferry to
  • cross to the opposite shore. A fleet of barges were coming lazily on,
  • some sideways, some head first, some stern first; all in a
  • wrong-headed, dogged, obstinate way, bumping up against the larger
  • craft, running under the bows of steamboats, getting into every kind of
  • nook and corner where they had no business, and being crunched on all
  • sides like so many walnut-shells; while each with its pair of long
  • sweeps struggling and splashing in the water looked like some lumbering
  • fish in pain. In some of the vessels at anchor all hands were busily
  • engaged in coiling ropes, spreading out sails to dry, taking in or
  • discharging their cargoes; in others no life was visible but two or
  • three tarry boys, and perhaps a barking dog running to and fro upon the
  • deck or scrambling up to look over the side and bark the louder for the
  • view. Coming slowly on through the forests of masts was a great
  • steamship, beating the water in short impatient strokes with her heavy
  • paddles as though she wanted room to breathe, and advancing in her huge
  • bulk like a sea monster among the minnows of the Thames. On either hand
  • were long black tiers of colliers; between them vessels slowly working
  • out of harbour with sails glistening in the sun, and creaking noise on
  • board, re-echoed from a hundred quarters. The water and all upon it was
  • in active motion, dancing and buoyant and bubbling up; while the old
  • grey Tower and piles of building on the shore, with many a church-spire
  • shooting up between, looked coldly on, and seemed to disdain their
  • chafing, restless neighbour.
  • Daniel Quilp, who was not much affected by a bright morning save in so
  • far as it spared him the trouble of carrying an umbrella, caused
  • himself to be put ashore hard by the wharf, and proceeded thither
  • through a narrow lane which, partaking of the amphibious character of
  • its frequenters, had as much water as mud in its composition, and a
  • very liberal supply of both. Arrived at his destination, the first
  • object that presented itself to his view was a pair of very imperfectly
  • shod feet elevated in the air with the soles upwards, which remarkable
  • appearance was referable to the boy, who being of an eccentric spirit
  • and having a natural taste for tumbling, was now standing on his head
  • and contemplating the aspect of the river under these uncommon
  • circumstances. He was speedily brought on his heels by the sound of his
  • master’s voice, and as soon as his head was in its right position, Mr
  • Quilp, to speak expressively in the absence of a better verb, ‘punched
  • it’ for him.
  • ‘Come, you let me alone,’ said the boy, parrying Quilp’s hand with both
  • his elbows alternatively. ‘You’ll get something you won’t like if you
  • don’t and so I tell you.’
  • ‘You dog,’ snarled Quilp, ‘I’ll beat you with an iron rod, I’ll scratch
  • you with a rusty nail, I’ll pinch your eyes, if you talk to me--I will.’
  • With these threats he clenched his hand again, and dexterously diving
  • in between the elbows and catching the boy’s head as it dodged from
  • side to side, gave it three or four good hard knocks. Having now
  • carried his point and insisted on it, he left off.
  • ‘You won’t do it agin,’ said the boy, nodding his head and drawing
  • back, with the elbows ready in case of the worst; ‘now--’
  • ‘Stand still, you dog,’ said Quilp. ‘I won’t do it again, because I’ve
  • done it as often as I want. Here. Take the key.’
  • ‘Why don’t you hit one of your size?’ said the boy approaching very
  • slowly.
  • ‘Where is there one of my size, you dog?’ returned Quilp. ‘Take the
  • key, or I’ll brain you with it’--indeed he gave him a smart tap with
  • the handle as he spoke. ‘Now, open the counting-house.’
  • The boy sulkily complied, muttering at first, but desisting when he
  • looked round and saw that Quilp was following him with a steady look.
  • And here it may be remarked, that between this boy and the dwarf there
  • existed a strange kind of mutual liking. How born or bred, and or
  • nourished upon blows and threats on one side, and retorts and defiances
  • on the other, is not to the purpose. Quilp would certainly suffer
  • nobody to contract him but the boy, and the boy would assuredly not
  • have submitted to be so knocked about by anybody but Quilp, when he had
  • the power to run away at any time he chose.
  • ‘Now,’ said Quilp, passing into the wooden counting-house, ‘you mind
  • the wharf. Stand upon your head agin, and I’ll cut one of your feet
  • off.’
  • The boy made no answer, but directly Quilp had shut himself in, stood
  • on his head before the door, then walked on his hands to the back and
  • stood on his head there, and then to the opposite side and repeated the
  • performance. There were indeed four sides to the counting-house, but he
  • avoided that one where the window was, deeming it probable that Quilp
  • would be looking out of it. This was prudent, for in point of fact, the
  • dwarf, knowing his disposition, was lying in wait at a little distance
  • from the sash armed with a large piece of wood, which, being rough and
  • jagged and studded in many parts with broken nails, might possibly have
  • hurt him.
  • It was a dirty little box, this counting-house, with nothing in it but
  • an old ricketty desk and two stools, a hat-peg, an ancient almanack, an
  • inkstand with no ink, and the stump of one pen, and an eight-day clock
  • which hadn’t gone for eighteen years at least, and of which the
  • minute-hand had been twisted off for a tooth-pick. Daniel Quilp pulled
  • his hat over his brows, climbed on to the desk (which had a flat top)
  • and stretching his short length upon it went to sleep with ease of an
  • old practitioner; intending, no doubt, to compensate himself for the
  • deprivation of last night’s rest, by a long and sound nap.
  • Sound it might have been, but long it was not, for he had not been
  • asleep a quarter of an hour when the boy opened the door and thrust in
  • his head, which was like a bundle of badly-picked oakum. Quilp was a
  • light sleeper and started up directly.
  • ‘Here’s somebody for you,’ said the boy.
  • ‘Who?’
  • ‘I don’t know.’
  • ‘Ask!’ said Quilp, seizing the trifle of wood before mentioned and
  • throwing it at him with such dexterity that it was well the boy
  • disappeared before it reached the spot on which he had stood. ‘Ask, you
  • dog.’
  • Not caring to venture within range of such missles again, the boy
  • discreetly sent in his stead the first cause of the interruption, who
  • now presented herself at the door.
  • ‘What, Nelly!’ cried Quilp.
  • ‘Yes,’ said the child, hesitating whether to enter or retreat, for the
  • dwarf just roused, with his dishevelled hair hanging all about him and
  • a yellow handkerchief over his head, was something fearful to behold;
  • it’s only me, sir.’
  • ‘Come in,’ said Quilp, without getting off the desk. ‘Come in. Stay.
  • Just look out into the yard, and see whether there’s a boy standing on
  • his head.’
  • ‘No, sir,’ replied Nell. ‘He’s on his feet.’
  • ‘You’re sure he is?’ said Quilp. ‘Well. Now, come in and shut the door.
  • What’s your message, Nelly?’
  • The child handed him a letter. Mr Quilp, without changing his position
  • further than to turn over a little more on his side and rest his chin
  • on his hand, proceeded to make himself acquainted with its contents.
  • CHAPTER 6
  • Little Nell stood timidly by, with her eyes raised to the countenance
  • of Mr Quilp as he read the letter, plainly showing by her looks that
  • while she entertained some fear and distrust of the little man, she was
  • much inclined to laugh at his uncouth appearance and grotesque
  • attitude. And yet there was visible on the part of the child a painful
  • anxiety for his reply, and consciousness of his power to render it
  • disagreeable or distressing, which was strongly at variance with this
  • impulse and restrained it more effectually than she could possibly have
  • done by any efforts of her own.
  • That Mr Quilp was himself perplexed, and that in no small degree, by
  • the contents of the letter, was sufficiently obvious. Before he had got
  • through the first two or three lines he began to open his eyes very
  • wide and to frown most horribly, the next two or three caused him to
  • scratch his head in an uncommonly vicious manner, and when he came to
  • the conclusion he gave a long dismal whistle indicative of surprise and
  • dismay. After folding and laying it down beside him, he bit the nails
  • of all of his ten fingers with extreme voracity; and taking it up
  • sharply, read it again. The second perusal was to all appearance as
  • unsatisfactory as the first, and plunged him into a profound reverie
  • from which he awakened to another assault upon his nails and a long
  • stare at the child, who with her eyes turned towards the ground awaited
  • his further pleasure.
  • ‘Halloa here!’ he said at length, in a voice, and with a suddenness,
  • which made the child start as though a gun had been fired off at her
  • ear. ‘Nelly!’
  • ‘Yes, sir.’
  • ‘Do you know what’s inside this letter, Nell?’
  • ‘No, sir!’
  • ‘Are you sure, quite sure, quite certain, upon your soul?’
  • ‘Quite sure, sir.’
  • ‘Do you wish you may die if you do know, hey?’ said the dwarf.
  • ‘Indeed I don’t know,’ returned the child.
  • ‘Well!’ muttered Quilp as he marked her earnest look. ‘I believe you.
  • Humph! Gone already? Gone in four-and-twenty hours! What the devil has
  • he done with it, that’s the mystery!’
  • This reflection set him scratching his head and biting his nails once
  • more. While he was thus employed his features gradually relaxed into
  • what was with him a cheerful smile, but which in any other man would
  • have been a ghastly grin of pain, and when the child looked up again
  • she found that he was regarding her with extraordinary favour and
  • complacency.
  • ‘You look very pretty to-day, Nelly, charmingly pretty. Are you tired,
  • Nelly?’
  • ‘No, sir. I’m in a hurry to get back, for he will be anxious while I am
  • away.’
  • ‘There’s no hurry, little Nell, no hurry at all,’ said Quilp. ‘How
  • should you like to be my number two, Nelly?’
  • ‘To be what, sir?’
  • ‘My number two, Nelly, my second, my Mrs Quilp,’ said the dwarf.
  • The child looked frightened, but seemed not to understand him, which Mr
  • Quilp observing, hastened to make his meaning more distinctly.
  • ‘To be Mrs Quilp the second, when Mrs Quilp the first is dead, sweet
  • Nell,’ said Quilp, wrinkling up his eyes and luring her towards him
  • with his bent forefinger, ‘to be my wife, my little cherry-cheeked,
  • red-lipped wife. Say that Mrs Quilp lives five year, or only four,
  • you’ll be just the proper age for me. Ha ha! Be a good girl, Nelly, a
  • very good girl, and see if one of these days you don’t come to be Mrs
  • Quilp of Tower Hill.’
  • So far from being sustained and stimulated by this delightful prospect,
  • the child shrank from him in great agitation, and trembled violently.
  • Mr Quilp, either because frightening anybody afforded him a
  • constitutional delight, or because it was pleasant to contemplate the
  • death of Mrs Quilp number one, and the elevation of Mrs Quilp number
  • two to her post and title, or because he was determined from purposes
  • of his own to be agreeable and good-humoured at that particular time,
  • only laughed and feigned to take no heed of her alarm.
  • ‘You shall come with me to Tower Hill and see Mrs Quilp that is,
  • directly,’ said the dwarf. ‘She’s very fond of you, Nell, though not so
  • fond as I am. You shall come home with me.’
  • ‘I must go back indeed,’ said the child. ‘He told me to return directly
  • I had the answer.’
  • ‘But you haven’t it, Nelly,’ retorted the dwarf, ‘and won’t have it,
  • and can’t have it, until I have been home, so you see that to do your
  • errand, you must go with me. Reach me yonder hat, my dear, and we’ll go
  • directly.’ With that, Mr Quilp suffered himself to roll gradually off
  • the desk until his short legs touched the ground, when he got upon them
  • and led the way from the counting-house to the wharf outside, when the
  • first objects that presented themselves were the boy who had stood on
  • his head and another young gentleman of about his own stature, rolling
  • in the mud together, locked in a tight embrace, and cuffing each other
  • with mutual heartiness.
  • ‘It’s Kit!’ cried Nelly, clasping her hand, ‘poor Kit who came with me!
  • Oh, pray stop them, Mr Quilp!’
  • ‘I’ll stop ‘em,’ cried Quilp, diving into the little counting-house and
  • returning with a thick stick, ‘I’ll stop ‘em. Now, my boys, fight away.
  • I’ll fight you both. I’ll take both of you, both together, both
  • together!’
  • With which defiances the dwarf flourished his cudgel, and dancing round
  • the combatants and treading upon them and skipping over them, in a kind
  • of frenzy, laid about him, now on one and now on the other, in a most
  • desperate manner, always aiming at their heads and dealing such blows
  • as none but the veriest little savage would have inflicted. This being
  • warmer work than they had calculated upon, speedily cooled the courage
  • of the belligerents, who scrambled to their feet and called for quarter.
  • ‘I’ll beat you to a pulp, you dogs,’ said Quilp, vainly endeavoring to
  • get near either of them for a parting blow. ‘I’ll bruise you until
  • you’re copper-coloured, I’ll break your faces till you haven’t a
  • profile between you, I will.’
  • ‘Come, you drop that stick or it’ll be worse for you,’ said his boy,
  • dodging round him and watching an opportunity to rush in; ‘you drop
  • that stick.’
  • ‘Come a little nearer, and I’ll drop it on your skull, you dog,’ said
  • Quilp, with gleaming eyes; ‘a little nearer--nearer yet.’
  • But the boy declined the invitation until his master was apparently a
  • little off his guard, when he darted in and seizing the weapon tried to
  • wrest it from his grasp. Quilp, who was as strong as a lion, easily
  • kept his hold until the boy was tugging at it with his utmost power,
  • when he suddenly let it go and sent him reeling backwards, so that he
  • fell violently upon his head. The success of this manoeuvre tickled Mr
  • Quilp beyond description, and he laughed and stamped upon the ground as
  • at a most irresistible jest.
  • ‘Never mind,’ said the boy, nodding his head and rubbing it at the same
  • time; ‘you see if ever I offer to strike anybody again because they say
  • you’re an uglier dwarf than can be seen anywheres for a penny, that’s
  • all.’
  • ‘Do you mean to say, I’m not, you dog?’ returned Quilp.
  • ‘No!’ retorted the boy.
  • ‘Then what do you fight on my wharf for, you villain?’ said Quilp.
  • ‘Because he said so,’ replied the boy, pointing to Kit, ‘not because you
  • an’t.’
  • ‘Then why did he say,’ bawled Kit, ‘that Miss Nelly was ugly, and that
  • she and my master was obliged to do whatever his master liked? Why did
  • he say that?’
  • ‘He said what he did because he’s a fool, and you said what you did
  • because you’re very wise and clever--almost too clever to live, unless
  • you’re very careful of yourself, Kit.’ said Quilp, with great suavity
  • in his manner, but still more of quiet malice about his eyes and mouth.
  • ‘Here’s sixpence for you, Kit. Always speak the truth. At all times,
  • Kit, speak the truth. Lock the counting-house, you dog, and bring me
  • the key.’
  • The other boy, to whom this order was addressed, did as he was told,
  • and was rewarded for his partizanship in behalf of his master, by a
  • dexterous rap on the nose with the key, which brought the water into
  • his eyes. Then Mr Quilp departed with the child and Kit in a boat, and
  • the boy revenged himself by dancing on his head at intervals on the
  • extreme verge of the wharf, during the whole time they crossed the
  • river.
  • There was only Mrs Quilp at home, and she, little expecting the return
  • of her lord, was just composing herself for a refreshing slumber when
  • the sound of his footsteps roused her. She had barely time to seem to
  • be occupied in some needle-work, when he entered, accompanied by the
  • child; having left Kit downstairs.
  • ‘Here’s Nelly Trent, dear Mrs Quilp,’ said her husband. ‘A glass of
  • wine, my dear, and a biscuit, for she has had a long walk. She’ll sit
  • with you, my soul, while I write a letter.’
  • Mrs Quilp looked tremblingly in her spouse’s face to know what this
  • unusual courtesy might portend, and obedient to the summons she saw in
  • his gesture, followed him into the next room.
  • ‘Mind what I say to you,’ whispered Quilp. ‘See if you can get out of
  • her anything about her grandfather, or what they do, or how they live,
  • or what he tells her. I’ve my reasons for knowing, if I can. You women
  • talk more freely to one another than you do to us, and you have a soft,
  • mild way with you that’ll win upon her. Do you hear?’
  • ‘Yes, Quilp.’
  • ‘Go then. What’s the matter now?’
  • ‘Dear Quilp,’ faltered his wife. ‘I love the child--if you could do
  • without making me deceive her--’
  • The dwarf muttering a terrible oath looked round as if for some weapon
  • with which to inflict condign punishment upon his disobedient wife. The
  • submissive little woman hurriedly entreated him not to be angry, and
  • promised to do as he bade her.
  • ‘Do you hear me,’ whispered Quilp, nipping and pinching her arm; ‘worm
  • yourself into her secrets; I know you can. I’m listening, recollect. If
  • you’re not sharp enough, I’ll creak the door, and woe betide you if I
  • have to creak it much. Go!’
  • Mrs Quilp departed according to order, and her amiable husband,
  • ensconcing himself behind the partly opened door, and applying his ear
  • close to it, began to listen with a face of great craftiness and
  • attention.
  • Poor Mrs Quilp was thinking, however, in what manner to begin or what
  • kind of inquiries she could make; and it was not until the door,
  • creaking in a very urgent manner, warned her to proceed without further
  • consideration, that the sound of her voice was heard.
  • ‘How very often you have come backwards and forwards lately to Mr
  • Quilp, my dear.’
  • ‘I have said so to grandfather, a hundred times,’ returned Nell
  • innocently.
  • ‘And what has he said to that?’
  • ‘Only sighed, and dropped his head, and seemed so sad and wretched that
  • if you could have seen him I am sure you must have cried; you could not
  • have helped it more than I, I know. How that door creaks!’
  • ‘It often does.’ returned Mrs Quilp, with an uneasy glance towards it.
  • ‘But your grandfather--he used not to be so wretched?’
  • ‘Oh, no!’ said the child eagerly, ‘so different! We were once so happy
  • and he so cheerful and contented! You cannot think what a sad change
  • has fallen on us since.’
  • ‘I am very, very sorry, to hear you speak like this, my dear!’ said Mrs
  • Quilp. And she spoke the truth.
  • ‘Thank you,’ returned the child, kissing her cheek, ‘you are always
  • kind to me, and it is a pleasure to talk to you. I can speak to no one
  • else about him, but poor Kit. I am very happy still, I ought to feel
  • happier perhaps than I do, but you cannot think how it grieves me
  • sometimes to see him alter so.’
  • ‘He’ll alter again, Nelly,’ said Mrs Quilp, ‘and be what he was before.’
  • ‘Oh, if God would only let that come about!’ said the child with
  • streaming eyes; ‘but it is a long time now, since he first began to--I
  • thought I saw that door moving!’
  • ‘It’s the wind,’ said Mrs Quilp, faintly. ‘Began to--’
  • ‘To be so thoughtful and dejected, and to forget our old way of
  • spending the time in the long evenings,’ said the child. ‘I used to
  • read to him by the fireside, and he sat listening, and when I stopped
  • and we began to talk, he told me about my mother, and how she once
  • looked and spoke just like me when she was a little child. Then he used
  • to take me on his knee, and try to make me understand that she was not
  • lying in her grave, but had flown to a beautiful country beyond the sky
  • where nothing died or ever grew old--we were very happy once!’
  • ‘Nelly, Nelly!’ said the poor woman, ‘I can’t bear to see one as young
  • as you so sorrowful. Pray don’t cry.’
  • ‘I do so very seldom,’ said Nell, ‘but I have kept this to myself a
  • long time, and I am not quite well, I think, for the tears come into my
  • eyes and I cannot keep them back. I don’t mind telling you my grief,
  • for I know you will not tell it to any one again.’
  • Mrs Quilp turned away her head and made no answer.
  • ‘Then,’ said the child, ‘we often walked in the fields and among the
  • green trees, and when we came home at night, we liked it better for
  • being tired, and said what a happy place it was. And if it was dark and
  • rather dull, we used to say, what did it matter to us, for it only made
  • us remember our last walk with greater pleasure, and look forward to
  • our next one. But now we never have these walks, and though it is the
  • same house it is darker and much more gloomy than it used to be,
  • indeed!’
  • She paused here, but though the door creaked more than once, Mrs Quilp
  • said nothing.
  • ‘Mind you don’t suppose,’ said the child earnestly, ‘that grandfather
  • is less kind to me than he was. I think he loves me better every day,
  • and is kinder and more affectionate than he was the day before. You do
  • not know how fond he is of me!’
  • ‘I am sure he loves you dearly,’ said Mrs Quilp.
  • ‘Indeed, indeed he does!’ cried Nell, ‘as dearly as I love him. But I
  • have not told you the greatest change of all, and this you must never
  • breathe again to any one. He has no sleep or rest, but that which he
  • takes by day in his easy chair; for every night and nearly all night
  • long he is away from home.’
  • ‘Nelly!’
  • ‘Hush!’ said the child, laying her finger on her lip and looking round.
  • ‘When he comes home in the morning, which is generally just before day,
  • I let him in. Last night he was very late, and it was quite light. I
  • saw that his face was deadly pale, that his eyes were bloodshot, and
  • that his legs trembled as he walked. When I had gone to bed again, I
  • heard him groan. I got up and ran back to him, and heard him say,
  • before he knew that I was there, that he could not bear his life much
  • longer, and if it was not for the child, would wish to die. What shall
  • I do! Oh! What shall I do!’
  • The fountains of her heart were opened; the child, overpowered by the
  • weight of her sorrows and anxieties, by the first confidence she had
  • ever shown, and the sympathy with which her little tale had been
  • received, hid her face in the arms of her helpless friend, and burst
  • into a passion of tears.
  • In a few minutes Mr Quilp returned, and expressed the utmost surprise
  • to find her in this condition, which he did very naturally and with
  • admirable effect, for that kind of acting had been rendered familiar to
  • him by long practice, and he was quite at home in it.
  • ‘She’s tired you see, Mrs Quilp,’ said the dwarf, squinting in a
  • hideous manner to imply that his wife was to follow his lead. ‘It’s a
  • long way from her home to the wharf, and then she was alarmed to see a
  • couple of young scoundrels fighting, and was timorous on the water
  • besides. All this together has been too much for her. Poor Nell!’
  • Mr Quilp unintentionally adopted the very best means he could have
  • devised for the recovery of his young visitor, by patting her on the
  • head. Such an application from any other hand might not have produced a
  • remarkable effect, but the child shrank so quickly from his touch and
  • felt such an instinctive desire to get out of his reach, that she rose
  • directly and declared herself ready to return.
  • ‘But you’d better wait, and dine with Mrs Quilp and me.’ said the dwarf.
  • ‘I have been away too long, sir, already,’ returned Nell, drying her
  • eyes.
  • ‘Well,’ said Mr Quilp, ‘if you will go, you will, Nelly. Here’s the
  • note. It’s only to say that I shall see him to-morrow or maybe next
  • day, and that I couldn’t do that little business for him this morning.
  • Good-bye, Nelly. Here, you sir; take care of her, d’ye hear?’
  • Kit, who appeared at the summons, deigned to make no reply to so
  • needless an injunction, and after staring at Quilp in a threatening
  • manner, as if he doubted whether he might not have been the cause of
  • Nelly shedding tears, and felt more than half disposed to revenge the
  • fact upon him on the mere suspicion, turned about and followed his
  • young mistress, who had by this time taken her leave of Mrs Quilp and
  • departed.
  • ‘You’re a keen questioner, an’t you, Mrs Quilp?’ said the dwarf,
  • turning upon her as soon as they were left alone.
  • ‘What more could I do?’ returned his wife mildly.
  • ‘What more could you do!’ sneered Quilp, ‘couldn’t you have done
  • something less? Couldn’t you have done what you had to do, without
  • appearing in your favourite part of the crocodile, you minx?’
  • ‘I am very sorry for the child, Quilp,’ said his wife. ‘Surely I’ve
  • done enough. I’ve led her on to tell her secret she supposed we were
  • alone; and you were by, God forgive me.’
  • ‘You led her on! You did a great deal truly!’ said Quilp. ‘What did I
  • tell you about making me creak the door? It’s lucky for you that from
  • what she let fall, I’ve got the clue I want, for if I hadn’t, I’d have
  • visited the failure upon you, I can tell you.’
  • Mrs Quilp being fully persuaded of this, made no reply. Her husband
  • added with some exultation,
  • ‘But you may thank your fortunate stars--the same stars that made you
  • Mrs Quilp--you may thank them that I’m upon the old gentleman’s track,
  • and have got a new light. So let me hear no more about this matter now
  • or at any other time, and don’t get anything too nice for dinner, for I
  • shan’t be home to it.’
  • So saying, Mr Quilp put his hat on and took himself off, and Mrs Quilp,
  • who was afflicted beyond measure by the recollection of the part she
  • had just acted, shut herself up in her chamber, and smothering her head
  • in the bed-clothes bemoaned her fault more bitterly than many less
  • tender-hearted persons would have mourned a much greater offence; for,
  • in the majority of cases, conscience is an elastic and very flexible
  • article, which will bear a deal of stretching and adapt itself to a
  • great variety of circumstances. Some people by prudent management and
  • leaving it off piece by piece like a flannel waistcoat in warm weather,
  • even contrive, in time, to dispense with it altogether; but there be
  • others who can assume the garment and throw it off at pleasure; and
  • this, being the greatest and most convenient improvement, is the one
  • most in vogue.
  • CHAPTER 7
  • ‘Fred,’ said Mr Swiveller, ‘remember the once popular melody of Begone
  • dull care; fan the sinking flame of hilarity with the wing of
  • friendship; and pass the rosy wine.’
  • Mr Richard Swiveller’s apartments were in the neighbourhood of Drury
  • Lane, and in addition to this convenience of situation had the
  • advantage of being over a tobacconist’s shop, so that he was enabled to
  • procure a refreshing sneeze at any time by merely stepping out upon the
  • staircase, and was saved the trouble and expense of maintaining a
  • snuff-box. It was in these apartments that Mr Swiveller made use of the
  • expressions above recorded for the consolation and encouragement of his
  • desponding friend; and it may not be uninteresting or improper to
  • remark that even these brief observations partook in a double sense of
  • the figurative and poetical character of Mr Swiveller’s mind, as the
  • rosy wine was in fact represented by one glass of cold gin-and-water,
  • which was replenished as occasion required from a bottle and jug upon
  • the table, and was passed from one to another, in a scarcity of
  • tumblers which, as Mr Swiveller’s was a bachelor’s establishment, may
  • be acknowledged without a blush. By a like pleasant fiction his single
  • chamber was always mentioned in a plural number. In its disengaged
  • times, the tobacconist had announced it in his window as ‘apartments’
  • for a single gentleman, and Mr Swiveller, following up the hint, never
  • failed to speak of it as his rooms, his lodgings, or his chambers,
  • conveying to his hearers a notion of indefinite space, and leaving
  • their imaginations to wander through long suites of lofty halls, at
  • pleasure.
  • In this flight of fancy, Mr Swiveller was assisted by a deceptive piece
  • of furniture, in reality a bedstead, but in semblance a bookcase, which
  • occupied a prominent situation in his chamber and seemed to defy
  • suspicion and challenge inquiry. There is no doubt that by day Mr
  • Swiveller firmly believed this secret convenience to be a bookcase and
  • nothing more; that he closed his eyes to the bed, resolutely denied the
  • existence of the blankets, and spurned the bolster from his thoughts.
  • No word of its real use, no hint of its nightly service, no allusion to
  • its peculiar properties, had ever passed between him and his most
  • intimate friends. Implicit faith in the deception was the first article
  • of his creed. To be the friend of Swiveller you must reject all
  • circumstantial evidence, all reason, observation, and experience, and
  • repose a blind belief in the bookcase. It was his pet weakness, and he
  • cherished it.
  • ‘Fred!’ said Mr Swiveller, finding that his former adjuration had been
  • productive of no effect. ‘Pass the rosy.’
  • Young Trent with an impatient gesture pushed the glass towards him, and
  • fell again in the moody attitude from which he had been unwillingly
  • roused.
  • ‘I’ll give you, Fred,’ said his friend, stirring the mixture, ‘a little
  • sentiment appropriate to the occasion. Here’s May the--’
  • ‘Pshaw!’ interposed the other. ‘You worry me to death with your
  • chattering. You can be merry under any circumstances.’
  • ‘Why, Mr Trent,’ returned Dick, ‘there is a proverb which talks about
  • being merry and wise. There are some people who can be merry and can’t
  • be wise, and some who can be wise (or think they can) and can’t be
  • merry. I’m one of the first sort. If the proverb’s a good ‘un, I
  • suppose it’s better to keep to half of it than none; at all events, I’d
  • rather be merry and not wise, than like you, neither one nor t’other.’
  • ‘Bah!’ muttered his friend, peevishly.
  • ‘With all my heart,’ said Mr Swiveller. ‘In the polite circles I
  • believe this sort of thing isn’t usually said to a gentleman in his own
  • apartments, but never mind that. Make yourself at home,’ adding to this
  • retort an observation to the effect that his friend appeared to be
  • rather ‘cranky’ in point of temper, Richard Swiveller finished the
  • rosy and applied himself to the composition of another glassful, in
  • which, after tasting it with great relish, he proposed a toast to an
  • imaginary company.
  • ‘Gentlemen, I’ll give you, if you please, Success to the ancient family
  • of the Swivellers, and good luck to Mr Richard in particular--Mr
  • Richard, gentlemen,’ said Dick with great emphasis, ‘who spends all his
  • money on his friends and is Bah!’d for his pains. Hear, hear!’
  • ‘Dick!’ said the other, returning to his seat after having paced the
  • room twice or thrice, ‘will you talk seriously for two minutes, if I
  • show you a way to make your fortune with very little trouble?’
  • ‘You’ve shown me so many,’ returned Dick; ‘and nothing has come of any
  • one of ‘em but empty pockets--’
  • ‘You’ll tell a different story of this one, before a very long time is
  • over,’ said his companion, drawing his chair to the table. ‘You saw my
  • sister Nell?’
  • ‘What about her?’ returned Dick.
  • ‘She has a pretty face, has she not?’
  • ‘Why, certainly,’ replied Dick. ‘I must say for her that there’s not
  • any very strong family likeness between her and you.’
  • ‘Has she a pretty face,’ repeated his friend impatiently.
  • ‘Yes,’ said Dick, ‘she has a pretty face, a very pretty face. What of
  • that?’
  • ‘I’ll tell you,’ returned his friend. ‘It’s very plain that the old man
  • and I will remain at daggers drawn to the end of our lives, and that I
  • have nothing to expect from him. You see that, I suppose?’
  • ‘A bat might see that, with the sun shining,’ said Dick.
  • ‘It’s equally plain that the money which the old flint--rot him--first
  • taught me to expect that I should share with her at his death, will all
  • be hers, is it not?’
  • ‘I should said it was,’ replied Dick; ‘unless the way in which I put
  • the case to him, made an impression. It may have done so. It was
  • powerful, Fred. ‘Here is a jolly old grandfather’--that was strong, I
  • thought--very friendly and natural. Did it strike you in that way?’
  • ‘It didn’t strike him,’ returned the other, ‘so we needn’t discuss it.
  • Now look here. Nell is nearly fourteen.’
  • ‘Fine girl of her age, but small,’ observed Richard Swiveller
  • parenthetically.
  • ‘If I am to go on, be quiet for one minute,’ returned Trent, fretting
  • at the slight interest the other appeared to take in the conversation.
  • ‘Now I’m coming to the point.’
  • ‘That’s right,’ said Dick.
  • ‘The girl has strong affections, and brought up as she has been, may,
  • at her age, be easily influenced and persuaded. If I take her in hand,
  • I will be bound by a very little coaxing and threatening to bend her to
  • my will. Not to beat about the bush (for the advantages of the scheme
  • would take a week to tell) what’s to prevent your marrying her?’
  • Richard Swiveller, who had been looking over the rim of the tumbler
  • while his companion addressed the foregoing remarks to him with great
  • energy and earnestness of manner, no sooner heard these words than he
  • evinced the utmost consternation, and with difficulty ejaculated the
  • monosyllable:
  • ‘What!’
  • ‘I say, what’s to prevent,’ repeated the other with a steadiness of
  • manner, of the effect of which upon his companion he was well assured
  • by long experience, ‘what’s to prevent your marrying her?’
  • ‘And she “nearly fourteen”!’ cried Dick.
  • ‘I don’t mean marrying her now’--returned the brother angrily; ‘say in
  • two year’s time, in three, in four. Does the old man look like a
  • long-liver?’
  • ‘He don’t look like it,’ said Dick shaking his head, ‘but these old
  • people--there’s no trusting them, Fred. There’s an aunt of mine down in
  • Dorsetshire that was going to die when I was eight years old, and
  • hasn’t kept her word yet. They’re so aggravating, so unprincipled, so
  • spiteful--unless there’s apoplexy in the family, Fred, you can’t
  • calculate upon ‘em, and even then they deceive you just as often as
  • not.’
  • ‘Look at the worst side of the question then,’ said Trent as steadily
  • as before, and keeping his eyes upon his friend. ‘Suppose he lives.’
  • ‘To be sure,’ said Dick. ‘There’s the rub.’
  • ‘I say,’ resumed his friend, ‘suppose he lives, and I persuaded, or if
  • the word sounds more feasible, forced Nell to a secret marriage with
  • you. What do you think would come of that?’
  • ‘A family and an annual income of nothing, to keep ‘em on,’ said
  • Richard Swiveller after some reflection.
  • ‘I tell you,’ returned the other with an increased earnestness, which,
  • whether it were real or assumed, had the same effect on his companion,
  • ‘that he lives for her, that his whole energies and thoughts are bound
  • up in her, that he would no more disinherit her for an act of
  • disobedience than he would take me into his favour again for any act of
  • obedience or virtue that I could possibly be guilty of. He could not do
  • it. You or any other man with eyes in his head may see that, if he
  • chooses.’
  • ‘It seems improbable certainly,’ said Dick, musing.
  • ‘It seems improbable because it is improbable,’ his friend returned.
  • ‘If you would furnish him with an additional inducement to forgive you,
  • let there be an irreconcilable breach, a most deadly quarrel, between
  • you and me--let there be a pretense of such a thing, I mean, of
  • course--and he’ll do fast enough. As to Nell, constant dropping will
  • wear away a stone; you know you may trust to me as far as she is
  • concerned. So, whether he lives or dies, what does it come to? That
  • you become the sole inheritor of the wealth of this rich old hunks,
  • that you and I spend it together, and that you get into the bargain a
  • beautiful young wife.’
  • ‘I suppose there’s no doubt about his being rich’--said Dick.
  • ‘Doubt! Did you hear what he let fall the other day when we were
  • there? Doubt! What will you doubt next, Dick?’
  • It would be tedious to pursue the conversation through all its artful
  • windings, or to develope the gradual approaches by which the heart of
  • Richard Swiveller was gained. It is sufficient to know that vanity,
  • interest, poverty, and every spendthrift consideration urged him to
  • look upon the proposal with favour, and that where all other
  • inducements were wanting, the habitual carelessness of his disposition
  • stepped in and still weighed down the scale on the same side. To these
  • impulses must be added the complete ascendancy which his friend had
  • long been accustomed to exercise over him--an ascendancy exerted in the
  • beginning sorely at the expense of his friend’s vices, and was in nine
  • cases out of ten looked upon as his designing tempter when he was
  • indeed nothing but his thoughtless, light-headed tool.
  • The motives on the other side were something deeper than any which
  • Richard Swiveller entertained or understood, but these being left to
  • their own development, require no present elucidation. The negotiation
  • was concluded very pleasantly, and Mr Swiveller was in the act of
  • stating in flowery terms that he had no insurmountable objection to
  • marrying anybody plentifully endowed with money or moveables, who could
  • be induced to take him, when he was interrupted in his observations by
  • a knock at the door, and the consequent necessity of crying ‘Come in.’
  • The door was opened, but nothing came in except a soapy arm and a
  • strong gush of tobacco. The gush of tobacco came from the shop
  • downstairs, and the soapy arm proceeded from the body of a
  • servant-girl, who being then and there engaged in cleaning the stairs
  • had just drawn it out of a warm pail to take in a letter, which letter
  • she now held in her hand, proclaiming aloud with that quick perception
  • of surnames peculiar to her class that it was for Mister Snivelling.
  • Dick looked rather pale and foolish when he glanced at the direction,
  • and still more so when he came to look at the inside, observing that it
  • was one of the inconveniences of being a lady’s man, and that it was
  • very easy to talk as they had been talking, but he had quite forgotten
  • her.
  • ‘Her. Who?’ demanded Trent.
  • ‘Sophy Wackles,’ said Dick.
  • ‘Who’s she?’
  • ‘She’s all my fancy painted her, sir, that’s what she is,’ said Mr
  • Swiveller, taking a long pull at ‘the rosy’ and looking gravely at his
  • friend. ‘She’s lovely, she’s divine. You know her.’
  • ‘I remember,’ said his companion carelessly. ‘What of her?’
  • ‘Why, sir,’ returned Dick, ‘between Miss Sophia Wackles and the humble
  • individual who has now the honor to address you, warm and tender
  • sentiments have been engendered, sentiments of the most honourable and
  • inspiring kind. The Goddess Diana, sir, that calls aloud for the chase,
  • is not more particular in her behavior than Sophia Wackles; I can tell
  • you that.’
  • ‘Am I to believe there’s anything real in what you say?’ demanded his
  • friend; ‘you don’t mean to say that any love-making has been going on?’
  • ‘Love-making, yes. Promising, no,’ said Dick. ‘There can be no action
  • for breach, that’s one comfort. I’ve never committed myself in writing,
  • Fred.’
  • ‘And what’s in the letter, pray?’
  • ‘A reminder, Fred, for to-night--a small party of twenty, making two
  • hundred light fantastic toes in all, supposing every lady and gentleman
  • to have the proper complement. I must go, if it’s only to begin
  • breaking off the affair--I’ll do it, don’t you be afraid. I should like
  • to know whether she left this herself. If she did, unconscious of any
  • bar to her happiness, it’s affecting, Fred.’
  • To solve this question, Mr Swiveller summoned the handmaid and
  • ascertained that Miss Sophy Wackles had indeed left the letter with her
  • own hands; and that she had come accompanied, for decorum’s sake no
  • doubt, by a younger Miss Wackles; and that on learning that Mr
  • Swiveller was at home and being requested to walk upstairs, she was
  • extremely shocked and professed that she would rather die. Mr Swiveller
  • heard this account with a degree of admiration not altogether
  • consistent with the project in which he had just concurred, but his
  • friend attached very little importance to his behavior in this respect,
  • probably because he knew that he had influence sufficient to control
  • Richard Swiveller’s proceedings in this or any other matter, whenever
  • he deemed it necessary, for the advancement of his own purposes, to
  • exert it.
  • CHAPTER 8
  • Business disposed of, Mr Swiveller was inwardly reminded of its being
  • nigh dinner-time, and to the intent that his health might not be
  • endangered by longer abstinence, dispatched a message to the nearest
  • eating-house requiring an immediate supply of boiled beef and greens
  • for two. With this demand, however, the eating-house (having experience
  • of its customer) declined to comply, churlishly sending back for answer
  • that if Mr Swiveller stood in need of beef perhaps he would be so
  • obliging as to come there and eat it, bringing with him, as grace
  • before meat, the amount of a certain small account which had long been
  • outstanding. Not at all intimidated by this rebuff, but rather
  • sharpened in wits and appetite, Mr Swiveller forwarded the same message
  • to another and more distant eating-house, adding to it by way of rider
  • that the gentleman was induced to send so far, not only by the great
  • fame and popularity its beef had acquired, but in consequence of the
  • extreme toughness of the beef retailed at the obdurant cook’s shop,
  • which rendered it quite unfit not merely for gentlemanly food, but for
  • any human consumption. The good effect of this politic course was
  • demonstrated by the speedy arrival of a small pewter pyramid, curiously
  • constructed of platters and covers, whereof the boiled-beef-plates
  • formed the base, and a foaming quart-pot the apex; the structure being
  • resolved into its component parts afforded all things requisite and
  • necessary for a hearty meal, to which Mr Swiveller and his friend
  • applied themselves with great keenness and enjoyment.
  • ‘May the present moment,’ said Dick, sticking his fork into a large
  • carbuncular potato, ‘be the worst of our lives! I like the plan of
  • sending ‘em with the peel on; there’s a charm in drawing a potato from
  • its native element (if I may so express it) to which the rich and
  • powerful are strangers. Ah! “Man wants but little here below, nor wants
  • that little long!” How true that is!--after dinner.’
  • ‘I hope the eating-house keeper will want but little and that he may
  • not want that little long,’ returned his companion; but I suspect
  • you’ve no means of paying for this!’
  • ‘I shall be passing present, and I’ll call,’ said Dick, winking his eye
  • significantly. ‘The waiter’s quite helpless. The goods are gone, Fred,
  • and there’s an end of it.’
  • In point of fact, it would seem that the waiter felt this wholesome
  • truth, for when he returned for the empty plates and dishes and was
  • informed by Mr Swiveller with dignified carelessness that he would call
  • and settle when he should be passing presently, he displayed some
  • perturbation of spirit and muttered a few remarks about ‘payment on
  • delivery’ and ‘no trust,’ and other unpleasant subjects, but was fain
  • to content himself with inquiring at what hour it was likely that the
  • gentleman would call, in order that being presently responsible for the
  • beef, greens, and sundries, he might take to be in the way at the time.
  • Mr Swiveller, after mentally calculating his engagements to a nicety,
  • replied that he should look in at from two minutes before six and seven
  • minutes past; and the man disappearing with this feeble consolation,
  • Richard Swiveller took a greasy memorandum-book from his pocket and
  • made an entry therein.
  • ‘Is that a reminder, in case you should forget to call?’ said Trent
  • with a sneer.
  • ‘Not exactly, Fred,’ replied the imperturbable Richard, continuing to
  • write with a businesslike air. ‘I enter in this little book the names
  • of the streets that I can’t go down while the shops are open. This
  • dinner today closes Long Acre. I bought a pair of boots in Great Queen
  • Street last week, and made that no throughfare too. There’s only one
  • avenue to the Strand left often now, and I shall have to stop up that
  • to-night with a pair of gloves. The roads are closing so fast in every
  • direction, that in a month’s time, unless my aunt sends me a
  • remittance, I shall have to go three or four miles out of town to get
  • over the way.’
  • ‘There’s no fear of failing, in the end?’ said Trent.
  • ‘Why, I hope not,’ returned Mr Swiveller, ‘but the average number of
  • letters it take to soften her is six, and this time we have got as far
  • as eight without any effect at all. I’ll write another to-morrow
  • morning. I mean to blot it a good deal and shake some water over it out
  • of the pepper-castor to make it look penitent. “I’m in such a state of
  • mind that I hardly know what I write”--blot--“if you could see me at
  • this minute shedding tears for my past misconduct”--pepper-castor--“my
  • hand trembles when I think”--blot again--if that don’t produce the
  • effect, it’s all over.’
  • By this time, Mr Swiveller had finished his entry, and he now replaced
  • his pencil in its little sheath and closed the book, in a perfectly
  • grave and serious frame of mind. His friend discovered that it was time
  • for him to fulfil some other engagement, and Richard Swiveller was
  • accordingly left alone, in company with the rosy wine and his own
  • meditations touching Miss Sophy Wackles.
  • ‘It’s rather sudden,’ said Dick shaking his head with a look of
  • infinite wisdom, and running on (as he was accustomed to do) with
  • scraps of verse as if they were only prose in a hurry; ‘when the heart
  • of a man is depressed with fears, the mist is dispelled when Miss
  • Wackles appears; she’s a very nice girl. She’s like the red red rose
  • that’s newly sprung in June--there’s no denying that--she’s also like a
  • melody that’s sweetly played in tune. It’s really very sudden. Not that
  • there’s any need, on account of Fred’s little sister, to turn cool
  • directly, but its better not to go too far. If I begin to cool at all I
  • must begin at once, I see that. There’s the chance of an action for
  • breach, that’s another. There’s the chance of--no, there’s no chance of
  • that, but it’s as well to be on the safe side.’
  • This undeveloped was the possibility, which Richard Swiveller sought to
  • conceal even from himself, of his not being proof against the charms of
  • Miss Wackles, and in some unguarded moment, by linking his fortunes to
  • hers forever, of putting it out of his own power to further their
  • notable scheme to which he had so readily become a party. For all these
  • reasons, he decided to pick a quarrel with Miss Wackles without delay,
  • and casting about for a pretext determined in favour of groundless
  • jealousy. Having made up his mind on this important point, he
  • circulated the glass (from his right hand to left, and back again)
  • pretty freely, to enable him to act his part with the greater
  • discretion, and then, after making some slight improvements in his
  • toilet, bent his steps towards the spot hallowed by the fair object of
  • his meditations.
  • The spot was at Chelsea, for there Miss Sophia Wackles resided with her
  • widowed mother and two sisters, in conjunction with whom she maintained
  • a very small day-school for young ladies of proportionate dimensions; a
  • circumstance which was made known to the neighbourhood by an oval board
  • over the front first-floor windows, whereupon appeared in circumambient
  • flourishes the words ‘Ladies’ Seminary’; and which was further
  • published and proclaimed at intervals between the hours of half-past
  • nine and ten in the morning, by a straggling and solitary young lady of
  • tender years standing on the scraper on the tips of her toes and making
  • futile attempts to reach the knocker with a spelling-book. The several
  • duties of instruction in this establishment were thus discharged.
  • English grammar, composition, geography, and the use of the dumb-bells,
  • by Miss Melissa Wackles; writing, arithmetic, dancing, music, and
  • general fascination, by Miss Sophia Wackles; the art of needle-work,
  • marking, and samplery, by Miss Jane Wackles; corporal punishment,
  • fasting, and other tortures and terrors, by Mrs Wackles. Miss Melissa
  • Wackles was the eldest daughter, Miss Sophy the next, and Miss Jane the
  • youngest. Miss Melissa might have seen five-and-thirty summers or
  • thereabouts, and verged on the autumnal; Miss Sophy was a fresh, good
  • humoured, buxom girl of twenty; and Miss Jane numbered scarcely sixteen
  • years. Mrs Wackles was an excellent but rather venomous old lady of
  • three-score.
  • To this Ladies’ Seminary, then, Richard Swiveller hied, with designs
  • obnoxious to the peace of the fair Sophia, who, arrayed in virgin
  • white, embellished by no ornament but one blushing rose, received him
  • on his arrival, in the midst of very elegant not to say brilliant
  • preparations; such as the embellishment of the room with the little
  • flower-pots which always stood on the window-sill outside, save in
  • windy weather when they blew into the area; the choice attire of the
  • day-scholars who were allowed to grace the festival; the unwonted curls
  • of Miss Jane Wackles who had kept her head during the whole of the
  • preceding day screwed up tight in a yellow play-bill; and the solemn
  • gentility and stately bearing of the old lady and her eldest daughter,
  • which struck Mr Swiveller as being uncommon but made no further
  • impression upon him.
  • The truth is--and, as there is no accounting for tastes, even a taste
  • so strange as this may be recorded without being looked upon as a
  • wilful and malicious invention--the truth is that neither Mrs Wackles
  • nor her eldest daughter had at any time greatly favoured the
  • pretensions of Mr Swiveller, being accustomed to make slight mention of
  • him as ‘a gay young man’ and to sigh and shake their heads ominously
  • whenever his name was mentioned. Mr Swiveller’s conduct in respect to
  • Miss Sophy having been of that vague and dilatory kind which is usually
  • looked upon as betokening no fixed matrimonial intentions, the young
  • lady herself began in course of time to deem it highly desirable, that
  • it should be brought to an issue one way or other. Hence she had at
  • last consented to play off against Richard Swiveller a stricken
  • market-gardner known to be ready with his offer on the smallest
  • encouragement, and hence--as this occasion had been specially assigned
  • for the purpose--that great anxiety on her part for Richard Swiveller’s
  • presence which had occasioned her to leave the note he has been seen to
  • receive. ‘If he has any expectations at all or any means of keeping a
  • wife well,’ said Mrs Wackles to her eldest daughter, ‘he’ll state ‘em
  • to us now or never.’--‘If he really cares about me,’ thought Miss
  • Sophy, ‘he must tell me so, to-night.’
  • But all these sayings and doings and thinkings being unknown to Mr
  • Swiveller, affected him not in the least; he was debating in his mind
  • how he could best turn jealous, and wishing that Sophy were for that
  • occasion only far less pretty than she was, or that she were her own
  • sister, which would have served his turn as well, when the company
  • came, and among them the market-gardener, whose name was Cheggs. But Mr
  • Cheggs came not alone or unsupported, for he prudently brought along
  • with him his sister, Miss Cheggs, who making straight to Miss Sophy and
  • taking her by both hands, and kissing her on both cheeks, hoped in an
  • audible whisper that they had not come too early.
  • ‘Too early, no!’ replied Miss Sophy.
  • ‘Oh, my dear,’ rejoined Miss Cheggs in the same whisper as before,
  • ‘I’ve been so tormented, so worried, that it’s a mercy we were not here
  • at four o’clock in the afternoon. Alick has been in such a state of
  • impatience to come! You’d hardly believe that he was dressed before
  • dinner-time and has been looking at the clock and teasing me ever
  • since. It’s all your fault, you naughty thing.’
  • Hereupon Miss Sophy blushed, and Mr Cheggs (who was bashful before
  • ladies) blushed too, and Miss Sophy’s mother and sisters, to prevent Mr
  • Cheggs from blushing more, lavished civilities and attentions upon him,
  • and left Richard Swiveller to take care of himself. Here was the very
  • thing he wanted, here was good cause reason and foundation for
  • pretending to be angry; but having this cause reason and foundation
  • which he had come expressly to seek, not expecting to find, Richard
  • Swiveller was angry in sound earnest, and wondered what the devil
  • Cheggs meant by his impudence.
  • However, Mr Swiveller had Miss Sophy’s hand for the first quadrille
  • (country-dances being low, were utterly proscribed) and so gained an
  • advantage over his rival, who sat despondingly in a corner and
  • contemplated the glorious figure of the young lady as she moved through
  • the mazy dance. Nor was this the only start Mr Swiveller had of the
  • market-gardener, for determining to show the family what quality of man
  • they trifled with, and influenced perhaps by his late libations, he
  • performed such feats of agility and such spins and twirls as filled the
  • company with astonishment, and in particular caused a very long
  • gentleman who was dancing with a very short scholar, to stand quite
  • transfixed by wonder and admiration. Even Mrs Wackles forgot for the
  • moment to snub three small young ladies who were inclined to be happy,
  • and could not repress a rising thought that to have such a dancer as
  • that in the family would be a pride indeed.
  • At this momentous crisis, Miss Cheggs proved herself a vigourous and
  • useful ally, for not confining herself to expressing by scornful smiles
  • a contempt for Mr Swiveller’s accomplishments, she took every
  • opportunity of whispering into Miss Sophy’s ear expressions of
  • condolence and sympathy on her being worried by such a ridiculous
  • creature, declaring that she was frightened to death lest Alick should
  • fall upon, and beat him, in the fulness of his wrath, and entreating
  • Miss Sophy to observe how the eyes of the said Alick gleamed with love
  • and fury; passions, it may be observed, which being too much for his
  • eyes rushed into his nose also, and suffused it with a crimson glow.
  • ‘You must dance with Miss Cheggs,’ said Miss Sophy to Dick Swiviller,
  • after she had herself danced twice with Mr Cheggs and made great show
  • of encouraging his advances. ‘She’s a nice girl--and her brother’s
  • quite delightful.’
  • ‘Quite delightful, is he?’ muttered Dick. ‘Quite delighted too, I
  • should say, from the manner in which he’s looking this way.’
  • Here Miss Jane (previously instructed for the purpose) interposed her
  • many curls and whispered her sister to observe how jealous Mr Cheggs
  • was.
  • ‘Jealous! Like his impudence!’ said Richard Swiviller.
  • ‘His impudence, Mr Swiviller!’ said Miss Jane, tossing her head. ‘Take
  • care he don’t hear you, sir, or you may be sorry for it.’
  • ‘Oh, pray, Jane--’ said Miss Sophy.
  • ‘Nonsense!’ replied her sister. ‘Why shouldn’t Mr Cheggs be jealous if
  • he likes? I like that, certainly. Mr Cheggs has a good a right to be
  • jealous as anyone else has, and perhaps he may have a better right soon
  • if he hasn’t already. You know best about that, Sophy!’
  • Though this was a concerted plot between Miss Sophy and her sister,
  • originating in humane intentions and having for its object the inducing
  • Mr Swiviller to declare himself in time, it failed in its effect; for
  • Miss Jane being one of those young ladies who are prematurely shrill
  • and shrewish, gave such undue importance to her part that Mr Swiviller
  • retired in dudgeon, resigning his mistress to Mr Cheggs and conveying a
  • defiance into his looks which that gentleman indignantly returned.
  • ‘Did you speak to me, sir?’ said Mr Cheggs, following him into a
  • corner. ‘Have the kindness to smile, sir, in order that we may not be
  • suspected. Did you speak to me, sir’?
  • Mr Swiviller looked with a supercilious smile at Mr Chegg’s toes, then
  • raised his eyes from them to his ankles, from that to his shin, from
  • that to his knee, and so on very gradually, keeping up his right leg,
  • until he reached his waistcoat, when he raised his eyes from button to
  • button until he reached his chin, and travelling straight up the middle
  • of his nose came at last to his eyes, when he said abruptly,
  • ‘No, sir, I didn’t.’
  • ‘’Hem!’ said Mr Cheggs, glancing over his shoulder, ‘have the goodness
  • to smile again, sir. Perhaps you wished to speak to me, sir.’
  • ‘No, sir, I didn’t do that, either.’
  • ‘Perhaps you may have nothing to say to me now, sir,’ said Mr Cheggs
  • fiercely.
  • At these words Richard Swiviller withdrew his eyes from Mr Chegg’s
  • face, and travelling down the middle of his nose and down his waistcoat
  • and down his right leg, reached his toes again, and carefully surveyed
  • him; this done, he crossed over, and coming up the other leg, and
  • thence approaching by the waistcoat as before, said when had got to his
  • eyes, ‘No sir, I haven’t.’
  • ‘Oh, indeed, sir!’ said Mr Cheggs. ‘I’m glad to hear it. You know where
  • I’m to be found, I suppose, sir, in case you should have anything to
  • say to me?’
  • ‘I can easily inquire, sir, when I want to know.’
  • ‘There’s nothing more we need say, I believe, sir?’
  • ‘Nothing more, sir’--With that they closed the tremendous dialog by
  • frowning mutually. Mr Cheggs hastened to tender his hand to Miss Sophy,
  • and Mr Swiviller sat himself down in a corner in a very moody state.
  • Hard by this corner, Mrs Wackles and Miss Wackles were seated, looking
  • on at the dance; and unto Mrs and Miss Wackles, Miss Cheggs
  • occasionally darted when her partner was occupied with his share of the
  • figure, and made some remark or other which was gall and wormwood to
  • Richard Swiviller’s soul. Looking into the eyes of Mrs and Miss Wackles
  • for encouragement, and sitting very upright and uncomfortable on a
  • couple of hard stools, were two of the day-scholars; and when Miss
  • Wackles smiled, and Mrs Wackles smiled, the two little girls on the
  • stools sought to curry favour by smiling likewise, in gracious
  • acknowledgement of which attention the old lady frowned them down
  • instantly, and said that if they dared to be guilty of such an
  • impertinence again, they should be sent under convoy to their
  • respective homes. This threat caused one of the young ladies, she being
  • of a weak and trembling temperament, to shed tears, and for this
  • offense they were both filed off immediately, with a dreadful
  • promptitude that struck terror into the souls of all the pupils.
  • ‘I’ve got such news for you,’ said Miss Cheggs approaching once more,
  • ‘Alick has been saying such things to Sophy. Upon my word, you know,
  • it’s quite serious and in earnest, that’s clear.’
  • ‘What’s he been saying, my dear?’ demanded Mrs Wackles.
  • ‘All manner of things,’ replied Miss Cheggs, ‘you can’t think how out
  • he has been speaking!’
  • Richard Swiviller considered it advisable to hear no more, but taking
  • advantage of a pause in the dancing, and the approach of Mr Cheggs to
  • pay his court to the old lady, swaggered with an extremely careful
  • assumption of extreme carelessness toward the door, passing on the way
  • Miss Jane Wackles, who in all the glory of her curls was holding a
  • flirtation, (as good practice when no better was to be had) with a
  • feeble old gentleman who lodged in the parlour. Near the door sat Miss
  • Sophy, still fluttered and confused by the attentions of Mr Cheggs, and
  • by her side Richard Swiveller lingered for a moment to exchange a few
  • parting words.
  • ‘My boat is on the shore and my bark is on the sea, but before I pass
  • this door I will say farewell to thee,’ murmured Dick, looking gloomily
  • upon her.
  • ‘Are you going?’ said Miss Sophy, whose heart sank within her at the
  • result of her stratagem, but who affected a light indifference
  • notwithstanding.
  • ‘Am I going!’ echoed Dick bitterly. ‘Yes, I am. What then?’
  • ‘Nothing, except that it’s very early,’ said Miss Sophy; ‘but you are
  • your own master, of course.’
  • ‘I would that I had been my own mistress too,’ said Dick, ‘before I had
  • ever entertained a thought of you. Miss Wackles, I believed you true,
  • and I was blest in so believing, but now I mourn that e’er I knew, a
  • girl so fair yet so deceiving.’
  • Miss Sophy bit her lip and affected to look with great interest after
  • Mr Cheggs, who was quaffing lemonade in the distance.
  • ‘I came here,’ said Dick, rather oblivious of the purpose with which he
  • had really come, ‘with my bosom expanded, my heart dilated, and my
  • sentiments of a corresponding description. I go away with feelings that
  • may be conceived but cannot be described, feeling within myself that
  • desolating truth that my best affections have experienced this night a
  • stifler!’
  • ‘I am sure I don’t know what you mean, Mr Swiviller,’ said Miss Sophy
  • with downcast eyes. ‘I’m very sorry if--’
  • ‘Sorry, Ma’am!’ said Dick, ‘sorry in the possession of a Cheggs! But I
  • wish you a very good night, concluding with this slight remark, that
  • there is a young lady growing up at this present moment for me, who has
  • not only great personal attractions but great wealth, and who has
  • requested her next of kin to propose for my hand, which, having a
  • regard for some members of her family, I have consented to promise.
  • It’s a gratifying circumstance which you’ll be glad to hear, that a
  • young and lovely girl is growing into a woman expressly on my account,
  • and is now saving up for me. I thought I’d mention it. I have now
  • merely to apologize for trespassing so long upon your attention. Good
  • night.’
  • ‘There’s one good thing springs out of all this,’ said Richard
  • Swiviller to himself when he had reached home and was hanging over the
  • candle with the extinguisher in his hand, ‘which is, that I now go
  • heart and soul, neck and heels, with Fred in all his scheme about
  • little Nelly, and right glad he’ll be to find me so strong upon it. He
  • shall know all about that to-morrow, and in the meantime, as it’s
  • rather late, I’ll try and get a wink of the balmy.’
  • ‘The balmy’ came almost as soon as it was courted. In a very few
  • minutes Mr Swiviller was fast asleep, dreaming that he had married
  • Nelly Trent and come into the property, and that his first act of power
  • was to lay waste the market-garden of Mr Cheggs and turn it into a
  • brick-field.
  • CHAPTER 9
  • The child, in her confidence with Mrs Quilp, had but feebly described
  • the sadness and sorrow of her thoughts, or the heaviness of the cloud
  • which overhung her home, and cast dark shadows on its hearth. Besides
  • that it was very difficult to impart to any person not intimately
  • acquainted with the life she led, an adequate sense of its gloom and
  • loneliness, a constant fear of in some way committing or injuring the
  • old man to whom she was so tenderly attached, had restrained her, even
  • in the midst of her heart’s overflowing, and made her timid of allusion
  • to the main cause of her anxiety and distress.
  • For, it was not the monotonous days unchequered by variety and
  • uncheered by pleasant companionship, it was not the dark dreary
  • evenings or the long solitary nights, it was not the absence of every
  • slight and easy pleasure for which young hearts beat high, or the
  • knowing nothing of childhood but its weakness and its easily wounded
  • spirit, that had wrung such tears from Nell. To see the old man struck
  • down beneath the pressure of some hidden grief, to mark his wavering
  • and unsettled state, to be agitated at times with a dreadful fear that
  • his mind was wandering, and to trace in his words and looks the dawning
  • of despondent madness; to watch and wait and listen for confirmation of
  • these things day after day, and to feel and know that, come what might,
  • they were alone in the world with no one to help or advise or care
  • about them--these were causes of depression and anxiety that might have
  • sat heavily on an older breast with many influences at work to cheer
  • and gladden it, but how heavily on the mind of a young child to whom
  • they were ever present, and who was constantly surrounded by all that
  • could keep such thoughts in restless action!
  • And yet, to the old man’s vision, Nell was still the same. When he
  • could, for a moment, disengage his mind from the phantom that haunted
  • and brooded on it always, there was his young companion with the same
  • smile for him, the same earnest words, the same merry laugh, the same
  • love and care that, sinking deep into his soul, seemed to have been
  • present to him through his whole life. And so he went on, content to
  • read the book of her heart from the page first presented to him, little
  • dreaming of the story that lay hidden in its other leaves, and
  • murmuring within himself that at least the child was happy.
  • She had been once. She had gone singing through the dim rooms, and
  • moving with gay and lightsome step among their dusty treasures, making
  • them older by her young life, and sterner and more grim by her gay and
  • cheerful presence. But, now, the chambers were cold and gloomy, and
  • when she left her own little room to while away the tedious hours, and
  • sat in one of them, she was still and motionless as their inanimate
  • occupants, and had no heart to startle the echoes--hoarse from their
  • long silence--with her voice.
  • In one of these rooms, was a window looking into the street, where the
  • child sat, many and many a long evening, and often far into the night,
  • alone and thoughtful. None are so anxious as those who watch and wait;
  • at these times, mournful fancies came flocking on her mind, in crowds.
  • She would take her station here, at dusk, and watch the people as they
  • passed up and down the street, or appeared at the windows of the
  • opposite houses; wondering whether those rooms were as lonesome as that
  • in which she sat, and whether those people felt it company to see her
  • sitting there, as she did only to see them look out and draw in their
  • heads again. There was a crooked stack of chimneys on one of the
  • roofs, in which, by often looking at them, she had fancied ugly faces
  • that were frowning over at her and trying to peer into the room; and
  • she felt glad when it grew too dark to make them out, though she was
  • sorry too, when the man came to light the lamps in the street--for it
  • made it late, and very dull inside. Then, she would draw in her head
  • to look round the room and see that everything was in its place and
  • hadn’t moved; and looking out into the street again, would perhaps see
  • a man passing with a coffin on his back, and two or three others
  • silently following him to a house where somebody lay dead; which made
  • her shudder and think of such things until they suggested afresh the
  • old man’s altered face and manner, and a new train of fears and
  • speculations. If he were to die--if sudden illness had happened to
  • him, and he were never to come home again, alive--if, one night, he
  • should come home, and kiss and bless her as usual, and after she had
  • gone to bed and had fallen asleep and was perhaps dreaming pleasantly,
  • and smiling in her sleep, he should kill himself and his blood come
  • creeping, creeping, on the ground to her own bed-room door! These
  • thoughts were too terrible to dwell upon, and again she would have
  • recourse to the street, now trodden by fewer feet, and darker and more
  • silent than before. The shops were closing fast, and lights began to
  • shine from the upper windows, as the neighbours went to bed. By
  • degrees, these dwindled away and disappeared or were replaced, here and
  • there, by a feeble rush-candle which was to burn all night. Still,
  • there was one late shop at no great distance which sent forth a ruddy
  • glare upon the pavement even yet, and looked bright and companionable.
  • But, in a little time, this closed, the light was extinguished, and all
  • was gloomy and quiet, except when some stray footsteps sounded on the
  • pavement, or a neighbour, out later than his wont, knocked lustily at
  • his house-door to rouse the sleeping inmates.
  • When the night had worn away thus far (and seldom now until it had) the
  • child would close the window, and steal softly down stairs, thinking as
  • she went that if one of those hideous faces below, which often mingled
  • with her dreams, were to meet her by the way, rendering itself visible
  • by some strange light of its own, how terrified she would be. But
  • these fears vanished before a well-trimmed lamp and the familiar aspect
  • of her own room. After praying fervently, and with many bursting
  • tears, for the old man, and the restoration of his peace of mind and
  • the happiness they had once enjoyed, she would lay her head upon the
  • pillow and sob herself to sleep: often starting up again, before the
  • day-light came, to listen for the bell and respond to the imaginary
  • summons which had roused her from her slumber.
  • One night, the third after Nelly’s interview with Mrs Quilp, the old
  • man, who had been weak and ill all day, said he should not leave home.
  • The child’s eyes sparkled at the intelligence, but her joy subsided
  • when they reverted to his worn and sickly face.
  • ‘Two days,’ he said, ‘two whole, clear, days have passed, and there is
  • no reply. What did he tell thee, Nell?’
  • ‘Exactly what I told you, dear grandfather, indeed.’
  • ‘True,’ said the old man, faintly. ‘Yes. But tell me again, Nell. My
  • head fails me. What was it that he told thee? Nothing more than that
  • he would see me to-morrow or next day? That was in the note.’
  • ‘Nothing more,’ said the child. ‘Shall I go to him again to-morrow,
  • dear grandfather? Very early? I will be there and back, before
  • breakfast.’
  • The old man shook his head, and sighing mournfully, drew her towards
  • him.
  • ‘’Twould be of no use, my dear, no earthly use. But if he deserts me,
  • Nell, at this moment--if he deserts me now, when I should, with his
  • assistance, be recompensed for all the time and money I have lost, and
  • all the agony of mind I have undergone, which makes me what you see, I
  • am ruined, and--worse, far worse than that--have ruined thee, for whom
  • I ventured all. If we are beggars--!’
  • ‘What if we are?’ said the child boldly. ‘Let us be beggars, and be
  • happy.’
  • ‘Beggars--and happy!’ said the old man. ‘Poor child!’
  • ‘Dear grandfather,’ cried the girl with an energy which shone in her
  • flushed face, trembling voice, and impassioned gesture, ‘I am not a
  • child in that I think, but even if I am, oh hear me pray that we may
  • beg, or work in open roads or fields, to earn a scanty living, rather
  • than live as we do now.’
  • ‘Nelly!’ said the old man.
  • ‘Yes, yes, rather than live as we do now,’ the child repeated, more
  • earnestly than before. ‘If you are sorrowful, let me know why and be
  • sorrowful too; if you waste away and are paler and weaker every day,
  • let me be your nurse and try to comfort you. If you are poor, let us
  • be poor together; but let me be with you, do let me be with you; do not
  • let me see such change and not know why, or I shall break my heart and
  • die. Dear grandfather, let us leave this sad place to-morrow, and beg
  • our way from door to door.’
  • The old man covered his face with his hands, and hid it in the pillow
  • of the couch on which he lay.
  • ‘Let us be beggars,’ said the child passing an arm round his neck, ‘I
  • have no fear but we shall have enough, I am sure we shall. Let us walk
  • through country places, and sleep in fields and under trees, and never
  • think of money again, or anything that can make you sad, but rest at
  • nights, and have the sun and wind upon our faces in the day, and thank
  • God together! Let us never set foot in dark rooms or melancholy
  • houses, any more, but wander up and down wherever we like to go; and
  • when you are tired, you shall stop to rest in the pleasantest place
  • that we can find, and I will go and beg for both.’
  • The child’s voice was lost in sobs as she dropped upon the old man’s
  • neck; nor did she weep alone.
  • These were not words for other ears, nor was it a scene for other eyes.
  • And yet other ears and eyes were there and greedily taking in all that
  • passed, and moreover they were the ears and eyes of no less a person
  • than Mr Daniel Quilp, who, having entered unseen when the child first
  • placed herself at the old man’s side, refrained--actuated, no doubt, by
  • motives of the purest delicacy--from interrupting the conversation, and
  • stood looking on with his accustomed grin. Standing, however, being a
  • tiresome attitude to a gentleman already fatigued with walking, and the
  • dwarf being one of that kind of persons who usually make themselves at
  • home, he soon cast his eyes upon a chair, into which he skipped with
  • uncommon agility, and perching himself on the back with his feet upon
  • the seat, was thus enabled to look on and listen with greater comfort
  • to himself, besides gratifying at the same time that taste for doing
  • something fantastic and monkey-like, which on all occasions had strong
  • possession of him. Here, then, he sat, one leg cocked carelessly over
  • the other, his chin resting on the palm of his hand, his head turned a
  • little on one side, and his ugly features twisted into a complacent
  • grimace. And in this position the old man, happening in course of time
  • to look that way, at length chanced to see him: to his unbounded
  • astonishment.
  • The child uttered a suppressed shriek on beholding this agreeable
  • figure; in their first surprise both she and the old man, not knowing
  • what to say, and half doubting its reality, looked shrinkingly at it.
  • Not at all disconcerted by this reception, Daniel Quilp preserved the
  • same attitude, merely nodding twice or thrice with great condescension.
  • At length, the old man pronounced his name, and inquired how he came
  • there.
  • ‘Through the door,’ said Quilp pointing over his shoulder with his
  • thumb. ‘I’m not quite small enough to get through key-holes. I wish I
  • was. I want to have some talk with you, particularly, and in private.
  • With nobody present, neighbour. Good-bye, little Nelly.’
  • Nell looked at the old man, who nodded to her to retire, and kissed her
  • cheek.
  • ‘Ah!’ said the dwarf, smacking his lips, ‘what a nice kiss that
  • was--just upon the rosy part. What a capital kiss!’
  • Nell was none the slower in going away, for this remark. Quilp looked
  • after her with an admiring leer, and when she had closed the door, fell
  • to complimenting the old man upon her charms.
  • ‘Such a fresh, blooming, modest little bud, neighbour,’ said Quilp,
  • nursing his short leg, and making his eyes twinkle very much; ‘such a
  • chubby, rosy, cosy, little Nell!’
  • The old man answered by a forced smile, and was plainly struggling with
  • a feeling of the keenest and most exquisite impatience. It was not
  • lost upon Quilp, who delighted in torturing him, or indeed anybody
  • else, when he could.
  • ‘She’s so,’ said Quilp, speaking very slowly, and feigning to be quite
  • absorbed in the subject, ‘so small, so compact, so beautifully
  • modelled, so fair, with such blue veins and such a transparent skin,
  • and such little feet, and such winning ways--but bless me, you’re
  • nervous! Why neighbour, what’s the matter? I swear to you,’ continued
  • the dwarf dismounting from the chair and sitting down in it, with a
  • careful slowness of gesture very different from the rapidity with which
  • he had sprung up unheard, ‘I swear to you that I had no idea old blood
  • ran so fast or kept so warm. I thought it was sluggish in its course,
  • and cool, quite cool. I am pretty sure it ought to be. Yours must be
  • out of order, neighbour.’
  • ‘I believe it is,’ groaned the old man, clasping his head with both
  • hands. ‘There’s burning fever here, and something now and then to
  • which I fear to give a name.’
  • The dwarf said never a word, but watched his companion as he paced
  • restlessly up and down the room, and presently returned to his seat.
  • Here he remained, with his head bowed upon his breast for some time,
  • and then suddenly raising it, said,
  • ‘Once, and once for all, have you brought me any money?’
  • ‘No!’ returned Quilp.
  • ‘Then,’ said the old man, clenching his hands desperately, and looking
  • upwards, ‘the child and I are lost!’
  • ‘Neighbour,’ said Quilp glancing sternly at him, and beating his hand
  • twice or thrice upon the table to attract his wandering attention, ‘let
  • me be plain with you, and play a fairer game than when you held all the
  • cards, and I saw but the backs and nothing more. You have no secret
  • from me now.’
  • The old man looked up, trembling.
  • ‘You are surprised,’ said Quilp. ‘Well, perhaps that’s natural. You
  • have no secret from me now, I say; no, not one. For now, I know, that
  • all those sums of money, that all those loans, advances, and supplies
  • that you have had from me, have found their way to--shall I say the
  • word?’
  • ‘Aye!’ replied the old man, ‘say it, if you will.’
  • ‘To the gaming-table,’ rejoined Quilp, ‘your nightly haunt. This was
  • the precious scheme to make your fortune, was it; this was the secret
  • certain source of wealth in which I was to have sunk my money (if I had
  • been the fool you took me for); this was your inexhaustible mine of
  • gold, your El Dorado, eh?’
  • ‘Yes,’ cried the old man, turning upon him with gleaming eyes, ‘it was.
  • It is. It will be, till I die.’
  • ‘That I should have been blinded,’ said Quilp looking contemptuously at
  • him, ‘by a mere shallow gambler!’
  • ‘I am no gambler,’ cried the old man fiercely. ‘I call Heaven to
  • witness that I never played for gain of mine, or love of play; that at
  • every piece I staked, I whispered to myself that orphan’s name and
  • called on Heaven to bless the venture;--which it never did. Whom did
  • it prosper? Who were those with whom I played? Men who lived by
  • plunder, profligacy, and riot; squandering their gold in doing ill, and
  • propagating vice and evil. My winnings would have been from them, my
  • winnings would have been bestowed to the last farthing on a young
  • sinless child whose life they would have sweetened and made happy.
  • What would they have contracted? The means of corruption,
  • wretchedness, and misery. Who would not have hoped in such a cause?
  • Tell me that! Who would not have hoped as I did?’
  • ‘When did you first begin this mad career?’ asked Quilp, his taunting
  • inclination subdued, for a moment, by the old man’s grief and wildness.
  • ‘When did I first begin?’ he rejoined, passing his hand across his
  • brow. ‘When was it, that I first began? When should it be, but when I
  • began to think how little I had saved, how long a time it took to save
  • at all, how short a time I might have at my age to live, and how she
  • would be left to the rough mercies of the world, with barely enough to
  • keep her from the sorrows that wait on poverty; then it was that I
  • began to think about it.’
  • ‘After you first came to me to get your precious grandson packed off to
  • sea?’ said Quilp.
  • ‘Shortly after that,’ replied the old man. ‘I thought of it a long
  • time, and had it in my sleep for months. Then I began. I found no
  • pleasure in it, I expected none. What has it ever brought me but
  • anxious days and sleepless nights; but loss of health and peace of
  • mind, and gain of feebleness and sorrow!’
  • ‘You lost what money you had laid by, first, and then came to me.
  • While I thought you were making your fortune (as you said you were) you
  • were making yourself a beggar, eh? Dear me! And so it comes to pass
  • that I hold every security you could scrape together, and a bill of
  • sale upon the--upon the stock and property,’ said Quilp standing up and
  • looking about him, as if to assure himself that none of it had been
  • taken away. ‘But did you never win?’
  • ‘Never!’ groaned the old man. ‘Never won back my loss!’
  • ‘I thought,’ sneered the dwarf, ‘that if a man played long enough he
  • was sure to win at last, or, at the worst, not to come off a loser.’
  • ‘And so he is,’ cried the old man, suddenly rousing himself from his
  • state of despondency, and lashed into the most violent excitement, ‘so
  • he is; I have felt that from the first, I have always known it, I’ve
  • seen it, I never felt it half so strongly as I feel it now. Quilp, I
  • have dreamed, three nights, of winning the same large sum, I never
  • could dream that dream before, though I have often tried. Do not
  • desert me, now I have this chance. I have no resource but you, give me
  • some help, let me try this one last hope.’
  • The dwarf shrugged his shoulders and shook his head.
  • ‘See, Quilp, good tender-hearted Quilp,’ said the old man, drawing some
  • scraps of paper from his pocket with a trembling hand, and clasping the
  • dwarf’s arm, ‘only see here. Look at these figures, the result of long
  • calculation, and painful and hard experience. I MUST win. I only want
  • a little help once more, a few pounds, but two score pounds, dear
  • Quilp.’
  • ‘The last advance was seventy,’ said the dwarf; ‘and it went in one
  • night.’
  • ‘I know it did,’ answered the old man, ‘but that was the very worst
  • fortune of all, and the time had not come then. Quilp, consider,
  • consider,’ the old man cried, trembling so much the while, that the
  • papers in his hand fluttered as if they were shaken by the wind, ‘that
  • orphan child! If I were alone, I could die with gladness--perhaps even
  • anticipate that doom which is dealt out so unequally: coming, as it
  • does, on the proud and happy in their strength, and shunning the needy
  • and afflicted, and all who court it in their despair--but what I have
  • done, has been for her. Help me for her sake I implore you; not for
  • mine; for hers!’
  • ‘I’m sorry I’ve got an appointment in the city,’ said Quilp, looking at
  • his watch with perfect self-possession, ‘or I should have been very
  • glad to have spent half an hour with you while you composed yourself,
  • very glad.’
  • ‘Nay, Quilp, good Quilp,’ gasped the old man, catching at his skirts,
  • ‘you and I have talked together, more than once, of her poor mother’s
  • story. The fear of her coming to poverty has perhaps been bred in me
  • by that. Do not be hard upon me, but take that into account. You are
  • a great gainer by me. Oh spare me the money for this one last hope!’
  • ‘I couldn’t do it really,’ said Quilp with unusual politeness, ‘though
  • I tell you what--and this is a circumstance worth bearing in mind as
  • showing how the sharpest among us may be taken in sometimes--I was so
  • deceived by the penurious way in which you lived, alone with Nelly--’
  • ‘All done to save money for tempting fortune, and to make her triumph
  • greater,’ cried the old man.
  • ‘Yes, yes, I understand that now,’ said Quilp; ‘but I was going to say,
  • I was so deceived by that, your miserly way, the reputation you had
  • among those who knew you of being rich, and your repeated assurances
  • that you would make of my advances treble and quadruple the interest
  • you paid me, that I’d have advanced you, even now, what you want, on
  • your simple note of hand, if I hadn’t unexpectedly become acquainted
  • with your secret way of life.’
  • ‘Who is it,’ retorted the old man desperately, ‘that, notwithstanding
  • all my caution, told you? Come. Let me know the name--the person.’
  • The crafty dwarf, bethinking himself that his giving up the child would
  • lead to the disclosure of the artifice he had employed, which, as
  • nothing was to be gained by it, it was well to conceal, stopped short
  • in his answer and said, ‘Now, who do you think?’
  • ‘It was Kit, it must have been the boy; he played the spy, and you
  • tampered with him?’ said the old man.
  • ‘How came you to think of him?’ said the dwarf in a tone of great
  • commiseration. ‘Yes, it was Kit. Poor Kit!’
  • So saying, he nodded in a friendly manner, and took his leave: stopping
  • when he had passed the outer door a little distance, and grinning with
  • extraordinary delight.
  • ‘Poor Kit!’ muttered Quilp. ‘I think it was Kit who said I was an
  • uglier dwarf than could be seen anywhere for a penny, wasn’t it. Ha ha
  • ha! Poor Kit!’
  • And with that he went his way, still chuckling as he went.
  • CHAPTER 10
  • Daniel Quilp neither entered nor left the old man’s house, unobserved.
  • In the shadow of an archway nearly opposite, leading to one of the many
  • passages which diverged from the main street, there lingered one, who,
  • having taken up his position when the twilight first came on, still
  • maintained it with undiminished patience, and leaning against the wall
  • with the manner of a person who had a long time to wait, and being well
  • used to it was quite resigned, scarcely changed his attitude for the
  • hour together.
  • This patient lounger attracted little attention from any of those who
  • passed, and bestowed as little upon them. His eyes were constantly
  • directed towards one object; the window at which the child was
  • accustomed to sit. If he withdrew them for a moment, it was only to
  • glance at a clock in some neighbouring shop, and then to strain his
  • sight once more in the old quarter with increased earnestness and
  • attention.
  • It had been remarked that this personage evinced no weariness in his
  • place of concealment; nor did he, long as his waiting was. But as the
  • time went on, he manifested some anxiety and surprise, glancing at the
  • clock more frequently and at the window less hopefully than before. At
  • length, the clock was hidden from his sight by some envious shutters,
  • then the church steeples proclaimed eleven at night, then the quarter
  • past, and then the conviction seemed to obtrude itself on his mind that
  • it was no use tarrying there any longer.
  • That the conviction was an unwelcome one, and that he was by no means
  • willing to yield to it, was apparent from his reluctance to quit the
  • spot; from the tardy steps with which he often left it, still looking
  • over his shoulder at the same window; and from the precipitation with
  • which he as often returned, when a fancied noise or the changing and
  • imperfect light induced him to suppose it had been softly raised. At
  • length, he gave the matter up, as hopeless for that night, and suddenly
  • breaking into a run as though to force himself away, scampered off at
  • his utmost speed, nor once ventured to look behind him lest he should
  • be tempted back again.
  • Without relaxing his pace, or stopping to take breath, this mysterious
  • individual dashed on through a great many alleys and narrow ways until
  • he at length arrived in a square paved court, when he subsided into a
  • walk, and making for a small house from the window of which a light was
  • shining, lifted the latch of the door and passed in.
  • ‘Bless us!’ cried a woman turning sharply round, ‘who’s that? Oh!
  • It’s you, Kit!’
  • ‘Yes, mother, it’s me.’
  • ‘Why, how tired you look, my dear!’
  • ‘Old master an’t gone out to-night,’ said Kit; ‘and so she hasn’t been
  • at the window at all.’ With which words, he sat down by the fire and
  • looked very mournful and discontented.
  • The room in which Kit sat himself down, in this condition, was an
  • extremely poor and homely place, but with that air of comfort about it,
  • nevertheless, which--or the spot must be a wretched one
  • indeed--cleanliness and order can always impart in some degree. Late
  • as the Dutch clock showed it to be, the poor woman was still hard at
  • work at an ironing-table; a young child lay sleeping in a cradle near
  • the fire; and another, a sturdy boy of two or three years old, very
  • wide awake, with a very tight night-cap on his head, and a night-gown
  • very much too small for him on his body, was sitting bolt upright in a
  • clothes-basket, staring over the rim with his great round eyes, and
  • looking as if he had thoroughly made up his mind never to go to sleep
  • any more; which, as he had already declined to take his natural rest
  • and had been brought out of bed in consequence, opened a cheerful
  • prospect for his relations and friends. It was rather a queer-looking
  • family: Kit, his mother, and the children, being all strongly alike.
  • Kit was disposed to be out of temper, as the best of us are too
  • often--but he looked at the youngest child who was sleeping soundly,
  • and from him to his other brother in the clothes-basket, and from him
  • to their mother, who had been at work without complaint since morning,
  • and thought it would be a better and kinder thing to be good-humoured.
  • So he rocked the cradle with his foot; made a face at the rebel in the
  • clothes-basket, which put him in high good-humour directly; and stoutly
  • determined to be talkative and make himself agreeable.
  • ‘Ah, mother!’ said Kit, taking out his clasp-knife, and falling upon a
  • great piece of bread and meat which she had had ready for him, hours
  • before, ‘what a one you are! There an’t many such as you, I know.’
  • ‘I hope there are many a great deal better, Kit,’ said Mrs Nubbles;
  • ‘and that there are, or ought to be, accordin’ to what the parson at
  • chapel says.’
  • ‘Much he knows about it,’ returned Kit contemptuously. ‘Wait till he’s
  • a widder and works like you do, and gets as little, and does as much,
  • and keeps his spirit up the same, and then I’ll ask him what’s o’clock
  • and trust him for being right to half a second.’
  • ‘Well,’ said Mrs Nubbles, evading the point, ‘your beer’s down there by
  • the fender, Kit.’
  • ‘I see,’ replied her son, taking up the porter pot, ‘my love to you,
  • mother. And the parson’s health too if you like. I don’t bear him any
  • malice, not I!’
  • ‘Did you tell me, just now, that your master hadn’t gone out to-night?’
  • inquired Mrs Nubbles.
  • ‘Yes,’ said Kit, ‘worse luck!’
  • ‘You should say better luck, I think,’ returned his mother, ‘because
  • Miss Nelly won’t have been left alone.’
  • ‘Ah!’ said Kit, ‘I forgot that. I said worse luck, because I’ve been
  • watching ever since eight o’clock, and seen nothing of her.’
  • ‘I wonder what she’d say,’ cried his mother, stopping in her work and
  • looking round, ‘if she knew that every night, when she--poor thing--is
  • sitting alone at that window, you are watching in the open street for
  • fear any harm should come to her, and that you never leave the place or
  • come home to your bed though you’re ever so tired, till such time as
  • you think she’s safe in hers.’
  • ‘Never mind what she’d say,’ replied Kit, with something like a blush
  • on his uncouth face; ‘she’ll never know nothing, and consequently,
  • she’ll never say nothing.’
  • Mrs Nubbles ironed away in silence for a minute or two, and coming to
  • the fireplace for another iron, glanced stealthily at Kit while she
  • rubbed it on a board and dusted it with a duster, but said nothing
  • until she had returned to her table again: when, holding the iron at an
  • alarmingly short distance from her cheek, to test its temperature, and
  • looking round with a smile, she observed:
  • ‘I know what some people would say, Kit--’
  • ‘Nonsense,’ interposed Kit with a perfect apprehension of what was to
  • follow.
  • ‘No, but they would indeed. Some people would say that you’d fallen in
  • love with her, I know they would.’
  • To this, Kit only replied by bashfully bidding his mother ‘get out,’
  • and forming sundry strange figures with his legs and arms, accompanied
  • by sympathetic contortions of his face. Not deriving from these means
  • the relief which he sought, he bit off an immense mouthful from the
  • bread and meat, and took a quick drink of the porter; by which
  • artificial aids he choked himself and effected a diversion of the
  • subject.
  • ‘Speaking seriously though, Kit,’ said his mother, taking up the theme
  • afresh, after a time, ‘for of course I was only in joke just now, it’s
  • very good and thoughtful, and like you, to do this, and never let
  • anybody know it, though some day I hope she may come to know it, for
  • I’m sure she would be very grateful to you and feel it very much. It’s
  • a cruel thing to keep the dear child shut up there. I don’t wonder
  • that the old gentleman wants to keep it from you.’
  • ‘He don’t think it’s cruel, bless you,’ said Kit, ‘and don’t mean it to
  • be so, or he wouldn’t do it--I do consider, mother, that he wouldn’t do
  • it for all the gold and silver in the world. No, no, that he wouldn’t.
  • I know him better than that.’
  • ‘Then what does he do it for, and why does he keep it so close from
  • you?’ said Mrs Nubbles.
  • ‘That I don’t know,’ returned her son. ‘If he hadn’t tried to keep it
  • so close though, I should never have found it out, for it was his
  • getting me away at night and sending me off so much earlier than he
  • used to, that first made me curious to know what was going on. Hark!
  • what’s that?’
  • ‘It’s only somebody outside.’
  • ‘It’s somebody crossing over here,’ said Kit, standing up to listen,
  • ‘and coming very fast too. He can’t have gone out after I left, and
  • the house caught fire, mother!’
  • The boy stood, for a moment, really bereft, by the apprehension he had
  • conjured up, of the power to move. The footsteps drew nearer, the door
  • was opened with a hasty hand, and the child herself, pale and
  • breathless, and hastily wrapped in a few disordered garments, hurried
  • into the room.
  • ‘Miss Nelly! What is the matter!’ cried mother and son together.
  • ‘I must not stay a moment,’ she returned, ‘grandfather has been taken
  • very ill. I found him in a fit upon the floor--’
  • ‘I’ll run for a doctor’--said Kit, seizing his brimless hat. ‘I’ll be
  • there directly, I’ll--’
  • ‘No, no,’ cried Nell, ‘there is one there, you’re not wanted,
  • you--you--must never come near us any more!’
  • ‘What!’ roared Kit.
  • ‘Never again,’ said the child. ‘Don’t ask me why, for I don’t know.
  • Pray don’t ask me why, pray don’t be sorry, pray don’t be vexed with
  • me! I have nothing to do with it indeed!’
  • Kit looked at her with his eyes stretched wide; and opened and shut his
  • mouth a great many times; but couldn’t get out one word.
  • ‘He complains and raves of you,’ said the child, ‘I don’t know what you
  • have done, but I hope it’s nothing very bad.’
  • ‘I done!’ roared Kit.
  • ‘He cried that you’re the cause of all his misery,’ returned the child
  • with tearful eyes; ‘he screamed and called for you; they say you must
  • not come near him or he will die. You must not return to us any more.
  • I came to tell you. I thought it would be better that I should come
  • than somebody quite strange. Oh, Kit, what have you done? You, in
  • whom I trusted so much, and who were almost the only friend I had!’
  • The unfortunate Kit looked at his young mistress harder and harder, and
  • with eyes growing wider and wider, but was perfectly motionless and
  • silent.
  • ‘I have brought his money for the week,’ said the child, looking to the
  • woman and laying it on the table--‘and--and--a little more, for he was
  • always good and kind to me. I hope he will be sorry and do well
  • somewhere else and not take this to heart too much. It grieves me very
  • much to part with him like this, but there is no help. It must be
  • done. Good night!’
  • With the tears streaming down her face, and her slight figure trembling
  • with the agitation of the scene she had left, the shock she had
  • received, the errand she had just discharged, and a thousand painful
  • and affectionate feelings, the child hastened to the door, and
  • disappeared as rapidly as she had come.
  • The poor woman, who had no cause to doubt her son, but every reason for
  • relying on his honesty and truth, was staggered, notwithstanding, by
  • his not having advanced one word in his defence. Visions of gallantry,
  • knavery, robbery; and of the nightly absences from home for which he
  • had accounted so strangely, having been occasioned by some unlawful
  • pursuit; flocked into her brain and rendered her afraid to question
  • him. She rocked herself upon a chair, wringing her hands and weeping
  • bitterly, but Kit made no attempt to comfort her and remained quite
  • bewildered. The baby in the cradle woke up and cried; the boy in the
  • clothes-basket fell over on his back with the basket upon him, and was
  • seen no more; the mother wept louder yet and rocked faster; but Kit,
  • insensible to all the din and tumult, remained in a state of utter
  • stupefaction.
  • CHAPTER 11
  • Quiet and solitude were destined to hold uninterrupted rule no longer,
  • beneath the roof that sheltered the child. Next morning, the old man
  • was in a raging fever accompanied with delirium; and sinking under the
  • influence of this disorder he lay for many weeks in imminent peril of
  • his life. There was watching enough, now, but it was the watching of
  • strangers who made a greedy trade of it, and who, in the intervals in
  • their attendance upon the sick man huddled together with a ghastly
  • good-fellowship, and ate and drank and made merry; for disease and
  • death were their ordinary household gods.
  • Yet, in all the hurry and crowding of such a time, the child was more
  • alone than she had ever been before; alone in spirit, alone in her
  • devotion to him who was wasting away upon his burning bed; alone in her
  • unfeigned sorrow, and her unpurchased sympathy. Day after day, and
  • night after night, found her still by the pillow of the unconscious
  • sufferer, still anticipating his every want, still listening to those
  • repetitions of her name and those anxieties and cares for her, which
  • were ever uppermost among his feverish wanderings.
  • The house was no longer theirs. Even the sick chamber seemed to be
  • retained, on the uncertain tenure of Mr Quilp’s favour. The old man’s
  • illness had not lasted many days when he took formal possession of the
  • premises and all upon them, in virtue of certain legal powers to that
  • effect, which few understood and none presumed to call in question.
  • This important step secured, with the assistance of a man of law whom
  • he brought with him for the purpose, the dwarf proceeded to establish
  • himself and his coadjutor in the house, as an assertion of his claim
  • against all comers; and then set about making his quarters comfortable,
  • after his own fashion.
  • To this end, Mr Quilp encamped in the back parlour, having first put an
  • effectual stop to any further business by shutting up the shop. Having
  • looked out, from among the old furniture, the handsomest and most
  • commodious chair he could possibly find (which he reserved for his own
  • use) and an especially hideous and uncomfortable one (which he
  • considerately appropriated to the accommodation of his friend) he
  • caused them to be carried into this room, and took up his position in
  • great state. The apartment was very far removed from the old man’s
  • chamber, but Mr Quilp deemed it prudent, as a precaution against
  • infection from fever, and a means of wholesome fumigation, not only to
  • smoke, himself, without cessation, but to insist upon it that his legal
  • friend did the like. Moreover, he sent an express to the wharf for the
  • tumbling boy, who arriving with all despatch was enjoined to sit
  • himself down in another chair just inside the door, continually to
  • smoke a great pipe which the dwarf had provided for the purpose, and to
  • take it from his lips under any pretence whatever, were it only for one
  • minute at a time, if he dared. These arrangements completed, Mr Quilp
  • looked round him with chuckling satisfaction, and remarked that he
  • called that comfort.
  • The legal gentleman, whose melodious name was Brass, might have called
  • it comfort also but for two drawbacks: one was, that he could by no
  • exertion sit easy in his chair, the seat of which was very hard,
  • angular, slippery, and sloping; the other, that tobacco-smoke always
  • caused him great internal discomposure and annoyance. But as he was
  • quite a creature of Mr Quilp’s and had a thousand reasons for
  • conciliating his good opinion, he tried to smile, and nodded his
  • acquiescence with the best grace he could assume.
  • This Brass was an attorney of no very good repute, from Bevis Marks in
  • the city of London; he was a tall, meagre man, with a nose like a wen,
  • a protruding forehead, retreating eyes, and hair of a deep red. He
  • wore a long black surtout reaching nearly to his ankles, short black
  • trousers, high shoes, and cotton stockings of a bluish grey. He had a
  • cringing manner, but a very harsh voice; and his blandest smiles were
  • so extremely forbidding, that to have had his company under the least
  • repulsive circumstances, one would have wished him to be out of temper
  • that he might only scowl.
  • Quilp looked at his legal adviser, and seeing that he was winking very
  • much in the anguish of his pipe, that he sometimes shuddered when he
  • happened to inhale its full flavour, and that he constantly fanned the
  • smoke from him, was quite overjoyed and rubbed his hands with glee.
  • ‘Smoke away, you dog,’ said Quilp, turning to the boy; ‘fill your pipe
  • again and smoke it fast, down to the last whiff, or I’ll put the
  • sealing-waxed end of it in the fire and rub it red hot upon your
  • tongue.’
  • Luckily the boy was case-hardened, and would have smoked a small
  • lime-kiln if anybody had treated him with it. Wherefore, he only
  • muttered a brief defiance of his master, and did as he was ordered.
  • ‘Is it good, Brass, is it nice, is it fragrant, do you feel like the
  • Grand Turk?’ said Quilp.
  • Mr Brass thought that if he did, the Grand Turk’s feelings were by no
  • means to be envied, but he said it was famous, and he had no doubt he
  • felt very like that Potentate.
  • ‘This is the way to keep off fever,’ said Quilp, ‘this is the way to
  • keep off every calamity of life! We’ll never leave off, all the time
  • we stop here--smoke away, you dog, or you shall swallow the pipe!’
  • ‘Shall we stop here long, Mr Quilp?’ inquired his legal friend, when
  • the dwarf had given his boy this gentle admonition.
  • ‘We must stop, I suppose, till the old gentleman up stairs is dead,’
  • returned Quilp.
  • ‘He he he!’ laughed Mr Brass, ‘oh! very good!’
  • ‘Smoke away!’ cried Quilp. ‘Never stop! You can talk as you smoke.
  • Don’t lose time.’
  • ‘He he he!’ cried Brass faintly, as he again applied himself to the
  • odious pipe. ‘But if he should get better, Mr Quilp?’
  • ‘Then we shall stop till he does, and no longer,’ returned the dwarf.
  • ‘How kind it is of you, Sir, to wait till then!’ said Brass. ‘Some
  • people, Sir, would have sold or removed the goods--oh dear, the very
  • instant the law allowed ‘em. Some people, Sir, would have been all
  • flintiness and granite. Some people, sir, would have--’
  • ‘Some people would have spared themselves the jabbering of such a
  • parrot as you,’ interposed the dwarf.
  • ‘He he he!’ cried Brass. ‘You have such spirits!’
  • The smoking sentinel at the door interposed in this place, and without
  • taking his pipe from his lips, growled,
  • ‘Here’s the gal a comin’ down.’
  • ‘The what, you dog?’ said Quilp.
  • ‘The gal,’ returned the boy. ‘Are you deaf?’
  • ‘Oh!’ said Quilp, drawing in his breath with great relish as if he were
  • taking soup, ‘you and I will have such a settling presently; there’s
  • such a scratching and bruising in store for you, my dear young friend!
  • Aha! Nelly! How is he now, my duck of diamonds?’
  • ‘He’s very bad,’ replied the weeping child.
  • ‘What a pretty little Nell!’ cried Quilp.
  • ‘Oh beautiful, sir, beautiful indeed,’ said Brass. ‘Quite charming.’
  • ‘Has she come to sit upon Quilp’s knee,’ said the dwarf, in what he
  • meant to be a soothing tone, ‘or is she going to bed in her own little
  • room inside here? Which is poor Nelly going to do?’
  • ‘What a remarkable pleasant way he has with children!’ muttered Brass,
  • as if in confidence between himself and the ceiling; ‘upon my word it’s
  • quite a treat to hear him.’
  • ‘I’m not going to stay at all,’ faltered Nell. ‘I want a few things
  • out of that room, and then I--I--won’t come down here any more.’
  • ‘And a very nice little room it is!’ said the dwarf looking into it as
  • the child entered. ‘Quite a bower! You’re sure you’re not going to
  • use it; you’re sure you’re not coming back, Nelly?’
  • ‘No,’ replied the child, hurrying away, with the few articles of dress
  • she had come to remove; ‘never again! Never again.’
  • ‘She’s very sensitive,’ said Quilp, looking after her. ‘Very
  • sensitive; that’s a pity. The bedstead is much about my size. I think
  • I shall make it MY little room.’
  • Mr Brass encouraging this idea, as he would have encouraged any other
  • emanating from the same source, the dwarf walked in to try the effect.
  • This he did, by throwing himself on his back upon the bed with his pipe
  • in his mouth, and then kicking up his legs and smoking violently. Mr
  • Brass applauding this picture very much, and the bed being soft and
  • comfortable, Mr Quilp determined to use it, both as a sleeping place by
  • night and as a kind of Divan by day; and in order that it might be
  • converted to the latter purpose at once, remained where he was, and
  • smoked his pipe out. The legal gentleman being by this time rather
  • giddy and perplexed in his ideas (for this was one of the operations of
  • the tobacco on his nervous system), took the opportunity of slinking
  • away into the open air, where, in course of time, he recovered
  • sufficiently to return with a countenance of tolerable composure. He
  • was soon led on by the malicious dwarf to smoke himself into a relapse,
  • and in that state stumbled upon a settee where he slept till morning.
  • Such were Mr Quilp’s first proceedings on entering upon his new
  • property. He was, for some days, restrained by business from
  • performing any particular pranks, as his time was pretty well occupied
  • between taking, with the assistance of Mr Brass, a minute inventory of
  • all the goods in the place, and going abroad upon his other concerns
  • which happily engaged him for several hours at a time. His avarice and
  • caution being, now, thoroughly awakened, however, he was never absent
  • from the house one night; and his eagerness for some termination, good
  • or bad, to the old man’s disorder, increasing rapidly, as the time
  • passed by, soon began to vent itself in open murmurs and exclamations
  • of impatience.
  • Nell shrank timidly from all the dwarf’s advances towards conversation,
  • and fled from the very sound of his voice; nor were the lawyer’s smiles
  • less terrible to her than Quilp’s grimaces. She lived in such
  • continual dread and apprehension of meeting one or other of them on the
  • stairs or in the passages if she stirred from her grandfather’s
  • chamber, that she seldom left it, for a moment, until late at night,
  • when the silence encouraged her to venture forth and breathe the purer
  • air of some empty room.
  • One night, she had stolen to her usual window, and was sitting there
  • very sorrowfully--for the old man had been worse that day--when she
  • thought she heard her name pronounced by a voice in the street.
  • Looking down, she recognised Kit, whose endeavours to attract her
  • attention had roused her from her sad reflections.
  • ‘Miss Nell!’ said the boy in a low voice.
  • ‘Yes,’ replied the child, doubtful whether she ought to hold any
  • communication with the supposed culprit, but inclining to her old
  • favourite still; ‘what do you want?’
  • ‘I have wanted to say a word to you, for a long time,’ the boy replied,
  • ‘but the people below have driven me away and wouldn’t let me see you.
  • You don’t believe--I hope you don’t really believe--that I deserve to
  • be cast off as I have been; do you, miss?’
  • ‘I must believe it,’ returned the child. ‘Or why would grandfather
  • have been so angry with you?’
  • ‘I don’t know,’ replied Kit. ‘I’m sure I never deserved it from him,
  • no, nor from you. I can say that, with a true and honest heart, any
  • way. And then to be driven from the door, when I only came to ask how
  • old master was--!’
  • ‘They never told me that,’ said the child. ‘I didn’t know it indeed.
  • I wouldn’t have had them do it for the world.’
  • ‘Thank’ee, miss,’ returned Kit, ‘it’s comfortable to hear you say that.
  • I said I never would believe that it was your doing.’
  • ‘That was right!’ said the child eagerly.
  • ‘Miss Nell,’ cried the boy coming under the window, and speaking in a
  • lower tone, ‘there are new masters down stairs. It’s a change for you.’
  • ‘It is indeed,’ replied the child.
  • ‘And so it will be for him when he gets better,’ said the boy, pointing
  • towards the sick room.
  • ‘--If he ever does,’ added the child, unable to restrain her tears.
  • ‘Oh, he’ll do that, he’ll do that,’ said Kit. ‘I’m sure he will. You
  • mustn’t be cast down, Miss Nell. Now don’t be, pray!’
  • These words of encouragement and consolation were few and roughly said,
  • but they affected the child and made her, for the moment, weep the more.
  • ‘He’ll be sure to get better now,’ said the boy anxiously, ‘if you
  • don’t give way to low spirits and turn ill yourself, which would make
  • him worse and throw him back, just as he was recovering. When he does,
  • say a good word--say a kind word for me, Miss Nell!’
  • ‘They tell me I must not even mention your name to him for a long, long
  • time,’ rejoined the child, ‘I dare not; and even if I might, what good
  • would a kind word do you, Kit? We shall be very poor. We shall
  • scarcely have bread to eat.’
  • ‘It’s not that I may be taken back,’ said the boy, ‘that I ask the
  • favour of you. It isn’t for the sake of food and wages that I’ve been
  • waiting about so long in hopes to see you. Don’t think that I’d come
  • in a time of trouble to talk of such things as them.’
  • The child looked gratefully and kindly at him, but waited that he might
  • speak again.
  • ‘No, it’s not that,’ said Kit hesitating, ‘it’s something very
  • different from that. I haven’t got much sense, I know, but if he could
  • be brought to believe that I’d been a faithful servant to him, doing
  • the best I could, and never meaning harm, perhaps he mightn’t--’
  • Here Kit faltered so long that the child entreated him to speak out,
  • and quickly, for it was very late, and time to shut the window.
  • ‘Perhaps he mightn’t think it over venturesome of me to say--well then,
  • to say this,’ cried Kit with sudden boldness. ‘This home is gone from
  • you and him. Mother and I have got a poor one, but that’s better than
  • this with all these people here; and why not come there, till he’s had
  • time to look about, and find a better!’
  • The child did not speak. Kit, in the relief of having made his
  • proposition, found his tongue loosened, and spoke out in its favour
  • with his utmost eloquence.
  • ‘You think,’ said the boy, ‘that it’s very small and inconvenient. So
  • it is, but it’s very clean. Perhaps you think it would be noisy, but
  • there’s not a quieter court than ours in all the town. Don’t be afraid
  • of the children; the baby hardly ever cries, and the other one is very
  • good--besides, I’d mind ‘em. They wouldn’t vex you much, I’m sure. Do
  • try, Miss Nell, do try. The little front room up stairs is very
  • pleasant. You can see a piece of the church-clock, through the
  • chimneys, and almost tell the time; mother says it would be just the
  • thing for you, and so it would, and you’d have her to wait upon you
  • both, and me to run of errands. We don’t mean money, bless you; you’re
  • not to think of that! Will you try him, Miss Nell? Only say you’ll
  • try him. Do try to make old master come, and ask him first what I have
  • done. Will you only promise that, Miss Nell?’
  • Before the child could reply to this earnest solicitation, the
  • street-door opened, and Mr Brass thrusting out his night-capped head
  • called in a surly voice, ‘Who’s there!’ Kit immediately glided away,
  • and Nell, closing the window softly, drew back into the room.
  • Before Mr Brass had repeated his inquiry many times, Mr Quilp, also
  • embellished with a night-cap, emerged from the same door and looked
  • carefully up and down the street, and up at all the windows of the
  • house, from the opposite side. Finding that there was nobody in sight,
  • he presently returned into the house with his legal friend, protesting
  • (as the child heard from the staircase), that there was a league and
  • plot against him; that he was in danger of being robbed and plundered
  • by a band of conspirators who prowled about the house at all seasons;
  • and that he would delay no longer but take immediate steps for
  • disposing of the property and returning to his own peaceful roof.
  • Having growled forth these, and a great many other threats of the same
  • nature, he coiled himself once more in the child’s little bed, and Nell
  • crept softly up the stairs.
  • It was natural enough that her short and unfinished dialogue with Kit
  • should leave a strong impression on her mind, and influence her dreams
  • that night and her recollections for a long, long time. Surrounded by
  • unfeeling creditors, and mercenary attendants upon the sick, and
  • meeting in the height of her anxiety and sorrow with little regard or
  • sympathy even from the women about her, it is not surprising that the
  • affectionate heart of the child should have been touched to the quick
  • by one kind and generous spirit, however uncouth the temple in which it
  • dwelt. Thank Heaven that the temples of such spirits are not made with
  • hands, and that they may be even more worthily hung with poor
  • patch-work than with purple and fine linen!
  • CHAPTER 12
  • At length, the crisis of the old man’s disorder was past, and he began
  • to mend. By very slow and feeble degrees his consciousness came back;
  • but the mind was weakened and its functions were impaired. He was
  • patient, and quiet; often sat brooding, but not despondently, for a
  • long space; was easily amused, even by a sun-beam on the wall or
  • ceiling; made no complaint that the days were long, or the nights
  • tedious; and appeared indeed to have lost all count of time, and every
  • sense of care or weariness. He would sit, for hours together, with
  • Nell’s small hand in his, playing with the fingers and stopping
  • sometimes to smooth her hair or kiss her brow; and, when he saw that
  • tears were glistening in her eyes, would look, amazed, about him for
  • the cause, and forget his wonder even while he looked.
  • The child and he rode out; the old man propped up with pillows, and the
  • child beside him. They were hand in hand as usual. The noise and
  • motion in the streets fatigued his brain at first, but he was not
  • surprised, or curious, or pleased, or irritated. He was asked if he
  • remembered this, or that. ‘O yes,’ he said, ‘quite well--why not?’
  • Sometimes he turned his head, and looked, with earnest gaze and
  • outstretched neck, after some stranger in the crowd, until he
  • disappeared from sight; but, to the question why he did this, he
  • answered not a word.
  • He was sitting in his easy chair one day, and Nell upon a stool beside
  • him, when a man outside the door inquired if he might enter. ‘Yes,’ he
  • said without emotion, ‘it was Quilp, he knew. Quilp was master there.
  • Of course he might come in.’ And so he did.
  • ‘I’m glad to see you well again at last, neighbour,’ said the dwarf,
  • sitting down opposite him. ‘You’re quite strong now?’
  • ‘Yes,’ said the old man feebly, ‘yes.’
  • ‘I don’t want to hurry you, you know, neighbour,’ said the dwarf,
  • raising his voice, for the old man’s senses were duller than they had
  • been; ‘but, as soon as you can arrange your future proceedings, the
  • better.’
  • ‘Surely,’ said the old man. ‘The better for all parties.’
  • ‘You see,’ pursued Quilp after a short pause, ‘the goods being once
  • removed, this house would be uncomfortable; uninhabitable in fact.’
  • ‘You say true,’ returned the old man. ‘Poor Nell too, what would she
  • do?’
  • ‘Exactly,’ bawled the dwarf nodding his head; ‘that’s very well
  • observed. Then will you consider about it, neighbour?’
  • ‘I will, certainly,’ replied the old man. ‘We shall not stop here.’
  • ‘So I supposed,’ said the dwarf. ‘I have sold the things. They have
  • not yielded quite as much as they might have done, but pretty
  • well--pretty well. To-day’s Tuesday. When shall they be moved?
  • There’s no hurry--shall we say this afternoon?’
  • ‘Say Friday morning,’ returned the old man.
  • ‘Very good,’ said the dwarf. ‘So be it--with the understanding that I
  • can’t go beyond that day, neighbour, on any account.’
  • ‘Good,’ returned the old man. ‘I shall remember it.’
  • Mr Quilp seemed rather puzzled by the strange, even spiritless way in
  • which all this was said; but as the old man nodded his head and
  • repeated ‘on Friday morning. I shall remember it,’ he had no excuse
  • for dwelling on the subject any further, and so took a friendly leave
  • with many expressions of good-will and many compliments to his friend
  • on his looking so remarkably well; and went below stairs to report
  • progress to Mr Brass.
  • All that day, and all the next, the old man remained in this state. He
  • wandered up and down the house and into and out of the various rooms,
  • as if with some vague intent of bidding them adieu, but he referred
  • neither by direct allusions nor in any other manner to the interview of
  • the morning or the necessity of finding some other shelter. An
  • indistinct idea he had, that the child was desolate and in want of
  • help; for he often drew her to his bosom and bade her be of good cheer,
  • saying that they would not desert each other; but he seemed unable to
  • contemplate their real position more distinctly, and was still the
  • listless, passionless creature that suffering of mind and body had left
  • him.
  • We call this a state of childishness, but it is the same poor hollow
  • mockery of it, that death is of sleep. Where, in the dull eyes of
  • doating men, are the laughing light and life of childhood, the gaiety
  • that has known no check, the frankness that has felt no chill, the hope
  • that has never withered, the joys that fade in blossoming? Where, in
  • the sharp lineaments of rigid and unsightly death, is the calm beauty
  • of slumber, telling of rest for the waking hours that are past, and
  • gentle hopes and loves for those which are to come? Lay death and
  • sleep down, side by side, and say who shall find the two akin. Send
  • forth the child and childish man together, and blush for the pride that
  • libels our own old happy state, and gives its title to an ugly and
  • distorted image.
  • Thursday arrived, and there was no alteration in the old man. But a
  • change came upon him that evening as he and the child sat silently
  • together.
  • In a small dull yard below his window, there was a tree--green and
  • flourishing enough, for such a place--and as the air stirred among its
  • leaves, it threw a rippling shadow on the white wall. The old man sat
  • watching the shadows as they trembled in this patch of light, until the
  • sun went down; and when it was night, and the moon was slowly rising,
  • he still sat in the same spot.
  • To one who had been tossing on a restless bed so long, even these few
  • green leaves and this tranquil light, although it languished among
  • chimneys and house-tops, were pleasant things. They suggested quiet
  • places afar off, and rest, and peace. The child thought, more than
  • once that he was moved: and had forborne to speak. But now he shed
  • tears--tears that it lightened her aching heart to see--and making as
  • though he would fall upon his knees, besought her to forgive him.
  • ‘Forgive you--what?’ said Nell, interposing to prevent his purpose.
  • ‘Oh grandfather, what should I forgive?’
  • ‘All that is past, all that has come upon thee, Nell, all that was done
  • in that uneasy dream,’ returned the old man.
  • ‘Do not talk so,’ said the child. ‘Pray do not. Let us speak of
  • something else.’
  • ‘Yes, yes, we will,’ he rejoined. ‘And it shall be of what we talked
  • of long ago--many months--months is it, or weeks, or days? which is it
  • Nell?’
  • ‘I do not understand you,’ said the child.
  • ‘It has come back upon me to-day, it has all come back since we have
  • been sitting here. I bless thee for it, Nell!’
  • ‘For what, dear grandfather?’
  • ‘For what you said when we were first made beggars, Nell. Let us speak
  • softly. Hush! for if they knew our purpose down stairs, they would
  • cry that I was mad and take thee from me. We will not stop here
  • another day. We will go far away from here.’
  • ‘Yes, let us go,’ said the child earnestly. ‘Let us begone from this
  • place, and never turn back or think of it again. Let us wander
  • barefoot through the world, rather than linger here.’
  • ‘We will,’ answered the old man, ‘we will travel afoot through the
  • fields and woods, and by the side of rivers, and trust ourselves to God
  • in the places where He dwells. It is far better to lie down at night
  • beneath an open sky like that yonder--see how bright it is--than to
  • rest in close rooms which are always full of care and weary dreams.
  • Thou and I together, Nell, may be cheerful and happy yet, and learn to
  • forget this time, as if it had never been.’
  • ‘We will be happy,’ cried the child. ‘We never can be here.’
  • ‘No, we never can again--never again--that’s truly said,’ rejoined the
  • old man. ‘Let us steal away to-morrow morning--early and softly, that
  • we may not be seen or heard--and leave no trace or track for them to
  • follow by. Poor Nell! Thy cheek is pale, and thy eyes are heavy with
  • watching and weeping for me--I know--for me; but thou wilt be well
  • again, and merry too, when we are far away. To-morrow morning, dear,
  • we’ll turn our faces from this scene of sorrow, and be as free and
  • happy as the birds.’
  • And then the old man clasped his hands above her head, and said, in a
  • few broken words, that from that time forth they would wander up and
  • down together, and never part more until Death took one or other of the
  • twain.
  • The child’s heart beat high with hope and confidence. She had no
  • thought of hunger, or cold, or thirst, or suffering. She saw in this,
  • but a return of the simple pleasures they had once enjoyed, a relief
  • from the gloomy solitude in which she had lived, an escape from the
  • heartless people by whom she had been surrounded in her late time of
  • trial, the restoration of the old man’s health and peace, and a life of
  • tranquil happiness. Sun, and stream, and meadow, and summer days,
  • shone brightly in her view, and there was no dark tint in all the
  • sparkling picture.
  • The old man had slept, for some hours, soundly in his bed, and she was
  • yet busily engaged in preparing for their flight. There were a few
  • articles of clothing for herself to carry, and a few for him; old
  • garments, such as became their fallen fortunes, laid out to wear; and a
  • staff to support his feeble steps, put ready for his use. But this was
  • not all her task; for now she must visit the old rooms for the last
  • time.
  • And how different the parting with them was, from any she had expected,
  • and most of all from that which she had oftenest pictured to herself.
  • How could she ever have thought of bidding them farewell in triumph,
  • when the recollection of the many hours she had passed among them rose
  • to her swelling heart, and made her feel the wish a cruelty: lonely and
  • sad though many of those hours had been! She sat down at the window
  • where she had spent so many evenings--darker far than this--and every
  • thought of hope or cheerfulness that had occurred to her in that place
  • came vividly upon her mind, and blotted out all its dull and mournful
  • associations in an instant.
  • Her own little room too, where she had so often knelt down and prayed
  • at night--prayed for the time which she hoped was dawning now--the
  • little room where she had slept so peacefully, and dreamed such
  • pleasant dreams! It was hard not to be able to glance round it once
  • more, and to be forced to leave it without one kind look or grateful
  • tear. There were some trifles there--poor useless things--that she
  • would have liked to take away; but that was impossible.
  • This brought to mind her bird, her poor bird, who hung there yet. She
  • wept bitterly for the loss of this little creature--until the idea
  • occurred to her--she did not know how, or why, it came into her
  • head--that it might, by some means, fall into the hands of Kit who
  • would keep it for her sake, and think, perhaps, that she had left it
  • behind in the hope that he might have it, and as an assurance that she
  • was grateful to him. She was calmed and comforted by the thought, and
  • went to rest with a lighter heart.
  • From many dreams of rambling through light and sunny places, but with
  • some vague object unattained which ran indistinctly through them all,
  • she awoke to find that it was yet night, and that the stars were
  • shining brightly in the sky. At length, the day began to glimmer, and
  • the stars to grow pale and dim. As soon as she was sure of this, she
  • arose, and dressed herself for the journey.
  • The old man was yet asleep, and as she was unwilling to disturb him,
  • she left him to slumber on, until the sun rose. He was anxious that
  • they should leave the house without a minute’s loss of time, and was
  • soon ready.
  • The child then took him by the hand, and they trod lightly and
  • cautiously down the stairs, trembling whenever a board creaked, and
  • often stopping to listen. The old man had forgotten a kind of wallet
  • which contained the light burden he had to carry; and the going back a
  • few steps to fetch it seemed an interminable delay.
  • At last they reached the passage on the ground floor, where the snoring
  • of Mr Quilp and his legal friend sounded more terrible in their ears
  • than the roars of lions. The bolts of the door were rusty, and
  • difficult to unfasten without noise. When they were all drawn back, it
  • was found to be locked, and worst of all, the key was gone. Then the
  • child remembered, for the first time, one of the nurses having told her
  • that Quilp always locked both the house-doors at night, and kept the
  • keys on the table in his bedroom.
  • It was not without great fear and trepidation that little Nell slipped
  • off her shoes and gliding through the store-room of old curiosities,
  • where Mr Brass--the ugliest piece of goods in all the stock--lay
  • sleeping on a mattress, passed into her own little chamber.
  • Here she stood, for a few moments, quite transfixed with terror at the
  • sight of Mr Quilp, who was hanging so far out of bed that he almost
  • seemed to be standing on his head, and who, either from the uneasiness
  • of this posture, or in one of his agreeable habits, was gasping and
  • growling with his mouth wide open, and the whites (or rather the dirty
  • yellows) of his eyes distinctly visible. It was no time, however, to
  • ask whether anything ailed him; so, possessing herself of the key after
  • one hasty glance about the room, and repassing the prostrate Mr Brass,
  • she rejoined the old man in safety. They got the door open without
  • noise, and passing into the street, stood still.
  • ‘Which way?’ said the child.
  • The old man looked, irresolutely and helplessly, first at her, then to
  • the right and left, then at her again, and shook his head. It was
  • plain that she was thenceforth his guide and leader. The child felt
  • it, but had no doubts or misgiving, and putting her hand in his, led
  • him gently away.
  • It was the beginning of a day in June; the deep blue sky unsullied by a
  • cloud, and teeming with brilliant light. The streets were, as yet,
  • nearly free from passengers, the houses and shops were closed, and the
  • healthy air of morning fell like breath from angels, on the sleeping
  • town.
  • The old man and the child passed on through the glad silence, elate
  • with hope and pleasure. They were alone together, once again; every
  • object was bright and fresh; nothing reminded them, otherwise than by
  • contrast, of the monotony and constraint they had left behind; church
  • towers and steeples, frowning and dark at other times, now shone in the
  • sun; each humble nook and corner rejoiced in light; and the sky, dimmed
  • only by excessive distance, shed its placid smile on everything beneath.
  • Forth from the city, while it yet slumbered, went the two poor
  • adventurers, wandering they knew not whither.
  • CHAPTER 13
  • Daniel Quilp of Tower Hill, and Sampson Brass of Bevis Marks in the
  • city of London, Gentleman, one of her Majesty’s attornies of the Courts
  • of the King’s Bench and Common Pleas at Westminster and a solicitor of
  • the High Court of Chancery, slumbered on, unconscious and unsuspicious
  • of any mischance, until a knocking on the street door, often repeated
  • and gradually mounting up from a modest single rap to a perfect battery
  • of knocks, fired in long discharges with a very short interval between,
  • caused the said Daniel Quilp to struggle into a horizontal position,
  • and to stare at the ceiling with a drowsy indifference, betokening that
  • he heard the noise and rather wondered at the same, and couldn’t be at
  • the trouble of bestowing any further thought upon the subject.
  • As the knocking, however, instead of accommodating itself to his lazy
  • state, increased in vigour and became more importunate, as if in
  • earnest remonstrance against his falling asleep again, now that he had
  • once opened his eyes, Daniel Quilp began by degrees to comprehend the
  • possibility of there being somebody at the door; and thus he gradually
  • came to recollect that it was Friday morning, and he had ordered Mrs
  • Quilp to be in waiting upon him at an early hour.
  • Mr Brass, after writhing about, in a great many strange attitudes, and
  • often twisting his face and eyes into an expression like that which is
  • usually produced by eating gooseberries very early in the season, was
  • by this time awake also. Seeing that Mr Quilp invested himself in his
  • every-day garments, he hastened to do the like, putting on his shoes
  • before his stockings, and thrusting his legs into his coat sleeves, and
  • making such other small mistakes in his toilet as are not uncommon to
  • those who dress in a hurry, and labour under the agitation of having
  • been suddenly roused.
  • While the attorney was thus engaged, the dwarf was groping under the
  • table, muttering desperate imprecations on himself, and mankind in
  • general, and all inanimate objects to boot, which suggested to Mr Brass
  • the question, ‘what’s the matter?’
  • ‘The key,’ said the dwarf, looking viciously about him, ‘the
  • door-key--that’s the matter. D’ye know anything of it?’
  • ‘How should I know anything of it, sir?’ returned Mr Brass.
  • ‘How should you?’ repeated Quilp with a sneer. ‘You’re a nice lawyer,
  • an’t you? Ugh, you idiot!’
  • Not caring to represent to the dwarf in his present humour, that the
  • loss of a key by another person could scarcely be said to affect his
  • (Brass’s) legal knowledge in any material degree, Mr Brass humbly
  • suggested that it must have been forgotten over night, and was,
  • doubtless, at that moment in its native key-hole. Notwithstanding that
  • Mr Quilp had a strong conviction to the contrary, founded on his
  • recollection of having carefully taken it out, he was fain to admit
  • that this was possible, and therefore went grumbling to the door where,
  • sure enough, he found it.
  • Now, just as Mr Quilp laid his hand upon the lock, and saw with great
  • astonishment that the fastenings were undone, the knocking came again
  • with the most irritating violence, and the daylight which had been
  • shining through the key-hole was intercepted on the outside by a human
  • eye. The dwarf was very much exasperated, and wanting somebody to
  • wreak his ill-humour upon, determined to dart out suddenly, and favour
  • Mrs Quilp with a gentle acknowledgment of her attention in making that
  • hideous uproar.
  • With this view, he drew back the lock very silently and softly, and
  • opening the door all at once, pounced out upon the person on the other
  • side, who had at that moment raised the knocker for another
  • application, and at whom the dwarf ran head first: throwing out his
  • hands and feet together, and biting the air in the fulness of his
  • malice.
  • So far, however, from rushing upon somebody who offered no resistance
  • and implored his mercy, Mr Quilp was no sooner in the arms of the
  • individual whom he had taken for his wife than he found himself
  • complimented with two staggering blows on the head, and two more, of
  • the same quality, in the chest; and closing with his assailant, such a
  • shower of buffets rained down upon his person as sufficed to convince
  • him that he was in skilful and experienced hands. Nothing daunted by
  • this reception, he clung tight to his opponent, and bit and hammered
  • away with such good-will and heartiness, that it was at least a couple
  • of minutes before he was dislodged. Then, and not until then, Daniel
  • Quilp found himself, all flushed and dishevelled, in the middle of the
  • street, with Mr Richard Swiveller performing a kind of dance round him
  • and requiring to know ‘whether he wanted any more?’
  • ‘There’s plenty more of it at the same shop,’ said Mr Swiveller, by
  • turns advancing and retreating in a threatening attitude, ‘a large and
  • extensive assortment always on hand--country orders executed with
  • promptitude and despatch--will you have a little more, Sir--don’t say
  • no, if you’d rather not.’
  • ‘I thought it was somebody else,’ said Quilp, rubbing his shoulders,
  • ‘why didn’t you say who you were?’
  • ‘Why didn’t you say who YOU were?’ returned Dick, ‘instead of flying
  • out of the house like a Bedlamite?’
  • ‘It was you that--that knocked,’ said the dwarf, getting up with a
  • short groan, ‘was it?’
  • ‘Yes, I am the man,’ replied Dick. ‘That lady had begun when I came,
  • but she knocked too soft, so I relieved her.’ As he said this, he
  • pointed towards Mrs Quilp, who stood trembling at a little distance.
  • ‘Humph!’ muttered the dwarf, darting an angry look at his wife, ‘I
  • thought it was your fault! And you, sir--don’t you know there has been
  • somebody ill here, that you knock as if you’d beat the door down?’
  • ‘Damme!’ answered Dick, ‘that’s why I did it. I thought there was
  • somebody dead here.’
  • ‘You came for some purpose, I suppose,’ said Quilp. ‘What is it you
  • want?’
  • ‘I want to know how the old gentleman is,’ rejoined Mr Swiveller, ‘and
  • to hear from Nell herself, with whom I should like to have a little
  • talk. I’m a friend of the family, sir--at least I’m the friend of one
  • of the family, and that’s the same thing.’
  • ‘You’d better walk in then,’ said the dwarf. ‘Go on, sir, go on. Now,
  • Mrs Quilp--after you, ma’am.’
  • Mrs Quilp hesitated, but Mr Quilp insisted. And it was not a contest
  • of politeness, or by any means a matter of form, for she knew very well
  • that her husband wished to enter the house in this order, that he might
  • have a favourable opportunity of inflicting a few pinches on her arms,
  • which were seldom free from impressions of his fingers in black and
  • blue colours. Mr Swiveller, who was not in the secret, was a little
  • surprised to hear a suppressed scream, and, looking round, to see Mrs
  • Quilp following him with a sudden jerk; but he did not remark on these
  • appearances, and soon forgot them.
  • ‘Now, Mrs Quilp,’ said the dwarf when they had entered the shop, ‘go
  • you up stairs, if you please, to Nelly’s room, and tell her that she’s
  • wanted.’
  • ‘You seem to make yourself at home here,’ said Dick, who was
  • unacquainted with Mr Quilp’s authority.
  • ‘I AM at home, young gentleman,’ returned the dwarf.
  • Dick was pondering what these words might mean, and still more what the
  • presence of Mr Brass might mean, when Mrs Quilp came hurrying down
  • stairs, declaring that the rooms above were empty.
  • ‘Empty, you fool!’ said the dwarf.
  • ‘I give you my word, Quilp,’ answered his trembling wife, ‘that I have
  • been into every room and there’s not a soul in any of them.’
  • ‘And that,’ said Mr Brass, clapping his hands once, with an emphasis,
  • ‘explains the mystery of the key!’
  • Quilp looked frowningly at him, and frowningly at his wife, and
  • frowningly at Richard Swiveller; but, receiving no enlightenment from
  • any of them, hurried up stairs, whence he soon hurried down again,
  • confirming the report which had already been made.
  • ‘It’s a strange way of going,’ he said, glancing at Swiveller, ‘very
  • strange not to communicate with me who am such a close and intimate
  • friend of his! Ah! he’ll write to me no doubt, or he’ll bid Nelly
  • write--yes, yes, that’s what he’ll do. Nelly’s very fond of me.
  • Pretty Nell!’
  • Mr Swiveller looked, as he was, all open-mouthed astonishment. Still
  • glancing furtively at him, Quilp turned to Mr Brass and observed, with
  • assumed carelessness, that this need not interfere with the removal of
  • the goods.
  • ‘For indeed,’ he added, ‘we knew that they’d go away to-day, but not
  • that they’d go so early, or so quietly. But they have their reasons,
  • they have their reasons.’
  • ‘Where in the devil’s name are they gone?’ said the wondering Dick.
  • Quilp shook his head, and pursed up his lips, in a manner which implied
  • that he knew very well, but was not at liberty to say.
  • ‘And what,’ said Dick, looking at the confusion about him, ‘what do you
  • mean by moving the goods?’
  • ‘That I have bought ‘em, Sir,’ rejoined Quilp. ‘Eh? What then?’
  • ‘Has the sly old fox made his fortune then, and gone to live in a
  • tranquil cot in a pleasant spot with a distant view of the changing
  • sea?’ said Dick, in great bewilderment.
  • ‘Keeping his place of retirement very close, that he may not be visited
  • too often by affectionate grandsons and their devoted friends, eh?’
  • added the dwarf, rubbing his hands hard; ‘I say nothing, but is that
  • your meaning?’
  • Richard Swiveller was utterly aghast at this unexpected alteration of
  • circumstances, which threatened the complete overthrow of the project
  • in which he bore so conspicuous a part, and seemed to nip his prospects
  • in the bud. Having only received from Frederick Trent, late on the
  • previous night, information of the old man’s illness, he had come upon
  • a visit of condolence and inquiry to Nell, prepared with the first
  • instalment of that long train of fascinations which was to fire her
  • heart at last. And here, when he had been thinking of all kinds of
  • graceful and insinuating approaches, and meditating on the fearful
  • retaliation which was slowly working against Sophy Wackles--here were
  • Nell, the old man, and all the money gone, melted away, decamped he
  • knew not whither, as if with a fore-knowledge of the scheme and a
  • resolution to defeat it in the very outset, before a step was taken.
  • In his secret heart, Daniel Quilp was both surprised and troubled by
  • the flight which had been made. It had not escaped his keen eye that
  • some indispensable articles of clothing were gone with the fugitives,
  • and knowing the old man’s weak state of mind, he marvelled what that
  • course of proceeding might be in which he had so readily procured the
  • concurrence of the child. It must not be supposed (or it would be a
  • gross injustice to Mr Quilp) that he was tortured by any disinterested
  • anxiety on behalf of either. His uneasiness arose from a misgiving
  • that the old man had some secret store of money which he had not
  • suspected; and the idea of its escaping his clutches, overwhelmed him
  • with mortification and self-reproach.
  • In this frame of mind, it was some consolation to him to find that
  • Richard Swiveller was, for different reasons, evidently irritated and
  • disappointed by the same cause. It was plain, thought the dwarf, that
  • he had come there, on behalf of his friend, to cajole or frighten the
  • old man out of some small fraction of that wealth of which they
  • supposed him to have an abundance. Therefore, it was a relief to vex
  • his heart with a picture of the riches the old man hoarded, and to
  • expatiate on his cunning in removing himself even beyond the reach of
  • importunity.
  • ‘Well,’ said Dick, with a blank look, ‘I suppose it’s of no use my
  • staying here.’
  • ‘Not the least in the world,’ rejoined the dwarf.
  • ‘You’ll mention that I called, perhaps?’ said Dick.
  • Mr Quilp nodded, and said he certainly would, the very first time he
  • saw them.
  • ‘And say,’ added Mr Swiveller, ‘say, sir, that I was wafted here upon
  • the pinions of concord; that I came to remove, with the rake of
  • friendship, the seeds of mutual violence and heart-burning, and to sow
  • in their place, the germs of social harmony. Will you have the
  • goodness to charge yourself with that commission, Sir?’
  • ‘Certainly!’ rejoined Quilp.
  • ‘Will you be kind enough to add to it, Sir,’ said Dick, producing a
  • very small limp card, ‘that that is my address, and that I am to be
  • found at home every morning. Two distinct knocks, sir, will produce
  • the slavey at any time. My particular friends, Sir, are accustomed to
  • sneeze when the door is opened, to give her to understand that they ARE
  • my friends and have no interested motives in asking if I’m at home. I
  • beg your pardon; will you allow me to look at that card again?’
  • ‘Oh! by all means,’ rejoined Quilp.
  • ‘By a slight and not unnatural mistake, sir,’ said Dick, substituting
  • another in its stead, ‘I had handed you the pass-ticket of a select
  • convivial circle called the Glorious Apollers of which I have the
  • honour to be Perpetual Grand. That is the proper document, Sir. Good
  • morning.’
  • Quilp bade him good day; the perpetual Grand Master of the Glorious
  • Apollers, elevating his hat in honour of Mrs Quilp, dropped it
  • carelessly on the side of his head again, and disappeared with a
  • flourish.
  • By this time, certain vans had arrived for the conveyance of the goods,
  • and divers strong men in caps were balancing chests of drawers and
  • other trifles of that nature upon their heads, and performing muscular
  • feats which heightened their complexions considerably. Not to be
  • behind-hand in the bustle, Mr Quilp went to work with surprising
  • vigour; hustling and driving the people about, like an evil spirit;
  • setting Mrs Quilp upon all kinds of arduous and impracticable tasks;
  • carrying great weights up and down, with no apparent effort; kicking
  • the boy from the wharf, whenever he could get near him; and inflicting,
  • with his loads, a great many sly bumps and blows on the shoulders of Mr
  • Brass, as he stood upon the door-steps to answer all the inquiries of
  • curious neighbours, which was his department. His presence and example
  • diffused such alacrity among the persons employed, that, in a few
  • hours, the house was emptied of everything, but pieces of matting,
  • empty porter-pots, and scattered fragments of straw.
  • Seated, like an African chief, on one of these pieces of matting, the
  • dwarf was regaling himself in the parlour, with bread and cheese and
  • beer, when he observed without appearing to do so, that a boy was
  • prying in at the outer door. Assured that it was Kit, though he saw
  • little more than his nose, Mr Quilp hailed him by his name; whereupon
  • Kit came in and demanded what he wanted.
  • ‘Come here, you sir,’ said the dwarf. ‘Well, so your old master and
  • young mistress have gone?’
  • ‘Where?’ rejoined Kit, looking round.
  • ‘Do you mean to say you don’t know where?’ answered Quilp sharply.
  • ‘Where have they gone, eh?’
  • ‘I don’t know,’ said Kit.
  • ‘Come,’ retorted Quilp, ‘let’s have no more of this! Do you mean to
  • say that you don’t know they went away by stealth, as soon as it was
  • light this morning?’
  • ‘No,’ said the boy, in evident surprise.
  • ‘You don’t know that?’ cried Quilp. ‘Don’t I know that you were
  • hanging about the house the other night, like a thief, eh? Weren’t you
  • told then?’
  • ‘No,’ replied the boy.
  • ‘You were not?’ said Quilp. ‘What were you told then; what were you
  • talking about?’
  • Kit, who knew no particular reason why he should keep the matter secret
  • now, related the purpose for which he had come on that occasion, and
  • the proposal he had made.
  • ‘Oh!’ said the dwarf after a little consideration. ‘Then, I think
  • they’ll come to you yet.’
  • ‘Do you think they will?’ cried Kit eagerly.
  • ‘Aye, I think they will,’ returned the dwarf. ‘Now, when they do, let
  • me know; d’ye hear? Let me know, and I’ll give you something. I want
  • to do ‘em a kindness, and I can’t do ‘em a kindness unless I know where
  • they are. You hear what I say?’
  • Kit might have returned some answer which would not have been agreeable
  • to his irascible questioner, if the boy from the wharf, who had been
  • skulking about the room in search of anything that might have been left
  • about by accident, had not happened to cry, ‘Here’s a bird! What’s to
  • be done with this?’
  • ‘Wring its neck,’ rejoined Quilp.
  • ‘Oh no, don’t do that,’ said Kit, stepping forward. ‘Give it to me.’
  • ‘Oh yes, I dare say,’ cried the other boy. ‘Come! You let the cage
  • alone, and let me wring its neck will you? He said I was to do it.
  • You let the cage alone will you.’
  • ‘Give it here, give it to me, you dogs,’ roared Quilp. ‘Fight for it,
  • you dogs, or I’ll wring its neck myself!’
  • Without further persuasion, the two boys fell upon each other, tooth
  • and nail, while Quilp, holding up the cage in one hand, and chopping
  • the ground with his knife in an ecstasy, urged them on by his taunts
  • and cries to fight more fiercely. They were a pretty equal match, and
  • rolled about together, exchanging blows which were by no means child’s
  • play, until at length Kit, planting a well-directed hit in his
  • adversary’s chest, disengaged himself, sprung nimbly up, and snatching
  • the cage from Quilp’s hands made off with his prize.
  • He did not stop once until he reached home, where his bleeding face
  • occasioned great consternation, and caused the elder child to howl
  • dreadfully.
  • ‘Goodness gracious, Kit, what is the matter, what have you been doing?’
  • cried Mrs Nubbles.
  • ‘Never you mind, mother,’ answered her son, wiping his face on the
  • jack-towel behind the door. ‘I’m not hurt, don’t you be afraid for me.
  • I’ve been a fightin’ for a bird and won him, that’s all. Hold your
  • noise, little Jacob. I never see such a naughty boy in all my days!’
  • ‘You have been fighting for a bird!’ exclaimed his mother.
  • ‘Ah! Fightin’ for a bird!’ replied Kit, ‘and here he is--Miss Nelly’s
  • bird, mother, that they was agoin’ to wring the neck of! I stopped
  • that though--ha ha ha! They wouldn’t wring his neck and me by, no, no.
  • It wouldn’t do, mother, it wouldn’t do at all. Ha ha ha!’
  • Kit laughing so heartily, with his swoln and bruised face looking out
  • of the towel, made little Jacob laugh, and then his mother laughed, and
  • then the baby crowed and kicked with great glee, and then they all
  • laughed in concert: partly because of Kit’s triumph, and partly because
  • they were very fond of each other. When this fit was over, Kit
  • exhibited the bird to both children, as a great and precious rarity--it
  • was only a poor linnet--and looking about the wall for an old nail,
  • made a scaffolding of a chair and table and twisted it out with great
  • exultation.
  • ‘Let me see,’ said the boy, ‘I think I’ll hang him in the winder,
  • because it’s more light and cheerful, and he can see the sky there, if
  • he looks up very much. He’s such a one to sing, I can tell you!’
  • So, the scaffolding was made again, and Kit, climbing up with the poker
  • for a hammer, knocked in the nail and hung up the cage, to the
  • immeasurable delight of the whole family. When it had been adjusted
  • and straightened a great many times, and he had walked backwards into
  • the fire-place in his admiration of it, the arrangement was pronounced
  • to be perfect.
  • ‘And now, mother,’ said the boy, ‘before I rest any more, I’ll go out
  • and see if I can find a horse to hold, and then I can buy some
  • birdseed, and a bit of something nice for you, into the bargain.’
  • CHAPTER 14
  • As it was very easy for Kit to persuade himself that the old house was
  • in his way, his way being anywhere, he tried to look upon his passing
  • it once more as a matter of imperative and disagreeable necessity,
  • quite apart from any desire of his own, to which he could not choose
  • but yield. It is not uncommon for people who are much better fed and
  • taught than Christopher Nubbles had ever been, to make duties of their
  • inclinations in matters of more doubtful propriety, and to take great
  • credit for the self-denial with which they gratify themselves.
  • There was no need of any caution this time, and no fear of being
  • detained by having to play out a return match with Daniel Quilp’s boy.
  • The place was entirely deserted, and looked as dusty and dingy as if it
  • had been so for months. A rusty padlock was fastened on the door, ends
  • of discoloured blinds and curtains flapped drearily against the
  • half-opened upper windows, and the crooked holes cut in the closed
  • shutters below, were black with the darkness of the inside. Some of
  • the glass in the window he had so often watched, had been broken in the
  • rough hurry of the morning, and that room looked more deserted and dull
  • than any. A group of idle urchins had taken possession of the
  • door-steps; some were plying the knocker and listening with delighted
  • dread to the hollow sounds it spread through the dismantled house;
  • others were clustered about the keyhole, watching half in jest and half
  • in earnest for ‘the ghost,’ which an hour’s gloom, added to the mystery
  • that hung about the late inhabitants, had already raised. Standing all
  • alone in the midst of the business and bustle of the street, the house
  • looked a picture of cold desolation; and Kit, who remembered the
  • cheerful fire that used to burn there on a winter’s night and the no
  • less cheerful laugh that made the small room ring, turned quite
  • mournfully away.
  • It must be especially observed in justice to poor Kit that he was by no
  • means of a sentimental turn, and perhaps had never heard that adjective
  • in all his life. He was only a soft-hearted grateful fellow, and had
  • nothing genteel or polite about him; consequently, instead of going
  • home again, in his grief, to kick the children and abuse his mother
  • (for, when your finely strung people are out of sorts, they must have
  • everybody else unhappy likewise), he turned his thoughts to the vulgar
  • expedient of making them more comfortable if he could.
  • Bless us, what a number of gentlemen on horseback there were riding up
  • and down, and how few of them wanted their horses held! A good city
  • speculator or a parliamentary commissioner could have told to a
  • fraction, from the crowds that were cantering about, what sum of money
  • was realised in London, in the course of a year, by holding horses
  • alone. And undoubtedly it would have been a very large one, if only a
  • twentieth part of the gentlemen without grooms had had occasion to
  • alight; but they had not; and it is often an ill-natured circumstance
  • like this, which spoils the most ingenious estimate in the world.
  • Kit walked about, now with quick steps and now with slow; now lingering
  • as some rider slackened his horse’s pace and looked about him; and now
  • darting at full speed up a bye-street as he caught a glimpse of some
  • distant horseman going lazily up the shady side of the road, and
  • promising to stop, at every door. But on they all went, one after
  • another, and there was not a penny stirring. ‘I wonder,’ thought the
  • boy, ‘if one of these gentlemen knew there was nothing in the cupboard
  • at home, whether he’d stop on purpose, and make believe that he wanted
  • to call somewhere, that I might earn a trifle?’
  • He was quite tired out with pacing the streets, to say nothing of
  • repeated disappointments, and was sitting down upon a step to rest,
  • when there approached towards him a little clattering jingling
  • four-wheeled chaise, drawn by a little obstinate-looking rough-coated
  • pony, and driven by a little fat placid-faced old gentleman. Beside
  • the little old gentleman sat a little old lady, plump and placid like
  • himself, and the pony was coming along at his own pace and doing
  • exactly as he pleased with the whole concern. If the old gentleman
  • remonstrated by shaking the reins, the pony replied by shaking his
  • head. It was plain that the utmost the pony would consent to do, was
  • to go in his own way up any street that the old gentleman particularly
  • wished to traverse, but that it was an understanding between them that
  • he must do this after his own fashion or not at all.
  • As they passed where he sat, Kit looked so wistfully at the little
  • turn-out, that the old gentleman looked at him. Kit rising and putting
  • his hand to his hat, the old gentleman intimated to the pony that he
  • wished to stop, to which proposal the pony (who seldom objected to that
  • part of his duty) graciously acceded.
  • ‘I beg your pardon, sir,’ said Kit. ‘I’m sorry you stopped, sir. I
  • only meant did you want your horse minded.’
  • ‘I’m going to get down in the next street,’ returned the old gentleman.
  • ‘If you like to come on after us, you may have the job.’
  • Kit thanked him, and joyfully obeyed. The pony ran off at a sharp
  • angle to inspect a lamp-post on the opposite side of the way, and then
  • went off at a tangent to another lamp-post on the other side. Having
  • satisfied himself that they were of the same pattern and materials, he
  • came to a stop apparently absorbed in meditation.
  • ‘Will you go on, sir,’ said the old gentleman, gravely, ‘or are we to
  • wait here for you till it’s too late for our appointment?’
  • The pony remained immoveable.
  • ‘Oh you naughty Whisker,’ said the old lady. ‘Fie upon you! I’m
  • ashamed of such conduct.’
  • The pony appeared to be touched by this appeal to his feelings, for he
  • trotted on directly, though in a sulky manner, and stopped no more
  • until he came to a door whereon was a brass plate with the words
  • ‘Witherden--Notary.’ Here the old gentleman got out and helped out the
  • old lady, and then took from under the seat a nosegay resembling in
  • shape and dimensions a full-sized warming-pan with the handle cut short
  • off. This, the old lady carried into the house with a staid and
  • stately air, and the old gentleman (who had a club-foot) followed close
  • upon her.
  • They went, as it was easy to tell from the sound of their voices, into
  • the front parlour, which seemed to be a kind of office. The day being
  • very warm and the street a quiet one, the windows were wide open; and
  • it was easy to hear through the Venetian blinds all that passed inside.
  • At first there was a great shaking of hands and shuffling of feet,
  • succeeded by the presentation of the nosegay; for a voice, supposed by
  • the listener to be that of Mr Witherden the Notary, was heard to
  • exclaim a great many times, ‘oh, delicious!’ ‘oh, fragrant, indeed!’
  • and a nose, also supposed to be the property of that gentleman, was
  • heard to inhale the scent with a snuffle of exceeding pleasure.
  • ‘I brought it in honour of the occasion, Sir,’ said the old lady.
  • ‘Ah! an occasion indeed, ma’am, an occasion which does honour to me,
  • ma’am, honour to me,’ rejoined Mr Witherden, the notary. ‘I have had
  • many a gentleman articled to me, ma’am, many a one. Some of them are
  • now rolling in riches, unmindful of their old companion and friend,
  • ma’am, others are in the habit of calling upon me to this day and
  • saying, “Mr Witherden, some of the pleasantest hours I ever spent in my
  • life were spent in this office--were spent, Sir, upon this very stool”;
  • but there was never one among the number, ma’am, attached as I have
  • been to many of them, of whom I augured such bright things as I do of
  • your only son.’
  • ‘Oh dear!’ said the old lady. ‘How happy you do make us when you tell
  • us that, to be sure!’
  • ‘I tell you, ma’am,’ said Mr Witherden, ‘what I think as an honest man,
  • which, as the poet observes, is the noblest work of God. I agree with
  • the poet in every particular, ma’am. The mountainous Alps on the one
  • hand, or a humming-bird on the other, is nothing, in point of
  • workmanship, to an honest man--or woman--or woman.’
  • ‘Anything that Mr Witherden can say of me,’ observed a small quiet
  • voice, ‘I can say, with interest, of him, I am sure.’
  • ‘It’s a happy circumstance, a truly happy circumstance,’ said the
  • Notary, ‘to happen too upon his eight-and-twentieth birthday, and I
  • hope I know how to appreciate it. I trust, Mr Garland, my dear Sir,
  • that we may mutually congratulate each other upon this auspicious
  • occasion.’
  • To this the old gentleman replied that he felt assured they might.
  • There appeared to be another shaking of hands in consequence, and when
  • it was over, the old gentleman said that, though he said it who should
  • not, he believed no son had ever been a greater comfort to his parents
  • than Abel Garland had been to his.
  • ‘Marrying as his mother and I did, late in life, sir, after waiting for
  • a great many years, until we were well enough off--coming together when
  • we were no longer young, and then being blessed with one child who has
  • always been dutiful and affectionate--why, it’s a source of great
  • happiness to us both, sir.’
  • ‘Of course it is, I have no doubt of it,’ returned the Notary in a
  • sympathising voice. ‘It’s the contemplation of this sort of thing,
  • that makes me deplore my fate in being a bachelor. There was a young
  • lady once, sir, the daughter of an outfitting warehouse of the first
  • respectability--but that’s a weakness. Chuckster, bring in Mr Abel’s
  • articles.’
  • ‘You see, Mr Witherden,’ said the old lady, ‘that Abel has not been
  • brought up like the run of young men. He has always had a pleasure in
  • our society, and always been with us. Abel has never been absent from
  • us, for a day; has he, my dear?’
  • ‘Never, my dear,’ returned the old gentleman, ‘except when he went to
  • Margate one Saturday with Mr Tomkinley that had been a teacher at that
  • school he went to, and came back upon the Monday; but he was very ill
  • after that, you remember, my dear; it was quite a dissipation.’
  • ‘He was not used to it, you know,’ said the old lady, ‘and he couldn’t
  • bear it, that’s the truth. Besides he had no comfort in being there
  • without us, and had nobody to talk to or enjoy himself with.’
  • ‘That was it, you know,’ interposed the same small quiet voice that had
  • spoken once before. ‘I was quite abroad, mother, quite desolate, and
  • to think that the sea was between us--oh, I never shall forget what I
  • felt when I first thought that the sea was between us!’
  • ‘Very natural under the circumstances,’ observed the Notary. ‘Mr
  • Abel’s feelings did credit to his nature, and credit to your nature,
  • ma’am, and his father’s nature, and human nature. I trace the same
  • current now, flowing through all his quiet and unobtrusive
  • proceedings.--I am about to sign my name, you observe, at the foot of
  • the articles which Mr Chuckster will witness; and placing my finger
  • upon this blue wafer with the vandyked corners, I am constrained to
  • remark in a distinct tone of voice--don’t be alarmed, ma’am, it is
  • merely a form of law--that I deliver this, as my act and deed. Mr Abel
  • will place his name against the other wafer, repeating the same
  • cabalistic words, and the business is over. Ha ha ha! You see how
  • easily these things are done!’
  • There was a short silence, apparently, while Mr Abel went through the
  • prescribed form, and then the shaking of hands and shuffling of feet
  • were renewed, and shortly afterwards there was a clinking of
  • wine-glasses and a great talkativeness on the part of everybody. In
  • about a quarter of an hour Mr Chuckster (with a pen behind his ear and
  • his face inflamed with wine) appeared at the door, and condescending to
  • address Kit by the jocose appellation of ‘Young Snob,’ informed him
  • that the visitors were coming out.
  • Out they came forthwith; Mr Witherden, who was short, chubby,
  • fresh-coloured, brisk, and pompous, leading the old lady with extreme
  • politeness, and the father and son following them, arm in arm. Mr
  • Abel, who had a quaint old-fashioned air about him, looked nearly of
  • the same age as his father, and bore a wonderful resemblance to him in
  • face and figure, though wanting something of his full, round,
  • cheerfulness, and substituting in its place a timid reserve. In all
  • other respects, in the neatness of the dress, and even in the
  • club-foot, he and the old gentleman were precisely alike.
  • Having seen the old lady safely in her seat, and assisted in the
  • arrangement of her cloak and a small basket which formed an
  • indispensable portion of her equipage, Mr Abel got into a little box
  • behind which had evidently been made for his express accommodation, and
  • smiled at everybody present by turns, beginning with his mother and
  • ending with the pony. There was then a great to-do to make the pony
  • hold up his head that the bearing-rein might be fastened; at last even
  • this was effected; and the old gentleman, taking his seat and the
  • reins, put his hand in his pocket to find a sixpence for Kit.
  • He had no sixpence, neither had the old lady, nor Mr Abel, nor the
  • Notary, nor Mr Chuckster. The old gentleman thought a shilling too
  • much, but there was no shop in the street to get change at, so he gave
  • it to the boy.
  • ‘There,’ he said jokingly, ‘I’m coming here again next Monday at the
  • same time, and mind you’re here, my lad, to work it out.’
  • ‘Thank you, Sir,’ said Kit. ‘I’ll be sure to be here.’
  • He was quite serious, but they all laughed heartily at his saying so,
  • especially Mr Chuckster, who roared outright and appeared to relish the
  • joke amazingly. As the pony, with a presentiment that he was going
  • home, or a determination that he would not go anywhere else (which was
  • the same thing) trotted away pretty nimbly, Kit had no time to justify
  • himself, and went his way also. Having expended his treasure in such
  • purchases as he knew would be most acceptable at home, not forgetting
  • some seed for the wonderful bird, he hastened back as fast as he could,
  • so elated with his success and great good fortune, that he more than
  • half expected Nell and the old man would have arrived before him.
  • CHAPTER 15
  • Often, while they were yet pacing the silent streets of the town on the
  • morning of their departure, the child trembled with a mingled sensation
  • of hope and fear as in some far-off figure imperfectly seen in the
  • clear distance, her fancy traced a likeness to honest Kit. But
  • although she would gladly have given him her hand and thanked him for
  • what he had said at their last meeting, it was always a relief to find,
  • when they came nearer to each other, that the person who approached was
  • not he, but a stranger; for even if she had not dreaded the effect
  • which the sight of him might have wrought upon her fellow-traveller,
  • she felt that to bid farewell to anybody now, and most of all to him
  • who had been so faithful and so true, was more than she could bear. It
  • was enough to leave dumb things behind, and objects that were
  • insensible both to her love and sorrow. To have parted from her only
  • other friend upon the threshold of that wild journey, would have wrung
  • her heart indeed.
  • Why is it that we can better bear to part in spirit than in body, and
  • while we have the fortitude to act farewell have not the nerve to say
  • it? On the eve of long voyages or an absence of many years, friends
  • who are tenderly attached will separate with the usual look, the usual
  • pressure of the hand, planning one final interview for the morrow,
  • while each well knows that it is but a poor feint to save the pain of
  • uttering that one word, and that the meeting will never be. Should
  • possibilities be worse to bear than certainties? We do not shun our
  • dying friends; the not having distinctly taken leave of one among them,
  • whom we left in all kindness and affection, will often embitter the
  • whole remainder of a life.
  • The town was glad with morning light; places that had shown ugly and
  • distrustful all night long, now wore a smile; and sparkling sunbeams
  • dancing on chamber windows, and twinkling through blind and curtain
  • before sleepers’ eyes, shed light even into dreams, and chased away the
  • shadows of the night. Birds in hot rooms, covered up close and dark,
  • felt it was morning, and chafed and grew restless in their little
  • cells; bright-eyed mice crept back to their tiny homes and nestled
  • timidly together; the sleek house-cat, forgetful of her prey, sat
  • winking at the rays of sun starting through keyhole and cranny in the
  • door, and longed for her stealthy run and warm sleek bask outside. The
  • nobler beasts confined in dens, stood motionless behind their bars and
  • gazed on fluttering boughs, and sunshine peeping through some little
  • window, with eyes in which old forests gleamed--then trod impatiently
  • the track their prisoned feet had worn--and stopped and gazed again.
  • Men in their dungeons stretched their cramp cold limbs and cursed the
  • stone that no bright sky could warm. The flowers that sleep by night,
  • opened their gentle eyes and turned them to the day. The light,
  • creation’s mind, was everywhere, and all things owned its power.
  • The two pilgrims, often pressing each other’s hands, or exchanging a
  • smile or cheerful look, pursued their way in silence. Bright and happy
  • as it was, there was something solemn in the long, deserted streets,
  • from which, like bodies without souls, all habitual character and
  • expression had departed, leaving but one dead uniform repose, that made
  • them all alike. All was so still at that early hour, that the few pale
  • people whom they met seemed as much unsuited to the scene, as the
  • sickly lamp which had been here and there left burning, was powerless
  • and faint in the full glory of the sun.
  • Before they had penetrated very far into the labyrinth of men’s abodes
  • which yet lay between them and the outskirts, this aspect began to melt
  • away, and noise and bustle to usurp its place. Some straggling carts
  • and coaches rumbling by, first broke the charm, then others came, then
  • others yet more active, then a crowd. The wonder was, at first, to see
  • a tradesman’s window open, but it was a rare thing soon to see one
  • closed; then, smoke rose slowly from the chimneys, and sashes were
  • thrown up to let in air, and doors were opened, and servant girls,
  • looking lazily in all directions but their brooms, scattered brown
  • clouds of dust into the eyes of shrinking passengers, or listened
  • disconsolately to milkmen who spoke of country fairs, and told of
  • waggons in the mews, with awnings and all things complete, and gallant
  • swains to boot, which another hour would see upon their journey.
  • This quarter passed, they came upon the haunts of commerce and great
  • traffic, where many people were resorting, and business was already
  • rife. The old man looked about him with a startled and bewildered
  • gaze, for these were places that he hoped to shun. He pressed his
  • finger on his lip, and drew the child along by narrow courts and
  • winding ways, nor did he seem at ease until they had left it far
  • behind, often casting a backward look towards it, murmuring that ruin
  • and self-murder were crouching in every street, and would follow if
  • they scented them; and that they could not fly too fast.
  • Again this quarter passed, they came upon a straggling neighbourhood,
  • where the mean houses parcelled off in rooms, and windows patched with
  • rags and paper, told of the populous poverty that sheltered there. The
  • shops sold goods that only poverty could buy, and sellers and buyers
  • were pinched and griped alike. Here were poor streets where faded
  • gentility essayed with scanty space and shipwrecked means to make its
  • last feeble stand, but tax-gatherer and creditor came there as
  • elsewhere, and the poverty that yet faintly struggled was hardly less
  • squalid and manifest than that which had long ago submitted and given
  • up the game.
  • This was a wide, wide track--for the humble followers of the camp of
  • wealth pitch their tents round about it for many a mile--but its
  • character was still the same. Damp rotten houses, many to let, many
  • yet building, many half-built and mouldering away--lodgings, where it
  • would be hard to tell which needed pity most, those who let or those
  • who came to take--children, scantily fed and clothed, spread over every
  • street, and sprawling in the dust--scolding mothers, stamping their
  • slipshod feet with noisy threats upon the pavement--shabby fathers,
  • hurrying with dispirited looks to the occupation which brought them
  • ‘daily bread’ and little more--mangling-women, washer-women, cobblers,
  • tailors, chandlers, driving their trades in parlours and kitchens and
  • back room and garrets, and sometimes all of them under the same
  • roof--brick-fields skirting gardens paled with staves of old casks, or
  • timber pillaged from houses burnt down, and blackened and blistered by
  • the flames--mounds of dock-weed, nettles, coarse grass and
  • oyster-shells, heaped in rank confusion--small dissenting chapels to
  • teach, with no lack of illustration, the miseries of Earth, and plenty
  • of new churches, erected with a little superfluous wealth, to show the
  • way to Heaven.
  • At length these streets becoming more straggling yet, dwindled and
  • dwindled away, until there were only small garden patches bordering the
  • road, with many a summer house innocent of paint and built of old
  • timber or some fragments of a boat, green as the tough cabbage-stalks
  • that grew about it, and grottoed at the seams with toad-stools and
  • tight-sticking snails. To these succeeded pert cottages, two and two
  • with plots of ground in front, laid out in angular beds with stiff box
  • borders and narrow paths between, where footstep never strayed to make
  • the gravel rough. Then came the public-house, freshly painted in green
  • and white, with tea-gardens and a bowling green, spurning its old
  • neighbour with the horse-trough where the waggons stopped; then,
  • fields; and then, some houses, one by one, of goodly size with lawns,
  • some even with a lodge where dwelt a porter and his wife. Then came a
  • turnpike; then fields again with trees and hay-stacks; then, a hill,
  • and on the top of that, the traveller might stop, and--looking back at
  • old Saint Paul’s looming through the smoke, its cross peeping above the
  • cloud (if the day were clear), and glittering in the sun; and casting
  • his eyes upon the Babel out of which it grew until he traced it down to
  • the furthest outposts of the invading army of bricks and mortar whose
  • station lay for the present nearly at his feet--might feel at last that
  • he was clear of London.
  • Near such a spot as this, and in a pleasant field, the old man and his
  • little guide (if guide she were, who knew not whither they were bound)
  • sat down to rest. She had had the precaution to furnish her basket
  • with some slices of bread and meat, and here they made their frugal
  • breakfast.
  • The freshness of the day, the singing of the birds, the beauty of the
  • waving grass, the deep green leaves, the wild flowers, and the thousand
  • exquisite scents and sounds that floated in the air--deep joys to most
  • of us, but most of all to those whose life is in a crowd or who live
  • solitarily in great cities as in the bucket of a human well--sunk into
  • their breasts and made them very glad. The child had repeated her
  • artless prayers once that morning, more earnestly perhaps than she had
  • ever done in all her life, but as she felt all this, they rose to her
  • lips again. The old man took off his hat--he had no memory for the
  • words--but he said amen, and that they were very good.
  • There had been an old copy of the Pilgrim’s Progress, with strange
  • plates, upon a shelf at home, over which she had often pored whole
  • evenings, wondering whether it was true in every word, and where those
  • distant countries with the curious names might be. As she looked back
  • upon the place they had left, one part of it came strongly on her mind.
  • ‘Dear grandfather,’ she said, ‘only that this place is prettier and a
  • great deal better than the real one, if that in the book is like it, I
  • feel as if we were both Christian, and laid down on this grass all the
  • cares and troubles we brought with us; never to take them up again.’
  • ‘No--never to return--never to return’--replied the old man, waving his
  • hand towards the city. ‘Thou and I are free of it now, Nell. They
  • shall never lure us back.’
  • ‘Are you tired?’ said the child, ‘are you sure you don’t feel ill from
  • this long walk?’
  • ‘I shall never feel ill again, now that we are once away,’ was his
  • reply. ‘Let us be stirring, Nell. We must be further away--a long,
  • long way further. We are too near to stop, and be at rest. Come!’
  • There was a pool of clear water in the field, in which the child laved
  • her hands and face, and cooled her feet before setting forth to walk
  • again. She would have the old man refresh himself in this way too, and
  • making him sit down upon the grass, cast the water on him with her
  • hands, and dried it with her simple dress.
  • ‘I can do nothing for myself, my darling,’ said the grandfather; ‘I
  • don’t know how it is, I could once, but the time’s gone. Don’t leave
  • me, Nell; say that thou’lt not leave me. I loved thee all the while,
  • indeed I did. If I lose thee too, my dear, I must die!’
  • He laid his head upon her shoulder and moaned piteously. The time had
  • been, and a very few days before, when the child could not have
  • restrained her tears and must have wept with him. But now she soothed
  • him with gentle and tender words, smiled at his thinking they could
  • ever part, and rallied him cheerfully upon the jest. He was soon
  • calmed and fell asleep, singing to himself in a low voice, like a
  • little child.
  • He awoke refreshed, and they continued their journey. The road was
  • pleasant, lying between beautiful pastures and fields of corn, about
  • which, poised high in the clear blue sky, the lark trilled out her
  • happy song. The air came laden with the fragrance it caught upon its
  • way, and the bees, upborne upon its scented breath, hummed forth their
  • drowsy satisfaction as they floated by.
  • They were now in the open country; the houses were very few and
  • scattered at long intervals, often miles apart. Occasionally they came
  • upon a cluster of poor cottages, some with a chair or low board put
  • across the open door to keep the scrambling children from the road,
  • others shut up close while all the family were working in the fields.
  • These were often the commencement of a little village: and after an
  • interval came a wheelwright’s shed or perhaps a blacksmith’s forge;
  • then a thriving farm with sleepy cows lying about the yard, and horses
  • peering over the low wall and scampering away when harnessed horses
  • passed upon the road, as though in triumph at their freedom. There
  • were dull pigs too, turning up the ground in search of dainty food, and
  • grunting their monotonous grumblings as they prowled about, or crossed
  • each other in their quest; plump pigeons skimming round the roof or
  • strutting on the eaves; and ducks and geese, far more graceful in their
  • own conceit, waddling awkwardly about the edges of the pond or sailing
  • glibly on its surface. The farm-yard passed, then came the little inn;
  • the humbler beer-shop; and the village tradesman’s; then the lawyer’s
  • and the parson’s, at whose dread names the beer-shop trembled; the
  • church then peeped out modestly from a clump of trees; then there were
  • a few more cottages; then the cage, and pound, and not unfrequently, on
  • a bank by the way-side, a deep old dusty well. Then came the
  • trim-hedged fields on either hand, and the open road again.
  • They walked all day, and slept that night at a small cottage where beds
  • were let to travellers. Next morning they were afoot again, and though
  • jaded at first, and very tired, recovered before long and proceeded
  • briskly forward.
  • They often stopped to rest, but only for a short space at a time, and
  • still kept on, having had but slight refreshment since the morning. It
  • was nearly five o’clock in the afternoon, when drawing near another
  • cluster of labourers’ huts, the child looked wistfully in each,
  • doubtful at which to ask for permission to rest awhile, and buy a
  • draught of milk.
  • It was not easy to determine, for she was timid and fearful of being
  • repulsed. Here was a crying child, and there a noisy wife. In this,
  • the people seemed too poor; in that, too many. At length she stopped
  • at one where the family were seated round the table--chiefly because
  • there was an old man sitting in a cushioned chair beside the hearth,
  • and she thought he was a grandfather and would feel for hers.
  • There were besides, the cottager and his wife, and three young sturdy
  • children, brown as berries. The request was no sooner preferred, than
  • granted. The eldest boy ran out to fetch some milk, the second dragged
  • two stools towards the door, and the youngest crept to his mother’s
  • gown, and looked at the strangers from beneath his sunburnt hand.
  • ‘God save you, master,’ said the old cottager in a thin piping voice;
  • ‘are you travelling far?’
  • ‘Yes, Sir, a long way’--replied the child; for her grandfather appealed
  • to her.
  • ‘From London?’ inquired the old man.
  • The child said yes.
  • Ah! He had been in London many a time--used to go there often once,
  • with waggons. It was nigh two-and-thirty year since he had been there
  • last, and he did hear say there were great changes. Like enough! He
  • had changed, himself, since then. Two-and-thirty year was a long time
  • and eighty-four a great age, though there was some he had known that
  • had lived to very hard upon a hundred--and not so hearty as he,
  • neither--no, nothing like it.
  • ‘Sit thee down, master, in the elbow chair,’ said the old man, knocking
  • his stick upon the brick floor, and trying to do so sharply. ‘Take a
  • pinch out o’ that box; I don’t take much myself, for it comes dear, but
  • I find it wakes me up sometimes, and ye’re but a boy to me. I should
  • have a son pretty nigh as old as you if he’d lived, but they listed him
  • for a so’ger--he come back home though, for all he had but one poor
  • leg. He always said he’d be buried near the sun-dial he used to climb
  • upon when he was a baby, did my poor boy, and his words come true--you
  • can see the place with your own eyes; we’ve kept the turf up, ever
  • since.’
  • He shook his head, and looking at his daughter with watery eyes, said
  • she needn’t be afraid that he was going to talk about that, any more.
  • He didn’t wish to trouble nobody, and if he had troubled anybody by
  • what he said, he asked pardon, that was all.
  • The milk arrived, and the child producing her little basket, and
  • selecting its best fragments for her grandfather, they made a hearty
  • meal. The furniture of the room was very homely of course--a few rough
  • chairs and a table, a corner cupboard with their little stock of
  • crockery and delf, a gaudy tea-tray, representing a lady in bright red,
  • walking out with a very blue parasol, a few common, coloured scripture
  • subjects in frames upon the wall and chimney, an old dwarf
  • clothes-press and an eight-day clock, with a few bright saucepans and a
  • kettle, comprised the whole. But everything was clean and neat, and as
  • the child glanced round, she felt a tranquil air of comfort and content
  • to which she had long been unaccustomed.
  • ‘How far is it to any town or village?’ she asked of the husband.
  • ‘A matter of good five mile, my dear,’ was the reply, ‘but you’re not
  • going on to-night?’
  • ‘Yes, yes, Nell,’ said the old man hastily, urging her too by signs.
  • ‘Further on, further on, darling, further away if we walk till
  • midnight.’
  • ‘There’s a good barn hard by, master,’ said the man, ‘or there’s
  • travellers’ lodging, I know, at the Plow an’ Harrer. Excuse me, but
  • you do seem a little tired, and unless you’re very anxious to get on--’
  • ‘Yes, yes, we are,’ returned the old man fretfully. ‘Further away,
  • dear Nell, pray further away.’
  • ‘We must go on, indeed,’ said the child, yielding to his restless wish.
  • ‘We thank you very much, but we cannot stop so soon. I’m quite ready,
  • grandfather.’
  • But the woman had observed, from the young wanderer’s gait, that one of
  • her little feet was blistered and sore, and being a woman and a mother
  • too, she would not suffer her to go until she had washed the place and
  • applied some simple remedy, which she did so carefully and with such a
  • gentle hand--rough-grained and hard though it was, with work--that the
  • child’s heart was too full to admit of her saying more than a fervent
  • ‘God bless you!’ nor could she look back nor trust herself to speak,
  • until they had left the cottage some distance behind. When she turned
  • her head, she saw that the whole family, even the old grandfather, were
  • standing in the road watching them as they went, and so, with many
  • waves of the hand, and cheering nods, and on one side at least not
  • without tears, they parted company.
  • They trudged forward, more slowly and painfully than they had done yet,
  • for another mile or thereabouts, when they heard the sound of wheels
  • behind them, and looking round observed an empty cart approaching
  • pretty briskly. The driver on coming up to them stopped his horse and
  • looked earnestly at Nell.
  • ‘Didn’t you stop to rest at a cottage yonder?’ he said.
  • ‘Yes, sir,’ replied the child.
  • ‘Ah! They asked me to look out for you,’ said the man. ‘I’m going
  • your way. Give me your hand--jump up, master.’
  • This was a great relief, for they were very much fatigued and could
  • scarcely crawl along. To them the jolting cart was a luxurious
  • carriage, and the ride the most delicious in the world. Nell had
  • scarcely settled herself on a little heap of straw in one corner, when
  • she fell asleep, for the first time that day.
  • She was awakened by the stopping of the cart, which was about to turn
  • up a bye-lane. The driver kindly got down to help her out, and
  • pointing to some trees at a very short distance before them, said that
  • the town lay there, and that they had better take the path which they
  • would see leading through the churchyard. Accordingly, towards this
  • spot, they directed their weary steps.
  • CHAPTER 16
  • The sun was setting when they reached the wicket-gate at which the path
  • began, and, as the rain falls upon the just and unjust alike, it shed
  • its warm tint even upon the resting-places of the dead, and bade them
  • be of good hope for its rising on the morrow. The church was old and
  • grey, with ivy clinging to the walls, and round the porch. Shunning
  • the tombs, it crept about the mounds, beneath which slept poor humble
  • men: twining for them the first wreaths they had ever won, but wreaths
  • less liable to wither and far more lasting in their kind, than some
  • which were graven deep in stone and marble, and told in pompous terms
  • of virtues meekly hidden for many a year, and only revealed at last to
  • executors and mourning legatees.
  • The clergyman’s horse, stumbling with a dull blunt sound among the
  • graves, was cropping the grass; at once deriving orthodox consolation
  • from the dead parishioners, and enforcing last Sunday’s text that this
  • was what all flesh came to; a lean ass who had sought to expound it
  • also, without being qualified and ordained, was pricking his ears in an
  • empty pound hard by, and looking with hungry eyes upon his priestly
  • neighbour.
  • The old man and the child quitted the gravel path, and strayed among
  • the tombs; for there the ground was soft, and easy to their tired feet.
  • As they passed behind the church, they heard voices near at hand, and
  • presently came on those who had spoken.
  • They were two men who were seated in easy attitudes upon the grass, and
  • so busily engaged as to be at first unconscious of intruders. It was
  • not difficult to divine that they were of a class of itinerant
  • showmen--exhibitors of the freaks of Punch--for, perched cross-legged
  • upon a tombstone behind them, was a figure of that hero himself, his
  • nose and chin as hooked and his face as beaming as usual. Perhaps his
  • imperturbable character was never more strikingly developed, for he
  • preserved his usual equable smile notwithstanding that his body was
  • dangling in a most uncomfortable position, all loose and limp and
  • shapeless, while his long peaked cap, unequally balanced against his
  • exceedingly slight legs, threatened every instant to bring him toppling
  • down.
  • In part scattered upon the ground at the feet of the two men, and in
  • part jumbled together in a long flat box, were the other persons of the
  • Drama. The hero’s wife and one child, the hobby-horse, the doctor, the
  • foreign gentleman who not being familiar with the language is unable in
  • the representation to express his ideas otherwise than by the utterance
  • of the word ‘Shallabalah’ three distinct times, the radical neighbour
  • who will by no means admit that a tin bell is an organ, the
  • executioner, and the devil, were all here. Their owners had evidently
  • come to that spot to make some needful repairs in the stage
  • arrangements, for one of them was engaged in binding together a small
  • gallows with thread, while the other was intent upon fixing a new black
  • wig, with the aid of a small hammer and some tacks, upon the head of
  • the radical neighbour, who had been beaten bald.
  • They raised their eyes when the old man and his young companion were
  • close upon them, and pausing in their work, returned their looks of
  • curiosity. One of them, the actual exhibitor no doubt, was a little
  • merry-faced man with a twinkling eye and a red nose, who seemed to have
  • unconsciously imbibed something of his hero’s character. The
  • other--that was he who took the money--had rather a careful and
  • cautious look, which was perhaps inseparable from his occupation also.
  • The merry man was the first to greet the strangers with a nod; and
  • following the old man’s eyes, he observed that perhaps that was the
  • first time he had ever seen a Punch off the stage. (Punch, it may be
  • remarked, seemed to be pointing with the tip of his cap to a most
  • flourishing epitaph, and to be chuckling over it with all his heart.)
  • ‘Why do you come here to do this?’ said the old man, sitting down
  • beside them, and looking at the figures with extreme delight.
  • ‘Why you see,’ rejoined the little man, ‘we’re putting up for to-night
  • at the public-house yonder, and it wouldn’t do to let ‘em see the
  • present company undergoing repair.’
  • ‘No!’ cried the old man, making signs to Nell to listen, ‘why not, eh?
  • why not?’
  • ‘Because it would destroy all the delusion, and take away all the
  • interest, wouldn’t it?’ replied the little man. ‘Would you care a
  • ha’penny for the Lord Chancellor if you know’d him in private and
  • without his wig?--certainly not.’
  • ‘Good!’ said the old man, venturing to touch one of the puppets, and
  • drawing away his hand with a shrill laugh. ‘Are you going to show ‘em
  • to-night? are you?’
  • ‘That is the intention, governor,’ replied the other, ‘and unless I’m
  • much mistaken, Tommy Codlin is a calculating at this minute what we’ve
  • lost through your coming upon us. Cheer up, Tommy, it can’t be much.’
  • The little man accompanied these latter words with a wink, expressive
  • of the estimate he had formed of the travellers’ finances.
  • To this Mr Codlin, who had a surly, grumbling manner, replied, as he
  • twitched Punch off the tombstone and flung him into the box, ‘I don’t
  • care if we haven’t lost a farden, but you’re too free. If you stood in
  • front of the curtain and see the public’s faces as I do, you’d know
  • human natur’ better.’
  • ‘Ah! it’s been the spoiling of you, Tommy, your taking to that branch,’
  • rejoined his companion. ‘When you played the ghost in the reg’lar
  • drama in the fairs, you believed in everything--except ghosts. But now
  • you’re a universal mistruster. I never see a man so changed.’
  • ‘Never mind,’ said Mr Codlin, with the air of a discontented
  • philosopher. ‘I know better now, and p’raps I’m sorry for it.’
  • Turning over the figures in the box like one who knew and despised
  • them, Mr Codlin drew one forth and held it up for the inspection of his
  • friend:
  • ‘Look here; here’s all this judy’s clothes falling to pieces again.
  • You haven’t got a needle and thread I suppose?’
  • The little man shook his head, and scratched it ruefully as he
  • contemplated this severe indisposition of a principal performer.
  • Seeing that they were at a loss, the child said timidly:
  • ‘I have a needle, Sir, in my basket, and thread too. Will you let me
  • try to mend it for you? I think I could do it neater than you could.’
  • Even Mr Codlin had nothing to urge against a proposal so seasonable.
  • Nelly, kneeling down beside the box, was soon busily engaged in her
  • task, and accomplishing it to a miracle.
  • While she was thus engaged, the merry little man looked at her with an
  • interest which did not appear to be diminished when he glanced at her
  • helpless companion. When she had finished her work he thanked her, and
  • inquired whither they were travelling.
  • ‘N--no further to-night, I think,’ said the child, looking towards her
  • grandfather.
  • ‘If you’re wanting a place to stop at,’ the man remarked, ‘I should
  • advise you to take up at the same house with us. That’s it. The long,
  • low, white house there. It’s very cheap.’
  • The old man, notwithstanding his fatigue, would have remained in the
  • churchyard all night if his new acquaintances had remained there too.
  • As he yielded to this suggestion a ready and rapturous assent, they all
  • rose and walked away together; he keeping close to the box of puppets
  • in which he was quite absorbed, the merry little man carrying it slung
  • over his arm by a strap attached to it for the purpose, Nelly having
  • hold of her grandfather’s hand, and Mr Codlin sauntering slowly behind,
  • casting up at the church tower and neighbouring trees such looks as he
  • was accustomed in town-practice to direct to drawing-room and nursery
  • windows, when seeking for a profitable spot on which to plant the show.
  • The public-house was kept by a fat old landlord and landlady who made
  • no objection to receiving their new guests, but praised Nelly’s beauty
  • and were at once prepossessed in her behalf. There was no other
  • company in the kitchen but the two showmen, and the child felt very
  • thankful that they had fallen upon such good quarters. The landlady
  • was very much astonished to learn that they had come all the way from
  • London, and appeared to have no little curiosity touching their farther
  • destination. The child parried her inquiries as well as she could, and
  • with no great trouble, for finding that they appeared to give her pain,
  • the old lady desisted.
  • ‘These two gentlemen have ordered supper in an hour’s time,’ she said,
  • taking her into the bar; ‘and your best plan will be to sup with them.
  • Meanwhile you shall have a little taste of something that’ll do you
  • good, for I’m sure you must want it after all you’ve gone through
  • to-day. Now, don’t look after the old gentleman, because when you’ve
  • drank that, he shall have some too.’
  • As nothing could induce the child to leave him alone, however, or to
  • touch anything in which he was not the first and greatest sharer, the
  • old lady was obliged to help him first. When they had been thus
  • refreshed, the whole house hurried away into an empty stable where the
  • show stood, and where, by the light of a few flaring candles stuck
  • round a hoop which hung by a line from the ceiling, it was to be
  • forthwith exhibited.
  • And now Mr Thomas Codlin, the misanthrope, after blowing away at the
  • Pan’s pipes until he was intensely wretched, took his station on one
  • side of the checked drapery which concealed the mover of the figures,
  • and putting his hands in his pockets prepared to reply to all questions
  • and remarks of Punch, and to make a dismal feint of being his most
  • intimate private friend, of believing in him to the fullest and most
  • unlimited extent, of knowing that he enjoyed day and night a merry and
  • glorious existence in that temple, and that he was at all times and
  • under every circumstance the same intelligent and joyful person that
  • the spectators then beheld him. All this Mr Codlin did with the air of
  • a man who had made up his mind for the worst and was quite resigned;
  • his eye slowly wandering about during the briskest repartee to observe
  • the effect upon the audience, and particularly the impression made upon
  • the landlord and landlady, which might be productive of very important
  • results in connexion with the supper.
  • Upon this head, however, he had no cause for any anxiety, for the whole
  • performance was applauded to the echo, and voluntary contributions were
  • showered in with a liberality which testified yet more strongly to the
  • general delight. Among the laughter none was more loud and frequent
  • than the old man’s. Nell’s was unheard, for she, poor child, with her
  • head drooping on his shoulder, had fallen asleep, and slept too soundly
  • to be roused by any of his efforts to awaken her to a participation in
  • his glee.
  • The supper was very good, but she was too tired to eat, and yet would
  • not leave the old man until she had kissed him in his bed. He, happily
  • insensible to every care and anxiety, sat listening with a vacant smile
  • and admiring face to all that his new friend said; and it was not until
  • they retired yawning to their room, that he followed the child up
  • stairs.
  • It was but a loft partitioned into two compartments, where they were to
  • rest, but they were well pleased with their lodging and had hoped for
  • none so good. The old man was uneasy when he had lain down, and begged
  • that Nell would come and sit at his bedside as she had done for so many
  • nights. She hastened to him, and sat there till he slept.
  • There was a little window, hardly more than a chink in the wall, in her
  • room, and when she left him, she opened it, quite wondering at the
  • silence. The sight of the old church, and the graves about it in the
  • moonlight, and the dark trees whispering among themselves, made her
  • more thoughtful than before. She closed the window again, and sitting
  • down upon the bed, thought of the life that was before them.
  • She had a little money, but it was very little, and when that was gone,
  • they must begin to beg. There was one piece of gold among it, and an
  • emergency might come when its worth to them would be increased a
  • hundred fold. It would be best to hide this coin, and never produce it
  • unless their case was absolutely desperate, and no other resource was
  • left them.
  • Her resolution taken, she sewed the piece of gold into her dress, and
  • going to bed with a lighter heart sunk into a deep slumber.
  • CHAPTER 17
  • Another bright day shining in through the small casement, and claiming
  • fellowship with the kindred eyes of the child, awoke her. At sight of
  • the strange room and its unaccustomed objects she started up in alarm,
  • wondering how she had been moved from the familiar chamber in which she
  • seemed to have fallen asleep last night, and whither she had been
  • conveyed. But, another glance around called to her mind all that had
  • lately passed, and she sprung from her bed, hoping and trustful.
  • It was yet early, and the old man being still asleep, she walked out
  • into the churchyard, brushing the dew from the long grass with her
  • feet, and often turning aside into places where it grew longer than in
  • others, that she might not tread upon the graves. She felt a curious
  • kind of pleasure in lingering among these houses of the dead, and read
  • the inscriptions on the tombs of the good people (a great number of
  • good people were buried there), passing on from one to another with
  • increasing interest.
  • It was a very quiet place, as such a place should be, save for the
  • cawing of the rooks who had built their nests among the branches of
  • some tall old trees, and were calling to one another, high up in the
  • air. First, one sleek bird, hovering near his ragged house as it swung
  • and dangled in the wind, uttered his hoarse cry, quite by chance as it
  • would seem, and in a sober tone as though he were but talking to
  • himself. Another answered, and he called again, but louder than
  • before; then another spoke and then another; and each time the first,
  • aggravated by contradiction, insisted on his case more strongly. Other
  • voices, silent till now, struck in from boughs lower down and higher up
  • and midway, and to the right and left, and from the tree-tops; and
  • others, arriving hastily from the grey church turrets and old belfry
  • window, joined the clamour which rose and fell, and swelled and dropped
  • again, and still went on; and all this noisy contention amidst a
  • skimming to and fro, and lighting on fresh branches, and frequent
  • change of place, which satirised the old restlessness of those who lay
  • so still beneath the moss and turf below, and the strife in which they
  • had worn away their lives.
  • Frequently raising her eyes to the trees whence these sounds came down,
  • and feeling as though they made the place more quiet than perfect
  • silence would have done, the child loitered from grave to grave, now
  • stopping to replace with careful hands the bramble which had started
  • from some green mound it helped to keep in shape, and now peeping
  • through one of the low latticed windows into the church, with its
  • worm-eaten books upon the desks, and baize of whitened-green mouldering
  • from the pew sides and leaving the naked wood to view. There were the
  • seats where the poor old people sat, worn spare, and yellow like
  • themselves; the rugged font where children had their names, the homely
  • altar where they knelt in after life, the plain black tressels that
  • bore their weight on their last visit to the cool old shady church.
  • Everything told of long use and quiet slow decay; the very bell-rope in
  • the porch was frayed into a fringe, and hoary with old age.
  • She was looking at a humble stone which told of a young man who had
  • died at twenty-three years old, fifty-five years ago, when she heard a
  • faltering step approaching, and looking round saw a feeble woman bent
  • with the weight of years, who tottered to the foot of that same grave
  • and asked her to read the writing on the stone. The old woman thanked
  • her when she had done, saying that she had had the words by heart for
  • many a long, long year, but could not see them now.
  • ‘Were you his mother?’ said the child.
  • ‘I was his wife, my dear.’
  • She the wife of a young man of three-and-twenty! Ah, true! It was
  • fifty-five years ago.
  • ‘You wonder to hear me say that,’ remarked the old woman, shaking her
  • head. ‘You’re not the first. Older folk than you have wondered at the
  • same thing before now. Yes, I was his wife. Death doesn’t change us
  • more than life, my dear.’
  • ‘Do you come here often?’ asked the child.
  • ‘I sit here very often in the summer time,’ she answered, ‘I used to
  • come here once to cry and mourn, but that was a weary while ago, bless
  • God!’
  • ‘I pluck the daisies as they grow, and take them home,’ said the old
  • woman after a short silence. ‘I like no flowers so well as these, and
  • haven’t for five-and-fifty years. It’s a long time, and I’m getting
  • very old.’
  • Then growing garrulous upon a theme which was new to one listener
  • though it were but a child, she told her how she had wept and moaned
  • and prayed to die herself, when this happened; and how when she first
  • came to that place, a young creature strong in love and grief, she had
  • hoped that her heart was breaking as it seemed to be. But that time
  • passed by, and although she continued to be sad when she came there,
  • still she could bear to come, and so went on until it was pain no
  • longer, but a solemn pleasure, and a duty she had learned to like. And
  • now that five-and-fifty years were gone, she spoke of the dead man as
  • if he had been her son or grandson, with a kind of pity for his youth,
  • growing out of her own old age, and an exalting of his strength and
  • manly beauty as compared with her own weakness and decay; and yet she
  • spoke about him as her husband too, and thinking of herself in
  • connexion with him, as she used to be and not as she was now, talked of
  • their meeting in another world, as if he were dead but yesterday, and
  • she, separated from her former self, were thinking of the happiness of
  • that comely girl who seemed to have died with him.
  • The child left her gathering the flowers that grew upon the grave, and
  • thoughtfully retraced her steps.
  • The old man was by this time up and dressed. Mr Codlin, still doomed
  • to contemplate the harsh realities of existence, was packing among his
  • linen the candle-ends which had been saved from the previous night’s
  • performance; while his companion received the compliments of all the
  • loungers in the stable-yard, who, unable to separate him from the
  • master-mind of Punch, set him down as next in importance to that merry
  • outlaw, and loved him scarcely less. When he had sufficiently
  • acknowledged his popularity he came in to breakfast, at which meal they
  • all sat down together.
  • ‘And where are you going to-day?’ said the little man, addressing
  • himself to Nell.
  • ‘Indeed I hardly know--we have not determined yet,’ replied the child.
  • ‘We’re going on to the races,’ said the little man. ‘If that’s your
  • way and you like to have us for company, let us travel together. If
  • you prefer going alone, only say the word and you’ll find that we
  • shan’t trouble you.’
  • ‘We’ll go with you,’ said the old man. ‘Nell--with them, with them.’
  • The child considered for a moment, and reflecting that she must shortly
  • beg, and could scarcely hope to do so at a better place than where
  • crowds of rich ladies and gentlemen were assembled together for
  • purposes of enjoyment and festivity, determined to accompany these men
  • so far. She therefore thanked the little man for his offer, and said,
  • glancing timidly towards his friend, that if there was no objection to
  • their accompanying them as far as the race town--
  • ‘Objection!’ said the little man. ‘Now be gracious for once, Tommy,
  • and say that you’d rather they went with us. I know you would. Be
  • gracious, Tommy.’
  • ‘Trotters,’ said Mr Codlin, who talked very slowly and ate very
  • greedily, as is not uncommon with philosophers and misanthropes;
  • ‘you’re too free.’
  • ‘Why what harm can it do?’ urged the other.
  • ‘No harm at all in this particular case, perhaps,’ replied Mr Codlin;
  • ‘but the principle’s a dangerous one, and you’re too free I tell you.’
  • ‘Well, are they to go with us or not?’
  • ‘Yes, they are,’ said Mr Codlin; ‘but you might have made a favour of
  • it, mightn’t you?’
  • The real name of the little man was Harris, but it had gradually merged
  • into the less euphonious one of Trotters, which, with the prefatory
  • adjective, Short, had been conferred upon him by reason of the small
  • size of his legs. Short Trotters however, being a compound name,
  • inconvenient of use in friendly dialogue, the gentleman on whom it had
  • been bestowed was known among his intimates either as ‘Short,’ or
  • ‘Trotters,’ and was seldom accosted at full length as Short Trotters,
  • except in formal conversations and on occasions of ceremony.
  • Short, then, or Trotters, as the reader pleases, returned unto the
  • remonstrance of his friend Mr Thomas Codlin a jocose answer calculated
  • to turn aside his discontent; and applying himself with great relish to
  • the cold boiled beef, the tea, and bread and butter, strongly impressed
  • upon his companions that they should do the like. Mr Codlin indeed
  • required no such persuasion, as he had already eaten as much as he
  • could possibly carry and was now moistening his clay with strong ale,
  • whereof he took deep draughts with a silent relish and invited nobody
  • to partake--thus again strongly indicating his misanthropical turn of
  • mind.
  • Breakfast being at length over, Mr Codlin called the bill, and charging
  • the ale to the company generally (a practice also savouring of
  • misanthropy) divided the sum-total into two fair and equal parts,
  • assigning one moiety to himself and friend, and the other to Nelly and
  • her grandfather. These being duly discharged and all things ready for
  • their departure, they took farewell of the landlord and landlady and
  • resumed their journey.
  • And here Mr Codlin’s false position in society and the effect it
  • wrought upon his wounded spirit, were strongly illustrated; for whereas
  • he had been last night accosted by Mr Punch as ‘master,’ and had by
  • inference left the audience to understand that he maintained that
  • individual for his own luxurious entertainment and delight, here he
  • was, now, painfully walking beneath the burden of that same Punch’s
  • temple, and bearing it bodily upon his shoulders on a sultry day and
  • along a dusty road. In place of enlivening his patron with a constant
  • fire of wit or the cheerful rattle of his quarter-staff on the heads of
  • his relations and acquaintance, here was that beaming Punch utterly
  • devoid of spine, all slack and drooping in a dark box, with his legs
  • doubled up round his neck, and not one of his social qualities
  • remaining.
  • Mr Codlin trudged heavily on, exchanging a word or two at intervals
  • with Short, and stopping to rest and growl occasionally. Short led the
  • way; with the flat box, the private luggage (which was not extensive)
  • tied up in a bundle, and a brazen trumpet slung from his
  • shoulder-blade. Nell and her grandfather walked next him on either
  • hand, and Thomas Codlin brought up the rear.
  • When they came to any town or village, or even to a detached house of
  • good appearance, Short blew a blast upon the brazen trumpet and
  • carolled a fragment of a song in that hilarious tone common to Punches
  • and their consorts. If people hurried to the windows, Mr Codlin
  • pitched the temple, and hastily unfurling the drapery and concealing
  • Short therewith, flourished hysterically on the pipes and performed an
  • air. Then the entertainment began as soon as might be; Mr Codlin
  • having the responsibility of deciding on its length and of protracting
  • or expediting the time for the hero’s final triumph over the enemy of
  • mankind, according as he judged that the after-crop of half-pence would
  • be plentiful or scant. When it had been gathered in to the last
  • farthing, he resumed his load and on they went again.
  • Sometimes they played out the toll across a bridge or ferry, and once
  • exhibited by particular desire at a turnpike, where the collector,
  • being drunk in his solitude, paid down a shilling to have it to
  • himself. There was one small place of rich promise in which their
  • hopes were blighted, for a favourite character in the play having
  • gold-lace upon his coat and being a meddling wooden-headed fellow was
  • held to be a libel on the beadle, for which reason the authorities
  • enforced a quick retreat; but they were generally well received, and
  • seldom left a town without a troop of ragged children shouting at their
  • heels.
  • They made a long day’s journey, despite these interruptions, and were
  • yet upon the road when the moon was shining in the sky. Short beguiled
  • the time with songs and jests, and made the best of everything that
  • happened. Mr Codlin on the other hand, cursed his fate, and all the
  • hollow things of earth (but Punch especially), and limped along with
  • the theatre on his back, a prey to the bitterest chagrin.
  • They had stopped to rest beneath a finger-post where four roads met,
  • and Mr Codlin in his deep misanthropy had let down the drapery and
  • seated himself in the bottom of the show, invisible to mortal eyes and
  • disdainful of the company of his fellow creatures, when two monstrous
  • shadows were seen stalking towards them from a turning in the road by
  • which they had come. The child was at first quite terrified by the
  • sight of these gaunt giants--for such they looked as they advanced with
  • lofty strides beneath the shadow of the trees--but Short, telling her
  • there was nothing to fear, blew a blast upon the trumpet, which was
  • answered by a cheerful shout.
  • ‘It’s Grinder’s lot, an’t it?’ cried Mr Short in a loud key.
  • ‘Yes,’ replied a couple of shrill voices.
  • ‘Come on then,’ said Short. ‘Let’s have a look at you. I thought it
  • was you.’
  • Thus invited, ‘Grinder’s lot’ approached with redoubled speed and soon
  • came up with the little party.
  • Mr Grinder’s company, familiarly termed a lot, consisted of a young
  • gentleman and a young lady on stilts, and Mr Grinder himself, who used
  • his natural legs for pedestrian purposes and carried at his back a
  • drum. The public costume of the young people was of the Highland kind,
  • but the night being damp and cold, the young gentleman wore over his
  • kilt a man’s pea jacket reaching to his ankles, and a glazed hat; the
  • young lady too was muffled in an old cloth pelisse and had a
  • handkerchief tied about her head. Their Scotch bonnets, ornamented
  • with plumes of jet black feathers, Mr Grinder carried on his instrument.
  • ‘Bound for the races, I see,’ said Mr Grinder coming up out of breath.
  • ‘So are we. How are you, Short?’ With that they shook hands in a very
  • friendly manner. The young people being too high up for the ordinary
  • salutations, saluted Short after their own fashion. The young
  • gentleman twisted up his right stilt and patted him on the shoulder,
  • and the young lady rattled her tambourine.
  • ‘Practice?’ said Short, pointing to the stilts.
  • ‘No,’ returned Grinder. ‘It comes either to walkin’ in ‘em or carryin’
  • of ‘em, and they like walkin’ in ‘em best. It’s wery pleasant for the
  • prospects. Which road are you takin’? We go the nighest.’
  • ‘Why, the fact is,’ said Short, ‘that we are going the longest way,
  • because then we could stop for the night, a mile and a half on. But
  • three or four mile gained to-night is so many saved to-morrow, and if
  • you keep on, I think our best way is to do the same.’
  • ‘Where’s your partner?’ inquired Grinder.
  • ‘Here he is,’ cried Mr Thomas Codlin, presenting his head and face in
  • the proscenium of the stage, and exhibiting an expression of
  • countenance not often seen there; ‘and he’ll see his partner boiled
  • alive before he’ll go on to-night. That’s what he says.’
  • ‘Well, don’t say such things as them, in a spear which is dewoted to
  • something pleasanter,’ urged Short. ‘Respect associations, Tommy, even
  • if you do cut up rough.’
  • ‘Rough or smooth,’ said Mr Codlin, beating his hand on the little
  • footboard where Punch, when suddenly struck with the symmetry of his
  • legs and their capacity for silk stockings, is accustomed to exhibit
  • them to popular admiration, ‘rough or smooth, I won’t go further than
  • the mile and a half to-night. I put up at the Jolly Sandboys and
  • nowhere else. If you like to come there, come there. If you like to
  • go on by yourself, go on by yourself, and do without me if you can.’
  • So saying, Mr Codlin disappeared from the scene and immediately
  • presented himself outside the theatre, took it on his shoulders at a
  • jerk, and made off with most remarkable agility.
  • Any further controversy being now out of the question, Short was fain
  • to part with Mr Grinder and his pupils and to follow his morose
  • companion. After lingering at the finger-post for a few minutes to see
  • the stilts frisking away in the moonlight and the bearer of the drum
  • toiling slowly after them, he blew a few notes upon the trumpet as a
  • parting salute, and hastened with all speed to follow Mr Codlin. With
  • this view he gave his unoccupied hand to Nell, and bidding her be of
  • good cheer as they would soon be at the end of their journey for that
  • night, and stimulating the old man with a similar assurance, led them
  • at a pretty swift pace towards their destination, which he was the less
  • unwilling to make for, as the moon was now overcast and the clouds were
  • threatening rain.
  • CHAPTER 18
  • The Jolly Sandboys was a small road-side inn of pretty ancient date,
  • with a sign, representing three Sandboys increasing their jollity with
  • as many jugs of ale and bags of gold, creaking and swinging on its post
  • on the opposite side of the road. As the travellers had observed that
  • day many indications of their drawing nearer and nearer to the race
  • town, such as gipsy camps, carts laden with gambling booths and their
  • appurtenances, itinerant showmen of various kinds, and beggars and
  • trampers of every degree, all wending their way in the same direction,
  • Mr Codlin was fearful of finding the accommodations forestalled; this
  • fear increasing as he diminished the distance between himself and the
  • hostelry, he quickened his pace, and notwithstanding the burden he had
  • to carry, maintained a round trot until he reached the threshold. Here
  • he had the gratification of finding that his fears were without
  • foundation, for the landlord was leaning against the door-post looking
  • lazily at the rain, which had by this time begun to descend heavily,
  • and no tinkling of cracked bell, nor boisterous shout, nor noisy
  • chorus, gave note of company within.
  • ‘All alone?’ said Mr Codlin, putting down his burden and wiping his
  • forehead.
  • ‘All alone as yet,’ rejoined the landlord, glancing at the sky, ‘but we
  • shall have more company to-night I expect. Here one of you boys, carry
  • that show into the barn. Make haste in out of the wet, Tom; when it
  • came on to rain I told ‘em to make the fire up, and there’s a glorious
  • blaze in the kitchen, I can tell you.’
  • Mr Codlin followed with a willing mind, and soon found that the
  • landlord had not commended his preparations without good reason. A
  • mighty fire was blazing on the hearth and roaring up the wide chimney
  • with a cheerful sound, which a large iron cauldron, bubbling and
  • simmering in the heat, lent its pleasant aid to swell. There was a
  • deep red ruddy blush upon the room, and when the landlord stirred the
  • fire, sending the flames skipping and leaping up--when he took off the
  • lid of the iron pot and there rushed out a savoury smell, while the
  • bubbling sound grew deeper and more rich, and an unctuous steam came
  • floating out, hanging in a delicious mist above their heads--when he
  • did this, Mr Codlin’s heart was touched. He sat down in the
  • chimney-corner and smiled.
  • Mr Codlin sat smiling in the chimney-corner, eyeing the landlord as
  • with a roguish look he held the cover in his hand, and, feigning that
  • his doing so was needful to the welfare of the cookery, suffered the
  • delightful steam to tickle the nostrils of his guest. The glow of the
  • fire was upon the landlord’s bald head, and upon his twinkling eye, and
  • upon his watering mouth, and upon his pimpled face, and upon his round
  • fat figure. Mr Codlin drew his sleeve across his lips, and said in a
  • murmuring voice, ‘What is it?’
  • ‘It’s a stew of tripe,’ said the landlord smacking his lips, ‘and
  • cow-heel,’ smacking them again, ‘and bacon,’ smacking them once more,
  • ‘and steak,’ smacking them for the fourth time, ‘and peas,
  • cauliflowers, new potatoes, and sparrow-grass, all working up together
  • in one delicious gravy.’ Having come to the climax, he smacked his
  • lips a great many times, and taking a long hearty sniff of the
  • fragrance that was hovering about, put on the cover again with the air
  • of one whose toils on earth were over.
  • ‘At what time will it be ready?’ asked Mr Codlin faintly.
  • ‘It’ll be done to a turn,’ said the landlord looking up to the
  • clock--and the very clock had a colour in its fat white face, and
  • looked a clock for jolly Sandboys to consult--‘it’ll be done to a turn
  • at twenty-two minutes before eleven.’
  • ‘Then,’ said Mr Codlin, ‘fetch me a pint of warm ale, and don’t let
  • nobody bring into the room even so much as a biscuit till the time
  • arrives.’
  • Nodding his approval of this decisive and manly course of procedure,
  • the landlord retired to draw the beer, and presently returning with it,
  • applied himself to warm the same in a small tin vessel shaped
  • funnel-wise, for the convenience of sticking it far down in the fire
  • and getting at the bright places. This was soon done, and he handed it
  • over to Mr Codlin with that creamy froth upon the surface which is one
  • of the happy circumstances attendant on mulled malt.
  • Greatly softened by this soothing beverage, Mr Codlin now bethought him
  • of his companions, and acquainted mine host of the Sandboys that their
  • arrival might be shortly looked for. The rain was rattling against the
  • windows and pouring down in torrents, and such was Mr Codlin’s extreme
  • amiability of mind, that he more than once expressed his earnest hope
  • that they would not be so foolish as to get wet.
  • At length they arrived, drenched with the rain and presenting a most
  • miserable appearance, notwithstanding that Short had sheltered the
  • child as well as he could under the skirts of his own coat, and they
  • were nearly breathless from the haste they had made. But their steps
  • were no sooner heard upon the road than the landlord, who had been at
  • the outer door anxiously watching for their coming, rushed into the
  • kitchen and took the cover off. The effect was electrical. They all
  • came in with smiling faces though the wet was dripping from their
  • clothes upon the floor, and Short’s first remark was, ‘What a delicious
  • smell!’
  • It is not very difficult to forget rain and mud by the side of a
  • cheerful fire, and in a bright room. They were furnished with slippers
  • and such dry garments as the house or their own bundles afforded, and
  • ensconcing themselves, as Mr Codlin had already done, in the warm
  • chimney-corner, soon forgot their late troubles or only remembered them
  • as enhancing the delights of the present time. Overpowered by the
  • warmth and comfort and the fatigue they had undergone, Nelly and the
  • old man had not long taken their seats here, when they fell asleep.
  • ‘Who are they?’ whispered the landlord.
  • Short shook his head, and wished he knew himself.
  • ‘Don’t you know?’ asked the host, turning to Mr Codlin.
  • ‘Not I,’ he replied. ‘They’re no good, I suppose.’
  • ‘They’re no harm,’ said Short. ‘Depend upon that. I tell you
  • what--it’s plain that the old man an’t in his right mind--’
  • ‘If you haven’t got anything newer than that to say,’ growled Mr
  • Codlin, glancing at the clock, ‘you’d better let us fix our minds upon
  • the supper, and not disturb us.’
  • ‘Hear me out, won’t you?’ retorted his friend. ‘It’s very plain to me,
  • besides, that they’re not used to this way of life. Don’t tell me that
  • that handsome child has been in the habit of prowling about as she’s
  • done these last two or three days. I know better.’
  • ‘Well, who DOES tell you she has?’ growled Mr Codlin, again glancing at
  • the clock and from it to the cauldron, ‘can’t you think of anything
  • more suitable to present circumstances than saying things and then
  • contradicting ‘em?’
  • ‘I wish somebody would give you your supper,’ returned Short, ‘for
  • there’ll be no peace till you’ve got it. Have you seen how anxious the
  • old man is to get on--always wanting to be furder away--furder away.
  • Have you seen that?’
  • ‘Ah! what then?’ muttered Thomas Codlin.
  • ‘This, then,’ said Short. ‘He has given his friends the slip. Mind
  • what I say--he has given his friends the slip, and persuaded this
  • delicate young creetur all along of her fondness for him to be his
  • guide and travelling companion--where to, he knows no more than the man
  • in the moon. Now I’m not a going to stand that.’
  • ‘YOU’RE not a going to stand that!’ cried Mr Codlin, glancing at the
  • clock again and pulling his hair with both hands in a kind of frenzy,
  • but whether occasioned by his companion’s observation or the tardy pace
  • of Time, it was difficult to determine. ‘Here’s a world to live in!’
  • ‘I,’ repeated Short emphatically and slowly, ‘am not a-going to stand
  • it. I am not a-going to see this fair young child a falling into bad
  • hands, and getting among people that she’s no more fit for, than they
  • are to get among angels as their ordinary chums. Therefore when they
  • dewelope an intention of parting company from us, I shall take measures
  • for detaining of ‘em, and restoring ‘em to their friends, who I dare
  • say have had their disconsolation pasted up on every wall in London by
  • this time.’
  • ‘Short,’ said Mr Codlin, who with his head upon his hands, and his
  • elbows on his knees, had been shaking himself impatiently from side to
  • side up to this point and occasionally stamping on the ground, but who
  • now looked up with eager eyes; ‘it’s possible that there may be
  • uncommon good sense in what you’ve said. If there is, and there should
  • be a reward, Short, remember that we’re partners in everything!’
  • His companion had only time to nod a brief assent to this position, for
  • the child awoke at the instant. They had drawn close together during
  • the previous whispering, and now hastily separated and were rather
  • awkwardly endeavouring to exchange some casual remarks in their usual
  • tone, when strange footsteps were heard without, and fresh company
  • entered.
  • These were no other than four very dismal dogs, who came pattering in
  • one after the other, headed by an old bandy dog of particularly
  • mournful aspect, who, stopping when the last of his followers had got
  • as far as the door, erected himself upon his hind legs and looked round
  • at his companions, who immediately stood upon their hind legs, in a
  • grave and melancholy row. Nor was this the only remarkable
  • circumstance about these dogs, for each of them wore a kind of little
  • coat of some gaudy colour trimmed with tarnished spangles, and one of
  • them had a cap upon his head, tied very carefully under his chin, which
  • had fallen down upon his nose and completely obscured one eye; add to
  • this, that the gaudy coats were all wet through and discoloured with
  • rain, and that the wearers were splashed and dirty, and some idea may
  • be formed of the unusual appearance of these new visitors to the Jolly
  • Sandboys.
  • Neither Short nor the landlord nor Thomas Codlin, however, was in the
  • least surprised, merely remarking that these were Jerry’s dogs and that
  • Jerry could not be far behind. So there the dogs stood, patiently
  • winking and gaping and looking extremely hard at the boiling pot, until
  • Jerry himself appeared, when they all dropped down at once and walked
  • about the room in their natural manner. This posture it must be
  • confessed did not much improve their appearance, as their own personal
  • tails and their coat tails--both capital things in their way--did not
  • agree together.
  • Jerry, the manager of these dancing dogs, was a tall black-whiskered
  • man in a velveteen coat, who seemed well known to the landlord and his
  • guests and accosted them with great cordiality. Disencumbering himself
  • of a barrel organ which he placed upon a chair, and retaining in his
  • hand a small whip wherewith to awe his company of comedians, he came up
  • to the fire to dry himself, and entered into conversation.
  • ‘Your people don’t usually travel in character, do they?’ said Short,
  • pointing to the dresses of the dogs. ‘It must come expensive if they
  • do?’
  • ‘No,’ replied Jerry, ‘no, it’s not the custom with us. But we’ve been
  • playing a little on the road to-day, and we come out with a new
  • wardrobe at the races, so I didn’t think it worth while to stop to
  • undress. Down, Pedro!’
  • This was addressed to the dog with the cap on, who being a new member
  • of the company, and not quite certain of his duty, kept his unobscured
  • eye anxiously on his master, and was perpetually starting upon his hind
  • legs when there was no occasion, and falling down again.
  • ‘I’ve got a animal here,’ said Jerry, putting his hand into the
  • capacious pocket of his coat, and diving into one corner as if he were
  • feeling for a small orange or an apple or some such article, ‘a animal
  • here, wot I think you know something of, Short.’
  • ‘Ah!’ cried Short, ‘let’s have a look at him.’
  • ‘Here he is,’ said Jerry, producing a little terrier from his pocket.
  • ‘He was once a Toby of yours, warn’t he!’
  • In some versions of the great drama of Punch there is a small dog--a
  • modern innovation--supposed to be the private property of that
  • gentleman, whose name is always Toby. This Toby has been stolen in
  • youth from another gentleman, and fraudulently sold to the confiding
  • hero, who having no guile himself has no suspicion that it lurks in
  • others; but Toby, entertaining a grateful recollection of his old
  • master, and scorning to attach himself to any new patrons, not only
  • refuses to smoke a pipe at the bidding of Punch, but to mark his old
  • fidelity more strongly, seizes him by the nose and wrings the same with
  • violence, at which instance of canine attachment the spectators are
  • deeply affected. This was the character which the little terrier in
  • question had once sustained; if there had been any doubt upon the
  • subject he would speedily have resolved it by his conduct; for not only
  • did he, on seeing Short, give the strongest tokens of recognition, but
  • catching sight of the flat box he barked so furiously at the pasteboard
  • nose which he knew was inside, that his master was obliged to gather
  • him up and put him into his pocket again, to the great relief of the
  • whole company.
  • The landlord now busied himself in laying the cloth, in which process
  • Mr Codlin obligingly assisted by setting forth his own knife and fork
  • in the most convenient place and establishing himself behind them.
  • When everything was ready, the landlord took off the cover for the last
  • time, and then indeed there burst forth such a goodly promise of
  • supper, that if he had offered to put it on again or had hinted at
  • postponement, he would certainly have been sacrificed on his own hearth.
  • However, he did nothing of the kind, but instead thereof assisted a
  • stout servant girl in turning the contents of the cauldron into a large
  • tureen; a proceeding which the dogs, proof against various hot splashes
  • which fell upon their noses, watched with terrible eagerness. At
  • length the dish was lifted on the table, and mugs of ale having been
  • previously set round, little Nell ventured to say grace, and supper
  • began.
  • At this juncture the poor dogs were standing on their hind legs quite
  • surprisingly; the child, having pity on them, was about to cast some
  • morsels of food to them before she tasted it herself, hungry though she
  • was, when their master interposed.
  • ‘No, my dear, no, not an atom from anybody’s hand but mine if you
  • please. That dog,’ said Jerry, pointing out the old leader of the
  • troop, and speaking in a terrible voice, ‘lost a halfpenny to-day. He
  • goes without his supper.’
  • The unfortunate creature dropped upon his fore-legs directly, wagged
  • his tail, and looked imploringly at his master.
  • ‘You must be more careful, Sir,’ said Jerry, walking coolly to the
  • chair where he had placed the organ, and setting the stop. ‘Come here.
  • Now, Sir, you play away at that, while we have supper, and leave off if
  • you dare.’
  • The dog immediately began to grind most mournful music. His master
  • having shown him the whip resumed his seat and called up the others,
  • who, at his directions, formed in a row, standing upright as a file of
  • soldiers.
  • ‘Now, gentlemen,’ said Jerry, looking at them attentively. ‘The dog
  • whose name’s called, eats. The dogs whose names an’t called, keep
  • quiet. Carlo!’
  • The lucky individual whose name was called, snapped up the morsel
  • thrown towards him, but none of the others moved a muscle. In this
  • manner they were fed at the discretion of their master. Meanwhile the
  • dog in disgrace ground hard at the organ, sometimes in quick time,
  • sometimes in slow, but never leaving off for an instant. When the
  • knives and forks rattled very much, or any of his fellows got an
  • unusually large piece of fat, he accompanied the music with a short
  • howl, but he immediately checked it on his master looking round, and
  • applied himself with increased diligence to the Old Hundredth.
  • CHAPTER 19
  • Supper was not yet over, when there arrived at the Jolly Sandboys two
  • more travellers bound for the same haven as the rest, who had been
  • walking in the rain for some hours, and came in shining and heavy with
  • water. One of these was the proprietor of a giant, and a little lady
  • without legs or arms, who had jogged forward in a van; the other, a
  • silent gentleman who earned his living by showing tricks upon the
  • cards, and who had rather deranged the natural expression of his
  • countenance by putting small leaden lozenges into his eyes and bringing
  • them out at his mouth, which was one of his professional
  • accomplishments. The name of the first of these newcomers was Vuffin;
  • the other, probably as a pleasant satire upon his ugliness, was called
  • Sweet William. To render them as comfortable as he could, the landlord
  • bestirred himself nimbly, and in a very short time both gentlemen were
  • perfectly at their ease.
  • ‘How’s the Giant?’ said Short, when they all sat smoking round the fire.
  • ‘Rather weak upon his legs,’ returned Mr Vuffin. ‘I begin to be afraid
  • he’s going at the knees.’
  • ‘That’s a bad look-out,’ said Short.
  • ‘Aye! Bad indeed,’ replied Mr Vuffin, contemplating the fire with a
  • sigh. ‘Once get a giant shaky on his legs, and the public care no more
  • about him than they do for a dead cabbage stalk.’
  • ‘What becomes of old giants?’ said Short, turning to him again after a
  • little reflection.
  • ‘They’re usually kept in carawans to wait upon the dwarfs,’ said Mr
  • Vuffin.
  • ‘The maintaining of ‘em must come expensive, when they can’t be shown,
  • eh?’ remarked Short, eyeing him doubtfully.
  • ‘It’s better that, than letting ‘em go upon the parish or about the
  • streets,’ said Mr Vuffin. ‘Once make a giant common and giants will
  • never draw again. Look at wooden legs. If there was only one man with
  • a wooden leg what a property he’d be!’
  • ‘So he would!’ observed the landlord and Short both together. ‘That’s
  • very true.’
  • ‘Instead of which,’ pursued Mr Vuffin, ‘if you was to advertise
  • Shakspeare played entirely by wooden legs, it’s my belief you wouldn’t
  • draw a sixpence.’
  • ‘I don’t suppose you would,’ said Short. And the landlord said so too.
  • ‘This shows, you see,’ said Mr Vuffin, waving his pipe with an
  • argumentative air, ‘this shows the policy of keeping the used-up giants
  • still in the carawans, where they get food and lodging for nothing, all
  • their lives, and in general very glad they are to stop there. There
  • was one giant--a black ‘un--as left his carawan some year ago and took
  • to carrying coach-bills about London, making himself as cheap as
  • crossing-sweepers. He died. I make no insinuation against anybody in
  • particular,’ said Mr Vuffin, looking solemnly round, ‘but he was
  • ruining the trade;--and he died.’
  • The landlord drew his breath hard, and looked at the owner of the dogs,
  • who nodded and said gruffly that he remembered.
  • ‘I know you do, Jerry,’ said Mr Vuffin with profound meaning. ‘I know
  • you remember it, Jerry, and the universal opinion was, that it served
  • him right. Why, I remember the time when old Maunders as had
  • three-and-twenty wans--I remember the time when old Maunders had in his
  • cottage in Spa Fields in the winter time, when the season was over,
  • eight male and female dwarfs setting down to dinner every day, who was
  • waited on by eight old giants in green coats, red smalls, blue cotton
  • stockings, and high-lows: and there was one dwarf as had grown elderly
  • and wicious who whenever his giant wasn’t quick enough to please him,
  • used to stick pins in his legs, not being able to reach up any higher.
  • I know that’s a fact, for Maunders told it me himself.’
  • ‘What about the dwarfs when they get old?’ inquired the landlord.
  • ‘The older a dwarf is, the better worth he is,’ returned Mr Vuffin; ‘a
  • grey-headed dwarf, well wrinkled, is beyond all suspicion. But a giant
  • weak in the legs and not standing upright!--keep him in the carawan,
  • but never show him, never show him, for any persuasion that can be
  • offered.’
  • While Mr Vuffin and his two friends smoked their pipes and beguiled the
  • time with such conversation as this, the silent gentleman sat in a warm
  • corner, swallowing, or seeming to swallow, sixpennyworth of halfpence
  • for practice, balancing a feather upon his nose, and rehearsing other
  • feats of dexterity of that kind, without paying any regard whatever to
  • the company, who in their turn left him utterly unnoticed. At length
  • the weary child prevailed upon her grandfather to retire, and they
  • withdrew, leaving the company yet seated round the fire, and the dogs
  • fast asleep at a humble distance.
  • After bidding the old man good night, Nell retired to her poor garret,
  • but had scarcely closed the door, when it was gently tapped at. She
  • opened it directly, and was a little startled by the sight of Mr Thomas
  • Codlin, whom she had left, to all appearance, fast asleep down stairs.
  • ‘What is the matter?’ said the child.
  • ‘Nothing’s the matter, my dear,’ returned her visitor. ‘I’m your
  • friend. Perhaps you haven’t thought so, but it’s me that’s your
  • friend--not him.’
  • ‘Not who?’ the child inquired.
  • ‘Short, my dear. I tell you what,’ said Codlin, ‘for all his having a
  • kind of way with him that you’d be very apt to like, I’m the real,
  • open-hearted man. I mayn’t look it, but I am indeed.’
  • The child began to be alarmed, considering that the ale had taken
  • effect upon Mr Codlin, and that this commendation of himself was the
  • consequence.
  • ‘Short’s very well, and seems kind,’ resumed the misanthrope, ‘but he
  • overdoes it. Now I don’t.’
  • Certainly if there were any fault in Mr Codlin’s usual deportment, it
  • was that he rather underdid his kindness to those about him, than
  • overdid it. But the child was puzzled, and could not tell what to say.
  • ‘Take my advice,’ said Codlin: ‘don’t ask me why, but take it. As long
  • as you travel with us, keep as near me as you can. Don’t offer to
  • leave us--not on any account--but always stick to me and say that I’m
  • your friend. Will you bear that in mind, my dear, and always say that
  • it was me that was your friend?’
  • ‘Say so where--and when?’ inquired the child innocently.
  • ‘O, nowhere in particular,’ replied Codlin, a little put out as it
  • seemed by the question; ‘I’m only anxious that you should think me so,
  • and do me justice. You can’t think what an interest I have in you.
  • Why didn’t you tell me your little history--that about you and the poor
  • old gentleman? I’m the best adviser that ever was, and so interested
  • in you--so much more interested than Short. I think they’re breaking
  • up down stairs; you needn’t tell Short, you know, that we’ve had this
  • little talk together. God bless you. Recollect the friend. Codlin’s
  • the friend, not Short. Short’s very well as far as he goes, but the
  • real friend is Codlin--not Short.’
  • Eking out these professions with a number of benevolent and protecting
  • looks and great fervour of manner, Thomas Codlin stole away on tiptoe,
  • leaving the child in a state of extreme surprise. She was still
  • ruminating upon his curious behaviour, when the floor of the crazy
  • stairs and landing cracked beneath the tread of the other travellers
  • who were passing to their beds. When they had all passed, and the
  • sound of their footsteps had died away, one of them returned, and after
  • a little hesitation and rustling in the passage, as if he were doubtful
  • what door to knock at, knocked at hers.
  • ‘Yes,’ said the child from within.
  • ‘It’s me--Short’--a voice called through the keyhole. ‘I only wanted
  • to say that we must be off early to-morrow morning, my dear, because
  • unless we get the start of the dogs and the conjuror, the villages
  • won’t be worth a penny. You’ll be sure to be stirring early and go
  • with us? I’ll call you.’
  • The child answered in the affirmative, and returning his ‘good night’
  • heard him creep away. She felt some uneasiness at the anxiety of these
  • men, increased by the recollection of their whispering together down
  • stairs and their slight confusion when she awoke, nor was she quite
  • free from a misgiving that they were not the fittest companions she
  • could have stumbled on. Her uneasiness, however, was nothing, weighed
  • against her fatigue; and she soon forgot it in sleep.
  • Very early next morning, Short fulfilled his promise, and knocking
  • softly at her door, entreated that she would get up directly, as the
  • proprietor of the dogs was still snoring, and if they lost no time they
  • might get a good deal in advance both of him and the conjuror, who was
  • talking in his sleep, and from what he could be heard to say, appeared
  • to be balancing a donkey in his dreams. She started from her bed
  • without delay, and roused the old man with so much expedition that they
  • were both ready as soon as Short himself, to that gentleman’s
  • unspeakable gratification and relief.
  • After a very unceremonious and scrambling breakfast, of which the
  • staple commodities were bacon and bread, and beer, they took leave of
  • the landlord and issued from the door of the jolly Sandboys. The
  • morning was fine and warm, the ground cool to the feet after the late
  • rain, the hedges gayer and more green, the air clear, and everything
  • fresh and healthful. Surrounded by these influences, they walked on
  • pleasantly enough.
  • They had not gone very far, when the child was again struck by the
  • altered behaviour of Mr Thomas Codlin, who instead of plodding on
  • sulkily by himself as he had heretofore done, kept close to her, and
  • when he had an opportunity of looking at her unseen by his companion,
  • warned her by certain wry faces and jerks of the head not to put any
  • trust in Short, but to reserve all confidences for Codlin. Neither did
  • he confine himself to looks and gestures, for when she and her
  • grandfather were walking on beside the aforesaid Short, and that little
  • man was talking with his accustomed cheerfulness on a variety of
  • indifferent subjects, Thomas Codlin testified his jealousy and distrust
  • by following close at her heels, and occasionally admonishing her
  • ankles with the legs of the theatre in a very abrupt and painful manner.
  • All these proceedings naturally made the child more watchful and
  • suspicious, and she soon observed that whenever they halted to perform
  • outside a village alehouse or other place, Mr Codlin while he went
  • through his share of the entertainments kept his eye steadily upon her
  • and the old man, or with a show of great friendship and consideration
  • invited the latter to lean upon his arm, and so held him tight until
  • the representation was over and they again went forward. Even Short
  • seemed to change in this respect, and to mingle with his good-nature
  • something of a desire to keep them in safe custody. This increased the
  • child’s misgivings, and made her yet more anxious and uneasy.
  • Meanwhile, they were drawing near the town where the races were to
  • begin next day; for, from passing numerous groups of gipsies and
  • trampers on the road, wending their way towards it, and straggling out
  • from every by-way and cross-country lane, they gradually fell into a
  • stream of people, some walking by the side of covered carts, others
  • with horses, others with donkeys, others toiling on with heavy loads
  • upon their backs, but all tending to the same point. The public-houses
  • by the wayside, from being empty and noiseless as those in the remoter
  • parts had been, now sent out boisterous shouts and clouds of smoke;
  • and, from the misty windows, clusters of broad red faces looked down
  • upon the road. On every piece of waste or common ground, some small
  • gambler drove his noisy trade, and bellowed to the idle passersby to
  • stop and try their chance; the crowd grew thicker and more noisy; gilt
  • gingerbread in blanket-stalls exposed its glories to the dust; and
  • often a four-horse carriage, dashing by, obscured all objects in the
  • gritty cloud it raised, and left them, stunned and blinded, far behind.
  • It was dark before they reached the town itself, and long indeed the
  • few last miles had been. Here all was tumult and confusion; the
  • streets were filled with throngs of people--many strangers were there,
  • it seemed, by the looks they cast about--the church-bells rang out
  • their noisy peals, and flags streamed from windows and house-tops. In
  • the large inn-yards waiters flitted to and fro and ran against each
  • other, horses clattered on the uneven stones, carriage steps fell
  • rattling down, and sickening smells from many dinners came in a heavy
  • lukewarm breath upon the sense. In the smaller public-houses, fiddles
  • with all their might and main were squeaking out the tune to staggering
  • feet; drunken men, oblivious of the burden of their song, joined in a
  • senseless howl, which drowned the tinkling of the feeble bell and made
  • them savage for their drink; vagabond groups assembled round the doors
  • to see the stroller woman dance, and add their uproar to the shrill
  • flageolet and deafening drum.
  • Through this delirious scene, the child, frightened and repelled by all
  • she saw, led on her bewildered charge, clinging close to her conductor,
  • and trembling lest in the press she should be separated from him and
  • left to find her way alone. Quickening their steps to get clear of all
  • the roar and riot, they at length passed through the town and made for
  • the race-course, which was upon an open heath, situated on an eminence,
  • a full mile distant from its furthest bounds.
  • Although there were many people here, none of the best favoured or best
  • clad, busily erecting tents and driving stakes in the ground, and
  • hurrying to and fro with dusty feet and many a grumbled oath--although
  • there were tired children cradled on heaps of straw between the wheels
  • of carts, crying themselves to sleep--and poor lean horses and donkeys
  • just turned loose, grazing among the men and women, and pots and
  • kettles, and half-lighted fires, and ends of candles flaring and
  • wasting in the air--for all this, the child felt it an escape from the
  • town and drew her breath more freely. After a scanty supper, the
  • purchase of which reduced her little stock so low, that she had only a
  • few halfpence with which to buy a breakfast on the morrow, she and the
  • old man lay down to rest in a corner of a tent, and slept, despite the
  • busy preparations that were going on around them all night long.
  • And now they had come to the time when they must beg their bread. Soon
  • after sunrise in the morning she stole out from the tent, and rambling
  • into some fields at a short distance, plucked a few wild roses and such
  • humble flowers, purposing to make them into little nosegays and offer
  • them to the ladies in the carriages when the company arrived. Her
  • thoughts were not idle while she was thus employed; when she returned
  • and was seated beside the old man in one corner of the tent, tying her
  • flowers together, while the two men lay dozing in another corner, she
  • plucked him by the sleeve, and slightly glancing towards them, said, in
  • a low voice--
  • ‘Grandfather, don’t look at those I talk of, and don’t seem as if I
  • spoke of anything but what I am about. What was that you told me
  • before we left the old house? That if they knew what we were going to
  • do, they would say that you were mad, and part us?’
  • The old man turned to her with an aspect of wild terror; but she
  • checked him by a look, and bidding him hold some flowers while she tied
  • them up, and so bringing her lips closer to his ear, said--
  • ‘I know that was what you told me. You needn’t speak, dear. I
  • recollect it very well. It was not likely that I should forget it.
  • Grandfather, these men suspect that we have secretly left our friends,
  • and mean to carry us before some gentleman and have us taken care of
  • and sent back. If you let your hand tremble so, we can never get away
  • from them, but if you’re only quiet now, we shall do so, easily.’
  • ‘How?’ muttered the old man. ‘Dear Nelly, how? They will shut me up
  • in a stone room, dark and cold, and chain me up to the wall, Nell--flog
  • me with whips, and never let me see thee more!’
  • ‘You’re trembling again,’ said the child. ‘Keep close to me all day.
  • Never mind them, don’t look at them, but me. I shall find a time when
  • we can steal away. When I do, mind you come with me, and do not stop
  • or speak a word. Hush! That’s all.’
  • ‘Halloa! what are you up to, my dear?’ said Mr Codlin, raising his
  • head, and yawning. Then observing that his companion was fast asleep,
  • he added in an earnest whisper, ‘Codlin’s the friend, remember--not
  • Short.’
  • ‘Making some nosegays,’ the child replied; ‘I am going to try and sell
  • some, these three days of the races. Will you have one--as a present I
  • mean?’
  • Mr Codlin would have risen to receive it, but the child hurried towards
  • him and placed it in his hand. He stuck it in his buttonhole with an
  • air of ineffable complacency for a misanthrope, and leering exultingly
  • at the unconscious Short, muttered, as he laid himself down again, ‘Tom
  • Codlin’s the friend, by G--!’
  • As the morning wore on, the tents assumed a gayer and more brilliant
  • appearance, and long lines of carriages came rolling softly on the
  • turf. Men who had lounged about all night in smock-frocks and leather
  • leggings, came out in silken vests and hats and plumes, as jugglers or
  • mountebanks; or in gorgeous liveries as soft-spoken servants at
  • gambling booths; or in sturdy yeoman dress as decoys at unlawful games.
  • Black-eyed gipsy girls, hooded in showy handkerchiefs, sallied forth to
  • tell fortunes, and pale slender women with consumptive faces lingered
  • upon the footsteps of ventriloquists and conjurors, and counted the
  • sixpences with anxious eyes long before they were gained. As many of
  • the children as could be kept within bounds, were stowed away, with all
  • the other signs of dirt and poverty, among the donkeys, carts, and
  • horses; and as many as could not be thus disposed of ran in and out in
  • all intricate spots, crept between people’s legs and carriage wheels,
  • and came forth unharmed from under horses’ hoofs. The dancing-dogs,
  • the stilts, the little lady and the tall man, and all the other
  • attractions, with organs out of number and bands innumerable, emerged
  • from the holes and corners in which they had passed the night, and
  • flourished boldly in the sun.
  • Along the uncleared course, Short led his party, sounding the brazen
  • trumpet and revelling in the voice of Punch; and at his heels went
  • Thomas Codlin, bearing the show as usual, and keeping his eye on Nelly
  • and her grandfather, as they rather lingered in the rear. The child
  • bore upon her arm the little basket with her flowers, and sometimes
  • stopped, with timid and modest looks, to offer them at some gay
  • carriage; but alas! there were many bolder beggars there, gipsies who
  • promised husbands, and other adepts in their trade, and although some
  • ladies smiled gently as they shook their heads, and others cried to the
  • gentlemen beside them ‘See, what a pretty face!’ they let the pretty
  • face pass on, and never thought that it looked tired or hungry.
  • There was but one lady who seemed to understand the child, and she was
  • one who sat alone in a handsome carriage, while two young men in
  • dashing clothes, who had just dismounted from it, talked and laughed
  • loudly at a little distance, appearing to forget her, quite. There
  • were many ladies all around, but they turned their backs, or looked
  • another way, or at the two young men (not unfavourably at them), and
  • left her to herself. She motioned away a gipsy-woman urgent to tell
  • her fortune, saying that it was told already and had been for some
  • years, but called the child towards her, and taking her flowers put
  • money into her trembling hand, and bade her go home and keep at home
  • for God’s sake.
  • Many a time they went up and down those long, long lines, seeing
  • everything but the horses and the race; when the bell rang to clear the
  • course, going back to rest among the carts and donkeys, and not coming
  • out again until the heat was over. Many a time, too, was Punch
  • displayed in the full zenith of his humour, but all this while the eye
  • of Thomas Codlin was upon them, and to escape without notice was
  • impracticable.
  • At length, late in the day, Mr Codlin pitched the show in a convenient
  • spot, and the spectators were soon in the very triumph of the scene.
  • The child, sitting down with the old man close behind it, had been
  • thinking how strange it was that horses who were such fine honest
  • creatures should seem to make vagabonds of all the men they drew about
  • them, when a loud laugh at some extemporaneous witticism of Mr Short’s,
  • having allusion to the circumstances of the day, roused her from her
  • meditation and caused her to look around.
  • If they were ever to get away unseen, that was the very moment. Short
  • was plying the quarter-staves vigorously and knocking the characters in
  • the fury of the combat against the sides of the show, the people were
  • looking on with laughing faces, and Mr Codlin had relaxed into a grim
  • smile as his roving eye detected hands going into waistcoat pockets and
  • groping secretly for sixpences. If they were ever to get away unseen,
  • that was the very moment. They seized it, and fled.
  • They made a path through booths and carriages and throngs of people,
  • and never once stopped to look behind. The bell was ringing and the
  • course was cleared by the time they reached the ropes, but they dashed
  • across it insensible to the shouts and screeching that assailed them
  • for breaking in upon its sanctity, and creeping under the brow of the
  • hill at a quick pace, made for the open fields.
  • CHAPTER 20
  • Day after day as he bent his steps homeward, returning from some new
  • effort to procure employment, Kit raised his eyes to the window of the
  • little room he had so much commended to the child, and hoped to see
  • some indication of her presence. His own earnest wish, coupled with
  • the assurance he had received from Quilp, filled him with the belief
  • that she would yet arrive to claim the humble shelter he had offered,
  • and from the death of each day’s hope another hope sprung up to live
  • to-morrow.
  • ‘I think they must certainly come to-morrow, eh mother?’ said Kit,
  • laying aside his hat with a weary air and sighing as he spoke. ‘They
  • have been gone a week. They surely couldn’t stop away more than a
  • week, could they now?’
  • The mother shook her head, and reminded him how often he had been
  • disappointed already.
  • ‘For the matter of that,’ said Kit, ‘you speak true and sensible
  • enough, as you always do, mother. Still, I do consider that a week is
  • quite long enough for ‘em to be rambling about; don’t you say so?’
  • ‘Quite long enough, Kit, longer than enough, but they may not come back
  • for all that.’
  • Kit was for a moment disposed to be vexed by this contradiction, and
  • not the less so from having anticipated it in his own mind and knowing
  • how just it was. But the impulse was only momentary, and the vexed
  • look became a kind one before it had crossed the room.
  • ‘Then what do you think, mother, has become of ‘em? You don’t think
  • they’ve gone to sea, anyhow?’
  • ‘Not gone for sailors, certainly,’ returned the mother with a smile.
  • ‘But I can’t help thinking that they have gone to some foreign country.’
  • ‘I say,’ cried Kit with a rueful face, ‘don’t talk like that, mother.’
  • ‘I am afraid they have, and that’s the truth,’ she said. ‘It’s the
  • talk of all the neighbours, and there are some even that know of their
  • having been seen on board ship, and can tell you the name of the place
  • they’ve gone to, which is more than I can, my dear, for it’s a very
  • hard one.’
  • ‘I don’t believe it,’ said Kit. ‘Not a word of it. A set of idle
  • chatterboxes, how should they know!’
  • ‘They may be wrong of course,’ returned the mother, ‘I can’t tell about
  • that, though I don’t think it’s at all unlikely that they’re in the
  • right, for the talk is that the old gentleman had put by a little money
  • that nobody knew of, not even that ugly little man you talk to me
  • about--what’s his name--Quilp; and that he and Miss Nell have gone to
  • live abroad where it can’t be taken from them, and they will never be
  • disturbed. That don’t seem very far out of the way now, do it?’
  • Kit scratched his head mournfully, in reluctant admission that it did
  • not, and clambering up to the old nail took down the cage and set
  • himself to clean it and to feed the bird. His thoughts reverting from
  • this occupation to the little old gentleman who had given him the
  • shilling, he suddenly recollected that that was the very day--nay,
  • nearly the very hour--at which the little old gentleman had said he
  • should be at the Notary’s house again. He no sooner remembered this,
  • than he hung up the cage with great precipitation, and hastily
  • explaining the nature of his errand, went off at full speed to the
  • appointed place.
  • It was some two minutes after the time when he reached the spot, which
  • was a considerable distance from his home, but by great good luck the
  • little old gentleman had not yet arrived; at least there was no
  • pony-chaise to be seen, and it was not likely that he had come and gone
  • again in so short a space. Greatly relieved to find that he was not
  • too late, Kit leant against a lamp-post to take breath, and waited the
  • advent of the pony and his charge.
  • Sure enough, before long the pony came trotting round the corner of the
  • street, looking as obstinate as pony might, and picking his steps as if
  • he were spying about for the cleanest places, and would by no means
  • dirty his feet or hurry himself inconveniently. Behind the pony sat
  • the little old gentleman, and by the old gentleman’s side sat the
  • little old lady, carrying just such a nosegay as she had brought before.
  • The old gentleman, the old lady, the pony, and the chaise, came up the
  • street in perfect unanimity, until they arrived within some half a
  • dozen doors of the Notary’s house, when the pony, deceived by a
  • brass-plate beneath a tailor’s knocker, came to a halt, and maintained
  • by a sturdy silence, that that was the house they wanted.
  • ‘Now, Sir, will you ha’ the goodness to go on; this is not the place,’
  • said the old gentleman.
  • The pony looked with great attention into a fire-plug which was near
  • him, and appeared to be quite absorbed in contemplating it.
  • ‘Oh dear, such a naughty Whisker!’ cried the old lady. ‘After being so
  • good too, and coming along so well! I am quite ashamed of him. I
  • don’t know what we are to do with him, I really don’t.’
  • The pony having thoroughly satisfied himself as to the nature and
  • properties of the fire-plug, looked into the air after his old enemies
  • the flies, and as there happened to be one of them tickling his ear at
  • that moment he shook his head and whisked his tail, after which he
  • appeared full of thought but quite comfortable and collected. The old
  • gentleman having exhausted his powers of persuasion, alighted to lead
  • him; whereupon the pony, perhaps because he held this to be a
  • sufficient concession, perhaps because he happened to catch sight of
  • the other brass-plate, or perhaps because he was in a spiteful humour,
  • darted off with the old lady and stopped at the right house, leaving
  • the old gentleman to come panting on behind.
  • It was then that Kit presented himself at the pony’s head, and touched
  • his hat with a smile.
  • ‘Why, bless me,’ cried the old gentleman, ‘the lad is here! My dear,
  • do you see?’
  • ‘I said I’d be here, Sir,’ said Kit, patting Whisker’s neck. ‘I hope
  • you’ve had a pleasant ride, sir. He’s a very nice little pony.’
  • ‘My dear,’ said the old gentleman. ‘This is an uncommon lad; a good
  • lad, I’m sure.’
  • ‘I’m sure he is,’ rejoined the old lady. ‘A very good lad, and I am
  • sure he is a good son.’
  • Kit acknowledged these expressions of confidence by touching his hat
  • again and blushing very much. The old gentleman then handed the old
  • lady out, and after looking at him with an approving smile, they went
  • into the house--talking about him as they went, Kit could not help
  • feeling. Presently Mr Witherden, smelling very hard at the nosegay,
  • came to the window and looked at him, and after that Mr Abel came and
  • looked at him, and after that the old gentleman and lady came and
  • looked at him again, and after that they all came and looked at him
  • together, which Kit, feeling very much embarrassed by, made a pretence
  • of not observing. Therefore he patted the pony more and more; and this
  • liberty the pony most handsomely permitted.
  • The faces had not disappeared from the window many moments, when Mr
  • Chuckster in his official coat, and with his hat hanging on his head
  • just as it happened to fall from its peg, appeared upon the pavement,
  • and telling him he was wanted inside, bade him go in and he would mind
  • the chaise the while. In giving him this direction Mr Chuckster
  • remarked that he wished that he might be blessed if he could make out
  • whether he (Kit) was ‘precious raw’ or ‘precious deep,’ but intimated
  • by a distrustful shake of the head, that he inclined to the latter
  • opinion.
  • Kit entered the office in a great tremor, for he was not used to going
  • among strange ladies and gentlemen, and the tin boxes and bundles of
  • dusty papers had in his eyes an awful and venerable air. Mr Witherden
  • too was a bustling gentleman who talked loud and fast, and all eyes
  • were upon him, and he was very shabby.
  • ‘Well, boy,’ said Mr Witherden, ‘you came to work out that
  • shilling;--not to get another, hey?’
  • ‘No indeed, sir,’ replied Kit, taking courage to look up. ‘I never
  • thought of such a thing.’
  • ‘Father alive?’ said the Notary.
  • ‘Dead, sir.’
  • ‘Mother?’
  • ‘Yes, sir.’
  • ‘Married again--eh?’
  • Kit made answer, not without some indignation, that she was a widow
  • with three children, and that as to her marrying again, if the
  • gentleman knew her he wouldn’t think of such a thing. At this reply Mr
  • Witherden buried his nose in the flowers again, and whispered behind
  • the nosegay to the old gentleman that he believed the lad was as honest
  • a lad as need be.
  • ‘Now,’ said Mr Garland when they had made some further inquiries of
  • him, ‘I am not going to give you anything--’
  • ‘Thank you, sir,’ Kit replied; and quite seriously too, for this
  • announcement seemed to free him from the suspicion which the Notary had
  • hinted.
  • ‘--But,’ resumed the old gentleman, ‘perhaps I may want to know
  • something more about you, so tell me where you live, and I’ll put it
  • down in my pocket-book.’
  • Kit told him, and the old gentleman wrote down the address with his
  • pencil. He had scarcely done so, when there was a great uproar in the
  • street, and the old lady hurrying to the window cried that Whisker had
  • run away, upon which Kit darted out to the rescue, and the others
  • followed.
  • It seemed that Mr Chuckster had been standing with his hands in his
  • pockets looking carelessly at the pony, and occasionally insulting him
  • with such admonitions as ‘Stand still,’--‘Be quiet,’--‘Woa-a-a,’ and the
  • like, which by a pony of spirit cannot be borne. Consequently, the
  • pony being deterred by no considerations of duty or obedience, and not
  • having before him the slightest fear of the human eye, had at length
  • started off, and was at that moment rattling down the street--Mr
  • Chuckster, with his hat off and a pen behind his ear, hanging on in the
  • rear of the chaise and making futile attempts to draw it the other way,
  • to the unspeakable admiration of all beholders. Even in running away,
  • however, Whisker was perverse, for he had not gone very far when he
  • suddenly stopped, and before assistance could be rendered, commenced
  • backing at nearly as quick a pace as he had gone forward. By these
  • means Mr Chuckster was pushed and hustled to the office again, in a
  • most inglorious manner, and arrived in a state of great exhaustion and
  • discomfiture.
  • The old lady then stepped into her seat, and Mr Abel (whom they had
  • come to fetch) into his. The old gentleman, after reasoning with the
  • pony on the extreme impropriety of his conduct, and making the best
  • amends in his power to Mr Chuckster, took his place also, and they
  • drove away, waving a farewell to the Notary and his clerk, and more
  • than once turning to nod kindly to Kit as he watched them from the road.
  • CHAPTER 21
  • Kit turned away and very soon forgot the pony, and the chaise, and the
  • little old lady, and the little old gentleman, and the little young
  • gentleman to boot, in thinking what could have become of his late
  • master and his lovely grandchild, who were the fountain-head of all his
  • meditations. Still casting about for some plausible means of
  • accounting for their non-appearance, and of persuading himself that
  • they must soon return, he bent his steps towards home, intending to
  • finish the task which the sudden recollection of his contract had
  • interrupted, and then to sally forth once more to seek his fortune for
  • the day.
  • When he came to the corner of the court in which he lived, lo and
  • behold there was the pony again! Yes, there he was, looking more
  • obstinate than ever; and alone in the chaise, keeping a steady watch
  • upon his every wink, sat Mr Abel, who, lifting up his eyes by chance
  • and seeing Kit pass by, nodded to him as though he would have nodded
  • his head off.
  • Kit wondered to see the pony again, so near his own home too, but it
  • never occurred to him for what purpose the pony might have come there,
  • or where the old lady and the old gentleman had gone, until he lifted
  • the latch of the door, and walking in, found them seated in the room in
  • conversation with his mother, at which unexpected sight he pulled off
  • his hat and made his best bow in some confusion.
  • ‘We are here before you, you see, Christopher,’ said Mr Garland smiling.
  • ‘Yes, sir,’ said Kit; and as he said it, he looked towards his mother
  • for an explanation of the visit.
  • ‘The gentleman’s been kind enough, my dear,’ said she, in reply to this
  • mute interrogation, ‘to ask me whether you were in a good place, or in
  • any place at all, and when I told him no, you were not in any, he was
  • so good as to say that--’
  • ‘--That we wanted a good lad in our house,’ said the old gentleman and
  • the old lady both together, ‘and that perhaps we might think of it, if
  • we found everything as we would wish it to be.’
  • As this thinking of it, plainly meant the thinking of engaging Kit, he
  • immediately partook of his mother’s anxiety and fell into a great
  • flutter; for the little old couple were very methodical and cautious,
  • and asked so many questions that he began to be afraid there was no
  • chance of his success.
  • ‘You see, my good woman,’ said Mrs Garland to Kit’s mother, ‘that it’s
  • necessary to be very careful and particular in such a matter as this,
  • for we’re only three in family, and are very quiet regular folks, and
  • it would be a sad thing if we made any kind of mistake, and found
  • things different from what we hoped and expected.’
  • To this, Kit’s mother replied, that certainly it was quite true, and
  • quite right, and quite proper, and Heaven forbid that she should
  • shrink, or have cause to shrink, from any inquiry into her character or
  • that of her son, who was a very good son though she was his mother, in
  • which respect, she was bold to say, he took after his father, who was
  • not only a good son to HIS mother, but the best of husbands and the
  • best of fathers besides, which Kit could and would corroborate she
  • knew, and so would little Jacob and the baby likewise if they were old
  • enough, which unfortunately they were not, though as they didn’t know
  • what a loss they had had, perhaps it was a great deal better that they
  • should be as young as they were; and so Kit’s mother wound up a long
  • story by wiping her eyes with her apron, and patting little Jacob’s
  • head, who was rocking the cradle and staring with all his might at the
  • strange lady and gentleman.
  • When Kit’s mother had done speaking, the old lady struck in again, and
  • said that she was quite sure she was a very honest and very respectable
  • person or she never would have expressed herself in that manner, and
  • that certainly the appearance of the children and the cleanliness of
  • the house deserved great praise and did her the utmost credit, whereat
  • Kit’s mother dropped a curtsey and became consoled. Then the good
  • woman entered in a long and minute account of Kit’s life and history
  • from the earliest period down to that time, not omitting to make
  • mention of his miraculous fall out of a back-parlour window when an
  • infant of tender years, or his uncommon sufferings in a state of
  • measles, which were illustrated by correct imitations of the plaintive
  • manner in which he called for toast and water, day and night, and said,
  • ‘don’t cry, mother, I shall soon be better;’ for proof of which
  • statements reference was made to Mrs Green, lodger, at the
  • cheesemonger’s round the corner, and divers other ladies and gentlemen
  • in various parts of England and Wales (and one Mr Brown who was
  • supposed to be then a corporal in the East Indies, and who could of
  • course be found with very little trouble), within whose personal
  • knowledge the circumstances had occurred. This narration ended, Mr
  • Garland put some questions to Kit respecting his qualifications and
  • general acquirements, while Mrs Garland noticed the children, and
  • hearing from Kit’s mother certain remarkable circumstances which had
  • attended the birth of each, related certain other remarkable
  • circumstances which had attended the birth of her own son, Mr Abel,
  • from which it appeared that both Kit’s mother and herself had been,
  • above and beyond all other women of what condition or age soever,
  • peculiarly hemmed in with perils and dangers. Lastly, inquiry was made
  • into the nature and extent of Kit’s wardrobe, and a small advance being
  • made to improve the same, he was formally hired at an annual income of
  • Six Pounds, over and above his board and lodging, by Mr and Mrs
  • Garland, of Abel Cottage, Finchley.
  • It would be difficult to say which party appeared most pleased with
  • this arrangement, the conclusion of which was hailed with nothing but
  • pleasant looks and cheerful smiles on both sides. It was settled that
  • Kit should repair to his new abode on the next day but one, in the
  • morning; and finally, the little old couple, after bestowing a bright
  • half-crown on little Jacob and another on the baby, took their leaves;
  • being escorted as far as the street by their new attendant, who held
  • the obdurate pony by the bridle while they took their seats, and saw
  • them drive away with a lightened heart.
  • ‘Well, mother,’ said Kit, hurrying back into the house, ‘I think my
  • fortune’s about made now.’
  • ‘I should think it was indeed, Kit,’ rejoined his mother. ‘Six pound a
  • year! Only think!’
  • ‘Ah!’ said Kit, trying to maintain the gravity which the consideration
  • of such a sum demanded, but grinning with delight in spite of himself.
  • ‘There’s a property!’
  • Kit drew a long breath when he had said this, and putting his hands
  • deep into his pockets as if there were one year’s wages at least in
  • each, looked at his mother, as though he saw through her, and down an
  • immense perspective of sovereigns beyond.
  • ‘Please God we’ll make such a lady of you for Sundays, mother! such a
  • scholar of Jacob, such a child of the baby, such a room of the one up
  • stairs! Six pound a year!’
  • ‘Hem!’ croaked a strange voice. ‘What’s that about six pound a year?
  • What about six pound a year?’ And as the voice made this inquiry,
  • Daniel Quilp walked in with Richard Swiveller at his heels.
  • ‘Who said he was to have six pound a year?’ said Quilp, looking sharply
  • round. ‘Did the old man say it, or did little Nell say it? And what’s
  • he to have it for, and where are they, eh!’
  • The good woman was so much alarmed by the sudden apparition of this
  • unknown piece of ugliness, that she hastily caught the baby from its
  • cradle and retreated into the furthest corner of the room; while little
  • Jacob, sitting upon his stool with his hands on his knees, looked full
  • at him in a species of fascination, roaring lustily all the time.
  • Richard Swiveller took an easy observation of the family over Mr Quilp’s
  • head, and Quilp himself, with his hands in his pockets, smiled in an
  • exquisite enjoyment of the commotion he occasioned.
  • ‘Don’t be frightened, mistress,’ said Quilp, after a pause. ‘Your son
  • knows me; I don’t eat babies; I don’t like ‘em. It will be as well to
  • stop that young screamer though, in case I should be tempted to do him
  • a mischief. Holloa, sir! Will you be quiet?’
  • Little Jacob stemmed the course of two tears which he was squeezing out
  • of his eyes, and instantly subsided into a silent horror.
  • ‘Mind you don’t break out again, you villain,’ said Quilp, looking
  • sternly at him, ‘or I’ll make faces at you and throw you into fits, I
  • will. Now you sir, why haven’t you been to me as you promised?’
  • ‘What should I come for?’ retorted Kit. ‘I hadn’t any business with
  • you, no more than you had with me.’
  • ‘Here, mistress,’ said Quilp, turning quickly away, and appealing from
  • Kit to his mother. ‘When did his old master come or send here last?
  • Is he here now? If not, where’s he gone?’
  • ‘He has not been here at all,’ she replied. ‘I wish we knew where they
  • have gone, for it would make my son a good deal easier in his mind, and
  • me too. If you’re the gentleman named Mr Quilp, I should have thought
  • you’d have known, and so I told him only this very day.’
  • ‘Humph!’ muttered Quilp, evidently disappointed to believe that this
  • was true. ‘That’s what you tell this gentleman too, is it?’
  • ‘If the gentleman comes to ask the same question, I can’t tell him
  • anything else, sir; and I only wish I could, for our own sakes,’ was
  • the reply.
  • Quilp glanced at Richard Swiveller, and observed that having met him on
  • the threshold, he assumed that he had come in search of some
  • intelligence of the fugitives. He supposed he was right?
  • ‘Yes,’ said Dick, ‘that was the object of the present expedition. I
  • fancied it possible--but let us go ring fancy’s knell. I’ll begin it.’
  • ‘You seem disappointed,’ observed Quilp.
  • ‘A baffler, Sir, a baffler, that’s all,’ returned Dick. ‘I have
  • entered upon a speculation which has proved a baffler; and a Being of
  • brightness and beauty will be offered up a sacrifice at Cheggs’s altar.
  • That’s all, sir.’
  • The dwarf eyed Richard with a sarcastic smile, but Richard, who had
  • been taking a rather strong lunch with a friend, observed him not, and
  • continued to deplore his fate with mournful and despondent looks.
  • Quilp plainly discerned that there was some secret reason for this
  • visit and his uncommon disappointment, and, in the hope that there
  • might be means of mischief lurking beneath it, resolved to worm it out.
  • He had no sooner adopted this resolution, than he conveyed as much
  • honesty into his face as it was capable of expressing, and sympathised
  • with Mr Swiveller exceedingly.
  • ‘I am disappointed myself,’ said Quilp, ‘out of mere friendly feeling
  • for them; but you have real reasons, private reasons I have no doubt,
  • for your disappointment, and therefore it comes heavier than mine.’
  • ‘Why, of course it does,’ Dick observed, testily.
  • ‘Upon my word, I’m very sorry, very sorry. I’m rather cast down
  • myself. As we are companions in adversity, shall we be companions in
  • the surest way of forgetting it? If you had no particular business,
  • now, to lead you in another direction,’ urged Quilp, plucking him by
  • the sleeve and looking slyly up into his face out of the corners of his
  • eyes, ‘there is a house by the water-side where they have some of the
  • noblest Schiedam--reputed to be smuggled, but that’s between
  • ourselves--that can be got in all the world. The landlord knows me.
  • There’s a little summer-house overlooking the river, where we might
  • take a glass of this delicious liquor with a whiff of the best
  • tobacco--it’s in this case, and of the rarest quality, to my certain
  • knowledge--and be perfectly snug and happy, could we possibly contrive
  • it; or is there any very particular engagement that peremptorily takes
  • you another way, Mr Swiveller, eh?’
  • As the dwarf spoke, Dick’s face relaxed into a compliant smile, and his
  • brows slowly unbent. By the time he had finished, Dick was looking
  • down at Quilp in the same sly manner as Quilp was looking up at him,
  • and there remained nothing more to be done but to set out for the house
  • in question. This they did, straightway. The moment their backs were
  • turned, little Jacob thawed, and resumed his crying from the point
  • where Quilp had frozen him.
  • The summer-house of which Mr Quilp had spoken was a rugged wooden box,
  • rotten and bare to see, which overhung the river’s mud, and threatened
  • to slide down into it. The tavern to which it belonged was a crazy
  • building, sapped and undermined by the rats, and only upheld by great
  • bars of wood which were reared against its walls, and had propped it up
  • so long that even they were decaying and yielding with their load, and
  • of a windy night might be heard to creak and crack as if the whole
  • fabric were about to come toppling down. The house stood--if anything
  • so old and feeble could be said to stand--on a piece of waste ground,
  • blighted with the unwholesome smoke of factory chimneys, and echoing
  • the clank of iron wheels and rush of troubled water. Its internal
  • accommodations amply fulfilled the promise of the outside. The rooms
  • were low and damp, the clammy walls were pierced with chinks and holes,
  • the rotten floors had sunk from their level, the very beams started
  • from their places and warned the timid stranger from their
  • neighbourhood.
  • To this inviting spot, entreating him to observe its beauties as they
  • passed along, Mr Quilp led Richard Swiveller, and on the table of the
  • summer-house, scored deep with many a gallows and initial letter, there
  • soon appeared a wooden keg, full of the vaunted liquor. Drawing it off
  • into the glasses with the skill of a practised hand, and mixing it with
  • about a third part of water, Mr Quilp assigned to Richard Swiveller his
  • portion, and lighting his pipe from an end of a candle in a very old
  • and battered lantern, drew himself together upon a seat and puffed away.
  • ‘Is it good?’ said Quilp, as Richard Swiveller smacked his lips, ‘is it
  • strong and fiery? Does it make you wink, and choke, and your eyes
  • water, and your breath come short--does it?’
  • ‘Does it?’ cried Dick, throwing away part of the contents of his glass,
  • and filling it up with water, ‘why, man, you don’t mean to tell me that
  • you drink such fire as this?’
  • ‘No!’ rejoined Quilp, ‘Not drink it! Look here. And here. And here
  • again. Not drink it!’
  • As he spoke, Daniel Quilp drew off and drank three small glassfuls of
  • the raw spirit, and then with a horrible grimace took a great many
  • pulls at his pipe, and swallowing the smoke, discharged it in a heavy
  • cloud from his nose. This feat accomplished he drew himself together
  • in his former position, and laughed excessively.
  • ‘Give us a toast!’ cried Quilp, rattling on the table in a dexterous
  • manner with his fist and elbow alternately, in a kind of tune, ‘a
  • woman, a beauty. Let’s have a beauty for our toast and empty our
  • glasses to the last drop. Her name, come!’
  • ‘If you want a name,’ said Dick, ‘here’s Sophy Wackles.’
  • ‘Sophy Wackles,’ screamed the dwarf, ‘Miss Sophy Wackles that is--Mrs
  • Richard Swiveller that shall be--that shall be--ha ha ha!’
  • ‘Ah!’ said Dick, ‘you might have said that a few weeks ago, but it
  • won’t do now, my buck. Immolating herself upon the shrine of Cheggs--’
  • ‘Poison Cheggs, cut Cheggs’s ears off,’ rejoined Quilp. ‘I won’t hear
  • of Cheggs. Her name is Swiveller or nothing. I’ll drink her health
  • again, and her father’s, and her mother’s; and to all her sisters and
  • brothers--the glorious family of the Wackleses--all the Wackleses in
  • one glass--down with it to the dregs!’
  • ‘Well,’ said Richard Swiveller, stopping short in the act of raising
  • the glass to his lips and looking at the dwarf in a species of stupor
  • as he flourished his arms and legs about: ‘you’re a jolly fellow, but
  • of all the jolly fellows I ever saw or heard of, you have the queerest
  • and most extraordinary way with you, upon my life you have.’
  • This candid declaration tended rather to increase than restrain Mr
  • Quilp’s eccentricities, and Richard Swiveller, astonished to see him in
  • such a roystering vein, and drinking not a little himself, for
  • company--began imperceptibly to become more companionable and
  • confiding, so that, being judiciously led on by Mr Quilp, he grew at
  • last very confiding indeed. Having once got him into this mood, and
  • knowing now the key-note to strike whenever he was at a loss, Daniel
  • Quilp’s task was comparatively an easy one, and he was soon in
  • possession of the whole details of the scheme contrived between the
  • easy Dick and his more designing friend.
  • ‘Stop!’ said Quilp. ‘That’s the thing, that’s the thing. It can be
  • brought about, it shall be brought about. There’s my hand upon it; I
  • am your friend from this minute.’
  • ‘What! do you think there’s still a chance?’ inquired Dick, in surprise
  • at this encouragement.
  • ‘A chance!’ echoed the dwarf, ‘a certainty! Sophy Wackles may become a
  • Cheggs or anything else she likes, but not a Swiveller. Oh you lucky
  • dog! He’s richer than any Jew alive; you’re a made man. I see in you
  • now nothing but Nelly’s husband, rolling in gold and silver. I’ll help
  • you. It shall be done. Mind my words, it shall be done.’
  • ‘But how?’ said Dick.
  • ‘There’s plenty of time,’ rejoined the dwarf, ‘and it shall be done.
  • We’ll sit down and talk it over again all the way through. Fill your
  • glass while I’m gone. I shall be back directly--directly.’
  • With these hasty words, Daniel Quilp withdrew into a dismantled skittle-
  • ground behind the public-house, and, throwing himself upon the ground
  • actually screamed and rolled about in uncontrollable delight.
  • ‘Here’s sport!’ he cried, ‘sport ready to my hand, all invented and
  • arranged, and only to be enjoyed. It was this shallow-pated fellow who
  • made my bones ache t’other day, was it? It was his friend and
  • fellow-plotter, Mr Trent, that once made eyes at Mrs Quilp, and leered
  • and looked, was it? After labouring for two or three years in their
  • precious scheme, to find that they’ve got a beggar at last, and one of
  • them tied for life. Ha ha ha! He shall marry Nell. He shall have
  • her, and I’ll be the first man, when the knot’s tied hard and fast, to
  • tell ‘em what they’ve gained and what I’ve helped ‘em to. Here will be
  • a clearing of old scores, here will be a time to remind ‘em what a
  • capital friend I was, and how I helped them to the heiress. Ha ha ha!’
  • In the height of his ecstasy, Mr Quilp had like to have met with a
  • disagreeable check, for rolling very near a broken dog-kennel, there
  • leapt forth a large fierce dog, who, but that his chain was of the
  • shortest, would have given him a disagreeable salute. As it was, the
  • dwarf remained upon his back in perfect safety, taunting the dog with
  • hideous faces, and triumphing over him in his inability to advance
  • another inch, though there were not a couple of feet between them.
  • ‘Why don’t you come and bite me, why don’t you come and tear me to
  • pieces, you coward?’ said Quilp, hissing and worrying the animal till
  • he was nearly mad. ‘You’re afraid, you bully, you’re afraid, you know
  • you are.’
  • The dog tore and strained at his chain with starting eyes and furious
  • bark, but there the dwarf lay, snapping his fingers with gestures of
  • defiance and contempt. When he had sufficiently recovered from his
  • delight, he rose, and with his arms a-kimbo, achieved a kind of
  • demon-dance round the kennel, just without the limits of the chain,
  • driving the dog quite wild. Having by this means composed his spirits
  • and put himself in a pleasant train, he returned to his unsuspicious
  • companion, whom he found looking at the tide with exceeding gravity,
  • and thinking of that same gold and silver which Mr Quilp had mentioned.
  • CHAPTER 22
  • The remainder of that day and the whole of the next were a busy time
  • for the Nubbles family, to whom everything connected with Kit’s outfit
  • and departure was matter of as great moment as if he had been about to
  • penetrate into the interior of Africa, or to take a cruise round the
  • world. It would be difficult to suppose that there ever was a box
  • which was opened and shut so many times within four-and-twenty hours,
  • as that which contained his wardrobe and necessaries; and certainly
  • there never was one which to two small eyes presented such a mine of
  • clothing, as this mighty chest with its three shirts and proportionate
  • allowance of stockings and pocket-handkerchiefs, disclosed to the
  • astonished vision of little Jacob. At last it was conveyed to the
  • carrier’s, at whose house at Finchley Kit was to find it next day; and
  • the box being gone, there remained but two questions for consideration:
  • firstly, whether the carrier would lose, or dishonestly feign to lose,
  • the box upon the road; secondly, whether Kit’s mother perfectly
  • understood how to take care of herself in the absence of her son.
  • ‘I don’t think there’s hardly a chance of his really losing it, but
  • carriers are under great temptation to pretend they lose things, no
  • doubt,’ said Mrs Nubbles apprehensively, in reference to the first
  • point.
  • ‘No doubt about it,’ returned Kit, with a serious look; ‘upon my word,
  • mother, I don’t think it was right to trust it to itself. Somebody
  • ought to have gone with it, I’m afraid.’
  • ‘We can’t help it now,’ said his mother; ‘but it was foolish and wrong.
  • People oughtn’t to be tempted.’
  • Kit inwardly resolved that he would never tempt a carrier any more,
  • save with an empty box; and having formed this Christian determination,
  • he turned his thoughts to the second question.
  • ‘_You_ know you must keep up your spirits, mother, and not be lonesome
  • because I’m not at home. I shall very often be able to look in when I
  • come into town I dare say, and I shall send you a letter sometimes, and
  • when the quarter comes round, I can get a holiday of course; and then
  • see if we don’t take little Jacob to the play, and let him know what
  • oysters means.’
  • ‘I hope plays mayn’t be sinful, Kit, but I’m a’most afraid,’ said Mrs
  • Nubbles.
  • ‘I know who has been putting that in your head,’ rejoined her son
  • disconsolately; ‘that’s Little Bethel again. Now I say, mother, pray
  • don’t take to going there regularly, for if I was to see your
  • good-humoured face that has always made home cheerful, turned into a
  • grievous one, and the baby trained to look grievous too, and to call
  • itself a young sinner (bless its heart) and a child of the devil (which
  • is calling its dead father names); if I was to see this, and see little
  • Jacob looking grievous likewise, I should so take it to heart that I’m
  • sure I should go and list for a soldier, and run my head on purpose
  • against the first cannon-ball I saw coming my way.’
  • ‘Oh, Kit, don’t talk like that.’
  • ‘I would, indeed, mother, and unless you want to make me feel very
  • wretched and uncomfortable, you’ll keep that bow on your bonnet, which
  • you’d more than half a mind to pull off last week. Can you suppose
  • there’s any harm in looking as cheerful and being as cheerful as our
  • poor circumstances will permit? Do I see anything in the way I’m made,
  • which calls upon me to be a snivelling, solemn, whispering chap,
  • sneaking about as if I couldn’t help it, and expressing myself in a
  • most unpleasant snuffle? on the contrary, don’t I see every reason why
  • I shouldn’t? just hear this! Ha ha ha! An’t that as nat’ral as
  • walking, and as good for the health? Ha ha ha! An’t that as nat’ral
  • as a sheep’s bleating, or a pig’s grunting, or a horse’s neighing, or a
  • bird’s singing? Ha ha ha! Isn’t it, mother?’
  • There was something contagious in Kit’s laugh, for his mother, who had
  • looked grave before, first subsided into a smile, and then fell to
  • joining in it heartily, which occasioned Kit to say that he knew it was
  • natural, and to laugh the more. Kit and his mother, laughing together
  • in a pretty loud key, woke the baby, who, finding that there was
  • something very jovial and agreeable in progress, was no sooner in its
  • mother’s arms than it began to kick and laugh, most vigorously. This
  • new illustration of his argument so tickled Kit, that he fell backward
  • in his chair in a state of exhaustion, pointing at the baby and shaking
  • his sides till he rocked again. After recovering twice or thrice, and
  • as often relapsing, he wiped his eyes and said grace; and a very
  • cheerful meal their scanty supper was.
  • With more kisses, and hugs, and tears, than many young gentlemen who
  • start upon their travels, and leave well-stocked homes behind them,
  • would deem within the bounds of probability (if matter so low could be
  • herein set down), Kit left the house at an early hour next morning, and
  • set out to walk to Finchley; feeling a sufficient pride in his
  • appearance to have warranted his excommunication from Little Bethel
  • from that time forth, if he had ever been one of that mournful
  • congregation.
  • Lest anybody should feel a curiosity to know how Kit was clad, it may
  • be briefly remarked that he wore no livery, but was dressed in a coat
  • of pepper-and-salt with waistcoat of canary colour, and nether garments
  • of iron-grey; besides these glories, he shone in the lustre of a new
  • pair of boots and an extremely stiff and shiny hat, which on being
  • struck anywhere with the knuckles, sounded like a drum. And in this
  • attire, rather wondering that he attracted so little attention, and
  • attributing the circumstance to the insensibility of those who got up
  • early, he made his way towards Abel Cottage.
  • Without encountering any more remarkable adventure on the road, than
  • meeting a lad in a brimless hat, the exact counterpart of his old one,
  • on whom he bestowed half the sixpence he possessed, Kit arrived in
  • course of time at the carrier’s house, where, to the lasting honour of
  • human nature, he found the box in safety. Receiving from the wife of
  • this immaculate man, a direction to Mr Garland’s, he took the box upon
  • his shoulder and repaired thither directly.
  • To be sure, it was a beautiful little cottage with a thatched roof and
  • little spires at the gable-ends, and pieces of stained glass in some of
  • the windows, almost as large as pocket-books. On one side of the house
  • was a little stable, just the size for the pony, with a little room
  • over it, just the size for Kit. White curtains were fluttering, and
  • birds in cages that looked as bright as if they were made of gold, were
  • singing at the windows; plants were arranged on either side of the
  • path, and clustered about the door; and the garden was bright with
  • flowers in full bloom, which shed a sweet odour all round, and had a
  • charming and elegant appearance. Everything within the house and
  • without, seemed to be the perfection of neatness and order. In the
  • garden there was not a weed to be seen, and to judge from some dapper
  • gardening-tools, a basket, and a pair of gloves which were lying in one
  • of the walks, old Mr Garland had been at work in it that very morning.
  • Kit looked about him, and admired, and looked again, and this a great
  • many times before he could make up his mind to turn his head another
  • way and ring the bell. There was abundance of time to look about him
  • again though, when he had rung it, for nobody came, so after ringing it
  • twice or thrice he sat down upon his box, and waited.
  • He rang the bell a great many times, and yet nobody came. But at last,
  • as he was sitting upon the box thinking about giants’ castles, and
  • princesses tied up to pegs by the hair of their heads, and dragons
  • bursting out from behind gates, and other incidents of the like nature,
  • common in story-books to youths of low degree on their first visit to
  • strange houses, the door was gently opened, and a little servant-girl,
  • very tidy, modest, and demure, but very pretty too, appeared.
  • ‘I suppose you’re Christopher, sir,’ said the servant-girl.
  • Kit got off the box, and said yes, he was.
  • ‘I’m afraid you’ve rung a good many times perhaps,’ she rejoined, ‘but
  • we couldn’t hear you, because we’ve been catching the pony.’
  • Kit rather wondered what this meant, but as he couldn’t stop there,
  • asking questions, he shouldered the box again and followed the girl
  • into the hall, where through a back-door he descried Mr Garland leading
  • Whisker in triumph up the garden, after that self-willed pony had (as
  • he afterwards learned) dodged the family round a small paddock in the
  • rear, for one hour and three quarters.
  • The old gentleman received him very kindly and so did the old lady,
  • whose previous good opinion of him was greatly enhanced by his wiping
  • his boots on the mat until the soles of his feet burnt again. He was
  • then taken into the parlour to be inspected in his new clothes; and
  • when he had been surveyed several times, and had afforded by his
  • appearance unlimited satisfaction, he was taken into the stable (where
  • the pony received him with uncommon complaisance); and thence into the
  • little chamber he had already observed, which was very clean and
  • comfortable: and thence into the garden, in which the old gentleman
  • told him he would be taught to employ himself, and where he told him,
  • besides, what great things he meant to do to make him comfortable, and
  • happy, if he found he deserved it. All these kindnesses, Kit
  • acknowledged with various expressions of gratitude, and so many touches
  • of the new hat, that the brim suffered considerably. When the old
  • gentleman had said all he had to say in the way of promise and advice,
  • and Kit had said all he had to say in the way of assurance and
  • thankfulness, he was handed over again to the old lady, who, summoning
  • the little servant-girl (whose name was Barbara) instructed her to take
  • him down stairs and give him something to eat and drink, after his walk.
  • Down stairs, therefore, Kit went; and at the bottom of the stairs there
  • was such a kitchen as was never before seen or heard of out of a
  • toy-shop window, with everything in it as bright and glowing, and as
  • precisely ordered too, as Barbara herself. And in this kitchen, Kit
  • sat himself down at a table as white as a tablecloth, to eat cold meat,
  • and drink small ale, and use his knife and fork the more awkwardly,
  • because there was an unknown Barbara looking on and observing him.
  • It did not appear, however, that there was anything remarkably
  • tremendous about this strange Barbara, who having lived a very quiet
  • life, blushed very much and was quite as embarrassed and uncertain what
  • she ought to say or do, as Kit could possibly be. When he had sat for
  • some little time, attentive to the ticking of the sober clock, he
  • ventured to glance curiously at the dresser, and there, among the
  • plates and dishes, were Barbara’s little work-box with a sliding lid to
  • shut in the balls of cotton, and Barbara’s prayer-book, and Barbara’s
  • hymn-book, and Barbara’s Bible. Barbara’s little looking-glass hung in
  • a good light near the window, and Barbara’s bonnet was on a nail behind
  • the door. From all these mute signs and tokens of her presence, he
  • naturally glanced at Barbara herself, who sat as mute as they, shelling
  • peas into a dish; and just when Kit was looking at her eyelashes and
  • wondering--quite in the simplicity of his heart--what colour her eyes
  • might be, it perversely happened that Barbara raised her head a little
  • to look at him, when both pair of eyes were hastily withdrawn, and Kit
  • leant over his plate, and Barbara over her pea-shells, each in extreme
  • confusion at having been detected by the other.
  • CHAPTER 23
  • Mr Richard Swiveller wending homeward from the Wilderness (for such was
  • the appropriate name of Quilp’s choice retreat), after a sinuous and
  • corkscrew fashion, with many checks and stumbles; after stopping
  • suddenly and staring about him, then as suddenly running forward for a
  • few paces, and as suddenly halting again and shaking his head; doing
  • everything with a jerk and nothing by premeditation;--Mr Richard
  • Swiveller wending his way homeward after this fashion, which is
  • considered by evil-minded men to be symbolical of intoxication, and is
  • not held by such persons to denote that state of deep wisdom and
  • reflection in which the actor knows himself to be, began to think that
  • possibly he had misplaced his confidence and that the dwarf might not
  • be precisely the sort of person to whom to entrust a secret of such
  • delicacy and importance. And being led and tempted on by this
  • remorseful thought into a condition which the evil-minded class before
  • referred to would term the maudlin state or stage of drunkenness, it
  • occurred to Mr Swiveller to cast his hat upon the ground, and moan,
  • crying aloud that he was an unhappy orphan, and that if he had not been
  • an unhappy orphan things had never come to this.
  • ‘Left an infant by my parents, at an early age,’ said Mr Swiveller,
  • bewailing his hard lot, ‘cast upon the world in my tenderest period,
  • and thrown upon the mercies of a deluding dwarf, who can wonder at my
  • weakness! Here’s a miserable orphan for you. Here,’ said Mr Swiveller
  • raising his voice to a high pitch, and looking sleepily round, ‘is a
  • miserable orphan!’
  • ‘Then,’ said somebody hard by, ‘let me be a father to you.’
  • Mr Swiveller swayed himself to and fro to preserve his balance, and,
  • looking into a kind of haze which seemed to surround him, at last
  • perceived two eyes dimly twinkling through the mist, which he observed
  • after a short time were in the neighbourhood of a nose and mouth.
  • Casting his eyes down towards that quarter in which, with reference to
  • a man’s face, his legs are usually to be found, he observed that the
  • face had a body attached; and when he looked more intently he was
  • satisfied that the person was Mr Quilp, who indeed had been in his
  • company all the time, but whom he had some vague idea of having left a
  • mile or two behind.
  • ‘You have deceived an orphan, Sir,’ said Mr Swiveller solemnly.’
  • ‘I! I’m a second father to you,’ replied Quilp.
  • ‘You my father, Sir!’ retorted Dick. ‘Being all right myself, Sir, I
  • request to be left alone--instantly, Sir.’
  • ‘What a funny fellow you are!’ cried Quilp.
  • ‘Go, Sir,’ returned Dick, leaning against a post and waving his hand.
  • ‘Go, deceiver, go, some day, Sir, p’r’aps you’ll waken, from pleasure’s
  • dream to know, the grief of orphans forsaken. Will you go, Sir?’
  • The dwarf taking no heed of this adjuration, Mr Swiveller advanced with
  • the view of inflicting upon him condign chastisement. But forgetting
  • his purpose or changing his mind before he came close to him, he seized
  • his hand and vowed eternal friendship, declaring with an agreeable
  • frankness that from that time forth they were brothers in everything
  • but personal appearance. Then he told his secret over again, with the
  • addition of being pathetic on the subject of Miss Wackles, who, he gave
  • Mr Quilp to understand, was the occasion of any slight incoherency he
  • might observe in his speech at that moment, which was attributable
  • solely to the strength of his affection and not to rosy wine or other
  • fermented liquor. And then they went on arm-in-arm, very lovingly
  • together.
  • ‘I’m as sharp,’ said Quilp to him, at parting, ‘as sharp as a ferret,
  • and as cunning as a weazel. You bring Trent to me; assure him that I’m
  • his friend though I fear he a little distrusts me (I don’t know why, I
  • have not deserved it); and you’ve both of you made your fortunes--in
  • perspective.’
  • ‘That’s the worst of it,’ returned Dick. ‘These fortunes in
  • perspective look such a long way off.’
  • ‘But they look smaller than they really are, on that account,’ said
  • Quilp, pressing his arm. ‘You’ll have no conception of the value of
  • your prize until you draw close to it. Mark that.’
  • ‘D’ye think not?’ said Dick.
  • ‘Aye, I do; and I am certain of what I say, that’s better,’ returned
  • the dwarf. ‘You bring Trent to me. Tell him I am his friend and
  • yours--why shouldn’t I be?’
  • ‘There’s no reason why you shouldn’t, certainly,’ replied Dick, ‘and
  • perhaps there are a great many why you should--at least there would be
  • nothing strange in your wanting to be my friend, if you were a choice
  • spirit, but then you know you’re not a choice spirit.’
  • ‘I not a choice spirit?’ cried Quilp.
  • ‘Devil a bit, sir,’ returned Dick. ‘A man of your appearance couldn’t
  • be. If you’re any spirit at all, sir, you’re an evil spirit. Choice
  • spirits,’ added Dick, smiting himself on the breast, ‘are quite a
  • different looking sort of people, you may take your oath of that, sir.’
  • Quilp glanced at his free-spoken friend with a mingled expression of
  • cunning and dislike, and wringing his hand almost at the same moment,
  • declared that he was an uncommon character and had his warmest esteem.
  • With that they parted; Mr Swiveller to make the best of his way home
  • and sleep himself sober; and Quilp to cogitate upon the discovery he
  • had made, and exult in the prospect of the rich field of enjoyment and
  • reprisal it opened to him.
  • It was not without great reluctance and misgiving that Mr Swiveller,
  • next morning, his head racked by the fumes of the renowned Schiedam,
  • repaired to the lodging of his friend Trent (which was in the roof of
  • an old house in an old ghostly inn), and recounted by very slow degrees
  • what had yesterday taken place between him and Quilp. Nor was it
  • without great surprise and much speculation on Quilp’s probable
  • motives, nor without many bitter comments on Dick Swiveller’s folly,
  • that his friend received the tale.
  • ‘I don’t defend myself, Fred,’ said the penitent Richard; ‘but the
  • fellow has such a queer way with him and is such an artful dog, that
  • first of all he set me upon thinking whether there was any harm in
  • telling him, and while I was thinking, screwed it out of me. If you
  • had seen him drink and smoke, as I did, you couldn’t have kept anything
  • from him. He’s a Salamander you know, that’s what he is.’
  • Without inquiring whether Salamanders were of necessity good
  • confidential agents, or whether a fire-proof man was as a matter of
  • course trustworthy, Frederick Trent threw himself into a chair, and,
  • burying his head in his hands, endeavoured to fathom the motives which
  • had led Quilp to insinuate himself into Richard Swiveller’s
  • confidence;--for that the disclosure was of his seeking, and had not
  • been spontaneously revealed by Dick, was sufficiently plain from
  • Quilp’s seeking his company and enticing him away.
  • The dwarf had twice encountered him when he was endeavouring to obtain
  • intelligence of the fugitives. This, perhaps, as he had not shown any
  • previous anxiety about them, was enough to awaken suspicion in the
  • breast of a creature so jealous and distrustful by nature, setting
  • aside any additional impulse to curiosity that he might have derived
  • from Dick’s incautious manner. But knowing the scheme they had
  • planned, why should he offer to assist it? This was a question more
  • difficult of solution; but as knaves generally overreach themselves by
  • imputing their own designs to others, the idea immediately presented
  • itself that some circumstances of irritation between Quilp and the old
  • man, arising out of their secret transactions and not unconnected
  • perhaps with his sudden disappearance, now rendered the former desirous
  • of revenging himself upon him by seeking to entrap the sole object of
  • his love and anxiety into a connexion of which he knew he had a dread
  • and hatred. As Frederick Trent himself, utterly regardless of his
  • sister, had this object at heart, only second to the hope of gain, it
  • seemed to him the more likely to be Quilp’s main principle of action.
  • Once investing the dwarf with a design of his own in abetting them,
  • which the attainment of their purpose would serve, it was easy to
  • believe him sincere and hearty in the cause; and as there could be no
  • doubt of his proving a powerful and useful auxiliary, Trent determined
  • to accept his invitation and go to his house that night, and if what he
  • said and did confirmed him in the impression he had formed, to let him
  • share the labour of their plan, but not the profit.
  • Having revolved these things in his mind and arrived at this
  • conclusion, he communicated to Mr Swiveller as much of his meditations
  • as he thought proper (Dick would have been perfectly satisfied with
  • less), and giving him the day to recover himself from his late
  • salamandering, accompanied him at evening to Mr Quilp’s house.
  • Mighty glad Mr Quilp was to see them, or mightily glad he seemed to be;
  • and fearfully polite Mr Quilp was to Mrs Quilp and Mrs Jiniwin; and
  • very sharp was the look he cast on his wife to observe how she was
  • affected by the recognition of young Trent. Mrs Quilp was as innocent
  • as her own mother of any emotion, painful or pleasant, which the sight
  • of him awakened, but as her husband’s glance made her timid and
  • confused, and uncertain what to do or what was required of her, Mr
  • Quilp did not fail to assign her embarrassment to the cause he had in
  • his mind, and while he chuckled at his penetration was secretly
  • exasperated by his jealousy.
  • Nothing of this appeared, however. On the contrary, Mr Quilp was all
  • blandness and suavity, and presided over the case-bottle of rum with
  • extraordinary open-heartedness.
  • ‘Why, let me see,’ said Quilp. ‘It must be a matter of nearly two
  • years since we were first acquainted.’
  • ‘Nearer three, I think,’ said Trent.
  • ‘Nearer three!’ cried Quilp. ‘How fast time flies. Does it seem as
  • long as that to you, Mrs Quilp?’
  • ‘Yes, I think it seems full three years, Quilp,’ was the unfortunate
  • reply.
  • ‘Oh indeed, ma’am,’ thought Quilp, ‘you have been pining, have you?
  • Very good, ma’am.’
  • ‘It seems to me but yesterday that you went out to Demerara in the Mary
  • Anne,’ said Quilp; ‘but yesterday, I declare. Well, I like a little
  • wildness. I was wild myself once.’
  • Mr Quilp accompanied this admission with such an awful wink, indicative
  • of old rovings and backslidings, that Mrs Jiniwin was indignant, and
  • could not forbear from remarking under her breath that he might at
  • least put off his confessions until his wife was absent; for which act
  • of boldness and insubordination Mr Quilp first stared her out of
  • countenance and then drank her health ceremoniously.
  • ‘I thought you’d come back directly, Fred. I always thought that,’
  • said Quilp setting down his glass. ‘And when the Mary Anne returned
  • with you on board, instead of a letter to say what a contrite heart you
  • had, and how happy you were in the situation that had been provided for
  • you, I was amused--exceedingly amused. Ha ha ha!’
  • The young man smiled, but not as though the theme was the most
  • agreeable one that could have been selected for his entertainment; and
  • for that reason Quilp pursued it.
  • ‘I always will say,’ he resumed, ‘that when a rich relation having two
  • young people--sisters or brothers, or brother and sister--dependent on
  • him, attaches himself exclusively to one, and casts off the other, he
  • does wrong.’
  • The young man made a movement of impatience, but Quilp went on as
  • calmly as if he were discussing some abstract question in which nobody
  • present had the slightest personal interest.
  • ‘It’s very true,’ said Quilp, ‘that your grandfather urged repeated
  • forgiveness, ingratitude, riot, and extravagance, and all that; but as
  • I told him “these are common faults.” “But he’s a scoundrel,” said he.
  • “Granting that,” said I (for the sake of argument of course), “a great
  • many young noblemen and gentlemen are scoundrels too!” But he wouldn’t
  • be convinced.’
  • ‘I wonder at that, Mr Quilp,’ said the young man sarcastically.
  • ‘Well, so did I at the time,’ returned Quilp, ‘but he was always
  • obstinate. He was in a manner a friend of mine, but he was always
  • obstinate and wrong-headed. Little Nell is a nice girl, a charming
  • girl, but you’re her brother, Frederick. You’re her brother after all;
  • as you told him the last time you met, he can’t alter that.’
  • ‘He would if he could, confound him for that and all other kindnesses,’
  • said the young man impatiently. ‘But nothing can come of this subject
  • now, and let us have done with it in the Devil’s name.’
  • ‘Agreed,’ returned Quilp, ‘agreed on my part readily. Why have I
  • alluded to it? Just to show you, Frederick, that I have always stood
  • your friend. You little knew who was your friend, and who your foe;
  • now did you? You thought I was against you, and so there has been a
  • coolness between us; but it was all on your side, entirely on your
  • side. Let’s shake hands again, Fred.’
  • With his head sunk down between his shoulders, and a hideous grin
  • over-spreading his face, the dwarf stood up and stretched his short arm
  • across the table. After a moment’s hesitation, the young man stretched
  • out his to meet it; Quilp clutched his fingers in a grip that for the
  • moment stopped the current of the blood within them, and pressing his
  • other hand upon his lip and frowning towards the unsuspicious Richard,
  • released them and sat down.
  • This action was not lost upon Trent, who, knowing that Richard
  • Swiveller was a mere tool in his hands and knew no more of his designs
  • than he thought proper to communicate, saw that the dwarf perfectly
  • understood their relative position, and fully entered into the
  • character of his friend. It is something to be appreciated, even in
  • knavery. This silent homage to his superior abilities, no less than a
  • sense of the power with which the dwarf’s quick perception had already
  • invested him, inclined the young man towards that ugly worthy, and
  • determined him to profit by his aid.
  • It being now Mr Quilp’s cue to change the subject with all convenient
  • expedition, lest Richard Swiveller in his heedlessness should reveal
  • anything which it was inexpedient for the women to know, he proposed a
  • game at four-handed cribbage, and partners being cut for, Mrs Quilp
  • fell to Frederick Trent, and Dick himself to Quilp. Mrs Jiniwin being
  • very fond of cards was carefully excluded by her son-in-law from any
  • participation in the game, and had assigned to her the duty of
  • occasionally replenishing the glasses from the case-bottle; Mr Quilp
  • from that moment keeping one eye constantly upon her, lest she should
  • by any means procure a taste of the same, and thereby tantalising the
  • wretched old lady (who was as much attached to the case-bottle as the
  • cards) in a double degree and most ingenious manner.
  • But it was not to Mrs Jiniwin alone that Mr Quilp’s attention was
  • restricted, as several other matters required his constant vigilance.
  • Among his various eccentric habits he had a humorous one of always
  • cheating at cards, which rendered necessary on his part, not only a
  • close observance of the game, and a sleight-of-hand in counting and
  • scoring, but also involved the constant correction, by looks, and
  • frowns, and kicks under the table, of Richard Swiveller, who being
  • bewildered by the rapidity with which his cards were told, and the rate
  • at which the pegs travelled down the board, could not be prevented from
  • sometimes expressing his surprise and incredulity. Mrs Quilp too was
  • the partner of young Trent, and for every look that passed between
  • them, and every word they spoke, and every card they played, the dwarf
  • had eyes and ears; not occupied alone with what was passing above the
  • table, but with signals that might be exchanging beneath it, which he
  • laid all kinds of traps to detect; besides often treading on his wife’s
  • toes to see whether she cried out or remained silent under the
  • infliction, in which latter case it would have been quite clear that
  • Trent had been treading on her toes before. Yet, in the most of all
  • these distractions, the one eye was upon the old lady always, and if
  • she so much as stealthily advanced a tea-spoon towards a neighbouring
  • glass (which she often did), for the purpose of abstracting but one sup
  • of its sweet contents, Quilp’s hand would overset it in the very moment
  • of her triumph, and Quilp’s mocking voice implore her to regard her
  • precious health. And in any one of these his many cares, from first to
  • last, Quilp never flagged nor faltered.
  • At length, when they had played a great many rubbers and drawn pretty
  • freely upon the case-bottle, Mr Quilp warned his lady to retire to
  • rest, and that submissive wife complying, and being followed by her
  • indignant mother, Mr Swiveller fell asleep. The dwarf beckoning his
  • remaining companion to the other end of the room, held a short
  • conference with him in whispers.
  • ‘It’s as well not to say more than one can help before our worthy
  • friend,’ said Quilp, making a grimace towards the slumbering Dick. ‘Is
  • it a bargain between us, Fred? Shall he marry little rosy Nell
  • by-and-by?’
  • ‘You have some end of your own to answer, of course,’ returned the
  • other.
  • ‘Of course I have, dear Fred,’ said Quilp, grinning to think how little
  • he suspected what the real end was. ‘It’s retaliation perhaps; perhaps
  • whim. I have influence, Fred, to help or oppose. Which way shall I
  • use it? There are a pair of scales, and it goes into one.’
  • ‘Throw it into mine then,’ said Trent.
  • ‘It’s done, Fred,’ rejoined Quilp, stretching out his clenched hand and
  • opening it as if he had let some weight fall out. ‘It’s in the scale
  • from this time, and turns it, Fred. Mind that.’
  • ‘Where have they gone?’ asked Trent.
  • Quilp shook his head, and said that point remained to be discovered,
  • which it might be, easily. When it was, they would begin their
  • preliminary advances. He would visit the old man, or even Richard
  • Swiveller might visit him, and by affecting a deep concern in his
  • behalf, and imploring him to settle in some worthy home, lead to the
  • child’s remembering him with gratitude and favour. Once impressed to
  • this extent, it would be easy, he said, to win her in a year or two,
  • for she supposed the old man to be poor, as it was a part of his
  • jealous policy (in common with many other misers) to feign to be so, to
  • those about him.
  • ‘He has feigned it often enough to me, of late,’ said Trent.
  • ‘Oh! and to me too!’ replied the dwarf. ‘Which is more extraordinary,
  • as I know how rich he really is.’
  • ‘I suppose you should,’ said Trent.
  • ‘I think I should indeed,’ rejoined the dwarf; and in that, at least,
  • he spoke the truth.
  • After a few more whispered words, they returned to the table, and the
  • young man rousing Richard Swiveller informed him that he was waiting to
  • depart. This was welcome news to Dick, who started up directly. After
  • a few words of confidence in the result of their project had been
  • exchanged, they bade the grinning Quilp good night.
  • Quilp crept to the window as they passed in the street below, and
  • listened. Trent was pronouncing an encomium upon his wife, and they
  • were both wondering by what enchantment she had been brought to marry
  • such a misshapen wretch as he. The dwarf after watching their
  • retreating shadows with a wider grin than his face had yet displayed,
  • stole softly in the dark to bed.
  • In this hatching of their scheme, neither Trent nor Quilp had had one
  • thought about the happiness or misery of poor innocent Nell. It would
  • have been strange if the careless profligate, who was the butt of both,
  • had been harassed by any such consideration; for his high opinion of
  • his own merits and deserts rendered the project rather a laudable one
  • than otherwise; and if he had been visited by so unwonted a guest as
  • reflection, he would--being a brute only in the gratification of his
  • appetites--have soothed his conscience with the plea that he did not
  • mean to beat or kill his wife, and would therefore, after all said and
  • done, be a very tolerable, average husband.
  • CHAPTER 24
  • It was not until they were quite exhausted and could no longer maintain
  • the pace at which they had fled from the race-ground, that the old man
  • and the child ventured to stop, and sit down to rest upon the borders
  • of a little wood. Here, though the course was hidden from their view,
  • they could yet faintly distinguish the noise of distant shouts, the hum
  • of voices, and the beating of drums. Climbing the eminence which lay
  • between them and the spot they had left, the child could even discern
  • the fluttering flags and white tops of booths; but no person was
  • approaching towards them, and their resting-place was solitary and
  • still.
  • Some time elapsed before she could reassure her trembling companion, or
  • restore him to a state of moderate tranquillity. His disordered
  • imagination represented to him a crowd of persons stealing towards them
  • beneath the cover of the bushes, lurking in every ditch, and peeping
  • from the boughs of every rustling tree. He was haunted by
  • apprehensions of being led captive to some gloomy place where he would
  • be chained and scourged, and worse than all, where Nell could never
  • come to see him, save through iron bars and gratings in the wall. His
  • terrors affected the child. Separation from her grandfather was the
  • greatest evil she could dread; and feeling for the time as though, go
  • where they would, they were to be hunted down, and could never be safe
  • but in hiding, her heart failed her, and her courage drooped.
  • In one so young, and so unused to the scenes in which she had lately
  • moved, this sinking of the spirit was not surprising. But, Nature
  • often enshrines gallant and noble hearts in weak bosoms--oftenest, God
  • bless her, in female breasts--and when the child, casting her tearful
  • eyes upon the old man, remembered how weak he was, and how destitute
  • and helpless he would be if she failed him, her heart swelled within
  • her, and animated her with new strength and fortitude.
  • ‘We are quite safe now, and have nothing to fear indeed, dear
  • grandfather,’ she said.
  • ‘Nothing to fear!’ returned the old man. ‘Nothing to fear if they took
  • me from thee! Nothing to fear if they parted us! Nobody is true to
  • me. No, not one. Not even Nell!’
  • ‘Oh! do not say that,’ replied the child, ‘for if ever anybody was true
  • at heart, and earnest, I am. I am sure you know I am.’
  • ‘Then how,’ said the old man, looking fearfully round, ‘how can you
  • bear to think that we are safe, when they are searching for me
  • everywhere, and may come here, and steal upon us, even while we’re
  • talking?’
  • ‘Because I’m sure we have not been followed,’ said the child. ‘Judge
  • for yourself, dear grandfather: look round, and see how quiet and still
  • it is. We are alone together, and may ramble where we like. Not safe!
  • Could I feel easy--did I feel at ease--when any danger threatened you?’
  • ‘True, too,’ he answered, pressing her hand, but still looking
  • anxiously about. ‘What noise was that?’
  • ‘A bird,’ said the child, ‘flying into the wood, and leading the way
  • for us to follow.’ You remember that we said we would walk in woods
  • and fields, and by the side of rivers, and how happy we would be--you
  • remember that? But here, while the sun shines above our heads, and
  • everything is bright and happy, we are sitting sadly down, and losing
  • time. See what a pleasant path; and there’s the bird--the same
  • bird--now he flies to another tree, and stays to sing. Come!’
  • When they rose up from the ground, and took the shady track which led
  • them through the wood, she bounded on before, printing her tiny
  • footsteps in the moss, which rose elastic from so light a pressure and
  • gave it back as mirrors throw off breath; and thus she lured the old
  • man on, with many a backward look and merry beck, now pointing
  • stealthily to some lone bird as it perched and twittered on a branch
  • that strayed across their path, now stopping to listen to the songs
  • that broke the happy silence, or watch the sun as it trembled through
  • the leaves, and stealing in among the ivied trunks of stout old trees,
  • opened long paths of light. As they passed onward, parting the boughs
  • that clustered in their way, the serenity which the child had first
  • assumed, stole into her breast in earnest; the old man cast no longer
  • fearful looks behind, but felt at ease and cheerful, for the further
  • they passed into the deep green shade, the more they felt that the
  • tranquil mind of God was there, and shed its peace on them.
  • At length the path becoming clearer and less intricate, brought them to
  • the end of the wood, and into a public road. Taking their way along it
  • for a short distance, they came to a lane, so shaded by the trees on
  • either hand that they met together over-head, and arched the narrow
  • way. A broken finger-post announced that this led to a village three
  • miles off; and thither they resolved to bend their steps.
  • The miles appeared so long that they sometimes thought they must have
  • missed their road. But at last, to their great joy, it led downwards
  • in a steep descent, with overhanging banks over which the footpaths
  • led; and the clustered houses of the village peeped from the woody
  • hollow below.
  • It was a very small place. The men and boys were playing at cricket on
  • the green; and as the other folks were looking on, they wandered up and
  • down, uncertain where to seek a humble lodging. There was but one old
  • man in the little garden before his cottage, and him they were timid of
  • approaching, for he was the schoolmaster, and had ‘School’ written up
  • over his window in black letters on a white board. He was a pale,
  • simple-looking man, of a spare and meagre habit, and sat among his
  • flowers and beehives, smoking his pipe, in the little porch before his
  • door.
  • ‘Speak to him, dear,’ the old man whispered.
  • ‘I am almost afraid to disturb him,’ said the child timidly. ‘He does
  • not seem to see us. Perhaps if we wait a little, he may look this way.’
  • They waited, but the schoolmaster cast no look towards them, and still
  • sat, thoughtful and silent, in the little porch. He had a kind face.
  • In his plain old suit of black, he looked pale and meagre. They
  • fancied, too, a lonely air about him and his house, but perhaps that
  • was because the other people formed a merry company upon the green, and
  • he seemed the only solitary man in all the place.
  • They were very tired, and the child would have been bold enough to
  • address even a schoolmaster, but for something in his manner which
  • seemed to denote that he was uneasy or distressed. As they stood
  • hesitating at a little distance, they saw that he sat for a few minutes
  • at a time like one in a brown study, then laid aside his pipe and took
  • a few turns in his garden, then approached the gate and looked towards
  • the green, then took up his pipe again with a sigh, and sat down
  • thoughtfully as before.
  • As nobody else appeared and it would soon be dark, Nell at length took
  • courage, and when he had resumed his pipe and seat, ventured to draw
  • near, leading her grandfather by the hand. The slight noise they made
  • in raising the latch of the wicket-gate, caught his attention. He
  • looked at them kindly but seemed disappointed too, and slightly shook
  • his head.
  • Nell dropped a curtsey, and told him they were poor travellers who
  • sought a shelter for the night which they would gladly pay for, so far
  • as their means allowed. The schoolmaster looked earnestly at her as
  • she spoke, laid aside his pipe, and rose up directly.
  • ‘If you could direct us anywhere, sir,’ said the child, ‘we should take
  • it very kindly.’
  • ‘You have been walking a long way,’ said the schoolmaster.
  • ‘A long way, Sir,’ the child replied.
  • ‘You’re a young traveller, my child,’ he said, laying his hand gently
  • on her head. ‘Your grandchild, friend?’
  • ‘Aye, Sir,’ cried the old man, ‘and the stay and comfort of my life.’
  • ‘Come in,’ said the schoolmaster.
  • Without further preface he conducted them into his little school-room,
  • which was parlour and kitchen likewise, and told them that they were
  • welcome to remain under his roof till morning. Before they had done
  • thanking him, he spread a coarse white cloth upon the table, with
  • knives and platters; and bringing out some bread and cold meat and a
  • jug of beer, besought them to eat and drink.
  • The child looked round the room as she took her seat. There were a
  • couple of forms, notched and cut and inked all over; a small deal desk
  • perched on four legs, at which no doubt the master sat; a few
  • dog’s-eared books upon a high shelf; and beside them a motley
  • collection of peg-tops, balls, kites, fishing-lines, marbles,
  • half-eaten apples, and other confiscated property of idle urchins.
  • Displayed on hooks upon the wall in all their terrors, were the cane
  • and ruler; and near them, on a small shelf of its own, the dunce’s cap,
  • made of old newspapers and decorated with glaring wafers of the largest
  • size. But, the great ornaments of the walls were certain moral
  • sentences fairly copied in good round text, and well-worked sums in
  • simple addition and multiplication, evidently achieved by the same
  • hand, which were plentifully pasted all round the room: for the double
  • purpose, as it seemed, of bearing testimony to the excellence of the
  • school, and kindling a worthy emulation in the bosoms of the scholars.
  • ‘Yes,’ said the old schoolmaster, observing that her attention was
  • caught by these latter specimens. ‘That’s beautiful writing, my dear.’
  • ‘Very, Sir,’ replied the child modestly, ‘is it yours?’
  • ‘Mine!’ he returned, taking out his spectacles and putting them on, to
  • have a better view of the triumphs so dear to his heart. ‘I couldn’t
  • write like that, now-a-days. No. They’re all done by one hand; a
  • little hand it is, not so old as yours, but a very clever one.’
  • As the schoolmaster said this, he saw that a small blot of ink had been
  • thrown on one of the copies, so he took a penknife from his pocket, and
  • going up to the wall, carefully scraped it out. When he had finished,
  • he walked slowly backward from the writing, admiring it as one might
  • contemplate a beautiful picture, but with something of sadness in his
  • voice and manner which quite touched the child, though she was
  • unacquainted with its cause.
  • ‘A little hand indeed,’ said the poor schoolmaster. ‘Far beyond all
  • his companions, in his learning and his sports too, how did he ever
  • come to be so fond of me! That I should love him is no wonder, but
  • that he should love me--’ and there the schoolmaster stopped, and took
  • off his spectacles to wipe them, as though they had grown dim.
  • ‘I hope there is nothing the matter, sir,’ said Nell anxiously.
  • ‘Not much, my dear,’ returned the schoolmaster. ‘I hoped to have seen
  • him on the green to-night. He was always foremost among them. But
  • he’ll be there to-morrow.’
  • ‘Has he been ill?’ asked the child, with a child’s quick sympathy.
  • ‘Not very. They said he was wandering in his head yesterday, dear boy,
  • and so they said the day before. But that’s a part of that kind of
  • disorder; it’s not a bad sign--not at all a bad sign.’
  • The child was silent. He walked to the door, and looked wistfully out.
  • The shadows of night were gathering, and all was still.
  • ‘If he could lean upon anybody’s arm, he would come to me, I know,’ he
  • said, returning into the room. ‘He always came into the garden to say
  • good night. But perhaps his illness has only just taken a favourable
  • turn, and it’s too late for him to come out, for it’s very damp and
  • there’s a heavy dew. It’s much better he shouldn’t come to-night.’
  • The schoolmaster lighted a candle, fastened the window-shutter, and
  • closed the door. But after he had done this, and sat silent a little
  • time, he took down his hat, and said he would go and satisfy himself,
  • if Nell would sit up till he returned. The child readily complied, and
  • he went out.
  • She sat there half-an-hour or more, feeling the place very strange and
  • lonely, for she had prevailed upon the old man to go to bed, and there
  • was nothing to be heard but the ticking of an old clock, and the
  • whistling of the wind among the trees. When he returned, he took his
  • seat in the chimney corner, but remained silent for a long time. At
  • length he turned to her, and speaking very gently, hoped she would say
  • a prayer that night for a sick child.
  • ‘My favourite scholar!’ said the poor schoolmaster, smoking a pipe he
  • had forgotten to light, and looking mournfully round upon the walls.
  • ‘It is a little hand to have done all that, and waste away with
  • sickness. It is a very, very little hand!’
  • CHAPTER 25
  • After a sound night’s rest in a chamber in the thatched roof, in which
  • it seemed the sexton had for some years been a lodger, but which he had
  • lately deserted for a wife and a cottage of his own, the child rose
  • early in the morning and descended to the room where she had supped
  • last night. As the schoolmaster had already left his bed and gone out,
  • she bestirred herself to make it neat and comfortable, and had just
  • finished its arrangement when the kind host returned.
  • He thanked her many times, and said that the old dame who usually did
  • such offices for him had gone to nurse the little scholar whom he had
  • told her of. The child asked how he was, and hoped he was better.
  • ‘No,’ rejoined the schoolmaster shaking his head sorrowfully, ‘no
  • better. They even say he is worse.’
  • ‘I am very sorry for that, Sir,’ said the child.
  • The poor schoolmaster appeared to be gratified by her earnest manner,
  • but yet rendered more uneasy by it, for he added hastily that anxious
  • people often magnified an evil and thought it greater than it was; ‘for
  • my part,’ he said, in his quiet, patient way, ‘I hope it’s not so. I
  • don’t think he can be worse.’
  • The child asked his leave to prepare breakfast, and her grandfather
  • coming down stairs, they all three partook of it together. While the
  • meal was in progress, their host remarked that the old man seemed much
  • fatigued, and evidently stood in need of rest.
  • ‘If the journey you have before you is a long one,’ he said, ‘and don’t
  • press you for one day, you’re very welcome to pass another night here.
  • I should really be glad if you would, friend.’
  • He saw that the old man looked at Nell, uncertain whether to accept or
  • decline his offer; and added,
  • ‘I shall be glad to have your young companion with me for one day. If
  • you can do a charity to a lone man, and rest yourself at the same time,
  • do so. If you must proceed upon your journey, I wish you well through
  • it, and will walk a little way with you before school begins.’
  • ‘What are we to do, Nell?’ said the old man irresolutely, ‘say what
  • we’re to do, dear.’
  • It required no great persuasion to induce the child to answer that they
  • had better accept the invitation and remain. She was happy to show her
  • gratitude to the kind schoolmaster by busying herself in the
  • performance of such household duties as his little cottage stood in
  • need of. When these were done, she took some needle-work from her
  • basket, and sat herself down upon a stool beside the lattice, where the
  • honeysuckle and woodbine entwined their tender stems, and stealing into
  • the room filled it with their delicious breath. Her grandfather was
  • basking in the sun outside, breathing the perfume of the flowers, and
  • idly watching the clouds as they floated on before the light summer
  • wind.
  • As the schoolmaster, after arranging the two forms in due order, took
  • his seat behind his desk and made other preparations for school, the
  • child was apprehensive that she might be in the way, and offered to
  • withdraw to her little bedroom. But this he would not allow, and as he
  • seemed pleased to have her there, she remained, busying herself with
  • her work.
  • ‘Have you many scholars, sir?’ she asked.
  • The poor schoolmaster shook his head, and said that they barely filled
  • the two forms.
  • ‘Are the others clever, sir?’ asked the child, glancing at the trophies
  • on the wall.
  • ‘Good boys,’ returned the schoolmaster, ‘good boys enough, my dear, but
  • they’ll never do like that.’
  • A small white-headed boy with a sunburnt face appeared at the door
  • while he was speaking, and stopping there to make a rustic bow, came in
  • and took his seat upon one of the forms. The white-headed boy then put
  • an open book, astonishingly dog’s-eared upon his knees, and thrusting
  • his hands into his pockets began counting the marbles with which they
  • were filled; displaying in the expression of his face a remarkable
  • capacity of totally abstracting his mind from the spelling on which his
  • eyes were fixed. Soon afterwards another white-headed little boy came
  • straggling in, and after him a red-headed lad, and after him two more
  • with white heads, and then one with a flaxen poll, and so on until the
  • forms were occupied by a dozen boys or thereabouts, with heads of every
  • colour but grey, and ranging in their ages from four years old to
  • fourteen years or more; for the legs of the youngest were a long way
  • from the floor when he sat upon the form, and the eldest was a heavy
  • good-tempered foolish fellow, about half a head taller than the
  • schoolmaster.
  • At the top of the first form--the post of honour in the school--was the
  • vacant place of the little sick scholar, and at the head of the row of
  • pegs on which those who came in hats or caps were wont to hang them up,
  • one was left empty. No boy attempted to violate the sanctity of seat
  • or peg, but many a one looked from the empty spaces to the
  • schoolmaster, and whispered his idle neighbour behind his hand.
  • Then began the hum of conning over lessons and getting them by heart,
  • the whispered jest and stealthy game, and all the noise and drawl of
  • school; and in the midst of the din sat the poor schoolmaster, the very
  • image of meekness and simplicity, vainly attempting to fix his mind
  • upon the duties of the day, and to forget his little friend. But the
  • tedium of his office reminded him more strongly of the willing scholar,
  • and his thoughts were rambling from his pupils--it was plain.
  • None knew this better than the idlest boys, who, growing bolder with
  • impunity, waxed louder and more daring; playing odd-or-even under the
  • master’s eye, eating apples openly and without rebuke, pinching each
  • other in sport or malice without the least reserve, and cutting their
  • autographs in the very legs of his desk. The puzzled dunce, who stood
  • beside it to say his lesson out of book, looked no longer at the
  • ceiling for forgotten words, but drew closer to the master’s elbow and
  • boldly cast his eye upon the page; the wag of the little troop squinted
  • and made grimaces (at the smallest boy of course), holding no book
  • before his face, and his approving audience knew no constraint in their
  • delight. If the master did chance to rouse himself and seem alive to
  • what was going on, the noise subsided for a moment and no eyes met his
  • but wore a studious and a deeply humble look; but the instant he
  • relapsed again, it broke out afresh, and ten times louder than before.
  • Oh! how some of those idle fellows longed to be outside, and how they
  • looked at the open door and window, as if they half meditated rushing
  • violently out, plunging into the woods, and being wild boys and savages
  • from that time forth. What rebellious thoughts of the cool river, and
  • some shady bathing-place beneath willow trees with branches dipping in
  • the water, kept tempting and urging that sturdy boy, who, with his
  • shirt-collar unbuttoned and flung back as far as it could go, sat
  • fanning his flushed face with a spelling-book, wishing himself a whale,
  • or a tittlebat, or a fly, or anything but a boy at school on that hot,
  • broiling day! Heat! ask that other boy, whose seat being nearest to
  • the door gave him opportunities of gliding out into the garden and
  • driving his companions to madness by dipping his face into the bucket
  • of the well and then rolling on the grass--ask him if there were ever
  • such a day as that, when even the bees were diving deep down into the
  • cups of flowers and stopping there, as if they had made up their minds
  • to retire from business and be manufacturers of honey no more. The day
  • was made for laziness, and lying on one’s back in green places, and
  • staring at the sky till its brightness forced one to shut one’s eyes
  • and go to sleep; and was this a time to be poring over musty books in a
  • dark room, slighted by the very sun itself? Monstrous!
  • Nell sat by the window occupied with her work, but attentive still to
  • all that passed, though sometimes rather timid of the boisterous boys.
  • The lessons over, writing time began; and there being but one desk and
  • that the master’s, each boy sat at it in turn and laboured at his
  • crooked copy, while the master walked about. This was a quieter time;
  • for he would come and look over the writer’s shoulder, and tell him
  • mildly to observe how such a letter was turned in such a copy on the
  • wall, praise such an up-stroke here and such a down-stroke there, and
  • bid him take it for his model. Then he would stop and tell them what
  • the sick child had said last night, and how he had longed to be among
  • them once again; and such was the poor schoolmaster’s gentle and
  • affectionate manner, that the boys seemed quite remorseful that they
  • had worried him so much, and were absolutely quiet; eating no apples,
  • cutting no names, inflicting no pinches, and making no grimaces, for
  • full two minutes afterwards.
  • ‘I think, boys,’ said the schoolmaster when the clock struck twelve,
  • ‘that I shall give an extra half-holiday this afternoon.’
  • At this intelligence, the boys, led on and headed by the tall boy,
  • raised a great shout, in the midst of which the master was seen to
  • speak, but could not be heard. As he held up his hand, however, in
  • token of his wish that they should be silent, they were considerate
  • enough to leave off, as soon as the longest-winded among them were
  • quite out of breath.
  • ‘You must promise me first,’ said the schoolmaster, ‘that you’ll not be
  • noisy, or at least, if you are, that you’ll go away and be so--away out
  • of the village I mean. I’m sure you wouldn’t disturb your old playmate
  • and companion.’
  • There was a general murmur (and perhaps a very sincere one, for they
  • were but boys) in the negative; and the tall boy, perhaps as sincerely
  • as any of them, called those about him to witness that he had only
  • shouted in a whisper.
  • ‘Then pray don’t forget, there’s my dear scholars,’ said the
  • schoolmaster, ‘what I have asked you, and do it as a favour to me. Be
  • as happy as you can, and don’t be unmindful that you are blessed with
  • health. Good-bye all!’
  • ‘Thank’ee, Sir,’ and ‘good-bye, Sir,’ were said a good many times in a
  • variety of voices, and the boys went out very slowly and softly. But
  • there was the sun shining and there were the birds singing, as the sun
  • only shines and the birds only sing on holidays and half-holidays;
  • there were the trees waving to all free boys to climb and nestle among
  • their leafy branches; the hay, entreating them to come and scatter it
  • to the pure air; the green corn, gently beckoning towards wood and
  • stream; the smooth ground, rendered smoother still by blending lights
  • and shadows, inviting to runs and leaps, and long walks God knows
  • whither. It was more than boy could bear, and with a joyous whoop the
  • whole cluster took to their heels and spread themselves about, shouting
  • and laughing as they went.
  • ‘It’s natural, thank Heaven!’ said the poor schoolmaster, looking after
  • them. ‘I’m very glad they didn’t mind me!’
  • It is difficult, however, to please everybody, as most of us would have
  • discovered, even without the fable which bears that moral, and in the
  • course of the afternoon several mothers and aunts of pupils looked in
  • to express their entire disapproval of the schoolmaster’s proceeding.
  • A few confined themselves to hints, such as politely inquiring what
  • red-letter day or saint’s day the almanack said it was; a few (these
  • were the profound village politicians) argued that it was a slight to
  • the throne and an affront to church and state, and savoured of
  • revolutionary principles, to grant a half-holiday upon any lighter
  • occasion than the birthday of the Monarch; but the majority expressed
  • their displeasure on private grounds and in plain terms, arguing that
  • to put the pupils on this short allowance of learning was nothing but
  • an act of downright robbery and fraud: and one old lady, finding that
  • she could not inflame or irritate the peaceable schoolmaster by talking
  • to him, bounced out of his house and talked at him for half-an-hour
  • outside his own window, to another old lady, saying that of course he
  • would deduct this half-holiday from his weekly charge, or of course he
  • would naturally expect to have an opposition started against him; there
  • was no want of idle chaps in that neighbourhood (here the old lady
  • raised her voice), and some chaps who were too idle even to be
  • schoolmasters, might soon find that there were other chaps put over
  • their heads, and so she would have them take care, and look pretty
  • sharp about them. But all these taunts and vexations failed to elicit
  • one word from the meek schoolmaster, who sat with the child by his
  • side--a little more dejected perhaps, but quite silent and
  • uncomplaining.
  • Towards night an old woman came tottering up the garden as speedily as
  • she could, and meeting the schoolmaster at the door, said he was to go
  • to Dame West’s directly, and had best run on before her. He and the
  • child were on the point of going out together for a walk, and without
  • relinquishing her hand, the schoolmaster hurried away, leaving the
  • messenger to follow as she might.
  • They stopped at a cottage-door, and the schoolmaster knocked softly at
  • it with his hand. It was opened without loss of time. They entered a
  • room where a little group of women were gathered about one, older than
  • the rest, who was crying very bitterly, and sat wringing her hands and
  • rocking herself to and fro.
  • ‘Oh, dame!’ said the schoolmaster, drawing near her chair, ‘is it so
  • bad as this?’
  • ‘He’s going fast,’ cried the old woman; ‘my grandson’s dying. It’s all
  • along of you. You shouldn’t see him now, but for his being so earnest
  • on it. This is what his learning has brought him to. Oh dear, dear,
  • dear, what can I do!’
  • ‘Do not say that I am in any fault,’ urged the gentle school-master.
  • ‘I am not hurt, dame. No, no. You are in great distress of mind, and
  • don’t mean what you say. I am sure you don’t.’
  • ‘I do,’ returned the old woman. ‘I mean it all. If he hadn’t been
  • poring over his books out of fear of you, he would have been well and
  • merry now, I know he would.’
  • The schoolmaster looked round upon the other women as if to entreat
  • some one among them to say a kind word for him, but they shook their
  • heads, and murmured to each other that they never thought there was
  • much good in learning, and that this convinced them. Without saying a
  • word in reply, or giving them a look of reproach, he followed the old
  • woman who had summoned him (and who had now rejoined them) into another
  • room, where his infant friend, half-dressed, lay stretched upon a bed.
  • He was a very young boy; quite a little child. His hair still hung in
  • curls about his face, and his eyes were very bright; but their light
  • was of Heaven, not earth. The schoolmaster took a seat beside him, and
  • stooping over the pillow, whispered his name. The boy sprung up,
  • stroked his face with his hand, and threw his wasted arms round his
  • neck, crying out that he was his dear kind friend.
  • ‘I hope I always was. I meant to be, God knows,’ said the poor
  • schoolmaster.
  • ‘Who is that?’ said the boy, seeing Nell. ‘I am afraid to kiss her,
  • lest I should make her ill. Ask her to shake hands with me.’
  • The sobbing child came closer up, and took the little languid hand in
  • hers. Releasing his again after a time, the sick boy laid him gently
  • down.
  • ‘You remember the garden, Harry,’ whispered the schoolmaster, anxious
  • to rouse him, for a dulness seemed gathering upon the child, ‘and how
  • pleasant it used to be in the evening time? You must make haste to
  • visit it again, for I think the very flowers have missed you, and are
  • less gay than they used to be. You will come soon, my dear, very soon
  • now--won’t you?’
  • The boy smiled faintly--so very, very faintly--and put his hand upon
  • his friend’s grey head. He moved his lips too, but no voice came from
  • them; no, not a sound.
  • In the silence that ensued, the hum of distant voices borne upon the
  • evening air came floating through the open window. ‘What’s that?’ said
  • the sick child, opening his eyes.
  • ‘The boys at play upon the green.’
  • He took a handkerchief from his pillow, and tried to wave it above his
  • head. But the feeble arm dropped powerless down.
  • ‘Shall I do it?’ said the schoolmaster.
  • ‘Please wave it at the window,’ was the faint reply. ‘Tie it to the
  • lattice. Some of them may see it there. Perhaps they’ll think of me,
  • and look this way.’
  • He raised his head, and glanced from the fluttering signal to his idle
  • bat, that lay with slate and book and other boyish property upon a
  • table in the room. And then he laid him softly down once more, and
  • asked if the little girl were there, for he could not see her.
  • She stepped forward, and pressed the passive hand that lay upon the
  • coverlet. The two old friends and companions--for such they were,
  • though they were man and child--held each other in a long embrace, and
  • then the little scholar turned his face towards the wall, and fell
  • asleep.
  • The poor schoolmaster sat in the same place, holding the small cold
  • hand in his, and chafing it. It was but the hand of a dead child. He
  • felt that; and yet he chafed it still, and could not lay it down.
  • CHAPTER 26
  • Almost broken-hearted, Nell withdrew with the schoolmaster from the
  • bedside and returned to his cottage. In the midst of her grief and
  • tears she was yet careful to conceal their real cause from the old man,
  • for the dead boy had been a grandchild, and left but one aged relative
  • to mourn his premature decay.
  • She stole away to bed as quickly as she could, and when she was alone,
  • gave free vent to the sorrow with which her breast was overcharged.
  • But the sad scene she had witnessed, was not without its lesson of
  • content and gratitude; of content with the lot which left her health
  • and freedom; and gratitude that she was spared to the one relative and
  • friend she loved, and to live and move in a beautiful world, when so
  • many young creatures--as young and full of hope as she--were stricken
  • down and gathered to their graves. How many of the mounds in that old
  • churchyard where she had lately strayed, grew green above the graves of
  • children! And though she thought as a child herself, and did not
  • perhaps sufficiently consider to what a bright and happy existence
  • those who die young are borne, and how in death they lose the pain of
  • seeing others die around them, bearing to the tomb some strong
  • affection of their hearts (which makes the old die many times in one
  • long life), still she thought wisely enough, to draw a plain and easy
  • moral from what she had seen that night, and to store it, deep in her
  • mind.
  • Her dreams were of the little scholar: not coffined and covered up, but
  • mingling with angels, and smiling happily. The sun darting his
  • cheerful rays into the room, awoke her; and now there remained but to
  • take leave of the poor schoolmaster and wander forth once more.
  • By the time they were ready to depart, school had begun. In the
  • darkened room, the din of yesterday was going on again: a little
  • sobered and softened down, perhaps, but only a very little, if at all.
  • The schoolmaster rose from his desk and walked with them to the gate.
  • It was with a trembling and reluctant hand, that the child held out to
  • him the money which the lady had given her at the races for her
  • flowers: faltering in her thanks as she thought how small the sum was,
  • and blushing as she offered it. But he bade her put it up, and
  • stooping to kiss her cheek, turned back into his house.
  • They had not gone half-a-dozen paces when he was at the door again; the
  • old man retraced his steps to shake hands, and the child did the same.
  • ‘Good fortune and happiness go with you!’ said the poor schoolmaster.
  • ‘I am quite a solitary man now. If you ever pass this way again,
  • you’ll not forget the little village-school.’
  • ‘We shall never forget it, sir,’ rejoined Nell; ‘nor ever forget to be
  • grateful to you for your kindness to us.’
  • ‘I have heard such words from the lips of children very often,’ said
  • the schoolmaster, shaking his head, and smiling thoughtfully, ‘but they
  • were soon forgotten. I had attached one young friend to me, the better
  • friend for being young--but that’s over--God bless you!’
  • They bade him farewell very many times, and turned away, walking slowly
  • and often looking back, until they could see him no more. At length
  • they had left the village far behind, and even lost sight of the smoke
  • among the trees. They trudged onward now, at a quicker pace, resolving
  • to keep the main road, and go wherever it might lead them.
  • But main roads stretch a long, long way. With the exception of two or
  • three inconsiderable clusters of cottages which they passed, without
  • stopping, and one lonely road-side public-house where they had some
  • bread and cheese, this highway had led them to nothing--late in the
  • afternoon--and still lengthened out, far in the distance, the same
  • dull, tedious, winding course, that they had been pursuing all day. As
  • they had no resource, however, but to go forward, they still kept on,
  • though at a much slower pace, being very weary and fatigued.
  • The afternoon had worn away into a beautiful evening, when they arrived
  • at a point where the road made a sharp turn and struck across a common.
  • On the border of this common, and close to the hedge which divided it
  • from the cultivated fields, a caravan was drawn up to rest; upon which,
  • by reason of its situation, they came so suddenly that they could not
  • have avoided it if they would.
  • It was not a shabby, dingy, dusty cart, but a smart little house upon
  • wheels, with white dimity curtains festooning the windows, and
  • window-shutters of green picked out with panels of a staring red, in
  • which happily-contrasted colours the whole concern shone brilliant.
  • Neither was it a poor caravan drawn by a single donkey or emaciated
  • horse, for a pair of horses in pretty good condition were released from
  • the shafts and grazing on the frouzy grass. Neither was it a gipsy
  • caravan, for at the open door (graced with a bright brass knocker) sat
  • a Christian lady, stout and comfortable to look upon, who wore a large
  • bonnet trembling with bows. And that it was not an unprovided or
  • destitute caravan was clear from this lady’s occupation, which was the
  • very pleasant and refreshing one of taking tea. The tea-things,
  • including a bottle of rather suspicious character and a cold knuckle of
  • ham, were set forth upon a drum, covered with a white napkin; and
  • there, as if at the most convenient round-table in all the world, sat
  • this roving lady, taking her tea and enjoying the prospect.
  • It happened that at that moment the lady of the caravan had her cup
  • (which, that everything about her might be of a stout and comfortable
  • kind, was a breakfast cup) to her lips, and that having her eyes lifted
  • to the sky in her enjoyment of the full flavour of the tea, not
  • unmingled possibly with just the slightest dash or gleam of something
  • out of the suspicious bottle--but this is mere speculation and not
  • distinct matter of history--it happened that being thus agreeably
  • engaged, she did not see the travellers when they first came up. It
  • was not until she was in the act of getting down the cup, and drawing a
  • long breath after the exertion of causing its contents to disappear,
  • that the lady of the caravan beheld an old man and a young child
  • walking slowly by, and glancing at her proceedings with eyes of modest
  • but hungry admiration.
  • ‘Hey!’ cried the lady of the caravan, scooping the crumbs out of her
  • lap and swallowing the same before wiping her lips. ‘Yes, to be
  • sure--Who won the Helter-Skelter Plate, child?’
  • ‘Won what, ma’am?’ asked Nell.
  • ‘The Helter-Skelter Plate at the races, child--the plate that was run
  • for on the second day.’
  • ‘On the second day, ma’am?’
  • ‘Second day! Yes, second day,’ repeated the lady with an air of
  • impatience. ‘Can’t you say who won the Helter-Skelter Plate when
  • you’re asked the question civilly?’
  • ‘I don’t know, ma’am.’
  • ‘Don’t know!’ repeated the lady of the caravan; ‘why, you were there.
  • I saw you with my own eyes.’
  • Nell was not a little alarmed to hear this, supposing that the lady
  • might be intimately acquainted with the firm of Short and Codlin; but
  • what followed tended to reassure her.
  • ‘And very sorry I was,’ said the lady of the caravan, ‘to see you in
  • company with a Punch; a low, practical, wulgar wretch, that people
  • should scorn to look at.’
  • ‘I was not there by choice,’ returned the child; ‘we didn’t know our
  • way, and the two men were very kind to us, and let us travel with them.
  • Do you--do you know them, ma’am?’
  • ‘Know ‘em, child!’ cried the lady of the caravan in a sort of shriek.
  • ‘Know them! But you’re young and inexperienced, and that’s your excuse
  • for asking sich a question. Do I look as if I know’d ‘em, does the
  • caravan look as if it know’d ‘em?’
  • ‘No, ma’am, no,’ said the child, fearing she had committed some
  • grievous fault. ‘I beg your pardon.’
  • It was granted immediately, though the lady still appeared much ruffled
  • and discomposed by the degrading supposition. The child then explained
  • that they had left the races on the first day, and were travelling to
  • the next town on that road, where they purposed to spend the night. As
  • the countenance of the stout lady began to clear up, she ventured to
  • inquire how far it was. The reply--which the stout lady did not come
  • to, until she had thoroughly explained that she went to the races on
  • the first day in a gig, and as an expedition of pleasure, and that her
  • presence there had no connexion with any matters of business or
  • profit--was, that the town was eight miles off.
  • This discouraging information a little dashed the child, who could
  • scarcely repress a tear as she glanced along the darkening road. Her
  • grandfather made no complaint, but he sighed heavily as he leaned upon
  • his staff, and vainly tried to pierce the dusty distance.
  • The lady of the caravan was in the act of gathering her tea equipage
  • together preparatory to clearing the table, but noting the child’s
  • anxious manner she hesitated and stopped. The child curtseyed, thanked
  • her for her information, and giving her hand to the old man had already
  • got some fifty yards or so away, when the lady of the caravan called to
  • her to return.
  • ‘Come nearer, nearer still,’ said she, beckoning to her to ascend the
  • steps. ‘Are you hungry, child?’
  • ‘Not very, but we are tired, and it’s--it IS a long way.’
  • ‘Well, hungry or not, you had better have some tea,’ rejoined her new
  • acquaintance. ‘I suppose you are agreeable to that, old gentleman?’
  • The grandfather humbly pulled off his hat and thanked her. The lady of
  • the caravan then bade him come up the steps likewise, but the drum
  • proving an inconvenient table for two, they descended again, and sat
  • upon the grass, where she handed down to them the tea-tray, the bread
  • and butter, the knuckle of ham, and in short everything of which she
  • had partaken herself, except the bottle which she had already embraced
  • an opportunity of slipping into her pocket.
  • ‘Set ‘em out near the hind wheels, child, that’s the best place,’ said
  • their friend, superintending the arrangements from above. ‘Now hand up
  • the teapot for a little more hot water, and a pinch of fresh tea, and
  • then both of you eat and drink as much as you can, and don’t spare
  • anything; that’s all I ask of you.’
  • They might perhaps have carried out the lady’s wish, if it had been
  • less freely expressed, or even if it had not been expressed at all.
  • But as this direction relieved them from any shadow of delicacy or
  • uneasiness, they made a hearty meal and enjoyed it to the utmost.
  • While they were thus engaged, the lady of the caravan alighted on the
  • earth, and with her hands clasped behind her, and her large bonnet
  • trembling excessively, walked up and down in a measured tread and very
  • stately manner, surveying the caravan from time to time with an air of
  • calm delight, and deriving particular gratification from the red panels
  • and the brass knocker. When she had taken this gentle exercise for
  • some time, she sat down upon the steps and called ‘George’; whereupon a
  • man in a carter’s frock, who had been so shrouded in a hedge up to this
  • time as to see everything that passed without being seen himself,
  • parted the twigs that concealed him, and appeared in a sitting
  • attitude, supporting on his legs a baking-dish and a half-gallon stone
  • bottle, and bearing in his right hand a knife, and in his left a fork.
  • ‘Yes, Missus,’ said George.
  • ‘How did you find the cold pie, George?’
  • ‘It warn’t amiss, mum.’
  • ‘And the beer,’ said the lady of the caravan, with an appearance of
  • being more interested in this question than the last; ‘is it passable,
  • George?’
  • ‘It’s more flatterer than it might be,’ George returned, ‘but it an’t
  • so bad for all that.’
  • To set the mind of his mistress at rest, he took a sip (amounting in
  • quantity to a pint or thereabouts) from the stone bottle, and then
  • smacked his lips, winked his eye, and nodded his head. No doubt with
  • the same amiable desire, he immediately resumed his knife and fork, as
  • a practical assurance that the beer had wrought no bad effect upon his
  • appetite.
  • The lady of the caravan looked on approvingly for some time, and then
  • said,
  • ‘Have you nearly finished?’
  • ‘Wery nigh, mum.’ And indeed, after scraping the dish all round with
  • his knife and carrying the choice brown morsels to his mouth, and after
  • taking such a scientific pull at the stone bottle that, by degrees
  • almost imperceptible to the sight, his head went further and further
  • back until he lay nearly at his full length upon the ground, this
  • gentleman declared himself quite disengaged, and came forth from his
  • retreat.
  • ‘I hope I haven’t hurried you, George,’ said his mistress, who appeared
  • to have a great sympathy with his late pursuit.
  • ‘If you have,’ returned the follower, wisely reserving himself for any
  • favourable contingency that might occur, ‘we must make up for it next
  • time, that’s all.’
  • ‘We are not a heavy load, George?’
  • ‘That’s always what the ladies say,’ replied the man, looking a long
  • way round, as if he were appealing to Nature in general against such
  • monstrous propositions. ‘If you see a woman a driving, you’ll always
  • perceive that she never will keep her whip still; the horse can’t go
  • fast enough for her. If cattle have got their proper load, you never
  • can persuade a woman that they’ll not bear something more. What is the
  • cause of this here?’
  • ‘Would these two travellers make much difference to the horses, if we
  • took them with us?’ asked his mistress, offering no reply to the
  • philosophical inquiry, and pointing to Nell and the old man, who were
  • painfully preparing to resume their journey on foot.
  • ‘They’d make a difference in course,’ said George doggedly.
  • ‘Would they make much difference?’ repeated his mistress. ‘They can’t
  • be very heavy.’
  • ‘The weight o’ the pair, mum,’ said George, eyeing them with the look
  • of a man who was calculating within half an ounce or so, ‘would be a
  • trifle under that of Oliver Cromwell.’
  • Nell was very much surprised that the man should be so accurately
  • acquainted with the weight of one whom she had read of in books as
  • having lived considerably before their time, but speedily forgot the
  • subject in the joy of hearing that they were to go forward in the
  • caravan, for which she thanked its lady with unaffected earnestness.
  • She helped with great readiness and alacrity to put away the tea-things
  • and other matters that were lying about, and, the horses being by that
  • time harnessed, mounted into the vehicle, followed by her delighted
  • grandfather. Their patroness then shut the door and sat herself down
  • by her drum at an open window; and, the steps being struck by George
  • and stowed under the carriage, away they went, with a great noise of
  • flapping and creaking and straining, and the bright brass knocker,
  • which nobody ever knocked at, knocking one perpetual double knock of
  • its own accord as they jolted heavily along.
  • CHAPTER 27
  • When they had travelled slowly forward for some short distance, Nell
  • ventured to steal a look round the caravan and observe it more closely.
  • One half of it--that moiety in which the comfortable proprietress was
  • then seated--was carpeted, and so partitioned off at the further end as
  • to accommodate a sleeping-place, constructed after the fashion of a
  • berth on board ship, which was shaded, like the little windows, with
  • fair white curtains, and looked comfortable enough, though by what kind
  • of gymnastic exercise the lady of the caravan ever contrived to get
  • into it, was an unfathomable mystery. The other half served for a
  • kitchen, and was fitted up with a stove whose small chimney passed
  • through the roof. It held also a closet or larder, several chests, a
  • great pitcher of water, and a few cooking-utensils and articles of
  • crockery. These latter necessaries hung upon the walls, which, in that
  • portion of the establishment devoted to the lady of the caravan, were
  • ornamented with such gayer and lighter decorations as a triangle and a
  • couple of well-thumbed tambourines.
  • The lady of the caravan sat at one window in all the pride and poetry
  • of the musical instruments, and little Nell and her grandfather sat at
  • the other in all the humility of the kettle and saucepans, while the
  • machine jogged on and shifted the darkening prospect very slowly. At
  • first the two travellers spoke little, and only in whispers, but as
  • they grew more familiar with the place they ventured to converse with
  • greater freedom, and talked about the country through which they were
  • passing, and the different objects that presented themselves, until the
  • old man fell asleep; which the lady of the caravan observing, invited
  • Nell to come and sit beside her.
  • ‘Well, child,’ she said, ‘how do you like this way of travelling?’
  • Nell replied that she thought it was very pleasant indeed, to which the
  • lady assented in the case of people who had their spirits. For
  • herself, she said, she was troubled with a lowness in that respect
  • which required a constant stimulant; though whether the aforesaid
  • stimulant was derived from the suspicious bottle of which mention has
  • been already made or from other sources, she did not say.
  • ‘That’s the happiness of you young people,’ she continued. ‘You don’t
  • know what it is to be low in your feelings. You always have your
  • appetites too, and what a comfort that is.’
  • Nell thought that she could sometimes dispense with her own appetite
  • very conveniently; and thought, moreover, that there was nothing either
  • in the lady’s personal appearance or in her manner of taking tea, to
  • lead to the conclusion that her natural relish for meat and drink had
  • at all failed her. She silently assented, however, as in duty bound,
  • to what the lady had said, and waited until she should speak again.
  • Instead of speaking, however, she sat looking at the child for a long
  • time in silence, and then getting up, brought out from a corner a large
  • roll of canvas about a yard in width, which she laid upon the floor and
  • spread open with her foot until it nearly reached from one end of the
  • caravan to the other.
  • ‘There, child,’ she said, ‘read that.’
  • Nell walked down it, and read aloud, in enormous black letters, the
  • inscription, ‘JARLEY’S WAX-WORK.’
  • ‘Read it again,’ said the lady, complacently.
  • ‘Jarley’s Wax-Work,’ repeated Nell.
  • ‘That’s me,’ said the lady. ‘I am Mrs Jarley.’
  • Giving the child an encouraging look, intended to reassure her and let
  • her know, that, although she stood in the presence of the original
  • Jarley, she must not allow herself to be utterly overwhelmed and borne
  • down, the lady of the caravan unfolded another scroll, whereon was the
  • inscription, ‘One hundred figures the full size of life,’ and then
  • another scroll, on which was written, ‘The only stupendous collection
  • of real wax-work in the world,’ and then several smaller scrolls with
  • such inscriptions as ‘Now exhibiting within’--‘The genuine and only
  • Jarley’--‘Jarley’s unrivalled collection’--‘Jarley is the delight of
  • the Nobility and Gentry’--‘The Royal Family are the patrons of Jarley.’
  • When she had exhibited these leviathans of public announcement to the
  • astonished child, she brought forth specimens of the lesser fry in the
  • shape of hand-bills, some of which were couched in the form of parodies
  • on popular melodies, as ‘Believe me if all Jarley’s wax-work so
  • rare’--‘I saw thy show in youthful prime’--‘Over the water to Jarley;’
  • while, to consult all tastes, others were composed with a view to the
  • lighter and more facetious spirits, as a parody on the favourite air of
  • ‘If I had a donkey,’ beginning,
  • If I know’d a donkey wot wouldn’t go
  • To see Mrs JARLEY’S wax-work show,
  • Do you think I’d acknowledge him? Oh no no!
  • Then run to Jarley’s--
  • --besides several compositions in prose, purporting to be dialogues
  • between the Emperor of China and an oyster, or the Archbishop of
  • Canterbury and a dissenter on the subject of church-rates, but all
  • having the same moral, namely, that the reader must make haste to
  • Jarley’s, and that children and servants were admitted at half-price.
  • When she had brought all these testimonials of her important position
  • in society to bear upon her young companion, Mrs Jarley rolled them up,
  • and having put them carefully away, sat down again, and looked at the
  • child in triumph.
  • ‘Never go into the company of a filthy Punch any more,’ said Mrs
  • Jarley, ‘after this.’
  • ‘I never saw any wax-work, ma’am,’ said Nell. ‘Is it funnier than
  • Punch?’
  • ‘Funnier!’ said Mrs Jarley in a shrill voice. ‘It is not funny at all.’
  • ‘Oh!’ said Nell, with all possible humility.
  • ‘It isn’t funny at all,’ repeated Mrs Jarley. ‘It’s calm and--what’s
  • that word again--critical?--no--classical, that’s it--it’s calm and
  • classical. No low beatings and knockings about, no jokings and
  • squeakings like your precious Punches, but always the same, with a
  • constantly unchanging air of coldness and gentility; and so like life,
  • that if wax-work only spoke and walked about, you’d hardly know the
  • difference. I won’t go so far as to say, that, as it is, I’ve seen
  • wax-work quite like life, but I’ve certainly seen some life that was
  • exactly like wax-work.’
  • ‘Is it here, ma’am?’ asked Nell, whose curiosity was awakened by this
  • description.
  • ‘Is what here, child?’
  • ‘The wax-work, ma’am.’
  • ‘Why, bless you, child, what are you thinking of? How could such a
  • collection be here, where you see everything except the inside of one
  • little cupboard and a few boxes? It’s gone on in the other wans to the
  • assembly-rooms, and there it’ll be exhibited the day after to-morrow.
  • You are going to the same town, and you’ll see it I dare say. It’s
  • natural to expect that you’ll see it, and I’ve no doubt you will. I
  • suppose you couldn’t stop away if you was to try ever so much.’
  • ‘I shall not be in the town, I think, ma’am,’ said the child.
  • ‘Not there!’ cried Mrs Jarley. ‘Then where will you be?’
  • ‘I--I--don’t quite know. I am not certain.’
  • ‘You don’t mean to say that you’re travelling about the country without
  • knowing where you’re going to?’ said the lady of the caravan. ‘What
  • curious people you are! What line are you in? You looked to me at the
  • races, child, as if you were quite out of your element, and had got
  • there by accident.’
  • ‘We were there quite by accident,’ returned Nell, confused by this
  • abrupt questioning. ‘We are poor people, ma’am, and are only wandering
  • about. We have nothing to do;--I wish we had.’
  • ‘You amaze me more and more,’ said Mrs Jarley, after remaining for some
  • time as mute as one of her own figures. ‘Why, what do you call
  • yourselves? Not beggars?’
  • ‘Indeed, ma’am, I don’t know what else we are,’ returned the child.
  • ‘Lord bless me,’ said the lady of the caravan. ‘I never heard of such
  • a thing. Who’d have thought it!’
  • She remained so long silent after this exclamation, that Nell feared
  • she felt her having been induced to bestow her protection and
  • conversation upon one so poor, to be an outrage upon her dignity that
  • nothing could repair. This persuasion was rather confirmed than
  • otherwise by the tone in which she at length broke silence and said,
  • ‘And yet you can read. And write too, I shouldn’t wonder?’
  • ‘Yes, ma’am,’ said the child, fearful of giving new offence by the
  • confession.
  • ‘Well, and what a thing that is,’ returned Mrs Jarley. ‘I can’t!’
  • Nell said ‘indeed’ in a tone which might imply, either that she was
  • reasonably surprised to find the genuine and only Jarley, who was the
  • delight of the Nobility and Gentry and the peculiar pet of the Royal
  • Family, destitute of these familiar arts; or that she presumed so great
  • a lady could scarcely stand in need of such ordinary accomplishments.
  • In whatever way Mrs Jarley received the response, it did not provoke
  • her to further questioning, or tempt her into any more remarks at the
  • time, for she relapsed into a thoughtful silence, and remained in that
  • state so long that Nell withdrew to the other window and rejoined her
  • grandfather, who was now awake.
  • At length the lady of the caravan shook off her fit of meditation, and,
  • summoning the driver to come under the window at which she was seated,
  • held a long conversation with him in a low tone of voice, as if she
  • were asking his advice on an important point, and discussing the pros
  • and cons of some very weighty matter. This conference at length
  • concluded, she drew in her head again, and beckoned Nell to approach.
  • ‘And the old gentleman too,’ said Mrs Jarley; ‘for I want to have a
  • word with him. Do you want a good situation for your grand-daughter,
  • master? If you do, I can put her in the way of getting one. What do
  • you say?’
  • ‘I can’t leave her,’ answered the old man. ‘We can’t separate. What
  • would become of me without her?’
  • ‘I should have thought you were old enough to take care of yourself, if
  • you ever will be,’ retorted Mrs Jarley sharply.
  • ‘But he never will be,’ said the child in an earnest whisper. ‘I fear
  • he never will be again. Pray do not speak harshly to him. We are very
  • thankful to you,’ she added aloud; ‘but neither of us could part from
  • the other if all the wealth of the world were halved between us.’
  • Mrs Jarley was a little disconcerted by this reception of her proposal,
  • and looked at the old man, who tenderly took Nell’s hand and detained
  • it in his own, as if she could have very well dispensed with his
  • company or even his earthly existence. After an awkward pause, she
  • thrust her head out of the window again, and had another conference
  • with the driver upon some point on which they did not seem to agree
  • quite so readily as on their former topic of discussion; but they
  • concluded at last, and she addressed the grandfather again.
  • ‘If you’re really disposed to employ yourself,’ said Mrs Jarley, ‘there
  • would be plenty for you to do in the way of helping to dust the
  • figures, and take the checks, and so forth. What I want your
  • grand-daughter for, is to point ‘em out to the company; they would be
  • soon learnt, and she has a way with her that people wouldn’t think
  • unpleasant, though she does come after me; for I’ve been always
  • accustomed to go round with visitors myself, which I should keep on
  • doing now, only that my spirits make a little ease absolutely
  • necessary. It’s not a common offer, bear in mind,’ said the lady,
  • rising into the tone and manner in which she was accustomed to address
  • her audiences; ‘it’s Jarley’s wax-work, remember. The duty’s very
  • light and genteel, the company particularly select, the exhibition
  • takes place in assembly-rooms, town-halls, large rooms at inns, or
  • auction galleries. There is none of your open-air wagrancy at
  • Jarley’s, recollect; there is no tarpaulin and sawdust at Jarley’s,
  • remember. Every expectation held out in the handbills is realised to
  • the utmost, and the whole forms an effect of imposing brilliancy
  • hitherto unrivalled in this kingdom. Remember that the price of
  • admission is only sixpence, and that this is an opportunity which may
  • never occur again!’
  • Descending from the sublime when she had reached this point, to the
  • details of common life, Mrs Jarley remarked that with reference to
  • salary she could pledge herself to no specific sum until she had
  • sufficiently tested Nell’s abilities, and narrowly watched her in the
  • performance of her duties. But board and lodging, both for her and her
  • grandfather, she bound herself to provide, and she furthermore passed
  • her word that the board should always be good in quality, and in
  • quantity plentiful.
  • Nell and her grandfather consulted together, and while they were so
  • engaged, Mrs Jarley with her hands behind her walked up and down the
  • caravan, as she had walked after tea on the dull earth, with uncommon
  • dignity and self-esteem. Nor will this appear so slight a circumstance
  • as to be unworthy of mention, when it is remembered that the caravan
  • was in uneasy motion all the time, and that none but a person of great
  • natural stateliness and acquired grace could have forborne to stagger.
  • ‘Now, child?’ cried Mrs Jarley, coming to a halt as Nell turned towards
  • her.
  • ‘We are very much obliged to you, ma’am,’ said Nell, ‘and thankfully
  • accept your offer.’
  • ‘And you’ll never be sorry for it,’ returned Mrs Jarley. ‘I’m pretty
  • sure of that. So as that’s all settled, let us have a bit of supper.’
  • In the meanwhile, the caravan blundered on as if it too had been
  • drinking strong beer and was drowsy, and came at last upon the paved
  • streets of a town which were clear of passengers, and quiet, for it was
  • by this time near midnight, and the townspeople were all abed. As it
  • was too late an hour to repair to the exhibition room, they turned
  • aside into a piece of waste ground that lay just within the old
  • town-gate, and drew up there for the night, near to another caravan,
  • which, notwithstanding that it bore on the lawful panel the great name
  • of Jarley, and was employed besides in conveying from place to place
  • the wax-work which was its country’s pride, was designated by a
  • grovelling stamp-office as a ‘Common Stage Waggon,’ and numbered
  • too--seven thousand odd hundred--as though its precious freight were
  • mere flour or coals!
  • This ill-used machine being empty (for it had deposited its burden at
  • the place of exhibition, and lingered here until its services were
  • again required) was assigned to the old man as his sleeping-place for
  • the night; and within its wooden walls, Nell made him up the best bed
  • she could, from the materials at hand. For herself, she was to sleep
  • in Mrs Jarley’s own travelling-carriage, as a signal mark of that
  • lady’s favour and confidence.
  • She had taken leave of her grandfather and was returning to the other
  • waggon, when she was tempted by the coolness of the night to linger for
  • a little while in the air. The moon was shining down upon the old
  • gateway of the town, leaving the low archway very black and dark; and
  • with a mingled sensation of curiosity and fear, she slowly approached
  • the gate, and stood still to look up at it, wondering to see how dark,
  • and grim, and old, and cold, it looked.
  • There was an empty niche from which some old statue had fallen or been
  • carried away hundreds of years ago, and she was thinking what strange
  • people it must have looked down upon when it stood there, and how many
  • hard struggles might have taken place, and how many murders might have
  • been done, upon that silent spot, when there suddenly emerged from the
  • black shade of the arch, a man. The instant he appeared, she
  • recognised him--Who could have failed to recognise, in that instant,
  • the ugly misshapen Quilp!
  • The street beyond was so narrow, and the shadow of the houses on one
  • side of the way so deep, that he seemed to have risen out of the earth.
  • But there he was. The child withdrew into a dark corner, and saw him
  • pass close to her. He had a stick in his hand, and, when he had got
  • clear of the shadow of the gateway, he leant upon it, looked
  • back--directly, as it seemed, towards where she stood--and beckoned.
  • To her? oh no, thank God, not to her; for as she stood, in an
  • extremity of fear, hesitating whether to scream for help, or come from
  • her hiding-place and fly, before he should draw nearer, there issued
  • slowly forth from the arch another figure--that of a boy--who carried
  • on his back a trunk.
  • ‘Faster, sirrah!’ cried Quilp, looking up at the old gateway, and
  • showing in the moonlight like some monstrous image that had come down
  • from its niche and was casting a backward glance at its old house,
  • ‘faster!’
  • ‘It’s a dreadful heavy load, Sir,’ the boy pleaded. ‘I’ve come on very
  • fast, considering.’
  • ‘_You_ have come fast, considering!’ retorted Quilp; ‘you creep, you dog,
  • you crawl, you measure distance like a worm. There are the chimes now,
  • half-past twelve.’
  • He stopped to listen, and then turning upon the boy with a suddenness
  • and ferocity that made him start, asked at what hour that London coach
  • passed the corner of the road. The boy replied, at one.
  • ‘Come on then,’ said Quilp, ‘or I shall be too late. Faster--do you
  • hear me? Faster.’
  • The boy made all the speed he could, and Quilp led onward, constantly
  • turning back to threaten him, and urge him to greater haste. Nell did
  • not dare to move until they were out of sight and hearing, and then
  • hurried to where she had left her grandfather, feeling as if the very
  • passing of the dwarf so near him must have filled him with alarm and
  • terror. But he was sleeping soundly, and she softly withdrew.
  • As she was making her way to her own bed, she determined to say nothing
  • of this adventure, as upon whatever errand the dwarf had come (and she
  • feared it must have been in search of them) it was clear by his inquiry
  • about the London coach that he was on his way homeward, and as he had
  • passed through that place, it was but reasonable to suppose that they
  • were safer from his inquiries there, than they could be elsewhere.
  • These reflections did not remove her own alarm, for she had been too
  • much terrified to be easily composed, and felt as if she were hemmed in
  • by a legion of Quilps, and the very air itself were filled with them.
  • The delight of the Nobility and Gentry and the patronised of Royalty
  • had, by some process of self-abridgment known only to herself, got into
  • her travelling bed, where she was snoring peacefully, while the large
  • bonnet, carefully disposed upon the drum, was revealing its glories by
  • the light of a dim lamp that swung from the roof. The child’s bed was
  • already made upon the floor, and it was a great comfort to her to hear
  • the steps removed as soon as she had entered, and to know that all easy
  • communication between persons outside and the brass knocker was by this
  • means effectually prevented. Certain guttural sounds, too, which from
  • time to time ascended through the floor of the caravan, and a rustling
  • of straw in the same direction, apprised her that the driver was
  • couched upon the ground beneath, and gave her an additional feeling of
  • security.
  • Notwithstanding these protections, she could get none but broken sleep
  • by fits and starts all night, for fear of Quilp, who throughout her
  • uneasy dreams was somehow connected with the wax-work, or was wax-work
  • himself, or was Mrs Jarley and wax-work too, or was himself, Mrs
  • Jarley, wax-work, and a barrel organ all in one, and yet not exactly
  • any of them either. At length, towards break of day, that deep sleep
  • came upon her which succeeds to weariness and over-watching, and which
  • has no consciousness but one of overpowering and irresistible enjoyment.
  • CHAPTER 28
  • Sleep hung upon the eyelids of the child so long, that, when she awoke,
  • Mrs Jarley was already decorated with her large bonnet, and actively
  • engaged in preparing breakfast. She received Nell’s apology for being
  • so late with perfect good humour, and said that she should not have
  • roused her if she had slept on until noon.
  • ‘Because it does you good,’ said the lady of the caravan, ‘when you’re
  • tired, to sleep as long as ever you can, and get the fatigue quite off;
  • and that’s another blessing of your time of life--you can sleep so very
  • sound.’
  • ‘Have you had a bad night, ma’am?’ asked Nell.
  • ‘I seldom have anything else, child,’ replied Mrs Jarley, with the air
  • of a martyr. ‘I sometimes wonder how I bear it.’
  • Remembering the snores which had proceeded from that cleft in the
  • caravan in which the proprietress of the wax-work passed the night,
  • Nell rather thought she must have been dreaming of lying awake.
  • However, she expressed herself very sorry to hear such a dismal account
  • of her state of health, and shortly afterwards sat down with her
  • grandfather and Mrs Jarley to breakfast. The meal finished, Nell
  • assisted to wash the cups and saucers, and put them in their proper
  • places, and these household duties performed, Mrs Jarley arrayed
  • herself in an exceedingly bright shawl for the purpose of making a
  • progress through the streets of the town.
  • ‘The wan will come on to bring the boxes,’ said Mrs Jarley, and you had
  • better come in it, child. I am obliged to walk, very much against my
  • will; but the people expect it of me, and public characters can’t be
  • their own masters and mistresses in such matters as these. How do I
  • look, child?’
  • Nell returned a satisfactory reply, and Mrs Jarley, after sticking a
  • great many pins into various parts of her figure, and making several
  • abortive attempts to obtain a full view of her own back, was at last
  • satisfied with her appearance, and went forth majestically.
  • The caravan followed at no great distance. As it went jolting through
  • the streets, Nell peeped from the window, curious to see in what kind
  • of place they were, and yet fearful of encountering at every turn the
  • dreaded face of Quilp. It was a pretty large town, with an open square
  • which they were crawling slowly across, and in the middle of which was
  • the Town-Hall, with a clock-tower and a weather-cock. There were
  • houses of stone, houses of red brick, houses of yellow brick, houses of
  • lath and plaster; and houses of wood, many of them very old, with
  • withered faces carved upon the beams, and staring down into the street.
  • These had very little winking windows, and low-arched doors, and, in
  • some of the narrower ways, quite overhung the pavement. The streets
  • were very clean, very sunny, very empty, and very dull. A few idle men
  • lounged about the two inns, and the empty market-place, and the
  • tradesmen’s doors, and some old people were dozing in chairs outside an
  • alms-house wall; but scarcely any passengers who seemed bent on going
  • anywhere, or to have any object in view, went by; and if perchance some
  • straggler did, his footsteps echoed on the hot bright pavement for
  • minutes afterwards. Nothing seemed to be going on but the clocks, and
  • they had such drowzy faces, such heavy lazy hands, and such cracked
  • voices that they surely must have been too slow. The very dogs were
  • all asleep, and the flies, drunk with moist sugar in the grocer’s shop,
  • forgot their wings and briskness, and baked to death in dusty corners
  • of the window.
  • Rumbling along with most unwonted noise, the caravan stopped at last at
  • the place of exhibition, where Nell dismounted amidst an admiring group
  • of children, who evidently supposed her to be an important item of the
  • curiosities, and were fully impressed with the belief that her
  • grandfather was a cunning device in wax. The chests were taken out
  • with all convenient despatch, and taken in to be unlocked by Mrs
  • Jarley, who, attended by George and another man in velveteen shorts and
  • a drab hat ornamented with turnpike tickets, were waiting to dispose
  • their contents (consisting of red festoons and other ornamental devices
  • in upholstery work) to the best advantage in the decoration of the room.
  • They all got to work without loss of time, and very busy they were. As
  • the stupendous collection were yet concealed by cloths, lest the
  • envious dust should injure their complexions, Nell bestirred herself to
  • assist in the embellishment of the room, in which her grandfather also
  • was of great service. The two men being well used to it, did a great
  • deal in a short time; and Mrs Jarley served out the tin tacks from a
  • linen pocket like a toll-collector’s which she wore for the purpose,
  • and encouraged her assistants to renewed exertion.
  • While they were thus employed, a tallish gentleman with a hook nose and
  • black hair, dressed in a military surtout very short and tight in the
  • sleeves, and which had once been frogged and braided all over, but was
  • now sadly shorn of its garniture and quite threadbare--dressed too in
  • ancient grey pantaloons fitting tight to the leg, and a pair of pumps
  • in the winter of their existence--looked in at the door and smiled
  • affably. Mrs Jarley’s back being then towards him, the military
  • gentleman shook his forefinger as a sign that her myrmidons were not to
  • apprise her of his presence, and stealing up close behind her, tapped
  • her on the neck, and cried playfully ‘Boh!’
  • ‘What, Mr Slum!’ cried the lady of the wax-work. ‘Lot! who’d have
  • thought of seeing you here!’
  • ‘’Pon my soul and honour,’ said Mr Slum, ‘that’s a good remark. ‘Pon
  • my soul and honour that’s a wise remark. Who would have thought it!
  • George, my faithful feller, how are you?’
  • George received this advance with a surly indifference, observing that
  • he was well enough for the matter of that, and hammering lustily all
  • the time.
  • ‘I came here,’ said the military gentleman turning to Mrs Jarley--‘’pon
  • my soul and honour I hardly know what I came here for. It would
  • puzzle me to tell you, it would by Gad. I wanted a little inspiration,
  • a little freshening up, a little change of ideas, and-- ‘Pon my soul
  • and honour,’ said the military gentleman, checking himself and looking
  • round the room, ‘what a devilish classical thing this is! by Gad, it’s
  • quite Minervian.’
  • ‘It’ll look well enough when it comes to be finished,’ observed Mrs
  • Jarley.
  • ‘Well enough!’ said Mr Slum. ‘Will you believe me when I say it’s the
  • delight of my life to have dabbled in poetry, when I think I’ve
  • exercised my pen upon this charming theme? By the way--any orders? Is
  • there any little thing I can do for you?’
  • ‘It comes so very expensive, sir,’ replied Mrs Jarley, ‘and I really
  • don’t think it does much good.’
  • ‘Hush! No, no!’ returned Mr Slum, elevating his hand. ‘No fibs. I’ll
  • not hear it. Don’t say it don’t do good. Don’t say it. I know
  • better!’
  • ‘I don’t think it does,’ said Mrs Jarley.
  • ‘Ha, ha!’ cried Mr Slum, ‘you’re giving way, you’re coming down. Ask
  • the perfumers, ask the blacking-makers, ask the hatters, ask the old
  • lottery-office-keepers--ask any man among ‘em what my poetry has done
  • for him, and mark my words, he blesses the name of Slum. If he’s an
  • honest man, he raises his eyes to heaven, and blesses the name of
  • Slum--mark that! You are acquainted with Westminster Abbey, Mrs
  • Jarley?’
  • ‘Yes, surely.’
  • ‘Then upon my soul and honour, ma’am, you’ll find in a certain angle of
  • that dreary pile, called Poets’ Corner, a few smaller names than Slum,’
  • retorted that gentleman, tapping himself expressively on the forehead
  • to imply that there was some slight quantity of brain behind it. ‘I’ve
  • got a little trifle here, now,’ said Mr Slum, taking off his hat which
  • was full of scraps of paper, ‘a little trifle here, thrown off in the
  • heat of the moment, which I should say was exactly the thing you wanted
  • to set this place on fire with. It’s an acrostic--the name at this
  • moment is Warren, and the idea’s a convertible one, and a positive
  • inspiration for Jarley. Have the acrostic.’
  • ‘I suppose it’s very dear,’ said Mrs Jarley.
  • ‘Five shillings,’ returned Mr Slum, using his pencil as a toothpick.
  • ‘Cheaper than any prose.’
  • ‘I couldn’t give more than three,’ said Mrs Jarley.
  • ‘--And six,’ retorted Slum. ‘Come. Three-and-six.’
  • Mrs Jarley was not proof against the poet’s insinuating manner, and Mr
  • Slum entered the order in a small note-book as a three-and-sixpenny
  • one. Mr Slum then withdrew to alter the acrostic, after taking a most
  • affectionate leave of his patroness, and promising to return, as soon
  • as he possibly could, with a fair copy for the printer.
  • As his presence had not interfered with or interrupted the
  • preparations, they were now far advanced, and were completed shortly
  • after his departure. When the festoons were all put up as tastily as
  • they might be, the stupendous collection was uncovered, and there were
  • displayed, on a raised platform some two feet from the floor, running
  • round the room and parted from the rude public by a crimson rope breast
  • high, divers sprightly effigies of celebrated characters, singly and in
  • groups, clad in glittering dresses of various climes and times, and
  • standing more or less unsteadily upon their legs, with their eyes very
  • wide open, and their nostrils very much inflated, and the muscles of
  • their legs and arms very strongly developed, and all their countenances
  • expressing great surprise. All the gentlemen were very pigeon-breasted
  • and very blue about the beards; and all the ladies were miraculous
  • figures; and all the ladies and all the gentlemen were looking
  • intensely nowhere, and staring with extraordinary earnestness at
  • nothing.
  • When Nell had exhausted her first raptures at this glorious sight, Mrs
  • Jarley ordered the room to be cleared of all but herself and the child,
  • and, sitting herself down in an arm-chair in the centre, formally
  • invested Nell with a willow wand, long used by herself for pointing out
  • the characters, and was at great pains to instruct her in her duty.
  • ‘That,’ said Mrs Jarley in her exhibition tone, as Nell touched a
  • figure at the beginning of the platform, ‘is an unfortunate Maid of
  • Honour in the Time of Queen Elizabeth, who died from pricking her
  • finger in consequence of working upon a Sunday. Observe the blood
  • which is trickling from her finger; also the gold-eyed needle of the
  • period, with which she is at work.’
  • All this, Nell repeated twice or thrice: pointing to the finger and the
  • needle at the right times: and then passed on to the next.
  • ‘That, ladies and gentlemen,’ said Mrs Jarley, ‘is Jasper Packlemerton
  • of atrocious memory, who courted and married fourteen wives, and
  • destroyed them all, by tickling the soles of their feet when they were
  • sleeping in the consciousness of innocence and virtue. On being
  • brought to the scaffold and asked if he was sorry for what he had done,
  • he replied yes, he was sorry for having let ‘em off so easy, and hoped
  • all Christian husbands would pardon him the offence. Let this be a
  • warning to all young ladies to be particular in the character of the
  • gentlemen of their choice. Observe that his fingers are curled as if
  • in the act of tickling, and that his face is represented with a wink,
  • as he appeared when committing his barbarous murders.’
  • When Nell knew all about Mr Packlemerton, and could say it without
  • faltering, Mrs Jarley passed on to the fat man, and then to the thin
  • man, the tall man, the short man, the old lady who died of dancing at a
  • hundred and thirty-two, the wild boy of the woods, the woman who
  • poisoned fourteen families with pickled walnuts, and other historical
  • characters and interesting but misguided individuals. And so well did
  • Nell profit by her instructions, and so apt was she to remember them,
  • that by the time they had been shut up together for a couple of hours,
  • she was in full possession of the history of the whole establishment,
  • and perfectly competent to the enlightenment of visitors.
  • Mrs Jarley was not slow to express her admiration at this happy result,
  • and carried her young friend and pupil to inspect the remaining
  • arrangements within doors, by virtue of which the passage had been
  • already converted into a grove of green-baize hung with the inscription
  • she had already seen (Mr Slum’s productions), and a highly ornamented
  • table placed at the upper end for Mrs Jarley herself, at which she was
  • to preside and take the money, in company with his Majesty King George
  • the Third, Mr Grimaldi as clown, Mary Queen of Scots, an anonymous
  • gentleman of the Quaker persuasion, and Mr Pitt holding in his hand a
  • correct model of the bill for the imposition of the window duty. The
  • preparations without doors had not been neglected either; a nun of
  • great personal attractions was telling her beads on the little portico
  • over the door; and a brigand with the blackest possible head of hair,
  • and the clearest possible complexion, was at that moment going round
  • the town in a cart, consulting the miniature of a lady.
  • It now only remained that Mr Slum’s compositions should be judiciously
  • distributed; that the pathetic effusions should find their way to all
  • private houses and tradespeople; and that the parody commencing ‘If I
  • know’d a donkey,’ should be confined to the taverns, and circulated
  • only among the lawyers’ clerks and choice spirits of the place. When
  • this had been done, and Mrs Jarley had waited upon the boarding-schools
  • in person, with a handbill composed expressly for them, in which it was
  • distinctly proved that wax-work refined the mind, cultivated the taste,
  • and enlarged the sphere of the human understanding, that indefatigable
  • lady sat down to dinner, and drank out of the suspicious bottle to a
  • flourishing campaign.
  • CHAPTER 29
  • Unquestionably Mrs Jarley had an inventive genius. In the midst of the
  • various devices for attracting visitors to the exhibition, little Nell
  • was not forgotten. The light cart in which the Brigand usually made
  • his perambulations being gaily dressed with flags and streamers, and
  • the Brigand placed therein, contemplating the miniature of his beloved
  • as usual, Nell was accommodated with a seat beside him, decorated with
  • artificial flowers, and in this state and ceremony rode slowly through
  • the town every morning, dispersing handbills from a basket, to the
  • sound of drum and trumpet. The beauty of the child, coupled with her
  • gentle and timid bearing, produced quite a sensation in the little
  • country place. The Brigand, heretofore a source of exclusive interest
  • in the streets, became a mere secondary consideration, and to be
  • important only as a part of the show of which she was the chief
  • attraction. Grown-up folks began to be interested in the bright-eyed
  • girl, and some score of little boys fell desperately in love, and
  • constantly left enclosures of nuts and apples, directed in small-text,
  • at the wax-work door.
  • This desirable impression was not lost on Mrs Jarley, who, lest Nell
  • should become too cheap, soon sent the Brigand out alone again, and
  • kept her in the exhibition room, where she described the figures every
  • half-hour to the great satisfaction of admiring audiences. And these
  • audiences were of a very superior description, including a great many
  • young ladies’ boarding-schools, whose favour Mrs Jarley had been at
  • great pains to conciliate, by altering the face and costume of Mr
  • Grimaldi as clown to represent Mr Lindley Murray as he appeared when
  • engaged in the composition of his English Grammar, and turning a
  • murderess of great renown into Mrs Hannah More--both of which
  • likenesses were admitted by Miss Monflathers, who was at the head of
  • the head Boarding and Day Establishment in the town, and who
  • condescended to take a Private View with eight chosen young ladies, to
  • be quite startling from their extreme correctness. Mr Pitt in a
  • nightcap and bedgown, and without his boots, represented the poet
  • Cowper with perfect exactness; and Mary Queen of Scots in a dark wig,
  • white shirt-collar, and male attire, was such a complete image of Lord
  • Byron that the young ladies quite screamed when they saw it. Miss
  • Monflathers, however, rebuked this enthusiasm, and took occasion to
  • reprove Mrs Jarley for not keeping her collection more select:
  • observing that His Lordship had held certain opinions quite
  • incompatible with wax-work honours, and adding something about a Dean
  • and Chapter, which Mrs Jarley did not understand.
  • Although her duties were sufficiently laborious, Nell found in the lady
  • of the caravan a very kind and considerate person, who had not only a
  • peculiar relish for being comfortable herself, but for making everybody
  • about her comfortable also; which latter taste, it may be remarked, is,
  • even in persons who live in much finer places than caravans, a far more
  • rare and uncommon one than the first, and is not by any means its
  • necessary consequence. As her popularity procured her various little
  • fees from the visitors on which her patroness never demanded any toll,
  • and as her grandfather too was well-treated and useful, she had no
  • cause of anxiety in connexion with the wax-work, beyond that which
  • sprung from her recollection of Quilp, and her fears that he might
  • return and one day suddenly encounter them.
  • Quilp indeed was a perpetual night-mare to the child, who was
  • constantly haunted by a vision of his ugly face and stunted figure.
  • She slept, for their better security, in the room where the wax-work
  • figures were, and she never retired to this place at night but she
  • tortured herself--she could not help it--with imagining a resemblance,
  • in some one or other of their death-like faces, to the dwarf, and this
  • fancy would sometimes so gain upon her that she would almost believe he
  • had removed the figure and stood within the clothes. Then there were
  • so many of them with their great glassy eyes--and, as they stood one
  • behind the other all about her bed, they looked so like living
  • creatures, and yet so unlike in their grim stillness and silence, that
  • she had a kind of terror of them for their own sakes, and would often
  • lie watching their dusky figures until she was obliged to rise and
  • light a candle, or go and sit at the open window and feel a
  • companionship in the bright stars. At these times, she would recall
  • the old house and the window at which she used to sit alone; and then
  • she would think of poor Kit and all his kindness, until the tears came
  • into her eyes, and she would weep and smile together.
  • Often and anxiously at this silent hour, her thoughts reverted to her
  • grandfather, and she would wonder how much he remembered of their
  • former life, and whether he was ever really mindful of the change in
  • their condition and of their late helplessness and destitution. When
  • they were wandering about, she seldom thought of this, but now she
  • could not help considering what would become of them if he fell sick,
  • or her own strength were to fail her. He was very patient and willing,
  • happy to execute any little task, and glad to be of use; but he was in
  • the same listless state, with no prospect of improvement--a mere
  • child--a poor, thoughtless, vacant creature--a harmless fond old man,
  • susceptible of tender love and regard for her, and of pleasant and
  • painful impressions, but alive to nothing more. It made her very sad
  • to know that this was so--so sad to see it that sometimes when he sat
  • idly by, smiling and nodding to her when she looked round, or when he
  • caressed some little child and carried it to and fro, as he was fond of
  • doing by the hour together, perplexed by its simple questions, yet
  • patient under his own infirmity, and seeming almost conscious of it
  • too, and humbled even before the mind of an infant--so sad it made her
  • to see him thus, that she would burst into tears, and, withdrawing into
  • some secret place, fall down upon her knees and pray that he might be
  • restored.
  • But, the bitterness of her grief was not in beholding him in this
  • condition, when he was at least content and tranquil, nor in her
  • solitary meditations on his altered state, though these were trials for
  • a young heart. Cause for deeper and heavier sorrow was yet to come.
  • One evening, a holiday night with them, Nell and her grandfather went
  • out to walk. They had been rather closely confined for some days, and
  • the weather being warm, they strolled a long distance. Clear of the
  • town, they took a footpath which struck through some pleasant fields,
  • judging that it would terminate in the road they quitted and enable
  • them to return that way. It made, however, a much wider circuit than
  • they had supposed, and thus they were tempted onward until sunset, when
  • they reached the track of which they were in search, and stopped to
  • rest.
  • It had been gradually getting overcast, and now the sky was dark and
  • lowering, save where the glory of the departing sun piled up masses of
  • gold and burning fire, decaying embers of which gleamed here and there
  • through the black veil, and shone redly down upon the earth. The wind
  • began to moan in hollow murmurs, as the sun went down carrying glad day
  • elsewhere; and a train of dull clouds coming up against it, menaced
  • thunder and lightning. Large drops of rain soon began to fall, and, as
  • the storm clouds came sailing onward, others supplied the void they
  • left behind and spread over all the sky. Then was heard the low
  • rumbling of distant thunder, then the lightning quivered, and then the
  • darkness of an hour seemed to have gathered in an instant.
  • Fearful of taking shelter beneath a tree or hedge, the old man and the
  • child hurried along the high road, hoping to find some house in which
  • they could seek a refuge from the storm, which had now burst forth in
  • earnest, and every moment increased in violence. Drenched with the
  • pelting rain, confused by the deafening thunder, and bewildered by the
  • glare of the forked lightning, they would have passed a solitary house
  • without being aware of its vicinity, had not a man, who was standing at
  • the door, called lustily to them to enter.
  • ‘Your ears ought to be better than other folks’ at any rate, if you
  • make so little of the chance of being struck blind,’ he said,
  • retreating from the door and shading his eyes with his hands as the
  • jagged lightning came again. ‘What were you going past for, eh?’ he
  • added, as he closed the door and led the way along a passage to a room
  • behind.
  • ‘We didn’t see the house, sir, till we heard you calling,’ Nell replied.
  • ‘No wonder,’ said the man, ‘with this lightning in one’s eyes,
  • by-the-by. You had better stand by the fire here, and dry yourselves a
  • bit. You can call for what you like if you want anything. If you
  • don’t want anything, you are not obliged to give an order. Don’t be
  • afraid of that. This is a public-house, that’s all. The Valiant
  • Soldier is pretty well known hereabouts.’
  • ‘Is this house called the Valiant Soldier, Sir?’ asked Nell.
  • ‘I thought everybody knew that,’ replied the landlord. ‘Where have you
  • come from, if you don’t know the Valiant Soldier as well as the church
  • catechism? This is the Valiant Soldier, by James Groves--Jem
  • Groves--honest Jem Groves, as is a man of unblemished moral character,
  • and has a good dry skittle-ground. If any man has got anything to say
  • again Jem Groves, let him say it TO Jem Groves, and Jem Groves can
  • accommodate him with a customer on any terms from four pound a side to
  • forty.
  • With these words, the speaker tapped himself on the waistcoat to
  • intimate that he was the Jem Groves so highly eulogized; sparred
  • scientifically at a counterfeit Jem Groves, who was sparring at society
  • in general from a black frame over the chimney-piece; and, applying a
  • half-emptied glass of spirits and water to his lips, drank Jem Groves’s
  • health.
  • The night being warm, there was a large screen drawn across the room,
  • for a barrier against the heat of the fire. It seemed as if somebody
  • on the other side of this screen had been insinuating doubts of Mr
  • Groves’s prowess, and had thereby given rise to these egotistical
  • expressions, for Mr Groves wound up his defiance by giving a loud knock
  • upon it with his knuckles and pausing for a reply from the other side.
  • ‘There an’t many men,’ said Mr Groves, no answer being returned, ‘who
  • would ventur’ to cross Jem Groves under his own roof. There’s only one
  • man, I know, that has nerve enough for that, and that man’s not a
  • hundred mile from here neither. But he’s worth a dozen men, and I let
  • him say of me whatever he likes in consequence--he knows that.’
  • In return for this complimentary address, a very gruff hoarse voice
  • bade Mr Groves ‘hold his noise and light a candle.’ And the same voice
  • remarked that the same gentleman ‘needn’t waste his breath in brag, for
  • most people knew pretty well what sort of stuff he was made of.’
  • ‘Nell, they’re--they’re playing cards,’ whispered the old man, suddenly
  • interested. ‘Don’t you hear them?’
  • ‘Look sharp with that candle,’ said the voice; ‘it’s as much as I can
  • do to see the pips on the cards as it is; and get this shutter closed
  • as quick as you can, will you? Your beer will be the worse for
  • to-night’s thunder I expect.--Game! Seven-and-sixpence to me, old
  • Isaac. Hand over.’
  • ‘Do you hear, Nell, do you hear them?’ whispered the old man again,
  • with increased earnestness, as the money chinked upon the table.
  • ‘I haven’t seen such a storm as this,’ said a sharp cracked voice of
  • most disagreeable quality, when a tremendous peal of thunder had died
  • away, ‘since the night when old Luke Withers won thirteen times running
  • on the red. We all said he had the Devil’s luck and his own, and as it
  • was the kind of night for the Devil to be out and busy, I suppose he
  • was looking over his shoulder, if anybody could have seen him.’
  • ‘Ah!’ returned the gruff voice; ‘for all old Luke’s winning through
  • thick and thin of late years, I remember the time when he was the
  • unluckiest and unfortunatest of men. He never took a dice-box in his
  • hand, or held a card, but he was plucked, pigeoned, and cleaned out
  • completely.’
  • ‘Do you hear what he says?’ whispered the old man. ‘Do you hear that,
  • Nell?’
  • The child saw with astonishment and alarm that his whole appearance had
  • undergone a complete change. His face was flushed and eager, his eyes
  • were strained, his teeth set, his breath came short and thick, and the
  • hand he laid upon her arm trembled so violently that she shook beneath
  • its grasp.
  • ‘Bear witness,’ he muttered, looking upward, ‘that I always said it;
  • that I knew it, dreamed of it, felt it was the truth, and that it must
  • be so! What money have we, Nell? Come! I saw you with money
  • yesterday. What money have we? Give it to me.’
  • ‘No, no, let me keep it, grandfather,’ said the frightened child. ‘Let
  • us go away from here. Do not mind the rain. Pray let us go.’
  • ‘Give it to me, I say,’ returned the old man fiercely. ‘Hush, hush,
  • don’t cry, Nell. If I spoke sharply, dear, I didn’t mean it. It’s for
  • thy good. I have wronged thee, Nell, but I will right thee yet, I will
  • indeed. Where is the money?’
  • ‘Do not take it,’ said the child. ‘Pray do not take it, dear. For
  • both our sakes let me keep it, or let me throw it away--better let me
  • throw it away, than you take it now. Let us go; do let us go.’
  • ‘Give me the money,’ returned the old man, ‘I must have it.
  • There--there--that’s my dear Nell. I’ll right thee one day, child,
  • I’ll right thee, never fear!’
  • She took from her pocket a little purse. He seized it with the same
  • rapid impatience which had characterised his speech, and hastily made
  • his way to the other side of the screen. It was impossible to restrain
  • him, and the trembling child followed close behind.
  • The landlord had placed a light upon the table, and was engaged in
  • drawing the curtain of the window. The speakers whom they had heard
  • were two men, who had a pack of cards and some silver money between
  • them, while upon the screen itself the games they had played were
  • scored in chalk. The man with the rough voice was a burly fellow of
  • middle age, with large black whiskers, broad cheeks, a coarse wide
  • mouth, and bull neck, which was pretty freely displayed as his shirt
  • collar was only confined by a loose red neckerchief. He wore his hat,
  • which was of a brownish-white, and had beside him a thick knotted
  • stick. The other man, whom his companion had called Isaac, was of a
  • more slender figure--stooping, and high in the shoulders--with a very
  • ill-favoured face, and a most sinister and villainous squint.
  • ‘Now old gentleman,’ said Isaac, looking round. ‘Do you know either of
  • us? This side of the screen is private, sir.’
  • ‘No offence, I hope,’ returned the old man.
  • ‘But by G--, sir, there is offence,’ said the other, interrupting him,
  • ‘when you intrude yourself upon a couple of gentlemen who are
  • particularly engaged.’
  • ‘I had no intention to offend,’ said the old man, looking anxiously at
  • the cards. ‘I thought that--’
  • ‘But you had no right to think, sir,’ retorted the other. ‘What the
  • devil has a man at your time of life to do with thinking?’
  • ‘Now bully boy,’ said the stout man, raising his eyes from his cards
  • for the first time, ‘can’t you let him speak?’
  • The landlord, who had apparently resolved to remain neutral until he
  • knew which side of the question the stout man would espouse, chimed in
  • at this place with ‘Ah, to be sure, can’t you let him speak, Isaac
  • List?’
  • ‘Can’t I let him speak,’ sneered Isaac in reply, mimicking as nearly as
  • he could, in his shrill voice, the tones of the landlord. ‘Yes, I can
  • let him speak, Jemmy Groves.’
  • ‘Well then, do it, will you?’ said the landlord.
  • Mr List’s squint assumed a portentous character, which seemed to
  • threaten a prolongation of this controversy, when his companion, who
  • had been looking sharply at the old man, put a timely stop to it.
  • ‘Who knows,’ said he, with a cunning look, ‘but the gentleman may have
  • civilly meant to ask if he might have the honour to take a hand with
  • us!’
  • ‘I did mean it,’ cried the old man. ‘That is what I mean. That is
  • what I want now!’
  • ‘I thought so,’ returned the same man. ‘Then who knows but the
  • gentleman, anticipating our objection to play for love, civilly desired
  • to play for money?’
  • The old man replied by shaking the little purse in his eager hand, and
  • then throwing it down upon the table, and gathering up the cards as a
  • miser would clutch at gold.
  • ‘Oh! That indeed,’ said Isaac; ‘if that’s what the gentleman meant, I
  • beg the gentleman’s pardon. Is this the gentleman’s little purse? A
  • very pretty little purse. Rather a light purse,’ added Isaac, throwing
  • it into the air and catching it dexterously, ‘but enough to amuse a
  • gentleman for half an hour or so.’
  • ‘We’ll make a four-handed game of it, and take in Groves,’ said the
  • stout man. ‘Come, Jemmy.’
  • The landlord, who conducted himself like one who was well used to such
  • little parties, approached the table and took his seat. The child, in
  • a perfect agony, drew her grandfather aside, and implored him, even
  • then, to come away.
  • ‘Come; and we may be so happy,’ said the child.
  • ‘We WILL be happy,’ replied the old man hastily. ‘Let me go, Nell.
  • The means of happiness are on the cards and the dice. We must rise
  • from little winnings to great. There’s little to be won here; but
  • great will come in time. I shall but win back my own, and it’s all for
  • thee, my darling.’
  • ‘God help us!’ cried the child. ‘Oh! what hard fortune brought us
  • here?’
  • ‘Hush!’ rejoined the old man laying his hand upon her mouth, ‘Fortune
  • will not bear chiding. We must not reproach her, or she shuns us; I
  • have found that out.’
  • ‘Now, mister,’ said the stout man. ‘If you’re not coming yourself,
  • give us the cards, will you?’
  • ‘I am coming,’ cried the old man. ‘Sit thee down, Nell, sit thee down
  • and look on. Be of good heart, it’s all for thee--all--every penny.
  • I don’t tell them, no, no, or else they wouldn’t play, dreading the
  • chance that such a cause must give me. Look at them. See what they
  • are and what thou art. Who doubts that we must win!’
  • ‘The gentleman has thought better of it, and isn’t coming,’ said Isaac,
  • making as though he would rise from the table. ‘I’m sorry the
  • gentleman’s daunted--nothing venture, nothing have--but the gentleman
  • knows best.’
  • ‘Why I am ready. You have all been slow but me,’ said the old man. ‘I
  • wonder who is more anxious to begin than I.’
  • As he spoke he drew a chair to the table; and the other three closing
  • round it at the same time, the game commenced.
  • The child sat by, and watched its progress with a troubled mind.
  • Regardless of the run of luck, and mindful only of the desperate
  • passion which had its hold upon her grandfather, losses and gains were
  • to her alike. Exulting in some brief triumph, or cast down by a
  • defeat, there he sat so wild and restless, so feverishly and intensely
  • anxious, so terribly eager, so ravenous for the paltry stakes, that she
  • could have almost better borne to see him dead. And yet she was the
  • innocent cause of all this torture, and he, gambling with such a savage
  • thirst for gain as the most insatiable gambler never felt, had not one
  • selfish thought!
  • On the contrary, the other three--knaves and gamesters by their
  • trade--while intent upon their game, were yet as cool and quiet as if
  • every virtue had been centered in their breasts. Sometimes one would
  • look up to smile to another, or to snuff the feeble candle, or to
  • glance at the lightning as it shot through the open window and
  • fluttering curtain, or to listen to some louder peal of thunder than
  • the rest, with a kind of momentary impatience, as if it put him out;
  • but there they sat, with a calm indifference to everything but their
  • cards, perfect philosophers in appearance, and with no greater show of
  • passion or excitement than if they had been made of stone.
  • The storm had raged for full three hours; the lightning had grown
  • fainter and less frequent; the thunder, from seeming to roll and break
  • above their heads, had gradually died away into a deep hoarse distance;
  • and still the game went on, and still the anxious child was quite
  • forgotten.
  • CHAPTER 30
  • At length the play came to an end, and Mr Isaac List rose the only
  • winner. Mat and the landlord bore their losses with professional
  • fortitude. Isaac pocketed his gains with the air of a man who had
  • quite made up his mind to win, all along, and was neither surprised nor
  • pleased.
  • Nell’s little purse was exhausted; but although it lay empty by his
  • side, and the other players had now risen from the table, the old man
  • sat poring over the cards, dealing them as they had been dealt before,
  • and turning up the different hands to see what each man would have held
  • if they had still been playing. He was quite absorbed in this
  • occupation, when the child drew near and laid her hand upon his
  • shoulder, telling him it was near midnight.
  • ‘See the curse of poverty, Nell,’ he said, pointing to the packs he had
  • spread out upon the table. ‘If I could have gone on a little longer,
  • only a little longer, the luck would have turned on my side. Yes, it’s
  • as plain as the marks upon the cards. See here--and there--and here
  • again.’
  • ‘Put them away,’ urged the child. ‘Try to forget them.’
  • ‘Try to forget them!’ he rejoined, raising his haggard face to hers,
  • and regarding her with an incredulous stare. ‘To forget them! How are
  • we ever to grow rich if I forget them?’
  • The child could only shake her head.
  • ‘No, no, Nell,’ said the old man, patting her cheek; ‘they must not be
  • forgotten. We must make amends for this as soon as we can.
  • Patience--patience, and we’ll right thee yet, I promise thee. Lose
  • to-day, win to-morrow. And nothing can be won without anxiety and
  • care--nothing. Come, I am ready.’
  • ‘Do you know what the time is?’ said Mr Groves, who was smoking with
  • his friends. ‘Past twelve o’clock--’
  • ‘--And a rainy night,’ added the stout man.
  • ‘The Valiant Soldier, by James Groves. Good beds. Cheap entertainment
  • for man and beast,’ said Mr Groves, quoting his sign-board. ‘Half-past
  • twelve o’clock.’
  • ‘It’s very late,’ said the uneasy child. ‘I wish we had gone before.
  • What will they think of us! It will be two o’clock by the time we get
  • back. What would it cost, sir, if we stopped here?’
  • ‘Two good beds, one-and-sixpence; supper and beer one shilling; total
  • two shillings and sixpence,’ replied the Valiant Soldier.
  • Now, Nell had still the piece of gold sewn in her dress; and when she
  • came to consider the lateness of the hour, and the somnolent habits of
  • Mrs Jarley, and to imagine the state of consternation in which they
  • would certainly throw that good lady by knocking her up in the middle
  • of the night--and when she reflected, on the other hand, that if they
  • remained where they were, and rose early in the morning, they might get
  • back before she awoke, and could plead the violence of the storm by
  • which they had been overtaken, as a good apology for their absence--she
  • decided, after a great deal of hesitation, to remain. She therefore
  • took her grandfather aside, and telling him that she had still enough
  • left to defray the cost of their lodging, proposed that they should
  • stay there for the night.
  • ‘If I had had but that money before--If I had only known of it a few
  • minutes ago!’ muttered the old man.
  • ‘We will decide to stop here if you please,’ said Nell, turning hastily
  • to the landlord.
  • ‘I think that’s prudent,’ returned Mr Groves. ‘You shall have your
  • suppers directly.’
  • Accordingly, when Mr Groves had smoked his pipe out, knocked out the
  • ashes, and placed it carefully in a corner of the fire-place, with the
  • bowl downwards, he brought in the bread and cheese, and beer, with many
  • high encomiums upon their excellence, and bade his guests fall to, and
  • make themselves at home. Nell and her grandfather ate sparingly, for
  • both were occupied with their own reflections; the other gentlemen, for
  • whose constitutions beer was too weak and tame a liquid, consoled
  • themselves with spirits and tobacco.
  • As they would leave the house very early in the morning, the child was
  • anxious to pay for their entertainment before they retired to bed. But
  • as she felt the necessity of concealing her little hoard from her
  • grandfather, and had to change the piece of gold, she took it secretly
  • from its place of concealment, and embraced an opportunity of following
  • the landlord when he went out of the room, and tendered it to him in
  • the little bar.
  • ‘Will you give me the change here, if you please?’ said the child.
  • Mr James Groves was evidently surprised, and looked at the money, and
  • rang it, and looked at the child, and at the money again, as though he
  • had a mind to inquire how she came by it. The coin being genuine,
  • however, and changed at his house, he probably felt, like a wise
  • landlord, that it was no business of his. At any rate, he counted out
  • the change, and gave it her. The child was returning to the room where
  • they had passed the evening, when she fancied she saw a figure just
  • gliding in at the door. There was nothing but a long dark passage
  • between this door and the place where she had changed the money, and,
  • being very certain that no person had passed in or out while she stood
  • there, the thought struck her that she had been watched.
  • But by whom? When she re-entered the room, she found its inmates
  • exactly as she had left them. The stout fellow lay upon two chairs,
  • resting his head on his hand, and the squinting man reposed in a
  • similar attitude on the opposite side of the table. Between them sat
  • her grandfather, looking intently at the winner with a kind of hungry
  • admiration, and hanging upon his words as if he were some superior
  • being. She was puzzled for a moment, and looked round to see if any
  • else were there. No. Then she asked her grandfather in a whisper
  • whether anybody had left the room while she was absent. ‘No,’ he said,
  • ‘nobody.’
  • It must have been her fancy then; and yet it was strange, that, without
  • anything in her previous thoughts to lead to it, she should have
  • imagined this figure so very distinctly. She was still wondering and
  • thinking of it, when a girl came to light her to bed.
  • The old man took leave of the company at the same time, and they went
  • up stairs together. It was a great, rambling house, with dull
  • corridors and wide staircases which the flaring candles seemed to make
  • more gloomy. She left her grandfather in his chamber, and followed her
  • guide to another, which was at the end of a passage, and approached by
  • some half-dozen crazy steps. This was prepared for her. The girl
  • lingered a little while to talk, and tell her grievances. She had not
  • a good place, she said; the wages were low, and the work was hard. She
  • was going to leave it in a fortnight; the child couldn’t recommend her
  • to another, she supposed? Instead she was afraid another would be
  • difficult to get after living there, for the house had a very
  • indifferent character; there was far too much card-playing, and such
  • like. She was very much mistaken if some of the people who came there
  • oftenest were quite as honest as they might be, but she wouldn’t have
  • it known that she had said so, for the world. Then there were some
  • rambling allusions to a rejected sweetheart, who had threatened to go a
  • soldiering--a final promise of knocking at the door early in the
  • morning--and ‘Good night.’
  • The child did not feel comfortable when she was left alone. She could
  • not help thinking of the figure stealing through the passage down
  • stairs; and what the girl had said did not tend to reassure her. The
  • men were very ill-looking. They might get their living by robbing and
  • murdering travellers. Who could tell?
  • Reasoning herself out of these fears, or losing sight of them for a
  • little while, there came the anxiety to which the adventures of the
  • night gave rise. Here was the old passion awakened again in her
  • grandfather’s breast, and to what further distraction it might tempt
  • him Heaven only knew. What fears their absence might have occasioned
  • already! Persons might be seeking for them even then. Would they be
  • forgiven in the morning, or turned adrift again! Oh! why had they
  • stopped in that strange place? It would have been better, under any
  • circumstances, to have gone on!
  • At last, sleep gradually stole upon her--a broken, fitful sleep,
  • troubled by dreams of falling from high towers, and waking with a start
  • and in great terror. A deeper slumber followed this--and then--What!
  • That figure in the room.
  • A figure was there. Yes, she had drawn up the blind to admit the light
  • when it should be dawn, and there, between the foot of the bed and the
  • dark casement, it crouched and slunk along, groping its way with
  • noiseless hands, and stealing round the bed. She had no voice to cry
  • for help, no power to move, but lay still, watching it.
  • On it came--on, silently and stealthily, to the bed’s head. The breath
  • so near her pillow, that she shrunk back into it, lest those wandering
  • hands should light upon her face. Back again it stole to the
  • window--then turned its head towards her.
  • The dark form was a mere blot upon the lighter darkness of the room,
  • but she saw the turning of the head, and felt and knew how the eyes
  • looked and the ears listened. There it remained, motionless as she.
  • At length, still keeping the face towards her, it busied its hands in
  • something, and she heard the chink of money.
  • Then, on it came again, silent and stealthy as before, and replacing
  • the garments it had taken from the bedside, dropped upon its hands and
  • knees, and crawled away. How slowly it seemed to move, now that she
  • could hear but not see it, creeping along the floor! It reached the
  • door at last, and stood upon its feet. The steps creaked beneath its
  • noiseless tread, and it was gone.
  • The first impulse of the child was to fly from the terror of being by
  • herself in that room--to have somebody by--not to be alone--and then
  • her power of speech would be restored. With no consciousness of having
  • moved, she gained the door.
  • There was the dreadful shadow, pausing at the bottom of the steps.
  • She could not pass it; she might have done so, perhaps, in the darkness
  • without being seized, but her blood curdled at the thought. The figure
  • stood quite still, and so did she; not boldly, but of necessity; for
  • going back into the room was hardly less terrible than going on.
  • The rain beat fast and furiously without, and ran down in plashing
  • streams from the thatched roof. Some summer insect, with no escape
  • into the air, flew blindly to and fro, beating its body against the
  • walls and ceiling, and filling the silent place with murmurs. The
  • figure moved again. The child involuntarily did the same. Once in her
  • grandfather’s room, she would be safe.
  • It crept along the passage until it came to the very door she longed so
  • ardently to reach. The child, in the agony of being so near, had
  • almost darted forward with the design of bursting into the room and
  • closing it behind her, when the figure stopped again.
  • The idea flashed suddenly upon her--what if it entered there, and had a
  • design upon the old man’s life! She turned faint and sick. It did.
  • It went in. There was a light inside. The figure was now within the
  • chamber, and she, still dumb--quite dumb, and almost senseless--stood
  • looking on.
  • The door was partly open. Not knowing what she meant to do, but
  • meaning to preserve him or be killed herself, she staggered forward and
  • looked in. What sight was that which met her view!
  • The bed had not been lain on, but was smooth and empty. And at a table
  • sat the old man himself; the only living creature there; his white face
  • pinched and sharpened by the greediness which made his eyes unnaturally
  • bright--counting the money of which his hands had robbed her.
  • CHAPTER 31
  • With steps more faltering and unsteady than those with which she had
  • approached the room, the child withdrew from the door, and groped her
  • way back to her own chamber. The terror she had lately felt was
  • nothing compared with that which now oppressed her. No strange robber,
  • no treacherous host conniving at the plunder of his guests, or stealing
  • to their beds to kill them in their sleep, no nightly prowler, however
  • terrible and cruel, could have awakened in her bosom half the dread
  • which the recognition of her silent visitor inspired. The grey-headed
  • old man gliding like a ghost into her room and acting the thief while
  • he supposed her fast asleep, then bearing off his prize and hanging
  • over it with the ghastly exultation she had witnessed, was
  • worse--immeasurably worse, and far more dreadful, for the moment, to
  • reflect upon--than anything her wildest fancy could have suggested.
  • If he should return--there was no lock or bolt upon the door, and if,
  • distrustful of having left some money yet behind, he should come back
  • to seek for more--a vague awe and horror surrounded the idea of his
  • slinking in again with stealthy tread, and turning his face toward the
  • empty bed, while she shrank down close at his feet to avoid his touch,
  • which was almost insupportable. She sat and listened. Hark! A
  • footstep on the stairs, and now the door was slowly opening. It was
  • but imagination, yet imagination had all the terrors of reality; nay,
  • it was worse, for the reality would have come and gone, and there an
  • end, but in imagination it was always coming, and never went away.
  • The feeling which beset the child was one of dim uncertain horror. She
  • had no fear of the dear old grandfather, in whose love for her this
  • disease of the brain had been engendered; but the man she had seen that
  • night, wrapt in the game of chance, lurking in her room, and counting
  • the money by the glimmering light, seemed like another creature in his
  • shape, a monstrous distortion of his image, a something to recoil from,
  • and be the more afraid of, because it bore a likeness to him, and kept
  • close about her, as he did. She could scarcely connect her own
  • affectionate companion, save by his loss, with this old man, so like
  • yet so unlike him. She had wept to see him dull and quiet. How much
  • greater cause she had for weeping now!
  • The child sat watching and thinking of these things, until the phantom
  • in her mind so increased in gloom and terror, that she felt it would be
  • a relief to hear the old man’s voice, or, if he were asleep, even to
  • see him, and banish some of the fears that clustered round his image.
  • She stole down the stairs and passage again. The door was still ajar
  • as she had left it, and the candle burning as before.
  • She had her own candle in her hand, prepared to say, if he were waking,
  • that she was uneasy and could not rest, and had come to see if his were
  • still alight. Looking into the room, she saw him lying calmly on his
  • bed, and so took courage to enter.
  • Fast asleep. No passion in the face, no avarice, no anxiety, no wild
  • desire; all gentle, tranquil, and at peace. This was not the gambler,
  • or the shadow in her room; this was not even the worn and jaded man
  • whose face had so often met her own in the grey morning light; this was
  • her dear old friend, her harmless fellow-traveller, her good, kind
  • grandfather.
  • She had no fear as she looked upon his slumbering features, but she had
  • a deep and weighty sorrow, and it found its relief in tears.
  • ‘God bless him!’ said the child, stooping softly to kiss his placid
  • cheek. ‘I see too well now, that they would indeed part us if they
  • found us out, and shut him up from the light of the sun and sky. He
  • has only me to help him. God bless us both!’
  • Lighting her candle, she retreated as silently as she had come, and,
  • gaining her own room once more, sat up during the remainder of that
  • long, long, miserable night.
  • At last the day turned her waning candle pale, and she fell asleep.
  • She was quickly roused by the girl who had shown her up to bed; and, as
  • soon as she was dressed, prepared to go down to her grandfather. But
  • first she searched her pocket and found that her money was all
  • gone--not a sixpence remained.
  • The old man was ready, and in a few seconds they were on their road.
  • The child thought he rather avoided her eye, and appeared to expect
  • that she would tell him of her loss. She felt she must do that, or he
  • might suspect the truth.
  • ‘Grandfather,’ she said in a tremulous voice, after they had walked
  • about a mile in silence, ‘do you think they are honest people at the
  • house yonder?’
  • ‘Why?’ returned the old man trembling. ‘Do I think them honest--yes,
  • they played honestly.’
  • ‘I’ll tell you why I ask,’ rejoined Nell. ‘I lost some money last
  • night--out of my bedroom, I am sure. Unless it was taken by somebody
  • in jest--only in jest, dear grandfather, which would make me laugh
  • heartily if I could but know it--’
  • ‘Who would take money in jest?’ returned the old man in a hurried
  • manner. ‘Those who take money, take it to keep. Don’t talk of jest.’
  • ‘Then it was stolen out of my room, dear,’ said the child, whose last
  • hope was destroyed by the manner of this reply.
  • ‘But is there no more, Nell?’ said the old man; ‘no more anywhere? Was
  • it all taken--every farthing of it--was there nothing left?’
  • ‘Nothing,’ replied the child.
  • ‘We must get more,’ said the old man, ‘we must earn it, Nell, hoard it
  • up, scrape it together, come by it somehow. Never mind this loss.
  • Tell nobody of it, and perhaps we may regain it. Don’t ask how;--we
  • may regain it, and a great deal more;--but tell nobody, or trouble may
  • come of it. And so they took it out of thy room, when thou wert
  • asleep!’ he added in a compassionate tone, very different from the
  • secret, cunning way in which he had spoken until now. ‘Poor Nell, poor
  • little Nell!’
  • The child hung down her head and wept. The sympathising tone in which
  • he spoke, was quite sincere; she was sure of that. It was not the
  • lightest part of her sorrow to know that this was done for her.
  • ‘Not a word about it to any one but me,’ said the old man, ‘no, not
  • even to me,’ he added hastily, ‘for it can do no good. All the losses
  • that ever were, are not worth tears from thy eyes, darling. Why should
  • they be, when we will win them back?’
  • ‘Let them go,’ said the child looking up. ‘Let them go, once and for
  • ever, and I would never shed another tear if every penny had been a
  • thousand pounds.’
  • ‘Well, well,’ returned the old man, checking himself as some impetuous
  • answer rose to his lips, ‘she knows no better. I ought to be thankful
  • of it.’
  • ‘But listen to me,’ said the child earnestly, ‘will you listen to me?’
  • ‘Aye, aye, I’ll listen,’ returned the old man, still without looking at
  • her; ‘a pretty voice. It has always a sweet sound to me. It always
  • had when it was her mother’s, poor child.’
  • ‘Let me persuade you, then--oh, do let me persuade you,’ said the
  • child, ‘to think no more of gains or losses, and to try no fortune but
  • the fortune we pursue together.’
  • ‘We pursue this aim together,’ retorted her grandfather, still looking
  • away and seeming to confer with himself. ‘Whose image sanctifies the
  • game?’
  • ‘Have we been worse off,’ resumed the child, ‘since you forgot these
  • cares, and we have been travelling on together? Have we not been much
  • better and happier without a home to shelter us, than ever we were in
  • that unhappy house, when they were on your mind?’
  • ‘She speaks the truth,’ murmured the old man in the same tone as
  • before. ‘It must not turn me, but it is the truth; no doubt it is.’
  • ‘Only remember what we have been since that bright morning when we
  • turned our backs upon it for the last time,’ said Nell, ‘only remember
  • what we have been since we have been free of all those miseries--what
  • peaceful days and quiet nights we have had--what pleasant times we have
  • known--what happiness we have enjoyed. If we have been tired or
  • hungry, we have been soon refreshed, and slept the sounder for it.
  • Think what beautiful things we have seen, and how contented we have
  • felt. And why was this blessed change?’
  • He stopped her with a motion of his hand, and bade her talk to him no
  • more just then, for he was busy. After a time he kissed her cheek,
  • still motioning her to silence, and walked on, looking far before him,
  • and sometimes stopping and gazing with a puckered brow upon the ground,
  • as if he were painfully trying to collect his disordered thoughts.
  • Once she saw tears in his eyes. When he had gone on thus for some
  • time, he took her hand in his as he was accustomed to do, with nothing
  • of the violence or animation of his late manner; and so, by degrees so
  • fine that the child could not trace them, he settled down into his
  • usual quiet way, and suffered her to lead him where she would.
  • When they presented themselves in the midst of the stupendous
  • collection, they found, as Nell had anticipated, that Mrs Jarley was
  • not yet out of bed, and that, although she had suffered some uneasiness
  • on their account overnight, and had indeed sat up for them until past
  • eleven o’clock, she had retired in the persuasion, that, being
  • overtaken by storm at some distance from home, they had sought the
  • nearest shelter, and would not return before morning. Nell immediately
  • applied herself with great assiduity to the decoration and preparation
  • of the room, and had the satisfaction of completing her task, and
  • dressing herself neatly, before the beloved of the Royal Family came
  • down to breakfast.
  • ‘We haven’t had,’ said Mrs Jarley when the meal was over, ‘more than
  • eight of Miss Monflathers’s young ladies all the time we’ve been here,
  • and there’s twenty-six of ‘em, as I was told by the cook when I asked
  • her a question or two and put her on the free-list. We must try ‘em
  • with a parcel of new bills, and you shall take it, my dear, and see
  • what effect that has upon ‘em.’
  • The proposed expedition being one of paramount importance, Mrs Jarley
  • adjusted Nell’s bonnet with her own hands, and declaring that she
  • certainly did look very pretty, and reflected credit on the
  • establishment, dismissed her with many commendations, and certain
  • needful directions as to the turnings on the right which she was to
  • take, and the turnings on the left which she was to avoid. Thus
  • instructed, Nell had no difficulty in finding out Miss Monflathers’s
  • Boarding and Day Establishment, which was a large house, with a high
  • wall, and a large garden-gate with a large brass plate, and a small
  • grating through which Miss Monflathers’s parlour-maid inspected all
  • visitors before admitting them; for nothing in the shape of a man--no,
  • not even a milkman--was suffered, without special license, to pass that
  • gate. Even the tax-gatherer, who was stout, and wore spectacles and a
  • broad-brimmed hat, had the taxes handed through the grating. More
  • obdurate than gate of adamant or brass, this gate of Miss Monflathers’s
  • frowned on all mankind. The very butcher respected it as a gate of
  • mystery, and left off whistling when he rang the bell.
  • As Nell approached the awful door, it turned slowly upon its hinges
  • with a creaking noise, and, forth from the solemn grove beyond, came a
  • long file of young ladies, two and two, all with open books in their
  • hands, and some with parasols likewise. And last of the goodly
  • procession came Miss Monflathers, bearing herself a parasol of lilac
  • silk, and supported by two smiling teachers, each mortally envious of
  • the other, and devoted unto Miss Monflathers.
  • Confused by the looks and whispers of the girls, Nell stood with
  • downcast eyes and suffered the procession to pass on, until Miss
  • Monflathers, bringing up the rear, approached her, when she curtseyed
  • and presented her little packet; on receipt whereof Miss Monflathers
  • commanded that the line should halt.
  • ‘You’re the wax-work child, are you not?’ said Miss Monflathers.
  • ‘Yes, ma’am,’ replied Nell, colouring deeply, for the young ladies had
  • collected about her, and she was the centre on which all eyes were
  • fixed.
  • ‘And don’t you think you must be a very wicked little child,’ said Miss
  • Monflathers, who was of rather uncertain temper, and lost no
  • opportunity of impressing moral truths upon the tender minds of the
  • young ladies, ‘to be a wax-work child at all?’
  • Poor Nell had never viewed her position in this light, and not knowing
  • what to say, remained silent, blushing more deeply than before.
  • ‘Don’t you know,’ said Miss Monflathers, ‘that it’s very naughty and
  • unfeminine, and a perversion of the properties wisely and benignantly
  • transmitted to us, with expansive powers to be roused from their
  • dormant state through the medium of cultivation?’
  • The two teachers murmured their respectful approval of this
  • home-thrust, and looked at Nell as though they would have said that
  • there indeed Miss Monflathers had hit her very hard. Then they smiled
  • and glanced at Miss Monflathers, and then, their eyes meeting, they
  • exchanged looks which plainly said that each considered herself smiler
  • in ordinary to Miss Monflathers, and regarded the other as having no
  • right to smile, and that her so doing was an act of presumption and
  • impertinence.
  • ‘Don’t you feel how naughty it is of you,’ resumed Miss Monflathers,
  • ‘to be a wax-work child, when you might have the proud consciousness of
  • assisting, to the extent of your infant powers, the manufactures of
  • your country; of improving your mind by the constant contemplation of
  • the steam-engine; and of earning a comfortable and independent
  • subsistence of from two-and-ninepence to three shillings per week?
  • Don’t you know that the harder you are at work, the happier you are?’
  • ‘“How doth the little--“’ murmured one of the teachers, in quotation
  • from Doctor Watts.
  • ‘Eh?’ said Miss Monflathers, turning smartly round. ‘Who said that?’
  • Of course the teacher who had not said it, indicated the rival who had,
  • whom Miss Monflathers frowningly requested to hold her peace; by that
  • means throwing the informing teacher into raptures of joy.
  • ‘The little busy bee,’ said Miss Monflathers, drawing herself up, ‘is
  • applicable only to genteel children.
  • “In books, or work, or healthful play”
  • is quite right as far as they are concerned; and the work means
  • painting on velvet, fancy needle-work, or embroidery. In such cases as
  • these,’ pointing to Nell, with her parasol, ‘and in the case of all
  • poor people’s children, we should read it thus:
  • “In work, work, work. In work alway
  • Let my first years be past,
  • That I may give for ev’ry day
  • Some good account at last.”’
  • A deep hum of applause rose not only from the two teachers, but from
  • all the pupils, who were equally astonished to hear Miss Monflathers
  • improvising after this brilliant style; for although she had been long
  • known as a politician, she had never appeared before as an original
  • poet. Just then somebody happened to discover that Nell was crying,
  • and all eyes were again turned towards her.
  • There were indeed tears in her eyes, and drawing out her handkerchief
  • to brush them away, she happened to let it fall. Before she could
  • stoop to pick it up, one young lady of about fifteen or sixteen, who
  • had been standing a little apart from the others, as though she had no
  • recognised place among them, sprang forward and put it in her hand.
  • She was gliding timidly away again, when she was arrested by the
  • governess.
  • ‘It was Miss Edwards who did that, I KNOW,’ said Miss Monflathers
  • predictively. ‘Now I am sure that was Miss Edwards.’
  • It was Miss Edwards, and everybody said it was Miss Edwards, and Miss
  • Edwards herself admitted that it was.
  • ‘Is it not,’ said Miss Monflathers, putting down her parasol to take a
  • severer view of the offender, ‘a most remarkable thing, Miss Edwards,
  • that you have an attachment to the lower classes which always draws you
  • to their sides; or, rather, is it not a most extraordinary thing that
  • all I say and do will not wean you from propensities which your
  • original station in life have unhappily rendered habitual to you, you
  • extremely vulgar-minded girl?’
  • ‘I really intended no harm, ma’am,’ said a sweet voice. ‘It was a
  • momentary impulse, indeed.’
  • ‘An impulse!’ repeated Miss Monflathers scornfully. ‘I wonder that you
  • presume to speak of impulses to me’--both the teachers assented--‘I am
  • astonished’--both the teachers were astonished--‘I suppose it is an
  • impulse which induces you to take the part of every grovelling and
  • debased person that comes in your way’--both the teachers supposed so
  • too.
  • ‘But I would have you know, Miss Edwards,’ resumed the governess in a
  • tone of increased severity, ‘that you cannot be permitted--if it be
  • only for the sake of preserving a proper example and decorum in this
  • establishment--that you cannot be permitted, and that you shall not be
  • permitted, to fly in the face of your superiors in this exceedingly
  • gross manner. If you have no reason to feel a becoming pride before
  • wax-work children, there are young ladies here who have, and you must
  • either defer to those young ladies or leave the establishment, Miss
  • Edwards.’
  • This young lady, being motherless and poor, was apprenticed at the
  • school--taught for nothing--teaching others what she learnt, for
  • nothing--boarded for nothing--lodged for nothing--and set down and
  • rated as something immeasurably less than nothing, by all the dwellers
  • in the house. The servant-maids felt her inferiority, for they were
  • better treated; free to come and go, and regarded in their stations
  • with much more respect. The teachers were infinitely superior, for
  • they had paid to go to school in their time, and were paid now. The
  • pupils cared little for a companion who had no grand stories to tell
  • about home; no friends to come with post-horses, and be received in all
  • humility, with cake and wine, by the governess; no deferential servant
  • to attend and bear her home for the holidays; nothing genteel to talk
  • about, and nothing to display. But why was Miss Monflathers always
  • vexed and irritated with the poor apprentice--how did that come to pass?
  • Why, the gayest feather in Miss Monflathers’s cap, and the brightest
  • glory of Miss Monflathers’s school, was a baronet’s daughter--the real
  • live daughter of a real live baronet--who, by some extraordinary
  • reversal of the Laws of Nature, was not only plain in features but dull
  • in intellect, while the poor apprentice had both a ready wit, and a
  • handsome face and figure. It seems incredible. Here was Miss Edwards,
  • who only paid a small premium which had been spent long ago, every day
  • outshining and excelling the baronet’s daughter, who learned all the
  • extras (or was taught them all) and whose half-yearly bill came to
  • double that of any other young lady’s in the school, making no account
  • of the honour and reputation of her pupilage. Therefore, and because
  • she was a dependent, Miss Monflathers had a great dislike to Miss
  • Edwards, and was spiteful to her, and aggravated by her, and, when she
  • had compassion on little Nell, verbally fell upon and maltreated her as
  • we have already seen.
  • ‘You will not take the air to-day, Miss Edwards,’ said Miss
  • Monflathers. ‘Have the goodness to retire to your own room, and not to
  • leave it without permission.’
  • The poor girl was moving hastily away, when she was suddenly, in
  • nautical phrase, ‘brought to’ by a subdued shriek from Miss Monflathers.
  • ‘She has passed me without any salute!’ cried the governess, raising
  • her eyes to the sky. ‘She has actually passed me without the slightest
  • acknowledgment of my presence!’
  • The young lady turned and curtsied. Nell could see that she raised her
  • dark eyes to the face of her superior, and that their expression, and
  • that of her whole attitude for the instant, was one of mute but most
  • touching appeal against this ungenerous usage. Miss Monflathers only
  • tossed her head in reply, and the great gate closed upon a bursting
  • heart.
  • ‘As for you, you wicked child,’ said Miss Monflathers, turning to Nell,
  • ‘tell your mistress that if she presumes to take the liberty of sending
  • to me any more, I will write to the legislative authorities and have
  • her put in the stocks, or compelled to do penance in a white sheet; and
  • you may depend upon it that you shall certainly experience the
  • treadmill if you dare to come here again. Now ladies, on.’
  • The procession filed off, two and two, with the books and parasols, and
  • Miss Monflathers, calling the Baronet’s daughter to walk with her and
  • smooth her ruffled feelings, discarded the two teachers--who by this
  • time had exchanged their smiles for looks of sympathy--and left them
  • to bring up the rear, and hate each other a little more for being
  • obliged to walk together.
  • CHAPTER 32
  • Mrs Jarley’s wrath on first learning that she had been threatened with
  • the indignity of Stocks and Penance, passed all description. The
  • genuine and only Jarley exposed to public scorn, jeered by children,
  • and flouted by beadles! The delight of the Nobility and Gentry shorn
  • of a bonnet which a Lady Mayoress might have sighed to wear, and
  • arrayed in a white sheet as a spectacle of mortification and humility!
  • And Miss Monflathers, the audacious creature who presumed, even in the
  • dimmest and remotest distance of her imagination, to conjure up the
  • degrading picture, ‘I am a’most inclined,’ said Mrs Jarley, bursting
  • with the fulness of her anger and the weakness of her means of revenge,
  • ‘to turn atheist when I think of it!’
  • But instead of adopting this course of retaliation, Mrs Jarley, on
  • second thoughts, brought out the suspicious bottle, and ordering
  • glasses to be set forth upon her favourite drum, and sinking into a
  • chair behind it, called her satellites about her, and to them several
  • times recounted, word for word, the affronts she had received. This
  • done, she begged them in a kind of deep despair to drink; then laughed,
  • then cried, then took a little sip herself, then laughed and cried
  • again, and took a little more; and so, by degrees, the worthy lady went
  • on, increasing in smiles and decreasing in tears, until at last she
  • could not laugh enough at Miss Monflathers, who, from being an object
  • of dire vexation, became one of sheer ridicule and absurdity.
  • ‘For which of us is best off, I wonder,’ quoth Mrs Jarley, ‘she or me!
  • It’s only talking, when all is said and done, and if she talks of me in
  • the stocks, why I can talk of her in the stocks, which is a good deal
  • funnier if we come to that. Lord, what does it matter, after all!’
  • Having arrived at this comfortable frame of mind (to which she had been
  • greatly assisted by certain short interjectional remarks of the
  • philosophical George), Mrs Jarley consoled Nell with many kind words,
  • and requested as a personal favour that whenever she thought of Miss
  • Monflathers, she would do nothing else but laugh at her, all the days
  • of her life.
  • So ended Mrs Jarley’s wrath, which subsided long before the going down
  • of the sun. Nell’s anxieties, however, were of a deeper kind, and the
  • checks they imposed upon her cheerfulness were not so easily removed.
  • That evening, as she had dreaded, her grandfather stole away, and did
  • not come back until the night was far spent. Worn out as she was, and
  • fatigued in mind and body, she sat up alone, counting the minutes,
  • until he returned--penniless, broken-spirited, and wretched, but still
  • hotly bent upon his infatuation.
  • ‘Get me money,’ he said wildly, as they parted for the night. ‘I must
  • have money, Nell. It shall be paid thee back with gallant interest one
  • day, but all the money that comes into thy hands, must be mine--not for
  • myself, but to use for thee. Remember, Nell, to use for thee!’
  • What could the child do with the knowledge she had, but give him every
  • penny that came into her hands, lest he should be tempted on to rob
  • their benefactress? If she told the truth (so thought the child) he
  • would be treated as a madman; if she did not supply him with money, he
  • would supply himself; supplying him, she fed the fire that burnt him
  • up, and put him perhaps beyond recovery. Distracted by these thoughts,
  • borne down by the weight of the sorrow which she dared not tell,
  • tortured by a crowd of apprehensions whenever the old man was absent,
  • and dreading alike his stay and his return, the colour forsook her
  • cheek, her eye grew dim, and her heart was oppressed and heavy. All
  • her old sorrows had come back upon her, augmented by new fears and
  • doubts; by day they were ever present to her mind; by night they
  • hovered round her pillow, and haunted her in dreams.
  • It was natural that, in the midst of her affliction, she should often
  • revert to that sweet young lady of whom she had only caught a hasty
  • glance, but whose sympathy, expressed in one slight brief action, dwelt
  • in her memory like the kindnesses of years. She would often think, if
  • she had such a friend as that to whom to tell her griefs, how much
  • lighter her heart would be--that if she were but free to hear that
  • voice, she would be happier. Then she would wish that she were
  • something better, that she were not quite so poor and humble, that she
  • dared address her without fearing a repulse; and then feel that there
  • was an immeasurable distance between them, and have no hope that the
  • young lady thought of her any more.
  • It was now holiday-time at the schools, and the young ladies had gone
  • home, and Miss Monflathers was reported to be flourishing in London,
  • and damaging the hearts of middle-aged gentlemen, but nobody said
  • anything about Miss Edwards, whether she had gone home, or whether she
  • had any home to go to, whether she was still at the school, or anything
  • about her. But one evening, as Nell was returning from a lonely walk,
  • she happened to pass the inn where the stage-coaches stopped, just as
  • one drove up, and there was the beautiful girl she so well remembered,
  • pressing forward to embrace a young child whom they were helping down
  • from the roof.
  • Well, this was her sister, her little sister, much younger than Nell,
  • whom she had not seen (so the story went afterwards) for five years,
  • and to bring whom to that place on a short visit, she had been saving
  • her poor means all that time. Nell felt as if her heart would break
  • when she saw them meet. They went a little apart from the knot of
  • people who had congregated about the coach, and fell upon each other’s
  • neck, and sobbed, and wept with joy. Their plain and simple dress, the
  • distance which the child had come alone, their agitation and delight,
  • and the tears they shed, would have told their history by themselves.
  • They became a little more composed in a short time, and went away, not
  • so much hand in hand as clinging to each other. ‘Are you sure you’re
  • happy, sister?’ said the child as they passed where Nell was standing.
  • ‘Quite happy now,’ she answered. ‘But always?’ said the child. ‘Ah,
  • sister, why do you turn away your face?’
  • Nell could not help following at a little distance. They went to the
  • house of an old nurse, where the elder sister had engaged a bed-room
  • for the child. ‘I shall come to you early every morning,’ she said,
  • ‘and we can be together all the day.’
  • ‘Why not at night-time too? Dear sister, would they be angry with you
  • for that?’
  • Why were the eyes of little Nell wet, that night, with tears like those
  • of the two sisters? Why did she bear a grateful heart because they had
  • met, and feel it pain to think that they would shortly part? Let us
  • not believe that any selfish reference--unconscious though it might
  • have been--to her own trials awoke this sympathy, but thank God that
  • the innocent joys of others can strongly move us, and that we, even in
  • our fallen nature, have one source of pure emotion which must be prized
  • in Heaven!
  • By morning’s cheerful glow, but oftener still by evening’s gentle
  • light, the child, with a respect for the short and happy intercourse of
  • these two sisters which forbade her to approach and say a thankful
  • word, although she yearned to do so, followed them at a distance in
  • their walks and rambles, stopping when they stopped, sitting on the
  • grass when they sat down, rising when they went on, and feeling it a
  • companionship and delight to be so near them. Their evening walk was
  • by a river’s side. Here, every night, the child was too, unseen by
  • them, unthought of, unregarded; but feeling as if they were her
  • friends, as if they had confidences and trusts together, as if her load
  • were lightened and less hard to bear; as if they mingled their sorrows,
  • and found mutual consolation. It was a weak fancy perhaps, the
  • childish fancy of a young and lonely creature; but night after night,
  • and still the sisters loitered in the same place, and still the child
  • followed with a mild and softened heart.
  • She was much startled, on returning home one night, to find that Mrs
  • Jarley had commanded an announcement to be prepared, to the effect that
  • the stupendous collection would only remain in its present quarters one
  • day longer; in fulfilment of which threat (for all announcements
  • connected with public amusements are well known to be irrevocable and
  • most exact), the stupendous collection shut up next day.
  • ‘Are we going from this place directly, ma’am?’ said Nell.
  • ‘Look here, child,’ returned Mrs Jarley. ‘That’ll inform you.’ And so
  • saying Mrs Jarley produced another announcement, wherein it was stated,
  • that, in consequence of numerous inquiries at the wax-work door, and in
  • consequence of crowds having been disappointed in obtaining admission,
  • the Exhibition would be continued for one week longer, and would
  • re-open next day.
  • ‘For now that the schools are gone, and the regular sight-seers
  • exhausted,’ said Mrs Jarley, ‘we come to the General Public, and they
  • want stimulating.’
  • Upon the following day at noon, Mrs Jarley established herself behind
  • the highly-ornamented table, attended by the distinguished effigies
  • before mentioned, and ordered the doors to be thrown open for the
  • readmission of a discerning and enlightened public. But the first
  • day’s operations were by no means of a successful character, inasmuch
  • as the general public, though they manifested a lively interest in Mrs
  • Jarley personally, and such of her waxen satellites as were to be seen
  • for nothing, were not affected by any impulses moving them to the
  • payment of sixpence a head. Thus, notwithstanding that a great many
  • people continued to stare at the entry and the figures therein
  • displayed; and remained there with great perseverance, by the hour at a
  • time, to hear the barrel-organ played and to read the bills; and
  • notwithstanding that they were kind enough to recommend their friends
  • to patronise the exhibition in the like manner, until the door-way was
  • regularly blockaded by half the population of the town, who, when they
  • went off duty, were relieved by the other half; it was not found that
  • the treasury was any the richer, or that the prospects of the
  • establishment were at all encouraging.
  • In this depressed state of the classical market, Mrs Jarley made
  • extraordinary efforts to stimulate the popular taste, and whet the
  • popular curiosity. Certain machinery in the body of the nun on the
  • leads over the door was cleaned up and put in motion, so that the
  • figure shook its head paralytically all day long, to the great
  • admiration of a drunken, but very Protestant, barber over the way, who
  • looked upon the said paralytic motion as typical of the degrading
  • effect wrought upon the human mind by the ceremonies of the Romish
  • Church and discoursed upon that theme with great eloquence and
  • morality. The two carters constantly passed in and out of the
  • exhibition-room, under various disguises, protesting aloud that the
  • sight was better worth the money than anything they had beheld in all
  • their lives, and urging the bystanders, with tears in their eyes, not
  • to neglect such a brilliant gratification. Mrs Jarley sat in the
  • pay-place, chinking silver moneys from noon till night, and solemnly
  • calling upon the crowd to take notice that the price of admission was
  • only sixpence, and that the departure of the whole collection, on a
  • short tour among the Crowned Heads of Europe, was positively fixed for
  • that day week.
  • ‘So be in time, be in time, be in time,’ said Mrs Jarley at the close
  • of every such address. ‘Remember that this is Jarley’s stupendous
  • collection of upwards of One Hundred Figures, and that it is the only
  • collection in the world; all others being imposters and deceptions. Be
  • in time, be in time, be in time!’
  • CHAPTER 33
  • As the course of this tale requires that we should become acquainted,
  • somewhere hereabouts, with a few particulars connected with the
  • domestic economy of Mr Sampson Brass, and as a more convenient place
  • than the present is not likely to occur for that purpose, the historian
  • takes the friendly reader by the hand, and springing with him into the
  • air, and cleaving the same at a greater rate than ever Don Cleophas
  • Leandro Perez Zambullo and his familiar travelled through that pleasant
  • region in company, alights with him upon the pavement of Bevis Marks.
  • The intrepid aeronauts alight before a small dark house, once the
  • residence of Mr Sampson Brass.
  • In the parlour window of this little habitation, which is so close upon
  • the footway that the passenger who takes the wall brushes the dim glass
  • with his coat sleeve--much to its improvement, for it is very dirty--in
  • this parlour window in the days of its occupation by Sampson Brass,
  • there hung, all awry and slack, and discoloured by the sun, a curtain
  • of faded green, so threadbare from long service as by no means to
  • intercept the view of the little dark room, but rather to afford a
  • favourable medium through which to observe it accurately. There was
  • not much to look at. A rickety table, with spare bundles of papers,
  • yellow and ragged from long carriage in the pocket, ostentatiously
  • displayed upon its top; a couple of stools set face to face on opposite
  • sides of this crazy piece of furniture; a treacherous old chair by the
  • fire-place, whose withered arms had hugged full many a client and
  • helped to squeeze him dry; a second-hand wig box, used as a depository
  • for blank writs and declarations and other small forms of law, once the
  • sole contents of the head which belonged to the wig which belonged to
  • the box, as they were now of the box itself; two or three common books
  • of practice; a jar of ink, a pounce box, a stunted hearth-broom, a
  • carpet trodden to shreds but still clinging with the tightness of
  • desperation to its tacks--these, with the yellow wainscot of the walls,
  • the smoke-discoloured ceiling, the dust and cobwebs, were among the
  • most prominent decorations of the office of Mr Sampson Brass.
  • But this was mere still-life, of no greater importance than the plate,
  • ‘BRASS, Solicitor,’ upon the door, and the bill, ‘First floor to let to
  • a single gentleman,’ which was tied to the knocker. The office
  • commonly held two examples of animated nature, more to the purpose of
  • this history, and in whom it has a stronger interest and more
  • particular concern.
  • Of these, one was Mr Brass himself, who has already appeared in these
  • pages. The other was his clerk, assistant, housekeeper, secretary,
  • confidential plotter, adviser, intriguer, and bill of cost increaser,
  • Miss Brass--a kind of amazon at common law, of whom it may be desirable
  • to offer a brief description.
  • Miss Sally Brass, then, was a lady of thirty-five or thereabouts, of a
  • gaunt and bony figure, and a resolute bearing, which if it repressed
  • the softer emotions of love, and kept admirers at a distance, certainly
  • inspired a feeling akin to awe in the breasts of those male strangers
  • who had the happiness to approach her. In face she bore a striking
  • resemblance to her brother, Sampson--so exact, indeed, was the likeness
  • between them, that had it consorted with Miss Brass’s maiden modesty
  • and gentle womanhood to have assumed her brother’s clothes in a frolic
  • and sat down beside him, it would have been difficult for the oldest
  • friend of the family to determine which was Sampson and which Sally,
  • especially as the lady carried upon her upper lip certain reddish
  • demonstrations, which, if the imagination had been assisted by her
  • attire, might have been mistaken for a beard. These were, however, in
  • all probability, nothing more than eyelashes in a wrong place, as the
  • eyes of Miss Brass were quite free from any such natural
  • impertinencies. In complexion Miss Brass was sallow--rather a dirty
  • sallow, so to speak--but this hue was agreeably relieved by the healthy
  • glow which mantled in the extreme tip of her laughing nose. Her voice
  • was exceedingly impressive--deep and rich in quality, and, once heard,
  • not easily forgotten. Her usual dress was a green gown, in colour not
  • unlike the curtain of the office window, made tight to the figure, and
  • terminating at the throat, where it was fastened behind by a peculiarly
  • large and massive button. Feeling, no doubt, that simplicity and
  • plainness are the soul of elegance, Miss Brass wore no collar or
  • kerchief except upon her head, which was invariably ornamented with a
  • brown gauze scarf, like the wing of the fabled vampire, and which,
  • twisted into any form that happened to suggest itself, formed an easy
  • and graceful head-dress.
  • Such was Miss Brass in person. In mind, she was of a strong and
  • vigorous turn, having from her earliest youth devoted herself with
  • uncommon ardour to the study of law; not wasting her speculations upon
  • its eagle flights, which are rare, but tracing it attentively through
  • all the slippery and eel-like crawlings in which it commonly pursues
  • its way. Nor had she, like many persons of great intellect, confined
  • herself to theory, or stopped short where practical usefulness begins;
  • inasmuch as she could ingross, fair-copy, fill up printed forms with
  • perfect accuracy, and, in short, transact any ordinary duty of the
  • office down to pouncing a skin of parchment or mending a pen. It is
  • difficult to understand how, possessed of these combined attractions,
  • she should remain Miss Brass; but whether she had steeled her heart
  • against mankind, or whether those who might have wooed and won her,
  • were deterred by fears that, being learned in the law, she might have
  • too near her fingers’ ends those particular statutes which regulate
  • what are familiarly termed actions for breach, certain it is that she
  • was still in a state of celibacy, and still in daily occupation of her
  • old stool opposite to that of her brother Sampson. And equally certain
  • it is, by the way, that between these two stools a great many people
  • had come to the ground.
  • One morning Mr Sampson Brass sat upon his stool copying some legal
  • process, and viciously digging his pen deep into the paper, as if he
  • were writing upon the very heart of the party against whom it was
  • directed; and Miss Sally Brass sat upon her stool making a new pen
  • preparatory to drawing out a little bill, which was her favourite
  • occupation; and so they sat in silence for a long time, until Miss
  • Brass broke silence.
  • ‘Have you nearly done, Sammy?’ said Miss Brass; for in her mild and
  • feminine lips, Sampson became Sammy, and all things were softened down.
  • ‘No,’ returned her brother. ‘It would have been all done though, if
  • you had helped at the right time.’
  • ‘Oh yes, indeed,’ cried Miss Sally; ‘you want my help, don’t you?--YOU,
  • too, that are going to keep a clerk!’
  • ‘Am I going to keep a clerk for my own pleasure, or because of my own
  • wish, you provoking rascal!’ said Mr Brass, putting his pen in his
  • mouth, and grinning spitefully at his sister. ‘What do you taunt me
  • about going to keep a clerk for?’
  • It may be observed in this place, lest the fact of Mr Brass calling a
  • lady a rascal, should occasion any wonderment or surprise, that he was
  • so habituated to having her near him in a man’s capacity, that he had
  • gradually accustomed himself to talk to her as though she were really a
  • man. And this feeling was so perfectly reciprocal, that not only did
  • Mr Brass often call Miss Brass a rascal, or even put an adjective
  • before the rascal, but Miss Brass looked upon it as quite a matter of
  • course, and was as little moved as any other lady would be by being
  • called an angel.
  • ‘What do you taunt me, after three hours’ talk last night, with going
  • to keep a clerk for?’ repeated Mr Brass, grinning again with the pen in
  • his mouth, like some nobleman’s or gentleman’s crest. ‘Is it my fault?’
  • ‘All I know is,’ said Miss Sally, smiling drily, for she delighted in
  • nothing so much as irritating her brother, ‘that if every one of your
  • clients is to force us to keep a clerk, whether we want to or not, you
  • had better leave off business, strike yourself off the roll, and get
  • taken in execution, as soon as you can.’
  • ‘Have we got any other client like him?’ said Brass. ‘Have we got
  • another client like him now--will you answer me that?’
  • ‘Do you mean in the face!’ said his sister.
  • ‘Do I mean in the face!’ sneered Sampson Brass, reaching over to take
  • up the bill-book, and fluttering its leaves rapidly. ‘Look
  • here--Daniel Quilp, Esquire--Daniel Quilp, Esquire--Daniel Quilp,
  • Esquire--all through. Whether should I take a clerk that he
  • recommends, and says, “this is the man for you,” or lose all this, eh?’
  • Miss Sally deigned to make no reply, but smiled again, and went on with
  • her work.
  • ‘But I know what it is,’ resumed Brass after a short silence. ‘You’re
  • afraid you won’t have as long a finger in the business as you’ve been
  • used to have. Do you think I don’t see through that?’
  • ‘The business wouldn’t go on very long, I expect, without me,’ returned
  • his sister composedly. ‘Don’t you be a fool and provoke me, Sammy, but
  • mind what you’re doing, and do it.’
  • Sampson Brass, who was at heart in great fear of his sister, sulkily
  • bent over his writing again, and listened as she said:
  • ‘If I determined that the clerk ought not to come, of course he
  • wouldn’t be allowed to come. You know that well enough, so don’t talk
  • nonsense.’
  • Mr Brass received this observation with increased meekness, merely
  • remarking, under his breath, that he didn’t like that kind of joking,
  • and that Miss Sally would be ‘a much better fellow’ if she forbore to
  • aggravate him. To this compliment Miss Sally replied, that she had a
  • relish for the amusement, and had no intention to forego its
  • gratification. Mr Brass not caring, as it seemed, to pursue the
  • subject any further, they both plied their pens at a great pace, and
  • there the discussion ended.
  • While they were thus employed, the window was suddenly darkened, as by
  • some person standing close against it. As Mr Brass and Miss Sally
  • looked up to ascertain the cause, the top sash was nimbly lowered from
  • without, and Quilp thrust in his head.
  • ‘Hallo!’ he said, standing on tip-toe on the window-sill, and looking
  • down into the room. ‘Is there anybody at home? Is there any of the
  • Devil’s ware here? Is Brass at a premium, eh?’
  • ‘Ha, ha, ha!’ laughed the lawyer in an affected ecstasy. ‘Oh, very
  • good, Sir! Oh, very good indeed! Quite eccentric! Dear me, what
  • humour he has!’
  • ‘Is that my Sally?’ croaked the dwarf, ogling the fair Miss Brass. ‘Is
  • it Justice with the bandage off her eyes, and without the sword and
  • scales? Is it the Strong Arm of the Law? Is it the Virgin of Bevis?’
  • ‘What an amazing flow of spirits!’ cried Brass. ‘Upon my word, it’s
  • quite extraordinary!’
  • ‘Open the door,’ said Quilp, ‘I’ve got him here. Such a clerk for you,
  • Brass, such a prize, such an ace of trumps. Be quick and open the
  • door, or if there’s another lawyer near and he should happen to look
  • out of window, he’ll snap him up before your eyes, he will.’
  • It is probable that the loss of the phoenix of clerks, even to a rival
  • practitioner, would not have broken Mr Brass’s heart; but, pretending
  • great alacrity, he rose from his seat, and going to the door, returned,
  • introducing his client, who led by the hand no less a person than Mr
  • Richard Swiveller.
  • ‘There she is,’ said Quilp, stopping short at the door, and wrinkling
  • up his eyebrows as he looked towards Miss Sally; ‘there is the woman I
  • ought to have married--there is the beautiful Sarah--there is the
  • female who has all the charms of her sex and none of their weaknesses.
  • Oh Sally, Sally!’
  • To this amorous address Miss Brass briefly responded ‘Bother!’
  • ‘Hard-hearted as the metal from which she takes her name,’ said Quilp.
  • ‘Why don’t she change it--melt down the brass, and take another name?’
  • ‘Hold your nonsense, Mr Quilp, do,’ returned Miss Sally, with a grim
  • smile. ‘I wonder you’re not ashamed of yourself before a strange young
  • man.’
  • ‘The strange young man,’ said Quilp, handing Dick Swiveller forward,
  • ‘is too susceptible himself not to understand me well. This is Mr
  • Swiveller, my intimate friend--a gentleman of good family and great
  • expectations, but who, having rather involved himself by youthful
  • indiscretion, is content for a time to fill the humble station of a
  • clerk--humble, but here most enviable. What a delicious atmosphere!’
  • If Mr Quilp spoke figuratively, and meant to imply that the air
  • breathed by Miss Sally Brass was sweetened and rarefied by that dainty
  • creature, he had doubtless good reason for what he said. But if he
  • spoke of the delights of the atmosphere of Mr Brass’s office in a
  • literal sense, he had certainly a peculiar taste, as it was of a close
  • and earthy kind, and, besides being frequently impregnated with strong
  • whiffs of the second-hand wearing apparel exposed for sale in Duke’s
  • Place and Houndsditch, had a decided flavour of rats and mice, and a
  • taint of mouldiness. Perhaps some doubts of its pure delight presented
  • themselves to Mr Swiveller, as he gave vent to one or two short abrupt
  • sniffs, and looked incredulously at the grinning dwarf.
  • ‘Mr Swiveller,’ said Quilp, ‘being pretty well accustomed to the
  • agricultural pursuits of sowing wild oats, Miss Sally, prudently
  • considers that half a loaf is better than no bread. To be out of
  • harm’s way he prudently thinks is something too, and therefore he
  • accepts your brother’s offer. Brass, Mr Swiveller is yours.’
  • ‘I am very glad, Sir,’ said Mr Brass, ‘very glad indeed. Mr Swiveller,
  • Sir, is fortunate enough to have your friendship. You may be very
  • proud, Sir, to have the friendship of Mr Quilp.’
  • Dick murmured something about never wanting a friend or a bottle to
  • give him, and also gasped forth his favourite allusion to the wing of
  • friendship and its never moulting a feather; but his faculties appeared
  • to be absorbed in the contemplation of Miss Sally Brass, at whom he
  • stared with blank and rueful looks, which delighted the watchful dwarf
  • beyond measure. As to the divine Miss Sally herself, she rubbed her
  • hands as men of business do, and took a few turns up and down the
  • office with her pen behind her ear.
  • ‘I suppose,’ said the dwarf, turning briskly to his legal friend, ‘that
  • Mr Swiveller enters upon his duties at once? It’s Monday morning.’
  • ‘At once, if you please, Sir, by all means,’ returned Brass.
  • ‘Miss Sally will teach him law, the delightful study of the law,’ said
  • Quilp; ‘she’ll be his guide, his friend, his companion, his Blackstone,
  • his Coke upon Littleton, his Young Lawyer’s Best Companion.’
  • ‘He is exceedingly eloquent,’ said Brass, like a man abstracted, and
  • looking at the roofs of the opposite houses, with his hands in his
  • pockets; ‘he has an extraordinary flow of language. Beautiful, really.’
  • ‘With Miss Sally,’ Quilp went on, ‘and the beautiful fictions of the
  • law, his days will pass like minutes. Those charming creations of the
  • poet, John Doe and Richard Roe, when they first dawn upon him, will
  • open a new world for the enlargement of his mind and the improvement of
  • his heart.’
  • ‘Oh, beautiful, beautiful! Beau-ti-ful indeed!’ cried Brass. ‘It’s a
  • treat to hear him!’
  • ‘Where will Mr Swiveller sit?’ said Quilp, looking round.
  • ‘Why, we’ll buy another stool, sir,’ returned Brass. ‘We hadn’t any
  • thoughts of having a gentleman with us, sir, until you were kind enough
  • to suggest it, and our accommodation’s not extensive. We’ll look about
  • for a second-hand stool, sir. In the meantime, if Mr Swiveller will
  • take my seat, and try his hand at a fair copy of this ejectment, as I
  • shall be out pretty well all the morning--’
  • ‘Walk with me,’ said Quilp. ‘I have a word or two to say to you on
  • points of business. Can you spare the time?’
  • ‘Can I spare the time to walk with you, sir? You’re joking, sir,
  • you’re joking with me,’ replied the lawyer, putting on his hat. ‘I’m
  • ready, sir, quite ready. My time must be fully occupied indeed, sir,
  • not to leave me time to walk with you. It’s not everybody, sir, who
  • has an opportunity of improving himself by the conversation of Mr
  • Quilp.’
  • The dwarf glanced sarcastically at his brazen friend, and, with a short
  • dry cough, turned upon his heel to bid adieu to Miss Sally. After a
  • very gallant parting on his side, and a very cool and gentlemanly sort
  • of one on hers, he nodded to Dick Swiveller, and withdrew with the
  • attorney.
  • Dick stood at the desk in a state of utter stupefaction, staring with
  • all his might at the beauteous Sally, as if she had been some curious
  • animal whose like had never lived. When the dwarf got into the street,
  • he mounted again upon the window-sill, and looked into the office for a
  • moment with a grinning face, as a man might peep into a cage. Dick
  • glanced upward at him, but without any token of recognition; and long
  • after he had disappeared, still stood gazing upon Miss Sally Brass,
  • seeing or thinking of nothing else, and rooted to the spot.
  • Miss Brass being by this time deep in the bill of costs, took no notice
  • whatever of Dick, but went scratching on, with a noisy pen, scoring
  • down the figures with evident delight, and working like a steam-engine.
  • There stood Dick, gazing now at the green gown, now at the brown
  • head-dress, now at the face, and now at the rapid pen, in a state of
  • stupid perplexity, wondering how he got into the company of that
  • strange monster, and whether it was a dream and he would ever wake. At
  • last he heaved a deep sigh, and began slowly pulling off his coat.
  • Mr Swiveller pulled off his coat, and folded it up with great
  • elaboration, staring at Miss Sally all the time; then put on a blue
  • jacket with a double row of gilt buttons, which he had originally
  • ordered for aquatic expeditions, but had brought with him that morning
  • for office purposes; and, still keeping his eye upon her, suffered
  • himself to drop down silently upon Mr Brass’s stool. Then he underwent
  • a relapse, and becoming powerless again, rested his chin upon his hand,
  • and opened his eyes so wide, that it appeared quite out of the question
  • that he could ever close them any more.
  • When he had looked so long that he could see nothing, Dick took his
  • eyes off the fair object of his amazement, turned over the leaves of
  • the draft he was to copy, dipped his pen into the inkstand, and at
  • last, and by slow approaches, began to write. But he had not written
  • half-a-dozen words when, reaching over to the inkstand to take a fresh
  • dip, he happened to raise his eyes. There was the intolerable brown
  • head-dress--there was the green gown--there, in short, was Miss Sally
  • Brass, arrayed in all her charms, and more tremendous than ever.
  • This happened so often, that Mr Swiveller by degrees began to feel
  • strange influences creeping over him--horrible desires to annihilate
  • this Sally Brass--mysterious promptings to knock her head-dress off and
  • try how she looked without it. There was a very large ruler on the
  • table; a large, black, shining ruler. Mr Swiveller took it up and
  • began to rub his nose with it.
  • From rubbing his nose with the ruler, to poising it in his hand and
  • giving it an occasional flourish after the tomahawk manner, the
  • transition was easy and natural. In some of these flourishes it went
  • close to Miss Sally’s head; the ragged edges of the head-dress
  • fluttered with the wind it raised; advance it but an inch, and that
  • great brown knot was on the ground: yet still the unconscious maiden
  • worked away, and never raised her eyes.
  • Well, this was a great relief. It was a good thing to write doggedly
  • and obstinately until he was desperate, and then snatch up the ruler
  • and whirl it about the brown head-dress with the consciousness that he
  • could have it off if he liked. It was a good thing to draw it back,
  • and rub his nose very hard with it, if he thought Miss Sally was going
  • to look up, and to recompense himself with more hardy flourishes when
  • he found she was still absorbed. By these means Mr Swiveller calmed
  • the agitation of his feelings, until his applications to the ruler
  • became less fierce and frequent, and he could even write as many as
  • half-a-dozen consecutive lines without having recourse to it--which was
  • a great victory.
  • CHAPTER 34
  • In course of time, that is to say, after a couple of hours or so, of
  • diligent application, Miss Brass arrived at the conclusion of her task,
  • and recorded the fact by wiping her pen upon the green gown, and taking
  • a pinch of snuff from a little round tin box which she carried in her
  • pocket. Having disposed of this temperate refreshment, she arose from
  • her stool, tied her papers into a formal packet with red tape, and
  • taking them under her arm, marched out of the office.
  • Mr Swiveller had scarcely sprung off his seat and commenced the
  • performance of a maniac hornpipe, when he was interrupted, in the
  • fulness of his joy at being again alone, by the opening of the door,
  • and the reappearance of Miss Sally’s head.
  • ‘I am going out,’ said Miss Brass.
  • ‘Very good, ma’am,’ returned Dick. ‘And don’t hurry yourself on my
  • account to come back, ma’am,’ he added inwardly.
  • ‘If anybody comes on office business, take their messages, and say that
  • the gentleman who attends to that matter isn’t in at present, will
  • you?’ said Miss Brass.
  • ‘I will, ma’am,’ replied Dick.
  • ‘I shan’t be very long,’ said Miss Brass, retiring.
  • ‘I’m sorry to hear it, ma’am,’ rejoined Dick when she had shut the
  • door. ‘I hope you may be unexpectedly detained, ma’am. If you could
  • manage to be run over, ma’am, but not seriously, so much the better.’
  • Uttering these expressions of good-will with extreme gravity, Mr
  • Swiveller sat down in the client’s chair and pondered; then took a few
  • turns up and down the room and fell into the chair again.
  • ‘So I’m Brass’s clerk, am I?’ said Dick. ‘Brass’s clerk, eh? And the
  • clerk of Brass’s sister--clerk to a female Dragon. Very good, very
  • good! What shall I be next? Shall I be a convict in a felt hat and a
  • grey suit, trotting about a dockyard with my number neatly embroidered
  • on my uniform, and the order of the garter on my leg, restrained from
  • chafing my ankle by a twisted belcher handkerchief? Shall I be that?
  • Will that do, or is it too genteel? Whatever you please, have it your
  • own way, of course.’
  • As he was entirely alone, it may be presumed that, in these remarks, Mr
  • Swiveller addressed himself to his fate or destiny, whom, as we learn
  • by the precedents, it is the custom of heroes to taunt in a very bitter
  • and ironical manner when they find themselves in situations of an
  • unpleasant nature. This is the more probable from the circumstance of
  • Mr Swiveller directing his observations to the ceiling, which these
  • bodily personages are usually supposed to inhabit--except in theatrical
  • cases, when they live in the heart of the great chandelier.
  • ‘Quilp offers me this place, which he says he can insure me,’ resumed
  • Dick after a thoughtful silence, and telling off the circumstances of
  • his position, one by one, upon his fingers; ‘Fred, who, I could have
  • taken my affidavit, would not have heard of such a thing, backs Quilp
  • to my astonishment, and urges me to take it also--staggerer, number
  • one! My aunt in the country stops the supplies, and writes an
  • affectionate note to say that she has made a new will, and left me out
  • of it--staggerer, number two. No money; no credit; no support from
  • Fred, who seems to turn steady all at once; notice to quit the old
  • lodgings--staggerers, three, four, five, and six! Under an
  • accumulation of staggerers, no man can be considered a free agent. No
  • man knocks himself down; if his destiny knocks him down, his destiny
  • must pick him up again. Then I’m very glad that mine has brought all
  • this upon itself, and I shall be as careless as I can, and make myself
  • quite at home to spite it. So go on my buck,’ said Mr Swiveller,
  • taking his leave of the ceiling with a significant nod, ‘and let us see
  • which of us will be tired first!’
  • Dismissing the subject of his downfall with these reflections, which
  • were no doubt very profound, and are indeed not altogether unknown in
  • certain systems of moral philosophy, Mr Swiveller shook off his
  • despondency and assumed the cheerful ease of an irresponsible clerk.
  • As a means towards his composure and self-possession, he entered into a
  • more minute examination of the office than he had yet had time to make;
  • looked into the wig-box, the books, and ink-bottle; untied and
  • inspected all the papers; carved a few devices on the table with a
  • sharp blade of Mr Brass’s penknife; and wrote his name on the inside of
  • the wooden coal-scuttle. Having, as it were, taken formal possession
  • of his clerkship in virtue of these proceedings, he opened the window
  • and leaned negligently out of it until a beer-boy happened to pass,
  • whom he commanded to set down his tray and to serve him with a pint of
  • mild porter, which he drank upon the spot and promptly paid for, with
  • the view of breaking ground for a system of future credit and opening a
  • correspondence tending thereto, without loss of time. Then, three or
  • four little boys dropped in, on legal errands from three or four
  • attorneys of the Brass grade: whom Mr Swiveller received and dismissed
  • with about as professional a manner, and as correct and comprehensive
  • an understanding of their business, as would have been shown by a clown
  • in a pantomime under similar circumstances. These things done and
  • over, he got upon his stool again and tried his hand at drawing
  • caricatures of Miss Brass with a pen and ink, whistling very cheerfully
  • all the time.
  • He was occupied in this diversion when a coach stopped near the door,
  • and presently afterwards there was a loud double-knock. As this was no
  • business of Mr Swiveller’s, the person not ringing the office bell, he
  • pursued his diversion with perfect composure, notwithstanding that he
  • rather thought there was nobody else in the house.
  • In this, however, he was mistaken; for, after the knock had been
  • repeated with increased impatience, the door was opened, and somebody
  • with a very heavy tread went up the stairs and into the room above. Mr
  • Swiveller was wondering whether this might be another Miss Brass, twin
  • sister to the Dragon, when there came a rapping of knuckles at the
  • office door.
  • ‘Come in!’ said Dick. ‘Don’t stand upon ceremony. The business will
  • get rather complicated if I’ve many more customers. Come in!’
  • ‘Oh, please,’ said a little voice very low down in the doorway, ‘will
  • you come and show the lodgings?’
  • Dick leant over the table, and descried a small slipshod girl in a
  • dirty coarse apron and bib, which left nothing of her visible but her
  • face and feet. She might as well have been dressed in a violin-case.
  • ‘Why, who are you?’ said Dick.
  • To which the only reply was, ‘Oh, please will you come and show the
  • lodgings?’
  • There never was such an old-fashioned child in her looks and manner.
  • She must have been at work from her cradle. She seemed as much afraid
  • of Dick, as Dick was amazed at her.
  • ‘I hav’n’t got anything to do with the lodgings,’ said Dick. ‘Tell ‘em
  • to call again.’
  • ‘Oh, but please will you come and show the lodgings,’ returned the
  • girl; ‘It’s eighteen shillings a week and us finding plate and linen.
  • Boots and clothes is extra, and fires in winter-time is eightpence a
  • day.’
  • ‘Why don’t you show ‘em yourself? You seem to know all about ‘em,’
  • said Dick.
  • ‘Miss Sally said I wasn’t to, because people wouldn’t believe the
  • attendance was good if they saw how small I was first.’
  • ‘Well, but they’ll see how small you are afterwards, won’t they?’ said
  • Dick.
  • ‘Ah! But then they’ll have taken ‘em for a fortnight certain,’ replied
  • the child with a shrewd look; ‘and people don’t like moving when
  • they’re once settled.’
  • ‘This is a queer sort of thing,’ muttered Dick, rising. ‘What do you
  • mean to say you are--the cook?’
  • ‘Yes, I do plain cooking;’ replied the child. ‘I’m housemaid too; I do
  • all the work of the house.’
  • ‘I suppose Brass and the Dragon and I do the dirtiest part of it,’
  • thought Dick. And he might have thought much more, being in a doubtful
  • and hesitating mood, but that the girl again urged her request, and
  • certain mysterious bumping sounds on the passage and staircase seemed
  • to give note of the applicant’s impatience. Richard Swiveller,
  • therefore, sticking a pen behind each ear, and carrying another in his
  • mouth as a token of his great importance and devotion to business,
  • hurried out to meet and treat with the single gentleman.
  • He was a little surprised to perceive that the bumping sounds were
  • occasioned by the progress up-stairs of the single gentleman’s trunk,
  • which, being nearly twice as wide as the staircase, and exceedingly
  • heavy withal, it was no easy matter for the united exertions of the
  • single gentleman and the coachman to convey up the steep ascent. But
  • there they were, crushing each other, and pushing and pulling with all
  • their might, and getting the trunk tight and fast in all kinds of
  • impossible angles, and to pass them was out of the question; for which
  • sufficient reason, Mr Swiveller followed slowly behind, entering a new
  • protest on every stair against the house of Mr Sampson Brass being thus
  • taken by storm.
  • To these remonstrances, the single gentleman answered not a word, but
  • when the trunk was at last got into the bed-room, sat down upon it and
  • wiped his bald head and face with his handkerchief. He was very warm,
  • and well he might be; for, not to mention the exertion of getting the
  • trunk up stairs, he was closely muffled in winter garments, though the
  • thermometer had stood all day at eighty-one in the shade.
  • ‘I believe, sir,’ said Richard Swiveller, taking his pen out of his
  • mouth, ‘that you desire to look at these apartments. They are very
  • charming apartments, sir. They command an uninterrupted view of--of
  • over the way, and they are within one minute’s walk of--of the corner
  • of the street. There is exceedingly mild porter, sir, in the immediate
  • vicinity, and the contingent advantages are extraordinary.’
  • ‘What’s the rent?’ said the single gentleman.
  • ‘One pound per week,’ replied Dick, improving on the terms.
  • ‘I’ll take ‘em.’
  • ‘The boots and clothes are extras,’ said Dick; ‘and the fires in winter
  • time are--’
  • ‘Are all agreed to,’ answered the single gentleman.
  • ‘Two weeks certain,’ said Dick, ‘are the--’
  • ‘Two weeks!’ cried the single gentleman gruffly, eyeing him from top to
  • toe. ‘Two years. I shall live here for two years. Here. Ten pounds
  • down. The bargain’s made.’
  • ‘Why you see,’ said Dick, ‘my name is not Brass, and--’
  • ‘Who said it was? My name’s not Brass. What then?’
  • ‘The name of the master of the house is,’ said Dick.
  • ‘I’m glad of it,’ returned the single gentleman; ‘it’s a good name for
  • a lawyer. Coachman, you may go. So may you, Sir.’
  • Mr Swiveller was so much confounded by the single gentleman riding
  • roughshod over him at this rate, that he stood looking at him almost as
  • hard as he had looked at Miss Sally. The single gentleman, however,
  • was not in the slightest degree affected by this circumstance, but
  • proceeded with perfect composure to unwind the shawl which was tied
  • round his neck, and then to pull off his boots. Freed of these
  • encumbrances, he went on to divest himself of his other clothing, which
  • he folded up, piece by piece, and ranged in order on the trunk. Then,
  • he pulled down the window-blinds, drew the curtains, wound up his
  • watch, and, quite leisurely and methodically, got into bed.
  • ‘Take down the bill,’ were his parting words, as he looked out from
  • between the curtains; ‘and let nobody call me till I ring the bell.’
  • With that the curtains closed, and he seemed to snore immediately.
  • ‘This is a most remarkable and supernatural sort of house!’ said Mr
  • Swiveller, as he walked into the office with the bill in his hand.
  • ‘She-dragons in the business, conducting themselves like professional
  • gentlemen; plain cooks of three feet high appearing mysteriously from
  • under ground; strangers walking in and going to bed without leave or
  • licence in the middle of the day! If he should be one of the
  • miraculous fellows that turn up now and then, and has gone to sleep for
  • two years, I shall be in a pleasant situation. It’s my destiny,
  • however, and I hope Brass may like it. I shall be sorry if he don’t.
  • But it’s no business of mine--I have nothing whatever to do with it!’
  • CHAPTER 35
  • Mr Brass on returning home received the report of his clerk with much
  • complacency and satisfaction, and was particular in inquiring after the
  • ten-pound note, which, proving on examination to be a good and lawful
  • note of the Governor and Company of the Bank of England, increased his
  • good-humour considerably. Indeed he so overflowed with liberality and
  • condescension, that, in the fulness of his heart, he invited Mr
  • Swiveller to partake of a bowl of punch with him at that remote and
  • indefinite period which is currently denominated ‘one of these days,’
  • and paid him many handsome compliments on the uncommon aptitude for
  • business which his conduct on the first day of his devotion to it had
  • so plainly evinced.
  • It was a maxim with Mr Brass that the habit of paying compliments kept
  • a man’s tongue oiled without any expense; and, as that useful member
  • ought never to grow rusty or creak in turning on its hinges in the case
  • of a practitioner of the law, in whom it should be always glib and
  • easy, he lost few opportunities of improving himself by the utterance
  • of handsome speeches and eulogistic expressions. And this had passed
  • into such a habit with him, that, if he could not be correctly said to
  • have his tongue at his fingers’ ends, he might certainly be said to
  • have it anywhere but in his face: which being, as we have already seen,
  • of a harsh and repulsive character, was not oiled so easily, but
  • frowned above all the smooth speeches--one of nature’s beacons, warning
  • off those who navigated the shoals and breakers of the World, or of
  • that dangerous strait the Law, and admonishing them to seek less
  • treacherous harbours and try their fortune elsewhere.
  • While Mr Brass by turns overwhelmed his clerk with compliments and
  • inspected the ten-pound note, Miss Sally showed little emotion and that
  • of no pleasurable kind, for as the tendency of her legal practice had
  • been to fix her thoughts on small gains and gripings, and to whet and
  • sharpen her natural wisdom, she was not a little disappointed that the
  • single gentleman had obtained the lodgings at such an easy rate,
  • arguing that when he was seen to have set his mind upon them, he should
  • have been at the least charged double or treble the usual terms, and
  • that, in exact proportion as he pressed forward, Mr Swiveller should
  • have hung back. But neither the good opinion of Mr Brass, nor the
  • dissatisfaction of Miss Sally, wrought any impression upon that young
  • gentleman, who, throwing the responsibility of this and all other acts
  • and deeds thereafter to be done by him, upon his unlucky destiny, was
  • quite resigned and comfortable: fully prepared for the worst, and
  • philosophically indifferent to the best.
  • ‘Good morning, Mr Richard,’ said Brass, on the second day of Mr
  • Swiveller’s clerkship. ‘Sally found you a second-hand stool, Sir,
  • yesterday evening, in Whitechapel. She’s a rare fellow at a bargain, I
  • can tell you, Mr Richard. You’ll find that a first-rate stool, Sir,
  • take my word for it.’
  • ‘It’s rather a crazy one to look at,’ said Dick.
  • ‘You’ll find it a most amazing stool to sit down upon, you may depend,’
  • returned Mr Brass. ‘It was bought in the open street just opposite the
  • hospital, and as it has been standing there a month of two, it has got
  • rather dusty and a little brown from being in the sun, that’s all.’
  • ‘I hope it hasn’t got any fevers or anything of that sort in it,’ said
  • Dick, sitting himself down discontentedly, between Mr Sampson and the
  • chaste Sally. ‘One of the legs is longer than the others.’
  • ‘Then we get a bit of timber in, Sir,’ retorted Brass. ‘Ha, ha, ha!
  • We get a bit of timber in, Sir, and that’s another advantage of my
  • sister’s going to market for us. Miss Brass, Mr Richard is the--’
  • ‘Will you keep quiet?’ interrupted the fair subject of these remarks,
  • looking up from her papers. ‘How am I to work if you keep on
  • chattering?’
  • ‘What an uncertain chap you are!’ returned the lawyer. ‘Sometimes
  • you’re all for a chat. At another time you’re all for work. A man
  • never knows what humour he’ll find you in.’
  • ‘I’m in a working humour now,’ said Sally, ‘so don’t disturb me, if you
  • please. And don’t take him,’ Miss Sally pointed with the feather of
  • her pen to Richard, ‘off his business. He won’t do more than he can
  • help, I dare say.’
  • Mr Brass had evidently a strong inclination to make an angry reply, but
  • was deterred by prudent or timid considerations, as he only muttered
  • something about aggravation and a vagabond; not associating the terms
  • with any individual, but mentioning them as connected with some
  • abstract ideas which happened to occur to him. They went on writing
  • for a long time in silence after this--in such a dull silence that Mr
  • Swiveller (who required excitement) had several times fallen asleep,
  • and written divers strange words in an unknown character with his eyes
  • shut, when Miss Sally at length broke in upon the monotony of the
  • office by pulling out the little tin box, taking a noisy pinch of
  • snuff, and then expressing her opinion that Mr Richard Swiveller had
  • ‘done it.’
  • ‘Done what, ma’am?’ said Richard.
  • ‘Do you know,’ returned Miss Brass, ‘that the lodger isn’t up yet--
  • that nothing has been seen or heard of him since he went to bed
  • yesterday afternoon?’
  • ‘Well, ma’am,’ said Dick, ‘I suppose he may sleep his ten pound out, in
  • peace and quietness, if he likes.’
  • ‘Ah! I begin to think he’ll never wake,’ observed Miss Sally.
  • ‘It’s a very remarkable circumstance,’ said Brass, laying down his pen;
  • ‘really, very remarkable. Mr Richard, you’ll remember, if this
  • gentleman should be found to have hung himself to the bed-post, or any
  • unpleasant accident of that kind should happen--you’ll remember, Mr
  • Richard, that this ten pound note was given to you in part payment of
  • two years’ rent? You’ll bear that in mind, Mr Richard; you had better
  • make a note of it, sir, in case you should ever be called upon to give
  • evidence.’
  • Mr Swiveller took a large sheet of foolscap, and with a countenance of
  • profound gravity, began to make a very small note in one corner.
  • ‘We can never be too cautious,’ said Mr Brass. ‘There is a deal of
  • wickedness going about the world, a deal of wickedness. Did the
  • gentleman happen to say, Sir--but never mind that at present, sir;
  • finish that little memorandum first.’
  • Dick did so, and handed it to Mr Brass, who had dismounted from his
  • stool, and was walking up and down the office.
  • ‘Oh, this is the memorandum, is it?’ said Brass, running his eye over
  • the document. ‘Very good. Now, Mr Richard, did the gentleman say
  • anything else?’
  • ‘No.’
  • ‘Are you sure, Mr Richard,’ said Brass, solemnly, ‘that the gentleman
  • said nothing else?’
  • ‘Devil a word, Sir,’ replied Dick.
  • ‘Think again, Sir,’ said Brass; ‘it’s my duty, Sir, in the position in
  • which I stand, and as an honourable member of the legal profession--the
  • first profession in this country, Sir, or in any other country, or in
  • any of the planets that shine above us at night and are supposed to be
  • inhabited--it’s my duty, Sir, as an honourable member of that
  • profession, not to put to you a leading question in a matter of this
  • delicacy and importance. Did the gentleman, Sir, who took the first
  • floor of you yesterday afternoon, and who brought with him a box of
  • property--a box of property--say anything more than is set down in this
  • memorandum?’
  • ‘Come, don’t be a fool,’ said Miss Sally.
  • Dick looked at her, and then at Brass, and then at Miss Sally again,
  • and still said ‘No.’
  • ‘Pooh, pooh! Deuce take it, Mr Richard, how dull you are!’ cried
  • Brass, relaxing into a smile. ‘Did he say anything about his
  • property?--there!’
  • ‘That’s the way to put it,’ said Miss Sally, nodding to her brother.
  • ‘Did he say, for instance,’ added Brass, in a kind of comfortable, cozy
  • tone--‘I don’t assert that he did say so, mind; I only ask you, to
  • refresh your memory--did he say, for instance, that he was a stranger
  • in London--that it was not his humour or within his ability to give any
  • references--that he felt we had a right to require them--and that, in
  • case anything should happen to him, at any time, he particularly
  • desired that whatever property he had upon the premises should be
  • considered mine, as some slight recompense for the trouble and
  • annoyance I should sustain--and were you, in short,’ added Brass, still
  • more comfortably and cozily than before, ‘were you induced to accept
  • him on my behalf, as a tenant, upon those conditions?’
  • ‘Certainly not,’ replied Dick.
  • ‘Why then, Mr Richard,’ said Brass, darting at him a supercilious and
  • reproachful look, ‘it’s my opinion that you’ve mistaken your calling,
  • and will never make a lawyer.’
  • ‘Not if you live a thousand years,’ added Miss Sally. Whereupon the
  • brother and sister took each a noisy pinch of snuff from the little tin
  • box, and fell into a gloomy thoughtfulness.
  • Nothing further passed up to Mr Swiveller’s dinner-time, which was at
  • three o’clock, and seemed about three weeks in coming. At the first
  • stroke of the hour, the new clerk disappeared. At the last stroke of
  • five, he reappeared, and the office, as if by magic, became fragrant
  • with the smell of gin and water and lemon-peel.
  • ‘Mr Richard,’ said Brass, ‘this man’s not up yet. Nothing will wake
  • him, sir. What’s to be done?’
  • ‘I should let him have his sleep out,’ returned Dick.
  • ‘Sleep out!’ cried Brass; ‘why he has been asleep now, six-and-twenty
  • hours. We have been moving chests of drawers over his head, we have
  • knocked double knocks at the street-door, we have made the servant-girl
  • fall down stairs several times (she’s a light weight, and it don’t hurt
  • her much,) but nothing wakes him.’
  • ‘Perhaps a ladder,’ suggested Dick, ‘and getting in at the first-floor
  • window--’
  • ‘But then there’s a door between; besides, the neighbours would be up
  • in arms,’ said Brass.
  • ‘What do you say to getting on the roof of the house through the
  • trap-door, and dropping down the chimney?’ suggested Dick.
  • ‘That would be an excellent plan,’ said Brass, ‘if anybody would be--’
  • and here he looked very hard at Mr Swiveller--‘would be kind, and
  • friendly, and generous enough, to undertake it. I dare say it would
  • not be anything like as disagreeable as one supposes.’
  • Dick had made the suggestion, thinking that the duty might possibly
  • fall within Miss Sally’s department. As he said nothing further, and
  • declined taking the hint, Mr Brass was fain to propose that they should
  • go up stairs together, and make a last effort to awaken the sleeper by
  • some less violent means, which, if they failed on this last trial, must
  • positively be succeeded by stronger measures. Mr Swiveller, assenting,
  • armed himself with his stool and the large ruler, and repaired with his
  • employer to the scene of action, where Miss Brass was already ringing a
  • hand-bell with all her might, and yet without producing the smallest
  • effect upon their mysterious lodger.
  • ‘There are his boots, Mr Richard!’ said Brass.
  • ‘Very obstinate-looking articles they are too,’ quoth Richard
  • Swiveller. And truly, they were as sturdy and bluff a pair of boots as
  • one would wish to see; as firmly planted on the ground as if their
  • owner’s legs and feet had been in them; and seeming, with their broad
  • soles and blunt toes, to hold possession of their place by main force.
  • ‘I can’t see anything but the curtain of the bed,’ said Brass, applying
  • his eye to the keyhole of the door. ‘Is he a strong man, Mr Richard?’
  • ‘Very,’ answered Dick.
  • ‘It would be an extremely unpleasant circumstance if he was to bounce
  • out suddenly,’ said Brass. ‘Keep the stairs clear. I should be more
  • than a match for him, of course, but I’m the master of the house, and
  • the laws of hospitality must be respected.--Hallo there! Hallo, hallo!’
  • While Mr Brass, with his eye curiously twisted into the keyhole,
  • uttered these sounds as a means of attracting the lodger’s attention,
  • and while Miss Brass plied the hand-bell, Mr Swiveller put his stool
  • close against the wall by the side of the door, and mounting on the top
  • and standing bolt upright, so that if the lodger did make a rush, he
  • would most probably pass him in its onward fury, began a violent
  • battery with the ruler upon the upper panels of the door. Captivated
  • with his own ingenuity, and confident in the strength of his position,
  • which he had taken up after the method of those hardy individuals who
  • open the pit and gallery doors of theatres on crowded nights, Mr
  • Swiveller rained down such a shower of blows, that the noise of the
  • bell was drowned; and the small servant, who lingered on the stairs
  • below, ready to fly at a moment’s notice, was obliged to hold her ears
  • lest she should be rendered deaf for life.
  • Suddenly the door was unlocked on the inside, and flung violently open.
  • The small servant flew to the coal-cellar; Miss Sally dived into her
  • own bed-room; Mr Brass, who was not remarkable for personal courage,
  • ran into the next street, and finding that nobody followed him, armed
  • with a poker or other offensive weapon, put his hands in his pockets,
  • walked very slowly all at once, and whistled.
  • Meanwhile, Mr Swiveller, on the top of the stool, drew himself into as
  • flat a shape as possible against the wall, and looked, not
  • unconcernedly, down upon the single gentleman, who appeared at the door
  • growling and cursing in a very awful manner, and, with the boots in his
  • hand, seemed to have an intention of hurling them down stairs on
  • speculation. This idea, however, he abandoned. He was turning into
  • his room again, still growling vengefully, when his eyes met those of
  • the watchful Richard.
  • ‘Have YOU been making that horrible noise?’ said the single gentleman.
  • ‘I have been helping, sir,’ returned Dick, keeping his eye upon him,
  • and waving the ruler gently in his right hand, as an indication of what
  • the single gentleman had to expect if he attempted any violence.
  • ‘How dare you then,’ said the lodger, ‘Eh?’
  • To this, Dick made no other reply than by inquiring whether the lodger
  • held it to be consistent with the conduct and character of a gentleman
  • to go to sleep for six-and-twenty hours at a stretch, and whether the
  • peace of an amiable and virtuous family was to weigh as nothing in the
  • balance.
  • ‘Is my peace nothing?’ said the single gentleman.
  • ‘Is their peace nothing, sir?’ returned Dick. ‘I don’t wish to hold
  • out any threats, sir--indeed the law does not allow of threats, for to
  • threaten is an indictable offence--but if ever you do that again, take
  • care you’re not sat upon by the coroner and buried in a cross road
  • before you wake. We have been distracted with fears that you were
  • dead, Sir,’ said Dick, gently sliding to the ground, ‘and the short and
  • the long of it is, that we cannot allow single gentlemen to come into
  • this establishment and sleep like double gentlemen without paying extra
  • for it.’
  • ‘Indeed!’ cried the lodger.
  • ‘Yes, Sir, indeed,’ returned Dick, yielding to his destiny and saying
  • whatever came uppermost; ‘an equal quantity of slumber was never got
  • out of one bed and bedstead, and if you’re going to sleep in that way,
  • you must pay for a double-bedded room.’
  • Instead of being thrown into a greater passion by these remarks, the
  • lodger lapsed into a broad grin and looked at Mr Swiveller with
  • twinkling eyes. He was a brown-faced sun-burnt man, and appeared
  • browner and more sun-burnt from having a white nightcap on. As it was
  • clear that he was a choleric fellow in some respects, Mr Swiveller was
  • relieved to find him in such good humour, and, to encourage him in it,
  • smiled himself.
  • The lodger, in the testiness of being so rudely roused, had pushed his
  • nightcap very much on one side of his bald head. This gave him a
  • rakish eccentric air which, now that he had leisure to observe it,
  • charmed Mr Swiveller exceedingly; therefore, by way of propitiation, he
  • expressed his hope that the gentleman was going to get up, and further
  • that he would never do so any more.
  • ‘Come here, you impudent rascal!’ was the lodger’s answer as he
  • re-entered his room.
  • Mr Swiveller followed him in, leaving the stool outside, but reserving
  • the ruler in case of a surprise. He rather congratulated himself on
  • his prudence when the single gentleman, without notice or explanation
  • of any kind, double-locked the door.
  • ‘Can you drink anything?’ was his next inquiry.
  • Mr Swiveller replied that he had very recently been assuaging the pangs
  • of thirst, but that he was still open to ‘a modest quencher,’ if the
  • materials were at hand. Without another word spoken on either side,
  • the lodger took from his great trunk, a kind of temple, shining as of
  • polished silver, and placed it carefully on the table.
  • Greatly interested in his proceedings, Mr Swiveller observed him
  • closely. Into one little chamber of this temple, he dropped an egg;
  • into another some coffee; into a third a compact piece of raw steak
  • from a neat tin case; into a fourth, he poured some water. Then, with
  • the aid of a phosphorus-box and some matches, he procured a light and
  • applied it to a spirit-lamp which had a place of its own below the
  • temple; then, he shut down the lids of all the little chambers; then he
  • opened them; and then, by some wonderful and unseen agency, the steak
  • was done, the egg was boiled, the coffee was accurately prepared, and
  • his breakfast was ready.
  • ‘Hot water--’ said the lodger, handing it to Mr Swiveller with as much
  • coolness as if he had a kitchen fire before him--‘extraordinary
  • rum--sugar--and a travelling glass. Mix for yourself. And make haste.’
  • Dick complied, his eyes wandering all the time from the temple on the
  • table, which seemed to do everything, to the great trunk which seemed
  • to hold everything. The lodger took his breakfast like a man who was
  • used to work these miracles, and thought nothing of them.
  • ‘The man of the house is a lawyer, is he not?’ said the lodger.
  • Dick nodded. The rum was amazing.
  • ‘The woman of the house--what’s she?’
  • ‘A dragon,’ said Dick.
  • The single gentleman, perhaps because he had met with such things in
  • his travels, or perhaps because he WAS a single gentleman, evinced no
  • surprise, but merely inquired ‘Wife or sister?’--‘Sister,’ said
  • Dick.--‘So much the better,’ said the single gentleman, ‘he can get rid
  • of her when he likes.’
  • ‘I want to do as I like, young man,’ he added after a short silence;
  • ‘to go to bed when I like, get up when I like, come in when I like, go
  • out when I like--to be asked no questions and be surrounded by no
  • spies. In this last respect, servants are the devil. There’s only one
  • here.’
  • ‘And a very little one,’ said Dick.
  • ‘And a very little one,’ repeated the lodger. ‘Well, the place will
  • suit me, will it?’
  • ‘Yes,’ said Dick.
  • ‘Sharks, I suppose?’ said the lodger.
  • Dick nodded assent, and drained his glass.
  • ‘Let them know my humour,’ said the single gentleman, rising. ‘If they
  • disturb me, they lose a good tenant. If they know me to be that, they
  • know enough. If they try to know more, it’s a notice to quit. It’s
  • better to understand these things at once. Good day.’
  • ‘I beg your pardon,’ said Dick, halting in his passage to the door,
  • which the lodger prepared to open. ‘When he who adores thee has left
  • but the name--’
  • ‘What do you mean?’
  • ‘--But the name,’ said Dick--‘has left but the name--in case of letters
  • or parcels--’
  • ‘I never have any,’ returned the lodger.
  • ‘Or in the case anybody should call.’
  • ‘Nobody ever calls on me.’
  • ‘If any mistake should arise from not having the name, don’t say it was
  • my fault, Sir,’ added Dick, still lingering.--‘Oh blame not the bard--’
  • ‘I’ll blame nobody,’ said the lodger, with such irascibility that in a
  • moment Dick found himself on the staircase, and the locked door between
  • them.
  • Mr Brass and Miss Sally were lurking hard by, having been, indeed, only
  • routed from the keyhole by Mr Swiveller’s abrupt exit. As their utmost
  • exertions had not enabled them to overhear a word of the interview,
  • however, in consequence of a quarrel for precedence, which, though
  • limited of necessity to pushes and pinches and such quiet pantomime,
  • had lasted the whole time, they hurried him down to the office to hear
  • his account of the conversation.
  • This Mr Swiveller gave them--faithfully as regarded the wishes and
  • character of the single gentleman, and poetically as concerned the
  • great trunk, of which he gave a description more remarkable for
  • brilliancy of imagination than a strict adherence to truth; declaring,
  • with many strong asseverations, that it contained a specimen of every
  • kind of rich food and wine, known in these times, and in particular
  • that it was of a self-acting kind and served up whatever was required,
  • as he supposed by clock-work. He also gave them to understand that the
  • cooking apparatus roasted a fine piece of sirloin of beef, weighing
  • about six pounds avoir-dupoise, in two minutes and a quarter, as he had
  • himself witnessed, and proved by his sense of taste; and further, that,
  • however the effect was produced, he had distinctly seen water boil and
  • bubble up when the single gentleman winked; from which facts he (Mr
  • Swiveller) was led to infer that the lodger was some great conjuror or
  • chemist, or both, whose residence under that roof could not fail at
  • some future days to shed a great credit and distinction on the name of
  • Brass, and add a new interest to the history of Bevis Marks.
  • There was one point which Mr Swiveller deemed it unnecessary to enlarge
  • upon, and that was the fact of the modest quencher, which, by reason of
  • its intrinsic strength and its coming close upon the heels of the
  • temperate beverage he had discussed at dinner, awakened a slight degree
  • of fever, and rendered necessary two or three other modest quenchers at
  • the public-house in the course of the evening.
  • CHAPTER 36
  • As the single gentleman after some weeks’ occupation of his lodgings,
  • still declined to correspond, by word or gesture, either with Mr Brass
  • or his sister Sally, but invariably chose Richard Swiveller as his
  • channel of communication; and as he proved himself in all respects a
  • highly desirable inmate, paying for everything beforehand, giving very
  • little trouble, making no noise, and keeping early hours; Mr Richard
  • imperceptibly rose to an important position in the family, as one who
  • had influence over this mysterious lodger, and could negotiate with
  • him, for good or evil, when nobody else durst approach his person.
  • If the truth must be told, even Mr Swiveller’s approaches to the single
  • gentleman were of a very distant kind, and met with small
  • encouragement; but, as he never returned from a monosyllabic conference
  • with the unknown, without quoting such expressions as ‘Swiveller, I
  • know I can rely upon you,’--‘I have no hesitation in saying, Swiveller,
  • that I entertain a regard for you,’--‘Swiveller, you are my friend, and
  • will stand by me I am sure,’ with many other short speeches of the same
  • familiar and confiding kind, purporting to have been addressed by the
  • single gentleman to himself, and to form the staple of their ordinary
  • discourse, neither Mr Brass nor Miss Sally for a moment questioned the
  • extent of his influence, but accorded to him their fullest and most
  • unqualified belief.
  • But quite apart from, and independent of, this source of popularity, Mr
  • Swiveller had another, which promised to be equally enduring, and to
  • lighten his position considerably.
  • He found favour in the eyes of Miss Sally Brass. Let not the light
  • scorners of female fascination erect their ears to listen to a new tale
  • of love which shall serve them for a jest; for Miss Brass, however
  • accurately formed to be beloved, was not of the loving kind. That
  • amiable virgin, having clung to the skirts of the Law from her earliest
  • youth; having sustained herself by their aid, as it were, in her first
  • running alone, and maintained a firm grasp upon them ever since; had
  • passed her life in a kind of legal childhood. She had been remarkable,
  • when a tender prattler for an uncommon talent in counterfeiting the
  • walk and manner of a bailiff: in which character she had learned to tap
  • her little playfellows on the shoulder, and to carry them off to
  • imaginary sponging-houses, with a correctness of imitation which was
  • the surprise and delight of all who witnessed her performances, and
  • which was only to be exceeded by her exquisite manner of putting an
  • execution into her doll’s house, and taking an exact inventory of the
  • chairs and tables. These artless sports had naturally soothed and
  • cheered the decline of her widowed father: a most exemplary gentleman
  • (called ‘old Foxey’ by his friends from his extreme sagacity,) who
  • encouraged them to the utmost, and whose chief regret, on finding that
  • he drew near to Houndsditch churchyard, was, that his daughter could
  • not take out an attorney’s certificate and hold a place upon the roll.
  • Filled with this affectionate and touching sorrow, he had solemnly
  • confided her to his son Sampson as an invaluable auxiliary; and from
  • the old gentleman’s decease to the period of which we treat, Miss Sally
  • Brass had been the prop and pillar of his business.
  • It is obvious that, having devoted herself from infancy to this one
  • pursuit and study, Miss Brass could know but little of the world,
  • otherwise than in connection with the law; and that from a lady gifted
  • with such high tastes, proficiency in those gentler and softer arts in
  • which women usually excel, was scarcely to be looked for. Miss Sally’s
  • accomplishments were all of a masculine and strictly legal kind. They
  • began with the practice of an attorney and they ended with it. She was
  • in a state of lawful innocence, so to speak. The law had been her
  • nurse. And, as bandy-legs or such physical deformities in children are
  • held to be the consequence of bad nursing, so, if in a mind so
  • beautiful any moral twist or handiness could be found, Miss Sally
  • Brass’s nurse was alone to blame.
  • It was upon this lady, then, that Mr Swiveller burst in full freshness as
  • something new and hitherto undreamed of, lighting up the office with
  • scraps of song and merriment, conjuring with inkstands and boxes of
  • wafers, catching three oranges in one hand, balancing stools upon his
  • chin and penknives on his nose, and constantly performing a hundred
  • other feats with equal ingenuity; for with such unbendings did Richard,
  • in Mr Brass’s absence, relieve the tedium of his confinement. These
  • social qualities, which Miss Sally first discovered by accident,
  • gradually made such an impression upon her, that she would entreat Mr
  • Swiveller to relax as though she were not by, which Mr Swiveller,
  • nothing loth, would readily consent to do. By these means a friendship
  • sprung up between them. Mr Swiveller gradually came to look upon her
  • as her brother Sampson did, and as he would have looked upon any other
  • clerk. He imparted to her the mystery of going the odd man or plain
  • Newmarket for fruit, ginger-beer, baked potatoes, or even a modest
  • quencher, of which Miss Brass did not scruple to partake. He would
  • often persuade her to undertake his share of writing in addition to her
  • own; nay, he would sometimes reward her with a hearty slap on the back,
  • and protest that she was a devilish good fellow, a jolly dog, and so
  • forth; all of which compliments Miss Sally would receive in entire good
  • part and with perfect satisfaction.
  • One circumstance troubled Mr Swiveller’s mind very much, and that was
  • that the small servant always remained somewhere in the bowels of the
  • earth under Bevis Marks, and never came to the surface unless the
  • single gentleman rang his bell, when she would answer it and
  • immediately disappear again. She never went out, or came into the
  • office, or had a clean face, or took off the coarse apron, or looked
  • out of any one of the windows, or stood at the street-door for a breath
  • of air, or had any rest or enjoyment whatever. Nobody ever came to see
  • her, nobody spoke of her, nobody cared about her. Mr Brass had said
  • once, that he believed she was a ‘love-child’ (which means anything but
  • a child of love), and that was all the information Richard Swiveller
  • could obtain.
  • ‘It’s of no use asking the dragon,’ thought Dick one day, as he sat
  • contemplating the features of Miss Sally Brass. ‘I suspect if I asked
  • any questions on that head, our alliance would be at an end. I wonder
  • whether she is a dragon by-the-bye, or something in the mermaid way.
  • She has rather a scaly appearance. But mermaids are fond of looking at
  • themselves in the glass, which she can’t be. And they have a habit of
  • combing their hair, which she hasn’t. No, she’s a dragon.’
  • ‘Where are you going, old fellow?’ said Dick aloud, as Miss Sally wiped
  • her pen as usual on the green dress, and uprose from her seat.
  • ‘To dinner,’ answered the dragon.
  • ‘To dinner!’ thought Dick, ‘that’s another circumstance. I don’t
  • believe that small servant ever has anything to eat.’
  • ‘Sammy won’t be home,’ said Miss Brass. ‘Stop till I come back. I
  • sha’n’t be long.’
  • Dick nodded, and followed Miss Brass--with his eyes to the door, and
  • with his ears to a little back parlour, where she and her brother took
  • their meals.
  • ‘Now,’ said Dick, walking up and down with his hands in his pockets,
  • ‘I’d give something--if I had it--to know how they use that child, and
  • where they keep her. My mother must have been a very inquisitive
  • woman; I have no doubt I’m marked with a note of interrogation
  • somewhere. My feelings I smother, but thou hast been the cause of this
  • anguish, my--upon my word,’ said Mr Swiveller, checking himself and
  • falling thoughtfully into the client’s chair, ‘I should like to know
  • how they use her!’
  • After running on, in this way, for some time, Mr Swiveller softly
  • opened the office door, with the intention of darting across the street
  • for a glass of the mild porter. At that moment he caught a parting
  • glimpse of the brown head-dress of Miss Brass flitting down the kitchen
  • stairs. ‘And by Jove!’ thought Dick, ‘she’s going to feed the small
  • servant. Now or never!’
  • First peeping over the handrail and allowing the head-dress to
  • disappear in the darkness below, he groped his way down, and arrived at
  • the door of a back kitchen immediately after Miss Brass had entered the
  • same, bearing in her hand a cold leg of mutton. It was a very dark
  • miserable place, very low and very damp: the walls disfigured by a
  • thousand rents and blotches. The water was trickling out of a leaky
  • butt, and a most wretched cat was lapping up the drops with the sickly
  • eagerness of starvation. The grate, which was a wide one, was wound
  • and screwed up tight, so as to hold no more than a little thin sandwich
  • of fire. Everything was locked up; the coal-cellar, the candle-box,
  • the salt-box, the meat-safe, were all padlocked. There was nothing
  • that a beetle could have lunched upon. The pinched and meagre aspect
  • of the place would have killed a chameleon. He would have known, at
  • the first mouthful, that the air was not eatable, and must have given up
  • the ghost in despair. The small servant stood with humility in presence
  • of Miss Sally, and hung her head.
  • ‘Are you there?’ said Miss Sally.
  • ‘Yes, ma’am,’ was the answer in a weak voice.
  • ‘Go further away from the leg of mutton, or you’ll be picking it, I
  • know,’ said Miss Sally.
  • The girl withdrew into a corner, while Miss Brass took a key from her
  • pocket, and opening the safe, brought from it a dreary waste of cold
  • potatoes, looking as eatable as Stonehenge. This she placed before the
  • small servant, ordering her to sit down before it, and then, taking up
  • a great carving-knife, made a mighty show of sharpening it upon the
  • carving-fork.
  • ‘Do you see this?’ said Miss Brass, slicing off about two square inches
  • of cold mutton, after all this preparation, and holding it out on the
  • point of the fork.
  • The small servant looked hard enough at it with her hungry eyes to see
  • every shred of it, small as it was, and answered, ‘yes.’
  • ‘Then don’t you ever go and say,’ retorted Miss Sally, ‘that you hadn’t
  • meat here. There, eat it up.’
  • This was soon done. ‘Now, do you want any more?’ said Miss Sally.
  • The hungry creature answered with a faint ‘No.’ They were evidently
  • going through an established form.
  • ‘You’ve been helped once to meat,’ said Miss Brass, summing up the
  • facts; ‘you have had as much as you can eat, you’re asked if you want
  • any more, and you answer, ‘no!’ Then don’t you ever go and say you were
  • allowanced, mind that.’
  • With those words, Miss Sally put the meat away and locked the safe, and
  • then drawing near to the small servant, overlooked her while she
  • finished the potatoes.
  • It was plain that some extraordinary grudge was working in Miss Brass’s
  • gentle breast, and that it was that which impelled her, without the
  • smallest present cause, to rap the child with the blade of the knife,
  • now on her hand, now on her head, and now on her back, as if she found
  • it quite impossible to stand so close to her without administering a
  • few slight knocks. But Mr Swiveller was not a little surprised to see
  • his fellow-clerk, after walking slowly backwards towards the door, as
  • if she were trying to withdraw herself from the room but could not
  • accomplish it, dart suddenly forward, and falling on the small servant
  • give her some hard blows with her clenched hand. The victim cried, but
  • in a subdued manner as if she feared to raise her voice, and Miss
  • Sally, comforting herself with a pinch of snuff, ascended the stairs,
  • just as Richard had safely reached the office.
  • CHAPTER 37
  • The single gentleman among his other peculiarities--and he had a very
  • plentiful stock, of which he every day furnished some new
  • specimen--took a most extraordinary and remarkable interest in the
  • exhibition of Punch. If the sound of a Punch’s voice, at ever so
  • remote a distance, reached Bevis Marks, the single gentleman, though in
  • bed and asleep, would start up, and, hurrying on his clothes, make for
  • the spot with all speed, and presently return at the head of a long
  • procession of idlers, having in the midst the theatre and its
  • proprietors. Straightway, the stage would be set up in front of Mr
  • Brass’s house; the single gentleman would establish himself at the
  • first floor window; and the entertainment would proceed, with all its
  • exciting accompaniments of fife and drum and shout, to the excessive
  • consternation of all sober votaries of business in that silent
  • thoroughfare. It might have been expected that when the play was done,
  • both players and audience would have dispersed; but the epilogue was as
  • bad as the play, for no sooner was the Devil dead, than the manager of
  • the puppets and his partner were summoned by the single gentleman to
  • his chamber, where they were regaled with strong waters from his
  • private store, and where they held with him long conversations, the
  • purport of which no human being could fathom. But the secret of these
  • discussions was of little importance. It was sufficient to know that
  • while they were proceeding, the concourse without still lingered round
  • the house; that boys beat upon the drum with their fists, and imitated
  • Punch with their tender voices; that the office-window was rendered
  • opaque by flattened noses, and the key-hole of the street-door luminous
  • with eyes; that every time the single gentleman or either of his guests
  • was seen at the upper window, or so much as the end of one of their
  • noses was visible, there was a great shout of execration from the
  • excluded mob, who remained howling and yelling, and refusing
  • consolation, until the exhibitors were delivered up to them to be
  • attended elsewhere. It was sufficient, in short, to know that Bevis
  • Marks was revolutionised by these popular movements, and that peace and
  • quietness fled from its precincts.
  • Nobody was rendered more indignant by these proceedings than Mr Sampson
  • Brass, who, as he could by no means afford to lose so profitable an
  • inmate, deemed it prudent to pocket his lodger’s affront along with his
  • cash, and to annoy the audiences who clustered round his door by such
  • imperfect means of retaliation as were open to him, and which were
  • confined to the trickling down of foul water on their heads from unseen
  • watering pots, pelting them with fragments of tile and mortar from the
  • roof of the house, and bribing the drivers of hackney cabriolets to
  • come suddenly round the corner and dash in among them precipitately.
  • It may, at first sight, be matter of surprise to the thoughtless few
  • that Mr Brass, being a professional gentleman, should not have legally
  • indicted some party or parties, active in the promotion of the
  • nuisance, but they will be good enough to remember, that as Doctors
  • seldom take their own prescriptions, and Divines do not always practise
  • what they preach, so lawyers are shy of meddling with the Law on their
  • own account: knowing it to be an edged tool of uncertain application,
  • very expensive in the working, and rather remarkable for its properties
  • of close shaving, than for its always shaving the right person.
  • ‘Come,’ said Mr Brass one afternoon, ‘this is two days without a Punch.
  • I’m in hopes he has run through ‘em all, at last.’
  • ‘Why are you in hopes?’ returned Miss Sally. ‘What harm do they do?’
  • ‘Here’s a pretty sort of a fellow!’ cried Brass, laying down his pen in
  • despair. ‘Now here’s an aggravating animal!’
  • ‘Well, what harm do they do?’ retorted Sally.
  • ‘What harm!’ cried Brass. ‘Is it no harm to have a constant hallooing
  • and hooting under one’s very nose, distracting one from business, and
  • making one grind one’s teeth with vexation? Is it no harm to be
  • blinded and choked up, and have the king’s highway stopped with a set
  • of screamers and roarers whose throats must be made of--of--’
  • ‘Brass,’ suggested Mr Swiveller.
  • ‘Ah! of brass,’ said the lawyer, glancing at his clerk, to assure
  • himself that he had suggested the word in good faith and without any
  • sinister intention. ‘Is that no harm?’
  • The lawyer stopped short in his invective, and listening for a moment,
  • and recognising the well-known voice, rested his head upon his hand,
  • raised his eyes to the ceiling, and muttered faintly, ‘There’s another!’
  • Up went the single gentleman’s window directly.
  • ‘There’s another,’ repeated Brass; ‘and if I could get a break and four
  • blood horses to cut into the Marks when the crowd is at its thickest,
  • I’d give eighteen-pence and never grudge it!’
  • The distant squeak was heard again. The single gentleman’s door burst
  • open. He ran violently down the stairs, out into the street, and so
  • past the window, without any hat, towards the quarter whence the sound
  • proceeded--bent, no doubt, upon securing the strangers’ services
  • directly.
  • ‘I wish I only knew who his friends were,’ muttered Sampson, filling
  • his pocket with papers; ‘if they’d just get up a pretty little
  • Commission de lunatico at the Gray’s Inn Coffee House and give me the
  • job, I’d be content to have the lodgings empty for one while, at all
  • events.’
  • With which words, and knocking his hat over his eyes as if for the
  • purpose of shutting out even a glimpse of the dreadful visitation, Mr
  • Brass rushed from the house and hurried away.
  • As Mr Swiveller was decidedly favourable to these performances, upon
  • the ground that looking at a Punch, or indeed looking at anything out
  • of window, was better than working; and as he had been, for this
  • reason, at some pains to awaken in his fellow clerk a sense of their
  • beauties and manifold deserts; both he and Miss Sally rose as with one
  • accord and took up their positions at the window: upon the sill
  • whereof, as in a post of honour, sundry young ladies and gentlemen who
  • were employed in the dry nurture of babies, and who made a point of
  • being present, with their young charges, on such occasions, had already
  • established themselves as comfortably as the circumstances would allow.
  • The glass being dim, Mr Swiveller, agreeably to a friendly custom which
  • he had established between them, hitched off the brown head-dress from
  • Miss Sally’s head, and dusted it carefully therewith. By the time he
  • had handed it back, and its beautiful wearer had put it on again (which
  • she did with perfect composure and indifference), the lodger returned
  • with the show and showmen at his heels, and a strong addition to the
  • body of spectators. The exhibitor disappeared with all speed behind
  • the drapery; and his partner, stationing himself by the side of the
  • Theatre, surveyed the audience with a remarkable expression of
  • melancholy, which became more remarkable still when he breathed a
  • hornpipe tune into that sweet musical instrument which is popularly
  • termed a mouth-organ, without at all changing the mournful expression
  • of the upper part of his face, though his mouth and chin were, of
  • necessity, in lively spasms.
  • The drama proceeded to its close, and held the spectators enchained in
  • the customary manner. The sensation which kindles in large assemblies,
  • when they are relieved from a state of breathless suspense and are
  • again free to speak and move, was yet rife, when the lodger, as usual,
  • summoned the men up stairs.
  • ‘Both of you,’ he called from the window; for only the actual
  • exhibitor--a little fat man--prepared to obey the summons. ‘I want to
  • talk to you. Come both of you!’
  • ‘Come, Tommy,’ said the little man.
  • ‘I an’t a talker,’ replied the other. ‘Tell him so. What should I go
  • and talk for?’
  • ‘Don’t you see the gentleman’s got a bottle and glass up there?’
  • returned the little man.
  • ‘And couldn’t you have said so at first?’ retorted the other with
  • sudden alacrity. ‘Now, what are you waiting for? Are you going to
  • keep the gentleman expecting us all day? haven’t you no manners?’
  • With this remonstrance, the melancholy man, who was no other than Mr
  • Thomas Codlin, pushed past his friend and brother in the craft, Mr
  • Harris, otherwise Short or Trotters, and hurried before him to the
  • single gentleman’s apartment.
  • ‘Now, my men,’ said the single gentleman; ‘you have done very well.
  • What will you take? Tell that little man behind, to shut the door.’
  • ‘Shut the door, can’t you?’ said Mr Codlin, turning gruffly to his
  • friend. ‘You might have knowed that the gentleman wanted the door
  • shut, without being told, I think.’
  • Mr Short obeyed, observing under his breath that his friend seemed
  • unusually ‘cranky,’ and expressing a hope that there was no dairy in
  • the neighbourhood, or his temper would certainly spoil its contents.
  • The gentleman pointed to a couple of chairs, and intimated by an
  • emphatic nod of his head that he expected them to be seated. Messrs
  • Codlin and Short, after looking at each other with considerable doubt
  • and indecision, at length sat down--each on the extreme edge of the
  • chair pointed out to him--and held their hats very tight, while the
  • single gentleman filled a couple of glasses from a bottle on the table
  • beside him, and presented them in due form.
  • ‘You’re pretty well browned by the sun, both of you,’ said their
  • entertainer. ‘Have you been travelling?’
  • Mr Short replied in the affirmative with a nod and a smile. Mr Codlin
  • added a corroborative nod and a short groan, as if he still felt the
  • weight of the Temple on his shoulders.
  • ‘To fairs, markets, races, and so forth, I suppose?’ pursued the single
  • gentleman.
  • ‘Yes, sir,’ returned Short, ‘pretty nigh all over the West of England.’
  • ‘I have talked to men of your craft from North, East, and South,’
  • returned their host, in rather a hasty manner; ‘but I never lighted on
  • any from the West before.’
  • ‘It’s our reg’lar summer circuit is the West, master,’ said Short;
  • ‘that’s where it is. We takes the East of London in the spring and
  • winter, and the West of England in the summer time. Many’s the hard
  • day’s walking in rain and mud, and with never a penny earned, we’ve had
  • down in the West.’
  • ‘Let me fill your glass again.’
  • ‘Much obleeged to you sir, I think I will,’ said Mr Codlin, suddenly
  • thrusting in his own and turning Short’s aside. ‘I’m the sufferer,
  • sir, in all the travelling, and in all the staying at home. In town or
  • country, wet or dry, hot or cold, Tom Codlin suffers. But Tom Codlin
  • isn’t to complain for all that. Oh, no! Short may complain, but if
  • Codlin grumbles by so much as a word--oh dear, down with him, down
  • with him directly. It isn’t his place to grumble. That’s quite out of
  • the question.’
  • ‘Codlin an’t without his usefulness,’ observed Short with an arch look,
  • ‘but he don’t always keep his eyes open. He falls asleep sometimes,
  • you know. Remember them last races, Tommy.’
  • ‘Will you never leave off aggravating a man?’ said Codlin. ‘It’s very
  • like I was asleep when five-and-tenpence was collected, in one round,
  • isn’t it? I was attending to my business, and couldn’t have my eyes in
  • twenty places at once, like a peacock, no more than you could. If I
  • an’t a match for an old man and a young child, you an’t neither, so
  • don’t throw that out against me, for the cap fits your head quite as
  • correct as it fits mine.’
  • ‘You may as well drop the subject, Tom,’ said Short. ‘It isn’t
  • particular agreeable to the gentleman, I dare say.’
  • ‘Then you shouldn’t have brought it up,’ returned Mr Codlin; ‘and I ask
  • the gentleman’s pardon on your account, as a giddy chap that likes to
  • hear himself talk, and don’t much care what he talks about, so that he
  • does talk.’
  • Their entertainer had sat perfectly quiet in the beginning of this
  • dispute, looking first at one man and then at the other, as if he were
  • lying in wait for an opportunity of putting some further question, or
  • reverting to that from which the discourse had strayed. But, from the
  • point where Mr Codlin was charged with sleepiness, he had shown an
  • increasing interest in the discussion: which now attained a very high
  • pitch.
  • ‘You are the two men I want,’ he said, ‘the two men I have been looking
  • for, and searching after! Where are that old man and that child you
  • speak of?’
  • ‘Sir?’ said Short, hesitating, and looking towards his friend.
  • ‘The old man and his grandchild who travelled with you--where are they?
  • It will be worth your while to speak out, I assure you; much better
  • worth your while than you believe. They left you, you say--at those
  • races, as I understand. They have been traced to that place, and there
  • lost sight of. Have you no clue, can you suggest no clue, to their
  • recovery?’
  • ‘Did I always say, Thomas,’ cried Short, turning with a look of
  • amazement to his friend, ‘that there was sure to be an inquiry after
  • them two travellers?’
  • ‘YOU said!’ returned Mr Codlin. ‘Did I always say that that ‘ere
  • blessed child was the most interesting I ever see? Did I always say I
  • loved her, and doated on her? Pretty creetur, I think I hear her now.
  • “Codlin’s my friend,” she says, with a tear of gratitude a trickling
  • down her little eye; “Codlin’s my friend,” she says--“not Short.
  • Short’s very well,” she says; “I’ve no quarrel with Short; he means
  • kind, I dare say; but Codlin,” she says, “has the feelings for my
  • money, though he mayn’t look it.”’
  • Repeating these words with great emotion, Mr Codlin rubbed the bridge
  • of his nose with his coat-sleeve, and shaking his head mournfully from
  • side to side, left the single gentleman to infer that, from the moment
  • when he lost sight of his dear young charge, his peace of mind and
  • happiness had fled.
  • ‘Good Heaven!’ said the single gentleman, pacing up and down the room,
  • ‘have I found these men at last, only to discover that they can give me
  • no information or assistance! It would have been better to have lived
  • on, in hope, from day to day, and never to have lighted on them, than
  • to have my expectations scattered thus.’
  • ‘Stay a minute,’ said Short. ‘A man of the name of Jerry--you know
  • Jerry, Thomas?’
  • ‘Oh, don’t talk to me of Jerrys,’ replied Mr Codlin. ‘How can I care a
  • pinch of snuff for Jerrys, when I think of that ‘ere darling child?
  • “Codlin’s my friend,” she says, “dear, good, kind Codlin, as is always
  • a devising pleasures for me! I don’t object to Short,” she says, “but
  • I cotton to Codlin.” Once,’ said that gentleman reflectively, ‘she
  • called me Father Codlin. I thought I should have bust!’
  • ‘A man of the name of Jerry, sir,’ said Short, turning from his selfish
  • colleague to their new acquaintance, ‘wot keeps a company of dancing
  • dogs, told me, in a accidental sort of way, that he had seen the old
  • gentleman in connexion with a travelling wax-work, unbeknown to him.
  • As they’d given us the slip, and nothing had come of it, and this was
  • down in the country that he’d been seen, I took no measures about it,
  • and asked no questions--But I can, if you like.’
  • ‘Is this man in town?’ said the impatient single gentleman. ‘Speak
  • faster.’
  • ‘No he isn’t, but he will be to-morrow, for he lodges in our house,’
  • replied Mr Short rapidly.
  • ‘Then bring him here,’ said the single gentleman. ‘Here’s a sovereign
  • a-piece. If I can find these people through your means, it is but a
  • prelude to twenty more. Return to me to-morrow, and keep your own
  • counsel on this subject--though I need hardly tell you that; for you’ll
  • do so for your own sakes. Now, give me your address, and leave me.’
  • The address was given, the two men departed, the crowd went with them,
  • and the single gentleman for two mortal hours walked in uncommon
  • agitation up and down his room, over the wondering heads of Mr
  • Swiveller and Miss Sally Brass.
  • CHAPTER 38
  • Kit--for it happens at this juncture, not only that we have breathing
  • time to follow his fortunes, but that the necessities of these
  • adventures so adapt themselves to our ease and inclination as to call
  • upon us imperatively to pursue the track we most desire to take--Kit,
  • while the matters treated of in the last fifteen chapters were yet in
  • progress, was, as the reader may suppose, gradually familiarising
  • himself more and more with Mr and Mrs Garland, Mr Abel, the pony, and
  • Barbara, and gradually coming to consider them one and all as his
  • particular private friends, and Abel Cottage, Finchley, as his own
  • proper home.
  • Stay--the words are written, and may go, but if they convey any notion
  • that Kit, in the plentiful board and comfortable lodging of his new
  • abode, began to think slightingly of the poor fare and furniture of his
  • old dwelling, they do their office badly and commit injustice. Who so
  • mindful of those he left at home--albeit they were but a mother and two
  • young babies--as Kit? What boastful father in the fulness of his heart
  • ever related such wonders of his infant prodigy, as Kit never wearied
  • of telling Barbara in the evening time, concerning little Jacob? Was
  • there ever such a mother as Kit’s mother, on her son’s showing; or was
  • there ever such comfort in poverty as in the poverty of Kit’s family,
  • if any correct judgment might be arrived at, from his own glowing
  • account!
  • And let me linger in this place, for an instant, to remark that if ever
  • household affections and loves are graceful things, they are graceful
  • in the poor. The ties that bind the wealthy and the proud to home may
  • be forged on earth, but those which link the poor man to his humble
  • hearth are of the truer metal and bear the stamp of Heaven. The man of
  • high descent may love the halls and lands of his inheritance as part of
  • himself: as trophies of his birth and power; his associations with them
  • are associations of pride and wealth and triumph; the poor man’s
  • attachment to the tenements he holds, which strangers have held before,
  • and may to-morrow occupy again, has a worthier root, struck deep into a
  • purer soil. His household gods are of flesh and blood, with no alloy
  • of silver, gold, or precious stone; he has no property but in the
  • affections of his own heart; and when they endear bare floors and
  • walls, despite of rags and toil and scanty fare, that man has his love
  • of home from God, and his rude hut becomes a solemn place.
  • Oh! if those who rule the destinies of nations would but remember
  • this--if they would but think how hard it is for the very poor to have
  • engendered in their hearts, that love of home from which all domestic
  • virtues spring, when they live in dense and squalid masses where social
  • decency is lost, or rather never found--if they would but turn aside
  • from the wide thoroughfares and great houses, and strive to improve the
  • wretched dwellings in bye-ways where only Poverty may walk--many low
  • roofs would point more truly to the sky, than the loftiest steeple that
  • now rears proudly up from the midst of guilt, and crime, and horrible
  • disease, to mock them by its contrast. In hollow voices from
  • Workhouse, Hospital, and jail, this truth is preached from day to day,
  • and has been proclaimed for years. It is no light matter--no outcry
  • from the working vulgar--no mere question of the people’s health and
  • comforts that may be whistled down on Wednesday nights. In love of
  • home, the love of country has its rise; and who are the truer patriots
  • or the better in time of need--those who venerate the land, owning its
  • wood, and stream, and earth, and all that they produce? or those who
  • love their country, boasting not a foot of ground in all its wide
  • domain!
  • Kit knew nothing about such questions, but he knew that his old home
  • was a very poor place, and that his new one was very unlike it, and yet
  • he was constantly looking back with grateful satisfaction and
  • affectionate anxiety, and often indited square-folded letters to his
  • mother, enclosing a shilling or eighteenpence or such other small
  • remittance, which Mr Abel’s liberality enabled him to make. Sometimes
  • being in the neighbourhood, he had leisure to call upon her, and then
  • great was the joy and pride of Kit’s mother, and extremely noisy the
  • satisfaction of little Jacob and the baby, and cordial the
  • congratulations of the whole court, who listened with admiring ears to
  • the accounts of Abel Cottage, and could never be told too much of its
  • wonders and magnificence.
  • Although Kit was in the very highest favour with the old lady and
  • gentleman, and Mr Abel, and Barbara, it is certain that no member of
  • the family evinced such a remarkable partiality for him as the
  • self-willed pony, who, from being the most obstinate and opinionated
  • pony on the face of the earth, was, in his hands, the meekest and most
  • tractable of animals. It is true that in exact proportion as he became
  • manageable by Kit he became utterly ungovernable by anybody else (as if
  • he had determined to keep him in the family at all risks and hazards),
  • and that, even under the guidance of his favourite, he would sometimes
  • perform a great variety of strange freaks and capers, to the extreme
  • discomposure of the old lady’s nerves; but as Kit always represented
  • that this was only his fun, or a way he had of showing his attachment
  • to his employers, Mrs Garland gradually suffered herself to be
  • persuaded into the belief, in which she at last became so strongly
  • confirmed, that if, in one of these ebullitions, he had overturned the
  • chaise, she would have been quite satisfied that he did it with the
  • very best intentions.
  • Besides becoming in a short time a perfect marvel in all stable
  • matters, Kit soon made himself a very tolerable gardener, a handy
  • fellow within doors, and an indispensable attendant on Mr Abel, who
  • every day gave him some new proof of his confidence and approbation.
  • Mr Witherden the notary, too, regarded him with a friendly eye; and
  • even Mr Chuckster would sometimes condescend to give him a slight nod,
  • or to honour him with that peculiar form of recognition which is called
  • ‘taking a sight,’ or to favour him with some other salute combining
  • pleasantry with patronage.
  • One morning Kit drove Mr Abel to the Notary’s office, as he sometimes
  • did, and having set him down at the house, was about to drive off to a
  • livery stable hard by, when this same Mr Chuckster emerged from the
  • office door, and cried ‘Woa-a-a-a-a-a!’--dwelling upon the note a long
  • time, for the purpose of striking terror into the pony’s heart, and
  • asserting the supremacy of man over the inferior animals.
  • ‘Pull up, Snobby,’ cried Mr Chuckster, addressing himself to Kit.
  • ‘You’re wanted inside here.’
  • ‘Has Mr Abel forgotten anything, I wonder?’ said Kit as he dismounted.
  • ‘Ask no questions, Snobby,’ returned Mr Chuckster, ‘but go and see.
  • Woa-a-a then, will you? If that pony was mine, I’d break him.’
  • ‘You must be very gentle with him, if you please,’ said Kit, ‘or you’ll
  • find him troublesome. You’d better not keep on pulling his ears,
  • please. I know he won’t like it.’
  • To this remonstrance Mr Chuckster deigned no other answer, than
  • addressing Kit with a lofty and distant air as ‘young feller,’ and
  • requesting him to cut and come again with all speed. The ‘young
  • feller’ complying, Mr Chuckster put his hands in his pockets, and tried
  • to look as if he were not minding the pony, but happened to be lounging
  • there by accident.
  • Kit scraped his shoes very carefully (for he had not yet lost his
  • reverence for the bundles of papers and the tin boxes,) and tapped at
  • the office-door, which was quickly opened by the Notary himself.
  • ‘Oh! come in, Christopher,’ said Mr Witherden.
  • ‘Is that the lad?’ asked an elderly gentleman, but of a stout, bluff
  • figure--who was in the room.
  • ‘That’s the lad,’ said Mr Witherden. ‘He fell in with my client, Mr
  • Garland, sir, at this very door. I have reason to think he is a good
  • lad, sir, and that you may believe what he says. Let me introduce Mr
  • Abel Garland, sir--his young master; my articled pupil, sir, and most
  • particular friend:--my most particular friend, sir,’ repeated the
  • Notary, drawing out his silk handkerchief and flourishing it about his
  • face.
  • ‘Your servant, sir,’ said the stranger gentleman.
  • ‘Yours, sir, I’m sure,’ replied Mr Abel mildly. ‘You were wishing to
  • speak to Christopher, sir?’
  • ‘Yes, I was. Have I your permission?’
  • ‘By all means.’
  • ‘My business is no secret; or I should rather say it need be no secret
  • here,’ said the stranger, observing that Mr Abel and the Notary were
  • preparing to retire. ‘It relates to a dealer in curiosities with whom
  • he lived, and in whom I am earnestly and warmly interested. I have
  • been a stranger to this country, gentlemen, for very many years, and if
  • I am deficient in form and ceremony, I hope you will forgive me.’
  • ‘No forgiveness is necessary, sir;--none whatever,’ replied the Notary.
  • And so said Mr Abel.
  • ‘I have been making inquiries in the neighbourhood in which his old
  • master lived,’ said the stranger, ‘and I learn that he was served by
  • this lad. I have found out his mother’s house, and have been directed
  • by her to this place as the nearest in which I should be likely to find
  • him. That’s the cause of my presenting myself here this morning.’
  • ‘I am very glad of any cause, sir,’ said the Notary, ‘which procures me
  • the honour of this visit.’
  • ‘Sir,’ retorted the stranger, ‘you speak like a mere man of the world,
  • and I think you something better. Therefore, pray do not sink your
  • real character in paying unmeaning compliments to me.’
  • ‘Hem!’ coughed the Notary. ‘You’re a plain speaker, sir.’
  • ‘And a plain dealer,’ returned the stranger. ‘It may be my long
  • absence and inexperience that lead me to the conclusion; but if plain
  • speakers are scarce in this part of the world, I fancy plain dealers
  • are still scarcer. If my speaking should offend you, sir, my dealing,
  • I hope, will make amends.’
  • Mr Witherden seemed a little disconcerted by the elderly gentleman’s
  • mode of conducting the dialogue; and as for Kit, he looked at him in
  • open-mouthed astonishment: wondering what kind of language he would
  • address to him, if he talked in that free and easy way to a Notary. It
  • was with no harshness, however, though with something of constitutional
  • irritability and haste, that he turned to Kit and said:
  • ‘If you think, my lad, that I am pursuing these inquiries with any
  • other view than that of serving and reclaiming those I am in search of,
  • you do me a very great wrong, and deceive yourself. Don’t be deceived,
  • I beg of you, but rely upon my assurance. The fact is, gentlemen,’ he
  • added, turning again to the Notary and his pupil, ‘that I am in a very
  • painful and wholly unexpected position. I came to this city with a
  • darling object at my heart, expecting to find no obstacle or difficulty
  • in the way of its attainment. I find myself suddenly checked and
  • stopped short, in the execution of my design, by a mystery which I
  • cannot penetrate. Every effort I have made to penetrate it, has only
  • served to render it darker and more obscure; and I am afraid to stir
  • openly in the matter, lest those whom I anxiously pursue, should fly
  • still farther from me. I assure you that if you could give me any
  • assistance, you would not be sorry to do so, if you knew how greatly I
  • stand in need of it, and what a load it would relieve me from.’
  • There was a simplicity in this confidence which occasioned it to find a
  • quick response in the breast of the good-natured Notary, who replied,
  • in the same spirit, that the stranger had not mistaken his desire, and
  • that if he could be of service to him, he would, most readily.
  • Kit was then put under examination and closely questioned by the
  • unknown gentleman, touching his old master and the child, their lonely
  • way of life, their retired habits, and strict seclusion. The nightly
  • absence of the old man, the solitary existence of the child at those
  • times, his illness and recovery, Quilp’s possession of the house, and
  • their sudden disappearance, were all the subjects of much questioning
  • and answer. Finally, Kit informed the gentleman that the premises were
  • now to let, and that a board upon the door referred all inquirers to Mr
  • Sampson Brass, Solicitor, of Bevis Marks, from whom he might perhaps
  • learn some further particulars.
  • ‘Not by inquiry,’ said the gentleman shaking his head. ‘I live there.’
  • ‘Live at Brass’s the attorney’s!’ cried Mr Witherden in some surprise:
  • having professional knowledge of the gentleman in question.
  • ‘Aye,’ was the reply. ‘I entered on his lodgings t’other day, chiefly
  • because I had seen this very board. It matters little to me where I
  • live, and I had a desperate hope that some intelligence might be cast
  • in my way there, which would not reach me elsewhere. Yes, I live at
  • Brass’s--more shame for me, I suppose?’
  • ‘That’s a mere matter of opinion,’ said the Notary, shrugging his
  • shoulders. ‘He is looked upon as rather a doubtful character.’
  • ‘Doubtful?’ echoed the other. ‘I am glad to hear there’s any doubt
  • about it. I supposed that had been thoroughly settled, long ago. But
  • will you let me speak a word or two with you in private?’
  • Mr Witherden consenting, they walked into that gentleman’s private
  • closet, and remained there, in close conversation, for some quarter of
  • an hour, when they returned into the outer office. The stranger had
  • left his hat in Mr Witherden’s room, and seemed to have established
  • himself in this short interval on quite a friendly footing.
  • ‘I’ll not detain you any longer now,’ he said, putting a crown into
  • Kit’s hand, and looking towards the Notary. ‘You shall hear from me
  • again. Not a word of this, you know, except to your master and
  • mistress.’
  • ‘Mother, sir, would be glad to know--’ said Kit, faltering.
  • ‘Glad to know what?’
  • ‘Anything--so that it was no harm--about Miss Nell.’
  • ‘Would she? Well then, you may tell her if she can keep a secret. But
  • mind, not a word of this to anybody else. Don’t forget that. Be
  • particular.’
  • ‘I’ll take care, sir,’ said Kit. ‘Thankee, sir, and good morning.’
  • Now, it happened that the gentleman, in his anxiety to impress upon Kit
  • that he was not to tell anybody what had passed between them, followed
  • him out to the door to repeat his caution, and it further happened that
  • at that moment the eyes of Mr Richard Swiveller were turned in that
  • direction, and beheld his mysterious friend and Kit together.
  • It was quite an accident, and the way in which it came about was this.
  • Mr Chuckster, being a gentleman of a cultivated taste and refined
  • spirit, was one of that Lodge of Glorious Apollos whereof Mr Swiveller
  • was Perpetual Grand. Mr Swiveller, passing through the street in the
  • execution of some Brazen errand, and beholding one of his Glorious
  • Brotherhood intently gazing on a pony, crossed over to give him that
  • fraternal greeting with which Perpetual Grands are, by the very
  • constitution of their office, bound to cheer and encourage their
  • disciples. He had scarcely bestowed upon him his blessing, and
  • followed it with a general remark touching the present state and
  • prospects of the weather, when, lifting up his eyes, he beheld the
  • single gentleman of Bevis Marks in earnest conversation with
  • Christopher Nubbles.
  • ‘Hallo!’ said Dick, ‘who is that?’
  • ‘He called to see my Governor this morning,’ replied Mr Chuckster;
  • ‘beyond that, I don’t know him from Adam.’
  • ‘At least you know his name?’ said Dick.
  • To which Mr Chuckster replied, with an elevation of speech becoming a
  • Glorious Apollo, that he was ‘everlastingly blessed’ if he did.
  • ‘All I know, my dear feller,’ said Mr Chuckster, running his fingers
  • through his hair, ‘is, that he is the cause of my having stood here
  • twenty minutes, for which I hate him with a mortal and undying hatred,
  • and would pursue him to the confines of eternity if I could afford the
  • time.’
  • While they were thus discoursing, the subject of their conversation
  • (who had not appeared to recognise Mr Richard Swiveller) re-entered the
  • house, and Kit came down the steps and joined them; to whom Mr
  • Swiveller again propounded his inquiry with no better success.
  • ‘He is a very nice gentleman, Sir,’ said Kit, ‘and that’s all I know
  • about him.’
  • Mr Chuckster waxed wroth at this answer, and without applying the
  • remark to any particular case, mentioned, as a general truth, that it
  • was expedient to break the heads of Snobs, and to tweak their noses.
  • Without expressing his concurrence in this sentiment, Mr Swiveller
  • after a few moments of abstraction inquired which way Kit was driving,
  • and, being informed, declared it was his way, and that he would
  • trespass on him for a lift. Kit would gladly have declined the
  • proffered honour, but as Mr Swiveller was already established in the
  • seat beside him, he had no means of doing so, otherwise than by a
  • forcible ejectment, and therefore, drove briskly off--so briskly
  • indeed, as to cut short the leave-taking between Mr Chuckster and his
  • Grand Master, and to occasion the former gentleman some inconvenience
  • from having his corns squeezed by the impatient pony.
  • As Whisker was tired of standing, and Mr Swiveller was kind enough to
  • stimulate him by shrill whistles, and various sporting cries, they
  • rattled off at too sharp a pace to admit of much conversation:
  • especially as the pony, incensed by Mr Swiveller’s admonitions, took a
  • particular fancy for the lamp-posts and cart-wheels, and evinced a
  • strong desire to run on the pavement and rasp himself against the brick
  • walls. It was not, therefore, until they had arrived at the stable,
  • and the chaise had been extricated from a very small doorway, into
  • which the pony dragged it under the impression that he could take it
  • along with him into his usual stall, that Mr Swiveller found time to
  • talk.
  • ‘It’s hard work,’ said Richard. ‘What do you say to some beer?’
  • Kit at first declined, but presently consented, and they adjourned to
  • the neighbouring bar together.
  • ‘We’ll drink our friend what’s-his-name,’ said Dick, holding up the
  • bright frothy pot; ‘--that was talking to you this morning, you know--I
  • know him--a good fellow, but eccentric--very--here’s what’s-his-name!’
  • Kit pledged him.
  • ‘He lives in my house,’ said Dick; ‘at least in the house occupied by
  • the firm in which I’m a sort of a--of a managing partner--a difficult
  • fellow to get anything out of, but we like him--we like him.’
  • ‘I must be going, sir, if you please,’ said Kit, moving away.
  • ‘Don’t be in a hurry, Christopher,’ replied his patron, ‘we’ll drink
  • your mother.’
  • ‘Thank you, sir.’
  • ‘An excellent woman that mother of yours, Christopher,’ said Mr
  • Swiveller. ‘Who ran to catch me when I fell, and kissed the place to
  • make it well? My mother. A charming woman. He’s a liberal sort of
  • fellow. We must get him to do something for your mother. Does he know
  • her, Christopher?’
  • Kit shook his head, and glancing slyly at his questioner, thanked him,
  • and made off before he could say another word.
  • ‘Humph!’ said Mr Swiveller pondering, ‘this is queer. Nothing but
  • mysteries in connection with Brass’s house. I’ll keep my own counsel,
  • however. Everybody and anybody has been in my confidence as yet, but
  • now I think I’ll set up in business for myself. Queer--very queer!’
  • After pondering deeply and with a face of exceeding wisdom for some
  • time, Mr Swiveller drank some more of the beer, and summoning a small
  • boy who had been watching his proceedings, poured forth the few
  • remaining drops as a libation on the gravel, and bade him carry the
  • empty vessel to the bar with his compliments, and above all things to
  • lead a sober and temperate life, and abstain from all intoxicating and
  • exciting liquors. Having given him this piece of moral advice for his
  • trouble (which, as he wisely observed, was far better than half-pence)
  • the Perpetual Grand Master of the Glorious Apollos thrust his hands
  • into his pockets and sauntered away: still pondering as he went.
  • CHAPTER 39
  • All that day, though he waited for Mr Abel until evening, Kit kept
  • clear of his mother’s house, determined not to anticipate the pleasures
  • of the morrow, but to let them come in their full rush of delight; for
  • to-morrow was the great and long looked-for epoch in his
  • life--to-morrow was the end of his first quarter--the day of receiving,
  • for the first time, one fourth part of his annual income of Six Pounds
  • in one vast sum of Thirty Shillings--to-morrow was to be a half-holiday
  • devoted to a whirl of entertainments, and little Jacob was to know what
  • oysters meant, and to see a play.
  • All manner of incidents combined in favour of the occasion: not only
  • had Mr and Mrs Garland forewarned him that they intended to make no
  • deduction for his outfit from the great amount, but to pay it him
  • unbroken in all its gigantic grandeur; not only had the unknown
  • gentleman increased the stock by the sum of five shillings, which was a
  • perfect god-send and in itself a fortune; not only had these things
  • come to pass which nobody could have calculated upon, or in their
  • wildest dreams have hoped; but it was Barbara’s quarter too--Barbara’s
  • quarter, that very day--and Barbara had a half-holiday as well as Kit,
  • and Barbara’s mother was going to make one of the party, and to take
  • tea with Kit’s mother, and cultivate her acquaintance.
  • To be sure Kit looked out of his window very early that morning to see
  • which way the clouds were flying, and to be sure Barbara would have
  • been at hers too, if she had not sat up so late over-night, starching
  • and ironing small pieces of muslin, and crimping them into frills, and
  • sewing them on to other pieces to form magnificent wholes for next
  • day’s wear. But they were both up very early for all that, and had
  • small appetites for breakfast and less for dinner, and were in a state
  • of great excitement when Barbara’s mother came in, with astonishing
  • accounts of the fineness of the weather out of doors (but with a very
  • large umbrella notwithstanding, for people like Barbara’s mother seldom
  • make holiday without one), and when the bell rang for them to go up
  • stairs and receive their quarter’s money in gold and silver.
  • Well, wasn’t Mr Garland kind when he said ‘Christopher, here’s your
  • money, and you have earned it well;’ and wasn’t Mrs Garland kind when
  • she said ‘Barbara, here’s yours, and I’m much pleased with you;’ and
  • didn’t Kit sign his name bold to his receipt, and didn’t Barbara sign
  • her name all a trembling to hers; and wasn’t it beautiful to see how
  • Mrs Garland poured out Barbara’s mother a glass of wine; and didn’t
  • Barbara’s mother speak up when she said ‘Here’s blessing you, ma’am, as
  • a good lady, and you, sir, as a good gentleman, and Barbara, my love to
  • you, and here’s towards you, Mr Christopher;’ and wasn’t she as long
  • drinking it as if it had been a tumblerful; and didn’t she look
  • genteel, standing there with her gloves on; and wasn’t there plenty of
  • laughing and talking among them as they reviewed all these things upon
  • the top of the coach, and didn’t they pity the people who hadn’t got a
  • holiday!
  • But Kit’s mother, again--wouldn’t anybody have supposed she had come of
  • a good stock and been a lady all her life! There she was, quite ready
  • to receive them, with a display of tea-things that might have warmed
  • the heart of a china-shop; and little Jacob and the baby in such a
  • state of perfection that their clothes looked as good as new, though
  • Heaven knows they were old enough! Didn’t she say before they had sat
  • down five minutes that Barbara’s mother was exactly the sort of lady
  • she expected, and didn’t Barbara’s mother say that Kit’s mother was the
  • very picture of what she had expected, and didn’t Kit’s mother
  • compliment Barbara’s mother on Barbara, and didn’t Barbara’s mother
  • compliment Kit’s mother on Kit, and wasn’t Barbara herself quite
  • fascinated with little Jacob, and did ever a child show off when he was
  • wanted, as that child did, or make such friends as he made!
  • ‘And we are both widows too!’ said Barbara’s mother. ‘We must have
  • been made to know each other.’
  • ‘I haven’t a doubt about it,’ returned Mrs Nubbles. ‘And what a pity
  • it is we didn’t know each other sooner.’
  • ‘But then, you know, it’s such a pleasure,’ said Barbara’s mother, ‘to
  • have it brought about by one’s son and daughter, that it’s fully made
  • up for. Now, an’t it?’
  • To this, Kit’s mother yielded her full assent, and tracing things back
  • from effects to causes, they naturally reverted to their deceased
  • husbands, respecting whose lives, deaths, and burials, they compared
  • notes, and discovered sundry circumstances that tallied with wonderful
  • exactness; such as Barbara’s father having been exactly four years and
  • ten months older than Kit’s father, and one of them having died on a
  • Wednesday and the other on a Thursday, and both of them having been of
  • a very fine make and remarkably good-looking, with other extraordinary
  • coincidences. These recollections being of a kind calculated to cast a
  • shadow on the brightness of the holiday, Kit diverted the conversation
  • to general topics, and they were soon in great force again, and as
  • merry as before. Among other things, Kit told them about his old
  • place, and the extraordinary beauty of Nell (of whom he had talked to
  • Barbara a thousand times already); but the last-named circumstance
  • failed to interest his hearers to anything like the extent he had
  • supposed, and even his mother said (looking accidentally at Barbara at
  • the same time) that there was no doubt Miss Nell was very pretty, but
  • she was but a child after all, and there were many young women quite as
  • pretty as she; and Barbara mildly observed that she should think so,
  • and that she never could help believing Mr Christopher must be under a
  • mistake--which Kit wondered at very much, not being able to conceive
  • what reason she had for doubting him. Barbara’s mother too, observed
  • that it was very common for young folks to change at about fourteen or
  • fifteen, and whereas they had been very pretty before, to grow up quite
  • plain; which truth she illustrated by many forcible examples,
  • especially one of a young man, who, being a builder with great
  • prospects, had been particular in his attentions to Barbara, but whom
  • Barbara would have nothing to say to; which (though everything happened
  • for the best) she almost thought was a pity. Kit said he thought so
  • too, and so he did honestly, and he wondered what made Barbara so
  • silent all at once, and why his mother looked at him as if he shouldn’t
  • have said it.
  • However, it was high time now to be thinking of the play; for which
  • great preparation was required, in the way of shawls and bonnets, not
  • to mention one handkerchief full of oranges and another of apples,
  • which took some time tying up, in consequence of the fruit having a
  • tendency to roll out at the corners. At length, everything was ready,
  • and they went off very fast; Kit’s mother carrying the baby, who was
  • dreadfully wide awake, and Kit holding little Jacob in one hand, and
  • escorting Barbara with the other--a state of things which occasioned
  • the two mothers, who walked behind, to declare that they looked quite
  • family folks, and caused Barbara to blush and say, ‘Now don’t, mother!’
  • But Kit said she had no call to mind what they said; and indeed she
  • need not have had, if she had known how very far from Kit’s thoughts
  • any love-making was. Poor Barbara!
  • At last they got to the theatre, which was Astley’s: and in some two
  • minutes after they had reached the yet unopened door, little Jacob was
  • squeezed flat, and the baby had received divers concussions, and
  • Barbara’s mother’s umbrella had been carried several yards off and
  • passed back to her over the shoulders of the people, and Kit had hit a
  • man on the head with the handkerchief of apples for ‘scrowdging’ his
  • parent with unnecessary violence, and there was a great uproar. But,
  • when they were once past the pay-place and tearing away for very life
  • with their checks in their hands, and, above all, when they were fairly
  • in the theatre, and seated in such places that they couldn’t have had
  • better if they had picked them out, and taken them beforehand, all this
  • was looked upon as quite a capital joke, and an essential part of the
  • entertainment.
  • Dear, dear, what a place it looked, that Astley’s; with all the paint,
  • gilding, and looking-glass; the vague smell of horses suggestive of
  • coming wonders; the curtain that hid such gorgeous mysteries; the clean
  • white sawdust down in the circus; the company coming in and taking
  • their places; the fiddlers looking carelessly up at them while they
  • tuned their instruments, as if they didn’t want the play to begin, and
  • knew it all beforehand! What a glow was that, which burst upon them
  • all, when that long, clear, brilliant row of lights came slowly up; and
  • what the feverish excitement when the little bell rang and the music
  • began in good earnest, with strong parts for the drums, and sweet
  • effects for the triangles! Well might Barbara’s mother say to Kit’s
  • mother that the gallery was the place to see from, and wonder it wasn’t
  • much dearer than the boxes; well might Barbara feel doubtful whether to
  • laugh or cry, in her flutter of delight.
  • Then the play itself! the horses which little Jacob believed from the
  • first to be alive, and the ladies and gentlemen of whose reality he
  • could be by no means persuaded, having never seen or heard anything at
  • all like them--the firing, which made Barbara wink--the forlorn lady,
  • who made her cry--the tyrant, who made her tremble--the man who sang
  • the song with the lady’s-maid and danced the chorus, who made her
  • laugh--the pony who reared up on his hind legs when he saw the
  • murderer, and wouldn’t hear of walking on all fours again until he was
  • taken into custody--the clown who ventured on such familiarities with
  • the military man in boots--the lady who jumped over the nine-and-twenty
  • ribbons and came down safe upon the horse’s back--everything was
  • delightful, splendid, and surprising! Little Jacob applauded till his
  • hands were sore; Kit cried ‘an-kor’ at the end of everything, the
  • three-act piece included; and Barbara’s mother beat her umbrella on the
  • floor, in her ecstasies, until it was nearly worn down to the gingham.
  • In the midst of all these fascinations, Barbara’s thoughts seemed to
  • have been still running on what Kit had said at tea-time; for, when
  • they were coming out of the play, she asked him, with an hysterical
  • simper, if Miss Nell was as handsome as the lady who jumped over the
  • ribbons.
  • ‘As handsome as her?’ said Kit. ‘Double as handsome.’
  • ‘Oh Christopher! I’m sure she was the beautifullest creature ever was,’
  • said Barbara.
  • ‘Nonsense!’ returned Kit. ‘She was well enough, I don’t deny that; but
  • think how she was dressed and painted, and what a difference that made.
  • Why YOU are a good deal better looking than her, Barbara.’
  • ‘Oh Christopher!’ said Barbara, looking down.
  • ‘You are, any day,’ said Kit, ‘--and so’s your mother.’
  • Poor Barbara!
  • What was all this though--even all this--to the extraordinary
  • dissipation that ensued, when Kit, walking into an oyster-shop as bold
  • as if he lived there, and not so much as looking at the counter or the
  • man behind it, led his party into a box--a private box, fitted up with
  • red curtains, white table-cloth, and cruet-stand complete--and ordered
  • a fierce gentleman with whiskers, who acted as waiter and called him,
  • him Christopher Nubbles, ‘sir,’ to bring three dozen of his
  • largest-sized oysters, and to look sharp about it! Yes, Kit told this
  • gentleman to look sharp, and he not only said he would look sharp, but
  • he actually did, and presently came running back with the newest
  • loaves, and the freshest butter, and the largest oysters, ever seen.
  • Then said Kit to this gentleman, ‘a pot of beer’--just so--and the
  • gentleman, instead of replying, ‘Sir, did you address that language to
  • me?’ only said, ‘Pot o’ beer, sir? Yes, sir,’ and went off and fetched
  • it, and put it on the table in a small decanter-stand, like those which
  • blind-men’s dogs carry about the streets in their mouths, to catch the
  • half-pence in; and both Kit’s mother and Barbara’s mother declared as
  • he turned away that he was one of the slimmest and gracefullest young
  • men she had ever looked upon.
  • Then they fell to work upon the supper in earnest; and there was
  • Barbara, that foolish Barbara, declaring that she could not eat more
  • than two, and wanting more pressing than you would believe before she
  • would eat four: though her mother and Kit’s mother made up for it
  • pretty well, and ate and laughed and enjoyed themselves so thoroughly
  • that it did Kit good to see them, and made him laugh and eat likewise
  • from strong sympathy. But the greatest miracle of the night was little
  • Jacob, who ate oysters as if he had been born and bred to the
  • business--sprinkled the pepper and the vinegar with a discretion beyond
  • his years--and afterwards built a grotto on the table with the shells.
  • There was the baby too, who had never closed an eye all night, but had
  • sat as good as gold, trying to force a large orange into his mouth, and
  • gazing intently at the lights in the chandelier--there he was, sitting
  • up in his mother’s lap, staring at the gas without winking, and making
  • indentations in his soft visage with an oyster-shell, to that degree
  • that a heart of iron must have loved him! In short, there never was a
  • more successful supper; and when Kit ordered in a glass of something
  • hot to finish with, and proposed Mr and Mrs Garland before sending it
  • round, there were not six happier people in all the world.
  • But all happiness has an end--hence the chief pleasure of its next
  • beginning--and as it was now growing late, they agreed it was time to
  • turn their faces homewards. So, after going a little out of their way
  • to see Barbara and Barbara’s mother safe to a friend’s house where they
  • were to pass the night, Kit and his mother left them at the door, with
  • an early appointment for returning to Finchley next morning, and a
  • great many plans for next quarter’s enjoyment. Then, Kit took little
  • Jacob on his back, and giving his arm to his mother, and a kiss to the
  • baby, they all trudged merrily home together.
  • CHAPTER 40
  • Full of that vague kind of penitence which holidays awaken next
  • morning, Kit turned out at sunrise, and, with his faith in last night’s
  • enjoyments a little shaken by cool daylight and the return to every-day
  • duties and occupations, went to meet Barbara and her mother at the
  • appointed place. And being careful not to awaken any of the little
  • household, who were yet resting from their unusual fatigues, Kit left
  • his money on the chimney-piece, with an inscription in chalk calling
  • his mother’s attention to the circumstance, and informing her that it
  • came from her dutiful son; and went his way, with a heart something
  • heavier than his pockets, but free from any very great oppression
  • notwithstanding.
  • Oh these holidays! why will they leave us some regret? why cannot we
  • push them back, only a week or two in our memories, so as to put them
  • at once at that convenient distance whence they may be regarded either
  • with a calm indifference or a pleasant effort of recollection! why will
  • they hang about us, like the flavour of yesterday’s wine, suggestive of
  • headaches and lassitude, and those good intentions for the future,
  • which, under the earth, form the everlasting pavement of a large
  • estate, and, upon it, usually endure until dinner-time or thereabouts!
  • Who will wonder that Barbara had a headache, or that Barbara’s mother
  • was disposed to be cross, or that she slightly underrated Astley’s, and
  • thought the clown was older than they had taken him to be last night?
  • Kit was not surprised to hear her say so--not he. He had already had a
  • misgiving that the inconstant actors in that dazzling vision had been
  • doing the same thing the night before last, and would do it again that
  • night, and the next, and for weeks and months to come, though he would
  • not be there. Such is the difference between yesterday and today. We
  • are all going to the play, or coming home from it.
  • However, the Sun himself is weak when he first rises, and gathers
  • strength and courage as the day gets on. By degrees, they began to
  • recall circumstances more and more pleasant in their nature, until,
  • what between talking, walking, and laughing, they reached Finchley in
  • such good heart, that Barbara’s mother declared she never felt less
  • tired or in better spirits. And so said Kit. Barbara had been silent
  • all the way, but she said so too. Poor little Barbara! She was very
  • quiet.
  • They were at home in such good time that Kit had rubbed down the pony
  • and made him as spruce as a race-horse, before Mr Garland came down to
  • breakfast; which punctual and industrious conduct the old lady, and the
  • old gentleman, and Mr Abel, highly extolled. At his usual hour (or
  • rather at his usual minute and second, for he was the soul of
  • punctuality) Mr Abel walked out, to be overtaken by the London coach,
  • and Kit and the old gentleman went to work in the garden.
  • This was not the least pleasant of Kit’s employments. On a fine day
  • they were quite a family party; the old lady sitting hard by with her
  • work-basket on a little table; the old gentleman digging, or pruning,
  • or clipping about with a large pair of shears, or helping Kit in some
  • way or other with great assiduity; and Whisker looking on from his
  • paddock in placid contemplation of them all. To-day they were to trim
  • the grape-vine, so Kit mounted half-way up a short ladder, and began to
  • snip and hammer away, while the old gentleman, with a great interest in
  • his proceedings, handed up the nails and shreds of cloth as he wanted
  • them. The old lady and Whisker looked on as usual.
  • ‘Well, Christopher,’ said Mr Garland, ‘and so you have made a new
  • friend, eh?’
  • ‘I beg your pardon, Sir?’ returned Kit, looking down from the ladder.
  • ‘You have made a new friend, I hear from Mr Abel,’ said the old
  • gentleman, ‘at the office!’
  • ‘Oh! Yes Sir, yes. He behaved very handsome, Sir.’
  • ‘I’m glad to hear it,’ returned the old gentlemen with a smile. ‘He is
  • disposed to behave more handsomely still, though, Christopher.’
  • ‘Indeed, Sir! It’s very kind in him, but I don’t want him to, I’m
  • sure,’ said Kit, hammering stoutly at an obdurate nail.
  • ‘He is rather anxious,’ pursued the old gentleman, ‘to have you in his
  • own service--take care what you’re doing, or you will fall down and
  • hurt yourself.’
  • ‘To have me in his service, Sir?’ cried Kit, who had stopped short in
  • his work and faced about on the ladder like some dexterous tumbler.
  • ‘Why, Sir, I don’t think he can be in earnest when he says that.’
  • ‘Oh! But he is indeed,’ said Mr Garland. ‘And he has told Mr Abel so.’
  • ‘I never heard of such a thing!’ muttered Kit, looking ruefully at his
  • master and mistress. ‘I wonder at him; that I do.’
  • ‘You see, Christopher,’ said Mr Garland, ‘this is a point of much
  • importance to you, and you should understand and consider it in that
  • light. This gentleman is able to give you more money than I--not, I
  • hope, to carry through the various relations of master and servant,
  • more kindness and confidence, but certainly, Christopher, to give you
  • more money.’
  • ‘Well,’ said Kit, ‘after that, Sir--’
  • ‘Wait a moment,’ interposed Mr Garland. ‘That is not all. You were a
  • very faithful servant to your old employers, as I understand, and
  • should this gentleman recover them, as it is his purpose to attempt
  • doing by every means in his power, I have no doubt that you, being in
  • his service, would meet with your reward. Besides,’ added the old
  • gentleman with stronger emphasis, ‘besides having the pleasure of being
  • again brought into communication with those to whom you seem to be very
  • strongly and disinterestedly attached. You must think of all this,
  • Christopher, and not be rash or hasty in your choice.’
  • Kit did suffer one twinge, one momentary pang, in keeping the
  • resolution he had already formed, when this last argument passed
  • swiftly into his thoughts, and conjured up the realization of all his
  • hopes and fancies. But it was gone in a minute, and he sturdily
  • rejoined that the gentleman must look out for somebody else, as he did
  • think he might have done at first.
  • ‘He has no right to think that I’d be led away to go to him, sir,’ said
  • Kit, turning round again after half a minute’s hammering. ‘Does he
  • think I’m a fool?’
  • ‘He may, perhaps, Christopher, if you refuse his offer,’ said Mr
  • Garland gravely.
  • ‘Then let him, sir,’ retorted Kit; ‘what do I care, sir, what he
  • thinks? why should I care for his thinking, sir, when I know that I
  • should be a fool, and worse than a fool, sir, to leave the kindest
  • master and mistress that ever was or can be, who took me out of the
  • streets a very poor and hungry lad indeed--poorer and hungrier perhaps
  • than even you think for, sir--to go to him or anybody? If Miss Nell
  • was to come back, ma’am,’ added Kit, turning suddenly to his mistress,
  • ‘why that would be another thing, and perhaps if she wanted me, I might
  • ask you now and then to let me work for her when all was done at home.
  • But when she comes back, I see now that she’ll be rich as old master
  • always said she would, and being a rich young lady, what could she want
  • of me? No, no,’ added Kit, shaking his head sorrowfully, ‘she’ll never
  • want me any more, and bless her, I hope she never may, though I should
  • like to see her too!’
  • Here Kit drove a nail into the wall, very hard--much harder than was
  • necessary--and having done so, faced about again.
  • ‘There’s the pony, sir,’ said Kit--‘Whisker, ma’am (and he knows so
  • well I’m talking about him that he begins to neigh directly,
  • Sir)--would he let anybody come near him but me, ma’am? Here’s the
  • garden, sir, and Mr Abel, ma’am. Would Mr Abel part with me, Sir, or
  • is there anybody that could be fonder of the garden, ma’am? It would
  • break mother’s heart, Sir, and even little Jacob would have sense
  • enough to cry his eyes out, ma’am, if he thought that Mr Abel could
  • wish to part with me so soon, after having told me, only the other day,
  • that he hoped we might be together for years to come--’
  • There is no telling how long Kit might have stood upon the ladder,
  • addressing his master and mistress by turns, and generally turning
  • towards the wrong person, if Barbara had not at that moment come
  • running up to say that a messenger from the office had brought a note,
  • which, with an expression of some surprise at Kit’s oratorical
  • appearance, she put into her master’s hand.
  • ‘Oh!’ said the old gentleman after reading it, ‘ask the messenger to
  • walk this way.’ Barbara tripping off to do as she was bid, he turned
  • to Kit and said that they would not pursue the subject any further, and
  • that Kit could not be more unwilling to part with them, than they would
  • be to part with Kit; a sentiment which the old lady very generously
  • echoed.
  • ‘At the same time, Christopher,’ added Mr Garland, glancing at the note
  • in his hand, ‘if the gentleman should want to borrow you now and then
  • for an hour or so, or even a day or so, at a time, we must consent to
  • lend you, and you must consent to be lent.--Oh! here is the young
  • gentleman. How do you do, Sir?’
  • This salutation was addressed to Mr Chuckster, who, with his hat
  • extremely on one side, and his hair a long way beyond it, came
  • swaggering up the walk.
  • ‘Hope I see you well sir,’ returned that gentleman. ‘Hope I see YOU
  • well, ma’am. Charming box this, sir. Delicious country to be sure.’
  • ‘You want to take Kit back with you, I find?’ observed Mr Garland.
  • ‘I have got a chariot-cab waiting on purpose,’ replied the clerk. ‘A
  • very spanking grey in that cab, sir, if you’re a judge of horse-flesh.’
  • Declining to inspect the spanking grey, on the plea that he was but
  • poorly acquainted with such matters, and would but imperfectly
  • appreciate his beauties, Mr Garland invited Mr Chuckster to partake of
  • a slight repast in the way of lunch. That gentleman readily
  • consenting, certain cold viands, flanked with ale and wine, were
  • speedily prepared for his refreshment.
  • At this repast, Mr Chuckster exerted his utmost abilities to enchant
  • his entertainers, and impress them with a conviction of the mental
  • superiority of those who dwelt in town; with which view he led the
  • discourse to the small scandal of the day, in which he was justly
  • considered by his friends to shine prodigiously. Thus, he was in a
  • condition to relate the exact circumstances of the difference between
  • the Marquis of Mizzler and Lord Bobby, which it appeared originated in
  • a disputed bottle of champagne, and not in a pigeon-pie, as erroneously
  • reported in the newspapers; neither had Lord Bobby said to the Marquis
  • of Mizzler, ‘Mizzler, one of us two tells a lie, and I’m not the man,’
  • as incorrectly stated by the same authorities; but ‘Mizzler, you know
  • where I’m to be found, and damme, sir, find me if you want me’--which,
  • of course, entirely changed the aspect of this interesting question,
  • and placed it in a very different light. He also acquainted them with
  • the precise amount of the income guaranteed by the Duke of Thigsberry
  • to Violetta Stetta of the Italian Opera, which it appeared was payable
  • quarterly, and not half-yearly, as the public had been given to
  • understand, and which was EXclusive, and not INclusive (as had been
  • monstrously stated,) of jewellery, perfumery, hair-powder for five
  • footmen, and two daily changes of kid-gloves for a page. Having
  • entreated the old lady and gentleman to set their minds at rest on
  • these absorbing points, for they might rely on his statement being the
  • correct one, Mr Chuckster entertained them with theatrical chit-chat
  • and the court circular; and so wound up a brilliant and fascinating
  • conversation which he had maintained alone, and without any assistance
  • whatever, for upwards of three-quarters of an hour.
  • ‘And now that the nag has got his wind again,’ said Mr Chuckster rising
  • in a graceful manner, ‘I’m afraid I must cut my stick.’
  • Neither Mr nor Mrs Garland offered any opposition to his tearing
  • himself away (feeling, no doubt, that such a man could ill be spared
  • from his proper sphere of action), and therefore Mr Chuckster and Kit
  • were shortly afterwards upon their way to town; Kit being perched upon
  • the box of the cabriolet beside the driver, and Mr Chuckster seated in
  • solitary state inside, with one of his boots sticking out at each of
  • the front windows.
  • When they reached the Notary’s house, Kit followed into the office, and
  • was desired by Mr Abel to sit down and wait, for the gentleman who
  • wanted him had gone out, and perhaps might not return for some time.
  • This anticipation was strictly verified, for Kit had had his dinner,
  • and his tea, and had read all the lighter matter in the Law-List, and
  • the Post-Office Directory, and had fallen asleep a great many times,
  • before the gentleman whom he had seen before, came in; which he did at
  • last in a very great hurry.
  • He was closeted with Mr Witherden for some little time, and Mr Abel had
  • been called in to assist at the conference, before Kit, wondering very
  • much what he was wanted for, was summoned to attend them.
  • ‘Christopher,’ said the gentleman, turning to him directly he entered
  • the room, ‘I have found your old master and young mistress.’
  • ‘No, Sir! Have you, though?’ returned Kit, his eyes sparkling with
  • delight. ‘Where are they, Sir? How are they, Sir? Are they--are they
  • near here?’
  • ‘A long way from here,’ returned the gentleman, shaking his head. ‘But
  • I am going away to-night to bring them back, and I want you to go with
  • me.’
  • ‘Me, Sir?’ cried Kit, full of joy and surprise.
  • ‘The place,’ said the strange gentleman, turning thoughtfully to the
  • Notary, ‘indicated by this man of the dogs, is--how far from
  • here--sixty miles?’
  • ‘From sixty to seventy.’
  • ‘Humph! If we travel post all night, we shall reach there in good time
  • to-morrow morning. Now, the only question is, as they will not know
  • me, and the child, God bless her, would think that any stranger
  • pursuing them had a design upon her grandfather’s liberty--can I do
  • better than take this lad, whom they both know and will readily
  • remember, as an assurance to them of my friendly intentions?’
  • ‘Certainly not,’ replied the Notary. ‘Take Christopher by all means.’
  • ‘I beg your pardon, Sir,’ said Kit, who had listened to this discourse
  • with a lengthening countenance, ‘but if that’s the reason, I’m afraid I
  • should do more harm than good--Miss Nell, Sir, she knows me, and would
  • trust in me, I am sure; but old master--I don’t know why, gentlemen;
  • nobody does--would not bear me in his sight after he had been ill, and
  • Miss Nell herself told me that I must not go near him or let him see me
  • any more. I should spoil all that you were doing if I went, I’m
  • afraid. I’d give the world to go, but you had better not take me, Sir.’
  • ‘Another difficulty!’ cried the impetuous gentleman. ‘Was ever man so
  • beset as I? Is there nobody else that knew them, nobody else in whom
  • they had any confidence? Solitary as their lives were, is there no one
  • person who would serve my purpose?’
  • ‘IS there, Christopher?’ said the Notary.
  • ‘Not one, Sir,’ replied Kit.--‘Yes, though--there’s my mother.’
  • ‘Did they know her?’ said the single gentleman.
  • ‘Know her, Sir! why, she was always coming backwards and forwards.
  • They were as kind to her as they were to me. Bless you, Sir, she
  • expected they’d come back to her house.’
  • ‘Then where the devil is the woman?’ said the impatient gentleman,
  • catching up his hat. ‘Why isn’t she here? Why is that woman always
  • out of the way when she is most wanted?’
  • In a word, the single gentleman was bursting out of the office, bent
  • upon laying violent hands on Kit’s mother, forcing her into a
  • post-chaise, and carrying her off, when this novel kind of abduction
  • was with some difficulty prevented by the joint efforts of Mr Abel and
  • the Notary, who restrained him by dint of their remonstrances, and
  • persuaded him to sound Kit upon the probability of her being able and
  • willing to undertake such a journey on so short a notice.
  • This occasioned some doubts on the part of Kit, and some violent
  • demonstrations on that of the single gentleman, and a great many
  • soothing speeches on that of the Notary and Mr Abel. The upshot of the
  • business was, that Kit, after weighing the matter in his mind and
  • considering it carefully, promised, on behalf of his mother, that she
  • should be ready within two hours from that time to undertake the
  • expedition, and engaged to produce her in that place, in all respects
  • equipped and prepared for the journey, before the specified period had
  • expired.
  • Having given this pledge, which was rather a bold one, and not
  • particularly easy of redemption, Kit lost no time in sallying forth,
  • and taking measures for its immediate fulfilment.
  • CHAPTER 41
  • Kit made his way through the crowded streets, dividing the stream of
  • people, dashing across the busy road-ways, diving into lanes and
  • alleys, and stopping or turning aside for nothing, until he came in
  • front of the Old Curiosity Shop, when he came to a stand; partly from
  • habit and partly from being out of breath.
  • It was a gloomy autumn evening, and he thought the old place had never
  • looked so dismal as in its dreary twilight. The windows broken, the
  • rusty sashes rattling in their frames, the deserted house a dull
  • barrier dividing the glaring lights and bustle of the street into two
  • long lines, and standing in the midst, cold, dark, and empty--presented
  • a cheerless spectacle which mingled harshly with the bright prospects
  • the boy had been building up for its late inmates, and came like a
  • disappointment or misfortune. Kit would have had a good fire roaring
  • up the empty chimneys, lights sparkling and shining through the
  • windows, people moving briskly to and fro, voices in cheerful
  • conversation, something in unison with the new hopes that were astir.
  • He had not expected that the house would wear any different aspect--had
  • known indeed that it could not--but coming upon it in the midst of
  • eager thoughts and expectations, it checked the current in its flow,
  • and darkened it with a mournful shadow.
  • Kit, however, fortunately for himself, was not learned enough or
  • contemplative enough to be troubled with presages of evil afar off,
  • and, having no mental spectacles to assist his vision in this respect,
  • saw nothing but the dull house, which jarred uncomfortably upon his
  • previous thoughts. So, almost wishing that he had not passed it,
  • though hardly knowing why, he hurried on again, making up by his
  • increased speed for the few moments he had lost.
  • ‘Now, if she should be out,’ thought Kit, as he approached the poor
  • dwelling of his mother, ‘and I not able to find her, this impatient
  • gentleman would be in a pretty taking. And sure enough there’s no
  • light, and the door’s fast. Now, God forgive me for saying so, but if
  • this is Little Bethel’s doing, I wish Little Bethel was--was farther
  • off,’ said Kit checking himself, and knocking at the door.
  • A second knock brought no reply from within the house; but caused a
  • woman over the way to look out and inquire who that was, awanting Mrs
  • Nubbles.
  • ‘Me,’ said Kit. ‘She’s at--at Little Bethel, I suppose?’--getting out
  • the name of the obnoxious conventicle with some reluctance, and laying
  • a spiteful emphasis upon the words.
  • The neighbour nodded assent.
  • ‘Then pray tell me where it is,’ said Kit, ‘for I have come on a
  • pressing matter, and must fetch her out, even if she was in the pulpit.’
  • It was not very easy to procure a direction to the fold in question, as
  • none of the neighbours were of the flock that resorted thither, and few
  • knew anything more of it than the name. At last, a gossip of Mrs
  • Nubbles’s, who had accompanied her to chapel on one or two occasions
  • when a comfortable cup of tea had preceded her devotions, furnished the
  • needful information, which Kit had no sooner obtained than he started
  • off again.
  • Little Bethel might have been nearer, and might have been in a
  • straighter road, though in that case the reverend gentleman who
  • presided over its congregation would have lost his favourite allusion
  • to the crooked ways by which it was approached, and which enabled him
  • to liken it to Paradise itself, in contradistinction to the parish
  • church and the broad thoroughfare leading thereunto. Kit found it, at
  • last, after some trouble, and pausing at the door to take breath that
  • he might enter with becoming decency, passed into the chapel.
  • It was not badly named in one respect, being in truth a particularly
  • little Bethel--a Bethel of the smallest dimensions--with a small
  • number of small pews, and a small pulpit, in which a small gentleman
  • (by trade a Shoemaker, and by calling a Divine) was delivering in a by
  • no means small voice, a by no means small sermon, judging of its
  • dimensions by the condition of his audience, which, if their gross
  • amount were but small, comprised a still smaller number of hearers, as
  • the majority were slumbering.
  • Among these was Kit’s mother, who, finding it matter of extreme
  • difficulty to keep her eyes open after the fatigues of last night, and
  • feeling their inclination to close strongly backed and seconded by the
  • arguments of the preacher, had yielded to the drowsiness that
  • overpowered her, and fallen asleep; though not so soundly but that she
  • could, from time to time, utter a slight and almost inaudible groan, as
  • if in recognition of the orator’s doctrines. The baby in her arms was
  • as fast asleep as she; and little Jacob, whose youth prevented him from
  • recognising in this prolonged spiritual nourishment anything half as
  • interesting as oysters, was alternately very fast asleep and very wide
  • awake, as his inclination to slumber, or his terror of being personally
  • alluded to in the discourse, gained the mastery over him.
  • ‘And now I’m here,’ thought Kit, gliding into the nearest empty pew
  • which was opposite his mother’s, and on the other side of the little
  • aisle, ‘how am I ever to get at her, or persuade her to come out! I
  • might as well be twenty miles off. She’ll never wake till it’s all
  • over, and there goes the clock again! If he would but leave off for a
  • minute, or if they’d only sing!’
  • But there was little encouragement to believe that either event would
  • happen for a couple of hours to come. The preacher went on telling
  • them what he meant to convince them of before he had done, and it was
  • clear that if he only kept to one-half of his promises and forgot the
  • other, he was good for that time at least.
  • In his desperation and restlessness Kit cast his eyes about the chapel,
  • and happening to let them fall upon a little seat in front of the
  • clerk’s desk, could scarcely believe them when they showed him--Quilp!
  • He rubbed them twice or thrice, but still they insisted that Quilp was
  • there, and there indeed he was, sitting with his hands upon his knees,
  • and his hat between them on a little wooden bracket, with the
  • accustomed grin on his dirty face, and his eyes fixed upon the ceiling.
  • He certainly did not glance at Kit or at his mother, and appeared
  • utterly unconscious of their presence; still Kit could not help
  • feeling, directly, that the attention of the sly little fiend was
  • fastened upon them, and upon nothing else.
  • But, astounded as he was by the apparition of the dwarf among the
  • Little Bethelites, and not free from a misgiving that it was the
  • forerunner of some trouble or annoyance, he was compelled to subdue his
  • wonder and to take active measures for the withdrawal of his parent, as
  • the evening was now creeping on, and the matter grew serious.
  • Therefore, the next time little Jacob woke, Kit set himself to attract
  • his wandering attention, and this not being a very difficult task (one
  • sneeze effected it), he signed to him to rouse his mother.
  • Ill-luck would have it, however, that, just then, the preacher, in a
  • forcible exposition of one head of his discourse, leaned over upon the
  • pulpit-desk so that very little more of him than his legs remained
  • inside; and, while he made vehement gestures with his right hand, and
  • held on with his left, stared, or seemed to stare, straight into little
  • Jacob’s eyes, threatening him by his strained look and attitude--so it
  • appeared to the child--that if he so much as moved a muscle, he, the
  • preacher, would be literally, and not figuratively, ‘down upon him’
  • that instant. In this fearful state of things, distracted by the
  • sudden appearance of Kit, and fascinated by the eyes of the preacher,
  • the miserable Jacob sat bolt upright, wholly incapable of motion,
  • strongly disposed to cry but afraid to do so, and returning his
  • pastor’s gaze until his infant eyes seemed starting from their sockets.
  • ‘If I must do it openly, I must,’ thought Kit. With that he walked
  • softly out of his pew and into his mother’s, and as Mr Swiveller would
  • have observed if he had been present, ‘collared’ the baby without
  • speaking a word.
  • ‘Hush, mother!’ whispered Kit. ‘Come along with me, I’ve got something
  • to tell you.’
  • ‘Where am I?’ said Mrs Nubbles.
  • ‘In this blessed Little Bethel,’ returned her son, peevishly.
  • ‘Blessed indeed!’ cried Mrs Nubbles, catching at the word. ‘Oh,
  • Christopher, how have I been edified this night!’
  • ‘Yes, yes, I know,’ said Kit hastily; ‘but come along, mother,
  • everybody’s looking at us. Don’t make a noise--bring Jacob--that’s
  • right!’
  • ‘Stay, Satan, stay!’ cried the preacher, as Kit was moving off.
  • ‘This gentleman says you’re to stay, Christopher,’ whispered his mother.
  • ‘Stay, Satan, stay!’ roared the preacher again. ‘Tempt not the woman
  • that doth incline her ear to thee, but harken to the voice of him that
  • calleth. He hath a lamb from the fold!’ cried the preacher, raising
  • his voice still higher and pointing to the baby. ‘He beareth off a
  • lamb, a precious lamb! He goeth about, like a wolf in the night
  • season, and inveigleth the tender lambs!’
  • Kit was the best-tempered fellow in the world, but considering this
  • strong language, and being somewhat excited by the circumstances in
  • which he was placed, he faced round to the pulpit with the baby in his
  • arms, and replied aloud, ‘No, I don’t. He’s my brother.’
  • ‘He’s MY brother!’ cried the preacher.
  • ‘He isn’t,’ said Kit indignantly. ‘How can you say such a thing? And
  • don’t call me names if you please; what harm have I done? I shouldn’t
  • have come to take ‘em away, unless I was obliged, you may depend upon
  • that. I wanted to do it very quiet, but you wouldn’t let me. Now, you
  • have the goodness to abuse Satan and them, as much as you like, Sir,
  • and to let me alone if you please.’
  • So saying, Kit marched out of the chapel, followed by his mother and
  • little Jacob, and found himself in the open air, with an indistinct
  • recollection of having seen the people wake up and look surprised, and
  • of Quilp having remained, throughout the interruption, in his old
  • attitude, without moving his eyes from the ceiling, or appearing to
  • take the smallest notice of anything that passed.
  • ‘Oh Kit!’ said his mother, with her handkerchief to her eyes, ‘what
  • have you done! I never can go there again--never!’
  • ‘I’m glad of it, mother. What was there in the little bit of pleasure
  • you took last night that made it necessary for you to be low-spirited
  • and sorrowful tonight? That’s the way you do. If you’re happy or
  • merry ever, you come here to say, along with that chap, that you’re
  • sorry for it. More shame for you, mother, I was going to say.’
  • ‘Hush, dear!’ said Mrs Nubbles; ‘you don’t mean what you say I know,
  • but you’re talking sinfulness.’
  • ‘Don’t mean it? But I do mean it!’ retorted Kit. ‘I don’t believe,
  • mother, that harmless cheerfulness and good humour are thought greater
  • sins in Heaven than shirt-collars are, and I do believe that those
  • chaps are just about as right and sensible in putting down the one as
  • in leaving off the other--that’s my belief. But I won’t say anything
  • more about it, if you’ll promise not to cry, that’s all; and you take
  • the baby that’s a lighter weight, and give me little Jacob; and as we
  • go along (which we must do pretty quick) I’ll give you the news I
  • bring, which will surprise you a little, I can tell you. There--that’s
  • right. Now you look as if you’d never seen Little Bethel in all your
  • life, as I hope you never will again; and here’s the baby; and little
  • Jacob, you get atop of my back and catch hold of me tight round the
  • neck, and whenever a Little Bethel parson calls you a precious lamb or
  • says your brother’s one, you tell him it’s the truest things he’s said
  • for a twelvemonth, and that if he’d got a little more of the lamb
  • himself, and less of the mint-sauce--not being quite so sharp and sour
  • over it--I should like him all the better. That’s what you’ve got to
  • say to him, Jacob.’
  • Talking on in this way, half in jest and half in earnest, and cheering
  • up his mother, the children, and himself, by the one simple process of
  • determining to be in a good humour, Kit led them briskly forward; and
  • on the road home, he related what had passed at the Notary’s house, and
  • the purpose with which he had intruded on the solemnities of Little
  • Bethel.
  • His mother was not a little startled on learning what service was
  • required of her, and presently fell into a confusion of ideas, of which
  • the most prominent were that it was a great honour and dignity to ride
  • in a post-chaise, and that it was a moral impossibility to leave the
  • children behind. But this objection, and a great many others, founded
  • on certain articles of dress being at the wash, and certain other
  • articles having no existence in the wardrobe of Mrs Nubbles, were
  • overcome by Kit, who opposed to each and every of them, the pleasure of
  • recovering Nell, and the delight it would be to bring her back in
  • triumph.
  • ‘There’s only ten minutes now, mother,’ said Kit when they reached
  • home. ‘There’s a bandbox. Throw in what you want, and we’ll be off
  • directly.’
  • To tell how Kit then hustled into the box all sorts of things which
  • could, by no remote contingency, be wanted, and how he left out
  • everything likely to be of the smallest use; how a neighbour was
  • persuaded to come and stop with the children, and how the children at
  • first cried dismally, and then laughed heartily on being promised all
  • kinds of impossible and unheard-of toys; how Kit’s mother wouldn’t
  • leave off kissing them, and how Kit couldn’t make up his mind to be
  • vexed with her for doing it; would take more time and room than you and
  • I can spare. So, passing over all such matters, it is sufficient to
  • say that within a few minutes after the two hours had expired, Kit and
  • his mother arrived at the Notary’s door, where a post-chaise was
  • already waiting.
  • ‘With four horses I declare!’ said Kit, quite aghast at the
  • preparations. ‘Well you ARE going to do it, mother! Here she is, Sir.
  • Here’s my mother. She’s quite ready, sir.’
  • ‘That’s well,’ returned the gentleman. ‘Now, don’t be in a flutter,
  • ma’am; you’ll be taken great care of. Where’s the box with the new
  • clothing and necessaries for them?’
  • ‘Here it is,’ said the Notary. ‘In with it, Christopher.’
  • ‘All right, Sir,’ replied Kit. ‘Quite ready now, sir.’
  • ‘Then come along,’ said the single gentleman. And thereupon he gave
  • his arm to Kit’s mother, handed her into the carriage as politely as
  • you please, and took his seat beside her.
  • Up went the steps, bang went the door, round whirled the wheels, and
  • off they rattled, with Kit’s mother hanging out at one window waving a
  • damp pocket-handkerchief and screaming out a great many messages to
  • little Jacob and the baby, of which nobody heard a word.
  • Kit stood in the middle of the road, and looked after them with tears
  • in his eyes--not brought there by the departure he witnessed, but by
  • the return to which he looked forward. ‘They went away,’ he thought,
  • ‘on foot with nobody to speak to them or say a kind word at parting,
  • and they’ll come back, drawn by four horses, with this rich gentleman
  • for their friend, and all their troubles over! She’ll forget that she
  • taught me to write--’
  • Whatever Kit thought about after this, took some time to think of, for
  • he stood gazing up the lines of shining lamps, long after the chaise
  • had disappeared, and did not return into the house until the Notary and
  • Mr Abel, who had themselves lingered outside till the sound of the
  • wheels was no longer distinguishable, had several times wondered what
  • could possibly detain him.
  • CHAPTER 42
  • It behoves us to leave Kit for a while, thoughtful and expectant, and
  • to follow the fortunes of little Nell; resuming the thread of the
  • narrative at the point where it was left, some chapters back.
  • In one of those wanderings in the evening time, when, following the two
  • sisters at a humble distance, she felt, in her sympathy with them and
  • her recognition in their trials of something akin to her own loneliness
  • of spirit, a comfort and consolation which made such moments a time of
  • deep delight, though the softened pleasure they yielded was of that
  • kind which lives and dies in tears--in one of those wanderings at the
  • quiet hour of twilight, when sky, and earth, and air, and rippling
  • water, and sound of distant bells, claimed kindred with the emotions of
  • the solitary child, and inspired her with soothing thoughts, but not of
  • a child’s world or its easy joys--in one of those rambles which had now
  • become her only pleasure or relief from care, light had faded into
  • darkness and evening deepened into night, and still the young creature
  • lingered in the gloom; feeling a companionship in Nature so serene and
  • still, when noise of tongues and glare of garish lights would have been
  • solitude indeed.
  • The sisters had gone home, and she was alone. She raised her eyes to
  • the bright stars, looking down so mildly from the wide worlds of air,
  • and, gazing on them, found new stars burst upon her view, and more
  • beyond, and more beyond again, until the whole great expanse sparkled
  • with shining spheres, rising higher and higher in immeasurable space,
  • eternal in their numbers as in their changeless and incorruptible
  • existence. She bent over the calm river, and saw them shining in the
  • same majestic order as when the dove beheld them gleaming through the
  • swollen waters, upon the mountain tops down far below, and dead
  • mankind, a million fathoms deep.
  • The child sat silently beneath a tree, hushed in her very breath by the
  • stillness of the night, and all its attendant wonders. The time and
  • place awoke reflection, and she thought with a quiet hope--less hope,
  • perhaps, than resignation--on the past, and present, and what was yet
  • before her. Between the old man and herself there had come a gradual
  • separation, harder to bear than any former sorrow. Every evening, and
  • often in the day-time too, he was absent, alone; and although she well
  • knew where he went, and why--too well from the constant drain upon her
  • scanty purse and from his haggard looks--he evaded all inquiry,
  • maintained a strict reserve, and even shunned her presence.
  • She sat meditating sorrowfully upon this change, and mingling it, as it
  • were, with everything about her, when the distant church-clock bell
  • struck nine. Rising at the sound, she retraced her steps, and turned
  • thoughtfully towards the town.
  • She had gained a little wooden bridge, which, thrown across the stream,
  • led into a meadow in her way, when she came suddenly upon a ruddy
  • light, and looking forward more attentively, discerned that it
  • proceeded from what appeared to be an encampment of gipsies, who had
  • made a fire in one corner at no great distance from the path, and were
  • sitting or lying round it. As she was too poor to have any fear of
  • them, she did not alter her course (which, indeed, she could not have
  • done without going a long way round), but quickened her pace a little,
  • and kept straight on.
  • A movement of timid curiosity impelled her, when she approached the
  • spot, to glance towards the fire. There was a form between it and her,
  • the outline strongly developed against the light, which caused her to
  • stop abruptly. Then, as if she had reasoned with herself and were
  • assured that it could not be, or had satisfied herself that it was not
  • that of the person she had supposed, she went on again.
  • But at that instant the conversation, whatever it was, which had been
  • carrying on near this fire was resumed, and the tones of the voice that
  • spoke--she could not distinguish words--sounded as familiar to her as
  • her own.
  • She turned, and looked back. The person had been seated before, but
  • was now in a standing posture, and leaning forward on a stick on which
  • he rested both hands. The attitude was no less familiar to her than
  • the tone of voice had been. It was her grandfather.
  • Her first impulse was to call to him; her next to wonder who his
  • associates could be, and for what purpose they were together. Some
  • vague apprehension succeeded, and, yielding to the strong inclination
  • it awakened, she drew nearer to the place; not advancing across the
  • open field, however, but creeping towards it by the hedge.
  • In this way she advanced within a few feet of the fire, and standing
  • among a few young trees, could both see and hear, without much danger
  • of being observed.
  • There were no women or children, as she had seen in other gipsy camps
  • they had passed in their wayfaring, and but one gipsy--a tall athletic
  • man, who stood with his arms folded, leaning against a tree at a little
  • distance off, looking now at the fire, and now, under his black
  • eyelashes, at three other men who were there, with a watchful but
  • half-concealed interest in their conversation. Of these, her
  • grandfather was one; the others she recognised as the first
  • card-players at the public-house on the eventful night of the
  • storm--the man whom they had called Isaac List, and his gruff
  • companion. One of the low, arched gipsy-tents, common to that people,
  • was pitched hard by, but it either was, or appeared to be, empty.
  • ‘Well, are you going?’ said the stout man, looking up from the ground
  • where he was lying at his ease, into her grandfather’s face. ‘You were
  • in a mighty hurry a minute ago. Go, if you like. You’re your own
  • master, I hope?’
  • ‘Don’t vex him,’ returned Isaac List, who was squatting like a frog on
  • the other side of the fire, and had so screwed himself up that he
  • seemed to be squinting all over; ‘he didn’t mean any offence.’
  • ‘You keep me poor, and plunder me, and make a sport and jest of me
  • besides,’ said the old man, turning from one to the other. ‘Ye’ll
  • drive me mad among ye.’
  • The utter irresolution and feebleness of the grey-haired child,
  • contrasted with the keen and cunning looks of those in whose hands he
  • was, smote upon the little listener’s heart. But she constrained
  • herself to attend to all that passed, and to note each look and word.
  • ‘Confound you, what do you mean?’ said the stout man rising a little,
  • and supporting himself on his elbow. ‘Keep you poor! You’d keep us
  • poor if you could, wouldn’t you? That’s the way with you whining,
  • puny, pitiful players. When you lose, you’re martyrs; but I don’t find
  • that when you win, you look upon the other losers in that light. As to
  • plunder!’ cried the fellow, raising his voice--‘Damme, what do you
  • mean by such ungentlemanly language as plunder, eh?’
  • The speaker laid himself down again at full length, and gave one or two
  • short, angry kicks, as if in further expression of his unbounded
  • indignation. It was quite plain that he acted the bully, and his
  • friend the peacemaker, for some particular purpose; or rather, it would
  • have been to any one but the weak old man; for they exchanged glances
  • quite openly, both with each other and with the gipsy, who grinned his
  • approval of the jest until his white teeth shone again.
  • The old man stood helplessly among them for a little time, and then
  • said, turning to his assailant:
  • ‘You yourself were speaking of plunder just now, you know. Don’t be so
  • violent with me. You were, were you not?’
  • ‘Not of plundering among present company! Honour among--among
  • gentlemen, Sir,’ returned the other, who seemed to have been very near
  • giving an awkward termination to the sentence.
  • ‘Don’t be hard upon him, Jowl,’ said Isaac List. ‘He’s very sorry for
  • giving offence. There--go on with what you were saying--go on.’
  • ‘I’m a jolly old tender-hearted lamb, I am,’ cried Mr Jowl, ‘to be
  • sitting here at my time of life giving advice when I know it won’t be
  • taken, and that I shall get nothing but abuse for my pains. But that’s
  • the way I’ve gone through life. Experience has never put a chill upon
  • my warm-heartedness.’
  • ‘I tell you he’s very sorry, don’t I?’ remonstrated Isaac List, ‘and
  • that he wishes you’d go on.’
  • ‘Does he wish it?’ said the other.
  • ‘Ay,’ groaned the old man sitting down, and rocking himself to and fro.
  • ‘Go on, go on. It’s in vain to fight with it; I can’t do it; go on.’
  • ‘I go on then,’ said Jowl, ‘where I left off, when you got up so quick.
  • If you’re persuaded that it’s time for luck to turn, as it certainly
  • is, and find that you haven’t means enough to try it (and that’s where
  • it is, for you know, yourself, that you never have the funds to keep on
  • long enough at a sitting), help yourself to what seems put in your way
  • on purpose. Borrow it, I say, and, when you’re able, pay it back
  • again.’
  • ‘Certainly,’ Isaac List struck in, ‘if this good lady as keeps the
  • wax-works has money, and does keep it in a tin box when she goes to
  • bed, and doesn’t lock her door for fear of fire, it seems a easy thing;
  • quite a Providence, I should call it--but then I’ve been religiously
  • brought up.’
  • ‘You see, Isaac,’ said his friend, growing more eager, and drawing
  • himself closer to the old man, while he signed to the gipsy not to come
  • between them; ‘you see, Isaac, strangers are going in and out every
  • hour of the day; nothing would be more likely than for one of these
  • strangers to get under the good lady’s bed, or lock himself in the
  • cupboard; suspicion would be very wide, and would fall a long way from
  • the mark, no doubt. I’d give him his revenge to the last farthing he
  • brought, whatever the amount was.’
  • ‘But could you?’ urged Isaac List. ‘Is your bank strong enough?’
  • ‘Strong enough!’ answered the other, with assumed disdain. ‘Here, you
  • Sir, give me that box out of the straw!’
  • This was addressed to the gipsy, who crawled into the low tent on all
  • fours, and after some rummaging and rustling returned with a cash-box,
  • which the man who had spoken opened with a key he wore about his person.
  • ‘Do you see this?’ he said, gathering up the money in his hand and
  • letting it drop back into the box, between his fingers, like water.
  • ‘Do you hear it? Do you know the sound of gold? There, put it
  • back--and don’t talk about banks again, Isaac, till you’ve got one of
  • your own.’
  • Isaac List, with great apparent humility, protested that he had never
  • doubted the credit of a gentleman so notorious for his honourable
  • dealing as Mr Jowl, and that he had hinted at the production of the
  • box, not for the satisfaction of his doubts, for he could have none,
  • but with a view to being regaled with a sight of so much wealth, which,
  • though it might be deemed by some but an unsubstantial and visionary
  • pleasure, was to one in his circumstances a source of extreme delight,
  • only to be surpassed by its safe depository in his own personal
  • pockets. Although Mr List and Mr Jowl addressed themselves to each
  • other, it was remarkable that they both looked narrowly at the old man,
  • who, with his eyes fixed upon the fire, sat brooding over it, yet
  • listening eagerly--as it seemed from a certain involuntary motion of
  • the head, or twitching of the face from time to time--to all they said.
  • ‘My advice,’ said Jowl, lying down again with a careless air, ‘is
  • plain--I have given it, in fact. I act as a friend. Why should I help
  • a man to the means perhaps of winning all I have, unless I considered
  • him my friend? It’s foolish, I dare say, to be so thoughtful of the
  • welfare of other people, but that’s my constitution, and I can’t help
  • it; so don’t blame me, Isaac List.’
  • ‘I blame you!’ returned the person addressed; ‘not for the world, Mr
  • Jowl. I wish I could afford to be as liberal as you; and, as you say,
  • he might pay it back if he won--and if he lost--’
  • ‘You’re not to take that into consideration at all,’ said Jowl.
  • ‘But suppose he did (and nothing’s less likely, from all I know of
  • chances), why, it’s better to lose other people’s money than one’s own,
  • I hope?’
  • ‘Ah!’ cried Isaac List rapturously, ‘the pleasures of winning! The
  • delight of picking up the money--the bright, shining yellow-boys--and
  • sweeping ‘em into one’s pocket! The deliciousness of having a triumph
  • at last, and thinking that one didn’t stop short and turn back, but
  • went half-way to meet it! The--but you’re not going, old gentleman?’
  • ‘I’ll do it,’ said the old man, who had risen and taken two or three
  • hurried steps away, and now returned as hurriedly. ‘I’ll have it,
  • every penny.’
  • ‘Why, that’s brave,’ cried Isaac, jumping up and slapping him on the
  • shoulder; ‘and I respect you for having so much young blood left. Ha,
  • ha, ha! Joe Jowl’s half sorry he advised you now. We’ve got the laugh
  • against him. Ha, ha, ha!’
  • ‘He gives me my revenge, mind,’ said the old man, pointing to him
  • eagerly with his shrivelled hand: ‘mind--he stakes coin against coin,
  • down to the last one in the box, be there many or few. Remember that!’
  • ‘I’m witness,’ returned Isaac. ‘I’ll see fair between you.’
  • ‘I have passed my word,’ said Jowl with feigned reluctance, ‘and I’ll
  • keep it. When does this match come off? I wish it was over.--To-night?’
  • ‘I must have the money first,’ said the old man; ‘and that I’ll have
  • to-morrow--’
  • ‘Why not to-night?’ urged Jowl.
  • ‘It’s late now, and I should be flushed and flurried,’ said the old
  • man. ‘It must be softly done. No, to-morrow night.’
  • ‘Then to-morrow be it,’ said Jowl. ‘A drop of comfort here. Luck to
  • the best man! Fill!’
  • The gipsy produced three tin cups, and filled them to the brim with
  • brandy. The old man turned aside and muttered to himself before he
  • drank. Her own name struck upon the listener’s ear, coupled with some
  • wish so fervent, that he seemed to breathe it in an agony of
  • supplication.
  • ‘God be merciful to us!’ cried the child within herself, ‘and help us
  • in this trying hour! What shall I do to save him!’
  • The remainder of their conversation was carried on in a lower tone of
  • voice, and was sufficiently concise; relating merely to the execution
  • of the project, and the best precautions for diverting suspicion. The
  • old man then shook hands with his tempters, and withdrew.
  • They watched his bowed and stooping figure as it retreated slowly, and
  • when he turned his head to look back, which he often did, waved their
  • hands, or shouted some brief encouragement. It was not until they had
  • seen him gradually diminish into a mere speck upon the distant road,
  • that they turned to each other, and ventured to laugh aloud.
  • ‘So,’ said Jowl, warming his hands at the fire, ‘it’s done at last. He
  • wanted more persuading than I expected. It’s three weeks ago, since we
  • first put this in his head. What’ll he bring, do you think?’
  • ‘Whatever he brings, it’s halved between us,’ returned Isaac List.
  • The other man nodded. ‘We must make quick work of it,’ he said, ‘and
  • then cut his acquaintance, or we may be suspected. Sharp’s the word.’
  • List and the gipsy acquiesced. When they had all three amused
  • themselves a little with their victim’s infatuation, they dismissed the
  • subject as one which had been sufficiently discussed, and began to talk
  • in a jargon which the child did not understand. As their discourse
  • appeared to relate to matters in which they were warmly interested,
  • however, she deemed it the best time for escaping unobserved; and crept
  • away with slow and cautious steps, keeping in the shadow of the hedges,
  • or forcing a path through them or the dry ditches, until she could
  • emerge upon the road at a point beyond their range of vision. Then she
  • fled homeward as quickly as she could, torn and bleeding from the
  • wounds of thorns and briars, but more lacerated in mind, and threw
  • herself upon her bed, distracted.
  • The first idea that flashed upon her mind was flight, instant flight;
  • dragging him from that place, and rather dying of want upon the
  • roadside, than ever exposing him again to such terrible temptations.
  • Then, she remembered that the crime was not to be committed until next
  • night, and there was the intermediate time for thinking, and resolving
  • what to do. Then, she was distracted with a horrible fear that he
  • might be committing it at that moment; with a dread of hearing shrieks
  • and cries piercing the silence of the night; with fearful thoughts of
  • what he might be tempted and led on to do, if he were detected in the
  • act, and had but a woman to struggle with. It was impossible to bear
  • such torture. She stole to the room where the money was, opened the
  • door, and looked in. God be praised! He was not there, and she was
  • sleeping soundly.
  • She went back to her own room, and tried to prepare herself for bed.
  • But who could sleep--sleep! who could lie passively down, distracted by
  • such terrors? They came upon her more and more strongly yet. Half
  • undressed, and with her hair in wild disorder, she flew to the old
  • man’s bedside, clasped him by the wrist, and roused him from his sleep.
  • ‘What’s this!’ he cried, starting up in bed, and fixing his eyes upon
  • her spectral face.
  • ‘I have had a dreadful dream,’ said the child, with an energy that
  • nothing but such terrors could have inspired. ‘A dreadful, horrible
  • dream. I have had it once before. It is a dream of grey-haired men
  • like you, in darkened rooms by night, robbing sleepers of their gold.
  • Up, up!’
  • The old man shook in every joint, and folded his hands like one who
  • prays.
  • ‘Not to me,’ said the child, ‘not to me--to Heaven, to save us from
  • such deeds! This dream is too real. I cannot sleep, I cannot stay
  • here, I cannot leave you alone under the roof where such dreams come.
  • Up! We must fly.’
  • He looked at her as if she were a spirit--she might have been for all
  • the look of earth she had--and trembled more and more.
  • ‘There is no time to lose; I will not lose one minute,’ said the child.
  • ‘Up! and away with me!’
  • ‘To-night?’ murmured the old man.
  • ‘Yes, to-night,’ replied the child. ‘To-morrow night will be too late.
  • The dream will have come again. Nothing but flight can save us. Up!’
  • The old man rose from his bed: his forehead bedewed with the cold sweat
  • of fear: and, bending before the child as if she had been an angel
  • messenger sent to lead him where she would, made ready to follow her.
  • She took him by the hand and led him on. As they passed the door of the
  • room he had proposed to rob, she shuddered and looked up into his
  • face. What a white face was that, and with what a look did he meet
  • hers!
  • She took him to her own chamber, and, still holding him by the hand as
  • if she feared to lose him for an instant, gathered together the little
  • stock she had, and hung her basket on her arm. The old man took his
  • wallet from her hands and strapped it on his shoulders--his staff,
  • too, she had brought away--and then she led him forth.
  • Through the strait streets, and narrow crooked outskirts, their
  • trembling feet passed quickly. Up the steep hill too, crowned by the
  • old grey castle, they toiled with rapid steps, and had not once looked
  • behind.
  • But as they drew nearer the ruined walls, the moon rose in all her
  • gentle glory, and, from their venerable age, garlanded with ivy, moss,
  • and waving grass, the child looked back upon the sleeping town, deep in
  • the valley’s shade: and on the far-off river with its winding track of
  • light: and on the distant hills; and as she did so, she clasped the
  • hand she held, less firmly, and bursting into tears, fell upon the old
  • man’s neck.
  • CHAPTER 43
  • Her momentary weakness past, the child again summoned the resolution
  • which had until now sustained her, and, endeavouring to keep steadily
  • in her view the one idea that they were flying from disgrace and crime,
  • and that her grandfather’s preservation must depend solely on her
  • firmness, unaided by one word of advice or any helping hand, urged him
  • onward and looked back no more.
  • While he, subdued and abashed, seemed to crouch before her, and to
  • shrink and cower down, as if in the presence of some superior creature,
  • the child herself was sensible of a new feeling within her, which
  • elevated her nature, and inspired her with an energy and confidence she
  • had never known. There was no divided responsibility now; the whole
  • burden of their two lives had fallen upon her, and henceforth she must
  • think and act for both. ‘I have saved him,’ she thought. ‘In all
  • dangers and distresses, I will remember that.’
  • At any other time, the recollection of having deserted the friend who
  • had shown them so much homely kindness, without a word of
  • justification--the thought that they were guilty, in appearance, of
  • treachery and ingratitude--even the having parted from the two
  • sisters--would have filled her with sorrow and regret. But now, all
  • other considerations were lost in the new uncertainties and anxieties
  • of their wild and wandering life; and the very desperation of their
  • condition roused and stimulated her.
  • In the pale moonlight, which lent a wanness of its own to the delicate
  • face where thoughtful care already mingled with the winning grace and
  • loveliness of youth, the too bright eye, the spiritual head, the lips
  • that pressed each other with such high resolve and courage of the
  • heart, the slight figure firm in its bearing and yet so very weak, told
  • their silent tale; but told it only to the wind that rustled by, which,
  • taking up its burden, carried, perhaps to some mother’s pillow, faint
  • dreams of childhood fading in its bloom, and resting in the sleep that
  • knows no waking.
  • The night crept on apace, the moon went down, the stars grew pale and
  • dim, and morning, cold as they, slowly approached. Then, from behind a
  • distant hill, the noble sun rose up, driving the mists in phantom
  • shapes before it, and clearing the earth of their ghostly forms till
  • darkness came again. When it had climbed higher into the sky, and
  • there was warmth in its cheerful beams, they laid them down to sleep,
  • upon a bank, hard by some water.
  • But Nell retained her grasp upon the old man’s arm, and long after he
  • was slumbering soundly, watched him with untiring eyes. Fatigue stole
  • over her at last; her grasp relaxed, tightened, relaxed again, and they
  • slept side by side.
  • A confused sound of voices, mingling with her dreams, awoke her. A man
  • of very uncouth and rough appearance was standing over them, and two of
  • his companions were looking on, from a long heavy boat which had come
  • close to the bank while they were sleeping. The boat had neither oar
  • nor sail, but was towed by a couple of horses, who, with the rope to
  • which they were harnessed slack and dripping in the water, were resting
  • on the path.
  • ‘Holloa!’ said the man roughly. ‘What’s the matter here?’
  • ‘We were only asleep, Sir,’ said Nell. ‘We have been walking all
  • night.’
  • ‘A pair of queer travellers to be walking all night,’ observed the man
  • who had first accosted them. ‘One of you is a trifle too old for that
  • sort of work, and the other a trifle too young. Where are you going?’
  • Nell faltered, and pointed at hazard towards the West, upon which the
  • man inquired if she meant a certain town which he named. Nell, to
  • avoid more questioning, said ‘Yes, that was the place.’
  • ‘Where have you come from?’ was the next question; and this being an
  • easier one to answer, Nell mentioned the name of the village in which
  • their friend the schoolmaster dwelt, as being less likely to be known
  • to the men or to provoke further inquiry.
  • ‘I thought somebody had been robbing and ill-using you, might be,’ said
  • the man. ‘That’s all. Good day.’
  • Returning his salute and feeling greatly relieved by his departure,
  • Nell looked after him as he mounted one of the horses, and the boat
  • went on. It had not gone very far, when it stopped again, and she saw
  • the men beckoning to her.
  • ‘Did you call to me?’ said Nell, running up to them.
  • ‘You may go with us if you like,’ replied one of those in the boat.
  • ‘We’re going to the same place.’
  • The child hesitated for a moment. Thinking, as she had thought with
  • great trepidation more than once before, that the men whom she had seen
  • with her grandfather might, perhaps, in their eagerness for the booty,
  • follow them, and regaining their influence over him, set hers at
  • nought; and that if they went with these men, all traces of them must
  • surely be lost at that spot; determined to accept the offer. The boat
  • came close to the bank again, and before she had had any more time for
  • consideration, she and her grandfather were on board, and gliding
  • smoothly down the canal.
  • The sun shone pleasantly on the bright water, which was sometimes
  • shaded by trees, and sometimes open to a wide extent of country,
  • intersected by running streams, and rich with wooded hills, cultivated
  • land, and sheltered farms. Now and then, a village with its modest
  • spire, thatched roofs, and gable-ends, would peep out from among the
  • trees; and, more than once, a distant town, with great church towers
  • looming through its smoke, and high factories or workshops rising above
  • the mass of houses, would come in view, and, by the length of time it
  • lingered in the distance, show them how slowly they travelled. Their
  • way lay, for the most part, through the low grounds, and open plains;
  • and except these distant places, and occasionally some men working in
  • the fields, or lounging on the bridges under which they passed, to see
  • them creep along, nothing encroached on their monotonous and secluded
  • track.
  • Nell was rather disheartened, when they stopped at a kind of wharf late
  • in the afternoon, to learn from one of the men that they would not
  • reach their place of destination until next day, and that, if she had
  • no provision with her, she had better buy it there. She had but a few
  • pence, having already bargained with them for some bread, but even of
  • these it was necessary to be very careful, as they were on their way to
  • an utterly strange place, with no resource whatever. A small loaf and
  • a morsel of cheese, therefore, were all she could afford, and with
  • these she took her place in the boat again, and, after half an hour’s
  • delay during which the men were drinking at the public-house, proceeded
  • on the journey.
  • They brought some beer and spirits into the boat with them, and what
  • with drinking freely before, and again now, were soon in a fair way of
  • being quarrelsome and intoxicated. Avoiding the small cabin,
  • therefore, which was very dark and filthy, and to which they often
  • invited both her and her grandfather, Nell sat in the open air with the
  • old man by her side: listening to their boisterous hosts with a
  • palpitating heart, and almost wishing herself safe on shore again
  • though she should have to walk all night.
  • They were, in truth, very rugged, noisy fellows, and quite brutal among
  • themselves, though civil enough to their two passengers. Thus, when a
  • quarrel arose between the man who was steering and his friend in the
  • cabin, upon the question who had first suggested the propriety of
  • offering Nell some beer, and when the quarrel led to a scuffle in which
  • they beat each other fearfully, to her inexpressible terror, neither
  • visited his displeasure upon her, but each contented himself with
  • venting it on his adversary, on whom, in addition to blows, he bestowed
  • a variety of compliments, which, happily for the child, were conveyed
  • in terms, to her quite unintelligible. The difference was finally
  • adjusted, by the man who had come out of the cabin knocking the other
  • into it head first, and taking the helm into his own hands, without
  • evincing the least discomposure himself, or causing any in his friend,
  • who, being of a tolerably strong constitution and perfectly inured to
  • such trifles, went to sleep as he was, with his heels upwards, and in a
  • couple of minutes or so was snoring comfortably.
  • By this time it was night again, and though the child felt cold, being
  • but poorly clad, her anxious thoughts were far removed from her own
  • suffering or uneasiness, and busily engaged in endeavouring to devise
  • some scheme for their joint subsistence. The same spirit which had
  • supported her on the previous night, upheld and sustained her now. Her
  • grandfather lay sleeping safely at her side, and the crime to which his
  • madness urged him, was not committed. That was her comfort.
  • How every circumstance of her short, eventful life, came thronging into
  • her mind, as they travelled on! Slight incidents, never thought of or
  • remembered until now; faces, seen once and ever since forgotten; words
  • scarcely heeded at the time; scenes, of a year ago and those of
  • yesterday, mixing up and linking themselves together; familiar places
  • shaping themselves out in the darkness from things which, when
  • approached, were, of all others, the most remote and most unlike them;
  • sometimes, a strange confusion in her mind relative to the occasion of
  • her being there, and the place to which she was going, and the people
  • she was with; and imagination suggesting remarks and questions which
  • sounded so plainly in her ears, that she would start, and turn, and be
  • almost tempted to reply;--all the fancies and contradictions common in
  • watching and excitement and restless change of place, beset the child.
  • She happened, while she was thus engaged, to encounter the face of the
  • man on deck, in whom the sentimental stage of drunkenness had now
  • succeeded to the boisterous, and who, taking from his mouth a short
  • pipe, quilted over with string for its longer preservation, requested
  • that she would oblige him with a song.
  • ‘You’ve got a very pretty voice, a very soft eye, and a very strong
  • memory,’ said this gentleman; ‘the voice and eye I’ve got evidence for,
  • and the memory’s an opinion of my own. And I’m never wrong. Let me
  • hear a song this minute.’
  • ‘I don’t think I know one, sir,’ returned Nell.
  • ‘You know forty-seven songs,’ said the man, with a gravity which
  • admitted of no altercation on the subject. ‘Forty-seven’s your number.
  • Let me hear one of ‘em--the best. Give me a song this minute.’
  • Not knowing what might be the consequences of irritating her friend,
  • and trembling with the fear of doing so, poor Nell sang him some little
  • ditty which she had learned in happier times, and which was so
  • agreeable to his ear, that on its conclusion he in the same peremptory
  • manner requested to be favoured with another, to which he was so
  • obliging as to roar a chorus to no particular tune, and with no words
  • at all, but which amply made up in its amazing energy for its
  • deficiency in other respects. The noise of this vocal performance
  • awakened the other man, who, staggering upon deck and shaking his late
  • opponent by the hand, swore that singing was his pride and joy and
  • chief delight, and that he desired no better entertainment. With a
  • third call, more imperative than either of the two former, Nell felt
  • obliged to comply, and this time a chorus was maintained not only by
  • the two men together, but also by the third man on horseback, who being
  • by his position debarred from a nearer participation in the revels of
  • the night, roared when his companions roared, and rent the very air.
  • In this way, with little cessation, and singing the same songs again
  • and again, the tired and exhausted child kept them in good humour all
  • that night; and many a cottager, who was roused from his soundest sleep
  • by the discordant chorus as it floated away upon the wind, hid his head
  • beneath the bed-clothes and trembled at the sounds.
  • At length the morning dawned. It was no sooner light than it began to
  • rain heavily. As the child could not endure the intolerable vapours of
  • the cabin, they covered her, in return for her exertions, with some
  • pieces of sail-cloth and ends of tarpaulin, which sufficed to keep her
  • tolerably dry and to shelter her grandfather besides. As the day
  • advanced the rain increased. At noon it poured down more hopelessly
  • and heavily than ever without the faintest promise of abatement.
  • They had, for some time, been gradually approaching the place for which
  • they were bound. The water had become thicker and dirtier; other
  • barges, coming from it, passed them frequently; the paths of coal-ash
  • and huts of staring brick, marked the vicinity of some great
  • manufacturing town; while scattered streets and houses, and smoke from
  • distant furnaces, indicated that they were already in the outskirts.
  • Now, the clustered roofs, and piles of buildings, trembling with the
  • working of engines, and dimly resounding with their shrieks and
  • throbbings; the tall chimneys vomiting forth a black vapour, which hung
  • in a dense ill-favoured cloud above the housetops and filled the air
  • with gloom; the clank of hammers beating upon iron, the roar of busy
  • streets and noisy crowds, gradually augmenting until all the various
  • sounds blended into one and none was distinguishable for itself,
  • announced the termination of their journey.
  • The boat floated into the wharf to which it belonged. The men were
  • occupied directly. The child and her grandfather, after waiting in
  • vain to thank them or ask them whither they should go, passed through a
  • dirty lane into a crowded street, and stood, amid its din and tumult,
  • and in the pouring rain, as strange, bewildered, and confused, as if
  • they had lived a thousand years before, and were raised from the dead
  • and placed there by a miracle.
  • CHAPTER 44
  • The throng of people hurried by, in two opposite streams, with no
  • symptom of cessation or exhaustion; intent upon their own affairs; and
  • undisturbed in their business speculations, by the roar of carts and
  • waggons laden with clashing wares, the slipping of horses’ feet upon
  • the wet and greasy pavement, the rattling of the rain on windows and
  • umbrella-tops, the jostling of the more impatient passengers, and all
  • the noise and tumult of a crowded street in the high tide of its
  • occupation: while the two poor strangers, stunned and bewildered by the
  • hurry they beheld but had no part in, looked mournfully on; feeling,
  • amidst the crowd, a solitude which has no parallel but in the thirst of
  • the shipwrecked mariner, who, tost to and fro upon the billows of a
  • mighty ocean, his red eyes blinded by looking on the water which hems
  • him in on every side, has not one drop to cool his burning tongue.
  • They withdrew into a low archway for shelter from the rain, and watched
  • the faces of those who passed, to find in one among them a ray of
  • encouragement or hope. Some frowned, some smiled, some muttered to
  • themselves, some made slight gestures, as if anticipating the
  • conversation in which they would shortly be engaged, some wore the
  • cunning look of bargaining and plotting, some were anxious and eager,
  • some slow and dull; in some countenances, were written gain; in others,
  • loss. It was like being in the confidence of all these people to stand
  • quietly there, looking into their faces as they flitted past. In busy
  • places, where each man has an object of his own, and feels assured that
  • every other man has his, his character and purpose are written broadly
  • in his face. In the public walks and lounges of a town, people go to
  • see and to be seen, and there the same expression, with little variety,
  • is repeated a hundred times. The working-day faces come nearer to the
  • truth, and let it out more plainly.
  • Falling into that kind of abstraction which such a solitude awakens,
  • the child continued to gaze upon the passing crowd with a wondering
  • interest, amounting almost to a temporary forgetfulness of her own
  • condition. But cold, wet, hunger, want of rest, and lack of any place
  • in which to lay her aching head, soon brought her thoughts back to the
  • point whence they had strayed. No one passed who seemed to notice
  • them, or to whom she durst appeal. After some time, they left their
  • place of refuge from the weather, and mingled with the concourse.
  • Evening came on. They were still wandering up and down, with fewer
  • people about them, but with the same sense of solitude in their own
  • breasts, and the same indifference from all around. The lights in the
  • streets and shops made them feel yet more desolate, for with their
  • help, night and darkness seemed to come on faster. Shivering with the
  • cold and damp, ill in body, and sick to death at heart, the child
  • needed her utmost firmness and resolution even to creep along.
  • Why had they ever come to this noisy town, when there were peaceful
  • country places, in which, at least, they might have hungered and
  • thirsted, with less suffering than in its squalid strife! They were
  • but an atom, here, in a mountain heap of misery, the very sight of
  • which increased their hopelessness and suffering.
  • The child had not only to endure the accumulated hardships of their
  • destitute condition, but to bear the reproaches of her grandfather, who
  • began to murmur at having been led away from their late abode, and
  • demand that they should return to it. Being now penniless, and no
  • relief or prospect of relief appearing, they retraced their steps
  • through the deserted streets, and went back to the wharf, hoping to
  • find the boat in which they had come, and to be allowed to sleep on
  • board that night. But here again they were disappointed, for the gate
  • was closed, and some fierce dogs, barking at their approach, obliged
  • them to retreat.
  • ‘We must sleep in the open air to-night, dear,’ said the child in a
  • weak voice, as they turned away from this last repulse; ‘and to-morrow
  • we will beg our way to some quiet part of the country, and try to earn
  • our bread in very humble work.’
  • ‘Why did you bring me here?’ returned the old man fiercely. ‘I cannot
  • bear these close eternal streets. We came from a quiet part. Why did
  • you force me to leave it?’
  • ‘Because I must have that dream I told you of, no more,’ said the
  • child, with a momentary firmness that lost itself in tears; ‘and we
  • must live among poor people, or it will come again. Dear grandfather,
  • you are old and weak, I know; but look at me. I never will complain if
  • you will not, but I have some suffering indeed.’
  • ‘Ah! poor, houseless, wandering, motherless child!’ cried the old man,
  • clasping his hands and gazing as if for the first time upon her anxious
  • face, her travel-stained dress, and bruised and swollen feet; ‘has all
  • my agony of care brought her to this at last! Was I a happy man once,
  • and have I lost happiness and all I had, for this!’
  • ‘If we were in the country now,’ said the child, with assumed
  • cheerfulness, as they walked on looking about them for a shelter, we
  • should find some good old tree, stretching out his green arms as if he
  • loved us, and nodding and rustling as if he would have us fall asleep,
  • thinking of him while he watched. Please God, we shall be there
  • soon--to-morrow or next day at the farthest--and in the meantime let us
  • think, dear, that it was a good thing we came here; for we are lost in
  • the crowd and hurry of this place, and if any cruel people should
  • pursue us, they could surely never trace us further. There’s comfort
  • in that. And here’s a deep old doorway--very dark, but quite dry, and
  • warm too, for the wind don’t blow in here--What’s that!’
  • Uttering a half shriek, she recoiled from a black figure which came
  • suddenly out of the dark recess in which they were about to take
  • refuge, and stood still, looking at them.
  • ‘Speak again,’ it said; ‘do I know the voice?’
  • ‘No,’ replied the child timidly; ‘we are strangers, and having no money
  • for a night’s lodging, were going to rest here.’
  • There was a feeble lamp at no great distance; the only one in the
  • place, which was a kind of square yard, but sufficient to show how poor
  • and mean it was. To this, the figure beckoned them; at the same time
  • drawing within its rays, as if to show that it had no desire to conceal
  • itself or take them at an advantage. The form was that of a man,
  • miserably clad and begrimed with smoke, which, perhaps by its contrast
  • with the natural colour of his skin, made him look paler than he really
  • was. That he was naturally of a very wan and pallid aspect, however,
  • his hollow cheeks, sharp features, and sunken eyes, no less than a
  • certain look of patient endurance, sufficiently testified. His voice
  • was harsh by nature, but not brutal; and though his face, besides
  • possessing the characteristics already mentioned, was overshadowed by a
  • quantity of long dark hair, its expression was neither ferocious nor
  • bad.
  • ‘How came you to think of resting there?’ he said. ‘Or how,’ he added,
  • looking more attentively at the child, ‘do you come to want a place of
  • rest at this time of night?’
  • ‘Our misfortunes,’ the grandfather answered, ‘are the cause.’
  • ‘Do you know,’ said the man, looking still more earnestly at Nell, ‘how
  • wet she is, and that the damp streets are not a place for her?’
  • ‘I know it well, God help me,’ he replied. ‘What can I do!’
  • The man looked at Nell again, and gently touched her garments, from
  • which the rain was running off in little streams. ‘I can give you
  • warmth,’ he said, after a pause; ‘nothing else. Such lodging as I
  • have, is in that house,’ pointing to the doorway from which he had
  • emerged, ‘but she is safer and better there than here. The fire is in
  • a rough place, but you can pass the night beside it safely, if you’ll
  • trust yourselves to me. You see that red light yonder?’
  • They raised their eyes, and saw a lurid glare hanging in the dark sky;
  • the dull reflection of some distant fire.
  • ‘It’s not far,’ said the man. ‘Shall I take you there? You were going
  • to sleep upon cold bricks; I can give you a bed of warm ashes--nothing
  • better.’
  • Without waiting for any further reply than he saw in their looks, he
  • took Nell in his arms, and bade the old man follow.
  • Carrying her as tenderly, and as easily too, as if she had been an
  • infant, and showing himself both swift and sure of foot, he led the way
  • through what appeared to be the poorest and most wretched quarter of
  • the town; and turning aside to avoid the overflowing kennels or running
  • waterspouts, but holding his course, regardless of such obstructions,
  • and making his way straight through them. They had proceeded thus, in
  • silence, for some quarter of an hour, and had lost sight of the glare
  • to which he had pointed, in the dark and narrow ways by which they had
  • come, when it suddenly burst upon them again, streaming up from the
  • high chimney of a building close before them.
  • ‘This is the place,’ he said, pausing at a door to put Nell down and
  • take her hand. ‘Don’t be afraid. There’s nobody here will harm you.’
  • It needed a strong confidence in this assurance to induce them to
  • enter, and what they saw inside did not diminish their apprehension and
  • alarm. In a large and lofty building, supported by pillars of iron,
  • with great black apertures in the upper walls, open to the external
  • air; echoing to the roof with the beating of hammers and roar of
  • furnaces, mingled with the hissing of red-hot metal plunged in water,
  • and a hundred strange unearthly noises never heard elsewhere; in this
  • gloomy place, moving like demons among the flame and smoke, dimly and
  • fitfully seen, flushed and tormented by the burning fires, and wielding
  • great weapons, a faulty blow from any one of which must have crushed
  • some workman’s skull, a number of men laboured like giants. Others,
  • reposing upon heaps of coals or ashes, with their faces turned to the
  • black vault above, slept or rested from their toil. Others again,
  • opening the white-hot furnace-doors, cast fuel on the flames, which
  • came rushing and roaring forth to meet it, and licked it up like oil.
  • Others drew forth, with clashing noise, upon the ground, great sheets
  • of glowing steel, emitting an insupportable heat, and a dull deep light
  • like that which reddens in the eyes of savage beasts.
  • Through these bewildering sights and deafening sounds, their conductor
  • led them to where, in a dark portion of the building, one furnace burnt
  • by night and day--so, at least, they gathered from the motion of his
  • lips, for as yet they could only see him speak: not hear him. The man
  • who had been watching this fire, and whose task was ended for the
  • present, gladly withdrew, and left them with their friend, who,
  • spreading Nell’s little cloak upon a heap of ashes, and showing her
  • where she could hang her outer-clothes to dry, signed to her and the
  • old man to lie down and sleep. For himself, he took his station on a
  • rugged mat before the furnace-door, and resting his chin upon his
  • hands, watched the flame as it shone through the iron chinks, and the
  • white ashes as they fell into their bright hot grave below.
  • The warmth of her bed, hard and humble as it was, combined with the
  • great fatigue she had undergone, soon caused the tumult of the place to
  • fall with a gentler sound upon the child’s tired ears, and was not long
  • in lulling her to sleep. The old man was stretched beside her, and
  • with her hand upon his neck she lay and dreamed.
  • It was yet night when she awoke, nor did she know how long, or for how
  • short a time, she had slept. But she found herself protected, both
  • from any cold air that might find its way into the building, and from
  • the scorching heat, by some of the workmen’s clothes; and glancing at
  • their friend saw that he sat in exactly the same attitude, looking with
  • a fixed earnestness of attention towards the fire, and keeping so very
  • still that he did not even seem to breathe. She lay in the state
  • between sleeping and waking, looking so long at his motionless figure
  • that at length she almost feared he had died as he sat there; and
  • softly rising and drawing close to him, ventured to whisper in his ear.
  • He moved, and glancing from her to the place she had lately occupied,
  • as if to assure himself that it was really the child so near him,
  • looked inquiringly into her face.
  • ‘I feared you were ill,’ she said. ‘The other men are all in motion,
  • and you are so very quiet.’
  • ‘They leave me to myself,’ he replied. ‘They know my humour. They
  • laugh at me, but don’t harm me in it. See yonder there--that’s my
  • friend.’
  • ‘The fire?’ said the child.
  • ‘It has been alive as long as I have,’ the man made answer. ‘We talk
  • and think together all night long.’
  • The child glanced quickly at him in her surprise, but he had turned his
  • eyes in their former direction, and was musing as before.
  • ‘It’s like a book to me,’ he said--‘the only book I ever learned to
  • read; and many an old story it tells me. It’s music, for I should know
  • its voice among a thousand, and there are other voices in its roar. It
  • has its pictures too. You don’t know how many strange faces and
  • different scenes I trace in the red-hot coals. It’s my memory, that
  • fire, and shows me all my life.’
  • The child, bending down to listen to his words, could not help
  • remarking with what brightened eyes he continued to speak and muse.
  • ‘Yes,’ he said, with a faint smile, ‘it was the same when I was quite a
  • baby, and crawled about it, till I fell asleep. My father watched it
  • then.’
  • ‘Had you no mother?’ asked the child.
  • ‘No, she was dead. Women work hard in these parts. She worked herself
  • to death they told me, and, as they said so then, the fire has gone on
  • saying the same thing ever since. I suppose it was true. I have
  • always believed it.’
  • ‘Were you brought up here, then?’ said the child.
  • ‘Summer and winter,’ he replied. ‘Secretly at first, but when they
  • found it out, they let him keep me here. So the fire nursed me--the
  • same fire. It has never gone out.’
  • ‘You are fond of it?’ said the child.
  • ‘Of course I am. He died before it. I saw him fall down--just there,
  • where those ashes are burning now--and wondered, I remember, why it
  • didn’t help him.’
  • ‘Have you been here ever since?’ asked the child.
  • ‘Ever since I came to watch it; but there was a while between, and a
  • very cold dreary while it was. It burned all the time though, and
  • roared and leaped when I came back, as it used to do in our play days.
  • You may guess, from looking at me, what kind of child I was, but for
  • all the difference between us I was a child, and when I saw you in the
  • street to-night, you put me in mind of myself, as I was after he died,
  • and made me wish to bring you to the fire. I thought of those old
  • times again, when I saw you sleeping by it. You should be sleeping
  • now. Lie down again, poor child, lie down again!’
  • With that, he led her to her rude couch, and covering her with the
  • clothes with which she had found herself enveloped when she woke,
  • returned to his seat, whence he moved no more unless to feed the
  • furnace, but remained motionless as a statue. The child continued to
  • watch him for a little time, but soon yielded to the drowsiness that
  • came upon her, and, in the dark strange place and on the heap of ashes,
  • slept as peacefully as if the room had been a palace chamber, and the
  • bed, a bed of down.
  • When she awoke again, broad day was shining through the lofty openings
  • in the walls, and, stealing in slanting rays but midway down, seemed to
  • make the building darker than it had been at night. The clang and
  • tumult were still going on, and the remorseless fires were burning
  • fiercely as before; for few changes of night and day brought rest or
  • quiet there.
  • Her friend parted his breakfast--a scanty mess of coffee and some
  • coarse bread--with the child and her grandfather, and inquired whither
  • they were going. She told him that they sought some distant country
  • place remote from towns or even other villages, and with a faltering
  • tongue inquired what road they would do best to take.
  • ‘I know little of the country,’ he said, shaking his head, ‘for such as
  • I, pass all our lives before our furnace doors, and seldom go forth to
  • breathe. But there are such places yonder.’
  • ‘And far from here?’ said Nell.
  • ‘Aye surely. How could they be near us, and be green and fresh? The
  • road lies, too, through miles and miles, all lighted up by fires like
  • ours--a strange black road, and one that would frighten you by night.’
  • ‘We are here and must go on,’ said the child boldly; for she saw that
  • the old man listened with anxious ears to this account.
  • ‘Rough people--paths never made for little feet like yours--a dismal
  • blighted way--is there no turning back, my child?’
  • ‘There is none,’ cried Nell, pressing forward. ‘If you can direct us,
  • do. If not, pray do not seek to turn us from our purpose. Indeed you
  • do not know the danger that we shun, and how right and true we are in
  • flying from it, or you would not try to stop us, I am sure you would
  • not.’
  • ‘God forbid, if it is so!’ said their uncouth protector, glancing from
  • the eager child to her grandfather, who hung his head and bent his eyes
  • upon the ground. ‘I’ll direct you from the door, the best I can. I
  • wish I could do more.’
  • He showed them, then, by which road they must leave the town, and what
  • course they should hold when they had gained it. He lingered so long
  • on these instructions, that the child, with a fervent blessing, tore
  • herself away, and stayed to hear no more.
  • But, before they had reached the corner of the lane, the man came
  • running after them, and, pressing her hand, left something in it--two
  • old, battered, smoke-encrusted penny pieces. Who knows but they shone
  • as brightly in the eyes of angels, as golden gifts that have been
  • chronicled on tombs?
  • And thus they separated; the child to lead her sacred charge farther
  • from guilt and shame; the labourer to attach a fresh interest to the
  • spot where his guests had slept, and read new histories in his furnace
  • fire.
  • CHAPTER 45
  • In all their journeying, they had never longed so ardently, they had
  • never so pined and wearied, for the freedom of pure air and open
  • country, as now. No, not even on that memorable morning, when,
  • deserting their old home, they abandoned themselves to the mercies of a
  • strange world, and left all the dumb and senseless things they had
  • known and loved, behind--not even then, had they so yearned for the
  • fresh solitudes of wood, hillside, and field, as now, when the noise
  • and dirt and vapour, of the great manufacturing town reeking with lean
  • misery and hungry wretchedness, hemmed them in on every side, and
  • seemed to shut out hope, and render escape impossible.
  • ‘Two days and nights!’ thought the child. ‘He said two days and nights
  • we should have to spend among such scenes as these. Oh! if we live to
  • reach the country once again, if we get clear of these dreadful places,
  • though it is only to lie down and die, with what a grateful heart I
  • shall thank God for so much mercy!’
  • With thoughts like this, and with some vague design of travelling to a
  • great distance among streams and mountains, where only very poor and
  • simple people lived, and where they might maintain themselves by very
  • humble helping work in farms, free from such terrors as that from which
  • they fled--the child, with no resource but the poor man’s gift, and no
  • encouragement but that which flowed from her own heart, and its sense
  • of the truth and right of what she did, nerved herself to this last
  • journey and boldly pursued her task.
  • ‘We shall be very slow to-day, dear,’ she said, as they toiled
  • painfully through the streets; ‘my feet are sore, and I have pains in
  • all my limbs from the wet of yesterday. I saw that he looked at us and
  • thought of that, when he said how long we should be upon the road.’
  • ‘It was a dreary way he told us of,’ returned her grandfather,
  • piteously. ‘Is there no other road? Will you not let me go some other
  • way than this?’
  • ‘Places lie beyond these,’ said the child, firmly, ‘where we may live
  • in peace, and be tempted to do no harm. We will take the road that
  • promises to have that end, and we would not turn out of it, if it were
  • a hundred times worse than our fears lead us to expect. We would not,
  • dear, would we?’
  • ‘No,’ replied the old man, wavering in his voice, no less than in his
  • manner. ‘No. Let us go on. I am ready. I am quite ready, Nell.’
  • The child walked with more difficulty than she had led her companion to
  • expect, for the pains that racked her joints were of no common
  • severity, and every exertion increased them. But they wrung from her
  • no complaint, or look of suffering; and, though the two travellers
  • proceeded very slowly, they did proceed. Clearing the town in course
  • of time, they began to feel that they were fairly on their way.
  • A long suburb of red brick houses--some with patches of garden-ground,
  • where coal-dust and factory smoke darkened the shrinking leaves, and
  • coarse rank flowers, and where the struggling vegetation sickened and
  • sank under the hot breath of kiln and furnace, making them by its
  • presence seem yet more blighting and unwholesome than in the town
  • itself--a long, flat, straggling suburb passed, they came, by slow
  • degrees, upon a cheerless region, where not a blade of grass was seen
  • to grow, where not a bud put forth its promise in the spring, where
  • nothing green could live but on the surface of the stagnant pools,
  • which here and there lay idly sweltering by the black road-side.
  • Advancing more and more into the shadow of this mournful place, its
  • dark depressing influence stole upon their spirits, and filled them
  • with a dismal gloom. On every side, and far as the eye could see into
  • the heavy distance, tall chimneys, crowding on each other, and
  • presenting that endless repetition of the same dull, ugly form, which
  • is the horror of oppressive dreams, poured out their plague of smoke,
  • obscured the light, and made foul the melancholy air. On mounds of
  • ashes by the wayside, sheltered only by a few rough boards, or rotten
  • pent-house roofs, strange engines spun and writhed like tortured
  • creatures; clanking their iron chains, shrieking in their rapid whirl
  • from time to time as though in torment unendurable, and making the
  • ground tremble with their agonies. Dismantled houses here and there
  • appeared, tottering to the earth, propped up by fragments of others
  • that had fallen down, unroofed, windowless, blackened, desolate, but
  • yet inhabited. Men, women, children, wan in their looks and ragged in
  • attire, tended the engines, fed their tributary fire, begged upon the
  • road, or scowled half-naked from the doorless houses. Then came more
  • of the wrathful monsters, whose like they almost seemed to be in their
  • wildness and their untamed air, screeching and turning round and round
  • again; and still, before, behind, and to the right and left, was the
  • same interminable perspective of brick towers, never ceasing in their
  • black vomit, blasting all things living or inanimate, shutting out the
  • face of day, and closing in on all these horrors with a dense dark
  • cloud.
  • But night-time in this dreadful spot!--night, when the smoke was
  • changed to fire; when every chimney spirited up its flame; and places,
  • that had been dark vaults all day, now shone red-hot, with figures
  • moving to and fro within their blazing jaws, and calling to one another
  • with hoarse cries--night, when the noise of every strange machine was
  • aggravated by the darkness; when the people near them looked wilder and
  • more savage; when bands of unemployed labourers paraded the roads, or
  • clustered by torch-light round their leaders, who told them, in stern
  • language, of their wrongs, and urged them on to frightful cries and
  • threats; when maddened men, armed with sword and firebrand, spurning
  • the tears and prayers of women who would restrain them, rushed forth on
  • errands of terror and destruction, to work no ruin half so surely as
  • their own--night, when carts came rumbling by, filled with rude
  • coffins (for contagious disease and death had been busy with the living
  • crops); when orphans cried, and distracted women shrieked and followed
  • in their wake--night, when some called for bread, and some for drink to
  • drown their cares, and some with tears, and some with staggering feet,
  • and some with bloodshot eyes, went brooding home--night, which, unlike
  • the night that Heaven sends on earth, brought with it no peace, nor
  • quiet, nor signs of blessed sleep--who shall tell the terrors of the
  • night to the young wandering child!
  • And yet she lay down, with nothing between her and the sky; and, with
  • no fear for herself, for she was past it now, put up a prayer for the
  • poor old man. So very weak and spent, she felt, so very calm and
  • unresisting, that she had no thought of any wants of her own, but
  • prayed that God would raise up some friend for him. She tried to
  • recall the way they had come, and to look in the direction where the
  • fire by which they had slept last night was burning. She had forgotten
  • to ask the name of the poor man, their friend, and when she had
  • remembered him in her prayers, it seemed ungrateful not to turn one
  • look towards the spot where he was watching.
  • A penny loaf was all they had had that day. It was very little, but
  • even hunger was forgotten in the strange tranquillity that crept over
  • her senses. She lay down, very gently, and, with a quiet smile upon
  • her face, fell into a slumber. It was not like sleep--and yet it must
  • have been, or why those pleasant dreams of the little scholar all night
  • long! Morning came. Much weaker, diminished powers even of sight and
  • hearing, and yet the child made no complaint--perhaps would have made
  • none, even if she had not had that inducement to be silent, travelling
  • by her side. She felt a hopelessness of their ever being extricated
  • together from that forlorn place; a dull conviction that she was very
  • ill, perhaps dying; but no fear or anxiety.
  • A loathing of food that she was not conscious of until they expended
  • their last penny in the purchase of another loaf, prevented her
  • partaking even of this poor repast. Her grandfather ate greedily,
  • which she was glad to see.
  • Their way lay through the same scenes as yesterday, with no variety or
  • improvement. There was the same thick air, difficult to breathe; the
  • same blighted ground, the same hopeless prospect, the same misery and
  • distress. Objects appeared more dim, the noise less, the path more
  • rugged and uneven, for sometimes she stumbled, and became roused, as it
  • were, in the effort to prevent herself from falling. Poor child! the
  • cause was in her tottering feet.
  • Towards the afternoon, her grandfather complained bitterly of hunger.
  • She approached one of the wretched hovels by the way-side, and knocked
  • with her hand upon the door.
  • ‘What would you have here?’ said a gaunt man, opening it.
  • ‘Charity. A morsel of bread.’
  • ‘Do you see that?’ returned the man hoarsely, pointing to a kind of
  • bundle on the ground. ‘That’s a dead child. I and five hundred other
  • men were thrown out of work, three months ago. That is my third dead
  • child, and last. Do you think I have charity to bestow, or a morsel of
  • bread to spare?’
  • The child recoiled from the door, and it closed upon her. Impelled by
  • strong necessity, she knocked at another: a neighbouring one, which,
  • yielding to the slight pressure of her hand, flew open.
  • It seemed that a couple of poor families lived in this hovel, for two
  • women, each among children of her own, occupied different portions of
  • the room. In the centre, stood a grave gentleman in black who appeared
  • to have just entered, and who held by the arm a boy.
  • ‘Here, woman,’ he said, ‘here’s your deaf and dumb son. You may thank
  • me for restoring him to you. He was brought before me, this morning,
  • charged with theft; and with any other boy it would have gone hard, I
  • assure you. But, as I had compassion on his infirmities, and thought
  • he might have learnt no better, I have managed to bring him back to
  • you. Take more care of him for the future.’
  • ‘And won’t you give me back MY son!’ said the other woman, hastily
  • rising and confronting him. ‘Won’t you give me back MY son, Sir, who
  • was transported for the same offence!’
  • ‘Was he deaf and dumb, woman?’ asked the gentleman sternly.
  • ‘Was he not, Sir?’
  • ‘You know he was not.’
  • ‘He was,’ cried the woman. ‘He was deaf, dumb, and blind, to all that
  • was good and right, from his cradle. Her boy may have learnt no
  • better! where did mine learn better? where could he? who was there to
  • teach him better, or where was it to be learnt?’
  • ‘Peace, woman,’ said the gentleman, ‘your boy was in possession of all
  • his senses.’
  • ‘He was,’ cried the mother; ‘and he was the more easy to be led astray
  • because he had them. If you save this boy because he may not know
  • right from wrong, why did you not save mine who was never taught the
  • difference? You gentlemen have as good a right to punish her boy, that
  • God has kept in ignorance of sound and speech, as you have to punish
  • mine, that you kept in ignorance yourselves. How many of the girls and
  • boys--ah, men and women too--that are brought before you and you don’t
  • pity, are deaf and dumb in their minds, and go wrong in that state, and
  • are punished in that state, body and soul, while you gentlemen are
  • quarrelling among yourselves whether they ought to learn this or
  • that?--Be a just man, Sir, and give me back my son.’
  • ‘You are desperate,’ said the gentleman, taking out his snuff-box, ‘and
  • I am sorry for you.’
  • ‘I AM desperate,’ returned the woman, ‘and you have made me so. Give
  • me back my son, to work for these helpless children. Be a just man,
  • Sir, and, as you have had mercy upon this boy, give me back my son!’
  • The child had seen and heard enough to know that this was not a place
  • at which to ask for alms. She led the old man softly from the door,
  • and they pursued their journey.
  • With less and less of hope or strength, as they went on, but with an
  • undiminished resolution not to betray by any word or sigh her sinking
  • state, so long as she had energy to move, the child, throughout the
  • remainder of that hard day, compelled herself to proceed: not even
  • stopping to rest as frequently as usual, to compensate in some measure
  • for the tardy pace at which she was obliged to walk. Evening was
  • drawing on, but had not closed in, when--still travelling among the
  • same dismal objects--they came to a busy town.
  • Faint and spiritless as they were, its streets were insupportable.
  • After humbly asking for relief at some few doors, and being repulsed,
  • they agreed to make their way out of it as speedily as they could, and
  • try if the inmates of any lone house beyond, would have more pity on
  • their exhausted state.
  • They were dragging themselves along through the last street, and the
  • child felt that the time was close at hand when her enfeebled powers
  • would bear no more. There appeared before them, at this juncture,
  • going in the same direction as themselves, a traveller on foot, who,
  • with a portmanteau strapped to his back, leaned upon a stout stick as
  • he walked, and read from a book which he held in his other hand.
  • It was not an easy matter to come up with him, and beseech his aid, for
  • he walked fast, and was a little distance in advance. At length, he
  • stopped, to look more attentively at some passage in his book.
  • Animated with a ray of hope, the child shot on before her grandfather,
  • and, going close to the stranger without rousing him by the sound of
  • her footsteps, began, in a few faint words, to implore his help.
  • He turned his head. The child clapped her hands together, uttered a
  • wild shriek, and fell senseless at his feet.
  • CHAPTER 46
  • It was the poor schoolmaster. No other than the poor schoolmaster.
  • Scarcely less moved and surprised by the sight of the child than she
  • had been on recognising him, he stood, for a moment, silent and
  • confounded by this unexpected apparition, without even the presence of
  • mind to raise her from the ground.
  • But, quickly recovering his self-possession, he threw down his stick
  • and book, and dropping on one knee beside her, endeavoured, by such
  • simple means as occurred to him, to restore her to herself; while her
  • grandfather, standing idly by, wrung his hands, and implored her with
  • many endearing expressions to speak to him, were it only a word.
  • ‘She is quite exhausted,’ said the schoolmaster, glancing upward into
  • his face. ‘You have taxed her powers too far, friend.’
  • ‘She is perishing of want,’ rejoined the old man. ‘I never thought how
  • weak and ill she was, till now.’
  • Casting a look upon him, half-reproachful and half-compassionate, the
  • schoolmaster took the child in his arms, and, bidding the old man
  • gather up her little basket and follow him directly, bore her away at
  • his utmost speed.
  • There was a small inn within sight, to which, it would seem, he had
  • been directing his steps when so unexpectedly overtaken. Towards this
  • place he hurried with his unconscious burden, and rushing into the
  • kitchen, and calling upon the company there assembled to make way for
  • God’s sake, deposited it on a chair before the fire.
  • The company, who rose in confusion on the schoolmaster’s entrance, did
  • as people usually do under such circumstances. Everybody called for
  • his or her favourite remedy, which nobody brought; each cried for more
  • air, at the same time carefully excluding what air there was, by
  • closing round the object of sympathy; and all wondered why somebody
  • else didn’t do what it never appeared to occur to them might be done by
  • themselves.
  • The landlady, however, who possessed more readiness and activity than
  • any of them, and who had withal a quicker perception of the merits of
  • the case, soon came running in, with a little hot brandy and water,
  • followed by her servant-girl, carrying vinegar, hartshorn,
  • smelling-salts, and such other restoratives; which, being duly
  • administered, recovered the child so far as to enable her to thank them
  • in a faint voice, and to extend her hand to the poor schoolmaster, who
  • stood, with an anxious face, hard by. Without suffering her to speak
  • another word, or so much as to stir a finger any more, the women
  • straightway carried her off to bed; and, having covered her up warm,
  • bathed her cold feet, and wrapped them in flannel, they despatched a
  • messenger for the doctor.
  • The doctor, who was a red-nosed gentleman with a great bunch of seals
  • dangling below a waistcoat of ribbed black satin, arrived with all
  • speed, and taking his seat by the bedside of poor Nell, drew out his
  • watch, and felt her pulse. Then he looked at her tongue, then he felt
  • her pulse again, and while he did so, he eyed the half-emptied
  • wine-glass as if in profound abstraction.
  • ‘I should give her,’ said the doctor at length, ‘a tea-spoonful, every
  • now and then, of hot brandy and water.’
  • ‘Why, that’s exactly what we’ve done, sir!’ said the delighted landlady.
  • ‘I should also,’ observed the doctor, who had passed the foot-bath on
  • the stairs, ‘I should also,’ said the doctor, in the voice of an
  • oracle, ‘put her feet in hot water, and wrap them up in flannel. I
  • should likewise,’ said the doctor with increased solemnity, ‘give her
  • something light for supper--the wing of a roasted fowl now--’
  • ‘Why, goodness gracious me, sir, it’s cooking at the kitchen fire this
  • instant!’ cried the landlady. And so indeed it was, for the
  • schoolmaster had ordered it to be put down, and it was getting on so
  • well that the doctor might have smelt it if he had tried; perhaps he
  • did.
  • ‘You may then,’ said the doctor, rising gravely, ‘give her a glass of
  • hot mulled port wine, if she likes wine--’
  • ‘And a toast, Sir?’ suggested the landlady.
  • ‘Ay,’ said the doctor, in the tone of a man who makes a dignified
  • concession. ‘And a toast--of bread. But be very particular to make it
  • of bread, if you please, ma’am.’
  • With which parting injunction, slowly and portentously delivered, the
  • doctor departed, leaving the whole house in admiration of that wisdom
  • which tallied so closely with their own. Everybody said he was a very
  • shrewd doctor indeed, and knew perfectly what people’s constitutions
  • were; which there appears some reason to suppose he did.
  • While her supper was preparing, the child fell into a refreshing sleep,
  • from which they were obliged to rouse her when it was ready. As she
  • evinced extraordinary uneasiness on learning that her grandfather was
  • below stairs, and as she was greatly troubled at the thought of their
  • being apart, he took his supper with her. Finding her still very
  • restless on this head, they made him up a bed in an inner room, to
  • which he presently retired. The key of this chamber happened by good
  • fortune to be on that side of the door which was in Nell’s room; she
  • turned it on him when the landlady had withdrawn, and crept to bed
  • again with a thankful heart.
  • The schoolmaster sat for a long time smoking his pipe by the kitchen
  • fire, which was now deserted, thinking, with a very happy face, on the
  • fortunate chance which had brought him so opportunely to the child’s
  • assistance, and parrying, as well as in his simple way he could, the
  • inquisitive cross-examination of the landlady, who had a great
  • curiosity to be made acquainted with every particular of Nell’s life
  • and history. The poor schoolmaster was so open-hearted, and so little
  • versed in the most ordinary cunning or deceit, that she could not have
  • failed to succeed in the first five minutes, but that he happened to be
  • unacquainted with what she wished to know; and so he told her. The
  • landlady, by no means satisfied with this assurance, which she
  • considered an ingenious evasion of the question, rejoined that he had
  • his reasons of course. Heaven forbid that she should wish to pry into
  • the affairs of her customers, which indeed were no business of hers,
  • who had so many of her own. She had merely asked a civil question, and
  • to be sure she knew it would meet with a civil answer. She was quite
  • satisfied--quite. She had rather perhaps that he would have said at
  • once that he didn’t choose to be communicative, because that would have
  • been plain and intelligible. However, she had no right to be offended
  • of course. He was the best judge, and had a perfect right to say what
  • he pleased; nobody could dispute that for a moment. Oh dear, no!
  • ‘I assure you, my good lady,’ said the mild schoolmaster, ‘that I have
  • told you the plain truth. As I hope to be saved, I have told you the
  • truth.’
  • ‘Why then, I do believe you are in earnest,’ rejoined the landlady,
  • with ready good-humour, ‘and I’m very sorry I have teazed you. But
  • curiosity you know is the curse of our sex, and that’s the fact.’
  • The landlord scratched his head, as if he thought the curse sometimes
  • involved the other sex likewise; but he was prevented from making any
  • remark to that effect, if he had it in contemplation to do so, by the
  • schoolmaster’s rejoinder.
  • ‘You should question me for half-a-dozen hours at a sitting, and
  • welcome, and I would answer you patiently for the kindness of heart you
  • have shown to-night, if I could,’ he said. ‘As it is, please to take
  • care of her in the morning, and let me know early how she is; and to
  • understand that I am paymaster for the three.’
  • So, parting with them on most friendly terms (not the less cordial
  • perhaps for this last direction), the schoolmaster went to his bed, and
  • the host and hostess to theirs.
  • The report in the morning was, that the child was better, but was
  • extremely weak, and would at least require a day’s rest, and careful
  • nursing, before she could proceed upon her journey. The schoolmaster
  • received this communication with perfect cheerfulness, observing that
  • he had a day to spare--two days for that matter--and could very well
  • afford to wait. As the patient was to sit up in the evening, he
  • appointed to visit her in her room at a certain hour, and rambling out
  • with his book, did not return until the hour arrived.
  • Nell could not help weeping when they were left alone; whereat, and at
  • sight of her pale face and wasted figure, the simple schoolmaster shed
  • a few tears himself, at the same time showing in very energetic
  • language how foolish it was to do so, and how very easily it could be
  • avoided, if one tried.
  • ‘It makes me unhappy even in the midst of all this kindness’ said the
  • child, ‘to think that we should be a burden upon you. How can I ever
  • thank you? If I had not met you so far from home, I must have died,
  • and he would have been left alone.’
  • ‘We’ll not talk about dying,’ said the schoolmaster; ‘and as to
  • burdens, I have made my fortune since you slept at my cottage.’
  • ‘Indeed!’ cried the child joyfully.
  • ‘Oh yes,’ returned her friend. ‘I have been appointed clerk and
  • schoolmaster to a village a long way from here--and a long way from the
  • old one as you may suppose--at five-and-thirty pounds a year.
  • Five-and-thirty pounds!’
  • ‘I am very glad,’ said the child, ‘so very, very glad.’
  • ‘I am on my way there now,’ resumed the schoolmaster. ‘They allowed me
  • the stage-coach-hire--outside stage-coach-hire all the way. Bless you,
  • they grudge me nothing. But as the time at which I am expected there,
  • left me ample leisure, I determined to walk instead. How glad I am, to
  • think I did so!’
  • ‘How glad should we be!’
  • ‘Yes, yes,’ said the schoolmaster, moving restlessly in his chair,
  • ‘certainly, that’s very true. But you--where are you going, where are
  • you coming from, what have you been doing since you left me, what had
  • you been doing before? Now, tell me--do tell me. I know very little
  • of the world, and perhaps you are better fitted to advise me in its
  • affairs than I am qualified to give advice to you; but I am very
  • sincere, and I have a reason (you have not forgotten it) for loving
  • you. I have felt since that time as if my love for him who died, had
  • been transferred to you who stood beside his bed. If this,’ he added,
  • looking upwards, ‘is the beautiful creation that springs from ashes,
  • let its peace prosper with me, as I deal tenderly and compassionately
  • by this young child!’
  • The plain, frank kindness of the honest schoolmaster, the affectionate
  • earnestness of his speech and manner, the truth which was stamped upon
  • his every word and look, gave the child a confidence in him, which the
  • utmost arts of treachery and dissimulation could never have awakened in
  • her breast. She told him all--that they had no friend or
  • relative--that she had fled with the old man, to save him from a
  • madhouse and all the miseries he dreaded--that she was flying now, to
  • save him from himself--and that she sought an asylum in some remote
  • and primitive place, where the temptation before which he fell would
  • never enter, and her late sorrows and distresses could have no place.
  • The schoolmaster heard her with astonishment. ‘This child!’--he
  • thought--‘Has this child heroically persevered under all doubts and
  • dangers, struggled with poverty and suffering, upheld and sustained by
  • strong affection and the consciousness of rectitude alone! And yet the
  • world is full of such heroism. Have I yet to learn that the hardest
  • and best-borne trials are those which are never chronicled in any
  • earthly record, and are suffered every day! And should I be surprised
  • to hear the story of this child!’
  • What more he thought or said, matters not. It was concluded that Nell
  • and her grandfather should accompany him to the village whither he was
  • bound, and that he should endeavour to find them some humble occupation
  • by which they could subsist. ‘We shall be sure to succeed,’ said the
  • schoolmaster, heartily. ‘The cause is too good a one to fail.’
  • They arranged to proceed upon their journey next evening, as a
  • stage-waggon, which travelled for some distance on the same road as
  • they must take, would stop at the inn to change horses, and the driver
  • for a small gratuity would give Nell a place inside. A bargain was
  • soon struck when the waggon came; and in due time it rolled away; with
  • the child comfortably bestowed among the softer packages, her
  • grandfather and the schoolmaster walking on beside the driver, and the
  • landlady and all the good folks of the inn screaming out their good
  • wishes and farewells.
  • What a soothing, luxurious, drowsy way of travelling, to lie inside
  • that slowly-moving mountain, listening to the tinkling of the horses’
  • bells, the occasional smacking of the carter’s whip, the smooth rolling
  • of the great broad wheels, the rattle of the harness, the cheery
  • good-nights of passing travellers jogging past on little short-stepped
  • horses--all made pleasantly indistinct by the thick awning, which
  • seemed made for lazy listening under, till one fell asleep! The very
  • going to sleep, still with an indistinct idea, as the head jogged to
  • and fro upon the pillow, of moving onward with no trouble or fatigue,
  • and hearing all these sounds like dreamy music, lulling to the
  • senses--and the slow waking up, and finding one’s self staring out
  • through the breezy curtain half-opened in the front, far up into the
  • cold bright sky with its countless stars, and downward at the driver’s
  • lantern dancing on like its namesake Jack of the swamps and marshes,
  • and sideways at the dark grim trees, and forward at the long bare road
  • rising up, up, up, until it stopped abruptly at a sharp high ridge as
  • if there were no more road, and all beyond was sky--and the stopping at
  • the inn to bait, and being helped out, and going into a room with fire
  • and candles, and winking very much, and being agreeably reminded that
  • the night was cold, and anxious for very comfort’s sake to think it
  • colder than it was!--What a delicious journey was that journey in the
  • waggon.
  • Then the going on again--so fresh at first, and shortly afterwards so
  • sleepy. The waking from a sound nap as the mail came dashing past like
  • a highway comet, with gleaming lamps and rattling hoofs, and visions of
  • a guard behind, standing up to keep his feet warm, and of a gentleman
  • in a fur cap opening his eyes and looking wild and stupefied--the
  • stopping at the turnpike where the man was gone to bed, and knocking at
  • the door until he answered with a smothered shout from under the
  • bed-clothes in the little room above, where the faint light was
  • burning, and presently came down, night-capped and shivering, to throw
  • the gate wide open, and wish all waggons off the road except by day.
  • The cold sharp interval between night and morning--the distant streak
  • of light widening and spreading, and turning from grey to white, and
  • from white to yellow, and from yellow to burning red--the presence of
  • day, with all its cheerfulness and life--men and horses at the
  • plough--birds in the trees and hedges, and boys in solitary fields,
  • frightening them away with rattles. The coming to a town--people busy
  • in the markets; light carts and chaises round the tavern yard;
  • tradesmen standing at their doors; men running horses up and down the
  • street for sale; pigs plunging and grunting in the dirty distance,
  • getting off with long strings at their legs, running into clean
  • chemists’ shops and being dislodged with brooms by ‘prentices; the
  • night coach changing horses--the passengers cheerless, cold, ugly, and
  • discontented, with three months’ growth of hair in one night--the
  • coachman fresh as from a band-box, and exquisitely beautiful by
  • contrast:--so much bustle, so many things in motion, such a variety of
  • incidents--when was there a journey with so many delights as that
  • journey in the waggon!
  • Sometimes walking for a mile or two while her grandfather rode inside,
  • and sometimes even prevailing upon the schoolmaster to take her place
  • and lie down to rest, Nell travelled on very happily until they came to
  • a large town, where the waggon stopped, and where they spent a night.
  • They passed a large church; and in the streets were a number of old
  • houses, built of a kind of earth or plaster, crossed and re-crossed in
  • a great many directions with black beams, which gave them a remarkable
  • and very ancient look. The doors, too, were arched and low, some with
  • oaken portals and quaint benches, where the former inhabitants had sat
  • on summer evenings. The windows were latticed in little diamond panes,
  • that seemed to wink and blink upon the passengers as if they were dim
  • of sight. They had long since got clear of the smoke and furnaces,
  • except in one or two solitary instances, where a factory planted among
  • fields withered the space about it, like a burning mountain. When they
  • had passed through this town, they entered again upon the country, and
  • began to draw near their place of destination.
  • It was not so near, however, but that they spent another night upon the
  • road; not that their doing so was quite an act of necessity, but that
  • the schoolmaster, when they approached within a few miles of his
  • village, had a fidgety sense of his dignity as the new clerk, and was
  • unwilling to make his entry in dusty shoes, and travel-disordered
  • dress. It was a fine, clear, autumn morning, when they came upon the
  • scene of his promotion, and stopped to contemplate its beauties.
  • ‘See--here’s the church!’ cried the delighted schoolmaster in a low
  • voice; ‘and that old building close beside it, is the schoolhouse, I’ll
  • be sworn. Five-and-thirty pounds a-year in this beautiful place!’
  • They admired everything--the old grey porch, the mullioned windows, the
  • venerable gravestones dotting the green churchyard, the ancient tower,
  • the very weathercock; the brown thatched roofs of cottage, barn, and
  • homestead, peeping from among the trees; the stream that rippled by the
  • distant water-mill; the blue Welsh mountains far away. It was for such
  • a spot the child had wearied in the dense, dark, miserable haunts of
  • labour. Upon her bed of ashes, and amidst the squalid horrors through
  • which they had forced their way, visions of such scenes--beautiful
  • indeed, but not more beautiful than this sweet reality--had been always
  • present to her mind. They had seemed to melt into a dim and airy
  • distance, as the prospect of ever beholding them again grew fainter;
  • but, as they receded, she had loved and panted for them more.
  • ‘I must leave you somewhere for a few minutes,’ said the schoolmaster,
  • at length breaking the silence into which they had fallen in their
  • gladness. ‘I have a letter to present, and inquiries to make, you
  • know. Where shall I take you? To the little inn yonder?’
  • ‘Let us wait here,’ rejoined Nell. ‘The gate is open. We will sit in
  • the church porch till you come back.’
  • ‘A good place too,’ said the schoolmaster, leading the way towards it,
  • disencumbering himself of his portmanteau, and placing it on the stone
  • seat. ‘Be sure that I come back with good news, and am not long gone!’
  • So, the happy schoolmaster put on a bran-new pair of gloves which he
  • had carried in a little parcel in his pocket all the way, and hurried
  • off, full of ardour and excitement.
  • The child watched him from the porch until the intervening foliage hid
  • him from her view, and then stepped softly out into the old
  • churchyard--so solemn and quiet that every rustle of her dress upon the
  • fallen leaves, which strewed the path and made her footsteps noiseless,
  • seemed an invasion of its silence. It was a very aged, ghostly place;
  • the church had been built many hundreds of years ago, and had once had
  • a convent or monastery attached; for arches in ruins, remains of oriel
  • windows, and fragments of blackened walls, were yet standing; while
  • other portions of the old building, which had crumbled away and fallen
  • down, were mingled with the churchyard earth and overgrown with grass,
  • as if they too claimed a burying-place and sought to mix their ashes
  • with the dust of men. Hard by these gravestones of dead years, and
  • forming a part of the ruin which some pains had been taken to render
  • habitable in modern times, were two small dwellings with sunken windows
  • and oaken doors, fast hastening to decay, empty and desolate.
  • Upon these tenements, the attention of the child became exclusively
  • riveted. She knew not why. The church, the ruin, the antiquated
  • graves, had equal claims at least upon a stranger’s thoughts, but from
  • the moment when her eyes first rested on these two dwellings, she could
  • turn to nothing else. Even when she had made the circuit of the
  • enclosure, and, returning to the porch, sat pensively waiting for their
  • friend, she took her station where she could still look upon them, and
  • felt as if fascinated towards that spot.
  • CHAPTER 47
  • Kit’s mother and the single gentleman--upon whose track it is expedient
  • to follow with hurried steps, lest this history should be chargeable
  • with inconstancy, and the offence of leaving its characters in
  • situations of uncertainty and doubt--Kit’s mother and the single
  • gentleman, speeding onward in the post-chaise-and-four whose departure
  • from the Notary’s door we have already witnessed, soon left the town
  • behind them, and struck fire from the flints of the broad highway.
  • The good woman, being not a little embarrassed by the novelty of her
  • situation, and certain material apprehensions that perhaps by this time
  • little Jacob, or the baby, or both, had fallen into the fire, or
  • tumbled down stairs, or had been squeezed behind doors, or had scalded
  • their windpipes in endeavouring to allay their thirst at the spouts of
  • tea-kettles, preserved an uneasy silence; and meeting from the window
  • the eyes of turnpike-men, omnibus-drivers, and others, felt in the new
  • dignity of her position like a mourner at a funeral, who, not being
  • greatly afflicted by the loss of the departed, recognizes his every-day
  • acquaintance from the window of the mourning coach, but is constrained
  • to preserve a decent solemnity, and the appearance of being indifferent
  • to all external objects.
  • To have been indifferent to the companionship of the single gentleman
  • would have been tantamount to being gifted with nerves of steel. Never
  • did chaise inclose, or horses draw, such a restless gentleman as he.
  • He never sat in the same position for two minutes together, but was
  • perpetually tossing his arms and legs about, pulling up the sashes and
  • letting them violently down, or thrusting his head out of one window to
  • draw it in again and thrust it out of another. He carried in his
  • pocket, too, a fire-box of mysterious and unknown construction; and as
  • sure as ever Kit’s mother closed her eyes, so surely--whisk, rattle,
  • fizz--there was the single gentleman consulting his watch by a flame of
  • fire, and letting the sparks fall down among the straw as if there were
  • no such thing as a possibility of himself and Kit’s mother being
  • roasted alive before the boys could stop their horses. Whenever they
  • halted to change, there he was--out of the carriage without letting
  • down the steps, bursting about the inn-yard like a lighted cracker,
  • pulling out his watch by lamp-light and forgetting to look at it before
  • he put it up again, and in short committing so many extravagances that
  • Kit’s mother was quite afraid of him. Then, when the horses were to,
  • in he came like a Harlequin, and before they had gone a mile, out came
  • the watch and the fire-box together, and Kit’s mother as wide awake
  • again, with no hope of a wink of sleep for that stage.
  • ‘Are you comfortable?’ the single gentleman would say after one of
  • these exploits, turning sharply round.
  • ‘Quite, Sir, thank you.’
  • ‘Are you sure? An’t you cold?’
  • ‘It is a little chilly, Sir,’ Kit’s mother would reply.
  • ‘I knew it!’ cried the single gentleman, letting down one of the front
  • glasses. ‘She wants some brandy and water! Of course she does. How
  • could I forget it? Hallo! Stop at the next inn, and call out for a
  • glass of hot brandy and water.’
  • It was in vain for Kit’s mother to protest that she stood in need of
  • nothing of the kind. The single gentleman was inexorable; and whenever
  • he had exhausted all other modes and fashions of restlessness, it
  • invariably occurred to him that Kit’s mother wanted brandy and water.
  • In this way they travelled on until near midnight, when they stopped to
  • supper, for which meal the single gentleman ordered everything eatable
  • that the house contained; and because Kit’s mother didn’t eat
  • everything at once, and eat it all, he took it into his head that she
  • must be ill.
  • ‘You’re faint,’ said the single gentleman, who did nothing himself but
  • walk about the room. ‘I see what’s the matter with you, ma’am. You’re
  • faint.’
  • ‘Thank you, sir, I’m not indeed.’
  • ‘I know you are. I’m sure of it. I drag this poor woman from the
  • bosom of her family at a minute’s notice, and she goes on getting
  • fainter and fainter before my eyes. I’m a pretty fellow! How many
  • children have you got, ma’am?’
  • ‘Two, sir, besides Kit.’
  • ‘Boys, ma’am?’
  • ‘Yes, sir.’
  • ‘Are they christened?’
  • ‘Only half baptised as yet, sir.’
  • ‘I’m godfather to both of ‘em. Remember that, if you please, ma’am.
  • You had better have some mulled wine.’
  • ‘I couldn’t touch a drop indeed, sir.’
  • ‘You must,’ said the single gentleman. ‘I see you want it. I ought to
  • have thought of it before.’
  • Immediately flying to the bell, and calling for mulled wine as
  • impetuously as if it had been wanted for instant use in the recovery of
  • some person apparently drowned, the single gentleman made Kit’s mother
  • swallow a bumper of it at such a high temperature that the tears ran
  • down her face, and then hustled her off to the chaise again, where--not
  • impossibly from the effects of this agreeable sedative--she soon became
  • insensible to his restlessness, and fell fast asleep. Nor were the
  • happy effects of this prescription of a transitory nature, as,
  • notwithstanding that the distance was greater, and the journey longer,
  • than the single gentleman had anticipated, she did not awake until it
  • was broad day, and they were clattering over the pavement of a town.
  • ‘This is the place!’ cried her companion, letting down all the glasses.
  • ‘Drive to the wax-work!’
  • The boy on the wheeler touched his hat, and setting spurs to his horse,
  • to the end that they might go in brilliantly, all four broke into a
  • smart canter, and dashed through the streets with a noise that brought
  • the good folks wondering to their doors and windows, and drowned the
  • sober voices of the town-clocks as they chimed out half-past eight.
  • They drove up to a door round which a crowd of persons were collected,
  • and there stopped.
  • ‘What’s this?’ said the single gentleman thrusting out his head. ‘Is
  • anything the matter here?’
  • ‘A wedding Sir, a wedding!’ cried several voices. ‘Hurrah!’
  • The single gentleman, rather bewildered by finding himself the centre
  • of this noisy throng, alighted with the assistance of one of the
  • postilions, and handed out Kit’s mother, at sight of whom the populace
  • cried out, ‘Here’s another wedding!’ and roared and leaped for joy.
  • ‘The world has gone mad, I think,’ said the single gentleman, pressing
  • through the concourse with his supposed bride. ‘Stand back here, will
  • you, and let me knock.’
  • Anything that makes a noise is satisfactory to a crowd. A score of
  • dirty hands were raised directly to knock for him, and seldom has a
  • knocker of equal powers been made to produce more deafening sounds than
  • this particular engine on the occasion in question. Having rendered
  • these voluntary services, the throng modestly retired a little,
  • preferring that the single gentleman should bear their consequences
  • alone.
  • ‘Now, sir, what do you want!’ said a man with a large white bow at his
  • button-hole, opening the door, and confronting him with a very stoical
  • aspect.
  • ‘Who has been married here, my friend?’ said the single gentleman.
  • ‘I have.’
  • ‘You! and to whom in the devil’s name?’
  • ‘What right have you to ask?’ returned the bridegroom, eyeing him from
  • top to toe.
  • ‘What right!’ cried the single gentleman, drawing the arm of Kit’s
  • mother more tightly through his own, for that good woman evidently had
  • it in contemplation to run away. ‘A right you little dream of. Mind,
  • good people, if this fellow has been marrying a minor--tut, tut, that
  • can’t be. Where is the child you have here, my good fellow. You call
  • her Nell. Where is she?’
  • As he propounded this question, which Kit’s mother echoed, somebody in
  • a room near at hand, uttered a great shriek, and a stout lady in a
  • white dress came running to the door, and supported herself upon the
  • bridegroom’s arm.
  • ‘Where is she!’ cried this lady. ‘What news have you brought me? What
  • has become of her?’
  • The single gentleman started back, and gazed upon the face of the late
  • Mrs Jarley (that morning wedded to the philosophic George, to the
  • eternal wrath and despair of Mr Slum the poet), with looks of
  • conflicting apprehension, disappointment, and incredulity. At length
  • he stammered out,
  • ‘I ask YOU where she is? What do you mean?’
  • ‘Oh sir!’ cried the bride, ‘If you have come here to do her any good,
  • why weren’t you here a week ago?’
  • ‘She is not--not dead?’ said the person to whom she addressed herself,
  • turning very pale.
  • ‘No, not so bad as that.’
  • ‘I thank God!’ cried the single gentleman feebly. ‘Let me come in.’
  • They drew back to admit him, and when he had entered, closed the door.
  • ‘You see in me, good people,’ he said, turning to the newly-married
  • couple, ‘one to whom life itself is not dearer than the two persons
  • whom I seek. They would not know me. My features are strange to them,
  • but if they or either of them are here, take this good woman with you,
  • and let them see her first, for her they both know. If you deny them
  • from any mistaken regard or fear for them, judge of my intentions by
  • their recognition of this person as their old humble friend.’
  • ‘I always said it!’ cried the bride, ‘I knew she was not a common
  • child! Alas, sir! we have no power to help you, for all that we could
  • do, has been tried in vain.’
  • With that, they related to him, without disguise or concealment, all
  • that they knew of Nell and her grandfather, from their first meeting
  • with them, down to the time of their sudden disappearance; adding
  • (which was quite true) that they had made every possible effort to
  • trace them, but without success; having been at first in great alarm
  • for their safety, as well as on account of the suspicions to which they
  • themselves might one day be exposed in consequence of their abrupt
  • departure. They dwelt upon the old man’s imbecility of mind, upon the
  • uneasiness the child had always testified when he was absent, upon the
  • company he had been supposed to keep, and upon the increased depression
  • which had gradually crept over her and changed her both in health and
  • spirits. Whether she had missed the old man in the night, and knowing
  • or conjecturing whither he had bent his steps, had gone in pursuit, or
  • whether they had left the house together, they had no means of
  • determining. Certain they considered it, that there was but slender
  • prospect left of hearing of them again, and that whether their flight
  • originated with the old man, or with the child, there was now no hope
  • of their return. To all this, the single gentleman listened with the
  • air of a man quite borne down by grief and disappointment. He shed
  • tears when they spoke of the grandfather, and appeared in deep
  • affliction.
  • Not to protract this portion of our narrative, and to make short work
  • of a long story, let it be briefly written that before the interview
  • came to a close, the single gentleman deemed he had sufficient evidence
  • of having been told the truth, and that he endeavoured to force upon
  • the bride and bridegroom an acknowledgment of their kindness to the
  • unfriended child, which, however, they steadily declined accepting. In
  • the end, the happy couple jolted away in the caravan to spend their
  • honeymoon in a country excursion; and the single gentleman and Kit’s
  • mother stood ruefully before their carriage-door.
  • ‘Where shall we drive you, sir?’ said the post-boy.
  • ‘You may drive me,’ said the single gentleman, ‘to the--’ He was not
  • going to add ‘inn,’ but he added it for the sake of Kit’s mother; and
  • to the inn they went.
  • Rumours had already got abroad that the little girl who used to show
  • the wax-work, was the child of great people who had been stolen from
  • her parents in infancy, and had only just been traced. Opinion was
  • divided whether she was the daughter of a prince, a duke, an earl, a
  • viscount, or a baron, but all agreed upon the main fact, and that the
  • single gentleman was her father; and all bent forward to catch a
  • glimpse, though it were only of the tip of his noble nose, as he rode
  • away, desponding, in his four-horse chaise.
  • What would he have given to know, and what sorrow would have been saved
  • if he had only known, that at that moment both child and grandfather
  • were seated in the old church porch, patiently awaiting the
  • schoolmaster’s return!
  • CHAPTER 48
  • Popular rumour concerning the single gentleman and his errand,
  • travelling from mouth to mouth, and waxing stronger in the marvellous
  • as it was bandied about--for your popular rumour, unlike the rolling
  • stone of the proverb, is one which gathers a deal of moss in its
  • wanderings up and down--occasioned his dismounting at the inn-door to
  • be looked upon as an exciting and attractive spectacle, which could
  • scarcely be enough admired; and drew together a large concourse of
  • idlers, who having recently been, as it were, thrown out of employment
  • by the closing of the wax-work and the completion of the nuptial
  • ceremonies, considered his arrival as little else than a special
  • providence, and hailed it with demonstrations of the liveliest joy.
  • Not at all participating in the general sensation, but wearing the
  • depressed and wearied look of one who sought to meditate on his
  • disappointment in silence and privacy, the single gentleman alighted,
  • and handed out Kit’s mother with a gloomy politeness which impressed
  • the lookers-on extremely. That done, he gave her his arm and escorted
  • her into the house, while several active waiters ran on before as a
  • skirmishing party, to clear the way and to show the room which was
  • ready for their reception.
  • ‘Any room will do,’ said the single gentleman. ‘Let it be near at
  • hand, that’s all.’
  • ‘Close here, sir, if you please to walk this way.’
  • ‘Would the gentleman like this room?’ said a voice, as a little
  • out-of-the-way door at the foot of the well staircase flew briskly open
  • and a head popped out. ‘He’s quite welcome to it. He’s as welcome as
  • flowers in May, or coals at Christmas. Would you like this room, sir?
  • Honour me by walking in. Do me the favour, pray.’
  • ‘Goodness gracious me!’ cried Kit’s mother, falling back in extreme
  • surprise, ‘only think of this!’
  • She had some reason to be astonished, for the person who proffered the
  • gracious invitation was no other than Daniel Quilp. The little door
  • out of which he had thrust his head was close to the inn larder; and
  • there he stood, bowing with grotesque politeness; as much at his ease
  • as if the door were that of his own house; blighting all the legs of
  • mutton and cold roast fowls by his close companionship, and looking
  • like the evil genius of the cellars come from underground upon some
  • work of mischief.
  • ‘Would you do me the honour?’ said Quilp.
  • ‘I prefer being alone,’ replied the single gentleman.
  • ‘Oh!’ said Quilp. And with that, he darted in again with one jerk and
  • clapped the little door to, like a figure in a Dutch clock when the
  • hour strikes.
  • ‘Why it was only last night, sir,’ whispered Kit’s mother, ‘that I left
  • him in Little Bethel.’
  • ‘Indeed!’ said her fellow-passenger. ‘When did that person come here,
  • waiter?’
  • ‘Come down by the night-coach, this morning, sir.’
  • ‘Humph! And when is he going?’
  • ‘Can’t say, sir, really. When the chambermaid asked him just now if he
  • should want a bed, sir, he first made faces at her, and then wanted to
  • kiss her.’
  • ‘Beg him to walk this way,’ said the single gentleman. ‘I should be
  • glad to exchange a word with him, tell him. Beg him to come at once,
  • do you hear?’
  • The man stared on receiving these instructions, for the single
  • gentleman had not only displayed as much astonishment as Kit’s mother
  • at sight of the dwarf, but, standing in no fear of him, had been at
  • less pains to conceal his dislike and repugnance. He departed on his
  • errand, however, and immediately returned, ushering in its object.
  • ‘Your servant, sir,’ said the dwarf, ‘I encountered your messenger
  • half-way. I thought you’d allow me to pay my compliments to you. I
  • hope you’re well. I hope you’re very well.’
  • There was a short pause, while the dwarf, with half-shut eyes and
  • puckered face, stood waiting for an answer. Receiving none, he turned
  • towards his more familiar acquaintance.
  • ‘Christopher’s mother!’ he cried. ‘Such a dear lady, such a worthy
  • woman, so blest in her honest son! How is Christopher’s mother? Have
  • change of air and scene improved her? Her little family too, and
  • Christopher? Do they thrive? Do they flourish? Are they growing into
  • worthy citizens, eh?’
  • Making his voice ascend in the scale with every succeeding question, Mr
  • Quilp finished in a shrill squeak, and subsided into the panting look
  • which was customary with him, and which, whether it were assumed or
  • natural, had equally the effect of banishing all expression from his
  • face, and rendering it, as far as it afforded any index to his mood or
  • meaning, a perfect blank.
  • ‘Mr Quilp,’ said the single gentleman.
  • The dwarf put his hand to his great flapped ear, and counterfeited the
  • closest attention.
  • ‘We two have met before--’
  • ‘Surely,’ cried Quilp, nodding his head. ‘Oh surely, sir. Such an
  • honour and pleasure--it’s both, Christopher’s mother, it’s both--is
  • not to be forgotten so soon. By no means!’
  • ‘You may remember that the day I arrived in London, and found the house
  • to which I drove, empty and deserted, I was directed by some of the
  • neighbours to you, and waited upon you without stopping for rest or
  • refreshment?’
  • ‘How precipitate that was, and yet what an earnest and vigorous
  • measure!’ said Quilp, conferring with himself, in imitation of his
  • friend Mr Sampson Brass.
  • ‘I found,’ said the single gentleman, ‘you most unaccountably, in
  • possession of everything that had so recently belonged to another man,
  • and that other man, who up to the time of your entering upon his
  • property had been looked upon as affluent, reduced to sudden beggary,
  • and driven from house and home.’
  • ‘We had warrant for what we did, my good sir,’ rejoined Quilp, ‘we had
  • our warrant. Don’t say driven either. He went of his own
  • accord--vanished in the night, sir.’
  • ‘No matter,’ said the single gentleman angrily. ‘He was gone.’
  • ‘Yes, he was gone,’ said Quilp, with the same exasperating composure.
  • ‘No doubt he was gone. The only question was, where. And it’s a
  • question still.’
  • ‘Now, what am I to think,’ said the single gentleman, sternly regarding
  • him, ‘of you, who, plainly indisposed to give me any information
  • then--nay, obviously holding back, and sheltering yourself with all
  • kinds of cunning, trickery, and evasion--are dogging my footsteps now?’
  • ‘I dogging!’ cried Quilp.
  • ‘Why, are you not?’ returned his questioner, fretted into a state of
  • the utmost irritation. ‘Were you not a few hours since, sixty miles
  • off, and in the chapel to which this good woman goes to say her
  • prayers?’
  • ‘She was there too, I think?’ said Quilp, still perfectly unmoved. ‘I
  • might say, if I was inclined to be rude, how do I know but you are
  • dogging MY footsteps. Yes, I was at chapel. What then? I’ve read in
  • books that pilgrims were used to go to chapel before they went on
  • journeys, to put up petitions for their safe return. Wise men!
  • journeys are very perilous--especially outside the coach. Wheels come
  • off, horses take fright, coachmen drive too fast, coaches overturn. I
  • always go to chapel before I start on journeys. It’s the last thing I
  • do on such occasions, indeed.’
  • That Quilp lied most heartily in this speech, it needed no very great
  • penetration to discover, although for anything that he suffered to
  • appear in his face, voice, or manner, he might have been clinging to
  • the truth with the quiet constancy of a martyr.
  • ‘In the name of all that’s calculated to drive one crazy, man,’ said
  • the unfortunate single gentleman, ‘have you not, for some reason of
  • your own, taken upon yourself my errand? don’t you know with what
  • object I have come here, and if you do know, can you throw no light
  • upon it?’
  • ‘You think I’m a conjuror, sir,’ replied Quilp, shrugging up his
  • shoulders. ‘If I was, I should tell my own fortune--and make it.’
  • ‘Ah! we have said all we need say, I see,’ returned the other, throwing
  • himself impatiently upon a sofa. ‘Pray leave us, if you please.’
  • ‘Willingly,’ returned Quilp. ‘Most willingly. Christopher’s mother,
  • my good soul, farewell. A pleasant journey--back, sir. Ahem!’
  • With these parting words, and with a grin upon his features altogether
  • indescribable, but which seemed to be compounded of every monstrous
  • grimace of which men or monkeys are capable, the dwarf slowly retreated
  • and closed the door behind him.
  • ‘Oho!’ he said when he had regained his own room, and sat himself down
  • in a chair with his arms akimbo. ‘Oho! Are you there, my friend?
  • In-deed!’
  • Chuckling as though in very great glee, and recompensing himself for
  • the restraint he had lately put upon his countenance by twisting it
  • into all imaginable varieties of ugliness, Mr Quilp, rocking himself to
  • and fro in his chair and nursing his left leg at the same time, fell
  • into certain meditations, of which it may be necessary to relate the
  • substance.
  • First, he reviewed the circumstances which had led to his repairing to
  • that spot, which were briefly these. Dropping in at Mr Sampson Brass’s
  • office on the previous evening, in the absence of that gentleman and
  • his learned sister, he had lighted upon Mr Swiveller, who chanced at
  • the moment to be sprinkling a glass of warm gin and water on the dust
  • of the law, and to be moistening his clay, as the phrase goes, rather
  • copiously. But as clay in the abstract, when too much moistened,
  • becomes of a weak and uncertain consistency, breaking down in
  • unexpected places, retaining impressions but faintly, and preserving no
  • strength or steadiness of character, so Mr Swiveller’s clay, having
  • imbibed a considerable quantity of moisture, was in a very loose and
  • slippery state, insomuch that the various ideas impressed upon it were
  • fast losing their distinctive character, and running into each other.
  • It is not uncommon for human clay in this condition to value itself
  • above all things upon its great prudence and sagacity; and Mr
  • Swiveller, especially prizing himself upon these qualities, took
  • occasion to remark that he had made strange discoveries in connection
  • with the single gentleman who lodged above, which he had determined to
  • keep within his own bosom, and which neither tortures nor cajolery
  • should ever induce him to reveal. Of this determination Mr Quilp
  • expressed his high approval, and setting himself in the same breath to
  • goad Mr Swiveller on to further hints, soon made out that the single
  • gentleman had been seen in communication with Kit, and that this was
  • the secret which was never to be disclosed.
  • Possessed of this piece of information, Mr Quilp directly supposed that
  • the single gentleman above stairs must be the same individual who had
  • waited on him, and having assured himself by further inquiries that
  • this surmise was correct, had no difficulty in arriving at the
  • conclusion that the intent and object of his correspondence with Kit
  • was the recovery of his old client and the child. Burning with
  • curiosity to know what proceedings were afoot, he resolved to pounce
  • upon Kit’s mother as the person least able to resist his arts, and
  • consequently the most likely to be entrapped into such revelations as
  • he sought; so taking an abrupt leave of Mr Swiveller, he hurried to her
  • house. The good woman being from home, he made inquiries of a
  • neighbour, as Kit himself did soon afterwards, and being directed to
  • the chapel be took himself there, in order to waylay her, at the
  • conclusion of the service.
  • He had not sat in the chapel more than a quarter of an hour, and with
  • his eyes piously fixed upon the ceiling was chuckling inwardly over the
  • joke of his being there at all, when Kit himself appeared. Watchful as
  • a lynx, one glance showed the dwarf that he had come on business.
  • Absorbed in appearance, as we have seen, and feigning a profound
  • abstraction, he noted every circumstance of his behaviour, and when he
  • withdrew with his family, shot out after him. In fine, he traced them
  • to the notary’s house; learnt the destination of the carriage from one
  • of the postilions; and knowing that a fast night-coach started for the
  • same place, at the very hour which was on the point of striking, from a
  • street hard by, darted round to the coach-office without more ado, and
  • took his seat upon the roof. After passing and repassing the carriage
  • on the road, and being passed and repassed by it sundry times in the
  • course of the night, according as their stoppages were longer or
  • shorter; or their rate of travelling varied, they reached the town
  • almost together. Quilp kept the chaise in sight, mingled with the
  • crowd, learnt the single gentleman’s errand, and its failure, and
  • having possessed himself of all that it was material to know, hurried
  • off, reached the inn before him, had the interview just now detailed,
  • and shut himself up in the little room in which he hastily reviewed all
  • these occurrences.
  • ‘You are there, are you, my friend?’ he repeated, greedily biting his
  • nails. ‘I am suspected and thrown aside, and Kit’s the confidential
  • agent, is he? I shall have to dispose of him, I fear. If we had come
  • up with them this morning,’ he continued, after a thoughtful pause, ‘I
  • was ready to prove a pretty good claim. I could have made my profit.
  • But for these canting hypocrites, the lad and his mother, I could get
  • this fiery gentleman as comfortably into my net as our old friend--our
  • mutual friend, ha! ha!--and chubby, rosy Nell. At the worst, it’s a
  • golden opportunity, not to be lost. Let us find them first, and I’ll
  • find means of draining you of some of your superfluous cash, sir, while
  • there are prison bars, and bolts, and locks, to keep your friend or
  • kinsman safely. I hate your virtuous people!’ said the dwarf, throwing
  • off a bumper of brandy, and smacking his lips, ‘ah! I hate ‘em every
  • one!’
  • This was not a mere empty vaunt, but a deliberate avowal of his real
  • sentiments; for Mr Quilp, who loved nobody, had by little and little
  • come to hate everybody nearly or remotely connected with his ruined
  • client:--the old man himself, because he had been able to deceive him
  • and elude his vigilance--the child, because she was the object of Mrs
  • Quilp’s commiseration and constant self-reproach--the single gentleman,
  • because of his unconcealed aversion to himself--Kit and his mother,
  • most mortally, for the reasons shown. Above and beyond that general
  • feeling of opposition to them, which would have been inseparable from
  • his ravenous desire to enrich himself by these altered circumstances,
  • Daniel Quilp hated them every one.
  • In this amiable mood, Mr Quilp enlivened himself and his hatreds with
  • more brandy, and then, changing his quarters, withdrew to an obscure
  • alehouse, under cover of which seclusion he instituted all possible
  • inquiries that might lead to the discovery of the old man and his
  • grandchild. But all was in vain. Not the slightest trace or clue
  • could be obtained. They had left the town by night; no one had seen
  • them go; no one had met them on the road; the driver of no coach, cart,
  • or waggon, had seen any travellers answering their description; nobody
  • had fallen in with them, or heard of them. Convinced at last that for
  • the present all such attempts were hopeless, he appointed two or three
  • scouts, with promises of large rewards in case of their forwarding him
  • any intelligence, and returned to London by next day’s coach.
  • It was some gratification to Mr Quilp to find, as he took his place
  • upon the roof, that Kit’s mother was alone inside; from which
  • circumstance he derived in the course of the journey much cheerfulness
  • of spirit, inasmuch as her solitary condition enabled him to terrify
  • her with many extraordinary annoyances; such as hanging over the side
  • of the coach at the risk of his life, and staring in with his great
  • goggle eyes, which seemed in hers the more horrible from his face being
  • upside down; dodging her in this way from one window to another;
  • getting nimbly down whenever they changed horses and thrusting his head
  • in at the window with a dismal squint: which ingenious tortures had
  • such an effect upon Mrs Nubbles, that she was quite unable for the time
  • to resist the belief that Mr Quilp did in his own person represent and
  • embody that Evil Power, who was so vigorously attacked at Little
  • Bethel, and who, by reason of her backslidings in respect of Astley’s
  • and oysters, was now frolicsome and rampant.
  • Kit, having been apprised by letter of his mother’s intended return,
  • was waiting for her at the coach-office; and great was his surprise
  • when he saw, leering over the coachman’s shoulder like some familiar
  • demon, invisible to all eyes but his, the well-known face of Quilp.
  • ‘How are you, Christopher?’ croaked the dwarf from the coach-top. ‘All
  • right, Christopher. Mother’s inside.’
  • ‘Why, how did he come here, mother?’ whispered Kit.
  • ‘I don’t know how he came or why, my dear,’ rejoined Mrs Nubbles,
  • dismounting with her son’s assistance, ‘but he has been a terrifying of
  • me out of my seven senses all this blessed day.’
  • ‘He has?’ cried Kit.
  • ‘You wouldn’t believe it, that you wouldn’t,’ replied his mother, ‘but
  • don’t say a word to him, for I really don’t believe he’s human. Hush!
  • Don’t turn round as if I was talking of him, but he’s a squinting at me
  • now in the full blaze of the coach-lamp, quite awful!’
  • In spite of his mother’s injunction, Kit turned sharply round to look.
  • Mr Quilp was serenely gazing at the stars, quite absorbed in celestial
  • contemplation.
  • ‘Oh, he’s the artfullest creetur!’ cried Mrs Nubbles. ‘But come away.
  • Don’t speak to him for the world.’
  • ‘Yes I will, mother. What nonsense. I say, sir--’
  • Mr Quilp affected to start, and looked smilingly round.
  • ‘You let my mother alone, will you?’ said Kit. ‘How dare you tease a
  • poor lone woman like her, making her miserable and melancholy as if she
  • hadn’t got enough to make her so, without you. An’t you ashamed of
  • yourself, you little monster?’
  • ‘Monster!’ said Quilp inwardly, with a smile. ‘Ugliest dwarf that
  • could be seen anywhere for a penny--monster--ah!’
  • ‘You show her any of your impudence again,’ resumed Kit, shouldering
  • the bandbox, ‘and I tell you what, Mr Quilp, I won’t bear with you any
  • more. You have no right to do it; I’m sure we never interfered with
  • you. This isn’t the first time; and if ever you worry or frighten her
  • again, you’ll oblige me (though I should be very sorry to do it, on
  • account of your size) to beat you.’
  • Quilp said not a word in reply, but walking so close to Kit as to bring
  • his eyes within two or three inches of his face, looked fixedly at him,
  • retreated a little distance without averting his gaze, approached
  • again, again withdrew, and so on for half-a-dozen times, like a head in
  • a phantasmagoria. Kit stood his ground as if in expectation of an
  • immediate assault, but finding that nothing came of these gestures,
  • snapped his fingers and walked away; his mother dragging him off as
  • fast as she could, and, even in the midst of his news of little Jacob
  • and the baby, looking anxiously over her shoulder to see if Quilp were
  • following.
  • CHAPTER 49
  • Kit’s mother might have spared herself the trouble of looking back so
  • often, for nothing was further from Mr Quilp’s thoughts than any
  • intention of pursuing her and her son, or renewing the quarrel with
  • which they had parted. He went his way, whistling from time to time
  • some fragments of a tune; and with a face quite tranquil and composed,
  • jogged pleasantly towards home; entertaining himself as he went with
  • visions of the fears and terrors of Mrs Quilp, who, having received no
  • intelligence of him for three whole days and two nights, and having had
  • no previous notice of his absence, was doubtless by that time in a
  • state of distraction, and constantly fainting away with anxiety and
  • grief.
  • This facetious probability was so congenial to the dwarf’s humour, and
  • so exquisitely amusing to him, that he laughed as he went along until
  • the tears ran down his cheeks; and more than once, when he found
  • himself in a bye-street, vented his delight in a shrill scream, which
  • greatly terrifying any lonely passenger, who happened to be walking on
  • before him expecting nothing so little, increased his mirth, and made
  • him remarkably cheerful and light-hearted.
  • In this happy flow of spirits, Mr Quilp reached Tower Hill, when,
  • gazing up at the window of his own sitting-room, he thought he descried
  • more light than is usual in a house of mourning. Drawing nearer, and
  • listening attentively, he could hear several voices in earnest
  • conversation, among which he could distinguish, not only those of his
  • wife and mother-in-law, but the tongues of men.
  • ‘Ha!’ cried the jealous dwarf, ‘What’s this! Do they entertain
  • visitors while I’m away!’
  • A smothered cough from above, was the reply. He felt in his pockets
  • for his latch-key, but had forgotten it. There was no resource but to
  • knock at the door.
  • ‘A light in the passage,’ said Quilp, peeping through the keyhole. ‘A
  • very soft knock; and, by your leave, my lady, I may yet steal upon you
  • unawares. Soho!’
  • A very low and gentle rap received no answer from within. But after a
  • second application to the knocker, no louder than the first, the door
  • was softly opened by the boy from the wharf, whom Quilp instantly
  • gagged with one hand, and dragged into the street with the other.
  • ‘You’ll throttle me, master,’ whispered the boy. ‘Let go, will you.’
  • ‘Who’s up stairs, you dog?’ retorted Quilp in the same tone. ‘Tell me.
  • And don’t speak above your breath, or I’ll choke you in good earnest.’
  • The boy could only point to the window, and reply with a stifled
  • giggle, expressive of such intense enjoyment, that Quilp clutched him
  • by the throat and might have carried his threat into execution, or at
  • least have made very good progress towards that end, but for the boy’s
  • nimbly extricating himself from his grasp, and fortifying himself
  • behind the nearest post, at which, after some fruitless attempts to
  • catch him by the hair of the head, his master was obliged to come to a
  • parley.
  • ‘Will you answer me?’ said Quilp. ‘What’s going on, above?’
  • ‘You won’t let one speak,’ replied the boy. ‘They--ha, ha, ha!--they
  • think you’re--you’re dead. Ha ha ha!’
  • ‘Dead!’ cried Quilp, relaxing into a grim laugh himself. ‘No. Do
  • they? Do they really, you dog?’
  • ‘They think you’re--you’re drowned,’ replied the boy, who in his
  • malicious nature had a strong infusion of his master. ‘You was last
  • seen on the brink of the wharf, and they think you tumbled over. Ha
  • ha!’
  • The prospect of playing the spy under such delicious circumstances, and
  • of disappointing them all by walking in alive, gave more delight to
  • Quilp than the greatest stroke of good fortune could possibly have
  • inspired him with. He was no less tickled than his hopeful assistant,
  • and they both stood for some seconds, grinning and gasping and wagging
  • their heads at each other, on either side of the post, like an
  • unmatchable pair of Chinese idols.
  • ‘Not a word,’ said Quilp, making towards the door on tiptoe. ‘Not a
  • sound, not so much as a creaking board, or a stumble against a cobweb.
  • Drowned, eh, Mrs Quilp! Drowned!’
  • So saying, he blew out the candle, kicked off his shoes, and groped his
  • way up stairs; leaving his delighted young friend in an ecstasy of
  • summersets on the pavement.
  • The bedroom-door on the staircase being unlocked, Mr Quilp slipped in,
  • and planted himself behind the door of communication between that
  • chamber and the sitting-room, which standing ajar to render both more
  • airy, and having a very convenient chink (of which he had often availed
  • himself for purposes of espial, and had indeed enlarged with his
  • pocket-knife), enabled him not only to hear, but to see distinctly,
  • what was passing.
  • Applying his eye to this convenient place, he descried Mr Brass seated
  • at the table with pen, ink, and paper, and the case-bottle of rum--his
  • own case-bottle, and his own particular Jamaica--convenient to his
  • hand; with hot water, fragrant lemons, white lump sugar, and all things
  • fitting; from which choice materials, Sampson, by no means insensible
  • to their claims upon his attention, had compounded a mighty glass of
  • punch reeking hot; which he was at that very moment stirring up with a
  • teaspoon, and contemplating with looks in which a faint assumption of
  • sentimental regret, struggled but weakly with a bland and comfortable
  • joy. At the same table, with both her elbows upon it, was Mrs Jiniwin;
  • no longer sipping other people’s punch feloniously with teaspoons, but
  • taking deep draughts from a jorum of her own; while her daughter--not
  • exactly with ashes on her head, or sackcloth on her back, but
  • preserving a very decent and becoming appearance of sorrow
  • nevertheless--was reclining in an easy chair, and soothing her grief
  • with a smaller allowance of the same glib liquid. There were also
  • present, a couple of water-side men, bearing between them certain
  • machines called drags; even these fellows were accommodated with a
  • stiff glass a-piece; and as they drank with a great relish, and were
  • naturally of a red-nosed, pimple-faced, convivial look, their presence
  • rather increased than detracted from that decided appearance of
  • comfort, which was the great characteristic of the party.
  • ‘If I could poison that dear old lady’s rum and water,’ murmured Quilp,
  • ‘I’d die happy.’
  • ‘Ah!’ said Mr Brass, breaking the silence, and raising his eyes to the
  • ceiling with a sigh, ‘Who knows but he may be looking down upon us now!
  • Who knows but he may be surveying of us from--from somewheres or
  • another, and contemplating us with a watchful eye! Oh Lor!’
  • Here Mr Brass stopped to drink half his punch, and then resumed;
  • looking at the other half, as he spoke, with a dejected smile.
  • ‘I can almost fancy,’ said the lawyer shaking his head, ‘that I see his
  • eye glistening down at the very bottom of my liquor. When shall we
  • look upon his like again? Never, never!’ One minute we are
  • here’--holding his tumbler before his eyes--‘the next we are
  • there’--gulping down its contents, and striking himself emphatically a
  • little below the chest--‘in the silent tomb. To think that I should be
  • drinking his very rum! It seems like a dream.’
  • With the view, no doubt, of testing the reality of his position, Mr
  • Brass pushed his tumbler as he spoke towards Mrs Jiniwin for the
  • purpose of being replenished; and turned towards the attendant mariners.
  • ‘The search has been quite unsuccessful then?’
  • ‘Quite, master. But I should say that if he turns up anywhere, he’ll
  • come ashore somewhere about Grinidge to-morrow, at ebb tide, eh, mate?’
  • The other gentleman assented, observing that he was expected at the
  • Hospital, and that several pensioners would be ready to receive him
  • whenever he arrived.
  • ‘Then we have nothing for it but resignation,’ said Mr Brass; ‘nothing
  • but resignation and expectation. It would be a comfort to have his
  • body; it would be a dreary comfort.’
  • ‘Oh, beyond a doubt,’ assented Mrs Jiniwin hastily; ‘if we once had
  • that, we should be quite sure.’
  • ‘With regard to the descriptive advertisement,’ said Sampson Brass,
  • taking up his pen. ‘It is a melancholy pleasure to recall his traits.
  • Respecting his legs now--?’
  • ‘Crooked, certainly,’ said Mrs Jiniwin. ‘Do you think they WERE
  • crooked?’ said Brass, in an insinuating tone. ‘I think I see them now
  • coming up the street very wide apart, in nankeen’ pantaloons a little
  • shrunk and without straps. Ah! what a vale of tears we live in. Do we
  • say crooked?’
  • ‘I think they were a little so,’ observed Mrs Quilp with a sob.
  • ‘Legs crooked,’ said Brass, writing as he spoke. ‘Large head, short
  • body, legs crooked--’
  • ‘Very crooked,’ suggested Mrs Jiniwin.
  • ‘We’ll not say very crooked, ma’am,’ said Brass piously. ‘Let us not
  • bear hard upon the weaknesses of the deceased. He is gone, ma’am, to
  • where his legs will never come in question.--We will content ourselves
  • with crooked, Mrs Jiniwin.’
  • ‘I thought you wanted the truth,’ said the old lady. ‘That’s all.’
  • ‘Bless your eyes, how I love you,’ muttered Quilp. ‘There she goes
  • again. Nothing but punch!’
  • ‘This is an occupation,’ said the lawyer, laying down his pen and
  • emptying his glass, ‘which seems to bring him before my eyes like the
  • Ghost of Hamlet’s father, in the very clothes that he wore on
  • work-a-days. His coat, his waistcoat, his shoes and stockings, his
  • trousers, his hat, his wit and humour, his pathos and his umbrella, all
  • come before me like visions of my youth. His linen!’ said Mr Brass
  • smiling fondly at the wall, ‘his linen which was always of a particular
  • colour, for such was his whim and fancy--how plain I see his linen now!’
  • ‘You had better go on, sir,’ said Mrs Jiniwin impatiently.
  • ‘True, ma’am, true,’ cried Mr Brass. ‘Our faculties must not freeze
  • with grief. I’ll trouble you for a little more of that, ma’am. A
  • question now arises, with relation to his nose.’
  • ‘Flat,’ said Mrs Jiniwin.
  • ‘Aquiline!’ cried Quilp, thrusting in his head, and striking the
  • feature with his fist. ‘Aquiline, you hag. Do you see it? Do you
  • call this flat? Do you? Eh?’
  • ‘Oh capital, capital!’ shouted Brass, from the mere force of habit.
  • ‘Excellent! How very good he is! He’s a most remarkable man--so
  • extremely whimsical! Such an amazing power of taking people by
  • surprise!’
  • Quilp paid no regard whatever to these compliments, nor to the dubious
  • and frightened look into which the lawyer gradually subsided, nor to
  • the shrieks of his wife and mother-in-law, nor to the latter’s running
  • from the room, nor to the former’s fainting away. Keeping his eye
  • fixed on Sampson Brass, he walked up to the table, and beginning with
  • his glass, drank off the contents, and went regularly round until he
  • had emptied the other two, when he seized the case-bottle, and hugging
  • it under his arm, surveyed him with a most extraordinary leer.
  • ‘Not yet, Sampson,’ said Quilp. ‘Not just yet!’
  • ‘Oh very good indeed!’ cried Brass, recovering his spirits a little.
  • ‘Ha ha ha! Oh exceedingly good! There’s not another man alive who
  • could carry it off like that. A most difficult position to carry off.
  • But he has such a flow of good-humour, such an amazing flow!’
  • ‘Good night,’ said the dwarf, nodding expressively.
  • ‘Good night, sir, good night,’ cried the lawyer, retreating backwards
  • towards the door. ‘This is a joyful occasion indeed, extremely joyful.
  • Ha ha ha! oh very rich, very rich indeed, remarkably so!’
  • Waiting until Mr Brass’s ejaculations died away in the distance (for he
  • continued to pour them out, all the way down stairs), Quilp advanced
  • towards the two men, who yet lingered in a kind of stupid amazement.
  • ‘Have you been dragging the river all day, gentlemen?’ said the dwarf,
  • holding the door open with great politeness.
  • ‘And yesterday too, master.’
  • ‘Dear me, you’ve had a deal of trouble. Pray consider everything yours
  • that you find upon the--upon the body. Good night!’
  • The men looked at each other, but had evidently no inclination to argue
  • the point just then, and shuffled out of the room. The speedy
  • clearance effected, Quilp locked the doors; and still embracing the
  • case-bottle with shrugged-up shoulders and folded arms, stood looking
  • at his insensible wife like a dismounted nightmare.
  • CHAPTER 50
  • Matrimonial differences are usually discussed by the parties concerned
  • in the form of dialogue, in which the lady bears at least her full half
  • share. Those of Mr and Mrs Quilp, however, were an exception to the
  • general rule; the remarks which they occasioned being limited to a long
  • soliloquy on the part of the gentleman, with perhaps a few deprecatory
  • observations from the lady, not extending beyond a trembling
  • monosyllable uttered at long intervals, and in a very submissive and
  • humble tone. On the present occasion, Mrs Quilp did not for a long
  • time venture even on this gentle defence, but when she had recovered
  • from her fainting-fit, sat in a tearful silence, meekly listening to
  • the reproaches of her lord and master.
  • Of these Mr Quilp delivered himself with the utmost animation and
  • rapidity, and with so many distortions of limb and feature, that even
  • his wife, although tolerably well accustomed to his proficiency in
  • these respects, was well-nigh beside herself with alarm. But the
  • Jamaica rum, and the joy of having occasioned a heavy disappointment,
  • by degrees cooled Mr Quilp’s wrath; which from being at savage heat,
  • dropped slowly to the bantering or chuckling point, at which it
  • steadily remained.
  • ‘So you thought I was dead and gone, did you?’ said Quilp. ‘You
  • thought you were a widow, eh? Ha, ha, ha, you jade.’
  • ‘Indeed, Quilp,’ returned his wife. ‘I’m very sorry--’
  • ‘Who doubts it!’ cried the dwarf. ‘You very sorry! to be sure you are.
  • Who doubts that you’re VERY sorry!’
  • ‘I don’t mean sorry that you have come home again alive and well,’ said
  • his wife, ‘but sorry that I should have been led into such a belief. I
  • am glad to see you, Quilp; indeed I am.’
  • In truth Mrs Quilp did seem a great deal more glad to behold her lord
  • than might have been expected, and did evince a degree of interest in
  • his safety which, all things considered, was rather unaccountable.
  • Upon Quilp, however, this circumstance made no impression, farther than
  • as it moved him to snap his fingers close to his wife’s eyes, with
  • divers grins of triumph and derision.
  • ‘How could you go away so long, without saying a word to me or letting
  • me hear of you or know anything about you?’ asked the poor little
  • woman, sobbing. ‘How could you be so cruel, Quilp?’
  • ‘How could I be so cruel! cruel!’ cried the dwarf. ‘Because I was in
  • the humour. I’m in the humour now. I shall be cruel when I like. I’m
  • going away again.’
  • ‘Not again!’
  • ‘Yes, again. I’m going away now. I’m off directly. I mean to go and
  • live wherever the fancy seizes me--at the wharf--at the
  • counting-house--and be a jolly bachelor. You were a widow in
  • anticipation. Damme,’ screamed the dwarf, ‘I’ll be a bachelor in
  • earnest.’
  • ‘You can’t be serious, Quilp,’ sobbed his wife.
  • ‘I tell you,’ said the dwarf, exulting in his project, ‘that I’ll be a
  • bachelor, a devil-may-care bachelor; and I’ll have my bachelor’s hall
  • at the counting-house, and at such times come near it if you dare. And
  • mind too that I don’t pounce in upon you at unseasonable hours again,
  • for I’ll be a spy upon you, and come and go like a mole or a weazel.
  • Tom Scott--where’s Tom Scott?’
  • ‘Here I am, master,’ cried the voice of the boy, as Quilp threw up the
  • window.
  • ‘Wait there, you dog,’ returned the dwarf, ‘to carry a bachelor’s
  • portmanteau. Pack it up, Mrs Quilp. Knock up the dear old lady to
  • help; knock her up. Halloa there! Halloa!’
  • With these exclamations, Mr Quilp caught up the poker, and hurrying to
  • the door of the good lady’s sleeping-closet, beat upon it therewith
  • until she awoke in inexpressible terror, thinking that her amiable
  • son-in-law surely intended to murder her in justification of the legs
  • she had slandered. Impressed with this idea, she was no sooner fairly
  • awake than she screamed violently, and would have quickly precipitated
  • herself out of the window and through a neighbouring skylight, if her
  • daughter had not hastened in to undeceive her, and implore her
  • assistance. Somewhat reassured by her account of the service she was
  • required to render, Mrs Jiniwin made her appearance in a flannel
  • dressing-gown; and both mother and daughter, trembling with terror and
  • cold--for the night was now far advanced--obeyed Mr Quilp’s directions
  • in submissive silence. Prolonging his preparations as much as
  • possible, for their greater comfort, that eccentric gentleman
  • superintended the packing of his wardrobe, and having added to it with
  • his own hands, a plate, knife and fork, spoon, teacup and saucer, and
  • other small household matters of that nature, strapped up the
  • portmanteau, took it on his shoulders, and actually marched off without
  • another word, and with the case-bottle (which he had never once put
  • down) still tightly clasped under his arm. Consigning his heavier
  • burden to the care of Tom Scott when he reached the street, taking a
  • dram from the bottle for his own encouragement, and giving the boy a
  • rap on the head with it as a small taste for himself, Quilp very
  • deliberately led the way to the wharf, and reached it at between three
  • and four o’clock in the morning.
  • ‘Snug!’ said Quilp, when he had groped his way to the wooden
  • counting-house, and opened the door with a key he carried about with
  • him. ‘Beautifully snug! Call me at eight, you dog.’
  • With no more formal leave-taking or explanation, he clutched the
  • portmanteau, shut the door on his attendant, and climbing on the desk,
  • and rolling himself up as round as a hedgehog, in an old boat-cloak,
  • fell fast asleep.
  • Being roused in the morning at the appointed time, and roused with
  • difficulty, after his late fatigues, Quilp instructed Tom Scott to make
  • a fire in the yard of sundry pieces of old timber, and to prepare some
  • coffee for breakfast; for the better furnishing of which repast he
  • entrusted him with certain small moneys, to be expended in the purchase
  • of hot rolls, butter, sugar, Yarmouth bloaters, and other articles of
  • housekeeping; so that in a few minutes a savoury meal was smoking on
  • the board. With this substantial comfort, the dwarf regaled himself to
  • his heart’s content; and being highly satisfied with this free and
  • gipsy mode of life (which he had often meditated, as offering, whenever
  • he chose to avail himself of it, an agreeable freedom from the
  • restraints of matrimony, and a choice means of keeping Mrs Quilp and
  • her mother in a state of incessant agitation and suspense), bestirred
  • himself to improve his retreat, and render it more commodious and
  • comfortable.
  • With this view, he issued forth to a place hard by, where sea-stores
  • were sold, purchased a second-hand hammock, and had it slung in
  • seamanlike fashion from the ceiling of the counting-house. He also
  • caused to be erected, in the same mouldy cabin, an old ship’s stove
  • with a rusty funnel to carry the smoke through the roof; and these
  • arrangements completed, surveyed them with ineffable delight.
  • ‘I’ve got a country-house like Robinson Crusoe,’ said the dwarf, ogling
  • the accommodations; ‘a solitary, sequestered, desolate-island sort of
  • spot, where I can be quite alone when I have business on hand, and be
  • secure from all spies and listeners. Nobody near me here, but rats,
  • and they are fine stealthy secret fellows. I shall be as merry as a
  • grig among these gentry. I’ll look out for one like Christopher, and
  • poison him--ha, ha, ha! Business though--business--we must be mindful
  • of business in the midst of pleasure, and the time has flown this
  • morning, I declare.’
  • Enjoining Tom Scott to await his return, and not to stand upon his
  • head, or throw a summerset, or so much as walk upon his hands
  • meanwhile, on pain of lingering torments, the dwarf threw himself into
  • a boat, and crossing to the other side of the river, and then speeding
  • away on foot, reached Mr Swiveller’s usual house of entertainment in
  • Bevis Marks, just as that gentleman sat down alone to dinner in its
  • dusky parlour.
  • ‘Dick,’ said the dwarf, thrusting his head in at the door, ‘my pet, my
  • pupil, the apple of my eye, hey, hey!’
  • ‘Oh you’re there, are you?’ returned Mr Swiveller; ‘how are you?’
  • ‘How’s Dick?’ retorted Quilp. ‘How’s the cream of clerkship, eh?’
  • ‘Why, rather sour, sir,’ replied Mr Swiveller. ‘Beginning to border
  • upon cheesiness, in fact.’
  • ‘What’s the matter?’ said the dwarf, advancing. ‘Has Sally proved
  • unkind. “Of all the girls that are so smart, there’s none like--” eh,
  • Dick!’
  • ‘Certainly not,’ replied Mr Swiveller, eating his dinner with great
  • gravity, ‘none like her. She’s the sphynx of private life, is Sally B.’
  • ‘You’re out of spirits,’ said Quilp, drawing up a chair. ‘What’s the
  • matter?’
  • ‘The law don’t agree with me,’ returned Dick. ‘It isn’t moist enough,
  • and there’s too much confinement. I have been thinking of running
  • away.’
  • ‘Bah!’ said the dwarf. ‘Where would you run to, Dick?’
  • ‘I don’t know’ returned Mr Swiveller. ‘Towards Highgate, I suppose.
  • Perhaps the bells might strike up “Turn again Swiveller, Lord Mayor of
  • London.” Whittington’s name was Dick. I wish cats were scarcer.’
  • Quilp looked at his companion with his eyes screwed up into a comical
  • expression of curiosity, and patiently awaited his further explanation;
  • upon which, however, Mr Swiveller appeared in no hurry to enter, as he
  • ate a very long dinner in profound silence, finally pushed away his
  • plate, threw himself back into his chair, folded his arms, and stared
  • ruefully at the fire, in which some ends of cigars were smoking on
  • their own account, and sending up a fragrant odour.
  • ‘Perhaps you’d like a bit of cake’--said Dick, at last turning to the
  • dwarf. ‘You’re quite welcome to it. You ought to be, for it’s of your
  • making.’
  • ‘What do you mean?’ said Quilp.
  • Mr Swiveller replied by taking from his pocket a small and very greasy
  • parcel, slowly unfolding it, and displaying a little slab of plum-cake
  • extremely indigestible in appearance, and bordered with a paste of
  • white sugar an inch and a half deep.
  • ‘What should you say this was?’ demanded Mr Swiveller.
  • ‘It looks like bride-cake,’ replied the dwarf, grinning.
  • ‘And whose should you say it was?’ inquired Mr Swiveller, rubbing the
  • pastry against his nose with a dreadful calmness. ‘Whose?’
  • ‘Not--’
  • ‘Yes,’ said Dick, ‘the same. You needn’t mention her name. There’s no
  • such name now. Her name is Cheggs now, Sophy Cheggs. Yet loved I as
  • man never loved that hadn’t wooden legs, and my heart, my heart is
  • breaking for the love of Sophy Cheggs.’
  • With this extemporary adaptation of a popular ballad to the distressing
  • circumstances of his own case, Mr Swiveller folded up the parcel again,
  • beat it very flat between the palms of his hands, thrust it into his
  • breast, buttoned his coat over it, and folded his arms upon the whole.
  • ‘Now, I hope you’re satisfied, sir,’ said Dick; ‘and I hope Fred’s
  • satisfied. You went partners in the mischief, and I hope you like it.
  • This is the triumph I was to have, is it? It’s like the old
  • country-dance of that name, where there are two gentlemen to one lady,
  • and one has her, and the other hasn’t, but comes limping up behind to
  • make out the figure. But it’s Destiny, and mine’s a crusher.’
  • Disguising his secret joy in Mr Swiveller’s defeat, Daniel Quilp
  • adopted the surest means of soothing him, by ringing the bell, and
  • ordering in a supply of rosy wine (that is to say, of its usual
  • representative), which he put about with great alacrity, calling upon
  • Mr Swiveller to pledge him in various toasts derisive of Cheggs, and
  • eulogistic of the happiness of single men. Such was their impression
  • on Mr Swiveller, coupled with the reflection that no man could oppose
  • his destiny, that in a very short space of time his spirits rose
  • surprisingly, and he was enabled to give the dwarf an account of the
  • receipt of the cake, which, it appeared, had been brought to Bevis
  • Marks by the two surviving Miss Wackleses in person, and delivered at
  • the office door with much giggling and joyfulness.
  • ‘Ha!’ said Quilp. ‘It will be our turn to giggle soon. And that
  • reminds me--you spoke of young Trent--where is he?’
  • Mr Swiveller explained that his respectable friend had recently
  • accepted a responsible situation in a locomotive gaming-house, and was
  • at that time absent on a professional tour among the adventurous
  • spirits of Great Britain.
  • ‘That’s unfortunate,’ said the dwarf, ‘for I came, in fact, to ask you
  • about him. A thought has occurred to me, Dick; your friend over the
  • way--’
  • ‘Which friend?’
  • ‘In the first floor.’
  • ‘Yes?’
  • ‘Your friend in the first floor, Dick, may know him.’
  • ‘No, he don’t,’ said Mr Swiveller, shaking his head.
  • ‘Don’t! No, because he has never seen him,’ rejoined Quilp; ‘but if we
  • were to bring them together, who knows, Dick, but Fred, properly
  • introduced, would serve his turn almost as well as little Nell or her
  • grandfather--who knows but it might make the young fellow’s fortune,
  • and, through him, yours, eh?’
  • ‘Why, the fact is, you see,’ said Mr Swiveller, ‘that they HAVE been
  • brought together.’
  • ‘Have been!’ cried the dwarf, looking suspiciously at his companion.
  • ‘Through whose means?’
  • ‘Through mine,’ said Dick, slightly confused. ‘Didn’t I mention it to
  • you the last time you called over yonder?’
  • ‘You know you didn’t,’ returned the dwarf.
  • ‘I believe you’re right,’ said Dick. ‘No. I didn’t, I recollect. Oh
  • yes, I brought ‘em together that very day. It was Fred’s suggestion.’
  • ‘And what came of it?’
  • ‘Why, instead of my friend’s bursting into tears when he knew who Fred
  • was, embracing him kindly, and telling him that he was his grandfather,
  • or his grandmother in disguise (which we fully expected), he flew into
  • a tremendous passion; called him all manner of names; said it was in a
  • great measure his fault that little Nell and the old gentleman had ever
  • been brought to poverty; didn’t hint at our taking anything to drink;
  • and--and in short rather turned us out of the room than otherwise.’
  • ‘That’s strange,’ said the dwarf, musing.
  • ‘So we remarked to each other at the time,’ returned Dick coolly, ‘but
  • quite true.’
  • Quilp was plainly staggered by this intelligence, over which he brooded
  • for some time in moody silence, often raising his eyes to Mr
  • Swiveller’s face, and sharply scanning its expression. As he could
  • read in it, however, no additional information or anything to lead him
  • to believe he had spoken falsely; and as Mr Swiveller, left to his own
  • meditations, sighed deeply, and was evidently growing maudlin on the
  • subject of Mrs Cheggs; the dwarf soon broke up the conference and took
  • his departure, leaving the bereaved one to his melancholy ruminations.
  • ‘Have been brought together, eh?’ said the dwarf as he walked the
  • streets alone. ‘My friend has stolen a march upon me. It led him to
  • nothing, and therefore is no great matter, save in the intention. I’m
  • glad he has lost his mistress. Ha ha! The blockhead mustn’t leave the
  • law at present. I’m sure of him where he is, whenever I want him for
  • my own purposes, and, besides, he’s a good unconscious spy on Brass,
  • and tells, in his cups, all that he sees and hears. You’re useful to
  • me, Dick, and cost nothing but a little treating now and then. I am
  • not sure that it may not be worth while, before long, to take credit
  • with the stranger, Dick, by discovering your designs upon the child;
  • but for the present we’ll remain the best friends in the world, with
  • your good leave.’
  • Pursuing these thoughts, and gasping as he went along, after his own
  • peculiar fashion, Mr Quilp once more crossed the Thames, and shut
  • himself up in his Bachelor’s Hall, which, by reason of its
  • newly-erected chimney depositing the smoke inside the room and carrying
  • none of it off, was not quite so agreeable as more fastidious people
  • might have desired. Such inconveniences, however, instead of
  • disgusting the dwarf with his new abode, rather suited his humour; so,
  • after dining luxuriously from the public-house, he lighted his pipe,
  • and smoked against the chimney until nothing of him was visible through
  • the mist but a pair of red and highly inflamed eyes, with sometimes a
  • dim vision of his head and face, as, in a violent fit of coughing, he
  • slightly stirred the smoke and scattered the heavy wreaths by which
  • they were obscured. In the midst of this atmosphere, which must
  • infallibly have smothered any other man, Mr Quilp passed the evening
  • with great cheerfulness; solacing himself all the time with the pipe
  • and the case-bottle; and occasionally entertaining himself with a
  • melodious howl, intended for a song, but bearing not the faintest
  • resemblance to any scrap of any piece of music, vocal or instrumental,
  • ever invented by man. Thus he amused himself until nearly midnight,
  • when he turned into his hammock with the utmost satisfaction.
  • The first sound that met his ears in the morning--as he half opened his
  • eyes, and, finding himself so unusually near the ceiling, entertained a
  • drowsy idea that he must have been transformed into a fly or
  • blue-bottle in the course of the night,--was that of a stifled sobbing
  • and weeping in the room. Peeping cautiously over the side of his
  • hammock, he descried Mrs Quilp, to whom, after contemplating her for
  • some time in silence, he communicated a violent start by suddenly
  • yelling out--‘Halloa!’
  • ‘Oh, Quilp!’ cried his poor little wife, looking up. ‘How you
  • frightened me!’
  • ‘I meant to, you jade,’ returned the dwarf. ‘What do you want here?
  • I’m dead, an’t I?’
  • ‘Oh, please come home, do come home,’ said Mrs Quilp, sobbing; ‘we’ll
  • never do so any more, Quilp, and after all it was only a mistake that
  • grew out of our anxiety.’
  • ‘Out of your anxiety,’ grinned the dwarf. ‘Yes, I know that--out of
  • your anxiety for my death. I shall come home when I please, I tell
  • you. I shall come home when I please, and go when I please. I’ll be a
  • Will o’ the Wisp, now here, now there, dancing about you always,
  • starting up when you least expect me, and keeping you in a constant
  • state of restlessness and irritation. Will you begone?’
  • Mrs Quilp durst only make a gesture of entreaty.
  • ‘I tell you no,’ cried the dwarf. ‘No. If you dare to come here again
  • unless you’re sent for, I’ll keep watch-dogs in the yard that’ll growl
  • and bite--I’ll have man-traps, cunningly altered and improved for
  • catching women--I’ll have spring guns, that shall explode when you
  • tread upon the wires, and blow you into little pieces. Will you
  • begone?’
  • ‘Do forgive me. Do come back,’ said his wife, earnestly.
  • ‘No-o-o-o-o!’ roared Quilp. ‘Not till my own good time, and then I’ll
  • return again as often as I choose, and be accountable to nobody for my
  • goings or comings. You see the door there. Will you go?’
  • Mr Quilp delivered this last command in such a very energetic voice,
  • and moreover accompanied it with such a sudden gesture, indicative of
  • an intention to spring out of his hammock, and, night-capped as he was,
  • bear his wife home again through the public streets, that she sped away
  • like an arrow. Her worthy lord stretched his neck and eyes until she
  • had crossed the yard, and then, not at all sorry to have had this
  • opportunity of carrying his point, and asserting the sanctity of his
  • castle, fell into an immoderate fit of laughter, and laid himself down
  • to sleep again.
  • CHAPTER 51
  • The bland and open-hearted proprietor of Bachelor’s Hall slept on
  • amidst the congenial accompaniments of rain, mud, dirt, damp, fog, and
  • rats, until late in the day; when, summoning his valet Tom Scott to
  • assist him to rise, and to prepare breakfast, he quitted his couch, and
  • made his toilet. This duty performed, and his repast ended, he again
  • betook himself to Bevis Marks.
  • This visit was not intended for Mr Swiveller, but for his friend and
  • employer Mr Sampson Brass. Both gentlemen however were from home, nor
  • was the life and light of law, Miss Sally, at her post either. The
  • fact of their joint desertion of the office was made known to all
  • comers by a scrap of paper in the hand-writing of Mr Swiveller, which
  • was attached to the bell-handle, and which, giving the reader no clue
  • to the time of day when it was first posted, furnished him with the
  • rather vague and unsatisfactory information that that gentleman would
  • ‘return in an hour.’
  • ‘There’s a servant, I suppose,’ said the dwarf, knocking at the
  • house-door. ‘She’ll do.’
  • After a sufficiently long interval, the door was opened, and a small
  • voice immediately accosted him with, ‘Oh please will you leave a card
  • or message?’
  • ‘Eh?’ said the dwarf, looking down, (it was something quite new to him)
  • upon the small servant.
  • To this, the child, conducting her conversation as upon the occasion of
  • her first interview with Mr Swiveller, again replied, ‘Oh please will
  • you leave a card or message?’
  • ‘I’ll write a note,’ said the dwarf, pushing past her into the office;
  • ‘and mind your master has it directly he comes home.’ So Mr Quilp
  • climbed up to the top of a tall stool to write the note, and the small
  • servant, carefully tutored for such emergencies, looked on with her
  • eyes wide open, ready, if he so much as abstracted a wafer, to rush
  • into the street and give the alarm to the police.
  • As Mr Quilp folded his note (which was soon written: being a very short
  • one) he encountered the gaze of the small servant. He looked at her,
  • long and earnestly.
  • ‘How are you?’ said the dwarf, moistening a wafer with horrible
  • grimaces.
  • The small servant, perhaps frightened by his looks, returned no audible
  • reply; but it appeared from the motion of her lips that she was
  • inwardly repeating the same form of expression concerning the note or
  • message.
  • ‘Do they use you ill here? is your mistress a Tartar?’ said Quilp with
  • a chuckle.
  • In reply to the last interrogation, the small servant, with a look of
  • infinite cunning mingled with fear, screwed up her mouth very tight and
  • round, and nodded violently. Whether there was anything in the
  • peculiar slyness of her action which fascinated Mr Quilp, or anything
  • in the expression of her features at the moment which attracted his
  • attention for some other reason; or whether it merely occurred to him
  • as a pleasant whim to stare the small servant out of countenance;
  • certain it is, that he planted his elbows square and firmly on the
  • desk, and squeezing up his cheeks with his hands, looked at her fixedly.
  • ‘Where do you come from?’ he said after a long pause, stroking his chin.
  • ‘I don’t know.’
  • ‘What’s your name?’
  • ‘Nothing.’
  • ‘Nonsense!’ retorted Quilp. ‘What does your mistress call you when she
  • wants you?’
  • ‘A little devil,’ said the child.
  • She added in the same breath, as if fearful of any further questioning,
  • ‘But please will you leave a card or message?’
  • These unusual answers might naturally have provoked some more
  • inquiries. Quilp, however, without uttering another word, withdrew his
  • eyes from the small servant, stroked his chin more thoughtfully than
  • before, and then, bending over the note as if to direct it with
  • scrupulous and hair-breadth nicety, looked at her, covertly but very
  • narrowly, from under his bushy eyebrows. The result of this secret
  • survey was, that he shaded his face with his hands, and laughed slyly
  • and noiselessly, until every vein in it was swollen almost to bursting.
  • Pulling his hat over his brow to conceal his mirth and its effects, he
  • tossed the letter to the child, and hastily withdrew.
  • Once in the street, moved by some secret impulse, he laughed, and held
  • his sides, and laughed again, and tried to peer through the dusty area
  • railings as if to catch another glimpse of the child, until he was
  • quite tired out. At last, he travelled back to the Wilderness, which
  • was within rifle-shot of his bachelor retreat, and ordered tea in the
  • wooden summer-house that afternoon for three persons; an invitation to
  • Miss Sally Brass and her brother to partake of that entertainment at
  • that place, having been the object both of his journey and his note.
  • It was not precisely the kind of weather in which people usually take
  • tea in summer-houses, far less in summer-houses in an advanced state of
  • decay, and overlooking the slimy banks of a great river at low water.
  • Nevertheless, it was in this choice retreat that Mr Quilp ordered a
  • cold collation to be prepared, and it was beneath its cracked and leaky
  • roof that he, in due course of time, received Mr Sampson and his sister
  • Sally.
  • ‘You’re fond of the beauties of nature,’ said Quilp with a grin. ‘Is
  • this charming, Brass? Is it unusual, unsophisticated, primitive?’
  • ‘It’s delightful indeed, sir,’ replied the lawyer.
  • ‘Cool?’ said Quilp.
  • ‘N-not particularly so, I think, sir,’ rejoined Brass, with his teeth
  • chattering in his head.
  • ‘Perhaps a little damp and ague-ish?’ said Quilp.
  • ‘Just damp enough to be cheerful, sir,’ rejoined Brass. ‘Nothing more,
  • sir, nothing more.’
  • ‘And Sally?’ said the delighted dwarf. ‘Does she like it?’
  • ‘She’ll like it better,’ returned that strong-minded lady, ‘when she
  • has tea; so let us have it, and don’t bother.’
  • ‘Sweet Sally!’ cried Quilp, extending his arms as if about to embrace
  • her. ‘Gentle, charming, overwhelming Sally.’
  • ‘He’s a very remarkable man indeed!’ soliloquised Mr Brass. ‘He’s
  • quite a Troubadour, you know; quite a Troubadour!’
  • These complimentary expressions were uttered in a somewhat absent and
  • distracted manner; for the unfortunate lawyer, besides having a bad
  • cold in his head, had got wet in coming, and would have willingly borne
  • some pecuniary sacrifice if he could have shifted his present raw
  • quarters to a warm room, and dried himself at a fire. Quilp,
  • however--who, beyond the gratification of his demon whims, owed Sampson
  • some acknowledgment of the part he had played in the mourning scene of
  • which he had been a hidden witness, marked these symptoms of uneasiness
  • with a delight past all expression, and derived from them a secret joy
  • which the costliest banquet could never have afforded him.
  • It is worthy of remark, too, as illustrating a little feature in the
  • character of Miss Sally Brass, that, although on her own account she
  • would have borne the discomforts of the Wilderness with a very ill
  • grace, and would probably, indeed, have walked off before the tea
  • appeared, she no sooner beheld the latent uneasiness and misery of her
  • brother than she developed a grim satisfaction, and began to enjoy
  • herself after her own manner. Though the wet came stealing through the
  • roof and trickling down upon their heads, Miss Brass uttered no
  • complaint, but presided over the tea equipage with imperturbable
  • composure. While Mr Quilp, in his uproarious hospitality, seated
  • himself upon an empty beer-barrel, vaunted the place as the most
  • beautiful and comfortable in the three kingdoms, and elevating his
  • glass, drank to their next merry-meeting in that jovial spot; and Mr
  • Brass, with the rain plashing down into his tea-cup, made a dismal
  • attempt to pluck up his spirits and appear at his ease; and Tom Scott,
  • who was in waiting at the door under an old umbrella, exulted in his
  • agonies, and bade fair to split his sides with laughing; while all this
  • was passing, Miss Sally Brass, unmindful of the wet which dripped down
  • upon her own feminine person and fair apparel, sat placidly behind the
  • tea-board, erect and grizzly, contemplating the unhappiness of her
  • brother with a mind at ease, and content, in her amiable disregard of
  • self, to sit there all night, witnessing the torments which his
  • avaricious and grovelling nature compelled him to endure and forbade
  • him to resent. And this, it must be observed, or the illustration
  • would be incomplete, although in a business point of view she had the
  • strongest sympathy with Mr Sampson, and would have been beyond measure
  • indignant if he had thwarted their client in any one respect.
  • In the height of his boisterous merriment, Mr Quilp, having on some
  • pretence dismissed his attendant sprite for the moment, resumed his
  • usual manner all at once, dismounted from his cask, and laid his hand
  • upon the lawyer’s sleeve.
  • ‘A word,’ said the dwarf, ‘before we go farther. Sally, hark’ee for a
  • minute.’
  • Miss Sally drew closer, as if accustomed to business conferences with
  • their host which were the better for not having air.
  • ‘Business,’ said the dwarf, glancing from brother to sister. ‘Very
  • private business. Lay your heads together when you’re by yourselves.’
  • ‘Certainly, sir,’ returned Brass, taking out his pocket-book and
  • pencil. ‘I’ll take down the heads if you please, sir. Remarkable
  • documents,’ added the lawyer, raising his eyes to the ceiling, ‘most
  • remarkable documents. He states his points so clearly that it’s a
  • treat to have ‘em! I don’t know any act of parliament that’s equal to
  • him in clearness.’
  • ‘I shall deprive you of a treat,’ said Quilp. ‘Put up your book. We
  • don’t want any documents. So. There’s a lad named Kit--’
  • Miss Sally nodded, implying that she knew of him.
  • ‘Kit!’ said Mr Sampson.--‘Kit! Ha! I’ve heard the name before, but I
  • don’t exactly call to mind--I don’t exactly--’
  • ‘You’re as slow as a tortoise, and more thick-headed than a
  • rhinoceros,’ returned his obliging client with an impatient gesture.
  • ‘He’s extremely pleasant!’ cried the obsequious Sampson. ‘His
  • acquaintance with Natural History too is surprising. Quite a Buffoon,
  • quite!’
  • There is no doubt that Mr Brass intended some compliment or other; and
  • it has been argued with show of reason that he would have said Buffon,
  • but made use of a superfluous vowel. Be this as it may, Quilp gave him
  • no time for correction, as he performed that office himself by more
  • than tapping him on the head with the handle of his umbrella.
  • ‘Don’t let’s have any wrangling,’ said Miss Sally, staying his hand.
  • ‘I’ve showed you that I know him, and that’s enough.’
  • ‘She’s always foremost!’ said the dwarf, patting her on the back and
  • looking contemptuously at Sampson. ‘I don’t like Kit, Sally.’
  • ‘Nor I,’ rejoined Miss Brass.
  • ‘Nor I,’ said Sampson.
  • ‘Why, that’s right!’ cried Quilp. ‘Half our work is done already.
  • This Kit is one of your honest people; one of your fair characters; a
  • prowling prying hound; a hypocrite; a double-faced, white-livered,
  • sneaking spy; a crouching cur to those that feed and coax him, and a
  • barking yelping dog to all besides.’
  • ‘Fearfully eloquent!’ cried Brass with a sneeze. ‘Quite appalling!’
  • ‘Come to the point,’ said Miss Sally, ‘and don’t talk so much.’
  • ‘Right again!’ exclaimed Quilp, with another contemptuous look at
  • Sampson, ‘always foremost! I say, Sally, he is a yelping, insolent dog
  • to all besides, and most of all, to me. In short, I owe him a grudge.’
  • ‘That’s enough, sir,’ said Sampson.
  • ‘No, it’s not enough, sir,’ sneered Quilp; ‘will you hear me out?
  • Besides that I owe him a grudge on that account, he thwarts me at this
  • minute, and stands between me and an end which might otherwise prove a
  • golden one to us all. Apart from that, I repeat that he crosses my
  • humour, and I hate him. Now, you know the lad, and can guess the rest.
  • Devise your own means of putting him out of my way, and execute them.
  • Shall it be done?’
  • ‘It shall, sir,’ said Sampson.
  • ‘Then give me your hand,’ retorted Quilp. ‘Sally, girl, yours. I rely
  • as much, or more, on you than him. Tom Scott comes back. Lantern,
  • pipes, more grog, and a jolly night of it!’
  • No other word was spoken, no other look exchanged, which had the
  • slightest reference to this, the real occasion of their meeting. The
  • trio were well accustomed to act together, and were linked to each
  • other by ties of mutual interest and advantage, and nothing more was
  • needed. Resuming his boisterous manner with the same ease with which
  • he had thrown it off, Quilp was in an instant the same uproarious,
  • reckless little savage he had been a few seconds before. It was ten
  • o’clock at night before the amiable Sally supported her beloved and
  • loving brother from the Wilderness, by which time he needed the utmost
  • support her tender frame could render; his walk being from some unknown
  • reason anything but steady, and his legs constantly doubling up in
  • unexpected places.
  • Overpowered, notwithstanding his late prolonged slumbers, by the
  • fatigues of the last few days, the dwarf lost no time in creeping to
  • his dainty house, and was soon dreaming in his hammock. Leaving him to
  • visions, in which perhaps the quiet figures we quitted in the old
  • church porch were not without their share, be it our task to rejoin
  • them as they sat and watched.
  • CHAPTER 52
  • After a long time, the schoolmaster appeared at the wicket-gate of the
  • churchyard, and hurried towards them, tingling in his hand, as he came
  • along, a bundle of rusty keys. He was quite breathless with pleasure
  • and haste when he reached the porch, and at first could only point
  • towards the old building which the child had been contemplating so
  • earnestly.
  • ‘You see those two old houses,’ he said at last.
  • ‘Yes, surely,’ replied Nell. ‘I have been looking at them nearly all
  • the time you have been away.’
  • ‘And you would have looked at them more curiously yet, if you could
  • have guessed what I have to tell you,’ said her friend. ‘One of those
  • houses is mine.’
  • Without saying any more, or giving the child time to reply, the
  • schoolmaster took her hand, and, his honest face quite radiant with
  • exultation, led her to the place of which he spoke.
  • They stopped before its low arched door. After trying several of the
  • keys in vain, the schoolmaster found one to fit the huge lock, which
  • turned back, creaking, and admitted them into the house.
  • The room into which they entered was a vaulted chamber once nobly
  • ornamented by cunning architects, and still retaining, in its beautiful
  • groined roof and rich stone tracery, choice remnants of its ancient
  • splendour. Foliage carved in the stone, and emulating the mastery of
  • Nature’s hand, yet remained to tell how many times the leaves outside
  • had come and gone, while it lived on unchanged. The broken figures
  • supporting the burden of the chimney-piece, though mutilated, were
  • still distinguishable for what they had been--far different from the
  • dust without--and showed sadly by the empty hearth, like creatures who
  • had outlived their kind, and mourned their own too slow decay.
  • In some old time--for even change was old in that old place--a wooden
  • partition had been constructed in one part of the chamber to form a
  • sleeping-closet, into which the light was admitted at the same period
  • by a rude window, or rather niche, cut in the solid wall. This screen,
  • together with two seats in the broad chimney, had at some forgotten
  • date been part of the church or convent; for the oak, hastily
  • appropriated to its present purpose, had been little altered from its
  • former shape, and presented to the eye a pile of fragments of rich
  • carving from old monkish stalls.
  • An open door leading to a small room or cell, dim with the light that
  • came through leaves of ivy, completed the interior of this portion of
  • the ruin. It was not quite destitute of furniture. A few strange
  • chairs, whose arms and legs looked as though they had dwindled away
  • with age; a table, the very spectre of its race: a great old chest that
  • had once held records in the church, with other quaintly-fashioned
  • domestic necessaries, and store of fire-wood for the winter, were
  • scattered around, and gave evident tokens of its occupation as a
  • dwelling-place at no very distant time.
  • The child looked around her, with that solemn feeling with which we
  • contemplate the work of ages that have become but drops of water in the
  • great ocean of eternity. The old man had followed them, but they were
  • all three hushed for a space, and drew their breath softly, as if they
  • feared to break the silence even by so slight a sound.
  • ‘It is a very beautiful place!’ said the child, in a low voice.
  • ‘I almost feared you thought otherwise,’ returned the schoolmaster.
  • ‘You shivered when we first came in, as if you felt it cold or gloomy.’
  • ‘It was not that,’ said Nell, glancing round with a slight shudder.
  • ‘Indeed I cannot tell you what it was, but when I saw the outside, from
  • the church porch, the same feeling came over me. It is its being so
  • old and grey perhaps.’
  • ‘A peaceful place to live in, don’t you think so?’ said her friend.
  • ‘Oh yes,’ rejoined the child, clasping her hands earnestly. ‘A quiet,
  • happy place--a place to live and learn to die in!’ She would have said
  • more, but that the energy of her thoughts caused her voice to falter,
  • and come in trembling whispers from her lips.
  • ‘A place to live, and learn to live, and gather health of mind and body
  • in,’ said the schoolmaster; ‘for this old house is yours.’
  • ‘Ours!’ cried the child.
  • ‘Ay,’ returned the schoolmaster gaily, ‘for many a merry year to come,
  • I hope. I shall be a close neighbour--only next door--but this house
  • is yours.’
  • Having now disburdened himself of his great surprise, the schoolmaster
  • sat down, and drawing Nell to his side, told her how he had learnt that
  • ancient tenement had been occupied for a very long time by an old
  • person, nearly a hundred years of age, who kept the keys of the church,
  • opened and closed it for the services, and showed it to strangers; how
  • she had died not many weeks ago, and nobody had yet been found to fill
  • the office; how, learning all this in an interview with the sexton, who
  • was confined to his bed by rheumatism, he had been bold to make mention
  • of his fellow-traveller, which had been so favourably received by that
  • high authority, that he had taken courage, acting on his advice, to
  • propound the matter to the clergyman. In a word, the result of his
  • exertions was, that Nell and her grandfather were to be carried before
  • the last-named gentleman next day; and, his approval of their conduct
  • and appearance reserved as a matter of form, that they were already
  • appointed to the vacant post.
  • ‘There’s a small allowance of money,’ said the schoolmaster. ‘It is
  • not much, but still enough to live upon in this retired spot. By
  • clubbing our funds together, we shall do bravely; no fear of that.’
  • ‘Heaven bless and prosper you!’ sobbed the child.
  • ‘Amen, my dear,’ returned her friend cheerfully; ‘and all of us, as it
  • will, and has, in leading us through sorrow and trouble to this
  • tranquil life. But we must look at MY house now. Come!’
  • They repaired to the other tenement; tried the rusty keys as before; at
  • length found the right one; and opened the worm-eaten door. It led
  • into a chamber, vaulted and old, like that from which they had come,
  • but not so spacious, and having only one other little room attached.
  • It was not difficult to divine that the other house was of right the
  • schoolmaster’s, and that he had chosen for himself the least
  • commodious, in his care and regard for them. Like the adjoining
  • habitation, it held such old articles of furniture as were absolutely
  • necessary, and had its stack of fire-wood.
  • To make these dwellings as habitable and full of comfort as they could,
  • was now their pleasant care. In a short time, each had its cheerful
  • fire glowing and crackling on the hearth, and reddening the pale old
  • wall with a hale and healthy blush. Nell, busily plying her needle,
  • repaired the tattered window-hangings, drew together the rents that
  • time had worn in the threadbare scraps of carpet, and made them whole
  • and decent. The schoolmaster swept and smoothed the ground before the
  • door, trimmed the long grass, trained the ivy and creeping plants which
  • hung their drooping heads in melancholy neglect; and gave to the outer
  • walls a cheery air of home. The old man, sometimes by his side and
  • sometimes with the child, lent his aid to both, went here and there on
  • little patient services, and was happy. Neighbours, too, as they came
  • from work, proffered their help; or sent their children with such small
  • presents or loans as the strangers needed most. It was a busy day; and
  • night came on, and found them wondering that there was yet so much to
  • do, and that it should be dark so soon.
  • They took their supper together, in the house which may be henceforth
  • called the child’s; and, when they had finished their meal, drew round
  • the fire, and almost in whispers--their hearts were too quiet and glad
  • for loud expression--discussed their future plans. Before they
  • separated, the schoolmaster read some prayers aloud; and then, full of
  • gratitude and happiness, they parted for the night.
  • At that silent hour, when her grandfather was sleeping peacefully in
  • his bed, and every sound was hushed, the child lingered before the
  • dying embers, and thought of her past fortunes as if they had been a
  • dream And she only now awoke. The glare of the sinking flame,
  • reflected in the oaken panels whose carved tops were dimly seen in the
  • dusky roof--the aged walls, where strange shadows came and went with
  • every flickering of the fire--the solemn presence, within, of that
  • decay which falls on senseless things the most enduring in their
  • nature: and, without, and round about on every side, of Death--filled
  • her with deep and thoughtful feelings, but with none of terror or
  • alarm. A change had been gradually stealing over her, in the time of
  • her loneliness and sorrow. With failing strength and heightening
  • resolution, there had sprung up a purified and altered mind; there had
  • grown in her bosom blessed thoughts and hopes, which are the portion of
  • few but the weak and drooping. There were none to see the frail,
  • perishable figure, as it glided from the fire and leaned pensively at
  • the open casement; none but the stars, to look into the upturned face
  • and read its history. The old church bell rang out the hour with a
  • mournful sound, as if it had grown sad from so much communing with the
  • dead and unheeded warning to the living; the fallen leaves rustled; the
  • grass stirred upon the graves; all else was still and sleeping.
  • Some of those dreamless sleepers lay close within the shadow of the
  • church--touching the wall, as if they clung to it for comfort and
  • protection. Others had chosen to lie beneath the changing shade of
  • trees; others by the path, that footsteps might come near them; others,
  • among the graves of little children. Some had desired to rest beneath
  • the very ground they had trodden in their daily walks; some, where the
  • setting sun might shine upon their beds; some, where its light would
  • fall upon them when it rose. Perhaps not one of the imprisoned souls
  • had been able quite to separate itself in living thought from its old
  • companion. If any had, it had still felt for it a love like that which
  • captives have been known to bear towards the cell in which they have
  • been long confined, and, even at parting, hung upon its narrow bounds
  • affectionately.
  • It was long before the child closed the window, and approached her bed.
  • Again something of the same sensation as before--an involuntary
  • chill--a momentary feeling akin to fear--but vanishing directly, and
  • leaving no alarm behind. Again, too, dreams of the little scholar; of
  • the roof opening, and a column of bright faces, rising far away into
  • the sky, as she had seen in some old scriptural picture once, and
  • looking down on her, asleep. It was a sweet and happy dream. The
  • quiet spot, outside, seemed to remain the same, saving that there was
  • music in the air, and a sound of angels’ wings. After a time the
  • sisters came there, hand in hand, and stood among the graves. And then
  • the dream grew dim, and faded.
  • With the brightness and joy of morning, came the renewal of yesterday’s
  • labours, the revival of its pleasant thoughts, the restoration of its
  • energies, cheerfulness, and hope. They worked gaily in ordering and
  • arranging their houses until noon, and then went to visit the clergyman.
  • He was a simple-hearted old gentleman, of a shrinking, subdued spirit,
  • accustomed to retirement, and very little acquainted with the world,
  • which he had left many years before to come and settle in that place.
  • His wife had died in the house in which he still lived, and he had long
  • since lost sight of any earthly cares or hopes beyond it.
  • He received them very kindly, and at once showed an interest in Nell;
  • asking her name, and age, her birthplace, the circumstances which had
  • led her there, and so forth. The schoolmaster had already told her
  • story. They had no other friends or home to leave, he said, and had
  • come to share his fortunes. He loved the child as though she were his
  • own.
  • ‘Well, well,’ said the clergyman. ‘Let it be as you desire. She is
  • very young.’
  • ‘Old in adversity and trial, sir,’ replied the schoolmaster.
  • ‘God help her. Let her rest, and forget them,’ said the old gentleman.
  • ‘But an old church is a dull and gloomy place for one so young as you,
  • my child.’
  • ‘Oh no, sir,’ returned Nell. ‘I have no such thoughts, indeed.’
  • ‘I would rather see her dancing on the green at nights,’ said the old
  • gentleman, laying his hand upon her head, and smiling sadly, ‘than have
  • her sitting in the shadow of our mouldering arches. You must look to
  • this, and see that her heart does not grow heavy among these solemn
  • ruins. Your request is granted, friend.’
  • After more kind words, they withdrew, and repaired to the child’s
  • house; where they were yet in conversation on their happy fortune, when
  • another friend appeared.
  • This was a little old gentleman, who lived in the parsonage-house, and
  • had resided there (so they learnt soon afterwards) ever since the death
  • of the clergyman’s wife, which had happened fifteen years before. He
  • had been his college friend and always his close companion; in the
  • first shock of his grief he had come to console and comfort him; and
  • from that time they had never parted company. The little old gentleman
  • was the active spirit of the place, the adjuster of all differences,
  • the promoter of all merry-makings, the dispenser of his friend’s
  • bounty, and of no small charity of his own besides; the universal
  • mediator, comforter, and friend. None of the simple villagers had
  • cared to ask his name, or, when they knew it, to store it in their
  • memory. Perhaps from some vague rumour of his college honours which
  • had been whispered abroad on his first arrival, perhaps because he was
  • an unmarried, unencumbered gentleman, he had been called the bachelor.
  • The name pleased him, or suited him as well as any other, and the
  • Bachelor he had ever since remained. And the bachelor it was, it may
  • be added, who with his own hands had laid in the stock of fuel which
  • the wanderers had found in their new habitation.
  • The bachelor, then--to call him by his usual appellation--lifted the
  • latch, showed his little round mild face for a moment at the door, and
  • stepped into the room like one who was no stranger to it.
  • ‘You are Mr Marton, the new schoolmaster?’ he said, greeting Nell’s
  • kind friend.
  • ‘I am, sir.’
  • ‘You come well recommended, and I am glad to see you. I should have
  • been in the way yesterday, expecting you, but I rode across the country
  • to carry a message from a sick mother to her daughter in service some
  • miles off, and have but just now returned. This is our young
  • church-keeper? You are not the less welcome, friend, for her sake, or
  • for this old man’s; nor the worse teacher for having learnt humanity.’
  • ‘She has been ill, sir, very lately,’ said the schoolmaster, in answer
  • to the look with which their visitor regarded Nell when he had kissed
  • her cheek.
  • ‘Yes, yes. I know she has,’ he rejoined. ‘There have been suffering
  • and heartache here.’
  • ‘Indeed there have, sir.’
  • The little old gentleman glanced at the grandfather, and back again at
  • the child, whose hand he took tenderly in his, and held.
  • ‘You will be happier here,’ he said; ‘we will try, at least, to make
  • you so. You have made great improvements here already. Are they the
  • work of your hands?’
  • ‘Yes, sir.’
  • ‘We may make some others--not better in themselves, but with better
  • means perhaps,’ said the bachelor. ‘Let us see now, let us see.’
  • Nell accompanied him into the other little rooms, and over both the
  • houses, in which he found various small comforts wanting, which he
  • engaged to supply from a certain collection of odds and ends he had at
  • home, and which must have been a very miscellaneous and extensive one,
  • as it comprehended the most opposite articles imaginable. They all
  • came, however, and came without loss of time; for the little old
  • gentleman, disappearing for some five or ten minutes, presently
  • returned, laden with old shelves, rugs, blankets, and other household
  • gear, and followed by a boy bearing a similar load. These being cast
  • on the floor in a promiscuous heap, yielded a quantity of occupation in
  • arranging, erecting, and putting away; the superintendence of which
  • task evidently afforded the old gentleman extreme delight, and engaged
  • him for some time with great briskness and activity. When nothing more
  • was left to be done, he charged the boy to run off and bring his
  • schoolmates to be marshalled before their new master, and solemnly
  • reviewed.
  • ‘As good a set of fellows, Marton, as you’d wish to see,’ he said,
  • turning to the schoolmaster when the boy was gone; ‘but I don’t let ‘em
  • know I think so. That wouldn’t do, at all.’
  • The messenger soon returned at the head of a long row of urchins, great
  • and small, who, being confronted by the bachelor at the house door,
  • fell into various convulsions of politeness; clutching their hats and
  • caps, squeezing them into the smallest possible dimensions, and making
  • all manner of bows and scrapes, which the little old gentleman
  • contemplated with excessive satisfaction, and expressed his approval of
  • by a great many nods and smiles. Indeed, his approbation of the boys
  • was by no means so scrupulously disguised as he had led the
  • schoolmaster to suppose, inasmuch as it broke out in sundry loud
  • whispers and confidential remarks which were perfectly audible to them
  • every one.
  • ‘This first boy, schoolmaster,’ said the bachelor, ‘is John
  • Owen; a lad of good parts, sir, and frank, honest temper; but too
  • thoughtless, too playful, too light-headed by far. That boy, my good
  • sir, would break his neck with pleasure, and deprive his parents of
  • their chief comfort--and between ourselves, when you come to see him at
  • hare and hounds, taking the fence and ditch by the finger-post, and
  • sliding down the face of the little quarry, you’ll never forget it.
  • It’s beautiful!’
  • John Owen having been thus rebuked, and being in perfect possession of
  • the speech aside, the bachelor singled out another boy.
  • ‘Now, look at that lad, sir,’ said the bachelor. ‘You see that fellow?
  • Richard Evans his name is, sir. An amazing boy to learn, blessed with
  • a good memory, and a ready understanding, and moreover with a good
  • voice and ear for psalm-singing, in which he is the best among us.
  • Yet, sir, that boy will come to a bad end; he’ll never die in his bed;
  • he’s always falling asleep in sermon-time--and to tell you the truth,
  • Mr Marton, I always did the same at his age, and feel quite certain
  • that it was natural to my constitution and I couldn’t help it.’
  • This hopeful pupil edified by the above terrible reproval, the bachelor
  • turned to another.
  • ‘But if we talk of examples to be shunned,’ said he, ‘if we come to
  • boys that should be a warning and a beacon to all their fellows, here’s
  • the one, and I hope you won’t spare him. This is the lad, sir; this
  • one with the blue eyes and light hair. This is a swimmer, sir, this
  • fellow--a diver, Lord save us! This is a boy, sir, who had a fancy for
  • plunging into eighteen feet of water, with his clothes on, and bringing
  • up a blind man’s dog, who was being drowned by the weight of his chain
  • and collar, while his master stood wringing his hands upon the bank,
  • bewailing the loss of his guide and friend. I sent the boy two guineas
  • anonymously, sir,’ added the bachelor, in his peculiar whisper,
  • ‘directly I heard of it; but never mention it on any account, for he
  • hasn’t the least idea that it came from me.’
  • Having disposed of this culprit, the bachelor turned to another, and
  • from him to another, and so on through the whole array, laying, for
  • their wholesome restriction within due bounds, the same cutting
  • emphasis on such of their propensities as were dearest to his heart and
  • were unquestionably referrable to his own precept and example.
  • Thoroughly persuaded, in the end, that he had made them miserable by
  • his severity, he dismissed them with a small present, and an admonition
  • to walk quietly home, without any leapings, scufflings, or turnings out
  • of the way; which injunction, he informed the schoolmaster in the same
  • audible confidence, he did not think he could have obeyed when he was a
  • boy, had his life depended on it.
  • Hailing these little tokens of the bachelor’s disposition as so many
  • assurances of his own welcome course from that time, the schoolmaster
  • parted from him with a light heart and joyous spirits, and deemed
  • himself one of the happiest men on earth. The windows of the two old
  • houses were ruddy again, that night, with the reflection of the
  • cheerful fires that burnt within; and the bachelor and his friend,
  • pausing to look upon them as they returned from their evening walk,
  • spoke softly together of the beautiful child, and looked round upon the
  • churchyard with a sigh.
  • CHAPTER 53
  • Nell was stirring early in the morning, and having discharged her
  • household tasks, and put everything in order for the good schoolmaster
  • (though sorely against his will, for he would have spared her the
  • pains), took down, from its nail by the fireside, a little bundle of
  • keys with which the bachelor had formally invested her on the previous
  • day, and went out alone to visit the old church.
  • The sky was serene and bright, the air clear, perfumed with the fresh
  • scent of newly fallen leaves, and grateful to every sense. The
  • neighbouring stream sparkled, and rolled onward with a tuneful sound;
  • the dew glistened on the green mounds, like tears shed by Good Spirits
  • over the dead. Some young children sported among the tombs, and hid
  • from each other, with laughing faces. They had an infant with them,
  • and had laid it down asleep upon a child’s grave, in a little bed of
  • leaves. It was a new grave--the resting-place, perhaps, of some little
  • creature, who, meek and patient in its illness, had often sat and
  • watched them, and now seemed, to their minds, scarcely changed.
  • She drew near and asked one of them whose grave it was. The child
  • answered that that was not its name; it was a garden--his brother’s.
  • It was greener, he said, than all the other gardens, and the birds
  • loved it better because he had been used to feed them. When he had
  • done speaking, he looked at her with a smile, and kneeling down and
  • nestling for a moment with his cheek against the turf, bounded merrily
  • away.
  • She passed the church, gazing upward at its old tower, went through the
  • wicket gate, and so into the village. The old sexton, leaning on a
  • crutch, was taking the air at his cottage door, and gave her good
  • morrow.
  • ‘You are better?’ said the child, stopping to speak with him.
  • ‘Ay surely,’ returned the old man. ‘I’m thankful to say, much better.’
  • ‘_You_ will be quite well soon.’
  • ‘With Heaven’s leave, and a little patience. But come in, come in!’
  • The old man limped on before, and warning her of the downward step,
  • which he achieved himself with no small difficulty, led the way into
  • his little cottage.
  • ‘It is but one room you see. There is another up above, but the stair
  • has got harder to climb o’ late years, and I never use it. I’m
  • thinking of taking to it again, next summer, though.’
  • The child wondered how a grey-headed man like him--one of his trade
  • too--could talk of time so easily. He saw her eyes wandering to the
  • tools that hung upon the wall, and smiled.
  • ‘I warrant now,’ he said, ‘that you think all those are used in making
  • graves.’
  • ‘Indeed, I wondered that you wanted so many.’
  • ‘And well you might. I am a gardener. I dig the ground, and plant
  • things that are to live and grow. My works don’t all moulder away, and
  • rot in the earth. You see that spade in the centre?’
  • ‘The very old one--so notched and worn? Yes.’
  • ‘That’s the sexton’s spade, and it’s a well-used one, as you see.
  • We’re healthy people here, but it has done a power of work. If it
  • could speak now, that spade, it would tell you of many an unexpected
  • job that it and I have done together; but I forget ‘em, for my memory’s
  • a poor one.--That’s nothing new,’ he added hastily. ‘It always was.’
  • ‘There are flowers and shrubs to speak to your other work,’ said the
  • child.
  • ‘Oh yes. And tall trees. But they are not so separate from the
  • sexton’s labours as you think.’
  • ‘No!’
  • ‘Not in my mind, and recollection--such as it is,’ said the old man.
  • ‘Indeed they often help it. For say that I planted such a tree for
  • such a man. There it stands, to remind me that he died. When I look
  • at its broad shadow, and remember what it was in his time, it helps me
  • to the age of my other work, and I can tell you pretty nearly when I
  • made his grave.’
  • ‘But it may remind you of one who is still alive,’ said the child.
  • ‘Of twenty that are dead, in connexion with that one who lives, then,’
  • rejoined the old man; ‘wife, husband, parents, brothers, sisters,
  • children, friends--a score at least. So it happens that the sexton’s
  • spade gets worn and battered. I shall need a new one--next summer.’
  • The child looked quickly towards him, thinking that he jested with his
  • age and infirmity: but the unconscious sexton was quite in earnest.
  • ‘Ah!’ he said, after a brief silence. ‘People never learn. They never
  • learn. It’s only we who turn up the ground, where nothing grows and
  • everything decays, who think of such things as these--who think of
  • them properly, I mean. You have been into the church?’
  • ‘I am going there now,’ the child replied.
  • ‘There’s an old well there,’ said the sexton, ‘right underneath the
  • belfry; a deep, dark, echoing well. Forty year ago, you had only to
  • let down the bucket till the first knot in the rope was free of the
  • windlass, and you heard it splashing in the cold dull water. By little
  • and little the water fell away, so that in ten year after that, a
  • second knot was made, and you must unwind so much rope, or the bucket
  • swung tight and empty at the end. In ten years’ time, the water fell
  • again, and a third knot was made. In ten years more, the well dried
  • up; and now, if you lower the bucket till your arms are tired, and let
  • out nearly all the cord, you’ll hear it, of a sudden, clanking and
  • rattling on the ground below; with a sound of being so deep and so far
  • down, that your heart leaps into your mouth, and you start away as if
  • you were falling in.’
  • ‘A dreadful place to come on in the dark!’ exclaimed the child, who had
  • followed the old man’s looks and words until she seemed to stand upon
  • its brink.
  • ‘What is it but a grave!’ said the sexton. ‘What else! And which of
  • our old folks, knowing all this, thought, as the spring subsided, of
  • their own failing strength, and lessening life? Not one!’
  • ‘Are you very old yourself?’ asked the child, involuntarily.
  • ‘I shall be seventy-nine--next summer.’
  • ‘You still work when you are well?’
  • ‘Work! To be sure. You shall see my gardens hereabout. Look at the
  • window there. I made, and have kept, that plot of ground entirely with
  • my own hands. By this time next year I shall hardly see the sky, the
  • boughs will have grown so thick. I have my winter work at night
  • besides.’
  • He opened, as he spoke, a cupboard close to where he sat, and produced
  • some miniature boxes, carved in a homely manner and made of old wood.
  • ‘Some gentlefolks who are fond of ancient days, and what belongs to
  • them,’ he said, ‘like to buy these keepsakes from our church and ruins.
  • Sometimes, I make them of scraps of oak, that turn up here and there;
  • sometimes of bits of coffins which the vaults have long preserved. See
  • here--this is a little chest of the last kind, clasped at the edges
  • with fragments of brass plates that had writing on ‘em once, though it
  • would be hard to read it now. I haven’t many by me at this time of
  • year, but these shelves will be full--next summer.’
  • The child admired and praised his work, and shortly afterwards
  • departed; thinking, as she went, how strange it was, that this old man,
  • drawing from his pursuits, and everything around him, one stern moral,
  • never contemplated its application to himself; and, while he dwelt upon
  • the uncertainty of human life, seemed both in word and deed to deem
  • himself immortal. But her musings did not stop here, for she was wise
  • enough to think that by a good and merciful adjustment this must be
  • human nature, and that the old sexton, with his plans for next summer,
  • was but a type of all mankind.
  • Full of these meditations, she reached the church. It was easy to find
  • the key belonging to the outer door, for each was labelled on a scrap
  • of yellow parchment. Its very turning in the lock awoke a hollow
  • sound, and when she entered with a faltering step, the echoes that it
  • raised in closing, made her start.
  • If the peace of the simple village had moved the child more strongly,
  • because of the dark and troubled ways that lay beyond, and through
  • which she had journeyed with such failing feet, what was the deep
  • impression of finding herself alone in that solemn building, where the
  • very light, coming through sunken windows, seemed old and grey, and the
  • air, redolent of earth and mould, seemed laden with decay, purified by
  • time of all its grosser particles, and sighing through arch and aisle,
  • and clustered pillars, like the breath of ages gone! Here was the
  • broken pavement, worn, so long ago, by pious feet, that Time, stealing
  • on the pilgrims’ steps, had trodden out their track, and left but
  • crumbling stones. Here were the rotten beam, the sinking arch, the
  • sapped and mouldering wall, the lowly trench of earth, the stately tomb
  • on which no epitaph remained--all--marble, stone, iron, wood, and
  • dust--one common monument of ruin. The best work and the worst, the
  • plainest and the richest, the stateliest and the least imposing--both
  • of Heaven’s work and Man’s--all found one common level here, and told
  • one common tale.
  • Some part of the edifice had been a baronial chapel, and here were
  • effigies of warriors stretched upon their beds of stone with folded
  • hands--cross-legged, those who had fought in the Holy Wars--girded
  • with their swords, and cased in armour as they had lived. Some of
  • these knights had their own weapons, helmets, coats of mail, hanging
  • upon the walls hard by, and dangling from rusty hooks. Broken and
  • dilapidated as they were, they yet retained their ancient form, and
  • something of their ancient aspect. Thus violent deeds live after men
  • upon the earth, and traces of war and bloodshed will survive in
  • mournful shapes long after those who worked the desolation are but
  • atoms of earth themselves.
  • The child sat down, in this old, silent place, among the stark figures
  • on the tombs--they made it more quiet there, than elsewhere, to her
  • fancy--and gazing round with a feeling of awe, tempered with a calm
  • delight, felt that now she was happy, and at rest. She took a Bible
  • from the shelf, and read; then, laying it down, thought of the summer
  • days and the bright springtime that would come--of the rays of sun that
  • would fall in aslant, upon the sleeping forms--of the leaves that would
  • flutter at the window, and play in glistening shadows on the
  • pavement--of the songs of birds, and growth of buds and blossoms out of
  • doors--of the sweet air, that would steal in, and gently wave the
  • tattered banners overhead. What if the spot awakened thoughts of
  • death! Die who would, it would still remain the same; these sights and
  • sounds would still go on, as happily as ever. It would be no pain to
  • sleep amidst them.
  • She left the chapel--very slowly and often turning back to gaze
  • again--and coming to a low door, which plainly led into the tower,
  • opened it, and climbed the winding stair in darkness; save where she
  • looked down, through narrow loopholes, on the place she had left, or
  • caught a glimmering vision of the dusty bells. At length she gained
  • the end of the ascent and stood upon the turret top.
  • Oh! the glory of the sudden burst of light; the freshness of the fields
  • and woods, stretching away on every side, and meeting the bright blue
  • sky; the cattle grazing in the pasturage; the smoke, that, coming from
  • among the trees, seemed to rise upward from the green earth; the
  • children yet at their gambols down below--all, everything, so beautiful
  • and happy! It was like passing from death to life; it was drawing
  • nearer Heaven.
  • The children were gone, when she emerged into the porch, and locked the
  • door. As she passed the school-house she could hear the busy hum of
  • voices. Her friend had begun his labours only on that day. The noise
  • grew louder, and, looking back, she saw the boys come trooping out and
  • disperse themselves with merry shouts and play. ‘It’s a good thing,’
  • thought the child, ‘I am very glad they pass the church.’ And then she
  • stopped, to fancy how the noise would sound inside, and how gently it
  • would seem to die away upon the ear.
  • Again that day, yes, twice again, she stole back to the old chapel, and
  • in her former seat read from the same book, or indulged the same quiet
  • train of thought. Even when it had grown dusk, and the shadows of
  • coming night made it more solemn still, the child remained, like one
  • rooted to the spot, and had no fear or thought of stirring.
  • They found her there, at last, and took her home. She looked pale but
  • very happy, until they separated for the night; and then, as the poor
  • schoolmaster stooped down to kiss her cheek, he thought he felt a tear
  • upon his face.
  • CHAPTER 54
  • The bachelor, among his various occupations, found in the old church a
  • constant source of interest and amusement. Taking that pride in it
  • which men conceive for the wonders of their own little world, he had
  • made its history his study; and many a summer day within its walls, and
  • many a winter’s night beside the parsonage fire, had found the bachelor
  • still poring over, and adding to, his goodly store of tale and legend.
  • As he was not one of those rough spirits who would strip fair Truth of
  • every little shadowy vestment in which time and teeming fancies love to
  • array her--and some of which become her pleasantly enough, serving,
  • like the waters of her well, to add new graces to the charms they half
  • conceal and half suggest, and to awaken interest and pursuit rather
  • than languor and indifference--as, unlike this stern and obdurate
  • class, he loved to see the goddess crowned with those garlands of wild
  • flowers which tradition wreathes for her gentle wearing, and which are
  • often freshest in their homeliest shapes--he trod with a light step and
  • bore with a light hand upon the dust of centuries, unwilling to
  • demolish any of the airy shrines that had been raised above it, if any
  • good feeling or affection of the human heart were hiding thereabouts.
  • Thus, in the case of an ancient coffin of rough stone, supposed, for
  • many generations, to contain the bones of a certain baron, who, after
  • ravaging, with cut, and thrust, and plunder, in foreign lands, came
  • back with a penitent and sorrowing heart to die at home, but which had
  • been lately shown by learned antiquaries to be no such thing, as the
  • baron in question (so they contended) had died hard in battle, gnashing
  • his teeth and cursing with his latest breath--the bachelor stoutly
  • maintained that the old tale was the true one; that the baron,
  • repenting him of the evil, had done great charities and meekly given up
  • the ghost; and that, if ever baron went to heaven, that baron was then
  • at peace. In like manner, when the aforesaid antiquaries did argue and
  • contend that a certain secret vault was not the tomb of a grey-haired
  • lady who had been hanged and drawn and quartered by glorious Queen Bess
  • for succouring a wretched priest who fainted of thirst and hunger at
  • her door, the bachelor did solemnly maintain, against all comers, that
  • the church was hallowed by the said poor lady’s ashes; that her remains
  • had been collected in the night from four of the city’s gates, and
  • thither in secret brought, and there deposited; and the bachelor did
  • further (being highly excited at such times) deny the glory of Queen
  • Bess, and assert the immeasurably greater glory of the meanest woman in
  • her realm, who had a merciful and tender heart. As to the assertion
  • that the flat stone near the door was not the grave of the miser who
  • had disowned his only child and left a sum of money to the church to
  • buy a peal of bells, the bachelor did readily admit the same, and that
  • the place had given birth to no such man. In a word, he would have had
  • every stone, and plate of brass, the monument only of deeds whose
  • memory should survive. All others he was willing to forget. They
  • might be buried in consecrated ground, but he would have had them
  • buried deep, and never brought to light again.
  • It was from the lips of such a tutor, that the child learnt her easy
  • task. Already impressed, beyond all telling, by the silent building
  • and the peaceful beauty of the spot in which it stood--majestic age
  • surrounded by perpetual youth--it seemed to her, when she heard these
  • things, sacred to all goodness and virtue. It was another world, where
  • sin and sorrow never came; a tranquil place of rest, where nothing evil
  • entered.
  • When the bachelor had given her in connection with almost every tomb
  • and flat grave-stone some history of its own, he took her down into the
  • old crypt, now a mere dull vault, and showed her how it had been
  • lighted up in the time of the monks, and how, amid lamps depending from
  • the roof, and swinging censers exhaling scented odours, and habits
  • glittering with gold and silver, and pictures, and precious stuffs, and
  • jewels all flashing and glistening through the low arches, the chaunt
  • of aged voices had been many a time heard there, at midnight, in old
  • days, while hooded figures knelt and prayed around, and told their
  • rosaries of beads. Thence, he took her above ground again, and showed
  • her, high up in the old walls, small galleries, where the nuns had been
  • wont to glide along--dimly seen in their dark dresses so far off--or
  • to pause like gloomy shadows, listening to the prayers. He showed her
  • too, how the warriors, whose figures rested on the tombs, had worn
  • those rotting scraps of armour up above--how this had been a helmet,
  • and that a shield, and that a gauntlet--and how they had wielded the
  • great two-handed swords, and beaten men down, with yonder iron mace.
  • All that he told the child she treasured in her mind; and sometimes,
  • when she awoke at night from dreams of those old times, and rising from
  • her bed looked out at the dark church, she almost hoped to see the
  • windows lighted up, and hear the organ’s swell, and sound of voices, on
  • the rushing wind.
  • The old sexton soon got better, and was about again. From him the
  • child learnt many other things, though of a different kind. He was not
  • able to work, but one day there was a grave to be made, and he came to
  • overlook the man who dug it. He was in a talkative mood; and the
  • child, at first standing by his side, and afterwards sitting on the
  • grass at his feet, with her thoughtful face raised towards his, began
  • to converse with him.
  • Now, the man who did the sexton’s duty was a little older than he,
  • though much more active. But he was deaf; and when the sexton (who
  • peradventure, on a pinch, might have walked a mile with great
  • difficulty in half-a-dozen hours) exchanged a remark with him about his
  • work, the child could not help noticing that he did so with an
  • impatient kind of pity for his infirmity, as if he were himself the
  • strongest and heartiest man alive.
  • ‘I’m sorry to see there is this to do,’ said the child when she
  • approached. ‘I heard of no one having died.’
  • ‘She lived in another hamlet, my dear,’ returned the sexton. ‘Three
  • mile away.’
  • ‘Was she young?’
  • ‘Ye-yes’ said the sexton; not more than sixty-four, I think. David,
  • was she more than sixty-four?’
  • David, who was digging hard, heard nothing of the question. The
  • sexton, as he could not reach to touch him with his crutch, and was too
  • infirm to rise without assistance, called his attention by throwing a
  • little mould upon his red nightcap.
  • ‘What’s the matter now?’ said David, looking up.
  • ‘How old was Becky Morgan?’ asked the sexton.
  • ‘Becky Morgan?’ repeated David.
  • ‘Yes,’ replied the sexton; adding in a half compassionate, half
  • irritable tone, which the old man couldn’t hear, ‘you’re getting very
  • deaf, Davy, very deaf to be sure!’
  • The old man stopped in his work, and cleansing his spade with a piece
  • of slate he had by him for the purpose--and scraping off, in the
  • process, the essence of Heaven knows how many Becky Morgans--set
  • himself to consider the subject.
  • ‘Let me think’ quoth he. ‘I saw last night what they had put upon the
  • coffin--was it seventy-nine?’
  • ‘No, no,’ said the sexton.
  • ‘Ah yes, it was though,’ returned the old man with a sigh. ‘For I
  • remember thinking she was very near our age. Yes, it was seventy-nine.’
  • ‘Are you sure you didn’t mistake a figure, Davy?’ asked the sexton,
  • with signs of some emotion.
  • ‘What?’ said the old man. ‘Say that again.’
  • ‘He’s very deaf. He’s very deaf indeed,’ cried the sexton petulantly;
  • ‘are you sure you’re right about the figures?’
  • ‘Oh quite,’ replied the old man. ‘Why not?’
  • ‘He’s exceedingly deaf,’ muttered the sexton to himself. ‘I think he’s
  • getting foolish.’
  • The child rather wondered what had led him to this belief, as, to say
  • the truth, the old man seemed quite as sharp as he, and was infinitely
  • more robust. As the sexton said nothing more just then, however, she
  • forgot it for the time, and spoke again.
  • ‘You were telling me,’ she said, ‘about your gardening. Do you ever
  • plant things here?’
  • ‘In the churchyard?’ returned the sexton, ‘Not I.’
  • ‘I have seen some flowers and little shrubs about,’ the child rejoined;
  • ‘there are some over there, you see. I thought they were of your
  • rearing, though indeed they grow but poorly.’
  • ‘They grow as Heaven wills,’ said the old man; ‘and it kindly ordains
  • that they shall never flourish here.’
  • ‘I do not understand you.’
  • ‘Why, this it is,’ said the sexton. ‘They mark the graves of those who
  • had very tender, loving friends.’
  • ‘I was sure they did!’ the child exclaimed. ‘I am very glad to know
  • they do!’
  • ‘Aye,’ returned the old man, ‘but stay. Look at them. See how they
  • hang their heads, and droop, and wither. Do you guess the reason?’
  • ‘No,’ the child replied.
  • ‘Because the memory of those who lie below, passes away so soon. At
  • first they tend them, morning, noon, and night; they soon begin to come
  • less frequently; from once a day, to once a week; from once a week to
  • once a month; then, at long and uncertain intervals; then, not at all.
  • Such tokens seldom flourish long. I have known the briefest summer
  • flowers outlive them.’
  • ‘I grieve to hear it,’ said the child.
  • ‘Ah! so say the gentlefolks who come down here to look about them,’
  • returned the old man, shaking his head, ‘but I say otherwise. “It’s a
  • pretty custom you have in this part of the country,” they say to me
  • sometimes, “to plant the graves, but it’s melancholy to see these
  • things all withering or dead.” I crave their pardon and tell them that,
  • as I take it, ‘tis a good sign for the happiness of the living. And so
  • it is. It’s nature.’
  • ‘Perhaps the mourners learn to look to the blue sky by day, and to the
  • stars by night, and to think that the dead are there, and not in
  • graves,’ said the child in an earnest voice.
  • ‘Perhaps so,’ replied the old man doubtfully. ‘It may be.’
  • ‘Whether it be as I believe it is, or no,’ thought the child within
  • herself, ‘I’ll make this place my garden. It will be no harm at least
  • to work here day by day, and pleasant thoughts will come of it, I am
  • sure.’
  • Her glowing cheek and moistened eye passed unnoticed by the sexton, who
  • turned towards old David, and called him by his name. It was plain
  • that Becky Morgan’s age still troubled him; though why, the child could
  • scarcely understand.
  • The second or third repetition of his name attracted the old man’s
  • attention. Pausing from his work, he leant on his spade, and put his
  • hand to his dull ear.
  • ‘Did you call?’ he said.
  • ‘I have been thinking, Davy,’ replied the sexton, ‘that she,’ he
  • pointed to the grave, ‘must have been a deal older than you or me.’
  • ‘Seventy-nine,’ answered the old man with a shake of the head, ‘I tell
  • you that I saw it.’
  • ‘Saw it?’ replied the sexton; ‘aye, but, Davy, women don’t always tell
  • the truth about their age.’
  • ‘That’s true indeed,’ said the other old man, with a sudden sparkle in
  • his eye. ‘She might have been older.’
  • ‘I’m sure she must have been. Why, only think how old she looked. You
  • and I seemed but boys to her.’
  • ‘She did look old,’ rejoined David. ‘You’re right. She did look old.’
  • ‘Call to mind how old she looked for many a long, long year, and say if
  • she could be but seventy-nine at last--only our age,’ said the sexton.
  • ‘Five year older at the very least!’ cried the other.
  • ‘Five!’ retorted the sexton. ‘Ten. Good eighty-nine. I call to mind
  • the time her daughter died. She was eighty-nine if she was a day, and
  • tries to pass upon us now, for ten year younger. Oh! human vanity!’
  • The other old man was not behindhand with some moral reflections on
  • this fruitful theme, and both adduced a mass of evidence, of such
  • weight as to render it doubtful--not whether the deceased was of the
  • age suggested, but whether she had not almost reached the patriarchal
  • term of a hundred. When they had settled this question to their mutual
  • satisfaction, the sexton, with his friend’s assistance, rose to go.
  • ‘It’s chilly, sitting here, and I must be careful--till the summer,’ he
  • said, as he prepared to limp away.
  • ‘What?’ asked old David.
  • ‘He’s very deaf, poor fellow!’ cried the sexton. ‘Good-bye!’
  • ‘Ah!’ said old David, looking after him. ‘He’s failing very fast.
  • He ages every day.’
  • And so they parted; each persuaded that the other had less life in him
  • than himself; and both greatly consoled and comforted by the little
  • fiction they had agreed upon, respecting Becky Morgan, whose decease
  • was no longer a precedent of uncomfortable application, and would be no
  • business of theirs for half a score of years to come.
  • The child remained, for some minutes, watching the deaf old man as he
  • threw out the earth with his shovel, and, often stopping to cough and
  • fetch his breath, still muttered to himself, with a kind of sober
  • chuckle, that the sexton was wearing fast. At length she turned away,
  • and walking thoughtfully through the churchyard, came unexpectedly upon
  • the schoolmaster, who was sitting on a green grave in the sun, reading.
  • ‘Nell here?’ he said cheerfully, as he closed his book. ‘It does me
  • good to see you in the air and light. I feared you were again in the
  • church, where you so often are.’
  • ‘Feared!’ replied the child, sitting down beside him. ‘Is it not a
  • good place?’
  • ‘Yes, yes,’ said the schoolmaster. ‘But you must be gay
  • sometimes--nay, don’t shake your head and smile so sadly.’
  • ‘Not sadly, if you knew my heart. Do not look at me as if you thought
  • me sorrowful. There is not a happier creature on earth, than I am now.’
  • Full of grateful tenderness, the child took his hand, and folded it
  • between her own. ‘It’s God’s will!’ she said, when they had been
  • silent for some time.
  • ‘What?’
  • ‘All this,’ she rejoined; ‘all this about us. But which of us is sad
  • now? You see that I am smiling.’
  • ‘And so am I,’ said the schoolmaster; ‘smiling to think how often we
  • shall laugh in this same place. Were you not talking yonder?’
  • ‘Yes,’ the child rejoined.
  • ‘Of something that has made you sorrowful?’
  • There was a long pause.
  • ‘What was it?’ said the schoolmaster, tenderly. ‘Come. Tell me what
  • it was.’
  • ‘I rather grieve--I _do_ rather grieve to think,’ said the child,
  • bursting into tears, ‘that those who die about us, are so soon
  • forgotten.’
  • ‘And do you think,’ said the schoolmaster, marking the glance she had
  • thrown around, ‘that an unvisited grave, a withered tree, a faded
  • flower or two, are tokens of forgetfulness or cold neglect? Do you
  • think there are no deeds, far away from here, in which these dead may
  • be best remembered? Nell, Nell, there may be people busy in the world,
  • at this instant, in whose good actions and good thoughts these very
  • graves--neglected as they look to us--are the chief instruments.’
  • ‘Tell me no more,’ said the child quickly. ‘Tell me no more. I feel,
  • I know it. How could I be unmindful of it, when I thought of you?’
  • ‘There is nothing,’ cried her friend, ‘no, nothing innocent or good,
  • that dies, and is forgotten. Let us hold to that faith, or none. An
  • infant, a prattling child, dying in its cradle, will live again in the
  • better thoughts of those who loved it, and will play its part, through
  • them, in the redeeming actions of the world, though its body be burnt
  • to ashes or drowned in the deepest sea. There is not an angel added to
  • the Host of Heaven but does its blessed work on earth in those that
  • loved it here. Forgotten! oh, if the good deeds of human creatures
  • could be traced to their source, how beautiful would even death appear;
  • for how much charity, mercy, and purified affection, would be seen to
  • have their growth in dusty graves!’
  • ‘Yes,’ said the child, ‘it is the truth; I know it is. Who should feel
  • its force so much as I, in whom your little scholar lives again! Dear,
  • dear, good friend, if you knew the comfort you have given me!’
  • The poor schoolmaster made her no answer, but bent over her in silence;
  • for his heart was full.
  • They were yet seated in the same place, when the grandfather
  • approached. Before they had spoken many words together, the church
  • clock struck the hour of school, and their friend withdrew.
  • ‘A good man,’ said the grandfather, looking after him; ‘a kind man.
  • Surely he will never harm us, Nell. We are safe here, at last, eh? We
  • will never go away from here?’
  • The child shook her head and smiled.
  • ‘She needs rest,’ said the old man, patting her cheek; ‘too pale--too
  • pale. She is not like what she was.’
  • ‘When?’ asked the child.
  • ‘Ha!’ said the old man, ‘to be sure--when? How many weeks ago? Could
  • I count them on my fingers? Let them rest though; they’re better
  • gone.’
  • ‘Much better, dear,’ replied the child. ‘We will forget them;
  • or, if we ever call them to mind, it shall be only as some uneasy dream
  • that has passed away.’
  • ‘Hush!’ said the old man, motioning hastily to her with his hand and
  • looking over his shoulder; ‘no more talk of the dream, and all the
  • miseries it brought. There are no dreams here. ‘Tis a quiet place,
  • and they keep away. Let us never think about them, lest they should
  • pursue us again. Sunken eyes and hollow cheeks--wet, cold, and
  • famine--and horrors before them all, that were even worse--we must
  • forget such things if we would be tranquil here.’
  • ‘Thank Heaven!’ inwardly exclaimed the child, ‘for this most happy
  • change!’
  • ‘I will be patient,’ said the old man, ‘humble, very thankful, and
  • obedient, if you will let me stay. But do not hide from me; do not
  • steal away alone; let me keep beside you. Indeed, I will be very true
  • and faithful, Nell.’
  • ‘I steal away alone! why that,’ replied the child, with assumed gaiety,
  • ‘would be a pleasant jest indeed. See here, dear grandfather, we’ll
  • make this place our garden--why not! It is a very good one--and
  • to-morrow we’ll begin, and work together, side by side.’
  • ‘It is a brave thought!’ cried her grandfather. ‘Mind, darling--we
  • begin to-morrow!’
  • Who so delighted as the old man, when they next day began their labour!
  • Who so unconscious of all associations connected with the spot, as he!
  • They plucked the long grass and nettles from the tombs, thinned the
  • poor shrubs and roots, made the turf smooth, and cleared it of the
  • leaves and weeds. They were yet in the ardour of their work, when the
  • child, raising her head from the ground over which she bent, observed
  • that the bachelor was sitting on the stile close by, watching them in
  • silence.
  • ‘A kind office,’ said the little gentleman, nodding to Nell as she
  • curtseyed to him. ‘Have you done all that, this morning?’
  • ‘It is very little, sir,’ returned the child, with downcast eyes, ‘to
  • what we mean to do.’
  • ‘Good work, good work,’ said the bachelor. ‘But do you only labour at
  • the graves of children, and young people?’
  • ‘We shall come to the others in good time, sir,’ replied Nell, turning
  • her head aside, and speaking softly.
  • It was a slight incident, and might have been design or accident, or
  • the child’s unconscious sympathy with youth. But it seemed to strike
  • upon her grandfather, though he had not noticed it before. He looked
  • in a hurried manner at the graves, then anxiously at the child, then
  • pressed her to his side, and bade her stop to rest. Something he had
  • long forgotten, appeared to struggle faintly in his mind. It did not
  • pass away, as weightier things had done; but came uppermost again, and
  • yet again, and many times that day, and often afterwards. Once, while
  • they were yet at work, the child, seeing that he often turned and
  • looked uneasily at her, as though he were trying to resolve some
  • painful doubts or collect some scattered thoughts, urged him to tell
  • the reason. But he said it was nothing--nothing--and, laying her head
  • upon his arm, patted her fair cheek with his hand, and muttered that
  • she grew stronger every day, and would be a woman, soon.
  • CHAPTER 55
  • From that time, there sprung up in the old man’s mind, a solicitude
  • about the child which never slept or left him. There are chords in the
  • human heart--strange, varying strings--which are only struck by
  • accident; which will remain mute and senseless to appeals the most
  • passionate and earnest, and respond at last to the slightest casual
  • touch. In the most insensible or childish minds, there is some train
  • of reflection which art can seldom lead, or skill assist, but which
  • will reveal itself, as great truths have done, by chance, and when the
  • discoverer has the plainest end in view. From that time, the old man
  • never, for a moment, forgot the weakness and devotion of the child;
  • from the time of that slight incident, he who had seen her toiling by
  • his side through so much difficulty and suffering, and had scarcely
  • thought of her otherwise than as the partner of miseries which he felt
  • severely in his own person, and deplored for his own sake at least as
  • much as hers, awoke to a sense of what he owed her, and what those
  • miseries had made her. Never, no, never once, in one unguarded moment
  • from that time to the end, did any care for himself, any thought of his
  • own comfort, any selfish consideration or regard distract his thoughts
  • from the gentle object of his love.
  • He would follow her up and down, waiting till she should tire and lean
  • upon his arm--he would sit opposite to her in the chimney-corner,
  • content to watch, and look, until she raised her head and smiled upon
  • him as of old--he would discharge by stealth, those household duties
  • which tasked her powers too heavily--he would rise, in the cold dark
  • nights, to listen to her breathing in her sleep, and sometimes crouch
  • for hours by her bedside only to touch her hand. He who knows all, can
  • only know what hopes, and fears, and thoughts of deep affection, were
  • in that one disordered brain, and what a change had fallen on the poor
  • old man. Sometimes--weeks had crept on, then--the child, exhausted,
  • though with little fatigue, would pass whole evenings on a couch beside
  • the fire. At such times, the schoolmaster would bring in books, and
  • read to her aloud; and seldom an evening passed, but the bachelor came
  • in, and took his turn of reading. The old man sat and listened--with
  • little understanding for the words, but with his eyes fixed upon the
  • child--and if she smiled or brightened with the story, he would say it
  • was a good one, and conceive a fondness for the very book. When, in
  • their evening talk, the bachelor told some tale that pleased her (as
  • his tales were sure to do), the old man would painfully try to store it
  • in his mind; nay, when the bachelor left them, he would sometimes slip
  • out after him, and humbly beg that he would tell him such a part again,
  • that he might learn to win a smile from Nell.
  • But these were rare occasions, happily; for the child yearned to be out
  • of doors, and walking in her solemn garden. Parties, too, would come
  • to see the church; and those who came, speaking to others of the child,
  • sent more; so even at that season of the year they had visitors almost
  • daily. The old man would follow them at a little distance through the
  • building, listening to the voice he loved so well; and when the
  • strangers left, and parted from Nell, he would mingle with them to
  • catch up fragments of their conversation; or he would stand for the
  • same purpose, with his grey head uncovered, at the gate as they passed
  • through.
  • They always praised the child, her sense and beauty, and he was proud
  • to hear them! But what was that, so often added, which wrung his
  • heart, and made him sob and weep alone, in some dull corner! Alas!
  • even careless strangers--they who had no feeling for her, but the
  • interest of the moment--they who would go away and forget next week
  • that such a being lived--even they saw it--even they pitied her--even
  • they bade him good day compassionately, and whispered as they passed.
  • The people of the village, too, of whom there was not one but grew to
  • have a fondness for poor Nell; even among them, there was the same
  • feeling; a tenderness towards her--a compassionate regard for her,
  • increasing every day. The very schoolboys, light-hearted and
  • thoughtless as they were, even they cared for her. The roughest among
  • them was sorry if he missed her in the usual place upon his way to
  • school, and would turn out of the path to ask for her at the latticed
  • window. If she were sitting in the church, they perhaps might peep in
  • softly at the open door; but they never spoke to her, unless she rose
  • and went to speak to them. Some feeling was abroad which raised the
  • child above them all.
  • So, when Sunday came. They were all poor country people in the church,
  • for the castle in which the old family had lived, was an empty ruin,
  • and there were none but humble folks for seven miles around. There, as
  • elsewhere, they had an interest in Nell. They would gather round her
  • in the porch, before and after service; young children would cluster at
  • her skirts; and aged men and women forsake their gossips, to give her
  • kindly greeting. None of them, young or old, thought of passing the
  • child without a friendly word. Many who came from three or four miles
  • distant, brought her little presents; the humblest and rudest had good
  • wishes to bestow.
  • She had sought out the young children whom she first saw playing in the
  • churchyard. One of these--he who had spoken of his brother--was her
  • little favourite and friend, and often sat by her side in the church,
  • or climbed with her to the tower-top. It was his delight to help her,
  • or to fancy that he did so, and they soon became close companions.
  • It happened, that, as she was reading in the old spot by herself one
  • day, this child came running in with his eyes full of tears, and after
  • holding her from him, and looking at her eagerly for a moment, clasped
  • his little arms passionately about her neck.
  • ‘What now?’ said Nell, soothing him. ‘What is the matter?’
  • ‘She is not one yet!’ cried the boy, embracing her still more closely.
  • ‘No, no. Not yet.’
  • She looked at him wonderingly, and putting his hair back from his face,
  • and kissing him, asked what he meant.
  • ‘You must not be one, dear Nell,’ cried the boy. ‘We can’t see them.
  • They never come to play with us, or talk to us. Be what you are. You
  • are better so.’
  • ‘I do not understand you,’ said the child. ‘Tell me what you mean.’
  • ‘Why, they say,’ replied the boy, looking up into her face, that you
  • will be an Angel, before the birds sing again. But you won’t be, will
  • you? Don’t leave us Nell, though the sky is bright. Do not leave us!’
  • The child dropped her head, and put her hands before her face.
  • ‘She cannot bear the thought!’ cried the boy, exulting through his
  • tears. ‘You will not go. You know how sorry we should be. Dear Nell,
  • tell me that you’ll stay amongst us. Oh! Pray, pray, tell me that you
  • will.’
  • The little creature folded his hands, and knelt down at her feet.
  • ‘Only look at me, Nell,’ said the boy, ‘and tell me that you’ll stop,
  • and then I shall know that they are wrong, and will cry no more. Won’t
  • you say yes, Nell?’
  • Still the drooping head and hidden face, and the child quite
  • silent--save for her sobs.
  • ‘After a time,’ pursued the boy, trying to draw away her hand, ‘the kind
  • angels will be glad to think that you are not among them, and that you
  • stayed here to be with us. Willy went away, to join them; but if he
  • had known how I should miss him in our little bed at night, he never
  • would have left me, I am sure.’
  • Yet the child could make him no answer, and sobbed as though her heart
  • were bursting. ‘Why would you go, dear Nell? I know you would not be
  • happy when you heard that we were crying for your loss. They say that
  • Willy is in Heaven now, and that it’s always summer there, and yet I’m
  • sure he grieves when I lie down upon his garden bed, and he cannot turn
  • to kiss me. But if you do go, Nell,’ said the boy, caressing her, and
  • pressing his face to hers, ‘be fond of him for my sake. Tell him how I
  • love him still, and how much I loved you; and when I think that you two
  • are together, and are happy, I’ll try to bear it, and never give you
  • pain by doing wrong--indeed I never will!’
  • The child suffered him to move her hands, and put them round his neck.
  • There was a tearful silence, but it was not long before she looked upon
  • him with a smile, and promised him, in a very gentle, quiet voice, that
  • she would stay, and be his friend, as long as Heaven would let her. He
  • clapped his hands for joy, and thanked her many times; and being
  • charged to tell no person what had passed between them, gave her an
  • earnest promise that he never would.
  • Nor did he, so far as the child could learn; but was her quiet
  • companion in all her walks and musings, and never again adverted to the
  • theme, which he felt had given her pain, although he was unconscious of
  • its cause. Something of distrust lingered about him still; for he
  • would often come, even in the dark evenings, and call in a timid voice
  • outside the door to know if she were safe within; and being answered
  • yes, and bade to enter, would take his station on a low stool at her
  • feet, and sit there patiently until they came to seek, and take him
  • home. Sure as the morning came, it found him lingering near the house
  • to ask if she were well; and, morning, noon, or night, go where she
  • would, he would forsake his playmates and his sports to bear her
  • company.
  • ‘And a good little friend he is, too,’ said the old sexton to her once.
  • ‘When his elder brother died--elder seems a strange word, for he was
  • only seven years old--I remember this one took it sorely to heart.’
  • The child thought of what the schoolmaster had told her, and felt how
  • its truth was shadowed out even in this infant.
  • ‘It has given him something of a quiet way, I think,’ said the old man,
  • ‘though for that he is merry enough at times. I’d wager now that you
  • and he have been listening by the old well.’
  • ‘Indeed we have not,’ the child replied. ‘I have been afraid to go
  • near it; for I am not often down in that part of the church, and do not
  • know the ground.’
  • ‘Come down with me,’ said the old man. ‘I have known it from a boy.
  • Come!’
  • They descended the narrow steps which led into the crypt, and paused
  • among the gloomy arches, in a dim and murky spot.
  • ‘This is the place,’ said the old man. ‘Give me your hand while you
  • throw back the cover, lest you should stumble and fall in. I am too
  • old--I mean rheumatic--to stoop, myself.’
  • ‘A black and dreadful place!’ exclaimed the child.
  • ‘Look in,’ said the old man, pointing downward with his finger.
  • The child complied, and gazed down into the pit.
  • ‘It looks like a grave itself,’ said the old man.
  • ‘It does,’ replied the child.
  • ‘I have often had the fancy,’ said the sexton, ‘that it might have been
  • dug at first to make the old place more gloomy, and the old monks more
  • religious. It’s to be closed up, and built over.’
  • The child still stood, looking thoughtfully into the vault.
  • ‘We shall see,’ said the sexton, ‘on what gay heads other earth will
  • have closed, when the light is shut out from here. God knows! They’ll
  • close it up, next spring.’
  • ‘The birds sing again in spring,’ thought the child, as she leaned at
  • her casement window, and gazed at the declining sun. ‘Spring! a
  • beautiful and happy time!’
  • CHAPTER 56
  • A day or two after the Quilp tea-party at the Wilderness, Mr Swiveller
  • walked into Sampson Brass’s office at the usual hour, and being alone
  • in that Temple of Probity, placed his hat upon the desk, and taking
  • from his pocket a small parcel of black crape, applied himself to
  • folding and pinning the same upon it, after the manner of a hatband.
  • Having completed the construction of this appendage, he surveyed his
  • work with great complacency, and put his hat on again--very much over
  • one eye, to increase the mournfulness of the effect. These
  • arrangements perfected to his entire satisfaction, he thrust his hands
  • into his pockets, and walked up and down the office with measured steps.
  • ‘It has always been the same with me,’ said Mr Swiveller, ‘always.
  • ‘Twas ever thus--from childhood’s hour I’ve seen my fondest hopes
  • decay, I never loved a tree or flower but ‘twas the first to fade away;
  • I never nursed a dear Gazelle, to glad me with its soft black eye, but
  • when it came to know me well, and love me, it was sure to marry a
  • market-gardener.’
  • Overpowered by these reflections, Mr Swiveller stopped short at the
  • clients’ chair, and flung himself into its open arms.
  • ‘And this,’ said Mr Swiveller, with a kind of bantering composure, ‘is
  • life, I believe. Oh, certainly. Why not! I’m quite satisfied. I
  • shall wear,’ added Richard, taking off his hat again and looking hard
  • at it, as if he were only deterred by pecuniary considerations from
  • spurning it with his foot, ‘I shall wear this emblem of woman’s
  • perfidy, in remembrance of her with whom I shall never again thread the
  • windings of the mazy; whom I shall never more pledge in the rosy; who,
  • during the short remainder of my existence, will murder the balmy. Ha,
  • ha, ha!’
  • It may be necessary to observe, lest there should appear any
  • incongruity in the close of this soliloquy, that Mr Swiveller did not
  • wind up with a cheerful hilarious laugh, which would have been
  • undoubtedly at variance with his solemn reflections, but that, being in
  • a theatrical mood, he merely achieved that performance which is
  • designated in melodramas ‘laughing like a fiend,’--for it seems that
  • your fiends always laugh in syllables, and always in three syllables,
  • never more nor less, which is a remarkable property in such gentry, and
  • one worthy of remembrance.
  • The baleful sounds had hardly died away, and Mr Swiveller was still
  • sitting in a very grim state in the clients’ chair, when there came a
  • ring--or, if we may adapt the sound to his then humour, a knell--at
  • the office bell. Opening the door with all speed, he beheld the
  • expressive countenance of Mr Chuckster, between whom and himself a
  • fraternal greeting ensued.
  • ‘You’re devilish early at this pestiferous old slaughter-house,’ said
  • that gentleman, poising himself on one leg, and shaking the other in an
  • easy manner.
  • ‘Rather,’ returned Dick.
  • ‘Rather!’ retorted Mr Chuckster, with that air of graceful trifling
  • which so well became him. ‘I should think so. Why, my good feller, do
  • you know what o’clock it is--half-past nine a.m. in the morning?’
  • ‘Won’t you come in?’ said Dick. ‘All alone. Swiveller solus. “‘Tis
  • now the witching--“’
  • ‘“Hour of night!”’
  • ‘“When churchyards yawn,”’
  • ‘“And graves give up their dead.”’
  • At the end of this quotation in dialogue, each gentleman struck an
  • attitude, and immediately subsiding into prose walked into the office.
  • Such morsels of enthusiasm are common among the Glorious Apollos, and
  • were indeed the links that bound them together, and raised them above
  • the cold dull earth.
  • ‘Well, and how are you my buck?’ said Mr Chuckster, taking a stool. ‘I
  • was forced to come into the City upon some little private matters of my
  • own, and couldn’t pass the corner of the street without looking in, but
  • upon my soul I didn’t expect to find you. It is so everlastingly
  • early.’
  • Mr Swiveller expressed his acknowledgments; and it appearing on further
  • conversation that he was in good health, and that Mr Chuckster was in
  • the like enviable condition, both gentlemen, in compliance with a
  • solemn custom of the ancient Brotherhood to which they belonged, joined
  • in a fragment of the popular duet of ‘All’s Well,’ with a long shake
  • at the end.
  • ‘And what’s the news?’ said Richard.
  • ‘The town’s as flat, my dear feller,’ replied Mr Chuckster, ‘as the
  • surface of a Dutch oven. There’s no news. By-the-bye, that lodger of
  • yours is a most extraordinary person. He quite eludes the most
  • vigorous comprehension, you know. Never was such a feller!’
  • ‘What has he been doing now?’ said Dick.
  • ‘By Jove, Sir,’ returned Mr Chuckster, taking out an oblong snuff-box,
  • the lid whereof was ornamented with a fox’s head curiously carved in
  • brass, ‘that man is an unfathomable. Sir, that man has made friends
  • with our articled clerk. There’s no harm in him, but he is so
  • amazingly slow and soft. Now, if he wanted a friend, why couldn’t he
  • have one that knew a thing or two, and could do him some good by his
  • manners and conversation. I have my faults, sir,’ said Mr Chuckster--
  • ‘No, no,’ interposed Mr Swiveller.
  • ‘Oh yes I have, I have my faults, no man knows his faults better than I
  • know mine. But,’ said Mr Chuckster, ‘I’m not meek. My worst
  • enemies--every man has his enemies, Sir, and I have mine--never
  • accused me of being meek. And I tell you what, Sir, if I hadn’t more
  • of these qualities that commonly endear man to man, than our articled
  • clerk has, I’d steal a Cheshire cheese, tie it round my neck, and drown
  • myself. I’d die degraded, as I had lived. I would upon my honour.’
  • Mr Chuckster paused, rapped the fox’s head exactly on the nose with the
  • knuckle of the fore-finger, took a pinch of snuff, and looked steadily
  • at Mr Swiveller, as much as to say that if he thought he was going to
  • sneeze, he would find himself mistaken.
  • ‘Not contented, Sir,’ said Mr Chuckster, ‘with making friends with
  • Abel, he has cultivated the acquaintance of his father and mother.
  • Since he came home from that wild-goose chase, he has been there--
  • actually been there. He patronises young Snobby besides; you’ll find,
  • Sir, that he’ll be constantly coming backwards and forwards to this
  • place: yet I don’t suppose that beyond the common forms of civility, he
  • has ever exchanged half-a-dozen words with me. Now, upon my soul, you
  • know,’ said Mr Chuckster, shaking his head gravely, as men are wont to
  • do when they consider things are going a little too far, ‘this is
  • altogether such a low-minded affair, that if I didn’t feel for the
  • governor, and know that he could never get on without me, I should be
  • obliged to cut the connection. I should have no alternative.’
  • Mr Swiveller, who sat on another stool opposite to his friend, stirred
  • the fire in an excess of sympathy, but said nothing.
  • ‘As to young Snob, sir,’ pursued Mr Chuckster with a prophetic look,
  • ‘you’ll find he’ll turn out bad. In our profession we know something
  • of human nature, and take my word for it, that the feller that came
  • back to work out that shilling, will show himself one of these days in
  • his true colours. He’s a low thief, sir. He must be.’
  • Mr Chuckster being roused, would probably have pursued this subject
  • further, and in more emphatic language, but for a tap at the door,
  • which seeming to announce the arrival of somebody on business, caused
  • him to assume a greater appearance of meekness than was perhaps quite
  • consistent with his late declaration. Mr Swiveller, hearing the same
  • sound, caused his stool to revolve rapidly on one leg until it brought
  • him to his desk, into which, having forgotten in the sudden flurry of
  • his spirits to part with the poker, he thrust it as he cried ‘Come in!’
  • Who should present himself but that very Kit who had been the theme of
  • Mr Chuckster’s wrath! Never did man pluck up his courage so quickly,
  • or look so fierce, as Mr Chuckster when he found it was he. Mr
  • Swiveller stared at him for a moment, and then leaping from his stool,
  • and drawing out the poker from its place of concealment, performed the
  • broad-sword exercise with all the cuts and guards complete, in a
  • species of frenzy.
  • ‘Is the gentleman at home?’ said Kit, rather astonished by this
  • uncommon reception.
  • Before Mr Swiveller could make any reply, Mr Chuckster took occasion to
  • enter his indignant protest against this form of inquiry; which he held
  • to be of a disrespectful and snobbish tendency, inasmuch as the
  • inquirer, seeing two gentlemen then and there present, should have
  • spoken of the other gentleman; or rather (for it was not impossible
  • that the object of his search might be of inferior quality) should have
  • mentioned his name, leaving it to his hearers to determine his degree
  • as they thought proper. Mr Chuckster likewise remarked, that he had
  • some reason to believe this form of address was personal to himself,
  • and that he was not a man to be trifled with--as certain snobs (whom he
  • did not more particularly mention or describe) might find to their cost.
  • ‘I mean the gentleman up-stairs,’ said Kit, turning to Richard
  • Swiveller. ‘Is he at home?’
  • ‘Why?’ rejoined Dick.
  • ‘Because if he is, I have a letter for him.’
  • ‘From whom?’ said Dick.
  • ‘From Mr Garland.’
  • ‘Oh!’ said Dick, with extreme politeness. ‘Then you may hand it over,
  • Sir. And if you’re to wait for an answer, Sir, you may wait in the
  • passage, Sir, which is an airy and well-ventilated apartment, sir.’
  • ‘Thank you,’ returned Kit. ‘But I am to give it to himself, if you
  • please.’
  • The excessive audacity of this retort so overpowered Mr Chuckster, and
  • so moved his tender regard for his friend’s honour, that he declared,
  • if he were not restrained by official considerations, he must certainly
  • have annihilated Kit upon the spot; a resentment of the affront which
  • he did consider, under the extraordinary circumstances of aggravation
  • attending it, could but have met with the proper sanction and approval
  • of a jury of Englishmen, who, he had no doubt, would have returned a
  • verdict of justifiable Homicide, coupled with a high testimony to the
  • morals and character of the Avenger. Mr Swiveller, without being quite
  • so hot upon the matter, was rather shamed by his friend’s excitement,
  • and not a little puzzled how to act (Kit being quite cool and
  • good-humoured), when the single gentleman was heard to call violently
  • down the stairs.
  • ‘Didn’t I see somebody for me, come in?’ cried the lodger.
  • ‘Yes, Sir,’ replied Dick. ‘Certainly, Sir.’
  • ‘Then where is he?’ roared the single gentleman.
  • ‘He’s here, sir,’ rejoined Mr Swiveller. ‘Now young man, don’t you
  • hear you’re to go up-stairs? Are you deaf?’
  • Kit did not appear to think it worth his while to enter into any
  • altercation, but hurried off and left the Glorious Apollos gazing at
  • each other in silence.
  • ‘Didn’t I tell you so?’ said Mr Chuckster. ‘What do you think of that?’
  • Mr Swiveller being in the main a good-natured fellow, and not
  • perceiving in the conduct of Kit any villany of enormous magnitude,
  • scarcely knew what answer to return. He was relieved from his
  • perplexity, however, by the entrance of Mr Sampson and his sister,
  • Sally, at sight of whom Mr Chuckster precipitately retired.
  • Mr Brass and his lovely companion appeared to have been holding a
  • consultation over their temperate breakfast, upon some matter of great
  • interest and importance. On the occasion of such conferences, they
  • generally appeared in the office some half an hour after their usual
  • time, and in a very smiling state, as though their late plots and
  • designs had tranquillised their minds and shed a light upon their
  • toilsome way. In the present instance, they seemed particularly gay;
  • Miss Sally’s aspect being of a most oily kind, and Mr Brass rubbing his
  • hands in an exceedingly jocose and light-hearted manner.
  • ‘Well, Mr Richard,’ said Brass. ‘How are we this morning? Are we
  • pretty fresh and cheerful sir--eh, Mr Richard?’
  • ‘Pretty well, sir,’ replied Dick.
  • ‘That’s well,’ said Brass. ‘Ha ha! We should be as gay as larks, Mr
  • Richard--why not? It’s a pleasant world we live in sir, a very
  • pleasant world. There are bad people in it, Mr Richard, but if there
  • were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers. Ha ha! Any
  • letters by the post this morning, Mr Richard?’
  • Mr Swiveller answered in the negative.
  • ‘Ha!’ said Brass, ‘no matter. If there’s little business to-day,
  • there’ll be more to-morrow. A contented spirit, Mr Richard, is the
  • sweetness of existence. Anybody been here, sir?’
  • ‘Only my friend’--replied Dick. ‘May we ne’er want a--’
  • ‘Friend,’ Brass chimed in quickly, ‘or a bottle to give him. Ha ha!
  • That’s the way the song runs, isn’t it? A very good song, Mr Richard,
  • very good. I like the sentiment of it. Ha ha! Your friend’s the
  • young man from Witherden’s office I think--yes--May we ne’er want a--
  • Nobody else at all, been, Mr Richard?’
  • ‘Only somebody to the lodger,’ replied Mr Swiveller.
  • ‘Oh indeed!’ cried Brass. ‘Somebody to the lodger eh? Ha ha! May we
  • ne’er want a friend, or a---- Somebody to the lodger, eh, Mr Richard?’
  • ‘Yes,’ said Dick, a little disconcerted by the excessive buoyancy of
  • spirits which his employer displayed. ‘With him now.’
  • ‘With him now!’ cried Brass; ‘Ha ha! There let ‘em be, merry and free,
  • toor rul lol le. Eh, Mr Richard? Ha ha!’
  • ‘Oh certainly,’ replied Dick.
  • ‘And who,’ said Brass, shuffling among his papers, ‘who is the lodger’s
  • visitor--not a lady visitor, I hope, eh, Mr Richard? The morals of the
  • Marks you know, sir--“when lovely women stoops to folly”--and all
  • that--eh, Mr Richard?’
  • ‘Another young man, who belongs to Witherden’s too, or half belongs
  • there,’ returned Richard. ‘Kit, they call him.’
  • ‘Kit, eh!’ said Brass. ‘Strange name--name of a dancing-master’s
  • fiddle, eh, Mr Richard? Ha ha! Kit’s there, is he? Oh!’
  • Dick looked at Miss Sally, wondering that she didn’t check this
  • uncommon exuberance on the part of Mr Sampson; but as she made no
  • attempt to do so, and rather appeared to exhibit a tacit acquiescence
  • in it, he concluded that they had just been cheating somebody, and
  • receiving the bill.
  • ‘Will you have the goodness, Mr Richard,’ said Brass, taking a letter
  • from his desk, ‘just to step over to Peckham Rye with that? There’s no
  • answer, but it’s rather particular and should go by hand. Charge the
  • office with your coach-hire back, you know; don’t spare the office; get
  • as much out of it as you can--clerk’s motto--Eh, Mr Richard? Ha ha!’
  • Mr Swiveller solemnly doffed the aquatic jacket, put on his coat, took
  • down his hat from its peg, pocketed the letter, and departed. As soon
  • as he was gone, up rose Miss Sally Brass, and smiling sweetly at her
  • brother (who nodded and smote his nose in return) withdrew also.
  • Sampson Brass was no sooner left alone, than he set the office-door
  • wide open, and establishing himself at his desk directly opposite, so
  • that he could not fail to see anybody who came down-stairs and passed
  • out at the street door, began to write with extreme cheerfulness and
  • assiduity; humming as he did so, in a voice that was anything but
  • musical, certain vocal snatches which appeared to have reference to the
  • union between Church and State, inasmuch as they were compounded of the
  • Evening Hymn and God save the King.
  • Thus, the attorney of Bevis Marks sat, and wrote, and hummed, for a
  • long time, except when he stopped to listen with a very cunning face,
  • and hearing nothing, went on humming louder, and writing slower than
  • ever. At length, in one of these pauses, he heard his lodger’s door
  • opened and shut, and footsteps coming down the stairs. Then, Mr Brass
  • left off writing entirely, and, with his pen in his hand, hummed his
  • very loudest; shaking his head meanwhile from side to side, like a man
  • whose whole soul was in the music, and smiling in a manner quite
  • seraphic.
  • It was towards this moving spectacle that the staircase and the sweet
  • sounds guided Kit; on whose arrival before his door, Mr Brass stopped
  • his singing, but not his smiling, and nodded affably: at the same time
  • beckoning to him with his pen.
  • ‘Kit,’ said Mr Brass, in the pleasantest way imaginable, ‘how do you
  • do?’
  • Kit, being rather shy of his friend, made a suitable reply, and had his
  • hand upon the lock of the street door when Mr Brass called him softly
  • back.
  • ‘You are not to go, if you please, Kit,’ said the attorney in a
  • mysterious and yet business-like way. ‘You are to step in here, if you
  • please. Dear me, dear me! When I look at you,’ said the lawyer,
  • quitting his stool, and standing before the fire with his back towards
  • it, ‘I am reminded of the sweetest little face that ever my eyes
  • beheld. I remember your coming there, twice or thrice, when we were in
  • possession. Ah Kit, my dear fellow, gentleman in my profession have
  • such painful duties to perform sometimes, that you needn’t envy us--you
  • needn’t indeed!’
  • ‘I don’t, sir,’ said Kit, ‘though it isn’t for the like of me to judge.’
  • ‘Our only consolation, Kit,’ pursued the lawyer, looking at him in a
  • sort of pensive abstraction, ‘is, that although we cannot turn away the
  • wind, we can soften it; we can temper it, if I may say so, to the shorn
  • lambs.’
  • ‘Shorn indeed!’ thought Kit. ‘Pretty close!’ But he didn’t say _so_.
  • ‘On that occasion, Kit,’ said Mr Brass, ‘on that occasion that I have
  • just alluded to, I had a hard battle with Mr Quilp (for Mr Quilp is a
  • very hard man) to obtain them the indulgence they had. It might have
  • cost me a client. But suffering virtue inspired me, and I prevailed.’
  • ‘He’s not so bad after all,’ thought honest Kit, as the attorney pursed
  • up his lips and looked like a man who was struggling with his better
  • feelings.
  • ‘I respect you, Kit,’ said Brass with emotion. ‘I saw enough of your
  • conduct, at that time, to respect you, though your station is humble,
  • and your fortune lowly. It isn’t the waistcoat that I look at. It is
  • the heart. The checks in the waistcoat are but the wires of the cage.
  • But the heart is the bird. Ah! How many sich birds are perpetually
  • moulting, and putting their beaks through the wires to peck at all
  • mankind!’
  • This poetic figure, which Kit took to be in a special allusion to his
  • own checked waistcoat, quite overcame him; Mr Brass’s voice and manner
  • added not a little to its effect, for he discoursed with all the mild
  • austerity of a hermit, and wanted but a cord round the waist of his
  • rusty surtout, and a skull on the chimney-piece, to be completely set
  • up in that line of business.
  • ‘Well, well,’ said Sampson, smiling as good men smile when they
  • compassionate their own weakness or that of their fellow-creatures,
  • ‘this is wide of the bull’s-eye. You’re to take that, if you please.’
  • As he spoke, he pointed to a couple of half-crowns on the desk.
  • Kit looked at the coins, and then at Sampson, and hesitated.
  • ‘For yourself,’ said Brass. ‘From--’
  • ‘No matter about the person they came from,’ replied the lawyer. ‘Say
  • me, if you like. We have eccentric friends overhead, Kit, and we
  • mustn’t ask questions or talk too much--you understand? You’re to take
  • them, that’s all; and between you and me, I don’t think they’ll be the
  • last you’ll have to take from the same place. I hope not. Good bye,
  • Kit. Good bye!’
  • With many thanks, and many more self-reproaches for having on such
  • slight grounds suspected one who in their very first conversation
  • turned out such a different man from what he had supposed, Kit took the
  • money and made the best of his way home. Mr Brass remained airing
  • himself at the fire, and resumed his vocal exercise, and his seraphic
  • smile, simultaneously.
  • ‘May I come in?’ said Miss Sally, peeping.
  • ‘Oh yes, you may come in,’ returned her brother.
  • ‘Ahem!’ coughed Miss Brass interrogatively.
  • ‘Why, yes,’ returned Sampson, ‘I should say as good as done.’
  • CHAPTER 57
  • Mr Chuckster’s indignant apprehensions were not without foundation.
  • Certainly the friendship between the single gentleman and Mr Garland
  • was not suffered to cool, but had a rapid growth and flourished
  • exceedingly. They were soon in habits of constant intercourse and
  • communication; and the single gentleman labouring at this time under a
  • slight attack of illness--the consequence most probably of his late
  • excited feelings and subsequent disappointment--furnished a reason for
  • their holding yet more frequent correspondence; so that some one of the
  • inmates of Abel Cottage, Finchley, came backwards and forwards between
  • that place and Bevis Marks, almost every day.
  • As the pony had now thrown off all disguise, and without any mincing of
  • the matter or beating about the bush, sturdily refused to be driven by
  • anybody but Kit, it generally happened that whether old Mr Garland
  • came, or Mr Abel, Kit was of the party. Of all messages and inquiries,
  • Kit was, in right of his position, the bearer; thus it came about that,
  • while the single gentleman remained indisposed, Kit turned into Bevis
  • Marks every morning with nearly as much regularity as the General
  • Postman.
  • Mr Sampson Brass, who no doubt had his reasons for looking sharply
  • about him, soon learnt to distinguish the pony’s trot and the clatter
  • of the little chaise at the corner of the street. Whenever the sound
  • reached his ears, he would immediately lay down his pen and fall to
  • rubbing his hands and exhibiting the greatest glee.
  • ‘Ha ha!’ he would cry. ‘Here’s the pony again! Most remarkable pony,
  • extremely docile, eh, Mr Richard, eh sir?’
  • Dick would return some matter-of-course reply, and Mr Brass standing on
  • the bottom rail of his stool, so as to get a view of the street over
  • the top of the window-blind, would take an observation of the visitors.
  • ‘The old gentleman again!’ he would exclaim, ‘a very prepossessing old
  • gentleman, Mr Richard--charming countenance, sir--extremely
  • calm--benevolence in every feature, sir. He quite realises my idea of
  • King Lear, as he appeared when in possession of his kingdom, Mr
  • Richard--the same good humour, the same white hair and partial
  • baldness, the same liability to be imposed upon. Ah! A sweet subject
  • for contemplation, sir, very sweet!’
  • Then Mr Garland having alighted and gone up-stairs, Sampson would nod
  • and smile to Kit from the window, and presently walk out into the
  • street to greet him, when some such conversation as the following would
  • ensue.
  • ‘Admirably groomed, Kit’--Mr Brass is patting the pony--‘does you great
  • credit--amazingly sleek and bright to be sure. He literally looks as
  • if he had been varnished all over.’
  • Kit touches his hat, smiles, pats the pony himself, and expresses his
  • conviction, ‘that Mr Brass will not find many like him.’
  • ‘A beautiful animal indeed!’ cries Brass. ‘Sagacious too?’
  • ‘Bless you!’ replies Kit, ‘he knows what you say to him as well as a
  • Christian does.’
  • ‘Does he indeed!’ cries Brass, who has heard the same thing in the same
  • place from the same person in the same words a dozen times, but is
  • paralysed with astonishment notwithstanding. ‘Dear me!’
  • ‘I little thought the first time I saw him, Sir,’ says Kit, pleased
  • with the attorney’s strong interest in his favourite, ‘that I should
  • come to be as intimate with him as I am now.’
  • ‘Ah!’ rejoins Mr Brass, brim-full of moral precepts and love of virtue.
  • ‘A charming subject of reflection for you, very charming. A subject of
  • proper pride and congratulation, Christopher. Honesty is the best
  • policy.--I always find it so myself. I lost forty-seven pound ten by
  • being honest this morning. But it’s all gain, it’s gain!’
  • Mr Brass slyly tickles his nose with his pen, and looks at Kit with the
  • water standing in his eyes. Kit thinks that if ever there was a good
  • man who belied his appearance, that man is Sampson Brass.
  • ‘A man,’ says Sampson, ‘who loses forty-seven pound ten in one morning
  • by his honesty, is a man to be envied. If it had been eighty pound,
  • the luxuriousness of feeling would have been increased. Every pound
  • lost, would have been a hundredweight of happiness gained. The still
  • small voice, Christopher,’ cries Brass, smiling, and tapping himself on
  • the bosom, ‘is a-singing comic songs within me, and all is happiness
  • and joy!’
  • Kit is so improved by the conversation, and finds it go so completely
  • home to his feelings, that he is considering what he shall say, when Mr
  • Garland appears. The old gentleman is helped into the chaise with
  • great obsequiousness by Mr Sampson Brass; and the pony, after shaking
  • his head several times, and standing for three or four minutes with all
  • his four legs planted firmly on the ground, as if he had made up his
  • mind never to stir from that spot, but there to live and die, suddenly
  • darts off, without the smallest notice, at the rate of twelve English
  • miles an hour. Then, Mr Brass and his sister (who has joined him at
  • the door) exchange an odd kind of smile--not at all a pleasant one in
  • its expression--and return to the society of Mr Richard Swiveller,
  • who, during their absence, has been regaling himself with various feats
  • of pantomime, and is discovered at his desk, in a very flushed and
  • heated condition, violently scratching out nothing with half a penknife.
  • Whenever Kit came alone, and without the chaise, it always happened
  • that Sampson Brass was reminded of some mission, calling Mr Swiveller,
  • if not to Peckham Rye again, at all events to some pretty distant place
  • from which he could not be expected to return for two or three hours,
  • or in all probability a much longer period, as that gentleman was not,
  • to say the truth, renowned for using great expedition on such
  • occasions, but rather for protracting and spinning out the time to the
  • very utmost limit of possibility. Mr Swiveller out of sight, Miss
  • Sally immediately withdrew. Mr Brass would then set the office-door
  • wide open, hum his old tune with great gaiety of heart, and smile
  • seraphically as before. Kit coming down-stairs would be called in;
  • entertained with some moral and agreeable conversation; perhaps
  • entreated to mind the office for an instant while Mr Brass stepped over
  • the way; and afterwards presented with one or two half-crowns as the
  • case might be. This occurred so often, that Kit, nothing doubting but
  • that they came from the single gentleman who had already rewarded his
  • mother with great liberality, could not enough admire his generosity;
  • and bought so many cheap presents for her, and for little Jacob, and
  • for the baby, and for Barbara to boot, that one or other of them was
  • having some new trifle every day of their lives.
  • While these acts and deeds were in progress in and out of the office of
  • Sampson Brass, Richard Swiveller, being often left alone therein, began
  • to find the time hang heavy on his hands. For the better preservation
  • of his cheerfulness therefore, and to prevent his faculties from
  • rusting, he provided himself with a cribbage-board and pack of cards,
  • and accustomed himself to play at cribbage with a dummy, for twenty,
  • thirty, or sometimes even fifty thousand pounds aside, besides many
  • hazardous bets to a considerable amount.
  • As these games were very silently conducted, notwithstanding the
  • magnitude of the interests involved, Mr Swiveller began to think that
  • on those evenings when Mr and Miss Brass were out (and they often went
  • out now) he heard a kind of snorting or hard-breathing sound in the
  • direction of the door, which it occurred to him, after some reflection,
  • must proceed from the small servant, who always had a cold from damp
  • living. Looking intently that way one night, he plainly distinguished
  • an eye gleaming and glistening at the keyhole; and having now no doubt
  • that his suspicions were correct, he stole softly to the door, and
  • pounced upon her before she was aware of his approach.
  • ‘Oh! I didn’t mean any harm indeed, upon my word I didn’t,’ cried the
  • small servant, struggling like a much larger one. ‘It’s so very dull,
  • down-stairs, Please don’t you tell upon me, please don’t.’
  • ‘Tell upon you!’ said Dick. ‘Do you mean to say you were looking
  • through the keyhole for company?’
  • ‘Yes, upon my word I was,’ replied the small servant.
  • ‘How long have you been cooling your eye there?’ said Dick.
  • ‘Oh ever since you first began to play them cards, and long before.’
  • Vague recollections of several fantastic exercises with which he had
  • refreshed himself after the fatigues of business, and to all of which,
  • no doubt, the small servant was a party, rather disconcerted Mr
  • Swiveller; but he was not very sensitive on such points, and recovered
  • himself speedily.
  • ‘Well--come in’--he said, after a little consideration. ‘Here--sit
  • down, and I’ll teach you how to play.’
  • ‘Oh! I durstn’t do it,’ rejoined the small servant; ‘Miss Sally ‘ud
  • kill me, if she know’d I come up here.’
  • ‘Have you got a fire down-stairs?’ said Dick.
  • ‘A very little one,’ replied the small servant.
  • ‘Miss Sally couldn’t kill me if she know’d I went down there, so I’ll
  • come,’ said Richard, putting the cards into his pocket. ‘Why, how thin
  • you are! What do you mean by it?’
  • ‘It ain’t my fault.’
  • ‘Could you eat any bread and meat?’ said Dick, taking down his hat.
  • ‘Yes? Ah! I thought so. Did you ever taste beer?’
  • ‘I had a sip of it once,’ said the small servant.
  • ‘Here’s a state of things!’ cried Mr Swiveller, raising his eyes to the
  • ceiling. ‘She never tasted it--it can’t be tasted in a sip! Why, how
  • old are you?’
  • ‘I don’t know.’
  • Mr Swiveller opened his eyes very wide, and appeared thoughtful for a
  • moment; then, bidding the child mind the door until he came back,
  • vanished straightway.
  • Presently, he returned, followed by the boy from the public-house, who
  • bore in one hand a plate of bread and beef, and in the other a great
  • pot, filled with some very fragrant compound, which sent forth a
  • grateful steam, and was indeed choice purl, made after a particular
  • recipe which Mr Swiveller had imparted to the landlord, at a period
  • when he was deep in his books and desirous to conciliate his
  • friendship. Relieving the boy of his burden at the door, and charging
  • his little companion to fasten it to prevent surprise, Mr Swiveller
  • followed her into the kitchen.
  • ‘There!’ said Richard, putting the plate before her. ‘First of all
  • clear that off, and then you’ll see what’s next.’
  • The small servant needed no second bidding, and the plate was soon
  • empty.
  • ‘Next,’ said Dick, handing the purl, ‘take a pull at that; but moderate
  • your transports, you know, for you’re not used to it. Well, is it
  • good?’
  • ‘Oh! isn’t it?’ said the small servant.
  • Mr Swiveller appeared gratified beyond all expression by this reply,
  • and took a long draught himself, steadfastly regarding his companion
  • while he did so. These preliminaries disposed of, he applied himself
  • to teaching her the game, which she soon learnt tolerably well, being
  • both sharp-witted and cunning.
  • ‘Now,’ said Mr Swiveller, putting two sixpences into a saucer, and
  • trimming the wretched candle, when the cards had been cut and dealt,
  • ‘those are the stakes. If you win, you get ‘em all. If I win, I get
  • ‘em. To make it seem more real and pleasant, I shall call you the
  • Marchioness, do you hear?’
  • The small servant nodded.
  • ‘Then, Marchioness,’ said Mr Swiveller, ‘fire away!’
  • The Marchioness, holding her cards very tight in both hands, considered
  • which to play, and Mr Swiveller, assuming the gay and fashionable air
  • which such society required, took another pull at the tankard, and
  • waited for her lead.
  • CHAPTER 58
  • Mr Swiveller and his partner played several rubbers with varying
  • success, until the loss of three sixpences, the gradual sinking of the
  • purl, and the striking of ten o’clock, combined to render that
  • gentleman mindful of the flight of Time, and the expediency of
  • withdrawing before Mr Sampson and Miss Sally Brass returned.
  • ‘With which object in view, Marchioness,’ said Mr Swiveller gravely, ‘I
  • shall ask your ladyship’s permission to put the board in my pocket, and
  • to retire from the presence when I have finished this tankard; merely
  • observing, Marchioness, that since life like a river is flowing, I care
  • not how fast it rolls on, ma’am, on, while such purl on the bank still
  • is growing, and such eyes light the waves as they run. Marchioness,
  • your health. You will excuse my wearing my hat, but the palace is
  • damp, and the marble floor is--if I may be allowed the
  • expression--sloppy.’
  • As a precaution against this latter inconvenience, Mr Swiveller had
  • been sitting for some time with his feet on the hob, in which attitude
  • he now gave utterance to these apologetic observations, and slowly
  • sipped the last choice drops of nectar.
  • ‘The Baron Sampsono Brasso and his fair sister are (you tell me) at the
  • Play?’ said Mr Swiveller, leaning his left arm heavily upon the table,
  • and raising his voice and his right leg after the manner of a
  • theatrical bandit.
  • The Marchioness nodded.
  • ‘Ha!’ said Mr Swiveller, with a portentous frown. ‘’Tis well.
  • Marchioness!--but no matter. Some wine there. Ho!’ He illustrated
  • these melodramatic morsels by handing the tankard to himself with great
  • humility, receiving it haughtily, drinking from it thirstily, and
  • smacking his lips fiercely.
  • The small servant, who was not so well acquainted with theatrical
  • conventionalities as Mr Swiveller (having indeed never seen a play, or
  • heard one spoken of, except by chance through chinks of doors and in
  • other forbidden places), was rather alarmed by demonstrations so novel
  • in their nature, and showed her concern so plainly in her looks, that
  • Mr Swiveller felt it necessary to discharge his brigand manner for one
  • more suitable to private life, as he asked,
  • ‘Do they often go where glory waits ‘em, and leave you here?’
  • ‘Oh, yes; I believe you they do,’ returned the small servant. ‘Miss
  • Sally’s such a one-er for that, she is.’
  • ‘Such a what?’ said Dick.
  • ‘Such a one-er,’ returned the Marchioness.
  • After a moment’s reflection, Mr Swiveller determined to forego his
  • responsible duty of setting her right, and to suffer her to talk on; as
  • it was evident that her tongue was loosened by the purl, and her
  • opportunities for conversation were not so frequent as to render a
  • momentary check of little consequence.
  • ‘They sometimes go to see Mr Quilp,’ said the small servant with a
  • shrewd look; ‘they go to a many places, bless you!’
  • ‘Is Mr Brass a wunner?’ said Dick.
  • ‘Not half what Miss Sally is, he isn’t,’ replied the small servant,
  • shaking her head. ‘Bless you, he’d never do anything without her.’
  • ‘Oh! He wouldn’t, wouldn’t he?’ said Dick.
  • ‘Miss Sally keeps him in such order,’ said the small servant; ‘he
  • always asks her advice, he does; and he catches it sometimes. Bless
  • you, you wouldn’t believe how much he catches it.’
  • ‘I suppose,’ said Dick, ‘that they consult together, a good deal, and
  • talk about a great many people--about me for instance, sometimes, eh,
  • Marchioness?’
  • The Marchioness nodded amazingly.
  • ‘Complimentary?’ said Mr Swiveller.
  • The Marchioness changed the motion of her head, which had not yet left
  • off nodding, and suddenly began to shake it from side to side, with a
  • vehemence which threatened to dislocate her neck.
  • ‘Humph!’ Dick muttered. ‘Would it be any breach of confidence,
  • Marchioness, to relate what they say of the humble individual who has
  • now the honour to--?’
  • ‘Miss Sally says you’re a funny chap,’ replied his friend.
  • ‘Well, Marchioness,’ said Mr Swiveller, ‘that’s not uncomplimentary.
  • Merriment, Marchioness, is not a bad or a degrading quality. Old King
  • Cole was himself a merry old soul, if we may put any faith in the pages
  • of history.’
  • ‘But she says,’ pursued his companion, ‘that you an’t to be trusted.’
  • ‘Why, really Marchioness,’ said Mr Swiveller, thoughtfully; ‘several
  • ladies and gentlemen--not exactly professional persons, but
  • tradespeople, ma’am, tradespeople--have made the same remark. The
  • obscure citizen who keeps the hotel over the way, inclined strongly to
  • that opinion to-night when I ordered him to prepare the banquet. It’s
  • a popular prejudice, Marchioness; and yet I am sure I don’t know why,
  • for I have been trusted in my time to a considerable amount, and I can
  • safely say that I never forsook my trust until it deserted me--never.
  • Mr Brass is of the same opinion, I suppose?’
  • His friend nodded again, with a cunning look which seemed to hint that
  • Mr Brass held stronger opinions on the subject than his sister; and
  • seeming to recollect herself, added imploringly, ‘But don’t you ever
  • tell upon me, or I shall be beat to death.’
  • ‘Marchioness,’ said Mr Swiveller, rising, ‘the word of a gentleman is
  • as good as his bond--sometimes better, as in the present case, where
  • his bond might prove but a doubtful sort of security. I am your
  • friend, and I hope we shall play many more rubbers together in this
  • same saloon. But, Marchioness,’ added Richard, stopping in his way to
  • the door, and wheeling slowly round upon the small servant, who was
  • following with the candle; ‘it occurs to me that you must be in the
  • constant habit of airing your eye at keyholes, to know all this.’
  • ‘I only wanted,’ replied the trembling Marchioness, ‘to know where the
  • key of the safe was hid; that was all; and I wouldn’t have taken much,
  • if I had found it--only enough to squench my hunger.’
  • ‘You didn’t find it then?’ said Dick. ‘But of course you didn’t, or
  • you’d be plumper. Good night, Marchioness. Fare thee well, and if for
  • ever, then for ever fare thee well--and put up the chain, Marchioness,
  • in case of accidents.’
  • With this parting injunction, Mr Swiveller emerged from the house; and
  • feeling that he had by this time taken quite as much to drink as
  • promised to be good for his constitution (purl being a rather strong
  • and heady compound), wisely resolved to betake himself to his lodgings,
  • and to bed at once. Homeward he went therefore; and his apartments
  • (for he still retained the plural fiction) being at no great distance
  • from the office, he was soon seated in his own bed-chamber, where,
  • having pulled off one boot and forgotten the other, he fell into deep
  • cogitation.
  • ‘This Marchioness,’ said Mr Swiveller, folding his arms, ‘is a very
  • extraordinary person--surrounded by mysteries, ignorant of the taste of
  • beer, unacquainted with her own name (which is less remarkable), and
  • taking a limited view of society through the keyholes of doors--can
  • these things be her destiny, or has some unknown person started an
  • opposition to the decrees of fate? It is a most inscrutable and
  • unmitigated staggerer!’
  • When his meditations had attained this satisfactory point, he became
  • aware of his remaining boot, of which, with unimpaired solemnity he
  • proceeded to divest himself; shaking his head with exceeding gravity
  • all the time, and sighing deeply.
  • ‘These rubbers,’ said Mr Swiveller, putting on his nightcap in exactly
  • the same style as he wore his hat, ‘remind me of the matrimonial
  • fireside. Cheggs’s wife plays cribbage; all-fours likewise. She rings
  • the changes on ‘em now. From sport to sport they hurry her to banish
  • her regrets, and when they win a smile from her, they think that she
  • forgets--but she don’t. By this time, I should say,’ added Richard,
  • getting his left cheek into profile, and looking complacently at the
  • reflection of a very little scrap of whisker in the looking-glass; ‘by
  • this time, I should say, the iron has entered into her soul. It serves
  • her right!’
  • Melting from this stern and obdurate, into the tender and pathetic
  • mood, Mr Swiveller groaned a little, walked wildly up and down, and
  • even made a show of tearing his hair, which, however, he thought better
  • of, and wrenched the tassel from his nightcap instead. At last,
  • undressing himself with a gloomy resolution, he got into bed.
  • Some men in his blighted position would have taken to drinking; but as
  • Mr Swiveller had taken to that before, he only took, on receiving the
  • news that Sophy Wackles was lost to him for ever, to playing the flute;
  • thinking after mature consideration that it was a good, sound, dismal
  • occupation, not only in unison with his own sad thoughts, but
  • calculated to awaken a fellow-feeling in the bosoms of his neighbours.
  • In pursuance of this resolution, he now drew a little table to his
  • bedside, and arranging the light and a small oblong music-book to the
  • best advantage, took his flute from its box, and began to play most
  • mournfully.
  • The air was ‘Away with melancholy’--a composition, which, when it is
  • played very slowly on the flute, in bed, with the further disadvantage
  • of being performed by a gentleman but imperfectly acquainted with the
  • instrument, who repeats one note a great many times before he can find
  • the next, has not a lively effect. Yet, for half the night, or more,
  • Mr Swiveller, lying sometimes on his back with his eyes upon the
  • ceiling, and sometimes half out of bed to correct himself by the book,
  • played this unhappy tune over and over again; never leaving off, save
  • for a minute or two at a time to take breath and soliloquise about the
  • Marchioness, and then beginning again with renewed vigour. It was not
  • until he had quite exhausted his several subjects of meditation, and
  • had breathed into the flute the whole sentiment of the purl down to its
  • very dregs, and had nearly maddened the people of the house, and at
  • both the next doors, and over the way--that he shut up the music-book,
  • extinguished the candle, and finding himself greatly lightened and
  • relieved in his mind, turned round and fell asleep.
  • He awoke in the morning, much refreshed; and having taken half an
  • hour’s exercise at the flute, and graciously received a notice to quit
  • from his landlady, who had been in waiting on the stairs for that
  • purpose since the dawn of day, repaired to Bevis Marks; where the
  • beautiful Sally was already at her post, bearing in her looks a
  • radiance, mild as that which beameth from the virgin moon.
  • Mr Swiveller acknowledged her presence by a nod, and exchanged his coat
  • for the aquatic jacket; which usually took some time fitting on, for in
  • consequence of a tightness in the sleeves, it was only to be got into
  • by a series of struggles. This difficulty overcome, he took his seat
  • at the desk.
  • ‘I say’--quoth Miss Brass, abruptly breaking silence, ‘you haven’t seen
  • a silver pencil-case this morning, have you?’
  • ‘I didn’t meet many in the street,’ rejoined Mr Swiveller. ‘I saw
  • one--a stout pencil-case of respectable appearance--but as he was in
  • company with an elderly penknife, and a young toothpick with whom he
  • was in earnest conversation, I felt a delicacy in speaking to him.’
  • ‘No, but have you?’ returned Miss Brass. ‘Seriously, you know.’
  • ‘What a dull dog you must be to ask me such a question seriously,’ said
  • Mr Swiveller. ‘Haven’t I this moment come?’
  • ‘Well, all I know is,’ replied Miss Sally, ‘that it’s not to be found,
  • and that it disappeared one day this week, when I left it on the desk.’
  • ‘Halloa!’ thought Richard, ‘I hope the Marchioness hasn’t been at work
  • here.’
  • ‘There was a knife too,’ said Miss Sally, ‘of the same pattern. They
  • were given to me by my father, years ago, and are both gone. You
  • haven’t missed anything yourself, have you?’
  • Mr Swiveller involuntarily clapped his hands to the jacket to be quite
  • sure that it WAS a jacket and not a skirted coat; and having satisfied
  • himself of the safety of this, his only moveable in Bevis Marks, made
  • answer in the negative.
  • ‘It’s a very unpleasant thing, Dick,’ said Miss Brass, pulling out the
  • tin box and refreshing herself with a pinch of snuff; ‘but between you
  • and me--between friends you know, for if Sammy knew it, I should never
  • hear the last of it--some of the office-money, too, that has been left
  • about, has gone in the same way. In particular, I have missed three
  • half-crowns at three different times.’
  • ‘You don’t mean that?’ cried Dick. ‘Be careful what you say, old boy,
  • for this is a serious matter. Are you quite sure? Is there no
  • mistake?’
  • ‘It is so, and there can’t be any mistake at all,’ rejoined Miss Brass
  • emphatically.
  • ‘Then by Jove,’ thought Richard, laying down his pen, ‘I am afraid the
  • Marchioness is done for!’
  • The more he discussed the subject in his thoughts, the more probable it
  • appeared to Dick that the miserable little servant was the culprit.
  • When he considered on what a spare allowance of food she lived, how
  • neglected and untaught she was, and how her natural cunning had been
  • sharpened by necessity and privation, he scarcely doubted it. And yet
  • he pitied her so much, and felt so unwilling to have a matter of such
  • gravity disturbing the oddity of their acquaintance, that he thought,
  • and thought truly, that rather than receive fifty pounds down, he would
  • have the Marchioness proved innocent.
  • While he was plunged in very profound and serious meditation upon this
  • theme, Miss Sally sat shaking her head with an air of great mystery and
  • doubt; when the voice of her brother Sampson, carolling a cheerful
  • strain, was heard in the passage, and that gentleman himself, beaming
  • with virtuous smiles, appeared.
  • ‘Mr Richard, sir, good morning! Here we are again, sir, entering upon
  • another day, with our bodies strengthened by slumber and breakfast, and
  • our spirits fresh and flowing. Here we are, Mr Richard, rising with
  • the sun to run our little course--our course of duty, sir--and, like
  • him, to get through our day’s work with credit to ourselves and
  • advantage to our fellow-creatures. A charming reflection sir, very
  • charming!’
  • While he addressed his clerk in these words, Mr Brass was, somewhat
  • ostentatiously, engaged in minutely examining and holding up against
  • the light a five-pound bank note, which he had brought in, in his hand.
  • Mr Richard not receiving his remarks with anything like enthusiasm, his
  • employer turned his eyes to his face, and observed that it wore a
  • troubled expression.
  • ‘You’re out of spirits, sir,’ said Brass. ‘Mr Richard, sir, we should
  • fall to work cheerfully, and not in a despondent state. It becomes us,
  • Mr Richard, sir, to--’
  • Here the chaste Sarah heaved a loud sigh.
  • ‘Dear me!’ said Mr Sampson, ‘you too! Is anything the matter? Mr
  • Richard, sir--’
  • Dick, glancing at Miss Sally, saw that she was making signals to him,
  • to acquaint her brother with the subject of their recent conversation.
  • As his own position was not a very pleasant one until the matter was
  • set at rest one way or other, he did so; and Miss Brass, plying her
  • snuff-box at a most wasteful rate, corroborated his account.
  • The countenance of Sampson fell, and anxiety overspread his features.
  • Instead of passionately bewailing the loss of his money, as Miss Sally
  • had expected, he walked on tiptoe to the door, opened it, looked
  • outside, shut it softly, returned on tiptoe, and said in a whisper,
  • ‘This is a most extraordinary and painful circumstance--Mr Richard,
  • sir, a most painful circumstance. The fact is, that I myself have
  • missed several small sums from the desk, of late, and have refrained
  • from mentioning it, hoping that accident would discover the offender;
  • but it has not done so--it has not done so. Sally--Mr Richard,
  • sir--this is a particularly distressing affair!’
  • As Sampson spoke, he laid the bank-note upon the desk among some
  • papers, in an absent manner, and thrust his hands into his pockets.
  • Richard Swiveller pointed to it, and admonished him to take it up.
  • ‘No, Mr Richard, sir,’ rejoined Brass with emotion, ‘I will not take it
  • up. I will let it lie there, sir. To take it up, Mr Richard, sir,
  • would imply a doubt of you; and in you, sir, I have unlimited
  • confidence. We will let it lie there, Sir, if you please, and we will
  • not take it up by any means.’ With that, Mr Brass patted him twice or
  • thrice on the shoulder, in a most friendly manner, and entreated him to
  • believe that he had as much faith in his honesty as he had in his own.
  • Although at another time Mr Swiveller might have looked upon this as a
  • doubtful compliment, he felt it, under the then-existing circumstances,
  • a great relief to be assured that he was not wrongfully suspected.
  • When he had made a suitable reply, Mr Brass wrung him by the hand, and
  • fell into a brown study, as did Miss Sally likewise. Richard too
  • remained in a thoughtful state; fearing every moment to hear the
  • Marchioness impeached, and unable to resist the conviction that she
  • must be guilty.
  • When they had severally remained in this condition for some minutes,
  • Miss Sally all at once gave a loud rap upon the desk with her clenched
  • fist, and cried, ‘I’ve hit it!’--as indeed she had, and chipped a piece
  • out of it too; but that was not her meaning.
  • ‘Well,’ cried Brass anxiously. ‘Go on, will you!’
  • ‘Why,’ replied his sister with an air of triumph, ‘hasn’t there been
  • somebody always coming in and out of this office for the last three or
  • four weeks; hasn’t that somebody been left alone in it
  • sometimes--thanks to you; and do you mean to tell me that that somebody
  • isn’t the thief!’
  • ‘What somebody?’ blustered Brass.
  • ‘Why, what do you call him--Kit.’
  • ‘Mr Garland’s young man?’
  • ‘To be sure.’
  • ‘Never!’ cried Brass. ‘Never. I’ll not hear of it. Don’t tell
  • me’--said Sampson, shaking his head, and working with both his hands as
  • if he were clearing away ten thousand cobwebs. ‘I’ll never believe it
  • of him. Never!’
  • ‘I say,’ repeated Miss Brass, taking another pinch of snuff, ‘that he’s
  • the thief.’
  • ‘I say,’ returned Sampson violently, ‘that he is not. What do you
  • mean? How dare you? Are characters to be whispered away like this?
  • Do you know that he’s the honestest and faithfullest fellow that ever
  • lived, and that he has an irreproachable good name? Come in, come in!’
  • These last words were not addressed to Miss Sally, though they partook
  • of the tone in which the indignant remonstrances that preceded them had
  • been uttered. They were addressed to some person who had knocked at
  • the office-door; and they had hardly passed the lips of Mr Brass, when
  • this very Kit himself looked in.
  • ‘Is the gentleman up-stairs, sir, if you please?’
  • ‘Yes, Kit,’ said Brass, still fired with an honest indignation, and
  • frowning with knotted brows upon his sister; ‘Yes Kit, he is. I am
  • glad to see you Kit, I am rejoiced to see you. Look in again, as you
  • come down-stairs, Kit. That lad a robber!’ cried Brass when he had
  • withdrawn, ‘with that frank and open countenance! I’d trust him with
  • untold gold. Mr Richard, sir, have the goodness to step directly to
  • Wrasp and Co.’s in Broad Street, and inquire if they have had
  • instructions to appear in Carkem and Painter. THAT lad a robber,’
  • sneered Sampson, flushed and heated with his wrath. ‘Am I blind, deaf,
  • silly; do I know nothing of human nature when I see it before me? Kit
  • a robber! Bah!’
  • Flinging this final interjection at Miss Sally with immeasurable scorn
  • and contempt, Sampson Brass thrust his head into his desk, as if to
  • shut the base world from his view, and breathed defiance from under its
  • half-closed lid.
  • CHAPTER 59
  • When Kit, having discharged his errand, came down-stairs from the
  • single gentleman’s apartment after the lapse of a quarter of an hour or
  • so, Mr Sampson Brass was alone in the office. He was not singing as
  • usual, nor was he seated at his desk. The open door showed him
  • standing before the fire with his back towards it, and looking so very
  • strange that Kit supposed he must have been suddenly taken ill.
  • ‘Is anything the matter, sir?’ said Kit.
  • ‘Matter!’ cried Brass. ‘No. Why anything the matter?’
  • ‘You are so very pale,’ said Kit, ‘that I should hardly have known you.’
  • ‘Pooh pooh! mere fancy,’ cried Brass, stooping to throw up the cinders.
  • ‘Never better, Kit, never better in all my life. Merry too. Ha ha!
  • How’s our friend above-stairs, eh?’
  • ‘A great deal better,’ said Kit.
  • ‘I’m glad to hear it,’ rejoined Brass; ‘thankful, I may say. An
  • excellent gentleman--worthy, liberal, generous, gives very little
  • trouble--an admirable lodger. Ha ha! Mr Garland--he’s well I hope,
  • Kit--and the pony--my friend, my particular friend you know. Ha ha!’
  • Kit gave a satisfactory account of all the little household at Abel
  • Cottage. Mr Brass, who seemed remarkably inattentive and impatient,
  • mounted on his stool, and beckoning him to come nearer, took him by the
  • button-hole.
  • ‘I have been thinking, Kit,’ said the lawyer, ‘that I could throw some
  • little emoluments in your mother’s way--You have a mother, I think? If
  • I recollect right, you told me--’
  • ‘Oh yes, Sir, yes certainly.’
  • ‘A widow, I think? an industrious widow?’
  • ‘A harder-working woman or a better mother never lived, Sir.’
  • ‘Ah!’ cried Brass. ‘That’s affecting, truly affecting. A poor widow
  • struggling to maintain her orphans in decency and comfort, is a
  • delicious picture of human goodness.--Put down your hat, Kit.’
  • ‘Thank you Sir, I must be going directly.’
  • ‘Put it down while you stay, at any rate,’ said Brass, taking it from
  • him and making some confusion among the papers, in finding a place for
  • it on the desk. ‘I was thinking, Kit, that we have often houses to let
  • for people we are concerned for, and matters of that sort. Now you
  • know we’re obliged to put people into those houses to take care of
  • ‘em--very often undeserving people that we can’t depend upon. What’s
  • to prevent our having a person that we CAN depend upon, and enjoying
  • the delight of doing a good action at the same time? I say, what’s to
  • prevent our employing this worthy woman, your mother? What with one
  • job and another, there’s lodging--and good lodging too--pretty well
  • all the year round, rent free, and a weekly allowance besides, Kit,
  • that would provide her with a great many comforts she don’t at present
  • enjoy. Now what do you think of that? Do you see any objection? My
  • only desire is to serve you, Kit; therefore if you do, say so freely.’
  • As Brass spoke, he moved the hat twice or thrice, and shuffled among
  • the papers again, as if in search of something.
  • ‘How can I see any objection to such a kind offer, sir?’ replied Kit
  • with his whole heart. ‘I don’t know how to thank you sir, I don’t
  • indeed.’
  • ‘Why then,’ said Brass, suddenly turning upon him and thrusting his
  • face close to Kit’s with such a repulsive smile that the latter, even
  • in the very height of his gratitude, drew back, quite startled. ‘Why
  • then, it’s done.’
  • Kit looked at him in some confusion.
  • ‘Done, I say,’ added Sampson, rubbing his hands and veiling himself
  • again in his usual oily manner. ‘Ha ha! and so you shall find Kit, so
  • you shall find. But dear me,’ said Brass, ‘what a time Mr Richard is
  • gone! A sad loiterer to be sure! Will you mind the office one minute,
  • while I run up-stairs? Only one minute. I’ll not detain you an
  • instant longer, on any account, Kit.’
  • Talking as he went, Mr Brass bustled out of the office, and in a very
  • short time returned. Mr Swiveller came back, almost at the same
  • instant; and as Kit was leaving the room hastily, to make up for lost
  • time, Miss Brass herself encountered him in the doorway.
  • ‘Oh!’ sneered Sally, looking after him as she entered. ‘There goes
  • your pet, Sammy, eh?’
  • ‘Ah! There he goes,’ replied Brass. ‘My pet, if you please. An
  • honest fellow, Mr Richard, sir--a worthy fellow indeed!’
  • ‘Hem!’ coughed Miss Brass.
  • ‘I tell you, you aggravating vagabond,’ said the angry Sampson, ‘that
  • I’d stake my life upon his honesty. Am I never to hear the last of
  • this? Am I always to be baited, and beset, by your mean suspicions?
  • Have you no regard for true merit, you malignant fellow? If you come
  • to that, I’d sooner suspect your honesty than his.’
  • Miss Sally pulled out the tin snuff-box, and took a long, slow pinch,
  • regarding her brother with a steady gaze all the time.
  • ‘She drives me wild, Mr Richard, sir,’ said Brass, ‘she exasperates me
  • beyond all bearing. I am heated and excited, sir, I know I am. These
  • are not business manners, sir, nor business looks, but she carries me
  • out of myself.’
  • ‘Why don’t you leave him alone?’ said Dick.
  • ‘Because she can’t, sir,’ retorted Brass; ‘because to chafe and vex me
  • is a part of her nature, Sir, and she will and must do it, or I don’t
  • believe she’d have her health. But never mind,’ said Brass, ‘never
  • mind. I’ve carried my point. I’ve shown my confidence in the lad. He
  • has minded the office again. Ha ha! Ugh, you viper!’
  • The beautiful virgin took another pinch, and put the snuff-box in her
  • pocket; still looking at her brother with perfect composure.
  • ‘He has minded the office again,’ said Brass triumphantly; ‘he has had
  • my confidence, and he shall continue to have it; he--why, where’s the--’
  • ‘What have you lost?’ inquired Mr Swiveller.
  • ‘Dear me!’ said Brass, slapping all his pockets, one after another, and
  • looking into his desk, and under it, and upon it, and wildly tossing
  • the papers about, ‘the note, Mr Richard, sir, the five-pound note--what
  • can have become of it? I laid it down here--God bless me!’
  • ‘What!’ cried Miss Sally, starting up, clapping her hands, and
  • scattering the papers on the floor. ‘Gone! Now who’s right? Now
  • who’s got it? Never mind five pounds--what’s five pounds? He’s
  • honest, you know, quite honest. It would be mean to suspect him.
  • Don’t run after him. No, no, not for the world!’
  • ‘Is it really gone though?’ said Dick, looking at Brass with a face as
  • pale as his own.
  • ‘Upon my word, Mr Richard, Sir,’ replied the lawyer, feeling in all his
  • pockets with looks of the greatest agitation, ‘I fear this is a black
  • business. It’s certainly gone, Sir. What’s to be done?’
  • ‘Don’t run after him,’ said Miss Sally, taking more snuff. ‘Don’t run
  • after him on any account. Give him time to get rid of it, you know.
  • It would be cruel to find him out!’
  • Mr Swiveller and Sampson Brass looked from Miss Sally to each other, in
  • a state of bewilderment, and then, as by one impulse, caught up their
  • hats and rushed out into the street--darting along in the middle of the
  • road, and dashing aside all obstructions, as though they were running
  • for their lives.
  • It happened that Kit had been running too, though not so fast, and
  • having the start of them by some few minutes, was a good distance
  • ahead. As they were pretty certain of the road he must have taken,
  • however, and kept on at a great pace, they came up with him, at the
  • very moment when he had taken breath, and was breaking into a run again.
  • ‘Stop!’ cried Sampson, laying his hand on one shoulder, while Mr
  • Swiveller pounced upon the other. ‘Not so fast sir. You’re in a
  • hurry?’
  • ‘Yes, I am,’ said Kit, looking from one to the other in great surprise.
  • ‘I--I--can hardly believe it,’ panted Sampson, ‘but something of value
  • is missing from the office. I hope you don’t know what.’
  • ‘Know what! good Heaven, Mr Brass!’ cried Kit, trembling from head to
  • foot; ‘you don’t suppose--’
  • ‘No, no,’ rejoined Brass quickly, ‘I don’t suppose anything. Don’t say
  • I said you did. You’ll come back quietly, I hope?’
  • ‘Of course I will,’ returned Kit. ‘Why not?’
  • ‘To be sure!’ said Brass. ‘Why not? I hope there may turn out to be
  • no why not. If you knew the trouble I’ve been in, this morning,
  • through taking your part, Christopher, you’d be sorry for it.’
  • ‘And I am sure you’ll be sorry for having suspected me sir,’ replied
  • Kit. ‘Come. Let us make haste back.’
  • ‘Certainly!’ cried Brass, ‘the quicker, the better. Mr Richard--have
  • the goodness, sir, to take that arm. I’ll take this one. It’s not
  • easy walking three abreast, but under these circumstances it must be
  • done, sir; there’s no help for it.’
  • Kit did turn from white to red, and from red to white again, when they
  • secured him thus, and for a moment seemed disposed to resist. But,
  • quickly recollecting himself, and remembering that if he made any
  • struggle, he would perhaps be dragged by the collar through the public
  • streets, he only repeated, with great earnestness and with the tears
  • standing in his eyes, that they would be sorry for this--and suffered
  • them to lead him off. While they were on the way back, Mr Swiveller,
  • upon whom his present functions sat very irksomely, took an opportunity
  • of whispering in his ear that if he would confess his guilt, even by so
  • much as a nod, and promise not to do so any more, he would connive at
  • his kicking Sampson Brass on the shins and escaping up a court; but Kit
  • indignantly rejecting this proposal, Mr Richard had nothing for it, but
  • to hold him tight until they reached Bevis Marks, and ushered him into
  • the presence of the charming Sarah, who immediately took the precaution
  • of locking the door.
  • ‘Now, you know,’ said Brass, ‘if this is a case of innocence, it is a
  • case of that description, Christopher, where the fullest disclosure is
  • the best satisfaction for everybody. Therefore if you’ll consent to an
  • examination,’ he demonstrated what kind of examination he meant by
  • turning back the cuffs of his coat, ‘it will be a comfortable and
  • pleasant thing for all parties.’
  • ‘Search me,’ said Kit, proudly holding up his arms. ‘But mind, sir--I
  • know you’ll be sorry for this, to the last day of your life.’
  • ‘It is certainly a very painful occurrence,’ said Brass with a sigh, as
  • he dived into one of Kit’s pockets, and fished up a miscellaneous
  • collection of small articles; ‘very painful. Nothing here, Mr Richard,
  • Sir, all perfectly satisfactory. Nor here, sir. Nor in the waistcoat,
  • Mr Richard, nor in the coat tails. So far, I am rejoiced, I am sure.’
  • Richard Swiveller, holding Kit’s hat in his hand, was watching the
  • proceedings with great interest, and bore upon his face the slightest
  • possible indication of a smile, as Brass, shutting one of his eyes,
  • looked with the other up the inside of one of the poor fellow’s sleeves
  • as if it were a telescope--when Sampson turning hastily to him, bade
  • him search the hat.
  • ‘Here’s a handkerchief,’ said Dick.
  • ‘No harm in that sir,’ rejoined Brass, applying his eye to the other
  • sleeve, and speaking in the voice of one who was contemplating an
  • immense extent of prospect. ‘No harm in a handkerchief Sir, whatever.
  • The faculty don’t consider it a healthy custom, I believe, Mr Richard,
  • to carry one’s handkerchief in one’s hat--I have heard that it keeps
  • the head too warm--but in every other point of view, its being there,
  • is extremely satisfactory--extremely so.’
  • An exclamation, at once from Richard Swiveller, Miss Sally, and Kit
  • himself, cut the lawyer short. He turned his head, and saw Dick
  • standing with the bank-note in his hand.
  • ‘In the hat?’ cried Brass in a sort of shriek.
  • ‘Under the handkerchief, and tucked beneath the lining,’ said Dick,
  • aghast at the discovery.
  • Mr Brass looked at him, at his sister, at the walls, at the ceiling, at
  • the floor--everywhere but at Kit, who stood quite stupefied and
  • motionless.
  • ‘And this,’ cried Sampson, clasping his hands, ‘is the world that turns
  • upon its own axis, and has Lunar influences, and revolutions round
  • Heavenly Bodies, and various games of that sort! This is human natur,
  • is it! Oh natur, natur! This is the miscreant that I was going to
  • benefit with all my little arts, and that, even now, I feel so much
  • for, as to wish to let him go! But,’ added Mr Brass with greater
  • fortitude, ‘I am myself a lawyer, and bound to set an example in
  • carrying the laws of my happy country into effect. Sally my dear,
  • forgive me, and catch hold of him on the other side. Mr Richard, sir,
  • have the goodness to run and fetch a constable. The weakness is past
  • and over sir, and moral strength returns. A constable, sir, if you
  • please!’
  • CHAPTER 60
  • Kit stood as one entranced, with his eyes opened wide and fixed upon
  • the ground, regardless alike of the tremulous hold which Mr Brass
  • maintained on one side of his cravat, and of the firmer grasp of Miss
  • Sally upon the other; although this latter detention was in itself no
  • small inconvenience, as that fascinating woman, besides screwing her
  • knuckles inconveniently into his throat from time to time, had fastened
  • upon him in the first instance with so tight a grip that even in the
  • disorder and distraction of his thoughts he could not divest himself of
  • an uneasy sense of choking. Between the brother and sister he remained
  • in this posture, quite unresisting and passive, until Mr Swiveller
  • returned, with a police constable at his heels.
  • This functionary, being, of course, well used to such scenes; looking
  • upon all kinds of robbery, from petty larceny up to housebreaking or
  • ventures on the highway, as matters in the regular course of business;
  • and regarding the perpetrators in the light of so many customers coming
  • to be served at the wholesale and retail shop of criminal law where he
  • stood behind the counter; received Mr Brass’s statement of facts with
  • about as much interest and surprise, as an undertaker might evince if
  • required to listen to a circumstantial account of the last illness of a
  • person whom he was called in to wait upon professionally; and took Kit
  • into custody with a decent indifference.
  • ‘We had better,’ said this subordinate minister of justice, ‘get to the
  • office while there’s a magistrate sitting. I shall want you to come
  • along with us, Mr Brass, and the--’ he looked at Miss Sally as if in
  • some doubt whether she might not be a griffin or other fabulous monster.
  • ‘The lady, eh?’ said Sampson.
  • ‘Ah!’ replied the constable. ‘Yes--the lady. Likewise the young man
  • that found the property.’
  • ‘Mr Richard, Sir,’ said Brass in a mournful voice. ‘A sad necessity.
  • But the altar of our country sir--’
  • ‘You’ll have a hackney-coach, I suppose?’ interrupted the constable,
  • holding Kit (whom his other captors had released) carelessly by the
  • arm, a little above the elbow. ‘Be so good as send for one, will you?’
  • ‘But, hear me speak a word,’ cried Kit, raising his eyes and looking
  • imploringly about him. ‘Hear me speak a word. I am no more guilty
  • than any one of you. Upon my soul I am not. I a thief! Oh, Mr Brass,
  • you know me better. I am sure you know me better. This is not right
  • of you, indeed.’
  • ‘I give you my word, constable--’ said Brass. But here the constable
  • interposed with the constitutional principle ‘words be blowed;’
  • observing that words were but spoon-meat for babes and sucklings, and
  • that oaths were the food for strong men.
  • ‘Quite true, constable,’ assented Brass in the same mournful tone.
  • ‘Strictly correct. I give you my oath, constable, that down to a few
  • minutes ago, when this fatal discovery was made, I had such confidence
  • in that lad, that I’d have trusted him with--a hackney-coach, Mr
  • Richard, sir; you’re very slow, Sir.’
  • ‘Who is there that knows me,’ cried Kit, ‘that would not trust me--
  • that does not? ask anybody whether they have ever doubted me; whether I
  • have ever wronged them of a farthing. Was I ever once dishonest when I
  • was poor and hungry, and is it likely I would begin now! Oh consider
  • what you do. How can I meet the kindest friends that ever human
  • creature had, with this dreadful charge upon me!’
  • Mr Brass rejoined that it would have been well for the prisoner if he
  • had thought of that before and was about to make some other gloomy
  • observations when the voice of the single gentleman was heard,
  • demanding from above-stairs what was the matter, and what was the cause
  • of all that noise and hurry. Kit made an involuntary start towards the
  • door in his anxiety to answer for himself, but being speedily detained
  • by the constable, had the agony of seeing Sampson Brass run out alone
  • to tell the story in his own way.
  • ‘And he can hardly believe it, either,’ said Sampson, when he returned,
  • ‘nor nobody will. I wish I could doubt the evidence of my senses, but
  • their depositions are unimpeachable. It’s of no use cross-examining my
  • eyes,’ cried Sampson, winking and rubbing them, ‘they stick to their
  • first account, and will. Now, Sarah, I hear the coach in the Marks;
  • get on your bonnet, and we’ll be off. A sad errand! a moral funeral,
  • quite!’
  • ‘Mr Brass,’ said Kit. ‘Do me one favour. Take me to Mr Witherden’s
  • first.’
  • Sampson shook his head irresolutely.
  • ‘Do,’ said Kit. ‘My master’s there. For Heaven’s sake, take me there,
  • first.’
  • ‘Well, I don’t know,’ stammered Brass, who perhaps had his reasons for
  • wishing to show as fair as possible in the eyes of the notary. ‘How do
  • we stand in point of time, constable, eh?’
  • The constable, who had been chewing a straw all this while with great
  • philosophy, replied that if they went away at once they would have time
  • enough, but that if they stood shilly-shallying there, any longer, they
  • must go straight to the Mansion House; and finally expressed his
  • opinion that that was where it was, and that was all about it.
  • Mr Richard Swiveller having arrived inside the coach, and still
  • remaining immoveable in the most commodious corner with his face to the
  • horses, Mr Brass instructed the officer to remove his prisoner, and
  • declared himself quite ready. Therefore, the constable, still holding
  • Kit in the same manner, and pushing him on a little before him, so as
  • to keep him at about three-quarters of an arm’s length in advance
  • (which is the professional mode), thrust him into the vehicle and
  • followed himself. Miss Sally entered next; and there being now four
  • inside, Sampson Brass got upon the box, and made the coachman drive on.
  • Still completely stunned by the sudden and terrible change which had
  • taken place in his affairs, Kit sat gazing out of the coach window,
  • almost hoping to see some monstrous phenomenon in the streets which
  • might give him reason to believe he was in a dream. Alas! Everything
  • was too real and familiar: the same succession of turnings, the same
  • houses, the same streams of people running side by side in different
  • directions upon the pavement, the same bustle of carts and carriages in
  • the road, the same well-remembered objects in the shop windows: a
  • regularity in the very noise and hurry which no dream ever mirrored.
  • Dream-like as the story was, it was true. He stood charged with
  • robbery; the note had been found upon him, though he was innocent in
  • thought and deed; and they were carrying him back, a prisoner.
  • Absorbed in these painful ruminations, thinking with a drooping heart
  • of his mother and little Jacob, feeling as though even the
  • consciousness of innocence would be insufficient to support him in the
  • presence of his friends if they believed him guilty, and sinking in
  • hope and courage more and more as they drew nearer to the notary’s,
  • poor Kit was looking earnestly out of the window, observant of
  • nothing,--when all at once, as though it had been conjured up by magic,
  • he became aware of the face of Quilp.
  • And what a leer there was upon the face! It was from the open window
  • of a tavern that it looked out; and the dwarf had so spread himself
  • over it, with his elbows on the window-sill and his head resting on
  • both his hands, that what between this attitude and his being swoln
  • with suppressed laughter, he looked puffed and bloated into twice his
  • usual breadth. Mr Brass, on recognising him, immediately stopped the
  • coach. As it came to a halt directly opposite to where he stood, the
  • dwarf pulled off his hat, and saluted the party with a hideous and
  • grotesque politeness.
  • ‘Aha!’ he cried. ‘Where now, Brass? where now? Sally with you too?
  • Sweet Sally! And Dick? Pleasant Dick! And Kit! Honest Kit!’
  • ‘He’s extremely cheerful!’ said Brass to the coachman. ‘Very much so!
  • Ah, sir--a sad business! Never believe in honesty any more, sir.’
  • ‘Why not?’ returned the dwarf. ‘Why not, you rogue of a lawyer, why
  • not?’
  • ‘Bank-note lost in our office sir,’ said Brass, shaking his head.
  • ‘Found in his hat sir--he previously left alone there--no mistake at
  • all sir--chain of evidence complete--not a link wanting.’
  • ‘What!’ cried the dwarf, leaning half his body out of window. ‘Kit a
  • thief! Kit a thief! Ha ha ha! Why, he’s an uglier-looking thief than
  • can be seen anywhere for a penny. Eh, Kit--eh? Ha ha ha! Have you
  • taken Kit into custody before he had time and opportunity to beat me!
  • Eh, Kit, eh?’ And with that, he burst into a yell of laughter,
  • manifestly to the great terror of the coachman, and pointed to a dyer’s
  • pole hard by, where a dangling suit of clothes bore some resemblance to
  • a man upon a gibbet.
  • ‘Is it coming to that, Kit!’ cried the dwarf, rubbing his hands
  • violently. ‘Ha ha ha ha! What a disappointment for little Jacob, and
  • for his darling mother! Let him have the Bethel minister to comfort
  • and console him, Brass. Eh, Kit, eh? Drive on coachey, drive on. Bye
  • bye, Kit; all good go with you; keep up your spirits; my love to the
  • Garlands--the dear old lady and gentleman. Say I inquired after ‘em,
  • will you? Blessings on ‘em, on you, and on everybody, Kit. Blessings
  • on all the world!’
  • With such good wishes and farewells, poured out in a rapid torrent
  • until they were out of hearing, Quilp suffered them to depart; and when
  • he could see the coach no longer, drew in his head, and rolled upon the
  • ground in an ecstacy of enjoyment.
  • When they reached the notary’s, which they were not long in doing, for
  • they had encountered the dwarf in a bye street at a very little
  • distance from the house, Mr Brass dismounted; and opening the coach
  • door with a melancholy visage, requested his sister to accompany him
  • into the office, with the view of preparing the good people within, for
  • the mournful intelligence that awaited them. Miss Sally complying, he
  • desired Mr Swiveller to accompany them. So, into the office they went;
  • Mr Sampson and his sister arm-in-arm; and Mr Swiveller following, alone.
  • The notary was standing before the fire in the outer office, talking to
  • Mr Abel and the elder Mr Garland, while Mr Chuckster sat writing at the
  • desk, picking up such crumbs of their conversation as happened to fall
  • in his way. This posture of affairs Mr Brass observed through the
  • glass-door as he was turning the handle, and seeing that the notary
  • recognised him, he began to shake his head and sigh deeply while that
  • partition yet divided them.
  • ‘Sir,’ said Sampson, taking off his hat, and kissing the two
  • fore-fingers of his right hand beaver glove, ‘my name is Brass--Brass
  • of Bevis Marks, Sir. I have had the honour and pleasure, Sir, of being
  • concerned against you in some little testamentary matters. How do you
  • do, sir?’
  • ‘My clerk will attend to any business you may have come upon, Mr
  • Brass,’ said the notary, turning away.
  • ‘Thank you Sir,’ said Brass, ‘thank you, I am sure. Allow me, Sir, to
  • introduce my sister--quite one of us Sir, although of the weaker
  • sex--of great use in my business Sir, I assure you. Mr Richard, sir,
  • have the goodness to come foward if you please--No really,’ said Brass,
  • stepping between the notary and his private office (towards which he
  • had begun to retreat), and speaking in the tone of an injured man,
  • ‘really Sir, I must, under favour, request a word or two with you,
  • indeed.’
  • ‘Mr Brass,’ said the other, in a decided tone, ‘I am engaged. You see
  • that I am occupied with these gentlemen. If you will communicate your
  • business to Mr Chuckster yonder, you will receive every attention.’
  • ‘Gentlemen,’ said Brass, laying his right hand on his waistcoat, and
  • looking towards the father and son with a smooth smile--‘Gentlemen, I
  • appeal to you--really, gentlemen--consider, I beg of you. I am of the
  • law. I am styled “gentleman” by Act of Parliament. I maintain the
  • title by the annual payment of twelve pound sterling for a certificate.
  • I am not one of your players of music, stage actors, writers of books,
  • or painters of pictures, who assume a station that the laws of their
  • country don’t recognise. I am none of your strollers or vagabonds. If
  • any man brings his action against me, he must describe me as a
  • gentleman, or his action is null and void. I appeal to you--is this
  • quite respectful? Really gentlemen--’
  • ‘Well, will you have the goodness to state your business then, Mr
  • Brass?’ said the notary.
  • ‘Sir,’ rejoined Brass, ‘I will. Ah Mr Witherden! you little know
  • the--but I will not be tempted to travel from the point, sir, I believe
  • the name of one of these gentlemen is Garland.’
  • ‘Of both,’ said the notary.
  • ‘In-deed!’ rejoined Brass, cringing excessively. ‘But I might have
  • known that, from the uncommon likeness. Extremely happy, I am sure, to
  • have the honour of an introduction to two such gentlemen, although the
  • occasion is a most painful one. One of you gentlemen has a servant
  • called Kit?’
  • ‘Both,’ replied the notary.
  • ‘Two Kits?’ said Brass smiling. ‘Dear me!’
  • ‘One Kit, sir,’ returned Mr Witherden angrily, ‘who is employed by both
  • gentlemen. What of him?’
  • ‘This of him, sir,’ rejoined Brass, dropping his voice impressively.
  • ‘That young man, sir, that I have felt unbounded and unlimited
  • confidence in, and always behaved to as if he was my equal--that young
  • man has this morning committed a robbery in my office, and been taken
  • almost in the fact.’
  • ‘This must be some falsehood!’ cried the notary.
  • ‘It is not possible,’ said Mr Abel.
  • ‘I’ll not believe one word of it,’ exclaimed the old gentleman.
  • Mr Brass looked mildly round upon them, and rejoined,
  • ‘Mr Witherden, sir, YOUR words are actionable, and if I was a man of
  • low and mean standing, who couldn’t afford to be slandered, I should
  • proceed for damages. Hows’ever, sir, being what I am, I merely scorn
  • such expressions. The honest warmth of the other gentleman I respect,
  • and I’m truly sorry to be the messenger of such unpleasant news. I
  • shouldn’t have put myself in this painful position, I assure you, but
  • that the lad himself desired to be brought here in the first instance,
  • and I yielded to his prayers. Mr Chuckster, sir, will you have the
  • goodness to tap at the window for the constable that’s waiting in the
  • coach?’
  • The three gentlemen looked at each other with blank faces when these
  • words were uttered, and Mr Chuckster, doing as he was desired, and
  • leaping off his stool with something of the excitement of an inspired
  • prophet whose foretellings had in the fulness of time been realised,
  • held the door open for the entrance of the wretched captive.
  • Such a scene as there was, when Kit came in, and bursting into the rude
  • eloquence with which Truth at length inspired him, called Heaven to
  • witness that he was innocent, and that how the property came to be
  • found upon him he knew not! Such a confusion of tongues, before the
  • circumstances were related, and the proofs disclosed! Such a dead
  • silence when all was told, and his three friends exchanged looks of
  • doubt and amazement!
  • ‘Is it not possible,’ said Mr Witherden, after a long pause, ‘that this
  • note may have found its way into the hat by some accident,--such as
  • the removal of papers on the desk, for instance?’
  • But this was clearly shown to be quite impossible. Mr Swiveller,
  • though an unwilling witness, could not help proving to demonstration,
  • from the position in which it was found, that it must have been
  • designedly secreted.
  • ‘It’s very distressing,’ said Brass, ‘immensely distressing, I am sure.
  • When he comes to be tried, I shall be very happy to recommend him to
  • mercy on account of his previous good character. I did lose money
  • before, certainly, but it doesn’t quite follow that he took it. The
  • presumption’s against him--strongly against him--but we’re Christians,
  • I hope?’
  • ‘I suppose,’ said the constable, looking round, ‘that no gentleman here
  • can give evidence as to whether he’s been flush of money of late, Do
  • you happen to know, Sir?’
  • ‘He has had money from time to time, certainly,’ returned Mr Garland,
  • to whom the man had put the question. ‘But that, as he always told me,
  • was given him by Mr Brass himself.’
  • ‘Yes to be sure,’ said Kit eagerly. ‘You can bear me out in that, Sir?’
  • ‘Eh?’ cried Brass, looking from face to face with an expression of
  • stupid amazement.
  • ‘The money you know, the half-crowns, that you gave me--from the
  • lodger,’ said Kit.
  • ‘Oh dear me!’ cried Brass, shaking his head and frowning heavily.
  • ‘This is a bad case, I find; a very bad case indeed.’
  • ‘What! Did you give him no money on account of anybody, Sir?’ asked Mr
  • Garland, with great anxiety.
  • ‘I give him money, Sir!’ returned Sampson. ‘Oh, come you know, this is
  • too barefaced. Constable, my good fellow, we had better be going.’
  • ‘What!’ shrieked Kit. ‘Does he deny that he did? ask him, somebody,
  • pray. Ask him to tell you whether he did or not!’
  • ‘Did you, sir?’ asked the notary.
  • ‘I tell you what, gentlemen,’ replied Brass, in a very grave manner,
  • ‘he’ll not serve his case this way, and really, if you feel any
  • interest in him, you had better advise him to go upon some other tack.
  • Did I, sir? Of course I never did.’
  • ‘Gentlemen,’ cried Kit, on whom a light broke suddenly, ‘Master, Mr
  • Abel, Mr Witherden, every one of you--he did it! What I have done to
  • offend him, I don’t know, but this is a plot to ruin me. Mind,
  • gentlemen, it’s a plot, and whatever comes of it, I will say with my
  • dying breath that he put that note in my hat himself! Look at him,
  • gentlemen! see how he changes colour. Which of us looks the guilty
  • person--he, or I?’
  • ‘You hear him, gentlemen?’ said Brass, smiling, ‘you hear him. Now,
  • does this case strike you as assuming rather a black complexion, or
  • does it not? Is it at all a treacherous case, do you think, or is it
  • one of mere ordinary guilt? Perhaps, gentlemen, if he had not said
  • this in your presence and I had reported it, you’d have held this to be
  • impossible likewise, eh?’
  • With such pacific and bantering remarks did Mr Brass refute the foul
  • aspersion on his character; but the virtuous Sarah, moved by stronger
  • feelings, and having at heart, perhaps, a more jealous regard for the
  • honour of her family, flew from her brother’s side, without any
  • previous intimation of her design, and darted at the prisoner with the
  • utmost fury. It would undoubtedly have gone hard with Kit’s face, but
  • that the wary constable, foreseeing her design, drew him aside at the
  • critical moment, and thus placed Mr Chuckster in circumstances of some
  • jeopardy; for that gentleman happening to be next the object of Miss
  • Brass’s wrath; and rage being, like love and fortune, blind; was
  • pounced upon by the fair enslaver, and had a false collar plucked up by
  • the roots, and his hair very much dishevelled, before the exertions of
  • the company could make her sensible of her mistake.
  • The constable, taking warning by this desperate attack, and thinking
  • perhaps that it would be more satisfactory to the ends of justice if
  • the prisoner were taken before a magistrate, whole, rather than in
  • small pieces, led him back to the hackney-coach without more ado, and
  • moreover insisted on Miss Brass becoming an outside passenger; to which
  • proposal the charming creature, after a little angry discussion,
  • yielded her consent; and so took her brother Sampson’s place upon the
  • box: Mr Brass with some reluctance agreeing to occupy her seat inside.
  • These arrangements perfected, they drove to the justice-room with all
  • speed, followed by the notary and his two friends in another coach. Mr
  • Chuckster alone was left behind--greatly to his indignation; for he
  • held the evidence he could have given, relative to Kit’s returning to
  • work out the shilling, to be so very material as bearing upon his
  • hypocritical and designing character, that he considered its
  • suppression little better than a compromise of felony.
  • At the justice-room, they found the single gentleman, who had gone
  • straight there, and was expecting them with desperate impatience. But
  • not fifty single gentlemen rolled into one could have helped poor Kit,
  • who in half an hour afterwards was committed for trial, and was assured
  • by a friendly officer on his way to prison that there was no occasion
  • to be cast down, for the sessions would soon be on, and he would, in
  • all likelihood, get his little affair disposed of, and be comfortably
  • transported, in less than a fortnight.
  • CHAPTER 61
  • Let moralists and philosophers say what they may, it is very
  • questionable whether a guilty man would have felt half as much misery
  • that night, as Kit did, being innocent. The world, being in the
  • constant commission of vast quantities of injustice, is a little too
  • apt to comfort itself with the idea that if the victim of its falsehood
  • and malice have a clear conscience, he cannot fail to be sustained
  • under his trials, and somehow or other to come right at last; ‘in which
  • case,’ say they who have hunted him down, ‘--though we certainly don’t
  • expect it--nobody will be better pleased than we.’ Whereas, the world
  • would do well to reflect, that injustice is in itself, to every
  • generous and properly constituted mind, an injury, of all others the
  • most insufferable, the most torturing, and the most hard to bear; and
  • that many clear consciences have gone to their account elsewhere, and
  • many sound hearts have broken, because of this very reason; the
  • knowledge of their own deserts only aggravating their sufferings, and
  • rendering them the less endurable.
  • The world, however, was not in fault in Kit’s case. But Kit was
  • innocent; and knowing this, and feeling that his best friends deemed
  • him guilty--that Mr and Mrs Garland would look upon him as a monster of
  • ingratitude--that Barbara would associate him with all that was bad and
  • criminal--that the pony would consider himself forsaken--and that even
  • his own mother might perhaps yield to the strong appearances against
  • him, and believe him to be the wretch he seemed--knowing and feeling
  • all this, he experienced, at first, an agony of mind which no words can
  • describe, and walked up and down the little cell in which he was locked
  • up for the night, almost beside himself with grief.
  • Even when the violence of these emotions had in some degree subsided,
  • and he was beginning to grow more calm, there came into his mind a new
  • thought, the anguish of which was scarcely less. The child--the bright
  • star of the simple fellow’s life--she, who always came back upon him
  • like a beautiful dream--who had made the poorest part of his existence,
  • the happiest and best--who had ever been so gentle, and considerate,
  • and good--if she were ever to hear of this, what would she think! As
  • this idea occurred to him, the walls of the prison seemed to melt away,
  • and the old place to reveal itself in their stead, as it was wont to be
  • on winter nights--the fireside, the little supper table, the old man’s
  • hat, and coat, and stick--the half-opened door, leading to her little
  • room--they were all there. And Nell herself was there, and he--both
  • laughing heartily as they had often done--and when he had got as far as
  • this, Kit could go no farther, but flung himself upon his poor bedstead
  • and wept.
  • It was a long night, which seemed as though it would have no end; but
  • he slept too, and dreamed--always of being at liberty, and roving
  • about, now with one person and now with another, but ever with a vague
  • dread of being recalled to prison; not that prison, but one which was
  • in itself a dim idea--not of a place, but of a care and sorrow: of
  • something oppressive and always present, and yet impossible to define.
  • At last, the morning dawned, and there was the jail itself--cold,
  • black, and dreary, and very real indeed.
  • He was left to himself,
  • however, and there was comfort in that. He had liberty to walk in a
  • small paved yard at a certain hour, and learnt from the turnkey, who
  • came to unlock his cell and show him where to wash, that there was a
  • regular time for visiting, every day, and that if any of his friends
  • came to see him, he would be fetched down to the grate. When he had
  • given him this information, and a tin porringer containing his
  • breakfast, the man locked him up again; and went clattering along the
  • stone passage, opening and shutting a great many other doors, and
  • raising numberless loud echoes which resounded through the building for
  • a long time, as if they were in prison too, and unable to get out.
  • This turnkey had given him to understand that he was lodged, like some
  • few others in the jail, apart from the mass of prisoners; because he
  • was not supposed to be utterly depraved and irreclaimable, and had
  • never occupied apartments in that mansion before. Kit was thankful for
  • this indulgence, and sat reading the church catechism very attentively
  • (though he had known it by heart from a little child), until he heard
  • the key in the lock, and the man entered again.
  • ‘Now then,’ he said, ‘come on!’
  • ‘Where to, Sir?’ asked Kit.
  • The man contented himself by briefly replying ‘Wisitors;’ and taking
  • him by the arm in exactly the same manner as the constable had done the
  • day before, led him, through several winding ways and strong gates,
  • into a passage, where he placed him at a grating and turned upon his
  • heel. Beyond this grating, at the distance of about four or five feet,
  • was another exactly like it. In the space between, sat a turnkey
  • reading a newspaper, and outside the further railing, Kit saw, with a
  • palpitating heart, his mother with the baby in her arms; Barbara’s
  • mother with her never-failing umbrella; and poor little Jacob, staring
  • in with all his might, as though he were looking for the bird, or the
  • wild beast, and thought the men were mere accidents with whom the bars
  • could have no possible concern.
  • But when little Jacob saw his brother, and, thrusting his arms between
  • the rails to hug him, found that he came no nearer, but still stood
  • afar off with his head resting on the arm by which he held to one of
  • the bars, he began to cry most piteously; whereupon, Kit’s mother and
  • Barbara’s mother, who had restrained themselves as much as possible,
  • burst out sobbing and weeping afresh. Poor Kit could not help joining
  • them, and not one of them could speak a word. During this melancholy
  • pause, the turnkey read his newspaper with a waggish look (he had
  • evidently got among the facetious paragraphs) until, happening to take
  • his eyes off for an instant, as if to get by dint of contemplation at
  • the very marrow of some joke of a deeper sort than the rest, it
  • appeared to occur to him, for the first time, that somebody was crying.
  • ‘Now, ladies, ladies,’ he said, looking round with surprise, ‘I’d
  • advise you not to waste time like this. It’s allowanced here, you
  • know. You mustn’t let that child make that noise either. It’s against
  • all rules.’
  • ‘I’m his poor mother, sir,’--sobbed Mrs Nubbles, curtseying humbly,
  • ‘and this is his brother, sir. Oh dear me, dear me!’
  • ‘Well!’ replied the turnkey, folding his paper on his knee, so as to
  • get with greater convenience at the top of the next column. ‘It can’t
  • be helped you know. He ain’t the only one in the same fix. You
  • mustn’t make a noise about it!’
  • With that he went on reading. The man was not unnaturally cruel or
  • hard-hearted. He had come to look upon felony as a kind of disorder,
  • like the scarlet fever or erysipelas: some people had it--some
  • hadn’t--just as it might be.
  • ‘Oh! my darling Kit,’ said his mother, whom Barbara’s mother had
  • charitably relieved of the baby, ‘that I should see my poor boy here!’
  • ‘You don’t believe that I did what they accuse me of, mother dear?’
  • cried Kit, in a choking voice.
  • ‘I believe it!’ exclaimed the poor woman, ‘I that never knew you tell a
  • lie, or do a bad action from your cradle--that have never had a
  • moment’s sorrow on your account, except it was the poor meals that you
  • have taken with such good humour and content, that I forgot how little
  • there was, when I thought how kind and thoughtful you were, though you
  • were but a child!--I believe it of the son that’s been a comfort to me
  • from the hour of his birth until this time, and that I never laid down
  • one night in anger with! I believe it of you Kit!--’
  • ‘Why then, thank God!’ said Kit, clutching the bars with an earnestness
  • that shook them, ‘and I can bear it, mother! Come what may, I shall
  • always have one drop of happiness in my heart when I think that you
  • said that.’
  • At this the poor woman fell a-crying again, and Barbara’s mother too.
  • And little Jacob, whose disjointed thoughts had by this time resolved
  • themselves into a pretty distinct impression that Kit couldn’t go out
  • for a walk if he wanted, and that there were no birds, lions, tigers or
  • other natural curiosities behind those bars--nothing indeed, but a
  • caged brother--added his tears to theirs with as little noise as
  • possible.
  • Kit’s mother, drying her eyes (and moistening them, poor soul, more
  • than she dried them), now took from the ground a small basket, and
  • submissively addressed herself to the turnkey, saying, would he please
  • to listen to her for a minute? The turnkey, being in the very crisis
  • and passion of a joke, motioned to her with his hand to keep silent one
  • minute longer, for her life. Nor did he remove his hand into its
  • former posture, but kept it in the same warning attitude until he had
  • finished the paragraph, when he paused for a few seconds, with a smile
  • upon his face, as who should say ‘this editor is a comical blade--a
  • funny dog,’ and then asked her what she wanted.
  • ‘I have brought him a little something to eat,’ said the good woman.
  • ‘If you please, Sir, might he have it?’
  • ‘Yes,--he may have it. There’s no rule against that. Give it to me
  • when you go, and I’ll take care he has it.’
  • ‘No, but if you please sir--don’t be angry with me sir--I am his
  • mother, and you had a mother once--if I might only see him eat a little
  • bit, I should go away, so much more satisfied that he was all
  • comfortable.’
  • And again the tears of Kit’s mother burst forth, and of Barbara’s
  • mother, and of little Jacob. As to the baby, it was crowing and
  • laughing with its might--under the idea, apparently, that the whole
  • scene had been invented and got up for its particular satisfaction.
  • The turnkey looked as if he thought the request a strange one and
  • rather out of the common way, but nevertheless he laid down his paper,
  • and coming round where Kit’s mother stood, took the basket from her,
  • and after inspecting its contents, handed it to Kit, and went back to
  • his place. It may be easily conceived that the prisoner had no great
  • appetite, but he sat down on the ground, and ate as hard as he could,
  • while, at every morsel he put into his mouth, his mother sobbed and
  • wept afresh, though with a softened grief that bespoke the satisfaction
  • the sight afforded her.
  • While he was thus engaged, Kit made some anxious inquiries about his
  • employers, and whether they had expressed any opinion concerning him;
  • but all he could learn was that Mr Abel had himself broken the
  • intelligence to his mother, with great kindness and delicacy, late on
  • the previous night, but had himself expressed no opinion of his
  • innocence or guilt. Kit was on the point of mustering courage to ask
  • Barbara’s mother about Barbara, when the turnkey who had conducted him,
  • reappeared, a second turnkey appeared behind his visitors, and the
  • third turnkey with the newspaper cried ‘Time’s up!’--adding in the same
  • breath ‘Now for the next party!’ and then plunging deep into his
  • newspaper again. Kit was taken off in an instant, with a blessing from
  • his mother, and a scream from little Jacob, ringing in his ears. As he
  • was crossing the next yard with the basket in his hand, under the
  • guidance of his former conductor, another officer called to them to
  • stop, and came up with a pint pot of porter in his hand.
  • ‘This is Christopher Nubbles, isn’t it, that come in last night for
  • felony?’ said the man.
  • His comrade replied that this was the chicken in question.
  • ‘Then here’s your beer,’ said the other man to Christopher. ‘What are
  • you looking at? There an’t a discharge in it.’
  • ‘I beg your pardon,’ said Kit. ‘Who sent it me?’
  • ‘Why, your friend,’ replied the man. ‘You’re to have it every day, he
  • says. And so you will, if he pays for it.’
  • ‘My friend!’ repeated Kit.
  • ‘You’re all abroad, seemingly,’ returned the other man. ‘There’s his
  • letter. Take hold!’
  • Kit took it, and when he was locked up again, read as follows.
  • ‘Drink of this cup, you’ll find there’s a spell in its every drop
  • ‘gainst the ills of mortality. Talk of the cordial that sparkled for
  • Helen! HER cup was a fiction, but this is reality (Barclay and
  • Co.’s).--If they ever send it in a flat state, complain to the
  • Governor. Yours, R. S.’
  • ‘R. S.!’ said Kit, after some consideration. ‘It must be Mr Richard
  • Swiveller. Well, its very kind of him, and I thank him heartily.’
  • CHAPTER 62
  • A faint light, twinkling from the window of the counting-house on
  • Quilp’s wharf, and looking inflamed and red through the night-fog, as
  • though it suffered from it like an eye, forewarned Mr Sampson Brass, as
  • he approached the wooden cabin with a cautious step, that the excellent
  • proprietor, his esteemed client, was inside, and probably waiting with
  • his accustomed patience and sweetness of temper the fulfilment of the
  • appointment which now brought Mr Brass within his fair domain.
  • ‘A treacherous place to pick one’s steps in, of a dark night,’ muttered
  • Sampson, as he stumbled for the twentieth time over some stray lumber,
  • and limped in pain. ‘I believe that boy strews the ground differently
  • every day, on purpose to bruise and maim one; unless his master does it
  • with his own hands, which is more than likely. I hate to come to this
  • place without Sally. She’s more protection than a dozen men.’
  • As he paid this compliment to the merit of the absent charmer, Mr Brass
  • came to a halt; looking doubtfully towards the light, and over his
  • shoulder.
  • ‘What’s he about, I wonder?’ murmured the lawyer, standing on tiptoe,
  • and endeavouring to obtain a glimpse of what was passing inside, which
  • at that distance was impossible--‘drinking, I suppose,--making himself
  • more fiery and furious, and heating his malice and mischievousness till
  • they boil. I’m always afraid to come here by myself, when his
  • account’s a pretty large one. I don’t believe he’d mind throttling me,
  • and dropping me softly into the river when the tide was at its
  • strongest, any more than he’d mind killing a rat--indeed I don’t know
  • whether he wouldn’t consider it a pleasant joke. Hark! Now he’s
  • singing!’
  • Mr Quilp was certainly entertaining himself with vocal exercise, but it
  • was rather a kind of chant than a song; being a monotonous repetition
  • of one sentence in a very rapid manner, with a long stress upon the
  • last word, which he swelled into a dismal roar. Nor did the burden of
  • this performance bear any reference to love, or war, or wine, or
  • loyalty, or any other, the standard topics of song, but to a subject
  • not often set to music or generally known in ballads; the words being
  • these:--‘The worthy magistrate, after remarking that the prisoner would
  • find some difficulty in persuading a jury to believe his tale,
  • committed him to take his trial at the approaching sessions; and
  • directed the customary recognisances to be entered into for the
  • pros-e-cu-tion.’
  • Every time he came to this concluding word, and had exhausted all
  • possible stress upon it, Quilp burst into a shriek of laughter, and
  • began again.
  • ‘He’s dreadfully imprudent,’ muttered Brass, after he had listened to
  • two or three repetitions of the chant. ‘Horribly imprudent. I wish he
  • was dumb. I wish he was deaf. I wish he was blind. Hang him,’ cried
  • Brass, as the chant began again. ‘I wish he was dead!’
  • Giving utterance to these friendly aspirations in behalf of his client,
  • Mr Sampson composed his face into its usual state of smoothness, and
  • waiting until the shriek came again and was dying away, went up to the
  • wooden house, and knocked at the door.
  • ‘Come in!’ cried the dwarf.
  • ‘How do you do to-night sir?’ said Sampson, peeping in. ‘Ha ha ha!
  • How do you do sir? Oh dear me, how very whimsical! Amazingly
  • whimsical to be sure!’
  • ‘Come in, you fool!’ returned the dwarf, ‘and don’t stand there shaking
  • your head and showing your teeth. Come in, you false witness, you
  • perjurer, you suborner of evidence, come in!’
  • ‘He has the richest humour!’ cried Brass, shutting the door behind him;
  • ‘the most amazing vein of comicality! But isn’t it rather injudicious,
  • sir--?’
  • ‘What?’ demanded Quilp. ‘What, Judas?’
  • ‘Judas!’ cried Brass. ‘He has such extraordinary spirits! His humour
  • is so extremely playful! Judas! Oh yes--dear me, how very good! Ha
  • ha ha!’
  • All this time, Sampson was rubbing his hands, and staring, with
  • ludicrous surprise and dismay, at a great, goggle-eyed, blunt-nosed
  • figure-head of some old ship, which was reared up against the wall in a
  • corner near the stove, looking like a goblin or hideous idol whom the
  • dwarf worshipped. A mass of timber on its head, carved into the dim
  • and distant semblance of a cocked hat, together with a representation
  • of a star on the left breast and epaulettes on the shoulders, denoted
  • that it was intended for the effigy of some famous admiral; but,
  • without those helps, any observer might have supposed it the authentic
  • portrait of a distinguished merman, or great sea-monster. Being
  • originally much too large for the apartment which it was now employed
  • to decorate, it had been sawn short off at the waist. Even in this
  • state it reached from floor to ceiling; and thrusting itself forward,
  • with that excessively wide-awake aspect, and air of somewhat obtrusive
  • politeness, by which figure-heads are usually characterised, seemed to
  • reduce everything else to mere pigmy proportions.
  • ‘Do you know it?’ said the dwarf, watching Sampson’s eyes. ‘Do you see
  • the likeness?’
  • ‘Eh?’ said Brass, holding his head on one side, and throwing it a
  • little back, as connoisseurs do. ‘Now I look at it again, I fancy I
  • see a--yes, there certainly is something in the smile that reminds me
  • of--and yet upon my word I--’
  • Now, the fact was, that Sampson, having never seen anything in the
  • smallest degree resembling this substantial phantom, was much
  • perplexed; being uncertain whether Mr Quilp considered it like himself,
  • and had therefore bought it for a family portrait; or whether he was
  • pleased to consider it as the likeness of some enemy. He was not very
  • long in doubt; for, while he was surveying it with that knowing look
  • which people assume when they are contemplating for the first time
  • portraits which they ought to recognise but don’t, the dwarf threw down
  • the newspaper from which he had been chanting the words already quoted,
  • and seizing a rusty iron bar, which he used in lieu of poker, dealt the
  • figure such a stroke on the nose that it rocked again.
  • ‘Is it like Kit--is it his picture, his image, his very self?’ cried
  • the dwarf, aiming a shower of blows at the insensible countenance, and
  • covering it with deep dimples. ‘Is it the exact model and counterpart
  • of the dog--is it--is it--is it?’ And with every repetition of the
  • question, he battered the great image, until the perspiration streamed
  • down his face with the violence of the exercise.
  • Although this might have been a very comical thing to look at from a
  • secure gallery, as a bull-fight is found to be a comfortable spectacle
  • by those who are not in the arena, and a house on fire is better than a
  • play to people who don’t live near it, there was something in the
  • earnestness of Mr Quilp’s manner which made his legal adviser feel that
  • the counting-house was a little too small, and a deal too lonely, for
  • the complete enjoyment of these humours. Therefore, he stood as far
  • off as he could, while the dwarf was thus engaged; whimpering out but
  • feeble applause; and when Quilp left off and sat down again from pure
  • exhaustion, approached with more obsequiousness than ever.
  • ‘Excellent indeed!’ cried Brass. ‘He he! Oh, very good Sir. You
  • know,’ said Sampson, looking round as if in appeal to the bruised
  • animal, ‘he’s quite a remarkable man--quite!’
  • ‘Sit down,’ said the dwarf. ‘I bought the dog yesterday. I’ve been
  • screwing gimlets into him, and sticking forks in his eyes, and cutting
  • my name on him. I mean to burn him at last.’
  • ‘Ha ha!’ cried Brass. ‘Extremely entertaining, indeed!’
  • ‘Come here,’ said Quilp, beckoning him to draw near. ‘What’s
  • injudicious, hey?’
  • ‘Nothing Sir--nothing. Scarcely worth mentioning Sir; but I thought
  • that song--admirably humorous in itself you know--was perhaps rather--’
  • ‘Yes,’ said Quilp, ‘rather what?’
  • ‘Just bordering, or as one may say remotely verging, upon the confines
  • of injudiciousness perhaps, Sir,’ returned Brass, looking timidly at
  • the dwarf’s cunning eyes, which were turned towards the fire and
  • reflected its red light.
  • ‘Why?’ inquired Quilp, without looking up.
  • ‘Why, you know, sir,’ returned Brass, venturing to be more familiar:
  • ‘--the fact is, sir, that any allusion to these little combinings
  • together, of friends, for objects in themselves extremely laudable, but
  • which the law terms conspiracies, are--you take me, sir?--best kept
  • snug and among friends, you know.’
  • ‘Eh!’ said Quilp, looking up with a perfectly vacant countenance.
  • ‘What do you mean?’
  • ‘Cautious, exceedingly cautious, very right and proper!’ cried Brass,
  • nodding his head. ‘Mum, sir, even here--my meaning, sir, exactly.’
  • ‘YOUR meaning exactly, you brazen scarecrow,--what’s your meaning?’
  • retorted Quilp. ‘Why do you talk to me of combining together? Do I
  • combine? Do I know anything about your combinings?’
  • ‘No no, sir--certainly not; not by any means,’ returned Brass.
  • ‘If you so wink and nod at me,’ said the dwarf, looking about him as if
  • for his poker, ‘I’ll spoil the expression of your monkey’s face, I
  • will.’
  • ‘Don’t put yourself out of the way I beg, sir,’ rejoined Brass,
  • checking himself with great alacrity. ‘You’re quite right, sir, quite
  • right. I shouldn’t have mentioned the subject, sir. It’s much better
  • not to. You’re quite right, sir. Let us change it, if you please.
  • You were asking, sir, Sally told me, about our lodger. He has not
  • returned, sir.’
  • ‘No?’ said Quilp, heating some rum in a little saucepan, and watching
  • it to prevent its boiling over. ‘Why not?’
  • ‘Why, sir,’ returned Brass, ‘he--dear me, Mr Quilp, sir--’
  • ‘What’s the matter?’ said the dwarf, stopping his hand in the act of
  • carrying the saucepan to his mouth.
  • ‘You have forgotten the water, sir,’ said Brass. ‘And--excuse me,
  • sir--but it’s burning hot.’
  • Deigning no other than a practical answer to this remonstrance, Mr
  • Quilp raised the hot saucepan to his lips, and deliberately drank off
  • all the spirit it contained, which might have been in quantity about
  • half a pint, and had been but a moment before, when he took it off the
  • fire, bubbling and hissing fiercely. Having swallowed this gentle
  • stimulant, and shaken his fist at the admiral, he bade Mr Brass proceed.
  • ‘But first,’ said Quilp, with his accustomed grin, ‘have a drop
  • yourself--a nice drop--a good, warm, fiery drop.’
  • ‘Why, sir,’ replied Brass, ‘if there was such a thing as a mouthful of
  • water that could be got without trouble--’
  • ‘There’s no such thing to be had here,’ cried the dwarf. ‘Water for
  • lawyers! Melted lead and brimstone, you mean, nice hot blistering
  • pitch and tar--that’s the thing for them--eh, Brass, eh?’
  • ‘Ha ha ha!’ laughed Mr Brass. ‘Oh very biting! and yet it’s like being
  • tickled--there’s a pleasure in it too, sir!’
  • ‘Drink that,’ said the dwarf, who had by this time heated some more.
  • ‘Toss it off, don’t leave any heeltap, scorch your throat and be happy!’
  • The wretched Sampson took a few short sips of the liquor, which
  • immediately distilled itself into burning tears, and in that form came
  • rolling down his cheeks into the pipkin again, turning the colour of
  • his face and eyelids to a deep red, and giving rise to a violent fit of
  • coughing, in the midst of which he was still heard to declare, with the
  • constancy of a martyr, that it was ‘beautiful indeed!’ While he was
  • yet in unspeakable agonies, the dwarf renewed their conversation.
  • ‘The lodger,’ said Quilp, ‘--what about him?’
  • ‘He is still, sir,’
  • returned Brass, with intervals of coughing, ‘stopping with the Garland
  • family. He has only been home once, Sir, since the day of the
  • examination of that culprit. He informed Mr Richard, sir, that he
  • couldn’t bear the house after what had taken place; that he was
  • wretched in it; and that he looked upon himself as being in a certain
  • kind of way the cause of the occurrence.--A very excellent lodger Sir.
  • I hope we may not lose him.’
  • ‘Yah!’ cried the dwarf. ‘Never thinking of anybody but yourself--why
  • don’t you retrench then--scrape up, hoard, economise, eh?’
  • ‘Why, sir,’ replied Brass, ‘upon my word I think Sarah’s as good an
  • economiser as any going. I do indeed, Mr Quilp.’
  • ‘Moisten your clay, wet the other eye, drink, man!’ cried the dwarf.
  • ‘You took a clerk to oblige me.’
  • ‘Delighted, sir, I am sure, at any time,’ replied Sampson. ‘Yes, Sir,
  • I did.’
  • ‘Then now you may discharge him,’ said Quilp. ‘There’s a means of
  • retrenchment for you at once.’
  • ‘Discharge Mr Richard, sir?’ cried Brass.
  • ‘Have you more than one clerk, you parrot, that you ask the question?
  • Yes.’
  • ‘Upon my word, Sir,’ said Brass, ‘I wasn’t prepared for this--’
  • ‘How could you be?’ sneered the dwarf, ‘when I wasn’t? How often am I
  • to tell you that I brought him to you that I might always have my eye
  • on him and know where he was--and that I had a plot, a scheme, a little
  • quiet piece of enjoyment afoot, of which the very cream and essence
  • was, that this old man and grandchild (who have sunk underground I
  • think) should be, while he and his precious friend believed them rich,
  • in reality as poor as frozen rats?’
  • ‘I quite understood that, sir,’ rejoined Brass. ‘Thoroughly.’
  • ‘Well, Sir,’ retorted Quilp, ‘and do you understand now, that they’re
  • not poor--that they can’t be, if they have such men as your lodger
  • searching for them, and scouring the country far and wide?’
  • ‘Of course I do, Sir,’ said Sampson.
  • ‘Of course you do,’ retorted the dwarf, viciously snapping at his
  • words. ‘Of course do you understand then, that it’s no matter what
  • comes of this fellow? of course do you understand that for any other
  • purpose he’s no man for me, nor for you?’
  • ‘I have frequently said to Sarah, sir,’ returned Brass, ‘that he was of
  • no use at all in the business. You can’t put any confidence in him,
  • sir. If you’ll believe me I’ve found that fellow, in the commonest
  • little matters of the office that have been trusted to him, blurting
  • out the truth, though expressly cautioned. The aggravation of that
  • chap sir, has exceeded anything you can imagine, it has indeed.
  • Nothing but the respect and obligation I owe to you, sir--’
  • As it was plain that Sampson was bent on a complimentary harangue,
  • unless he received a timely interruption, Mr Quilp politely tapped him
  • on the crown of his head with the little saucepan, and requested that
  • he would be so obliging as to hold his peace.
  • ‘Practical, sir, practical,’ said Brass, rubbing the place and smiling;
  • ‘but still extremely pleasant--immensely so!’
  • ‘Hearken to me, will you?’ returned Quilp, ‘or I’ll be a little more
  • pleasant, presently. There’s no chance of his comrade and friend
  • returning. The scamp has been obliged to fly, as I learn, for some
  • knavery, and has found his way abroad. Let him rot there.’
  • ‘Certainly, sir. Quite proper.--Forcible!’ cried Brass, glancing at
  • the admiral again, as if he made a third in company. ‘Extremely
  • forcible!’
  • ‘I hate him,’ said Quilp between his teeth, ‘and have always hated him,
  • for family reasons. Besides, he was an intractable ruffian; otherwise
  • he would have been of use. This fellow is pigeon-hearted and
  • light-headed. I don’t want him any longer. Let him hang or
  • drown--starve--go to the devil.’
  • ‘By all means, sir,’ returned Brass. ‘When would you wish him, sir,
  • to--ha, ha!--to make that little excursion?’
  • ‘When this trial’s over,’ said Quilp. ‘As soon as that’s ended, send
  • him about his business.’
  • ‘It shall be done, sir,’ returned Brass; ‘by all means. It will be
  • rather a blow to Sarah, sir, but she has all her feelings under
  • control. Ah, Mr Quilp, I often think, sir, if it had only pleased
  • Providence to bring you and Sarah together, in earlier life, what
  • blessed results would have flowed from such a union! You never saw our
  • dear father, sir?--A charming gentleman. Sarah was his pride and joy,
  • sir. He would have closed his eyes in bliss, would Foxey, Mr Quilp, if
  • he could have found her such a partner. You esteem her, sir?’
  • ‘I love her,’ croaked the dwarf.
  • ‘You’re very good, Sir,’ returned Brass, ‘I am sure. Is there any
  • other order, sir, that I can take a note of, besides this little matter
  • of Mr Richard?’
  • ‘None,’ replied the dwarf, seizing the saucepan. ‘Let us drink the
  • lovely Sarah.’
  • ‘If we could do it in something, sir, that wasn’t quite boiling,’
  • suggested Brass humbly, ‘perhaps it would be better. I think it will
  • be more agreeable to Sarah’s feelings, when she comes to hear from me
  • of the honour you have done her, if she learns it was in liquor rather
  • cooler than the last, Sir.’
  • But to these remonstrances, Mr Quilp turned a deaf ear. Sampson Brass,
  • who was, by this time, anything but sober, being compelled to take
  • further draughts of the same strong bowl, found that, instead of at all
  • contributing to his recovery, they had the novel effect of making the
  • counting-house spin round and round with extreme velocity, and causing
  • the floor and ceiling to heave in a very distressing manner. After a
  • brief stupor, he awoke to a consciousness of being partly under the
  • table and partly under the grate. This position not being the most
  • comfortable one he could have chosen for himself, he managed to stagger
  • to his feet, and, holding on by the admiral, looked round for his host.
  • Mr Brass’s first impression was, that his host was gone and had left
  • him there alone--perhaps locked him in for the night. A strong smell
  • of tobacco, however, suggested a new train of ideas, he looked upward,
  • and saw that the dwarf was smoking in his hammock.
  • ‘Good bye, Sir,’ cried Brass faintly. ‘Good bye, Sir.’
  • ‘Won’t you stop all night?’ said the dwarf, peeping out. ‘Do stop all
  • night!’
  • ‘I couldn’t indeed, Sir,’ replied Brass, who was almost dead from
  • nausea and the closeness of the room. ‘If you’d have the goodness to
  • show me a light, so that I may see my way across the yard, sir--’
  • Quilp was out in an instant; not with his legs first, or his head
  • first, or his arms first, but bodily--altogether.
  • ‘To be sure,’ he said, taking up a lantern, which was now the only
  • light in the place. ‘Be careful how you go, my dear friend. Be sure
  • to pick your way among the timber, for all the rusty nails are upwards.
  • There’s a dog in the lane. He bit a man last night, and a woman the
  • night before, and last Tuesday he killed a child--but that was in play.
  • Don’t go too near him.’
  • ‘Which side of the road is he, sir?’ asked Brass, in great dismay.
  • ‘He lives on the right hand,’ said Quilp, ‘but sometimes he hides on
  • the left, ready for a spring. He’s uncertain in that respect. Mind
  • you take care of yourself. I’ll never forgive you if you don’t.
  • There’s the light out--never mind--you know the way--straight on!’
  • Quilp had slily shaded the light by holding it against his breast, and
  • now stood chuckling and shaking from head to foot in a rapture of
  • delight, as he heard the lawyer stumbling up the yard, and now and then
  • falling heavily down. At length, however, he got quit of the place,
  • and was out of hearing.
  • The dwarf shut himself up again, and sprang once more into his hammock.
  • CHAPTER 63
  • The professional gentleman who had given Kit the consolatory piece of
  • information relative to the settlement of his trifle of business at the
  • Old Bailey, and the probability of its being very soon disposed of,
  • turned out to be quite correct in his prognostications. In eight days’
  • time, the sessions commenced. In one day afterwards, the Grand Jury
  • found a True Bill against Christopher Nubbles for felony; and in two
  • days from that finding, the aforesaid Christopher Nubbles was called
  • upon to plead Guilty or Not Guilty to an Indictment for that he the
  • said Christopher did feloniously abstract and steal from the
  • dwelling-house and office of one Sampson Brass, gentleman, one Bank
  • Note for Five Pounds issued by the Governor and Company of the Bank of
  • England; in contravention of the Statutes in that case made and
  • provided, and against the peace of our Sovereign Lord the King, his
  • crown and dignity.
  • To this indictment, Christopher Nubbles, in a low and trembling voice,
  • pleaded Not Guilty; and here, let those who are in the habit of forming
  • hasty judgments from appearances, and who would have had Christopher,
  • if innocent, speak out very strong and loud, observe, that confinement
  • and anxiety will subdue the stoutest hearts; and that to one who has
  • been close shut up, though it be only for ten or eleven days, seeing
  • but stone walls and a very few stony faces, the sudden entrance into a
  • great hall filled with life, is a rather disconcerting and startling
  • circumstance. To this, it must be added, that life in a wig is to a
  • large class of people much more terrifying and impressive than life
  • with its own head of hair; and if, in addition to these considerations,
  • there be taken into account Kit’s natural emotion on seeing the two Mr
  • Garlands and the little Notary looking on with pale and anxious faces,
  • it will perhaps seem matter of no very great wonder that he should have
  • been rather out of sorts, and unable to make himself quite at home.
  • Although he had never seen either of the Mr Garlands, or Mr Witherden,
  • since the time of his arrest, he had been given to understand that they
  • had employed counsel for him. Therefore, when one of the gentlemen in
  • wigs got up and said ‘I am for the prisoner, my Lord,’ Kit made him a
  • bow; and when another gentleman in a wig got up and said ‘And I’m
  • against him, my Lord,’ Kit trembled very much, and bowed to him too.
  • And didn’t he hope in his own heart that his gentleman was a match for
  • the other gentleman, and would make him ashamed of himself in no time!
  • The gentleman who was against him had to speak first, and being in
  • dreadfully good spirits (for he had, in the last trial, very nearly
  • procured the acquittal of a young gentleman who had had the misfortune
  • to murder his father) he spoke up, you may be sure; telling the jury
  • that if they acquitted this prisoner they must expect to suffer no less
  • pangs and agonies than he had told the other jury they would certainly
  • undergo if they convicted that prisoner. And when he had told them all
  • about the case, and that he had never known a worse case, he stopped a
  • little while, like a man who had something terrible to tell them, and
  • then said that he understood an attempt would be made by his learned
  • friend (and here he looked sideways at Kit’s gentleman) to impeach the
  • testimony of those immaculate witnesses whom he should call before
  • them; but he did hope and trust that his learned friend would have a
  • greater respect and veneration for the character of the prosecutor;
  • than whom, as he well knew, there did not exist, and never had existed,
  • a more honourable member of that most honourable profession to which he
  • was attached. And then he said, did the jury know Bevis Marks? And if
  • they did know Bevis Marks (as he trusted for their own character, they
  • did) did they know the historical and elevating associations connected
  • with that most remarkable spot? Did they believe that a man like Brass
  • could reside in a place like Bevis Marks, and not be a virtuous and
  • most upright character? And when he had said a great deal to them on
  • this point, he remembered that it was an insult to their understandings
  • to make any remarks on what they must have felt so strongly without
  • him, and therefore called Sampson Brass into the witness-box,
  • straightway.
  • Then up comes Mr Brass, very brisk and fresh; and, having bowed to the
  • judge, like a man who has had the pleasure of seeing him before, and
  • who hopes he has been pretty well since their last meeting, folds his
  • arms, and looks at his gentleman as much as to say ‘Here I am--full of
  • evidence--Tap me!’ And the gentleman does tap him presently, and with
  • great discretion too; drawing off the evidence by little and little,
  • and making it run quite clear and bright in the eyes of all present.
  • Then, Kit’s gentleman takes him in hand, but can make nothing of him;
  • and after a great many very long questions and very short answers, Mr
  • Sampson Brass goes down in glory.
  • To him succeeds Sarah, who in like manner is easy to be managed by Mr
  • Brass’s gentleman, but very obdurate to Kit’s. In short, Kit’s
  • gentleman can get nothing out of her but a repetition of what she has
  • said before (only a little stronger this time, as against his client),
  • and therefore lets her go, in some confusion. Then, Mr Brass’s
  • gentleman calls Richard Swiveller, and Richard Swiveller appears
  • accordingly.
  • Now, Mr Brass’s gentleman has it whispered in his ear that this witness
  • is disposed to be friendly to the prisoner--which, to say the truth, he
  • is rather glad to hear, as his strength is considered to lie in what is
  • familiarly termed badgering. Wherefore, he begins by requesting the
  • officer to be quite sure that this witness kisses the book, then goes
  • to work at him, tooth and nail.
  • ‘Mr Swiveller,’ says this gentleman to Dick, when he had told his tale
  • with evident reluctance and a desire to make the best of it: ‘Pray sir,
  • where did you dine yesterday?’--‘Where did I dine yesterday?’--‘Aye,
  • sir, where did you dine yesterday--was it near here, sir?’--‘Oh to be
  • sure--yes--just over the way.’--‘To be sure. Yes. Just over the way,’
  • repeats Mr Brass’s gentleman, with a glance at the court.--‘Alone,
  • sir?’--‘I beg your pardon,’ says Mr Swiveller, who has not caught the
  • question--‘Alone, sir?’ repeats Mr Brass’s gentleman in a voice of
  • thunder, ‘did you dine alone? Did you treat anybody, sir? Come!’--‘Oh
  • yes, to be sure--yes, I did,’ says Mr Swiveller with a smile.--‘Have
  • the goodness to banish a levity, sir, which is very ill-suited to the
  • place in which you stand (though perhaps you have reason to be thankful
  • that it’s only that place),’ says Mr Brass’s gentleman, with a nod of
  • the head, insinuating that the dock is Mr Swiveller’s legitimate sphere
  • of action; ‘and attend to me. You were waiting about here, yesterday,
  • in expectation that this trial was coming on. You dined over the way.
  • You treated somebody. Now, was that somebody brother to the prisoner
  • at the bar?’--Mr Swiveller is proceeding to explain--‘Yes or No, sir,’
  • cries Mr Brass’s gentleman--‘But will you allow me--’--‘Yes or No,
  • sir’--‘Yes it was, but--’--‘Yes it was,’ cries the gentleman, taking
  • him up short. ‘And a very pretty witness YOU are!’
  • Down sits Mr Brass’s gentleman. Kit’s gentleman, not knowing how the
  • matter really stands, is afraid to pursue the subject. Richard
  • Swiveller retires abashed. Judge, jury and spectators have visions of
  • his lounging about, with an ill-looking, large-whiskered, dissolute
  • young fellow of six feet high. The reality is, little Jacob, with the
  • calves of his legs exposed to the open air, and himself tied up in a
  • shawl. Nobody knows the truth; everybody believes a falsehood; and all
  • because of the ingenuity of Mr Brass’s gentleman.
  • Then come the witnesses to character, and here Mr Brass’s gentleman
  • shines again. It turns out that Mr Garland has had no character with
  • Kit, no recommendation of him but from his own mother, and that he was
  • suddenly dismissed by his former master for unknown reasons. ‘Really
  • Mr Garland,’ says Mr Brass’s gentleman, ‘for a person who has arrived
  • at your time of life, you are, to say the least of it, singularly
  • indiscreet, I think.’ The jury think so too, and find Kit guilty. He
  • is taken off, humbly protesting his innocence. The spectators settle
  • themselves in their places with renewed attention, for there are
  • several female witnesses to be examined in the next case, and it has
  • been rumoured that Mr Brass’s gentleman will make great fun in
  • cross-examining them for the prisoner.
  • Kit’s mother, poor woman, is waiting at the grate below stairs,
  • accompanied by Barbara’s mother (who, honest soul! never does anything
  • but cry, and hold the baby), and a sad interview ensues. The
  • newspaper-reading turnkey has told them all. He don’t think it will be
  • transportation for life, because there’s time to prove the good
  • character yet, and that is sure to serve him. He wonders what he did
  • it for. ‘He never did it!’ cries Kit’s mother. ‘Well,’ says the
  • turnkey, ‘I won’t contradict you. It’s all one, now, whether he did it
  • or not.’
  • Kit’s mother can reach his hand through the bars, and she clasps it--
  • God, and those to whom he has given such tenderness, only know in how
  • much agony. Kit bids her keep a good heart, and, under pretence of
  • having the children lifted up to kiss him, prays Barbara’s mother in a
  • whisper to take her home.
  • ‘Some friend will rise up for us, mother,’ cried Kit, ‘I am sure. If
  • not now, before long. My innocence will come out, mother, and I shall
  • be brought back again; I feel confidence in that. You must teach
  • little Jacob and the baby how all this was, for if they thought I had
  • ever been dishonest, when they grew old enough to understand, it would
  • break my heart to know it, if I was thousands of miles away.--Oh! is
  • there no good gentleman here, who will take care of her!’
  • The hand slips out of his, for the poor creature sinks down upon the
  • earth, insensible. Richard Swiveller comes hastily up, elbows the
  • bystanders out of the way, takes her (after some trouble) in one arm
  • after the manner of theatrical ravishers, and, nodding to Kit, and
  • commanding Barbara’s mother to follow, for he has a coach waiting,
  • bears her swiftly off.
  • Well; Richard took her home. And what astonishing absurdities in the
  • way of quotation from song and poem he perpetrated on the road, no man
  • knows. He took her home, and stayed till she was recovered; and,
  • having no money to pay the coach, went back in state to Bevis Marks,
  • bidding the driver (for it was Saturday night) wait at the door while
  • he went in for ‘change.’
  • ‘Mr Richard, sir,’ said Brass cheerfully, ‘Good evening!’
  • Monstrous as Kit’s tale had appeared, at first, Mr Richard did, that
  • night, half suspect his affable employer of some deep villany. Perhaps
  • it was but the misery he had just witnessed which gave his careless
  • nature this impulse; but, be that as it may, it was very strong upon
  • him, and he said in as few words as possible, what he wanted.
  • ‘Money?’ cried Brass, taking out his purse. ‘Ha ha! To be sure, Mr
  • Richard, to be sure, sir. All men must live. You haven’t change for a
  • five-pound note, have you sir?’
  • ‘No,’ returned Dick, shortly.
  • ‘Oh!’ said Brass, ‘here’s the very sum. That saves trouble. You’re
  • very welcome I’m sure.--Mr Richard, sir--’
  • Dick, who had by this time reached the door, turned round.
  • ‘You needn’t,’ said Brass, ‘trouble yourself to come back any more,
  • Sir.’
  • ‘Eh?’
  • ‘You see, Mr Richard,’ said Brass, thrusting his hands in his pockets,
  • and rocking himself to and fro on his stool, ‘the fact is, that a man
  • of your abilities is lost, Sir, quite lost, in our dry and mouldy line.
  • It’s terrible drudgery--shocking. I should say, now, that the stage,
  • or the--or the army, Mr Richard--or something very superior in the
  • licensed victualling way--was the kind of thing that would call out the
  • genius of such a man as you. I hope you’ll look in to see us now and
  • then. Sally, Sir, will be delighted I’m sure. She’s extremely sorry
  • to lose you, Mr Richard, but a sense of her duty to society reconciles
  • her. An amazing creature that, sir! You’ll find the money quite
  • correct, I think. There’s a cracked window sir, but I’ve not made any
  • deduction on that account. Whenever we part with friends, Mr Richard,
  • let us part liberally. A delightful sentiment, sir!’
  • To all these rambling observations, Mr Swiveller answered not one word,
  • but, returning for the aquatic jacket, rolled it into a tight round
  • ball: looking steadily at Brass meanwhile as if he had some intention
  • of bowling him down with it. He only took it under his arm, however,
  • and marched out of the office in profound silence. When he had closed
  • the door, he re-opened it, stared in again for a few moments with the
  • same portentous gravity, and nodding his head once, in a slow and
  • ghost-like manner, vanished.
  • He paid the coachman, and turned his back on Bevis Marks, big with
  • great designs for the comforting of Kit’s mother and the aid of Kit
  • himself.
  • But the lives of gentlemen devoted to such pleasures as Richard
  • Swiveller, are extremely precarious. The spiritual excitement of the
  • last fortnight, working upon a system affected in no slight degree by
  • the spirituous excitement of some years, proved a little too much for
  • him. That very night, Mr Richard was seized with an alarming illness,
  • and in twenty-four hours was stricken with a raging fever.
  • CHAPTER 64
  • Tossing to and fro upon his hot, uneasy bed; tormented by a fierce
  • thirst which nothing could appease; unable to find, in any change of
  • posture, a moment’s peace or ease; and rambling, ever, through deserts
  • of thought where there was no resting-place, no sight or sound
  • suggestive of refreshment or repose, nothing but a dull eternal
  • weariness, with no change but the restless shiftings of his miserable
  • body, and the weary wandering of his mind, constant still to one
  • ever-present anxiety--to a sense of something left undone, of some
  • fearful obstacle to be surmounted, of some carking care that would not
  • be driven away, and which haunted the distempered brain, now in this
  • form, now in that, always shadowy and dim, but recognisable for the
  • same phantom in every shape it took: darkening every vision like an
  • evil conscience, and making slumber horrible--in these slow tortures
  • of his dread disease, the unfortunate Richard lay wasting and consuming
  • inch by inch, until, at last, when he seemed to fight and struggle to
  • rise up, and to be held down by devils, he sank into a deep sleep, and
  • dreamed no more.
  • He awoke. With a sensation of most blissful rest, better than sleep
  • itself, he began gradually to remember something of these sufferings,
  • and to think what a long night it had been, and whether he had not been
  • delirious twice or thrice. Happening, in the midst of these
  • cogitations, to raise his hand, he was astonished to find how heavy it
  • seemed, and yet how thin and light it really was. Still, he felt
  • indifferent and happy; and having no curiosity to pursue the subject,
  • remained in the same waking slumber until his attention was attracted
  • by a cough. This made him doubt whether he had locked his door last
  • night, and feel a little surprised at having a companion in the room.
  • Still, he lacked energy to follow up this train of thought; and
  • unconsciously fell, in a luxury of repose, to staring at some green
  • stripes on the bed-furniture, and associating them strangely with
  • patches of fresh turf, while the yellow ground between made
  • gravel-walks, and so helped out a long perspective of trim gardens.
  • He was rambling in imagination on these terraces, and had quite lost
  • himself among them indeed, when he heard the cough once more. The
  • walks shrunk into stripes again at the sound, and raising himself a
  • little in the bed, and holding the curtain open with one hand, he
  • looked out.
  • The same room certainly, and still by candlelight; but with what
  • unbounded astonishment did he see all those bottles, and basins, and
  • articles of linen airing by the fire, and such-like furniture of a sick
  • chamber--all very clean and neat, but all quite different from anything
  • he had left there, when he went to bed! The atmosphere, too, filled
  • with a cool smell of herbs and vinegar; the floor newly sprinkled;
  • the--the what? The Marchioness?
  • Yes; playing cribbage with herself at the table. There she sat, intent
  • upon her game, coughing now and then in a subdued manner as if she
  • feared to disturb him--shuffling the cards, cutting, dealing, playing,
  • counting, pegging--going through all the mysteries of cribbage as if
  • she had been in full practice from her cradle! Mr Swiveller
  • contemplated these things for a short time, and suffering the curtain
  • to fall into its former position, laid his head on the pillow again.
  • ‘I’m dreaming,’ thought Richard, ‘that’s clear. When I went to bed, my
  • hands were not made of egg-shells; and now I can almost see through
  • ‘em. If this is not a dream, I have woke up, by mistake, in an Arabian
  • Night, instead of a London one. But I have no doubt I’m asleep. Not
  • the least.’
  • Here the small servant had another cough.
  • ‘Very remarkable!’ thought Mr Swiveller. ‘I never dreamt such a real
  • cough as that before. I don’t know, indeed, that I ever dreamt either
  • a cough or a sneeze. Perhaps it’s part of the philosophy of dreams
  • that one never does. There’s another--and another--I say!--I’m
  • dreaming rather fast!’
  • For the purpose of testing his real condition, Mr Swiveller, after some
  • reflection, pinched himself in the arm.
  • ‘Queerer still!’ he thought. ‘I came to bed rather plump than
  • otherwise, and now there’s nothing to lay hold of. I’ll take another
  • survey.’
  • The result of this additional inspection was, to convince Mr Swiveller
  • that the objects by which he was surrounded were real, and that he saw
  • them, beyond all question, with his waking eyes.
  • ‘It’s an Arabian Night; that’s what it is,’ said Richard. ‘I’m in
  • Damascus or Grand Cairo. The Marchioness is a Genie, and having had a
  • wager with another Genie about who is the handsomest young man alive,
  • and the worthiest to be the husband of the Princess of China, has
  • brought me away, room and all, to compare us together. Perhaps,’ said
  • Mr Swiveller, turning languidly round on his pillow, and looking on
  • that side of his bed which was next the wall, ‘the Princess may be
  • still--No, she’s gone.’
  • Not feeling quite satisfied with this explanation, as, even taking it
  • to be the correct one, it still involved a little mystery and doubt, Mr
  • Swiveller raised the curtain again, determined to take the first
  • favourable opportunity of addressing his companion. An occasion
  • presented itself. The Marchioness dealt, turned up a knave, and
  • omitted to take the usual advantage; upon which Mr Swiveller called out
  • as loud as he could--‘Two for his heels!’
  • The Marchioness jumped up quickly and clapped her hands. ‘Arabian
  • Night, certainly,’ thought Mr Swiveller; ‘they always clap their hands
  • instead of ringing the bell. Now for the two thousand black slaves,
  • with jars of jewels on their heads!’
  • It appeared, however, that she had only clapped her hands for joy; for
  • directly afterward she began to laugh, and then to cry; declaring, not
  • in choice Arabic but in familiar English, that she was ‘so glad, she
  • didn’t know what to do.’
  • ‘Marchioness,’ said Mr Swiveller, thoughtfully, ‘be pleased to draw
  • nearer. First of all, will you have the goodness to inform me where I
  • shall find my voice; and secondly, what has become of my flesh?’
  • The Marchioness only shook her head mournfully, and cried again;
  • whereupon Mr Swiveller (being very weak) felt his own eyes affected
  • likewise.
  • ‘I begin to infer, from your manner, and these appearances,
  • Marchioness,’ said Richard after a pause, and smiling with a trembling
  • lip, ‘that I have been ill.’
  • ‘You just have!’ replied the small servant, wiping her eyes. ‘And
  • haven’t you been a talking nonsense!’
  • ‘Oh!’ said Dick. ‘Very ill, Marchioness, have I been?’
  • ‘Dead, all but,’ replied the small servant. ‘I never thought you’d get
  • better. Thank Heaven you have!’
  • Mr Swiveller was silent for a long while. By and bye, he began to talk
  • again, inquiring how long he had been there.
  • ‘Three weeks to-morrow,’ replied the servant.
  • ‘Three what?’ said Dick.
  • ‘Weeks,’ returned the Marchioness emphatically; ‘three long, slow
  • weeks.’
  • The bare thought of having been in such extremity, caused Richard to
  • fall into another silence, and to lie flat down again, at his full
  • length. The Marchioness, having arranged the bed-clothes more
  • comfortably, and felt that his hands and forehead were quite cool--a
  • discovery that filled her with delight--cried a little more, and then
  • applied herself to getting tea ready, and making some thin dry toast.
  • While she was thus engaged, Mr Swiveller looked on with a grateful
  • heart, very much astonished to see how thoroughly at home she made
  • herself, and attributing this attention, in its origin, to Sally Brass,
  • whom, in his own mind, he could not thank enough. When the Marchioness
  • had finished her toasting, she spread a clean cloth on a tray, and
  • brought him some crisp slices and a great basin of weak tea, with which
  • (she said) the doctor had left word he might refresh himself when he
  • awoke. She propped him up with pillows, if not as skilfully as if she
  • had been a professional nurse all her life, at least as tenderly; and
  • looked on with unutterable satisfaction while the patient--stopping
  • every now and then to shake her by the hand--took his poor meal with an
  • appetite and relish, which the greatest dainties of the earth, under
  • any other circumstances, would have failed to provoke. Having cleared
  • away, and disposed everything comfortably about him again, she sat down
  • at the table to take her own tea.
  • ‘Marchioness,’ said Mr Swiveller, ‘how’s Sally?’
  • The small servant screwed her face into an expression of the very
  • uttermost entanglement of slyness, and shook her head.
  • ‘What, haven’t you seen her lately?’ said Dick.
  • ‘Seen her!’ cried the small servant. ‘Bless you, I’ve run away!’
  • Mr Swiveller immediately laid himself down again quite flat, and so
  • remained for about five minutes. By slow degrees he resumed his
  • sitting posture after that lapse of time, and inquired:
  • ‘And where do you live, Marchioness?’
  • ‘Live!’ cried the small servant. ‘Here!’
  • ‘Oh!’ said Mr Swiveller.
  • And with that he fell down flat again, as suddenly as if he had been
  • shot. Thus he remained, motionless and bereft of speech, until she had
  • finished her meal, put everything in its place, and swept the hearth;
  • when he motioned her to bring a chair to the bedside, and, being
  • propped up again, opened a farther conversation.
  • ‘And so,’ said Dick, ‘you have run away?’
  • ‘Yes,’ said the Marchioness, ‘and they’ve been a tizing of me.’
  • ‘Been--I beg your pardon,’ said Dick--‘what have they been doing?’
  • ‘Been a tizing of me--tizing you know--in the newspapers,’ rejoined the
  • Marchioness.
  • ‘Aye, aye,’ said Dick, ‘advertising?’
  • The small servant nodded, and winked. Her eyes were so red with waking
  • and crying, that the Tragic Muse might have winked with greater
  • consistency. And so Dick felt.
  • ‘Tell me,’ said he, ‘how it was that you thought of coming here.’
  • ‘Why, you see,’ returned the Marchioness, ‘when you was gone, I hadn’t
  • any friend at all, because the lodger he never come back, and I didn’t
  • know where either him or you was to be found, you know. But one
  • morning, when I was--’
  • ‘Was near a keyhole?’ suggested Mr Swiveller, observing that she
  • faltered.
  • ‘Well then,’ said the small servant, nodding; ‘when I was near the
  • office keyhole--as you see me through, you know--I heard somebody
  • saying that she lived here, and was the lady whose house you lodged at,
  • and that you was took very bad, and wouldn’t nobody come and take care
  • of you. Mr Brass, he says, “It’s no business of mine,” he says; and
  • Miss Sally, she says, “He’s a funny chap, but it’s no business of
  • mine;” and the lady went away, and slammed the door to, when she went
  • out, I can tell you. So I run away that night, and come here, and told
  • ‘em you was my brother, and they believed me, and I’ve been here ever
  • since.’
  • ‘This poor little Marchioness has been wearing herself to death!’ cried
  • Dick.
  • ‘No I haven’t,’ she returned, ‘not a bit of it. Don’t you mind about
  • me. I like sitting up, and I’ve often had a sleep, bless you, in one
  • of them chairs. But if you could have seen how you tried to jump out
  • o’ winder, and if you could have heard how you used to keep on singing
  • and making speeches, you wouldn’t have believed it--I’m so glad you’re
  • better, Mr Liverer.’
  • ‘Liverer indeed!’ said Dick thoughtfully. ‘It’s well I am a liverer.
  • I strongly suspect I should have died, Marchioness, but for you.’
  • At this point, Mr Swiveller took the small servant’s hand in his again,
  • and being, as we have seen, but poorly, might in struggling to express
  • his thanks have made his eyes as red as hers, but that she quickly
  • changed the theme by making him lie down, and urging him to keep very
  • quiet.
  • ‘The doctor,’ she told him, ‘said you was to be kept quite still, and
  • there was to be no noise nor nothing. Now, take a rest, and then we’ll
  • talk again. I’ll sit by you, you know. If you shut your eyes, perhaps
  • you’ll go to sleep. You’ll be all the better for it, if you do.’
  • The Marchioness, in saying these words, brought a little table to the
  • bedside, took her seat at it, and began to work away at the concoction
  • of some cooling drink, with the address of a score of chemists.
  • Richard Swiveller being indeed fatigued, fell into a slumber, and
  • waking in about half an hour, inquired what time it was.
  • ‘Just gone half after six,’ replied his small friend, helping him to
  • sit up again.
  • ‘Marchioness,’ said Richard, passing his hand over his forehead and
  • turning suddenly round, as though the subject but that moment flashed
  • upon him, ‘what has become of Kit?’
  • He had been sentenced to transportation for a great many years, she
  • said.
  • ‘Has he gone?’ asked Dick--‘his mother--how is she,--what has become of
  • her?’
  • His nurse shook her head, and answered that she knew nothing about
  • them. ‘But, if I thought,’ said she, very slowly, ‘that you’d keep
  • quiet, and not put yourself into another fever, I could tell you--but
  • I won’t now.’
  • ‘Yes, do,’ said Dick. ‘It will amuse me.’
  • ‘Oh! would it though!’ rejoined the small servant, with a horrified
  • look. ‘I know better than that. Wait till you’re better and then I’ll
  • tell you.’
  • Dick looked very earnestly at his little friend: and his eyes, being
  • large and hollow from illness, assisted the expression so much, that
  • she was quite frightened, and besought him not to think any more about
  • it. What had already fallen from her, however, had not only piqued his
  • curiosity, but seriously alarmed him, wherefore he urged her to tell
  • him the worst at once.
  • ‘Oh there’s no worst in it,’ said the small servant. ‘It hasn’t
  • anything to do with you.’
  • ‘Has it anything to do with--is it anything you heard through chinks or
  • keyholes--and that you were not intended to hear?’ asked Dick, in a
  • breathless state.
  • ‘Yes,’ replied the small servant.
  • ‘In--in Bevis Marks?’ pursued Dick hastily. ‘Conversations between
  • Brass and Sally?’
  • ‘Yes,’ cried the small servant again.
  • Richard Swiveller thrust his lank arm out of bed, and, gripping her by
  • the wrist and drawing her close to him, bade her out with it, and
  • freely too, or he would not answer for the consequences; being wholly
  • unable to endure the state of excitement and expectation. She, seeing
  • that he was greatly agitated, and that the effects of postponing her
  • revelation might be much more injurious than any that were likely to
  • ensue from its being made at once, promised compliance, on condition
  • that the patient kept himself perfectly quiet, and abstained from
  • starting up or tossing about.
  • ‘But if you begin to do that,’ said the small servant, ‘I’ll leave off.
  • And so I tell you.’
  • ‘You can’t leave off, till you have gone on,’ said Dick. ‘And do go
  • on, there’s a darling. Speak, sister, speak. Pretty Polly say. Oh
  • tell me when, and tell me where, pray Marchioness, I beseech you!’
  • Unable to resist these fervent adjurations, which Richard Swiveller
  • poured out as passionately as if they had been of the most solemn and
  • tremendous nature, his companion spoke thus:
  • ‘Well! Before I run away, I used to sleep in the kitchen--where we
  • played cards, you know. Miss Sally used to keep the key of the kitchen
  • door in her pocket, and she always come down at night to take away the
  • candle and rake out the fire. When she had done that, she left me to
  • go to bed in the dark, locked the door on the outside, put the key in
  • her pocket again, and kept me locked up till she come down in the
  • morning--very early I can tell you--and let me out. I was terrible
  • afraid of being kept like this, because if there was a fire, I thought
  • they might forget me and only take care of themselves you know. So,
  • whenever I see an old rusty key anywhere, I picked it up and tried if
  • it would fit the door, and at last I found in the dust cellar a key
  • that did fit it.’
  • Here, Mr Swiveller made a violent demonstration with his legs. But the
  • small servant immediately pausing in her talk, he subsided again, and
  • pleading a momentary forgetfulness of their compact, entreated her to
  • proceed.
  • ‘They kept me very short,’ said the small servant. ‘Oh! you can’t
  • think how short they kept me! So I used to come out at night after
  • they’d gone to bed, and feel about in the dark for bits of biscuit, or
  • sangwitches that you’d left in the office, or even pieces of orange
  • peel to put into cold water and make believe it was wine. Did you ever
  • taste orange peel and water?’
  • Mr Swiveller replied that he had never tasted that ardent liquor; and
  • once more urged his friend to resume the thread of her narrative.
  • ‘If you make believe very much, it’s quite nice,’ said the small
  • servant, ‘but if you don’t, you know, it seems as if it would bear a
  • little more seasoning, certainly. Well, sometimes I used to come out
  • after they’d gone to bed, and sometimes before, you know; and one or
  • two nights before there was all that precious noise in the office--when
  • the young man was took, I mean--I come upstairs while Mr Brass and Miss
  • Sally was a-sittin’ at the office fire; and I tell you the truth, that
  • I come to listen again, about the key of the safe.’
  • Mr Swiveller gathered up his knees so as to make a great cone of the
  • bedclothes, and conveyed into his countenance an expression of the
  • utmost concern. But the small servant pausing, and holding up her
  • finger, the cone gently disappeared, though the look of concern did not.
  • ‘There was him and her,’ said the small servant, ‘a-sittin’ by the
  • fire, and talking softly together. Mr Brass says to Miss Sally, “Upon
  • my word,” he says “it’s a dangerous thing, and it might get us into a
  • world of trouble, and I don’t half like it.” She says--you know her
  • way--she says, “You’re the chickenest-hearted, feeblest, faintest man I
  • ever see, and I think,” she says, “that I ought to have been the
  • brother, and you the sister. Isn’t Quilp,” she says, “our principal
  • support?” “He certainly is,” says Mr Brass, “And an’t we,” she says,
  • “constantly ruining somebody or other in the way of business?” “We
  • certainly are,” says Mr Brass. “Then does it signify,” she says,
  • “about ruining this Kit when Quilp desires it?” “It certainly does not
  • signify,” says Mr Brass. Then they whispered and laughed for a long
  • time about there being no danger if it was well done, and then Mr Brass
  • pulls out his pocket-book, and says, “Well,” he says, “here it
  • is--Quilp’s own five-pound note. We’ll agree that way, then,” he says.
  • “Kit’s coming to-morrow morning, I know. While he’s up-stairs, you’ll
  • get out of the way, and I’ll clear off Mr Richard. Having Kit alone,
  • I’ll hold him in conversation, and put this property in his hat. I’ll
  • manage so, besides,” he says, “that Mr Richard shall find it there, and
  • be the evidence. And if that don’t get Christopher out of Mr Quilp’s
  • way, and satisfy Mr Quilp’s grudges,” he says, “the Devil’s in it.”
  • Miss Sally laughed, and said that was the plan, and as they seemed to
  • be moving away, and I was afraid to stop any longer, I went down-stairs
  • again.--There!’
  • The small servant had gradually worked herself into as much agitation
  • as Mr Swiveller, and therefore made no effort to restrain him when he
  • sat up in bed and hastily demanded whether this story had been told to
  • anybody.
  • ‘How could it be?’ replied his nurse. ‘I was almost afraid to think
  • about it, and hoped the young man would be let off. When I heard ‘em
  • say they had found him guilty of what he didn’t do, you was gone, and
  • so was the lodger--though I think I should have been frightened to tell
  • him, even if he’d been there. Ever since I come here, you’ve been out
  • of your senses, and what would have been the good of telling you then?’
  • ‘Marchioness,’ said Mr Swiveller, plucking off his nightcap and
  • flinging it to the other end of the room; ‘if you’ll do me the favour
  • to retire for a few minutes and see what sort of a night it is, I’ll
  • get up.’
  • ‘You mustn’t think of such a thing,’ cried his nurse.
  • ‘I must indeed,’ said the patient, looking round the room.
  • ‘Whereabouts are my clothes?’
  • ‘Oh, I’m so glad--you haven’t got any,’ replied the Marchioness.
  • ‘Ma’am!’ said Mr Swiveller, in great astonishment.
  • ‘I’ve been obliged to sell them, every one, to get the things that was
  • ordered for you. But don’t take on about that,’ urged the Marchioness,
  • as Dick fell back upon his pillow. ‘You’re too weak to stand, indeed.’
  • ‘I am afraid,’ said Richard dolefully, ‘that you’re right. What ought
  • I to do! what is to be done!’
  • It naturally occurred to him on very little reflection, that the first
  • step to take would be to communicate with one of the Mr Garlands
  • instantly. It was very possible that Mr Abel had not yet left the
  • office. In as little time as it takes to tell it, the small servant
  • had the address in pencil on a piece of paper; a verbal description of
  • father and son, which would enable her to recognise either, without
  • difficulty; and a special caution to be shy of Mr Chuckster, in
  • consequence of that gentleman’s known antipathy to Kit. Armed with
  • these slender powers, she hurried away, commissioned to bring either
  • old Mr Garland or Mr Abel, bodily, to that apartment.
  • ‘I suppose,’ said Dick, as she closed the door slowly, and peeped into
  • the room again, to make sure that he was comfortable, ‘I suppose
  • there’s nothing left--not so much as a waistcoat even?’
  • ‘No, nothing.’
  • ‘It’s embarrassing,’ said Mr Swiveller, ‘in case of fire--even an
  • umbrella would be something--but you did quite right, dear Marchioness.
  • I should have died without you!’
  • CHAPTER 65
  • It was well for the small servant that she was of a sharp, quick
  • nature, or the consequence of sending her out alone, from the very
  • neighbourhood in which it was most dangerous for her to appear, would
  • probably have been the restoration of Miss Sally Brass to the supreme
  • authority over her person. Not unmindful of the risk she ran, however,
  • the Marchioness no sooner left the house than she dived into the first
  • dark by-way that presented itself, and, without any present reference
  • to the point to which her journey tended, made it her first business to
  • put two good miles of brick and mortar between herself and Bevis Marks.
  • When she had accomplished this object, she began to shape her course
  • for the notary’s office, to which--shrewdly inquiring of apple-women
  • and oyster-sellers at street-corners, rather than in lighted shops or
  • of well-dressed people, at the hazard of attracting notice--she easily
  • procured a direction. As carrier-pigeons, on being first let loose in
  • a strange place, beat the air at random for a short time before darting
  • off towards the spot for which they are designed, so did the
  • Marchioness flutter round and round until she believed herself in
  • safety, and then bear swiftly down upon the port for which she was
  • bound.
  • She had no bonnet--nothing on her head but a great cap which, in some
  • old time, had been worn by Sally Brass, whose taste in head-dresses
  • was, as we have seen, peculiar--and her speed was rather retarded than
  • assisted by her shoes, which, being extremely large and slipshod, flew
  • off every now and then, and were difficult to find again, among the
  • crowd of passengers. Indeed, the poor little creature experienced so
  • much trouble and delay from having to grope for these articles of dress
  • in mud and kennel, and suffered in these researches so much jostling,
  • pushing, squeezing and bandying from hand to hand, that by the time she
  • reached the street in which the notary lived, she was fairly worn out
  • and exhausted, and could not refrain from tears.
  • But to have got there at last was a great comfort, especially as there
  • were lights still burning in the office window, and therefore some hope
  • that she was not too late. So the Marchioness dried her eyes with the
  • backs of her hands, and, stealing softly up the steps, peeped in
  • through the glass door.
  • Mr Chuckster was standing behind the lid of his desk, making such
  • preparations towards finishing off for the night, as pulling down his
  • wristbands and pulling up his shirt-collar, settling his neck more
  • gracefully in his stock, and secretly arranging his whiskers by the aid
  • of a little triangular bit of looking glass. Before the ashes of the
  • fire stood two gentlemen, one of whom she rightly judged to be the
  • notary, and the other (who was buttoning his great-coat and was
  • evidently about to depart immediately) Mr Abel Garland.
  • Having made these observations, the small spy took counsel with
  • herself, and resolved to wait in the street until Mr Abel came out, as
  • there would be then no fear of having to speak before Mr Chuckster, and
  • less difficulty in delivering her message. With this purpose she
  • slipped out again, and crossing the road, sat down upon a door-step
  • just opposite.
  • She had hardly taken this position, when there came dancing up the
  • street, with his legs all wrong, and his head everywhere by turns, a
  • pony. This pony had a little phaeton behind him, and a man in it; but
  • neither man nor phaeton seemed to embarrass him in the least, as he
  • reared up on his hind legs, or stopped, or went on, or stood still
  • again, or backed, or went side-ways, without the smallest reference to
  • them--just as the fancy seized him, and as if he were the freest animal
  • in creation. When they came to the notary’s door, the man called out
  • in a very respectful manner, ‘Woa then’--intimating that if he might
  • venture to express a wish, it would be that they stopped there. The
  • pony made a moment’s pause; but, as if it occurred to him that to stop
  • when he was required might be to establish an inconvenient and
  • dangerous precedent, he immediately started off again, rattled at a
  • fast trot to the street corner, wheeled round, came back, and then
  • stopped of his own accord.
  • ‘Oh! you’re a precious creatur!’ said the man--who didn’t venture by
  • the bye to come out in his true colours until he was safe on the
  • pavement. ‘I wish I had the rewarding of you--I do.’
  • ‘What has he been doing?’ said Mr Abel, tying a shawl round his neck as
  • he came down the steps.
  • ‘He’s enough to fret a man’s heart out,’ replied the hostler. ‘He is
  • the most wicious rascal--Woa then, will you?’
  • ‘He’ll never stand still, if you call him names,’ said Mr Abel, getting
  • in, and taking the reins. ‘He’s a very good fellow if you know how to
  • manage him. This is the first time he has been out, this long while,
  • for he has lost his old driver and wouldn’t stir for anybody else, till
  • this morning. The lamps are right, are they? That’s well. Be here to
  • take him to-morrow, if you please. Good night!’
  • And, after one or two strange plunges, quite of his own invention, the
  • pony yielded to Mr Abel’s mildness, and trotted gently off.
  • All this time Mr Chuckster had been standing at the door, and the small
  • servant had been afraid to approach. She had nothing for it now,
  • therefore, but to run after the chaise, and to call to Mr Abel to stop.
  • Being out of breath when she came up with it, she was unable to make
  • him hear. The case was desperate; for the pony was quickening his
  • pace. The Marchioness hung on behind for a few moments, and, feeling
  • that she could go no farther, and must soon yield, clambered by a
  • vigorous effort into the hinder seat, and in so doing lost one of the
  • shoes for ever.
  • Mr Abel being in a thoughtful frame of mind, and having quite enough to
  • do to keep the pony going, went jogging on without looking round:
  • little dreaming of the strange figure that was close behind him, until
  • the Marchioness, having in some degree recovered her breath, and the
  • loss of her shoe, and the novelty of her position, uttered close into
  • his ear, the words--‘I say, Sir’--
  • He turned his head quickly enough then, and stopping the pony, cried,
  • with some trepidation, ‘God bless me, what is this!’
  • ‘Don’t be frightened, Sir,’ replied the still panting messenger. ‘Oh
  • I’ve run such a way after you!’
  • ‘What do you want with me?’ said Mr Abel. ‘How did you come here?’
  • ‘I got in behind,’ replied the Marchioness. ‘Oh please drive on,
  • sir--don’t stop--and go towards the City, will you? And oh do please
  • make haste, because it’s of consequence. There’s somebody wants to see
  • you there. He sent me to say would you come directly, and that he
  • knowed all about Kit, and could save him yet, and prove his innocence.’
  • ‘What do you tell me, child?’
  • ‘The truth, upon my word and honour I do. But please to drive on--
  • quick, please! I’ve been such a time gone, he’ll think I’m lost.’
  • Mr Abel involuntarily urged the pony forward. The pony, impelled by
  • some secret sympathy or some new caprice, burst into a great pace, and
  • neither slackened it, nor indulged in any eccentric performances, until
  • they arrived at the door of Mr Swiveller’s lodging, where, marvellous
  • to relate, he consented to stop when Mr Abel checked him.
  • ‘See! It’s the room up there,’ said the Marchioness, pointing to one
  • where there was a faint light. ‘Come!’
  • Mr Abel, who was one of the simplest and most retiring creatures in
  • existence, and naturally timid withal, hesitated; for he had heard of
  • people being decoyed into strange places to be robbed and murdered,
  • under circumstances very like the present, and, for anything he knew to
  • the contrary, by guides very like the Marchioness. His regard for Kit,
  • however, overcame every other consideration. So, entrusting Whisker to
  • the charge of a man who was lingering hard by in expectation of the
  • job, he suffered his companion to take his hand, and to lead him up the
  • dark and narrow stairs.
  • He was not a little surprised to find himself conducted into a
  • dimly-lighted sick chamber, where a man was sleeping tranquilly in bed.
  • ‘An’t it nice to see him lying there so quiet?’ said his guide, in an
  • earnest whisper. ‘Oh! you’d say it was, if you had only seen him two
  • or three days ago.’
  • Mr Abel made no answer, and, to say the truth, kept a long way from the
  • bed and very near the door. His guide, who appeared to understand his
  • reluctance, trimmed the candle, and taking it in her hand, approached
  • the bed. As she did so, the sleeper started up, and he recognised in
  • the wasted face the features of Richard Swiveller.
  • ‘Why, how is this?’ said Mr Abel kindly, as he hurried towards him.
  • ‘You have been ill?’
  • ‘Very,’ replied Dick. ‘Nearly dead. You might have chanced to hear of
  • your Richard on his bier, but for the friend I sent to fetch you.
  • Another shake of the hand, Marchioness, if you please. Sit down, Sir.’
  • Mr Abel seemed rather astonished to hear of the quality of his guide,
  • and took a chair by the bedside.
  • ‘I have sent for you, Sir,’ said Dick--‘but she told you on what
  • account?’
  • ‘She did. I am quite bewildered by all this. I really don’t know what
  • to say or think,’ replied Mr Abel.
  • ‘You’ll say that presently,’ retorted Dick. ‘Marchioness, take a seat
  • on the bed, will you? Now, tell this gentleman all that you told me;
  • and be particular. Don’t you speak another word, Sir.’
  • The story was repeated; it was, in effect, exactly the same as before,
  • without any deviation or omission. Richard Swiveller kept his eyes
  • fixed on his visitor during its narration, and directly it was
  • concluded, took the word again.
  • ‘You have heard it all, and you’ll not forget it. I’m too giddy and
  • too queer to suggest anything; but you and your friends will know what
  • to do. After this long delay, every minute is an age. If ever you
  • went home fast in your life, go home fast to-night. Don’t stop to say
  • one word to me, but go. She will be found here, whenever she’s wanted;
  • and as to me, you’re pretty sure to find me at home, for a week or two.
  • There are more reasons than one for that. Marchioness, a light! If
  • you lose another minute in looking at me, sir, I’ll never forgive you!’
  • Mr Abel needed no more remonstrance or persuasion. He was gone in an
  • instant; and the Marchioness, returning from lighting him down-stairs,
  • reported that the pony, without any preliminary objection whatever, had
  • dashed away at full gallop.
  • ‘That’s right!’ said Dick; ‘and hearty of him; and I honour him from
  • this time. But get some supper and a mug of beer, for I am sure you
  • must be tired. Do have a mug of beer. It will do me as much good to
  • see you take it as if I might drink it myself.’
  • Nothing but this assurance could have prevailed upon the small nurse to
  • indulge in such a luxury. Having eaten and drunk to Mr Swiveller’s
  • extreme contentment, given him his drink, and put everything in neat
  • order, she wrapped herself in an old coverlet and lay down upon the rug
  • before the fire.
  • Mr Swiveller was by that time murmuring in his sleep, ‘Strew then, oh
  • strew, a bed of rushes. Here will we stay, till morning blushes. Good
  • night, Marchioness!’
  • CHAPTER 66
  • On awaking in the morning, Richard Swiveller became conscious, by slow
  • degrees, of whispering voices in his room. Looking out between the
  • curtains, he espied Mr Garland, Mr Abel, the notary, and the single
  • gentleman, gathered round the Marchioness, and talking to her with
  • great earnestness but in very subdued tones--fearing, no doubt, to
  • disturb him. He lost no time in letting them know that this precaution
  • was unnecessary, and all four gentlemen directly approached his
  • bedside. Old Mr Garland was the first to stretch out his hand, and
  • inquire how he felt.
  • Dick was about to answer that he felt much better, though still as weak
  • as need be, when his little nurse, pushing the visitors aside and
  • pressing up to his pillow as if in jealousy of their interference, set
  • his breakfast before him, and insisted on his taking it before he
  • underwent the fatigue of speaking or of being spoken to. Mr Swiveller,
  • who was perfectly ravenous, and had had, all night, amazingly distinct
  • and consistent dreams of mutton chops, double stout, and similar
  • delicacies, felt even the weak tea and dry toast such irresistible
  • temptations, that he consented to eat and drink on one condition.
  • ‘And that is,’ said Dick, returning the pressure of Mr Garland’s hand,
  • ‘that you answer me this question truly, before I take a bit or drop.
  • Is it too late?’
  • ‘For completing the work you began so well last night?’ returned the
  • old gentleman. ‘No. Set your mind at rest on that point. It is not,
  • I assure you.’
  • Comforted by this intelligence, the patient applied himself to his food
  • with a keen appetite, though evidently not with a greater zest in the
  • eating than his nurse appeared to have in seeing him eat. The manner
  • of this meal was this:--Mr Swiveller, holding the slice of toast or cup
  • of tea in his left hand, and taking a bite or drink, as the case might
  • be, constantly kept, in his right, one palm of the Marchioness tight
  • locked; and to shake, or even to kiss this imprisoned hand, he would
  • stop every now and then, in the very act of swallowing, with perfect
  • seriousness of intention, and the utmost gravity. As often as he put
  • anything into his mouth, whether for eating or drinking, the face of
  • the Marchioness lighted up beyond all description; but whenever he gave
  • her one or other of these tokens of recognition, her countenance became
  • overshadowed, and she began to sob. Now, whether she was in her
  • laughing joy, or in her crying one, the Marchioness could not help
  • turning to the visitors with an appealing look, which seemed to say,
  • ‘You see this fellow--can I help this?’--and they, being thus made, as
  • it were, parties to the scene, as regularly answered by another look,
  • ‘No. Certainly not.’ This dumb-show, taking place during the whole
  • time of the invalid’s breakfast, and the invalid himself, pale and
  • emaciated, performing no small part in the same, it may be fairly
  • questioned whether at any meal, where no word, good or bad, was spoken
  • from beginning to end, so much was expressed by gestures in themselves
  • so slight and unimportant.
  • At length--and to say the truth before very long--Mr Swiveller had
  • despatched as much toast and tea as in that stage of his recovery it
  • was discreet to let him have. But the cares of the Marchioness did not
  • stop here; for, disappearing for an instant and presently returning
  • with a basin of fair water, she laved his face and hands, brushed his
  • hair, and in short made him as spruce and smart as anybody under such
  • circumstances could be made; and all this, in as brisk and
  • business-like a manner, as if he were a very little boy, and she his
  • grown-up nurse. To these various attentions, Mr Swiveller submitted in
  • a kind of grateful astonishment beyond the reach of language. When
  • they were at last brought to an end, and the Marchioness had withdrawn
  • into a distant corner to take her own poor breakfast (cold enough by
  • that time), he turned his face away for some few moments, and shook
  • hands heartily with the air.
  • ‘Gentlemen,’ said Dick, rousing himself from this pause, and turning
  • round again, ‘you’ll excuse me. Men who have been brought so low as I
  • have been, are easily fatigued. I am fresh again now, and fit for
  • talking. We’re short of chairs here, among other trifles, but if
  • you’ll do me the favour to sit upon the bed--’
  • ‘What can we do for you?’ said Mr Garland, kindly.
  • ‘If you could make the Marchioness yonder, a Marchioness, in real,
  • sober earnest,’ returned Dick, ‘I’d thank you to get it done off-hand.
  • But as you can’t, and as the question is not what you will do for me,
  • but what you will do for somebody else who has a better claim upon you,
  • pray sir let me know what you intend doing.’
  • ‘It’s chiefly on that account that we have come just now,’ said the
  • single gentleman, ‘for you will have another visitor presently. We
  • feared you would be anxious unless you knew from ourselves what steps
  • we intended to take, and therefore came to you before we stirred in the
  • matter.’
  • ‘Gentlemen,’ returned Dick, ‘I thank you. Anybody in the helpless
  • state that you see me in, is naturally anxious. Don’t let me interrupt
  • you, sir.’
  • ‘Then, you see, my good fellow,’ said the single gentleman, ‘that while
  • we have no doubt whatever of the truth of this disclosure, which has so
  • providentially come to light--’
  • ‘Meaning hers?’ said Dick, pointing towards the Marchioness.
  • ‘--Meaning hers, of course. While we have no doubt of that, or that a
  • proper use of it would procure the poor lad’s immediate pardon and
  • liberation, we have a great doubt whether it would, by itself, enable
  • us to reach Quilp, the chief agent in this villany. I should tell you
  • that this doubt has been confirmed into something very nearly
  • approaching certainty by the best opinions we have been enabled, in
  • this short space of time, to take upon the subject. You’ll agree with
  • us, that to give him even the most distant chance of escape, if we
  • could help it, would be monstrous. You say with us, no doubt, if
  • somebody must escape, let it be any one but he.’
  • ‘Yes,’ returned Dick, ‘certainly. That is if somebody must--but upon
  • my word, I’m unwilling that anybody should. Since laws were made for
  • every degree, to curb vice in others as well as in me--and so forth
  • you know--doesn’t it strike you in that light?’
  • The single gentleman smiled as if the light in which Mr Swiveller had
  • put the question were not the clearest in the world, and proceeded to
  • explain that they contemplated proceeding by stratagem in the first
  • instance; and that their design was to endeavour to extort a confession
  • from the gentle Sarah.
  • ‘When she finds how much we know, and how we know it,’ he said, ‘and
  • that she is clearly compromised already, we are not without strong
  • hopes that we may be enabled through her means to punish the other two
  • effectually. If we could do that, she might go scot-free for aught I
  • cared.’
  • Dick received this project in anything but a gracious manner,
  • representing with as much warmth as he was then capable of showing,
  • that they would find the old buck (meaning Sarah) more difficult to
  • manage than Quilp himself--that, for any tampering, terrifying, or
  • cajolery, she was a very unpromising and unyielding subject--that she
  • was of a kind of brass not easily melted or moulded into shape--in
  • short, that they were no match for her, and would be signally defeated.
  • But it was in vain to urge them to adopt some other course. The single
  • gentleman has been described as explaining their joint intentions, but
  • it should have been written that they all spoke together; that if any
  • one of them by chance held his peace for a moment, he stood gasping and
  • panting for an opportunity to strike in again: in a word, that they had
  • reached that pitch of impatience and anxiety where men can neither be
  • persuaded nor reasoned with; and that it would have been as easy to
  • turn the most impetuous wind that ever blew, as to prevail on them to
  • reconsider their determination. So, after telling Mr Swiveller how
  • they had not lost sight of Kit’s mother and the children; how they had
  • never once even lost sight of Kit himself, but had been unremitting in
  • their endeavours to procure a mitigation of his sentence; how they had
  • been perfectly distracted between the strong proofs of his guilt, and
  • their own fading hopes of his innocence; and how he, Richard Swiveller,
  • might keep his mind at rest, for everything should be happily adjusted
  • between that time and night;--after telling him all this, and adding a
  • great many kind and cordial expressions, personal to himself, which it
  • is unnecessary to recite, Mr Garland, the notary, and the single
  • gentleman, took their leaves at a very critical time, or Richard
  • Swiveller must assuredly have been driven into another fever, whereof
  • the results might have been fatal.
  • Mr Abel remained behind, very often looking at his watch and at the
  • room door, until Mr Swiveller was roused from a short nap, by the
  • setting-down on the landing-place outside, as from the shoulders of a
  • porter, of some giant load, which seemed to shake the house, and made
  • the little physic bottles on the mantel-shelf ring again. Directly
  • this sound reached his ears, Mr Abel started up, and hobbled to the
  • door, and opened it; and behold! there stood a strong man, with a
  • mighty hamper, which, being hauled into the room and presently
  • unpacked, disgorged such treasures as tea, and coffee, and wine, and
  • rusks, and oranges, and grapes, and fowls ready trussed for boiling,
  • and calves’-foot jelly, and arrow-root, and sago, and other delicate
  • restoratives, that the small servant, who had never thought it possible
  • that such things could be, except in shops, stood rooted to the spot in
  • her one shoe, with her mouth and eyes watering in unison, and her power
  • of speech quite gone. But, not so Mr Abel; or the strong man who
  • emptied the hamper, big as it was, in a twinkling; and not so the nice
  • old lady, who appeared so suddenly that she might have come out of the
  • hamper too (it was quite large enough), and who, bustling about on
  • tiptoe and without noise--now here, now there, now everywhere at
  • once--began to fill out the jelly in tea-cups, and to make chicken
  • broth in small saucepans, and to peel oranges for the sick man and to
  • cut them up in little pieces, and to ply the small servant with glasses
  • of wine and choice bits of everything until more substantial meat could
  • be prepared for her refreshment. The whole of which appearances were
  • so unexpected and bewildering, that Mr Swiveller, when he had taken two
  • oranges and a little jelly, and had seen the strong man walk off with
  • the empty basket, plainly leaving all that abundance for his use and
  • benefit, was fain to lie down and fall asleep again, from sheer
  • inability to entertain such wonders in his mind.
  • Meanwhile, the single gentleman, the Notary, and Mr Garland, repaired
  • to a certain coffee-house, and from that place indited and sent a
  • letter to Miss Sally Brass, requesting her, in terms mysterious and
  • brief, to favour an unknown friend who wished to consult her, with her
  • company there, as speedily as possible. The communication performed
  • its errand so well, that within ten minutes of the messenger’s return
  • and report of its delivery, Miss Brass herself was announced.
  • ‘Pray ma’am,’ said the single gentleman, whom she found alone in the
  • room, ‘take a chair.’
  • Miss Brass sat herself down, in a very stiff and frigid state, and
  • seemed--as indeed she was--not a little astonished to find that the
  • lodger and her mysterious correspondent were one and the same person.
  • ‘You did not expect to see me?’ said the single gentleman.
  • ‘I didn’t think much about it,’ returned the beauty. ‘I supposed it
  • was business of some kind or other. If it’s about the apartments, of
  • course you’ll give my brother regular notice, you know--or money.
  • That’s very easily settled. You’re a responsible party, and in such a
  • case lawful money and lawful notice are pretty much the same.’
  • ‘I am obliged to you for your good opinion,’ retorted the single
  • gentleman, ‘and quite concur in these sentiments. But that is not the
  • subject on which I wish to speak with you.’
  • ‘Oh!’ said Sally. ‘Then just state the particulars, will you? I
  • suppose it’s professional business?’
  • ‘Why, it is connected with the law, certainly.’
  • ‘Very well,’ returned Miss Brass. ‘My brother and I are just the same.
  • I can take any instructions, or give you any advice.’
  • ‘As there are other parties interested besides myself,’ said the single
  • gentleman, rising and opening the door of an inner room, ‘we had better
  • confer together. Miss Brass is here, gentlemen.’
  • Mr Garland and the Notary walked in, looking very grave; and, drawing up
  • two chairs, one on each side of the single gentleman, formed a kind of
  • fence round the gentle Sarah, and penned her into a corner. Her brother
  • Sampson under such circumstances would certainly have evinced some
  • confusion or anxiety, but she--all composure--pulled out the tin box,
  • and calmly took a pinch of snuff.
  • ‘Miss Brass,’ said the Notary, taking the word at this crisis, ‘we
  • professional people understand each other, and, when we choose, can say
  • what we have to say, in very few words. You advertised a runaway
  • servant, the other day?’
  • ‘Well,’ returned Miss Sally, with a sudden flush overspreading her
  • features, ‘what of that?’
  • ‘She is found, ma’am,’ said the Notary, pulling out his
  • pocket-handkerchief with a flourish. ‘She is found.’
  • ‘Who found her?’ demanded Sarah hastily.
  • ‘We did, ma’am--we three. Only last night, or you would have heard
  • from us before.’
  • ‘And now I have heard from you,’ said Miss Brass, folding her arms as
  • though she were about to deny something to the death, ‘what have you
  • got to say? Something you have got into your heads about her, of
  • course. Prove it, will you--that’s all. Prove it. You have found
  • her, you say. I can tell you (if you don’t know it) that you have
  • found the most artful, lying, pilfering, devilish little minx that was
  • ever born.--Have you got her here?’ she added, looking sharply round.
  • ‘No, she is not here at present,’ returned the Notary. ‘But she is
  • quite safe.’
  • ‘Ha!’ cried Sally, twitching a pinch of snuff out of her box, as
  • spitefully as if she were in the very act of wrenching off the small
  • servant’s nose; ‘she shall be safe enough from this time, I warrant
  • you.’
  • ‘I hope so,’ replied the Notary. ‘Did it occur to you for the first
  • time, when you found she had run away, that there were two keys to your
  • kitchen door?’
  • Miss Sally took another pinch, and putting her head on one side, looked
  • at her questioner, with a curious kind of spasm about her mouth, but
  • with a cunning aspect of immense expression.
  • ‘Two keys,’ repeated the Notary; ‘one of which gave her the
  • opportunities of roaming through the house at nights when you supposed
  • her fast locked up, and of overhearing confidential
  • consultations--among others, that particular conference, to be
  • described to-day before a justice, which you will have an opportunity
  • of hearing her relate; that conference which you and Mr Brass held
  • together, on the night before that most unfortunate and innocent young
  • man was accused of robbery, by a horrible device of which I will only
  • say that it may be characterised by the epithets which you have applied
  • to this wretched little witness, and by a few stronger ones besides.’
  • Sally took another pinch. Although her face was wonderfully composed,
  • it was apparent that she was wholly taken by surprise, and that what
  • she had expected to be taxed with, in connection with her small
  • servant, was something very different from this.
  • ‘Come, come, Miss Brass,’ said the Notary, ‘you have great command of
  • feature, but you feel, I see, that by a chance which never entered your
  • imagination, this base design is revealed, and two of its plotters must
  • be brought to justice. Now, you know the pains and penalties you are
  • liable to, and so I need not dilate upon them, but I have a proposal to
  • make to you. You have the honour of being sister to one of the
  • greatest scoundrels unhung; and, if I may venture to say so to a lady,
  • you are in every respect quite worthy of him. But connected with you
  • two is a third party, a villain of the name of Quilp, the prime mover
  • of the whole diabolical device, who I believe to be worse than either.
  • For his sake, Miss Brass, do us the favour to reveal the whole history
  • of this affair. Let me remind you that your doing so, at our instance,
  • will place you in a safe and comfortable position--your present one is
  • not desirable--and cannot injure your brother; for against him and you
  • we have quite sufficient evidence (as you hear) already. I will not
  • say to you that we suggest this course in mercy (for, to tell you the
  • truth, we do not entertain any regard for you), but it is a necessity
  • to which we are reduced, and I recommend it to you as a matter of the
  • very best policy. Time,’ said Mr Witherden, pulling out his watch, ‘in
  • a business like this, is exceedingly precious. Favour us with your
  • decision as speedily as possible, ma’am.’
  • With a smile upon her face, and looking at each of the three by turns,
  • Miss Brass took two or three more pinches of snuff, and having by this
  • time very little left, travelled round and round the box with her
  • forefinger and thumb, scraping up another. Having disposed of this
  • likewise and put the box carefully in her pocket, she said,--
  • ‘I am to accept or reject at once, am I?’
  • ‘Yes,’ said Mr Witherden.
  • The charming creature was opening her lips to speak in reply, when the
  • door was hastily opened too, and the head of Sampson Brass was thrust
  • into the room.
  • ‘Excuse me,’ said the gentleman hastily. ‘Wait a bit!’
  • So saying, and quite indifferent to the astonishment his presence
  • occasioned, he crept in, shut the door, kissed his greasy glove as
  • servilely as if it were the dust, and made a most abject bow.
  • ‘Sarah,’ said Brass, ‘hold your tongue if you please, and let me speak.
  • Gentlemen, if I could express the pleasure it gives me to see three
  • such men in a happy unity of feeling and concord of sentiment, I think
  • you would hardly believe me. But though I am unfortunate--nay,
  • gentlemen, criminal, if we are to use harsh expressions in a company
  • like this--still, I have my feelings like other men. I have heard of a
  • poet, who remarked that feelings were the common lot of all. If he
  • could have been a pig, gentlemen, and have uttered that sentiment, he
  • would still have been immortal.’
  • ‘If you’re not an idiot,’ said Miss Brass harshly, ‘hold your peace.’
  • ‘Sarah, my dear,’ returned her brother, ‘thank you. But I know what I
  • am about, my love, and will take the liberty of expressing myself
  • accordingly. Mr Witherden, Sir, your handkerchief is hanging out of
  • your pocket--would you allow me to--,
  • As Mr Brass advanced to remedy this accident, the Notary shrunk from
  • him with an air of disgust. Brass, who over and above his usual
  • prepossessing qualities, had a scratched face, a green shade over one
  • eye, and a hat grievously crushed, stopped short, and looked round with
  • a pitiful smile.
  • ‘He shuns me,’ said Sampson, ‘even when I would, as I may say, heap
  • coals of fire upon his head. Well! Ah! But I am a falling house, and
  • the rats (if I may be allowed the expression in reference to a
  • gentleman I respect and love beyond everything) fly from me!
  • Gentlemen--regarding your conversation just now, I happened to see my
  • sister on her way here, and, wondering where she could be going to, and
  • being--may I venture to say?--naturally of a suspicious turn, followed
  • her. Since then, I have been listening.’
  • ‘If you’re not mad,’ interposed Miss Sally, ‘stop there, and say no
  • more.’
  • ‘Sarah, my dear,’ rejoined Brass with undiminished politeness, ‘I thank
  • you kindly, but will still proceed. Mr Witherden, sir, as we have the
  • honour to be members of the same profession--to say nothing of that
  • other gentleman having been my lodger, and having partaken, as one may
  • say, of the hospitality of my roof--I think you might have given me the
  • refusal of this offer in the first instance. I do indeed. Now, my
  • dear Sir,’ cried Brass, seeing that the Notary was about to interrupt
  • him, ‘suffer me to speak, I beg.’
  • Mr Witherden was silent, and Brass went on.
  • ‘If you will do me the favour,’ he said, holding up the green shade,
  • and revealing an eye most horribly discoloured, ‘to look at this, you
  • will naturally inquire, in your own minds, how did I get it. If you
  • look from that, to my face, you will wonder what could have been the
  • cause of all these scratches. And if from them to my hat, how it came
  • into the state in which you see it. Gentlemen,’ said Brass, striking
  • the hat fiercely with his clenched hand, ‘to all these questions I
  • answer--Quilp!’
  • The three gentlemen looked at each other, but said nothing.
  • ‘I say,’ pursued Brass, glancing aside at his sister, as though he were
  • talking for her information, and speaking with a snarling malignity, in
  • violent contrast to his usual smoothness, ‘that I answer to all these
  • questions,--Quilp--Quilp, who deludes me into his infernal den, and
  • takes a delight in looking on and chuckling while I scorch, and burn,
  • and bruise, and maim myself--Quilp, who never once, no never once, in
  • all our communications together, has treated me otherwise than as a
  • dog--Quilp, whom I have always hated with my whole heart, but never so
  • much as lately. He gives me the cold shoulder on this very matter as
  • if he had had nothing to do with it, instead of being the first to
  • propose it. I can’t trust him. In one of his howling, raving, blazing
  • humours, I believe he’d let it out, if it was murder, and never think
  • of himself so long as he could terrify me. Now,’ said Brass, picking
  • up his hat again and replacing the shade over his eye, and actually
  • crouching down, in the excess of his servility, ‘what does all this
  • lead to?--what should you say it led me to, gentlemen?--could you guess
  • at all near the mark?’
  • Nobody spoke. Brass stood smirking for a little while, as if he had
  • propounded some choice conundrum; and then said:
  • ‘To be short with you, then, it leads me to this. If the truth has
  • come out, as it plainly has in a manner that there’s no standing up
  • against--and a very sublime and grand thing is Truth, gentlemen, in its
  • way, though like other sublime and grand things, such as thunder-storms
  • and that, we’re not always over and above glad to see it--I had better
  • turn upon this man than let this man turn upon me. It’s clear to me
  • that I am done for. Therefore, if anybody is to split, I had better be
  • the person and have the advantage of it. Sarah, my dear, comparatively
  • speaking you’re safe. I relate these circumstances for my own profit.’
  • With that, Mr Brass, in a great hurry, revealed the whole story;
  • bearing as heavily as possible on his amiable employer, and making
  • himself out to be rather a saint-like and holy character, though
  • subject--he acknowledged--to human weaknesses. He concluded thus:
  • ‘Now, gentlemen, I am not a man who does things by halves. Being in
  • for a penny, I am ready, as the saying is, to be in for a pound. You
  • must do with me what you please, and take me where you please. If you
  • wish to have this in writing, we’ll reduce it into manuscript
  • immediately. You will be tender with me, I am sure. I am quite
  • confident you will be tender with me. You are men of honour, and have
  • feeling hearts. I yielded from necessity to Quilp, for though
  • necessity has no law, she has her lawyers. I yield to you from
  • necessity too; from policy besides; and because of feelings that have
  • been a pretty long time working within me. Punish Quilp, gentlemen.
  • Weigh heavily upon him. Grind him down. Tread him under foot. He has
  • done as much by me, for many and many a day.’
  • Having now arrived at the conclusion of his discourse, Sampson checked
  • the current of his wrath, kissed his glove again, and smiled as only
  • parasites and cowards can.
  • ‘And this,’ said Miss Brass, raising her head, with which she had
  • hitherto sat resting on her hands, and surveying him from head to foot
  • with a bitter sneer, ‘this is my brother, is it! This is my brother,
  • that I have worked and toiled for, and believed to have had something
  • of the man in him!’
  • ‘Sarah, my dear,’ returned Sampson, rubbing his hands feebly; ‘you
  • disturb our friends. Besides you--you’re disappointed, Sarah, and, not
  • knowing what you say, expose yourself.’
  • ‘Yes, you pitiful dastard,’ retorted the lovely damsel, ‘I understand
  • you. You feared that I should be beforehand with you. But do you
  • think that I would have been enticed to say a word! I’d have scorned
  • it, if they had tried and tempted me for twenty years.’
  • ‘He he!’ simpered Brass, who, in his deep debasement, really seemed to
  • have changed sexes with his sister, and to have made over to her any
  • spark of manliness he might have possessed. ‘You think so, Sarah, you
  • think so perhaps; but you would have acted quite different, my good
  • fellow. You will not have forgotten that it was a maxim with
  • Foxey--our revered father, gentlemen--“Always suspect everybody.”
  • That’s the maxim to go through life with! If you were not actually
  • about to purchase your own safety when I showed myself, I suspect you’d
  • have done it by this time. And therefore I’ve done it myself, and
  • spared you the trouble as well as the shame. The shame, gentlemen,’
  • added Brass, allowing himself to be slightly overcome, ‘if there is
  • any, is mine. It’s better that a female should be spared it.’
  • With deference to the better opinion of Mr Brass, and more particularly
  • to the authority of his Great Ancestor, it may be doubted, with
  • humility, whether the elevating principle laid down by the latter
  • gentleman, and acted upon by his descendant, is always a prudent one,
  • or attended in practice with the desired results. This is, beyond
  • question, a bold and presumptuous doubt, inasmuch as many distinguished
  • characters, called men of the world, long-headed customers, knowing
  • dogs, shrewd fellows, capital hands at business, and the like, have
  • made, and do daily make, this axiom their polar star and compass.
  • Still, the doubt may be gently insinuated. And in illustration it may
  • be observed, that if Mr Brass, not being over-suspicious, had, without
  • prying and listening, left his sister to manage the conference on their
  • joint behalf, or prying and listening, had not been in such a mighty
  • hurry to anticipate her (which he would not have been, but for his
  • distrust and jealousy), he would probably have found himself much
  • better off in the end. Thus, it will always happen that these men of
  • the world, who go through it in armour, defend themselves from quite as
  • much good as evil; to say nothing of the inconvenience and absurdity of
  • mounting guard with a microscope at all times, and of wearing a coat of
  • mail on the most innocent occasions.
  • The three gentlemen spoke together apart, for a few moments. At the
  • end of their consultation, which was very brief, the Notary pointed to
  • the writing materials on the table, and informed Mr Brass that if he
  • wished to make any statement in writing, he had the opportunity of
  • doing so. At the same time he felt bound to tell him that they would
  • require his attendance, presently, before a justice of the peace, and
  • that in what he did or said, he was guided entirely by his own
  • discretion.
  • ‘Gentlemen,’ said Brass, drawing off his glove, and crawling in spirit
  • upon the ground before them, ‘I will justify the tenderness with which
  • I know I shall be treated; and as, without tenderness, I should, now
  • that this discovery has been made, stand in the worst position of the
  • three, you may depend upon it I will make a clean breast. Mr
  • Witherden, sir, a kind of faintness is upon my spirits--if you would
  • do me the favour to ring the bell and order up a glass of something
  • warm and spicy, I shall, notwithstanding what has passed, have a
  • melancholy pleasure in drinking your good health. I had hoped,’ said
  • Brass, looking round with a mournful smile, ‘to have seen you three
  • gentlemen, one day or another, with your legs under the mahogany in my
  • humble parlour in the Marks. But hopes are fleeting. Dear me!’
  • Mr Brass found himself so exceedingly affected, at this point, that he
  • could say or do nothing more until some refreshment arrived. Having
  • partaken of it, pretty freely for one in his agitated state, he sat
  • down to write.
  • The lovely Sarah, now with her arms folded, and now with her hands
  • clasped behind her, paced the room with manly strides while her brother
  • was thus employed, and sometimes stopped to pull out her snuff-box and
  • bite the lid. She continued to pace up and down until she was quite
  • tired, and then fell asleep on a chair near the door.
  • It has been since supposed, with some reason, that this slumber was a
  • sham or feint, as she contrived to slip away unobserved in the dusk of
  • the afternoon. Whether this was an intentional and waking departure,
  • or a somnambulistic leave-taking and walking in her sleep, may remain a
  • subject of contention; but, on one point (and indeed the main one) all
  • parties are agreed. In whatever state she walked away, she certainly
  • did not walk back again.
  • Mention having been made of the dusk of the afternoon, it will be
  • inferred that Mr Brass’s task occupied some time in the completion. It
  • was not finished until evening; but, being done at last, that worthy
  • person and the three friends adjourned in a hackney-coach to the
  • private office of a justice, who, giving Mr Brass a warm reception and
  • detaining him in a secure place that he might insure to himself the
  • pleasure of seeing him on the morrow, dismissed the others with the
  • cheering assurance that a warrant could not fail to be granted next day
  • for the apprehension of Mr Quilp, and that a proper application and
  • statement of all the circumstances to the secretary of state (who was
  • fortunately in town), would no doubt procure Kit’s free pardon and
  • liberation without delay.
  • And now, indeed, it seemed that Quilp’s malignant career was drawing to
  • a close, and that retribution, which often travels slowly--especially
  • when heaviest--had tracked his footsteps with a sure and certain scent
  • and was gaining on him fast. Unmindful of her stealthy tread, her
  • victim holds his course in fancied triumph. Still at his heels she
  • comes, and once afoot, is never turned aside!
  • Their business ended, the three gentlemen hastened back to the lodgings
  • of Mr Swiveller, whom they found progressing so favourably in his
  • recovery as to have been able to sit up for half an hour, and to have
  • conversed with cheerfulness. Mrs Garland had gone home some time
  • since, but Mr Abel was still sitting with him. After telling him all
  • they had done, the two Mr Garlands and the single gentleman, as if by
  • some previous understanding, took their leaves for the night, leaving
  • the invalid alone with the Notary and the small servant.
  • ‘As you are so much better,’ said Mr Witherden, sitting down at the
  • bedside, ‘I may venture to communicate to you a piece of news which has
  • come to me professionally.’
  • The idea of any professional intelligence from a gentleman connected
  • with legal matters, appeared to afford Richard any-thing but a pleasing
  • anticipation. Perhaps he connected it in his own mind with one or two
  • outstanding accounts, in reference to which he had already received
  • divers threatening letters. His countenance fell as he replied,
  • ‘Certainly, sir. I hope it’s not anything of a very disagreeable
  • nature, though?’
  • ‘If I thought it so, I should choose some better time for communicating
  • it,’ replied the Notary. ‘Let me tell you, first, that my friends who
  • have been here to-day, know nothing of it, and that their kindness to
  • you has been quite spontaneous and with no hope of return. It may do a
  • thoughtless, careless man, good, to know that.’
  • Dick thanked him, and said he hoped it would.
  • ‘I have been making some inquiries about you,’ said Mr Witherden,
  • ‘little thinking that I should find you under such circumstances as
  • those which have brought us together. You are the nephew of Rebecca
  • Swiveller, spinster, deceased, of Cheselbourne in Dorsetshire.’
  • ‘Deceased!’ cried Dick.
  • ‘Deceased. If you had been another sort of nephew, you would have come
  • into possession (so says the will, and I see no reason to doubt it) of
  • five-and-twenty thousand pounds. As it is, you have fallen into an
  • annuity of one hundred and fifty pounds a year; but I think I may
  • congratulate you even upon that.’
  • ‘Sir,’ said Dick, sobbing and laughing together, ‘you may. For, please
  • God, we’ll make a scholar of the poor Marchioness yet! And she shall
  • walk in silk attire, and siller have to spare, or may I never rise from
  • this bed again!’
  • CHAPTER 67
  • Unconscious of the proceedings faithfully narrated in the last chapter,
  • and little dreaming of the mine which had been sprung beneath him (for,
  • to the end that he should have no warning of the business a-foot, the
  • profoundest secrecy was observed in the whole transaction), Mr Quilp
  • remained shut up in his hermitage, undisturbed by any suspicion, and
  • extremely well satisfied with the result of his machinations. Being
  • engaged in the adjustment of some accounts--an occupation to which the
  • silence and solitude of his retreat were very favourable--he had not
  • strayed from his den for two whole days. The third day of his devotion
  • to this pursuit found him still hard at work, and little disposed to
  • stir abroad.
  • It was the day next after Mr Brass’s confession, and consequently, that
  • which threatened the restriction of Mr Quilp’s liberty, and the abrupt
  • communication to him of some very unpleasant and unwelcome facts.
  • Having no intuitive perception of the cloud which lowered upon his
  • house, the dwarf was in his ordinary state of cheerfulness; and, when
  • he found he was becoming too much engrossed by business with a due
  • regard to his health and spirits, he varied its monotonous routine with
  • a little screeching, or howling, or some other innocent relaxation of
  • that nature.
  • He was attended, as usual, by Tom Scott, who sat crouching over the
  • fire after the manner of a toad, and, from time to time, when his
  • master’s back was turned, imitating his grimaces with a fearful
  • exactness. The figure-head had not yet disappeared, but remained in
  • its old place. The face, horribly seared by the frequent application
  • of the red-hot poker, and further ornamented by the insertion, in the
  • tip of the nose, of a tenpenny nail, yet smiled blandly in its less
  • lacerated parts, and seemed, like a sturdy martyr, to provoke its
  • tormentor to the commission of new outrages and insults.
  • The day, in the highest and brightest quarters of the town, was damp,
  • dark, cold and gloomy. In that low and marshy spot, the fog filled
  • every nook and corner with a thick dense cloud. Every object was
  • obscure at one or two yards’ distance. The warning lights and fires
  • upon the river were powerless beneath this pall, and, but for a raw and
  • piercing chillness in the air, and now and then the cry of some
  • bewildered boatman as he rested on his oars and tried to make out where
  • he was, the river itself might have been miles away.
  • The mist, though sluggish and slow to move, was of a keenly searching
  • kind. No muffling up in furs and broadcloth kept it out. It seemed to
  • penetrate into the very bones of the shrinking wayfarers, and to rack
  • them with cold and pains. Everything was wet and clammy to the touch.
  • The warm blaze alone defied it, and leaped and sparkled merrily. It
  • was a day to be at home, crowding about the fire, telling stories of
  • travellers who had lost their way in such weather on heaths and moors;
  • and to love a warm hearth more than ever.
  • The dwarf’s humour, as we know, was to have a fireside to himself; and
  • when he was disposed to be convivial, to enjoy himself alone. By no
  • means insensible to the comfort of being within doors, he ordered Tom
  • Scott to pile the little stove with coals, and, dismissing his work for
  • that day, determined to be jovial.
  • To this end, he lighted up fresh candles and heaped more fuel on the
  • fire; and having dined off a beefsteak, which he cooked himself in
  • somewhat of a savage and cannibal-like manner, brewed a great bowl of
  • hot punch, lighted his pipe, and sat down to spend the evening.
  • At this moment, a low knocking at the cabin-door arrested his
  • attention. When it had been twice or thrice repeated, he softly opened
  • the little window, and thrusting his head out, demanded who was there.
  • ‘Only me, Quilp,’ replied a woman’s voice.
  • ‘Only you!’ cried the dwarf, stretching his neck to obtain a better
  • view of his visitor. ‘And what brings you here, you jade? How dare
  • you approach the ogre’s castle, eh?’
  • ‘I have come with some news,’ rejoined his spouse. ‘Don’t be angry
  • with me.’
  • ‘Is it good news, pleasant news, news to make a man skip and snap his
  • fingers?’ said the dwarf. ‘Is the dear old lady dead?’
  • ‘I don’t know what news it is, or whether it’s good or bad,’ rejoined
  • his wife.
  • ‘Then she’s alive,’ said Quilp, ‘and there’s nothing the matter with
  • her. Go home again, you bird of evil note, go home!’
  • ‘I have brought a letter,’ cried the meek little woman.
  • ‘Toss it in at the window here, and go your ways,’ said Quilp,
  • interrupting her, ‘or I’ll come out and scratch you.’
  • ‘No, but please, Quilp--do hear me speak,’ urged his submissive wife,
  • in tears. ‘Please do!’
  • ‘Speak then,’ growled the dwarf with a malicious grin. ‘Be quick and
  • short about it. Speak, will you?’
  • ‘It was left at our house this afternoon,’ said Mrs Quilp, trembling,
  • ‘by a boy who said he didn’t know from whom it came, but that it was
  • given to him to leave, and that he was told to say it must be brought
  • on to you directly, for it was of the very greatest consequence.--But
  • please,’ she added, as her husband stretched out his hand for it,
  • ‘please let me in. You don’t know how wet and cold I am, or how many
  • times I have lost my way in coming here through this thick fog. Let me
  • dry myself at the fire for five minutes. I’ll go away directly you
  • tell me to, Quilp. Upon my word I will.’
  • Her amiable husband hesitated for a few moments; but, bethinking
  • himself that the letter might require some answer, of which she could
  • be the bearer, closed the window, opened the door, and bade her enter.
  • Mrs Quilp obeyed right willingly, and, kneeling down before the fire to
  • warm her hands, delivered into his a little packet.
  • ‘I’m glad you’re wet,’ said Quilp, snatching it, and squinting at her.
  • ‘I’m glad you’re cold. I’m glad you lost your way. I’m glad your eyes
  • are red with crying. It does my heart good to see your little nose so
  • pinched and frosty.’
  • ‘Oh Quilp!’ sobbed his wife. ‘How cruel it is of you!’
  • ‘Did she think I was dead?’ said Quilp, wrinkling his face into a most
  • extraordinary series of grimaces. ‘Did she think she was going to have
  • all the money, and to marry somebody she liked? Ha ha ha! Did she?’
  • These taunts elicited no reply from the poor little woman, who remained
  • on her knees, warming her hands, and sobbing, to Mr Quilp’s great
  • delight. But, just as he was contemplating her, and chuckling
  • excessively, he happened to observe that Tom Scott was delighted too;
  • wherefore, that he might have no presumptuous partner in his glee, the
  • dwarf instantly collared him, dragged him to the door, and after a
  • short scuffle, kicked him into the yard. In return for this mark of
  • attention, Tom immediately walked upon his hands to the window, and--if
  • the expression be allowable--looked in with his shoes: besides
  • rattling his feet upon the glass like a Banshee upside down. As a
  • matter of course, Mr Quilp lost no time in resorting to the infallible
  • poker, with which, after some dodging and lying in ambush, he paid his
  • young friend one or two such unequivocal compliments that he vanished
  • precipitately, and left him in quiet possession of the field.
  • ‘So! That little job being disposed of,’ said the dwarf, coolly, ‘I’ll
  • read my letter. Humph!’ he muttered, looking at the direction. ‘I
  • ought to know this writing. Beautiful Sally!’
  • Opening it, he read, in a fair, round, legal hand, as follows:
  • ‘Sammy has been practised upon, and has broken confidence. It has all
  • come out. You had better not be in the way, for strangers are going to
  • call upon you. They have been very quiet as yet, because they mean to
  • surprise you. Don’t lose time. I didn’t. I am not to be found
  • anywhere. If I was you, I wouldn’t either. S. B., late of B. M.’
  • To describe the changes that passed over Quilp’s face, as he read this
  • letter half-a-dozen times, would require some new language: such, for
  • power of expression, as was never written, read, or spoken. For a long
  • time he did not utter one word; but, after a considerable interval,
  • during which Mrs Quilp was almost paralysed with the alarm his looks
  • engendered, he contrived to gasp out,
  • ‘If I had him here. If I only had him here--’
  • ‘Oh Quilp!’ said his wife, ‘what’s the matter? Who are you angry with?’
  • ‘--I should drown him,’ said the dwarf, not heeding her. ‘Too easy a
  • death, too short, too quick--but the river runs close at hand. Oh! if
  • I had him here! just to take him to the brink coaxingly and
  • pleasantly,--holding him by the button-hole--joking with him,--and,
  • with a sudden push, to send him splashing down! Drowning men come to
  • the surface three times they say. Ah! To see him those three times,
  • and mock him as his face came bobbing up,--oh, what a rich treat that
  • would be!’
  • ‘Quilp!’ stammered his wife, venturing at the same time to touch him on
  • the shoulder: ‘what has gone wrong?’
  • She was so terrified by the relish with which he pictured this pleasure
  • to himself that she could scarcely make herself intelligible.
  • ‘Such a bloodless cur!’ said Quilp, rubbing his hands very slowly, and
  • pressing them tight together. ‘I thought his cowardice and servility
  • were the best guarantee for his keeping silence. Oh Brass, Brass--my
  • dear, good, affectionate, faithful, complimentary, charming friend--if
  • I only had you here!’
  • His wife, who had retreated lest she should seem to listen to these
  • mutterings, ventured to approach him again, and was about to speak,
  • when he hurried to the door, and called Tom Scott, who, remembering his
  • late gentle admonition, deemed it prudent to appear immediately.
  • ‘There!’ said the dwarf, pulling him in. ‘Take her home. Don’t come
  • here to-morrow, for this place will be shut up. Come back no more till
  • you hear from me or see me. Do you mind?’
  • Tom nodded sulkily, and beckoned Mrs Quilp to lead the way.
  • ‘As for you,’ said the dwarf, addressing himself to her, ‘ask no
  • questions about me, make no search for me, say nothing concerning me.
  • I shall not be dead, mistress, and that’ll comfort you. He’ll take
  • care of you.’
  • ‘But, Quilp? What is the matter? Where are you going? Do say
  • something more?’
  • ‘I’ll say that,’ said the dwarf, seizing her by the arm, ‘and do that
  • too, which undone and unsaid would be best for you, unless you go
  • directly.’
  • ‘Has anything happened?’ cried his wife. ‘Oh! Do tell me that?’
  • ‘Yes,’ snarled the dwarf. ‘No. What matter which? I have told you
  • what to do. Woe betide you if you fail to do it, or disobey me by a
  • hair’s breadth. Will you go!’
  • ‘I am going, I’ll go directly; but,’ faltered his wife, ‘answer me one
  • question first. Has this letter any connexion with dear little Nell?
  • I must ask you that--I must indeed, Quilp. You cannot think what days
  • and nights of sorrow I have had through having once deceived that
  • child. I don’t know what harm I may have brought about, but, great or
  • little, I did it for you, Quilp. My conscience misgave me when I did
  • it. Do answer me this question, if you please?’
  • The exasperated dwarf returned no answer, but turned round and caught
  • up his usual weapon with such vehemence, that Tom Scott dragged his
  • charge away, by main force, and as swiftly as he could. It was well he
  • did so, for Quilp, who was nearly mad with rage, pursued them to the
  • neighbouring lane, and might have prolonged the chase but for the dense
  • mist which obscured them from his view and appeared to thicken every
  • moment.
  • ‘It will be a good night for travelling anonymously,’ he said, as he
  • returned slowly, being pretty well breathed with his run. ‘Stay. We
  • may look better here. This is too hospitable and free.’
  • By a great exertion of strength, he closed the two old gates, which
  • were deeply sunken in the mud, and barred them with a heavy beam. That
  • done, he shook his matted hair from about his eyes, and tried
  • them.--Strong and fast.
  • ‘The fence between this wharf and the next is easily climbed,’ said the
  • dwarf, when he had taken these precautions. ‘There’s a back lane, too,
  • from there. That shall be my way out. A man need know his road well,
  • to find it in this lovely place to-night. I need fear no unwelcome
  • visitors while this lasts, I think.’
  • Almost reduced to the necessity of groping his way with his hands (it
  • had grown so dark and the fog had so much increased), he returned to
  • his lair; and, after musing for some time over the fire, busied himself
  • in preparations for a speedy departure.
  • While he was collecting a few necessaries and cramming them into his
  • pockets, he never once ceased communing with himself in a low voice, or
  • unclenched his teeth, which he had ground together on finishing Miss
  • Brass’s note.
  • ‘Oh Sampson!’ he muttered, ‘good worthy creature--if I could but hug
  • you! If I could only fold you in my arms, and squeeze your ribs, as I
  • COULD squeeze them if I once had you tight--what a meeting there would
  • be between us! If we ever do cross each other again, Sampson, we’ll
  • have a greeting not easily to be forgotten, trust me. This time,
  • Sampson, this moment when all had gone on so well, was so nicely
  • chosen! It was so thoughtful of you, so penitent, so good. Oh, if we
  • were face to face in this room again, my white-livered man of law, how
  • well contented one of us would be!’
  • There he stopped; and raising the bowl of punch to his lips, drank a
  • long deep draught, as if it were fair water and cooling to his parched
  • mouth. Setting it down abruptly, and resuming his preparations, he
  • went on with his soliloquy.
  • ‘There’s Sally,’ he said, with flashing eyes; ‘the woman has spirit,
  • determination, purpose--was she asleep, or petrified? She could have
  • stabbed him--poisoned him safely. She might have seen this coming on.
  • Why does she give me notice when it’s too late? When he sat
  • there,--yonder there, over there,--with his white face, and red head,
  • and sickly smile, why didn’t I know what was passing in his heart? It
  • should have stopped beating, that night, if I had been in his secret,
  • or there are no drugs to lull a man to sleep, or no fire to burn him!’
  • Another draught from the bowl; and, cowering over the fire with a
  • ferocious aspect, he muttered to himself again.
  • ‘And this, like every other trouble and anxiety I have had of late
  • times, springs from that old dotard and his darling child--two wretched
  • feeble wanderers! I’ll be their evil genius yet. And you, sweet Kit,
  • honest Kit, virtuous, innocent Kit, look to yourself. Where I hate, I
  • bite. I hate you, my darling fellow, with good cause, and proud as you
  • are to-night, I’ll have my turn.----What’s that?’
  • A knocking at the gate he had closed. A loud and violent knocking.
  • Then, a pause; as if those who knocked had stopped to listen. Then,
  • the noise again, more clamorous and importunate than before.
  • ‘So soon!’ said the dwarf. ‘And so eager! I am afraid I shall disappoint
  • you. It’s well I’m quite prepared. Sally, I thank you!’
  • As he spoke, he extinguished the candle. In his impetuous attempts to
  • subdue the brightness of the fire, he overset the stove, which came
  • tumbling forward, and fell with a crash upon the burning embers it had
  • shot forth in its descent, leaving the room in pitchy darkness. The
  • noise at the gate still continuing, he felt his way to the door, and
  • stepped into the open air.
  • At that moment the knocking ceased. It was about eight o’clock; but
  • the dead of the darkest night would have been as noon-day in comparison
  • with the thick cloud which then rested upon the earth, and shrouded
  • everything from view. He darted forward for a few paces, as if into
  • the mouth of some dim, yawning cavern; then, thinking he had gone
  • wrong, changed the direction of his steps; then stood still, not
  • knowing where to turn.
  • ‘If they would knock again,’ said Quilp, trying to peer into the gloom
  • by which he was surrounded, ‘the sound might guide me! Come! Batter
  • the gate once more!’
  • He stood listening intently, but the noise was not renewed. Nothing
  • was to be heard in that deserted place, but, at intervals, the distant
  • barkings of dogs. The sound was far away--now in one quarter, now
  • answered in another--nor was it any guide, for it often came from
  • shipboard, as he knew.
  • ‘If I could find a wall or fence,’ said the dwarf, stretching out his
  • arms, and walking slowly on, ‘I should know which way to turn. A good,
  • black, devil’s night this, to have my dear friend here! If I had but
  • that wish, it might, for anything I cared, never be day again.’
  • As the word passed his lips, he staggered and fell--and next moment was
  • fighting with the cold dark water!
  • For all its bubbling up and rushing in his ears, he could hear the
  • knocking at the gate again--could hear a shout that followed it--could
  • recognise the voice. For all his struggling and plashing, he could
  • understand that they had lost their way, and had wandered back to the
  • point from which they started; that they were all but looking on, while
  • he was drowned; that they were close at hand, but could not make an
  • effort to save him; that he himself had shut and barred them out. He
  • answered the shout--with a yell, which seemed to make the hundred fires
  • that danced before his eyes tremble and flicker, as if a gust of wind
  • had stirred them. It was of no avail. The strong tide filled his
  • throat, and bore him on, upon its rapid current.
  • Another mortal struggle, and he was up again, beating the water with
  • his hands, and looking out, with wild and glaring eyes that showed him
  • some black object he was drifting close upon. The hull of a ship! He
  • could touch its smooth and slippery surface with his hand. One loud
  • cry, now--but the resistless water bore him down before he could give
  • it utterance, and, driving him under it, carried away a corpse.
  • It toyed and sported with its ghastly freight, now bruising it against
  • the slimy piles, now hiding it in mud or long rank grass, now dragging
  • it heavily over rough stones and gravel, now feigning to yield it to
  • its own element, and in the same action luring it away, until, tired of
  • the ugly plaything, it flung it on a swamp--a dismal place where
  • pirates had swung in chains through many a wintry night--and left it
  • there to bleach.
  • And there it lay alone. The sky was red with flame, and the water that
  • bore it there had been tinged with the sullen light as it flowed along.
  • The place the deserted carcass had left so recently, a living man, was
  • now a blazing ruin. There was something of the glare upon its face.
  • The hair, stirred by the damp breeze, played in a kind of mockery of
  • death--such a mockery as the dead man himself would have delighted in
  • when alive--about its head, and its dress fluttered idly in the night
  • wind.
  • CHAPTER 68
  • Lighted rooms, bright fires, cheerful faces, the music of glad voices,
  • words of love and welcome, warm hearts, and tears of happiness--what a
  • change is this! But it is to such delights that Kit is hastening.
  • They are awaiting him, he knows. He fears he will die of joy, before
  • he gets among them.
  • They have prepared him for this, all day. He is not to be carried off
  • to-morrow with the rest, they tell him first. By degrees they let him
  • know that doubts have arisen, that inquiries are to be made, and
  • perhaps he may be pardoned after all. At last, the evening being come,
  • they bring him to a room where some gentlemen are assembled. Foremost
  • among them is his good old master, who comes and takes him by the hand.
  • He hears that his innocence is established, and that he is pardoned.
  • He cannot see the speaker, but he turns towards the voice, and in
  • trying to answer, falls down insensible.
  • They recover him again, and tell him he must be composed, and bear this
  • like a man. Somebody says he must think of his poor mother. It is
  • because he does think of her so much, that the happy news had
  • overpowered him. They crowd about him, and tell him that the truth has
  • gone abroad, and that all the town and country ring with sympathy for
  • his misfortunes. He has no ears for this. His thoughts, as yet, have
  • no wider range than home. Does she know it? what did she say? who
  • told her? He can speak of nothing else.
  • They make him drink a little wine, and talk kindly to him for a while,
  • until he is more collected, and can listen, and thank them. He is free
  • to go. Mr Garland thinks, if he feels better, it is time they went
  • away. The gentlemen cluster round him, and shake hands with him. He
  • feels very grateful to them for the interest they have in him, and for
  • the kind promises they make; but the power of speech is gone again, and
  • he has much ado to keep his feet, even though leaning on his master’s
  • arm.
  • As they come through the dismal passages, some officers of the jail who
  • are in waiting there, congratulate him, in their rough way, on his
  • release. The newsmonger is of the number, but his manner is not quite
  • hearty--there is something of surliness in his compliments. He looks
  • upon Kit as an intruder, as one who has obtained admission to that
  • place on false pretences, who has enjoyed a privilege without being
  • duly qualified. He may be a very good sort of young man, he thinks,
  • but he has no business there, and the sooner he is gone, the better.
  • The last door shuts behind them. They have passed the outer wall, and
  • stand in the open air--in the street he has so often pictured to
  • himself when hemmed in by the gloomy stones, and which has been in all
  • his dreams. It seems wider and more busy than it used to be. The
  • night is bad, and yet how cheerful and gay in his eyes! One of the
  • gentlemen, in taking leave of him, pressed some money into his hand.
  • He has not counted it; but when they have gone a few paces beyond the
  • box for poor Prisoners, he hastily returns and drops it in.
  • Mr Garland has a coach waiting in a neighbouring street, and, taking
  • Kit inside with him, bids the man drive home. At first, they can only
  • travel at a foot pace, and then with torches going on before, because
  • of the heavy fog. But, as they get farther from the river, and leave
  • the closer portions of the town behind, they are able to dispense with
  • this precaution and to proceed at a brisker rate. On the road, hard
  • galloping would be too slow for Kit; but, when they are drawing near
  • their journey’s end, he begs they may go more slowly, and, when the
  • house appears in sight, that they may stop--only for a minute or two,
  • to give him time to breathe.
  • But there is no stopping then, for the old gentleman speaks stoutly to
  • him, the horses mend their pace, and they are already at the
  • garden-gate. Next minute, they are at the door. There is a noise of
  • tongues, and tread of feet, inside. It opens. Kit rushes in, and
  • finds his mother clinging round his neck.
  • And there, too, is the ever faithful Barbara’s mother, still holding
  • the baby as if she had never put it down since that sad day when they
  • little hoped to have such joy as this--there she is, Heaven bless her,
  • crying her eyes out, and sobbing as never woman sobbed before; and
  • there is little Barbara--poor little Barbara, so much thinner and so
  • much paler, and yet so very pretty--trembling like a leaf and
  • supporting herself against the wall; and there is Mrs Garland, neater
  • and nicer than ever, fainting away stone dead with nobody to help her;
  • and there is Mr Abel, violently blowing his nose, and wanting to
  • embrace everybody; and there is the single gentleman hovering round
  • them all, and constant to nothing for an instant; and there is that
  • good, dear, thoughtful little Jacob, sitting all alone by himself on
  • the bottom stair, with his hands on his knees like an old man, roaring
  • fearfully without giving any trouble to anybody; and each and all of
  • them are for the time clean out of their wits, and do jointly and
  • severally commit all manner of follies.
  • And even when the rest have in some measure come to themselves again,
  • and can find words and smiles, Barbara--that soft-hearted, gentle,
  • foolish little Barbara--is suddenly missed, and found to be in a swoon
  • by herself in the back parlour, from which swoon she falls into
  • hysterics, and from which hysterics into a swoon again, and is, indeed,
  • so bad, that despite a mortal quantity of vinegar and cold water she is
  • hardly a bit better at last than she was at first. Then, Kit’s mother
  • comes in and says, will he come and speak to her; and Kit says ‘Yes,’
  • and goes; and he says in a kind voice ‘Barbara!’ and Barbara’s mother
  • tells her that ‘it’s only Kit;’ and Barbara says (with her eyes closed
  • all the time) ‘Oh! but is it him indeed?’ and Barbara’s mother says ‘To
  • be sure it is, my dear; there’s nothing the matter now.’ And in
  • further assurance that he’s safe and sound, Kit speaks to her again;
  • and then Barbara goes off into another fit of laughter, and then into
  • another fit of crying; and then Barbara’s mother and Kit’s mother nod
  • to each other and pretend to scold her--but only to bring her to
  • herself the faster, bless you!--and being experienced matrons, and
  • acute at perceiving the first dawning symptoms of recovery, they
  • comfort Kit with the assurance that ‘she’ll do now,’ and so dismiss him
  • to the place from whence he came.
  • Well! In that place (which is the next room) there are decanters of
  • wine, and all that sort of thing, set out as grand as if Kit and his
  • friends were first-rate company; and there is little Jacob, walking, as
  • the popular phrase is, into a home-made plum-cake, at a most surprising
  • pace, and keeping his eye on the figs and oranges which are to follow,
  • and making the best use of his time, you may believe. Kit no sooner
  • comes in, than that single gentleman (never was such a busy gentleman)
  • charges all the glasses--bumpers--and drinks his health, and tells him
  • he shall never want a friend while he lives; and so does Mr Garland,
  • and so does Mrs Garland, and so does Mr Abel. But even this honour and
  • distinction is not all, for the single gentleman forthwith pulls out of
  • his pocket a massive silver watch--going hard, and right to half a
  • second--and upon the back of this watch is engraved Kit’s name, with
  • flourishes all over; and in short it is Kit’s watch, bought expressly
  • for him, and presented to him on the spot. You may rest assured that
  • Mr and Mrs Garland can’t help hinting about their present, in store,
  • and that Mr Abel tells outright that he has his; and that Kit is the
  • happiest of the happy.
  • There is one friend he has not seen yet, and as he cannot be
  • conveniently introduced into the family circle, by reason of his being
  • an iron-shod quadruped, Kit takes the first opportunity of slipping
  • away and hurrying to the stable. The moment he lays his hand upon the
  • latch, the pony neighs the loudest pony’s greeting; before he has
  • crossed the threshold, the pony is capering about his loose box (for he
  • brooks not the indignity of a halter), mad to give him welcome; and
  • when Kit goes up to caress and pat him, the pony rubs his nose against
  • his coat, and fondles him more lovingly than ever pony fondled man. It
  • is the crowning circumstance of his earnest, heartfelt reception; and
  • Kit fairly puts his arm round Whisker’s neck and hugs him.
  • But how comes Barbara to trip in there? and how smart she is again!
  • she has been at her glass since she recovered. How comes Barbara in
  • the stable, of all places in the world? Why, since Kit has been away,
  • the pony would take his food from nobody but her, and Barbara, you see,
  • not dreaming that Christopher was there, and just looking in, to see
  • that everything was right, has come upon him unawares. Blushing little
  • Barbara!
  • It may be that Kit has caressed the pony enough; it may be that there
  • are even better things to caress than ponies. He leaves him for
  • Barbara at any rate, and hopes she is better. Yes. Barbara is a great
  • deal better. She is afraid--and here Barbara looks down and blushes
  • more--that he must have thought her very foolish. ‘Not at all,’ says
  • Kit. Barbara is glad of that, and coughs--Hem!--just the slightest
  • cough possible--not more than that.
  • What a discreet pony when he chooses! He is as quiet now as if he were
  • of marble. He has a very knowing look, but that he always has. ‘We
  • have hardly had time to shake hands, Barbara,’ says Kit. Barbara gives
  • him hers. Why, she is trembling now! Foolish, fluttering Barbara!
  • Arm’s length? The length of an arm is not much. Barbara’s was not a
  • long arm, by any means, and besides, she didn’t hold it out straight,
  • but bent a little. Kit was so near her when they shook hands, that he
  • could see a small tiny tear, yet trembling on an eyelash. It was
  • natural that he should look at it, unknown to Barbara. It was natural
  • that Barbara should raise her eyes unconsciously, and find him out.
  • Was it natural that at that instant, without any previous impulse or
  • design, Kit should kiss Barbara? He did it, whether or no. Barbara
  • said ‘for shame,’ but let him do it too--twice. He might have done it
  • thrice, but the pony kicked up his heels and shook his head, as if he
  • were suddenly taken with convulsions of delight, and Barbara being
  • frightened, ran away--not straight to where her mother and Kit’s mother
  • were, though, lest they should see how red her cheeks were, and should
  • ask her why. Sly little Barbara!
  • When the first transports of the whole party had subsided, and Kit and
  • his mother, and Barbara and her mother, with little Jacob and the baby
  • to boot, had had their suppers together--which there was no hurrying
  • over, for they were going to stop there all night--Mr Garland called
  • Kit to him, and taking him into a room where they could be alone, told
  • him that he had something yet to say, which would surprise him greatly.
  • Kit looked so anxious and turned so pale on hearing this, that the old
  • gentleman hastened to add, he would be agreeably surprised; and asked
  • him if he would be ready next morning for a journey.
  • ‘For a journey, sir!’ cried Kit.
  • ‘In company with me and my friend in the next room. Can you guess its
  • purpose?’
  • Kit turned paler yet, and shook his head.
  • ‘Oh yes. I think you do already,’ said his master. ‘Try.’
  • Kit murmured something rather rambling and unintelligible, but he
  • plainly pronounced the words ‘Miss Nell,’ three or four times--shaking
  • his head while he did so, as if he would add that there was no hope of
  • that.
  • But Mr Garland, instead of saying ‘Try again,’ as Kit had made sure he
  • would, told him very seriously, that he had guessed right.
  • ‘The place of their retreat is indeed discovered,’ he said, ‘at last.
  • And that is our journey’s end.’
  • Kit faltered out such questions as, where was it, and how had it been
  • found, and how long since, and was she well and happy?
  • ‘Happy she is, beyond all doubt,’ said Mr Garland. ‘And well, I--I
  • trust she will be soon. She has been weak and ailing, as I learn, but
  • she was better when I heard this morning, and they were full of hope.
  • Sit you down, and you shall hear the rest.’
  • Scarcely venturing to draw his breath, Kit did as he was told. Mr
  • Garland then related to him, how he had a brother (of whom he would
  • remember to have heard him speak, and whose picture, taken when he was
  • a young man, hung in the best room), and how this brother lived a long
  • way off, in a country-place, with an old clergyman who had been his
  • early friend. How, although they loved each other as brothers should,
  • they had not met for many years, but had communicated by letter from
  • time to time, always looking forward to some period when they would
  • take each other by the hand once more, and still letting the Present
  • time steal on, as it was the habit for men to do, and suffering the
  • Future to melt into the Past. How this brother, whose temper was very
  • mild and quiet and retiring--such as Mr Abel’s--was greatly beloved by
  • the simple people among whom he dwelt, who quite revered the Bachelor
  • (for so they called him), and had every one experienced his charity and
  • benevolence. How even those slight circumstances had come to his
  • knowledge, very slowly and in course of years, for the Bachelor was one
  • of those whose goodness shuns the light, and who have more pleasure in
  • discovering and extolling the good deeds of others, than in trumpeting
  • their own, be they never so commendable. How, for that reason, he
  • seldom told them of his village friends; but how, for all that, his
  • mind had become so full of two among them--a child and an old man, to
  • whom he had been very kind--that, in a letter received a few days
  • before, he had dwelt upon them from first to last, and had told such a
  • tale of their wandering, and mutual love, that few could read it
  • without being moved to tears. How he, the recipient of that letter,
  • was directly led to the belief that these must be the very wanderers
  • for whom so much search had been made, and whom Heaven had directed to
  • his brother’s care. How he had written for such further information as
  • would put the fact beyond all doubt; how it had that morning arrived;
  • had confirmed his first impression into a certainty; and was the
  • immediate cause of that journey being planned, which they were to take
  • to-morrow.
  • ‘In the meantime,’ said the old gentleman rising, and laying his hand
  • on Kit’s shoulder, ‘you have a great need of rest; for such a day as
  • this would wear out the strongest man. Good night, and Heaven send our
  • journey may have a prosperous ending!’
  • CHAPTER 69
  • Kit was no sluggard next morning, but, springing from his bed some time
  • before day, began to prepare for his welcome expedition. The hurry of
  • spirits consequent upon the events of yesterday, and the unexpected
  • intelligence he had heard at night, had troubled his sleep through the
  • long dark hours, and summoned such uneasy dreams about his pillow that
  • it was best to rise.
  • But, had it been the beginning of some great labour with the same end
  • in view--had it been the commencement of a long journey, to be
  • performed on foot in that inclement season of the year, to be pursued
  • under very privation and difficulty, and to be achieved only with great
  • distress, fatigue, and suffering--had it been the dawn of some painful
  • enterprise, certain to task his utmost powers of resolution and
  • endurance, and to need his utmost fortitude, but only likely to end, if
  • happily achieved, in good fortune and delight to Nell--Kit’s cheerful
  • zeal would have been as highly roused: Kit’s ardour and impatience
  • would have been, at least, the same.
  • Nor was he alone excited and eager. Before he had been up a quarter of
  • an hour the whole house were astir and busy. Everybody hurried to do
  • something towards facilitating the preparations. The single gentleman,
  • it is true, could do nothing himself, but he overlooked everybody else
  • and was more locomotive than anybody. The work of packing and making
  • ready went briskly on, and by daybreak every preparation for the
  • journey was completed. Then Kit began to wish they had not been quite
  • so nimble; for the travelling-carriage which had been hired for the
  • occasion was not to arrive until nine o’clock, and there was nothing
  • but breakfast to fill up the intervening blank of one hour and a half.
  • Yes there was, though. There was Barbara. Barbara was busy, to be
  • sure, but so much the better--Kit could help her, and that would pass
  • away the time better than any means that could be devised. Barbara had
  • no objection to this arrangement, and Kit, tracking out the idea which
  • had come upon him so suddenly overnight, began to think that surely
  • Barbara was fond of him, and surely he was fond of Barbara.
  • Now, Barbara, if the truth must be told--as it must and ought to
  • be--Barbara seemed, of all the little household, to take least pleasure
  • in the bustle of the occasion; and when Kit, in the openness of his
  • heart, told her how glad and overjoyed it made him, Barbara became more
  • downcast still, and seemed to have even less pleasure in it than before!
  • ‘You have not been home so long, Christopher,’ said Barbara--and it is
  • impossible to tell how carelessly she said it--‘You have not been home
  • so long, that you need to be glad to go away again, I should think.’
  • ‘But for such a purpose,’ returned Kit. ‘To bring back Miss Nell! To
  • see her again! Only think of that! I am so pleased too, to think that
  • you will see her, Barbara, at last.’
  • Barbara did not absolutely say that she felt no gratification on this
  • point, but she expressed the sentiment so plainly by one little toss of
  • her head, that Kit was quite disconcerted, and wondered, in his
  • simplicity, why she was so cool about it.
  • ‘You’ll say she has the sweetest and beautifullest face you ever saw, I
  • know,’ said Kit, rubbing his hands. ‘I’m sure you’ll say that.’
  • Barbara tossed her head again.
  • ‘What’s the matter, Barbara?’ said Kit.
  • ‘Nothing,’ cried Barbara. And Barbara pouted--not sulkily, or in an
  • ugly manner, but just enough to make her look more cherry-lipped than
  • ever.
  • There is no school in which a pupil gets on so fast, as that in which
  • Kit became a scholar when he gave Barbara the kiss. He saw what
  • Barbara meant now--he had his lesson by heart all at once--she was the
  • book--there it was before him, as plain as print.
  • ‘Barbara,’ said Kit, ‘you’re not cross with me?’
  • Oh dear no! Why should Barbara be cross? And what right had she to be
  • cross? And what did it matter whether she was cross or not? Who
  • minded her!
  • ‘Why, I do,’ said Kit. ‘Of course I do.’
  • Barbara didn’t see why it was of course, at all.
  • Kit was sure she must. Would she think again?
  • Certainly, Barbara would think again. No, she didn’t see why it was of
  • course. She didn’t understand what Christopher meant. And besides she
  • was sure they wanted her up stairs by this time, and she must go,
  • indeed--
  • ‘No, but Barbara,’ said Kit, detaining her gently, ‘let us part
  • friends. I was always thinking of you, in my troubles. I should have
  • been a great deal more miserable than I was, if it hadn’t been for you.’
  • Goodness gracious, how pretty Barbara was when she coloured--and when
  • she trembled, like a little shrinking bird!
  • ‘I am telling you the truth, Barbara, upon my word, but not half so
  • strong as I could wish,’ said Kit. ‘When I want you to be pleased to
  • see Miss Nell, it’s only because I like you to be pleased with what
  • pleases me--that’s all. As to her, Barbara, I think I could almost die
  • to do her service, but you would think so too, if you knew her as I do.
  • I am sure you would.’
  • Barbara was touched, and sorry to have appeared indifferent.
  • ‘I have been used, you see,’ said Kit, ‘to talk and think of her,
  • almost as if she was an angel. When I look forward to meeting her
  • again, I think of her smiling as she used to do, and being glad to see
  • me, and putting out her hand and saying, “It’s my own old Kit,” or some
  • such words as those--like what she used to say. I think of seeing her
  • happy, and with friends about her, and brought up as she deserves, and
  • as she ought to be. When I think of myself, it’s as her old servant,
  • and one that loved her dearly, as his kind, good, gentle mistress; and
  • who would have gone--yes, and still would go--through any harm to serve
  • her. Once, I couldn’t help being afraid that if she came back with
  • friends about her she might forget, or be ashamed of having known, a
  • humble lad like me, and so might speak coldly, which would have cut me,
  • Barbara, deeper than I can tell. But when I came to think again, I
  • felt sure that I was doing her wrong in this; and so I went on, as I
  • did at first, hoping to see her once more, just as she used to be.
  • Hoping this, and remembering what she was, has made me feel as if I
  • would always try to please her, and always be what I should like to
  • seem to her if I was still her servant. If I’m the better for
  • that--and I don’t think I’m the worse--I am grateful to her for it, and
  • love and honour her the more. That’s the plain honest truth, dear
  • Barbara, upon my word it is!’
  • Little Barbara was not of a wayward or capricious nature, and, being
  • full of remorse, melted into tears. To what more conversation this
  • might have led, we need not stop to inquire; for the wheels of the
  • carriage were heard at that moment, and, being followed by a smart ring
  • at the garden gate, caused the bustle in the house, which had laid
  • dormant for a short time, to burst again into tenfold life and vigour.
  • Simultaneously with the travelling equipage, arrived Mr Chuckster in a
  • hackney cab, with certain papers and supplies of money for the single
  • gentleman, into whose hands he delivered them. This duty discharged,
  • he subsided into the bosom of the family; and, entertaining himself
  • with a strolling or peripatetic breakfast, watched, with genteel
  • indifference, the process of loading the carriage.
  • ‘Snobby’s in this, I see, Sir?’ he said to Mr Abel Garland. ‘I thought
  • he wasn’t in the last trip because it was expected that his presence
  • wouldn’t be acceptable to the ancient buffalo.’
  • ‘To whom, Sir?’ demanded Mr Abel.
  • ‘To the old gentleman,’ returned Mr Chuckster, slightly abashed.
  • ‘Our client prefers to take him now,’ said Mr Abel, drily. ‘There is
  • no longer any need for that precaution, as my father’s relationship to
  • a gentleman in whom the objects of his search have full confidence,
  • will be a sufficient guarantee for the friendly nature of their errand.’
  • ‘Ah!’ thought Mr Chuckster, looking out of window, ‘anybody but me!
  • Snobby before me, of course. He didn’t happen to take that particular
  • five-pound note, but I have not the smallest doubt that he’s always up
  • to something of that sort. I always said it, long before this came
  • out. Devilish pretty girl that! ‘Pon my soul, an amazing little
  • creature!’
  • Barbara was the subject of Mr Chuckster’s commendations; and as she was
  • lingering near the carriage (all being now ready for its departure),
  • that gentleman was suddenly seized with a strong interest in the
  • proceedings, which impelled him to swagger down the garden, and take up
  • his position at a convenient ogling distance. Having had great
  • experience of the sex, and being perfectly acquainted with all those
  • little artifices which find the readiest road to their hearts, Mr
  • Chuckster, on taking his ground, planted one hand on his hip, and with
  • the other adjusted his flowing hair. This is a favourite attitude in
  • the polite circles, and, accompanied with a graceful whistling, has
  • been known to do immense execution.
  • Such, however, is the difference between town and country, that nobody
  • took the smallest notice of this insinuating figure; the wretches being
  • wholly engaged in bidding the travellers farewell, in kissing hands to
  • each other, waving handkerchiefs, and the like tame and vulgar
  • practices. For now the single gentleman and Mr Garland were in the
  • carriage, and the post-boy was in the saddle, and Kit, well wrapped and
  • muffled up, was in the rumble behind; and Mrs Garland was there, and Mr
  • Abel was there, and Kit’s mother was there, and little Jacob was there,
  • and Barbara’s mother was visible in remote perspective, nursing the
  • ever-wakeful baby; and all were nodding, beckoning, curtseying, or
  • crying out, ‘Good bye!’ with all the energy they could express. In
  • another minute, the carriage was out of sight; and Mr Chuckster
  • remained alone on the spot where it had lately been, with a vision of
  • Kit standing up in the rumble waving his hand to Barbara, and of
  • Barbara in the full light and lustre of his eyes--his
  • eyes--Chuckster’s--Chuckster the successful--on whom ladies of quality
  • had looked with favour from phaetons in the parks on Sundays--waving
  • hers to Kit!
  • How Mr Chuckster, entranced by this monstrous fact, stood for some time
  • rooted to the earth, protesting within himself that Kit was the Prince
  • of felonious characters, and very Emperor or Great Mogul of Snobs, and
  • how he clearly traced this revolting circumstance back to that old
  • villany of the shilling, are matters foreign to our purpose; which is
  • to track the rolling wheels, and bear the travellers company on their
  • cold, bleak journey.
  • It was a bitter day. A keen wind was blowing, and rushed against them
  • fiercely: bleaching the hard ground, shaking the white frost from the
  • trees and hedges, and whirling it away like dust. But little cared Kit
  • for weather. There was a freedom and freshness in the wind, as it came
  • howling by, which, let it cut never so sharp, was welcome. As it swept
  • on with its cloud of frost, bearing down the dry twigs and boughs and
  • withered leaves, and carrying them away pell-mell, it seemed as though
  • some general sympathy had got abroad, and everything was in a hurry,
  • like themselves. The harder the gusts, the better progress they
  • appeared to make. It was a good thing to go struggling and fighting
  • forward, vanquishing them one by one; to watch them driving up,
  • gathering strength and fury as they came along; to bend for a moment,
  • as they whistled past; and then to look back and see them speed away,
  • their hoarse noise dying in the distance, and the stout trees cowering
  • down before them.
  • All day long, it blew without cessation. The night was clear and
  • starlit, but the wind had not fallen, and the cold was piercing.
  • Sometimes--towards the end of a long stage--Kit could not help wishing
  • it were a little warmer: but when they stopped to change horses, and he
  • had had a good run, and what with that, and the bustle of paying the
  • old postilion, and rousing the new one, and running to and fro again
  • until the horses were put to, he was so warm that the blood tingled and
  • smarted in his fingers’ ends--then, he felt as if to have it one
  • degree less cold would be to lose half the delight and glory of the
  • journey: and up he jumped again, right cheerily, singing to the merry
  • music of the wheels as they rolled away, and, leaving the townspeople
  • in their warm beds, pursued their course along the lonely road.
  • Meantime the two gentlemen inside, who were little disposed to sleep,
  • beguiled the time with conversation. As both were anxious and
  • expectant, it naturally turned upon the subject of their expedition, on
  • the manner in which it had been brought about, and on the hopes and
  • fears they entertained respecting it. Of the former they had many, of
  • the latter few--none perhaps beyond that indefinable uneasiness which
  • is inseparable from suddenly awakened hope, and protracted expectation.
  • In one of the pauses of their discourse, and when half the night had
  • worn away, the single gentleman, who had gradually become more and more
  • silent and thoughtful, turned to his companion and said abruptly:
  • ‘Are you a good listener?’
  • ‘Like most other men, I suppose,’ returned Mr Garland, smiling. ‘I can
  • be, if I am interested; and if not interested, I should still try to
  • appear so. Why do you ask?’
  • ‘I have a short narrative on my lips,’ rejoined his friend, ‘and will
  • try you with it. It is very brief.’
  • Pausing for no reply, he laid his hand on the old gentleman’s sleeve,
  • and proceeded thus:
  • ‘There were once two brothers, who loved each other dearly. There was
  • a disparity in their ages--some twelve years. I am not sure but they
  • may insensibly have loved each other the better for that reason. Wide
  • as the interval between them was, however, they became rivals too soon.
  • The deepest and strongest affection of both their hearts settled upon
  • one object.
  • ‘The youngest--there were reasons for his being sensitive and
  • watchful--was the first to find this out. I will not tell you what
  • misery he underwent, what agony of soul he knew, how great his mental
  • struggle was. He had been a sickly child. His brother, patient and
  • considerate in the midst of his own high health and strength, had many
  • and many a day denied himself the sports he loved, to sit beside his
  • couch, telling him old stories till his pale face lighted up with an
  • unwonted glow; to carry him in his arms to some green spot, where he
  • could tend the poor pensive boy as he looked upon the bright summer
  • day, and saw all nature healthy but himself; to be, in any way, his
  • fond and faithful nurse. I may not dwell on all he did, to make the
  • poor, weak creature love him, or my tale would have no end. But when
  • the time of trial came, the younger brother’s heart was full of those
  • old days. Heaven strengthened it to repay the sacrifices of
  • inconsiderate youth by one of thoughtful manhood. He left his brother
  • to be happy. The truth never passed his lips, and he quitted the
  • country, hoping to die abroad.
  • ‘The elder brother married her. She was in Heaven before long, and
  • left him with an infant daughter.
  • ‘If you have seen the picture-gallery of any one old family, you will
  • remember how the same face and figure--often the fairest and slightest
  • of them all--come upon you in different generations; and how you trace
  • the same sweet girl through a long line of portraits--never growing
  • old or changing--the Good Angel of the race--abiding by them in all
  • reverses--redeeming all their sins--
  • ‘In this daughter the mother lived again. You may judge with what
  • devotion he who lost that mother almost in the winning, clung to this
  • girl, her breathing image. She grew to womanhood, and gave her heart
  • to one who could not know its worth. Well! Her fond father could not
  • see her pine and droop. He might be more deserving than he thought
  • him. He surely might become so, with a wife like her. He joined their
  • hands, and they were married.
  • ‘Through all the misery that followed this union; through all the cold
  • neglect and undeserved reproach; through all the poverty he brought
  • upon her; through all the struggles of their daily life, too mean and
  • pitiful to tell, but dreadful to endure; she toiled on, in the deep
  • devotion of her spirit, and in her better nature, as only women can.
  • Her means and substance wasted; her father nearly beggared by her
  • husband’s hand, and the hourly witness (for they lived now under one
  • roof) of her ill-usage and unhappiness,--she never, but for him,
  • bewailed her fate. Patient, and upheld by strong affection to the
  • last, she died a widow of some three weeks’ date, leaving to her
  • father’s care two orphans; one a son of ten or twelve years old; the
  • other a girl--such another infant child--the same in helplessness, in
  • age, in form, in feature--as she had been herself when her young mother
  • died.
  • ‘The elder brother, grandfather to these two children, was now a broken
  • man; crushed and borne down, less by the weight of years than by the
  • heavy hand of sorrow. With the wreck of his possessions, he began to
  • trade--in pictures first, and then in curious ancient things. He had
  • entertained a fondness for such matters from a boy, and the tastes he
  • had cultivated were now to yield him an anxious and precarious
  • subsistence.
  • ‘The boy grew like his father in mind and person; the girl so like her
  • mother, that when the old man had her on his knee, and looked into her
  • mild blue eyes, he felt as if awakening from a wretched dream, and his
  • daughter were a little child again. The wayward boy soon spurned the
  • shelter of his roof, and sought associates more congenial to his taste.
  • The old man and the child dwelt alone together.
  • ‘It was then, when the love of two dead people who had been nearest and
  • dearest to his heart, was all transferred to this slight creature; when
  • her face, constantly before him, reminded him, from hour to hour, of
  • the too early change he had seen in such another--of all the
  • sufferings he had watched and known, and all his child had undergone;
  • when the young man’s profligate and hardened course drained him of
  • money as his father’s had, and even sometimes occasioned them temporary
  • privation and distress; it was then that there began to beset him, and
  • to be ever in his mind, a gloomy dread of poverty and want. He had no
  • thought for himself in this. His fear was for the child. It was a
  • spectre in his house, and haunted him night and day.
  • ‘The younger brother had been a traveller in many countries, and had
  • made his pilgrimage through life alone. His voluntary banishment had
  • been misconstrued, and he had borne (not without pain) reproach and
  • slight for doing that which had wrung his heart, and cast a mournful
  • shadow on his path. Apart from this, communication between him and the
  • elder was difficult, and uncertain, and often failed; still, it was not
  • so wholly broken off but that he learnt--with long blanks and gaps
  • between each interval of information--all that I have told you now.
  • ‘Then, dreams of their young, happy life--happy to him though laden
  • with pain and early care--visited his pillow yet oftener than before;
  • and every night, a boy again, he was at his brother’s side. With the
  • utmost speed he could exert, he settled his affairs; converted into
  • money all the goods he had; and, with honourable wealth enough for
  • both, with open heart and hand, with limbs that trembled as they bore
  • him on, with emotion such as men can hardly bear and live, arrived one
  • evening at his brother’s door!’
  • The narrator, whose voice had faltered lately, stopped.
  • ‘The rest,’ said Mr Garland, pressing his hand after a pause, ‘I know.’
  • ‘Yes,’ rejoined his friend, ‘we may spare ourselves the sequel. You
  • know the poor result of all my search. Even when by dint of such
  • inquiries as the utmost vigilance and sagacity could set on foot, we
  • found they had been seen with two poor travelling showmen--and in time
  • discovered the men themselves--and in time, the actual place of their
  • retreat; even then, we were too late. Pray God, we are not too late
  • again!’
  • ‘We cannot be,’ said Mr Garland. ‘This time we must succeed.’
  • ‘I have believed and hoped so,’ returned the other. ‘I try to believe
  • and hope so still. But a heavy weight has fallen on my spirits, my
  • good friend, and the sadness that gathers over me, will yield to
  • neither hope nor reason.’
  • ‘That does not surprise me,’ said Mr Garland; ‘it is a natural
  • consequence of the events you have recalled; of this dreary time and
  • place; and above all, of this wild and dismal night. A dismal night,
  • indeed! Hark! how the wind is howling!’
  • CHAPTER 70
  • Day broke, and found them still upon their way. Since leaving home,
  • they had halted here and there for necessary refreshment, and had
  • frequently been delayed, especially in the night time, by waiting for
  • fresh horses. They had made no other stoppages, but the weather
  • continued rough, and the roads were often steep and heavy. It would be
  • night again before they reached their place of destination.
  • Kit, all bluff and hardened with the cold, went on manfully; and,
  • having enough to do to keep his blood circulating, to picture to
  • himself the happy end of this adventurous journey, and to look about
  • him and be amazed at everything, had little spare time for thinking of
  • discomforts. Though his impatience, and that of his fellow-travellers,
  • rapidly increased as the day waned, the hours did not stand still. The
  • short daylight of winter soon faded away, and it was dark again when
  • they had yet many miles to travel.
  • As it grew dusk, the wind fell; its distant moanings were more low and
  • mournful; and, as it came creeping up the road, and rattling covertly
  • among the dry brambles on either hand, it seemed like some great
  • phantom for whom the way was narrow, whose garments rustled as it
  • stalked along. By degrees it lulled and died away, and then it came on
  • to snow.
  • The flakes fell fast and thick, soon covering the ground some inches
  • deep, and spreading abroad a solemn stillness. The rolling wheels were
  • noiseless, and the sharp ring and clatter of the horses’ hoofs, became
  • a dull, muffled tramp. The life of their progress seemed to be slowly
  • hushed, and something death-like to usurp its place.
  • Shading his eyes from the falling snow, which froze upon their lashes
  • and obscured his sight, Kit often tried to catch the earliest glimpse
  • of twinkling lights, denoting their approach to some not distant town.
  • He could descry objects enough at such times, but none correctly. Now,
  • a tall church spire appeared in view, which presently became a tree, a
  • barn, a shadow on the ground, thrown on it by their own bright lamps.
  • Now, there were horsemen, foot-passengers, carriages, going on before,
  • or meeting them in narrow ways; which, when they were close upon them,
  • turned to shadows too. A wall, a ruin, a sturdy gable end, would rise
  • up in the road; and, when they were plunging headlong at it, would be
  • the road itself. Strange turnings too, bridges, and sheets of water,
  • appeared to start up here and there, making the way doubtful and
  • uncertain; and yet they were on the same bare road, and these things,
  • like the others, as they were passed, turned into dim illusions.
  • He descended slowly from his seat--for his limbs were numbed--when
  • they arrived at a lone posting-house, and inquired how far they had to
  • go to reach their journey’s end. It was a late hour in such by-places,
  • and the people were abed; but a voice answered from an upper window,
  • Ten miles. The ten minutes that ensued appeared an hour; but at the
  • end of that time, a shivering figure led out the horses they required,
  • and after another brief delay they were again in motion.
  • It was a cross-country road, full, after the first three or four miles,
  • of holes and cart-ruts, which, being covered by the snow, were so many
  • pitfalls to the trembling horses, and obliged them to keep a footpace.
  • As it was next to impossible for men so much agitated as they were by
  • this time, to sit still and move so slowly, all three got out and
  • plodded on behind the carriage. The distance seemed interminable, and
  • the walk was most laborious. As each was thinking within himself that
  • the driver must have lost his way, a church bell, close at hand, struck
  • the hour of midnight, and the carriage stopped. It had moved softly
  • enough, but when it ceased to crunch the snow, the silence was as
  • startling as if some great noise had been replaced by perfect stillness.
  • ‘This is the place, gentlemen,’ said the driver, dismounting from his
  • horse, and knocking at the door of a little inn. ‘Halloa! Past twelve
  • o’clock is the dead of night here.’
  • The knocking was loud and long, but it failed to rouse the drowsy
  • inmates. All continued dark and silent as before. They fell back a
  • little, and looked up at the windows, which were mere black patches in
  • the whitened house front. No light appeared. The house might have
  • been deserted, or the sleepers dead, for any air of life it had about
  • it.
  • They spoke together with a strange inconsistency, in whispers;
  • unwilling to disturb again the dreary echoes they had just now raised.
  • ‘Let us go on,’ said the younger brother, ‘and leave this good fellow
  • to wake them, if he can. I cannot rest until I know that we are not
  • too late. Let us go on, in the name of Heaven!’
  • They did so, leaving the postilion to order such accommodation as the
  • house afforded, and to renew his knocking. Kit accompanied them with a
  • little bundle, which he had hung in the carriage when they left home,
  • and had not forgotten since--the bird in his old cage--just as she had
  • left him. She would be glad to see her bird, he knew.
  • The road wound gently downward. As they proceeded, they lost sight of
  • the church whose clock they had heard, and of the small village
  • clustering round it. The knocking, which was now renewed, and which in
  • that stillness they could plainly hear, troubled them. They wished the
  • man would forbear, or that they had told him not to break the silence
  • until they returned.
  • The old church tower, clad in a ghostly garb of pure cold white, again
  • rose up before them, and a few moments brought them close beside it. A
  • venerable building--grey, even in the midst of the hoary landscape. An
  • ancient sun-dial on the belfry wall was nearly hidden by the
  • snow-drift, and scarcely to be known for what it was. Time itself
  • seemed to have grown dull and old, as if no day were ever to displace
  • the melancholy night.
  • A wicket gate was close at hand, but there was more than one path
  • across the churchyard to which it led, and, uncertain which to take,
  • they came to a stand again.
  • The village street--if street that could be called which was an
  • irregular cluster of poor cottages of many heights and ages, some with
  • their fronts, some with their backs, and some with gable ends towards
  • the road, with here and there a signpost, or a shed encroaching on the
  • path--was close at hand. There was a faint light in a chamber window
  • not far off, and Kit ran towards that house to ask their way.
  • His first shout was answered by an old man within, who presently
  • appeared at the casement, wrapping some garment round his throat as a
  • protection from the cold, and demanded who was abroad at that
  • unseasonable hour, wanting him.
  • ‘’Tis hard weather this,’ he grumbled, ‘and not a night to call me up
  • in. My trade is not of that kind that I need be roused from bed. The
  • business on which folks want me, will keep cold, especially at this
  • season. What do you want?’
  • ‘I would not have roused you, if I had known you were old and ill,’
  • said Kit.
  • ‘Old!’ repeated the other peevishly. ‘How do you know I am old? Not
  • so old as you think, friend, perhaps. As to being ill, you will find
  • many young people in worse case than I am. More’s the pity that it
  • should be so--not that I should be strong and hearty for my years, I
  • mean, but that they should be weak and tender. I ask your pardon
  • though,’ said the old man, ‘if I spoke rather rough at first. My eyes
  • are not good at night--that’s neither age nor illness; they never
  • were--and I didn’t see you were a stranger.’
  • ‘I am sorry to call you from your bed,’ said Kit, ‘but those gentlemen
  • you may see by the churchyard gate, are strangers too, who have just
  • arrived from a long journey, and seek the parsonage-house. You can
  • direct us?’
  • ‘I should be able to,’ answered the old man, in a trembling voice,
  • ‘for, come next summer, I have been sexton here, good fifty years. The
  • right hand path, friend, is the road.--There is no ill news for our
  • good gentleman, I hope?’
  • Kit thanked him, and made him a hasty answer in the negative; he was
  • turning back, when his attention was caught by the voice of a child.
  • Looking up, he saw a very little creature at a neighbouring window.
  • ‘What is that?’ cried the child, earnestly. ‘Has my dream come true?
  • Pray speak to me, whoever that is, awake and up.’
  • ‘Poor boy!’ said the sexton, before Kit could answer, ‘how goes it,
  • darling?’
  • ‘Has my dream come true?’ exclaimed the child again, in a
  • voice so fervent that it might have thrilled to the heart of any
  • listener. ‘But no, that can never be! How could it be--Oh! how could
  • it!’
  • ‘I guess his meaning,’ said the sexton. ‘To bed again, poor boy!’
  • ‘Ay!’ cried the child, in a burst of despair. ‘I knew it could never
  • be, I felt too sure of that, before I asked! But, all to-night, and
  • last night too, it was the same. I never fall asleep, but that cruel
  • dream comes back.’
  • ‘Try to sleep again,’ said the old man, soothingly. ‘It will go in
  • time.’
  • ‘No no, I would rather that it staid--cruel as it is, I would rather
  • that it staid,’ rejoined the child. ‘I am not afraid to have it in my
  • sleep, but I am so sad--so very, very sad.’
  • The old man blessed him, the child in tears replied Good night, and Kit
  • was again alone.
  • He hurried back, moved by what he had heard, though more by the child’s
  • manner than by anything he had said, as his meaning was hidden from
  • him. They took the path indicated by the sexton, and soon arrived
  • before the parsonage wall. Turning round to look about them when they
  • had got thus far, they saw, among some ruined buildings at a distance,
  • one single solitary light.
  • It shone from what appeared to be an old oriel window, and being
  • surrounded by the deep shadows of overhanging walls, sparkled like a
  • star. Bright and glimmering as the stars above their heads, lonely and
  • motionless as they, it seemed to claim some kindred with the eternal
  • lamps of Heaven, and to burn in fellowship with them.
  • ‘What light is that!’ said the younger brother.
  • ‘It is surely,’ said Mr Garland, ‘in the ruin where they live. I see
  • no other ruin hereabouts.’
  • ‘They cannot,’ returned the brother hastily, ‘be waking at this late
  • hour--’
  • Kit interposed directly, and begged that, while they rang and waited at
  • the gate, they would let him make his way to where this light was
  • shining, and try to ascertain if any people were about. Obtaining the
  • permission he desired, he darted off with breathless eagerness, and,
  • still carrying the birdcage in his hand, made straight towards the spot.
  • It was not easy to hold that pace among the graves, and at another time
  • he might have gone more slowly, or round by the path. Unmindful of all
  • obstacles, however, he pressed forward without slackening his speed,
  • and soon arrived within a few yards of the window. He approached as
  • softly as he could, and advancing so near the wall as to brush the
  • whitened ivy with his dress, listened. There was no sound inside. The
  • church itself was not more quiet. Touching the glass with his cheek,
  • he listened again. No. And yet there was such a silence all around,
  • that he felt sure he could have heard even the breathing of a sleeper,
  • if there had been one there.
  • A strange circumstance, a light in such a place at that time of night,
  • with no one near it.
  • A curtain was drawn across the lower portion of the window, and he
  • could not see into the room. But there was no shadow thrown upon it
  • from within. To have gained a footing on the wall and tried to look in
  • from above, would have been attended with some danger--certainly with
  • some noise, and the chance of terrifying the child, if that really were
  • her habitation. Again and again he listened; again and again the same
  • wearisome blank.
  • Leaving the spot with slow and cautious steps, and skirting the ruin
  • for a few paces, he came at length to a door. He knocked. No answer.
  • But there was a curious noise inside. It was difficult to determine
  • what it was. It bore a resemblance to the low moaning of one in pain,
  • but it was not that, being far too regular and constant. Now it seemed
  • a kind of song, now a wail--seemed, that is, to his changing fancy, for
  • the sound itself was never changed or checked. It was unlike anything
  • he had ever heard; and in its tone there was something fearful,
  • chilling, and unearthly.
  • The listener’s blood ran colder now than ever it had done in frost and
  • snow, but he knocked again. There was no answer, and the sound went on
  • without any interruption. He laid his hand softly upon the latch, and
  • put his knee against the door. It was secured on the inside, but
  • yielded to the pressure, and turned upon its hinges. He saw the
  • glimmering of a fire upon the old walls, and entered.
  • CHAPTER 71
  • The dull, red glow of a wood fire--for no lamp or candle burnt within
  • the room--showed him a figure, seated on the hearth with its back
  • towards him, bending over the fitful light. The attitude was that of
  • one who sought the heat. It was, and yet was not. The stooping
  • posture and the cowering form were there, but no hands were stretched
  • out to meet the grateful warmth, no shrug or shiver compared its luxury
  • with the piercing cold outside. With limbs huddled together, head
  • bowed down, arms crossed upon the breast, and fingers tightly clenched,
  • it rocked to and fro upon its seat without a moment’s pause,
  • accompanying the action with the mournful sound he had heard.
  • The heavy door had closed behind him on his entrance, with a crash that
  • made him start. The figure neither spoke, nor turned to look, nor gave
  • in any other way the faintest sign of having heard the noise. The form
  • was that of an old man, his white head akin in colour to the mouldering
  • embers upon which he gazed. He, and the failing light and dying fire,
  • the time-worn room, the solitude, the wasted life, and gloom, were all
  • in fellowship. Ashes, and dust, and ruin!
  • Kit tried to speak, and did pronounce some words, though what they were
  • he scarcely knew. Still the same terrible low cry went on--still the
  • same rocking in the chair--the same stricken figure was there,
  • unchanged and heedless of his presence.
  • He had his hand upon the latch, when something in the form--distinctly
  • seen as one log broke and fell, and, as it fell, blazed up--arrested
  • it. He returned to where he had stood before--advanced a
  • pace--another--another still. Another, and he saw the face. Yes!
  • Changed as it was, he knew it well.
  • ‘Master!’ he cried, stooping on one knee and catching at his hand.
  • ‘Dear master. Speak to me!’
  • The old man turned slowly towards him; and muttered in a hollow voice,
  • ‘This is another!--How many of these spirits there have been to-night!’
  • ‘No spirit, master. No one but your old servant. You know me now, I
  • am sure? Miss Nell--where is she--where is she?’
  • ‘They all say that!’ cried the old man. ‘They all ask the same
  • question. A spirit!’
  • ‘Where is she?’ demanded Kit. ‘Oh tell me but that,--but that, dear
  • master!’
  • ‘She is asleep--yonder--in there.’
  • ‘Thank God!’
  • ‘Aye! Thank God!’ returned the old man. ‘I have prayed to Him, many,
  • and many, and many a livelong night, when she has been asleep, He
  • knows. Hark! Did she call?’
  • ‘I heard no voice.’
  • ‘You did. You hear her now. Do you tell me that you don’t hear THAT?’
  • He started up, and listened again.
  • ‘Nor that?’ he cried, with a triumphant smile, ‘Can any body know that
  • voice so well as I? Hush! Hush!’
  • Motioning to him to be silent, he stole away into another chamber.
  • After a short absence (during which he could be heard to speak in a
  • softened soothing tone) he returned, bearing in his hand a lamp.
  • ‘She is still asleep,’ he whispered. ‘You were right. She did not
  • call--unless she did so in her slumber. She has called to me in her
  • sleep before now, sir; as I have sat by, watching, I have seen her lips
  • move, and have known, though no sound came from them, that she spoke of
  • me. I feared the light might dazzle her eyes and wake her, so I
  • brought it here.’
  • He spoke rather to himself than to the visitor, but when he had put the
  • lamp upon the table, he took it up, as if impelled by some momentary
  • recollection or curiosity, and held it near his face. Then, as if
  • forgetting his motive in the very action, he turned away and put it
  • down again.
  • ‘She is sleeping soundly,’ he said; ‘but no wonder. Angel hands have
  • strewn the ground deep with snow, that the lightest footstep may be
  • lighter yet; and the very birds are dead, that they may not wake her.
  • She used to feed them, Sir. Though never so cold and hungry, the timid
  • things would fly from us. They never flew from her!’
  • Again he stopped to listen, and scarcely drawing breath, listened for a
  • long, long time. That fancy past, he opened an old chest, took out
  • some clothes as fondly as if they had been living things, and began to
  • smooth and brush them with his hand.
  • ‘Why dost thou lie so idle there, dear Nell,’ he murmured, ‘when there
  • are bright red berries out of doors waiting for thee to pluck them!
  • Why dost thou lie so idle there, when thy little friends come creeping
  • to the door, crying “where is Nell--sweet Nell?”--and sob, and weep,
  • because they do not see thee. She was always gentle with children.
  • The wildest would do her bidding--she had a tender way with them,
  • indeed she had!’
  • Kit had no power to speak. His eyes were filled with tears.
  • ‘Her little homely dress,--her favourite!’ cried the old man, pressing
  • it to his breast, and patting it with his shrivelled hand. ‘She will
  • miss it when she wakes. They have hid it here in sport, but she shall
  • have it--she shall have it. I would not vex my darling, for the wide
  • world’s riches. See here--these shoes--how worn they are--she kept
  • them to remind her of our last long journey. You see where the little
  • feet went bare upon the ground. They told me, afterwards, that the
  • stones had cut and bruised them. She never told me that. No, no, God
  • bless her! and, I have remembered since, she walked behind me, sir,
  • that I might not see how lame she was--but yet she had my hand in hers,
  • and seemed to lead me still.’
  • He pressed them to his lips, and having carefully put them back again,
  • went on communing with himself--looking wistfully from time to time
  • towards the chamber he had lately visited.
  • ‘She was not wont to be a lie-abed; but she was well then. We must
  • have patience. When she is well again, she will rise early, as she
  • used to do, and ramble abroad in the healthy morning time. I often
  • tried to track the way she had gone, but her small footstep left no
  • print upon the dewy ground, to guide me. Who is that? Shut the door.
  • Quick!--Have we not enough to do to drive away that marble cold, and
  • keep her warm!’
  • The door was indeed opened, for the entrance of Mr Garland and his
  • friend, accompanied by two other persons. These were the schoolmaster,
  • and the bachelor. The former held a light in his hand. He had, it
  • seemed, but gone to his own cottage to replenish the exhausted lamp, at
  • the moment when Kit came up and found the old man alone.
  • He softened again at sight of these two friends, and, laying aside the
  • angry manner--if to anything so feeble and so sad the term can be
  • applied--in which he had spoken when the door opened, resumed his
  • former seat, and subsided, by little and little into the old action,
  • and the old, dull, wandering sound.
  • Of the strangers, he took no heed whatever. He had seen them, but
  • appeared quite incapable of interest or curiosity. The younger brother
  • stood apart. The bachelor drew a chair towards the old man, and sat
  • down close beside him. After a long silence, he ventured to speak.
  • ‘Another night, and not in bed!’ he said softly; ‘I hoped you would be
  • more mindful of your promise to me. Why do you not take some rest?’
  • ‘Sleep has left me,’ returned the old man. ‘It is all with her!’
  • ‘It would pain her very much to know that you were watching thus,’ said
  • the bachelor. ‘You would not give her pain?’
  • ‘I am not so sure of that, if it would only rouse her. She has slept
  • so very long. And yet I am rash to say so. It is a good and happy
  • sleep--eh?’
  • ‘Indeed it is,’ returned the bachelor. ‘Indeed, indeed, it is!’
  • ‘That’s well!--and the waking--’ faltered the old man.
  • ‘Happy too. Happier than tongue can tell, or heart of man conceive.’
  • They watched him as he rose and stole on tiptoe to the other chamber
  • where the lamp had been replaced. They listened as he spoke again
  • within its silent walls. They looked into the faces of each other, and
  • no man’s cheek was free from tears. He came back, whispering that she
  • was still asleep, but that he thought she had moved. It was her hand,
  • he said--a little--a very, very little--but he was pretty sure she had
  • moved it--perhaps in seeking his. He had known her do that, before
  • now, though in the deepest sleep the while. And when he had said this,
  • he dropped into his chair again, and clasping his hands above his head,
  • uttered a cry never to be forgotten.
  • The poor schoolmaster motioned to the bachelor that he would come on
  • the other side, and speak to him. They gently unlocked his fingers,
  • which he had twisted in his grey hair, and pressed them in their own.
  • ‘He will hear me,’ said the schoolmaster, ‘I am sure. He will hear
  • either me or you if we beseech him. She would, at all times.’
  • ‘I will hear any voice she liked to hear,’ cried the old man. ‘I love
  • all she loved!’
  • ‘I know you do,’ returned the schoolmaster. ‘I am certain of it.
  • Think of her; think of all the sorrows and afflictions you have shared
  • together; of all the trials, and all the peaceful pleasures, you have
  • jointly known.’
  • ‘I do. I do. I think of nothing else.’
  • ‘I would have you think of nothing else to-night--of nothing but those
  • things which will soften your heart, dear friend, and open it to old
  • affections and old times. It is so that she would speak to you
  • herself, and in her name it is that I speak now.’
  • ‘You do well to speak softly,’ said the old man. ‘We will not wake
  • her. I should be glad to see her eyes again, and to see her smile.
  • There is a smile upon her young face now, but it is fixed and
  • changeless. I would have it come and go. That shall be in Heaven’s
  • good time. We will not wake her.’
  • ‘Let us not talk of her in her sleep, but as she used to be when you
  • were journeying together, far away--as she was at home, in the old
  • house from which you fled together--as she was, in the old cheerful
  • time,’ said the schoolmaster.
  • ‘She was always cheerful--very cheerful,’ cried the old man, looking
  • steadfastly at him. ‘There was ever something mild and quiet about
  • her, I remember, from the first; but she was of a happy nature.’
  • ‘We have heard you say,’ pursued the schoolmaster, ‘that in this and in
  • all goodness, she was like her mother. You can think of, and remember
  • her?’
  • He maintained his steadfast look, but gave no answer.
  • ‘Or even one before her,’ said the bachelor. ‘It is many years ago,
  • and affliction makes the time longer, but you have not forgotten her
  • whose death contributed to make this child so dear to you, even before
  • you knew her worth or could read her heart? Say, that you could carry
  • back your thoughts to very distant days--to the time of your early
  • life--when, unlike this fair flower, you did not pass your youth alone.
  • Say, that you could remember, long ago, another child who loved you
  • dearly, you being but a child yourself. Say, that you had a brother,
  • long forgotten, long unseen, long separated from you, who now, at last,
  • in your utmost need came back to comfort and console you--’
  • ‘To be to you what you were once to him,’ cried the younger, falling on
  • his knee before him; ‘to repay your old affection, brother dear, by
  • constant care, solicitude, and love; to be, at your right hand, what he
  • has never ceased to be when oceans rolled between us; to call to
  • witness his unchanging truth and mindfulness of bygone days, whole
  • years of desolation. Give me but one word of recognition, brother--and
  • never--no never, in the brightest moment of our youngest days, when,
  • poor silly boys, we thought to pass our lives together--have we been
  • half as dear and precious to each other as we shall be from this time
  • hence!’
  • The old man looked from face to face, and his lips moved; but no sound
  • came from them in reply.
  • ‘If we were knit together then,’ pursued the younger brother, ‘what
  • will be the bond between us now! Our love and fellowship began in
  • childhood, when life was all before us, and will be resumed when we
  • have proved it, and are but children at the last. As many restless
  • spirits, who have hunted fortune, fame, or pleasure through the world,
  • retire in their decline to where they first drew breath, vainly seeking
  • to be children once again before they die, so we, less fortunate than
  • they in early life, but happier in its closing scenes, will set up our
  • rest again among our boyish haunts, and going home with no hope
  • realised, that had its growth in manhood--carrying back nothing that
  • we brought away, but our old yearnings to each other--saving no
  • fragment from the wreck of life, but that which first endeared it--may
  • be, indeed, but children as at first. And even,’ he added in an
  • altered voice, ‘even if what I dread to name has come to pass--even if
  • that be so, or is to be (which Heaven forbid and spare us!)--still,
  • dear brother, we are not apart, and have that comfort in our great
  • affliction.’
  • By little and little, the old man had drawn back towards the inner
  • chamber, while these words were spoken. He pointed there, as he
  • replied, with trembling lips.
  • ‘You plot among you to wean my heart from her. You never will do
  • that--never while I have life. I have no relative or friend but her--I
  • never had--I never will have. She is all in all to me. It is too late
  • to part us now.’
  • Waving them off with his hand, and calling softly to her as he went, he
  • stole into the room. They who were left behind, drew close together,
  • and after a few whispered words--not unbroken by emotion, or easily
  • uttered--followed him. They moved so gently, that their footsteps made
  • no noise; but there were sobs from among the group, and sounds of grief
  • and mourning.
  • For she was dead. There, upon her little bed, she lay at rest. The
  • solemn stillness was no marvel now.
  • She was dead. No sleep so beautiful and calm, so free from trace of
  • pain, so fair to look upon. She seemed a creature fresh from the hand
  • of God, and waiting for the breath of life; not one who had lived and
  • suffered death.
  • Her couch was dressed with here and there some winter berries and green
  • leaves, gathered in a spot she had been used to favour. ‘When I die,
  • put near me something that has loved the light, and had the sky above
  • it always.’ Those were her words.
  • She was dead. Dear, gentle, patient, noble Nell was dead. Her little
  • bird--a poor slight thing the pressure of a finger would have
  • crushed--was stirring nimbly in its cage; and the strong heart of its
  • child mistress was mute and motionless for ever.
  • Where were the traces of her early cares, her sufferings, and fatigues?
  • All gone. Sorrow was dead indeed in her, but peace and perfect
  • happiness were born; imaged in her tranquil beauty and profound repose.
  • And still her former self lay there, unaltered in this change. Yes.
  • The old fireside had smiled upon that same sweet face; it had passed,
  • like a dream, through haunts of misery and care; at the door of the
  • poor schoolmaster on the summer evening, before the furnace fire upon
  • the cold wet night, at the still bedside of the dying boy, there had
  • been the same mild lovely look. So shall we know the angels in their
  • majesty, after death.
  • The old man held one languid arm in his, and had the small hand tight
  • folded to his breast, for warmth. It was the hand she had stretched
  • out to him with her last smile--the hand that had led him on, through
  • all their wanderings. Ever and anon he pressed it to his lips; then
  • hugged it to his breast again, murmuring that it was warmer now; and,
  • as he said it, he looked, in agony, to those who stood around, as if
  • imploring them to help her.
  • She was dead, and past all help, or need of it. The ancient rooms she
  • had seemed to fill with life, even while her own was waning fast--the
  • garden she had tended--the eyes she had gladdened--the noiseless haunts
  • of many a thoughtful hour--the paths she had trodden as it were but
  • yesterday--could know her never more.
  • ‘It is not,’ said the schoolmaster, as he bent down to kiss her on the
  • cheek, and gave his tears free vent, ‘it is not on earth that Heaven’s
  • justice ends. Think what earth is, compared with the World to which
  • her young spirit has winged its early flight; and say, if one
  • deliberate wish expressed in solemn terms above this bed could call her
  • back to life, which of us would utter it!’
  • CHAPTER 72
  • When morning came, and they could speak more calmly on the subject of
  • their grief, they heard how her life had closed.
  • She had been dead two days. They were all about her at the time,
  • knowing that the end was drawing on. She died soon after daybreak.
  • They had read and talked to her in the earlier portion of the night,
  • but as the hours crept on, she sunk to sleep. They could tell, by what
  • she faintly uttered in her dreams, that they were of her journeyings
  • with the old man; they were of no painful scenes, but of people who had
  • helped and used them kindly, for she often said ‘God bless you!’ with
  • great fervour. Waking, she never wandered in her mind but once, and
  • that was of beautiful music which she said was in the air. God knows.
  • It may have been.
  • Opening her eyes at last, from a very quiet sleep, she begged that they
  • would kiss her once again. That done, she turned to the old man with a
  • lovely smile upon her face--such, they said, as they had never seen,
  • and never could forget--and clung with both her arms about his neck.
  • They did not know that she was dead, at first.
  • She had spoken very often of the two sisters, who, she said, were like
  • dear friends to her. She wished they could be told how much she
  • thought about them, and how she had watched them as they walked
  • together, by the river side at night. She would like to see poor Kit,
  • she had often said of late. She wished there was somebody to take her
  • love to Kit. And, even then, she never thought or spoke about him, but
  • with something of her old, clear, merry laugh.
  • For the rest, she had never murmured or complained; but with a quiet
  • mind, and manner quite unaltered--save that she every day became more
  • earnest and more grateful to them--faded like the light upon a summer’s
  • evening.
  • The child who had been her little friend came there, almost as soon as
  • it was day, with an offering of dried flowers which he begged them to
  • lay upon her breast. It was he who had come to the window overnight
  • and spoken to the sexton, and they saw in the snow traces of small
  • feet, where he had been lingering near the room in which she lay,
  • before he went to bed. He had a fancy, it seemed, that they had left
  • her there alone; and could not bear the thought.
  • He told them of his dream again, and that it was of her being restored
  • to them, just as she used to be. He begged hard to see her, saying
  • that he would be very quiet, and that they need not fear his being
  • alarmed, for he had sat alone by his young brother all day long when he
  • was dead, and had felt glad to be so near him. They let him have his
  • wish; and indeed he kept his word, and was, in his childish way, a
  • lesson to them all.
  • Up to that time, the old man had not spoken once--except to her--or
  • stirred from the bedside. But, when he saw her little favourite, he
  • was moved as they had not seen him yet, and made as though he would
  • have him come nearer. Then, pointing to the bed, he burst into tears
  • for the first time, and they who stood by, knowing that the sight of
  • this child had done him good, left them alone together.
  • Soothing him with his artless talk of her, the child persuaded him to
  • take some rest, to walk abroad, to do almost as he desired him. And
  • when the day came on, which must remove her in her earthly shape from
  • earthly eyes for ever, he led him away, that he might not know when she
  • was taken from him.
  • They were to gather fresh leaves and berries for her bed. It was
  • Sunday--a bright, clear, wintry afternoon--and as they traversed the
  • village street, those who were walking in their path drew back to make
  • way for them, and gave them a softened greeting. Some shook the old
  • man kindly by the hand, some stood uncovered while he tottered by, and
  • many cried ‘God help him!’ as he passed along.
  • ‘Neighbour!’ said the old man, stopping at the cottage where his young
  • guide’s mother dwelt, ‘how is it that the folks are nearly all in black
  • to-day? I have seen a mourning ribbon or a piece of crape on almost
  • every one.’
  • She could not tell, the woman said.
  • ‘Why, you yourself--you wear the colour too?’ he said. ‘Windows are
  • closed that never used to be by day. What does this mean?’
  • Again the woman said she could not tell.
  • ‘We must go back,’ said the old man, hurriedly. ‘We must see what this
  • is.’
  • ‘No, no,’ cried the child, detaining him. ‘Remember what you promised.
  • Our way is to the old green lane, where she and I so often were, and
  • where you found us, more than once, making those garlands for her
  • garden. Do not turn back!’
  • ‘Where is she now?’ said the old man. ‘Tell me that.’
  • ‘Do you not know?’ returned the child. ‘Did we not leave her, but just
  • now?’
  • ‘True. True. It was her we left--was it?’
  • He pressed his hand upon his brow, looked vacantly round, and as if
  • impelled by a sudden thought, crossed the road, and entered the
  • sexton’s house. He and his deaf assistant were sitting before the
  • fire. Both rose up, on seeing who it was.
  • The child made a hasty sign to them with his hand. It was the action
  • of an instant, but that, and the old man’s look, were quite enough.
  • ‘Do you--do you bury any one to-day?’ he said, eagerly.
  • ‘No, no! Who should we bury, Sir?’ returned the sexton.
  • ‘Aye, who indeed! I say with you, who indeed!’
  • ‘It is a holiday with us, good Sir,’ returned the sexton mildly. ‘We
  • have no work to do to-day.’
  • ‘Why then, I’ll go where you will,’ said the old man, turning to the
  • child. ‘You’re sure of what you tell me? You would not deceive me? I
  • am changed, even in the little time since you last saw me.’
  • ‘Go thy ways with him, Sir,’ cried the sexton, ‘and Heaven be with ye
  • both!’
  • ‘I am quite ready,’ said the old man, meekly. ‘Come, boy, come--’ and
  • so submitted to be led away.
  • And now the bell--the bell she had so often heard, by night and day,
  • and listened to with solemn pleasure almost as a living voice--rung
  • its remorseless toll, for her, so young, so beautiful, so good.
  • Decrepit age, and vigorous life, and blooming youth, and helpless
  • infancy, poured forth--on crutches, in the pride of strength and
  • health, in the full blush of promise, in the mere dawn of life--to
  • gather round her tomb. Old men were there, whose eyes were dim and
  • senses failing--grandmothers, who might have died ten years ago, and
  • still been old--the deaf, the blind, the lame, the palsied, the living
  • dead in many shapes and forms, to see the closing of that early grave.
  • What was the death it would shut in, to that which still could crawl
  • and creep above it!
  • Along the crowded path they bore her now; pure as the newly-fallen snow
  • that covered it; whose day on earth had been as fleeting. Under the
  • porch, where she had sat when Heaven in its mercy brought her to that
  • peaceful spot, she passed again; and the old church received her in its
  • quiet shade.
  • They carried her to one old nook, where she had many and many a time
  • sat musing, and laid their burden softly on the pavement. The light
  • streamed on it through the coloured window--a window, where the boughs
  • of trees were ever rustling in the summer, and where the birds sang
  • sweetly all day long. With every breath of air that stirred among
  • those branches in the sunshine, some trembling, changing light, would
  • fall upon her grave.
  • Earth to earth, ashes to ashes, dust to dust! Many a young hand
  • dropped in its little wreath, many a stifled sob was heard. Some--and
  • they were not a few--knelt down. All were sincere and truthful in
  • their sorrow.
  • The service done, the mourners stood apart, and the villagers closed
  • round to look into the grave before the pavement-stone should be
  • replaced. One called to mind how he had seen her sitting on that very
  • spot, and how her book had fallen on her lap, and she was gazing with a
  • pensive face upon the sky. Another told, how he had wondered much that
  • one so delicate as she, should be so bold; how she had never feared to
  • enter the church alone at night, but had loved to linger there when all
  • was quiet, and even to climb the tower stair, with no more light than
  • that of the moon rays stealing through the loopholes in the thick old
  • wall. A whisper went about among the oldest, that she had seen and
  • talked with angels; and when they called to mind how she had looked,
  • and spoken, and her early death, some thought it might be so, indeed.
  • Thus, coming to the grave in little knots, and glancing down, and
  • giving place to others, and falling off in whispering groups of three
  • or four, the church was cleared in time, of all but the sexton and the
  • mourning friends.
  • They saw the vault covered, and the stone fixed down. Then, when the
  • dusk of evening had come on, and not a sound disturbed the sacred
  • stillness of the place--when the bright moon poured in her light on
  • tomb and monument, on pillar, wall, and arch, and most of all (it
  • seemed to them) upon her quiet grave--in that calm time, when outward
  • things and inward thoughts teem with assurances of immortality, and
  • worldly hopes and fears are humbled in the dust before them--then, with
  • tranquil and submissive hearts they turned away, and left the child
  • with God.
  • Oh! it is hard to take to heart the lesson that such deaths will teach,
  • but let no man reject it, for it is one that all must learn, and is a
  • mighty, universal Truth. When Death strikes down the innocent and
  • young, for every fragile form from which he lets the panting spirit
  • free, a hundred virtues rise, in shapes of mercy, charity, and love, to
  • walk the world, and bless it. Of every tear that sorrowing mortals
  • shed on such green graves, some good is born, some gentler nature
  • comes. In the Destroyer’s steps there spring up bright creations that
  • defy his power, and his dark path becomes a way of light to Heaven.
  • It was late when the old man came home. The boy had led him to his own
  • dwelling, under some pretence, on their way back; and, rendered drowsy
  • by his long ramble and late want of rest, he had sunk into a deep sleep
  • by the fireside. He was perfectly exhausted, and they were careful not
  • to rouse him. The slumber held him a long time, and when he at length
  • awoke the moon was shining.
  • The younger brother, uneasy at his protracted absence, was watching at
  • the door for his coming, when he appeared in the pathway with his
  • little guide. He advanced to meet them, and tenderly obliging the old
  • man to lean upon his arm, conducted him with slow and trembling steps
  • towards the house.
  • He repaired to her chamber, straight. Not finding what he had left
  • there, he returned with distracted looks to the room in which they were
  • assembled. From that, he rushed into the schoolmaster’s cottage,
  • calling her name. They followed close upon him, and when he had vainly
  • searched it, brought him home.
  • With such persuasive words as pity and affection could suggest, they
  • prevailed upon him to sit among them and hear what they should tell
  • him. Then endeavouring by every little artifice to prepare his mind
  • for what must come, and dwelling with many fervent words upon the happy
  • lot to which she had been removed, they told him, at last, the truth.
  • The moment it had passed their lips, he fell down among them like a
  • murdered man.
  • For many hours, they had little hope of his surviving; but grief is
  • strong, and he recovered.
  • If there be any who have never known the blank that follows death--the
  • weary void--the sense of desolation that will come upon the strongest
  • minds, when something familiar and beloved is missed at every turn--the
  • connection between inanimate and senseless things, and the object of
  • recollection, when every household god becomes a monument and every
  • room a grave--if there be any who have not known this, and proved it by
  • their own experience, they can never faintly guess how, for many days,
  • the old man pined and moped away the time, and wandered here and there
  • as seeking something, and had no comfort.
  • Whatever power of thought or memory he retained, was all bound up in
  • her. He never understood, or seemed to care to understand, about his
  • brother. To every endearment and attention he continued listless. If
  • they spoke to him on this, or any other theme--save one--he would hear
  • them patiently for awhile, then turn away, and go on seeking as before.
  • On that one theme, which was in his and all their minds, it was
  • impossible to touch. Dead! He could not hear or bear the word. The
  • slightest hint of it would throw him into a paroxysm, like that he had
  • had when it was first spoken. In what hope he lived, no man could
  • tell; but that he had some hope of finding her again--some faint and
  • shadowy hope, deferred from day to day, and making him from day to day
  • more sick and sore at heart--was plain to all.
  • They bethought them of a removal from the scene of this last sorrow; of
  • trying whether change of place would rouse or cheer him. His brother
  • sought the advice of those who were accounted skilful in such matters,
  • and they came and saw him. Some of the number staid upon the spot,
  • conversed with him when he would converse, and watched him as he
  • wandered up and down, alone and silent. Move him where they might,
  • they said, he would ever seek to get back there. His mind would run
  • upon that spot. If they confined him closely, and kept a strict guard
  • upon him, they might hold him prisoner, but if he could by any means
  • escape, he would surely wander back to that place, or die upon the road.
  • The boy, to whom he had submitted at first, had no longer any influence
  • with him. At times he would suffer the child to walk by his side, or
  • would even take such notice of his presence as giving him his hand, or
  • would stop to kiss his cheek, or pat him on the head. At other times,
  • he would entreat him--not unkindly--to be gone, and would not brook him
  • near. But, whether alone, or with this pliant friend, or with those
  • who would have given him, at any cost or sacrifice, some consolation or
  • some peace of mind, if happily the means could have been devised; he
  • was at all times the same--with no love or care for anything in life--a
  • broken-hearted man.
  • At length, they found, one day, that he had risen early, and, with his
  • knapsack on his back, his staff in hand, her own straw hat, and little
  • basket full of such things as she had been used to carry, was gone. As
  • they were making ready to pursue him far and wide, a frightened
  • schoolboy came who had seen him, but a moment before, sitting in the
  • church--upon her grave, he said.
  • They hastened there, and going softly to the door, espied him in the
  • attitude of one who waited patiently. They did not disturb him then,
  • but kept a watch upon him all that day. When it grew quite dark, he
  • rose and returned home, and went to bed, murmuring to himself, ‘She
  • will come to-morrow!’
  • Upon the morrow he was there again from sunrise until night; and still
  • at night he laid him down to rest, and murmured, ‘She will come
  • to-morrow!’
  • And thenceforth, every day, and all day long, he waited at her grave,
  • for her. How many pictures of new journeys over pleasant country, of
  • resting-places under the free broad sky, of rambles in the fields and
  • woods, and paths not often trodden--how many tones of that one
  • well-remembered voice, how many glimpses of the form, the fluttering
  • dress, the hair that waved so gaily in the wind--how many visions of
  • what had been, and what he hoped was yet to be--rose up before him, in
  • the old, dull, silent church! He never told them what he thought, or
  • where he went. He would sit with them at night, pondering with a
  • secret satisfaction, they could see, upon the flight that he and she
  • would take before night came again; and still they would hear him
  • whisper in his prayers, ‘Lord! Let her come to-morrow!’
  • The last time was on a genial day in spring. He did not return at the
  • usual hour, and they went to seek him. He was lying dead upon the
  • stone.
  • They laid him by the side of her whom he had loved so well; and, in the
  • church where they had often prayed, and mused, and lingered hand in
  • hand, the child and the old man slept together.
  • CHAPTER 73
  • The magic reel, which, rolling on before, has led the chronicler thus
  • far, now slackens in its pace, and stops. It lies before the goal; the
  • pursuit is at an end.
  • It remains but to dismiss the leaders of the little crowd who have
  • borne us company upon the road, and so to close the journey.
  • Foremost among them, smooth Sampson Brass and Sally, arm in arm, claim
  • our polite attention.
  • Mr Sampson, then, being detained, as already has been shown, by the
  • justice upon whom he called, and being so strongly pressed to protract
  • his stay that he could by no means refuse, remained under his
  • protection for a considerable time, during which the great attention of
  • his entertainer kept him so extremely close, that he was quite lost to
  • society, and never even went abroad for exercise saving into a small
  • paved yard. So well, indeed, was his modest and retiring temper
  • understood by those with whom he had to deal, and so jealous were they
  • of his absence, that they required a kind of friendly bond to be
  • entered into by two substantial housekeepers, in the sum of fifteen
  • hundred pounds a-piece, before they would suffer him to quit their
  • hospitable roof--doubting, it appeared, that he would return, if once
  • let loose, on any other terms. Mr Brass, struck with the humour of
  • this jest, and carrying out its spirit to the utmost, sought from his
  • wide connection a pair of friends whose joint possessions fell some
  • halfpence short of fifteen pence, and proffered them as bail--for that
  • was the merry word agreed upon both sides. These gentlemen being
  • rejected after twenty-four hours’ pleasantry, Mr Brass consented to
  • remain, and did remain, until a club of choice spirits called a Grand
  • jury (who were in the joke) summoned him to a trial before twelve other
  • wags for perjury and fraud, who in their turn found him guilty with a
  • most facetious joy,--nay, the very populace entered into the whim, and
  • when Mr Brass was moving in a hackney-coach towards the building where
  • these wags assembled, saluted him with rotten eggs and carcases of
  • kittens, and feigned to wish to tear him into shreds, which greatly
  • increased the comicality of the thing, and made him relish it the more,
  • no doubt.
  • To work this sportive vein still further, Mr Brass, by his counsel,
  • moved in arrest of judgment that he had been led to criminate himself,
  • by assurances of safety and promises of pardon, and claimed the
  • leniency which the law extends to such confiding natures as are thus
  • deluded. After solemn argument, this point (with others of a technical
  • nature, whose humorous extravagance it would be difficult to
  • exaggerate) was referred to the judges for their decision, Sampson
  • being meantime removed to his former quarters. Finally, some of the
  • points were given in Sampson’s favour, and some against him; and the
  • upshot was, that, instead of being desired to travel for a time in
  • foreign parts, he was permitted to grace the mother country under
  • certain insignificant restrictions.
  • These were, that he should, for a term of years, reside in a spacious
  • mansion where several other gentlemen were lodged and boarded at the
  • public charge, who went clad in a sober uniform of grey turned up with
  • yellow, had their hair cut extremely short, and chiefly lived on gruel
  • and light soup. It was also required of him that he should partake of
  • their exercise of constantly ascending an endless flight of stairs;
  • and, lest his legs, unused to such exertion, should be weakened by it,
  • that he should wear upon one ankle an amulet or charm of iron. These
  • conditions being arranged, he was removed one evening to his new abode,
  • and enjoyed, in common with nine other gentlemen, and two ladies, the
  • privilege of being taken to his place of retirement in one of Royalty’s
  • own carriages.
  • Over and above these trifling penalties, his name was erased and
  • blotted out from the roll of attorneys; which erasure has been always
  • held in these latter times to be a great degradation and reproach, and
  • to imply the commission of some amazing villany--as indeed it would
  • seem to be the case, when so many worthless names remain among its
  • better records, unmolested.
  • Of Sally Brass, conflicting rumours went abroad. Some said with
  • confidence that she had gone down to the docks in male attire, and had
  • become a female sailor; others darkly whispered that she had enlisted
  • as a private in the second regiment of Foot Guards, and had been seen
  • in uniform, and on duty, to wit, leaning on her musket and looking out
  • of a sentry-box in St James’s Park, one evening. There were many such
  • whispers as these in circulation; but the truth appears to be that,
  • after the lapse of some five years (during which there is no direct
  • evidence of her having been seen at all), two wretched people were more
  • than once observed to crawl at dusk from the inmost recesses of St
  • Giles’s, and to take their way along the streets, with shuffling steps
  • and cowering shivering forms, looking into the roads and kennels as
  • they went in search of refuse food or disregarded offal. These forms
  • were never beheld but in those nights of cold and gloom, when the
  • terrible spectres, who lie at all other times in the obscene
  • hiding-places of London, in archways, dark vaults and cellars, venture
  • to creep into the streets; the embodied spirits of Disease, and Vice,
  • and Famine. It was whispered by those who should have known, that
  • these were Sampson and his sister Sally; and to this day, it is said,
  • they sometimes pass, on bad nights, in the same loathsome guise, close
  • at the elbow of the shrinking passenger.
  • The body of Quilp being found--though not until some days had
  • elapsed--an inquest was held on it near the spot where it had been
  • washed ashore. The general supposition was that he had committed
  • suicide, and, this appearing to be favoured by all the circumstances of
  • his death, the verdict was to that effect. He was left to be buried
  • with a stake through his heart in the centre of four lonely roads.
  • It was rumoured afterwards that this horrible and barbarous ceremony
  • had been dispensed with, and that the remains had been secretly given
  • up to Tom Scott. But even here, opinion was divided; for some said Tom
  • dug them up at midnight, and carried them to a place indicated to him
  • by the widow. It is probable that both these stories may have had
  • their origin in the simple fact of Tom’s shedding tears upon the
  • inquest--which he certainly did, extraordinary as it may appear. He
  • manifested, besides, a strong desire to assault the jury; and being
  • restrained and conducted out of court, darkened its only window by
  • standing on his head upon the sill, until he was dexterously tilted
  • upon his feet again by a cautious beadle.
  • Being cast upon the world by his master’s death, he determined to go
  • through it upon his head and hands, and accordingly began to tumble for
  • his bread. Finding, however, his English birth an insurmountable
  • obstacle to his advancement in this pursuit (notwithstanding that his
  • art was in high repute and favour), he assumed the name of an Italian
  • image lad, with whom he had become acquainted; and afterwards tumbled
  • with extraordinary success, and to overflowing audiences.
  • Little Mrs Quilp never quite forgave herself the one deceit that lay so
  • heavy on her conscience, and never spoke or thought of it but with
  • bitter tears. Her husband had no relations, and she was rich. He had
  • made no will, or she would probably have been poor. Having married the
  • first time at her mother’s instigation, she consulted in her second
  • choice nobody but herself. It fell upon a smart young fellow enough;
  • and as he made it a preliminary condition that Mrs Jiniwin should be
  • thenceforth an out-pensioner, they lived together after marriage with no
  • more than the average amount of quarrelling, and led a merry life upon
  • the dead dwarf’s money.
  • Mr and Mrs Garland, and Mr Abel, went out as usual (except that there
  • was a change in their household, as will be seen presently), and in due
  • time the latter went into partnership with his friend the notary, on
  • which occasion there was a dinner, and a ball, and great extent of
  • dissipation. Unto this ball there happened to be invited the most
  • bashful young lady that was ever seen, with whom Mr Abel happened to
  • fall in love. HOW it happened, or how they found it out, or which of
  • them first communicated the discovery to the other, nobody knows. But
  • certain it is that in course of time they were married; and equally
  • certain it is that they were the happiest of the happy; and no less
  • certain it is that they deserved to be so. And it is pleasant to write
  • down that they reared a family; because any propagation of goodness and
  • benevolence is no small addition to the aristocracy of nature, and no
  • small subject of rejoicing for mankind at large.
  • The pony preserved his character for independence and principle down to
  • the last moment of his life; which was an unusually long one, and
  • caused him to be looked upon, indeed, as the very Old Parr of ponies.
  • He often went to and fro with the little phaeton between Mr Garland’s
  • and his son’s, and, as the old people and the young were frequently
  • together, had a stable of his own at the new establishment, into which
  • he would walk of himself with surprising dignity. He condescended to
  • play with the children, as they grew old enough to cultivate his
  • friendship, and would run up and down the little paddock with them like
  • a dog; but though he relaxed so far, and allowed them such small
  • freedoms as caresses, or even to look at his shoes or hang on by his
  • tail, he never permitted any one among them to mount his back or drive
  • him; thus showing that even their familiarity must have its limits, and
  • that there were points between them far too serious for trifling.
  • He was not unsusceptible of warm attachments in his later life, for
  • when the good bachelor came to live with Mr Garland upon the
  • clergyman’s decease, he conceived a great friendship for him, and
  • amiably submitted to be driven by his hands without the least
  • resistance. He did no work for two or three years before he died, but
  • lived in clover; and his last act (like a choleric old gentleman) was
  • to kick his doctor.
  • Mr Swiveller, recovering very slowly from his illness, and entering
  • into the receipt of his annuity, bought for the Marchioness a handsome
  • stock of clothes, and put her to school forthwith, in redemption of the
  • vow he had made upon his fevered bed. After casting about for some
  • time for a name which should be worthy of her, he decided in favour of
  • Sophronia Sphynx, as being euphonious and genteel, and furthermore
  • indicative of mystery. Under this title the Marchioness repaired, in
  • tears, to the school of his selection, from which, as she soon
  • distanced all competitors, she was removed before the lapse of many
  • quarters to one of a higher grade. It is but bare justice to Mr
  • Swiveller to say, that, although the expenses of her education kept him
  • in straitened circumstances for half a dozen years, he never slackened
  • in his zeal, and always held himself sufficiently repaid by the
  • accounts he heard (with great gravity) of her advancement, on his
  • monthly visits to the governess, who looked upon him as a literary
  • gentleman of eccentric habits, and of a most prodigious talent in
  • quotation.
  • In a word, Mr Swiveller kept the Marchioness at this establishment
  • until she was, at a moderate guess, full nineteen years of age--
  • good-looking, clever, and good-humoured; when he began to consider
  • seriously what was to be done next. On one of his periodical visits,
  • while he was revolving this question in his mind, the Marchioness came
  • down to him, alone, looking more smiling and more fresh than ever.
  • Then, it occurred to him, but not for the first time, that if she would
  • marry him, how comfortable they might be! So Richard asked her;
  • whatever she said, it wasn’t No; and they were married in good earnest
  • that day week. Which gave Mr Swiveller frequent occasion to remark at
  • divers subsequent periods that there had been a young lady saving up
  • for him after all.
  • A little cottage at Hampstead being to let, which had in its garden a
  • smoking-box, the envy of the civilised world, they agreed to become its
  • tenants, and, when the honey-moon was over, entered upon its
  • occupation. To this retreat Mr Chuckster repaired regularly every
  • Sunday to spend the day--usually beginning with breakfast--and here he
  • was the great purveyor of general news and fashionable intelligence.
  • For some years he continued a deadly foe to Kit, protesting that he had
  • a better opinion of him when he was supposed to have stolen the
  • five-pound note, than when he was shown to be perfectly free of the
  • crime; inasmuch as his guilt would have had in it something daring and
  • bold, whereas his innocence was but another proof of a sneaking and
  • crafty disposition. By slow degrees, however, he was reconciled to him
  • in the end; and even went so far as to honour him with his patronage,
  • as one who had in some measure reformed, and was therefore to be
  • forgiven. But he never forgot or pardoned that circumstance of the
  • shilling; holding that if he had come back to get another he would have
  • done well enough, but that his returning to work out the former gift
  • was a stain upon his moral character which no penitence or contrition
  • could ever wash away.
  • Mr Swiveller, having always been in some measure of a philosophic and
  • reflective turn, grew immensely contemplative, at times, in the
  • smoking-box, and was accustomed at such periods to debate in his own
  • mind the mysterious question of Sophronia’s parentage. Sophronia
  • herself supposed she was an orphan; but Mr Swiveller, putting various
  • slight circumstances together, often thought Miss Brass must know
  • better than that; and, having heard from his wife of her strange
  • interview with Quilp, entertained sundry misgivings whether that
  • person, in his lifetime, might not also have been able to solve the
  • riddle, had he chosen. These speculations, however, gave him no
  • uneasiness; for Sophronia was ever a most cheerful, affectionate, and
  • provident wife to him; and Dick (excepting for an occasional outbreak
  • with Mr Chuckster, which she had the good sense rather to encourage
  • than oppose) was to her an attached and domesticated husband. And they
  • played many hundred thousand games of cribbage together. And let it be
  • added, to Dick’s honour, that, though we have called her Sophronia, he
  • called her the Marchioness from first to last; and that upon every
  • anniversary of the day on which he found her in his sick room, Mr
  • Chuckster came to dinner, and there was great glorification.
  • The gamblers, Isaac List and Jowl, with their trusty confederate Mr
  • James Groves of unimpeachable memory, pursued their course with varying
  • success, until the failure of a spirited enterprise in the way of their
  • profession, dispersed them in various directions, and caused their
  • career to receive a sudden check from the long and strong arm of the
  • law. This defeat had its origin in the untoward detection of a new
  • associate--young Frederick Trent--who thus became the unconscious
  • instrument of their punishment and his own.
  • For the young man himself, he rioted abroad for a brief term, living by
  • his wits--which means by the abuse of every faculty that worthily
  • employed raises man above the beasts, and so degraded, sinks him far
  • below them. It was not long before his body was recognised by a
  • stranger, who chanced to visit that hospital in Paris where the drowned
  • are laid out to be owned; despite the bruises and disfigurements which
  • were said to have been occasioned by some previous scuffle. But the
  • stranger kept his own counsel until he returned home, and it was never
  • claimed or cared for.
  • The younger brother, or the single gentleman, for that designation is
  • more familiar, would have drawn the poor schoolmaster from his lone
  • retreat, and made him his companion and friend. But the humble village
  • teacher was timid of venturing into the noisy world, and had become
  • fond of his dwelling in the old churchyard. Calmly happy in his
  • school, and in the spot, and in the attachment of Her little mourner,
  • he pursued his quiet course in peace; and was, through the righteous
  • gratitude of his friend--let this brief mention suffice for that--a
  • POOR school-master no more.
  • That friend--single gentleman, or younger brother, which you will--had
  • at his heart a heavy sorrow; but it bred in him no misanthropy or
  • monastic gloom. He went forth into the world, a lover of his kind.
  • For a long, long time, it was his chief delight to travel in the steps
  • of the old man and the child (so far as he could trace them from her
  • last narrative), to halt where they had halted, sympathise where they
  • had suffered, and rejoice where they had been made glad. Those who had
  • been kind to them, did not escape his search. The sisters at the
  • school--they who were her friends, because themselves so
  • friendless--Mrs Jarley of the wax-work, Codlin, Short--he found them
  • all; and trust me, the man who fed the furnace fire was not forgotten.
  • Kit’s story having got abroad, raised him up a host of friends, and
  • many offers of provision for his future life. He had no idea at first
  • of ever quitting Mr Garland’s service; but, after serious remonstrance
  • and advice from that gentleman, began to contemplate the possibility of
  • such a change being brought about in time. A good post was procured
  • for him, with a rapidity which took away his breath, by some of the
  • gentlemen who had believed him guilty of the offence laid to his
  • charge, and who had acted upon that belief. Through the same kind
  • agency, his mother was secured from want, and made quite happy. Thus,
  • as Kit often said, his great misfortune turned out to be the source of
  • all his subsequent prosperity.
  • Did Kit live a single man all his days, or did he marry? Of course he
  • married, and who should be his wife but Barbara? And the best of it
  • was, he married so soon that little Jacob was an uncle, before the
  • calves of his legs, already mentioned in this history, had ever been
  • encased in broadcloth pantaloons,--though that was not quite the best
  • either, for of necessity the baby was an uncle too. The delight of
  • Kit’s mother and of Barbara’s mother upon the great occasion is past
  • all telling; finding they agreed so well on that, and on all other
  • subjects, they took up their abode together, and were a most harmonious
  • pair of friends from that time forth. And hadn’t Astley’s cause to
  • bless itself for their all going together once a quarter--to the
  • pit--and didn’t Kit’s mother always say, when they painted the outside,
  • that Kit’s last treat had helped to that, and wonder what the manager
  • would feel if he but knew it as they passed his house!
  • When Kit had children six and seven years old, there was a Barbara
  • among them, and a pretty Barbara she was. Nor was there wanting an
  • exact facsimile and copy of little Jacob, as he appeared in those
  • remote times when they taught him what oysters meant. Of course there
  • was an Abel, own godson to the Mr Garland of that name; and there was a
  • Dick, whom Mr Swiveller did especially favour. The little group would
  • often gather round him of a night and beg him to tell again that story
  • of good Miss Nell who died. This, Kit would do; and when they cried to
  • hear it, wishing it longer too, he would teach them how she had gone to
  • Heaven, as all good people did; and how, if they were good, like her,
  • they might hope to be there too, one day, and to see and know her as he
  • had done when he was quite a boy. Then, he would relate to them how
  • needy he used to be, and how she had taught him what he was otherwise
  • too poor to learn, and how the old man had been used to say ‘she always
  • laughs at Kit;’ at which they would brush away their tears, and laugh
  • themselves to think that she had done so, and be again quite merry.
  • He sometimes took them to the street where she had lived; but new
  • improvements had altered it so much, it was not like the same. The old
  • house had been long ago pulled down, and a fine broad road was in its
  • place. At first he would draw with his stick a square upon the ground
  • to show them where it used to stand. But he soon became uncertain of
  • the spot, and could only say it was thereabouts, he thought, and these
  • alterations were confusing.
  • Such are the changes which a few years bring about, and so do things
  • pass away, like a tale that is told!
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