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  • THE NOTE BOOK OF AN ENGLISH OPIUM-EATER.
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  • THOMAS DE QUINCEY.
  • CONTENTS.
  • THREE MEMORABLE MURDERS
  • TRUE RELATIONS OF THE BIBLE TO MERELY HUMAN SCIENCE
  • LITERARY HISTORY OF THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY
  • THE ANTIGONE OF SOPHOCLES
  • THE MARQUESS WELLESLEY
  • MILTON _vs._ SOUTHEY AND LANDOR
  • FALSIFICATION OF ENGLISH HISTORY
  • A PERIPATETIC PHILOSOPHER
  • ON SUICIDE
  • SUPERFICIAL KNOWLEDGE
  • ENGLISH DICTIONARIES
  • DRYDEN'S HEXASTICH
  • POPE'S RETORT UPON ADDISON
  • THREE MEMORABLE MURDERS.
  • A SEQUEL TO 'MURDER CONSIDERED AS ONE OF THE FINE ARTS.' [1]
  • [1854.]
  • It is impossible to conciliate readers of so saturnine and gloomy a class,
  • that they cannot enter with genial sympathy into any gaiety whatever, but,
  • least of all, when the gaiety trespasses a little into the province of the
  • extravagant. In such a case, not to sympathize is not to understand; and
  • the playfulness, which is not relished, becomes flat and insipid, or
  • absolutely without meaning. Fortunately, after all such churls have
  • withdrawn from my audience in high displeasure, there remains a large
  • majority who are loud in acknowledging the amusement which they have
  • derived from a former paper of mine, 'On Murder considered as one of the
  • Fine Arts;' at the same time proving the sincerity of their praise by one
  • hesitating expression of censure. Repeatedly they have suggested to me,
  • that perhaps the extravagance, though clearly intentional, and forming one
  • element in the general gaiety of the conception, went too far. I am not
  • myself of that opinion; and I beg to remind these friendly censors, that
  • it is amongst the direct purposes and efforts of this _bagatelle_ to
  • graze the brink of horror, and of all that would in actual realization be
  • most repulsive. The very excess of the extravagance, in fact, by
  • suggesting to the reader continually the mere aeriality of the entire
  • speculation, furnishes the surest means of disenchanting him from the
  • horror which might else gather upon his feelings. Let me remind such
  • objectors, once for all, of Dean Swift's proposal for turning to account
  • the supernumerary infants of the three kingdoms, which, in those days,
  • both at Dublin and at London, were provided for in foundling hospitals, by
  • cooking and eating them. This was an extravaganza, though really bolder
  • and more coarsely practical than mine, which did not provoke any
  • reproaches even to a dignitary of the supreme Irish church; its own
  • monstrosity was its excuse; mere extravagance was felt to license and
  • accredit the little _jeu d'esprit_, precisely as the blank impossibilities
  • of Lilliput, of Laputa, of the Yahoos, &c., had licensed those. If,
  • therefore, any man thinks it worth his while to tilt against so mere a
  • foam-bubble of gaiety as this lecture on the aesthetics of murder, I
  • shelter myself for the moment under the Telamonian shield of the Dean.
  • But, in reality, my own little paper may plead a privileged excuse for its
  • extravagance, such as is altogether wanting to the Dean's. Nobody can
  • pretend, for a moment, on behalf of the Dean, that there is any ordinary
  • and natural tendency in human thoughts, which could ever turn to infants
  • as articles of diet; under any conceivable circumstances, this would be
  • felt as the most aggravated form of cannibalism--cannibalism applying
  • itself to the most defenceless part of the species. But, on the other
  • hand, the tendency to a critical or aesthetic valuation of fires and
  • murders is universal. If you are summoned to the spectacle of a great
  • fire, undoubtedly the first impulse is--to assist in putting it out. But
  • that field of exertion is very limited, and is soon filled by regular
  • professional people, trained and equipped for the service. In the case of
  • a fire which is operating upon _private_ property, pity for a neighbor's
  • calamity checks us at first in treating the affair as a scenic spectacle.
  • But perhaps the fire may be confined to public buildings. And in any case,
  • after we have paid our tribute of regret to the affair, considered as a
  • calamity, inevitably, and without restraint, we go on to consider it as a
  • stage spectacle. Exclamations of--How grand! How magnificent! arise in a
  • sort of rapture from the crowd. For instance, when Drury Lane was burned
  • down in the first decennium of this century, the falling in of the roof
  • was signalized by a mimic suicide of the protecting Apollo that surmounted
  • and crested the centre of this roof. The god was stationary with his lyre,
  • and seemed looking down upon the fiery ruins that were so rapidly
  • approaching him. Suddenly the supporting timbers below him gave way; a
  • convulsive heave of the billowing flames seemed for a moment to raise the
  • statue; and then, as if on some impulse of despair, the presiding deity
  • appeared not to fall, but to throw himself into the fiery deluge, for he
  • went down head foremost; and in all respects, the descent had the air of a
  • voluntary act. What followed? From every one of the bridges over the
  • river, and from other open areas which commanded the spectacle, there
  • arose a sustained uproar of admiration and sympathy. Some few years before
  • this event, a prodigious fire occurred at Liverpool; the _Goree_, a vast
  • pile of warehouses close to one of the docks, was burned to the ground.
  • The huge edifice, eight or nine stories high, and laden with most
  • combustible goods, many thousand bales of cotton, wheat and oats in
  • thousands of quarters, tar, turpentine, rum, gunpowder, &c., continued
  • through many hours of darkness to feed this tremendous fire. To
  • aggravate the calamity, it blew a regular gale of wind; luckily for the
  • shipping, it blew inland, that is, to the east; and all the way down to
  • Warrington, eighteen miles distant to the eastward, the whole air was
  • illuminated by flakes of cotton, often saturated with rum, and by what
  • seemed absolute worlds of blazing sparks, that lighted up all the upper
  • chambers of the air. All the cattle lying abroad in the fields through a
  • breadth of eighteen miles, were thrown into terror and agitation. Men, of
  • course, read in this hurrying overhead of scintillating and blazing
  • vortices, the annunciation of some gigantic calamity going on in
  • Liverpool; and the lamentation on that account was universal. But that
  • mood of public sympathy did not at all interfere to suppress or even to
  • check the momentary bursts of rapturous admiration, as this arrowy sleet
  • of many-colored fire rode on the wings of hurricane, alternately through
  • open depths of air, or through dark clouds overhead.
  • Precisely the same treatment is applied to murders. After the first
  • tribute of sorrow to those who have perished, but, at all events, after
  • the personal interests have been tranquillized by time, inevitably the
  • scenical features (what aesthetically may be called the comparative
  • _advantages_) of the several murders are reviewed and valued. One
  • murder is compared with another; and the circumstances of superiority, as,
  • for example, in the incidence and effects of surprise, of mystery, &c.,
  • are collated and appraised. I, therefore, for _my_ extravagance, claim an
  • inevitable and perpetual ground in the spontaneous tendencies of the human
  • mind when left to itself. But no one will pretend that any corresponding
  • plea can be advanced on behalf of Swift.
  • In this important distinction between myself and the Dean, lies one reason
  • which prompted the present writing. A second purpose of this paper is, to
  • make the reader acquainted circumstantially with three memorable cases of
  • murder, which long ago the voice of amateurs has crowned with laurel, but
  • especially with the two earliest of the three, viz., the immortal
  • Williams' murders of 1812. The act and the actor are each separately in
  • the highest degree interesting; and, as forty-two years have elapsed since
  • 1812, it cannot be supposed that either is known circumstantially to the
  • men of the current generation.
  • Never, throughout the annals of universal Christendom, has there indeed
  • been any act of one solitary insulated individual, armed with power so
  • appalling over the hearts of men, as that exterminating murder, by which,
  • during the winter of 1812, John Williams in one hour, smote two houses
  • with emptiness, exterminated all but two entire households, and asserted
  • his own supremacy above all the children of Cain. It would be absolutely
  • impossible adequately to describe the frenzy of feelings which, throughout
  • the next fortnight, mastered the popular heart; the mere delirium of
  • indignant horror in some, the mere delirium of panic in others. For twelve
  • succeeding days, under some groundless notion that the unknown murderer
  • had quitted London, the panic which had convulsed the mighty metropolis
  • diffused itself all over the island. I was myself at that time nearly
  • three hundred miles from London; but there, and everywhere, the panic was
  • indescribable. One lady, my next neighbor, whom personally I knew, living
  • at the moment, during the absence of her husband, with a few servants in a
  • very solitary house, never rested until she had placed eighteen doors (so
  • she told me, and, indeed, satisfied me by ocular proof), each secured by
  • ponderous bolts, and bars, and chains, between her own bedroom and any
  • intruder of human build. To reach her, even in her drawing-room, was like
  • going, as a flag of truce, into a beleaguered fortress; at every sixth
  • step one was stopped by a sort of portcullis. The panic was not confined
  • to the rich; women in the humblest ranks more than once died upon the
  • spot, from the shock attending some suspicious attempts at intrusion upon
  • the part of vagrants, meditating probably nothing worse than a robbery,
  • but whom the poor women, misled by the London newspapers, had fancied to
  • be the dreadful London murderer. Meantime, this solitary artist, that
  • rested in the centre of London, self-supported by his own conscious
  • grandeur, as a domestic Attila, or 'scourge of God;' this man, that walked
  • in darkness, and relied upon murder (as afterwards transpired) for bread,
  • for clothes, for promotion in life, was silently preparing an effectual
  • answer to the public journals; and on the twelfth day after his inaugural
  • murder, he advertised his presence in London, and published to all men the
  • absurdity of ascribing to _him_ any ruralizing propensities, by striking a
  • second blow, and accomplishing a second family extermination. Somewhat
  • lightened was the _provincial_ panic by this proof that the murderer had
  • not condescended to sneak into the country, or to abandon for a moment,
  • under any motive of caution or fear, the great metropolitan _castra
  • stativa_ of gigantic crime, seated for ever on the Thames. In fact, the
  • great artist disdained a provincial reputation; and he must have felt, as
  • a case of ludicrous disproportion, the contrast between a country town or
  • village, on the one hand, and, on the other, a work more lasting than
  • brass--a [Greek: _chtaema es aei_]--a murder such in quality as any murder
  • that _he_ would condescend to own for a work turned out from his own
  • _studio_.
  • Coleridge, whom I saw some months after these terrific murders, told me,
  • that, for _his_ part, though at the time resident in London, he had
  • not shared in the prevailing panic; _him_ they effected only as a
  • philosopher, and threw him into a profound reverie upon the tremendous
  • power which is laid open in a moment to any man who can reconcile himself
  • to the abjuration of all conscientious restraints, if, at the same time,
  • thoroughly without fear. Not sharing in the public panic, however,
  • Coleridge did not consider that panic at all unreasonable; for, as he said
  • most truly in that vast metropolis there are many thousands of households,
  • composed exclusively of women and children; many other thousands there are
  • who necessarily confide their safety, in the long evenings, to the
  • discretion of a young servant girl; and if she suffers herself to be
  • beguiled by the pretence of a message from her mother, sister, or
  • sweetheart, into opening the door, there, in one second of time, goes to
  • wreck the security of the house. However, at that time, and for many
  • months afterwards, the practice of steadily putting the chain upon the
  • door before it was opened prevailed generally, and for a long time served
  • as a record of that deep impression left upon London by Mr. Williams.
  • Southey, I may add, entered deeply into the public feeling on this
  • occasion, and said to me, within a week or two of the first murder, that
  • it was a private event of that order which rose to the dignity of a
  • national event. [2] But now, having prepared the reader to appreciate on
  • its true scale this dreadful tissue of murder (which as a record belonging
  • to an era that is now left forty-two years behind us, not one person in
  • four of this generation can be expected to know correctly), let me pass to
  • the circumstantial details of the affair.
  • Yet, first of all, one word as to the local scene of the murders.
  • Ratcliffe Highway is a public thoroughfare in a most chaotic quarter of
  • eastern or nautical London; and at this time (viz., in 1812), when no
  • adequate police existed except the _detective_ police of Bow Street,
  • admirable for its own peculiar purposes, but utterly incommensurate to the
  • general service of the capital, it was a most dangerous quarter. Every
  • third man at the least might be set down as a foreigner. Lascars, Chinese,
  • Moors, Negroes, were met at every step. And apart from the manifold
  • ruffianism, shrouded impenetrably under the mixed hats and turbans of men
  • whose past was untraceable to any European eye, it is well known that the
  • navy (especially, in time of war, the commercial navy) of Christendom is
  • the sure receptacle of all the murderers and ruffians whose crimes have
  • given them a motive for withdrawing themselves for a season from the
  • public eye. It is true, that few of this class are qualified to act as
  • 'able' seamen: but at all times, and especially during war, only a small
  • proportion (or _nucleus_) of each ship's company consists of such men: the
  • large majority being mere untutored landsmen. John Williams, however, who
  • had been occasionally rated as a seaman on board of various Indiamen, &c.,
  • was probably a very accomplished seaman. Pretty generally, in fact, he was
  • a ready and adroit man, fertile in resources under all sudden
  • difficulties, and most flexibly adapting himself to all varieties of
  • social life. Williams was a man of middle stature (five feet seven and
  • a-half, to five feet eight inches high), slenderly built, rather thin, but
  • wiry, tolerably muscular, and clear of all superfluous flesh. A lady, who
  • saw him under examination (I think at the Thames Police Office), assured
  • me that his hair was of the most extraordinary and vivid color, viz.,
  • bright yellow, something between an orange and lemon color. Williams had
  • been in India; chiefly in Bengal and Madras: but he had also been upon the
  • Indus. Now, it is notorious that, in the Punjaub, horses of a high caste
  • are often painted--crimson, blue, green, purple; and it struck me that
  • Williams might, for some casual purpose of disguise, have taken a hint
  • from this practice of Scinde and Lahore, so that the color might not have
  • been natural. In other respects, his appearance was natural enough; and,
  • judging by a plaster cast of him, which I purchased in London, I should
  • say mean, as regarded his facial structure. One fact, however, was
  • striking, and fell in with the impression of his natural tiger character,
  • that his face wore at all times a bloodless ghastly pallor. 'You might
  • imagine,' said my informant, 'that in his veins circulated not red life-
  • blood, such as could kindle into the blush of shame, of wrath, of pity--
  • but a green sap that welled from no human heart.' His eyes seemed frozen
  • and glazed, as if their light were all converged upon some victim lurking
  • in the far background. So far his appearance might have repelled; but, on
  • the other hand, the concurrent testimony of many witnesses, and also the
  • silent testimony of facts, showed that the oiliness and snaky insinuation
  • of his demeanor counteracted the repulsiveness of his ghastly face, and
  • amongst inexperienced young women won for him a very favorable reception.
  • In particular, one gentle-mannered girl, whom Williams had undoubtedly
  • designed to murder, gave in evidence--that once, when sitting alone with
  • her, he had said, 'Now, Miss R., supposing that I should appear about
  • midnight at your bedside, armed with a carving knife, what would you say?'
  • To which the confiding girl had, replied, 'Oh, Mr. Williams, if it was
  • anybody else, I should be frightened. But, as soon as I heard _your_
  • voice, I should be tranquil.' Poor girl! had this outline sketch of Mr.
  • Williams been filled in and realized, she would have seen something in the
  • corpse-like face, and heard something in the sinister voice, that would
  • have unsettled her tranquillity for ever. But nothing short of such
  • dreadful experiences could avail to unmask Mr. John Williams.
  • Into this perilous region it was that, on a Saturday night in December,
  • Mr. Williams, whom we suppose to have long since made his _coup d'essai_,
  • forced his way through the crowded streets, bound on business. To say, was
  • to do. And this night he had said to himself secretly, that he would
  • execute a design which he had already sketched, and which, when finished,
  • was destined on the following day to strike consternation into 'all that
  • mighty heart' of London, from centre to circumference. It was afterwards
  • remembered that he had quitted his lodgings on this dark errand about
  • eleven o'clock P. M.; not that he meant to begin so soon: but he needed to
  • reconnoitre. He carried his tools closely buttoned up under his loose
  • roomy coat. It was in harmony with the general subtlety of his character,
  • and his polished hatred of brutality, that by universal agreement his
  • manners were distinguished for exquisite suavity: the tiger's heart was
  • masked by the most insinuating and snaky refinement. All his acquaintances
  • afterwards described his dissimulation as so ready and so perfect, that
  • if, in making his way through the streets, always so crowded on a Saturday
  • night in neighborhoods so poor, he had accidentally jostled any person, he
  • would (as they were all satisfied) have stopped to offer the most
  • gentlemanly apologies: with his devilish heart brooding over the most
  • hellish of purposes, he would yet have paused to express a benign hope
  • that the huge mallet, buttoned up under his elegant surtout, with a view
  • to the little business that awaited him about ninety minutes further on,
  • had not inflicted any pain on the stranger with whom he had come into
  • collision. Titian, I believe, but certainly Rubens, and perhaps Vandyke,
  • made it a rule never to practise his art but in full dress--point ruffles,
  • bag wig, and diamond-hilted sword; and Mr. Williams, there is reason to
  • believe, when he went out for a grand compound massacre (in another sense,
  • one might have applied to it the Oxford phrase of _going out as Grand
  • Compounder_), always assumed black silk stockings and pumps; nor would he
  • on any account have degraded his position as an artist by wearing a
  • morning gown. In his second great performance, it was particularly noticed
  • and recorded by the one sole trembling man, who under killing agonies of
  • fear was compelled (as the reader will find) from a secret stand to become
  • the solitary spectator of his atrocities, that Mr. Williams wore a long
  • blue frock, of the very finest cloth, and richly lined with silk. Amongst
  • the anecdotes which circulated about him, it was also said at the time,
  • that Mr. Williams employed the first of dentists, and also the first of
  • chiropodists. On no account would he patronize any second-rate skill. And
  • beyond a doubt, in that perilous little branch of business which was
  • practised by himself, he might be regarded as the most aristocratic and
  • fastidious of artists.
  • But who meantime was the victim, to whose abode he was hurrying? For
  • surely he never could be so indiscreet as to be sailing about on a roving
  • cruise in search of some chance person to murder? Oh, no: he had suited
  • himself with a victim some time before, viz., an old and very intimate
  • friend. For he seems to have laid it down as a maxim--that the best person
  • to murder was a friend; and, in default of a friend, which is an article
  • one cannot always command, an acquaintance: because, in either case, on
  • first approaching his subject, suspicion would be disarmed: whereas a
  • stranger might take alarm, and find in the very countenance of his
  • murderer elect a warning summons to place himself on guard. However, in
  • the present ease, his destined victim was supposed to unite both
  • characters: originally he had been a friend; but subsequently, on good
  • cause arising, he had become an enemy. Or more probably, as others said,
  • the feelings had long since languished which gave life to either relation
  • of friendship or of enmity. Marr was the name of that unhappy man, who
  • (whether in the character of friend or enemy) had been selected for the
  • subject of this present Saturday night's performance. And the story
  • current at that time about the connection between Williams and Marr,
  • having (whether true or not true) never been contradicted upon authority,
  • was, that they sailed in the same Indiaman to Calcutta; that they had
  • quarrelled when at sea; but another version of the story said--no: they
  • had quarrelled after returning from sea; and the subject of their quarrel
  • was Mrs. Marr, a very pretty young woman, for whose favor they had been
  • rival candidates, and at one time with most bitter enmity towards each
  • other. Some circumstances give a color of probability to this story.
  • Otherwise it has sometimes happened, on occasion of a murder not
  • sufficiently accounted for, that, from pure goodness of heart intolerant
  • of a mere sordid motive for a striking murder, some person has forged, and
  • the public has accredited, a story representing the murderer as having
  • moved under some loftier excitement: and in this case the public, too much
  • shocked at the idea of Williams having on the single motive of gain
  • consummated so complex a tragedy, welcomed the tale which represented him
  • as governed by deadly malice, growing out of the more impassioned and
  • noble rivalry for the favor of a woman. The case remains in some degree
  • doubtful; but, certainly, the probability is, that Mrs. Marr had been the
  • true cause, the _causa teterrima_, of the feud between the men. Meantime,
  • the minutes are numbered, the sands of the hour-glass are running out,
  • that measure the duration of this feud upon earth. This night it shall
  • cease. To-morrow is the day which in England they call Sunday, which in
  • Scotland they call by the Judaic name of 'Sabbath.' To both nations, under
  • different names, the day has the same functions; to both it is a day of
  • rest. For thee also, Marr, it shall be a day of rest; so is it written;
  • thou, too, young Marr, shalt find rest--thou, and thy household, and the
  • stranger that is within thy gates. But that rest must be in the world
  • which lies beyond the grave. On this side the grave ye have all slept your
  • final sleep.
  • The night was one of exceeding darkness; and in this humble quarter of
  • London, whatever the night happened to be, light or dark, quiet or stormy,
  • all shops were kept open on Saturday nights until twelve o'clock, at the
  • least, and many for half an hour longer. There was no rigorous and
  • pedantic Jewish superstition about the exact limits of Sunday. At the very
  • worst, the Sunday stretched over from one o'clock, A. M. of one day, up to
  • eight o'clock A. M. of the next, making a clear circuit of thirty-one
  • hours. This, surely, was long enough. Marr, on this particular Saturday
  • night, would be content if it were even shorter, provided it would come
  • more quickly, for he has been toiling through sixteen hours behind his
  • counter. Marr's position in life was this: he kept a little hosier's shop,
  • and had invested in his stock and the fittings of his shop about 180
  • pounds. Like all men engaged in trade, he suffered some anxieties. He was
  • a new beginner; but, already, bad debts had alarmed him; and bills were
  • coming to maturity that were not likely to be met by commensurate sales.
  • Yet, constitutionally, he was a sanguine hoper. At this time he was a
  • stout, fresh-colored young man of twenty-seven; in some slight degree
  • uneasy from his commercial prospects, but still cheerful, and
  • anticipating--(how vainly!)--that for this night, and the next night, at
  • least, he will rest his wearied head and his cares upon the faithful bosom
  • of his sweet lovely young wife. The household of Marr, consisting of five
  • persons, is as follows: First, there is himself, who, if he should happen
  • to be ruined, in a limited commercial sense, has energy enough to jump up
  • again, like a pyramid of fire, and soar high above ruin many times
  • repeated. Yes, poor Marr, so it might be, if thou wert left to thy native
  • energies unmolested; but even now there stands on the other side of the
  • street one born of hell, who puts his peremptory negative on all these
  • flattering prospects. Second in the list of his household, stands his
  • pretty and amiable wife, who is happy after the fashion of youthful wives,
  • for she is only twenty-two, and anxious (if at all) only on account of her
  • darling infant. For, thirdly, there is in a cradle, not quite nine feet
  • below the street, viz., in a warm, cosy kitchen, and rocked at intervals
  • by the young mother, a baby eight months old. Nineteen months have Marr
  • and herself been married; and this is their first-born child. Grieve not
  • for this child, that it must keep the deep rest of Sunday in some other
  • world; for wherefore should an orphan, steeped to the lips in poverty,
  • when once bereaved of father and mother, linger upon an alien and
  • murderous earth? Fourthly, there is a stoutish boy, an apprentice, say
  • thirteen years old; a Devonshire boy, with handsome features, such as most
  • Devonshire youths have; [3] satisfied with his place; not overworked;
  • treated kindly, and aware that he was treated kindly, by his master and
  • mistress. Fifthly, and lastly, bringing up the rear of this quiet
  • household, is a servant girl, a grown-up young woman; and she, being
  • particularly kind-hearted, occupied (as often happens in families of
  • humble pretensions as to rank) a sort of sisterly place in her relation to
  • her mistress. A great democratic change is at this very time (1854), and
  • has been for twenty years, passing over British society. Multitudes of
  • persons are becoming ashamed of saying, 'my master,' or 'my mistress:' the
  • term now in the slow process of superseding it is, 'my employer.' Now, in
  • the United States, such an expression of democratic hauteur, though
  • disagreeable as a needless proclamation of independence which nobody is
  • disputing, leaves, however, no lasting bad effect. For the domestic
  • 'helps' are pretty generally in a state of transition so sure and so rapid
  • to the headship of domestic establishments belonging to themselves, that
  • in effect they are but ignoring, for the present moment, a relation which
  • would at any rate dissolve itself in a year or two. But in England, where
  • no such resources exist of everlasting surplus lands, the tendency of the
  • change is painful. It carries with it a sullen and a coarse expression of
  • immunity from a yoke which was in any case a light one, and often a benign
  • one. In some other place I will illustrate my meaning. Here, apparently,
  • in Mrs. Marr's service, the principle concerned illustrated itself
  • practically. Mary, the female servant, felt a sincere and unaffected
  • respect for a mistress whom she saw so steadily occupied with her domestic
  • duties, and who, though so young, and invested with some slight authority,
  • never exerted it capriciously, or even showed it at all conspiciously.
  • According to the testimony of all the neighbors, she treated her mistress
  • with a shade of unobtrusive respect on the one hand, and yet was eager to
  • relieve her, whenever that was possible, from the weight of her maternal
  • duties, with the cheerful voluntary service of a sister.
  • To this young woman it was, that, suddenly, within three or four minutes
  • of midnight, Marr called aloud from the head of the stairs--directing her
  • to go out and purchase some oysters for the family supper. Upon what
  • slender accidents hang oftentimes solemn lifelong results! Marr occupied
  • in the concerns of his shop, Mrs. Marr occupied with some little ailment
  • and restlessness of her baby, had both forgotten the affair of supper; the
  • time was now narrowing every moment, as regarded any variety of choice;
  • and oysters were perhaps ordered as the likeliest article to be had at
  • all, after twelve o'clock should have struck. And yet, upon this trivial
  • circumstance depended Mary's life. Had she been sent abroad for supper at
  • the ordinary time of ten or eleven o'clock, it is almost certain that she,
  • the solitary member of the household who escaped from the exterminating
  • tragedy, would _not_ have escaped; too surely she would have shared
  • the general fate. It had now become necessary to be quick. Hastily,
  • therefore, receiving money from Marr with a basket in her hand, but
  • unbonneted, Mary tripped out of the shop. It became afterwards, on
  • recollection, a heart-chilling remembrance to herself--that, precisely as
  • she emerged from the shop-door, she noticed, on the opposite side of the
  • street, by the light of the lamps, a man's figure; stationary at the
  • instant, but in the next instant slowly moving. This was Williams; as a
  • little incident, either just before or just after (at present it is
  • impossible to say which), sufficiently proved. Now, when one considers the
  • inevitable hurry and trepidation of Mary under the circumstances stated,
  • time barely sufficing for any chance of executing her errand, it becomes
  • evident that she must have connected some deep feeling of mysterious
  • uneasiness with the movements of this unknown man; else, assuredly, she
  • would not have found her attention disposable for such a case. Thus far,
  • she herself threw some little light upon what it might be that, semi-
  • consciously, was then passing through her mind; she said, that,
  • notwithstanding the darkness, which would not permit her to trace the
  • man's features, or to ascertain the exact direction of his eyes, it yet
  • struck her, that from his carriage when in motion, and from the apparent
  • inclination of his person, he must be looking at No. 29.
  • The little incident which I have alluded to as confirming Mary's belief
  • was, that, at some period not very far from midnight, the watchman had
  • specially noticed this stranger; he had observed him continually peeping
  • into the window of Marr's shop; and had thought this act, connected with
  • the man's appearance, so suspicious, that he stepped into Marr's shop, and
  • communicated what he had seen. This fact he afterwards stated before the
  • magistrates; and he added, that subsequently, viz., a few minutes after
  • twelve (eight or ten minutes, probably, after the departure of Mary), he
  • (the watchman), when re-entering upon his ordinary half-hourly beat, was
  • requested by Marr to assist him in closing the shutters. Here they had a
  • final communication with each other; and the watchman mentioned to Marr
  • that the mysterious stranger had now apparently taken himself off; for
  • that he had not been visible since the first communication made to Marr by
  • the watchman. There is little doubt that Williams had observed the
  • watchman's visit to Marr, and had thus had his attention seasonably drawn
  • to the indiscretion of his own demeanor; so that the warning, given
  • unavailingly to Marr, had been turned to account by Williams. There can be
  • still less doubt, that the bloodhound had commenced his work within one
  • minute of the watchman's assisting Marr to put up his shutters. And on the
  • following consideration:--that which prevented Williams from commencing
  • even earlier, was the exposure of the shop's whole interior to the gaze of
  • street passengers. It was indispensable that the shutters should be
  • accurately closed before Williams could safely get to work. But, as soon
  • as ever this preliminary precaution had been completed, once having
  • secured that concealment from the public eye it then became of still
  • greater importance not to lose a moment by delay, than previously it had
  • been not to hazard any thing by precipitance. For all depended upon going
  • in before Marr should have locked the door. On any other mode of effecting
  • an entrance (as, for instance, by waiting for the return of Mary, and
  • making his entrance simultaneously with her), it will be seen that
  • Williams must have forfeited that particular advantage which mute facts,
  • when read into their true construction, will soon show the reader that he
  • must have employed. Williams waited, of necessity, for the sound of the
  • watchman's retreating steps; waited, perhaps, for thirty seconds; but when
  • that danger was past, the next danger was, lest Marr should lock the door;
  • one turn of the key, and the murderer would have been locked out. In,
  • therefore, he bolted, and by a dexterous movement of his left hand, no
  • doubt, turned the key, without letting Marr perceive this fatal stratagem.
  • It is really wonderful and most interesting to pursue the successive steps
  • of this monster, and to notice the absolute certainty with which the
  • silent hieroglyphics of the case betray to us the whole process and
  • movements of the bloody drama, not less surely and fully than if we had
  • been ourselves hidden in Marr's shop, or had looked down from the heavens
  • of mercy upon this hell-kite, that knew not what mercy meant. That he had
  • concealed from Marr his trick, secret and rapid, upon the lock, is
  • evident; because else, Marr would instantly have taken the alarm,
  • especially after what the watchman had communicated. But it will soon be
  • seen that Marr had _not_ been alarmed. In reality, towards the full
  • success of Williams, it was important, in the last degree, to intercept
  • and forestall any yell or shout of agony from Marr. Such an outcry, and in
  • a situation so slenderly fenced off from the street, viz., by walls the
  • very thinnest, makes itself heard outside pretty nearly as well as if it
  • were uttered in the street. Such an outcry it was indispensable to stifle.
  • It _was_ stifled; and the reader will soon understand _how_. Meantime, at
  • this point, let us leave the murderer alone with his victims. For fifty
  • minutes let him work his pleasure. The front-door, as we know, is now
  • fastened against all help. Help there is none. Let us, therefore, in
  • vision, attach ourselves to Mary; and, when all is over, let us come
  • back with _her_, again raise the curtain, and read the dreadful
  • record of all that has passed in her absence.
  • The poor girl, uneasy in her mind to an extent that she could but half
  • understand, roamed up and down in search of an oyster shop; and finding
  • none that was still open, within any circuit that her ordinary experience
  • had made her acquainted with, she fancied it best to try the chances of
  • some remoter district. Lights she saw gleaming or twinkling at a distance,
  • that still tempted her onwards; and thus, amongst unknown streets poorly
  • lighted, [4] and on a night of peculiar darkness, and in a region of
  • London where ferocious tumults were continually turning her out of what
  • seemed to be the direct course, naturally she got bewildered. The purpose
  • with which she started, had by this time become hopeless. Nothing remained
  • for her now but to retrace her steps. But this was difficult; for she was
  • afraid to ask directions from chance passengers, whose appearance the
  • darkness prevented her from reconnoitring. At length by his lantern she
  • recognized a watchman; through him she was guided into the right road; and
  • in ten minutes more, she found herself back at the door of No. 29, in
  • Ratcliffe Highway. But by this time she felt satisfied that she must have
  • been absent for fifty or sixty minutes; indeed, she had heard, at a
  • distance, the cry of _past one o'clock_, which, commencing a few seconds
  • after one, lasted intermittingly for ten or thirteen minutes.
  • In the tumult of agonizing thoughts that very soon surprised her,
  • naturally it became hard for her to recall distinctly the whole succession
  • of doubts, and jealousies, and shadowy misgivings that soon opened upon
  • her. But, so far as could be collected, she had not in the first moment of
  • reaching home noticed anything decisively alarming. In very many cities
  • bells are the main instruments for communicating between the street and
  • the interior of houses: but in London knockers prevail. At Marr's there
  • was both a knocker and a bell. Mary rang, and at the same time very gently
  • knocked. She had no fear of disturbing her master or mistress; _them_
  • she made sure of finding still up. Her anxiety was for the baby, who being
  • disturbed, might again rob her mistress of a night's rest. And she well
  • knew that, with three people all anxiously awaiting her return, and by
  • this time, perhaps, seriously uneasy at her delay, the least audible
  • whisper from herself would in a moment bring one of them to the door. Yet
  • how is this? To her astonishment, but with the astonishment came creeping
  • over her an icy horror, no stir nor murmur was heard ascending from the
  • kitchen. At this moment came back upon her, with shuddering anguish, the
  • indistinct image of the stranger in the loose dark coat, whom she had seen
  • stealing along under the shadowy lamp-light, and too certainly watching
  • her master's motions: keenly she now reproached herself that, under
  • whatever stress of hurry, she had not acquainted Mr. Marr with the
  • suspicious appearances. Poor girl! she did not then know that, if this
  • communication could have availed to put Marr upon his guard, it had
  • reached him from another quarter; so that her own omission, which had in
  • reality arisen under her hurry to execute her master's commission, could
  • not be charged with any bad consequences. But all such reflections this
  • way or that were swallowed up at this point in over-mastering panic. That
  • her double summons _could_ have been unnoticed--this solitary fact in
  • one moment made a revelation of horror. One person might have fallen
  • asleep, but two--but three--_that_ was a mere impossibility. And even
  • supposing all three together with the baby locked in sleep, still how
  • unaccountable was this utter--utter silence! Most naturally at this moment
  • something like hysterical horror overshadowed the poor girl, and now at
  • last she rang the bell with the violence that belongs to sickening terror.
  • This done, she paused: self-command enough she still retained, though fast
  • and fast it was slipping away from her, to bethink herself--that, if any
  • overwhelming accident _had_ compelled both Marr and his apprentice-boy to
  • leave the house in order to summon surgical aid from opposite quarters--a
  • thing barely supposable--still, even in that case Mrs. Marr and her infant
  • would be left; and some murmuring reply, under any extremity, would be
  • elicited from the poor mother. To pause, therefore, to impose stern
  • silence upon herself, so as to leave room for the possible answer to this
  • final appeal, became a duty of spasmodic effort. Listen, therefore, poor
  • trembling heart; listen, and for twenty seconds be still as death. Still
  • as death she was: and during that dreadful stillness, when she hushed her
  • breath that she might listen, occurred an incident of killing fear, that
  • to her dying day would never cease to renew its echoes in her ear. She,
  • Mary, the poor trembling girl, checking and overruling herself by a final
  • effort, that she might leave full opening for her dear young mistress's
  • answer to her own last frantic appeal, heard at last and most distinctly a
  • sound within the house. Yes, now beyond a doubt there is coming an answer
  • to her summons. What was it? On the stairs, not the stairs that led
  • downwards to the kitchen, but the stairs that led upwards to the single
  • story of bed-chambers above, was heard a creaking sound. Next was heard
  • most distinctly a footfall: one, two, three, four, five stairs were slowly
  • and distinctly descended. Then the dreadful footsteps were heard advancing
  • along the little narrow passage to the door. The steps--oh heavens!
  • _whose_ steps?--have paused at the door. The very breathing can be heard
  • of that dreadful being, who has silenced all breathing except his own in
  • the house. There is but a door between him and Mary. What is he doing on
  • the other side of the door? A cautious step, a stealthy step it was that
  • came down the stairs, then paced along the little narrow passage--narrow
  • as a coffin--till at last the step pauses at the door. How hard the fellow
  • breathes! He, the solitary murderer, is on one side the door; Mary is on
  • the other side. Now, suppose that he should suddenly open the door, and
  • that incautiously in the dark Mary should rush in, and find herself in the
  • arms of the murderer. Thus far the case is a possible one--that to a
  • certainty, had this little trick been tried immediately upon Mary's
  • return, it would have succeeded; had the door been opened suddenly upon
  • her first tingle-tingle, headlong she would have tumbled in, and perished.
  • But now Mary is upon her guard. The unknown murderer and she have both
  • their lips upon the door, listening, breathing hard; but luckily they are
  • on different sides of the door; and upon the least indication of unlocking
  • or unlatching, she would have recoiled into the asylum of general
  • darkness.
  • What was the murderer's meaning in coming along the passage to the front
  • door? The meaning was this: separately, as an individual, Mary was worth
  • nothing at all to him. But, considered as a member of a household, she had
  • this value, viz., that she, if caught and murdered, perfected and rounded
  • the desolation of the house. The case being reported, as reported it would
  • be all over Christendom, led the imagination captive. The whole covey of
  • victims was thus netted; the household ruin was thus full and orbicular;
  • and in that proportion the tendency of men and women, flutter as they
  • might, would be helplessly and hopelessly to sink into the all-conquering
  • hands of the mighty murderer. He had but to say--my testimonials are dated
  • from No. 29 Ratcliffe Highway, and the poor vanquished imagination sank
  • powerless before the fascinating rattlesnake eye of the murderer. There is
  • not a doubt that the motive of the murderer for standing on the inner side
  • of Marr's front-door, whilst Mary stood on the outside, was--a hope that,
  • if he quietly opened the door, whisperingly counterfeiting Marr's voice,
  • and saying, What made you stay so long? possibly she might have been
  • inveigled. He was wrong; the time was past for that; Mary was now
  • maniacally awake; she began now to ring the bell and to ply the knocker
  • with unintermitting violence. And the natural consequence was, that the
  • next door neighbor, who had recently gone to bed and instantly fallen
  • asleep, was roused; and by the incessant violence of the ringing and the
  • knocking, which now obeyed a delirious and uncontrollable impulse in Mary,
  • he became sensible that some very dreadful event must be at the root of so
  • clamorous an uproar. To rise, to throw up the sash, to demand angrily the
  • cause of this unseasonable tumult, was the work of a moment. The poor girl
  • remained sufficiently mistress of herself rapidly to explain the
  • circumstance of her own absence for an hour; her belief that Mr. and Mrs.
  • Marr's family had all been murdered in the interval; and that at this very
  • moment the murderer was in the house.
  • The person to whom she addressed this statement was a pawnbroker; and a
  • thoroughly brave man he must have been; for it was a perilous undertaking,
  • merely as a trial of physical strength, singly to face a mysterious
  • assassin, who had apparently signalized his prowess by a triumph so
  • comprehensive. But, again, for the imagination it required an effort of
  • self-conquest to rush headlong into the presence of one invested with a
  • cloud of mystery, whose nation, age, motives, were all alike unknown.
  • Rarely on any field of battle has a soldier been called upon to face so
  • complex a danger. For if the entire family of his neighbor Marr had been
  • exterminated, were this indeed true, such a scale of bloodshed would seem
  • to argue that there must have been two persons as the perpetrators; or if
  • one singly had accomplished such a ruin, in that case how colossal must
  • have been his audacity! probably, also, his skill and animal power!
  • Moreover, the unknown enemy (whether single or double) would, doubtless,
  • be elaborately armed. Yet, under all these disadvantages, did this
  • fearless man rush at once to the field of butchery in his neighbor's
  • house. Waiting only to draw on his trousers, and to arm himself with the
  • kitchen poker, he went down into his own little back-yard. On this mode of
  • approach, he would have a chance of intercepting the murderer; whereas
  • from the front there would be no such chance; and there would also be
  • considerable delay in the process of breaking open the door. A brick wall,
  • nine or ten feet high, divided his own back premises from those of Marr.
  • Over this he vaulted; and at the moment when he was recalling himself to
  • the necessity of going back for a candle, he suddenly perceived a feeble
  • ray of light already glimmering on some part of Marr's premises. Marr's
  • back-door stood wide open. Probably the murderer had passed through it one
  • half minute before. Rapidly the brave man passed onwards to the shop, and
  • there beheld the carnage of the night stretched out on the floor, and the
  • narrow premises so floated with gore, that it was hardly possible to
  • escape the pollution of blood in picking out a path to the front-door. In
  • the lock of the door still remained the key which had given to the unknown
  • murderer so fatal an advantage over his victims. By this time, the heart-
  • shaking news involved in the outcries of Mary (to whom it occurred that by
  • possibility some one out of so many victims might still be within the
  • reach of medical aid, but that all would depend upon speed) had availed,
  • even at that late hour, to gather a small mob about the house. The
  • pawnbroker threw open the door. One or two watchmen headed the crowd; but
  • the soul-harrowing spectacle checked them, and impressed sudden silence
  • upon their voices, previously so loud. The tragic drama read aloud its own
  • history, and the succession of its several steps--few and summary. The
  • murderer was as yet altogether unknown; not even suspected. But there were
  • reasons for thinking that he must have been a person familiarly known to
  • Marr. He had entered the shop by opening the door after it had been closed
  • by Marr. But it was justly argued--that, after the caution conveyed to
  • Marr by the watchman, the appearance of any stranger in the shop at that
  • hour, and in so dangerous a neighborhood, and entering by so irregular and
  • suspicious a course, (_i.e._, walking in after the door had been closed,
  • and after the closing of the shutters had cut off all open communication
  • with the street), would naturally have roused Marr to an attitude of
  • vigilance and self-defence. Any indication, therefore, that Marr had _not_
  • been so roused, would argue to a certainty that _something_ had occurred
  • to neutralize this alarm, and fatally to disarm the prudent jealousies of
  • Marr. But this 'something' could only have lain in one simple fact, viz.,
  • that the person of the murderer was familiarly known to Marr as that of an
  • ordinary and unsuspected acquaintance. This being presupposed as the key
  • to all the rest, the whole course and evolution of the subsequent drama
  • becomes clear as daylight. The murderer, it is evident, had opened gently,
  • and again closed behind him with equal gentleness, the street-door. He had
  • then advanced to the little counter, all the while exchanging the ordinary
  • salutation of an old acquaintance with the unsuspecting Marr. Having
  • reached the counter, he would then ask Marr for a pair of unbleached
  • cotton socks. In a shop so small as Marr's, there could be no great
  • latitude of choice for disposing of the different commodities. The
  • arrangement of these had no doubt become familiar to the murderer; and he
  • had already ascertained that, in order to reach down the particular parcel
  • wanted at present, Marr would find it requisite to face round to the rear,
  • and, at the same moment, to raise his eyes and his hands to a level
  • eighteen inches above his own head. This movement placed him in the most
  • disadvantageous possible position with regard to the murderer, who now, at
  • the instant when Marr's hands and eyes were embarrassed, and the back of
  • his head fully exposed, suddenly from below his large surtout, had unslung
  • a heavy ship-carpenter's mallet, and, with one solitary blow, had so
  • thoroughly stunned his victim, as to leave him incapable of resistance.
  • The whole position of Marr told its own tale. He had collapsed naturally
  • behind the counter, with his hands so occupied as to confirm the whole
  • outline of the affair as I have here suggested it. Probable enough it is
  • that the very first blow, the first indication of treachery that reached
  • Marr, would also be the last blow as regarded the abolition of
  • consciousness. The murderer's plan and _rationale_ of murder started
  • systematically from this infliction of apoplexy, or at least of a stunning
  • sufficient to insure a long loss of consciousness. This opening step
  • placed the murderer at his ease. But still, as returning sense might
  • constantly have led to the fullest exposures, it was his settled practice,
  • by way of consummation, to cut the throat. To one invariable type all the
  • murders on this occasion conformed: the skull was first shattered; this
  • step secured the murderer from instant retaliation; and then, by way of
  • locking up all into eternal silence, uniformly the throat was cut. The
  • rest of the circumstances, as self-revealed, were these. The fall of Marr
  • might, probably enough, cause a dull, confused sound of a scuffle, and the
  • more so, as it could not now be confounded with any street uproar--the
  • shop-door being shut. It is more probable, however, that the signal for
  • the alarm passing down to the kitchen, would arise when the murderer
  • proceeded to cut Marr's throat. The very confined situation behind the
  • counter would render it impossible, under the critical hurry of the case,
  • to expose the throat broadly; the horrid scene would proceed by partial
  • and interrupted cuts; deep groans would arise; and then would come the
  • rush up-stairs. Against this, as the only dangerous stage in the
  • transaction, the murderer would have specially prepared. Mrs. Marr and the
  • apprentice-boy, both young and active, would make, of course, for the
  • street door; had Mary been at home, and three persons at once had combined
  • to distract the purposes of the murderer, it is barely possible that one
  • of them would have succeeded in reaching the street. But the dreadful
  • swing of the heavy mallet intercepted both the boy and his mistress before
  • they could reach the door. Each of them lay stretched out on the centre of
  • the shop floor; and the very moment that this disabling was accomplished,
  • the accursed hound was down upon their throats with his razor. The fact
  • is, that, in the mere blindness of pity for poor Marr, on hearing his
  • groans, Mrs. Marr had lost sight of her obvious policy; she and the boy
  • ought to have made for the back door; the alarm would thus have been given
  • in the open air; which, of itself, was a great point; and several means of
  • distracting the murderer's attention offered upon that course, which the
  • extreme limitation of the shop denied to them upon the other.
  • Vain would be all attempts to convey the horror which thrilled the
  • gathering spectators of this piteous tragedy. It was known to the crowd
  • that one person had, by some accident, escaped the general massacre: but
  • she was now speechless, and probably delirious; so that, in compassion for
  • her pitiable situation, one female neighbor had carried her away, and put
  • her to bed. Hence it had happened, for a longer space of time than could
  • else have been possible, that no person present was sufficiently
  • acquainted with the Marrs to be aware of the little infant; for the bold
  • pawnbroker had gone off to make a communication to the coroner; and
  • another neighbor to lodge some evidence which he thought urgent at a
  • neighboring police-office. Suddenly some person appeared amongst the crowd
  • who was aware that the murdered parents had a young infant; this would be
  • found either below-stairs, or in one of the bedrooms above. Immediately a
  • stream of people poured down into the kitchen, where at once they saw the
  • cradle--but with the bedclothes in a state of indescribable confusion. On
  • disentangling these, pools of blood became visible; and the next ominous
  • sign was, that the hood of the cradle had been smashed to pieces. It
  • became evident that the wretch had found himself doubly embarrassed--
  • first, by the arched hood at the head of the cradle, which, accordingly,
  • he had beat into a ruin with his mallet, and secondly, by the gathering of
  • the blankets and pillows about the baby's head. The free play of his blows
  • had thus been baffled. And he had therefore finished the scene by applying
  • his razor to the throat of the little innocent; after which, with no
  • apparent purpose, as though he had become confused by the spectacle of his
  • own atrocities, he had busied himself in piling the clothes elaborately
  • over the child's corpse. This incident undeniably gave the character of a
  • vindictive proceeding to the whole affair, and so far confirmed the
  • current rumor that the quarrel between Williams and Marr had originated in
  • rivalship. One writer, indeed, alleged that the murderer might have found
  • it necessary for his own safety to extinguish the crying of the child; but
  • it was justly replied, that a child only eight months old could not have
  • cried under any sense of the tragedy proceeding, but simply in its
  • ordinary way for the absence of its mother; and such a cry, even if
  • audible at all out of the house, must have been precisely what the
  • neighbors were hearing constantly, so that it could have drawn no special
  • attention, nor suggested any reasonable alarm to the murderer. No one
  • incident, indeed, throughout the whole tissue of atrocities, so much
  • envenomed the popular fury against the unknown ruffian, as this useless
  • butchery of the infant.
  • Naturally, on the Sunday morning that dawned four or five hours later, the
  • case was too full of horror not to diffuse itself in all directions; but I
  • have no reason to think that it crept into any one of the numerous Sunday
  • papers. In the regular course, any ordinary occurrence, not occurring, or
  • not transpiring until fifteen minutes after 1 A. M. on a Sunday morning,
  • would first reach the public ear through the Monday editions of the Sunday
  • papers, and the regular morning papers of the Monday. But, if such were
  • the course pursued on this occasion, never can there have been a more
  • signal oversight. For it is certain, that to have met the public demand
  • for details on the Sunday, which might so easily have been done by
  • cancelling a couple of dull columns, and substituting a circumstantial
  • narrative, for which the pawnbroker and the watchman could have furnished
  • the materials, would have made a small fortune. By proper handbills
  • dispersed through all quarters of the infinite metropolis, two hundred and
  • fifty thousand extra copies might have been sold; that is, by any journal
  • that should have collected _exclusive_ materials, meeting the public
  • excitement, everywhere stirred to the centre by flying rumors, and
  • everywhere burning for ampler information. On the Sunday se'ennight
  • (Sunday the _octave_ from the event), took place the funeral of the
  • Marrs; in the first coffin was placed Marr; in the second Mrs. Marr, and
  • the baby in her arms; in the third the apprentice boy. They were buried
  • side by side; and thirty thousand laboring people followed the funeral
  • procession, with horror and grief written in their countenances.
  • As yet no whisper was astir that indicated, even conjecturally, the
  • hideous author of these ruins--this patron of grave-diggers. Had as much
  • been known on this Sunday of the funeral concerning that person as became
  • known universally six days later, the people would have gone right from
  • the churchyard to the murderer's lodgings, and (brooking no delay) would
  • have torn him limb from limb. As yet, however, in mere default of any
  • object on whom reasonable suspicion could settle, the public wrath was
  • compelled to suspend itself. Else, far indeed from showing any tendency to
  • subside, the public emotion strengthened every day conspicuously, as the
  • reverberation of the shock began to travel back from the provinces to the
  • capital. On every great road in the kingdom, continual arrests were made
  • of vagrants and 'trampers,' who could give no satisfactory account of
  • themselves, or whose appearance in any respect answered to the imperfect
  • description of Williams furnished by the watchman.
  • With this mighty tide of pity and indignation pointing backwards to the
  • dreadful past, there mingled also in the thoughts of reflecting persons an
  • under-current of fearful expectation for the immediate future. 'The
  • earthquake,' to quote a fragment from a striking passage in Wordsworth--
  • 'The earthquake is not satisfied at once.'
  • All perils, specially malignant, are recurrent. A murderer, who is such by
  • passion and by a wolfish craving for bloodshed as a mode of unnatural
  • luxury, cannot relapse into _inertia_. Such a man, even more than the
  • Alpine chamois hunter, comes to crave the dangers and the hairbreadth
  • escapes of his trade, as a condiment for seasoning the insipid monotonies
  • of daily life. But, apart from the hellish instincts that might too surely
  • be relied on for renewed atrocities, it was clear that the murderer of the
  • Marrs, wheresoever lurking, must be a needy man; and a needy man of that
  • class least likely to seek or to find resources in honorable modes of
  • industry; for which, equally by haughty disgust and by disuse of the
  • appropriate habits, men of violence are specially disqualified. Were it,
  • therefore, merely for a livelihood, the murderer whom all hearts were
  • yearning to decipher, might be expected to make his resurrection on some
  • stage of horror, after a reasonable interval. Even in the Marr murder,
  • granting that it had been governed chiefly by cruel and vindictive
  • impulses, it was still clear that the desire of booty had co-operated with
  • such feelings. Equally clear it was that this desire must have been
  • disappointed: excepting the trivial sum reserved by Marr for the week's
  • expenditure, the murderer found, doubtless, little or nothing that he
  • could turn to account. Two guineas, perhaps, would be the outside of what
  • he had obtained in the way of booty. A week or so would see the end of
  • that. The conviction, therefore, of all people was, that in a month or
  • two, when the fever of excitement might a little have cooled down, or have
  • been superseded by other topics of fresher interest, so that the newborn
  • vigilance of household life would have had time to relax, some new murder,
  • equally appalling, might be counted upon.
  • Such was the public expectation. Let the reader then figure to himself the
  • pure frenzy of horror when in this hush of expectation, looking, indeed,
  • and waiting for the unknown arm to strike once more, but not believing
  • that any audacity could be equal to such an attempt as yet, whilst all
  • eyes were watching, suddenly, on the twelfth night from the Marr murder, a
  • second case of the same mysterious nature, a murder on the same
  • exterminating plan was perpetrated in the very same neighborhood. It was
  • on the Thursday next but one succeeding to the Marr murder that this
  • second atrocity took place; and many people thought at the time, that in
  • its dramatic features of thrilling interest, this second case even went
  • beyond the first. The family which suffered in this instance was that of a
  • Mr. Williamson; and the house was situated, if not absolutely _in_
  • Ratcliffe Highway, at any rate immediately round the corner of some
  • secondary street, running at right angles to this public thoroughfare, Mr.
  • Williamson was a well-known and respectable man, long settled in that
  • district; he was supposed to be rich; and more with a view to the
  • employment furnished by such a calling, than with much anxiety for further
  • accumulations, he kept a sort of tavern; which, in this respect, might be
  • considered on an old patriarchal footing--that, although people of
  • considerable property resorted to the house in the evenings, no kind of
  • anxious separation was maintained between them and the other visitors from
  • the class of artisans or common laborers. Anybody who conducted himself
  • with propriety was free to take a seat, and call for any liquor that he
  • might prefer. And thus the society was pretty miscellaneous; in part
  • stationary, but in some proportion fluctuating. The household consisted of
  • the following five persons:--1. Mr. Williamson, its head, who was an old
  • man above seventy, and was well fitted for his situation, being civil, and
  • not at all morose, but, at the same time, firm in maintaining order; 2.
  • Mrs. Williamson, his wife, about ten years younger than himself; 3. a
  • little grand-daughter, about nine years old; 4. a housemaid, who was
  • nearly forty years old; 5. a young journeyman, aged about twenty-six,
  • belonging to some manufacturing establishment (of what class I have
  • forgotten); neither do I remember of what nation he was. It was the
  • established rule at Mr. Williamson's, that, exactly as the clock struck
  • eleven, all the company, without favor or exception, moved off. That was
  • one of the customs by which, in so stormy a district, Mr. Williamson had
  • found it possible to keep his house free from brawls. On the present
  • Thursday night everything had gone on as usual, except for one slight
  • shadow of suspicion, which had caught the attention of more persons than
  • one. Perhaps at a less agitating time it would hardly have been noticed;
  • but now, when the first question and the last in all social meetings
  • turned upon the Marrs, and their unknown murderer, it was a circumstance
  • naturally fitted to cause some uneasiness, that a stranger, of sinister
  • appearance, in a wide surtout, had flitted in and out of the room at
  • intervals during the evening; had sometimes retired from the light into
  • obscure corners; and, by more than one person, had been observed stealing
  • into the private passages of the house. It was presumed in general, that
  • the man must be known to Williamson. And in some slight degree, as an
  • occasional customer of the house, it is not impossible that he _was_.
  • But afterwards, this repulsive stranger, with his cadaverous ghastliness,
  • extraordinary hair, and glazed eyes, showing himself intermittingly
  • through the hours from 8 to 11 P.M., revolved upon the memory of all who
  • had steadily observed him with something of the same freezing effect as
  • belongs to the two assassins in 'Macbeth,' who present themselves reeking
  • from the murder of Banquo, and gleaming dimly, with dreadful faces, from
  • the misty background, athwart the pomps of the regal banquet.
  • Meantime the clock struck eleven; the company broke up; the door of
  • entrance was nearly closed; and at this moment of general dispersion the
  • situation of the five inmates left upon the premises was precisely this:
  • the three elders, viz., Williamson, his wife, and his female servant, were
  • all occupied on the ground floor--Williamson himself was drawing ale,
  • porter, &c., for those neighbors, in whose favor the house-door had been
  • left ajar, until the hour of twelve should strike; Mrs. Williamson and her
  • servant were moving to and fro between the back-kitchen and a little
  • parlor; the little grand-daughter, whose sleeping-room was on the
  • _first_ floor (which term in London means always the floor raised by
  • one flight of stairs above the level of the street), had been fast asleep
  • since nine o'clock; lastly, the journeyman artisan had retired to rest for
  • some time. He was a regular lodger in the house; and his bedroom was on
  • the second floor. For some time he had been undressed, and had lain down
  • in bed. Being, as a working man, bound to habits of early rising, he was
  • naturally anxious to fall asleep as soon as possible. But, on this
  • particular night, his uneasiness, arising from the recent murders at No.
  • 29, rose to a paroxysm of nervous excitement which kept him awake. It is
  • possible, that from somebody he had heard of the suspicious-looking
  • stranger, or might even personally observed him slinking about. But, were
  • it otherwise, he was aware of several circumstances dangerously affecting
  • this house; for instance, the ruffianism of this whole neighborhood, and
  • the disagreeable fact that the Marrs had lived within a few doors of this
  • very house, which again argued that the murderer also lived at no great
  • distance. These were matters of _general_ alarm. But there were others
  • peculiar to this house; in particular, the notoriety of Williamson's
  • opulence; the belief, whether well or ill founded, that he accumulated, in
  • desks and drawers, the money continually flowing into his hands; and
  • lastly, the danger so ostentatiously courted by that habit of leaving the
  • house-door ajar through one entire hour--and that hour loaded with extra
  • danger, by the well-advertised assurance that no collision need be feared
  • with chance convivial visiters, since all such people were banished at
  • eleven. A regulation, which had hitherto operated beneficially for the
  • character and comfort of the house, now, on the contrary, under altered
  • circumstances, became a positive proclamation of exposure and
  • defencelessness, through one entire period of an hour. Williamson himself,
  • it was said generally, being a large unwieldy man, past seventy, and
  • signally inactive, ought, in prudence, to make the locking of his door
  • coincident with the dismissal of his evening party.
  • Upon these and other grounds of alarm (particularly this, that Mrs.
  • Williamson was reported to possess a considerable quantity of plate), the
  • journeyman was musing painfully, and the time might be within twenty-eight
  • or twenty-five minutes of twelve, when all at once, with a crash,
  • proclaiming some hand of hideous violence, the house-door was suddenly
  • shut and locked. Here, then, beyond all doubt, was the diabolic man,
  • clothed in mystery, from No. 29 Ratcliffe Highway. Yes, that dreadful
  • being, who for twelve days had employed all thoughts and all tongues, was
  • now, too certainly, in this defenceless house, and would, in a few
  • minutes, be face to face with every one of its inmates. A question still
  • lingered in the public mind--whether at Marr's there might not have been
  • _two_ men at work. If so, there would be two at present; and one of
  • the two would be immediately disposable for the up-stairs work; since no
  • danger could obviously be more immediately fatal to such an attack than
  • any alarm given from an upper window to the passengers in the street.
  • Through one half-minute the poor panic-stricken man sat up motionless in
  • bed. But then he rose, his first movement being towards the door of his
  • room. Not for any purpose of securing it against intrusion--too well he
  • knew that there was no fastening of any sort--neither lock, nor bolt; nor
  • was there any such moveable furniture in the room as might have availed to
  • barricade the door, even if time could be counted on for such an attempt.
  • It was no effect of prudence, merely the fascination of killing fear it
  • was, that drove him to open the door. One step brought him to the head of
  • the stairs: he lowered his head over the balustrade in order to listen;
  • and at that moment ascended, from the little parlor, this agonizing cry
  • from the woman-servant, 'Lord Jesus Christ! we shall all be murdered!'
  • What a Medusa's head must have lurked in those dreadful bloodless
  • features, and those glazed rigid eyes, that seemed rightfully belonging to
  • a corpse, when one glance at them sufficed to proclaim a death-warrant.
  • Three separate death-struggles were by this time over; and the poor
  • petrified journeyman, quite unconscious of what he was doing, in blind,
  • passive, self-surrender to panic, absolutely descended both flights of
  • stairs. Infinite terror inspired him with the same impulse as might have
  • been inspired by headlong courage. In his shirt, and upon old decaying
  • stairs, that at times creaked under his feet, he continued to descend,
  • until he had reached the lowest step but four. The situation was
  • tremendous beyond any that is on record. A sneeze, a cough, almost a
  • breathing, and the young man would be a corpse, without a chance or a
  • struggle for his life. The murderer was at that time in the little parlor
  • --the door of which parlor faced you in descending the stairs; and this
  • door stood ajar; indeed, much more considerably open than what is
  • understood by the term 'ajar.' Of that quadrant, or 90 degrees, which the
  • door would describe in swinging so far open as to stand at right angles to
  • the lobby, or to itself, in a closed position, 55 degrees at the least
  • were exposed. Consequently, two out of three corpses were exposed to the
  • young man's gaze. Where was the third? And the murderer--where was he? As
  • to the murderer, he was walking rapidly backwards and forwards in the
  • parlor, audible but not visible at first, being engaged with something or
  • other in that part of the room which the door still concealed. What the
  • something might be, the sound soon explained; he was applying keys
  • tentatively to a cupboard, a closet, and a scrutoire, in the hidden part
  • of the room. Very soon, however, he came into view; but, fortunately for
  • the young man, at this critical moment, the murderer's purpose too
  • entirely absorbed him to allow of his throwing a glance to the staircase,
  • on which else the white figure of the journeyman, standing in motionless
  • horror, would have been detected in one instant, and seasoned for the
  • grave in the second. As to the third corpse, the missing corpse, viz., Mr.
  • Williamson's, _that_ is in the cellar; and how its local position can
  • be accounted for, remains a separate question much discussed at the time,
  • but never satisfactorily cleared up. Meantime, that Williamson was dead,
  • became evident to the young man; since else he would have been heard
  • stirring or groaning. Three friends, therefore, out of four, whom the
  • young man had parted with forty minutes ago, were now extinguished;
  • remained, therefore, 40 per cent. (a large per centage for Williams to
  • leave); remained, in fact, himself and his pretty young friend, the little
  • grand-daughter, whose childish innocence was still slumbering without fear
  • for herself, or grief for her aged grand-parents. If _they_ are gone
  • for ever, happily one friend (for such he will prove himself, indeed, if
  • from such a danger he can save this child) is pretty near to her. But
  • alas! he is still nearer to a murderer. At this moment he is unnerved for
  • any exertion whatever; he has changed into a pillar of ice; for the
  • objects before him, separated by just thirteen feet, are these:--The
  • housemaid had been caught by the murderer on her knees; she was kneeling
  • before the fire-grate, which she had been polishing with black lead. That
  • part of her task was finished; and she had passed on to another task,
  • viz., the filling of the grate with wood and coals, not for kindling at
  • this moment, but so as to have it ready for kindling on the next day. The
  • appearances all showed that she must have been engaged in this labor at
  • the very moment when the murderer entered; and perhaps the succession of
  • the incidents arranged itself as follows:--From the awful ejaculation and
  • loud outcry to Christ, as overheard by the journeyman, it was clear that
  • then first she had been alarmed; yet this was at least one and a-half or
  • even two minutes after the door-slamming. Consequently the alarm which had
  • so fearfully and seasonably alarmed the young man, must, in some
  • unaccountable way, have been misinterpreted by the two women. It was said,
  • at the time, that Mrs. Williamson labored under some dulness of hearing;
  • and it was conjectured that the servant, having her ears filled with the
  • noise of her own scrubbing, and her head half under the grate, might have
  • confounded it with the street noises, or else might have imputed this
  • violent closure to some mischievous boys. But, howsoever explained, the
  • fact was evident, that, until the words of appeal to Christ, the servant
  • had noticed nothing suspicious, nothing which interrupted her labors. If
  • so, it followed that neither had Mrs. Williamson noticed anything; for, in
  • that case, she would have communicated her own alarm to the servant, since
  • both were in the same small room. Apparently the course of things after
  • the murderer had entered the room was this:--Mrs. Williamson had probably
  • not seen him, from the accident of standing with her back to the door.
  • Her, therefore, before he was himself observed at all, he had stunned and
  • prostrated by a shattering blow on the back of her head; this blow,
  • inflicted by a crow-bar, had smashed in the hinder part of the skull. She
  • fell; and by the noise of her fall (for all was the work of a moment) had
  • first roused the attention of the servant; who then uttered the cry which
  • had reached the young man; but before she could repeat it, the murderer
  • had descended with his uplifted instrument upon _her_ head, crushing
  • the skull inwards upon the brain. Both the women were irrecoverably
  • destroyed, so that further outrages were needless; and, moreover, the
  • murderer was conscious of the imminent danger from delay; and yet, in
  • spite of his hurry, so fully did he appreciate the fatal consequences to
  • himself, if any of his victims should so far revive into consciousness as
  • to make circumstantial depositions, that, by way of making this
  • impossible, he had proceeded instantly to cut the throats of each. All
  • this tallied with the appearances as now presenting themselves. Mrs.
  • Williamson had fallen backwards with her head to the door; the servant,
  • from her kneeling posture, had been incapable of rising, and had presented
  • her head passively to blows; after which, the miscreant had but to bend
  • her head backwards so as to expose her throat, and the murder was
  • finished.
  • It is remarkable that the young artisan, paralyzed as he had been by fear,
  • and evidently fascinated for a time so as to walk right towards the lion's
  • mouth, yet found himself able to notice everything important. The reader
  • must suppose him at this point watching the murderer whilst hanging over
  • the body of Mrs. Williamson, and whilst renewing his search for certain
  • important keys. Doubtless it was an anxious situation for the murderer;
  • for, unless he speedily found the keys wanted, all this hideous tragedy
  • would end in nothing but a prodigious increase of the public horror, in
  • tenfold precautions therefore, and redoubled obstacles interposed between
  • himself and his future game. Nay, there was even a nearer interest at
  • stake; his own immediate safety might, by a probable accident, be
  • compromised. Most of those who came to the house for liquor were giddy
  • girls or children, who, on finding this house closed, would go off
  • carelessly to some other; but, let any thoughtful woman or man come to the
  • door now, a full quarter of an hour before the established time of
  • closing, in that case suspicion would arise too powerful to be checked.
  • There would be a sudden alarm given; after which, mere luck would decide
  • the event. For it is a remarkable fact, and one that illustrates the
  • singular inconsistency of this villain, who, being often so superfluously
  • subtle, was in other directions so reckless and improvident, that at this
  • very moment, standing amongst corpses that had deluged the little parlor
  • with blood, Williams must have been in considerable doubt whether he had
  • any sure means of egress. There were windows, he knew, to the back; but
  • upon what ground they opened, he seems to have had no certain information;
  • and in a neighborhood so dangerous, the windows of the lower story would
  • not improbably be nailed down; those in the upper might be free, but then
  • came the necessity of a leap too formidable. From all this, however, the
  • sole practical inference was to hurry forward with the trial of further
  • keys, and to detect the hidden treasure. This it was, this intense
  • absorption in one overmastering pursuit, that dulled the murderer's
  • perceptions as to all around him; otherwise, he must have heard the
  • breathing of the young man, which to himself at times became fearfully
  • audible. As the murderer stood once more over the body of Mrs. Williamson,
  • and searched her pockets more narrowly, he pulled out various clusters of
  • keys, one of which dropping, gave a harsh gingling sound upon the floor.
  • At this time it was that the secret witness, from his secret stand,
  • noticed the fact of Williams's surtout being lined with silk of the finest
  • quality. One other fact he noticed, which eventually became more
  • immediately important than many stronger circumstances of incrimination;
  • this was, that the shoes of the murderer, apparently new, and bought,
  • probably, with poor Marr's money, creaked as he walked, harshly and
  • frequently. With the new clusters of keys, the murderer walked off to the
  • hidden section of the parlor. And here, at last, was suggested to the
  • journeyman the sudden opening for an escape. Some minutes would be lost to
  • a certainty trying all these keys; and subsequently in searching the
  • drawers, supposing that the keys answered--or in violently forcing them,
  • supposing that they did _not_. He might thus count upon a brief interval
  • of leisure, whilst the rattling of the keys might obscure to the murderer
  • the creaking of the stairs under the re-ascending journeyman. His plan
  • was now formed: on regaining his bedroom, he placed the bed against
  • the door by way of a transient retardation to the enemy, that might give
  • him a short warning, and in the worst extremity, might give him a chance
  • for life by means of a desperate leap. This change made as quietly as
  • possible, he tore the sheets, pillow-cases, and blankets into broad
  • ribbons; and after plaiting them into ropes, spliced the different lengths
  • together. But at the very first he descries this ugly addition to his
  • labors. Where shall he look for any staple, hook, bar, or other fixture,
  • from which his rope, when twisted, may safely depend? Measured from the
  • window-_sill_--_i.e._, the lowest part of the window architrave--there
  • count but twenty-two or twenty-three feet to the ground. Of this length
  • ten or twelve feet may be looked upon as cancelled, because to that
  • extent he might drop without danger. So much being deducted, there would
  • remain, say, a dozen feet of rope to prepare. But, unhappily, there is no
  • stout iron fixture anywhere about his window. The nearest, indeed the sole
  • fixture of that sort, is not near to the window at all; it is a spike
  • fixed (for no reason at all that is apparent) in the bed-tester; now, the
  • bed being shifted, the spike is shifted; and its distance from the window,
  • having been always four feet, is now seven. Seven entire feet, therefore,
  • must be added to that which would have sufficed if measured from the
  • window. But courage! God, by the proverb of all nations in Christendom,
  • helps those that help themselves. This our young man thankfully
  • acknowledges; he reads already, in the very fact of any spike at all being
  • found where hitherto it has been useless, an earnest of providential aid.
  • Were it only for himself that he worked, he could not feel himself
  • meritoriously employed; but this is not so; in deep sincerity, he is now
  • agitated for the poor child, whom he knows and loves; every minute, he
  • feels, brings ruin nearer to _her_; and, as he passed her door, his
  • first thought had been to take her out of bed in his arms, and to carry
  • her where she might share his chances. But, on consideration, he felt that
  • this sudden awaking of her, and the impossibility of even whispering any
  • explanation, would cause her to cry audibly; and the inevitable
  • indiscretion of one would be fatal to the two. As the Alpine avalanches,
  • when suspended above the traveller's head, oftentimes (we are told) come
  • down through the stirring of the air by a simple whisper, precisely on
  • such a tenure of a whisper was now suspended the murderous malice of the
  • man below. No; there is but one way to save the child; towards _her_
  • deliverance, the first step is through his own. And he has made an
  • excellent beginning; for the spike, which too fearfully he had expected to
  • see torn away by any strain upon the half-carious wood, stands firmly when
  • tried against the pressure of his own weight. He has rapidly fastened on
  • to it three lengths of his new rope, measuring eleven feet. He plaits it
  • roughly; so that only three feet have been lost in the intertwisting; he
  • has spliced on a second length equal to the first; so that, already,
  • sixteen feet are ready to throw out of the window; and thus, let the worst
  • come to the worst, it will not be absolute ruin to swarm down the rope so
  • far as it will reach, and then to drop boldly. All this has been
  • accomplished in about six minutes; and the hot contest between above and
  • below is steadily but fervently proceeding. Murderer is working hard in
  • the parlor; journeyman is working hard in the bedroom. Miscreant is
  • getting on famously down-stairs; one batch of bank-notes he has already
  • bagged; and is hard upon the scent of a second. He has also sprung a covey
  • of golden coins. Sovereigns as yet were not; but guineas at this period
  • fetched thirty shillings a-piece; and he has worked his way into a little
  • quarry of these. Murderer is almost joyous; and if any creature is still
  • living in this house, as shrewdly he suspects, and very soon means to
  • know, with that creature he would be happy, before cutting the creature's
  • throat, to drink a glass of something. Instead of the glass, might he not
  • make a present to the poor creature of its throat? Oh no! impossible!
  • Throats are a sort of thing that he never makes presents of; business--
  • business must be attended to. Really the two men, considered simply as men
  • of business, are both meritorious. Like chorus and semi-chorus, strophe
  • and antistrophe, they work each against the other. Pull journeyman, pull
  • murderer! Pull baker, pull devil! As regards the journeyman, he is now
  • safe. To his sixteen feet, of which seven are neutralized by the distance
  • of the bed, he has at last added six feet more, which will be short of
  • reaching the ground by perhaps ten feet--a trifle which man or boy may
  • drop without injury. All is safe, therefore, for him: which is more than
  • one can be sure of for miscreant in the parlor. Miscreant, however, takes
  • it coolly enough: the reason being, that, with all his cleverness, for
  • once in his life miscreant has been over-reached. The reader and I know,
  • but miscreant does not in the least suspect, a little fact of some
  • importance, viz., that just now through a space of full three minutes he
  • has been overlooked and studied by one, who (though reading in a dreadful
  • book, and suffering under mortal panic) took accurate notes of so much as
  • his limited opportunities allowed him to see, and will assuredly report
  • the creaking shoes and the silk-mounted surtout in quarters where such
  • little facts will tell very little to his advantage. But, although it is
  • true that Mr. Williams, unaware of the journeyman's having 'assisted' at
  • the examination of Mrs. Williamson's pockets, could not connect any
  • anxiety with that person's subsequent proceedings', nor specially,
  • therefore, with his having embarked in the rope-weaving line, assuredly he
  • knew of reasons enough for not loitering. And yet he _did_ loiter.
  • Reading his acts by the light of such mute traces as he left behind him,
  • the police became aware that latterly he must have loitered. And the
  • reason which governed him is striking; because at once it records--that
  • murder was not pursued by him simply as a means to an end, but also as an
  • end for itself. Mr. Williams had now been upon the premises for perhaps
  • fifteen or twenty minutes; and in that space of time he had dispatched, in
  • a style satisfactory to himself, a considerable amount of business. He had
  • done, in commercial language, 'a good stroke of business.' Upon two
  • floors, viz., the cellar-floor and the ground-floor, he has 'accounted
  • for' all the population. But there remained at least two floors more; and
  • it now occurred to Mr. Williams that, although the landlord's somewhat
  • chilling manner had shut him out from any familiar knowledge of the
  • household arrangements, too probably on one or other of those floors there
  • must be some throats. As to plunder, he has already bagged the whole. And
  • it was next to impossible that any arrear the most trivial should still
  • remain for a gleaner. But the throats--the throats--there it was that
  • arrears and gleanings might perhaps be counted on. And thus it appeared
  • that, in his wolfish thirst for blood, Mr. Williams put to hazard the
  • whole fruits of his night's work, and his life into the bargain. At this
  • moment, if the murderer knew all, could he see the open window above
  • stairs ready for the descent of the journeyman, could he witness the life-
  • and-death rapidity with which that journeyman is working, could he guess
  • at the almighty uproar which within ninety seconds will be maddening the
  • population of this populous district--no picture of a maniac in flight of
  • panic or in pursuit of vengeance would adequately represent the agony of
  • haste with which he would himself be hurrying to the street-door for final
  • evasion. That mode of escape was still free. Even at this moment, there
  • yet remained time sufficient for a successful flight, and, therefore, for
  • the following revolution in the romance of his own abominable life. He had
  • in his pockets above a hundred pounds of booty; means, therefore, for a
  • full disguise. This very night, if he will shave off his yellow hair, and
  • blacken his eyebrows, buying, when morning light returns, a dark-colored
  • wig, and clothes such as may co-operate in personating the character of a
  • grave professional man, he may elude all suspicions of impertinent
  • policemen; may sail by any one of a hundred vessels bound for any port
  • along the huge line of sea-board (stretching through twenty-four hundred
  • miles) of the American United States; may enjoy fifty years for leisurely
  • repentance; and may even die in the odor of sanctity. On the other hand,
  • if he prefer active life, it is not impossible that, with _his_ subtlety,
  • hardihood, and unscrupulousness, in a land where the simple process of
  • naturalization converts the alien at once into a child of the family, he
  • might rise to the president's chair; might have a statue at his death; and
  • afterwards a life in three volumes quarto, with no hint glancing towards
  • No. 29 Ratcliffe Highway. But all depends on the next ninety seconds.
  • Within that time there is a sharp turn to be taken; there is a wrong turn,
  • and a right turn. Should his better angel guide him to the right one, all
  • may yet go well as regards this world's prosperity. But behold! in two
  • minutes from this point we shall see him take the wrong one: and then
  • Nemesis will be at his heels with ruin perfect and sudden.
  • Meantime, if the murderer allows himself to loiter, the ropemaker overhead
  • does _not_. Well he knows that the poor child's fate is on the edge
  • of a razor: for all turns upon the alarm being raised before the murderer
  • reaches her bedside. And at this very moment, whilst desperate agitation
  • is nearly paralyzing his fingers, he hears the sullen stealthy step of the
  • murderer creeping up through the darkness. It had been the expectation of
  • the journeyman (founded on the clamorous uproar with which the street-door
  • was slammed) that Williams, when disposable for his up-stairs work, would
  • come racing at a long jubilant gallop, and with a tiger roar; and perhaps,
  • on his natural instincts, he would have done so. But this mode of
  • approach, which was of dreadful effect when applied to a case of surprise,
  • became dangerous in the case of people who might by this time have been
  • placed fully upon their guard. The step which he had heard was on the
  • staircase--but upon which stair? He fancied upon the lowest: and in a
  • movement so slow and cautious, even this might make all the difference;
  • yet might it not have been the tenth, twelfth, or fourteenth stair? Never,
  • perhaps, in this world did any man feel his own responsibility so cruelly
  • loaded and strained, as at this moment did the poor journeyman on behalf
  • of the slumbering child. Lose but two seconds, through awkwardness or
  • through the self-counteractions of panic, and for _her_ the total
  • difference arose between life and death. Still there is a hope: and
  • nothing can so frightfully expound the hellish nature of him whose baleful
  • shadow, to speak astrologically, at this moment darkens the house of life,
  • than the simple expression of the ground on which this hope rested. The
  • journeyman felt sure that the murderer would not be satisfied to kill the
  • poor child whilst unconscious. This would be to defeat his whole purpose
  • in murdering her at all. To an epicure in murder such as Williams, it
  • would be taking away the very sting of the enjoyment, if the poor child
  • should be suffered to drink off the bitter cup of death without fully
  • apprehending the misery of the situation. But this luckily would require
  • time: the double confusion of mind, first, from being roused up at so
  • unusual an hour, and, secondly, from the horror of the occasion when
  • explained to her, would at first produce fainting, or some mode of
  • insensibility or distraction, such as must occupy a considerable time. The
  • logic of the case, in short, all rested upon the _ultra_ fiendishness
  • of Williams. Were he likely to be content with the mere fact of the
  • child's death, apart from the process and leisurely expansion of its
  • mental agony--in that case there would be no hope. But, because our
  • present murderer is fastidiously finical in his exactions--a sort of
  • martinet in the scenical grouping and draping of the circumstances in his
  • murders--therefore it is that hope becomes reasonable, since all such
  • refinements of preparation demand time. Murders of mere necessity Williams
  • was obliged to hurry; but, in a murder of pure voluptuousness, entirely
  • disinterested, where no hostile witness was to be removed, no extra booty
  • to be gained, and no revenge to be gratified, it is clear that to hurry
  • would be altogether to ruin. If this child, therefore, is to be saved, it
  • will be on pure aesthetical considerations. [5]
  • But all considerations whatever are at this moment suddenly cut short. A
  • second step is heard on the stairs, but still stealthy and cautious; a
  • third--and then the child's doom seems fixed. But just at that. moment all
  • is ready. The window is wide open; the rope is swinging free; the
  • journeyman has launched himself; and already he is in the first stage of
  • his descent. Simply by the weight of his person he descended, and by the
  • resistance of his hands he retarded the descent. The danger was, that the
  • rope should run too smoothly through his hands, and that by too rapid an
  • acceleration of pace he should come violently to the ground. Happily he
  • was able to resist the descending impetus: the knots of the splicings
  • furnished a succession of retardations. But the rope proved shorter by
  • four or five feet than he had calculated: ten or eleven feet from the
  • ground he hung suspended in the air; speechless for the present, through
  • long-continued agitation; and not daring to drop boldly on the rough
  • carriage pavement, lest he should fracture his legs. But the night was not
  • dark, as it had been on occasion of the Marr murders. And yet, for
  • purposes of criminal police, it was by accident worse than the darkest
  • night that ever hid a murder or baffled a pursuit. London, from east to
  • west, was covered with a deep pall (rising from the river) of universal
  • fog. Hence it happened, that for twenty or thirty seconds the young man
  • hanging in the air was not observed. His white shirt at length attracted
  • notice. Three or four people ran up, and received him in their arms, all
  • anticipating some dreadful annunciation. To what house did he belong? Even
  • _that_ was not instantly apparent; but he pointed with his finger to
  • Williamson's door, and said in a half-choking whisper--'_Marr's murderer,
  • now at work!_'
  • All explained itself in a moment: the silent language of the fact made its
  • own eloquent revelation. The mysterious exterminator of No. 29 Ratcliffe
  • Highway had visited another house; and, behold! one man only had escaped
  • through the air, and in his night-dress, to tell the tale.
  • Superstitiously, there was something to check the pursuit of this
  • unintelligible criminal. Morally, and in the interests of vindictive
  • justice, there was everything to rouse, quicken, and sustain it.
  • Yes, Marr's murderer--the man of mystery--was again at work; at this
  • moment perhaps extinguishing some lamp of life, and not at any remote
  • place, but here--in the very house which the listeners to this dreadful
  • announcement were actually touching. The chaos and blind uproar of the
  • scene which followed, measured by the crowded reports in the journals of
  • many subsequent days, and in one feature of that case, has never to my
  • knowledge had its parallel; or, if a parallel, only in one case--what
  • followed, I mean, on the acquittal of the seven bishops at Westminster in
  • 1688. At present there was more than passionate enthusiasm. The frenzied
  • movement of mixed horror and exultation--the ululation of vengeance which
  • ascended instantaneously from the individual street, and then by a sublime
  • sort of magnetic contagion from all the adjacent streets, can be
  • adequately expressed only by a rapturous passage in Shelley:--
  • 'The transport of a fierce and monstrous gladness
  • Spread through the multitudinous streets, fast flying
  • Upon the wings of fear:--From his dull madness
  • The starveling waked, and died in joy: the dying,
  • Among the corpses in stark agony lying,
  • Just heard the happy tidings, and in hope
  • Closed their faint eyes: from house to house replying
  • With loud acclaim the living shook heaven's cope,
  • And fill'd the startled earth with echoes.' [6]
  • There was something, indeed, half inexplicable in the instantaneous
  • interpretation of the gathering shout according to its true meaning. In
  • fact, the deadly roar of vengeance, and its sublime unity, _could_
  • point in this district only to the one demon whose idea had brooded and
  • tyrannized, for twelve days, over the general heart: every door, every
  • window in the neighborhood, flew open as if at a word of command;
  • multitudes, without waiting for the regular means of egress, leaped down
  • at once from the windows on the lower story; sick men rose from their
  • beds; in one instance, as if expressly to verify the image of Shelley (in
  • v. 4, 5, 6, 7), a man whose death had been looked for through some days,
  • and who actually _did_ die on the following day, rose, armed himself
  • with a sword, and descended in his shirt into the street. The chance was a
  • good one, and the mob were made aware of it, for catching the wolfish dog
  • in the high noon and carnival of his bloody revels--in the very centre of
  • his own shambles. For a moment the mob was self-baffled by its own numbers
  • and its own fury. But even that fury felt the call for self-control. It
  • was evident that the massy street-door must be driven in, since there was
  • no longer any living person to co-operate with their efforts from within,
  • excepting only a female child. Crowbars dexterously applied in one minute
  • threw the door out of hangings, and the people entered like a torrent. It
  • may be guessed with what fret and irritation to their consuming fury, a
  • signal of pause and absolute silence was made by a person of local
  • importance. In the hope of receiving some useful communication, the mob
  • became silent. 'Now listen,' said the man of authority, 'and we shall
  • learn whether he is above-stairs or below.' Immediately a noise was heard
  • as if of some one forcing windows, and clearly the sound came from a
  • bedroom above. Yes, the fact was apparent that the murderer was even yet
  • in the house: he had been caught in a trap. Not having made himself
  • familiar with the details of Williamson's house, to all appearance he had
  • suddenly become a prisoner in one of the upper rooms. Towards this the
  • crowd now rushed impetuously. The door, however, was found to be slightly
  • fastened; and, at the moment when this was forced, a loud crash of the
  • window, both glass and frame, announced that the wretch had made his
  • escape. He had leaped down; and several persons in the crowd, who burned
  • with the general fury, leaped after him. These persons had not troubled
  • themselves about the nature of the ground; but now, on making an
  • examination of it with torches, they reported it to be an inclined plane,
  • or embankment of clay, very wet and adhesive. The prints of the man's
  • footsteps were deeply impressed upon the clay, and therefore easily traced
  • up to the summit of the embankment; but it was perceived at once that
  • pursuit would be useless, from the density of the mist. Two feet ahead of
  • you, a man was entirely withdrawn from your power of identification; and,
  • on overtaking him, you could not venture to challenge him as the same whom
  • you had lost sight of. Never, through the course of a whole century, could
  • there be a night expected more propitious to an escaping criminal: means
  • of disguise Williams now had in excess; and the dens were innumerable in
  • the neighborhood of the river that could have sheltered him for years from
  • troublesome inquiries. But favors are thrown away upon the reckless and
  • the thankless. That night, when the turning-point offered itself for his
  • whole future career, Williams took the wrong turn; for, out of mere
  • indolence, he took the turn to his old lodgings--that place which, in all
  • England, he had just now the most reason to shun.
  • Meantime the crowd had thoroughly searched the premises of Williamson. The
  • first inquiry was for the young grand-daughter. Williams, it was evident,
  • had gone into her room: but in this room apparently it was that the sudden
  • uproar in the streets had surprised him; after which his undivided
  • attention had been directed to the windows, since through these only any
  • retreat had been left open to him. Even this retreat he owed only to the
  • fog and to the hurry of the moment, and to the difficulty of approaching
  • the premises by the rear. The little girl was naturally agitated by the
  • influx of strangers at that hour; but otherwise, through the humane
  • precautions of the neighbors, she was preserved from all knowledge of the
  • dreadful events that had occurred whilst she herself was sleeping. Her
  • poor old grandfather was still missing, until the crowd descended into the
  • cellar; he was then found lying prostrate on the cellar floor: apparently
  • he had been thrown down from the top of the cellar stairs, and with so
  • much violence, that one leg was broken. After he had been thus disabled,
  • Williams had gone down to him, and cut his throat. There was much
  • discussion at the time, in some of the public journals, upon the
  • possibility of reconciling these incidents with other circumstantialities
  • of the case, supposing that only one man had been concerned in the affair.
  • That there _was_ only one man concerned, seems to be certain. One
  • only was seen or heard at Marr's: one only, and beyond all doubt the same
  • man, was seen by the young journeyman in Mrs. Williamson's parlor; and one
  • only was traced by his footmarks on the clay embankment. Apparently the
  • course which he had pursued was this: he had introduced himself to
  • Williamson by ordering some beer. This order would oblige the old man to
  • go down into the cellar; Williams would wait until he had reached it, and
  • would then 'slam' and lock the street-door in the violent way described.
  • Williamson would come up in agitation upon hearing this violence. The
  • murderer, aware that he would do so, met him, no doubt, at the head of the
  • cellar stairs, and threw him down; after which he would go down to
  • consummate the murder in his ordinary way. All this would occupy a minute,
  • or a minute and a half; and in that way the interval would be accounted
  • for that elapsed between the alarming sound of the street-door as heard by
  • the journeyman, and the lamentable outcry of the female servant. It is
  • evident also, that the reason why no cry whatsoever had been heard from
  • the lips of Mrs. Williamson, is due to the positions of the parties as I
  • have sketched them. Coming behind Mrs. Williamson, unseen therefore, and
  • from her deafness unheard, the murderer would inflict entire abolition of
  • consciousness while she was yet unaware of his presence. But with the
  • servant, who had unavoidably witnessed the attack upon her mistress, the
  • murderer could not obtain the same fulness of advantage; and _she_
  • therefore had time for making an agonizing ejaculation.
  • It has been mentioned, that the murderer of the Marrs was not for nearly a
  • fortnight so much as suspected; meaning that, previously to the Williamson
  • murder, no vestige of any ground for suspicion in any direction whatever
  • had occurred either to the general public or to the police. But there were
  • two very limited exceptions to this state of absolute ignorance. Some of
  • the magistrates had in their possession something which, when closely
  • examined, offered a very probable means for tracing the criminal. But as
  • yet they had _not_ traced him. Until the Friday morning next after
  • the destruction of the Williamsons, they had not published the important
  • fact, that upon the ship-carpenter's mallet (with which, as regarded the
  • stunning or disabling process, the murders had been achieved) were
  • inscribed the letters 'J. P.' This mallet had, by a strange oversight on
  • the part of the murderer, been left behind in Marr's shop; and it is an
  • interesting fact, therefore, that, had the villain been intercepted by the
  • brave pawnbroker, he would have been met virtually disarmed. This public
  • notification was made officially on the Friday, viz., on the thirteenth
  • day after the first murder. And it was instantly followed (as will be
  • seen) by a most important result. Meantime, within the secrecy of one
  • single bedroom in all London, it is a fact that Williams had been
  • whisperingly the object of very deep suspicion from the very first--that
  • is, within that same hour which witnessed the Marr tragedy. And singular
  • it is, that the suspicion was due entirely to his own folly. Williams
  • lodged, in company with other men of various nations, at a public-house.
  • In a large dormitory there were arranged five or six beds; these were
  • occupied by artisans, generally of respectable character. One or two
  • Englishmen there were, one or two Scotchmen, three or four Germans, and
  • Williams, whose birth-place was not certainly known. On the fatal Saturday
  • night, about half-past one o'clock, when Williams returned from his
  • dreadful labors, he found the English and Scotch party asleep, but the
  • Germans awake: one of them was sitting up with a lighted candle in his
  • hands, and reading aloud to the other two. Upon this, Williams said, in an
  • angry and very peremptory tone, 'Oh, put that candle out; put it out
  • directly; we shall all be burned in our beds.' Had the British party in
  • the room been awake, Mr. Williams would have roused a mutinous protest
  • against this arrogant mandate. But Germans are generally mild and facile
  • in their tempers; so the light was complaisantly extinguished. Yet, as
  • there were no curtains, it struck the Germans that the danger was really
  • none at all; for bed-clothes, massed upon each other, will no more burn
  • than the leaves of a closed book. Privately, therefore, the Germans drew
  • an inference, that Mr. Williams must have had some urgent motive for
  • withdrawing his own person and dress from observation. What this motive
  • might be, the next day's news diffused all over London, and of course at
  • this house, not two furlongs from Marr's shop, made awfully evident; and,
  • as may well be supposed, the suspicion was communicated to the other
  • members of the dormitory. All of them, however, were aware of the legal
  • danger attaching, under English law, to insinuations against a man, even
  • if true, which might not admit of proof. In reality, had Williams used the
  • most obvious precautions, had he simply walked down to the Thames (not a
  • stone's-throw distant), and flung two of his implements into the river, no
  • conclusive proof could have been adduced against him. And he might have
  • realized the scheme of Courvoisier (the murderer of Lord William Russell)
  • --viz., have sought each separate month's support in a separate well-
  • concerted murder. The party in the dormitory, meantime, were satisfied
  • themselves, but waited for evidences that might satisfy others. No sooner,
  • therefore, had the official notice been published as to the initials J. P.
  • on the mallet, than every man in the house recognized at once the well-
  • known initials of an honest Norwegian ship-carpenter, John Petersen, who
  • had worked in the English dockyards until the present year; but, having
  • occasion to revisit his native land, had left his box of tools in the
  • garrets of this inn. These garrets were now searched. Petersen's tool-
  • chest was found, but wanting the mallet; and, on further examination,
  • another overwhelming discovery was made. The surgeon, who examined the
  • corpses at Williamson's, had given it as his opinion that the throats were
  • not cut by means of a razor, but of some implement differently shaped. It
  • was now remembered that Williams had recently borrowed a large French
  • knife of peculiar construction; and accordingly, from a heap of old lumber
  • and rags, there was soon extricated a waistcoat, which the whole house
  • could swear to as recently worn by Williams. In this waistcoat, and glued
  • by gore to the lining of its pockets, was found the French knife. Next, it
  • was matter of notoriety to everybody in the inn, that Williams ordinarily
  • wore at present a pair of creaking shoes, and a brown surtout lined with
  • silk. Many other presumptions seemed scarcely called for. Williams was
  • immediately apprehended, and briefly examined. This was on the Friday. On
  • the Saturday morning (viz., fourteen days from the Marr murders) he was
  • again brought up. The circumstantial evidence was overwhelming; Williams
  • watched its course, but said very little. At the close, he was fully
  • committed for trial at the next sessions; and it is needless to say, that,
  • on his road to prison, he was pursued by mobs so fierce, that, under
  • ordinary circumstances, there would have been small hope of escaping
  • summary vengeance. But upon this occasion a powerful escort had been
  • provided; so that he was safely lodged in jail. In this particular jail at
  • this time, the regulation was, that at five o'clock, P. M. all the
  • prisoners on the criminal side should be finally locked up for the night,
  • and without candles. For fourteen hours (that is, until seven o'clock on
  • the next morning) they were left unvisited, and in total darkness. Time,
  • therefore, Williams had for committing suicide. The means in other
  • respects were small. One iron bar there was, meant (if I remember) for the
  • suspension of a lamp; upon this he had hanged himself by his braces. At
  • what hour was uncertain: some people fancied at midnight. And in that
  • case, precisely at the hour when, fourteen days before, he had been
  • spreading horror and desolation through the quiet family of poor Marr, now
  • was he forced into drinking of the same cup, presented to his lips by the
  • same accursed hands.
  • * * * * *
  • The case of the M'Keans, which has been specially alluded to, merits also
  • a slight rehearsal for the dreadful picturesqueness of some two or three
  • amongst its circumstances. The scene of this murder was at a rustic inn,
  • some few miles (I think) from Manchester; and the advantageous situation
  • of this inn it was, out of which arose the two fold temptations of the
  • case. Generally speaking, an inn argues, of course, a close cincture of
  • neighbors--as the original motive for opening such an establishment. But,
  • in this case, the house individually was solitary, so that no interruption
  • was to be looked for from any persons living within reach of screams; and
  • yet, on the other hand, the circumjacent vicinity was eminently populous;
  • as one consequence of which, a benefit club had established its weekly
  • rendezvous in this inn, and left the peculiar accumulations in their club-
  • room, under the custody of the landlord. This fund arose often to a
  • considerable amount, fifty or seventy pounds, before it was transferred to
  • the hands of a banker. Here, therefore, was a treasure worth some little
  • risk, and a situation that promised next to none. These attractive
  • circumstances had, by accident, become accurately known to one or both of
  • the two M'Keans; and, unfortunately, at a moment of overwhelming
  • misfortune to themselves. They were hawkers; and, until lately, had borne
  • most respectable characters: but some mercantile crash had overtaken them
  • with utter ruin, in which their joint capital had been swallowed up to the
  • last shilling. This sudden prostration had made them desperate: their own
  • little property had been swallowed up in a large _social_ catastrophe, and
  • society at large they looked upon as accountable to them for a robbery. In
  • preying, therefore, upon society, they considered themselves as pursuing a
  • wild natural justice of retaliation. The money aimed at did certainly
  • assume the character of public money, being the product of many separate
  • subscriptions. They forgot, however, that in the murderous acts, which too
  • certainly they meditated as preliminaries to the robbery, they could plead
  • no such imaginary social precedent. In dealing with a family that seemed
  • almost helpless, if all went smoothly, they relied entirely upon their own
  • bodily strength. They were stout young men, twenty-eight to thirty-two
  • years old; somewhat undersized as to height; but squarely built, deep-
  • chested, broad-shouldered, and so beautifully formed, as regarded the
  • symmetry of their limbs and their articulations, that, after their
  • execution, the bodies were privately exhibited by the surgeons of the
  • Manchester Infirmary, as objects of statuesque interest. On the other
  • hand, the household which they proposed to attack consisted of the
  • following four persons:--1. the landlord, a stoutish farmer--but _him_ they
  • intended to disable by a trick then newly introduced amongst robbers, and
  • termed _hocussing_, _i.e._, clandestinely drugging the liquor of the
  • victim with laudanum; 2. the landlord's wife; 3. a young servant woman; 4.
  • a boy, twelve or fourteen years old. The danger was, that out of four
  • persons, scattered by possibility over a house which had two separate
  • exits, one at least might escape, and by better acquaintance with the
  • adjacent paths, might succeed in giving an alarm to some of the houses a
  • furlong distant. Their final resolution was, to be guided by circumstances
  • as to the mode of conducting the affair; and yet, as it seemed essential
  • to success that they should assume the air of strangers to each other, it
  • was necessary that they should preconcert some general outline of their
  • plan; since it would on this scheme be impossible, without awaking violent
  • suspicions, to make any communications under the eyes of the family. This
  • outline included, at the least, one murder: so much was settled; but,
  • otherwise, their subsequent proceedings make it evident that they wished
  • to have as little bloodshed as was consistent with their final object. On
  • the appointed day, they presented themselves separately at the rustic inn,
  • and at different hours. One came as early as four o'clock in the
  • afternoon; the other not until half-past seven. They saluted each other
  • distantly and shyly; and, though occasionally exchanging a few words in
  • the character of strangers, did not seem disposed to any familiar
  • intercourse. With the landlord, however, on his return about eight o'clock
  • from Manchester, one of the brothers entered into a lively conversation;
  • invited him to take a tumbler of punch; and, at a moment when the
  • landlord's absence from the room allowed it, poured into the punch a
  • spoonful of laudanum. Some time after this, the clock struck ten; upon
  • which the elder M'Kean, professing to be weary, asked to be shown up to
  • his bedroom: for each brother, immediately on arriving, had engaged a bed.
  • On this, the poor servant girl had presented herself with a bed-candle to
  • light him upstairs. At this critical moment the family were distributed
  • thus:--the landlord, stupefied with the horrid narcotic which he had
  • drunk, had retired to a private room adjoining the public room, for the
  • purpose of reclining upon a sofa: and he, luckily for his own safety, was
  • looked upon as entirely incapacitated for action. The landlady was
  • occupied with her husband. And thus the younger M'Kean was left alone in
  • the public room. He rose, therefore, softly, and placed himself at the
  • foot of the stairs which his brother had just ascended, so as to be sure
  • of intercepting any fugitive from the bedroom above. Into that room the
  • elder M'Kean was ushered by the servant, who pointed to two beds--one of
  • which was already half occupied by the boy, and the other empty: in these,
  • she intimated that the two strangers must dispose of themselves for the
  • night, according to any arrangement that they might agree upon. Saying
  • this, she presented him with the candle, which he in a moment placed upon
  • the table; and, intercepting her retreat from the room threw his arm round
  • her neck with a gesture as though he meant to kiss her. This was evidently
  • what she herself anticipated, and endeavored to prevent. Her horror may be
  • imagined, when she felt the perfidious hand that clasped her neck armed
  • with a razor, and violently cutting her throat. She was hardly able to
  • utter one scream, before she sank powerless upon the floor. This dreadful
  • spectacle was witnessed by the boy, who was not asleep, but had presence
  • of mind enough instantly to close his eyes. The murderer advanced hastily
  • to the bed, and anxiously examined the expression of the boy's features:
  • satisfied he was not, and he then placed his hand upon the boy's heart, in
  • order to judge by its beatings whether he were agitated or not. This was a
  • dreadful trial: and no doubt the counterfeit sleep would immediately have
  • been detected, when suddenly a dreadful spectacle drew off the attention
  • of the murderer. Solemnly, and in ghostly silence, uprose in her dying
  • delirium the murdered girl; she stood upright, she walked steadily for a
  • moment or two, she bent her steps towards the door. The murderer turned
  • away to pursue her; and at that moment the boy, feeling that his one
  • solitary chance was to fly while this scene was in progress, bounded out
  • of bed. On the landing at the head of the stairs was one murderer, at the
  • foot of the stairs was the other: who could believe that the boy had the
  • shadow of a chance for escaping? And yet, in the most natural way, he
  • surmounted all hindrances. In the boy's horror, he laid his left hand on
  • the balustrade, and took a flying leap over it, which landed him at the
  • bottom of the stairs, without having touched a single stair. He had thus
  • effectually passed one of the murderers: the other, it is true, was still
  • to be passed; and this would have been impossible but for a sudden
  • accident. The landlady had been alarmed by the faint scream of the young
  • woman; had hurried from her private room to the girl's assistance; but at
  • the foot of the stairs had been intercepted by the younger brother, and
  • was at this moment struggling with _him_. The confusion of this life-and-
  • death conflict had allowed the boy to whirl past them. Luckily he took a
  • turn into a kitchen, out of which was a back-door, fastened by a single
  • bolt, that ran freely at a touch; and through this door he rushed into the
  • open fields. But at this moment the elder brother was set free for pursuit
  • by the death of the poor girl. There is no doubt, that in her delirium the
  • image moving through her thoughts was that of the club, which met once a-
  • week. She fancied it no doubt sitting; and to this room, for help and for
  • safety she staggered along; she entered it, and within the doorway once
  • more she dropped down, and instantly expired. Her murderer, who had
  • followed her closely, now saw himself set at liberty for the pursuit of
  • the boy. At this critical moment, all was at stake; unless the boy were
  • caught, the enterprise was ruined. He passed his brother, therefore, and
  • the landlady without pausing, and rushed through the open door into the
  • fields. By a single second, perhaps, he was too late. The boy was keenly
  • aware, that if he continued in sight, he would have no chance of escaping
  • from a powerful young man. He made, therefore, at once for a ditch, into
  • which he tumbled headlong. Had the murderer ventured to make a leisurely
  • examination of the nearest ditch, he would easily have found the boy--made
  • so conspicuous by his white shirt. But he lost all heart, upon failing at
  • once to arrest the boy's flight. And every succeeding second made his
  • despair the greater. If the boy had really effected his escape to the
  • neighboring farm-house, a party of men might be gathered within five
  • minutes; and already it might have become difficult for himself and his
  • brother, unacquainted with the field paths, to evade being intercepted.
  • Nothing remained, therefore, but to summon his brother away. Thus it
  • happened that the landlady, though mangled, escaped with life, and
  • eventually recovered. The landlord owed his safety to the stupefying
  • potion. And the baffled murderers had the misery of knowing that their
  • dreadful crime had been altogether profitless. The road, indeed, was now
  • open to the club-room; and, probably, forty seconds would have sufficed to
  • carry off the box of treasure, which afterwards might have been burst open
  • and pillaged at leisure. But the fear of intercepting enemies was too
  • strongly upon them; and they fled rapidly by a road which carried them
  • actually within six feet of the lurking boy. That night they passed
  • through Manchester. When daylight returned, they slept in a thicket twenty
  • miles distant from the scene of their guilty attempt. On the second and
  • third nights, they pursued their march on foot, resting again during the
  • day. About sunrise on the fourth morning, they were entering some village
  • near Kirby Lonsdale, in Westmoreland. They must have designedly quitted
  • the direct line of route; for their object was Ayrshire, of which county
  • they were natives; and the regular road would have led them through Shap,
  • Penrith, Carlisle. Probably they were seeking to elude the persecution of
  • the stage-coaches, which, for the last thirty hours, had been scattering
  • at all the inns and road-side _cabarets_ hand-bills describing their
  • persons and dress. It happened (perhaps through design) that on this
  • fourth morning they had separated, so as to enter the village ten minutes
  • apart from each other. They were exhausted and footsore. In this condition
  • it was easy to stop them. A blacksmith had silently reconnoitred them, and
  • compared their appearance with the description of the hand-bills. They
  • were then easily overtaken, and separately arrested. Their trial and
  • condemnation speedily followed at Lancaster; and in those days it
  • followed, of course, that they were executed. Otherwise their case fell so
  • far within the sheltering limits of what would _now_ be regarded as
  • extenuating circumstances--that, whilst a murder more or less was not to
  • repel them from their object, very evidently they were anxious to
  • economize the bloodshed as much as possible. Immeasurable, therefore, was
  • the interval which divided them from the monster Williams. They perished
  • on the scaffold: Williams, as I have said, by his own hand; and, in
  • obedience to the law as it then stood, he was buried in the centre of a
  • _quadrivium_, or conflux of four roads (in this case four streets),
  • with a stake driven through his heart. And over him drives for ever the
  • uproar of unresting London!
  • FOOTNOTES
  • [1] See 'Miscellaneous Essays,' p. 17.
  • [2] I am not sure whether Southey held at this time his appointment to the
  • editorship of the 'Edinburgh Annual Register.' If he did, no doubt in the
  • domestic section of that chronicle will be found an excellent account of
  • the whole.
  • [3] An artist told me in this year, 1812, that having accidentally seen a
  • native Devonshire regiment (either volunteers or militia), nine hundred
  • strong, marching past a station at which he had posted himself, he did not
  • observe a dozen men that would not have been described in common parlance
  • as 'good looking.'
  • [4] I do not remember, chronologically, the history of gas-lights. But in
  • London, long after Mr. Winsor had shown the value of gas-lighting, and its
  • applicability to street purposes, various districts were prevented, for
  • many years, from resorting to the new system, in consequence of old
  • contracts with oil-dealers, subsisting through long terms of years.
  • [5] Let the reader, who is disposed to regard as exaggerated or romantic
  • the pure fiendishness imputed to Williams, recollect that, except for the
  • luxurious purpose of basking and revelling in the anguish of dying
  • despair, he had no motive at all, small or great, for attempting the
  • murder of this young girl. She had seen nothing, heard nothing--was fast
  • asleep, and her door was closed; so that, as a witness against him, he
  • knew that she was as useless as any one of the three corpses. And yet he
  • _was_ making preparations for her murder, when the alarm in the street
  • interrupted him.
  • [6] 'Revolt of Islam,' canto xii.
  • [7] See his bitter letters to Lady Suffolk.
  • THE TRUE RELATIONS OF THE BIBLE TO MERELY HUMAN SCIENCE.
  • It is sometimes said, that a religious messenger from God does not come
  • amongst men for the sake of teaching truths in science, or of correcting
  • errors in science. Most justly is this said: but often in terms far too
  • feeble. For generally these terms are such as to imply, that, although no
  • direct and imperative function of his mission, it was yet open to him, as
  • a permissible function--that, although not pressing with the force of an
  • obligation upon the missionary, it was yet at his discretion--if not to
  • correct other men's errors, yet at least in his own person to speak with
  • scientific precision. I contend that it was _not_. I contend, that to
  • have uttered the truths of astronomy, of geology, &c., at the era of new-
  • born Christianity, was not only _below_ and _beside_ the purposes of a
  • religion, but would have been _against_ them. Even upon errors of a far
  • more important class than errors in science can ever be--superstitions,
  • for instance, that degraded the very idea of God; prejudices and false
  • usages, that laid waste human happiness (such as slavery, and many
  • hundreds of other abuses that might be mentioned), the rule evidently
  • acted upon by the Founder of Christianity was this--Given the purification
  • of the well-head, once assumed that the fountains of truth are cleansed,
  • all these derivative currents of evil will cleanse themselves. As a
  • general rule, the branches of error were disregarded, and the roots only
  • attacked. If, then, so lofty a station was taken with regard even to such
  • errors as really _had_ moral and spiritual relations, how much more with
  • regard to the comparative trifles (as in the ultimate relations of human
  • nature they are) of merely human science! But, for my part, I go further,
  • and assert, that upon three reasons it was impossible for any messenger
  • from God (or offering himself in that character) to have descended into
  • the communication of truth merely scientific, or economic, or worldly. And
  • the three reasons are these:--_First_, Because such a descent would have
  • degraded his mission, by lowering it to the base level of a collusion with
  • human curiosity, or (in the most favorable case) of a collusion with petty
  • and transitory interests. _Secondly_, Because it would have ruined his
  • mission, by disturbing its free agency, and misdirecting its energies, in
  • two separate modes: first, by destroying the spiritual _auctoritas_ (the
  • prestige and consideration) of the missionary; secondly, by vitiating the
  • spiritual atmosphere of his audience--that is, corrupting and misdirecting
  • the character of their thoughts and expectations. He that in the early
  • days of Christianity should have proclaimed the true theory of the solar
  • system, or that by any chance word or allusion should then, in a condition
  • of man so little prepared to receive such truths, have asserted or assumed
  • the daily motion of the earth on its own axis, or its annual motion round
  • the sun, would have found himself entangled at once and irretrievably in
  • the following unmanageable consequences:--First of all, and
  • instantaneously, he would have been roused to the alarming fact, that, by
  • this dreadful indiscretion he himself, the professed deliverer of a new
  • and spiritual religion, had in a moment untuned the spirituality of his
  • audience. He would find that he had awakened within them the passion of
  • curiosity--the most unspiritual of passions, and of curiosity in a fierce
  • polemic shape. The very safest step in so deplorable a situation would be,
  • instantly to recant. Already by this one may estimate the evil, when such
  • would be its readiest palliation. For in what condition would the
  • reputation of the teacher be left for discretion and wisdom as an
  • intellectual guide, when his first act must be to recant--and to recant
  • what to the whole body of his hearers would wear the character of a
  • lunatic proposition. Such considerations might possibly induce him _not_
  • to recant. But in that case the consequences are far worse. Having once
  • allowed himself to sanction what his hearers regard as the most monstrous
  • of paradoxes, he has no liberty of retreat open to him. He must stand to
  • the promises of his own acts. Uttering the first truth of a science, he is
  • pledged to the second; taking the main step, he is committed to all which
  • follow. He is thrown at once upon the endless controversies which science
  • in every stage provokes, and in none more than in the earliest. Starting,
  • besides, from the authority of a divine mission, he could not (as others
  • might) have the privilege of selecting arbitrarily or partially. If upon
  • one science, then upon all; if upon science, then upon art; if upon art
  • and science, then upon _every_ branch of social economy his reformations
  • and advances are equally due--due as to all, if due as to any. To move in
  • one direction, is constructively to undertake for all. Without power to
  • retreat, he has thus thrown the intellectual interests of his followers
  • into a channel utterly alien to the purposes of a spiritual mission.
  • The spiritual mission, therefore, the purpose for which only the religious
  • teacher was sent, has now perished altogether--overlaid and confounded by
  • the merely scientific wranglings to which his own inconsiderate
  • precipitance has opened the door. But suppose at this point that the
  • teacher, aware at length of the mischief which he has caused, and seeing
  • that the fatal error of uttering one solitary novel truth upon a matter of
  • mere science is by inevitable consequence to throw him upon a road leading
  • altogether away from the proper field of his mission, takes the laudable
  • course of confessing his error, and of attempting a return into his proper
  • spiritual province. This may be his best course; yet, after all, it will
  • not retrieve his lost ground. He returns with a character confessedly
  • damaged. His very excuse rests upon the blindness and shortsightedness
  • which forbade his anticipating the true and natural consequences. Neither
  • will his own account of the case be generally accepted. He will not be
  • supposed to retreat from further controversy, as inconsistent with
  • spiritual purposes, but because he finds himself unequal to the dispute.
  • And, in the very best case, he is, by his own acknowledgment, tainted with
  • human infirmity. He has been ruined for a servant of inspiration; and how?
  • By a process, let it be remembered, of which all the steps are inevitable
  • under the same agency: that is, in the case of any primitive Christian
  • teacher having attempted to speak the language of scientific truth in
  • dealing with the phenomena of astronomy, geology, or of any merely human
  • knowledge.
  • Now, thirdly and lastly, in order to try the question in an extreme form,
  • let it be supposed that, aided by powers of working miracles, some early
  • apostle of Christianity should actually have succeeded in carrying through
  • the Copernican system of astronomy, as an article of blind belief, sixteen
  • centuries before the progress of man's intellect had qualified him for
  • naturally developing that system. What, in such a case, would be the true
  • estimate and valuation of the achievement? Simply this, that he had thus
  • succeeded in cancelling and counteracting a determinate scheme of divine
  • discipline and training for man. Wherefore did God give to man the powers
  • for contending with scientific difficulties? Wherefore did he lay a secret
  • train of continual occasions, that should rise, by relays, through scores
  • of generations, for provoking and developing those activities in man's
  • intellect, if, after all, he is to send a messenger of his own, more than
  • human, to intercept and strangle all these great purposes? This is to
  • mistake the very meaning and purposes of a revelation. A revelation is not
  • made for the purpose of showing to indolent men that which, by faculties
  • already given to them, they may show to themselves; no: but for the
  • purpose of showing _that_ which the moral darkness of man will not,
  • without supernatural light, allow him to perceive. With disdain,
  • therefore, must every thoughtful person regard the notion, that God could
  • wilfully interfere with his own plans, by accrediting ambassadors to
  • reveal astronomy, or any other science, which he has commanded men, by
  • qualifying men, to reveal for themselves.
  • Even as regards astronomy--a science so nearly allying itself to religion
  • by the loftiness and by the purity of its contemplations--Scripture is
  • nowhere the _parent_ of any doctrine, nor so much as the silent
  • sanctioner of any doctrine. It is made impossible for Scripture to teach
  • falsely, by the simple fact that Scripture, on such subjects, will not
  • condescend to teach at all. The Bible adopts the erroneous language of men
  • (which at any rate it must do, in order to make itself understood), not by
  • way of sanctioning a theory, but by way of using a fact. The Bible, for
  • instance, _uses_ (postulates) the phenomena of day and night, of
  • summer and winter; and, in relation to their causes, speaks by the same
  • popular and inaccurate language which is current for ordinary purposes,
  • even amongst the most scientific of astronomers. For the man of science,
  • equally with the populace, talks of the sun as rising and setting, as
  • having finished half his day's journey, &c., and, without pedantry, could
  • not in many cases talk otherwise. But the results, which are all that
  • concern Scripture, are equally true, whether accounted for by one
  • hypothesis which is philosophically just, or by another which is popular
  • and erring.
  • Now, on the other hand, in geology and cosmology, the case is stronger.
  • _Here_ there is no opening for a compliance even with a _language_ that is
  • erroneous; for no language at all is current upon subjects that have never
  • engaged the popular attention. _Here_, where there is no such stream of
  • apparent phenomena running counter (as in astronomy there is) to the real
  • phenomena, neither is there any popular language opposed to the
  • scientific. The whole are abtruse speculations, even as regards their
  • objects, nor dreamed of as possibilities, either in their true aspects or
  • their false aspects, till modern times. The Scriptures, therefore, nowhere
  • allude to such sciences, either as taking the shape of histories, applied
  • to processes current and in movement, or as taking the shape of theories
  • applied to processes past and accomplished. The Mosaic cosmogony, indeed,
  • gives the succession of natural births; and probably the general outline
  • of such a succession will be more and more confirmed as geology advances.
  • But as to the time, the duration, of this successive evolution, it is the
  • idlest of notions that the Scriptures either have, or could have,
  • condescended to human curiosity upon so awful a prologue to the drama of
  • this world. Genesis would no more have indulged so mean a passion with
  • respect to the mysterious inauguration of the world, than the Apocalypse
  • with respect to its mysterious close. 'Yet the six _days_ of Moses!' Days!
  • But is it possible that human folly should go the length of understanding
  • by the Mosaical _day_, the mysterious _day_ of that awful agency which
  • moulded the heavens and the heavenly host, no more than the ordinary
  • _nychthemeron_ or cycle of twenty-four hours? The period implied in a
  • _day_, when used in relation to the inaugural manifestation of
  • creative power in that vast drama which introduces God to man in the
  • character of a demiurgus or creator of the world, indicated one stage
  • amongst six; involving probably many millions of years. The silliest of
  • nurses, in her nursery babble, could hardly suppose that the mighty
  • process began on a Monday morning, and ended on Saturday night. If we are
  • seriously to study the value and scriptural acceptation of scriptural
  • words and phrases, I presume that our first business will be to collate
  • the use of these words in one part of Scripture, with their use in other
  • parts, holding the same spiritual relations. The creation, for instance,
  • does not belong to the earthly or merely historical records, but to the
  • spiritual records of the Bible; to the same category, therefore, as the
  • prophetic sections of the Bible. Now, in those, and in the Psalms, how do
  • we understand the word _day_? Is any man so little versed in biblical
  • language as not to know, that (except in the merely historical parts of
  • the Jewish records) every section of time has a secret and separate
  • acceptation in the Scriptures? Does an aeon, though a Grecian word, bear
  • scripturally (either in Daniel or in St. John) any sense known to Grecian
  • ears? Do the seventy _weeks_ of the prophet mean weeks in the sense
  • of human calendars? Already the Psalms (xc.), already St. Peter (2d
  • Epist.), warn us of a peculiar sense attached to the word _day_ in
  • divine ears. And who of the innumerable interpreters understands the
  • twelve hundred and sixty days in Daniel, or his two thousand and odd days,
  • to mean, by possibility, periods of twenty-four hours? Surely the theme of
  • Moses was as mystical, and as much entitled to the benefit of mystical
  • language, as that of the prophets.
  • The sum of this matter is this:--God, by a Hebrew prophet, is sublimely
  • described as _the Revealer_; and, in variation of his own expression,
  • the same prophet describes him as the Being 'that knoweth the darkness.'
  • Under no idea can the relations of God to man be more grandly expressed.
  • But of what is he the revealer? Not surely of those things which he has
  • enabled man to reveal for himself, but of those things which, were it not
  • through special light from heaven, must eternally remain sealed up in
  • inaccessible darkness. On this principle we should all laugh at a revealed
  • cookery. But essentially the same ridicule, not more, and not less,
  • applies to a revealed astronomy, or a revealed geology. As a fact, there
  • _is_ no such astronomy or geology: as a possibility, by the _a priori_
  • argument which I have used (viz., that a revelation on such fields would
  • counteract _other_ machineries of providence), there _can_ be no such
  • astronomy or geology in the Bible. Consequently there _is_ none.
  • Consequently there can be no schism or feud upon _these_ subjects between
  • the Bible and the philosophies outside.
  • SCHLOSSER'S LITERARY HISTORY OF THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY.
  • In the person of this Mr. Schlosser is exemplified a common abuse, not
  • confined to literature. An artist from the Italian opera of London and
  • Paris, making a professional excursion to our provinces, is received
  • according to the tariff of the metropolis; no one being bold enough to
  • dispute decisions coming down from the courts above. In that particular
  • case there is seldom any reason to complain--since really out of Germany
  • and Italy there is no city, if you except Paris and London, possessing
  • _materials_, in that field of art, for the composition of an audience
  • large enough to act as a court of revision. It would be presumption in the
  • provincial audience, so slightly trained to good music and dancing, if it
  • should affect to reverse a judgment ratified in the supreme capital. The
  • result, therefore, is practically just, if the original verdict was just;
  • what was right from the first cannot be made wrong by iteration. Yet, even
  • in such a case, there is something not satisfactory to a delicate sense of
  • equity; for the artist returns from the tour as if from some new and
  • independent triumph, whereas, all is but the reverberation of an old one;
  • it seems a new access of sunlight, whereas it is but a reflex illumination
  • from satellites.
  • In literature the corresponding case is worse. An author, passing by means
  • of translation before a foreign people, ought _de jure_ to find himself
  • before a new tribunal; but _de facto_, he does not. Like the opera artist,
  • but not with the same propriety, he comes before a court that never
  • interferes to disturb a judgment, but only to re-affirm it. And he returns
  • to his native country, quartering in his armorial bearings these new
  • trophies, as though won by new trials, when, in fact, they are due to
  • servile ratifications of old ones. When Sue, or Balzac, Hugo, or George
  • Sand, comes before an English audience--the opportunity is invariably lost
  • for estimating them at a new angle of sight. All who dislike them lay them
  • aside--whilst those only apply themselves seriously to their study, who
  • are predisposed to the particular key of feeling, through which originally
  • these authors had prospered. And thus a new set of judges, that might
  • usefully have modified the narrow views of the old ones, fall by mere
  • _inertia_ into the humble character of echoes and sounding-boards to swell
  • the uproar of the original mob.
  • In this way is thrown away the opportunity, not only of applying
  • corrections to false national tastes, but oftentimes even to the unfair
  • accidents of _luck_ that befall books. For it is well known to all
  • who watch literature with vigilance, that books and authors have their
  • fortunes, which travel upon a far different scale of proportions from
  • those that measure their merits. Not even the caprice or the folly of the
  • reading public is required to account for this. Very often, indeed, the
  • whole difference between an extensive circulation for one book, and none
  • at all for another of about equal merit, belongs to no particular
  • blindness in men, but to the simple fact, that the one _has_, whilst
  • the other has _not_, been brought effectually under the eyes of the
  • public. By far the greater part of books are lost, not because they are
  • rejected, but because they are never introduced. In any proper sense of
  • the word, very few books are published. Technically they are published;
  • which means, that for six or ten times they are _advertised_, but they are
  • not made known to _attentive_ ears, or to ears _prepared_ for attention.
  • And amongst the causes which account for this difference in the fortune of
  • books, although there are many, we may reckon, as foremost, _personal_
  • accidents of position in the authors. For instance, with us in England it
  • will do a bad book no _ultimate_ service, that it is written by a lord, or
  • a bishop, or a privy counsellor, or a member of Parliament--though,
  • undoubtedly, it will do an _instant_ service--it will sell an edition or
  • so. This being the case, it being certain that no rank will reprieve a bad
  • writer from _final_ condemnation, the sycophantic glorifier of the public
  • fancies his idol justified; but not so. A bad book, it is true, will not
  • be saved by advantages of position in the author; but a book moderately
  • good will be extravagantly aided by such advantages. Lectures on
  • _Christianity_, that happened to be respectably written and delivered, had
  • prodigious success in my young days, because, also, they happened to be
  • lectures of a prelate; three times the ability would not have procured
  • them any attention had they been the lectures of an obscure curate. Yet on
  • the other hand, it is but justice to say, that, if written with three
  • times _less_ ability, lawn-sleeves would not have given them buoyancy,
  • but, on the contrary, they would have sunk the bishop irrecoverably;
  • whilst the curate, favored by obscurity, would have survived for another
  • chance. So again, and indeed, more than so, as to poetry. Lord Carlisle,
  • of the last generation, wrote tolerable verses. They were better than Lord
  • Roscommon's, which, for one hundred and fifty years, the judicious public
  • has allowed the booksellers to incorporate, along with other refuse of the
  • seventeenth and eighteenth century, into the costly collections of the
  • 'British Poets.' And really, if you _will_ insist on odious comparisons,
  • they were not so very much below the verses of an amiable prime minister
  • known to us all. Yet, because they wanted vital _stamina_, not only they
  • fell, but, in falling, they caused the earl to reel much more than any
  • commoner would have done. Now, on the other hand, a kinsman of Lord
  • Carlisle, viz., Lord Byron, because he brought real genius and power to
  • the effort, found a vast auxiliary advantage in a peerage and a very
  • ancient descent. On these double wings he soared into a region of public
  • interest, far higher than ever he _would_ have reached by poetic power
  • alone. Not only all his rubbish--which in quantity is great--passed for
  • jewels, but also what _are_ incontestably jewels have been, and will be,
  • valued at a far higher rate than if they had been raised from less
  • aristocratic mines. So fatal for mediocrity, so gracious for real power,
  • is any adventitious distinction from birth, station, or circumstances of
  • brilliant notoriety. In reality, the public, our never-sufficiently-to-be-
  • respected mother, is the most unutterable sycophant that ever the clouds
  • dropped their rheum upon. She is always ready for jacobinical scoffs at a
  • man for being a lord, if he happens to fail; she is always ready for
  • toadying a lord, if he happens to make a hit. Ah, dear sycophantic old
  • lady, I kiss your sycophantic hands, and wish heartily that I were a duke
  • for your sake!
  • It would be a mistake to fancy that this tendency to confound real merit
  • and its accidents of position is at all peculiar to us or to our age. Dr.
  • Sacheverell, by embarking his small capital of talent on the springtide of
  • a furious political collision, brought back an ampler return for his
  • little investment than ever did Wickliffe or Luther. Such was his
  • popularity in the heart of love and the heart of hatred, that he would
  • have been assassinated by the Whigs, on his triumphal progresses through
  • England, had he not been canonized by the Tories. He was a dead man if he
  • had not been suddenly gilt and lacquered as an idol. Neither is the case
  • peculiar at all to England. Ronge, the _ci-devant_ Romish priest (whose
  • name pronounce as you would the English word _wrong_, supposing that it
  • had for a second syllable the final _a_ of 'sopha,' _i.e._, _Wronguh_),
  • has been found a wrong-headed man by _all_ parties, and in a venial degree
  • is, perhaps, a stupid man; but he moves about with more _eclat_ by far
  • than the ablest man in Germany. And, in days of old, the man that burned
  • down a miracle of beauty, viz., the temple of Ephesus, protesting, with
  • tears in his eyes, that he had no other way of getting himself a name,
  • _has_ got it in spite of us all. He's booked for a ride down all history,
  • whether you and I like it or not. Every pocket dictionary knows that
  • Erostratus was that scamp. So of Martin, the man that parboiled, or par-
  • roasted York Minster some ten or twelve years back; that fellow will float
  • down to posterity with the annals of the glorious cathedral: he will
  • 'Pursue the triumph and partake the gale,'
  • whilst the founders and benefactors of the Minster are practically
  • forgotten.
  • These incendiaries, in short, are as well known as Ephesus or York; but
  • not one of us can tell, without humming and hawing, who it was that
  • rebuilt the Ephesian wonder of the world, or that repaired the time-
  • honored Minster. Equally in literature, not the weight of service done, or
  • the power exerted, is sometimes considered chiefly--either of these must
  • be very conspicuous before it will be considered at all--but the splendor,
  • or the notoriety, or the absurdity, or even the scandalousness of the
  • circumstances [1] surrounding the author.
  • Schlosser must have benefitted in some such adventitious way before he
  • ever _could_ have risen to his German celebrity. What was it that
  • raised him to his momentary distinction? Was it something very wicked that
  • he did, or something very brilliant that he said? I should rather
  • conjecture that it must have been something inconceivably absurd which he
  • proposed. Any one of the three achievements stands good in Germany for a
  • reputation. But, however it were that Mr. Schlosser first gained his
  • reputation, mark what now follows. On the wings of this equivocal
  • reputation he flies abroad to Paris and London. There he thrives, not by
  • any approving experience or knowledge of his works, but through blind
  • faith in his original German public. And back he flies afterwards to
  • Germany, as if carrying with him new and independent testimonies to his
  • merit, and from two nations that are directly concerned in his violent
  • judgments; whereas (which is the simple truth) he carries back a careless
  • reverberation of his first German character, from those who have far too
  • much to read for declining aid from vicarious criticism when it will spare
  • that effort to themselves. Thus it is that German critics become audacious
  • and libellous. Kohl, Von Raumer, Dr. Carus, physician to the King of
  • Saxony, by means of introductory letters floating them into circles far
  • above any they had seen in homely Germany, are qualified by our own
  • negligence and indulgence for mounting a European tribunal, from which
  • they pronounce malicious edicts against ourselves. Sentinels present arms
  • to Von Raumer at Windsor, because he rides in a carriage of Queen
  • Adelaide's; and Von Raumer immediately conceives himself the Chancellor of
  • all Christendom, keeper of the conscience to universal Europe, upon all
  • questions of art, manners, politics, or any conceivable intellectual
  • relations of England. Schlosser meditates the same career.
  • But have I any right to quote Schlosser's words from an English
  • translation? I do so only because this happens to be at hand, and the
  • German not. German books are still rare in this country, though more (by
  • one thousand to one) than they were thirty years ago. But I have a full
  • right to rely on the English of Mr. Davison. 'I hold in my hand,' as
  • gentlemen so often say at public meetings, 'a certificate from Herr
  • Schlosser, that to quote Mr. Davison is to quote _him_.' The English
  • translation is one which Mr. Schlosser '_durchgelesen hat, und fur deren
  • genauigkeit und richtigkeit er burgt_ [has read through, and for the
  • accuracy and propriety of which he pledges himself]. Mr. Schossler was so
  • anxious for the spiritual welfare of us poor islanders, that he not only
  • read it through, but he has even _aufmerksam durchgelesen_ it [read
  • it through wide awake] _und gepruft_ [and carefully examined it]; nay, he
  • has done all this in company with the translator. 'Oh ye Athenians! how
  • hard do I labor to earn your applause!' And, as the result of such
  • herculean labors, a second time he makes himself surety for its precision;
  • '_er burgt also dafur wie fur seine eigne arbeit_' [he guarantees it
  • accordingly as he would his own workmanship]. Were it not for this
  • unlimited certificate, I should have sent for the book to Germany. As it
  • is, I need not wait; and all complaints on this score I defy, above all
  • from Herr Schlosser. [2]
  • In dealing with an author so desultory as Mr. Schlosser, the critic has a
  • right to an _extra_ allowance of desultoriness for his own share; so
  • excuse me, reader, for rushing at once _in medias res_.
  • Of Swift, Mr. Schlosser selects for notice three works--the 'Drapier's
  • Letters,' 'Gulliver's Travels,' and the 'Tale of a Tub.' With respect to
  • the first, as it is a necessity of Mr. S. to be forever wrong in his
  • substratum of facts, he adopts the old erroneous account of Wood's
  • contract as to the copper coinage, and of the imaginary wrong which it
  • inflicted on Ireland. Of all Swift's villainies for the sake of
  • popularity, and still more for the sake of wielding this popularity
  • vindictively, none is so scandalous as this. In any new life of Swift the
  • case must be stated _de novo_. Even Sir Walter Scott is not impartial; and
  • for the same reason as now forces me to blink it, viz., the difficulty of
  • presenting the details in a readable shape. 'Gulliver's Travels' Schlosser
  • strangely considers 'spun out to an intolerable extent.' Many evil things
  • might be said of Gulliver; but not this. The captain is anything but
  • tedious. And, indeed, it becomes a question of mere mensuration, that can
  • be settled in a moment. A year or two since I had in my hands a pocket
  • edition, comprehending all the four parts of the worthy skipper's
  • adventures within a single volume of 420 pages. Some part of the space was
  • also wasted on notes, often very idle. Now the 1st part contains _two_
  • separate voyages (Lilliput and Blefuscu), the 2d, _one_, the 3d, _five_,
  • and the 4th, _one_; so that, in all, this active navigator, who has
  • enriched geography, I hope, with something of a higher quality than your
  • old muffs that thought much of doubling Cape Horn, here gives us _nine_
  • great discoveries, far more surprising than the pretended discoveries of
  • Sinbad (which are known to be fabulous), averaging _quam proxime_, forty-
  • seven small 16mo pages each. Oh you unconscionable German, built round in
  • your own country with circumvallations of impregnable 4tos, oftentimes
  • dark and dull as Avernus--that you will have the face to describe dear
  • excellent Captain Lemuel Gulliver of Redriff, and subsequently of Newark,
  • that 'darling of children and men,' as tedious. It is exactly because he
  • is _not_ tedious, because he does not shoot into German foliosity, that
  • Schlosser finds him '_intolerable_.' I have justly transferred to
  • Gulliver's use the words originally applied by the poet to the robin-
  • redbreast, for it is remarkable that _Gulliver_ and the _Arabian Nights_
  • are amongst the few books where children and men find themselves meeting
  • and jostling each other. This was the case from its first publication,
  • just one hundred and twenty years since. 'It was received,' says Dr.
  • Johnson, 'with such avidity, that the price of the first edition was
  • raised before the second could be made--it was read by the high and the
  • low, the learned and the illiterate. Criticism was lost in wonder. Now, on
  • the contrary, Schlosser wonders not at all, but simply criticises; which
  • we could bear, if the criticism were even ingenious. Whereas, he utterly
  • misunderstands Swift, and is a malicious calumniator of the captain who,
  • luckily, roaming in Sherwood, and thinking, often with a sigh, of his
  • little nurse, [3] Glumdalclitch, would trouble himself slightly about what
  • Heidelberg might say in the next century. There is but one example on our
  • earth of a novel received with such indiscriminate applause as 'Gulliver;'
  • and _that_ was 'Don Quixote.' Many have been welcomed joyfully by a class
  • --these two by a people. Now, could that have happened had it been
  • characterized by dulness? Of all faults, it could least have had _that_.
  • As to the 'Tale of a Tub,' Schlosser is in such Cimmerian vapors that no
  • system of bellows could blow open a shaft or tube through which he might
  • gain a glimpse of the English truth and daylight. It is useless talking to
  • such a man on such a subject. I consign him to the attentions of some
  • patriotic Irishman.
  • Schlosser, however, is right in a graver reflection which he makes upon
  • the prevailing philosophy of Swift, viz., that 'all his views were
  • directed towards what was _immediately_ beneficial, which is the
  • characteristic of savages.' This is undeniable. The meanness of Swift's
  • nature, and his rigid incapacity for dealing with the grandeurs of the
  • human spirit, with religion, with poetry, or even with science, when it
  • rose above the mercenary practical, is absolutely appalling. His own
  • _yahoo_ is not a more abominable one-sided degradation of humanity,
  • than is he himself under this aspect. And, perhaps, it places this
  • incapacity of his in its strongest light, when we recur to the fact of his
  • _astonishment_ at a religious princess refusing to confer a bishoprick
  • upon one that had treated the Trinity, and all the profoundest mysteries
  • of Christianity, not with mere scepticism, or casual sneer, but with set
  • pompous merriment and farcical buffoonery. This dignitary of the church,
  • Dean of the most conspicuous cathedral in Ireland, had, in full
  • canonicals, made himself into a regular mountebank, for the sake of giving
  • fuller effect, by the force of contrast, to the silliest of jests directed
  • against all that was most inalienable from Christianity. Ridiculing such
  • things, could he, in any just sense, be thought a Christian? But, as
  • Schlosser justly remarks, even ridiculing the peculiarities of Luther and
  • Calvin as he _did_ ridicule them, Swift could not be thought other
  • than constitutionally incapable of religion. Even a Pagan philosopher, if
  • made to understand the case, would be incapable of scoffing at any
  • _form_, natural or casual, simple or distorted, which might be
  • assumed by the most solemn of problems--problems that rest with the weight
  • of worlds upon the human spirit--
  • 'Fix'd fate, free-will, fore-knowledge absolute.'
  • the destiny of man, or the relations of man to God. Anger, therefore,
  • Swift _might_ feel, and he felt it [7] to the end of his most wretched
  • life; but what reasonable ground had a man of sense for _astonishment_--
  • that a princess, who (according to her knowledge) was sincerely pious,
  • should decline to place such a man upon an Episcopal throne? This argues,
  • beyond a doubt, that Swift was in that state of constitutional irreligion,
  • irreligion from a vulgar temperament, which imputes to everybody else its
  • own plebeian feelings. People differed, he fancied, not by more and less
  • religion, but by more and less dissimulations. And, therefore, it seemed
  • to him scandalous that a princess, who must, of course, in her heart
  • regard (in common with himself) all mysteries as solemn masques and
  • mummeries, should pretend in a case of downright serious business, to pump
  • up, out of dry conventional hoaxes, any solid objection to a man of his
  • shining merit. '_The Trinity_,' for instance, _that_ he viewed as the
  • password, which the knowing ones gave in answer to the challenge of the
  • sentinel; but, as soon as it had obtained admission for the party within
  • the gates of the camp, it was rightly dismissed to oblivion or to
  • laughter. No case so much illustrates Swift's essential irreligion; since,
  • if he had shared in ordinary human feelings on such subjects, not only he
  • could not have been surprised at his own exclusion from the bench of
  • bishops, _after_ such ribaldries, but originally he would have abstained
  • from them as inevitable bars to clerical promotion, even upon principles
  • of public decorum.
  • As to the _style_ of Swift, Mr. Schlosser shows himself without
  • sensibility in his objections, as the often hackneyed English reader shows
  • himself without philosophic knowledge of style in his applause. Schlosser
  • thinks the style of Gulliver 'somewhat dull.' This shows Schlosser's
  • presumption in speaking upon a point where he wanted, 1st, original
  • delicacy of tact; and, 2dly, familiar knowledge of English. Gulliver's
  • style is _purposely_ touched slightly with that dulness of
  • circumstantiality which besets the excellent, but 'somewhat dull' race of
  • men--old sea captains. Yet it wears only an aerial tint of dulness; the
  • felicity of this coloring in Swift's management is, that it never goes the
  • length of wearying, but only of giving a comic air of downright Wapping
  • and Rotherhithe verisimilitude. All men grow dull, and ought to be dull,
  • that live under a solemn sense of eternal danger, one inch only of plank
  • (often worm-eaten) between themselves and the grave; and, also, that see
  • for ever one wilderness of waters--sublime, but (like the wilderness on
  • shore) monotonous. All sublime people, being monotonous, have a tendency
  • to be dull, and sublime things also. Milton and Aeschylus, the sublimest
  • of men, are crossed at times by a shade of dulness. It is their weak side.
  • But as to a sea captain, a regular nor'-nor'-wester, and sou'-sou'-easter,
  • he ought to be kicked out of the room if he is _not_ dull. It is not
  • 'ship-shape,' or barely tolerable, that he should be otherwise. Yet, after
  • all, considering what I have stated about Captain Gulliver's nine voyages
  • crowding into one pocket volume, he cannot really have much abused his
  • professional license for being dull. Indeed, one has to look out an excuse
  • for his being so little dull; which excuse is found in the fact that he
  • had studied three years at a learned university. Captain Gulliver, though
  • a sailor, I would have you to know, was a gownsman of Cambridge: so says
  • Swift, who knew more about the Captain than anybody now-a-days. Cantabs
  • are all horsemen, _ergo_, Gulliver was fit for any thing, from the
  • _wooden shoon_ of Cambridge up to the Horse Marines.
  • Now, on the other hand, you, common-place reader, that (as an old
  • tradition) believe Swift's style to be a model of excellence, hereafter I
  • shall say a word to you, drawn from deeper principles. At present I
  • content myself with these three propositions, which overthrow if you
  • can;--
  • 1. That the merit, which justly you ascribe to Swift, is
  • _vernacularity_; he never forgets his mother-tongue in exotic forms,
  • unless we may call Irish exotic; for Hibernicisms he certainly has. This
  • merit, however, is exhibited--not, as _you_ fancy, in a graceful
  • artlessness, but in a coarse inartificiality. To be artless, and to be
  • inartificial, are very different things; as different as being natural and
  • being gross; as different as being simple and being homely.
  • 2. That whatever, meantime, be the particular sort of excellence, or the
  • value of the excellence, in the style of Swift, he had it in common with
  • multitudes beside of that age. De Foe wrote a style for all the world the
  • same as to kind and degree of excellence, only pure from Hibernicisms. So
  • did every honest skipper [Dampier was something more] who had occasion to
  • record his voyages in this world of storms. So did many a hundred of
  • religious writers. And what wonder should there be in this, when the main
  • qualification for such a style was plain good sense, natural feeling,
  • unpretendingness, some little scholarly practice in putting together the
  • clockwork of sentences, so as to avoid mechanical awkwardness of
  • construction, but above all the advantage of a _subject_, such in its
  • nature as instinctively to reject ornament, lest it should draw off
  • attention from itself? Such subjects are common; but grand impassioned
  • subjects insist upon a different treatment; and _there_ it is that
  • the true difficulties of style commence.
  • 3. [Which partly is suggested by the last remark.] That nearly all the
  • blockheads with whom I have at any time had the pleasure of conversing
  • upon the subject of style (and pardon me for saying that men of the most
  • sense are apt, upon two subjects, viz., poetry and style, to talk
  • _most_ like blockheads), have invariably regarded Swift's style not
  • as if _relatively_ good [_i.e. given_ a proper subject], but as if
  • _absolutely_ good--good unconditionally, no matter what the subject. Now,
  • my friend, suppose the case, that the Dean had been required to write a
  • pendant for Sir Walter Raleigh's immortal apostrophe to Death, or to many
  • passages that I will select in Sir Thomas Brown's 'Religio Medici,' and
  • his 'Urn-burial,' or to Jeremy Taylor's inaugural sections of his 'Holy
  • Living and Dying,' do you know what would have happened? Are you aware
  • what sort of ridiculous figure your poor bald Jonathan would have cut?
  • About the same that would be cut by a forlorn scullion or waiter from
  • a greasy eating-house at Rotterdam, if suddenly called away in vision to
  • act as seneschal to the festival of Belshazzar the king, before a thousand
  • of his lords.
  • Schlosser, after saying any thing right and true (and he really did say
  • the true thing about Swift's _essential_ irreligion), usually becomes
  • exhausted, like a boa-constrictor after eating his half-yearly dinner. The
  • boa gathers himself up, it is to be hoped for a long fit of dyspepsy, in
  • which the horns and hoofs that he has swallowed may chance to avenge the
  • poor goat that owned them. Schlosser, on the other hand, retires into a
  • corner, for the purpose of obstinately talking nonsense, until the gong
  • sounds again for a slight refection of sense. Accordingly he likens Swift,
  • before he has done with him, to whom? I might safely allow the reader
  • three years for guessing, if the greatest of wagers were depending between
  • us. He likens him to Kotzebue, in the first place. How faithful the
  • resemblance! How exactly Swift reminds you of Count Benyowski in Siberia,
  • and of Mrs. Haller moping her eyes in the 'Stranger!' One really is
  • puzzled to say, according to the negro's logic, whether Mrs. Haller is
  • more like the Dean of St. Patrick's, or the Dean more like Mrs. Haller.
  • Anyhow, the likeness is prodigious, if it is not quite reciprocal. The
  • other _terminus_ of the comparison is Wieland. Now there _is_ some shadow
  • of a resemblance there. For Wieland had a touch of the comico-cynical in
  • his nature; and it is notorious that he was often called the German
  • Voltaire, which argues some tiger-monkey grin that traversed his features
  • at intervals. Wieland's malice, however, was far more playful and genial
  • than Swift's; something of this is shown in his romance of 'Idris,' and
  • oftentimes in his prose. But what the world knows Wieland by is his
  • 'Oberon.' Now in this gay, musical romance of Sir Huon and his enchanted
  • horn, with its gleams of voluptuousness, is there a possibility that any
  • suggestion of a scowling face like Swift's should cross the festal scenes?
  • From Swift the scene changes to Addison and Steele. Steele is of less
  • importance; for, though a man of greater intellectual activity [4] than
  • Addison, he had far less of genius. So I turn him out, as one would turn
  • out upon a heath a ram that had missed his way into one's tulip preserve;
  • requesting him to fight for himself against Schlosser, or others that may
  • molest him. But, so far as concerns Addison, I am happy to support the
  • character of Schlosser for consistency, by assuring the reader that, of
  • all the monstrosities uttered by any man upon Addison, and of all the
  • monstrosities uttered by Schlosser upon any man, a thing which he says
  • about Addison is the worst. But this I reserve for a climax at the end.
  • Schlosser really puts his best leg foremost at starting, and one thinks
  • he's going to mend; for he catches a truth, viz., the following--that all
  • the brilliances of the Queen Anne period (which so many inconsiderate
  • people have called the Augustan age of our literature) 'point to this--
  • that the reading public wished to be entertained, not roused to think; to
  • be gently moved, not deeply excited.' Undoubtedly what strikes a man in
  • Addison, or _will_ strike him when indicated, is the coyness and
  • timidity, almost the girlish shame, which he betrays in the presence of
  • all the elementary majesties belonging to impassioned or idealized nature.
  • Like one bred in crowded cities, when first left alone in forests or
  • amongst mountains, he is frightened at their silence, their solitude,
  • their magnitude of form, or their frowning glooms. It has been remarked by
  • others that Addison and his companions never rise to the idea of
  • addressing the 'nation' or the 'people;' it is always the 'town.' Even
  • their audience was conceived of by _them_ under a limited form. Yet
  • for this they had some excuse in the state of facts. A man would like at
  • this moment to assume that Europe and Asia were listening to him; and as
  • some few copies of his book do really go to Paris and Naples, some to
  • Calcutta, there is a sort of legal fiction that such an assumption is
  • steadily taking root. Yet, unhappily, that ugly barrier of languages
  • interferes. Schamyl, the Circassian chief, though much of a savage, is not
  • so wanting in taste and discernment as to be backward in reading any book
  • of yours or mine. Doubtless he yearns to read it. But then, you see, that
  • infernal _Tchirkass_ language steps between our book, the darling,
  • and _him_, the discerning reader. Now, just such a barrier existed
  • for the Spectator in the travelling arrangements of England. The very few
  • old heavies that had begun to creep along three or four main roads,
  • depended so much on wind and weather, their chances of foundering were so
  • uncalculated, their periods of revolution were so cometary and uncertain,
  • that no body of scientific observations had yet been collected to warrant
  • a prudent man in risking a heavy bale of goods; and, on the whole, even
  • for York, Norwich, or Winchester, a consignment of '_Specs_' was not
  • quite a safe spec. Still, I could have told the Spectator who was anxious
  • to make money, where he might have been sure of a distant sale, though
  • returns would have been slow, viz., at Oxford and Cambridge. We know from
  • Milton that old Hobson delivered his parcels pretty regularly eighty years
  • before 1710. And, one generation before _that_, it is plain, by the
  • interesting (though somewhat Jacobinical) letters [5] of Joseph Mede, the
  • commenter on the Apocalypse, that news and politics of one kind or other
  • (and scandal of _every_ kind) found out for themselves a sort of
  • contraband lungs to breathe through between London and Cambridge; not
  • quite so regular in their _systole_ and _diastole_ as the tides of ebb and
  • flood, but better than nothing. If you consigned a packet into the proper
  • hands on the 1st of May, 'as sure as death' to speak _Scottice_, it would
  • be delivered within sixty miles of the capital before mid-summer. Still
  • there were delays; and these forced a man into carving his world out of
  • London. That excuses the word _town_.
  • Inexcusable, however, were many other forms of expression in those days,
  • which argued cowardly feelings. One would like to see a searching
  • investigation into the state of society in Anne's days--its extreme
  • artificiality, its sheepish reserve upon all the impassioned grandeurs,
  • its shameless outrages upon all the decencies of human nature. Certain it
  • is, that Addison (because everybody) was in that meanest of conditions
  • which blushes at any expression of sympathy with the lovely, the noble, or
  • the impassioned. The wretches were ashamed of their own nature, and
  • perhaps with reason; for in their own denaturalized hearts they read only
  • a degraded nature. Addison, in particular, shrank from every bold and
  • every profound expression as from an offence against good taste. He durst
  • not for his life have used the word 'passion' except in the vulgar sense
  • of an angry paroxysm. He durst as soon have danced a hornpipe on the top
  • of the 'monument' as have talked of a 'rapturous emotion.' What _would_ he
  • have said? Why, 'sentiments that were of a nature to prove agreeable after
  • an unusual rate.' In their odious verses, the creatures of that age talk
  • of love as something that 'burns' them. You suppose at first that they are
  • discoursing of tallow candles, though you cannot imagine by what
  • impertinence they address _you_, that are no tallow-chandler, upon such
  • painful subjects. And, when they apostrophize the woman of their heart
  • (for you are to understand that they pretend to such an organ), they
  • beseech her to 'ease their pain.' Can human meanness descend lower? As if
  • the man, being ill from pleurisy, therefore had a right to take a lady for
  • one of the dressers in an hospital, whose duty it would be to fix a
  • burgundy-pitch plaster between his shoulders. Ah, the monsters! Then to
  • read of their Phillises and Strephons, and Chloes, and Corydons--names
  • that, by their very non-reality amongst names of flesh and blood, proclaim
  • the fantasticalness of the life with which they are poetically connected--
  • it throws me into such convulsions of rage, that I move to the window, and
  • (without thinking what I am about) throwing it up, calling, '_Police!
  • police!_' What's _that_ for? What can the police do in the business? Why,
  • certainly nothing. What I meant in my dream was, perhaps [but one forgets
  • _what_ one meant upon recovering one's temper], that the police should
  • take Strephon and Corydon into custody, whom I fancied at the other end of
  • the room. And really the justifiable fury, that arises upon recalling such
  • abominable attempts at bucolic sentiments in such abominable language,
  • sometimes transports me into a luxurious vision sinking back through one
  • hundred and thirty years, in which I see Addison, Phillips, both John and
  • Ambrose, Tickell, Fickell, Budgell, and Cudgell, with many others beside,
  • all cudgelled in a round robin, none claiming precedency of another, none
  • able to shrink from his own dividend, until a voice seems to recall me to
  • milder thoughts by saying, 'But surely, my friend, you never could wish to
  • see Addison cudgelled? Let Strephon and Corydon be cudgelled without end,
  • if the police can show any warrant for doing it But Addison was a man of
  • great genius.' True, he was so. I recollect it suddenly, and will back out
  • of any angry things that I have been misled into saying by Schlosser, who,
  • by-the-bye, was right, after all, for a wonder.
  • But now I will turn my whole fury in vengeance upon Schlosser. And,
  • looking round for a stone to throw at him, I observe this. Addison could
  • not be so entirely careless of exciting the public to think and feel, as
  • Schlosser pretends, when he took so much pains to inoculate that public
  • with a sense of the Miltonic grandeur. The 'Paradise Lost' had then been
  • published barely forty years, which was nothing in an age without reviews;
  • the editions were still scanty; and though no Addison could eventually
  • promote, for the instant he quickened, the circulation. If I recollect,
  • Tonson's accurate revision of the text followed immediately upon Addison's
  • papers. And it is certain that Addison [6] must have diffused the
  • knowledge of Milton upon the continent, from signs that soon followed. But
  • does not this prove that I myself have been in the wrong as well as
  • Schlosser? No: that's impossible. Schlosser's always in the wrong; but
  • it's the next thing to an impossibility that I should be detected in an
  • error: philosophically speaking, it is supposed to involve a
  • contradiction. 'But surely I said the very same thing as Schlosser by
  • assenting to what he said.' Maybe I did: but then I have time to make a
  • distinction, because my article is not yet finished; we are only at page
  • six or seven; whereas Schlosser can't make any distinction now, because
  • his book's printed; and his list of _errata_ (which is shocking though he
  • does not confess to the thousandth part), is actually published. My
  • distinction is--that, though Addison generally hated the impassioned,
  • and shrank from it as from a fearful thing, yet this was when it combined
  • with forms of life and fleshy realities (as in dramatic works), but not
  • when it combined with elder forms of eternal abstractions. Hence, he did
  • not read, and did not like Shakspeare; the music was here too rapid and
  • life-like: but he sympathized profoundly with the solemn cathedral
  • chanting of Milton. An appeal to his sympathies which exacted quick
  • changes in those sympathies he could not meet, but a more stationary
  • _key_ of solemnity he _could_. Indeed, this difference is illustrated
  • daily. A long list can be cited of passages in Shakspeare, which have been
  • solemnly denounced by many eminent men (all blockheads) as ridiculous: and
  • if a man _does_ find a passage in a tragedy that displeases him, it is
  • sure to seem ludicrous: witness the indecent exposures of themselves made
  • by Voltaire, La Harpe, and many billions beside of bilious people.
  • Whereas, of all the shameful people (equally billions and not less
  • bilious) that have presumed to quarrel with Milton, not one has thought
  • him ludicrous, but only dull and somnolent. In 'Lear' and in 'Hamlet,' as
  • in a human face agitated by passion, are many things that tremble on the
  • brink of the ludicrous to an observer endowed with small range of sympathy
  • or intellect. But no man ever found the starry heavens ludicrous, though
  • many find them dull, and prefer a near view of a brandy flask. So in the
  • solemn wheelings of the Miltonic movement, Addison could find a sincere
  • delight. But the sublimities of earthly misery and of human frenzy were
  • for him a book sealed. Beside all which, Milton, renewed the types of
  • Grecian beauty as to _form_, whilst Shakspeare, without designing at all
  • to contradict these types, did so, in effect, by his fidelity to a new
  • nature, radiating from a Gothic centre.
  • In the midst, however, of much just feeling, which one could only wish a
  • little deeper, in the Addisonian papers on 'Paradise Lost,' there are some
  • gross blunders of criticism, as there are in Dr. Johnson, and from the
  • self-same cause--an understanding suddenly palsied from defective passion,
  • A feeble capacity of passion must, upon a question of passion, constitute
  • a feeble range of intellect. But, after all, the worst thing uttered by
  • Addison in these papers is, not _against_ Milton, but meant to be
  • complimentary. Towards enhancing the splendor of the great poem, he tells
  • us that it is a Grecian palace as to amplitude, symmetry, and
  • architectural skill: but being in the English language, it is to be
  • regarded as if built in brick; whereas, had it been so happy as to be
  • written in Greek, then it would have been a palace built in Parian marble.
  • Indeed! that's smart--'that's handsome, I calculate.' Yet, before a man
  • undertakes to sell his mother-tongue, as old pewter trucked against gold,
  • he should be quite sure of his own metallurgic skill; because else, the
  • gold may happen to be copper, and the pewter to be silver. Are you quite
  • sure, my Addison, that you have understood the powers of this language
  • which you toss away so lightly, as an old tea-kettle? Is it a ruled case
  • that you have exhausted its resources? Nobody doubts your grace in a
  • certain line of composition, but it is only one line among many, and it is
  • far from being amongst the highest. It is dangerous, without examination,
  • to sell even old kettles; misers conceal old stockings filled with guineas
  • in old tea-kettles; and we all know that Aladdin's servant, by exchanging
  • an old lamp for a new one, caused an Iliad of calamities: his master's
  • palace jumped from Bagdad to some place on the road to Ashantee; Mrs.
  • Aladdin and the piccaninies were carried off as inside passengers; and
  • Aladdin himself only escaped being lagged, for a rogue and a conjuror, by
  • a flying jump after his palace. Now, mark the folly of man. Most of the
  • people I am going to mention subscribed, generally, to the supreme
  • excellence of Milton; but each wished for a little change to be made--
  • which, and which only was wanted to perfection. Dr. Johnson, though he
  • pretended to be satisfied with the 'Paradise Lost,' even in what he
  • regarded as the undress of blank verse, still secretly wished it in rhyme.
  • That's No. 1. Addison, though quite content with it in English, still
  • could have wished it in Greek. That's No. 2. Bentley, though admiring the
  • blind old poet in the highest degree, still observed, smilingly, that
  • after all he _was_ blind; he, therefore, slashing Dick, could have
  • wished that the great man had always been surrounded by honest people;
  • but, as that was not to be, he could have wished that his amanuensis has
  • been hanged; but, as that also had become impossible, he could wish to do
  • execution upon him in effigy, by sinking, burning, and destroying his
  • handywork--upon which basis of posthumous justice, he proceeded to
  • amputate all the finest passages in the poem. Slashing Dick was No. 3.
  • Payne Knight was a severer man even than slashing Dick; he professed to
  • look upon the first book of 'Paradise Lost' as the finest thing that earth
  • had to show; but, for that very reason, he could have wished, by your
  • leave, to see the other eleven books sawed off, and sent overboard;
  • because, though tolerable perhaps in another situation, they really were a
  • national disgrace, when standing behind that unrivalled portico of book 1.
  • There goes No. 4. Then came a fellow, whose name was either not on his
  • title page, or I have forgotten it, that pronounced the poem to be
  • laudable, and full of good materials; but still he could have wished that
  • the materials had been put together in a more workmanlike manner; which
  • kind office he set about himself. He made a general clearance of all
  • lumber: the expression of every thought he entirely re-cast: and he fitted
  • up the metre with beautiful patent rhymes; not, I believe, out of any
  • consideration for Dr. Johnson's comfort, but on principles of mere
  • abstract decency: as it was, the poem seemed naked, and yet was not
  • ashamed. There went No. 5. _Him_ succeeded a droller fellow than any
  • of the rest. A French book-seller had caused a prose French translation to
  • be made of the 'Paradise Lost,' without particularly noticing its English
  • origin, or at least not in the title page. Our friend, No. 6, getting hold
  • of this as an original French romance, translated it back into English
  • prose, as a satisfactory novel for the season. His little mistake was at
  • length discovered, and communicated to him with shouts of laughter; on
  • which, after considerable kicking and plunging (for a man cannot but turn
  • restive when he finds that he has not only got the wrong sow by the ear,
  • but actually sold the sow to a bookseller), the poor translator was tamed
  • into sulkiness; in which state ho observed that he could have wished his
  • own work, being evidently so much superior to the earliest form of the
  • romance, might be admitted by the courtesy of England to take the
  • precedency as the original 'Paradise Lost,' and to supersede the very rude
  • performance of 'Milton, Mr. John.' [7]
  • Schlosser makes the astounding assertion, that a compliment of Boileau to
  • Addison, and a pure compliment of ceremony upon Addison's early Latin
  • verses, was (_credite posteri!_) the making of Addison in England.
  • Understand, Schlosser, that Addison's Latin verses were never heard of by
  • England, until long after his English prose had fixed the public attention
  • upon him; his Latin reputation was a slight reaction from his English
  • reputation: and, secondly, understand that Boileau had at no time any such
  • authority in England as to _make_ anybody's reputation; he had first
  • of all to make his own. A sure proof of this is, that Boileau's name was
  • first published to London, by Prior's burlesque of what the Frenchman had
  • called an ode. This gasconading ode celebrated the passage of the Rhine in
  • 1672, and the capture of that famous fortress called _Skink_ ('le fameux
  • fort de'), by Louis XIV., known to London at the time of Prior's parody by
  • the name of 'Louis Baboon.' [8] _That_ was not likely to recommend Master
  • Boileau to any of the allies against the said Baboon, had it ever been
  • heard of out of France. Nor was it likely to make him popular in England,
  • that his name was first mentioned amongst shouts of laughter and mockery.
  • It is another argument of the slight notoriety possessed by Boileau in
  • England--that no attempt was ever made to translate even his satires,
  • epistles, or 'Lutrin,' except by booksellers' hacks; and that no such
  • version ever took the slightest root amongst ourselves, from Addison's day
  • to this very summer of 1847. Boileau was essentially, and in two senses,
  • viz., both as to mind and as to influence, _un homme borne_.
  • Addison's 'Blenheim' is poor enough; one might think it a translation from
  • some German original of those times. Gottsched's aunt, or Bodmer's wet-
  • nurse, might have written it; but still no fibs even as to 'Blenheim.' His
  • 'enemies' did not say this thing against 'Blenheim' 'aloud,' nor his
  • friends that thing against it 'softly.' And why? Because at that time
  • (1704-5) he had made no particular enemies, nor any particular friends;
  • unless by friends you mean his Whig patrons, and by enemies his tailor and
  • co.
  • As to 'Cato,' Schlosser, as usual, wanders in the shadow of ancient night.
  • The English 'people,' it seems, so 'extravagantly applauded' this wretched
  • drama, that you might suppose them to have 'altogether changed their
  • nature,' and to have forgotten Shakspeare. That man must have forgotten
  • Shakspeare, indeed, and from _ramollissement_ of the brain, who could
  • admire 'Cato.' 'But,' says Schlosser, 'it was only a 'fashion;' and the
  • English soon repented.' The English could not repent of a crime which they
  • had never committed. Cato was not popular for a moment, nor tolerated for
  • a moment, upon any literary ground, or as a work of art. It was an apple
  • of temptation and strife thrown by the goddess of faction between two
  • infuriated parties. 'Cato,' coming from a man without Parliamentary
  • connections, would have dropped lifeless to the ground. The Whigs have
  • always affected a special love and favor for popular counsels: they have
  • never ceased to give themselves the best of characters as regards public
  • freedom. The Tories, as contradistinguished to the Jacobites, knowing that
  • without _their_ aid, the Revolution could not have been carried, most
  • justly contended that the national liberties had been at least as much
  • indebted to themselves. When, therefore, the Whigs put forth _their_
  • man Cato to mouth speeches about liberty, as exclusively _their_ pet,
  • and about patriotism and all that sort of thing, saying insultingly to the
  • Tories, 'How do you like _that_? Does _that_ sting?' 'Sting, indeed!'
  • replied the Tories; 'not at all; it's quite refreshing to us, that the
  • Whigs have not utterly disowned such sentiments, which, by their public
  • acts, we really thought they _had_.' And, accordingly, as the popular
  • anecdote tells us, a Tory leader, Lord Bolingbroke, sent for Booth
  • who performed Cato, and presented him (_populo spectante_) with fifty
  • guineas 'for defending so well the cause of the people against a perpetual
  • dictator.' In which words, observe, Lord Bolingbroke at once asserted the
  • cause of his own party, and launched a sarcasm against a great individual
  • opponent, viz., Marlborough. Now, Mr. Schlosser, I have mended your
  • harness: all right ahead; so drive on once more.
  • But, oh Castor and Pollux, whither--in what direction is it, that the man
  • is driving us? Positively, Schlosser, you must stop and let _me_ get
  • out. I'll go no further with such a drunken coachman. Many another absurd
  • thing I was going to have noticed, such as his utter perversion of what
  • Mandeville said about Addison (viz., by suppressing one word, and
  • misapprehending all the rest). Such, again, as his point-blank
  • misstatement of Addison's infirmity in his official character, which was
  • _not_ that 'he could not prepare despatches in a good style,' but
  • diametrically the opposite case--that he insisted too much on style, to
  • the serious retardation of public business. But all these things are as
  • nothing to what Schlosser says elsewhere. He actually describes Addison,
  • on the whole, as a 'dull prosaist,' and the patron of pedantry! Addison,
  • the man of all that ever lived most hostile even to what was good in
  • pedantry, to its tendencies towards the profound in erudition and the non-
  • popular; Addison, the champion of all that is easy, natural, superficial,
  • a pedant and a master of pedantry! Get down, Schlosser, this moment; or
  • let _me_ get out.
  • Pope, by far the most important writer, English or Continental, of his own
  • age, is treated with more extensive ignorance by Mr. Schlosser than any
  • other, and (excepting Addison) with more ambitious injustice. A false
  • abstract is given, or a false impression, of any one amongst his brilliant
  • works, that is noticed at all; and a false sneer, a sneer irrelevant to
  • the case, at any work dismissed by name as unworthy of notice. The three
  • works, selected as the gems of Pope's collection, are the 'Essay on
  • Criticism,' the 'Rape of the Lock,' and the 'Essay on Man.' On the first,
  • which (with Dr. Johnson's leave) is the feeblest and least interesting of
  • Pope's writings, being substantially a mere versification, like a metrical
  • multiplication-table, of common-places the most mouldy with which
  • criticism has baited its rat-traps; since nothing is said worth answering,
  • it is sufficient to answer nothing. The 'Rape of the Lock' is treated with
  • the same delicate sensibility that we might have looked for in Brennus, if
  • consulted on the picturesque, or in Attila the Hun, if adjured to decide
  • aesthetically, between two rival cameos. Attila is said (though no doubt
  • falsely) to have described himself as not properly a man so much as the
  • Divine wrath incarnate. This would be fine in a melodrama, with Bengal
  • lights burning on the stage. But, if ever he said such a naughty thing, he
  • forgot to tell us what it was that had made him angry; by what
  • _title_ did _he_ come into alliance with the Divine wrath, which
  • was not likely to consult a savage? And why did his wrath hurry, by forced
  • marches, to the Adriatic? Now so much do people differ in opinion, that,
  • to us, who look at him through a telescope from an eminence, fourteen
  • centuries distant, he takes the shape rather of a Mahratta trooper,
  • painfully gathering _chout_, or a cateran levying black-mail, or a
  • decent tax-gatherer with an inkhorn at his button-hole, and supported by a
  • select party of constabulary friends. The very natural instinct which
  • Attila always showed for following the trail of the wealthiest footsteps,
  • seems to argue a most commercial coolness in the dispensation of his
  • wrath. Mr. Schlosser burns with the wrath of Attila against all
  • aristocracies, and especially that of England. He governs his fury, also,
  • with an Attila discretion in many cases; but not here. Imagine this Hun
  • coming down, sword in hand, upon Pope and his Rosicrucian light troops,
  • levying _chout_ upon Sir Plume, and fluttering the dove-cot of the
  • Sylphs. Pope's 'duty it was,' says this demoniac, to 'scourge the follies
  • of good society,' and also 'to break with the aristocracy.' No, surely?
  • something short of a total rupture would have satisfied the claims of
  • duty? Possibly; but it would not have satisfied Schlosser. And Pope's
  • guilt consists in having made his poem an idol or succession of pictures
  • representing the gayer aspects of society as it really was, and supported
  • by a comic interest of the mock-heroic derived from a playful machinery,
  • instead of converting it into a bloody satire. Pope, however, did not
  • shrink from such assaults on the aristocracy, if these made any part of
  • his duties. Such assaults he made twice at least too often for his own
  • peace, and perhaps for his credit at this day. It is useless, however, to
  • talk of the poem as a work of art, with one who sees none of its exquisite
  • graces, and can imagine his countryman Zacharia equal to a competition
  • with Pope. But this it may be right to add, that the 'Rape of the Lock'
  • was not borrowed from the 'Lutrin' of Boileau. That was impossible.
  • Neither was it suggested by the 'Lutrin.' The story in Herodotus of the
  • wars between cranes and pigmies, or the _Batrachomyomachia_ (so absurdly
  • ascribed to Homer) might have suggested the idea more naturally. Both
  • these, there is proof that Pope had read: there is none that he had
  • read the 'Lutrin,' nor did he read French with ease to himself. The
  • 'Lutrin,' meantime, is as much below the 'Rape of the Lock' in brilliancy
  • of treatment, as it is dissimilar in plan or the quality of its pictures.
  • The 'Essay on Man' is a more thorny subject. When a man finds himself
  • attacked and defended from all quarters, and on all varieties of
  • principle, he is bewildered. Friends are as dangerous as enemies. He must
  • not defy a bristling enemy, if he cares for repose; he must not disown a
  • zealous defender, though making concessions on his own behalf not
  • agreeable to himself; he must not explain away ugly phrases in one
  • direction, or perhaps he is recanting the very words of his 'guide,
  • philosopher, and friend,' who cannot safely be taxed with having first led
  • him into temptation; he must not explain them away in another direction,
  • or he runs full tilt into the wrath of mother Church--who will soon bring
  • him to his senses by penance. Long lents, and no lampreys allowed, would
  • soon cauterize the proud flesh of heretical ethics. Pope did wisely,
  • situated as he was, in a decorous nation, and closely connected, upon
  • principles of fidelity under political suffering, with the Roman
  • Catholics, to say little in his own defence. That defence, and any
  • reversionary cudgelling which it might entail upon the Quixote undertaker,
  • he left--meekly but also slyly, humbly but cunningly--to those whom he
  • professed to regard as greater philosophers than himself. All parties
  • found their account in the affair. Pope slept in peace; several pugnacious
  • gentlemen up and down Europe expectorated much fiery wrath in dusting each
  • other's jackets; and Warburton, the attorney, finally earned his
  • bishoprick in the service of whitewashing a writer, who was aghast at
  • finding himself first trampled on as a deist, and then exalted as a
  • defender of the faith. Meantime, Mr. Schlosser mistakes Pope's courtesy,
  • when he supposes his acknowledgments to Lord Bolingbroke sincere in their
  • whole extent.
  • Of Pope's 'Homer' Schlosser think fit to say, amongst other evil things,
  • which it really _does_ deserve (though hardly in comparison with the
  • German 'Homer' of the ear-splitting Voss), 'that Pope pocketed the
  • subscription of the "Odyssey," and left the work to be done by his
  • understrappers.' Don't tell fibs, Schlosser. Never do _that_ any more.
  • True it is, and disgraceful enough, that Pope (like modern contractors for
  • a railway or a loan) let off to sub-contractors several portions of the
  • undertaking. He was perhaps not illiberal in the terms of his contracts.
  • At least I know of people now-a-days (much better artists) that would
  • execute such contracts, and enter into any penalties for keeping time at
  • thirty per cent. less. But _navies_ and billbrokers, that are in excess
  • now, then were scarce. Still the affair, though not mercenary, was
  • illiberal in a higher sense of art; and no anecdote shows more pointedly
  • Pope's sense of the mechanic fashion, in which his own previous share of
  • the Homeric labor had been executed. It was disgraceful enough, and needs
  • no exaggeration. Let it, therefore, be reported truly: Pope personally
  • translated one-half of the 'Odyssey'--a dozen books he turned out of his
  • own oven: and, if you add the _Batrachomyomachia_, his dozen was a baker's
  • dozen. The journeyman did the other twelve; were regularly paid; regularly
  • turned off when the job was out of hand; and never once had to 'strike for
  • wages.' How much beer was allowed, I cannot say. This is the truth of the
  • matter. So no more fibbing, Schlosser, if you please.
  • But there remains behind all these labors of Pope, the 'Dunciad,' which is
  • by far his greatest. I shall not, within the narrow bounds assigned to me,
  • enter upon a theme so exacting; for, in this instance, I should have to
  • fight not against Schlosser only, but against Dr. Johnson, who has
  • thoroughly misrepresented the nature of the 'Dunciad,' and, consequently,
  • could not measure its merits. Neither he, nor Schlosser, in fact, ever
  • read more than a few passages of this admirable poem. But the villany is
  • too great for a brief exposure. One thing only I will notice of
  • Schlosser's misrepresentations. He asserts (not when directly speaking of
  • Pope, but afterwards, under the head of Voltaire) that the French author's
  • trivial and random _Temple de Gout_ 'shows the superiority in this
  • species of poetry to have been greatly on the side of the Frenchman.'
  • Let's hear a reason, though but a Schlosser reason, for this opinion:
  • know, then, all men whom it concerns, that 'the Englishman's satire only
  • hit such people as would never have been known without his mention of
  • them, whilst Voltaire selected those who were still called great, and
  • their respective schools.' Pope's men, it seems, never _had_ been
  • famous--Voltaire's might cease to be so, but as yet they had _not_
  • ceased; as yet they commanded interest. Now mark how I will put three
  • bullets into that plank, riddle it so that the leak shall not be stopped
  • by all the old hats in Heidelberg, and Schlosser will have to swim for his
  • life. First, he is forgetting that, by his own previous confession,
  • Voltaire, not less than Pope, had 'immortalized a great many
  • _insignificant_ persons;' consequently, had it been any fault to do
  • so, each alike was caught in that fault; and insignificant as the people
  • might be, if they _could_ be 'immortalized,' then we have Schlosser
  • himself confessing to the possibility that poetic splendor should create a
  • secondary interest where originally there had been none. Secondly, the
  • question of merit does not arise from the object of the archer, but from
  • the style of his archery. Not the choice of victims, but the execution
  • done is what counts. Even for continued failures it would plead
  • advantageously, much more for continued and brilliant successes, that Pope
  • fired at an object offering no sufficient breadth of mark. Thirdly, it is
  • the grossest of blunders to say that Pope's objects of satire were obscure
  • by comparison with Voltaire's. True, the Frenchman's example of a scholar,
  • viz., the French Salmasius, was most accomplished. But so was the
  • Englishman's scholar, viz., the English Bentley. Each was absolutely
  • without a rival in his own day. But the day of Bentley was the very day of
  • Pope. Pope's man had not even faded; whereas the day of Salmasius, as
  • respected Voltaire had gone by for more than half a century. As to Dacier,
  • '_which_ Dacier, Bezonian?' The husband was a passable scholar--but
  • madame was a poor sneaking fellow, fit only for the usher of a boarding-
  • school. All this, however, argues Schlosser's two-fold ignorance--first,
  • of English authors; second, of the 'Dunciad;'--else he would have known
  • that even Dennis, mad John Dennis, was a much cleverer man than most of
  • those alluded to by Voltaire. Cibber, though slightly a coxcomb, was born
  • a brilliant man. Aaron Hill was so lustrous, that even Pope's venom fell
  • off spontaneously, like rain from the plumage of a pheasant, leaving him
  • to 'mount far upwards with the swans of Thanes'--and, finally, let it not
  • be forgotten, that Samuel Clarke Burnet, of the Charterhouse, and Sir
  • Isaac Newton, did not wholly escape tasting the knout; if _that_ rather
  • impeaches the equity, and sometimes the judgment of Pope, at least it
  • contributes to show the groundlessness of Schlosser's objection--that the
  • population of the Dunciad, the characters that filled its stage, were
  • inconsiderable.
  • FOX AND BURKE.
  • It is, or it _would_ be, if Mr. Schlosser were himself more interesting,
  • luxurious to pursue his ignorance as to facts, and the craziness of his
  • judgment as to the valuation of minds, throughout his comparison of Burke
  • with Fox. The force of antithesis brings out into a feeble life of
  • meaning, what, in its own insulation, had been languishing mortally into
  • nonsense. The darkness of his 'Burke' becomes _visible_ darkness under the
  • glimmering that steals upon it from the desperate commonplaces of this
  • 'Fox.' Fox is painted exactly as he _would_ have been painted fifty years
  • ago by any pet subaltern of the Whig club, enjoying free pasture in
  • Devonshire House. The practised reader knows well what is coming. Fox is
  • 'formed after the model of the ancients'--Fox is 'simple'--Fox is
  • 'natural'--Fox is 'chaste'--Fox is 'forcible;' why yes, in a sense, Fox is
  • even 'forcible:' but then, to feel that he was so, you must have _heard_
  • him; whereas, for forty years he has been silent. We of 1847, that can
  • only _read_ him, hearing Fox described as _forcible_, are disposed to
  • recollect Shakspeare's Mr. Feeble amongst Falstaff's recruits, who also is
  • described as _forcible_, viz., as the 'most forcible Feeble.' And,
  • perhaps, a better description could not be devised for Fox himself--so
  • feeble was he in matter, so forcible in manner; so powerful for instant
  • effect, so impotent for posterity. In the Pythian fury of his gestures--in
  • his screaming voice--in his directness of purpose, Fox would now remind
  • you of some demon steam-engine on a railroad, some Fire-king or Salmoneus,
  • that had counterfeited, because he could not steal, Jove's thunderbolts;
  • hissing, bubbling, snorting, fuming; demoniac gas, you think--gas from
  • Acheron must feed that dreadful system of convulsions. But pump out the
  • imaginary gas, and, behold! it is ditch-water. Fox, as Mr. Schlosser
  • rightly thinks, was all of a piece--simple in his manners, simple in his
  • style, simple in his thoughts. No waters in _him_ turbid with new
  • crystalizations; everywhere the eye can see to the bottom. No music in
  • _him_ dark with Cassandra meanings. Fox, indeed, disturb decent gentlemen
  • by 'allusions to all the sciences, from the integral calculus and
  • metaphysics to navigation!' Fox would have seen you hanged first. Burke,
  • on the other hand, did all that, and other wickedness besides, which fills
  • an 8vo page in Schlosser; and Schlosser crowns his enormities by charging
  • him, the said Burke (p. 99), with '_wearisome tediousness_.' Among my own
  • acquaintances are several old women, who think on this point precisely as
  • Schlosser thinks; and they go further, for they even charge Burke with
  • 'tedious wearisomeness.' Oh, sorrowful woe, and also woeful sorrow, when
  • an Edmund Burke arises, like a _cheeta_ or hunting leopard coupled in a
  • tiger-chase with a German poodle. To think, in a merciful spirit, of the
  • jungle--barely to contemplate, in a temper of humanity, the
  • incomprehensible cane-thickets, dark and bristly, into which that bloody
  • _cheeta_ will drag that unoffending poodle!
  • But surely the least philosophic of readers, who hates philosophy 'as toad
  • or asp,' must yet be aware, that, where new growths are not germinating,
  • it is no sort of praise to be free from the throes of growth. Where
  • expansion is hopeless, it is little glory to have escaped distortion. Nor
  • is it any blame that the rich fermentation of grapes should disturb the
  • transparency of their golden fluids. Fox had nothing new to tell us, nor
  • did he hold a position amongst men that required or would even have
  • allowed him to tell anything new. He was helmsman to a party; what he had
  • to do, though seeming to _give_ orders, was simply to repeat _their_
  • orders--'Port your helm,' said the party; 'Port it is,' replied the
  • helmsman.--But Burke was no steersman; he was the Orpheus that sailed with
  • the Argonauts; he was their _seer_, seeing more in his visions than he
  • always understood himself; he was their watcher through the hours of
  • night; he was their astrological interpreter. Who complains of a prophet
  • for being a little darker of speech than a post-office directory? or of
  • him that reads the stars for being sometimes perplexed?
  • But, even as to facts, Schlosser is always blundering. Post-office
  • directories would be of no use to _him;_ nor link-boys; nor blazing
  • tar-barrels. He wanders in a fog such as sits upon the banks of Cocytus.
  • He fancies that Burke, in his lifetime, was _popular_. Of course, it
  • is so natural to be popular by means of '_wearisome tediousness_,'
  • that Schlosser, above all people, should credit such a tale. Burke has
  • been dead just fifty years, come next autumn. I remember the time from
  • this accident--that my own nearest relative stepped on a day of October,
  • 1797, into that same suite of rooms at Bath (North Parade) from which, six
  • hours before, the great man had been carried out to die at Beaconsfield.
  • It is, therefore, you see, fifty years. Now, ever since then, his
  • _collective_ works have been growing in bulk by the incorporation of
  • juvenile essays (such as his 'European Settlements,' his 'Essay on the
  • Sublime,' on 'Lord Bolingbroke,' &c.) or (as more recently) by the
  • posthumous publication of his MSS; [9] and yet, ever since then, in spite
  • of growing age and growing bulk, are more in demand. At this time, half a
  • century after his last sigh, Burke _is_ popular; a thing, let me tell
  • you, Schlosser, which never happened before to a writer steeped to his
  • lips in _personal_ politics. What a tilth of intellectual lava must
  • that man have interfused amongst the refuse and scoria of such mouldering
  • party rubbish, to force up a new verdure and laughing harvests, annually
  • increasing for new generations! Popular he _is_ now, but popular he
  • was not in his own generation. And how could Schlosser have the face to
  • say that he was? Did he never hear the notorious anecdote, that at one
  • period Burke obtained the _sobriquet_ of 'dinner-bell?' And why? Not
  • as one who invited men to a banquet by his gorgeous eloquence, but as one
  • that gave a signal to shoals in the House of Commons, for seeking refuge
  • in a _literal_ dinner from the oppression of his philosophy. This
  • was, perhaps, in part a scoff of his opponents. Yet there must have been
  • some foundation for the scoff, since, at an earlier stage of Burke's
  • career, Goldsmith had independently said, that this great orator
  • --------'went on refining,
  • And thought of convincing, whilst _they_ thought of dining.'
  • I blame neither party. It ought not to be expected of any _popular_
  • body that it should be patient of abstractions amongst the intensities of
  • party-strife, and the immediate necessities of voting. No deliberative
  • body would less have tolerated such philosophic exorbitations from public
  • business than the _agora_ of Athens, or the Roman senate. So far the
  • error was in Burke, not in the House of Commons. Yet, also, on the other
  • side, it must be remembered, that an intellect of Burke's combining power
  • and enormous compass, could not, from necessity of nature, abstain from
  • such speculations. For a man to reach a remote posterity, it is sometimes
  • necessary that he should throw his voice over to them in a vast arch--it
  • must sweep a parabola--which, therefore, rises high above the heads of
  • those next to him, and is heard by the bystanders but indistinctly, like
  • bees swarming in the upper air before they settle on the spot fit for
  • hiving.
  • See, therefore, the immeasurableness of misconception. Of all public men,
  • that stand confessedly in the first rank as to splendor of intellect,
  • Burke was the _least_ popular at the time when our blind friend Schlosser
  • assumes him to have run off with the lion's share of popularity. Fox, on
  • the other hand, as the leader of opposition, was at that time a household
  • term of love or reproach, from one end of the island to the other. To the
  • very children playing in the streets, Pitt and Fox, throughout Burke's
  • generation, were pretty nearly as broad distinctions, and as much a war-
  • cry, as English and French, Roman and Punic. Now, however, all this is
  • altered. As regards the relations between the two Whigs whom Schlosser so
  • steadfastly delighteth to misrepresent,
  • 'Now is the winter of our discontent
  • Made glorious summer'
  • for that intellectual potentate, Edmund Burke, the man whose true mode of
  • power has never yet been truly investigated; whilst Charles Fox is known
  • only as an echo is known, and for any real _effect_ of intellect upon
  • this generation, for anything but the 'whistling of a name,' the Fox of
  • 1780-1807 sleeps where the carols of the larks are sleeping, that
  • gladdened the spring-tides of those years--sleeps with the roses that
  • glorified the beauty of their summers. [10]
  • JUNIUS
  • Schlosser talks of Junius, who is to him, as to many people, more than
  • entirely the enigma of an enigma, Hermes Trismegistus, or the mediaeval
  • Prester John. Not only are most people unable to solve the enigma, but
  • they have no idea of what it is that they are to solve. I have to inform
  • Schlosser that there are three separate questions about Junius, of which
  • he has evidently no distinct knowledge, and cannot, therefore, have many
  • chances to spare for settling them. The three questions are these:--A. Who
  • _was_ Junius? B. What was it that armed Junius with a power so
  • unaccountable at this day over the public mind? C. Why, having actually
  • exercised this power, and gained under his masque far more than he ever
  • hoped to gain, did this Junius not come forward _in his own person_,
  • when all the legal danger had long passed away, to claim a distinction
  • that for _him_ (among the vainest of men) must have been more precious
  • than his heart's blood? The two questions, B and C, I have examined in
  • past times, and I will not here repeat my explanations further than to
  • say, with respect to the last, that the reason for the author not claiming
  • his own property was this, because he _dared_ not; because it would have
  • been _infamy_ for him to avow himself as Junius; because it would have
  • revealed a crime and published a crime in his own earlier life, for which
  • many a man is transported in our days, and for less than which many a man
  • has been in past days hanged, broken on the wheel, burned, gibbeted, or
  • impaled. To say that he watched and listened at his master's key-holes, is
  • nothing. It was not key-holes only that he made free with, but keys; he
  • tampered with his master's seals; he committed larcenies; not, like a
  • brave man, risking his life on the highway, but petty larcenies--larcenies
  • in a dwelling-house--larcenies under the opportunities of a confidential
  • situation--crimes which formerly, in the days of Junius, our bloody code
  • never pardoned in villains of low degree. Junius was in the situation of
  • Lord Byron's Lara, or, because Lara is a plagiarism, of Harriet Lee's
  • Kraitzrer. But this man, because he had money, friends, and talents,
  • instead of going to prison, took himself off for a jaunt to the continent.
  • From the continent, in full security and in possession of the _otium cum
  • dignitate_, he negotiated with the government, whom he had alarmed by
  • publishing the secrets which he had stolen. He succeeded. He sold himself
  • to great advantage. Bought and sold he was; and of course it is understood
  • that, if you buy a knave, and expressly in consideration of his knaveries,
  • you secretly undertake not to hang him. 'Honor bright!' Lord Barrington
  • might certainly have indicted Junius at the Old Bailey, and had a reason
  • for wishing to do so; but George III., who was a party to the negotiation,
  • and all his ministers, would have said, with fits of laughter--'Oh, come
  • now, my lord, you must _not_ do that. For, since we have bargained for a
  • price to send him out as a member of council to Bengal, you see clearly
  • that we could not possibly hang him _before_ we had fulfilled our bargain.
  • Then it is true we might hang him after he comes back. But, since the man
  • (being a clever man) has a fair chance in the interim of rising to be
  • Governor-General, we put it to your candor, Lord Barrington, whether it
  • would be for the public service to hang his excellency?' In fact, he might
  • probably have been Governor-General, had his bad temper not overmastered
  • him. Had he not quarrelled so viciously with Mr. Hastings, it is ten to
  • one that he might, by playing his cards well, have succeeded him. As it
  • was, after enjoying an enormous salary, he returned to England--not
  • Governor-General, certainly, but still in no fear of being hanged. Instead
  • of hanging him, on second thoughts, Government gave him a red ribbon. He
  • represented a borough in Parliament. He was an authority upon Indian
  • affairs. He was caressed by the Whig party. He sat at good men's tables.
  • He gave for toasts--_Joseph Surface_ sentiments at dinner parties--
  • 'The man that betrays' [something or other]--'the man that sneaks into'
  • [other men's portfolios, perhaps]--'is'--ay, _what_ is he? Why he is,
  • perhaps, a Knight of the Bath, has a sumptuous mansion in St. James's
  • Square, dies full of years and honor, has a pompous funeral, and fears
  • only some such epitaph as this--'Here lies, in a red ribbon, the man who
  • built a great prosperity on the basis of a great knavery.' I complain
  • heavily of Mr. Taylor, the very able unmasker of Junius, for blinking the
  • whole questions B and C. He it is that has settled the question A, so that
  • it will never be re-opened by a man of sense. A man who doubts, after
  • _really_ reading Mr. Taylor's work, is not only a blockhead, but an
  • irreclaimable blockhead. It is true that several men, among them Lord
  • Brougham, whom Schlosser (though hating him, and kicking him) cites, still
  • profess scepticism. But the reason is evident: they have not _read_
  • the book, they have only heard of it. They are unacquainted with the
  • strongest arguments, and even with the nature of the evidence. [11] Lord
  • Brougham, indeed, is generally reputed to have reviewed Mr. Taylor's book.
  • _That_ may be: it is probable enough: what I am denying is not at all
  • that Lord Brougham _reviewed_ Mr. Taylor, but that Lord Brougham _read_
  • Mr. Taylor. And there is not much wonder in _that_, when we see professed
  • writers on the subject--bulky writers--writers of Answers and Refutations,
  • dispensing with the whole of Mr. Taylor's book, single paragraphs of which
  • would have forced them to cancel their own. The possibility of scepticism,
  • after really _reading_ Mr. Taylor's book, would be the strongest
  • exemplification upon record of Sancho's proverbial reproach, that a man
  • 'wanted better bread than was made of wheat--' would be the old case
  • renewed from the scholastic grumblers 'that some men do not know when they
  • are answered.' They have got their _quietus_, and they still continue to
  • 'maunder' on with objections long since disposed of. In fact, it is not
  • too strong a thing to say--and Chief Justice Dallas _did_ say something
  • like it--that if Mr. Taylor is not right, if Sir Philip Francis is _not_
  • Junius, then was no man ever yet hanged on sufficient evidence. Even
  • confession is no absolute proof. Even confessing to a crime, the man may
  • be mad. Well, but at least seeing is believing: if the court sees a man
  • commit an assault, will not _that_ suffice? Not at all: ocular delusions
  • on the largest scale are common. What's a court? Lawyers have no better
  • eyes than other people. Their physics are often out of repair, and whole
  • cities have been known to see things that could have no existence. Now,
  • all other evidence is held to be short of this blank seeing or blank
  • confessing. But I am not at all sure of _that_. Circumstantial evidence,
  • that multiplies indefinitely its points of _internexus_ with known
  • admitted facts, is more impressive than direct testimony. If you detect a
  • fellow with a large sheet of lead that by many (to wit seventy) salient
  • angles, that by tedious (to wit thirty) reentrant angles, fits into and
  • owns its sisterly relationship to all that is left of the lead upon your
  • roof--this tight fit will weigh more with a jury than even if my lord
  • chief justice should jump into the witness-box, swearing that, with
  • judicial eyes, he saw the vagabond cutting the lead whilst he himself sat
  • at breakfast; or even than if the vagabond should protest before this
  • honorable court that he _did_ cut the lead, in order that he (the said
  • vagabond) might have hot rolls and coffee as well as my lord, the witness.
  • If Mr. Taylor's body of evidence does _not_ hold water, then is there no
  • evidence extant upon any question, judicial or not judicial, that _will_.
  • But I blame Mr. Taylor heavily for throwing away the whole argument
  • applicable to B and C; not as any debt that rested particularly upon
  • _him_ to public justice; but as a debt to the integrity of his own
  • book. That book is now a fragment; admirable as regards A; but (by
  • omitting B and C) not sweeping the whole area of the problem. There yet
  • remains, therefore, the dissatisfaction which is always likely to arise--
  • not from the smallest _allegatio falsi_, but from the large _suppressio
  • veri_. B, which, on any other solution than the one I have proposed, is
  • perfectly unintelligible, now becomes plain enough. To imagine a heavy,
  • coarse, hard-working government, seriously affected by such a bauble as
  • _they_ would consider performances on the tight rope of style, is mere
  • midsummer madness. 'Hold your absurd tongue,' would any of the ministers
  • have said to a friend descanting on Junius as a powerful artist of style--
  • 'do you dream, dotard, that this baby's rattle is the thing that keeps us
  • from sleeping? Our eyes are fixed on something else: that fellow, whoever
  • he is, knows what he ought _not_ to know; he has had his hand in some of
  • our pockets: he's a good locksmith, is that Junius; and before he reaches
  • Tyburn, who knows what amount of mischief he may do to self and partners?'
  • The rumor that ministers were themselves alarmed (which was the naked
  • truth) travelled downwards; but the _why_ did not travel; and the
  • innumerable blockheads of lower circles, not understanding the real cause
  • of fear, sought a false one in the supposed thunderbolts of the rhetoric.
  • Opera-house thunderbolts they were: and strange it is, that grave men
  • should fancy newspapers, teeming (as they have always done) with
  • _Publicolas_, with _Catos_, with _Algernon Sidneys_, able by such trivial
  • small shot to gain a moment's attention from the potentates of Downing
  • Street. Those who have despatches to write, councils to attend, and votes
  • of the Commons to manage, think little of Junius Brutus. A Junius Brutus,
  • that dares not sign by his own honest name, is presumably skulking from
  • his creditors. A Timoleon, who hints at assassination in a newspaper, one
  • may take it for granted, is a manufacturer of begging letters. And it is a
  • conceivable case that a twenty pound note, enclosed to Timoleon's address,
  • through the newspaper office, might go far to soothe that great patriot's
  • feelings, and even to turn aside his avenging dagger. These sort of people
  • were not the sort to frighten a British Ministry. One laughs at the
  • probable conversation between an old hunting squire coming up to comfort
  • the First Lord of the Treasury, on the rumor that he was panic-struck.
  • 'What, surely, my dear old friend, you're not afraid of Timoleon?' First
  • Lord.--'Yes, I am.' C. Gent.--'What, afraid of an anonymous fellow in the
  • papers?' F. L.--'Yes, dreadfully.' C. Gent.--'Why, I always understood
  • that these people were a sort of shams--living in Grub Street--or where
  • was it that Pope used to tell us they lived? Surely you're not afraid of
  • Timoleon, because some people think he's a patriot?' F. L.--'No, not at
  • all; but I am afraid because some people think he's a housebreaker!' In
  • that character only could Timoleon become formidable to a Cabinet
  • Minister; and in some such character must our friend, Junius Brutus, have
  • made himself alarming to Government. From the moment that B is properly
  • explained, it throws light upon C. The Government was alarmed--not at such
  • moonshine as patriotism, or at a soap-bubble of rhetoric--but because
  • treachery was lurking amongst their own households: and, if the thing went
  • on, the consequences might be appalling. But this domestic treachery,
  • which accounts for B, accounts at the same time for C. The very same
  • treachery that frightened its objects at the time by the consequences it
  • might breed, would frighten its author afterwards from claiming its
  • literary honors by the remembrances it might awaken. The mysterious
  • disclosures of official secrets, which had once roused so much
  • consternation within a limited circle, and (like the French affair of the
  • diamond necklace) had sunk into neglect only when all clue seemed lost for
  • _perfectly_ unravelling its would revive in all its interest when a
  • discovery came before the public, viz., a claim on the part of Francis to
  • have written the famous letters, which must at the same time point a
  • strong light upon the true origin of the treacherous disclosures. Some
  • astonishment had always existed as to Francis--how he rose so suddenly
  • into rank and station: some astonishment always existed as to Junius, how
  • he should so suddenly have fallen asleep as a writer in the journals. The
  • coincidence of this sudden and unaccountable silence with the sudden and
  • unaccountable Indian appointment of Francis; the extraordinary familiarity
  • of Junius, which had _not altogether escaped notice_, with the secrets of
  • one particular office, viz., the War Office; the sudden recollection, sure
  • to flash upon all who remembered Francis, if again he should become
  • revived into suspicion, that he had held a situation of trust in that
  • particular War Office; all these little recollections would begin to take
  • up their places in a connected story: _this_ and _that_, laid together,
  • would become clear as day-light; and to the keen eyes of still surviving
  • enemies--Horne Tooke, 'little Chamier,' Ellis, the Fitzroy, Russell, and
  • Murray houses--the whole progress and catastrophe of the scoundrelism, the
  • perfidy and the profits of the perfidy, would soon become as intelligible
  • as any tale of midnight burglary from without, in concert with a wicked
  • butler within, that was ever sifted by judge and jury at the Old Bailey,
  • or critically reviewed by Mr. John Ketch at Tyburn.
  • Francis was the man. Francis was the wicked butler within, whom Pharaoh
  • ought to have hanged, but whom he clothed in royal apparel, and mounted
  • upon a horse that carried him to a curule chair of honor. So far his
  • burglary prospered. But, as generally happens in such cases, this
  • prosperous crime subsequently avenged itself. By a just retribution, the
  • success of Junius, in two senses so monstrously exaggerated--exaggerated
  • by a romantic over-estimate of its intellectual power through an error of
  • the public, not admitted to the secret--and equally exaggerated as to its
  • political power by the government in the hush-money for its future
  • suppression, became the heaviest curse of the successful criminal. This
  • criminal thirsted for literary distinction above all other distinction,
  • with a childish eagerness, as for the _amrecta_ cup of immortality.
  • And, behold! there the brilliant bauble lay, glittering in the sands of a
  • solitude, unclaimed by any man; disputed with him (if he chose to claim
  • it) by nobody; and yet for his life he durst not touch it. He stood--he
  • knew that he stood--in the situation of a murderer who has dropt an
  • inestimable jewel upon the murdered body in the death-struggle with his
  • victim. The jewel is his! Nobody will deny it. He may have it for asking.
  • But to ask is his death-warrant. 'Oh yes!' would be the answer, 'here's
  • your jewel, wrapt up safely in tissue paper. But here's another lot that
  • goes along with it--no bidder can take them apart--viz. a halter, also
  • wrapt up in tissue paper.' Francis, in relation to Junius, was in that
  • exact predicament. 'You are Junius? You are that famous man who has been
  • missing since 1772? And you can prove it? God bless me! sir; what a long
  • time you've been sleeping: every body's gone to bed. Well, then, you are
  • an exceedingly clever fellow, that have had the luck to be thought ten
  • times more clever than really you were. And also, you are the greatest
  • scoundrel that at this hour rests in Europe unhanged!'--Francis died, and
  • made no sign. Peace of mind he had parted with for a peacock's feather,
  • which feather, living or dying, he durst not mount in the plumage of his
  • cap.
  • FOOTNOTES
  • [1] Even Pope, with all his natural and reasonable interest in
  • aristocratic society, could not shut his eyes to the fact that a jest in
  • _his_ mouth became twice a jest in a lord's. But still he failed to
  • perceive what I am here contending for, that if the jest happened to miss
  • fire, through the misfortune of bursting its barrel, the consequences
  • would be far worse for the lord than the commoner. There _is_, you see, a
  • blind sort of compensation.
  • [2] Mr. Schlosser, who speaks English, who has read rather too much
  • English for any good that he has turned it to, and who ought to have a
  • keen eye for the English version of his own book, after so much reading
  • and study of it, has, however, overlooked several manifest errors. I do
  • not mean to tax Mr. Davison with, general inaccuracy. On the contrary, he
  • seems wary, and in most cases successful as a dealer with the
  • peculiarities of the German. But several cases of error I detect without
  • needing the original: they tell their own story. And one of these I here
  • notice, not only for its own importance, but out of love to Schlosser, and
  • by way of nailing his guarantee to the counter--not altogether as a bad
  • shilling, but as a light one. At p. 5 of vol. 2, in a foot-note, which is
  • speaking of Kant, we read of his _attempt to introduce the notion of
  • negative greatness into Philosophy. Negative greatness!_ What strange
  • bird may _that_ be? Is it the _ornithorynchus paradoxus_? Mr. Schlosser
  • was not wide awake _there_. The reference is evidently to Kant's essay
  • upon the advantages of introducing into philosophy the algebraic idea of
  • _negative quantities_. It is one of Kant's grandest gleams into hidden
  • truth. Were it only for the merits of this most masterly essay in
  • reconstituting the algebraic meaning of a _negative quantity_ [so
  • generally misunderstood as a _negation_ of quantity, and which even Sir
  • Isaac Newton misconstrued as regarded its metaphysics], great would have
  • been the service rendered to logic by Kant. But there is a greater. From
  • this little _brochure_ I am satisfied was derived originally the German
  • regeneration of the Dynamic philosophy, its expansion through the idea of
  • polarity, indifference, &c. Oh, Mr. Schlosser, you had not _gepruft_ p. 5
  • of vol. 2. You skipped the notes.
  • [3] '_Little nurse_:'--the word _Glumdalclitch_, in Brobdingnagian,
  • absolutely _means little nurse_, and nothing else. It may seem odd that
  • the captain should call any nurse of Brobdingnag, however kind to him, by
  • such an epithet as _little_; and the reader may fancy that Sherwood forest
  • had put it into his head, where Robin Hood always called his right hand
  • man 'Little John,' not _although_, but expressly _because_ John stood
  • seven feet high in his stockings. But the truth is--that Glumdalclitch
  • _was_ little; and literally so; she was only nine years old, and (says the
  • captain) 'little of her age,' being barely forty feet high. She had time
  • to grow certainly, but as she had so much to do before she could overtake
  • other women, it is probable that she would turn out what, in Westmoreland,
  • they call a, _little stiffenger_--very little, if at all, higher than a
  • common English church steeple.
  • [4.] '_Activity_,'--It is some sign of this, as well as of the more
  • thoroughly English taste in literature which distinguished Steele, that
  • hardly twice throughout the 'Spectator' is Shakspeare quoted or alluded to
  • by Addison. Even these quotations he had from the theatre, or the breath
  • of popular talk. Generally, if you see a line from Shakspeare, it is safe
  • to bet largely that the paper is Steele's; sometimes, indeed, of casual
  • contributors; but, almost to a certainty, _not_ a paper of Addison's.
  • Another mark of Steele's superiority in vigor of intellect is, that much
  • oftener in _him_ than in other contributors strong thoughts came forward;
  • harsh and disproportioned, perhaps, to the case, and never harmoniously
  • developed with the genial grace of Addison, but original, and pregnant
  • with promise and suggestion.
  • [5] 'Letters of Joseph Mede,' published more than twenty years ago by Sir
  • Henry Ellis.
  • [6] It is an idea of many people, and erroneously sanctioned by
  • Wordsworth, that Lord Somers gave a powerful lift to the 'Paradise Lost.'
  • He was a subscriber to the sixth edition, the first that had plates; but
  • this was some years before the Revolution of 1688, and when he was simply
  • Mr. Somers, a barrister, with no effectual power of patronage.
  • [7] '_Milton, Mr. John_:'--Dr. Johnson expressed his wrath, in an
  • amusing way, at some bookseller's hack who, when employed to make an
  • index, introduced Milton's name among the M's, under the civil title of--
  • 'Milton, Mr. John.'
  • [8] '_Louis Baboon_:'--As people read nothing in these days that is more
  • than forty-eight hours old, I am daily admonished that allusions the most
  • obvious to anything in the rear of our own time, needs explanation. _Louis
  • Baboon_ is Swift's jesting name for _Louis Bourbon_, _i.e._, Louis XIV.
  • [9] 'Of his MSS.:'--And, if all that I have heard be true, much has
  • somebody to answer for, that so little has been yet published. The two
  • executors of Burke were Dr. Lawrence, of Doctors' Commons, a well-known M.
  • P. in forgotten days, and Windham, a man too like Burke in elasticity of
  • mind ever to be spoken of in connection with forgotten things. Which of
  • them was to blame, I know not. But Mr. R. Sharpe, M. P., twenty-five years
  • ago, well known as _River_ Sharpe, from the [Greek: _aperantologia_] of
  • his conversation, used to say, that one or both of the executors had
  • offered _him_ (the river) a huge travelling trunk, perhaps an Imperial or
  • a Salisbury boot (equal to the wardrobe of a family), filled with Burke's
  • MSS., on the simple condition of editing them with proper annotations. An
  • Oxford man, and also the celebrated Mr. Christian Curwen, then member for
  • Cumberland, made, in my hearing, the same report. The Oxford man, in
  • particular, being questioned as to the probable amount of MS., deposed,
  • that he could not speak upon oath to the cubical contents; but this he
  • could say, that, having stripped up his coat sleeve, he had endeavored, by
  • such poor machinery as nature had allowed him, to take the soundings of
  • the trunk, but apparently there were none; with his middle finger he could
  • find no bottom; for it was stopped by a dense stratum of MS.; below which,
  • you know, other strata might lie _ad infinitum_. For anything proved to
  • the contrary, the trunk might be bottomless.
  • [10] A man in Fox's situation is sure, whilst living, to draw after him
  • trains of sycophants; and it is the evil necessity of newspapers the most
  • independent, that they _must_ swell the mob of sycophants. The public
  • compels them to exaggerate the true proportions of such people as we see
  • every hour in our own day. Those who, for the moment, modify, or
  • _may_ modify the national condition, become preposterous idols in the
  • eyes of the gaping public; but with the sad necessity of being too utterly
  • trodden under foot after they are shelved, unless they live in men's
  • memory by something better than speeches in Parliament. Having the usual
  • fate, Fox was complimented, _whilst living_, on his knowledge of
  • Homeric Greek, which was a jest: he knew neither more nor less of Homer,
  • than, fortunately, most English gentlemen of his rank; quite enough that
  • is to read the 'Iliad' with unaffected pleasure, far too little to revise
  • the text of any three lines, without making himself ridiculous. The
  • excessive slenderness of his general literature, English and French, may
  • be seen in the letters published by his Secretary, Trotter. But his
  • fragment of a History, published by Lord Holland, at two guineas, and
  • currently sold for two shillings (not two _pence_, or else I have
  • been defrauded of 1s. 10d.), most of all proclaims the tenuity of his
  • knowledge. He looks upon Malcolm Laing as a huge oracle; and, having read
  • even less than Hume, a thing not very easy, with great _naivete_, cannot
  • guess where Hume picked up his facts.
  • [11] Even in Dr. Francis's Translation of Select Speeches from
  • Demosthenes, which Lord Brougham naturally used a little in his own labors
  • on that theme, there may be traced several peculiarities of diction that
  • startle us in Junius. Sir P. had them from his father. And Lord Brougham
  • ought not to have overlooked them. The same thing may be seen in the notes
  • to Dr. Francis's translation of Horace. These points, though not
  • _independently_ of much importance, become far more so in combination
  • with others. The reply made to me once by a publisher of some eminence
  • upon this question, was the best fitted to lower Mr. Taylor's
  • investigation with a _stranger_ to the long history of the dispute.
  • 'I feel,' he said, 'the impregnability of the case made out by Mr. Taylor.
  • But the misfortune is, that I have seen so many previous impregnable cases
  • made out for other claimants.' Ay, that _would_ be unfortunate. But
  • the misfortune for this repartee was, that I, for whose use it was
  • intended, not being in the predicament of a _stranger_ to the dispute,
  • having seen every page of the pleadings, knew all (except Mr. Taylor's) to
  • be false in their statements; after which their arguments signified
  • nothing.
  • THE ANTIGONE OF SOPHOCLES, AS REPRESENTED ON THE EDINBURGH STAGE.
  • Every thing in our days is new. _Roads_, for instance, which, being
  • formerly 'of the earth earthy,' and therefore perishable, are now iron,
  • and next door to being immortal; _tragedies_, which are so entirely
  • new, that neither we nor our fathers, through eighteen hundred and ninety
  • odd years, gone by, since Caesar did our little island the honor to sit
  • upon its skirts, have ever seen the like to this 'Antigone;' and, finally,
  • even more new are _readers_, who, being once an obedient race of men,
  • most humble and deferential in the presence of a Greek scholar, are now
  • become intractably mutinous; keep their hats on whilst he is addressing
  • them; and listen to him or not, as he seems to talk sense or nonsense.
  • Some there are, however, who look upon all these new things as being
  • intensely old. Yet, surely the railroads are new? No; not at all. Talus,
  • the iron man in Spenser, who continually ran round the island of Crete,
  • administering gentle warning and correction to offenders, by flooring them
  • with an iron flail, was a very ancient personage in Greek fable; and the
  • received opinion is, that he must have been a Cretan railroad, called The
  • Great Circular Coast-Line, that carried my lords the judges on their
  • circuits of jail-delivery. The 'Antigone,' again, that wears the freshness
  • of morning dew, and is so fresh and dewy in the beautiful person of Miss
  • Faucit, had really begun to look faded on the Athenian stage, and even 'of
  • a certain age,' about the death of Pericles, whose meridian year was the
  • year 444 before Christ. Lastly, these modern _readers_, that are so
  • obstinately rebellious to the once Papal authority of Greek, they--No; on
  • consideration, they _are_ new. Antiquity produced many monsters, but
  • none like _them_.
  • The truth is, that this vast multiplication of readers, within the last
  • twenty-five years, has changed the prevailing character of readers. The
  • minority has become the overwhelming majority: the quantity has disturbed
  • the quality. Formerly, out of every five readers, at least four were, in
  • some degree, classical scholars: or, if _that_ would be saying too
  • much, if two of the four had 'small Latin and less Greek,' they were
  • generally connected with those who had more, or at the worst, who had much
  • reverence for Latin, and more reverence for Greek. If they did not all
  • share in the services of the temple, all, at least, shared in the
  • superstition. But, now-a-days, the readers come chiefly from a class of
  • busy people who care very little for ancestral crazes. Latin they have
  • heard of, and some of them know it as a good sort of industrious language,
  • that even, in modern times, has turned out many useful books,
  • astronomical, medical, philosophical, and (as Mrs. Malaprop observes)
  • diabolical; but, as to Greek, they think of it as of an ancient mummy: you
  • spend an infinity of time in unswathing it from its old dusty wrappers,
  • and, when you have come to the end, what do you find for your pains? A
  • woman's face, or a baby's, that certainly is not the better for being
  • three thousand years old; and perhaps a few ears of wheat, stolen from
  • Pharaoh's granary; which wheat, when sown [1] in Norfolk or Mid-Lothian,
  • reaped, thrashed, ground, baked, and hunted through all sorts of tortures,
  • yields a breakfast roll that (as a Scottish baker observed to me) is 'not
  • just _that_ bad.' Certainly not: not exactly '_that_ bad;' not worse than
  • the worst of our own; but still, much fitter for Pharaoh's breakfast-table
  • than for ours.
  • I, for my own part, stand upon an isthmus, connecting me, at one terminus,
  • with the rebels against Greek, and, at the other, with those against whom
  • they are in rebellion. On the one hand, it seems shocking to me, who am
  • steeped to the lips in antique prejudices, that Greek, in unlimited
  • quantities, should not secure a limited privilege of talking nonsense. Is
  • all reverence extinct for old, and ivy-mantled, and worm-eaten things?
  • Surely, if your own grandmother lectures on morals, which perhaps now and
  • then she does, she will command that reverence from you, by means of her
  • grandmotherhood, which by means of her ethics she might _not_. To be
  • a good Grecian, is now to be a faded potentate; a sort of phantom Mogul,
  • sitting at Delhi, with an English sepoy bestriding his shoulders. Matched
  • against the master of _ologies_, in our days, the most accomplished
  • of Grecians is becoming what the 'master of sentences' had become long
  • since, in competition with the political economist. Yet, be assured,
  • reader, that all the 'ologies' hitherto christened oology, ichthyology,
  • ornithology, conchology, palaeodontology, &c., do not furnish such mines
  • of labor as does the Greek language when thoroughly searched. The
  • 'Mithridates' of Adelung, improved by the commentaries of Vater and of
  • subsequent authors, numbers up about four thousand languages and jargons
  • on our polyglot earth; not including the chuckling of poultry, nor
  • caterwauling, nor barking, howling, braying, lowing, nor other respectable
  • and ancient dialects, that perhaps have their elegant and their vulgar
  • varieties, as well as prouder forms of communication. But my impression
  • is, that the Greek, taken by itself, this one exquisite language,
  • considered as a quarry of _intellectual_ labor, has more work in it,
  • is more truly a _piece de resistance_, than all the remaining three
  • thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine, with caterwauling thrown into the
  • bargain. So far I side with the Grecian, and think that he ought to be
  • honored with a little genuflexion. Yet, on the other hand, the finest
  • sound on this earth, and which rises like an orchestra above all the
  • uproars of earth, and the Babels of earthly languages, is truth--absolute
  • truth; and the hatefulest is conscious falsehood. Now, there _is_
  • falsehood, nay (which seems strange), even sycophancy, in the old
  • undistinguishing homage to all that is called classical. Yet why should
  • men be sycophants in cases where they _must_ be disinterested? Sycophancy
  • grows out of fear, or out of mercenary self-interest. But what can there
  • exist of either pointing to an old Greek poet? Cannot a man give his free
  • opinion upon Homer, without fearing to be waylaid by his ghost? But it is
  • not _that_ which startles him from publishing the secret demur which his
  • heart prompts, upon hearing false praises of a Greek poet, or praises
  • which, if not false, are extravagant. What he fears, is the scorn of his
  • contemporaries. Let once a party have formed itself considerable enough to
  • protect a man from the charge of presumption in throwing off the yoke of
  • _servile_ allegiance to all that is called classical,--let it be a party
  • ever so small numerically, and the rebels will soon be many. What a man
  • fears is, to affront the whole storm of indignation, real and affected, in
  • his own solitary person. 'Goth!' 'Vandal!' he hears from every side. Break
  • that storm by dividing it, and he will face its anger. 'Let me be a Goth,'
  • he mutters to himself, 'but let me not dishonor myself by affecting an
  • enthusiasm which my heart rejects!'
  • Ever since the restoration of letters there has been a cabal, an academic
  • interest, a factious league amongst universities, and learned bodies, and
  • individual scholars, for exalting as something superterrestrial, and quite
  • unapproachable by moderns, the monuments of Greek literature. France, in
  • the time of Louis XIV., England, in the latter part of that time; in fact,
  • each country as it grew polished at some cost of strength, carried this
  • craze to a dangerous excess--dangerous as all things false are dangerous,
  • and depressing to the aspirations of genius. Boileau, for instance, and
  • Addison, though neither [2] of them accomplished in scholarship, nor
  • either of them extensively read in _any_ department of the classic
  • literature, speak every where of the classics as having notoriously, and
  • by the general confession of polished nations, carried the functions of
  • poetry and eloquence to that sort of faultless beauty which probably does
  • _really_ exist in the Greek sculpture. There are few things perfect
  • in this world of frailty. Even lightning is sometimes a failure: Niagara
  • has horrible faults; and Mont Blanc might be improved by a century of
  • chiselling from judicious artists. Such are the works of blind elements,
  • which (poor things!) cannot improve by experience. As to man who
  • _does_, the sculpture of the Greeks in their marbles and sometimes in
  • their gems, seems the only act of _his_ workmanship which has hit the
  • bull's eye in the target at which we are all aiming. Not so, with
  • permission from Messrs. Boileau and Addison, the Greek literature. The
  • faults in this are often conspicuous; nor are they likely to be hidden for
  • the coming century, as they have been for the three last. The idolatry
  • will be shaken: as _idols_, some of the classic models are destined
  • to totter: and I foresee, without gifts of prophecy, that many laborers
  • will soon be in this field--many idoloclasts, who will expose the signs of
  • disease, which zealots had interpreted as power; and of weakness, which is
  • not the less real because scholars had fancied it health, nor the less
  • injurious to the total effect because it was inevitable under the
  • accidents of the Grecian position.
  • Meantime, I repeat, that to disparage any thing whatever, or to turn the
  • eye upon blemishes, is no part of my present purpose. Nor could it be:
  • since the one sole section of the Greek literature, as to which I profess
  • myself an enthusiast, happens to be the tragic drama; and here, only, I
  • myself am liable to be challenged as an idolater. As regards the Antigone
  • in particular, so profoundly do I feel the impassioned beauty of her
  • situation in connection with her character, that long ago, in a work of my
  • own (yet unpublished), having occasion (by way of overture introducing one
  • of the sections) to cite before the reader's eye the chief pomps of the
  • Grecian theatre, after invoking 'the magnificent witch' Medea, I call up
  • Antigone to this shadowy stage by the apostrophe, Holy heathen, daughter
  • of God, before God was known, [3] flower from Paradise after Paradise was
  • closed; that quitting all things for which flesh languishes, safety and
  • honor, a palace and a home, didst make thyself a houseless pariah, lest
  • the poor pariah king, thy outcast father, should want a hand to lead him
  • in his darkness, or a voice to whisper comfort in his misery; angel, that
  • badst depart for ever the glories of thy own bridal day, lest he that had
  • shared thy nursery in childhood, should want the honors of a funeral;
  • idolatrous, yet Christian Lady, that in the spirit of martyrdom trodst
  • alone the yawning billows of the grave, flying from earthly hopes, lest
  • everlasting despair should settle upon the grave of thy brother,' &c. In
  • fact, though all the groupings, and what I would call permanent attitudes
  • of the Grecian stage, are majestic, there is none that, to my mind, towers
  • into such affecting grandeur, as this final revelation, through Antigone
  • herself, and through her own dreadful death, of the tremendous wo that
  • destiny had suspended over her house. If therefore my business had been
  • chiefly with the individual drama, I should have found little room for any
  • sentiment but that of profound admiration. But my present business is
  • different: it concerns the Greek drama generally, and the attempt to
  • revive it; and its object is to elucidate, rather than to praise or to
  • blame. To explain this better, I will describe two things:--1st, The sort
  • of audience that I suppose myself to be addressing; and, 2dly, As growing
  • out of _that_, the particular quality of the explanations which I wish to
  • make.
  • 1st, As to the audience: in order to excuse the tone (which occasionally I
  • may be obliged to assume) of one speaking as from a station of knowledge,
  • to others having no knowledge, I beg it to be understood, that I take that
  • station deliberately, on no conceit of superiority to my readers, but as a
  • companion adapting my services to the wants of those who need them. I am
  • not addressing those already familiar with the Greek drama, but those who
  • frankly confess, and (according to their conjectural appreciation of it)
  • who regret their non-familiarity with that drama. It is a thing well known
  • to publishers, through remarkable results, and is now showing itself on a
  • scale continually widening, that a new literary public has arisen, very
  • different from any which existed at the beginning of this century. The
  • aristocracy of the land have always been, in a moderate degree, literary;
  • less, however, in connection with the _current_ literature, than with
  • literature generally--past as well as present. And this is a tendency
  • naturally favored and strengthened in _them_, by the fine collections
  • of books, carried forward through successive generations, which are so
  • often found as a sort of hereditary foundation in the country mansions of
  • our nobility. But a class of readers, prodigiously more extensive, has
  • formed itself within the commercial orders of our great cities and
  • manufacturing districts. These orders range through a large scale. The
  • highest classes amongst them were always literary. But the interest of
  • literature has now swept downwards through a vast compass of descents: and
  • this large body, though the busiest in the nation, yet, by having under
  • their undisturbed command such leisure time as they have _at all_ under
  • their command, are eventually able to read more than those even who
  • seem to have nothing else but leisure. In justice, however, to the
  • nobility of our land, it should be remembered, that their stations in
  • society, and their wealth, their territorial duties, and their various
  • public duties in London, as at court, at public meetings, in parliament,
  • &c., bring crowded claims upon their time; whilst even sacrifices of time
  • to the graceful courtesies of life, are in reference to _their_ stations,
  • a sort of secondary duties. These allowances made, it still remains true
  • that the busier classes are the main reading classes; whilst from their
  • immense numbers, they are becoming effectually the body that will more and
  • more impress upon the moving literature its main impulse and direction.
  • One other feature of difference there is amongst this commercial class of
  • readers: amongst the aristocracy all are thoroughly educated, excepting
  • those who go at an early age into the army; of the commercial body, none
  • receive an elaborate, and what is meant by a liberal education, except
  • those standing by their connections in the richest classes. Thus it
  • happens that, amongst those who have not inherited but achieved their
  • stations, many men of fine and powerful understandings, accomplished in
  • manners, and admirably informed, not having had the benefits when young of
  • a regular classical education, find (upon any accident bringing up such
  • subjects) a deficiency which they do not find on other subjects. They are
  • too honorable to undervalue advantages, which they feel to be
  • considerable, simply because they were denied to themselves. They regret
  • their loss. And yet it seems hardly worth while, on a simple prospect of
  • contingencies that may never be realized, to undertake an entirely new
  • course of study for redressing this loss. But they would be glad to avail
  • themselves of any useful information not exacting study. These are the
  • persons, this is the class, to which I address my remarks on the
  • 'Antigone;' and out of _their_ particular situation, suggesting upon all
  • elevated subjects a corresponding tone of liberal curiosity, will arise
  • the particular nature and direction of these remarks.
  • Accordingly, I presume, secondly, that this curiosity will take the
  • following course:--these persons will naturally wish to know, at starting,
  • what there is _differentially_ interesting in a Grecian tragedy, as
  • contrasted with one of Shakspeare's or of Schiller's: in what respect, and
  • by what agencies, a Greek tragedy affects us, or is meant to affect us,
  • otherwise than as _they_ do; and how far the Antigone of Sophocles was
  • judiciously chosen as the particular medium for conveying to British minds
  • a first impression, and a representative impression, of Greek tragedy. So
  • far, in relation to the ends proposed, and the means selected. Finally,
  • these persons will be curious to know the issue of such an experiment. Let
  • the purposes and the means have been bad or good, what was the actual
  • success? And not merely success, in the sense of the momentary acceptance
  • by half a dozen audiences, whom the mere decencies of justice must have
  • compelled to acknowledge the manager's trouble and expense on their
  • behalf; but what was the degree of satisfaction felt by students of the
  • Athenian [4] tragedy, in relation to their long-cherished ideal? Did the
  • representation succeed in realizing, for a moment, the awful pageant of
  • the Athenian stage? Did Tragedy, in Milton's immortal expression,
  • ------come sweeping by
  • In sceptred pall?
  • Or was the whole, though successful in relation to the thing attempted, a
  • failure in relation to what ought to have been attempted? Such are the
  • questions to be answered.
  • * * * * *
  • The first elementary idea of a Greek tragedy, is to be sought in a serious
  • Italian opera. The Greek dialogue is represented by the recitative, and
  • the tumultuous lyrical parts assigned chiefly, though not exclusively, to
  • the chorus on the Greek stage, are represented by the impassioned airs,
  • duos, trios, choruses, &c. on the Italian. And there, at the very outset,
  • occurs a question which lies at the threshold of a Fine Art,--that is of
  • _any_ Fine Art: for had the views of Addison upon the Italian opera had
  • the least foundation in truth, there could have been no room or opening
  • for any mode of imitation except such as belongs to a _mechanic_ art.
  • The reason for at all connecting Addison with this case is, that _he_
  • chiefly was the person occupied in assailing the Italian opera; and this
  • hostility arose, probably, in his want of sensibility to good (that is, to
  • Italian) music. But whatever might be his motive for the hostility, the
  • single argument by which he supported it was this,--that a hero ought not
  • to sing upon the stage, because no hero known to history ever summoned a
  • garrison in a song, or changed a battery in a semichorus. In this argument
  • lies an ignorance of the very first principle concern in _every_ Fine
  • Art. In all alike, more or less directly, the object is to reproduce in
  • mind some great effect, through the agency of _idem in alio_. The
  • _idem_, the same impression, is to be restored; but _in alio_, in a
  • different material,--by means of some different instrument. For instance,
  • on the Roman stage there was an art, now entirely lost, of narrating, and,
  • in part of dramatically representing an impassioned tale, by means of
  • dancing, of musical accompaniment in the orchestra, and of elaborate
  • pantomime in the performer. _Saltavit Hypermnestram_, he danced (that is,
  • he represented by dancing and pantomime the story of) Hypermnestra. Now,
  • suppose a man to object, that young ladies, when saving their youthful
  • husbands at midnight from assassination, could not be capable of waltzing
  • or quadrilling, how wide is this of the whole problem! This is still
  • seeking for the _mechanic_ imitation, some imitation founded in the very
  • fact; whereas the object is to seek the imitation in the sameness of the
  • impression drawn from a different, or even from an impossible fact. If a
  • man, taking a hint from the Roman 'Saltatio' (_saltavit Andromachen_),
  • should say that he would 'whistle Waterloo,' that is, by whistling
  • connected with pantomime, would express the passion and the changes of
  • Waterloo, it would be monstrous to refuse him his postulate on the
  • pretence that 'people did not whistle at Waterloo.' Precisely so: neither
  • are most people made of marble, but of a material as different as can well
  • be imagined, viz. of elastic flesh, with warm blood coursing along its
  • tubes; and yet, for all _that_, a sculptor will draw tears from you, by
  • exhibiting, in pure statuary marble, on a sepulchral monument, two young
  • children with their little heads on a pillow, sleeping in each other's
  • arms; whereas, if he had presented them in wax-work, which yet is far more
  • like to flesh, you would have felt little more pathos in the scene than if
  • they had been shown baked in gilt gingerbread. He has expressed the
  • _idem_, the identical thing expressed in the real children; the sleep that
  • masks death, the rest, the peace, the purity, the innocence; but _in
  • alio_, in a substance the most different; rigid, non-elastic, and as
  • unlike to flesh, if tried by touch, or eye, or by experience of life, as
  • can well be imagined. So of the whistling. It is the very worst objection
  • in the world to say, that the strife of Waterloo did not reveal itself
  • through whistling: undoubtedly it did not; but that is the very ground of
  • the man's art. He will reproduce the fury and the movement as to the only
  • point which concerns you, viz. the effect, upon your own sympathies,
  • through a language that seems without any relation to it: he will set
  • before you what _was_ at Waterloo through that which was _not_ at
  • Waterloo. Whereas any direct factual imitation, resting upon painted
  • figures drest up in regimentals, and worked by watchwork through the whole
  • movements of the battle, would have been no art whatsoever in the sense of
  • a Fine Art, but a base _mechanic_ mimicry.
  • This principle of the _idem in alio_, so widely diffused through all
  • the higher revelations of art, it is peculiarly requisite to bear in mind
  • when looking at Grecian tragedy, because no form of human composition
  • employs it in so much complexity. How confounding it would have been to
  • Addison, if somebody had told him, that, substantially, he had himself
  • committed the offence (as he fancied it) which he charged so bitterly upon
  • the Italian opera; and that, if the opera had gone farther upon that road
  • than himself, the Greek tragedy, which he presumed to be so prodigiously
  • exalted beyond modern approaches, had gone farther even than the opera.
  • Addison himself, when writing a tragedy, made this violation (as he would
  • have said) of nature, made this concession (as _I_ should say) to a
  • higher nature, that he compelled his characters to talk in metre. It is
  • true this metre was the common iambic, which (as Aristotle remarks) is the
  • most natural and spontaneous of all metres; and, for a sufficient reason,
  • in all languages. Certainly; but Aristotle never meant to say that it was
  • natural for a gentleman in a passion to talk threescore and ten iambics
  • _consecutively_: a chance line might escape him once and away; as we
  • know that Tacitus opened one of his works by a regular dactylic hexameter
  • in full curl, without ever discovering it to his dying day (a fact which
  • is clear from his never having corrected it); and this being a very
  • artificial metre, _a fortiori_ Tacitus might have slipped into a simple
  • iambic. But that was an accident, whilst Addison had deliberately
  • and uniformly made his characters talk in verse. According to the common
  • and false meaning [which was his own meaning] of the word nature, he had
  • as undeniably violated the principle of the _natural_, by this metrical
  • dialogue, as the Italian opera by musical dialogue. If it is hard and
  • trying for men to sing their emotions, not less so it must be to deliver
  • them in verse.
  • But, if this were shocking, how much more shocking would it have seemed to
  • Addison, had he been introduced to parts which really exist in the Grecian
  • drama? Even Sophocles, who, of the three tragic poets surviving from the
  • wrecks of the Athenian stage, is reputed the supreme _artist_ [5] if
  • not the most impassioned poet, with what horror he would have overwhelmed
  • Addison, when read by the light of those principles which he had himself
  • so scornfully applied to the opera! In the very monsoon of his raving
  • misery, from calamities as sudden as they were irredeemable, a king is
  • introduced, not only conversing, but conversing in metre; not only in
  • metre, but in the most elaborate of choral metres; not only under the
  • torture of these lyric difficulties, but also chanting; not only chanting,
  • but also in all probability dancing. What do you think of _that_, Mr.
  • Addison?
  • There is, in fact, a scale of graduated ascents in these artifices for
  • unrealizing the effects of dramatic situations:
  • 1. We may see, even in novels and prose comedies, a keen attention paid to
  • the inspiriting and _dressing_ of the dialogue: it is meant to be life-
  • like, but still it is a little raised, pointed, colored, and idealized.
  • 2. In comedy of a higher and more poetic cast, we find the dialogue
  • _metrical_.
  • 3. In comedy or in tragedy alike, which is meant to be still further
  • removed from ordinary life, we find the dialogue fettered not only by
  • metre, but by _rhyme_. We need not go to Dryden, and others, of our
  • own middle stage, or to the French stage for this: even in Shakspeare, as
  • for example, in parts of Romeo and Juliet (and for no capricious purpose),
  • we may see effects sought from the use of rhyme. There is another
  • illustration of the idealizing effect to be obtained from a particular
  • treatment of the dialogue, seen in the Hamlet of Shakspeare. In that drama
  • there arises a necessity for exhibiting a play within a play. This
  • interior drama is to be further removed from the spectator than the
  • principal drama; it is a deep below a deep; and, to produce that effect,
  • the poet relies chiefly upon the stiffening the dialogue, and removing it
  • still farther, than the general dialogue of the _including_ or _outside_
  • drama, from the standard of ordinary life.
  • 4. We find, superadded to these artifices for idealizing the situations,
  • even music of an intermitting character, sometimes less, sometimes more
  • impassioned--recitatives, airs, choruses. Here we have reached the Italian
  • opera.
  • 5. And, finally, besides all these resources of art, we find dancing
  • introduced; but dancing of a solemn, mystical, and symbolic character.
  • Here, at last, we have reached the Greek tragedy. Probably the best
  • exemplification of a Grecian tragedy that ever _will_ be given to a
  • modern reader is found in the Samson Agonistes of Milton. Now, in the
  • choral or lyric parts of this fine drama, Samson not only talks, 1st,
  • metrically ( as he does every where, and in the most level parts of the
  • scenic business), but, 2d, in very intricate metres, and, 3d, occasionally
  • in _rhymed_ metres (though the rhymes are too sparingly and too
  • capriciously scattered by Milton), and, 4th, _singing_ or chanting
  • these metres (for, as the chorus sang, it was impossible that _he_
  • could be allowed to talk in his ordinary voice, else he would have put
  • them out, and ruined the music). Finally, 5th, I am satisfied that Milton
  • meant him to _dance_. The office of the _chorus_ was imperfectly
  • defined upon the Greek stage. They are generally understood to be the
  • _moralizers_ of the scene. But this is liable to exceptions. Some of
  • them have been known to do very bad things on the stage, and to come
  • within a trifle of felony: as to misprision of felony, if there _is_
  • such a crime, a Greek chorus thinks nothing of it. But that is no business
  • of mine. What I was going to say is, that, as the chorus sometimes
  • intermingles too much in the action, so the actors sometimes intermingle
  • in the business of the chorus. Now, when you are at Rome, you must do as
  • they do at Rome. And that the actor, who mixed with the chorus, was
  • compelled to sing, is a clear case; for _his_ part in the choral ode
  • is always in the nature of an echo, or answer, or like an _antiphony_
  • in cathedral services. But nothing could be more absurd than that one of
  • these antiphonies should be sung, and another said. That he was also
  • compelled to dance, I am satisfied. The chorus only _sometimes_
  • moralized, but it _always_ danced: and any actor, mingling with the
  • chorus, must dance also. A little incident occurs to my remembrance, from
  • the Moscow expedition of 1812, which may here be used as an illustration:
  • One day King Murat, flourishing his plumage as usual, made a gesture of
  • invitation to some squadrons of cavalry that they should charge the enemy:
  • upon which the cavalry advanced, but maliciously contrived to envelope the
  • king of dandies, before he had time to execute his ordinary manoeuvre of
  • riding off to the left and becoming a spectator of their prowess. The
  • cavalry resolved that his majesty should for once ride down at their head
  • to the melee, and taste what fighting was like; and he, finding that the
  • thing must be, though horribly vexed, made a merit of his necessity, and
  • afterwards pretended that he liked it very much. Sometimes, in the
  • darkness, in default of other misanthropic visions, the wickedness of this
  • cavalry, their _mechancete_, causes me to laugh immoderately. Now I
  • conceive that any interloper into the Greek chorus must have danced when
  • _they_ danced, or he would have been swept away by their impetus:
  • _nolens volens_, he must have rode along with the orchestral charge,
  • he must have rode on the crest of the choral billows, or he would have
  • been rode down by their impassioned sweep. Samson, and Oedipus, and
  • others, must have danced, if they sang; and they certainly _did_ sing, by
  • notoriously intermingling in the choral business.[6]
  • 'But now,' says the plain English reader, 'what was the object of all
  • these elaborate devices? And how came it that the English tragedy, which
  • surely is as good as the Greek,' (and at this point a devil of defiance
  • whispers to him, like the quarrelsome servant of the Capulets or the
  • Montagus, 'say _better_,') 'that the English tragedy contented itself
  • with fewer of these artful resources than the Athenian?' I reply, that the
  • object of all these things was--to unrealize the scene. The English drama,
  • by its metrical dress, and by other arts more disguised, unrealized
  • itself, liberated itself from the oppression of life in its ordinary
  • standards, up to a certain height. Why it did not rise still higher, and
  • why the Grecian _did_, I will endeavor to explain. It was not that the
  • English tragedy was less impassioned; on the contrary, it was far more
  • so; the Greek being awful rather than impassioned; but the passion of each
  • is in a different key. It is not again that the Greek drama sought a lower
  • object than the English: it sought a different object. It is not imparity,
  • but disparity, that divides the two magnificent theatres.
  • Suffer me, reader, at this point, to borrow from my-self, and do not
  • betray me to the authorities that rule in this journal, if you happen to
  • know [which is not likely] that I am taking an idea from a paper which
  • years ago I wrote for an eminent literary journal. As I have no copy of
  • that paper before me, it is impossible that I should save myself any labor
  • of writing. The words at any rate I must invent afresh: and, as to the
  • idea, you never _can_ be such a churlish man as, by insisting on a new
  • one, in effect to insist upon my writing a false one. In the following
  • paragraph, therefore, I give the substance of a thought suggested by
  • myself some years ago.
  • That kind of feeling, which broods over the Grecian tragedy, and to court
  • which feeling the tragic poets of Greece naturally spread all their
  • canvas, was more nearly allied to the atmosphere of death than that of
  • life. This expresses rudely the character of awe and religious horror
  • investing the Greek theatre. But to my own feeling the different principle
  • of passion which governs the Grecian conception of tragedy, as compared
  • with the English, is best conveyed by saying that the Grecian is a
  • breathing from the world of sculpture, the English a breathing from the
  • world of painting. What we read in sculpture is not absolutely death, but
  • still less is it the fulness of life. We read there the abstraction of a
  • life that reposes, the sublimity of a life that aspires, the solemnity of
  • a life that is thrown to an infinite distance. This last is the feature of
  • sculpture which seems most characteristic: the form which presides in the
  • most commanding groups, 'is not dead but sleepeth:' true, but it is the
  • sleep of a life sequestrated, solemn, liberated from the bonds of space
  • and time, and (as to both alike) thrown (I repeat the words) to a
  • distance which is infinite. It affects us profoundly, but not by
  • agitation. Now, on the other hand, the breathing life--life kindling,
  • trembling, palpitating--that life which speaks to us in painting, this is
  • also the life that speaks to us in English tragedy. Into an English
  • tragedy even festivals of joy may enter; marriages, and baptisms, or
  • commemorations of national trophies: which, or any thing _like_ which, is
  • incompatible with the very being of the Greek. In that tragedy what
  • uniformity of gloom; in the English what light alternating with depths of
  • darkness! The Greek, how mournful; the English, how tumultuous! Even the
  • catastrophes how different! In the Greek we see a breathless waiting for a
  • doom that cannot be evaded; a waiting, as it were, for the last shock of
  • an earthquake, or the inexorable rising of a deluge: in the English it is
  • like a midnight of shipwreck, from which up to the last and till the final
  • ruin comes, there still survives the sort of hope that clings to human
  • energies.
  • Connected with this original awfulness of the Greek tragedy, and possibly
  • in part its cause, or at least lending strength to its cause, we may next
  • remark the grand dimensions of the ancient theatres. Every citizen had a
  • right to accommodation. _There_ at once was a pledge of grandeur. Out
  • of this original standard grew the magnificence of many a future
  • amphitheatre, circus, hippodrome. Had the original theatre been merely a
  • speculation of private interest, then, exactly as demand arose, a
  • corresponding supply would have provided for it through its ordinary
  • vulgar channels; and this supply would have taken place through rival
  • theatres. But the crushing exaction of 'room for _every_ citizen,' put an
  • end to that process of subdivision. Drury Lane, as I read (or think
  • that I read) thirty years ago, allowed sitting room for three thousand
  • eight hundred people. Multiply _that_ by ten; imagine thirty-eight
  • thousand instead of thirty-eight hundred, and then you have an idea of the
  • Athenian theatre. [7]
  • Next, out of that grandeur in the architectural proportions arose, as by
  • necessity, other grandeurs. You are aware of the _cothurnus_, or buskin,
  • which raised the actor's heel by two and a half inches; and you think that
  • this must have caused a deformity in the general figure as incommensurate
  • to this height. Not at all. The flowing dress of Greece healed all _that_.
  • But, besides the _cothurnus_, you have heard of the mask. So far as
  • it was fitted to swell the intonations of the voice, you are of opinion
  • that this mask would be a happy contrivance; for what, you say, could a
  • common human voice avail against the vast radiation from the actor's
  • centre of more than three myriads? If, indeed (like the Homeric Stentor),
  • an actor spoke in point of loudness, (Greek Text), as much as other fifty,
  • then he might become audible to the assembled Athenians without aid. But
  • this being impossible, art must be invoked; and well if the mask, together
  • with contrivances of another class, could correct it. Yet if it could,
  • still you think that this mask would bring along with it an overbalancing
  • evil. For the expression, the fluctuating expression, of the features, the
  • play of the muscles, the music of the eye and of the lips,--aids to acting
  • that, in our times, have given immortality to scores, whither would those
  • have vanished? Reader, it mortifies me that all which I said to you upon
  • the peculiar and separate grandeur investing the Greek theatre is
  • forgotten. For, you must consider, that where a theatre is built for
  • receiving upwards of thirty thousand spectators, the curve described by
  • what in modern times you would call the tiers of boxes, must be so vast as
  • to make the ordinary scale of human features almost ridiculous by
  • disproportion. Seat yourself at this day in the amphitheatre at Verona,
  • and judge for yourself. In an amphitheatre, the stage, or properly the
  • arena, occupying, in fact, the place of our modern pit, was much nearer
  • than in a scenic theatre to the surrounding spectators. Allow for this,
  • and placing some adult in a station expressing the distance of the
  • Athenian stage, then judge by his appearance if the delicate pencilling of
  • Grecian features could have told at the Grecian distance. But even if it
  • could, then I say that this circumstantiality would have been hostile to
  • the general tendencies (as already indicated) of the Grecian drama. The
  • sweeping movement of the Attic tragedy _ought_ not to admit of
  • interruption from _distinct_ human features; the expression of an
  • eye, the loveliness of a smile, _ought_ to be lost amongst effects so
  • colossal. The mask aggrandized the features: even so far it acted
  • favorably. Then figure to yourself this mask presenting an idealized face
  • of the noblest Grecian outline, moulded by some skilful artist _Phidiaca
  • manu_, so as to have the effect of a marble bust; this accorded with
  • the aspiring _cothurnus_; and the motionless character impressed upon
  • the features, the marble tranquillity, would (I contend) suit the solemn
  • processional character of Athenian tragedy, far better than the most
  • expressive and flexible countenance on its natural scale. 'Yes,' you say,
  • on considering the character of the Greek drama, 'generally it might; in
  • forty-nine cases suppose out of fifty: but what shall be done in the
  • fiftieth, where some dreadful discovery or _anagnorisis_ (_i.e._
  • recognition of identity) takes place within the compass of a single line
  • or two; as, for instance, in the Oedipus Tyrannus, at the moment when
  • Oedipus by a final question of his own, extorts his first fatal discovery,
  • viz. that he had been himself unconsciously the murderer of Laius?' True,
  • he has no reason as yet to suspect that Laius was his own father; which
  • discovery, when made further on, will draw with it another still more
  • dreadful, viz. that by this parricide he had opened his road to a throne,
  • and to a marriage with his father's widow, who was also his own natural
  • mother. He does not yet know the worst: and to have killed an arrogant
  • prince, would not in those days have seemed a very deep offence: but then
  • he believes that the pestilence had been sent as a secret vengeance for
  • this assassination, which is thus invested with a mysterious character of
  • horror. Just at this point, Jocasta, his mother and his wife, says, [8] on
  • witnessing the sudden revulsion of feeling in his face, 'I shudder, oh
  • king, when looking on thy countenance.' Now, in what way could this
  • passing spasm of horror be reconciled with the unchanging expression in
  • the marble-looking mask? This, and similar cases to this, must surely be
  • felt to argue a defect in the scenic apparatus. But I say, no: first,
  • Because the general indistinctiveness from distance is a benefit that
  • applies equally to the fugitive changes of the features and to their
  • permanent expression. You need not regret the loss through _absence_,
  • of an appearance that would equally, though present, have been lost
  • through _distance_. Secondly, The Greek actor had always the resource,
  • under such difficulties, of averting his face a resource sanctioned in
  • similar cases by the greatest of the Greek painters. Thirdly, The
  • voluminous draperies of the scenic dresses, and generally of the Greek
  • costume, made it an easy thing to muffle the features altogether by a
  • gesture most natural to sudden horror. Fourthly, We must consider
  • that there were no stage lights: but, on the contrary that the general
  • light of day was specially mitigated for that particular part of the
  • theatre; just as various architectural devices were employed to swell the
  • volume of sound. Finally. I repeat my sincere opinion, that the general
  • indistinctness of the expression was, on principles of taste, an
  • advantage, as harmonizing with the stately and sullen monotony of the
  • Greek tragedy. Grandeur in the attitudes, in the gestures, in the groups,
  • in the processions--all this was indispensable: but, on so vast a scale as
  • the mighty cartoons of the Greek stage, an Attic artist as little regarded
  • the details of physiognomy, as a great architect would regard, on the
  • frontispiece of a temple, the miniature enrichments that might be suitable
  • in a drawing-room.
  • With these views upon the Grecian theatre, and other views that it might
  • oppress the reader to dwell upon in this place, suddenly in December last
  • an opportunity dawned--a golden opportunity, gleaming for a moment amongst
  • thick clouds of impossibility that had gathered through three-and-twenty
  • centuries--for seeing a Grecian tragedy presented on a British stage, and
  • with the nearest approach possible to the beauty of those Athenian pomps
  • which Sophocles, which Phidias, which Pericles created, beautified,
  • promoted. I protest, when seeing the Edinburgh theatre's _programme_,
  • that a note dated from the Vatican would not have startled me more, though
  • sealed with the seal of the fisherman, and requesting the favor of my
  • company to take coffee with the Pope. Nay, less: for channels there were
  • through which I might have compassed a presentation to his Holiness; but
  • the daughter of Oedipus, the holy Antigone, could I have hoped to see her
  • 'in the flesh?' This tragedy in an English version, [9] and with German
  • music, had first been placed before the eyes and ears of our countrymen at
  • Convent Garden during the winter of 1844--5. It was said to have
  • succeeded. And soon after a report sprang up, from nobody knew where, that
  • Mr. Murray meant to reproduce it in Edinburgh.
  • What more natural? Connected so nearly with the noblest house of scenic
  • artists that ever shook the hearts of nations, nobler than ever raised
  • undying echoes amidst the mighty walls of Athens, of Rome, of Paris, of
  • London,--himself a man of talents almost unparalleled for versatility,--
  • why should not Mr. Murray, always so liberal in an age so ungrateful to
  • _his_ profession, have sacrificed something to this occasion? He,
  • that sacrifices so much, why not sacrifice to the grandeur of the Antique?
  • I was then in Edinburgh, or in its neighborhood; and one morning, at a
  • casual assembly of some literary friends, present Professor Wilson,
  • Messrs. J. F., C. N., L. C., and others, advocates, scholars, lovers of
  • classical literature, we proposed two resolutions, of which the first was,
  • that the news was too good to be true. That passed _nem. con._; and
  • the second resolution was _nearly_ passing, viz. that a judgment would
  • certainly fall upon Mr. Murray, had a second report proved true, viz. that
  • not the Antigone, but a burlesque on the Antigone, was what he meditated
  • to introduce. This turned out false; [l0] the original report was suddenly
  • revived eight or ten months after. Immediately on the heels of the promise
  • the execution followed; and on the last (which I believe was the seventh)
  • representation of the Antigone, I prepared myself to attend.
  • It had been generally reported as characteristic of myself, that in
  • respect to all coaches, steamboats, railroads, wedding-parties, baptisms,
  • and so forth, there was a fatal necessity of my being a trifle too late.
  • Some malicious fairy, not invited to my own baptism, was supposed to have
  • endowed me with this infirmity. It occurred to me that for once in my life
  • I would show the scandalousness of such a belief by being a trifle too
  • soon, say, three minutes. And no name more lovely for inaugurating such a
  • change, no memory with which I could more willingly connect any
  • reformation, than thine, dear, noble Antigone! Accordingly, because a
  • certain man (whose name is down in my pocket-book for no good) had told me
  • that the doors of the theatre opened at half-past six, whereas, in fact,
  • they opened at seven, there was I, if you please, freezing in the little
  • colonnade of the theatre precisely as it wanted six-and-a-half minutes to
  • seven,--six-and-a-half minutes observe too soon. Upon which this son of
  • absurdity coolly remarked, that, if he had not set me half-an-hour
  • forward, by my own showing, I should have been twenty-three-and-a-half
  • minutes too late. What sophistry! But thus it happened (namely, through
  • the wickedness of this man), that, upon entering the theatre, I found
  • myself like Alexander Selkirk, in a frightful solitude, or like a single
  • family of Arabs gathering at sunset about a solitary coffee-pot in the
  • boundless desert. Was there an echo raised? it was from my own steps. Did
  • any body cough? it was too evidently myself. I was the audience; I was the
  • public. And, if any accident happened to the theatre, such as being burned
  • down, Mr. Murray would certainly lay the blame upon me. My business
  • meantime, as a critic, was--to find out the most malicious seat,
  • _i.e._ the seat from which all things would take the most unfavorable
  • aspect. I could not suit myself in this respect; however bad a situation
  • might seem, I still fancied some other as promising to be worse. And I was
  • not sorry when an audience, by mustering in strength through all parts of
  • the house, began to divide my responsibility as to burning down the
  • building, and, at the same time, to limit the caprices of my distracted
  • choice. At last, and precisely at half-past seven, the curtain drew up; a
  • thing not strictly correct on a Grecian stage. But in theatres, as in
  • other places, one must forget and forgive. Then the music began, of which
  • in a moment. The overture slipped out at one ear, as it entered the other,
  • which, with submission to Mr. Mendelssohn, is a proof that it must be
  • horribly bad; for, if ever there lived a man that in music can neither
  • forget nor forgive, that man is myself. Whatever is very good never
  • perishes from my remembrance,--that is, sounds in my ears by intervals for
  • ever,--and for whatever is bad, I consign the author, in my wrath, to his
  • own conscience, and to the tortures of his own discords. The most
  • villanous things, however, have one merit; they are transitory as the best
  • things; and _that_ was true of the overture: it perished. Then, suddenly,
  • --oh, heavens! what a revelation of beauty!--forth stepped, walking in
  • brightness, the most faultless of Grecian marbles, Miss Helen Faucit as
  • Antigone. What perfection of Athenian sculpture! the noble figure, the
  • lovely arms, the fluent drapery! What an unveiling of the ideal
  • statuesque! Is it Hebe? is it Aurora? is it a goddess that moves before
  • us? Perfect she is in form; perfect in attitude;
  • 'Beautiful exceedingly,
  • Like a ladie from a far countrie.'
  • Here was the redeeming jewel of the performance. It flattered one's
  • patriotic feelings, to see this noble young countrywoman realizing so
  • exquisitely, and restoring to our imaginations, the noblest of Grecian
  • girls. We critics, dispersed through the house, in the very teeth of duty
  • and conscience, all at one moment unanimously fell in love with Miss
  • Faucit. We felt in our remorse, and did not pretend to deny, that our duty
  • was--to be savage. But when was the voice of duty listened to in the first
  • uproars of passion? One thing I regretted, viz. that from the
  • indistinctness of my sight for distant faces, I could not accurately
  • discriminate Miss Faucit's features; but I was told by my next neighbor
  • that they were as true to the antique as her figure. Miss Faucit's voice
  • is fine and impassioned, being deep for a female voice; but in this organ
  • lay also the only blemish of her personation. In her last scene, which is
  • injudiciously managed by the Greek poet,--too long by much, and perhaps
  • misconceived in the modern way of understanding it,--her voice grew too
  • husky to execute the cadences of the intonations: yet, even in this scene,
  • her fall to the ground, under the burden of her farewell anguish, was in a
  • high degree sculpturesque through the whole succession of its stages.
  • Antigone in the written drama, and still more in the personated drama,
  • draws all thoughts so entirely to herself, as to leave little leisure for
  • examining the other parts; and, under such circumstances, the first
  • impulse of a critic's mind is, that he ought to massacre all the rest
  • indiscriminately; it being clearly his duty to presume every thing bad
  • which he is not unwillingly forced to confess good, or concerning which he
  • retains no distinct recollection. But I, after the first glory of
  • Antigone's _avatar_ had subsided, applied myself to consider the general
  • 'setting' of this Theban jewel. Creon, whom the Greek tragic poets take
  • delight in describing as a villain, has very little more to do (until
  • his own turn comes for grieving), than to tell Antigone, by minute-guns,
  • that die she must. 'Well, uncle, don't say that so often,' is the answer
  • which, secretly, the audience whispers to Antigone. Our uncle grows
  • tedious; and one wishes at last that he himself could be 'put up the
  • spout.' Mr. Glover, from the sepulchral depth of his voice, gave effect to
  • the odious Creontic menaces; and, in the final lamentations over the dead
  • body of Haemon, being a man of considerable intellectual power, Mr. Glover
  • drew the part into a prominence which it is the fault of Sophocles to have
  • authorized in that situation; for the closing sympathies of the spectator
  • ought not to be diverted, for a moment, from Antigone.
  • But the chorus, how did _they_ play their part? Mainly _their_ part must
  • have always depended on the character of the music: even at Athens, that
  • must have been very much the case, and at Edinburgh altogether, because
  • dancing on the Edinburgh stage there was none. How came _that_ about? For
  • the very word, 'orchestral,' suggests to a Greek ear _dancing_, as the
  • leading element in the choral functions. Was it because dancing with us is
  • never used mystically and symbolically never used in our religious
  • services? Still it would have been possible to invent solemn and intricate
  • dances, that might have appeared abundantly significant, if expounded by
  • impassioned music. But that music of Mendelssohn!--like it I cannot. Say
  • not that Mendelssohn is a great composer. He _is_ so. But here he was
  • voluntarily abandoning the resources of his own genius, and the support of
  • his divine art, in quest of a chimera: that is, in quest of a thing called
  • Greek music, which for _us_ seems far more irrecoverable than the 'Greek
  • fire.' I myself, from an early date, was a student of this subject. I read
  • book after book upon it; and each successive book sank me lower into
  • darkness, until I had so vastly improved in ignorance, that I could myself
  • have written a quarto upon it, which all the world should not have found
  • it possible to understand. It should have taken three men to construe one
  • sentence. I confess, however, to not having yet seen the writings upon
  • this impracticable theme of Colonel Perronet Thompson. To write
  • experimental music for choruses that are to support the else meagre
  • outline of a Greek tragedy, will not do. Let experiments be tried upon
  • worthless subjects; and if this of Mendelssohn's be Greek music, the
  • sooner it takes itself off the better. Sophocles will be delivered from an
  • incubus, and we from an affliction of the auditory nerves.
  • It strikes me that I see the source of this music. We, that were learning
  • German some thirty years ago, must remember the noise made at that time
  • about Mendelssohn, the Platonic philosopher. And why? Was there any thing
  • particular in 'Der Phaedon,' on the immortality of the soul? Not at all;
  • it left us quite as mortal as it found us; and it has long since been
  • found mortal itself. Its venerable remains are still to be met with in
  • many worm-eaten trunks, pasted on the lids of which I have myself perused
  • a matter of thirty pages, except for a part that had been too closely
  • perused by worms. But the key to all the popularity of the Platonic
  • Mendelssohn, is to be sought in the whimsical nature of German liberality,
  • which, in those days, forced Jews into paying toll at the gates of cities,
  • under the title of 'swine,' but caressed their infidel philosophers. Now,
  • in this category of Jew and infidel, stood the author of 'Phaedon.' He was
  • certainly liable to toll as a hog; but, on the other hand, he was much
  • admired as one who despised the Pentateuch. Now _that_ Mendelssohn,
  • whose learned labors lined our trunks, was the father of _this_
  • Mendelssohn, whose Greek music afflicts our ears. Naturally, then, it
  • strikes me, that as 'papa' Mendelssohn attended the synagogue to save
  • appearances, the filial Mendelssohn would also attend it. I likewise
  • attended the synagogue now and then at Liverpool, and elsewhere. We all
  • three have been cruising in the same latitudes; and, trusting to my own
  • remembrances, I should pronounce that Mendelssohn has stolen his Greek
  • music from the synagogue. There was, in the first chorus of the
  • 'Antigone,' one sublime ascent (and once repeated) that rang to heaven: it
  • might have entered into the music of Jubal's lyre, or have glorified the
  • timbrel of Miriam. All the rest, tried by the deep standard of my own
  • feeling, that clamors for the impassioned in music, even as the daughter
  • of the horse-leech says, 'Give, give,' is as much without meaning as most
  • of the Hebrew chanting that I heard at the Liverpool synagogue. I advise
  • Mr. Murray, in the event of his ever reviving the 'Antigone,' to make the
  • chorus sing the Hundredth Psalm, rather than Mendelssohn's music; or,
  • which would be better still, to import from Lancashire the Handel chorus-
  • singers.
  • But then, again, whatever change in the music were made, so as to 'better
  • the condition' of the poor audience, something should really be done to
  • 'better the condition' of the poor chorus. Think of these worthy men, in
  • their white and skyblue liveries, kept standing the whole evening; no
  • seats allowed, no dancing; no tobacco; nothing to console them but
  • Antigone's beauty; and all this in our climate, latitude fifty-five
  • degrees, 30th of December, and Fahrenheit groping about, I don't pretend
  • to know where, but clearly on his road down to the wine cellar. Mr.
  • Murray, I am perfectly sure, is too liberal to have grudged the expense,
  • if he could have found any classic precedent for treating the chorus to a
  • barrel of ale. Ale, he may object, is an unclassical tipple; but perhaps
  • not. Xenophon, the most Attic of prose writers, mentions pointedly in his
  • _Anabasis_, that the Ten Thousand, when retreating through snowy
  • mountains, and in circumstances very like our General Elphinstone's
  • retreat from Cabul, came upon a considerable stock of bottled ale. To be
  • sure, the poor ignorant man calls it _barley wine_, [Greek: _oitos
  • chrithinos_:] but the flavor was found so perfectly classical that not
  • one man of the ten thousand, not even the Attic bee himself, is reported
  • to have left any protest against it, or indeed to have left much of the
  • ale.
  • But stop: perhaps I am intruding upon other men's space. Speaking,
  • therefore, now finally to the principal question, How far did this
  • memorable experiment succeed? I reply, that, in the sense of realizing all
  • that the joint revivers proposed to realize, it succeeded; and failed only
  • where these revivers had themselves failed to comprehend the magnificent
  • tendencies of Greek tragedy, or where the limitations of our theatres,
  • arising out of our habits and social differences, had made it impossible
  • to succeed. In London, I believe that there are nearly thirty theatres,
  • and many more, if every place of amusement (not bearing the technical name
  • of _theatre_) were included. All these must be united to compose a
  • building such as that which received the vast audiences, and consequently
  • the vast spectacles, of some ancient cities. And yet, from a great mistake
  • in our London and Edinburgh attempts to imitate the stage of the Greek
  • theatres, little use was made of such advantages as really _were_ at
  • our disposal. The possible depth of the Edinburgh stage was not laid open.
  • Instead of a regal hall in Thebes, I protest I took it for the boudoir of
  • Antigone. It was painted in light colors, an error which was abominable,
  • though possibly meant by the artist (but quite unnecessarily) as a proper
  • ground for relieving the sumptuous dresses of the leading performers. The
  • doors of entrance and exit were most unhappily managed. As to the dresses,
  • those of Creon, of his queen, and of the two loyal sisters, were good:
  • chaste, and yet princely. The dress of the chorus was as bad as bad as
  • could be: a few surplices borrowed from Episcopal chapels, or rather the
  • ornamented _albes_, &c. from any rich Roman Catholic establishment,
  • would have been more effective. The _Coryphaeus_ himself seemed, to
  • my eyes, no better than a railway laborer, fresh from tunnelling or
  • boring, and wearing a _blouse_ to hide his working dress. These ill-
  • used men ought to 'strike' for better clothes, in case Antigone should
  • again revisit the glimpses of an Edinburgh moon; and at the same time they
  • might mutter a hint about the ale. But the great hindrances to a perfect
  • restoration of a Greek tragedy, lie in peculiarities of our theatres that
  • cannot be removed, because bound up with their purposes. I suppose that
  • Salisbury Plain would seem too vast a theatre: but at least a cathedral
  • would be required in dimensions, York Minster or Cologne. Lamp-light gives
  • to us some advantages which the ancients had not. But much art would be
  • required to train and organize the lights and the masses of superincumbent
  • gloom, that should be such as to allow no calculation of the dimensions
  • overhead. Aboriginal night should brood over the scene, and the sweeping
  • movements of the scenic groups: bodily expression should be given to the
  • obscure feeling of that dark power which moved in ancient tragedy: and we
  • should be made to know why it is that, with the one exception of the
  • _Persae_, founded on the second Persian invasion, [11] in which
  • Aeschylus, the author, was personally a combatant, and therefore a
  • _contemporary_, not one of the thirty-four Greek tragedies surviving,
  • but recedes into the dusky shades of the heroic, or even fabulous times.
  • A failure, therefore, I think the 'Antigone,' in relation to an object
  • that for us is unattainable; but a failure worth more than many ordinary
  • successes. We are all deeply indebted to Mr. Murray's liberality, in two
  • senses; to his liberal interest in the noblest section of ancient
  • literature, and to his liberal disregard of expense. To have seen a
  • Grecian play is a great remembrance. To have seen Miss Helen Faucit's
  • Antigone, were _that_ all, with her bust, [Greek: _os agalmatos_] [12] and
  • her uplifted arm 'pleading against unjust tribunals,' is worth--what is it
  • worth? Worth the money? How mean a thought! To see _Helen_, to see Helen
  • of Greece, was the chief prayer of Marlow's Dr. Faustus; the chief gift
  • which he exacted from the fiend. To see Helen of Greece? Dr. Faustus, we
  • _have_ seen her: Mr. Murray is the Mephistopheles that showed her to us.
  • It was cheap at the price of a journey to Siberia, and is the next best
  • thing to having seen Waterloo at sunset on the 18th of June, 1815. [13]
  • FOOTNOTES
  • [1] '_When sown_;' as it has been repeatedly; a fact which some
  • readers may not be aware of.
  • [2] Boileau, it is true, translated Longinus. But there goes little Greek
  • to _that_. It is in dealing with Attic Greek, and Attic _poets_,
  • that a man can manifest his Grecian skill.
  • [3] 'Before God was known;'--i.e. known in Greece.
  • [4] At times, I say pointedly, the _Athenian_ rather than the
  • _Grecian_ tragedy, in order to keep the reader's attention awake to a
  • remark made by Paterculus,--viz. That although Greece coquettishly
  • welcomed homage to herself, as generally concerned in the Greek
  • literature, in reality Athens only had any original share in the drama, or
  • in the oratory of Greece.
  • [5] '_The supreme artist_:'--It is chiefly by comparison with Euripides,
  • that Sophocles is usually crowned with the laurels of _art_. But there is
  • some danger of doing wrong to the truth in too blindly adhering to these
  • old rulings of critical courts. The judgments would sometimes be reversed,
  • if the pleadings were before us. There were blockheads in those days.
  • Undoubtedly it is past denying that Euripides at times betrays marks of
  • carelessness in the structure of his plots, as if writing too much in a
  • hurry: the original cast of the fable is sometimes not happy, and the
  • evolution or disentangling is too precipitate. It is easy to see that he
  • would have remoulded them in a revised edition, or _diaskeue [Greek.]_ On
  • the other hand, I remember nothing in the Greek drama more worthy of a
  • great artist than parts in his Phoenissae. Neither is he the effeminately
  • tender, or merely pathetic poet that some people imagine. He was able to
  • sweep _all_ the chords of the impassioned spirit. But the whole of this
  • subject is in arrear: it is in fact _res integra_, almost unbroken ground.
  • [6] I see a possible screw loose at this point: if _you_ see it, reader,
  • have the goodness to hold your tongue.
  • [7] '_Athenian Theatre_:'--Many corrections remain to be made. Athens, in
  • her bloom, was about as big as Calcutta, which contained, forty years ago,
  • more than half a million of people; or as Naples, which (being long rated
  • at three hundred thousand), is now known to contain at least two hundred
  • thousand more. The well known census of Demetrius Phalereus gave twenty-
  • one thousand citizens. Multiply this by 5, or 4-3/4, and you have their
  • families. Add ten thousand, multiplied by 4-1/2, for the _Inquilini_. Then
  • add four hundred thousand for the slaves: total, about five hundred and
  • fifty thousand. But upon the fluctuations of the Athenian population there
  • is much room for speculation. And, quaere, was not the population of
  • Athens greater two centuries before Demetrius, in the days of Pericles?
  • [8] Having no Sophocles at hand, I quote from memory, not pretending
  • therefore to exactness: but the sense is what I state.
  • [9] _Whose_ version, I do not know. But one unaccountable error was
  • forced on one's notice. _Thebes_, which, by Milton and by every scholar is
  • made a monosyllable, is here made a dissyllable. But _Thebez_, the
  • dissyllable, is a _Syrian_ city. It is true that Causabon deduces from a
  • Syriac word meaning a case or enclosure (a _theca_), the name of Thebes,
  • whether Boeotian or Egyptian. It is probable, therefore, that Thebes the
  • hundred-gated of Upper Egypt, Thebes the seven-gated of Greece, and Thebes
  • of Syria, had all one origin as regards the name. But this matters not; it
  • is the _English_ name that we are concerned with.
  • [10] '_False_:' or rather inaccurate. The burlesque was not on the
  • Antigone, but on the Medea of Euripides; and very amusing.
  • [11] But in this instance, perhaps, distance of space, combined with the
  • unrivalled grandeur of the war, was felt to equiponderate the distance of
  • time, Susa, the Persian capital, being fourteen hundred miles from Athens.
  • [12] _[Greek: Sterna th'os agalmatos], her bosom as the bosom of a
  • statue_; an expression of Euripides, and applied, I think, to Polyxena
  • at the moment of her sacrifice on the tomb of Achilles, as the bride that
  • was being married to him at the moment of his death.
  • [13] Amongst the questions which occurred to me as requiring an answer, in
  • connection with this revival, was one with regard to the comparative
  • fitness of the Antigone for giving a representative idea of the Greek
  • stage. I am of opinion that it was the worst choice which could have been
  • made; and for the very reason which no doubt governed that choice, viz.--
  • because the austerity of the tragic passion is disfigured by a love
  • episode. Rousseau in his letter to D'Alembert upon his article _Geneve_,
  • in the French Encyclopedie, asks,--'_Qui est-ce qui doute que, sur nos
  • theatres, la meilleure piece de Sophocle ne tombat tout-a-plat?_' And his
  • reason (as collected from other passages) is--because an interest derived
  • from the passion of sexual love can rarely be found on the Greek stage,
  • and yet cannot be dispensed with on that of Paris. But why was it so rare
  • on the Greek stage? Not from accident, but because it did not harmonize
  • with the principle of that stage, and its vast overhanging gloom. It is
  • the great infirmity of the French, and connected constitutionally with the
  • gayety of their temperament, that they cannot sympathize with this
  • terrific mode of grandeur. We can. And for _us_ the choice should have
  • been more purely and severely Grecian; whilst the slenderness of the plot
  • in any Greek tragedy, would require a far more effective support from
  • tumultuous movement in the chorus. Even the French are not uniformly
  • insensible to this Grecian grandeur. I remember that Voltaire, amongst
  • many just remarks on the Electra of Sophocles, mixed with others that are
  • _not_ just, bitterly condemns this demand for a love fable on the French
  • stage, and illustrates its extravagance by the French tragedy on the same
  • subject, of Crebillon. He (in default of any more suitable resource) has
  • actually made Electra, whose character on the Greek stage is painfully
  • vindictive, in love with an imaginary son of Aegisthus, her father's
  • murderer. Something should also have been said of Mrs. Leigh Murray's
  • Ismene, which was very effective in supporting and in relieving the
  • magnificent impression of Antigone. I ought also to have added a note on
  • the scenic mask, and the common notion (not authorized, I am satisfied, by
  • the practice in the _supreme_ era of Pericles), that it exhibited a Janus
  • face, the windward side expressing grief or horror, the leeward expressing
  • tranquillity. Believe it not, reader. But on this and other points, it
  • will be better to speak circumstantially, in a separate paper on the Greek
  • drama, as a majestic but very exclusive and almost, if one may say so,
  • bigoted form of the scenic art.
  • THE MARQUESS WELLESLEY. [1]
  • It sounds like the tolling of funeral bells, as the annunciation is made
  • of one death after another amongst those who supported our canopy of
  • empire through the last most memorable generation. The eldest of the
  • Wellesleys is gone: he is gathered to his fathers; and here we have his
  • life circumstantially written.
  • Who, and of what origin are the Wellesleys? There is an impression current
  • amongst the public, or there _was_ an impression, that the true name
  • of the Wellesley family is Wesley. This is a case very much resembling
  • some of those imagined by the old scholastic logicians, where it was
  • impossible either to deny or to affirm: saying _yes_, or saying _no_,
  • equally you told a falsehood. The facts are these: the family was
  • originally English; and in England, at the earliest era, there is no
  • doubt at all that its name was De Welles leigh, which was pronounced in
  • the eldest times just as it is now, viz. as a dissyllable, [2] the first
  • syllable sounding exactly like the cathedral city _Wells_, in
  • Somersetshire, and the second like _lea_, (a field lying fallow.) It
  • is plain enough, from various records, that the true historical
  • _genesis_ of the name, was precisely through that composition of
  • words, which here, for the moment, I had imagined merely to illustrate its
  • pronunciation. Lands in the diocese of Bath and Wells lying by the
  • pleasant river Perret, and almost up to the gates of Bristol, constituted
  • the earliest possessions of the De Wellesleighs. They, seven centuries
  • before Assay, and Waterloo, were 'seised' of certain rich _leas_
  • belonging to _Wells_. And from these Saxon elements of the name, some
  • have supposed the Wellesleys a Saxon race. They could not possibly have
  • better blood: but still the thing does not follow from the premises.
  • Neither does it follow from the _de_ that they were Norman. The first
  • De Wellesley known to history, the very tip-top man of the pedigree, is
  • Avenant de Wellesleigh. About a hundred years nearer to our own times,
  • viz. in 1239, came Michael de Wellesleigh; of whom the important fact is
  • recorded, that he was the father of Wellerand de Wellesley. And what did
  • young Mr. Wellerand perform in this wicked world, that the proud muse of
  • history should condescend to notice his rather singular name? Reader, he
  • was--'killed:' that is all; and in company with Sir Robert de Percival;
  • which again argues his Somersetshire descent: for the family of Lord
  • Egmont, the head of all Percivals, ever was, and ever will be, in
  • Somersetshire. But _how_ was he killed? The time _when_, viz. 1303, the
  • place _where_, are known: but the manner _how_, is not exactly stated; it
  • was in skirmish with rascally Irish 'kernes,' fellows that (when presented
  • at the font of Christ for baptism) had their right arms covered up from
  • the baptismal waters, in order that, still remaining consecrated to the
  • devil, those arms might inflict a devilish blow. Such a blow, with such an
  • unbaptized arm, the Irish villain struck; and there was an end of
  • Wellerand de Wellesleigh. Strange that history should make an end of a
  • man, before it had made a beginning of him. These, however, are the
  • _facts_; which, in writing a romance about Sir Wellerand and Sir
  • Percival, I shall have great pleasure in falsifying. But how, says the too
  • curious reader, did the De Wellesleighs find themselves amongst Irish
  • kernes? Had these scamps the presumption to invade Somersetshire? Did they
  • dare to intrude into Wells? Not at all: but the pugnacious De Wellesleys
  • had dared to intrude into Ireland. Some say in the train of Henry II. Some
  • say--but no matter: _there_ they were: and _there_ they stuck like
  • limpets. They soon engrafted themselves into the county of Kildare;
  • from which, by means of a fortunate marriage, they leaped into the county
  • of Meath; and in that county, as if to refute the pretended mutability of
  • human things, they have roosted ever since. There was once a famous copy
  • of verses floating about Europe, which asserted that, whilst other princes
  • were destined to fight for thrones, Austria--the handsome house of
  • Hapsburgh--should obtain them by marriage:
  • 'Pugnabunt alii: tu, felix Austria, nube.'
  • So of the Wellesleys: Sir Wellerand took quite the wrong way: not
  • cudgelling, but courting, was the correct way for succeeding in Kildare.
  • Two great estates, by two separate marriages, the De Wellesleighs obtained
  • in Kildare; and, by a third marriage in a third generation, they obtained
  • in the county of Meath, Castle Dengan (otherwise Dangan) with lordships as
  • plentiful as blackberries. Castle Dangan came to them in the year of our
  • Lord, 1411, _i.e._ before Agincourt: and, in Castle Dangan did Field-
  • marshal, the man of Waterloo, draw his first breath, shed his first tears,
  • and perpetrate his earliest trespasses. That is what one might call a
  • pretty long spell for one family: four hundred and thirty-five years has
  • Castle Dangan furnished a nursery for the Wellesley piccaninnies. Amongst
  • the lordships attached to Castle Dangan was _Mornington_, which more
  • than three centuries afterwards supplied an earldom for the grandfather of
  • Waterloo. Any further memorabilia of the Castle Dangan family are not
  • recorded, except that in 1485 (which sure was the year of Bosworth field?)
  • they began to omit the _de_ and to write themselves Wellesley _tout
  • court_. From indolence, I presume: for a certain lady Di. le Fl., whom
  • once I knew, a Howard by birth, of the house of Suffolk, told me as her
  • reason for omitting the _Le_, that it caused her too much additional
  • trouble.
  • So far the evidence seems in favor of Wellesley and against Wesley. But,
  • on the other hand, during the last three centuries the Wellesleys wrote
  • the name Wesley. They, however, were only the _maternal_ ancestors of
  • the present Wellesleys. Garret Wellesley, the last male heir of the direct
  • line, in the year 1745, left his whole estate to one of the Cowleys, a
  • Staffordshire family who had emigrated to Ireland in Queen Elizabeth's
  • time, but who were, however, descended from the Wellesleys. This Cowley or
  • Colley, taking, in 1745, the name of Wesley, received from George II. the
  • title of Earl Mornington: and Colley's grandson, the Marquess Wellesley of
  • our age, was recorded in the Irish peerage as _Wesley_, Earl of
  • Mornington; was uniformly so described up to the end of the eighteenth
  • century; and even Arthur of Waterloo, whom most of us Europeans know
  • pretty well, on going to India a little before his brother, was thus
  • introduced by Lord Cornwallis to Sir John Shore (Lord Teignmouth, the
  • Governor-general), 'Dear sir, I beg leave to introduce to you Colonel
  • Wesley, who is a lieutenant-colonel of my regiment. He is a sensible man,
  • and a good officer.' Posterity, for _we_ are posterity in respect of
  • Lord Cornwallis, have been very much of _his_ opinion. Colonel Wesley
  • really _is_ a sensible man; and the sensible man, soon after his
  • arrival in Bengal, under the instigation of his brother, resumed the old
  • name of Wellesley. In reality, the name of Wesley was merely the
  • abbreviation of indolence, as Chumley for Cholmondeley, Pomfret for
  • Pontefract, Cicester for Cirencester; or, in Scotland, Marchbanks for
  • Majoribanks, Chatorow for the Duke of Hamilton's French title of
  • Chatelherault. I remember myself, in childhood, to have met a niece of
  • John Wesley the Proto-Methodist, who always spoke of the, second Lord
  • Mornington (author of the well-known glees) as a cousin, and as intimately
  • connected with her brother the great _foudroyant_ performer on the
  • organ. Southey, in his Life of John Wesley, tells us that Charles Wesley,
  • the brother of John, and father of the great organist, had the offer from
  • Garret Wellesley of those same estates which eventually were left to
  • Richard Cowley. This argues a recognition of near consanguinity. Why the
  • offer was declined, is not distinctly explained. But if it had been
  • accepted, Southey thinks that then we should have had no storming of
  • Seringapatam, no Waterloo, and no Arminian Methodists. All that is not
  • quite clear. Tippoo was booked for a desperate British vengeance by his
  • own desperate enmity to our name, though no Lord Wellesley had been
  • Governor-General. Napoleon, by the same fury of hatred to us, was booked
  • for the same fate, though the scene of it might not have been Waterloo.
  • And, as to John Wesley, why should he not have made the same schism with
  • the English Church, because his brother Charles had become unexpectedly
  • rich?
  • The Marquess Wellesley was of the same standing, as to age, or nearly so,
  • as Mr. Pitt; though he outlived Pitt by almost forty years. Born in 1760,
  • three or four months before the accession of George III., he was sent to
  • Eton, at the age of eleven; and from Eton, in his eighteenth year, he was
  • sent to Christ Church, Oxford, where he matriculated as a nobleman. He
  • then bore the courtesy title of Viscount Wellesley; but in 1781, when he
  • had reached his twenty-first year, he was summoned away from Oxford by the
  • death of his father, the second Earl of Mornington. It is interesting, at
  • this moment, to look back on the family group of children collected at
  • Dangan Castle. The young earl was within a month of his majority: his
  • younger brothers and sisters were, William Wellesley Pole (since dead,
  • under the title of Lord Maryborough), then aged eighteen; Anne, since
  • married to Henry, son of Lord Southampton, aged thirteen; Arthur, aged
  • twelve; Gerald Valerian, now in the church, aged ten; Mary Elizabeth
  • (since Lady Culling Smith), aged nine; Henry, since Lord Cowley, and
  • British ambassador to Spain, France, &c. aged eight. The new Lord
  • Mornington showed his conscientious nature, by assuming his father's
  • debts, and by superintending the education of his brothers. He had
  • distinguished himself at Oxford as a scholar; but he returned thither no
  • more, and took no degree. As Earl of Mornington, he sat in the Irish House
  • of Lords; but not being a British peer, he was able to sit also in the
  • English House of Commons; and of this opening for a more national career,
  • he availed himself at the age of twenty-four. Except that he favored the
  • claims of the Irish Catholics, his policy was pretty uniformly that of Mr.
  • Pitt. He supported that minister throughout the contests on the French
  • Revolution; and a little earlier, on the Regency question. This came
  • forward in 1788, on occasion of the first insanity which attacked George
  • III. The reader, who is likely to have been born since that era, will
  • perhaps not be acquainted with the constitutional question then at issue.
  • It was this: Mr. Fox held that, upon any incapacity arising in the
  • sovereign, the regency would then settle (_ipso facto_ of that incapacity)
  • upon the Prince of Wales; overlooking altogether the case in which there
  • should _be_ no Prince of Wales, and the case in which such a Prince might
  • be as incapable, from youth, of exercising the powers attached to the
  • office, as his father from disease. Mr. Pitt denied that a Prince of Wales
  • simply _as_ such, and apart from any moral fitness which he might possess,
  • had more title to the office of regent than any lamp-lighter or scavenger.
  • It was the province of Parliament exclusively to legislate for the
  • particular case. The practical decision of the question was not called
  • for, from the accident of the king's sudden recovery: but in Ireland, from
  • the independence asserted by the two houses of the British council, the
  • question grew still more complex. The Lord Lieutenant refused to transmit
  • their address, [3] and Lord Mornington supported him powerfully in his
  • refusal.
  • Ten years after this hot collision of parties, Lord Mornington was
  • appointed Governor-General of India, and now first he entered upon a stage
  • worthy of his powers. I cannot myself agree with Mr. Pearce, that 'the
  • wisdom of his policy is now universally recognized;' because the same
  • false views of our Indian position, which at that time caused his splendid
  • services to be slighted in many quarters, still preponderates. All
  • administrations alike have been intensely ignorant of Indian politics; and
  • for the natural reason, that the business of home politics leaves them no
  • disposable energies for affairs so distant, and with which each man's
  • chance of any durable connection is so exceedingly small. What Lord
  • Mornington did was this: he looked our prospects in the face. Two great
  • enemies were then looming upon the horizon, both ignorant of our real
  • resources, and both deluded by our imperfect use of such resources, as,
  • even in a previous war, we had possessed. One of these enemies was Tippoo,
  • the Sultan of Mysore: him, by the crushing energy of his arrangements,
  • Lord Mornington was able utterly to destroy, and to distribute his
  • dominions with equity and moderation, yet so as to prevent any new
  • coalition arising in that quarter against the British power. There is a
  • portrait of Tippoo, of this very ger, in the second volume of Mr. Pearce's
  • work, which expresses sufficiently the unparalleled ferocity of his
  • nature; and it is guaranteed, by its origin, as authentic. Tippoo, from
  • the personal interest investing him, has more fixed the attention of
  • Europe than a much more formidable enemy: that enemy was the Mahratta
  • confederacy, chiefly existing in the persons of the Peishwah, of Scindia,
  • of Holkar, and the Rajah of Berar. Had these four princes been less
  • profoundly ignorant, had they been less inveterately treacherous, they
  • would have cost us the only dreadful struggle which in India we have
  • stood. As it was, Lord Mornington's government reduced and crippled the
  • Maharattas to such an extent, that in 1817, Lord Hastings found it
  • possible to crush them for ever. Three services of a profounder nature,
  • Lord Wellesley was enabled to do for India; first, to pave the way for the
  • propagation of Christianity,--mighty service, stretching to the clouds,
  • and which, in the hour of death, must have given him consolation;
  • secondly, to enter upon the abolition of such Hindoo superstitions as are
  • most shocking to humanity, particularly the practice of Suttee, and the
  • barbarous exposure of dying persons, or of first-born infants at Sangor on
  • the Ganges; finally, to promote an enlarged system of education, which (if
  • his splendid scheme had been adopted) would have diffused its benefits all
  • over India. It ought also to be mentioned that the expedition by way of
  • the Red Sea against the French in Egypt, was so entirely of his suggestion
  • and his preparation, that, to the great dishonor of Messrs. Pitt and
  • Dundas, whose administration was the worst, as a _war_ administration,
  • thus ever misapplied, or non-applied, the resources of a mighty empire, it
  • languished for eighteen months purely through _their_ neglect.
  • In 1805, having staid about seven years in India, Lord Mornington was
  • recalled, was created Marquess of Wellesley, was sent, in 1821, as Viceroy
  • to Ireland, where there was little to do; having previously, in 1809, been
  • sent Ambassador to the Spanish Cortes, where there was an affinity to do,
  • but no means of doing it. The last great political act of Lord Wellesley,
  • was the smashing of the Peel ministry in 1834 viz. by the famous
  • resolution (which he personally drew up) for appropriating to general
  • education in Ireland any surplus arising from the revenues of the Irish
  • Church. Full of honors, he retired from public life at the age of seventy-
  • five, and, for seven years more of life, dedicated his time to such
  • literary pursuits as he had found most interesting in early youth.
  • Mr. Pearce, who is so capable of writing vigorously and sagaciously, has
  • too much allowed himself to rely upon public journals. For example, he
  • reprints the whole of the attorney-general's official information against
  • eleven obscure persons, who, from the gallery of the Dublin theatre, did
  • 'wickedly, riotously, and routously' hiss, groan, insult, and assault (to
  • say nothing of their having caused and procured to be hissed, groaned,
  • &c.) the Marquess Wellesley, Lord-Lieutenant General, and General Governor
  • of Ireland. This document covers more than nine pages; and, after all,
  • omits the only fact of the least consequence, viz., that several missiles
  • were thrown by the rioters into the vice-regal box, and amongst them a
  • quart-bottle, which barely missed his excellency's temples. Considering
  • the impetus acquired by the descent from the gallery, there is little
  • doubt that such a weapon would have killed Lord Wellesley on the spot. In
  • default however, of this weighty fact, the attorney-general favors us with
  • memorializing the very best piece of doggerel that I remember to have
  • read; viz., that upon divers, to wit, three thousand papers, the rioters
  • had wickedly and maliciously written and printed, besides, observe,
  • _causing_ to be written and printed, 'No Popery,' as also the following
  • traitorous couplet--
  • 'The Protestants want Talbot,
  • As the Papists have _got all but_;'
  • Meaning 'all but' that which they got some years later by means of the
  • Clare election. Yet if, in some instances like this, Mr. Pearce has too
  • largely drawn upon official papers, which he should rather have abstracted
  • and condensed, on the other hand, his work has a specific value in
  • bringing forward private documents, to which his opportunities have gained
  • him a confidential access. Two portraits of Lord Wellesley, one in middle
  • life, and one in old age, from a sketch by the Comte d'Orsay, are
  • felicitously executed.
  • Something remains to be said of Lord Wellesley as a literary man; and
  • towards such a judgment Mr. Pearce has contributed some very pleasing
  • materials. As a public speaker, Lord Wellesley had that degree of
  • brilliancy and effectual vigor, which might have been expected in a man of
  • great talents, possessing much native sensibility to the charms of style,
  • but not led by any personal accidents of life into a separate cultivation
  • of oratory, or into any profound investigation of its duties and its
  • powers on the arena of a British senate. There is less call for speaking
  • of Lord Wellesley in this character, where he did not seek for any eminent
  • distinction, than in the more general character of an elegant
  • _litterateur_, which furnished to him much of his recreation in all
  • stages of his life, and much of his consolation in the last. It is
  • interesting to see this accomplished nobleman, in advanced age, when other
  • resources were one by one decaying, and the lights of life were
  • successively fading into darkness, still cheering his languid hours by the
  • culture of classical literature, and in his eighty-second year drawing
  • solace from those same pursuits which had given grace and distinction to
  • his twentieth.
  • One or two remarks I will make upon Lord Wellesley's verses--Greek as well
  • as Latin. The Latin lines upon Chantrey's success at Holkham in killing
  • two woodcocks at the first shot, which subsequently he sculptured in
  • marble and presented to Lord Leicester, are perhaps the most felicitous
  • amongst the whole. Masquerading, in Lord Wellesley's verses, as
  • Praxiteles, who could not well be represented with a Manon having a
  • percussion lock, Chantrey is armed with a bow and arrows:
  • 'En! trajecit aves una sagitta duas.'
  • In the Greek translation of _Parthenopaeus_, there are as few faults
  • as could reasonably be expected. But, first, one word as to the original
  • Latin poem: to whom does it belong? It is traced first to Lord Grenville,
  • who received it from his tutor (afterwards Bishop of London), who had
  • taken it as an anonymous poem from the 'Censor's book;' and with very
  • little probability, it is doubtfully assigned to 'Lewis of the War
  • Office,' meaning, no doubt, the father of Monk Lewis. By this anxiety in
  • tracing its pedigree, the reader is led to exaggerate the pretensions of
  • the little poem; these are inconsiderable: and there is a conspicuous
  • fault, which it is worth while noticing, because it is one peculiarly
  • besetting those who write modern verses with the help of a gradus, viz.
  • that the Pentameter is often a mere reverberation of the preceding
  • Hexameter. Thus, for instance--
  • 'Parthenios inter saltus non amplius erro,
  • Non repeto Dryadum pascua laeta choris;'
  • and so of others, where the second line is but a variation of the first.
  • Even Ovid, with all his fertility, and partly in consequence of his
  • fertility, too often commits this fault. Where indeed the thought is
  • effectually varied, so that the second line acts as a musical _minor_,
  • succeeding to the _major_, in the first, there may happen to arise a
  • peculiar beauty. But I speak of the ordinary case, where the second is
  • merely the rebound of the first, presenting the same thought in a diluted
  • form. This is the commonest resource of feeble thinking, and is also a
  • standing temptation or snare for feeble thinking. Lord Wellesley, however,
  • is not answerable for these faults in the original, which indeed he
  • notices slightly as 'repetitions;' and his own Greek version is spirited
  • and good. There, are, however, some mistakes. The second line is
  • altogether faulty;
  • [Greek: _Choria Mainaliph pant erateina theph
  • Achnumenos leipon_]
  • does not express the sense intended. Construed correctly, this clause of
  • the sentence would mean--'_I, sorrowfully leaving all places gracious to
  • the Maenalian god_:' but _that_ is not what Lord Wellesley designed: '_I
  • leaving the woods of Cyllene, and the snowy summits of Pholoe, places that
  • are all of them dear to Pan_'--_that_ is what was meant: that is to say,
  • not _leaving all places dear to Pan_, far from it; but _leaving a few
  • places, every one of which is dear to Pan_. In the line beginning
  • [Greek: _Kan eth uph aelikias_]
  • where the meaning is--_and if as yet, by reason of my immature age_,
  • there is a metrical error; and [Greek: _aelikia_] will not express
  • immaturity of age. I doubt whether in the next line,
  • [Greek: _Maed alkae thalloi gounasin aeitheos_]
  • [Greek: _gounasin_] could convey the meaning without the preposition
  • [Greek: _eth_]. And in
  • [Greek: _Spherchomai ou kaleousi theoi._]
  • _I hasten whither the gods summon me_--[Greek: _ou_] is not the right
  • word. It is, however, almost impossible to write Greek verses which
  • shall be liable to no verbal objections; and the fluent movement of these
  • verses sufficiently argues the off-hand ease with which Lord Wellesley
  • must have _read_ Greek, writing it so elegantly and with so little of
  • apparent constraint.
  • Meantime the most interesting (from its circumstances) of Lord Wellesley's
  • verses, is one to which his own English interpretation of it has done less
  • than justice. It is a Latin epitaph on the daughter (an only child) of
  • Lord and Lady Brougham. She died, and (as was generally known at the time)
  • of an organic affection disturbing the action of the heart, at the early
  • age of eighteen. And the peculiar interest of the case lies in the
  • suppression by this pious daughter (so far as it was possible) of her own
  • bodily anguish, in order to beguile the mental anguish of her parents. The
  • Latin epitaph is this:
  • 'Blanda anima, e cunis heu! longo exercita morbo,
  • Inter maternas heu lachrymasque patris,
  • Quas risu lenire tuo jucunda solebas,
  • Et levis, et proprii vix memor ipsa mali;
  • I, pete calestes, ubi nulla est cura, recessus:
  • Et tibi sit nullo mista dolore quies!'
  • The English version is this:
  • 'Doom'd to long suffering from earliest years,
  • Amidst your parents' grief and pain alone
  • Cheerful and gay, you smiled to soothe their tears;
  • And in _their_ agonies forgot your own.
  • Go, gentle spirit; and among the blest
  • From grief and pain eternal be thy rest!'
  • In the Latin, the phrase _e cunis_ does not express _from your cradle
  • upwards_. The second line is faulty in the opposition of _maternas_ to
  • _patris_. And in the fourth line _levis_ conveys a false meaning: _levis_
  • must mean either _physically light_, _i.e._ not heavy, which is not the
  • sense, or else _tainted with levity_, which is still less the sense. What
  • Lord Wellesley wished to say--was _light-hearted_: this he has _not_
  • said: but neither is it easy to say it in good Latin.
  • I complain, however, of the whole as not bringing out Lord Wellesley's own
  • feeling--which feeling is partly expressed in his verses, and partly in
  • his accompanying prose note on Miss Brougham's mournful destiny ('her life
  • was a continual illness') contrasted with her fortitude, her innocent
  • gaiety, and the pious motives with which she supported this gaiety to the
  • last. Not as a direct version, but as filling up the outline of Lord
  • Wellesley, sufficiently indicated by himself, I propose this:--
  • 'Child, that for thirteen years hast fought with pain,
  • Prompted by joy and depth of natural love,--
  • Rest now at God's command: oh! not in vain
  • His angel ofttimes watch'd thee,--oft, above
  • All pangs, that else had dimm'd thy parents' eyes,
  • Saw thy young heart victoriously rise.
  • Rise now for ever, self-forgetting child,
  • Rise to those choirs, where love like thine is blest,
  • From pains of flesh--from filial tears assoil'd,
  • Love which God's hand shall crown with God's own rest.'
  • FOOTNOTES
  • [1] Memoirs and Correspondence.
  • [2] '_As a dissyllable_:'--just as the _Annesley_ family, of
  • which Lord Valentia is the present head, do not pronounce their name
  • trisyllabically (as strangers often suppose), but as the two syllables
  • _Anns lea_, accent on the first.
  • [3] Which adopted neither view; for by _offering_ the regency of Ireland
  • to the Prince of Wales, they negatived Mr. Fox's view, who held it to be
  • the Prince's by inherent right; and, on the other hand, they still more
  • openly opposed Mr. Pitt.
  • MILTON _VERSUS_ SOUTHEY AND LANDOR.
  • This conversation is doubly interesting: interesting by its subject,
  • interesting by its interlocutors; for the subject is Milton, whilst the
  • interlocutors are _Southey_ and _Landor_. If a British gentleman, when
  • taking his pleasure in his well-armed yacht, descries, in some foreign
  • waters, a noble vessel, from the Thames or the Clyde, riding peaceably at
  • anchor--and soon after, two smart-looking clippers, with rakish masts,
  • bearing down upon her in company--he slackens sail: his suspicions are
  • slightly raised; they have not shown their teeth as yet, and perhaps all
  • is right; but there can be no harm in looking a little closer; and,
  • assuredly, if he finds any mischief in the wind against his countryman, he
  • will show _his_ teeth also; and, please the wind, will take up such a
  • position as to rake both of these pirates by turns. The two dialogists are
  • introduced walking out after breakfast, 'each his Milton in his pocket;'
  • and says Southey, 'Let us collect all the graver faults we can lay our
  • hands upon, without a too minute and troublesome research;'--just so;
  • there would be danger in _that_--help might put off from shore;--'not,'
  • says he, 'in the spirit of Johnson, but in our own.' Johnson we may
  • suppose, is some old ruffian well known upon that coast; and '_faults_'
  • may be a flash term for what the Americans call 'notions.' A part of the
  • cargo it clearly is; and one is not surprised to hear Landor, whilst
  • assenting to the general plan of attack, suggesting in a whisper 'that
  • they should abase their eyes in reverence to so great a man, without
  • absolutely closing them;' which I take to mean--that, without trusting
  • entirely to their boarders, or absolutely closing their ports, they should
  • depress their guns and fire down into the hold, in respect of the vessel
  • attacked standing so high out of the water. After such plain speaking,
  • nobody can wonder much at the junior pirate (Landor) muttering, 'It will
  • be difficult for us always to refrain.' Of course it will: _refraining_
  • was no part of the business, I should fancy, taught by that same
  • buccaneer, Johnson. There is mischief, you see, reader, singing in the
  • air--'miching malhecho'--and it is our business to watch it.
  • But, before coming to the main attack, I must suffer myself to be detained
  • for a few moments by what Mr. L. premises upon the 'moral' of any great
  • fable, and the relation which it bears, or _should_ bear, to the solution
  • of such a fable. Philosophic criticism is so far improved, that, at this
  • day, few people, who have reflected at all upon such subjects, but are
  • agreed as to one point: viz., that in metaphysical language the moral
  • of an epos or a drama should be _immanent_, not _transient_; or,
  • otherwise, that it should be vitally distributed through the whole
  • organization of the tree, not gathered or secreted into a sort of red
  • berry or _racemus_, pendent at the end of its boughs. This view Mr. Landor
  • himself takes, as a general view; but, strange to say, by some Landorian
  • perverseness, where there occurs a memorable exception to this rule (as in
  • the 'Paradise Lost'), in that case he insists upon the rule in its rigor--
  • the rule, and nothing _but_ the rule. Where, on the contrary, the rule
  • does really and obviously take effect (as in the 'Iliad' and 'Odyssey'),
  • there he insists upon an exceptional case. There _is_ a moral, in _his_
  • opinion, hanging like a tassel of gold bullion from the 'Iliad;'--and what
  • is it? Something so fantastic, that I decline to repeat it. As well might
  • he have said, that the moral of 'Othello' was--'_Try Warren's Blacking!_'
  • There is no moral, little or big, foul or fair, to the 'Iliad.' Up to the
  • 17th book, the moral might seem dimly to be this--'Gentlemen, keep the
  • peace: you see what comes of quarrelling.' But _there_ this moral ceases;
  • --there is now a break of guage: the narrow guage takes place after this;
  • whilst up to this point, the broad guage--viz., the wrath of Achilles,
  • growing out of his turn-up with Agamemnon--had carried us smoothly along
  • without need to shift our luggage. There is no more quarrelling after Book
  • 17, how then can there be any more moral from quarrelling? If you insist
  • on _my_ telling _you_ what is the moral of the 'Iliad,' I insist upon
  • _your_ telling _me_ what is the moral of a rattlesnake or the moral of a
  • Niagara. I suppose the moral is--that you must get out of their way, if
  • you mean to moralize much longer. The going-up (or anabasis) of the Greeks
  • against Troy, was a _fact;_ and a pretty dense fact; and, by accident, the
  • very first in which all Greece had a common interest. It was a joint-stock
  • concern--a representative expedition--whereas, previously there had been
  • none; for even the Argonautic expedition, which is rather of the darkest,
  • implied no confederation except amongst individuals. How could it? For the
  • Argo is supposed to have measured only twenty-seven tons: how she would
  • have been classed at Lloyd's is hard to say, but certainly not as A 1.
  • There was no state-cabin; everybody, demi-gods and all, pigged in the
  • steerage amongst beans and bacon. Greece was naturally proud of having
  • crossed the herring-pond, small as it was, in search of an entrenched
  • enemy; proud also of having licked him 'into Almighty smash;' this was
  • sufficient; or if an impertinent moralist sought for something more,
  • doubtless the moral must have lain in the booty. A peach is the moral of a
  • peach, and moral enough; but if a man _will_ have something better--a
  • moral within a moral--why, there is the peach-stone, and its kernel, out
  • of which he may make ratafia, which seems to be the ultimate morality that
  • _can_ be extracted from a peach. Mr. Archdeacon Williams, indeed, of the
  • Edinburgh Academy, has published an _octavo_ opinion upon the case, which
  • asserts that the moral of the Trojan war was (to borrow a phrase from
  • children) _tit for tat_. It was a case of retaliation for crimes against
  • Hellas, committed by Troy in an earlier generation. It may be so; Nemesis
  • knows best. But this moral, if it concerns the total expedition to the
  • Troad, cannot concern the 'Iliad,' which does not take up matters from so
  • early a period, nor go on to the final catastrophe of Ilium.
  • Now, as to the 'Paradise Lost,' it happens that there is--whether there
  • ought to be or not--a pure golden moral, distinctly announced, separately
  • contemplated, and the very weightiest ever uttered by man or realized by
  • fable. It is a moral rather for the drama of a world than for a human
  • poem. And this moral is made the more prominent and memorable by the
  • grandeur of its annunciation. The jewel is not more splendid in itself
  • than in its setting. Excepting the well-known passage on Athenian oratory
  • in the 'Paradise Regained,' there is none even in Milton where the
  • metrical pomp is made so effectually to aid the pomp of the sentiment.
  • Hearken to the way in which a roll of dactyles is made to settle, like the
  • swell of the advancing tide, into the long thunder of billows breaking for
  • leagues against the shore:
  • 'That to the height of this great argument
  • I may assert eternal Providence.'--
  • Hear what a motion, what a tumult, is given by the dactylic close to each
  • of the introductory lines! And how massily is the whole locked up into the
  • peace of heaven, as the aerial arch of a viaduct is locked up into
  • tranquil stability by its key-stone, through the deep spondaic close,
  • 'And justify the ways of God to man.'
  • That is the moral of the Miltonic epos; and as much grander than any other
  • moral _formally_ illustrated by poets, as heaven is higher than earth.
  • But the most singular moral, which Mr. Landor anywhere discovers, is in
  • his own poem of '_Gebir_.' Whether he still adheres to it, does not
  • appear from the present edition. But I remember distinctly, in the
  • original edition, a Preface (now withdrawn) in which he made his
  • acknowledgments to some book read at a Welsh Inn for the outline of the
  • story; and as to the moral, he declared it to be an exposition of that
  • most mysterious offence, _Over-Colonization_. Much I mused, in my
  • youthful simplicity, upon this criminal novelty. What might it be? Could
  • I, by mistake, have committed it myself? Was it a felony, or a
  • misdemeanor?--liable to transportation, or only to fine and imprisonment?
  • Neither in the Decemviral Tables, nor in the Code of Justinian, nor the
  • maritime Code of Oleron, nor in the Canon Law, nor the Code Napoleon, nor
  • our own Statutes at large, nor in Jeremy Bentham, had I read of such a
  • crime as a possibility. Undoubtedly the vermin, locally called
  • _Squatters_, [1] both in the wilds of America and Australia, who pre-
  • occupy other men's estates, have latterly illustrated the logical
  • possibility of such an offence; but they were quite unknown at the era of
  • Gebir. Even Dalica, who knew as much wickedness as most people, would have
  • stared at this unheard of villany, and have asked, as eagerly as _I_
  • did--'What is it now? Let's have a shy at it in Egypt.' I, indeed, knew a
  • case, but Dalica did _not_, of shocking over-colonization. It was the
  • case, which even yet occurs on out-of-the-way roads, where a man, unjustly
  • big, mounts into the inside of a stage-coach already sufficiently crowded.
  • In streets and squares, where men could give him a wide berth, they had
  • tolerated the injustice of his person; but now, in a chamber so confined,
  • the length and breadth of his wickedness shines revealed to every eye. And
  • if the coach should upset, which it would not be the less likely to do for
  • having _him_ on board, somebody or other (perhaps myself) must lie
  • beneath this monster, like Enceladus under Mount Etna, calling upon Jove
  • to come quickly with a few thunderbolts and destroy both man and mountain,
  • both _succubus_ and _incubus_, if no other relief offered. Meantime, the
  • only case of over-colonization notorious to all Europe, is that which some
  • German traveller (Riedesel, I think) has reported so eagerly, in ridicule
  • of our supposed English credulity; viz.--the case of the foreign swindler,
  • who advertised that he would get into a quart bottle, filled Drury Lane,
  • pocketed the admission money, and decamped, protesting (in his adieus to
  • the spectators) that' it lacerated his heart to disappoint so many noble
  • islanders; but that on his next visit he would make full reparation by
  • getting into a vinegar cruet.' Now, here certainly was a case of over-
  • colonization, not perpetrated, but meditated. Yet, when one examines this
  • case, the crime consisted by no means in doing it, but in _not_ doing it;
  • by no means in getting into the bottle, but in _not_ getting into it. The
  • foreign contractor would have been probably a very unhappy man, had he
  • fulfilled his contract by over-colonizing the bottle, but he would have
  • been decidedly a more virtuous man. He would have redeemed his pledge;
  • and, if he had even died in the bottle, we should have honored him as a
  • '_vir bonus, cum mala fortuna compositus_;' as a man of honor matched in
  • single duel with calamity, and also as the best of conjurers. Over-
  • colonization, therefore, except in the one case of the stage-coach, is
  • apparently no crime; and the offence of King Gebir, in my eyes, remains a
  • mystery to this day.
  • What next solicits notice is in the nature of a digression: it is a kind
  • of parenthesis on Wordsworth.
  • '_Landor._--When it was a matter of wonder how Keats, who was ignorant of
  • Greek, could have written his "Hyperion," Shelley, whom envy never
  • touched, gave as a reason--"because he _was_ a Greek." Wordsworth, being
  • asked his opinion of the same poem, called it, scoffingly, "a pretty piece
  • of paganism;" yet he himself, in the best verses he ever wrote--and
  • beautiful ones they are--reverts to the powerful influence of the "pagan
  • creed."'
  • Here are nine lines exactly in the original type. Now, nine tailors are
  • ranked, by great masters of algebra, as = one man; such is the received
  • equation; or, as it is expressed, with more liveliness, in an old English
  • drama, by a man who meets and quarrels with eighteen tailors--'Come, hang
  • it! I'll fight you _both_.' But, whatever be the algebraic ratio of
  • tailors to men, it is clear that nine Landorian lines are not always equal
  • to the delivery of one accurate truth, or to a successful conflict with
  • three or four signal errors. Firstly--Shelley's reason, if it ever was
  • assigned, is irrelevant as regards any question that must have been
  • intended. It could not have been meant to ask--Why was the 'Hyperion' so
  • Grecian in its spirit? for it is anything but Grecian. We should praise it
  • falsely to call it so; for the feeble, though elegant, mythology of Greece
  • was incapable of breeding anything so deep as the mysterious portents
  • that, in the 'Hyperion,' run before and accompany the passing away of
  • divine immemorial dynasties. Nothing can be more impressive than the
  • picture of Saturn in his palsy of affliction, and of the mighty goddess
  • his grand-daughter, or than the secret signs of coming woe in the palace
  • of Hyperion. These things grew from darker creeds than Greece had ever
  • known since the elder traditions of Prometheus--creeds that sent down
  • their sounding plummets into far deeper wells within the human spirit.
  • What had been meant, by the question proposed to Shelley, was no doubt--
  • How so young a man as Keats, not having had the advantage of a regular
  • classical education, could have been so much at home in the details of the
  • _elder_ mythology? Tooke's 'Pantheon' might have been obtained by
  • favor of any English schoolboy, and Dumoustier's '_Lettres a Emile sur
  • la Mythologie_' by favor of very many young ladies; but these,
  • according to my recollection of them, would hardly have sufficed. Spence's
  • '_Polymetis_,' however, might have been had by favor of any good
  • library; and the '_Bibliotheca_' of Apollodorus, who is the cock of
  • the walk on this subject, might have been read by favor of a Latin
  • translation, supposing Keats really unequal to the easy Greek text. There
  • is no wonder in the case; nor, if there had been, would Shelley's kind
  • remark have solved it. The _treatment_ of the facts must, in any
  • case, have been due to Keats's genius, so as to be the same whether he had
  • studied Greek or not: the _facts_, apart from the treatment, must in
  • any case have been had from a book. Secondly--Let Mr. Landor rely upon it
  • --that Wordsworth never said the thing ascribed to him here as any formal
  • judgment, or what Scottish law would call _deliverance_, upon the
  • 'Hyperion.' As to what he might have said incidentally and collaterally;
  • the meaning of words is so entirely affected by their position in a
  • conversation--what followed, what went before--that five words dislocated
  • from their context never would be received as evidence in the Queen's
  • Bench. The court which, of all others, least strictly weighs its rules of
  • evidence, is the female tea-table; yet even that tribunal would require
  • the deponent to strengthen his evidence, if he had only five detached
  • words to produce. Wordsworth is a very proud man as he has good reason to
  • be; and perhaps it was I myself, who once said in print of him--that it is
  • not the correct way of speaking, to say that Wordsworth is as proud as
  • Lucifer; but, inversely, to say of Lucifer that some people have conceived
  • him to be as proud as Wordsworth. But, if proud, Wordsworth is not
  • haughty, is not ostentatious, is not anxious for display, is not arrogant,
  • and, least of all, is he capable of descending to envy. Who or what is it
  • that _he_ should be envious of? Does anybody suppose that Wordsworth
  • would be jealous of Archimedes if he now walked upon earth, or Michael
  • Angelo, or Milton? Nature does not repeat herself. Be assured she will
  • never make a second Wordsworth. Any of us would be jealous of his own
  • duplicate; and, if I had a _doppelganger_, who went about personating
  • me, copying me, and pirating me, philosopher as I am, I might (if the
  • Court of Chancery would not grant an injunction against him) be so far
  • carried away by jealousy as to attempt the crime of murder upon his
  • carcass; and no great matter as regards HIM. But it would be a sad thing
  • for _me_ to find myself hanged; and for what, I beseech you? for
  • murdering a sham, that was either nobody at all, or oneself repeated once
  • too often. But if you show to Wordsworth a man as great as himself, still
  • that great man will not be much _like_ Wordsworth--the great man will
  • not be Wordsworth's _doppelganger_. If not _impar_ (as you say) he will be
  • _dispar_; and why, then, should Wordsworth be jealous of him, unless he is
  • jealous of the sun, and of Abd el Kader, and of Mr. Waghorn--all of whom
  • carry off a great deal of any spare admiration which Europe has to dispose
  • of. But suddenly it strikes me that we are all proud, every man of us; and
  • I daresay with some reason for it, 'be the same more or less.' For I never
  • came to know any man in my whole life intimately, who could not do
  • something or other better than anybody else. The only man amongst us that
  • is thoroughly free from pride, that you may at all seasons rely on as a
  • pattern of humility, is the pickpocket. That man is so admirable in his
  • temper, and so used to pocketing anything whatever which Providence sends
  • in his way, that he will even pocket a kicking, or anything in that line
  • of favors which you are pleased to bestow. The smallest donations are by
  • him thankfully received, provided only that you, whilst half-blind with
  • anger in kicking him round a figure of eight, like a dexterous skater,
  • will but allow _him_ (which is no more than fair) to have a second 'shy'
  • at your pretty Indian pocket-handkerchief, so as to convince you, on
  • cooler reflection, that he does not _always_ miss. Thirdly--Mr. Landor
  • leaves it doubtful what verses those are of Wordsworth's which celebrate
  • the power 'of the Pagan creed;' whether that sonnet in which Wordsworth
  • wishes to exchange for glimpses of human life, _then and in those
  • circumstances_, 'forlorn,' the sight
  • '----Of Proteus coming from the sea,
  • And hear old Triton wind his wreathed horn;'
  • whether this, or the passage on the Greek mythology in 'The Excursion.'
  • Whichever he means, I am the last man to deny that it is beautiful, and
  • especially if he means the latter. But it is no presumption to deny firmly
  • Mr. Landor's assertion, that these are 'the best verses Wordsworth ever
  • wrote.' Bless the man!
  • 'There are a thousand such elsewhere,
  • As worthy of your wonder:'--
  • Elsewhere, I mean, in Wordsworth's poems. In reality it is
  • _impossible_ that these should be the best; for even if, in the
  • executive part, they were so, which is not the case, the very nature of
  • the thought, of the feeling, and of the relation, which binds it to the
  • general theme, and the nature of that theme itself, forbid the possibility
  • of merits so high. The whole movement of the feeling is fanciful: it
  • neither appeals to what is deepest in human sensibilities, nor is meant to
  • do so. The result, indeed, serves only to show Mr. Landor's slender
  • acquaintance with Wordsworth. And what is worse than being slenderly
  • acquainted, he is erroneously acquainted even with these two short
  • breathings from the Wordsworthian shell. He mistakes the logic. Wordsworth
  • does not celebrate any power at all in Paganism. Old Triton indeed! he's
  • little better, in respect of the terrific, than a mail-coach guard, nor
  • half as good, if you allow the guard his official seat, a coal-black
  • night, lamps blazing back upon his royal scarlet, and his blunderbuss
  • correctly slung. Triton would not stay, I engage, for a second look at the
  • old Portsmouth mail, as once I knew it. But, alas! better things than ever
  • stood on Triton's pins are now as little able to stand up for themselves,
  • or to startle the silent fields in darkness, with the sudden flash of
  • their glory--gone before it had fall come--as Triton is to play the
  • Freyschutz chorus on his humbug of a horn. But the logic of Wordsworth is
  • this--not that the Greek mythology is potent; on the contrary, that it is
  • weaker than cowslip tea, and would not agitate the nerves of a hen
  • sparrow; but that, weak as it is--nay, by means of that very weakness--it
  • does but the better serve to measure the weakness of something which
  • _he_ thinks yet weaker--viz. the death-like torpor of London society
  • in 1808, benumbed by conventional apathy and worldliness--
  • 'Heavy as frost, and deep almost as life.'
  • This seems a digression from Milton, who is properly the subject of this
  • colloquy. But, luckily, it is not one of _my_ sins. Mr. Landor is lord
  • within the house of his own book; he pays all accounts whatever; and
  • readers that have either a bill, or bill of exceptions, to tender against
  • the concern, must draw upon _him_. To Milton he returns upon a very
  • dangerous topic indeed--viz. the structure of his blank verse. I know of
  • none that is so trying to a wary man's nerves. You might as well tax
  • Mozart with harshness in the divinest passages of 'Don Giovanni,' as
  • Milton with any such offence against metrical science. Be assured, it is
  • yourself that do not read with understanding, not Milton that by
  • possibility can be found deaf to the demands of perfect harmony. You are
  • tempted, after walking round a line threescore times, to exclaim at last--
  • 'Well, if the Fiend himself should rise up before me at this very moment,
  • in this very study of mine, and say that no screw was loose in that line,
  • then would I reply--'Sir, with submission, you are----.' 'What!' suppose
  • the Fiend suddenly to demand in thunder; 'what am I?' 'Horribly wrong,'
  • you wish exceedingly to say; but, recollecting that some people are
  • choleric in argument, you confine yourself to the polite answer-'That,
  • with deference to his better education, you conceive him to lie;'--that's
  • a bad word to drop your voice upon in talking with a fiend, and you hasten
  • to add--'under a slight, a _very_ slight mistake.' Ay, you might venture
  • on that opinion with a fiend. But how if an angel should undertake the
  • case? And angelic was the ear of Milton. Many are the _prima facie_
  • anomalous lines in Milton; many are the suspicious lines, which in many a
  • book I have seen many a critic peering into, with eyes made up for
  • mischief, yet with a misgiving that all was not quite safe, very much
  • like an old raven looking down a marrow-bone. In fact, such is the
  • metrical skill of the man, and such the perfection of his metrical
  • sensibility, that, on any attempt to take liberties with a passage of his,
  • you feel as when coming, in a forest, upon what seems a dead lion; perhaps
  • he may _not_ be dead, but only sleeping; nay, perhaps he may _not_ be
  • sleeping, but only shamming. And you have a jealousy, as to Milton, even
  • in the most flagrant case of almost palpable error, that, after all, there
  • may be a plot in it. You may be put down with shame by some man reading
  • the line otherwise, reading it with a different emphasis, a different
  • caesura, or perhaps a different suspension of the voice, so as to bring
  • out a new and self-justifying effect. It must be added, that, in
  • reviewing Milton's metre, it is quite necessary to have such books as
  • 'Nare's English Orthoepy' (_in a late edition_), and others of that
  • class, lying on the table; because the accentuation of Milton's age was,
  • in many words, entirely different from ours. And Mr. Landor is not free
  • from some suspicion of inattention as to this point. Over and above his
  • accentual difference, the practice of our elder dramatists in the
  • resolution of the final _tion_ (which now is uniformly pronounced
  • _shon_), will be found exceedingly important to the appreciation of a
  • writer's verse. Contribution, which now is necessarily pronounced as a
  • word of four syllables, would then, in verse, have five, being read into
  • con-tri-bu-ce-on. Many readers will recollect another word, which for
  • years brought John Kemble into hot water with the pit of Drury Lane. It
  • was the plural of the word ache. This is generally made a dissyllable by
  • the Elizabethan dramatists; it occurs in the 'Tempest.' Prospero says--
  • 'I'll fill thy bones with aches.'
  • What follows, which I do not remember _literatim_, is such metrically
  • as to _require_ two syllables for aches. But how, then, was this to
  • be pronounced? Kemble thought _akies_ would sound ludicrous; _aitches_
  • therefore he called it: and always the pit howled like a famished
  • _menagerie_, as they did also when he chose (and he constantly chose) to
  • pronounce _beard_ like _bird_. Many of these niceties must be known,
  • before a critic can ever allow _himself_ to believe that he is right in
  • _obelizing_, or in marking with so much as a ? any verse whatever of
  • Milton's. And there are some of these niceties, I am satisfied, not even
  • yet fully investigated.
  • It is, however, to be borne in mind, after all allowances and provisional
  • reservations have been made that Bentley's hypothesis (injudiciously as it
  • was managed by that great scholar) has really a truth of fact to stand
  • upon. Not only must Milton have composed his three greatest poems, the two
  • 'Paradises, and the 'Samson,' in a state of blindness--but subsequently,
  • in the correction of the proofs, he must have suffered still more from
  • this conflict with darkness and, consequently, from this dependence upon
  • careless readers. This is Bentley's case: as lawyers say: 'My lord, that
  • is my case.' It is possible enough to write correctly in the dark, as I
  • myself often do, when losing or missing my lucifers--which, like some
  • elder lucifers, are always rebelliously straying into place where they
  • _can_ have no business. But it is quite impossible to _correct a proof_ in
  • the dark. At least, if there _is_ such an art, it must be a section of the
  • black art. Bentley gained from Pope that admirable epithet of _slashing,
  • ['the ribbalds--from slashing Bentley down to piddling Theobalds_,' i.e.
  • _Tibbulds_ as it was pronounced], altogether from his edition of the
  • 'Paradise Lost.' This the doctor founded on his own hypothesis as to the
  • advantage taken of Milton's blindness; and corresponding was the havoc
  • which he made of the text. In fact, on the really just allegation that
  • Milton must have used the services of an amanuensis; and the plausible one
  • that this amanuensis, being often weary of his task, would be likely to
  • neglect punctilious accuracy; and the most improbable allegation that this
  • weary person would also be very conceited, and add much rubbish of his
  • own; Bentley resigned himself luxuriously, without the whisper of a
  • scruple, to his own sense of what was or was not poetic, which sense
  • happened to be that of the adder for music. The deaf adder heareth not
  • though the musician charm ever so wisely. No scholarship, which so far
  • beyond other men Bentley had, could gain him the imaginative sensibility
  • which, in a degree so far beyond average men, he wanted. Consequently, the
  • world never before beheld such a scene of massacre as his 'Paradise Lost'
  • exhibited. He laid himself down to his work of extermination like the
  • brawniest of reapers going in steadily with his sickle, coat stripped off,
  • and shirt sleeves tucked up, to deal with an acre of barley. One duty, and
  • no other, rested upon _his_ conscience; one voice he heard--Slash away,
  • and hew down the rotten growths of this abominable amanuensis. The carnage
  • was like that after a pitched battle. The very finest passages in every
  • book of the poem were marked by italics, as dedicated to fire and
  • slaughter. 'Slashing Dick' went through the whole forest, like a woodman
  • marking with white paint the giant trees that must all come down in a
  • month or so. And one naturally reverts to a passage in the poem itself,
  • where God the Father is supposed to say to his Filial assessor on the
  • heavenly throne, when marking the desolating progress of Sin and Death,--
  • 'See with what havoc these fell dogs advance
  • To ravage this fair world.'
  • But still this inhuman extravagance of Bentley, in following out his
  • hypothesis, does not exonerate _us_ from bearing in mind so much
  • truth as that hypothesis really must have had, from the pitiable
  • difficulties of the great poet's situation.
  • My own opinion, therefore, upon the line, for instance, from 'Paradise
  • Regained,' which Mr. Landor appears to have indicated for the reader's
  • amazement, viz.:--
  • 'As well might recommend
  • _Such solitude before choicest society_,'
  • is--that it escaped revision from some accident calling off the ear of
  • Milton whilst in the act of having the proof read to him. Mr. Landor
  • silently prints it in italics, without assigning his objection; but, of
  • course that objection must be--that the line has one foot too much. It is
  • an Alexandrine, such as Dryden scattered so profusely, without asking
  • himself why; but which Milton never tolerates except in the choruses of
  • the Samson.
  • '_Not difficult, if thou hearken to me_'--
  • is one of the lines which Mr. Landor thinks that 'no authority will
  • reconcile' to our ears. I think otherwise. The caesura is meant to fall
  • not with the comma after _difficult _, but after _thou_; and there is a
  • most effective and grand suspension intended. It is Satan who speaks--
  • Satan in the wilderness; and he marks, as he wishes to mark, the
  • tremendous opposition of attitude between the two parties to the
  • temptation.
  • 'Not difficult if thou----'
  • there let the reader pause, as if pulling up suddenly four horses in
  • harness, and throwing them on their haunches--not difficult if thou (in
  • some mysterious sense the son of God); and then, as with a burst of
  • thunder, again giving the reins to your _quadriga_,
  • '----hearken to me:'
  • that is, to me, that am the Prince of the Air, and able to perform all my
  • promises for those that hearken to any temptations.
  • Two lines are cited under the same ban of irreconcilability to our ears,
  • but on a very different plea. The first of these lines is--
  • '_Launcelot, or Pellias, or Pellinore;_'
  • The other
  • _'Quintius, Fabricius, Curius, Regulus._'
  • The reader will readily suppose that both are objected to as 'roll-calls
  • of proper names.' Now, it is very true that nothing is more offensive to
  • the mind than the practice of mechanically packing into metrical
  • successions, as if packing a portmanteau, names without meaning or
  • significance to the feelings. No man ever carried that atrocity so far as
  • Boileau, a fact of which Mr. Landor is well aware; and slight is the
  • sanction or excuse that can be drawn from _him_. But it must not be
  • forgotten that Virgil, so scrupulous in finish of composition, committed
  • this fault. I remember a passage ending
  • '----Noemonaque Prytaninque;'
  • but, having no Virgil within reach, I cannot at this moment quote it
  • accurately. Homer, with more excuse, however, from the rudeness of his
  • age, is a deadly offender in this way. But the cases from Milton are very
  • different. Milton was incapable of the Homeric or Virgilian blemish. The
  • objection to such rolling musketry of names is, that unless interspersed
  • with epithets, or broken into irregular groups by brief circumstances of
  • parentage, country, or romantic incident, they stand audaciously perking
  • up their heads like lots in a catalogue, arrow-headed palisades, or young
  • larches in a nursery ground, all occupying the same space, all drawn up in
  • line, all mere iterations of each other. But in
  • '_Quintius, Fabricius, Curius, Regulus,_'
  • though certainly not a good line _when insulated_ (better, however,
  • in its connection with the entire succession of which it forms part), the
  • apology is, that the massy weight of the separate characters enables them
  • to stand like granite pillars or pyramids, proud of their self-supporting
  • independency.
  • Mr. Landor makes one correction by a simple improvement in the
  • punctuation, which has a very fine effect. Rarely has so large a result
  • been distributed through a sentence by so slight a change. It is in the
  • 'Samson.' Samson says, speaking of himself (as elsewhere) with that
  • profound pathos, which to all hearts invests Milton's own situation in the
  • days of his old age, when he was composing that drama--
  • 'Ask for this great deliverer now, and find him
  • _Eyeless in Gaza at the mill with slaves._'
  • Thus it is usually printed; that is, without a comma in the latter line;
  • but, says Landor, 'there ought to be commas after _eyeless_, after
  • _Gaza_, after _mill_.' And why? because thus 'the grief of Samson is
  • aggravated at every member of the sentence.' He (like Milton) was--1.
  • blind; 2. in a city of triumphant enemies; 3. working for daily bread; 4.
  • herding with slaves; Samson literally, and Milton with those whom
  • politically he regarded as such.
  • Mr. Landor is perfectly wrong, I must take the liberty of saying, when he
  • demurs to the line in Paradise Regained:
  • '_From that placid aspect and meek regard,_'
  • on the ground that; '_meek regard_ conveys no new idea to _placid
  • aspect_.' But _aspect_ is the countenance of Christ when passive
  • to the gaze of others: _regard_ is the same countenance in active
  • contemplation of those others whom he loves or pities. The _placid
  • aspect_ expresses, therefore, the divine rest; the _meek regard_
  • expresses the divine benignity: the one is the self-absorption of the
  • total Godhead, the other the eternal emanation of the Filial Godhead.
  • 'By what ingenuity,' says Landor, 'can we erect into a verse--
  • "_In the bosom of bliss, and light of light?_'"
  • Now really it is by my watch exactly three minutes too late for _him_
  • to make that objection. The court cannot receive it now; for the line just
  • this moment cited, the ink being hardly yet dry, is of the same identical
  • structure. The usual iambic flow is disturbed in both lines by the very
  • same ripple, viz., a trochee in the second foot, _placid_ in the one
  • line, _bosom_ in the other. They are a sort of _snags_, such as lie in the
  • current of the Mississippi. _There_, they do nothing but mischief. Here,
  • when the lines are read in their entire _nexus_, the disturbance stretches
  • forwards and backwards with good effect on the music. Besides, if it did
  • _not_, one is willing to take a _snag_ from Milton, but one does not
  • altogether like being _snagged_ by the Mississippi. One sees no particular
  • reason for bearing it, if one only knew how to be revenged on a river.
  • But, of these metrical skirmishes, though full of importance to the
  • impassioned text of a great poet (for mysterious is the life that connects
  • all modes of passion with rhythmus), let us suppose the casual reader to
  • have had enough. And now at closing for the sake of change, let us treat
  • him to a harlequin trick upon another theme. Did the reader ever happen to
  • see a sheriff's officer arresting an honest gentleman, who was doing no
  • manner of harm to gentle or simple, and immediately afterwards a second
  • sheriff's officer arresting the first--by which means that second officer
  • merits for himself a place in history; for at the same moment he liberates
  • a deserving creature (since an arrested officer cannot possibly bag his
  • prisoner), and he also avenges the insult put upon that worthy man?
  • Perhaps the reader did _not_ ever see such a sight; and, growing personal,
  • he asks _me_, in return, if _I_ ever saw it. To say the truth, I never
  • _did_; except once, in a too-flattering dream; and though I applauded so
  • loudly as even to waken myself, and shouted '_encore_,' yet all went for
  • nothing; and I am still waiting for that splendid exemplification of
  • retributive justice. But why? Why should it be a spectacle so uncommon?
  • For surely those official arresters of men must want arresting at times as
  • well as better people. At least, however, _en attendant_ one may luxuriate
  • in the vision of such a thing; and the reader shall now see such a vision
  • rehearsed. He shall see Mr. Landor arresting Milton--Milton, of all men!--
  • for a flaw in his Roman erudition; and then he shall see me instantly
  • stepping up, tapping Mr. Landor on the shoulder, and saying, 'Officer,
  • you're wanted;' whilst to Milton I say, touching my hat, 'Now, sir, be
  • off; run for your life, whilst I hold his man in custody, lest he should
  • fasten on you again.'
  • What Milton had said, speaking of the '_watchful_ cherubim,' was--
  • 'Four faces each
  • Had, _like a double Janus_;'
  • Upon which Southey--but, of course, Landor, ventriloquizing through
  • Southey--says, 'Better left this to the imagination: double Januses are
  • queer figures.' Not at all. On the contrary, they became so common, that
  • finally there were no other. Rome, in her days of childhood, contented
  • herself with a two-faced Janus; but, about the time of the first or second
  • Caesar, a very ancient statue of Janus was exhumed, which had four faces.
  • Ever afterwards, this sacred resurgent statue became the model for any
  • possible Janus that could show himself in good company. The _quadrifrons
  • Janus_ was now the orthodox Janus; and it would have been as much a
  • sacrilege to rob him of any single face as to rob a king's statue [2] of
  • its horse. One thing may recall this to Mr. Landor's memory. I think it
  • was Nero, but certainly it was one of the first six Caesars, that built,
  • or that finished, a magnificent temple to Janus; and each face was so
  • managed as to point down an avenue leading to a separate market-place.
  • Now, that there were _four_ market-places, I will make oath before
  • any Justice of the Peace. One was called the _Forum Julium_, one the
  • _Forum Augustum_, a third the _Forum Transitorium_: what the fourth was
  • called is best known to itself, for really I forget. But if anybody says
  • that perhaps it was called the _Forum Landorium_, I am not the man to
  • object; for few names have deserved such an honor more, whether from those
  • that then looked forward into futurity with one face, or from our
  • posterity that will look back into the vanishing past with another.
  • FOOTNOTES
  • [1] _Squatters_:--They are a sort of self-elected warming-pans. What
  • we in England mean by the political term '_warming-pans_,' are men
  • who occupy, by consent, some official place, or Parliamentary seat, until
  • the proper claimant is old enough in law to assume his rights. When the
  • true man comes to bed, the warming-pan respectfully turns out. But these
  • ultra-marine warming-pans _wouldn't_ turn out. They showed fight, and
  • wouldn't hear of the true man, even as a bed-fellow.
  • [2] _A king's statue_:--Till very lately the etiquette of Europe was,
  • that none but royal persons could have equestrian statues. Lord Hopetoun,
  • the reader will object, is allowed to have a horse, in St. Andrew's
  • Square, Edinburgh. True, but observe that he is not allowed to mount him.
  • The first person, so far as I remember, that, not being royal, has, in our
  • island, seated himself comfortably in the saddle, is the Duke of
  • Wellington.
  • FALSIFICATION OF ENGLISH HISTORY.
  • I am myself, and always have been, a member of the Church of England, and
  • am grieved to hear the many attacks against the Church [frequently most
  • illiberal attacks], which not so much religion as political rancor gives
  • birth to in every third journal that I take up. This I say to acquit
  • myself of all dishonorable feelings, such as I would abhor to co-operate
  • with, in bringing a very heavy charge against that great body in its
  • literary capacity. Whosoever has reflected on the history of the English
  • constitution--must be aware that the most important stage of its
  • development lies within the reign of Charles I. It is true that the
  • judicial execution of that prince has been allowed by many persons to
  • vitiate all that was done by the heroic parliament of November, 1640: and
  • the ordinary histories of England assume as a matter of course that the
  • whole period of parliamentary history through those times is to be
  • regarded as a period of confusion. Our constitution, say they, was formed
  • in 1688-9. Meantime it is evident to any reflecting man that the
  • revolution simply re-affirmed the principles developed in the strife
  • between the two great parties which had arisen in the reign of James I.,
  • and had ripened and come to issue with each other in the reign of his son.
  • Our constitution was not a birth of a single instant, as they would
  • represent it, but a gradual growth and development through a long tract of
  • time. In particular the doctrine of the king's vicarious responsibility in
  • the person of his ministers, which first gave a sane and salutary meaning
  • to the doctrine of the king's personal irresponsibility ['The king can do
  • no wrong'], arose undeniably between 1640 and 1648. This doctrine is the
  • main pillar of our constitution, and perhaps the finest discovery that was
  • ever made in the theory of government. Hitherto the doctrine _that the
  • King can do no wrong_ had been used not to protect the indispensable
  • sanctity of the king's constitutional character, but to protect the wrong.
  • Used in this way, it was a maxim of Oriental despotism, and fit only for a
  • nation where law had no empire. Many of the illustrious patriots of the
  • Great Parliament saw this; and felt the necessity of abolishing a maxim so
  • fatal to the just liberties of the people. But some of them fell into the
  • opposite error of supposing that this abolition could be effected only by
  • the direct negation of it; _their_ maxim accordingly was--'The king
  • _can_ do wrong,' _i.e._ is responsible in his own person. In this great
  • error even the illustrious wife of Colonel Hutchinson participated; [1]
  • and accordingly she taxes those of her own party who scrupled to accede to
  • the new maxim, and still adhered to the old one, with unconscientious
  • dealing. But she misapprehended their meaning, and failed to see where
  • they laid the emphasis: the emphasis was not laid, as it was by the royal
  • party, on the words 'can do no _wrong_'--but on 'The king:' that is, wrong
  • may be done; and in the king's name; but it cannot be the king who did it
  • [the king cannot constitutionally be supposed the person who did it]. By
  • this exquisite political refinement, the old tyrannical maxim was disarmed
  • of its sting; and the entire redress of all wrong, so indispensable to the
  • popular liberty, was brought into perfect reconciliation with the entire
  • inviolability of the sovereign, which is no less indispensable to the
  • popular liberty. There is moreover a double wisdom in the new sense: for
  • not only is one object [the redress of wrong] secured in conjunction with
  • another object [the king's inviolability] hitherto held irreconcilable,--
  • but even with a view to the first object alone a much more effectual means
  • is applied, because one which leads to no schism in the state, than could
  • have been applied by the blank negation of the maxim; _i.e._ by lodging
  • the responsibility exactly where the executive power [_ergo_ the power of
  • resisting this responsibility] was lodged. Here then is one example in
  • illustration of my thesis--that the English constitution was in a great
  • measure gradually evolved in the contest between the different parties in
  • the reign of Charles I. Now, if this be so, it follows that for
  • constitutional history no period is so important as that: and indeed,
  • though it is true that the Revolution is the great era for the
  • constitutional historian, because he there first finds the constitution
  • fully developed as the 'bright consummate _flower_,' and what is equally
  • important he there first finds the principles of our constitution
  • _ratified_ by a competent authority,--yet, to trace the _root_ and growth
  • of the constitution, the three reigns immediately preceding are still more
  • properly the objects of his study. In proportion then as the reign of
  • Charles I. is Important to the history of our constitution, in that
  • proportion are those to be taxed with the most dangerous of all possible
  • falsifications of our history, who have misrepresented either the facts or
  • the principles of those times. Now I affirm that the clergy of the Church
  • of England have been in a perpetual conspiracy since the era of the
  • restoration to misrepresent both. As an illustration of what I mean I
  • refer to the common edition of Hudibras by Dr. Grey: for the proof I might
  • refer to some thousands of books. Dr. Grey's is a disgusting case: for he
  • swallowed with the most anile credulity every story, the most extravagant
  • that the malice of those times could invent against either the
  • Presbyterians or the Independents: and for this I suppose amongst other
  • deformities his notes were deservedly ridiculed by Warburton. But, amongst
  • hundreds of illustrations more respectable than Dr. Grey's I will refer
  • the reader to a work of our own days, the Ecclesiastical Biography [in
  • part a republication of Walton's Lives] edited by the present master of
  • Trinity College, Cambridge, who is held in the highest esteem wherever he
  • is known, and is I am persuaded perfectly conscientious and as impartial
  • as in such a case it is possible for a high churchman to be. Yet so it is
  • that there is scarcely one of the notes having any political reference to
  • the period of 1640-1660, which is not disfigured by unjust prejudices: and
  • the amount of the moral which the learned editor grounds upon the
  • documents before him--is this, that the young student is to cherish the
  • deepest abhorrence and contempt of all who had any share on the
  • parliamentary side in the 'confusions' of the period from 1640 to 1660:
  • that is to say of men to whose immortal exertions it was owing that the
  • very revolution of 1688, which Dr. W. will be the first to applaud, found
  • us with any such stock of political principles or feelings as could make a
  • beneficial revolution possible. Where, let me ask, would have been the
  • willingness of some Tories to construe the flight of James II. into a
  • virtual act of abdication, or to consider even the most formal act of
  • abdication binding against the king,-had not the great struggle of
  • Charles's days gradually substituted in the minds of all parties a
  • rational veneration of the king's _office_ for the old superstition
  • in behalf of the king's _person_, which would have protected him from
  • the effects of any acts however solemnly performed which affected
  • injuriously either his own interests or the liberties of his people.
  • Tempora mutantur: _nos et mutamur in illis_. Those whom we find in
  • fierce opposition to the popular party about 1640 we find still in the
  • same personal opposition fifty years after, but an opposition resting on
  • far different principles: insensibly the principles of their antagonists
  • had reached even them: and a courtier of 1689 was willing to concede more
  • than a patriot of 1630 would have ventured to ask. Let me not be
  • understood to mean that true patriotism is at all more shown in supporting
  • the rights of the people than those of the king: as soon as both are
  • defined and limited, the last are as indispensable to the integrity of the
  • constitution--as the first: and popular freedom itself would suffer as
  • much, though indirectly, from an invasion of Caesar's rights--as by a more
  • direct attack on itself. But in the 17th century the rights of the people
  • were as yet _not_ defined: throughout that century they were gradually
  • defining themselves--and, as happiness to all great practical interests,
  • defining themselves through a course of fierce and bloody contests. For
  • the kingly rights are almost inevitably carried too high in ages of
  • imperfect civilization: and the well-known laws of Henry the Seventh, by
  • which he either broke or gradually sapped the power of the aristocracy,
  • had still more extravagantly exalted them. On this account it is just to
  • look upon democratic or popular politics as identical in the 17th century
  • with patriotic politics. In later periods, the democrat and the patriot
  • have sometimes been in direct opposition to each other: at that period
  • they were inevitably in conjunction. All this, however, is in general
  • overlooked by those who either write English history or comment upon it.
  • Most writers _of_ or _upon_ English history proceed either upon servile
  • principles, or upon no principles: and a good _Spirit of English History_,
  • that is, a history which should abstract the tendencies and main results
  • [as to laws, manners, and constitution] from every age of English history,
  • is a work which I hardly hope to see executed. For it would require the
  • concurrence of some philosophy, with a great deal of impartiality. How
  • idly do we say, in speaking of the events of our own time which affect our
  • party feelings,--'We stand too near to these events for an impartial
  • estimate: we must leave them to the judgment of posterity!' For it is a
  • fact that of the many books of memoirs written by persons who were not
  • merely contemporary with the great civil war, but actors and even leaders
  • in its principal scenes--there is hardly one which does not exhibit a more
  • impartial picture of that great drama than the histories written at his
  • day. The historian of Popery does not display half so much zealotry and
  • passionate prejudice in speaking of the many events which have affected
  • the power and splendor of the Papal See for the last thirty years, and
  • under his own eyes, as he does when speaking of a reformer who lived three
  • centuries ago--of a translator of the Bible into a vernacular tongue who
  • lived nearly five centuries ago--of an Anti-pope--of a Charlemagne or a
  • Gregory the Great still further removed from himself. The recent events he
  • looks upon as accidental and unessential: but in the great enemies, or
  • great founders of the Romish temporal power, and in the history of their
  • actions and their motives, he feels that the whole principle of the Romish
  • cause and its pretensions are at stake. Pretty much under the same feeling
  • have modern writers written with a rancorous party spirit of the political
  • struggles in the 17th century: here they fancy that they can detect the
  • _incunabula_ of the revolutionary spirit: here some have been so
  • sharpsighted as to read the features of pure jacobinism: and others [2]
  • have gone so far as to assert that all the atrocities of the French
  • revolution had their direct parallelisms in acts done or countenanced by
  • the virtuous and august Senate of England in 1640! Strange distortion of
  • the understanding which can thus find a brotherly resemblance between two
  • great historical events, which of all that ever were put on record stand
  • off from each other in most irreconcilable enmity: the one originating, as
  • Mr. Coleridge has observed, in excess of principle; the other in the utter
  • defect of all moral principle whatever; and the progress of each being
  • answerable to its origin! Yet so it is. And not a memoir-writer of that
  • age is reprinted in this, but we have a preface from some red-hot Anti-
  • jacobin warning us with much vapid common-place from the mischiefs and
  • eventual anarchy of too rash a spirit of reform as displayed in the French
  • revolution--_not_ by the example of that French revolution, but by that of
  • our own in the age of Charles I. The following passage from the
  • Introduction to Sir William Waller's Vindication published in 1793, may
  • serve as a fair instance: 'He' (Sir W. Waller) 'was, indeed, at length
  • sensible of the misery which he had contributed to bring on his country;'
  • (by the way, it is a suspicious circumstance--that Sir William [3] first
  • became sensible that his country was miserable, when he became sensible
  • that he himself was not likely to be again employed; and became fully
  • convinced of it, when his party lost their ascendancy:) 'he was convinced,
  • by fatal experience, that anarchy was a bad step towards a perfect
  • government; that the subversion of every establishment was no safe
  • foundation for a permanent and regular constitution: he found that
  • pretences of reform were held up by the designing to dazzle the eyes of
  • the unwary, &c.; he found in short that reformation, by popular
  • insurrection, must end in the destruction and cannot tend to the formation
  • of a regular Government.' After a good deal more of this well-meaning
  • cant, the Introduction concludes with the following sentence:--the writer
  • is addressing the reformers of 1793, amongst whom--'both leaders and
  • followers,' he says, 'may together reflect--that, upon speculative and
  • visionary reformers,' (_i.e._ those of 1640) 'the severest punishment
  • which God in his vengeance ever yet inflicted--was to curse them with the
  • complete gratification of their own inordinate desires.' I quote this
  • passage--not as containing any thing singular, but for the very reason
  • that it is _not_ singular: it expresses in fact the universal opinion:
  • notwithstanding which I am happy to say that it is false. What 'complete
  • gratification of their own desires' was ever granted to the 'reformers' in
  • question? On the contrary, it is well known (and no book illustrates that
  • particular fact so well as Sir William Waller's) that as early as 1647 the
  • army had too effectually subverted the just relations between itself and
  • parliament--not to have suggested fearful anticipations to all discerning
  • patriots of that unhappy issue which did in reality blight their
  • prospects. And, when I speak of an 'unhappy issue,' I would be understood
  • only of the immediate issue: for the remote issue was--the revolution of
  • 1688, as I have already asserted. Neither is it true that even the
  • immediate issue was 'unhappy' to any extent which can justify the ordinary
  • language in which it is described. Here again is a world of delusions. We
  • hear of 'anarchy,' of 'confusions,' of 'proscriptions,' of 'bloody and
  • ferocious tyranny.' All is romance; there was no anarchy; no confusions;
  • no proscriptions; no tyranny in the sense designed. The sequestrations,
  • forfeitures, and punishments of all sorts which were inflicted by the
  • conquering party on their antagonists--went on by due course of law; and
  • the summary justice of courts martial was not resorted to in England:
  • except for the short term of the two wars, and the brief intermediate
  • campaign of 1648, the country was in a very tranquil state. Nobody was
  • punished without an open trial; and all trials proceeded in the regular
  • course, according to the ancient forms, and in the regular courts of
  • justice. And as to 'tyranny,' which is meant chiefly of the acts of
  • Cromwell's government, it should be remembered that the Protectorate
  • lasted not a quarter of the period in question (1640-1660); a fact which
  • is constantly forgotten even by very eminent writers, who speak as though
  • Cromwell had drawn his sword in January 1649--cut off the king's head--
  • instantly mounted his throne--and continued to play the tyrant for the
  • whole remaining period of his life (nearly ten years). Secondly, as to the
  • _kind_ of tyranny which Cromwell exercised, the misconception is
  • ludicrous: continental writers have a notion, well justified by the
  • language of English writers, that Cromwell was a ferocious savage who
  • built his palace of human skulls and desolated his country. Meantime, he
  • was simply a strong-minded--rough-built Englishman, with a character
  • thoroughly English, and exceedingly good-natured. Gray valued himself upon
  • his critical knowledge of English history: yet how thoughtlessly does he
  • express the abstract of Cromwell's life in the line on the village
  • Cromwell--'Some Cromwell, guiltless of his country's blood!' How was
  • Cromwell guilty of his country's blood? What blood did he cause to be
  • shed? A great deal was shed no doubt in the wars (though less, by the way,
  • than is imagined): but in those Cromwell was but a servant of the
  • parliament: and no one will allege that he had any hand in causing a
  • single war. After he attained the sovereign power, no more domestic wars
  • arose: and as to a few persons who were executed for plots and
  • conspiracies against his person, they were condemned upon evidence openly
  • given and by due course of law. With respect to the general character of
  • his government, it is evident that in the unsettled and revolutionary
  • state of things which follows a civil war some critical cases will arise
  • to demand an occasional 'vigor beyond the law'--such as the Roman
  • government allowed of in the dictatorial power. But in general, Cromwell's
  • government was limited by law: and no reign in that century, prior to the
  • revolution, furnishes fewer instances of attempts to tamper with the laws
  • --to overrule them--to twist them to private interpretations--or to
  • dispense with them. As to his major-generals of counties, who figure in
  • most histories of England as so many _Ali Pachas_ that impaled a few
  • prisoners every morning before breakfast--or rather as so many ogres that
  • ate up good Christian men, women and children alive, they were
  • disagreeable people who were disliked much in the same way as our
  • commissioners of the income-tax were disliked in the memory of us all; and
  • heartily they would have laughed at the romantic and bloody masquerade in
  • which they are made to figure in the English histories. What then was the
  • 'tyranny' of Cromwell's government, which is confessedly complained of
  • even in those days? The word 'tyranny' was then applied not so much to the
  • mode in which his power was administered (except by the prejudiced)--as to
  • its origin. However mercifully a man may reign,--yet, if he have no right
  • to reign at all, we may in one sense call him a tyrant; his power not
  • being justly derived, and resting upon an unlawful (_i.e._ a military)
  • basis. As a usurper, and one who had diverted the current of a grand
  • national movement to selfish and personal objects, Cromwell was and
  • will be called a tyrant; but not in the more obvious sense of the word.
  • Such are the misleading statements which disfigure the History of England
  • in its most important chapter. They mislead by more than a simple error of
  • fact: those, which I have noticed last, involve a moral anachronism; for
  • they convey images of cruelty and barbarism such as could not co-exist
  • with the national civilization at that time; and whosoever has not
  • corrected this false picture by an acquaintance with the English
  • literature of that age, must necessarily image to himself a state of
  • society as rude and uncultured as that which prevailed during the wars of
  • York and Lancaster--_i.e._ about two centuries earlier. But those,
  • with which I introduced this article, are still worse; because they
  • involve an erroneous view of constitutional history, and a most
  • comprehensive act of ingratitude: the great men of the Long Parliament
  • paid a heavy price for their efforts to purchase for their descendants a
  • barrier to irresponsible power and security from the anarchy of undefined
  • regal prerogative: in these efforts most of them made shipwreck of their
  • own tranquillity and peace; that such sacrifices were made unavailingly
  • (as it must have seemed to themselves), and that few of them lived to see
  • the 'good old cause' finally triumphant, does not cancel their claims upon
  • our gratitude--but rather strengthen them by the degree in which it
  • aggravated the difficulty of bearing such sacrifices with patience. But
  • whence come these falsifications of history? I believe, from two causes;
  • first (as I have already said) from the erroneous tone impressed upon the
  • national history by the irritated spirit of the clergy of the established
  • church: to the religious zealotry of those times--the church was the
  • object of especial attack; and its members were naturally exposed to heavy
  • sufferings: hence their successors are indisposed to find my good in a
  • cause which could lead to such a result. It is their manifest right to
  • sympathize with their own order in that day; and in such a case it is
  • almost their duty to be incapable of an entire impartiality. Meantime they
  • have carried this much too far: the literature of England must always be
  • in a considerable proportion lodged in their hands; and the extensive
  • means thus placed at their disposal for injuriously coloring that
  • important part of history they have used with no modesty or forbearance.
  • There is not a page of the national history even in its local subdivisions
  • which they have not stained with the atrabilious hue of their wounded
  • remembrances: hardly a town in England, which stood a siege for the king
  • or the parliament, but has some printed memorial of its constancy and its
  • sufferings; and in nine cases out of ten the editor is a clergyman of the
  • established church, who has contrived to deepen 'the sorrow of the time'
  • by the harshness of his commentary. Surely it is high time that the wounds
  • of the 17th century should close; that history should take a more
  • commanding and philosophic station; and that brotherly charity should now
  • lead us to a saner view of constitutional politics; or a saner view of
  • politics to a more comprehensive charity. The other cause of this
  • falsification springs out of a selfishness which has less claim to any
  • indulgence--viz. the timidity with which the English Whigs of former days
  • and the party to whom They [4] succeeded, constantly shrank from
  • acknowledging any alliance with the great men of the Long Parliament under
  • the nervous horror of being confounded with the regicides of 1649. It was
  • of such urgent importance to them, for any command over the public
  • support, that they should acquit themselves of an sentiment of lurking
  • toleration for regicide, with which their enemies never failed to load
  • them, that no mode of abjuring it seemed sufficiently emphatic to them
  • hence it was that Addison, with a view to the interest of his party,
  • thought fit when in Switzerland, to offer a puny insult to the memory of
  • General Ludlow; hence it is that even in our own days, no writers have
  • insulted Milton with so much bitterness and shameless irreverence as the
  • Whigs; though it is true that some few Whigs, more however in their
  • literary than in their political character, have stepped forward in his
  • vindication. At this moment I recollect a passage in the writings of a
  • modern Whig bishop--in which, for the sake of creating a charge of
  • falsehood against Milton, the author has grossly mis-translated a passage
  • in the _Defensio pro Pop. Anglicano_: and, if that bishop were not
  • dead, I would here take the liberty of rapping his knuckles--were it only
  • for breaking Priscian's head. To return over to the clerical feud against
  • the Long Parliament,--it was a passage in a very pleasing work of this day
  • (_Ecclesiastical Biography_) which suggested to me the whole of what
  • I have now written. Its learned editor, who is incapable of uncandid
  • feelings except in what concerns the interests of his order, has adopted
  • the usual tone in regard to the men of 1640 throughout his otherwise
  • valuable annotations: and somewhere or other (in the Life of Hammond,
  • according to my remembrance) he has made a statement to this effect--That
  • the custom prevalent among children in that age of asking their parents'
  • blessing was probably first brought into disuse by the Puritans. Is it
  • possible to imagine a perversity of prejudice more unreasonable? The
  • unamiable side of the patriotic character in the seventeenth century was
  • unquestionably its religious bigotry; which, however, had its ground in a
  • real fervor of religious feeling and a real strength of religious
  • principle somewhat exceeding the ordinary standard of the 19th century.
  • But, however palliated, their bigotry is not to be denied; it was often
  • offensive from its excess; and ludicrous in its direction. Many harmless
  • customs, many ceremonies and rituals that had a high positive value, their
  • frantic intolerance quarrelled with: and for my part I heartily join in
  • the sentiment of Charles II.--applying it as he did, but a good deal more
  • extensively, that their religion 'was not a religion for a gentleman:'
  • indeed all sectarianism, but especially that which has a modern origin--
  • arising and growing up within our own memories, unsupported by a grand
  • traditional history of persecutions--conflicts--and martyrdoms, lurking
  • moreover in blind alleys, holes, corners, and tabernacles, must appear
  • spurious and mean in the eyes of him who has been bred up in the grand
  • classic forms of the Church of England or the Church of Rome. But, because
  • the bigotry of the Puritans was excessive and revolting, is _that_ a
  • reason for fastening upon them all the stray evils of omission or
  • commission for which no distinct fathers can be found? The learned editor
  • does not pretend that there is any positive evidence, or presumption even,
  • for imputing to the Puritans a dislike to the custom in question: but,
  • because he thinks it a good custom, his inference is that nobody could
  • have abolished it but the Puritans. Now who does not see that, if this had
  • been amongst the usages discountenanced by the Puritans, it would on that
  • account have been the more pertinaciously maintained by their enemies in
  • church and state? Or, even if this usage were of a nature to be prohibited
  • by authority, as the public use of the liturgy--organs--surplices, &c.,
  • who does not see that with regard to _that_ as well as to other
  • Puritanical innovations there would have been a reflux of zeal in the
  • restoration of the king which would have established them in more strength
  • than ever? But it is evident to the unprejudiced that the usage in
  • question gradually went out in submission to the altered spirit of the
  • times. It was one feature of a general system of manners, fitted by its
  • piety and simplicity for a pious and simple age, and which therefore even
  • the 17th century had already outgrown. It is not to be inferred that
  • filial affection and reverence have decayed amongst us, because they no
  • longer express themselves in the same way. In an age of imperfect culture,
  • all passions and emotions are in a more elementary state--'speak a plainer
  • language'--and express themselves _externally_: in such an age the
  • frame and constitution of society is more picturesque; the modes of life
  • rest more undisguisedly upon the basis of the absolute and original
  • relation of things: the son is considered in his sonship, the father in
  • his fatherhood: and the manners take an appropriate coloring. Up to the
  • middle of the 17th century there were many families in which the children
  • never presumed to sit down in their parents' presence. But with us, in an
  • age of more complete intellectual culture, a thick disguise is spread over
  • the naked foundations of human life; and the instincts of good taste
  • banish from good company the expression of all the profounder emotions. A
  • son therefore, who should kneel down in this age to ask his papa's
  • blessing on leaving town for Brighton or Bath--would be felt by himself to
  • be making a theatrical display of filial duty, such as would be painful to
  • him in proportion as his feelings were sincere. All this would have been
  • evident to the learned editor in any case but one which regarded the
  • Puritans: they were at any rate to be molested: in default of any graver
  • matter, a mere fanciful grievance is searched out. Still, however, nothing
  • was effected; fanciful or real, the grievance must be connected with the
  • Puritans: here lies the offence, there lies the Puritans: it would be very
  • agreeable to find some means of connecting the one with the other: but how
  • shall this be done? Why, in default of all other means, the learned editor
  • _assumes_ the connection. He leaves the reader with an impression
  • that the Puritans are chargeable with a serious wound to the manners of
  • the nation in a point affecting the most awful of the household charities:
  • and he fails to perceive that for this whole charge his sole ground is--
  • that it would be very agreeable to him if he had a ground. Such is the
  • power of the _esprit de corps_ to palliate and recommend as colorable
  • the very weakest logic to a man of acknowledged learning and talent!--In
  • conclusion I must again disclaim any want of veneration and entire
  • affection for the Established Church: the very prejudices and injustice,
  • with which I tax the English clergy, have a generous origin: but it is
  • right to point the attention of historical students to their strength and
  • the effect which they have had. They have been indulged to excess; they
  • have disfigured the grandest page in English history; they have hid the
  • true descent and tradition of our constitutional history; and, by
  • impressing upon the literature of the country a false conception of the
  • patriotic party in and out of Parliament, they have stood in the way of a
  • great work,--a work which, according to my ideal of it, would be the most
  • useful that could just now be dedicated to the English public--viz. _a
  • philosophic record of the revolutions of English History_. The English
  • Constitution, as proclaimed and ratified in 1688-9, is in its kind, the
  • noblest work of the human mind working in conjunction with Time, and what
  • in such a case we may allowably call Providence. Of this _chef d'oeuvre_
  • of human wisdom it were desirable that we should have a proportionable
  • history: for such a history the great positive qualification would be a
  • philosophic mind: the great negative qualification would be this [which to
  • the established clergy may now be recommended as a fit subject for their
  • magnanimity]; viz. complete conquest over those prejudices which have
  • hitherto discolored the greatest era of patriotic virtue by contemplating
  • the great men of that era under their least happy aspect--namely, in
  • relation to the Established Church.
  • Now that I am on the subject of English History, I will notice one of the
  • thousand mis-statements of Hume's which becomes a memorable one from the
  • stress which he has laid upon it, and from the manner and situation in
  • which he has introduced it. Standing in the current of a narrative, it
  • would have merited a silent correction in an unpretending note: but it
  • occupies a much more assuming station; for it is introduced in a
  • philosophical essay; and being relied on for a particular purpose with the
  • most unqualified confidence, and being alleged in opposition to the very
  • highest authority [viz. the authority of an eminent person contemporary
  • with the fact] it must be looked on as involving a peremptory defiance to
  • all succeeding critics who might hesitate between the authority of Mr.
  • Hume at the distance of a century from the facts and Sir William Temple
  • speaking to them as a matter within his personal recollections. Sir
  • William Temple had represented himself as urging in a conversation with
  • Charles II., the hopelessness of any attempt on the part of an English
  • king to make himself a despotic and absolute monarch, except indeed
  • through the affections of his people. [5] This general thesis he had
  • supported by a variety of arguments; and, amongst the rest, he had
  • described himself as urging this--that even Cromwell had been unable to
  • establish himself in unlimited power, though supported by a military force
  • of _eighty thousand men_. Upon this Hume calls the reader's attention
  • to the extreme improbability which there must beforehand appear to be in
  • supposing that Sir W. Temple,--speaking of so recent a case, with so much
  • official knowledge of that case at his command, uncontradicted moreover by
  • the king whose side in the argument gave him an interest in contradicting
  • Sir William's statement, and whose means of information were paramount to
  • those of all others,--could under these circumstances be mistaken.
  • Doubtless, the reader will reply to Mr. Hume, the improbability _is_
  • extreme, and scarcely to be invalidated by any possible authority--which,
  • at best, must terminate in leaving an equilibrium of opposing evidence.
  • And yet, says Mr. Hume, Sir William was unquestionably wrong, and grossly
  • wrong: Cromwell never had an army at all approaching to the number of
  • eighty thousand. Now here is a sufficient proof that Hume had never read
  • Lord Clarendon's account of his own life: this book is not so common as
  • his 'History of the Rebellion;' and Hume had either not met with it, or
  • had neglected it. For, in the early part of this work, Lord Clarendon,
  • speaking of the army which was assembled on Blackheath to welcome the
  • return of Charles II., says that it amounted to fifty thousand men: and,
  • when it is remembered that this army was exclusive of the troops in
  • garrison--of the forces left by Monk in the North--and above all of the
  • entire army in Ireland,--it cannot be doubted that the whole would amount
  • to the number stated by Sir William Temple. Indeed Charles II. himself, in
  • the year 1678 [_i.e._ about four years after this conversation] as
  • Sir W. Temple elsewhere tells us, 'in six weeks' time raised an army of
  • twenty thousand men, the completest--and in all appearance the bravest
  • troops that could be any where seen, and might have raised many more; and
  • it was confessed by all the Foreign Ministers that no king in Christendom
  • could have made and completed such a levy as this appeared in such a
  • time.' William III. again, about eleven years afterwards, raised twenty-
  • three regiments with the same ease and in the same space of six weeks. It
  • may be objected indeed to such cases, as in fact it _was_ objected to
  • the case of William III. by Howlett in his sensible Examination of Dr.
  • Price's Essay on the Population of England, that, in an age when
  • manufactures were so little extended, it could ever have been difficult to
  • make such a levy of men--provided there were funds for paying and
  • equipping them. But, considering the extraordinary funds which were
  • disposable for this purpose in Ireland, &c. during the period of
  • Cromwell's Protectorate, we may very safely allow the combined authority
  • of Sir William Temple--of the king--and of that very prime minister who
  • disbanded Cromwell's army, to outweigh the single authority of Hume at the
  • distance of a century from the facts. Upon any question of fact, indeed,
  • Hume's authority is none at all.
  • FOOTNOTES.
  • [1] This is remarked by her editor and descendant Julius Hutchinson, who
  • adds some words to this effect--'that _if_ the patriot of that day
  • were the inventors of the maxim [_The king can do no wrong_], we are
  • much indebted to them.' The patriots certainly did not invent the maxim,
  • for they found it already current: but they gave it its new and
  • constitutional sense. I refer to the book, however, as I do to almost all
  • books in these notes, from memory; writing most of them in situations
  • where I have no access to books. By the way, Charles I., who used the
  • maxim in the most odious sense, furnished the most colorable excuse for
  • his own execution. He constantly maintained the irresponsibility of his
  • ministers: but, if that were conceded, it would then follow that the king
  • must be made responsible in his own person:--and that construction led of
  • necessity to his trial and death.
  • [2] Amongst these Mr. D'Israeli in one of the latter volumes of his
  • 'Curiosities of Literature' has dedicated a chapter or so to a formal
  • proof of this proposition. A reader who is familiar with the history of
  • that age comes to the chapter with a previous indignation, knowing what
  • sort of proof he has to expect. This indignation is not likely to be
  • mitigated by what he will there find. Because some one madman, fool, or
  • scoundrel makes a monstrous proposal--which dies of itself unsupported,
  • and is in violent contrast to all the acts and the temper of those times,
  • --this is to sully the character of the parliament and three-fourths of
  • the people of England. If this proposal had grown out of the spirit of the
  • age, that spirit would have produced many more proposals of the same
  • character and acts corresponding to them. Yet upon this one infamous
  • proposal, and two or three scandalous anecdotes from the libels of the
  • day, does the whole onus of Mr. D'Israeli's parallel depend. _Tantamne
  • rem tam negligenter?_--in the general character of an Englishman I have
  • a right to complain that so heavy an attack upon the honor of England and
  • her most virtuous patriots in her most virtuous age should be made with so
  • much levity: a charge so solemn in its matter should have been prosecuted
  • with a proportionate solemnity of manner. Mr. D'Israeli refers with just
  • applause to the opinions of Mr. Coleridge: I wish that he would have
  • allowed a little more weight to the striking passage in which that
  • gentleman contrasts the French revolution with the English revolution of
  • 1640-8. However, the general tone of honor and upright principle, which
  • marks Mr. D'Israeli's' work, encourages me and others to hope that he will
  • cancel the chapter--and not persist in wounding the honor of a great
  • people for the sake of a parallelism, which--even if it were true--is a
  • thousand times too slight and feebly supported to satisfy the most
  • accommodating reader.
  • [3] Sir William and his cousin Sir Hardress Waller, were both remarkable
  • men. Sir Hardress had no conscience at all; Sir William a very scrupulous
  • one; which, however, he was for ever tampering with--and generally
  • succeeded in reducing into compliance with his immediate interest. He was,
  • however, an accomplished gentleman: and as a man of talents worthy of the
  • highest admiration.
  • [4] Until after the year 1688, I do not remember ever to have found the
  • term Whig applied except to the religious characteristics of that party:
  • whatever reference it might have to their political distinctions was only
  • secondary and by implication.
  • [5] Sir William had quoted to Charles a saying from Gourville (a Frenchman
  • whom the king esteemed, and whom Sir William himself considered the only
  • foreigner he had ever known that understood England) to this effect: 'That
  • a king of England who will be the man of his people, is the greatest king
  • in the world; but, if he will be something more, by G-- he is nothing at
  • all.'
  • A PERIPATETIC PHILOSOPHER.
  • He was a man of very extraordinary genius. He has generally been treated
  • by those who have spoken of him in print as a madman. But this is a
  • mistake and must have been founded chiefly on the titles of his books. He
  • was a man of fervid mind and of sublime aspirations: but he was no madman;
  • or, if he was, then I say that it is so far desirable to be a madman. In
  • 1798 or 1799, when I must have been about thirteen years old, Walking
  • Stewart was in Bath--where my family at that time resided. He frequented
  • the pump-room, and I believe all public places--walking up and down, and
  • dispersing his philosophic opinions to the right and the left, like a
  • Grecian philosopher. The first time I saw him was at a concert in the
  • Upper Rooms; he was pointed out to me by one of my party as a very
  • eccentric man who had walked over the habitable globe. I remember that
  • Madame Mara was at that moment singing: and Walking Stewart, who was a
  • true lover of music (as I afterwards came to know), was hanging upon her
  • notes like a bee upon a jessamine flower. His countenance was striking,
  • and expressed the union of benignity with philosophic habits of thought.
  • In such health had his pedestrian exercises preserved him, connected with
  • his abstemious mode of living, that though he must at that time have been
  • considerably above forty, he did not look older than twenty-eight; at
  • least the face which remained upon my recollection for some years was that
  • of a young man. Nearly ten years afterwards I became acquainted with him.
  • During the interval I had picked up one of his works in Bristol,--viz. his
  • _Travels to discover the Source of Moral Motion_, the second volume
  • of which is entitled _The Apocalypse of Nature_. I had been greatly
  • impressed by the sound and original views which in the first volume he had
  • taken of the national characters throughout Europe. In particular he was
  • the first, and so far as I know the only writer who had noticed the
  • profound error of ascribing a phlegmatic character to the English nation.
  • 'English phlegm' is the constant expression of authors when contrasting
  • the English with the French. Now the truth is, that, beyond that of all
  • other nations, it has a substratum of profound passion: and, if we are to
  • recur to the old doctrine of temperaments, the English character must be
  • classed not under the _phlegmatic_ but under the _melancholic_
  • temperament; and the French under the _sanguine_. The character of a
  • nation may be judged of in this particular by examining its idiomatic
  • language. The French, in whom the lower forms of passion are constantly
  • bubbling up from the shallow and superficial character of their feelings,
  • have appropriated all the phrases of passion to the service of trivial and
  • ordinary life: and hence they have no language of passion for the service
  • of poetry or of occasions really demanding it: for it has been already
  • enfeebled by continual association with cases of an unimpassioned order.
  • But a character of deeper passion has a perpetual standard in itself, by
  • which as by an instinct it tries all cases, and rejects the language of
  • passion as disproportionate and ludicrous where it is not fully justified.
  • 'Ah Heavens!' or 'Oh my God!' are exclamations with us so exclusively
  • reserved for cases of profound interest,--that on hearing a woman even
  • (i.e. a person of the sex most easily excited) utter such words, we look
  • round expecting to see her child in some situation of danger. But, in
  • France, 'Ciel!' and 'Oh mon Dieu!' are uttered by every woman if a mouse
  • does but run across the floor. The ignorant and the thoughtless, however,
  • will continue to class the English character under the phlegmatic
  • temperament, whilst the philosopher will perceive that it is the exact
  • polar antithesis to a phlegmatic character. In this conclusion, though
  • otherwise expressed and illustrated, Walking Stewart's view of the English
  • character will be found to terminate: and his opinion is especially
  • valuable--first and chiefly, because he was a philosopher; secondly,
  • because his acquaintance with man civilized and uncivilized, under all
  • national distinctions, was absolutely unrivalled. Meantime, this and
  • others of his opinions were expressed in language that if literally
  • construed would often appear insane or absurd. The truth is, his long
  • intercourse with foreign nations had given something of a hybrid tincture
  • to his diction; in some of his works, for instance, he uses the French
  • word _helas!_ uniformly for the English _alas!_ and apparently with no
  • consciousness of his mistake. He had also this singularity about him
  • --that he was everlastingly metaphysicizing against metaphysics. To me,
  • who was buried in metaphysical reveries from my earliest days, this was
  • not likely to be an attraction any more than the vicious structure of his
  • diction was likely to please my scholarlike taste. All grounds of disgust,
  • however, gave way before my sense of his powerful merits; and, as I have
  • said, I sought his acquaintance. Coming up to London from Oxford about
  • 1807 or 1808 I made inquiries about him; and found that he usually read
  • the papers at a coffee-room in Piccadilly: understanding that he was poor,
  • it struck me that he might not wish to receive visits at his lodgings, and
  • therefore I sought him at the coffee-room. Here I took the liberty of
  • introducing myself to him. He received me courteously, and invited me to
  • his rooms--which at that time were in Sherrard-street, Golden-square--a
  • street already memorable to me. I was much struck with the eloquence of
  • his conversation; and afterwards I found that Mr. Wordsworth, himself the
  • most eloquent of men in conversation, had been equally struck when he had
  • met him at Paris between the years 1790 and 1792, during the early storms
  • of the French revolution. In Sherrard-street I visited him repeatedly, and
  • took notes of the conversations I had with him on various subjects. These
  • I must have somewhere or other; and I wish I could introduce them here, as
  • they would interest the reader. Occasionally in these conversations, as in
  • his books, he introduced a few notices of his private history: in
  • particular I remember his telling me that in the East Indies he had been a
  • prisoner of Hyder's: that he had escaped with some difficulty; and that,
  • in the service of one of the native princes as secretary or interpreter,
  • he had accumulated a small fortune. This must have been too small, I fear,
  • at that time to allow him even a philosopher's comforts: for some part of
  • it, invested in the French funds, had been confiscated. I was grieved to
  • see a man of so much ability, of gentlemanly manners, and refined habits,
  • and with the infirmity of deafness, suffering under such obvious
  • privations; and I once took the liberty, on a fit occasion presenting
  • itself, of requesting that he would allow me to send him some books which
  • he had been casually regretting that he did not possess; for I was at that
  • time in the hey-day of my worldly prosperity. This offer, however, he
  • declined with firmness and dignity, though not unkindly. And I now mention
  • it, because I have seen him charged in print with a selfish regard to his
  • own pecuniary interest. On the contrary, he appeared to me a very liberal
  • and generous man: and I well remember that, whilst he refused to accept of
  • any thing from me, he compelled me to receive as presents all the books
  • which he published during my acquaintance with him: two of these,
  • corrected with his own hand, viz. the Lyre of Apollo and the Sophiometer,
  • I have lately found amongst other books left in London; and others he
  • forwarded to me in Westmoreland. In 1809 I saw him often: in the spring of
  • that year, I happened to be in London; and Mr. Wordsworth's tract on the
  • Convention of Cintra being at that time in the printer's hands, I
  • superintended the publication of it; and, at Mr. Wordsworth's request, I
  • added a long note on Spanish affairs which is printed in the Appendix. The
  • opinions I expressed in this note on the Spanish character at that time
  • much calumniated, on the retreat to Corunna then fresh in the public mind,
  • above all, the contempt I expressed for the superstition in respect to the
  • French military prowess which was then universal and at its height, and
  • which gave way in fact only to the campaigns of 1814 and 1815, fell in, as
  • it happened, with Mr. Stewart's political creed in those points where at
  • that time it met with most opposition. In 1812 it was, I think, that I saw
  • him for the last time: and by the way, on the day of my parting with him,
  • I had an amusing proof in my own experience of that sort of ubiquity
  • ascribed to him by a witty writer in the London Magazine: I met him and
  • shook hands with him under Somerset-house, telling him that I should leave
  • town that evening for Westmoreland. Thence I went by the very shortest
  • road (_i.e._ through Moor-street, Soho--for I am learned in many
  • quarters of London) towards a point which necessarily led me through
  • Tottenham-court-road: I stopped nowhere, and walked fast: yet so it was
  • that in Tottenham-court-road I was not overtaken by (_that_ was
  • comprehensible), but overtook, Walking Stewart. Certainly, as the above
  • writer alleges, there must have been three Walking Stewarts in London. He
  • seemed no ways surprised at this himself, but explained to me that
  • somewhere or other in the neighborhood of Tottenham-court-road there was a
  • little theatre, at which there was dancing and occasionally good singing,
  • between which and a neighboring coffee-house he sometimes divided his
  • evenings. Singing, it seems, he could hear in spite of his deafness. In
  • this street I took my final leave of him; it turned out such; and,
  • anticipating at the time that it would be so, I looked after his white hat
  • at the moment it was disappearing and exclaimed--'Farewell, thou half-
  • crazy and most eloquent man! I shall never see thy face again.' I did not
  • intend, at that moment, to visit London again for some years: as it
  • happened, I was there for a short time in 1814: and then I heard, to my
  • great satisfaction, that Walking Stewart had recovered a considerable sum
  • (about 14,000 pounds I believe) from the East India Company; and from the
  • abstract given in the London Magazine of the Memoir by his relation, I
  • have since learned that he applied this money most wisely to the purchase
  • of an annuity, and that he 'persisted in living' too long for the peace of
  • an annuity office. So fare all companies East and West, and all annuity
  • offices, that stand opposed in interest to philosophers! In 1814, however,
  • to my great regret, I did not see him; for I was then taking a great deal
  • of opium, and never could contrive to issue to the light of day soon
  • enough for a morning call upon a philosopher of such early hours; and in
  • the evening I concluded that he would be generally abroad, from what he
  • had formerly communicated to me of his own habits. It seems, however, that
  • he afterwards held _conversaziones_ at his own rooms; and did not
  • stir out to theatres quite so much. From a brother of mine, who at one
  • time occupied rooms in the same house with him, I learned that in other
  • respects he did not deviate in his prosperity from the philosophic tenor
  • of his former life. He abated nothing of his peripatetic exercises; and
  • repaired duly in the morning, as he had done in former years, to St.
  • James's Park,--where he sate in contemplative ease amongst the cows,
  • inhaling their balmy breath and pursuing his philosophic reveries. He had
  • also purchased an organ, or more than one, with which he solaced his
  • solitude and beguiled himself of uneasy thoughts if he ever had any.
  • The works of Walking Stewart must be read with some indulgence; the titles
  • are generally too lofty and pretending and somewhat extravagant; the
  • composition is lax and unprecise, as I have before said; and the doctrines
  • are occasionally very bold, incautiously stated, and too hardy and high-
  • toned for the nervous effeminacy of many modern moralists. But Walking
  • Stewart was a man who thought nobly of human nature: he wrote therefore at
  • times in the spirit and with the indignation of an ancient prophet against
  • the oppressors and destroyers of the time. In particular I remember that
  • in one or more of the pamphlets which I received from him at Grasmere he
  • expressed himself in such terms on the subject of Tyrannicide
  • (distinguishing the cases in which it was and was not lawful) as seemed to
  • Mr. Wordsworth and myself every way worthy of a philosopher; but, from the
  • way in which that subject was treated in the House of Commons, where it
  • was at that time occasionally introduced, it was plain that his doctrine
  • was not fitted for the luxurious and relaxed morals of the age. Like all
  • men who think nobly of human nature, Walking Stewart thought of it
  • hopefully. In some respects his hopes were wisely grounded; in others they
  • rested too much upon certain metaphysical speculations which are
  • untenable, and which satisfied himself only because his researches in that
  • track had been purely self-originated and self-disciplined. He relied upon
  • his own native strength of mind; but in questions, which the wisdom and
  • philosophy of every age building successively upon each other have not
  • been able to settle, no mind, however strong, is entitled to build wholly
  • upon itself. In many things he shocked the religious sense--especially as
  • it exists in unphilosophic minds; he held a sort of rude and unscientific
  • Spinosism; and he expressed it coarsely and in the way most likely to give
  • offence. And indeed there can be no stronger proof of the utter obscurity
  • in which his works have slumbered than that they should all have escaped
  • prosecution. He also allowed himself to look too lightly and indulgently
  • on the afflicting spectacle of female prostitution as it exists in London
  • and in all great cities. This was the only point on which I was disposed
  • to quarrel with him; for I could not but view it as a greater reproach to
  • human nature than the slave-trade or any sight of wretchedness that the
  • sun looks down upon. I often told him so; and that I was at a loss to
  • guess how a philosopher could allow himself to view it simply as part of
  • the equipage of civil life, and as reasonably making part of the
  • establishment and furniture of a great city as police-offices, lamp-
  • lighting, or newspapers. Waiving however this one instance of something
  • like compliance with the brutal spirit of the world, on all other subjects
  • he was eminently unworldly, child-like, simple-minded, and upright. He
  • would flatter no man: even when addressing nations, it is almost laughable
  • to see how invariably he prefaces his counsels with such plain truths
  • uttered in a manner so offensive as must have defeated his purpose if it
  • had otherwise any chance of being accomplished. For instance, in
  • addressing America, he begins thus:--'People of America! since your
  • separation from the mother-country your moral character has degenerated in
  • the energy of thought and sense; produced by the absence of your
  • association and intercourse with British officers and merchants: you have
  • no moral discernment to distinguish between the protective power of
  • England and the destructive power of France.' And his letter to the Irish
  • nation opens in this agreeable and conciliatory manner:--'People of
  • Ireland! I address you as a true philosopher of nature, foreseeing the
  • perpetual misery your irreflective character and total absence of moral
  • discernment are preparing for' &c. The second sentence begins thus--'You
  • are sacrilegiously arresting the arm of your parent kingdom fighting the
  • cause of man and nature, when the triumph of the fiend of French police-
  • terror would be your own instant extirpation--.' And the letter closes
  • thus:--'I see but one awful alternative--that Ireland will be a perpetual
  • moral volcano, threatening the destruction of the world, if the education
  • and instruction of thought and sense shall not be able to generate the
  • faculty of moral discernment among a very numerous class of the
  • population, who detest the civic calm as sailors the natural calm--and
  • make civic rights on which they cannot reason a pretext for feuds which
  • they delight in.' As he spoke freely and boldly to others, so he spoke
  • loftily of himself: at p. 313, of 'The Harp of Apollo,' on making a
  • comparison of himself with Socrates (in which he naturally gives the
  • preference to himself) he styles 'The Harp,' &c., 'this unparalleled work
  • of human energy.' At p. 315, he calls it 'this stupendous work;' and lower
  • down on the same page he says--'I was turned out of school at the age of
  • fifteen for a dunce or blockhead, because I would not stuff into my memory
  • all the nonsense of erudition and learning; and if future ages should
  • discover the unparalleled energies of genius in this work, it will prove
  • my most important doctrine--that the powers of the human mind must be
  • developed in the education of thought and sense in the study of moral
  • opinion, not arts and science.' Again, at p. 225 of his Sophiometer, he
  • says:--'The paramount thought that dwells in my mind incessantly is a
  • question I put to myself--whether, in the event of my personal dissolution
  • by death, I have communicated all the discoveries my unique mind possesses
  • in the great master-science of man and nature.' In the next page he
  • determines that he _has_, with the exception of one truth,--viz. 'the
  • latent energy, physical and moral, of human nature as existing in the
  • British people.' But here he was surely accusing himself without ground:
  • for to my knowledge he has not failed in any one of his numerous works to
  • insist upon this theme at least a billion of times. Another instance of
  • his magnificent self-estimation is--that in the title pages of several of
  • his works he announces himself as 'John Stewart, the only man of nature
  • [1] that ever appeared in the world.'
  • By this time I am afraid the reader begins to suspect that he was crazy:
  • and certainly, when I consider every thing, he must have been crazy when
  • the wind was at NNE; for who but Walking Stewart ever dated his books by a
  • computation drawn--not from the creation, not from the flood, not from
  • Nabonassar, or _ab urbe condita_, not from the Hegira--but from
  • themselves, from their own day of publication, as constituting the one
  • great era in the history of man by the side of which all other eras were
  • frivolous and impertinent? Thus, in a work of his given to me in 1812 and
  • probably published in that year, I find him incidentally recording of
  • himself that he was at that time 'arrived at the age of sixty-three, with
  • a firm state of health acquired by temperance, and a peace of mind almost
  • independent of the vices of mankind--because my knowledge of life has
  • enabled me to place my happiness beyond the reach or contact of other
  • men's follies and passions, by avoiding all family connections, and all
  • ambitious pursuits of profit, fame, or power.' On reading this passage I
  • was anxious to ascertain its date; but this, on turning to the title page,
  • I found thus mysteriously expressed: 'in the 7000th year of Astronomical
  • History, and the first day of Intellectual Life or Moral World, from the
  • era of this work.' Another slight indication of craziness appeared in a
  • notion which obstinately haunted his mind that all the kings and rulers of
  • the earth would confederate in every age against his works, and would hunt
  • them out for extermination as keenly as Herod did the innocents in
  • Bethlehem. On this consideration, fearing that they might be intercepted
  • by the long arms of these wicked princes before they could reach that
  • remote Stewartian man or his precursor to whom they were mainly addressed,
  • he recommended to all those who might be impressed with a sense of their
  • importance to bury a copy or copies of each work properly secured from
  • damp, &c. at a depth of seven or eight feet below the surface of the
  • earth; and on their death-beds to communicate the knowledge of this fact
  • to some confidential friends, who in their turn were to send down the
  • tradition to some discreet persons of the next generation; and thus, if
  • the truth was not to be dispersed for many ages, yet the knowledge that
  • here and there the truth lay buried on this and that continent, in secret
  • spots on Mount Caucasus--in the sands of Biledulgerid--and in hiding-
  • places amongst the forests of America, and was to rise again in some
  • distant age and to vegetate and fructify for the universal benefit of
  • man,--this knowledge at least was to be whispered down from generation to
  • generation; and, in defiance of a myriad of kings crusading against him,
  • Walking Stewart was to stretch out the influence of his writings through a
  • long series of [Greek: _lampadophoroi_] to that child of nature whom
  • he saw dimly through a vista of many centuries. If this were madness, it
  • seemed to me a somewhat sublime madness: and I assured him of my co-
  • operation against the kings, promising that I would bury 'The Harp of
  • Apollo' in my own orchard in Grasmere at the foot of Mount Fairfield; that
  • I would bury 'The Apocalypse of Nature' in one of the coves of Helvellyn,
  • and several other works in several other places best known to myself. He
  • accepted my offer with gratitude; but he then made known to me that he
  • relied on my assistance for a still more important service--which was
  • this: in the lapse of that vast number of ages which would probably
  • intervene between the present period and the period at which his works
  • would have reached their destination, he feared that the English language
  • might itself have mouldered away. 'No!' I said, '_that_ was not probable:
  • considering its extensive diffusion, and that it was now transplanted into
  • all the continents of our planet, I would back the English language
  • against any other on earth.' His own persuasion however was, that the
  • Latin was destined to survive all other languages; it was to be the
  • eternal as well as the universal language; and his desire was that
  • I would translate his works, or some part of them, into that language. [2]
  • This I promised; and I seriously designed at some leisure hour to
  • translate into Latin a selection of passages which should embody an
  • abstract of his philosophy. This would have been doing a service to all
  • those who might wish to see a digest of his peculiar opinions cleared from
  • the perplexities of his peculiar diction and brought into a narrow compass
  • from the great number of volumes through which they are at present
  • dispersed. However, like many another plan of mine, it went unexecuted.
  • On the whole, if Walking Stewart were at all crazy, he was so in a way
  • which did not affect his natural genius and eloquence--but rather exalted
  • them. The old maxim, indeed, that 'Great wits to madness sure are near
  • allied,' the maxim of Dryden and the popular maxim, I have heard disputed
  • by Mr. Coleridge and Mr. Wordsworth, who maintain that mad people are the
  • dullest and most wearisome of all people. As a body, I believe they are
  • so. But I must dissent from the authority of Messrs. Coleridge and
  • Wordsworth so far as to distinguish. Where madness is connected, as it
  • often is, with some miserable derangement of the stomach, liver, &c. and
  • attacks the principle of pleasurable life, which is manifestly seated in
  • the central organs of the body (i.e. in the stomach and the apparatus
  • connected with it), there it cannot but lead to perpetual suffering and
  • distraction of thought; and there the patient will be often tedious and
  • incoherent. People who have not suffered from any great disturbance in
  • those organs are little aware how indispensable to the process of thinking
  • are the momentary influxes of pleasurable feeling from the regular goings
  • on of life in its primary function; in fact, until the pleasure is
  • withdrawn or obscured, most people are not aware that they _have_ any
  • pleasure from the due action of the great central machinery of the system:
  • proceeding in uninterrupted continuance, the pleasure as much escapes the
  • consciousness as the act of respiration: a child, in the happiest state of
  • its existence, does not _know_ that it is happy. And generally whatsoever
  • is the level state of the hourly feeling is never put down by the
  • unthinking (_i.e._ by 99 out of 100) to the account of happiness: it is
  • never put down with the positive sign, as equal to + x; but simply
  • as = 0. And men first become aware that it _was_ a positive quantity,
  • when they have lost it (_i.e._ fallen into--x). Meantime the genial
  • pleasure from the vital processes, though not represented to the
  • consciousness, is _immanent_ in every act--impulse--motion--word--and
  • thought: and a philosopher sees that the idiots are in a state of
  • pleasure, though they cannot see it themselves. Now I say that, where this
  • principle of pleasure is not attached, madness is often little more than
  • an enthusiasm highly exalted; the animal spirits are exuberant and in
  • excess; and the madman becomes, if he be otherwise a man of ability and
  • information, all the better as a companion. I have met with several such
  • madmen; and I appeal to my brilliant friend, Professor W----, who is not a
  • man to tolerate dulness in any quarter, and is himself the ideal of a
  • delightful companion, whether he ever met a more amusing person than that
  • madman who took a post-chaise with us from ---- to Carlisle, long years
  • ago, when he and I were hastening with the speed of fugitive felons to
  • catch the Edinburgh mail. His fancy and his extravagance, and his furious
  • attacks on Sir Isaac Newton, like Plato's suppers, refreshed us not only
  • for that day but whenever they recurred to us; and we were both grieved
  • when we heard some time afterwards from a Cambridge man that he had met
  • our clever friend in a stage coach under the care of a brutal keeper.----
  • Such a madness, if any, was the madness of Walking Stewart: his health was
  • perfect; his spirits as light and ebullient as the spirits of a bird in
  • spring-time; and his mind unagitated by painful thoughts, and at peace
  • with itself. Hence, if he was not an amusing companion, it was because the
  • philosophic direction of his thoughts made him something more. Of
  • anecdotes and matters of fact he was not communicative: of all that he had
  • seen in the vast compass of his travels he never availed himself in
  • conversation. I do not remember at this moment that he ever once alluded
  • to his own travels in his intercourse with me except for the purpose of
  • weighing down by a statement grounded on his own great personal experience
  • an opposite statement of many hasty and misjudging travellers which he
  • thought injurious to human nature: the statement was this, that in all his
  • countless rencontres with uncivilized tribes, he had never met with any so
  • ferocious and brutal as to attack an unarmed and defenceless man who was
  • able to make them understand that he threw himself upon their hospitality
  • and forbearance.
  • On the whole, Walking Stewart was a sublime visionary: he had seen and
  • suffered much amongst men; yet not too much, or so as to dull the genial
  • tone of his sympathy with the sufferings of others. His mind was a mirror
  • of the sentient universe.--The whole mighty vision that had fleeted before
  • his eyes in this world,--the armies of Hyder-Ali and his son with oriental
  • and barbaric pageantry,--the civic grandeur of England, the great deserts
  • of Asia and America,--the vast capitals of Europe,--London with its
  • eternal agitations, the ceaseless ebb and flow of its 'mighty heart,'--
  • Paris shaken by the fierce torments of revolutionary convulsions, the
  • silence of Lapland, and the solitary forests of Canada, with the swarming
  • life of the torrid zone, together with innumerable recollections of
  • individual joy and sorrow, that he had participated by sympathy--lay like
  • a map beneath him, as if eternally co-present to his view; so that, in the
  • contemplation of the prodigious whole, he had no leisure to separate the
  • parts, or occupy his mind with details. Hence came the monotony which the
  • frivolous and the desultory would have found in his conversation. I,
  • however, who am perhaps the person best qualified to speak of him, must
  • pronounce him to have been a man of great genius; and, with reference to
  • his conversation, of great eloquence. That these were not better known and
  • acknowledged was owing to two disadvantages; one grounded in his imperfect
  • education, the other in the peculiar structure of his mind. The first was
  • this: like the late Mr. Shelley he had a fine vague enthusiasm and lofty
  • aspirations in connection with human nature generally and its hopes; and
  • like him he strove to give steadiness, a uniform direction, and an
  • intelligible purpose to these feelings, by fitting to them a scheme of
  • philosophical opinions. But unfortunately the philosophic system of both
  • was so far from supporting their own views and the cravings of their own
  • enthusiasm, that, as in some points it was baseless, incoherent, or
  • unintelligible, so in others it tended to moral results, from which, if
  • they had foreseen them, they would have been themselves the first to
  • shrink as contradictory to the very purposes in which their system had
  • originated. Hence, in maintaining their own system they both found
  • themselves painfully entangled at times with tenets pernicious and
  • degrading to human nature. These were the inevitable consequences of the
  • [Greek: _proton pheudos_] in their speculations; but were naturally
  • charged upon them by those who looked carelessly into their books as
  • opinions which not only for the sake of consistency they thought
  • themselves bound to endure, but to which they gave the full weight of
  • their sanction and patronage as to so many moving principles in their
  • system. The other disadvantage under which Walking Stewart labored, was
  • this: he was a man of genius, but not a man of talents; at least his
  • genius was out of all proportion to his talents, and wanted an organ as it
  • were for manifesting itself; so that his most original thoughts were
  • delivered in a crude state--imperfect, obscure, half developed, and not
  • producible to a popular audience. He was aware of this himself; and,
  • though he claims everywhere the faculty of profound intuition into human
  • nature, yet with equal candor he accuses himself of asinine stupidity,
  • dulness, and want of talent. He was a disproportioned intellect, and so
  • far a monster: and he must be added to the long list of original-minded
  • men who have been looked down upon with pity and contempt by commonplace
  • men of talent, whose powers of mind--though a thousand times inferior--
  • were yet more manageable, and ran in channels more suited to common uses
  • and common understandings.
  • FOOTNOTES
  • [1] In Bath, he was surnamed 'the Child of Nature;'--which arose from his
  • contrasting on every occasion the existing man of our present experience
  • with the ideal or Stewartian man that might be expected to emerge in some
  • myriads of ages; to which latter man he gave the name of the Child of
  • Nature.
  • [2] I was not aware until the moment of writing this passage that Walking
  • Stewart had publicly made this request three years after making it to
  • myself: opening the 'Harp of Apollo,' I have just now accidentally
  • stumbled on the following passage, 'This Stupendous work is destined, I
  • fear, to meet a worse fate than the Aloe, which as soon as it blossoms
  • loses its stalk. This first blossom of reason is threatened with the loss
  • of both its stalk and its soil: for, if the revolutionary tyrant should
  • triumph, he would destroy all the English books and energies of thought. I
  • conjure my readers to translate this work into Latin, and to bury it in
  • the ground, communicating on their death-beds only its place of
  • concealment to men of nature.'
  • From the title page of this work, by the way, I learn that 'the 7000th
  • year of Astronomical History' is taken from the Chinese tables, and
  • coincides (as I had supposed) with the year 1812 of our computation.
  • ON SUICIDE.
  • It is a remarkable proof of the inaccuracy with which most men read--that
  • Donne's _Biathanatos_ has been supposed to countenance Suicide; and
  • those who reverence his name have thought themselves obliged to apologize
  • for it by urging, that it was written before he entered the church. But
  • Donne's purpose in this treatise was a pious one: many authors had charged
  • the martyrs of the Christian church with Suicide--on the principle that if
  • I put myself in the way of a mad bull, knowing that he will kill me--I am
  • as much chargeable with an act of self-destruction as if I fling myself
  • into a river. Several casuists had extended this principle even to the
  • case of Jesus Christ: one instance of which, in a modern author, the
  • reader may see noticed and condemned by Kant, in his _Religion innerhalb
  • die gronzen der blossen Vernunft_; and another of much earlier date (as
  • far back as the 13th century, I think), in a commoner book--Voltaire's
  • notes on the little treatise of Beccaria, _Dei delitti e delle pene_.
  • These statements tended to one of two results: either they unsanctified
  • the characters of those who founded and nursed the Christian church; or
  • they sanctified suicide. By way of meeting them, Donne wrote his book: and
  • as the whole argument of his opponents turned upon a false definition of
  • suicide (not explicitly stated, but assumed), he endeavored to
  • reconstitute the notion of what is essential to create an act of suicide.
  • Simply to kill a man is not murder: _prima facie_, therefore, there
  • is some sort of presumption that simply for a man to kill himself--may not
  • always be so: there is such a thing as simple homicide distinct from
  • murder: there may, therefore, possibly be such a thing as self-homicide
  • distinct from self-murder. There _may_ be a ground for such a distinction,
  • _ex analogia_. But, secondly, on examination, _is_ there any ground for
  • such a distinction? Donne affirms that there is; and, reviewing several
  • eminent cases of spontaneous martyrdom, he endeavors to show that acts so
  • motived and so circumstantiated will not come within the notion of suicide
  • properly defined. Meantime, may not this tend to the encouragement of
  • suicide in general, and without discrimination of its species? No: Donne's
  • arguments have no prospective reference or application; they are purely
  • retrospective. The circumstances necessary to create an act of mere self-
  • homicide can rarely concur, except in a state of disordered society, and
  • during the _cardinal_ revolutions of human history: where, however, they
  • _do_ concur, there it will not be suicide. In fact, this is the natural
  • and practical judgment of us all. We do not all agree on the particular
  • cases which will justify self-destruction: but we all feel and
  • involuntarily acknowledge (_implicitly_ acknowledge in our admiration,
  • though not explicitly in our words or in our principles), that there _are_
  • such cases. There is no man, who in his heart would not reverence a woman
  • that chose to die rather than to be dishonored: and, if we do not say,
  • that it is her duty to do so, _that_ is because the moralist must
  • condescend to the weakness and infirmities of human nature: mean and
  • ignoble natures must not be taxed up to the level of noble ones. Again,
  • with regard to the other sex, corporal punishment is its peculiar and
  • _sexual_ degradation; and if ever the distinction of Donne can be applied
  • safely to any case, it will be to the case of him who chooses to die
  • rather than to submit to that ignominy. _At present_, however, there is
  • but a dim and very confined sense, even amongst enlightened men (as we may
  • see by the debates of Parliament), of the injury which is done to human
  • nature by giving legal sanction to such brutalizing acts; and therefore
  • most men, in seeking to escape it, would be merely shrinking from a
  • _personal_ dishonor. Corporal punishment is usually argued with a single
  • reference to the case of him who suffers it; and _so_ argued, God knows
  • that it is worthy of all abhorrence: but the weightiest argument against
  • it--is the foul indignity which is offered to our common nature lodged in
  • the person of him on whom it is inflicted. _His_ nature is _our_ nature:
  • and, supposing it possible that _he_ were so far degraded as to be
  • unsusceptible of any influences but those which address him through the
  • brutal part of his nature, yet for the sake of ourselves--No! not merely
  • for ourselves, or for the human race now existing, but for the sake of
  • human nature, which trancends all existing participators of that nature--
  • we should remember that the evil of corporal punishment is not to be
  • measured by the poor transitory criminal, whose memory and offence are
  • soon to perish: these, in the sum of things, are as nothing: the injury
  • which can be done him, and the injury which he can do, have so momentary
  • an existence that they may be safely neglected: but the abiding injury is
  • to the most august interest which for the mind of man can have any
  • existence,--viz. to his own nature: to raise and dignify which, I am
  • persuaded, is the first--last--and holiest command [1] which the
  • conscience imposes on the philosophic moralist. In countries, where the
  • traveller has the pain of seeing human creatures performing the labors of
  • brutes, [2]--surely the sorrow which the spectacle moves, if a wise
  • sorrow, will not be chiefly directed to the poor degraded individual--too
  • deeply degraded, probably, to be sensible of his own degradation, but to
  • the reflection that man's nature is thus exhibited in a state of miserable
  • abasement; and, what is worst of all, abasement proceeding from man
  • himself. Now, whenever this view of corporal punishment becomes general
  • (as inevitably it will, under the influence of advancing civilization), I
  • say, that Donne's principle will then become applicable to this case, and
  • it will be the duty of a man to die rather than to suffer his own nature
  • to be dishonored in that way. But so long as a man is not fully sensible
  • of the dishonor, to him the dishonor, except as a personal one, does not
  • wholly exist. In general, whenever a paramount interest of human nature is
  • at stake, a suicide which maintains that interest is self-homicide: but,
  • for a personal interest, it becomes self-murder. And into this principle
  • Donne's may be resolved.
  • * * * * *
  • A doubt has been raised--whether brute animals ever commit suicide: to me
  • it is obvious that they do not, and cannot. Some years ago, however, there
  • was a case reported in all the newspapers of an old ram who committed
  • suicide (as it was alleged) in the presence of many witnesses. Not having
  • any pistols or razors, he ran for a short distance, in order to aid the
  • impetus of his descent, and leaped over a precipice, at the foot of which
  • he was dashed to pieces. His motive to the 'rash act,' as the papers
  • called it, was supposed to be mere taedium vitae. But, for my part, I
  • doubted the accuracy of the report. Not long after a case occurred in
  • Westmoreland which strengthened my doubts. A fine young blood horse, who
  • could have no possible reason for making away with himself, unless it were
  • the high price of oats at that time, was found one morning dead in his
  • field. The case was certainly a suspicious one: for he was lying by the
  • side of a stone-wall, the upper part of which wall his skull had
  • fractured, and which had returned the compliment by fracturing his skull.
  • It was argued, therefore, that in default of ponds, &c. he had
  • deliberately hammered with his head against the wall; this, at first,
  • seemed the only solution; and he was generally pronounced _felo de
  • se_. However, a day or two brought the truth to light. The field lay
  • upon the side of a hill: and, from a mountain which rose above it, a
  • shepherd had witnessed the whole catastrophe, and gave evidence which
  • vindicated the character of the horse. The day had been very windy; and
  • the young creature being in high spirits, and, caring evidently as little
  • for the corn question as for the bullion question, had raced about in all
  • directions; and at length, descending too steep a part of the field, had
  • been unable to check himself, and was projected by the impetus of his own
  • descent like a battering ram against the wall.
  • Of human suicides, the most affecting I have ever seen recorded is one
  • which I met with in a German book: the most calm and deliberate is the
  • following, which is _said_ to have occurred at Keswick, in Cumberland: but
  • I must acknowledge, that I never had an opportunity, whilst staying at
  • Keswick, of verifying the statement. A young man of studious turn, who is
  • said to have resided near Penrith, was anxious to qualify himself for
  • entering the church, or for any other mode of life which might secure to
  • him a reasonable portion of literary leisure. His family, however, thought
  • that under the circumstances of his situation he would have a better
  • chance for success in life as a tradesman; and they took the necessary
  • steps for placing him as an apprentice at some shopkeeper's in Penrith.
  • This he looked upon as an indignity, to which he was determined in no case
  • to submit. And accordingly, when he had ascertained that all opposition to
  • the choice of his friends was useless, he walked over to the mountainous
  • district of Keswick (about sixteen miles distant)--looked about him in
  • order to select his ground--cooly walked up Lattrig (a dependency of
  • Skiddaw)--made a pillow of sods--laid himself down with his face looking
  • up to the sky--and in that posture was found dead, with the appearance of
  • having died tranquilly.
  • FOOTNOTES
  • [1] On which account, I am the more struck by the ignoble argument of
  • those statesmen who have contended in the House of Commons that such and
  • such classes of men in this nation are not accessible to any loftier
  • influences. Supposing that there were any truth in this assertion, which
  • is a libel not on this nation only, but on man in general,--surely it is
  • the duty of lawgivers not to perpetuate by their institutions the evil
  • which they find, but to presume and gradually to create a better spirit.
  • [2] Of which degradation, let it never be forgotten that France but thirty
  • years ago presented as shocking cases as any country, even where slavery
  • is tolerated. An eye-witness to the fact, who has since published it in
  • print, told me, that in France, before the revolution, he had repeatedly
  • seen a woman yoked with an ass to the plough; and the brutal ploughman
  • applying his whip indifferently to either. English people, to whom I have
  • occasionally mentioned this as an exponent of the hollow refinement of
  • manners in France, have uniformly exclaimed--'_That_ is more than I
  • can believe;' and have taken it for granted that I had my information from
  • some prejudiced Englishman. But who was my informer? A Frenchman, reader,
  • --M. Simond; and though now by adoption an American citizen, yet still
  • French in his heart and in all his prejudices.
  • SUPERFICIAL KNOWLEDGE.
  • It is asserted that this is the age of Superficial Knowledge; and amongst
  • the proofs of this assertion we find Encyclopaedias and other popular
  • abstracts of knowledge particularly insisted on. But in this notion and
  • its alleged proofs there is equal error--wherever there is much diffusion
  • of knowledge, there must be a good deal of superficiality: prodigious
  • _extension_ implies a due proportion of weak _intension_; a sea-like
  • expansion of knowledge will cover large shallows as well as large
  • depths. But in that quarter in which it is superficially cultivated the
  • intellect of this age is properly opposed in any just comparison to an
  • intellect without any culture at all:--leaving the deep soils out of the
  • comparison, the shallow ones of the present day would in any preceding one
  • have been barren wastes. Of this our modern encyclopedias are the best
  • proof. For whom are they designed, and by whom used?--By those who in a
  • former age would have gone to the fountain heads? No, but by those who in
  • any age preceding the present would have drunk at no waters at all.
  • Encyclopedias are the growth of the last hundred years; not because those
  • who were formerly students of higher learning have descended, but because
  • those who were below encyclopaedias have ascended. The greatness of the
  • ascent is marked by the style in which the more recent encyclopaedias are
  • executed: at first they were mere abstracts of existing books--well or ill
  • executed: at present they contain many _original_ articles of great
  • merit. As in the periodical literature of the age, so in the
  • encyclopaedias it has become a matter of ambition with the publishers to
  • retain the most eminent writers in each several department. And hence it
  • is that our encyclopaedias now display one characteristic of this age--the
  • very opposite of superficiality (and which on other grounds we are well
  • assured of)--viz. its tendency in science, no less than in other
  • applications of industry, to extreme subdivision. In all the employments
  • which are dependent in any degree upon the political economy of nations,
  • this tendency is too obvious to have been overlooked. Accordingly it has
  • long been noticed for congratulation in manufactures and the useful arts--
  • and for censure in the learned professions. We have now, it is alleged, no
  • great and comprehensive lawyers like Coke: and the study of medicine is
  • subdividing itself into a distinct ministry (as it were) not merely upon
  • the several organs of the body (oculists, aurists, dentists,
  • cheiropodists, &c.) but almost upon the several diseases of the same
  • organ: one man is distinguished for the treatment of liver complaints of
  • one class--a second for those of another class; one man for asthma--
  • another for phthisis; and so on. As to the law, the evil (if it be one)
  • lies in the complex state of society which of necessity makes the laws
  • complex: law itself is become unwieldy and beyond the grasp of one man's
  • term of life and possible range of experience: and will never again come
  • within them. With respect to medicine, the case is no evil but a great
  • benefit--so long as the subdividing principle does not descend too low to
  • allow of a perpetual re-ascent into the generalizing principle (the
  • [Greek: _to_] commune) which secures the unity of the science. In
  • ancient times all the evil of such a subdivision was no doubt realized in
  • Egypt: for there a distinct body of professors took charge of each organ
  • of the body, not (as we may be assured) from any progress of the science
  • outgrowing the time and attention of the general professor, but simply
  • from an ignorance of the organic structure of the human body and the
  • reciprocal action of the whole upon each part and the parts upon the
  • whole; an ignorance of the same kind which has led sailors seriously (and
  • not merely, as may sometimes have happened, by way of joke) to reserve one
  • ulcerated leg to their own management, whilst the other was given up to
  • the management of the surgeon. With respect to law and medicine then, the
  • difference between ourselves and our ancestors is not subjective but
  • objective; not, _i.e._ in our faculties who study them, but in the
  • things themselves which are the objects of study: not we (the students)
  • are grown less, but they (the studies) are grown bigger;--and that our
  • ancestors did not subdivide as much as we do--was something of their luck,
  • but no part of their merit. Simply as subdividers therefore to the extent
  • which now prevails, we are less superficial than any former age. In all
  • parts of science the same principle of subdivision holds: here therefore,
  • no less than in those parts of knowledge which are the subjects of
  • distinct civil professions, we are of necessity more profound than our
  • ancestors; but, for the same reason, less comprehensive than they. Is it
  • better to be a profound student, or a comprehensive one? In some degree
  • this must depend upon the direction of the studies: but generally, I
  • think, it is better for the interests of knowledge that the scholar should
  • aim at profundity, and better for the interests of the individual that he
  • should aim at comprehensiveness. A due balance and equilibrium of the mind
  • is but preserved by a large and multiform knowledge: but knowledge itself
  • is but served by an exclusive (or at least paramount) dedication of one
  • mind to one science. The first proposition is perhaps unconditionally
  • true: but the second with some limitations. There are such people as
  • Leibnitzes on this earth; and their office seems not that of planets--to
  • revolve within the limits of one system, but that of comets (according to
  • the theory of some speculators)--to connect different systems together. No
  • doubt there is much truth in this: a few Leibnitzes in every age would be
  • of much use: but neither are many men fitted by nature for the part of
  • Leibnitz; nor would the aspect of knowledge be better, if they were. We
  • should then have a state of Grecian life amongst us in which every man
  • individually would attain in a moderate degree all the purposes of the
  • sane understanding,--but in which all the purposes of the sane
  • understanding would be but moderately attained. What I mean is this:--let
  • all the objects of the understanding in civil life or in science be
  • represented by the letters of the alphabet; in Grecian life each man would
  • separately go through all the letters in a tolerable way; whereas at
  • present each letter is served by a distinct body of men. Consequently the
  • Grecian individual is superior to the modern; but the Grecian whole is
  • inferior: for the whole is made up of the individuals; and the Grecian
  • individual repeats himself. Whereas in modern life the whole derives its
  • superiority from the very circumstances which constitute the inferiority
  • of the parts; for modern life is _cast_ dramatically: and the difference
  • is as between an army consisting of soldiers who should each individually
  • be competent to go through the duties of a dragoon--of a hussar--of a
  • sharp-shooter--of an artillery-man--of a pioneer, &c. and an army on its
  • present composition, where the very inferiority of the soldier as an
  • individual--his inferiority in compass and versatility of power and
  • knowledge--is the very ground from which the army derives its superiority
  • as a whole, viz. because it is the condition of the possibility of a total
  • surrender of the individual to one exclusive pursuit. In science
  • therefore, and (to speak more generally) in the whole evolution of the
  • human faculties, no less than in Political Economy, the progress of
  • society brings with it a necessity of sacrificing the ideal of what is
  • excellent for the individual, to the ideal of what is excellent for the
  • whole. We need therefore not trouble ourselves (except as a speculative
  • question) with the comparison of the two states; because, as a practical
  • question, it is precluded by the overruling tendencies of the age--which
  • no man could counteract except in his own single case, _i.e._ by refusing
  • to adapt himself as a part to the whole, and thus foregoing the advantages
  • of either one state or the other. [1]
  • FOOTNOTE
  • [1] The latter part of what is here said coincides, in a way which is
  • rather remarkable, with a passage in an interesting work of Schiller's
  • which I have since read, (_on the Aesthetic Education of Men_, in a
  • series of letters: vid. letter the 6th.) 'With us in order to obtain the
  • representative _word_ (as it were) of the total species, we must
  • spell it out by the help of a series of individuals. So that on a survey
  • of society as it actually exists, one might suppose that the faculties of
  • the mind do really in actual experience show themselves in as separate a
  • form, and in as much insulation, as psychology is forced to exhibit them
  • in its analysis. And thus we see not only individuals, but whole classes
  • of men, unfolding only one part of the germs which are laid in them by the
  • hand of nature. In saying this I am fully aware of the advantages which
  • the human species of modern ages has, when considered as a unity, over the
  • best of antiquity: but the comparison should begin with the individuals:
  • and then let me ask where is the modern individual that would have the
  • presumption to step forward against the Athenian individual--man to man,
  • and to contend for the prize of human excellence? The polypus nature of
  • the Grecian republics, in which every individual enjoyed a separate life,
  • and if it were necessary could become a whole, has now given place to an
  • artificial watch-work, where many lifeless parts combine to form a
  • mechanic whole. The state and the church, laws and manners, are now torn
  • asunder: labor is divided from enjoyment, the means from the end, the
  • exertion from the reward. Chained for ever to a little individual fraction
  • of the whole, man himself is moulded into a fraction; and, with the
  • monotonous whirling of the wheel which he turns everlastingly in his ear,
  • he never develops the harmony of his being; and, instead of imaging the
  • totality of human nature, becomes a bare abstract of his business or the
  • science which he cultivates. The dead letter takes the place of the living
  • understanding; and a practised memory becomes a surer guide than genius
  • and sensibility. Doubtless the power of genius, as we all know, will not
  • fetter itself within the limits of its occupation; but talents of
  • mediocrity are all exhausted in the monotony of the employment allotted to
  • them; and that man must have no common head who brings with him the
  • geniality of his powers unstripped of their freshness by the ungenial
  • labors of life to the cultivation of the genial.' After insisting at some
  • length on this wise, Schiller passes to the other side of the
  • contemplation, and proceeds thus:--'It suited my immediate purpose to
  • point out the injuries of this condition of the species, without
  • displaying the compensations by which nature has balanced them. But I will
  • now readily acknowledge--that, little as this practical condition may suit
  • the interests of the individual, yet the species could in no other way
  • have been progressive. Partial exercise of the faculties (literally
  • "_one-sidedness_ in the exercise of the faculties") leads the individual
  • undoubtedly into error, but the species into truth. In no other way than
  • by concentrating the whole energy of our spirit, and by converging our
  • whole being, so to speak, into a single faculty, can we put wings as it
  • were to the individual faculty and carry it by this artificial flight far
  • beyond the limits within which nature has else doomed it to walk. Just as
  • certain as it is that all human beings could never, by clubbing their
  • visual powers together, have arrived at the power of seeing what the
  • telescope discovers to the astronomer; just so certain it is that
  • the human intellect would never have arrived at an analysis of the
  • infinite or a _Critical Analysis of the Pure Reason_ (the principal
  • work of Kant), unless individuals had dismembered (as it were) and
  • insulated this or that specific faculty, and had thus armed their
  • intellectual sight by the keenest abstraction and by the submersion of the
  • other powers of their nature. Extraordinary men are formed then by
  • energetic and over-excited spasms as it were in the individual faculties;
  • though it is true that the equable exercise of all the faculties in
  • harmony with each other can alone make happy and perfect men.' After this
  • statement, from which it should seem that in the progress of society
  • nature has made it necessary for man to sacrifice _his own_ happiness
  • to the attainment of _her_ ends in the development of his species,
  • Schiller goes on to inquire whether this evil result cannot be remedied;
  • and whether 'the totality of our nature, which art has destroyed, might
  • not be re-established by a higher art,'--but this, as leading to a
  • discussion beyond the limits of my own, I omit.
  • ENGLISH DICTIONARIES.
  • It has already, I believe, been said more than once in print that one
  • condition of a good dictionary would be to exhibit the _history_ of
  • each word; that is, to record the exact succession of its meanings. But
  • the philosophic reason for this has not been given; which reason, by the
  • way, settles a question often agitated, viz. whether the true meaning of a
  • word be best ascertained from its etymology, or from its present use and
  • acceptation. Mr. Coleridge says, 'the best explanation of a word is often
  • that which is suggested by its derivation' (I give the substance of his
  • words from memory). Others allege that we have nothing to do with the
  • primitive meaning of the word; that the question is--what does it mean
  • now? and they appeal, as the sole authority they acknowledge, to the
  • received--
  • Usus, penes quem est jus et norma loquendi.
  • In what degree each party is right, may be judged from this consideration
  • --that no word can ever deviate from its first meaning _per saltum_:
  • each successive stage of meaning must always have been determined by that
  • which preceded. And on this one law depends the whole philosophy of the
  • case: for it thus appears that the original and primitive sense of the
  • word will contain virtually all which can ever afterwards arise: as in the
  • _evolution_-theory of generation, the whole series of births is
  • represented as involved in the first parent. Now, if the evolution of
  • successive meanings has gone on rightly, _i.e._ by simply lapsing
  • through a series of close affinities, there can be no reason for recurring
  • to the primitive meaning of the word: but, if it can be shown that the
  • evolution has been faulty, _i.e._ that the chain of true affinities
  • has ever been broken through ignorance, then we have a right to reform the
  • word, and to appeal from the usage ill-instructed to a usage better-
  • instructed. Whether we ought to exercise this right, will depend on a
  • consideration which I will afterwards notice. Meantime I will first give a
  • few instances of faulty evolution.
  • 1. _Implicit_. This word is now used in a most ignorant way; and from
  • its misuse it has come to be a word wholly useless: for it is now never
  • coupled, I think, with any other substantive than these two--faith and
  • confidence: a poor domain indeed to have sunk to from its original wide
  • range of territory. Moreover, when we say, _implicit faith_, or
  • _implicit confidence_, we do not thereby indicate any specific _kind_ of
  • faith and confidence differing from other faith or other confidence: but
  • it is a vague rhetorical word which expresses a great _degree_ of faith
  • and confidence; a faith that is unquestioning, a confidence that is
  • unlimited; _i.e._ in fact, a faith that _is_ a faith, a confidence that
  • _is_ a confidence. Such a use of the word ought to be abandoned to women:
  • doubtless, when sitting in a bower in the month of May, it is pleasant to
  • hear from a lovely mouth--'I put implicit confidence in your honor:' but,
  • though pretty and becoming to such a mouth, it is very unfitting to the
  • mouth of a scholar: and I will be bold to affirm that no man, who had ever
  • acquired a scholar's knowledge of the English language, has used the word
  • in that lax and unmeaning way. The history of the word is this.--
  • _Implicit_ (from the Latin _implicitus_, involved in, folded up) was
  • always used originally, and still is so by scholars, as the direct
  • antithete of explicit (from the Latin _explicitus_, evolved, unfolded):
  • and the use of both may be thus illustrated.
  • _Q._ 'Did Mr. A. ever say that he would marry Miss B.?'--_A._ 'No; not
  • explicitly (_i.e._ in so many words); but he did implicitly--by showing
  • great displeasure if she received attentions from any other man; by asking
  • her repeatedly to select furniture for his house; by consulting her on his
  • own plans of life.'
  • _Q._ 'Did Epicurus maintain any doctrines such as are here ascribed
  • to him?'--_A._ 'Perhaps not explicitly, either in words or by any other
  • mode of direct sanction: on the contrary, I believe he denied them--
  • and disclaimed them with vehemence: but he maintained them implicitly: for
  • they are involved in other acknowledged doctrines of his, and may be
  • deduced from them by the fairest and most irresistible logic.'
  • _Q._ 'Why did you complain of the man? Had he expressed any contempt
  • for your opinion?'--_A._ 'Yes, he had: not explicit contempt, I admit; for
  • he never opened his stupid mouth; but implicitly he expressed the utmost
  • that he could: for, when I had spoken two hours against the old newspaper,
  • and in favor of the new one, he went instantly and put his name down as a
  • subscriber to the old one.'
  • _Q._ 'Did Mr.---- approve of that gentleman's conduct and way of life?'--
  • _A._ 'I don't know that I ever heard him speak about it: but he seemed to
  • give it his implicit approbation by allowing both his sons to associate
  • with him when the complaints ran highest against him.'
  • These instances may serve to illustrate the original use of the word;
  • which use has been retained from the sixteenth century down to our own
  • days by an uninterrupted chain of writers. In the eighteenth century this
  • use was indeed nearly effaced but still in the first half of that century
  • it was retained by Saunderson the Cambridge professor of mathematics (see
  • his Algebra, &c.), with three or four others, and in the latter half by a
  • man to whom Saunderson had some resemblance in spring and elasticity of
  • understanding, viz. by Edmund Burke. Since his day I know of no writers
  • who have avoided the slang and unmeaning use of the word, excepting
  • Messrs. Coleridge and Wordsworth; both of whom (but especially the last)
  • have been remarkably attentive to the scholar-like [1] use of words, and
  • to the history of their own language.
  • Thus much for the primitive use of the word _implicit_. Now, with
  • regard to the history of its transition into its present use, it is
  • briefly this; and it will appear at once, that it has arisen through
  • ignorance. When it was objected to a papist that his church exacted an
  • assent to a great body of traditions and doctrines to which it was
  • impossible that the great majority could be qualified, either as respected
  • time--or knowledge--or culture of the understanding, to give any
  • reasonable assent,--the answer was: 'Yes; but that sort of assent is not
  • required of a poor uneducated man; all that he has to do--is to believe in
  • the church: he is to have faith in _her_ faith: by that act he adopts
  • for his own whatsoever the church believes, though he may never have hoard
  • of it even: his faith is implicit, _i.e._ involved and wrapped up in
  • the faith of the church, which faith he firmly believes to be the true
  • faith upon the conviction he has that the church is preserved from all
  • possibility of erring by the spirit of God.' [2] Now, as this sort of
  • believing by proxy or implicit belief (in which the belief was not
  • _immediate_ in the thing proposed to the belief, but in the authority
  • of another person who believed in that thing and thus _mediately_ in
  • the thing itself) was constantly attacked by the learned assailants of
  • popery,--it naturally happened that many unlearned readers of these
  • protestant polemics caught at a phrase which was so much bandied between
  • the two parties: the spirit of the context sufficiently explained to them
  • that it was used by protestants as a term of reproach, and indicated a
  • faith that was an erroneous faith by being too easy--too submissive--and
  • too passive: but the particular mode of this erroneousness they seldom
  • came to understand, as learned writers naturally employed the term without
  • explanation, presuming it to be known to those whom they addressed. Hence
  • these ignorant readers caught at the last _result_ of the phrase 'implicit
  • faith' rightly, truly supposing it to imply a resigned and unquestioning
  • faith; but they missed the whole immediate cause of meaning by which only
  • the word 'implicit' could ever have been entitled to express that result.
  • I have allowed myself to say so much on this word 'implicit,' because the
  • history of the mode by which its true meaning was lost applies almost to
  • all other corrupted words--_mutatis mutandis_: and the amount of it
  • may be collected into this formula,--that the _result_ of the word is
  • apprehended and retained, but the _schematismus_ by which that result
  • was ever reached is lost. This is the brief theory of all corruption of
  • words. The word _schematismus_ I have unwillingly used, because no
  • other expresses my meaning. So great and extensive a doctrine however
  • lurks in this word, that I defer the explanation of it to a separate
  • article. Meantime a passable sense of the word will occur to every body
  • who reads Greek. I now go on to a few more instances of words that have
  • forfeited their original meaning through the ignorance of those who used
  • them.
  • '_Punctual._' This word is now confined to the meagre denoting of
  • accuracy in respect to time--fidelity to the precise moment of an
  • appointment. But originally it was just as often, and just as reasonably,
  • applied to space as to time; 'I cannot punctually determine the origin of
  • the Danube; but I know in general the district in which it rises, and that
  • its fountain is near that of the Rhine.' Not only, however, was it applied
  • to time and space, but it had a large and very elegant figurative use.
  • Thus in the History of the Royal Society by Sprat (an author who was
  • finical and nice in his use of words)--I remember a sentence to this
  • effect: 'the Society gave punctual directions for the conducting of
  • experiments;' _i.e._ directions which descended to the minutiae and
  • lowest details. Again in the once popular romance of Parismus Prince of
  • Bohemia--'She' (I forget who) 'made a punctual relation of the whole
  • matter;' _i.e._ a relation which was perfectly circumstantial and
  • true to the minutest features of the case.
  • FOOTNOTES
  • [1] Among the most shocking of the unscholarlike barbarisms, now
  • prevalent, I must notice the use of the word '_nice_' in an objective
  • instead of a subjective sense: '_nice_' does not and cannot express a
  • quality of the object, but merely a quality of the subject: yet we hear
  • daily of 'a very nice letter'--'a nice young lady,' &c., meaning a letter
  • or a young lady that it is pleasant to contemplate: but 'a nice young
  • lady'--means a fastidious young lady; and 'a nice letter' ought to mean a
  • letter that is very delicate in its rating and in the choice of its
  • company.
  • [2] Thus Milton, who (in common with his contemporaries) always uses the
  • word accurately, speaks of Ezekiel 'swallowing his implicit roll of
  • knowledge'--_i.e._ coming to the knowledge of many truths not separately
  • and in detail, but by the act of arriving at some one master truth which
  • involved all the rest.--So again, if any man or government were to
  • suppress a book, that man or government might justly be reproached as the
  • implicit destroyer of all the wisdom and virtue that might have been the
  • remote products of that book.
  • DRYDEN'S HEXASTICH.
  • It is a remarkable fact, that the very finest epigram in the English
  • language happens also to be the worst. _Epigram_ I call it in the
  • austere Greek sense; which thus far resembled our modern idea of an
  • epigram, that something pointed and allied to wit was demanded in the
  • management of the leading thought at its close, but otherwise nothing
  • tending towards the comic or the ludicrous. The epigram I speak of is the
  • well-known one of Dryden dedicated to the glorification of Milton. It is
  • irreproachable as regards its severe brevity. Not one word is there that
  • could be spared; nor could the wit of man have cast the movement of the
  • thought into a better mould. There are three couplets. In the first
  • couplet we are reminded of the fact that this earth had, in three
  • different stages of its development, given birth to a trinity of
  • transcendent poets; meaning narrative poets, or, even more narrowly, epic
  • poets. The duty thrown upon the second couplet is to characterize these
  • three poets, and to value them against each other, but in such terms as
  • that, whilst nothing less than the very highest praise should be assigned
  • to the two elder poets in this trinity--the Greek and the Roman--
  • nevertheless, by some dexterous artifice, a higher praise than the highest
  • should suddenly unmask itself, and drop, as it were, like a diadem from
  • the clouds upon the brows of their English competitor. In the kind of
  • expectation raised, and in the extreme difficulty of adequately meeting
  • this expectation, there was pretty much the same challenge offered to
  • Dryden as was offered, somewhere about the same time, to a British
  • ambassador when dining with his political antagonists. One of these--the
  • ambassador of France--had proposed to drink his master, Louis XIV., under
  • the character of the sun, who dispensed life and light to the whole
  • political system. To this there was no objection; and immediately, by way
  • of intercepting any further draughts upon the rest of the solar system,
  • the Dutch ambassador rose, and proposed the health of their high
  • mightinesses the Seven United States, as the moon and six [1] planets, who
  • gave light in the absence of the sun. The two foreign ambassadors,
  • Monsieur and Mynheer, secretly enjoyed the mortification of their English
  • brother, who seemed to be thus left in a state of bankruptcy, 'no funds'
  • being available for retaliation, or so they fancied. But suddenly our
  • British representative toasted _his_ master as Joshua, the son of
  • Nun, that made the sun and moon stand still. All had seemed lost for
  • England, when in an instant of time both her antagonists were checkmated.
  • Dryden assumed something of the same position. He gave away the supreme
  • jewels in his exchequer; apparently nothing remained behind; all was
  • exhausted. To Homer he gave A; to Virgil he gave B; and, behold! after
  • these were given away, there remained nothing at all that would not have
  • been a secondary praise. But, in a moment of time, by giving A _and_
  • B to Milton, at one sling of his victorious arm he raised him above Homer
  • by the whole extent of B, and above Virgil by the whole extent of A. This
  • felicitous evasion of the embarrassment is accomplished in the second
  • couplet; and, finally, the third couplet winds up with graceful effect, by
  • making a _resume_, or recapitulation of the logic concerned in the
  • distribution of prizes just announced. Nature, he says, had it not in her
  • power to provide a third prize separate from the first and second; her
  • resource was, to join the first and second in combination: 'To make a
  • third, she joined the former two.'
  • Such is the abstract of this famous epigram; and, judged simply by the
  • outline and tendency of the thought, it merits all the vast popularity
  • which it has earned. But in the meantime, it is radically vicious as
  • regards the filling in of this outline; for the particular quality in
  • which Homer is accredited with the pre-eminence, viz., _loftiness of
  • thought_, happens to be a mere variety of expression for that quality,
  • viz. _majesty_, in which the pre-eminence is awarded to Virgil. Homer
  • excels Virgil in the very point in which lies Virgil's superiority to
  • Homer; and that synthesis, by means of which a great triumph is reserved
  • to Milton, becomes obviously impossible, when it is perceived that the
  • supposed analytic elements of this synthesis are blank reiterations of
  • each other.
  • Exceedingly striking it is, that a thought should have prospered for one
  • hundred and seventy years, which, on the slightest steadiness of
  • examination, turns out to be no thought at all, but mere blank vacuity.
  • There is, however, this justification of the case, that the mould, the set
  • of channels, into which the metal of the thought is meant to run, really
  • _has_ the felicity which it appears to have: the form is perfect; and
  • it is merely in the _matter_, in the accidental filling up of the mould,
  • that a fault has been committed. Had the Virgilian point of excellence
  • been _loveliness_ instead of _majesty_, or any word whatever suggesting
  • the common antithesis of sublimity and beauty; or had it been power on the
  • one side, matched against grace on the other, the true lurking tendency of
  • the thought would have been developed, and the sub-conscious purpose of
  • the epigram would have fulfilled itself to the letter.
  • _N.B._--It is not meant that _loftiness of thought_ and _majesty_ are
  • expressions so entirely interchangeable, as that no shades of difference
  • could be suggested; it is enough that these 'shades' are not substantial
  • enough, or broad enough, to support the weight of opposition which the
  • epigram assigns to them. _Grace_ and _elegance_, for instance, are far
  • from being in all relations synonymous; but they are so to the full extent
  • of any purposes concerned in this epigram. Nevertheless, it is probable
  • enough that Dryden had moving in his thoughts a relation of the word
  • _majesty_, which, if developed, would have done justice to his meaning. It
  • was, perhaps, the decorum and sustained dignity of the _composition_--the
  • workmanship apart from the native grandeur of the materials--the majestic
  • style of the artistic treatment as distinguished from the original
  • creative power--which Dryden, the translator of the Roman poet, familiar
  • therefore with his weakness and with his strength, meant in this place to
  • predicate as characteristically observable in Virgil.
  • FOOTNOTE
  • [1] '_Six planets_;'--No more had then been discovered.
  • POPE'S RETORT UPON ADDISON.
  • There is nothing extraordinary, or that could merit a special notice, in a
  • simple case of oversight, or in a blunder, though emanating from the
  • greatest of poets. But such a case challenges and forces our attention,
  • when we know that the particular passage in which it occurs was wrought
  • and burnished with excessive pains; or (which in this case is also known)
  • when that particular passage is pushed into singular prominence as having
  • obtained a singular success. In no part of his poetic mission did Pope so
  • fascinate the gaze of his contemporaries as in his functions of satirist;
  • which functions, in his latter years, absorbed all other functions. And
  • one reason, I believe, why it was that the interest about Pope decayed so
  • rapidly after his death (an accident somewhere noticed by Wordsworth),
  • must be sought in the fact, that the most stinging of his personal
  • allusions, by which he had given salt to his later writings, were
  • continually losing their edge, and sometimes their intelligibility, as
  • Pope's own contemporary generation was dying off. Pope alleges it as a
  • palliation of his satiric malice, that it had been forced from him in the
  • way of retaliation; forgetting that such a plea wilfully abjures the
  • grandest justification of a satirist, viz., the deliberate assumption of
  • the character as something corresponding to the prophet's mission amongst
  • the Hebrews. It is no longer the _facit indignatio versum_. Pope's
  • satire, where even it was most effective, was personal and vindictive, and
  • upon that argument alone could not he philosophic. Foremost in the order
  • of his fulminations stood, and yet stands, the bloody castigation by
  • which, according to his own pretence, he warned and menaced (but by which,
  • in simple truth, he executed judgment upon) his false friend, Addison.
  • To say that this drew vast rounds of applause upon its author, and
  • frightened its object into deep silence for the rest of his life, like the
  • _Quos ego_ of angry Neptune, sufficiently argues that the verses must
  • have ploughed as deeply as the Russian knout. Vitriol could not scorch
  • more fiercely. And yet the whole passage rests upon a blunder; and the
  • blunder is so broad and palpable, that it implies instant forgetfulness
  • both in the writer and the reader. The idea which furnishes the basis of
  • the passage is this: that the conduct ascribed to Addison is in its own
  • nature so despicable, as to extort laughter by its primary impulse; but
  • that this laughter changes into weeping, when we come to understand that
  • the person concerned in this delinquency is Addison. The change, the
  • transfiguration, in our mood of contemplating the offence, is charged upon
  • the discovery which we are supposed to make as to the person of the
  • offender; that which by its baseness had been simply comic when imputed to
  • some corresponding author, passes into a tragic _coup-de-theatre_,
  • when it is suddenly traced back to a man of original genius. The whole,
  • therefore, of this effect is made to depend upon the sudden scenical
  • transition from a supposed petty criminal to one of high distinction. And,
  • meantime, no such stage effect had been possible, since the knowledge that
  • a man of genius was the offender had been what we started with from the
  • beginning. 'Our laughter is changed to tears,' says Pope, 'as soon as we
  • discover that the base act had a noble author.' And, behold! the initial
  • feature in the whole description of the case is, that the libeller was one
  • whom 'true genius fired:'
  • 'Peace to all such! But were there one whose mind
  • True genius fires,' &c.
  • Before the offence is described, the perpetrator is already characterized
  • as a man of genius: and, _in spite of that knowledge_, we laugh. But
  • suddenly our mood changes, and we weep, but why? I beseech you. Simply
  • because we have ascertained the author to be a man of genius.
  • 'Who would not laugh, if such a man there be?
  • Who would not weep, if Atticus were he?'
  • The sole reason for weeping is something that we knew already before we
  • began to laugh.
  • It would not be right in logic, in fact, it would be a mis-classification,
  • if I should cite as at all belonging to the same group several passages in
  • Milton that come very near to Irish bulls, by virtue of distorted
  • language. One reason against such a classification would lie precisely in
  • that fact--viz., that the assimilation to the category of bulls lurks in
  • the verbal expression, and not (as in Pope's case) amongst the conditions
  • of the thought. And a second reason would lie in the strange circumstance,
  • that Milton had not fallen into this snare of diction through any
  • carelessness or oversight, but with his eyes wide open, deliberately
  • avowing his error as a special elegance; repeating it; and well aware of
  • splendid Grecian authority for his error, if anybody should be bold enough
  • to call it an error. Every reader must be aware of the case--
  • 'Adam the goodliest man of men since born
  • His sons; the fairest of her daughters Eve'--
  • which makes Adam one of his own sons, Eve one of her own daughters. This,
  • however, is authorized by Grecian usage in the severest writers. Neither
  • can it be alleged that these might be bold poetic expressions, harmonizing
  • with the Grecian idiom; for Poppo has illustrated this singular form of
  • expression in a prose-writer, as philosophic and austere as Thucydides; a
  • form which (as it offends against logic) must offend equally in all
  • languages. Some beauty must have been described in the idiom, such as
  • atoned for its solecism: for Milton recurs to the same idiom, and under
  • the same entire freedom of choice, elsewhere; particularly in this
  • instance, which has not been pointed out: 'And never,' says Satan to the
  • abhorred phantoms of Sin and Death, when crossing his path,
  • 'And never saw till now
  • Sight more detestable than him and thee.'
  • Now, therefore, it seems, he _had_ seen a sight more detestable than
  • this very sight. He now looked upon something more hateful than X Y Z.
  • What was it? It was X Y Z.
  • But the authority of Milton, backed by that of insolent Greece, would
  • prove an overmatch for the logic of centuries. And I withdraw, therefore,
  • from the rash attempt to quarrel with this sort of bull, involving itself
  • in the verbal expression. But the following, which lies rooted in the mere
  • facts and incidents, is certainly the most extraordinary _practical_
  • bull [1] that all literature can furnish. And a stranger thing, perhaps,
  • than the oversight itself lies in this--that not any critic throughout
  • Europe, two only excepted, but has failed to detect a blunder so
  • memorable. All the rampant audacity of Bentley--'slashing Bentley'--all
  • the jealous malignity of Dr. Johnson--who hated Milton without disguise as
  • a republican, but secretly and under a mask _would_ at any rate have
  • hated him from jealousy of his scholarship--had not availed to sharpen
  • these practised and these interested eyes into the detection of an
  • oversight which argues a sudden Lethean forgetfulness on the part of
  • Milton; and in many generations of readers, however alive and awake with
  • malice, a corresponding forgetfulness not less astonishing. Two readers
  • only I have ever heard of that escaped this lethargic inattention; one of
  • which two is myself; and I ascribe my success partly to good luck, but
  • partly to some merit on my own part in having cultivated a habit of
  • systematically accurate reading. If I read at all, I make it a duty to
  • read truly and faithfully. I profess allegiance for the time to the man
  • whom I undertake to study; and I am as loyal to all the engagements
  • involved in such a contract, as if I had come under a _sacramentum
  • militare_. So it was that, whilst yet a boy, I came to perceive, with a
  • wonder not yet exhausted, that unaccountable blunder which Milton has
  • committed in the main narrative on which the epic fable of the 'Paradise
  • Lost' turns as its hinges. And many a year afterwards I found that Paul
  • Richter, whose vigilance nothing escaped, who carried with him through
  • life 'the eye of the hawk, and the fire therein,' had not failed to make
  • the same discovery. It is this: The archangel Satan has designs upon man;
  • he meditates his ruin; and it is known that he does. Specially to
  • counteract these designs, and for no other purpose whatever, a choir of
  • angelic police is stationed at the gates of Paradise, having (I repeat)
  • one sole commission, viz., to keep watch and ward over the threatened
  • safety of the newly created human pair. Even at the very first this duty
  • is neglected so thoroughly, that Satan gains access without challenge or
  • suspicion. That is awful: for, ask yourself, reader, how a constable or an
  • inspector of police would be received who had been stationed at No. 6, on
  • a secret information, and spent the night in making love at No. 15.
  • Through the regular surveillance at the gates, Satan passes without
  • objection; and he is first of all detected by a purely accidental
  • collision during the rounds of the junior angels. The result of this
  • collision, and of the examination which follows, is what no reader can
  • ever forget--so unspeakable is the grandeur of that scene between the two
  • hostile archangels, when the _Fiend_ (so named at the moment under
  • the fine machinery used by Milton for exalting or depressing the ideas of
  • his nature) finally takes his flight as an incarnation of darkness,
  • 'And fled
  • Murmuring; and with him fled the shades of night.
  • The darkness flying with him, naturally we have the feeling that he
  • _is_ the darkness, and that all darkness has some essential relation
  • to Satan.
  • But now, having thus witnessed his terrific expulsion, naturally we ask
  • what was the sequel. Four books, however, are interposed before we reach
  • the answer to that question. This is the reason that we fail to remark the
  • extraordinary oversight of Milton. Dislocated from its immediate plan in
  • the succession of incidents, that sequel eludes our notice, which else and
  • in its natural place would have shocked us beyond measure. The simple
  • abstract of the whole story is, that Satan, being ejected, and sternly
  • charged under Almighty menaces not to intrude upon the young Paradise of
  • God, 'rides with darkness' for exactly one week, and, having digested his
  • wrath rather than his fears on the octave of his solemn banishment,
  • without demur, or doubt, or tremor, back he plunges into the very centre
  • of Eden. On a Friday, suppose, he is expelled through the main entrance:
  • on the Friday following he re-enters upon the forbidden premises through a
  • clandestine entrance. The upshot is, that the heavenly police suffer, in
  • the first place, the one sole enemy, who was or could be the object of
  • their vigilance, to pass without inquest or suspicion; thus they
  • _inaugurate_ their task; secondly, by the merest accident (no thanks
  • to their fidelity) they detect him, and with awful adjurations sentence
  • him to perpetual banishment; but, thirdly, on his immediate return, in
  • utter contempt of their sentence, they ignore him altogether, and
  • apparently act upon Dogberry's direction, that, upon meeting a thief, the
  • police may suspect him to be no true man; and, with such manner of men,
  • the less they meddle or make, the more it will be for their honesty.
  • FOOTNOTE.
  • [1] It is strange, or rather it is _not_ strange, considering the
  • feebleness of that lady in such a field, that Miss Edgeworth always
  • fancied herself to have caught Milton in a bull, under circumstances
  • which, whilst leaving the shadow of a bull, effectually disown the
  • substance. 'And in the lowest deep a lower deep still opens to devour me.'
  • This is the passage denounced by Miss Edgeworth. 'If it was already the
  • lowest deep,' said the fair lady, 'how the deuce (no, perhaps it might be
  • _I_ that said '_how the deuce_') could it open into a lower deep?' Yes,
  • how could it? In carpentry, it is clear to my mind that it could _not_.
  • But, in cases of deep imaginative feeling, no phenomenon is more natural
  • than precisely this never-ending growth of one colossal grandeur chasing
  • and surmounting another, or of abysses that swallowed up abysses.
  • Persecutions of this class oftentimes are amongst the symptoms of fever,
  • and amongst the inevitable spontaneities of nature. Other people I have
  • known who were inclined to class amongst bulls Milton's all-famous
  • expression of '_darkness visible_,' whereas it is not even a bold or
  • daring expression; it describes a pure optical experience of very common
  • occurrence. There are two separate darknesses or obscurities: first, that
  • obscurity _by_ which you see dimly; and secondly, that obscurity _which_
  • you see. The first is the atmosphere through which vision is performed,
  • and, therefore, part of the _subjective_ conditions essential to the act
  • of seeing. The second is the _object_ of your sight. In a glass-house at
  • night illuminated by a sullen fire in one corner, but else dark, you see
  • the darkness massed in the rear as a black object. _That_ is the 'visible
  • darkness.' And on the other hand, the murky atmosphere between you and the
  • distant rear is not the object, but the medium, through or athwart which
  • you descry the black masses. The first darkness is _subjective_ darkness;
  • that is, a darkness in your own eye, and entangled with your very faculty
  • of vision. The second darkness is perfectly different: it is _objective_
  • darkness; that is to say, not any darkness which affects or modifies your
  • faculty of seeing either for better or worse; but a darkness which is the
  • _object_ of your vision; a darkness which you see projected from yourself
  • as a massy volume of blackness, and projected, possibly, to a vast
  • distance.
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