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  • Title: Poems, Volume I (of 3)
  • Author: George Crabbe
  • Editor: Adolphus William Ward
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  • _CAMBRIDGE ENGLISH CLASSICS_
  • Poems
  • by
  • George Crabbe
  • In Three Volumes
  • GEORGE CRABBE
  • Born, 1754
  • Died, 1832
  • _GEORGE CRABBE_
  • POEMS
  • EDITED BY
  • ADOLPHUS WILLIAM WARD,
  • Litt.D., Hon. LL.D., F.B.A.
  • Master of Peterhouse
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  • Volume I
  • Cambridge:
  • at the University Press
  • 1905
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  • PREFATORY NOTE.
  • In the present edition of Crabbe's Poems the general arrangement
  • adopted is that of the chronological order of publication. The poem
  • entitled _Midnight_ has been inserted at a conjectural date as
  • belonging to the period of the Juvenile Poems (1772-1780); but all
  • other poems contained in this edition which have hitherto remained
  • unpublished will be printed after the published poems, in the sequence
  • of their production so far as this is ascertainable. With the poems
  • hitherto unpublished I have also been fortunate enough to obtain
  • permission to include in a later volume, among other posthumously
  • printed pieces, the _Two Poetical Epistles_ by Crabbe, first
  • published, from a manuscript in the collection of Mr Buxton Forman, in
  • Vol. II of _Literary Anecdotes of the Nineteenth Century_ edited by W.
  • Robertson Nicoll and Thomas J. Wise (London, 1896). From the second of
  • these _Epistles_ were taken, but not in their original order, the ten
  • lines reproduced in the present volume from George Crabbe the
  • younger's 1834 edition of his father's Poems.
  • The earliest of the Juvenile Poems here printed are taken from _The
  • Lady's Magazine, or Entertaining Companion for the Fair Sex,
  • appropriated solely to their Use and Amusement_, for the year 1772,
  • printed at London for Robinson and Roberts, 25 Paternoster Row. The
  • first volume of this Magazine seems to have been that for the year
  • 1770, and to have comprised the numbers from August to December
  • inclusive; but the earlier portion of this volume had been previously
  • published in the same year 1770 under the same title by J. Wheble at
  • 20 Paternoster Row, 'by whom letters to the Editor are requested and
  • received.' This then must be the 'Wheble's Magazine for 1772,' of
  • which George Crabbe the younger in the Life prefixed to the 1834
  • edition of his father's Poems (p. 22) states that he had after long
  • search discovered a copy. The Magazine seems itself to have been a
  • revival of an earlier _Lady's Magazine_, of which portions of the
  • volumes for 1760 and 1761 are extant, and which, according to the
  • title-page of the volume for 1761, was printed for J. Wilkie at the
  • Bible in St Paul's Churchyard.
  • But the younger Crabbe's account of his father's verses in 'Wheble's
  • Magazine for 1772' does not tally with the actual contents of the
  • volume for 1772 of _The Lady's Magazine_ which has been used for the
  • present edition. It is possible, of course, though there is no
  • evidence to support the supposition, that _The Lady's Magazine_
  • published by Wheble was continued at all events till 1772, parallel to
  • _The Lady's Magazine_ published by Robinson and Roberts, with which in
  • 1770 it had been in some measure blended. It is equally possible that
  • the younger Crabbe made some mistake or mistakes. In any case, his
  • statement is, that Wheble's Magazine for 1772 'contains besides the
  • prize poem on Hope,' from which he proceeds to quote the concluding
  • six lines, 'four other pieces, signed "G. C., Woodbridge, Suffolk,"
  • "To Mira," "The Atheist reclaimed," "The Bee," and "An Allegorical
  • Fable."' The volume published by Robinson and Roberts contains no
  • pieces corresponding to these, except that in its October number
  • there is printed an _Essay on Hope_, in which the lines cited by the
  • younger Crabbe and reprinted, on his authority, in the present
  • edition, do not appear, but of which the concluding lines seem to
  • imply that it was a copy of verses written in competition for a prize.
  • It cannot however be by Crabbe. For it is signed 'C. C., Rotherhithe,
  • 1772'; and the July number of the same volume contains a piece of
  • verse of some length entitled _The Rotherhithe Beauties_ and signed
  • 'C. C., Rotherhithe, July 15,' which is certainly not by Crabbe; and
  • later in the volume follows another piece entitled _Night_, signed 'C.
  • C., Rotherhithe, November 19, 1772,' which likewise cannot be
  • attributed to Crabbe.
  • On the other hand the 1772 volume of _The Lady's Magazine_ contains
  • certain pieces of verse which may without hesitation be assigned to
  • him, and which are accordingly reprinted in the present edition. These
  • are, in the September number, _Solitude_ and _A Song_, which bear as a
  • signature the quasi-anagram 'G. EBBARE'; in the October number, the
  • lines _To Emma_, with the quasi-anagram 'G. EBBAAC' and the date
  • 'Suffolk'; and, in the November number, _Despair_, _Cupid_, and a
  • _Song_, signed with the earlier form 'G. EBBARE.' This _Song_ is
  • followed by some lines in blank verse _On the Wonders of Creation_,
  • and, further on, by some stanzas _To Friendship_, likewise signed 'C.
  • C.'; but manifestly neither blank verse nor stanzas are by Crabbe.
  • Finally, it should be noted that in the October number in the same
  • volume the following occurs among the notices _To our Correspondents_:
  • 'The birth of a Maccaroni, by Ebbare, in the style of the Scriptures,
  • seems to be taking too great a liberty with things sacred; and it is
  • our maxim, as far as possible, to abstain from every appearance of
  • evil.' The _Lady's Magazine_ continued to be published by Robinson
  • and Roberts for many subsequent years; and it is a curious coincidence
  • that No. 5 of Vol. XLVII (for May, 1816) contains some stanzas
  • entitled _Myra's Wedding-Day_.
  • The remaining _Juvenilia_ printed in the present edition are partly
  • reproduced from the _Fragments of Verse, from Mr Crabbe's early
  • Note-Books_ in Vol. II of the 1834 edition, partly from the Life in
  • Vol. I of the same. The lines On the Death of William Springall Levett
  • are quoted in the latter from Green's _History of Framlingham_, which
  • has been compared.
  • Of the poems which follow in the present volume, _Inebriety_ is here
  • printed from a copy of the quarto of 1775, which lacks a title-page
  • and which bears on p. 1 the following deprecation in Crabbe's
  • handwriting: 'NB.--pray let not this be seen at [cipher] there is very
  • little of it that I'm not heartily asham'd of.' The imprint of the
  • title-page here given is taken from the _Life_ (1834, p. 28).
  • _Midnight, a Poem_, is now first printed from the original manuscript
  • which formed part of Dawson Turner's collection, in which it was
  • numbered 121 at the sale of Dawson Turner's manuscripts in June, 1859.
  • Its handwriting, as Professor Dowden points out, is identical with
  • that of a _facsimile_ in a passage from the _Two Epistles_ mentioned
  • above, given in the _Literary Anecdotes of the Nineteenth Century_.
  • _The Candidate_ is printed from the edition of 1834 (Vol. II,
  • Appendix). This poem is not included in the edition of 1823, and after
  • a long quest it has proved impossible to obtain a copy of the original
  • edition of 1780 (published in quarto by H. Payne, opposite Marlborough
  • House, Pall Mall). This edition is not in the British Museum. It was
  • only possible to compare the forty-six lines of the poem quoted in
  • _The Monthly Review_ for September, 1780; but no variants have been
  • found in these.
  • The subsequent poems contained in the present volume are all printed
  • from the edition of 1823, the last edition published in England in the
  • poet's lifetime. The _Variants_ enumerated at the close of this volume
  • are in each case the readings of the first editions of the several
  • poems, viz., _The Library_, 1781, _The Village_, 1783, _The
  • Newspaper_, 1785, _The Parish Register &c._, 1807, and _The Borough_,
  • 1810. The address _To the Reader_ prefixed to _The Newspaper_, which
  • does not appear in the edition of 1823, has been restored from that of
  • 1785, as it appears in the younger Crabbe's edition of 1834.
  • The list of _Errata_ includes all the misprints, slips of the pen, and
  • unintentional mistakes of spelling or quotation, which have been found
  • in the texts which have been reprinted in this volume. The reading
  • substituted here is in each case enclosed in square brackets. The list
  • is a long one, for Crabbe was a careless writer; and in the matter of
  • quotations (as the concluding sentence of the _Preface_ to _The
  • Borough_ indicates) was not given to over-conscientiousness. It has
  • seemed permissible, where this could be done, to supplement the poet's
  • statements as to the sources of his quotations; but there are
  • instances in which these statements themselves remain more or less
  • doubtful. Crabbe's interpunctuation is so arbitrary, and, though no
  • doubt largely determined by what might be described as the movement of
  • the writer's mind, so frequently at variance even with the practice
  • (it can hardly be called system) which he more usually follows, that
  • it has been thought right to use as much freedom on this head as
  • seemed consistent with a due respect for the author's intention. No
  • alteration has been made in the matter of interpunctuation which was
  • not warranted either by the poet's ordinary practice, or by the
  • primary necessity of making his meaning clear.
  • As complete as possible a bibliography of Crabbe's Poems will, it is
  • hoped, be published in the concluding volume of this edition.
  • There remains the pleasant duty of thanking those whose kindness has
  • been of assistance in the preparation of this volume. The relatives of
  • my dear friend the late Canon AINGER have allowed me to retain for
  • this purpose the first editions of _Inebriety_ (with Crabbe's
  • autograph), _The Village_ and _The Newspaper_ which he had lent me not
  • long before his death. The Vice-Master of Trinity, Mr W. ALDIS WRIGHT,
  • besides enabling me to borrow from Trinity Library the first edition
  • of _The Library_, kindly lent his own copy of the _Poems_ published in
  • 1807. I am indebted to Professor EDWARD DOWDEN, LL.D., of Trinity
  • College, Dublin, for various services generously rendered by him to
  • this edition of Crabbe, which will benefit from them in its concluding
  • as it has in its opening volume. He has readily allowed me to print
  • the whole of the interesting blank verse poem of _Midnight_, which, in
  • his own words, 'unless it be a transcript by Crabbe from some other
  • eighteenth-century poet, of which there is no evidence, may be assumed
  • to be of his authorship.'
  • To the same kind friend, and to the special courtesy of Mr J. W.
  • LYSTER, Librarian of the National Library of Ireland, Kildare Street,
  • Dublin, I owe the opportunity of tracing _fide oculata_, so far as it
  • seems possible to make sure of it, the elusive volume of _The Lady's
  • Magazine_ containing the earliest of Crabbe's printed verse.
  • Mr A. R. WALLER, of Peterhouse, Assistant Secretary to the Syndics of
  • the University Press, has in many ways facilitated the preparation of
  • this volume. And without the unstinting and unflagging cooperation of
  • another member of my College, Mr A. T. BARTHOLOMEW, of the University
  • Library, who has compiled the list of variants, besides giving me much
  • other assistance, I could not, amidst other engagements, have carried
  • so far the execution of a delightful task.
  • A. W. WARD.
  • Peterhouse Lodge, Cambridge.
  • _July_ 24th, 1905.
  • CORRIGENDA.
  • p. 5, _for_ Ovid _read_ Ovid [?].
  • p. 48, l. 41, _for_ Meonides _read_ [Maeonides].
  • p. 55, l. 297, _for_ [threat'ned] _read_ [threaten'd].
  • p. 232, l. 319, _for_ Rubens _read_ [Rubens].
  • p. 252, l. 5, _for_ dolor _read_ [labor].
  • p. 256, l. 4, _for_ deplorant _read_ [deplangunt].
  • p. 329, l. 11, _for_ and worship me _read_ [and worship me].
  • ib. l. 12, _for_ Part I _read_ Part II.
  • p. 364, l. 12, _for_ [erat] _read_ erant.
  • CONTENTS.
  • PAGE
  • JUVENILIA 1
  • Solitude 1
  • A Song 3
  • Concluding Lines of Prize Poem on Hope 4
  • To Emma 4
  • Despair 5
  • Cupid 7
  • Song 8
  • [On the Death of William Springall Levett] 8
  • Parody on [Byrom's] "My Time, Oh ye Muses" 9
  • The Wish 10
  • INEBRIETY 11
  • JUVENILIA 37
  • [The Learning of Love] 37
  • Ye Gentle Gales 37
  • Mira 38
  • Hymn 39
  • The Wish 40
  • The Comparison 40
  • Goldsmith to the Author 41
  • Fragment 41
  • The Resurrection 42
  • My Birth-day 43
  • To Eliza 43
  • Life 44
  • The Sacrament 44
  • Night 45
  • Fragment, written at Midnight 45
  • MIDNIGHT 47
  • JUVENILIA 61
  • [A Farewell] 61
  • Time 62
  • The Choice 63
  • [A Humble Invocation] 65
  • [From an Epistle to Mira] 66
  • [Concluding Lines of an Epistle to Prince William
  • Henry, afterwards King William IV] 66
  • [Drifting] 68
  • To the Right Honourable the Earl of Shelburne 69
  • An Epistle to a Friend 70
  • THE CANDIDATE 73
  • THE LIBRARY 100
  • THE VILLAGE 119
  • THE NEWSPAPER 137
  • THE PARISH REGISTER 158
  • THE BIRTH OF FLATTERY 223
  • REFLECTIONS 234
  • SIR EUSTACE GREY 238
  • THE HALL OF JUSTICE 252
  • WOMAN! 261
  • THE BOROUGH 263
  • JUVENILIA
  • (1772--1780.)
  • SOLITUDE.
  • [September, 1772.]
  • Free from envy, strife and sorrow,
  • Jealous doubts, and heart-felt fears;
  • Free from thoughts of what to-morrow
  • May o'er-charge the soul with cares--
  • Live I in a peaceful valley,
  • By a neighbouring lonely wood;
  • Giving way to melancholy,
  • (Joy, when better understood).
  • Near me ancient ruins falling
  • From a worn-out castle's brow; 10
  • Once the greatest [chiefs] installing,
  • Where are all their honours now?
  • Here in midnight's gloomy terror
  • I enjoy the silent night;
  • Darkness shews the soul her error,
  • Darkness leads to inward light.
  • Here I walk in meditation,
  • Pond'ring all sublunar things,
  • From the silent soft persuasion,
  • Which from virtue's basis springs. 20
  • What, says truth, are pomp and riches?
  • Guilded baits to folly lent;
  • Honour, which the soul bewitches,
  • When obtain'd, we may repent.
  • By me plays the stream meand'ring
  • Slowly, as its waters glide;
  • And, in gentle murmurs wand'ring,
  • Lulls to downy rest my pride.
  • Silent as the gloomy graves are
  • Now the mansions once so loud; 30
  • Still and quiet as the brave, or
  • All the horrors of a croud.
  • This was once the seat of plunder,
  • Blood of heroes stain'd the floor;
  • Heroes, nature's pride and wonder,
  • Heroes heard of now no more.
  • Owls and ravens haunt the buildings,
  • Sending gloomy dread to all;
  • Yellow moss the summit yielding,
  • Pellitory decks the wall. 40
  • Time with rapid speed still wanders,
  • Journies on an even pace;
  • Fame of greatest actions squanders,
  • But perpetuates disgrace.
  • Sigh not then for pomp or glory;
  • What avails a heroe's name?
  • Future times may tell your story,
  • To your then disgrace and shame.
  • Chuse some humble cot as this is,
  • In sweet philosophic ease; 50
  • With dame Nature's frugal blisses
  • Live in joy, and die in peace.
  • G. EBBARE.
  • A SONG.
  • [September, 1772.]
  • I.
  • As Chloe fair, a new-made bride,
  • Sat knotting in an arbour,
  • To Colin now the damsel ty'd,
  • No strange affection harbour.
  • II.
  • "How poor," says [she, "'s a] single life,
  • A maid's affected carriage;
  • Spent in sighs and inward strife,
  • Things unknown in marriage.
  • III.
  • "Virgins vainly say they're free,
  • None so much confin'd are; 10
  • Lovers kind and good may be,
  • Husbands may be kinder.
  • IV.
  • "Then shun not wedlock's happy chain,
  • Nor wantonly still fly man;
  • A single life is care and pain,
  • Blessings wait on Hymen."
  • G. EBBARE.
  • CONCLUDING LINES OF PRIZE POEM ON HOPE.
  • [Before October, 1772.]
  • * * * * * * * * * * * * *
  • But, above all, the POET owns thy powers--
  • Hope leads him on, and every fear devours;
  • He writes, and, unsuccessful, writes again,
  • Nor thinks the last laborious work in vain;
  • New schemes he forms, and various plots he tries
  • To win the laurel, and possess the PRIZE.
  • TO EMMA.
  • View, my fair, the fading flower,
  • Clad like thee in [beauty's] arms,
  • Idle pageant of an hour;
  • Soon shall time its tints devour,
  • And what are then its charms?
  • Early pluck'd, it might produce
  • A remedy to mortal pain,
  • Afford a balmy cordial juice,
  • That might celestial ease diffuse,
  • Nor blossom quite in vain. 10
  • So 'tis with thee, my Emma fair,
  • If nature's law's unpaid,
  • If thou refuse our vows to hear
  • And steel thy heart to ev'ry pray'r,
  • A cruel frozen maid.
  • But yield, my fair one, yield to love,
  • And joys unnumber'd find,
  • In Cupid's mystic circle move,
  • Eternal raptures thou shalt prove,
  • Which leave no pang behind. 20
  • G. EBBAAC.
  • _Suffolk, Oct. 15, 1772._
  • _'Multa cadunt inter calicem supremaque labra.'_
  • DESPAIR.
  • [November, 1772.]
  • _Heu mihi!_
  • _Quod nullis amor medicabilis herbis._ OVID.
  • Tyrsis _and_ Damon.
  • _D._ Begin, my Tyrsis; songs shall sooth our cares,
  • Allay our sorrows, and dispel our fears;
  • Shall glad thy heart, and bring its native peace,
  • And bid thy grief its weighty influence cease.
  • No more those tears of woe, dear shepherd, shed,
  • Nor ever mourn the lov'd Cordelia dead.
  • _T._ In vain, my Damon, urge thy fond request
  • To still the troubles of an anxious breast:
  • Cordelia's gone! and now what pain is life
  • Without my fair, my friend, my lovely wife? 10
  • Hope! cheerful hope! to distant climes is fled,
  • And Nature mourns the fair Cordelia dead.
  • _D._ But can thy tears re-animate the earth,
  • Or give to sordid dust a second birth?
  • Mistaken mortal! learn to bear the ill,
  • Nor let that canker, grief, thy pleasures kill.
  • No more in Sorrow's sable garb array'd,
  • Still [mourn] thy lov'd, thy lost Cordelia dead.
  • _T._ Can I forget the fairest of her kind,
  • Beauteous in person, fairer still in mind? 20
  • Can I forget she sooth'd my heart to rest,
  • And still'd the troubl'd motion in my breast?
  • Can I, by soothing song or friendship led,
  • Forget to mourn my lov'd Cordelia dead?
  • _D._ Another fair may court thee to her arms,
  • Display her graces, and reveal her charms;
  • May catch thy wand'ring eye, dispel thy woe,
  • And give to sorrow final overthrow.
  • No longer, then, thy heart-felt anguish shed,
  • Nor mourn, in solitude, Cordelia dead. 30
  • _T._ Sooner shall lions fierce forget to roam,
  • And peaceful walk with gentle lambs at home;
  • Sooner shall Discord love her ancient hate,
  • And Peace and Love with Rage incorporate;
  • Sooner shall turtles with the sparrow wed,
  • Than I forget my lov'd Cordelia dead.
  • _D._ Must then Dorintha ever sigh in vain,
  • And Cælia breathe to echoing groves her pain?
  • Must Chloe hope in vain to steel that heart
  • In which each nymph would gladly share a part? 40
  • Must these, dejected shepherd, be betray'd.
  • And victims fall, because Cordelia's dead?
  • _T._ By those who love, my friend, it stands confest,
  • No second flame can fill a lover's breast:
  • For me no more the idle scenes of life
  • Shall vex with envy, hatred, noise, or strife;
  • But here, in melancholy form array'd,
  • I'll ever mourn my lov'd Cordelia dead.
  • G. EBBARE.
  • CUPID.
  • [November, 1772.]
  • _Whoe'er thou art, thy master know;
  • He has been, is, or shall be so._
  • What is he, who clad in arms,
  • Hither seems in haste to move,
  • Bringing with him soft alarms,
  • Fears the heart of man to prove;
  • Yet attended too by charms--
  • Is he Cupid, God of Love?
  • Yes, it is, behold him nigh,
  • Odd compound of ease and smart;
  • Near him [stands] a nymph, whose sigh
  • Grief and joy, and love impart; 10
  • Pleasure dances in her eye,
  • Yet she seems to grieve at heart.
  • Lo! a quiver by his side,
  • Arm'd with darts, a fatal store!
  • See him, with a haughty pride,
  • Ages, sexes, all devour;
  • Yet, as pleasure is describ'd,
  • Glad we meet the tyrant's power.
  • Doubts and cares before him go,
  • Canker'd jealousy behind; 20
  • Round about him spells he'll throw,
  • Scatt'ring with each gust of wind
  • On the motley crew below,
  • Who, like him, are render'd blind.
  • This is love! a tyrant kind,
  • Giving extacy and pain;
  • Fond deluder of the mind,
  • Ever feigning not to feign;
  • Whom no savage laws can bind,
  • None escape his pleasing chain. 30
  • G. EBBARE.
  • SONG.
  • [November, 1772.]
  • Cease to bid me not to sing.
  • Spite of Fate I'll tune my lyre:
  • Hither, god of music, bring
  • Food to feed the gentle fire;
  • And on Pægasean wing
  • Mount my soul enraptur'd higher.
  • Some there are who'd curb the mind,
  • And would blast the springing bays;
  • All essays are vain, they'll find,
  • Nought shall drown the muse's lays, 10
  • Nought shall curb a free-born mind,
  • Nought shall damp Apollo's praise.
  • G. EBBARE.
  • [ON THE DEATH OF WILLIAM SPRINGALL LEVETT.]
  • [1774.]
  • What though no trophies peer above his dust,
  • Nor sculptured conquests deck his sober bust;
  • What though no earthly thunders sound his name,
  • Death gives him conquest, and our sorrows fame:
  • One sigh reflection heaves, but shuns excess--
  • More should we mourn him, did we love him less.
  • PARODY ON [BYROM'S] "MY TIME, OH YE MUSES."
  • [Woodbridge, about 1774.]
  • My days, oh ye lovers, were happily sped
  • Ere you or your whimsies got into my head;
  • I could laugh, I could sing, I could trifle and jest,
  • And my heart play'd a regular tune in my breast.
  • But now, lack-a-day! what a change for the worse,
  • 'Tis as heavy as lead, yet as wild as a horse.
  • My fingers, ere love had tormented my mind,
  • Could guide my pen gently to what I design'd.
  • I could make an enigma, a rebus, or riddle,
  • Or tell a short tale of a dog and a fiddle. 10
  • But, since this vile Cupid has got in my brain,
  • I beg of the gods to assist in my strain.
  • And whatever my subject, the fancy still roves,
  • And sings of hearts, raptures, flames, sorrows, and loves.
  • * * * * * * * * * * * * *
  • THE WISH.
  • [Woodbridge, about 1774.]
  • My Mira, shepherds, is as fair
  • As sylvan nymphs who haunt the vale,
  • As sylphs who dwell in purest air,
  • As fays who skim the dusky dale,
  • As Venus was when Venus fled
  • From watery Triton's oozy bed.
  • My Mira, shepherds, has a voice
  • As soft as Syrinx in her grove,
  • As sweet as echo makes her choice,
  • As mild as whispering virgin-love;
  • As gentle as the winding stream
  • Or fancy's song when poets dream.
  • * * * * * * * * *
  • INEBRIETY.
  • [Inebriety, a Poem, in three Parts. Ipswich, printed and sold by C.
  • Punchard, Bookseller, in the Butter-Market, 1775. Price one shilling
  • and sixpence.]
  • The PREFACE.
  • Presumption or Meanness are but too often the only articles to be
  • discovered in a Preface. Whilst one author haughtily affects to
  • despise the public attention, another timidly courts it. I would no
  • more beg for than disdain applause, and therefore should advance
  • nothing in Favor of the following little _Poem_, did it not appear a
  • Cruelty and disregard to send a first Production naked into the WORLD.
  • The WORLD!--how pompous, and yet how trifling the sound. Every MAN,
  • Gentle Reader, has a WORLD of his own, & whether it consists of half a
  • score, or half a thousand Friends, 'tis his, and he loves to boast of
  • it. Into my WORLD, therefore, I commit this, my Muse's earliest labor,
  • nothing doubting the Clemency of the Climate, nor fearing the
  • Partiality of the censorious.
  • Something by way of _Apology_ for this trifle, is perhaps necessary;
  • especially for those parts, wherein I have taken such great Liberties
  • with Mr. POPE; that Gentleman, secure in immortal Fame, would forgive
  • me; forgive me too, my friendly Critic; I promise thee, thou wilt find
  • the Extracts from the Swan of Thames the best Parts of the
  • Performance; Few, I dare venture to affirm, will pay me so great a
  • Compliment, as to think I have injured Mr POPE; Fewer, I hope, will
  • think I endeavoured to do it, and Fewest of all will think any thing
  • about it.
  • The LADIES will doubtless favor my Attempt; for them indeed it was
  • principally composed; I have endeavored to demonstrate that it is
  • their own Faults, if they are not deemed as good MEN, as half the
  • masculine World; that a personal Difference of Sex need not make a
  • real Difference; and that a tender Languishment, a refin'd Delicacy,
  • and a particular attention to shine in Dress, will render the
  • _Beau-Animal_ infinitely more feminine, than the generality of LADIES,
  • whatever arcane Tokens of _Manhood_ the said _Animal_ may be indued
  • with; and yet, ye FAIR! these creatures pass even in your catalogue
  • for MEN; which I'm afraid is a Demonstration that the real MAN is very
  • scarce.
  • Some grave _Head_ or _other_ may possibly tell me, that Vice is to be
  • lash'd, not indulg'd; that true _Poetry_ forbids, not encourages,
  • Folly; and such other wise and weighty Sentences, picked from POPE and
  • HORACE, as he shall think most appertaining to his own dignity. But
  • this, my good Reader, is a trifle; _People_ now a Days are not to be
  • preach'd into Reflection, or they pay _Parsons_, not _Poets_ for it,
  • if they were; they listen indeed to a Discourse from the Pulpit, for
  • MEN are too wise to give away their Money without any consideration;
  • and though they don't mind what is said there, 'tis doubtless a great
  • Satisfaction to think they might if they choose it; but a MAN reads a
  • _Poem_ for quite a different purpose: to be lul'd into ease from
  • reflection, to be lul'd into an inclination for pleasure, and (where I
  • confess it comes nearer the Sermon) to be lul'd--asleep.
  • But lest the _Apology_ should have the latter effect in itself, and so
  • take away the merit of the Performance by forestalling that agreeable
  • Event: I without further ceremony bid thee Adieu!
  • PART the FIRST.
  • The mighty Spirit and its power which stains[1]
  • The bloodless cheek, and vivifies the brains,
  • I sing. Say ye, its fiery Vot'ries true,
  • The jovial Curate, and the shrill-tongu'd Shrew;
  • Ye, in the floods of limpid poison nurst,
  • Where Bowl the second charms like Bowl the first;
  • Say, how and why the sparkling ill is shed,
  • The Heart which hardens, and which rules the Head.
  • When Winter stern his gloomy front uprears,
  • A sable void the barren earth appears; 10
  • The meads no more their former verdure boast,
  • Fast bound their streams, and all their Beauty lost;
  • The herds, the flocks, their icy garments mourn,
  • And wildly murmur for the Spring's return;
  • The fallen branches from the sapless tree
  • With glittering fragments strow the glassy way;
  • From snow-top'd Hills the whirlwinds keenly blow,
  • Howl through the Woods, and pierce the vales below;
  • Through the sharp air a flaky torrent flies,
  • Mocks the slow sight, and hides the gloomy skies; 20
  • The fleecy clouds their chilly bosoms bare,
  • And shed their substance on the floating air;
  • The floating air their downy substance glides
  • Through springing Waters, and prevents their tides;
  • Seizes the rolling Waves, and, as a God,
  • Charms their swift race, and stops the refl'ent flood;
  • The opening valves, which fill the venal road,
  • Then scarcely urge along the sanguine flood;
  • The labouring Pulse a slower motion rules,
  • The Tendons stiffen, and the Spirit cools; 30
  • Each asks the aid of [Nature's] sister Art,
  • To Cher the senses, and to warm the Heart.
  • The gentle fair on nervous tea relies,
  • Whilst gay good-nature sparkles in her eyes;
  • An inoffensive Scandal fluttering round,
  • Too rough to tickle, and too light to wound;
  • Champain the Courtier drinks, the spleen to chase,
  • The Colonel burgundy, and port his Grace;
  • Turtle and 'rrack the city rulers charm,
  • Ale and content the labouring peasants warm; 40
  • O'er the dull embers happy Colin sits,
  • Colin, the prince of joke and rural wits;
  • Whilst the wind whistles through the hollow panes,
  • He drinks, nor of the rude assault complains;
  • And tells the Tale, from sire to son retold,
  • Of spirits vanishing near hidden gold;
  • Of moon-clad Imps, that tremble by the dew,
  • Who skim the air, or glide o'er waters blue.
  • The throng invisible, that doubtless float
  • By mould'ring Tombs, and o'er the stagnant moat; 50
  • Fays dimly glancing on the russet plain,
  • And all the dreadful nothing of the Green.
  • And why not these? Less fictious is the tale,
  • Inspir'd by Hel'con's streams, than muddy ale?
  • Peace be to such, the happiest and the best,
  • Who with the forms of fancy urge their jest;
  • Who wage no war with an Avenger's Rod,
  • Nor in the pride of reason curse their God.
  • When in the vaulted arch Lucina gleams,
  • And gaily dances o'er the azure streams; 60
  • When in the wide cerulean space on high
  • The vivid stars shoot lustre through the sky;
  • On silent Ether when a trembling sound
  • Reverberates, and wildly floats around,
  • Breaking through trackless space upon the ear--
  • Conclude the Bacchanalian Rustic near;
  • O'er Hills and vales the jovial Savage reels,
  • Fire in his head and Frenzy at his heels;
  • From paths direct the bending Hero swerves,
  • And shapes his way in ill-proportion'd curves; 70
  • Now safe arriv'd, his sleeping Rib he calls,
  • And madly thunders on the muddy walls;
  • The well-known sounds an equal fury move,
  • For rage meets rage, as love enkindles love;
  • The buxom Quean from bed of flocks descends }
  • With vengeful ire, a civil war portends, }
  • An oaken plant the Hero's breast defends. }
  • In vain the 'waken'd infant's accents shrill
  • The humble regions of the cottage fill;
  • In vain the Cricket chirps the mansion through, 80
  • 'Tis war, and Blood and Battle must ensue.
  • As when, on humble stage, him Satan hight
  • Defies the brazen Hero to the fight;
  • From twanging strokes what dire misfortunes rise,
  • What fate to maple arms, and glassen eyes;
  • Here lies a leg of elm, and there a stroke
  • From ashen neck has whirl'd a Head of oak.
  • So drops from either power, with vengeance big,
  • A remnant night-cap, and an old cut wig;
  • Titles unmusical, retorted round, 90
  • On either ear with leaden vengeance sound;
  • 'Till equal Valour equal Wounds create,
  • And drowsy peace concludes the fell debate;
  • Sleep in her woolen mantle wraps the pair,
  • And sheds her poppies on the ambient air;
  • Intoxication flies, as fury fled,
  • On rocky pinions quits the aching head;
  • Returning Reason cools the fiery blood,
  • And drives from memory's seat the rosy God.
  • Yet still he holds o'er some his madd'ning rule, 100
  • Still sways his Sceptre, and still knows his Fool;
  • Witness the livid lip and fiery front,
  • With many a smarting trophy plac'd upon't;
  • The hollow Eye, which plays in misty springs,
  • And the hoarse Voice, which rough and broken rings.
  • These are his triumphs, and o'er these he reigns,
  • The blinking Deity of reeling brains.
  • See Inebriety! her wand she waves,
  • And lo! her pale, and lo! her purple slaves;
  • Sots in embroidery, and sots in crape, 110
  • Of every order, station, rank, and shape;
  • The King, who nods upon his rattle-throne;
  • The staggering Peer, to midnight revel prone;
  • The slow-tongu'd Bishop, and the Deacon sly,
  • The humble Pensioner, and Gownsman dry;
  • The proud, the mean, the selfish, and the great,
  • Swell the dull throng, and stagger into state.
  • Lo! proud Flaminius at the splendid board,
  • The easy chaplain of an atheist Lord,
  • Quaffs the bright juice, with all the gust of sense, 120
  • And clouds his brain in torpid elegance;
  • In china vases see the sparkling ill,
  • From gay Decanters view the rosy rill;
  • The neat-carv'd pipes in silver settle laid,
  • The screw by mathematic cunning made;
  • The whole a pompous and enticing scene,
  • And grandly glaring for the surplic'd Swain;
  • Oh! happy Priest whose God like Egypt's lies,
  • At once the Deity and sacrifice!
  • But is Flaminius, then, the man alone, 130
  • To whom the Joys of swimming brains are known?
  • Lo! the poor Toper whose untutor'd sense[2]
  • Sees bliss in ale, and can with wine dispense;
  • Whose head proud fancy never taught to steer
  • Beyond the muddy extacies of Beer;
  • But simple nature can her longing quench
  • Behind the settle's curve, or humbler bench;
  • Some kitchen-fire diffusing warmth around,
  • The semi-globe by Hieroglyphics crown'd;
  • Where canvas purse displays the brass enroll'd, 140
  • Nor Waiters rave, nor Landlords thirst for gold;
  • Ale and content his fancy's bounds confine,
  • He asks no limpid Punch, no rosy Wine;
  • But sees, admitted to an equal share,
  • Each faithful swain the heady potion bear.
  • Go, wiser thou! and in thy scale of taste
  • Weigh gout and gravel against ale and rest.
  • Call vulgar palates, what thou judgest so;
  • Say, beer is heavy, windy, cold and slow;
  • Laugh at poor sots with insolent pretence, 150
  • Yet cry when tortur'd, where is Providence?
  • If thou alone art, head and heel, not clear,
  • Alone made steady here, untumour'd there;
  • Snatch from the Board the bottle and the bowl,
  • Curse the keen pain, and be a mad proud Fool.
  • FOOTNOTES:
  • [1] "The mighty Mother, and her Son, who brings
  • The Smithfield Muses to the ear of Kings,
  • I sing. Say ye, her instruments, the great,
  • Call'd to this Work by Dulness, Jove, and Fate;
  • You by whose care, in vain decry'd, and curst,
  • Still Dunce the second reigns like Dunce the first;
  • Say, how the Goddess bade Britannia sleep,
  • And pour'd her spirit o'er the land and deep."
  • Pope's Dunciad.--
  • [2] "Lo, the poor Indian! whose untutor'd mind
  • Sees God in Clouds, and hears him in the wind;
  • Whose Soul proud science never taught to stray
  • Far as the solar walk, or milky way,
  • Yet simple nature to his hope has given
  • Behind the cloud-top't hill an humbler Heaven;
  • Some safer world, in depth of woods embrac'd,
  • Some happier island, in a watry waste:
  • Where slaves once more their native land behold,
  • Nor friends torment, nor Christians thirst for Gold;
  • To live, contents his natural desire,
  • He asks no Seraph's wing, no Angel's fire,
  • But thinks admitted to that equal Sky,
  • His faithful Dog, shall bear him company:
  • Go, wiser thou! and in thy scale of sense
  • Weigh thy opinion against Providence;
  • Call imperfection what thou fancy'st such,
  • Say here he gives too little, here too much,
  • Destroy all creatures for thy sport and gust,
  • Yet cry, if man's unhappy, God's unjust;
  • If man alone engross not Heaven's high care,
  • Alone made perfect here, immortal there:
  • Snatch from his hand the balance and the rod,
  • Rejudge his Justice, and be God of God."
  • Pope's Essay on Man.--
  • End of PART the FIRST.
  • PART the SECOND.
  • In various forms the madd'ning Spirit moves,
  • This drinks and fights, another drinks and loves.
  • A bastard Zeal of different kinds it shows,
  • And now with rage, and now Religion glows;
  • The frantic Soul bright reason's path defies,
  • Now creeps on Earth, now triumphs in the Skies;
  • Swims in the seas of error and explores,
  • Through midnight mists, the fluctuating Shores;
  • From wave to wave in rocky Channel glides,
  • And sinks in woe, or on presumption slides; 10
  • In Pride exalted, or by Shame deprest,
  • An Angel-Devil, or a human-Beast.
  • Without a pilot who attempts to steer,
  • Has small discretion or has little care;
  • That pilot Reason, in the erring Soul,
  • Is lost, is blinded in the steaming Bowl,
  • Charm'd by its power, we cast our guide away,
  • And at the mercy of conjecture lay;
  • Discretion dies with reason, Revel wakes!
  • And o'er the head his fiery banners shakes. 20
  • With him come frenzy, folly and excess,
  • Blink-ey'd conceit and shallow emptiness;
  • At Folly's beck a train of Vices glide,
  • Murder in madness cloak'd, in choler, Pride;
  • Above, Impiety, with curses bound,
  • Lours at the skies, and whirls Damnation round.
  • Some rage, in all the strength of folly mad,
  • Some love stupidity, in silence clad,
  • Are never quarrelsome, are never gay,
  • But sleep and groan and drink the Night away; 30
  • Old Torpio nods, and, as the laugh goes round,
  • Grunts through the nasal Duct, and joins the sound;
  • Then sleeps again, and, as the liquors pass,
  • Wakes at the friendly Jog, and takes his Glass;
  • Alike to him who stands, or reels, or moves;
  • The elbow chair, good wine and Sleep he loves;
  • Nor cares of state disturb his easy head,
  • By grosser fumes and calmer follies fed;
  • Nor thoughts, of when, or where, or how to come,
  • The Canvass general, or the general Doom; 40
  • Extremes ne'er reach'd one passion of his Soul;
  • A villain tame, and an unmettled fool,
  • To half his Vices he has but pretence,
  • For they usurp the place of common sense;
  • To half his little Merits has no claim
  • But very Indolence has rais'd his name,
  • Happy in this, that under Satan's sway
  • His passions humble, but will not obey.
  • The Vicar at the table's front presides,
  • Whose presence a monastic life derides; 50
  • The reverend Wig, in sideway order plac'd,
  • The reverend Band, by rubric stains disgrac'd,
  • The leering Eye, in wayward circles roll'd,
  • Mark him the Pastor of a jovial Fold,
  • Whose various texts excite a loud applause,
  • Favouring the Bottle, and the good old Cause.
  • See! the dull smile which fearfully appears,
  • When gross Indecency her front uprears;
  • The joy conceal'd the fiercer burns within,
  • As masks afford the keenest gust to Sin; 60
  • Imagination helps the reverend Sire,
  • And spreads the sails of sub-divine desire.
  • But when the gay immoral joke goes round,
  • When Shame and all her blushing train are drown'd,
  • Rather than hear his God blasphem'd he takes
  • The last lov'd Glass, and then the board forsakes:
  • Not that Religion prompts the sober thought,
  • But slavish Custom has the practice taught.
  • Besides, this zealous son of warm devotion
  • Has a true levite Bias for promotion; 70
  • Vicars must with discretion go astray,
  • Whilst Bishops may be d----n'd the nearest way;
  • So puny robbers individuals kill,
  • When hector-Heroes murder as they will.
  • Good honest Curio elbows the [divine,]
  • And strives, a social sinner, how to shine;
  • The dull quaint tale is his, the lengthen'd tale,
  • That Wilton Farmers give you with their ale:
  • How midnight Ghosts o'er vaults terrific pass,
  • Dance o'er the Grave, and slide along the grass; 80
  • How Maids forsaken haunt the lonely wood,
  • And tye the Noose, or try the willow flood;
  • How rural Heroes overcame the giants,
  • And through the ramshorn trumpet blew defiance;
  • Or how pale Cicely, within the wood,
  • Call'd Satan forth and bargain'd with her blood.
  • These, honest Curio, are thine, and these
  • Are the dull Treasures of a brain at peace.
  • No wit intoxicates thy gentle skull,
  • Of heavy, native, [unwrought] folly full; 90
  • Bowl upon Bowl in vain exert their force;
  • The breathing Spirit takes a downward course,
  • Or, vainly soaring upwards to the head,
  • Meets an impenetrable tence of lead.
  • Hast thou, Oh Reader! search'd o'er gentle Gay,
  • Where various animals their powers display?
  • In one strange Group, a chattering race was hurl'd,
  • Led by the Monkey who had seen the world.
  • He, it is said, from woodland shepherds stole,
  • And went to Court, to greet each fellow fool. 100
  • Like him, Fabricio steals from guardian's side,
  • Swims not in [pleasure's] stream, but sips the tide;
  • He hates the Bottle, yet but thinks it right }
  • To boast next day the honours of the night; }
  • None like your Coward can describe a fight. }
  • See him, as down the sparkling potion goes,
  • Labor to grin away the horrid dose;
  • In joy-feign'd gaze his misty eye-balls float,
  • Th' uncivil Spirit gurgling at his throat;
  • So looks dim Titan through a wintry scene, 110
  • And faintly cheers the woe-foreboding swain;
  • But now, Alas! the hour, th'increasing flood,
  • Rolls round and round, and cannot be withstood;
  • Thrice he essays to stop the ruby flow,
  • To stem its Force, and keep it still below;
  • In vain his Art, it comes! at [distance] gaze,
  • Ye stancher Sots, and be not near the place.
  • As when a flood from Ossa's pendant brow
  • Rolls rapid to its fellow streams below,
  • It moves tempest'ous down the Mountain's sides, 120 }
  • O'er lesser hills and vales like light'ning glides, }
  • And o'er their beauties fall'n triumphant rides, }
  • Each verdant spot and sunny bank defaces,
  • And forms a minor Ocean at its basis;
  • So from his rueful lips Fabricio pours,
  • With melancholy Force, the tinctur'd showers;
  • O'er the embroider'd vest they take their way,
  • And in the grave its tinsel honours lay.
  • No Nymph was there, to hold the helpless face,
  • Or save from ruin's spoil the luckless lace; 130
  • No guardian Fair, to turn the head aside
  • And to securer paths the torrent glide;
  • From silk to silk it drove its wayward Course,
  • And on the diamond buckle spent its Force.
  • Ah! gentle Fop! what luckless fate was thine
  • To sin through fashion, and in woe to shine.
  • But all our Numbers why should rascals claim[3]?
  • Rise, honest Muse, and sing a nobler name.
  • Pleas'd in his Eye good humour always smiles,
  • And Mirth unbought with strife the hour beguiles, 140
  • Who smoothed the frown on yonder surly brow?
  • From the dry Joke who bade gay Laughter flow?
  • Not of affected, empty rapture full,
  • Nor in proud Strain magnificently dull,
  • But gay and easy, giving without Art
  • Joy to each sense, and Solace to the heart.
  • Thrice happy Damon, able to pursue
  • What all so wish, but want the power to do.
  • No cares thy Head, no crimes thy Heart torment,
  • At home thou'rt happy, and abroad content; 150
  • Pleas'd with thyself, and therefore form'd to please,
  • With Moderation free, and gay with Ease,
  • Wise in a medium, just to an extreme,
  • "The soul of Humour, and the life of Whim,"
  • Plac'd from thy Sphere, amid the sons of shame,
  • Proud of thy Jest, but prouder of thy Name.
  • Pernicious streams from healthy fountains rise,
  • And Wit abus'd degenerates into vice;
  • Timon, long practic'd in the School of art,
  • Has lost each finer feeling of the Heart, 160
  • Triumphs o'er shame, and with delusive whiles,
  • Laughs at the Idiot he himself beguiles.
  • So matrons, past the awe of Censure's tongue,
  • Deride the blushes of the fair and young.
  • Few with more Fire on every subject spoke,
  • But chief he lov'd the gay immoral joke;
  • The Words most sacred, stole from holy writ,
  • He gave a newer form, and call'd them Wit;
  • Could twist a Sentence into various meaning,
  • And save himself in dubious explaining; 170
  • Could use a manner long taught art affords,
  • And hint Impiety in holy words.
  • Vice never had a more sincere ally,
  • So bold no Sinner, yet no Saint so sly;
  • Sophist and Cynic, mystically cool,
  • And still a very Sceptic at the soul;
  • Learn'd but not wise, and without Virtue brave,
  • A gay, deluding, philosophic Knave.
  • When Bacchus' joys his airy fancy fire,
  • They stir a new, but still a false desire; 180
  • The place of malice ridicule then holds,
  • And woe to teachers, ministers and scolds;
  • And, to the comfort of each untaught Fool,
  • Horace in English vindicates the Bowl.
  • "The man" (says Timon) "who is drunk is blest[4],
  • No fears [disturb], no cares destroy his rest;
  • In thoughtless joy he reels away his life,
  • Nor dreads that worst of ills, a noisy wife.
  • Of late I sat within the jangling bar,
  • And heard my Rib's hoarse thunder from afar; 190
  • Careless I spoke, and, when she found me drunk,
  • She breath'd one Curse, and then away she slunk,
  • Oh! place me, Jove, where none but women come,
  • And thunders worse than thine afflict the room;
  • Where one eternal Nothing flutters round,
  • And senseless [titt'rings] sense of mirth confound;
  • Or lead me bound to Garret, babel-high,
  • Where frantic Poet rolls his crazy eye;
  • Tiring the Ear, with oft-repeated chimes,
  • And smiling at the never ending rhymes; 200
  • E'en here or there, I'll be as blest as Jove,
  • Give me tobacco, and the wine I love."
  • Applause from Hands the dying accents break
  • Of stagg'ring sots, who vainly try to speak;
  • From Milo, him who hangs upon each word,
  • And in loud praises splits the tortur'd board,
  • Collects each sentence, ere it's better known,
  • And makes the mutilated joke his own,
  • At weekly club to flourish, where he rules
  • The glorious president of grosser fools. 210
  • But cease, my Muse; of those or these enough,
  • The fools who listen, and the knaves who Scoff;
  • The jest profane, that mocks th' offended God,
  • Defies his power, and [sets] at nought his rod.
  • The empty Laugh, discretion's vainest foe,
  • From fool to fool re-echo'd to and fro;
  • The sly Indecency, that slowly springs
  • From barren wit, and halts on trembling wings:
  • Enough of these, and all the charms of Wine;
  • Be sober joys and social evenings mine, 220
  • Where peace and Reason unsoil'd mirth improve,
  • The powers of friendship and the joys of love;
  • Where thought meets thought ere Words its form array,
  • And all is sacred, elegant, and gay;
  • Such pleasure leaves no Sorrow on the mind,
  • Too great to [pall], to sicken too [refin'd],
  • Too soft for Noise, and too sublime for art,
  • The social solace of the feeling Heart,
  • For sloth too rapid, and for wit too high,
  • 'Tis Virtue's Pleasure, and can never die. 230
  • FOOTNOTES:
  • [3] "But all our praises why should Lords engross?
  • Rise honest Muse and sing the Man of Ross.
  • Pleas'd Vaga echo's, through her winding bounds,
  • And rapid Severn hoarse applause resounds;
  • Who hung with woods, yon mountain's sultry brow?
  • From the dry Rock, who bade the waters flow?
  • Not to the skies in useless columns tost,
  • Nor in proud falls, magnificently lost.
  • But clear and artless, pouring through the plain
  • Health to the Sick, and solace to the Swain."
  • POPE.--
  • [4] "Integer vitæ, scelerisque [purus]
  • Non eget &c. &c."
  • HORACE.
  • End of PART the SECOND.
  • PART the THIRD.
  • Now soar, my Muse! and leave the meaner crew[5],
  • To aim at bliss, and vainly bliss pursue;
  • Let us (since Man no privilege can claim,
  • Than a contended, half superior name)
  • Expatiate o'er the raptures of the Fair,
  • Vot'ries to stolen joys, but yet sincere;
  • In secret Haunts, where never day-light gleams
  • By bottles, tempting with forbidden streams,
  • Together let us search; above, below,
  • Try what the Closets, what the Cellars show; 10
  • The latent vault with piercing view explore
  • Of her who hides the all reviving store.
  • Eye Beauty's walks, when round the welkin rolls,
  • And catch the stumbling Charmer as she falls;
  • Laugh where we must, but pity where we can,
  • And vindicate the sweet soft souls to Man.
  • Pardon, ye Fair, the Poet and his Muse,
  • And what ye can't approve, at least excuse;
  • Far be from him the iron lash of Wit,
  • The jokes of Humour, and the sneers that hit; 20
  • He speaks of Freedom, and he speaks to you,
  • His Verse is simple, but his Subject new;
  • And novelty, ye Fair, beyond a doubt,
  • Is philosophic truth, the World throughout.
  • Hard is the lot of Woman, so have sung
  • The pensive old, and the presuming young;
  • Born without privilege, in bondage bred,
  • Slave from the Cradle to the marriage Bed;
  • Slave from the hour hymeneal to the grave,
  • In age, in youth, in infancy a Slave. 30
  • Happy the Bard, who, bold in pride of song
  • Shall free the chain, by Custom bound so long,
  • And show the Fair, to mean tradition prone,
  • Though Virtue may have sex, yet Vice has none.
  • If Man is licenc'd to confuse his mind,
  • Say, why should female Frailty be confin'd?
  • Is't right that she who dearly bought the fruit, }
  • Of all our wayward appetites the root, }
  • Who first made Man a fool and then a brute; }
  • Who fair in spells of tender kind can slay, 40
  • Like Israel's Judge, her thousands in a day;
  • Nay farther, has a far superior Pow'r,
  • And almost thousands in a day can cure;
  • She, the bright cause of fury in Man's breast;
  • And brighter cause who bids that fury rest;
  • Who raises peace or war at her command,
  • And bids a sword destroy a tipsy Land;
  • Say, is it right that she who kills and saves,
  • Makes wise Men mad, and takes the veil from Knaves,
  • Should want the pow'r, the magic, which alone, 50
  • Can Conquests boast more fatal than her own?
  • For Man alone did earth produce her fruit,
  • The sole, as well as the superior, brute;
  • Does he alone the glorious licence claim,
  • To put the human off, and loose his Name?
  • Woman in Knowledge was the earlier curst,
  • And tasted of forbidden Fruit the first;
  • Prior to Man, the law she disobey'd,
  • And shall she want the Freedom she convey'd?
  • By her first Theft each fiery ill we feel, 60
  • And yet compel the gen'rous Fair to steal;
  • First made by her for soaring actions fit,
  • Woman! the spring of super-human wit,
  • Shall we from her each dear bought bliss withhold,
  • As Spaniards use the Indians for their Gold?
  • Ungrateful Man! in pride so high to aim,
  • As to be sole inheritor of shame!
  • And you, ye Fair! why slumber on disdain,
  • Forbear to vindicate, yet can't refrain?
  • Why should Papilla seek the vaulted hoard, 70
  • And but in secret ape her honest Lord?
  • Why should'st thou, Celia, to thy stores repair,
  • And sip the generous Spirit in such fear?
  • Reform the Error, and revoke your plan,
  • And as ye dare to imitate, be----Man.
  • First know yourselves, and frame your passions all[6],
  • In proper order, how to rise and fall;
  • Woman's a Being, dubiously great,
  • Never contented with a passive state;
  • With too much Knowledge to give Man the sway, 80
  • With too much Pride his humours to obey,
  • She hangs in doubt, [too] humble or [too] brave;
  • In doubt to be a Mistress or a Slave;
  • In doubt herself or Husband to controul;
  • Born to be made a tyrant or a fool;
  • In one extreme, her Power is always such
  • Either to show too little, or too much;
  • Bred up in Passions, by their sway abus'd,
  • The weaker for the stronger still refus'd;
  • Created oft' to rise, and oft' to fall, 90
  • Changing in all things, yet alike in all;
  • Soft Judge of right or wrong, or blest or curst,
  • The happiest, saddest, holiest, or the worst.
  • And why? because your failings ye suppress,
  • And what ye dare to act, dare not confess.
  • Would you, ye Fair, as Man your vices boast,
  • And she be most admir'd, who sins the most;
  • Would ye in open revel gaily spring,
  • And o'er the wanton Banquet vaunting sing;
  • The doubtful Precedence we then should own, 100
  • And you be first in [Error's] mazes known.
  • But why to Vices of the boist'rous kind
  • Tye the soft Soul, and urge the gentle Mind?
  • Forbid it, Nature! to the Fair I speak,
  • By her made strong, by Custom rendered weak;
  • Whose passions, trembling for unbounded sway,
  • Will thank the Bard, who points the nearest way;
  • All Vice through Folly's regions first should pass,
  • And Folly holds her sceptre o'er the glass.
  • Drink then, ye Fair! and nature's laws fulfill; 110
  • Be ev'ry thing at once, and all ye will;
  • Put off the mask that hides the Sex's claim
  • And makes Distinction but an empty name.
  • Go, wond'rous Creature! where the potion glides[7]
  • From Bowls unmeasured in illumin'd tides;
  • Instruct each other, in your due degrees;
  • Correct old Rules, and be e'en what you please;
  • Go, drink! for who shall jointed power contest?
  • Drink to the passable, the good, the best.
  • And, quitting Custom and her idle plan, 120
  • Call drowning reason imitating Man;
  • Like lovers' brains in giddy circles run,
  • And, all exhausting, imitate the Sun;
  • Go, and be Man in noise and glorious strife,
  • Then drop into his Arms and be a----Wife.
  • Ye Gods! what scenes upon my Fancy press,
  • The Consequence of unconfin'd excess;
  • When Vice in common has one general name,
  • And male and female Errors be the same;
  • For, as the strength of Spirit none contest, 130
  • That daring Ill shall introduce the rest;
  • Then, what a field of glory will arise,
  • What dazzling scenes, ye Fair, before your eyes:
  • As female duels, Jockies----what besides?
  • Gamblers in petticoats, and booted brides;
  • The tender Billet to the gentle swain,
  • That boldly dares avouch the am'rous pain;
  • Soft Beaux intreated, gentle Coxcombs prest,
  • And Fops asham'd half blush to be addrest.
  • Thus to sweet Strephon will his Chloris say, 140
  • One cup of Nectar having pav'd the way;
  • "Oh! why so dead to my emploring eyes,
  • Deaf to my prayer, and speechless to my sighs?
  • Sure never Nymph of old, my darling Boy,
  • When Men intreated, and when we were coy,
  • Was prest so warmly by a bleeding swain,
  • Or shot from killing eyes such cold disdain."
  • And thus will run wild Flavia's Billetdoux,
  • The writing bold, and e'en the spelling true:
  • "No more, my Belmour, shun these longing arms, 150
  • Thou quintessence of all thy Sex's charms;
  • At ten--behind the elm, where echoes sigh,
  • Shall, taught [by] me, teach thee my swain to die;
  • The conscious Moon shall fill her lucid horn,
  • And join thy Blush to mock the crimson morn;
  • The limpid Stream shall softly move along,
  • And hear its own sweet warble from thy tongue;
  • There come, dear boy, or vainly flow the streams,
  • There come, or vainly sheds the moon her beams;
  • Vainly on her my Moments I shall waste, 160
  • She who like thee is cold, and who like thee is chaste."
  • But then what tender Stripling shall escape?
  • What blushing Boy avoid a Lady-Rape?
  • Where shall each lisping creature hide his head,
  • To amazonian desires betray'd?
  • Where from the wily Heroine remove,
  • Clad in the fortitude of Wine and Love?
  • Oh! hapless Lad, what refuge canst thou find
  • Too soft, too mild, too tender to be kind?
  • Yet this is no objection understood, 170
  • "For partial Evil's universal Good."
  • Nor think of Nature's state I make a jest[8]:
  • The state of Nature is a state undrest;
  • The love of Pleasure at our birth began,
  • Pleasure the aim of all things, and of Man.
  • Law then was not, the swelling flame to kill,
  • Man walk'd with beast, and--so he always will;
  • And Woman too, the same their board and bed,
  • And would be now, but Folks are better bred;
  • In some convenient grot, or tufted wood, 180
  • All human beings Nature's circuit trod;
  • The shrine was her's, with no gay vesture laid;
  • Unbrib'd, unmarried stood the willing maid;
  • Her attribute was universal Love,
  • And man's prerogative to range and rove.
  • But how unlike the Pairs of times to come,
  • Wedded, yet separate, abroad at home,
  • Who foes to Nature, and to evil prone,
  • Despising all, but hating most their own.
  • A wayward craving this Neglect succeeds, 190
  • As every Monster monst'rous children breeds;
  • Strange motly passions from this vice began,
  • And Man unnatural turn'd to worship Man.
  • For this the Muse now calls the Fair to rise,
  • To shew our failings, and to make us wise;
  • Be now to Bacchus, now to Venus prone,
  • And share each folly Man has thought his own;
  • Shame him from Vice, by shewing him your shame,
  • And part with yours, to reinstate his Fame;
  • Be generously vile, and this your view: 200
  • That Man may hate his errors seen in you.
  • Say, when the Coxcomb flatters and adores,
  • When (taking snuff) your pity he implores;
  • With many a gentle Dem'me swears to die,
  • And humbly begs Destruction from your eye;
  • When your own arts he takes, and speaks in smiles,
  • With Softness woos, and with a Voice beguiles;
  • Does it not move your pity and disdain,
  • Such flow'ry passion, and such mincing pain;
  • Your various Follies you with anger scan, 210
  • So shewn by one whom Nature meant for Man.
  • E'en so do we our faults in you despise,
  • And Vice has double malice in those Eyes.
  • When Chloe toasts her Beau, or raves too loud;
  • When Flavia leaves her home, and joins a croud;
  • When Silvia fearless rolls the roguish eye,
  • And Damon's want of confidence supply;
  • When betts, and duns, and every rougher name,
  • Sound in the ear of either Sex the same;
  • How should we tell, when thus you love and hate, 220
  • Who acts the Man, and who's effeminate?
  • Drink, then! disclaim your Sex, be Man in all,
  • Shew us at once, distinction ought to fall;
  • And from the humble things ye were of old,
  • Be reeling Cæsars in a cyprian mould.
  • Better for us, 'tis granted, it might be[9],
  • Were you all Softness, and all Honour we;
  • That never rougher Passion mov'd your mind;
  • That we were all or excellent or blind;
  • But, as we now subsist by passions strife, 230
  • Which are (POPE writes) the elements of life,
  • The general order, since the whole began,
  • Should be dissolv'd, and Manners make the Man.
  • Nor fear, if once ye break through general Laws,
  • To draw in thousands, and gain our applause;
  • Nor fear but Fame your merits shall make known,
  • And female Bravos trample Hectors down;
  • From Man himself you'll learn the art he boasts,
  • Rule in his room, and govern in his posts.
  • Thus does the Muse in vein didactic speak----[10] 240
  • "Go, from proud Man thy full instructions take;
  • Learn from the Law, what gain its mazes yield;
  • Learn of the Brave the police of the field;
  • Thy arts of shuffling from the Courtier get;
  • Learn of his Grace to stare away a debt;
  • Learn from the Sot his poison to caress,
  • Shake the mad room, and revel in excess;
  • From Man all forms of grand deception find,
  • And so be tempted to delude Mankind.
  • Here frantic schemes of wild Ambition see; 250
  • There all the plots, my Fair! he lays for thee.
  • Learn each small People's genius, humours, aims,
  • The Jocky's dealing, and Newmarket games;
  • How there in common wealth in currents go,
  • And poverty and riches ebb and flow;
  • And these for ever, though a Saint deny'd,
  • To splendour or contempt their Masters guide;
  • Mark the nice rules of modern honour well,
  • Rules which the laws of Nature far excel.
  • In vain thy fancy finer whims shall draw; 260
  • Good-breeding is as difficult as Law,
  • And, form'd so complex, makes itself a science,
  • To bid the Scholar and the Clown defiance.
  • Go then, and thus thy present Lords survey,
  • And let the Creatures feel they must obey;
  • Learn all their Arts, be these thy choicest hoard,
  • Be fear'd for these, and be for these ador'd."
  • And where are these? within the Bowl they lie;
  • Thence spring ambitious thoughts, there doubtings die;
  • From thence we trace the horrors of a War, 270
  • Chaotic counsel, ministerial jar;
  • This makes a gambling Lord, a Patriot vain,
  • The Soldier's fury, and the Lover's pain;
  • Fills Bedlam's wards with souls of ærial mould;
  • This makes the Madman, this supplies the Scold;
  • Here rules the one grand Passion in extreme,
  • A love of lucre, or a love of fame;
  • The Scholar's boast, the Politician's plan;
  • Here shines the Bubble, and here falls the Man.
  • Oh! happy fall of insolence and pride, 280
  • Which makes the humblest with the great allied;
  • Which levels like the Grave all earthly things,
  • For drunken Coblers are as proud as Kings;
  • Which plucks the sons of grandeur from their sphere,
  • For who is lower than a stagg'ring Peer?
  • Yet here, ye Fair, tho' ev'ry Soul's the same,
  • And Prince and Pedlar differ but in name,
  • Folly with Fashion is discreetly grac'd,
  • And, if all sin, not all can sin in taste;
  • For who, ye Gods! would ever go astray, 290
  • If 'twas not something in a modish way?
  • Oh! Fashion, caprice, pride--whate'er we call--
  • Thou something, nothing, dear attractive all;
  • Thou serious trifle of the gentle Soul,
  • Worship'd, yet changing, varying to controul;
  • Sweet Child of wanton fancy, artful whim,
  • Bred in an instant, born in an Extreme;
  • Folly's best friend, and luxury's ally,
  • Who, dying always, prov'st thou canst not die;
  • Attend us here; let us grow mad in Form, 300
  • Rage with an Air, and elegantly storm;
  • Invoke destruction with a Grace divine,
  • And call for Satan as a child of thine;
  • Genteely stagger from the common road;
  • And ape the brute, but ape him in the mode;
  • With a Court-grace make every action known,
  • For who'd be d----n'd for sins they blush to own?
  • Far as the power of human vice extends[11],
  • Her scale of sensual vanity ascends;
  • Mark how it rises to the gilded Throne, 310
  • From the poor wretch who dully topes alone.
  • What modes of folly, each in one extreme,
  • The sots dim sense, th' Epicurean's dream;
  • Of scent, what difference 'twixt the pungent rum
  • And noxious vapours of fermenting stum;
  • Of hearing, to Champain's decanted swell
  • From the dull gurgle of expiring ale?
  • The touch, how distant in the mean and great,
  • Who feel all roughness, or who feed from plate;
  • In the nice Lord, behold what arts produce; 320
  • From vases carv'd is quaff'd the balmy juice;
  • How palates vary in the poor Divine,
  • Compar'd, half-reasoning Nobleman! with thine.
  • Thus every sense is fill'd in due degree,
  • And proper barriers bound his Grace and me;
  • Here every Passion is at length display'd,
  • Nations are ruin'd, Ministers betray'd;
  • And what, ye Fair, concerns your pleasures most,
  • Intrigues are plan'd, and Reputations lost:
  • By you persuaded, Man was overcome, 330
  • And conquer'd once, received a general doom;
  • Requite the deed, partake a general Curse;
  • We fell with you, and you should fall with us.
  • FOOTNOTES:
  • [5] "Awake, my St. John, leave all meaner things
  • To low ambition, and the pride of Kings;
  • Let us (since Life can little more supply
  • Than just to look about us, and to die)
  • Expatiate free o'er all this scene of Man,
  • A mighty maze, but not without a plan;
  • A Wild, where weeds and flowers promiscuous shoot
  • Or Garden, tempting with forbidden fruit.
  • Together let us beat this ample field,
  • Try what the open, what the covert yield;
  • The latent tracts, the giddy heights explore,
  • Of all who blindly creep, or sightless soar;
  • Eye Nature's walks, shoot Folly as it flies,
  • And catch the Manners, living as they rise;
  • Laugh where we must, be candid where we can,
  • But vindicate the ways of God to Man."
  • Pope's Essay on Man.--
  • [6] "Know then thyself, presume not God to scan,
  • The proper study of Mankind is Man.
  • Plac'd on this isthmus of a middle state,
  • A Being darkly wise, and rudely great;
  • With too much knowledge for the Sceptic side,
  • With too much weakness for the Stoic's pride,
  • He hangs between: in doubt to act, or rest;
  • In doubt to deem himself a God, or Beast;
  • In doubt his Mind or Body to prefer;
  • Born but to die, and reas'ning but to err;
  • Alike in Ignorance, his reason such,
  • Whether he thinks too little or too much;
  • Chaos of Thought and Passion; all confus'd;
  • Still by himself abus'd, or disabus'd:
  • Created half to rise, and half to fall,
  • Great Lord of all things, yet a prey to all;
  • Sole judge of Truth, in endless Error hurl'd;
  • The glory, jest, and riddle of the World!"
  • Pope's Essay on Man.--
  • [7] "Go, wondrous creature! mount where Science guides;
  • Go, measure earth, weigh air, and state the tides;
  • Instruct the planets in what orbs to run,
  • Correct old Time, and regulate the Sun;
  • Go, soar, with Plato, to th' empyreal sphere,
  • To the first Good, first Perfect, and first Fair;
  • Or tread the mazy round his foll'wers trod,
  • And quitting sense call imitating God;
  • As eastern Priests in giddy circles run,
  • And turn their heads to imitate the Sun;
  • Go, teach Eternal Wisdom how to rule;
  • Then drop into thyself, and be a Fool."
  • Pope's Essay on Man.--
  • [8] "Nor think, in Nature's State they blindly trod;
  • The state of Nature was the reign of God:
  • Self-love and social at her birth began,
  • Union the bond of all things, and of Man.
  • Pride then was not; nor Arts, that Pride to aid;
  • Man walk'd with beast, joint tenant of the shade;
  • The same his table, and the same his bed;
  • No murder cloath'd him, and no murder fed.
  • In the same temple, the resounding wood,
  • All vocal beings hymn'd their equal God;
  • The shrine with gore unstain'd, with gold undrest;
  • Unbrib'd, unbloody, stood the blameless priest;
  • Heav'n's attribute was universal care,
  • And Man's prerogative to rule, but spare.
  • Ah! how unlike the man of times to come!
  • Of half that live the butcher and the tomb;
  • Who, foe to Nature, hears the gen'ral groan,
  • Murders their species, and betrays his own.
  • But just Disease to luxury succeeds,
  • And ev'ry death its own avenger breeds;
  • The Fury-passions from that blood began,
  • And turn'd on Man a fiercer savage, Man."
  • Pope's Essay on Man.--
  • [9] "Better for us, I grant, it might appear,
  • Were there all Harmony, all Virtue here;
  • That never air or ocean felt the wind,
  • That never passion discompos'd the mind;
  • But all subsists by elemental strife,
  • And passions are the elements of life;
  • The general Order, since the whole began
  • Is kept in Nature, and is kept in Man."
  • [10] "Thus then to Man the voice of Nature spake----
  • 'Go, from the creatures thy instructions take:
  • Learn from the birds what food the thickets yield;
  • Learn from the beasts the physic of the field;
  • Thy arts of building from the bee receive;
  • Learn of the mole to plough, the worm to weave;
  • Learn of the little nautilus to sail,
  • Spread the thin oar, and catch the driving gale.
  • Here too all forms of social union find,
  • And hence let Reason, late, instruct Mankind;
  • Here subterranean works and cities see,
  • There towns aerial on the waving tree.
  • Learn each small people's genius, policies,
  • The ant's republic, and the realm of bees;
  • How those in common all their wealth bestow,
  • And anarchy without confusion know;
  • And these for ever, though a monarch reign,
  • Their sep'rate cells and properties maintain.
  • Mark what unvary'd laws preserv'd each state,
  • Laws wise as nature, and as fix'd as Fate.
  • In vain thy Reason finer webs shall draw,
  • Intangle Justice in her net of law,
  • And right, too rigid, harden into wrong,
  • Still for the strong too weak, the weak too strong.
  • Yet go! and thus o'er all the creatures sway;
  • Thus let the wiser make the rest obey;
  • And, for those arts mere Instinct could afford,
  • Be crown'd as Monarchs, or as Gods ador'd.'"
  • Pope's Essay on Man.--
  • [11] "Far as Creation's ample range extends,
  • The scale of sensual, mental pow'rs ascends;
  • Mark how it mounts to Man's imperial race,
  • From the green myriads in the peopled grass
  • What modes of sight, betwixt each wide extreme,
  • The mole's dim curtain, and the lynx's beam:
  • Of smell the head-long lioness between,
  • And hound sagacious on the tainted green.
  • Of hearing, from the life that fills the flood,
  • To that which warbles thro' the vernal wood,
  • The spider's touch, how exquisitely fine!
  • Feels at each thread, and lives along the line;
  • In the nice bee what art, so subtly true,
  • From pois'nous herbs extracts the healing dew;
  • How Instinct varies in the grov'ling swine,
  • Compar'd, half-reasoning elephant, with thine."
  • Pope's Essay on Man.--
  • _FINIS._
  • JUVENILIA.
  • [THE LEARNING OF LOVE.]
  • [About 1776.]
  • Ah! blest be the days when with Mira I took
  • The learning of Love....
  • When we pluck'd the wild blossoms that blush'd in the grass,
  • And I taught my dear maid of their species and class;
  • For Conway, the friend of mankind, had decreed
  • That Hudson should show us the wealth of the mead.
  • YE GENTLE GALES.
  • Woodbridge, 1776.
  • Ye gentle Gales, that softly move,
  • Go whisper to the Fair I love;
  • Tell her I languish and adore,
  • And pity in return implore.
  • But if she's cold to my request,
  • Ye louder Winds, proclaim the rest--
  • My sighs, my tears, my griefs proclaim,
  • And speak in strongest notes my flame.
  • Still, if she rests in mute disdain,
  • And thinks I feel a common pain-- 10
  • Wing'd with my woes, ye Tempests, fly,
  • And tell the haughty Fair I die.
  • MIRA.
  • Aldborough, 1777.
  • A wanton chaos in my breast raged high,
  • A wanton transport darted in mine eye;
  • False pleasure urged, and ev'ry eager care,
  • That swell the soul to guilt and to despair.
  • My Mira came! be ever blest the hour,
  • That drew my thoughts half way from folly's power;
  • She first my soul with loftier notions fired;
  • I saw their truth, and as I saw admired;
  • With greater force returning reason moved,
  • And as returning reason urged, I loved; 10
  • Till pain, reflection, hope, and love allied
  • My bliss precarious to a surer guide--
  • To Him who gives pain, reason, hope, and love,
  • Each for that end that angels must approve.
  • One beam of light He gave my mind to see,
  • And gave that light, my heavenly fair, by thee;
  • That beam shall raise my thoughts, and mend my strain,
  • Nor shall my vows, nor prayers, nor verse be vain.
  • HYMN.
  • Beccles, 1778.
  • Oh, Thou! who taught my infant eye
  • To pierce the air, and view the sky,
  • To see my God in earth and seas,
  • To hear him in the vernal breeze,
  • To know him midnight thoughts among,
  • O guide my soul, and aid my song!
  • Spirit of Light! do thou impart
  • Majestic truths, and teach my heart;
  • Teach me to know how weak I am,
  • How vain my powers, how poor my frame; 10
  • Teach me celestial paths untrod--
  • The ways of glory and of God.
  • No more let me, in vain surprise,
  • To heathen art give up my eyes--
  • To piles laborious science rear'd
  • For heroes brave, or tyrants fear'd;
  • But quit Philosophy, and see
  • The Fountain of her works in Thee.
  • Fond man! yon glassy mirror eye--
  • Go, pierce the flood, and there descry 20
  • The miracles that float between
  • The rainy leaves of wat'ry green;
  • Old Ocean's hoary treasures scan;
  • See nations swimming round a span.
  • Then wilt thou say--and rear no more
  • Thy monuments in mystic lore--
  • My God! I quit my vain design,
  • And drop my work to gaze on Thine:
  • Henceforth I'll frame myself to be,
  • Oh, Lord! a monument of Thee. 30
  • THE WISH.
  • Aldborough, 1778.
  • Give me, ye Powers that rule in gentle hearts,
  • The full design, complete in all its parts,
  • Th' enthusiastic glow, that swells the soul--
  • When swell'd too much the judgment to control--
  • The happy ear that feels the flowing force
  • Of the smooth line's uninterrupted course;
  • Give me, oh give, if not in vain the prayer,
  • That sacred wealth, poetic worth, to share--
  • Be it my boast to please and to improve,
  • To warm the soul to virtue and to love; 10
  • To paint the passions, and to teach mankind
  • Our greatest pleasures are the most refined;
  • The cheerful tale with fancy to rehearse,
  • And gild the moral with the charm of verse.
  • THE COMPARISON.
  • Parham, 1778.
  • Friendship is like the gold refined,
  • And all may weigh its worth;
  • Love like the ore, brought undesign'd
  • In virgin beauty forth.
  • Friendship may pass from age to age,
  • And yet remain the same;
  • Love must in many a toil engage,
  • And melt in lambent flame.
  • GOLDSMITH TO THE AUTHOR.
  • Aldborough, 1778.
  • _Felix quem faciunt aliena pericula cautum._
  • You're in love with the Muses? Well, grant it be true,
  • When, good Sir, were the Muses enamour'd of you?
  • _Read_ first--if my lectures your fancy delight--
  • Your taste is diseased, can your cure be to _write_?
  • You suppose you're a genius, that ought to engage
  • The attention of wits and the smiles of the age:
  • Would the wits of the age their opinion make known,
  • Why--every man thinks just the same of his own.
  • You imagine that Pope--but yourself you beguile--
  • Would have wrote the same things, had he chose the same style. 10
  • Delude not yourself with so fruitless a hope--
  • Had he chose the same style, he had never been Pope.
  • You think of _my_ muse with a friendly regard,
  • And rejoice in her author's esteem and reward:
  • But let not his glory your spirits elate,
  • When pleased with his honours, remember his fate.
  • FRAGMENT.
  • Aldborough, 1778.
  • _Lord, what is man, that thou art mindful of him?_
  • Proud, little Man, opinion's slave.
  • Error's fond child, too duteous to be free,
  • Say, from the cradle to the grave,
  • Is not the earth thou tread'st too grand for thee?
  • This globe that turns thee, on her agile wheel
  • Moves by deep springs, which thou canst never feel;
  • Her day and night, her centre and her sun,
  • Untraced by thee, their annual courses run.
  • A busy fly, thou sharest the march divine,
  • And flattering fancy calls the motion thine; 10
  • Untaught how soon some hanging grave may burst,
  • And join thy flimsy substance to the dust.
  • THE RESURRECTION.
  • Aldborough, 1778.
  • The wintry winds have ceased to blow,
  • And trembling leaves appear;
  • And fairest flowers succeed the snow,
  • And hail the infant year.
  • So, when the world and all its woes
  • Are vanish'd far away,
  • Fair scenes and wonderful repose
  • Shall bless the new-born day--
  • When, from the confines of the grave,
  • The body too shall rise, 10
  • No more precarious passion's slave,
  • Nor error's sacrifice.
  • 'Tis but a sleep--and Sion's king
  • Will call the many dead;
  • 'Tis but a sleep--and then we sing
  • O'er dreams of sorrow fled.
  • Yes!--wintry winds have ceased to blow,
  • And trembling leaves appear,
  • And Nature has her types to show
  • Throughout the varying year. 20
  • MY BIRTH-DAY.
  • Aldborough, December 24, 1778.
  • Through a dull tract of woe, of dread,
  • The toiling year has pass'd and fled:
  • And, lo! in sad and pensive strain,
  • I sing my birth-day date again.
  • Trembling and poor, I saw the light,
  • New waking from unconscious night;
  • Trembling and poor I still remain,
  • To meet unconscious night again.
  • Time in my pathway strews few flowers,
  • To cheer or cheat the weary hours; 10
  • And those few strangers, dear indeed,
  • Are choked, are check'd, by many a weed.
  • TO ELIZA.
  • Beccles, 1779.
  • The Hebrew king, with spleen possest,
  • By David's harp was soothed to rest;
  • Yet, when the magic song was o'er,
  • The soft delusion charm'd no more;
  • The former fury fired the brain,
  • And every care return'd again.
  • But had he known Eliza's skill
  • To bless the sense and bind the will,
  • To bid the gloom of care retire,
  • And fan the flame of fond desire, 10
  • Remembrance then had kept the strain,
  • And not a care return'd again.
  • LIFE.
  • Aldborough, 1779.
  • Think ye, the joys that fill our early day,
  • Are the poor prelude to some full repast?
  • Think you, they _promise_?--ah! believe they _pay_;
  • The purest ever, they are oft the last.
  • The jovial swain that yokes the morning team,
  • And all the verdure of the field enjoys,
  • See him, how languid, when the noon-tide beam
  • Plays on his brow, and all his force destroys.
  • So 'tis with us, when, love and pleasure fled,
  • We at the summit of our hill arrive: 10
  • Lo! the gay lights of Youth are past--are dead,
  • But what still deepening clouds of Care survive!
  • THE SACRAMENT.
  • Aldborough, 1779.
  • O sacred gift of God to man,
  • A faith that looks above,
  • And sees the deep amazing plan
  • Of sanctifying love.
  • Thou dear and yet tremendous God,
  • Whose glory pride reviles;
  • How did'st thou change thy awful rod
  • To pard'ning grace and smiles!
  • Shut up with sin, with shame below,
  • I trust, this bondage past, 10
  • A great, a glorious change to know,
  • And to be bless'd at last.
  • I _do_ believe, that, God of light!
  • Thou didst to earth descend,
  • With Satan and with Sin to fight--
  • Our great, our only friend.
  • I _know_ thou did'st ordain for me,
  • Thy creature, bread and wine;
  • The depth of grace I cannot see,
  • But worship the design. 20
  • NIGHT.
  • Aldborough, 1779.
  • The sober stillness of the night
  • That fills the silent air,
  • And all that breathes along the shore,
  • Invite to solemn prayer.
  • Vouchsafe to me that spirit, Lord!
  • Which points the sacred way,
  • And let thy creatures here below
  • Instruct me how to pray.
  • FRAGMENT, WRITTEN AT MIDNIGHT.
  • Aldborough, 1779.
  • Oh, great Apollo! by whose equal aid
  • The verse is written and the med'cine made,
  • Shall thus a boaster, with his fourfold powers,
  • In triumph scorn this sacred art of ours?
  • Insulting quack! on thy sad business go,
  • And land the stranger on this world of woe.
  • Still I pass on, and now before me find
  • The restless ocean, emblem of my mind;
  • There wave on wave, here thought on thought succeeds,
  • Their produce idle works and idle weeds. 10
  • Dark is the prospect o'er the rolling sea,
  • But not more dark than my sad views to me;
  • Yet from the rising moon the light beams dance
  • In troubled splendour o'er the wide expanse;
  • So on my soul, whom cares and troubles fright,
  • The Muse pours comfort in a flood of light.--
  • Shine out, fair flood! until the day-star flings
  • His brighter rays on all sublunar things.
  • "Why in such haste? by all the powers of wit,
  • I have against thee neither bond nor writ. 20
  • If thou'rt a poet, now indulge the flight
  • Of thy fine fancy in this dubious light;
  • Cold, gloom, and silence shall assist thy rhyme,
  • And all things meet to form the true sublime."--
  • "Shall I, preserver deem'd around the place,
  • With abject rhymes a doctor's name disgrace?
  • Nor doctor solely, in the healing art
  • I'm all in all, and all in every part;
  • Wise Scotland's boast let that diploma be
  • Which gave me right to claim the golden fee. 30
  • Praise, then, I claim, to skilful surgeon due,
  • For mine th' advice and operation too;
  • And, fearing all the vile compounding tribe,
  • I make myself the med'cines I prescribe.
  • Mine, too, the chemic art; and not a drop
  • Goes to my patients from a vulgar shop.
  • But chief my fame and fortune I command
  • From the rare skill of this obstetric hand:
  • This our chaste dames and prudent wives allow,
  • With her who calls me from thy wonder now." 40
  • MIDNIGHT
  • A POEM.
  • [About 1779.]
  • Life is a Dream;--it steals upon the Man,
  • He knows not how, but thinks himself awake;
  • 'Tis like a Bubble dancing on the Deep,
  • That turns its glossy surface to the Sun,
  • Catches a Rainbow-Vest, and sparkles, proud
  • Of momentary Being--then it breaks--
  • To some tremendous Billow drops a prey,
  • And joins th' eternal Source, from whence it sprang.
  • But ah! how dismal are the Dreams of Care,
  • How much of Care do e'en the happiest dream, 10
  • And some--hard Fortune theirs--of Care alone.
  • Forgive me then, ye Wise, who seem awake,
  • A Midnight Song, and let your Censure sleep;
  • While Sorrow's Theme, and Contemplation sad,
  • And Soul-dilating Fancy's pensive Flight
  • Through Star-crown'd Gloom, I sing; inspir'd by her,
  • Whom Virtue loves, whom Wisdom; from whose Touch
  • Grief borrows Charm, and Expectation sits
  • On the cold Bosom of the Tomb serene.
  • Pale Melancholy she; nor softer shines 20
  • The sabled Fair, her Votress, o'er the Grave
  • Of the departed Lover; nor more mild
  • Sits yonder Moon's chaste ray upon the Rock,
  • That, rising from the Bosom of the Wave,
  • Flings Awe on Night. Thou Grave-enamour'd Fair,
  • Attune my Song, and, languid as thou art,
  • The Song shall please; and I will paint the Dream
  • That Midnight gave thee, when with wintry Wing
  • She swept thy Grot, and shook her grisled Dew
  • Upon the frozen Garment of the pool; 30
  • And I will drown mine Eye in Tears like thine,
  • And give my hollow Cheek a dewy pale,
  • And dress me in the Livery of the Dead;
  • And o'er their dreary Mansions walk with thee;
  • Bidding a brief Farewell to little Cares,
  • And Visionary Honour's frantic Sons,
  • Who feed on Adulation--let them feed,
  • Till the full Soul disdains the nauseous Trash,
  • And sickens with Repletion.--
  • I will ask,
  • No Voice of Fame to spread abroad my Song, 40
  • Nor Court Applause--Meonides had Fame,
  • And with her poverty and pain and Care,
  • Attendants on the Bard-deluding Nymph,
  • Who mock the Babbling of her loudest Note;
  • From Heaven he stole Description, Nature's Key,
  • And loosen'd into Light her Mysteries;
  • Ambition started when he sang of War,
  • In Language all her own; and o'er his Lyre
  • Hung Devastation, glowing at the Sound,
  • And frantic for the Field; and there Distress, 50
  • As if enamour'd of the Mighty Man,
  • With cruel Constancy repaid his Muse;
  • And chiding Fame, by whispering to the Soul
  • Domestic Ills, she [triumph'd] over praise,
  • And, through th' untasted Plaudit of a World,
  • Led the blind Bard in Sadness to the Tomb.--
  • I ask no Mantuan Muse with silver Wing
  • To bear me in some rapid even flight
  • Thro' distant Ages, tho' so sweet her Bard
  • That yet the Traveller o'er each Hill he sang, 60
  • Transported, [wanders], feeling power divine
  • New-rising on his Soul to chain its Cares.
  • Imagination turns the Tide of Time,
  • Unwinds each year, and, thro' reviving Light,
  • And thro' the vandal Gloom of Centuries drear,
  • And falling Rome works back, till Nature smiles
  • And [Tityrus] sings anew; then laughs each Scene,
  • And cloudless skies appear, and Beachen Boughs
  • That Shade the [Nereids] listning from their Streams.--
  • Nor Milton's muse I boast, to whom the Morn 70
  • And all her rosy Train, and blazing Noon,
  • Dipping his fiery Tresses in the Stream
  • Of Pison, bank'd with Gold, and tepid Eve,
  • Who in her soft recesses cradles Thought,
  • And Worlds unsung pay Homage, and the Suns,
  • From which the Light yet wings its rapid Way,
  • Nor on the gloomy Bosom of the Earth,
  • Sleeps from the Labour of its long Career.
  • Nor feels my Bosom that ambiguous Flame,
  • That now from Skies, and now from central Gloom, 80
  • Shot devious o'er the fervent Page of Young--
  • Young, Thought's Oeconomist, who wove reproof
  • Her [gloomiest] Vest, and yet a Vest that shone;
  • Whose Invitation was assault: he found
  • The World asleep and rent its drowsy Ear.
  • Nor shares my Soul the soft enchanting Stream,
  • The lambent Blaze, that [Thomson] knew to blend
  • With his Creation; when he led the Eye
  • Through the [year's Verdant] Gate, the budding Spring;
  • And from the Willow o'er the tuneless Stream, 90
  • And from the [Aspen] Rind, ere yet her Leaf
  • Unfolding flicker'd, and from limpid rills
  • Unmantled, cull'd Simplicity and Grace.
  • Ah! who with mingled Modesty and Love
  • So paints the bathing Maid; who so describes
  • The new-mown Meadow, and the new shorn Lamb?
  • Hard is the Task to strip the Muse's Wing
  • Of Learning's plume, yet leave enough to charm;
  • But this was thine! Grace beautify'd thy page,
  • And led thy weary plowman from the field, 100
  • And spread thy simple Foliage on the Sod,
  • And hung thy ponderous Treasures on the Bough,
  • And rov'd with thy Lavinia where the Winds,
  • Rustling along the golden [Valley], bear
  • The Grain just dropping from its withering Glume.
  • And Winter too was thine! permit me there
  • To bear a part, for mine are wintry Thoughts.--
  • Nor dare I hope his Dignity and Fire,
  • Who led the soul thro' Nature, and display'd
  • Imagination's pleasures to its Eye; 110
  • His the blest Task, a [gloomier] task is mine;
  • His were the Smiles of Fortune, mine her Frowns;
  • And when her Frowns and Smiles shall charm alike,
  • At that dread Hour when the officious Friend,
  • Stammering his Idiot-Comfort, soothes amiss,
  • May Joys he painted dart upon the Soul,
  • And, more than Fancy pointing to the Skies,
  • Whisper a noble [Challenge] to the Tomb.--
  • Tho' far behind my Song, my Hope the same,
  • And not behind my Song; with Vulgar souls, 120
  • Both sentenc'd to Contempt--unletter'd pride--
  • Grins the pale Bard Disgrace alike to him
  • Who soars above or labours in the Clouds,
  • Who travels the sublime, or dives profound
  • In the Wild Chaos of a School-boy's Dream:
  • He, tyed to some poor Spot, where e'en the rill
  • That owns him Lord untasted steals away,
  • Hallows a Clod, and spurns Immensity.
  • Ye gentle, nameless Bards, who float a-down
  • The soft smoothe Stream of silver poesy 130
  • And dream your pretty Dreams, permit my Song
  • Cold inspiration from a Winter's Night.
  • This is no Stanza'd Birth-Day of his Grace,
  • Your patron; no sad Satire of the Lord,
  • Your Foe; no Dunciad arm'd with power,
  • To dive into the Depths of your profound,
  • And with a vile assemblage gather'd there
  • Whip the pale Moonshine from your with'ring Bays.--
  • Is there, who sick of Pleasure's daily Draught,
  • In repetition mawkish, or who tir'd 140
  • Thinks Life an Idiot's Tale? or whom the Hand
  • Of [Disappointment] snatches from the Vice
  • That waits on power? or who has lost a friend,
  • And mingles with the dew that wets his Tomb
  • A frequent Tear? or who by Nature's mild
  • And melancholy Bias from the Womb
  • Was fashioned for the View of serious Things,
  • And with the sober chiding of his eye,
  • Freezes the [Current] within Laughter's Cheek,
  • And awes the Voice of loud Garrulity? 150
  • Let him approach, and I will tell my Soul,
  • EUGENIO rises from the Grave, and give
  • The Living Youth the Manners of my Friend.
  • From the Enshrouded Tenant of the Sod
  • I'll call the speaking Eye, the open Heart,
  • The Tongue belov'd of Knowledge, and the Form
  • That, could Deceit put on, Grey-headed Guile,
  • That judges from his own embosom'd Guilt,
  • Would yet be won, and lend a ductile Ear.
  • Together, while the [Echo's] feeble Sound, 160
  • Halting in frozen regions of the Air,
  • Mocks our slow Step, we from the Mountain's Brow,
  • Will look around and court the Stars of Heav'n
  • For as much Light as guides the Miser's hand,
  • To grasp Delusion in her Guise of Gold.--
  • The Morn is banish'd now, nor down the Hill
  • Slopes the faint Shadow; now in other Realms
  • She drinks the Dew that on the Vi'lets Lip
  • Slept thro' the Night; and, with her golden Dart
  • Bays the pale Moon, retiring from the View. 170
  • In other Climates, from the rays of Noon
  • Embower'd, Content lies sleeping; and the palm
  • Drinking the fiery Stream, plays o'er the Brow
  • Of shadied Weariness; and distant now
  • Draws meek-ey'd Eve, with even hand and slow,
  • The fringed Curtain of the setting Sun,
  • Ting'd with the golden Splendour he bequeaths,
  • The brief, but beauteous Legacy of Light.
  • 'Tis Midnight round us, canopied by Dim
  • And twinkling Orbs that, gleaming ghastly, gild 180
  • The restless Bosom of the briny Deep.
  • The fiery Meteor in the foggy Air
  • Rides emulous of Fame and apes the Star,
  • Till, in the Compass of a Maiden's Wish,
  • It mocks the Eye, and sheds an [igneous] Stream,
  • Within the bosom of Oblivion.
  • The Sea-Bird sleeps upon yon hoary Cliff,
  • Unconscious of the Surge that grates below
  • The frozen Shore; and Icy Friendship binds,
  • As Danger Wretches Destitute of Soul, 190
  • The wave-worn pebbles, which the ebbing Tide,
  • Left with the Salt-Flood shining; dark is now
  • The awfull Deep, and o'er the Seaman's Grave
  • Rolls pouring, and forbids the lucid Stream,
  • That silvers oft the way, a shining Vest,
  • Sprung from the scaly people's putrid Dead,
  • Hanging unhers'd upon the Coral Bough;
  • Or, as the Sage explains, from Stores of Light
  • Imprizon'd in the Bowels of the Deep,
  • And now escaping, when the parent Sun 200
  • Flings [out] his fiery Noon with Beam direct,
  • Upon the Glossy Surface of the wave.
  • Cold Vapour, falling on the putrid Fen,
  • Condenses grey, and wraps with glassy net
  • The wintry Fern, and throws along the Heath
  • A Hoary Garment, nor less fair than Spring
  • Drops on the Sod, of Texture near as frail.
  • The icy Atoms thro' the burden'd Air
  • Shed Languor, and enwrap with double Fleece
  • The Slumbering Fold; they cloathe the knotted oak, 210
  • Stretching its naked arms, as if to chide,
  • With [age's] stern and touching Eloquence
  • The ruthless Skies for Summer's slow return.
  • The winds that in converging Furrows plough
  • The freezing pool, and shake the [rattling] Wood,
  • Are arm'd with pain, and vitrified their Wings.
  • In Winter's Livery sleeps this earthly Scene--
  • And, save where Ocean rolls his restless Flood,
  • The horizontal Eye grasps all things grey.--
  • Eugenio, see--for thou shalt bear His Name 220
  • Who sleeps beneath yon Sod, and was my Friend--
  • The Grave o'er which I weep; and give not thou
  • A Glance contemptuous to the grassy Tomb;
  • For oft the vaulted Chambers of the Dead,
  • Where Vanity amid the Mouldring Scrolls
  • Of Genealogy and mingled Bones
  • Moves in a formal join'd Solemnity,
  • House wretched Remnants of degenerate Man;
  • And oft the Green Turf's temporary swell,
  • Sepulchring all that Virtue leaves the Earth, 230
  • Stirs busy Memory to con o'er Deeds
  • Of high Renown in Heaven, the Deeds of Love;
  • Which in th' eternal Records of the Just,
  • Are written with an Angels pen, and sung
  • With [Symphony] of Harp, and there is Joy
  • And Gratulation with the Sons of God.--
  • Alas! how chang'd the Verdure of this [Scene],
  • How lost the Flowers, how winter-struck the Blade!
  • No more the wild Thyme wings the passing Gale
  • With Fragrance, nor invites the roving Bee 240
  • To taste its Sweets--and why this direful waste
  • Of Verdure? why this Vegetable Death?
  • Did all with Man commit mysterious Sin?
  • All in rebellion rise?--and tepid Meads,
  • And Lawns irriguous, and the blooming field,
  • And Hills, and Vallies, and intangling Woods,
  • Spurn GOD'S Command and drink forbidden Dew?--
  • There was a Time, and Poets paint it fair,
  • (A wild, uncertain, musing, madning Race)
  • A Golden Age, when wealth was only Love: 250
  • Not even Fancy dreamt a Dream of Care,
  • The Sward was not--and Desolation slept
  • Till by a Crime awaken'd; not e'en Song
  • Wore Semblatude of War;--Eternal Spring
  • From the unfurrow'd Field the heavy Ear
  • Drew smiling, and the undistinguish'd year
  • Brought willing plenty forth, nor scorn'd she then
  • A Common Call, enamour'd of her plough.
  • The Clinging Vine prest down the branching Elm
  • E'en to the Earth, and in her verdant Lap 260
  • The tributary Grape, yet growing, laid.
  • The simple Shepherd pip'd a silvan Lay;
  • Or, while the Fair who charm'd him prest beside,
  • The listning Vale sung hymeneal Strains,
  • And woo'd with melting Themes a ten years' Bride.
  • Eugenio, thus they taught; and after this
  • A silver age arose, and hers the Scenes
  • Not Gold could purchase now: when Vice, afraid,
  • Hid his pale Visage in the womb of Night,
  • And blush'd, if but a Moon-beam met his Eye. 270
  • The Seasons alter'd, but the Change was slow,
  • And Man forgot they chang'd; then Care began
  • To plow his Furrows on the Brow of Age,
  • And Falshood from the female Eye to steal
  • The silent Tear; then prudence took her Seat
  • Within the Soul, and reign'd in Virtue's room.
  • Then Vanity, a Child, first learn'd to bend
  • The ready Ear to tales of her own praise;
  • Nor knew she yet the Gross of Flattery,
  • But was, as Modesty is now, afraid 280
  • The Verse she lov'd should tickle her too much.
  • Then young Ambition wore his Russet Gown
  • Only in better Form, and Infant pomp
  • But saw his Garden smile in richer Bloom,
  • And propt his Cottage with a taller pier.--
  • Since these, dread Sorrow, consequent of Sin
  • And foul Deformity, the Breast of Man
  • And the Sad Surface of the Earth enrobes.--
  • From the Dark Bosom of the Giant Guilt
  • Leak'd all Things terrible, and Murder first, 290
  • Who proul'd about the Earth and groan'd for Blood;
  • And treachery, breaking up the League of Friends
  • And rending Nature's Bond, a solemn writ,
  • With Heaven's own Seal imprest: and Avarice pale,
  • A Woolfish-Visag'd Fiend [and] fang'd with Care.
  • Hence War, in all her guilty Majesty
  • In slow pomp riding o'er a [threat'ned] Land,
  • With all the murderous Whispers of the Camp
  • And shout of Ambush, castigates the Night.--
  • And hence the Spirits from th' Abyss of Hell, 300
  • That prey upon Mankind.--Eugenio, give
  • Thy Soul's pure Eye, that sees immortal things,
  • To the grim Spectres hovering in the Air,
  • And we will mark the dreary Train that vex
  • The mortal Man, and ride with ghostly pomp,
  • Frowning upon the Midnight's murky Wing.--
  • And who is he, from yonder antient roof,
  • With Horror in his Eye, who steals around
  • Each hollow Isle; and with a fierce Embrace
  • Clasps the encrumbling ruin? 'Tis the Foe 310
  • Of Men and Virtue, Eldest-born of Night,
  • And Superstition call'd, a Giant fond
  • Of Dead-Men's Bones, and vagrant [Rottenness],
  • Denied a Tomb; around him turns the wheel,
  • And faggots blaze; and prizons, with a Groan
  • Resounding loud, affright the Coward Soul
  • From Reason's Law, and Nature's. Hark! he Mourns
  • The fretted Abby where he reign'd Secure,
  • With Indolence and Folly, social pair,
  • Nurses to shrine-enamour'd Zeal, who built 320
  • The Cavern deep and dark, in which he chain'd
  • The drowsy Nine; who yet at Morn or Eve
  • Hail'd the arising or descending Sun
  • With gothic Note, harmoniously sad.
  • But now no more the Votive Maiden clasps
  • The clay cold Saint, and mingles with her Vow
  • The Heaven-reproaching Sigh; in these blest realms
  • No more the power-compelling Bigot plucks
  • The robe from Kings, and consecrates the Tomb
  • That hides a Brother-Saint with Zeal-enforc'd 330
  • And ceremonious Solemnity.--
  • O'er the Opaque of Nature and of Night
  • Fair Truth rose smiling, with the Heaven-born Art
  • That shews the Man his Fellow's Thought imprest
  • Within the Volumes' varied Character,
  • Where to the wondering Eye the Soul reveals
  • Her Store immortal. Hence a Bacon shone
  • And Newton thro' the World, and Light on Light
  • Pour'd on the human Breast, as when of old,
  • From the Eternal Fountains of the God, 340
  • Etherial Streams assail'd the groaning Mass;
  • Then Chaos and the Sun's large Eye survey'd
  • The first [distinguish'd] Forms of mortal Things,
  • Till then in Congregate Confusion hurl'd
  • Without a Station, and without a Name.
  • Then Wit began, the younger-born of Light,
  • To sport in hallow'd Cloysters, where the arm
  • Of Superstition, red with slaughter'd Foes,
  • Held high the Torch of Discord. Stroke on Stroke
  • The smiling Boy repeated with his Sword, 350
  • Sharp as the [Whirlwind's] Eye: yet fear'd the fight,
  • And oft drew back, his silver wing born down
  • By the foul Breath of Malice; till at length
  • The Monster, rousing in Collected Might,
  • Shook with his Roar the Earth, and at the Sound
  • Red Tyranny, and Torture, with his Limbs
  • Disjoint, and Ignorance that blows the blast
  • For every Fire, prepar'd each bloody Form
  • Of Death, and woo'd Destruction for her Wheel.--
  • Then on the Father dead the dying Son 360
  • Implor'd Heavn's Vengence. Execration shrill
  • Shot from the lurid Flame, and to the Skies
  • Sail'd with the Speed of Light. The Virgin's Eye
  • Met the grey Ruffian's, speaking Nature's Fear
  • Of Death and Pain: the Bigot's stern Reply,
  • Forbidding Hope, on the affrightned Soul
  • Flung Terror; till, in pity to the World,
  • Came Wisdom, whispering to the Ear of power,
  • And peace arose; and then the Brother wept
  • A Brother's Death, for distant seem'd his own. 370
  • And now the Spirit of uneasy Man,
  • That weds Extreme, and, ever on the Wing
  • For Wonder, baffles peace, high o'er the Cells
  • Of monkish Zeal, built with the base remains
  • The tow'ring Palace of Impiety.
  • There Jest profane, and Quibbling Mockery
  • Of all divine grew fast, as from the Earth
  • Enrich'd Ill-Weeds first spring; and here the Fools,
  • Of Laughter vain, [despis'd] the Voice of Truth,
  • And labour'd in the ludicrous obscene. 380
  • To these succeed, and ah! with sad Success,
  • A Sceptic herd more cool, and fair of form,
  • And smoothe of Tongue and apt to gloss a Lye
  • With Semblance strong of Nature and the Truth;
  • They shine as Serpents, and as Serpents bite,
  • With poison'd Tooth. Alas! the State of Man,
  • Or doom'd the Victim of ungovern'd Zeal,
  • Or led the Captive of unquiet Doubt!--
  • And now, Eugenio, turn thine Eye, and view
  • Yon Sire bare-headed to the ruthless Wind, 390
  • And heedless of its Force. Upon the Brow
  • Of yon huge shapeless Ruin, see, he kneels,
  • And urges the departed Saints who sleep,
  • To lend a Prayer; Repentance sent him forth,
  • Her Son, but late th' adopted of her dark
  • And gloomy Train. Ah! heavy weighs the Crime
  • Of Murder on his Soul, and haunts his Bed!
  • And, shrieking by, unseals the Eye of Sleep,
  • Or scatters on the dark and restless Mind
  • A thousand sooty Images of Death, 400
  • All horrible, and making Guilt's repose
  • Like to the fearfull rest the Vessel feels
  • In the dread Chasm of the tempestuous Sea,
  • Arch'd by the Wave that pauses o'er the Gulph,
  • While Sea-men urge their momentary prayer,
  • And with Heart-shrinking Horror view their Grave.
  • But hark, he speaks--attend the Wretches Tale--
  • Spreading his Soul upon the Wings of Night,
  • And seeking peace by giving Themes of pain
  • To the rude Air:
  • "Come, all ye little Ills, 410
  • Contempt, and poverty, and pale Disease
  • With Dewy Front, and Envy-struck applause
  • That sickens on the World, and all of Care
  • That shed your daily Drops of bitter Dew
  • Upon the Brow of mortal Man, here strike,
  • That I may feel your force, and call it Joy,
  • So made when weigh'd against the Load that Guilt,
  • With leaden Hand, deposits on my Heart,
  • And when a momentary Comfort strives,
  • Lifted by hope, to spread her downy Wing, 420
  • Dispair, with Icy palm, arrests the Thought,
  • And nips the still-born Joy.--
  • "To me no more
  • The Good I coveted brings Joy, brings peace,
  • Or stifles Truth's reproof that will be heard;
  • And did I think a base and sordid Heap
  • Had in it the Ability to pluck
  • The Sting from Guilt, and smother how it came
  • In the vile Knowledge that it came to me?
  • It was a Madman's Dream--O ye good Gods!
  • If Envy knew her Mark, she would beset 430
  • The poor Man's Table and the Shepherd's Hut,
  • Unroof'd to the cold Winter's wildest Blast,
  • Or the Embay'd Explorers of the Deep,
  • At their still howling North; and leave the Throne,
  • The Sceptre and the chested Gold to plant
  • The Thorn of Care upon the Brow of State,
  • On which Distraction drives his plow-share deep,
  • And helps the Scythe of Time to wrinkle there.--
  • "When shall I rest--O! let me, Night, [besiege]
  • Thy drowsy Ear with wailing, but be thou 440
  • [Tenacious] of my Guilt; and with her Band
  • Let everlasting Silence Tye thy Tongue;
  • The pent-up Woe now struggles to o'er-leap
  • Murder's Discretion, and with fearfull Speech
  • To free the Heart by telling Deeds of Death:
  • [Death, Thought's] repose, whom the abhor'd of Man,
  • The base assassin, gives, and after longs
  • With Lover's Ardour to embrace, be mine,
  • And I will yield all Hope of After-Life,
  • All Saints have promis'd, and all poets sung-- 450
  • Elysium water'd with immortal Streams,
  • And gifted with Eternity of peace,
  • Balm-breathing Fields, and Bowers of soft repose,
  • Walks amaranthine, and the pillowy Moss,
  • On Banks where Harpers, to celestial Strings
  • Attuning Nature, warble Notes of Love,
  • The Anodyne to all-rebellious Thought.--
  • "These, for Oblivion, I forego, with these
  • Foregoing pain eternal. Why then strive
  • From off Life's galling Load to elbow Care, 460
  • When Life and Care may be remov'd together?--
  • If I were not a very Coward Wretch,
  • A very Shadow of the Man, a thing
  • Made to feel Burdens of my Fear, and drag
  • A hated Being on--'twere but to leap
  • From this rough [Eminence], and all is done--
  • All that is done on this Side of the Bier.
  • But there, surrounded with impervious Fog,
  • Sits Doubt and Questions of the Scenes to come;
  • Oh! Death, what moves beyond thee? Fears and Hopes, 470
  • Dread and Confusion, Envy and Disease,
  • Sleeping and waking Lusts, War-moving Pride,
  • Windy Ambition, and slow Avarice,
  • Slay in thy path; within thy Sepulchre
  • Mould Dead Men's Bones, feed worms, rust Epitaphs,
  • Sleep brainless Skulls in blest Vacuity!
  • But what comes then? O for a Seraph's Eye
  • That, piercing thro' the Mask of Mortal Things,
  • Might scale the cloudless Battlements of Light,
  • And in its Immaterial Robe detect 480
  • The Spirit, stript of the encumbring Clay."--
  • Alas, Eugenio! Life, Deception's Child,
  • Gives us her fairer Side, and gives no more;
  • The rest we seek in our reflecting View
  • Of Self, and Guilt's o'erheard Soliloquy.
  • How smiles the World in pain, and smiles believ'd!
  • Yon Wretch who, muffled in the Garb of Night,
  • Gave her the Tortures of a weary Soul,
  • Meets--may he not?--the jovial Eye of Day,
  • With a depictur'd Laughter in his Cheek, 490
  • Or the smoothe Visage of habitual Ease?
  • How have I mourn'd my Lot, as if the Fates
  • Cull'd me, the vilest from their pitchy Stores
  • That ere in Mortal Bosom planted Woe,
  • And pain'd the Care-fraught Soul! I'll grieve no more,
  • But, take it patient with a sober hope,
  • That soon Distress may vary his assault,
  • Or soon the Welcome Tomb exclude Distress.--
  • But see another Son of Night and Care,
  • A Shepherd watching o'er his frozen Fold, 500
  • Himself benumb'd and murmuring at his Fate.
  • Sigh not, fond Man; thy bosom only feels
  • The gentler Blows of Nature, and receives
  • The Common Visit of Calamity.
  • JUVENILIA
  • [A FAREWELL.]
  • [1779?]
  • The hour arrived! I sigh'd and said,
  • How soon the happiest hours are fled!
  • On wings of down they lately flew,
  • But then their moments pass'd with you;
  • And still with you could I but be,
  • On downy wings they'd always flee.
  • Say, did you not, the way you went,
  • Feel the soft balm of gay content?
  • Say, did you not all pleasures find,
  • Of which you left so few behind? 10
  • I think you did: for well I know
  • My parting prayer would make it so.
  • "May she," I said, "life's choicest goods partake;
  • Those, late in life, for nobler still forsake--
  • The bliss of one, th' esteem'd of many live,
  • With all that Friendship would, and all that Love can give!"
  • TIME.
  • London, February, 1780.
  • "The clock struck one! we take no thought of Time,"
  • Wrapt up in Night, and meditating rhyme.
  • All big with vision, we despise the powers
  • That vulgar beings link to days and hours--
  • Those vile, mechanic things that rule our hearts,
  • And cut our lives in momentary parts.
  • That speech of Time was Wisdom's gift, said Young.
  • Ah, Doctor! better, Time would hold his tongue:
  • What serves the clock? "To warn the careless crew,
  • How much in little space they have to do; 10
  • To bid the busy world resign their breath,
  • And beat each moment a soft call for death--
  • To give it, then, a tongue, was wise in man."
  • Support the assertion, Doctor, if you can.
  • It tells the ruffian when his comrades wait;
  • It calls the duns to crowd my hapless gate;
  • It tells my heart the paralysing tale
  • Of hours to come, when Misery must prevail.
  • THE CHOICE.
  • London, February, 1780.
  • What vulgar title thus salutes the eye,
  • The schoolboy's first attempt at poesy?
  • The long-worn theme of every humbler Muse,
  • For wits to scorn and nurses to peruse;
  • The dull description of a scribbler's brain,
  • And sigh'd-for wealth, for which he sighs in vain;
  • A glowing chart of fairy-land estate,
  • Romantic scenes, and visions out of date,
  • Clear skies, clear streams, soft banks, and sober bowers,
  • Deer, whimpering brooks, and wind-perfuming flowers? 10
  • Not thus! too long have I in fancy wove
  • My slender webs of wealth, and peace, and love;
  • Have dream'd of plenty, in the midst of want,
  • And sought, by Hope, what Hope can never grant;
  • Been fool'd by wishes, and still wish'd again,
  • And loved the flattery, while I knew it vain!
  • "Gain by the Muse!"--alas! thou might'st as soon
  • Pluck gain (as Percy honour) from the moon;
  • As soon grow rich by ministerial nods,
  • As soon divine by dreaming of the gods, 20
  • As soon succeed by telling ladies truth,
  • Or preaching moral documents to youth;
  • To as much purpose, mortal! thy desires,
  • As Tully's flourishes to country squires;
  • As simple truth within St. James's state,
  • Or the soft lute in shrill-tongued Billingsgate.
  • "Gain by the Muse!" alas, preposterous hope!
  • Who ever gain'd by poetry--but Pope?
  • And what art thou? No St. John takes thy part;
  • No potent Dean commends thy head or heart! 30
  • What gain'st thou but the praises of the poor?
  • They bribe no milkman to thy lofty door,
  • They wipe no scrawl from thy increasing score.
  • What did the Muse, or Fame, for Dryden, say?
  • What for poor Butler? what for honest Gay?
  • For Thomson, what? or what to Savage give?
  • Or how did Johnson--how did Otway live?
  • Like thee, dependent on to-morrow's good,
  • Their thin revénue never understood;
  • Like thee, elate at what thou canst not know; 40
  • Like thee, repining at each puny blow;
  • Like thee they lived, each dream of Hope to mock,
  • Upon their wits--but with a larger stock.
  • No, if for food thy unambitious pray'r,
  • With supple acts to supple minds repair;
  • Learn of the base in soft grimace to deal,
  • And deck thee with the livery genteel;
  • Or trim the wherry, or the flail invite,
  • Draw teeth, or any viler thing but write.
  • Writers, whom once th' astonish'd vulgar saw 50
  • Give nations language, and great cities law;
  • Whom gods, they said--and surely gods--inspired,
  • Whom emp'rors honour'd, and the world admired,
  • Now common grown, they awe mankind no more,
  • But vassals are, who judges were before.
  • Blockheads on wits their little talents waste,
  • As files gnaw metal that they cannot taste;
  • Though still some good the trial may produce,
  • To shape the useful to a nobler use.
  • Some few of these a statue and a stone 60
  • Has Fame decreed--but deals out bread to none.
  • Unhappy art! decreed thine owner's curse,
  • Vile diagnostic of consumptive purse;
  • Members by bribes, and ministers by lies,
  • Gamesters by luck, by courage soldiers rise:
  • Beaux by the outside of their heads may win,
  • And wily sergeants by the craft within:
  • Who but the race, by Fancy's demon led,
  • Starve by the means they use to gain their bread?
  • Oft have I read, and, reading, mourn'd the fate 70
  • Of garret-bard, and his unpitied mate;
  • Of children stinted in their daily meal,--
  • The joke of wealthier wits who could not feel.
  • Portentous spoke that pity in my breast,
  • And pleaded self--who ever pleads the best.
  • No! thank my stars, my misery's all my own--
  • To friends, to family, to foes unknown;
  • Who hates my verse, and damns the mean design,
  • Shall wound no peace--shall grieve no heart but mine.
  • One trial past, let sober Reason speak: 80
  • Here shall we rest, or shall we further seek?
  • Rest here, if our relenting stars ordain
  • A placid harbour from the stormy main;
  • Or, that denied, the fond remembrance weep,
  • And sink, forgotten, in the mighty deep.
  • [A HUMBLE INVOCATION.]
  • [1780.]
  • When summer's tribe, her rosy tribe, are fled,
  • And drooping beauty mourns her blossoms shed,
  • Some humbler sweet may cheer the pensive swain,
  • And simpler beauties deck the withering plain.
  • And thus, when Verse her wintry prospect weeps,
  • When Pope is gone, and mighty Milton sleeps,
  • When Gray in lofty lines has ceased to soar,
  • And gentle Goldsmith charms the town no more,
  • An humbler Bard the widow'd Muse invites,
  • Who led by hope and inclination writes; 10
  • With half their art, he tries the soul to move,
  • And swell the softer strain with themes of love.
  • [FROM AN EPISTLE TO MIRA.]
  • [April, 1780.]
  • * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
  • Of substance I've thought, and the varied disputes
  • On the nature of man and the notions of brutes;
  • Of systems confuted, and systems explain'd;
  • Of science disputed, and tenets maintain'd.
  • These, and such speculations on these kind of things,
  • Have robb'd my poor Muse of her plume and her wings;
  • Consumed the phlogiston you used to admire,
  • The spirit extracted, extinguish'd the fire;
  • Let out all the ether, so pure and refined,
  • And left but a mere _caput mortuum_ behind. 10
  • * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
  • [CONCLUDING LINES OF AN EPISTLE TO PRINCE WILLIAM HENRY, AFTERWARDS
  • KING WILLIAM IV.]
  • [April, 1780.]
  • * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
  • Who thus aspiring sings, would'st thou explore?
  • A Bard replies, who ne'er assumed before--
  • One taught in hard affliction's school to bear
  • Life's ills, where every lesson costs a tear;
  • Who sees from thence the proper point of view,
  • What the wise heed not, and the weak pursue.
  • * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
  • "And now farewell," the drooping Muse exclaims;
  • She lothly leaves thee to the shock of war,
  • And, fondly dwelling on her princely tar,
  • Wishes the noblest good her Harry's share, 10
  • Without her misery and without her care.
  • For, ah! unknown to thee, a rueful train,
  • Her hapless children sigh, and sigh in vain;
  • A numerous band, denied the boon to die,
  • Half-starved, half-fed by fits of charity.
  • Unknown to thee! and yet, perhaps, thy ear
  • Has chanced each sad, amusing tale to hear,
  • How some, like Budgell, madly sank for ease;
  • How some, like Savage, sicken'd by degrees;
  • How a pale crew, like helpless Otway, shed 20
  • The proud, big tear on song-extorted bread;
  • Or knew, like Goldsmith, some would stoop to choose
  • Contempt, and for the mortar quit the Muse.
  • One of this train--and of these wretches one--
  • Slave to the Muses, and to Misery son--
  • Now prays the Father of all Fates to shed
  • On Henry, laurels, on his poet, bread!
  • Unhappy art! decreed thine owner's curse;
  • Vile diagnostic of consumptive purse;
  • Still shall thy fatal force my soul perplex, 30
  • And every friend, and every brother vex--
  • Each fond companion?--No, I thank my God.
  • There rests my torment--there is hung the rod.
  • To friend, to fame, to family unknown,
  • Sour disappointments frown on me alone.
  • Who hates my song, and damns the poor design,
  • Shall wound no peace--shall grieve no heart but mine!
  • Pardon, sweet Prince! the thoughts that will intrude,
  • For want is absent, and dejection rude.
  • Methinks I hear, amid the shouts of Fame, 40
  • Each jolly victor hail my Henry's name;
  • And Heaven forbid that, in that jovial day,
  • One British bard should grieve when all are gay.
  • No! let him find his country has redress,
  • And bid adieu to every fond distress;
  • Or, touch'd too near, from joyful scenes retire,
  • Scorn to complain, and with one sigh expire!
  • [DRIFTING.]
  • [May, 1780.]
  • Like some poor bark on the rough ocean tost,
  • My rudder broken, and my compass lost,
  • My sails the coarsest, and too thin to last,
  • Pelted by rains, and bare to many a blast,
  • My anchor, Hope, scarce fix'd enough to stay
  • Where the strong current Grief sweeps all away,
  • I sail along, unknowing how to steer,
  • Where quicksands lie and frowning rocks appear.
  • Life's ocean teems with foes to my frail bark,
  • The rapid sword-fish, and the rav'ning shark, 10
  • Where torpid things crawl forth in splendid shell,
  • And knaves and fools and sycophants live well.
  • What have I left in such tempestuous sea?
  • No Tritons shield, no Naiads shelter me!
  • A gloomy Muse, in Mira's absence, hears
  • My plaintive prayer, and sheds consoling tears--
  • Some fairer prospect, though at distance, brings,
  • Soothes me with song, and flatters as she sings.
  • * * * * * * * * * * * *
  • TO THE RIGHT HONOURABLE THE EARL OF SHELBURNE.
  • [June, 1780.]
  • Ah! SHELBURNE, blest with all that's good or great
  • T'adorn a rich, or save a sinking, state--
  • If public Ills engross not all thy care,
  • Let private Woe assail a patriot's ear;
  • Pity confined, but not less warm, impart,
  • And unresisted win thy noble heart;
  • Nor deem I rob thy soul of Britain's share,
  • Because I hope to have some interest there.
  • Still wilt thou shine on all a fostering sun,
  • Though with more fav'ring beams enlight'ning one; 10
  • As Heaven will oft make some more amply blest,
  • Yet still in general bounty feeds the rest.
  • Oh, hear the Virtue thou reverest plead;
  • She'll swell thy breast, and there applaud the deed.
  • She bids thy thoughts one hour from greatness stray,
  • And leads thee on to fame a shorter way;
  • Where, if no withering laurel's thy reward,
  • There's shouting Conscience, and a grateful Bard;
  • A bard untrained in all but misery's school,
  • Who never bribed a knave or praised a fool. 20
  • 'Tis Glory prompts, and, as thou read'st, attend;
  • She dictates pity, and becomes my friend;
  • She bids each cold and dull reflection flee,
  • And yields her Shelburne to distress and me!
  • AN EPISTLE TO A FRIEND.
  • [June, 1780.]
  • Why, true, thou say'st the fools, at Court denied,
  • Growl vengeance--and then take the other side;
  • The unfed flatterer borrows satire's power,
  • As sweets unshelter'd run to vapid sour.
  • But thou, the counsel to my closest thought,
  • Beheld'st it ne'er in fulsome stanzas wrought.
  • The Muse I court ne'er fawn'd on venal souls,
  • Whom suppliants angle, and poor praise controls;
  • She, yet unskill'd in all but fancy's dream,
  • Sang to the woods, and Mira was her theme. 10
  • But, when she sees a titled nothing stand
  • The ready cipher of a trembling land--
  • Not of that simple kind that, placed alone,
  • Are useless, harmless things, and threaten none;
  • But those which, join'd to figures, well express
  • A strengthen'd tribe that amplify distress,
  • Grow in proportion to their number great,
  • And help each other in the ranks of state--
  • When this and more the pensive Muses see,
  • They leave the vales and willing nymphs to thee; 20
  • To Court on wings of agile anger speed,
  • And paint to freedom's sons each guileful deed.
  • Hence rascals teach the virtues they detest,
  • And fright base action from sin's wavering breast;
  • For, though the Knave may scorn the Muse's arts,
  • Her sting may haply pierce more timid hearts.
  • Some, though they wish it, are not steel'd enough,
  • Nor is each would-be villain conscience-proof.
  • And what, my friend, is left my song besides?
  • No school-day wealth that roll'd in silver tides, 30
  • No dreams of hope that won my early will,
  • Nor love, that pain'd in temporary thrill;
  • No gold to deck my pleasure-scorn'd abode,
  • No friend to whisper peace, to give me food.
  • Poor to the World, I'd yet not live in vain,
  • But show its lords their hearts, and my disdain.
  • Yet shall not Satire all my song engage
  • In indiscriminate and idle rage;
  • True praise, where Virtue prompts, shall gild each line,
  • And long--if Vanity deceives not--shine. 40
  • For, though in harsher strains, the strains of woe,
  • And unadorn'd my heart-felt murmurs flow,
  • Yet time shall be when this thine humbled friend
  • Shall to more lofty heights his notes extend.
  • A Man--for other title were too poor--
  • Such as 'twere almost virtue to adore,
  • He shall the ill that loads my heart exhale,
  • As the sun vapours from the dew-press'd vale;
  • Himself uninjuring, shall new warmth infuse,
  • And call to blossom every want-nipp'd Muse. 50
  • Then shall my grateful strains his ear rejoice,
  • His name harmonious thrill'd on Mira's voice;
  • Round the reviving bays new sweets shall spring,
  • And SHELBURNE'S fame through laughing valleys ring.
  • THE CANDIDATE;
  • A POETICAL EPISTLE TO THE AUTHORS OF THE MONTHLY REVIEW.
  • _Multa quidem nobis facimus mala sæpe poetæ,
  • (Ut vineta egomet cædam mea) cum tibi librum
  • Sollicito damus, aut fesso, &c._
  • HOR. Lib. ii. Ep. I.
  • [London, 1780.]
  • AN INTRODUCTORY ADDRESS OF THE AUTHOR TO HIS POEMS.
  • Ye idler things, that soothed my hours of care,
  • Where would ye wander, triflers, tell me where?
  • As maids neglected, do ye fondly dote
  • On the fair type, or the embroider'd coat;
  • Detest my modest shelf, and long to fly,
  • Where princely POPES and mighty MILTONS lie?
  • Taught but to sing, and that in simple style,
  • Of Lycia's lip, and Musidora's smile,
  • Go, then! and taste a yet unfelt distress,
  • The fear that guards the captivating press; 10
  • Whose maddening region should ye once explore,
  • No refuge yields my tongueless mansion more.
  • But thus ye'll grieve, Ambition's plumage stript,
  • "Ah, would to Heaven, we'd died in manuscript!"
  • Your unsoil'd page each yawning wit shall flee
  • --For few will read, and none admire like me.--
  • Its place, where spiders silent bards enrobe.
  • Squeezed betwixt Cibber's Odes and Blackmore's Job;
  • Where froth and mud, that varnish and deform,
  • Feed the lean critic and the fattening worm; 20
  • Then sent disgraced--the unpaid printer's bane--
  • To mad Moorfields, or sober Chancery Lane,
  • On dirty stalls I see your hopes expire,
  • Vex'd by the grin of your unheeded sire,
  • Who half reluctant has his care resign'd,
  • Like a teased parent, and is rashly kind.
  • Yet rush not all, but let some scout go forth.
  • View the strange land, and tell us of its worth;
  • And, should he there barbarian usage meet,
  • The patriot scrap shall warn us to retreat. 30
  • And thou, the first of thy eccentric race,
  • A forward imp, go, search the dangerous place,
  • Where Fame's eternal blossoms tempt each bard,
  • Though dragon-wits there keep eternal guard.
  • Hope not unhurt the golden spoil to seize,
  • The Muses yield, as the Hesperides;
  • Who bribes the guardian, all his labour's done,
  • For every maid is willing to be won.
  • Before the lords of verse a suppliant stand,
  • And beg our passage through the fairy land: 40
  • Beg more--to search for sweets each blooming field,
  • And crop the blossoms woods and valleys yield;
  • To snatch the tints that beam on Fancy's bow,
  • And feel the fires on Genius' wings that glow;
  • Praise without meanness, without flattery stoop,
  • Soothe without fear, and without trembling hope.
  • TO THE READER.
  • The following Poem being itself of an introductory nature, its author
  • supposes it can require but little preface.
  • It is published with a view of obtaining the opinion of the candid and
  • judicious reader on the merits of the writer as a poet; very few, he
  • apprehends, being in such cases sufficiently impartial to decide for
  • themselves.
  • It is addressed to the Authors of the Monthly Review, as to critics of
  • acknowledged merit; an acquaintance with whose labours has afforded
  • the writer of this Epistle a reason for directing it to them in
  • particular, and, he presumes, will yield to others a just and
  • sufficient plea for the preference.
  • Familiar with disappointment, he shall not be much surprised to find
  • he has mistaken his talent. However, if not egregiously the dupe of
  • his vanity, he promises to his readers some entertainment, and is
  • assured that, however little in the ensuing Poem is worthy of
  • applause, there is yet less that merits contempt.
  • TO THE AUTHORS OF THE MONTHLY REVIEW.
  • The pious pilot, whom the Gods provide,
  • Through the rough seas the shatter'd bark to guide,
  • Trusts not alone his knowledge of the deep,
  • Its rocks that threaten, and its sands that sleep;
  • But, whilst with nicest skill he steers his way,
  • The guardian Tritons hear their favourite pray.
  • Hence borne his vows to Neptune's coral dome,
  • The God relents, and shuts each gulfy tomb.
  • Thus as on fatal floods to fame I steer,
  • I dread the storm, that ever rattles here; 10
  • Nor think enough, that long my yielding soul
  • Has felt the Muse's soft, but strong, control;
  • Nor think enough that manly strength and ease,
  • Such as have pleased a friend, will strangers please;
  • But, suppliant, to the critic's throne I bow,
  • Here burn my incense, and here pay my vow;
  • That censure hush'd, may every blast give o'er,
  • And the lash'd coxcomb hiss contempt no more.
  • And ye, whom authors dread or dare in vain,
  • Affecting modest hopes or poor disdain, 20
  • Receive a bard, who, neither mad nor mean,
  • Despises each extreme, and sails between;
  • Who fears; but has, amid his fears confess'd,
  • The conscious virtue of a Muse oppressed;
  • A Muse in changing times and stations nursed,
  • By nature honour'd and by fortune cursed.
  • No servile strain of abject hope she brings,
  • Nor soars presumptuous, with unwearied wings;
  • But, pruned for flight--the future all her care--
  • Would know her strength, and, if not strong, forbear. 30
  • The supple slave to regal pomp bows down,
  • Prostrate to power, and cringing to a crown;
  • The bolder villain spurns a decent awe,
  • Tramples on rule, and breaks through every law;
  • But he whose soul on honest truth relies,
  • Nor meanly flatters power, nor madly flies.
  • Thus timid authors bear an abject mind,
  • And plead for mercy they but seldom find.
  • Some, as the desperate to the halter run,
  • Boldly deride the fate they cannot shun; 40
  • But such there are, whose minds, not taught to stoop,
  • Yet hope for fame, and dare avow their hope;
  • Who neither brave the judges of their cause,
  • Nor beg in soothing strains a brief applause.
  • And such I'd be;--and, ere my fate is past,
  • Ere clear'd with honour, or with culprits cast,
  • Humbly at Learning's bar I'll state my case,
  • And welcome then distinction or disgrace!
  • When in the man the flights of fancy reign,
  • Rule in the heart, or revel in the brain, 50
  • As busy Thought her wild creation apes,
  • And hangs delighted o'er her varying shapes,
  • It asks a judgment, weighty and discreet,
  • To know where wisdom prompts, and where conceit;
  • Alike their draughts to every scribbler's mind
  • (Blind to their faults as to their danger blind)--
  • We write enraptured, and we write in haste,
  • Dream idle dreams, and call them things of taste;
  • Improvement trace in every paltry line,
  • And see, transported, every dull design; 60
  • Are seldom cautious, all advice detest,
  • And ever think our own opinions best;
  • Nor shows my Muse a muse-like spirit here,
  • Who bids me pause, before I persevere.
  • But she--who shrinks, while meditating flight
  • In the wide way, whose bounds delude her sight,
  • Yet tired in her own mazes still to roam,
  • And cull poor banquets for the soul at home--
  • Would, ere she ventures, ponder on the way,
  • Lest dangers yet unthought-of flight betray; 70
  • Lest her Icarian wing, by wits unplumed,
  • Be robb'd of all the honours she assumed,
  • And Dulness swell--a black and dismal sea,
  • Gaping her grave, while censures madden me.
  • Such was his fate, who flew too near the sun,
  • Shot far beyond his strength, and was undone;
  • Such is his fate, who creeping at the shore
  • The billow sweeps him, and he's found no more.
  • Oh! for some God, to bear my fortunes fair
  • Midway betwixt presumption and despair! 80
  • "Has then some friendly critic's former blow
  • Taught thee a prudence authors seldom know?"
  • Not so! their anger and their love untried,
  • A wo-taught prudence deigns to tend my side:
  • Life's hopes ill-sped, the Muse's hopes grow poor,
  • And though they flatter, yet they charm no more;
  • Experience points where lurking dangers lay,
  • And as I run, throws caution in my way.
  • There was a night, when wintry winds did rage,
  • Hard by a ruin'd pile I met a sage; 90
  • Resembling him the time-struck place appear'd,
  • Hollow its voice, and moss its spreading beard;
  • Whose fate-lopp'd brow, the bat's and beetle's dome,
  • Shook, as the hunted owl flew hooting home.
  • His breast was bronzed by many an eastern blast,
  • And fourscore winters seem'd he to have past;
  • His thread-bare coat the supple osier bound,
  • And with slow feet he press'd the sodden ground;
  • Where, as he heard the wild-wing'd Eurus blow,
  • He shook, from locks as white, December's snow; 100
  • Inured to storm, his soul ne'er bid it cease,
  • But lock'd within him meditated peace.
  • "Father," I said--for silver hairs inspire,
  • And oft I call the bending peasant Sire--
  • "Tell me, as here beneath this ivy bower,
  • That works fantastic round its trembling tower,
  • We hear Heaven's guilt-alarming thunders roar,
  • Tell me the pains and pleasures of the poor;
  • For Hope, just spent, requires a sad adieu,
  • And Fear acquaints me I shall live with you. 110
  • "There was a time when, by Delusion led,
  • A scene of sacred bliss around me spread;
  • On Hope's, as Pisgah's lofty top, I stood,
  • And saw my Canaan there, my promised good.
  • A thousand scenes of joy the clime bestow'd,
  • And wine and oil through vision's valleys flow'd;
  • As Moses his, I call'd my prospect bless'd,
  • And gazed upon the good I ne'er possess'd:
  • On this side Jordan doom'd by fate to stand,
  • Whilst happier Joshuas win the promised land." 120
  • "Son," said the Sage--"be this thy care suppressed;
  • The state the Gods shall choose thee is the best:
  • Rich if thou art, they ask thy praises more,
  • And would thy patience, when they make thee poor.
  • But other thoughts within thy bosom reign,
  • And other subjects vex thy busy brain;
  • Poetic wreaths thy vainer dreams excite,
  • And thy sad stars have destined thee to write.
  • Then, since that task the ruthless fates decree,
  • Take a few precepts from the Gods and me! 130
  • "Be not too eager in the arduous Chase:
  • Who pants for triumph seldom wins the race;
  • Venture not all, but wisely hoard thy worth,
  • And let thy labours one by one go forth;
  • Some happier scrap capricious wits may find
  • On a fair day, and be profusely kind;
  • Which, buried in the rubbish of a throng,
  • Had pleased as little as a new-year's song,
  • Or lover's verse, that cloy'd with nauseous sweet,
  • Or birth-day ode, that ran on ill-pair'd feet. 140
  • Merit not always--Fortune feeds the bard,
  • And, as the whim inclines, bestows reward;
  • None without wit, nor with it numbers gain;
  • To please is hard, but none shall please in vain.
  • As a coy mistress is the humour'd town,
  • Loth every lover with success to crown;
  • He who would win must every effort try,
  • Sail in the mode, and to the fashion fly;
  • Must gay or grave to every humour dress,
  • And watch the lucky Moment of Success; 150
  • That caught, no more his eager hopes are crost;
  • But vain are Wit and Love, when that is lost."
  • Thus said the God; for now a God he grew, }
  • His white locks changing to a golden hue, }
  • And from his shoulders hung a mantle azure-blue. }
  • His softening eyes the winning charm disclosed
  • Of dove-like Delia, when her doubts reposed;
  • Mira's alone a softer lustre bear,
  • When wo beguiles them of an angel's tear;
  • Beauteous and young the smiling phantom stood, 160
  • Then sought on airy wing his blest abode.
  • Ah! truth distasteful in poetic theme,
  • Why is the Muse compell'd to own her dream?
  • Whilst forward wits had sworn to every line,
  • I only wish to make its moral mine.
  • Say then, O ye who tell how authors speed,
  • May Hope indulge her flight, and I succeed?
  • Say, shall my name, to future song prefix'd,
  • Be with the meanest of the tuneful mix'd?
  • Shall my soft strains the modest maid engage, 170
  • My graver numbers move the silver'd sage,
  • My tender themes delight the lover's heart,
  • And comfort to the poor my solemn songs impart?
  • For O! thou, Hope's--thou, Thought's eternal King,
  • Who gav'st them power to charm, and me to sing,
  • Chief to thy praise my willing numbers soar,
  • And in my happier transports I adore;
  • Mercy thy softest attribute proclaim,
  • Thyself in abstract, thy more lovely name;
  • That flings o'er all my grief a cheering ray, 180
  • As the foil moon-beam gilds the watery way.
  • And then too, Love, my soul's resistless lord,
  • Shall many a gentle, generous strain afford,
  • To all the soil of sooty passions blind,
  • Pure as embracing angels, and as kind;
  • Our Mira's name in future times shall shine,
  • And--though the harshest--Shepherds envy mine.
  • Then let me (pleasing task!) however hard,
  • Join, as of old, the prophet and the bard;
  • If not, ah! shield me from the dire disgrace 190
  • That haunts the wild and visionary race;
  • Let me not draw my lengthen'd lines along,
  • And tire in untamed infamy of song;
  • Lest, in some dismal Dunciad's future page,
  • I stand the CIBBER of this tuneless age;
  • Lest, if another POPE th' indulgent skies
  • Should give, inspired by all their deities,
  • My luckless name, in his immortal strain,
  • Should, blasted, brand me as a second Cain;
  • Doom'd in that song to live against my will, 200
  • Whom all must scorn, and yet whom none could kill.
  • The youth, resisted by the maiden's art,
  • Persists, and time subdues her kindling heart;
  • To strong entreaty yields the widow's vow,
  • As mighty walls to bold besiegers bow;
  • Repeated prayers draw bounty from the sky,
  • And heaven is won by importunity.
  • Ours, a projecting tribe, pursue in vain,
  • In tedious trials, an uncertain gain;
  • Madly plunge on through every hope's defeat, 210
  • And with our ruin only, find the cheat.
  • "And why then seek that luckless doom to share?"
  • Who, I?--To shun it is my only care.
  • I grant it true, that others better tell
  • Of mighty WOLFE, who conquer'd as he fell[12];
  • Of heroes born their threaten'd realms to save,
  • Whom Fame anoints, and Envy tends whose grave;
  • Of crimson'd fields, where Fate, in dire array,
  • Gives to the breathless the short-breathing clay;
  • Ours, a young train, by humbler fountains dream, 220
  • Nor taste presumptuous the Pierian stream;
  • When Rodney's triumph comes on eagle-wing,
  • We hail the victor, whom we fear to sing;
  • Nor tell we how each hostile chief goes on,
  • The luckless Lee, or wary Washington;
  • How Spanish bombast blusters--they were beat,
  • And French politeness dulcifies--defeat.
  • My modest Muse forbears to speak of kings,
  • Lest fainting stanzas blast the name she sings;
  • For who, the tenant of the beechen shade, 230
  • Dares the big thought in regal breasts pervade?
  • Or search his soul, whom each too-favouring God
  • Gives to delight in plunder, pomp, and blood?
  • No; let me, free from Cupid's frolic round,
  • Rejoice, or more rejoice by Cupid bound;
  • Of laughing girls in smiling couplets tell,
  • And paint the dark-brow'd grove, where wood-nymphs dwell,
  • Who bid invading youths their vengeance feel,
  • And pierce the votive hearts they mean to heal.
  • Such were the themes I knew in school-day ease, 240
  • When first the moral magic learn'd to please;
  • Ere Judgment told how transports warm'd the breast,
  • Transported Fancy there her stores imprest;
  • The soul in varied raptures learn'd to fly,
  • Felt all their force, and never question'd why.
  • No idle doubts could then her peace molest;
  • She found delight, and left to heaven the rest.
  • Soft joys in Evening's placid shades were born,
  • And where sweet fragrance wing'd the balmy morn.
  • When the wild thought roved vision's circuit o'er, 250
  • And caught the raptures, caught, alas! no more:
  • No care did then a dull attention ask,
  • For study pleased, and that was every task;
  • No guilty dreams stalk'd that heaven-favour'd round,
  • Heaven-guarded too; no Envy entrance found;
  • Nor numerous wants, that vex advancing age,
  • Nor Flattery's silver'd tale, nor Sorrow's sage;
  • Frugal Affliction kept each growing dart,
  • T' o'erwhelm in future days the bleeding heart.
  • No sceptic art veil'd Pride in Truth's disguise, 260
  • But prayer, unsoil'd of doubt, besieged the skies;
  • Ambition, avarice, care, to man retired,
  • Nor came desires more quick, than joys desired.
  • A summer morn there was, and passing fair;
  • Still was the breeze, and health perfumed the air;
  • The glowing east in crimson'd splendour shone,
  • What time the eye just marks the pallid moon;
  • Vi'let-wing'd Zephyr fann'd each opening flower,
  • And brush'd from fragrant cups the limpid shower;
  • A distant huntsman fill'd his cheerful horn, 270 }
  • The vivid dew hung trembling on the thorn, }
  • And mists, like creeping rocks, arose to meet the morn. }
  • Huge giant shadows spread along the plain,
  • Or shot from towering rocks o'er half the main.
  • There to the slumbering bark the gentle tide
  • Stole soft, and faintly beat against its side;
  • Such is that sound, which fond designs convey,
  • When, true to love, the damsel speeds away;
  • The sails, unshaken, hung aloft unfurl'd,
  • And, simpering nigh, the languid current curl'd; 280
  • A crumbling ruin, once a city's pride,
  • The well-pleased eye through withering oaks descried,
  • Where Sadness, gazing on time's ravage, hung,
  • And Silence to Destruction's trophy clung--
  • Save that, as morning songsters swell'd their lays,
  • Awaken'd Echo humm'd repeated praise.
  • The lark on quavering pinion woo'd the day, }
  • Less towering linnets fill'd the vocal spray, }
  • And song-invited pilgrims rose to pray. }
  • Here at a pine-prest hill's embroider'd base 290
  • I stood, and hail'd the Genius of the place.
  • Then was it doom'd by fate, my idle heart,
  • Soften'd by Nature, gave access to Art;
  • The Muse approach'd, her syren-song I heard,
  • Her magic felt, and all her charms revered:
  • E'er since she rules in absolute control,
  • And Mira only dearer to my soul.
  • Ah! tell me not these empty joys to fly;
  • If they deceive, I would deluded die;
  • To the fond themes my heart so early wed, 300
  • So soon in life to blooming visions led,
  • So prone to run the vague uncertain course--
  • 'Tis more than death to think of a divorce.
  • What wills the poet of the favouring gods,
  • Led to their shrine, and blest in their abodes[13]?
  • What, when he fills the glass, and to each youth
  • Names his loved maid, and glories in his truth?
  • Not India's spoils, the splendid nabob's pride,
  • Not the full trade of Hermes' own Cheapside,
  • Nor gold itself, nor all the Ganges laves, 310
  • Or shrouds, well shrouded in his sacred waves;
  • Nor gorgeous vessels deck'd in trim array,
  • Which the more noble Thames bears far away.
  • Let those whose nod makes sooty subjects flee,
  • Hack with blunt steel the savory callipee;
  • Let those whose ill-used wealth their country fly,
  • Virtue-scorn'd wines from hostile France to buy:
  • Favour'd by fate, let such in joy appear,
  • Their smuggled cargoes landed thrice a year;
  • Disdaining these, for simpler food I'll look, 320
  • And crop my beverage at the mantled brook.
  • O Virtue! brighter than the noon-tide ray,
  • My humble prayers with sacred joys repay!
  • Health to my limbs may the kind Gods impart,
  • And thy fair form delight my yielding heart!
  • Grant me to shun each vile inglorious road,
  • To see thy way, and trace each moral good;
  • If more--let Wisdom's sons my page peruse,
  • And decent credit deck my modest Muse.
  • Nor deem it pride that prophesies, my song 330
  • Shall please the sons of taste, and please them long.
  • Say, ye, to whom my Muse submissive brings
  • Her first-fruit offering, and on trembling wings,
  • May she not hope in future days to soar,
  • Where fancy's sons have led the way before?
  • Where genius strives in each ambrosial bower
  • To snatch with agile hand the opening flower?
  • To cull what sweets adorn the mountain's brow,
  • What humbler blossoms crown the vales below?
  • To blend with these the stores by art refined, 340
  • And give the moral Flora to the mind?
  • Far other scenes my timid hour admits,
  • Relentless critics, and avenging wits;
  • E'en coxcombs take a licence from their pen,
  • And to each "let-him-perish" cry Amen!
  • And thus, with wits or fools my heart shall cry,
  • For if they please not, let the trifles die--
  • Die, and be lost in dark oblivion's shore,
  • And never rise to vex their author more.
  • I would not dream o'er some soft liquid line, 350
  • Amid a thousand blunders form'd to shine;
  • Yet rather this, than that dull scribbler be, }
  • From every fault, and every beauty free, }
  • Curst with tame thoughts and mediocrity. }
  • Some have I found so thick beset with spots,
  • 'Twas hard to trace their beauties through their blots;
  • And these, as tapers round a sick-man's room,
  • Or passing chimes, but warn'd me of the tomb!
  • O! if you blast, at once consume my bays,
  • And damn me not with mutilated praise. 360
  • With candour judge; and, a young bard in view.
  • Allow for that, and judge with kindness too.
  • Faults he must own, though hard for him to find,
  • Not to some happier merits quite so blind;
  • These if mistaken Fancy only sees,
  • Or Hope, that takes Deformity for these;
  • If Dunce, the crowd-befitting title, falls
  • His lot, and Dulness her new subject calls:
  • To the poor bard alone your censures give--
  • Let his fame die, but let his honour live; 370
  • Laugh if you must--be candid as you can,
  • And when you lash the Poet, spare the Man.
  • FOOTNOTES:
  • [12] IMIT.--Scriberis Vario fortis, et hostium
  • Victor, Mæonii carminis alite,
  • Quam rem cumque ferox navibus aut equis
  • Miles, te duce, gesserit, &c. &c.
  • HOR. Lib. i. Od. [6].
  • [13] IMIT.--Quid dedicatum poscit Apollinem
  • Vates? quid orat, de paterâ novum
  • Fundens liquorem? &c. &c.
  • HOR. Lib. i. _Carm._ xxxi.
  • POEMS.
  • Ipse per Ausonias Æneïa carmina gentes
  • Qui sonat, ingenti qui nomine pulsat Olympum,
  • Mæoniumque senem Romano provocat ore:
  • Forsitan illius nemoris latuisset in umbrâ
  • Quod canit, et sterili tantum cantâsset avenâ
  • Ignotus populi, si Mæcenate careret.
  • Paneg. ad Pisones.
  • TO THE
  • RIGHT HONOURABLE HENRY RICHARD FOX,
  • LORD HOLLAND,
  • OF HOLLAND, IN LINCOLNSHIRE; LORD HOLLAND
  • OF FOXLEY; AND FELLOW OF THE SOCIETY
  • OF ANTIQUARIES.
  • MY LORD,
  • That the longest poem in this collection was honoured by the notice of
  • your Lordship's right honourable and ever-valued relation, Mr. FOX;
  • that it should be the last which engaged his attention; and that some
  • parts of it were marked with his approbation: are circumstances
  • productive of better hopes of ultimate success than I had dared to
  • entertain before I was gratified with a knowledge of them; and the
  • hope thus raised leads me to ask permission that I may dedicate this
  • book to your Lordship, to whom that truly great and greatly lamented
  • personage was so nearly allied in family, so closely bound in
  • affection, and in whose mind presides the same critical taste which he
  • exerted to the delight of all who heard him. He doubtless united with
  • his unequalled abilities a fund of good-nature; and this possibly led
  • him to speak favourably of, and give satisfaction to writers, with
  • whose productions he might not be entirely satisfied; nor must I allow
  • myself to suppose his desire of obliging was withholden, when he
  • honoured any effort of mine with his approbation. But, my Lord, as
  • there was discrimination in the opinion he gave; as he did not veil
  • indifference for insipid mediocrity of composition under any general
  • expression of cool approval: I allow myself to draw a favourable
  • conclusion from the verdict of one who had the superiority of
  • intellect few would dispute, which he made manifest by a force of
  • eloquence peculiar to himself; whose excellent judgment no one of his
  • friends found cause to distrust, and whose acknowledged candour no
  • enemy had the temerity to deny.
  • With such encouragement, I present my book to your Lordship: the
  • Account of the _Life and Writings of Lopez de Vega_ has taught me what
  • I am to expect; I there perceive how your Lordship can write, and am
  • there taught how you can judge of writers: my faults, however
  • numerous, I know will none of them escape through inattention, nor
  • will any merit be lost for want of discernment; my verses are before
  • him who has written elegantly, who has judged with accuracy, and who
  • has given unequivocal proof of abilities in a work of difficulty--a
  • translation of poetry, which few persons in this kingdom are able to
  • read, and in the estimation of talents not hitherto justly
  • appreciated. In this view, I cannot but feel some apprehension; but I
  • know also, that your Lordship is apprised of the great difficulty of
  • writing well; that you will make much allowance for failures, if not
  • too frequently repeated; and, as you can accurately discern, so you
  • will readily approve, all the better and more happy efforts of one who
  • places the highest value upon your Lordship's approbation, and who has
  • the honour to be,
  • My LORD,
  • Your Lordship's most faithful
  • and obliged humble servant,
  • GEO. CRABBE.
  • PREFACE.
  • About twenty-five years since was published a poem called "The
  • Library," which, in no long time, was followed by two others, "The
  • Village," and "The Newspaper." These, with a few alterations and
  • additions, are here reprinted; and are accompanied by a poem of
  • greater length, and several shorter attempts, now, for the first time,
  • before the public; whose reception of them creates in their author
  • something more than common solicitude, because he conceives that, with
  • the judgment to be formed of these latter productions, upon whatever
  • may be found intrinsically meritorious or defective, there will be
  • united an inquiry into the relative degree of praise or blame which
  • they may be thought to deserve, when compared with the more early
  • attempts of the same writer.
  • And certainly, were it the principal employment of a man's life to
  • compose verses, it might seem reasonable to expect that he would
  • continue to improve as long as he continued to live; though, even
  • then, there is some doubt whether such improvement would follow, and
  • perhaps proof might be adduced to show it would not. But when, to this
  • "_idle trade_" is added some "_calling_," with superior claims upon
  • his time and attention, his progress in the art of versification will
  • probably be in proportion neither to the years he has lived, nor even
  • to the attempts he has made.
  • While composing the first-published of these poems, the author was
  • honoured with the notice and assisted by the advice of the Right
  • Honourable Edmund Burke; part of it was written in his presence, and
  • the whole submitted to his judgment; receiving, in its progress, the
  • benefit of his correction. I hope, therefore, to obtain pardon of the
  • reader, if I eagerly seize the occasion, and, after so long a
  • silence, endeavour to express a grateful sense of the benefits I have
  • received from this gentleman, who was solicitous for my more essential
  • interests, as well as benevolently anxious for my credit as a writer.
  • I will not enter upon the subject of his extraordinary abilities; it
  • would be vanity, it would be weakness, in me to believe that I could
  • make them better known or more admired than they now are. But of his
  • private worth, of his wishes to do good, of his affability and
  • condescension; his readiness to lend assistance when he knew it was
  • wanted, and his delight to give praise where he thought it was
  • deserved: of these I may write with some propriety. All know that his
  • powers were vast, his acquirements various; and I take leave to add,
  • that he applied them with unremitted attention to those objects which
  • he believed tended to the honour and welfare of his country. But it
  • may not be so generally understood that he was ever assiduous in the
  • more private duties of a benevolent nature; that he delighted to give
  • encouragement to any promise of ability, and assistance to any
  • appearance of desert. To what purposes he employed his pen, and with
  • what eloquence he spake in the senate, will be told by many, who yet
  • may be ignorant of the solid instruction, as well as the fascinating
  • pleasantry, found in his common conversation, amongst his friends, and
  • his affectionate manners, amiable disposition, and zeal for their
  • happiness, which he manifested in the hours of retirement with his
  • family.
  • To this gentleman I was indebted for my knowledge of Sir Joshua
  • Reynolds, who was as well known to his friends for his perpetual fund
  • of good-humour and his unceasing wishes to oblige, as he was to the
  • public for the extraordinary productions of his pencil and his pen. By
  • him I was favoured with an introduction to Doctor Johnson, who
  • honoured me with his notice, and assisted me, as Mr. Boswell has told,
  • with remarks and emendations for a poem I was about to publish. The
  • doctor had been often wearied by applications, and did not readily
  • comply with requests for his opinion: not from any unwillingness to
  • oblige, but from a painful contention in his mind between a desire of
  • giving pleasure and a determination to speak truth. No man can, I
  • think, publish a work without some expectation of satisfying those
  • who are to judge of its merit; but I can, with the utmost regard to
  • veracity, speak my fears, as predominating over every pre-indulged
  • thought of a more favourable nature, when I was told that a judge so
  • discerning had consented to read and give his opinion of "The
  • Village," the poem I had prepared for publication. The time of
  • suspense was not long protracted; I was soon favoured with a few words
  • from Sir Joshua, who observed, "If I knew how cautious Doctor Johnson
  • was in giving commendation, I should be well satisfied with the
  • portion dealt to me in his letter." Of that letter the following is a
  • copy:
  • "SIR,
  • "I have sent you back Mr. Crabbe's poem, which I read with great
  • delight. It is original, vigorous, and elegant. The alterations which
  • I have made, I do not require him to adopt; for my lines are, perhaps,
  • not often better [than] his own: but he may take mine and his own
  • together, and perhaps, between them, produce something better than
  • either.--He is not to think his copy wantonly defaced; a wet sponge
  • will wash all the red lines away, and leave the pages clean.--His
  • Dedication will be least liked: it were better to contract it into a
  • short sprightly address.--I do not doubt of Mr. Crabbe's success.
  • "I am, Sir, your most humble servant,
  • "SAM. JOHNSON."
  • "_March_ 4, 1783."
  • That I was fully satisfied, my readers will do me the justice to
  • believe; and I hope they will pardon me, if there should appear to
  • them any impropriety in publishing the favourable opinion expressed in
  • a private letter: they will judge, and truly, that by so doing, I wish
  • to bespeak their good opinion, but have no design of extorting their
  • applause. I would not hazard an appearance so ostentatious to gratify
  • my vanity, but I venture to do it in compliance with my fears.
  • After these was published "The Newspaper": it had not the advantage of
  • such previous criticism from any friends, nor perhaps so much of my
  • own attention as I ought to have given to it; but the impression was
  • disposed of, and I will not pay so little respect to the judgment of
  • my readers as now to suppress they then approved.
  • Since the publication of this poem more than twenty years have
  • elapsed, and I am not without apprehension, lest so long a silence
  • should be construed into a blamable neglect of my own interest, which
  • those excellent friends were desirous of promoting; or, what is yet
  • worse, into a want of gratitude for their assistance, since it becomes
  • me to suppose, they considered these first attempts as promises of
  • better things, and their favours as stimulants to future exertion. And
  • here, be the construction put upon my apparent negligence what it
  • _may_, let me not suppress my testimony to the liberality of those who
  • are looked up to as patrons and encouragers of literary merit, or
  • indeed of merit of any kind: their patronage has never been refused, I
  • conceive, when it has been reasonably expected or modestly required;
  • and it would be difficult, probably, to instance, in these times and
  • in this country, any one who merited or was supposed to merit
  • assistance, but who nevertheless languished in obscurity or necessity
  • for want of it; unless in those cases where it was prevented by the
  • resolution of impatient pride, or wearied by the solicitations of
  • determined profligacy. And, while the subject is before me, I am
  • unwilling to pass silently over the debt of gratitude which I owe to
  • the memory of two deceased noblemen, His Grace the late Duke of
  • Rutland, and the Right Honourable the Lord Thurlow: sensible of the
  • honour done me by their notice, and the benefits received from them, I
  • trust this acknowledgment will be imputed to its only motive, a
  • grateful sense of their favours.
  • Upon this subject I could dwell with much pleasure; but, to give a
  • reason for that appearance of neglect, as it is more difficult, so,
  • happily, it is less required. In truth, I have, for many years,
  • intended a republication of these poems, as soon as I should be able
  • to join with them such other of later date as might not deprive me of
  • the little credit the former had obtained. Long indeed has this
  • purpose been procrastinated; and, if the duties of a profession, not
  • before pressing upon me--if the claims of a situation, at that time
  • untried--if diffidence of my own judgment, and the loss of my earliest
  • friends, will not sufficiently account for my delay, I must rely upon
  • the good-nature of my reader, that he will let them avail as far as he
  • can, and find an additional apology in my fears of his censure.
  • These fears being so prevalent with me, I determined not to publish
  • any thing more, unless I could first obtain the sanction of such an
  • opinion as I might with some confidence rely upon. I looked for a
  • friend who, having the discerning taste of Mr. Burke, and the critical
  • sagacity of Doctor Johnson, would bestow upon my MS. the attention
  • requisite to form his opinion, and would then favour me with the
  • result of his observations; and it was my singular good fortune to
  • gain such assistance; the opinion of a critic so qualified, and a
  • friend so disposed to favour me. I had been honoured by an
  • introduction to the Right Honourable Charles James Fox some years
  • before, at the seat of Mr. Burke; and, being again with him, I
  • received a promise that he would peruse any work I might send to him
  • previous to its publication, and would give me his opinion. At that
  • time, I did not think myself sufficiently prepared; and when,
  • afterwards, I had collected some poems for his inspection, I found my
  • right honourable friend engaged by the affairs of a great empire, and
  • struggling with the inveteracy of a fatal disease; at such time, upon
  • such mind, ever disposed to oblige as that mind was, I could not
  • obtrude the petty business of criticising verses; but he remembered
  • the promise he had kindly given, and repeated an offer, which, though
  • I had not presumed to expect, I was happy to receive. A copy of the
  • poems, now first published, was immediately sent to him, and (as I
  • have the information from Lord Holland, and his Lordship's permission
  • to inform my readers) the poem which I have named "The Parish
  • Register" was heard by Mr. Fox, and it excited interest enough, by
  • some of its parts, to gain for me the benefit of his judgment upon the
  • whole. Whatever he approved, the reader will readily believe, I have
  • carefully retained; the parts he disliked are totally expunged, and
  • others are substituted, which I hope resemble those, more conformable
  • to the taste of so admirable a judge. Nor can I deny myself the
  • melancholy satisfaction of adding, that this poem (and more especially
  • the story of Phoebe Dawson, with some parts of the second book),
  • were the last compositions of their kind that engaged and amused the
  • capacious, the candid, the benevolent mind of this great man.
  • The above information I owe to the favour of the Right Honourable Lord
  • Holland; nor this only, but to his Lordship I am indebted for some
  • excellent remarks upon the other parts of my MS. It was not indeed my
  • good fortune then to know that my verses were in the hands of a
  • nobleman who had given proof of his accurate judgment as a critic, and
  • his elegance as a writer, by favouring the public with an easy and
  • spirited translation of some interesting scenes of a dramatic poet,
  • not often read in this kingdom. The Life of Lopez de Vega was then
  • unknown to me; I had, in common with many English readers, heard of
  • him, but could not judge whether his far-extended reputation was
  • caused by the sublime efforts of a mighty genius, or the unequalled
  • facility of a rapid composer, aided by peculiar and fortunate
  • circumstances. That any part of my MS. was honoured by the remarks of
  • Lord Holland yields me a high degree of satisfaction, and his Lordship
  • will perceive the use I have made of them; but I must feel some regret
  • when I know to what small portion they were limited; and discerning,
  • as I do, the taste and judgment bestowed upon the verses of Lopez de
  • Vega, I must perceive how much my own needed the assistance afforded
  • to one who cannot be sensible of the benefit he has received.
  • But how much soever I may lament the advantages lost, let me remember
  • with gratitude the helps I have obtained. With a single exception,
  • every poem in the ensuing collection has been submitted to the
  • critical sagacity of a gentleman, upon whose skill and candour their
  • author could rely. To publish by advice of friends has been severely
  • ridiculed, and that too by a poet, who probably, without such advice,
  • never made public any verses of his own: in fact, it may not be easily
  • determined who acts with less discretion, the writer who is encouraged
  • to publish his works, merely by the advice of friends whom he
  • consulted, or he who, against advice, publishes from the sole
  • encouragement of his own opinion. These are deceptions to be carefully
  • avoided; and I was happy to escape the latter, by the friendly
  • attentions of the Reverend Richard Turner, minister of Great Yarmouth.
  • To this gentleman I am indebted more than I am able to describe, or
  • than he is willing to allow, for the time he has bestowed upon the
  • attempts I have made. He is, indeed, the kind of critic for whom every
  • poet should devoutly wish, and the friend whom every man would be
  • happy to acquire; he has taste to discern all that is meritorious, and
  • sagacity to detect whatsoever should be discarded; he gives just the
  • opinion an author's wisdom should covet, however his vanity might
  • prompt him to reject it; what altogether to expunge and what to
  • improve he has repeatedly taught me, and, could I have obeyed him in
  • the latter direction, as I invariably have in the former, the public
  • would have found this collection more worthy its attention, and I
  • should have sought the opinion of the critic more void of
  • apprehension.
  • But whatever I may hope or fear, whatever assistance I have had or
  • have needed, it becomes me to leave my verses to the judgment of the
  • reader, without my endeavour to point out their merit, or an apology
  • for their defects. Yet as, among the poetical attempts of one who has
  • been for many years a priest, it may seem a want of respect for the
  • legitimate objects of his study, that nothing occurs, unless it be
  • incidentally, of the great subjects of religion: so it may appear a
  • kind of ingratitude of a beneficed clergyman, that he has not employed
  • his talent (be it estimated as it may) to some patriotic purpose--as
  • in celebrating the unsubdued spirit of his countrymen in their
  • glorious resistance of those enemies, who would have no peace
  • throughout the world, except that which is dictated to the drooping
  • spirit of suffering humanity by the triumphant insolence of military
  • success.
  • Credit will be given to me, I hope, when I affirm that subjects so
  • interesting have the due weight with me, which the sacred nature of
  • the one, and the national importance of the other, must impress upon
  • every mind not seduced into carelessness for religion by the lethargic
  • influence of a perverted philosophy, nor into indifference for the
  • cause of our country by hyperbolical or hypocritical professions of
  • universal philanthropy; but, after many efforts to satisfy myself by
  • various trials on these subjects, I declined all further attempt, from
  • a conviction that I should not be able to give satisfaction to my
  • readers. Poetry of religious nature must indeed ever be clogged with
  • almost insuperable difficulty; but there are doubtless to be found
  • poets who are well qualified to celebrate the unanimous and heroic
  • spirit of our countrymen, and to describe in appropriate colours some
  • of those extraordinary scenes, which have been and are shifting in the
  • face of Europe, with such dreadful celerity; and to such I relinquish
  • the duty.
  • It remains for me to give the reader a brief view of those articles in
  • the following collection, which for the first time solicit his
  • attention.
  • In the "Parish Register," he will find an endeavour once more to
  • describe village-manners, not by adopting the notion of pastoral
  • simplicity or assuming ideas of rustic barbarity, but by more natural
  • views of the peasantry, considered as a mixed body of persons, sober
  • or profligate, and hence, in a great measure, contented or miserable.
  • To this more general description are added the various characters
  • which occur in the three parts of a Register: Baptism, Marriages, and
  • Burials.
  • If the "Birth of Flattery" offer no moral, as an appendage to the
  • fable, it is hoped that nothing of an immoral, nothing of improper,
  • tendency will be imputed to a piece of poetical playfulness. In fact,
  • genuine praise, like all other species of truth, is known by its
  • bearing full investigation: it is what the giver is happy that he can
  • justly bestow, and the receiver conscious that he may boldly accept;
  • but adulation must ever be afraid of inquiry, and must, in proportion
  • to their degrees of moral sensibility,
  • Be shame "to him that gives and him that takes."
  • The verses in page[s 234-7] want a title; nor does the motto, although
  • it gave occasion to them, altogether express the sense of the writer,
  • who meant to observe that some of our best acquisitions, and some of
  • our nobler conquests, are rendered ineffectual, by the passing away
  • of opportunity, and the changes made by time: an argument that such
  • acquirements and moral habits are reserved for a state of being in
  • which they have the uses here denied them.
  • In the story of "Sir Eustace Grey," an attempt is made to describe the
  • wanderings of a mind first irritated by the consequences of error and
  • misfortune, and afterwards soothed by a species of enthusiastic
  • conversion, still keeping him insane: a task very difficult, and, if
  • the presumption of the attempt may find pardon, it will not be refused
  • to the failure of the poet. It is said of our Shakspeare, respecting
  • madness,
  • "In that circle none dare walk but he."
  • Yet be it granted to one who dares not to pass the boundary fixed for
  • common minds, at least to step near to the tremendous verge, and form
  • some idea of the terrors that are stalking in the interdicted space.
  • When first I had written "Aaron, or The Gipsy," I had no unfavourable
  • opinion of it; and, had I been collecting my verses at that time for
  • publication, I should certainly have included this tale. Nine years
  • have since elapsed, and I continue to judge the same of it, thus
  • literally obeying one of the directions given by the prudence of
  • criticism to the eagerness of the poet; but how far I may have
  • conformed to rules of more importance must be left to the less partial
  • judgment of the readers.
  • The concluding poem, entitled "Woman!" was written at the time when
  • the quotation from Mr. Ledyard was first made public; the expression
  • has since become hackneyed; but the sentiment is congenial with our
  • feelings, and though somewhat amplified in these verses, it is hoped
  • they are not so far extended as to become tedious.
  • After this brief account of his subjects, the author leaves them to
  • their fate, not presuming to make any remarks upon the kinds of
  • versification he has chosen, or the merit of the execution. He has
  • indeed brought forward the favourable opinion of his friends, and for
  • that he earnestly hopes his motives will be rightly understood; it was
  • a step of which he felt the advantage while he foresaw the danger; he
  • was aware of the benefit, if his readers would consider him as one who
  • puts on a defensive armour against hasty and determined severity; but
  • he feels also the hazard, lest they should suppose he looks upon
  • himself to be guarded by his friends, and so secure in the defence,
  • that he may defy the fair judgment of legal criticism. It will
  • probably be said, "he has brought with him his testimonials to the bar
  • of the public," and he must admit the truth of the remark; but he begs
  • leave to observe in reply, that of those who bear testimonials of any
  • kind the greater numbers feel apprehension, and not security: they are
  • indeed so far from the enjoyment of victory, of the exultation of
  • triumph, that, with all they can do for themselves, with all their
  • friends have done for them, they are, like him, in dread of
  • examination, and in fear of disappointment.
  • _Muston, Leicestershire,
  • September, 1807._
  • THE LIBRARY.
  • Books afford Consolation to the troubled Mind, by substituting a
  • lighter Kind of Distress for its own--They are productive of other
  • Advantages--An Author's Hope of being known in distant
  • Times--Arrangement of the Library--Size and Form of the
  • Volumes--The ancient Folio, clasped and chained--Fashion prevalent
  • even in this Place--The Mode of publishing in Numbers, Pamphlets,
  • &c.--Subjects of the different Classes--Divinity--Controversy--The
  • Friends of Religion often more dangerous than her Foes--Sceptical
  • Authors--Reason too much rejected by the former Converts;
  • exclusively relied upon by the latter--Philosophy ascending
  • through the Scale of Being to moral Subjects--Books of Medicine:
  • their Variety, Variance, and Proneness to System: the Evil of
  • this, and the Difficulty it causes--Farewell to this Study--Law:
  • the increasing Number of its Volumes--Supposed happy State of Man
  • without Laws--Progress of Society--Historians: their
  • Subjects--Dramatic Authors, Tragic and Comic--Ancient
  • Romances--The Captive Heroine--Happiness in the Perusal of such
  • Books: why--Criticism--Apprehensions of the Author, removed by the
  • Appearance of the Genius of the Place; whose Reasoning and
  • Admonition conclude the Subject.
  • When the sad soul, by care and grief oppress'd,
  • Looks round the world, but looks in vain for rest;
  • When every object that appears in view,
  • Partakes her gloom and seems dejected too:
  • Where shall affliction from itself retire?
  • Where fade away and placidly expire?
  • Alas! we fly to silent scenes in vain;
  • Care blasts the honours of the flow'ry plain:
  • Care veils in clouds the sun's meridian beam,
  • Sighs through the grove and murmurs in the stream. 10
  • For, when the soul is labouring in despair,
  • In vain the body breathes a purer air:
  • No storm-toss'd sailor sighs for slumbering seas--
  • He dreads the tempest, but invokes the breeze;
  • On the smooth mirror of the deep resides }
  • Reflected wo, and o'er unruffled tides }
  • The ghost of every former danger glides. }
  • Thus, in the calms of life, we only see
  • A steadier image of our misery;
  • But lively gales and gently-clouded skies 20
  • Disperse the sad reflections as they rise;
  • And busy thoughts and little cares avail
  • To ease the mind, when rest and reason fail.
  • When the dull thought, by no designs employ'd,
  • Dwells on the past, or suffer'd or enjoy'd,
  • We bleed anew in every former grief,
  • And joys departed furnish no relief.
  • Not Hope herself, with all her flattering art,
  • Can cure this stubborn sickness of the heart:
  • The soul disdains each comfort she prepares, 30
  • And anxious searches for congenial cares--
  • Those lenient cares, which, with our own combined, }
  • By mix'd sensations ease th' afflicted mind. }
  • And steal our grief away and leave their own behind: }
  • A lighter grief! which feeling hearts endure
  • Without regret, nor e'en demand a cure.
  • But what strange art, what magic can dispose
  • The troubled mind to change its native woes?
  • Or lead us willing from ourselves, to see
  • Others more wretched, more undone than we? 40
  • This, books can do--nor this alone: they give
  • New views to life, and teach us how to live;
  • They soothe the grieved, the stubborn they chastise;
  • Fools they admonish, and confirm the wise.
  • Their aid they yield to all: they never shun
  • The man of sorrow, nor the wretch undone;
  • Unlike the hard, the selfish, and the proud,
  • They fly not sullen from the suppliant crowd;
  • Nor tell to various people various things,
  • But show to subjects, what they show to kings. 50
  • Come, Child of Care! to make thy soul serene,
  • Approach the treasures of this tranquil scene;
  • Survey the dome, and, as the doors unfold,
  • The soul's best cure in all her cares behold!
  • Where mental wealth the poor in thought may find,
  • And mental physic the diseased in mind.
  • See here the balms that passion's wounds assuage;
  • See coolers here, that damp the fire of rage;
  • Here alt'ratives by slow degrees control
  • The chronic habits of the sickly soul; 60
  • And round the heart, and o'er the aching head,
  • Mild opiates here their sober influence shed.
  • Now bid thy soul man's busy scenes exclude,
  • And view composed this silent multitude:--
  • Silent they are, but, though deprived of sound,
  • Here all the living languages abound,
  • Here all that live no more; preserved they lie,
  • In tombs that open to the curious eye.
  • Bless'd be the gracious Power, who taught mankind
  • To stamp a lasting image of the mind!-- 70
  • Beasts may convey, and tuneful birds may sing,
  • Their mutual feelings in the opening spring;
  • But man alone has skill and power to send
  • The heart's warm dictates to the distant friend;
  • 'Tis his alone to please, instruct, advise
  • Ages remote, and nations yet to rise.
  • In sweet repose, when labour's children sleep,
  • When joy forgets to smile and care to weep,
  • When passion slumbers in the lover's breast,
  • And fear and guilt partake the balm of rest-- 80
  • Why then denies the studious man to share
  • Man's common good, who feels his common care?
  • Because the hope is his, that bids him fly
  • Night's soft repose, and sleep's mild power defy;
  • That after-ages may repeat his praise,
  • And fame's fair meed be his for length of days.
  • Delightful prospect! when we leave behind
  • A worthy offspring of the fruitful mind,
  • Which, born and nursed through many an anxious day,
  • Shall all our labour, all our care repay. 90
  • Yet all are not these births of noble kind,
  • Not all the children of a vigorous mind;
  • But, where the wisest should alone preside,
  • The weak would rule us, and the blind would guide;
  • Nay, man's best efforts taste of man, and show
  • The poor and troubled source from which they flow:
  • Where most he triumphs, we his wants perceive,
  • And for his weakness in his wisdom grieve.
  • But, though imperfect all, yet wisdom loves
  • This seat serene, and virtue's self approves; 100
  • Here come the grieved, a change of thought to find,
  • The curious here, to feed a craving mind;
  • Here the devout their peaceful temple choose;
  • And here the poet meets his favouring muse.
  • With awe around these silent walks I tread:
  • These are the lasting mansions of the dead.--
  • "The dead," methinks, a thousand tongues reply;
  • "These are the tombs of such as cannot die!
  • Crown'd with eternal fame, they sit sublime,
  • And laugh at all the little strife of time." 110
  • Hail, then, immortals! ye who shine above,
  • Each in his sphere the literary Jove;
  • And ye, the common people of these skies,
  • A humbler crowd of nameless deities:
  • Whether 'tis yours to lead the willing mind
  • Through history's mazes, and the turnings find;
  • Or whether, led by science, ye retire,
  • Lost and bewilder'd in the vast desire;
  • Whether the Muse invites you to her bowers,
  • And crowns your placid brows with living flowers; 120
  • Or godlike wisdom teaches you to show
  • The noblest road to happiness below;
  • Or men and manners prompt the easy page
  • To mark the flying follies of the age:
  • Whatever good ye boast, that good impart;
  • Inform the head and rectify the heart!
  • Lo! all in silence, all in order stand;
  • And mighty folios first, a lordly band,
  • Then quartos, their well-order'd ranks maintain,
  • And light octavos fill a spacious plain; 130
  • See yonder, ranged in more frequented rows,
  • A humbler band of duodecimos;
  • While undistinguished trifles swell the scene,
  • The last new play and fritter'd magazine.
  • Thus 'tis in life, where first the proud, the great,
  • In leagued assembly keep their cumbrous state;
  • Heavy and huge, they fill the world with dread,
  • Are much admired, and are but little read:
  • The commons next, a middle rank, are found;
  • Professions fruitful pour their offspring round; 140
  • Reasoners and wits are next their place allow'd,
  • And last, of vulgar tribes a countless crowd.
  • First, let us view the form, the size, the dress;
  • For these the manners, nay the mind express;
  • That weight of wood, with leathern coat o'erlaid;
  • Those ample clasps, of solid metal made;
  • The close-press'd leaves, unclosed for many an age;
  • The dull red edging of the well-fill'd page;
  • On the broad back the stubborn ridges roll'd,
  • Where yet the title stands in tarnish'd gold; 150
  • These all a sage and labour'd work proclaim,
  • A painful candidate for lasting fame:
  • No idle wit, no trifling verse can lurk
  • In the deep bosom of that weighty work;
  • No playful thoughts degrade the solemn style,
  • Nor one light sentence claims a transient smile.
  • Hence, in these times, untouch'd the pages lie,
  • And slumber out their immortality:
  • They _had_ their day, when, after all his toil,
  • His morning study, and his midnight oil, 160
  • At length an author's ONE great work appear'd,
  • By patient hope, and length of days, endear'd:
  • Expecting nations hail'd it from the press;
  • Poetic friends prefix'd each kind address;
  • Princes and kings received the pond'rous gift,
  • And ladies read the work they could not lift.
  • Fashion, though Folly's child, and guide of fools,
  • Rules e'en the wisest, and in learning rules;
  • From crowds and courts to Wisdom's seat she goes,
  • And reigns triumphant o'er her mother's foes. 170
  • For lo! these fav'rites of the ancient mode
  • Lie all neglected like the Birth-day Ode;
  • Ah! needless now this weight of massy chain[14];
  • Safe in themselves, the once-loved works remain;
  • No readers now invade their still retreat,
  • None try to steal them from their parent-seat;
  • Like ancient beauties, they may now discard
  • Chains, bolts, and locks, and lie without a guard.
  • Our patient fathers trifling themes laid by,
  • And roll'd o'er labour'd works th' attentive eye; 180
  • Page after page, the much-enduring men
  • Explored the deeps and shallows of the pen;
  • Till, every former note and comment known,
  • They mark'd the spacious margin with their own:
  • Minute corrections proved their studious care;
  • The little index, pointing, told us where;
  • And many an emendation show'd the age
  • Look'd far beyond the rubric title-page.
  • Our nicer palates lighter labours seek,
  • Cloy'd with a folio-_Number_ once a week; 190
  • Bibles, with cuts and comments, thus go down:
  • E'en light Voltaire is _number'd_ through the town:
  • Thus physic flies abroad, and thus the law,
  • From men of study, and from men of straw;
  • Abstracts, abridgments, please the fickle times,
  • Pamphlets and plays, and politics and rhymes:
  • But though to write be now a task of ease,
  • The task is hard by manly arts to please,
  • When all our weakness is exposed to view,
  • And half our judges are our rivals too. 200
  • Amid these works, on which the eager eye
  • Delights to fix, or glides reluctant by,
  • When all combined, their decent pomp display,
  • Where shall we first our early offering pay?
  • To thee, DIVINITY! to thee, the light
  • And guide of mortals through their mental night;
  • By whom we learn our hopes and fears to guide;
  • To bear with pain, and to contend with pride;
  • When grieved, to pray; when injured, to forgive;
  • And with the world in charity to live. 210
  • Not truths like these inspired that numerous race,
  • Whose pious labours fill this ample space;
  • But questions nice, where doubt on doubt arose,
  • Awaked to war the long-contending foes.
  • For dubious meanings, learn'd polemics strove.
  • And wars on faith prevented works of love;
  • The brands of discord far around were hurl'd,
  • And holy wrath inflamed a sinful world--
  • Dull though impatient, peevish though devout,
  • With wit disgusting and despised without; 220
  • Saints in design, in execution men,
  • Peace in their looks, and vengeance in their pen.
  • Methinks, I see, and sicken at the sight,
  • Spirits of spleen from yonder pile alight:
  • Spirits who prompted every damning page,
  • With pontiff pride and still-increasing rage.
  • Lo! how they stretch their gloomy wings around,
  • And lash with furious strokes the trembling ground!
  • They pray, they fight, they murder, and they weep--
  • Wolves, in their vengeance, in their manners sheep; 230
  • Too well they act the prophet's fatal part,
  • Denouncing evil with a zealous heart;
  • And each, like Jonas, is displeased, if God
  • Repent his anger, or withhold his rod.
  • But here the dormant fury rests unsought,
  • And Zeal sleeps soundly by the foes she fought;
  • Here all the rage of controversy ends,
  • And rival zealots rest like bosom-friends:
  • An Athanasian here, in deep repose,
  • Sleeps with the fiercest of his Arian foes; 240
  • Socinians here with Calvinists abide,
  • And thin partitions angry chiefs divide;
  • Here wily Jesuits simple Quakers meet,
  • And Bellarmine has rest at Luther's feet.
  • Great authors, for the church's glory fired,
  • Are, for the church's peace, to rest retired;
  • And close beside, a mystic, maudlin race,
  • Lie, "Crums of Comfort for the Babes of Grace."
  • Against her foes Religion well defends
  • Her sacred truths, but often fears her friends; 250
  • If learn'd, their pride, if weak, their zeal she dreads,
  • And their hearts' weakness, who have soundest heads.
  • But most she fears the controversial pen,
  • The holy strife of disputatious men;
  • Who the bless'd Gospel's peaceful page explore,
  • Only to fight against its precepts more.
  • Near to these seats, behold yon slender frames,
  • All closely fill'd and mark'd with modern names;
  • Where no fair science ever shows her face,
  • Few sparks of genius, and no spark of grace. 260
  • There sceptics rest, a still-increasing throng,
  • And stretch their widening wings ten thousand strong:
  • Some in close fight their dubious claims maintain;
  • Some skirmish lightly, fly and fight again;
  • Coldly profane, and impiously gay;
  • Their end the same, though various in their way.
  • When first Religion came to bless the land,
  • Her friends were then a firm believing band;
  • To doubt was, then, to plunge in guilt extreme,
  • And all was gospel that a monk could dream; 270
  • Insulted Reason fled the grov'ling soul,
  • For Fear to guide, and visions to control.
  • But now, when Reason has assumed her throne,
  • She, in her turn, demands to reign alone;
  • Rejecting all that lies beyond her view,
  • And, being judge, will be a witness too.
  • Insulted Faith then leaves the doubtful mind,
  • To seek for truth, without a power to find;
  • Ah! when will both in friendly beams unite,
  • And pour on erring man resistless light? 280
  • Next to the seats, well stored with works divine,
  • An ample space, PHILOSOPHY! is thine;
  • Our reason's guide, by whose assisting light
  • We trace the moral bounds of wrong and right;
  • Our guide through nature, from the sterile clay,
  • To the bright orbs of yon celestial way!
  • 'Tis thine, the great, the golden chain to trace,
  • Which runs through all, connecting race with race;
  • Save where those puzzling, stubborn links remain,
  • Which thy inferior light pursues in vain:-- 290
  • How vice and virtue in the soul contend;
  • How widely differ, yet how nearly blend!
  • What various passions war on either part,
  • And now confirm, now melt the yielding heart;
  • How Fancy loves around the world to stray,
  • While Judgment slowly picks his sober way!
  • The stores of memory, and the flights sublime
  • Of genius, bound by neither space nor time--
  • All these divine Philosophy explores,
  • Till, lost in awe, she wonders and adores. 300
  • From these, descending to the earth, she turns,
  • And matter, in its various form, discerns;
  • She parts the beamy light with skill profound,
  • Metes the thin air, and weighs the flying sound;
  • 'Tis hers the lightning from the clouds to call,
  • And teach the fiery mischief where to fall.
  • Yet more her volumes teach--on these we look
  • As abstracts drawn from Nature's larger book:
  • Here, first described, the torpid earth appears,
  • And next, the vegetable robe it wears: 310
  • Where flow'ry tribes, in valleys, fields and groves,
  • Nurse the still flame, and feed the silent loves--
  • Loves, where no grief, nor joy, nor bliss, nor pain,
  • Warm the glad heart or vex the labouring brain;
  • But as the green blood moves along the blade,
  • The bed of Flora on the branch is made;
  • Where, without passion, love instinctive lives,
  • And gives new life, unconscious that it gives.
  • Advancing still in Nature's maze, we trace,
  • In dens and burning plains, her savage race; 320
  • With those tame tribes who on their lord attend,
  • And find in man, a master and a friend;
  • Man crowns the scene, a world of wonders new,
  • A moral world, that well demands our view.
  • This world is here; for, of more lofty kind,
  • These neighbouring volumes reason on the mind;
  • They paint the state of man, ere yet endued
  • With knowledge--man, poor, ignorant, and rude;
  • Then, as his state improves, their pages swell,
  • And all its cares, and all its comforts, tell: 330
  • Here we behold how inexperience buys,
  • At little price, the wisdom of the wise;
  • Without the troubles of an active state,
  • Without the cares and dangers of the great,
  • Without the miseries of the poor, we know
  • What wisdom, wealth, and poverty bestow;
  • We see how reason calms the raging mind,
  • And how contending passions urge mankind.
  • Some, won by virtue, glow with sacred fire;
  • Some, lured by vice, indulge the low desire; 340
  • Whilst others, won by either, now pursue
  • The guilty chase, now keep the good in view;
  • For ever wretched, with themselves at strife,
  • They lead a puzzled, vex'd, uncertain life;
  • For transient vice bequeaths a lingering pain,
  • Which transient virtue seeks to cure in vain.
  • Whilst thus engaged, high views enlarge the soul,
  • New interests draw, new principles control:
  • Nor thus the soul alone resigns her grief,
  • But here the tortured body finds relief; 350
  • For see where yonder sage Arachnè shapes
  • Her subtile gin, that not a fly escapes!
  • There PHYSIC fills the space, and far around,
  • Pile above pile, her learned works abound:
  • Glorious their aim--to ease the labouring heart;
  • To war with death, and stop his flying dart;
  • To trace the source whence the fierce contest grew,
  • And life's short lease on easier terms renew;
  • To calm the frenzy of the burning brain;
  • To heal the tortures of imploring pain; 360
  • Or, when more powerful ills all efforts brave, }
  • To ease the victim no device can save, }
  • And smooth the stormy passage to the grave. }
  • But man, who knows no good unmix'd and pure,
  • Oft finds a poison where he sought a cure;
  • For grave deceivers lodge their labours here,
  • And cloud the science they pretend to clear.
  • Scourges for sin, the solemn tribe are sent;
  • Like fire and storms, they call us to repent;
  • But storms subside, and fires forget to rage, 370
  • _These_ are eternal scourges of the age.
  • 'Tis not enough that each terrific hand
  • Spreads desolation round a guilty land;
  • But, train'd to ill, and harden'd by its crimes,
  • Their pen relentless kills through future times.
  • Say ye, who search these records of the dead,
  • Who read huge works, to boast what ye have read:
  • Can all the real knowledge ye possess,
  • Or those (if such there are) who more than guess,
  • Atone for each impostor's wild mistakes, 380
  • And mend the blunders pride or folly makes?
  • What thought so wild, what airy dream so light,
  • That will not prompt a theorist to write?
  • What art so prevalent, what proof so strong,
  • That will convince him his attempt is wrong?
  • One in the solids finds each lurking ill,
  • Nor grants the passive fluids power to kill;
  • A learned friend some subtler reason brings
  • Absolves the channels, but condemns their springs;
  • The subtile nerves, that shun the doctor's eye, 390
  • Escape no more his subtler theory;
  • The vital heat, that warms the labouring heart,
  • Lends a fair system to these sons of art;
  • The vital air, a pure and subtile stream, }
  • Serves a foundation for an airy scheme, }
  • Assists the doctor, and supports his dream. }
  • Some have their favourite ills, and each disease
  • Is but a younger branch that kills from these.
  • One to the gout contracts all human pain;
  • He views it raging in the frantic brain; 400
  • Finds it in fevers all his efforts mar,
  • And sees it lurking in the cold catarrh.
  • Bilious by some, by others nervous seen,
  • Rage the fantastic demons of the spleen;
  • And every symptom of the strange disease
  • With every system of the sage agrees.
  • Ye frigid tribe, on whom I wasted long
  • The tedious hours, and ne'er indulged in song;
  • Ye first seducers of my easy heart,
  • Who promised knowledge ye could not impart; 410
  • Ye dull deluders, truth's destructive foes;
  • Ye sons of fiction, clad in stupid prose;
  • Ye treacherous leaders, who, yourselves in doubt,
  • Light up false fires, and send us far about--
  • Still may yon spider round your pages spin,
  • Subtile and slow, her emblematic gin!
  • Buried in dust and lost in silence, dwell;
  • Most potent, grave, and reverend friends--farewell!
  • Near these, and where the setting sun displays
  • Through the dim window his departing rays, 420
  • And gilds yon columns, there, on either side,
  • The huge abridgments of the LAW abide.
  • Fruitful as vice the dread correctors stand,
  • And spread their guardian terrors round the land;
  • Yet, as the best that human care can do,
  • Is mix'd with error, oft with evil too,
  • Skill'd in deceit, and practised to evade,
  • Knaves stand secure, for whom these laws were made;
  • And justice vainly each expedient tries,
  • While art eludes it, or while power defies. 430
  • "Ah! happy age," the youthful poet sings,
  • "When the free nations knew not laws nor kings;
  • When all were bless'd to share a common store,
  • And none were proud of wealth, for none were poor;
  • No wars nor tumults vex'd each still domain,
  • No thirst of empire, no desire of gain;
  • No proud great man, nor one who would be great,
  • Drove modest merit from its proper state;
  • Nor into distant climes would avarice roam,
  • To fetch delights for luxury at home: 440
  • Bound by no ties which kept the soul in awe,
  • They dwelt at liberty, and love was law!"
  • "Mistaken youth! each nation first was rude,
  • Each man a cheerless son of solitude,
  • To whom no joys of social life were known;
  • None felt a care that was not all his own;
  • Or in some languid clime his abject soul
  • Bow'd to a little tyrant's stern control;
  • A slave, with slaves his monarch's throne he raised,
  • And in rude song his ruder idol praised; 450
  • The meaner cares of life were all he knew;
  • Bounded his pleasures, and his wishes few.
  • But when by slow degrees the Arts arose,
  • And Science waken'd from her long repose;
  • When Commerce, rising from the bed of ease,
  • Ran round the land, and pointed to the seas;
  • When Emulation, born with jealous eye,
  • And Avarice, lent their spurs to industry;
  • Then one by one the numerous laws were made,
  • Those to control, and these to succour trade; 460
  • To curb the insolence of rude command,
  • To snatch the victim from the usurer's hand;
  • To awe the bold, to yield the wrong'd redress,
  • And feed the poor with Luxury's excess."
  • Like some vast flood, unbounded, fierce, and strong,
  • His nature leads ungovern'd man along;
  • Like mighty bulwarks made to stem that tide,
  • The laws are form'd and placed on ev'ry side:
  • Whene'er it breaks the bounds by these decreed,
  • New statutes rise, and stronger laws succeed; 470
  • More and more gentle grows the dying stream,
  • More and more strong the rising bulwarks seem;
  • Till, like a miner working sure and slow,
  • Luxury creeps on, and ruins all below;
  • The basis sinks, the ample piles decay;
  • The stately fabric shakes and falls away;
  • Primeval want and ignorance come on,
  • But freedom, that exalts the savage state, is gone.
  • Next, HISTORY ranks;--there full in front she lies,
  • And every nation her dread tale supplies. 480
  • Yet History has her doubts, and every age
  • With sceptic queries marks the passing page;
  • Records of old nor later date are clear--
  • Too distant those, and these are placed too near;
  • There time conceals the objects from our view,
  • Here our own passions and a writer's too.
  • Yet, in these volumes, see how states arose,
  • Guarded by virtue from surrounding foes;
  • Their virtue lost, and of their triumphs vain,
  • Lo! how they sunk to slavery again! 490
  • Satiate with power, of fame and wealth possess'd,
  • A nation grows too glorious to be bless'd;
  • Conspicuous made, she stands the mark of all,
  • And foes join foes to triumph in her fall.
  • Thus speaks the page that paints ambition's race,
  • The monarch's pride, his glory, his disgrace;
  • The headlong course, that madd'ning heroes run,
  • How soon triumphant, and how soon undone;
  • How slaves, turn'd tyrants, offer crowns to sale,
  • And each fall'n nation's melancholy tale. 500
  • Lo! where of late the Book of Martyrs stood,
  • Old pious tracts, and Bibles bound in wood:
  • There, such the taste of our degenerate age,
  • Stand the profane delusions of the STAGE.
  • Yet virtue owns the TRAGIC MUSE a friend--
  • Fable her means, morality her end;
  • For this she rules all passions in their turns,
  • And now the bosom bleeds, and now it burns;
  • Pity with weeping eye surveys her bowl;
  • Her anger swells, her terror chills the soul; 510
  • She makes the vile to virtue yield applause,
  • And own her sceptre while they break her laws;
  • For vice in others is abhorr'd of all,
  • And villains triumph when the worthless fall.
  • Not thus her sister COMEDY prevails,
  • Who shoots at folly, for her arrow fails:
  • Folly, by dulness arm'd, eludes the wound,
  • And harmless sees the feather'd shafts rebound;
  • Unhurt she stands, applauds the archer's skill,
  • Laughs at her malice, and is folly still. 520
  • Yet well the Muse portrays in fancied scenes
  • What pride will stoop to, what profession means;
  • How formal fools the farce of state applaud;
  • How caution watches at the lips of fraud;
  • The wordy variance of domestic life;
  • The tyrant husband, the retorting wife,
  • The snares for innocence, the lie of trade,
  • And the smooth tongue's habitual masquerade.
  • With her the virtues too obtain a place,
  • Each gentle passion, each becoming grace; 530
  • The social joy in life's securer road,
  • Its easy pleasure, its substantial good;
  • The happy thought that conscious virtue gives.
  • And all that ought to live, and all that lives.
  • But who are these? Methinks, a noble mien
  • And awful grandeur in their form are seen--
  • Now in disgrace. What, though by time is spread
  • Polluting dust o'er every reverend head;
  • What, though beneath yon gilded tribe they lie,
  • And dull observers pass insulting by: 540
  • Forbid it shame, forbid it decent awe,
  • What seems so grave, should no attention draw!
  • Come, let us then with [reverent] step advance,
  • And greet--the ancient worthies of ROMANCE.
  • Hence, ye profane! I feel a former dread;
  • A thousand visions float around my head.
  • Hark! hollow blasts through empty courts resound,
  • And shadowy forms with staring eyes stalk round;
  • See! moats and bridges, walls and castles rise,
  • Ghosts, fairies, demons, dance before our eyes; 550
  • Lo! magic verse inscribed on golden gate,
  • And bloody hand that beckons on to fate:--
  • "And who art thou, thou little page, unfold!
  • Say, doth thy lord my Claribel withhold?
  • Go tell him straight, Sir Knight, thou must resign
  • The captive queen--for Claribel is mine."
  • Away he flies; and now for bloody deeds,
  • Black suits of armour, masks, and foaming steeds;
  • The giant falls, his recreant throat I seize,
  • And from his corslet take the massy keys; 560
  • Dukes, lords, and knights in long procession move,
  • Released from bondage with my virgin love;
  • She comes! she comes! in all the charms of youth,
  • Unequall'd love and unsuspected truth!
  • Ah! happy he who thus, in magic themes,
  • O'er worlds bewitch'd in early rapture dreams,
  • Where wild Enchantment waves her potent wand,
  • And Fancy's beauties fill her fairy land;
  • Where doubtful objects strange desires excite,
  • And Fear and Ignorance afford delight. 570
  • But lost, for ever lost, to me these joys,
  • Which Reason scatters, and which Time destroys--
  • Too dearly bought: maturer judgment calls
  • My busied mind from tales and madrigals;
  • My doughty giants all are slain or fled,
  • And all my knights, blue, green, and yellow, dead!
  • No more the midnight fairy tribe I view,
  • All in the merry moonshine tippling dew;
  • E'en the last lingering fiction of the brain,
  • The church-yard ghost, is now at rest again; 580
  • And all these wayward wanderings of my youth
  • Fly Reason's power and shun the light of truth.
  • With fiction, then, does real joy reside,
  • And is our reason the delusive guide?
  • Is it, then, right to dream the syrens sing,
  • Or mount enraptured on the dragon's wing?
  • No, 'tis the infant mind, to care unknown,
  • That makes th' imagined paradise its own;
  • Soon as reflections in the bosom rise,
  • Light slumbers vanish from the clouded eyes; 590
  • The tear and smile, that once together rose,
  • Are then divorced; the head and heart are foes:
  • Enchantment bows to Wisdom's serious plan,
  • And Pain and Prudence make and mar the man.
  • While thus, of power and fancied empire vain,
  • With various thoughts my mind I entertain;
  • While books, my slaves, with tyrant hand I seize,
  • Pleased with the pride that will not let them please;
  • Sudden I find terrific thoughts arise,
  • And sympathetic sorrow fills my eyes; 600
  • For, lo! while yet my heart admits the wound,
  • I see the CRITIC army ranged around.
  • Foes to our race! if ever ye have known
  • A father's fears for offspring of your own.--
  • If ever, smiling o'er a lucky line,
  • Ye thought the sudden sentiment divine,
  • Then paused and doubted, and then, tired of doubt,
  • With rage as sudden dash'd the stanza out--
  • If, after fearing much and pausing long,
  • Ye ventured on the world your labour'd song, 610
  • And from the crusty critics of those days
  • Implored the feeble tribute of their praise:
  • Remember now the fears that moved you then,
  • And, spite of truth, let mercy guide your pen!
  • What vent'rous race are ours! what mighty foes
  • Lie waiting all around them to oppose!
  • What treacherous friends betray them to the fight!
  • What dangers threaten them--yet still they write:
  • A hapless tribe! to every evil born,
  • Whom villains hate, and fools affect to scorn; 620
  • Strangers they come amid a world of wo,
  • And taste the largest portion ere they go.
  • Pensive I spoke, and cast mine eyes around;
  • The roof, methought, return'd a solemn sound;
  • Each column seem'd to shake, and clouds, like smoke,
  • From dusty piles and ancient volumes broke;
  • Gathering above, like mists condensed they seem,
  • Exhaled in summer from the rushy stream;
  • Like flowing robes they now appear, and twine
  • Round the large members of a form divine; 630
  • His silver beard, that swept his aged breast, }
  • His piercing eye, that inward light express'd, }
  • Were seen--but clouds and darkness veil'd the rest. }
  • Fear chill'd my heart: to one of mortal race,
  • How awful seem'd the Genius of the place!
  • So, in Cimmerian shores, Ulysses saw
  • His parent-shade, and shrunk in pious awe;
  • Like him I stood, and wrapt in thought profound,
  • When from the pitying power broke forth a solemn sound:--
  • "Care lives with all; no rules, no precepts save 640 }
  • The wise from wo, no fortitude the brave; }
  • Grief is to man as certain as the grave: }
  • Tempests and storms in life's whole progress rise,
  • And hope shines dimly through o'erclouded skies;
  • Some drops of comfort on the favour'd fall,
  • But showers of sorrow are the lot of _all_:
  • Partial to talents, then, shall Heav'n withdraw
  • Th' afflicting rod, or break the general law?
  • Shall he who soars, inspired by loftier views,
  • Life's little cares and little pains refuse? 650
  • Shall he not rather feel a double share
  • Of mortal wo, when doubly arm'd to bear?
  • "Hard is his fate who builds his peace of mind
  • On the precarious mercy of mankind;
  • Who hopes for wild and visionary things,
  • And mounts o'er unknown seas with vent'rous wings:
  • But as, of various evils that befall
  • The human race, some portion goes to all:
  • To him perhaps the milder lot's assign'd,
  • Who feels his consolation in his mind; 660
  • And, lock'd within his bosom, bears about
  • A mental charm for every care without.
  • E'en in the pangs of each domestic grief,
  • Or health or vigorous hope affords relief;
  • And every wound the tortured bosom feels,
  • Or virtue bears, or some preserver heals;
  • Some generous friend, of ample power possess'd;
  • Some feeling heart that bleeds for the distress'd;
  • Some breast that glows with virtues all divine;
  • Some noble RUTLAND, Misery's friend and thine. 670
  • "Nor say, the Muse's song, the Poet's pen,
  • Merit the scorn they meet from little men.
  • With cautious freedom if the numbers flow,
  • Not wildly high, nor pitifully low;
  • If vice alone their honest aims oppose,
  • Why so ashamed their friends, so loud their foes?
  • Happy for men in every age and clime,
  • If all the sons of vision dealt in rhyme!
  • Go on then, Son of Vision! still pursue
  • Thy airy dreams; the world is dreaming too. 680
  • Ambition's lofty views, the pomp of state,
  • The pride of wealth, the splendour of the great,
  • Stripp'd of their mask, their cares and troubles known,
  • Are visions far less happy than thy own:
  • Go on! and, while the sons of care complain,
  • Be wisely gay and innocently vain;
  • While serious souls are by their fears undone,
  • Blow sportive bladders in the beamy sun,
  • And call them worlds! and bid the greatest show
  • More radiant colours in their worlds below; 690
  • Then, as they break, the slaves of care reprove,
  • And tell them, Such are all the toys they love."
  • FOOTNOTES:
  • [14] In the more ancient libraries, works of value and importance
  • were fastened to their places by a length of chain; and might so be
  • perused, but not taken away.
  • THE VILLAGE.
  • _IN TWO BOOKS._
  • BOOK I.
  • The Subject proposed--Remarks upon Pastoral Poetry--A Tract of Country
  • near the Coast described--An impoverished Borough--Smugglers and
  • their Assistants--Rude Manners of the Inhabitants--Ruinous Effects
  • of a high Tide--The Village Life more generally considered: Evils
  • of it--The youthful Labourer--The old Man: his Soliloquy--The
  • Parish Workhouse: its Inhabitants--The sick Poor: their
  • Apothecary--The dying Pauper--The Village Priest.
  • The Village Life, and every care that reigns
  • O'er youthful peasants and declining swains;
  • What labour yields, and what, that labour past,
  • Age, in its hour of languor, finds at last;
  • What form the real picture of the poor,
  • Demand a song--the Muse can give no more.
  • Fled are those times when, in harmonious strains,
  • The rustic poet praised his native plains.
  • No shepherds now, in smooth alternate verse,
  • Their country's beauty or their nymphs' rehearse; 10
  • Yet still for these we frame the tender strain,
  • Still in our lays fond Corydons complain,
  • And shepherds' boys their amorous pains reveal,
  • The only pains, alas! they never feel.
  • On Mincio's banks, in Cæsar's bounteous reign,
  • If Tityrus found the Golden Age again,
  • Must sleepy bards the flattering dream prolong,
  • Mechanic echoes of the Mantuan song?
  • From Truth and Nature shall we widely stray,
  • Where Virgil, not where Fancy, leads the way? 20
  • Yes, thus the Muses sing of happy swains,
  • Because the Muses never knew their pains.
  • They boast their peasants' pipes; but peasants now
  • Resign their pipes and plod behind the plough;
  • And few, amid the rural-tribe, have time
  • To number syllables, and play with rhyme;
  • Save honest Duck, what son of verse could share
  • The poet's rapture, and the peasant's care?
  • Or the great labours of the field degrade,
  • With the new peril of a poorer trade? 30
  • From this chief cause these idle praises spring,
  • That themes so easy few forbear to sing;
  • For no deep thought the trifling subjects ask:
  • To sing of shepherds is an easy task.
  • The happy youth assumes the common strain,
  • A nymph his mistress, and himself a swain;
  • With no sad scenes he clouds his tuneful prayer,
  • But all; to look like her, is painted fair.
  • I grant indeed that fields and flocks have charms
  • For him that grazes or for him that farms; 40
  • But, when amid such pleasing scenes I trace
  • The poor laborious natives of the place,
  • And see the mid-day sun, with fervid ray,
  • On their bare heads and dewy temples play;
  • While some, with feebler heads and fainter hearts,
  • Deplore their fortune, yet sustain their parts:
  • Then shall I dare these real ills to hide
  • In tinsel trappings of poetic pride?
  • No; cast by Fortune on a frowning coast,
  • Which neither groves nor happy valleys boast; 50
  • Where other cares than those the Muse relates,
  • And other shepherds dwell with other mates;
  • By such examples taught, I paint the Cot,
  • As Truth will paint it, and as Bards will not:
  • Nor you, ye poor, of letter'd scorn complain,
  • To you the smoothest song is smooth in vain;
  • O'ercome by labour, and bow'd down by time,
  • Feel you the barren flattery of a rhyme?
  • Can poets soothe you, when you pine for bread,
  • By winding myrtles round your ruin'd shed? 60
  • Can their light tales your weighty griefs o'erpower,
  • Or glad with airy mirth the toilsome hour?
  • Lo! where the heath, with withering brake grown o'er,
  • Lends the light turf that warms the neighbouring poor;
  • From thence a length of burning sand appears,
  • Where the thin harvest waves its wither'd ears;
  • Rank weeds, that every art and care defy,
  • Reign o'er the land, and rob the blighted rye:
  • There thistles stretch their prickly arms afar,
  • And to the ragged infant threaten war; 70
  • There poppies, nodding, mock the hope of toil;
  • There the blue bugloss paints the sterile soil;
  • Hardy and high, above the slender sheaf,
  • The slimy mallow waves her silky leaf;
  • O'er the young shoot the charlock throws a shade,
  • And clasping tares cling round the sickly blade;
  • With mingled tints the rocky coasts abound,
  • And a sad splendour vainly shines around.
  • So looks the nymph whom wretched arts adorn,
  • Betray'd by man, then left for man to scorn; 80
  • Whose cheek in vain assumes the mimic rose,
  • While her sad eyes the troubled breast disclose;
  • Whose outward splendour is but folly's dress,
  • Exposing most, when most it gilds distress.
  • Here joyless roam a wild amphibious race,
  • With sullen wo display'd in every face;
  • Who far from civil arts and social fly,
  • And scowl at strangers with suspicious eye.
  • Here too the lawless merchant of the main
  • Draws from his plough th' intoxicated swain; 90
  • Want only claim'd the labour of the day,
  • But vice now steals his nightly rest away.
  • Where are the swains, who, daily labour done,
  • With rural games play'd down the setting sun;
  • Who struck with matchless force the bounding ball,
  • Or made the pond'rous quoit obliquely fall;
  • While some huge Ajax, terrible and strong,
  • Engaged some artful stripling of the throng,
  • And fell beneath him, foil'd, while far around
  • Hoarse triumph rose, and rocks return'd the sound? 100
  • Where now are these?--Beneath yon cliff they stand,
  • To show the freighted pinnace where to land;
  • To load the ready steed with guilty haste;
  • To fly in terror o'er the pathless waste;
  • Or, when detected in their straggling course,
  • To foil their foes by cunning or by force;
  • Or, yielding part (which equal knaves demand),
  • To gain a lawless passport through the land.
  • Here, wand'ring long amid these frowning fields,
  • I sought the simple life that Nature yields; 110
  • Rapine and Wrong and Fear usurp'd her place,
  • And a bold, artful, surly, savage race;
  • Who, only skill'd to take the finny tribe,
  • The yearly dinner, or septennial bribe,
  • Wait on the shore, and, as the waves run high,
  • On the tost vessel bend their eager eye,
  • Which to their coast directs its vent'rous way;
  • [Their], or the ocean's, miserable prey.
  • As on their neighbouring beach yon swallows stand,
  • And wait for favouring winds to leave the land, 120
  • While still for flight the ready wing is spread:
  • So waited I the favouring hour, and fled--
  • Fled from these shores where guilt and famine reign,
  • And cried, Ah! hapless they who still remain;
  • Who still remain to hear the ocean roar,
  • Whose greedy waves devour the lessening shore;
  • Till some fierce tide, with more imperious sway,
  • Sweeps the low hut and all it holds away;
  • When the sad tenant weeps from door to door,
  • And begs a poor protection from the poor! 130
  • But these are scenes where Nature's niggard hand
  • Gave a spare portion to the famish'd land;
  • Hers is the fault, if here mankind complain
  • Of fruitless toil and labour spent in vain.
  • But yet in other scenes, more fair in view,
  • Where Plenty smiles--alas! she smiles for few--
  • And those who taste not, yet behold her store, }
  • Are as the slaves that dig the golden ore, }
  • The wealth around them makes them doubly poor }
  • Or will you deem them amply paid in health, 140
  • Labour's fair child, that languishes with wealth?
  • Go, then! and see them rising with the sun,
  • Through a long course of daily toil to run;
  • See them beneath the dog-star's raging heat,
  • When the knees tremble and the temples beat;
  • Behold them, leaning on their scythes, look o'er
  • The labour past, and toils to come explore;
  • See them alternate suns and showers engage,
  • And hoard up aches and anguish for their age;
  • Through fens and marshy moors their steps pursue, 150
  • When their warm pores imbibe the evening dew;
  • Then own that labour may as fatal be
  • To these thy slaves, as thine excess to thee.
  • Amid this tribe too oft a manly pride
  • Strives in strong toil the fainting heart to hide;
  • There may you see the youth of slender frame
  • Contend with weakness, weariness, and shame;
  • Yet, urged along, and proudly loth to yield,
  • He strives to join his fellows of the field;
  • Till long-contending nature droops at last, 160
  • Declining health rejects his poor repast,
  • His cheerless spouse the coming danger sees,
  • And mutual murmurs urge the slow disease.
  • Yet grant them health, 'tis not for us to tell,
  • Though the head droops not, that the heart is well;
  • Or will you praise that homely, healthy fare,
  • Plenteous and plain, that happy peasants share?
  • Oh! trifle not with wants you cannot feel,
  • Nor mock the misery of a stinted meal--
  • Homely, not wholesome; plain, not plenteous; such 170
  • As you who praise would never deign to touch.
  • Ye gentle souls, who dream of rural ease,
  • Whom the smooth stream and smoother sonnet please;
  • Go! if the peaceful cot your praises share,
  • Go, look within, and ask if peace be there:
  • If peace be his--that drooping weary sire,
  • Or theirs, that offspring round their feeble fire;
  • Or hers, that matron pale, whose trembling hand
  • Turns on the wretched hearth th' expiring brand!
  • Nor yet can Time itself obtain for these 180
  • Life's latest comforts, due respect and ease:
  • For yonder see that hoary swain, whose age
  • Can with no cares except his own engage;
  • Who, propp'd on that rude staff, looks up to see
  • The bare arms broken from the withering tree,
  • On which, a boy, he climb'd the loftiest bough,
  • Then his first joy, but his sad emblem now.
  • He once was chief in all the rustic trade;
  • His steady hand the straightest furrow made;
  • Full many a prize he won, and still is proud 190
  • To find the triumphs of his youth allow'd.
  • A transient pleasure sparkles in his eyes;
  • He hears and smiles, then thinks again and sighs:
  • For now he journeys to his grave in pain;
  • The rich disdain him, nay, the poor disdain;
  • Alternate masters now their slave command,
  • Urge the weak efforts of his feeble hand;
  • And, when his age attempts its task in vain,
  • With ruthless taunts, of lazy poor complain[15].
  • Oft may you see him, when he tends the sheep, 200
  • His winter-charge, beneath the hillock weep;
  • Oft hear him murmur to the winds that blow
  • O'er his white locks and bury them in snow,
  • When, roused by rage and muttering in the morn,
  • He mends the broken hedge with icy thorn:--
  • "Why do I live, when I desire to be
  • At once from life and life's long labour free?
  • Like leaves in spring, the young are blown away,
  • Without the sorrows of a slow decay;
  • I, like yon wither'd leaf, remain behind, 210
  • Nipp'd by the frost, and shivering in the wind;
  • There it abides till younger buds come on,
  • As I, now all my fellow-swains are gone;
  • Then, from the rising generation thrust,
  • It falls, like me, unnoticed to the dust.
  • "These fruitful fields, these numerous flocks I see,
  • Are others' gain, but killing cares to me:
  • To me the children of my youth are lords,
  • Cool in their looks, but hasty in their words:
  • Wants of their own demand their care; and who 220
  • Feels his own want and succours others too?
  • A lonely, wretched man, in pain I go,
  • None need my help, and none relieve my wo;
  • Then let my bones beneath the turf be laid,
  • And men forget the wretch they would not aid!"
  • Thus groan the old, till, by disease oppress'd,
  • They taste a final wo, and then they rest.
  • Theirs is yon house that holds the parish poor,
  • Whose walls of mud scarce bear the broken door;
  • There, where the putrid vapours, flagging, play, 230
  • And the dull wheel hums doleful through the day--
  • There children dwell, who know no parents' care;
  • Parents, who know no children's love, dwell there!
  • Heart-broken matrons on their joyless bed,
  • Forsaken wives, and mothers never wed;
  • Dejected widows with unheeded tears,
  • And crippled age with more than childhood fears;
  • The lame, the blind, and, far the happiest they!
  • The moping idiot and the madman gay.
  • Here too the sick their final doom receive, 240
  • Here brought, amid the scenes of grief, to grieve,
  • Where the loud groans from some sad chamber flow,
  • Mix'd with the clamours of the crowd below;
  • Here, sorrowing, they each kindred sorrow scan,
  • And the cold charities of man to man:
  • Whose laws indeed for ruin'd age provide,
  • And strong compulsion plucks the scrap from pride;
  • But still that scrap is bought with many a sigh,
  • And pride embitters what it can't deny.
  • Say ye, oppress'd by some fantastic woes, 250
  • Some jarring nerve that baffles your repose;
  • Who press the downy couch, while slaves advance
  • With timid eye to read the distant glance;
  • Who with sad prayers the weary doctor tease,
  • To name the nameless ever-new disease;
  • Who with mock patience dire complaints endure,
  • Which real pain, and that alone, can cure--
  • How would ye bear in real pain to lie,
  • Despised, neglected, left alone to die?
  • How would ye bear to draw your latest breath, 260
  • Where all that's wretched paves the way for death?
  • Such is that room which one rude beam divides,
  • And naked rafters form the sloping sides;
  • Where the vile bands that bind the thatch are seen,
  • And lath and mud are all that lie between,
  • Save one dull pane, that, coarsely patch'd, gives way
  • To the rude tempest, yet excludes the day.
  • Here, on a matted flock, with dust o'erspread,
  • The drooping wretch reclines his languid head;
  • For him no hand the cordial cup applies, 270
  • Or wipes the tear that stagnates in his eyes;
  • No friends with soft discourse his pain beguile,
  • Or promise hope till sickness wears a smile.
  • But soon a loud and hasty summons calls,
  • Shakes the thin roof, and echoes round the walls.
  • Anon, a figure enters, quaintly neat,
  • All pride and business, bustle and conceit;
  • With looks unalter'd by these scenes of wo,
  • With speed that, entering, speaks his haste to go,
  • He bids the gazing throng around him fly, 280
  • And carries fate and physic in his eye:
  • A potent quack, long versed in human ills,
  • Who first insults the victim whom he kills;
  • Whose murd'rous hand a drowsy Bench protect.
  • And whose most tender mercy is neglect.
  • Paid by the parish for attendance here,
  • He wears contempt upon his sapient sneer;
  • In haste he seeks the bed where Misery lies,
  • Impatience mark'd in his averted eyes;
  • And, some habitual queries hurried o'er, 290
  • Without reply, he rushes on the door.
  • His drooping patient, long inured to pain,
  • And long unheeded, knows remonstrance vain;
  • He ceases now the feeble help to crave
  • Of man; and silent sinks into the grave.
  • But ere his death some pious doubts arise,
  • Some simple fears, which "bold bad" men despise:
  • Fain would he ask the parish-priest to prove
  • His title certain to the joys above;
  • For this he sends the murmuring nurse, who calls 300
  • The holy stranger to these dismal walls;
  • And doth not he, the pious man, appear,
  • He, "passing rich with forty pounds a year"?
  • Ah! no; a shepherd of a different stock,
  • And far unlike him, feeds this little flock:
  • A jovial youth, who thinks his Sunday's task
  • As much as God or man can fairly ask;
  • The rest he gives to loves and labours light,
  • To fields the morning, and to feasts the night;
  • None better skill'd the noisy pack to guide, 310
  • To urge their chase, to cheer them or to chide;
  • A sportsman keen, he shoots through half the day,
  • And, skill'd at whist, devotes the night to play.
  • Then, while such honours bloom around his head,
  • Shall he sit sadly by the sick man's bed,
  • To raise the hope he feels not, or with zeal
  • To combat fears that e'en the pious feel?
  • Now once again the gloomy scene explore, }
  • Less gloomy now; the bitter hour is o'er, }
  • The man of many sorrows sighs no more.-- 320 }
  • Up yonder hill, behold how sadly slow
  • The bier moves winding from the vale below;
  • There lie the happy dead, from trouble free,
  • And the glad parish pays the frugal fee.
  • No more, O Death! thy victim starts to hear
  • Churchwarden stern, or kingly overseer;
  • No more the farmer claims his humble bow,
  • Thou art his lord, the best of tyrants thou!
  • Now to the church behold the mourners come,
  • Sedately torpid and devoutly dumb; 330
  • The village children now their games suspend,
  • To see the bier that bears their ancient friend:
  • For he was one in all their idle sport,
  • And like a monarch ruled their little court;
  • The pliant bow he form'd, the flying ball,
  • The bat, the wicket, were his labours all;
  • Him now they follow to his grave, and stand
  • Silent and sad, and gazing, hand in hand;
  • While bending low, their eager eyes explore
  • The mingled relics of the parish poor. 340
  • The bell tolls late, the moping owl flies round,
  • Fear marks the flight and magnifies the sound;
  • The busy priest, detain'd by weightier care,
  • Defers his duty till the day of prayer;
  • And, waiting long, the crowd retire distress'd,
  • To think a poor man's bones should lie unbless'd[16].
  • BOOK II.
  • There are found, amid the Evils of a laborious Life, some Views of
  • Tranquillity and Happiness--The Repose and Pleasure of a Summer
  • Sabbath: interrupted by Intoxication and Dispute--Village
  • Detraction--Complaints of the 'Squire--The Evening
  • Riots--Justice--Reasons for this unpleasant View of Rustic Life:
  • the Effect it should have upon the Lower Classes; and the
  • Higher--These last have their peculiar Distresses: Exemplified in
  • the Life and heroic Death of Lord Robert Manners--Concluding
  • Address to His Grace the Duke of Rutland.
  • No longer truth, though shown in verse, disdain,
  • But own the Village Life a life of pain.
  • I too must yield, that oft amid these woes
  • Are gleams of transient mirth and hours of sweet repose,
  • Such as you find on yonder sportive Green,
  • The 'squire's tall gate and churchway-walk between;
  • Where loitering stray a little tribe of friends,
  • On a fair Sunday when the sermon ends.
  • Then rural beaux their best attire put on,
  • To win their nymphs, as other nymphs are won; 10
  • While those long wed go plain, and, by degrees,
  • Like other husbands, quit their care to please.
  • Some of the sermon talk, a sober crowd,
  • And loudly praise, if it were preach'd aloud;
  • Some on the labours of the week look round,
  • Feel their own worth, and think their toil renown'd;
  • While some, whose hopes to no renown extend,
  • Are only pleased to find their labours end.
  • Thus, as their hours glide on, with pleasure fraught,
  • Their careful masters brood the painful thought; 20
  • Much in their mind they murmur and lament,
  • That one fair day should be so idly spent;
  • And think that Heaven deals hard, to tithe their store
  • And tax their time for preachers and the poor.
  • Yet still, ye humbler friends, enjoy your hour,
  • This is your portion, yet unclaim'd of power;
  • This is Heaven's gift to weary men oppress'd,
  • And seems the type of their expected rest.
  • But yours, alas! are joys that soon decay;
  • Frail joys, begun and ended with the day; 30
  • Or yet, while day permits those joys to reign,
  • The village vices drive them from the plain.
  • See the stout churl, in drunken fury great,
  • Strike the bare bosom of his teeming mate!
  • His naked vices, rude and unrefined,
  • Exert their open empire o'er the mind;
  • But can we less the senseless rage despise,
  • Because the savage acts without disguise?
  • Yet here disguise, the city's vice, is seen,
  • And Slander steals along and taints the Green: 40
  • At her approach domestic peace is gone,
  • Domestic broils at her approach come on;
  • She to the wife the husband's crime conveys,
  • She tells the husband when his consort strays,
  • Her busy tongue through all the little state
  • Diffuses doubt, suspicion, and debate;
  • Peace, tim'rous goddess! quits her old domain,
  • In sentiment and song content to reign.
  • Nor are the nymphs that breathe the rural air
  • So fair as Cynthia's, nor so chaste as fair: 50
  • These to the town afford each fresher face,
  • And the clown's trull receives the peer's embrace;
  • From whom, should chance again convey her down,
  • The peer's disease in turn attacks the clown.
  • Here too the 'squire, or 'squire-like farmer, talk,
  • How round their regions nightly pilferers walk;
  • How from their ponds the fish are borne, and all
  • The rip'ning treasures from their lofty wall;
  • How meaner rivals in their sports delight,
  • Just rich enough to claim a doubtful right; 60
  • Who take a licence round their fields to stray,
  • A mongrel race! the poachers of the day.
  • And hark! the riots of the Green begin,
  • That sprang at first from yonder noisy inn;
  • What time the weekly pay was vanish'd all,
  • And the slow hostess scored the threatening wall;
  • What time they ask'd, their friendly feast to close,
  • A final cup, and that will make them foes;
  • When blows ensue that break the arm of toil,
  • And rustic battle ends the boobies' broil. 70
  • Save when to yonder Hall they bend their way,
  • Where the grave justice ends the grievous fray;
  • He who recites, to keep the poor in awe,
  • The law's vast volume--for he knows the law:--
  • To him with anger or with shame repair
  • The injured peasant and deluded fair.
  • Lo! at his throne the silent nymph appears,
  • Frail by her shape, but modest in her tears;
  • And while she stands abash'd, with conscious eye,
  • Some favourite female of her judge glides by, 80
  • Who views with scornful glance the strumpet's fate,
  • And thanks the stars that made her keeper great;
  • Near her the swain, about to bear for life
  • One certain evil, doubts 'twixt war and wife;
  • But, while the falt'ring damsel takes her oath,
  • Consents to wed, and so secures them both.
  • Yet, why, you ask, these humble crimes relate,
  • Why make the poor as guilty as the great?
  • To show the great, those mightier sons of pride,
  • How near in vice the lowest are allied; 90
  • Such are their natures and their passions such,
  • But these disguise too little, those too much:
  • So shall the man of power and pleasure see
  • In his own slave as vile a wretch as he;
  • In his luxurious lord the servant find
  • His own low pleasures and degenerate mind:
  • And each in all the kindred vices trace
  • Of a poor, blind, bewilder'd, erring race;
  • Who, a short time in varied fortune past,
  • Die, and are equal in the dust at last. 100
  • And you, ye poor, who still lament your fate,
  • Forbear to envy those you call the great;
  • And know, amid those blessings they possess,
  • They are, like you, the victims of distress;
  • While sloth with many a pang torments her slave,
  • Fear waits on guilt, and danger shakes the brave.
  • Oh! if in life one noble chief appears,
  • Great in his name, while blooming in his years;
  • Born to enjoy whate'er delights mankind,
  • And yet to all you feel or fear resign'd; 110
  • Who gave up joys and hopes, to you unknown,
  • For pains and dangers greater than your own:
  • If such there be, then let your murmurs cease,
  • Think, think of him, and take your lot in peace.
  • And such there was:--Oh! grief, that checks our pride!
  • Weeping we say, there was--for Manners died:
  • Beloved of Heaven, these humble lines forgive,
  • That sing of Thee[17], and thus aspire to live.
  • As the tall oak, whose vigorous branches form
  • An ample shade and brave the wildest storm, 120
  • High o'er the subject wood is seen to grow,
  • The guard and glory of the trees below;
  • Till on its head the fiery bolt descends,
  • And o'er the plain the shatter'd trunk extends;
  • Yet then it lies, all wond'rous as before,
  • And still the glory, though the guard no more:
  • So THOU, when every virtue, every grace,
  • Rose in thy soul, or shone within thy face;
  • When, though the son of Granby, thou wert known
  • Less by thy father's glory than thy own; 130
  • When Honour loved and gave thee every charm,
  • Fire to thy eye and vigour to thy arm;
  • Then from our lofty hopes and longing eyes,
  • Fate and thy virtues call'd thee to the skies;
  • Yet still we wonder at thy tow'ring fame,
  • And, losing thee, still dwell upon thy name.
  • Oh! ever honour'd, ever valued! say,
  • What verse can praise thee, or what work repay?
  • Yet verse (in all we can) thy worth repays,
  • Nor trusts the tardy zeal of future days;-- 140
  • Honours for thee thy country shall prepare,
  • Thee in their hearts, the good, the brave shall bear;
  • To deeds like thine shall noblest chiefs aspire,
  • The Muse shall mourn thee, and the world admire.
  • In future times, when, smit with Glory's charms,
  • The untried youth first quits a father's arms;--
  • "Oh! be like him," the weeping sire shall say;
  • "Like Manners walk, who walk'd in Honour's way;
  • In danger foremost, yet in death sedate,
  • Oh! be like him in all things, but his fate!" 150
  • If for that fate such public tears be shed,
  • That Victory seems to die now THOU art dead;
  • How shall a friend his nearer hope resign,
  • That friend a brother, and whose soul was thine?
  • By what bold lines shall we his grief express,
  • Or by what soothing numbers make it less?
  • 'Tis not, I know, the chiming of a song,
  • Nor all the powers that to the Muse belong,
  • Words aptly cull'd and meanings well express'd,
  • Can calm the sorrows of a wounded breast; 160
  • But Virtue, soother of the fiercest pains,
  • Shall heal that bosom, Rutland, where she reigns.
  • Yet hard the task to heal the bleeding heart,
  • To bid the still-recurring thoughts depart,
  • Tame the fierce grief and stem the rising sigh,
  • And curb rebellious passion with reply;
  • Calmly to dwell on all that pleased before,
  • And yet to know that all shall please no more--
  • Oh! glorious labour of the soul, to save
  • Her captive powers, and bravely mourn the brave. 170
  • To such these thoughts will lasting comfort give--
  • Life is not measured by the time we live:
  • 'Tis not an even course of threescore years,
  • A life of narrow views and paltry fears,
  • Gray hairs and wrinkles and the cares they bring,
  • That take from death the terrors or the sting;
  • But 'tis the gen'rous spirit, mounting high
  • Above the world, that native of the sky;
  • The noble spirit, that, in dangers brave,
  • Calmly looks on, or looks beyond the grave:-- 180
  • Such Manners was, so he resign'd his breath,
  • If in a glorious, then a timely death.
  • Cease then that grief, and let those tears subside;
  • If Passion rule us, be that passion pride;
  • If Reason, Reason bids us strive to raise
  • Our fallen hearts, and be like him we praise;
  • Or, if Affection still the soul subdue, }
  • Bring all his virtues, all his worth in view, }
  • And let Affection find its comfort too: }
  • For how can Grief so deeply wound the heart, 190
  • When Admiration claims so large a part?
  • Grief is a foe; expel him, then, thy soul;
  • Let nobler thoughts the nearer views control!
  • Oh! make the age to come thy better care;
  • See other Rutlands, other Granbys there!
  • And, as thy thoughts through streaming ages glide,
  • See other heroes die as Manners died:
  • And, from their fate, thy race shall nobler grow,
  • As trees shoot upwards that are pruned below;
  • Or as old Thames, borne down with decent pride, 200
  • Sees his young streams run warbling at his side;
  • Though some, by art cut off, no longer run,
  • And some are lost beneath the summer's sun--
  • Yet the pure stream moves on, and, as it moves,
  • Its power increases and its use improves;
  • While plenty round its spacious waves bestow,
  • Still it flows on, and shall for ever flow.
  • NOTES TO THE VILLAGE.
  • [15] Note 1, page 125, lines 198 and 199.
  • _And, when his age attempts its task in vain,
  • With ruthless taunts, of lazy poor complain._
  • A pauper who, being nearly past his labour, is employed by different
  • masters for a length of time, proportioned to their occupations.
  • [16] Note 2, page 128, lines 345 and 346.
  • _And, waiting long, the crowd retire distress'd
  • To think a poor man's bones should lie unbless'd._
  • Some apology is due for the insertion of a circumstance by no means
  • common: that it has been a subject for complaint in any place is a
  • sufficient reason for its being reckoned among the evils which may
  • happen to the poor, and which must happen to them exclusively;
  • nevertheless, it is just to remark, that such neglect is very rare
  • in any part of the kingdom, and in many parts is totally unknown.
  • [17] Note 3, page 133, lines 117 and 118.
  • _Beloved of Heaven, these humble lines forgive,
  • That sing of Thee, and thus aspire to live._
  • Lord Robert Manners, the youngest son of the Marquis of Granby and
  • the Lady Frances Seymour, daughter of Charles Duke of Somerset, was
  • born the 5th of February, 1758; and was placed with his brother, the
  • late Duke of Rutland, at Eton school, where he acquired, and ever
  • after retained, a considerable knowledge of the classical authors.
  • Lord Robert, after going through the duties of his profession on
  • board different ships, was made captain of the Resolution, and
  • commanded her in nine different actions, besides the last memorable
  • one on the 2nd of April, 1782, when, in breaking the French line of
  • battle, he received the wounds which terminated his life, in the
  • twenty-fourth year of his age.--_See the Annual Register, printed
  • for Mr. Dodsley._
  • THE NEWSPAPER.
  • E quibus, hi vacuas implent sermonibus aures,
  • Hi narrata ferunt alio: Mensuraque ficti
  • Crescit, et auditis aliquid novus adjicit auctor:
  • Illic Credulitas, illic temerarius Error,
  • Vanaque Lætitia est, consternatique Timores,
  • Seditioque recens, dubioque auctore Susurri.
  • _Ovid. Metamorph._ lib. xii.
  • TO THE RIGHT HONOURABLE
  • EDWARD LORD THURLOW,
  • LORD HIGH CHANCELLOR OF GREAT BRITAIN; ONE
  • OF HIS MAJESTY'S MOST HONOURABLE PRIVY
  • COUNCIL, ETC. ETC.
  • MY LORD,
  • My obligations to your Lordship, great as they are, have not induced
  • me to prefix your name to the following Poem; nor is it your
  • Lordship's station, exalted as that is, which prevailed upon me to
  • solicit the honour of your protection for it. But, when I considered
  • your Lordship's great abilities and good taste, so well known and so
  • universally acknowledged, I became anxious for the privilege with
  • which you have indulged me; well knowing that the Public would not be
  • easily persuaded to disregard a performance, marked, in any degree,
  • with your Lordship's approbation.
  • It is, my Lord, the province of superior rank, in general, to bestow
  • this kind of patronage; but superior talents only can render it
  • valuable. Of the value of your Lordship's I am fully sensible; and,
  • while I make my acknowledgments for that, and for many other favours,
  • I cannot suppress the pride I have in thus publishing my gratitude,
  • and declaring how much I have the honour to be,
  • MY LORD,
  • Your Lordship's most obedient,
  • most obliged,
  • and devoted servant,
  • GEORGE CRABBE.
  • _Belvoir Castle,
  • February 20th, 1785._
  • TO THE READER.
  • The Poem which I now offer to the Public, is, I believe, the only one
  • written on the subject; at least, it is the only one which I have any
  • knowledge of; and, fearing there may not be found in it many things to
  • engage the Reader's attention, I am willing to take the strongest hold
  • I can upon him, by offering something which has the claim of novelty.
  • When the subject first occurred to me, I meant, in a few lines only,
  • to give some description of that variety of dissociating articles
  • which are huddled together in our Daily Papers. As the thought dwelt
  • upon me, I conceived this might be done methodically, and with some
  • connection of parts, by taking a larger scope; which notwithstanding I
  • have done, I must still apologize for a want of union and coherence in
  • my Poem. Subjects like this will not easily admit of them: we cannot
  • slide from theme to theme in an easy and graceful succession; but, on
  • quitting one thought, there will be an unavoidable hiatus, and in
  • general an awkward transition into that which follows.
  • That, in writing upon the subject of our Newspapers, I have avoided
  • every thing which might appear like the opinion of a party, is to be
  • accounted for from the knowledge I have gained from them; since, the
  • more of these Instructors a man reads, the less he will infallibly
  • understand; nor would it have been very consistent in me, at the same
  • time to censure their temerity and ignorance, and to adopt their
  • rage.
  • I should have been glad to have made some discrimination in my remarks
  • on these productions. There is, indeed, some difference; and I have
  • observed, that one editor will sometimes convey his abuse with more
  • decency, and colour his falsehood with more appearance of probability,
  • than another: but till I see that paper, wherein no great character is
  • wantonly abused, nor groundless insinuation wilfully disseminated, I
  • shall not make any distinction in my remarks upon them.
  • It must, however, be confessed, that these things have their use, and
  • are, besides, vehicles of much amusement; but this does not outweigh
  • the evil they do to society, and the irreparable injury they bring
  • upon the characters of individuals. In the following Work I have given
  • those good properties their due weight: they have changed indignation
  • into mirth, and turned, what would otherwise have been abhorrence,
  • into derision.
  • THE NEWSPAPER.
  • This not a Time favourable to poetical Composition; and
  • why--Newspapers Enemies to Literature, and their general
  • Influence--Their Numbers--The Sunday Monitor--Their general
  • Character--Their Effect upon Individuals--upon Society--in the
  • Country--The Village Freeholder--What Kind of Composition a
  • Newspaper is; and the Amusement it affords--Of what Parts it is
  • chiefly composed--Articles of Intelligence: Advertisements: The
  • Stage: Quacks: Puffing--The Correspondents to a Newspaper;
  • political and poetical--Advice to the latter--Conclusion.
  • A time like this, a busy, bustling time,
  • Suits ill with writers, very ill with rhyme:
  • Unheard we sing, when party-rage runs strong,
  • And mightier madness checks the flowing song:
  • Or, should we force the peaceful Muse to wield
  • Her feeble arms amid the furious field,
  • Where party-pens a wordy war maintain,
  • Poor is her anger, and her friendship vain;
  • And oft the foes who feel her sting, combine,
  • Till serious vengeance pays an idle line; 10
  • For party-poets are like wasps, who dart
  • Death to themselves, and to their foes but smart.
  • Hard then our fate: if general themes we choose,
  • Neglect awaits the song, and chills the Muse;
  • Or, should we sing the subject of the day,
  • To-morrow's wonder puffs our praise away.
  • More bless'd the bards of that poetic time,
  • When all found readers who could find a rhyme;
  • Green grew the bays on every teeming head,
  • And Cibber was enthroned, and Settle read. 20
  • Sing, drooping Muse, the cause of thy decline;
  • Why reign no more the once-triumphant Nine?
  • Alas! new charms the wavering many gain,
  • And rival sheets the reader's eye detain;
  • A daily swarm, that banish every Muse,
  • Come flying forth, and mortals call them NEWS:
  • For these unread the noblest volumes lie;
  • For these in sheets unsoil'd the Muses die;
  • Unbought, unbless'd, the virgin copies wait
  • In vain for fame, and sink, unseen, to fate. 30
  • Since, then, the town forsakes us for our foes,
  • The smoothest numbers for the harshest prose;
  • Let us, with generous scorn, the taste deride,
  • And sing our rivals with a rival's pride.
  • Ye gentle poets, who so oft complain
  • That foul neglect is all your labours gain;
  • That pity only checks your growing spite
  • To erring man, and prompts you still to write;
  • That your choice works on humble stalls are laid,
  • Or vainly grace the windows of the trade; 40
  • Be ye my friends, if friendship e'er can warm
  • Those rival bosoms whom the Muses charm:
  • Think of the common cause wherein we go,
  • Like gallant Greeks against the Trojan foe;
  • Nor let one peevish chief his leader blame,
  • Till, crown'd with conquest, we regain our fame;
  • And let us join our forces to subdue
  • This bold assuming but successful crew.
  • I sing of NEWS, and all those vapid sheets
  • The rattling hawker vends through gaping streets; 50
  • Whate'er their name, whate'er the time they fly,
  • Damp from the press, to charm the reader's eye:
  • For, soon as morning dawns with roseate hue,
  • The Herald of the morn arises too;
  • Post after Post succeeds, and, all day long,
  • Gazettes and Ledgers swarm, a noisy throng.
  • When evening comes, she comes with all her train
  • Of Ledgers, Chronicles, and Posts again--
  • Like bats, appearing, when the sun goes down,
  • From holes obscure and corners of the town. 60
  • Of all these triflers, all like these, I write;
  • Oh! like my subject could my song delight,
  • The crowd at Lloyd's one poet's name should raise,
  • And all the Alley echo to his praise.
  • In shoals the hours their constant numbers bring,
  • Like insects waking to th' advancing spring;
  • Which take their rise from grubs obscene that lie
  • In shallow pools, or thence ascend the sky:
  • Such are these base ephemeras, so born
  • To die before the next revolving morn. 70
  • Yet thus they differ: insect-tribes are lost
  • In the first visit of a winter's frost;
  • While these remain, a base but constant breed,
  • Whose swarming sons their short-lived sires succeed:
  • No changing season makes their number less,
  • Nor Sunday shines a sabbath on the press!
  • Then, lo! the sainted Monitor is born,
  • Whose pious face some sacred texts adorn:
  • As artful sinners cloak the secret sin,
  • To veil with seeming grace the guile within; 80
  • So Moral Essays on his front appear,
  • But all is carnal business in the rear;
  • The fresh-coin'd lie, the secret whisper'd last,
  • And all the gleanings of the six days past.
  • With these retired, through half the Sabbath-day,
  • The London-lounger yawns his hours away:
  • Not so, my little flock! your preacher fly,
  • Nor waste the time no worldly wealth can buy;
  • But let the decent maid and sober clown
  • Pray for these idlers of the sinful town: 90
  • This day, at least, on nobler themes bestow,
  • Nor give to Woodfall, or the world below.
  • But, Sunday pass'd, what numbers flourish then,
  • What wond'rous labours of the press and pen!
  • Diurnal most, some thrice each week affords,
  • Some only once--O avarice of words!
  • When thousand starving minds such manna seek[18],
  • To drop the precious food but once a week.
  • Endless it were to sing the powers of all,
  • Their names, their numbers; how they rise and fall: 100
  • Like baneful herbs the gazer's eye they seize,
  • Rush to the head, and poison where they please:
  • Like idle flies, a busy, buzzing train,
  • They drop their maggots in the trifler's brain;
  • That genial soil receives the fruitful store,
  • And there they grow, and breed a thousand more.
  • Now be their arts display'd, how first they choose
  • A cause and party, as the bard his muse;
  • Inspired by these, with clamorous zeal they cry,
  • And through the town their dreams and omens fly: 110
  • So the Sibylline leaves were blown about[19],
  • Disjointed scraps of fate involved in doubt;
  • So idle dreams, the journals of the night,
  • Are right and wrong by turns, and mingle wrong with right.
  • Some champions for the rights that prop the crown,
  • Some sturdy patriots, sworn to pull them down;
  • Some neutral powers, with secret forces fraught,
  • Wishing for war, but willing to be bought:
  • While some to every side and party go,
  • Shift every friend, and join with every foe; 120
  • Like sturdy rogues in privateers, they strike
  • This side and that, the foes of both alike;
  • A traitor-crew, who thrive in troubled times,
  • Fear'd for their force, and courted for their crimes.
  • Chief to the prosperous side the numbers sail,
  • Fickle and false, they veer with every gale;
  • As birds that migrate from a freezing shore,
  • In search of warmer climes, come skimming o'er,
  • Some bold adventurers first prepare to try
  • The doubtful sunshine of the distant sky; 130
  • But soon the growing Summer's certain sun
  • Wins more and more, till all at last are won:
  • So, on the early prospect of disgrace,
  • Fly in vast troops this apprehensive race;
  • Instinctive tribes! their failing food they dread,
  • And buy, with timely change, their future bread.
  • Such are our guides; how many a peaceful head,
  • Born to be still, have they to wrangling led!
  • How many an honest zealot stol'n from trade,
  • And factious tools of pious pastors made! 140
  • With clews like these they tread the maze of state,
  • These oracles explore, to learn our fate;
  • Pleased with the guides who can so well deceive,
  • Who cannot lie so fast as they believe.
  • Oft lend I, loth, to some sage friend an ear,
  • (For we who will not speak are doom'd to hear);
  • While he, bewilder'd, tells his anxious thought,
  • Infectious fear from tainted scribblers caught,
  • Or idiot hope; for each his mind assails,
  • As Lloyd's court-light or Stockdale's gloom prevails. 150
  • Yet stand I patient while but one declaims,
  • Or gives dull comments on the speech he maims:
  • But oh! ye Muses, keep your votary's feet
  • From tavern-haunts where politicians meet;
  • Where rector, doctor, and attorney pause,
  • First on each parish, then each public cause:
  • [Indicted] roads and rates that still increase;
  • The murmuring poor, who will not fast in peace;
  • Election-zeal and friendship, since declined;
  • A tax commuted, or a tithe in kind; 160
  • The Dutch and Germans kindling into strife;
  • Dull port and poachers vile, the serious ills of life.
  • Here comes the neighbouring justice, pleased to guide
  • His little club, and in the chair preside.
  • In private business his commands prevail,
  • On public themes his reasoning turns the scale;
  • Assenting silence soothes his happy ear,
  • And, in or out, his party triumphs here.
  • Nor here th' infectious rage for party stops,
  • But flits along from palaces to shops; 170
  • Our weekly journals o'er the land abound,
  • And spread their plague and influenzas round;
  • The village, too, the peaceful, pleasant plain,
  • Breeds the Whig-farmer and the Tory-swain;
  • Brookes' and St. Alban's boasts not, but, instead,
  • Stares the Red Ram, and swings the Rodney's Head:--
  • Hither, with all a patriot's care, comes he
  • Who owns the little hut that makes him free;
  • Whose yearly forty shillings buy the smile
  • Of mightier men, and never waste the while; 180
  • Who feels his freehold's worth, and looks elate,
  • A little prop and pillar of the state.
  • Here he delights the weekly news to con,
  • And mingle comments as he blunders on;
  • To swallow all their varying authors teach,
  • To spell a title, and confound a speech:
  • Till with a muddled mind he quits the news,
  • And claims his nation's licence to abuse;
  • Then joins the cry, "That all the courtly race
  • Are venal candidates for power and place"; 190
  • Yet feels some joy, amid the general vice,
  • That his own vote will bring its wonted price.
  • These are the ills the teeming press supplies,
  • The pois'nous springs from learning's fountain rise;
  • Not there the wise alone their entrance find,
  • Imparting useful light to mortals blind;
  • But, blind themselves, these erring guides hold out
  • Alluring lights, to lead us far about;
  • Screen'd by such means, here Scandal whets her quill,
  • Here Slander shoots unseen, whene'er she will; 200
  • Here Fraud and Falsehood labour to deceive,
  • And Folly aids them both, impatient to believe.
  • Such, sons of Britain! are the guides ye trust;
  • So wise their counsel, their reports so just:--
  • Yet, though we cannot call their morals pure,
  • Their judgment nice, or their decisions sure;
  • Merit they have, to mightier works unknown,
  • A style, a manner, and a fate their own.
  • We, who for longer fame with labour strive,
  • Are pain'd to keep our sickly works alive; 210
  • Studious we toil, with patient care refine,
  • Nor let our love protect one languid line.
  • Severe ourselves, at last our works appear,
  • When, ah! we find our readers more severe;
  • For after all our care and pains, how few
  • Acquire applause, or keep it if they do!--
  • Not so these sheets, ordain'd to happier fate,
  • Praised through their day, and but that day their date;
  • Their careless authors only strive to join
  • As many words as make an even line[20]; 220
  • As many lines as fill a row complete;
  • As many rows as furnish up a sheet:
  • From side to side, with ready types they run,
  • The measure's ended, and the work is done;
  • Oh, born with ease, how envied and how blest!
  • Your fate to-day and your to-morrow's rest.
  • To you all readers turn, and they can look
  • Pleased on a paper, who abhor a book;
  • Those, who ne'er deign'd their Bible to peruse,
  • Would think it hard to be denied their news; 230
  • Sinners and saints, the wisest with the weak,
  • Here mingle tastes, and one amusement seek;
  • This, like the public inn, provides a treat,
  • Where each promiscuous guest sits down to eat;
  • And such this mental food, as we may call
  • Something to all men, and to some men all.
  • Next, in what rare production shall we trace
  • Such various subjects in so small a space?
  • As the first ship upon the waters bore
  • Incongruous kinds who never met before; 240
  • Or as some curious virtuoso joins,
  • In one small room, moths, minerals, and coins,
  • Birds, beasts, and fishes; nor refuses place
  • To serpents, toads, and all the reptile race:
  • So here, compress'd within a single sheet,
  • Great things and small, the mean and mighty meet:
  • 'Tis this which makes all Europe's business known,
  • Yet here a private man may place his own;
  • And, where he reads of Lords and Commons, he
  • May tell their honours that he sells rappee. 250
  • Add next th' amusement which the motley page
  • Affords to either sex and every age:
  • Lo! where it comes before the cheerful fire--
  • Damps from the press in smoky curls aspire
  • (As from the earth the sun exhales the dew),
  • Ere we can read the wonders that ensue:
  • Then, eager, every eye surveys the part,
  • That brings its favourite subject to the heart;
  • Grave politicians look for facts alone,
  • And gravely add conjectures of their own: 260
  • The sprightly nymph, who never broke her rest
  • For tottering crowns, or mighty lands oppress'd,
  • Finds broils and battles, but neglects them all
  • For songs and suits, a birth-day, or a ball;
  • The keen warm man o'erlooks each idle tale
  • For "Money's wanted," and "Estates on Sale";
  • While some with equal minds to all attend,
  • Pleased with each part, and grieved to find an end.
  • So charm the News; but we, who, far from town,
  • Wait till the postman brings the packet down, 270
  • Once in the week a vacant day behold,
  • And stay for tidings, till they're three days old:
  • That day arrives; no welcome post appears,
  • But the dull morn a sullen aspect wears;
  • We meet, but ah! without our wonted smile,
  • To talk of headaches, and complain of bile;
  • Sullen, we ponder o'er a dull repast,
  • Nor feast the body while the mind must fast.
  • A master-passion is the love of news,
  • Not music so commands, nor so the Muse: 280
  • Give poets claret, they grow idle soon;
  • Feed the musician, and he's out of tune;
  • But the sick mind, of this disease possess'd,
  • Flies from all cure, and sickens when at rest.
  • Now sing, my Muse, what various parts compose
  • These rival sheets of politics and prose.
  • First, from each brother's hoard a part they draw,
  • A mutual theft that never fear'd a law;
  • Whate'er they gain, to each man's portion fall,
  • And read it once, you read it through them all: 290
  • For this their runners ramble day and night,
  • To drag each lurking deed to open light;
  • For daily bread the dirty trade they ply,
  • Coin their fresh tales, and live upon the lie.
  • Like bees for honey, forth for news they spring--
  • Industrious creatures! ever on the wing;
  • Home to their several cells they bear the store,
  • Cull'd of all kinds, then roam abroad for more.
  • No anxious virgin flies to "fair Tweed-side";
  • No injured husband mourns his faithless bride; 300
  • No duel dooms the fiery youth to bleed,
  • But through the town transpires each vent'rous deed.
  • Should some fair frail-one drive her prancing pair,
  • Where rival peers contend to please the fair;
  • When, with new force, she aids her conquering eyes,
  • And beauty decks with all that beauty buys--
  • Quickly we learn whose heart her influence feels,
  • Whose acres melt before her glowing wheels.
  • To these a thousand idle themes succeed,
  • Deeds of all kinds, and comments to each deed. 310
  • Here stocks, the state-barometers, we view,
  • That rise or fall, by causes known to few;
  • Promotion's ladder who goes up or down;
  • Who wed, or who seduced, amuse the town;
  • What new-born heir has made his father blest;
  • What heir exults, his father now at rest;
  • That ample list the Tyburn-herald gives,
  • And each known knave, who still for Tyburn lives.
  • So grows the work, and now the printer tries
  • His powers no more, but leans on his allies. 320
  • When, lo! the advertising tribe succeed,
  • Pay to be read, yet find but few will read;
  • And chief th' illustrious race, whose drops and pills
  • Have patent powers to vanquish human ills:
  • These, with their cures, a constant aid remain,
  • To bless the pale composer's fertile brain;
  • Fertile it is, but still the noblest soil
  • Requires some pause, some intervals from toil;
  • And they at least a certain ease obtain
  • From Katterfelto's skill, and Graham's glowing strain. 330
  • I too must aid, and pay to see my name
  • Hung in these dirty avenues to fame;
  • Nor pay in vain, if aught the Muse has seen
  • And sung, could make those avenues more clean;
  • Could stop one slander ere it found its way,
  • And gave to public scorn its helpless prey.
  • By the same aid, the Stage invites her friends,
  • And kindly tells the banquet she intends;
  • Thither from real life the many run,
  • With Siddons weep, or laugh with Abingdon; 340
  • Pleased, in fictitious joy or grief, to see
  • The mimic passion with their own agree;
  • To steal a few enchanted hours away
  • From care, and drop the curtain on the day.
  • But who can steal from self that wretched wight,
  • Whose darling work is tried, some fatal night?
  • Most wretched man! when, bane to every bliss,
  • He hears the serpent-critic's rising hiss;
  • Then groans succeed; not traitors on the wheel
  • Can feel like him, or have such pangs to feel. 350
  • Nor end they here: next day he reads his fall
  • In every paper; critics are they all;
  • He sees his branded name, with wild affright,
  • And hears again the cat-calls of the night.
  • Such help the STAGE affords; a larger space
  • Is fill'd by PUFFS and all the puffing race.
  • Physic had once alone the lofty style,
  • The well-known boast, that ceased to raise a smile;
  • Now all the province of that tribe invade,
  • And we abound in quacks of every trade. 360
  • The simple barber, once an honest name--
  • Cervantes founded, Fielding raised his fame--
  • Barber no more, a gay perfumer comes,
  • On whose soft cheek his own cosmetic blooms;
  • Here he appears, each simple mind to move,
  • And advertises beauty, grace, and love.
  • --"Come, faded belles, who would your youth renew,
  • And learn the wonders of Olympian dew;
  • Restore the roses that begin to faint,
  • Nor think celestial washes vulgar paint; 370
  • Your former features, airs, and arts assume,
  • Circassian virtues, with Circassian bloom.
  • --Come, batter'd beaux, whose locks are turn'd to grey,
  • And crop Discretion's lying badge away;
  • Read where they vend these smart engaging things,
  • These flaxen frontlets with elastic springs;
  • No female eye the fair deception sees,
  • Not Nature's self so natural as these."
  • Such are their arts, but not confined to them,
  • The Muse impartial must her sons condemn: 380
  • For they, degenerate! join the venal throng,
  • And puff a lazy Pegasus along:
  • More guilty these, by Nature less design'd
  • For little arts that suit the vulgar-kind;
  • That barbers' boys, who would to trade advance,
  • Wish us to call them, smart Friseurs from France;
  • That he who builds a chop-house, on his door
  • Paints "The true old original Blue Boar!"
  • These are the arts by which a thousand live,
  • Where Truth may smile, and Justice may forgive; 390
  • But when, amid this rabble-rout, we find
  • A puffing poet to his honour blind;
  • Who [slily] drops quotations all about,
  • Packet or Post, and points their merit out;
  • Who advertises what reviewers say,
  • With sham editions every second day;
  • Who dares not trust his praises out of sight,
  • But hurries into fame with all his might;
  • Although the verse some transient praise obtains,
  • Contempt is all the anxious poet gains. 400
  • Now, puffs exhausted, advertisements past,
  • Their correspondents stand exposed at last;
  • These are a numerous tribe, to fame unknown,
  • Who for the public good forego their own;
  • Who, volunteers, in paper-war engage,
  • With double portion of their party's rage:
  • Such are the Bruti, Decii, who appear
  • Wooing the printer for admission here;
  • Whose generous souls can condescend to pray
  • For leave to throw their precious time away. 410
  • Oh! cruel Woodfall! when a patriot draws
  • His grey-goose quill in his dear country's cause,
  • To vex and maul a ministerial race,
  • Can thy stern soul refuse the champion place?
  • Alas! thou know'st not with what anxious heart
  • He longs his best-loved labours to impart;
  • How he has sent them to thy brethren round,
  • And still the same unkind reception found:
  • At length indignant will he damn the state,
  • Turn to his trade, and leave us to our fate. 420
  • These Roman souls, like Rome's great sons, are known
  • To live in cells on labours of their own.
  • Thus Milo, could we see the noble chief,
  • Feeds, for his country's good, on legs of beef;
  • Camillus copies deeds for sordid pay,
  • Yet fights the public battles twice a day;
  • E'en now the godlike Brutus views his score
  • Scroll'd on the bar-board, swinging with the door;
  • Where, tippling punch, grave Cato's self you'll see,
  • And _Amor Patriæ_ vending smuggled tea. 430
  • Last in these ranks and least, their art's disgrace,
  • Neglected stand the Muse's meanest race:
  • Scribblers who court contempt, whose verse the eye
  • Disdainful views, and glances swiftly by:
  • This Poet's Corner is the place they choose,
  • A fatal nursery for an infant Muse;
  • Unlike that corner where true poets lie,
  • These cannot live, and they shall never die;
  • Hapless the lad whose mind such dreams invade,
  • And win to verse the talents due to trade. 440
  • Curb, then, O youth! these raptures as they rise;
  • Keep down the evil spirit and be wise;
  • Follow your calling, think the Muses foes,
  • Nor lean upon the pestle and compose.
  • I know your day-dreams, and I know the snare
  • Hid in your flow'ry path, and cry "Beware."
  • Thoughtless of ill, and to the future blind,
  • A sudden couplet rushes on your mind;
  • Here you may nameless print your idle rhymes,
  • And read your first-born work a thousand times; 450
  • Th' infection spreads, your couplet grows apace--
  • Stanzas to Delia's dog or Celia's face;
  • You take a name: Philander's odes are seen,
  • Printed, and praised, in every magazine;
  • Diarian sages greet their brother sage,
  • And your dark pages please th' enlighten'd age.--
  • Alas! what years you thus consume in vain,
  • Ruled by this wretched bias of the brain!
  • Go! to your desks and counters all return;
  • Your sonnets scatter, your acrostics burn; 460
  • Trade, and be rich; or, should your careful sires
  • Bequeath you wealth, indulge the nobler fires;
  • Should love of fame your youthful heart betray, }
  • Pursue fair fame, but in a glorious way, }
  • Nor in the idle scenes of Fancy's painting stray. }
  • Of all the good that mortal men pursue,
  • The Muse has least to give, and gives to few;
  • Like some coquettish fair, she leads us on,
  • With smiles and hopes, till youth and peace are gone;
  • Then, wed for life, the restless wrangling pair 470
  • Forget how constant one, and one how fair:
  • Meanwhile, Ambition, like a blooming bride,
  • Brings power and wealth to grace her lover's side;
  • And, though she smiles not with such flattering charms,
  • The brave will sooner win her to their arms.
  • Then wed to her, if Virtue tie the bands,
  • Go spread your country's fame in hostile lands;
  • Her court, her senate, or her arms adorn,
  • And let her foes lament that you were born:
  • Or weigh her laws, their ancient rights defend, 480
  • Though hosts oppose, be theirs and Reason's friend;
  • Arm'd with strong powers, in their defence engage,
  • And rise the Thurlow of the future age!
  • NOTES TO THE NEWSPAPER.
  • [18] Note 1, page 144, line 97.
  • _When thousand starving minds such manna seek._
  • The Manna of the Day. _Green's Spleen._
  • [19] Note 2, page 145, line 111.
  • _So the Sibylline leaves were blown about._
  • . . . . . . . in foliis descripsit carmina Virgo;--
  • . . . . . . . et [teneras] turbavit janua frondes.
  • _Virg. Æneid._ lib. iii. [vv. 445, 447.]
  • [20] Note 3, page 147, lines 220-2.
  • _As many words as make an even line;
  • As many lines as fill a row complete;
  • As many rows as furnish up a sheet._
  • How many hours bring about the day;
  • How many days will furnish up the year;
  • How many years a mortal man may live. &c.
  • _Shakspeare's Henry VI._ [Part III. Act II. Sc. 5.]
  • THE PARISH REGISTER.
  • _IN THREE PARTS._
  • INTRODUCTION.
  • The Village Register considered, as containing principally the Annals
  • of the Poor--State of the Peasantry as meliorated by Frugality and
  • Industry--The Cottage of an industrious Peasant; its
  • Ornaments--Prints and Books--The Garden; its Satisfactions--The
  • State of the Poor, when improvident and vicious--The Row or
  • Street, and its Inhabitants--The Dwelling of one of these--A
  • Public House--Garden and its Appendages--Gamesters; rustic
  • Sharpers, &c.--Conclusion of the Introductory Part.
  • PART I.
  • _BAPTISMS._
  • The Child of the Miller's Daughter, and Relation of her Misfortune--A
  • frugal Couple: their Kind of Frugality--Plea of the Mother of a
  • natural Child: her Churching--Large Family of Gerard Ablett: his
  • Apprehensions: Comparison between his State and that of the
  • wealthy Farmer his Master: his Consolation--An old Man's Anxiety
  • for an Heir: the Jealousy of another on having many--Characters of
  • the Grocer Dawkins and his Friend: their different Kinds of
  • Disappointment--Three Infants named--An Orphan Girl and Village
  • School-mistress--Gardener's Child: Pedantry and Conceit of the
  • Father: his Botanical Discourse: Method of fixing the Embryo-fruit
  • of Cucumbers--Absurd Effects of Rustic Vanity: observed in the
  • Names of their Children--Relation of the Vestry Debate on a
  • Foundling: Sir Richard Monday--Children of various
  • Inhabitants--The poor Farmer--Children of a Profligate: his
  • Character and Fate--Conclusion.
  • Tum porro puer (ut sævis projectus ab undis
  • Navita) nudus humi jacet, infans, indigus omni
  • Vitali auxilio----
  • Vagituque locum lugubri complet, ut æquum est,
  • Cui tantum in vitâ [restet] transire malorum.
  • _Lucret. de Nat. Rerum_, lib. v. [vv. 223--5, 227--8.]
  • The year revolves, and I again explore
  • The simple annals of my parish poor:
  • What infant-members in my flock appear;
  • What pairs I bless'd in the departed year;
  • And who, of old or young, or nymphs or swains,
  • Are lost to life, its pleasures and its pains.
  • No Muse I ask, before my view to bring
  • The humble actions of the swains I sing--
  • How pass'd the youthful, how the old their days;
  • Who sank in sloth, and who aspired to praise; 10
  • Their tempers, manners, morals, customs, arts;
  • What parts they had, and how they 'mploy'd their parts;
  • By what elated, soothed, seduced, depress'd,
  • Full well I know--these records give the rest.
  • Is there a place, save one the poet sees,
  • A land of love, of liberty and ease;
  • Where labour wearies not, nor cares suppress
  • Th' eternal flow of rustic happiness;
  • Where no proud mansion frowns in awful state,
  • Or keeps the sunshine from the cottage-gate, 20
  • Where young and old, intent on pleasure, throng,
  • And half man's life is holiday and song?
  • Vain search for scenes like these! no view appears,
  • By sighs unruffled or unstain'd by tears;
  • Since vice the world subdued and waters drown'd.
  • Auburn and Eden can no more be found.
  • Hence good and evil mix'd, but man has skill
  • And power to part them, when he feels the will!
  • Toil, care, and patience bless th' abstemious few,
  • Fear, shame, and want the thoughtless herd pursue. 30
  • Behold the cot! where thrives th' industrious swain,
  • Source of his pride, his pleasure, and his gain;
  • Screen'd from the winter's wind, the sun's last ray
  • Smiles on the window and prolongs the day;
  • Projecting thatch the woodbine's branches stop,
  • And turn their blossoms to the casement's top:
  • All need requires is in that cot contain'd,
  • And much that taste, untaught and unrestrain'd,
  • Surveys delighted; there she loves to trace,
  • In one gay picture, all the royal race; 40
  • Around the walls are heroes, lovers, kings;
  • The print that shows them and the verse that sings.
  • Here the last Lewis on his throne is seen,
  • And there he stands imprison'd, and his queen;
  • To these the mother takes her child, and shows
  • What grateful duty to his God he owes;
  • Who gives to him a happy home, where he
  • Lives and enjoys his freedom with the free;
  • When kings and queens, dethroned, insulted, tried,
  • Are all these blessings of the poor denied. 50
  • There is King Charles, and all his Golden Rules,
  • Who proved Misfortune's was the best of schools:
  • And there his son, who, tried by years of pain,
  • Proved that misfortunes may be sent in vain.
  • The magic-mill that grinds the gran'nams young,
  • Close at the side of kind Godiva hung;
  • She, of her favourite place the pride and joy,
  • Of charms at once most lavish and most coy,
  • By wanton act the purest fame could raise,
  • And give the boldest deed the chastest praise. 60
  • There stands the stoutest Ox in England fed;
  • There fights the boldest Jew, Whitechapel-bred;
  • And here Saint Monday's worthy votaries live
  • In all the joys that ale and skittles give.
  • Now, lo! in Egypt's coast that hostile fleet,
  • By nations dreaded and by Nelson beat;
  • And here shall soon another triumph come,
  • A deed of glory in a day of gloom--
  • Distressing glory! grievous boon of fate!
  • The proudest conquest, at the dearest rate. 70
  • On shelf of deal, beside the cuckoo-clock,
  • Of cottage-reading rests the chosen stock;
  • Learning we lack, not books, but have a kind
  • For all our wants, a meat for every mind:
  • The tale for wonder and the joke for whim,
  • The half-sung sermon and the half-groan'd hymn.
  • No need of classing; each within its place,
  • The feeling finger in the dark can trace;
  • "First from the corner, farthest from the wall":
  • Such all the rules, and they suffice for all. 80
  • There pious works for Sunday's use are found,
  • Companions for that Bible newly bound:
  • That Bible, bought by sixpence weekly saved,
  • Has choicest prints by famous hands engraved;
  • Has choicest notes by many a famous head,
  • Such as to doubt have rustic readers led;
  • Have made them stop to reason, _why?_ and _how?_
  • And, where they once agreed, to cavil now.
  • Oh! rather give me commentators plain,
  • Who with no deep researches vex the brain; 90
  • Who from the dark and doubtful love to run,
  • And hold their glimmering tapers to the sun;
  • Who simple truth with nine-fold reasons back,
  • And guard the point no enemies attack.
  • Bunyan's famed Pilgrim rests that shelf upon;
  • A genius rare but rude was honest John:
  • Not one who, early by the Muse beguiled,
  • Drank from her well the waters undefiled;
  • Not one who slowly gain'd the hill sublime,
  • Then often sipp'd and little at a time; 100
  • But one who dabbled in the sacred springs,
  • And drank them muddy, mix'd with baser things.
  • Here, to interpret dreams we read the rules--
  • Science our own, and never taught in schools;
  • In moles and specks we Fortune's gifts discern,
  • And Fate's fix'd will from Nature's wanderings learn.
  • Of Hermit Quarle we read, in island rare,
  • Far from mankind and seeming far from care;
  • Safe from all want, and sound in every limb;
  • Yes! there was he, and there was care with him. 110
  • Unbound and heap'd, these valued works beside,
  • Lay humbler works the pedler's pack supplied;
  • Yet these, long since, have all acquired a name:
  • The Wandering Jew has found his way to fame;
  • And fame, denied to many a labour'd song,
  • Crowns Thumb the great, and Hickerthrift the strong.
  • There too is he, by wizard-power upheld,
  • Jack, by whose arm the giant-brood were quell'd:
  • His shoes of swiftness on his feet he placed;
  • His coat of darkness on his loins he braced; 120
  • His sword of sharpness in his hand he took,
  • And off the heads of doughty giants stroke:
  • Their glaring eyes beheld no mortal near;
  • No sound of feet alarm'd the drowsy ear;
  • No English blood their pagan sense could smell,
  • But heads dropp'd headlong, wondering why they fell.
  • These are the peasant's joy, when, placed at ease,
  • Half his delighted offspring mount his knees.
  • To every cot the lord's indulgent mind
  • Has a small space for garden-ground assign'd; 130
  • Here--till return of morn dismiss'd the farm--
  • The careful peasant plies the sinewy arm,
  • Warm'd as he works, and casts his look around
  • On every foot of that improving ground:
  • It is his own he sees; his master's eye
  • Peers not about, some secret fault to spy;
  • Nor voice severe is there, nor censure known;--
  • Hope, profit, pleasure,--they are all his own.
  • Here grow the humble [chives], and, hard by them,
  • The leek with crown globose and reedy stem; 140
  • High climb his pulse in many an even row,
  • Deep strike the ponderous roots in soil below;
  • And herbs of potent smell and pungent taste
  • Give a warm relish to the night's repast;
  • Apples and cherries grafted by his hand,
  • And cluster'd nuts for neighbouring market stand.
  • Nor thus concludes his labour: near the cot,
  • The reed-fence rises round some fav'rite spot;
  • Where rich carnations, pinks with purple eyes, }
  • Proud hyacinths, the least some florist's prize, 150 }
  • Tulips tall-stemm'd and pounced auriculas rise. }
  • Here on a Sunday-eve, when service ends,
  • Meet and rejoice a family of friends;
  • All speak aloud, are happy and are free,
  • And glad they seem, and gaily they agree.
  • What, though fastidious ears may shun the speech,
  • Where all are talkers and where none can teach;
  • Where still the welcome and the words are old,
  • And the same stories are for ever told--
  • Yet theirs is joy that, bursting from the heart, 160
  • Prompts the glad tongue these nothings to impart;
  • That forms these tones of gladness we despise,
  • That lifts their steps, that sparkles in their eyes;
  • That talks or laughs or runs or shouts or plays,
  • And speaks in all their looks and all their ways.
  • Fair scenes of peace! ye might detain us long;
  • But vice and misery now demand the song,
  • And turn our view from dwellings simply neat,
  • To this infected row we term our street.
  • Here, in cabal, a disputatious crew 170
  • Each evening meet: the sot, the cheat, the shrew;
  • Riots are nightly heard--the curse, the cries
  • Of beaten wife, perverse in her replies;
  • While shrieking children hold each threat'ning hand,
  • And sometimes life, and sometimes food, demand:
  • Boys, in their first-stol'n rags, to swear begin,
  • And girls, who heed not dress, are skill'd in gin:
  • Snarers and smugglers here their gains divide;
  • Ensnaring females here their victims hide;
  • And here is one, the sibyl of the row, 180
  • Who knows all secrets, or affects to know.
  • Seeking their fate, to her the simple run,
  • To her the guilty, theirs awhile to shun;
  • Mistress of worthless arts, depraved in will,
  • Her care unbless'd and unrepaid her skill,
  • Slave to the tribe, to whose command she stoops,
  • And poorer than the poorest maid she dupes.
  • Between the road-way and the walls, offence
  • Invades all eyes and strikes on every sense:
  • There lie, obscene, at every open door, 190
  • Heaps from the hearth and sweepings from the floor;
  • And day by day the mingled masses grow,
  • As sinks are disembogued and kennels flow.
  • There hungry dogs from hungry children steal;
  • There pigs and chickens quarrel for a meal;
  • There dropsied infants wail without redress,
  • And all is want and wo and wretchedness:
  • Yet, should these boys, with bodies bronzed and bare,
  • High-swoln and hard, outlive that lack of care,
  • Forced on some farm, the unexerted strength, 200
  • Though loth to action, is compell'd at length,
  • When warm'd by health, as serpents in the spring
  • Aside their slough of indolence they fling.
  • Yet, ere they go, a greater evil comes--
  • See! crowded beds in those contiguous rooms;
  • Beds but ill parted by a paltry screen
  • Of paper'd lath or curtain dropp'd between;
  • Daughters and sons to yon compartments creep,
  • And parents here beside their children sleep.
  • Ye who have power, these thoughtless people part, 210
  • Nor let the ear be first to taint the heart!
  • Come! search within, nor sight nor smell regard;
  • The true physician walks the foulest ward.
  • See! on the floor what frouzy patches rest!
  • What nauseous fragments on yon fractured chest!
  • What downy dust beneath yon window-seat!
  • And round these posts that serve this bed for feet;
  • This bed, where all those tatter'd garments lie,
  • Worn by each sex, and now perforce thrown by!
  • See! as we gaze, an infant lifts its head, 220
  • Left by neglect and burrow'd in that bed;
  • The mother-gossip has the love suppress'd
  • An infant's cry once waken'd in her breast;
  • And daily prattles, as her round she takes,
  • (With strong resentment) of the want she makes.
  • Whence all these woes?--From want of virtuous will,
  • Of honest shame, of time-improving skill;
  • From want of care t'employ the vacant hour,
  • And want of ev'ry kind but want of power.
  • Here are no wheels for either wool or flax, 230
  • But packs of cards--made up of sundry packs;
  • Here is no clock, nor will they turn the glass.
  • And see how swift th'important moments pass;
  • Here are no books, but ballads on the wall
  • Are some abusive, and indecent all;
  • Pistols are here, unpair'd; with nets and hooks,
  • Of every kind, for rivers, ponds, and brooks;
  • An ample flask, that nightly rovers fill
  • With recent poison from the Dutchman's still;
  • A box of tools, with wires of various size, 240 }
  • Frocks, wigs, and hats, for night or day disguise, }
  • And bludgeons stout to gain or guard a prize. }
  • To every house belongs a space of ground,
  • Of equal size, once fenced with paling round;
  • That paling now by slothful waste destroy'd,
  • Dead gorse and stumps of elder fill the void,
  • Save in the centre-spot, whose walls of clay
  • Hide sots and striplings at their drink or play.
  • Within, a board, beneath a tiled retreat,
  • Allures the bubble and maintains the cheat; 250
  • Where heavy ale in spots like varnish shows;
  • Where chalky tallies yet remain in rows;
  • Black pipes and broken jugs the seats defile,
  • The walls and windows, rhymes and reck'nings vile;
  • Prints of the meanest kind disgrace the door,
  • And cards, in curses torn, lie fragments on the floor.
  • Here his poor bird th'inhuman cocker brings,
  • Arms his hard heel and clips his golden wings;
  • With spicy food th'impatient spirit feeds,
  • And shouts and curses as the battle bleeds. 260
  • Struck through the brain, deprived of both his eyes,
  • The vanquish'd bird must combat till he dies;
  • Must faintly peck at his victorious foe,
  • And reel and stagger at each feeble blow.
  • When fall'n, the savage grasps his dabbled plumes,
  • His blood-stain'd arms, for other deaths assumes;
  • And damns the craven-fowl, that lost his stake,
  • And only bled and perish'd for his sake.
  • Such are our peasants, those to whom we yield
  • Praise with relief, the fathers of the field; 270
  • And these who take, from our reluctant hands,
  • What Burn advises or the Bench commands.
  • Our farmers round, well pleased with constant gain,
  • Like other farmers, flourish and complain.--
  • These are our groups; our portraits next appear,
  • And close our exhibition for the year.
  • * * * * *
  • With evil omen we that year begin:
  • A Child of Shame--stern Justice adds, of Sin--
  • Is first recorded; I would hide the deed,
  • But vain the wish; I sigh and I proceed: 280
  • And could I well th' instructive truth convey,
  • 'Twould warn the giddy and awake the gay.
  • Of all the nymphs who gave our village grace,
  • The Miller's daughter had the fairest face.
  • Proud was the Miller; money was his pride;
  • He rode to market, as our farmers ride;
  • And 'twas his boast, inspired by spirits, there,
  • His favourite Lucy should be rich as fair;
  • But she must meek and still obedient prove,
  • And not presume, without his leave, to love. 290
  • A youthful Sailor heard him;--"Ha!" quoth he,
  • "This Miller's maiden is a prize for me;
  • Her charms I love, his riches I desire,
  • And all his threats but fan the kindling fire;
  • My ebbing purse no more the foe shall fill,
  • But Love's kind act and Lucy at the mill."
  • Thus thought the youth, and soon the chase began,
  • Stretch'd all his sail, nor thought of pause or plan:
  • His trusty staff in his bold hand he took,
  • Like him and like his frigate, heart of oak; 300
  • Fresh were his features, his attire was new;
  • Clean was his linen, and his jacket blue:
  • Of finest jean, his trowsers, tight and trim,
  • Brush'd the large buckle at the silver rim.
  • He soon arrived, he traced the village-green;
  • There saw the maid, and was with pleasure seen;
  • Then talk'd of love, till Lucy's yielding heart
  • Confess'd 'twas painful, though 'twas right, to part.
  • "For ah! my father has a haughty soul;
  • Whom best he loves, he loves but to control; 310
  • Me to some churl in bargain he'll consign,
  • And make some tyrant of the parish mine:
  • Cold is his heart, and he with looks severe
  • Has often forced but never shed the tear;
  • Save, when my mother died, some drops express'd
  • A kind of sorrow for a wife at rest.--
  • To me a master's stern regard is shown,
  • I'm like his steed, prized highly as his own;
  • Stroked but corrected, threaten'd when supplied,
  • His slave and boast, his victim and his pride." 320
  • "Cheer up, my lass! I'll to thy father go--
  • The Miller cannot be the Sailor's foe;
  • Both live by Heaven's free gale, that plays aloud
  • In the stretch'd canvas and the piping shroud;
  • The rush of winds, the flapping sails above,
  • And rattling planks within, are sounds _we_ love;
  • Calms are our dread; when tempests plough the deep,
  • We take a reef, and to the rocking sleep."
  • "Ha!" quoth the Miller, moved at speech so rash,
  • "Art thou like me? then, where thy notes and cash? 330
  • Away to Wapping, and a wife command,
  • With all thy wealth, a guinea, in thine hand;
  • There with thy messmates quaff the muddy cheer,
  • And leave my Lucy for thy betters here."
  • "Revenge! revenge!" the angry lover cried,
  • Then sought the nymph, and "Be thou now my bride."
  • Bride had she been, but they no priest could move
  • To bind in law the couple bound by love.
  • What sought these lovers then by day, by night,
  • But stolen moments of disturb'd delight-- 340
  • Soft trembling tumults, terrors dearly prized,
  • Transports that pain'd, and joys that agonized:
  • Till the fond damsel, pleased with lad so trim,
  • Awed by her parent, and enticed by him,
  • Her lovely form from savage power to save,
  • Gave--not her hand, but ALL she could, she gave.
  • Then came the day of shame, the grievous night,
  • The varying look, the wandering appetite;
  • The joy assumed, while sorrow dimm'd the eyes;
  • The forced sad smiles that follow'd sudden sighs; 350
  • And every art, long used, but used in vain,
  • To hide thy progress, Nature, and thy pain.
  • Too eager caution shows some danger's near,
  • The bully's bluster proves the coward's fear;
  • His sober step the drunkard vainly tries,
  • And nymphs expose the failings they disguise.
  • First, whispering gossips were in parties seen;
  • Then louder Scandal walk'd the village-green;
  • Next babbling Folly told the growing ill,
  • And busy Malice dropp'd it at the mill. 360
  • "Go! to thy curse and mine," the Father said,
  • "Strife and confusion stalk around thy bed;
  • Want and a wailing brat thy portion be,
  • Plague to thy fondness, as thy fault to me.--
  • Where skulks the villain?"--"On the ocean wide
  • My William seeks a portion for his bride."--
  • "Vain be his search! but, till the traitor come,
  • The higgler's cottage be thy future home;
  • There with his ancient shrew and care abide,
  • And hide thy head--thy shame thou canst not hide." 370
  • Day after day was pass'd in pains and grief;
  • Week follow'd week--and still was no relief.
  • Her boy was born--no lads nor lasses came
  • To grace the rite or give the child a name;
  • Nor grave conceited nurse, of office proud,
  • Bore the young Christian roaring through the crowd:
  • In a small chamber was my office done,
  • Where blinks through paper'd panes the setting sun;
  • Where noisy sparrows, perch'd on penthouse near,
  • Chirp tuneless joy, and mock the frequent tear; 380
  • Bats on their webby wings in darkness move,
  • And feebly shriek their melancholy love.
  • No Sailor came; the months in terror fled!
  • Then news arrived: he fought, and he was DEAD!
  • At the lone cottage Lucy lives, and still
  • Walks for her weekly pittance to the mill;
  • A mean seraglio there her father keeps,
  • Whose mirth insults her, as she stands and weeps,
  • And sees the plenty, while compell'd to stay,
  • Her father's pride become his harlot's prey. 390
  • Throughout the lanes she glides, at evening's close,
  • And softly lulls her infant to repose;
  • Then sits and gazes, but with viewless look,
  • As gilds the moon the rippling of the brook;
  • And sings her vespers, but in voice so low,
  • She hears their murmurs as the waters flow:
  • And she too murmurs, and begins to find
  • The solemn wanderings of a wounded mind.
  • Visions of terror, views of wo succeed,
  • The mind's impatience, to the body's need; 400
  • By turns to that, by turns to this, a prey,
  • She knows what reason yields, and dreads what madness may.
  • Next, with their boy, a decent couple came,
  • And call'd him Robert, 'twas his father's name;
  • Three girls preceded, all by time endear'd,
  • And future births were neither hoped nor fear'd.
  • Bless'd in each other, but to no excess,
  • Health, quiet, comfort, form'd their happiness;
  • Love, all made up of torture and delight,
  • Was but mere madness in this couple's sight: 410
  • Susan could think, though not without a sigh,
  • If she were gone, who should her place supply;
  • And Robert, half in earnest, half in jest,
  • Talk of her spouse when he should be at rest:
  • Yet strange would either think it to be told,
  • Their love was cooling or their hearts were cold.
  • Few were their acres,--but, with these content,
  • They were, each pay-day, ready with their rent;
  • And few their wishes--what their farm denied,
  • The neighbouring town, at trifling cost, supplied. 420
  • If at the draper's window Susan cast
  • A longing look, as with her goods she pass'd,
  • And, with the produce of the wheel and churn,
  • Bought her a Sunday-robe on her return;
  • True to her maxim, she would take no rest,
  • Till care repaid that portion to the chest:
  • Or if, when loitering at the Whitsun-fair,
  • Her Robert spent some idle shillings there;
  • Up at the barn, before the break of day,
  • He made his labour for th'indulgence pay: 430
  • Thus both--that waste itself might work in vain--
  • Wrought double tides, and all was well again.
  • Yet, though so prudent, there were times of joy,
  • (The day they wed, the christening of the boy,)
  • When to the wealthier farmers there was shown
  • Welcome unfeign'd, and plenty like their own;
  • For Susan served the great, and had some pride
  • Among our topmost people to preside.
  • Yet in that plenty, in that welcome free,
  • There was the guiding nice frugality, 440
  • That, in the festal as the frugal day,
  • Has, in a different mode, a sovereign sway;
  • As tides the same attractive influence know,
  • In the least ebb and in their proudest flow:
  • The wise frugality, that does not give
  • A life to saving, but that saves to live;
  • Sparing, not pinching, mindful though not mean,
  • O'er all presiding, yet in nothing seen.
  • Recorded next, a babe of love I trace,
  • Of many loves the mother's fresh disgrace.-- 450
  • "Again, thou harlot! could not all thy pain,
  • All my reproof, thy wanton thoughts restrain?"
  • "Alas! your reverence, wanton thoughts, I grant,
  • Were once my motive, now the thoughts of want;
  • Women, like me, as ducks in a decoy,
  • Swim down a stream, and seem to swim in joy;
  • Your sex pursue us, and our own disdain;
  • Return is dreadful, and escape is vain.
  • Would men forsake us, and would women strive
  • To help the fall'n, their virtue might revive." 460
  • For rite of churching soon she made her way,
  • In dread of scandal, should she miss the day.--
  • Two matrons came! with them she humbly knelt,
  • Their action copied and their comforts felt,
  • From that great pain and peril to be free,
  • Though still in peril of that pain to be;
  • Alas! what numbers, like this amorous dame,
  • Are quick to censure, but are dead to shame!
  • Twin-infants then appear: a girl, a boy,
  • Th' o'erflowing cup of Gerard Ablett's joy. 470
  • One had I named in every year that pass'd
  • Since Gerard wed, and twins behold at last!
  • Well pleased, the bridegroom smiled to hear--"A vine
  • Fruitful and spreading round the walls be thine,
  • And branch-like be thine offspring!"--Gerard then
  • Look'd joyful love, and softly said, "Amen."
  • Now of that vine he'd have no more increase,
  • Those playful branches now disturb his peace:
  • Them he beholds around his table spread,
  • But finds, the more the branch, the less the bread; 480
  • And while they run his humble walls about,
  • They keep the sunshine of good-humour out.
  • Cease, man, to grieve! thy master's lot survey,
  • Whom wife and children, thou and thine, obey;
  • A farmer proud beyond a farmer's pride,
  • Of all around the envy or the guide;
  • Who trots to market on a steed so fine,
  • That when I meet him, I'm ashamed of mine;
  • Whose board is high up-heap'd with generous fare, }
  • Which five stout sons and three tall daughters share: 490 }
  • Cease, man, to grieve, and listen to his care. }
  • A few years fled, and all thy boys shall be
  • Lords of a cot, and labourers like thee:
  • Thy girls, unportion'd, neighb'ring youths shall lead
  • Brides from my church, and thenceforth thou art freed;
  • But then thy master shall of cares complain,
  • Care after care, a long connected train;
  • His sons for farms shall ask a large supply,
  • For farmers' sons each gentle miss shall sigh;
  • Thy mistress, reasoning well of life's decay, 500
  • Shall ask a chaise, and hardly brook delay;
  • The smart young cornet who, with so much grace,
  • Rode in the ranks and betted at the race,
  • While the vex'd parent rails at deeds so rash,
  • Shall d--n his luck, and stretch his hand for cash.
  • Sad troubles, Gerard! now pertain to thee,
  • When thy rich master seems from trouble free;
  • But 'tis one fate at different times assign'd,
  • And thou shalt lose the cares that he must find.
  • "Ah!" quoth our village Grocer, rich and old, 510
  • "Would I might one such cause for care behold!"
  • To whom his Friend, "Mine greater bliss would be,
  • Would Heav'n take those my spouse assigns to me."
  • Aged were both, that Dawkins, Ditchem this,
  • Who much of marriage thought, and much amiss;
  • Both would delay, the one, till, riches gain'd,
  • The son he wish'd might be to honour train'd;
  • His Friend--lest fierce intruding heirs should come,
  • To waste his hoard and vex his quiet home.
  • Dawkins, a dealer once on burthen'd back 520
  • Bore his whole substance in a pedler's pack;
  • To dames discreet, the duties yet unpaid,
  • His stores of lace and hyson he convey'd.
  • When thus enrich'd, he chose at home to stop,
  • And fleece his neighbours in a new-built shop;
  • Then woo'd a spinster blithe, and hoped, when wed,
  • For love's fair favours and a fruitful bed.
  • Not so his Friend;--on widow fair and staid
  • He fix'd his eye; but he was much afraid,
  • Yet woo'd; while she his hair of silver hue 530
  • Demurely noticed, and her eye withdrew.
  • Doubtful he paused--"Ah! were I sure," he cried,
  • "No craving children would my gains divide:
  • Fair as she is, I would my widow take,
  • And live more largely for my partner's sake."
  • With such their views, some thoughtful years they pass'd,
  • And hoping, dreading, they were bound at last.
  • And what their fate? Observe them as they go,
  • Comparing fear with fear and wo with wo.
  • "Humphrey!" said Dawkins, "envy in my breast 540
  • Sickens to see thee in thy children bless'd;
  • They are thy joys, while I go grieving home
  • To a sad spouse, and our eternal gloom.
  • We look despondency; no infant near,
  • To bless the eye or win the parent's ear;
  • Our sudden heats and quarrels to allay,
  • And soothe the petty sufferings of the day.
  • Alike our want, yet both the want reprove;
  • Where are, I cry, these pledges of our love?
  • When she, like Jacob's wife, makes fierce reply, 550
  • Yet fond--'Oh! give me children, or I die';
  • And I return--still childless doom'd to live,
  • Like the vex'd patriarch--'Are they mine to give?'
  • Ah! much I envy thee thy boys, who ride
  • On poplar branch, and canter at thy side;
  • And girls, whose cheeks thy chin's fierce fondness know,
  • And with fresh beauty at the contact glow."
  • "Oh! simple friend," said Ditchem, "would'st thou gain
  • A father's pleasure by a husband's pain?
  • Alas! what pleasure--when some vig'rous boy 560
  • Should swell thy pride, some rosy girl thy joy--
  • Is it to doubt who grafted this sweet flower,
  • Or whence arose that spirit and that power?
  • "Four years I've wed; not one has pass'd in vain:
  • Behold the fifth! behold, a babe again!
  • My wife's gay friends th' unwelcome imp admire,
  • And fill the room with gratulation dire.
  • While I in silence sate, revolving all
  • That influence ancient men, or that befall,
  • A gay pert guest--Heav'n knows his business--came; 570
  • 'A glorious boy,' he cried, 'and what the name?'
  • Angry I growl'd, 'My spirit cease to tease,
  • Name it yourselves,--Cain, Judas, if you please;
  • His father's give him--should you that explore,
  • The devil's or yours,' I said, and sought the door.
  • My tender partner not a word or sigh
  • Gives to my wrath, nor to my speech reply;
  • But takes her comforts, triumphs in my pain,
  • And looks undaunted for a birth again."
  • Heirs thus denied afflict the pining heart, 580
  • And, thus afforded, jealous pangs impart;
  • Let, therefore, none avoid, and none demand
  • These arrows number'd for the giant's hand.
  • Then with their infants three, the parents came,
  • And each assign'd--'twas all they had--a name:
  • Names of no mark or price; of them not one
  • Shall court our view on the sepulchral stone,
  • Or stop the clerk, th' engraven scrolls to spell,
  • Or keep the sexton from the sermon bell.
  • An orphan-girl succeeds; ere she was born 590
  • Her father died, her mother on that morn;
  • The pious mistress of the school sustains
  • Her parents' part, nor their affection feigns,
  • But pitying feels; with due respect and joy,
  • I trace the matron at her loved employ.
  • What time the striplings, wearied e'en with play, }
  • Part at the closing of the summer's day, }
  • And each by different path returns the well-known way-- }
  • Then I behold her at her cottage-door,
  • Frugal of light, her Bible laid before, 600
  • When on her double duty she proceeds,
  • Of time as frugal, knitting as she reads.
  • Her idle neighbours, who approach to tell
  • Some trifling tale, her serious looks compel,
  • To hear reluctant--while the lads who pass,
  • In pure respect walk silent on the grass.
  • Then sinks the day; but not to rest she goes,
  • Till solemn prayers the daily duties close.
  • But I digress, and lo! an infant train
  • Appear, and call me to my task again. 610
  • "Why Lonicera wilt thou name thy child?"
  • I ask'd the Gardener's wife, in accents mild.
  • "We have a right," replied the sturdy dame--
  • And Lonicera was the infant's name.
  • If next a son shall yield our Gardener joy,
  • Then Hyacinthus shall be that fair boy;
  • And if a girl, they will at length agree,
  • That Belladonna that fair maid shall be.
  • High-sounding words our worthy Gardener gets,
  • And at his club to wondering swains repeats; 620
  • He then of Rhus and Rhododendron speaks,
  • And Allium calls his onions and his leeks;
  • Nor weeds are now, for whence arose the weed,
  • Scarce plants, fair herbs, and curious flowers proceed;
  • Where Cuckoo-pints and Dandelions sprung,
  • (Gross names had they our plainer sires among,)
  • There Arums, there Leontodons we view,
  • And Artemisia grows, where Wormwood grew.
  • But though no weed exists his garden round,
  • From Rumex strong our Gardener frees his ground; 630
  • Takes soft Senicio from the yielding land,
  • And grasps the arm'd Urtica in his hand.
  • Not Darwin's self had more delight to sing
  • Of floral courtship, in th' awaken'd Spring,
  • Than Peter Pratt, who, simpering, loves to tell
  • How rise the Stamens, as the Pistils swell;
  • How bend and curl the moist-top to the spouse,
  • And give and take the vegetable vows;
  • How those esteem'd of old but tips and chives,
  • Are tender husbands and obedient wives; 640
  • Who live and love within the sacred bower--
  • That bridal bed the vulgar term a flower.
  • Hear Peter proudly, to some humble friend,
  • A wondrous secret in his science lend:--
  • "Would you advance the nuptial hour, and bring
  • The fruit of Autumn with the flowers of Spring:
  • View that light frame where Cucumis lies spread,
  • And trace the husbands in their golden bed,
  • Three powder'd Anthers;--then no more delay,
  • But to the Stigma's tip their dust convey; 650
  • Then by thyself, from prying glance secure,
  • Twirl the full tip and make your purpose sure;
  • A long-abiding race the deed shall pay,
  • Nor one unbless'd abortion pine away."
  • T' admire their friend's discourse our swains agree,
  • And call it science and philosophy.
  • 'Tis good, 'tis pleasant, through th' advancing year,
  • To see unnumber'd growing forms appear.
  • What leafy-life from Earth's broad bosom rise!
  • What insect-myriads seek the summer skies! 660
  • What scaly tribes in every streamlet move! }
  • What plumy people sing in every grove! }
  • All with the year awaked to life, delight, and love. }
  • Then names are good; for how, without their aid,
  • Is knowledge, gain'd by man, to man convey'd?
  • But from that source shall all our pleasures flow?
  • Shall all our knowledge be those names to know?
  • Then he, with memory bless'd, shall bear away
  • The palm from Grew, and Middleton, and Ray.
  • No! let us rather seek, in grove and field, 670
  • What food for wonder, what for use they yield;
  • Some just remark from Nature's people bring,
  • And some new source of homage for her King.
  • Pride lives with all; strange names our rustics give
  • To helpless infants, that their own may live;
  • Pleased to be known, they'll some attention claim,
  • And find some by-way to the house of fame.
  • The straightest furrow lifts the ploughman's art;
  • The hat he gain'd has warmth for head and heart;
  • The bowl that beats the greater number down 680
  • Of tottering nine-pins, gives to fame the clown;
  • Or, foil'd in these, he opes his ample jaws,
  • And lets a frog leap down, to gain applause;
  • Or grins for hours, or tipples for a week;
  • Or challenges a well-pinch'd pig to squeak.
  • Some idle deed, some child's preposterous name,
  • Shall make him known, and give his folly fame.
  • To name an infant meet our village-sires,
  • Assembled all, as such event requires;
  • Frequent and full, the rural sages sate, 690
  • And speakers many urged the long debate.
  • Some harden'd knaves, who roved the country round,
  • Had left a babe within the parish-bound.--
  • First, of the fact they question'd--"Was it true?"
  • The child was brought--"What then remain'd to do?
  • Was't dead or living?" This was fairly proved:
  • 'Twas pinch'd, it roar'd, and every doubt removed.
  • Then by what name th' unwelcome guest to call
  • Was long a question, and it posed them all;
  • For he who lent it to a babe unknown, 700
  • Censorious men might take it for his own:
  • They look'd about, they gravely spoke to all,
  • And not one Richard answer'd to the call.
  • Next they inquired the day, when, passing by,
  • Th' unlucky peasant heard the stranger's cry:
  • This known, how food and raiment they might give,
  • Was next debated--for the rogue would live;
  • At last, with all their words and work content, }
  • Back to their homes the prudent vestry went, }
  • And Richard Monday to the workhouse sent. 710 }
  • There was he pinch'd and pitied, thump'd and fed,
  • And duly took his beatings and his bread;
  • Patient in all control, in all abuse,
  • He found contempt and kicking have their use--
  • Sad, silent, supple, bending to the blow,
  • A slave of slaves, the lowest of the low;
  • His pliant soul gave way to all things base;
  • He knew no shame, he dreaded no disgrace.
  • It seem'd, so well his passions he suppressed,
  • No feeling stirr'd his ever-torpid breast; 720
  • Him might the meanest pauper bruise and cheat,
  • He was a footstool for the beggar's feet;
  • His were the legs that ran at all commands;
  • They used on all occasions Richard's hands.
  • His very soul was not his own; he stole
  • As others order'd, and without a dole;
  • In all disputes, on either part he lied,
  • And freely pledged his oath on either side;
  • In all rebellions Richard join'd the rest,
  • In all detections Richard first confess'd. 730
  • Yet, though disgraced, he watch'd his time so well,
  • He rose in favour, when in fame he fell;
  • Base was his usage, vile his whole employ,
  • And all despised and fed the pliant boy.
  • At length, "'tis time he should abroad be sent,"
  • Was whisper'd near him--and abroad he went.
  • One morn they call'd him, Richard answered not;
  • They deem'd him hanging, and in time forgot;
  • Yet miss'd him long, as each, throughout the clan,
  • Found he "had better spared a better man." 740
  • Now Richard's talents for the world were fit,
  • He'd no small cunning, and had some small wit;
  • Had that calm look which seem'd to all assent,
  • And that complacent speech which nothing meant;
  • He'd but one care, and that he strove to hide,
  • How best for Richard Monday to provide.
  • Steel, through opposing plates, the magnet draws,
  • And steely atoms culls from dust and straws;
  • And thus our hero, to his interest true,
  • Gold through all bars and from each trifle drew; 750
  • But, still more surely round the world to go,
  • This fortune's child had neither friend nor foe.
  • Long lost to us, at last our man we trace--
  • Sir Richard Monday died at Monday-place.
  • His lady's worth, his daughter's, we peruse,
  • And find his grandsons all as rich as Jews;
  • He gave reforming charities a sum,
  • And bought the blessings of the blind and dumb;
  • Bequeathed to missions money from the stocks,
  • And Bibles issued from his private box; 760
  • But, to his native place severely just,
  • He left a pittance bound in rigid trust--
  • Two paltry pounds, on every quarter's-day,
  • (At church produced) for forty loaves should pay:
  • A stinted gift, that to the parish shows
  • He kept in mind their bounty and their blows!
  • To farmers three, the year has given a son:
  • Finch on the Moor, and French, and Middleton.
  • Twice in this year a female Giles I see:
  • A Spalding once, and once a Barnaby-- 770
  • A humble man is he, and, when they meet,
  • Our farmers find him on a distant seat;
  • There for their wit he serves a constant theme--
  • They praise his dairy, they extol his team,
  • They ask the price of each unrivall'd steed.
  • And whence his sheep, that admirable breed?
  • His thriving arts they beg he would explain,
  • And where he puts the money he must gain.
  • They have their daughters, but they fear their friend
  • Would think his sons too much would condescend; 780
  • They have their sons who would their fortunes try,
  • But fear his daughters will their suit deny.
  • So runs the joke, while James, with sigh profound,
  • And face of care, looks moveless on the ground;
  • His cares, his sighs, provoke the insult more,
  • And point the jest--for Barnaby is poor.
  • Last in my list, five untaught lads appear;
  • Their father dead, compassion sent them here--
  • For still that rustic infidel denied
  • To have their names with solemn rite applied. 790
  • His, a lone house, by Deadman's Dyke-way stood;
  • And his, a nightly haunt, in Lonely-wood.
  • Each village inn has heard the ruffian boast,
  • That he believed in neither God nor ghost;
  • That, when the sod upon the sinner press'd,
  • He, like the saint, had everlasting rest;
  • That never priest believed his doctrines true,
  • But would, for profit, own himself a Jew,
  • Or worship wood and stone, as honest heathen do;
  • That fools alone on future worlds rely, 800
  • And all who die for faith, deserve to die.
  • These maxims, part th' attorney's clerk profess'd;
  • His own transcendent genius found the rest.
  • Our pious matrons heard, and, much amazed,
  • Gazed on the man, and trembled as they gazed;
  • And now his face explored, and now his feet,
  • Man's dreaded foe, in this bad man, to meet.
  • But him our drunkards as their champion raised,
  • Their bishop call'd, and as their hero praised;
  • Though most, when sober, and the rest, when sick, 810
  • Had little question whence his bishopric.
  • But he, triumphant spirit! all things dared,
  • He poach'd the wood, and on the warren snared;
  • 'Twas his, at cards, each novice to trepan,
  • And call the wants of rogues the rights of man;
  • Wild as the winds, he let his offspring rove,
  • And deem'd the marriage-bond the bane of love.
  • What age and sickness, for a man so bold,
  • Had done, we know not--none beheld him old.
  • By night, as business urged, he sought the wood-- 820
  • The ditch was deep--the rain had caused a flood--
  • The foot-bridge fail'd--he plunged beneath the deep,
  • And slept, if truth were his, th' eternal sleep.
  • These have we named; on life's rough sea they sail,
  • With many a prosperous, many an adverse gale!
  • Where passion soon, like powerful winds, will rage,
  • And prudence, wearied, with their strength engage.
  • Then each, in aid, shall some companion ask,
  • For help or comfort in the tedious task;
  • And what that help--what joys from union flow, 830
  • What good or ill, we next prepare to show;
  • And row, meantime, our weary bark ashore,
  • As Spenser his--but not with Spenser's oar[21].
  • FOOTNOTES:
  • [21] Allusions of this kind are to be found in the Fairy Queen. See
  • the end of the First Book, and other places.
  • PART II.
  • _MARRIAGES._
  • Previous Consideration necessary: yet not too long Delay--Imprudent
  • Marriage of old Kirk and his Servant--Comparison between an
  • ancient and youthful Partner to a young Man--Prudence of Donald
  • the Gardener--Parish Wedding: the compelled Bridegroom; Day of
  • Marriage, how spent--Relation of the Accomplishments of Phoebe
  • Dawson, a rustic Beauty; her Lover: his Courtship; their
  • Marriage--Misery of Precipitation--The wealthy Couple: Reluctance
  • in the Husband; why?--Unusually fair Signatures in the Register:
  • the common Kind--Seduction of Lucy Collins by Footman Daniel: her
  • rustic Lover; her Return to him--An ancient Couple: Comparisons on
  • the Occasion--More pleasant View of Village Matrimony: Farmers
  • celebrating the Day of Marriage; their Wives--Reuben and Rachel, a
  • happy Pair: an Example of prudent Delay--Reflections on their
  • State who were not so prudent, and its Improvement towards the
  • Termination of Life; an old Man so circumstanced--Attempt to
  • seduce a Village Beauty: Persuasion and Reply; the Event.
  • Nubere si quà voles, quamvis properabitis ambo,
  • Differ; habent parvæ commoda magna moræ.
  • _Ovid. Fast._ lib. iii. [vv. 393-4.]
  • "Disposed to wed, e'en while you hasten, stay;
  • There's great advantage in a small delay:"--
  • Thus Ovid sang, and much the wise approve
  • This prudent maxim of the priest of Love.
  • If poor, delay for future want prepares,
  • And eases humble life of half its cares;
  • If rich, delay shall brace the thoughtful mind,
  • T' endure the ills that e'en the happiest find:
  • Delay shall knowledge yield on either part,
  • And show the value of the vanquished heart; 10
  • The humours, passions, merits, failings prove,
  • And gently raise the veil that's worn by Love;
  • Love, that impatient guide--too proud to think
  • Of vulgar wants, of clothing, meat and drink--
  • Urges our amorous swains their joys to seize,
  • And then, at rags and hunger frighten'd, flees.--
  • Yet not too long in cold debate remain:
  • Till age, refrain not--but if old, refrain.
  • By no such rule would Gaffer Kirk be tried; }
  • First in the year he led a blooming bride, 20 }
  • And stood a withered elder at her side. }
  • Oh! Nathan! Nathan! at thy years, trepann'd
  • To take a wanton harlot by the hand!
  • Thou, who wert used so tartly to express
  • Thy sense of matrimonial happiness,
  • Till every youth, whose bans at church were read,
  • Strove not to meet, or meeting, hung his head;
  • And every lass forbore at thee to look,
  • A sly old fish, too cunning for the hook;--
  • And now at sixty, that pert dame to see 30
  • Of all thy savings mistress, and of thee;
  • Now will the lads, rememb'ring insults past,
  • Cry, "What, the wise-one in the trap at last!"
  • Fie! Nathan! fie! to let an artful jade
  • The close recesses of thine heart invade;
  • What grievous pangs, what suffering, she'll impart,
  • And fill with anguish that rebellious heart;
  • For thou wilt strive incessantly, in vain,
  • By threatening speech, thy freedom to regain:
  • But she for conquest married, nor will prove 40
  • A dupe to thee, thine anger, or thy love.
  • Clamorous her tongue will be;--of either sex,
  • She'll gather friends around thee, and perplex
  • Thy doubtful soul; thy money she will waste
  • In the vain ramblings of a vulgar taste;
  • And will be happy to exert her power,
  • In every eye, in thine, at every hour.
  • Then wilt thou bluster--"No! I will not rest,
  • And see consumed each shilling of my chest":
  • Thou wilt be valiant--"When thy cousins call, 50
  • I will abuse and shut my door on all";
  • Thou wilt be cruel--"What the law allows,
  • That be thy portion, my ungrateful spouse!
  • Nor other shillings shalt thou then receive, }
  • And when I die--What! may I this believe? }
  • Are these true tender tears? and does my Kitty grieve? }
  • Ah! crafty vixen, thine old man has fears;
  • But weep no more! I'm melted by thy tears;
  • Spare but my money; thou shalt rule ME still,
  • And see thy cousins--there! I burn the will."-- 60
  • Thus, with example sad, our year began,
  • A wanton vixen and a weary man;
  • But had this tale in other guise been told,
  • Young let the lover be, the lady old,
  • And that disparity of years shall prove
  • No bane of peace, although some bar to love:
  • 'Tis not the worst, our nuptial ties among,
  • That joins the ancient bride and bridegroom young;--
  • Young wives, like changing winds, their power display,
  • By shifting points and varying day by day; 70
  • Now zephyrs mild, now whirlwinds in their force,
  • They sometimes speed, but often thwart our course;
  • And much experienced should that pilot be,
  • Who sails with them on life's tempestuous sea.
  • But like a trade-wind is the ancient dame,
  • Mild to your wish, and every day the same;
  • Steady as time, no sudden squalls you fear,
  • But set full sail and with assurance steer;
  • Till every danger in your way be pass'd,
  • And then she gently, mildly breathes her last; 80
  • Rich you arrive, in port awhile remain,
  • And for a second venture sail again.
  • For this, blithe Donald southward made his way,
  • And left the lasses on the banks of Tay;
  • Him to a neighbouring garden fortune sent,
  • Whom we beheld, aspiringly content:
  • Patient and mild, he sought the dame to please,
  • Who ruled the kitchen and who bore the keys.
  • Fair Lucy first, the laundry's grace and pride,
  • With smiles and gracious looks, her fortune tried; 90
  • But all in vain she praised his "pawky eyne,"
  • Where never fondness was for Lucy seen:
  • Him the mild Susan, boast of dairies, loved,
  • And found him civil, cautious, and unmoved:
  • From many a fragrant simple, Catharine's skill
  • Drew oil and essence from the boiling still;
  • But not her warmth, nor all her winning ways,
  • From his cool phlegm could Donald's spirit raise:
  • Of beauty heedless, with the merry mute,
  • To Mistress Dobson he preferr'd his suit; 100
  • There proved his service, there address'd his vows,
  • And saw her mistress--friend--protectress--spouse;
  • A butler now, he thanks his powerful bride,
  • And, like her keys, keeps constant at her side.
  • Next at our altar stood a luckless pair,
  • Brought by strong passions and a warrant there;
  • By long rent cloak, hung loosely, strove the bride,
  • From ev'ry eye what all perceived to hide;
  • While the boy-bridegroom, shuffling in his pace,
  • Now hid awhile and then exposed his face; 110
  • As shame alternately with anger strove
  • The brain confused with muddy ale to move.
  • In haste and stammering he perform'd his part,
  • And look'd the rage that rankled in his heart;
  • (So will each lover inly curse his fate,
  • Too soon made happy and made wise too late;)
  • I saw his features take a savage gloom,
  • And deeply threaten for the days to come.
  • Low spake the lass, and lisp'd and minced the while,
  • Look'd on the lad, and faintly tried to smile; 120
  • With soften'd speech and humbled tone she strove
  • To stir the embers of departed love:
  • While he, a tyrant, frowning walk'd before,
  • Felt the poor purse and sought the public door,
  • She, sadly following, in submission went,
  • And saw the final shilling foully spent;
  • Then to her father's hut the pair withdrew,
  • And bade to love and comfort long adieu!
  • Ah! fly temptation, youth, refrain! refrain!
  • I preach for ever; but I preach in vain! 130
  • Two summers since, I saw, at Lammas Fair,
  • The sweetest flower that ever blossom'd there,
  • When Phoebe Dawson gaily cross'd the Green,
  • In haste to see and happy to be seen:
  • Her air, her manners, all who saw admired,
  • Courteous though coy, and gentle though retired;
  • The joy of youth and health her eyes display'd,
  • And ease of heart her every look convey'd;
  • A native skill her simple robes express'd,
  • As with untutor'd elegance she dress'd; 140
  • The lads around admired so fair a sight,
  • And Phoebe felt, and felt she gave, delight.
  • Admirers soon of every age she gain'd,
  • Her beauty won them and her worth retain'd;
  • Envy itself could no contempt display,
  • They wish'd her well, whom yet they wish'd away.
  • Correct in thought, she judged a servant's place
  • Preserved a rustic beauty from disgrace;
  • But yet on Sunday-eve, in freedom's hour,
  • With secret joy she felt that beauty's power, 150
  • When some proud bliss upon the heart would steal,
  • That, poor or rich, a beauty still must feel.--
  • At length, the youth, ordain'd to move her breast,
  • Before the swains with bolder spirit press'd;
  • With looks less timid made his passion known,
  • And pleased by manners most unlike her own;
  • Loud though in love, and confident though young;
  • Fierce in his air, and voluble of tongue;
  • By trade a tailor, though, in scorn of trade,
  • He served the 'Squire, and brush'd the coat he made: 160
  • Yet now, would Phoebe her consent afford,
  • Her slave alone, again he'd mount the board;
  • With her should years of growing love be spent,
  • And growing wealth--she sigh'd and look'd consent.
  • Now, through the lane, up hill, and 'cross the green,
  • (Seen by but few, and blushing to be seen--
  • Dejected, thoughtful, anxious, and afraid,)
  • Led by the lover, walk'd the silent maid.
  • Slow through the meadows roved they many a mile,
  • Toy'd by each bank and trifled at each stile; 170
  • Where, as he painted every blissful view,
  • And highly colour'd what he strongly drew,
  • The pensive damsel, prone to tender fears,
  • Dimm'd the false prospect with prophetic tears.--
  • Thus pass'd th' allotted hours, till, lingering late,
  • The lover loiter'd at the master's gate;
  • There he pronounced adieu! and yet would stay,
  • Till chidden--soothed--entreated--forced away,
  • He would of coldness, though indulged, complain,
  • And oft retire and oft return again; 180
  • When, if his teasing vex'd her gentle mind,
  • The grief assumed, compell'd her to be kind!
  • For he would proof of plighted kindness crave,
  • That she resented first and then forgave,
  • And to his grief and penance yielded more
  • Than his presumption had required before.--
  • Ah! fly temptation, youth; refrain! refrain,
  • Each yielding maid and each presuming swain!
  • Lo! now with red rent cloak and bonnet black,
  • And torn green gown loose hanging at her back, 190
  • One who an infant in her arms sustains,
  • And seems in patience striving with her pains;
  • Pinch'd are her looks, as one who pines for bread,
  • Whose cares are growing and whose hopes are fled;
  • Pale her parch'd lips, her heavy eyes sunk low,
  • And tears unnoticed from their channels flow;
  • Serene her manner, till some sudden pain
  • Frets the meek soul, and then she's calm again.--
  • Her broken pitcher to the pool she takes,
  • And every step with cautious terror makes; 200
  • For not alone that infant in her arms,
  • But nearer cause, her anxious soul alarms.
  • With water burthen'd, then she picks her way,
  • Slowly and cautious, in the clinging clay;
  • Till, in mid-green, she trusts a place unsound,
  • And deeply plunges in th' adhesive ground;
  • Thence, but with pain, her slender foot she takes,
  • While hope the mind, as strength the frame, forsakes:
  • For, when so full the cup of sorrow grows,
  • Add but a drop, it instantly o'erflows. 210
  • And now her path, but not her peace, she gains,
  • Safe from her task, but shivering with her pains;
  • Her home she reaches, open leaves the door,
  • And, placing first her infant on the floor,
  • She bares her bosom to the wind, and sits,
  • And sobbing struggles with the rising fits.
  • In vain, they come; she feels th'inflating grief,
  • That shuts the swelling bosom from relief;
  • That speaks in feeble cries a soul distressed,
  • Or the sad laugh that cannot be repress'd. 220
  • The neighbour-matron leaves her wheel and flies
  • With all the aid her poverty supplies;
  • Unfee'd, the calls of Nature she obeys,
  • Not led by profit, nor allured by praise;
  • And, waiting long, till these contentions cease,
  • She speaks of comfort, and departs in peace.
  • Friend of distress! the mourner feels thy aid,
  • She cannot pay thee, but thou wilt be paid.
  • But who this child of weakness, want, and care?
  • 'Tis Phoebe Dawson, pride of Lammas Fair; 230
  • Who took her lover for his sparkling eyes,
  • Expressions warm, and love-inspiring lies.
  • Compassion first assail'd her gentle heart,
  • For all his suffering, all his bosom's smart:
  • And then his prayers! they would a savage move,
  • And win the coldest of the sex to love.
  • But ah! too soon his looks success declared,
  • Too late her loss the marriage-rite repaired;
  • The faithless flatterer then his vows forgot,
  • A captious tyrant or a noisy sot: 240
  • If present, railing, till he saw her pain'd;
  • If absent, spending what their labours gain'd;
  • Till that fair form in want and sickness pined,
  • And hope and comfort fled that gentle mind.
  • Then fly temptation, youth; resist, refrain!
  • Nor let me preach for ever and in vain!
  • Next came a well-dress'd pair, who left their coach,
  • And made, in long procession, slow approach;
  • For this gay bride had many a female friend,
  • And youths were there, this favoured youth t' attend. 250
  • Silent, nor wanting due respect, the crowd
  • Stood humbly round, and gratulation bow'd;
  • But not that silent crowd, in wonder fix'd,
  • Not numerous friends, who praise and envy mix'd,
  • Nor nymphs attending near to swell the pride
  • Of one more fair, the ever-smiling bride;
  • Nor that gay bride, adorn'd with every grace, }
  • Nor love nor joy triumphant in her face, }
  • Could from the youth's sad signs of sorrow chase. }
  • Why didst thou grieve? wealth, pleasure, freedom thine; 260
  • Vex'd it thy soul, that freedom to resign?
  • Spake Scandal truth? "Thou didst not then intend
  • So soon to bring thy wooing to an end"?
  • Or, was it, as our prating rustics say,
  • To end as soon, but in a different way?
  • 'Tis told, thy Phillis is a skilful dame,
  • Who play'd uninjured with the dangerous flame:
  • That, while, like Lovelace, thou thy coat display'd,
  • And hid the snare for her affection laid,
  • Thee, with her net, she found the means to catch, 270
  • And, at the amorous see-saw, won the match[22].
  • Yet others tell, the Captain fix'd thy doubt,
  • He'd call thee brother, or he'd call thee out.--
  • But rest the motive--all retreat too late,
  • Joy like thy bride's should on thy brow have sate;
  • The deed had then appear'd thine own intent, }
  • A glorious day, by gracious fortune sent, }
  • In each revolving year to be in triumph spent. }
  • Then in few weeks that cloudy brow had been
  • Without a wonder or a whisper seen; 280
  • And none had been so weak as to inquire,
  • "Why pouts my Lady?" or "why frowns the Squire?"
  • How fair these names, how much unlike they look
  • To all the blurr'd subscriptions in my book:
  • The bridegroom's letters stand in row above.
  • Tapering yet stout, like pine-trees in his grove;
  • While free and fine the bride's appear below,
  • As light and slender as her jasmines grow.
  • Mark now in what confusion, stoop or stand,
  • The crooked scrawls of many a clownish hand; 290
  • Now out, now in, they droop, they fall, they rise,
  • Like raw recruits drawn forth for exercise;
  • Ere yet reform'd and modell'd by the drill,
  • The free-born legs stand striding as they will.
  • Much have I tried to guide the fist along,
  • But still the blunderers placed their blottings wrong:
  • Behold these marks uncouth! how strange that men,
  • Who guide the plough, should fail to guide the pen.
  • For half a mile the furrows even lie;
  • For half an inch the letters stand awry;-- 300
  • Our peasants, strong and sturdy in the field,
  • Cannot these arms of idle students wield;
  • Like them, in feudal days, their valiant lords
  • Resign'd the pen and grasp'd their conqu'ring swords;
  • They to robed clerks and poor dependent men
  • Left the light duties of the peaceful pen;
  • Nor to their ladies wrote, but sought to prove,
  • By deeds of death, their hearts were fill'd with love.
  • But yet, small arts have charms for female eyes;
  • Our rustic nymphs the beau and scholar prize; 310
  • Unletter'd swains and ploughmen coarse they slight,
  • For those who dress, and amorous scrolls indite.
  • For Lucy Collins happier days had been,
  • Had Footman Daniel scorn'd his native green;
  • Or when he came an idle coxcomb down,
  • Had he his love reserved for lass in town;
  • To Stephen Hill she then had pledged her truth,--
  • A sturdy, sober, kind, unpolish'd youth;
  • But from the day, that fatal day she spied
  • The pride of Daniel, Daniel was her pride. 320
  • In all concerns was Stephen just and true; }
  • But coarse his doublet was and patch'd in view, }
  • And felt his stockings were, and blacker than his shoe; }
  • While Daniel's linen all was fine and fair--
  • His master wore it, and he deign'd to wear;
  • (To wear his livery, some respect might prove;
  • To wear his linen, must be sign of love:)
  • Blue was his coat, unsoil'd by spot or stain;
  • His hose were silk, his shoes of Spanish-grain;
  • A silver knot his breadth of shoulder bore; 330 }
  • A diamond buckle blazed his breast before-- }
  • Diamond he swore it was! and show'd it as he swore; }
  • Rings on his fingers shone; his milk-white hand
  • Could pick-tooth case and box for snuff command:
  • And thus, with clouded cane, a fop complete,
  • He stalk'd, the jest and glory of the street.
  • Join'd with these powers, he could so sweetly sing,
  • Talk with such toss, and saunter with such swing;
  • Laugh with such glee, and trifle with such art,
  • That Lucy's promise fail'd to shield her heart. 340
  • Stephen, meantime, to ease his amorous cares,
  • Fix'd his full mind upon his farm's affairs;
  • Two pigs, a cow, and wethers half a score,
  • Increased his stock, and still he look'd for more.
  • He, for his acres few, so duly paid,
  • That yet more acres to his lot were laid;
  • Till our chaste nymphs no longer felt disdain,
  • And prudent matrons praised the frugal swain;
  • Who, thriving well, through many a fruitful year,
  • Now clothed himself anew, and acted overseer. 350
  • Just then poor Lucy, from her friend in town,
  • Fled in pure fear, and came a beggar down;
  • Trembling, at Stephen's door she knock'd for bread-- }
  • Was chidden first, next pitied, and then fed; }
  • Then sat at Stephen's board, then shared in Stephen's bed }
  • All hope of marriage lost in her disgrace,
  • He mourns a flame revived, and she a love of lace.
  • Now to be wed a well-match'd couple came;
  • Twice had old Lodge been tied, and twice the dame;
  • Tottering they came and toying, (odious scene!) 360
  • And fond and simple, as they'd always been.
  • Children from wedlock we by laws restrain;
  • Why not prevent them, when they're such again?
  • Why not forbid the doting souls, to prove
  • Th' indecent fondling of preposterous love?
  • In spite of prudence, uncontroll'd by shame,
  • The amorous senior woos the toothless dame,
  • Relating idly, at the closing eve,
  • The youthful follies he disdains to leave;
  • Till youthful follies wake a transient fire, 370
  • When arm in arm they totter and retire.
  • So a fond pair of solemn birds, all day,
  • Blink in their seat and doze the hours away;
  • Then, by the moon awaken'd, forth they move,
  • And fright the songsters with their cheerless love.
  • So two sear trees, dry, stunted, and unsound,
  • Each other catch, when dropping to the ground;
  • Entwine their wither'd arms 'gainst wind and weather,
  • And shake their leafless heads, and drop together.
  • So two cold limbs, touch'd by Galvani's wire, 380
  • Move with new life, and feel awaken'd fire;
  • Quivering awhile, their flaccid forms remain,
  • Then turn to cold torpidity again.
  • "But ever frowns your Hymen? man and maid,
  • Are all repenting, suffering, or betray'd?"
  • Forbid it, Love! we have our couples here
  • Who hail the day in each revolving year:
  • These are with us, as in the world around;
  • They are not frequent, but they may be found.
  • Our farmers, too; what, though they fail to prove, 390
  • In Hymen's bonds, the tenderest slaves of love,
  • (Nor, like those pairs whom sentiment unites,
  • Feel they the fervour of the mind's delights:)
  • Yet, coarsely kind and comfortably gay,
  • They heap the board and hail the happy day:
  • And, though the bride, now freed from school, admits
  • Of pride implanted there some transient fits;
  • Yet soon she casts her girlish flights aside,
  • And in substantial blessings rests her pride.
  • No more she moves in measured steps, no more 400
  • Runs, with bewilder'd ear, her music o'er;
  • No more recites her French the hinds among,
  • But chides her maidens in her mother-tongue;
  • Her tambour-frame she leaves and diet spare,
  • Plain work and plenty with her house to share;
  • Till, all her varnish lost, in few short years,
  • In all her worth, the farmer's wife appears.
  • Yet not the ancient kind; nor she who gave
  • Her soul to gain--a mistress and a slave:
  • Who not to sleep allow'd the needful time; 410
  • To whom repose was loss, and sport a crime;
  • Who, in her meanest room (and all were mean),
  • A noisy drudge, from morn till night was seen;--
  • But she, the daughter, boasts a decent room,
  • Adorn'd with carpet, form'd in Wilton's loom;
  • Fair prints along the paper'd wall are spread }
  • There, Werter sees the sportive children fed, }
  • And Charlotte, here, bewails her lover dead. }
  • 'Tis here, assembled, while in space apart
  • Their husbands, drinking, warm the opening heart, 420
  • Our neighbouring dames, on festal days, unite
  • With tongues more fluent and with hearts as light;
  • Theirs is that art, which English wives alone
  • Profess--a boast and privilege their own;
  • An art it is, where each at once attends
  • To all, and claims attention from her friends,
  • When they engage the tongue, the eye, the ear,
  • Reply when list'ning, and when speaking hear:
  • The ready converse knows no dull delays,
  • "But double are the pains, and double be the praise[23]." 430
  • Yet not to those alone who bear command
  • Heaven gives a heart to hail the marriage band;
  • Among their servants, we the pairs can show,
  • Who much to love and more to prudence owe.
  • Reuben and Rachel, though as fond as doves,
  • Were yet discreet and cautious in their loves;
  • Nor would attend to Cupid's wild commands,
  • Till cool reflection bade them join their hands.
  • When both were poor, they thought it argued ill
  • Of hasty love to make them poorer still; 440
  • Year after year, with savings long laid by,
  • They bought the future dwelling's full supply;
  • Her frugal fancy cull'd the smaller ware,
  • The weightier purchase ask'd her Reuben's care;
  • Together then their last year's gain they threw,
  • And lo! an auction'd bed, with curtains neat and new.
  • Thus both, as prudence counsell'd, wisely stay'd,
  • And cheerful then the calls of Love obey'd:
  • What if, when Rachel gave her hand, 'twas one
  • Embrown'd by Winter's ice and Summer's sun? 450
  • What if, in Reuben's hair, the female eye
  • Usurping grey among the black could spy?
  • What if, in both, life's bloomy flush was lost,
  • And their full autumn felt the mellowing frost?
  • Yet time, who blow'd the rose of youth away,
  • Had left the vigorous stem without decay;
  • Like those tall elms, in Farmer Frankford's ground,
  • They'll grow no more--but all their growth is sound;
  • By time confirm'd and rooted in the land,
  • The storms they've stood, still promise they shall stand. 460
  • These are the happier pairs: their life has rest,
  • Their hopes are strong, their humble portion bless'd;
  • While those, more rash, to hasty marriage led,
  • Lament th' impatience which now stints their bread.
  • When such their union, years their cares increase;
  • Their love grows colder, and their pleasures cease;
  • In health just fed, in sickness just relieved;
  • By hardships harass'd and by children grieved;
  • In petty quarrels and in peevish strife
  • The once fond couple waste the spring of life; 470
  • But, when to age mature those children grown,
  • Find hopes and homes and hardships of their own,
  • The harass'd couple feel their lingering woes
  • Receding slowly, till they find repose.
  • Complaints and murmurs then are laid aside,
  • (By reason these subdued, and those by pride;)
  • And, taught by care, the patient man and wife
  • Agree to share the bitter-sweet of life;
  • (Life that has sorrow much and sorrow's cure,
  • Where they who most enjoy shall much endure;) 480
  • Their rest, their labours, duties, sufferings, prayers,
  • Compose the soul, and fit it for its cares;
  • Their graves before them, and their griefs behind,
  • Have each a med'cine for the rustic mind;
  • Nor has he care to whom his wealth shall go,
  • Or who shall labour with his spade and hoe;
  • But, as he lends the strength that yet remains,
  • And some dead neighbour on his bier sustains,
  • (One with whom oft he whirl'd the bounding flail,
  • Toss'd the broad coit, or took th' inspiring ale,) 490
  • "For me," (he meditates,) "shall soon be done
  • This friendly duty, when my race be run;
  • 'Twas first in trouble as in error pass'd, }
  • Dark clouds and stormy cares whole years o'ercast, }
  • But calm my setting day, and sunshine smiles at last: }
  • My vices punish'd and my follies spent,
  • Not loth to die, but yet to live content,
  • I rest";--then, casting on the grave his eye,
  • His friend compels a tear, and his own griefs a sigh.
  • Last on my list appears a match of love, 500
  • And one of virtue--happy may it prove!--
  • Sir Edward Archer is an amorous knight,
  • And maidens chaste and lovely shun his sight;
  • His bailiff's daughter suited much his taste,
  • For Fanny Price was lovely and was chaste;
  • To her the Knight with gentle looks drew near,
  • And timid voice assumed, to banish fear.--
  • "Hope of my life, dear sovereign of my breast,
  • Which, since I knew thee, knows not joy nor rest;
  • Know, thou art all that my delighted eyes, 510
  • My fondest thoughts, my proudest wishes prize;
  • And is that bosom--(what on earth so fair!)
  • To cradle some coarse peasant's sprawling heir?
  • To be that pillow which some surly swain
  • May treat with scorn and agonize with pain?
  • Art thou, sweet maid, a ploughman's wants to share,
  • To dread his insult, to support his care;
  • To hear his follies, his contempt to prove,
  • And (oh! the torment!) to endure his love;
  • Till want and deep regret those charms destroy, 520
  • That time would spare, if time were pass'd in joy?
  • With him, in varied pains, from morn till night,
  • Your hours shall pass, yourself a ruffian's right;
  • Your softest bed shall be the knotted wool;
  • Your purest drink the waters of the pool;
  • Your sweetest food will but your life sustain,
  • And your best pleasure be a rest from pain;
  • While, through each year, as health and strength abate,
  • You'll weep your woes and wonder at your fate;
  • And cry, 'Behold, as life's last cares come on, 530
  • My burthens growing when my strength is gone!'
  • "Now turn with me, and all the young desire,
  • That taste can form, that fancy can require;
  • All that excites enjoyment, or procures
  • Wealth, health, respect, delight, and love, are yours:
  • Sparkling, in cups of gold, your wines shall flow,
  • Grace that fair hand, in that dear bosom glow;
  • Fruits of each clime, and flowers, through all the year,
  • Shall on your walls and in your walks appear;
  • Where all, beholding, shall your praise repeat, 540
  • No fruit so tempting and no flower so sweet.
  • The softest carpets in your rooms shall lie,
  • Pictures of happiest loves shall meet your eye,
  • And tallest mirrors, reaching to the floor,
  • Shall show you all the object I adore;
  • Who, by the hands of wealth and fashion dress'd,
  • By slaves attended and by friends caress'd,
  • Shall move, a wonder, through the public ways,
  • And hear the whispers of adoring praise.
  • Your female friends, though gayest of the gay, 550
  • Shall see you happy, and shall, sighing, say,
  • While smother'd envy rises in the breast--
  • 'Oh! that we lived so beauteous and so bless'd!'
  • "Come then, my mistress, and my wife; for she
  • Who trusts my honour is the wife for me;
  • Your slave, your husband, and your friend employ,
  • In search of pleasures we may both enjoy."
  • To this the damsel, meekly firm, replied:
  • "My mother loved, was married, toil'd, and died;
  • With joys, she'd griefs, had troubles in her course, 560
  • But not one grief was pointed by remorse;
  • My mind is fix'd, to Heaven I resign,
  • And be her love, her life, her comforts mine."
  • Tyrants have wept; and those with hearts of steel,
  • Unused the anguish of the heart to heal,
  • Have yet the transient power of virtue known,
  • And felt th' imparted joy promote their own.
  • Our Knight, relenting, now befriends a youth,
  • Who to the yielding maid had vow'd his truth;
  • And finds in that fair deed a sacred joy, 570
  • That will not perish, and that cannot cloy--
  • A living joy, that shall its spirit keep,
  • When every beauty fades, and all the passions sleep.
  • FOOTNOTES:
  • [22] Clarissa, vol. vii. Lovelace's Letter.
  • [23] Spenser[, The Faerie Queene, Bk. II. c. ii. st. xxv.]
  • PART III.
  • _BURIALS._
  • True Christian Resignation not frequently to be seen--The Register a
  • melancholy Record--A dying Man, who at length sends for a Priest:
  • for what Purpose? answered--Old Collett of the Inn, an Instance of
  • Dr. Young's slow-sudden Death: his Character and Conduct--The
  • Manners and Management of the Widow Goe: her successful Attention
  • to Business; her Decease unexpected--The Infant-Boy of Gerard
  • Ablett dies: Reflections on his Death, and the Survivor his
  • Sister-Twin--The Funeral of the deceased Lady of the Manor
  • described: her neglected Mansion; Undertaker and Train; the
  • Character which her Monument will hereafter display--Burial of an
  • ancient Maiden: some former Drawback on her Virgin-fame;
  • Description of her House and Household; Her Manners,
  • Apprehensions, Death--Isaac Ashford, a virtuous Peasant, dies: his
  • manly Character; Reluctance to enter the Poor-House; and
  • why--Misfortune and Derangement of Intellect in Robin Dingley:
  • whence they proceeded: he is not restrained by Misery from a
  • wandering Life; his various Returns to his Parish; his final
  • Return--Wife of Farmer Frankford dies in Prime of Life; Affliction
  • in Consequence of such Death; melancholy View of her House, &c. on
  • her Family's Return from her Funeral: Address to Sorrow--Leah
  • Cousins, a Midwife: her Character; and successful Practice; at
  • length opposed by Doctor Glibb; Opposition in the Parish: Argument
  • of the Doctor; of Leah: her Failure and Decease--Burial of Roger
  • Cuff, a Sailor: his Enmity to his Family; how it originated: his
  • Experiment and its Consequence--The Register terminates--A Bell
  • heard: Inquiry, for whom? The Sexton--Character of old Dibble, and
  • the five Rectors whom he served--Reflections--Conclusion.
  • Qui vultus Acherontis atri,
  • Qui Stygia tristem, non tristis, videt,--
  • . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
  • Par ille Regi, par Superis erit.
  • _Seneca in Agamem._ [Act III. vv. 606-8.]
  • There was, 'tis said, and I believe, a time,
  • When humble Christians died with views sublime;
  • When all were ready for their faith to bleed,
  • But few to write or wrangle for their creed;
  • When lively Faith upheld the sinking heart,
  • And friends, assured to meet, prepared to part;
  • When Love felt hope, when Sorrow grew serene,
  • And all was comfort in the death-bed scene.
  • Alas! when now the gloomy king they wait,
  • 'Tis weakness yielding to resistless fate; 10
  • Like wretched men upon the ocean cast,
  • They labour hard and struggle to the last,
  • "Hope against hope," and wildly gaze around,
  • In search of help that never shall be found:
  • Nor, till the last strong billow stops the breath,
  • Will they believe them in the jaws of Death!
  • When these my records I reflecting read,
  • And find what ills these numerous births succeed;
  • What powerful griefs these nuptial ties attend,
  • With what regret these painful journeys end; 20
  • When from the cradle to the grave I look,
  • Mine I conceive a melancholy book.
  • Where now is perfect resignation seen?
  • Alas! it is not on the village-green:--
  • I've seldom known, though I have often read,
  • Of happy peasants on their dying-bed;
  • Whose looks proclaim'd that sunshine of the breast,
  • That more than hope, that Heaven itself express'd.
  • What I behold are feverish fits of strife,
  • 'Twixt fears of dying and desire of life: 30
  • Those earthly hopes, that to the last endure;
  • Those fears, that hopes superior fail to cure;
  • At best a sad submission to the doom,
  • Which, turning from the danger, lets it come.
  • Sick lies the man, bewilder'd, lost, afraid,
  • His spirits vanquish'd and his strength decay'd;
  • No hope the friend, the nurse, the doctor lend--
  • "Call then a priest, and fit him for his end."
  • A priest is call'd; 'tis now, alas! too late,
  • Death enters with him at the cottage-gate; 40
  • Or, time allow'd, he goes, assured to find
  • The self-commending, all-confiding mind;
  • And sighs to hear, what we may justly call
  • Death's common-place, the train of thought in all.
  • "True, I'm a sinner," feebly he begins,
  • "But trust in Mercy to forgive my sins";
  • (Such cool confession no past crimes excite;
  • Such claim on Mercy seems the sinner's right!)
  • "I know, mankind are frail, that God is just,
  • And pardons those who in his mercy trust; 50
  • We're sorely tempted in a world like this;
  • All men have done, and I like all, amiss;
  • But now, if spared, it is my full intent
  • On all the past to ponder and repent:
  • Wrongs against me I pardon great and small,
  • And if I die, I die in peace with all."
  • His merits thus and not his sins confess'd,
  • He speaks his hopes, and leaves to Heaven the rest.
  • Alas! are these the prospects, dull and cold,
  • That dying Christians to their priests unfold? 60
  • Or mends the prospect when th' enthusiast cries,
  • "I die assured!" and in a rapture dies?
  • Ah, where that humble, self-abasing mind,
  • With that confiding spirit, shall we find--
  • The mind that, feeling what repentance brings,
  • Dejection's terrors and Contrition's stings,
  • Feels then the hope, that mounts all care above,
  • And the pure joy that flows from pardoning love?
  • Such have I seen in death, and much deplore,
  • So many dying, that I see no more. 70
  • Lo! now my records, where I grieve to trace,
  • How Death has triumph'd in so short a space;
  • Who are the dead, how died they, I relate,
  • And snatch some portion of their acts from fate.
  • With Andrew Collett we the year begin,
  • The blind, fat landlord of the Old Crown Inn--
  • Big as his butt, and, for the self-same use,
  • To take in stores of strong fermenting juice.
  • On his huge chair beside the fire he sate,
  • In revel chief, and umpire in debate; 80
  • Each night his string of vulgar tales he told,
  • When ale was cheap and bachelors were bold:
  • His heroes all were famous in their days,
  • Cheats were his boast and drunkards had his praise;
  • "One, in three draughts, three mugs of ale took down,
  • As mugs were then--the champion of the Crown;
  • For thrice three days another lived on ale,
  • And knew no change but that of mild and stale;
  • Two thirsty soakers watch'd a vessel's side,
  • When he the tap, with dexterous hand, applied; 90
  • Nor from their seats departed, till they found
  • That butt was out and heard the mournful sound."
  • He praised a poacher, precious child of fun!
  • Who shot the keeper with his own spring-gun;
  • Nor less the smuggler who the exciseman tied,
  • And left him hanging at the birch-wood side,
  • There to expire; but one who saw him hang
  • Cut the good cord--a traitor of the gang.
  • His own exploits with boastful glee he told,
  • What ponds he emptied and what pikes he sold; 100
  • And how, when bless'd with sight alert and gay,
  • The night's amusements kept him through the day.
  • He sang the praises of those times, when all
  • "For cards and dice, as for their drink, might call;
  • When justice wink'd on every jovial crew,
  • And ten-pins tumbled in the parson's view."
  • He told, when angry wives, provoked to rail,
  • Or drive a third-day drunkard from his ale,
  • What were his triumphs, and how great the skill
  • That won the vex'd virago to his will: 110
  • Who raving came--then talk'd in milder strain--
  • Then wept, then drank, and pledged her spouse again.
  • Such were his themes: how knaves o'er laws prevail,
  • Or, when made captives, how they fly from jail;
  • The young how brave, how subtle were the old;
  • And oaths attested all that Folly told.
  • On death like his what name shall we bestow,
  • So very sudden! yet so very slow?
  • 'Twas slow:--Disease, augmenting year by year,
  • Show'd the grim king by gradual steps brought near. 120
  • 'Twas not less sudden: in the night he died,
  • He drank, he swore, he jested, and he lied;
  • Thus aiding folly with departing breath.--
  • "Beware, Lorenzo, the slow-sudden death[24]."
  • Next died the Widow Goe, an active dame,
  • Famed ten miles round, and worthy all her fame;
  • She lost her husband when their loves were young,
  • But kept her farm, her credit, and her tongue:
  • Full thirty years she ruled, with matchless skill,
  • With guiding judgment and resistless will; 130
  • Advice she scorn'd, rebellions she suppress'd,
  • And sons and servants bow'd at her behest.
  • Like that great man's, who to his Saviour came,
  • Were the strong words of this commanding dame:--
  • "Come," if she said, they came; if "go," were gone;
  • And if "do this,"--that instant it was done.
  • Her maidens told she was all eye and ear,
  • In darkness saw and could at distance hear;--
  • No parish-business in the place could stir,
  • Without direction or assent from her; 140
  • In turn she took each office as it fell,
  • Knew all their duties, and discharged them well;
  • The lazy vagrants in her presence shook,
  • And pregnant damsels fear'd her stern rebuke;
  • She look'd on want with judgment clear and cool,
  • And felt with reason and bestow'd by rule;
  • She match'd both sons and daughters to her mind,
  • And lent them eyes--for Love, she heard, was blind;
  • Yet ceaseless still she throve, alert, alive,
  • The working bee, in full or empty hive; 150
  • Busy and careful, like that working bee,
  • No time for love nor tender cares had she;
  • But when our farmers made their amorous vows,
  • She talk'd of market-steeds and patent-ploughs.
  • Not unemploy'd her evenings pass'd away,
  • Amusement closed, as business waked the day;
  • When to her toilet's brief concern she ran,
  • And conversation with her friends began,
  • Who all were welcome, what they saw, to share;
  • And joyous neighbours praised her Christmas fare, 160
  • That none around might, in their scorn, complain
  • Of Gossip Goe as greedy in her gain.
  • Thus long she reign'd, admired, if not approved;
  • Praised, if not honour'd; fear'd, if not beloved;--
  • When, as the busy days of Spring drew near,
  • That call'd for all the forecast of the year;
  • When lively hope the rising crops survey'd,
  • And April promised what September paid;
  • When stray'd her lambs where gorse and greenweed grow;
  • When rose her grass in richer vales below; 170
  • When pleased she look'd on all the smiling land,
  • And view'd the hinds who wrought at her command;
  • (Poultry in groups still follow'd where she went;)
  • Then dread o'ercame her--that her days were spent.
  • "Bless me! I die, and not a warning giv'n,--
  • With _much_ to do on Earth, and ALL for Heav'n!--
  • No reparation for my soul's affairs,
  • No leave petition'd for the barn's repairs;
  • Accounts perplex'd, my interest yet unpaid,
  • My mind unsettled, and my will unmade; 180
  • A lawyer, haste, and, in your way, a priest;
  • And let me die in one good work at least."
  • She spake, and, trembling, dropp'd upon her knees,
  • Heaven in her eye, and in her hand her keys;
  • And still the more she found her life decay,
  • With greater force she grasp'd those signs of sway:
  • Then fell and died!--In haste her sons drew near,
  • And dropp'd, in haste, the tributary tear;
  • Then from th' adhering clasp the keys unbound,
  • And consolation for their sorrows found. 190
  • Death has his infant-train; his bony arm
  • Strikes from the baby-cheek the rosy charm;
  • The brightest eye his glazing film makes dim,
  • And his cold touch sets fast the lithest limb:
  • He seized the sick'ning boy to Gerard lent[25],
  • When three days' life, in feeble cries, were spent;
  • In pain brought forth, those painful hours to stay,
  • To breathe in pain and sigh its soul away!
  • "But why thus lent, if thus recall'd again,
  • To cause and feel, to live and die, in pain?" 200
  • Or rather say, Why grievous these appear,
  • If all it pays for Heaven's eternal year;
  • If these sad sobs and piteous sighs secure
  • Delights that live, when worlds no more endure?
  • The sister-spirit long may lodge below,
  • And pains from nature, pains from reason, know;
  • Through all the common ills of life may run,
  • By hope perverted and by love undone;
  • A wife's distress, a mother's pangs, may dread,
  • And widow-tears, in bitter anguish, shed; 210
  • May at old age arrive through numerous harms,
  • With children's children in those feeble arms:
  • Nor, till by years of want and grief oppress'd,
  • Shall the sad spirit flee and be at rest!
  • Yet happier therefore shall we deem the boy,
  • Secured from anxious care and dangerous joy?
  • Not so! for then would Love Divine in vain
  • Send all the burthens weary men sustain;
  • All that now curb the passions when they rage,
  • The checks of youth and the regrets of age; 220
  • All that now bid us hope, believe, endure,
  • Our sorrow's comfort and our vice's cure;
  • All that for Heaven's high joys the spirits train,
  • And charity, the crown of all, were vain.
  • Say, will you call the breathless infant bless'd,
  • Because no cares the silent grave molest?
  • So would you deem the nursling from the wing
  • Untimely thrust and never train'd to sing;
  • But far more bless'd the bird whose grateful voice
  • Sings its own joy and makes the woods rejoice, 230
  • Though, while untaught, ere yet he charm'd the ear,
  • Hard were his trials and his pains severe!
  • Next died the Lady who yon Hall possess'd;
  • And here they brought her noble bones to rest.
  • In Town she dwelt;--forsaken stood the Hall:
  • Worms ate the floors, the tap'stry fled the wall;
  • No fire the kitchen's cheerless grate display'd;
  • No cheerful light the long-closed sash convey'd;
  • The crawling worm, that turns a summer-fly,
  • Here spun his shroud and laid him up to die 240
  • The winter-death:--upon the bed of state,
  • The bat shrill-shrieking woo'd his flickering mate;
  • To empty rooms the curious came no more, }
  • From empty cellars turn'd the angry poor, }
  • And surly beggars cursed the ever-bolted door. }
  • To one small room the steward found his way,
  • Where tenants follow'd to complain and pay;
  • Yet no complaint before the Lady came,
  • The feeling servant spared the feeble dame;
  • Who saw her farms with his observing eyes, 250
  • And answer'd all requests with his replies.
  • She came not down, her falling groves to view;
  • Why should she know, what one so faithful knew?
  • Why come, from many clamorous tongues to hear,
  • What one so just might whisper in her ear?
  • Her oaks or acres why with care explore;
  • Why learn the wants, the sufferings of the poor;
  • When one so knowing all their worth could trace,
  • And one so piteous govern'd in her place?
  • Lo! now, what dismal sons of Darkness come, 260
  • To bear this daughter of Indulgence home;
  • Tragedians all, and well arranged in black!
  • Who nature, feeling, force, expression lack;
  • Who cause no tear, but gloomily pass by,
  • And shake their sables in the wearied eye,
  • That turns disgusted from the pompous scene,
  • Proud without grandeur, with profusion, mean!
  • The tear for kindness past affection owes;
  • For worth deceased the sigh from reason flows;
  • E'en well-feign'd passion[s] for our sorrows call, 270
  • And real tears for mimic miseries fall--
  • But this poor farce has neither truth nor art,
  • To please the fancy or to touch the heart;
  • Unlike the darkness of the sky, that pours
  • On the dry ground its fertilizing showers;
  • Unlike to that which strikes the soul with dread,
  • When thunders roar and forky fires are shed;
  • Dark but not awful, dismal but yet mean,
  • With anxious bustle moves the cumbrous scene;
  • Presents no objects tender or profound, 280
  • But spreads its cold unmeaning gloom around.
  • When woes are feign'd, how ill such forms appear;
  • And oh! how needless, when the wo's sincere.
  • Slow to the vault they come, with heavy tread,
  • Bending beneath the Lady and her lead;
  • A case of elm surrounds that ponderous chest,
  • Close on that case the crimson velvet's press'd;
  • Ungenerous this, that to the worm denies,
  • With niggard-caution, his appointed prize;
  • For now, ere yet he works his tedious way, 290
  • Through cloth and wood and metal to his prey,
  • That prey dissolving shall a mass remain,
  • That fancy loathes and worms themselves disdain.
  • But see! the master-mourner makes his way,
  • To end his office for the coffin'd clay;
  • Pleased that our rustic men and maids behold
  • His plate like silver, and his studs like gold,
  • As they approach to spell the age, the name,
  • And all the titles of th' illustrious dame.--
  • This as (my duty done) some scholar read, 300
  • A village-father look'd disdain and said:
  • "Away, my friends! why take such pains to know
  • What some brave marble soon in church shall show?
  • Where not alone her gracious name shall stand,
  • But how she lived--the blessing of the land;
  • How much we all deplored the noble dead,
  • What groans we utter'd and what tears we shed;
  • Tears, true as those, which in the sleepy eyes
  • Of weeping cherubs on the stone shall rise;
  • Tears, true as those, which, ere she found her grave, 310
  • The noble Lady to our sorrows gave."
  • Down by the church-way walk, and where the brook
  • Winds round the chancel like a shepherd's crook,
  • In that small house, with those green pales before,
  • Where jasmine trails on either side the door;
  • Where those dark shrubs that now grow wild at will,
  • Were clipp'd in form and tantalized with skill;
  • Where cockles blanch'd and pebbles neatly spread,
  • Form'd shining borders for the larkspurs' bed--
  • There lived a Lady, wise, austere, and nice, 320
  • Who show'd her virtue by her scorn of vice.
  • In the dear fashions of her youth she dress'd,
  • A pea-green Joseph was her favourite vest;
  • Erect she stood, she walk'd with stately mien,
  • Tight was her length of stays, and she was tall and lean.
  • There long she lived in maiden-state immured,
  • From looks of love and treacherous man secured;
  • Though evil fame (but that was long before)
  • Had blown her dubious blast at Catherine's door.
  • A Captain thither, rich from India, came, 330
  • And though a cousin call'd, it touch'd her fame:
  • Her annual stipend rose from his behest,
  • And all the long-prized treasures she possess'd:--
  • If aught like joy awhile appear'd to stay
  • In that stern face, and chase those frowns away,
  • 'Twas when her treasures she disposed for view,
  • And heard the praises to their splendour due;
  • Silks beyond price, so rich, they'd stand alone,
  • And diamonds blazing on the buckled zone;
  • Rows of rare pearls by curious workmen set, 340
  • And bracelets fair in box of glossy jet;
  • Bright polish'd amber precious from its size,
  • Or forms the fairest fancy could devise.
  • Her drawers of cedar, shut with secret springs,
  • Conceal'd the watch of gold and rubied rings;
  • Letters, long proofs of love, and verses fine
  • Round the pink'd rims of crisped Valentine.
  • Her china-closet, cause of daily care,
  • For woman's wonder held her pencill'd ware;
  • That pictured wealth of China and Japan, 350
  • Like its cold mistress, shunn'd the eye of man.
  • Her neat small room, adorn'd with maiden-taste,
  • A clipp'd French puppy, first of favourites, graced;
  • A parrot next, but dead and stuff'd with art;
  • (For Poll, when living, lost the Lady's heart,
  • And then his life; for he was heard to speak
  • Such frightful words as tinged his Lady's cheek;)
  • Unhappy bird! who had no power to prove,
  • Save by such speech, his gratitude and love.
  • A grey old cat his whiskers lick'd beside; 360
  • A type of sadness in the house of pride.
  • The polish'd surface of an India chest,
  • A glassy globe, in frame of ivory, press'd;
  • Where swam two finny creatures: one of gold,
  • Of silver one, both beauteous to behold.
  • All these were form'd the guiding taste to suit;
  • The beasts well-manner'd and the fishes mute.
  • A widow'd Aunt was there, compelled by need
  • The nymph to flatter and her tribe to feed;
  • Who, veiling well her scorn, endured the clog, 370
  • Mute as the fish and fawning as the dog.
  • As years increased, these treasures, her delight,
  • Arose in value in their owner's sight:
  • A miser knows that, view it as he will,
  • A guinea kept is but a guinea still;
  • And so he puts it to its proper use,
  • That something more this guinea may produce:
  • But silks and rings, in the possessor's eyes,
  • The oft'ner seen, the more in value rise,
  • And thus are wisely hoarded to bestow 380
  • The kind of pleasure that with years will grow.
  • But what avail'd their worth--if worth had they--
  • In the sad summer of her slow decay?
  • Then we beheld her turn an anxious look
  • From trunks and chests, and fix it on her book--
  • A rich-bound Book of Prayer the Captain gave,
  • (Some Princess had it, or was said to have;)
  • And then once more, on all her stores, look round,
  • And draw a sigh so piteous and profound,
  • That told, "Alas! how hard from these to part, 390
  • And for new hopes and habits form the heart!
  • What shall I do," (she cried,) "my peace of mind
  • To gain in dying, and to die resign'd?"
  • "Hear," we return'd;--"these baubles cast aside,
  • Nor give thy God a rival in thy pride;
  • Thy closets shut, and ope thy kitchen's door;
  • _There_ own thy failings, _here_ invite the poor;
  • A friend of Mammon let thy bounty make; }
  • For widows' prayers thy vanities forsake; }
  • And let the hungry of thy pride partake: 400 }
  • Then shall thy inward eye with joy survey
  • The angel Mercy tempering Death's delay!"
  • Alas! 'twas hard; the treasures still had charms,
  • Hope still its flattery, sickness its alarms;
  • Still was the same unsettled, clouded view,
  • And the same plaintive cry, "What shall I do?"
  • Nor change appear'd: for when her race was run,
  • Doubtful we all exclaim'd, "What has been done?"
  • Apart she lived, and still she lies alone;
  • Yon earthy heap awaits the flattering stone, 410
  • On which invention shall be long employ'd,
  • To show the various worth of Catherine Lloyd.
  • Next to these ladies, but in nought allied,
  • A noble Peasant, Isaac Ashford, died.
  • Noble he was, contemning all things mean,
  • His truth unquestion'd and his soul serene;
  • Of no man's presence Isaac felt afraid;
  • At no man's question Isaac look'd dismay'd:
  • Shame knew him not, he dreaded no disgrace;
  • Truth, simple truth, was written in his face; 420
  • Yet while the serious thought his soul approved,
  • Cheerful he seem'd, and gentleness he loved.
  • To bliss domestic he his heart resign'd,
  • And, with the firmest, had the fondest mind.
  • Were others joyful, he look'd smiling on,
  • And gave allowance where he needed none;
  • Good he refused with future ill to buy,
  • Nor knew a joy that caused reflection's sigh;
  • A friend to virtue, his unclouded breast
  • No envy stung, no jealousy distress'd; 430
  • (Bane of the poor! it wounds their weaker mind,
  • To miss one favour which their neighbours find.)
  • Yet far was he from stoic pride removed;
  • He felt humanely, and he warmly loved.
  • I mark'd his action, when his infant died,
  • And his old neighbour for offence was tried;
  • The still tears, stealing down that furrow'd cheek,
  • Spoke pity, plainer than the tongue can speak.
  • If pride were his, 'twas not their vulgar pride,
  • Who, in their base contempt, the great deride; 440
  • Nor pride in learning,--though my clerk agreed,
  • If fate should call him, Ashford might succeed;
  • Nor pride in rustic skill, although we knew
  • None his superior, and his equals few:--
  • But, if that spirit in his soul had place,
  • It was the jealous pride that shuns disgrace:
  • A pride in honest fame, by virtue gain'd,
  • In sturdy boys to virtuous labours train'd;
  • Pride in the power that guards his country's coast,
  • And all that Englishmen enjoy and boast; 450
  • Pride in a life that slander's tongue defied,--
  • In fact, a noble passion, misnamed pride.
  • He had no party's rage, no sect'ry's whim;
  • Christian and countryman was all with him.
  • True to his church he came; no Sunday-shower
  • Kept him at home in that important hour;
  • Nor his firm feet could one persuading sect,
  • By the strong glare of their new light, direct;--
  • "On hope, in mine own sober light, I gaze,
  • But should be blind and lose it, in your blaze." 460
  • In times severe, when many a sturdy swain
  • Felt it his pride, his comfort, to complain,
  • Isaac their wants would soothe, his own would hide,
  • And feel in that his comfort and his pride.
  • At length he found, when seventy years were run,
  • His strength departed, and his labour done;
  • When he, save honest fame, retain'd no more,
  • But lost his wife and saw his children poor:
  • 'Twas then, a spark of--say not, discontent--
  • Struck on his mind, and thus he gave it vent: 470
  • "Kind are your laws, ('tis not to be denied,)
  • That in yon house for ruin'd age provide,
  • And they are just;--when young, we give you all,
  • And for assistance in our weakness call.--
  • Why then this proud reluctance to be fed,
  • To join your poor, and eat the parish-bread?
  • But yet I linger, loth with him to feed,
  • Who gains his plenty by the sons of need;
  • He who, by contract, all your paupers took,
  • And gauges stomachs with an anxious look. 480
  • On some old master I could well depend;
  • See him with joy and thank him as a friend;
  • But ill on him, who doles the day's supply,
  • And counts our chances, who at night may die:
  • Yet help me, Heav'n! and let me not complain
  • Of what I suffer, but my fate sustain."
  • Such were his thoughts, and so resign'd he grew;
  • Daily he placed the workhouse in his view!
  • But came not there, for sudden was his fate:
  • He dropp'd, expiring, at his cottage-gate. 490
  • I feel his absence in the hours of prayer,
  • And view his seat and sigh for Isaac there:
  • I see no more those white locks thinly spread
  • Round the bald polish of that honoured head;
  • No more that awful glance on playful wight,
  • Compell'd to kneel and tremble at the sight,
  • To fold his fingers, all in dread the while,
  • Till Mister Ashford soften'd to a smile;
  • No more that meek and suppliant look in prayer,
  • Nor the pure faith (to give it force), are there;-- 500
  • But he is bless'd, and I lament no more
  • A wise good man, contented to be poor.
  • Then died a Rambler: not the one who sails
  • And trucks, for female favours, beads and nails;
  • Not one, who posts from place to place--of men
  • And manners treating with a flying pen;
  • Not he, who climbs, for prospects, Snowd[o]n's height,
  • And chides the clouds that intercept the sight;
  • No curious shell, rare plant, or brilliant spar,
  • Enticed our traveller from his home so far; 500
  • But all the reason, by himself assign'd
  • For so much rambling, was, a restless mind;
  • As on, from place to place, without intent,
  • Without reflection, Robin Dingley went.
  • Not thus by nature;--never man was found
  • Less prone to wander from his parish-bound:
  • Claudian's old Man, to whom all scenes were new,
  • Save those where he and where his apples grew,
  • Resembled Robin, who around would look,
  • And his horizon for the earth's mistook. 520
  • To this poor swain a keen Attorney came:--
  • "I give thee joy, good fellow! on thy name;
  • The rich old Dingley's dead;--no child has he,
  • Nor wife, nor will; his ALL is left for thee:
  • To be his fortune's heir thy claim is good;
  • Thou hast the name, and we will prove the blood."
  • The claim was made; 'twas tried--it would not stand;
  • They proved the blood, but were refused the land.
  • Assured of wealth, this man of simple heart,
  • To every friend had predisposed a part: 530
  • His wife had hopes indulged of various kind;
  • The three Miss Dingleys had their school assign'd,
  • Masters were sought for what they each required,
  • And books were bought and harpsichords were hired:
  • So high was hope;--the failure touch'd his brain,
  • And Robin never was himself again.
  • Yet he no wrath, no angry wish express'd,
  • But tried, in vain, to labour or to rest;
  • Then cast his bundle on his back, and went
  • He knew not whither, nor for what intent. 540
  • Years fled;--of Robin all remembrance past,
  • When home he wander'd in his rags at last.
  • A sailor's jacket on his limbs was thrown,
  • A sailor's story he had made his own;
  • Had suffer'd battles, prisons, tempests, storms,
  • Encountering death in all his ugliest forms.
  • His cheeks were haggard, hollow was his eye,
  • Where madness lurk'd, conceal'd in misery;
  • Want, and th' ungentle world, had taught a part,
  • And prompted cunning to that simple heart: 550
  • He now bethought him, he would roam no more,
  • But live at home and labour as before.
  • Here clothed and fed, no sooner he began
  • To round and redden, than away he ran;
  • His wife was dead, their children past his aid:
  • So, unmolested, from his home he stray'd.
  • Six years elapsed, when, worn with want and pain,
  • Came Robin, wrapt in all his rags, again.--
  • We chide, we pity;--placed among our poor,
  • He fed again, and was a man once more. 560
  • As when a gaunt and hungry fox is found,
  • Entrapp'd alive in some rich hunter's ground;
  • Fed for the field, although each day's a feast,
  • _Fatten_ you may, but never _tame_ the beast;
  • A house protects him, savoury viands sustain;
  • But loose his neck and off he goes again:
  • So stole our vagrant from his warm retreat,
  • To rove a prowler and be deem'd a cheat.
  • Hard was his fare; for, him at length we saw,
  • In cart convey'd and laid supine on straw. 570
  • His feeble voice now spoke a sinking heart;
  • His groans now told the motions of the cart;
  • And when it stopp'd, he tried in vain to stand;
  • Closed was his eye, and clench'd his clammy hand;
  • Life ebb'd apace, and our best aid no more
  • Could his weak sense or dying heart restore:
  • But now he fell, a victim to the snare,
  • That vile attorneys for the weak prepare--
  • They who, when profit or resentment call,
  • Heed not the groaning victim they enthrall. 580
  • Then died lamented, in the strength of life,
  • A valued Mother and a faithful Wife;
  • Call'd not away, when time had loosed each hold
  • On the fond heart, and each desire grew cold;
  • But when, to all that knit us to our kind,
  • She felt fast-bound, as charity can bind--
  • Not, when the ills of age, its pain, its care,
  • The drooping spirit for its fate prepare;
  • And each affection, failing, leaves the heart
  • Loosed from life's charm and willing to depart-- 590
  • But all her ties the strong invader broke,
  • In all their strength, by one tremendous stroke!
  • Sudden and swift the eager pest came on,
  • And terror grew, till every hope was gone;
  • Still those around appear'd for hope to seek!
  • But view'd the sick, and were afraid to speak.--
  • Slowly they bore, with solemn step, the dead;
  • When grief grew loud and bitter tears were shed,
  • My part began; a crowd drew near the place,
  • Awe in each eye, alarm in every face: 600
  • So swift the ill, and of so fierce a kind,
  • That fear with pity mingled in each mind;
  • Friends with the husband came their griefs to blend;
  • For good-man Frankford was to all a friend.
  • The last-born boy they held above the bier;
  • He knew not grief, but cries express'd his fear;
  • Each different age and sex reveal'd its pain,
  • In now a louder, now a lower strain;
  • While the meek father, listening to their tones,
  • Swell'd the full cadence of the grief by groans. 610
  • The elder sister strove her pangs to hide,
  • And soothing words to younger minds applied
  • "Be still, be patient," oft she strove to say;
  • But fail'd as oft, and weeping turn'd away.
  • Curious and sad, upon the fresh-dug hill,
  • The village-lads stood melancholy still;
  • And idle children, wandering to-and-fro,
  • As Nature guided, took the tone of wo.
  • Arrived at home, how then they gazed around,
  • In every place--where she no more was found; 620
  • The seat at table she was wont to fill;
  • The fire-side chair, still set, but vacant still;
  • The garden-walks, a labour all her own,
  • The latticed bower, with trailing shrubs o'ergrown;
  • The Sunday-pew she fill'd with all her race--
  • Each place of hers, was now a sacred place,
  • That, while it call'd up sorrows in the eyes,
  • Pierced the full heart and forced them still to rise.
  • Oh sacred sorrow! by whom souls are tried,
  • Sent not to punish mortals, but to guide; 630
  • If thou art mine, (and who shall proudly dare
  • To tell his Maker, he has had his share?)
  • Still let me feel for what thy pangs are sent,
  • And be my guide and not my punishment!
  • Of Leah Cousins next the name appears,
  • With honours crown'd and bless'd with length of years,
  • Save that she lived to feel, in life's decay,
  • The pleasure die, the honours drop away.
  • A matron she, whom every village-wife
  • View'd as the help and guardian of her life; 640
  • Fathers and sons, indebted to her aid,
  • Respect to her and her profession paid;
  • Who in the house of plenty largely fed,
  • Yet took her station at the pauper's bed;
  • Nor from that duty could be bribed again,
  • While fear or danger urged her to remain.
  • In her experience all her friends relied;
  • Heaven was her help and nature was her guide.
  • Thus Leah lived, long trusted, much caress'd,
  • Till a Town-Dame a youthful Farmer bless'd; 650
  • A gay vain bride, who would example give
  • To that poor village where she deign'd to live;
  • Some few months past, she sent, in hour of need,
  • For Doctor Glibb, who came with wond'rous speed:
  • Two days he waited, all his art applied,
  • To save the mother when her infant died:--
  • "'Twas well I came," at last he deign'd to say;
  • "'Twas wondrous well"--and proudly rode away.
  • The news ran round:--"How vast the Doctor's pow'r!
  • He saved the Lady in the trying hour; 660
  • Saved her from death, when she was dead to hope,
  • And her fond husband had resign'd her up:
  • So all, like her, may evil fate defy,
  • If Doctor Glibb, with saving hand, be nigh."
  • Fame (now his friend), fear, novelty, and whim,
  • And fashion, sent the varying sex to him:
  • From this, contention in the village rose,
  • And _these_ the Dame espoused, the Doctor _those_:
  • The wealthier part, to him and science went;
  • With luck and her the poor remain'd content. 670
  • The matron sigh'd; for she was vex'd at heart,
  • With so much profit, so much fame, to part:
  • "So long successful in my art," she cried,
  • "And this proud man, so young and so untried!"
  • "Nay," said the Doctor, "dare you trust your wives,
  • The joy, the pride, the solace of your lives,
  • To one who acts and knows no reason why,
  • But trusts, poor hag! to luck for an ally?--
  • Who, on experience, can her claims advance,
  • And own the powers of accident and chance? 680
  • A whining dame, who prays in danger's view,
  • (A proof she knows not what beside to do;)
  • What's her experience? In the time that's gone,
  • Blundering she wrought, and still she blunders on:--
  • What is Nature? One who acts in aid
  • Of gossips half asleep, and half afraid.
  • With such allies I scorn my fame to blend,
  • Skill is my luck and courage is my friend;
  • No slave to Nature, 'tis my chief delight
  • To win my way and act in her despite:-- 690
  • "Trust then my art, that, in itself complete,
  • Needs no assistance and fears no defeat."
  • Warm'd by her well-spiced ale and aiding pipe,
  • The angry matron grew for contest ripe.
  • "Can you," she said, "ungrateful and unjust,
  • Before experience, ostentation trust!
  • What is your hazard, foolish daughters, tell?
  • If safe, you're certain; if secure, you're well:
  • That I have luck must friend and foe confess,
  • And what's good judgment but a lucky guess? 700
  • _He_ boasts but what he _can_ do:--will you run
  • From me, your friend! who, all _he_ boasts, _have_ done?
  • By proud and learned words his powers are known;
  • By healthy boys and handsome girls my own.
  • Wives! fathers! children! by my help you live;
  • Has this pale Doctor more than life to give?
  • No stunted cripple hops the village round;
  • Your hands are active and your heads are sound:
  • My lads are all your fields and flocks require;
  • My lasses all those sturdy lads admire. 710
  • Can this proud leech, with all his boasted skill,
  • Amend the soul or body, wit or will?
  • Does he for courts the sons of farmers frame,
  • Or make the daughter differ from the dame?
  • Or, whom he brings into this world of wo,
  • Prepares he them their part to undergo?
  • If not, this stranger from your doors repel,
  • And be content to _be_, and to be _well_."
  • She spake; but, ah! with words too strong and plain;
  • Her warmth offended, and her truth was vain: 720
  • The _many_ left her, and the friendly _few_,
  • If never colder, yet they older grew;
  • Till, unemploy'd, she felt her spirits droop,
  • And took, insidious aid! th' inspiring cup;
  • Grew poor and peevish as her powers decay'd,
  • And propp'd the tottering frame with stronger aid;--
  • Then died!--I saw our careful swains convey,
  • From this our changeful world, the matron's clay,
  • Who to this world, at least, with equal care,
  • Brought them its changes, good and ill to share. 730
  • Now to his grave was Roger Cuff convey'd,
  • And strong resentment's lingering spirit laid.
  • Shipwreck'd in youth, he home return'd, and found
  • His brethren three--and thrice they wish'd him drown'd.
  • "Is this a landman's love? Be certain then,
  • We part for ever!"--and they cried, "Amen!"
  • His words were truth's.--Some forty summers fled;
  • His brethren died; his kin supposed him dead:
  • Three nephews these, one sprightly niece, and one,
  • Less near in blood--they call'd him _surly John_; 740
  • He work'd in woods apart from all his kind.
  • Fierce were his looks and moody was his mind.
  • For home the Sailor now began to sigh:--
  • "The dogs are dead, and I'll return and die;
  • When all I have, my gains, in years of care,
  • The younger Cuffs with kinder souls shall share.--
  • Yet hold! I'm rich;--with one consent they'll say,
  • 'You're welcome, Uncle, as the flowers in May.'
  • No; I'll disguise me, be in tatters dress'd,
  • And best befriend the lads who treat me best." 750
  • Now all his kindred,--neither rich nor poor--
  • Kept the wolf want some distance from the door.
  • In piteous plight he knock'd at George's gate,
  • And begg'd for aid, as he described his state;--
  • But stern was George:--"Let them who had thee strong,
  • Help thee to drag thy weaken'd frame along;
  • To us a stranger, while your limbs would move,
  • From us depart and try a stranger's love:--
  • Ha! dost thou murmur?"--for, in Roger's throat,
  • Was "Rascal!" rising with disdainful note. 760
  • To pious James he then his prayer address'd;--
  • "Good lack," quoth James, "thy sorrows pierce my breast;
  • And, had I wealth, as have my brethren twain,
  • One board should feed us and one roof contain.
  • But plead I will thy cause and I will pray;
  • And so farewell! Heaven help thee on thy way!"
  • "Scoundrel!" said Roger, (but apart;)--and told
  • His case to Peter;--Peter too was cold;--
  • "The rates are high; we have a-many poor;
  • But I will think,"--he said, and shut the door. 770
  • Then the gay Niece the seeming pauper press'd:--
  • "Turn, Nancy, turn, and view this form distress'd;
  • Akin to thine is this declining frame,
  • And this poor beggar claims an Uncle's name."
  • "Avaunt! begone!" the courteous maiden said,
  • "Thou vile impostor! Uncle Roger's dead:
  • I hate thee, beast; thy look my spirit shocks!
  • Oh! that I saw thee starving in the stocks!"
  • "My gentle niece!" he said--and sought the wood.--
  • "I hunger, fellow; prithee, give me food!" 780
  • "Give! am I rich? This hatchet take, and try
  • Thy proper strength, nor give those limbs the lie;
  • Work, feed thyself, to thine own powers appeal,
  • Nor whine out woes, thine own right-hand can heal:
  • And while that hand is thine and thine a leg,
  • Scorn of the proud or of the base to beg."
  • "Come, surly John, thy wealthy kinsman view,"
  • Old Roger said:--"thy words are brave and true;
  • Come, live with me: we'll vex those scoundrel-boys,
  • And that prim shrew shall, envying, hear our joys.-- 790
  • Tobacco's glorious fume all day we'll share,
  • With beef and brandy kill all kinds of care;
  • We'll beer and biscuit on our table heap,
  • And rail at rascals, till we fall asleep."
  • Such was their life; but when the woodman died,
  • His grieving kin for Roger's smiles applied--
  • In vain; he shut, with stern rebuke, the door,
  • And dying, built a refuge for the poor:
  • With this restriction, That no Cuff should share
  • One meal, or shelter for one moment there. 800
  • My record ends:--But hark! e'en now I hear
  • The bell of death, and know not whose to fear.
  • Our farmers all, and all our hinds were well;
  • In no man's cottage danger seem'd to dwell;--
  • Yet death of man proclaim these heavy chimes,
  • For thrice they sound, with pausing space, three times.
  • "Go; of my sexton seek, Whose days are sped?--
  • "What! he, himself!--and is old Dibble dead?"
  • His eightieth year he reach'd, still undecay'd,
  • And rectors five to one close vault convey'd:-- 810
  • But he is gone; his care and skill I lose,
  • And gain a mournful subject for my Muse:
  • His masters lost, he'd oft in turn deplore,
  • And kindly add,--"Heaven grant, I lose no more!"
  • Yet, while he spake, a sly and pleasant glance
  • Appear'd at variance with his complaisance:
  • For, as he told their fate and varying worth,
  • He archly look'd,--"I yet may bear thee forth."
  • "When first"--(he so began)--"my trade I plied,
  • Good master Addle was the parish-guide; 820
  • His clerk and sexton, I beheld with fear
  • His stride majestic, and his frown severe;
  • A noble pillar of the church he stood,
  • Adorn'd with college-gown and parish-hood.
  • Then as he paced the hallow'd aisles about,
  • He fill'd the sevenfold surplice fairly out!
  • But in his pulpit, wearied down with prayer,
  • He sat and seem'd as in his study's chair;
  • For while the anthem swell'd, and when it ceased,
  • Th' expecting people view'd their slumbering priest: 830
  • Who, dozing, died.--Our Parson Peele was next;
  • 'I will not spare you,' was his favourite text;
  • Nor did he spare, but raised them many a pound;
  • Ev'n me he mulct for my poor rood of ground;
  • Yet cared he nought, but with a gibing speech,
  • 'What should I do,' quoth he, 'but what _I_ preach?'
  • His piercing jokes (and he'd a plenteous store)
  • Were daily offer'd both to rich and poor;
  • His scorn, his love, in playful words he spoke;
  • His pity, praise, and promise, were a joke: 840
  • But though so young and bless'd with spirits high,
  • He died as grave as any judge could die:
  • The strong attack subdued his lively powers,--
  • His was the grave, and Doctor Grandspear ours.
  • Then were there golden times the village round;
  • In his abundance all appear'd t' abound;
  • Liberal and rich, a plenteous board he spread,
  • E'en cool Dissenters at his table fed,
  • Who wish'd, and hoped,--and thought a man so kind
  • A way to Heaven, though not their own, might find; 850
  • To them, to all, he was polite and free,
  • Kind to the poor, and, ah! most kind to me:
  • 'Ralph,' would he say, 'Ralph Dibble, thou art old;
  • That doublet fit, 'twill keep thee from the cold.
  • How does my sexton?--What! the times are hard;
  • Drive that stout pig, and pen him in thy yard.'
  • But most, his rev'rence loved a mirthful jest:--
  • 'Thy coat is thin; why, man, thou'rt _barely_ dress'd;
  • It's worn to th' thread; but I have nappy beer;
  • Clap that within, and see how they will wear!' 860
  • "Gay days were these; but they were quickly past:
  • When first he came, we found he cou'dn't last:
  • A whoreson cough (and at the fall of leaf)
  • Upset him quite;--but what's the gain of grief?
  • "Then came the Author-Rector; his delight
  • Was all in books; to read them, or to write:
  • Women and men he strove alike to shun,
  • And hurried homeward when his tasks were done,
  • Courteous enough, but careless what he said,
  • For points of learning he reserved his head; 870
  • And, when addressing either poor or rich,
  • He knew no better than his cassock which.
  • He, like an osier, was of pliant kind,
  • Erect by nature, but to bend inclined;
  • Not like a creeper falling to the ground,
  • Or meanly catching on the neighbours round.--
  • Careless was he of surplice, hood, and band--
  • And kindly took them as they came to hand;
  • Nor, like the doctor, wore a world of hat,
  • As if he sought for dignity in that. 880
  • He talk'd, he gave, but not with cautious rules,
  • Nor turn'd from gipsies, vagabonds, or fools;
  • It was his nature, but they thought it whim,
  • And so our beaux and beauties turn'd from him.
  • Of questions much he wrote, profound and dark--
  • How spake the serpent, and where stopp'd the ark;
  • From what far land the Queen of Sheba came;
  • Who Salem's priest, and what his father's name;
  • He made the Song of Songs its mysteries yield,
  • And Revelations, to the world, reveal'd. 890
  • He sleeps i' the aisle--but not a stone records
  • His name or fame, his actions or his words:
  • And, truth, your reverence, when I look around,
  • And mark the tombs in our sepulchral ground,
  • (Though dare I not of one man's hope to doubt),
  • I'd join the party who repose without,
  • "Next came a youth from Cambridge, and, in truth,
  • He was a sober and a comely youth;
  • He blush'd in meekness as a modest man,
  • And gain'd attention ere his task began; 900
  • When preaching, seldom ventured on reproof,
  • But touch'd his neighbours tenderly enough.
  • Him, in his youth, a clamorous sect assail'd,
  • Advised and censured, flatter'd,--and prevail'd.--
  • Then did he much his sober hearers vex,
  • Confound the simple, and the sad perplex;
  • To a new style his reverence rashly took;
  • Loud grew his voice, to threat'ning swell'd his look;
  • Above, below, on either side, he gazed,
  • Amazing all, and most himself amazed: 910
  • No more he read his preachments pure and plain,
  • But launch'd outright, and rose and sank again:
  • At times he smiled in scorn, at times he wept, }
  • And such sad coil with words of vengeance kept, }
  • That our best sleepers started as they slept. }
  • "'Conviction comes like lightning,' he would cry;
  • 'In vain you seek it, and in vain you fly;
  • 'Tis like the rushing of the mighty wind,
  • Unseen its progress, but its power you find;
  • It strikes the child ere yet its reason wakes; 920
  • His reason fled, the ancient sire it shakes.
  • The proud, learn'd man, and him who loves to know
  • How and from whence these gusts of grace will blow,
  • It shuns,--but sinners in their way impedes,
  • And sots and harlots visits in their deeds:
  • Of faith and penance it supplies the place; }
  • Assures the vilest that they live by grace, }
  • And, without running, makes them win the race.' }
  • "Such was the doctrine our young prophet taught;
  • And here conviction, there confusion wrought; 930
  • When his thin cheek assumed a deadly hue,
  • And all the rose to one small spot withdrew:
  • They call'd it hectic; 'twas a fiery flush,
  • More fix'd and deeper than the maiden blush;
  • His paler lips the pearly teeth disclosed,
  • And lab'ring lungs the length'ning speech opposed.
  • No more his span-girth shanks and quiv'ring thighs
  • Upheld a body of the smaller size;
  • But down he sank upon his dying bed,
  • And gloomy crotchets fill'd his wandering head.-- 940
  • "'Spite of my faith, all-saving faith,' he cried,
  • 'I fear of worldly works the wicked pride;
  • Poor as I am, degraded, abject, blind,
  • The good I've wrought still rankles in my mind;
  • My alms-deeds all, and every deed I've done,
  • My moral-rags defile me, every one;
  • It should not be--what say'st thou? tell me, Ralph.'
  • Quoth I, 'Your reverence, I believe, you're safe;
  • Your faith's your prop, nor have you pass'd such time
  • In life's good-works as swell them to a crime. 950
  • If I of pardon for my sins were sure,
  • About my goodness I would rest secure.'
  • "Such was his end; and mine approaches fast;
  • I've seen my best of preachers--and my last."--
  • He bow'd, and archly smiled at what he said,
  • Civil but sly:--"And is old Dibble dead?"
  • Yes! he is gone: and WE are going all;
  • Like flowers we wither, and like leaves we fall;--
  • Here, with an infant, joyful sponsors come,
  • Then bear the new-made Christian to its home; 960
  • A few short years, and we behold him stand,
  • To ask a blessing, with his bride in hand:
  • A few, still seeming shorter, and we hear
  • His widow weeping at her husband's bier:--
  • Thus, as the months succeed, shall infants take
  • Their names; thus parents shall the child forsake;
  • Thus brides again and bridegrooms blithe shall kneel,
  • By love or law compell'd their vows to seal,
  • Ere I again, or one like me, explore
  • These simple annals of the VILLAGE POOR. 970
  • FOOTNOTES:
  • [24] Young's _The Complaint, or Night Thoughts, Night_ I.
  • [25] See p. 170.
  • THE BIRTH OF FLATTERY.
  • The Subject--Poverty and Cunning described--When united, a jarring
  • Couple--Mutual Reproof--The Wife consoled by a Dream--Birth of a
  • Daughter--Description and Prediction of Envy--How to be rendered
  • ineffectual, explained in a Vision--Simulation foretells the
  • future Success and Triumphs of Flattery--Her Power over various
  • Characters and different Minds; over certain Classes of Men; over
  • Envy himself--Her successful Art of softening the Evils of Life;
  • of changing Characters; of meliorating Prospects, and affixing
  • Value to Possessions, Pictures, &c.--Conclusion.
  • Omnia habeo, nec quicquam habeo [...]
  • Quidquid dicunt, laudo; id rursum si negant, laudo id quoque.
  • Negat quis, nego; ait, aio. Postremò imperavi egomet mihi
  • Omnia assentari.
  • _Terent. in Eunuch._ [Act II. Sc. 2.]
  • It has been held in ancient rules,
  • That flattery is the food of fools;
  • Yet now and then your men of wit
  • Will condescend to taste a bit.
  • _Swift_[, Cadenus and Vanessa.]
  • Muse of my Spenser, who so well could sing
  • The passions all, their bearings and their ties;
  • Who could in view those shadowy beings bring,
  • And with bold hand remove each dark disguise,
  • Wherein love, hatred, scorn, or anger lies:
  • Guide him to Fairy-land, who now intends
  • That way his flight; assist him as he flies,
  • To mark those passions, Virtue's foes and friends,
  • By whom when led she droops, when leading she ascends.
  • Yes! they appear, I see the fairy-train! 10
  • And who that modest nymph of meek address?
  • Not Vanity, though loved by all the vain;
  • Not Hope, though promising to all success;
  • Nor Mirth, nor Joy, though foe to all distress;
  • Thee, sprightly syren, from this train I choose,
  • Thy birth relate, thy soothing arts confess;
  • 'Tis not in thy mild nature to refuse,
  • When poets ask thine aid, so oft their meed and muse.
  • * * * * *
  • In Fairy-land, on wide and cheerless plain,
  • Dwelt, in the house of Care, a sturdy swain; 20
  • A hireling he, who, when he till'd the soil,
  • Look'd to the pittance that repaid his toil;
  • And to a master left the mingled joy
  • And anxious care that follow'd his employ.
  • Sullen and patient he at once appear'd,
  • As one who murmur'd, yet as one who fear'd;
  • Th' attire was coarse that clothed his sinewy frame,
  • Rude his address, and Poverty his name.
  • In that same plain a nymph, of curious taste,
  • A cottage (plann'd with all her skill) had placed; 30
  • Strange the materials, and for what design'd
  • The various parts, no simple man might find;
  • What seem'd the door, each entering guest withstood,
  • What seem'd a window was but painted wood;
  • But by a secret spring the wall would move,
  • And day-light drop through glassy door above.
  • 'Twas all her pride, new traps for praise to lay,
  • And all her wisdom was to hide her way;
  • In small attempts incessant were her pains,
  • And Cunning was her name among the swains. 40
  • Now, whether fate decreed this pair should wed,
  • And blindly drove them to the marriage-bed;
  • Or whether love in some soft hour inclined
  • The damsel's heart, and won her to be kind,
  • Is yet unsung: they were an ill-match'd pair,
  • But both disposed to wed--and wed they were.
  • Yet, though united in their fortune, still
  • Their ways were diverse; varying was their will;
  • Nor long the maid had bless'd the simple man,
  • Before dissensions rose, and she began:-- 50
  • "Wretch that I am! since to thy fortune bound,
  • What plan, what project, with success is crown'd?
  • I, who a thousand secret arts possess,
  • Who every rank approach with right address;
  • Who've loosed a guinea from a miser's chest,
  • And worm'd his secret from a traitor's breast;
  • Thence gifts and gains collecting, great and small,
  • Have brought to thee, and thou consum'st them all:
  • For want like thine--a bog without a base--
  • Ingulfs all gains I gather for the place; 60
  • Feeding, unfill'd; destroying, undestroy'd;
  • It craves for ever, and is ever void:--
  • Wretch that I am! what misery have I found,
  • Since my sure craft was to thy calling bound!"
  • "Oh! vaunt of worthless art," the swain replied,
  • Scowling contempt, "how pitiful this pride!
  • What are these specious gifts, these paltry gains,
  • But base rewards for ignominious pains?
  • With all thy tricking, still for bread we strive;
  • Thine is, proud wretch! the care that cannot thrive; 70
  • By all thy boasted skill and baffled hooks
  • Thou gain'st no more than students by their books;
  • No more than I for my poor deeds am paid,
  • Whom none can blame, will help, or dare upbraid.
  • "Call this our need, a bog that all devours--
  • Then what thy petty arts but summer-flowers,
  • Gaudy and mean, and serving to betray
  • The place they make unprofitably gay?
  • Who know it not, some useless beauties see--
  • But ah! to prove it, was reserved for me." 80
  • Unhappy state! that, in decay of love,
  • Permits harsh truth his errors to disprove;
  • While he remains, to wrangle and to jar
  • Is friendly tournament, not fatal war;
  • Love in his play will borrow arms of hate,
  • Anger and rage, upbraiding and debate;
  • And by his power the desperate weapons thrown,
  • Become as safe and pleasant as his own;
  • But left by him, their natures they assume,
  • And fatal, in their poisoning force, become. 90
  • Time fled, and now the swain compell'd to see
  • New cause for fear--"Is this thy thrift?" quoth he.
  • To whom the wife with cheerful voice replied:--
  • "Thou moody man, lay all thy fears aside,
  • I've seen a vision;--they, from whom I came,
  • A daughter promise, promise wealth and fame;
  • Born with my features, with my arts, yet she }
  • Shall patient, pliant, persevering be, }
  • And in thy better ways resemble thee. }
  • The fairies round shall at her birth attend; 100
  • The friend of all in all shall find a friend;
  • And, save that one sad star that hour must gleam
  • On our fair child, how glorious were my dream!"
  • This heard the husband, and, in surly smile,
  • Aim'd at contempt, but yet he hoped the while:
  • For as, when sinking, wretched men are found
  • To catch at rushes rather than be drown'd;
  • So on a dream our peasant placed his hope,
  • And found that rush as valid as a rope.
  • Swift fled the days, for now in hope they fled, 110
  • When a fair daughter bless'd the nuptial bed;
  • Her infant-face the mother's pains beguiled,
  • She look'd so pleasing, and so softly smiled;
  • Those smiles, those looks, with sweet sensations moved
  • The gazer's soul, and, as he look'd, he loved.
  • And now the fairies came, with gifts, to grace
  • So mild a nature and so fair a face.
  • They gave, with beauty, that bewitching art,
  • That holds in easy chains the human heart;
  • They gave her skill to win the stubborn mind, 120
  • To make the suffering to their sorrows blind,
  • To bring on pensive looks the pleasing smile,
  • And Care's stern brow of every frown beguile.
  • These magic favours graced the infant-maid,
  • Whose more enlivening smile the charming gifts repaid.
  • Now Fortune changed, who, were she constant long,
  • Would leave us few adventures for our song.
  • A wicked elfin roved this land around,
  • Whose joys proceeded from the griefs he found;
  • Envy his name:--his fascinating eye 130
  • From the light bosom drew the sudden sigh;
  • Unsocial he, but with malignant mind,
  • He dwelt with man, that he might curse mankind;
  • Like the first foe, he sought th' abode of Joy,
  • Grieved to behold, but eager to destroy;
  • Round blooming beauty, like the wasp, he flew,
  • Soil'd the fresh sweet, and changed the rosy hue;
  • The wise, the good, with anxious heart, he saw,
  • And here a failing found, and there a flaw;
  • Discord in families 'twas his to move, 140
  • Distrust in friendship, jealousy in love;
  • He told the poor, what joys the great possess'd,
  • The great--what calm content the cottage bless'd;
  • To part the learned and the rich he tried,
  • Till their slow friendship perish'd in their pride.
  • Such was the fiend, and so secure of prey,
  • That only Misery pass'd unstung away.
  • Soon as he heard the fairy-babe was born,
  • Scornful he smiled, but felt no more than scorn;
  • For why, when Fortune placed her state so low, 150
  • In useless spite his lofty malice show?
  • Why, in a mischief of the meaner kind,
  • Exhaust the vigour of a ranc'rous mind?
  • But, soon as Fame the fairy-gifts proclaim'd,
  • Quick-rising wrath his ready soul inflamed,
  • To swear, by vows that e'en the wicked tie,
  • The nymph should weep her varied destiny;
  • That every gift, that now appear'd to shine
  • In her fair face, and make her smiles divine,
  • Should all the poison of his magic prove, 160
  • And they should scorn her, whom she sought for love.
  • His spell prepared, in form an ancient dame,
  • A fiend in spirit, to the cot he came;
  • There gain'd admittance, and the infant press'd
  • (Muttering his wicked magic) to his breast;
  • And thus he said:--"Of all the powers, who wait
  • On Jove's decrees, and do the work of fate,
  • Was I alone, despised or worthless, found,
  • Weak to protect, or impotent to wound?
  • See then thy foe, regret the friendship lost, 170
  • And learn my skill, but learn it at your cost.
  • "Know then, O child! devote to fates severe,
  • The good shall hate thy name, the wise shall fear;
  • Wit shall deride, and no protecting friend
  • Thy shame shall cover, or thy name defend.
  • Thy gentle sex, who, more than ours, should spare
  • A humble foe, will greater scorn declare;
  • The base alone thy advocates shall be,
  • Or boast alliance with a wretch like thee."
  • He spake and vanish'd, other prey to find, 180
  • And waste in slow disease the conquer'd mind.
  • Awed by the elfin's threats, and fill'd with dread,
  • The parents wept, and sought their infant's bed:
  • Despair alone the father's soul possess'd,
  • But hope rose gently in the mother's breast;
  • For well she knew that neither grief nor joy
  • Pain'd without hope, or pleased without alloy;
  • And while these hopes and fears her heart divide,
  • A cheerful vision bade the fears subside.
  • She saw descending to the world below 190
  • An ancient form, with solemn pace and slow.
  • "Daughter, no more be sad," (the phantom cried,)
  • "Success is seldom to the wise denied;
  • In idle wishes fools supinely stay--
  • Be there a will, and wisdom finds a way:
  • Why art thou grieved? Be rather glad, that he,
  • Who hates the happy, aims his darts at thee,
  • But aims in vain; thy favour'd daughter lies,
  • Serenely blest, and shall to joy arise.
  • For, grant that curses on her name shall wait, 200
  • (So envy wills and such the voice of fate,)
  • Yet, if that name be prudently suppress'd,
  • She shall be courted, favour'd, and caress'd.
  • "For what are names? and where agree mankind
  • In those to persons or to acts assign'd?
  • Brave, learn'd, or wise, if some their favourites call,
  • Have they the titles or the praise from all?
  • Not so, but others will the brave disdain
  • As rash, and deem the sons of wisdom vain;
  • The self-same mind shall scorn or kindness move, 210
  • And the same deed attract contempt and love.
  • "So all the powers who move the human soul,
  • With all the passions who the will control,
  • Have various names--[one] giv'n by Truth Divine,
  • (As Simulation thus was fix'd for mine,)
  • The rest by man, who now, as wisdom's, prize
  • My secret counsels, now as art despise;
  • One hour, as just, those counsels they embrace,
  • And spurn, the next, as pitiful and base.
  • "Thee, too, my child, those fools as Cunning fly, 220
  • Who on thy counsel and thy craft rely;
  • That worthy craft in others they condemn,
  • But 'tis their prudence, while conducting them.
  • "Be FLATTERY, then, thy happy infant's name,
  • Let Honour scorn her and let Wit defame;
  • Let all be true that Envy dooms, yet all,
  • Not on herself, but on her name, shall fall;
  • While she thy fortune and her own shall raise,
  • And decent Truth be call'd, and loved as modest Praise.
  • "O happy child! the glorious day shall shine, 230 }
  • When every ear shall to thy speech incline, }
  • Thy words alluring and thy voice divine. }
  • The sullen pedant and the sprightly wit,
  • To hear thy soothing eloquence, shall sit;
  • And both, abjuring Flattery, will agree
  • That truth inspires, and they must honour thee.
  • "Envy himself shall to thy accents bend, }
  • Force a faint smile and sullenly attend, }
  • When thou shalt call him Virtue's jealous friend, }
  • Whose bosom glows with generous rage to find 240
  • How fools and knaves are flatter'd by mankind.
  • "The sage retired, who spends alone his days,
  • And flies th' obstreperous voice of public praise;
  • The vain, the vulgar cry shall gladly meet,
  • And bid thee welcome to his still retreat;
  • Much will he wonder, how thou cam'st to find
  • A man to glory dead, to peace consign'd.
  • 'O Fame!' he'll cry, (for he will call thee Fame,)
  • 'From thee I fly, from thee conceal my name.'
  • But thou shalt say, 'Though Genius takes his flight, 250
  • He leaves behind a glorious train of light,
  • And hides in vain;--yet prudent he that flies
  • The flatterer's art, and for himself is wise.'
  • "Yes, happy child! I mark th' approaching day,
  • When warring natures will confess thy sway;
  • When thou shalt Saturn's golden reign restore,
  • And vice and folly shall be known no more.
  • "Pride shall not then in human-kind have place,
  • Changed, by thy skill, to Dignity and Grace;
  • While Shame, who now betrays the inward sense 260
  • Of secret ill, shall be thy Diffidence;
  • Avarice shall thenceforth prudent Forecast be,
  • And bloody Vengeance, Magnanimity;
  • The lavish tongue shall honest truths impart, }
  • The lavish hand shall show the generous heart, }
  • And Indiscretion be contempt of art: }
  • Folly and Vice shall then, no longer known,
  • Be, this as Virtue, that as Wisdom, shown.
  • "Then shall the Robber, as the Hero, rise
  • To seize the good that churlish law denies; 270
  • Throughout the world shall rove the generous band,
  • And deal the gifts of Heaven from hand to hand.
  • "In thy blest days no tyrant shall be seen,
  • Thy gracious king shall rule contented men;
  • In thy blest days shall not a rebel be,
  • But patriots all and well approved of thee.
  • "Such powers are thine, that man, by thee, shall wrest
  • The gainful secret from the cautious breast;
  • Nor then, with all his care, the good retain,
  • But yield to thee the secret and the gain. 280
  • In vain shall much experience guard the heart
  • Against the charm of thy prevailing art;
  • Admitted once, so soothing is thy strain,
  • It comes the sweeter, when it comes again;
  • And when confess'd as thine, what mind so strong
  • Forbears the pleasure it indulged so long?
  • "Soft'ner of every ill! of all our woes
  • The balmy solace! friend of fiercest foes!
  • Begin thy reign, and like the morning rise!
  • Bring joy, bring beauty, to our eager eyes; 290
  • Break on the drowsy world like opening day, }
  • While grace and gladness join thy flow'ry way; }
  • While every voice is praise, while every heart is gay. }
  • "From thee all prospects shall new beauties take,
  • 'Tis thine to seek them and 'tis thine to make;
  • On the cold fen I see thee turn thine eyes,
  • Its mists recede, its chilling vapour flies;
  • Th' enraptured lord th' improving ground surveys,
  • And for his Eden asks the traveller's praise,
  • Which yet, unview'd of thee, a bog had been, 300
  • Where spungy rushes hide the plashy green.
  • "I see thee breathing on the barren moor,
  • That seems to bloom although so bleak before;
  • There, if beneath the gorse the primrose spring,
  • Or the pied daisy smile below the ling,
  • They shall new charms, at thy command, disclose,
  • And none shall miss the myrtle or the rose.
  • The wiry moss, that whitens all the hill,
  • Shall live a beauty by thy matchless skill;
  • Gale[26] from the bog shall yield Arabian balm, 310
  • And the grey willow wave a golden palm.
  • "I see thee smiling in the pictured room,
  • Now breathing beauty, now reviving bloom;
  • There, each immortal name 'tis thine to give
  • To graceless forms, and bid the lumber live.
  • Should'st thou coarse boors or gloomy martyrs see,
  • These shall thy Guidos those thy Teniers' be;
  • There shalt thou Raphael's saints and angels trace, }
  • There make for Rubens and for Reynolds place, }
  • And all the pride of art [shalt] find in her disgrace. 320 }
  • "Delight of either sex! thy reign commence; }
  • With balmy sweetness soothe the weary sense, }
  • And to the sickening soul thy cheering aid dispense. }
  • Queen of the mind! thy golden age begin; }
  • In mortal bosoms varnish shame and sin; }
  • Let all be fair without, let all be calm within." }
  • The Vision fled; the happy mother rose,
  • Kiss'd the fair infant, smiled at all her foes,
  • And FLATTERY made her name:--her reign began,
  • Her own dear sex she ruled, then vanquish'd man; 330
  • A smiling friend, to every class, she spoke,
  • Assumed their manners, and their habits took;
  • Her, for her humble mien, the modest loved;
  • Her cheerful looks the light and gay approved;
  • The just beheld her, firm; the valiant, brave;
  • Her mirth the free, her silence pleased the grave;
  • Zeal heard her voice, and, as he preach'd aloud,
  • Well-pleased he caught her whispers from the crowd--
  • (Those whispers, soothing-sweet to every ear,
  • Which some refuse to pay, but none to hear); 340
  • Shame fled her presence; at her gentle strain,
  • Care softly smiled, and guilt forgot its pain;
  • The wretched thought, the happy found her true;
  • The learn'd confess'd that she their merits knew;
  • The rich--could they a constant friend condemn?
  • The poor believed--for who should flatter them?
  • Thus on her name though all disgrace attend,
  • In every creature she beholds a friend.
  • FOOTNOTES:
  • [26] "Myrica gale," a shrub growing in boggy and fenny grounds.
  • REFLECTIONS
  • UPON THE SUBJECT----
  • Quid juvat errores, mersâ jam puppe, fateri?
  • Quid lacrymæ delicta juvant commissa secutæ?
  • _Claudian. in Eutrop._ lib. ii. lin. 7
  • What avails it, when shipwrecked, that error appears?
  • Are the crimes we commit wash'd away by our tears?
  • When all the fiercer passions cease
  • (The glory and disgrace of youth);
  • When the deluded soul, in peace,
  • Can listen to the voice of truth;
  • When we are taught in whom to trust,
  • And how to spare, to spend, to give,
  • (Our prudence kind, our pity just)--
  • 'Tis then we rightly learn to live.
  • Its weakness when the body feels,
  • Nor danger in contempt defies; 10
  • To reason when desire appeals,
  • When on experience hope relies;
  • When every passing hour we prize,
  • Nor rashly on our follies spend;
  • But use it, as it quickly flies,
  • With sober aim to serious end;
  • When prudence bounds our utmost views,
  • And bids us wrath and wrong forgive;
  • When we can calmly gain or lose--
  • 'Tis then we rightly learn to live. 20
  • Yet thus, when we our way discern,
  • And can upon our care depend,
  • To travel safely when we learn,
  • Behold! we're near our journey's end.
  • We've trod the maze of error round,
  • Long wand'ring in the winding glade;
  • And now the torch of truth is found,
  • It only shows us where we stray'd:
  • Light for ourselves, what is it worth,
  • When we no more our way can choose? 30
  • For others when we hold it forth,
  • They, in their pride, the boon refuse.
  • By long experience taught, we now
  • Can rightly judge of friends and foes,
  • Can all the worth of these allow,
  • And all their faults discern in those;
  • Relentless hatred, erring love,
  • We can for sacred truth forego;
  • We can the warmest friend reprove,
  • And bear to praise the fiercest foe: 40
  • To what effect? Our friends are gone,
  • Beyond reproof, regard, or care;
  • And of our foes remains there one,
  • The mild relenting thoughts to share?
  • Now 'tis our boast that we can quell
  • The wildest passions in their rage;
  • Can their destructive force repel,
  • And their impetuous wrath assuage:
  • Ah! Virtue, dost thou arm, when now
  • This bold rebellious race are fled; 50
  • When all these tyrants rest, and thou
  • Art warring with the mighty dead?
  • Revenge, ambition, scorn, and pride,
  • And strong desire and fierce disdain,
  • The giant-brood, by thee defied,
  • Lo! Time's resistless strokes have slain.
  • Yet Time, who could that race subdue,
  • (O'erpow'ring strength, appeasing rage,)
  • Leaves yet a persevering crew,
  • To try the failing powers of age. 60
  • Vex'd by the constant call of these,
  • Virtue awhile for conquest tries,
  • But weary grown and fond of ease,
  • She makes with them a compromise:
  • Av'rice himself she gives to rest,
  • But rules him with her strict commands;
  • Bids Pity touch his torpid breast,
  • And Justice hold his eager hands.
  • Yet is there nothing men can do,
  • When chilling Age comes creeping on? 70
  • Cannot we yet some good pursue?
  • Are talents buried? genius gone?
  • If passions slumber in the breast,
  • If follies from the heart be fled:
  • Of laurels let us go in quest,
  • And place them on the poet's head.
  • Yes, we'll redeem the wasted time,
  • And to neglected studies flee;
  • We'll build again the lofty rhyme,
  • Or live, Philosophy, with thee; 80
  • For reasoning clear, for flight sublime,
  • Eternal fame reward shall be;
  • And to what glorious heights we'll climb,
  • Th' admiring crowd shall envying see.
  • Begin the song! begin the theme!--
  • Alas! and is Invention dead?
  • Dream we no more the golden dream?
  • Is Mem'ry with her treasures fled?
  • Yes, 'tis too late--now Reason guides
  • The mind, sole judge in all debate; 90
  • And thus th' important point decides,
  • For laurels, 'tis, alas! too late.
  • What is possess'd we may retain,
  • But for new conquests strive in vain.
  • Beware then, Age, that what was won,
  • [In] life's past labours, studies, views,
  • Be lost not, now the labour's done,
  • When all thy part is--not to lose:
  • When thou canst toil or gain no more,
  • Destroy not what was gain'd before. 100
  • For, all that's gain'd of all that's good,
  • When time shall his weak frame destroy,
  • (Their use then rightly understood,)
  • Shall man, in happier state, enjoy.
  • Oh! argument for truth divine,
  • For study's cares, for virtue's strife:
  • To know th' enjoyment will be thine,
  • In that renew'd, that endless life!
  • SIR EUSTACE GREY.
  • _SCENE_--A MAD-HOUSE.
  • _PERSONS_--VISITOR, PHYSICIAN, AND PATIENT.
  • Veris miscens falsa.--
  • _Seneca in Herc. furente_ [Act IV. V. 1070].
  • VISITOR.
  • I'll know no more;--the heart is torn
  • By views of wo we cannot heal;
  • Long shall I see these things forlorn,
  • And oft again their griefs shall feel,
  • As each upon the mind shall steal;
  • That wan projector's mystic style,
  • That lumpish idiot leering by,
  • That peevish idler's ceaseless wile,
  • And that poor maiden's half-form'd smile,
  • While struggling for the full-drawn sigh!-- 10
  • I'll know no more.
  • PHYSICIAN.
  • --Yes, turn again;
  • Then speed to happier scenes thy way,
  • When thou hast view'd, what yet remain,
  • The ruins of Sir Eustace Grey,
  • The sport of madness, misery's prey.
  • But he will no historian need;
  • His cares, his crimes, will he display,
  • And show (as one from frenzy freed)
  • The proud-lost mind, the rash-done deed.
  • That cell to him is Greyling Hall:-- 20
  • Approach; he'll bid thee welcome there;
  • Will sometimes for his servant call,
  • And sometimes point the vacant chair:
  • He can, with free and easy air,
  • Appear attentive and polite;
  • Can veil his woes in manners fair,
  • And pity with respect excite.
  • PATIENT.
  • Who comes?--Approach!--'tis kindly done:--
  • My learn'd physician, and a friend,
  • Their pleasures quit, to visit one 30
  • Who cannot to their ease attend,
  • Nor joys bestow, nor comforts lend,
  • As when I lived so bless'd, so well,
  • And dreamt not I must soon contend
  • With those malignant powers of hell.
  • PHYSICIAN.
  • Less warmth, Sir Eustace, or we go.--
  • PATIENT.
  • See! I am calm as infant-love,
  • A very child, but one of wo,
  • Whom you should pity, not reprove:--
  • But men at ease, who never strove 40
  • With passions wild, will calmly show
  • How soon we may their ills remove,
  • And masters of their madness grow.
  • Some twenty years I think are gone;--
  • (Time flies, I know not how, away;)--
  • The sun upon no happier shone,
  • Nor prouder man, than Eustace Grey.
  • Ask where you would, and all would say,
  • The man admired and praised of all,
  • By rich and poor, by grave and gay. 50
  • Was the young lord of Greyling Hall.
  • Yes! I had youth and rosy health;
  • Was nobly form'd, as man might be;
  • For sickness then, of all my wealth,
  • I never gave a single fee:
  • The ladies fair, the maidens free,
  • Were all accustom'd then to say,
  • Who would a handsome figure see
  • Should look upon Sir Eustace Grey.
  • He had a frank and pleasant look, 60
  • A cheerful eye and accent bland;
  • His very speech and manner spoke
  • The generous heart, the open hand;
  • About him all was gay or grand,
  • He had the praise of great and small;
  • He bought, improved, projected, plann'd,
  • And reign'd a prince at Greyling Hall.
  • My lady!--she was all we love;
  • All praise (to speak her worth) is faint;
  • Her manners show'd the yielding dove, 70
  • Her morals, the seraphic saint;
  • She never breathed nor look'd complaint;
  • No equal upon earth had she:--
  • Now, what is this fair thing I paint?
  • Alas! as all that live shall be.
  • There was, beside, a gallant youth,
  • And him my bosom's friend I had:--
  • Oh! I was rich in very truth,
  • It made me proud--it made me mad!--
  • Yes, I was lost--but there was cause!-- 80
  • Where stood my tale?--I cannot find--
  • But I had all mankind's applause,
  • And all the smiles of womankind.
  • There were two cherub-things beside,
  • A gracious girl, a glorious boy;
  • Yet more to swell my full-blown pride,
  • To varnish higher my fading joy,
  • Pleasures were ours without alloy,
  • Nay, Paradise,--till my frail Eve
  • Our bliss was tempted to destroy, 90
  • Deceived and fated to deceive.
  • But I deserved; for all that time,
  • When I was loved, admired, caress'd,
  • There was within each secret crime,
  • Unfelt, uncancell'd, unconfess'd:
  • I never then my God address'd,
  • In grateful praise or humble prayer;
  • And, if His Word was not my jest,
  • (Dread thought!) it never was my care.
  • I doubted--fool I was to doubt!-- 100
  • If that all-piercing eye could see;
  • If He who looks all worlds throughout,
  • Would so minute and careful be,
  • As to perceive and punish me:--
  • With man I would be great and high,
  • But with my God so lost, that He,
  • In his large view, should pass me by.
  • Thus bless'd with children, friend, and wife,
  • Bless'd far beyond the vulgar lot;
  • Of all that gladdens human life, 110
  • Where was the good, that I had not?
  • But my vile heart had sinful spot,
  • And Heaven beheld its deep'ning stain;
  • Eternal justice I forgot,
  • And mercy sought not to obtain.
  • Come near--I'll softly speak the rest!--
  • Alas! 'tis known to all the crowd,
  • Her guilty love was all confess'd,
  • And his, who so much truth avow'd,
  • My faithless friend's.--In pleasure proud 120
  • I sat, when these cursed tidings came;
  • Their guilt, their flight was told aloud,
  • And Envy smiled to hear my shame!
  • I call'd on Vengeance; at the word
  • She came:--Can I the deed forget?
  • I held the sword, th' accursed sword,
  • The blood of his false heart made wet;
  • And that fair victim paid her debt;
  • She pined, she died, she loath'd to live;--
  • I saw her dying--see her yet: 130
  • Fair fallen thing! my rage forgive!
  • Those cherubs still, my life to bless,
  • Were left; could I my fears remove,
  • Sad fears that checked each fond caress,
  • And poison'd all parental love?
  • Yet that with jealous feelings strove,
  • And would at last have won my will,
  • Had I not, wretch! been doom'd to prove
  • Th' extremes of mortal good and ill.
  • In youth! health! joy! in beauty's pride! 140
  • They droop'd: as flowers when blighted bow,
  • The dire infection came.--They died,
  • And I was cursed--as I am now.--
  • Nay, frown not, angry friend--allow
  • That I was deeply, sorely tried;
  • Hear then, and you must wonder how
  • I could such storms and strifes abide.
  • Storms!--not that clouds embattled make,
  • When they afflict this earthly globe;
  • But such as with their terrors shake 150
  • Man's breast, and to the bottom probe:
  • They make the hypocrite disrobe,
  • They try us all, if false or true;
  • For this, one devil had pow'r on Job;
  • And I was long the slave of two.
  • PHYSICIAN.
  • Peace, peace, my friend; these subjects fly;
  • Collect thy thoughts--go calmly on.--
  • PATIENT.
  • And shall I then the fact deny?
  • I was,--thou know'st--I was begone,
  • Like him who fill'd the eastern throne, 160
  • To whom the Watcher cried aloud[27];
  • That royal wretch of Babylon,
  • Who was so guilty and so proud.
  • Like him, with haughty, stubborn mind,
  • I, in my state, my comforts sought;
  • Delight and praise I hoped to find,
  • In what I builded, planted, bought!
  • Oh! arrogance! by misery taught--
  • Soon came a voice! I felt it come:
  • "Full be his cup, with evil fraught, 170
  • "Demons his guides, and death his doom!"
  • Then was I cast from out my state;
  • Two fiends of darkness led my way;
  • They waked me early, watch'd me late,
  • My dread by night, my plague by day!
  • Oh! I was made their sport, their play,
  • Through many a stormy troubled year;
  • And how they used their passive prey
  • Is sad to tell;--but you shall hear.
  • And first, before they sent me forth, 180
  • Through this unpitying world to run,
  • They robb'd Sir Eustace of his worth,
  • Lands, manors, lordships, every one;
  • So was that gracious man undone,
  • Was spurn'd as vile, was scorn'd as poor,
  • Whom every former friend would shun,
  • And menials drove from every door.
  • Then those ill-favour'd Ones[28], whom none
  • But my unhappy eyes could view,
  • Led me, with wild emotion, on, 190
  • And, with resistless terror, drew.
  • Through lands we fled, o'er seas we flew,
  • And halted on a boundless plain;
  • Where nothing fed, nor breathed, nor grew,
  • But silence ruled the still domain.
  • Upon that boundless plain, below,
  • The setting sun's last rays were shed,
  • And gave a mild and sober glow,
  • Where all were still, asleep, or dead;
  • Vast ruins in the midst were spread, 200
  • Pillars and pediments sublime,
  • Where the grey moss had form'd a bed,
  • And clothed the crumbling spoils of time.
  • There was I fix'd, I know not how,
  • Condemn'd for untold years to stay:
  • Yet years were not;--one dreadful _now_
  • Endured no change of night or day;
  • The same mild evening's sleeping ray
  • Shone softly-solemn and serene,
  • And all that time I gazed away, 210
  • The setting sun's sad rays were seen.
  • At length a moment's sleep stole on--
  • Again came my commission'd foes;
  • Again through sea and land we're gone,
  • No peace, no respite, no repose:
  • Above the dark broad sea we rose,
  • We ran through bleak and frozen land;
  • I had no strength their strength t' oppose,
  • An infant in a giant's hand.
  • They placed me where those streamers play, 220
  • Those nimble beams of brilliant light;
  • It would the stoutest heart dismay,
  • To see, to feel, that dreadful sight:
  • So swift, so pure, so cold, so bright,
  • They pierced my frame with icy wound,
  • And, all that half-year's polar night,
  • Those dancing streamers wrapp'd me round.
  • Slowly that darkness pass'd away,
  • When down upon the earth I fell;--
  • Some hurried sleep was mine by day; 230
  • But, soon as toll'd the evening bell,
  • They forced me on, where ever dwell
  • Far-distant men in cities fair,
  • Cities of whom no trav'lers tell,
  • Nor feet but mine were wanderers there.
  • Their watchmen stare, and stand aghast,
  • As on we hurry through the dark;
  • The watch-light blinks as we go past,
  • The watch-dog shrinks and fears to bark;
  • The watch-tower's bell sounds shrill; and, hark! 240
  • The free wind blows--we've left the town--
  • A wide sepulchral ground I mark,
  • And on a tombstone place me down.
  • What monuments of mighty dead!
  • What tombs of various kinds are found!
  • And stones erect their shadows shed
  • On humble graves, with wickers bound;
  • Some risen fresh, above the ground,
  • Some level with the native clay,
  • What sleeping millions wait the sound, 250
  • "Arise, ye dead, and come away!"
  • Alas! they stay not for that call;
  • Spare me this wo! ye demons, spare!--
  • They come! the shrouded shadows all--
  • 'Tis more than mortal brain can bear;
  • Rustling they rise, they sternly glare
  • At man, upheld by vital breath;
  • Who, led by wicked fiends, should dare
  • To join the shadowy troops of death!
  • Yes, I have felt all man can feel, 260
  • Till he shall pay his nature's debt:
  • Ills that no hope has strength to heal,
  • No mind the comfort to forget:
  • Whatever cares the heart can fret,
  • The spirits wear, the temper gall,
  • Wo, want, dread, anguish, all beset
  • My sinful soul!--together all!
  • Those fiends upon a shaking fen
  • Fix'd me, in dark tempestuous night;
  • There never trod the foot of men; 270
  • There flock'd the fowl in wint'ry flight;
  • There danced the moor's deceitful light
  • Above the pool where sedges grow;
  • And, when the morning-sun shone bright,
  • It shone upon a field of snow.
  • They hung me on a bough so small.
  • The rook could build her nest no higher;
  • They fix'd me on the trembling ball
  • That crowns the steeple's quiv'ring spire;
  • They set me where the seas retire, 280
  • But drown with their returning tide;
  • And made me flee the mountain's fire,
  • When rolling from its burning side.
  • I've hung upon the ridgy steep
  • Of cliffs, and held the rambling brier;
  • I've plunged below the billowy deep,
  • Where air was sent me to respire;
  • I've been where hungry wolves retire;
  • And (to complete my woes) I've ran
  • Where Bedlam's crazy crew conspire 290
  • Against the life of reasoning man.
  • I've furl'd in storms the flapping sail,
  • By hanging from the topmast-head;
  • I've served the vilest slaves in jail,
  • And pick'd the dunghill's spoil for bread;
  • I've made the badger's hole my bed,
  • I've wander'd with a gipsy crew;
  • I've dreaded all the guilty dread,
  • And done what they would fear to do.
  • On sand, where ebbs and flows the flood, 300
  • Midway they placed and bade me die;
  • Propp'd on my staff, I stoutly stood,
  • When the swift waves came rolling by;
  • And high they rose, and still more high,
  • Till my lips drank the bitter brine;
  • I sobb'd convulsed, then cast mine eye,
  • And saw the tide's re-flowing sign.
  • And then, my dreams were such as nought
  • Could yield but my unhappy case;
  • I've been of thousand devils caught, 310
  • And thrust into that horrid place,
  • Where reign dismay, despair, disgrace;
  • Furies with iron fangs were there,
  • To torture that accursed race,
  • Doomed to dismay, disgrace, despair.
  • Harmless I was, yet hunted down
  • For treasons, to my soul unfit;
  • I've been pursued through many a town,
  • For crimes that petty knaves commit;
  • I've been adjudged t' have lost my wit, 320
  • Because I preach'd so loud and well;
  • And thrown into the dungeon's pit,
  • For trampling on the pit of hell.
  • Such were the evils, man of sin.
  • That I was fated to sustain;
  • And add to all, without--within,
  • A soul defiled with every stain
  • That man's reflecting mind can pain;
  • That pride, wrong, rage, despair, can make;
  • In fact, they'd nearly touch'd my brain, 330
  • And reason on her throne would shake.
  • But pity will the vilest seek,
  • If punish'd guilt will not repine;--
  • I heard a heavenly teacher speak,
  • And felt the SUN OF MERCY shine:
  • I hail'd the light! the birth divine!
  • And then was seal'd among the few;
  • Those angry fiends beheld the sign,
  • And from me in an instant flew.
  • Come, hear how thus the charmers cry 340
  • To wandering sheep, the strays of sin,
  • While some the wicket-gate pass by,
  • And some will knock and enter in:
  • Full joyful 'tis a soul to win,
  • For he that winneth souls is wise;
  • Now, hark! the holy strains begin,
  • And thus the sainted preacher cries[29]:--
  • "Pilgrim, burthen'd with thy sin,
  • Come the way to Zion's gate,
  • There, till Mercy let thee in, 350
  • Knock and weep, and watch and wait.
  • Knock!--He knows the sinner's cry;
  • Weep!--He loves the mourner's tears;
  • Watch!--for saving grace is nigh;
  • Wait!--till heavenly light appears.
  • "Hark! it is the Bridegroom's voice;
  • Welcome, pilgrim, to thy rest;
  • Now within the gate rejoice,
  • Safe and seal'd, and bought and bless'd!
  • Safe--from all the lures of vice; 360
  • Seal'd--by signs the chosen know;
  • Bought--by love and life the price;
  • Bless'd--the mighty debt to owe.
  • "Holy Pilgrim! what for thee
  • In a world like this remain?
  • From thy guarded breast shall flee
  • Fear and shame, and doubt and pain.
  • Fear--the hope of Heaven shall fly;
  • Shame--from glory's view retire;
  • Doubt--in certain rapture die; 370
  • Pain--in endless bliss expire."
  • But though my day of grace was come,
  • Yet still my days of grief I find;
  • The former clouds' collected gloom
  • Still sadden the reflecting mind;
  • The soul, to evil things consign'd.
  • Will of their evil some retain;
  • The man will seem to earth inclined,
  • And will not look erect again.
  • Thus, though elect, I feel it hard 380
  • To lose what I possess'd before,
  • To be from all my wealth debarr'd:--
  • The brave Sir Eustace is no more.
  • But old I wax and passing poor,
  • Stern, rugged men my conduct view;
  • They chide my wish, they bar my door,
  • 'Tis hard--I weep--you see I do.--
  • Must you, my friends, no longer stay?
  • Thus quickly all my pleasures end;
  • But I'll remember, when I pray, 390
  • My kind physician and his friend;
  • And those sad hours you deign to spend
  • With me, I shall requite them all;
  • Sir Eustace for his friends shall send,
  • And thank their love at Greyling Hall.
  • VISITOR.
  • The poor Sir Eustace!--Yet his hope
  • Leads him to think of joys again;
  • And when his earthly visions droop,
  • His views of heavenly kind remain.--
  • But whence that meek and humbled strain, 400
  • That spirit wounded, lost, resign'd?
  • Would not so proud a soul disdain
  • The madness of the poorest mind?
  • PHYSICIAN.
  • No! for the more he swell'd with pride,
  • The more he felt misfortune's blow;
  • Disgrace and grief he could not hide,
  • And poverty had laid him low:
  • Thus shame and sorrow working slow,
  • At length this humble spirit gave;
  • Madness on these began to grow, 410
  • And bound him to his fiends a slave.
  • Though the wild thoughts had touch'd his brain,
  • Then was he free.--So, forth he ran;
  • To soothe or threat, alike were vain:
  • He spake of fiends; look'd wild and wan;
  • Year after year, the hurried man
  • Obey'd those fiends from place to place;
  • Till his religious change began
  • To form a frenzied child of grace.
  • For, as the fury lost its strength, 420
  • The mind reposed; by slow degrees
  • Came lingering hope, and brought at length,
  • To the tormented spirit ease:
  • This slave of sin, whom fiends could seize,
  • Felt or believed their power had end;--
  • "'Tis faith," he cried, "my bosom frees,
  • And now my SAVIOUR is my friend."
  • But ah! though time can yield relief,
  • And soften woes it cannot cure,
  • Would we not suffer pain and grief, 430
  • To have our reason sound and sure?
  • Then let us keep our bosoms pure,
  • Our fancy's favourite flights suppress;
  • Prepare the body to endure,
  • And bend the mind to meet distress;
  • And then HIS guardian care implore,
  • Whom demons dread and men adore.
  • NOTES TO SIR EUSTACE GREY.
  • [27] Note 1, p. 243, line 161.
  • _To whom the Watcher cried aloud._
  • Prophecy of Daniel, chap. iv. 22 [and 23].
  • [28] Note 2, page 243, line 188.
  • _Then those ill-favour'd Ones, &c._
  • Vide Bunyan's Pilgrim's Progress [Part II.].
  • [29] Note 3, page 248, line 347.
  • _And thus the sainted preacher cries._
  • It has been suggested to me, that this change from restlessness to
  • repose, in the mind of Sir Eustace, is wrought by a methodistic
  • call; and it is admitted to be such: a sober and rational conversion
  • could not have happened while the disorder of the brain continued.
  • Yet the verses which follow, in a different measure, are not
  • intended to make any religious persuasion appear ridiculous; they
  • are to be supposed as the effect of memory in the disordered mind of
  • the speaker, and, though evidently enthusiastic in respect to
  • language, are not meant to convey any impropriety of sentiment.
  • THE HALL OF JUSTICE.
  • _IN TWO PARTS._
  • PART I.
  • Confiteor facere hoc annos; sed et altera causa est,
  • Anxietas animi, continuusque dolor.
  • _Ovid_ [Epp. ex Ponto Lib. I. Ep. iv. vv. 7-8].
  • MAGISTRATE, VAGRANT, CONSTABLE, &c.
  • VAGRANT.
  • Take, take away thy barbarous hand,
  • And let me to thy master speak;
  • Remit awhile the harsh command,
  • And hear me, or my heart will break.
  • MAGISTRATE.
  • Fond wretch! and what canst thou relate,
  • But deeds of sorrow, shame, and sin?
  • Thy crime is proved, thou know'st thy fate;
  • But come, thy tale!--begin, begin!--
  • VAGRANT.
  • My crime!--This sick'ning child to feed,
  • I seized the food your witness saw; 10
  • I knew your laws forbade the deed,
  • But yielded to a stronger law.
  • Know'st thou, to Nature's great command
  • All human laws are frail and weak?
  • Nay! frown not--stay his eager hand,
  • And hear me, or my heart will break.
  • In this, th' adopted babe I hold
  • With anxious fondness to my breast,
  • My heart's sole comfort I behold,
  • More dear than life, when life was bless'd; 20
  • I saw her pining, fainting, cold,
  • I begg'd--but vain was my request.
  • I saw the tempting food, and seized--
  • My infant-sufferer found relief;
  • And, in the pilfer'd treasure pleased,
  • Smiled on my guilt, and hush'd my grief.
  • But I have griefs of other kind,
  • Troubles and sorrows more severe;
  • Give me to ease my tortured mind,
  • Lend to my woes a patient ear; 30
  • And let me--if I may not find
  • A friend to help--find one to hear.
  • Yet nameless let me plead--my name
  • Would only wake the cry of scorn;
  • A child of sin, conceived in shame,
  • Brought forth in wo, to misery born.
  • My mother dead, my father lost,
  • I wander'd with a vagrant crew;
  • A common care, a common cost,
  • Their sorrows and their sins I knew; 40
  • With them, by want on error forced,
  • Like them, I base and guilty grew.
  • Few are my years, not so my crimes;
  • The age, which these sad looks declare,
  • Is Sorrow's work, it is not Time's,
  • And I am old in shame and care.
  • Taught to believe the world a place
  • Where every stranger was a foe,
  • Train'd in the arts that mark our race,
  • To what new people could I go? 50
  • Could I a better life embrace,
  • Or live as virtue dictates? No!--
  • So through the land I wandering went,
  • And little found of grief or joy;
  • But lost my bosom's sweet content
  • When first I loved--the Gipsy-Boy.
  • A sturdy youth he was and tall,
  • His looks would all his soul declare;
  • His piercing eyes were deep and small,
  • And strongly curl'd his raven-hair. 60
  • Yes, Aaron had each manly charm,
  • All in the May of youthful pride;
  • He scarcely fear'd his father's arm,
  • And every other arm defied.--
  • Oft, when they grew in anger warm,
  • (Whom will not love and power divide?)
  • I rose, their wrathful souls to calm,
  • Not yet in sinful combat tried.
  • His father was our party's chief,
  • And dark and dreadful was his look; 70
  • His presence fill'd my heart with grief;
  • Although to me he kindly spoke.
  • With Aaron I delighted went,
  • His favour was my bliss and pride;
  • In growing hope our days we spent,
  • Love growing charms in either spied;
  • It saw them, all which Nature lent,
  • It lent them all which she denied.
  • Could I the father's kindness prize,
  • Or grateful looks on him bestow, 80
  • Whom I beheld in wrath arise,
  • When Aaron sunk beneath his blow?
  • He drove him down with wicked hand,--
  • It was a dreadful sight to see;
  • Then vex'd him, till he left the land,
  • And told his cruel love to me;--
  • The clan were all at his command,
  • Whatever his command might be.
  • The night was dark, the lanes were deep,
  • And one by one they took their way; 90
  • He bade me lay me down and sleep,
  • I only wept and wish'd for day.
  • Accursèd be the love he bore.
  • Accursèd was the force he used;
  • So let him of his God implore
  • For mercy, and be so refused!
  • You frown again;--to show my wrong,
  • Can I in gentle language speak?
  • My woes are deep, my words are strong;--
  • And hear me, or my heart will break. 100
  • MAGISTRATE.
  • I hear thy words, I feel thy pain;
  • Forbear awhile to speak thy woes;
  • Receive our aid, and then again
  • The story of thy life disclose.
  • For, though seduced and led astray,
  • Thou'st travell'd far and wander'd long;
  • Thy God hath seen thee all the way,
  • And all the turns that led thee wrong.
  • PART II.
  • Quondam ridentes oculi, nunc fonte perenni
  • Deplorant poenas nocte dieque suas.
  • _Corn. Galli_ [Maximiniani (Pseudo-Galli)] _Eleg._ [I. vv. 137-8.]
  • MAGISTRATE.
  • Come, now again thy woes impart,
  • Tell all thy sorrows, all thy sin;
  • We cannot heal the throbbing heart
  • Till we discern the wounds within.
  • Compunction weeps our guilt away,
  • The sinner's safety is his pain;
  • Such pangs for our offences pay,
  • And these severer griefs are gain.
  • VAGRANT.
  • The son came back--he found us wed;
  • Then dreadful was the oath he swore;-- 10
  • His way through Blackburn Forest led;--
  • His father we beheld no more.
  • Of all our daring clan not one
  • Would on the doubtful subject dwell;
  • For all esteem'd the injured son,
  • And fear'd the tale which he could tell.
  • But I had mightier cause for fear;
  • For slow and mournful round my bed
  • I saw a dreadful form appear--
  • It came when I and Aaron wed. 20
  • (Yes! we were wed, I know my crime,--
  • We slept beneath the [elmen] tree;
  • But I was grieving all the time,
  • And Aaron frown'd my tears to see.
  • For he not yet had felt the pain
  • That rankles in a wounded breast;
  • He waked to sin, then slept again,
  • Forsook his God, yet took his rest.--
  • But I was forced to feign delight,
  • And joy in mirth and music sought; 30
  • And mem'ry now recalls the night,
  • With such surprise and horror fraught,
  • That reason felt a moment's flight,
  • And left a mind to madness wrought.)
  • When waking, on my heaving breast
  • I felt a hand as cold as death;
  • A sudden fear my voice suppress'd,
  • A chilling terror stopp'd my breath.--
  • I seem'd--no words can utter how!
  • For there my father-husband stood-- 40
  • And thus he said:--"Will God allow,
  • "The great avenger, just and good,
  • A wife to break her marriage vow,
  • A son to shed his father's blood?"
  • I trembled at the dismal sounds,
  • But vainly strove a word to say;
  • So, pointing to his bleeding wounds,
  • The threat'ning spectre stalk'd away[30].
  • I brought a lovely daughter forth,
  • His father's child, in Aaron's bed; 50
  • He took her from me in his wrath;--
  • "Where is my child?"--"Thy child is dead."
  • 'Twas false--we wander'd far and wide,
  • Through town and country, field and fen,
  • Till Aaron, fighting, fell and died,
  • And I became a wife again.
  • I then was young:--my husband sold
  • My fancied charms for wicked price;
  • He gave me oft, for sinful gold,
  • The slave, but not the friend, of vice-- 60
  • Behold me, Heaven! my pains behold,
  • And let them for my sins suffice!
  • The wretch, who lent me thus for gain,
  • Despised me when my youth was fled;
  • Then came disease, and brought me pain--
  • Come, death, and bear me to the dead!
  • For, though I grieve, my grief is vain,
  • And fruitless all the tears I shed.
  • True, I was not to virtue train'd;
  • Yet well I knew my deeds were ill; 70
  • By each offence my heart was pain'd--
  • I wept, but I offended still;
  • My better thoughts my life disdain'd,
  • But yet the viler led my will.
  • My husband died, and now no more
  • My smile was sought, or ask'd my hand--
  • A widow'd vagrant, vile and poor,
  • Beneath a vagrant's vile command.
  • Ceaseless I roved the country round,
  • To win my bread by fraudful arts, 80
  • And long a poor subsistence found,
  • By spreading nets for simple hearts.
  • Though poor, and abject, and despised,
  • Their fortunes to the crowd I told;
  • I gave the young the love they prized,
  • And promised wealth to bless the old;
  • Schemes for the doubtful I devised,
  • And charms for the forsaken sold.
  • At length for arts like these confined
  • In prison with a lawless crew, 90
  • I soon perceived a kindred mind,
  • And there my long-lost daughter knew:
  • His father's child, whom Aaron gave
  • To wander with a distant clan,
  • The miseries of the world to brave,
  • And be the slave of vice and man.
  • She knew my name--we met in pain;
  • Our parting pangs can I express?
  • She sail'd a convict o'er the main,
  • And left an heir to her distress. 100
  • This is that heir to shame and pain,
  • For whom I only could descry
  • A world of trouble and disdain--
  • Yet, could I bear to see her die,
  • Or stretch her feeble hand in vain,
  • And, weeping, beg of me supply?
  • No! though the fate thy mother knew
  • Was shameful! shameful though thy race
  • Have wander'd all, a lawless crew,
  • Outcasts, despised in every place: 110
  • Yet, as the dark and muddy tide,
  • When far from its polluted source,
  • Becomes more pure, and, purified,
  • Flows in a clear and happy course--
  • In thee, dear infant! so may end
  • Our shame, in thee our sorrows cease!
  • And thy pure course will then extend,
  • In floods of joy, o'er vales of peace.
  • Oh! by the God who loves to spare,
  • Deny me not the boon I crave; 120
  • Let this loved child your mercy share,
  • And let me find a peaceful grave;
  • Make her yet spotless soul your care,
  • And let my sins their portion have;
  • Her for a better fate prepare,
  • And punish whom 'twere sin to save!
  • MAGISTRATE.
  • Recall the word, renounce the thought,
  • Command thy heart and bend thy knee.
  • There is to all a pardon brought,
  • A ransom rich, assured and free; 130
  • 'Tis full when found, 'tis found if sought,
  • Oh! seek it, till 'tis seal'd to thee.
  • VAGRANT.
  • But how my pardon shall I know?
  • MAGISTRATE.
  • By feeling dread that 'tis not sent;
  • By tears, for sin that freely flow;
  • By grief, that all thy tears are spent;
  • By thoughts on that great debt we owe,
  • With all the mercy God has lent;
  • By suffering what thou canst not show,
  • Yet showing how thine heart is rent: 140
  • Till thou canst feel thy bosom glow,
  • And say, "MY SAVIOUR, I REPENT!"
  • FOOTNOTES:
  • [30] The state of mind here described will account for a vision of
  • this nature, without having recourse to any supernatural appearance.
  • WOMAN!
  • MR. LEDYARD, AS QUOTED BY M. PARKE IN HIS TRAVELS INTO AFRIC:
  • "To a Woman I never addressed myself in the language of decency and
  • friendship, without receiving a decent and friendly answer. If I
  • was hungry or thirsty, wet or sick, they did not hesitate, like
  • Men, to perform a generous action: in so free and kind a manner
  • did they contribute to my relief, that if I was dry, I drank the
  • sweetest draught; and if hungry, I ate the coarsest morsel with a
  • double relish."
  • Place the white man on Afric's coast,
  • Whose swarthy sons in blood delight,
  • Who of their scorn to Europe boast,
  • And paint their very demons white:
  • There, while the sterner sex disdains
  • To soothe the woes they cannot feel,
  • Woman will strive to heal his pains,
  • And weep for those she cannot heal.
  • Hers is warm pity's sacred glow;
  • From all her stores she bears a part, 10
  • And bids the spring of hope re-flow,
  • That languish'd in the fainting heart.
  • "What, though so pale his haggard face,
  • So sunk and sad his looks,"--she cries--
  • "And far unlike our nobler race,
  • With crisped locks and rolling eyes:
  • Yet misery marks him of our kind;
  • We see him lost, alone, afraid;
  • And pangs of body, griefs in mind,
  • Pronounce him man, and ask our aid. 20
  • "Perhaps, in some far-distant shore,
  • There are who in these forms delight;
  • Whose milky features please them more,
  • Than ours of jet thus burnish'd bright.
  • Of such may be his weeping wife,
  • Such children for their sire may call;
  • And, if we spare his ebbing life,
  • Our kindness may preserve them all."
  • Thus her compassion woman shows,
  • Beneath the line her acts are these; 30
  • Nor the wide waste of Lapland-snows
  • Can her warm flow of pity freeze:--
  • "From some sad land the stranger comes,
  • Where joys, like ours, are never found;
  • Let's soothe him in our happy homes,
  • Where freedom sits, with plenty crown'd.
  • "'Tis good the fainting soul to cheer,
  • To see the famish'd stranger fed;
  • To milk for him the mother-deer,
  • To smooth for him the furry bed. 40
  • The powers above our Lapland bless
  • With good no other people know,
  • T' enlarge the joys that we possess,
  • By feeling those that we bestow!"
  • Thus, in extremes of cold and heat,
  • Where wandering man may trace his kind;
  • Wherever grief and want retreat,
  • In Woman they compassion find;
  • She makes the female breast her seat,
  • And dictates mercy to the mind. 50
  • Man may the sterner virtues know,
  • Determined justice, truth severe;
  • But female hearts with pity glow,
  • And Woman holds affliction dear.
  • For guiltless woes her sorrows flow,
  • And suffering vice compels her tear;
  • 'Tis hers to soothe the ills below,
  • And bid life's fairer views appear.
  • To Woman's gentle kind we owe
  • What comforts and delights us here; 60
  • They its gay hopes on youth bestow,
  • And care they soothe, and age they cheer.
  • THE BOROUGH.
  • Paulo majora canamus.--VIRGIL. [_Ecl._ IV. v. 1.]
  • TO
  • HIS GRACE
  • THE DUKE OF RUTLAND,
  • _MARQUIS OF GRANBY;_
  • RECORDER OF CAMBRIDGE AND SCARBOROUGH;
  • LORD-LIEUTENANT AND CUSTOS-ROTULORUM OF THE
  • COUNTY OF LEICESTER; K.G. & LL.D.
  • MY LORD,
  • The poem, for which I have ventured to solicit your Grace's attention,
  • was composed in a situation so near to Belvoir Castle, that the author
  • had all the advantage to be derived from prospects extensive and
  • beautiful, and from works of grandeur and sublimity: and, though
  • nothing of the influence arising from such situation should be
  • discernible in these verses, either from want of adequate powers in
  • the writer, or because his subjects do not assimilate with such views,
  • yet would it be natural for him to indulge a wish, that he might
  • inscribe his labours to the lord of a scene which perpetually excited
  • his admiration, and he would plead the propriety of placing the titles
  • of the House of Rutland at the entrance of a volume written in the
  • Vale of Belvoir.
  • But, my Lord, a motive much more powerful than a sense of propriety, a
  • grateful remembrance of benefits conferred by the noble family in
  • which you preside, has been the great inducement for me to wish that I
  • might be permitted to inscribe this work to your Grace. The honours of
  • that time were to me unexpected, they were unmerited, and they were
  • transitory; but since I am thus allowed to make public my gratitude, I
  • am in some degree restored to the honour of that period; I have again
  • the happiness to find myself favoured, and my exertions stimulated, by
  • the condescension of the Duke of Rutland.
  • It was my fortune, in a poem which yet circulates, to write of the
  • virtues, talents, and heroic death of Lord Robert Manners, and to bear
  • witness to the affection of a brother whose grief was poignant, and to
  • be soothed only by remembrance of his worth whom he so deeply
  • deplored. In a patron thus favourably predisposed, my Lord, I might
  • look for much lenity, and could not fear the severity of critical
  • examination: from your Grace, who, happily, have no such impediment to
  • justice, I must not look for the same kind of indulgence. I am
  • assured, by those whose situation gave them opportunity for knowledge,
  • and whose abilities and attention guarded them from error, that I must
  • not expect my failings will escape detection from want of discernment,
  • neither am I to fear that any merit will be undistinguished through
  • deficiency of taste. It is from this information, my Lord, and a
  • consciousness of much which needs forgiveness, that I entreat your
  • Grace to read my verses, with a wish, I had almost added, with a
  • purpose, to be pleased, and to make every possible allowance for
  • subjects not always pleasing, for manners sometimes gross, and for
  • language too frequently incorrect.
  • With the fullest confidence in your Grace's ability and favour, in the
  • accuracy of your judgment, and the lenity of your decision; with
  • grateful remembrance of benefits received, and due consciousness of
  • the little I could merit; with prayers that your Grace may long enjoy
  • the dignities of the House of Rutland, and continue to dictate
  • improvement for the surrounding country--I terminate an address, in
  • which a fear of offending your Grace has made me so cautious in my
  • expressions, that I may justly fear to offend many of my readers, who
  • will think that something more of animation should have been excited
  • by the objects I view, the benevolence I honour, and the gratitude I
  • profess.
  • I have the honour to be,
  • My Lord,
  • Your Grace's
  • Most obliged
  • and obedient humble servant,
  • GEORGE CRABBE.
  • PREFACE.
  • Whether, if I had not been encouraged by some proofs of public favour,
  • I should have written the Poem now before the reader, is a question
  • which I cannot positively determine; but I will venture to assert,
  • that I should not, in that case, have committed the work to the press;
  • I should not have allowed my own opinion of it to have led me into
  • further disappointment, against the voice of judges impartial and
  • indifferent, from whose sentence it had been fruitless to appeal. The
  • success of a late publication, therefore, may be fairly assigned as
  • the principal cause for the appearance of this.
  • When the ensuing Letters were so far written, that I could form an
  • opinion of them, and when I began to conceive that they might not be
  • unacceptable to the public, I felt myself prompted by duty, as well as
  • interest, to put them to the press; I considered myself bound by
  • gratitude for the favourable treatment I had already received, to show
  • that I was not unmindful of it; and, however this might be mixed with
  • other motives, it operated with considerable force upon my mind,
  • acting as a stimulus to exertions naturally tardy, and to expectations
  • easily checked.
  • It must nevertheless be acknowledged that, although such favourable
  • opinion had been formed, I was not able, with the requisite
  • impartiality, to determine the comparative value of an unpublished
  • manuscript, and a work sent into the world. Books, like children, when
  • established, have doubtless our parental affection and good wishes; we
  • rejoice to hear that they are doing well, and are received and
  • respected in good company: but it is to manuscripts in the study, as
  • to children in the nursery, that our care, our anxiety, and our
  • tenderness are principally directed: they are fondled as our endearing
  • companions, their faults are corrected with the lenity of partial
  • love, and their good parts are exaggerated by the strength of parental
  • imagination; nor is it easy even for the more cool and reasonable
  • among parents, thus circumstanced, to decide upon the comparative
  • merits of their offspring, whether they be children of the bed or
  • issue of the brain.
  • But, however favourable my own opinion may have been, or may still be,
  • I could not venture to commit so long a Poem to the press without some
  • endeavour to obtain the more valuable opinion of less partial judges.
  • At the same time, I am willing to confess that I have lost some
  • portion of the timidity once so painful, and that I am encouraged to
  • take upon myself the decision of various points, which heretofore I
  • entreated my friends to decide. Those friends were then my council,
  • whose opinion I was implicitly to follow; they are now advisers, whose
  • ideas I am at liberty to reject. This will not, I hope, seem like
  • arrogance: it would be more safe, it would be more pleasant, still to
  • have that reliance on the judgment of others; but it cannot always be
  • obtained; nor are they, however friendly disposed, ever ready to lend
  • a helping hand to him whom they consider as one who ought by this time
  • to have cast away the timidity of inexperience, and to have acquired
  • the courage that would enable him to decide for himself.
  • When it is confessed that I have less assistance from my friends, and
  • that the appearance of this work is, in a great measure, occasioned by
  • the success of a former, some readers will, I fear, entertain the
  • opinion that the book before them was written in haste, and published
  • without due examination and revisal. Should this opinion be formed,
  • there will doubtless occur many faults which may appear as originating
  • in neglect. Now, readers are, I believe, disposed to treat with more
  • than common severity those writers who have been led into presumption
  • by the approbation bestowed on their diffidence, and into idleness and
  • unconcern, by the praises given to their attention. I am therefore
  • even anxious it should be generally known that sufficient time and
  • application were bestowed upon this work, and by this I mean that no
  • material alteration would be effected by delay; it is true that this
  • confession removes one plea for the errors of the book--want of time,
  • but, in my opinion, there is not much consolation to be drawn by
  • reasonable minds from this resource: if a work fails, it appears to be
  • poor satisfaction when it is observed, that if the author had taken
  • more care, the event had been less disgraceful.
  • When the reader enters into the Poem, he will find the author retired
  • from view, and an imaginary personage brought forward to describe his
  • Borough for him. To him it seemed convenient to speak in the first
  • person; but the inhabitant of a village, in the centre of the kingdom,
  • could not appear in the character of a residing burgess in a large
  • sea-port; and when, with this point, was considered what relations
  • were to be given, what manners delineated, and what situations
  • described, no method appeared to be so convenient as that of borrowing
  • the assistance of an ideal friend. By this means the reader is in some
  • degree kept from view of any particular place; nor will he perhaps be
  • so likely to determine where those persons reside, and what their
  • connexions, who are so intimately known to this man of straw.
  • From the title of this Poem, some persons will, I fear, expect a
  • political satire,--an attack upon corrupt principles in a general
  • view, or upon the customs and manners of some particular place; of
  • these they will find nothing satirized, nothing related. It may be
  • that graver readers would have preferred a more historical account of
  • so considerable a Borough--its charter, privileges, trade, public
  • structures, and subjects of this kind; but I have an apology for the
  • omission of these things, in the difficulty of describing them, and in
  • the utter repugnancy which subsists between the studies and objects of
  • topography and poetry. What I thought I could best describe, that I
  • attempted:--the sea, and the country in the immediate vicinity; the
  • dwellings, and the inhabitants; some incidents and characters, with an
  • exhibition of morals and manners, offensive perhaps to those of
  • extremely delicate feelings, but sometimes, I hope, neither unamiable
  • nor unaffecting. An Election indeed forms a part of one Letter, but
  • the evil there described is one not greatly nor generally deplored,
  • and there are probably many places of this kind where it is not felt.
  • From the variety of relations, characters, and descriptions which a
  • BOROUGH affords, several were rejected which a reader might reasonably
  • expect to have met with: in this case he is entreated to believe that
  • these, if they occurred to the author, were considered by him as
  • beyond his ability, as subjects which he could not treat in a manner
  • satisfactory to himself. Possibly the admission of some will be
  • thought to require more apology than the rejection of others. In such
  • variety, it is to be apprehended, that almost every reader will find
  • something not according with his ideas of propriety, or something
  • repulsive to the tone of his feelings; nor could this be avoided but
  • by the sacrifice of every event, opinion, and even expression, which
  • could be thought liable to produce such effect; and this casting away
  • so largely of our cargo, through fears of danger, though it might help
  • us to clear it, would render our vessel of little worth when she came
  • into port. I may likewise entertain a hope, that this very variety,
  • which gives scope to objection and censure, will also afford a better
  • chance for approval and satisfaction.
  • Of these objectionable parts many must be to me unknown; of others
  • some opinion may be formed, and for their admission some plea may be
  • stated.
  • In the first Letter is nothing which particularly calls for remark,
  • except possibly the last line--giving a promise to the reader that he
  • should both smile and sigh in the perusal of the following Letters.
  • This may appear vain, and more than an author ought to promise; but
  • let it be considered that the character assumed is that of a friend,
  • who gives an account of objects, persons, and events to his
  • correspondent, and who was therefore at liberty, without any
  • imputation of this kind, to suppose in what manner he would be
  • affected by such descriptions.
  • Nothing, I trust, in the second Letter, which relates to the imitation
  • of what are called weather-stains on buildings, will seem to any
  • invidious or offensive. I wished to make a comparison between those
  • minute and curious bodies which cover the surface of some edifices,
  • and those kinds of stain which are formed of boles and ochres, and
  • laid on with a brush. Now, as the work of time cannot be anticipated
  • in such cases, it may be very judicious to have recourse to such
  • expedients as will give to a recent structure the venerable appearance
  • of antiquity; and in this case, though I might still observe the vast
  • difference between the living varieties of nature, and the distant
  • imitation of the artist, yet I would not forbear to make use of his
  • dexterity, because he could not clothe my freestone with _mucor_,
  • _lichen_, and _byssus_.
  • The wants and mortifications of a poor Clergyman are the subjects of
  • one portion of the third Letter; and, he being represented as a
  • stranger in the Borough, it may be necessary to make some apology for
  • his appearance in the Poem. Previous to a late meeting of a literary
  • society, whose benevolent purpose is well known to the public, I was
  • induced by a friend to compose a few verses, in which, with the
  • general commendation of the design, should be introduced a hint that
  • the bounty might be farther extended; these verses a gentleman did me
  • the honour to recite at the meeting, and they were printed as an
  • extract from the Poem, to which in fact they may be called an
  • appendage.
  • I am now arrived at that part of my work, which I may expect will
  • bring upon me some animadversion. Religion is a subject deeply
  • interesting to the minds of many; and, when these minds are weak, they
  • are often led by a warmth of feeling into the violence of causeless
  • resentment. I am therefore anxious that my purpose should be
  • understood; and I wish to point out what things they are which an
  • author may hold up to ridicule and be blameless. In referring to the
  • two principal divisions of enthusiastical teachers, I have denominated
  • them, as I conceive they are generally called, _Calvinistic_ and
  • _Arminian_ Methodists. The _Arminians_, though divided and perhaps
  • subdivided, are still, when particular accuracy is not intended,
  • considered as one body, having had, for many years, one head, who is
  • yet held in high respect by the varying members of the present day.
  • But the Calvinistic societies are to be looked upon rather as separate
  • and independent congregations; and it is to one of these (unconnected,
  • as is supposed, with any other) I more particularly allude. But while
  • I am making use of this division, I must entreat that I may not be
  • considered as one who takes upon him to censure the religious opinions
  • of any society or individual: the reader will find that the spirit of
  • the enthusiast, and not his opinions, his manners, and not his creed,
  • have engaged my attention. I have nothing to observe of the Calvinist
  • and Arminian, considered as such; but my remarks are pointed at the
  • enthusiast and the bigot, at their folly and their craft.
  • To those readers who have seen the journals of the first Methodists,
  • or the extracts quoted from them by their opposers[31] in the early
  • times of this spiritual influenza, are sufficiently known all their
  • leading notions and peculiarities; so that I have no need to enter
  • into such unpleasant inquiries in this place. I have only to observe
  • that their tenets remain the same, and have still the former effect on
  • the minds of the converted. There is yet that imagined contention with
  • the powers of darkness, that is at once so lamentable and so
  • ludicrous; there is the same offensive familiarity with the Deity,
  • with a full trust and confidence both in the immediate efficacy of
  • their miserably delivered supplications, and in the reality of
  • numberless small miracles wrought at their request and for their
  • convenience; there still exists that delusion, by which some of the
  • most common diseases of the body are regarded as proofs of the
  • malignity of Satan contending for dominion over the soul; and there
  • still remains the same wretched jargon, composed of scriptural
  • language, debased by vulgar expressions, which has a kind of mystic
  • influence on the minds of the ignorant. It will be recollected that it
  • is the abuse of those scriptural terms which I conceive to be
  • improper: they are doubtless most significant and efficacious when
  • used with propriety; but it is painful to the mind of a soberly devout
  • person, when he hears every rise and fall of the animal spirits, every
  • whim and notion of enthusiastic ignorance, expressed in the venerable
  • language of the Apostles and Evangelists.
  • The success of these people is great, but not surprising: as the
  • powers they claim are given, and come not of education, many may, and
  • therefore do, fancy they are endowed with them; so that they who do
  • not venture to become preachers, yet exert the minor gifts, and gain
  • reputation for the faculty of prayer, as soon as they can address the
  • Creator in daring flights of unpremeditated absurdity. The less
  • indigent gain the praise of hospitality, and the more harmonious
  • become distinguished in their choirs; curiosity is kept alive by
  • succession of ministers, and self-love is flattered by the
  • consideration that they are the persons at whom the world wonders; add
  • to this, that, in many of them, pride is gratified by their
  • consequence as new members of a sect whom their conversion pleases,
  • and by the liberty, which as seceders they take, of speaking
  • contemptuously of the Church and ministers, whom they have
  • relinquished.
  • Of those denominated _Calvinistic Methodists_ I had principally one
  • sect in view, or, to adopt the term of its founder, _a church_. This
  • _church_ consists of several congregations in town and country,
  • unknown perhaps in many parts of the kingdom, but, where known, the
  • cause of much curiosity and some amusement. To such of my readers as
  • may judge an enthusiastic teacher and his peculiarities to be unworthy
  • any serious attention, I would observe that there is something
  • unusually daring in the boast of this man, who claims the authority of
  • a messenger sent from God, and declares without hesitation that his
  • call was immediate; that he is assisted by the sensible influence of
  • the Spirit, and that miracles are perpetually wrought in his favour
  • and for his convenience.
  • As it was and continues to be my desire to give proof that I had
  • advanced nothing respecting this extraordinary person, his operations
  • or assertions, which might not be readily justified by quotations from
  • his own writings, I had collected several of these and disposed them
  • under certain heads. But I found that by this means a very
  • disproportioned share of attention must be given to the subject, and
  • after some consideration, I have determined to relinquish the design;
  • and, should any have curiosity to search whether my representation of
  • the temper and disposition, the spirit and manners, the knowledge and
  • capacity, of a very popular teacher be correct, he is referred to
  • about fourscore pamphlets, whose titles will be found on the covers of
  • the late editions of the _Bank of Faith_, itself a wonderful
  • performance, which (according to the turn of mind in the reader) will
  • either highly excite, or totally extinguish, curiosity. In these works
  • will be abundantly seen, abuse and contempt of the Church of England
  • and its ministers; vengeance and virulent denunciation against all
  • offenders; scorn for morality and heathen virtue, with that kind of
  • learning which the author possesses, and his peculiar style of
  • composition. A few of the titles placed below will give some
  • information to the reader respecting the merit and design of those
  • performances[32].
  • As many of the preacher's subjects are controverted and nice questions
  • in divinity, he has sometimes allowed himself relaxation from the
  • severity of study, and favoured his admirers with the effects of an
  • humbler kind of inspiration, viz. that of the Muse. It must be
  • confessed that these flights of fancy are very humble, and have
  • nothing of that daring and mysterious nature which the prose of the
  • author leads us to expect. _The Dimensions of eternal_ LOVE is a title
  • of one of his more learned productions, with which might have been
  • expected (as a fit companion) _The Bounds of infinite Grace_; but no
  • such work appears, and possibly the author considered one attempt of
  • this kind was sufficient to prove the extent and direction of his
  • abilities.
  • Of the whole of this mass of inquiry and decision, of denunciation and
  • instruction (could we suppose it read by intelligent persons),
  • different opinions would probably be formed; the more indignant and
  • severe would condemn the whole as the produce of craft and hypocrisy,
  • while the more lenient would allow that such things might originate in
  • the wandering imagination of a dreaming enthusiast.
  • None of my readers will, I trust, do me so much injustice as to
  • suppose I have here any other motive than a vindication of what I have
  • advanced in the verses which describe this kind of character, or that
  • I had there any other purpose than to express (what I conceive to be)
  • justifiable indignation against the assurance, the malignity, and
  • (what is of more importance) the pernicious influence of such
  • sentiments on the minds of the simple and ignorant, who, if they give
  • credit to his relations, must be no more than tools and instruments
  • under the control and management of one _called to be their Apostle_.
  • Nothing would be more easy for me, as I have observed, than to bring
  • forward quotations such as would justify all I have advanced; but,
  • even had I room, I cannot tell whether there be not something
  • degrading in such kind of attack: the reader might smile at those
  • miraculous accounts, but he would consider them and the language of
  • the author as beneath his further attention: I therefore once more
  • refer him to those pamphlets, which will afford matter for pity and
  • for contempt by which some would be amused and others astonished--not
  • without sorrow, when they reflect that thousands look up to the writer
  • as a man literally inspired, to whose wants they administer with their
  • substance, and to whose guidance they prostrate their spirit and
  • understanding.
  • Having been so long detained by this Letter, I must not permit my
  • desire of elucidating what may seem obscure, or of defending what is
  • liable to misconstruction, any further to prevail over a wish for
  • brevity, and the fear of giving an air of importance to subjects which
  • have perhaps little in themselves.
  • The circumstance recorded in the fifth Letter is a fact; although it
  • may appear to many almost incredible, that, in this country, and but
  • few years since, a close and successful man should be a stranger to
  • the method of increasing money by the loan of it. The Minister of the
  • place where the honest Fisherman resided has related to me the
  • apprehension and suspicion he witnessed. With trembling hand and
  • dubious look, the careful man received and surveyed the bond given to
  • him; and, after a sigh or two of lingering mistrust, he placed it in
  • the coffer whence he had just before taken his cash; for which, and
  • for whose increase, he now indulged a belief that it was indeed both
  • promise and security.
  • If the Letter which treats of Inns should be found to contain nothing
  • interesting or uncommon; if it describe things which we behold every
  • day, and some which we do not wish to behold at any time: let it be
  • considered that this Letter is one of the shortest, and that from a
  • Poem whose subject was a Borough, populous and wealthy, these places
  • of public accommodation could not, without some impropriety, be
  • excluded.
  • I entertain the strongest, because the most reasonable, hope that no
  • liberal practitioner in the Law will be offended by the notice taken
  • of dishonourable and crafty attorneys. The increased difficulty of
  • entering into the profession will in time render it much more free
  • than it now is from those who disgrace it; at present such persons
  • remain, and it would not be difficult to give instances of neglect,
  • ignorance, cruelty, oppression, and chicanery; nor are they by any
  • means confined to one part of the country: quacks and impostors are
  • indeed in every profession, as well with a licence as without one. The
  • character and actions of _Swallow_ might doubtless be contrasted by
  • the delineation of an able and upright Solicitor; but this Letter is
  • of sufficient length, and such persons, without question, are already
  • known to my readers.
  • When I observe, under the article Physic, that the young and less
  • experienced physician will write rather with a view of making himself
  • known, than to investigate and publish some useful fact, I would not
  • be thought to extend this remark to all the publications of such men.
  • I could point out a work, containing experiments the most judicious,
  • and conclusions the most interesting, made by a gentleman, then young,
  • which would have given just celebrity to a man after long practice.
  • The observation is nevertheless generally true: many opinions have
  • been adopted and many books written, not that the theory might be well
  • defended, but that a young physician might be better known.
  • If I have in one Letter praised the good-humour of a man confessedly
  • too inattentive to business, and, in another, if I have written
  • somewhat sarcastically of "the brick-floored parlour which the butcher
  • lets:" be credit given to me, that in the one case I had no intention
  • to apologize for idleness, nor any design in the other to treat with
  • contempt the resources of the poor. The good-humour is considered as
  • the consolation of disappointment, and the room is so mentioned
  • because the lodger is vain. Most of my readers will perceive this; but
  • I shall be sorry if by any I am supposed to make pleas for the vices
  • of men, or treat their wants and infirmities with derision or with
  • disdain.
  • It is probable, that really polite people, with cultivated minds and
  • harmonious tempers, may judge my description of a Card-club
  • conversation to be highly exaggerated, if not totally fictitious; and
  • I acknowledge that the club must admit a particular kind of members to
  • afford such specimens of acrimony and objurgation. Yet, that such
  • language is spoken, and such manners exhibited, is most certain,
  • chiefly among those who, being successful in life, without previous
  • education, not very nice in their feelings, or very attentive to
  • improprieties, sit down to game with no other view than that of adding
  • the gain of the evening to the profits of the day; whom therefore
  • disappointment itself makes angry, and, when caused by another;
  • resentful and vindictive.
  • The Letter on Itinerant Players will to some appear too harshly
  • written, their profligacy exaggerated, and their distresses magnified;
  • but, though the respectability of a part of these people may give us a
  • more favourable view of the whole body, though some actors be sober,
  • and some managers prudent: still there is vice and misery left, more
  • than sufficient to justify my description. But, if I could find only
  • one woman who (passing forty years on many stages, and sustaining many
  • principal characters) laments in her unrespected old age, that there
  • was no workhouse to which she could legally sue for admission; if I
  • could produce only one female, seduced upon the boards, and starved in
  • her lodging, compelled by her poverty to sing, and by her sufferings
  • to weep, without any prospect but misery, or any consolation but
  • death; if I could exhibit only one youth who sought refuge from
  • parental authority in the licentious freedom of a wandering company:
  • yet, with three such examples, I should feel myself justified in the
  • account I have given.--But such characters and sufferings are common,
  • and there are few of these societies which could not show members of
  • this description. To some, indeed, the life has its satisfactions:
  • they never expected to be free from labour, and their present kind,
  • they think, is light; they have no delicate ideas of shame, and
  • therefore duns and hisses give them no other pain than what arises
  • from the fear of not being trusted, joined with the apprehension that
  • they may have nothing to subsist upon except their credit.
  • For the Alms-House itself, its Governors and Inhabitants, I have not
  • much to offer, in favour of the subject or of the characters. One of
  • these, _Sir Denys Brand_, may be considered as too highly placed for
  • an author (who seldom ventures above middle-life) to delineate; and
  • indeed I had some idea of reserving him for another occasion, where he
  • might have appeared with those in his own rank; but then it is most
  • uncertain whether he would ever appear, and he has been so many years
  • prepared for the public whenever opportunity might offer, that I have
  • at length given him place, and though with his inferiors, yet as a
  • ruler over them. Of these, one (_Benbow_) may be thought too low and
  • despicable to be admitted here; but he is a Borough-character, and,
  • however disgusting in some respects a picture may be, it will please
  • some, and be tolerated by many, if it can boast that one merit of
  • being a faithful likeness.
  • _Blaney_ and _Clelia_, a male and female inhabitant of this mansion,
  • are drawn at some length; and I may be thought to have given them
  • attention which they do not merit. I plead not for the originality,
  • but for the truth, of the character; and, though it may not be very
  • pleasing, it may be useful to delineate (for certain minds) these
  • mixtures of levity and vice; people who are thus incurably vain and
  • determinately worldly; thus devoted to enjoyment and insensible of
  • shame, and so miserably fond of their pleasures, that they court even
  • the remembrance with eager solicitation, by conjuring up the ghosts of
  • departed indulgences with all the aid that memory can afford them.
  • These characters demand some attention, because they hold out a
  • warning to that numerous class of young people who are too lively to
  • be discreet; to whom the purpose of life is amusement, and who are
  • always in danger of falling into vicious habits, because they have too
  • much activity to be quiet, and too little strength to be steady.
  • The characters of the Hospital-Directors were written many years
  • since, and, so far as I was capable of judging, are drawn with
  • _fidelity_. I mention this circumstance, that, if any reader should
  • find a difference in the versification or expression, he will be thus
  • enabled to account for it.
  • The Poor are here almost of necessity introduced, for they must be
  • considered, in every place, as a large and interesting portion of its
  • inhabitants. I am aware of the great difficulty of acquiring just
  • notions on the maintenance and management of this class of our
  • fellow-subjects, and I forbear to express any opinion of the various
  • modes which have been discussed or adopted: of one method only I
  • venture to give my sentiments, that of collecting the poor of a
  • hundred into one building. This admission of a vast number of persons,
  • of all ages and both sexes, of very different inclinations, habits,
  • and capacities, into a society, must, at a first view, I conceive, be
  • looked upon as a cause of both vice and misery; nor does anything
  • which I have heard or read invalidate the opinion; happily, it is not
  • a prevailing one, as these houses are, I believe, still confined to
  • that part of the kingdom where they originated.
  • To this subject follow several Letters describing the follies, and
  • crimes of persons in lower life, with one relation of a happier and
  • more consolatory kind. It has been a subject of greater vexation to me
  • than such trifle ought to be, that I could not, without destroying all
  • appearance of arrangement, separate these melancholy narratives, and
  • place the fallen Clerk in Office at a greater distance from the Clerk
  • of the Parish, especially as they resembled each other in several
  • particulars; both being tempted, seduced, and wretched. Yet are there,
  • I conceive, considerable marks of distinction: their guilt is of
  • different kind; nor would either have committed the offence of the
  • other. The Clerk of the Parish could break the commandment, but he
  • could not have been induced to have disowned an article of that creed
  • for which he had so bravely contended, and on which he fully relied;
  • and the upright mind of the Clerk in Office would have secured him
  • from being guilty of wrong and robbery, though his weak and
  • vacillating intellect could not preserve him from infidelity and
  • profaneness. Their melancholy is nearly alike, but not its
  • consequences. _Jachin_ retained his belief, and though he hated life,
  • he could never be induced to quit it voluntarily; but _Abel_ was
  • driven to terminate his misery in a way which the unfixedness of his
  • religious opinions rather accelerated than retarded. I am therefore
  • not without hope that the more observant of my readers will perceive
  • many marks of discrimination in these characters.
  • The Life of _Ellen Orford_, though sufficiently burthened with error
  • and misfortune, has in it little besides, which resembles those of the
  • above unhappy men, and is still more unlike that of _Grimes_, in a
  • subsequent Letter. There is in this character cheerfulness and
  • resignation, a more uniform piety, and an immovable trust in the aid
  • of religion: this, with the light texture of the introductory part,
  • will, I hope, take off from that idea of sameness which the repetition
  • of crimes and distresses is likely to create. The character of
  • _Grimes_, his obduracy and apparent want of feeling, his gloomy kind
  • of misanthropy, the progress of his madness, and the horrors of his
  • imagination, I must leave to the judgment and observation of my
  • readers. The mind here exhibited is one untouched by pity, unstung by
  • remorse, and uncorrected by shame: yet is this hardihood of temper and
  • spirit broken by want, disease, solitude, and disappointment; and he
  • becomes the victim of a distempered and horror-stricken fancy. It is
  • evident, therefore, that no feeble vision, no half-visible ghost, not
  • the momentary glance of an unbodied being, nor the half-audible voice
  • of an invisible one, would be created by the continual workings of
  • distress on a mind so depraved and flinty. The ruffian of Mr
  • _Scott_[33] has a mind of this nature: he has no shame or remorse: but
  • the corrosion of hopeless want, the wasting of unabating disease, and
  • the gloom of unvaried solitude, will have their effect on every
  • nature; and, the harder that nature is, and the longer time required
  • to work upon it, so much the more strong and indelible is the
  • impression. This is all the reason I am able to give, why a man of
  • feeling so dull should yet become insane, should be of so horrible a
  • nature.
  • That a Letter on Prisons should follow those narratives is
  • unfortunate, but not to be easily avoided. I confess it is not
  • pleasant to be detained so long by subjects so repulsive to the
  • feelings of many as the sufferings of mankind; but, though I assuredly
  • would have altered this arrangement, had I been able to have done it
  • by substituting a better, yet am I not of opinion that my verses, or
  • indeed the verses of any other person, can so represent the evils and
  • distresses of life as to make any material impression on the mind, and
  • much less any of injurious nature. Alas! sufferings real, evident,
  • continually before us, have not effects very serious or lasting, even
  • in the minds of the more reflecting and compassionate; nor indeed does
  • it seem right that the pain caused by sympathy should serve for more
  • than a stimulus to benevolence. If, then, the strength and solidity of
  • truth placed before our eyes have effect so feeble and transitory, I
  • need not be very apprehensive that my representations of Poor-houses
  • and Prisons, of wants and sufferings, however faithfully taken, will
  • excite any feelings which can be seriously lamented. It has always
  • been held as a salutary exercise of the mind, to contemplate the evils
  • and miseries of our nature. I am not, therefore, without hope, that
  • even this gloomy subject of Imprisonment, and more especially the
  • Dream of the condemned Highwayman, will excite in some minds that
  • mingled pity and abhorrence, which, while it is not unpleasant to the
  • feelings, is useful in its operation: it ties and binds us to all
  • mankind by sensations common to us all, and in some degree connects
  • us, without degradation, even to the most miserable and guilty of our
  • fellow-men.
  • Our concluding subject is Education; and some attempt is made to
  • describe its various seminaries, from that of the Poor Widow, who
  • pronounces the alphabet for infants, to seats whence the light of
  • learning is shed abroad on the world. If, in this Letter, I describe
  • the lives of literary men as embittered by much evil; if they be often
  • disappointed, and sometimes unfitted for the world they improve: let
  • it be considered that they are described as men who possess that great
  • pleasure, the exercise of their own talents, and the delight which
  • flows from their own exertions; they have joy in their pursuits, and
  • glory in their acquirements of knowledge. Their victory over
  • difficulties affords the most rational cause of triumph, and the
  • attainment of new ideas leads to incalculable riches, such as gratify
  • the glorious avarice of aspiring and comprehensive minds. Here, then,
  • I place the reward of learning.--Our Universities produce men of the
  • first scholastic attainments, who are heirs to large possessions, or
  • descendants from noble families. Now, to those so favoured, talents
  • and acquirements are, unquestionably, means of arriving at the most
  • elevated and important situations; but these must be the lot of a few.
  • In general, the diligence, acuteness, and perseverance of a youth at
  • the University, have no other reward than some College honours and
  • emoluments, which they desire to exchange, many of them, for very
  • moderate incomes in the obscurity of some distant village: so that, in
  • stating the reward of an ardent and powerful mind to consist
  • principally (I might have said entirely) in its own views, efforts,
  • and excursions, I place it upon a sure foundation, though not one so
  • elevated as the more ambitious aspire to. It is surely some
  • encouragement to a studious man to reflect, that if he be
  • disappointed, he cannot be without gratification; and that, if he gets
  • but a very humble portion of what the world can give, he has a
  • continual fruition of unwearying enjoyment, of which it has not power
  • to deprive him.
  • Long as I have detained the reader, I take leave to add a few words on
  • the subject of imitation, or, more plainly speaking, borrowing. In the
  • course of a long Poem, and more especially of two long ones, it is
  • very difficult to avoid a recurrence of the same thoughts, and of
  • similar expressions; and, however careful I have been myself in
  • detecting and removing these kinds of repetitions, my readers, I
  • question not, would, if disposed to seek them, find many remaining.
  • For these I can only plead that common excuse--they are the offences
  • of a bad memory, and not of voluntary inattention; to which I must add
  • the difficulty (I have already mentioned) of avoiding the error. This
  • kind of plagiarism will therefore, I conceive, be treated with lenity;
  • and of the more criminal kind, borrowing from others, I plead, with
  • much confidence, "not guilty." But while I claim exemption from guilt,
  • I do not affirm that much of sentiment and much of expression may not
  • be detected in the vast collection of English poetry: it is sufficient
  • for an author, that he uses not the words or ideas of another without
  • acknowledgment; and this, and no more than this, I mean, by
  • disclaiming debts of the kind. Yet resemblances are sometimes so very
  • striking, that it requires faith in a reader to admit they were
  • undesigned. A line in the second Letter,
  • "And monuments themselves memorials need,"
  • was written long before the author, in an accidental recourse to
  • Juvenal, read--
  • "Quandoquidem data sunt ipsis quoque fata sepulchris."
  • Sat. x. l. 146.
  • and for this I believe the reader will readily give me credit. But
  • there is another apparent imitation in the life of _Blaney_ (Letter
  • xiv), a simile of so particular a kind, that its occurrence to two
  • writers at the same time must appear as an extraordinary event. For
  • this reason I once determined to exclude it from the relation, but, as
  • it was truly unborrowed, and suited the place in which it stood, this
  • seemed, on after-consideration, to be an act of cowardice, and the
  • lines are therefore printed as they were written about two months
  • before the very same thought (prosaically drest) appeared in a
  • periodical work of the last summer. It is highly probable, in these
  • cases, that both may derive the idea from a forgotten but common
  • source; and in this way I must entreat the reader to do me justice, by
  • accounting for other such resemblances, should any be detected.
  • I know not whether to some readers the placing two or three Latin
  • quotations to a Letter may not appear pedantic and ostentatious, while
  • both they and the English ones may be thought unnecessary. For the
  • necessity I have not much to advance; but if they be allowable (and
  • certainly the best writers have adopted them), then, where two or
  • three different subjects occur, so many of these mottoes seem to be
  • required: nor will a charge of pedantry remain, when it is considered
  • that these things are generally taken from some books familiar to the
  • school-boy, and the selecting them is facilitated by the use of a book
  • of common-place. Yet, with this help, the task of motto-hunting has
  • been so unpleasant to me, that I have in various instances given up
  • the quotation I was in pursuit of, and substituted such English verse
  • or prose as I could find or invent for my purpose.
  • FOOTNOTES:
  • [31] Methodists and Papists compared; Treatise on Grace, by Bishop
  • Warburton, &c.
  • [32] Barbar, in two Parts; Bond-Child; Cry of Little Faith; Satan's
  • Lawsuit; Forty Stripes for Satan; Myrrh and Odour of Saints; the
  • Naked Bow of God: Rule and Riddle; Way and Fare for Wayfaring Men;
  • Utility of the Books and Excellency of the Parchments;
  • Correspondence between _Noctua_, _Aurita_ (the words so separated),
  • and _Philomela_, &c.
  • [33] Marmion.
  • CONTENTS.
  • LETTER PAGE
  • 1. General Description 284
  • 2. The Church 294
  • 3. The Vicar--The Curate, &c. 303
  • 4. Sects and Professions in Religion 313
  • 5. Elections 329
  • 6. Professions--Law 336
  • 7. Professions--Physic 347
  • 8. Trades 356
  • 9. Amusements 364
  • 10. Clubs and Social Meetings 374
  • 11. Inns 386
  • 12. Players 396
  • 13. The Alms-House and Trustees 407
  • 14. Inhabitants of the Alms-House--Blaney 417
  • 15. Inhabitants of the Alms-House--Clelia 424
  • 16. Inhabitants of the Alms-House--Benbow 431
  • 17. The Hospital and Governors 439
  • 18. The Poor and their Dwellings 448
  • 19. The Poor of the Borough--The Parish Clerk 460
  • 20. The Poor of the Borough--Ellen Orford 469
  • 21. The Poor of the Borough--Abel Keene 480
  • 22. The Poor of the Borough--Peter Grimes 491
  • 23. Prisons 502
  • 24. Schools 512
  • LETTER I.
  • _GENERAL DESCRIPTION._
  • These did the ruler of the deep ordain,
  • To build proud navies, and to rule the main.
  • _Pope's Homer's Iliad_, book vi. line 45. [?]
  • Such [place hath] Deptford, navy-building town,
  • Woolwich and Wapping, smelling strong of pitch;
  • Such Lambeth, envy of each band and gown,
  • And Twickenham such, which fairer scenes enrich.
  • _Pope's Imitation of Spenser._
  • Et cum coelestibus undis
  • Æquoreæ miscentur aquæ; caret ignibus æther,
  • Cæcaque nox premitur tenebris hiemisque suisque;
  • [Discutiunt] tamen has, præbentque micantia lumen
  • Fulmina; fulmineis ardescunt ignibus undæ.
  • _Ovid. Metamorph._ lib. xi. [vv. 519-523].
  • The Difficulty of describing Town Scenery--A Comparison with certain
  • Views in the Country--The River and Quay--The Shipping and
  • Business--Ship-Building--Sea-Boys and Port-Views--Village and Town
  • Scenery again compared--Walks from Town--Cottage and adjoining
  • Heath, &c.--House of Sunday Entertainment--The Sea: a Summer and
  • Winter View--A Shipwreck at Night, and its Effects on
  • Shore--Evening Amusements in the Borough--An Apology for the
  • imperfect View which can be given of these Subjects.
  • LETTER I.
  • _GENERAL DESCRIPTION._
  • "Describe the Borough."--Though our idle tribe
  • May love description, can we so describe,
  • That you shall fairly streets and buildings trace,
  • And all that gives distinction to a place?
  • This cannot be; yet, moved by your request,
  • A part I paint--let fancy form the rest.
  • Cities and towns, the various haunts of men,
  • Require the pencil; they defy the pen.
  • Could he, who sang so well the Grecian fleet,
  • So well have sung of alley, lane, or street? 10
  • Can measured lines these various buildings show,
  • The Town-Hall Turning, or the Prospect Row?
  • Can I the seats of wealth and want explore,
  • And lengthen out my lays from door to door?
  • Then, let thy fancy aid me.--I repair
  • From this tall mansion of our last-year's mayor,
  • Till we the outskirts of the Borough reach,
  • And these half-buried buildings next the beach;
  • Where hang at open doors the net and cork,
  • While squalid sea-dames mend the meshy work; 20
  • Till comes the hour, when, fishing through the tide,
  • The weary husband throws his freight aside--
  • A living mass, which now demands the wife,
  • Th' alternate labours of their humble life.
  • Can scenes like these withdraw thee from thy wood,
  • Thy upland forest or thy valley's flood?
  • Seek, then, thy garden's shrubby bound, and look,
  • As it steals by, upon the bordering brook:
  • That winding streamlet, limpid, lingering, slow,
  • Where the reeds whisper when the zephyrs blow; 30
  • Where in the midst, upon her throne of green,
  • Sits the large lily[34] as the water's queen;
  • And makes the current, forced awhile to stay,
  • Murmur and bubble as it shoots away;
  • Draw then the strongest contrast to that stream,
  • And our broad river will before thee seem.
  • With ceaseless motion comes and goes the tide,
  • Flowing, it fills the channel vast and wide;
  • Then back to sea, with strong majestic sweep
  • It rolls, in ebb yet terrible and deep; 40
  • Here sampire-banks[35] and salt-wort[36] bound the flood;
  • There stakes and sea-weeds, withering on the mud;
  • And, higher up, a ridge of all things base,
  • Which some strong tide has roll'd upon the place.
  • Thy gentle river boasts its pigmy boat,
  • Urged on by pains, half grounded, half afloat;
  • While at her stern an angler takes his stand,
  • And marks the fish he purposes to land;
  • From that clear space, where, in the cheerful ray
  • Of the warm sun, the scaly people play. 50
  • Far other craft our prouder river shows,
  • Hoys, pinks and sloops; brigs, brigantines and snows:
  • Nor angler we on our wide stream descry,
  • But one poor dredger where his oysters lie:
  • He, cold and wet, and driving with the tide,
  • Beats his weak arms against his tarry side,
  • Then drains the remnant of diluted gin,
  • To aid the warmth that languishes within;
  • Renewing oft his poor attempts to beat
  • His tingling fingers into gathering heat. 60
  • He shall again be seen when evening comes,
  • And social parties crowd their favourite rooms;
  • Where on the table pipes and papers lie,
  • The steaming bowl or foaming tankard by.
  • 'Tis then, with all these comforts spread around,
  • They hear the painful dredger's welcome sound;
  • And few themselves the savoury boon deny,
  • The food that feeds, the living luxury.
  • Yon is our quay! those smaller hoys from town.
  • Its various wares, for country-use, bring down; 70
  • Those laden waggons, in return, impart
  • The country-produce to the city mart;
  • Hark to the clamour in that miry road,
  • Bounded and narrow'd by yon vessels' load;
  • The lumbering wealth she empties round the place,
  • Package, and parcel, hogshead, chest, and case;
  • While the loud seaman and the angry hind,
  • Mingling in business, bellow to the wind.
  • Near these a crew amphibious, in the docks,
  • Rear, for the sea, those castles on the stocks: 80
  • See the long keel, which soon the waves must hide;
  • See the strong ribs which form the roomy side;
  • Bolts yielding slowly to the sturdiest stroke,
  • And planks[37] which curve and crackle in the smoke.
  • Around the whole rise cloudy wreaths, and far
  • Bear the warm pungence of o'er-boiling tar.
  • Dabbling on shore half-naked sea-boys crowd,
  • Swim round a ship, or swing upon the shroud;
  • Or, in a boat purloin'd, with paddles play,
  • And grow familiar with the watery way. 90
  • Young though they be, they feel whose sons they are;
  • They know what British seamen do and dare;
  • Proud of that fame, they raise and they enjoy
  • The rustic wonder of the village-boy.
  • Before you bid these busy scenes adieu,
  • Behold the wealth that lies in public view,
  • Those far-extended heaps of coal and coke,
  • Where fresh-fill'd lime-kilns breathe their stifling smoke.
  • This shall pass off, and you behold, instead,
  • The night-fire gleaming on its chalky bed; 100
  • When from the light-house brighter beams will rise,
  • To show the shipman where the shallow lies.
  • Thy walks are ever pleasant; every scene
  • Is rich in beauty, lively, or serene:
  • Rich--is that varied view with woods around,
  • Seen from the seat, within the shrubb'ry bound;
  • Where shines the distant lake, and where appear
  • From ruins bolting, unmolested deer;
  • Lively--the village-green, the inn, the place
  • Where the good widow schools her infant race; 110
  • Shops, whence are heard the hammer and the saw,
  • And village-pleasures unreproved by law.
  • Then, how serene--when in your favourite room,
  • Gales from your jasmines soothe the evening gloom;
  • When from your upland paddock you look down,
  • And just perceive the smoke which hides the town;
  • When weary peasants at the close of day
  • Walk to their cots, and part upon the way;
  • When cattle slowly cross the shallow brook,
  • And shepherds pen their folds, and rest upon their crook. 120
  • We prune our hedges, prime our slender trees,
  • And nothing looks untutor'd and at ease;
  • On the wide heath, or in the flow'ry vale,
  • We scent the vapours of the sea-born gale;
  • Broad-beaten paths lead on from stile to stile,
  • And sewers from streets the road-side banks defile;
  • Our guarded fields a sense of danger show,
  • Where garden-crops with corn and clover grow;
  • Fences are form'd of wreck and placed around
  • (With tenters tipp'd), a strong repulsive bound; 130
  • Wide and deep ditches by the gardens run,
  • And there in ambush lie the trap and gun;
  • Or yon broad board, which guards each tempting prize,
  • "Like a tall bully, lifts its head and lies."
  • There stands a cottage with an open door,
  • Its garden undefended blooms before;
  • Her wheel is still, and overturn'd her stool,
  • While the lone widow seeks the neighb'ring pool.
  • This gives us hope all views of town to shun--
  • No! here are tokens of the sailor-son: 140
  • That old blue jacket, and that shirt of check,
  • And silken kerchief for the seaman's neck;
  • Sea-spoils and shells from many a distant shore,
  • And furry robe from frozen Labrador.
  • Our busy streets and sylvan-walks between,
  • Fen, marshes, bog and heath all intervene;
  • Here pits of crag, with spongy, plashy base,
  • To some enrich th' uncultivated space:
  • For there are blossoms rare, and curious rush,
  • The gale's rich balm, and sun-dew's crimson blush, 150
  • Whose velvet leaf, with radiant beauty dress'd,
  • Forms a gay pillow for the plover's breast.
  • Not distant far, a house, commodious made,
  • Lonely yet public stands, for Sunday-trade;
  • Thither, for this day free, gay parties go,
  • Their tea-house walk, their tippling rendezvous;
  • There humble couples sit in corner-bowers,
  • Or gaily ramble for th' allotted hours;
  • Sailors and lasses from the town attend,
  • The servant-lover, the apprentice-friend; 160
  • With all the idle social tribes who seek
  • And find their humble pleasures once a week.
  • Turn to the watery world!--but who to thee
  • (A wonder yet unview'd) shall paint--the sea?
  • Various and vast, sublime in all its forms,
  • When lull'd by zephyrs, or when roused by storms;
  • Its colours changing, when from clouds and sun
  • Shades after shades upon the surface run;
  • Embrown'd and horrid now, and now serene,
  • In limpid blue, and evanescent green; 170
  • And oft the foggy banks on ocean lie,
  • Lift the fair sail, and cheat th' experienced eye[38].
  • Be it the summer-noon: a sandy space
  • The ebbing tide has left upon its place;
  • Then, just the hot and stony beach above,
  • Light twinkling streams in bright confusion move
  • (For heated thus, the warmer air ascends,
  • And with the cooler in its fall contends);
  • Then the broad bosom of the ocean keeps
  • An equal motion, swelling as it sleeps, 180
  • Then slowly sinking; curling to the strand,
  • Faint, lazy waves o'ercreep the ridgy sand,
  • Or tap the tarry boat with gentle blow,
  • And back return in silence, smooth and slow.
  • Ships in the calm seem anchored; for they glide
  • On the still sea, urged solely by the tide;
  • Art thou not present, this calm scene before, }
  • Where all beside is pebbly length of shore, }
  • And far as eye can reach, it can discern no more? }
  • Yet sometimes comes a ruffling cloud, to make 190
  • The quiet surface of the ocean shake;
  • As an awaken'd giant with a frown
  • Might show his wrath, and then to sleep sink down.
  • View now the winter-storm, above, one cloud,
  • Black and unbroken, all the skies o'ershroud.
  • Th' unwieldy porpoise through the day before
  • Had roll'd in view of boding men on shore;
  • And sometimes hid, and sometimes show'd, his form,
  • Dark as the cloud, and furious as the storm.
  • All where the eye delights, yet dreads, to roam, 200
  • The breaking billows cast the flying foam
  • Upon the billows rising--all the deep
  • Is restless change; the waves so swell'd and steep,
  • Breaking and sinking, and the sunken swells,
  • Nor one, one moment, in its station dwells.
  • But, nearer land, you may the billows trace,
  • As if contending in their watery chase;
  • May watch the mightiest till the shoal they reach,
  • Then break and hurry to their utmost stretch;
  • Curl'd as they come, they strike with furious force, 210
  • And then, re-flowing, take their grating course,
  • Raking the rounded flints, which ages past
  • Roll'd by their rage, and shall to ages last.
  • Far off, the petrel in the troubled way
  • Swims with her brood, or flutters in the spray;
  • She rises often, often drops again,
  • And sports at ease on the tempestuous main.
  • High o'er the restless deep, above the reach
  • Of gunner's hope, vast flights of wild-ducks stretch;
  • Far as the eye can glance on either side, 220
  • In a broad space and level line they glide;
  • All in their wedge-like figures from the north,
  • Day after day, flight after flight, go forth.
  • In-shore their passage tribes of sea-gulls urge,
  • And drop for prey within the sweeping surge;
  • Oft in the rough opposing blast they fly }
  • Far back, then turn, and all their force apply, }
  • While to the storm they give their weak complaining cry; }
  • Or clap the sleek white pinion to the breast,
  • And in the restless ocean dip for rest. 230
  • Darkness begins to reign; the louder wind
  • Appals the weak and awes the firmer mind;
  • But frights not him, whom evening and the spray
  • In part conceal--yon prowler on his way.
  • Lo! he has something seen; he runs apace,
  • As if he fear'd companion in the chase;
  • He sees his prize, and now he turns again,
  • Slowly and sorrowing--"Was your search in vain?"
  • Gruffly he answers, "'Tis a sorry sight!
  • A seaman's body; there'll be more to-night!" 240
  • Hark to those sounds! they're from distress at sea:
  • How quick they come! What terrors may there be!
  • Yes, 'tis a driven vessel: I discern
  • Lights, signs of terror, gleaming from the stern;
  • Others behold them too, and from the town
  • In various parties seamen hurry down;
  • Their wives pursue, and damsels urged by dread,
  • Lest men so dear be into danger led;
  • Their head the gown has hooded, and their call
  • In this sad night is piercing like the squall; 250
  • They feel their kinds of power, and when they meet,
  • Chide, fondle, weep, dare, threaten, or entreat.
  • See one poor girl, all terror and alarm,
  • Has fondly seized upon her lover's arm;
  • "Thou shalt not venture;" and he answers "No!
  • I will not"--still she cries, "Thou shalt not go."
  • No need of this; not here the stoutest boat
  • Can through such breakers, o'er such billows float;
  • Yet may they view these lights upon the beach,
  • Which yield them hope, whom help can never reach. 260
  • From parted clouds the moon her radiance throws
  • On the wild waves, and all the danger shows;
  • But shows them beaming in her shining vest,
  • Terrific splendour! gloom in glory dress'd!
  • This for a moment, and then clouds again
  • Hide every beam, and fear and darkness reign.
  • But hear we now those sounds? Do lights appear?
  • I see them not! the storm alone I hear:
  • And lo! the sailors homeward take their way;
  • Man must endure--let us submit and pray. 270
  • Such are our winter-views; but night comes on--
  • Now business sleeps, and daily cares are gone;
  • Now parties form, and some their friends assist
  • To waste the idle hours at sober whist;
  • The tavern's pleasure or the concert's charm
  • Unnumber'd moments of their sting disarm;
  • Play-bills and open doors a crowd invite,
  • To pass off one dread portion of the night;
  • And show and song and luxury combined
  • Lift off from man this burthen of mankind. 280
  • Others advent'rous walk abroad and meet
  • Returning parties pacing through the street;
  • When various voices, in the dying day,
  • Hum in our walks, and greet us in our way;
  • When tavern-lights flit on from room to room,
  • And guide the tippling sailor, staggering home:
  • There as we pass, the jingling bells betray
  • How business rises with the closing day:
  • Now walking silent, by the river's side,
  • The ear perceives the rippling of the tide; 290
  • Or measured cadence of the lads who tow
  • Some enter'd hoy, to fix her in her row;
  • Or hollow sound, which from the parish-bell
  • To some departed spirit bids farewell!
  • Thus shall you something of our BOROUGH know,
  • Far as a verse, with Fancy's aid, can show;
  • Of sea or river, of a quay or street,
  • The best description must be incomplete;
  • But when a happier theme [succeeds], and when
  • Men are our subjects and the deeds of men; 300
  • Then may we find the Muse in happier style,
  • And we may sometimes sigh and sometimes smile.
  • NOTES TO LETTER I.
  • [34] Note 1, page 286, line 32.
  • _Sits the large lily as the water's queen._
  • The white water-lily. Nymphæa alba.
  • [35] Note 2, page 286, line 41.
  • _Sampire-banks._
  • The jointed glasswort _Salicornia_ is here meant, not the true
  • sampire, the _crithmum maritimum_.
  • [36] Note 3, page 286, line 41.
  • _Salt-wort._
  • The salsola of botanists.
  • [37] Note 4, page 287, line 84.
  • _And planks which curve and crackle in the smoke._
  • The curvature of planks for the sides of a ship, &c. is, I am
  • informed, now generally made by the power of steam. Fire is
  • nevertheless still used for boats and vessels of the smaller kind.
  • [38] Note 5, page 289, lines 171 and 172.
  • _And oft the foggy banks on ocean lie,
  • Lift the fair sail, and cheat th' experienced eye._
  • Of the effect of these mists, known by the name of fog-banks,
  • wonderful and indeed incredible relations are given; but their
  • property of appearing to elevate ships at sea, and to bring them in
  • view, is, I believe, generally acknowledged.
  • LETTER II.
  • _THE CHURCH._
  • ... Festinat enim decurrere velox
  • Flosculus angustæ miseræque brevissima vitæ
  • Portio! dum bibimus, dum serta, unguenta, puellas
  • Poscimus, obrepit non intellecta senectus.
  • _Juvenal._ Satir. ix. lin. 126.
  • And when at last thy love shall die,
  • Wilt thou receive his parting breath?
  • Wilt thou repress each struggling sigh,
  • And cheer with smiles the bed of death?
  • _Percy_ [?].
  • Several Meanings of the word _Church_--The Building so called, here
  • intended--Its Antiquity and Grandeur--Columns and Ailes--The
  • Tower: the Stains made by Time compared with the mock Antiquity of
  • the Artist--Progress of Vegetation on such
  • Buildings--Bells--Tombs: one in decay--Mural Monuments, and the
  • Nature of their Inscriptions--An Instance in a departed Burgess---
  • Churchyard Graves--Mourners for the Dead--A Story of a betrothed
  • Pair in humble Life, and Effects of Grief in the Survivor.
  • LETTER II.
  • _THE CHURCH._
  • "What is a Church?"--Let Truth and Reason speak,
  • They would reply, "The faithful, pure, and meek;
  • From Christian folds the one selected race,
  • Of all professions, and in every place."
  • "What is a Church?"--"A flock," our vicar cries,
  • "Whom bishops govern and whom priests advise;
  • Wherein are various states and due degrees,
  • The bench for honour, and the stall for ease;
  • That ease be mine, which, after all his cares,
  • The pious, peaceful prebendary shares." 10
  • "What is a Church?"--Our honest sexton tells,
  • "'Tis a tall building, with a tower and bells;
  • Where priest and clerk with joint exertion strive
  • To keep the ardour of their flock alive:
  • That, by his periods eloquent and grave;
  • This, by responses, and a well-set stave.
  • These for the living; but, when life be fled,
  • I toll myself the requiem for the dead."
  • 'Tis to this Church I call thee, and that place
  • Where slept our fathers, when they'd run their race. 20
  • We too shall rest, and then our children keep
  • Their road in life, and then, forgotten, sleep;
  • Meanwhile the building slowly falls away,
  • And, like the builders, will in time decay.
  • The old foundation--but it is not clear
  • When it was laid--you care not for the year:
  • On this, as parts decay'd by time and storms,
  • Arose these various disproportion'd forms;
  • Yet Gothic, all the learn'd who visit us
  • (And our small wonders) have decided thus: 30
  • "Yon noble Gothic arch;" "That Gothic door;"
  • So have they said; of proof you'll need no more.
  • Here large plain columns rise in solemn style:
  • You'd love the gloom they make in either aile,
  • When the sun's rays, enfeebled as they pass
  • (And shorn of splendour) through the storied glass,
  • Faintly display the figures on the floor,
  • Which pleased distinctly in their place before.
  • But, ere you enter, yon bold tower survey,
  • Tall and entire, and venerably gray; 40
  • For time has soften'd what was harsh when new,
  • And now the stains are all of sober hue--
  • The living stains which Nature's hand alone,
  • Profuse of life, pours forth upon the stone,
  • For ever growing; where the common eye
  • Can but the bare and rocky bed descry,
  • There Science loves to trace her tribes minute,
  • The juiceless foliage, and the tasteless fruit;
  • There she perceives them round the surface creep,
  • And, while they meet, their due distinction keep, 50
  • Mix'd but not blended; each its name retains,
  • And these are Nature's ever-during stains.
  • And would'st thou, artist, with thy tints and brush,
  • Form shades like these? Pretender, where thy blush?
  • In three short hours shall thy presuming hand
  • Th' effect of three slow centuries command[39]?
  • Thou may'st thy various greens and grays contrive:
  • They are not lichens, nor like aught alive.--
  • But yet proceed, and when thy tints are lost,
  • Fled in the shower, or crumbled by the frost; 60
  • When all thy work is done away as clean
  • As if thou never spread'st thy gray and green:
  • Then may'st thou see how Nature's work is done,
  • How slowly true she lays her colours on;
  • When her least speck upon the hardest flint
  • Has mark and form and is a living tint,
  • And so embodied with the rock, that few
  • Can the small germ upon the substance view[40].
  • Seeds, to our eye invisible, will find
  • On the rude rock the bed that fits their kind; 70
  • There, in the rugged soil, they safely dwell,
  • Till showers and snows the subtle atoms swell,
  • And spread th' enduring foliage;--then we trace
  • The freckled flower upon the flinty base;
  • These all increase, till in unnoticed years
  • The stony tower as gray with age appears;
  • With coats of vegetation, thinly spread,
  • Coat above coat, the living on the dead.
  • These then dissolve to dust, and make a way
  • For bolder foliage, nursed by their decay; 80
  • The long-enduring ferns in time will all
  • Die and depose their dust upon the wall,
  • Where the wing'd seed may rest, till many a flower
  • Show Flora's triumph o'er the falling tower.
  • But ours yet stands, and has its bells renown'd
  • For size magnificent and solemn sound.
  • Each has its motto: some contrived to tell,
  • In monkish rhyme, the uses of a bell[41]--
  • Such wond'rous good, as few conceive could spring
  • From ten loud coppers when their clappers swing. 90
  • Enter'd the Church, we to a tomb proceed,
  • Whose names and titles few attempt to read;
  • Old English letters, and those half pick'd out,
  • Leave us, unskilful readers, much in doubt.
  • Our sons shall see its more degraded state;
  • The tomb of grandeur hastens to its fate;
  • That marble arch, our sexton's favourite show,
  • With all those ruff'd and painted pairs below--
  • The noble lady and the lord who rest
  • Supine, as courtly dame and warrior dress'd-- 100
  • All are departed from their state sublime,
  • Mangled and wounded in their war with time,
  • Colleagued with mischief; here a leg is fled,
  • And lo! the baron with but half a head;
  • Midway is cleft the arch; the very base
  • Is batter'd round and shifted from its place.
  • Wonder not, mortal, at thy quick decay--
  • See! men of marble piece-meal melt away;
  • When whose the image we no longer read,
  • But monuments themselves memorials need[42]. 110
  • With few such stately proofs of grief or pride,
  • By wealth erected, is our Church supplied;
  • But we have mural tablets, every size,
  • That wo could wish, or vanity devise.
  • Death levels man,--the wicked and the just,
  • The wise, the weak, lie blended in the dust;
  • And by the honours dealt to every name,
  • The king of terrors seems to level fame.
  • --See here lamented wives, and every wife
  • The pride and comfort of her husband's life; 120
  • Here to her spouse, with every virtue graced,
  • His mournful widow has a trophy placed;
  • And here 'tis doubtful if the duteous son,
  • Or the good father, be in praise outdone.
  • This may be nature; when our friends we lose,
  • Our alter'd feelings alter too our views;
  • What in their tempers teased us or distress'd,
  • Is, with our anger and the dead, at rest;
  • And much we grieve, no longer trial made,
  • For that impatience which we then display'd; 130
  • Now to their love and worth of every kind
  • A soft compunction turns th' afflicted mind;
  • Virtues, neglected then, adored become,
  • And graces slighted blossom on the tomb.
  • 'Tis well; but let not love nor grief believe
  • That we assent (who neither loved nor grieve)
  • To all that praise which on the tomb is read,
  • To all that passion dictates for the dead;
  • But, more indignant, we the tomb deride,
  • Whose bold inscription flattery sells to pride. 140
  • Read of this Burgess--on the stone appear,
  • How worthy he! how virtuous! and how dear!
  • What wailing was there when his spirit fled, }
  • How mourn'd his lady for her lord when dead, }
  • And tears abundant through the town were shed; }
  • See! he was liberal, kind, religious, wise,
  • And free from all disgrace and all disguise;
  • His sterling worth, which words cannot express,
  • Lives with his friends, their pride and their distress.
  • All this of Jacob Holmes? for his the name, 150
  • He thus kind, liberal, just, religious?--shame!
  • What is the truth? Old Jacob married thrice;
  • He dealt in coals, and av'rice was his vice;
  • He ruled the Borough when his year came on,
  • And some forget, and some are glad he's gone;
  • For never yet with shilling could he part,
  • But when it left his hand, it struck his heart.
  • Yet, here will love its last attentions pay,
  • And place memorials on these beds of clay.
  • Large level stones lie flat upon the grave, 160
  • And half a century's sun and tempest brave;
  • But many an honest tear and heart-felt sigh
  • Have follow'd those who now unnoticed lie;
  • Of these what numbers rest on every side!
  • Without one token left by grief or pride;
  • Their graves soon levell'd to the earth, and then
  • Will other hillocks rise o'er other men;
  • Daily the dead on the decay'd are thrust,
  • And generations follow, "dust to dust."
  • Yes! there are real mourners--I have seen 170
  • A fair, sad girl, mild, suffering, and serene;
  • Attention (through the day) her duties claim'd,
  • And to be useful as resign'd she aim'd;
  • Neatly she dress'd, nor vainly seem'd t' expect
  • Pity for grief, or pardon for neglect.
  • But, when her wearied parents sunk to sleep,
  • She sought her place to meditate and weep:
  • Then to her mind was all the past display'd,
  • That faithful memory brings to sorrow's aid:
  • For then she thought on one regretted youth, 180
  • Her tender trust, and his unquestion'd truth;
  • In ev'ry place she wander'd where they'd been,
  • And sadly-sacred held the parting-scene,
  • Where last for sea he took his leave--that place
  • With double interest would she nightly trace;
  • For long the courtship was, and he would say,
  • Each time he sail'd,--"This once, and then the day."
  • Yet prudence tarried; but, when last he went,
  • He drew from pitying love a full consent.
  • Happy he sail'd, and great the care she took, 190
  • That he should softly sleep, and smartly look;
  • White was his better linen, and his check
  • Was made more trim than any on the deck;
  • And every comfort men at sea can know
  • Was hers to buy, to make, and to bestow:
  • For he to Greenland sail'd, and much she told,
  • How he should guard against the climate's cold;
  • Yet saw not danger; dangers he'd withstood,
  • Nor could she trace the fever in his blood.
  • His messmates smiled at flushings in his cheek, 200
  • And he too smiled, but seldom would he speak;
  • For now he found the danger, felt the pain,
  • With grievous symptoms he could not explain;
  • Hope was awaken'd, as for home he sail'd,
  • But quickly sank, and never more prevail'd.
  • He call'd his friend, and prefaced with a sigh
  • A lover's message--"Thomas, I must die.
  • Would I could see my Sally, and could rest
  • My throbbing temples on her faithful breast,
  • And gazing go!--if not, this trifle take, 210
  • And say, till death I wore it for her sake.
  • Yes! I must die--blow on, sweet breeze, blow on!
  • Give me one look, before my life be gone,
  • Oh! give me that, and let me not despair,
  • One last fond look--and now repeat the prayer."
  • He had his wish, had more; I will not paint
  • The lovers' meeting: she beheld him faint--
  • With tender fears she took a nearer view,
  • Her terrors doubling as her hopes withdrew;
  • He tried to smile, and, half succeeding, said, 220
  • "Yes! I must die;" and hope for ever fled.
  • Still long she nursed him: tender thoughts meantime
  • Were interchanged, and hopes and views sublime.
  • To her he came to die, and every day
  • She took some portion of the dread away;
  • With him she pray'd, to him his Bible read,
  • Soothed the faint heart, and held the aching head.
  • She came with smiles the hour of pain to cheer;
  • Apart, she sigh'd; alone, she shed the tear;
  • Then, as if breaking from a cloud, she gave 230
  • Fresh light, and gilt the prospect of the grave.
  • One day he lighter seem'd, and they forgot
  • The care, the dread, the anguish of their lot;
  • They spoke with cheerfulness, and seem'd to think,
  • Yet said not so--"Perhaps he will not sink."
  • A sudden brightness in his look appear'd,
  • A sudden vigour in his voice was heard;--
  • She had been reading in the Book of Prayer,
  • And led him forth, and placed him in his chair;
  • Lively he seem'd, and spoke of all he knew, 240
  • The friendly many, and the favourite few;
  • Nor one that day did he to mind recall
  • But she has treasured, and she loves them all;
  • When in her way she meets them, they appear
  • Peculiar people--death has made them dear.
  • He named his friend, but then his hand she press'd,
  • And fondly whisper'd, "Thou must go to rest;"
  • "I go," he said; but, as he spoke, she found
  • His hand more cold, and fluttering was the sound!
  • Then gazed affrighten'd; but she caught a last, 250
  • A dying look of love--and all was past!
  • She placed a decent stone his grave above,
  • Neatly engraved--an offering of her love;
  • For that she wrought, for that forsook her bed,
  • Awake alike to duty and the dead;
  • She would have grieved, had friends presumed to spare
  • The least assistance--'twas her proper care.
  • Here will she come, and on the grave will sit,
  • Folding her arms, in long abstracted fit;
  • But if observer pass, will take her round, 260
  • And careless seem, for she would not be found;
  • Then go again, and thus her hour employ,
  • While visions please her, and while woes destroy.
  • Forbear, sweet maid! nor be by fancy led
  • To hold mysterious converse with the dead;
  • For sure at length thy [thoughts'], thy [spirit's] pain
  • In this sad conflict will disturb thy brain.
  • All have their tasks and trials; thine are hard,
  • But short the time, and glorious the reward:
  • Thy patient spirit to thy duties give; 270
  • Regard the dead, but to the living live[43].
  • NOTES TO LETTER II.
  • [39] Note 1, page 296, lines 55 and 56.
  • _In three short hours shall thy presuming hand_
  • _Th' effect of three slow centuries command?_
  • If it should be objected, that centuries are not slower than hours,
  • because the speed of time must be uniform, I would answer, that I
  • understand so much, and mean that they are slower in no other sense,
  • than because they are not finished so soon.
  • [40] Note 2, page 296, line 68.
  • _Can the small germ upon the substance view._
  • This kind of vegetation, as it begins upon siliceous stones, is very
  • thin, and frequently not to be distinguished from the surface of the
  • flint. The byssus jolithus of Linnæus (lepraria jolithus of the
  • present system), an adhesive carmine crust on rocks and old
  • buildings, was, even by scientific persons, taken for the substance
  • on which it spread. A great variety of these minute vegetables are
  • to be found in some parts of the coast, where the beach, formed of
  • stones of various kinds, is undisturbed, and exposed to every change
  • of weather; in this situation the different species of lichen, in
  • their different stages of growth, have an appearance interesting and
  • agreeable even to those who are ignorant of, and indifferent to, the
  • cause.
  • [41] Note 3, page 297, lines 87 and 88.
  • _Each has its motto: some contrived to tell,
  • In monkish rhyme, the uses of a bell._
  • The several purposes for which bells are used are expressed in two
  • Latin verses of this kind.
  • [42] Note 4, page 297, line 110.
  • _But monuments themselves memorials need._
  • Quandoquidem data sunt ipsis quoque fata sepulchris.
  • _Juvenal._ Sat. x. I. 146.
  • [43] Note 5, page 301, last line.
  • _Regard the dead, but to the living live._
  • It has been observed to me, that in the first part of the story I
  • have represented this young woman as resigned and attentive to her
  • duties; from which it should appear that the concluding advice is
  • unnecessary; but if the reader will construe the expression "to the
  • living live," into the sense--"live entirely for them, attend to
  • duties only which are real, and not those imposed by the
  • imagination," I shall have no need to alter the line which
  • terminates the story.
  • LETTER III.
  • _THE VICAR--THE CURATE, &c._
  • And telling me the sov'reign'st thing on earth
  • Was parmacity for an inward bruise.
  • _Shakspeare._-Henry IV. Part I. Act 1 [Sc. 3, v. 58].
  • So gentle, yet so brisk, so wond'rous sweet,
  • So fit to prattle at a lady's feet.
  • _Churchill_[, _The Author_].
  • Much are the precious hours of youth mispent
  • In climbing learning's rugged, steep ascent:
  • When to the top the bold adventurer's got,
  • He reigns, vain monarch[, o'er] a barren spot;
  • [Whilst] in the vale of ignorance below
  • Folly and vice to rank luxuriance grow;
  • Honours and wealth pour in on every side,
  • And proud preferment rolls her golden tide.
  • _Churchill_[, _The Author_].
  • _VICAR._
  • The lately departed Minister of the Borough--His soothing and
  • supplicatory Manners--His cool and timid Affections--No Praise due
  • to such negative Virtue--Address to Characters of this Kind--The
  • Vicar's Employments--His Talents and moderate Ambition--His
  • Dislike of Innovation--His mild but ineffectual Benevolence--A
  • Summary of his Character.
  • _CURATE._
  • Mode of paying the Borough-Minister--The Curate has no such
  • Resources--His Learning and Poverty--Erroneous Idea of his
  • Parent--His Feelings as a Husband and Father--The dutiful
  • Regard of his numerous Family--His Pleasure as a Writer, how
  • interrupted--No Resource in the Press--Vulgar Insult--His
  • Account of a Literary Society, and a Fund for the Relief of
  • indigent Authors, &c.
  • LETTER III.
  • _THE VICAR--THE CURATE, &c._
  • Where ends our chancel in a vaulted space,
  • Sleep the departed vicars of the place;
  • Of most, all mention, memory, thought are past--
  • But take a slight memorial of the last.
  • To what famed college we our Vicar owe,
  • To what fair county, let historians show.
  • Few now remember when the mild young man,
  • Ruddy and fair, his Sunday-task began;
  • Few live to speak of that soft soothing look
  • He cast around, as he prepared his book; 10
  • It was a kind of supplicating smile,
  • But nothing hopeless of applause, the while;
  • And when he finish'd, his corrected pride
  • Felt the desert, and yet the praise denied.
  • Thus he his race began, and to the end
  • His constant care was, no man to offend;
  • No haughty virtues stirr'd his peaceful mind,
  • Nor urged the priest to leave the flock behind;
  • He was his Master's soldier, but not one
  • To lead an army of his martyrs on: 20
  • Fear was his ruling passion; yet was love,
  • Of timid kind, once known his heart to move;
  • It led his patient spirit where it paid
  • Its languid offerings to a listening maid;
  • She, with her widow'd mother, heard him speak,
  • And sought awhile to find what he would seek.
  • Smiling he came, he smiled when he withdrew,
  • And paid the same attention to the two;
  • Meeting and parting without joy or pain,
  • He seem'd to come that he might go again. 30
  • The wondering girl, no prude, but something nice,
  • At length was chill'd by his unmelting ice;
  • She found her tortoise held such sluggish pace,
  • That she must turn and meet him in the chase.
  • This not approving, she withdrew till one
  • Came who appeared with livelier hope to run;
  • Who sought a readier way the heart to move,
  • Than by faint dalliance of unfixing love.
  • Accuse me not that I approving paint
  • Impatient hope or love without restraint; 40
  • Or think the passions, a tumultuous throng,
  • Strong as they are, ungovernably strong:
  • But is the laurel to the soldier due,
  • Who cautious comes not into danger's view?
  • What worth has virtue by desire untried,
  • When Nature's self enlists on duty's side?
  • The married dame in vain assail'd the truth
  • And guarded bosom of the Hebrew youth;
  • But with the daughter of the Priest of On
  • The love was lawful, and the guard was gone; 50
  • But Joseph's fame had lessen'd in our view,
  • Had he, refusing, fled the maiden too.
  • Yet our good priest to Joseph's praise aspired,
  • As once rejecting what his heart desired;
  • "I am escaped," he said, when none pursued;
  • When none attack'd him, "I am unsubdued;"
  • "Oh pleasing pangs of love," he sang again,
  • Cold to the joy, and stranger to the pain.
  • Ev'n in his age would he address the young,
  • "I too have felt these fires, and they are strong;" 60
  • But from the time he left his favourite maid,
  • To ancient females his devoirs were paid;
  • And still they miss him after morning prayer;
  • Nor yet successor fills the Vicar's chair,
  • Where kindred spirits in his praise agree,
  • A happy few, as mild and cool as he--
  • The easy followers in the female train,
  • Led without love, and captives without chain.
  • Ye lilies male! think (as your tea you sip,
  • While the town small-talk flows from lip to lip; 70
  • Intrigues half-gather'd, conversation-scraps,
  • Kitchen-cabals, and nursery-mishaps)
  • If the vast world may not some scene produce,
  • Some state, where your small talents might have use.
  • Within seraglios you might harmless move,
  • 'Mid ranks of beauty, and in haunts of love;
  • There from too daring man the treasures guard,
  • An easy duty, and its own reward;
  • Nature's soft substitutes, you there might save
  • From crime the tyrant, and from wrong the slave. 80
  • But let applause be dealt in all we may:
  • Our priest was cheerful, and in season gay;
  • His frequent visits seldom fail'd to please;
  • Easy himself, he sought his neighbour's ease.
  • To a small garden with delight he came,
  • And gave successive flowers a summer's fame;
  • These he presented with a grace his own
  • To his fair friends, and made their beauties known,
  • Not without moral compliment: how they
  • "Like flowers were sweet, and must like flowers decay." 90
  • Simple he was, and loved the simple truth,
  • Yet had some useful cunning from his youth;
  • A cunning never to dishonour lent,
  • And rather for defence than conquest meant;
  • 'Twas fear of power, with some desire to rise,
  • But not enough to make him enemies;
  • He ever aim'd to please; and to offend
  • Was ever cautious; for he sought a friend;
  • Yet for the friendship never much would pay, }
  • Content to bow, be silent, and obey, 100 }
  • And by a soothing suff'rance find his way. }
  • Fiddling and fishing were his arts; at times
  • He alter'd sermons, and he aim'd at rhymes;
  • And his fair friends, not yet intent on cards,
  • Oft he amused with riddles and charades.
  • Mild were his doctrines, and not one discourse
  • But gain'd in softness what it lost in force:
  • Kind his opinions; he would not receive
  • An ill report, nor evil act believe;
  • "If true, 'twas wrong; but blemish great or small 110
  • Have all mankind; yea, sinners are we all."
  • If ever fretful thought disturbed his breast,
  • If aught of gloom that cheerful mind oppress'd,
  • It sprang from innovation; it was then
  • He spake of mischief made by restless men,
  • Not by new doctrines: never in his life
  • Would he attend to controversial strife;
  • For sects he cared not; "They are not of us,
  • Nor need we, brethren, their concerns discuss;
  • But 'tis the change, the schism at home I feel; 120
  • Ills few perceive, and none have skill to heal:
  • Not at the altar our young brethren read
  • (Facing their flock) the decalogue and creed;
  • But at their duty, in their desks they stand,
  • With naked surplice, lacking hood and band:
  • Churches are now of holy song bereft,
  • And half our ancient customs changed or left;
  • Few sprigs of ivy are at Christmas seen,
  • Nor crimson berry tips the holly's green;
  • Mistaken choirs refuse the solemn strain 130
  • Of ancient Sternhold, which from ours amain
  • [Comes] flying forth, from aile to aile about,
  • Sweet links of harmony and long drawn out."
  • These were to him essentials, all things new
  • He deem'd superfluous, useless, or untrue;
  • To all beside indifferent, easy, cold,
  • Here the fire kindled, and the wo was told.
  • Habit with him was all the test of truth,
  • "It must be right: I've done it from my youth."
  • Questions he answer'd in as brief a way, 140
  • "It must be wrong--it was of yesterday."
  • Though mild benevolence our priest possess'd,
  • 'Twas but by wishes or by words express'd:
  • Circles in water, as they wider flow,
  • The less conspicuous, in their progress grow;
  • And when at last they touch upon the shore,
  • Distinction ceases, and they're view'd no more.
  • His love, like that last circle, all embraced,
  • But with effect that never could be traced.
  • Now rests our Vicar. They who knew him best 150
  • Proclaim his life t' have been entirely rest--
  • Free from all evils which disturb his mind
  • Whom studies vex and controversies blind.
  • The rich approved--of them in awe he stood;
  • The poor admired--they all believed him good;
  • The old and serious of his habits spoke;
  • The frank and youthful loved his pleasant joke;
  • Mothers approved a safe contented guest,
  • And daughters one who back'd each small request:
  • In him his flock found nothing to condemn; 160
  • Him sectaries liked--he never troubled them;
  • No trifles fail'd his yielding mind to please,
  • And all his passions sunk in early ease;
  • Nor one so old has left this world of sin,
  • More like the being that he entered in.
  • _THE CURATE._
  • Ask you what lands our pastor tithes?--Alas!
  • But few our acres, and but short our grass:
  • In some fat pastures of the rich, indeed,
  • May roll the single cow or favourite steed,
  • Who, stable-fed, is here for pleasure seen, 170
  • His sleek sides bathing in the dewy green:
  • But these, our hilly heath and common wide,
  • Yield a slight portion for the parish-guide;
  • No crops luxuriant in our borders stand,
  • For here we plough the ocean, not the land;
  • Still reason wills that we our pastor pay,
  • And custom does it on a certain day.
  • Much is the duty, small the legal due,
  • And this with grateful minds we keep in view;
  • Each makes his off'ring, some by habit led, 180
  • Some by the thought, that all men must be fed;
  • Duty and love, and piety and pride,
  • have each their force, and for the priest provide.
  • Not thus our Curate, one whom all believe
  • Pious and just, and for whose fate they grieve;
  • All see him poor, but ev'n the vulgar know
  • He merits love, and their respect bestow.
  • A man so learn'd you shall but seldom see,
  • Nor one so honour'd, so aggrieved as he--
  • Not grieved by years alone; though his appear 190
  • Dark and more dark, severer on severe:
  • Not in his need,--and yet we all must grant
  • How painful 'tis for feeling age to want;
  • Nor in his body's sufferings--yet we know
  • Where time has plough'd, there misery loves to sow:
  • But in the wearied mind, that all in vain
  • Wars with distress, and struggles with its pain.
  • His father saw his powers--"I'll give," quoth he,
  • "My first-born learning; 'twill a portion be."
  • Unhappy gift! a portion for a son! 200
  • But all he had:--he learn'd, and was undone!
  • Better, apprenticed to an humble trade,
  • Had he the cassock for the priesthood made,
  • Or thrown the shuttle, or the saddle shaped,
  • And all these pangs of feeling souls escaped.
  • He once had hope--hope ardent, lively, light;
  • His feelings pleasant, and his prospects bright:
  • Eager of fame, he read, he thought, he wrote,
  • Weigh'd the Greek page, and added note on note;
  • At morn, at evening at his work was he, 210
  • And dream'd what his Euripides would be.
  • Then care began;--he loved, he woo'd, he wed;
  • Hope cheer'd him still, and Hymen bless'd his bed--
  • A Curate's bed! then came the woful years,
  • The husband's terrors, and the father's tears;
  • A wife grown feeble, mourning, pining, vex'd,
  • With wants and woes--by daily cares perplex'd;
  • No more a help, a smiling, soothing aid,
  • But boding, drooping, sickly, and afraid.
  • A kind physician and without a fee, 220
  • Gave his opinion--"Send her to the sea."
  • "Alas!" the good man answer'd, "can I send
  • A friendless woman? Can I find a friend?
  • No; I must with her, in her need, repair
  • To that new place; the poor lie everywhere;--
  • Some priest will pay me for my pious pains:"--
  • He said, he came, and here he yet remains.
  • Behold his dwelling; this poor hut he hires,
  • Where he from view, though not from want, retires;
  • Where four fair daughters, and five sorrowing sons, 230
  • Partake his sufferings, and dismiss his duns.
  • All join their efforts, and in patience learn
  • To want the comforts they aspire to earn;
  • For the sick mother something they'd obtain,
  • To soothe her grief and mitigate her pain;
  • For the sad father something they'd procure,
  • To ease the burthen they themselves endure.
  • Virtues like these at once delight and press
  • On the fond father with a proud distress;
  • On all around he looks with care and love, 240
  • Grieved to behold, but happy to approve.
  • Then from his care, his love, his grief he steals,
  • And by himself an author's pleasure feels;
  • Each line detains him, he omits not one,
  • And all the sorrows of his state are gone.--
  • Alas! ev'n then, in that delicious hour,
  • He feels his fortune, and laments its power.
  • Some tradesman's bill his wandering eyes engage,
  • Some scrawl for payment, thrust 'twixt page and page;
  • Some bold, loud rapping at his humble door, 250 }
  • Some surly message he has heard before, }
  • Awake, alarm, and tell him he is poor. }
  • An angry dealer, vulgar, rich, and proud,
  • Thinks of his bill, and passing, raps aloud;
  • The elder daughter meekly makes him way--
  • "I want my money, and I cannot stay:
  • My mill is stopp'd; what, Miss! I cannot grind;
  • Go tell your father he must raise the wind."
  • Still trembling, troubled, the dejected maid
  • Says, "Sir! my father!--" and then steps afraid: 260
  • Ev'n his hard heart is soften'd, and he hears
  • Her voice with pity; he respects her tears;
  • His stubborn features half admit a smile,
  • And his tone softens--"Well! I'll wait awhile."
  • Pity, a man so good, so mild, so meek,
  • At such an age, should have his bread to seek;
  • And all those rude and fierce attacks to dread,
  • That are more harrowing than the want of bread;
  • Ah! who shall whisper to that misery peace,
  • And say that want and insolence shall cease? 270
  • "But why not publish?"--those who know too well,
  • Dealers in Greek, are fearful 'twill not sell;
  • Then he himself is timid, troubled, slow,
  • Nor likes his labours nor his griefs to show;
  • The hope of fame may in his heart have place,
  • But he has dread and horror of disgrace;
  • Nor has he that confiding, easy way,
  • That might his learning and himself display;
  • But to his work he from the world retreats,
  • And frets and glories o'er the favourite sheets. 280
  • But see the man himself; and sure I trace
  • Signs of new joy exulting in that face
  • O'er care that sleeps--we err, or we discern
  • Life in thy looks--the reason may we learn?
  • "Yes," he replied, "I'm happy, I confess,
  • To learn that some are pleased with happiness
  • Which others feel--there are who now combine }
  • The worthiest natures in the best design, }
  • To aid the letter'd poor, and soothe such ills as mine: }
  • We who more keenly feel the world's contempt, 290
  • And from its miseries are the least exempt;
  • Now hope shall whisper to the wounded breast,
  • And grief, in soothing expectation, rest.
  • Yes, I am taught that men who think, who feel,
  • Unite the pains of thoughtful men to heal;
  • Not with disdainful pride, whose bounties make
  • The needy curse the benefits they take;
  • Not with the idle vanity that knows
  • Only a selfish joy when it bestows;
  • Not with o'erbearing wealth, that, in disdain, 300
  • Hurls the superfluous bliss at groaning pain;
  • But these are men who yield such bless'd relief
  • That with the grievance they destroy the grief;
  • Their timely aid the needy sufferers find,
  • Their generous manner soothes the suffering mind;
  • Theirs is a gracious bounty, form'd to raise
  • Him whom it aids; their charity is praise;
  • A common bounty may relieve distress,
  • But whom the vulgar succour, they oppress;
  • This, though a favour, is an honour too; 310
  • Though mercy's duty, yet 'tis merit's due:
  • When our relief from such resources rise,
  • All painful sense of obligation dies;
  • And grateful feelings in the bosom wake,
  • For 'tis their offerings, not their alms, we take.
  • Long may these founts of charity remain,
  • And never shrink but to be fill'd again;
  • True! to the author they are now confined, }
  • To him who gave the treasure of his mind, }
  • His time, his health, and thankless found mankind: 320 }
  • But there is hope that from these founts may flow
  • A sideway stream, and equal good bestow--
  • Good that may reach us, whom the day's distress
  • Keeps from the fame and perils of the press;
  • Whom study beckons from the ills of life,
  • And they from study--melancholy strife!
  • Who then can say but bounty now so free,
  • And so diffused, may find its way to me?
  • Yes! I may see my decent table yet
  • Cheer'd with the meal that adds not to my debt; 330
  • May talk of those to whom so much we owe,
  • And guess their names whom yet we may not know;
  • Bless'd we shall say are those who thus can give,
  • And next who thus upon the bounty live;
  • Then shall I close with thanks my humble meal,
  • And feel so well--Oh! God! how I shall feel!"
  • LETTER IV.
  • _SECTS AND PROFESSIONS IN RELIGION._
  • ... But cast your eyes again,
  • And view those errors which new sects maintain,
  • Or which of old disturb'd the [Church's] peaceful reign:
  • And we can point each period of the time
  • When they began and who begat the crime;
  • Can calculate how long th' eclipse endured;
  • Who interposed; what digits were obscured;
  • Of all which are already pass'd away,
  • We [know] the rise, the progress, and decay.
  • _Dryden.--Hind and Panther_, Part II.
  • [Ah!] said the Hind, how many sons have you
  • Who call you mother, whom you never knew?
  • But most of them who that relation plead
  • Are such ungracious youths as wish you dead;
  • They gape at rich revenues which you hold,
  • And fain would nibble at your grandame gold.
  • _Hind and Panther_ [Part III].
  • Sects and Professions in Religion are numerous and successive--General
  • Effect of false Zeal--Deists--Fanatical Idea of Church
  • Reformers--The Church of
  • Rome--Baptists--Swedenborgians--Universalists--Jews.
  • Methodists of two Kinds; Calvinistic and Arminian.
  • The Preaching of a Calvinistic Enthusiast--His Contempt of
  • Learning--Dislike to sound Morality: why--His Idea of
  • Conversion--His Success and Pretensions to Humility.
  • The Arminian Teacher of the older Flock--Their Notions of the
  • Operations and Power of Satan--Description of his Devices--Their
  • Opinion of regular Ministers--Comparison of these with the
  • Preacher himself--A Rebuke to his Hearers; introduces a
  • Description of the powerful Effects of the Word in the early and
  • awakening Days of Methodism.
  • LETTER IV.
  • _SECTS AND PROFESSIONS IN RELIGION._
  • "Sects in Religion?"--Yes, of every race
  • We nurse some portion in our favoured place;
  • Not one warm preacher of one growing sect
  • Can say our Borough treats him with neglect;
  • Frequent as fashions they with us appear,
  • And you might ask, "how think we for the year?"
  • They come to us as riders in a trade,
  • And with much art exhibit and persuade.
  • Minds are for sects of various kinds decreed,
  • As different soils are form'd for diff'rent seed; 10
  • Some, when converted, sigh in sore amaze,
  • And some are wrapt in joy's ecstatic blaze;
  • Others again will change to each extreme,
  • They know not why--as hurried in a dream;
  • Unstable they, like water, take all forms,
  • Are quick and stagnant, have their calms and storms;
  • High on the hills, they in the sunbeams glow; }
  • Then muddily they move debased and slow, }
  • Or cold and frozen rest, and neither rise nor flow. }
  • Yet none the cool and prudent teacher prize; 20
  • On him they dote who wakes their ecstasies;
  • With passions ready primed such guide they meet,
  • And warm and kindle with th' imparted heat;
  • 'Tis he who wakes the nameless strong desire,
  • The melting rapture, and the glowing fire;
  • 'Tis he who pierces deep the tortured breast,
  • And stirs the terrors, never more to rest.
  • Opposed to these we have a prouder kind,
  • Rash without heat, and without raptures blind;
  • These our _Glad Tidings_ unconcern'd peruse, 30
  • Search without awe, and without fear refuse;
  • The truths, the blessings found in Sacred Writ,
  • Call forth their spleen, and exercise their wit;
  • Respect from these nor saints nor martyrs gain;
  • The zeal they scorn, and they deride the pain;
  • And take their transient, cool, contemptuous view,
  • Of that which must be tried, and doubtless--_may be true_.
  • Friends of our faith we have, whom doubts like these,
  • And keen remarks, and bold objections please;
  • They grant such doubts have weaker minds oppress'd, 40
  • Till sound conviction gave the troubled rest.
  • "But still," they cry, "let none their censures spare;
  • They but confirm the glorious hopes we share;
  • From doubt, disdain, derision, scorn, and lies,
  • With five-fold triumph sacred truth shall rise."
  • Yes! I allow, so truth shall stand at last,
  • And gain fresh glory by the conflict past--
  • As Solway-Moss (a barren mass and cold,
  • Death to the seed, and poison to the fold,)
  • The smiling plain and fertile vale o'erlaid, 50
  • Choked the green sod, and kill'd the springing blade;
  • That, changed by culture, may in time be seen,
  • Enrich'd by golden grain, and pasture green;
  • And these fair acres, rented and enjoy'd,
  • May those excel by Solway-Moss destroyed[44].
  • Still must have mourn'd the tenant of the day,
  • For hopes destroy'd and harvests swept away;
  • To him the gain of future years unknown,
  • The instant grief and suffering were his own.
  • So must I grieve for many a wounded heart, 60
  • Chill'd by those doubts which bolder minds impart:
  • Truth in the end shall shine divinely clear,
  • But sad the darkness till those times appear;
  • Contests for truth, as wars for freedom, yield
  • Glory and joy to those who gain the field;
  • But still the Christian must in pity sigh
  • For all who suffer, and uncertain die.
  • Here are, who all the Church maintains approve,
  • But yet the Church herself they will not love;
  • In angry speech, they blame the carnal tie, 70
  • Which pure Religion lost her spirit by;
  • What time from prisons, flames, and tortures led,
  • She slumber'd careless in a royal bed;
  • To make, they add, the Churches' glory shine.
  • Should Diocletian reign, not Constantine.
  • "In pomp," they cry, "is England's Church array'd;
  • Her cool reformers wrought like men afraid.
  • We would have pull'd her gorgeous temples down,
  • And spurn'd her mitre, and defiled her gown;
  • We would have trodden low both bench and stall, 80
  • Nor left a tithe remaining, great or small."
  • Let us be serious.--Should such trials come,
  • Are they themselves prepared for martyrdom?
  • It seems to us that our reformers knew
  • Th' important work they undertook to do;
  • An equal priesthood they were loth to try,
  • Lest zeal and care should with ambition die;
  • To them it seem'd that, take the tenth away,
  • Yet priests must eat, and you must feed or pay:
  • Would they indeed, who hold such pay in scorn, 90
  • Put on the muzzle when they tread the corn?
  • Would they, all gratis, watch and tend the fold,
  • Nor take one fleece to keep them from the cold?
  • Men are not equal, and 'tis meet and right
  • That robes and titles our respect excite;
  • Order requires it; 'tis by vulgar pride
  • That such regard is censured and denied,
  • Or by that false enthusiastic zeal,
  • That thinks the spirit will the priest reveal,
  • And show to all men, by their powerful speech, 100
  • Who are appointed and inspired to teach.
  • Alas! could we the dangerous rule believe,
  • Whom for their teacher should the crowd receive?
  • Since all the varying kinds demand respect,
  • All press you on to join their chosen sect,
  • Although but in this single point agreed,
  • "Desert your churches and adopt our creed."
  • We know full well how much our forms offend
  • The burthen'd Papist and the simple Friend--
  • Him who new robes for every service takes, 110
  • And who in drab and beaver sighs and shakes.
  • He on the priest, whom hood and band adorn,
  • Looks with the sleepy eye of silent scorn;
  • But him I would not for my friend and guide,
  • Who views such things with spleen, or wears with pride.
  • See next our several sects--but first behold
  • The Church of Rome, who here is poor and old:
  • Use not triumphant rail'ry, or, at least,
  • Let not thy mother be a whore and beast.
  • Great was her pride indeed in ancient times; 120
  • Yet shall we think of nothing but her crimes?
  • Exalted high above all earthly things,
  • She placed her foot upon the neck of kings;
  • But some have deeply since avenged the crown,
  • And thrown her glory and her honours down;
  • Nor neck nor ear can she of kings command,
  • Nor place a foot upon her own fair land.
  • Among her sons, with us a quiet few,
  • Obscure themselves, her ancient state review;
  • And fond and melancholy glances cast 130
  • On power insulted, and on triumph pass'd:
  • They look, they can but look, with many a sigh,
  • On sacred buildings doom'd in dust to lie;
  • "On seats," they tell, "where priests 'mid tapers dim
  • Breathed the warm prayer, or tuned the midnight hymn;
  • Where trembling penitents their guilt confess'd;
  • Where want had succour, and contrition rest.
  • There weary men from trouble found relief,
  • There men in sorrow found repose from grief;
  • To scenes like these the fainting soul retired; 140
  • Revenge and anger in these cells expired;
  • By pity soothed, remorse lost half her fears,
  • And soften'd pride dropp'd penitential tears.
  • Then convent-walls and nunnery-spires arose,
  • In pleasant spots which monk or abbot chose;
  • When counts and barons saints devoted fed,
  • And, making cheap exchange, had pray'r for bread.
  • Now all is lost; the earth where abbeys stood
  • Is layman's land, the glebe, the stream, the wood;
  • His oxen low where monks retired to eat; 150
  • His cows repose upon the prior's seat;
  • And wanton doves within the cloisters bill,
  • Where the chaste votary warr'd with wanton will."
  • Such is the change they mourn, but they restrain
  • The rage of grief, and passively complain.
  • We've Baptists old and new; forbear to ask
  • What the distinction--I decline the task.
  • This I perceive, that, when a sect grows old,
  • Converts are few, and the converted cold:
  • First comes the hot-bed heat, and, while it glows, 160
  • The plants spring up, and each with vigour grows;
  • Then comes the cooler day, and, though awhile
  • The verdure prospers and the blossoms smile,
  • Yet poor the fruit, and form'd by long delay,
  • Nor will the profits for the culture pay;
  • The skilful gard'ner then no longer stops,
  • But turns to other beds for bearing crops.
  • Some Swedenborgians in our streets are found,
  • Those wandering walkers on enchanted ground;
  • Who in our world can other worlds survey, 170
  • And speak with spirits, though confined in clay:
  • Of Bible-mysteries they the keys possess,
  • Assured themselves, where wiser men but guess:
  • 'Tis theirs to see--around, about, above--
  • How spirits mingle thoughts, and angels move;
  • Those whom our grosser views from us exclude,
  • To them appear a heavenly multitude;
  • While the dark sayings, seal'd to men like us,
  • Their priests interpret, and their flocks discuss.
  • But while these gifted men, a favoured fold, 180
  • New powers exhibit and new worlds behold;
  • Is there not danger lest their minds confound
  • The pure above them with the gross around?
  • May not these Phaetons, who thus contrive
  • 'Twixt heaven above and earth beneath to drive,
  • When from their flaming chariots they descend,
  • The worlds they visit in their fancies blend?
  • Alas! too sure on both they bring disgrace;
  • Their earth is crazy, and their heav'n is base.
  • We have, it seems, who treat, and doubtless well, 190
  • Of a chastising, not awarding hell;
  • Who are assured that an offended God
  • Will cease to use the thunder and the rod;
  • A soul on earth, by crime and folly stain'd,
  • When here corrected, has improvement gain'd--
  • In other state still more improved to grow,
  • And nobler powers in happier world to know;
  • New strength to use in each divine employ,
  • And, more enjoying, looking to more joy.
  • A pleasing vision! could we thus be sure 200
  • Polluted souls would be at length so pure;
  • The view is happy, we may think it just,
  • It may be true--but who shall add it must?
  • To the plain words and sense of sacred writ,
  • With all my heart I reverently submit;
  • But, where it leaves me doubtful, I'm afraid
  • To call conjecture to my reason's aid;
  • Thy thoughts, thy ways, great God! are not as mine,
  • And to thy mercy I my soul resign.
  • Jews are with us, but far unlike to those, 210
  • Who, led by David, warr'd with Israel's foes;
  • Unlike to those whom his imperial son
  • Taught truths divine--the preacher Solomon:
  • Nor war nor wisdom yield our Jews delight;
  • They will not study, and they dare not fight[45].
  • These are, with us, a slavish, knavish crew,
  • Shame and dishonour to the name of Jew;
  • The poorest masters of the meanest arts,
  • With cunning heads, and cold and cautious hearts;
  • They grope their dirty way to petty gains, 220
  • While poorly paid for their nefarious pains.
  • Amazing race! deprived of land and laws,
  • A general language, and a public cause;
  • With a religion none can now obey,
  • With a reproach that none can take away:
  • A people still, whose common ties are gone;
  • Who, mix'd with every race, are lost in none.
  • What said their prophet?--"Shouldst thou disobey,
  • The Lord shall take thee from thy land away;
  • Thou shalt a by-word and a proverb be, 230
  • And all shall wonder at thy woes and thee;
  • Daughter and son shalt thou, while captive, have,
  • And see them made the bond-maid and the slave;
  • He, whom thou leav'st, the Lord thy God, shall bring
  • War to thy country on an eagle-wing:
  • A people strong and dreadful to behold,
  • Stern to the young, remorseless to the old;
  • Masters, whose speech thou canst not understand,
  • By cruel signs shall give the harsh command;
  • Doubtful of life shalt thou by night, by day, 240
  • For grief, and dread, and trouble pine away;
  • Thy evening-wish,--'Would God I saw the sun!'
  • Thy morning-sigh,--'Would God the day were done!'
  • Thus shalt thou suffer, and to distant times
  • Regret thy misery, and lament thy crimes[46]."
  • A part there are, whom doubtless man might trust,
  • Worthy as wealthy, pure, religious, just;
  • They who with patience, yet with rapture look
  • On the strong promise of the sacred book:
  • As unfulfilled th' endearing words they view, 250
  • And blind to truth, yet own their prophets true;
  • Well pleased they look for Sion's coming state,
  • Nor think of Julian's boast and Julian's fate[47].
  • More might I add; I might describe the flocks
  • Made by seceders from the ancient stocks;
  • Those who will not to any guide submit,
  • Nor find one creed to their conceptions fit,
  • Each sect, they judge, in something goes astray,
  • And every church has lost the certain way;
  • Then for themselves they carve out creed and laws, 260
  • And weigh their atoms, and divide their straws.
  • A sect remains, which though divided long }
  • In hostile parties, both are fierce and strong, }
  • And into each enlists a warm and zealous throng. }
  • Soon as they rose in fame, the strife arose, }
  • The Calvinistic these, th' Arminian those; }
  • With Wesley some remained, the remnant Whitfield chose. }
  • Now various leaders both the parties take,
  • And the divided hosts their new divisions make.
  • See yonder preacher to his people pass, 270
  • Borne up and swell'd by tabernacle-gas;
  • Much he discourses, and of various points,
  • All unconnected, void of limbs and joints;
  • He rails, persuades, explains, and moves the will,
  • By fierce bold words, and strong mechanic skill.
  • "That Gospel Paul with zeal and love maintain'd,
  • To others lost, to you is now explain'd;
  • No worldly learning can these points discuss,
  • Books teach them not as they are taught to us.
  • Illiterate call us! let their wisest man 280
  • Draw forth his thousands as your teacher can:
  • They give their moral precepts; so, they say,
  • Did Epictetus once, and Seneca;
  • One was a slave, and slaves we all must be,
  • Until the Spirit comes and sets us free,
  • Yet hear you nothing from such men but works;
  • They make the Christian service like the Turks'.
  • "Hark to the churchman: day by day he cries,--
  • 'Children of men, be virtuous and be wise;
  • Seek patience, justice, temp'rance, meekness, truth; 290
  • In age be courteous, be sedate in youth.'--
  • So they advise, and when such things be read,
  • How can we wonder that their flocks are dead?
  • "The heathens wrote of virtue, they could dwell
  • On such light points--in them it might be well,
  • They might for virtue strive; but I maintain,
  • Our strife for virtue would be proud and vain.
  • When Samson carried Gaza's gates so far,
  • Lack'd he a helping hand to bear the bar?
  • Thus the most virtuous must in bondage groan: 300
  • Samson is grace, and carries all alone[48].
  • "Hear you not priests their feeble spirits spend
  • In bidding sinners turn to God, and mend;
  • To check their passions, and to walk aright;
  • To run the race, and fight the glorious fight?
  • Nay more--to pray, to study, to improve,
  • To grow in goodness, to advance in love?
  • "Oh! babes and sucklings, dull of heart and slow,
  • Can grace be gradual? Can conversion grow?
  • The work is done by instantaneous call; 310
  • Converts at once are made, or not at all;
  • Nothing is left to grow, reform, amend;
  • The first emotion is the movement's end:
  • If once forgiven, debt can be no more;
  • If once adopted, will the heir be poor?
  • The man who gains the twenty-thousand prize,
  • Does he by little and by little rise?
  • There can no fortune for the soul be made
  • By peddling cares and savings in her trade.
  • "Why are our sins forgiven?--Priests reply, 320
  • --'Because by faith on mercy we rely;
  • Because, believing, we repent and pray,'--
  • Is this their doctrine?--then, they go astray:
  • We're pardon'd neither for belief nor deed,
  • For faith nor practice, principle nor creed;
  • Nor for our sorrow for our former sin,
  • Nor for our fears when better thoughts begin;
  • Nor prayers nor penance in the cause avail;
  • All strong remorse, all soft contrition fail:--
  • It is the _call!_ till that proclaims us free, 330
  • In darkness, doubt, and bondage we must be;
  • Till that _assures_ us, we've in vain endured,
  • And all is over when we're once assured.
  • "This is conversion:--First, there comes a cry
  • Which utters, 'Sinner, thou'rt condemned to die;'
  • Then the struck soul to every aid repairs,
  • To church and altar, ministers and prayers;
  • In vain she strives--involved, ingulf'd in sin,
  • She looks for hell, and seems already in:
  • When in this travail, the new birth comes on, 340
  • And in an instant every pang is gone;
  • The mighty work is done without our pains--
  • Claim but a part, and not a part remains.
  • "All this experience tells the soul, and yet }
  • These moral men their pence and farthings set }
  • Against the terrors of the countless debt. }
  • But such compounders, when they come to jail,
  • Will find that virtues never serve as bail.
  • "So much to duties; now to learning look,
  • And see their priesthood piling book on book; 350
  • Yea, books of infidels, we're told, and plays,
  • Put out by heathens in the wink'd-on days;
  • The very letters are of crooked kind,
  • And show the strange perverseness of their mind.
  • Have I this learning? When the Lord would speak,
  • Think ye he needs the Latin or the Greek?
  • And lo! with all their learning, when they rise
  • To preach, in view the ready sermon lies;
  • Some low-prized stuff they purchased at the stalls,
  • And more like Seneca's than mine or Paul's. 360
  • Children of bondage, how should they explain
  • The spirit's freedom, while they wear a chain?
  • They study words, for meanings grow perplex'd,
  • And slowly hunt for truth, from text to text,
  • Through Greek and Hebrew--we the meaning seek
  • Of that within, who every tongue can speak.
  • This all can witness; yet the more I know,
  • The more a meek and humble mind I show.
  • "No; let the Pope, the high and mighty priest,
  • Lord to the poor, and servant to the Beast, 370
  • Let bishops, deans, and prebendaries swell
  • With pride and fatness till their hearts rebel:
  • I'm meek and modest.--If I could be proud,
  • This crowded meeting, lo! th' amazing crowd!
  • Your mute attention, and your meek respect,
  • My spirit's fervour, and my words' effect:
  • Might stir th' unguarded soul; and oft to me
  • The tempter speaks, whom I compel to flee;
  • He goes in fear, for he my force has tried--
  • Such is my power! but can you call it pride? 380
  • "No, fellow-pilgrims! of the things I've shown
  • I might be proud, were they indeed my own!
  • But they are lent; and well you know the source
  • Of all that's mine, and must confide of course;
  • Mine! no, I err; 'tis but consign'd to me,
  • And I am nought but steward and trustee."
  • FAR other doctrines yon Arminian speaks;
  • "Seek grace," he cries; "for he shall find who seeks."
  • This is the ancient stock by Wesley led--
  • They the pure body, he the reverend head; 390
  • All innovation they with dread decline;
  • Their John the elder was the John divine.
  • Hence still their moving prayer, the melting hymn,
  • The varied accent, and the active limb;
  • Hence that implicit faith in Satan's might,
  • And their own matchless prowess in the fight.
  • In every act they see that lurking foe,
  • Let loose awhile, about the world to go:--
  • A dragon, flying round the earth, to kill
  • The heavenly hope, and prompt the carnal will; 400
  • Whom sainted knights attack in sinners' cause,
  • And force the wounded victim from his paws;
  • Who but for them would man's whole race subdue;
  • For not a hireling will the foe pursue.
  • "Show me one Churchman who will rise and pray }
  • Through half the night, though lab'ring all the day, }
  • Always abounding--show me him, I say."-- }
  • Thus cries the preacher, and he adds, "their sheep
  • Satan devours at leisure as they sleep.
  • Not so with us; we drive him from the fold, 410
  • For ever barking and for ever bold;
  • While they securely slumber, all his schemes
  • Take full effect--the devil never dreams:
  • Watchful and changeful through the world he goes,
  • And few can trace this deadliest of their foes;
  • But I detect, and at his work surprise,
  • The subtle serpent under all disguise.
  • "Thus to man's soul the foe of souls will speak,
  • --'A saint elect, you can have nought to seek;
  • Why all this labour in so plain a case-- 420
  • Such care to run, when certain of the race?'
  • All this he urges to the carnal will;
  • He knows you're slothful, and would have you still.
  • Be this your answer,--'Satan, I will keep
  • Still on the watch till you are laid asleep.'
  • Thus too the Christian's progress he'll retard:--
  • 'The gates of mercy are for ever barr'd,
  • And that with bolts so driven and so stout,
  • Ten thousand workmen cannot wrench them out,'
  • To this deceit you have but one reply-- 430
  • Give to the father of all lies, the lie.
  • "A sister's weakness he'll by fits surprise--
  • His her wild laughter, his her piteous cries;
  • And, should a pastor at her side attend,
  • He'll use her organs to abuse her friend.
  • These are possessions--unbelieving wits
  • Impute them all to nature: 'They're her fits,
  • Caused by commotions in the nerves and brains.'--
  • Vain talk! but they'll be fitted for their pains.
  • "These are in part the ills the foe has wrought, 440
  • And these the churchman thinks not worth his thought;
  • They bid the troubled try for peace and rest,
  • Compose their minds, and be no more distress'd;
  • As well might they command the passive shore
  • To keep secure, and be o'erflow'd no more;
  • To the wrong subject is their skill applied--
  • To act like workmen, they should stem the tide.
  • "These are the church-physicians; they are paid
  • With noble fees for their advice and aid;
  • Yet know they not the inward pulse to feel, 450
  • To ease the anguish, or the wound to heal.
  • With the sick sinner thus their work begins:
  • 'Do you repent you of your former sins?
  • Will you amend if you revive and live,
  • And, pardon seeking, will you pardon give?
  • Have you belief in what your Lord has done,
  • And are you thankful?--all is well, my son.'
  • "A way far different ours--we thus surprise
  • A soul with questions, and demand replies;
  • "'How dropp'd you first,' I ask, 'the legal yoke? 460
  • What the first word the living Witness spoke?
  • Perceived you thunders roar and lightnings shine,
  • And tempests gathering ere the birth divine?
  • Did fire, and storm, and earthquake all appear
  • Before that still small voice, _What dost thou here?_
  • Hast thou by day and night, and soon and late,
  • Waited and watch'd before Admission-gate;
  • And so, a pilgrim and a soldier, pass'd
  • To Sion's hill through battle and through blast?
  • Then, in thy way didst thou thy foe attack, 470
  • And mad'st thou proud Apollyon turn his back?'
  • "Heart-searching things are these, and shake the mind,
  • Yea, like the rustling of a mighty wind.
  • "Thus would I ask:--'Nay, let me question now,
  • How sink my sayings in your bosoms? how?
  • Feel you a quickening? drops the subject deep?
  • Stupid and stony, no! you're all asleep;
  • Listless and lazy, waiting for a close,
  • As if at church--Do I allow repose?
  • Am I a legal minister? do I 480
  • With form or rubrick, rule or rite, comply?
  • Then, whence this quiet, tell me, I beseech?
  • One might believe you heard your rector preach,
  • Or his assistant dreamer;--Oh! return,
  • Ye times of burning, when the heart would burn.
  • Now hearts are ice, and you, my freezing fold,
  • Have spirits sunk and sad, and bosoms stony-cold,'
  • "Oh! now again for those prevailing powers,
  • Which once began this mighty work of ours;
  • When the wide field, God's temple, was the place, 490
  • And birds flew by to catch a breath of grace;
  • When 'mid his timid friends and threat'ning foes,
  • Our zealous chief as Paul at Athens rose:
  • When with infernal spite and knotty clubs
  • The ill-one arm'd his scoundrels and his scrubs;
  • And there were flying all around the spot
  • Brands at the preacher, but they touch'd him not;
  • Stakes brought to smite him, threaten'd in his cause,
  • And tongues, attuned to curses, roar'd applause;
  • Louder and louder grew his awful tones, 500
  • Sobbing and sighs were heard, and rueful groans;
  • Soft women fainted, prouder man express'd
  • Wonder and wo, and butchers smote the breast;
  • Eyes wept, ears tingled; stiff'ning on each head,
  • The hair drew back, and Satan howl'd and fled.
  • "In that soft season, when the gentle breeze
  • Rises all round, and swells by slow degrees;
  • Till tempests gather, when through all the sky
  • The thunders rattle, and the lightnings fly;
  • When rain in torrents wood and vale deform, 510
  • And all is horror, hurricane, and storm:
  • So, when the preacher in that glorious time,
  • Than clouds more melting, more than storm sublime,
  • Dropp'd the new word, there came a charm around;
  • Tremors and terrors rose upon the sound;
  • The stubborn spirits by his force he broke,
  • As the fork'd lightning rives the knotted oak.
  • Fear, hope, dismay, all signs of shame or grace,
  • Chain'd every foot, or featured every face;
  • Then took his sacred trump a louder swell, 520
  • And now they groan'd they sicken'd, and they fell;
  • Again he sounded, and we heard the cry
  • Of the word-wounded, as about to die;
  • Further and further spread the conquering word,
  • As loud he cried--'the battle of the Lord.'
  • Ev'n those apart who were the sound denied,
  • Fell down instinctive, and in spirit died.
  • Nor [stay'd] he yet--his eye, his frown, his speech,
  • His very gesture had a power to teach;
  • With outstretch'd arms, strong voice and piercing call, 530
  • He won the field, and made the Dagons fall;
  • And thus in triumph took his glorious way,
  • Through scenes of horror, terror, and dismay."
  • NOTES TO LETTER IV.
  • [44] Note 1, page 315, line 55.
  • _May those excel by Solway-Moss destroy'd._
  • For an account of this extraordinary and interesting event, I refer
  • my readers to the Journals of the year 1772.
  • [45] Note 2, page 319, line 315.
  • _They will not study, and they dare not fight._
  • Some may object to this assertion; to whom I beg leave to answer,
  • that I do not use the word _fight_ in the sense of the Jew Mendoza.
  • [46] Note 3, page 320, line 245.
  • _Regret thy misery, and lament they crimes._
  • See the Book of Deuteronomy, chapter [xxviii.] and various other
  • places.
  • [47] Note 4, page 320, line 253.
  • _Nor think of Julian's boast and Julian's fate._
  • His boast, that he would rebuild the Temple at Jerusalem; his fate
  • (whatever becomes of the miraculous part of the story), that he died
  • before the foundation was laid.
  • [48] Note 5, page 331, line 301
  • _Samson is grace, and carries all alone._
  • Whoever has attended to the books or preaching of these enthusiastic
  • people, must have observed much of this kind of absurd and foolish
  • application of scripture history; it seems to them as reasoning.
  • LETTER V.
  • _ELECTIONS._
  • Say then which class to greater folly stoop,
  • The great in promise, or the poor in hope?
  • Be brave, for your [captain] is brave, and vows reformation; there
  • shall be in England seven halfpenny loaves sold for a penny; the
  • three-hooped pot shall have ten hoops[; and] I will make it felony
  • to drink small beer[ ...] all shall eat and drink on my score, and
  • I will apparel them all in one livery, that they may agree like
  • brothers, and worship me their lord.
  • _Shakspeare's Henry VI._ [Part I. Act IV. Sc. 2.]
  • The Evils of the Contest, and how in part to be avoided--The Miseries
  • endured by a Friend of the Candidate--The various Liberties taken
  • with him, who has no personal Interest in the Success--The
  • unreasonable Expectations of Voters--The Censures of the opposing
  • Party--The Vices as well as Follies shown in such Time of
  • Contest--Plans and Cunning of Electors--Evils which remain after
  • the Decision, opposed in vain by the Efforts of the Friendly, and
  • of the Successful; among whom is the Mayor--Story of his
  • Advancement till he was raised to the Government of the
  • Borough--These Evils not to be placed in Balance with the Liberty
  • of the People, but are yet Subjects of just Complaint.
  • LETTER V.
  • _THE ELECTION._
  • Yes, our Election's past, and we've been free,
  • Somewhat as madmen without keepers be;
  • And such desire of freedom has been shown,
  • That both the parties wish'd her all their own:
  • All our free smiths and cobblers in the town
  • Were loth to lay such pleasant freedom down--
  • To put the bludgeon and cockade aside,
  • And let us pass unhurt and undefied.
  • True! you might then your party's sign produce,
  • And so escape with only half th' abuse-- 10
  • With half the danger as you walk'd along,
  • With rage and threat'ning but from half the throng.
  • This you might do, and not your fortune mend;
  • For where you lost a foe, you gain'd a friend;
  • And, to distress you, vex you, and expose,
  • Election-friends are worse than any foes;
  • The party-curse is with the canvass past,
  • But party-friendship, for your grief, will last.
  • Friends of all kinds, the civil and the rude,
  • Who humbly wish, or boldly dare t' intrude: 20
  • These beg or take a liberty to come
  • (Friends should be free), and make your house their home;
  • They know that warmly you their cause espouse,
  • And come to make their boastings and their bows.
  • You scorn their manners, you their words mistrust;
  • But you must hear them, and they know you must.
  • One plainly sees a friendship firm and true
  • Between the noble candidate and you;
  • So humbly begs (and states at large the case),
  • "You'll think of Bobby and the little place." 30
  • Stifling his shame by drink, a wretch will come,
  • And prate your wife and daughter from the room:
  • In pain you hear him, and at heart despise,
  • Yet with heroic mind your pangs disguise;
  • And still in patience to the sot attend,
  • To show what man can bear to serve a friend.
  • One enters hungry--not to be denied,
  • And takes his place and jokes--"We're of a side."
  • Yet worse, the proser who, upon the strength
  • Of his one vote, has tales of three hours' length-- 40
  • This sorry rogue you bear, yet with surprise
  • Start at his oaths, and sicken at his lies.
  • Then comes there one, and tells in friendly way,
  • What the opponents in their anger say;
  • All that through life has vex'd you, all abuse,
  • Will this kind friend in pure regard produce;
  • And, having through your own offences run,
  • Adds (as appendage) what your friends have done.
  • Has any female cousin made a trip
  • To Gretna-Green, or more vexatious slip? 50
  • Has your wife's brother, or your uncle's son,
  • Done aught amiss, or is he thought t' have done?
  • Is there of all your kindred some who lack
  • Vision direct, or have a gibbous back?
  • From your unlucky name may quips and puns
  • Be made by these upbraiding Goths and Huns?
  • To some great public character have you
  • Assign'd the fame to worth and talents due,
  • Proud of your praise?--In this, in any case,
  • Where the brute-spirit may affix disgrace, 60
  • These friends will smiling bring it, and the while
  • You silent sit, and practise for a smile.
  • Vain of their power, and of their value sure,
  • They nearly guess the tortures you endure;
  • Nor spare one pang--for they perceive your heart
  • Goes with the cause; you'd die before you'd start;
  • Do what they may, they're sure you'll not offend
  • Men who have pledged their honours to your friend.
  • Those friends indeed, who start as in a race,
  • May love the sport, and laugh at this disgrace; 70
  • They have in view the glory and the prize,
  • Nor heed the dirty steps by which they rise:
  • But we, their poor associates, lose the fame,
  • Though more than partners in the toil and shame.
  • Were this the whole, and did the time produce
  • But shame and toil, but riot and abuse:
  • We might be then from serious griefs exempt,
  • And view the whole with pity and contempt,
  • Alas! but here the vilest passions rule;
  • It is Seduction's, is Temptation's school: 80
  • Where vices mingle in the oddest ways,
  • The grossest slander and the dirtiest praise;
  • Flattery enough to make the vainest sick,
  • And clumsy stratagem, and scoundrel trick.
  • Nay more, your anger and contempt to cause,
  • These, while they fish for profit, claim applause;
  • Bribed, bought and bound, they banish shame and fear;
  • Tell you they're stanch, and have a soul sincere;
  • Then talk of honour, and, if doubt's express'd,
  • Show where it lies, and smite upon the breast. 90
  • Among these worthies, some at first declare
  • For whom they vote; he then has most to spare.
  • Others hang off--when coming to the post
  • Is spurring time, and then he'll spare the most;
  • While some, demurring, wait, and find at last
  • The bidding languish, and the market pass'd;
  • These will affect all bribery to condemn,
  • And, be it Satan laughs, he laughs at them.
  • Some too are pious--one desired the Lord
  • To teach him where "to drop his little word; 100
  • To lend his vote, where it will profit best;
  • Promotion came not from the east or west;
  • But as their freedom had promoted some,
  • He should be glad to know which way 'twould come,
  • It was a naughty world, and, where to sell
  • His precious charge, was more than he could tell."
  • "But you succeeded?"--true, at mighty cost;
  • And our good friend, I fear, will think he's lost.
  • Inns, horses, chaises, dinners, balls and notes;
  • What fill'd their purses, and what drench'd their throats; 110
  • The private pension, and indulgent lease,
  • Have all been granted to these friends who fleece--
  • Friends who will hang like burs upon his coat,
  • And boundless judge the value of a vote.
  • And, though the terrors of the time be pass'd,
  • There still remain the scatterings of the blast.
  • The boughs are parted that entwined before,
  • And ancient harmony exists no more;
  • The gusts of wrath our peaceful seats deform,
  • And sadly flows the sighing of the storm: 120
  • Those who have gain'd are sorry for the gloom,
  • But they who lost unwilling peace should come;
  • There open envy, here suppress'd delight,
  • Yet live till time shall better thoughts excite,
  • And so prepare us, by a six-years' truce,
  • Again for riot, insult, and abuse.
  • Our worthy mayor, on the victorious part,
  • Cries out for peace, and cries with all his heart;
  • He, civil creature! ever does his best,
  • To banish wrath from every voter's breast; 130
  • "For where," says he, with reason strong and plain,
  • "Where is the profit? what will anger gain?"
  • His short stout person he is wont to brace
  • In good brown broad-cloth, edged with two-inch lace,
  • When in his seat; and still the coat seems new,
  • Preserved by common use of seaman's blue.
  • He was a fisher from his earliest day,
  • And placed his nets within the Borough's bay;
  • Where by his skates, his herrings, and his soles,
  • He lived, nor dream'd of corporation-doles[49]; 140
  • But, toiling, saved and, saving, never ceased
  • Till he had box'd up twelve score pounds at least.
  • He knew not money's power, but judged it best
  • Safe in his trunk to let his treasure rest;
  • Yet to a friend complain'd: "Sad charge, to keep
  • So many pounds, and then I cannot sleep."
  • "Then put it out," replied the friend.--"What, give
  • My money up? why, then I could not live."--
  • "Nay, but for interest place it in his hands,
  • Who'll give you mortgage on his house or lands."-- 150
  • "Oh but," said Daniel, "that's a dangerous plan;
  • He may be robb'd like any other man."--
  • "Still he is bound, and you may be at rest,
  • More safe the money than within your chest;
  • And you'll receive, from all deductions clear,
  • Five pounds for every hundred, every year."--
  • "What good in that?" quoth Daniel, "for 'tis plain,
  • If part I take, there can but part remain."--
  • "What! you, my friend, so skill'd in gainful things,
  • Have you to learn what interest money brings?"-- 160
  • "Not so," said Daniel, "perfectly I know,
  • He's the most interest who has most to show."--
  • "True! and he'll show the more, the more he lends;
  • Thus he his weight and consequence extends;
  • For they who borrow must restore each sum,
  • And pay for use--What, Daniel, art thou dumb?"
  • For much amazed was that good man--"Indeed!"
  • Said he, with glad'ning eye, "will money breed?
  • How have I lived? I grieve, with all my heart,
  • For my late knowledge in this precious art:-- 170
  • Five pounds for every hundred will he give?
  • And then the hundred?----I begin to live."--
  • So he began, and other means he found,
  • As he went on, to multiply a pound:
  • Though blind so long to interest, all allow
  • That no man better understands it now.
  • Him in our body-corporate we chose,
  • And, once among us, he above us rose;
  • Stepping from post to post, he reach'd the chair,
  • And there he now reposes--that's the mayor. 180
  • But 'tis not he, 'tis not the kinder few,
  • The mild, the good, who can our peace renew;
  • A peevish humour swells in every eye,
  • The warm are angry, and the cool are shy;
  • There is no more the social board at whist.
  • The good old partners are with scorn dismiss'd;
  • No more with dog and lantern comes the maid,
  • To guide the mistress when the rubber's play'd;
  • Sad shifts are made, lest ribbons blue and green
  • Should at one table, at one time be seen. 190
  • On care and merit none will now rely,
  • 'Tis party sells what party-friends must buy;
  • The warmest burgess wears a bodger's coat,
  • And fashion gains less int'rest than a vote;
  • Uncheck'd, the vintner still his poison vends;
  • For he too votes, and can command his friends.
  • But, this admitted, be it still agreed,
  • These ill effects from noble cause proceed;
  • Though like some vile excrescences they be, }
  • The tree they spring from is a sacred tree, 200 }
  • And its true produce, strength and liberty. }
  • Yet if we could th' attendant ills suppress;
  • If we could make the sum of mischief less;
  • If we could warm and angry men persuade
  • No more man's common comforts to invade;
  • And that old ease and harmony re-seat
  • In all our meetings, so in joy to meet:
  • Much would of glory to the Muse ensue,
  • And our good vicar would have less to do.
  • NOTE TO LETTER V.
  • [49] Note 1, page 333, line 140.
  • _He lived, nor dreamed of corporation-doles._
  • I am informed that some explanation is here necessary, though I am
  • ignorant for what class of my readers it can be required. Some
  • corporate bodies have actual property, as appears by their receiving
  • rents; and they obtain money on the admission of members into their
  • society: this they may lawfully share perhaps. There are, moreover,
  • other doles, of still greater value, of which it is not necessary
  • for me to explain the nature, or to inquire into the legality.
  • LETTER VI.
  • _PROFESSIONS--LAW._
  • Quid leges sine moribus
  • Vanæ proficiunt?
  • _Horace_ [Lib. III. _Od._ XXIV. vv. 35-6].
  • Væ misero mihi!
  • Mea nunc facinora aperiuntur, clam quæ speravi fore.
  • [Plaut. _Trucul._ Act IV. Sc. 3, vv. 20-1].
  • Trades and Professions of every Kind to be found in the Borough--Its
  • Seamen and Soldiers--Law, the Danger of the Subject--Coddrington's
  • Offence--Attorneys increased; their splendid Appearance, how
  • supported--Some worthy Exceptions--Spirit of Litigation, how
  • stirred up--A Boy articled as a Clerk; his Ideas--How this
  • Profession perverts the Judgment--Actions appear through this
  • Medium in a false Light--Success from honest Application--Archer
  • a worthy Character--Swallow a Character of different Kind--His
  • Origin, Progress, Success, &c.
  • LETTER VI.
  • _PROFESSIONS--LAW._
  • "Trades and Professions"--these are themes the Muse,
  • Left to her freedom, would forbear to choose;
  • But to our Borough they in truth belong,
  • And we, perforce, must take them in our song.
  • Be it then known that we can boast of these
  • In all denominations, ranks, degrees;
  • All who our numerous wants through life supply, }
  • Who soothe us sick, attend us when we die, }
  • Or for the dead their various talents try. }
  • Then have we those who live by secret arts, 10
  • By hunting fortunes, and by stealing hearts;
  • Or who by nobler means themselves advance;
  • Or who subsist by charity and chance.
  • Say, of our native heroes shall I boast,
  • Born in our streets, to thunder on our coast--
  • Our Borough-seamen? Could the timid Muse
  • More patriot-ardour in their breasts infuse;
  • Or could she paint their merit or their skill,
  • She wants not love, alacrity, or will;
  • But needless all: that ardour is their own, 20
  • And, for their deeds, themselves have made them known.
  • Soldiers in arms! Defenders of our soil! }
  • Who from destruction save us; who from spoil }
  • Protect the sons of peace who traffic, or who toil: }
  • Would I could duly praise you; that each deed
  • Your foes might honour, and your friends might read:
  • This too is needless; you've imprinted well
  • Your powers, and told what I should feebly tell.
  • Beside, a Muse like mine, to satire prone,
  • Would fail in themes where there is praise alone. 30
  • --Law shall I sing, or what to Law belongs?
  • Alas! there may be danger in such songs;
  • A foolish rhyme, 'tis said, a trifling thing,
  • The law found treason, for it touch'd the king.
  • But kings have mercy in these happy times,
  • Or surely _one_ had suffer'd for his rhymes;
  • Our glorious Edwards and our Henrys bold,
  • So touch'd, had kept the reprobate in hold;
  • But he escaped--nor fear, thank Heav'n, have I,
  • Who love my king, for such offence to die. 40
  • But I am taught the danger would be much,
  • If these poor lines should one attorney touch--
  • (One of those _limbs_ of law who're always here;
  • The _heads_ come down to guide them twice a year.)
  • I might not swing indeed; but he in sport
  • Would whip a rhymer on from court to court;
  • Stop him in each, and make him pay for all
  • The long proceedings in that dreaded Hall.--
  • Then let my numbers flow discreetly on,
  • Warn'd by the fate of luckless Coddrington[50]; 50
  • Lest some _attorney_ (pardon me the name)
  • Should wound a poor _solicitor_ for fame.
  • One man of law in George the Second's reign
  • Was all our frugal fathers would maintain;
  • He too was kept for forms; a man of peace,
  • To frame a contract, or to draw a lease:
  • He had a clerk, with whom he used to write
  • All the day long, with whom he drank at night;
  • Spare was his visage, moderate his bill,
  • And he so kind, men doubted of his skill. 60
  • Who thinks of this, with some amazement sees,
  • For one so poor, three flourishing at ease--
  • Nay, one in splendour!--See that mansion tall,
  • That lofty door, the far-resounding hall;
  • Well-furnish'd rooms, plate shining on the board,
  • Gay liveried lads, and cellar proudly stored:
  • Then say how comes it that such fortunes crown
  • These sons of strife, these terrors of the town?
  • Lo! that small office! there th' incautious guest
  • Goes blindfold in, and that maintains the rest; 70
  • There in his web th' observant spider lies,
  • And peers about for fat intruding flies;
  • Doubtful at first, he hears the distant hum,
  • And feels them flutt'ring as they nearer come.
  • They buzz and blink, and doubtfully they tread
  • On the strong birdlime of the utmost thread;
  • But, when they're once entangled by the gin,
  • With what an eager clasp he draws them in;
  • Nor shall they 'scape till after long delay,
  • And all that sweetens life is drawn away. 80
  • "Nay, this," you cry, "is common-place, the tale
  • Of petty tradesmen o'er their evening-ale.
  • There are who, living by the legal pen,
  • Are held in honour--'honourable men.'"
  • Doubtless--there are, who hold manorial courts,
  • Or whom the trust of powerful friends supports;
  • Or who, by labouring through a length of time,
  • Have pick'd their way, unsullied by a crime.
  • These are the few--in this, in every place,
  • Fix the litigious rupture-stirring race: 90
  • Who to contention as to trade are led,
  • To whom dispute and strife are bliss and bread.
  • There is a doubtful pauper, and we think
  • 'Tis with us to give him meat and drink;
  • There is a child, and 'tis not mighty clear
  • Whether the mother lived with us a year;
  • A road's indicted, and our seniors doubt
  • If in our proper boundary or without:
  • But what says our attorney? He our friend
  • Tells us 'tis just and manly to contend. 100
  • "What! to a neighbouring parish yield your cause,
  • While you have money, and the nation laws?
  • What! lose without a trial, that which tried,
  • May--nay it must--be given on our side?
  • All men of spirit would contend; such men
  • Than lose a pound would rather hazard ten.
  • What! be imposed on? No! a British soul
  • Despises imposition, hates control;
  • The law is open; let them, if they dare,
  • Support their cause; the Borough need not spare. 110
  • All I advise is vigour and good-will:
  • Is it agreed then?--Shall I file a bill?"
  • The trader, grazier, merchant, priest, and all
  • Whose sons aspiring to [professions'] call,
  • Choose from their lads some bold and subtle boy,
  • And judge him fitted for this grave employ.
  • Him a keen old practitioner admits,
  • To write five years and exercise his wits:
  • The youth has heard--it is in fact his creed--
  • Mankind dispute, that lawyers may be fee'd: 120
  • Jails, bailiffs, writs, all terms and threats of law,
  • Grow now familiar as once top and taw;
  • Rage, hatred, fear, the mind's severer ills,
  • All bring employment, all augment his bills;
  • As feels the surgeon for the mangled limb,
  • The mangled mind is but a job for him;
  • Thus taught to think, these legal reasoners draw
  • Morals and maxims from their views of law;
  • They cease to judge by precepts taught in schools,
  • By man's plain sense, or by religious rules; 130
  • No! nor by law itself, in truth discern'd,
  • But as its statutes may be warp'd and turn'd.
  • How they should judge of man, his word and deed,
  • They in their books and not their bosoms read:
  • Of some good act you speak with just applause,
  • "No! no!" says he, "'twould be a losing cause."
  • Blame you some tyrant's deed?--he answers, "Nay,
  • He'll get a verdict; heed you what you say."
  • Thus, to conclusions from examples led,
  • The heart resigns all judgment to the head; 140
  • Law, law alone, for ever kept in view,
  • His measures guides, and rules his conscience too;
  • Of ten commandments, he confesses three
  • Are yet in force, and tells you which they be,
  • As law instructs him, thus: "Your neighbour's wife
  • You must not take, his chattels, nor his life;
  • Break these decrees, for damage you must pay;
  • These you must reverence, and the rest--you may."
  • Law was design'd to keep a state in peace;
  • To punish robbery, that wrong might cease; 150
  • To be impregnable--a constant fort,
  • To which the weak and injured might resort.
  • But these perverted minds its force employ,
  • Not to protect mankind, but to annoy;
  • And, long as ammunition can be found,
  • Its lightning flashes and its thunders sound.
  • Or, law with lawyers is an ample still,
  • Wrought by the passions' heat with chymic sill;
  • While the fire burns, the gains are quickly made,
  • And freely flow the profits of the trade; 160
  • Nay, when the fierceness fails, these artists blow }
  • The dying fire, and make the embers glow, }
  • As long as they can make the smaller profits flow; }
  • At length the process of itself will stop,
  • When they perceive they've drawn out every drop.
  • Yet, I repeat, there are, who nobly strive
  • To keep the sense of moral worth alive:
  • Men who would starve, ere meanly deign to live
  • On what deception and chican'ry give;
  • And these at length succeed: they have their strife, 170
  • Their apprehensions, stops, and rubs in life;
  • But honour, application, care, and skill,
  • Shall bend opposing fortune to their will.
  • Of such is Archer, he who keeps in awe
  • Contending parties by his threats of law.
  • He, roughly honest, has been long a guide
  • In Borough-business, on the conquering side;
  • And seen so much of both sides, and so long,
  • He thinks the bias of man's mind goes wrong.
  • Thus, though he's friendly, he is still severe, 180
  • Surly though kind, suspiciously sincere:
  • So much he's seen of baseness in the mind,
  • That, while a friend to man, he scorns mankind;
  • He knows the human heart, and sees with dread,
  • By slight temptation, how the strong are led;
  • He knows how interest can asunder rend
  • The bond of parent, master, guardian, friend,
  • To form a new and a degrading tie
  • 'Twixt needy vice and tempting villany.
  • Sound in himself, yet, when such flaws appear, 190
  • He doubts of all, and learns that self to fear:
  • For, where so dark the moral view is grown,
  • A timid conscience trembles for her own;
  • The pitchy taint of general vice is such
  • As daubs the fancy, and you dread the touch.
  • Far unlike him was one in former times,
  • Famed for the spoil he gather'd by his crimes;
  • Who, while his brethren nibbling held their prey,
  • He like an eagle seized and bore the whole away.
  • Swallow, a poor attorney, brought his boy 200
  • Up at his desk, and gave him his employ;
  • He would have bound him to an honest trade,
  • Could preparations have been duly made.
  • The clerkship ended, both the sire and son
  • Together did what business could be done;
  • Sometimes they'd luck to stir up small disputes
  • Among their friends, and raise them into suits.
  • Though close and hard, the father was content
  • With this resource, now old and indolent;
  • But his young Swallow, gaping and alive 210
  • To fiercer feelings, was resolved to thrive:--
  • "Father," he said, "but little can they win
  • Who hunt in couples, where the game is thin;
  • Let's part in peace, and each pursue his gain
  • Where it may start--our love may yet remain."
  • The parent growl'd, he couldn't think that love
  • Made the young cockatrice his den remove;
  • But, taught by habit, he the truth suppress'd,
  • Forced a frank look, and said he "thought it best."
  • Not long they'd parted ere dispute arose; 220
  • The game they hunted quickly made them foes.
  • Some house the father by his art had won
  • Seem'd a fit cause of contest to the son:
  • Who raised a claimant, and then found a way
  • By a stanch witness to secure his prey.
  • The people cursed him, but in times of need
  • Trusted in one so certain to succeed:
  • By law's dark by-ways he had stored his mind
  • With wicked knowledge, how to cheat mankind.
  • Few are the freeholds in our ancient town; 230
  • A copy-right from heir to heir came down.
  • From whence some heat arose, when there was doubt
  • In point of heirship; but the fire went out,
  • Till our attorney had the art to raise
  • The dying spark, and blow it to a blaze.
  • For this he now began his friends to treat;
  • His way to starve them was to make them eat,
  • And drink oblivious draughts--to his applause
  • It must be said, he never starved a cause;
  • He'd roast and boil'd upon his board--the boast 240
  • Of half his victims was his boil'd and roast--
  • And these at every hour: he seldom took
  • Aside his client, till he'd praised his cook;
  • Nor to an office led him, there in pain
  • To give his story and go out again,
  • But first the brandy and the chine were seen.
  • And then the business came by starts between.
  • "Well, if 'tis so, the house to you belongs;
  • But have you money to redress these wrongs?
  • Nay, look not sad, my friend; if you're correct, 250
  • You'll find the friendship that you'd not expect."
  • If right the man, the house was Swallow's own;
  • If wrong, his kindness and good-will were shown.
  • "Rogue!" "Villain!" "Scoundrel!" cried the losers all;
  • He let them cry, for what would that recall?
  • At length he left us, took a village seat,
  • And like a vulture look'd abroad for meat;
  • The Borough-booty, give it all its praise,
  • Had only served the appetite to raise;
  • But, if from simple heirs he drew their land, 260
  • He might a noble feast at will command;
  • Still he proceeded by his former rules,
  • His bait their pleasures, when he fish'd for fools;--
  • Flagons and haunches on his board were placed,
  • And subtle avarice look'd like thoughtless waste.
  • Most of his friends, though youth from him had fled,
  • Were young, were minors, of their sires in dread;
  • Or those whom widow'd mothers kept in bounds,
  • And check'd their generous rage for steeds and hounds;
  • Or such as travell'd 'cross the land to view 270
  • A Christian's conflict with a boxing Jew.
  • Some too had run upon Newmarket heath
  • With so much speed that they were out of breath;
  • Others had tasted claret, till they now
  • To humbler port would turn, and knew not how.
  • All these for favours would to Swallow run,
  • Who never sought their thanks for all he'd done;
  • He kindly took them by the hand, then bow'd
  • Politely low, and thus his love avow'd--
  • (For he'd a way that many judged polite; 280
  • A cunning dog, he'd fawn before he'd bite):--
  • "Observe, my friends, the frailty of our race
  • When age unmans us--let me state a case:
  • There's our friend Rupert; we shall soon redress
  • His present evil--drink to our success--
  • I flatter not, but did you ever see
  • Limbs better turn'd? a prettier boy than he?
  • His senses all acute, his passions such
  • As nature gave--she never does too much;
  • His the bold wish the cup of joy to drain, 290
  • And strength to bear it without qualm or pain.
  • "Now view his father as he dozing lies,
  • Whose senses wake not when he opes his eyes;
  • Who slips and shuffles when he means to walk,
  • And lisps and gabbles if he tries to talk;
  • Feeling he's none: he could as soon destroy
  • The earth itself, as aught it holds enjoy;
  • A nurse attends him to lay straight his limbs,
  • Present his gruel, and respect his whims.
  • Now, shall this dotard from our hero hold 300
  • His lands and lordships? Shall he hide his gold?
  • That which he cannot use, and dare not show,
  • And will not give--why longer should he owe?
  • Yet, 'twould be murder should we snap the locks,
  • And take the thing he worships from the box;
  • So let him dote and dream: but, till he die,
  • Shall not our generous heir receive supply?
  • For ever sitting on the river's brink,
  • And ever thirsty, shall he fear to drink?
  • The means are simple: let him only wish, 310
  • Then say he's willing, and I'll fill his dish."
  • They all applauded, and not least the boy,
  • Who now replied, "It fill'd his heart with joy
  • To find he needed not deliv'rance crave
  • Of death, or wish the justice in the grave;
  • Who, while he spent, would every art retain,
  • Of luring home the scatter'd gold again;
  • Just as a fountain gaily spirts and plays
  • With what returns in still and secret ways."
  • Short was the dream of bliss; he quickly found, 320
  • His father's acres all were Swallow's ground.
  • Yet to those arts would other heroes lend
  • A willing ear, and Swallow was their friend;
  • Ever successful, some began to think
  • That Satan help'd him to his pen and ink;
  • And shrewd suspicions ran about the place,
  • "There was a compact"--I must leave the case.
  • But of the parties, had the fiend been one,
  • The business could not have been speedier done.
  • Still, when a man has angled day and night, 330
  • The silliest gudgeons will refuse to bite:
  • So Swallow tried no more; but if they came
  • To seek his friendship, that remain'd the same.
  • Thus he retired in peace, and some would say,
  • He balk'd his partner, and had learn'd to pray.
  • To this some zealots lent an ear, and sought
  • How Swallow felt, then said "a change is wrought."
  • 'Twas true there wanted all the signs of grace,
  • But there were strong professions in their place;
  • Then, too, the less that men from him expect, 340
  • The more the praise to the converting sect;
  • He had not yet subscribed to all their creed,
  • Nor own'd a call; but he confess'd the need.
  • His acquiescent speech, his gracious look,
  • That pure attention, when the brethren spoke,
  • Was all contrition,--he had felt the wound,
  • And with confession would again be sound.
  • True, Swallow's board had still the sumptuous treat;
  • But could they blame? the warmest zealots eat.
  • He drank--'twas needful his poor nerves to brace; 350
  • He swore--'twas habit; he was grieved--'twas grace.
  • What could they do a new-born zeal to nurse?
  • "His wealth's undoubted--let him hold our purse;
  • He'll add his bounty, and the house we'll raise
  • Hard by the church, and gather all her strays;
  • We'll watch her sinners as they home retire,
  • And pluck the brands from the devouring fire."
  • Alas! such speech was but an empty boast;
  • The good men reckon'd, but without their host;
  • Swallow, delighted, took the trusted store, 360
  • And own'd the sum: they did not ask for more,
  • Till more was needed; when they call'd for aid--
  • And had it?--No, their agent was afraid;
  • "Could he but know to whom he should refund,
  • He would most gladly--nay, he'd go beyond;
  • But, when such numbers claim'd, when some were gone,
  • And others going--he must hold it on;
  • The Lord would help them,"--Loud their anger grew, }
  • And while they threat'ning from his door withdrew, }
  • He bow'd politely low, and bade them all adieu. 370 }
  • But lives the man by whom such deeds are done?
  • Yes, many such--but Swallow's race is run;
  • His name is lost;--for, though his sons have name,
  • It is not his, they all escape the shame;
  • Nor is there vestige now of all he had,
  • His means are wasted, for his heir was mad.
  • Still we of Swallow as a monster speak,
  • A hard, bad man, who prey'd upon the weak.
  • FOOTNOTES:
  • [50] The account of Coddrington [Collingbourne] occurs in "_The
  • Mirrour for Magistrates_"; he suffered in the reign of Richard III.
  • LETTER VII.
  • _PROFESSIONS--PHYSIC._
  • [Jam mala finissem letho; sed credula vitam
  • Spes fovet, et fore cras semper ait melius.]
  • _Tibullus_ [Lib. II. vi. vv. 19-20].
  • He fell to juggle, cant, and cheat----
  • For as those fowls that live in water
  • Are never wet, he did but smatter;
  • Whate'er he labour'd to appear,
  • His understanding still was clear.
  • A paltry wretch he had, half-starved,
  • That him in place of zany served.
  • _Butler's Hudibras_ [Part II. Canto iii].
  • The Worth and Excellence of the true Physician--Merit not the sole
  • Cause of Success--Modes of advancing Reputation--Motives of
  • medical Men for publishing their Works--The great Evil of
  • Quackery--Present State of advertising Quacks--Their Hazard--Some
  • fail, and why--Causes of Success--How Men of Understanding are
  • prevailed upon to have Recourse to Empirics, and to permit their
  • Names to be advertised--Evils of Quackery: to nervous Females; to
  • Youth; to Infants--History of an advertising Empiric, &c.
  • LETTER VII.
  • _PROFESSIONS--PHYSIC._
  • Next, to a graver tribe we turn our view,
  • And yield the praise to worth and science due;
  • But this with serious words and sober style,
  • For these are friends with whom we seldom smile:
  • Helpers of men[51] they're call'd, and we confess
  • Theirs the deep study, theirs the lucky guess.
  • We own that numbers join with care and skill
  • A temperate judgment, a devoted will:
  • Men who suppress their feelings, but who feel
  • The painful symptoms they delight to heal; 10
  • Patient in all their trials, they sustain
  • The starts of passion, the reproach of pain;
  • With hearts affected, but with looks serene,
  • Intent they wait through all the solemn scene;
  • Glad, if a hope should rise from nature's strife,
  • To aid their skill and save the lingering life.
  • But this must virtue's generous effort be,
  • And spring from nobler motives than a fee:
  • To the physicians of the soul, and these,
  • Turn the distress'd for safety, hope, and ease. 20
  • But as physicians of that nobler kind
  • Have their warm zealots, and their sectaries blind;
  • So among these for knowledge most renown'd,
  • Are dreamers strange, and stubborn bigots found.
  • Some, too, admitted to this honour'd name,
  • Have, without learning, found a way to fame;
  • And some by learning:--young physicians write,
  • To set their merit in the fairest light;
  • With them a treatise is a bait that draws
  • Approving voices; 'tis to gain applause, 30
  • And to exalt them in the public view,
  • More than a life of worthy toil could do.
  • When 'tis proposed to make the man renown'd,
  • In every age convenient doubts abound;
  • Convenient themes in every period start,
  • Which he may treat with all the pomp of art;
  • Curious conjectures he may always make,
  • And either side of dubious questions take.
  • He may a system broach, or, if he please,
  • Start new opinions of an old disease; 40
  • Or may some simple in the woodland trace,
  • And be its patron, till it runs its race;
  • As rustic damsels from their woods are won,
  • And live in splendour till their race be run;
  • It weighs not much on what their powers be shown,
  • When all his purpose is to make them known.
  • To show the world what long experience gains,
  • Requires not courage, though it calls for pains;
  • But, at life's outset to inform mankind,
  • Is a bold effort of a valiant mind. 50
  • The great good man, for noblest cause, displays
  • What many labours taught, and many days;
  • These sound instruction from experience give,
  • The others show us how they mean to live;
  • That they have genius, and they hope mankind
  • Will to its efforts be no longer blind.
  • There are, beside, whom powerful friends advance,
  • Whom fashion favours, person, patrons, chance;
  • And merit sighs to see a fortune made
  • By daring rashness or by dull parade. 60
  • But these are trifling evils; there is one
  • Which walks uncheck'd, and triumphs in the sun:
  • There was a time, when we beheld the quack,
  • On public stage, the licensed trade attack;
  • He made his labour'd speech with poor parade;
  • And then a laughing zany lent him aid.
  • Smiling we pass'd him, but we felt the while
  • Pity so much, that soon we ceased to smile;
  • Assured that fluent speech and flow'ry vest
  • Disguised the troubles of a man distress'd. 70
  • But now our quacks are gamesters, and they play
  • With craft and skill to ruin and betray;
  • With monstrous promise they delude the mind,
  • And thrive on all that tortures human-kind.
  • Void of all honour, avaricious, rash,
  • The daring tribe compound their boasted trash--
  • Tincture or syrup, lotion, drop or pill;
  • All tempt the sick to trust the lying bill;
  • And twenty names of cobblers turn'd to squires,
  • Aid the bold language of these blushless liars. 80
  • There are among them those who cannot read,
  • And yet they'll buy a patent, and succeed;
  • Will dare to promise dying sufferers aid,--
  • For who, when dead, can threaten or upbraid?
  • With cruel avarice still they recommend
  • More draughts, more syrup, to the journey's end:
  • "I feel it not;"--"Then take it every hour."--
  • "It makes me worse;"--"Why, then it shows its power."--
  • "I fear to die;"--"Let not your spirits sink,
  • You're always safe, while you believe and drink." 90
  • How strange to add, in this nefarious trade,
  • That men of parts are dupes by dunces made:
  • That creatures nature meant should clean our streets
  • Have purchased lands and mansions, parks and seats;
  • Wretches with conscience so obtuse, they leave
  • Their untaught sons their parents to deceive;
  • And, when they're laid upon their dying-bed,
  • No thought of murder comes into their head,
  • Nor one revengeful ghost to them appears,
  • To fill the soul with penitential fears. 100
  • Yet not the whole of this imposing train
  • Their gardens, seats, and carriages obtain;
  • Chiefly, indeed, they to the robbers fall,
  • Who are most fitted to disgrace them all.
  • But there is hazard--patents must be bought,
  • Venders and puffers for the poison sought;
  • And then in many a paper through the year
  • Must cures and cases, oaths and proofs appear;
  • Men snatch'd from graves, as they were dropping in,
  • Their lungs cough'd up, their bones pierced through their skin; 110
  • Their liver all one scirrhus, and the frame
  • Poison'd with evils which they dare not name;
  • Men who spent all upon physicians' fees, }
  • Who never slept, nor had a moment's ease, }
  • Are now as roaches sound, and all as brisk as bees. }
  • If the sick gudgeons to the bait attend,
  • And come in shoals, the angler gains his end;
  • But, should the advertising cash be spent,
  • Ere yet the town has due attention lent,
  • Then bursts the bubble, and the hungry cheat 120
  • Pines for the bread he ill deserves to eat:
  • It is a lottery, and he shares perhaps
  • The rich man's feast, or begs the pauper's scraps.
  • From powerful causes spring th' empiric's gains,
  • Man's love of life, his weakness, and his pains;
  • These first induce him the vile trash to try,
  • Then lend his name, that other men may buy.
  • This love of life, which in our nature rules,
  • To vile imposture makes us dupes and tools;
  • Then pain compels th' impatient soul to seize 130
  • On promised hopes of instantaneous ease;
  • And weakness too with every wish complies,
  • Worn out and won by importunities.
  • Troubled with something in your bile or blood,
  • You think your doctor does you little good;
  • And, grown impatient, you require in haste
  • The nervous cordial, nor dislike the taste;
  • It comforts, heals, and strengthens; nay, you think
  • It makes you better every time you drink;
  • "Then lend your name"--you're loth, but yet confess 140
  • Its powers are great, and so you acquiesce.
  • Yet, think a moment, ere your name you lend,
  • With whose 'tis placed, and what you recommend;
  • Who tipples brandy will some comfort feel,
  • But will he to the med'cine set his seal?
  • Wait, and you'll find the cordial you admire
  • Has added fuel to your fever's fire.
  • Say, should a robber chance your purse to spare,
  • Would you the honour of the man declare?
  • Would you assist his purpose? swell his crime? 150
  • Besides, he might not spare a second time.
  • Compassion sometimes sets the fatal sign,
  • The man was poor, and humbly begg'd a line;
  • Else how should noble names and titles back
  • The spreading praise of some advent'rous quack?
  • But he the moment watches, and entreats
  • Your honour's name--your honour joins the cheats;
  • You judged the med'cine harmless, and you lent
  • What help you could, and with the best intent;
  • But can it please you, thus to league with all 160
  • Whom he can beg or bribe to swell the scrawl?
  • Would you these wrappers with your name adorn,
  • Which hold the poison for the yet unborn?
  • No class escapes them--from the poor man's pay
  • The nostrum takes no trifling part away;
  • See! those square patent bottles from the shop,
  • Now decoration to the cupboard's top;
  • And there a favourite hoard you'll find within,
  • Companions meet! the julep and the gin.
  • Time too with cash is wasted; 'tis the fate 170
  • Of real helpers to be call'd too late;
  • This find the sick, when (time and patience gone)
  • Death with a tenfold terror hurries on.
  • Suppose the case surpasses human skill,
  • There comes a quack to flatter weakness still;
  • What greater evil can a flatterer do,
  • Than from himself to take the sufferer's view?
  • To turn from sacred thoughts his reasoning powers,
  • And rob a sinner of his dying hours?
  • Yet this they, dare and craving to the last, 180
  • In hope's strong bondage hold their victim fast:
  • For soul or body no concern have they, }
  • All their inquiry, "Can the patient pay? }
  • And will he swallow draughts until his dying day?" }
  • Observe what ills to nervous females flow,
  • When the heart flutters, and the pulse is low;
  • If once induced these cordial sips to try,
  • All feel the ease, and few the danger fly;
  • For, while obtain'd, of drams they've all the force,
  • And when denied, then drams are the resource. 190
  • Nor these the only evils--there are those
  • Who for the troubled mind prepare repose;
  • They write: the young are tenderly address'd,
  • Much danger hinted, much concern express'd;
  • They dwell on freedoms lads are prone to take,
  • Which makes the doctor tremble for their sake;
  • Still, if the youthful patient will but trust
  • In one so kind, so pitiful, and just;
  • If he will take the tonic all the time,
  • And hold but moderate intercourse with crime: 200
  • The sage will gravely give his honest word,
  • That strength and spirits shall be both restored;
  • In plainer English--if you mean to sin,
  • Fly to the drops, and instantly begin.
  • Who would not lend a sympathizing sigh,
  • To hear yon infant's pity-moving cry?
  • That feeble sob, unlike the new-born note,
  • Which came with vigour from the op'ning throat;
  • When air and light first rush'd on lungs and eyes,
  • And there was life and spirit in the cries; 210
  • Now an abortive, faint attempt to weep
  • Is all we hear; sensation is asleep.
  • The boy was healthy, and at first express'd
  • His feelings loudly, when he fail'd to rest;
  • When cramm'd with food, and tighten'd every limb,
  • To cry aloud, was what pertain'd to him;
  • Then the good nurse, (who, had she borne a brain,
  • Had sought the cause that made her babe complain,)
  • Has all her efforts, loving soul! applied,
  • To set the cry, and not the cause, aside; 220
  • She gave her powerful sweet without remorse,
  • _The sleeping cordial_--she had tried its force,
  • Repeating oft; the infant, freed from pain,
  • Rejected food, but took the dose again,
  • Sinking to sleep; while she her joy express'd,
  • That her dear charge could sweetly take his rest:
  • Soon may she spare her cordial; not a doubt
  • Remains but quickly he will rest without.
  • This moves our grief and pity, and we sigh
  • To think what numbers from these causes die; 230
  • But what contempt and anger should we show,
  • Did we the lives of these impostors know!
  • Ere for the world's I left the cares of school,
  • One I remember who assumed the fool:
  • A part well suited--when the idler boys
  • Would shout around him, and he loved the noise;
  • They call'd him Neddy;--Neddy had the art
  • To play with skill his ignominious part;
  • When he his trifles would for sale display,
  • And act the mimic for a schoolboy's pay. 240
  • For many years he plied his humble trade,
  • And used his tricks and talents to persuade;
  • The fellow barely read, but chanced to look
  • Among the fragments of a tatter'd book,
  • Where, after many efforts made to spell
  • One puzzling word, he found it _oxymel_:
  • A potent thing, 'twas said, to cure the ills
  • Of ailing lungs--the _oxymel of squills_.
  • Squills he procured, but found the bitter strong,
  • And most unpleasant; none would take it long; 250
  • But the pure acid and the sweet would make
  • A med'cine numbers would for pleasure take.
  • There was a fellow near, an artful knave,
  • Who knew the plan, and much assistance gave;
  • He wrote the puffs, and every talent plied
  • To make it sell: it sold, and then he died.
  • Now all the profit fell to Ned's control,
  • And Pride and Avarice quarrell'd for his soul;
  • When mighty profits by the trash were made,
  • Pride built a palace, Avarice groan'd and paid; 260
  • Pride placed the signs of grandeur all about,
  • And Avarice barr'd his friends and children out.
  • Now see him doctor! yes, the idle fool,
  • The butt, the robber of the lads at school;
  • Who then knew nothing, nothing since acquired,
  • Became a doctor, honour'd and admired;
  • His dress, his frown, his dignity were such,
  • Some who had known him thought his knowledge much;
  • Nay, men of skill, of apprehension quick,
  • Spite of their knowledge, trusted him when sick. 270
  • Though he could never reason, write, nor spell, }
  • They yet had hope his trash would make them well; }
  • And while they scorn'd his parts, they took his oxymel. }
  • Oh! when his nerves had once received a shock,
  • Sir Isaac Newton might have gone to Rock[52]:
  • Hence impositions of the grossest kind;
  • Hence thought is feeble, understanding blind;
  • Hence sums enormous by those cheats are made,
  • And deaths unnumber'd by their dreadful trade.
  • Alas! in vain is my contempt express'd; 280
  • To stronger passions are their words address'd:
  • To pain, to fear, to terror their appeal,
  • To those who, weakly reasoning, strongly feel.
  • What then our hopes?--perhaps there may by law
  • Be method found, these pests to curb and awe;
  • Yet in this land of freedom, law is slack
  • With any being to commence attack;
  • Then let us trust to science--there are those }
  • Who can their falsehoods and their frauds disclose, }
  • All their vile trash detect, and their low tricks expose. 290 }
  • Perhaps their numbers may in time confound
  • Their arts--as scorpions give themselves the wound:
  • For, when these curers dwell in every place,
  • While of the cured we not a man can trace,
  • Strong truth may then the public mind persuade,
  • And spoil the fruits of this nefarious trade.
  • FOOTNOTES:
  • [51] Opiferque per orbem
  • Dicor.
  • [Ovid, _Metam._ Lib. I. vv. 521-2.]
  • [52] An empiric who _flourished_ at the same time with this great
  • man.
  • LETTER VIII.
  • _TRADES._
  • Non possidentem multa vocaveris
  • Recte beatum: rectius occupat
  • Nomen Beati, qui Deorum
  • Muneribus sapienter uti,
  • Duramque callet pauperiem pati.
  • _Hor._ lib. iv. od. 9 [vv. 45-9].
  • Non uxor salvum te vult, non filius: omnes
  • Vicini oderunt; noti, pueri atque puellæ.
  • Miraris, cum tu argento post omnia ponas,
  • Si nemo præstet, quem non merearis, amorem?
  • _Hor._ Sat. lib. 1. [Sat. 1. vv. 84-7].
  • Non propter vitam faciunt patrimonia quidam,
  • Sed vitio cæci propter patrimonia vivunt.
  • _Juvenal._ Sat. 12. [vv. 50-1].
  • No extensive Manufactories in the Borough: yet considerable Fortunes
  • made there--Ill Judgment of Parents in disposing of their
  • Sons--The best educated not the most likely to
  • succeed--Instance--Want of Success compensated by the lenient
  • Power of some Avocations--The Naturalist--The Weaver an
  • Entomologist, &c.--A Prize-Flower--Story of Walter and William.
  • LETTER VIII.
  • _TRADES._
  • Of manufactures, trade, inventions rare,
  • Steam-towers and looms, you'd know our Borough's share--
  • 'Tis small: we boast not these rich subjects here,
  • Who hazard thrice ten thousand pounds a year,
  • We've no huge buildings, where incessant noise
  • Is made by springs and spindles, girls and boys;
  • Where, 'mid such thundering sounds, the maiden's song
  • Is "Harmony in Uproar"[53] all day long.
  • Still, common minds with us, in common trade,
  • Have gain'd more wealth than ever student made; 10
  • And yet a merchant, when he gives his son
  • His college-learning, thinks his duty done;
  • A way to wealth he leaves his boy to find,
  • Just when he's made for the discovery blind.
  • Jones and his wife perceived their elder boy
  • Took to his learning, and it gave them joy;
  • This they encouraged, and were bless'd to see
  • Their son a Fellow with a high degree;
  • A living fell, he married, and his sire
  • Declared 'twas all a father could require; 20
  • Children then bless'd them, and when letters came,
  • The parents proudly told each grandchild's name.
  • Meantime the sons at home in trade were placed,
  • Money their object--just the father's taste;
  • Saving he lived and long, and when he died,
  • He gave them all his fortune to divide.
  • "Martin," said he, "at vast expense was taught;
  • He gain'd his wish, and has the ease he sought."
  • Thus the good priest (the Christian-scholar!) finds
  • What estimate is made by vulgar minds; 30
  • He sees his brothers, who had every gift
  • Of thriving, now assisted in their thrift;
  • While he whom learning, habits, all prevent,
  • Is largely mulct for each impediment.
  • Yet, let us own that trade has much of chance:
  • Not all the careful by their care advance;
  • With the same parts and prospects, one a seat
  • Builds for himself; one finds it in the Fleet.
  • Then, to the wealthy you will see denied
  • Comforts and joys that with the poor abide: 40
  • There are who labour through the year, and yet
  • No more have gain'd than--not to be in debt;
  • Who still maintain the same laborious course,
  • Yet pleasure hails them from some favourite source;
  • And health, amusements, children, wife or friend,
  • With life's dull views their consolations blend.
  • Nor these alone possess the lenient power
  • Of soothing life in the desponding hour;
  • Some favourite studies, some delightful care,
  • The mind with trouble and distresses share; 50
  • And by a coin, a flower, a verse, a boat,
  • The stagnant spirits have been set afloat;
  • They pleased at first, and then the habit grew,
  • Till the fond heart no higher pleasure knew;
  • Till, from all cares and other comforts freed,
  • Th' important nothing took in life the lead.
  • With all his phlegm, it broke a Dutchman's heart,
  • At a vast price with one loved root to part;
  • And toys like these fill many a British mind,
  • Although their hearts are found of firmer kind. 60
  • Oft have I smiled the happy pride to see
  • Of humble tradesmen, in their evening glee;
  • When, of some pleasing, fancied good possess'd,
  • Each grew alert, was busy, and was bless'd;
  • Whether the call-bird yield the hour's delight,
  • Or, magnified in microscope, the mite;
  • Or whether tumblers, croppers, carriers seize
  • The gentle mind, they rule it and they please.
  • There is my friend the Weaver; strong desires
  • Reign in his breast; 'tis beauty he admires: 70
  • See! to the shady grove he wings his way,
  • And feels in hope the raptures of the day--
  • Eager he looks; and soon, to glad his eyes, }
  • From the sweet bower, by nature form'd, arise }
  • Bright troops of virgin moths and fresh-born butterflies; }
  • Who broke that morning from their half-year's sleep,
  • To fly o'er flow'rs where they were wont to creep.
  • Above the sovereign oak a sovereign skims,
  • The purple Emp'ror, strong in wing and limbs:
  • There fair Camilla takes her flight serene, 80
  • Adonis blue, and Paphia, silver-queen;
  • With every filmy fly from mead or bower,
  • And hungry Sphinx, who threads the honey'd flower;
  • She o'er the Larkspur's bed, where sweets abound,
  • Views ev'ry bell, and hums th' approving sound;
  • Poised on her busy plumes, with feeling nice
  • She draws from every flower, nor tries a floret twice.
  • He fears no bailiff's wrath, no baron's blame,
  • His is untax'd and undisputed game;
  • Nor less the place of curious plant he knows[54]; 90
  • He both his Flora and his Fauna shows;
  • For him is blooming in its rich array
  • The glorious flower which bore the palm away;
  • In vain a rival tried his utmost art,
  • His was the prize, and joy o'erflow'd his heart.
  • "This, this is beauty! cast, I pray, your eyes
  • On this my glory! see the grace! the size!
  • Was ever stem so tall, so stout, so strong,
  • Exact in breadth, in just proportion, long!
  • These brilliant hues are all distinct and clean, 100
  • No kindred tint, no blending streaks between;
  • This is no shaded, run-off[55], pin-eyed[56] thing,
  • A king of flowers, a flower for England's king:
  • I own my pride, and thank the favouring star,
  • Which shed such beauty on my fair Bizarre[57]."
  • Thus may the poor the cheap indulgence seize,
  • While the most wealthy pine and pray for ease;
  • Content not always waits upon success,
  • And more may he enjoy who profits less.
  • Walter and William took (their father dead) 110
  • Jointly the trade to which they both were bred;
  • When fix'd, they married, and they quickly found
  • With due success their honest labours crown'd:
  • Few were their losses, but, although a few,
  • Walter was vex'd, and somewhat peevish grew:
  • "You put your trust in every pleading fool,"
  • Said he to William, and grew strange and cool.
  • "Brother, forbear," he answer'd; "take your due,
  • Nor let my lack of caution injure you."
  • Half friends they parted,--better so to close, 120
  • Than longer wait to part entirely foes.
  • Walter had knowledge, prudence, jealous care;
  • He let no idle views his bosom share;
  • He never thought nor felt for other men--
  • "Let one mind one, and all are minded then."
  • Friends he respected, and believed them just;
  • But they were men, and he would no man trust;
  • He tried and watch'd his people day and night,--
  • The good it harm'd not; for the bad 'twas right:
  • He could their humours bear, nay disrespect, 130
  • But he could yield no pardon to neglect;
  • That all about him were of him afraid,
  • "Was right," he said--"so should we be obey'd."
  • These merchant-maxims, much good-fortune too, }
  • And ever keeping one grand point in view, }
  • To vast amount his once small portion drew. }
  • William was kind and easy; he complied
  • With all requests, or grieved when he denied;
  • To please his wife he made a costly trip,
  • To please his child he let a bargain slip; 140
  • Prone to compassion, mild with the distress'd, }
  • He bore with all who poverty profess'd, }
  • And some would he assist, nor one would he arrest. }
  • He had some loss at sea, bad debts at land, }
  • His clerk absconded with some bills in hand, }
  • And plans so often fail'd that he no longer plann'd. }
  • To a small house (his brother's) he withdrew,
  • At easy rent--the man was not a Jew;
  • And there his losses and his cares he bore,
  • Nor found that want of wealth could make him poor. 150
  • No, he in fact was rich; nor could he move,
  • But he was follow'd by the looks of love;
  • All he had suffer'd, every former grief,
  • Made those around more studious in relief;
  • He saw a cheerful smile in every face,
  • And lost all thoughts of error and disgrace.
  • Pleasant it was to see them in their walk
  • Round their small garden, and to hear them talk;
  • Free are their children, but their love refrains
  • From all offence--none murmurs, none complains; 160
  • Whether a book amused them, speech or play,
  • Their looks were lively, and their hearts were gay;
  • There no forced efforts for delight were made,
  • Joy came with prudence, and without parade;
  • Their common comforts they had all in view,
  • Light were their troubles, and their wishes few;
  • Thrift made them easy for the coming day;
  • Religion took the dread of death away;
  • A cheerful spirit still insured content,
  • And love smiled round them wheresoe'er they went. 170
  • Walter, meantime, with all his wealth's increase,
  • Gain'd many points, but could not purchase peace;
  • When he withdrew from business for an hour,
  • Some fled his presence, all confess'd his power;
  • He sought affection, but received instead
  • Fear undisguised, and love-repelling dread;
  • He look'd around him--"Harriet, dost thou love?"--
  • "I do my duty," said the timid dove;--
  • "Good Heav'n, your duty! prithee, tell me now--
  • To love and honour--was not that your vow? 180
  • Come, my good Harriet, I would gladly seek
  • Your inmost thought--Why can't the woman speak?
  • Have you not all things?"--"Sir, do I complain?"--
  • "No, that's my part, which I perform in vain;
  • I want a simple answer, and direct--
  • But you evade; yes! 'tis as I suspect.
  • Come then, my children! Watt! upon your knees
  • Vow that you love me."--"Yes, sir, if you please."--
  • "Again! by Heav'n, it mads me; I require
  • Love, and they'll do whatever I desire. 190
  • Thus too my people shun me; I would spend
  • A thousand pounds to get a single friend;
  • I would be happy--I have means to pay
  • For love and friendship, and you run away;
  • Ungrateful creatures! why, you seem to dread
  • My very looks; I know you wish me dead.
  • Come hither, Nancy! you must hold me dear;
  • Hither, I say; why! what have you to fear?
  • You see I'm gentle--Come, you trifler, come;
  • My God! she trembles! Idiot, leave the room! 200
  • Madam! your children hate me; I suppose
  • They know their cue; you make them all my foes;
  • I've not a friend in all the world--not one:
  • I'd be a bankrupt sooner; nay, 'tis done;
  • In every better hope of life I fail;
  • You're all tormentors, and my house a jail;
  • Out of my sight! I'll sit and make my will--
  • What, glad to go? stay, devils, and be still;
  • 'Tis to your uncle's cot you wish to run,
  • To learn to live at ease and be undone; 210
  • Him you can love, who lost his whole estate,
  • And I, who gain you fortunes, have your hate;
  • 'Tis in my absence you yourselves enjoy:
  • Tom! are you glad to lose me? tell me, boy:
  • 'Yes!' does he answer?"--"'Yes!' upon my soul;"
  • "No awe, no fear, no duty, no control!
  • Away! away! ten thousand devils seize
  • All I possess, and plunder where they please!
  • What's wealth to me?--yes, yes! it gives me sway,
  • And you shall feel it--Go! begone, I say." 220
  • NOTES TO LETTER VIII.
  • [53] Note 1, page 358, line 8.
  • _Is "Harmony in Uproar" all day long._
  • The title of a short piece of humour by Arbuthnot.
  • [54] Note 2, page 360, line 90.
  • _Nor less the place of curious plant he knows._
  • In botanical language, "_the habitat_," the favourite soil or
  • situation of the more scarce species.
  • [55] Note 3, page 360, line 102.
  • _This is no shaded, run-off, pin-eyed thing._
  • This, it must be acknowledged, is contrary to the opinion of
  • Thomson, and I believe of some other poets, who, in describing the
  • varying hues of our most beautiful flowers, have considered them as
  • lost and blended with each other; whereas their beauty, in the eye
  • of a florist (and I conceive in that of the uninitiated also),
  • depends upon the distinctness of their colours: the stronger the
  • bounding line, and the less they break into the neighbouring tint,
  • so much the richer and more valuable is the flower esteemed.
  • [56] Note 4, page 360, line 102.
  • _Pin-eyed._
  • An auricula, or any other single flower, is so called when the
  • _stigma_ (the part which arises from the seed-vessel) is protruded
  • beyond the tube of the flower, and becomes visible.
  • [57] Note 5, page 360, line 105.
  • _Which shed such beauty on my faire Bizarre._
  • This word, so far as it relates to flowers, means those variegated
  • with three or more colours irregularly and indeterminately.
  • LETTER IX.
  • _AMUSEMENTS._
  • Interpone tuis interdum gaudia curis,
  • Ut possis animo quemvis sufferre laborem.
  • [_(Dionys.) Cato de Moribus._ III. 7.]
  • ... nostra [fatiscit]
  • Laxaturque chelys; vires instigat alitque
  • Tempestiva quies, major post otia virtus.
  • _Statius, Sylv._ lib. IV. [4, vv. 32-3].
  • Jamque mare et tellus nullum discrimen habebant;
  • Omnia pontus [erat]: deerant quoque littora ponto.
  • _Ovid. Metamorph._ lib. I [vv. 291-2].
  • Common Amusements of a Bathing-place--Morning Rides, Walks,
  • &c.--Company resorting to the Town--Different Choice of
  • Lodgings--Cheap Indulgences--Sea-side Walks--Wealthy
  • Invalid--Summer-Evening on the Sands--Sea Productions--"Water
  • parted from the Sea"--Winter Views serene--In what Cases to be
  • avoided--Sailing upon the River--A small Islet of Sand off the
  • Coast--Visited by Company--Covered by the Flowing of the
  • Tide--Adventure in that Place.
  • LETTER IX.
  • _AMUSEMENTS._
  • Of our amusements ask you?--We amuse }
  • Ourselves and friends with sea-side walks and views, }
  • Or take a morning ride, a novel, or the news; }
  • Or, seeking nothing, glide about the street,
  • And, so engaged, with various parties meet;
  • Awhile we stop, discourse of wind and tide,
  • Bathing and books, the raffle, and the ride:
  • Thus, with the aid which shops and sailing give,
  • Life passes on; 'tis labour, but we live.
  • When evening comes, our invalids awake, 10
  • Nerves cease to tremble, heads forbear to ache;
  • Then cheerful meals the sunken spirits raise,
  • Cards or the dance, wine, visiting, or plays.
  • Soon as the season comes, and crowds arrive,
  • To their superior rooms the wealthy drive;
  • Others look round for lodging snug and small,
  • Such is their taste--they've hatred to a hall;
  • Hence one his fav'rite habitation gets,
  • The brick-floor'd parlour which the butcher lets;
  • Where, through his single light, he may regard 20
  • The various business of a common yard,
  • Bounded by backs of buildings form'd of clay,
  • By stable, sties, and coops, et-cætera.
  • The needy-vain, themselves awhile to shun,
  • For dissipation to these dog-holes run;
  • Where each (assuming petty pomp) appears,
  • And quite forgets the shopboard and the shears.
  • For them are cheap amusements: they may slip
  • Beyond the town and take a private dip;
  • When they may urge that to be safe they mean: 30
  • They've heard there's danger in a light machine;
  • They too can gratis move the quays about,
  • And gather kind replies to every doubt;
  • There they a pacing, lounging tribe may view,
  • The stranger's guides, who've little else to do;
  • The Borough's placemen, where no more they gain
  • Than keeps them idle, civil, poor, and vain.
  • Then may the poorest with the wealthy look
  • On ocean, glorious page of Nature's book!
  • May see its varying views in every hour, 40 }
  • All softness now, then rising with all power, }
  • As sleeping to invite, or threat'ning to devour: }
  • 'Tis this which gives us all our choicest views;
  • Its waters heal us, and its shores amuse.
  • See those fair nymphs upon that rising strand,
  • Yon long salt lake has parted from the land;
  • Well pleased to press that path, so clean, so pure,
  • To seem in danger, yet to feel secure;
  • Trifling with terror, while they strive to shun
  • The curling billows; laughing as they run; 50
  • They know the neck that joins the shore and sea,
  • Or, ah! how changed that fearless laugh would be.
  • Observe how various parties take their way,
  • By sea-side walks, or make the sand-hills gay;
  • There group'd are laughing maids and sighing swains,
  • And some apart who feel unpitied pains:
  • Pains from diseases, pains which those who feel
  • To the physician, not the fair, reveal;
  • For nymphs (propitious to the lover's sigh)
  • Leave these poor patients to complain and die. 60
  • Lo! where on that huge anchor sadly leans
  • That sick tall figure, lost in other scenes;
  • He late from India's clime impatient sail'd,
  • There, as his fortune grew, his spirits fail'd;
  • For each delight, in search of wealth he went,
  • For ease alone, the wealth acquired is spent--
  • And spent in vain; enrich'd, aggriev'd, he sees
  • The envied poor possess'd of joy and ease;
  • And now he flies from place to place, to gain
  • Strength for enjoyment, and still flies in vain. 70
  • Mark, with what sadness, of that pleasant crew,
  • Boist'rous in mirth, he takes a transient view,
  • And, fixing then his eye upon the sea,
  • Thinks what has been and what must shortly be:
  • Is it not strange that man should health destroy,
  • For joys that come when he is dead to joy?
  • Now is it pleasant in the summer-eve,
  • When a broad shore retiring waters leave,
  • Awhile to wait upon the firm fair sand,
  • When all is calm at sea, all still at land; 80
  • And there the ocean's produce to explore,
  • As floating by, or rolling on the shore;
  • Those living jellies[58] which the flesh inflame,
  • Fierce as a nettle, and from that its name;
  • Some in huge masses, some that you may bring
  • In the small compass of a lady's ring;
  • Figured by hand divine--there's not a gem
  • Wrought by man's art to be compared to them;
  • Soft, brilliant, tender, through the wave they glow,
  • And make the moon-beam brighter where they flow. 90
  • Involved in sea-wrack, here you find a race,
  • Which science, doubting, knows not where to place;
  • On shell or stone is dropp'd the embryo-seed,
  • And quickly vegetates a vital breed[59].
  • While thus with pleasing wonder you inspect
  • Treasures the vulgar in their scorn reject,
  • See as they float along th' entangled weeds
  • Slowly approach, upborne on bladdery beads;
  • Wait till they land, and you shall then behold
  • The fiery sparks those tangled frons' infold, 100
  • Myriads of living points[60]; th' unaided eye
  • Can but the fire and not the form descry.
  • And now your view upon the ocean turn,
  • And there the splendour of the waves discern;
  • Cast but a stone, or strike them with an oar,
  • And you shall flames within the deep explore;
  • Or scoop the stream phosphoric as you stand,
  • And the cold flames shall flash along your hand;
  • When, lost in wonder, you shall walk and gaze
  • On weeds that sparkle, and on waves that blaze[61]. 110
  • The ocean too has winter-views serene,
  • When all you see through densest fog is seen;
  • When you can hear the fishers near at hand
  • Distinctly speak, yet see not where they stand;
  • Or sometimes them and not their boat discern,
  • Or half-conceal'd some figure at the stern;
  • The view's all bounded, and from side to side
  • Your utmost prospect but a few ells wide;
  • Boys who, on shore, to sea the pebble cast,
  • Will hear it strike against the viewless mast; 120
  • While the stern boatman growls his fierce disdain,
  • At whom he knows not, whom he threats in vain.
  • 'Tis pleasant then to view the nets float past,
  • Net after net till you have seen the last;
  • And as you wait till all beyond you slip,
  • A boat comes gliding from an anchor'd ship,
  • Breaking the silence with the dipping oar
  • And their own tones, as labouring for the shore--
  • Those measured tones which with the scene agree,
  • And give a sadness to serenity. 130
  • All scenes like these the tender maid should shun,
  • Nor to a misty beach in autumn run;
  • Much should she guard against the evening cold,
  • And her slight shape with fleecy warmth infold;
  • This she admits, but not with so much ease
  • Gives up the night-walk when th' attendants please.
  • Her have I seen, pale, vapour'd through the day,
  • With crowded parties at the midnight play;
  • Faint in the morn, no powers could she exert;
  • At night with Pam delighted and alert; 140
  • In a small shop she's raffled with a crowd,
  • Breathed the thick air, and cough'd and laugh'd aloud;
  • She, who will tremble if her eye explore
  • "The smallest monstrous mouse that creeps on floor;"
  • Whom the kind doctor charged, with shaking head,
  • At early hour to quit the beaux for bed:
  • She has, contemning fear, gone down the dance,
  • Till she perceived the rosy morn advance;
  • Then has she wonder'd, fainting o'er her tea,
  • Her drops and juleps should so useless be: 150
  • Ah! sure her joys must ravish every sense,
  • Who buys a portion at so vast expense.
  • Among those joys, 'tis one at eve to sail
  • On the broad river with a favourite gale;
  • When no rough waves upon the bosom ride,
  • But the keel cuts, nor rises on the tide;
  • Safe from the stream the nearer gunwale stands,
  • Where playful children trail their idle hands,
  • Or strive to catch long grassy leaves that float
  • On either side of the impeded boat: 160
  • What time the moon, arising, shows the mud
  • A shining border to the silver flood;
  • When, by her dubious light, the meanest views,
  • Chalk, stones, and stakes, obtain the richest hues;
  • And when the cattle, as they gazing stand,
  • Seem nobler objects than when view'd from land.
  • Then anchor'd vessels in the way appear,
  • And sea-boys greet them as they pass--"What cheer?"
  • The sleeping shell-ducks at the sound arise,
  • And utter loud their unharmonious cries; 170
  • Fluttering, they move their weedy beds among,
  • Or, instant diving, hide their plumeless young.
  • Along the wall, returning from the town,
  • The weary rustic homeward wanders down;
  • Who stops and gazes at such joyous crew,
  • And feels his envy rising at the view;
  • He the light speech and laugh indignant hears,
  • And feels more press'd by want, more vex'd by fears.
  • Ah! go in peace, good fellow, to thine home,
  • Nor fancy these escape the general doom; 180
  • Gay as they seem, be sure with them are hearts
  • With sorrow tried; there's sadness in their parts.
  • If thou couldst see them when they think alone,
  • Mirth, music, friends, and these amusements gone;
  • Couldst thou discover every secret ill
  • That pains their spirit, or resists their will;
  • Couldst thou behold forsaken Love's distress,
  • Or Envy's pang at glory and success,
  • Or Beauty, conscious of the spoils of Time,
  • Or Guilt, alarm'd when Memory shows the crime-- 190
  • All that gives sorrow, terror, grief, and gloom:
  • Content would cheer thee, trudging to thine home[62].
  • There are, 'tis true, who lay their cares aside,
  • And bid some hours in calm enjoyment glide;
  • Perchance some fair-one to the sober night
  • Adds (by the sweetness of her song) delight;
  • And, as the music on the water floats,
  • Some bolder shore returns the soften'd notes;
  • Then, youth, beware, for all around conspire
  • To banish caution and to wake desire; 200
  • The day's amusement, feasting, beauty, wine, }
  • These accents sweet and this soft hour combine, }
  • When most unguarded, then to win that heart of thine: }
  • But see, they land! the fond enchantment flies,
  • And in its place life's common views arise.
  • Sometimes a party, row'd from town, will land
  • On a small islet form'd of shelly sand,
  • Left by the water when the tides are low,
  • But which the floods in their return o'erflow:
  • There will they anchor, pleased awhile to view 210
  • The watery waste, a prospect wild and new;
  • The now receding billows give them space
  • On either side the growing shores to pace;
  • And then, returning, they contract the scene,
  • Till small and smaller grows the walk between,
  • As sea to sea approaches, shore to shores,
  • Till the next ebb the sandy isle restores.
  • Then what alarm! what danger and dismay,
  • If all their trust, their boat should drift away;
  • And once it happen'd--gay the friends advanced; 220
  • They walk'd, they ran, they play'd, they sang, they danced;
  • The urns were boiling, and the cups went round,
  • And not a grave or thoughtful face was found;
  • On the bright sand they trod with nimble feet,
  • Dry shelly sand that made the summer-seat;
  • The wondering mews flew fluttering o'er the head,
  • And waves ran softly up their shining bed.
  • Some form'd a party from the rest to stray,
  • Pleased to collect the trifles in their way;
  • These to behold, they call their friends around-- 230
  • No friends can hear, or hear another sound;
  • Alarm'd, they hasten, yet perceive not why,
  • But catch the fear that quickens as they fly.
  • For lo! a lady sage, who paced the sand
  • With her fair children, one in either hand,
  • Intent on home, had turn'd, and saw the boat
  • Slipp'd from her moorings, and now far afloat;
  • She gazed, she trembled, and though faint her call,
  • It seem'd, like thunder, to confound them all.
  • Their sailor-guides, the boatman and his mate, 240
  • Had drank, and slept regardless of their state;
  • "Awake!" they cried aloud; "Alarm the shore!
  • "Shout all, or never shall we reach it more!"
  • Alas! no shout the distant land can reach,
  • Nor eye behold them from the foggy beach.
  • Again they join in one loud, powerful cry, }
  • Then cease, and eager listen for reply; }
  • None came--the rising wind blew sadly by. }
  • They shout once more, and then they turn aside,
  • To see how quickly flow'd the coming tide; 250
  • Between each cry they find the waters steal
  • On their strange prison, and new horrors feel;
  • Foot after foot on the contracted ground
  • The billows fall, and dreadful is the sound;
  • Less and yet less the sinking isle became,
  • And there was wailing, weeping, wrath, and blame.
  • Had one been there, with spirit strong and high,
  • Who could observe, as he prepared to die:
  • He might have seen of hearts the varying kind,
  • And traced the movement of each different mind; 260
  • He might have seen, that not the gentle maid
  • Was more than stern and haughty man afraid;
  • Such calmly grieving, will their fears suppress,
  • And silent prayers to Mercy's throne address;
  • While fiercer minds, impatient, angry, loud,
  • Force their vain grief on the reluctant crowd.
  • The party's patron, sorely sighing, cried,
  • "Why would you urge me? I at first denied."
  • Fiercely they answer'd, "Why will you complain,
  • "Who saw no danger, or was warn'd in vain?" 270
  • A few essay'd the troubled soul to calm;
  • But dread prevail'd, and anguish and alarm.
  • Now rose the water through the lessening sand,
  • And they seem'd sinking while they yet could stand;
  • The sun went down, they look'd from side to side,
  • Nor aught except the gathering sea descried;
  • Dark and more dark, more wet, more cold it grew,
  • And the most lively bade to hope adieu;
  • Children, by love then lifted from the seas,
  • Felt not the waters at the parents' knees, 280
  • But wept aloud; the wind increased the sound,
  • And the cold billows as they broke around.
  • "Once more, yet once again, with all our strength,
  • Cry to the land--we may be heard at length."
  • Vain hope, if yet unseen! but hark! an oar,
  • That sound of bliss! comes dashing to their shore;
  • Still, still the water rises; "Haste!" they cry,
  • "Oh! hurry, seamen; in delay we die;"
  • (Seamen were these, who in their ship perceived
  • The drifted boat, and thus her crew relieved.) 290
  • And now the keel just cuts the cover'd sand,
  • Now to the gunwale stretches every hand;
  • With trembling pleasure all confused embark,
  • And kiss the tackling of their welcome ark;
  • While the most giddy, as they reach the shore,
  • Think of their danger, and their GOD adore.
  • NOTES TO LETTER IX.
  • [58] Note 1, page 368, line 83.
  • _Those living jellies which the flesh inflame._
  • Some of the smaller species of the Medusa (sea-nettle) are
  • exquisitely beautiful: their form is nearly oval, varied with
  • serrated longitudinal lines; they are extremely tender, and by no
  • means which I am acquainted with can be preserved, for they soon
  • dissolve in either spirit of wine or water, and lose every vestige
  • of their shape, and indeed of their substance: the larger species
  • are found in mis-shapen masses of many pounds weight; these, when
  • handled, have the effect of the nettle, and the stinging is often
  • accompanied or succeeded by the more unpleasant feeling, perhaps in
  • a slight degree resembling that caused by the torpedo.
  • [59] Note 2, page 368, line 94.
  • _And quickly vegetates a vital breed._
  • Various tribes and species of marine vermes are here meant: that
  • which so nearly resembles a vegetable in its form, and perhaps, in
  • some degree, manner of growth, is the coralline called by
  • naturalists Sertularia, of which there are many species in almost
  • every part of the coast. The animal protrudes its many claws
  • (apparently in search of prey) from certain pellucid vesicles which
  • proceed from a horny, tenacious, branchy stem.
  • [60] Note 3, page 368, line 101.
  • _Myriads of living points; th' unaided eye_
  • _Can but the fire and not the form descry._
  • These are said to be a minute kind of animal of the same class; when
  • it does not shine, it is invisible to the naked eye.
  • [61] Note 4, page 369, line 110.
  • _On weeds that sparkle, and on waves that blaze._
  • For the cause or causes of this phenomenon, which is sometimes,
  • though rarely, observed on our coasts, I must refer the reader to
  • the writers on natural philosophy and natural history.
  • [62] Note 5, page 371, line 192.
  • _Content would cheer thee, trudging to thine home._
  • This is not offered as a reasonable source of contentment, but as
  • one motive for resignation: there would not be so much envy if there
  • were more discernment.
  • LETTER X.
  • _CLUBS AND SOCIAL MEETINGS._
  • Non inter lances mensasque nitentes,
  • Cum stupet insanis acies fulgoribus, et cum
  • Acclinis falsis animus meliora recusat;
  • Verum hîc impransi mecum disquirite.
  • _Hor._ Sat. lib. ii. [Sat. 2. vv. 4-7].
  • O prodiga rerum
  • Luxuries, nunquam parvo contenta paratu,
  • Et quæsitorum terrâ pelagoque ciborum
  • Ambitiosa fames et lautæ gloria mensæ.
  • _Lucan._ lib. iv. [vv. 373-6].
  • [Sed] quæ non prosunt singula, [multa] juvant.
  • [_Ovid. Remed. Amor._ v. 420.]
  • Rusticus agricolam, miles fera bella gerentem,
  • Rectorem dubiæ navita puppis amat.
  • _Ovid. Pont._ lib. ii. [Ep. 2. vv. 61-2].
  • Desire of Country Gentlemen for Town Associations--Book-clubs--Too
  • much of literary Character expected from them--Literary
  • Conversation prevented: by Feasting: by Cards--Good,
  • notwithstanding, results--Card-club with Eagerness resorted
  • to--Players--Umpires at the Whist Table--Petulances of Temper
  • there discovered--Free-and-easy Club: not perfectly easy or
  • free--Freedom, how interrupted--The superior Member--Termination
  • of the Evening--Drinking and Smoking Clubs--The Midnight
  • Conversation of the Delaying Members--Society of the poorer
  • Inhabitants: its Use: gives Pride and Consequence to the humble
  • Character--Pleasant Habitations of the frugal Poor--Sailor
  • returning to his Family--Freemasons' Club--The Mystery--What its
  • Origin--Its professed Advantages--Griggs and Gregorians--A Kind of
  • Masons--Reflections on these various Societies.
  • LETTER X.
  • _CLUBS AND SOCIAL MEETINGS._
  • You say you envy in your calm retreat
  • Our social meetings;--'tis with joy we meet.
  • In these our parties you are pleased to find
  • Good sense and wit, with intercourse of mind;
  • Composed of men, who read, reflect, and write;
  • Who, when they meet, must yield and share delight.
  • To you our Book-club has peculiar charm,
  • For which you sicken in your quiet farm;
  • Here you suppose us at our leisure placed,
  • Enjoying freedom, and displaying taste; 10
  • With wisdom cheerful, temperately gay,
  • Pleased to enjoy, and willing to display.
  • If thus your envy gives your ease its gloom,
  • Give wings to fancy, and among us come.
  • We're now assembled; you may soon attend--
  • I'll introduce you--"Gentlemen, my friend."--
  • "Now are you happy? you have pass'd a night
  • In gay discourse, and rational delight."--
  • "Alas! not so; for how can mortals think,
  • Or thoughts exchange, if thus they eat and drink? 20
  • No! I confess, when we had fairly dined,
  • That was no time for intercourse of mind;
  • There was each dish prepared with skill t' invite,
  • And to detain the struggling appetite;
  • On such occasions minds with one consent
  • Are to the comforts of the body lent;
  • There was no pause--the wine went quickly round,
  • Till struggling Fancy was by Bacchus bound;
  • Wine is to wit as water thrown on fire:
  • By duly sprinkling, both are raised the higher; 30
  • Thus largely dealt, the vivid blaze they choke,
  • And all the genial flame goes off in smoke."--
  • "But when no more your boards these loads contain,
  • When wine no more o'erwhelms the labouring brain,
  • But serves, a gentle stimulus: we know
  • How wit must sparkle, and how fancy flow."--
  • It might be so, but no such club-days come;
  • We always find these dampers in the room.
  • If to converse were all that brought us here,
  • A few odd members would in turn appear; 40
  • Who, dwelling nigh, would saunter in and out,
  • O'erlook the list, and toss the books about;
  • Or, yawning, read them, walking up and down,
  • Just as the loungers in the shops in town;
  • Till, fancying nothing would their minds amuse,
  • They'd push them by, and go in search of news.
  • But our attractions are a stronger sort,
  • The earliest dainties and the oldest port;
  • All enter then with glee in every look,
  • And not a member thinks about a book. 50
  • Still let me own, there are some vacant hours,
  • When minds might work, and men exert their powers:
  • Ere wine to folly spurs the giddy guest,
  • But gives to wit its vigour and its zest;
  • Then might we reason, might in turn display
  • Our several talents, and be wisely gay;
  • We might--but who a tame discourse regards,
  • When whist is named, and we behold the cards?
  • We from that time are neither grave nor gay;
  • Our thought, our care, our business is to play: 60
  • Fix'd on these spots and figures, each attends
  • Much to his partners, nothing to his friends.
  • Our public cares, the long, the warm debate,
  • That kept our patriots from their beds so late;
  • War, peace, invasion, all we hope or dread,
  • Vanish like dreams when men forsake their bed;
  • And groaning nations and contending kings
  • Are all forgotten for these painted things:
  • Paper and paste, vile figures and poor spots,
  • Level all minds, philosophers and sots; 70
  • And give an equal spirit, pause, and force,
  • Join'd with peculiar diction, to discourse:
  • "Who deals?--you led--we're three by cards--had you
  • Honour in hand?"--"Upon my honour, two."
  • Hour after hour, men thus contending sit,
  • Grave without sense, and pointed without wit.
  • Thus it appears these envied clubs possess
  • No certain means of social happiness;
  • Yet there's a good that flows from scenes like these--
  • Man meets with man at leisure and at ease; 80
  • We to our neighbours and our equals come,
  • And rub off pride that man contracts at home;
  • For there, admitted master, he is prone
  • To claim attention and to talk alone:
  • But here he meets with neither son nor spouse;
  • No humble cousin to his bidding bows;
  • To his raised voice his neighbours' voices rise;
  • To his high look as lofty look replies;
  • When much he speaks, he finds that ears are closed,
  • And certain signs inform him when he's prosed; 90
  • Here all the value of a listener know,
  • And claim, in turn, the favour they bestow.
  • No pleasure gives the speech, when all would speak,
  • And all in vain a civil hearer seek.
  • To chance alone we owe the free discourse,
  • In vain you purpose what you cannot force;
  • 'Tis when the favourite themes unbidden spring,
  • That fancy soars with such unwearied wing;
  • Then may you call in aid the moderate glass,
  • But let it slowly and unprompted pass; 100
  • So shall there all things for the end unite,
  • And give that hour of rational delight.
  • Men to their clubs repair, themselves to please,
  • To care for nothing, and to take their ease;
  • In fact, for play, for wine, for news they come;
  • Discourse is shared with friends, or found at home.
  • * * * * *
  • But cards with books are incidental things;
  • We've nights devoted to these queens and kings.
  • Then, if we choose the social game, we may;
  • Now, 'tis a duty, and we're bound to play; 110
  • Nor ever meeting of the social kind
  • Was more engaging, yet had less of mind.
  • Our eager parties, when the lunar light
  • Throws its full radiance on the festive night,
  • Of either sex, with punctual hurry come,
  • And fill, with one accord, an ample room.
  • Pleased, the fresh packs on cloth of green they see,
  • And, seizing, handle with preluding glee;
  • They draw, they sit, they shuffle, cut and deal;
  • Like friends assembled, but like foes to feel: 120
  • But yet not all--a happier few have joys
  • Of mere amusement, and their cards are toys;
  • No skill nor art, nor fretful hopes have they,
  • But while their friends are gaming, laugh and play.
  • Others there are, the veterans of the game,
  • Who owe their pleasure to their envied fame;
  • Through many a year, with hard-contested strife,
  • Have they attain'd this glory of their life.
  • Such is that ancient burgess, whom in vain
  • Would gout and fever on his couch detain; 130
  • And that large lady, who resolves to come,
  • Though a first fit has warn'd her of her doom!
  • These are as oracles: in every cause
  • They settle doubts, and their decrees are laws;
  • But all are troubled, when, with dubious look,
  • Diana questions what Apollo spoke.
  • Here avarice first, the keen desire of gain,
  • Rules in each heart, and works in every brain;
  • Alike the veteran-dames and virgins feel,
  • Nor care what gray-beards or what striplings deal; 140
  • Sex, age, and station, vanish from their view,
  • And gold, their sov'reign good, the mingled crowd pursue.
  • Hence they are jealous, and as rivals, keep
  • A watchful eye on the beloved heap;
  • Meantime discretion bids the tongue be still,
  • And mild good-humour strives with strong ill-will;
  • Till prudence fails; when, all impatient grown,
  • They make their grief, by their suspicions, known.
  • "Sir, I protest, were Job himself at play,
  • He'd rave to see you throw your cards away; 150
  • Not that I care a button--not a pin
  • For what I lose; but we had cards to win:
  • A saint in heaven would grieve to see such hand
  • Cut up by one who will not understand."--
  • "Complain of me! and so you might indeed,
  • If I had ventured on that foolish lead,
  • That fatal heart--but I forgot your play--
  • Some folk have ever thrown their hearts away."--
  • "Yes, and their diamonds; I have heard of one
  • Who made a beggar of an only son."-- 160
  • "Better a beggar, than to see him tied
  • To art and spite, to insolence and pride."--
  • "Sir, were I you, I'd strive to be polite,
  • Against my nature, for a single night."--
  • "So did you strive, and, madam! with success;
  • I knew no being we could censure less!"--
  • Is this too much? alas! my peaceful muse
  • Cannot with half their virulence abuse.
  • And hark! at other tables discord reigns,
  • With feign'd contempt for losses and for gains; 170
  • Passions awhile are bridled; then they rage,
  • In waspish youth, and in resentful age;
  • With scraps of insult--"Sir, when next you play,
  • Reflect whose money 'tis you throw away.
  • No one on earth can less such things regard,
  • But when one's partner doesn't know a card----"
  • "I scorn suspicion, ma'am, but while you stand
  • Behind that lady, pray keep down your hand."--
  • "Good heav'n, revoke! remember, if the set
  • Be lost, in honour you should pay the debt."-- 180
  • "There, there's your money; but, while I have life,
  • I'll never more sit down with man and wife;
  • They snap and snarl indeed, but in the heat
  • Of all their spleen, their understandings meet;
  • They are Freemasons, and have many a sign,
  • That we, poor devils! never can divine:
  • May it be told, do ye divide th' amount,
  • Or goes it all to family account?"
  • * * * * *
  • Next is the club, where to their friends in town
  • Our country neighbours once a month come down; 190
  • We term it Free-and-easy, and yet we
  • Find it no easy matter to be free:
  • Ev'n in our small assembly, friends among,
  • Are minds perverse, there's something will be wrong;
  • Men are not equal; some will claim a right
  • To be the kings and heroes of the night;
  • Will their own favourite themes and notions start,
  • And you must hear, offend them, or depart.
  • There comes Sir Thomas from his village-seat,
  • Happy, he tells us, all his friends to meet; 200
  • He brings the ruin'd brother of his wife,
  • Whom he supports, and makes him sick of life:
  • A ready witness whom he can produce
  • Of all his deeds--a butt for his abuse.
  • Soon as he enters, has the guests espied,
  • Drawn to the fire, and to the glass applied--
  • "Well, what's the subject?--what are you about?
  • The news, I take it--come, I'll help you out;"--
  • And then, without one answer, he bestows
  • Freely upon us all he hears and knows; 210
  • Gives us opinions, tells us how he votes, }
  • Recites the speeches, adds to them his notes, }
  • And gives old ill-told tales for new-born anecdotes; }
  • Yet cares he nothing what we judge or think,
  • Our only duty's to attend and drink.
  • At length, admonish'd by his gout, he ends
  • The various speech, and leaves at peace his friends;
  • But now, alas! we've lost the pleasant hour,
  • And wisdom flies from wine's superior power.
  • Wine, like the rising sun, possession gains, 220
  • And drives the mist of dulness from the brains;
  • The gloomy vapour from the spirit flies,
  • And views of gaiety and gladness rise.
  • Still it proceeds, till from the glowing heat,
  • The prudent calmly to their shades retreat;--
  • Then is the mind o'ercast--in wordy rage
  • And loud contention angry men engage;
  • Then spleen and pique, like fire-works thrown in spite,
  • To mischief turn the pleasures of the night;
  • Anger abuses, Malice loudly rails, 230
  • Revenge awakes, and Anarchy prevails:
  • Till wine, that raised the tempest, makes it cease,
  • And maudlin Love insists on instant peace;
  • He noisy mirth and roaring song commands,
  • Gives idle toasts, and joins unfriendly hands;
  • Till fuddled Friendship vows esteem and weeps,
  • And jovial Folly drinks and sings and sleeps.
  • * * * * *
  • A club there is of Smokers.--Dare you come
  • To that close, clouded, hot, narcotic room?
  • When, midnight past, the very candles seem 240
  • Dying for air, and give a ghastly gleam;
  • When curling fumes in lazy wreaths arise,
  • And prosing topers rub their winking eyes;
  • When the long tale, renew'd when last they met,
  • Is spliced anew, and is unfinish'd yet;
  • When but a few are left the house to tire,
  • And they half-sleeping by the sleepy fire;
  • Ev'n the poor ventilating vane, that flew
  • Of late so fast, is now grown drowsy too;
  • When sweet, cold, clammy punch its aid bestows, 250
  • Then thus the midnight conversation flows:--
  • "Then, as I said, and--mind me--as I say,
  • At our last meeting--you remember"--"Ay;"
  • "Well, very well--then freely as I drink
  • I spoke my thought--you take me--what I think:
  • And sir, said I, if I a freeman be,
  • It is my bounden duty to be free."--
  • "Ay, there you posed him; I respect the chair,
  • But man is man, although the man's a mayor.
  • If Muggins live--no, no!--if Muggins die, 260
  • He'll quit his office--neighbour, shall I try?"--
  • "I'll speak my mind, for here are none but friends:
  • They're all contending for their private ends;
  • No public spirit, once a vote would bring; }
  • I say a vote was then a pretty thing; }
  • It made a man to serve his country and his king. }
  • But for that place, that Muggins must resign,
  • You've my advice--'tis no affair of mine."
  • * * * * *
  • The poor man has his club; he comes and spends
  • His hoarded pittance with his chosen friends; 270
  • Nor this alone--a monthly dole he pays,
  • To be assisted when his health decays;
  • Some part his prudence, from the day's supply,
  • For cares and troubles in his age, lays by;
  • The printed rules he guards with painted frame,
  • And shows his children where to read his name:
  • Those simple words his honest nature move,
  • That bond of union tied by laws of love.
  • This is his pride, it gives to his employ
  • New value, to his home another joy; 280
  • While a religious hope its balm applies
  • For all his fate inflicts and all his state denies.
  • Much would it please you, sometimes to explore
  • The peaceful dwellings of our borough poor;
  • To view a sailor just return'd from sea;
  • His wife beside; a child on either knee,
  • And others crowding near, that none may lose
  • The smallest portion of the welcome news:
  • What dangers pass'd, "when seas ran mountains high,
  • When tempests raved, and horrors veil'd the sky; 290
  • When prudence fail'd, when courage grew dismay'd
  • When the strong fainted, and the wicked pray'd,--
  • Then in the yawning gulf far down we drove,
  • And gazed upon the billowy mount above;
  • Till up that mountain, swinging with the gale,
  • We view'd the horrors of the watery vale."
  • The trembling children look with stedfast eyes,
  • And panting, sob involuntary sighs:
  • Soft sleep awhile his torpid touch delays,
  • And all is joy and piety and praise. 300
  • * * * * *
  • Masons are ours. Freemasons--but, alas!
  • To their own bards I leave the mystic class;
  • In vain shall one, and not a gifted man,
  • Attempt to sing of this enlighten'd clan:
  • I know no word, boast no directing sign,
  • And not one token of the race is mine;
  • Whether with Hiram, that wise widow's son,
  • They came from Tyre to royal Solomon,
  • Two pillars raising by their skill profound,
  • Boaz and Jachin through the East renown'd: 310
  • Whether the sacred books their rise express,
  • Or books profane, 'tis vain for me to guess.
  • It may be, lost in date remote and high,
  • They know not what their own antiquity;
  • It may be too, derived from cause so low,
  • They have no wish their origin to show.
  • If, as crusaders, they combined to wrest
  • From heathen lords the land they long possess'd,
  • Or were at first some harmless club, who made
  • Their idle meetings solemn by parade, 320
  • Is but conjecture--for the task unfit,
  • Awe-struck and mute, the puzzling theme I quit.
  • Yet, if such blessings from their order flow,
  • We should be glad their moral code to know;
  • Trowels of silver are but simple things,
  • And aprons worthless as their apron-strings;
  • But, if indeed you have the skill to teach
  • A social spirit, now beyond our reach;
  • If man's warm passions you can guide and bind,
  • And plant the virtues in the wayward mind; 330
  • If you can wake to christian-love the heart--
  • In mercy, something of your powers impart.
  • But, as it seems, we Masons must become
  • To know the secret, and must then be dumb;
  • And, as we venture for uncertain gains,
  • Perhaps the profit is not worth the pains.
  • When Bruce, the dauntless traveller, thought he stood
  • On Nile's first rise, the fountain of the flood,
  • And drank exulting in the sacred spring,
  • The critics told him, it was no such thing; 340
  • That springs unnumber'd round the country ran,
  • But none could show him where they first began:
  • So might we feel, should we our time bestow
  • To gain these secrets and these signs to know;
  • Might question still if all the truth we found,
  • And firmly stood upon the certain ground;
  • We might our title to the mystery dread,
  • And fear we drank not at the river-head.
  • * * * * *
  • Griggs and Gregorians here their meetings hold,
  • Convivial sects, and Bucks alert and bold: 350
  • A kind of Masons, but without their sign;
  • The bonds of union--pleasure, song, and wine.
  • Man, a gregarious creature, loves to fly
  • Where he the trackings of the herd can spy;
  • Still to be one with many he desires,
  • Although it leads him through the thorns and briers.
  • A few--but few--there are, who in the mind
  • Perpetual source of consolation find;
  • The weaker many to the world will come,
  • For comforts seldom to be found from home. 360
  • When the faint hands no more a brimmer hold; }
  • When flannel-wreaths the useless limbs infold, }
  • The breath impeded, and the bosom cold; }
  • When half the pillow'd man the palsy chains,
  • And the blood falters in the bloated veins--
  • Then, as our friends no further aid supply
  • Than hope's cold phrase and courtesy's soft sigh,
  • We should that comfort for ourselves ensure,
  • Which friends could not, if we could friends procure.
  • Early in life, when we can laugh aloud, 370
  • There's something pleasant in a social crowd,
  • Who laugh with us--but will such joy remain,
  • When we lie struggling on the bed of pain?
  • When our physician tells us with a sigh,
  • No more on hope and science to rely,
  • Life's staff is useless then; with labouring breath
  • We pray for hope divine--the staff of death.
  • This is a scene which few companions grace,
  • And where the heart's first favourites yield their place.
  • Here all the aid of man to man must end, 380
  • Here mounts the soul to her eternal Friend;
  • The tenderest love must here its tie resign,
  • And give th' aspiring heart to love divine.
  • Men feel their weakness, and to numbers run,
  • Themselves to strengthen, or themselves to shun;
  • But though to this our weakness may be prone,
  • Let's learn to live, for we must die, alone.
  • LETTER XI.
  • _INNS._
  • All the comforts of life in a tavern are known,
  • 'Tis his home who possesses not one of his own;
  • And to him who has rather too much of that one,
  • 'Tis the house of a friend where he's welcome to run:
  • The instant you enter my door you're my lord,
  • With whose taste and whose pleasure I'm proud to accord;
  • And the louder you call and the longer you stay,
  • The more I am happy to serve and obey.
  • To the house of a friend if you're pleased to retire,
  • You must all things admit, you must all things admire;
  • You must pay with observance the price of your treat,
  • You must eat what is praised, and must praise what you eat:
  • But here you may come, and no tax we require,
  • You may loudly condemn what you greatly admire;
  • You may growl at our wishes and pains to excel,
  • And may snarl at the rascals who please you so well.
  • At your wish we attend, and confess that your speech
  • On the nation's affairs might the minister teach;
  • His views you may blame, and his measures oppose,
  • There's no tavern-treason--you're under the Rose:
  • Should rebellions arise in your own little state,
  • With me you may safely their consequence wait;
  • To recruit your lost spirits 'tis prudent to come,
  • And to fly to a friend when the devil's at home.
  • That I've faults is confess'd; but it won't be denied,
  • 'Tis my interest the faults of my neighbours to hide;
  • If I've sometimes lent Scandal occasion to prate,
  • I've often conceal'd what she'd love to relate;
  • If to Justice's bar some have wander'd from mine,
  • 'Twas because the dull rogues wouldn't stay by their wine;
  • And for brawls at my house, well the poet explains,
  • That men drink _shallow draughts_, and so madden their brains.
  • A difficult Subject for Poetry--Invocation of the Muse--Description of
  • the principal Inn and those of the first Class--The large deserted
  • Tavern--Those of a second Order--Their Company--One of particular
  • Description--A lower Kind of Public-Houses; yet distinguished
  • among themselves--Houses on the Quays for Sailors--The Green-Man:
  • its Landlord, and the Adventure of his Marriage, &c.
  • LETTER XI.
  • _INNS._
  • Much do I need, and therefore will I ask,
  • A Muse to aid me in my present task;
  • For then with special cause we beg for aid,
  • When of our subject we are most afraid:
  • Inns are this subject--'tis an ill-drawn lot;
  • So, thou who gravely triflest, fail me not.
  • Fail not, but haste, and to my memory bring
  • Scenes yet unsung, which few would choose to sing:
  • Thou mad'st a Shilling splendid; thou hast thrown
  • On humble themes the graces all thine own; 10
  • By thee the Mistress of a village-school
  • Became a queen, enthroned upon her stool;
  • And far beyond the rest thou gav'st to shine
  • Belinda's Lock--that deathless work was thine.
  • Come, lend thy cheerful light, and give to please
  • These seats of revelry, these scenes of ease;
  • Who sings of Inns much danger has to dread,
  • And needs assistance from the fountain-head.
  • High in the street, o'erlooking all the place,
  • The rampant Lion shows his kingly face; 20
  • His ample jaws extend from side to side,
  • His eyes are glaring, and his nostrils wide;
  • In silver shag the sovereign form is dress'd;
  • A mane horrific sweeps his ample chest;
  • Elate with pride, he seems t' assert his reign,
  • And stands, the glory of his wide domain.
  • Yet nothing dreadful to his friends the sight,
  • But sign and pledge of welcome and delight:
  • To him the noblest guest the town detains
  • Flies for repast, and in his court remains; 30
  • Him too the crowd with longing looks admire,
  • Sigh for his joys, and modestly retire;
  • Here not a comfort shall to them be lost
  • Who never ask or never feel the cost.
  • The ample yards on either side contain
  • Buildings where order and distinction reign;--
  • The splendid carriage of the wealthier guest,
  • The ready chaise and driver smartly dress'd;
  • Whiskeys and gigs and curricles are there,
  • And high-fed prancers, many a raw-boned pair. 40
  • On all without a lordly host sustains
  • The care of empire, and observant reigns;
  • The parting guest beholds him at his side,
  • With pomp obsequious, bending in his pride;
  • Round all the place his eyes all objects meet,
  • Attentive, silent, civil, and discreet.
  • O'er all within the lady-hostess rules,
  • Her bar she governs, and her kitchen schools;
  • To every guest th' appropriate speech is made,
  • And every duty with distinction paid: 50
  • Respectful, easy, pleasant, or polite--
  • "Your honour's servant--Mister Smith, good night."
  • Next, but not near, yet honour'd through the town,
  • There swing, incongruous pair! the Bear and Crown;
  • That Crown suspended gems and ribands deck,
  • A golden chain hangs o'er that furry neck.
  • Unlike the nobler beast, the Bear is bound,
  • And with the Crown so near him, scowls uncrown'd;
  • Less his dominion, but alert are all
  • Without, within, and ready for the call; 60
  • Smart lads and light run nimbly here and there,
  • Nor for neglected duties mourns the Bear.
  • To his retreats, on the election-day,
  • The losing party found their silent way;
  • There they partook of each consoling good,
  • Like him uncrown'd, like him in sullen mood--
  • Threat'ning, but bound.--Here meet a social kind,
  • Our various clubs, for various cause combined;
  • Nor has he pride, but thankful takes as gain
  • The dew-drops shaken from the Lion's mane: 70
  • A thriving couple here their skill display,
  • And share the profits of no vulgar sway.
  • Third in our Borough's list appears the sign
  • Of a fair queen--the gracious Caroline;
  • But in decay--each feature in the face
  • Has stain of Time, and token of disgrace.
  • The storm of winter, and the summer-sun,
  • Have on that form their equal mischief done;
  • The features now are all disfigured seen,
  • And not one charm adorns th' insulted queen: 80
  • To this poor face was never paint applied,
  • Th' unseemly work of cruel Time to hide;
  • Here we may rightly such neglect upbraid;
  • Paint on such faces is by prudence laid.
  • Large the domain, but all within combine
  • To correspond with the dishonour'd sign;
  • And all around dilapidates; you call--
  • But none replies--they're inattentive all.
  • At length a ruin'd stable holds your steed,
  • While you through large and dirty rooms proceed, 90
  • Spacious and cold; a proof they once had been
  • In honour--now magnificently mean;
  • Till in some small half-furnish'd room you rest,
  • Whose dying fire denotes it had a guest.
  • In those you pass'd where former splendour reign'd,
  • You saw the carpets torn, the paper stain'd;
  • Squares of discordant glass in windows fix'd,
  • And paper oil'd in many a space betwixt;
  • A soil'd and broken sconce; a mirror crack'd,
  • With table underpropp'd, and chairs new-back'd; 100
  • A marble side-slab with ten thousand stains,
  • And all an ancient tavern's poor remains.
  • With much entreaty, they your food prepare,
  • And acid wine afford, with meagre fare;
  • Heartless you sup; and when a dozen times
  • You've read the fractured window's senseless rhymes;
  • Have been assured that Phoebe Green was fair,
  • And Peter Jackson took his supper there:
  • You reach a chilling chamber, where you dread
  • Damps, hot or cold, from a tremendous bed; 110
  • Late comes your sleep, and you are waken'd soon
  • By rustling tatters of the old festoon.
  • O'er this large building, thus by time defaced,
  • A servile couple has its owner placed,
  • Who, not unmindful that its style is large,
  • To lost magnificence adapt their charge.
  • Thus an old beauty, who has long declined,
  • Keeps former dues and dignity in mind;
  • And wills that all attention should be paid
  • For graces vanish'd and for charms decay'd. 120
  • Few years have pass'd, since brightly 'cross the way
  • Lights from each window shot the lengthen'd ray,
  • And busy looks in every face were seen,
  • Through the warm precincts of the reigning Queen.
  • There fires inviting blazed, and all around
  • Was heard the tinkling bells' seducing sound;
  • The nimble waiters to that sound from far
  • Sprang to the call, then hasten'd to the bar;
  • Where a glad priestess of the temple sway'd,
  • The most obedient, and the most obey'd; 130
  • Rosy and round, adorn'd in crimson vest,
  • And flaming ribands at her ample breast,
  • She, skill'd like Circe, tried her guests to move
  • With looks of welcome and with words of love;
  • And such her potent charms, that men unwise
  • Were soon transform'd and fitted for the sties.
  • Her port in bottles stood, a well-stain'd row,
  • Drawn for the evening from the pipe below;
  • Three powerful spirits fill'd a parted case;
  • Some cordial-bottles stood in secret place; 140
  • Fair acid fruits in nets above were seen;
  • Her plate was splendid, and her glasses clean;
  • Basins and bowls were ready on the stand,
  • And measures clatter'd in her powerful hand.
  • Inferior houses now our notice claim,
  • But who shall deal them their appropriate fame?
  • Who shall the nice, yet known distinction, tell,
  • Between the peal complete and single bell?
  • Determine, ye, who on your shining nags
  • Wear oil-skin beavers and bear seal-skin bags; 150
  • Or ye, grave topers, who with coy delight
  • Snugly enjoy the sweetness of the night;
  • Ye travellers all, superior inns denied
  • By moderate purse, the low by decent pride:
  • Come and determine,--will ye take your place
  • At the _full_ orb, or _half_ the lunar face?
  • With the Black-Boy or Angel will ye dine?
  • Will ye approve the Fountain or the Vine?
  • Horses the _white_ or _black_ will ye prefer?
  • The Silver-Swan, or swan opposed to her-- 160
  • Rare bird! whose form the raven-plumage decks,
  • And graceful curve her three alluring necks?
  • All these a decent entertainment give,
  • And by their comforts comfortably live.
  • Shall I pass by the Boar?--there are who cry,
  • "Beware the Boar," and pass determined by:
  • Those dreadful tusks, those little peering eyes
  • And churning chaps, are tokens to the wise.
  • There dwells a kind old aunt, and there you see
  • Some kind young nieces in her company-- 170
  • Poor village nieces, whom the tender dame
  • Invites to town, and gives their beauty fame;
  • The grateful sisters feel th' important aid,
  • And the good aunt is flatter'd and repaid.
  • What though it may some cool observers strike,
  • That such fair sisters should be so unlike;
  • That still another and another comes,
  • And at the matron's table smiles and blooms;
  • That all appear as if they meant to stay
  • Time undefined, nor name a parting day; 180
  • And yet, though all are valued, all are dear,
  • Causeless, they go, and seldom more appear:
  • Yet--let Suspicion hide her odious head,
  • And Scandal vengeance from a burgess dread--
  • A pious friend, who with the ancient dame
  • At sober cribbage takes an evening game;
  • His cup beside him, through their play he quaffs,
  • And oft renews, and innocently laughs;
  • Or, growing serious, to the text resorts,
  • And from the Sunday-sermon makes reports; 190
  • While all, with grateful glee, his wish attend,
  • A grave protector and a powerful friend.
  • But Slander says, who indistinctly sees,
  • Once he was caught with Silvia on his knees--
  • A cautious burgess with a careful wife
  • To be so caught!--'tis false, upon my life.
  • Next are a lower kind, yet not so low
  • But they, among them, their distinctions know;
  • And, when a thriving landlord aims so high
  • As to exchange the Chequer for the Pye, 200
  • Or from Duke William to the Dog repairs,
  • He takes a finer coat and fiercer airs.
  • Pleased with his power, the poor man loves to say
  • What favourite inn shall share his evening's pay;
  • Where he shall sit the social hour, and lose
  • His past day's labours and his next day's views.
  • Our seamen too have choice: one takes a trip
  • In the warm cabin of his favourite ship;
  • And on the morrow in the humbler boat
  • He rows, till fancy feels herself afloat; 210
  • Can he the sign--Three Jolly Sailors pass,
  • Who hears a fiddle and who sees a lass?
  • The Anchor too affords the seaman joys,
  • In small smoked room, all clamour, crowd, and noise;
  • Where a curved settle half surrounds the fire,
  • Where fifty voices purl and punch require.
  • They come for pleasure in their leisure hour,
  • And they enjoy it to their utmost power;
  • Standing they drink, they swearing smoke, while all
  • Call or make ready for a second call: 220
  • There is no time for trifling--"Do ye see?
  • We drink and drub the French extempore."
  • See! round the room, on every beam and balk,
  • Are mingled scrolls of hieroglyphic chalk;
  • Yet nothing heeded--would one stroke suffice
  • To blot out all, here honour is too nice--
  • "Let knavish landsmen think such dirty things,
  • We're British tars, and British tars are kings."
  • But the Green-Man shall I pass by unsung,
  • Which mine own James upon his sign-post hung? 230
  • His sign, his image,--for he once was seen
  • A squire's attendant, clad in keeper's green;
  • Ere yet, with wages more, and honour less,
  • He stood behind me in a graver dress.
  • James in an evil hour went forth to woo
  • Young Juliet Hart, and was her Romeo:
  • They'd seen the play, and thought it vastly sweet
  • For two young lovers by the moon to meet;
  • The nymph was gentle, of her favours free,
  • Ev'n at a word--no Rosalind was she; 240
  • Nor, like that other Juliet, tried his truth
  • With--"Be thy purpose marriage, gentle youth?"
  • But him received, and heard his tender tale,
  • When sang the lark, and when the nightingale:
  • So in few months the generous lass was seen
  • I' the way that all the Capulets had been.
  • Then first repentance seized the amorous man,
  • And--shame on love--he reason'd and he ran;
  • The thoughtful Romeo trembled for his purse,
  • And the sad sounds, "for better and for worse." 250
  • Yet could the lover not so far withdraw,
  • But he was haunted both by love and law:
  • Now law dismay'd him as he view'd its fangs,
  • Now pity seized him for his Juliet's pangs;
  • Then thoughts of justice and some dread of jail,
  • Where all would blame him and where none might bail;
  • These drew him back, till Juliet's hut appear'd,
  • Where love had drawn him when he should have fear'd.
  • There sat the father in his wicker throne,
  • Uttering his curses in tremendous tone; 260
  • With foulest names his daughter he reviled,
  • And look'd a very Herod at the child:
  • Nor was she patient, but with equal scorn,
  • Bade him remember when his Joe was born:
  • Then rose the mother, eager to begin
  • Her plea for frailty, when the swain came in.
  • To him she turn'd, and other theme began,
  • Show'd him his boy, and bade him be a man--
  • "An honest man, who, when he breaks the laws,
  • Will make a woman honest if there's cause." 270
  • With lengthened speech she proved what came to pass
  • Was no reflection on a loving lass:
  • "If she your love as wife and mother claim,
  • What can it matter which was first the name?
  • But 'tis most base, 'tis perjury and theft,
  • When a lost girl is like a widow left;
  • The rogue who ruins"--here the father found
  • His spouse was treading on forbidden ground.
  • "That's not the point," quoth he,--"I don't suppose
  • My good friend Fletcher to be one of those; 280
  • What's done amiss he'll mend in proper time--
  • I hate to hear of villany and crime.
  • 'Twas my misfortune, in the days of youth,
  • To find two lasses pleading for my truth;
  • The case was hard, I would with all my soul
  • Have wedded both, but law is our control;
  • So one I took, and when we gain'd a home,
  • Her friend agreed--what could she more?--to come;
  • And when she found that I'd a widow'd bed,
  • Me she desired--what could I less?--to wed. 290
  • An easier case is yours: you've not the smart
  • That two fond pleaders cause in one man's heart;
  • You've not to wait from year to year distress'd,
  • Before your conscience can be laid at rest;
  • There smiles your bride, there sprawls your new-born son,
  • --A ring, a licence, and the thing is done."
  • "My loving James,"--the lass began her plea,
  • "I'll make thy reason take a part with me.
  • Had I been froward, skittish, or unkind,
  • Or to thy person or thy passion blind; 300
  • Had I refused, when 'twas thy part to pray,
  • Or put thee off with promise and delay;
  • Thou might'st in justice and in conscience fly,
  • Denying her who taught thee to deny:
  • But, James, with me thou hadst an easier task,
  • Bonds and conditions I forbore to ask;
  • "I laid no traps for thee, no plots or plans,
  • Nor marriage named by licence or by banns;
  • Nor would I now the parson's aid employ,
  • But for this cause"--and up she held her boy. 310
  • Motives like these could heart of flesh resist?
  • James took the infant and in triumph kiss'd;
  • Then to his mother's arms the child restored,
  • Made his proud speech, and pledged his worthy word.
  • "Three times at church our banns shall publish'd be,
  • Thy health be drunk in bumpers three times three;
  • And thou shalt grace (bedeck'd in garments gay)
  • The christening-dinner on the wedding day."
  • James at my door then made his parting bow,
  • Took the Green-Man, and is a master now. 320
  • LETTER XII.
  • _PLAYERS._
  • These are monarchs none respect;
  • Heroes, yet an humbled crew;
  • Nobles, whom the crowd correct;
  • Wealthy men, whom duns pursue;
  • Beauties, shrinking from the view
  • Of the day's detecting eye;
  • Lovers, who with much ado
  • Long-forsaken damsels woo,
  • And heave the ill-feign'd sigh.
  • These are misers, craving means
  • Of existence through the day;
  • Famous scholars, conning scenes
  • Of a dull bewildering play;
  • Ragged beaux and misses grey,
  • Whom the rabble praise and blame;
  • Proud and mean, and sad and gay,
  • Toiling after ease, are they,
  • Infamous[63], and boasting fame.
  • Players arrive in the Borough--Welcomed by their former Friends--Are
  • better fitted for Comic than Tragic Scenes: yet better approved in
  • the latter by one Part of their Audience--Their general Character
  • and Pleasantry--Particular Distresses and Labours--Their Fortitude
  • and Patience--A private Rehearsal--The Vanity of the aged
  • Actress--A Heroine from the Milliner's Shop--A deluded
  • Tradesman--Of what Persons the Company is composed--Character and
  • Adventures of Frederick Thompson.
  • LETTER XII.
  • _PLAYERS._
  • Drawn by the annual call, we now behold }
  • Our troop dramatic, heroes known of old, }
  • And those, since last they march'd, inlisted and enroll'd: }
  • Mounted on hacks or borne in waggons some,
  • The rest on foot (the humbler brethren) come.
  • Three favour'd places, an unequal time,
  • Join to support this company sublime:
  • Ours for the longer period--see how light }
  • Yon parties move, their former friends in sight, }
  • Whose claims are all allow'd, and friendship glads the night. 10 }
  • Now public rooms shall sound with words divine,
  • And private lodgings hear how heroes shine;
  • No talk of pay shall yet on pleasure steal,
  • But kindest welcome bless the friendly meal;
  • While o'er the social jug and decent cheer,
  • Shall be described the fortunes of the year.
  • Peruse these bills, and see what each can do,--
  • Behold! the prince, the slave, the monk, the Jew;
  • Change but the garment, and they'll all engage
  • To take each part, and act in every age. 20
  • Cull'd from all houses, what a house are they!
  • Swept from all barns, our borough-critics say;
  • But with some portion of a critic's ire,
  • We all endure them; there are some admire:
  • They might have praise, confined to farce alone;
  • Full well they grin--they should not try to groan;
  • But then our servants' and our seamen's wives
  • Love all that rant and rapture as their lives;
  • He who 'Squire Richard's part could well sustain,
  • Finds as King Richard he must roar amain, 30
  • "My horse! my horse!"--Lo! now to their abodes,
  • Come lords and lovers, empresses and gods.
  • The master-mover of these scenes has made
  • No trifling gain in this adventurous trade;--
  • Trade we may term it, for he duly buys
  • Arms out of use and undirected eyes;
  • These he instructs, and guides them as he can,
  • And vends each night the manufactured man.
  • Long as our custom lasts, they gladly stay,
  • Then strike their tents, like Tartars! and away! 40
  • The place grows bare where they too long remain,
  • But grass will rise ere they return again.
  • Children of Thespis, welcome! knights and queens!
  • Counts! barons! beauties! when before your scenes,
  • And mighty monarchs thund'ring from your throne;
  • Then step behind, and all your glory's gone:
  • Of crown and palace, throne and guards bereft,
  • The pomp is vanish'd, and the care is left.
  • Yet strong and lively is the joy they feel,
  • When the full house secures the plenteous meal; 50
  • Flatt'ring and flatter'd, each attempts to raise
  • A brother's merits for a brother's praise:
  • For never hero shows a prouder heart,
  • Than he who proudly acts a hero's part--
  • Nor without cause; the boards, we know, can yield
  • Place for fierce contest, like the tented field.
  • Graceful to tread the stage, to be in turn
  • The prince we honour, and the knave we spurn;
  • Bravely to bear the tumult of the crowd,
  • The hiss tremendous, and the censure loud: 60
  • These are their parts--and he who these sustains
  • Deserves some praise and profit for his pains.
  • Heroes at least of gentler kind are they, }
  • Against whose swords no weeping widows pray, }
  • No blood their fury sheds, nor havoc marks their way. }
  • Sad happy race! soon raised and soon depress'd;
  • Your days all pass'd in jeopardy and jest;
  • Poor without prudence, with afflictions vain,
  • Not warn'd by misery, not enrich'd by gain;
  • Whom justice pitying, chides from place to place, 70
  • A wandering, careless, wretched, merry race;
  • Who cheerful looks assume, and play the parts
  • Of happy rovers with repining hearts;
  • Then cast off care, and in the mimic pain
  • Of tragic wo, feel spirits light and vain,
  • Distress and hope--the mind's, the body's wear,
  • The man's affliction, and the actor's tear:
  • Alternate times of fasting and excess
  • Are yours, ye smiling children of distress.
  • Slaves though ye be, your wandering freedom seems, 80 }
  • And with your varying views and restless schemes, }
  • Your griefs are transient, as your joys are dreams. }
  • Yet keen those griefs--ah! what avail thy charms,
  • Fair Juliet! what that infant in thine arms;
  • What those heroic lines thy patience learns,
  • What all the aid thy present Romeo earns,
  • Whilst thou art crowded in that lumbering wain,
  • With all thy plaintive sisters to complain?
  • Nor is there lack of labour.--To rehearse,
  • Day after day, poor scraps of prose and verse; 90
  • To bear each other's spirit, pride, and spite;
  • To hide in rant the heart-ache of the night;
  • To dress in gaudy patch-work, and to force
  • The mind to think on the appointed course:
  • This is laborious, and may be defined
  • The bootless labour of the thriftless mind.
  • There is a veteran dame--I see her stand
  • Intent and pensive with her book in hand;
  • Awhile her thoughts she forces on her part,
  • Then dwells on objects nearer to the heart; 100
  • Across the room she paces, gets her tone,
  • And fits her features for the Danish throne;
  • To-night a queen--I mark her motion slow,
  • I hear her speech, and Hamlet's mother know.
  • Methinks 'tis pitiful to see her try
  • For strength of arms and energy of eye;
  • With vigour lost, and spirits worn away,
  • Her pomp and pride she labours to display;
  • And when awhile she's tried her part to act,
  • To find her thoughts arrested by some fact; 110
  • When struggles more and more severe are seen
  • In the plain actress than the Danish queen;--
  • At length she feels her part, she finds delight,
  • And fancies all the plaudits of the night:
  • Old as she is, she smiles at every speech,
  • And thinks no youthful part beyond her reach.
  • But, as the mist of vanity again
  • Is blown away by press of present pain,
  • Sad and in doubt she to her purse applies
  • For cause of comfort, where no comfort lies; 120
  • Then to her task she sighing turns again,--
  • "Oh! Hamlet, thou hast cleft my heart in twain!"
  • And who that poor, consumptive, wither'd thing,
  • Who strains her slender throat and strives to sing?
  • Panting for breath, and forced her voice to drop,
  • And far unlike the inmate of the shop,
  • Where she, in youth and health, alert and gay,
  • Laugh'd off at night the labours of the day;
  • With novels, verses, fancy's fertile powers,
  • And sister-converse pass'd the evening-hours; 130
  • But Cynthia's soul was soft, her wishes strong,
  • Her judgment weak, and her conclusions wrong.
  • The morning-call and counter were her dread,
  • And her contempt the needle and the thread;
  • But, when she read a gentle damsel's part,
  • Her wo, her wish--she had them all by heart.
  • At length the hero of the boards drew nigh,
  • Who spake of love till sigh re-echo'd sigh;
  • He told in honey'd words his deathless flame,
  • And she his own by tender vows became; 140
  • Nor ring nor licence needed souls so fond,
  • Alphonso's passion was his Cynthia's bond:
  • And thus the simple girl, to shame betray'd,
  • Sinks to the grave forsaken and dismay'd.
  • Sick without pity, sorrowing without hope,
  • See her, the grief and scandal of the troop;
  • A wretched martyr to a childish pride,
  • Her wo insulted, and her praise denied;
  • Her humble talents, though derided, used,
  • Her prospects lost, her confidence abused; 150
  • All that remains--for she not long can brave
  • Increase of evils--is an early grave,
  • Ye gentle Cynthias of the shop, take heed
  • What dreams ye cherish, and what books ye read.
  • A decent sum had Peter Nottage made,
  • By joining bricks--to him a thriving trade.
  • Of his employment master and his wife,
  • This humble tradesman led a lordly life;
  • The house of kings and heroes lack'd repairs,
  • And Peter, though reluctant, served the players: 160
  • Connected thus, he heard in way polite,--
  • "Come, Master Nottage, see us play to-night."
  • At first 'twas folly, nonsense, idle stuff,
  • But seen for nothing it grew well enough;
  • And better now--now best, and every night
  • In this fool's paradise he drank delight;
  • And, as he felt the bliss, he wish'd to know
  • Whence all this rapture and these joys could flow;
  • For, if the seeing could such pleasure bring,
  • What must the feeling?--feeling like a king? 170
  • In vain his wife, his uncle, and his friend,
  • Cried--"Peter! Peter! let such follies end;
  • 'Tis well enough these vagabonds to see,
  • But would you partner with a showman be?"
  • "Showman!" said Peter, "did not Quin and Clive,
  • And Roscius-Garrick, by the science thrive?
  • Showman!--'tis scandal; I'm by genius led
  • To join a class who've Shakspeare at their head."
  • Poor Peter thus by easy steps became
  • A dreaming candidate for scenic fame; 180
  • And, after years consumed, infirm and poor,
  • He sits and takes the tickets at the door.
  • Of various men these marching troops are made--
  • Pen-spurning clerks, and lads contemning trade;
  • Waiters and servants by confinement teased,
  • And youths of wealth by dissipation eased;
  • With feeling nymphs, who, such resource at hand,
  • Scorn to obey the rigour of command;
  • Some, who from higher views by vice are won,
  • And some of either sex by love undone; 190
  • The greater part lamenting as their fall
  • What some an honour and advancement call.
  • There are who names in shame or fear assume,
  • And hence our Bevilles and our Savilles come:
  • It honours him, from tailor's board kick'd down,
  • As Mister Dormer to amuse the town;
  • Falling, he rises: but a kind there are
  • Who dwell on former prospects, and despair;
  • Justly, but vainly, they their fate deplore,
  • And mourn their fall who fell to rise no more. 200
  • Our merchant Thompson, with his sons around,
  • Most mind and talent in his Frederick found:
  • He was so lively, that his mother knew,
  • If he were taught, that honour must ensue;
  • The father's views were in a different line;
  • But if at college he were sure to shine,
  • Then should he go--to prosper, who could doubt--
  • When school-boy stigmas would be all wash'd out;
  • For there were marks upon his youthful face,
  • 'Twixt vice and error--a neglected case: 210
  • These would submit to skill; a little time,
  • And none could trace the error or the crime;
  • Then let him go, and once at college, he
  • Might choose his station--what would Frederick be?
  • 'Twas soon determined.--He could not descend
  • To pedant-laws and lectures without end;
  • And then the chapel--night and morn to pray,
  • Or mulct and threaten'd if he kept away;
  • No! not to be a bishop--so he swore,
  • And at his college he was seen no more. 220
  • His debts all paid, the father with a sigh,
  • Placed him in office--"Do, my Frederick, try;
  • "Confine thyself a few short months, and then----"
  • He tried a fortnight, and threw down the pen.
  • Again demands were hush'd: "My son, you're free,
  • But you're unsettled; take your chance at sea:"
  • So in few days the midshipman equipp'd,
  • Received the mother's blessing and was shipp'd.
  • Hard was her fortune! soon compell'd to meet
  • The wretched stripling staggering through the street; 230
  • For, rash, impetuous, insolent and vain,
  • The captain sent him to his friends again.
  • About the borough roved th' unhappy boy,
  • And ate the bread of every chance-employ;
  • Of friends he borrow'd, and the parents yet
  • In secret fondness authorised the debt;
  • The younger sister, still a child, was taught
  • To give with feign'd affright the pittance sought;
  • For now the father cried--"It is too late
  • For trial more--I leave him to his fate"-- 240
  • Yet left him not; and with a kind of joy
  • The mother heard of her desponding boy:
  • At length he sicken'd, and he found, when sick,
  • All aid was ready, all attendance quick;
  • A fever seized him, and at once was lost
  • The thought of trespass, error, crime and cost;
  • Th' indulgent parents knelt beside the youth;
  • They heard his promise and believed his truth;
  • And, when the danger lessen'd on their view,
  • They cast off doubt, and hope assurance grew;-- 250
  • Nursed by his sisters, cherish'd by his sire,
  • Begg'd to be glad, encouraged to aspire,
  • His life, they said, would now all care repay,
  • And he might date his prospects from that day;
  • A son, a brother to his home received,
  • They hoped for all things, and in all believed.
  • And now will pardon, comfort, kindness, draw
  • The youth from vice? will honour, duty, law?
  • Alas! not all: the more the trials lent,
  • The less he seem'd to ponder and repent; 260
  • Headstrong, determined in his own career,
  • He thought reproof unjust and truth severe;
  • The soul's disease was to its crisis come,
  • He first abused and then abjured his home;
  • And when he chose a vagabond to be,
  • He made his shame his glory--"I'll be free."
  • Friends, parents, relatives, hope, reason, love,
  • With anxious ardour for that empire strove;
  • In vain their strife, in vain the means applied,
  • They had no comfort, but that all were tried; 270
  • One strong vain trial made, the mind to move,
  • Was the last effort of parental love.
  • Ev'n then he watch'd his father from his home,
  • And to his mother would for pity come,
  • Where, as he made her tender terrors rise,
  • He talk'd of death, and threaten'd for supplies.
  • Against a youth so vicious and undone
  • All hearts were closed, and every door but one:
  • The players received him; they with open heart
  • Gave him his portion and assign'd his part; 280
  • And ere three days were added to his life,
  • He found a home, a duty, and a wife.
  • His present friends, though they were nothing nice,
  • Nor ask'd how vicious he, or what his vice,
  • Still they expected he should now attend
  • To the joint duty as an useful friend;
  • The leader too declared, with frown severe,
  • That none should pawn a robe that kings might wear;
  • And much it moved him, when he Hamlet play'd,
  • To see his Father's Ghost so drunken made. 290
  • Then too the temper, the unbending pride
  • Of this ally would no reproof abide:--
  • So, leaving these, he march'd away and join'd
  • Another troop, and other goods purloin'd;
  • And other characters, both gay and sage,
  • Sober and sad, made stagger on the stage;
  • Then to rebuke, with arrogant disdain,
  • He gave abuse, and sought a home again.
  • Thus changing scenes, but with unchanging vice,
  • Engaged by many, but with no one twice: 300
  • Of this, a last and poor resource, bereft,
  • He to himself, unhappy guide! was left--
  • And who shall say where guided? to what seats
  • Of starving villany? of thieves and cheats?
  • In that sad time, of many a dismal scene
  • Had he a witness (not inactive) been;
  • Had leagued with petty pilferers, and had crept,
  • Where of each sex degraded numbers slept.
  • With such associates he was long allied, }
  • Where his capacity for ill was tried, 310 }
  • And, that once lost, the wretch was cast aside; }
  • For now, though willing with the worst to act,
  • He wanted powers for an important fact;
  • And, while he felt as lawless spirits feel,
  • His hand was palsied, and he couldn't steal.
  • By these rejected, is there lot so strange,
  • So low, that he could suffer by the change?
  • Yes! the new station as a fall we judge--
  • He now became the harlot's humble drudge,
  • Their drudge in common: they combined to save 320
  • Awhile from starving their submissive slave;
  • For now his spirit left him, and his pride,
  • His scorn, his rancour, and resentment died;
  • Few were his feelings--but the keenest these,
  • The rage of hunger, and the sigh for ease;
  • He who abused indulgence, now became
  • By want subservient and by misery tame;
  • A slave, he begg'd forbearance; bent with pain,
  • He shunn'd the blow--"Ah! strike me not again."
  • Thus was he found: the master of a hoy 330
  • Saw the sad wretch, whom he had known a boy
  • At first in doubt; but Frederick laid aside
  • All shame, and humbly for his aid applied.
  • He, tamed and smitten with the storms gone by,
  • Look'd for compassion through one living eye,
  • And stretch'd th' unpalsied hand; the seaman felt }
  • His honest heart with gentle pity melt, }
  • And his small boon with cheerful frankness dealt; }
  • Then made inquiries of th' unhappy youth,
  • Who told, nor shame forbade him, all the truth. 340
  • "Young Frederick Thompson to a chandler's shop
  • By harlots order'd and afraid to stop!--
  • What! our good merchant's favourite to be seen
  • In state so loathsome and in dress so mean?"--
  • So thought the seaman as he bade adieu,
  • And, when in port, related all he knew.
  • But time was lost, inquiry came too late,
  • Those whom he served knew nothing of his fate;
  • No! they had seized on what the sailor gave,
  • Nor bore resistance from their abject slave; 350
  • The spoil obtain'd, they cast him from the door,
  • Robb'd, beaten, hungry, pain'd, diseased and poor.
  • Then nature (pointing to the only spot
  • Which still had comfort for so dire a lot,)
  • Although so feeble, led him on the way,
  • And hope look'd forward to a happier day.
  • He thought, poor prodigal! a father yet
  • His woes would pity and his crimes forget;
  • Nor had he brother who with speech severe
  • Would check the pity or refrain the tear: 360
  • A lighter spirit in his bosom rose,
  • As near the road he sought an hour's repose.
  • And there he found it: he had left the town,
  • But buildings yet were scatter'd up and down;
  • To one of these, half-ruin'd and half-built,
  • Was traced this child of wretchedness and guilt;
  • There on the remnant of a beggar's vest,
  • Thrown by in scorn, the sufferer sought for rest;
  • There was this scene of vice and wo to close,
  • And there the wretched body found repose. 370
  • FOOTNOTES:
  • [63] Strolling players are thus held in a legal sense.
  • LETTER XIII.
  • _THE ALMS-HOUSE AND TRUSTEES._
  • Do good by stealth, and blush to find it fame.
  • [_Pope, Epilogue to the Satires_, Dialogue I., v. 136.]
  • There are a sort of men whose visages
  • Do cream and mantle like a standing [pond,]
  • And do a wilful stillness entertain,
  • With purpose to be dress'd in an opinion[...]
  • As who should say, "I am Sir Oracle,
  • And when I ope my lips, let no dog bark!"
  • _Merchant of Venice_ [Act I. Sc. 1. vv. 88-94].
  • Sum felix; quis enim neget? felixque manebo;
  • Hoc quoque quis dubitet? Tutum me copia fecit.
  • The frugal Merchant--Rivalship in Modes of Frugality--Private
  • Exceptions to the general Manners--Alms-House built--Its
  • Description--Founder dies--Six Trustees--Sir Denys Brand, a
  • Principal--His Eulogium in the Chronicles of the Day--Truth
  • reckoned invidious on these Occasions--An Explanation of the
  • Magnanimity and Wisdom of Sir Denys--His Kinds of Moderation and
  • Humility--Laughton, his Successor, a planning, ambitious, wealthy
  • Man--Advancement in Life his perpetual Object, and all Things made
  • the Means of it--His Idea of Falsehood--His Resentment dangerous:
  • how removed--Success produces Love of Flattery: his daily
  • Gratification--His Merits and Acts of Kindness--His proper Choice
  • of Alms-Men--In this Respect meritorious--His Predecessor not so
  • cautious.
  • LETTER XIII.
  • _THE ALMS-HOUSE AND TRUSTEES._
  • Leave now our streets, and in yon plain behold
  • Those pleasant seats for the reduced and old;
  • A merchant's gift, whose wife and children died,
  • When he to saving all his powers applied;
  • He wore his coat till bare was every thread,
  • And with the meanest fare his body fed.
  • He had a female cousin, who with care
  • Walk'd in his steps and learn'd of him to spare;
  • With emulation and success they strove,
  • Improving still, still seeking to improve, 10
  • As if that useful knowledge they would gain--
  • How little food would human life sustain:
  • No pauper came their table's crums to crave;
  • Scraping they lived, but not a scrap they gave:
  • When beggars saw the frugal merchant pass,
  • It moved their pity, and they said, "Alas!
  • Hard is thy fate, my brother," and they felt
  • A beggar's pride as they that pity dealt:
  • The dogs, who learn of man to scorn the poor,
  • Bark'd him away from ev'ry decent door; 20
  • While they who saw him bare, but thought him rich,
  • To show respect or scorn, they knew not which.
  • But while our merchant seem'd so base and mean,
  • He had his wanderings, sometimes, "not unseen;"
  • To give in secret was a favourite act,
  • Yet more than once they took him in the fact.
  • To scenes of various wo he nightly went,
  • And serious sums in healing misery spent;
  • Oft has he cheer'd the wretched, at a rate
  • For which he daily might have dined on plate; 30
  • He has been seen--his hair all silver-white, }
  • Shaking and shining--as he stole by night, }
  • To feed unenvied on his still delight. }
  • A two-fold taste he had: to give and spare,
  • Both were his duties, and had equal care;
  • It was his joy, to sit alone and fast,
  • Then send a widow and her boys repast.
  • Tears in his eyes would, spite of him, appear,
  • But he from other eyes has kept the tear:
  • All in a wint'ry night from far he came, 40
  • To soothe the sorrows of a suff'ring dame;
  • Whose husband robb'd him, and to whom he meant
  • A ling'ring, but reforming punishment.
  • Home then he walk'd, and found his anger rise,
  • When fire and rush-light met his troubled eyes;
  • But, these extinguish'd, and his prayer address'd
  • To Heaven in hope, he calmly sank to rest.
  • His seventieth year was pass'd, and then was seen
  • A building rising on the northern green;
  • There was no blinding all his neighbours' eyes, 50
  • Or surely no one would have seen it rise.
  • Twelve rooms contiguous stood, and six were near;
  • There men were placed, and sober matrons here;
  • There were behind small useful gardens made,
  • Benches before, and trees to give them shade;
  • In the first room were seen, above, below,
  • Some marks of taste, a few attempts at show;
  • The founder's picture and his arms were there
  • (Not till he left us), and an elbow'd chair;
  • There, 'mid these signs of his superior place, 60
  • Sat the mild ruler of this humble race.
  • Within the row are men who strove in vain,
  • Through years of trouble, wealth and ease to gain;
  • Less must they have than an appointed sum,
  • And freemen been, or hither must not come;
  • They should be decent and command respect
  • (Though needing fortune,) whom these doors protect,
  • And should for thirty dismal years have tried
  • For peace unfelt and competence denied.
  • Strange, that o'er men thus train'd in sorrow's school, 70
  • Power must be held, and they must live by rule!
  • Infirm, corrected by misfortunes, old,
  • Their habits settled and their passions cold;
  • Of health, wealth, power, and worldly cares, bereft,
  • Still must they not at liberty be left;
  • There must be one to rule them, to restrain
  • And guide the movements of his erring train.
  • If then control imperious, check severe,
  • Be needed where such reverend men appear;
  • To what would youth, without such checks, aspire, 80
  • Free the wild wish, uncurb'd the strong desire?
  • And where (in college or in camp) they found
  • The heart ungovern'd and the hand unbound?
  • His house endow'd, the generous man resign'd
  • All power to rule, nay power of choice declined;
  • He and the female saint survived to view
  • Their work complete, and bade the world adieu!
  • Six are the guardians of this happy seat,
  • And one presides when they on business meet;
  • As each expires, the five a brother choose; 90
  • Nor would Sir Denys Brand the charge refuse;
  • True, 'twas beneath him, "but to do men good
  • Was motive never by his heart withstood."
  • He too is gone, and they again must strive
  • To find a man in whom his gifts survive.
  • Now, in the various records of the dead,
  • Thy worth, Sir Denys, shall be weigh'd and read;
  • There we the glory of thy house shall trace,
  • With each alliance of thy noble race.
  • Yes! here we have him!--"Came in William's reign 100
  • The Norman-Brand, the blood without a stain;
  • From the fierce Dane and ruder Saxon clear,
  • Pict, Irish, Scot, or Cambrian mountaineer;
  • But the pure Norman was the sacred spring,
  • And he, Sir Denys, was in heart a king:
  • Erect in person and so firm in soul,
  • Fortune he seem'd to govern and control;
  • "Generous as he who gives his all away,
  • Prudent as one who toils for weekly pay;
  • In him all merits were decreed to meet-- 110
  • Sincere though cautious, frank and yet discreet;
  • Just all his dealings, faithful every word;
  • His passions' master, and his temper's lord."
  • Yet more, kind dealers in decaying fame?
  • His magnanimity you next proclaim;
  • You give him learning, join'd with sound good sense,
  • And match his wealth with his benevolence;
  • What hides the multitude of sins, you add--
  • Yet seem to doubt if sins he ever had.
  • Poor honest Truth! thou writ'st of living men, 120
  • And art a railer and detractor then;
  • They die, again to be described, and now
  • A foe to merit and mankind art thou!
  • Why banish truth? it injures not the dead;
  • It aids not them with flattery to be fed;
  • And, when mankind such perfect pictures view,
  • They copy less, the more they think them true.
  • Let us a mortal as he was behold,
  • And see the dross adhering to the gold;
  • When we the errors of the virtuous state, 130
  • Then erring men their worth may emulate.
  • View then this picture of a noble mind:
  • Let him be wise, magnanimous, and kind;
  • What was the wisdom? Was it not the frown
  • That keeps all question, all inquiry down?
  • His words were powerful and decisive all;
  • But his slow reasons came for no man's call.
  • "'Tis thus," he cried, no doubt with kind intent,
  • To give results and spare all argument.--
  • "Let it be spared--all men at least agree 140
  • Sir Denys Brand had magnanimity:
  • His were no vulgar charities; none saw
  • Him like the merchant to the hut withdraw;
  • He left to meaner minds the simple deed,
  • By which the houseless rest, the hungry feed;
  • His was a public bounty vast and grand;
  • 'Twas not in him to work with viewless hand;
  • He raised the room that towers above the street,
  • A public room where grateful parties meet;
  • He first the life-boat plann'd; to him the place 150
  • Is deep in debt--'twas he reviv'd the race;
  • To every public act this hearty friend
  • Would give with freedom or with frankness lend;
  • His money built the jail, nor prisoner yet
  • Sits at his ease, but he must feel the debt;
  • To these let candour add his vast display-- }
  • Around his mansion all is grand and gay, }
  • And this is bounty with the name of pay." }
  • I grant the whole, nor from one deed retract,
  • But wish recorded too the private act; 160
  • All these were great, but still our hearts approve
  • Those simpler tokens of the Christian love;
  • 'Twould give me joy some gracious deed to meet,
  • That has not call'd for glory through the street.
  • Who felt for many, could not always shun,
  • In some soft moment, to be kind to one;
  • And yet they tell us, when Sir Denys died,
  • That not a widow in the Borough sigh'd;
  • Great were his gifts, his mighty heart I own,
  • But why describe what all the world has known? 170
  • The rest is petty pride, the useless art
  • Of a vain mind to hide a swelling heart.
  • Small was his private room; men found him there
  • By a plain table, on a paltry chair;
  • A wretched floor-cloth, and some prints around,
  • The easy purchase of a single pound:
  • These humble trifles and that study small
  • Make a strong contrast with the servants' hall;
  • There barely comfort, here a proud excess,
  • The pompous seat of pamper'd idleness, 180
  • Where the sleek rogues with one consent declare,
  • They would not live upon his honour's fare.
  • He daily took but one half-hour to dine,
  • On one poor dish and some three sips of wine;
  • Then he'd abuse them for their sumptuous feasts,
  • And say, "My friends! you make yourselves like beasts;
  • One dish suffices any man to dine,
  • But you are greedy as a herd of swine;
  • Learn to be temperate."--Had they dared t' obey,
  • He would have praised and turn'd them all away. 190
  • Friends met Sir Denys riding in his ground,
  • And there the meekness of his spirit found:
  • For that grey coat, not new for many a year,
  • Hides all that would like decent dress appear;
  • An old brown pony 'twas his will to ride,
  • Who shuffled onward, and from side to side;
  • A five-pound purchase, but so fat and sleek,
  • His very plenty made the creature weak.
  • "Sir Denys Brand! and on so poor a steed!"--
  • "Poor! it may be--such things I never heed:" 200
  • And who that youth behind, of pleasant mien,
  • Equipp'd as one who wishes to be seen,
  • Upon a horse, twice victor for a plate,
  • A noble hunter, bought at dearest rate?--
  • Him the lad, fearing, yet resolved to guide,
  • He curbs his spirit, while he strokes his pride.
  • "A handsome youth, Sir Denys; and a horse
  • Of finer figure never trod the course--
  • Yours, without question?"--"Yes! I think, a groom
  • Bought me the beast; I cannot say the sum: 210
  • I ride him not, it is a foolish pride
  • Men have in cattle--but my people ride;
  • The boy is--hark ye, sirrah! what's your name?
  • Ay, Jacob, yes! I recollect--the same,
  • As I bethink me now, a tenant's son--
  • I think a tenant--is your father one?"
  • There was an idle boy who ran about,
  • And found his master's humble spirit out;
  • He would at awful distance snatch a look,
  • Then run away and hide him in some nook; 220
  • "For oh!" quoth he, "I dare not fix my sight
  • On him, his grandeur puts me in a fright;
  • Oh! Mister Jacob, when you wait on him,
  • Do you not quake and tremble every limb?"
  • The steward soon had orders--"Summers, see
  • That Sam be clothed, and let him wait on me."
  • * * * * *
  • Sir Denys died, bequeathing all affairs
  • In trust to Laughton's long experienced cares,
  • Before a guardian; and, Sir Denys dead,
  • All rule and power devolved upon his head. 230
  • Numbers are call'd to govern, but in fact
  • Only the powerful and assuming act.
  • Laughton, too wise to be a dupe to fame,
  • Cared not a whit of what descent he came,
  • Till he was rich; he then conceived the thought
  • To fish for pedigree, but never caught.
  • All his desire, when he was young and poor,
  • Was to advance; he never cared for more:
  • "Let me buy, sell, be factor, take a wife,
  • Take any road to get along in life." 240
  • Was he a miser then? a robber? foe
  • To those who trusted? a deceiver?--No!
  • He was ambitious; all his powers of mind
  • Were to one end controll'd, improved, combined;
  • Wit, learning, judgment, were, by his account,
  • Steps for the ladder he design'd to mount.
  • Such step was money: wealth was but his slave,
  • For power he gain'd it, and for power he gave;
  • Full well the Borough knows that he'd the art
  • Of bringing money to the surest mart; 250
  • Friends too were aids, they led to certain ends,
  • Increase of power and claim on other friends.
  • A favourite step was marriage: then he gain'd
  • Seat in our hall, and o'er his party reign'd;
  • Houses and lands he bought, and long'd to buy,
  • But never drew the springs of purchase dry;
  • And thus at last they answer'd every call,
  • The failing found him ready for their fall.
  • He walks along the street, the mart, the quay,
  • And looks and mutters, "This belongs to me." 260
  • His passions all partook the general bent; }
  • Interest inform'd him when he should resent, }
  • How long resist, and on what terms relent. }
  • In points where he determined to succeed,
  • In vain might reason or compassion plead;
  • But gain'd his point, he was the best of men,
  • 'Twas loss of time to be vexatious then:
  • Hence he was mild to all men whom he led,
  • Of all who dared resist the scourge and dread.
  • Falsehood in him was not the useless lie 270
  • Of boasting pride or laughing vanity;
  • It was the gainful, the persuading art,
  • That made its way and won the doubting heart,
  • Which argued, soften'd, humbled, and prevail'd;
  • Nor was it tried till ev'ry truth had fail'd;
  • No sage on earth could more than he despise
  • Degrading, poor, unprofitable lies.
  • Though fond of gain, and grieved by wanton waste,
  • To social parties he had no distaste;
  • With one presiding purpose in his view, 280
  • He sometimes could descend to trifle too!
  • Yet, in these moments, he had still the art
  • To ope the looks and close the guarded heart;
  • And, like the public host, has sometimes made
  • A grand repast, for which the guests have paid.
  • At length, with power endued and wealthy grown,
  • Frailties and passions, long suppressed, were shown;
  • Then, to provoke him was a dangerous thing;
  • His pride would punish, and his temper sting;
  • His powerful hatred sought th' avenging hour, 290
  • And his proud vengeance struck with all his power--
  • Save when th' offender took a prudent way
  • The rising storm of fury to allay.
  • This might he do, and so in safety sleep,
  • By largely casting to the angry deep;
  • Or, better yet (its swelling force t' assuage,)
  • By pouring oil of flattery on its rage.
  • And now, of all the heart approved, possess'd,
  • Fear'd, favour'd, follow'd, dreaded, and caress'd,
  • He gently yields to one mellifluous joy, 300
  • The only sweet that is not found to cloy,
  • Bland adulation! Other pleasures pall
  • On the sick taste, and transient are they all;
  • But this one sweet has such enchanting power,
  • The more we take, the faster we devour;
  • Nauseous to those who must the dose apply,
  • And most disgusting to the standers-by;
  • Yet in all companies will Laughton feed,
  • Nor care how grossly men perform the deed.
  • As gapes the nursling, or, what comes more near, 310
  • Some Friendly-island chief, for hourly cheer--
  • When wives and slaves, attending round his seat,
  • Prepare by turns the masticated meat:
  • So for this master, husband, parent, friend,
  • His ready slaves their various efforts blend,
  • And, to their lord still eagerly inclined,
  • Pour the crude trash of a dependent mind.
  • But let the muse assign the man his due;
  • Worth he possess'd, nor were his virtues few;--
  • He sometimes help'd the injured in their cause; 320
  • His power and purse have back'd the failing laws;
  • He for religion has a due respect,
  • And all his serious notions are correct;
  • Although he pray'd and languished for a son,
  • He grew resigned when Heaven denied him one;
  • He never to this quiet mansion sends
  • Subject unfit, in compliment to friends.
  • Not so Sir Denys, who would yet protest
  • He always chose the worthiest and the best:
  • Not men in trade by various loss brought down, 330
  • But those whose glory once amazed the town;
  • Who their last guinea in their pleasures spent,
  • Yet never fell so low as to repent;
  • To these his pity he could largely deal,
  • Wealth they had known, and therefore want could feel.
  • Three seats were vacant while Sir Denys reign'd,
  • And three such favourites their admission gain'd;
  • These let us view, still more to understand
  • The moral feelings of Sir Denys Brand.
  • LETTER XIV.
  • _INHABITANTS OF THE ALMS-HOUSE._
  • BLANEY.
  • Sed [quam] cæcus inest vitiis amor, omne futurum
  • Despicitur; suadent brevem præsentia fructum,
  • Et ruit in vetitum damni secura libido.
  • _Claudian. in Eutrop._ [Lib. II. vv. 50-2].
  • Nunquam parvo contenta peracta
  • Et quæsitorum terrâ pelagoque ciborum
  • Ambitiosa fames et lautæ gloria mensæ.
  • Et Luxus, populator Opum, [cui] semper adhærens,
  • Infelix humili gressu comitatur Egestas.
  • _Claudian. in Rufinum_ [Lib. I. vv. 35-6].
  • Behold what blessing[s] wealth to life can lend!
  • _Pope_ [Moral Essays, Ep. III. v. 297].
  • Blaney, a wealthy Heir, dissipated, and reduced to Poverty--His
  • Fortune restored by Marriage: again consumed--His Manner of living
  • in the West Indies--Recalled to a larger Inheritance--His more
  • refined and expensive Luxuries--His Method of quieting
  • Conscience--Death of his Wife--Again become poor--His Method of
  • supporting Existence--His Ideas of Religion--His Habits and
  • Connexions when old--Admitted into the Alms-House.
  • LETTER XIV.
  • _LIFE OF BLANEY._
  • Observe that tall pale veteran! what a look
  • Of shame and guilt! who cannot read that book?
  • Misery and mirth are blended in his face,
  • Much innate vileness and some outward grace;
  • There wishes strong and stronger griefs are seen,
  • Looks ever changed, and never one serene:
  • Show not that manner, and these features all,
  • The serpent's cunning and the sinner's fall?
  • Hark to that laughter!--'tis the way he takes
  • To force applause for each vile jest he makes; 10
  • Such is yon man, by partial favour sent
  • To these calm seats to ponder and repent.
  • Blaney, a wealthy heir at twenty-one,
  • At twenty-five was ruin'd and undone:
  • These years with grievous crimes we need not load,
  • He found his ruin in the common road;--
  • Gamed without skill, without inquiry bought,
  • Lent without love, and borrowed without thought.
  • But, gay and handsome, he had soon the dower
  • Of a kind wealthy widow in his power; 20
  • Then he aspired to loftier flights of vice,
  • To singing harlots of enormous price;
  • He took a jockey in his gig to buy
  • A horse, so valued that a duke was shy;
  • To gain the plaudits of the knowing few,
  • Gamblers and grooms, what would not Blaney do?
  • His dearest friend, at that improving age,
  • Was Hounslow Dick, who drove the western stage.
  • Cruel he was not.--If he left his wife,
  • He left her to her own pursuits in life; 30
  • Deaf to reports, to all expenses blind;
  • Profuse, not just, and careless, but not kind.
  • Yet, thus assisted, ten long winters pass'd
  • In wasting guineas ere he saw his last;
  • Then he began to reason, and to feel
  • He could not dig, nor had he learn'd to steal;
  • And should he beg as long as he might live,
  • He justly fear'd that nobody would give.
  • But he could charge a pistol, and, at will,
  • All that was mortal by a bullet kill: 40
  • And he was taught, by those whom he would call
  • Man's surest guides--that he was mortal all.
  • While thus he thought, still waiting for the day,
  • When he should dare to blow his brains away,
  • A place for him a kind relation found,
  • Where England's monarch ruled, but far from English ground;
  • He gave employ that might for bread suffice,
  • Correct his habits and restrain his vice.
  • Here Blaney tried (what such man's miseries teach)
  • To find what pleasures were within his reach; 50
  • These he enjoy'd, though not in just the style
  • He once possess'd them in his native isle;
  • Congenial souls he found in every place,
  • Vice in all soils, and charms in every race:
  • His lady took the same amusing way,
  • And laugh'd at Time till he had turn'd them grey:
  • At length for England once again they steer'd,
  • By ancient views and new designs endear'd;
  • His kindred died, and Blaney now became
  • An heir to one who never heard his name. 60
  • What could he now?--The man had tried before
  • The joys of youth, and they were joys no more;
  • To vicious pleasure he was still inclined,
  • But vice must now be season'd and refined;
  • _Then_ as a swine he would on pleasure seize,
  • Now common pleasures had no power to please:
  • Beauty alone has for the vulgar charms,
  • He wanted beauty trembling with alarms;
  • His was no more a youthful dream of joy,
  • The wretch desired to ruin and destroy; 70
  • He bought indulgence with a boundless price,
  • Most pleased when decency bow'd down to vice,
  • When a fair dame her husband's honour sold,
  • And a frail Countess play'd for Blaney's gold.
  • "But did not conscience in her anger rise?"
  • Yes! and he learn'd her terrors to despise;
  • When stung by thought, to soothing books he fled,
  • And grew composed and hardened as he read;
  • Tales of Voltaire, and essays gay and slight,
  • Pleased him and shone with their phosphoric light; 80
  • Which, though it rose from objects vile and base,
  • Where'er it came threw splendour on the place,
  • And was that light which the deluded youth,
  • And this grey sinner, deem'd the light of truth.
  • He different works for different cause admired--
  • Some fix'd his judgment, some his passions fired;
  • To cheer the mind and raise a dormant flame, }
  • He had the books, decreed to lasting shame, }
  • Which those who read are careful not to name: }
  • These won to vicious act the yielding heart, 90
  • And then the cooler reasoners soothed the smart.
  • He heard of Blount, and Mandeville, and Chubb,
  • How they the doctors of their day would drub;
  • How Hume had dwelt on miracles so well,
  • That none would now believe a miracle;
  • And though he cared not works so grave to read,
  • He caught their faith and sign'd the sinner's creed.
  • Thus was he pleased to join the laughing side;
  • Nor ceased the laughter when his lady died.
  • Yet was he kind and careful of her fame, 100
  • And on her tomb inscribed a virtuous name:
  • "A tender wife, respected, and so forth."--
  • The marble still bears witness to the worth.
  • He has some children, but he knows not where;
  • Something they cost, but neither love nor care;
  • A father's feelings he has never known,
  • His joys, his sorrows, have been all his own.
  • He now would build--and lofty seat he built,
  • And sought, in various ways, relief from guilt.
  • Restless, for ever anxious to obtain 110
  • Ease for the heart by ramblings of the brain,
  • He would have pictures, and of course a taste,
  • And found a thousand means his wealth to waste.
  • Newmarket steeds he bought at mighty cost;
  • They sometimes won, but Blaney always lost.
  • Quick came his ruin, came when he had still
  • For life a relish, and in pleasure skill:
  • By his own idle reckoning he supposed
  • His wealth would last him till his life was closed;
  • But no! he found his final hoard was spent, 120
  • While he had years to suffer and repent.
  • Yet at the last, his noble mind to show,
  • And in his misery how he bore the blow,
  • He view'd his only guinea, then suppress'd
  • For a short time, the tumults in his breast,
  • And, moved by pride, by habit and despair,
  • Gave it an opera-bird to hum an air.
  • Come ye! who live for pleasure, come, behold
  • A man of pleasure when he's poor and old;
  • When he looks back through life, and cannot find 130
  • A single action to relieve his mind;
  • When he looks forward, striving still to keep
  • A steady prospect of eternal sleep;
  • When not one friend is left, of all the train
  • Whom 'twas his pride and boast to entertain--
  • Friends now employ'd from house to house to run
  • And say, "Alas! poor Blaney is undone!"--
  • Those whom he shook with ardour by the hand,
  • By whom he stood as long as he could stand,
  • Who seem'd to him from all deception clear, 140
  • And who, more strange! might think themselves sincere.
  • Lo! now the hero shuffling through the town,
  • To hunt a dinner and to beg a crown;
  • To tell an idle tale, that boys may smile;
  • To bear a strumpet's billet-doux a mile;
  • To cull a wanton for a youth of wealth,
  • (With [reverent] view to both his taste and health);
  • To be a useful, needy thing between
  • Fear and desire--the pander and the screen;
  • To flatter pictures, houses, horses, dress, 150
  • The wildest fashion or the worst excess;
  • To be the grey seducer, and entice
  • Unbearded folly into acts of vice;
  • And then, to level every fence which law
  • And virtue fix to keep the mind in awe,
  • He first inveigles youth to walk astray, }
  • Next prompts and soothes them in their fatal way, }
  • Then vindicates the deed, and makes the mind his prey. }
  • Unhappy man! what pains he takes to state
  • (Proof of his fear!) that all below is fate; 160
  • That all proceed in one appointed track,
  • Where none can stop, or take their journey back!
  • Then what is vice or virtue?--Yet he'll rail
  • At priests till memory and quotation fail;
  • He reads, to learn the various ills they've done,
  • And calls them vipers, every mother's son.
  • He is the harlot's aid, who wheedling tries
  • To move her friend for vanity's supplies;
  • To weak indulgence he allures the mind,
  • Loth to be duped, but willing to be kind; 170
  • And if successful--what the labour pays?
  • He gets the friend's contempt and Chloe's praise,
  • Who, in her triumph, condescends to say,
  • "What a good creature Blaney was to-day!"
  • Hear the poor dæmon when the young attend,
  • And willing ear to vile experience lend;
  • When he relates (with laughing, leering eye)
  • The tale licentious, mix'd with blasphemy:
  • No genuine gladness his narrations cause,
  • The frailest heart denies sincere applause; 180
  • And many a youth has turn'd him half aside,
  • And laugh'd aloud, the sign of shame to hide.
  • Blaney, no aid in his vile cause to lose,
  • Buys pictures, prints, and a licentious muse;
  • He borrows every help from every art,
  • To stir the passions and mislead the heart.
  • But from the subject let us soon escape,
  • Nor give this feature all its ugly shape:
  • Some to their crimes escape from satire owe;
  • Who shall describe what Blaney dares to show? 190
  • While thus the man, to vice and passion slave,
  • Was, with his follies, moving to the grave,
  • The ancient ruler of this mansion died,
  • And Blaney boldly for the seat applied.
  • Sir Denys Brand, then guardian, join'd his suit;
  • "'Tis true," said he, "the fellow's quite a brute--
  • A very beast; but yet, with all his sin,
  • He has a manner--let the devil in."
  • They half complied, they gave the wish'd retreat,
  • But raised a worthier to the vacant seat. 200
  • Thus forced on ways unlike each former way,
  • Thus led to prayer without a heart to pray,
  • He quits the gay and rich, the young and free,
  • Among the badge-men with a badge to be.
  • He sees an humble tradesman raised to rule
  • The grey-beard pupils of this moral school;
  • Where he himself, an old licentious boy,
  • Will nothing learn, and nothing can enjoy;
  • In temp'rate measures he must eat and drink,
  • And, pain of pains! must live alone and think. 210
  • In vain, by fortune's smiles, thrice affluent made,
  • Still has he debts of ancient date unpaid;
  • Thrice into penury by error thrown,
  • Not one right maxim has he made his own;
  • The old men shun him--some his vices hate,
  • And all abhor his principles and prate;
  • Nor love nor care for him will mortal show,
  • Save a frail sister in the female row.
  • LETTER XV.
  • _INHABITANTS OF THE ALMS-HOUSE._
  • CLELIA.
  • She early found herself mistress of herself. All she did was right:
  • all she said was admired. Early, very early, did she dismiss blushes
  • from her cheek: she could not blush, because she could not doubt; and
  • silence, whatever was the subject, was as much a stranger to her as
  • diffidence.
  • _Richardson._
  • Quo fugit Venus? heu! Quove color? decens
  • Quo motus? Quid habes illius, illius,
  • Quæ spirabat amores,
  • Quæ me surpuerat mihi?
  • _Horatius_, lib. iv, od. 13 [vv. 17-20].
  • Her lively and pleasant Manners--Her Reading and Decision--Her
  • Intercourse with different Classes of Society--Her Kind of
  • Character--The favoured Lover--Her Management of him: his of
  • her--After one Period, Clelia with an Attorney: her Manner and
  • Situation there--Another such Period, when her Fortune still
  • declines--Mistress of an Inn--A Widow--Another such Interval: she
  • becomes poor and infirm, but still vain and frivolous--The fallen
  • Vanity--Admitted into the House; meets Blaney.
  • LETTER XV.
  • _CLELIA._
  • We had a sprightly nymph--in every town
  • Are some such sprights, who wander up and down;
  • She had her useful arts, and could contrive,
  • In time's despite, to stay at twenty-five;--
  • "Here will I rest; move on, thou lying year,
  • This is mine age, and I will rest me here."
  • Arch was her look, and she had pleasant ways
  • Your good opinion of her heart to raise;
  • Her speech was lively, and with ease express'd,
  • And well she judged the tempers she address'd: 10
  • If some soft stripling had her keenness felt,
  • She knew the way to make his anger melt;
  • Wit was allow'd her, though but few could bring
  • Direct example of a witty thing;
  • 'Twas that gay, pleasant, smart, engaging speech,
  • Her beaux admired, and just within their reach;
  • Not indiscreet, perhaps, but yet more free
  • Than prudish nymphs allow their wit to be.
  • Novels and plays, with poems, old and new,
  • Were all the books our nymph attended to; 20
  • Yet from the press no treatise issued forth,
  • But she would speak precisely of its worth.
  • She with the London stage familiar grew,
  • And every actor's name and merit knew;
  • She told how this or that their part mistook,
  • And of the rival Romeos gave the look;
  • Of either house 'twas hers the strength to see,
  • Then judge with candour--"Drury-Lane for me."
  • What made this knowledge, what this skill complete?
  • A fortnight's visit in Whitechapel-street. 30
  • Her place in life was rich and poor between,
  • With those a favourite, and with these a queen;
  • She could her parts assume, and condescend
  • To friends more humble while an humble friend;
  • And thus a welcome, lively guest could pass,
  • Threading her pleasant way from class to class.
  • "Her reputation?"--That was like her wit,
  • And seem'd her manner and her state to fit;
  • Something there was--what, none presumed to say:
  • Clouds lightly passing on a smiling day-- 40
  • Whispers and hints which went from ear to ear,
  • And mix'd reports no judge on earth could clear.
  • But of each sex a friendly number press'd
  • To joyous banquets this alluring guest.
  • There, if, indulging mirth and freed from awe,
  • If, pleasing all and pleased with all she saw,
  • Her speech were free, and such as freely dwelt
  • On the same feelings all around her felt;
  • Or if some fond presuming favourite tried
  • To come so near as once to be denied; 50
  • Yet not with brow so stern or speech so nice,
  • But that he ventured on denial twice:--
  • If these have been, and so has scandal taught,
  • Yet malice never found the proof she sought.
  • But then came one, the Lovelace of his day,
  • Rich, proud, and crafty, handsome, brave, and gay;
  • Yet loved he not those labour'd plans and arts,
  • But left the business to the ladies' hearts,
  • And, when he found them in a proper train,
  • He thought all else superfluous and vain. 60
  • But in that training he was deeply taught,
  • And rarely fail'd of gaining all he sought;
  • He knew how far directly on to go;
  • How to recede and dally to and fro;
  • How to make all the passions his allies, }
  • And, when he saw them in contention rise, }
  • To watch the wrought-up heart, and conquer by surprise. }
  • Our heroine fear'd him not; it was her part,
  • To make sure conquest of such gentle heart--
  • Of one so mild and humble; for she saw 70
  • In Henry's eye a love chastised by awe.
  • Her thoughts of virtue were not all sublime,
  • Nor virtuous all her thoughts; 'twas now her time
  • To bait each hook, in every way to please,
  • And the rich prize with dext'rous hand to seize.
  • She had no virgin-terrors; she could stray
  • In all love's maze, nor fear to lose her way;
  • Nay, could go near the precipice, nor dread
  • A failing caution or a giddy head;
  • She'd fix her eyes upon the roaring flood, 80
  • And dance upon the brink where danger stood.
  • 'Twas nature all, she judged, in one so young,
  • To drop the eye and falter in the tongue;
  • To be about to take, and then command
  • His daring wish, and only view the hand:
  • Yes! all was nature; it became a maid
  • Of gentle soul t' encourage love afraid.--
  • He, so unlike the confident and bold,
  • Would fly in mute despair to find her cold:
  • The young and tender germ requires the sun 90
  • To make it spread; it must be smiled upon.
  • Thus the kind virgin gentle means devised
  • To gain a heart so fond, a hand so prized;
  • More gentle still she grew; to change her way
  • Would cause confusion, danger and delay:
  • Thus, (an increase of gentleness her mode,)
  • She took a plain, unvaried, certain road,
  • And every hour believed success was near,
  • Till there was nothing left to hope or fear.
  • It must be own'd that in this strife of hearts, 100
  • Man has advantage--has superior arts.
  • The lover's aim is to the nymph unknown,
  • Nor is she always certain of her own;
  • Or has her fears, nor these can so disguise, }
  • But he who searches, reads them in her eyes, }
  • In the avenging frown, in the regretting sighs: }
  • These are his signals, and he learns to steer
  • The straighter course whenever they appear.
  • * * * * *
  • "Pass we ten years, and what was Clelia's fate?"
  • At an attorney's board alert she sate, 110
  • Not legal mistress: he with other men
  • Once sought her hand, but other views were then;
  • And when he knew he might the bliss command,
  • He other [blessing] sought, without the hand;
  • For still he felt alive the lambent flame,
  • And offer'd her a home--and home she came.
  • There, though her higher friendships lived no more,
  • She loved to speak of what she shared before--
  • "Of the dear Lucy, heiress of the hall-- }
  • Of good Sir Peter--of their annual ball, 120 }
  • And the fair countess!--Oh! she loved them all!" }
  • The humbler clients of her friend would stare,
  • The knowing smile--but neither caused her care;
  • She brought her spirits to her humble state,
  • And soothed with idle dreams her frowning fate.
  • * * * * *
  • "Ten summers pass'd, and how was Clelia then?"
  • Alas! she suffer'd in this trying ten;
  • The pair had parted: who to him attend,
  • Must judge the nymph unfaithful to her friend;
  • But who on her would equal faith bestow, 130
  • Would think him rash--and surely she must know.
  • Then as a matron Clelia taught a school,
  • But nature gave not talents fit for rule.
  • Yet now, though marks of wasting years were seen,
  • Some touch of sorrow, some attack of spleen;
  • Still there was life, a spirit quick and gay,
  • And lively speech and elegant array.
  • The Griffin's landlord these allured so far,
  • He made her mistress of his heart and bar;
  • He had no idle retrospective whim, 140
  • Till she was his, her deeds concern'd not him.
  • So far was well,--but Clelia thought not fit
  • (In all the Griffin needed) to submit:
  • Gaily to dress and in the bar preside,
  • Soothed the poor spirit of degraded pride;
  • But cooking, waiting, welcoming a crew
  • Of noisy guests, were arts she never knew:
  • Hence daily wars, with temporary truce,
  • His vulgar insult, and her keen abuse;
  • And as their spirits wasted in the strife, 150
  • Both took the Griffin's ready aid of life;
  • But she with greater prudence--Harry tried
  • More powerful aid, and in the trial died;
  • Yet drew down vengeance: in no distant time,
  • Th' insolvent Griffin struck his wings sublime;--
  • Forth from her palace walk'd th' ejected queen,
  • And show'd to frowning fate a look serene;
  • Gay spite of time, though poor, yet well attired,
  • Kind without love, and vain if not admired.
  • * * * * *
  • Another term is past; ten other years 160
  • In various trials, troubles, views, and fears.
  • Of these some pass'd in small attempts at trade;
  • Houses she kept for widowers lately made;
  • For now she said, "They'll miss th' endearing friend,
  • And I'll be there the soften'd heart to bend."
  • And true a part was done as Clelia plann'd--
  • The heart was soften'd, but she miss'd the hand.
  • She wrote a novel, and Sir Denys said,
  • The dedication was the best he read;
  • But Edgeworths, Smiths, and Radcliffes so engross'd 170
  • The public ear, that all her pains were lost.
  • To keep a toy-shop was attempt the last,
  • There too she fail'd, and schemes and hopes were past.
  • Now friendless, sick and old, and wanting bread,
  • The first-born tears of fallen pride were shed--
  • True, bitter tears; and yet that wounded pride,
  • Among the poor, for poor distinctions sigh'd.
  • Though now her tales were to her audience fit;
  • Though loud her tones, and vulgar grown her wit;
  • Though now her dress--(but let me not explain 180
  • The piteous patch-work of the needy-vain,
  • The flirtish form to coarse materials lent,
  • And one poor robe through fifty fashions sent;)
  • Though all within was sad, without was mean--
  • Still 'twas her wish, her comfort to be seen:
  • She would to plays on lowest terms resort,
  • Where once her box was to the beaux a court;
  • And, strange delight! to that same house where she
  • Join'd in the dance, all gaiety and glee,
  • Now, with the menials crowding to the wall, 190
  • She'd see, not share, the pleasures of the ball,
  • And with degraded vanity unfold,
  • How she too triumphed in the years of old.
  • To her poor friends 'tis now her pride to tell
  • On what a height she stood before she fell;
  • At church she points to one tall seat, and "There
  • We sat," she cries, "when my papa was mayor."
  • Not quite correct in what she now relates,
  • She alters persons, and she forges dates;
  • And, finding memory's weaker help decay'd, 200
  • She boldly calls invention to her aid.
  • Touch'd by the pity he had felt before,
  • For her Sir Denys op'd the alms-house door.
  • "With all her faults," he said, "the woman knew
  • How to distinguish--had a manner too;
  • And, as they say she is allied to some
  • In decent station--let the creature come."
  • Here she and Blaney meet, and take their view
  • Of all the pleasures they would still pursue.
  • Hour after hour they sit, and nothing hide 210
  • Of vices past; their follies are their pride;
  • What to the sober and the cool are crimes,
  • They boast--exulting in those happy times;
  • The darkest deeds no indignation raise,
  • The purest virtue never wins their praise;
  • But still they on their ancient joys dilate, }
  • Still with regret departed glories state, }
  • And mourn their grievous fall, and curse their rigorous fate. }
  • LETTER XVI.
  • _INHABITANTS OF THE ALMS-HOUSE._
  • BENBOW.
  • Thou art the Knight of the Burning Lamp[....] ... If thou [wert] any
  • way given to virtue, I would swear by thy face; my oath should be by
  • this fire. [....] a perpetual triumph, [ ...] Thou hast saved me a
  • thousand marks in links and torches, walking [with thee in the] night
  • betwixt tavern and tavern ...
  • _Shakspeare_ [Henry IV. Part I. Act III. Sc. 3].
  • Ebrietas tibi fida comes, tibi Luxus, et atris
  • Circa te semper volitans Infamia pennis.
  • _Silius Italicus_ [Punica, Lib, V. vv. 96-7].
  • Benbow, an improper Companion for the Badgemen of the Alms-house--He
  • resembles Bardolph--Left in Trade by his Father--Contracts useless
  • Friendships--His Friends drink with him, and employ others--Called
  • worthy and honest! Why--Effect of Wine on the Mind of
  • Man--Benbow's common Subject--the Praise of departed Friends and
  • Patrons--'Squire Asgill, at the Grange: his Manners, Servants,
  • Friends--True to his Church: ought therefore to be spared--His
  • Son's different Conduct--Vexation of the Father's Spirit if
  • admitted to see the Alteration--Captain Dowling, a boon Companion,
  • ready to drink at all Times, and with any Company; famous in his
  • Club-room--His easy Departure--Dolley Murrey, a Maiden advanced in
  • Years: abides by Ratafia and Cards--Her free Manners--Her Skill in
  • the Game--Her Preparation and Death--Benbow, how interrupted; his
  • Submission.
  • LETTER XVI.
  • _BENBOW._
  • See yonder badgeman, with that glowing face,
  • A meteor shining in this sober place!
  • Vast sums were paid, and many years were past,
  • Ere gems so rich around their radiance cast!
  • Such was the fiery front that Bardolph wore,
  • Guiding his master to the tavern-door;
  • There first that meteor rose, and there alone,
  • In its due place, the rich effulgence shone.
  • But this strange fire the seat of peace invades,
  • And shines portentous in these solemn shades. 10
  • Benbow, a boon companion, long approved
  • By jovial sets, and (as he thought) beloved,
  • Was judged as one to joy and friendship prone,
  • And deem'd injurious to himself alone;
  • Gen'rous and free, he paid but small regard
  • To trade, and fail'd; and some declared "'twas hard."
  • These were his friends--his foes conceived the case
  • Of common kind; he sought and found disgrace;
  • The reasoning few, who neither scorn'd nor loved,
  • His feelings pitied and his faults reproved. 20
  • Benbow, the father, left possessions fair,
  • A worthy name and business to his heir;
  • Benbow, the son, those fair possessions sold,
  • And lost his credit, while he spent the gold.
  • He was a jovial trader: men enjoy'd
  • The night with him; his day was unemploy'd;
  • So, when his credit and his cash were spent,
  • Here, by mistaken pity, he was sent;
  • Of late he came, with passions unsubdued, }
  • And shared and cursed the hated solitude, 30 }
  • Where gloomy thoughts arise, where grievous cares intrude. }
  • Known but in drink--he found an easy friend,
  • Well pleased his worth and honour to commend;
  • And, thus inform'd, the guardian of the trust
  • Heard the applause and said the claim was just;
  • A worthy soul! unfitted for the strife,
  • Care and contention of a busy life;--
  • Worthy, and why?--that o'er the midnight bowl
  • He made his friend the partner of his soul,
  • And any man his friend;--then thus in glee, 40
  • "I speak my mind; I love the truth," quoth he;
  • Till 'twas his fate that useful truth to find,
  • 'Tis sometimes prudent not to speak the mind.
  • With wine inflated, man is all upblown,
  • And feels a power which he believes his own;
  • With fancy soaring to the skies, he thinks
  • His all the virtues all the while he drinks;
  • But when the gas from the balloon is gone,
  • When sober thoughts and serious cares come on,
  • Where then the worth that in himself he found?-- 50
  • Vanish'd--and he sank grov'ling on the ground.
  • Still some conceit will Benbow's mind inflate; }
  • Poor as he is--'tis pleasant to relate }
  • The joys he once possess'd: it soothes his present state. }
  • Seated with some grey beadsman, he regrets
  • His former feasting, though it swell'd his debts;
  • Topers once famed, his friends in earlier days,
  • Well he describes, and thinks description praise:
  • Each hero's worth with much delight he paints;
  • Martyrs they were, and he would make them saints. 60
  • "Alas! alas!" Old England now may say,
  • "My glory withers; it has had its day:
  • We're fallen on evil times; men read and think;
  • Our bold forefathers loved to fight and drink.
  • "Then lived the good 'Squire Asgill--what a change
  • Has death and fashion shown us at the Grange!
  • He bravely thought it best became his rank,
  • That all his tenants and his tradesmen drank;
  • He was delighted from his favourite room
  • To see them 'cross the park go daily home, 70
  • Praising aloud the liquor and the host,
  • And striving who should venerate him most.
  • "No pride had he, and there was difference small }
  • Between the master's and the servants' hall; }
  • And here or there the guests were welcome all. }
  • Of Heaven's free gifts he took no special care;
  • He never quarrel'd for a simple hare;
  • But sought, by giving sport, a sportsman's name,
  • Himself a poacher, though at other game.
  • He never planted nor inclosed--his trees 80
  • Grew like himself, untroubled and at ease;
  • Bounds of all kinds he hated, and had felt
  • Choked and imprison'd in a modern belt,
  • Which some rare genius now has twined about
  • The good old house, to keep old neighbours out;
  • Along his valleys, in the evening hours,
  • The borough-damsels stray'd to gather flowers,
  • Or by the brakes and brushwood of the park,
  • To take their pleasant rambles in the dark.
  • "Some prudes, of rigid kind, forbore to call 90
  • On the kind females--favourites at the hall;
  • But better natures saw, with much delight,
  • The different orders of mankind unite;
  • 'Twas schooling pride to see the footman wait,
  • Smile on his sister and receive her plate.
  • "His worship ever was a churchman true,
  • He held in scorn the methodistic crew;
  • 'May God defend the Church, and save the King,'
  • He'd pray devoutly and divinely sing.
  • Admit that he the holy day would spend 100
  • As priests approved not--still he was a friend.
  • Much then I blame the preacher, as too nice,
  • To call such trifles by the name of vice,
  • Hinting, though gently and with cautious speech,
  • Of good example--'tis their trade to preach;
  • But still 'twas pity, when the worthy 'squire
  • Stuck to the church: what more could they require?
  • 'Twas almost joining that fanatic crew,
  • To throw such morals at his honour's pew;
  • A weaker man, had he been so reviled, 110
  • Had left the place--he only swore and smiled.
  • "But think, ye rectors and ye curates, think,
  • Who are your friends, and at their frailties wink;
  • Conceive not--mounted on your Sunday-throne,
  • Your fire-brands fall upon your foes alone;
  • They strike your patrons--and, should all withdraw
  • In whom your wisdoms may discern a flaw,
  • You would the flower of all your audience lose,
  • And spend your crackers on their empty pews,
  • "The father dead, the son has found a wife, 120
  • And lives a formal, proud, unsocial life;--
  • The lands are now enclosed; the tenants all,
  • Save at a rent-day, never see the hall;
  • No lass is suffer'd o'er the walks to come,
  • And, if there's love, they have it all at home.
  • "Oh! could the ghost of our good 'squire arise,
  • And see such change, would it believe its eyes?
  • Would it not glide about from place to place,
  • And mourn the manners of a feebler race?
  • At that long table, where the servants found 130
  • Mirth and abundance while the year went round;
  • Where a huge pollard on the winter-fire
  • At a huge distance made them all retire;
  • Where not a measure in the room was kept,
  • And but one rule--they tippled till they slept:
  • There would it see a pale old hag preside,
  • A thing made up of stinginess and pride;
  • Who carves the meat, as if the flesh could feel,
  • Careless whose flesh must miss the plenteous meal.
  • Here would the ghost a small coal-fire behold, 140
  • Not fit to keep one body from the cold;
  • Then would it flit to higher rooms, and stay
  • To view a dull, dress'd company at play;
  • All the old comfort, all the genial fare
  • For ever gone! how sternly would it stare;
  • And, though it might not to their view appear,
  • 'Twould cause among them lassitude and fear;
  • Then wait to see--where he delight has seen--
  • The dire effect of fretfulness and spleen.
  • "Such were the worthies of these better days; 150
  • We had their blessings--they shall have our praise.--
  • "Of Captain Dowling would you hear me speak?
  • I'd sit and sing his praises for a week:
  • He was a man, and man-like all his joy,--
  • I'm led to question, was he ever boy?
  • Beef was his breakfast;--if from sea and salt,
  • It relish'd better with his wine of malt;
  • Then, till he dined, if walking in or out,
  • Whether the gravel teased him or the gout,
  • Though short in wind and flannel'd every limb, 160
  • He drank with all who had concerns with him:
  • Whatever trader, agent, merchant, came,
  • They found him ready, every hour the same;
  • Whatever liquors might between them pass,
  • He took them all, and never balk'd his glass;
  • Nay, with the seamen working in the ship,
  • At their request, he'd share the grog and flip.
  • But in the club-room was his chief delight,
  • And punch the favourite liquor of the night;
  • Man after man they from the trial shrank, 170
  • And Dowling ever was the last who drank.
  • Arrived at home, he, ere he sought his bed,
  • With pipe and brandy would compose his head;
  • Then half an hour was o'er the news beguiled,
  • When he retired as harmless as a child.
  • Set but aside the gravel and the gout,
  • And breathing short--his sand ran fairly out.
  • "At fifty-five we lost him--after that
  • Life grows insipid and its pleasures flat;
  • He had indulged in all that man can have, 180
  • He did not drop a dotard to his grave;
  • Still to the last, his feet upon the chair,
  • With rattling lungs now gone beyond repair;
  • When on each feature death had fix'd his stamp,
  • And not a doctor could the body vamp;
  • Still at the last, to his beloved bowl
  • He clung, and cheer'd the sadness of his soul;
  • For, though a man may not have much to fear,
  • Yet death looks ugly, when the view is near.
  • --'I go,' he said, 'but still my friends shall say, 190
  • 'Twas as a man--I did not sneak away;
  • An honest life with worthy souls I've spent--
  • Come, fill my glass;'--he took it, and he went.--
  • "Poor Dolly Murrey!--I might live to see
  • My hundredth year, but no such lass as she.
  • Easy by nature, in her humour gay,
  • She chose her comforts, ratafia and play:
  • She loved the social game, the decent glass;
  • And was a jovial, friendly, laughing lass.
  • We sat not then at Whist demure and still, 200
  • But pass'd the pleasant hours at gay Quadrille;
  • Lame in her side, we placed her in her seat,
  • Her hands were free, she cared not for her feet;
  • As the game ended, came the glass around,
  • (So was the loser cheer'd, the winner crown'd.)
  • Mistress of secrets, both the young and old
  • In her confided--not a tale she told;
  • Love never made impression on her mind,
  • She held him weak, and all his captives blind;
  • She suffered no man her free soul to vex, 210
  • Free from the weakness of her gentle sex;
  • One with whom ours unmoved conversing sate,
  • In cool discussion or in free debate.
  • "Once in her chair we'd placed the good old lass,
  • Where first she took her preparation glass;
  • By lucky thought she'd been that day at prayers,
  • And long before had fix'd her small affairs;
  • So all was easy--on her cards she cast
  • A smiling look; I saw the thought that pass'd:
  • 'A king,' she call'd;--though conscious of her skill, 220
  • 'Do more,' I answer'd--'More?' she said; 'I will;'
  • And more she did--cards answer'd to her call,
  • She saw the mighty to her mightier fall:
  • 'A vole! a vole!' she cried, ''tis fairly won,
  • My game is ended and my work is done.'--
  • This said, she gently, with a single sigh,
  • Died as one taught and practised how to die.
  • "Such were the dead-departed; I survive,
  • To breathe in pain among the dead-alive."
  • The bell then call'd these ancient men to pray; 230 }
  • "Again!" said Benbow--"tolls it every day? }
  • Where is the life I led?"--He sigh'd, and walk'd his way. }
  • LETTER XVII.
  • _THE HOSPITAL AND GOVERNORS._
  • Blessed be the man [that] provideth for the sick and needy: the Lord
  • shall deliver him in [the] time of trouble.
  • [Communion Service, [Ps. xli. v. Prayer Book Version].]
  • Quas dederis, solas semper habebis opes.
  • _Martial_ [Lib. v. Epigr. xliii.].
  • Nil negat, et sese vel non poscentibus offert.
  • _Claudian_ [_in Eutrop._ Lib. i. v. 365].
  • Decipias alios verbis voltuque benigno;
  • Nam mihi jam notus dissimulator eris.
  • _Martial_ [Lib. iv. Epigr. lxxxix.].
  • Christian Charity anxious to provide for future as well as present
  • Miseries--Hence the Hospital for the Diseased--Description of a
  • recovered Patient--The Building: how erected--The Patrons and
  • Governors--Eusebius--The more active Manager of Business a moral
  • and correct Contributor--One of different Description--Good the
  • Result, however intermixed with Imperfection.
  • LETTER XVII.
  • _THE HOSPITAL AND GOVERNORS._
  • An ardent spirit dwells with Christian love,
  • The eagle's vigour in the pitying dove;
  • 'Tis not enough that we with sorrow sigh,
  • That we the wants of pleading man supply;
  • That we in sympathy with sufferers feel,
  • Nor hear a grief without a wish to heal.
  • Not these suffice--to sickness, pain, and wo,
  • The Christian spirit loves with aid to go;
  • Will not be sought, waits not for want to plead,
  • But seeks the duty--nay, prevents the need; 10
  • Her utmost aid to every ill applies,
  • And plans relief for coming miseries.
  • Hence yonder building rose: on either side
  • Far stretch'd the wards, all airy, warm, and wide;
  • And every ward has beds by comfort spread,
  • And smooth'd for him who suffers on the bed.
  • There have all kindness, most relief--for some
  • Is cure complete--it is the sufferer's home:
  • Fevers and chronic ills, corroding pains,
  • Each accidental mischief man sustains; 20
  • Fractures and wounds, and wither'd limbs and lame,
  • With all that, slow or sudden, vex our frame,
  • Have here attendance--here the sufferers lie }
  • (Where love and science every aid apply), }
  • And heal'd with rapture live, or soothed by comfort die. }
  • See one relieved from anguish, and to-day
  • Allow'd to walk and look an hour away;
  • Two months confined by fever, frenzy, pain,
  • He comes abroad and is himself again:
  • 'Twas in the spring, when carried to the place, 30
  • The snow fell down and melted in his face.
  • 'Tis summer now; all objects gay and new;
  • Smiling alike the viewer and the view:
  • He stops as one unwilling to advance,
  • Without another and another glance;
  • With what a pure and simple joy he sees
  • Those sheep and cattle browzing at their ease;
  • Easy himself, there's nothing breathes or moves
  • But he would cherish--all that lives he loves:
  • Observing every ward as round he goes, 40
  • He thinks what pain, what danger they enclose;
  • Warm in his wish for all who suffer there,
  • At every view he meditates a prayer:
  • No evil counsels in his breast abide,
  • There joy, and love, and gratitude reside.
  • The wish that Roman necks in one were found,
  • That he who form'd the wish might deal the wound,
  • This man had never heard; but of the kind,
  • Is that desire which rises in his mind;
  • He'd have all English hands (for further he 50
  • Cannot conceive extends our charity),
  • All but his own, in one right-hand to grow,
  • And then what hearty shake would he bestow!
  • "How rose the building?"--Piety first laid
  • A strong foundation, but she wanted aid;
  • To Wealth unwieldy was her prayer address'd,
  • Who largely gave, and she the donor bless'd.
  • Unwieldy Wealth then to his couch withdrew,
  • And took the sweetest sleep he ever knew.
  • Then busy Vanity sustain'd her part, 60
  • "And much," she said, "it moved her tender heart;
  • To her all kinds of man's distress were known,
  • And all her heart adopted as its own."
  • Then Science came--his talents he display'd,
  • And Charity with joy the dome survey'd;
  • Skill, Wealth, and Vanity, obtain the fame,
  • And Piety, the joy that makes no claim.
  • Patrons there are, and governors, from whom
  • The greater aid and guiding orders come;
  • Who voluntary cares and labours take, 70
  • The sufferers' servants for the service' sake.
  • Of these a part I give you--but a part--
  • Some hearts are hidden; some have not a heart.
  • First let me praise--for so I best shall paint--
  • That pious moralist, that reasoning saint!
  • Can I of worth like thine, Eusebius, speak?
  • The man is willing, but the muse is weak;--
  • 'Tis thine to wait on wo! to soothe! to heal!
  • With learning social, and polite with zeal:
  • In thy pure breast although the passions dwell, 80
  • They're train'd by virtue and no more rebel;
  • But have so long been active on her side,
  • That passion now might be itself the guide.
  • Law, conscience, honour, all obey'd; all give
  • Th' approving voice, and make it bliss to live;
  • While faith, when life can nothing more supply,
  • Shall strengthen hope, and make it bliss to die.
  • He preaches, speaks and writes with manly sense--
  • No weak neglect, no laboured eloquence;
  • Goodness and wisdom are in all his ways, 90
  • The rude revere him and the wicked praise.
  • Upon humility his virtues grow,
  • And tower so high because so fix'd below;
  • As wider spreads the oak his boughs around,
  • When deeper with his roots he digs the solid ground.
  • By him, from ward to ward, is every aid
  • The sufferer needs with every care convey'd.
  • Like the good tree he brings his treasure forth,
  • And, like the tree, unconscious of his worth;
  • Meek as the poorest Publican is he, 100
  • And strict as lives the straitest Pharisee;
  • Of both, in him unite the better part--
  • The blameless conduct and the humble heart.
  • Yet he escapes not; he, with some, is wise
  • In carnal things, and loves to moralize;
  • Others can doubt, if all that Christian care
  • Has not its price--there's something he may share.
  • But this, and ill severer, he sustains,
  • As gold the fire, and as unhurt remains;
  • When most reviled, although he feels the smart, 110
  • It wakes to nobler deeds the wounded heart,
  • As the rich olive, beaten for its fruit,
  • Puts forth at every bruise a bearing shoot.
  • A second friend we have, whose care and zeal
  • But few can equal--few indeed can feel.
  • He lived a life obscure, and profits made
  • In the coarse habits of a vulgar trade.
  • His brother, master of a hoy, he loved
  • So well, that he the calling disapproved:
  • "Alas! poor Tom!" the landman oft would sigh, 120
  • When the gale freshen'd and the waves ran high;
  • And when they parted, with a tear he'd say,
  • "No more adventure!--here in safety stay."
  • Nor did he feign; with more than half he had,
  • He would have kept the seaman, and been glad.
  • Alas! how few resist, when strongly tried!--
  • A rich relation's nearer kinsman died;
  • He sicken'd, and to him the landman went,
  • And all his hours with cousin Ephraim spent.
  • This Thomas heard, and cared not: "I," quoth he, 130
  • "Have one in port upon the watch for me."
  • So Ephraim died, and, when the will was shown,
  • Isaac, the landman, had the whole his own:
  • Who to his brother sent a moderate purse,
  • Which he return'd, in anger, with his curse;
  • Then went to sea, and made his grog so strong,
  • He died before he could forgive the wrong.
  • The rich man built a house, both large and high,
  • He enter'd in and set him down to sigh;
  • He planted ample woods and gardens fair, 140
  • And walk'd with anguish and compunction there:
  • The rich man's pines, to every friend a treat,
  • He saw with pain, and he refused to eat;
  • His daintiest food, his richest wines, were all
  • Turn'd by remorse to vinegar and gall:
  • The softest down, by living body press'd,
  • The rich man bought, and tried to take his rest;
  • But care had thorns upon his pillow spread,
  • And scatter'd sand and nettles in his bed.
  • Nervous he grew--would often sigh and groan, 150
  • He talk'd but little, and he walk'd alone;
  • Till by his priest convinced, that from one deed
  • Of genuine love would joy and health proceed;
  • He from that time with care and zeal began
  • To seek and soothe the grievous ills of man;
  • And, as his hands their aid to grief apply,
  • He learns to smile and he forgets to sigh.
  • Now he can drink his wine and taste his food.
  • And feel the blessings Heav'n has dealt are good;
  • And, since the suffering seek the rich man's door, 160
  • He sleeps as soundly as when young and poor.
  • Here much he gives--is urgent more to gain;
  • He begs--rich beggars seldom sue in vain;
  • Preachers most famed he moves, the crowd to move,
  • And never wearies in the work of love;
  • He rules all business, settles all affairs,
  • He makes collections, he directs repairs;
  • And if he wrong'd one brother--Heav'n forgive
  • The man by whom so many brethren live!
  • * * * * *
  • Then, 'mid our signatures, a name appears 170
  • Of one for wisdom famed above his years;
  • And these were forty: he was from his youth
  • A patient searcher after useful truth:
  • To language little of his time he gave,
  • To science less, nor was the muse's slave;
  • Sober and grave, his college sent him down,
  • A fair example for his native town.
  • Slowly he speaks, and with such solemn air,
  • You'd think a Socrates or Solon there,
  • For though a Christian, he's disposed to draw 180
  • His rules from reason's and from nature's law.
  • "Know," he exclaims, "my fellow mortals, know,
  • Virtue alone is happiness below;
  • And what is virtue? Prudence, first to choose
  • Life's real good--the evil to refuse;
  • Add justice then, the eager hand to hold,
  • To curb the lust of power and thirst of gold;
  • Join temp'rance next, that cheerful health insures,
  • And fortitude unmoved, that conquers or endures."
  • He speaks, and lo!--the very man you see: 190
  • Prudent and temperate, just and patient he;
  • By prudence taught his worldly wealth to keep,
  • No folly wastes, no avarice swells the heap:
  • He no man's debtor, no man's patron lives;
  • Save sound advice, he neither asks nor gives;
  • By no vain thoughts or erring fancy sway'd,
  • His words are weighty, or at least are weigh'd;
  • Temp'rate in every place--abroad, at home,
  • Thence will applause, and hence will profit come;
  • And health from either he in time prepares 200
  • For sickness, age, and their attendant cares,
  • But not for fancy's ills;--he never grieves
  • For love that wounds or friendship that deceives;
  • His patient soul endures what Heav'n ordains,
  • But neither feels nor fears ideal pains.
  • "Is aught then wanted in a man so wise?"--
  • Alas!--I think he wants infirmities;
  • He wants the ties that knit us to our kind--
  • The cheerful, tender, soft, complacent mind,
  • That would the feelings, which he dreads, excite, 210
  • And make the virtues he approves delight;
  • What dying martyrs, saints, and patriots feel--
  • The strength of action and the warmth of zeal.
  • Again attend!--and see a man whose cares
  • Are nicely placed on either world's affairs.--
  • Merchant and saint, 'tis doubtful if he knows
  • To which account he most regard bestows;
  • Of both he keeps his ledger:--there he reads
  • Of gainful ventures and of godly deeds;
  • There all he gets or loses find a place-- 220
  • A lucky bargain and a lack of grace.
  • The joys above this prudent man invite
  • To pay his tax--devotion!--day and night;
  • The pains of hell his timid bosom awe,
  • And force obedience to the church's law:
  • Hence that continual thought, that solemn air,
  • Those sad good works, and that laborious prayer.
  • All these (when conscience, waken'd and afraid
  • To think how avarice calls and is obey'd)
  • He in his journal finds, and for his grief 230
  • Obtains the transient opium of relief.
  • "Sink not, my soul!--my spirit, rise and look
  • O'er the fair entries of this precious book:
  • Here are the sins, our debts;--this fairer side
  • Has what to carnal wish our strength denied;
  • Has those religious duties every day
  • Paid--which so few upon the sabbath pay;
  • Here too are conquests over frail desires,
  • Attendance due on all the church requires;
  • Then alms I give--for I believe the word 240
  • Of holy writ, and lend unto the Lord--
  • And, if not all th' importunate demand,
  • The fear of want restrains my ready hand;
  • --Behold what sums I to the poor resign,
  • Sums placed in Heaven's own book, as well as mine!
  • Rest, then, my spirit!--fastings, prayers, and alms,
  • Will soon suppress these idly-raised alarms,
  • And, weigh'd against our frailties, set in view
  • A noble balance in our favour due.
  • Add that I yearly here affix my name, 250
  • Pledge for large payment--not from love of fame,
  • But to make peace within;--that peace to make,
  • What sums I lavish! and what gains forsake!
  • Cheer up, my heart!--let's cast off every doubt,
  • Pray without dread, and place our money out."
  • Such the religion of a mind that steers
  • Its way to bliss, between its hopes and fears;
  • Whose passions in due bounds each other keep,
  • And, thus subdued, they murmur till they sleep;
  • Whose virtues all their certain limits know, 260
  • Like well-dried herbs that neither fade nor grow;
  • Who for success and safety ever tries,
  • And with both worlds alternately complies.
  • Such are the guardians of this bless'd estate;
  • Whate'er without, they're praised within the gate;
  • That they are men, and have their faults, is true,
  • But here their worth alone appears in view:
  • The Muse indeed, who reads the very breast,
  • Has something of the secrets there express'd,
  • But yet in charity;--and, when she sees 270
  • Such means for joy or comfort, health or ease,
  • And knows how much united minds effect,
  • She almost dreads their failings to detect;
  • But truth commands:--in man's erroneous kind,
  • Virtues and frailties mingle in the mind;
  • Happy, when fears to public spirit move,
  • And even vices to the work of love!
  • LETTER XVIII.
  • _THE POOR AND THEIR DWELLINGS._
  • Bene paupertas
  • Humili tecto contenta latet.
  • _Seneca_ [Octavia, Act V. vv. 895-6].
  • Omnes quibu' res sunt minu' secundæ, magi' sunt, nescio quo modo,
  • Suspiciosi; ad contumeliam omnia accipiunt magis;
  • Propter suam impotentiam se semper credunt negligi.
  • _Terent. in Adelph._ Act 4. Sc. 3 [vv. 12-4].
  • Show not to the poor thy pride,
  • Let their home a cottage be;
  • Nor the feeble body hide
  • In a palace fit for thee;
  • Let him not about him see
  • Lofty ceilings, ample halls,
  • Or a gate his boundary be,
  • Where nor friend or kinsman calls.
  • Let him not one walk behold,
  • That only one which he must tread,
  • Nor a chamber large and cold,
  • Better far his humble shed,
  • Where the aged and sick are led;
  • Humble sheds of neighbours by,
  • And the old and tatter'd bed,
  • Where he sleeps and hopes to die.
  • To quit of torpid sluggishness the [lair],
  • And from the pow'rful arms of sloth [get] free,
  • 'Tis rising from the dead--Alas! it cannot be.
  • _Thomson's Castle of Indolence_ [Canto II. ll. 59-61].
  • The Method of treating the Borough Paupers--Many maintained at their
  • own Dwellings--Some Characters of the Poor--The School-mistress,
  • when aged--The Idiot--The poor Sailor--The declined Tradesman and
  • his Companion--This contrasted with the Maintenance of the Poor in
  • a common Mansion erected by the Hundred--The Objections to this
  • Method: not Want, nor Cruelty, but the necessary Evils of this
  • Mode--What they are--Instances of the Evil--A Return to the
  • Borough Poor--The Dwellings of these--The Lanes and By-ways--No
  • Attention here paid to Convenience--The Pools in the
  • Path-ways--Amusements of Sea-port Children--The Town-Flora--Herbs
  • on Walls and vacant Spaces--A female Inhabitant of an Alley--A
  • large Building let to several poor Inhabitants--Their Manners and
  • Habits.
  • LETTER XVIII.
  • _THE POOR AND THEIR DWELLINGS._
  • Yes! we've our Borough-vices, and I know
  • How far they spread, how rapidly they grow;
  • Yet think not virtue quits the busy place,
  • Nor charity, the virtues' crown and grace.
  • "Our poor how feed we?"--To the most we give
  • A weekly dole, and at their homes they live;--
  • Others together dwell--but when they come
  • To the low roof, they see a kind of home,
  • A social people whom they've ever known,
  • With their own thoughts and manners like their own. 10
  • At her old house, her dress, her air the same,
  • I see mine ancient letter-loving dame:
  • "Learning, my child," said she, "shall fame command;
  • Learning is better worth than house or land--
  • For houses perish, lands are gone and spent;
  • In learning then excel, for that's most excellent."
  • "And what her learning?"--'Tis with awe to look
  • In every verse throughout one sacred book;
  • From this her joy, her hope, her peace is sought:
  • This she has learn'd, and she is nobly taught. 20
  • If aught of mine have gain'd the public ear;
  • If RUTLAND deigns these humble Tales to hear;
  • If critics pardon what my friends approved,
  • Can I mine ancient widow pass unmoved?
  • Shall I not think what pains the matron took,
  • When first I trembled o'er the gilded book?
  • How she, all patient, both at eve and morn,
  • Her needle pointed at the guarding horn;
  • And how she soothed me, when, with study sad,
  • I labour'd on to reach the final zad? 30
  • Shall I not grateful still the dame survey,
  • And ask the muse the poet's debt to pay?
  • Nor I alone, who hold a trifler's pen,
  • But half our bench of wealthy, weighty men,
  • Who rule our Borough, who enforce our laws, }
  • They own the matron as the leading cause, }
  • And feel the pleasing debt, and pay the just applause: }
  • To her own house is borne the week's supply;
  • There she in credit lives, there hopes in peace to die.
  • With her a harmless idiot we behold, 40
  • Who hoards up silver shells for shining gold;
  • These he preserves, with unremitted care,
  • To buy a seat, and reign the Borough's mayor:
  • Alas!--who could th' ambitious changeling tell,
  • That what he sought our rulers dared to sell?
  • Near these a sailor in that hut of thatch
  • (A fish-boat's cabin is its nearest match)
  • Dwells, and the dungeon is to him a seat,
  • Large as he wishes--in his view complete.
  • A lockless coffer and a lidless hutch 50
  • That hold his stores, have room for twice as much;
  • His one spare shirt, long glass, and iron box,
  • Lie all in view; no need has he for locks.
  • Here he abides, and, as our strangers pass,
  • He shows the shipping, he presents the glass;
  • He makes (unask'd) their ports and business known,
  • And (kindly heard) turns quickly to his own.
  • Of noble captains--heroes every one--
  • You might as soon have made the steeple run:
  • And then his messmates, if you're pleased to stay, 60
  • He'll one by one the gallant souls display;
  • And as the story verges to an end,
  • He'll wind from deed to deed, from friend to friend;
  • He'll speak of those long lost, the brave of old,
  • As princes gen'rous and as heroes bold;
  • Then will his feelings rise, till you may trace
  • Gloom, like a cloud, frown o'er his manly face--
  • And then a tear or two, which sting his pride,
  • These he will dash indignantly aside,
  • And splice his tale;--now take him from his cot, 70
  • And for some cleaner [berth] exchange his lot,
  • How will he all that cruel aid deplore?
  • His heart will break, and he will fight no more.
  • Here is the poor old merchant: he declined,
  • And, as they say, is not in perfect mind;
  • In his poor house, with one poor maiden friend,
  • Quiet he paces to his journey's end.
  • Rich in his youth, he traded and he fail'd;
  • Again he tried, again his fate prevail'd;
  • His spirits low and his exertions small, 80
  • He fell perforce, he seem'd decreed to fall:
  • Like the gay knight, unapt to rise was he,
  • But downward sank with sad alacrity.
  • A borough-place we gain'd him--in disgrace
  • For gross neglect, he quickly lost the place;
  • But still he kept a kind of sullen pride,
  • Striving his wants to hinder or to hide.
  • At length, compell'd by very need, in grief
  • He wrote a proud petition for relief.
  • "He did suppose a fall, like his, would prove 90
  • Of force to wake their sympathy and love;
  • Would make them feel the changes all may know,
  • And stir them up a new regard to show."
  • His suit was granted;--to an ancient maid,
  • Relieved herself, relief for him was paid.
  • Here they together (meet companions) dwell,
  • And dismal tales of man's misfortunes tell:
  • "'Twas not a world for them, God help them! they
  • Could not deceive, nor flatter, nor betray;
  • But there's a happy change, a scene to come, 100
  • And they, God help them! shall be soon at home."
  • If these no pleasures nor enjoyments gain, }
  • Still none their spirits nor their speech restrain; }
  • They sigh at ease, 'mid comforts they complain. }
  • The poor will grieve, the poor will weep and sigh,
  • Both when they know, and when they know not why;
  • But we our bounty with such care bestow,
  • That cause for grieving they shall seldom know.
  • Your plan I love not;--with a number you
  • Have placed your poor, your pitiable few; 110
  • There, in one house, throughout their lives to be--
  • The pauper-palace which they hate to see;
  • That giant-building, that high-bounding wall,
  • Those bare-worn walks, that lofty thund'ring hall!
  • That large loud clock, which tolls each dreaded hour;
  • Those gates and locks, and all those signs of power:
  • It is a prison, with a milder name,
  • Which few inhabit without dread or shame.
  • Be it agreed--the poor who hither come
  • Partake of plenty, seldom found at home; 120
  • That airy rooms and decent beds are meant
  • To give the poor by day, by night, content;
  • That none are frighten'd, once admitted here,
  • By the stern looks of lordly overseer;
  • Grant that the guardians of the place attend,
  • And ready ear to each petition lend;
  • That they desire the grieving poor to show
  • What ills they feel, what partial acts they know,
  • Not without promise, nay desire to heal
  • Each wrong they suffer and each wo they feel.-- 130
  • Alas! their sorrows in their bosoms dwell;
  • They've much to suffer, but have nought to tell;
  • They have no evil in the place to state,
  • And dare not say, it is the house they hate:
  • They own, there's granted all such place can give,
  • But live repining, for 'tis there they live.
  • Grandsires are there, who now no more must see, }
  • No more must nurse upon the trembling knee, }
  • The lost loved daughter's infant progeny: }
  • Like death's dread mansion, this allows not place 140
  • For joyful meetings of a kindred race.
  • Is not the matron there, to whom the son
  • Was wont at each declining day to run;
  • He (when his toil was over) gave delight,
  • By lifting up the latch, and one "good night"?
  • Yes, she is here; but nightly to her door
  • The son, still lab'ring, can return no more.
  • Widows are here, who in their huts were left,
  • Of husbands, children, plenty, ease bereft;
  • Yet all that grief within the humble shed 150
  • Was soften'd, soften'd in the humble bed;--
  • But here, in all its force, remains the grief,
  • And not one soft'ning object for relief.
  • Who can, when here, the social neighbour meet?
  • Who learn the story current in the street?
  • Who to the long-known intimate impart
  • Facts they have learn'd or feelings of the heart?--
  • They talk indeed; but who can choose a friend,
  • Or seek companions at their journey's end?
  • Here are not those whom they, when infants, knew; 160
  • Who, with like fortune, up to manhood grew;
  • Who, with like troubles, at old age arrived;
  • Who, like themselves, the joy of life survived;
  • Whom time and custom so familiar made,
  • That looks the meaning in the mind convey'd:
  • But here, to strangers, words nor looks impart
  • The various movements of the suffering heart;
  • Nor will that heart with those alliance own,
  • To whom its views and hopes are all unknown.
  • What, if no grievous fears their lives annoy, 170
  • Is it not worse no prospects to enjoy?
  • 'Tis cheerless living in such bounded view,
  • With nothing dreadful, but with nothing new;
  • Nothing to bring them joy, to make them weep--
  • The day itself is, like the night, asleep;
  • Or, on the sameness if a break be made,
  • 'Tis by some pauper to his grave convey'd;
  • By smuggled news from neighb'ring village told,
  • News never true, or truth a twelvemonth old;
  • By some new inmate doom'd with them to dwell, 180
  • Or justice come to see that all goes well;
  • Or change of room, or hour of leave to crawl }
  • On the black footway winding with the wall, }
  • Till the stern bell forbids, or master's sterner call. }
  • Here too the mother sees her children train'd,
  • Her voice excluded and her feelings pain'd.
  • Who govern here, by general rules must move,
  • Where ruthless custom rends the bond of love.
  • Nations, we know, have nature's law transgressed.
  • And snatch'd the infant from the parent's breast; 190
  • But still for public good the boy was train'd,
  • The mother suffer'd, but the matron gain'd:
  • Here nature's outrage serves no cause to aid;
  • The ill is felt, but not the Spartan made.
  • Then too, I own, it grieves me to behold
  • Those ever virtuous, helpless now and old,
  • By all for care and industry approved,
  • For truth respected, and for temper loved;
  • And who, by sickness and misfortune tried,
  • Gave want its worth and poverty its pride: 200
  • I own it grieves me to behold them sent
  • From their old home; 'tis pain, 'tis punishment,
  • To leave each scene familiar, every face,
  • For a new people and a stranger race;
  • For those who, sunk in sloth and dead to shame,
  • From scenes of guilt with daring spirits came;
  • Men, just and guileless, at such manners start,
  • And bless their God that time has fenced their heart,
  • Confirm'd their virtue, and expell'd the fear
  • Of vice in minds so simple and sincere. 210
  • Here the good pauper, losing all the praise
  • By worthy deeds acquired in better days,
  • Breathes a few months; then, to his chamber led,
  • Expires, while strangers prattle round his bed.
  • The grateful hunter, when his horse is old,
  • Wills not the useless favourite to be sold;
  • He knows his former worth, and gives him place
  • In some fair pasture, till he runs his race.
  • But has the labourer, has the seaman done
  • Less worthy service, thought not dealt to one? 220
  • Shall we not, then, contribute to their ease,
  • In their old haunts, where ancient objects please;
  • That, till their sight shall fail them, they may trace
  • The well-known prospect and the long-loved face?
  • The noble oak, in distant ages seen,
  • With far-stretch'd boughs and foliage fresh and green,
  • Though now its bare and forky branches show
  • How much it lacks the vital warmth below--
  • The stately ruin yet our wonder gains,
  • Nay, moves our pity, without thought of pains; 230
  • Much more shall real wants and cares of age
  • Our gentler passions in their cause engage.--
  • Drooping and burthen'd with a weight of years,
  • What venerable ruin man appears!
  • How worthy pity, love, respect, and grief--
  • He claims protection--he compels relief;--
  • And shall we send him from our view, to brave }
  • The storms abroad, whom we at home might save, }
  • And let a stranger dig our ancient brother's grave? }
  • No!--we will shield him from the storm he fears, 240
  • And when he falls, embalm him with our tears.
  • * * * * *
  • Farewell to these; but all our poor to know,
  • Let's seek the winding lane, the narrow row--
  • Suburbian prospects, where the traveller stops }
  • To see the sloping tenement on props, }
  • With building yards immix'd, and humble sheds and shops; }
  • Where the Cross-Keys and Plumber's-Arms invite
  • Laborious men to taste their coarse delight;
  • Where the low porches, stretching from the door,
  • Gave some distinction in the days of yore-- 250
  • Yet now, neglected, more offend the eye
  • By gloom and ruin than the cottage by.
  • Places like these the noblest town endures,
  • The gayest palace has its sinks and sewers.
  • Here is no pavement, no inviting shop,
  • To give us shelter when compell'd to stop;
  • But plashy puddles stand along the way,
  • Fill'd by the rain of one tempestuous day;
  • And these so closely to the buildings run,
  • That you must ford them, for you cannot shun; 260
  • Though here and there convenient bricks are laid,
  • And door-side heaps afford their dubious aid.
  • Lo! yonder shed; observe its garden-ground,
  • With the low paling, form'd of wreck, around:
  • There dwells a fisher; if you view his boat,
  • With bed and barrel--'tis his house afloat;
  • Look at his house, where ropes, nets, blocks, abound,
  • Tar, pitch, and oakum--'tis his boat aground:
  • That space enclosed but little he regards,
  • Spread o'er with relics of masts, sails, and yards; 270
  • Fish by the wall on spit of elder rest, }
  • Of all his food the cheapest and the best, }
  • By his own labour caught, for his own hunger dress'd. }
  • Here our reformers come not; none object
  • To paths polluted, or upbraid neglect;
  • None care that ashy heaps at doors are cast,
  • That coal-dust flies along the blinding blast;
  • None heed the stagnant pools on either side,
  • Where new-launch'd ships of infant sailors ride:
  • Rodneys in rags here British valour boast, 280
  • And lisping Nelsons fright the Gallic coast.
  • They fix the rudder, set the swelling sail,
  • They point the bowsprit, and they blow the gale.
  • True to her port, the frigate scuds away,
  • And o'er that frowning ocean finds her bay:
  • Her owner rigg'd her, and he knows her worth,
  • And sees her, fearless, gunwale-deep go forth;
  • Dreadless he views his sea, by breezes curl'd,
  • When inch-high billows vex the watery world.
  • There, fed by food they love, to rankest size 290
  • Around the dwellings docks and wormwood rise;
  • Here the strong mallow strikes her slimy root,
  • Here the dull night-shade hangs her deadly fruit;
  • On hills of dust the henbane's faded green,
  • And pencil'd flower of sickly scent is seen;
  • At the wall's base the fiery nettle springs,
  • With fruit globose and fierce with poison'd stings;
  • Above (the growth of many a year) is spread
  • The yellow level of the stone-crop's bed;
  • In every chink delights the fern to grow, 300
  • With glossy leaf and tawny bloom below[64]:
  • These, with our sea-weeds, rolling up and down,
  • Form the contracted Flora[65] of the town.
  • Say, wilt thou more of scenes so sordid know?
  • Then will I lead thee down the dusty row,
  • By the warm alley and the long close lane--
  • There mark the fractured door and paper'd pane,
  • Where flags the noon-tide air, and, as we pass,
  • We fear to breathe the putrefying mass.
  • But fearless yonder matron; she disdains 310
  • To sigh for zephyrs from ambrosial plains;
  • But mends her meshes torn, and pours her lay
  • All in the stifling fervour of the day.
  • Her naked children round the alley run,
  • And, roll'd in dust, are bronzed beneath the sun;
  • Or gambol round the dame, who, loosely dress'd,
  • Woos the coy breeze, to fan the open breast.
  • She, once a handmaid, strove by decent art
  • To charm her sailor's eye and touch his heart;
  • Her bosom then was veil'd in kerchief clean, 320
  • And fancy left to form the charms unseen.
  • But, when a wife, she lost her former care,
  • Nor thought on charms, nor time for dress could spare;
  • Careless she found her friends who dwelt beside;
  • No rival beauty kept alive her pride:
  • Still in her bosom virtue keeps her place;
  • But decency is gone, the virtues' guard and grace.
  • See that long boarded building!--By these stairs
  • Each humble tenant to that home repairs--
  • By one large window lighted; it was made 330
  • For some bold project, some design in trade.
  • This fail'd--and one, a humorist in his way,
  • (Ill was the humour), bought it in decay;
  • Nor will he sell, repair, or take it down;
  • 'Tis his--what cares he for the talk of town?
  • "No! he will let it to the poor--a home
  • Where he delights to see the creatures come."
  • "They may be thieves;"--"Well, so are richer men;"--
  • "Or idlers, cheats, or prostitutes;"--"What then?"--
  • "Outcasts pursued by justice, vile and base;"-- 340
  • "They need the more his pity and the place,"
  • Convert to system his vain mind has built,
  • He gives asylum to deceit and guilt.
  • In this vast room, each place by habit fix'd,
  • Are sexes, families, and ages mix'd--
  • To union forced by crime, by fear, by need,
  • And all in morals and in modes agreed:
  • Some ruin'd men, who from mankind remove;
  • Some ruin'd females, who yet talk of love;
  • And some grown old in idleness--the prey 350
  • To vicious spleen, still railing through the day;
  • And need and misery, vice and danger bind
  • In sad alliance each degraded mind.
  • That window view!--oil'd paper and old glass
  • Stain the strong rays, which, though impeded, pass,
  • And give a dusty warmth to that huge room,
  • The conquer'd sunshine's melancholy gloom;
  • When all those western rays, without so bright,
  • Within become a ghastly glimmering light,
  • As pale and faint upon the floor they fall, 360
  • Or feebly gleam on the opposing wall.
  • That floor, once oak, now pieced with fir unplaned
  • Or, where not pieced, in places bored and stain'd;
  • That wall, once whiten'd, now an odious sight,
  • Stain'd with all hues, except its ancient white;
  • The only door is fastened by a pin
  • Or stubborn bar, that none may hurry in:
  • For this poor room, like rooms of greater pride,
  • At times contains what prudent men would hide.
  • Where'er the floor allows an even space, 370
  • Chalking and marks of various games have place;
  • Boys, without foresight, pleased in halters swing,
  • On a fix'd hook men cast a flying ring;
  • While gin and snuff their female neighbours share,
  • And the black beverage in the fractured ware.
  • On swinging shelf are things incongruous stored--
  • Scraps of their food; the cards and cribbage-board,
  • With pipes and pouches; while on peg below
  • Hang a lost member's fiddle and its bow,
  • That still reminds them how he'd dance and play, 380
  • Ere sent untimely to the convicts' bay.
  • Here by a curtain, by a blanket there,
  • Are various beds conceal'd, but none with care;
  • Where some by day and some by night, as best
  • Suit their employments, seek uncertain rest;
  • The drowsy children at their pleasure creep
  • To the known crib, and there securely sleep.
  • Each end contains a grate, and these beside
  • Are hung utensils for their boil'd and fried--
  • All used at any hour, by night, by day, 390
  • As suit the purse, the person, or the prey.
  • Above the fire, the mantel-shelf contains
  • Of china-ware some poor unmatch'd remains;
  • There many a tea-cup's gaudy fragment stands,
  • All placed by vanity's unwearied hands;
  • For here she lives, e'en here she looks about,
  • To find some small consoling objects out.
  • Nor heed these Spartan dames their house, nor sit
  • 'Mid cares domestic--they nor sew nor knit;
  • But of their fate discourse, their ways, their wars, 400
  • With arm'd authorities, their 'scapes and scars:
  • These lead to present evils, and a cup,
  • If fortune grant it, winds description up.
  • High hung at either end, and next the wall,
  • Two ancient mirrors show the forms of all,
  • In all their force;--these aid them in their dress, }
  • But, with the good, the evils too express, }
  • Doubling each look of care, each token of distress. }
  • NOTES TO LETTER XVIII.
  • [64] Note 1, p. 456, line 301.
  • _With glossy leaf and tawny bloom below._
  • This scenery is, I must acknowledge, in a certain degree like that
  • heretofore described in the Village; but that also was a maritime
  • country:--if the objects be similar, the pictures must (in their
  • principal features) be alike, or be bad pictures. I have varied them
  • as much as I could, consistently with my wish to be accurate.
  • [65] Note 2, page 456, line 303.
  • _Form the contracted Flora of the town._
  • The reader unacquainted with the language of botany is informed,
  • that the Flora of a place means the vegetable species it contains,
  • and is the title of a book which describes them.
  • LETTER XIX.
  • _THE POOR OF THE BOROUGH._
  • THE PARISH-CLERK.
  • Nam dives qui fieri vult,
  • Et citò vult fieri; sed quæ reverentia legum,
  • Quis metus aut pudor est unquam properantis avari?
  • _Juvenal._ Sat. 14 [vv. 176-8].
  • Nocte brevem si forte indulsit cura soporem,
  • Et toto versata thoro jam membra quiescunt,
  • Continuò templum et violati Numinis aras,
  • Et, quod præcipuis mentem sudoribus urget,
  • Te videt in somnis; tua sacra et major imago
  • Humanâ turbat pavidum, cogitque fateri.
  • _Juvenal._ Sat. 13 [vv. 217-22].
  • The Parish-Clerk began his Duties with the late Vicar, a grave and
  • austere Man; one fully orthodox; a Detecter and Opposer of the
  • Wiles of Satan--His Opinion of his own Fortitude--The more frail
  • offended by these Professions--His good Advice gives further
  • Provocation--They invent Stratagems to overcome his Virtue--His
  • Triumph--He is yet not invulnerable: is assaulted by Fear of Want,
  • and Avarice--He gradually yields to the Seduction--He reasons with
  • himself and is persuaded--He offends, but with Terror; repeats his
  • Offence; grows familiar with Crime; is detected--His Sufferings
  • and Death.
  • LETTER XIX.
  • _THE PARISH-CLERK._
  • With our late vicar, and his age the same, }
  • His clerk, hight Jachin, to his office came: }
  • The like slow speech was his, the like tall slender frame. }
  • But Jachin was the gravest man on ground,
  • And heard his master's jokes with look profound;
  • For worldly wealth this man of letters sigh'd,
  • And had a sprinkling of the spirit's pride;
  • But he was sober, chaste, devout, and just,
  • One whom his neighbours could believe and trust:
  • Of none suspected, neither man nor maid 10
  • By him were wrong'd, or were of him afraid.
  • There was indeed a frown, a trick of state
  • In Jachin;--formal was his air and gait;
  • But if he seem'd more solemn and less kind
  • Than some light men to light affairs confined,
  • Still 'twas allow'd that he should so behave
  • As in high seat, and be severely grave.
  • This book-taught man to man's first foe profess'd
  • Defiance stern, and hate that knew not rest;
  • He held that Satan, since the world began, 20
  • In every act had strife with every man;
  • That never evil deed on earth was done,
  • But of the acting parties he was one:
  • The flattering guide to make ill prospers clear;
  • To smooth rough ways the constant pioneer;
  • The ever-tempting, soothing, softening power,
  • Ready to cheat, seduce, deceive, devour.
  • "Me has the sly seducer oft withstood,"
  • Said pious Jachin,--"but he gets no good;
  • I pass the house where swings the tempting sign, 30
  • And, pointing, tell him, 'Satan, that is thine;'
  • I pass the damsels pacing down the street,
  • And look more grave and solemn when we meet;
  • Nor doth it irk me to rebuke their smiles,
  • Their wanton ambling and their watchful wiles.
  • Nay, like the good John Bunyan, when I view
  • Those forms, I'm angry at the ills they do;
  • That I could pinch and spoil, in sin's despite,
  • Beauties, which frail and evil thoughts excite[66]!
  • "At feasts and banquets seldom am I found, 40
  • And (save at church) abhor a tuneful sound;
  • To plays and shows I run not to and fro,
  • And where my master goes forbear to go."
  • No wonder Satan took the thing amiss,
  • To be opposed by such a man as this--
  • A man so grave, important, cautious, wise,
  • Who dared not trust his feeling or his eyes;
  • No wonder he should lurk and lie in wait,
  • Should fit his hooks and ponder on his bait;
  • Should on his movements keep a watchful eye; 50
  • For he pursued a fish who led the fry.
  • With his own peace our clerk was not content;
  • He tried, good man! to make his friends repent.
  • "Nay, nay, my friends, from inns and taverns fly;
  • You may suppress your thirst, but not supply.
  • A foolish proverb says, 'the devil's at home;'
  • But he is there, and tempts in every room:
  • Men feel, they know not why, such places please;
  • His are the spells--they're idleness and ease;
  • Magic of fatal kind he throws around, 60
  • Where care is banish'd but the heart is bound.
  • "Think not of beauty; when a maid you meet,
  • Turn from her view, and step across the street;
  • Dread all the sex: their looks create a charm,
  • A smile should fright you and a word alarm.
  • E'en I myself, with all my watchful care, }
  • Have for an instant felt th' insidious snare, }
  • And caught my sinful eyes at th' endangering stare; }
  • Till I was forced to smite my bounding breast
  • With forceful blow and bid the bold-one rest. 70
  • "Go not with crowds when they to pleasure run,
  • But public joy in private safety shun.
  • When bells, diverted from their true intent, }
  • Ring loud for some deluded mortal sent }
  • To hear or make long speech in parliament; }
  • What time the many, that unruly beast,
  • Roars its rough joy and shares the final feast:
  • Then heed my counsel, shut thine ears and eyes;
  • A few will hear me--for the few are wise."
  • Not Satan's friends, nor Satan's self could bear 80
  • The cautious man who took of souls such care:
  • An interloper--one who, out of place,
  • Had volunteer'd upon the side of grace.
  • There was his master ready once a week
  • To give advice; what further need he seek?
  • "Amen, so be it:"--what had he to do
  • With more than this?--'twas insolent and new;
  • And some determined on a way to see
  • How frail he was, that so it might not be.
  • First they essay'd to tempt our saint to sin, 90
  • By points of doctrine argued at an inn;
  • Where he might warmly reason, deeply drink,
  • Then lose all power to argue and to think.
  • In vain they tried; he took the question up,
  • Clear'd every doubt, and barely touch'd the cup;
  • By many a text he proved his doctrine sound,
  • And look'd in triumph on the tempters round.
  • Next 'twas their care an artful lass to find,
  • Who might consult him, as perplex'd in mind;
  • She, they conceived, might put her case with fears, 100
  • With tender tremblings and seducing tears;
  • She might such charms of various kind display,
  • That he would feel their force and melt away:
  • For why of nymphs such caution and such dread,
  • Unless he felt and fear'd to be misled?
  • She came, she spake: he calmly heard her case,
  • And plainly told her 'twas a want of grace;
  • Bade her "such fancies and affections check,
  • And wear a thicker muslin on her neck."
  • Abased, his human foes the combat fled, 110
  • And the stern clerk yet higher held his head.
  • They were indeed a weak, impatient set;
  • But their shrewd prompter had his engines yet;
  • Had various means to make a mortal trip,
  • Who shunn'd a flowing bowl and rosy lip;
  • And knew a thousand ways his heart to move,
  • Who flies from banquets and who laughs at love.
  • Thus far the playful Muse has lent her aid,
  • But now departs, of graver theme afraid;
  • Her may we seek in more appropriate time-- 120
  • There is no jesting with distress and crime.
  • Our worthy clerk had now arrived at fame,
  • Such as but few in his degree might claim;
  • But he was poor, and wanted not the sense
  • That lowly rates the praise without the pence:
  • He saw the common herd with reverence treat
  • The weakest burgess whom they chanced to meet;
  • While few respected his exalted views,
  • And all beheld his doublet and his shoes;
  • None, when they meet, would to his parts allow 130
  • (Save his poor boys) a hearing or a bow.
  • To this false judgment of the vulgar mind
  • He was not fully, as a saint, resign'd;
  • He found it much his jealous soul affect,
  • To fear derision and to find neglect.
  • The year was bad, the christening-fees were small,
  • The weddings few, the parties paupers all:
  • Desire of gain, with fear of want combined,
  • Raised sad commotion in his wounded mind;
  • Wealth was in all his thoughts, his views, his dreams, 140
  • And prompted base desires and baseless schemes.
  • Alas! how often erring mortals keep
  • The strongest watch against the foes who sleep;
  • While the more wakeful, bold and artful foe
  • Is suffer'd guardless and unmark'd to go.
  • Once in a month the sacramental bread
  • Our clerk with wine upon the table spread;
  • The custom this, that, as the vicar reads,
  • He for our off'rings round the church proceeds.
  • Tall, spacious seats the wealthier people hid, 150
  • And none had view of what his neighbour did;
  • Laid on the box and mingled when they fell,
  • Who should the worth of each oblation tell?
  • Now as poor Jachin took the usual round,
  • And saw the alms and heard the metal sound,
  • He had a thought;--at first it was no more
  • Than--"these have cash and give it to the poor."
  • A second thought from this to work began--
  • "And can they give it to a poorer man?"
  • Proceeding thus--"My merit could they know, 160
  • And knew my need, how freely they'd bestow;
  • But though they know not, these remain the same;
  • And are a strong, although a secret claim:
  • To me, alas! the want and worth are known;--
  • Why then, in fact, 'tis but to take my own."
  • Thought after thought pour'd in, a tempting train--
  • "Suppose it done, who is it could complain?
  • How could the poor? for they such trifles share
  • As add no comfort, as suppress no care;
  • But many a pittance makes a worthy heap-- 170
  • What says the law? that silence puts to sleep;--
  • Nought then forbids, the danger could we shun;
  • And sure the business may be safely done.
  • "But am I earnest?--earnest? No.--I say,
  • If such my mind, that I could plan a way;
  • Let me reflect;--I've not allow'd me time
  • To purse the pieces, and if dropp'd they'd chime."
  • Fertile is evil in the soul of man--
  • He paused--said Jachin, "They may drop on bran.
  • Why then 'tis safe and (all consider'd) just; 180
  • The poor receive it--'tis no breach of trust;
  • The old and widows may their trifles miss,
  • There must be evil in a good like this.
  • But I'll be kind--the sick I'll visit twice,
  • When now but once, and freely give advice.
  • Yet let me think again,"--Again he tried
  • For stronger reasons on his passion's side;
  • And quickly these were found, yet slowly he complied.
  • The morning came: the common service done--
  • Shut every door--the solemn rite begun; 190
  • And, as the priest the sacred sayings read,
  • The clerk went forward, trembling as he tread;
  • O'er the tall pew he held the box, and heard
  • The offer'd piece, rejoicing as he fear'd.
  • Just by the pillar, as he cautious tripp'd,
  • And turn'd the aile, he then a portion slipp'd
  • From the full store, and to the pocket sent,
  • But held a moment--and then down it went.
  • The priest read on; on walk'd the man afraid,
  • Till a gold offering in the plate was laid; 200
  • Trembling he took it, for a moment stopp'd,
  • Then down it fell, and sounded as it dropp'd;
  • Amazed he started, for th' affrighted man,
  • Lost and bewildered, thought not of the bran;
  • But all were silent, all on things intent
  • Of high concern; none ear to money lent;
  • So on he walk'd, more cautious than before,
  • And gain'd the purposed sum, and one piece more.
  • _Practice makes perfect_;--when the month came round,
  • He dropp'd the cash, nor listen'd for a sound; 210
  • But yet, when, last of all th' assembled flock,
  • He ate and drank--it gave th' electric shock.
  • Oft was he forced his reasons to repeat,
  • Ere he could kneel in quiet at his seat;
  • But custom soothed him.--Ere a single year
  • All this was done without restraint or fear:
  • Cool and collected, easy and composed,
  • He was correct till all the service closed;
  • Then to his home, without a groan or sigh,
  • Gravely he went, and laid his treasure by. 220
  • Want will complain: some widows had express'd
  • A doubt if they were favour'd like the rest;
  • The rest described with like regret their dole,
  • And thus from parts they reason'd to the whole;
  • When all agreed some evil must be done,
  • Or rich men's hearts grew harder than a stone.
  • Our easy vicar cut the matter short;
  • He would not listen to such vile report.
  • All were not thus--there govern'd in that year }
  • A stern stout churl, an angry overseer; 230 }
  • A tyrant fond of power, loud, lewd, and most severe. }
  • Him the mild vicar, him the graver clerk,
  • Advised, reproved, but nothing would he mark,
  • Save the disgrace; "and that, my friends," said he,
  • "Will I avenge, whenever time may be."
  • And now, alas! 'twas time;--from man to man
  • Doubt and alarm and shrewd suspicions ran.
  • With angry spirit and with sly intent,
  • This parish ruler to the altar went;
  • A private mark he fix'd on shillings three, 240
  • And but one mark could in the money see;
  • Besides, in peering round, he chanced to note
  • A sprinkling slight on Jachin's Sunday-coat.
  • All doubt was over:--when the flock were bless'd,
  • In wrath he rose, and thus his mind express'd,
  • "Foul deeds are here!" and, saying this, he took
  • The clerk, whose conscience, in her cold-fit, shook.
  • His pocket then was emptied on the place;
  • All saw his guilt; all witness'd his disgrace:
  • He fell, he fainted; not a groan, a look, 250
  • Escaped the culprit; 'twas a final stroke--
  • A death-wound never to be heal'd--a fall
  • That all had witness'd, and amazed were all.
  • As he recover'd, to his mind it came,
  • "I owe to Satan this disgrace and shame."
  • All the seduction now appear'd in view;
  • "Let me withdraw," he said, and he withdrew;
  • No one withheld him, all in union cried,
  • E'en the avenger--"We are satisfied;"
  • For what has death in any form to give, 260
  • Equal to that man's terrors, if he live?
  • He lived in freedom, but he hourly saw
  • How much more fatal justice is than law;
  • He saw another in his office reign,
  • And his mild master treat him with disdain;
  • He saw that all men shunn'd him, some reviled;
  • The harsh pass'd frowning, and the simple smiled;
  • The town maintain'd him, but with some reproof;
  • "And clerks and scholars proudly kept aloof."
  • In each lone place, dejected and dismay'd, 270
  • Shrinking from view, his wasting form he laid;
  • Or to the restless sea and roaring wind
  • Gave the strong yearnings of a ruin'd mind.
  • On the broad beach, the silent summer day,
  • Stretch'd on some wreck, he wore his life away;
  • Or where the river mingles with the sea, }
  • Or on the mud-bank by the elder-tree, }
  • Or by the bounding marsh-dyke, there was he; }
  • And when unable to forsake the town,
  • In the blind courts he sate desponding down-- 280
  • Always alone; then feebly would he crawl
  • The church-way walk, and lean upon the wall.
  • Too ill for this, he lay beside the door,
  • Compell'd to hear the reasoning of the poor:
  • He look'd so pale, so weak, the pitying crowd
  • Their firm belief of his repentance vow'd;
  • They saw him then so ghastly and so thin,
  • That they exclaim'd, "Is this the work of sin?"
  • "Yes," in his better moments, he replied,
  • "Of sinful avarice and the spirit's pride;-- 290
  • While yet untempted, I was safe and well;
  • Temptation came; I reason'd, and I fell.
  • To be man's guide and glory I design'd,
  • A rare example for our sinful kind;
  • But now my weakness and my guilt I see,
  • And am a warning--man, be warn'd by me!"
  • He said, and saw no more the human face;
  • To a lone loft he went, his dying place,
  • And, as the vicar of his state inquired,
  • Turn'd to the wall and silently expired! 300
  • FOOTNOTES:
  • [66] John Bunyan, in one of the many productions of his zeal, has
  • ventured to make public this extraordinary sentiment, which the
  • frigid piety of our clerk so readily adopted.
  • LETTER XX.
  • _THE POOR OF THE BOROUGH._
  • ELLEN ORFORD.
  • Patience and sorrow strove
  • Who should express her goodliest.
  • _Shakspeare. Lear_ [Act iv. Sc. 3, ll. 16-7].
  • "No charms she now can boast,"--'tis true,
  • But other charmers wither too:
  • "And she is old,"--the fact I know,
  • And old will other heroines grow;
  • But not like them has she been laid,
  • In ruin'd castle, sore dismay'd;
  • Where naughty man and ghostly spright
  • Fill'd her pure mind with awe and dread,
  • Stalk'd round the room, put out the light,
  • And shook the curtains round the bed.
  • No cruel uncle kept her land;
  • No tyrant father forced her hand;
  • She had no vixen virgin-aunt,
  • Without whose aid she could not eat,
  • And yet who poison'd all her meat,
  • With gibe and sneer and taunt.
  • Yet of the heroine she'd a share:
  • She saved a lover from despair,
  • And granted all his wish, in spite
  • Of what she knew and felt was right;
  • But heroine then no more,
  • She own'd the fault, and wept and pray'd,
  • And humbly took the parish aid,
  • And dwelt among the poor.
  • The Widow's Cottage--Blind Ellen one--Hers not the Sorrows or
  • Adventures of Heroines--What these are, first described--Deserted
  • Wives; rash Lovers; courageous Damsels: in desolated Mansions; in
  • grievous Perplexity--These Evils, however severe, of short
  • Duration--Ellen's Story--Her Employment in Childhood--First Love;
  • first Adventure; its miserable Termination--An idiot Daughter--A
  • Husband--Care in Business without Success--The Man's Despondency
  • and its Effect--Their Children: how disposed of--One particularly
  • unfortunate--Fate of the Daughter--Ellen keeps a School and is
  • happy--Becomes blind; loses her School--Her Consolations.
  • LETTER XX.
  • _ELLEN ORFORD._
  • Observe yon tenement, apart and small,
  • Where the wet pebbles shine upon the wall;
  • Where the low benches lean beside the door,
  • And the red paling bounds the space before;
  • Where thrift and lavender and lad's-love[67] bloom--
  • That humble dwelling is the widow's home.
  • There live a pair, for various fortunes known,
  • But the Blind Ellen will relate her own;--
  • Yet, ere we hear the story she can tell,
  • On prouder sorrows let us briefly dwell. 10
  • I've often marvel'd, when by night, by day,
  • I've mark'd the manners moving in my way,
  • And heard the language and beheld the lives
  • Of lass and lover, goddesses and wives:
  • That books, which promise much of life to give,
  • Should show so little how we truly live.
  • To me it seems, their females and their men
  • Are but the creatures of the author's pen;
  • Nay, creatures borrow'd and again convey'd
  • From book to book--the shadows of a shade. 20
  • Life, if they'd search, would show them many a change,
  • The ruin sudden and the misery strange!
  • With more of grievous, base, and dreadful things,
  • Than novelists relate or poet sings.
  • But they, who ought to look the world around,
  • Spy out a single spot in fairy-ground;
  • Where all, in turn, ideal forms behold,
  • And plots are laid and histories are told.
  • Time have I lent--I would their debt were less--
  • To flow'ry pages of sublime distress; 30
  • And to the heroine's soul-distracting fears
  • I early gave my sixpences and tears:
  • Oft have I travell'd in these tender tales,
  • To Darnley-Cottages and Maple-Vales,
  • And watch'd the fair-one from the first-born sigh,
  • When Henry pass'd and gazed in passing by;
  • Till I beheld them pacing in the park,
  • Close by a coppice where 'twas cold and dark;
  • When such affection with such fate appear'd,
  • Want and a father to be shunn'd and fear'd, 40
  • Without employment, prospect, cot, or cash,
  • That I have judged th' heroic souls were rash.
  • Now shifts the scene--the fair, in tower confined,
  • In all things suffers but in change of mind;
  • Now woo'd by greatness to a bed of state,
  • Now deeply threaten'd with a dungeon's grate;
  • Till, suffering much and being tried enough,
  • She shines, triumphant maid!--temptation-proof.
  • Then was I led to vengeful monks, who mix
  • With nymphs and swains, and play unpriestly tricks; 50
  • Then view'd banditti, who in forest wide,
  • And cavern vast, indignant virgins hide;
  • Who, hemm'd with bands of sturdiest rogues about,
  • Find some strange succour, and come virgins out.
  • I've watch'd a wint'ry night on castle-walls;
  • I've stalk'd by moonlight through deserted halls;
  • And, when the weary world was sunk to rest,
  • I've had such sights as--may not be express'd.
  • Lo! that chateau, the western tower decay'd,
  • The peasants shun it--they are all afraid; 60
  • For there was done a deed!--could walls reveal,
  • Or timbers tell it, how the heart would feel!
  • Most horrid was it:--for, behold, the floor
  • Has stain of blood, and will be clean no more.
  • Hark to the winds! which through the wide saloon
  • And the long passage send a dismal tune--
  • Music that ghosts delight in;--and now heed
  • Yon beauteous nymph, who must unmask the deed.
  • See! with majestic sweep she swims alone
  • Through rooms, all dreary, guided by a groan; 70
  • Though windows rattle, and though tap'stries shake,
  • And the feet falter every step they take,
  • 'Mid groans and gibing sprights she silent goes, }
  • To find a something, which will soon expose }
  • The villanies and wiles of her determined foes; }
  • And, having thus adventured, thus endured,
  • Fame, wealth, and lover, are for life secured.
  • Much have I fear'd, but am no more afraid,
  • When some chaste beauty, by some wretch betray'd,
  • Is drawn away with such distracted speed, 80
  • That she anticipates a dreadful deed;--
  • Not so do I.--Let solid walls impound
  • The captive fair, and dig a moat around;
  • Let there be brazen locks and bars of steel,
  • And keepers cruel, such as never feel;
  • With not a single note the purse supply,
  • And when she begs, let men and maids deny;
  • Be windows those from which she dares not fall,
  • And help so distant, 'tis in vain to call;
  • Still means of freedom will some power devise, 90
  • And from the baffled ruffian snatch his prize.
  • To Northern Wales, in some sequester'd spot,
  • I've followed fair Louisa to her cot;
  • Where, then a wretched and deserted bride,
  • The injured fair-one wish'd from man to hide;
  • Till by her fond repenting Belville found,
  • By some kind chance--the straying of a hound--
  • He at her feet craved mercy, nor in vain;
  • For the relenting dove flew back again.
  • There's something rapturous in distress, or, oh! 100 }
  • Could Clementina bear her lot of wo? }
  • Or what she underwent could maiden undergo? }
  • The day was fix'd; for so the lover sigh'd,
  • So knelt and craved, he couldn't be denied;
  • When, tale most dreadful! every hope adieu--
  • For the fond lover is the brother too:
  • All other griefs abate; this monstrous grief
  • Has no remission, comfort, or relief;
  • Four ample volumes, through each page disclose--
  • Good Heaven protect us!--only woes on woes; 110
  • Till some strange means afford a sudden view
  • Of some vile plot, and every wo adieu![68]
  • Now, should we grant these beauties all endure
  • Severest pangs, they've still the speediest cure,
  • Before one charm be wither'd from the face, }
  • Except the bloom, which shall again have place, }
  • In wedlock ends each wish, in triumph all disgrace; }
  • And life to come we fairly may suppose
  • One light, bright contrast to these wild dark woes.
  • These let us leave, and at her sorrows look, 120
  • Too often seen, but seldom in a book;
  • Let her who felt, relate them.--On her chair
  • The heroine sits--in former years the fair,
  • Now aged and poor; but Ellen Orford knows,
  • That we should humbly take what Heav'n bestows.
  • "My father died--again my mother wed,
  • And found the comforts of her life were fled;
  • Her angry husband, vex'd through half his years
  • By loss and troubles, fill'd her soul with fears;
  • Their children many, and 'twas my poor place 130
  • To nurse and wait on all the infant-race;
  • Labour and hunger were indeed my part,
  • And should have strengthen'd an erroneous heart.
  • "Sore was the grief to see him angry come,
  • And, teased with business, make distress at home;
  • The father's fury and the children's cries
  • I soon could bear, but not my mother's sighs;
  • For she look'd back on comforts, and would say,
  • 'I wrong'd thee, Ellen,' and then turn away.
  • Thus for my age's good, my youth was tried, 140
  • And this my fortune till my mother died.
  • "So, amid sorrow much and little cheer--
  • A common case--I pass'd my twentieth year;
  • For these are frequent evils; thousands share
  • An equal grief--the like domestic care.
  • "Then in my days of bloom, of health and youth,
  • One, much above me, vow'd his love and truth.
  • We often met, he dreading to be seen,
  • And much I question'd what such dread might mean;
  • Yet I believed him true; my simple heart 150
  • And undirected reason took his part.
  • "Can he who loves me, whom I love, deceive? }
  • Can I such wrong of one so kind believe, }
  • Who lives but in my smile, who trembles when I grieve? }
  • "He dared not marry, but we met to prove
  • What sad encroachments and deceits has love:
  • Weak that I was, when he, rebuked, withdrew,
  • I let him see that I was wretched too;
  • When less my caution, I had still the pain
  • Of his or mine own weakness to complain. 160
  • "Happy the lovers class'd alike in life,
  • Or happier yet the rich endowing wife;
  • But most aggrieved the fond believing maid,
  • Of her rich lover tenderly afraid.
  • You judge th' event; for grievous was my fate,
  • Painful to feel, and shameful to relate:
  • Ah! sad it was my burthen to sustain,
  • When the least misery was the dread of pain;
  • When I have grieving told him my disgrace,
  • And plainly mark'd indifference in his face. 170
  • "Hard! with these fears and terrors to behold
  • The cause of all, the faithless lover cold;
  • Impatient grown at every wish denied,
  • And barely civil, soothed and gratified;
  • Peevish when urged to think of vows so strong,
  • And angry when I spake of crime and wrong.
  • "All this I felt, and still the sorrow grew,
  • Because I felt that I deserved it too,
  • And begg'd my infant stranger to forgive
  • The mother's shame, which in herself must live. 180
  • "When known that shame, I, soon expell'd from home,
  • With a frail sister shared a hovel's gloom;
  • There barely fed--(what could I more request?)--
  • My infant slumberer sleeping at my breast;
  • I from my window saw his blooming bride,
  • And my seducer smiling at her side;
  • Hope lived till then; I sank upon the floor,
  • And grief and thought and feeling were no more.
  • Although revived, I judged that life would close,
  • And went to rest, to wonder that I rose: 190
  • My dreams were dismal; wheresoe'er I stray'd,
  • I seem'd ashamed, alarm'd, despised, betray'd;
  • Always in grief, in guilt, disgraced, forlorn,
  • Mourning that one so weak, so vile, was born;
  • The earth a desert, tumult in the sea, }
  • The birds affrighted fled from tree to tree, }
  • Obscured the setting sun, and every thing like me; }
  • But Heav'n had mercy, and my need at length
  • Urged me to labour and renew'd my strength.
  • "I strove for patience as a sinner must, 200
  • Yet felt th' opinion of the world unjust:
  • There was my lover, in his joy, esteem'd,
  • And I, in my distress, as guilty deem'd;
  • Yet sure, not all the guilt and shame belong
  • To her who feels and suffers for the wrong.
  • The cheat at play may use the wealth he's won,
  • But is not honour'd for the mischief done;
  • The cheat in love may use each villain-art,
  • And boast the deed that breaks the victim's heart.
  • "Four years were past; I might again have found 210
  • Some erring wish, but for another wound:
  • Lovely my daughter grew, her face was fair;
  • But no expression ever brighten'd there.
  • I doubted long, and vainly strove to make
  • Some certain meaning of the words she spake;
  • But meaning there was none, and I survey'd
  • With dread the beauties of my idiot-maid.
  • "Still I submitted;--Oh! 'tis meet and fit
  • In all we feel to make the heart submit;
  • Gloomy and calm my days, but I had then, 220
  • It seem'd, attractions for the eyes of men.
  • The sober master of a decent trade
  • O'erlook'd my errors, and his offer made;
  • Reason assented;--true, my heart denied,
  • 'But thou,' I said, 'shalt be no more my guide.'
  • "When wed, our toil and trouble, pains and care,
  • Of means to live procured us humble share;
  • Five were our sons,--and we, though careful, found
  • Our hopes declining as the year came round;
  • For I perceived, yet would not soon perceive, 230
  • My husband stealing from my view to grieve;
  • Silent he grew, and when he spoke he sigh'd,
  • And surly look'd and peevishly replied.
  • Pensive by nature, he had gone of late
  • To those who preach'd of destiny and fate,
  • Of things fore-doom'd, and of election-grace,
  • And how in vain we strive to run our race;
  • That all by works and moral worth we gain }
  • Is to perceive our care and labour vain; }
  • That still the more we pay, our debts the more remain; 240 }
  • That he who feels not the mysterious call,
  • Lies bound in sin, still grov'ling from the fall.
  • My husband felt not;--our persuasion, prayer,
  • And our best reason darken'd his despair;
  • His very nature changed; he now reviled
  • My former conduct--he reproach'd my child;
  • He talk'd of bastard slips, and cursed his bed,
  • And from our kindness to concealment fled;
  • For ever to some evil change inclined, }
  • To every gloomy thought he lent his mind, 250 }
  • Nor rest would give to us, nor rest himself could find; }
  • His son suspended saw him, long bereft
  • Of life, nor prospect of revival left.
  • "With him died all our prospects, and once more
  • I shared th' allotments of the parish poor;
  • They took my children too, and this I know
  • Was just and lawful, but I felt the blow;
  • My idiot-maid and one unhealthy boy
  • Were left, a mother's misery and her joy.
  • "Three sons I follow'd to the grave, and one-- 260
  • Oh! can I speak of that unhappy son?
  • Would all the memory of that time were fled,
  • And all those horrors, with my child, were dead!
  • Before the world seduced him, what a grace
  • And smile of gladness shone upon his face!
  • Then he had knowledge; finely would he write;
  • Study to him was pleasure and delight;
  • Great was his courage, and but few could stand
  • Against the sleight and vigour of his hand;
  • The maidens loved him;--when he came to die, 270
  • No, not the coldest could suppress a sigh.
  • Here I must cease--how can I say, my child
  • Was by the bad of either sex beguiled?
  • Worst of the bad--they taught him that the laws
  • Made wrong and right; there was no other cause;
  • That all religion was the trade of priests,
  • And men, when dead, must perish like the beasts;--
  • And he, so lively and so gay before--
  • Ah! spare a mother--I can tell no more.
  • "Int'rest was made that they should not destroy 280
  • The comely form of my deluded boy--
  • But pardon came not; damp the place and deep
  • Where he was kept, as they'd a tiger keep;
  • For he, unhappy! had before them all
  • Vow'd he'd escape, whatever might befall.
  • "He'd means of dress, and dress'd beyond his means,
  • And, so to see him in such dismal scenes,
  • I cannot speak it--cannot bear to tell
  • Of that sad hour--I heard the passing-bell!
  • "Slowly they went; he smiled and look'd so smart, 290
  • Yet sure he shudder'd when he saw the cart,
  • And gave a look--until my dying-day,
  • That look will never from my mind away;
  • Oft as I sit, and ever in my dreams,
  • I see that look, and they have heard my screams.
  • "Now let me speak no more--yet all declared
  • That one so young, in pity should be spared,
  • And one so manly;--on his graceful neck,
  • That chains of jewels may be proud to deck,
  • To a small mole a mother's lips have press'd-- 300
  • And there the cord--my breath is sore oppress'd.
  • "I now can speak again:--my elder boy
  • Was that year drown'd--a seaman in a hoy.
  • He left a numerous race; of these would some
  • In their young troubles to my cottage come;
  • And these I taught--an humble teacher I--
  • Upon their heavenly Parent to rely.
  • "Alas! I needed such reliance more:--
  • My idiot-girl, so simply gay before,
  • Now wept in pain; some wretch had found a time, 310
  • Depraved and wicked, for that coward-crime;
  • I had indeed my doubt, but I suppress'd
  • The thought that day and night disturb'd my rest;
  • She and that sick-pale brother--but why strive
  • To keep the terrors of that time alive?
  • "The hour arrived, the new, th' undreaded pain,
  • That came with violence and yet came in vain.
  • I saw her die; her brother too is dead,
  • Nor own'd such crime--what is it that I dread?
  • "The parish-aid withdrawn, I look'd around, 320
  • And in my school a bless'd subsistence found--
  • My winter-calm of life: to be of use
  • Would pleasant thoughts and heavenly hopes produce;
  • I loved them all; it soothed me to presage
  • The various trials of their riper age,
  • Then dwell on mine, and bless the Power who gave
  • Pains to correct us, and remorse to save.
  • "Yes! these were days of peace, but they are past--
  • A trial came, I will believe, a last;
  • I lost my sight, and my employment gone, 330
  • Useless I live, but to the day live on;
  • Those eyes, which long the light of heaven enjoy'd,
  • Were not by pain, by agony destroy'd;
  • My senses fail not all; I speak, I pray;
  • By night my rest, my food I take by day;
  • And as my mind looks cheerful to my end,
  • I love mankind and call my God my friend."
  • NOTES TO LETTER XX.
  • [67] Note 1, page 470, line 5.
  • _Where thrift and lavender and lad's-love bloom._
  • The lad's or boy's love of some counties is the plant southernwood,
  • the artemisia abrotanum of botanists.
  • [68] Note 2, page 473, line 112.
  • _Of some vile plot, and every wo adieu!_
  • As this incident points out the work alluded to, I wish it to be
  • remembered, that the gloomy tenour, the querulous melancholy of the
  • story, is all I censure. The language of the writer is often
  • animated, and is, I believe, correct; the characters well drawn, and
  • the manners described from real life; but the perpetual occurrence
  • of sad events, the protracted list of teasing and perplexing
  • mischances, joined with much waspish invective, unallayed by
  • pleasantry or sprightliness, and these continued through many
  • hundred pages, render publications, intended for amusement and
  • executed with ability, heavy and displeasing;--you find your
  • favourite persons happy in the end; but they have teased you so much
  • with their perplexities by the way, that you were frequently
  • disposed to quit them in their distresses.
  • LETTER XXI.
  • _THE POOR OF THE BOROUGH._
  • ABEL KEENE.
  • [Coepisti] melius quam [desinis]: ultima primis
  • Cedunt. Dissimiles: hic vir et ille puer.
  • _Ovid. Deïanira Herculi_ [Heroid. VIII. vv. 23-4].
  • Now the Spirit speaketh expressly, that, in the latter times, some
  • shall depart from the faith, giving heed to seducing spirits and
  • doctrines of devils.
  • [I] _Epistle to Timothy_, [ch. IV. v. 1].
  • Abel, a poor Man, Teacher of a School of the lower Order; is placed in
  • the Office of a Merchant; is alarmed by Discourses of the Clerks;
  • unable to reply; becomes a Convert; dresses, drinks, and ridicules
  • his former Conduct--The Remonstrance of his Sister, a devout
  • Maiden--Its Effect--The Merchant dies--Abel returns to Poverty
  • unpitied; but relieved--His abject Condition--His Melancholy--He
  • wanders about: is found--His own Account of himself, and the
  • Revolutions in his Mind.
  • LETTER XXI.
  • _ABEL KEENE._
  • A quiet simple man was Abel Keene;
  • He meant no harm, nor did he often mean.
  • He kept a school of loud rebellious boys,
  • And growing old, grew nervous with the noise;
  • When a kind merchant hired his useful pen,
  • And made him happiest of accompting men;
  • With glee he rose to every easy day,
  • When half the labour brought him twice the pay.
  • There were young clerks, and there the merchant's son,
  • Choice spirits all, who wish'd him to be one; 10
  • It must, no question, give them lively joy,
  • Hopes long indulged, to combat and destroy;
  • At these they level'd all their skill and strength--
  • He fell not quickly, but he fell at length.
  • They quoted books, to him both bold and new,
  • And scorn'd as fables all he held as true--
  • "Such monkish stories and such nursery lies,"
  • That he was struck with terror and surprise.
  • "What! all his life had he the laws obey'd,
  • Which they broke through and were not once afraid? 20
  • Had he so long his evil passions check'd,
  • And yet at last had nothing to expect?
  • While they their lives in joy and pleasure led,
  • And then had nothing, at the end, to dread?
  • Was all his priest with so much zeal convey'd,
  • A part! a speech! for which the man was paid?
  • And were his pious books, his solemn prayers,
  • Not worth one tale of the admired Voltaire's?
  • Then was it time, while yet some years remain'd,
  • To drink untroubled and to think unchain'd, 30
  • And on all pleasures, which his purse could give,
  • Freely to seize, and while he lived, to live."
  • Much time he passed in this important strife,
  • The bliss or bane of his remaining life;
  • For converts all are made with care and grief,
  • And pangs attend the birth of unbelief;
  • Nor pass they soon;--with awe and fear he took
  • The flow'ry way, and cast back many a look.
  • The youths applauded much his wise design,
  • With weighty reasoning o'er their evening wine; 40
  • And much in private 'twould their mirth improve,
  • To hear how Abel spake of life and love;
  • To hear him own what grievous pains it cost,
  • Ere the old saint was in the sinner lost;
  • Ere his poor mind with every deed alarm'd,
  • By wit was settled, and by vice was charm'd.
  • For Abel enter'd in his bold career,
  • Like boys on ice, with pleasure and with fear;
  • Lingering, yet longing for the joy, he went,
  • Repenting now, now dreading to repent; 50
  • With awkward pace, and with himself at war,
  • Far gone, yet frighten'd that he went so far;
  • Oft for his efforts he'd solicit praise,
  • And then proceed with blunders and delays.
  • The young more aptly passion's calls pursue, }
  • But age and weakness start at scenes so new, }
  • And tremble when they've done, for all they dared to do. }
  • At length example Abel's dread removed;
  • With small concern he sought the joys he loved;
  • Not resting here, he claim'd his share of fame, 60
  • And first their votary, then their wit became;
  • His jest was bitter and his satire bold,
  • When he his tales of formal brethren told,
  • What time with pious neighbours he discuss'd,
  • Their boasted treasure and their boundless trust:
  • "Such were our dreams," the jovial elder cried;
  • "Awake and live," his youthful friends replied.
  • Now the gay clerk a modest drab despised,
  • And clad him smartly as his friends advised;
  • So fine a coat upon his back he threw, 70
  • That not an alley-boy old Abel knew;
  • Broad polish'd buttons blazed that coat upon,
  • And just beneath the watch's trinkets shone--
  • A splendid watch, that pointed out the time,
  • To fly from business and make free with crime.
  • The crimson waistcoat and the silken hose
  • Rank'd the lean man among the Borough beaux;
  • His raven hair he cropp'd with fierce disdain,
  • And light elastic locks encased his brain:
  • More pliant pupil who could hope to find, 80
  • So deck'd in person and so changed in mind?
  • When Abel walk'd the streets, with pleasant mien
  • He met his friends, delighted to be seen;
  • And, when he rode along the public way,
  • No beau so gaudy and no youth so gay.
  • His pious sister, now an ancient maid, }
  • For Abel fearing, first in secret pray'd; }
  • Then thus in love and scorn her notions she convey'd: }
  • "Alas! my brother! can I see thee pace }
  • Hoodwink'd to hell, and not lament thy case, 90 }
  • Nor stretch my feeble hand to stop thy headlong race? }
  • Lo! thou art bound; a slave in Satan's chain,
  • The righteous Abel turn'd the wretched Cain;
  • His brother's blood against the murderer cried;
  • Against thee thine, unhappy suicide!
  • Are all our pious nights and peaceful days,
  • Our evening readings and our morning praise,
  • Our spirits' comfort in the trials sent,
  • Our hearts' rejoicings in the blessings lent,
  • All that o'er grief a cheering influence shed-- 100
  • Are these for ever and for ever fled?
  • "When in the years gone by, the trying years,
  • When faith and hope had strife with wants and fears,
  • Thy nerves have trembled till thou couldst not eat
  • (Dress'd by this hand) thy mess of simple meat;
  • When, grieved by fastings, gall'd by fates severe,
  • Slow pass'd the days of the successless year;
  • Still in these gloomy hours, my brother then
  • Had glorious views, unseen by prosperous men:
  • And when thy heart has felt its wish denied, 110
  • What gracious texts hast thou to grief applied;
  • Till thou hast enter'd in thine humble bed,
  • By lofty hopes and heavenly musings fed;
  • Then I have seen thy lively looks express
  • The spirit's comforts in the man's distress.
  • "Then didst thou cry, exulting, 'Yes, 'tis fit,
  • 'Tis meet and right, my heart! that we submit;'
  • And wilt thou, Abel, thy new pleasures weigh
  • Against such triumphs?--Oh! repent and pray.
  • "What are thy pleasures?--with the gay to sit, 120
  • And thy poor brain torment for awkward wit;
  • All thy good thoughts (thou hat'st them) to restrain,
  • And give a wicked pleasure to the vain;
  • Thy long lean frame by fashion to attire,
  • That lads may laugh and wantons may admire;
  • To raise the mirth of boys, and not to see,
  • Unhappy maniac! that they laugh at thee.
  • "These boyish follies, which alone the boy
  • Can idly act or gracefully enjoy,
  • Add new reproaches to thy fallen state, 130
  • And make men scorn what they would only hate.
  • "What pains, my brother, dost thou take to prove
  • A taste for follies which thou canst not love!
  • Why do thy stiffening limbs the steed bestride--
  • That lads may laugh to see thou canst not ride?
  • And why (I feel the crimson tinge my cheek)
  • Dost thou by night in Diamond-Alley sneak?
  • "Farewell! the parish will thy sister keep, }
  • Where she in peace shall pray and sing and sleep, }
  • Save when for thee she mourns, thou wicked, wandering sheep! 140 }
  • When youth is fall'n, there's hope the young may rise,
  • But fallen age for ever hopeless lies:
  • Torn up by storms and placed in earth once more,
  • The younger tree may sun and soil restore;
  • But when the old and sapless trunk lies low,
  • No care or soil can former life bestow;
  • Reserved for burning is the worthless tree;
  • And what, O Abel! is reserved for thee?"
  • These angry words our hero deeply felt,
  • Though hard his heart, and indisposed to melt! 150
  • To gain relief he took a glass the more,
  • And, then went on as careless as before;
  • Thenceforth, uncheck'd, amusements he partook,
  • And (save his ledger) saw no decent book;
  • Him found the merchant punctual at his task,
  • And, that perform'd, he'd nothing more to ask;
  • He cared not how old Abel play'd the fool,
  • No master he, beyond the hours of school:
  • Thus they, proceeding, had their wine and joke,
  • Till merchant Dixon felt a warning stroke, 160
  • And, after struggling half a gloomy week,
  • Left his poor clerk another friend to seek.
  • Alas! the son, who led the saint astray,
  • Forgot the man whose follies made him gay;
  • He cared no more for Abel in his need,
  • [Than] Abel cared about his hackney steed;
  • He now, alas! had all his earnings spent,
  • And thus was left to languish and repent;
  • No school nor clerkship found he in the place,
  • Now lost to fortune, as before to grace. 170
  • For town-relief the grieving man applied,
  • And begg'd with tears what some with scorn denied;
  • Others look'd down upon the glowing vest,
  • And, frowning, ask'd him at what price he dress'd?
  • Happy for him his country's laws are mild,
  • They must support him, though they still reviled;
  • Grieved, abject, scorn'd, insulted, and betray'd,
  • Of God unmindful, and of man afraid--
  • No more he talk'd; 'twas pain, 'twas shame to speak,
  • His heart was sinking and his frame was weak. 180
  • His sister died with such serene delight,
  • He once again began to think her right;
  • Poor like himself, the happy spinster lay,
  • And sweet assurance bless'd her dying-day;
  • Poor like the spinster, he, when death was nigh,
  • Assured of nothing, felt afraid to die.
  • The cheerful clerks who sometimes pass'd the door,
  • Just mention'd "Abel!" and then thought no more.
  • So Abel, pondering on his state forlorn,
  • Look'd round for comfort, and was chased by scorn. 190
  • And now we saw him on the beach reclined,
  • Or causeless walking in the wint'ry wind;
  • And, when it raised a loud and angry sea,
  • He stood and gazed, in wretched reverie;
  • He heeded not the frost, the rain, the snow;
  • Close by the sea he walk'd alone and slow.
  • Sometimes his frame through many an hour he spread
  • Upon a tombstone, moveless as the dead;
  • And, was there found a sad and silent place,
  • There would he creep with slow and measured pace. 200
  • Then would he wander by the river's side,
  • And fix his eyes upon the falling tide;
  • The deep dry ditch, the rushes in the fen,
  • And mossy crag-pits were his lodgings then:
  • There, to his discontented thoughts a prey,
  • The melancholy mortal pined away.
  • The neighb'ring poor at length began to speak
  • Of Abel's ramblings--he'd been gone a week,
  • They knew not where; and little care they took
  • For one so friendless and so poor to look; 210
  • At last a stranger, in a pedler's shed,
  • Beheld him hanging--he had long been dead.
  • He left a paper, penn'd at sundry times,
  • Intitled thus--"My Groanings and my Crimes!"
  • "I was a christian man, and none could lay
  • Aught to my charge; I walk'd the narrow way:
  • All then was simple faith, serene and pure,
  • My hope was steadfast and my prospects sure;
  • Then was I tried by want and sickness sore, }
  • But these I clapp'd my shield of faith before, 220 }
  • And cares and wants and man's rebukes I bore. }
  • Alas! new foes assail'd me; I was vain,
  • They stung my pride and they confused my brain:
  • Oh! these deluders! with what glee they saw
  • Their simple dupe transgress the righteous law;
  • 'Twas joy to them to view that dreadful strife,
  • When faith and frailty warr'd for more than life;
  • So with their pleasures they beguiled the heart,
  • Then with their logic they allay'd the smart;
  • They proved (so thought I then) with reasons strong, 230
  • That no man's feelings ever led him wrong;
  • And thus I went, as on the varnish'd ice,
  • The smooth career of unbelief and vice.
  • Oft would the youths, with sprightly speech and bold,
  • Their witty tales of naughty priests unfold;
  • ''Twas all a craft,' they said, 'a cunning trade,
  • Not she the priests, but priests religion made:'
  • So I believed;"--No, Abel! to thy grief,
  • So thou relinquish'dst all that was belief;--
  • "I grew as very flint, and when the rest 240
  • Laugh'd at devotion, I enjoy'd the jest;
  • But this all vanish'd like the morning-dew, }
  • When unemploy'd, and poor again I grew; }
  • Yea! I was doubly poor, for I was wicked too. }
  • "The mouse that trespass'd and the treasure stole,
  • Found his lean body fitted to the hole;
  • Till, having fatted, he was forced to stay,
  • And, fasting, starve his stolen bulk away.
  • Ah! worse for me--grown poor, I yet remain
  • In sinful bonds, and pray and fast in vain. 250
  • "At length I thought: although these friends of sin
  • Have spread their net and caught their prey therein;
  • Though my hard heart could not for mercy call,
  • Because, though great my grief, my faith was small;
  • Yet, as the sick on skilful men rely,
  • The soul diseased may to a doctor fly.
  • "A famous one there was, whose skill had wrought
  • Cures past relief, and him the sinners sought;
  • Numbers there were denied by mire and filth,
  • Whom he recover'd by his goodly tilth:-- 260
  • 'Come then,' I said, 'let me the man behold,
  • And tell my case;'--I saw him and I told.
  • "With trembling voice, 'Oh! reverend sir,' I said,
  • 'I once believed, and I was then misled;
  • And now such doubts my sinful soul beset,
  • I dare not say that I'm a Christian yet;
  • Canst thou, good sir, by thy superior skill,
  • Inform my judgment and direct my will?
  • Ah! give thy cordial; let my soul have rest,
  • And be the outward man alone distress'd; 270
  • For at my state I tremble.'--'Tremble more,'
  • Said the good man, 'and then rejoice therefore;
  • 'Tis good to tremble; prospects then are fair,
  • When the lost soul is plunged in deep despair.
  • Once thou wert simply honest, just and pure,
  • Whole, as thou thought'st, and never wish'd a cure;
  • Now thou hast plunged in folly, shame, disgrace;
  • Now thou'rt an object meet for healing grace;
  • No merit thine, no virtue, hope, belief; }
  • Nothing hast thou, but misery, sin, and grief, 280 }
  • The best, the only titles to relief.' }
  • "'What must I do,' I said, 'my soul to free?'
  • '--Do nothing, man; it will be done for thee.'
  • 'But must I not, my reverend guide, believe?'
  • '--If thou art call'd, thou wilt the faith receive;'--
  • 'But I repent not.'--Angry he replied,
  • 'If thou art call'd, thou needest nought beside;
  • Attend on us, and if 'tis Heaven's decree,
  • The call will come--if not, ah! wo for thee.'
  • "There then I waited, ever on the watch, 290
  • A spark of hope, a ray of light to catch;
  • His words fell softly like the flakes of snow,
  • But I could never find my heart o'erflow.
  • He cried aloud, till in the flock began
  • The sigh, the tear, as caught from man to man;
  • They wept and they rejoiced, and there was I,
  • Hard as a flint, and as the desert dry.
  • To me no tokens of the call would come,
  • I felt my sentence and received my doom;
  • But I complain'd;--'Let thy repinings cease, 300 }
  • Oh! man of sin, for they thy guilt increase; }
  • It bloweth where it listeth,--die in peace.' }
  • --'In peace, and perish?' I replied; 'impart
  • Some better comfort to a burthen'd heart.'--
  • 'Alas!' the priest return'd, 'can I direct
  • The heavenly call?--Do I proclaim th' elect?
  • Raise not thy voice against th' Eternal will,
  • But take thy part with sinners and be still[69].'
  • "Alas! for me, no more the times of peace
  • Are mine on earth--in death my pains may cease. 310
  • "Foes to my soul! ye young seducers, know,
  • What serious ills from your amusements flow;
  • Opinions you with so much ease profess
  • O'erwhelm the simple and their minds oppress:
  • Let such be happy, nor with reasons strong,
  • That make them wretched, prove their notions wrong;
  • Let them proceed in that they deem the way,
  • Fast when they will, and at their pleasure pray.
  • Yes, I have pity for my brethren's lot;
  • And so had Dives, but it help'd him not. 320
  • And is it thus?--I'm full of doubts:--Adieu!
  • Perhaps his reverence is mistaken too."
  • NOTE TO LETTER XXI.
  • [69] Note 1, page 489, line 308.
  • _But take thy part with sinners and be still._
  • In a periodical work for the month of June last, the preceding
  • dialogue is pronounced to be a most abominable caricature, if meant
  • to be applied to Calvinists in general, and greatly distorted, if
  • designed for an individual. Now, the author in his preface has
  • declared, that he takes not upon him the censure of any sect or
  • society for their opinions; and the lines themselves evidently point
  • to an individual, whose sentiments they very fairly represent,
  • without any distortion whatsoever. In a pamphlet entitled "A Cordial
  • for a Sin-despairing Soul," originally written by a teacher of
  • religion, and lately re-published by another teacher of greater
  • notoriety, the reader is informed that after he had full assurance
  • of his salvation, the Spirit entered particularly into the subject
  • with him; and, among many other matters of like nature, assured him
  • that "his sins were fully and freely forgiven, as if they had never
  • been committed: not for any act done by him, whether believing in
  • Christ, or repenting of sin; nor yet for the sorrows and miseries he
  • endured, nor for any service he should be called upon in his
  • militant state, but for his own name and for his glory's sake[70],"
  • &c. And the whole drift and tenour of the book is to the same
  • purpose, viz. the uselessness of all religious duties, such as
  • prayer, contrition, fasting, and good works: he shows the evil done
  • by reading such books as the Whole Duty of Man, and the Practice of
  • Piety; and complains heavily of his relation, an Irish bishop, who
  • wanted him to join with the household in family prayer: in fact, the
  • whole work inculcates that sort of quietism which this dialogue
  • alludes to, and that without any recommendation of attendance on the
  • teachers of the Gospel, but rather holding forth encouragement to
  • the supineness of man's nature; by the information that he in vain
  • looks for acceptance by the employment of his talents, and that his
  • hopes of glory are rather extinguished than raised by any
  • application to the means of grace.
  • [70] Cordial, &c. page 87.
  • LETTER XXII.
  • _THE POOR OF THE BOROUGH._
  • PETER GRIMES.
  • ----Was a sordid soul,
  • Such as does murder for a meed;
  • Who but for fear knows no control,
  • Because his conscience, sear'd and foul,
  • Feels not the import of the deed;
  • One whose brute feeling ne'er aspires
  • Beyond his own more brute desires.
  • _Scott, Marmion_ [Canto II.].
  • Methought the souls of all that I had murder'd
  • Came to my tent, and every one did threat----
  • _Shakspeare. Richard III._ [Act V. Sc. 3, vv. 204-5].
  • The times have been,
  • That, when the brains were out, the man would die,
  • And there an end; but now they rise again,
  • With twenty mortal murders on their crowns,
  • And push us from our stools.
  • _Macbeth_ [Act III. Sc. 4. vv. 78-82].
  • The Father of Peter a Fisherman--Peter's early Conduct--His Grief for
  • the old Man--He takes an Apprentice--The Boy's Suffering and
  • Fate--A second Boy: how he died--Peter acquitted--A third
  • Apprentice--A Voyage by Sea: the Boy does not return--Evil Report
  • on Peter: he is tried and threatened--Lives alone--His Melancholy
  • and incipient Madness--Is observed and visited--He escapes and is
  • taken: is lodged in a Parish-house: Women attend and watch him--He
  • speaks in a Delirium: grows more collected--His Account of his
  • Feelings and visionary Terrors previous to his Death.
  • LETTER XXII.
  • _PETER GRIMES._
  • Old Peter Grimes made fishing his employ; }
  • His wife he cabin'd with him and his boy, }
  • And seem'd that life laborious to enjoy. }
  • To town came quiet Peter with his fish,
  • And had of all a civil word and wish.
  • He left his trade upon the sabbath-day,
  • And took young Peter in his hand to pray;
  • But soon the stubborn boy from care broke loose,
  • At first refused, then added his abuse;
  • His father's love he scorn'd, his power defied, 10
  • But, being drunk, wept sorely when he died.
  • Yes! then he wept, and to his mind there came
  • Much of his conduct, and he felt the shame:--
  • How he had oft the good old man reviled,
  • And never paid the duty of a child;
  • How, when the father in his Bible read,
  • He in contempt and anger left the shed;
  • "It is the word of life," the parent cried;
  • --"This is the life itself," the boy replied;
  • And while old Peter in amazement stood, 20
  • Gave the hot spirit to his boiling blood;--
  • How he, with oath and furious speech, began
  • To prove his freedom and assert the man;
  • And when the parent check'd his impious rage,
  • How he had cursed the tyranny of age;--
  • Nay, once had dealt the sacrilegious blow
  • On his bare head, and laid his parent low;
  • The father groan'd--"If thou art old," said he,
  • "And hast a son--thou wilt remember me;
  • Thy mother left me in a happy time, 30
  • Thou kill'dst not her--Heav'n spares the double crime."
  • On an inn-settle, in his maudlin grief,
  • This he revolved, and drank for his relief.
  • Now lived the youth in freedom, but debarr'd
  • From constant pleasure, and he thought it hard;
  • Hard that he could not every wish obey,
  • But must awhile relinquish ale and play;
  • Hard! that he could not to his cards attend,
  • But must acquire the money he would spend.
  • With greedy eye he look'd on all he saw; 40
  • He knew not justice, and he laugh'd at law;
  • On all he mark'd he stretch'd his ready hand;
  • He fish'd by water, and he filch'd by land.
  • Oft in the night has Peter dropp'd his oar,
  • Fled from his boat and sought for prey on shore;
  • Oft up the hedge-row glided, on his back }
  • Bearing the orchard's produce in a sack, }
  • Or farm-yard load, tugg'd fiercely from the stack; }
  • And as these wrongs to greater numbers rose,
  • The more he look'd on all men as his foes. 50
  • He built a mud-wall'd hovel, where he kept
  • His various wealth, and there he oft-times slept;
  • But no success could please his cruel soul,
  • He wish'd for one to trouble and control;
  • He wanted some obedient boy to stand
  • And bear the blow of his outrageous hand;
  • And hoped to find in some propitious hour
  • A feeling creature subject to his power.
  • Peter had heard there were in London then--
  • Still have they being!--workhouse-clearing men, 60
  • Who, undisturb'd by feelings just or kind,
  • Would parish-boys to needy tradesmen bind;
  • They in their want a trifling sum would take,
  • And toiling slaves of piteous orphans make.
  • Such Peter sought, and, when a lad was found,
  • The sum was dealt him, and the slave was bound.
  • Some few in town observed in Peter's trap
  • A boy, with jacket blue and woollen cap;
  • But none inquired how Peter used the rope,
  • Or what the bruise, that made the stripling stoop; 70
  • None could the ridges on his back behold,
  • None sought him shiv'ring in the winter's cold;
  • None put the question--"Peter, dost thou give
  • The boy his food?--What, man! the lad must live:
  • Consider, Peter, let the child have bread,
  • He'll serve thee better if he's stroked and fed."
  • None reason'd thus--and some, on hearing cries,
  • Said calmly, "Grimes is at his exercise."
  • Pinn'd, beaten, cold, pinch'd, threaten'd, and abused--
  • His efforts punish'd and his food refused-- 80
  • Awake tormented--soon aroused from sleep--
  • Struck if he wept, and yet compell'd to weep:
  • The trembling boy dropp'd down and strove to pray,
  • Received a blow, and trembling turn'd away,
  • Or sobb'd and hid his piteous face;--while he,
  • The savage master, grinn'd in horrid glee:
  • He'd now the power he ever loved to show,
  • A feeling being subject to his blow.
  • Thus lived the lad, in hunger, peril, pain,
  • His tears despised, his supplications vain. 90
  • Compell'd by fear to lie, by need to steal,
  • His bed uneasy and unbless'd his meal,
  • For three sad years the boy his tortures bore;
  • And then his pains and trials were no more.
  • "How died he, Peter?" when the people said, }
  • He growl'd--"I found him lifeless in his bed;" }
  • Then tried for softer tone, and sigh'd, "Poor Sam is dead." }
  • Yet murmurs were there, and some questions ask'd--
  • How he was fed, how punish'd, and how task'd?
  • Much they suspected, but they little proved, 100
  • And Peter pass'd untroubled and unmoved.
  • Another boy with equal ease was found,
  • The money granted, and the victim bound;
  • And what his fate?--One night, it chanced he fell
  • From the boat's mast and perish'd in her well,
  • Where fish were living kept, and where the boy
  • (So reason'd men) could not himself destroy.
  • "Yes! so it was," said Peter; "in his play,
  • (For he was idle both by night and day,)
  • He climb'd the main-mast and then fell below;"-- 110
  • Then show'd his corpse and pointed to the blow;--
  • "What said the jury?"--They were long in doubt;
  • But sturdy Peter faced the matter out:
  • So they dismiss'd him, saying at the time,
  • "Keep fast your hatchway, when you've boys who climb."
  • This hit the conscience, and he colour'd more
  • Than for the closest questions put before.
  • Thus all his fears the verdict set aside,
  • And at the slave-shop Peter still applied.
  • Then came a boy, of manners soft and mild-- 120
  • Our seamen's wives with grief beheld the child;
  • All thought (the poor themselves) that he was one
  • Of gentle blood, some noble sinner's son,
  • Who had, belike, deceived some humble maid,
  • Whom he had first seduced and then betray'd.--
  • However this, he seem'd a gracious lad,
  • In grief submissive and with patience sad.
  • Passive he labour'd, till his slender frame
  • Bent with his loads, and he at length was lame;--
  • Strange that a frame so weak could bear so long 130
  • The grossest insult and the foulest wrong;
  • But there were causes--in the town they gave
  • Fire, food, and comfort, to the gentle slave;
  • And though stern Peter, with a cruel hand,
  • And knotted rope, enforced the rude command,
  • Yet he consider'd what he'd lately felt,
  • And his vile blows with selfish pity dealt.
  • One day such draughts the cruel fisher made
  • He could not vend them in his borough-trade,
  • But sail'd for London-mart; the boy was ill, 140
  • But ever humbled to his master's will;
  • And on the river, where they smoothly sail'd,
  • He strove with terror and awhile prevail'd;
  • But, new to danger on the angry sea,
  • He clung affrighten'd to his master's knee.
  • The boat grew leaky and the wind was strong,
  • Rough was the passage and the time was long;
  • His liquor fail'd, and Peter's wrath arose--
  • No more is known--the rest we must suppose,
  • Or learn of Peter;--Peter says, he "spied 150 }
  • The stripling's danger and for harbour tried; }
  • Meantime the fish, and then th' apprentice died." }
  • The pitying women raised a clamour round,
  • And weeping said, "Thou hast thy 'prentice drown'd."
  • Now the stern man was summon'd to the hall,
  • To tell his tale before the burghers all.
  • He gave th' account; profess'd the lad he loved,
  • And kept his brazen features all unmoved.
  • The mayor himself with tone severe replied,--
  • "Henceforth with thee shall never boy abide; 160
  • Hire thee a freeman, whom thou durst not beat,
  • But who, in thy despite, will sleep and eat.
  • Free thou art now!--again shouldst thou appear,
  • Thou'lt find thy sentence, like thy soul, severe."
  • Alas! for Peter not a helping hand,
  • So was he hated, could he now command;
  • Alone he row'd his boat; alone he cast
  • His nets beside, or made his anchor fast;
  • To hold a rope or hear a curse was none--
  • He toil'd and rail'd; he groan'd and swore alone. 170
  • Thus by himself compell'd to live each day,
  • To wait for certain hours the tide's delay;
  • At the same times the same dull views to see,
  • The bounding marsh-bank and the blighted tree;
  • The water only when the tides were high;
  • When low, the mud half-cover'd and half-dry;
  • The sun-burnt tar that blisters on the planks,
  • And bank-side stakes in their uneven ranks;
  • Heaps of entangled weeds that slowly float,
  • As the tide rolls by the impeded boat. 180
  • When tides were neap, and, in the sultry day,
  • Through the tall bounding mud-banks made their way,
  • Which on each side rose swelling, and below
  • The dark warm flood ran silently and slow:
  • There anchoring, Peter chose from man to hide, }
  • There hang his head, and view the lazy tide }
  • In its hot slimy channel slowly glide; }
  • Where the small eels that left the deeper way
  • For the warm shore, within the shallows play;
  • Where gaping muscles, left upon the mud, 190
  • Slope their slow passage to the fallen flood:--
  • Here dull and hopeless he'd lie down and trace
  • How sidelong crabs had scrawl'd their crooked race;
  • Or sadly listen to the tuneless cry
  • Of fishing gull or clanging golden-eye;
  • What time the sea-birds to the marsh would come, }
  • And the loud bittern, from the bull-rush home, }
  • Gave from the salt-ditch side the bellowing boom. }
  • He nursed the feelings these dull scenes produce,
  • And loved to stop beside the opening sluice; 200
  • Where the small stream, confined in narrow bound,
  • Ran with a dull, unvaried, sadd'ning sound;
  • Where all presented to the eye or ear
  • Oppress'd the soul with misery, grief, and fear.
  • Besides these objects, there were places three,
  • Which Peter seem'd with certain dread to see;
  • When he drew near them he would turn from each,
  • And loudly whistle till he pass'd the reach[71].
  • A change of scene to him brought no relief;
  • In town, 'twas plain, men took him for a thief: 210
  • The sailors' wives would stop him in the street,
  • And say, "Now, Peter, thou'st no boy to beat;"
  • Infants at play, when they perceived him, ran,
  • Warning each other--"That's the wicked man;"
  • He growl'd an oath, and in an angry tone
  • Cursed the whole place and wish'd to be alone.
  • Alone he was, the same dull scenes in view,
  • And still more gloomy in his sight they grew.
  • Though man he hated, yet employ'd alone
  • At bootless labour, he would swear and groan, 220
  • Cursing the shoals that glided by the spot,
  • And gulls that caught them when his arts could not.
  • Cold nervous tremblings shook his sturdy frame,
  • And strange disease--he couldn't say the name;
  • Wild were his dreams, and oft he rose in fright,
  • Waked by his view of horrors in the night--
  • Horrors that would the sternest minds amaze,
  • Horrors that demons might be proud to raise;
  • And, though he felt forsaken, grieved at heart, }
  • To think he lived from all mankind apart; 230 }
  • Yet, if a man approach'd, in terrors he would start. }
  • A winter pass'd since Peter saw the town,
  • And summer-lodgers were again come down;
  • These, idly curious, with their glasses spied
  • The ships in bay as anchored for the tide--
  • The river's craft--the bustle of the quay--
  • And sea-port views, which landmen love to see.
  • One, up the river, had a man and boat
  • Seen day by day, now anchor'd, now afloat;
  • Fisher he seem'd, yet used no net nor hook; 240 }
  • Of sea-fowl swimming by no heed he took, }
  • But on the gliding waves still fix'd his lazy look; }
  • At certain stations he would view the stream,
  • As if he stood bewilder'd in a dream,
  • Or that some power had chain'd him for a time,
  • To feel a curse or meditate on crime.
  • This known, some curious, some in pity went,
  • And others question'd--"Wretch, dost thou repent?"
  • He heard, he trembled, and in fear resign'd
  • His boat; new terror fill'd his restless mind; 250
  • Furious he grew, and up the country ran,
  • And there they seized him--a distemper'd man.--
  • Him we received; and to a parish-bed,
  • Follow'd and cursed, the groaning man was led.
  • Here when they saw him, whom they used to shun,
  • A lost, lone man, so harass'd and undone,
  • Our gentle females, ever prompt to feel,
  • Perceived compassion on their anger steal;
  • His crimes they could not from their memories blot;
  • But they were grieved, and trembled at his lot. 260
  • A priest too came, to whom his words are told;
  • And all the signs they shudder'd to behold.
  • "Look! look!" they cried; "his limbs with horror shake, }
  • And as he grinds his teeth, what noise they make! }
  • How glare his angry eyes, and yet he's not awake. }
  • See! what cold drops upon his forehead stand,
  • And how he clenches that broad bony hand."
  • The priest, attending, found he spoke at times
  • As one alluding to his fears and crimes:
  • "It was the fall," he mutter'd, "I can show 270
  • The manner how--I never struck a blow;"--
  • And then aloud--"Unhand me, free my chain;
  • On oath, he fell--it struck him to the brain;--
  • Why ask my father?--that old man will swear
  • Against my life; besides, he wasn't there;--
  • What, all agreed?--Am I to die to-day?--
  • My Lord, in mercy, give me time to pray."
  • Then, as they watch'd him, calmer he became,
  • And grew so weak he couldn't move his frame,
  • But murmuring spake--while they could see and hear 280
  • The start of terror and the groan of fear;
  • See the large dew-beads on his forehead rise,
  • And the cold death-drop glaze his sunken eyes;
  • Nor yet he died, but with unwonted force
  • Seem'd with some fancied being to discourse.
  • He knew not us, or with accustom'd art
  • He hid the knowledge, yet exposed his heart;
  • 'Twas part confession and the rest defence,
  • A madman's tale, with gleams of waking sense.
  • "I'll tell you all," he said; "the very day 290
  • When the old man first placed them in my way:
  • My father's spirit--he who always tried
  • To give me trouble, when he lived and died--
  • When he was gone, he could not be content
  • To see my days in painful labour spent,
  • But would appoint his meetings, and he made
  • Me watch at these, and so neglect my trade.
  • "'Twas one hot noon, all silent, still, serene;
  • No living being had I lately seen;
  • I paddled up and down and dipp'd my net, 300
  • But (such his pleasure) I could nothing get--
  • A father's pleasure, when his toil was done,
  • To plague and torture thus an only son!
  • And so I sat and look'd upon the stream,
  • How it ran on, and felt as in a dream--
  • But dream it was not; no!--I fix'd my eyes
  • On the mid stream and saw the spirits rise;
  • I saw my father on the water stand,
  • And held a thin pale boy in either hand;
  • And there they glided ghastly on the top 310
  • Of the salt flood, and never touch'd a drop.
  • I would have struck them, but they knew th' intent,
  • And smiled upon the oar, and down they went.
  • "Now, from that day, whenever I began
  • To dip my net, there stood the hard old man--
  • He and those boys; I humbled me and pray'd
  • They would be gone;--they heeded not, but stay'd.
  • Nor could I turn, nor would the boat go by, }
  • But gazing on the spirits, there was I; }
  • They bade me leap to death, but I was loth to die. 320 }
  • And every day, as sure as day arose,
  • Would these three spirits meet me ere the close;
  • To hear and mark them daily was my doom,
  • And 'Come,' they said, with weak, sad voices, 'come.'
  • To row away with all my strength I try'd; }
  • But there were they, hard by me in the tide, }
  • The three unbodied forms--and 'Come,' still 'come,' they cried. }
  • "Fathers should pity--but this old man shook
  • His hoary locks, and froze me by a look.
  • Thrice, when I struck them, through the water came 330
  • A hollow groan that weakened all my frame;
  • 'Father!' said I, 'have mercy!'--He replied,
  • I know not what--the angry spirit lied,--
  • 'Didst thou not draw thy knife?' said he;--'Twas true,
  • But I had pity and my arm withdrew;
  • He cried for mercy which I kindly gave,
  • But he has no compassion in his grave.
  • "There were three places, where they ever rose;--
  • The whole long river has not such as those--
  • Places accursed, where, if a man remain, 340
  • He'll see the things which strike him to the brain;
  • And there they made me on my paddle lean,
  • And look at them for hours--accursed scene!
  • When they would glide to that smooth eddy-space,
  • Then bid me leap and join them in the place;
  • And at my groans each little villain sprite
  • Enjoy'd my pains and vanish'd in delight.
  • "In one fierce summer-day, when my poor brain
  • Was burning hot and cruel was my pain,
  • Then came this father-foe; and there he stood 350
  • With his two boys again upon the flood;
  • There was more mischief in their eyes, more glee
  • In their pale faces when they glared at me.
  • Still did they force me on the oar to rest,
  • And when they saw me fainting and oppress'd,
  • He, with his hand, the old man, scoop'd the flood,
  • And there came flame about him, mix'd with blood;
  • He bade me stoop and look upon the place,
  • Then flung the hot-red liquor in my face;
  • Burning it blazed, and then I roar'd for pain, 360
  • I thought the demons would have turn'd my brain.
  • "Still there they stood, and forced me to behold
  • A place of horrors--they cannot be told--
  • Where the flood open'd, there I heard the shriek
  • Of tortured guilt no earthly tongue can speak:
  • 'All days alike! for ever!' did they say,
  • 'And unremitted torments every day!'--
  • Yes, so they said;"--but here he ceased and gazed
  • On all around, affrighten'd and amazed;
  • And still he tried to speak, and look'd in dread 370
  • Of frighten'd females gathering round his bed;
  • Then dropp'd exhausted and appear'd at rest,
  • Till the strong foe the vital powers possess'd;
  • Then with an inward, broken voice he cried,
  • "Again they come," and mutter'd as he died.
  • FOOTNOTES:
  • [71] The reaches in a river are those parts which extend from point
  • to point. Johnson has not the word precisely in this sense; but it
  • is very common, and I believe used wheresoever a navigable river can
  • be found in this country.
  • LETTER XXIII.
  • _PRISONS._
  • Poena autem vehemens ac multò sævior illis,
  • Quas et Cæditius gravis invenit aut Rhadamanthus,
  • Nocte dieque suum gestare in pectore testem.
  • _Juvenal._ Sat. 13. ll. 197-9.
  • Think [our] former state a happy dream,
  • From which awaked, the truth of what we are
  • Shows us but this,--I am sworn brother now
  • To grim Necessity, and he and I
  • Will keep a league till death.
  • _Richard II._ [Act V. Sc. 1, ll. 18-22].
  • The Mind of Man accommodates itself to all Situations; Prisons
  • otherwise would be intolerable--Debtors; their different Kinds:
  • three particularly described; others more briefly--An arrested
  • Prisoner: his Account of his Feelings and his Situation--The
  • Alleviations of a Prison--Prisoners for Crimes--Two condemned: a
  • vindictive Female: a Highwayman--The Interval between Condemnation
  • and Execution--His Feelings as the Time approaches--His Dream.
  • LETTER XXIII.
  • _PRISONS._
  • 'Tis well that man to all the varying states
  • Of good and ill his mind accommodates;
  • He not alone progressive grief sustains,
  • But soon submits to unexperienced pains.
  • Change after change, all climes his body bears,
  • His mind repeated shocks of changing cares;
  • Faith and fair virtue arm the nobler breast;
  • Hope and mere want of feeling aid the rest.
  • Or who could bear to lose the balmy air
  • Of summer's breath, from all things fresh and fair, 10
  • With all that man admires or loves below; }
  • All earth and water, wood and vale bestow, }
  • Where rosy pleasures smile, whence real blessings flow; }
  • With sight and sound of every kind that lives,
  • And crowning all with joy that freedom gives?
  • Who could from these, in some unhappy day,
  • Bear to be drawn by ruthless arms away
  • To the vile nuisance of a noisome room,
  • Where only insolence and misery come?
  • (Save that the curious will by chance appear, 20
  • Or some in pity drop a fruitless tear,)
  • To a damp prison, where the very sight
  • Of the warm sun is favour and not right;
  • Where all we hear or see the feelings shock,
  • The oath and groan, the fetter and the lock?
  • Who could bear this and live?--Oh! many a year
  • All this is borne, and miseries more severe;
  • And some there are, familiar with the scene,
  • Who live in mirth, though few become serene.
  • Far as I might the inward man perceive, 30
  • There was a constant effort--not to grieve;
  • Not to despair, for better days would come,
  • And the freed debtor smile again at home;
  • Subdued his habits, he may peace regain,
  • And bless the woes that were not sent in vain.
  • Thus might we class the debtors here confined,
  • The more deceived, the more deceitful kind;
  • Here are the guilty race, who mean to live
  • On credit, that credulity will give;
  • Who purchase, conscious they can never pay; 40
  • Who know their fate, and traffic to betray;
  • On whom no pity, fear, remorse, prevail,
  • Their aim a statute, their resource a jail;--
  • These as the public spoilers we regard;
  • No dun so harsh, no creditor so hard.
  • A second kind are they, who truly strive
  • To keep their sinking credit long alive;
  • Success, nay prudence, they may want, but yet
  • They would be solvent, and deplore a debt;
  • All means they use, to all expedients run, 50
  • And are by slow, sad steps, at last undone.
  • Justly, perhaps, you blame their want of skill,
  • But mourn their feelings and absolve their will.
  • There is a debtor, who his trifling _all_
  • Spreads in a shop; it would not fill a stall:
  • There at one window his temptation lays,
  • And in new modes disposes and displays.
  • Above the door you shall his name behold,
  • And what he vends in ample letters told,
  • The words _repository_, _warehouse_, all 60
  • He uses to enlarge concerns so small.
  • He to his goods assigns some beauty's name,
  • Then in her reign, and hopes they'll share her fame;
  • And talks of credit, commerce, traffic, trade,
  • As one important by their profit made;
  • But who can paint the vacancy, the gloom,
  • And spare dimensions of one backward room?
  • Wherein he dines, if so 'tis fit to speak,
  • Of one day's herring and the morrow's steak;
  • An anchorite in diet, all his care 70
  • Is to display his stock and vend his ware.
  • Long waiting hopeless, then he tries to meet
  • A kinder fortune in a distant street;
  • There he again displays, increasing yet
  • Corroding sorrow and consuming debt:
  • Alas! he wants the requisites to rise--
  • The true connexions, the availing ties;
  • They who proceed on certainties advance;
  • These are not times when men prevail by chance.
  • But still he tries, till, after years of pain, 80
  • He finds, with anguish, he has tried in vain.
  • Debtors are these on whom 'tis hard to press,
  • 'Tis base, impolitic, and merciless.
  • To these we add a miscellaneous kind,
  • By pleasure, pride, and indolence confined;
  • Those whom no calls, no warnings could divert,
  • The unexperienced and the inexpert;
  • The builder, idler, schemer, gamester, sot--
  • The follies different, but the same their lot;
  • Victims of horses, lasses, drinking, dice, 90
  • Of every passion, humour, whim, and vice.
  • See that sad merchant, who but yesterday
  • Had a vast household in command and pay;
  • He now entreats permission to employ
  • A boy he needs, and then entreats the boy.
  • And there sits one, improvident but kind,
  • Bound for a friend, whom honour could not bind;
  • Sighing, he speaks to any who appear,
  • "A treach'rous friend--'twas that which sent me here:
  • I was too kind--I thought I could depend 100
  • On his bare word--he was a treach'rous friend."
  • A female too!--it is to her a home;
  • She came before--and she again will come.
  • Her friends have pity; when their anger drops,
  • They take her home;--she's tried her schools and shops--
  • Plan after plan;--but fortune would not mend, }
  • She to herself was still the treach'rous friend; }
  • And wheresoe'er began, all here was sure to end. }
  • And there she sits as thoughtless and as gay, }
  • As if she'd means, or not a debt to pay-- 110 }
  • Or knew to-morrow she'd be call'd away-- }
  • Or felt a shilling and could dine to-day. }
  • While thus observing, I began to trace
  • The sober'd features of a well-known face--
  • Looks once familiar, manners form'd to please,
  • And all illumined by a heart at ease.
  • But fraud and flattery ever claim'd a part
  • (Still unresisted) of that easy heart;
  • But he at length beholds me--"Ah! my friend!
  • And have thy pleasures this unlucky end?" 120
  • "Too sure," he said, and, smiling as he sigh'd:
  • "I went astray, though prudence seem'd my guide;
  • All she proposed I in my heart approved,
  • And she was honour'd, but my pleasure loved--
  • Pleasure, the mistress to whose arms I fled,
  • From wife-like lectures angry prudence read.
  • "Why speak the madness of a life like mine,
  • The powers of beauty, novelty, and wine?
  • Why paint the wanton smile, the venal vow,
  • Or friends whose worth I can appreciate now? 130
  • "Oft I perceived my fate, and then would say,
  • 'I'll think to-morrow, I must live to-day:'
  • So am I here--I own the laws are just--
  • And here, where thought is painful, think I must.
  • But speech is pleasant; this discourse with thee
  • Brings to my mind the sweets of liberty;
  • Breaks on the sameness of the place, and gives
  • The doubtful heart conviction that it lives,
  • "Let me describe my anguish in the hour
  • When law detained me and I felt its power. 140
  • "When in that shipwreck, this I found my shore,
  • And join'd the wretched, who were wreck'd before;
  • When I perceived each feature in the face
  • Pinch'd through neglect or turbid by disgrace;
  • When in these wasting forms affliction stood
  • In my afflicted view, it chill'd my blood;--
  • And forth I rush'd, a quick retreat to make,
  • Till a loud laugh proclaim'd the dire mistake.
  • But when the groan had settled to a sigh;
  • When gloom became familiar to the eye; 150
  • When I perceive how others seem to rest,
  • With every evil rankling in my breast--
  • Led by example, I put on the man,
  • Sing off my sighs, and trifle as I can.
  • "Homer! nay, Pope! (for never will I seek
  • Applause for learning--nought have I with Greek--)
  • Gives us the secrets of his pagan hell,
  • Where ghost with ghost in sad communion dwell;
  • Where shade meets shade, and round the gloomy meads
  • They glide and speak of old heroic deeds-- 160
  • What fields they conquer'd, and what foes they slew
  • And sent to join the melancholy crew.
  • "When a new spirit in that world was found,
  • A thousand shadowy forms came flitting round;
  • Those who had known him, fond inquiries made:--
  • 'Of all we left, inform us, gentle shade,
  • Now as we lead thee in our realms to dwell,
  • Our twilight groves, and meads of asphodel.'
  • "What paints the poet, is our station here,
  • Where we like ghosts and flitting shades appear: 170
  • This is the hell he sings, and here we meet,
  • And former deeds to new-made friends repeat;
  • Heroic deeds, which here obtain us fame,
  • And are in fact the causes why we came.
  • Yes! this dim region is old Homer's hell,
  • Abate but groves and meads of asphodel.
  • "Here, when a stranger from your world we spy,
  • We gather round him and for news apply;
  • He hears unheeding, nor can speech endure,
  • But shivering gazes on the vast obscure. 180
  • We, smiling, pity, and by kindness show
  • We felt his feelings and his terrors know;
  • Then speak of comfort--time will give him sight,
  • Where now 'tis dark; where now 'tis wo, delight.
  • "'Have hope,' we say, 'and soon the place to thee
  • Shall not a prison but a castle be;
  • When to the wretch whom care and guilt confound,
  • The world's a prison, with a wider bound;
  • Go where he may, he feels himself confined,
  • And wears the fetters of an abject mind.' 190
  • "But now adieu! those giant keys appear,
  • Thou art not worthy to be inmate here;
  • Go to thy world, and to the young declare
  • What we, our spirits and employments, are;
  • Tell them how we the ills of life endure,
  • Our empire stable, and our state secure;
  • Our dress, our diet, for their use describe,
  • And bid them haste to join the gen'rous tribe:
  • Go to thy world, and leave us here to dwell,
  • Who to its joys and comforts bid farewell." 200
  • Farewell to these; but other scenes I view,
  • And other griefs, and guilt of deeper hue;
  • Where conscience gives to outward ills her pain,
  • Gloom to the night, and pressure to the chain.
  • Here separate cells awhile in misery keep
  • Two doom'd to suffer; there they strive for sleep;
  • By day indulged, in larger space they range,
  • Their bondage certain, but their bounds have change.
  • One was a female, who had grievous ill
  • Wrought in revenge, and she enjoy'd it still. 210
  • With death before her, and her fate in view,
  • Unsated vengeance in her bosom grew;
  • Sullen she was and threat'ning; in her eye
  • Glared the stern triumph that she dared to die;
  • But first a being in the world must leave--
  • 'Twas once reproach; 'twas now a short reprieve.
  • She was a pauper bound, who early gave
  • Her mind to vice, and doubly was a slave;
  • Upbraided, beaten, held by rough control,
  • Revenge sustain'd, inspired, and fill'd her soul. 220
  • She fired a full-stored barn, confess'd the fact,
  • And laugh'd at law and justified the act.
  • Our gentle vicar tried his powers in vain,
  • She answer'd not, or answer'd with disdain;
  • Th' approaching fate she heard without a sigh,
  • And neither cared to live nor fear'd to die.
  • Not so he felt, who with her was to pay
  • The forfeit, life--with dread he view'd the day,
  • And that short space which yet for him remain'd,
  • Till with his limbs his faculties were chain'd. 230
  • He paced his narrow bounds some ease to find,
  • But found it not,--no comfort reached his mind.
  • Each sense was palsied; when he tasted food,
  • He sigh'd and said, "Enough--'tis very good."
  • Since his dread sentence, nothing seem'd to be
  • As once it was--he seeing could not see,
  • Nor hearing, hear aright;--when first, I came
  • Within his view, I fancied there was shame,
  • I judged, resentment; I mistook the air--
  • These fainter passions live not with despair, 240
  • Or but exist and die;--Hope, fear, and love,
  • Joy, doubt, and hate, may other spirits move,
  • But touch not his, who every waking hour
  • Has one fix'd dread, and always feels its power.
  • "But will not mercy?"--No! she cannot plead
  • For such an outrage;--'twas a cruel deed:
  • He stopp'd a timid traveller;--to his breast,
  • With oaths and curses, was the danger press'd:--
  • No! he must suffer; pity we may find
  • For one man's pangs, but must not wrong mankind. 250
  • Still I behold him, every thought employ'd
  • On one dire view!--all others are destroy'd;
  • This makes his features ghastly, gives the tone
  • Of his few words resemblance to a groan.
  • He takes his tasteless food, and, when 'tis done,
  • Counts up his meals, now lessen'd by that one;
  • For expectation is on time intent,
  • Whether he brings us joy or punishment.
  • Yes! e'en in sleep the impressions all remain;
  • He hears the sentence and he feels the chain; 260
  • He sees the judge and jury, when he shakes,
  • And loudly cries, "Not guilty," and awakes.
  • Then chilling tremblings o'er his body creep,
  • Till worn-out nature is compell'd to sleep.
  • Now comes the dream again; it shows each scene,
  • With each small circumstance that comes between--
  • The call to suffering and the very deed--
  • There crowds go with him, follow, and precede;
  • Some heartless shout, some pity, all condemn,
  • While he in fancied envy looks at them. 270
  • He seems the place for that sad act to see,
  • And dreams the very thirst which then will be;
  • A priest attends--it seems, the one he knew
  • In his best days, beneath whose care he grew.
  • At this his terrors take a sudden flight,
  • He sees his native village with delight;
  • The house, the chamber, where he once array'd
  • His youthful person; where he knelt and pray'd.
  • Then too the comforts he enjoy'd at home,
  • The days of joy; the joys themselves are come-- 280
  • The hours of innocence--the timid look
  • Of his loved maid, when first her hand he took
  • And told his hope; her trembling joy appears,
  • Her forced reserve and his retreating fears.
  • All now is present;--'tis a moment's gleam
  • Of former sunshine--stay, delightful dream!
  • Let him within his pleasant garden walk,
  • Give him her arm, of blessings let them talk.
  • Yes! all are with him now, and all the while
  • Life's early prospects and his Fanny's smile: 290
  • Then come his sister and his village-friend,
  • And he will now the sweetest moments spend
  • Life has to yield;--no! never will he find
  • Again on earth such pleasure in his mind:
  • He goes through shrubby walks these friends among,
  • Love in their looks and honour on the tongue;
  • Nay, there's a charm beyond what nature shows,
  • The bloom is softer and more sweetly grows;--
  • Pierced by no crime, and urged by no desire
  • For more than true and honest hearts require, 300
  • They feel the calm delight, and thus proceed
  • Through the green lane--then linger in the mead--
  • Stray o'er the heath in all its purple bloom--
  • And pluck the blossom where the wild bees hum;
  • Then through the broomy bound with ease they pass,
  • And press the sandy sheep-walk's slender grass,
  • Where dwarfish flowers among the gorse are spread,
  • And the lamb browses by the linnet's bed;
  • Then 'cross the bounding brook they make their way
  • O'er its rough bridge--and there behold the bay!-- 310
  • The ocean smiling to the fervid sun--
  • The waves that faintly fall and slowly run--
  • The ships at distance and the boats at hand;
  • And now they walk upon the sea-side sand,
  • Counting the number and what kind they be,
  • Ships softly sinking in the sleepy sea;
  • Now arm in arm, now parted, they behold
  • The glitt'ring waters on the shingles roll'd;
  • The timid girls, half dreading their design,
  • Dip the small foot in the retarded brine, 320
  • And search for crimson weeds, which spreading flow,
  • Or lie like pictures on the sand below;
  • With all those bright red pebbles that the sun
  • Through the small waves so softly shines upon;
  • And those live lucid jellies which the eye
  • Delights to trace as they swim glitt'ring by:
  • Pearl-shells and rubied star-fish they admire,
  • And will arrange above the parlour-fire,--
  • Tokens of bliss!--"Oh! horrible! a wave
  • Roars as it rises--save me, Edward! save!" 330
  • She cries--Alas! the watchman on his way
  • Calls and lets in--truth, terror, and the day!
  • LETTER XXIV.
  • _SCHOOLS._
  • Tu quoque ne metuas, quamvis schola verbere multo
  • Increpet et truculenta senex geret ora magister;
  • Degeneres animos timor arguit; at tibi consta
  • Intrepidus, nec te clamor, plagæque sonantes,
  • Nec matutinis agitet formido sub horis,
  • Quod sceptrum vibrat ferulæ, quod multa supellex
  • Virgea, quod molis scuticam prætexit aluta,
  • Quod fervent trepido subsellia vestra tumultu;
  • Pompa loci, et vani fugiatur scena timoris.
  • _Ausonius in Protreptico ad Nepotem_ [vv. 24-33].
  • Be it a weakness, it deserves some praise,--
  • We love the play-place of our early days;
  • The scene is touching, and the heart is stone
  • That feels not at that sight--and feels at none.
  • The wall on which we tried our graving skill;
  • The very name we carved subsisting still;
  • The bench on which we sat while deep employ'd,
  • Though mangled, hack'd, and hew'd, yet not destroy'd.
  • The little ones unbutton'd, glowing hot,
  • Playing our games, and on the very spot;
  • As happy as we once to kneel and draw
  • The chalky ring and knuckle down at taw.
  • . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
  • This fond attachment to the well-known place,
  • When first we started into life's long race,
  • Maintains its hold with such unfailing sway,
  • We feel it e'en in age, and at our latest day.
  • _Cowper_ [Tirocinium, ll. 296-317].
  • Schools of every Kind to be found in the Borough--The School for
  • Infants--The School Preparatory: the Sagacity of the Mistress in
  • foreseeing Character--Day-Schools of the lower Kind--A Master with
  • Talents adapted to such Pupils; one of superior
  • Qualifications--Boarding-Schools: that for young Ladies: one going
  • first to the Governess, one finally returning Home--School for
  • Youth; Master and Teacher; various Dispositions and
  • Capacities--The Miser-Boy--The Boy-Bully--Sons of Farmers: how
  • amused--What Study will effect, examined--A College Life: one sent
  • from his College to a Benefice; one retained there in Dignity--The
  • Advantages in either Case not considerable--Where then the Good of
  • a literary Life?--Answered--Conclusion.
  • LETTER XXIV.
  • _SCHOOLS._
  • To every class we have a school assign'd,
  • Rules for all ranks and food for every mind;
  • Yet one there is, that small regard to rule
  • Or study pays, and still is deem'd a school:
  • That, where a deaf, poor, patient widow sits,
  • And awes some thirty infants as she knits;
  • Infants of humble, busy wives, who pay
  • Some trifling price for freedom through the day.
  • At this good matron's hut the children meet,
  • Who thus becomes the mother of the street. 10
  • Her room is small, they cannot widely stray--
  • Her threshold high, they cannot run away;
  • Though deaf, she sees the rebel-heroes shout;--
  • Though lame, her white rod nimbly walks about;
  • With band of yarn she keeps offenders in,
  • And to her gown the sturdiest rogue can pin.
  • Aided by these, and spells, and tell-tale birds,
  • Her power they dread and reverence her words.
  • To learning's second seats we now proceed,
  • Where humming students gilded primers read; 20
  • Or books with letters large and pictures gay,
  • To make their reading but a kind of play--
  • "Reading made Easy," so the titles tell;
  • But they who read must first begin to spell.
  • There may be profit in these arts, but still
  • Learning is labour, call it what you will--
  • Upon the youthful mind a heavy load;
  • Nor must we hope to find the royal road.
  • Some will their easy steps to science show,
  • And some to heav'n itself their by-way know; 30
  • Ah! trust them not;--who fame or bliss would share,
  • Must learn by labour, and must live by care.
  • Another matron of superior kind
  • For higher schools prepares the rising mind;
  • _Preparatory_ she her learning calls,
  • The step first made to colleges and halls.
  • She early sees to what the mind will grow,
  • Nor abler judge of infant-powers I know;
  • She sees what soon the lively will impede,
  • And how the steadier will in turn succeed; 40
  • Observes the dawn of wisdom, fancy, taste,
  • And knows what parts will wear and what will waste:
  • She marks the mind too lively, and at once
  • Sees the gay coxcomb and the rattling dunce.
  • Long has she lived, and much she loves to trace
  • Her former pupils, now a lordly race;
  • Whom when she sees rich robes and furs bedeck,
  • She marks the pride which once she strove to check.
  • A burgess comes, and she remembers well
  • How hard her task to make his worship spell; 50
  • Cold, selfish, dull, inanimate, unkind,
  • 'Twas but by anger he display'd a mind;
  • Now civil, smiling, complaisant, and gay,
  • The world has worn th' unsocial crust away;
  • That sullen spirit now a softness wears,
  • And, save by fits, e'en dulness disappears:
  • But still the matron can the man behold,
  • Dull, selfish, hard, inanimate, and cold.
  • A merchant passes;--"probity and truth,
  • Prudence and patience, mark'd thee from thy youth." 60
  • Thus she observes, but oft retains her fears
  • For him, who now with name unstain'd appears;
  • Nor hope relinquishes for one who yet
  • Is lost in error and involved in debt;
  • For latent evil in that heart she found,
  • More open here, but here the core was sound.
  • Various our day-schools: here behold we one
  • Empty and still;--the morning duties done,
  • Soil'd, tatter'd, worn, and thrown in various heaps,
  • Appear their books, and there confusion sleeps; 70
  • The workmen all are from the Babel fled,
  • And lost their tools, till the return they dread.
  • Meantime the master, with his wig awry,
  • Prepares his books for business by-and-by.
  • Now all th' insignia of the monarch laid
  • Beside him rest, and none stand by afraid;
  • He, while his troop light-hearted leap and play,
  • Is all intent on duties of the day;
  • No more the tyrant stern or judge severe,
  • He feels the father's and the husband's fear. 80
  • Ah! little think the timid trembling crowd,
  • That one so wise, so powerful, and so proud,
  • Should feel himself, and dread the humble ills
  • Of rent-day charges and of coalman's bills;
  • That, while they mercy from their judge implore,
  • He fears himself--a knocking at the door;
  • And feels the burthen as his neighbour states
  • His humble portion to the parish-rates.
  • They sit th' allotted hours, then eager run,
  • Rushing to pleasure when the duty's done; 90
  • His hour of leisure is of different kind,
  • Then cares domestic rush upon his mind;
  • And half the ease and comfort he enjoys,
  • Is when surrounded by slates, books, and boys.
  • Poor Reuben Dixon has the noisiest school
  • Of ragged lads, who ever bow'd to rule;
  • Low in his price--the men who heave our coals,
  • And clean our causeways, send him boys in shoals.
  • To see poor Reuben, with his fry beside--
  • Their half-check'd rudeness and his half-scorn'd pride-- 100
  • Their room, the sty in which th' assembly meet,
  • In the close lane behind the Northgate-street;
  • T' observe his vain attempts to keep the peace,
  • Till tolls the bell, and strife and troubles cease,
  • Calls for our praise; his labour praise deserves,
  • But not our pity; Reuben has no nerves.
  • 'Mid noise and dirt, and stench, and play, and prate,
  • He calmly cuts the pen or views the slate.
  • But Leonard!--yes, for Leonard's fate I grieve,
  • Who loathes the station which he dares not leave; 110
  • He cannot dig, he will not beg his bread;
  • All his dependence rests upon his head;
  • And, deeply skill'd in sciences and arts,
  • On vulgar lads he wastes superior parts.
  • Alas! what grief that feeling mind sustains,
  • In guiding hands and stirring torpid brains;
  • He whose proud mind from pole to pole will move,
  • And view the wonders of the worlds above;
  • Who thinks and reasons strongly--hard his fate,
  • Confined for ever to the pen and slate. 120
  • True, he submits, and when the long dull day
  • Has slowly pass'd, in weary tasks, away,
  • To other worlds with cheerful view he looks,
  • And parts the night between repose and books.
  • Amid his labours, he has sometimes tried
  • To turn a little from his cares aside;
  • Pope, Milton, Dryden, with delight has seized,
  • His soul engaged and of his trouble eased.
  • When, with a heavy eye and ill-done sum,
  • No part conceived, a stupid boy will come; 130
  • Then Leonard first subdues the rising frown,
  • And bids the blockhead lay his blunders down;
  • O'er which disgusted he will turn his eye, }
  • To his sad duty his sound mind apply, }
  • And, vex'd in spirit, throw his pleasures by. }
  • Turn we to schools which more than these afford--
  • The sound instruction and the wholesome board;
  • And first our school for ladies:--pity calls
  • For one soft sigh, when we behold these walls,
  • Placed near the town, and where, from window high, 140
  • The fair, confined, may our free crowds espy,
  • With many a stranger gazing up and down,
  • And all the envied tumult of the town;
  • May, in the smiling summer-eve, when they
  • Are sent to sleep the pleasant hours away,
  • Behold the poor (whom they conceive the bless'd)
  • Employ'd for hours, and grieved they cannot rest.
  • Here the fond girl, whose days are sad and few
  • Since dear mamma pronounced the last adieu,
  • Looks to the road, and fondly thinks she hears 150
  • The carriage-wheels, and struggles with her tears.
  • All yet is new, the misses great and small,
  • Madam herself, and teachers, odious all;
  • From laughter, pity, nay command, she turns,
  • But melts in softness, or with anger burns;
  • Nauseates her food, and wonders who can sleep
  • On such mean beds, where she can only weep.
  • She scorns condolence--but to all she hates
  • Slowly at length her mind accommodates;
  • Then looks on bondage with the same concern 160
  • As others felt, and finds that she must learn
  • As others learn'd--the common lot to share,
  • To search for comfort and submit to care.
  • There are, 'tis said, who on these seats attend,
  • And to these ductile minds destruction vend;
  • Wretches (to virtue, peace, and nature, foes)
  • To these soft minds, their wicked trash expose;
  • Seize on the soul, ere passions take the sway,
  • And lead the heart, ere yet it feels, astray:
  • Smugglers obscene!--and can there be who take 170
  • Infernal pains, the sleeping vice to wake?
  • Can there be those, by whom the thought defiled
  • Enters the spotless bosom of a child?
  • By whom the ill is to the heart convey'd, }
  • Who lend the foe, not yet in arms, their aid, }
  • And sap the city-walls before the siege be laid? }
  • Oh! rather skulking in the by-ways steal,
  • And rob the poorest traveller of his meal;
  • Burst through the humblest trader's bolted door;
  • Bear from the widow's hut her winter-store; 180
  • With stolen steed on highways take your stand,
  • Your lips with curses arm'd, with death your hand;--
  • Take all but life--the virtuous more would say, }
  • Take life itself, dear as it is, away, }
  • Rather than guilty thus the guileless soul betray. }
  • Years, pass away--let us suppose them past,
  • Th' accomplish'd nymph for freedom looks at last;
  • All hardships over, which a school contains,
  • The spirit's bondage and the body's pains;
  • Where teachers make the heartless, trembling set 190
  • Of pupils suffer for their own regret;
  • Where winter's cold, attack'd by one poor fire,
  • Chills the fair child, commanded to retire;
  • She felt it keenly in the morning air,
  • Keenly she felt it at the evening prayer.
  • More pleasant summer; but then walks were made
  • Not a sweet ramble, but a slow parade;
  • They moved by pairs beside the hawthorn-hedge,
  • Only to set their feelings on an edge;
  • And now at eve, when all their spirits rise, 200
  • Are sent to rest, and all their pleasure dies;
  • Where yet they all the town alert can see,
  • And distant plough-boys pacing o'er the lea.
  • These and the tasks successive masters brought--
  • The French they conn'd, the curious works they wrought,
  • The hours they made their taper fingers strike,
  • Note after note, all dull to them alike;
  • Their drawings, dancings on appointed days,
  • Playing with globes, and getting parts of plays;
  • The tender friendships made 'twixt heart and heart, 210
  • When the dear friends had nothing to impart:--
  • All! all! are over;--now th' accomplished maid
  • Longs for the world, of nothing there afraid.
  • Dreams of delight invade her gentle breast,
  • And fancied lovers rob the heart of rest;
  • At the paternal door a carriage stands,
  • Love knits their hearts, and Hymen joins their hands.
  • Ah!--world unknown! how charming is thy view,
  • Thy pleasures many, and each pleasure new!
  • Ah!--world experienced! what of thee is told? 220
  • How few thy pleasures, and those few how old!
  • Within a silent street, and far apart
  • From noise of business, from a quay or mart,
  • Stands an old spacious building, and the din
  • You hear without, explains the work within;
  • Unlike the whispering of the nymphs, this noise
  • Loudly proclaims a "boarding-school for boys."
  • The master heeds it not, for thirty years
  • Have render'd all familiar to his ears;
  • He sits in comfort, 'mid the various sound 230
  • Of mingled tones for ever flowing round;
  • Day after day he to his task attends--
  • Unvaried toil, and care that never ends.
  • Boys in their works proceed; while his employ
  • Admits no change, or changes but the boy;
  • Yet time has made it easy;--he beside
  • Has power supreme, and power is sweet to pride.
  • But grant him pleasure;--what can teachers feel,
  • Dependent helpers always at the wheel?
  • Their power despised, their compensation small, 240
  • Their labour dull, their life laborious all;
  • Set after set, the lower lads to make
  • Fit for the class which their superiors take;
  • The road of learning for a time to track
  • In roughest state, and then again go back;
  • Just the same way on other troops to wait--
  • Attendants fix'd at learning's lower gate.
  • The day-tasks now are over;--to their ground
  • Rush the gay crowd with joy-compelling sound;
  • Glad to [elude] the burthens of the day, 250
  • The eager parties hurry to their play.
  • Then in these hours of liberty we find
  • The native bias of the opening mind;
  • They yet possess not skill the mask to place,
  • And hide the passions glowing in the face;
  • Yet some are found--the close, the sly, the mean,
  • Who know already all must not be seen.
  • Lo! one who walks apart, although so young,
  • He lays restraint upon his eye and tongue;
  • Nor will he into scrapes or dangers get, 260
  • And half the school are in the stripling's debt.
  • Suspicious, timid, he is much afraid
  • Of trick and plot--he dreads to be betray'd;
  • He shuns all friendship, for he finds they lend,
  • When lads begin to call each other friend.
  • Yet self with self has war; the tempting sight
  • Of fruit on sale provokes his appetite;--
  • See! how, he walks the sweet seduction by; }
  • That he is tempted, costs him first a sigh-- }
  • 'Tis dangerous to indulge, 'tis grievous to deny! 270 }
  • This he will choose, and whispering asks the price.
  • The purchase dreadful, but the portion nice;
  • Within the pocket he explores the pence;
  • Without, temptation strikes on either sense,
  • The sight, the smell;--but then he thinks again
  • Of money gone! while fruit nor taste remain.
  • Meantime there comes an eager thoughtless boy,
  • Who gives the price and only feels the joy:
  • Example dire! the youthful miser stops,
  • And slowly back the treasured coinage drops. 280
  • Heroic deed! for should he now comply,
  • Can he to-morrow's appetite deny?
  • Beside, these spendthrifts who so friendly live,
  • Cloy'd with their purchase, will a portion give.--
  • Here ends debate, he buttons up his store,
  • And feels the comfort that it burns no more,
  • Unlike to him the tyrant-boy, whose sway
  • All hearts acknowledge; him the crowds obey:
  • At his command they break through every rule;
  • Whoever governs, he controls the school; 290
  • 'Tis not the distant emperor moves their fear,
  • But the proud viceroy who is ever near.
  • Verres could do that mischief in a day,
  • For which not Rome, in all its power, could pay;
  • And these boy-tyrants will their slaves distress,
  • And do the wrongs no master can redress.
  • The mind they load with fear; it feels disdain }
  • For its own baseness; yet it tries in vain }
  • To shake th' admitted power;--the coward comes again. }
  • 'Tis more than present pain these tyrants give, 300
  • Long as we've life some strong impressions live;
  • And these young ruffians in the soul will sow
  • Seeds of all vices that on weakness grow.
  • Hark! at his word the trembling younglings flee;
  • Where he is walking none must walk but he;
  • See! from the winter-fire the weak retreat;
  • His the warm corner, his the favourite seat,
  • Save when he yields it to some slave to keep
  • Awhile, then back, at his return, to creep.
  • At his command his poor dependents fly, 310
  • And humbly bribe him as a proud ally;
  • Flatter'd by all, the notice he bestows
  • Is gross abuse, and bantering and blows;
  • Yet he's a dunce, and, spite of all his fame
  • Without the desk, within he feels his shame:
  • For there the weaker boy, who felt his scorn,
  • For him corrects the blunders of the morn;
  • And he is taught, unpleasant truth! to find
  • The trembling body has the prouder mind.
  • Hark to that shout, that burst of empty noise, 320
  • From a rude set of bluff, obstreperous boys;
  • They who, like colts let loose, with vigour bound,
  • And thoughtless spirit, o'er the beaten ground;
  • Fearless they leap, and every youngster feels
  • His Alma active in his hands and heels.
  • These are the sons of farmers, and they come
  • With partial fondness for the joys of home;
  • Their minds are coursing in their fathers' fields,
  • And e'en the dream a lively pleasure yields;
  • They, much enduring, sit th' allotted hours, 330
  • And o'er a grammar waste their sprightly powers;
  • They dance; but them can measured steps delight,
  • Whom horse and hounds to daring deeds excite?
  • Nor could they bare to wait from meal to meal,
  • Did they not slyly to the chamber steal,
  • And there the produce of the basket seize,
  • The mother's gift! still studious of their ease.
  • Poor Alma, thus oppress'd, forbears to rise,
  • But rests or revels in the arms and thighs[72].
  • "But is it sure that study will repay 340
  • The more attentive and forbearing?"--Nay!
  • The farm, the ship, the humble shop have each
  • Gains which severest studies seldom reach.
  • At college place a youth, who means to raise
  • His state by merit and his name by praise;
  • Still much he hazards; there is serious strife
  • In the contentions of a scholar's life.
  • Not all the mind's attention, care, distress,
  • Nor diligence itself, ensure success;
  • His jealous heart a rival's power may dread, 350
  • Till its strong feelings have confused his head,
  • And, after days and months, nay, years of pain,
  • He finds just lost the object he would gain.
  • But, grant him this and all such life can give,
  • For other prospects he begins to live;
  • Begins to feel that man was form'd to look
  • And long for other objects than a book.
  • In his mind's eye his house and glebe he sees,
  • And farms and talks with farmers at his ease;
  • And time is lost, till fortune sends him forth 360
  • To a rude world unconscious of his worth;
  • There in some petty parish to reside,
  • The college-boast, then turn'd the village-guide;
  • And, though awhile his flock and dairy please,
  • He soon reverts to former joys and ease:
  • Glad when a friend shall come to break his rest,
  • And speak of all the pleasures they possess'd--
  • Of masters, fellows, tutors, all with whom
  • They shared those pleasures, never more to come;
  • Till both conceive the times by bliss endear'd, 370
  • Which once so dismal and so dull appear'd.
  • But fix our scholar, and suppose him crown'd
  • With all the glory gain'd on classic ground;
  • Suppose the world without a sigh resign'd,
  • And to his college all his care confined;
  • Give him all honours that such states allow,
  • The freshman's terror and the tradesman's bow;
  • Let his apartments with his taste agree,
  • And all his views be those he loves to see;
  • Let him each day behold the savoury treat, 380
  • For which he pays not, but is paid to eat;
  • These joys and glories soon delight no more,
  • Although, withheld, the mind is vex'd and sore;
  • The honour too is to the place confined;
  • Abroad they know not each superior mind:
  • Strangers no _wranglers_ in these figures see,
  • Nor give they worship to a high degree.
  • Unlike the prophet's is the scholar's case,
  • His honour all is in his dwelling-place;
  • And there such honours are familiar things; 390
  • What is a monarch in a crowd of kings?
  • Like other sovereigns he's by forms address'd,
  • By statutes govern'd and with rules oppress'd.
  • When all these forms and duties die away,
  • And the day passes like the former day,
  • Then, of exterior things at once bereft,
  • He's to himself and one attendant left;
  • Nay, John too goes; nor aught of service more
  • Remains for him; he gladly quits the door,
  • And, as he whistles to the college-gate, 400
  • He kindly pities his poor master's fate.
  • Books cannot always please, however good;
  • Minds are not ever craving for their food;
  • But sleep will soon the weary soul prepare
  • For cares to-morrow that were this day's care;
  • For forms, for feasts, that sundry times have past,
  • And formal feasts that will for ever last.
  • "But then from study will no comforts rise?"
  • Yes! such as studious minds alone can prize;
  • Comforts, yea! joys ineffable they find, 410
  • Who seek the prouder pleasures of the mind:
  • The soul, collected in those happy hours,
  • Then makes her efforts, then enjoys her powers;
  • And in those seasons feels herself repaid,
  • For labours past and honours long delay'd.
  • No! 'tis not worldly gain, although by chance
  • The sons of learning may to wealth advance;
  • Nor station high, though in some favouring hour
  • The sons of learning may arrive at power;
  • Nor is it glory, though the public voice 420
  • Of honest praise will make the heart rejoice;
  • But 'tis the mind's own feelings give the joy,
  • Pleasures she gathers in her own employ--
  • Pleasures that gain or praise cannot bestow,
  • Yet can dilate and raise them when they flow.
  • For this the poet looks the world around,
  • Where form and life and reasoning man are found.
  • He loves the mind in all its modes to trace,
  • And all the manners of the changing race;
  • Silent he walks the road of life along, 430
  • And views the aims of its tumultuous throng;
  • He finds what shapes the Proteus-passions take,
  • And what strange waste of life and joy they make,
  • And loves to show them in their varied ways,
  • With honest blame or with unflattering praise.
  • 'Tis good to know, 'tis pleasant to impart,
  • These turns and movements of the human heart;
  • The stronger features of the soul to paint,
  • And make distinct the latent and the faint;
  • Man as he is, to place in all men's view, 440
  • Yet none with rancour, none with scorn pursue;
  • Nor be it ever of my portraits told,--
  • "Here the strong lines of malice we behold."--
  • * * * * *
  • This let me hope, that when in public view
  • I bring my pictures, men may feel them true;
  • "This is a likeness," may they all declare,
  • "And I have seen him, but I know not where;"
  • For I should mourn the mischief I had done,
  • If as the likeness all would fix on one.
  • Man's vice and crime I combat as I can, 450
  • But to his GOD and conscience leave the man;
  • I search (a [Quixote!]) all the land about,
  • To find its giants and enchanters out,
  • (The giant-folly, the enchanter-vice,
  • Whom doubtless I shall vanquish in a trice;)
  • But is there man whom I would injure?--no!
  • I am to him a fellow, not a foe--
  • A fellow-sinner, who must rather dread
  • The bolt, than hurl it at another's head.
  • No! let the guiltless, if there such be found, 460
  • Launch forth the spear, and deal the deadly wound;
  • How can I so the cause of virtue aid,
  • Who am myself attainted and afraid?
  • Yet, as I can, I point the powers of rhyme,
  • And, sparing criminals, attack the crime.
  • FOOTNOTES:
  • [72] Should any of my readers find themselves at a loss in this
  • place, I beg leave to refer them to a poem of Prior, called Alma, or
  • the Progress of the Mind.
  • ERRATA
  • [_Except in the case of short poems with unnumbered lines, or in that
  • of prefaces, mottos, notes &c. the line of the poem, not the line
  • of the page, is cited._]
  • PAGE 1 l. 11 for _chests_ read _chiefs_.
  • p. 3 l. 5 for _she's a_ read _she, "'s a_.
  • p. 4 l. 2 for _beaut'y_ read _beauty's_.
  • p. 5 l. 18 for _moans_ read _mourn_.
  • p. 7 l. 9 for _stand_ read _stands_.
  • p. 9 l. 1 for _Shenstone's_ read _Byrom's_.
  • p. 14 l. 31 for _nature_ read _Nature's_.
  • p. 20 l. 75 for _devine_ read _divine_.
  • _ib._ l. 90 for _unwraught_ read _unwrought_.
  • _ib._ l. 102 for _pleasures_ read _pleasure's_.
  • p. 21 l. 116 for _distant_ read _distance_.
  • p. 23 l. 186 for _desturb_ read _disturb_.
  • _ib._ l. 196 for _titt'ring_ read _titt'rings_.
  • _ib._ note for _puris_ read _purus_.
  • p. 24 l. 214 for _sits_ read _sets_.
  • _ib._ l. 226 for _fall_ read _pall_.
  • _ib._ for _refind_ read _refin'd_.
  • p. 27 l. 82 for _to humble or to brave_ read _too humble or too brave_.
  • p. 28 l. 101 for _Errors_ read _Error's_.
  • p. 30 l. 153 for _be_ read _by_.
  • p. 48 l. 41 for _Meonides_ read _Mæonides_.
  • _ib._ l. 54 for _triump'd_ read _triumph'd_.
  • _ib._ l. 61 for _Wonders_ read _wanders_.
  • p. 49 l. 67 for _Titerus_ read _Tityrus_.
  • _ib._ l. 69 for _Neareds_ read _Nereids_.
  • _ib._ l. 83 for _glomiest_ read _gloomiest_.
  • _ib._ l. 87 for _Thompson_ read _Thomson_.
  • _ib._ l. 89 for _years Verdent_ read _year's Verdant_.
  • _ib._ l. 91 for _Aspin_ read _Aspen_.
  • p. 50 l. 104 for _Vally_ read _Valley_.
  • _ib._ l. 111 for _glomier_ read _gloomier_.
  • _ib._ l. 118 for _Challange_ read _Challenge_.
  • p. 51 l. 142 for _Disapointment_ read _Disappointment_.
  • _ib._ l. 149 for _Currant_ read _Current_.
  • _ib._ l. 160 for _Eccho's_ read _Echo's_.
  • p. 52 l. 185 for _ignious_ read _igneous_.
  • _ib._ l. 201 for _not_ read _out_.
  • _ib._ l. 212 for _ages_ read _age's_.
  • _ib._ l. 215 for _ratling_ read _rattling_.
  • p. 53 l. 235 for _Simphony_ read _Symphony_.
  • _ib._ l. 237 for _Scence_ read _Scene_.
  • p. 55 l. 295 for _Fiend, fang'd_ read _Fiend and fang'd_.
  • _ib._ l. 297 for _thretned_ read _threaten'd_.
  • _ib._ l. 313 for _Rotteness_ read _Rottenness_.
  • p. 56 l. 343 for _distinguis'd_ read _distinguish'd_.
  • _ib._ l. 351 for _Worldwind's_ read _Whirlwind's_.
  • p. 57 l. 379 for _dispis'd_ read _despis'd_.
  • p. 59 l. 439 for _beseige_ read _besiege_.
  • _ib._ l. 441 for _tenaceous_ read _tenacious_.
  • _ib._ l. 446 for _Death Thoughts_ read _Death, Thought's_.
  • _ib._ l. 466 for _Emminence_ read _Eminence_.
  • p. 82 note for _Od. 8_ read _Od. 6_.
  • p. 87 l. 8 for _Paneg. ad Pisones, Lucan_ read _Paneg. ad Pisones_.
  • p. 115 l. 543 for _reverend_ read _reverent_.
  • p. 123 l. 118 for _Theirs_ read _Their_.
  • p. 146 l. 157 for _Indited_ read _Indicted_.
  • p. 152 l. 393 for _silly_ read _slily_.
  • p. 155 l. 8 for _teneres_ read _teneras_.
  • _ib._ l. 15. The reading in Shakspere is not _furnish up_, but
  • _finish up_.
  • p. 158 l. 8 for _restat_ read _restet_.
  • p. 161 l. 139 for _cives_ read _chives_.
  • p. 182 l. 63 not in inverted commas.
  • p. 187 ll. 235-6 not in inverted commas.
  • p. 205 l. 270 for _passion_ read _passions_.
  • p. 211 l. 507 for _Snowden's_ read _Snowdon's_.
  • p. 212 ll. 551-2 not in inverted commas.
  • p. 230 l. 214 for _One_ read _one_.
  • p. 232 l. 319 for _Reubens_ read _Rubens_.
  • _ib._ l. 320 for _shall_ read _shalt_.
  • p. 237 l. 96 for _If_ read _In_.
  • p. 238 l. 11. _I'll know no more_, not printed as beginning of new
  • stanza.
  • p. 239 l. 36 not printed as beginning of new stanza.
  • _ib._ not in inverted commas.
  • p. 251 l. 4 for 22 read 22 _and_ 23.
  • p. 252 l. 5 for _dolor_ read _labor_.
  • p. 256 l. 4 for _deplorant_ read _deplangunt_.
  • p. 257 l. 22 for _elmin_ read _elmen_.
  • p. 284 l. 7 for _scenes_ read _place hath_.
  • _ib._ l. 15 for _discutient_ read _discutiunt_.
  • _ib._ l. 17 for _ver._ 520 read vv. 519-523.
  • p. 289 l. 154 (Lonely yet public stands) not enclosed _sic_ in brackets.
  • p. 292 l. 299 for _suceeds_ read _succeeds_.
  • p. 301 l. 266 for _thoughts_ and _spirits_ read _thoughts'_ and
  • _spirit's_.
  • p. 303 l. 13 for _of_ read _o'er_.
  • _ib._ l. 14 for _while_ read _whilst_.
  • p. 307 l. 132 for _Comes_ read _Come_.
  • p. 313 l. 6 for _Churches_ read _Church's_.
  • _ib._ l. 12 for _knew_ read _know_.
  • _ib._ l. 14 for _Oh!_ read _Ah!_
  • p. 327 l. 528 for _staid_ read _stay'd_.
  • p. 328 l. 12 for xxvii. read xxviii.
  • p. 329 l. 6 for _leader_ read _captain_.
  • _ib._ l. 8 for _beer: all_ read _beer ... all_.
  • _ib._ _ib._ for _I_ read _and I_.
  • _ib._ ll. 10, 11 for _and they shall all worship me as_ read _and
  • worship me_.
  • p. 336 l. 7 for _Manilius_ read _Plaut. Trucul._
  • p. 340 l. 114 for _professions_ read _professions'_.
  • p. 347 instead of ll. 4, 5 read as in text:
  • _Finirent multi letho mala; credula vitam
  • Spes alit, et melius cras fore semper ait_.
  • p. 364 l. 6 for _Catull_, lib. 3 read _(Dionys.) Cato De Moribus_ III. 7.
  • _ib._ l. 7 for _fatiscat_ read _fatiscit_.
  • p. 374 l. 14 for _Et_ read _Sed_.
  • _ib._ for _juncta_ read _multa_.
  • p. 407 l. 7 for _pool_ read _pond_.
  • _ib._ l. 9 is followed in Shakspere by the line:
  • '_Of wisdom, gravity, profound conceit._'
  • p. 417 l. 5 for _quia_ read _quam_.
  • _ib._ l. 12 for _tibi_ read _cui_.
  • _ib._ l. 15 for _blessing_ read _blessings_.
  • p. 422 l. 147 for _reverend_ read _reverent_.
  • p. 428 l. 114 for _blissing_ read _blessing_.
  • p. 431 l. 5 six lines follow after 'Burning Lamp.'
  • _ib._ for _wast_ read _wert_.
  • _ib._ l. 7 five lines follow after _this fire_.
  • _ib._ 'An everlasting bonfire light!' follows after 'perpetual
  • triumph.'
  • _ib._ l. 8 for _in a_ read _with thee in the_.
  • p. 439 l. 4 for _who_ read _that_.
  • _ib._ l. 5 for _in time_ read _in the time_.
  • p. 451 l. 71 for _birth_ read _berth_.
  • p. 480 l. 4 for _Coepis_ read _Coepisti_.
  • _ib._ for _desines_ read _desinis_.
  • p. 485 l. 166 for _then_ read _than_.
  • p. 502 l. 7 for _my_ read _our_.
  • p. 512 l. 24 six lines follow after _at taw_.
  • p. 519 l. 250 for _illude_ read _elude_.
  • p. 524 l. 452 for _Quixotte!_ read _Quixote!_
  • The (mis)quotation from Ovid in p. 5 cannot be identified; the lines
  • quoted on p. 284 as 'Pope's Homer's Iliad, bk. vi. line 45' are not to
  • be found in that work; and the stanza attributed on p. 294 to Percy is
  • not traceable to the _Reliques_.
  • VARIANTS.
  • =POEMS.= Dedication and Preface. Variants in edition of 1807 (first
  • edition).
  • Dedication:
  • p. =88=, l. 2. Henry-Richard.
  • p. =89=, l. 5. judgement.
  • l. 10. have taught.
  • Preface:
  • p. =90=, l. 11. enquiry.
  • l. 27. judgement.
  • p. =91=, l. 23. among.
  • l. 32. as Mr Boswell (since Lord Auchinleck) has told.
  • p. =92=, l. 7. suspence.
  • p. =93=, l. 2, my friends.
  • l. 5. judgement.
  • l. 9. blameable.
  • p. =94=, l. 13. such opinion.
  • l. 18. Charles-James.
  • l. 28. criticizing.
  • l. 36. judgement.
  • p. =95=, l. 12. judgement.
  • l. 15. Lope de Vega.
  • l. 22. an high degree.
  • l. 26. Lope de Vega.
  • p. =96=, l. 20. judgement.
  • l. 26. in a beneficed clergyman.
  • p. =97=, l. 23. Baptisms.
  • l. 31. enquiry.
  • p. =98=, l. 25. judgement.
  • l. 26. intitled.
  • p. =99=, l. 8. judgement.
  • l. 14. or the exultation.
  • =THE LIBRARY.= Variants in edition of 1781 (first edition).
  • l. 16. _for_ wo: woe.
  • l. 22. prevail.
  • l. 28. her old.
  • _instead of_ ll. 51-54:
  • Come then, and entering view this spacious scene,
  • This sacred dome, this noble magazine;
  • l. 57. asswage.
  • _instead of_ ll. 63-178:
  • In this selection, which the human mind
  • With care has made; for Glory has design'd,
  • All should be perfect; or at least appear
  • From falshood, vanity, and passion clear:
  • But man's best efforts taste of man, and show
  • The poor and troubled source from whence they flow;
  • His very triumphs his defeats must speak,
  • And ev'n his wisdom serves to prove him weak.
  • Fashion, though Folly's child, and guide of fools,
  • Rules e'en the wisest, and in Learning rules;
  • From courts and crowds to Wisdom's seat she goes,
  • And reigns triumphant o'er her mother's foes:
  • Yon Folios, once the darlings of the mode,
  • Now lie neglected like the birth-day ode;
  • There Learning, stuff'd with maxims trite though sage,
  • Makes Indigestion yawn at every page;
  • Chain'd like Prometheus, lo! the mighty train
  • Brave Time's fell tooth, and live and die again;
  • And now the scorn of men and now the pride,
  • The sires respect them, and the sons deride.
  • l. 183. every note and every comment.
  • l. 197. is.
  • l. 200. your judges are your rivals.
  • _instead of_ ll. 201-322:
  • But ne'er, discourag'd, fair attempts lay by, }
  • For Reason views them with approving eye, }
  • And Candour yields what cavillers deny. }
  • She sees the struggles of the soul to steer
  • Through clouds and darkness, which surround us here,
  • And, though the long research has ne'er prevail'd,
  • Applauds the trial and forgets it fail'd.
  • _followed by_ ll. 105--140 _of the text; then continuing:_
  • Wits, Bards and Idlers fill a tatter'd row;
  • And the vile Vulgar lie disdain'd below.
  • Amid these works, on which the eager eye
  • Delights to fix, or glides reluctant by
  • Where all combin'd their decent pomp display,
  • Where shall we first our early offering pay?
  • To thee PHILOSOPHY! to thee, the light,
  • The guide of mortals through their mental night,
  • By whom the world in all its views is shown,
  • Our guide through Nature's works, and in our own;
  • Who place in order Being's wondrous chain, }
  • Save where those puzzling, stubborn links remain, }
  • By art divine involv'd, which man can ne'er explain. }
  • These are thy volumes; and in these we look,
  • As abstracts drawn from Nature's larger book;
  • Here first describ'd the humble glebe appears,
  • Unconscious of the gaudy robe it wears;
  • All that the earth's profound recesses hide,
  • And all that roll beneath the raging tide;
  • The sullen gem that yet disdains to shine,
  • And all the ductile matter of the mine.
  • Next to the vegetable tribes they lead,
  • Whose fruitful beds o'er every balmy meed
  • Teem with new life, and hills, and vales, and groves,
  • Feed the still flame, and nurse the silent loves;
  • Which, when the Spring calls forth their genial power
  • Swell with the seed, and flourish in the flower:
  • There, with the husband-slaves, in royal pride,
  • Queens, like the Amazons of old, reside;
  • There, like the Turk, the lordly husband lives,
  • And joy to all the gay seraglio gives;
  • There, in the secret chambers, veil'd from sight,
  • A bashful tribe in hidden flames delight;
  • There, in the open day, and gaily deck'd,
  • The bolder brides their distant lords expect;
  • Who with the wings of love instinctive rise,
  • And on prolific winds each ardent bridegroom flies.
  • Next are that tribe whom life and sense inform,
  • The torpid beetle, and the shrinking worm;
  • And insects, proud to spread their brilliant wing,
  • To catch the fostering sunbeams of the spring;
  • That feather'd race, which late from winter fled,
  • To dream an half-existence with the dead;
  • Who now, returning from their six months' sleep,
  • Dip their black pinions in the slumbering deep;
  • Where, feeling life from stronger beams of day,
  • The scaly myriads of the ocean play.
  • Then led by Art through Nature's maze, we trace
  • The sullen people of the savage race;
  • And see a favourite tribe mankind attend,
  • And in the fawning follower find the friend.
  • l. 346. virtues seek.
  • l. 390. subtle.
  • l. 408. a song.
  • l. 410. did ne'er
  • l. 422. Abridgements.
  • l. 431. cries.
  • _instead of_ l. 432: Ere laws arose, ere tyrants bade them rise;
  • l. 435. no tumults.
  • _instead of_ ll. 441-2:
  • Bound by no tyes but those by nature made,
  • Virtue was law, and gifts prevented trade.
  • l. 444. chearless.
  • _instead of_ l. 454: Taught by some conquering friends who came as foes.
  • l. 477. Primæval.
  • _After_ l. 478:
  • Now turn from these, to view yon ampler space,
  • There rests a sacred, grave and solemn race;
  • There the devout an awful station keep,
  • Vigils advise and yet dispose to sleep;
  • There might they long in lasting peace abide }
  • But controversial authors lie beside, }
  • Who friend from friend and sire from son divide: }
  • Endless disputes around the world they cause
  • Creating now, and now controuling laws.
  • _followed by_ ll. 223-266 _of the text, with the ensuing variations:_
  • ll. 237-244:
  • Calvin grows gentle in this silent coast,
  • Nor finds a single heretic to roast:
  • Here, their fierce rage subdu'd, and lost their pride
  • The Pope and Luther slumber side by side:
  • l. 245. whom the Church's.
  • l. 248. Crumbs.
  • ll. 249-256 _omitted_.
  • _instead of_ l. 257: And let them lie--for lo! yon gaudy frames.
  • l. 259. dread.
  • l. 260. sparks of Grace.
  • l. 265. prophane, or impiously.
  • l. 537. What tho' neglect has shed.
  • l. 550. dæmons.
  • l. 555. strait.
  • l. 578. tipling.
  • l. 595. fancy'd.
  • =THE VILLAGE.= Variants in edition of 1783 (first edition).
  • =Book I.=
  • _Synopsis of contents omitted._
  • l. 5. forms.
  • _instead of_ ll. 7-8:
  • Fled are those times, if e'er such times were seen,
  • When rustic poets prais'd their native green;
  • l. 18. echo's.
  • l. 31. one chief cause.
  • _instead of_ ll. 33-35:
  • They ask no thought, require no deep design,
  • But swell the song and liquefy the line;
  • The gentle lover takes the rural strain.
  • l. 40. gazes.
  • l. 59. sooth.
  • l. 76. And the wild tare clings round.
  • _instead of_ ll. 99-100:
  • And foil'd beneath the young Ulysses fell;
  • When peals of praise the merry mischief tell?
  • l. 107. Or, yielding part (when equal knaves contest).
  • l. 108. for the rest.
  • l. 118. their's.
  • _after_ l. 143:
  • Like him to make the plenteous harvest grow,
  • And yet not share the plenty they bestow;
  • l. 153. as luxury.
  • _instead of_ ll. 166-7:
  • Or will you urge their homely, plenteous fare,
  • Healthy and plain and still the poor man's share?
  • _instead of_ l. 171:
  • As you who envy would disdain to touch.
  • l. 183. its own.
  • l. 189. straitest.
  • l. 197. And urge the efforts.
  • l. 204. rouz'd.
  • l. 219. Slow in their gifts, but.
  • l. 223. woe.
  • l. 265. is all.
  • l. 271. Nor wipes.
  • l. 273. Nor promise.
  • l. 295. mutely hastens to the grave.
  • _instead of_ ll. 312-13:
  • Sure in his shot his game he seldom mist,
  • And seldom fail'd to win his game at whist;
  • l. 325. oh! Death.
  • l. 327. farmer gets.
  • =THE VILLAGE.=
  • =Book II.=
  • _Synopsis of contents omitted._
  • l. 30. began.
  • l. 52. the Lord's.
  • l. 55. Hear too.
  • _instead of_ ll. 59-62:
  • How their maids languish, while their men run loose,
  • And leave them scarce a damsel to seduce.
  • _instead of_ l. 68:
  • One cup, and that just serves to make them foes;
  • l. 70. And batter'd faces end.
  • l. 85. faultering.
  • l. 102. you reckon great.
  • _instead of_ ll. 111-112:
  • Who gave up pleasures you could never share,
  • For pain which you are seldom doom'd to bear,
  • _instead of_ ll. 161-2:
  • But Rutland's virtues shall his griefs restrain,
  • And join to heal the bosom where they reign.
  • l. 165. Hush the loud grief.
  • l. 168. can please.
  • l. 172. not valu'd.
  • l. 176. terror.
  • _instead of_ l. 177:
  • But 'tis the spirit that is mounting high.
  • l. 178. a native.
  • l. 193. nearer woes.
  • _after_ l. 197:
  • Victims victorious, who with him shall stand
  • In Fame's fair book the guardians of the land;
  • l. 201. streams go murmuring by.
  • l. 204. strong stream.
  • =THE NEWSPAPER.= Variants in edition of 1785 (first edition).
  • l. 37. Yet you in pity check.
  • l. 38. and still vouchsafe to write.
  • _instead of_ ll. 39-40:
  • (While your choice works on quiet shelves remain,
  • Or grace the windows of the trade in vain;
  • Where ev'n their fair and comely sculptures fail,
  • Engrav'd by Grignion, and design'd by Wale)--
  • _instead of_ ll. 47-48:
  • But lend your aid to make my prowess known,
  • And puff my labours as ye puff your own.
  • l. 51. or what the time they fly.
  • _instead of_ ll. 57-60:
  • Gray evening comes, and comes not evening gray
  • With all the trifling tidings of the day?
  • _instead of_ ll. 71-72:
  • Yet soon each reptile tribe is lost but these,
  • In the first brushing of the wintry breeze;
  • l. 73. These still remain.
  • _after_ l. 78:
  • (The Oglio now appears, a rival name,
  • Of bolder manners, tho' of younger fame);
  • l. 83. lye.
  • l. 85. holy day.
  • _instead of_ l. 92: Tomorrow Woodfall, and the world below.
  • l. 104. the weak man's brain.
  • _after_ l. 126:
  • Soon as the chiefs, whom once they choose, lie low,
  • Their praise too slackens, and their aid moves slow;
  • Not so, when leagu'd with rising powers, their rage
  • Then wounds th' unwary foe, and burns along the page.
  • l. 132. nor leaves the winter one.
  • l. 134. Fly in successive troops this fluttering race.
  • _after_ l. 136:
  • Or are there those, who ne'er their friends forsook,
  • Lur'd by no promise, by no danger shook?
  • Then bolder bribes the venal aid procure,
  • And golden letters make the faithless sure:
  • For those who deal in flattery or abuse,
  • Will sell them when they can the most produce.
  • l. 155. Justice, Rector and Attorney.
  • l. 160. tythe.
  • _instead of_ ll. 163-4:
  • Here comes the neighbouring Squire, with gracious air,
  • To stamp opinions, and to take the chair;
  • l. 172. plagues.
  • l. 175. Brook's and St Albin's.
  • l. 178. owes.
  • _instead of_ ll. 190-192:
  • "Strive but for power, and parley but for place;"
  • Yet hopes, good man! "that all may still be well,"
  • And thanks the stars that he's a vote to sell.
  • _after_ l. 192:
  • While thus he reads or raves, around him wait
  • A rustic band and join in each debate;
  • Partake his manly spirit, and delight
  • To praise or blame, to judge of wrong or right;
  • Measures to mend, and ministers to make,
  • Till all go madding for their country's sake.
  • l. 193. th' all-teeming Press.
  • l. 194. These pois'nous.
  • _instead of_ ll. 211-12:
  • Studious we toil, correct, amend, retouch,
  • Take much away, yet mostly leave too much;
  • l. 230. deny'd.
  • l. 253. chearful.
  • l. 260. And slighting theirs, make comments of their own.
  • l. 266. monies.
  • _instead of_ ll. 267-8:
  • While the sly widow, and the coxcomb sleek,
  • Dive deep for scandal through a hint oblique.
  • _instead of_ ll. 273-4:
  • Hence on that morn no welcome post appears,
  • That luckless mind a sullen aspect wears;
  • l. 279. Such restless passion.
  • l. 280. Worse than an itch for Music or the Muse.
  • l. 284. Has neither chance for cure, nor intervals of rest.
  • _after_ l. 284:
  • Such powers have things so vile, and they can boast
  • That those peruse them who despise them most.
  • l. 285. Thus sung--say Muse.
  • l. 294. Or coin fresh tales.
  • l. 300. No British widow turns Italian bride.
  • l. 304. peers give place, and own her fair.
  • _instead of_ ll. 309-312:
  • Such tales as these with joy the many read,
  • And paragraphs on paragraphs succeed;
  • Then add the common themes that never cease
  • The tide-like Stocks, their ebb and their increase;
  • _instead of_ l. 336: And nameless murder'd in the face of day.
  • l. 337. Here, first in rank, the Stage.
  • l. 344. From self, and.
  • l. 346. try'd.
  • l. 373. gray.
  • _instead of_ ll. 379-80:
  • Such are their puffs, and would they all were such,
  • Then should the verse no poet's laurel touch;
  • l. 386. frizeurs.
  • l. 416. sacred labours.
  • l. 428. On the scroll'd bar-board, view'd too long before.
  • l. 429. tipling.
  • l. 438. For these no more shall live, than they shall die.
  • _instead of_ ll. 449-50:
  • Nameless you this way print your idle rhymes,
  • A thousand view them, you a thousand times:
  • l. 462. Leave wealth, indulge not these but nobler fires.
  • Note 1. SPLEEN, a poem.
  • _The following footnotes appear in the first edition of_ The
  • Newspaper, _but were not reprinted_:
  • l. 1. The greatest part of this Poem was written immediately after the
  • dissolution of the late parliament.
  • l. 68. The Ephemera, or May-fly, is an insect remarked by naturalists
  • for the very short time it lives, after assuming its last and more
  • perfect form.
  • l. 78. [See Variant.] The OGLIO, a Sunday paper, advertised about
  • October last.
  • =THE PARISH REGISTER.= Variants in edition of 1807 (first edition).
  • =Part I.=
  • _Instead of_ ll. 43-50:
  • Above the mantel bound with ribband blue,
  • The Swain's emblazon'd Arms demand our view.
  • In meadow _Vert_, there feeds in _Gules_ a cow,
  • Beneath an _Argent_ share and _Sable_ plough;
  • While for a crest, an _Azure_ arm sustains
  • In _Or_ a wheatsheaf, rich with bristling grains.
  • l. 53. when tried.
  • l. 54. who prov'd misfortunes.
  • l. 61. that England fed.
  • l. 66. That nations dreaded and that Nelson beat.
  • _instead of_ ll. 67-8:
  • And here will soon that other fleet be shown,
  • That Nelson made the ocean's and our own.
  • l. 85. by famous Heads made out.
  • l. 86. That teach the simple reader where to doubt.
  • l. 87. That made him stop.
  • l. 88. And where he wonder'd then.
  • l. 112. Laid.
  • _instead of_ ll. 127-8:
  • These hear the parent Swain, reclin'd at ease
  • With half his listening offspring on his knees.
  • l. 140. The tall _Leek_, tapering with his rushy stem.
  • l. 177. who knew not sex.
  • l. 193. gutters flow.
  • l. 197. woe.
  • l. 248. drink and play.
  • l. 270. Glories unsought, the Fathers.
  • l. 309. an haughty soul.
  • l. 310. controul.
  • l. 314. seldom shed.
  • l. 339. What then was left, these Lovers to requite?
  • l. 368. Higler's.
  • l. 369. antient.
  • _instead of_ ll. 371-2:
  • Day after day were past in grief and pain,
  • Week after week, nor came the Youth again;
  • _instead of_ ll. 417-18:
  • Few were their Acres,--but they, well content,
  • Were on each pay-day, ready with their rent;
  • _instead of_ ll. 453-60:
  • 'Far other thoughts, your Reverence, caus'd the ill,
  • 'Twas pure good-nature, not a wanton will;
  • They urg'd me, paid me, beg'd me to comply, }
  • Not hard of heart, or slow to yield am I, }
  • But prone to grant as melting charity. }
  • For wanton wishes, let the frail-ones smart,
  • But all my failing is a tender heart.'
  • l. 470. Gerrard.
  • _instead of_ ll. 471-2:
  • Seven have I nam'd, and but six years have past
  • By him and Judith since I bound them fast.
  • l. 477. he would no more increase.
  • l. 481. humbled.
  • l. 521. pedlar's.
  • l. 539. woe with woe.
  • l. 540. "Ah! Humphrey! Humphrey!"
  • l. 558. said Humphrey.
  • l. 559. an husband's.
  • l. 569. antient.
  • _instead of_ ll. 582-3:
  • To prove these arrows of the giants' hand,
  • Are not for man to stay or to command.
  • _instead of_ l. 604:
  • Of news or nothing, she by looks compel.
  • l. 628. _Artimisia_.
  • l. 631. _Senecio_.
  • l. 649. turged _Anthers_.
  • _instead of_ l. 650:
  • "But haste and bear them to their spouse away;
  • In a like bed you'll see that spouse reclin'd,
  • (Oh! haste and bear them, they like love are blind,)
  • l. 652. make the marriage sure.
  • l. 663. to life's great duty, Love.
  • l. 676. some notice they will claim.
  • _instead of_ ll. 678-9:
  • The straitest furrow lifts the ploughman's heart,
  • Or skill allow'd firm in the bruiser's art.
  • l. 700. For he who lent a name to babe unknown.
  • l. 702. they ask'd the name of all.
  • l. 713. controul.
  • l. 743. that seem'd.
  • l. 744. that nothing meant.
  • l. 748. steelly.
  • l. 751. still more sure about the world.
  • l. 784. Keeps looking on the ground.
  • l. 785. These looks and sighs.
  • l. 803. transcendant.
  • l. 811. Bishoprick.
  • l. 826. Passions.
  • l. 833. Spencer; Spencer's.
  • _The note to_ l. 833 _is omitted in the first edition._
  • =Part II.=
  • _Instead of_ ll. 5-6:
  • If Poor, Delay shall for that Want prepare,
  • That, on the hasty, brings a World of Care;
  • _instead of_ l. 17:
  • Yet thee too long, let not thy Fears detain
  • l. 19. tied.
  • l. 26. Banns.
  • _instead of_ ll. 34-60.
  • Fie, Nathan! fie! to let a sprightly Jade
  • Leer on thy Bed, then ask thee how 'twas made
  • And lingering walk around at Head and Feet,
  • To see thy nightly Comforts all complete;
  • Then waiting seek--not what she said she sought,
  • And bid a Penny for her Master's Thought;--
  • (A Thought she knew, and thou could'st not send hence,
  • Well as thou lov'dst them, for ten thousand Pence!)
  • And thus with some bold Hint she would retire,
  • That wak'd the idle Wish and stirr'd the slumbering Fire;
  • Didst thou believe thy Passion all so laid }
  • That thou might'st trifle with thy wanton Maid, }
  • And feel amus'd, and yet not feel afraid? }
  • The dryest Faggot, Nathan, once was green,
  • And laid on Embers, still some Sap is seen;
  • Oaks, bald like thee above, that cease to grow,
  • Feel yet the Warmth of Spring and Bud below;
  • More senseless thou than Faggot on the Fire
  • For thou could'st feel and yet would'st not retire;
  • Less provident than dying Trees,--for they }
  • Some vital Strength, some living Fire display, }
  • But none that tend to wear the Life itself away. }
  • Ev'n now I see thee to the Altar come;
  • Downcast thou wert and conscious of thy Doom:
  • I see thee glancing on that Shape aside,
  • With blended Looks of Jealousy and Pride;
  • But growing Fear has long the Pride supprest,
  • And but one Tyrant rankles in thy Breast;
  • Now of her Love, a second Pledge appears,
  • And Doubts on Doubts arise, and Fears on Fears;
  • Yet Fear defy, and be of Courage stout,
  • Another Pledge will banish every Doubt;
  • Thine Age advancing as thy Powers retire,
  • Will make thee sure--What more would'st thou require?
  • l. 68. antient.
  • l. 96. Drew Oil, drew Essence.
  • l. 100. Mrs.
  • l. 269. And hid the Snare, prepar'd to catch the Maid.
  • l. 290. Scrolls.
  • _instead of_ ll. 301-308:
  • Is it that strong and sturdy in the Field
  • They scorn the Arms of idle Men to wield
  • Or give that Hand to guide the Goosequill Tip,
  • That rules a Team, and brandishes a whip?
  • The Lions they, whom conscious Power forbid,--
  • To play the Ape and "dandle with the Kid."
  • l. 313. For Bridget Dawdle.
  • l. 317. To Roger Pluck.
  • l. 321. In all his Dealings, Hodge was just and true.
  • l. 340. Bridget's.
  • l. 341. Roger.
  • l. 351. Bridget.
  • l. 353. Roger's.
  • l. 355. Roger's _bis_.
  • _instead of_ ll. 372-375:
  • So two dried Sticks, all fled the vital juice,
  • When rubb'd and chaf'd, their latent Heat produce;
  • All in one part unite the cheering Rays,
  • And kindling burn with momentary Blaze.
  • l. 380. when touch'd with Galvin's Wire.
  • _instead of_ ll. 400-1:
  • No more she plays, no more attempts to fit
  • Her Steps responsive to the squeaking Kit,
  • l. 419. in room apart.
  • l. 424. And Wives like these assert and prove their own;
  • l. 430. (_note_). Spencer.
  • l. 437. Nor sought their Bliss, at _Cupid's_ wild Commands,
  • l. 444. was her Reuben's Care;
  • _instead of_ ll. 461-66:
  • Nor these alone, (though favour'd more) are blest;
  • In time, the Rash, in time, the Wretched rest;
  • They first-sad years of Want and Anguish know,
  • Their Joys come seldom, and their Pains pass slow;
  • _instead of_ ll. 473-4:
  • When Life's Afflictions long with dread endur'd,
  • By Time are lessen'd, or by Caution cur'd;
  • l. 477. And calm in Cares, with Patience, Man and Wife,
  • l. 490. Quite.
  • _instead of_ ll. 491-2:
  • For me, (he thinks,) shall soon this Deed be done,
  • A few steps forward, and my Race is run;
  • l. 499. He gives his Friend a tear, and heaves himself a sigh.
  • l. 516. Plowman's.
  • l. 521. spare, for Rapture to enjoy?
  • _instead of_ ll. 565-7:
  • Who caus'd the Anguish they disdain'd to heal,
  • Have at some time, the Power of Virtue known,
  • And felt another's good promote their own:
  • l. 568. the youth.
  • l. 569. Who took the Maid, with innocence and truth;
  • l. 572. its vigour keep.
  • l. 583. When Beauty all decays.
  • =Part III.=
  • l. 33. that sad submission.
  • l. 48. as a Sinner's Right.
  • l. 49. God is good.
  • l. 50. And, none have liv'd, as Wisdom wills they should.
  • l. 54. To think about beginning to repent.
  • l. 65. That feels the useful Pain, Repentance brings.
  • l. 66. Dejection's Sorrows.
  • l. 67. And then, the Hope, that Heaven these Griefs approve.
  • l. 68. And lastly Joy that springs.
  • l. 75. Collet.
  • _instead of_ ll. 151-2:
  • Like that industrious Kind, no thoughts of Sex
  • No cares of Love, could her chaste Soul perplex.
  • l. 159. welcome at her Board to share.
  • _After_ l. 172: As Bridget churn'd the Butter, for her Hand.
  • l. 173. (Geese, Hens, and Turkeys following where she went.)
  • l. 185. as the more.
  • l. 186. She grasp'd with greater force.
  • l. 212. To bear a Grandchild.
  • l. 219. check the passions.
  • l. 220. Youth's Disappointments, the Regrets of Age.
  • _instead of_ ll. 225-31:
  • Blest is the Nurseling never taught to sing,
  • But thrust untimely from its Mother's Wing;
  • Or the grown Warbler, who, with grateful Voice,
  • Sings its own Joy and makes the Grove rejoice;
  • Because, ere yet he charm'd th' attentive Ear.
  • l. 278. aweful.
  • l. 283. woe's.
  • l. 297. Studds.
  • l. 329. Catharine's.
  • l. 345. And held the Golden Watch, the Ruby-Rings.
  • l. 357. the Lady's.
  • l. 381. On Pride that governs, Pleasure that will grow.
  • l. 394. Bawbles.
  • l. 412. Catharine.
  • l. 428. the Joy.
  • l. 431. that wounds.
  • l. 432. Who miss one Comfort that.
  • l. 434. He felt with many.
  • l. 436. an old Neighbour.
  • l. 443. he knew.
  • l. 444. More skilful none, and skill'd like him, but few.
  • _instead of_ 458-60:
  • By the new Light, to the new Way direct;--
  • "Mine now are Faith and Hope," he said; "Adieu!
  • I fear to lose them, in a way so new."
  • _instead of_ ll. 467-8:
  • His honest Fame he yet retain'd; no more,
  • His wife was buried, and his Children poor;
  • l. 473. And just, as kind.
  • l. 474. And then for Comforts.
  • l. 477. with him to live.
  • l. 478. Who, while he feeds me, is as loath to give.
  • l. 480. guages.
  • l. 485. to mourn my Lot is vain.
  • l. 486. Mine it is not to choose but to sustain.
  • l. 495. aweful.
  • l. 499. that suppliant Look.
  • l. 500. Nor that pure Faith, that gave it Force are there.
  • l. 510. Intic'd.
  • l. 565. An House.
  • l. 573. And thus he rose, but tried.
  • _instead of_ ll. 594-6:
  • And all was Terror, till all Hope was gone;
  • Was silent Terror, where that Hope grew weak,
  • Look'd on the Sick, and was asham'd to speak.
  • l. 601. So sure.
  • l. 654. Glib.
  • l. 664. Glib.
  • l. 670. With Luck and Leah.
  • l. 675. "Nay, but," he said "and dare you.
  • l. 700. Judgement.
  • l. 715. Woe.
  • l. 825. Ailes.
  • l. 848. sly Dissenters.
  • l. 863. An whoreson Cough.
  • l. 882. Gypsies.
  • l. 891. Aile.
  • l. 921. antient.
  • l. 966. while Parents them and us forsake.
  • =THE BIRTH OF FLATTERY.= Variants in edition of 1807 (first edition).
  • l. 1. Spencer.
  • l. 15. Siren.
  • l. 21. An hireling.
  • l. 50. Dissentions.
  • l. 52. Say what Success has one Projection crown'd?
  • l. 60. Ingulph'st.
  • l. 65. worthless Arts.
  • l. 111. nuptual.
  • l. 125. repay'd.
  • l. 191. antient.
  • l. 213. controul.
  • l. 304. _Gorze_.
  • l. 317. Tenniers.
  • l. 333. Mein.
  • l. 344. that well their Worth she knew.
  • l. 347. While all Disgrace attend.
  • =SIR EUSTACE GREY.= Variants in edition of 1807 (first edition).
  • l. 23. Will sometimes point.
  • l. 24. And will with.
  • l. 26. Will veil.
  • l. 37. Well! I am calm.
  • l. 38. woe.
  • l. 58. an.
  • l. 171. Dæmons.
  • l. 234. Travellers.
  • Note 3, l. 5. Intended to cast ridicule on any religious persuasion.
  • l. 8. enthusiastical.
  • _The notes appear as footnotes in the first edition._
  • =THE HALL OF JUSTICE.= Variants in edition of 1807 (first edition).
  • =Part I.=
  • l. 11. forbad.
  • l. 36. woe.
  • l. 41. on Want and Error.
  • =WOMAN!= Variants in edition of 1807 (first edition).
  • l. 1. Africk's.
  • l. 4. Dæmons.
  • =THE BOROUGH.= Variants in the edition of 1810 (first edition).
  • =Preface.=
  • p. =266=, l. 9. may fairly be.
  • l. 24. values.
  • p. =268=, l. 16. connections.
  • p. =269=, l. 12. an hope.
  • p. =271=, l. 5, enquiries.
  • p. =273=, l. 13, enquiry.
  • _ib._ l. 28. controul.
  • p. =274=, l. 35. attornies.
  • p. =275=, l. 2. license.
  • _ib._ l. 39. set down.
  • p. =276=, l. 7. give us more favourable view.
  • p. =277=, l. 33. an hundred.
  • p. =278=, l. 2. an happier.
  • _ib._ l. 31. immoveable.
  • p. =279=, l. 14. _after_ insane,: and why the visions of his distempered
  • brain should be of so horrible a nature.
  • p. =282=, l. 7. mottos.
  • =Letter 1.=
  • l. 85. wreathes.
  • l. 153. an House.
  • l. 156. tipling.
  • l. 175. stoney Beech.
  • l. 195. o'ershrowd.
  • l. 290. rimpling.
  • =Letter 2.=
  • Synopsis, l. 2. Columns and Aysles;
  • l. 8. Grief in the surviver.
  • l. 29. Yet Gothic all.
  • l. 34. aisle.
  • l. 40. grey.
  • l. 57. greys.
  • l. 62. grey.
  • l. 76. The stoney Tower as grey.
  • l. 114. Woe.
  • l. 127. teiz'd.
  • =Letter 3.=
  • l. 46. inlists.
  • l. 62. antient.
  • l. 105. charardes.
  • l. 127. antient.
  • l. 132. aisle ... aisle.
  • l. 137. woe.
  • _instead of_ ll. 158-159:
  • Mamma approv'd a safe contented guest
  • And Miss a Friend to back a small request;
  • _instead of_ ll. 202-205:
  • Oh! had he learn'd to make the Wig he wears,
  • To throw the Shuttle or command the Sheers,
  • Or the strong Boar-skin for the Saddle shap'd,
  • What pangs, what terrors had the Man escap'd.
  • l. 214. woeful.
  • =Letter 4.=
  • Synopsis, l. 3. Swedenburgeans.
  • ll. 5, 9. Armenian.
  • l. 12. extatic.
  • l. 21. doat, extacies.
  • l. 70. tye.
  • l. 75. Dioclecian.
  • l. 120. antient.
  • l. 129. antient.
  • l. 168. Swedenbourgeans.
  • l. 184. Phaætons.
  • l. 191. chastizing.
  • l. 205. rev'rendly.
  • l. 230. bye-word.
  • l. 255. antient.
  • _instead of_ ll. 258-259:
  • True _Independants_: while they _Calvin_ hate,
  • They heed as little what _Socinians_ state;
  • They judge _Arminians Antinomians_ stray
  • Nor _England's Church_, nor Church on Earth obey;
  • l. 260. But for themselves.
  • l. 264. inlists.
  • l. 267. Westley.
  • l. 299. an helping hand.
  • l. 338. ingulph'd.
  • l. 389. antient, Westley.
  • l. 419. naught.
  • l. 477. stoney.
  • l. 487. stoney-cold.
  • l. 500. aweful.
  • l. 503. woe.
  • =Letter 5.=
  • l. 92. for then he's most.
  • l. 113. burrs.
  • _instead of_ ll. 167-170:
  • In fact the Fisher was amaz'd; as soon
  • Could he have judg'd Gold issued from the Moon;
  • But being taught, he griev'd with ail his heart,
  • For lack of knowledge in this precious art;
  • =Letter 6.=
  • l. 52. Socilitor.
  • l. 64. the far-resounding.
  • l. 75. buz.
  • l. 108. controul.
  • l. 114. Whose Sons aspiring, for Professions call.
  • l. 292. dosing.
  • l. 295. if he try.
  • l. 298. strait.
  • l. 306. doat.
  • l. 335. He'd balked.
  • =Letter 7.=
  • Synopsis, l. 6. Empiricks.
  • l. 8. Empirick.
  • _instead of_ ll. 1-4:
  • From Law to Physic stepping at our ease,
  • We find a way to finish--by degrees;
  • Forgive the quibble, and in graver style,
  • We'll sing of those with whom we seldom smile.
  • l. 15. an hope.
  • l. 19. Physician.
  • _instead of_ l. 59:
  • So Merit suffers, while a Fortune's made.
  • l. 64. the licenc'd Tribe.
  • l. 79. Coblers.
  • l. 80. Lyars.
  • l. 96. their Patents.
  • l. 111. Schirrus.
  • l. 124. Empirick's.
  • l. 147. fewel.
  • l. 156. intreats.
  • l. 257. controul.
  • l. 262. bar'd
  • l. 268. Ev'n. some who'd known him.
  • l. 271. neither reason.
  • =Letter 8.=
  • Synopsis, l. 5. _After_ 'The Weaver an Entomologist, etc.
  • _insert_ 'Hunting Butterflies,' etc.
  • l. 18. an high.
  • l. 27. expence.
  • l. 30. Th' estimate that's made.
  • l. 216. controul
  • =Letter 9.=
  • l. 17. an Hall.
  • l. 27. Sheers.
  • l. 64. Where.
  • l. 152. Expence.
  • l. 154. favouring Gale.
  • l. 176. this Envy.
  • l. 197. on the Waters float.
  • l. 198. Note.
  • l. 216. Shores to Shores.
  • =Letter 10.=
  • Synopsis, l. 5. Petulences.
  • l. 121. an happier few.
  • l. 123. not fretful.
  • l. 129. antient.
  • _instead of_ ll. 165-6:
  • Against their Nature they might show their Skill
  • With small Success, who're Maids against their will.
  • l. 167. bashful muse.
  • l. 253, 258. Aye.
  • l. 293. Gulph.
  • l. 353. gregareous.
  • l. 382. tye.
  • l. 385. Himself to strengthen, or himself to shun;
  • =Letter 11.=
  • l. 55. Ribbands.
  • l. 78. the work of Treason done.
  • _instead of_ ll. 79-80:
  • Have, like the _Guillotine_, the royal Neck
  • Parted in twain--the Figure is a Wreck;
  • l. 102. antient.
  • l. 136. Styes.
  • l. 143. Basons.
  • l. 185. antient.
  • l. 286. Controul.
  • l. 287. an Home.
  • =Letter 12.=
  • Synopsis, l. 6. An Heroine;
  • l. 8. Frederic.
  • l. 21. an House.
  • l. 54. an Hero's.
  • l. 65. Havock.
  • l. 75. Woe.
  • l. 87. Wane.
  • l. 94. in the appointed Course.
  • l. 105. pityful.
  • l. 136. Woe.
  • l. 148. Woe.
  • l. 185. teiz'd.
  • l. 195. Taylor's.
  • l. 202. Frederic.
  • _instead of_ ll. 205-6:
  • It was not quite within the Merchant's line.
  • To think of College, but the Boy would shine.
  • l. 207. he'd prosper, none could doubt.
  • l. 214. Frederic.
  • l. 222. Frederic.
  • l. 236. authoriz'd:
  • _between_ ll. 266-7:
  • Vice, dreadful habit! when assum'd so long,
  • Becomes at length inveterately strong;
  • As more indulg'd it gains the Strength we lose,
  • Maintains its Conquests and extends it Views;
  • Till the whole Soul submitting to its Chains,
  • It takes possession, and for ever reigns.
  • l. 282. an Home.
  • l. 298. an Home.
  • l. 330. an Hoy.
  • l. 332. Frederic.
  • l. 339. Enquiries.
  • l. 341. Frederic.
  • l. 347. Enquiry.
  • l. 356. an happier.
  • l. 369. Woe.
  • =Letter 13.=
  • _Instead of_ ll. 5-6:
  • He wore his Coat till every Thread was bare,
  • And fed his Body with the meanest Fare;
  • l. 13. Crumbs.
  • l. 25. favorite.
  • _instead of_ ll. 27-28:
  • Haunts have been trac'd to which he nightly went,
  • And serious Sums in private Pleasures spent;
  • l. 78. Controul.
  • l. 107. controul.
  • l. 121. Detracter.
  • l. 135. Enquiry.
  • _instead of_ l. 173: Small is his private Room: you'd find him there.
  • l. 188. an herd.
  • _instead of_ ll. 191-2:
  • You'd meet Sir Denys in a morning Ride,
  • And be convinced he'd not a spark of Pride;
  • l. 202. Equipt.
  • l. 203. an Horse.
  • l. 207. An handsome Youth _Sir Denys_; and an Horse.
  • l. 214. Aye.
  • l. 226. cloath'd.
  • l. 244. controul'd.
  • l. 275. try'd.
  • l. 296. t' asswage.
  • =Letter 14.=
  • Synopsis, l. 6. Connections.
  • l. 17. Enquiry.
  • l. 31. Expences.
  • l. 49. try'd.
  • l. 58. antient.
  • l. 120. this final Hoard.
  • _instead of_ l. 138: Those whom he'd daily shaken by the hand.
  • l. 145. Billedeux.
  • l. 148. an useful.
  • _instead of_ l. 165: He'll even read to learn the Ill they've done.
  • l. 169. he'll dispose the Mind.
  • l. 212. antient.
  • =Letter 15.=
  • l. 19. and Poems.
  • l. 93. an Heart so fond, an Hand so priz'd;
  • l. 108. straiter.
  • l. 152. try'd.
  • l. 216. antient.
  • =Letter 16.=
  • Synopsis, l. 11. Dolly.
  • l. 86. Vallies.
  • l. 90. forebore.
  • l. 127. 'twould not believe its Eyes.
  • l. 128. 'Twould sadly glide.
  • l. 132. an huge.
  • l. 133. an huge.
  • l. 156. Breakfasts.
  • l. 159. teiz'd.
  • l. 183. railing.
  • l. 209. She held him babish and his Captives blind.
  • _instead of_ ll. 211-213:
  • Her Sexe's Pattern, without Thoughts of Sex;
  • Our timid Girls and Lovers half afraid,
  • All shunn'd the Speeches of the frank old maid.
  • l. 230. antient.
  • =Letter 17.=
  • l. 7. Woe.
  • l. 17. all have.
  • l. 41. inclose.
  • l. 48. has never heard.
  • l. 78. Woe.
  • l. 113. bruize.
  • l. 138. an House.
  • l. 208. Tyes.
  • l. 248. place in view.
  • l. 261. well-dry'd.
  • l. 277. do the work.
  • =Letter 18.=
  • Synopsis, l. 8. Bye-Ways.
  • l. 12. antient.
  • l. 24. antient.
  • l. 94. antient.
  • l. 130. Woe.
  • l. 199. try'd.
  • l. 218. 'till he's run his Race.
  • l. 222. antient.
  • _instead of_ l. 264:
  • Which that low Paling, form'd of Wreck, surround;
  • l. 270. relicks.
  • l. 318. an Handmaid.
  • l. 327. Virtue's.
  • l. 332. an Humourist.
  • l. 336. an Home.
  • l. 365. antient.
  • l. 369. contain.
  • l. 389. fry'd.
  • Notes. _These appear in the first edition as footnotes._
  • =Letter 19.=
  • _Instead of_ ll. 18-19:
  • This book-taught Man, with ready mind receiv'd
  • More than Church commanded or believ'd;
  • l. 64. their very Look's a charm.
  • l. 94. try'd.
  • l. 110. Abash'd.
  • l. 131. an hearing.
  • l. 196. Aisle.
  • l. 259. cry'd.
  • l. 269. _not in inverted commas_.
  • l. 299. enquir'd.
  • =Letter 20.=
  • Synopsis, l. 6. An Husband.
  • l. 7. The Men's.
  • l. 34. _Darnly-Cottages_.
  • l. 59. Chateux.
  • l. 97. an Hound.
  • l. 101. Woe.
  • l. 112. Woe.
  • l. 135. teiz'd.
  • l. 182. an Hovel's.
  • l. 196. affrighten'd.
  • _instead of_ ll. 262-3:
  • I would all Memory of his Fate were fled
  • He was our second Child, our darling _Ned_;
  • l. 269. Slight.
  • l. 283. Tyger.
  • l. 299. might be proud.
  • Notes. _These appear in the first edition as footnotes._
  • Note 1. l. 1. Southerwood.
  • l. 2. _Artimisia_.
  • Note 2. l. 2. tenor.
  • l. 6. teazing.
  • l. 10. teazed.
  • =Letter 21.=
  • l. 51. aukward.
  • l. 86. antient.
  • l. 110. thine Heart.
  • l. 122. (thou had'st them).
  • l. 183. laid.
  • l. 184. blest the dying Maid.
  • l. 211. Pedlar's.
  • l. 214. Entitled.
  • l. 218. stedfast.
  • l. 231. lead.
  • _instead of_ l. 263:
  • Oh! please your Rev'rence, rev'rendly I said.
  • l. 289. woe.
  • Note. _This does not appear in the first edition._
  • =Letter 22.=
  • Synopsis, l. 6. insipient.
  • l. 30. an happy Time.
  • l. 54. controul.
  • l. 69. enquir'd.
  • l. 165. an helping Hand.
  • l. 228. Dæmons.
  • l. 259. could'nt.
  • l. 361. Dæmons.
  • =Letter 23.=
  • Synopsis, l. 6. an Highwayman.
  • l. 78. succeed.
  • l. 89. The Folly diverse.
  • l. 102. an Home.
  • l. 105. try'd.
  • l. 165. enquiries.
  • l. 184. Woe.
  • l. 219. Controul.
  • l. 308. brouzes.
  • =Letter 24.=
  • l. 27. an heavy Load.
  • l. 104. Strife on both sides.
  • l. 129. an heavy Eye.
  • l. 188. All Hardship.
  • l. 250. illude the Burdens.
  • _instead of_ l. 276:
  • Of Money wasted! when no taste remain.
  • l. 290. controuls.
  • l. 310. Dependants.
  • l. 334. bear.
  • l. 335. slily.
  • l. 339, footnote, _not in first edition_.
  • l. 380. savory.
  • l. 387. an high degree.
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