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  • Title: Sartor Resartus
  • The Life and Opinions of Herr Teufelsdrockh
  • Author: Thomas Carlyle
  • Posting Date: August 5, 2008 [EBook #1051]
  • Release Date: September, 1997
  • Language: English
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  • SARTOR RESARTUS:
  • The Life and Opinions of Herr Teufelsdrockh
  • By Thomas Carlyle.
  • 1831
  • BOOK I.
  • CHAPTER I. PRELIMINARY.
  • Considering our present advanced state of culture, and how the Torch
  • of Science has now been brandished and borne about, with more or
  • less effect, for five thousand years and upwards; how, in these times
  • especially, not only the Torch still burns, and perhaps more fiercely
  • than ever, but innumerable Rushlights, and Sulphur-matches, kindled
  • thereat, are also glancing in every direction, so that not the smallest
  • cranny or dog-hole in Nature or Art can remain unilluminated,--it might
  • strike the reflective mind with some surprise that hitherto little or
  • nothing of a fundamental character, whether in the way of Philosophy or
  • History, has been written on the subject of Clothes.
  • Our Theory of Gravitation is as good as perfect: Lagrange, it is well
  • known, has proved that the Planetary System, on this scheme, will endure
  • forever; Laplace, still more cunningly, even guesses that it could not
  • have been made on any other scheme. Whereby, at least, our nautical
  • Logbooks can be better kept; and water-transport of all kinds has grown
  • more commodious. Of Geology and Geognosy we know enough: what with the
  • labors of our Werners and Huttons, what with the ardent genius of their
  • disciples, it has come about that now, to many a Royal Society, the
  • Creation of a World is little more mysterious than the cooking of a
  • dumpling; concerning which last, indeed, there have been minds to whom
  • the question, _How the apples were got in_, presented difficulties. Why
  • mention our disquisitions on the Social Contract, on the Standard of
  • Taste, on the Migrations of the Herring? Then, have we not a Doctrine
  • of Rent, a Theory of Value; Philosophies of Language, of History, of
  • Pottery, of Apparitions, of Intoxicating Liquors? Man's whole life and
  • environment have been laid open and elucidated; scarcely a fragment
  • or fibre of his Soul, Body, and Possessions, but has been probed,
  • dissected, distilled, desiccated, and scientifically decomposed: our
  • spiritual Faculties, of which it appears there are not a few, have their
  • Stewarts, Cousins, Royer Collards: every cellular, vascular, muscular
  • Tissue glories in its Lawrences, Majendies, Bichats.
  • How, then, comes it, may the reflective mind repeat, that the grand
  • Tissue of all Tissues, the only real Tissue, should have been quite
  • overlooked by Science,--the vestural Tissue, namely, of woollen or
  • other cloth; which Man's Soul wears as its outmost wrappage and overall;
  • wherein his whole other Tissues are included and screened, his whole
  • Faculties work, his whole Self lives, moves, and has its being? For if,
  • now and then, some straggling broken-winged thinker has cast an owl's
  • glance into this obscure region, the most have soared over it altogether
  • heedless; regarding Clothes as a property, not an accident, as quite
  • natural and spontaneous, like the leaves of trees, like the plumage of
  • birds. In all speculations they have tacitly figured man as _a Clothed
  • Animal_; whereas he is by nature a _Naked Animal_; and only in certain
  • circumstances, by purpose and device, masks himself in Clothes.
  • Shakespeare says, we are creatures that look before and after: the more
  • surprising that we do not look round a little, and see what is passing
  • under our very eyes.
  • But here, as in so many other cases, Germany, learned, indefatigable,
  • deep-thinking Germany comes to our aid. It is, after all, a blessing
  • that, in these revolutionary times, there should be one country where
  • abstract Thought can still take shelter; that while the din and frenzy
  • of Catholic Emancipations, and Rotten Boroughs, and Revolts of Paris,
  • deafen every French and every English ear, the German can stand peaceful
  • on his scientific watch-tower; and, to the raging, struggling multitude
  • here and elsewhere, solemnly, from hour to hour, with preparatory blast
  • of cow-horn, emit his _Horet ihr Herren und lasset's Euch sagen_; in
  • other words, tell the Universe, which so often forgets that fact, what
  • o'clock it really is. Not unfrequently the Germans have been blamed for
  • an unprofitable diligence; as if they struck into devious courses, where
  • nothing was to be had but the toil of a rough journey; as if, forsaking
  • the gold-mines of finance and that political slaughter of fat oxen
  • whereby a man himself grows fat, they were apt to run goose-hunting into
  • regions of bilberries and crowberries, and be swallowed up at last
  • in remote peat-bogs. Of that unwise science, which, as our Humorist
  • expresses it,
  • "By geometric scale
  • Doth take the size of pots of ale;"
  • still more, of that altogether misdirected industry, which is seen
  • vigorously thrashing mere straw, there can nothing defensive be said.
  • In so far as the Germans are chargeable with such, let them take the
  • consequence. Nevertheless be it remarked, that even a Russian steppe
  • has tumult and gold ornaments; also many a scene that looks desert and
  • rock-bound from the distance, will unfold itself, when visited,
  • into rare valleys. Nay, in any case, would Criticism erect not only
  • finger-posts and turnpikes, but spiked gates and impassable barriers,
  • for the mind of man? It is written, "Many shall run to and fro, and
  • knowledge shall be increased." Surely the plain rule is, Let each
  • considerate person have his way, and see what it will lead to. For not
  • this man and that man, but all men make up mankind, and their united
  • tasks the task of mankind. How often have we seen some such adventurous,
  • and perhaps much-censured wanderer light on some out-lying, neglected,
  • yet vitally momentous province; the hidden treasures of which he first
  • discovered, and kept proclaiming till the general eye and effort were
  • directed thither, and the conquest was completed;--thereby, in these
  • his seemingly so aimless rambles, planting new standards, founding
  • new habitable colonies, in the immeasurable circumambient realm of
  • Nothingness and Night! Wise man was he who counselled that Speculation
  • should have free course, and look fearlessly towards all the thirty-two
  • points of the compass, whithersoever and howsoever it listed.
  • Perhaps it is proof of the stunted condition in which pure Science,
  • especially pure moral Science, languishes among us English; and how
  • our mercantile greatness, and invaluable Constitution, impressing a
  • political or other immediately practical tendency on all English
  • culture and endeavor, cramps the free flight of Thought,--that this,
  • not Philosophy of Clothes, but recognition even that we have no such
  • Philosophy, stands here for the first time published in our language.
  • What English intellect could have chosen such a topic, or by chance
  • stumbled on it? But for that same unshackled, and even sequestered
  • condition of the German Learned, which permits and induces them to fish
  • in all manner of waters, with all manner of nets, it seems probable
  • enough, this abtruse Inquiry might, in spite of the results it leads
  • to, have continued dormant for indefinite periods. The Editor of these
  • sheets, though otherwise boasting himself a man of confirmed speculative
  • habits, and perhaps discursive enough, is free to confess, that never,
  • till these last months, did the above very plain considerations, on our
  • total want of a Philosophy of Clothes, occur to him; and then, by quite
  • foreign suggestion. By the arrival, namely, of a new Book from Professor
  • Teufelsdrockh of Weissnichtwo; treating expressly of this subject,
  • and in a style which, whether understood or not, could not even by the
  • blindest be overlooked. In the present Editor's way of thought, this
  • remarkable Treatise, with its Doctrines, whether as judicially acceded
  • to, or judicially denied, has not remained without effect.
  • "_Die Kleider, ihr Werden und Wirken_ (Clothes, their Origin and
  • Influence): _von Diog. Teufelsdrockh, J. U. D. etc. Stillschweigen und
  • Cognie. Weissnichtwo_, 1831.
  • "Here," says the _Weissnichtwo'sche Anzeiger_, "comes a Volume of that
  • extensive, close-printed, close-meditated sort, which, be it spoken with
  • pride, is seen only in Germany, perhaps only in Weissnichtwo. Issuing
  • from the hitherto irreproachable Firm of Stillschweigen and Company,
  • with every external furtherance, it is of such internal quality as
  • to set Neglect at defiance.... A work," concludes the well-nigh
  • enthusiastic Reviewer, "interesting alike to the antiquary, the
  • historian, and the philosophic thinker; a masterpiece of boldness,
  • lynx-eyed acuteness, and rugged independent Germanism and Philanthropy
  • (_derber Kerndeutschheit und Menschenliebe_); which will not, assuredly,
  • pass current without opposition in high places; but must and will exalt
  • the almost new name of Teufelsdrockh to the first ranks of Philosophy,
  • in our German Temple of Honor."
  • Mindful of old friendship, the distinguished Professor, in this the
  • first blaze of his fame, which however does not dazzle him, sends hither
  • a Presentation-copy of his Book; with compliments and encomiums which
  • modesty forbids the present Editor to rehearse; yet without indicated
  • wish or hope of any kind, except what may be implied in the concluding
  • phrase: _Mochte es_ (this remarkable Treatise) _auch im Brittischen
  • Boden gedeihen_!
  • CHAPTER II. EDITORIAL DIFFICULTIES.
  • If for a speculative man, "whose seedfield," in the sublime words of the
  • Poet, "is Time," no conquest is important but that of new ideas, then
  • might the arrival of Professor Teufelsdrockh's Book be marked with
  • chalk in the Editor's calendar. It is indeed an "extensive Volume," of
  • boundless, almost formless contents, a very Sea of Thought; neither calm
  • nor clear, if you will; yet wherein the toughest pearl-diver may dive
  • to his utmost depth, and return not only with sea-wreck but with true
  • orients.
  • Directly on the first perusal, almost on the first deliberate
  • inspection, it became apparent that here a quite new Branch of
  • Philosophy, leading to as yet undescried ulterior results, was
  • disclosed; farther, what seemed scarcely less interesting, a quite new
  • human Individuality, an almost unexampled personal character, that,
  • namely, of Professor Teufelsdrockh the Discloser. Of both which
  • novelties, as far as might be possible, we resolved to master the
  • significance. But as man is emphatically a proselytizing creature, no
  • sooner was such mastery even fairly attempted, than the new question
  • arose: How might this acquired good be imparted to others, perhaps in
  • equal need thereof; how could the Philosophy of Clothes, and the Author
  • of such Philosophy, be brought home, in any measure, to the business and
  • bosoms of our own English Nation? For if new-got gold is said to burn
  • the pockets till it be cast forth into circulation, much more may new
  • truth.
  • Here, however, difficulties occurred. The first thought naturally was to
  • publish Article after Article on this remarkable Volume, in such widely
  • circulating Critical Journals as the Editor might stand connected with,
  • or by money or love procure access to. But, on the other hand, was it
  • not clear that such matter as must here be revealed, and treated of,
  • might endanger the circulation of any Journal extant? If, indeed, all
  • party-divisions in the State could have been abolished, Whig, Tory,
  • and Radical, embracing in discrepant union; and all the Journals of the
  • Nation could have been jumbled into one Journal, and the Philosophy of
  • Clothes poured forth in incessant torrents therefrom, the attempt had
  • seemed possible. But, alas, what vehicle of that sort have we, except
  • _Fraser's Magazine_? A vehicle all strewed (figuratively speaking)
  • with the maddest Waterloo-Crackers, exploding distractively and
  • destructively, wheresoever the mystified passenger stands or sits;
  • nay, in any case, understood to be, of late years, a vehicle full to
  • overflowing, and inexorably shut! Besides, to state the Philosophy of
  • Clothes without the Philosopher, the ideas of Teufelsdrockh without
  • something of his personality, was it not to insure both of entire
  • misapprehension? Now for Biography, had it been otherwise admissible,
  • there were no adequate documents, no hope of obtaining such, but rather,
  • owing to circumstances, a special despair. Thus did the Editor see
  • himself, for the while, shut out from all public utterance of these
  • extraordinary Doctrines, and constrained to revolve them, not without
  • disquietude, in the dark depths of his own mind.
  • So had it lasted for some months; and now the Volume on Clothes, read
  • and again read, was in several points becoming lucid and lucent; the
  • personality of its Author more and more surprising, but, in spite of all
  • that memory and conjecture could do, more and more enigmatic; whereby
  • the old disquietude seemed fast settling into fixed discontent,--when
  • altogether unexpectedly arrives a Letter from Herr Hofrath Heuschrecke,
  • our Professor's chief friend and associate in Weissnichtwo, with whom
  • we had not previously corresponded. The Hofrath, after much quite
  • extraneous matter, began dilating largely on the "agitation and
  • attention" which the Philosophy of Clothes was exciting in its own
  • German Republic of Letters; on the deep significance and tendency of his
  • Friend's Volume; and then, at length, with great circumlocution, hinted
  • at the practicability of conveying "some knowledge of it, and of him, to
  • England, and through England to the distant West:" a work on Professor
  • Teufelsdrockh "were undoubtedly welcome to the _Family_, the _National_,
  • or any other of those patriotic _Libraries_, at present the glory
  • of British Literature;" might work revolutions in Thought; and so
  • forth;--in conclusion, intimating not obscurely, that should the present
  • Editor feel disposed to undertake a Biography of Teufelsdrockh, he,
  • Hofrath Heuschrecke, had it in his power to furnish the requisite
  • Documents.
  • As in some chemical mixture, that has stood long evaporating, but would
  • not crystallize, instantly when the wire or other fixed substance is
  • introduced, crystallization commences, and rapidly proceeds till the
  • whole is finished, so was it with the Editor's mind and this offer of
  • Heuschrecke's. Form rose out of void solution and discontinuity; like
  • united itself with like in definite arrangement: and soon either in
  • actual vision and possession, or in fixed reasonable hope, the image of
  • the whole Enterprise had shaped itself, so to speak, into a solid mass.
  • Cautiously yet courageously, through the twopenny post, application
  • to the famed redoubtable OLIVER YORKE was now made: an interview,
  • interviews with that singular man have taken place; with more of
  • assurance on our side, with less of satire (at least of open satire)
  • on his, than we anticipated; for the rest, with such issue as is now
  • visible. As to those same "patriotic _Libraries_," the Hofrath's counsel
  • could only be viewed with silent amazement; but with his offer of
  • Documents we joyfully and almost instantaneously closed. Thus, too, in
  • the sure expectation of these, we already see our task begun; and this
  • our _Sartor Resartus_, which is properly a "Life and Opinions of Herr
  • Teufelsdrockh," hourly advancing.
  • Of our fitness for the Enterprise, to which we have such title and
  • vocation, it were perhaps uninteresting to say more. Let the British
  • reader study and enjoy, in simplicity of heart, what is here presented
  • him, and with whatever metaphysical acumen and talent for meditation he
  • is possessed of. Let him strive to keep a free, open sense; cleared
  • from the mists of prejudice, above all from the paralysis of cant; and
  • directed rather to the Book itself than to the Editor of the Book.
  • Who or what such Editor may be, must remain conjectural, and even
  • insignificant: [*] it is a voice publishing tidings of the Philosophy of
  • Clothes; undoubtedly a Spirit addressing Spirits: whoso hath ears, let
  • him hear.
  • * With us even he still communicates in some sort of mask,
  • or muffler; and, we have reason to think, under a feigned
  • name!--O. Y.
  • On one other point the Editor thinks it needful to give warning: namely,
  • that he is animated with a true though perhaps a feeble attachment to
  • the Institutions of our Ancestors; and minded to defend these, according
  • to ability, at all hazards; nay, it was partly with a view to such
  • defence that he engaged in this undertaking. To stem, or if that be
  • impossible, profitably to divert the current of Innovation, such a
  • Volume as Teufelsdrockh's, if cunningly planted down, were no despicable
  • pile, or floodgate, in the logical wear.
  • For the rest, be it nowise apprehended, that any personal connection of
  • ours with Teufelsdrockh, Heuschrecke or this Philosophy of Clothes, can
  • pervert our judgment, or sway us to extenuate or exaggerate. Powerless,
  • we venture to promise, are those private Compliments themselves.
  • Grateful they may well be; as generous illusions of friendship; as fair
  • mementos of bygone unions, of those nights and suppers of the gods,
  • when, lapped in the symphonies and harmonies of Philosophic Eloquence,
  • though with baser accompaniments, the present Editor revelled in that
  • feast of reason, never since vouchsafed him in so full measure! But what
  • then? _Amicus Plato, magis amica veritas_; Teufelsdrockh is our friend,
  • Truth is our divinity. In our historical and critical capacity, we hope
  • we are strangers to all the world; have feud or favor with no one,--save
  • indeed the Devil, with whom, as with the Prince of Lies and Darkness, we
  • do at all times wage internecine war. This assurance, at an epoch when
  • puffery and quackery have reached a height unexampled in the annals of
  • mankind, and even English Editors, like Chinese Shopkeepers, must
  • write on their door-lintels _No cheating here_,--we thought it good to
  • premise.
  • CHAPTER III. REMINISCENCES.
  • To the Author's private circle the appearance of this singular Work on
  • Clothes must have occasioned little less surprise than it has to the
  • rest of the world. For ourselves, at least, few things have been more
  • unexpected. Professor Teufelsdrockh, at the period of our acquaintance
  • with him, seemed to lead a quite still and self-contained life: a man
  • devoted to the higher Philosophies, indeed; yet more likely, if he
  • published at all, to publish a refutation of Hegel and Bardili, both of
  • whom, strangely enough, he included under a common ban; than to descend,
  • as he has here done, into the angry noisy Forum, with an Argument that
  • cannot but exasperate and divide. Not, that we can remember, was the
  • Philosophy of Clothes once touched upon between us. If through the
  • high, silent, meditative Transcendentalism of our Friend we detected
  • any practical tendency whatever, it was at most Political, and towards a
  • certain prospective, and for the present quite speculative, Radicalism;
  • as indeed some correspondence, on his part, with Herr Oken of Jena was
  • now and then suspected; though his special contributions to the _Isis_
  • could never be more than surmised at. But, at all events, nothing Moral,
  • still less anything Didactico-Religious, was looked for from him.
  • Well do we recollect the last words he spoke in our hearing; which
  • indeed, with the Night they were uttered in, are to be forever
  • remembered. Lifting his huge tumbler of _Gukguk_, [*] and for a moment
  • lowering his tobacco-pipe, he stood up in full Coffee-house (it was _Zur
  • Grunen Gans_, the largest in Weissnichtwo, where all the Virtuosity,
  • and nearly all the Intellect of the place assembled of an evening); and
  • there, with low, soul-stirring tone, and the look truly of an angel,
  • though whether of a white or of a black one might be dubious, proposed
  • this toast: _Die Sache der Armen in Gottes und Teufels Namen_ (The Cause
  • of the Poor, in Heaven's name and--'s)! One full shout, breaking the
  • leaden silence; then a gurgle of innumerable emptying bumpers, again
  • followed by universal cheering, returned him loud acclaim. It was the
  • finale of the night: resuming their pipes; in the highest enthusiasm,
  • amid volumes of tobacco-smoke; triumphant, cloud-capt without and
  • within, the assembly broke up, each to his thoughtful pillow. _Bleibt
  • doch ein echter Spass_- _und Galgen-vogel_, said several; meaning
  • thereby that, one day, he would probably be hanged for his democratic
  • sentiments. _Wo steckt doch der Schalk_? added they, looking round: but
  • Teufelsdrockh had retired by private alleys, and the Compiler of these
  • pages beheld him no more.
  • * Gukguk is unhappily only an academical-beer.
  • In such scenes has it been our lot to live with this Philosopher,
  • such estimate to form of his purposes and powers. And yet, thou brave
  • Teufelsdrockh, who could tell what lurked in thee? Under those thick
  • locks of thine, so long and lank, overlapping roof-wise the gravest face
  • we ever in this world saw, there dwelt a most busy brain. In thy eyes
  • too, deep under their shaggy brows, and looking out so still and dreamy,
  • have we not noticed gleams of an ethereal or else a diabolic fire, and
  • half fancied that their stillness was but the rest of infinite motion,
  • the _sleep_ of a spinning-top? Thy little figure, there as, in loose
  • ill-brushed threadbare habiliments, thou sattest, amid litter and
  • lumber, whole days, to "think and smoke tobacco," held in it a mighty
  • heart. The secrets of man's Life were laid open to thee; thou sawest
  • into the mystery of the Universe, farther than another; thou hadst _in
  • petto_ thy remarkable Volume on Clothes. Nay, was there not in that
  • clear logically founded Transcendentalism of thine; still more, in thy
  • meek, silent, deep-seated Sansculottism, combined with a true princely
  • Courtesy of inward nature, the visible rudiments of such speculation?
  • But great men are too often unknown, or what is worse, misknown.
  • Already, when we dreamed not of it, the warp of thy remarkable Volume
  • lay on the loom; and silently, mysterious shuttles were putting in the
  • woof.
  • How the Hofrath Heuschrecke is to furnish biographical data, in this
  • case, may be a curious question; the answer of which, however, is
  • happily not our concern, but his. To us it appeared, after repeated
  • trial, that in Weissnichtwo, from the archives or memories of the
  • best-informed classes, no Biography of Teufelsdrockh was to be gathered;
  • not so much as a false one. He was a stranger there, wafted thither by
  • what is called the course of circumstances; concerning whose parentage,
  • birthplace, prospects, or pursuits, curiosity had indeed made inquiries,
  • but satisfied herself with the most indistinct replies. For himself, he
  • was a man so still and altogether unparticipating, that to question
  • him even afar off on such particulars was a thing of more than usual
  • delicacy: besides, in his sly way, he had ever some quaint turn, not
  • without its satirical edge, wherewith to divert such intrusions, and
  • deter you from the like. Wits spoke of him secretly as if he were a kind
  • of Melchizedek, without father or mother of any kind; sometimes, with
  • reference to his great historic and statistic knowledge, and the
  • vivid way he had of expressing himself like an eye-witness of distant
  • transactions and scenes, they called him the _Ewige Jude_, Everlasting,
  • or as we say, Wandering Jew.
  • To the most, indeed, he had become not so much a Man as a Thing; which
  • Thing doubtless they were accustomed to see, and with satisfaction;
  • but no more thought of accounting for than for the fabrication of their
  • daily _Allgemeine Zeitung_, or the domestic habits of the Sun. Both were
  • there and welcome; the world enjoyed what good was in them, and thought
  • no more of the matter. The man Teufelsdrockh passed and repassed, in his
  • little circle, as one of those originals and nondescripts, more frequent
  • in German Universities than elsewhere; of whom, though you see them
  • alive, and feel certain enough that they must have a History, no History
  • seems to be discoverable; or only such as men give of mountain rocks and
  • antediluvian ruins: That they have been created by unknown agencies,
  • are in a state of gradual decay, and for the present reflect light
  • and resist pressure; that is, are visible and tangible objects in this
  • phantasm world, where so much other mystery is.
  • It was to be remarked that though, by title and diploma, _Professor der
  • Allerley-Wissenschaft_, or as we should say in English, "Professor of
  • Things in General," he had never delivered any Course; perhaps never
  • been incited thereto by any public furtherance or requisition. To all
  • appearance, the enlightened Government of Weissnichtwo, in founding
  • their New University, imagined they had done enough, if "in times like
  • ours," as the half-official Program expressed it, "when all things are,
  • rapidly or slowly, resolving themselves into Chaos, a Professorship of
  • this kind had been established; whereby, as occasion called, the task
  • of bodying somewhat forth again from such Chaos might be, even slightly,
  • facilitated." That actual Lectures should be held, and Public Classes
  • for the "Science of Things in General," they doubtless considered
  • premature; on which ground too they had only established the
  • Professorship, nowise endowed it; so that Teufelsdrockh, "recommended by
  • the highest Names," had been promoted thereby to a Name merely.
  • Great, among the more enlightened classes, was the admiration of this
  • new Professorship: how an enlightened Government had seen into the Want
  • of the Age (_Zeitbedurfniss_); how at length, instead of Denial
  • and Destruction, we were to have a science of Affirmation and
  • Reconstruction; and Germany and Weissnichtwo were where they should be,
  • in the vanguard of the world. Considerable also was the wonder at the
  • new Professor, dropt opportunely enough into the nascent University; so
  • able to lecture, should occasion call; so ready to hold his peace for
  • indefinite periods, should an enlightened Government consider that
  • occasion did not call. But such admiration and such wonder, being
  • followed by no act to keep them living, could last only nine days;
  • and, long before our visit to that scene, had quite died away. The more
  • cunning heads thought it was all an expiring clutch at popularity, on
  • the part of a Minister, whom domestic embarrassments, court intrigues,
  • old age, and dropsy soon afterwards finally drove from the helm.
  • As for Teufelsdrockh, except by his nightly appearances at the _Grune
  • Gans_, Weissnichtwo saw little of him, felt little of him. Here,
  • over his tumbler of Gukguk, he sat reading Journals; sometimes
  • contemplatively looking into the clouds of his tobacco-pipe, without
  • other visible employment: always, from his mild ways, an agreeable
  • phenomenon there; more especially when he opened his lips for speech; on
  • which occasions the whole Coffee-house would hush itself into silence,
  • as if sure to hear something noteworthy. Nay, perhaps to hear a whole
  • series and river of the most memorable utterances; such as, when once
  • thawed, he would for hours indulge in, with fit audience: and the more
  • memorable, as issuing from a head apparently not more interested in
  • them, not more conscious of them, than is the sculptured stone head of
  • some public fountain, which through its brass mouth-tube emits water to
  • the worthy and the unworthy; careless whether it be for cooking
  • victuals or quenching conflagrations; indeed, maintains the same earnest
  • assiduous look, whether any water be flowing or not.
  • To the Editor of these sheets, as to a young enthusiastic Englishman,
  • however unworthy, Teufelsdrockh opened himself perhaps more than to the
  • most. Pity only that we could not then half guess his importance, and
  • scrutinize him with due power of vision! We enjoyed, what not three
  • men Weissnichtwo could boast of, a certain degree of access to the
  • Professor's private domicile. It was the attic floor of the highest
  • house in the Wahngasse; and might truly be called the pinnacle
  • of Weissnichtwo, for it rose sheer up above the contiguous roofs,
  • themselves rising from elevated ground. Moreover, with its windows it
  • looked towards all the four _Orte_ or as the Scotch say, and we ought to
  • say, _Airts_: the sitting room itself commanded three; another came to
  • view in the _Schlafgemach_ (bedroom) at the opposite end; to say nothing
  • of the kitchen, which offered two, as it were, _duplicates_, showing
  • nothing new. So that it was in fact the speculum or watch-tower of
  • Teufelsdrockh; wherefrom, sitting at ease he might see the whole
  • life-circulation of that considerable City; the streets and lanes of
  • which, with all their doing and driving (_Thun und Treiben_), were for
  • the most part visible there.
  • "I look down into all that wasp-nest or bee-hive," we have heard him
  • say, "and witness their wax-laying and honey-making, and poison-brewing,
  • and choking by sulphur. From the Palace esplanade, where music plays
  • while Serene Highness is pleased to eat his victuals, down to the
  • low lane, where in her door-sill the aged widow, knitting for a thin
  • livelihood sits to feel the afternoon sun, I see it all; for, except
  • Schlosskirche weather-cock, no biped stands so high. Couriers arrive
  • bestrapped and bebooted, bearing Joy and Sorrow bagged up in pouches
  • of leather: there, top-laden, and with four swift horses, rolls in the
  • country Baron and his household; here, on timber-leg, the lamed Soldier
  • hops painfully along, begging alms: a thousand carriages, and wains,
  • cars, come tumbling in with Food, with young Rusticity, and other Raw
  • Produce, inanimate or animate, and go tumbling out again with produce
  • manufactured. That living flood, pouring through these streets, of all
  • qualities and ages, knowest thou whence it is coming, whither it is
  • going? _Aus der Ewigkeit, zu der Ewigkeit hin_: From Eternity, onwards
  • to Eternity! These are Apparitions: what else? Are they not Souls
  • rendered visible: in Bodies, that took shape and will lose it, melting
  • into air? Their solid Pavement is a Picture of the Sense; they walk
  • on the bosom of Nothing, blank Time is behind them and before them. Or
  • fanciest thou, the red and yellow Clothes-screen yonder, with spurs
  • on its heels and feather in its crown, is but of To-day, without a
  • Yesterday or a To-morrow; and had not rather its Ancestor alive when
  • Hengst and Horsa overran thy Island? Friend, thou seest here a living
  • link in that Tissue of History, which inweaves all Being: watch well, or
  • it will be past thee, and seen no more."
  • "_Ach, mein Lieber_!" said he once, at midnight, when we had returned
  • from the Coffee-house in rather earnest talk, "it is a true sublimity to
  • dwell here. These fringes of lamplight, struggling up through smoke and
  • thousand-fold exhalation, some fathoms into the ancient reign of Night,
  • what thinks Bootes of them, as he leads his Hunting-Dogs over the Zenith
  • in their leash of sidereal fire? That stifled hum of Midnight, when
  • Traffic has lain down to rest; and the chariot-wheels of Vanity, still
  • rolling here and there through distant streets, are bearing her to
  • Halls roofed in, and lighted to the due pitch for her; and only Vice
  • and Misery, to prowl or to moan like nightbirds, are abroad: that hum,
  • I say, like the stertorous, unquiet slumber of sick Life, is heard in
  • Heaven! Oh, under that hideous coverlet of vapors, and putrefactions,
  • and unimaginable gases, what a Fermenting-vat lies simmering and hid!
  • The joyful and the sorrowful are there; men are dying there, men are
  • being born; men are praying,--on the other side of a brick partition,
  • men are cursing; and around them all is the vast, void Night. The proud
  • Grandee still lingers in his perfumed saloons, or reposes within
  • damask curtains; Wretchedness cowers into buckle-beds, or shivers
  • hunger-stricken into its lair of straw: in obscure cellars,
  • _Rouge-et-Noir_ languidly emits its voice-of-destiny to haggard hungry
  • Villains; while Councillors of State sit plotting, and playing their
  • high chess-game, whereof the pawns are Men. The Lover whispers his
  • mistress that the coach is ready; and she, full of hope and fear, glides
  • down, to fly with him over the borders: the Thief, still more silently,
  • sets to his picklocks and crowbars, or lurks in wait till the watchmen
  • first snore in their boxes. Gay mansions, with supper-rooms and
  • dancing-rooms, are full of light and music and high-swelling hearts;
  • but, in the Condemned Cells, the pulse of life beats tremulous and
  • faint, and bloodshot eyes look out through the darkness, which is around
  • and within, for the light of a stern last morning. Six men are to be
  • hanged on the morrow: comes no hammering from the _Rabenstein_?--their
  • gallows must even now be o' building. Upwards of five hundred thousand
  • two-legged animals without feathers lie round us, in horizontal
  • position; their heads all in nightcaps, and full of the foolishest
  • dreams. Riot cries aloud, and staggers and swaggers in his rank dens of
  • shame; and the Mother, with streaming hair, kneels over her pallid dying
  • infant, whose cracked lips only her tears now moisten.--All these heaped
  • and huddled together, with nothing but a little carpentry and masonry
  • between them;--crammed in, like salted fish in their barrel;--or
  • weltering, shall I say, like an Egyptian pitcher of tamed vipers, each
  • struggling to get its _head above_ the others: _such_ work goes on under
  • that smoke-counterpane!--But I, _mein Werther_, sit above it all; I am
  • alone with the stars."
  • We looked in his face to see whether, in the utterance of such
  • extraordinary Night-thoughts, no feeling might be traced there; but with
  • the light we had, which indeed was only a single tallow-light, and far
  • enough from the window, nothing save that old calmness and fixedness was
  • visible.
  • These were the Professor's talking seasons: most commonly he spoke
  • in mere monosyllables, or sat altogether silent and smoked; while the
  • visitor had liberty either to say what he listed, receiving for answer
  • an occasional grunt; or to look round for a space, and then take himself
  • away. It was a strange apartment; full of books and tattered papers, and
  • miscellaneous shreds of all conceivable substances, "united in a common
  • element of dust." Books lay on tables, and below tables; here fluttered
  • a sheet of manuscript, there a torn handkerchief, or nightcap hastily
  • thrown aside; ink-bottles alternated with bread-crusts, coffee-pots,
  • tobacco-boxes, Periodical Literature, and Blucher Boots. Old Lieschen
  • (Lisekin, 'Liza), who was his bed-maker and stove-lighter, his washer
  • and wringer, cook, errand-maid, and general lion's-provider, and for the
  • rest a very orderly creature, had no sovereign authority in this last
  • citadel of Teufelsdrockh; only some once in the month she half-forcibly
  • made her way thither, with broom and duster, and (Teufelsdrockh hastily
  • saving his manuscripts) effected a partial clearance, a jail-delivery
  • of such lumber as was not Literary. These were her _Erdbeben_
  • (earthquakes), which Teufelsdrockh dreaded worse than the pestilence;
  • nevertheless, to such length he had been forced to comply. Glad would
  • he have been to sit here philosophizing forever, or till the litter, by
  • accumulation, drove him out of doors: but Lieschen was his right-arm,
  • and spoon, and necessary of life, and would not be flatly gainsayed. We
  • can still remember the ancient woman; so silent that some thought her
  • dumb; deaf also you would often have supposed her; for Teufelsdrockh,
  • and Teufelsdrockh only, would she serve or give heed to; and with him
  • she seemed to communicate chiefly by signs; if it were not rather by
  • some secret divination that she guessed all his wants, and supplied
  • them. Assiduous old dame! she scoured, and sorted, and swept, in her
  • kitchen, with the least possible violence to the ear; yet all was tight
  • and right there: hot and black came the coffee ever at the due moment;
  • and the speechless Lieschen herself looked out on you, from under her
  • clean white coif with its lappets, through her clean withered face and
  • wrinkles, with a look of helpful intelligence, almost of benevolence.
  • Few strangers, as above hinted, had admittance hither: the only one we
  • ever saw there, ourselves excepted, was the Hofrath Heuschrecke, already
  • known, by name and expectation, to the readers of these pages. To us,
  • at that period, Herr Heuschrecke seemed one of those purse-mouthed,
  • crane-necked, clean-brushed, pacific individuals, perhaps sufficiently
  • distinguished in society by this fact, that, in dry weather or in wet,
  • "they never appear without their umbrella." Had we not known with what
  • "little wisdom" the world is governed; and how, in Germany as
  • elsewhere, the ninety-and-nine Public Men can for most part be but mute
  • train-bearers to the hundredth, perhaps but stalking-horses and willing
  • or unwilling dupes,--it might have seemed wonderful how Herr Heuschrecke
  • should be named a _Rath_, or Councillor, and Counsellor, even in
  • Weissnichtwo. What counsel to any man, or to any woman, could this
  • particular Hofrath give; in whose loose, zigzag figure; in whose
  • thin visage, as it went jerking to and fro, in minute incessant
  • fluctuation,--you traced rather confusion worse confounded; at most,
  • Timidity and physical Cold? Some indeed said withal, he was "the
  • very Spirit of Love embodied:" blue earnest eyes, full of sadness and
  • kindness; purse ever open, and so forth; the whole of which, we shall
  • now hope, for many reasons, was not quite groundless. Nevertheless
  • friend Teufelsdrockh's outline, who indeed handled the burin like few
  • in these cases, was probably the best: _Er hat Gemuth und Geist,
  • hat wenigstens gehabt, doch ohne Organ, ohne Schicksals-Gunst; ist
  • gegenwartig aber halb-zerruttet, halb-erstarrt_, "He has heart and
  • talent, at least has had such, yet without fit mode of utterance, or
  • favor of Fortune; and so is now half-cracked, half-congealed."--What
  • the Hofrath shall think of this when he sees it, readers may wonder; we,
  • safe in the stronghold of Historical Fidelity, are careless.
  • The main point, doubtless, for us all, is his love of Teufelsdrockh,
  • which indeed was also by far the most decisive feature of Heuschrecke
  • himself. We are enabled to assert that he hung on the Professor with the
  • fondness of a Boswell for his Johnson. And perhaps with the like return;
  • for Teufelsdrockh treated his gaunt admirer with little outward regard,
  • as some half-rational or altogether irrational friend, and at best loved
  • him out of gratitude and by habit. On the other hand, it was curious to
  • observe with what reverent kindness, and a sort of fatherly protection,
  • our Hofrath, being the elder, richer, and as he fondly imagined far
  • more practically influential of the two, looked and tended on his
  • little Sage, whom he seemed to consider as a living oracle. Let but
  • Teufelsdrockh open his mouth, Heuschrecke's also unpuckered itself into
  • a free doorway, besides his being all eye and all ear, so that nothing
  • might be lost: and then, at every pause in the harangue, he gurgled out
  • his pursy chuckle of a cough-laugh (for the machinery of laughter took
  • some time to get in motion, and seemed crank and slack), or else his
  • twanging nasal, _Bravo! Das glaub' ich_; in either case, by way of
  • heartiest approval. In short, if Teufelsdrockh was Dalai-Lama, of which,
  • except perhaps in his self-seclusion, and godlike indifference, there
  • was no symptom, then might Heuschrecke pass for his chief Talapoin, to
  • whom no dough-pill he could knead and publish was other than medicinal
  • and sacred.
  • In such environment, social, domestic, physical, did Teufelsdrockh, at
  • the time of our acquaintance, and most likely does he still, live and
  • meditate. Here, perched up in his high Wahngasse watch-tower, and often,
  • in solitude, outwatching the Bear, it was that the indomitable
  • Inquirer fought all his battles with Dulness and Darkness; here, in
  • all probability, that he wrote this surprising Volume on _Clothes_.
  • Additional particulars: of his age, which was of that standing middle
  • sort you could only guess at; of his wide surtout; the color of his
  • trousers, fashion of his broad-brimmed steeple-hat, and so forth, we
  • might report, but do not. The Wisest truly is, in these times, the
  • Greatest; so that an enlightened curiosity leaving Kings and such
  • like to rest very much on their own basis, turns more and more to the
  • Philosophic Class: nevertheless, what reader expects that, with all our
  • writing and reporting, Teufelsdrockh could be brought home to him, till
  • once the Documents arrive? His Life, Fortunes, and Bodily Presence, are
  • as yet hidden from us, or matter only of faint conjecture. But, on the
  • other hand, does not his Soul lie enclosed in this remarkable Volume,
  • much more truly than Pedro Garcia's did in the buried Bag of Doubloons?
  • To the soul of Diogenes Teufelsdrockh, to his opinions, namely, on the
  • "Origin and Influence of Clothes," we for the present gladly return.
  • CHAPTER IV. CHARACTERISTICS.
  • It were a piece of vain flattery to pretend that this Work on Clothes
  • entirely contents us; that it is not, like all works of genius, like
  • the very Sun, which, though the highest published creation, or work of
  • genius, has nevertheless black spots and troubled nebulosities amid
  • its effulgence,--a mixture of insight, inspiration, with dulness,
  • double-vision, and even utter blindness.
  • Without committing ourselves to those enthusiastic praises and
  • prophesyings of the _Weissnichtwo'sche Anzeiger_, we admitted that the
  • Book had in a high degree excited us to self-activity, which is the
  • best effect of any book; that it had even operated changes in our way
  • of thought; nay, that it promised to prove, as it were, the opening of a
  • new mine-shaft, wherein the whole world of Speculation might henceforth
  • dig to unknown depths. More specially may it now be declared that
  • Professor Teufelsdrockh's acquirements, patience of research,
  • philosophic and even poetic vigor, are here made indisputably manifest;
  • and unhappily no less his prolixity and tortuosity and manifold
  • ineptitude; that, on the whole, as in opening new mine-shafts is
  • not unreasonable, there is much rubbish in his Book, though likewise
  • specimens of almost invaluable ore. A paramount popularity in England
  • we cannot promise him. Apart from the choice of such a topic as Clothes,
  • too often the manner of treating it betokens in the Author a rusticity
  • and academic seclusion, unblamable, indeed inevitable in a German, but
  • fatal to his success with our public.
  • Of good society Teufelsdrockh appears to have seen little, or has mostly
  • forgotten what he saw. He speaks out with a strange plainness; calls
  • many things by their mere dictionary names. To him the Upholsterer is no
  • Pontiff, neither is any Drawing-room a Temple, were it never so begilt
  • and overhung: "a whole immensity of Brussels carpets, and pier-glasses,
  • and ormolu," as he himself expresses it, "cannot hide from me that
  • such Drawing-room is simply a section of Infinite Space, where so many
  • God-created Souls do for the time meet together." To Teufelsdrockh the
  • highest Duchess is respectable, is venerable; but nowise for her pearl
  • bracelets and Malines laces: in his eyes, the star of a Lord is little
  • less and little more than the broad button of Birmingham spelter in a
  • Clown's smock; "each is an implement," he says, "in its kind; a tag
  • for _hooking-together_; and, for the rest, was dug from the earth, and
  • hammered on a stithy before smith's fingers." Thus does the Professor
  • look in men's faces with a strange impartiality, a strange scientific
  • freedom; like a man unversed in the higher circles, like a man dropped
  • thither from the Moon. Rightly considered, it is in this peculiarity,
  • running through his whole system of thought, that all these
  • shortcomings, over-shootings, and multiform perversities, take rise:
  • if indeed they have not a second source, also natural enough, in his
  • Transcendental Philosophies, and humor of looking at all Matter and
  • Material things as Spirit; whereby truly his case were but the more
  • hopeless, the more lamentable.
  • To the Thinkers of this nation, however, of which class it is firmly
  • believed there are individuals yet extant, we can safely recommend the
  • Work: nay, who knows but among the fashionable ranks too, if it be true,
  • as Teufelsdrockh maintains, that "within the most starched cravat there
  • passes a windpipe and weasand, and under the thickliest embroidered
  • waistcoat beats a heart,"--the force of that rapt earnestness may be
  • felt, and here and there an arrow of the soul pierce through? In our
  • wild Seer, shaggy, unkempt, like a Baptist living on locusts and wild
  • honey, there is an untutored energy, a silent, as it were unconscious,
  • strength, which, except in the higher walks of Literature, must be rare.
  • Many a deep glance, and often with unspeakable precision, has he cast
  • into mysterious Nature, and the still more mysterious Life of Man.
  • Wonderful it is with what cutting words, now and then, he severs asunder
  • the confusion; sheers down, were it furlongs deep; into the true centre
  • of the matter; and there not only hits the nail on the head, but with
  • crushing force smites it home, and buries it.--On the other hand, let us
  • be free to admit, he is the most unequal writer breathing. Often after
  • some such feat, he will play truant for long pages, and go dawdling and
  • dreaming, and mumbling and maundering the merest commonplaces, as if he
  • were asleep with eyes open, which indeed he is.
  • Of his boundless Learning, and how all reading and literature in most
  • known tongues, from _Sanchoniathon_ to _Dr. Lingard_, from your Oriental
  • _Shasters_, and _Talmuds_, and _Korans_, with Cassini's _Siamese
  • fables_, and Laplace's _Mecanique Celeste_, down to _Robinson Crusoe_
  • and the _Belfast Town and Country Almanack_, are familiar to him,--we
  • shall say nothing: for unexampled as it is with us, to the Germans such
  • universality of study passes without wonder, as a thing commendable,
  • indeed, but natural, indispensable, and there of course. A man that
  • devotes his life to learning, shall he not be learned?
  • In respect of style our Author manifests the same genial capability,
  • marred too often by the same rudeness, inequality, and apparent want of
  • intercourse with the higher classes. Occasionally, as above hinted, we
  • find consummate vigor, a true inspiration; his burning thoughts step
  • forth in fit burning words, like so many full-formed Minervas, issuing
  • amid flame and splendor from Jove's head; a rich, idiomatic diction,
  • picturesque allusions, fiery poetic emphasis, or quaint tricksy turns;
  • all the graces and terrors of a wild Imagination, wedded to the clearest
  • Intellect, alternate in beautiful vicissitude. Were it not that sheer
  • sleeping and soporific passages; circumlocutions, repetitions, touches
  • even of pure doting jargon, so often intervene! On the whole, Professor
  • Teufelsdrockh, is not a cultivated writer. Of his sentences perhaps not
  • more than nine-tenths stand straight on their legs; the remainder are
  • in quite angular attitudes, buttressed up by props (of parentheses and
  • dashes), and ever with this or the other tagrag hanging from them; a
  • few even sprawl out helplessly on all sides, quite broken-backed and
  • dismembered. Nevertheless, in almost his very worst moods, there lies in
  • him a singular attraction. A wild tone pervades the whole utterance of
  • the man, like its keynote and regulator; now screwing itself aloft as
  • into the Song of Spirits, or else the shrill mockery of Fiends; now
  • sinking in cadences, not without melodious heartiness, though sometimes
  • abrupt enough, into the common pitch, when we hear it only as a
  • monotonous hum; of which hum the true character is extremely difficult
  • to fix. Up to this hour we have never fully satisfied ourselves whether
  • it is a tone and hum of real Humor, which we reckon among the very
  • highest qualities of genius, or some echo of mere Insanity and Inanity,
  • which doubtless ranks below the very lowest.
  • Under a like difficulty, in spite even of our personal intercourse, do
  • we still lie with regard to the Professor's moral feeling. Gleams of an
  • ethereal love burst forth from him, soft wailings of infinite pity;
  • he could clasp the whole Universe into his bosom, and keep it warm; it
  • seems as if under that rude exterior there dwelt a very seraph. Then
  • again he is so sly and still, so imperturbably saturnine; shows such
  • indifference, malign coolness towards all that men strive after; and
  • ever with some half-visible wrinkle of a bitter sardonic humor, if
  • indeed it be not mere stolid callousness,--that you look on him almost
  • with a shudder, as on some incarnate Mephistopheles, to whom this great
  • terrestrial and celestial Round, after all, were but some huge foolish
  • Whirligig, where kings and beggars, and angels and demons, and stars and
  • street-sweepings, were chaotically whirled, in which only children could
  • take interest. His look, as we mentioned, is probably the gravest ever
  • seen: yet it is not of that cast-iron gravity frequent enough among
  • our own Chancery suitors; but rather the gravity as of some silent,
  • high-encircled mountain-pool, perhaps the crater of an extinct volcano;
  • into whose black deeps you fear to gaze: those eyes, those lights that
  • sparkle in it, may indeed be reflexes of the heavenly Stars, but perhaps
  • also glances from the region of Nether Fire.
  • Certainly a most involved, self-secluded, altogether enigmatic nature,
  • this of Teufelsdrockh! Here, however, we gladly recall to mind that once
  • we saw him _laugh_; once only, perhaps it was the first and last time in
  • his life; but then such a peal of laughter, enough to have awakened the
  • Seven Sleepers! It was of Jean Paul's doing: some single billow in that
  • vast World-Mahlstrom of Humor, with its heaven-kissing coruscations,
  • which is now, alas, all congealed in the frost of death! The
  • large-bodied Poet and the small, both large enough in soul, sat talking
  • miscellaneously together, the present Editor being privileged to listen;
  • and now Paul, in his serious way, was giving one of those inimitable
  • "Extra-Harangues;" and, as it chanced, On the Proposal for a _Cast-metal
  • King_: gradually a light kindled in our Professor's eyes and face, a
  • beaming, mantling, loveliest light; through those murky features, a
  • radiant ever-young Apollo looked; and he burst forth like the neighing
  • of all Tattersall's,--tears streaming down his cheeks, pipe held aloft,
  • foot clutched into the air,--loud, long-continuing, uncontrollable; a
  • laugh not of the face and diaphragm only, but of the whole man from head
  • to heel. The present Editor, who laughed indeed, yet with measure, began
  • to fear all was not right: however, Teufelsdrockh, composed himself, and
  • sank into his old stillness; on his inscrutable countenance there was,
  • if anything, a slight look of shame; and Richter himself could not rouse
  • him again. Readers who have any tincture of Psychology know how much
  • is to be inferred from this; and that no man who has once heartily and
  • wholly laughed can be altogether irreclaimably bad. How much lies in
  • Laughter: the cipher-key, wherewith we decipher the whole man! Some men
  • wear an everlasting barren simper; in the smile of others lies a cold
  • glitter as of ice: the fewest are able to laugh, what can be called
  • laughing, but only sniff and titter and snigger from the throat
  • outwards; or at best, produce some whiffling husky cachinnation, as if
  • they were laughing through wool: of none such comes good. The man who
  • cannot laugh is not only fit for treasons, stratagems, and spoils; but
  • his whole life is already a treason and a stratagem.
  • Considered as an Author, Herr Teufelsdrockh has one scarcely pardonable
  • fault, doubtless his worst: an almost total want of arrangement. In this
  • remarkable Volume, it is true, his adherence to the mere course of Time
  • produces, through the Narrative portions, a certain show of outward
  • method; but of true logical method and sequence there is too little.
  • Apart from its multifarious sections and subdivisions, the Work
  • naturally falls into two Parts; a Historical-Descriptive, and a
  • Philosophical-Speculative: but falls, unhappily, by no firm line of
  • demarcation; in that labyrinthic combination, each Part overlaps, and
  • indents, and indeed runs quite through the other. Many sections are of
  • a debatable rubric, or even quite nondescript and unnamable; whereby the
  • Book not only loses in accessibility, but too often distresses us like
  • some mad banquet, wherein all courses had been confounded, and fish and
  • flesh, soup and solid, oyster-sauce, lettuces, Rhine-wine and French
  • mustard, were hurled into one huge tureen or trough, and the hungry
  • Public invited to help itself. To bring what order we can out of this
  • Chaos shall be part of our endeavor.
  • CHAPTER V. THE WORLD IN CLOTHES.
  • "As Montesquieu wrote a _Spirit of Laws_," observes our Professor, "so
  • could I write a _Spirit of Clothes_; thus, with an _Esprit des
  • Lois_, properly an _Esprit de Coutumes_, we should have an _Esprit de
  • Costumes_. For neither in tailoring nor in legislating does man
  • proceed by mere Accident, but the hand is ever guided on by mysterious
  • operations of the mind. In all his Modes, and habilatory endeavors, an
  • Architectural Idea will be found lurking; his Body and the Cloth are
  • the site and materials whereon and whereby his beautified edifice, of
  • a Person, is to be built. Whether he flow gracefully out in folded
  • mantles, based on light sandals; tower up in high headgear, from amid
  • peaks, spangles and bell-girdles; swell out in starched ruffs, buckram
  • stuffings, and monstrous tuberosities; or girth himself into separate
  • sections, and front the world an Agglomeration of four limbs,--will
  • depend on the nature of such Architectural Idea: whether Grecian,
  • Gothic, Later Gothic, or altogether Modern, and Parisian or
  • Anglo-Dandiacal. Again, what meaning lies in Color! From the soberest
  • drab to the high-flaming scarlet, spiritual idiosyncrasies unfold
  • themselves in choice of Color: if the Cut betoken Intellect and Talent,
  • so does the Color betoken Temper and Heart. In all which, among nations
  • as among individuals, there is an incessant, indubitable, though
  • infinitely complex working of Cause and Effect: every snip of the
  • Scissors has been regulated and prescribed by ever-active Influences,
  • which doubtless to Intelligences of a superior order are neither
  • invisible nor illegible.
  • "For such superior Intelligences a Cause-and-Effect Philosophy of
  • Clothes, as of Laws, were probably a comfortable winter-evening
  • entertainment: nevertheless, for inferior Intelligences, like men, such
  • Philosophies have always seemed to me uninstructive enough. Nay, what
  • is your Montesquieu himself but a clever infant spelling Letters from a
  • hieroglyphical prophetic Book, the lexicon of which lies in Eternity,
  • in Heaven?--Let any Cause-and-Effect Philosopher explain, not why I wear
  • such and such a Garment, obey such and such a Law; but even why I am
  • _here_, to wear and obey anything!--Much, therefore, if not the whole,
  • of that same _Spirit of Clothes_ I shall suppress, as hypothetical,
  • ineffectual, and even impertinent: naked Facts, and Deductions drawn
  • therefrom in quite another than that omniscient style, are my humbler
  • and proper province."
  • Acting on which prudent restriction, Teufelsdrockh, has nevertheless
  • contrived to take in a well-nigh boundless extent of field; at least,
  • the boundaries too often lie quite beyond our horizon. Selection being
  • indispensable, we shall here glance over his First Part only in the
  • most cursory manner. This First Part is, no doubt, distinguished by
  • omnivorous learning, and utmost patience and fairness: at the same time,
  • in its results and delineations, it is much more likely to interest the
  • Compilers of some _Library_ of General, Entertaining, Useful, or even
  • Useless Knowledge than the miscellaneous readers of these pages. Was it
  • this Part of the Book which Heuschrecke had in view, when he recommended
  • us to that joint-stock vehicle of publication, "at present the glory of
  • British Literature"? If so, the Library Editors are welcome to dig in it
  • for their own behoof.
  • To the First Chapter, which turns on Paradise and Fig-leaves, and leads
  • us into interminable disquisitions of a mythological, metaphorical,
  • cabalistico-sartorial and quite antediluvian cast, we shall content
  • ourselves with giving an unconcerned approval. Still less have we to do
  • with "Lilis, Adam's first wife, whom, according to the Talmudists, he
  • had before Eve, and who bore him, in that wedlock, the whole progeny of
  • aerial, aquatic, and terrestrial Devils,"--very needlessly, we think.
  • On this portion of the Work, with its profound glances into the
  • _Adam-Kadmon_, or Primeval Element, here strangely brought into relation
  • with the _Nifl_ and _Muspel_ (Darkness and Light) of the antique North,
  • it may be enough to say, that its correctness of deduction, and depth of
  • Talmudic and Rabbinical lore have filled perhaps not the worst Hebraist
  • in Britain with something like astonishment.
  • But, quitting this twilight region, Teufelsdrockh hastens from the Tower
  • of Babel, to follow the dispersion of Mankind over the whole habitable
  • and habilable globe. Walking by the light of Oriental, Pelasgic,
  • Scandinavian, Egyptian, Otaheitean, Ancient and Modern researches of
  • every conceivable kind, he strives to give us in compressed shape (as
  • the Nurnbergers give an _Orbis Pictus_) an _Orbis Vestitus_; or view of
  • the costumes of all mankind, in all countries, in all times. It is here
  • that to the Antiquarian, to the Historian, we can triumphantly say:
  • Fall to! Here is learning: an irregular Treasury, if you will; but
  • inexhaustible as the Hoard of King Nibelung, which twelve wagons in
  • twelve days, at the rate of three journeys a day, could not carry
  • off. Sheepskin cloaks and wampum belts; phylacteries, stoles, albs;
  • chlamydes, togas, Chinese silks, Afghaun shawls, trunk-hose, leather
  • breeches, Celtic hilibegs (though breeches, as the name _Gallia
  • Braccata_ indicates, are the more ancient), Hussar cloaks, Vandyke
  • tippets, ruffs, fardingales, are brought vividly before us,--even the
  • Kilmarnock nightcap is not forgotten. For most part, too, we must
  • admit that the Learning, heterogeneous as it is, and tumbled down quite
  • pell-mell, is true concentrated and purified Learning, the drossy parts
  • smelted out and thrown aside.
  • Philosophical reflections intervene, and sometimes touching pictures
  • of human life. Of this sort the following has surprised us. The first
  • purpose of Clothes, as our Professor imagines, was not warmth or
  • decency, but ornament. "Miserable indeed," says he, "was the condition
  • of the Aboriginal Savage, glaring fiercely from under his fleece of
  • hair, which with the beard reached down to his loins, and hung round him
  • like a matted cloak; the rest of his body sheeted in its thick
  • natural fell. He loitered in the sunny glades of the forest, living
  • on wild-fruits; or, as the ancient Caledonian, squatted himself in
  • morasses, lurking for his bestial or human prey; without implements,
  • without arms, save the ball of heavy Flint, to which, that his sole
  • possession and defence might not be lost, he had attached a long cord
  • of plaited thongs; thereby recovering as well as hurling it with deadly
  • unerring skill. Nevertheless, the pains of Hunger and Revenge once
  • satisfied, his next care was not Comfort but Decoration (_Putz_). Warmth
  • he found in the toils of the chase; or amid dried leaves, in his hollow
  • tree, in his bark shed, or natural grotto: but for Decoration he must
  • have Clothes. Nay, among wild people, we find tattooing and painting
  • even prior to Clothes. The first spiritual want of a barbarous man
  • is Decoration, as indeed we still see among the barbarous classes in
  • civilized countries.
  • "Reader, the heaven-inspired melodious Singer; loftiest Serene Highness;
  • nay thy own amber-locked, snow-and-rosebloom Maiden, worthy to glide
  • sylph-like almost on air, whom thou lovest, worshippest as a divine
  • Presence, which, indeed, symbolically taken, she is,--has descended,
  • like thyself, from that same hair-mantled, flint-hurling Aboriginal
  • Anthropophagus! Out of the eater cometh forth meat; out of the strong
  • cometh forth sweetness. What changes are wrought, not by Time, yet in
  • Time! For not Mankind only, but all that Mankind does or beholds, is in
  • continual growth, re-genesis and self-perfecting vitality. Cast forth
  • thy Act, thy Word, into the ever-living, ever-working Universe: it is
  • a seed-grain that cannot die; unnoticed to-day (says one), it will
  • be found flourishing as a Banyan-grove (perhaps, alas, as a
  • Hemlock-forest!) after a thousand years.
  • "He who first shortened the labor of Copyists by device of _Movable
  • Types_ was disbanding hired Armies, and cashiering most Kings and
  • Senates, and creating a whole new Democratic world: he had invented
  • the Art of Printing. The first ground handful of Nitre, Sulphur, and
  • Charcoal drove Monk Schwartz's pestle through the ceiling: what will
  • the last do? Achieve the final undisputed prostration of Force under
  • Thought, of Animal courage under Spiritual. A simple invention it was
  • in the old-world Grazier,--sick of lugging his slow Ox about the country
  • till he got it bartered for corn or oil,--to take a piece of Leather,
  • and thereon scratch or stamp the mere Figure of an Ox (or _Pecus_); put
  • it in his pocket, and call it _Pecunia_, Money. Yet hereby did Barter
  • grow Sale, the Leather Money is now Golden and Paper, and all miracles
  • have been out-miracled: for there are Rothschilds and English National
  • Debts; and whoso has sixpence is sovereign (to the length of sixpence)
  • over all men; commands cooks to feed him, philosophers to teach him,
  • kings to mount guard over him,--to the length of sixpence.--Clothes too,
  • which began in foolishest love of Ornament, what have they not become!
  • Increased Security and pleasurable Heat soon followed: but what of
  • these? Shame, divine Shame (_Schaam_, Modesty), as yet a stranger to the
  • Anthropophagous bosom, arose there mysteriously under Clothes; a
  • mystic grove-encircled shrine for the Holy in man. Clothes gave us
  • individuality, distinctions, social polity; Clothes have made Men of us;
  • they are threatening to make Clothes-screens of us.
  • "But, on the whole," continues our eloquent Professor, "Man is a
  • Tool-using Animal (_Handthierendes Thier_). Weak in himself, and of
  • small stature, he stands on a basis, at most for the flattest-soled, of
  • some half-square foot, insecurely enough; has to straddle out his legs,
  • lest the very wind supplant him. Feeblest of bipeds! Three quintals are
  • a crushing load for him; the steer of the meadow tosses him aloft, like
  • a waste rag. Nevertheless he can use Tools; can devise Tools: with these
  • the granite mountain melts into light dust before him; he kneads glowing
  • iron, as if it were soft paste; seas are his smooth highway, winds
  • and fire his unwearying steeds. Nowhere do you find him without Tools;
  • without Tools he is nothing, with Tools he is all."
  • Here may we not, for a moment, interrupt the stream of Oratory with a
  • remark, that this Definition of the Tool-using Animal appears to us, of
  • all that Animal-sort, considerably the precisest and best? Man is called
  • a Laughing Animal: but do not the apes also laugh, or attempt to do it;
  • and is the manliest man the greatest and oftenest laugher? Teufelsdrockh
  • himself, as we said, laughed only once. Still less do we make of that
  • other French Definition of the Cooking Animal; which, indeed, for
  • rigorous scientific purposes, is as good as useless. Can a Tartar be
  • said to cook, when he only readies his steak by riding on it?
  • Again, what Cookery does the Greenlander use, beyond stowing up his
  • whale-blubber, as a marmot, in the like case, might do? Or how would
  • Monsieur Ude prosper among those Orinoco Indians who, according to
  • Humboldt, lodge in crow-nests, on the branches of trees; and, for half
  • the year, have no victuals but pipe-clay, the whole country being under
  • water? But, on the other hand, show us the human being, of any period or
  • climate, without his Tools: those very Caledonians, as we saw, had their
  • Flint-ball, and Thong to it, such as no brute has or can have.
  • "Man is a Tool-using Animal," concludes Teufelsdrockh, in his abrupt
  • way; "of which truth Clothes are but one example: and surely if we
  • consider the interval between the first wooden Dibble fashioned by man,
  • and those Liverpool Steam-carriages, or the British House of Commons,
  • we shall note what progress he has made. He digs up certain black stones
  • from the bosom of the earth, and says to them, _Transport me and this
  • luggage at the rate of file-and-thirty miles an hour_; and they do
  • it: he collects, apparently by lot, six hundred and fifty-eight
  • miscellaneous individuals, and says to them, _Make this nation toil for
  • us, bleed for us, hunger and, sorrow and sin for us_; and they do it."
  • CHAPTER VI. APRONS.
  • One of the most unsatisfactory Sections in the whole Volume is that
  • on _Aprons_. What though stout old Gao, the Persian Blacksmith, "whose
  • Apron, now indeed hidden under jewels, because raised in revolt which
  • proved successful, is still the royal standard of that country;" what
  • though John Knox's Daughter, "who threatened Sovereign Majesty that she
  • would catch her husband's head in her Apron, rather than he should lie
  • and be a bishop;" what though the Landgravine Elizabeth, with many other
  • Apron worthies,--figure here? An idle wire-drawing spirit, sometimes
  • even a tone of levity, approaching to conventional satire, is too
  • clearly discernible. What, for example, are we to make of such sentences
  • as the following?
  • "Aprons are Defences; against injury to cleanliness, to safety, to
  • modesty, sometimes to roguery. From the thin slip of notched silk (as
  • it were, the emblem and beatified ghost of an Apron), which some
  • highest-bred housewife, sitting at Nurnberg Work-boxes and Toy-boxes,
  • has gracefully fastened on; to the thick-tanned hide, girt round him
  • with thongs, wherein the Builder builds, and at evening sticks his
  • trowel; or to those jingling sheet-iron Aprons, wherein your otherwise
  • half-naked Vulcans hammer and smelt in their smelt-furnace,--is there
  • not range enough in the fashion and uses of this Vestment? How much
  • has been concealed, how much has been defended in Aprons! Nay, rightly
  • considered, what is your whole Military and Police Establishment,
  • charged at uncalculated millions, but a huge scarlet-colored,
  • iron-fastened Apron, wherein Society works (uneasily enough); guarding
  • itself from some soil and stithy-sparks, in this Devil's-smithy
  • (_Teufels-schmiede_) of a world? But of all Aprons the most puzzling
  • to me hitherto has been the Episcopal or Cassock. Wherein consists the
  • usefulness of this Apron? The Overseer (_Episcopus_) of Souls, I notice,
  • has tucked in the corner of it, as if his day's work were done: what
  • does he shadow forth thereby?" &c. &c.
  • Or again, has it often been the lot of our readers to read such stuff as
  • we shall now quote?
  • "I consider those printed Paper Aprons, worn by the Parisian Cooks, as
  • a new vent, though a slight one, for Typography; therefore as an
  • encouragement to modern Literature, and deserving of approval: nor is it
  • without satisfaction that I hear of a celebrated London Firm having
  • in view to introduce the same fashion, with important extensions, in
  • England."--We who are on the spot hear of no such thing; and indeed
  • have reason to be thankful that hitherto there are other vents for
  • our Literature, exuberant as it is.--Teufelsdrockh continues: "If such
  • supply of printed Paper should rise so far as to choke up the highways
  • and public thoroughfares, new means must of necessity be had recourse
  • to. In a world existing by Industry, we grudge to employ fire as a
  • destroying element, and not as a creating one. However, Heaven is
  • omnipotent, and will find us an outlet. In the mean while, is it not
  • beautiful to see five million quintals of Rags picked annually from the
  • Laystall; and annually, after being macerated, hot-pressed, printed on,
  • and sold,--returned thither; filling so many hungry mouths by the way?
  • Thus is the Laystall, especially with its Rags or Clothes-rubbish, the
  • grand Electric Battery, and Fountain-of-motion, from which and to
  • which the Social Activities (like vitreous and resinous Electricities)
  • circulate, in larger or smaller circles, through the mighty, billowy,
  • storm-tost chaos of Life, which they keep alive!"--Such passages fill
  • us, who love the man, and partly esteem him, with a very mixed feeling.
  • Farther down we meet with this: "The Journalists are now the true Kings
  • and Clergy: henceforth Historians, unless they are fools, must write
  • not of Bourbon Dynasties, and Tudors and Hapsburgs; but of Stamped
  • Broad-sheet Dynasties, and quite new successive Names, according as
  • this or the other Able Editor, or Combination of Able Editors, gains the
  • world's ear. Of the British Newspaper Press, perhaps the most important
  • of all, and wonderful enough in its secret constitution and procedure, a
  • valuable descriptive History already exists, in that language, under the
  • title of _Satan's Invisible World Displayed_; which, however, by search
  • in all the Weissnichtwo Libraries, I have not yet succeeded in procuring
  • (_vermochte night aufzutreiben_)."
  • Thus does the good Homer not only nod, but snore. Thus does
  • Teufelsdrockh, wandering in regions where he had little business,
  • confound the old authentic Presbyterian Witchfinder with a new,
  • spurious, imaginary Historian of the _Brittische Journalistik_; and so
  • stumble on perhaps the most egregious blunder in Modern Literature!
  • CHAPTER VII. MISCELLANEOUS-HISTORICAL.
  • Happier is our Professor, and more purely scientific and historic,
  • when he reaches the Middle Ages in Europe, and down to the end of the
  • Seventeenth Century; the true era of extravagance in Costume. It is here
  • that the Antiquary and Student of Modes comes upon his richest harvest.
  • Fantastic garbs, beggaring all fancy of a Teniers or a Callot, succeed
  • each other, like monster devouring monster in a Dream. The whole too
  • in brief authentic strokes, and touched not seldom with that breath of
  • genius which makes even old raiment live. Indeed, so learned, precise,
  • graphical, and every way interesting have we found these Chapters, that
  • it may be thrown out as a pertinent question for parties concerned,
  • Whether or not a good English Translation thereof might henceforth be
  • profitably incorporated with Mr. Merrick's valuable Work _On Ancient
  • Armor_? Take, by way of example, the following sketch; as authority
  • for which Paulinus's _Zeitkurzende Lust_ (ii. 678) is, with seeming
  • confidence, referred to:
  • "Did we behold the German fashionable dress of the Fifteenth Century, we
  • might smile; as perhaps those bygone Germans, were they to rise again,
  • and see our haberdashery, would cross themselves, and invoke the Virgin.
  • But happily no bygone German, or man, rises again; thus the Present is
  • not needlessly trammelled with the Past; and only grows out of it, like
  • a Tree, whose roots are not intertangled with its branches, but lie
  • peaceably underground. Nay it is very mournful, yet not useless, to see
  • and know, how the Greatest and Dearest, in a short while, would find his
  • place quite filled up here, and no room for him; the very Napoleon, the
  • very Byron, in some seven years, has become obsolete, and were now a
  • foreigner to his Europe. Thus is the Law of Progress secured; and in
  • Clothes, as in all other external things whatsoever, no fashion will
  • continue.
  • "Of the military classes in those old times, whose buff-belts,
  • complicated chains and gorgets, huge churn-boots, and other riding and
  • fighting gear have been bepainted in modern Romance, till the whole has
  • acquired somewhat of a sign-post character,--I shall here say nothing:
  • the civil and pacific classes, less touched upon, are wonderful enough
  • for us.
  • "Rich men, I find, have _Teusinke_ [a perhaps untranslatable article];
  • also a silver girdle, whereat hang little bells; so that when a man
  • walks, it is with continual jingling. Some few, of musical turn, have a
  • whole chime of bells (_Glockenspiel_) fastened there; which, especially
  • in sudden whirls, and the other accidents of walking, has a grateful
  • effect. Observe too how fond they are of peaks, and Gothic-arch
  • intersections. The male world wears peaked caps, an ell long, which hang
  • bobbing over the side (_schief_): their shoes are peaked in front,
  • also to the length of an ell, and laced on the side with tags; even
  • the wooden shoes have their ell-long noses: some also clap bells on the
  • peak. Further, according to my authority, the men have breeches without
  • seat (_ohne Gesass_): these they fasten peakwise to their shirts; and
  • the long round doublet must overlap them.
  • "Rich maidens, again, flit abroad in gowns scolloped out behind and
  • before, so that back and breast are almost bare. Wives of quality, on
  • the other hand, have train-gowns four or five ells in length; which
  • trains there are boys to carry. Brave Cleopatras, sailing in their
  • silk-cloth Galley, with a Cupid for steersman! Consider their welts, a
  • handbreadth thick, which waver round them by way of hem; the long
  • flood of silver buttons, or rather silver shells, from throat to shoe,
  • wherewith these same welt-gowns are buttoned. The maidens have bound
  • silver snoods about their hair, with gold spangles, and pendent flames
  • (_Flammen_), that is, sparkling hair-drops: but of their mother's
  • head-gear who shall speak? Neither in love of grace is comfort
  • forgotten. In winter weather you behold the whole fair creation (that
  • can afford it) in long mantles, with skirts wide below, and, for hem,
  • not one but two sufficient hand-broad welts; all ending atop in a
  • thick well-starched Ruff, some twenty inches broad: these are their
  • Ruff-mantles (_Kragenmantel_).
  • "As yet among the womankind hoop-petticoats are not; but the men have
  • doublets of fustian, under which lie multiple ruffs of cloth, pasted
  • together with batter (_mit Teig zusammengekleistert_), which create
  • protuberance enough. Thus do the two sexes vie with each other in the
  • art of Decoration; and as usual the stronger carries it."
  • Our Professor, whether he have humor himself or not, manifests a certain
  • feeling of the Ludicrous, a sly observance of it which, could emotion
  • of any kind be confidently predicated of so still a man, we might call
  • a real love. None of those bell-girdles, bushel-breeches, counted shoes,
  • or other the like phenomena, of which the History of Dress offers
  • so many, escape him: more especially the mischances, or striking
  • adventures, incident to the wearers of such, are noticed with due
  • fidelity. Sir Walter Raleigh's fine mantle, which he spread in the mud
  • under Queen Elizabeth's feet, appears to provoke little enthusiasm
  • in him; he merely asks, Whether at that period the Maiden Queen "was
  • red-painted on the nose, and white-painted on the cheeks, as her
  • tire-women, when from spleen and wrinkles she would no longer look in
  • any glass, were wont to serve her"? We can answer that Sir Walter knew
  • well what he was doing, and had the Maiden Queen been stuffed parchment
  • dyed in verdigris, would have done the same.
  • Thus too, treating of those enormous habiliments, that were not only
  • slashed and gallooned, but artificially swollen out on the broader
  • parts of the body, by introduction of Bran,--our Professor fails not to
  • comment on that luckless Courtier, who having seated himself on a
  • chair with some projecting nail on it, and therefrom rising, to pay his
  • _devoir_ on the entrance of Majesty, instantaneously emitted several
  • pecks of dry wheat-dust: and stood there diminished to a spindle, his
  • galloons and slashes dangling sorrowful and flabby round him. Whereupon
  • the Professor publishes this reflection:--
  • "By what strange chances do we live in History? Erostratus by a torch;
  • Milo by a bullock; Henry Darnley, an unfledged booby and bustard, by
  • his limbs; most Kings and Queens by being born under such and such a
  • bed-tester; Boileau Despreaux (according to Helvetius) by the peck of a
  • turkey; and this ill-starred individual by a rent in his breeches,--for
  • no Memoirist of Kaiser Otto's Court omits him. Vain was the prayer of
  • Themistocles for a talent of Forgetting: my Friends, yield cheerfully to
  • Destiny, and read since it is written."--Has Teufelsdrockh, to be put in
  • mind that, nearly related to the impossible talent of Forgetting, stands
  • that talent of Silence, which even travelling Englishmen manifest?
  • "The simplest costume," observes our Professor, "which I anywhere find
  • alluded to in History, is that used as regimental, by Bolivar's Cavalry,
  • in the late Colombian wars. A square Blanket, twelve feet in diagonal,
  • is provided (some were wont to cut off the corners, and make it
  • circular): in the centre a slit is effected eighteen inches long;
  • through this the mother-naked Trooper introduces his head and neck; and
  • so rides shielded from all weather, and in battle from many strokes (for
  • he rolls it about his left arm); and not only dressed, but harnessed and
  • draperied."
  • With which picture of a State of Nature, affecting by its singularity,
  • and Old-Roman contempt of the superfluous, we shall quit this part of
  • our subject.
  • CHAPTER VIII. THE WORLD OUT OF CLOTHES.
  • If in the Descriptive-Historical portion of this Volume, Teufelsdrockh,
  • discussing merely the _Werden_ (Origin and successive Improvement)
  • of Clothes, has astonished many a reader, much more will he in the
  • Speculative-Philosophical portion, which treats of their _Wirken_, or
  • Influences. It is here that the present Editor first feels the pressure
  • of his task; for here properly the higher and new Philosophy of Clothes
  • commences: all untried, almost inconceivable region, or chaos; in
  • venturing upon which, how difficult, yet how unspeakably important is it
  • to know what course, of survey and conquest, is the true one; where the
  • footing is firm substance and will bear us, where it is hollow, or
  • mere cloud, and may engulf us! Teufelsdrockh undertakes no less than to
  • expound the moral, political, even religious Influences of Clothes; he
  • undertakes to make manifest, in its thousand-fold bearings, this grand
  • Proposition, that Man's earthly interests "are all hooked and buttoned
  • together, and held up, by Clothes." He says in so many words, "Society
  • is founded upon Cloth;" and again, "Society sails through the Infinitude
  • on Cloth, as on a Faust's Mantle, or rather like the Sheet of clean and
  • unclean beasts in the Apostle's Dream; and without such Sheet or Mantle,
  • would sink to endless depths, or mount to inane limbos, and in either
  • case be no more."
  • By what chains, or indeed infinitely complected tissues, of Meditation
  • this grand Theorem is here unfolded, and innumerable practical
  • Corollaries are drawn therefrom, it were perhaps a mad ambition to
  • attempt exhibiting. Our Professor's method is not, in any case, that of
  • common school Logic, where the truths all stand in a row, each holding
  • by the skirts of the other; but at best that of practical Reason'
  • proceeding by large Intuition over whole systematic groups and kingdoms;
  • whereby, we might say, a noble complexity, almost like that of Nature,
  • reigns in his Philosophy, or spiritual Picture of Nature: a mighty maze,
  • yet, as faith whispers, not without a plan. Nay we complained above,
  • that a certain ignoble complexity, what we must call mere confusion, was
  • also discernible. Often, also, we have to exclaim: Would to Heaven
  • those same Biographical Documents were come! For it seems as if the
  • demonstration lay much in the Author's individuality; as if it were not
  • Argument that had taught him, but Experience. At present it is only
  • in local glimpses, and by significant fragments, picked often at
  • wide-enough intervals from the original Volume, and carefully collated,
  • that we can hope to impart some outline or foreshadow of this Doctrine.
  • Readers of any intelligence are once more invited to favor us with their
  • most concentrated attention: let these, after intense consideration,
  • and not till then, pronounce, Whether on the utmost verge of our actual
  • horizon there is not a looming as of Land; a promise of new Fortunate
  • Islands, perhaps whole undiscovered Americas, for such as have canvas to
  • sail thither?--As exordium to the whole, stand here the following long
  • citation:--
  • "With men of a speculative turn," writes Teufelsdrockh, "there come
  • seasons, meditative, sweet, yet awful hours, when in wonder and fear you
  • ask yourself that unanswerable question: Who am I; the thing that can
  • say 'I' (_das Wesen das sich ICH nennt_)? The world, with its loud
  • trafficking, retires into the distance; and, through the paper-hangings,
  • and stonewalls, and thick-plied tissues of Commerce and Polity, and all
  • the living and lifeless integuments (of Society and a Body), wherewith
  • your Existence sits surrounded,--the sight reaches forth into the void
  • Deep, and you are alone with the Universe, and silently commune with it,
  • as one mysterious Presence with another.
  • "Who am I; what is this ME? A Voice, a Motion, an Appearance;--some
  • embodied, visualized Idea in the Eternal Mind? _Cogito, ergo sum_. Alas,
  • poor Cogitator, this takes us but a little way. Sure enough, I am;
  • and lately was not: but Whence? How? Whereto? The answer lies around,
  • written in all colors and motions, uttered in all tones of jubilee and
  • wail, in thousand-figured, thousand-voiced, harmonious Nature: but where
  • is the cunning eye and ear to whom that God-written Apocalypse will
  • yield articulate meaning? We sit as in a boundless Phantasmagoria and
  • Dream-grotto; boundless, for the faintest star, the remotest century,
  • lies not even nearer the verge thereof: sounds and many-colored visions
  • flit round our sense; but Him, the Unslumbering, whose work both Dream
  • and Dreamer are, we see not; except in rare half-waking moments, suspect
  • not. Creation, says one, lies before us, like a glorious Rainbow; but
  • the Sun that made it lies behind us, hidden from us. Then, in that
  • strange Dream, how we clutch at shadows as if they were substances;
  • and sleep deepest while fancying ourselves most awake! Which of your
  • Philosophical Systems is other than a dream-theorem; a net quotient,
  • confidently given out, where divisor and dividend are both unknown? What
  • are all your national Wars, with their Moscow Retreats, and sanguinary
  • hate-filled Revolutions, but the Somnambulism of uneasy Sleepers? This
  • Dreaming, this Somnambulism is what we on Earth call Life; wherein the
  • most indeed undoubtingly wander, as if they knew right hand from left;
  • yet they only are wise who know that they know nothing.
  • "Pity that all Metaphysics had hitherto proved so inexpressibly
  • unproductive! The secret of Man's Being is still like the Sphinx's
  • secret: a riddle that he cannot rede; and for ignorance of which he
  • suffers death, the worst death, a spiritual. What are your Axioms, and
  • Categories, and Systems, and Aphorisms? Words, words. High Air-castles
  • are cunningly built of Words, the Words well bedded also in good
  • Logic-mortar; wherein, however, no Knowledge will come to lodge. _The
  • whole is greater than the part_: how exceedingly true! _Nature abhors a
  • vacuum_: how exceedingly false and calumnious! Again, _Nothing can act
  • but where it is_: with all my heart; only, WHERE is it? Be not the slave
  • of Words: is not the Distant, the Dead, while I love it, and long for
  • it, and mourn for it, Here, in the genuine sense, as truly as the floor
  • I stand on? But that same WHERE, with its brother WHEN, are from the
  • first the master-colors of our Dream-grotto; say rather, the Canvas
  • (the warp and woof thereof) whereon all our Dreams and Life-visions are
  • painted. Nevertheless, has not a deeper meditation taught certain
  • of every climate and age, that the WHERE and WHEN, so mysteriously
  • inseparable from all our thoughts, are but superficial terrestrial
  • adhesions to thought; that the Seer may discern them where they mount
  • up out of the celestial EVERYWHERE and FOREVER: have not all nations
  • conceived their God as Omnipresent and Eternal; as existing in a
  • universal HERE, an everlasting Now? Think well, thou too wilt find that
  • Space is but a mode of our human Sense, so likewise Time; there _is_ no
  • Space and no Time: WE are--we know not what;--light-sparkles floating in
  • the ether of Deity!
  • "So that this so solid-seeming World, after all, were but an air-image,
  • our ME the only reality: and Nature, with its thousand-fold production
  • and destruction, but the reflex of our own inward Force, the 'phantasy
  • of our Dream;' or what the Earth-Spirit in _Faust_ names it, _the living
  • visible Garment of God_:--
  • "'In Being's floods, in Action's storm,
  • I walk and work, above, beneath,
  • Work and weave in endless motion!
  • Birth and Death,
  • An infinite ocean;
  • A seizing and giving
  • The fire of Living:
  • 'Tis thus at the roaring Loom of Time I ply,
  • And weave for God the Garment thou seest Him by.'
  • Of twenty millions that have read and spouted this thunder-speech of
  • the _Erdgeist_, are there yet twenty units of us that have learned the
  • meaning thereof?
  • "It was in some such mood, when wearied and fordone with these high
  • speculations, that I first came upon the question of Clothes. Strange
  • enough, it strikes me, is this same fact of there being Tailors and
  • Tailored. The Horse I ride has his own whole fell: strip him of the
  • girths and flaps and extraneous tags I have fastened round him, and the
  • noble creature is his own sempster and weaver and spinner; nay his
  • own boot-maker, jeweller, and man-milliner; he bounds free through the
  • valleys, with a perennial rain-proof court-suit on his body; wherein
  • warmth and easiness of fit have reached perfection; nay, the graces also
  • have been considered, and frills and fringes, with gay variety of color,
  • featly appended, and ever in the right place, are not wanting. While
  • I--good Heaven!--have thatched myself over with the dead fleeces of
  • sheep, the bark of vegetables, the entrails of worms, the hides of
  • oxen or seals, the felt of furred beasts; and walk abroad a moving
  • Rag-screen, overheaped with shreds and tatters raked from the
  • Charnel-house of Nature, where they would have rotted, to rot on me more
  • slowly! Day after day, I must thatch myself anew; day after day, this
  • despicable thatch must lose some film of its thickness; some film of it,
  • frayed away by tear and wear, must be brushed off into the Ashpit, into
  • the Laystall; till by degrees the whole has been brushed thither, and I,
  • the dust-making, patent Rat-grinder, get new material to grind down.
  • O subter-brutish! vile! most vile! For have not I too a compact
  • all-enclosing Skin, whiter or dingier? Am I a botched mass of tailors'
  • and cobblers' shreds, then; or a tightly articulated, homogeneous little
  • Figure, automatic, nay alive?
  • "Strange enough how creatures of the human-kind shut their eyes to
  • plainest facts; and by the mere inertia of Oblivion and Stupidity, live
  • at ease in the midst of Wonders and Terrors. But indeed man is, and was
  • always, a blockhead and dullard; much readier to feel and digest, than
  • to think and consider. Prejudice, which he pretends to hate, is his
  • absolute lawgiver; mere use-and-wont everywhere leads him by the nose;
  • thus let but a Rising of the Sun, let but a Creation of the World
  • happen _twice_, and it ceases to be marvellous, to be noteworthy,
  • or noticeable. Perhaps not once in a lifetime does it occur to your
  • ordinary biped, of any country or generation, be he gold-mantled Prince
  • or russet-jerkined Peasant, that his Vestments and his Self are not one
  • and indivisible; that _he_ is naked, without vestments, till he buy or
  • steal such, and by forethought sew and button them.
  • "For my own part, these considerations, of our Clothes-thatch, and
  • how, reaching inwards even to our heart of hearts, it tailorizes and
  • demoralizes us, fill me with a certain horror at myself and mankind;
  • almost as one feels at those Dutch Cows, which, during the wet season,
  • you see grazing deliberately with jackets and petticoats (of striped
  • sacking), in the meadows of Gouda. Nevertheless there is something great
  • in the moment when a man first strips himself of adventitious wrappages;
  • and sees indeed that he is naked, and, as Swift has it, 'a forked
  • straddling animal with bandy legs;' yet also a Spirit, and unutterable
  • Mystery of Mysteries."
  • CHAPTER IX. ADAMITISM.
  • Let no courteous reader take offence at the opinions broached in the
  • conclusion of the last Chapter. The Editor himself, on first glancing
  • over that singular passage, was inclined to exclaim: What, have we got
  • not only a Sansculottist, but an enemy to Clothes in the abstract? A
  • new Adamite, in this century, which flatters itself that it is the
  • Nineteenth, and destructive both to Superstition and Enthusiasm?
  • Consider, thou foolish Teufelsdrockh, what benefits unspeakable all ages
  • and sexes derive from Clothes. For example, when thou thyself, a watery,
  • pulpy, slobbery freshman and new-comer in this Planet, sattest muling
  • and puking in thy nurse's arms; sucking thy coral, and looking forth
  • into the world in the blankest manner, what hadst thou been without thy
  • blankets, and bibs, and other nameless hulls? A terror to thyself and
  • mankind! Or hast thou forgotten the day when thou first receivedst
  • breeches, and thy long clothes became short? The village where thou
  • livedst was all apprised of the fact; and neighbor after neighbor kissed
  • thy pudding-cheek, and gave thee, as handsel, silver or copper coins, on
  • that the first gala-day of thy existence. Again, wert not thou, at one
  • period of life, a Buck, or Blood, or Macaroni, or Incroyable, or Dandy,
  • or by whatever name, according to year and place, such phenomenon is
  • distinguished? In that one word lie included mysterious volumes. Nay,
  • now when the reign of folly is over, or altered, and thy clothes are not
  • for triumph but for defence, hast thou always worn them perforce, and as
  • a consequence of Man's Fall; never rejoiced in them as in a warm movable
  • House, a Body round thy Body, wherein that strange THEE of thine sat
  • snug, defying all variations of Climate? Girt with thick double-milled
  • kerseys; half buried under shawls and broadbrims, and overalls and
  • mudboots, thy very fingers cased in doeskin and mittens, thou hast
  • bestrode that "Horse I ride;" and, though it were in wild winter, dashed
  • through the world, glorying in it as if thou wert its lord. In vain did
  • the sleet beat round thy temples; it lighted only on thy impenetrable,
  • felted or woven, case of wool. In vain did the winds howl,--forests
  • sounding and creaking, deep calling unto deep,--and the storms heap
  • themselves together into one huge Arctic whirlpool: thou flewest through
  • the middle thereof, striking fire from the highway; wild music hummed
  • in thy ears, thou too wert as a "sailor of the air;" the wreck of matter
  • and the crash of worlds was thy element and propitiously wafting tide.
  • Without Clothes, without bit or saddle, what hadst thou been; what had
  • thy fleet quadruped been?--Nature is good, but she is not the best: here
  • truly was the victory of Art over Nature. A thunderbolt indeed might
  • have pierced thee; all short of this thou couldst defy.
  • Or, cries the courteous reader, has your Teufelsdrockh forgotten what he
  • said lately about "Aboriginal Savages," and their "condition miserable
  • indeed"? Would he have all this unsaid; and us betake ourselves again to
  • the "matted cloak," and go sheeted in a "thick natural fell"?
  • Nowise, courteous reader! The Professor knows full well what he is
  • saying; and both thou and we, in our haste, do him wrong. If Clothes,
  • in these times, "so tailorize and demoralize us," have they no redeeming
  • value; can they not be altered to serve better; must they of
  • necessity be thrown to the dogs? The truth is, Teufelsdrockh, though a
  • Sansculottist, is no Adamite; and much perhaps as he might wish to go
  • forth before this degenerate age "as a Sign," would nowise wish to do
  • it, as those old Adamites did, in a state of Nakedness. The utility of
  • Clothes is altogether apparent to him: nay perhaps he has an insight
  • into their more recondite, and almost mystic qualities, what we
  • might call the omnipotent virtue of Clothes, such as was never before
  • vouchsafed to any man. For example:--
  • "You see two individuals," he writes, "one dressed in fine Red, the
  • other in coarse threadbare Blue: Red says to Blue, 'Be hanged and
  • anatomized;' Blue hears with a shudder, and (O wonder of wonders!)
  • marches sorrowfully to the gallows; is there noosed up, vibrates his
  • hour, and the surgeons dissect him, and fit his bones into a skeleton
  • for medical purposes. How is this; or what make ye of your _Nothing can
  • act but where it is_? Red has no physical hold of Blue, no _clutch_
  • of him, is nowise in _contact_ with him: neither are those ministering
  • Sheriffs and Lord-Lieutenants and Hangmen and Tipstaves so related to
  • commanding Red, that he can tug them hither and thither; but each stands
  • distinct within his own skin. Nevertheless, as it is spoken, so is
  • it done: the articulated Word sets all hands in Action; and Rope and
  • Improved-drop perform their work.
  • "Thinking reader, the reason seems to me twofold: First, that _Man is a
  • Spirit_, and bound by invisible bonds to _All Men_; secondly, that _he
  • wears Clothes_, which are the visible emblems of that fact. Has not
  • your Red hanging-individual a horsehair wig, squirrel-skins, and a
  • plush-gown; whereby all mortals know that he is a JUDGE?--Society, which
  • the more I think of it astonishes me the more, is founded upon Cloth.
  • "Often in my atrabiliar moods, when I read of pompous ceremonials,
  • Frankfort Coronations, Royal Drawing-rooms, Levees, Couchees; and how
  • the ushers and macers and pursuivants are all in waiting; how Duke
  • this is presented by Archduke that, and Colonel A by General B, and
  • innumerable Bishops, Admirals, and miscellaneous Functionaries, are
  • advancing gallantly to the Anointed Presence; and I strive, in my remote
  • privacy, to form a clear picture of that solemnity,--on a sudden, as by
  • some enchanter's wand, the--shall I speak it?--the Clothes fly off the
  • whole dramatic corps; and Dukes, Grandees, Bishops, Generals, Anointed
  • Presence itself, every mother's son of them, stand straddling there, not
  • a shirt on them; and I know not whether to laugh or weep. This physical
  • or psychical infirmity, in which perhaps I am not singular, I have,
  • after hesitation, thought right to publish, for the solace of those
  • afflicted with the like."
  • Would to Heaven, say we, thou hadst thought right to keep it secret!
  • Who is there now that can read the five columns of Presentations in his
  • Morning Newspaper without a shudder? Hypochondriac men, and all men are
  • to a certain extent hypochondriac, should be more gently treated. With
  • what readiness our fancy, in this shattered state of the nerves, follows
  • out the consequences which Teufelsdrockh, with a devilish coolness, goes
  • on to draw:--
  • "What would Majesty do, could such an accident befall in reality; should
  • the buttons all simultaneously start, and the solid wool evaporate,
  • in very Deed, as here in Dream? _Ach Gott_! How each skulks into
  • the nearest hiding-place; their high State Tragedy (_Haupt- und
  • Staats-Action_) becomes a Pickleherring-Farce to weep at, which is the
  • worst kind of Farce; _the tables_ (according to Horace), and with them,
  • the whole fabric of Government, Legislation, Property, Police, and
  • Civilized Society, _are dissolved_, in wails and howls."
  • Lives the man that can figure a naked Duke of Windlestraw addressing a
  • naked House of Lords? Imagination, choked as in mephitic air, recoils
  • on itself, and will not forward with the picture. The Woolsack, the
  • Ministerial, the Opposition Benches--_infandum! infandum_! And yet why
  • is the thing impossible? Was not every soul, or rather every body, of
  • these Guardians of our Liberties, naked, or nearly so, last night; "a
  • forked Radish with a head fantastically carved"? And why might he not,
  • did our stern fate so order it, walk out to St. Stephen's, as well as
  • into bed, in that no-fashion; and there, with other similar Radishes,
  • hold a Bed of Justice? "Solace of those afflicted with the like!"
  • Unhappy Teufelsdrockh, had man ever such a "physical or psychical
  • infirmity" before? And now how many, perhaps, may thy unparalleled
  • confession (which we, even to the sounder British world, and goaded on
  • by Critical and Biographical duty, grudge to reimpart) incurably
  • infect therewith! Art thou the malignest of Sansculottists, or only the
  • maddest?
  • "It will remain to be examined," adds the inexorable Teufelsdrockh,
  • "in how far the SCARECROW, as a Clothed Person, is not also entitled to
  • benefit of clergy, and English trial by jury: nay perhaps, considering
  • his high function (for is not he too a Defender of Property, and
  • Sovereign armed with the _terrors_ of the Law?), to a certain royal
  • Immunity and Inviolability; which, however, misers and the meaner class
  • of persons are not always voluntarily disposed to grant him."
  • "O my Friends, we are [in Yorick Sterne's words] but as 'turkeys driven,
  • with a stick and red clout, to the market:' or if some drivers, as
  • they do in Norfolk, take a dried bladder and put peas in it, the rattle
  • thereof terrifies the boldest!"
  • CHAPTER X. PURE REASON.
  • It must now be apparent enough that our Professor, as above hinted, is
  • a speculative Radical, and of the very darkest tinge; acknowledging, for
  • most part, in the solemnities and paraphernalia of civilized Life, which
  • we make so much of, nothing but so many Cloth-rags, turkey-poles, and
  • "bladders with dried peas." To linger among such speculations, longer
  • than mere Science requires, a discerning public can have no wish. For
  • our purposes the simple fact that such a _Naked World_ is possible,
  • nay actually exists (under the Clothed one), will be sufficient. Much,
  • therefore, we omit about "Kings wrestling naked on the green with
  • Carmen," and the Kings being thrown: "dissect them with scalpels," says
  • Teufelsdrockh; "the same viscera, tissues, livers, lights, and other
  • life-tackle, are there: examine their spiritual mechanism; the same
  • great Need, great Greed, and little Faculty; nay ten to one but the
  • Carman, who understands draught-cattle, the rimming of wheels, something
  • of the laws of unstable and stable equilibrium, with other branches
  • of wagon-science, and has actually put forth his hand and operated on
  • Nature, is the more cunningly gifted of the two. Whence, then, their
  • so unspeakable difference? From Clothes." Much also we shall omit about
  • confusion of Ranks, and Joan and My Lady, and how it would be everywhere
  • "Hail fellow well met," and Chaos were come again: all which to any one
  • that has once fairly pictured out the grand mother-idea, _Society in
  • a state of Nakedness_, will spontaneously suggest itself. Should some
  • sceptical individual still entertain doubts whether in a world without
  • Clothes, the smallest Politeness, Polity, or even Police, could exist,
  • let him turn to the original Volume, and view there the boundless
  • Serbonian Bog of Sansculottism, stretching sour and pestilential: over
  • which we have lightly flown; where not only whole armies but whole
  • nations might sink! If indeed the following argument, in its brief
  • riveting emphasis, be not of itself incontrovertible and final:--
  • "Are we Opossums; have we natural Pouches, like the Kangaroo? Or how,
  • without Clothes, could we possess the master-organ, soul's seat, and
  • true pineal gland of the Body Social: I mean, a PURSE?"
  • Nevertheless it is impossible to hate Professor Teufelsdrockh; at worst,
  • one knows not whether to hate or to love him. For though, in looking at
  • the fair tapestry of human Life, with its royal and even sacred figures,
  • he dwells not on the obverse alone, but here chiefly on the reverse; and
  • indeed turns out the rough seams, tatters, and manifold thrums of that
  • unsightly wrong-side, with an almost diabolic patience and indifference,
  • which must have sunk him in the estimation of most readers,--there is
  • that within which unspeakably distinguishes him from all other past
  • and present Sansculottists. The grand unparalleled peculiarity of
  • Teufelsdrockh is, that with all this Descendentalism, he combines a
  • Transcendentalism, no less superlative; whereby if on the one hand he
  • degrade man below most animals, except those jacketed Gouda Cows, he, on
  • the other, exalts him beyond the visible Heavens, almost to an equality
  • with the Gods.
  • "To the eye of vulgar Logic," says he, "what is man? An omnivorous Biped
  • that wears Breeches. To the eye of Pure Reason what is he? A Soul, a
  • Spirit, and divine Apparition. Round his mysterious ME, there
  • lies, under all those wool-rags, a Garment of Flesh (or of Senses),
  • contextured in the Loom of Heaven; whereby he is revealed to his like,
  • and dwells with them in UNION and DIVISION; and sees and fashions for
  • himself a Universe, with azure Starry Spaces, and long Thousands of
  • Years. Deep-hidden is he under that strange Garment; amid Sounds
  • and Colors and Forms, as it were, swathed in, and inextricably
  • over-shrouded: yet it is sky-woven, and worthy of a God. Stands he not
  • thereby in the centre of Immensities, in the conflux of Eternities? He
  • feels; power has been given him to know, to believe; nay does not the
  • spirit of Love, free in its celestial primeval brightness, even here,
  • though but for moments, look through? Well said Saint Chrysostom,
  • with his lips of gold, 'the true SHEKINAH is Man:' where else is the
  • GOD'S-PRESENCE manifested not to our eyes only, but to our hearts, as in
  • our fellow-man?"
  • In such passages, unhappily too rare, the high Platonic Mysticism of our
  • Author, which is perhaps the fundamental element of his nature, bursts
  • forth, as it were, in full flood: and, through all the vapor and tarnish
  • of what is often so perverse, so mean in his exterior and environment,
  • we seem to look into a whole inward Sea of Light and Love;--though,
  • alas, the grim coppery clouds soon roll together again, and hide it from
  • view.
  • Such tendency to Mysticism is everywhere traceable in this man; and
  • indeed, to attentive readers, must have been long ago apparent. Nothing
  • that he sees but has more than a common meaning, but has two meanings:
  • thus, if in the highest Imperial Sceptre and Charlemagne-Mantle, as
  • well as in the poorest Ox-goad and Gypsy-Blanket, he finds Prose, Decay,
  • Contemptibility; there is in each sort Poetry also, and a reverend
  • Worth. For Matter, were it never so despicable, is Spirit, the
  • manifestation of Spirit: were it never so honorable, can it be more? The
  • thing Visible, nay the thing Imagined, the thing in any way conceived as
  • Visible, what is it but a Garment, a Clothing of the higher, celestial
  • Invisible, "unimaginable formless, dark with excess of bright"? Under
  • which point of view the following passage, so strange in purport, so
  • strange in phrase, seems characteristic enough:--
  • "The beginning of all Wisdom is to look fixedly on Clothes, or even with
  • armed eyesight, till they become _transparent_. 'The Philosopher,' says
  • the wisest of this age, 'must station himself in the middle:' how true!
  • The Philosopher is he to whom the Highest has descended, and the Lowest
  • has mounted up; who is the equal and kindly brother of all.
  • "Shall we tremble before clothwebs and cobwebs, whether woven in
  • Arkwright looms, or by the silent Arachnes that weave unrestingly in our
  • Imagination? Or, on the other hand, what is there that we cannot love;
  • since all was created by God?
  • "Happy he who can look through the Clothes of a Man (the woollen, and
  • fleshly, and official Bank-paper and State-paper Clothes) into the Man
  • himself; and discern, it may be, in this or the other Dread Potentate,
  • a more or less incompetent Digestive-apparatus; yet also an inscrutable
  • venerable Mystery, in the meanest Tinker that sees with eyes!"
  • For the rest, as is natural to a man of this kind, he deals much in the
  • feeling of Wonder; insists on the necessity and high worth of universal
  • Wonder; which he holds to be the only reasonable temper for the denizen
  • of so singular a Planet as ours. "Wonder," says he, "is the basis of
  • Worship: the reign of wonder is perennial, indestructible in Man; only
  • at certain stages (as the present), it is, for some short season, a
  • reign _in partibus infidelium_." That progress of Science, which is to
  • destroy Wonder, and in its stead substitute Mensuration and Numeration,
  • finds small favor with Teufelsdrockh, much as he otherwise venerates
  • these two latter processes.
  • "Shall your Science," exclaims he, "proceed in the small chink-lighted,
  • or even oil-lighted, underground workshop of Logic alone; and man's
  • mind become an Arithmetical Mill, whereof Memory is the Hopper, and mere
  • Tables of Sines and Tangents, Codification, and Treatises of what you
  • call Political Economy, are the Meal? And what is that Science, which
  • the scientific head alone, were it screwed off, and (like the Doctor's
  • in the Arabian Tale) set in a basin to keep it alive, could prosecute
  • without shadow of a heart,--but one other of the mechanical and menial
  • handicrafts, for which the Scientific Head (having a Soul in it) is too
  • noble an organ? I mean that Thought without Reverence is barren, perhaps
  • poisonous; at best, dies like cookery with the day that called it forth;
  • does not live, like sowing, in successive tilths and wider-spreading
  • harvests, bringing food and plenteous increase to all Time."
  • In such wise does Teufelsdrockh deal hits, harder or softer, according
  • to ability; yet ever, as we would fain persuade ourselves, with
  • charitable intent. Above all, that class of "Logic-choppers, and
  • treble-pipe Scoffers, and professed Enemies to Wonder; who, in these
  • days, so numerously patrol as night-constables about the Mechanics'
  • Institute of Science, and cackle, like true Old-Roman geese and goslings
  • round their Capitol, on any alarm, or on none; nay who often, as
  • illuminated Sceptics, walk abroad into peaceable society, in full
  • daylight, with rattle and lantern, and insist on guiding you and
  • guarding you therewith, though the Sun is shining, and the street
  • populous with mere justice-loving men:" that whole class is
  • inexpressibly wearisome to him. Hear with what uncommon animation he
  • perorates:--
  • "The man who cannot wonder, who does not habitually wonder (and
  • worship), were he President of innumerable Royal Societies, and carried
  • the whole _Mecanique Celeste_ and _Hegel's Philosophy_, and the epitome
  • of all Laboratories and Observatories with their results, in his single
  • head,--is but a Pair of Spectacles behind which there is no Eye. Let
  • those who have Eyes look through him, then he may be useful.
  • "Thou wilt have no Mystery and Mysticism; wilt walk through thy world
  • by the sunshine of what thou callest Truth, or even by the hand-lamp
  • of what I call Attorney-Logic; and 'explain' all, 'account' for all, or
  • believe nothing of it? Nay, thou wilt attempt laughter; whoso recognizes
  • the unfathomable, all-pervading domain of Mystery, which is everywhere
  • under our feet and among our hands; to whom the Universe is an Oracle
  • and Temple, as well as a Kitchen and Cattle-stall,--he shall be a
  • delirious Mystic; to him thou, with sniffing charity, wilt protrusively
  • proffer thy hand-lamp, and shriek, as one injured, when he kicks his
  • foot through it?--_Armer Teufel_! Doth not thy cow calve, doth not
  • thy bull gender? Thou thyself, wert thou not born, wilt thou not die?
  • 'Explain' me all this, or do one of two things: Retire into private
  • places with thy foolish cackle; or, what were better, give it up,
  • and weep, not that the reign of wonder is done, and God's world all
  • disembellished and prosaic, but that thou hitherto art a Dilettante and
  • sand-blind Pedant."
  • CHAPTER XI. PROSPECTIVE.
  • The Philosophy of Clothes is now to all readers, as we predicted
  • it would do, unfolding itself into new boundless expansions, of a
  • cloud-capt, almost chimerical aspect, yet not without azure loomings in
  • the far distance, and streaks as of an Elysian brightness; the highly
  • questionable purport and promise of which it is becoming more and more
  • important for us to ascertain. Is that a real Elysian brightness, cries
  • many a timid wayfarer, or the reflex of Pandemonian lava? Is it of a
  • truth leading us into beatific Asphodel meadows, or the yellow-burning
  • marl of a Hell-on-Earth?
  • Our Professor, like other Mystics, whether delirious or inspired, gives
  • an Editor enough to do. Ever higher and dizzier are the heights he leads
  • us to; more piercing, all-comprehending, all-confounding are his views
  • and glances. For example, this of Nature being not an Aggregate but a
  • Whole:--
  • "Well sang the Hebrew Psalmist: 'If I take the wings of the morning
  • and dwell in the uttermost parts of the Universe, God is there.' Thou
  • thyself, O cultivated reader, who too probably art no Psalmist, but a
  • Prosaist, knowing GOD only by tradition, knowest thou any corner of the
  • world where at least FORCE is not? The drop which thou shakest from thy
  • wet hand, rests not where it falls, but to-morrow thou findest it swept
  • away; already on the wings of the North-wind, it is nearing the Tropic
  • of Cancer. How came it to evaporate, and not lie motionless? Thinkest
  • thou there is aught motionless; without Force, and utterly dead?
  • "As I rode through the Schwarzwald, I said to myself: That little fire
  • which glows star-like across the dark-growing (_nachtende_) moor, where
  • the sooty smith bends over his anvil, and thou hopest to replace thy
  • lost horse-shoe,--is it a detached, separated speck, cut off from the
  • whole Universe; or indissolubly joined to the whole? Thou fool, that
  • smithy-fire was (primarily) kindled at the Sun; is fed by air that
  • circulates from before Noah's Deluge, from beyond the Dog-star; therein,
  • with Iron Force, and Coal Force, and the far stranger Force of Man, are
  • cunning affinities and battles and victories of Force brought about; it
  • is a little ganglion, or nervous centre, in the great vital system of
  • Immensity. Call it, if thou wilt, an unconscious Altar, kindled on the
  • bosom of the All; whose iron sacrifice, whose iron smoke and influence
  • reach quite through the All; whose dingy Priest, not by word, yet by
  • brain and sinew, preaches forth the mystery of Force; nay preaches forth
  • (exoterically enough) one little textlet from the Gospel of Freedom, the
  • Gospel of Man's Force, commanding, and one day to be all-commanding.
  • "Detached, separated! I say there is no such separation: nothing
  • hitherto was ever stranded, cast aside; but all, were it only a withered
  • leaf, works together with all; is borne forward on the bottomless,
  • shoreless flood of Action, and lives through perpetual metamorphoses.
  • The withered leaf is not dead and lost, there are Forces in it and
  • around it, though working in inverse order; else how could it rot?
  • Despise not the rag from which man makes Paper, or the litter from which
  • the earth makes Corn. Rightly viewed no meanest object is insignificant;
  • all objects are as windows, through which the philosophic eye looks into
  • Infinitude itself."
  • Again, leaving that wondrous Schwarzwald Smithy-Altar, what vacant,
  • high-sailing air-ships are these, and whither will they sail with us?
  • "All visible things are emblems; what thou seest is not there on its
  • own account; strictly taken, is not there at all: Matter exists only
  • spiritually, and to represent some Idea, and _body_ it forth. Hence
  • Clothes, as despicable as we think them, are so unspeakably significant.
  • Clothes, from the King's mantle downwards, are emblematic, not of want
  • only, but of a manifold cunning Victory over Want. On the other hand,
  • all Emblematic things are properly Clothes, thought-woven or hand-woven:
  • must not the Imagination weave Garments, visible Bodies, wherein the
  • else invisible creations and inspirations of our Reason are, like
  • Spirits, revealed, and first become all-powerful; the rather if, as
  • we often see, the Hand too aid her, and (by wool Clothes or otherwise)
  • reveal such even to the outward eye?
  • "Men are properly said to be clothed with Authority, clothed with
  • Beauty, with Curses, and the like. Nay, if you consider it, what is Man
  • himself, and his whole terrestrial Life, but an Emblem; a Clothing
  • or visible Garment for that divine ME of his, cast hither, like a
  • light-particle, down from Heaven? Thus is he said also to be clothed
  • with a Body.
  • "Language is called the Garment of Thought: however, it should rather
  • be, Language is the Flesh-Garment, the Body, of Thought. I said that
  • Imagination wove this Flesh-Garment; and does not she? Metaphors are her
  • stuff: examine Language; what, if you except some few primitive elements
  • (of natural sound), what is it all but Metaphors, recognized as such,
  • or no longer recognized; still fluid and florid, or now solid-grown and
  • colorless? If those same primitive elements are the osseous fixtures in
  • the Flesh-Garment, Language,--then are Metaphors its muscles and tissues
  • and living integuments. An unmetaphorical style you shall in vain seek
  • for: is not your very _Attention_ a _Stretching-to_? The difference
  • lies here: some styles are lean, adust, wiry, the muscle itself seems
  • osseous; some are even quite pallid, hunger-bitten and dead-looking;
  • while others again glow in the flush of health and vigorous self-growth,
  • sometimes (as in my own case) not without an apoplectic tendency.
  • Moreover, there are sham Metaphors, which overhanging that same
  • Thought's-Body (best naked), and deceptively bedizening, or bolstering
  • it out, may be called its false stuffings, superfluous show-cloaks
  • (_Putz-Mantel_), and tawdry woollen rags: whereof he that runs and reads
  • may gather whole hampers,--and burn them."
  • Than which paragraph on Metaphors did the reader ever chance to see
  • a more surprisingly metaphorical? However, that is not our chief
  • grievance; the Professor continues:--
  • "Why multiply instances? It is written, the Heavens and the Earth shall
  • fade away like a Vesture; which indeed they are: the Time-vesture of
  • the Eternal. Whatsoever sensibly exists, whatsoever represents Spirit to
  • Spirit, is properly a Clothing, a suit of Raiment, put on for a season,
  • and to be laid off. Thus in this one pregnant subject of CLOTHES,
  • rightly understood, is included all that men have thought, dreamed,
  • done, and been: the whole External Universe and what it holds is but
  • Clothing; and the essence of all Science lies in the PHILOSOPHY OF
  • CLOTHES."
  • Towards these dim infinitely expanded regions, close-bordering on
  • the impalpable Inane, it is not without apprehension, and perpetual
  • difficulties, that the Editor sees himself journeying and struggling.
  • Till lately a cheerful daystar of hope hung before him, in the expected
  • Aid of Hofrath Heuschrecke; which daystar, however, melts now, not into
  • the red of morning, but into a vague, gray half-light, uncertain
  • whether dawn of day or dusk of utter darkness. For the last week, these
  • so-called Biographical Documents are in his hand. By the kindness of
  • a Scottish Hamburg Merchant, whose name, known to the whole mercantile
  • world, he must not mention; but whose honorable courtesy, now and often
  • before spontaneously manifested to him, a mere literary stranger,
  • he cannot soon forget,--the bulky Weissnichtwo Packet, with all its
  • Custom-house seals, foreign hieroglyphs, and miscellaneous tokens of
  • Travel, arrived here in perfect safety, and free of cost. The reader
  • shall now fancy with what hot haste it was broken up, with what
  • breathless expectation glanced over; and, alas, with what unquiet
  • disappointment it has, since then, been often thrown down, and again
  • taken up.
  • Hofrath Heuschrecke, in a too long-winded Letter, full of compliments,
  • Weissnichtwo politics, dinners, dining repartees, and other ephemeral
  • trivialities, proceeds to remind us of what we knew well already:
  • that however it may be with Metaphysics, and other abstract Science
  • originating in the Head (_Verstand_) alone, no Life-Philosophy
  • (_Lebensphilosophie_), such as this of Clothes pretends to be, which
  • originates equally in the Character (_Gemuth_), and equally speaks
  • thereto, can attain its significance till the Character itself is known
  • and seen; "till the Author's View of the World (_Weltansicht_), and how
  • he actively and passively came by such view, are clear: in short till
  • a Biography of him has been philosophico-poetically written, and
  • philosophico-poetically read.... Nay," adds he, "were the speculative
  • scientific Truth even known, you still, in this inquiring age, ask
  • yourself, Whence came it, and Why, and How?--and rest not, till, if
  • no better may be, Fancy have shaped out an answer; and either in the
  • authentic lineaments of Fact, or the forged ones of Fiction, a complete
  • picture and Genetical History of the Man and his spiritual Endeavor lies
  • before you. But why," says the Hofrath, and indeed say we, "do I dilate
  • on the uses of our Teufelsdrockh's Biography? The great Herr Minister
  • von Goethe has penetratingly remarked that Man is properly the _only_
  • object that interests man:' thus I too have noted, that in Weissnichtwo
  • our whole conversation is little or nothing else but Biography or
  • Autobiography; ever humano-anecdotical (_menschlich-anekdotisch_).
  • Biography is by nature the most universally profitable, universally
  • pleasant of all things: especially Biography of distinguished
  • individuals.
  • "By this time, _mein Verehrtester_ (my Most Esteemed)," continues
  • he, with an eloquence which, unless the words be purloined from
  • Teufelsdrockh, or some trick of his, as we suspect, is well-nigh
  • unaccountable, "by this time you are fairly plunged (_vertieft_) in that
  • mighty forest of Clothes-Philosophy; and looking round, as all readers
  • do, with astonishment enough. Such portions and passages as you have
  • already mastered, and brought to paper, could not but awaken a strange
  • curiosity touching the mind they issued from; the perhaps unparalleled
  • psychical mechanism, which manufactured such matter, and emitted it to
  • the light of day. Had Teufelsdrockh also a father and mother; did he,
  • at one time, wear drivel-bibs, and live on spoon-meat? Did he ever,
  • in rapture and tears, clasp a friend's bosom to his; looks he also
  • wistfully into the long burial-aisle of the Past, where only winds,
  • and their low harsh moan, give inarticulate answer? Has he fought
  • duels;--good Heaven! how did he comport himself when in Love? By what
  • singular stair-steps, in short, and subterranean passages, and sloughs
  • of Despair, and steep Pisgah hills, has he reached this wonderful
  • prophetic Hebron (a true Old-Clothes Jewry) where he now dwells?
  • "To all these natural questions the voice of public History is as yet
  • silent. Certain only that he has been, and is, a Pilgrim, and Traveller
  • from a far Country; more or less footsore and travel-soiled; has
  • parted with road-companions; fallen among thieves, been poisoned by bad
  • cookery, blistered with bug-bites; nevertheless, at every stage (for
  • they have let him pass), has had the Bill to discharge. But the whole
  • particulars of his Route, his Weather-observations, the picturesque
  • Sketches he took, though all regularly jotted down (in indelible
  • sympathetic-ink by an invisible interior Penman), are these nowhere
  • forthcoming? Perhaps quite lost: one other leaf of that mighty Volume
  • (of human Memory) left to fly abroad, unprinted, unpublished, unbound
  • up, as waste paper; and to rot, the sport of rainy winds?
  • "No, _verehrtester Herr Herausgeber_, in no wise! I here, by the
  • unexampled favor you stand in with our Sage, send not a Biography only,
  • but an Autobiography: at least the materials for such; wherefrom, if I
  • misreckon not, your perspicacity will draw fullest insight: and so the
  • whole Philosophy and Philosopher of Clothes will stand clear to
  • the wondering eyes of England, nay thence, through America, through
  • Hindostan, and the antipodal New Holland, finally conquer (_einnehmen_)
  • great part of this terrestrial Planet!"
  • And now let the sympathizing reader judge of our feeling when, in
  • place of this same Autobiography with "fullest insight," we find--Six
  • considerable PAPER-BAGS, carefully sealed, and marked successively, in
  • gilt China-ink, with the symbols of the Six southern Zodiacal Signs,
  • beginning at Libra; in the inside of which sealed Bags lie miscellaneous
  • masses of Sheets, and oftener Shreds and Snips, written in Professor
  • Teufelsdrockh's scarce legible _cursiv-schrift_; and treating of all
  • imaginable things under the Zodiac and above it, but of his own personal
  • history only at rare intervals, and then in the most enigmatic manner.
  • Whole fascicles there are, wherein the Professor, or, as he here,
  • speaking in the third person, calls himself, "the Wanderer," is not once
  • named. Then again, amidst what seems to be a Metaphysico-theological
  • Disquisition, "Detached Thoughts on the Steam-engine," or, "The
  • continued Possibility of Prophecy," we shall meet with some quite
  • private, not unimportant Biographical fact. On certain sheets stand
  • Dreams, authentic or not, while the circumjacent waking Actions are
  • omitted. Anecdotes, oftenest without date of place or time, fly loosely
  • on separate slips, like Sibylline leaves. Interspersed also are long
  • purely Autobiographical delineations; yet without connection, without
  • recognizable coherence; so unimportant, so superfluously minute, they
  • almost remind us of "P.P. Clerk of this Parish." Thus does famine of
  • intelligence alternate with waste. Selection, order, appears to be
  • unknown to the Professor. In all Bags the same imbroglio; only perhaps
  • in the Bag _Capricorn_, and those near it, the confusion a little
  • worse confounded. Close by a rather eloquent Oration, "On receiving the
  • Doctor's-Hat," lie wash-bills, marked _bezahlt_ (settled). His Travels
  • are indicated by the Street-Advertisements of the various cities he has
  • visited; of which Street-Advertisements, in most living tongues, here is
  • perhaps the completest collection extant.
  • So that if the Clothes-Volume itself was too like a Chaos, we have now
  • instead of the solar Luminary that should still it, the airy Limbo which
  • by intermixture will farther volatilize and discompose it! As we shall
  • perhaps see it our duty ultimately to deposit these Six Paper-Bags in
  • the British Museum, farther description, and all vituperation of them,
  • may be spared. Biography or Autobiography of Teufelsdrockh there is,
  • clearly enough, none to be gleaned here: at most some sketchy,
  • shadowy fugitive likeness of him may, by unheard-of efforts, partly of
  • intellect, partly of imagination, on the side of Editor and of Reader,
  • rise up between them. Only as a gaseous-chaotic Appendix to that
  • aqueous-chaotic Volume can the contents of the Six Bags hover round us,
  • and portions thereof be incorporated with our delineation of it.
  • Daily and nightly does the Editor sit (with green spectacles)
  • deciphering these unimaginable Documents from their perplexed
  • _cursiv-schrift_; collating them with the almost equally unimaginable
  • Volume, which stands in legible print. Over such a universal medley of
  • high and low, of hot, cold, moist and dry, is he here struggling (by
  • union of like with like, which is Method) to build a firm Bridge for
  • British travellers. Never perhaps since our first Bridge-builders, Sin
  • and Death, built that stupendous Arch from Hell-gate to the Earth, did
  • any Pontifex, or Pontiff, undertake such a task as the present Editor.
  • For in this Arch too, leading, as we humbly presume, far otherwards
  • than that grand primeval one, the materials are to be fished up from the
  • weltering deep, and down from the simmering air, here one mass, there
  • another, and cunningly cemented, while the elements boil beneath: nor is
  • there any supernatural force to do it with; but simply the Diligence
  • and feeble thinking Faculty of an English Editor, endeavoring to evolve
  • printed Creation out of a German printed and written Chaos, wherein, as
  • he shoots to and fro in it, gathering, clutching, piecing the Why to
  • the far-distant Wherefore, his whole Faculty and Self are like to be
  • swallowed up.
  • Patiently, under these incessant toils and agitations, does the Editor,
  • dismissing all anger, see his otherwise robust health declining; some
  • fraction of his allotted natural sleep nightly leaving him, and little
  • but an inflamed nervous-system to be looked for. What is the use of
  • health, or of life, if not to do some work therewith? And what work
  • nobler than transplanting foreign Thought into the barren domestic
  • soil; except indeed planting Thought of your own, which the fewest are
  • privileged to do? Wild as it looks, this Philosophy of Clothes, can we
  • ever reach its real meaning, promises to reveal new-coming Eras, the
  • first dim rudiments and already-budding germs of a nobler Era, in
  • Universal History. Is not such a prize worth some striving? Forward with
  • us, courageous reader; be it towards failure, or towards success! The
  • latter thou sharest with us; the former also is not all our own.
  • BOOK II.
  • CHAPTER I. GENESIS.
  • In a psychological point of view, it is perhaps questionable whether
  • from birth and genealogy, how closely scrutinized soever, much insight
  • is to be gained. Nevertheless, as in every phenomenon the Beginning
  • remains always the most notable moment; so, with regard to any great
  • man, we rest not till, for our scientific profit or not, the whole
  • circumstances of his first appearance in this Planet, and what manner of
  • Public Entry he made, are with utmost completeness rendered manifest.
  • To the Genesis of our Clothes-Philosopher, then, be this First Chapter
  • consecrated. Unhappily, indeed, he seems to be of quite obscure
  • extraction; uncertain, we might almost say, whether of any: so that this
  • Genesis of his can properly be nothing but an Exodus (or transit out
  • of Invisibility into Visibility); whereof the preliminary portion is
  • nowhere forthcoming.
  • "In the village of Entepfuhl," thus writes he, in the Bag _Libra_,
  • on various Papers, which we arrange with difficulty, "dwelt Andreas
  • Futteral and his wife; childless, in still seclusion, and cheerful
  • though now verging towards old age. Andreas had been grenadier Sergeant,
  • and even regimental Schoolmaster under Frederick the Great; but
  • now, quitting the halbert and ferule for the spade and pruning-hook,
  • cultivated a little Orchard, on the produce of which he,
  • Cincinnatus-like, lived not without dignity. Fruits, the peach, the
  • apple, the grape, with other varieties came in their season; all which
  • Andreas knew how to sell: on evenings he smoked largely, or read (as
  • beseemed a regimental Schoolmaster), and talked to neighbors that would
  • listen about the Victory of Rossbach; and how Fritz the Only (_der
  • Einzige_) had once with his own royal lips spoken to him, had been
  • pleased to say, when Andreas as camp-sentinel demanded the pass-word,
  • '_Schweig Hund_ (Peace, hound)!' before any of his staff-adjutants could
  • answer. '_Das nenn' ich mir einen Konig_, There is what I call a King,'
  • would Andreas exclaim: 'but the smoke of Kunersdorf was still smarting
  • his eyes.'
  • "Gretchen, the housewife, won like Desdemona by the deeds rather than
  • the looks of her now veteran Othello, lived not in altogether military
  • subordination; for, as Andreas said, 'the womankind will not drill (_wer
  • kann die Weiberchen dressiren_):' nevertheless she at heart loved him
  • both for valor and wisdom; to her a Prussian grenadier Sergeant and
  • Regiment's Schoolmaster was little other than a Cicero and Cid: what you
  • see, yet cannot see over, is as good as infinite. Nay, was not Andreas
  • in very deed a man of order, courage, downrightness (_Geradheit_); that
  • understood Busching's _Geography_, had been in the victory of Rossbach,
  • and left for dead in the camisade of Hochkirch? The good Gretchen, for
  • all her fretting, watched over him and hovered round him as only a true
  • house-mother can: assiduously she cooked and sewed and scoured for him;
  • so that not only his old regimental sword and grenadier-cap, but the
  • whole habitation and environment, where on pegs of honor they hung,
  • looked ever trim and gay: a roomy painted Cottage, embowered in
  • fruit-trees and forest-trees, evergreens and honeysuckles; rising
  • many-colored from amid shaven grass-plots, flowers struggling in
  • through the very windows; under its long projecting eaves nothing but
  • garden-tools in methodic piles (to screen them from rain), and seats
  • where, especially on summer nights, a King might have wished to sit and
  • smoke, and call it his. Such a Bauergut (Copyhold) had Gretchen given
  • her veteran; whose sinewy arms, and long-disused gardening talent, had
  • made it what you saw.
  • "Into this umbrageous Man's-nest, one meek yellow evening or dusk, when
  • the Sun, hidden indeed from terrestrial Entepfuhl, did nevertheless
  • journey visible and radiant along the celestial Balance (_Libra_),
  • it was that a Stranger of reverend aspect entered; and, with grave
  • salutation, stood before the two rather astonished housemates. He was
  • close-muffled in a wide mantle; which without farther parley unfolding,
  • he deposited therefrom what seemed some Basket, overhung with
  • green Persian silk; saying only: _Ihr lieben Leute, hier bringe ein
  • unschatzbares Verleihen; nehmt es in aller Acht, sorgfaltigst benutzt
  • es: mit hohem Lohn, oder wohl mit schweren Zinsen, wird's einst
  • zuruckgefordert_. 'Good Christian people, here lies for you an
  • invaluable Loan; take all heed thereof, in all carefulness employ it:
  • with high recompense, or else with heavy penalty, will it one day be
  • required back.' Uttering which singular words, in a clear, bell-like,
  • forever memorable tone, the Stranger gracefully withdrew; and before
  • Andreas or his wife, gazing in expectant wonder, had time to fashion
  • either question or answer, was clean gone. Neither out of doors could
  • aught of him be seen or heard; he had vanished in the thickets, in the
  • dusk; the Orchard-gate stood quietly closed: the Stranger was gone once
  • and always. So sudden had the whole transaction been, in the autumn
  • stillness and twilight, so gentle, noiseless, that the Futterals could
  • have fancied it all a trick of Imagination, or some visit from an
  • authentic Spirit. Only that the green-silk Basket, such as neither
  • Imagination nor authentic Spirits are wont to carry, still stood visible
  • and tangible on their little parlor-table. Towards this the astonished
  • couple, now with lit candle, hastily turned their attention. Lifting
  • the green veil, to see what invaluable it hid, they descried there, amid
  • down and rich white wrappages, no Pitt Diamond or Hapsburg Regalia, but,
  • in the softest sleep, a little red-colored Infant! Beside it, lay a roll
  • of gold Friedrichs, the exact amount of which was never publicly known;
  • also a _Taufschein_ (baptismal certificate), wherein unfortunately
  • nothing but the Name was decipherable, other document or indication none
  • whatever.
  • "To wonder and conjecture was unavailing, then and always thenceforth.
  • Nowhere in Entepfuhl, on the morrow or next day, did tidings transpire
  • of any such figure as the Stranger; nor could the Traveller, who had
  • passed through the neighboring Town in coach-and-four, be connected with
  • this Apparition, except in the way of gratuitous surmise. Meanwhile, for
  • Andreas and his wife, the grand practical problem was: What to do
  • with this little sleeping red-colored Infant? Amid amazements and
  • curiosities, which had to die away without external satisfying, they
  • resolved, as in such circumstances charitable prudent people needs must,
  • on nursing it, though with spoon-meat, into whiteness, and if possible
  • into manhood. The Heavens smiled on their endeavor: thus has that
  • same mysterious Individual ever since had a status for himself in this
  • visible Universe, some modicum of victual and lodging and parade-ground;
  • and now expanded in bulk, faculty and knowledge of good and evil, he, as
  • HERR DIOGENES TEUFELSDROCKH, professes or is ready to profess, perhaps
  • not altogether without effect, in the new University of Weissnichtwo,
  • the new Science of Things in General."
  • Our Philosopher declares here, as indeed we should think he well might,
  • that these facts, first communicated, by the good Gretchen Futteral,
  • In his twelfth year, "produced on the boyish heart and fancy a quite
  • indelible impression. Who this reverend Personage," he says, "that
  • glided into the Orchard Cottage when the Sun was in Libra, and then, as
  • on spirit's wings, glided out again, might be? An inexpressible desire,
  • full of love and of sadness, has often since struggled within me to
  • shape an answer. Ever, in my distresses and my loneliness, has Fantasy
  • turned, full of longing (_sehnsuchtsvoll_), to that unknown Father,
  • who perhaps far from me, perhaps near, either way invisible, might have
  • taken me to his paternal bosom, there to lie screened from many a woe.
  • Thou beloved Father, dost thou still, shut out from me only by thin
  • penetrable curtains of earthly Space, wend to and fro among the crowd
  • of the living? Or art thou hidden by those far thicker curtains of the
  • Everlasting Night, or rather of the Everlasting Day, through which my
  • mortal eye and outstretched arms need not strive to reach? Alas, I know
  • not, and in vain vex myself to know. More than once, heart-deluded,
  • have I taken for thee this and the other noble-looking Stranger; and
  • approached him wistfully, with infinite regard; but he too had to repel
  • me, he too was not thou.
  • "And yet, O Man born of Woman," cries the Autobiographer, with one of
  • his sudden whirls, "wherein is my case peculiar? Hadst thou, any more
  • than I, a Father whom thou knowest? The Andreas and Gretchen, or the
  • Adam and Eve, who led thee into Life, and for a time suckled and pap-fed
  • thee there, whom thou namest Father and Mother; these were, like mine,
  • but thy nursing-father and nursing-mother: thy true Beginning and Father
  • is in Heaven, whom with the bodily eye thou shalt never behold, but only
  • with the spiritual....
  • "The little green veil," adds he, among much similar moralizing, and
  • embroiled discoursing, "I yet keep; still more inseparably the Name,
  • Diogenes Teufelsdrockh. From the veil can nothing be inferred: a piece
  • of now quite faded Persian silk, like thousands of others. On the Name I
  • have many times meditated and conjectured; but neither in this lay
  • there any clew. That it was my unknown Father's name I must hesitate to
  • believe. To no purpose have I searched through all the Herald's
  • Books, in and without the German Empire, and through all manner
  • of Subscriber-Lists (_Pranumeranten_), Militia-Rolls, and other
  • Name-catalogues; extraordinary names as we have in Germany, the name
  • Teufelsdrockh, except as appended to my own person, nowhere occurs.
  • Again, what may the unchristian rather than Christian 'Diogenes' mean?
  • Did that reverend Basket-bearer intend, by such designation, to shadow
  • forth my future destiny, or his own present malign humor? Perhaps the
  • latter, perhaps both. Thou ill-starred Parent, who like an Ostrich hadst
  • to leave thy ill-starred offspring to be hatched into self-support by
  • the mere sky-influences of Chance, can thy pilgrimage have been a smooth
  • one? Beset by Misfortune thou doubtless hast been; or indeed by the
  • worst figure of Misfortune, by Misconduct. Often have I fancied how,
  • in thy hard life-battle, thou wert shot at, and slung at, wounded,
  • hand-fettered, hamstrung, browbeaten and bedevilled by the Time-Spirit
  • (_Zeitgeist_) in thyself and others, till the good soul first given thee
  • was seered into grim rage, and thou hadst nothing for it but to leave
  • in me an indignant appeal to the Future, and living speaking Protest
  • against the Devil, as that same Spirit not of the Time only, but of Time
  • itself, is well named! Which Appeal and Protest, may I now modestly add,
  • was not perhaps quite lost in air.
  • "For indeed, as Walter Shandy often insisted, there is much, nay almost
  • all, in Names. The Name is the earliest Garment you wrap round the
  • earth-visiting ME; to which it thenceforth cleaves, more tenaciously
  • (for there are Names that have lasted nigh thirty centuries) than the
  • very skin. And now from without, what mystic influences does it not send
  • inwards, even to the centre; especially in those plastic first-times,
  • when the whole soul is yet infantine, soft, and the invisible seedgrain
  • will grow to be an all overshadowing tree! Names? Could I unfold the
  • influence of Names, which are the most important of all Clothings, I
  • were a second greater Trismegistus. Not only all common Speech, but
  • Science, Poetry itself is no other, if thou consider it, than a right
  • _Naming_. Adam's first task was giving names to natural Appearances:
  • what is ours still but a continuation of the same; be the Appearances
  • exotic-vegetable, organic, mechanic, stars, or starry movements (as
  • in Science); or (as in Poetry) passions, virtues, calamities,
  • God-attributes, Gods?--In a very plain sense the Proverb says, _Call
  • one a thief, and he will steal_; in an almost similar sense may we not
  • perhaps say, _Call one Diogenes Teufelsdrockh, and he will open the
  • Philosophy of Clothes_?"
  • "Meanwhile the incipient Diogenes, like others, all ignorant of his Why,
  • his How or Whereabout, was opening his eyes to the kind Light; sprawling
  • out his ten fingers and toes; listening, tasting, feeling; in a word,
  • by all his Five Senses, still more by his Sixth Sense of Hunger, and a
  • whole infinitude of inward, spiritual, half-awakened Senses, endeavoring
  • daily to acquire for himself some knowledge of this strange Universe
  • where he had arrived, be his task therein what it might. Infinite was
  • his progress; thus in some fifteen months, he could perform the miracle
  • of--Speech! To breed a fresh Soul, is it not like brooding a fresh
  • (celestial) Egg; wherein as yet all is formless, powerless; yet by
  • degrees organic elements and fibres shoot through the watery albumen;
  • and out of vague Sensation grows Thought, grows Fantasy and Force, and
  • we have Philosophies, Dynasties, nay Poetries and Religions!
  • "Young Diogenes, or rather young Gneschen, for by such diminutive
  • had they in their fondness named him, travelled forward to those high
  • consummations, by quick yet easy stages. The Futterals, to avoid vain
  • talk, and moreover keep the roll of gold Friedrichs safe, gave out that
  • he was a grandnephew; the orphan of some sister's daughter, suddenly
  • deceased, in Andreas's distant Prussian birthland; of whom, as of
  • her indigent sorrowing widower, little enough was known at Entepfuhl.
  • Heedless of all which, the Nursling took to his spoon-meat, and throve.
  • I have heard him noted as a still infant, that kept his mind much to
  • himself; above all, that seldom or never cried. He already felt
  • that time was precious; that he had other work cut out for him than
  • whimpering."
  • Such, after utmost painful search and collation among these
  • miscellaneous Paper-masses, is all the notice we can gather of Herr
  • Teufelsdrockh's genealogy. More imperfect, more enigmatic it can seem
  • to few readers than to us. The Professor, in whom truly we more and more
  • discern a certain satirical turn, and deep under-currents of roguish
  • whim, for the present stands pledged in honor, so we will not doubt him:
  • but seems it not conceivable that, by the "good Gretchen Futteral,"
  • or some other perhaps interested party, he has himself been deceived?
  • Should these sheets, translated or not, ever reach the Entepfuhl
  • Circulating Library, some cultivated native of that district might feel
  • called to afford explanation. Nay, since Books, like invisible scouts,
  • permeate the whole habitable globe, and Timbuctoo itself is not safe
  • from British Literature, may not some Copy find out even the mysterious
  • basket-bearing Stranger, who in a state of extreme senility perhaps
  • still exists; and gently force even him to disclose himself; to claim
  • openly a son, in whom any father may feel pride?
  • CHAPTER II. IDYLLIC.
  • "HAPPY season of Childhood!" exclaims Teufelsdrockh: "Kind Nature, that
  • art to all a bountiful mother; that visitest the poor man's hut with
  • auroral radiance; and for thy Nursling hast provided a soft swathing
  • of Love and infinite Hope, wherein he waxes and slumbers, danced round
  • (_umgaukelt_) by sweetest Dreams! If the paternal Cottage still shuts us
  • in, its roof still screens us; with a Father we have as yet a prophet,
  • priest and king, and an Obedience that makes us free. The young spirit
  • has awakened out of Eternity, and knows not what we mean by Time; as yet
  • Time is no fast-hurrying stream, but a sportful sunlit ocean; years to
  • the child are as ages: ah! the secret of Vicissitude, of that slower or
  • quicker decay and ceaseless down-rushing of the universal World-fabric,
  • from the granite mountain to the man or day-moth, is yet unknown; and in
  • a motionless Universe, we taste, what afterwards in this quick-whirling
  • Universe is forever denied us, the balm of Rest. Sleep on, thou fair
  • Child, for thy long rough journey is at hand! A little while, and thou
  • too shalt sleep no more, but thy very dreams shall be mimic battles;
  • thou too, with old Arnauld, wilt have to say in stern patience: 'Rest?
  • Rest? Shall I not have all Eternity to rest in?' Celestial Nepenthe!
  • though a Pyrrhus conquer empires, and an Alexander sack the world, he
  • finds thee not; and thou hast once fallen gently, of thy own accord, on
  • the eyelids, on the heart of every mother's child. For as yet, sleep
  • and waking are one: the fair Life-garden rustles infinite around, and
  • everywhere is dewy fragrance, and the budding of Hope; which budding, if
  • in youth, too frost-nipt, it grow to flowers, will in manhood yield no
  • fruit, but a prickly, bitter-rinded stone-fruit, of which the fewest can
  • find the kernel."
  • In such rose-colored light does our Professor, as Poets are wont, look
  • back on his childhood; the historical details of which (to say nothing
  • of much other vague oratorical matter) he accordingly dwells on with an
  • almost wearisome minuteness. We hear of Entepfuhl standing "in trustful
  • derangement" among the woody slopes; the paternal Orchard flanking it as
  • extreme outpost from below; the little Kuhbach gushing kindly by, among
  • beech-rows, through river after river, into the Donau, into the Black
  • Sea, into the Atmosphere and Universe; and how "the brave old Linden,"
  • stretching like a parasol of twenty ells in radius, overtopping all
  • other rows and clumps, towered up from the central _Agora_ and _Campus
  • Martius_ of the Village, like its Sacred Tree; and how the old men sat
  • talking under its shadow (Gneschen often greedily listening), and the
  • wearied laborers reclined, and the unwearied children sported, and the
  • young men and maidens often danced to flute-music. "Glorious summer
  • twilights," cries Teufelsdrockh, "when the Sun, like a proud Conqueror
  • and Imperial Taskmaster, turned his back, with his gold-purple
  • emblazonry, and all his fireclad bodyguard (of Prismatic Colors); and
  • the tired brickmakers of this clay Earth might steal a little frolic,
  • and those few meek Stars would not tell of them!"
  • Then we have long details of the _Weinlesen_ (Vintage), the
  • Harvest-Home, Christmas, and so forth; with a whole cycle of the
  • Entepfuhl Children's-games, differing apparently by mere superficial
  • shades from those of other countries. Concerning all which, we shall
  • here, for obvious reasons, say nothing. What cares the world for our as
  • yet miniature Philosopher's achievements under that "brave old Linden "?
  • Or even where is the use of such practical reflections as the following?
  • "In all the sports of Children, were it only in their wanton breakages
  • and defacements, you shall discern a creative instinct (_schaffenden
  • Trieb_): the Mankin feels that he is a born Man, that his vocation is
  • to work. The choicest present you can make him is a Tool; be it knife or
  • pen-gun, for construction or for destruction; either way it is for Work,
  • for Change. In gregarious sports of skill or strength, the Boy trains
  • himself to Co-operation, for war or peace, as governor or governed:
  • the little Maid again, provident of her domestic destiny, takes with
  • preference to Dolls."
  • Perhaps, however, we may give this anecdote, considering who it is that
  • relates it: "My first short-clothes were of yellow serge; or rather,
  • I should say, my first short-cloth, for the vesture was one and
  • indivisible, reaching from neck to ankle, a mere body with four limbs:
  • of which fashion how little could I then divine the architectural, how
  • much less the moral significance!"
  • More graceful is the following little picture: "On fine evenings I was
  • wont to carry forth my supper (bread-crumb boiled in milk), and eat it
  • out-of-doors. On the coping of the Orchard-wall, which I could reach
  • by climbing, or still more easily if Father Andreas would set up the
  • pruning-ladder, my porringer was placed: there, many a sunset, have I,
  • looking at the distant western Mountains, consumed, not without relish,
  • my evening meal. Those hues of gold and azure, that hush of World's
  • expectation as Day died, were still a Hebrew Speech for me; nevertheless
  • I was looking at the fair illuminated Letters, and had an eye for their
  • gilding."
  • With "the little one's friendship for cattle and poultry" we shall not
  • much intermeddle. It may be that hereby he acquired a "certain deeper
  • sympathy with animated Nature:" but when, we would ask, saw any man,
  • in a collection of Biographical Documents, such a piece as this:
  • "Impressive enough (_bedeutungsvoll_) was it to hear, in early morning,
  • the Swineherd's horn; and know that so many hungry happy quadrupeds
  • were, on all sides, starting in hot haste to join him, for breakfast on
  • the Heath. Or to see them at eventide, all marching in again, with short
  • squeak, almost in military order; and each, topographically correct,
  • trotting off in succession to the right or left, through its own lane,
  • to its own dwelling; till old Kunz, at the Village-head, now left alone,
  • blew his last blast, and retired for the night. We are wont to love the
  • Hog chiefly in the form of Ham; yet did not these bristly thick-skinned
  • beings here manifest intelligence, perhaps humor of character; at any
  • rate, a touching, trustful submissiveness to Man,--who, were he but a
  • Swineherd, in darned gabardine, and leather breeches more resembling
  • slate or discolored-tin breeches, is still the Hierarch of this lower
  • world?"
  • It is maintained, by Helvetius and his set, that an infant of genius
  • is quite the same as any other infant, only that certain surprisingly
  • favorable influences accompany him through life, especially through
  • childhood, and expand him, while others lie close-folded and continue
  • dunces. Herein, say they, consists the whole difference between an
  • inspired Prophet and a double-barrelled Game-preserver: the inner man of
  • the one has been fostered into generous development; that of the other,
  • crushed down perhaps by vigor of animal digestion, and the like, has
  • exuded and evaporated, or at best sleeps now irresuscitably stagnant at
  • the bottom of his stomach. "With which opinion," cries Teufelsdrockh,
  • "I should as soon agree as with this other, that an acorn might, by
  • favorable or unfavorable influences of soil and climate, be nursed into
  • a cabbage, or the cabbage-seed into an oak.
  • "Nevertheless," continues he, "I too acknowledge the all-but omnipotence
  • of early culture and nurture: hereby we have either a doddered dwarf
  • bush, or a high-towering, wide-shadowing tree; either a sick yellow
  • cabbage, or an edible luxuriant green one. Of a truth, it is the duty of
  • all men, especially of all philosophers, to note down with accuracy the
  • characteristic circumstances of their Education, what furthered, what
  • hindered, what in any way modified it: to which duty, nowadays so
  • pressing for many a German Autobiographer, I also zealously address
  • myself."--Thou rogue! Is it by short clothes of yellow serge, and
  • swineherd horns, that an infant of genius is educated? And yet, as
  • usual, it ever remains doubtful whether he is laughing in his sleeve at
  • these Autobiographical times of ours, or writing from the abundance of
  • his own fond ineptitude. For he continues: "If among the ever-streaming
  • currents of Sights, Hearings, Feelings for Pain or Pleasure, whereby, as
  • in a Magic Hall, young Gneschen went about environed, I might venture to
  • select and specify, perhaps these following were also of the number:
  • "Doubtless, as childish sports call forth Intellect, Activity, so the
  • young creature's Imagination was stirred up, and a Historical tendency
  • given him by the narrative habits of Father Andreas; who, with his
  • battle-reminiscences, and gray austere yet hearty patriarchal aspect,
  • could not but appear another Ulysses and 'much-enduring Man.' Eagerly I
  • hung upon his tales, when listening neighbors enlivened the hearth; from
  • these perils and these travels, wild and far almost as Hades itself, a
  • dim world of Adventure expanded itself within me. Incalculable also
  • was the knowledge I acquired in standing by the Old Men under the
  • Linden-tree: the whole of Immensity was yet new to me; and had not these
  • reverend seniors, talkative enough, been employed in partial surveys
  • thereof for nigh fourscore years? With amazement I began to discover
  • that Entepfuhl stood in the middle of a Country, of a World; that there
  • was such a thing as History, as Biography to which I also, one day, by
  • hand and tongue, might contribute.
  • "In a like sense worked the _Postwagen_ (Stage-coach), which,
  • slow-rolling under its mountains of men and luggage, wended through our
  • Village: northwards, truly, in the dead of night; yet southwards visibly
  • at eventide. Not till my eighth year did I reflect that this Postwagen
  • could be other than some terrestrial Moon, rising and setting by mere
  • Law of Nature, like the heavenly one; that it came on made highways,
  • from far cities towards far cities; weaving them like a monstrous
  • shuttle into closer and closer union. It was then that, independently
  • of Schiller's _Wilhelm Tell_, I made this not quite insignificant
  • reflection (so true also in spiritual things): _Any road, this simple
  • Entepfuhl road, will lead you to the end of the World_!
  • "Why mention our Swallows, which, out of far Africa, as I learned,
  • threading their way over seas and mountains, corporate cities and
  • belligerent nations, yearly found themselves with the month of
  • May, snug-lodged in our Cottage Lobby? The hospitable Father (for
  • cleanliness' sake) had fixed a little bracket plumb under their nest:
  • there they built, and caught flies, and twittered, and bred; and all, I
  • chiefly, from the heart loved them. Bright, nimble creatures, who
  • taught you the mason-craft; nay, stranger still, gave you a masonic
  • incorporation, almost social police? For if, by ill chance, and when
  • time pressed, your House fell, have I not seen five neighborly
  • Helpers appear next day; and swashing to and fro, with animated, loud,
  • long-drawn chirpings, and activity almost super-hirundine, complete it
  • again before nightfall?
  • "But undoubtedly the grand summary of Entepfuhl child's culture,
  • where as in a funnel its manifold influences were concentrated and
  • simultaneously poured down on us, was the annual Cattle-fair. Here,
  • assembling from all the four winds, came the elements of an unspeakable
  • hurry-burly. Nut-brown maids and nut-brown men, all clear-washed,
  • loud-laughing, bedizened and beribanded; who came for dancing, for
  • treating, and if possible, for happiness. Topbooted Graziers from the
  • North; Swiss Brokers, Italian Drovers, also topbooted, from the South;
  • these with their subalterns in leather jerkins, leather skull-caps, and
  • long ox-goads; shouting in half-articulate speech, amid the inarticulate
  • barking and bellowing. Apart stood Potters from far Saxony, with their
  • crockery in fair rows; Nurnberg Pedlers, in booths that to me seemed
  • richer than Ormuz bazaars; Showmen from the Lago Maggiore; detachments
  • of the _Wiener Schub_ (Offscourings of Vienna) vociferously
  • superintending games of chance. Ballad-singers brayed, Auctioneers
  • grew hoarse; cheap New Wine (_heuriger_) flowed like water, still
  • worse confounding the confusion; and high over all, vaulted, in
  • ground-and-lofty tumbling, a particolored Merry-Andrew, like the genius
  • of the place and of Life itself.
  • "Thus encircled by the mystery of Existence; under the deep heavenly
  • Firmament; waited on by the four golden Seasons, with their vicissitudes
  • of contribution, for even grim Winter brought its skating-matches and
  • shooting-matches, its snow-storms and Christmas-carols,--did the Child
  • sit and learn. These things were the Alphabet, whereby in aftertime
  • he was to syllable and partly read the grand Volume of the World: what
  • matters it whether such Alphabet be in large gilt letters or in small
  • ungilt ones, so you have an eye to read it? For Gneschen, eager to
  • learn, the very act of looking thereon was a blessedness that gilded
  • all: his existence was a bright, soft element of Joy; out of which, as
  • in Prospero's Island, wonder after wonder bodied itself forth, to teach
  • by charming.
  • "Nevertheless, I were but a vain dreamer to say, that even then my
  • felicity was perfect. I had, once for all, come down from Heaven into
  • the Earth. Among the rainbow colors that glowed on my horizon, lay even
  • in childhood a dark ring of Care, as yet no thicker than a thread, and
  • often quite overshone; yet always it reappeared, nay ever waxing broader
  • and broader; till in after-years it almost overshadowed my whole canopy,
  • and threatened to engulf me in final night. It was the ring of Necessity
  • whereby we are all begirt; happy he for whom a kind heavenly Sun
  • brightens it into a ring of Duty, and plays round it with beautiful
  • prismatic diffractions; yet ever, as basis and as bourn for our whole
  • being, it is there.
  • "For the first few years of our terrestrial Apprenticeship, we have not
  • much work to do; but, boarded and lodged gratis, are set down mostly
  • to look about us over the workshop, and see others work, till we have
  • understood the tools a little, and can handle this and that. If good
  • Passivity alone, and not good Passivity and good Activity together, were
  • the thing wanted, then was my early position favorable beyond the most.
  • In all that respects openness of Sense, affectionate Temper, ingenuous
  • Curiosity, and the fostering of these, what more could I have wished?
  • On the other side, however, things went not so well. My Active Power
  • (_Thatkraft_) was unfavorably hemmed in; of which misfortune how many
  • traces yet abide with me! In an orderly house, where the litter of
  • children's sports is hateful enough, your training is too stoical;
  • rather to bear and forbear than to make and do. I was forbid much:
  • wishes in any measure bold I had to renounce; everywhere a strait bond
  • of Obedience inflexibly held me down. Thus already Freewill often came
  • in painful collision with Necessity; so that my tears flowed, and at
  • seasons the Child itself might taste that root of bitterness, wherewith
  • the whole fruitage of our life is mingled and tempered.
  • "In which habituation to Obedience, truly, it was beyond measure safer
  • to err by excess than by defect. Obedience is our universal duty and
  • destiny; wherein whoso will not bend must break: too early and too
  • thoroughly we cannot be trained to know that Would, in this world of
  • ours, is as mere zero to Should, and for most part as the smallest of
  • fractions even to Shall. Hereby was laid for me the basis of worldly
  • Discretion, nay of Morality itself. Let me not quarrel with my
  • upbringing. It was rigorous, too frugal, compressively secluded, every
  • way unscientific: yet in that very strictness and domestic solitude
  • might there not lie the root of deeper earnestness, of the stem from
  • which all noble fruit must grow? Above all, how unskilful soever, it was
  • loving, it was well-meant, honest; whereby every deficiency was helped.
  • My kind Mother, for as such I must ever love the good Gretchen, did me
  • one altogether invaluable service: she taught me, less indeed by word
  • than by act and daily reverent look and habitude, her own simple version
  • of the Christian Faith. Andreas too attended Church; yet more like
  • a parade-duty, for which he in the other world expected pay with
  • arrears,--as, I trust, he has received; but my Mother, with a true
  • woman's heart, and fine though uncultivated sense, was in the strictest
  • acceptation Religious. How indestructibly the Good grows, and propagates
  • itself, even among the weedy entanglements of Evil! The highest whom
  • I knew on Earth I here saw bowed down, with awe unspeakable, before a
  • Higher in Heaven: such things, especially in infancy, reach inwards to
  • the very core of your being; mysteriously does a Holy of Holies build
  • itself into visibility in the mysterious deeps; and Reverence, the
  • divinest in man, springs forth undying from its mean envelopment of
  • Fear. Wouldst thou rather be a peasant's son that knew, were it never so
  • rudely, there was a God in Heaven and in Man; or a duke's son that only
  • knew there were two-and-thirty quarters on the family-coach?"
  • To which last question we must answer: Beware, O Teufelsdrockh, of
  • spiritual pride!
  • CHAPTER III. PEDAGOGY.
  • Hitherto we see young Gneschen, in his indivisible case of yellow serge,
  • borne forward mostly on the arms of kind Nature alone; seated, indeed,
  • and much to his mind, in the terrestrial workshop, but (except his
  • soft hazel eyes, which we doubt not already gleamed with a still
  • intelligence) called upon for little voluntary movement there. Hitherto,
  • accordingly, his aspect is rather generic, that of an incipient
  • Philosopher and Poet in the abstract; perhaps it would puzzle Herr
  • Heuschrecke himself to say wherein the special Doctrine of Clothes is
  • as yet foreshadowed or betokened. For with Gneschen, as with others, the
  • Man may indeed stand pictured in the Boy (at least all the pigments are
  • there); yet only some half of the Man stands in the Child, or young Boy,
  • namely, his Passive endowment, not his Active. The more impatient are we
  • to discover what figure he cuts in this latter capacity; how, when, to
  • use his own words, "he understands the tools a little, and can handle
  • this or that," he will proceed to handle it.
  • Here, however, may be the place to state that, in much of our
  • Philosopher's history, there is something of an almost Hindoo character:
  • nay perhaps in that so well-fostered and every way excellent "Passivity"
  • of his, which, with no free development of the antagonist Activity,
  • distinguished his childhood, we may detect the rudiments of much that,
  • in after days, and still in these present days, astonishes the world.
  • For the shallow-sighted, Teufelsdrockh is oftenest a man without
  • Activity of any kind, a No-man; for the deep-sighted, again, a man
  • with Activity almost superabundant, yet so spiritual, close-hidden,
  • enigmatic, that no mortal can foresee its explosions, or even when
  • it has exploded, so much as ascertain its significance. A dangerous,
  • difficult temper for the modern European; above all, disadvantageous in
  • the hero of a Biography! Now as heretofore it will behoove the Editor of
  • these pages, were it never so unsuccessfully, to do his endeavor.
  • Among the earliest tools of any complicacy which a man, especially a man
  • of letters, gets to handle, are his Class-books. On this portion of his
  • History, Teufelsdrockh looks down professedly as indifferent. Reading he
  • "cannot remember ever to have learned;" so perhaps had it by nature.
  • He says generally: "Of the insignificant portion of my Education, which
  • depended on Schools, there need almost no notice be taken. I learned
  • what others learn; and kept it stored by in a corner of my head,
  • seeing as yet no manner of use in it. My Schoolmaster, a down-bent,
  • broken-hearted, underfoot martyr, as others of that guild are, did
  • little for me, except discover that he could do little: he, good soul,
  • pronounced me a genius, fit for the learned professions; and that I must
  • be sent to the Gymnasium, and one day to the University. Meanwhile,
  • what printed thing soever I could meet with I read. My very copper
  • pocket-money I laid out on stall-literature; which, as it accumulated,
  • I with my own hands sewed into volumes. By this means was the young
  • head furnished with a considerable miscellany of things and shadows
  • of things: History in authentic fragments lay mingled with Fabulous
  • chimeras, wherein also was reality; and the whole not as dead stuff, but
  • as living pabulum, tolerably nutritive for a mind as yet so peptic."
  • That the Entepfuhl Schoolmaster judged well, we now know. Indeed,
  • already in the youthful Gneschen, with all his outward stillness, there
  • may have been manifest an inward vivacity that promised much; symptoms
  • of a spirit singularly open, thoughtful, almost poetical. Thus, to say
  • nothing of his Suppers on the Orchard-wall, and other phenomena of that
  • earlier period, have many readers of these pages stumbled, in their
  • twelfth year, on such reflections as the following? "It struck me much,
  • as I sat by the Kuhbach, one silent noontide, and watched it flowing,
  • gurgling, to think how this same streamlet had flowed and gurgled,
  • through all changes of weather and of fortune, from beyond the earliest
  • date of History. Yes, probably on the morning when Joshua forded Jordan;
  • even as at the mid-day when Caesar, doubtless with difficulty, swam the
  • Nile, yet kept his _Commentaries_ dry,--this little Kuhbach, assiduous
  • as Tiber, Eurotas or Siloa, was murmuring on across the wilderness, as
  • yet unnamed, unseen: here, too, as in the Euphrates and the Ganges, is
  • a vein or veinlet of the grand World-circulation of Waters, which, with
  • its atmospheric arteries, has lasted and lasts simply with the World.
  • Thou fool! Nature alone is antique, and the oldest art a mushroom; that
  • idle crag thou sittest on is six thousand years of age." In which little
  • thought, as in a little fountain, may there not lie the beginning of
  • those well-nigh unutterable meditations on the grandeur and mystery
  • of TIME, and its relation to ETERNITY, which play such a part in this
  • Philosophy of Clothes?
  • Over his Gymnasic and Academic years the Professor by no means lingers
  • so lyrical and joyful as over his childhood. Green sunny tracts there
  • are still; but intersected by bitter rivulets of tears, here and there
  • stagnating into sour marshes of discontent. "With my first view of the
  • Hinterschlag Gymnasium," writes he, "my evil days began. Well do I still
  • remember the red sunny Whitsuntide morning, when, trotting full of hope
  • by the side of Father Andreas, I entered the main street of the place,
  • and saw its steeple-clock (then striking Eight) and _Schuldthurm_
  • (Jail), and the aproned or disaproned Burghers moving in to breakfast:
  • a little dog, in mad terror, was rushing past; for some human imps
  • had tied a tin kettle to its tail; thus did the agonized creature,
  • loud-jingling, career through the whole length of the Borough, and
  • become notable enough. Fit emblem of many a Conquering Hero, to
  • whom Fate (wedding Fantasy to Sense, as it often elsewhere does) has
  • malignantly appended a tin kettle of Ambition, to chase him on; which
  • the faster he runs, urges him the faster, the more loudly and more
  • foolishly! Fit emblem also of much that awaited myself, in that
  • mischievous Den; as in the World, whereof it was a portion and epitome!
  • "Alas, the kind beech-rows of Entepfuhl were hidden in the distance: I
  • was among strangers, harshly, at best indifferently, disposed towards
  • me; the young heart felt, for the first time, quite orphaned and alone."
  • His school-fellows, as is usual, persecuted him: "They were Boys," he
  • says, "mostly rude Boys, and obeyed the impulse of rude Nature, which
  • bids the deer-herd fall upon any stricken hart, the duck-flock put to
  • death any broken-winged brother or sister, and on all hands the strong
  • tyrannize over the weak." He admits that though "perhaps in an unusual
  • degree morally courageous," he succeeded ill in battle, and would fain
  • have avoided it; a result, as would appear, owing less to his small
  • personal stature (for in passionate seasons he was "incredibly nimble"),
  • than to his "virtuous principles:" "if it was disgraceful to be beaten,"
  • says he, "it was only a shade less disgraceful to have so much as
  • fought; thus was I drawn two ways at once, and in this important element
  • of school-history, the war-element, had little but sorrow." On the
  • whole, that same excellent "Passivity," so notable in Teufelsdrockh's
  • childhood, is here visibly enough again getting nourishment. "He wept
  • often; indeed to such a degree that he was nicknamed _Der Weinende_ (the
  • Tearful), which epithet, till towards his thirteenth year, was indeed
  • not quite unmerited. Only at rare intervals did the young soul burst
  • forth into fire-eyed rage, and, with a stormfulness (_Ungestum_) under
  • which the boldest quailed, assert that he too had Rights of Man, or at
  • least of Mankin." In all which, who does not discern a fine flower-tree
  • and cinnamon-tree (of genius) nigh choked among pumpkins, reed-grass and
  • ignoble shrubs; and forced if it would live, to struggle upwards only,
  • and not outwards; into a _height_ quite sickly, and disproportioned to
  • its _breadth_?
  • We find, moreover, that his Greek and Latin were "mechanically" taught;
  • Hebrew scarce even mechanically; much else which they called History,
  • Cosmography, Philosophy, and so forth, no better than not at all. So
  • that, except inasmuch as Nature was still busy; and he himself "went
  • about, as was of old his wont, among the Craftsmen's workshops, there
  • learning many things;" and farther lighted on some small store
  • of curious reading, in Hans Wachtel the Cooper's house, where he
  • lodged,--his time, it would appear, was utterly wasted. Which facts the
  • Professor has not yet learned to look upon with any contentment. Indeed,
  • throughout the whole of this Bag _Scorpio_, where we now are, and often
  • in the following Bag, he shows himself unusually animated on the matter
  • of Education, and not without some touch of what we might presume to be
  • anger.
  • "My Teachers," says he, "were hide-bound Pedants, without knowledge of
  • man's nature, or of boy's; or of aught save their lexicons and quarterly
  • account-books. Innumerable dead Vocables (no dead Language, for they
  • themselves knew no Language) they crammed into us, and called it
  • fostering the growth of mind. How can an inanimate, mechanical
  • Gerund-grinder, the like of whom will, in a subsequent century, be
  • manufactured at Nurnberg out of wood and leather, foster the growth
  • of anything; much more of Mind, which grows, not like a vegetable (by
  • having its roots littered with etymological compost), but like a spirit,
  • by mysterious contact of Spirit; Thought kindling itself at the fire of
  • living Thought? How shall _he_ give kindling, in whose own inward
  • man there is no live coal, but all is burnt out to a dead grammatical
  • cinder? The Hinterschlag Professors knew syntax enough; and of the human
  • soul thus much: that it had a faculty called Memory, and could be acted
  • on through the muscular integument by appliance of birch-rods.
  • "Alas, so is it everywhere, so will it ever be; till the Hod-man is
  • discharged, or reduced to hod-bearing; and an Architect is hired, and on
  • all hands fitly encouraged: till communities and individuals discover,
  • not without surprise, that fashioning the souls of a generation by
  • Knowledge can rank on a level with blowing their bodies to pieces by
  • Gunpowder; that with Generals and Field-marshals for killing, there
  • should be world-honored Dignitaries, and were it possible, true
  • God-ordained Priests, for teaching. But as yet, though the Soldier wears
  • openly, and even parades, his butchering-tool, nowhere, far as I have
  • travelled, did the Schoolmaster make show of his instructing-tool: nay,
  • were he to walk abroad with birch girt on thigh, as if he therefrom
  • expected honor, would there not, among the idler class, perhaps a
  • certain levity be excited?"
  • In the third year of this Gymnasic period, Father Andreas seems to have
  • died: the young Scholar, otherwise so maltreated, saw himself for the
  • first time clad outwardly in sables, and inwardly in quite inexpressible
  • melancholy. "The dark bottomless Abyss, that lies under our feet, had
  • yawned open; the pale kingdoms of Death, with all their innumerable
  • silent nations and generations, stood before him; the inexorable word,
  • NEVER! now first showed its meaning. My Mother wept, and her sorrow got
  • vent; but in my heart there lay a whole lake of tears, pent up in
  • silent desolation. Nevertheless the unworn Spirit is strong; Life is
  • so healthful that it even finds nourishment in Death: these stern
  • experiences, planted down by Memory in my Imagination, rose there to a
  • whole cypress-forest, sad but beautiful; waving, with not unmelodious
  • sighs, in dark luxuriance, in the hottest sunshine, through long years
  • of youth:--as in manhood also it does, and will do; for I have now
  • pitched my tent under a Cypress-tree; the Tomb is now my inexpugnable
  • Fortress, ever close by the gate of which I look upon the hostile
  • armaments, and pains and penalties of tyrannous Life placidly enough,
  • and listen to its loudest threatenings with a still smile. O ye loved
  • ones, that already sleep in the noiseless Bed of Rest, whom in life I
  • could only weep for and never help; and ye, who wide-scattered still
  • toil lonely in the monster-bearing Desert, dyeing the flinty ground with
  • your blood,--yet a little while, and we shall all meet THERE, and
  • our Mother's bosom will screen us all; and Oppression's harness, and
  • Sorrow's fire-whip, and all the Gehenna Bailiffs that patrol and inhabit
  • ever-vexed Time, cannot thenceforth harm us any more!"
  • Close by which rather beautiful apostrophe, lies a labored Character of
  • the deceased Andreas Futteral; of his natural ability, his deserts in
  • life (as Prussian Sergeant); with long historical inquiries into the
  • genealogy of the Futteral Family, here traced back as far as Henry the
  • Fowler: the whole of which we pass over, not without astonishment. It
  • only concerns us to add, that now was the time when Mother Gretchen
  • revealed to her foster-son that he was not at all of this kindred; or
  • indeed of any kindred, having come into historical existence in the way
  • already known to us. "Thus was I doubly orphaned," says he; "bereft not
  • only of Possession, but even of Remembrance. Sorrow and Wonder,
  • here suddenly united, could not but produce abundant fruit. Such a
  • disclosure, in such a season, struck its roots through my whole
  • nature: ever till the years of mature manhood, it mingled with my whole
  • thoughts, was as the stem whereon all my day-dreams and night-dreams
  • grew. A certain poetic elevation, yet also a corresponding civic
  • depression, it naturally imparted: _I was like no other_; in which
  • fixed idea, leading sometimes to highest, and oftener to frightfullest
  • results, may there not lie the first spring of tendencies, which in
  • my Life have become remarkable enough? As in birth, so in action,
  • speculation, and social position, my fellows are perhaps not numerous."
  • In the Bag _Sagittarius_, as we at length discover, Teufelsdrockh has
  • become a University man; though how, when, or of what quality, will
  • nowhere disclose itself with the smallest certainty. Few things, in the
  • way of confusion and capricious indistinctness, can now surprise our
  • readers; not even the total want of dates, almost without parallel in
  • a Biographical work. So enigmatic, so chaotic we have always found,
  • and must always look to find, these scattered Leaves. In _Sagittarius_,
  • however, Teufelsdrockh begins to show himself even more than
  • usually Sibylline: fragments of all sorts: scraps of regular Memoir,
  • College-Exercises, Programs, Professional Testimoniums, Milkscores, torn
  • Billets, sometimes to appearance of an amatory cast; all blown together
  • as if by merest chance, henceforth bewilder the sane Historian. To
  • combine any picture of these University, and the subsequent, years; much
  • more, to decipher therein any illustrative primordial elements of the
  • Clothes-Philosophy, becomes such a problem as the reader may imagine.
  • So much we can see; darkly, as through the foliage of some wavering
  • thicket: a youth of no common endowment, who has passed happily through
  • Childhood, less happily yet still vigorously through Boyhood, now at
  • length perfect in "dead vocables," and set down, as he hopes, by the
  • living Fountain, there to superadd Ideas and Capabilities. From such
  • Fountain he draws, diligently, thirstily, yet never or seldom with his
  • whole heart, for the water nowise suits his palate; discouragements,
  • entanglements, aberrations are discoverable or supposable. Nor perhaps
  • are even pecuniary distresses wanting; for "the good Gretchen, who in
  • spite of advices from not disinterested relatives has sent him
  • hither, must after a time withdraw her willing but too feeble hand."
  • Nevertheless in an atmosphere of Poverty and manifold Chagrin, the Humor
  • of that young Soul, what character is in him, first decisively reveals
  • itself; and, like strong sunshine in weeping skies, gives out variety of
  • colors, some of which are prismatic. Thus, with the aid of Time and of
  • what Time brings, has the stripling Diogenes Teufelsdrockh waxed into
  • manly stature; and into so questionable an aspect, that we ask with new
  • eagerness, How he specially came by it, and regret anew that there is
  • no more explicit answer. Certain of the intelligible and partially
  • significant fragments, which are few in number, shall be extracted from
  • that Limbo of a Paper-bag, and presented with the usual preparation.
  • As if, in the Bag _Scorpio_, Teufelsdrockh had not already expectorated
  • his antipedagogic spleen; as if, from the name _Sagittarius_, he had
  • thought himself called upon to shoot arrows, we here again fall in with
  • such matter as this: "The University where I was educated still stands
  • vivid enough in my remembrance, and I know its name well; which name,
  • however, I, from tenderness to existing interests and persons, shall in
  • nowise divulge. It is my painful duty to say that, out of England and
  • Spain, ours was the worst of all hitherto discovered Universities.
  • This is indeed a time when right Education is, as nearly as may be,
  • impossible: however, in degrees of wrongness there is no limit: nay,
  • I can conceive a worse system than that of the Nameless itself; as
  • poisoned victual may be worse than absolute hunger.
  • "It is written, When the blind lead the blind, both shall fall into the
  • ditch: wherefore, in such circumstances, may it not sometimes be safer,
  • if both leader and led simply--sit still? Had you, anywhere in Crim
  • Tartary, walled in a square enclosure; furnished it with a small,
  • ill-chosen Library; and then turned loose into it eleven hundred
  • Christian striplings, to tumble about as they listed, from three to
  • seven years: certain persons, under the title of Professors, being
  • stationed at the gates, to declare aloud that it was a University, and
  • exact considerable admission-fees,--you had, not indeed in mechanical
  • structure, yet in spirit and result, some imperfect resemblance of our
  • High Seminary. I say, imperfect; for if our mechanical structure was
  • quite other, so neither was our result altogether the same: unhappily,
  • we were not in Crim Tartary, but in a corrupt European city, full of
  • smoke and sin; moreover, in the middle of a Public, which, without far
  • costlier apparatus than that of the Square Enclosure, and Declaration
  • aloud, you could not be sure of gulling.
  • "Gullible, however, by fit apparatus, all Publics are; and gulled,
  • with the most surprising profit. Towards anything like a _Statistics
  • of Imposture_, indeed, little as yet has been done: with a strange
  • indifference, our Economists, nigh buried under Tables for
  • minor Branches of Industry, have altogether overlooked the grand
  • all-overtopping Hypocrisy Branch; as if our whole arts of Puffery, of
  • Quackery, Priestcraft, Kingcraft, and the innumerable other crafts and
  • mysteries of that genus, had not ranked in Productive Industry at all!
  • Can any one, for example, so much as say, What moneys, in Literature and
  • Shoeblacking, are realized by actual Instruction and actual jet Polish;
  • what by fictitious-persuasive Proclamation of such; specifying,
  • in distinct items, the distributions, circulations, disbursements,
  • incomings of said moneys, with the smallest approach to accuracy? But
  • to ask, How far, in all the several infinitely complected departments
  • of social business, in government, education, in manual, commercial,
  • intellectual fabrication of every sort, man's Want is supplied by true
  • Ware; how far by the mere Appearance of true Ware:--in other words, To
  • what extent, by what methods, with what effects, in various times and
  • countries, Deception takes the place of wages of Performance: here
  • truly is an Inquiry big with results for the future time, but to which
  • hitherto only the vaguest answer can be given. If for the present, in
  • our Europe, we estimate the ratio of Ware to Appearance of Ware so high
  • even as at One to a Hundred (which, considering the Wages of a Pope,
  • Russian Autocrat, or English Game-Preserver, is probably not far from
  • the mark),--what almost prodigious saving may there not be anticipated,
  • as the _Statistics of Imposture_ advances, and so the manufacturing of
  • Shams (that of Realities rising into clearer and clearer distinction
  • therefrom) gradually declines, and at length becomes all but wholly
  • unnecessary!
  • "This for the coming golden ages. What I had to remark, for the present
  • brazen one, is, that in several provinces, as in Education, Polity,
  • Religion, where so much is wanted and indispensable, and so little can
  • as yet be furnished, probably Imposture is of sanative, anodyne nature,
  • and man's Gullibility not his worst blessing. Suppose your sinews of
  • war quite broken; I mean your military chest insolvent, forage all but
  • exhausted; and that the whole army is about to mutiny, disband, and cut
  • your and each other's throat,--then were it not well could you, as if
  • by miracle, pay them in any sort of fairy-money, feed them on coagulated
  • water, or mere imagination of meat; whereby, till the real supply came
  • up, they might be kept together and quiet? Such perhaps was the aim of
  • Nature, who does nothing without aim, in furnishing her favorite,
  • Man, with this his so omnipotent or rather omnipatient Talent of being
  • Gulled.
  • "How beautifully it works, with a little mechanism; nay, almost makes
  • mechanism for itself! These Professors in the Nameless lived with ease,
  • with safety, by a mere Reputation, constructed in past times, and then
  • too with no great effort, by quite another class of persons. Which
  • Reputation, like a strong brisk-going undershot wheel, sunk into the
  • general current, bade fair, with only a little annual re-painting on
  • their part, to hold long together, and of its own accord assiduously
  • grind for them. Happy that it was so, for the Millers! They themselves
  • needed not to work; their attempts at working, at what they called
  • Educating, now when I look back on it, fill me with a certain mute
  • admiration.
  • "Besides all this, we boasted ourselves a Rational University; in the
  • highest degree hostile to Mysticism; thus was the young vacant mind
  • furnished with much talk about Progress of the Species, Dark Ages,
  • Prejudice, and the like; so that all were quickly enough blown out into
  • a state of windy argumentativeness; whereby the better sort had soon to
  • end in sick, impotent Scepticism; the worser sort explode (_crepiren_)
  • in finished Self-conceit, and to all spiritual intents become dead.--But
  • this too is portion of mankind's lot. If our era is the Era of Unbelief,
  • why murmur under it; is there not a better coming, nay come? As in
  • long-drawn systole and long-drawn diastole, must the period of Faith
  • alternate with the period of Denial; must the vernal growth, the summer
  • luxuriance of all Opinions, Spiritual Representations and Creations,
  • be followed by, and again follow, the autumnal decay, the winter
  • dissolution. For man lives in Time, has his whole earthly being,
  • endeavor and destiny shaped for him by Time: only in the transitory
  • Time-Symbol is the ever-motionless Eternity we stand on made manifest.
  • And yet, in such winter-seasons of Denial, it is for the nobler-minded
  • perhaps a comparative misery to have been born, and to be awake and
  • work; and for the duller a felicity, if, like hibernating animals,
  • safe-lodged in some Salamanca University or Sybaris City, or other
  • superstitious or voluptuous Castle of Indolence, they can slumber
  • through, in stupid dreams, and only awaken when the loud-roaring
  • hailstorms have all alone their work, and to our prayers and martyrdoms
  • the new Spring has been vouchsafed."
  • That in the environment, here mysteriously enough shadowed forth,
  • Teufelsdrockh must have felt ill at ease, cannot be doubtful. "The
  • hungry young," he says, "looked up to their spiritual Nurses; and, for
  • food, were bidden eat the east-wind. What vain jargon of controversial
  • Metaphysic, Etymology, and mechanical Manipulation falsely named
  • Science, was current there, I indeed learned, better perhaps than the
  • most. Among eleven hundred Christian youths, there will not be wanting
  • some eleven eager to learn. By collision with such, a certain warmth, a
  • certain polish was communicated; by instinct and happy accident, I took
  • less to rioting (_renommiren_), than to thinking and reading, which
  • latter also I was free to do. Nay from the chaos of that Library, I
  • succeeded in fishing up more books perhaps than had been known to the
  • very keepers thereof. The foundation of a Literary Life was hereby laid:
  • I learned, on my own strength, to read fluently in almost all cultivated
  • languages, on almost all subjects and sciences; farther, as man is ever
  • the prime object to man, already it was my favorite employment to read
  • character in speculation, and from the Writing to construe the Writer.
  • A certain groundplan of Human Nature and Life began to fashion itself in
  • me; wondrous enough, now when I look back on it; for my whole Universe,
  • physical and spiritual, was as yet a Machine! However, such a conscious,
  • recognized groundplan, the truest I had, _was_ beginning to be there,
  • and by additional experiments might be corrected and indefinitely
  • extended."
  • Thus from poverty does the strong educe nobler wealth; thus in the
  • destitution of the wild desert does our young Ishmael acquire for
  • himself the highest of all possessions, that of Self-help. Nevertheless
  • a desert this was, waste, and howling with savage monsters.
  • Teufelsdrockh gives us long details of his "fever-paroxysms of Doubt;"
  • his Inquiries concerning Miracles, and the Evidences of religious Faith;
  • and how "in the silent night-watches, still darker in his heart than
  • over sky and earth, he has cast himself before the All-seeing, and with
  • audible prayers cried vehemently for Light, for deliverance from Death
  • and the Grave. Not till after long years, and unspeakable agonies, did
  • the believing heart surrender; sink into spell-bound sleep, under the
  • nightmare, Unbelief; and, in this hag-ridden dream, mistake God's fair
  • living world for a pallid, vacant Hades and extinct Pandemonium. But
  • through such Purgatory pain," continues he, "it is appointed us to
  • pass; first must the dead Letter of Religion own itself dead, and drop
  • piecemeal into dust, if the living Spirit of Religion, freed from this
  • its charnel-house, is to arise on us, new-born of Heaven, and with new
  • healing under its wings."
  • To which Purgatory pains, seemingly severe enough, if we add a liberal
  • measure of Earthly distresses, want of practical guidance, want of
  • sympathy, want of money, want of hope; and all this in the fervid season
  • of youth, so exaggerated in imagining, so boundless in desires, yet here
  • so poor in means,--do we not see a strong incipient spirit oppressed and
  • overloaded from without and from within; the fire of genius struggling
  • up among fuel-wood of the greenest, and as yet with more of bitter vapor
  • than of clear flame?
  • From various fragments of Letters and other documentary scraps, it is to
  • be inferred that Teufelsdrockh, isolated, shy, retiring as he was, had
  • not altogether escaped notice: certain established men are aware of his
  • existence; and, if stretching out no helpful hand, have at least their
  • eyes on him. He appears, though in dreary enough humor, to be addressing
  • himself to the Profession of Law;--whereof, indeed, the world has since
  • seen him a public graduate. But omitting these broken, unsatisfactory
  • thrums of Economical relation, let us present rather the following small
  • thread of Moral relation; and therewith, the reader for himself weaving
  • it in at the right place, conclude our dim arras-picture of these
  • University years.
  • "Here also it was that I formed acquaintance with Herr Towgood, or, as
  • it is perhaps better written, Herr Toughgut; a young person of quality
  • (_von Adel_), from the interior parts of England. He stood connected, by
  • blood and hospitality, with the Counts von Zahdarm, in this quarter of
  • Germany; to which noble Family I likewise was, by his means, with all
  • friendliness, brought near. Towgood had a fair talent, unspeakably
  • ill-cultivated; with considerable humor of character: and, bating his
  • total ignorance, for he knew nothing except Boxing and a little Grammar,
  • showed less of that aristocratic impassivity, and silent fury, than for
  • most part belongs to Travellers of his nation. To him I owe my first
  • practical knowledge of the English and their ways; perhaps also
  • something of the partiality with which I have ever since regarded that
  • singular people. Towgood was not without an eye, could he have come at
  • any light. Invited doubtless by the presence of the Zahdarm Family,
  • he had travelled hither, in the almost frantic hope of perfecting his
  • studies; he, whose studies had as yet been those of infancy, hither to
  • a University where so much as the notion of perfection, not to say the
  • effort after it, no longer existed! Often we would condole over the hard
  • destiny of the Young in this era: how, after all our toil, we were to be
  • turned out into the world, with beards on our chins indeed, but with few
  • other attributes of manhood; no existing thing that we were trained to
  • Act on, nothing that we could so much as Believe. 'How has our head on
  • the outside a polished Hat,' would Towgood exclaim, 'and in the inside
  • Vacancy, or a froth of Vocables and Attorney-Logic! At a small cost men
  • are educated to make leather into shoes; but at a great cost, what am
  • I educated to make? By Heaven, Brother! what I have already eaten
  • and worn, as I came thus far, would endow a considerable Hospital of
  • Incurables.'--'Man, indeed,' I would answer, 'has a Digestive Faculty,
  • which must be kept working, were it even partly by stealth. But as for
  • our Miseducation, make not bad worse; waste not the time yet ours, in
  • trampling on thistles because they have yielded us no figs. _Frisch
  • zu, Bruder_! Here are Books, and we have brains to read them; here is
  • a whole Earth and a whole Heaven, and we have eyes to look on them:
  • _Frisch zu_!'
  • "Often also our talk was gay; not without brilliancy, and even fire.
  • We looked out on Life, with its strange scaffolding, where all at
  • once harlequins dance, and men are beheaded and quartered: motley, not
  • unterrific was the aspect; but we looked on it like brave youths. For
  • myself, these were perhaps my most genial hours. Towards this young
  • warm-hearted, strong-headed and wrong-headed Herr Towgood I was even
  • near experiencing the now obsolete sentiment of Friendship. Yes, foolish
  • Heathen that I was, I felt that, under certain conditions, I could have
  • loved this man, and taken him to my bosom, and been his brother once and
  • always. By degrees, however, I understood the new time, and its wants.
  • If man's _Soul_ is indeed, as in the Finnish Language, and Utilitarian
  • Philosophy, a kind of _Stomach_, what else is the true meaning of
  • Spiritual Union but an Eating together? Thus we, instead of Friends, are
  • Dinner-guests; and here as elsewhere have cast away chimeras."
  • So ends, abruptly as is usual, and enigmatically, this little incipient
  • romance. What henceforth becomes of the brave Herr Towgood, or Toughgut?
  • He has dived under, in the Autobiographical Chaos, and swims we see not
  • where. Does any reader "in the interior parts of England" know of such a
  • man?
  • CHAPTER IV. GETTING UNDER WAY.
  • "Thus nevertheless," writes our Autobiographer, apparently as
  • quitting College, "was there realized Somewhat; namely, I, Diogenes
  • Teufelsdrockh: a visible Temporary Figure (_Zeitbild_), occupying some
  • cubic feet of Space, and containing within it Forces both physical and
  • spiritual; hopes, passions, thoughts; the whole wondrous furniture, in
  • more or less perfection, belonging to that mystery, a Man. Capabilities
  • there were in me to give battle, in some small degree, against the
  • great Empire of Darkness: does not the very Ditcher and Delver, with
  • his spade, extinguish many a thistle and puddle; and so leave a
  • little Order, where he found the opposite? Nay your very Day-moth has
  • capabilities in this kind; and ever organizes something (into its own
  • Body, if no otherwise), which was before Inorganic; and of mute dead air
  • makes living music, though only of the faintest, by humming.
  • "How much more, one whose capabilities are spiritual; who has learned,
  • or begun learning, the grand thaumaturgic art of Thought! Thaumaturgic
  • I name it; for hitherto all Miracles have been wrought thereby, and
  • henceforth innumerable will be wrought; whereof we, even in these days,
  • witness some. Of the Poet's and Prophet's inspired Message, and how it
  • makes and unmakes whole worlds, I shall forbear mention: but cannot
  • the dullest hear Steam-engines clanking around him? Has he not seen the
  • Scottish Brass-smith's IDEA (and this but a mechanical one) travelling
  • on fire-wings round the Cape, and across two Oceans; and stronger than
  • any other Enchanter's Familiar, on all hands unweariedly fetching
  • and carrying: at home, not only weaving Cloth; but rapidly enough
  • overturning the whole old system of Society; and, for Feudalism and
  • Preservation of the Game, preparing us, by indirect but sure methods,
  • Industrialism and the Government of the Wisest? Truly a Thinking Man is
  • the worst enemy the Prince of Darkness can have; every time such a one
  • announces himself, I doubt not, there runs a shudder through the
  • Nether Empire; and new Emissaries are trained, with new tactics, to, if
  • possible, entrap him, and hoodwink and handcuff him.
  • "With such high vocation had I too, as denizen of the Universe,
  • been called. Unhappy it is, however, that though born to the amplest
  • Sovereignty, in this way, with no less than sovereign right of Peace
  • and War against the Time-Prince (_Zeitfurst_), or Devil, and all his
  • Dominions, your coronation-ceremony costs such trouble, your sceptre is
  • so difficult to get at, or even to get eye on!"
  • By which last wire-drawn similitude does Teufelsdrockh mean no more than
  • that young men find obstacles in what we call "getting under way"? "Not
  • what I Have," continues he, "but what I Do is my Kingdom. To each is
  • given a certain inward Talent, a certain outward Environment of Fortune;
  • to each, by wisest combination of these two, a certain maximum of
  • Capability. But the hardest problem were ever this first: To find by
  • study of yourself, and of the ground you stand on, what your combined
  • inward and outward Capability specially is. For, alas, our young soul is
  • all budding with Capabilities, and we see not yet which is the main and
  • true one. Always too the new man is in a new time, under new conditions;
  • his course can be the _fac-simile_ of no prior one, but is by its
  • nature original. And then how seldom will the outward Capability fit
  • the inward: though talented wonderfully enough, we are poor, unfriended,
  • dyspeptical, bashful; nay what is worse than all, we are foolish. Thus,
  • in a whole imbroglio of Capabilities, we go stupidly groping about, to
  • grope which is ours, and often clutch the wrong one: in this mad work
  • must several years of our small term be spent, till the purblind Youth,
  • by practice, acquire notions of distance, and become a seeing Man. Nay,
  • many so spend their whole term, and in ever-new expectation, ever-new
  • disappointment, shift from enterprise to enterprise, and from side to
  • side: till at length, as exasperated striplings of threescore-and-ten,
  • they shift into their last enterprise, that of getting buried.
  • "Such, since the most of us are too ophthalmic, would be the general
  • fate; were it not that one thing saves us: our Hunger. For on this
  • ground, as the prompt nature of Hunger is well known, must a prompt
  • choice be made: hence have we, with wise foresight, Indentures and
  • Apprenticeships for our irrational young; whereby, in due season, the
  • vague universality of a Man shall find himself ready-moulded into a
  • specific Craftsman; and so thenceforth work, with much or with little
  • waste of Capability as it may be; yet not with the worst waste, that of
  • time. Nay even in matters spiritual, since the spiritual artist too is
  • born blind, and does not, like certain other creatures, receive sight
  • in nine days, but far later, sometimes never,--is it not well that there
  • should be what we call Professions, or Bread-studies (_Brodzwecke_),
  • preappointed us? Here, circling like the gin-horse, for whom partial
  • or total blindness is no evil, the Bread-artist can travel contentedly
  • round and round, still fancying that it is forward and forward; and
  • realize much: for himself victual; for the world an additional horse's
  • power in the grand corn-mill or hemp-mill of Economic Society. For
  • me too had such a leading-string been provided; only that it proved a
  • neck-halter, and had nigh throttled me, till I broke it off. Then, in
  • the words of Ancient Pistol, did the world generally become mine oyster,
  • which I, by strength or cunning, was to open, as I would and could.
  • Almost had I deceased (_fast war ich umgekommen_), so obstinately did it
  • continue shut."
  • We see here, significantly foreshadowed, the spirit of much that was
  • to befall our Autobiographer; the historical embodiment of which, as
  • it painfully takes shape in his Life, lies scattered, in dim disastrous
  • details, through this Bag _Pisces_, and those that follow. A young man
  • of high talent, and high though still temper, like a young mettled
  • colt, "breaks off his neck-halter," and bounds forth, from his peculiar
  • manger, into the wide world; which, alas, he finds all rigorously fenced
  • in. Richest clover-fields tempt his eye; but to him they are forbidden
  • pasture: either pining in progressive starvation, he must stand; or,
  • in mad exasperation, must rush to and fro, leaping against sheer
  • stone-walls, which he cannot leap over, which only lacerate and lame
  • him; till at last, after thousand attempts and endurances, he, as if by
  • miracle, clears his way; not indeed into luxuriant and luxurious clover,
  • yet into a certain bosky wilderness where existence is still possible,
  • and Freedom, though waited on by Scarcity, is not without sweetness.
  • In a word, Teufelsdrockh having thrown up his legal Profession, finds
  • himself without landmark of outward guidance; whereby his previous
  • want of decided Belief, or inward guidance, is frightfully aggravated.
  • Necessity urges him on; Time will not stop, neither can he, a Son
  • of Time; wild passions without solacement, wild faculties without
  • employment, ever vex and agitate him. He too must enact that stern
  • Monodrama, _No Object and no Rest_; must front its successive destinies,
  • work through to its catastrophe, and deduce therefrom what moral he can.
  • Yet let us be just to him, let us admit that his "neck-halter" sat
  • nowise easy on him; that he was in some degree forced to break it off.
  • If we look at the young man's civic position, in this Nameless capital,
  • as he emerges from its Nameless University, we can discern well that
  • it was far from enviable. His first Law-Examination he has come through
  • triumphantly; and can even boast that the _Examen Rigorosum_ need
  • not have frightened him: but though he is hereby "an _Auscultator_ of
  • respectability," what avails it? There is next to no employment to
  • be had. Neither, for a youth without connections, is the process of
  • Expectation very hopeful in itself; nor for one of his disposition
  • much cheered from without. "My fellow Auscultators," he says, "were
  • Auscultators: they dressed, and digested, and talked articulate words;
  • other vitality showed they almost none. Small speculation in those eyes,
  • that they did glare withal! Sense neither for the high nor for the
  • deep, nor for aught human or divine, save only for the faintest scent of
  • coming Preferment." In which words, indicating a total estrangement on
  • the part of Teufelsdrockh may there not also lurk traces of a bitterness
  • as from wounded vanity? Doubtless these prosaic Auscultators may have
  • sniffed at him, with his strange ways; and tried to hate, and what was
  • much more impossible, to despise him. Friendly communion, in any case,
  • there could not be: already has the young Teufelsdrockh left the other
  • young geese; and swims apart, though as yet uncertain whether he himself
  • is cygnet or gosling.
  • Perhaps, too, what little employment he had was performed ill, at best
  • unpleasantly. "Great practical method and expertness" he may brag of;
  • but is there not also great practical pride, though deep-hidden, only
  • the deeper-seated? So shy a man can never have been popular. We figure
  • to ourselves, how in those days he may have played strange freaks with
  • his independence, and so forth: do not his own words betoken as much?
  • "Like a very young person, I imagined it was with Work alone, and not
  • also with Folly and Sin, in myself and others, that I had been
  • appointed to struggle." Be this as it may, his progress from the passive
  • Auscultatorship, towards any active Assessorship, is evidently of the
  • slowest. By degrees, those same established men, once partially inclined
  • to patronize him, seem to withdraw their countenance, and give him up
  • as "a man of genius" against which procedure he, in these Papers, loudly
  • protests. "As if," says he, "the higher did not presuppose the lower; as
  • if he who can fly into heaven, could not also walk post if he resolved
  • on it! But the world is an old woman, and mistakes any gilt farthing
  • for a gold coin; whereby being often cheated, she will thenceforth trust
  • nothing but the common copper."
  • How our winged sky-messenger, unaccepted as a terrestrial runner,
  • contrived, in the mean while, to keep himself from flying skyward
  • without return, is not too clear from these Documents. Good old Gretchen
  • seems to have vanished from the scene, perhaps from the Earth; other
  • Horn of Plenty, or even of Parsimony, nowhere flows for him; so that
  • "the prompt nature of Hunger being well known," we are not without our
  • anxiety. From private Tuition, in never so many languages and sciences,
  • the aid derivable is small; neither, to use his own words, "does the
  • young Adventurer hitherto suspect in himself any literary gift; but at
  • best earns bread-and-water wages, by his wide faculty of Translation.
  • Nevertheless," continues he, "that I subsisted is clear, for you find me
  • even now alive." Which fact, however, except upon the principle of our
  • true-hearted, kind old Proverb, that "there is always life for a living
  • one," we must profess ourselves unable to explain.
  • Certain Landlords' Bills, and other economic Documents, bearing the
  • mark of Settlement, indicate that he was not without money; but, like an
  • independent Hearth-holder, if not House-holder, paid his way. Here also
  • occur, among many others, two little mutilated Notes, which perhaps
  • throw light on his condition. The first has now no date, or writer's
  • name, but a huge Blot; and runs to this effect: "The (_Inkblot_), tied
  • down by previous promise, cannot, except by best wishes, forward the
  • Herr Teufelsdrockh's views on the Assessorship in question; and sees
  • himself under the cruel necessity of forbearing, for the present, what
  • were otherwise his duty and joy, to assist in opening the career for a
  • man of genius, on whom far higher triumphs are yet waiting." The other
  • is on gilt paper; and interests us like a sort of epistolary mummy now
  • dead, yet which once lived and beneficently worked. We give it in
  • the original: "_Herr Teufelsdrockh wird von der Frau Grafinn, auf
  • Donnerstag, zum AESTHETISCHEN THEE schonstens eingeladen_."
  • Thus, in answer to a cry for solid pudding, whereof there is the most
  • urgent need, comes, epigrammatically enough, the invitation to a wash of
  • quite fluid _AEsthetic Tea_! How Teufelsdrockh, now at actual hand-grips
  • with Destiny herself, may have comported himself among these Musical and
  • Literary dilettanti of both sexes, like a hungry lion invited to a feast
  • of chickenweed, we can only conjecture. Perhaps in expressive silence,
  • and abstinence: otherwise if the lion, in such case, is to feast at all,
  • it cannot be on the chickenweed, but only on the chickens. For the rest,
  • as this Frau Grafinn dates from the _Zahdarm House_, she can be no
  • other than the Countess and mistress of the same; whose intellectual
  • tendencies, and good-will to Teufelsdrockh, whether on the footing of
  • Herr Towgood, or on his own footing, are hereby manifest. That some
  • sort of relation, indeed, continued, for a time, to connect our
  • Autobiographer, though perhaps feebly enough, with this noble House, we
  • have elsewhere express evidence. Doubtless, if he expected patronage, it
  • was in vain; enough for him if he here obtained occasional glimpses
  • of the great world, from which we at one time fancied him to have been
  • always excluded. "The Zahdarms," says he, "lived in the soft, sumptuous
  • garniture of Aristocracy; whereto Literature and Art, attracted and
  • attached from without, were to serve as the handsomest fringing. It was
  • to the _Gnadigen Frau_ (her Ladyship) that this latter improvement was
  • due: assiduously she gathered, dexterously she fitted on, what fringing
  • was to be had; lace or cobweb, as the place yielded." Was Teufelsdrockh
  • also a fringe, of lace or cobweb; or promising to be such? "With his
  • _Excellenz_ (the Count)," continues he, "I have more than once had the
  • honor to converse; chiefly on general affairs, and the aspect of the
  • world, which he, though now past middle life, viewed in no unfavorable
  • light; finding indeed, except the Outrooting of Journalism (_die
  • auszurottende Journalistik_), little to desiderate therein. On some
  • points, as his _Excellenz_ was not uncholeric, I found it more pleasant
  • to keep silence. Besides, his occupation being that of Owning Land,
  • there might be faculties enough, which, as superfluous for such use,
  • were little developed in him."
  • That to Teufelsdrockh the aspect of the world was nowise so faultless,
  • and many things besides "the Outrooting of Journalism" might have seemed
  • improvements, we can readily conjecture. With nothing but a barren
  • Auscultatorship from without, and so many mutinous thoughts and wishes
  • from within, his position was no easy one. "The Universe," he says, "was
  • as a mighty Sphinx-riddle, which I knew so little of, yet must rede,
  • or be devoured. In red streaks of unspeakable grandeur, yet also in
  • the blackness of darkness, was Life, to my too-unfurnished Thought,
  • unfolding itself. A strange contradiction lay in me; and I as yet knew
  • not the solution of it; knew not that spiritual music can spring only
  • from discords set in harmony; that but for Evil there were no Good, as
  • victory is only possible by battle."
  • "I have heard affirmed (surely in jest)," observes he elsewhere, "by
  • not unphilanthropic persons, that it were a real increase of human
  • happiness, could all young men from the age of nineteen be covered under
  • barrels, or rendered otherwise invisible; and there left to follow their
  • lawful studies and callings, till they emerged, sadder and wiser, at the
  • age of twenty-five. With which suggestion, at least as considered in the
  • light of a practical scheme, I need scarcely say that I nowise coincide.
  • Nevertheless it is plausibly urged that, as young ladies (_Madchen_)
  • are, to mankind, precisely the most delightful in those years; so young
  • gentlemen (_Bubchen_) do then attain their maximum of detestability.
  • Such gawks (_Gecken_) are they, and foolish peacocks, and yet with such
  • a vulturous hunger for self-indulgence; so obstinate, obstreperous,
  • vain-glorious; in all senses, so froward and so forward. No mortal's
  • endeavor or attainment will, in the smallest, content the as yet
  • unendeavoring, unattaining young gentleman; but he could make it all
  • infinitely better, were it worthy of him. Life everywhere is the most
  • manageable matter, simple as a question in the Rule-of-Three: multiply
  • your second and third term together, divide the product by the first,
  • and your quotient will be the answer,--which you are but an ass if you
  • cannot come at. The booby has not yet found out, by any trial, that,
  • do what one will, there is ever a cursed fraction, oftenest a decimal
  • repeater, and no net integer quotient so much as to be thought of."
  • In which passage does not there lie an implied confession that
  • Teufelsdrockh himself, besides his outward obstructions, had an inward,
  • still greater, to contend with; namely, a certain temporary, youthful,
  • yet still afflictive derangement of head? Alas, on the former side
  • alone, his case was hard enough. "It continues ever true," says
  • he, "that Saturn, or Chronos, or what we call TIME, devours all his
  • Children: only by incessant Running, by incessant Working, may you (for
  • some threescore-and-ten years) escape him; and you too he devours at
  • last. Can any Sovereign, or Holy Alliance of Sovereigns, bid Time
  • stand still; even in thought, shake themselves free of Time? Our whole
  • terrestrial being is based on Time, and built of Time; it is wholly a
  • Movement, a Time-impulse; Time is the author of it, the material of
  • it. Hence also our Whole Duty, which is to move, to work,--in the right
  • direction. Are not our Bodies and our Souls in continual movement,
  • whether we will or not; in a continual Waste, requiring a continual
  • Repair? Utmost satisfaction of our whole outward and inward Wants were
  • but satisfaction for a space of Time; thus, whatso we have done,
  • is done, and for us annihilated, and ever must we go and do anew. O
  • Time-Spirit, how hast thou environed and imprisoned us, and sunk us so
  • deep in thy troublous dim Time-Element, that only in lucid moments
  • can so much as glimpses of our upper Azure Home be revealed to us!
  • Me, however, as a Son of Time, unhappier than some others, was Time
  • threatening to eat quite prematurely; for, strive as I might, there was
  • no good Running, so obstructed was the path, so gyved were the feet."
  • That is to say, we presume, speaking in the dialect of this lower world,
  • that Teufelsdrockh's whole duty and necessity was, like other men's, "to
  • work,--in the right direction," and that no work was to be had; whereby
  • he became wretched enough. As was natural: with haggard Scarcity
  • threatening him in the distance; and so vehement a soul languishing
  • in restless inaction, and forced thereby, like Sir Hudibras's sword by
  • rust,
  • "To eat into itself, for lack
  • Of something else to hew and hack;"
  • But on the whole, that same "excellent Passivity," as it has all along
  • done, is here again vigorously flourishing; in which circumstance may
  • we not trace the beginnings of much that now characterizes our Professor
  • and perhaps, in faint rudiments, the origin of the Clothes-Philosophy
  • itself? Already the attitude he has assumed towards the World is too
  • defensive; not, as would have been desirable, a bold attitude of attack.
  • "So far hitherto," he says, "as I had mingled with mankind, I was
  • notable, if for anything, for a certain stillness of manner, which, as
  • my friends often rebukingly declared, did but ill express the keen ardor
  • of my feelings. I, in truth, regarded men with an excess both of love
  • and of fear. The mystery of a Person, indeed, is ever divine to him that
  • has a sense for the Godlike. Often, notwithstanding, was I blamed,
  • and by half-strangers hated, for my so-called Hardness (_Harte_), my
  • Indifferentism towards men; and the seemingly ironic tone I had adopted,
  • as my favorite dialect in conversation. Alas, the panoply of Sarcasm was
  • but as a buckram case, wherein I had striven to envelop myself; that so
  • my own poor Person might live safe there, and in all friendliness, being
  • no longer exasperated by wounds. Sarcasm I now see to be, in general,
  • the language of the Devil; for which reason I have long since as good
  • as renounced it. But how many individuals did I, in those days, provoke
  • into some degree of hostility thereby! An ironic man, with his sly
  • stillness, and ambuscading ways, more especially an ironic young man,
  • from whom it is least expected, may be viewed as a pest to society. Have
  • we not seen persons of weight and name coming forward, with gentlest
  • indifference, to tread such a one out of sight, as an insignificancy and
  • worm, start ceiling-high (_balkenhock_), and thence fall shattered and
  • supine, to be borne home on shutters, not without indignation, when he
  • proved electric and a torpedo!"
  • Alas, how can a man with this devilishness of temper make way for
  • himself in Life; where the first problem, as Teufelsdrockh too
  • admits, is "to unite yourself with some one, and with somewhat (_sich
  • anzuschliessen_)"? Division, not union, is written on most part of his
  • procedure. Let us add too that, in no great length of time, the only
  • important connection he had ever succeeded in forming, his connection
  • with the Zahdarm Family, seems to have been paralyzed, for all practical
  • uses, by the death of the "not uncholeric" old Count. This fact stands
  • recorded, quite incidentally, in a certain _Discourse on Epitaphs_,
  • huddled into the present Bag, among so much else; of which Essay the
  • learning and curious penetration are more to be approved of than the
  • spirit. His grand principle is, that lapidary inscriptions, of what sort
  • soever, should be Historical rather than Lyrical. "By request of that
  • worthy Nobleman's survivors," says he, "I undertook to compose his
  • Epitaph; and not unmindful of my own rules, produced the following;
  • which however, for an alleged defect of Latinity, a defect never yet
  • fully visible to myself, still remains unengraven;"--wherein, we may
  • predict, there is more than the Latinity that will surprise an English
  • reader:
  • HIC JACET
  • PHILIPPUS ZAEHDARM, COGNOMINE MAGNUS,
  • ZAEHDARMI COMES,
  • EX IMPERII CONCILIO,
  • VELLERIS AUREI, PERISCELIDIS, NECNON VULTURIS NIGRI
  • EQUES.
  • QUI DUM SUB LUNA AGEBAT,
  • QUINQUIES MILLE PERDICES
  • PLUMBO CONFECIT:
  • VARII CIBI
  • CENTUMPONDIA MILLIES CENTENA MILLIA,
  • PER SE, PERQUE SERVOS QUADRUPEDES BIPEDESVE,
  • HAUD SINE TUMULT DEVOLVENS,
  • IN STERCUS
  • PALAM CONVERTIT.
  • NUNC A LABORE REQUIESCENTEM
  • OPERA SEQUUNTUR.
  • SI MONUMENTUM QUAERIS,
  • FIMETUM ADSPICE.
  • PRIMUM IN ORBE DEJECIT [_sub dato_]; POSTREMUM [_sub dato_].
  • CHAPTER V. ROMANCE.
  • "For long years," writes Teufelsdrockh, "had the poor Hebrew, in this
  • Egypt of an Auscultatorship, painfully toiled, baking bricks without
  • stubble, before ever the question once struck him with entire force:
  • For what?--_Beym Himmel_! For Food and Warmth! And are Food and Warmth
  • nowhere else, in the whole wide Universe, discoverable?--Come of it what
  • might, I resolved to try."
  • Thus then are we to see him in a new independent capacity, though
  • perhaps far from an improved one. Teufelsdrockh is now a man without
  • Profession. Quitting the common Fleet of herring-busses and whalers,
  • where indeed his leeward, laggard condition was painful enough, he
  • desperately steers off, on a course of his own, by sextant and compass
  • of his own. Unhappy Teufelsdrockh! Though neither Fleet, nor Traffic,
  • nor Commodores pleased thee, still was it not _a Fleet_, sailing in
  • prescribed track, for fixed objects; above all, in combination, wherein,
  • by mutual guidance, by all manner of loans and borrowings, each could
  • manifoldly aid the other? How wilt thou sail in unknown seas; and for
  • thyself find that shorter Northwest Passage to thy fair Spice-country
  • of a Nowhere?--A solitary rover, on such a voyage, with such nautical
  • tactics, will meet with adventures. Nay, as we forthwith discover, a
  • certain Calypso-Island detains him at the very outset; and as it were
  • falsifies and oversets his whole reckoning.
  • "If in youth," writes he once, "the Universe is majestically unveiling,
  • and everywhere Heaven revealing itself on Earth, nowhere to the Young
  • Man does this Heaven on Earth so immediately reveal itself as in the
  • Young Maiden. Strangely enough, in this strange life of ours, it
  • has been so appointed. On the whole, as I have often said, a
  • Person (_Personlichkeit_) is ever holy to us; a certain orthodox
  • Anthropomorphism connects my _Me_ with all _Thees_ in bonds of Love: but
  • it is in this approximation of the Like and Unlike, that such heavenly
  • attraction, as between Negative and Positive, first burns out into a
  • flame. Is the pitifullest mortal Person, think you, indifferent to us?
  • Is it not rather our heartfelt wish to be made one with him; to unite
  • him to us, by gratitude, by admiration, even by fear; or failing all
  • these, unite ourselves to him? But how much more, in this case of the
  • Like-Unlike! Here is conceded us the higher mystic possibility of such
  • a union, the highest in our Earth; thus, in the conducting medium of
  • Fantasy, flames forth that fire-development of the universal Spiritual
  • Electricity, which, as unfolded between man and woman, we first
  • emphatically denominate LOVE.
  • "In every well-conditioned stripling, as I conjecture, there already
  • blooms a certain prospective Paradise, cheered by some fairest Eve; nor,
  • in the stately vistas, and flowerage and foliage of that Garden, is a
  • Tree of Knowledge, beautiful and awful in the midst thereof, wanting.
  • Perhaps too the whole is but the lovelier, if Cherubim and a Flaming
  • Sword divide it from all footsteps of men; and grant him, the
  • imaginative stripling, only the view, not the entrance. Happy season of
  • virtuous youth, when shame is still an impassable celestial barrier; and
  • the sacred air-cities of Hope have not shrunk into the mean clay-hamlets
  • of Reality; and man, by his nature, is yet infinite and free!
  • "As for our young Forlorn," continues Teufelsdrockh evidently meaning
  • himself, "in his secluded way of life, and with his glowing Fantasy, the
  • more fiery that it burnt under cover, as in a reverberating furnace, his
  • feeling towards the Queens of this Earth was, and indeed is, altogether
  • unspeakable. A visible Divinity dwelt in them; to our young Friend all
  • women were holy, were heavenly. As yet he but saw them flitting past, in
  • their many-colored angel-plumage; or hovering mute and inaccessible on
  • the outskirts of _AEsthetic Tea_: all of air they were, all Soul and
  • Form; so lovely, like mysterious priestesses, in whose hand was the
  • invisible Jacob's-ladder, whereby man might mount into very Heaven. That
  • he, our poor Friend, should ever win for himself one of these Gracefuls
  • (_Holden_)--_Ach Gott_! how could he hope it; should he not have died
  • under it? There was a certain delirious vertigo in the thought.
  • "Thus was the young man, if all-sceptical of Demons and Angels such as
  • the vulgar had once believed in, nevertheless not unvisited by hosts of
  • true Sky-born, who visibly and audibly hovered round him wheresoever he
  • went; and they had that religious worship in his thought, though as yet
  • it was by their mere earthly and trivial name that he named them. But
  • now, if on a soul so circumstanced, some actual Air-maiden, incorporated
  • into tangibility and reality, should cast any electric glance of kind
  • eyes, saying thereby, 'Thou too mayest love and be loved;' and so kindle
  • him,--good Heaven, what a volcanic, earthquake-bringing, all-consuming
  • fire were probably kindled!"
  • Such a fire, it afterwards appears, did actually burst forth, with
  • explosions more or less Vesuvian, in the inner man of Herr Diogenes; as
  • indeed how could it fail? A nature, which, in his own figurative style,
  • we might say, had now not a little carbonized tinder, of Irritability;
  • with so much nitre of latent Passion, and sulphurous Humor enough; the
  • whole lying in such hot neighborhood, close by "a reverberating furnace
  • of Fantasy:" have we not here the components of driest Gunpowder, ready,
  • on occasion of the smallest spark, to blaze up? Neither, in this our
  • Life-element, are sparks anywhere wanting. Without doubt, some Angel,
  • whereof so many hovered round, would one day, leaving "the outskirts
  • of _AEsthetic Tea_," flit higher; and, by electric Promethean glance,
  • kindle no despicable firework. Happy, if it indeed proved a Firework,
  • and flamed off rocket-wise, in successive beautiful bursts of splendor,
  • each growing naturally from the other, through the several stages of a
  • happy Youthful Love; till the whole were safely burnt out; and the young
  • soul relieved with little damage! Happy, if it did not rather prove a
  • Conflagration and mad Explosion; painfully lacerating the heart itself;
  • nay perhaps bursting the heart in pieces (which were Death); or at best,
  • bursting the thin walls of your "reverberating furnace," so that it rage
  • thenceforth all unchecked among the contiguous combustibles (which
  • were Madness): till of the so fair and manifold internal world of our
  • Diogenes, there remained Nothing, or only the "crater of an extinct
  • volcano"!
  • From multifarious Documents in this Bag _Capricornus_, and in the
  • adjacent ones on both sides thereof, it becomes manifest that our
  • philosopher, as stoical and cynical as he now looks, was heartily and
  • even frantically in Love: here therefore may our old doubts whether his
  • heart were of stone or of flesh give way. He loved once; not wisely
  • but too well. And once only: for as your Congreve needs a new case or
  • wrappage for every new rocket, so each human heart can properly exhibit
  • but one Love, if even one; the "First Love which is infinite" can be
  • followed by no second like unto it. In more recent years, accordingly,
  • the Editor of these Sheets was led to regard Teufelsdrockh as a man
  • not only who would never wed, but who would never even flirt; whom the
  • grand-climacteric itself, and _St. Martin's Summer_ of incipient Dotage,
  • would crown with no new myrtle-garland. To the Professor, women are
  • henceforth Pieces of Art; of Celestial Art, indeed, which celestial
  • pieces he glories to survey in galleries, but has lost thought of
  • purchasing.
  • Psychological readers are not without curiosity to see how Teufelsdrockh
  • in this for him unexampled predicament, demeans himself; with what
  • specialties of successive configuration, splendor and color, his
  • Firework blazes off. Small, as usual, is the satisfaction that such can
  • meet with here. From amid these confused masses of Eulogy and Elegy,
  • with their mad Petrarchan and Werterean ware lying madly scattered among
  • all sorts of quite extraneous matter, not so much as the fair one's name
  • can be deciphered. For, without doubt, the title _Blumine_, whereby she
  • is here designated, and which means simply Goddess of Flowers, must be
  • fictitious. Was her real name Flora, then? But what was her surname,
  • or had she none? Of what station in Life was she; of what parentage,
  • fortune, aspect? Specially, by what Pre-established Harmony of
  • occurrences did the Lover and the Loved meet one another in so wide a
  • world; how did they behave in such meeting? To all which questions, not
  • unessential in a Biographic work, mere Conjecture must for most part
  • return answer. "It was appointed," says our Philosopher, "that the high
  • celestial orbit of Blumine should intersect the low sublunary one of our
  • Forlorn; that he, looking in her empyrean eyes, should fancy the upper
  • Sphere of Light was come down into this nether sphere of Shadows; and
  • finding himself mistaken, make noise enough."
  • We seem to gather that she was young, hazel-eyed, beautiful, and some
  • one's Cousin; high-born, and of high spirit; but unhappily dependent and
  • insolvent; living, perhaps, on the not too gracious bounty of moneyed
  • relatives. But how came "the Wanderer" into her circle? Was it by the
  • humid vehicle of _AEsthetic Tea_, or by the arid one of mere Business?
  • Was it on the hand of Herr Towgood; or of the Gnadige Frau, who, as
  • an ornamental Artist, might sometimes like to promote flirtation,
  • especially for young cynical Nondescripts? To all appearance, it was
  • chiefly by Accident, and the grace of Nature.
  • "Thou fair Waldschloss," writes our Autobiographer, "what stranger ever
  • saw thee, were it even an absolved Auscultator, officially bearing in
  • his pocket the last _Relatio ex Actis_ he would ever write, but must
  • have paused to wonder! Noble Mansion! There stoodest thou, in deep
  • Mountain Amphitheatre, on umbrageous lawns, in thy serene solitude;
  • stately, massive, all of granite; glittering in the western sunbeams,
  • like a palace of El Dorado, overlaid with precious metal. Beautiful rose
  • up, in wavy curvature, the slope of thy guardian Hills; of the greenest
  • was their sward, embossed with its dark-brown frets of crag, or spotted
  • by some spreading solitary Tree and its shadow. To the unconscious
  • Wayfarer thou wert also as an Ammon's Temple, in the Libyan Waste;
  • where, for joy and woe, the tablet of his Destiny lay written. Well
  • might he pause and gaze; in that glance of his were prophecy and
  • nameless forebodings."
  • But now let us conjecture that the so presentient Auscultator has handed
  • in his _Relatio ex Actis_; been invited to a glass of Rhine-wine; and
  • so, instead of returning dispirited and athirst to his dusty Town-home,
  • is ushered into the Garden-house, where sit the choicest party of dames
  • and cavaliers: if not engaged in AEsthetic Tea, yet in trustful evening
  • conversation, and perhaps Musical Coffee, for we hear of "harps and
  • pure voices making the stillness live." Scarcely, it would seem, is the
  • Garden-house inferior in respectability to the noble Mansion itself.
  • "Embowered amid rich foliage, rose-clusters, and the hues and odors
  • of thousand flowers, here sat that brave company; in front, from the
  • wide-opened doors, fair outlook over blossom and bush, over grove and
  • velvet green, stretching, undulating onwards to the remote Mountain
  • peaks: so bright, so mild, and everywhere the melody of birds and happy
  • creatures: it was all as if man had stolen a shelter from the SUIT
  • in the bosom-vesture of Summer herself. How came it that the Wanderer
  • advanced thither with such forecasting heart (_ahndungsvoll_), by the
  • side of his gay host? Did he feel that to these soft influences his hard
  • bosom ought to be shut; that here, once more, Fate had it in view to try
  • him; to mock him, and see whether there were Humor in him?
  • "Next moment he finds himself presented to the party; and especially by
  • name to--Blumine! Peculiar among all dames and damosels glanced Blumine,
  • there in her modesty, like a star among earthly lights. Noblest maiden!
  • whom he bent to, in body and in soul; yet scarcely dared look at, for
  • the presence filled him with painful yet sweetest embarrassment.
  • "Blumine's was a name well known to him; far and wide was the fair one
  • heard of, for her gifts, her graces, her caprices: from all which vague
  • colorings of Rumor, from the censures no less than from the praises, had
  • our friend painted for himself a certain imperious Queen of Hearts, and
  • blooming warm Earth-angel, much more enchanting than your mere white
  • Heaven-angels of women, in whose placid veins circulates too little
  • naphtha-fire. Herself also he had seen in public places; that light yet
  • so stately form; those dark tresses, shading a face where smiles and
  • sunlight played over earnest deeps: but all this he had seen only as a
  • magic vision, for him inaccessible, almost without reality. Her sphere
  • was too far from his; how should she ever think of him; O Heaven! how
  • should they so much as once meet together? And now that Rose-goddess
  • sits in the same circle with him; the light of _her_ eyes has smiled on
  • him; if he speak, she will hear it! Nay, who knows, since the heavenly
  • Sun looks into lowest valleys, but Blumine herself might have aforetime
  • noted the so unnotable; perhaps, from his very gainsayers, as he had
  • from hers, gathered wonder, gathered favor for him? Was the attraction,
  • the agitation mutual, then; pole and pole trembling towards contact,
  • when once brought into neighborhood? Say rather, heart swelling in
  • presence of the Queen of Hearts; like the Sea swelling when once
  • near its Moon! With the Wanderer it was even so: as in heavenward
  • gravitation, suddenly as at the touch of a Seraph's wand, his whole soul
  • is roused from its deepest recesses; and all that was painful and that
  • was blissful there, dim images, vague feelings of a whole Past and a
  • whole Future, are heaving in unquiet eddies within him.
  • "Often, in far less agitating scenes, had our still Friend shrunk
  • forcibly together; and shrouded up his tremors and flutterings, of
  • what sort soever, in a safe cover of Silence, and perhaps of seeming
  • Stolidity. How was it, then, that here, when trembling to the core of
  • his heart, he did not sink into swoons, but rose into strength, into
  • fearlessness and clearness? It was his guiding Genius (_Damon_) that
  • inspired him; he must go forth and meet his Destiny. Show thyself now,
  • whispered it, or be forever hid. Thus sometimes it is even when your
  • anxiety becomes transcendental, that the soul first feels herself able
  • to transcend it; that she rises above it, in fiery victory; and borne on
  • new-found wings of victory, moves so calmly, even because so rapidly,
  • so irresistibly. Always must the Wanderer remember, with a certain
  • satisfaction and surprise, how in this case he sat not silent but struck
  • adroitly into the stream of conversation; which thenceforth, to speak
  • with an apparent not a real vanity, he may say that he continued to
  • lead. Surely, in those hours, a certain inspiration was imparted him,
  • such inspiration as is still possible in our late era. The self-secluded
  • unfolds himself in noble thoughts, in free, glowing words; his soul is
  • as one sea of light, the peculiar home of Truth and Intellect; wherein
  • also Fantasy bodies forth form after form, radiant with all prismatic
  • hues."
  • It appears, in this otherwise so happy meeting, there talked one
  • "Philisitine;" who even now, to the general weariness, was dominantly
  • pouring forth Philistinism (_Philistriositaten_.); little witting what
  • hero was here entering to demolish him! We omit the series of Socratic,
  • or rather Diogenic utterances, not unhappy in their way, whereby the
  • monster, "persuaded into silence," seems soon after to have withdrawn
  • for the night. "Of which dialectic marauder," writes our hero, "the
  • discomfiture was visibly felt as a benefit by most: but what were all
  • applauses to the glad smile, threatening every moment to become a laugh,
  • wherewith Blumine herself repaid the victor? He ventured to address her
  • she answered with attention: nay what if there were a slight tremor
  • in that silver voice; what if the red glow of evening were hiding a
  • transient blush!
  • "The conversation took a higher tone, one fine thought called forth
  • another: it was one of those rare seasons, when the soul expands with
  • full freedom, and man feels himself brought near to man. Gayly in light,
  • graceful abandonment, the friendly talk played round that circle; for
  • the burden was rolled from every heart; the barriers of Ceremony, which
  • are indeed the laws of polite living, had melted as into vapor; and the
  • poor claims of _Me_ and _Thee_, no longer parted by rigid fences,
  • now flowed softly into one another; and Life lay all harmonious,
  • many-tinted, like some fair royal champaign, the sovereign and owner
  • of which were Love only. Such music springs from kind hearts, in a kind
  • environment of place and time. And yet as the light grew more aerial
  • on the mountaintops, and the shadows fell longer over the valley, some
  • faint tone of sadness may have breathed through the heart; and, in
  • whispers more or less audible, reminded every one that as this bright
  • day was drawing towards its close, so likewise must the Day of Man's
  • Existence decline into dust and darkness; and with all its sick
  • toilings, and joyful and mournful noises, sink in the still Eternity.
  • "To our Friend the hours seemed moments; holy was he and happy: the
  • words from those sweetest lips came over him like dew on thirsty grass;
  • all better feelings in his soul seemed to whisper, It is good for us
  • to be here. At parting, the Blumine's hand was in his: in the balmy
  • twilight, with the kind stars above them, he spoke something of meeting
  • again, which was not contradicted; he pressed gently those small
  • soft fingers, and it seemed as if they were not hastily, not angrily
  • withdrawn."
  • Poor Teufelsdrockh! it is clear to demonstration thou art smit: the
  • Queen of Hearts would see a "man of genius" also sigh for her; and
  • there, by art-magic, in that preternatural hour, has she bound
  • and spell-bound thee. "Love is not altogether a Delirium," says he
  • elsewhere; "yet has it many points in common therewith. I call it rather
  • a discerning of the Infinite in the Finite, of the Idea made Real;
  • which discerning again may be either true or false, either seraphic or
  • demoniac, Inspiration or Insanity. But in the former case too, as in
  • common Madness, it is Fantasy that superadds itself to sight; on the so
  • petty domain of the Actual plants its Archimedes-lever, whereby to
  • move at will the infinite Spiritual. Fantasy I might call the true
  • Heaven-gate and Hell-gate of man: his sensuous life is but the small
  • temporary stage (_Zeitbuhne_), whereon thick-streaming influences
  • from both these far yet near regions meet visibly, and act tragedy and
  • melodrama. Sense can support herself handsomely, in most countries, for
  • some eighteenpence a day; but for Fantasy planets and solar-systems will
  • not suffice. Witness your Pyrrhus conquering the world, yet drinking no
  • better red wine than he had before." Alas! witness also your Diogenes,
  • flame-clad, scaling the upper Heaven, and verging towards Insanity, for
  • prize of a "high-souled Brunette," as if the Earth held but one and not
  • several of these!
  • He says that, in Town, they met again: "day after day, like his heart's
  • sun, the blooming Blumine shone on him. Ah! a little while ago, and he
  • was yet in all darkness: him what Graceful (_Holde_) would ever love?
  • Disbelieving all things, the poor youth had never learned to believe
  • in himself. Withdrawn, in proud timidity, within his own fastnesses;
  • solitary from men, yet baited by night-spectres enough, he saw himself,
  • with a sad indignation, constrained to renounce the fairest hopes of
  • existence. And now, O now! 'She looks on thee,' cried he: 'she the
  • fairest, noblest; do not her dark eyes tell thee, thou art not despised?
  • The Heaven's-Messenger! All Heaven's blessings be hers!' Thus did
  • soft melodies flow through his heart; tones of an infinite gratitude;
  • sweetest intimations that he also was a man, that for him also
  • unutterable joys had been provided.
  • "In free speech, earnest or gay, amid lambent glances, laughter, tears,
  • and often with the inarticulate mystic speech of Music: such was the
  • element they now lived in; in such a many-tinted, radiant Aurora, and by
  • this fairest of Orient Light-bringers must our Friend be blandished, and
  • the new Apocalypse of Nature enrolled to him. Fairest Blumine! And, even
  • as a Star, all Fire and humid Softness, a very Light-ray incarnate! Was
  • there so much as a fault, a 'caprice,' he could have dispensed with? Was
  • she not to him in very deed a Morning-star; did not her presence bring
  • with it airs from Heaven? As from AEolian Harps in the breath of
  • dawn, as from the Memnon's Statue struck by the rosy finger of Aurora,
  • unearthly music was around him, and lapped him into untried balmy Rest.
  • Pale Doubt fled away to the distance; Life bloomed up with happiness and
  • hope. The past, then, was all a haggard dream; he had been in the Garden
  • of Eden, then, and could not discern it! But lo now! the black walls
  • of his prison melt away; the captive is alive, is free. If he loved his
  • Disenchantress? _Ach Gott_! His whole heart and soul and life were hers,
  • but never had he named it Love: existence was all a Feeling, not yet
  • shaped into a Thought."
  • Nevertheless, into a Thought, nay into an Action, it must be shaped; for
  • neither Disenchanter nor Disenchantress, mere "Children of Time," can
  • abide by Feeling alone. The Professor knows not, to this day, "how in
  • her soft, fervid bosom the Lovely found determination, even on hest
  • of Necessity, to cut asunder these so blissful bonds." He even appears
  • surprised at the "Duenna Cousin," whoever she may have been, "in whose
  • meagre hunger-bitten philosophy, the religion of young hearts was, from
  • the first, faintly approved of." We, even at such distance, can explain
  • it without necromancy. Let the Philosopher answer this one question:
  • What figure, at that period, was a Mrs. Teufelsdrockh likely to make in
  • polished society? Could she have driven so much as a brass-bound Gig,
  • or even a simple iron-spring one? Thou foolish "absolved Auscultator,"
  • before whom lies no prospect of capital, will any yet known "religion
  • of young hearts" keep the human kitchen warm? Pshaw! thy divine Blumine,
  • when she "resigned herself to wed some richer," shows more philosophy,
  • though but "a woman of genius," than thou, a pretended man.
  • Our readers have witnessed the origin of this Love-mania, and with what
  • royal splendor it waxes, and rises. Let no one ask us to unfold the
  • glories of its dominant state; much less the horrors of its almost
  • instantaneous dissolution. How from such inorganic masses, henceforth
  • madder than ever, as lie in these Bags, can even fragments of a living
  • delineation be organized? Besides, of what profit were it? We view, with
  • a lively pleasure, the gay silk Montgolfier start from the ground, and
  • shoot upwards, cleaving the liquid deeps, till it dwindle to a luminous
  • star: but what is there to look longer on, when once, by natural
  • elasticity, or accident of fire, it has exploded? A hapless
  • air-navigator, plunging, amid torn parachutes, sand-bags, and confused
  • wreck, fast enough into the jaws of the Devil! Suffice it to know
  • that Teufelsdrockh rose into the highest regions of the Empyrean, by a
  • natural parabolic track, and returned thence in a quick perpendicular
  • one. For the rest, let any feeling reader, who has been unhappy enough
  • to do the like, paint it out for himself: considering only that if he,
  • for his perhaps comparatively insignificant mistress, underwent such
  • agonies and frenzies, what must Teufelsdrockh's have been, with a
  • fire-heart, and for a nonpareil Blumine! We glance merely at the final
  • scene:--
  • "One morning, he found his Morning-star all dimmed and dusky-red; the
  • fair creature was silent, absent, she seemed to have been weeping. Alas,
  • no longer a Morning-star, but a troublous skyey Portent, announcing that
  • the Doomsday had dawned! She said, in a tremulous voice, They were to
  • meet no more." The thunder-struck Air-sailor is not wanting to
  • himself in this dread hour: but what avails it? We omit the passionate
  • expostulations, entreaties, indignations, since all was vain, and not
  • even an explanation was conceded him; and hasten to the catastrophe.
  • "'Farewell, then, Madam!' said he, not without sternness, for his stung
  • pride helped him. She put her hand in his, she looked in his face, tears
  • started to her eyes; in wild audacity he clasped her to his bosom;
  • their lips were joined, their two souls, like two dew-drops, rushed into
  • one,--for the first time and for the last!" Thus was Teufelsdrockh made
  • immortal by a kiss. And then? Why, then--"thick curtains of Night rushed
  • over his soul, as rose the immeasurable Crash of Doom; and through the
  • ruins as of a shivered Universe was he falling, falling, towards the
  • Abyss."
  • CHAPTER VI. SORROWS OF TEUFELSDROCKH.
  • We have long felt that, with a man like our Professor, matters must
  • often be expected to take a course of their own; that in so multiplex,
  • intricate a nature, there might be channels, both for admitting and
  • emitting, such as the Psychologist had seldom noted; in short, that on
  • no grand occasion and convulsion, neither in the joy-storm nor in the
  • woe-storm could you predict his demeanor.
  • To our less philosophical readers, for example, it is now clear that the
  • so passionate Teufelsdrockh precipitated through "a shivered Universe"
  • in this extraordinary way, has only one of three things which he can
  • next do: Establish himself in Bedlam; begin writing Satanic Poetry; or
  • blow out his brains. In the progress towards any of which consummations,
  • do not such readers anticipate extravagance enough; breast-beating,
  • brow-beating (against walls), lion-bellowings of blasphemy and the like,
  • stampings, smitings, breakages of furniture, if not arson itself?
  • Nowise so does Teufelsdrockh deport him. He quietly lifts his
  • _Pilgerstab_ (Pilgrim-staff), "old business being soon wound up;" and
  • begins a perambulation and circumambulation of the terraqueous Globe!
  • Curious it is, indeed, how with such vivacity of conception, such
  • intensity of feeling, above all, with these unconscionable habits of
  • Exaggeration in speech, he combines that wonderful stillness of his,
  • that stoicism in external procedure. Thus, if his sudden bereavement, in
  • this matter of the Flower-goddess, is talked of as a real Doomsday and
  • Dissolution of Nature, in which light doubtless it partly appeared
  • to himself, his own nature is nowise dissolved thereby; but rather
  • is compressed closer. For once, as we might say, a Blumine by magic
  • appliances has unlocked that shut heart of his, and its hidden things
  • rush out tumultuous, boundless, like genii enfranchised from their
  • glass vial: but no sooner are your magic appliances withdrawn, than the
  • strange casket of a heart springs to again; and perhaps there is now no
  • key extant that will open it; for a Teufelsdrockh as we remarked,
  • will not love a second time. Singular Diogenes! No sooner has that
  • heart-rending occurrence fairly taken place, than he affects to regard
  • it as a thing natural, of which there is nothing more to be said. "One
  • highest hope, seemingly legible in the eyes of an Angel, had recalled
  • him as out of Death-shadows into celestial Life: but a gleam of Tophet
  • passed over the face of his Angel; he was rapt away in whirlwinds, and
  • heard the laughter of Demons. It was a Calenture," adds he, "whereby
  • the Youth saw green Paradise-groves in the waste Ocean-waters: a lying
  • vision, yet not wholly a lie, for _he_ saw it." But what things soever
  • passed in him, when he ceased to see it; what ragings and despairings
  • soever Teufelsdrockh's soul was the scene of, he has the goodness to
  • conceal under a quite opaque cover of Silence. We know it well; the
  • first mad paroxysm past, our brave Gneschen collected his dismembered
  • philosophies, and buttoned himself together; he was meek, silent, or
  • spoke of the weather and the Journals: only by a transient knitting of
  • those shaggy brows, by some deep flash of those eyes, glancing one knew
  • not whether with tear-dew or with fierce fire,--might you have guessed
  • what a Gehenna was within: that a whole Satanic School were spouting,
  • though inaudibly, there. To consume your own choler, as some chimneys
  • consume their own smoke; to keep a whole Satanic School spouting, if it
  • must spout, inaudibly, is a negative yet no slight virtue, nor one of
  • the commonest in these times.
  • Nevertheless, we will not take upon us to say, that in the strange
  • measure he fell upon, there was not a touch of latent Insanity; whereof
  • indeed the actual condition of these Documents in _Capricornus_ and
  • _Aquarius is_ no bad emblem. His so unlimited Wanderings, toilsome
  • enough, are without assigned or perhaps assignable aim; internal Unrest
  • seems his sole guidance; he wanders, wanders, as if that curse of
  • the Prophet had fallen on him, and he were "made like unto a wheel."
  • Doubtless, too, the chaotic nature of these Paper-bags aggravates our
  • obscurity. Quite without note of preparation, for example, we come upon
  • the following slip: "A peculiar feeling it is that will rise in the
  • Traveller, when turning some hill-range in his desert road, he descries
  • lying far below, embosomed among its groves and green natural bulwarks,
  • and all diminished to a toy-box, the fair Town, where so many souls, as
  • it were seen and yet unseen, are driving their multifarious traffic. Its
  • white steeple is then truly a starward-pointing finger; the canopy
  • of blue smoke seems like a sort of Lifebreath: for always, of its own
  • unity, the soul gives unity to whatsoever it looks on with love; thus
  • does the little Dwelling-place of men, in itself a congeries of houses
  • and huts, become for us an individual, almost a person. But what
  • thousand other thoughts unite thereto, if the place has to ourselves
  • been the arena of joyous or mournful experiences; if perhaps the cradle
  • we were rocked in still stands there, if our Loving ones still dwell
  • there, if our Buried ones there slumber!" Does Teufelsdrockh as the
  • wounded eagle is said to make for its own eyrie, and indeed military
  • deserters, and all hunted outcast creatures, turn as if by instinct in
  • the direction of their birthland,--fly first, in this extremity, towards
  • his native Entepfuhl; but reflecting that there no help awaits him, take
  • only one wistful look from the distance, and then wend elsewhither?
  • Little happier seems to be his next flight: into the wilds of Nature; as
  • if in her mother-bosom he would seek healing. So at least we incline
  • to interpret the following Notice, separated from the former by some
  • considerable space, wherein, however, is nothing noteworthy:--
  • "Mountains were not new to him; but rarely are Mountains seen in such
  • combined majesty and grace as here. The rocks are of that sort called
  • Primitive by the mineralogists, which always arrange themselves in
  • masses of a rugged, gigantic character; which ruggedness, however,
  • is here tempered by a singular airiness of form, and softness of
  • environment: in a climate favorable to vegetation, the gray cliff,
  • itself covered with lichens, shoots up through a garment of foliage
  • or verdure; and white, bright cottages, tree-shaded, cluster round
  • the everlasting granite. In fine vicissitude, Beauty alternates with
  • Grandeur: you ride through stony hollows, along strait passes, traversed
  • by torrents, overhung by high walls of rock; now winding amid broken
  • shaggy chasms, and huge fragments; now suddenly emerging into some
  • emerald valley, where the streamlet collects itself into a Lake, and
  • man has again found a fair dwelling, and it seems as if Peace had
  • established herself in the bosom of Strength.
  • "To Peace, however, in this vortex of existence, can the Son of Time
  • not pretend: still less if some Spectre haunt him from the Past; and the
  • Future is wholly a Stygian Darkness, spectre-bearing. Reasonably might
  • the Wanderer exclaim to himself: Are not the gates of this world's
  • happiness inexorably shut against thee; hast thou a hope that is not
  • mad? Nevertheless, one may still murmur audibly, or in the original
  • Greek if that suit thee better: 'Whoso can look on Death will start at
  • no shadows.'
  • "From such meditations is the Wanderer's attention called outwards; for
  • now the Valley closes in abruptly, intersected by a huge mountain
  • mass, the stony water-worn ascent of which is not to be accomplished on
  • horseback. Arrived aloft, he finds himself again lifted into the evening
  • sunset light; and cannot but pause, and gaze round him, some moments
  • there. An upland irregular expanse of wold, where valleys in complex
  • branchings are suddenly or slowly arranging their descent towards every
  • quarter of the sky. The mountain-ranges are beneath your feet, and
  • folded together: only the loftier summits look down here and there as on
  • a second plain; lakes also lie clear and earnest in their solitude. No
  • trace of man now visible; unless indeed it were he who fashioned
  • that little visible link of Highway, here, as would seem, scaling the
  • inaccessible, to unite Province with Province. But sunwards, lo you! how
  • it towers sheer up, a world of Mountains, the diadem and centre of the
  • mountain region! A hundred and a hundred savage peaks, in the last light
  • of Day; all glowing, of gold and amethyst, like giant spirits of the
  • wilderness; there in their silence, in their solitude, even as on the
  • night when Noah's Deluge first dried! Beautiful, nay solemn, was the
  • sudden aspect to our Wanderer. He gazed over those stupendous masses
  • with wonder, almost with longing desire; never till this hour had he
  • known Nature, that she was One, that she was his Mother and divine. And
  • as the ruddy glow was fading into clearness in the sky, and the Sun had
  • now departed, a murmur of Eternity and Immensity, of Death and of Life,
  • stole through his soul; and he felt as if Death and Life were one, as if
  • the Earth were not dead, as if the Spirit of the Earth had its throne in
  • that splendor, and his own spirit were therewith holding communion.
  • "The spell was broken by a sound of carriage-wheels. Emerging from the
  • hidden Northward, to sink soon into the hidden Southward, came a gay
  • Barouche-and-four: it was open; servants and postilions wore wedding
  • favors: that happy pair, then, had found each other, it was their
  • marriage evening! Few moments brought them near: _Du Himmel_! It was
  • Herr Towgood and--Blumine! With slight unrecognizing salutation they
  • passed me; plunged down amid the neighboring thickets, onwards, to
  • Heaven, and to England; and I, in my friend Richter's words, _I remained
  • alone, behind them, with the Night_."
  • Were it not cruel in these circumstances, here might be the place to
  • insert an observation, gleaned long ago from the great _Clothes-Volume_,
  • where it stands with quite other intent: "Some time before Small-pox
  • was extirpated," says the Professor, "there came a new malady of
  • the spiritual sort on Europe: I mean the epidemic, now endemical, of
  • View-hunting. Poets of old date, being privileged with Senses, had also
  • enjoyed external Nature; but chiefly as we enjoy the crystal cup which
  • holds good or bad liquor for us; that is to say, in silence, or with
  • slight incidental commentary: never, as I compute, till after the
  • _Sorrows of Werter_, was there man found who would say: Come let us make
  • a Description! Having drunk the liquor, come let us eat the glass! Of
  • which endemic the Jenner is unhappily still to seek." Too true!
  • We reckon it more important to remark that the Professor's Wanderings,
  • so far as his stoical and cynical envelopment admits us to clear
  • insight, here first take their permanent character, fatuous or not. That
  • Basilisk-glance of the Barouche-and-four seems to have withered up
  • what little remnant of a purpose may have still lurked in him: Life has
  • become wholly a dark labyrinth; wherein, through long years, our Friend,
  • flying from spectres, has to stumble about at random, and naturally with
  • more haste than progress.
  • Foolish were it in us to attempt following him, even from afar, in this
  • extraordinary world-pilgrimage of his; the simplest record of which,
  • were clear record possible, would fill volumes. Hopeless is the
  • obscurity, unspeakable the confusion. He glides from country to country,
  • from condition to condition; vanishing and reappearing, no man can
  • calculate how or where. Through all quarters of the world he wanders,
  • and apparently through all circles of society. If in any scene, perhaps
  • difficult to fix geographically, he settles for a time, and forms
  • connections, be sure he will snap them abruptly asunder. Let him sink
  • out of sight as Private Scholar (_Privatsirender_), living by the grace
  • of God in some European capital, you may next find him as Hadjee in the
  • neighborhood of Mecca. It is an inexplicable Phantasmagoria, capricious,
  • quick-changing; as if our Traveller, instead of limbs and highways,
  • had transported himself by some wishing-carpet, or Fortunatus' Hat. The
  • whole, too, imparted emblematically, in dim multifarious tokens (as that
  • collection of Street-Advertisements); with only some touch of direct
  • historical notice sparingly interspersed: little light-islets in the
  • world of haze! So that, from this point, the Professor is more of an
  • enigma than ever. In figurative language, we might say he becomes, not
  • indeed a spirit, yet spiritualized, vaporized. Fact unparalleled in
  • Biography: The river of his History, which we have traced from its
  • tiniest fountains, and hoped to see flow onward, with increasing
  • current, into the ocean, here dashes itself over that terrific Lover's
  • Leap; and, as a mad-foaming cataract, flies wholly into tumultuous
  • clouds of spray! Low down it indeed collects again into pools and
  • plashes; yet only at a great distance, and with difficulty, if at all,
  • into a general stream. To cast a glance into certain of those pools and
  • plashes, and trace whither they run, must, for a chapter or two, form
  • the limit of our endeavor.
  • For which end doubtless those direct historical Notices, where they can
  • be met with, are the best. Nevertheless, of this sort too there occurs
  • much, which, with our present light, it were questionable to emit.
  • Teufelsdrockh vibrating everywhere between the highest and the lowest
  • levels, comes into contact with public History itself. For example,
  • those conversations and relations with illustrious Persons, as Sultan
  • Mahmoud, the Emperor Napoleon, and others, are they not as yet rather
  • of a diplomatic character than of a biographic? The Editor, appreciating
  • the sacredness of crowned heads, nay perhaps suspecting the possible
  • trickeries of a Clothes-Philosopher, will eschew this province for the
  • present; a new time may bring new insight and a different duty.
  • If we ask now, not indeed with what ulterior Purpose, for there was
  • none, yet with what immediate outlooks; at all events, in what mood of
  • mind, the Professor undertook and prosecuted this world-pilgrimage,--the
  • answer is more distinct than favorable. "A nameless Unrest," says he,
  • "urged me forward; to which the outward motion was some momentary lying
  • solace. Whither should I go? My Loadstars were blotted out; in that
  • canopy of grim fire shone no star. Yet forward must I; the ground burnt
  • under me; there was no rest for the sole of my foot. I was alone, alone!
  • Ever too the strong inward longing shaped Phantasms for itself: towards
  • these, one after the other, must I fruitlessly wander. A feeling I
  • had, that for my fever-thirst there was and must be somewhere a healing
  • Fountain. To many fondly imagined Fountains, the Saints' Wells of these
  • days, did I pilgrim; to great Men, to great Cities, to great Events: but
  • found there no healing. In strange countries, as in the well-known; in
  • savage deserts, as in the press of corrupt civilization, it was ever
  • the same: how could your Wanderer escape from--_his own Shadow_?
  • Nevertheless still Forward! I felt as if in great haste; to do I saw not
  • what. From the depths of my own heart, it called to me, Forwards! The
  • winds and the streams, and all Nature sounded to me, Forwards! _Ach
  • Gott_, I was even, once for all, a Son of Time."
  • From which is it not clear that the internal Satanic School was still
  • active enough? He says elsewhere: "The _Enchiridion of Epictetus_ I had
  • ever with me, often as my sole rational companion; and regret to
  • mention that the nourishment it yielded was trifling." Thou foolish
  • Teufelsdrockh How could it else? Hadst thou not Greek enough to
  • understand thus much: _The end of Man is an Action, and not a Thought_,
  • though it were the noblest?
  • "How I lived?" writes he once: "Friend, hast thou considered the 'rugged
  • all-nourishing Earth,' as Sophocles well names her; how she feeds
  • the sparrow on the house-top, much more her darling, man? While thou
  • stirrest and livest, thou hast a probability of victual. My breakfast of
  • tea has been cooked by a Tartar woman, with water of the Amur, who wiped
  • her earthen kettle with a horse-tail. I have roasted wild eggs in
  • the sand of Sahara; I have awakened in Paris _Estrapades_ and Vienna
  • _Malzleins_, with no prospect of breakfast beyond elemental liquid. That
  • I had my Living to seek saved me from Dying,--by suicide. In our
  • busy Europe, is there not an everlasting demand for Intellect, in the
  • chemical, mechanical, political, religious, educational, commercial
  • departments? In Pagan countries, cannot one write Fetishes? Living!
  • Little knowest thou what alchemy is in an inventive Soul; how, as with
  • its little finger, it can create provision enough for the body (of a
  • Philosopher); and then, as with both hands, create quite other than
  • provision; namely, spectres to torment itself withal."
  • Poor Teufelsdrockh! Flying with Hunger always parallel to him; and a
  • whole Infernal Chase in his rear; so that the countenance of Hunger is
  • comparatively a friend's! Thus must he, in the temper of ancient Cain,
  • or of the modern Wandering Jew,--save only that he feels himself not
  • guilty and but suffering the pains of guilt,--wend to and fro with
  • aimless speed. Thus must he, over the whole surface of the Earth (by
  • footprints), write his _Sorrows of Teufelsdrockh_; even as the great
  • Goethe, in passionate words, had to write his _Sorrows of Werter_,
  • before the spirit freed herself, and he could become a Man. Vain truly
  • is the hope of your swiftest Runner to escape "from his own Shadow"!
  • Nevertheless, in these sick days, when the Born of Heaven first descries
  • himself (about the age of twenty) in a world such as ours, richer
  • than usual in two things, in Truths grown obsolete, and Trades grown
  • obsolete,--what can the fool think but that it is all a Den of Lies,
  • wherein whoso will not speak Lies and act Lies, must stand idle and
  • despair? Whereby it happens that, for your nobler minds, the publishing
  • of some such Work of Art, in one or the other dialect, becomes almost
  • a necessity. For what is it properly but an Altercation with the
  • Devil, before you begin honestly Fighting him? Your Byron publishes
  • his _Sorrows of Lord George_, in verse and in prose, and copiously
  • otherwise: your Bonaparte represents his _Sorrows of Napoleon_ Opera,
  • in an all-too stupendous style; with music of cannon-volleys,
  • and murder-shrieks of a world; his stage-lights are the fires of
  • Conflagration; his rhyme and recitative are the tramp of embattled
  • Hosts and the sound of falling Cities.--Happier is he who, like our
  • Clothes-Philosopher, can write such matter, since it must be written,
  • on the insensible Earth, with his shoe-soles only; and also survive the
  • writing thereof!
  • CHAPTER VII. THE EVERLASTING NO.
  • Under the strange nebulous envelopment, wherein our Professor has now
  • shrouded himself, no doubt but his spiritual nature is nevertheless
  • progressive, and growing: for how can the "Son of Time," in any case,
  • stand still? We behold him, through those dim years, in a state of
  • crisis, of transition: his mad Pilgrimings, and general solution
  • into aimless Discontinuity, what is all this but a mad Fermentation;
  • wherefrom the fiercer it is, the clearer product will one day evolve
  • itself?
  • Such transitions are ever full of pain: thus the Eagle when he moults is
  • sickly; and, to attain his new beak, must harshly dash off the old one
  • upon rocks. What Stoicism soever our Wanderer, in his individual acts
  • and motions, may affect, it is clear that there is a hot fever of
  • anarchy and misery raging within; coruscations of which flash out: as,
  • indeed, how could there be other? Have we not seen him disappointed,
  • bemocked of Destiny, through long years? All that the young heart might
  • desire and pray for has been denied; nay, as in the last worst instance,
  • offered and then snatched away. Ever an "excellent Passivity;" but of
  • useful, reasonable Activity, essential to the former as Food to Hunger,
  • nothing granted: till at length, in this wild Pilgrimage, he must
  • forcibly seize for himself an Activity, though useless, unreasonable.
  • Alas, his cup of bitterness, which had been filling drop by drop, ever
  • since that first "ruddy morning" in the Hinterschlag Gymnasium, was at
  • the very lip; and then with that poison-drop, of the Towgood-and-Blumine
  • business, it runs over, and even hisses over in a deluge of foam.
  • He himself says once, with more justness than originality: "Men is,
  • properly speaking, based upon Hope, he has no other possession but Hope;
  • this world of his is emphatically the Place of Hope." What, then, was
  • our Professor's possession? We see him, for the present, quite shut out
  • from Hope; looking not into the golden orient, but vaguely all round
  • into a dim copper firmament, pregnant with earthquake and tornado.
  • Alas, shut out from Hope, in a deeper sense than we yet dream of!
  • For, as he wanders wearisomely through this world, he has now lost
  • all tidings of another and higher. Full of religion, or at least of
  • religiosity, as our Friend has since exhibited himself, he hides not
  • that, in those days, he was wholly irreligious: "Doubt had darkened into
  • Unbelief," says he; "shade after shade goes grimly over your soul, till
  • you have the fixed, starless, Tartarean black." To such readers as have
  • reflected, what can be called reflecting, on man's life, and happily
  • discovered, in contradiction to much Profit-and-Loss Philosophy,
  • speculative and practical, that Soul is not synonymous with Stomach;
  • who understand, therefore, in our Friend's words, "that, for man's
  • well-being, Faith is properly the one thing needful; how, with it,
  • Martyrs, otherwise weak, can cheerfully endure the shame and the cross;
  • and without it, Worldlings puke up their sick existence, by suicide, in
  • the midst of luxury:" to such it will be clear that, for a pure moral
  • nature, the loss of his religious Belief was the loss of everything.
  • Unhappy young man! All wounds, the crush of long-continued Destitution,
  • the stab of false Friendship and of false Love, all wounds in thy so
  • genial heart, would have healed again, had not its life-warmth been
  • withdrawn. Well might he exclaim, in his wild way: "Is there no God,
  • then; but at best an absentee God, sitting idle, ever since the first
  • Sabbath, at the outside of his Universe, and _see_ing it go? Has the
  • word Duty no meaning; is what we call Duty no divine Messenger and
  • Guide, but a false earthly Phantasm, made up of Desire and Fear, of
  • emanations from the Gallows and from Doctor Graham's Celestial-Bed?
  • Happiness of an approving Conscience! Did not Paul of Tarsus, whom
  • admiring men have since named Saint, feel that _he_ was 'the chief of
  • sinners;' and Nero of Rome, jocund in spirit (_wohlgemuth_), spend much
  • of his time in fiddling? Foolish Wordmonger and Motive-grinder, who in
  • thy Logic-mill hast an earthly mechanism for the Godlike itself, and
  • wouldst fain grind me out Virtue from the husks of Pleasure,--I tell
  • thee, Nay! To the unregenerate Prometheus Vinctus of a man, it is ever
  • the bitterest aggravation of his wretchedness that he is conscious of
  • Virtue, that he feels himself the victim not of suffering only, but of
  • injustice. What then? Is the heroic inspiration we name Virtue but some
  • Passion; some bubble of the blood, bubbling in the direction others
  • _profit_ by? I know not: only this I know, If what thou namest Happiness
  • be our true aim, then are we all astray. With Stupidity and sound
  • Digestion man may front much. But what, in these dull unimaginative
  • days, are the terrors of Conscience to the diseases of the Liver! Not on
  • Morality, but on Cookery, let us build our stronghold: there brandishing
  • our frying-pan, as censer, let us offer sweet incense to the Devil, and
  • live at ease on the fat things he has provided for his Elect!"
  • Thus has the bewildered Wanderer to stand, as so many have done,
  • shouting question after question into the Sibyl-cave of Destiny, and
  • receive no Answer but an Echo. It is all a grim Desert, this once-fair
  • world of his; wherein is heard only the howling of wild beasts, or the
  • shrieks of despairing, hate-filled men; and no Pillar of Cloud by day,
  • and no Pillar of Fire by night, any longer guides the Pilgrim. To such
  • length has the spirit of Inquiry carried him. "But what boots it (_was
  • thut's_)?" cries he: "it is but the common lot in this era. Not having
  • come to spiritual majority prior to the _Siecle de Louis Quinze_, and
  • not being born purely a Loghead (_Dummkopf_ ), thou hadst no other
  • outlook. The whole world is, like thee, sold to Unbelief; their old
  • Temples of the Godhead, which for long have not been rain-proof, crumble
  • down; and men ask now: Where is the Godhead; our eyes never saw him?"
  • Pitiful enough were it, for all these wild utterances, to call our
  • Diogenes wicked. Unprofitable servants as we all are, perhaps at no era
  • of his life was he more decisively the Servant of Goodness, the Servant
  • of God, than even now when doubting God's existence. "One circumstance I
  • note," says he: "after all the nameless woe that Inquiry, which for
  • me, what it is not always, was genuine Love of Truth, had wrought me! I
  • nevertheless still loved Truth, and would bate no jot of my allegiance
  • to her. 'Truth!' I cried, 'though the Heavens crush me for following
  • her: no Falsehood! though a whole celestial Lubberland were the price of
  • Apostasy.' In conduct it was the same. Had a divine Messenger from the
  • clouds, or miraculous Handwriting on the wall, convincingly proclaimed
  • to me _This thou shalt do_, with what passionate readiness, as I often
  • thought, would I have done it, had it been leaping into the
  • infernal Fire. Thus, in spite of all Motive-grinders, and Mechanical
  • Profit-and-Loss Philosophies, with the sick ophthalmia and hallucination
  • they had brought on, was the Infinite nature of Duty still dimly present
  • to me: living without God in the world, of God's light I was not utterly
  • bereft; if my as yet sealed eyes, with their unspeakable longing,
  • could nowhere see Him, nevertheless in my heart He was present, and His
  • heaven-written Law still stood legible and sacred there."
  • Meanwhile, under all these tribulations, and temporal and spiritual
  • destitutions, what must the Wanderer, in his silent soul, have endured!
  • "The painfullest feeling," writes he, "is that of your own Feebleness
  • (_Unkraft_); ever, as the English Milton says, to be weak is the true
  • misery. And yet of your Strength there is and can be no clear feeling,
  • save by what you have prospered in, by what you have done. Between
  • vague wavering Capability and fixed indubitable Performance, what a
  • difference! A certain inarticulate Self-consciousness dwells dimly
  • in us; which only our Works can render articulate and decisively
  • discernible. Our Works are the mirror wherein the spirit first sees its
  • natural lineaments. Hence, too, the folly of that impossible Precept,
  • _Know thyself_; till it be translated into this partially possible one,
  • _Know what thou canst work at_.
  • "But for me, so strangely unprosperous had I been, the net-result of my
  • Workings amounted as yet simply to--Nothing. How then could I believe in
  • my Strength, when there was as yet no mirror to see it in? Ever did this
  • agitating, yet, as I now perceive, quite frivolous question, remain to
  • me insoluble: Hast thou a certain Faculty, a certain Worth, such even
  • as the most have not; or art thou the completest Dullard of these modern
  • times? Alas, the fearful Unbelief is unbelief in yourself; and how could
  • I believe? Had not my first, last Faith in myself, when even to me the
  • Heavens seemed laid open, and I dared to love, been all too cruelly
  • belied? The speculative Mystery of Life grew ever more mysterious to me:
  • neither in the practical Mystery had I made the slightest progress, but
  • been everywhere buffeted, foiled, and contemptuously cast out. A feeble
  • unit in the middle of a threatening Infinitude, I seemed to have nothing
  • given me but eyes, whereby to discern my own wretchedness. Invisible yet
  • impenetrable walls, as of Enchantment, divided me from all living: was
  • there, in the wide world, any true bosom I could press trustfully to
  • mine? O Heaven, No, there was none! I kept a lock upon my lips: why
  • should I speak much with that shifting variety of so-called Friends,
  • in whose withered, vain and too-hungry souls Friendship was but an
  • incredible tradition? In such cases, your resource is to talk little,
  • and that little mostly from the Newspapers. Now when I look back, it was
  • a strange isolation I then lived in. The men and women around me, even
  • speaking with me, were but Figures; I had, practically, forgotten that
  • they were alive, that they were not merely automatic. In the midst of
  • their crowded streets and assemblages, I walked solitary; and (except as
  • it was my own heart, not another's, that I kept devouring) savage also,
  • as the tiger in his jungle. Some comfort it would have been, could I,
  • like a Faust, have fancied myself tempted and tormented of the Devil;
  • for a Hell, as I imagine, without Life, though only diabolic Life, were
  • more frightful: but in our age of Down-pulling and Disbelief, the very
  • Devil has been pulled down, you cannot so much as believe in a Devil. To
  • me the Universe was all void of Life, of Purpose, of Volition, even of
  • Hostility: it was one huge, dead, immeasurable Steam-engine, rolling
  • on, in its dead indifference, to grind me limb from limb. Oh, the
  • vast, gloomy, solitary Golgotha, and Mill of Death! Why was the Living
  • banished thither companionless, conscious? Why, if there is no Devil;
  • nay, unless the Devil is your God?"
  • A prey incessantly to such corrosions, might not, moreover, as the
  • worst aggravation to them, the iron constitution even of a Teufelsdrockh
  • threaten to fail? We conjecture that he has known sickness; and, in
  • spite of his locomotive habits, perhaps sickness of the chronic sort.
  • Hear this, for example: "How beautiful to die of broken-heart, on Paper!
  • Quite another thing in practice; every window of your Feeling, even of
  • your Intellect, as it were, begrimed and mud-bespattered, so that no
  • pure ray can enter; a whole Drug-shop in your inwards; the fordone soul
  • drowning slowly in quagmires of Disgust!"
  • Putting all which external and internal miseries together, may we not
  • find in the following sentences, quite in our Professor's still vein,
  • significance enough? "From Suicide a certain after-shine (_Nachschein_)
  • of Christianity withheld me: perhaps also a certain indolence of
  • character; for, was not that a remedy I had at any time within reach?
  • Often, however, was there a question present to me: Should some one now,
  • at the turning of that corner, blow thee suddenly out of Space, into the
  • other World, or other No-world, by pistol-shot,--how were it? On which
  • ground, too, I have often, in sea-storms and sieged cities and other
  • death-scenes, exhibited an imperturbability, which passed, falsely
  • enough, for courage."
  • "So had it lasted," concludes the Wanderer, "so had it lasted, as in
  • bitter protracted Death-agony, through long years. The heart within
  • me, unvisited by any heavenly dew-drop, was smouldering in sulphurous,
  • slow-consuming fire. Almost since earliest memory I had shed no tear;
  • or once only when I, murmuring half-audibly, recited Faust's Death-song,
  • that wild _Selig der den er im Siegesglanze findet_ (Happy whom _he_
  • finds in Battle's splendor), and thought that of this last Friend even
  • I was not forsaken, that Destiny itself could not doom me not to die.
  • Having no hope, neither had I any definite fear, were it of Man or
  • of Devil: nay, I often felt as if it might be solacing, could the
  • Arch-Devil himself, though in Tartarean terrors, but rise to me, that I
  • might tell him a little of my mind. And yet, strangely enough, I lived
  • in a continual, indefinite, pining fear; tremulous, pusillanimous,
  • apprehensive of I knew not what: it seemed as if all things in the
  • Heavens above and the Earth beneath would hurt me; as if the Heavens
  • and the Earth were but boundless jaws of a devouring monster, wherein I,
  • palpitating, waited to be devoured.
  • "Full of such humor, and perhaps the miserablest man in the whole French
  • Capital or Suburbs, was I, one sultry Dog-day, after much perambulation,
  • toiling along the dirty little _Rue Saint-Thomas de l'Enfer_, among
  • civic rubbish enough, in a close atmosphere, and over pavements hot
  • as Nebuchadnezzar's Furnace; whereby doubtless my spirits were little
  • cheered; when, all at once, there rose a Thought in me, and I asked
  • myself: 'What _art_ thou afraid of? Wherefore, like a coward, dost
  • thou forever pip and whimper, and go cowering and trembling? Despicable
  • biped! what is the sum-total of the worst that lies before thee? Death?
  • Well, Death; and say the pangs of Tophet too, and all that the Devil and
  • Man may, will or can do against thee! Hast thou not a heart; canst thou
  • not suffer whatsoever it be; and, as a Child of Freedom, though outcast,
  • trample Tophet itself under thy feet, while it consumes thee? Let it
  • come, then; I will meet it and defy it!' And as I so thought, there
  • rushed like a stream of fire over my whole soul; and I shook base Fear
  • away from me forever. I was strong, of unknown strength; a spirit,
  • almost a god. Ever from that time, the temper of my misery was changed:
  • not Fear or whining Sorrow was it, but Indignation and grim fire-eyed
  • Defiance.
  • "Thus had the EVERLASTING NO (_das ewige Nein_) pealed authoritatively
  • through all the recesses of my Being, of my ME; and then was it that
  • my whole ME stood up, in native God-created majesty, and with emphasis
  • recorded its Protest. Such a Protest, the most important transaction in
  • Life, may that same Indignation and Defiance, in a psychological point
  • of view, be fitly called. The Everlasting No had said: 'Behold, thou art
  • fatherless, outcast, and the Universe is mine (the Devil's);' to which
  • my whole Me now made answer: '_I_ am not thine, but Free, and forever
  • hate thee!'
  • "It is from this hour that I incline to date my Spiritual New-birth,
  • or Baphometic Fire-baptism; perhaps I directly thereupon began to be a
  • Man."
  • CHAPTER VIII. CENTRE OF INDIFFERENCE.
  • Though, after this "Baphometic Fire-baptism" of his, our Wanderer
  • signifies that his Unrest was but increased; as, indeed, "Indignation
  • and Defiance," especially against things in general, are not the most
  • peaceable inmates; yet can the Psychologist surmise that it was no
  • longer a quite hopeless Unrest; that henceforth it had at least a fixed
  • centre to revolve round. For the fire-baptized soul, long so scathed
  • and thunder-riven, here feels its own Freedom, which feeling is its
  • Baphometic Baptism: the citadel of its whole kingdom it has thus
  • gained by assault, and will keep inexpugnable; outwards from which the
  • remaining dominions, not indeed without hard battling, will doubtless
  • by degrees be conquered and pacificated. Under another figure, we might
  • say, if in that great moment, in the _Rue Saint-Thomas de l'Enfer_, the
  • old inward Satanic School was not yet thrown out of doors, it received
  • peremptory judicial notice to quit;--whereby, for the rest, its
  • howl-chantings, Ernulphus-cursings, and rebellious gnashings of teeth,
  • might, in the mean while, become only the more tumultuous, and difficult
  • to keep secret.
  • Accordingly, if we scrutinize these Pilgrimings well, there is perhaps
  • discernible henceforth a certain incipient method in their madness. Not
  • wholly as a Spectre does Teufelsdrockh now storm through the world;
  • at worst as a spectra-fighting Man, nay who will one day be a
  • Spectre-queller. If pilgriming restlessly to so many "Saints' Wells,"
  • and ever without quenching of his thirst, he nevertheless finds little
  • secular wells, whereby from time to time some alleviation is ministered.
  • In a word, he is now, if not ceasing, yet intermitting to "eat his own
  • heart;" and clutches round him outwardly on the NOT-ME for wholesomer
  • food. Does not the following glimpse exhibit him in a much more natural
  • state?
  • "Towns also and Cities, especially the ancient, I failed not to look
  • upon with interest. How beautiful to see thereby, as through a long
  • vista, into the remote Time; to have, as it were, an actual section of
  • almost the earliest Past brought safe into the Present, and set before
  • your eyes! There, in that old City, was a live ember of Culinary Fire
  • put down, say only two thousand years ago; and there, burning more or
  • less triumphantly, with such fuel as the region yielded, it has burnt,
  • and still burns, and thou thyself seest the very smoke thereof. Ah! and
  • the far more mysterious live ember of Vital Fire was then also put down
  • there; and still miraculously burns and spreads; and the smoke and
  • ashes thereof (in these Judgment-Halls and Churchyards), and its
  • bellows-engines (in these Churches), thou still seest; and its flame,
  • looking out from every kind countenance, and every hateful one, still
  • warms thee or scorches thee.
  • "Of Man's Activity and Attainment the chief results are aeriform,
  • mystic, and preserved in Tradition only: such are his Forms of
  • Government, with the Authority they rest on; his Customs, or Fashions
  • both of Cloth-habits and of Soul-habits; much more his collective
  • stock of Handicrafts, the whole Faculty he has acquired of manipulating
  • Nature: all these things, as indispensable and priceless as they
  • are, cannot in any way be fixed under lock and key, but must flit,
  • spirit-like, on impalpable vehicles, from Father to Son; if you demand
  • sight of them, they are nowhere to be met with. Visible Ploughmen and
  • Hammermen there have been, ever from Cain and Tubal-cain downwards:
  • but where does your accumulated Agricultural, Metallurgic, and
  • other Manufacturing SKILL lie warehoused? It transmits itself on the
  • atmospheric air, on the sun's rays (by Hearing and by Vision); it is a
  • thing aeriform, impalpable, of quite spiritual sort. In like manner, ask
  • me not, Where are the LAWS; where is the GOVERNMENT? In vain wilt thou
  • go to Schonbrunn, to Downing Street, to the Palais Bourbon; thou findest
  • nothing there but brick or stone houses, and some bundles of Papers
  • tied with tape. Where, then, is that same cunningly devised almighty
  • GOVERNMENT of theirs to be laid hands on? Everywhere, yet nowhere: seen
  • only in its works, this too is a thing aeriform, invisible; or if you
  • will, mystic and miraculous. So spiritual (_geistig_) is our whole daily
  • Life: all that we do springs out of Mystery, Spirit, invisible Force;
  • only like a little Cloud-image, or Armida's Palace, air-built, does the
  • Actual body itself forth from the great mystic Deep.
  • "Visible and tangible products of the Past, again, I reckon up to the
  • extent of three: Cities, with their Cabinets and Arsenals; then tilled
  • Fields, to either or to both of which divisions Roads with their Bridges
  • may belong; and thirdly--Books. In which third truly, the last invented,
  • lies a worth far surpassing that of the two others. Wondrous indeed
  • is the virtue of a true Book. Not like a dead city of stones, yearly
  • crumbling, yearly needing repair; more like a tilled field, but then
  • a spiritual field: like a spiritual tree, let me rather say, it stands
  • from year to year, and from age to age (we have Books that already
  • number some hundred and fifty human ages); and yearly comes its new
  • produce of leaves (Commentaries, Deductions, Philosophical, Political
  • Systems; or were it only Sermons, Pamphlets, Journalistic Essays), every
  • one of which is talismanic and thaumaturgic, for it can persuade men.
  • O thou who art able to write a Book, which once in the two centuries
  • or oftener there is a man gifted to do, envy not him whom they name
  • City-builder, and inexpressibly pity him whom they name Conqueror or
  • City-burner! Thou too art a Conqueror and Victor; but of the true sort,
  • namely over the Devil: thou too hast built what will outlast all marble
  • and metal, and be a wonder-bringing City of the Mind, a Temple and
  • Seminary and Prophetic Mount, whereto all kindreds of the Earth will
  • pilgrim.--Fool! why journeyest thou wearisomely, in thy antiquarian
  • fervor, to gaze on the stone pyramids of Geeza, or the clay ones of
  • Sacchara? These stand there, as I can tell thee, idle and inert, looking
  • over the Desert, foolishly enough, for the last three thousand years:
  • but canst thou not open thy Hebrew BIBLE, then, or even Luther's Version
  • thereof?"
  • No less satisfactory is his sudden appearance not in Battle, yet on some
  • Battle-field; which, we soon gather, must be that of Wagram; so that
  • here, for once, is a certain approximation to distinctness of date.
  • Omitting much, let us impart what follows:--
  • "Horrible enough! A whole Marchfeld strewed with shell-splinters,
  • cannon-shot, ruined tumbrils, and dead men and horses; stragglers still
  • remaining not so much as buried. And those red mould heaps; ay, there
  • lie the Shells of Men, out of which all the Life and Virtue has been
  • blown; and now are they swept together, and crammed down out of sight,
  • like blown Egg-shells!--Did Nature, when she bade the Donau bring down
  • his mould-cargoes from the Carinthian and Carpathian Heights, and
  • spread them out here into the softest, richest level,--intend thee, O
  • Marchfeld, for a corn-bearing Nursery, whereon her children might be
  • nursed; or for a Cockpit, wherein they might the more commodiously be
  • throttled and tattered? Were thy three broad Highways, meeting here from
  • the ends of Europe, made for Ammunition-wagons, then? Were thy Wagrams
  • and Stillfrieds but so many ready-built Casemates, wherein the house of
  • Hapsburg might batter with artillery, and with artillery be battered?
  • Konig Ottokar, amid yonder hillocks, dies under Rodolf's truncheon;
  • here Kaiser Franz falls a-swoon under Napoleon's: within which five
  • centuries, to omit the others, how has thy breast, fair Plain, been
  • defaced and defiled! The greensward is torn up and trampled down; man's
  • fond care of it, his fruit-trees, hedge-rows, and pleasant dwellings,
  • blown away with gunpowder; and the kind seedfield lies a desolate,
  • hideous Place of Skulls.--Nevertheless, Nature is at work; neither shall
  • these Powder-Devilkins with their utmost devilry gainsay her: but all
  • that gore and carnage will be shrouded in, absorbed into manure; and
  • next year the Marchfeld will be green, nay greener. Thrifty unwearied
  • Nature, ever out of our great waste educing some little profit of thy
  • own,--how dost thou, from the very carcass of the Killer, bring Life for
  • the Living!
  • "What, speaking in quite unofficial language, is the net purport and
  • upshot of war? To my own knowledge, for example, there dwell and toil,
  • in the British village of Dumdrudge, usually some five hundred souls.
  • From these, by certain 'Natural Enemies' of the French, there are
  • successively selected, during the French war, say thirty able-bodied
  • men; Dumdrudge, at her own expense, has suckled and nursed them: she
  • has, not without difficulty and sorrow, fed them up to manhood, and even
  • trained them to crafts, so that one can weave, another build, another
  • hammer, and the weakest can stand under thirty stone avoirdupois.
  • Nevertheless, amid much weeping and swearing, they are selected; all
  • dressed in red; and shipped away, at the public charges, some two
  • thousand miles, or say only to the south of Spain; and fed there till
  • wanted. And now to that same spot, in the south of Spain, are thirty
  • similar French artisans, from a French Dumdrudge, in like manner
  • wending: till at length, after infinite effort, the two parties come
  • into actual juxtaposition; and Thirty stands fronting Thirty, each with
  • a gun in his hand. Straightaway the word 'Fire!' is given; and they
  • blow the souls out of one another; and in place of sixty brisk useful
  • craftsmen, the world has sixty dead carcasses, which it must bury, and
  • anew shed tears for. Had these men any quarrel? Busy as the Devil
  • is, not the smallest! They lived far enough apart; were the entirest
  • strangers; nay, in so wide a Universe, there was even, unconsciously,
  • by Commerce, some mutual helpfulness between them. How then? Simpleton!
  • their Governors had fallen out; and instead of shooting one another,
  • had the cunning to make these poor blockheads shoot.--Alas, so is it
  • in Deutschland, and hitherto in all other lands; still as of old,
  • 'what devilry soever Kings do, the Greeks must pay the piper!'--In that
  • fiction of the English Smollett, it is true, the final Cessation of War
  • is perhaps prophetically shadowed forth; where the two Natural Enemies,
  • in person, take each a Tobacco-pipe, filled with Brimstone; light the
  • same, and smoke in one another's faces, till the weaker gives in:
  • but from such predicted Peace-Era, what blood-filled trenches, and
  • contentious centuries, may still divide us!"
  • Thus can the Professor, at least in lucid intervals, look away from his
  • own sorrows, over the many-colored world, and pertinently enough note
  • what is passing there. We may remark, indeed, that for the matter of
  • spiritual culture, if for nothing else, perhaps few periods of his
  • life were richer than this. Internally, there is the most momentous
  • instructive Course of Practical Philosophy, with Experiments, going
  • on; towards the right comprehension of which his Peripatetic habits,
  • favorable to Meditation, might help him rather than hinder. Externally,
  • again, as he wanders to and fro, there are, if for the longing heart
  • little substance, yet for the seeing eye sights enough in these so
  • boundless Travels of his, granting that the Satanic School was even
  • partially kept down, what an incredible knowledge of our Planet, and
  • its Inhabitants and their Works, that is to say, of all knowable things,
  • might not Teufelsdrockh acquire!
  • "I have read in most Public Libraries," says he, "including those of
  • Constantinople and Samarcand: in most Colleges, except the Chinese
  • Mandarin ones, I have studied, or seen that there was no studying.
  • Unknown Languages have I oftenest gathered from their natural repertory,
  • the Air, by my organ of Hearing; Statistics, Geographics, Topographics
  • came, through the Eye, almost of their own accord. The ways of Man, how
  • he seeks food, and warmth, and protection for himself, in most regions,
  • are ocularly known to me. Like the great Hadrian, I meted out much of
  • the terraqueous Globe with a pair of Compasses that belonged to myself
  • only.
  • "Of great Scenes why speak? Three summer days, I lingered reflecting,
  • and even composing (_dichtete_), by the Pine-chasms of Vaucluse; and in
  • that clear Lakelet moistened my bread. I have sat under the Palm-trees
  • of Tadmor; smoked a pipe among the ruins of Babylon. The great Wall of
  • China I have seen; and can testify that it is of gray brick, coped and
  • covered with granite, and shows only second-rate masonry.--Great Events,
  • also, have not I witnessed? Kings sweated down (_ausgemergelt_) into
  • Berlin-and-Milan Customhouse-Officers; the World well won, and the World
  • well lost; oftener than once a hundred thousand individuals shot (by
  • each other) in one day. All kindreds and peoples and nations dashed
  • together, and shifted and shovelled into heaps, that they might ferment
  • there, and in time unite. The birth-pangs of Democracy, wherewith
  • convulsed Europe was groaning in cries that reached Heaven, could not
  • escape me.
  • "For great Men I have ever had the warmest predilection; and can perhaps
  • boast that few such in this era have wholly escaped me. Great Men
  • are the inspired (speaking and acting) Texts of that divine BOOK OF
  • REVELATIONS, whereof a Chapter is completed from epoch to epoch, and by
  • some named HISTORY; to which inspired Texts your numerous talented men,
  • and your innumerable untalented men, are the better or worse exegetic
  • Commentaries, and wagon-load of too-stupid, heretical or orthodox,
  • weekly Sermons. For my study, the inspired Texts themselves! Thus did
  • not I, in very early days, having disguised me as tavern-waiter, stand
  • behind the field-chairs, under that shady Tree at Treisnitz by the Jena
  • Highway; waiting upon the great Schiller and greater Goethe; and hearing
  • what I have not forgotten. For--"
  • --But at this point the Editor recalls his principle of caution, some
  • time ago laid down, and must suppress much. Let not the sacredness of
  • Laurelled, still more, of Crowned Heads, be tampered with. Should we,
  • at a future day, find circumstances altered, and the time come for
  • Publication, then may these glimpses into the privacy of the Illustrious
  • be conceded; which for the present were little better than treacherous,
  • perhaps traitorous Eavesdroppings. Of Lord Byron, therefore, of Pope
  • Pius, Emperor Tarakwang, and the "White Water-roses" (Chinese Carbonari)
  • with their mysteries, no notice here! Of Napoleon himself we shall only,
  • glancing from afar, remark that Teufelsdrockh's relation to him seems to
  • have been of very varied character. At first we find our poor
  • Professor on the point of being shot as a spy; then taken into private
  • conversation, even pinched on the ear, yet presented with no money;
  • at last indignantly dismissed, almost thrown out of doors, as an
  • "Ideologist." "He himself," says the Professor, "was among the
  • completest Ideologists, at least Ideopraxists: in the Idea (_in der
  • Idee_) he lived, moved and fought. The man was a Divine Missionary,
  • though unconscious of it; and preached, through the cannon's throat,
  • that great doctrine, _La carriere ouverte aux talens_ (The Tools to him
  • that can handle them), which is our ultimate Political Evangel,
  • wherein alone can liberty lie. Madly enough he preached, it is true, as
  • Enthusiasts and first Missionaries are wont, with imperfect utterance,
  • amid much frothy rant; yet as articulately perhaps as the case admitted.
  • Or call him, if you will, an American Backwoodsman, who had to fell
  • unpenetrated forests, and battle with innumerable wolves, and did
  • not entirely forbear strong liquor, rioting, and even theft; whom,
  • notwithstanding, the peaceful Sower will follow, and, as he cuts the
  • boundless harvest, bless."
  • More legitimate and decisively authentic is Teufelsdrockh's appearance
  • and emergence (we know not well whence) in the solitude of the North
  • Cape, on that June Midnight. He has a "light-blue Spanish cloak"
  • hanging round him, as his "most commodious, principal, indeed sole
  • upper-garment;" and stands there, on the World-promontory, looking
  • over the infinite Brine, like a little blue Belfry (as we figure), now
  • motionless indeed, yet ready, if stirred, to ring quaintest changes.
  • "Silence as of death," writes he; "for Midnight, even in the
  • Arctic latitudes, has its character: nothing but the granite cliffs
  • ruddy-tinged, the peaceable gurgle of that slow-heaving Polar Ocean,
  • over which in the utmost North the great Sun hangs low and lazy, as if
  • he too were slumbering. Yet is his cloud-couch wrought of crimson and
  • cloth-of-gold; yet does his light stream over the mirror of waters,
  • like a tremulous fire-pillar, shooting downwards to the abyss, and hide
  • itself under my feet. In such moments, Solitude also is invaluable; for
  • who would speak, or be looked on, when behind him lies all Europe and
  • Africa, fast asleep, except the watchmen; and before him the silent
  • Immensity, and Palace of the Eternal, whereof our Sun is but a
  • porch-lamp?
  • "Nevertheless, in this solemn moment comes a man, or monster, scrambling
  • from among the rock-hollows; and, shaggy, huge as the Hyperborean
  • Bear, hails me in Russian speech: most probably, therefore, a Russian
  • Smuggler. With courteous brevity, I signify my indifference to
  • contraband trade, my humane intentions, yet strong wish to be private.
  • In vain: the monster, counting doubtless on his superior stature,
  • and minded to make sport for himself, or perhaps profit, were it with
  • murder, continues to advance; ever assailing me with his importunate
  • train-oil breath; and now has advanced, till we stand both on the verge
  • of the rock, the deep Sea rippling greedily down below. What argument
  • will avail? On the thick Hyperborean, cherubic reasoning, seraphic
  • eloquence were lost. Prepared for such extremity, I, deftly enough,
  • whisk aside one step; draw out, from my interior reservoirs, a
  • sufficient Birmingham Horse-pistol, and say, 'Be so obliging as retire,
  • Friend (_Er ziehe sich zuruck, Freund_), and with promptitude!' This
  • logic even the Hyperborean understands: fast enough, with apologetic,
  • petitionary growl, he sidles off; and, except for suicidal as well as
  • homicidal purposes, need not return.
  • "Such I hold to be the genuine use of Gunpowder: that it makes all men
  • alike tall. Nay, if thou be cooler, cleverer than I, if thou have more
  • _Mind_, though all but no _Body_ whatever, then canst thou kill me
  • first, and art the taller. Hereby, at last, is the Goliath powerless,
  • and the David resistless; savage Animalism is nothing, inventive
  • Spiritualism is all.
  • "With respect to Duels, indeed, I have my own ideas. Few things, in this
  • so surprising world, strike me with more surprise. Two little visual
  • Spectra of men, hovering with insecure enough cohesion in the midst of
  • the UNFATHOMABLE, and to dissolve therein, at any rate, very soon,--make
  • pause at the distance of twelve paces asunder; whirl round; and,
  • simultaneously by the cunningest mechanism, explode one another into
  • Dissolution; and off-hand become Air, and Non-extant! Deuce on it
  • (_verdammt_), the little spitfires!--Nay, I think with old Hugo von
  • Trimberg: 'God must needs laugh outright, could such a thing be, to see
  • his wondrous Manikins here below.'"
  • But amid these specialties, let us not forget the great generality,
  • which is our chief quest here: How prospered the inner man of
  • Teufelsdrockh, under so much outward shifting! Does Legion still lurk
  • in him, though repressed; or has he exorcised that Devil's Brood? We
  • can answer that the symptoms continue promising. Experience is the
  • grand spiritual Doctor; and with him Teufelsdrockh has now been long a
  • patient, swallowing many a bitter bolus. Unless our poor Friend belong
  • to the numerous class of Incurables, which seems not likely, some cure
  • will doubtless be effected. We should rather say that Legion, or the
  • Satanic School, was now pretty well extirpated and cast out, but next
  • to nothing introduced in its room; whereby the heart remains, for the
  • while, in a quiet but no comfortable state.
  • "At length, after so much roasting," thus writes our Autobiographer, "I
  • was what you might name calcined. Pray only that it be not rather, as is
  • the more frequent issue, reduced to a _caput-mortuum_! But in any
  • case, by mere dint of practice, I had grown familiar with many things.
  • Wretchedness was still wretched; but I could now partly see through it,
  • and despise it. Which highest mortal, in this inane Existence, had I not
  • found a Shadow-hunter, or Shadow-hunted; and, when I looked through his
  • brave garnitures, miserable enough? Thy wishes have all been sniffed
  • aside, thought I: but what, had they even been all granted! Did not the
  • Boy Alexander weep because he had not two Planets to conquer; or a whole
  • Solar System; or after that, a whole Universe? _Ach Gott_, when I gazed
  • into these Stars, have they not looked down on me as if with pity, from
  • their serene spaces; like Eyes glistening with heavenly tears over the
  • little lot of man! Thousands of human generations, all as noisy as our
  • own, have been swallowed up of Time, and there remains no wreck of them
  • any more; and Arcturus and Orion and Sirius and the Pleiades are still
  • shining in their courses, clear and young, as when the Shepherd first
  • noted them in the plain of Shinar. Pshaw! what is this paltry little
  • Dog-cage of an Earth; what art thou that sittest whining there? Thou art
  • still Nothing, Nobody: true; but who, then, is Something, Somebody? For
  • thee the Family of Man has no use; it rejects thee; thou art wholly as a
  • dissevered limb: so be it; perhaps it is better so!"
  • Too-heavy-laden Teufelsdrockh! Yet surely his bands are loosening; one
  • day he will hurl the burden far from him, and bound forth free and with
  • a second youth.
  • "This," says our Professor, "was the CENTRE OF INDIFFERENCE I had now
  • reached; through which whoso travels from the Negative Pole to the
  • Positive must necessarily pass."
  • CHAPTER IX. THE EVERLASTING YEA.
  • "Temptations in the Wilderness!" exclaims Teufelsdrockh, "Have we not
  • all to be tried with such? Not so easily can the old Adam, lodged in us
  • by birth, be dispossessed. Our Life is compassed round with Necessity;
  • yet is the meaning of Life itself no other than Freedom, than Voluntary
  • Force: thus have we a warfare; in the beginning, especially,
  • a hard-fought battle. For the God-given mandate, _Work thou in
  • Well-doing_, lies mysteriously written, in Promethean Prophetic
  • Characters, in our hearts; and leaves us no rest, night or day, till it
  • be deciphered and obeyed; till it burn forth, in our conduct, a visible,
  • acted Gospel of Freedom. And as the clay-given mandate, _Eat thou and
  • be filled_, at the same time persuasively proclaims itself through every
  • nerve,--must not there be a confusion, a contest, before the better
  • Influence can become the upper?
  • "To me nothing seems more natural than that the Son of Man, when such
  • God-given mandate first prophetically stirs within him, and the Clay
  • must now be vanquished or vanquish,--should be carried of the spirit
  • into grim Solitudes, and there fronting the Tempter do grimmest battle
  • with him; defiantly setting him at naught till he yield and fly. Name
  • it as we choose: with or without visible Devil, whether in the
  • natural Desert of rocks and sands, or in the populous moral Desert of
  • selfishness and baseness,--to such Temptation are we all called. Unhappy
  • if we are not! Unhappy if we are but Half-men, in whom that divine
  • handwriting has never blazed forth, all-subduing, in true sun-splendor;
  • but quivers dubiously amid meaner lights: or smoulders, in dull pain, in
  • darkness, under earthly vapors!--Our Wilderness is the wide World in
  • an Atheistic Century; our Forty Days are long years of suffering and
  • fasting: nevertheless, to these also comes an end. Yes, to me also was
  • given, if not Victory, yet the consciousness of Battle, and the
  • resolve to persevere therein while life or faculty is left. To me also,
  • entangled in the enchanted forests, demon-peopled, doleful of sight and
  • of sound, it was given, after weariest wanderings, to work out my way
  • into the higher sunlit slopes--of that Mountain which has no summit, or
  • whose summit is in Heaven only!"
  • He says elsewhere, under a less ambitious figure; as figures are, once
  • for all, natural to him: "Has not thy Life been that of most sufficient
  • men (_tuchtigen Manner_) thou hast known in this generation? An outflush
  • of foolish young Enthusiasm, like the first fallow-crop, wherein are as
  • many weeds as valuable herbs: this all parched away, under the Droughts
  • of practical and spiritual Unbelief, as Disappointment, in thought and
  • act, often-repeated gave rise to Doubt, and Doubt gradually settled
  • into Denial! If I have had a second-crop, and now see the perennial
  • greensward, and sit under umbrageous cedars, which defy all Drought (and
  • Doubt); herein too, be the Heavens praised, I am not without examples,
  • and even exemplars."
  • So that, for Teufelsdrockh, also, there has been a "glorious
  • revolution:" these mad shadow-hunting and shadow-hunted Pilgrimings of
  • his were but some purifying "Temptation in the Wilderness," before his
  • apostolic work (such as it was) could begin; which Temptation is now
  • happily over, and the Devil once more worsted! Was "that high moment in
  • the _Rue de l'Enfer_," then, properly the turning-point of the battle;
  • when the Fiend said, _Worship me, or be torn in shreds_; and was
  • answered valiantly with an _Apage Satana_?--Singular Teufelsdrockh,
  • would thou hadst told thy singular story in plain words! But it is
  • fruitless to look there, in those Paper-bags, for such. Nothing but
  • innuendoes, figurative crotchets: a typical Shadow, fitfully wavering,
  • prophetico-satiric; no clear logical Picture. "How paint to the sensual
  • eye," asks he once, "what passes in the Holy-of-Holies of Man's Soul;
  • in what words, known to these profane times, speak even afar-off of the
  • unspeakable?" We ask in turn: Why perplex these times, profane as
  • they are, with needless obscurity, by omission and by commission? Not
  • mystical only is our Professor, but whimsical; and involves himself, now
  • more than ever, in eye-bewildering _chiaroscuro_. Successive glimpses,
  • here faithfully imparted, our more gifted readers must endeavor to
  • combine for their own behoof.
  • He says: "The hot Harmattan wind had raged itself out; its howl went
  • silent within me; and the long-deafened soul could now hear. I paused in
  • my wild wanderings; and sat me down to wait, and consider; for it was
  • as if the hour of change drew nigh. I seemed to surrender, to renounce
  • utterly, and say: Fly, then, false shadows of Hope; I will chase you no
  • more, I will believe you no more. And ye too, haggard spectres of Fear,
  • I care not for you; ye too are all shadows and a lie. Let me rest here:
  • for I am way-weary and life-weary; I will rest here, were it but to
  • die: to die or to live is alike to me; alike insignificant."--And again:
  • "Here, then, as I lay in that CENTRE OF INDIFFERENCE; cast, doubtless by
  • benignant upper Influence, into a healing sleep, the heavy dreams rolled
  • gradually away, and I awoke to a new Heaven and a new Earth. The first
  • preliminary moral Act, Annihilation of Self (_Selbst-todtung_), had
  • been happily accomplished; and my mind's eyes were now unsealed, and its
  • hands ungyved."
  • Might we not also conjecture that the following passage refers to his
  • Locality, during this same "healing sleep;" that his Pilgrim-staff lies
  • cast aside here, on "the high table-land;" and indeed that the repose is
  • already taking wholesome effect on him? If it were not that the tone,
  • in some parts, has more of riancy, even of levity, than we could have
  • expected! However, in Teufelsdrockh, there is always the strangest
  • Dualism: light dancing, with guitar-music, will be going on in the
  • fore-court, while by fits from within comes the faint whimpering of woe
  • and wail. We transcribe the piece entire.
  • "Beautiful it was to sit there, as in my skyey Tent, musing and
  • meditating; on the high table-land, in front of the Mountains; over me,
  • as roof, the azure Dome, and around me, for walls, four azure-flowing
  • curtains,--namely, of the Four azure Winds, on whose bottom-fringes
  • also I have seen gilding. And then to fancy the fair Castles that stood
  • sheltered in these Mountain hollows; with their green flower-lawns,
  • and white dames and damosels, lovely enough: or better still, the
  • straw-roofed Cottages, wherein stood many a Mother baking bread, with
  • her children round her:--all hidden and protectingly folded up in the
  • valley-folds; yet there and alive, as sure as if I beheld them. Or to
  • see, as well as fancy, the nine Towns and Villages, that lay round my
  • mountain-seat, which, in still weather, were wont to speak to me (by
  • their steeple-bells) with metal tongue; and, in almost all weather,
  • proclaimed their vitality by repeated Smoke-clouds; whereon, as on a
  • culinary horologe, I might read the hour of the day. For it was the
  • smoke of cookery, as kind housewives at morning, midday, eventide, were
  • boiling their husbands' kettles; and ever a blue pillar rose up into the
  • air, successively or simultaneously, from each of the nine, saying, as
  • plainly as smoke could say: Such and such a meal is getting ready
  • here. Not uninteresting! For you have the whole Borough, with all its
  • love-makings and scandal-mongeries, contentions and contentments, as
  • in miniature, and could cover it all with your hat.--If, in my wide
  • Way-farings, I had learned to look into the business of the World in
  • its details, here perhaps was the place for combining it into general
  • propositions, and deducing inferences therefrom.
  • "Often also could I see the black Tempest marching in anger through the
  • Distance: round some Schreckhorn, as yet grim-blue, would the eddying
  • vapor gather, and there tumultuously eddy, and flow down like a mad
  • witch's hair; till, after a space, it vanished, and, in the clear
  • sunbeam, your Schreckhorn stood smiling grim-white, for the vapor
  • had held snow. How thou fermentest and elaboratest, in thy great
  • fermenting-vat and laboratory of an Atmosphere, of a World, O
  • Nature!--Or what is Nature? Ha! why do I not name thee GOD? Art not thou
  • the 'Living Garment of God'? O Heavens, is it, in very deed, HE, then,
  • that ever speaks through thee; that lives and loves in thee, that lives
  • and loves in me?
  • "Fore-shadows, call them rather fore-splendors, of that Truth, and
  • Beginning of Truths, fell mysteriously over my soul. Sweeter than
  • Dayspring to the Shipwrecked in Nova Zembla; ah, like the mother's voice
  • to her little child that strays bewildered, weeping, in unknown tumults;
  • like soft streamings of celestial music to my too-exasperated
  • heart, came that Evangel. The Universe is not dead and demoniacal, a
  • charnel-house with spectres; but godlike, and my Father's!
  • "With other eyes, too, could I now look upon my fellowman: with an
  • infinite Love, an infinite Pity. Poor, wandering, wayward man! Art thou
  • not tried, and beaten with stripes, even as I am? Ever, whether thou
  • bear the royal mantle or the beggar's gabardine, art thou not so weary,
  • so heavy-laden; and thy Bed of Rest is but a Grave. O my Brother, my
  • Brother, why cannot I shelter thee in my bosom, and wipe away all tears
  • from thy eyes!--Truly, the din of many-voiced Life, which, in this
  • solitude, with the mind's organ, I could hear, was no longer a maddening
  • discord, but a melting one; like inarticulate cries, and sobbings of a
  • dumb creature, which in the ear of Heaven are prayers. The poor Earth,
  • with her poor joys, was now my needy Mother, not my cruel Stepdame; Man,
  • with his so mad Wants and so mean Endeavors, had become the dearer to
  • me; and even for his sufferings and his sins, I now first named him
  • Brother. Thus was I standing in the porch of that '_Sanctuary of
  • Sorrow_;' by strange, steep ways had I too been guided thither; and ere
  • long its sacred gates would open, and the '_Divine Depth of Sorrow_' lie
  • disclosed to me."
  • The Professor says, he here first got eye on the Knot that had been
  • strangling him, and straightway could unfasten it, and was free. "A
  • vain interminable controversy," writes he, "touching what is at present
  • called Origin of Evil, or some such thing, arises in every soul, since
  • the beginning of the world; and in every soul, that would pass from
  • idle Suffering into actual Endeavoring, must first be put an end to. The
  • most, in our time, have to go content with a simple, incomplete enough
  • Suppression of this controversy; to a few some Solution of it is
  • indispensable. In every new era, too, such Solution comes out in
  • different terms; and ever the Solution of the last era has become
  • obsolete, and is found unserviceable. For it is man's nature to change
  • his Dialect from century to century; he cannot help it though he would.
  • The authentic _Church-Catechism_ of our present century has not yet
  • fallen into my hands: meanwhile, for my own private behoof I attempt to
  • elucidate the matter so. Man's Unhappiness, as I construe, comes of his
  • Greatness; it is because there is an Infinite in him, which with all his
  • cunning he cannot quite bury under the Finite. Will the whole Finance
  • Ministers and Upholsterers and Confectioners of modern Europe undertake,
  • in joint-stock company, to make one Shoeblack HAPPY? They cannot
  • accomplish it, above an hour or two: for the Shoeblack also has a Soul
  • quite other than his Stomach; and would require, if you consider it,
  • for his permanent satisfaction and saturation, simply this allotment,
  • no more, and no less: _God's infinite Universe altogether to himself_,
  • therein to enjoy infinitely, and fill every wish as fast as it rose.
  • Oceans of Hochheimer, a Throat like that of Ophiuchus: speak not of
  • them; to the infinite Shoeblack they are as nothing. No sooner is
  • your ocean filled, than he grumbles that it might have been of better
  • vintage. Try him with half of a Universe, of an Omnipotence, he sets to
  • quarrelling with the proprietor of the other half, and declares himself
  • the most maltreated of men.--Always there is a black spot in our
  • sunshine: it is even, as I said, the _Shadow of Ourselves_.
  • "But the whim we have of Happiness is somewhat thus. By certain
  • valuations, and averages, of our own striking, we come upon some sort of
  • average terrestrial lot; this we fancy belongs to us by nature, and of
  • indefeasible right. It is simple payment of our wages, of our deserts;
  • requires neither thanks nor complaint; only such _overplus_ as there may
  • be do we account Happiness; any _deficit_ again is Misery. Now consider
  • that we have the valuation of our own deserts ourselves, and what a fund
  • of Self-conceit there is in each of us,--do you wonder that the balance
  • should so often dip the wrong way, and many a Blockhead cry: See
  • there, what a payment; was ever worthy gentleman so used!--I tell thee,
  • Blockhead, it all comes of thy Vanity; of what thou _fanciest_ those
  • same deserts of thine to be. Fancy that thou deservest to be hanged (as
  • is most likely), thou wilt feel it happiness to be only shot: fancy that
  • thou deservest to be hanged in a hair-halter, it will be a luxury to die
  • in hemp.
  • "So true is it, what I then said, that _the Fraction of Life can be
  • increased in value not so much by increasing your Numerator as by
  • lessening your Denominator_. Nay, unless my Algebra deceive me, _Unity_
  • itself divided by _Zero_ will give _Infinity_. Make thy claim of wages
  • a zero, then; thou hast the world under thy feet. Well did the Wisest
  • of our time write: 'It is only with Renunciation (_Entsagen_) that Life,
  • properly speaking, can be said to begin.'
  • "I asked myself: What is this that, ever since earliest years, thou hast
  • been fretting and fuming, and lamenting and self-tormenting, on account
  • of? Say it in a word: is it not because thou art not HAPPY? Because
  • the THOU (sweet gentleman) is not sufficiently honored, nourished,
  • soft-bedded, and lovingly cared for? Foolish soul! What Act of
  • Legislature was there that _thou_ shouldst be Happy? A little while
  • ago thou hadst no right to _be_ at all. What if thou wert born and
  • predestined not to be Happy, but to be Unhappy! Art thou nothing other
  • than a Vulture, then, that fliest through the Universe seeking after
  • somewhat to _eat_; and shrieking dolefully because carrion enough is not
  • given thee? Close thy _Byron_; open thy _Goethe_."
  • "_Es leuchtet mir ein_, I see a glimpse of it!" cries he elsewhere:
  • "there is in man a HIGHER than Love of Happiness: he can do without
  • Happiness, and instead thereof find Blessedness! Was it not to preach
  • forth this same HIGHER that sages and martyrs, the Poet and the Priest,
  • in all times, have spoken and suffered; bearing testimony, through life
  • and through death, of the Godlike that is in Man, and how in the Godlike
  • only has he Strength and Freedom? Which God-inspiredd Doctrine art thou
  • also honored to be taught; O Heavens! and broken with manifold merciful
  • Afflictions, even till thou become contrite and learn it! Oh, thank thy
  • Destiny for these; thankfully bear what yet remain: thou hadst need
  • of them; the Self in thee needed to be annihilated. By benignant
  • fever-paroxysms is Life rooting out the deep-seated chronic Disease,
  • and triumphs over Death. On the roaring billows of Time, thou art not
  • engulfed, but borne aloft into the azure of Eternity. Love not Pleasure;
  • love God. This is the EVERLASTING YEA, wherein all contradiction is
  • solved: wherein whoso walks and works, it is well with him."
  • And again: "Small is it that thou canst trample the Earth with its
  • injuries under thy feet, as old Greek Zeno trained thee: thou canst love
  • the Earth while it injures thee, and even because it injures thee; for
  • this a Greater than Zeno was needed, and he too was sent. Knowest thou
  • that '_Worship of Sorrow_'? The Temple thereof, founded some eighteen
  • centuries ago, now lies in ruins, overgrown with jungle, the habitation
  • of doleful creatures: nevertheless, venture forward; in a low crypt,
  • arched out of falling fragments, thou findest the Altar still there, and
  • its sacred Lamp perennially burning."
  • Without pretending to comment on which strange utterances, the Editor
  • will only remark, that there lies beside them much of a still more
  • questionable character; unsuited to the general apprehension; nay
  • wherein he himself does not see his way. Nebulous disquisitions
  • on Religion, yet not without bursts of splendor; on the "perennial
  • continuance of Inspiration;" on Prophecy; that there are "true Priests,
  • as well as Baal-Priests, in our own day:" with more of the like sort. We
  • select some fractions, by way of finish to this farrago.
  • "Cease, my much-respected Herr von Voltaire," thus apostrophizes the
  • Professor: "shut thy sweet voice; for the task appointed thee seems
  • finished. Sufficiently hast thou demonstrated this proposition,
  • considerable or otherwise: That the Mythus of the Christian Religion
  • looks not in the eighteenth century as it did in the eighth. Alas,
  • were thy six-and-thirty quartos, and the six-and-thirty thousand other
  • quartos and folios, and flying sheets or reams, printed before and since
  • on the same subject, all needed to convince us of so little! But what
  • next? Wilt thou help us to embody the divine Spirit of that Religion in
  • a new Mythus, in a new vehicle and vesture, that our Souls, otherwise
  • too like perishing, may live? What! thou hast no faculty in that kind?
  • Only a torch for burning, no hammer for building? Take our thanks, then,
  • and--thyself away.
  • "Meanwhile what are antiquated Mythuses to me? Or is the God present,
  • felt in my own heart, a thing which Herr von Voltaire will dispute out
  • of me; or dispute into me? To the '_Worship of Sorrow_' ascribe what
  • origin and genesis thou pleasest, _has_ not that Worship originated,
  • and been generated; is it not _here_? Feel it in thy heart, and then say
  • whether it is of God! This is Belief; all else is Opinion,--for which
  • latter whoso will, let him worry and be worried."
  • "Neither," observes he elsewhere, "shall ye tear out one another's eyes,
  • struggling over 'Plenary Inspiration,' and such like: try rather to get
  • a little even Partial Inspiration, each of you for himself. One BIBLE I
  • know, of whose Plenary Inspiration doubt is not so much as possible;
  • nay with my own eyes I saw the God's-Hand writing it: thereof all other
  • Bibles are but Leaves,--say, in Picture-Writing to assist the weaker
  • faculty."
  • Or, to give the wearied reader relief, and bring it to an end, let him
  • take the following perhaps more intelligible passage:--
  • "To me, in this our life," says the Professor, "which is an internecine
  • warfare with the Time-spirit, other warfare seems questionable. Hast
  • thou in any way a contention with thy brother, I advise thee, think
  • well what the meaning thereof is. If thou gauge it to the bottom, it
  • is simply this: 'Fellow, see! thou art taking more than thy share of
  • Happiness in the world, something from my share: which, by the Heavens,
  • thou shalt not; nay I will fight thee rather.'--Alas, and the whole lot
  • to be divided is such a beggarly matter, truly a 'feast of shells,' for
  • the substance has been spilled out: not enough to quench one Appetite;
  • and the collective human species clutching at them!--Can we not, in all
  • such cases, rather say: 'Take it, thou too-ravenous individual; take
  • that pitiful additional fraction of a share, which I reckoned mine, but
  • which thou so wantest; take it with a blessing: would to Heaven I had
  • enough for thee!'--If Fichte's _Wissenschaftslehre_ be, 'to a certain
  • extent, Applied Christianity,' surely to a still greater extent, so is
  • this. We have here not a Whole Duty of Man, yet a Half Duty, namely the
  • Passive half: could we but do it, as we can demonstrate it!
  • "But indeed Conviction, were it never so excellent, is worthless till
  • it convert itself into Conduct. Nay properly Conviction is not possible
  • till then; inasmuch as all Speculation is by nature endless, formless, a
  • vortex amid vortices, only by a felt indubitable certainty of Experience
  • does it find any centre to revolve round, and so fashion itself into a
  • system. Most true is it, as a wise man teaches us, that 'Doubt of any
  • sort cannot be removed except by Action.' On which ground, too, let
  • him who gropes painfully in darkness or uncertain light, and prays
  • vehemently that the dawn may ripen into day, lay this other precept well
  • to heart, which to me was of invaluable service: '_Do the Duty which
  • lies nearest thee_,' which thou knowest to be a Duty! Thy second Duty
  • will already have become clearer.
  • "May we not say, however, that the hour of Spiritual Enfranchisement is
  • even this: When your Ideal World, wherein the whole man has been dimly
  • struggling and inexpressibly languishing to work, becomes revealed, and
  • thrown open; and you discover, with amazement enough, like the Lothario
  • in _Wilhelm Meister_, that your 'America is here or nowhere'? The
  • Situation that has not its Duty, its Ideal, was never yet occupied by
  • man. Yes here, in this poor, miserable, hampered, despicable Actual,
  • wherein thou even now standest, here or nowhere is thy Ideal: work it
  • out therefrom; and working, believe, live, be free. Fool! the Ideal is
  • in thyself, the impediment too is in thyself: thy Condition is but the
  • stuff thou art to shape that same Ideal out of: what matters whether
  • such stuff be of this sort or that, so the Form thou give it be heroic,
  • be poetic? O thou that pinest in the imprisonment of the Actual, and
  • criest bitterly to the gods for a kingdom wherein to rule and create,
  • know this of a truth: the thing thou seekest is already with thee, 'here
  • or nowhere,' couldst thou only see!
  • "But it is with man's Soul as it was with Nature: the beginning of
  • Creation is--Light. Till the eye have vision, the whole members are in
  • bonds. Divine moment, when over the tempest-tost Soul, as once over
  • the wild-weltering Chaos, it is spoken: Let there be Light! Ever to
  • the greatest that has felt such moment, is it not miraculous and
  • God-announcing; even as, under simpler figures, to the simplest
  • and least. The mad primeval Discord is hushed; the rudely jumbled
  • conflicting elements bind themselves into separate Firmaments: deep
  • silent rock-foundations are built beneath; and the skyey vault with its
  • everlasting Luminaries above: instead of a dark wasteful Chaos, we have
  • a blooming, fertile, heaven-encompassed World.
  • "I too could now say to myself: Be no longer a Chaos, but a World,
  • or even Worldkin. Produce! Produce! Were it but the pitifullest
  • infinitesimal fraction of a Product, produce it, in God's name! 'Tis the
  • utmost thou hast in thee: out with it, then. Up, up! Whatsoever thy
  • hand findeth to do, do it with thy whole might. Work while it is called
  • To-day; for the Night cometh, wherein no man can work."
  • CHAPTER X. PAUSE.
  • Thus have we, as closely and perhaps satisfactorily as, in such
  • circumstances, might be, followed Teufelsdrockh, through the various
  • successive states and stages of Growth, Entanglement, Unbelief, and
  • almost Reprobation, into a certain clearer state of what he himself
  • seems to consider as Conversion. "Blame not the word," says he; "rejoice
  • rather that such a word, signifying such a thing, has come to light in
  • our modern Era, though hidden from the wisest Ancients. The Old World
  • knew nothing of Conversion; instead of an _Ecce Homo_, they had only
  • some _Choice of Hercules_. It was a new-attained progress in the Moral
  • Development of man: hereby has the Highest come home to the bosoms of
  • the most Limited; what to Plato was but a hallucination, and to Socrates
  • a chimera, is now clear and certain to your Zinzendorfs, your Wesleys,
  • and the poorest of their Pietists and Methodists."
  • It is here, then, that the spiritual majority of Teufelsdrockh
  • commences: we are henceforth to see him "work in well-doing," with
  • the spirit and clear aims of a Man. He has discovered that the Ideal
  • Workshop he so panted for is even this same Actual ill-furnished
  • Workshop he has so long been stumbling in. He can say to himself:
  • "Tools? Thou hast no Tools? Why, there is not a Man, or a Thing, now
  • alive but has tools. The basest of created animalcules, the Spider
  • itself, has a spinning-jenny, and warping-mill, and power-loom within
  • its head: the stupidest of Oysters has a Papin's-Digester, with
  • stone-and-lime house to hold it in: every being that can live can do
  • something: this let him _do_.--Tools? Hast thou not a Brain, furnished,
  • furnishable with some glimmerings of Light; and three fingers to hold a
  • Pen withal? Never since Aaron's Rod went out of practice, or even before
  • it, was there such a wonder-working Tool: greater than all recorded
  • miracles have been performed by Pens. For strangely in this so
  • solid-seeming World, which nevertheless is in continual restless flux,
  • it is appointed that _Sound_, to appearance the most fleeting, should
  • be the most continuing of all things. The WORD is well said to be
  • omnipotent in this world; man, thereby divine, can create as by a
  • _Fiat_. Awake, arise! Speak forth what is in thee; what God has given
  • thee, what the Devil shall not take away. Higher task than that of
  • Priesthood was allotted to no man: wert thou but the meanest in that
  • sacred Hierarchy, is it not honor enough therein to spend and be spent?
  • "By this Art, which whoso will may sacrilegiously degrade into a
  • handicraft," adds Teufelsdrockh, "have I thenceforth abidden. Writings
  • of mine, not indeed known as mine (for what am I?), have fallen, perhaps
  • not altogether void, into the mighty seedfield of Opinion; fruits of my
  • unseen sowing gratifyingly meet me here and there. I thank the Heavens
  • that I have now found my Calling; wherein, with or without perceptible
  • result, I am minded diligently to persevere.
  • "Nay how knowest thou," cries he, "but this and the other pregnant
  • Device, now grown to be a world-renowned far-working Institution; like
  • a grain of right mustard-seed once cast into the right soil, and now
  • stretching out strong boughs to the four winds, for the birds of the
  • air to lodge in,--may have been properly my doing? Some one's doing, it
  • without doubt was; from some Idea, in some single Head, it did first of
  • all take beginning: why not from some Idea in mine?" Does Teufelsdrockh,
  • here glance at that "SOCIETY FOR THE CONSERVATION OF PROPERTY
  • (_Eigenthums-conservirende Gesellschaft_)," of which so many ambiguous
  • notices glide spectra-like through these inexpressible Paper-bags? "An
  • Institution," hints he, "not unsuitable to the wants of the time; as
  • indeed such sudden extension proves: for already can the Society number,
  • among its office-bearers or corresponding members, the highest Names, if
  • not the highest Persons, in Germany, England, France; and contributions,
  • both of money and of meditation pour in from all quarters; to, if
  • possible, enlist the remaining Integrity of the world, and, defensively
  • and with forethought, marshal it round this Palladium." Does
  • Teufelsdrockh mean, then, to give himself out as the originator of
  • that so notable _Eigenthums-conservirende_ ("Owndom-conserving")
  • _Gesellschaft_; and if so, what, in the Devil's name, is it? He again
  • hints: "At a time when the divine Commandment, _Thou shalt not steal_,
  • wherein truly, if well understood, is comprised the whole Hebrew
  • Decalogue, with Solon's and Lycurgrus's Constitutions, Justinian's
  • Pandects, the Code Napoleon, and all Codes, Catechisms, Divinities,
  • Moralities whatsoever, that man has hitherto devised (and enforced with
  • Altar-fire and Gallows-ropes) for his social guidance: at a time, I say,
  • when this divine Commandment has all but faded away from the general
  • remembrance; and, with little disguise, a new opposite Commandment,
  • _Thou shalt steal_, is everywhere promulgated,--it perhaps behooved, in
  • this universal dotage and deliration, the sound portion of mankind to
  • bestir themselves and rally. When the widest and wildest violations
  • of that divine right of Property, the only divine right now extant or
  • conceivable, are sanctioned and recommended by a vicious Press, and the
  • world has lived to hear it asserted that _we have no Property in our
  • very Bodies, but only an accidental Possession and Life-rent_, what
  • is the issue to be looked for? Hangmen and Catchpoles may, by their
  • noose-gins and baited fall-traps, keep down the smaller sort of vermin;
  • but what, except perhaps some such Universal Association, can protect
  • us against whole meat-devouring and man-devouring hosts of
  • Boa-constrictors. If, therefore, the more sequestered Thinker have
  • wondered, in his privacy, from what hand that perhaps not ill-written
  • _Program_ in the Public Journals, with its high _Prize-Questions_ and so
  • liberal _Prizes_, could have proceeded,--let him now cease such
  • wonder; and, with undivided faculty, betake himself to the _Concurrenz_
  • (Competition)."
  • We ask: Has this same "perhaps not ill-written _Program_," or any other
  • authentic Transaction of that Property-conserving Society, fallen under
  • the eye of the British Reader, in any Journal foreign or domestic? If
  • so, what are those _Prize-Questions_; what are the terms of Competition,
  • and when and where? No printed Newspaper-leaf, no farther light of any
  • sort, to be met with in these Paper-bags! Or is the whole business one
  • other of those whimsicalities and perverse inexplicabilities, whereby
  • Herr Teufelsdrockh, meaning much or nothing, is pleased so often to play
  • fast-and-loose with us?
  • Here, indeed, at length, must the Editor give utterance to a painful
  • suspicion, which, through late Chapters, has begun to haunt him;
  • paralyzing any little enthusiasm that might still have rendered his
  • thorny Biographical task a labor of love. It is a suspicion grounded
  • perhaps on trifles, yet confirmed almost into certainty by the more and
  • more discernible humoristico-satirical tendency of Teufelsdrockh, in
  • whom underground humors and intricate sardonic rogueries, wheel
  • within wheel, defy all reckoning: a suspicion, in one word, that these
  • Autobiographical Documents are partly a mystification! What if many
  • a so-called Fact were little better than a Fiction; if here we had no
  • direct Camera-obscura Picture of the Professor's History; but only some
  • more or less fantastic Adumbration, symbolically, perhaps significantly
  • enough, shadowing forth the same! Our theory begins to be that, in
  • receiving as literally authentic what was but hieroglyphically so,
  • Hofrath Heuschrecke, whom in that case we scruple not to name Hofrath
  • Nose-of-Wax, was made a fool of, and set adrift to make fools of others.
  • Could it be expected, indeed, that a man so known for impenetrable
  • reticence as Teufelsdrockh would all at once frankly unlock his private
  • citadel to an English Editor and a German Hofrath; and not rather
  • deceptively _in_lock both Editor and Hofrath in the labyrinthic
  • tortuosities and covered-ways of said citadel (having enticed them
  • thither), to see, in his half-devilish way, how the fools would look?
  • Of one fool, however, the Herr Professor will perhaps find himself
  • short. On a small slip, formerly thrown aside as blank, the ink being
  • all but invisible, we lately noticed, and with effort decipher,
  • the following: "What are your historical Facts; still more your
  • biographical? Wilt thou know a Man, above all a Mankind, by stringing
  • together bead-rolls of what thou namest Facts? The Man is the spirit
  • he worked in; not what he did, but what he became. Facts are engraved
  • Hierograms, for which the fewest have the key. And then how your
  • Blockhead (_Dummkopf_) studies not their Meaning; but simply whether
  • they are well or ill cut, what he calls Moral or Immoral! Still worse
  • is it with your Bungler (_Pfuscher_): such I have seen reading some
  • Rousseau, with pretences of interpretation; and mistaking the ill-cut
  • Serpent-of-Eternity for a common poisonous reptile." Was the Professor
  • apprehensive lest an Editor, selected as the present boasts himself,
  • might mistake the Teufelsdrockh Serpent-of-Eternity in like manner? For
  • which reason it was to be altered, not without underhand satire, into
  • a plainer Symbol? Or is this merely one of his half-sophisms,
  • half-truisms, which if he can but set on the back of a Figure, he cares
  • not whither it gallop? We say not with certainty; and indeed, so strange
  • is the Professor, can never say. If our suspicion be wholly unfounded,
  • let his own questionable ways, not our necessary circumspectness bear
  • the blame.
  • But be this as it will, the somewhat exasperated and indeed exhausted
  • Editor determines here to shut these Paper-bags for the present. Let it
  • suffice that we know of Teufelsdrockh, so far, if "not what he did, yet
  • what he became:" the rather, as his character has now taken its ultimate
  • bent, and no new revolution, of importance, is to be looked for. The
  • imprisoned Chrysalis is now a winged Psyche: and such, wheresoever
  • be its flight, it will continue. To trace by what complex gyrations
  • (flights or involuntary waftings) through the mere external
  • Life-element, Teufelsdrockh, reaches his University Professorship, and
  • the Psyche clothes herself in civic Titles, without altering her now
  • fixed nature,--would be comparatively an unproductive task, were we even
  • unsuspicious of its being, for us at least, a false and impossible one.
  • His outward Biography, therefore, which, at the Blumine Lover's-Leap, we
  • saw churned utterly into spray-vapor, may hover in that condition, for
  • aught that concerns us here. Enough that by survey of certain "pools and
  • plashes," we have ascertained its general direction; do we not already
  • know that, by one way and other, it _has_ long since rained down again
  • into a stream; and even now, at Weissnichtwo, flows deep and still,
  • fraught with the _Philosophy of Clothes_, and visible to whoso will
  • cast eye thereon? Over much invaluable matter, that lies scattered,
  • like jewels among quarry-rubbish, in those Paper-catacombs, we may have
  • occasion to glance back, and somewhat will demand insertion at the right
  • place: meanwhile be our tiresome diggings therein suspended.
  • If now, before reopening the great _Clothes-Volume_, we ask what our
  • degree of progress, during these Ten Chapters, has been, towards right
  • understanding of the _Clothes-Philosophy_, let not our discouragement
  • become total. To speak in that old figure of the Hell-gate Bridge over
  • Chaos, a few flying pontoons have perhaps been added, though as yet they
  • drift straggling on the Flood; how far they will reach, when once the
  • chains are straightened and fastened, can, at present, only be matter of
  • conjecture.
  • So much we already calculate: Through many a little loophole, we have
  • had glimpses into the internal world of Teufelsdrockh; his strange
  • mystic, almost magic Diagram of the Universe, and how it was gradually
  • drawn, is not henceforth altogether dark to us. Those mysterious ideas
  • on TIME, which merit consideration, and are not wholly unintelligible
  • with such, may by and by prove significant. Still more may his somewhat
  • peculiar view of Nature, the decisive Oneness he ascribes to Nature. How
  • all Nature and Life are but one _Garment_, a "Living Garment," woven and
  • ever a-weaving in the "Loom of Time;" is not here, indeed, the outline
  • of a whole _Clothes-Philosophy_; at least the arena it is to work in?
  • Remark, too, that the Character of the Man, nowise without meaning
  • in such a matter, becomes less enigmatic: amid so much tumultuous
  • obscurity, almost like diluted madness, do not a certain indomitable
  • Defiance and yet a boundless Reverence seem to loom forth, as the two
  • mountain-summits, on whose rock-strata all the rest were based and
  • built?
  • Nay further, may we not say that Teufelsdrockh's Biography, allowing it
  • even, as suspected, only a hieroglyphical truth, exhibits a man, as it
  • were preappointed for Clothes-Philosophy? To look through the Shows of
  • things into Things themselves he is led and compelled. The "Passivity"
  • given him by birth is fostered by all turns of his fortune. Everywhere
  • cast out, like oil out of water, from mingling in any Employment, in
  • any public Communion, he has no portion but Solitude, and a life of
  • Meditation. The whole energy of his existence is directed, through long
  • years, on one task: that of enduring pain, if he cannot cure it. Thus
  • everywhere do the Shows of things oppress him, withstand him, threaten
  • him with fearfullest destruction: only by victoriously penetrating into
  • Things themselves can he find peace and a stronghold. But is not this
  • same looking through the Shows, or Vestures, into the Things, even the
  • first preliminary to a _Philosophy of Clothes_? Do we not, in all
  • this, discern some beckonings towards the true higher purport of such
  • a Philosophy; and what shape it must assume with such a man, in such an
  • era?
  • Perhaps in entering on Book Third, the courteous Reader is not utterly
  • without guess whither he is bound: nor, let us hope, for all the
  • fantastic Dream-Grottos through which, as is our lot with Teufelsdrockh,
  • he must wander, will there be wanting between whiles some twinkling of a
  • steady Polar Star.
  • BOOK III.
  • CHAPTER I. INCIDENT IN MODERN HISTORY.
  • As a wonder-loving and wonder-seeking man, Teufelsdrockh, from an
  • early part of this Clothes-Volume, has more and more exhibited himself.
  • Striking it was, amid all his perverse cloudiness, with what force
  • of vision and of heart he pierced into the mystery of the World;
  • recognizing in the highest sensible phenomena, so far as Sense went,
  • only fresh or faded Raiment; yet ever, under this, a celestial Essence
  • thereby rendered visible: and while, on the one hand, he trod the old
  • rags of Matter, with their tinsels, into the mire, he on the other
  • everywhere exalted Spirit above all earthly principalities and powers,
  • and worshipped it, though under the meanest shapes, with a true
  • Platonic mysticism. What the man ultimately purposed by thus casting his
  • Greek-fire into the general Wardrobe of the Universe; what such, more
  • or less complete, rending and burning of Garments throughout the whole
  • compass of Civilized Life and Speculation, should lead to; the rather as
  • he was no Adamite, in any sense, and could not, like Rousseau, recommend
  • either bodily or intellectual Nudity, and a return to the savage
  • state: all this our readers are now bent to discover; this is, in fact,
  • properly the gist and purport of Professor Teufelsdrockh's Philosophy of
  • Clothes.
  • Be it remembered, however, that such purport is here not so much
  • evolved, as detected to lie ready for evolving. We are to guide our
  • British Friends into the new Gold-country, and show them the mines;
  • nowise to dig out and exhaust its wealth, which indeed remains for all
  • time inexhaustible. Once there, let each dig for his own behoof, and
  • enrich himself.
  • Neither, in so capricious inexpressible a Work as this of the
  • Professor's, can our course now more than formerly be straightforward,
  • step by step, but at best leap by leap. Significant Indications stand
  • out here and there; which for the critical eye, that looks both widely
  • and narrowly, shape themselves into some ground-scheme of a Whole: to
  • select these with judgment, so that a leap from one to the other be
  • possible, and (in our old figure) by chaining them together, a passable
  • Bridge be effected: this, as heretofore, continues our only method.
  • Among such light-spots, the following, floating in much wild matter
  • about _Perfectibility_, has seemed worth clutching at:--
  • "Perhaps the most remarkable incident in Modern History," says
  • Teufelsdrockh, "is not the Diet of Worms, still less the Battle of
  • Austerlitz, Waterloo, Peterloo, or any other Battle; but an incident
  • passed carelessly over by most Historians, and treated with some degree
  • of ridicule by others: namely, George Fox's making to himself a suit of
  • Leather. This man, the first of the Quakers, and by trade a Shoemaker,
  • was one of those, to whom, under ruder or purer form, the Divine Idea of
  • the Universe is pleased to manifest itself; and, across all the hulls
  • of Ignorance and earthly Degradation, shine through, in unspeakable
  • Awfulness, unspeakable Beauty, on their souls: who therefore are rightly
  • accounted Prophets, God-possessed; or even Gods, as in some periods
  • it has chanced. Sitting in his stall; working on tanned hides, amid
  • pincers, paste-horns, rosin, swine-bristles, and a nameless flood of
  • rubbish, this youth had, nevertheless, a Living Spirit belonging to him;
  • also an antique Inspired Volume, through which, as through a window, it
  • could look upwards, and discern its celestial Home. The task of a daily
  • pair of shoes, coupled even with some prospect of victuals, and
  • an honorable Mastership in Cordwainery, and perhaps the post of
  • Thirdborough in his hundred, as the crown of long faithful sewing,--was
  • nowise satisfaction enough to such a mind: but ever amid the boring and
  • hammering came tones from that far country, came Splendors and Terrors;
  • for this poor Cordwainer, as we said, was a Man; and the Temple of
  • Immensity, wherein as Man he had been sent to minister, was full of holy
  • mystery to him.
  • "The Clergy of the neighborhood, the ordained Watchers and Interpreters
  • of that same holy mystery, listened with un-affected tedium to his
  • consultations, and advised him, as the solution of such doubts, to
  • 'drink beer, and dance with the girls.' Blind leaders of the blind!
  • For what end were their tithes levied and eaten; for what were their
  • shovel-hats scooped out, and their surplices and cassock-aprons girt
  • on; and such a church-repairing, and chaffering, and organing, and other
  • racketing, held over that spot of God's Earth,--if Man were but a Patent
  • Digester, and the Belly with its adjuncts the grand Reality? Fox turned
  • from them, with tears and a sacred scorn, back to his Leather-parings
  • and his Bible. Mountains of encumbrance, higher than AEtna, had been
  • heaped over that Spirit: but it was a Spirit, and would not lie buried
  • there. Through long days and nights of silent agony, it struggled and
  • wrestled, with a man's force, to be free: how its prison-mountains
  • heaved and swayed tumultuously, as the giant spirit shook them to this
  • hand and that, and emerged into the light of Heaven! That Leicester
  • shoe-shop, had men known it, was a holier place than any Vatican or
  • Loretto-shrine.--'So bandaged, and hampered, and hemmed in,' groaned he,
  • 'with thousand requisitions, obligations, straps, tatters, and tagrags,
  • I can neither see nor move: not my own am I, but the World's; and Time
  • flies fast, and Heaven is high, and Hell is deep: Man! bethink thee,
  • if thou hast power of Thought! Why not; what binds me here? Want,
  • want!--Ha, of what? Will all the shoe-wages under the Moon ferry me
  • across into that far Land of Light? Only Meditation can, and devout
  • Prayer to God. I will to the woods: the hollow of a tree will lodge
  • me, wild berries feed me; and for Clothes, cannot I stitch myself one
  • perennial suit of Leather!'
  • "Historical Oil-painting," continues Teufelsdrockh, "is one of the Arts
  • I never practiced; therefore shall I not decide whether this subject
  • were easy of execution on the canvas. Yet often has it seemed to me as
  • if such first outflashing of man's Freewill, to lighten, more and
  • more into Day, the Chaotic Night that threatened to engulf him in its
  • hindrances and its horrors, were properly the only grandeur there is
  • in History. Let some living Angelo or Rosa, with seeing eye and
  • understanding heart, picture George Fox on that morning, when he spreads
  • out his cutting-board for the last time, and cuts cowhides by unwonted
  • patterns, and stitches them together into one continuous all-including
  • Case, the farewell service of his awl! Stitch away, thou noble Fox:
  • every prick of that little instrument is pricking into the heart of
  • Slavery, and World-worship, and the Mammon-god. Thy elbows jerk, as
  • in strong swimmer-strokes, and every stroke is bearing thee across the
  • Prison-ditch, within which Vanity holds her Workhouse and Ragfair, into
  • lands of true Liberty; were the work done, there is in broad Europe one
  • Free Man, and thou art he!
  • "Thus from the lowest depth there is a path to the loftiest height; and
  • for the Poor also a Gospel has been published. Surely if, as D'Alembert
  • asserts, my illustrious namesake, Diogenes, was the greatest man of
  • Antiquity, only that he wanted Decency, then by stronger reason is
  • George Fox the greatest of the Moderns, and greater than Diogenes
  • himself: for he too stands on the adamantine basis of his Manhood,
  • casting aside all props and shoars; yet not, in half-savage Pride,
  • undervaluing the Earth; valuing it rather, as a place to yield him
  • warmth and food, he looks Heavenward from his Earth, and dwells in an
  • element of Mercy and Worship, with a still Strength, such as the Cynic's
  • Tub did nowise witness. Great, truly, was that Tub; a temple from which
  • man's dignity and divinity was scornfully preached abroad: but greater
  • is the Leather Hull, for the same sermon was preached there, and not in
  • Scorn but in Love."
  • George Fox's "perennial suit," with all that it held, has been worn
  • quite into ashes for nigh two centuries: why, in a discussion on
  • the _Perfectibility of Society_, reproduce it now? Not out of blind
  • sectarian partisanship: Teufelsdrockh, himself is no Quaker; with all
  • his pacific tendencies, did not we see him, in that scene at the North
  • Cape, with the Archangel Smuggler, exhibit fire-arms?
  • For us, aware of his deep Sansculottism, there is more meant in this
  • passage than meets the ear. At the same time, who can avoid smiling
  • at the earnestness and Boeotian simplicity (if indeed there be not an
  • underhand satire in it), with which that "Incident" is here brought
  • forward; and, in the Professor's ambiguous way, as clearly perhaps as
  • he durst in Weissnichtwo, recommended to imitation! Does Teufelsdrockh
  • anticipate that, in this age of refinement, any considerable class
  • of the community, by way of testifying against the "Mammon-god," and
  • escaping from what he calls "Vanity's Workhouse and Ragfair,"
  • where doubtless some of them are toiled and whipped and hoodwinked
  • sufficiently,--will sheathe themselves in close-fitting cases of
  • Leather? The idea is ridiculous in the extreme. Will Majesty lay aside
  • its robes of state, and Beauty its frills and train-gowns, for a second
  • skin of tanned hide? By which change Huddersfield and Manchester, and
  • Coventry and Paisley, and the Fancy-Bazaar, were reduced to hungry
  • solitudes; and only Day and Martin could profit. For neither would
  • Teufelsdrockh's mad daydream, here as we presume covertly intended, of
  • levelling Society (_levelling_ it indeed with a vengeance, into one
  • huge drowned marsh!), and so attaining the political effects of Nudity
  • without its frigorific or other consequences,--be thereby realized.
  • Would not the rich man purchase a waterproof suit of Russia Leather;
  • and the high-born Belle step forth in red or azure morocco, lined with
  • shamoy: the black cowhide being left to the Drudges and Gibeonites of
  • the world; and so all the old Distinctions be re-established?
  • Or has the Professor his own deeper intention; and laughs in his sleeve
  • at our strictures and glosses, which indeed are but a part thereof?
  • CHAPTER II. CHURCH-CLOTHES.
  • Not less questionable is his Chapter on _Church-Clothes_, which has
  • the farther distinction of being the shortest in the Volume. We here
  • translate it entire:--
  • "By Church-Clothes, it need not be premised that I mean infinitely more
  • than Cassocks and Surplices; and do not at all mean the mere haberdasher
  • Sunday Clothes that men go to Church in. Far from it! Church-Clothes
  • are, in our vocabulary, the Forms, the _Vestures_, under which men have
  • at various periods embodied and represented for themselves the Religious
  • Principle; that is to say, invested the Divine Idea of the World with a
  • sensible and practically active Body, so that it might dwell among them
  • as a living and life-giving WORD.
  • "These are unspeakably the most important of all the vestures and
  • garnitures of Human Existence. They are first spun and woven, I may say,
  • by that wonder of wonders, SOCIETY; for it is still only when 'two or
  • three are gathered together,' that Religion, spiritually existent,
  • and indeed indestructible, however latent, in each, first outwardly
  • manifests itself (as with 'cloven tongues of fire'), and seeks to be
  • embodied in a visible Communion and Church Militant. Mystical, more than
  • magical, is that Communing of Soul with Soul, both looking heavenward:
  • here properly Soul first speaks with Soul; for only in looking
  • heavenward, take it in what sense you may, not in looking earthward,
  • does what we can call Union, mutual Love, Society, begin to be possible.
  • How true is that of Novalis: 'It is certain, my Belief gains quite
  • _infinitely_ the moment I can convince another mind thereof'! Gaze thou
  • in the face of thy Brother, in those eyes where plays the lambent fire
  • of Kindness, or in those where rages the lurid conflagration of Anger;
  • feel how thy own so quiet Soul is straightway involuntarily kindled with
  • the like, and ye blaze and reverberate on each other, till it is all
  • one limitless confluent flame (of embracing Love, or of deadly-grappling
  • Hate); and then say what miraculous virtue goes out of man into man. But
  • if so, through all the thick-plied hulls of our Earthly Life; how much
  • more when it is of the Divine Life we speak, and inmost ME is, as it
  • were, brought into contact with inmost ME!
  • "Thus was it that I said, the Church Clothes are first spun and woven
  • by Society; outward Religion originates by Society, Society becomes
  • possible by Religion. Nay, perhaps, every conceivable Society, past and
  • present, may well be figured as properly and wholly a Church, in one or
  • other of these three predicaments: an audibly preaching and prophesying
  • Church, which is the best; second, a Church that struggles to preach
  • and prophesy, but cannot as yet, till its Pentecost come; and third and
  • worst, a Church gone dumb with old age, or which only mumbles delirium
  • prior to dissolution. Whoso fancies that by Church is here meant
  • Chapter-houses and Cathedrals, or by preaching and prophesying, mere
  • speech and chanting, let him," says the oracular Professor, "read on,
  • light of heart (_getrosten Muthes_).
  • "But with regard to your Church proper, and the Church-Clothes specially
  • recognized as Church-Clothes, I remark, fearlessly enough, that without
  • such Vestures and sacred Tissues Society has not existed, and will not
  • exist. For if Government is, so to speak, the outward SKIN of the Body
  • Politic, holding the whole together and protecting it; and all your
  • Craft-Guilds, and Associations for Industry, of hand or of head, are the
  • Fleshly Clothes, the muscular and osseous Tissues (lying _under_ such
  • SKIN), whereby Society stands and works;--then is Religion the
  • inmost Pericardial and Nervous Tissue, which ministers Life and warm
  • Circulation to the whole. Without which Pericardial Tissue the Bones
  • and Muscles (of Industry) were inert, or animated only by a Galvanic
  • vitality; the SKIN would become a shrivelled pelt, or fast-rotting
  • rawhide; and Society itself a dead carcass,--deserving to be buried. Men
  • were no longer Social, but Gregarious; which latter state also could not
  • continue, but must gradually issue in universal selfish discord, hatred,
  • savage isolation, and dispersion;--whereby, as we might continue to say,
  • the very dust and dead body of Society would have evaporated and
  • become abolished. Such, and so all-important, all-sustaining, are the
  • Church-Clothes to civilized or even to rational men.
  • "Meanwhile, in our era of the World, those same Church-Clothes have gone
  • sorrowfully out-at-elbows; nay, far worse, many of them have become
  • mere hollow Shapes, or Masks, under which no living Figure or Spirit
  • any longer dwells; but only spiders and unclean beetles, in horrid
  • accumulation, drive their trade; and the mask still glares on you
  • with its glass eyes, in ghastly affectation of Life,--some
  • generation-and-half after Religion has quite withdrawn from it, and
  • in unnoticed nooks is weaving for herself new Vestures, wherewith
  • to reappear, and bless us, or our sons or grandsons. As a Priest, or
  • Interpreter of the Holy, is the noblest and highest of all men, so is
  • a Sham-priest (_Schein-priester_) the falsest and basest; neither is it
  • doubtful that his Canonicals, were they Popes' Tiaras, will one day be
  • torn from him, to make bandages for the wounds of mankind; or even to
  • burn into tinder, for general scientific or culinary purposes.
  • "All which, as out of place here, falls to be handled in my Second
  • Volume, _On the Palingenesia, or Newbirth of Society_; which volume,
  • as treating practically of the Wear, Destruction, and Retexture
  • of Spiritual Tissues, or Garments, forms, properly speaking, the
  • Transcendental or ultimate Portion of this my work on _Clothes_, and is
  • already in a state of forwardness."
  • And herewith, no farther exposition, note, or commentary being added,
  • does Teufelsdrockh, and must his Editor now, terminate the singular
  • chapter on Church-Clothes!
  • CHAPTER III. SYMBOLS.
  • Probably it will elucidate the drift of these foregoing obscure
  • utterances, if we here insert somewhat of our Professor's speculations
  • on _Symbols_. To state his whole doctrine, indeed, were beyond our
  • compass: nowhere is he more mysterious, impalpable, than in this of
  • "Fantasy being the organ of the Godlike;" and how "Man thereby, though
  • based, to all seeming, on the small Visible, does nevertheless extend
  • down into the infinite deeps of the Invisible, of which Invisible,
  • indeed, his Life is properly the bodying forth." Let us, omitting these
  • high transcendental aspects of the matter, study to glean (whether from
  • the Paper-bags or the Printed Volume) what little seems logical and
  • practical, and cunningly arrange it into such degree of coherence as
  • it will assume. By way of proem, take the following not injudicious
  • remarks:--
  • "The benignant efficacies of Concealment," cries our Professor, "who
  • shall speak or sing? SILENCE and SECRECY! Altars might still be raised
  • to them (were this an altar-building time) for universal worship.
  • Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves
  • together; that at length they may emerge, full-formed and majestic, into
  • the daylight of Life, which they are thenceforth to rule. Not William
  • the Silent only, but all the considerable men I have known, and the most
  • undiplomatic and unstrategic of these, forbore to babble of what they
  • were creating and projecting. Nay, in thy own mean perplexities, do
  • thou thyself but _hold thy tongue for one day_: on the morrow, how much
  • clearer are thy purposes and duties; what wreck and rubbish have those
  • mute workmen within thee swept away, when intrusive noises were shut
  • out! Speech is too often not, as the Frenchman defined it, the art of
  • concealing Thought; but of quite stifling and suspending Thought,
  • so that there is none to conceal. Speech too is great, but not the
  • greatest. As the Swiss Inscription says: _Sprechen ist silbern,
  • Schweigen ist golden_ (Speech is silvern, Silence is golden); or as I
  • might rather express it: Speech is of Time, Silence is of Eternity.
  • "Bees will not work except in darkness; Thought will not work except in
  • Silence: neither will Virtue work except in Secrecy. Let not thy left
  • hand know what thy right hand doeth! Neither shalt thou prate even to
  • thy own heart of 'those secrets known to all.' Is not Shame (_Schaam_)
  • the soil of all Virtue, of all good manners and good morals? Like other
  • plants, Virtue will not grow unless its root be hidden, buried from the
  • eye of the sun. Let the sun shine on it, nay do but look at it privily
  • thyself, the root withers, and no flower will glad thee. O my Friends,
  • when we view the fair clustering flowers that overwreathe, for example,
  • the Marriage-bower, and encircle man's life with the fragrance and hues
  • of Heaven, what hand will not smite the foul plunderer that grubs them
  • up by the roots, and, with grinning, grunting satisfaction, shows us
  • the dung they flourish in! Men speak much of the Printing Press with
  • its Newspapers: _du Himmel_! what are these to Clothes and the Tailor's
  • Goose?
  • "Of kin to the so incalculable influences of Concealment, and connected
  • with still greater things, is the wondrous agency of _Symbols_. In
  • a Symbol there is concealment and yet revelation; here therefore, by
  • Silence and by Speech acting together, comes a double significance. And
  • if both the Speech be itself high, and the Silence fit and noble, how
  • expressive will their union be! Thus in many a painted Device, or simple
  • Seal-emblem, the commonest Truth stands out to us proclaimed with quite
  • new emphasis.
  • "For it is here that Fantasy with her mystic wonderland plays into the
  • small prose domain of Sense, and becomes incorporated therewith. In the
  • Symbol proper, what we can call a Symbol, there is ever, more or less
  • distinctly and directly, some embodiment and revelation of the Infinite;
  • the Infinite is made to blend itself with the Finite, to stand visible,
  • and as it were, attainable there. By Symbols, accordingly, is man guided
  • and commanded, made happy, made wretched: He everywhere finds himself
  • encompassed with Symbols, recognized as such or not recognized: the
  • Universe is but one vast Symbol of God; nay if thou wilt have it, what
  • is man himself but a Symbol of God; is not all that he does symbolical;
  • a revelation to Sense of the mystic god-given force that is in him; a
  • 'Gospel of Freedom,' which he, the 'Messias of Nature,' preaches, as he
  • can, by act and word? Not a Hut he builds but is the visible embodiment
  • of a Thought; but bears visible record of invisible things; but is, in
  • the transcendental sense, symbolical as well as real."
  • "Man," says the Professor elsewhere, in quite antipodal contrast with
  • these high-soaring delineations, which we have here cut short on the
  • verge of the inane, "Man is by birth somewhat of an owl. Perhaps, too,
  • of all the owleries that ever possessed him, the most owlish, if we
  • consider it, is that of your actually existing Motive-Millwrights.
  • Fantastic tricks enough man has played, in his time; has fancied himself
  • to be most things, down even to an animated heap of Glass: but to fancy
  • himself a dead Iron-Balance for weighing Pains and Pleasures on, was
  • reserved for this his latter era. There stands he, his Universe one huge
  • Manger, filled with hay and thistles to be weighed against each other;
  • and looks long-eared enough. Alas, poor devil! spectres are appointed to
  • haunt him: one age he is hag-ridden, bewitched; the next, priest-ridden,
  • befooled; in all ages, bedevilled. And now the Genius of Mechanism
  • smothers him worse than any Nightmare did; till the Soul is nigh choked
  • out of him, and only a kind of Digestive, Mechanic life remains. In
  • Earth and in Heaven he can see nothing but Mechanism; has fear for
  • nothing else, hope in nothing else: the world would indeed grind him
  • to pieces; but cannot he fathom the Doctrine of Motives, and cunningly
  • compute these, and mechanize them to grind the other way?
  • "Were he not, as has been said, purblinded by enchantment, you had but
  • to bid him open his eyes and look. In which country, in which time, was
  • it hitherto that man's history, or the history of any man, went on by
  • calculated or calculable 'Motives'? What make ye of your Christianities,
  • and Chivalries, and Reformations, and Marseillaise Hymns, and Reigns of
  • Terror? Nay, has not perhaps the Motive-grinder himself been in _Love_?
  • Did he never stand so much as a contested Election? Leave him to Time,
  • and the medicating virtue of Nature."
  • "Yes, Friends," elsewhere observes the Professor, "not our Logical,
  • Mensurative faculty, but our Imaginative one is King over us; I might
  • say, Priest and Prophet to lead us heavenward; or Magician and Wizard to
  • lead us hellward. Nay, even for the basest Sensualist, what is Sense
  • but the implement of Fantasy; the vessel it drinks out of? Ever in the
  • dullest existence there is a sheen either of Inspiration or of Madness
  • (thou partly hast it in thy choice, which of the two), that gleams in
  • from the circumambient Eternity, and colors with its own hues our little
  • islet of Time. The Understanding is indeed thy window, too clear thou
  • canst not make it; but Fantasy is thy eye, with its color-giving
  • retina, healthy or diseased. Have not I myself known five hundred living
  • soldiers sabred into crows'-meat for a piece of glazed cotton, which
  • they called their Flag; which, had you sold it at any market-cross,
  • would not have brought above three groschen? Did not the whole Hungarian
  • Nation rise, like some tumultuous moon-stirred Atlantic, when Kaiser
  • Joseph pocketed their Iron Crown; an implement, as was sagaciously
  • observed, in size and commercial value little differing from a
  • horse-shoe? It is in and through _Symbols_ that man, consciously or
  • unconsciously, lives, works, and has his being: those ages, moreover,
  • are accounted the noblest which can the best recognize symbolical worth,
  • and prize it the highest. For is not a Symbol ever, to him who has eyes
  • for it, some dimmer or clearer revelation of the Godlike?
  • "Of Symbols, however, I remark farther, that they have both an extrinsic
  • and intrinsic value; oftenest the former only. What, for instance, was
  • in that clouted Shoe, which the Peasants bore aloft with them as ensign
  • in their _Bauernkrieg_ (Peasants' War)? Or in the Wallet-and-staff round
  • which the Netherland _Gueux_, glorying in that nickname of Beggars,
  • heroically rallied and prevailed, though against King Philip himself?
  • Intrinsic significance these had none: only extrinsic; as the accidental
  • Standards of multitudes more or less sacredly uniting together; in
  • which union itself, as above noted, there is ever something mystical and
  • borrowing of the Godlike. Under a like category, too, stand, or stood,
  • the stupidest heraldic Coats-of-arms; military Banners everywhere; and
  • generally all national or other sectarian Costumes and Customs: they
  • have no intrinsic, necessary divineness, or even worth; but have
  • acquired an extrinsic one. Nevertheless through all these there glimmers
  • something of a Divine Idea; as through military Banners themselves, the
  • Divine Idea of Duty, of heroic Daring; in some instances of Freedom, of
  • Right. Nay the highest ensign that men ever met and embraced under, the
  • Cross itself, had no meaning save an accidental extrinsic one.
  • "Another matter it is, however, when your Symbol has intrinsic meaning,
  • and is of itself _fit_ that men should unite round it. Let but the
  • Godlike manifest itself to Sense, let but Eternity look, more or less
  • visibly, through the Time-Figure (_Zeitbild_)! Then is it fit that men
  • unite there; and worship together before such Symbol; and so from day to
  • day, and from age to age, superadd to it new divineness.
  • "Of this latter sort are all true Works of Art: in them (if thou know a
  • Work of Art from a Daub of Artifice) wilt thou discern Eternity looking
  • through Time; the Godlike rendered visible. Here too may an extrinsic
  • value gradually superadd itself: thus certain _Iliads_, and the like,
  • have, in three thousand years, attained quite new significance. But
  • nobler than all in this kind are the Lives of heroic god-inspired Men;
  • for what other Work of Art is so divine? In Death too, in the Death of
  • the Just, as the last perfection of a Work of Art, may we not discern
  • symbolic meaning? In that divinely transfigured Sleep, as of Victory,
  • resting over the beloved face which now knows thee no more, read (if
  • thou canst for tears) the confluence of Time with Eternity, and some
  • gleam of the latter peering through.
  • "Highest of all Symbols are those wherein the Artist or Poet has risen
  • into Prophet, and all men can recognize a present God, and worship the
  • Same: I mean religious Symbols. Various enough have been such religious
  • Symbols, what we call _Religions_; as men stood in this stage of culture
  • or the other, and could worse or better body forth the Godlike: some
  • Symbols with a transient intrinsic worth; many with only an extrinsic.
  • If thou ask to what height man has carried it in this manner, look
  • on our divinest Symbol: on Jesus of Nazareth, and his Life, and his
  • Biography, and what followed therefrom. Higher has the human Thought
  • not yet reached: this is Christianity and Christendom; a Symbol of quite
  • perennial, infinite character; whose significance will ever demand to be
  • anew inquired into, and anew made manifest.
  • "But, on the whole, as Time adds much to the sacredness of Symbols, so
  • likewise in his progress he at length defaces, or even desecrates them;
  • and Symbols, like all terrestrial Garments, wax old. Homer's Epos has
  • not ceased to be true; yet it is no longer our Epos, but shines in the
  • distance, if clearer and clearer, yet also smaller and smaller, like
  • a receding Star. It needs a scientific telescope, it needs to be
  • reinterpreted and artificially brought near us, before we can so much as
  • know that it _was_ a Sun. So likewise a day comes when the Runic
  • Thor, with his Eddas, must withdraw into dimness; and many an African
  • Mumbo-Jumbo and Indian Pawaw be utterly abolished. For all things, even
  • Celestial Luminaries, much more atmospheric meteors, have their rise,
  • their culmination, their decline.
  • "Small is this which thou tellest me, that the Royal Sceptre is but
  • a piece of gilt wood; that the Pyx has become a most foolish box, and
  • truly, as Ancient Pistol thought, 'of little price.' A right Conjurer
  • might I name thee, couldst thou conjure back into these wooden tools the
  • divine virtue they once held.
  • "Of this thing, however, be certain: wouldst thou plant for Eternity,
  • then plant into the deep infinite faculties of man, his Fantasy and
  • Heart; wouldst thou plant for Year and Day, then plant into his shallow
  • superficial faculties, his Self-love and Arithmetical Understanding,
  • what will grow there. A Hierarch, therefore, and Pontiff of the World
  • will we call him, the Poet and inspired Maker; who, Prometheus-like, can
  • shape new Symbols, and bring new Fire from Heaven to fix it there. Such
  • too will not always be wanting; neither perhaps now are. Meanwhile, as
  • the average of matters goes, we account him Legislator and wise who can
  • so much as tell when a Symbol has grown old, and gently remove it.
  • "When, as the last English Coronation [*] I was preparing," concludes this
  • wonderful Professor, "I read in their Newspapers that the 'Champion of
  • England,' he who has to offer battle to the Universe for his new King,
  • had brought it so far that he could now 'mount his horse with little
  • assistance,' I said to myself: Here also we have a Symbol well-nigh
  • superannuated. Alas, move whithersoever you may, are not the tatters
  • and rags of superannuated worn-out Symbols (in this Ragfair of a World)
  • dropping off everywhere, to hoodwink, to halter, to tether you; nay, if
  • you shake them not aside, threatening to accumulate, and perhaps produce
  • suffocation?"
  • * That of George IV.--ED.
  • CHAPTER IV. HELOTAGE.
  • At this point we determine on adverting shortly, or rather reverting,
  • to a certain Tract of Hofrath Heuschrecke's, entitled _Institute for the
  • Repression of Population_; which lies, dishonorably enough (with torn
  • leaves, and a perceptible smell of aloetic drugs), stuffed into the Bag
  • _Pisces_. Not indeed for the sake of the tract itself, which we admire
  • little; but of the marginal Notes, evidently in Teufelsdrockh's hand,
  • which rather copiously fringe it. A few of these may be in their right
  • place here.
  • Into the Hofrath's _Institute_, with its extraordinary schemes, and
  • machinery of Corresponding Boards and the like, we shall not so much as
  • glance. Enough for us to understand that Heuschrecke is a disciple of
  • Malthus; and so zealous for the doctrine, that his zeal almost literally
  • eats him up. A deadly fear of Population possesses the Hofrath;
  • something like a fixed idea; undoubtedly akin to the more diluted forms
  • of Madness. Nowhere, in that quarter of his intellectual world, is there
  • light; nothing but a grim shadow of Hunger; open mouths opening wider
  • and wider; a world to terminate by the frightfullest consummation: by
  • its too dense inhabitants, famished into delirium, universally eating
  • one another. To make air for himself in which strangulation, choking
  • enough to a benevolent heart, the Hofrath founds, or proposes to found,
  • this _Institute_ of his, as the best he can do. It is only with our
  • Professor's comments thereon that we concern ourselves.
  • First, then, remark that Teufelsdrockh, as a speculative Radical,
  • has his own notions about human dignity; that the Zahdarm palaces and
  • courtesies have not made him forgetful of the Futteral cottages. On the
  • blank cover of Heuschrecke's Tract we find the following indistinctly
  • engrossed:--
  • "Two men I honor, and no third. First, the toilworn Craftsman that
  • with earth-made Implement laboriously conquers the Earth, and makes
  • her man's. Venerable to me is the hard Hand; crooked, coarse; wherein
  • notwithstanding lies a cunning virtue, indefeasibly royal, as of
  • the Sceptre of this Planet. Venerable too is the rugged face, all
  • weather-tanned, besoiled, with its rude intelligence; for it is the face
  • of a Man living manlike. Oh, but the more venerable for thy rudeness,
  • and even because we must pity as well as love thee! Hardly-entreated
  • Brother! For us was thy back so bent, for us were thy straight limbs and
  • fingers so deformed: thou wert our Conscript, on whom the lot fell, and
  • fighting our battles wert so marred. For in thee too lay a god-created
  • Form, but it was not to be unfolded; encrusted must it stand with the
  • thick adhesions and defacements of Labor: and thy body, like thy soul,
  • was not to know freedom. Yet toil on, toil on: _thou_ art in thy duty,
  • be out of it who may; thou toilest for the altogether indispensable, for
  • daily bread.
  • "A second man I honor, and still more highly: Him who is seen toiling
  • for the spiritually indispensable; not daily bread, but the bread of
  • Life. Is not he too in his duty; endeavoring towards inward Harmony;
  • revealing this, by act or by word, through all his outward endeavors,
  • be they high or low? Highest of all, when his outward and his inward
  • endeavor are one: when we can name him Artist; not earthly Craftsman
  • only, but inspired Thinker, who with heaven-made Implement conquers
  • Heaven for us! If the poor and humble toil that we have Food, must not
  • the high and glorious toil for him in return, that he have Light, have
  • Guidance, Freedom, Immortality?--These two, in all their degrees, I
  • honor: all else is chaff and dust, which let the wind blow whither it
  • listeth.
  • "Unspeakably touching is it, however, when I find both dignities united;
  • and he that must toil outwardly for the lowest of man's wants, is also
  • toiling inwardly for the highest. Sublimer in this world know I nothing
  • than a Peasant Saint, could such now anywhere be met with. Such a one
  • will take thee back to Nazareth itself; thou wilt see the splendor of
  • Heaven spring forth from the humblest depths of Earth, like a light
  • shining in great darkness."
  • And again: "It is not because of his toils that I lament for the poor:
  • we must all toil, or steal (howsoever we name our stealing), which is
  • worse; no faithful workman finds his task a pastime. The poor is hungry
  • and athirst; but for him also there is food and drink: he is heavy-laden
  • and weary; but for him also the Heavens send Sleep, and of the deepest;
  • in his smoky cribs, a clear dewy heaven of Rest envelops him; and fitful
  • glitterings of cloud-skirted Dreams. But what I do mourn over is, that
  • the lamp of his soul should go out; that no ray of heavenly, or even of
  • earthly knowledge, should visit him; but only, in the haggard darkness,
  • like two spectres, Fear and Indignation bear him company. Alas, while
  • the Body stands so broad and brawny, must the Soul lie blinded, dwarfed,
  • stupefied, almost annihilated! Alas, was this too a Breath of God;
  • bestowed in Heaven, but on earth never to be unfolded!--That there
  • should one Man die ignorant who had capacity for Knowledge, this I call
  • a tragedy, were it to happen more than twenty times in the minute, as by
  • some computations it does. The miserable fraction of Science which our
  • united Mankind, in a wide Universe of Nescience, has acquired, why is
  • not this, with all diligence, imparted to all?"
  • Quite in an opposite strain is the following: "The old Spartans had a
  • wiser method; and went out and hunted down their Helots, and speared and
  • spitted them, when they grew too numerous. With our improved fashions
  • of hunting, Herr Hofrath, now after the invention of fire-arms, and
  • standing armies, how much easier were such a hunt! Perhaps in the most
  • thickly peopled country, some three days annually might suffice to shoot
  • all the able-bodied Paupers that had accumulated within the year. Let
  • Governments think of this. The expense were trifling: nay the very
  • carcasses would pay it. Have them salted and barrelled; could not you
  • victual therewith, if not Army and Navy, yet richly such infirm Paupers,
  • in workhouses and elsewhere, as enlightened Charity, dreading no evil of
  • them, might see good to keep alive?"
  • "And yet," writes he farther on, "there must be something wrong. A
  • full-formed Horse will, in any market, bring from twenty to as high
  • as two hundred Friedrichs d'or: such is his worth to the world. A
  • full-formed Man is not only worth nothing to the world, but the world
  • could afford him a round sum would he simply engage to go and hang
  • himself. Nevertheless, which of the two was the more cunningly devised
  • article, even as an Engine? Good Heavens! A white European Man, standing
  • on his two Legs, with his two five-fingered Hands at his shackle-bones,
  • and miraculous Head on his shoulders, is worth, I should say, from fifty
  • to a hundred Horses!"
  • "True, thou Gold-Hofrath," cries the Professor elsewhere: "too crowded
  • indeed! Meanwhile, what portion of this inconsiderable terraqueous Globe
  • have ye actually tilled and delved, till it will grow no more? How thick
  • stands your Population in the Pampas and Savannas of America; round
  • ancient Carthage, and in the interior of Africa; on both slopes of the
  • Altaic chain, in the central Platform of Asia; in Spain, Greece, Turkey,
  • Crim Tartary, the Curragh of Kildare? One man, in one year, as I have
  • understood it, if you lend him Earth, will feed himself and nine others.
  • Alas, where now are the Hengsts and Alarics of our still-glowing,
  • still-expanding Europe; who, when their home is grown too narrow, will
  • enlist, and, like Fire-pillars, guide onwards those superfluous masses
  • of indomitable living Valor; equipped, not now with the battle-axe
  • and war-chariot, but with the steam engine and ploughshare? Where are
  • they?--Preserving their Game!"
  • CHAPTER V. THE PHOENIX.
  • Putting which four singular Chapters together, and alongside of them
  • numerous hints, and even direct utterances, scattered over these
  • Writings of his, we come upon the startling yet not quite unlooked-for
  • conclusion, that Teufelsdrockh is one of those who consider Society,
  • properly so called, to be as good as extinct; and that only the
  • gregarious feelings, and old inherited habitudes, at this juncture, hold
  • us from Dispersion, and universal national, civil, domestic and personal
  • war! He says expressly: "For the last three centuries, above all for the
  • last three quarters of a century, that same Pericardial Nervous Tissue
  • (as we named it) of Religion, where lies the Life-essence of Society,
  • has been smote at and perforated, needfully and needlessly; till now
  • it is quite rent into shreds; and Society, long pining, diabetic,
  • consumptive, can be regarded as defunct; for those spasmodic, galvanic
  • sprawlings are not life; neither indeed will they endure, galvanize as
  • you may, beyond two days."
  • "Call ye that a Society," cries he again, "where there is no longer any
  • Social Idea extant; not so much as the Idea of a common Home, but only
  • of a common over-crowded Lodging-house? Where each, isolated, regardless
  • of his neighbor, turned against his neighbor, clutches what he can get,
  • and cries 'Mine!' and calls it Peace, because, in the cut-purse and
  • cut-throat Scramble, no steel knives, but only a far cunninger sort,
  • can be employed? Where Friendship, Communion, has become an incredible
  • tradition; and your holiest Sacramental Supper is a smoking Tavern
  • Dinner, with Cook for Evangelist? Where your Priest has no tongue but
  • for plate-licking: and your high Guides and Governors cannot guide; but
  • on all hands hear it passionately proclaimed: _Laissez faire_; Leave us
  • alone of _your_ guidance, such light is darker than darkness; eat you
  • your wages, and sleep!
  • "Thus, too," continues he, "does an observant eye discern everywhere
  • that saddest spectacle: The Poor perishing, like neglected, foundered
  • Draught-Cattle, of Hunger and Overwork; the Rich, still more wretchedly,
  • of Idleness, Satiety, and Overgrowth. The Highest in rank, at length,
  • without honor from the Lowest; scarcely, with a little mouth-honor,
  • as from tavern-waiters who expect to put it in the bill. Once-sacred
  • Symbols fluttering as empty Pageants, whereof men grudge even the
  • expense; a World becoming dismantled: in one word, the STATE fallen
  • speechless, from obesity and apoplexy; the STATE shrunken into a
  • Police-Office, straitened to get its pay!"
  • We might ask, are there many "observant eyes," belonging to practical
  • men in England or elsewhere, which have descried these phenomena; or
  • is it only from the mystic elevation of a German _Wahngasse_ that
  • such wonders are visible? Teufelsdrockh contends that the aspect of a
  • "deceased or expiring Society" fronts us everywhere, so that whoso runs
  • may read. "What, for example," says he, "is the universally arrogated
  • Virtue, almost the sole remaining Catholic Virtue, of these days?
  • For some half-century, it has been the thing you name 'Independence.'
  • Suspicion of 'Servility,' of reverence for Superiors, the very dog-leech
  • is anxious to disavow. Fools! Were your Superiors worthy to govern,
  • and you worthy to obey, reverence for them were even your only possible
  • freedom. Independence, in all kinds, is rebellion; if unjust rebellion,
  • why parade it, and everywhere prescribe it?"
  • But what then? Are we returning, as Rousseau prayed, to the state of
  • Nature? "The Soul Politic having departed," says Teufelsdrockh, "what
  • can follow but that the Body Politic be decently interred, to avoid
  • putrescence? Liberals, Economists, Utilitarians enough I see marching
  • with its bier, and chanting loud paeans, towards the funeral pile,
  • where, amid wailings from some, and saturnalian revelries from the most,
  • the venerable Corpse is to be burnt. Or, in plain words, that these men,
  • Liberals, Utilitarians, or whatsoever they are called, will ultimately
  • carry their point, and dissever and destroy most existing Institutions
  • of Society, seems a thing which has some time ago ceased to be doubtful.
  • "Do we not see a little subdivision of the grand Utilitarian Armament
  • come to light even in insulated England? A living nucleus, that will
  • attract and grow, does at length appear there also; and under curious
  • phasis; properly as the inconsiderable fag-end, and so far in the rear
  • of the others as to fancy itself the van. Our European Mechanizers are a
  • sect of boundless diffusion, activity, and co-operative spirit: has
  • not Utilitarianism flourished in high places of Thought, here among
  • ourselves, and in every European country, at some time or other, within
  • the last fifty years? If now in all countries, except perhaps England,
  • it has ceased to flourish, or indeed to exist, among Thinkers, and sunk
  • to Journalists and the popular mass,--who sees not that, as hereby it no
  • longer preaches, so the reason is, it now needs no Preaching, but is
  • in full universal Action, the doctrine everywhere known, and
  • enthusiastically laid to heart? The fit pabulum, in these times, for
  • a certain rugged workshop intellect and heart, nowise without their
  • corresponding workshop strength and ferocity, it requires but to be
  • stated in such scenes to make proselytes enough.--Admirably calculated
  • for destroying, only not for rebuilding! It spreads like a sort of
  • Dog-madness; till the whole World-kennel will be rabid: then woe to
  • the Huntsmen, with or without their whips! They should have given the
  • quadrupeds water," adds he; "the water, namely, of Knowledge and of
  • Life, while it was yet time."
  • Thus, if Professor Teufelsdrockh can be relied on, we are at this hour
  • in a most critical condition; beleaguered by that boundless "Armament of
  • Mechanizers" and Unbelievers, threatening to strip us bare! "The World,"
  • says he, "as it needs must, is under a process of devastation and
  • waste, which, whether by silent assiduous corrosion, or open quicker
  • combustion, as the case chances, will effectually enough annihilate the
  • past Forms of Society; replace them with what it may. For the present,
  • it is contemplated that when man's whole Spiritual Interests are once
  • _divested_, these innumerable stript-off Garments shall mostly be burnt;
  • but the sounder Rags among them be quilted together into one huge Irish
  • watch-coat for the defence of the Body only!"--This, we think, is but
  • Job's-news to the humane reader.
  • "Nevertheless," cries Teufelsdrockh, "who can hinder it; who is there
  • that can clutch into the wheelspokes of Destiny, and say to the Spirit
  • of the Time: Turn back, I command thee?--Wiser were it that we yielded
  • to the Inevitable and Inexorable, and accounted even this the best."
  • Nay, might not an attentive Editor, drawing his own inferences from what
  • stands written, conjecture that Teufelsdrockh, individually had yielded
  • to this same "Inevitable and Inexorable" heartily enough; and now sat
  • waiting the issue, with his natural diabolico-angelical Indifference,
  • if not even Placidity? Did we not hear him complain that the World was
  • a "huge Ragfair," and the "rags and tatters of old Symbols" were raining
  • down everywhere, like to drift him in, and suffocate him? What with
  • those "unhunted Helots" of his; and the uneven _sic vos non vobis_
  • pressure and hard-crashing collision he is pleased to discern in
  • existing things; what with the so hateful "empty Masks," full of beetles
  • and spiders, yet glaring out on him, from their glass eyes, "with a
  • ghastly affectation of life,"--we feel entitled to conclude him even
  • willing that much should be thrown to the Devil, so it were but done
  • gently! Safe himself in that "Pinnacle of Weissnichtwo," he would
  • consent, with a tragic solemnity, that the monster UTILITARIA, held
  • back, indeed, and moderated by nose-rings, halters, foot-shackles,
  • and every conceivable modification of rope, should go forth to do her
  • work;--to tread down old ruinous Palaces and Temples with her broad
  • hoof, till the whole were trodden down, that new and better might be
  • built! Remarkable in this point of view are the following sentences.
  • "Society," says he, "is not dead: that Carcass, which you call dead
  • Society, is but her mortal coil which she has shuffled off, to assume
  • a nobler; she herself, through perpetual metamorphoses, in fairer
  • and fairer development, has to live till Time also merge in Eternity.
  • Wheresoever two or three Living Men are gathered together, there is
  • Society; or there it will be, with its cunning mechanisms and stupendous
  • structures, overspreading this little Globe, and reaching upwards to
  • Heaven and downwards to Gehenna: for always, under one or the other
  • figure, it has two authentic Revelations, of a God and of a Devil; the
  • Pulpit, namely, and the Gallows."
  • Indeed, we already heard him speak of "Religion, in unnoticed nooks,
  • weaving for herself new Vestures;"--Teufelsdrockh himself being one
  • of the loom-treadles? Elsewhere he quotes without censure that strange
  • aphorism of Saint Simon's, concerning which and whom so much were to be
  • said: "_L'age d'or, qu'une aveugle tradition a place jusqu'ici dans le
  • passe, est devant nous_; The golden age, which a blind tradition has
  • hitherto placed in the Past, is Before us."--But listen again:--
  • "When the Phoenix is fanning her funeral pyre, will there not be sparks
  • flying! Alas, some millions of men, and among them such as a Napoleon,
  • have already been licked into that high-eddying Flame, and like moths
  • consumed there. Still also have we to fear that incautious beards will
  • get singed.
  • "For the rest, in what year of grace such Phoenix-cremation will be
  • completed, you need not ask. The law of Perseverance is among the
  • deepest in man: by nature he hates change; seldom will he quit his
  • old house till it has actually fallen about his ears. Thus have I seen
  • Solemnities linger as Ceremonies, sacred Symbols as idle Pageants, to
  • the extent of three hundred years and more after all life and sacredness
  • had evaporated out of them. And then, finally, what time the
  • Phoenix Death-Birth itself will require, depends on unseen
  • contingencies.--Meanwhile, would Destiny offer Mankind, that after, say
  • two centuries of convulsion and conflagration, more or less vivid, the
  • fire-creation should be accomplished, and we to find ourselves again
  • in a Living Society, and no longer fighting but working,--were it not
  • perhaps prudent in Mankind to strike the bargain?"
  • Thus is Teufelsdrockh, content that old sick Society should be
  • deliberately burnt (alas, with quite other fuel than spice-wood); in the
  • faith that she is a Phoenix; and that a new heaven-born young one
  • will rise out of her ashes! We ourselves, restricted to the duty of
  • Indicator, shall forbear commentary. Meanwhile, will not the judicious
  • reader shake his head, and reproachfully, yet more in sorrow than in
  • anger, say or think: From a _Doctor utriusque Juris_, titular Professor
  • in a University, and man to whom hitherto, for his services, Society,
  • bad as she is, has given not only food and raiment (of a kind),
  • but books, tobacco and gukguk, we expected more gratitude to his
  • benefactress; and less of a blind trust in the future which resembles
  • that rather of a philosophical Fatalist and Enthusiast, than of a solid
  • householder paying scot-and-lot in a Christian country.
  • CHAPTER VI. OLD CLOTHES.
  • As mentioned above, Teufelsdrockh, though a Sansculottist, is in
  • practice probably the politest man extant: his whole heart and life are
  • penetrated and informed with the spirit of politeness; a noble natural
  • Courtesy shines through him, beautifying his vagaries; like sunlight,
  • making a rosyfingered, rainbow-dyed Aurora out of mere aqueous clouds;
  • nay brightening London-smoke itself into gold vapor, as from the
  • crucible of an alchemist. Hear in what earnest though fantastic wise he
  • expresses himself on this head:--
  • "Shall Courtesy be done only to the rich, and only by the rich? In
  • Good-breeding, which differs, if at all, from High-breeding, only as
  • it gracefully remembers the rights of others, rather than gracefully
  • insists on its own rights, I discern no special connection with wealth
  • or birth: but rather that it lies in human nature itself, and is due
  • from all men towards all men. Of a truth, were your Schoolmaster at his
  • post, and worth anything when there, this, with so much else, would be
  • reformed. Nay, each man were then also his neighbor's schoolmaster; till
  • at length a rude-visaged, unmannered Peasant could no more be met with,
  • than a Peasant unacquainted with botanical Physiology, or who felt not
  • that the clod he broke was created in Heaven.
  • "For whether thou bear a sceptre or a sledge-hammer, art not thou ALIVE;
  • is not this thy brother ALIVE? 'There is but one temple in the world,'
  • says Novalis, 'and that temple is the Body of Man. Nothing is holier
  • than this high Form. Bending before men is a reverence done to this
  • Revelation in the Flesh. We touch Heaven, when we lay our hands on a
  • human Body.'
  • "On which ground, I would fain carry it farther than most do; and
  • whereas the English Johnson only bowed to every Clergyman, or man with
  • a shovel-hat, I would bow to every Man with any sort of hat, or with no
  • hat whatever. Is not he a Temple, then; the visible Manifestation and
  • Impersonation of the Divinity? And yet, alas, such indiscriminate bowing
  • serves not. For there is a Devil dwells in man, as well as a Divinity;
  • and too often the bow is but pocketed by the _former_. It would go to
  • the pocket of Vanity (which is your clearest phasis of the Devil, in
  • these times); therefore must we withhold it.
  • "The gladder am I, on the other hand, to do reverence to those Shells
  • and outer Husks of the Body, wherein no devilish passion any longer
  • lodges, but only the pure emblem and effigies of Man: I mean, to Empty,
  • or even to Cast Clothes. Nay, is it not to Clothes that most men do
  • reverence: to the fine frogged broadcloth, nowise to the 'straddling
  • animal with bandy legs' which it holds, and makes a Dignitary of? Who
  • ever saw any Lord my-lorded in tattered blanket fastened with wooden
  • skewer? Nevertheless, I say, there is in such worship a shade
  • of hypocrisy, a practical deception: for how often does the Body
  • appropriate what was meant for the Cloth only! Whoso would avoid
  • falsehood, which is the essence of all Sin, will perhaps see good
  • to take a different course. That reverence which cannot act without
  • obstruction and perversion when the Clothes are full, may have free
  • course when they are empty. Even as, for Hindoo Worshippers, the Pagoda
  • is not less sacred than the God; so do I too worship the hollow cloth
  • Garment with equal fervor, as when it contained the Man: nay, with more,
  • for I now fear no deception, of myself or of others.
  • "Did not King _Toomtabard_, or, in other words, John Baliol, reign long
  • over Scotland; the man John Baliol being quite gone, and only the 'Toom
  • Tabard' (Empty Gown) remaining? What still dignity dwells in a suit
  • of Cast Clothes! How meekly it bears its honors! No haughty looks,
  • no scornful gesture: silent and serene, it fronts the world; neither
  • demanding worship, nor afraid to miss it. The Hat still carries
  • the physiognomy of its Head: but the vanity and the stupidity, and
  • goose-speech which was the sign of these two, are gone. The Coat-arm is
  • stretched out, but not to strike; the Breeches, in modest simplicity,
  • depend at ease, and now at last have a graceful flow; the Waistcoat
  • hides no evil passion, no riotous desire; hunger or thirst now dwells
  • not in it. Thus all is purged from the grossness of sense, from the
  • carking cares and foul vices of the World; and rides there, on its
  • Clothes-horse; as, on a Pegasus, might some skyey Messenger, or purified
  • Apparition, visiting our low Earth.
  • "Often, while I sojourned in that monstrous tuberosity of Civilized
  • Life, the Capital of England; and meditated, and questioned Destiny,
  • under that ink-sea of vapor, black, thick, and multifarious as Spartan
  • broth; and was one lone soul amid those grinding millions;--often have I
  • turned into their Old-Clothes Market to worship. With awe-struck heart
  • I walk through that Monmouth Street, with its empty Suits, as through a
  • Sanhedrim of stainless Ghosts. Silent are they, but expressive in their
  • silence: the past witnesses and instruments of Woe and Joy, of Passions,
  • Virtues, Crimes, and all the fathomless tumult of Good and Evil in 'the
  • Prison men call Life.' Friends! trust not the heart of that man for whom
  • Old Clothes are not venerable. Watch, too, with reverence, that bearded
  • Jewish High-priest, who with hoarse voice, like some Angel of Doom,
  • summons them from the four winds! On his head, like the Pope, he has
  • three Hats,--a real triple tiara; on either hand are the similitude of
  • wings, whereon the summoned Garments come to alight; and ever, as
  • he slowly cleaves the air, sounds forth his deep fateful note, as
  • if through a trumpet he were proclaiming: 'Ghosts of Life, come to
  • Judgment!' Reck not, ye fluttering Ghosts: he will purify you in his
  • Purgatory, with fire and with water; and, one day, new-created ye shall
  • reappear. Oh, let him in whom the flame of Devotion is ready to go
  • out, who has never worshipped, and knows not what to worship, pace and
  • repace, with austerest thought, the pavement of Monmouth Street, and say
  • whether his heart and his eyes still continue dry. If Field Lane, with
  • its long fluttering rows of yellow handkerchiefs, be a Dionysius' Ear,
  • where, in stifled jarring hubbub, we hear the Indictment which Poverty
  • and Vice bring against lazy Wealth, that it has left them there cast
  • out and trodden under foot of Want, Darkness and the Devil,--then is
  • Monmouth Street a Mirza's Hill, where, in motley vision, the whole
  • Pageant of Existence passes awfully before us; with its wail and
  • jubilee, mad loves and mad hatreds, church-bells and gallows-ropes,
  • farce-tragedy, beast-godhood,--the Bedlam of Creation!"
  • To most men, as it does to ourselves, all this will seem overcharged.
  • We too have walked through Monmouth Street; but with little feeling of
  • "Devotion:" probably in part because the contemplative process is so
  • fatally broken in upon by the brood of money-changers who nestle in
  • that Church, and importune the worshipper with merely secular proposals.
  • Whereas Teufelsdrockh, might be in that happy middle state, which leaves
  • to the Clothes-broker no hope either of sale or of purchase, and so be
  • allowed to linger there without molestation.--Something we would have
  • given to see the little philosophical figure, with its steeple-hat and
  • loose flowing skirts, and eyes in a fine frenzy, "pacing and repacing in
  • austerest thought" that foolish Street; which to him was a true Delphic
  • avenue, and supernatural Whispering-gallery, where the "Ghosts of Life"
  • rounded strange secrets in his ear. O thou philosophic Teufelsdrockh,
  • that listenest while others only gabble, and with thy quick tympanum
  • hearest the grass grow!
  • At the same time, is it not strange that, in Paper-bag Documents
  • destined for an English work, there exists nothing like an authentic
  • diary of this his sojourn in London; and of his Meditations among
  • the Clothes-shops only the obscurest emblematic shadows? Neither, in
  • conversation (for, indeed, he was not a man to pester you with his
  • Travels), have we heard him more than allude to the subject.
  • For the rest, however, it cannot be uninteresting that we here find how
  • early the significance of Clothes had dawned on the now so distinguished
  • Clothes-Professor. Might we but fancy it to have been even in Monmouth
  • Street, at the bottom of our own English "ink-sea," that this remarkable
  • Volume first took being, and shot forth its salient point in his
  • soul,--as in Chaos did the Egg of Eros, one day to be hatched into a
  • Universe!
  • CHAPTER VII. ORGANIC FILAMENTS.
  • For us, who happen to live while the World-Phoenix is burning herself,
  • and burning so slowly that, as Teufelsdrockh calculates, it were a
  • handsome bargain would she engage to have done "within two centuries,"
  • there seems to lie but an ashy prospect. Not altogether so, however,
  • does the Professor figure it. "In the living subject," says he, "change
  • is wont to be gradual: thus, while the serpent sheds its old skin, the
  • new is already formed beneath. Little knowest thou of the burning of a
  • World-Phoenix, who fanciest that she must first burn out, and lie as a
  • dead cinereous heap; and therefrom the young one start up by miracle,
  • and fly heavenward. Far otherwise! In that Fire-whirlwind, Creation and
  • Destruction proceed together; ever as the ashes of the Old are blown
  • about, do organic filaments of the New mysteriously spin themselves: and
  • amid the rushing and the waving of the Whirlwind element come tones of
  • a melodious Death-song, which end not but in tones of a more melodious
  • Birth-song. Nay, look into the Fire-whirlwind with thy own eyes, and
  • thou wilt see." Let us actually look, then: to poor individuals, who
  • cannot expect to live two centuries, those same organic filaments,
  • mysteriously spinning themselves, will be the best part of the
  • spectacle. First, therefore, this of Mankind in general:--
  • "In vain thou deniest it," says the Professor; "thou art my Brother. Thy
  • very Hatred, thy very Envy, those foolish Lies thou tellest of me in
  • thy splenetic humor: what is all this but an inverted Sympathy? Were I
  • a Steam-engine, wouldst thou take the trouble to tell lies of me? Not
  • thou! I should grind all unheeded, whether badly or well.
  • "Wondrous truly are the bonds that unite us one and all; whether by the
  • soft binding of Love, or the iron chaining of Necessity, as we like
  • to choose it. More than once have I said to myself, of some perhaps
  • whimsically strutting Figure, such as provokes whimsical thoughts:
  • 'Wert thou, my little Brotherkin, suddenly covered up within the largest
  • imaginable Glass bell,--what a thing it were, not for thyself only, but
  • for the world! Post Letters, more or fewer, from all the four winds,
  • impinge against thy Glass walls, but have to drop unread: neither from
  • within comes there question or response into any Post-bag; thy Thoughts
  • fall into no friendly ear or heart, thy Manufacture into no purchasing
  • hand: thou art no longer a circulating venous-arterial Heart, that,
  • taking and giving, circulatest through all Space and all Time: there
  • has a Hole fallen out in the immeasurable, universal World-tissue, which
  • must be darned up again!'
  • "Such venous-arterial circulation, of Letters, verbal Messages,
  • paper and other Packages, going out from him and coming in, are
  • a blood-circulation, visible to the eye: but the finer nervous
  • circulation, by which all things, the minutest that he does, minutely
  • influence all men, and the very look of his face blesses or curses
  • whomso it lights on, and so generates ever new blessing or new cursing:
  • all this you cannot see, but only imagine. I say, there is not a red
  • Indian, hunting by Lake Winnipeg, can quarrel with his squaw, but the
  • whole world must smart for it: will not the price of beaver rise? It is
  • a mathematical fact that the casting of this pebble from my hand alters
  • the centre of gravity of the Universe.
  • "If now an existing generation of men stand so woven together, not less
  • indissolubly does generation with generation. Hast thou ever meditated
  • on that word, Tradition: how we inherit not Life only, but all the
  • garniture and form of Life; and work, and speak, and even think and
  • feel, as our Fathers, and primeval grandfathers, from the beginning,
  • have given it us?--Who printed thee, for example, this unpretending
  • Volume on the Philosophy of Clothes? Not the Herren Stillschweigen and
  • Company; but Cadmus of Thebes, Faust of Mentz, and innumerable others
  • whom thou knowest not. Had there been no Moesogothic Ulfila, there
  • had been no English Shakspeare, or a different one. Simpleton! It was
  • Tubal-cain that made thy very Tailor's needle, and sewed that court-suit
  • of thine.
  • "Yes, truly, if Nature is one, and a living indivisible whole, much more
  • is Mankind, the Image that reflects and creates Nature, without which
  • Nature were not. As palpable lifestreams in that wondrous Individual
  • Mankind, among so many life-streams that are not palpable, flow on those
  • main currents of what we call Opinion; as preserved in Institutions,
  • Polities, Churches, above all in Books. Beautiful it is to understand
  • and know that a Thought did never yet die; that as thou, the originator
  • thereof, hast gathered it and created it from the whole Past, so thou
  • wilt transmit it to the whole Future. It is thus that the heroic heart,
  • the seeing eye of the first times, still feels and sees in us of the
  • latest; that the Wise Man stands ever encompassed, and spiritually
  • embraced, by a cloud of witnesses and brothers; and there is a living,
  • literal _Communion of Saints_, wide as the World itself, and as the
  • History of the World.
  • "Noteworthy also, and serviceable for the progress of this same
  • Individual, wilt thou find his subdivision into Generations. Generations
  • are as the Days of toilsome Mankind: Death and Birth are the vesper and
  • the matin bells, that summon Mankind to sleep, and to rise refreshed for
  • new advancement. What the Father has made, the Son can make and enjoy;
  • but has also work of his own appointed him. Thus all things wax, and
  • roll onwards; Arts, Establishments, Opinions, nothing is completed, but
  • ever completing. Newton has learned to see what Kepler saw; but there
  • is also a fresh heaven-derived force in Newton; he must mount to still
  • higher points of vision. So too the Hebrew Lawgiver is, in due time,
  • followed by an Apostle of the Gentiles. In the business of Destruction,
  • as this also is from time to time a necessary work, thou findest a like
  • sequence and perseverance: for Luther it was as yet hot enough to stand
  • by that burning of the Pope's Bull; Voltaire could not warm himself at
  • the glimmering ashes, but required quite other fuel. Thus likewise, I
  • note, the English Whig has, in the second generation, become an English
  • Radical; who, in the third again, it is to be hoped, will become an
  • English Rebuilder. Find Mankind where thou wilt, thou findest it in
  • living movement, in progress faster or slower: the Phoenix soars aloft,
  • hovers with outstretched wings, filling Earth with her music; or, as
  • now, she sinks, and with spheral swan-song immolates herself in flame,
  • that she may soar the higher and sing the clearer."
  • Let the friends of social order, in such a disastrous period, lay this
  • to heart, and derive from it any little comfort they can. We subjoin
  • another passage, concerning Titles:--
  • "Remark, not without surprise," says Teufelsdrockh, "how all high Titles
  • of Honor come hitherto from Fighting. Your _Herzog_ (Duke, _Dux_) is
  • Leader of Armies; your Earl (_Jarl_) is Strong Man; your Marshal cavalry
  • Horse-shoer. A Millennium, or reign of Peace and Wisdom, having from of
  • old been prophesied, and becoming now daily more and more indubitable,
  • may it not be apprehended that such Fighting titles will cease to be
  • palatable, and new and higher need to be devised?
  • "The only Title wherein I, with confidence, trace eternity is that of
  • King. _Konig_ (King), anciently _Konning_, means Ken-ning (Cunning), or
  • which is the same thing, Can-ning. Ever must the Sovereign of Mankind be
  • fitly entitled King."
  • "Well, also," says he elsewhere, "was it written by Theologians: a King
  • rules by divine right. He carries in him an authority from God, or man
  • will never give it him. Can I choose my own King? I can choose my own
  • King Popinjay, and play what farce or tragedy I may with him: but he who
  • is to be my Ruler, whose will is to be higher than my will, was chosen
  • for me in Heaven. Neither except in such Obedience to the Heaven-chosen
  • is Freedom so much as conceivable."
  • The Editor will here admit that, among all the wondrous provinces of
  • Teufelsdrockh's spiritual world, there is none he walks in with such
  • astonishment, hesitation, and even pain, as in the Political. How, with
  • our English love of Ministry and Opposition, and that generous conflict
  • of Parties, mind warming itself against mind in their mutual wrestle
  • for the Public Good, by which wrestle, indeed, is our invaluable
  • Constitution kept warm and alive; how shall we domesticate ourselves
  • in this spectral Necropolis, or rather City both of the Dead and of the
  • Unborn, where the Present seems little other than an inconsiderable Film
  • dividing the Past and the Future? In those dim long-drawn expanses, all
  • is so immeasurable; much so disastrous, ghastly; your very radiances and
  • straggling light-beams have a supernatural character. And then with
  • such an indifference, such a prophetic peacefulness (accounting the
  • inevitably coming as already here, to him all one whether it be distant
  • by centuries or only by days), does he sit;--and live, you would say,
  • rather in any other age than in his own! It is our painful duty to
  • announce, or repeat, that, looking into this man, we discern a deep,
  • silent, slow-burning, inextinguishable Radicalism, such as fills us with
  • shuddering admiration.
  • Thus, for example, he appears to make little even of the Elective
  • Franchise; at least so we interpret the following: "Satisfy yourselves,"
  • he says, "by universal, indubitable experiment, even as ye are now doing
  • or will do, whether FREEDOM, heaven-born and leading heavenward, and
  • so vitally essential for us all, cannot peradventure be mechanically
  • hatched and brought to light in that same Ballot-Box of yours; or
  • at worst, in some other discoverable or devisable Box, Edifice, or
  • Steam-mechanism. It were a mighty convenience; and beyond all feats of
  • manufacture witnessed hitherto." Is Teufelsdrockh acquainted with the
  • British constitution, even slightly?--He says, under another figure:
  • "But after all, were the problem, as indeed it now everywhere is, To
  • rebuild your old House from the top downwards (since you must live in
  • it the while), what better, what other, than the Representative Machine
  • will serve your turn? Meanwhile, however, mock me not with the name
  • of Free, 'when you have but knit up my chains into ornamental
  • festoons.'"--Or what will any member of the Peace Society make of such
  • an assertion as this: "The lower people everywhere desire War. Not so
  • unwisely; there is then a demand for lower people--to be shot!"
  • Gladly, therefore, do we emerge from those soul-confusing labyrinths
  • of speculative Radicalism, into somewhat clearer regions. Here, looking
  • round, as was our hest, for "organic filaments," we ask, may not this,
  • touching "Hero-worship," be of the number? It seems of a cheerful
  • character; yet so quaint, so mystical, one knows not what, or how
  • little, may lie under it. Our readers shall look with their own eyes:--
  • "True is it that, in these days, man can do almost all things, only not
  • obey. True likewise that whoso cannot obey cannot be free, still less
  • bear rule; he that is the inferior of nothing, can be the superior of
  • nothing, the equal of nothing. Nevertheless, believe not that man has
  • lost his faculty of Reverence; that if it slumber in him, it has gone
  • dead. Painful for man is that same rebellious Independence, when it has
  • become inevitable; only in loving companionship with his fellows does he
  • feel safe; only in reverently bowing down before the Higher does he feel
  • himself exalted.
  • "Or what if the character of our so troublous Era lay even in this: that
  • man had forever cast away Fear, which is the lower; but not yet risen
  • into perennial Reverence, which is the higher and highest?
  • "Meanwhile, observe with joy, so cunningly has Nature ordered it, that
  • whatsoever man ought to obey, he cannot but obey. Before no faintest
  • revelation of the Godlike did he ever stand irreverent; least of all,
  • when the Godlike showed itself revealed in his fellow-man. Thus is there
  • a true religious Loyalty forever rooted in his heart; nay in all
  • ages, even in ours, it manifests itself as a more or less orthodox
  • _Hero-worship_. In which fact, that Hero-worship exists, has existed,
  • and will forever exist, universally among Mankind, mayest thou discern
  • the corner-stone of living rock, whereon all Polities for the remotest
  • time may stand secure."
  • Do our readers discern any such corner-stone, or even so much as what
  • Teufelsdrockh, is looking at? He exclaims, "Or hast thou forgotten Paris
  • and Voltaire? How the aged, withered man, though but a Sceptic, Mocker,
  • and millinery Court-poet, yet because even he seemed the Wisest, Best,
  • could drag mankind at his chariot-wheels, so that princes coveted a
  • smile from him, and the loveliest of France would have laid their hair
  • beneath his feet! All Paris was one vast Temple of Hero-worship; though
  • their Divinity, moreover, was of feature too apish.
  • "But if such things," continues he, "were done in the dry tree, what
  • will be done in the green? If, in the most parched season of Man's
  • History, in the most parched spot of Europe, when Parisian life was
  • at best but a scientific _Hortus Siccus_, bedizened with some Italian
  • Gumflowers, such virtue could come out of it; what is to be looked for
  • when Life again waves leafy and bloomy, and your Hero-Divinity shall
  • have nothing apelike, but be wholly human? Know that there is in man a
  • quite indestructible Reverence for whatsoever holds of Heaven, or even
  • plausibly counterfeits such holding. Show the dullest clodpoll, show
  • the haughtiest featherhead, that a soul higher than himself is actually
  • here; were his knees stiffened into brass, he must down and worship."
  • Organic filaments, of a more authentic sort, mysteriously spinning
  • themselves, some will perhaps discover in the following passage:--
  • "There is no Church, sayest thou? The voice of Prophecy has gone dumb?
  • This is even what I dispute: but in any case, hast thou not still
  • Preaching enough? A Preaching Friar settles himself in every village;
  • and builds a pulpit, which he calls Newspaper. Therefrom he preaches
  • what most momentous doctrine is in him, for man's salvation; and dost
  • not thou listen, and believe? Look well, thou seest everywhere a
  • new Clergy of the Mendicant Orders, some barefooted, some almost
  • bare-backed, fashion itself into shape, and teach and preach, zealously
  • enough, for copper alms and the love of God. These break in pieces
  • the ancient idols; and, though themselves too often reprobate, as
  • idol-breakers are wont to be, mark out the sites of new Churches,
  • where the true God-ordained, that are to follow, may find audience, and
  • minister. Said I not, Before the old skin was shed, the new had formed
  • itself beneath it?"
  • Perhaps also in the following; wherewith we now hasten to knit up this
  • ravelled sleeve:--
  • "But there is no Religion?" reiterates the Professor. "Fool! I tell
  • thee, there is. Hast thou well considered all that lies in this
  • immeasurable froth-ocean we name LITERATURE? Fragments of a genuine
  • Church-_Homiletic_ lie scattered there, which Time will assort: nay
  • fractions even of a _Liturgy_ could I point out. And knowest thou no
  • Prophet, even in the vesture, environment, and dialect of this age? None
  • to whom the Godlike had revealed itself, through all meanest and highest
  • forms of the Common; and by him been again prophetically revealed: in
  • whose inspired melody, even in these rag-gathering and rag-burning days,
  • Man's Life again begins, were it but afar off, to be divine? Knowest
  • thou none such? I know him, and name him--Goethe.
  • "But thou as yet standest in no Temple; joinest in no Psalm-worship;
  • feelest well that, where there is no ministering Priest, the people
  • perish? Be of comfort! Thou art not alone, if thou have Faith. Spake we
  • not of a Communion of Saints, unseen, yet not unreal, accompanying and
  • brother-like embracing thee, so thou be worthy? Their heroic Sufferings
  • rise up melodiously together to Heaven, out of all lands, and out of all
  • times, as a sacred _Miserere_; their heroic Actions also, as a boundless
  • everlasting Psalm of Triumph. Neither say that thou hast now no Symbol
  • of the Godlike. Is not God's Universe a Symbol of the Godlike; is not
  • Immensity a Temple; is not Man's History, and Men's History, a perpetual
  • Evangel? Listen, and for organ-music thou wilt ever, as of old, hear the
  • Morning Stars sing together."
  • CHAPTER VIII. NATURAL SUPERNATURALISM.
  • It is in his stupendous Section, headed _Natural Supernaturalism_, that
  • the Professor first becomes a Seer; and, after long effort, such as
  • we have witnessed, finally subdues under his feet this refractory
  • Clothes-Philosophy, and takes victorious possession thereof. Phantasms
  • enough he has had to struggle with; "Cloth-webs and Cob-webs," of
  • Imperial Mantles, Superannuated Symbols, and what not: yet still did he
  • courageously pierce through. Nay, worst of all, two quite mysterious,
  • world-embracing Phantasms, TIME and SPACE, have ever hovered round
  • him, perplexing and bewildering: but with these also he now resolutely
  • grapples, these also he victoriously rends asunder. In a word, he has
  • looked fixedly on Existence, till, one after the other, its earthly
  • hulls and garnitures have all melted away; and now, to his rapt vision,
  • the interior celestial Holy-of-Holies lies disclosed.
  • Here, therefore, properly it is that the Philosophy of Clothes attains
  • to Transcendentalism; this last leap, can we but clear it, takes us
  • safe into the promised land, where _Palingenesia_, in all senses, may be
  • considered as beginning. "Courage, then!" may our Diogenes exclaim, with
  • better right than Diogenes the First once did. This stupendous Section
  • we, after long painful meditation, have found not to be unintelligible;
  • but, on the contrary, to grow clear, nay radiant, and all-illuminating.
  • Let the reader, turning on it what utmost force of speculative intellect
  • is in him, do his part; as we, by judicious selection and adjustment,
  • shall study to do ours:--
  • "Deep has been, and is, the significance of Miracles," thus quietly
  • begins the Professor; "far deeper perhaps than we imagine. Meanwhile,
  • the question of questions were: What specially is a Miracle? To that
  • Dutch King of Siam, an icicle had been a miracle; whoso had carried
  • with him an air-pump, and vial of vitriolic ether, might have worked a
  • miracle. To my Horse, again, who unhappily is still more unscientific,
  • do not I work a miracle, and magical '_Open sesame_!_'_ every time I
  • please to pay twopence, and open for him an impassable _Schlagbaum_, or
  • shut Turnpike?
  • "'But is not a real Miracle simply a violation of the Laws of Nature?'
  • ask several. Whom I answer by this new question: What are the Laws of
  • Nature? To me perhaps the rising of one from the dead were no violation
  • of these Laws, but a confirmation; were some far deeper Law, now first
  • penetrated into, and by Spiritual Force, even as the rest have all been,
  • brought to bear on us with its Material Force.
  • "Here too may some inquire, not without astonishment: On what ground
  • shall one, that can make Iron swim, come and declare that therefore
  • he can teach Religion? To us, truly, of the Nineteenth Century, such
  • declaration were inept enough; which nevertheless to our fathers, of the
  • First Century, was full of meaning.
  • "'But is it not the deepest Law of Nature that she be constant?' cries
  • an illuminated class: 'Is not the Machine of the Universe fixed to move
  • by unalterable rules?' Probable enough, good friends: nay I, too, must
  • believe that the God, whom ancient inspired men assert to be 'without
  • variableness or shadow of turning,' does indeed never change; that
  • Nature, that the Universe, which no one whom it so pleases can be
  • prevented from calling a Machine, does move by the most unalterable
  • rules. And now of you, too, I make the old inquiry: What those same
  • unalterable rules, forming the complete Statute-Book of Nature, may
  • possibly be?
  • "They stand written in our Works of Science, say you; in the accumulated
  • records of Man's Experience?--Was Man with his Experience present at the
  • Creation, then, to see how it all went on? Have any deepest scientific
  • individuals yet dived down to the foundations of the Universe, and
  • gauged everything there? Did the Maker take them into His counsel; that
  • they read His ground-plan of the incomprehensible All; and can say,
  • This stands marked therein, and no more than this? Alas, not in anywise!
  • These scientific individuals have been nowhere but where we also are;
  • have seen some hand breadths deeper than we see into the Deep that is
  • infinite, without bottom as without shore.
  • "Laplace's Book on the Stars, wherein he exhibits that certain Planets,
  • with their Satellites, gyrate round our worthy Sun, at a rate and in
  • a course, which, by greatest good fortune, he and the like of him have
  • succeeded in detecting,--is to me as precious as to another. But is this
  • what thou namest 'Mechanism of the Heavens,' and 'System of the World;'
  • this, wherein Sirius and the Pleiades, and all Herschel's Fifteen
  • thousand Suns per minute, being left out, some paltry handful of Moons,
  • and inert Balls, had been--looked at, nick-named, and marked in the
  • Zodiacal Way-bill; so that we can now prate of their Whereabout; their
  • How, their Why, their What, being hid from us, as in the signless Inane?
  • "System of Nature! To the wisest man, wide as is his vision, Nature
  • remains of quite _infinite_ depth, of quite infinite expansion; and
  • all Experience thereof limits itself to some few computed centuries and
  • measured square-miles. The course of Nature's phases, on this our little
  • fraction of a Planet, is partially known to us: but who knows what
  • deeper courses these depend on; what infinitely larger Cycle (of causes)
  • our little Epicycle revolves on? To the Minnow every cranny and pebble,
  • and quality and accident, of its little native Creek may have become
  • familiar: but does the Minnow understand the Ocean Tides and periodic
  • Currents, the Trade-winds, and Monsoons, and Moon's Eclipses; by all
  • which the condition of its little Creek is regulated, and may, from time
  • to time (unmiraculously enough), be quite overset and reversed? Such a
  • minnow is Man; his Creek this Planet Earth; his Ocean the immeasurable
  • All; his Monsoons and periodic Currents the mysterious Course of
  • Providence through AEons of AEons.
  • "We speak of the Volume of Nature: and truly a Volume it is,--whose
  • Author and Writer is God. To read it! Dost thou, does man, so much as
  • well know the Alphabet thereof? With its Words, Sentences, and grand
  • descriptive Pages, poetical and philosophical, spread out through Solar
  • Systems, and Thousands of Years, we shall not try thee. It is a Volume
  • written in celestial hieroglyphs, in the true Sacred-writing; of which
  • even Prophets are happy that they can read here a line and there a line.
  • As for your Institutes, and Academies of Science, they strive bravely;
  • and, from amid the thick-crowded, inextricably intertwisted hieroglyphic
  • writing, pick out, by dexterous combination, some Letters in the vulgar
  • Character, and therefrom put together this and the other economic
  • Recipe, of high avail in Practice. That Nature is more than some
  • boundless Volume of such Recipes, or huge, well-nigh inexhaustible
  • Domestic-Cookery Book, of which the whole secret will in this manner one
  • day evolve itself, the fewest dream.
  • "Custom," continues the Professor, "doth make dotards of us all.
  • Consider well, thou wilt find that Custom is the greatest of Weavers;
  • and weaves air-raiment for all the Spirits of the Universe; whereby
  • indeed these dwell with us visibly, as ministering servants, in our
  • houses and workshops; but their spiritual nature becomes, to the most,
  • forever hidden. Philosophy complains that Custom has hoodwinked us, from
  • the first; that we do everything by Custom, even Believe by it; that
  • our very Axioms, let us boast of Free-thinking as we may, are oftenest
  • simply such Beliefs as we have never heard questioned. Nay, what
  • is Philosophy throughout but a continual battle against Custom; an
  • ever-renewed effort to _transcend_ the sphere of blind Custom, and so
  • become Transcendental?
  • "Innumerable are the illusions and legerdemain-tricks of Custom: but of
  • all these, perhaps the cleverest is her knack of persuading us that the
  • Miraculous, by simple repetition, ceases to be Miraculous. True, it is
  • by this means we live; for man must work as well as wonder: and herein
  • is Custom so far a kind nurse, guiding him to his true benefit. But she
  • is a fond foolish nurse, or rather we are false foolish nurslings, when,
  • in our resting and reflecting hours, we prolong the same deception. Am I
  • to view the Stupendous with stupid indifference, because I have seen
  • it twice, or two hundred, or two million times? There is no reason in
  • Nature or in Art why I should: unless, indeed, I am a mere Work-Machine,
  • for whom the divine gift of Thought were no other than the terrestrial
  • gift of Steam is to the Steam-engine; a power whereby cotton might be
  • spun, and money and money's worth realized.
  • "Notable enough too, here as elsewhere, wilt thou find the potency of
  • Names; which indeed are but one kind of such custom-woven, wonder-hiding
  • Garments. Witchcraft, and all manner of Spectre-work, and Demonology,
  • we have now named Madness, and Diseases of the Nerves. Seldom reflecting
  • that still the new question comes upon us: What is Madness, what are
  • Nerves? Ever, as before, does Madness remain a mysterious-terrific,
  • altogether _infernal_ boiling-up of the Nether Chaotic Deep, through
  • this fair-painted Vision of Creation, which swims thereon, which we name
  • the Real. Was Luther's Picture of the Devil less a Reality, whether it
  • were formed within the bodily eye, or without it? In every the wisest
  • Soul lies a whole world of internal Madness, an authentic Demon-Empire;
  • out of which, indeed, his world of Wisdom has been creatively built
  • together, and now rests there, as on its dark foundations does a
  • habitable flowery Earth rind.
  • "But deepest of all illusory Appearances, for hiding Wonder, as for many
  • other ends, are your two grand fundamental world-enveloping Appearances,
  • SPACE and TIME. These, as spun and woven for us from before Birth
  • itself, to clothe our celestial ME for dwelling here, and yet to blind
  • it,--lie all-embracing, as the universal canvas, or warp and woof,
  • whereby all minor Illusions, in this Phantasm Existence, weave and paint
  • themselves. In vain, while here on Earth, shall you endeavor to strip
  • them off; you can, at best, but rend them asunder for moments, and look
  • through.
  • "Fortunatus had a wishing Hat, which when he put on, and wished himself
  • Anywhere, behold he was There. By this means had Fortunatus triumphed
  • over Space, he had annihilated Space; for him there was no Where, but
  • all was Here. Were a Hatter to establish himself, in the Wahngasse of
  • Weissnichtwo, and make felts of this sort for all mankind, what a world
  • we should have of it! Still stranger, should, on the opposite side
  • of the street, another Hatter establish himself; and, as his
  • fellow-craftsman made Space-annihilating Hats, make Time-annihilating!
  • Of both would I purchase, were it with my last groschen; but chiefly of
  • this latter. To clap on your felt, and, simply by wishing that you were
  • Anywhere, straightway to be _There_! Next to clap on your other felt,
  • and, simply by wishing that you were _Anywhen_, straightway to be
  • _Then_! This were indeed the grander: shooting at will from the
  • Fire-Creation of the World to its Fire-Consummation; here historically
  • present in the First Century, conversing face to face with Paul and
  • Seneca; there prophetically in the Thirty-first, conversing also face to
  • face with other Pauls and Senecas, who as yet stand hidden in the depth
  • of that late Time!
  • "Or thinkest thou it were impossible, unimaginable? Is the Past
  • annihilated, then, or only past; is the Future non-extant, or only
  • future? Those mystic faculties of thine, Memory and Hope, already
  • answer: already through those mystic avenues, thou the Earth-blinded
  • summonest both Past and Future, and communest with them, though as yet
  • darkly, and with mute beckonings. The curtains of Yesterday drop down,
  • the curtains of To-morrow roll up; but Yesterday and To-morrow both
  • _are_. Pierce through the Time-element, glance into the Eternal. Believe
  • what thou findest written in the sanctuaries of Man's Soul, even as all
  • Thinkers, in all ages, have devoutly read it there: that Time and Space
  • are not God, but creations of God; that with God as it is a universal
  • HERE, so is it an everlasting Now.
  • "And seest thou therein any glimpse of IMMORTALITY?--O Heaven! Is the
  • white Tomb of our Loved One, who died from our arms, and had to be left
  • behind us there, which rises in the distance, like a pale, mournfully
  • receding Milestone, to tell how many toilsome uncheered miles we have
  • journeyed on alone,--but a pale spectral Illusion! Is the lost Friend
  • still mysteriously Here, even as we are Here mysteriously, with
  • God!--know of a truth that only the Time-shadows have perished, or are
  • perishable; that the real Being of whatever was, and whatever is, and
  • whatever will be, is even now and forever. This, should it unhappily
  • seem new, thou mayest ponder at thy leisure; for the next twenty years,
  • or the next twenty centuries: believe it thou must; understand it thou
  • canst not.
  • "That the Thought-forms, Space and Time, wherein, once for all, we are
  • sent into this Earth to live, should condition and determine our whole
  • Practical reasonings, conceptions, and imagings or imaginings,
  • seems altogether fit, just, and unavoidable. But that they should,
  • furthermore, usurp such sway over pure spiritual Meditation, and blind
  • us to the wonder everywhere lying close on us, seems nowise so. Admit
  • Space and Time to their due rank as Forms of Thought; nay even, if thou
  • wilt, to their quite undue rank of Realities: and consider, then,
  • with thyself how their thin disguises hide from us the brightest
  • God-effulgences! Thus, were it not miraculous, could I stretch forth my
  • hand and clutch the Sun? Yet thou seest me daily stretch forth my hand
  • and therewith clutch many a thing, and swing it hither and thither.
  • Art thou a grown baby, then, to fancy that the Miracle lies in miles of
  • distance, or in pounds avoirdupois of weight; and not to see that the
  • true inexplicable God-revealing Miracle lies in this, that I can stretch
  • forth my hand at all; that I have free Force to clutch aught therewith?
  • Innumerable other of this sort are the deceptions, and wonder-hiding
  • stupefactions, which Space practices on us.
  • "Still worse is it with regard to Time. Your grand anti-magician,
  • and universal wonder-hider, is this same lying Time. Had we but the
  • Time-annihilating Hat, to put on for once only, we should see ourselves
  • in a World of Miracles, wherein all fabled or authentic Thaumaturgy, and
  • feats of Magic, were outdone. But unhappily we have not such a Hat; and
  • man, poor fool that he is, can seldom and scantily help himself without
  • one.
  • "Were it not wonderful, for instance, had Orpheus, or Amphion, built the
  • walls of Thebes by the mere sound of his Lyre? Yet tell me, Who built
  • these walls of Weissnichtwo; summoning out all the sandstone rocks, to
  • dance along from the _Steinbruch_ (now a huge Troglodyte Chasm, with
  • frightful green-mantled pools); and shape themselves into Doric and
  • Ionic pillars, squared ashlar houses and noble streets? Was it not
  • the still higher Orpheus, or Orpheuses, who, in past centuries, by the
  • divine Music of Wisdom, succeeded in civilizing Man? Our highest Orpheus
  • walked in Judea, eighteen hundred years ago: his sphere-melody, flowing
  • in wild native tones, took captive the ravished souls of men; and,
  • being of a truth sphere-melody, still flows and sounds, though now
  • with thousand-fold accompaniments, and rich symphonies, through all our
  • hearts; and modulates, and divinely leads them. Is that a wonder, which
  • happens in two hours; and does it cease to be wonderful if happening in
  • two million? Not only was Thebes built by the music of an Orpheus; but
  • without the music of some inspired Orpheus was no city ever built, no
  • work that man glories in ever done.
  • "Sweep away the Illusion of Time; glance, if thou have eyes, from
  • the near moving-cause to its far distant Mover: The stroke that came
  • transmitted through a whole galaxy of elastic balls, was it less a
  • stroke than if the last ball only had been struck, and sent flying? Oh,
  • could I (with the Time-annihilating Hat) transport thee direct from
  • the Beginnings, to the Endings, how were thy eyesight unsealed, and thy
  • heart set flaming in the Light-sea of celestial wonder! Then sawest thou
  • that this fair Universe, were it in the meanest province thereof, is in
  • very deed the star-domed City of God; that through every star, through
  • every grass-blade, and most through every Living Soul, the glory of a
  • present God still beams. But Nature, which is the Time-vesture of God,
  • and reveals Him to the wise, hides Him from the foolish.
  • "Again, could anything be more miraculous than an actual authentic
  • Ghost? The English Johnson longed, all his life, to see one; but could
  • not, though he went to Cock Lane, and thence to the church-vaults, and
  • tapped on coffins. Foolish Doctor! Did he never, with the mind's eye
  • as well as with the body's, look round him into that full tide of human
  • Life he so loved; did he never so much as look into Himself? The
  • good Doctor was a Ghost, as actual and authentic as heart could wish;
  • well-nigh a million of Ghosts were travelling the streets by his
  • side. Once more I say, sweep away the illusion of Time; compress the
  • threescore years into three minutes: what else was he, what else are we?
  • Are we not Spirits, that are shaped into a body, into an Appearance; and
  • that fade away again into air and Invisibility? This is no metaphor, it
  • is a simple scientific _fact_: we start out of Nothingness, take
  • figure, and are Apparitions; round us, as round the veriest spectre, is
  • Eternity; and to Eternity minutes are as years and aeons. Come there not
  • tones of Love and Faith, as from celestial harp-strings, like the Song
  • of beatified Souls? And again, do not we squeak and gibber (in our
  • discordant, screech-owlish debatings and recriminatings); and glide
  • bodeful, and feeble, and fearful; or uproar (_poltern_), and revel in
  • our mad Dance of the Dead,--till the scent of the morning air summons us
  • to our still Home; and dreamy Night becomes awake and Day? Where now
  • is Alexander of Macedon: does the steel Host, that yelled in fierce
  • battle-shouts at Issus and Arbela, remain behind him; or have they all
  • vanished utterly, even as perturbed Goblins must? Napoleon too, and
  • his Moscow Retreats and Austerlitz Campaigns! Was it all other than the
  • veriest Spectre-hunt; which has now, with its howling tumult that made
  • Night hideous, flitted away?--Ghosts! There are nigh a thousand million
  • walking the Earth openly at noontide; some half-hundred have vanished
  • from it, some half-hundred have arisen in it, ere thy watch ticks once.
  • "O Heaven, it is mysterious, it is awful to consider that we not only
  • carry each a future Ghost within him; but are, in very deed, Ghosts!
  • These Limbs, whence had we them; this stormy Force; this life-blood with
  • its burning Passion? They are dust and shadow; a Shadow-system gathered
  • round our ME: wherein, through some moments or years, the Divine Essence
  • is to be revealed in the Flesh. That warrior on his strong war-horse,
  • fire flashes through his eyes; force dwells in his arm and heart: but
  • warrior and war-horse are a vision; a revealed Force, nothing more.
  • Stately they tread the Earth, as if it were a firm substance: fool! the
  • Earth is but a film; it cracks in twain, and warrior and war-horse sink
  • beyond plummet's sounding. Plummet's? Fantasy herself will not follow
  • them. A little while ago, they were not; a little while, and they are
  • not, their very ashes are not.
  • "So has it been from the beginning, so will it be to the end. Generation
  • after generation takes to itself the Form of a Body; and forth issuing
  • from Cimmerian Night, on Heaven's mission APPEARS. What Force and
  • Fire is in each he expends: one grinding in the mill of Industry; one
  • hunter-like climbing the giddy Alpine heights of Science; one madly
  • dashed in pieces on the rocks of Strife, in war with his fellow:--and
  • then the Heaven-sent is recalled; his earthly Vesture falls away,
  • and soon even to Sense becomes a vanished Shadow. Thus, like some
  • wild-flaming, wild-thundering train of Heaven's Artillery, does this
  • mysterious MANKIND thunder and flame, in long-drawn, quick-succeeding
  • grandeur, through the unknown Deep. Thus, like a God-created,
  • fire-breathing Spirit-host, we emerge from the Inane; haste stormfully
  • across the astonished Earth; then plunge again into the Inane. Earth's
  • mountains are levelled, and her seas filled up, in our passage: can the
  • Earth, which is but dead and a vision, resist Spirits which have reality
  • and are alive? On the hardest adamant some footprint of us is stamped
  • in; the last Rear of the host will read traces of the earliest Van. But
  • whence?--O Heaven whither? Sense knows not; Faith knows not; only that
  • it is through Mystery to Mystery, from God and to God.
  • 'We _are such stuff_
  • As Dreams are made of, and our little Life
  • Is rounded with a sleep!'"
  • CHAPTER IX. CIRCUMSPECTIVE.
  • Here, then, arises the so momentous question: Have many British Readers
  • actually arrived with us at the new promised country; is the Philosophy
  • of Clothes now at last opening around them? Long and adventurous has the
  • journey been: from those outmost vulgar, palpable Woollen Hulls of Man;
  • through his wondrous Flesh-Garments, and his wondrous Social Garnitures;
  • inwards to the Garments of his very Soul's Soul, to Time and Space
  • themselves! And now does the spiritual, eternal Essence of Man, and of
  • Mankind, bared of such wrappages, begin in any measure to reveal itself?
  • Can many readers discern, as through a glass darkly, in huge wavering
  • outlines, some primeval rudiments of Man's Being, what is changeable
  • divided from what is unchangeable? Does that Earth-Spirit's speech in
  • _Faust_,--
  • "'Tis thus at the roaring Loom of Time I ply,
  • And weave for God the Garment thou seest Him by; "
  • or that other thousand-times repeated speech of the Magician,
  • Shakespeare,--
  • "And like the baseless fabric of this vision,
  • The cloud-capt Towers, the gorgeous Palaces,
  • The solemn Temples, the great Globe itself,
  • And all which it inherit, shall dissolve;
  • And like this unsubstantial pageant faded,
  • Leave not a wrack behind;"
  • begin to have some meaning for us? In a word, do we at length stand
  • safe in the far region of Poetic Creation and Palingenesia, where that
  • Phoenix Death-Birth of Human Society, and of all Human Things, appears
  • possible, is seen to be inevitable?
  • Along this most insufficient, unheard-of Bridge, which the Editor,
  • by Heaven's blessing, has now seen himself enabled to conclude if not
  • complete, it cannot be his sober calculation, but only his fond hope,
  • that many have travelled without accident. No firm arch, overspanning
  • the Impassable with paved highway, could the Editor construct; only,
  • as was said, some zigzag series of rafts floating tumultuously thereon.
  • Alas, and the leaps from raft to raft were too often of a breakneck
  • character; the darkness, the nature of the element, all was against us!
  • Nevertheless, may not here and there one of a thousand, provided with a
  • discursiveness of intellect rare in our day, have cleared the passage,
  • in spite of all? Happy few! little band of Friends! be welcome, be of
  • courage. By degrees, the eye grows accustomed to its new Whereabout;
  • the hand can stretch itself forth to work there: it is in this grand and
  • indeed highest work of Palingenesia that ye shall labor, each according
  • to ability. New laborers will arrive; new Bridges will be built;
  • nay, may not our own poor rope-and-raft Bridge, in your passings and
  • repassings, be mended in many a point, till it grow quite firm, passable
  • even for the halt?
  • Meanwhile, of the innumerable multitude that started with us, joyous
  • and full of hope, where now is the innumerable remainder, whom we see no
  • longer by our side? The most have recoiled, and stand gazing afar
  • off, in unsympathetic astonishment, at our career: not a few, pressing
  • forward with more courage, have missed footing, or leaped short; and now
  • swim weltering in the Chaos-flood, some towards this shore, some towards
  • that. To these also a helping hand should be held out; at least some
  • word of encouragement be said.
  • Or, to speak without metaphor, with which mode of utterance
  • Teufelsdrockh unhappily has somewhat infected us,--can it be hidden from
  • the Editor that many a British Reader sits reading quite bewildered in
  • head, and afflicted rather than instructed by the present Work?
  • Yes, long ago has many a British Reader been, as now, demanding with
  • something like a snarl: Whereto does all this lead; or what use is in
  • it?
  • In the way of replenishing thy purse, or otherwise aiding thy digestive
  • faculty, O British Reader, it leads to nothing, and there is no use in
  • it; but rather the reverse, for it costs thee somewhat. Nevertheless,
  • if through this unpromising Horn-gate, Teufelsdrockh, and we by means
  • of him, have led thee into the true Land of Dreams; and through the
  • Clothes-Screen, as through a magical _Pierre-Pertuis_, thou lookest,
  • even for moments, into the region of the Wonderful, and seest and
  • feelest that thy daily life is girt with Wonder, and based on Wonder,
  • and thy very blankets and breeches are Miracles,--then art thou profited
  • beyond money's worth; and hast a thankfulness towards our Professor;
  • nay, perhaps in many a literary Tea-circle wilt open thy kind lips, and
  • audibly express that same.
  • Nay farther, art not thou too perhaps by this time made aware that all
  • Symbols are properly Clothes; that all Forms whereby Spirit manifests
  • itself to sense, whether outwardly or in the imagination, are Clothes;
  • and thus not only the parchment Magna Charta, which a Tailor was nigh
  • cutting into measures, but the Pomp and Authority of Law, the sacredness
  • of Majesty, and all inferior Worships (Worth-ships) are properly
  • a Vesture and Raiment; and the Thirty-nine Articles themselves are
  • articles of wearing-apparel (for the Religious Idea)? In which case,
  • must it not also be admitted that this Science of Clothes is a high one,
  • and may with infinitely deeper study on thy part yield richer fruit:
  • that it takes scientific rank beside Codification, and Political
  • Economy, and the Theory of the British Constitution; nay rather,
  • from its prophetic height looks down on all these, as on so many
  • weaving-shops and spinning-mills, where the Vestures which _it_ has
  • to fashion, and consecrate, and distribute, are, too often by haggard
  • hungry operatives who see no farther than their nose, mechanically woven
  • and spun?
  • But omitting all this, much more all that concerns Natural
  • Supernaturalism, and indeed whatever has reference to the Ulterior or
  • Transcendental portion of the Science, or bears never so remotely on
  • that promised Volume of the _Palingenesie der menschlichen Gesellschaft_
  • (Newbirth of Society),--we humbly suggest that no province of
  • Clothes-Philosophy, even the lowest, is without its direct value,
  • but that innumerable inferences of a practical nature may be drawn
  • therefrom. To say nothing of those pregnant considerations, ethical,
  • political, symbolical, which crowd on the Clothes-Philosopher from the
  • very threshold of his Science; nothing even of those "architectural
  • ideas," which, as we have seen, lurk at the bottom of all Modes,
  • and will one day, better unfolding themselves, lead to important
  • revolutions,--let us glance for a moment, and with the faintest light
  • of Clothes-Philosophy, on what may be called the Habilatory Class of our
  • fellow-men. Here too overlooking, where so much were to be looked on,
  • the million spinners, weavers, fullers, dyers, washers, and wringers,
  • that puddle and muddle in their dark recesses, to make us Clothes, and
  • die that we may live,--let us but turn the reader's attention upon
  • two small divisions of mankind, who, like moths, may be regarded as
  • Cloth-animals, creatures that live, move and have their being in Cloth:
  • we mean, Dandies and Tailors.
  • In regard to both which small divisions it may be asserted without
  • scruple, that the public feeling, unenlightened by Philosophy, is at
  • fault; and even that the dictates of humanity are violated. As will
  • perhaps abundantly appear to readers of the two following Chapters.
  • CHAPTER X. THE DANDIACAL BODY.
  • First, touching Dandies, let us consider, with some scientific
  • strictness, what a Dandy specially is. A Dandy is a Clothes-wearing
  • Man, a Man whose trade, office and existence consists in the wearing
  • of Clothes. Every faculty of his soul, spirit, purse and person is
  • heroically consecrated to this one object, the wearing of Clothes
  • wisely and well: so that as others dress to live, he lives to dress.
  • The all-importance of Clothes, which a German Professor, of unequalled
  • learning and acumen, writes his enormous Volume to demonstrate, has
  • sprung up in the intellect of the Dandy without effort, like an
  • instinct of genius; he is inspired with Cloth, a Poet of Cloth. What
  • Teufelsdrockh would call a "Divine Idea of Cloth" is born with him; and
  • this, like other such Ideas, will express itself outwardly, or wring his
  • heart asunder with unutterable throes.
  • But, like a generous, creative enthusiast, he fearlessly makes his Idea
  • an Action; shows himself in peculiar guise to mankind; walks forth, a
  • witness and living Martyr to the eternal worth of Clothes. We called him
  • a Poet: is not his body the (stuffed) parchment-skin whereon he writes,
  • with cunning Huddersfield dyes, a Sonnet to his mistress' eyebrow? Say,
  • rather, an Epos, and _Clotha Virumque cano_, to the whole world, in
  • Macaronic verses, which he that runs may read. Nay, if you grant, what
  • seems to be admissible, that the Dandy has a Thinking-principle in
  • him, and some notions of Time and Space, is there not in this
  • life-devotedness to Cloth, in this so willing sacrifice of the Immortal
  • to the Perishable, something (though in reverse order) of that blending
  • and identification of Eternity with Time, which, as we have seen,
  • constitutes the Prophetic character?
  • And now, for all this perennial Martyrdom, and Poesy, and even Prophecy,
  • what is it that the Dandy asks in return? Solely, we may say, that you
  • would recognize his existence; would admit him to be a living object; or
  • even failing this, a visual object, or thing that will reflect rays
  • of light. Your silver or your gold (beyond what the niggardly Law has
  • already secured him) he solicits not; simply the glance of your eyes.
  • Understand his mystic significance, or altogether miss and misinterpret
  • it; do but look at him, and he is contented. May we not well cry shame
  • on an ungrateful world, which refuses even this poor boon; which will
  • waste its optic faculty on dried Crocodiles, and Siamese Twins; and
  • over the domestic wonderful wonder of wonders, a live Dandy, glance with
  • hasty indifference, and a scarcely concealed contempt! Him no Zoologist
  • classes among the Mammalia, no Anatomist dissects with care: when did we
  • see any injected Preparation of the Dandy in our Museums; any specimen
  • of him preserved in spirits! Lord Herringbone may dress himself in a
  • snuff-brown suit, with snuff-brown shirt and shoes: it skills not; the
  • undiscerning public, occupied with grosser wants, passes by regardless
  • on the other side.
  • The age of Curiosity, like that of Chivalry, is indeed, properly
  • speaking, gone. Yet perhaps only gone to sleep: for here arises the
  • Clothes-Philosophy to resuscitate, strangely enough, both the one and
  • the other! Should sound views of this Science come to prevail, the
  • essential nature of the British Dandy, and the mystic significance that
  • lies in him, cannot always remain hidden under laughable and lamentable
  • hallucination. The following long Extract from Professor Teufelsdrockh
  • may set the matter, if not in its true light, yet in the way towards
  • such. It is to be regretted, however, that here, as so often elsewhere,
  • the Professor's keen philosophic perspicacity is somewhat marred by a
  • certain mixture of almost owlish purblindness, or else of some perverse,
  • ineffectual, ironic tendency; our readers shall judge which:--
  • "In these distracted times," writes he, "when the Religious Principle,
  • driven out of most Churches, either lies unseen in the hearts of good
  • men, looking and longing and silently working there towards some new
  • Revelation; or else wanders homeless over the world, like a disembodied
  • soul seeking its terrestrial organization,--into how many strange
  • shapes, of Superstition and Fanaticism, does it not tentatively and
  • errantly cast itself! The higher Enthusiasm of man's nature is for the
  • while without Exponent; yet does it continue indestructible, unweariedly
  • active, and work blindly in the great chaotic deep: thus Sect after
  • Sect, and Church after Church, bodies itself forth, and melts again into
  • new metamorphosis.
  • "Chiefly is this observable in England, which, as the wealthiest and
  • worst-instructed of European nations, offers precisely the elements
  • (of Heat, namely, and of Darkness), in which such moon-calves and
  • monstrosities are best generated. Among the newer Sects of that country,
  • one of the most notable, and closely connected with our present subject,
  • is that of the _Dandies_; concerning which, what little information I
  • have been able to procure may fitly stand here.
  • "It is true, certain of the English Journalists, men generally without
  • sense for the Religious Principle, or judgment for its manifestations,
  • speak, in their brief enigmatic notices, as if this were perhaps
  • rather a Secular Sect, and not a Religious one; nevertheless, to the
  • psychologic eye its devotional and even sacrificial character
  • plainly enough reveals itself. Whether it belongs to the class of
  • Fetish-worships, or of Hero-worships or Polytheisms, or to what other
  • class, may in the present state of our intelligence remain undecided
  • (_schweben_). A certain touch of Manicheism, not indeed in the Gnostic
  • shape, is discernible enough; also (for human Error walks in a cycle,
  • and reappears at intervals) a not-inconsiderable resemblance to that
  • Superstition of the Athos Monks, who by fasting from all nourishment,
  • and looking intensely for a length of time into their own navels, came
  • to discern therein the true Apocalypse of Nature, and Heaven Unveiled.
  • To my own surmise, it appears as if this Dandiacal Sect were but a new
  • modification, adapted to the new time, of that primeval Superstition,
  • _Self-worship_; which Zerdusht, Quangfoutchee, Mahomet, and others,
  • strove rather to subordinate and restrain than to eradicate; and which
  • only in the purer forms of Religion has been altogether rejected.
  • Wherefore, if any one chooses to name it revived Ahrimanism, or a new
  • figure of Demon-Worship, I have, so far as is yet visible, no objection.
  • "For the rest, these people, animated with the zeal of a new Sect,
  • display courage and perseverance, and what force there is in man's
  • nature, though never so enslaved. They affect great purity and
  • separatism; distinguish themselves by a particular costume (whereof some
  • notices were given in the earlier part of this Volume); likewise, so
  • far as possible, by a particular speech (apparently some broken
  • _Lingua-franca_, or English-French); and, on the whole, strive to
  • maintain a true Nazarene deportment, and keep themselves unspotted from
  • the world.
  • "They have their Temples, whereof the chief, as the Jewish Temple did,
  • stands in their metropolis; and is named _Almack's_, a word of
  • uncertain etymology. They worship principally by night; and have their
  • High-priests and High-priestesses, who, however, do not continue for
  • life. The rites, by some supposed to be of the Menadic sort, or perhaps
  • with an Eleusinian or Cabiric character, are held strictly secret.
  • Nor are Sacred Books wanting to the Sect; these they call _Fashionable
  • Novels_: however, the Canon is not completed, and some are canonical and
  • others not.
  • "Of such Sacred Books I, not without expense, procured myself some
  • samples; and in hope of true insight, and with the zeal which beseems an
  • Inquirer into Clothes, set to interpret and study them. But wholly to
  • no purpose: that tough faculty of reading, for which the world will not
  • refuse me credit, was here for the first time foiled and set at naught.
  • In vain that I summoned my whole energies (_mich weidlich anstrengte_),
  • and did my very utmost; at the end of some short space, I was uniformly
  • seized with not so much what I can call a drumming in my ears, as a kind
  • of infinite, unsufferable, Jew's-harping and scrannel-piping there; to
  • which the frightfullest species of Magnetic Sleep soon supervened. And
  • if I strove to shake this away, and absolutely would not yield, there
  • came a hitherto unfelt sensation, as of _Delirium Tremens_, and a
  • melting into total deliquium: till at last, by order of the Doctor,
  • dreading ruin to my whole intellectual and bodily faculties, and a
  • general breaking up of the constitution, I reluctantly but determinedly
  • forbore. Was there some miracle at work here; like those Fire-balls,
  • and supernal and infernal prodigies, which, in the case of the Jewish
  • Mysteries, have also more than once scared back the Alien? Be this as
  • it may, such failure on my part, after best efforts, must excuse the
  • imperfection of this sketch; altogether incomplete, yet the completest I
  • could give of a Sect too singular to be omitted.
  • "Loving my own life and senses as I do, no power shall induce me, as a
  • private individual, to open another _Fashionable Novel_. But luckily,
  • in this dilemma, comes a hand from the clouds; whereby if not victory,
  • deliverance is held out to me. Round one of those Book-packages, which
  • the _Stillschweigen'sche Buchhandlung_ is in the habit of importing
  • from England, come, as is usual, various waste printed-sheets
  • (_Maculatur-blatter_), by way of interior wrappage: into these the
  • Clothes-Philosopher, with a certain Mahometan reverence even for
  • waste-paper, where curious knowledge will sometimes hover, disdains not
  • to cast his eye. Readers may judge of his astonishment when on such
  • a defaced stray-sheet, probably the outcast fraction of some English
  • Periodical, such as they name _Magazine_, appears something like a
  • Dissertation on this very subject of _Fashionable Novels_! It sets out,
  • indeed, chiefly from a Secular point of view; directing itself, not
  • without asperity, against some to me unknown individual named _Pelham_,
  • who seems to be a Mystagogue, and leading Teacher and Preacher of the
  • Sect; so that, what indeed otherwise was not to be expected in such a
  • fugitive fragmentary sheet, the true secret, the Religious physiognomy
  • and physiology of the Dandiacal Body, is nowise laid fully open there.
  • Nevertheless, scattered lights do from time to time sparkle out, whereby
  • I have endeavored to profit. Nay, in one passage selected from the
  • Prophecies, or Mythic Theogonies, or whatever they are (for the style
  • seems very mixed) of this Mystagogue, I find what appears to be a
  • Confession of Faith, or Whole Duty of Man, according to the tenets of
  • that Sect. Which Confession or Whole Duty, therefore, as proceeding
  • from a source so authentic, I shall here arrange under Seven distinct
  • Articles, and in very abridged shape lay before the German world;
  • therewith taking leave of this matter. Observe also, that to avoid
  • possibility of error, I, as far as may be, quote literally from the
  • Original:--
  • ARTICLES OF FAITH.
  • '1. Coats should have nothing of the triangle about them; at the same
  • time, wrinkles behind should be carefully avoided.
  • '2. The collar is a very important point: it should be low behind, and
  • slightly rolled.
  • '3. No license of fashion can allow a man of delicate taste to adopt the
  • posterial luxuriance of a Hottentot.
  • '4. There is safety in a swallow-tail.
  • '5. The good sense of a gentleman is nowhere more finely developed than
  • in his rings.
  • '6. It is permitted to mankind, under certain restrictions, to wear
  • white waistcoats.
  • '7. The trousers must be exceedingly tight across the hips.'
  • "All which Propositions I, for the present, content myself with modestly
  • but peremptorily and irrevocably denying.
  • "In strange contrast with this Dandiacal Body stands another British
  • Sect, originally, as I understand, of Ireland, where its chief seat
  • still is; but known also in the main Island, and indeed everywhere
  • rapidly spreading. As this Sect has hitherto emitted no Canonical Books,
  • it remains to me in the same state of obscurity as the Dandiacal, which
  • has published Books that the unassisted human faculties are inadequate
  • to read. The members appear to be designated by a considerable diversity
  • of names, according to their various places of establishment: in England
  • they are generally called the _Drudge_ Sect; also, unphilosophically
  • enough, the _White Negroes_; and, chiefly in scorn by those of other
  • communions, the _Ragged-Beggar_ Sect. In Scotland, again, I find them
  • entitled _Hallanshakers_, or the _Stook of Duds_ Sect; any individual
  • communicant is named _Stook of Duds_ (that is, Shock of Rags), in
  • allusion, doubtless, to their professional Costume. While in Ireland,
  • which, as mentioned, is their grand parent hive, they go by a perplexing
  • multiplicity of designations, such as _Bogtrotters, Redshanks,
  • Ribbonmen, Cottiers, Peep-of-Day Boys, Babes of the Wood, Rockites,
  • Poor-Slaves_: which last, however, seems to be the primary and generic
  • name; whereto, probably enough, the others are only subsidiary species,
  • or slight varieties; or, at most, propagated offsets from the parent
  • stem, whose minute subdivisions, and shades of difference, it were
  • here loss of time to dwell on. Enough for us to understand, what seems
  • indubitable, that the original Sect is that of the _Poor-Slaves_;
  • whose doctrines, practices, and fundamental characteristics pervade and
  • animate the whole Body, howsoever denominated or outwardly diversified.
  • "The precise speculative tenets of this Brotherhood: how the Universe,
  • and Man, and Man's Life, picture themselves to the mind of an Irish
  • Poor-Slave; with what feelings and opinions he looks forward on the
  • Future, round on the Present, back on the Past, it were extremely
  • difficult to specify. Something Monastic there appears to be in their
  • Constitution: we find them bound by the two Monastic Vows, of Poverty
  • and Obedience; which vows, especially the former, it is said, they
  • observe with great strictness; nay, as I have understood it, they are
  • pledged, and be it by any solemn Nazarene ordination or not, irrevocably
  • consecrated thereto, even _before_ birth. That the third Monastic
  • Vow, of Chastity, is rigidly enforced among them, I find no ground to
  • conjecture.
  • "Furthermore, they appear to imitate the Dandiacal Sect in their grand
  • principle of wearing a peculiar Costume. Of which Irish Poor-Slave
  • Costume no description will indeed be found in the present Volume; for
  • this reason, that by the imperfect organ of Language it did not seem
  • describable. Their raiment consists of innumerable skirts, lappets
  • and irregular wings, of all cloths and of all colors; through the
  • labyrinthic intricacies of which their bodies are introduced by some
  • unknown process. It is fastened together by a multiplex combination of
  • buttons, thrums and skewers; to which frequently is added a girdle of
  • leather, of hempen or even of straw rope, round the loins. To straw
  • rope, indeed, they seem partial, and often wear it by way of sandals.
  • In head-dress they affect a certain freedom: hats with partial brim,
  • without crown, or with only a loose, hinged, or valve crown; in the
  • former case, they sometimes invert the hat, and wear it brim uppermost,
  • like a university-cap, with what view is unknown.
  • "The name Poor-Slaves seems to indicate a Slavonic, Polish, or Russian
  • origin: not so, however, the interior essence and spirit of their
  • Superstition, which rather displays a Teutonic or Druidical character.
  • One might fancy them worshippers of Hertha, or the Earth: for they dig
  • and affectionately work continually in her bosom; or else, shut up in
  • private Oratories, meditate and manipulate the substances derived from
  • her; seldom looking up towards the Heavenly Luminaries, and then with
  • comparative indifference. Like the Druids, on the other hand, they live
  • in dark dwellings; often even breaking their glass windows, where they
  • find such, and stuffing them up with pieces of raiment, or other
  • opaque substances, till the fit obscurity is restored. Again, like all
  • followers of Nature-Worship, they are liable to out-breakings of an
  • enthusiasm rising to ferocity; and burn men, if not in wicker idols, yet
  • in sod cottages.
  • "In respect of diet, they have also their observances. All Poor-Slaves
  • are Rhizophagous (or Root-eaters); a few are Ichthyophagous, and use
  • Salted Herrings: other animal food they abstain from; except indeed,
  • with perhaps some strange inverted fragment of a Brahminical feeling,
  • such animals as die a natural death. Their universal sustenance is the
  • root named Potato, cooked by fire alone; and generally without condiment
  • or relish of any kind, save an unknown condiment named _Point_, into
  • the meaning of which I have vainly inquired; the victual
  • _Potatoes-and-Point_ not appearing, at least not with specific accuracy
  • of description, in any European Cookery-Book whatever. For drink, they
  • use, with an almost epigrammatic counterpoise of taste, Milk, which
  • is the mildest of liquors, and _Potheen_, which is the fiercest. This
  • latter I have tasted, as well as the English _Blue-Ruin_, and the Scotch
  • _Whiskey_, analogous fluids used by the Sect in those countries:
  • it evidently contains some form of alcohol, in the highest state of
  • concentration, though disguised with acrid oils; and is, on the whole,
  • the most pungent substance known to me,--indeed, a perfect liquid
  • fire. In all their Religious Solemnities, Potheen is said to be an
  • indispensable requisite, and largely consumed.
  • "An Irish Traveller, of perhaps common veracity, who presents himself
  • under the to me unmeaning title of _The late John Bernard_, offers
  • the following sketch of a domestic establishment, the inmates whereof,
  • though such is not stated expressly, appear to have been of that Faith.
  • Thereby shall my German readers now behold an Irish Poor-Slave, as it
  • were with their own eyes; and even see him at meat. Moreover, in the
  • so precious waste-paper sheet above mentioned, I have found some
  • corresponding picture of a Dandiacal Household, painted by that same
  • Dandiacal Mystagogue, or Theogonist: this also, by way of counterpart
  • and contrast, the world shall look into.
  • "First, therefore, of the Poor-Slave, who appears likewise to have been
  • a species of Innkeeper. I quote from the original:
  • POOR-SLAVE HOUSEHOLD.
  • "'The furniture of this Caravansera consisted of a large iron Pot, two
  • oaken Tables, two Benches, two Chairs, and a Potheen Noggin. There was
  • a Loft above (attainable by a ladder), upon which the inmates slept; and
  • the space below was divided by a hurdle into two Apartments; the one for
  • their cow and pig, the other for themselves and guests. On entering the
  • house we discovered the family, eleven in number, at dinner: the father
  • sitting at the top, the mother at the bottom, the children on each side,
  • of a large oaken Board, which was scooped out in the middle, like a
  • trough, to receive the contents of their Pot of Potatoes. Little holes
  • were cut at equal distances to contain Salt; and a bowl of Milk stood on
  • the table: all the luxuries of meat and beer, bread, knives and dishes
  • were dispensed with.' The Poor-Slave himself our Traveller found, as he
  • says, broad-backed, black-browed, of great personal strength, and mouth
  • from ear to ear. His Wife was a sun-browned but well-featured woman; and
  • his young ones, bare and chubby, had the appetite of ravens. Of their
  • Philosophical or Religious tenets or observances, no notice or hint.
  • "But now, secondly, of the Dandiacal Household; in which, truly, that
  • often-mentioned Mystagogue and inspired Penman himself has his abode:--
  • DANDIACAL HOUSEHOLD.
  • "'A Dressing-room splendidly furnished; violet-colored curtains, chairs
  • and ottomans of the same hue. Two full-length Mirrors are placed, one on
  • each side of a table, which supports the luxuries of the Toilet. Several
  • Bottles of Perfumes, arranged in a peculiar fashion, stand upon a
  • smaller table of mother-of-pearl: opposite to these are placed the
  • appurtenances of Lavation richly wrought in frosted silver. A Wardrobe
  • of Buhl is on the left; the doors of which, being partly open, discover
  • a profusion of Clothes; Shoes of a singularly small size monopolize
  • the lower shelves. Fronting the wardrobe a door ajar gives some slight
  • glimpse of a Bath-room. Folding-doors in the background.--Enter the
  • Author,' our Theogonist in person, 'obsequiously preceded by a French
  • Valet, in white silk Jacket and cambric Apron.'
  • "Such are the two Sects which, at this moment, divide the more unsettled
  • portion of the British People; and agitate that ever-vexed country. To
  • the eye of the political Seer, their mutual relation, pregnant with
  • the elements of discord and hostility, is far from consoling. These two
  • principles of Dandiacal Self-worship or Demon-worship, and Poor-Slavish
  • or Drudgical Earth-worship, or whatever that same Drudgism may be, do
  • as yet indeed manifest themselves under distant and nowise considerable
  • shapes: nevertheless, in their roots and subterranean ramifications,
  • they extend through the entire structure of Society, and work
  • unweariedly in the secret depths of English national Existence; striving
  • to separate and isolate it into two contradictory, uncommunicating
  • masses.
  • "In numbers, and even individual strength, the Poor-Slaves or Drudges,
  • it would seem, are hourly increasing. The Dandiacal, again, is by nature
  • no proselytizing Sect; but it boasts of great hereditary resources, and
  • is strong by union; whereas the Drudges, split into parties, have as yet
  • no rallying-point; or at best only co-operate by means of partial secret
  • affiliations. If, indeed, there were to arise a _Communion of Drudges_,
  • as there is already a Communion of Saints, what strangest effects would
  • follow therefrom! Dandyism as yet affects to look down on Drudgism: but
  • perhaps the hour of trial, when it will be practically seen which ought
  • to look down, and which up, is not so distant.
  • "To me it seems probable that the two Sects will one day part England
  • between them; each recruiting itself from the intermediate ranks, till
  • there be none left to enlist on either side. Those Dandiacal Manicheans,
  • with the host of Dandyizing Christians, will form one body: the Drudges,
  • gathering round them whosoever is Drudgical, be he Christian or Infidel
  • Pagan; sweeping up likewise all manner of Utilitarians, Radicals,
  • refractory Pot-wallopers, and so forth, into their general mass, will
  • form another. I could liken Dandyism and Drudgism to two bottomless
  • boiling Whirlpools that had broken out on opposite quarters of the firm
  • land: as yet they appear only disquieted, foolishly bubbling wells,
  • which man's art might cover in; yet mark them, their diameter is daily
  • widening: they are hollow Cones that boil up from the infinite Deep,
  • over which your firm land is but a thin crust or rind! Thus daily is
  • the intermediate land crumbling in, daily the empire of the two
  • Buchan-Bullers extending; till now there is but a foot-plank, a mere
  • film of Land between them; this too is washed away: and then--we have
  • the true Hell of Waters, and Noah's Deluge is out-deluged!
  • "Or better, I might call them two boundless, and indeed unexampled
  • Electric Machines (turned by the 'Machinery of Society'), with batteries
  • of opposite quality; Drudgism the Negative, Dandyism the Positive; one
  • attracts hourly towards it and appropriates all the Positive Electricity
  • of the nation (namely, the Money thereof); the other is equally busy
  • with the Negative (that is to say the Hunger), which is equally potent.
  • Hitherto you see only partial transient sparkles and sputters: but wait
  • a little, till the entire nation is in an electric state: till your
  • whole vital Electricity, no longer healthfully Neutral, is cut into two
  • isolated portions of Positive and Negative (of Money and of Hunger);
  • and stands there bottled up in two World-Batteries! The stirring of a
  • child's finger brings the two together; and then--What then? The Earth
  • is but shivered into impalpable smoke by that Doom's thunder-peal; the
  • Sun misses one of his Planets in Space, and thenceforth there are no
  • eclipses of the Moon.--Or better still, I might liken"--
  • Oh, enough, enough of likenings and similitudes; in excess of which,
  • truly, it is hard to say whether Teufelsdrockh or ourselves sin the
  • more.
  • We have often blamed him for a habit of wire-drawing and over-refining;
  • from of old we have been familiar with his tendency to Mysticism and
  • Religiosity, whereby in everything he was still scenting out Religion:
  • but never perhaps did these amaurosis-suffusions so cloud and distort
  • his otherwise most piercing vision, as in this of the _Dandiacal Body_!
  • Or was there something of intended satire; is the Professor and Seer
  • not quite the blinkard he affects to be? Of an ordinary mortal we should
  • have decisively answered in the affirmative; but with a Teufelsdrockh
  • there ever hovers some shade of doubt. In the mean while, if satire were
  • actually intended, the case is little better. There are not wanting men
  • who will answer: Does your Professor take us for simpletons? His irony
  • has overshot itself; we see through it, and perhaps through him.
  • CHAPTER XI. TAILORS.
  • Thus, however, has our first Practical Inference from the
  • Clothes-Philosophy, that which respects Dandies, been sufficiently
  • drawn; and we come now to the second, concerning Tailors. On this latter
  • our opinion happily quite coincides with that of Teufelsdrockh himself,
  • as expressed in the concluding page of his Volume, to whom, therefore,
  • we willingly give place. Let him speak his own last words, in his own
  • way:--
  • "Upwards of a century," says he, "must elapse, and still the bleeding
  • fight of Freedom be fought, whoso is noblest perishing in the van,
  • and thrones be hurled on altars like Pelion on Ossa, and the Moloch
  • of Iniquity have his victims, and the Michael of Justice his martyrs,
  • before Tailors can be admitted to their true prerogatives of manhood,
  • and this last wound of suffering Humanity be closed.
  • "If aught in the history of the world's blindness could surprise us,
  • here might we indeed pause and wonder. An idea has gone abroad, and
  • fixed itself down into a wide-spreading rooted error, that Tailors are a
  • distinct species in Physiology, not Men, but fractional Parts of a
  • Man. Call any one a _Schneider_ (Cutter, Tailor), is it not, in our
  • dislocated, hoodwinked, and indeed delirious condition of Society,
  • equivalent to defying his perpetual fellest enmity? The epithet
  • _schneidermassig_ (tailor-like) betokens an otherwise unapproachable
  • degree of pusillanimity; we introduce a _Tailor's-Melancholy_, more
  • opprobrious than any Leprosy, into our Books of Medicine; and fable I
  • know not what of his generating it by living on Cabbage. Why should I
  • speak of Hans Sachs (himself a Shoemaker, or kind of Leather-Tailor),
  • with his _Schneider mit dem Panier_? Why of Shakspeare, in his _Taming
  • of the Shrew_, and elsewhere? Does it not stand on record that the
  • English Queen Elizabeth, receiving a deputation of Eighteen Tailors,
  • addressed them with a 'Good morning, gentlemen both!' Did not the same
  • virago boast that she had a Cavalry Regiment, whereof neither horse nor
  • man could be injured; her Regiment, namely, of Tailors on Mares? Thus
  • everywhere is the falsehood taken for granted, and acted on as an
  • indisputable fact.
  • "Nevertheless, need I put the question to any Physiologist, whether it
  • is disputable or not? Seems it not at least presumable, that, under his
  • Clothes, the Tailor has bones and viscera, and other muscles than the
  • sartorius? Which function of manhood is the Tailor not conjectured
  • to perform? Can he not arrest for debt? Is he not in most countries a
  • taxpaying animal?
  • "To no reader of this Volume can it be doubtful which conviction is
  • mine. Nay if the fruit of these long vigils, and almost preternatural
  • Inquiries, is not to perish utterly, the world will have approximated
  • towards a higher Truth; and the doctrine, which Swift, with the keen
  • forecast of genius, dimly anticipated, will stand revealed in clear
  • light: that the Tailor is not only a Man, but something of a Creator or
  • Divinity. Of Franklin it was said, that 'he snatched the Thunder from
  • Heaven and the Sceptre from Kings:' but which is greater, I would ask,
  • he that lends, or he that snatches? For, looking away from individual
  • cases, and how a Man is by the Tailor new-created into a Nobleman, and
  • clothed not only with Wool but with Dignity and a Mystic Dominion,--is
  • not the fair fabric of Society itself, with all its royal mantles and
  • pontifical stoles, whereby, from nakedness and dismemberment, we are
  • organized into Polities, into nations, and a whole co-operating Mankind,
  • the creation, as has here been often irrefragably evinced, of the Tailor
  • alone?--What too are all Poets and moral Teachers, but a species of
  • Metaphorical Tailors? Touching which high Guild the greatest living
  • Guild-brother has triumphantly asked us: 'Nay if thou wilt have it,
  • who but the Poet first made Gods for men; brought them down to us; and
  • raised us up to them?'
  • "And this is he, whom sitting downcast, on the hard basis of his
  • Shopboard, the world treats with contumely, as the ninth part of a man!
  • Look up, thou much-injured one, look up with the kindling eye of hope,
  • and prophetic bodings of a noble better time. Too long hast thou sat
  • there, on crossed legs, wearing thy ankle-joints to horn; like some
  • sacred Anchorite, or Catholic Fakir, doing penance, drawing down
  • Heaven's richest blessings, for a world that scoffed at thee. Be of
  • hope! Already streaks of blue peer through our clouds; the thick gloom
  • of Ignorance is rolling asunder, and it will be Day. Mankind will
  • repay with interest their long-accumulated debt: the Anchorite that was
  • scoffed at will be worshipped; the Fraction will become not an Integer
  • only, but a Square and Cube. With astonishment the world will recognize
  • that the Tailor is its Hierophant and Hierarch, or even its God.
  • "As I stood in the Mosque of St. Sophia, and looked upon these
  • Four-and-Twenty Tailors, sewing and embroidering that rich Cloth, which
  • the Sultan sends yearly for the Caaba of Mecca, I thought within myself:
  • How many other Unholies has your covering Art made holy, besides this
  • Arabian Whinstone!
  • "Still more touching was it when, turning the corner of a lane, in
  • the Scottish Town of Edinburgh, I came upon a Signpost, whereon stood
  • written that such and such a one was 'Breeches-Maker to his Majesty;'
  • and stood painted the Effigies of a Pair of Leather Breeches, and
  • between the knees these memorable words, SIC ITUR AD ASTRA. Was not
  • this the martyr prison-speech of a Tailor sighing indeed in bonds, yet
  • sighing towards deliverance, and prophetically appealing to a better
  • day? A day of justice, when the worth of Breeches would be revealed to
  • man, and the Scissors become forever venerable.
  • "Neither, perhaps, may I now say, has his appeal been altogether in
  • vain. It was in this high moment, when the soul, rent, as it were, and
  • shed asunder, is open to inspiring influence, that I first conceived
  • this Work on Clothes: the greatest I can ever hope to do; which has
  • already, after long retardations, occupied, and will yet occupy, so
  • large a section of my Life; and of which the Primary and simpler Portion
  • may here find its conclusion."
  • CHAPTER XII. FAREWELL.
  • So have we endeavored, from the enormous, amorphous Plum-pudding, more
  • like a Scottish Haggis, which Herr Teufelsdrockh had kneaded for
  • his fellow-mortals, to pick out the choicest Plums, and present them
  • separately on a cover of our own. A laborious, perhaps a thankless
  • enterprise; in which, however, something of hope has occasionally
  • cheered us, and of which we can now wash our hands not altogether
  • without satisfaction. If hereby, though in barbaric wise, some morsel
  • of spiritual nourishment have been added to the scanty ration of our
  • beloved British world, what nobler recompense could the Editor desire?
  • If it prove otherwise, why should he murmur? Was not this a Task which
  • Destiny, in any case, had appointed him; which having now done with, he
  • sees his general Day's-work so much the lighter, so much the shorter?
  • Of Professor Teufelsdrockh, it seems impossible to take leave without
  • a mingled feeling of astonishment, gratitude, and disapproval. Who will
  • not regret that talents, which might have profited in the higher
  • walks of Philosophy, or in Art itself, have been so much devoted to a
  • rummaging among lumber-rooms; nay too often to a scraping in kennels,
  • where lost rings and diamond-necklaces are nowise the sole conquests?
  • Regret is unavoidable; yet censure were loss of time. To cure him of his
  • mad humors British Criticism would essay in vain: enough for her if she
  • can, by vigilance, prevent the spreading of such among ourselves. What
  • a result, should this piebald, entangled, hyper-metaphorical style of
  • writing, not to say of thinking, become general among our Literary men!
  • As it might so easily do. Thus has not the Editor himself, working over
  • Teufelsdrockh's German, lost much of his own English purity? Even as
  • the smaller whirlpool is sucked into the larger, and made to whirl along
  • with it, so has the lesser mind, in this instance, been forced to become
  • portion of the greater, and, like it, see all things figuratively: which
  • habit time and assiduous effort will be needed to eradicate.
  • Nevertheless, wayward as our Professor shows himself, is there any
  • reader that can part with him in declared enmity? Let us confess, there
  • is that in the wild, much-suffering, much-inflicting man, which almost
  • attaches us. His attitude, we will hope and believe, is that of a man
  • who had said to Cant, Begone; and to Dilettantism, Here thou canst not
  • be; and to Truth, Be thou in place of all to me: a man who had
  • manfully defied the "Time-Prince," or Devil, to his face; nay perhaps,
  • Hannibal-like, was mysteriously consecrated from birth to that warfare,
  • and now stood minded to wage the same, by all weapons, in all places,
  • at all times. In such a cause, any soldier, were he but a Polack
  • Scythe-man, shall be welcome.
  • Still the question returns on us: How could a man occasionally of keen
  • insight, not without keen sense of propriety, who had real Thoughts to
  • communicate, resolve to emit them in a shape bordering so closely on the
  • absurd? Which question he were wiser than the present Editor who should
  • satisfactorily answer. Our conjecture has sometimes been, that
  • perhaps Necessity as well as Choice was concerned in it. Seems it
  • not conceivable that, in a Life like our Professor's, where so much
  • bountifully given by Nature had in Practice failed and misgone,
  • Literature also would never rightly prosper: that striving with his
  • characteristic vehemence to paint this and the other Picture, and ever
  • without success, he at last desperately dashes his sponge, full of all
  • colors, against the canvas, to try whether it will paint Foam? With all
  • his stillness, there were perhaps in Teufelsdrockh desperation enough
  • for this.
  • A second conjecture we hazard with even less warranty. It is, that
  • Teufelsdrockh, is not without some touch of the universal feeling, a
  • wish to proselytize. How often already have we paused, uncertain whether
  • the basis of this so enigmatic nature were really Stoicism and Despair,
  • or Love and Hope only seared into the figure of these! Remarkable,
  • moreover, is this saying of his: "How were Friendship possible? In
  • mutual devotedness to the Good and True: otherwise impossible; except
  • as Armed Neutrality, or hollow Commercial League. A man, be the Heavens
  • ever praised, is sufficient for himself; yet were ten men, united in
  • Love, capable of being and of doing what ten thousand singly would fail
  • in. Infinite is the help man can yield to man." And now in conjunction
  • therewith consider this other: "It is the Night of the World, and still
  • long till it be Day: we wander amid the glimmer of smoking ruins, and
  • the Sun and the Stars of Heaven are as if blotted out for a season;
  • and two immeasurable Phantoms, HYPOCRISY and ATHEISM, with the Ghoul,
  • SENSUALITY, stalk abroad over the Earth, and call it theirs: well at
  • ease are the Sleepers for whom Existence is a shallow Dream."
  • But what of the awe-struck Wakeful who find it a Reality? Should not
  • these unite; since even an authentic Spectre is not visible to Two?--In
  • which case were this Enormous Clothes-Volume properly an enormous
  • Pitch-pan, which our Teufelsdrockh in his lone watch-tower had
  • kindled, that it might flame far and wide through the Night, and many
  • a disconsolately wandering spirit be guided thither to a Brother's
  • bosom!--We say as before, with all his malign Indifference, who knows
  • what mad Hopes this man may harbor?
  • Meanwhile there is one fact to be stated here, which harmonizes ill with
  • such conjecture; and, indeed, were Teufelsdrockh made like other
  • men, might as good as altogether subvert it. Namely, that while the
  • Beacon-fire blazed its brightest, the Watchman had quitted it; that
  • no pilgrim could now ask him: Watchman, what of the Night? Professor
  • Teufelsdrockh, be it known, is no longer visibly present at
  • Weissnichtwo, but again to all appearance lost in space! Some time ago,
  • the Hofrath Heuschrecke was pleased to favor us with another copious
  • Epistle; wherein much is said about the "Population-Institute;" much
  • repeated in praise of the Paper-bag Documents, the hieroglyphic nature
  • of which our Hofrath still seems not to have surmised; and, lastly,
  • the strangest occurrence communicated, to us for the first time, in the
  • following paragraph:--
  • "_Ew. Wohlgeboren_ will have seen from the Public Prints, with what
  • affectionate and hitherto fruitless solicitude Weissnichtwo regards the
  • disappearance of her Sage. Might but the united voice of Germany prevail
  • on him to return; nay could we but so much as elucidate for ourselves
  • by what mystery he went away! But, alas, old Lieschen experiences or
  • affects the profoundest deafness, the profoundest ignorance: in the
  • Wahngasse all lies swept, silent, sealed up; the Privy Council itself
  • can hitherto elicit no answer.
  • "It had been remarked that while the agitating news of those
  • Parisian Three Days flew from mouth to month, and dinned every ear
  • in Weissnichtwo, Herr Teufelsdrockh was not known, at the _Gans_ or
  • elsewhere, to have spoken, for a whole week, any syllable except once
  • these three: _Es geht an_ (It is beginning). Shortly after, as _Ew.
  • Wohlgeboren_ knows, was the public tranquillity here, as in
  • Berlin, threatened by a Sedition of the Tailors. Nor did there want
  • Evil-wishers, or perhaps mere desperate Alarmists, who asserted that the
  • closing Chapter of the Clothes-Volume was to blame. In this appalling
  • crisis, the serenity of our Philosopher was indescribable: nay, perhaps
  • through one humble individual, something thereof might pass into the
  • _Rath_ (Council) itself, and so contribute to the country's deliverance.
  • The Tailors are now entirely pacificated.--
  • "To neither of these two incidents can I attribute our loss: yet still
  • comes there the shadow of a suspicion out of Paris and its Politics. For
  • example, when the _Saint-Simonian Society_ transmitted its Propositions
  • hither, and the whole _Gans_ was one vast cackle of laughter,
  • lamentation and astonishment, our Sage sat mute; and at the end of the
  • third evening said merely: 'Here also are men who have discovered, not
  • without amazement, that Man is still Man; of which high, long-forgotten
  • Truth you already see them make a false application.' Since then, as has
  • been ascertained by examination of the Post-Director, there passed at
  • least one Letter with its Answer between the Messieurs Bazard-Enfantin
  • and our Professor himself; of what tenor can now only be conjectured. On
  • the fifth night following, he was seen for the last time!
  • "Has this invaluable man, so obnoxious to most of the hostile Sects that
  • convulse our Era, been spirited away by certain of their emissaries; or
  • did he go forth voluntarily to their head-quarters to confer with them,
  • and confront them? Reason we have, at least of a negative sort, to
  • believe the Lost still living; our widowed heart also whispers that ere
  • long he will himself give a sign. Otherwise, indeed, his archives must,
  • one day, be opened by Authority; where much, perhaps the _Palingenesie_
  • itself, is thought to be reposited."
  • Thus far the Hofrath; who vanishes, as is his wont, too like an Ignis
  • Fatuus, leaving the dark still darker.
  • So that Teufelsdrockh's public History were not done, then, or reduced
  • to an even, unromantic tenor; nay, perhaps the better part thereof were
  • only beginning? We stand in a region of conjectures, where substance has
  • melted into shadow, and one cannot be distinguished from the other. May
  • Time, which solves or suppresses all problems, throw glad light on this
  • also! Our own private conjecture, now amounting almost to certainty, is
  • that, safe-moored in some stillest obscurity, not to lie always still,
  • Teufelsdrockh, is actually in London!
  • Here, however, can the present Editor, with an ambrosial joy as of
  • over-weariness falling into sleep, lay down his pen. Well does he know,
  • if human testimony be worth aught, that to innumerable British readers
  • likewise, this is a satisfying consummation; that innumerable British
  • readers consider him, during these current months, but as an uneasy
  • interruption to their ways of thought and digestion; and indicate so
  • much, not without a certain irritancy and even spoken invective. For
  • which, as for other mercies, ought not he to thank the Upper Powers? To
  • one and all of you, O irritated readers, he, with outstretched arms and
  • open heart, will wave a kind farewell. Thou too, miraculous Entity,
  • who namest thyself YORKE and OLIVER, and with thy vivacities and
  • genialities, with thy all too Irish mirth and madness, and odor of
  • palled punch, makest such strange work, farewell; long as thou canst,
  • _fare-well_! Have we not, in the course of Eternity, travelled some
  • months of our Life-journey in partial sight of one another; have we not
  • existed together, though in a state of quarrel?
  • APPENDIX.
  • This questionable little Book was undoubtedly written among the mountain
  • solitudes, in 1831; but, owing to impediments natural and accidental,
  • could not, for seven years more, appear as a Volume in England;--and had
  • at last to clip itself in pieces, and be content to struggle out, bit by
  • bit, in some courageous _Magazine_ that offered. Whereby now, to
  • certain idly curious readers, and even to myself till I make study, the
  • insignificant but at last irritating question, What its real history and
  • chronology are, is, if not insoluble, considerably involved in haze.
  • To the first English Edition, 1838, which an American, or two American
  • had now opened the way for, there was slightingly prefixed, under the
  • title, "_Testimonies of Authors_," some straggle of real documents,
  • which, now that I find it again, sets the matter into clear light and
  • sequence:--and shall here, for removal of idle stumbling-blocks and
  • nugatory guessings from the path of every reader, be reprinted as it
  • stood. (_Author's Note, of_ 1868.)
  • TESTIMONIES OF AUTHORS.
  • I. HIGHEST CLASS, BOOKSELLER'S TASTER.
  • _Taster to Bookseller_.--"The Author of _Teufelsdrockh_ is a person of
  • talent; his work displays here and there some felicity of thought and
  • expression, considerable fancy and knowledge: but whether or not it
  • would take with the public seems doubtful. For a _jeu d'esprit_ of that
  • kind it is too long; it would have suited better as an essay or article
  • than as a volume. The Author has no great tact; his wit is frequently
  • heavy; and reminds one of the German Baron who took to leaping on
  • tables and answered that he was learning to be lively. _Is_ the work a
  • translation?"
  • _Bookseller to Editor_.--"Allow me to say that such a writer requires
  • only a little more tact to produce a popular as well as an able work.
  • Directly on receiving your permission, I sent your MS. to a gentleman in
  • the highest class of men of letters, and an accomplished German scholar:
  • I now enclose you his opinion, which, you may rely upon it, is a just
  • one; and I have too high an opinion of your good sense to" &c. &c.--_Ms.
  • (penes nos), London, 17th September_, 1831.
  • II. CRITIC OF THE SUN.
  • "_Fraser's Magazine_ exhibits the usual brilliancy, and also the" &c.
  • "_Sartor Resartus_ is what old Dennis used to call 'a heap of clotted
  • nonsense,' mixed however, here and there, with passages marked by
  • thought and striking poetic vigor. But what does the writer mean by
  • 'Baphometic fire-baptism'? Why cannot he lay aside his pedantry, and
  • write so as to make himself generally intelligible? We quote by way
  • of curiosity a sentence from the _Sartor Resartus_; which may be read
  • either backwards or forwards, for it is equally intelligible either
  • way: indeed, by beginning at the tail, and so working up to the head,
  • we think the reader will stand the fairest chance of getting at its
  • meaning: 'The fire-baptized soul, long so scathed and thunder-riven,
  • here feels its own freedom; which feeling is its Baphometic baptism:
  • the citadel of its whole kingdom it has thus gained by assault, and
  • will keep inexpugnable; outwards from which the remaining dominions, not
  • indeed without hard battering, will doubtless by degrees be conquered
  • and pacificated.' Here is a"...--_Sun Newspaper, 1st April_, 1834.
  • III. NORTH--AMERICAN REVIEWER.
  • ... "After a careful survey of the whole ground, our belief is that no
  • such persons as Professors Teufelsdrockh or Counsellor Heuschrecke ever
  • existed; that the six Paper-bags, with their China-ink inscriptions
  • and multifarious contents, are a mere figment of the brain; that the
  • 'present Editor' is the only person who has ever written upon the
  • Philosophy of Clothes; and that the _Sartor Resartus_ is the only
  • treatise that has yet appeared upon that subject;--in short, that the
  • whole account of the origin of the work before us, which the supposed
  • Editor relates with so much gravity, and of which we have given a brief
  • abstract, is, in plain English, a _hum_.
  • "Without troubling our readers at any great length with our reasons for
  • entertaining these suspicions, we may remark, that the absence of all
  • other information on the subject, except what is contained in the work,
  • is itself a fact of a most significant character. The whole German
  • press, as well as the particular one where the work purports to have
  • been printed, seems to be under the control of _Stillschweigen and Co.
  • _--Silence and Company. If the Clothes-Philosophy and its author are
  • making so great a sensation throughout Germany as is pretended, how
  • happens it that the only notice we have of the fact is contained in a
  • few numbers of a monthly Magazine published at London! How happens it
  • that no intelligence about the matter has come out directly to this
  • country? We pique ourselves here in New England upon knowing at least
  • as much of what is going on in the literary way in the old Dutch
  • Mother-land as our brethren of the fast-anchored Isle; but thus far
  • we have no tidings whatever of the 'extensive close-printed,
  • close-meditated volume,' which forms the subject of this pretended
  • commentary. Again, we would respectfully inquire of the 'present Editor'
  • upon what part of the map of Germany we are to look for the city of
  • _Weissnichtwo_--'Know-not-where'--at which place the work is supposed
  • to have been printed, and the Author to have resided. It has been
  • our fortune to visit several portions of the German territory, and to
  • examine pretty carefully, at different times and for various purposes,
  • maps of the whole; but we have no recollection of any such place. We
  • suspect that the city of _Know-not-where_ might be called, with at
  • least as much propriety, _Nobody-knows-where_, and is to be
  • found in the kingdom of _Nowhere_. Again, the village of
  • _Entepfuhl_--'Duck-pond'--where the supposed Author of the work is said
  • to have passed his youth, and that of _Hinterschlag_, where he had his
  • education, are equally foreign to our geography. Duck-ponds enough there
  • undoubtedly are in almost every village in Germany, as the traveller
  • in that country knows too well to his cost, but any particular village
  • denominated Duck-pond is to us altogether _terra incognita_. The names
  • of the personages are not less singular than those of the places.
  • Who can refrain from a smile at the yoking together of such a pair of
  • appellatives as Diogenes Teufelsdrockh? The supposed bearer of
  • this strange title is represented as admitting, in his pretended
  • autobiography, that 'he had searched to no purpose through all the
  • Heralds' books in and without the German empire, and through all manner
  • of Subscribers'-lists, Militia-rolls, and other Name-catalogues,'
  • but had nowhere been able to find 'the name Teufelsdrockh, except as
  • appended to his own person.' We can readily believe this, and we doubt
  • very much whether any Christian parent would think of condemning a
  • son to carry through life the burden of so unpleasant a title. That of
  • Counsellor Heuschrecke--'Grasshopper'--though not offensive, looks much
  • more like a piece of fancy-work than a 'fair business transaction.'
  • The same may be said of _Blumine_--'Flower-Goddess'--the heroine of the
  • fable; and so of the rest.
  • "In short, our private opinion is, as we have remarked, that the
  • whole story of a correspondence with Germany, a university of
  • Nobody-knows-where, a Professor of Things in General, a Counsellor
  • Grasshopper, a Flower-Goddess Blumine, and so forth, has about as
  • much foundation in truth as the late entertaining account of Sir John
  • Herschel's discoveries in the moon. Fictions of this kind are, however,
  • not uncommon, and ought not, perhaps, to be condemned with too much
  • severity; but we are not sure that we can exercise the same indulgence
  • in regard to the attempt, which seems to be made to mislead the public
  • as to the substance of the work before us, and its pretended German
  • original. Both purport, as we have seen, to be upon the subject of
  • Clothes, or dress. _Clothes, their Origin and Influence_, is the title
  • of the supposed German treatise of Professor Teufelsdrockh and the
  • rather odd name of _Sartor Resartus_--the Tailor Patched--which the
  • present Editor has affixed to his pretended commentary, seems to look
  • the same way. But though there is a good deal of remark throughout the
  • work in a half-serious, half-comic style upon dress, it seems to be in
  • reality a treatise upon the great science of Things in General, which
  • Teufelsdrockh, is supposed to have professed at the university of
  • Nobody-knows-where. Now, without intending to adopt a too rigid standard
  • of morals, we own that we doubt a little the propriety of offering to
  • the public a treatise on Things in General, under the name and in the
  • form of an Essay on Dress. For ourselves, advanced as we unfortunately
  • are in the journey of life, far beyond the period when dress is
  • practically a matter of interest, we have no hesitation in saying,
  • that the real subject of the work is to us more attractive than the
  • ostensible one. But this is probably not the case with the mass of
  • readers. To the younger portion of the community, which constitutes
  • everywhere the very great majority, the subject of dress is one of
  • intense and paramount importance. An author who treats it appeals, like
  • the poet, to the young men end maddens--_virginibus puerisque_--and
  • calls upon them, by all the motives which habitually operate most
  • strongly upon their feelings, to buy his book. When, after opening their
  • purses for this purpose, they have carried home the work in triumph,
  • expecting to find in it some particular instruction in regard to the
  • tying of their neckcloths, or the cut of their corsets, and meet with
  • nothing better than a dissertation on Things in General, they
  • will--to use the mildest term--not be in very good humor. If the last
  • improvements in legislation, which we have made in this country, should
  • have found their way to England, the author, we think, would stand
  • some chance of being _Lynched_. Whether his object in this piece
  • of _supercherie_ be merely pecuniary profit, or whether he takes a
  • malicious pleasure in quizzing the Dandies, we shall not undertake to
  • say. In the latter part of the work, he devotes a separate chapter to
  • this class of persons, from the tenor of which we should be disposed
  • to conclude, that he would consider any mode of divesting them of their
  • property very much in the nature of a spoiling of the Egyptians.
  • "The only thing about the work, tending to prove that it is what it
  • purports to be, a commentary on a real German treatise, is the style,
  • which is a sort of Babylonish dialect, not destitute, it is true, of
  • richness, vigor, and at times a sort of singular felicity of expression,
  • but very strongly tinged throughout with the peculiar idiom of the
  • German language. This quality in the style, however, may be a mere
  • result of a great familiarity with German literature; and we cannot,
  • therefore, look upon it as in itself decisive, still less as outweighing
  • so much evidence of an opposite character."--_North-American Review, No.
  • 89, October_, 1835.
  • IV. NEW ENGLAND EDITORS.
  • "The Editors have been induced, by the expressed desire of many persons,
  • to collect the following sheets out of the ephemeral pamphlets [*] in
  • which they first appeared, under the conviction that they contain in
  • themselves the assurance of a longer date.
  • * _Fraser's_ (London) _Magazine_, 1833-34.
  • "The Editors have no expectation that this little Work will have a
  • sudden and general popularity. They will not undertake, as there is no
  • need, to justify the gay costume in which the Author delights to
  • dress his thoughts, or the German idioms with which he has sportively
  • sprinkled his pages. It is his humor to advance the gravest speculations
  • upon the gravest topics in a quaint and burlesque style. If his
  • masquerade offend any of his audience, to that degree that they will not
  • hear what he has to say, it may chance to draw others to listen to his
  • wisdom; and what work of imagination can hope to please all! But we will
  • venture to remark that the distaste excited by these peculiarities in
  • some readers is greatest at first, and is soon forgotten; and that the
  • foreign dress and aspect of the Work are quite superficial, and cover
  • a genuine Saxon heart. We believe, no book has been published for many
  • years, written in a more sincere style of idiomatic English, or which
  • discovers an equal mastery over all the riches of the language. The
  • Author makes ample amends for the occasional eccentricity of his genius,
  • not only by frequent bursts of pure splendor, but by the wit and sense
  • which never fail him.
  • "But what will chiefly commend the Book to the discerning reader is the
  • manifest design of the work, which is, a Criticism upon the Spirit of
  • the Age--we had almost said, of the hour--in which we live; exhibiting
  • in the most just and novel light the present aspects of Religion,
  • Politics, Literature, Arts, and Social Life. Under all his gayety
  • the Writer has an earnest meaning, and discovers an insight into the
  • manifold wants and tendencies of human nature, which is very rare among
  • our popular authors. The philanthropy and the purity of moral sentiment,
  • which inspire the work, will find their way to the heart of every lover
  • of virtue."--_Preface to Sartor Resartus: Boston_, 1835, 1837.
  • SUNT, FUERUNT VEL FUERE.
  • LONDON, 30th June, 1838.
  • Transcriber's Note: All spelling and punctuation was kept as in the
  • printed text. Italicized phrases are delimited by _underscores_.
  • Footnotes (there are only four) have been placed at the ends of the
  • paragraphs referencing them.
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