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  • Title: Dorothy and the Wizard in Oz
  • Author: L. Frank Baum.
  • Posting Date: July 20, 2008 [EBook #420]
  • Release Date: January, 1996
  • Language: English
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  • Produced by Dennis Amundson.
  • Dorothy and the Wizard in Oz
  • A Faithful Record of Their Amazing Adventures
  • in an Underground World; and How with the
  • Aid of Their Friends Zeb Hugson, Eureka
  • the Kitten, and Jim the Cab-Horse,
  • They Finally Reached the
  • Wonderful Land
  • of Oz
  • by
  • L. Frank Baum
  • "Royal Historian of Oz"
  • --To My Readers--
  • 1. The Earthquake
  • 2. The Glass City
  • 3. The Arrival of the Wizard
  • 4. The Vegetable Kingdom
  • 5. Dorothy Picks the Princess
  • 6. The Mangaboos Prove Dangerous
  • 7. Into the Black Pit and Out Again
  • 8. The Valley of Voices
  • 9. They Fight the Invisible Bears
  • 10. The Braided Man of Pyramid Mountain
  • 11. They Meet the Wooden Gargoyles
  • 12. A Wonderful Escape
  • 13. The Den of the Dragonettes
  • 14. Ozma Uses the Magic Belt
  • 15. Old Friends are Reunited
  • 16. Jim, the Cab-Horse
  • 17. The Nine Tiny Piglets
  • 18. The Trial of Eureka, the Kitten
  • 19. The Wizard Performs Another Trick
  • 20. Zeb Returns to the Ranch
  • To My Readers
  • It's no use; no use at all. The children won't let me stop telling
  • tales of the Land of Oz. I know lots of other stories, and I hope to
  • tell them, some time or another; but just now my loving tyrants won't
  • allow me. They cry: "Oz--Oz! more about Oz, Mr. Baum!" and what can I
  • do but obey their commands?
  • This is Our Book--mine and the children's. For they have flooded me
  • with thousands of suggestions in regard to it, and I have honestly
  • tried to adopt as many of these suggestions as could be fitted into one
  • story.
  • After the wonderful success of "Ozma of Oz" it is evident that Dorothy
  • has become a firm fixture in these Oz stories. The little ones all
  • love Dorothy, and as one of my small friends aptly states: "It isn't a
  • real Oz story without her." So here she is again, as sweet and gentle
  • and innocent as ever, I hope, and the heroine of another strange
  • adventure.
  • There were many requests from my little correspondents for "more about
  • the Wizard." It seems the jolly old fellow made hosts of friends in
  • the first Oz book, in spite of the fact that he frankly acknowledged
  • himself "a humbug." The children had heard how he mounted into the sky
  • in a balloon and they were all waiting for him to come down again. So
  • what could I do but tell "what happened to the Wizard afterward"? You
  • will find him in these pages, just the same humbug Wizard as before.
  • There was one thing the children demanded which I found it impossible
  • to do in this present book: they bade me introduce Toto, Dorothy's
  • little black dog, who has many friends among my readers. But you will
  • see, when you begin to read the story, that Toto was in Kansas while
  • Dorothy was in California, and so she had to start on her adventure
  • without him. In this book Dorothy had to take her kitten with her
  • instead of her dog; but in the next Oz book, if I am permitted to write
  • one, I intend to tell a good deal about Toto's further history.
  • Princess Ozma, whom I love as much as my readers do, is again
  • introduced in this story, and so are several of our old friends of Oz.
  • You will also become acquainted with Jim the Cab-Horse, the Nine Tiny
  • Piglets, and Eureka, the Kitten. I am sorry the kitten was not as well
  • behaved as she ought to have been; but perhaps she wasn't brought up
  • properly. Dorothy found her, you see, and who her parents were nobody
  • knows.
  • I believe, my dears, that I am the proudest story-teller that ever
  • lived. Many a time tears of pride and joy have stood in my eyes while
  • I read the tender, loving, appealing letters that came to me in almost
  • every mail from my little readers. To have pleased you, to have
  • interested you, to have won your friendship, and perhaps your love,
  • through my stories, is to my mind as great an achievement as to become
  • President of the United States. Indeed, I would much rather be your
  • story-teller, under these conditions, than to be the President. So you
  • have helped me to fulfill my life's ambition, and I am more grateful to
  • you, my dears, than I can express in words.
  • I try to answer every letter of my young correspondents; yet sometimes
  • there are so many letters that a little time must pass before you get
  • your answer. But be patient, friends, for the answer will surely come,
  • and by writing to me you more than repay me for the pleasant task of
  • preparing these books. Besides, I am proud to acknowledge that the
  • books are partly yours, for your suggestions often guide me in telling
  • the stories, and I am sure they would not be half so good without your
  • clever and thoughtful assistance.
  • L. FRANK BAUM
  • Coronado, 1908.
  • 1. The Earthquake
  • The train from 'Frisco was very late. It should have arrived at
  • Hugson's Siding at midnight, but it was already five o'clock and the
  • gray dawn was breaking in the east when the little train slowly rumbled
  • up to the open shed that served for the station-house. As it came to a
  • stop the conductor called out in a loud voice:
  • "Hugson's Siding!"
  • At once a little girl rose from her seat and walked to the door of the
  • car, carrying a wicker suit-case in one hand and a round bird-cage
  • covered up with newspapers in the other, while a parasol was tucked
  • under her arm. The conductor helped her off the car and then the
  • engineer started his train again, so that it puffed and groaned and
  • moved slowly away up the track. The reason he was so late was because
  • all through the night there were times when the solid earth shook and
  • trembled under him, and the engineer was afraid that at any moment the
  • rails might spread apart and an accident happen to his passengers. So
  • he moved the cars slowly and with caution.
  • The little girl stood still to watch until the train had disappeared
  • around a curve; then she turned to see where she was.
  • The shed at Hugson's Siding was bare save for an old wooden bench, and
  • did not look very inviting. As she peered through the soft gray light
  • not a house of any sort was visible near the station, nor was any
  • person in sight; but after a while the child discovered a horse and
  • buggy standing near a group of trees a short distance away. She walked
  • toward it and found the horse tied to a tree and standing motionless,
  • with its head hanging down almost to the ground. It was a big horse,
  • tall and bony, with long legs and large knees and feet. She could
  • count his ribs easily where they showed through the skin of his body,
  • and his head was long and seemed altogether too big for him, as if it
  • did not fit. His tail was short and scraggly, and his harness had been
  • broken in many places and fastened together again with cords and bits
  • of wire. The buggy seemed almost new, for it had a shiny top and side
  • curtains. Getting around in front, so that she could look inside, the
  • girl saw a boy curled up on the seat, fast asleep.
  • She set down the bird-cage and poked the boy with her parasol.
  • Presently he woke up, rose to a sitting position and rubbed his eyes
  • briskly.
  • "Hello!" he said, seeing her, "are you Dorothy Gale?"
  • "Yes," she answered, looking gravely at his tousled hair and blinking
  • gray eyes. "Have you come to take me to Hugson's Ranch?"
  • "Of course," he answered. "Train in?"
  • "I couldn't be here if it wasn't," she said.
  • He laughed at that, and his laugh was merry and frank. Jumping out of
  • the buggy he put Dorothy's suit-case under the seat and her bird-cage
  • on the floor in front.
  • "Canary-birds?" he asked.
  • "Oh no; it's just Eureka, my kitten. I thought that was the best way
  • to carry her."
  • The boy nodded.
  • "Eureka's a funny name for a cat," he remarked.
  • "I named my kitten that because I found it," she explained. "Uncle
  • Henry says 'Eureka' means 'I have found it.'"
  • "All right; hop in."
  • She climbed into the buggy and he followed her. Then the boy picked up
  • the reins, shook them, and said "Gid-dap!"
  • The horse did not stir. Dorothy thought he just wiggled one of his
  • drooping ears, but that was all.
  • "Gid-dap!" called the boy, again.
  • The horse stood still.
  • "Perhaps," said Dorothy, "if you untied him, he would go."
  • The boy laughed cheerfully and jumped out.
  • "Guess I'm half asleep yet," he said, untying the horse. "But Jim
  • knows his business all right--don't you, Jim?" patting the long nose of
  • the animal.
  • Then he got into the buggy again and took the reins, and the horse at
  • once backed away from the tree, turned slowly around, and began to trot
  • down the sandy road which was just visible in the dim light.
  • "Thought that train would never come," observed the boy. "I've waited
  • at that station for five hours."
  • "We had a lot of earthquakes," said Dorothy. "Didn't you feel the
  • ground shake?"
  • "Yes; but we're used to such things in California," he replied. "They
  • don't scare us much."
  • "The conductor said it was the worst quake he ever knew."
  • "Did he? Then it must have happened while I was asleep," he said
  • thoughtfully.
  • "How is Uncle Henry?" she enquired, after a pause during which the
  • horse continued to trot with long, regular strides.
  • "He's pretty well. He and Uncle Hugson have been having a fine visit."
  • "Is Mr. Hugson your uncle?" she asked.
  • "Yes. Uncle Bill Hugson married your Uncle Henry's wife's sister; so
  • we must be second cousins," said the boy, in an amused tone. "I work
  • for Uncle Bill on his ranch, and he pays me six dollars a month and my
  • board."
  • "Isn't that a great deal?" she asked, doubtfully.
  • "Why, it's a great deal for Uncle Hugson, but not for me. I'm a
  • splendid worker. I work as well as I sleep," he added, with a laugh.
  • "What is your name?" said Dorothy, thinking she liked the boy's manner
  • and the cheery tone of his voice.
  • "Not a very pretty one," he answered, as if a little ashamed. "My
  • whole name is Zebediah; but folks just call me 'Zeb.' You've been to
  • Australia, haven't you?"
  • "Yes; with Uncle Henry," she answered. "We got to San Francisco a week
  • ago, and Uncle Henry went right on to Hugson's Ranch for a visit while
  • I stayed a few days in the city with some friends we had met."
  • "How long will you be with us?" he asked.
  • "Only a day. Tomorrow Uncle Henry and I must start back for Kansas.
  • We've been away for a long time, you know, and so we're anxious to get
  • home again."
  • The boy flicked the big, boney horse with his whip and looked
  • thoughtful. Then he started to say something to his little companion,
  • but before he could speak the buggy began to sway dangerously from side
  • to side and the earth seemed to rise up before them. Next minute there
  • was a roar and a sharp crash, and at her side Dorothy saw the ground
  • open in a wide crack and then come together again.
  • "Goodness!" she cried, grasping the iron rail of the seat. "What was
  • that?"
  • "That was an awful big quake," replied Zeb, with a white face. "It
  • almost got us that time, Dorothy."
  • The horse had stopped short, and stood firm as a rock. Zeb shook the
  • reins and urged him to go, but Jim was stubborn. Then the boy cracked
  • his whip and touched the animal's flanks with it, and after a low moan
  • of protest Jim stepped slowly along the road.
  • Neither the boy nor the girl spoke again for some minutes. There was a
  • breath of danger in the very air, and every few moments the earth would
  • shake violently. Jim's ears were standing erect upon his head and
  • every muscle of his big body was tense as he trotted toward home. He
  • was not going very fast, but on his flanks specks of foam began to
  • appear and at times he would tremble like a leaf.
  • The sky had grown darker again and the wind made queer sobbing sounds
  • as it swept over the valley.
  • Suddenly there was a rending, tearing sound, and the earth split into
  • another great crack just beneath the spot where the horse was standing.
  • With a wild neigh of terror the animal fell bodily into the pit,
  • drawing the buggy and its occupants after him.
  • Dorothy grabbed fast hold of the buggy top and the boy did the same.
  • The sudden rush into space confused them so that they could not think.
  • Blackness engulfed them on every side, and in breathless silence they
  • waited for the fall to end and crush them against jagged rocks or for
  • the earth to close in on them again and bury them forever in its
  • dreadful depths.
  • The horrible sensation of falling, the darkness and the terrifying
  • noises, proved more than Dorothy could endure and for a few moments the
  • little girl lost consciousness. Zeb, being a boy, did not faint, but
  • he was badly frightened, and clung to the buggy seat with a tight grip,
  • expecting every moment would be his last.
  • 2. The Glass City
  • When Dorothy recovered her senses they were still falling, but not so
  • fast. The top of the buggy caught the air like a parachute or an
  • umbrella filled with wind, and held them back so that they floated
  • downward with a gentle motion that was not so very disagreeable to
  • bear. The worst thing was their terror of reaching the bottom of this
  • great crack in the earth, and the natural fear that sudden death was
  • about to overtake them at any moment. Crash after crash echoed far
  • above their heads, as the earth came together where it had split, and
  • stones and chunks of clay rattled around them on every side. These
  • they could not see, but they could feel them pelting the buggy top, and
  • Jim screamed almost like a human being when a stone overtook him and
  • struck his boney body. They did not really hurt the poor horse,
  • because everything was falling together; only the stones and rubbish
  • fell faster than the horse and buggy, which were held back by the
  • pressure of the air, so that the terrified animal was actually more
  • frightened than he was injured.
  • How long this state of things continued Dorothy could not even guess,
  • she was so greatly bewildered. But bye and bye, as she stared ahead
  • into the black chasm with a beating heart, she began to dimly see the
  • form of the horse Jim--his head up in the air, his ears erect and his
  • long legs sprawling in every direction as he tumbled through space.
  • Also, turning her head, she found that she could see the boy beside
  • her, who had until now remained as still and silent as she herself.
  • Dorothy sighed and commenced to breathe easier. She began to realize
  • that death was not in store for her, after all, but that she had merely
  • started upon another adventure, which promised to be just as queer and
  • unusual as were those she had before encountered.
  • With this thought in mind the girl took heart and leaned her head over
  • the side of the buggy to see where the strange light was coming from.
  • Far below her she found six great glowing balls suspended in the air.
  • The central and largest one was white, and reminded her of the sun.
  • Around it were arranged, like the five points of a star, the other five
  • brilliant balls; one being rose colored, one violet, one yellow, one
  • blue and one orange. This splendid group of colored suns sent rays
  • darting in every direction, and as the horse and buggy--with Dorothy
  • and Zeb--sank steadily downward and came nearer to the lights, the rays
  • began to take on all the delicate tintings of a rainbow, growing more
  • and more distinct every moment until all the space was brilliantly
  • illuminated.
  • Dorothy was too dazed to say much, but she watched one of Jim's big
  • ears turn to violet and the other to rose, and wondered that his tail
  • should be yellow and his body striped with blue and orange like the
  • stripes of a zebra. Then she looked at Zeb, whose face was blue and
  • whose hair was pink, and gave a little laugh that sounded a bit nervous.
  • "Isn't it funny?" she said.
  • The boy was startled and his eyes were big. Dorothy had a green streak
  • through the center of her face where the blue and yellow lights came
  • together, and her appearance seemed to add to his fright.
  • "I--I don't s-s-see any-thing funny--'bout it!" he stammered.
  • Just then the buggy tipped slowly over upon its side, the body of the
  • horse tipping also. But they continued to fall, all together, and the
  • boy and girl had no difficulty in remaining upon the seat, just as they
  • were before. Then they turned bottom side up, and continued to roll
  • slowly over until they were right side up again. During this time Jim
  • struggled frantically, all his legs kicking the air; but on finding
  • himself in his former position the horse said, in a relieved tone of
  • voice:
  • "Well, that's better!"
  • Dorothy and Zeb looked at one another in wonder.
  • "Can your horse talk?" she asked.
  • "Never knew him to, before," replied the boy.
  • "Those were the first words I ever said," called out the horse, who had
  • overheard them, "and I can't explain why I happened to speak then.
  • This is a nice scrape you've got me into, isn't it?"
  • "As for that, we are in the same scrape ourselves," answered Dorothy,
  • cheerfully. "But never mind; something will happen pretty soon."
  • "Of course," growled the horse, "and then we shall be sorry it
  • happened."
  • Zeb gave a shiver. All this was so terrible and unreal that he could
  • not understand it at all, and so had good reason to be afraid.
  • Swiftly they drew near to the flaming colored suns, and passed close
  • beside them. The light was then so bright that it dazzled their eyes,
  • and they covered their faces with their hands to escape being blinded.
  • There was no heat in the colored suns, however, and after they had
  • passed below them the top of the buggy shut out many of the piercing
  • rays so that the boy and girl could open their eyes again.
  • "We've got to come to the bottom some time," remarked Zeb, with a deep
  • sigh. "We can't keep falling forever, you know."
  • "Of course not," said Dorothy. "We are somewhere in the middle of the
  • earth, and the chances are we'll reach the other side of it before
  • long. But it's a big hollow, isn't it?"
  • "Awful big!" answered the boy.
  • "We're coming to something now," announced the horse.
  • At this they both put their heads over the side of the buggy and looked
  • down. Yes; there was land below them; and not so very far away,
  • either. But they were floating very, very slowly--so slowly that it
  • could no longer be called a fall--and the children had ample time to
  • take heart and look about them.
  • They saw a landscape with mountains and plains, lakes and rivers, very
  • like those upon the earth's surface; but all the scene was splendidly
  • colored by the variegated lights from the six suns. Here and there
  • were groups of houses that seemed made of clear glass, because they
  • sparkled so brightly.
  • "I'm sure we are in no danger," said Dorothy, in a sober voice. "We
  • are falling so slowly that we can't be dashed to pieces when we land,
  • and this country that we are coming to seems quite pretty."
  • "We'll never get home again, though!" declared Zeb, with a groan.
  • "Oh, I'm not so sure of that," replied the girl. "But don't let us
  • worry over such things, Zeb; we can't help ourselves just now, you
  • know, and I've always been told it's foolish to borrow trouble."
  • The boy became silent, having no reply to so sensible a speech, and
  • soon both were fully occupied in staring at the strange scenes spread
  • out below them. They seemed to be falling right into the middle of a
  • big city which had many tall buildings with glass domes and
  • sharp-pointed spires. These spires were like great spear-points, and
  • if they tumbled upon one of them they were likely to suffer serious
  • injury.
  • Jim the horse had seen these spires, also, and his ears stood straight
  • up with fear, while Dorothy and Zeb held their breaths in suspense.
  • But no; they floated gently down upon a broad, flat roof, and came to a
  • stop at last.
  • When Jim felt something firm under his feet the poor beast's legs
  • trembled so much that he could hardly stand; but Zeb at once leaped out
  • of the buggy to the roof, and he was so awkward and hasty that he
  • kicked over Dorothy's bird-cage, which rolled out upon the roof so that
  • the bottom came off. At once a pink kitten crept out of the upset
  • cage, sat down upon the glass roof, and yawned and blinked its round
  • eyes.
  • "Oh," said Dorothy. "There's Eureka."
  • "First time I ever saw a pink cat," said Zeb.
  • "Eureka isn't pink; she's white. It's this queer light that gives her
  • that color."
  • "Where's my milk?" asked the kitten, looking up into Dorothy's face.
  • "I'm 'most starved to death."
  • "Oh, Eureka! Can you talk?"
  • "Talk! Am I talking? Good gracious, I believe I am. Isn't it funny?"
  • asked the kitten.
  • "It's all wrong," said Zeb, gravely. "Animals ought not to talk. But
  • even old Jim has been saying things since we had our accident."
  • "I can't see that it's wrong," remarked Jim, in his gruff tones. "At
  • least, it isn't as wrong as some other things. What's going to become
  • of us now?"
  • "I don't know," answered the boy, looking around him curiously.
  • The houses of the city were all made of glass, so clear and transparent
  • that one could look through the walls as easily as through a window.
  • Dorothy saw, underneath the roof on which she stood, several rooms used
  • for rest chambers, and even thought she could make out a number of
  • queer forms huddled into the corners of these rooms.
  • The roof beside them had a great hole smashed through it, and pieces of
  • glass were lying scattered in every direction. A nearby steeple had
  • been broken off short and the fragments lay heaped beside it. Other
  • buildings were cracked in places or had corners chipped off from them;
  • but they must have been very beautiful before these accidents had
  • happened to mar their perfection. The rainbow tints from the colored
  • suns fell upon the glass city softly and gave to the buildings many
  • delicate, shifting hues which were very pretty to see.
  • But not a sound had broken the stillness since the strangers had
  • arrived, except that of their own voices. They began to wonder if
  • there were no people to inhabit this magnificent city of the inner
  • world.
  • Suddenly a man appeared through a hole in the roof next to the one they
  • were on and stepped into plain view. He was not a very large man, but
  • was well formed and had a beautiful face--calm and serene as the face
  • of a fine portrait. His clothing fitted his form snugly and was
  • gorgeously colored in brilliant shades of green, which varied as the
  • sunbeams touched them but was not wholly influenced by the solar rays.
  • The man had taken a step or two across the glass roof before he noticed
  • the presence of the strangers; but then he stopped abruptly. There was
  • no expression of either fear or surprise upon his tranquil face, yet he
  • must have been both astonished and afraid; for after his eyes had
  • rested upon the ungainly form of the horse for a moment he walked
  • rapidly to the furthest edge of the roof, his head turned back over his
  • shoulder to gaze at the strange animal.
  • "Look out!" cried Dorothy, who noticed that the beautiful man did not
  • look where he was going; "be careful, or you'll fall off!"
  • But he paid no attention to her warning. He reached the edge of the
  • tall roof, stepped one foot out into the air, and walked into space as
  • calmly as if he were on firm ground.
  • The girl, greatly astonished, ran to lean over the edge of the roof,
  • and saw the man walking rapidly through the air toward the ground.
  • Soon he reached the street and disappeared through a glass doorway into
  • one of the glass buildings.
  • "How strange!" she exclaimed, drawing a long breath.
  • "Yes; but it's lots of fun, if it IS strange," remarked the small voice
  • of the kitten, and Dorothy turned to find her pet walking in the air a
  • foot or so away from the edge of the roof.
  • "Come back, Eureka!" she called, in distress, "you'll certainly be
  • killed."
  • "I have nine lives," said the kitten, purring softly as it walked
  • around in a circle and then came back to the roof; "but I can't lose
  • even one of them by falling in this country, because I really couldn't
  • manage to fall if I wanted to."
  • "Does the air bear up your weight?" asked the girl.
  • "Of course; can't you see?" and again the kitten wandered into the air
  • and back to the edge of the roof.
  • "It's wonderful!" said Dorothy.
  • "Suppose we let Eureka go down to the street and get some one to help
  • us," suggested Zeb, who had been even more amazed than Dorothy at these
  • strange happenings.
  • "Perhaps we can walk on the air ourselves," replied the girl.
  • Zeb drew back with a shiver.
  • "I wouldn't dare try," he said.
  • "Maybe Jim will go," continued Dorothy, looking at the horse.
  • "And maybe he won't!" answered Jim. "I've tumbled through the air long
  • enough to make me contented on this roof."
  • "But we didn't tumble to the roof," said the girl; "by the time we
  • reached here we were floating very slowly, and I'm almost sure we could
  • float down to the street without getting hurt. Eureka walks on the air
  • all right."
  • "Eureka weights only about half a pound," replied the horse, in a
  • scornful tone, "while I weigh about half a ton."
  • "You don't weigh as much as you ought to, Jim," remarked the girl,
  • shaking her head as she looked at the animal. "You're dreadfully
  • skinny."
  • "Oh, well; I'm old," said the horse, hanging his head despondently,
  • "and I've had lots of trouble in my day, little one. For a good many
  • years I drew a public cab in Chicago, and that's enough to make anyone
  • skinny."
  • "He eats enough to get fat, I'm sure," said the boy, gravely.
  • "Do I? Can you remember any breakfast that I've had today?" growled
  • Jim, as if he resented Zeb's speech.
  • "None of us has had breakfast," said the boy; "and in a time of danger
  • like this it's foolish to talk about eating."
  • "Nothing is more dangerous than being without food," declared the
  • horse, with a sniff at the rebuke of his young master; "and just at
  • present no one can tell whether there are any oats in this queer
  • country or not. If there are, they are liable to be glass oats!"
  • "Oh, no!" exclaimed Dorothy. "I can see plenty of nice gardens and
  • fields down below us, at the edge of this city. But I wish we could
  • find a way to get to the ground."
  • "Why don't you walk down?" asked Eureka. "I'm as hungry as the horse
  • is, and I want my milk."
  • "Will you try it, Zeb?" asked the girl, turning to her companion.
  • Zeb hesitated. He was still pale and frightened, for this dreadful
  • adventure had upset him and made him nervous and worried. But he did
  • not wish the little girl to think him a coward, so he advanced slowly
  • to the edge of the roof.
  • Dorothy stretched out a hand to him and Zeb put one foot out and let it
  • rest in the air a little over the edge of the roof. It seemed firm
  • enough to walk upon, so he took courage and put out the other foot.
  • Dorothy kept hold of his hand and followed him, and soon they were both
  • walking through the air, with the kitten frisking beside them.
  • "Come on, Jim!" called the boy. "It's all right."
  • Jim had crept to the edge of the roof to look over, and being a
  • sensible horse and quite experienced, he made up his mind that he could
  • go where the others did. So, with a snort and a neigh and a whisk of
  • his short tail he trotted off the roof into the air and at once began
  • floating downward to the street. His great weight made him fall faster
  • than the children walked, and he passed them on the way down; but when
  • he came to the glass pavement he alighted upon it so softly that he was
  • not even jarred.
  • "Well, well!" said Dorothy, drawing a long breath, "What a strange
  • country this is."
  • People began to come out of the glass doors to look at the new
  • arrivals, and pretty soon quite a crowd had assembled. There were men
  • and women, but no children at all, and the folks were all beautifully
  • formed and attractively dressed and had wonderfully handsome faces.
  • There was not an ugly person in all the throng, yet Dorothy was not
  • especially pleased by the appearance of these people because their
  • features had no more expression than the faces of dolls. They did not
  • smile nor did they frown, or show either fear or surprise or curiosity
  • or friendliness. They simply started at the strangers, paying most
  • attention to Jim and Eureka, for they had never before seen either a
  • horse or a cat and the children bore an outward resemblance to
  • themselves.
  • Pretty soon a man joined the group who wore a glistening star in the
  • dark hair just over his forehead. He seemed to be a person of
  • authority, for the others pressed back to give him room. After turning
  • his composed eyes first upon the animals and then upon the children he
  • said to Zeb, who was a little taller than Dorothy:
  • "Tell me, intruder, was it you who caused the Rain of Stones?"
  • For a moment the boy did not know what he meant by this question.
  • Then, remembering the stones that had fallen with them and passed them
  • long before they had reached this place, he answered:
  • "No, sir; we didn't cause anything. It was the earthquake."
  • The man with the star stood for a time quietly thinking over this
  • speech. Then he asked:
  • "What is an earthquake?"
  • "I don't know," said Zeb, who was still confused. But Dorothy, seeing
  • his perplexity, answered:
  • "It's a shaking of the earth. In this quake a big crack opened and we
  • fell through--horse and buggy, and all--and the stones got loose and
  • came down with us."
  • The man with the star regarded her with his calm, expressionless eyes.
  • "The Rain of Stones has done much damage to our city," he said; "and we
  • shall hold you responsible for it unless you can prove your innocence."
  • "How can we do that?" asked the girl.
  • "That I am not prepared to say. It is your affair, not mine. You must
  • go to the House of the Sorcerer, who will soon discover the truth."
  • "Where is the House of the Sorcerer?" the girl enquired.
  • "I will lead you to it. Come!"
  • He turned and walked down the street, and after a moment's hesitation
  • Dorothy caught Eureka in her arms and climbed into the buggy. The boy
  • took his seat beside her and said: "Gid-dap Jim."
  • As the horse ambled along, drawing the buggy, the people of the glass
  • city made way for them and formed a procession in their rear. Slowly
  • they moved down one street and up another, turning first this way and
  • then that, until they came to an open square in the center of which was
  • a big glass palace having a central dome and four tall spires on each
  • corner.
  • 3. The Arrival Of The Wizard
  • The doorway of the glass palace was quite big enough for the horse and
  • buggy to enter, so Zeb drove straight through it and the children found
  • themselves in a lofty hall that was very beautiful. The people at once
  • followed and formed a circle around the sides of the spacious room,
  • leaving the horse and buggy and the man with the star to occupy the
  • center of the hall.
  • "Come to us, oh, Gwig!" called the man, in a loud voice.
  • Instantly a cloud of smoke appeared and rolled over the floor; then it
  • slowly spread and ascended into the dome, disclosing a strange
  • personage seated upon a glass throne just before Jim's nose. He was
  • formed just as were the other inhabitants of this land and his clothing
  • only differed from theirs in being bright yellow. But he had no hair
  • at all, and all over his bald head and face and upon the backs of his
  • hands grew sharp thorns like those found on the branches of
  • rose-bushes. There was even a thorn upon the tip of his nose and he
  • looked so funny that Dorothy laughed when she saw him.
  • The Sorcerer, hearing the laugh, looked toward the little girl with
  • cold, cruel eyes, and his glance made her grow sober in an instant.
  • "Why have you dared to intrude your unwelcome persons into the secluded
  • Land of the Mangaboos?" he asked, sternly.
  • "'Cause we couldn't help it," said Dorothy.
  • "Why did you wickedly and viciously send the Rain of Stones to crack
  • and break our houses?" he continued.
  • "We didn't," declared the girl.
  • "Prove it!" cried the Sorcerer.
  • "We don't have to prove it," answered Dorothy, indignantly. "If you
  • had any sense at all you'd known it was the earthquake."
  • "We only know that yesterday came a Rain of Stones upon us, which did
  • much damage and injured some of our people. Today came another Rain of
  • Stones, and soon after it you appeared among us."
  • "By the way," said the man with the star, looking steadily at the
  • Sorcerer, "you told us yesterday that there would not be a second Rain
  • of Stones. Yet one has just occurred that was even worse than the
  • first. What is your sorcery good for if it cannot tell us the truth?"
  • "My sorcery does tell the truth!" declared the thorn-covered man. "I
  • said there would be but one Rain of Stones. This second one was a Rain
  • of People-and-Horse-and-Buggy. And some stones came with them."
  • "Will there be any more Rains?" asked the man with the star.
  • "No, my Prince."
  • "Neither stones nor people?"
  • "No, my Prince."
  • "Are you sure?"
  • "Quite sure, my Prince. My sorcery tells me so."
  • Just then a man came running into the hall and addressed the Prince
  • after making a low bow.
  • "More wonders in the air, my Lord," said he.
  • Immediately the Prince and all of his people flocked out of the hall
  • into the street, that they might see what was about to happen. Dorothy
  • and Zeb jumped out of the buggy and ran after them, but the Sorcerer
  • remained calmly in his throne.
  • Far up in the air was an object that looked like a balloon. It was not
  • so high as the glowing star of the six colored suns, but was descending
  • slowly through the air--so slowly that at first it scarcely seemed to
  • move.
  • The throng stood still and waited. It was all they could do, for to go
  • away and leave that strange sight was impossible; nor could they hurry
  • its fall in any way. The earth children were not noticed, being so
  • near the average size of the Mangaboos, and the horse had remained in
  • the House of the Sorcerer, with Eureka curled up asleep on the seat of
  • the buggy.
  • Gradually the balloon grew bigger, which was proof that it was settling
  • down upon the Land of the Mangaboos. Dorothy was surprised to find how
  • patient the people were, for her own little heart was beating rapidly
  • with excitement. A balloon meant to her some other arrival from the
  • surface of the earth, and she hoped it would be some one able to assist
  • her and Zeb out of their difficulties.
  • In an hour the balloon had come near enough for her to see a basket
  • suspended below it; in two hours she could see a head looking over the
  • side of the basket; in three hours the big balloon settled slowly into
  • the great square in which they stood and came to rest on the glass
  • pavement.
  • Then a little man jumped out of the basket, took off his tall hat, and
  • bowed very gracefully to the crowd of Mangaboos around him. He was
  • quite an old little man and his head was long and entirely bald.
  • "Why," cried Dorothy, in amazement, "it's Oz!"
  • The little man looked toward her and seemed as much surprised as she
  • was. But he smiled and bowed as he answered:
  • "Yes, my dear; I am Oz, the Great and Terrible. Eh? And you are
  • little Dorothy, from Kansas. I remember you very well."
  • "Who did you say it was?" whispered Zeb to the girl.
  • "It's the wonderful Wizard of Oz. Haven't you heard of him?"
  • Just then the man with the star came and stood before the Wizard.
  • "Sir," said he, "why are you here, in the Land of the Mangaboos?"
  • "Didn't know what land it was, my son," returned the other, with a
  • pleasant smile; "and, to be honest, I didn't mean to visit you when I
  • started out. I live on top of the earth, your honor, which is far
  • better than living inside it; but yesterday I went up in a balloon, and
  • when I came down I fell into a big crack in the earth, caused by an
  • earthquake. I had let so much gas out of my balloon that I could not
  • rise again, and in a few minutes the earth closed over my head. So I
  • continued to descend until I reached this place, and if you will show
  • me a way to get out of it, I'll go with pleasure. Sorry to have
  • troubled you; but it couldn't be helped."
  • The Prince had listened with attention. Said he:
  • "This child, who is from the crust of the earth, like yourself, called
  • you a Wizard. Is not a Wizard something like a Sorcerer?"
  • "It's better," replied Oz, promptly. "One Wizard is worth three
  • Sorcerers."
  • "Ah, you shall prove that," said the Prince. "We Mangaboos have, at
  • the present time, one of the most wonderful Sorcerers that ever was
  • picked from a bush; but he sometimes makes mistakes. Do you ever make
  • mistakes?"
  • "Never!" declared the Wizard, boldly.
  • "Oh, Oz!" said Dorothy; "you made a lot of mistakes when you were in
  • the marvelous Land of Oz."
  • "Nonsense!" said the little man, turning red--although just then a ray
  • of violet sunlight was on his round face.
  • "Come with me," said the Prince to him. "I wish to meet our Sorcerer."
  • The Wizard did not like this invitation, but he could not refuse to
  • accept it. So he followed the Prince into the great domed hall, and
  • Dorothy and Zeb came after them, while the throng of people trooped in
  • also.
  • There sat the thorny Sorcerer in his chair of state, and when the
  • Wizard saw him he began to laugh, uttering comical little chuckles.
  • "What an absurd creature!" he exclaimed.
  • "He may look absurd," said the Prince, in his quiet voice; "but he is
  • an excellent Sorcerer. The only fault I find with him is that he is so
  • often wrong."
  • "I am never wrong," answered the Sorcerer.
  • "Only a short time ago you told me there would be no more Rain of
  • Stones or of People," said the Prince.
  • "Well, what then?"
  • "Here is another person descended from the air to prove you were wrong."
  • "One person cannot be called 'people,'" said the Sorcerer. "If two
  • should come out of the sky you might with justice say I was wrong; but
  • unless more than this one appears I will hold that I was right."
  • "Very clever," said the Wizard, nodding his head as if pleased. "I am
  • delighted to find humbugs inside the earth, just the same as on top of
  • it. Were you ever with a circus, brother?"
  • "No," said the Sorcerer.
  • "You ought to join one," declared the little man seriously. "I belong
  • to Bailum & Barney's Great Consolidated Shows--three rings in one tent
  • and a menagerie on the side. It's a fine aggregation, I assure you."
  • "What do you do?" asked the Sorcerer.
  • "I go up in a balloon, usually, to draw the crowds to the circus. But
  • I've just had the bad luck to come out of the sky, skip the solid
  • earth, and land lower down than I intended. But never mind. It isn't
  • everybody who gets a chance to see your Land of the Gabazoos."
  • "Mangaboos," said the Sorcerer, correcting him. "If you are a Wizard
  • you ought to be able to call people by their right names."
  • "Oh, I'm a Wizard; you may be sure of that. Just as good a Wizard as
  • you are a Sorcerer."
  • "That remains to be seen," said the other.
  • "If you are able to prove that you are better," said the Prince to the
  • little man, "I will make you the Chief Wizard of this domain.
  • Otherwise--"
  • "What will happen otherwise?" asked the Wizard.
  • "I will stop you from living and forbid you to be planted," returned
  • the Prince.
  • "That does not sound especially pleasant," said the little man, looking
  • at the one with the star uneasily. "But never mind. I'll beat Old
  • Prickly, all right."
  • "My name is Gwig," said the Sorcerer, turning his heartless, cruel eyes
  • upon his rival. "Let me see you equal the sorcery I am about to
  • perform."
  • He waved a thorny hand and at once the tinkling of bells was heard,
  • playing sweet music. Yet, look where she would, Dorothy could discover
  • no bells at all in the great glass hall.
  • The Mangaboo people listened, but showed no great interest. It was one
  • of the things Gwig usually did to prove he was a sorcerer.
  • Now was the Wizard's turn, so he smiled upon the assemblage and asked:
  • "Will somebody kindly loan me a hat?"
  • No one did, because the Mangaboos did not wear hats, and Zeb had lost
  • his, somehow, in his flight through the air.
  • "Ahem!" said the Wizard, "will somebody please loan me a handkerchief?"
  • But they had no handkerchiefs, either.
  • "Very good," remarked the Wizard. "I'll use my own hat, if you please.
  • Now, good people, observe me carefully. You see, there is nothing up
  • my sleeve and nothing concealed about my person. Also, my hat is quite
  • empty." He took off his hat and held it upside down, shaking it
  • briskly.
  • "Let me see it," said the Sorcerer.
  • He took the hat and examined it carefully, returning it afterward to
  • the Wizard.
  • "Now," said the little man, "I will create something out of nothing."
  • He placed the hat upon the glass floor, made a pass with his hand, and
  • then removed the hat, displaying a little white piglet no bigger than a
  • mouse, which began to run around here and there and to grunt and squeal
  • in a tiny, shrill voice.
  • The people watched it intently, for they had never seen a pig before,
  • big or little. The Wizard reached out, caught the wee creature in his
  • hand, and holding its head between one thumb and finger and its tail
  • between the other thumb and finger he pulled it apart, each of the two
  • parts becoming a whole and separate piglet in an instant.
  • He placed one upon the floor, so that it could run around, and pulled
  • apart the other, making three piglets in all; and then one of these was
  • pulled apart, making four piglets. The Wizard continued this
  • surprising performance until nine tiny piglets were running about at
  • his feet, all squealing and grunting in a very comical way.
  • "Now," said the Wizard of Oz, "having created something from nothing, I
  • will make something nothing again."
  • With this he caught up two of the piglets and pushed them together, so
  • that the two were one. Then he caught up another piglet and pushed it
  • into the first, where it disappeared. And so, one by one, the nine
  • tiny piglets were pushed together until but a single one of the
  • creatures remained. This the Wizard placed underneath his hat and made
  • a mystic sign above it. When he removed his hat the last piglet had
  • disappeared entirely.
  • The little man gave a bow to the silent throng that had watched him,
  • and then the Prince said, in his cold, calm voice:
  • "You are indeed a wonderful Wizard, and your powers are greater than
  • those of my Sorcerer."
  • "He will not be a wonderful Wizard long," remarked Gwig.
  • "Why not?" enquired the Wizard.
  • "Because I am going to stop your breath," was the reply. "I perceive
  • that you are curiously constructed, and that if you cannot breathe you
  • cannot keep alive."
  • The little man looked troubled.
  • "How long will it take you to stop my breath?" he asked.
  • "About five minutes. I'm going to begin now. Watch me carefully."
  • He began making queer signs and passes toward the Wizard; but the
  • little man did not watch him long. Instead, he drew a leathern case
  • from his pocket and took from it several sharp knives, which he joined
  • together, one after another, until they made a long sword. By the time
  • he had attached a handle to this sword he was having much trouble to
  • breathe, as the charm of the Sorcerer was beginning to take effect.
  • So the Wizard lost no more time, but leaping forward he raised the
  • sharp sword, whirled it once or twice around his head, and then gave a
  • mighty stroke that cut the body of the Sorcerer exactly in two.
  • Dorothy screamed and expected to see a terrible sight; but as the two
  • halves of the Sorcerer fell apart on the floor she saw that he had no
  • bones or blood inside of him at all, and that the place where he was
  • cut looked much like a sliced turnip or potato.
  • "Why, he's vegetable!" cried the Wizard, astonished.
  • "Of course," said the Prince. "We are all vegetable, in this country.
  • Are you not vegetable, also?"
  • "No," answered the Wizard. "People on top of the earth are all meat.
  • Will your Sorcerer die?"
  • "Certainly, sir. He is really dead now, and will wither very quickly.
  • So we must plant him at once, that other Sorcerers may grow upon his
  • bush," continued the Prince.
  • "What do you mean by that?" asked the little Wizard, greatly puzzled.
  • "If you will accompany me to our public gardens," replied the Prince,
  • "I will explain to you much better than I can here the mysteries of our
  • Vegetable Kingdom."
  • 4. The Vegetable Kingdom
  • After the Wizard had wiped the dampness from his sword and taken it
  • apart and put the pieces into their leathern case again, the man with
  • the star ordered some of his people to carry the two halves of the
  • Sorcerer to the public gardens.
  • Jim pricked up his ears when he heard they were going to the gardens,
  • and wanted to join the party, thinking he might find something proper
  • to eat; so Zeb put down the top of the buggy and invited the Wizard to
  • ride with them. The seat was amply wide enough for the little man and
  • the two children, and when Jim started to leave the hall the kitten
  • jumped upon his back and sat there quite contentedly.
  • So the procession moved through the streets, the bearers of the
  • Sorcerer first, the Prince next, then Jim drawing the buggy with the
  • strangers inside of it, and last the crowd of vegetable people who had
  • no hearts and could neither smile nor frown.
  • The glass city had several fine streets, for a good many people lived
  • there; but when the procession had passed through these it came upon a
  • broad plain covered with gardens and watered by many pretty brooks that
  • flowed through it. There were paths through these gardens, and over
  • some of the brooks were ornamental glass bridges.
  • Dorothy and Zeb now got out of the buggy and walked beside the Prince,
  • so that they might see and examine the flowers and plants better.
  • "Who built these lovely bridges?" asked the little girl.
  • "No one built them," answered the man with the star. "They grow."
  • "That's queer," said she. "Did the glass houses in your city grow,
  • too?"
  • "Of course," he replied. "But it took a good many years for them to
  • grow as large and fine as they are now. That is why we are so angry
  • when a Rain of Stones comes to break our towers and crack our roofs."
  • "Can't you mend them?" she enquired.
  • "No; but they will grow together again, in time, and we must wait until
  • they do."
  • They first passed through many beautiful gardens of flowers, which grew
  • nearest the city; but Dorothy could hardly tell what kind of flowers
  • they were, because the colors were constantly changing under the
  • shifting lights of the six suns. A flower would be pink one second,
  • white the next, then blue or yellow; and it was the same way when they
  • came to the plants, which had broad leaves and grew close to the ground.
  • When they passed over a field of grass Jim immediately stretched down
  • his head and began to nibble.
  • "A nice country this is," he grumbled, "where a respectable horse has
  • to eat pink grass!"
  • "It's violet," said the Wizard, who was in the buggy.
  • "Now it's blue," complained the horse. "As a matter of fact, I'm
  • eating rainbow grass."
  • "How does it taste?" asked the Wizard.
  • "Not bad at all," said Jim. "If they give me plenty of it I'll not
  • complain about its color."
  • By this time the party had reached a freshly plowed field, and the
  • Prince said to Dorothy:
  • "This is our planting-ground."
  • Several Mangaboos came forward with glass spades and dug a hole in the
  • ground. Then they put the two halves of the Sorcerer into it and
  • covered him up. After that other people brought water from a brook and
  • sprinkled the earth.
  • "He will sprout very soon," said the Prince, "and grow into a large
  • bush, from which we shall in time be able to pick several very good
  • sorcerers."
  • "Do all your people grow on bushes?" asked the boy.
  • "Certainly," was the reply. "Do not all people grow upon bushes where
  • you came from, on the outside of the earth?"
  • "Not that I ever hear of."
  • "How strange! But if you will come with me to one of our folk gardens
  • I will show you the way we grow in the Land of the Mangaboos."
  • It appeared that these odd people, while they were able to walk through
  • the air with ease, usually moved upon the ground in the ordinary way.
  • There were no stairs in their houses, because they did not need them,
  • but on a level surface they generally walked just as we do.
  • The little party of strangers now followed the Prince across a few more
  • of the glass bridges and along several paths until they came to a
  • garden enclosed by a high hedge. Jim had refused to leave the field of
  • grass, where he was engaged in busily eating; so the Wizard got out of
  • the buggy and joined Zeb and Dorothy, and the kitten followed demurely
  • at their heels.
  • Inside the hedge they came upon row after row of large and handsome
  • plants with broad leaves gracefully curving until their points nearly
  • reached the ground. In the center of each plant grew a daintily
  • dressed Mangaboo, for the clothing of all these creatures grew upon
  • them and was attached to their bodies.
  • The growing Mangaboos were of all sizes, from the blossom that had just
  • turned into a wee baby to the full-grown and almost ripe man or woman.
  • On some of the bushes might be seen a bud, a blossom, a baby, a
  • half-grown person and a ripe one; but even those ready to pluck were
  • motionless and silent, as if devoid of life. This sight explained to
  • Dorothy why she had seen no children among the Mangaboos, a thing she
  • had until now been unable to account for.
  • "Our people do not acquire their real life until they leave their
  • bushes," said the Prince. "You will notice they are all attached to
  • the plants by the soles of their feet, and when they are quite ripe
  • they are easily separated from the stems and at once attain the powers
  • of motion and speech. So while they grow they cannot be said to really
  • live, and they must be picked before they can become good citizens."
  • "How long do you live, after you are picked?" asked Dorothy.
  • "That depends upon the care we take of ourselves," he replied. "If we
  • keep cool and moist, and meet with no accidents, we often live for five
  • years. I've been picked over six years, but our family is known to be
  • especially long lived."
  • "Do you eat?" asked the boy.
  • "Eat! No, indeed. We are quite solid inside our bodies, and have no
  • need to eat, any more than does a potato."
  • "But the potatoes sometimes sprout," said Zeb.
  • "And sometimes we do," answered the Prince; "but that is considered a
  • great misfortune, for then we must be planted at once."
  • "Where did you grow?" asked the Wizard.
  • "I will show you," was the reply. "Step this way, please."
  • He led them within another but smaller circle of hedge, where grew one
  • large and beautiful bush.
  • "This," said he, "is the Royal Bush of the Mangaboos. All of our
  • Princes and Rulers have grown upon this one bush from time immemorial."
  • They stood before it in silent admiration. On the central stalk stood
  • poised the figure of a girl so exquisitely formed and colored and so
  • lovely in the expression of her delicate features that Dorothy thought
  • she had never seen so sweet and adorable a creature in all her life.
  • The maiden's gown was soft as satin and fell about her in ample folds,
  • while dainty lace-like traceries trimmed the bodice and sleeves. Her
  • flesh was fine and smooth as polished ivory, and her poise expressed
  • both dignity and grace.
  • "Who is this?" asked the Wizard, curiously.
  • The Prince had been staring hard at the girl on the bush. Now he
  • answered, with a touch of uneasiness in his cold tones:
  • "She is the Ruler destined to be my successor, for she is a Royal
  • Princess. When she becomes fully ripe I must abandon the sovereignty
  • of the Mangaboos to her."
  • "Isn't she ripe now?" asked Dorothy.
  • He hesitated.
  • "Not quite," said he, finally. "It will be several days before she
  • needs to be picked, or at least that is my judgment. I am in no hurry
  • to resign my office and be planted, you may be sure."
  • "Probably not," declared the Wizard, nodding.
  • "This is one of the most unpleasant things about our vegetable lives,"
  • continued the Prince, with a sigh, "that while we are in our full prime
  • we must give way to another, and be covered up in the ground to sprout
  • and grow and give birth to other people."
  • "I'm sure the Princess is ready to be picked," asserted Dorothy, gazing
  • hard at the beautiful girl on the bush. "She's as perfect as she can
  • be."
  • "Never mind," answered the Prince, hastily, "she will be all right for
  • a few days longer, and it is best for me to rule until I can dispose of
  • you strangers, who have come to our land uninvited and must be attended
  • to at once."
  • "What are you going to do with us?" asked Zeb.
  • "That is a matter I have not quite decided upon," was the reply. "I
  • think I shall keep this Wizard until a new Sorcerer is ready to pick,
  • for he seems quite skillful and may be of use to us. But the rest of
  • you must be destroyed in some way, and you cannot be planted, because I
  • do not wish horses and cats and meat people growing all over our
  • country."
  • "You needn't worry," said Dorothy. "We wouldn't grow under ground, I'm
  • sure."
  • "But why destroy my friends?" asked the little Wizard. "Why not let
  • them live?"
  • "They do not belong here," returned the Prince. "They have no right to
  • be inside the earth at all."
  • "We didn't ask to come down here; we fell," said Dorothy.
  • "That is no excuse," declared the Prince, coldly.
  • The children looked at each other in perplexity, and the Wizard sighed.
  • Eureka rubbed her paw on her face and said in her soft, purring voice:
  • "He won't need to destroy ME, for if I don't get something to eat
  • pretty soon I shall starve to death, and so save him the trouble."
  • "If he planted you, he might grow some cat-tails," suggested the Wizard.
  • "Oh, Eureka! perhaps we can find you some milk-weeds to eat," said the
  • boy.
  • "Phoo!" snarled the kitten; "I wouldn't touch the nasty things!"
  • "You don't need milk, Eureka," remarked Dorothy; "you are big enough
  • now to eat any kind of food."
  • "If I can get it," added Eureka.
  • "I'm hungry myself," said Zeb. "But I noticed some strawberries
  • growing in one of the gardens, and some melons in another place. These
  • people don't eat such things, so perhaps on our way back they will let
  • us get them."
  • "Never mind your hunger," interrupted the Prince. "I shall order you
  • destroyed in a few minutes, so you will have no need to ruin our pretty
  • melon vines and berry bushes. Follow me, please, to meet your doom."
  • 5. Dorothy Picks the Princess
  • The words of the cold and moist vegetable Prince were not very
  • comforting, and as he spoke them he turned away and left the enclosure.
  • The children, feeling sad and despondent, were about to follow him when
  • the Wizard touched Dorothy softly on her shoulder.
  • "Wait!" he whispered.
  • "What for?" asked the girl.
  • "Suppose we pick the Royal Princess," said the Wizard. "I'm quite sure
  • she's ripe, and as soon as she comes to life she will be the Ruler, and
  • may treat us better than that heartless Prince intends to."
  • "All right!" exclaimed Dorothy, eagerly. "Let's pick her while we have
  • the chance, before the man with the star comes back."
  • So together they leaned over the great bush and each of them seized one
  • hand of the lovely Princess.
  • "Pull!" cried Dorothy, and as they did so the royal lady leaned toward
  • them and the stems snapped and separated from her feet. She was not at
  • all heavy, so the Wizard and Dorothy managed to lift her gently to the
  • ground.
  • The beautiful creature passed her hands over her eyes an instant,
  • tucked in a stray lock of hair that had become disarranged, and after a
  • look around the garden made those present a gracious bow and said, in a
  • sweet but even toned voice:
  • "I thank you very much."
  • "We salute your Royal Highness!" cried the Wizard, kneeling and kissing
  • her hand.
  • Just then the voice of the Prince was heard calling upon them to
  • hasten, and a moment later he returned to the enclosure, followed by a
  • number of his people.
  • Instantly the Princess turned and faced him, and when he saw that she
  • was picked the Prince stood still and began to tremble.
  • "Sir," said the Royal Lady, with much dignity, "you have wronged me
  • greatly, and would have wronged me still more had not these strangers
  • come to my rescue. I have been ready for picking all the past week,
  • but because you were selfish and desired to continue your unlawful
  • rule, you left me to stand silent upon my bush."
  • "I did not know that you were ripe," answered the Prince, in a low
  • voice.
  • "Give me the Star of Royalty!" she commanded.
  • Slowly he took the shining star from his own brow and placed it upon
  • that of the Princess. Then all the people bowed low to her, and the
  • Prince turned and walked away alone. What became of him afterward our
  • friends never knew.
  • The people of Mangaboo now formed themselves into a procession and
  • marched toward the glass city to escort their new ruler to her palace
  • and to perform those ceremonies proper to the occasion. But while the
  • people in the procession walked upon the ground the Princess walked in
  • the air just above their heads, to show that she was a superior being
  • and more exalted than her subjects.
  • No one now seemed to pay any attention to the strangers, so Dorothy and
  • Zeb and the Wizard let the train pass on and then wandered by
  • themselves into the vegetable gardens. They did not bother to cross
  • the bridges over the brooks, but when they came to a stream they
  • stepped high and walked in the air to the other side. This was a very
  • interesting experience to them, and Dorothy said:
  • "I wonder why it is that we can walk so easily in the air."
  • "Perhaps," answered the Wizard, "it is because we are close to the
  • center of the earth, where the attraction of gravitation is very
  • slight. But I've noticed that many queer things happen in fairy
  • countries."
  • "Is this a fairy country?" asked the boy.
  • "Of course it is," returned Dorothy promptly. "Only a fairy country
  • could have veg'table people; and only in a fairy country could Eureka
  • and Jim talk as we do."
  • "That's true," said Zeb, thoughtfully.
  • In the vegetable gardens they found the strawberries and melons, and
  • several other unknown but delicious fruits, of which they ate heartily.
  • But the kitten bothered them constantly by demanding milk or meat, and
  • called the Wizard names because he could not bring her a dish of milk
  • by means of his magical arts.
  • As they sat upon the grass watching Jim, who was still busily eating,
  • Eureka said:
  • "I don't believe you are a Wizard at all!"
  • "No," answered the little man, "you are quite right. In the strict
  • sense of the word I am not a Wizard, but only a humbug."
  • "The Wizard of Oz has always been a humbug," agreed Dorothy. "I've
  • known him for a long time."
  • "If that is so," said the boy, "how could he do that wonderful trick
  • with the nine tiny piglets?"
  • "Don't know," said Dorothy, "but it must have been humbug."
  • "Very true," declared the Wizard, nodding at her. "It was necessary to
  • deceive that ugly Sorcerer and the Prince, as well as their stupid
  • people; but I don't mind telling you, who are my friends, that the
  • thing was only a trick."
  • "But I saw the little pigs with my own eyes!" exclaimed Zeb.
  • "So did I," purred the kitten.
  • "To be sure," answered the Wizard. "You saw them because they were
  • there. They are in my inside pocket now. But the pulling of them
  • apart and pushing them together again was only a sleight-of-hand trick."
  • "Let's see the pigs," said Eureka, eagerly.
  • The little man felt carefully in his pocket and pulled out the tiny
  • piglets, setting them upon the grass one by one, where they ran around
  • and nibbled the tender blades.
  • "They're hungry, too," he said.
  • "Oh, what cunning things!" cried Dorothy, catching up one and petting
  • it.
  • "Be careful!" said the piglet, with a squeal, "you're squeezing me!"
  • "Dear me!" murmured the Wizard, looking at his pets in astonishment.
  • "They can actually talk!"
  • "May I eat one of them?" asked the kitten, in a pleading voice. "I'm
  • awfully hungry."
  • "Why, Eureka," said Dorothy, reproachfully, "what a cruel question! It
  • would be dreadful to eat these dear little things."
  • "I should say so!" grunted another of the piglets, looking uneasily at
  • the kitten; "cats are cruel things."
  • "I'm not cruel," replied the kitten, yawning. "I'm just hungry."
  • "You cannot eat my piglets, even if you are starving," declared the
  • little man, in a stern voice. "They are the only things I have to
  • prove I'm a wizard."
  • "How did they happen to be so little?" asked Dorothy. "I never saw
  • such small pigs before."
  • "They are from the Island of Teenty-Weent," said the Wizard, "where
  • everything is small because it's a small island. A sailor brought them
  • to Los Angeles and I gave him nine tickets to the circus for them."
  • "But what am I going to eat?" wailed the kitten, sitting in front of
  • Dorothy and looking pleadingly into her face. "There are no cows here
  • to give milk; or any mice, or even grasshoppers. And if I can't eat
  • the piglets you may as well plant me at once and raise catsup."
  • "I have an idea," said the Wizard, "that there are fishes in these
  • brooks. Do you like fish?"
  • "Fish!" cried the kitten. "Do I like fish? Why, they're better than
  • piglets--or even milk!"
  • "Then I'll try to catch you some," said he.
  • "But won't they be veg'table, like everything else here?" asked the
  • kitten.
  • "I think not. Fishes are not animals, and they are as cold and moist
  • as the vegetables themselves. There is no reason, that I can see, why
  • they may not exist in the waters of this strange country."
  • Then the Wizard bent a pin for a hook and took a long piece of string
  • from his pocket for a fish-line. The only bait he could find was a
  • bright red blossom from a flower; but he knew fishes are easy to fool
  • if anything bright attracts their attention, so he decided to try the
  • blossom. Having thrown the end of his line in the water of a nearby
  • brook he soon felt a sharp tug that told him a fish had bitten and was
  • caught on the bent pin; so the little man drew in the string and, sure
  • enough, the fish came with it and was landed safely on the shore, where
  • it began to flop around in great excitement.
  • The fish was fat and round, and its scales glistened like beautifully
  • cut jewels set close together; but there was no time to examine it
  • closely, for Eureka made a jump and caught it between her claws, and in
  • a few moments it had entirely disappeared.
  • "Oh, Eureka!" cried Dorothy, "did you eat the bones?"
  • "If it had any bones, I ate them," replied the kitten, composedly, as
  • it washed its face after the meal. "But I don't think that fish had
  • any bones, because I didn't feel them scratch my throat."
  • "You were very greedy," said the girl.
  • "I was very hungry," replied the kitten.
  • The little pigs had stood huddled in a group, watching this scene with
  • frightened eyes.
  • "Cats are dreadful creatures!" said one of them.
  • "I'm glad we are not fishes!" said another.
  • "Don't worry," Dorothy murmured, soothingly, "I'll not let the kitten
  • hurt you."
  • Then she happened to remember that in a corner of her suit-case were
  • one or two crackers that were left over from her luncheon on the train,
  • and she went to the buggy and brought them. Eureka stuck up her nose
  • at such food, but the tiny piglets squealed delightedly at the sight of
  • the crackers and ate them up in a jiffy.
  • "Now let us go back to the city," suggested the Wizard. "That is, if
  • Jim has had enough of the pink grass."
  • The cab-horse, who was browsing near, lifted his head with a sigh.
  • "I've tried to eat a lot while I had the chance," said he, "for it's
  • likely to be a long while between meals in this strange country. But
  • I'm ready to go, now, at any time you wish."
  • So, after the Wizard had put the piglets back into his inside pocket,
  • where they cuddled up and went to sleep, the three climbed into the
  • buggy and Jim started back to the town.
  • "Where shall we stay?" asked the girl.
  • "I think I shall take possession of the House of the Sorcerer," replied
  • the Wizard; "for the Prince said in the presence of his people that he
  • would keep me until they picked another Sorcerer, and the new Princess
  • won't know but that we belong there."
  • They agreed to this plan, and when they reached the great square Jim
  • drew the buggy into the big door of the domed hall.
  • "It doesn't look very homelike," said Dorothy, gazing around at the
  • bare room. "But it's a place to stay, anyhow."
  • "What are those holes up there?" enquired the boy, pointing to some
  • openings that appeared near the top of the dome.
  • "They look like doorways," said Dorothy; "only there are no stairs to
  • get to them."
  • "You forget that stairs are unnecessary," observed the Wizard. "Let us
  • walk up, and see where the doors lead to."
  • With this he began walking in the air toward the high openings, and
  • Dorothy and Zeb followed him. It was the same sort of climb one
  • experiences when walking up a hill, and they were nearly out of breath
  • when they came to the row of openings, which they perceived to be
  • doorways leading into halls in the upper part of the house. Following
  • these halls they discovered many small rooms opening from them, and
  • some were furnished with glass benches, tables and chairs. But there
  • were no beds at all.
  • "I wonder if these people never sleep," said the girl.
  • "Why, there seems to be no night at all in this country," Zeb replied.
  • "Those colored suns are exactly in the same place they were when we
  • came, and if there is no sunset there can be no night."
  • "Very true," agreed the Wizard. "But it is a long time since I have
  • had any sleep, and I'm tired. So I think I shall lie down upon one of
  • these hard glass benches and take a nap."
  • "I will, too," said Dorothy, and chose a little room at the end of the
  • hall.
  • Zeb walked down again to unharness Jim, who, when he found himself
  • free, rolled over a few times and then settled down to sleep, with
  • Eureka nestling comfortably beside his big, boney body. Then the boy
  • returned to one of the upper rooms, and in spite of the hardness of the
  • glass bench was soon deep in slumberland.
  • 6. The Mangaboos Prove Dangerous
  • When the Wizard awoke the six colored suns were shining down upon the
  • Land of the Mangaboos just as they had done ever since his arrival.
  • The little man, having had a good sleep, felt rested and refreshed, and
  • looking through the glass partition of the room he saw Zeb sitting up
  • on his bench and yawning. So the Wizard went in to him.
  • "Zeb," said he, "my balloon is of no further use in this strange
  • country, so I may as well leave it on the square where it fell. But in
  • the basket-car are some things I would like to keep with me. I wish
  • you would go and fetch my satchel, two lanterns, and a can of kerosene
  • oil that is under the seat. There is nothing else that I care about."
  • So the boy went willingly upon the errand, and by the time he had
  • returned Dorothy was awake. Then the three held a counsel to decide
  • what they should do next, but could think of no way to better their
  • condition.
  • "I don't like these veg'table people," said the little girl. "They're
  • cold and flabby, like cabbages, in spite of their prettiness."
  • "I agree with you. It is because there is no warm blood in them,"
  • remarked the Wizard.
  • "And they have no hearts; so they can't love anyone--not even
  • themselves," declared the boy.
  • "The Princess is lovely to look at," continued Dorothy, thoughtfully;
  • "but I don't care much for her, after all. If there was any other
  • place to go, I'd like to go there."
  • "But IS there any other place?" asked the Wizard.
  • "I don't know," she answered.
  • Just then they heard the big voice of Jim the cab-horse calling to
  • them, and going to the doorway leading to the dome they found the
  • Princess and a throng of her people had entered the House of the
  • Sorcerer.
  • So they went down to greet the beautiful vegetable lady, who said to
  • them:
  • "I have been talking with my advisors about you meat people, and we
  • have decided that you do not belong in the Land of the Mangaboos and
  • must not remain here."
  • "How can we go away?" asked Dorothy.
  • "Oh, you cannot go away, of course; so you must be destroyed," was the
  • answer.
  • "In what way?" enquired the Wizard.
  • "We shall throw you three people into the Garden of the Twining Vines,"
  • said the Princess, "and they will soon crush you and devour your bodies
  • to make themselves grow bigger. The animals you have with you we will
  • drive to the mountains and put into the Black Pit. Then our country
  • will be rid of all its unwelcome visitors."
  • "But you are in need of a Sorcerer," said the Wizard, "and not one of
  • those growing is yet ripe enough to pick. I am greater than any
  • thorn-covered sorcerer that every grew in your garden. Why destroy me?"
  • "It is true we need a Sorcerer," acknowledged the Princess, "but I am
  • informed that one of our own will be ready to pick in a few days, to
  • take the place of Gwig, whom you cut in two before it was time for him
  • to be planted. Let us see your arts, and the sorceries you are able to
  • perform. Then I will decide whether to destroy you with the others or
  • not."
  • At this the Wizard made a bow to the people and repeated his trick of
  • producing the nine tiny piglets and making them disappear again. He
  • did it very cleverly, indeed, and the Princess looked at the strange
  • piglets as if she were as truly astonished as any vegetable person
  • could be. But afterward she said:
  • "I have heard of this wonderful magic. But it accomplishes nothing of
  • value. What else can you do?"
  • The Wizard tried to think. Then he jointed together the blades of his
  • sword and balanced it very skillfully upon the end of his nose. But
  • even that did not satisfy the Princess.
  • Just then his eye fell upon the lanterns and the can of kerosene oil
  • which Zeb had brought from the car of his balloon, and he got a clever
  • idea from those commonplace things.
  • "Your Highness," said he, "I will now proceed to prove my magic by
  • creating two suns that you have never seen before; also I will exhibit
  • a Destroyer much more dreadful that your Clinging Vines."
  • So he placed Dorothy upon one side of him and the boy upon the other
  • and set a lantern upon each of their heads.
  • "Don't laugh," he whispered to them, "or you will spoil the effect of
  • my magic."
  • Then, with much dignity and a look of vast importance upon his wrinkled
  • face, the Wizard got out his match-box and lighted the two lanterns.
  • The glare they made was very small when compared with the radiance of
  • the six great colored suns; but still they gleamed steadily and
  • clearly. The Mangaboos were much impressed because they had never
  • before seen any light that did not come directly from their suns.
  • Next the Wizard poured a pool of oil from the can upon the glass floor,
  • where it covered quite a broad surface. When he lighted the oil a
  • hundred tongues of flame shot up, and the effect was really imposing.
  • "Now, Princess," exclaimed the Wizard, "those of your advisors who
  • wished to throw us into the Garden of Clinging Vines must step within
  • this circle of light. If they advised you well, and were in the right,
  • they will not be injured in any way. But if any advised you wrongly,
  • the light will wither him."
  • The advisors of the Princess did not like this test; but she commanded
  • them to step into the flame and one by one they did so, and were
  • scorched so badly that the air was soon filled with an odor like that
  • of baked potatoes. Some of the Mangaboos fell down and had to be
  • dragged from the fire, and all were so withered that it would be
  • necessary to plant them at once.
  • "Sir," said the Princess to the Wizard, "you are greater than any
  • Sorcerer we have ever known. As it is evident that my people have
  • advised me wrongly, I will not cast you three people into the dreadful
  • Garden of the Clinging Vines; but your animals must be driven into the
  • Black Pit in the mountain, for my subjects cannot bear to have them
  • around."
  • The Wizard was so pleased to have saved the two children and himself
  • that he said nothing against this decree; but when the Princess had
  • gone both Jim and Eureka protested they did not want to go to the Black
  • Pit, and Dorothy promised she would do all that she could to save them
  • from such a fate.
  • For two or three days after this--if we call days the periods between
  • sleep, there being no night to divide the hours into days--our friends
  • were not disturbed in any way. They were even permitted to occupy the
  • House of the Sorcerer in peace, as if it had been their own, and to
  • wander in the gardens in search of food.
  • Once they came near to the enclosed Garden of the Clinging Vines, and
  • walking high into the air looked down upon it with much interest. They
  • saw a mass of tough green vines all matted together and writhing and
  • twisting around like a nest of great snakes. Everything the vines
  • touched they crushed, and our adventurers were indeed thankful to have
  • escaped being cast among them.
  • Whenever the Wizard went to sleep he would take the nine tiny piglets
  • from his pocket and let them run around on the floor of his room to
  • amuse themselves and get some exercise; and one time they found his
  • glass door ajar and wandered into the hall and then into the bottom
  • part of the great dome, walking through the air as easily as Eureka
  • could. They knew the kitten, by this time, so they scampered over to
  • where she lay beside Jim and commenced to frisk and play with her.
  • The cab-horse, who never slept long at a time, sat upon his haunches
  • and watched the tiny piglets and the kitten with much approval.
  • "Don't be rough!" he would call out, if Eureka knocked over one of the
  • round, fat piglets with her paw; but the pigs never minded, and enjoyed
  • the sport very greatly.
  • Suddenly they looked up to find the room filled with the silent,
  • solemn-eyed Mangaboos. Each of the vegetable folks bore a branch
  • covered with sharp thorns, which was thrust defiantly toward the horse,
  • the kitten and the piglets.
  • "Here--stop this foolishness!" Jim roared, angrily; but after being
  • pricked once or twice he got upon his four legs and kept out of the way
  • of the thorns.
  • The Mangaboos surrounded them in solid ranks, but left an opening to
  • the doorway of the hall; so the animals slowly retreated until they
  • were driven from the room and out upon the street. Here were more of
  • the vegetable people with thorns, and silently they urged the now
  • frightened creatures down the street. Jim had to be careful not to
  • step upon the tiny piglets, who scampered under his feet grunting and
  • squealing, while Eureka, snarling and biting at the thorns pushed
  • toward her, also tried to protect the pretty little things from injury.
  • Slowly but steadily the heartless Mangaboos drove them on, until they
  • had passed through the city and the gardens and come to the broad
  • plains leading to the mountain.
  • "What does all this mean, anyhow?" asked the horse, jumping to escape a
  • thorn.
  • "Why, they are driving us toward the Black Pit, into which they
  • threatened to cast us," replied the kitten. "If I were as big as you
  • are, Jim, I'd fight these miserable turnip-roots!"
  • "What would you do?" enquired Jim.
  • "I'd kick out with those long legs and iron-shod hoofs."
  • "All right," said the horse; "I'll do it."
  • An instant later he suddenly backed toward the crowd of Mangaboos and
  • kicked out his hind legs as hard as he could. A dozen of them smashed
  • together and tumbled to the ground, and seeing his success Jim kicked
  • again and again, charging into the vegetable crowd, knocking them in
  • all directions and sending the others scattering to escape his iron
  • heels. Eureka helped him by flying into the faces of the enemy and
  • scratching and biting furiously, and the kitten ruined so many
  • vegetable complexions that the Mangaboos feared her as much as they did
  • the horse.
  • But the foes were too many to be repulsed for long. They tired Jim and
  • Eureka out, and although the field of battle was thickly covered with
  • mashed and disabled Mangaboos, our animal friends had to give up at
  • last and allow themselves to be driven to the mountain.
  • 7. Into the Black Pit and Out Again
  • When they came to the mountain it proved to be a rugged, towering chunk
  • of deep green glass, and looked dismal and forbidding in the extreme.
  • Half way up the steep was a yawning cave, black as night beyond the
  • point where the rainbow rays of the colored suns reached into it.
  • The Mangaboos drove the horse and the kitten and the piglets into this
  • dark hole and then, having pushed the buggy in after them--for it
  • seemed some of them had dragged it all the way from the domed
  • hall--they began to pile big glass rocks within the entrance, so that
  • the prisoners could not get out again.
  • "This is dreadful!" groaned Jim. "It will be about the end of our
  • adventures, I guess."
  • "If the Wizard was here," said one of the piglets, sobbing bitterly,
  • "he would not see us suffer so."
  • "We ought to have called him and Dorothy when we were first attacked,"
  • added Eureka. "But never mind; be brave, my friends, and I will go and
  • tell our masters where you are, and get them to come to your rescue."
  • The mouth of the hole was nearly filled up now, but the kitten gave a
  • leap through the remaining opening and at once scampered up into the
  • air. The Mangaboos saw her escape, and several of them caught up their
  • thorns and gave chase, mounting through the air after her. Eureka,
  • however, was lighter than the Mangaboos, and while they could mount
  • only about a hundred feet above the earth the kitten found she could go
  • nearly two hundred feet. So she ran along over their heads until she
  • had left them far behind and below and had come to the city and the
  • House of the Sorcerer. There she entered in at Dorothy's window in the
  • dome and aroused her from her sleep.
  • As soon as the little girl knew what had happened she awakened the
  • Wizard and Zeb, and at once preparations were made to go to the rescue
  • of Jim and the piglets. The Wizard carried his satchel, which was
  • quite heavy, and Zeb carried the two lanterns and the oil can.
  • Dorothy's wicker suit-case was still under the seat of the buggy, and
  • by good fortune the boy had also placed the harness in the buggy when
  • he had taken it off from Jim to let the horse lie down and rest. So
  • there was nothing for the girl to carry but the kitten, which she held
  • close to her bosom and tried to comfort, for its little heart was still
  • beating rapidly.
  • Some of the Mangaboos discovered them as soon as they left the House of
  • the Sorcerer; but when they started toward the mountain the vegetable
  • people allowed them to proceed without interference, yet followed in a
  • crowd behind them so that they could not go back again.
  • Before long they neared the Black Pit, where a busy swarm of Mangaboos,
  • headed by their Princess, was engaged in piling up glass rocks before
  • the entrance.
  • "Stop, I command you!" cried the Wizard, in an angry tone, and at once
  • began pulling down the rocks to liberate Jim and the piglets. Instead
  • of opposing him in this they stood back in silence until he had made a
  • good-sized hole in the barrier, when by order of the Princess they all
  • sprang forward and thrust out their sharp thorns.
  • Dorothy hopped inside the opening to escape being pricked, and Zeb and
  • the Wizard, after enduring a few stabs from the thorns, were glad to
  • follow her. At once the Mangaboos began piling up the rocks of glass
  • again, and as the little man realized that they were all about to be
  • entombed in the mountain he said to the children:
  • "My dears, what shall we do? Jump out and fight?"
  • "What's the use?" replied Dorothy. "I'd as soon die here as live much
  • longer among these cruel and heartless people."
  • "That's the way I feel about it," remarked Zeb, rubbing his wounds.
  • "I've had enough of the Mangaboos."
  • "All right," said the Wizard; "I'm with you, whatever you decide. But
  • we can't live long in this cavern, that's certain."
  • Noticing that the light was growing dim he picked up his nine piglets,
  • patted each one lovingly on its fat little head, and placed them
  • carefully in his inside pocket.
  • Zeb struck a match and lighted one of the lanterns. The rays of the
  • colored suns were now shut out from them forever, for the last chinks
  • had been filled up in the wall that separated their prison from the
  • Land of the Mangaboos.
  • "How big is this hole?" asked Dorothy.
  • "I'll explore it and see," replied the boy.
  • So he carried the lantern back for quite a distance, while Dorothy and
  • the Wizard followed at his side. The cavern did not come to an end, as
  • they had expected it would, but slanted upward through the great glass
  • mountain, running in a direction that promised to lead them to the side
  • opposite the Mangaboo country.
  • "It isn't a bad road," observed the Wizard, "and if we followed it it
  • might lead us to some place that is more comfortable than this black
  • pocket we are now in. I suppose the vegetable folk were always afraid
  • to enter this cavern because it is dark; but we have our lanterns to
  • light the way, so I propose that we start out and discover where this
  • tunnel in the mountain leads to."
  • The others agreed readily to this sensible suggestion, and at once the
  • boy began to harness Jim to the buggy. When all was in readiness the
  • three took their seats in the buggy and Jim started cautiously along
  • the way, Zeb driving while the Wizard and Dorothy each held a lighted
  • lantern so the horse could see where to go.
  • Sometimes the tunnel was so narrow that the wheels of the buggy grazed
  • the sides; then it would broaden out as wide as a street; but the floor
  • was usually smooth, and for a long time they travelled on without any
  • accident. Jim stopped sometimes to rest, for the climb was rather
  • steep and tiresome.
  • "We must be nearly as high as the six colored suns, by this time," said
  • Dorothy. "I didn't know this mountain was so tall."
  • "We are certainly a good distance away from the Land of the Mangaboos,"
  • added Zeb; "for we have slanted away from it ever since we started."
  • But they kept steadily moving, and just as Jim was about tired out with
  • his long journey the way suddenly grew lighter, and Zeb put out the
  • lanterns to save the oil.
  • To their joy they found it was a white light that now greeted them, for
  • all were weary of the colored rainbow lights which, after a time, had
  • made their eyes ache with their constantly shifting rays. The sides of
  • the tunnel showed before them like the inside of a long spy-glass, and
  • the floor became more level. Jim hastened his lagging steps at this
  • assurance of a quick relief from the dark passage, and in a few moments
  • more they had emerged from the mountain and found themselves face to
  • face with a new and charming country.
  • 8. The Valley of Voices
  • By journeying through the glass mountain they had reached a delightful
  • valley that was shaped like the hollow of a great cup, with another
  • rugged mountain showing on the other side of it, and soft and pretty
  • green hills at the ends. It was all laid out into lovely lawns and
  • gardens, with pebble paths leading through them and groves of beautiful
  • and stately trees dotting the landscape here and there. There were
  • orchards, too, bearing luscious fruits that are all unknown in our
  • world. Alluring brooks of crystal water flowed sparkling between their
  • flower-strewn banks, while scattered over the valley were dozens of the
  • quaintest and most picturesque cottages our travelers had ever beheld.
  • None of them were in clusters, such as villages or towns, but each had
  • ample grounds of its own, with orchards and gardens surrounding it.
  • As the new arrivals gazed upon this exquisite scene they were
  • enraptured by its beauties and the fragrance that permeated the soft
  • air, which they breathed so gratefully after the confined atmosphere of
  • the tunnel. Several minutes were consumed in silent admiration before
  • they noticed two very singular and unusual facts about this valley.
  • One was that it was lighted from some unseen source; for no sun or moon
  • was in the arched blue sky, although every object was flooded with a
  • clear and perfect light. The second and even more singular fact was
  • the absence of any inhabitant of this splendid place. From their
  • elevated position they could overlook the entire valley, but not a
  • single moving object could they see. All appeared mysteriously
  • deserted.
  • The mountain on this side was not glass, but made of a stone similar to
  • granite. With some difficulty and danger Jim drew the buggy over the
  • loose rocks until he reached the green lawns below, where the paths and
  • orchards and gardens began. The nearest cottage was still some
  • distance away.
  • "Isn't it fine?" cried Dorothy, in a joyous voice, as she sprang out of
  • the buggy and let Eureka run frolicking over the velvety grass.
  • "Yes, indeed!" answered Zeb. "We were lucky to get away from those
  • dreadful vegetable people."
  • "It wouldn't be so bad," remarked the Wizard, gazing around him, "if we
  • were obliged to live here always. We couldn't find a prettier place,
  • I'm sure."
  • He took the piglets from his pocket and let them run on the grass, and
  • Jim tasted a mouthful of the green blades and declared he was very
  • contented in his new surroundings.
  • "We can't walk in the air here, though," called Eureka, who had tried
  • it and failed; but the others were satisfied to walk on the ground, and
  • the Wizard said they must be nearer the surface of the earth then they
  • had been in the Mangaboo country, for everything was more homelike and
  • natural.
  • "But where are the people?" asked Dorothy.
  • The little man shook his bald head.
  • "Can't imagine, my dear," he replied.
  • They heard the sudden twittering of a bird, but could not find the
  • creature anywhere. Slowly they walked along the path toward the
  • nearest cottage, the piglets racing and gambolling beside them and Jim
  • pausing at every step for another mouthful of grass.
  • Presently they came to a low plant which had broad, spreading leaves,
  • in the center of which grew a single fruit about as large as a peach.
  • The fruit was so daintily colored and so fragrant, and looked so
  • appetizing and delicious that Dorothy stopped and exclaimed:
  • "What is it, do you s'pose?"
  • The piglets had smelled the fruit quickly, and before the girl could
  • reach out her hand to pluck it every one of the nine tiny ones had
  • rushed in and commenced to devour it with great eagerness.
  • "It's good, anyway," said Zeb, "or those little rascals wouldn't have
  • gobbled it up so greedily."
  • "Where are they?" asked Dorothy, in astonishment.
  • They all looked around, but the piglets had disappeared.
  • "Dear me!" cried the Wizard; "they must have run away. But I didn't
  • see them go; did you?"
  • "No!" replied the boy and the girl, together.
  • "Here,--piggy, piggy, piggy!" called their master, anxiously.
  • Several squeals and grunts were instantly heard at his feet, but the
  • Wizard could not discover a single piglet.
  • "Where are you?" he asked.
  • "Why, right beside you," spoke a tiny voice. "Can't you see us?"
  • "No," answered the little man, in a puzzled tone.
  • "We can see you," said another of the piglets.
  • The Wizard stooped down and put out his hand, and at once felt the
  • small fat body of one of his pets. He picked it up, but could not see
  • what he held.
  • "It is very strange," said he, soberly. "The piglets have become
  • invisible, in some curious way."
  • "I'll bet it's because they ate that peach!" cried the kitten.
  • "It wasn't a peach, Eureka," said Dorothy. "I only hope it wasn't
  • poison."
  • "It was fine, Dorothy," called one of the piglets.
  • "We'll eat all we can find of them," said another.
  • "But WE mus'n't eat them," the Wizard warned the children, "or we too
  • may become invisible, and lose each other. If we come across another of
  • the strange fruit we must avoid it."
  • Calling the piglets to him he picked them all up, one by one, and put
  • them away in his pocket; for although he could not see them he could
  • feel them, and when he had buttoned his coat he knew they were safe for
  • the present.
  • The travellers now resumed their walk toward the cottage, which they
  • presently reached. It was a pretty place, with vines growing thickly
  • over the broad front porch. The door stood open and a table was set in
  • the front room, with four chairs drawn up to it. On the table were
  • plates, knives and forks, and dishes of bread, meat and fruits. The
  • meat was smoking hot and the knives and forks were performing strange
  • antics and jumping here and there in quite a puzzling way. But not a
  • single person appeared to be in the room.
  • "How funny!" exclaimed Dorothy, who with Zeb and the Wizard now stood
  • in the doorway.
  • A peal of merry laughter answered her, and the knives and forks fell to
  • the plates with a clatter. One of the chairs pushed back from the
  • table, and this was so astonishing and mysterious that Dorothy was
  • almost tempted to run away in fright.
  • "Here are strangers, mama!" cried the shrill and childish voice of some
  • unseen person.
  • "So I see, my dear," answered another voice, soft and womanly.
  • "What do you want?" demanded a third voice, in a stern, gruff accent.
  • "Well, well!" said the Wizard; "are there really people in this room?"
  • "Of course," replied the man's voice.
  • "And--pardon me for the foolish question--but, are you all invisible?"
  • "Surely," the woman answered, repeating her low, rippling laughter.
  • "Are you surprised that you are unable to see the people of Voe?"
  • "Why, yes," stammered the Wizard. "All the people I have ever met
  • before were very plain to see."
  • "Where do you come from, then?" asked the woman, in a curious tone.
  • "We belong upon the face of the earth," explained the Wizard, "but
  • recently, during an earthquake, we fell down a crack and landed in the
  • Country of the Mangaboos."
  • "Dreadful creatures!" exclaimed the woman's voice. "I've heard of
  • them."
  • "They walled us up in a mountain," continued the Wizard; "but we found
  • there was a tunnel through to this side, so we came here. It is a
  • beautiful place. What do you call it?"
  • "It is the Valley of Voe."
  • "Thank you. We have seen no people since we arrived, so we came to
  • this house to enquire our way."
  • "Are you hungry?" asked the woman's voice.
  • "I could eat something," said Dorothy.
  • "So could I," added Zeb.
  • "But we do not wish to intrude, I assure you," the Wizard hastened to
  • say.
  • "That's all right," returned the man's voice, more pleasantly than
  • before. "You are welcome to what we have."
  • As he spoke the voice came so near to Zeb that he jumped back in alarm.
  • Two childish voices laughed merrily at this action, and Dorothy was
  • sure they were in no danger among such light-hearted folks, even if
  • those folks couldn't be seen.
  • "What curious animal is that which is eating the grass on my lawn?"
  • enquired the man's voice.
  • "That's Jim," said the girl. "He's a horse."
  • "What is he good for?" was the next question.
  • "He draws the buggy you see fastened to him, and we ride in the buggy
  • instead of walking," she explained.
  • "Can he fight?" asked the man's voice.
  • "No! he can kick pretty hard with his heels, and bite a little; but Jim
  • can't 'zactly fight," she replied.
  • "Then the bears will get him," said one of the children's voices.
  • "Bears!" exclaimed Dorothy. "Are these bears here?"
  • "That is the one evil of our country," answered the invisible man.
  • "Many large and fierce bears roam in the Valley of Voe, and when they
  • can catch any of us they eat us up; but as they cannot see us, we
  • seldom get caught."
  • "Are the bears invis'ble, too?" asked the girl.
  • "Yes; for they eat of the dama-fruit, as we all do, and that keeps them
  • from being seen by any eye, whether human or animal."
  • "Does the dama-fruit grow on a low bush, and look something like a
  • peach?" asked the Wizard.
  • "Yes," was the reply.
  • "If it makes you invis'ble, why do you eat it?" Dorothy enquired.
  • "For two reasons, my dear," the woman's voice answered. "The
  • dama-fruit is the most delicious thing that grows, and when it makes us
  • invisible the bears cannot find us to eat us up. But now, good
  • wanderers, your luncheon is on the table, so please sit down and eat as
  • much as you like."
  • 9. They Fight the Invisible Bears
  • The strangers took their seats at the table willingly enough, for they
  • were all hungry and the platters were now heaped with good things to
  • eat. In front of each place was a plate bearing one of the delicious
  • dama-fruit, and the perfume that rose from these was so enticing and
  • sweet that they were sorely tempted to eat of them and become invisible.
  • But Dorothy satisfied her hunger with other things, and her companions
  • did likewise, resisting the temptation.
  • "Why do you not eat the damas?" asked the woman's voice.
  • "We don't want to get invis'ble," answered the girl.
  • "But if you remain visible the bears will see you and devour you," said
  • a girlish young voice, that belonged to one of the children. "We who
  • live here much prefer to be invisible; for we can still hug and kiss
  • one another, and are quite safe from the bears."
  • "And we do not have to be so particular about our dress," remarked the
  • man.
  • "And mama can't tell whether my face is dirty or not!" added the other
  • childish voice, gleefully.
  • "But I make you wash it, every time I think of it," said the mother;
  • "for it stands to reason your face is dirty, Ianu, whether I can see it
  • or not."
  • Dorothy laughed and stretched out her hands.
  • "Come here, please--Ianu and your sister--and let me feel of you," she
  • requested.
  • They came to her willingly, and Dorothy passed her hands over their
  • faces and forms and decided one was a girl of about her own age and the
  • other a boy somewhat smaller. The girl's hair was soft and fluffy and
  • her skin as smooth as satin. When Dorothy gently touched her nose and
  • ears and lips they seemed to be well and delicately formed.
  • "If I could see you I am sure you would be beautiful," she declared.
  • The girl laughed, and her mother said:
  • "We are not vain in the Valley of Voe, because we can not display our
  • beauty, and good actions and pleasant ways are what make us lovely to
  • our companions. Yet we can see and appreciate the beauties of nature,
  • the dainty flowers and trees, the green fields and the clear blue of
  • the sky."
  • "How about the birds and beasts and fishes?" asked Zeb.
  • "The birds we cannot see, because they love to eat of the damas as much
  • as we do; yet we hear their sweet songs and enjoy them. Neither can we
  • see the cruel bears, for they also eat the fruit. But the fishes that
  • swim in our brooks we can see, and often we catch them to eat."
  • "It occurs to me you have a great deal to make you happy, even while
  • invisible," remarked the Wizard. "Nevertheless, we prefer to remain
  • visible while we are in your valley."
  • Just then Eureka came in, for she had been until now wandering outside
  • with Jim; and when the kitten saw the table set with food she cried out:
  • "Now you must feed me, Dorothy, for I'm half starved."
  • The children were inclined to be frightened by the sight of the small
  • animal, which reminded them of the bears; but Dorothy reassured them by
  • explaining that Eureka was a pet and could do no harm even if she
  • wished to. Then, as the others had by this time moved away from the
  • table, the kitten sprang upon the chair and put her paws upon the cloth
  • to see what there was to eat. To her surprise an unseen hand clutched
  • her and held her suspended in the air. Eureka was frantic with terror,
  • and tried to scratch and bite, so the next moment she was dropped to
  • the floor.
  • "Did you see that, Dorothy?" she gasped.
  • "Yes, dear," her mistress replied; "there are people living in this
  • house, although we cannot see them. And you must have better manners,
  • Eureka, or something worse will happen to you."
  • She placed a plate of food upon the floor and the kitten ate greedily.
  • "Give me that nice-smelling fruit I saw on the table," she begged, when
  • she had cleaned the plate.
  • "Those are damas," said Dorothy, "and you must never even taste them,
  • Eureka, or you'll get invis'ble, and then we can't see you at all."
  • The kitten gazed wistfully at the forbidden fruit.
  • "Does it hurt to be invis'ble?" she asked.
  • "I don't know," Dorothy answered; "but it would hurt me dre'fully to
  • lose you."
  • "Very well, I won't touch it," decided the kitten; "but you must keep
  • it away from me, for the smell is very tempting."
  • "Can you tell us, sir or ma'am," said the Wizard, addressing the air
  • because he did not quite know where the unseen people stood, "if there
  • is any way we can get out of your beautiful Valley, and on top of the
  • Earth again."
  • "Oh, one can leave the Valley easily enough," answered the man's voice;
  • "but to do so you must enter a far less pleasant country. As for
  • reaching the top of the earth, I have never heard that it is possible
  • to do that, and if you succeeded in getting there you would probably
  • fall off."
  • "Oh, no," said Dorothy, "we've been there, and we know."
  • "The Valley of Voe is certainly a charming place," resumed the Wizard;
  • "but we cannot be contented in any other land than our own, for long.
  • Even if we should come to unpleasant places on our way it is necessary,
  • in order to reach the earth's surface, to keep moving on toward it."
  • "In that case," said the man, "it will be best for you to cross our
  • Valley and mount the spiral staircase inside the Pyramid Mountain. The
  • top of that mountain is lost in the clouds, and when you reach it you
  • will be in the awful Land of Naught, where the Gargoyles live."
  • "What are Gargoyles?" asked Zeb.
  • "I do not know, young sir. Our greatest Champion, Overman-Anu, once
  • climbed the spiral stairway and fought nine days with the Gargoyles
  • before he could escape them and come back; but he could never be
  • induced to describe the dreadful creatures, and soon afterward a bear
  • caught him and ate him up."
  • The wanders were rather discouraged by this gloomy report, but Dorothy
  • said with a sigh:
  • "If the only way to get home is to meet the Gurgles, then we've got to
  • meet 'em. They can't be worse than the Wicked Witch or the Nome King."
  • "But you must remember you had the Scarecrow and the Tin Woodman to
  • help you conquer those enemies," suggested the Wizard. "Just now, my
  • dear, there is not a single warrior in your company."
  • "Oh, I guess Zeb could fight if he had to. Couldn't you, Zeb?" asked
  • the little girl.
  • "Perhaps; if I had to," answered Zeb, doubtfully.
  • "And you have the jointed sword that you chopped the veg'table Sorcerer
  • in two with," the girl said to the little man.
  • "True," he replied; "and in my satchel are other useful things to fight
  • with."
  • "What the Gargoyles most dread is a noise," said the man's voice. "Our
  • Champion told me that when he shouted his battle-cry the creatures
  • shuddered and drew back, hesitating to continue the combat. But they
  • were in great numbers, and the Champion could not shout much because he
  • had to save his breath for fighting."
  • "Very good," said the Wizard; "we can all yell better than we can
  • fight, so we ought to defeat the Gargoyles."
  • "But tell me," said Dorothy, "how did such a brave Champion happen to
  • let the bears eat him? And if he was invis'ble, and the bears
  • invis'ble, who knows that they really ate him up?"
  • "The Champion had killed eleven bears in his time," returned the unseen
  • man; "and we know this is true because when any creature is dead the
  • invisible charm of the dama-fruit ceases to be active, and the slain
  • one can be plainly seen by all eyes. When the Champion killed a bear
  • everyone could see it; and when the bears killed the Champion we all
  • saw several pieces of him scattered about, which of course disappeared
  • again when the bears devoured them."
  • They now bade farewell to the kind but unseen people of the cottage,
  • and after the man had called their attention to a high, pyramid-shaped
  • mountain on the opposite side of the Valley, and told them how to
  • travel in order to reach it, they again started upon their journey.
  • They followed the course of a broad stream and passed several more
  • pretty cottages; but of course they saw no one, nor did any one speak
  • to them. Fruits and flowers grew plentifully all about, and there were
  • many of the delicious damas that the people of Voe were so fond of.
  • About noon they stopped to allow Jim to rest in the shade of a pretty
  • orchard, and while they plucked and ate some of the cherries and plums
  • that grew there a soft voice suddenly said to them:
  • "There are bears near by. Be careful."
  • The Wizard got out his sword at once, and Zeb grabbed the horse-whip.
  • Dorothy climbed into the buggy, although Jim had been unharnessed from
  • it and was grazing some distance away.
  • The owner of the unseen voice laughed lightly and said:
  • "You cannot escape the bears that way."
  • "How CAN we 'scape?" asked Dorothy, nervously, for an unseen danger is
  • always the hardest to face.
  • "You must take to the river," was the reply. "The bears will not
  • venture upon the water."
  • "But we would be drowned!" exclaimed the girl.
  • "Oh, there is no need of that," said the voice, which from its gentle
  • tones seemed to belong to a young girl. "You are strangers in the
  • Valley of Voe, and do not seem to know our ways; so I will try to save
  • you."
  • The next moment a broad-leaved plant was jerked from the ground where
  • it grew and held suspended in the air before the Wizard.
  • "Sir," said the voice, "you must rub these leaves upon the soles of all
  • your feet, and then you will be able to walk upon the water without
  • sinking below the surface. It is a secret the bears do not know, and
  • we people of Voe usually walk upon the water when we travel, and so
  • escape our enemies."
  • "Thank you!" cried the Wizard, joyfully, and at once rubbed a leaf upon
  • the soles of Dorothy's shoes and then upon his own. The girl took a
  • leaf and rubbed it upon the kitten's paws, and the rest of the plant
  • was handed to Zeb, who, after applying it to his own feet, carefully
  • rubbed it upon all four of Jim's hoofs and then upon the tires of the
  • buggy-wheels. He had nearly finished this last task when a low
  • growling was suddenly heard and the horse began to jump around and kick
  • viciously with his heels.
  • "Quick! To the water or you are lost!" cried their unseen friend, and
  • without hesitation the Wizard drew the buggy down the bank and out upon
  • the broad river, for Dorothy was still seated in it with Eureka in her
  • arms. They did not sink at all, owing to the virtues of the strange
  • plant they had used, and when the buggy was in the middle of the stream
  • the Wizard returned to the bank to assist Zeb and Jim.
  • The horse was plunging madly about, and two or three deep gashes
  • appeared upon its flanks, from which the blood flowed freely.
  • "Run for the river!" shouted the Wizard, and Jim quickly freed himself
  • from his unseen tormenters by a few vicious kicks and then obeyed. As
  • soon as he trotted out upon the surface of the river he found himself
  • safe from pursuit, and Zeb was already running across the water toward
  • Dorothy.
  • As the little Wizard turned to follow them he felt a hot breath against
  • his cheek and heard a low, fierce growl. At once he began stabbing at
  • the air with his sword, and he knew that he had struck some substance
  • because when he drew back the blade it was dripping with blood. The
  • third time that he thrust out the weapon there was a loud roar and a
  • fall, and suddenly at his feet appeared the form of a great red bear,
  • which was nearly as big as the horse and much stronger and fiercer.
  • The beast was quite dead from the sword thrusts, and after a glance at
  • its terrible claws and sharp teeth the little man turned in a panic and
  • rushed out upon the water, for other menacing growls told him more
  • bears were near.
  • On the river, however, the adventurers seemed to be perfectly safe.
  • Dorothy and the buggy had floated slowly down stream with the current
  • of the water, and the others made haste to join her. The Wizard opened
  • his satchel and got out some sticking-plaster with which he mended the
  • cuts Jim had received from the claws of the bears.
  • "I think we'd better stick to the river, after this," said Dorothy.
  • "If our unknown friend hadn't warned us, and told us what to do, we
  • would all be dead by this time."
  • "That is true," agreed the Wizard, "and as the river seems to be
  • flowing in the direction of the Pyramid Mountain it will be the easiest
  • way for us to travel."
  • Zeb hitched Jim to the buggy again, and the horse trotted along and
  • drew them rapidly over the smooth water. The kitten was at first
  • dreadfully afraid of getting wet, but Dorothy let her down and soon
  • Eureka was frisking along beside the buggy without being scared a bit.
  • Once a little fish swam too near the surface, and the kitten grabbed it
  • in her mouth and ate it up as quick as a wink; but Dorothy cautioned
  • her to be careful what she ate in this valley of enchantments, and no
  • more fishes were careless enough to swim within reach.
  • After a journey of several hours they came to a point where the river
  • curved, and they found they must cross a mile or so of the Valley
  • before they came to the Pyramid Mountain. There were few houses in
  • this part, and few orchards or flowers; so our friends feared they
  • might encounter more of the savage bears, which they had learned to
  • dread with all their hearts.
  • "You'll have to make a dash, Jim," said the Wizard, "and run as fast as
  • you can go."
  • "All right," answered the horse; "I'll do my best. But you must
  • remember I'm old, and my dashing days are past and gone."
  • All three got into the buggy and Zeb picked up the reins, though Jim
  • needed no guidance of any sort. The horse was still smarting from the
  • sharp claws of the invisible bears, and as soon as he was on land and
  • headed toward the mountain the thought that more of those fearsome
  • creatures might be near acted as a spur and sent him galloping along in
  • a way that made Dorothy catch her breath.
  • Then Zeb, in a spirit of mischief, uttered a growl like that of the
  • bears, and Jim pricked up his ears and fairly flew. His boney legs
  • moved so fast they could scarcely be seen, and the Wizard clung fast to
  • the seat and yelled "Whoa!" at the top of his voice.
  • "I--I'm 'fraid he's--he's running away!" gasped Dorothy.
  • "I KNOW he is," said Zeb; "but no bear can catch him if he keeps up
  • that gait--and the harness or the buggy don't break."
  • Jim did not make a mile a minute; but almost before they were aware of
  • it he drew up at the foot of the mountain, so suddenly that the Wizard
  • and Zeb both sailed over the dashboard and landed in the soft
  • grass--where they rolled over several times before they stopped.
  • Dorothy nearly went with them, but she was holding fast to the iron
  • rail of the seat, and that saved her. She squeezed the kitten, though,
  • until it screeched; and then the old cab-horse made several curious
  • sounds that led the little girl to suspect he was laughing at them all.
  • 10. The Braided Man of Pyramid Mountain
  • The mountain before them was shaped like a cone and was so tall that
  • its point was lost in the clouds. Directly facing the place where Jim
  • had stopped was an arched opening leading to a broad stairway. The
  • stairs were cut in the rock inside the mountain, and they were broad
  • and not very steep, because they circled around like a cork-screw, and
  • at the arched opening where the flight began the circle was quite big.
  • At the foot of the stairs was a sign reading:
  • WARNING. These steps lead to the Land of the Gargoyles. DANGER! KEEP
  • OUT.
  • "I wonder how Jim is ever going to draw the buggy up so many stairs,"
  • said Dorothy, gravely.
  • "No trouble at all," declared the horse, with a contemptuous neigh.
  • "Still, I don't care to drag any passengers. You'll all have to walk."
  • "Suppose the stairs get steeper?" suggested Zeb, doubtfully.
  • "Then you'll have to boost the buggy-wheels, that's all," answered Jim.
  • "We'll try it, anyway," said the Wizard. "It's the only way to get out
  • of the Valley of Voe."
  • So they began to ascend the stairs, Dorothy and the Wizard first, Jim
  • next, drawing the buggy, and then Zeb to watch that nothing happened to
  • the harness.
  • The light was dim, and soon they mounted into total darkness, so that
  • the Wizard was obliged to get out his lanterns to light the way. But
  • this enabled them to proceed steadily until they came to a landing
  • where there was a rift in the side of the mountain that let in both
  • light and air. Looking through this opening they could see the Valley
  • of Voe lying far below them, the cottages seeming like toy houses from
  • that distance.
  • After resting a few moments they resumed their climb, and still the
  • stairs were broad and low enough for Jim to draw the buggy easily after
  • him. The old horse panted a little, and had to stop often to get his
  • breath. At such times they were all glad to wait for him, for
  • continually climbing up stairs is sure to make one's legs ache.
  • They wound about, always going upward, for some time. The lights from
  • the lanterns dimly showed the way, but it was a gloomy journey, and
  • they were pleased when a broad streak of light ahead assured them they
  • were coming to a second landing.
  • Here one side of the mountain had a great hole in it, like the mouth of
  • a cavern, and the stairs stopped at the near edge of the floor and
  • commenced ascending again at the opposite edge.
  • The opening in the mountain was on the side opposite to the Valley of
  • Voe, and our travellers looked out upon a strange scene. Below them
  • was a vast space, at the bottom of which was a black sea with rolling
  • billows, through which little tongues of flame constantly shot up.
  • Just above them, and almost on a level with their platform, were banks
  • of rolling clouds which constantly shifted position and changed color.
  • The blues and greys were very beautiful, and Dorothy noticed that on
  • the cloud banks sat or reclined fleecy, shadowy forms of beautiful
  • beings who must have been the Cloud Fairies. Mortals who stand upon
  • the earth and look up at the sky cannot often distinguish these forms,
  • but our friends were now so near to the clouds that they observed the
  • dainty fairies very clearly.
  • "Are they real?" asked Zeb, in an awed voice.
  • "Of course," replied Dorothy, softly. "They are the Cloud Fairies."
  • "They seem like open-work," remarked the boy, gazing intently. "If I
  • should squeeze one, there wouldn't be anything left of it."
  • In the open space between the clouds and the black, bubbling sea far
  • beneath, could be seen an occasional strange bird winging its way
  • swiftly through the air. These birds were of enormous size, and
  • reminded Zeb of the rocs he had read about in the Arabian Nights. They
  • had fierce eyes and sharp talons and beaks, and the children hoped none
  • of them would venture into the cavern.
  • "Well, I declare!" suddenly exclaimed the little Wizard. "What in the
  • world is this?"
  • They turned around and found a man standing on the floor in the center
  • of the cave, who bowed very politely when he saw he had attracted their
  • attention. He was a very old man, bent nearly double; but the queerest
  • thing about him was his white hair and beard. These were so long that
  • they reached to his feet, and both the hair and the beard were
  • carefully plaited into many braids, and the end of each braid fastened
  • with a bow of colored ribbon.
  • "Where did you come from?" asked Dorothy, wonderingly.
  • "No place at all," answered the man with the braids; "that is, not
  • recently. Once I lived on top the earth, but for many years I have had
  • my factory in this spot--half way up Pyramid Mountain."
  • "Are we only half way up?" enquired the boy, in a discouraged tone.
  • "I believe so, my lad," replied the braided man. "But as I have never
  • been in either direction, down or up, since I arrived, I cannot be
  • positive whether it is exactly half way or not."
  • "Have you a factory in this place?" asked the Wizard, who had been
  • examining the strange personage carefully.
  • "To be sure," said the other. "I am a great inventor, you must know,
  • and I manufacture my products in this lonely spot."
  • "What are your products?" enquired the Wizard.
  • "Well, I make Assorted Flutters for flags and bunting, and a superior
  • grade of Rustles for ladies' silk gowns."
  • "I thought so," said the Wizard, with a sigh. "May we examine some of
  • these articles?"
  • "Yes, indeed; come into my shop, please," and the braided man turned
  • and led the way into a smaller cave, where he evidently lived. Here,
  • on a broad shelf, were several card-board boxes of various sizes, each
  • tied with cotton cord.
  • "This," said the man, taking up a box and handling it gently, "contains
  • twelve dozen rustles--enough to last any lady a year. Will you buy
  • it, my dear?" he asked, addressing Dorothy.
  • "My gown isn't silk," she said, smiling.
  • "Never mind. When you open the box the rustles will escape, whether
  • you are wearing a silk dress or not," said the man, seriously. Then he
  • picked up another box. "In this," he continued, "are many assorted
  • flutters. They are invaluable to make flags flutter on a still day,
  • when there is no wind. You, sir," turning to the Wizard, "ought to
  • have this assortment. Once you have tried my goods I am sure you will
  • never be without them."
  • "I have no money with me," said the Wizard, evasively.
  • "I do not want money," returned the braided man, "for I could not spend
  • it in this deserted place if I had it. But I would like very much a
  • blue hair-ribbon. You will notice my braids are tied with yellow,
  • pink, brown, red, green, white and black; but I have no blue ribbons."
  • "I'll get you one!" cried Dorothy, who was sorry for the poor man; so
  • she ran back to the buggy and took from her suit-case a pretty blue
  • ribbon. It did her good to see how the braided man's eyes sparkled
  • when he received this treasure.
  • "You have made me very, very happy, my dear!" he exclaimed; and then he
  • insisted on the Wizard taking the box of flutters and the little girl
  • accepting the box of rustles.
  • "You may need them, some time," he said, "and there is really no use in
  • my manufacturing these things unless somebody uses them."
  • "Why did you leave the surface of the earth?" enquired the Wizard.
  • "I could not help it. It is a sad story, but if you will try to
  • restrain your tears I will tell you about it. On earth I was a
  • manufacturer of Imported Holes for American Swiss Cheese, and I will
  • acknowledge that I supplied a superior article, which was in great
  • demand. Also I made pores for porous plasters and high-grade holes for
  • doughnuts and buttons. Finally I invented a new Adjustable Post-hole,
  • which I thought would make my fortune. I manufactured a large quantity
  • of these post-holes, and having no room in which to store them I set
  • them all end to end and put the top one in the ground. That made an
  • extraordinary long hole, as you may imagine, and reached far down into
  • the earth; and, as I leaned over it to try to see to the bottom, I lost
  • my balance and tumbled in. Unfortunately, the hole led directly into
  • the vast space you see outside this mountain; but I managed to catch a
  • point of rock that projected from this cavern, and so saved myself from
  • tumbling headlong into the black waves beneath, where the tongues of
  • flame that dart out would certainly have consumed me. Here, then, I
  • made my home; and although it is a lonely place I amuse myself making
  • rustles and flutters, and so get along very nicely."
  • When the braided man had completed this strange tale Dorothy nearly
  • laughed, because it was all so absurd; but the Wizard tapped his
  • forehead significantly, to indicate that he thought the poor man was
  • crazy. So they politely bade him good day, and went back to the outer
  • cavern to resume their journey.
  • 11. They Meet the Wooden Gargoyles
  • Another breathless climb brought our adventurers to a third landing
  • where there was a rift in the mountain. On peering out all they could
  • see was rolling banks of clouds, so thick that they obscured all else.
  • But the travellers were obliged to rest, and while they were sitting on
  • the rocky floor the Wizard felt in his pocket and brought out the nine
  • tiny piglets. To his delight they were now plainly visible, which
  • proved that they had passed beyond the influence of the magical Valley
  • of Voe.
  • "Why, we can see each other again!" cried one, joyfully.
  • "Yes," sighed Eureka; "and I also can see you again, and the sight
  • makes me dreadfully hungry. Please, Mr. Wizard, may I eat just one of
  • the fat little piglets? You'd never miss ONE of them, I'm sure!"
  • "What a horrid, savage beast!" exclaimed a piglet; "and after we've
  • been such good friends, too, and played with one another!"
  • "When I'm not hungry, I love to play with you all," said the kitten,
  • demurely; "but when my stomach is empty it seems that nothing would
  • fill it so nicely as a fat piglet."
  • "And we trusted you so!" said another of the nine, reproachfully.
  • "And thought you were respectable!" said another.
  • "It seems we were mistaken," declared a third, looking at the kitten
  • timorously, "no one with such murderous desires should belong to our
  • party, I'm sure."
  • "You see, Eureka," remarked Dorothy, reprovingly, "you are making
  • yourself disliked. There are certain things proper for a kitten to
  • eat; but I never heard of a kitten eating a pig, under ANY cir'stances."
  • "Did you ever see such little pigs before?" asked the kitten. "They
  • are no bigger than mice, and I'm sure mice are proper for me to eat."
  • "It isn't the bigness, dear; its the variety," replied the girl.
  • "These are Mr. Wizard's pets, just as you are my pet, and it wouldn't
  • be any more proper for you to eat them than it would be for Jim to eat
  • you."
  • "And that's just what I shall do if you don't let those little balls of
  • pork alone," said Jim, glaring at the kitten with his round, big eyes.
  • "If you injure any one of them I'll chew you up instantly."
  • The kitten looked at the horse thoughtfully, as if trying to decide
  • whether he meant it or not.
  • "In that case," she said, "I'll leave them alone. You haven't many
  • teeth left, Jim, but the few you have are sharp enough to make me
  • shudder. So the piglets will be perfectly safe, hereafter, as far as I
  • am concerned."
  • "That is right, Eureka," remarked the Wizard, earnestly. "Let us all
  • be a happy family and love one another."
  • Eureka yawned and stretched herself.
  • "I've always loved the piglets," she said; "but they don't love me."
  • "No one can love a person he's afraid of," asserted Dorothy. "If you
  • behave, and don't scare the little pigs, I'm sure they'll grow very
  • fond of you."
  • The Wizard now put the nine tiny ones back into his pocket and the
  • journey was resumed.
  • "We must be pretty near the top, now," said the boy, as they climbed
  • wearily up the dark, winding stairway.
  • "The Country of the Gurgles can't be far from the top of the earth,"
  • remarked Dorothy. "It isn't very nice down here. I'd like to get home
  • again, I'm sure."
  • No one replied to this, because they found they needed all their breath
  • for the climb. The stairs had become narrower and Zeb and the Wizard
  • often had to help Jim pull the buggy from one step to another, or keep
  • it from jamming against the rocky walls.
  • At last, however, a dim light appeared ahead of them, which grew
  • clearer and stronger as they advanced.
  • "Thank goodness we're nearly there!" panted the little Wizard.
  • Jim, who was in advance, saw the last stair before him and stuck his
  • head above the rocky sides of the stairway. Then he halted, ducked
  • down and began to back up, so that he nearly fell with the buggy onto
  • the others.
  • "Let's go down again!" he said, in his hoarse voice.
  • "Nonsense!" snapped the tired Wizard. "What's the matter with you, old
  • man?"
  • "Everything," grumbled the horse. "I've taken a look at this place,
  • and it's no fit country for real creatures to go to. Everything's
  • dead, up there--no flesh or blood or growing thing anywhere."
  • "Never mind; we can't turn back," said Dorothy; "and we don't intend to
  • stay there, anyhow."
  • "It's dangerous," growled Jim, in a stubborn tone.
  • "See here, my good steed," broke in the Wizard, "little Dorothy and I
  • have been in many queer countries in our travels, and always escaped
  • without harm. We've even been to the marvelous Land of Oz--haven't we,
  • Dorothy?--so we don't much care what the Country of the Gargoyles is
  • like. Go ahead, Jim, and whatever happens we'll make the best of it."
  • "All right," answered the horse; "this is your excursion, and not mine;
  • so if you get into trouble don't blame me."
  • With this speech he bent forward and dragged the buggy up the remaining
  • steps. The others followed and soon they were all standing upon a
  • broad platform and gazing at the most curious and startling sight their
  • eyes had ever beheld.
  • "The Country of the Gargoyles is all wooden!" exclaimed Zeb; and so it
  • was. The ground was sawdust and the pebbles scattered around were hard
  • knots from trees, worn smooth in course of time. There were odd wooden
  • houses, with carved wooden flowers in the front yards. The tree-trunks
  • were of coarse wood, but the leaves of the trees were shavings. The
  • patches of grass were splinters of wood, and where neither grass nor
  • sawdust showed was a solid wooden flooring. Wooden birds fluttered
  • among the trees and wooden cows were browsing upon the wooden grass;
  • but the most amazing things of all were the wooden people--the
  • creatures known as Gargoyles.
  • These were very numerous, for the place was thickly inhabited, and a
  • large group of the queer people clustered near, gazing sharply upon the
  • strangers who had emerged from the long spiral stairway.
  • The Gargoyles were very small of stature, being less than three feet in
  • height. Their bodies were round, their legs short and thick and their
  • arms extraordinarily long and stout. Their heads were too big for
  • their bodies and their faces were decidedly ugly to look upon. Some
  • had long, curved noses and chins, small eyes and wide, grinning mouths.
  • Others had flat noses, protruding eyes, and ears that were shaped like
  • those of an elephant. There were many types, indeed, scarcely two
  • being alike; but all were equally disagreeable in appearance. The tops
  • of their heads had no hair, but were carved into a variety of fantastic
  • shapes, some having a row of points or balls around the top, others
  • designs resembling flowers or vegetables, and still others having
  • squares that looked like waffles cut criss-cross on their heads. They
  • all wore short wooden wings which were fastened to their wooden bodies
  • by means of wooden hinges with wooden screws, and with these wings they
  • flew swiftly and noiselessly here and there, their legs being of little
  • use to them.
  • This noiseless motion was one of the most peculiar things about the
  • Gargoyles. They made no sounds at all, either in flying or trying to
  • speak, and they conversed mainly by means of quick signals made with
  • their wooden fingers or lips. Neither was there any sound to be heard
  • anywhere throughout the wooden country. The birds did not sing, nor
  • did the cows moo; yet there was more than ordinary activity everywhere.
  • The group of these queer creatures which was discovered clustered near
  • the stairs at first remained staring and motionless, glaring with evil
  • eyes at the intruders who had so suddenly appeared in their land. In
  • turn the Wizard and the children, the horse and the kitten, examined
  • the Gargoyles with the same silent attention.
  • "There's going to be trouble, I'm sure," remarked the horse. "Unhitch
  • those tugs, Zeb, and set me free from the buggy, so I can fight
  • comfortably."
  • "Jim's right," sighed the Wizard. "There's going to be trouble, and my
  • sword isn't stout enough to cut up those wooden bodies--so I shall have
  • to get out my revolvers."
  • He got his satchel from the buggy and, opening it, took out two deadly
  • looking revolvers that made the children shrink back in alarm just to
  • look at.
  • "What harm can the Gurgles do?" asked Dorothy. "They have no weapons
  • to hurt us with."
  • "Each of their arms is a wooden club," answered the little man, "and
  • I'm sure the creatures mean mischief, by the looks of their eyes. Even
  • these revolvers can merely succeed in damaging a few of their wooden
  • bodies, and after that we will be at their mercy."
  • "But why fight at all, in that case?" asked the girl.
  • "So I may die with a clear conscience," returned the Wizard, gravely.
  • "It's every man's duty to do the best he knows how; and I'm going to do
  • it."
  • "Wish I had an axe," said Zeb, who by now had unhitched the horse.
  • "If we had known we were coming we might have brought along several
  • other useful things," responded the Wizard. "But we dropped into this
  • adventure rather unexpectedly."
  • The Gargoyles had backed away a distance when they heard the sound of
  • talking, for although our friends had spoken in low tones their words
  • seemed loud in the silence surrounding them. But as soon as the
  • conversation ceased, the grinning, ugly creatures arose in a flock and
  • flew swiftly toward the strangers, their long arms stretched out before
  • them like the bowsprits of a fleet of sail-boats. The horse had
  • especially attracted their notice, because it was the biggest and
  • strangest creature they had ever seen; so it became the center of their
  • first attack.
  • But Jim was ready for them, and when he saw them coming he turned his
  • heels toward them and began kicking out as hard as he could. Crack!
  • crash! bang! went his iron-shod hoofs against the wooden bodies of the
  • Gargoyles, and they were battered right and left with such force that
  • they scattered like straws in the wind. But the noise and clatter
  • seemed as dreadful to them as Jim's heels, for all who were able
  • swiftly turned and flew away to a great distance. The others picked
  • themselves up from the ground one by one and quickly rejoined their
  • fellows, so for a moment the horse thought he had won the fight with
  • ease.
  • But the Wizard was not so confident.
  • "Those wooden things are impossible to hurt," he said, "and all the
  • damage Jim has done to them is to knock a few splinters from their
  • noses and ears. That cannot make them look any uglier, I'm sure, and
  • it is my opinion they will soon renew the attack."
  • "What made them fly away?" asked Dorothy.
  • "The noise, of course. Don't you remember how the Champion escaped
  • them by shouting his battle-cry?"
  • "Suppose we escape down the stairs, too," suggested the boy. "We have
  • time, just now, and I'd rather face the invis'ble bears than those
  • wooden imps."
  • "No," returned Dorothy, stoutly, "it won't do to go back, for then we
  • would never get home. Let's fight it out."
  • "That is what I advise," said the Wizard. "They haven't defeated us
  • yet, and Jim is worth a whole army."
  • But the Gargoyles were clever enough not to attack the horse the next
  • time. They advanced in a great swarm, having been joined by many more
  • of their kind, and they flew straight over Jim's head to where the
  • others were standing.
  • The Wizard raised one of his revolvers and fired into the throng of his
  • enemies, and the shot resounded like a clap of thunder in that silent
  • place.
  • Some of the wooden beings fell flat upon the ground, where they
  • quivered and trembled in every limb; but most of them managed to wheel
  • and escape again to a distance.
  • Zeb ran and picked up one of the Gargoyles that lay nearest to him.
  • The top of its head was carved into a crown and the Wizard's bullet had
  • struck it exactly in the left eye, which was a hard wooden knot. Half
  • of the bullet stuck in the wood and half stuck out, so it had been the
  • jar and the sudden noise that had knocked the creature down, more than
  • the fact that it was really hurt. Before this crowned Gargoyle had
  • recovered himself Zeb had wound a strap several times around its body,
  • confining its wings and arms so that it could not move. Then, having
  • tied the wooden creature securely, the boy buckled the strap and tossed
  • his prisoner into the buggy. By that time the others had all retired.
  • 12. A Wonderful Escape
  • For a while the enemy hesitated to renew the attack. Then a few of
  • them advanced until another shot from the Wizard's revolver made them
  • retreat.
  • "That's fine," said Zeb. "We've got 'em on the run now, sure enough."
  • "But only for a time," replied the Wizard, shaking his head gloomily.
  • "These revolvers are good for six shots each, but when those are gone
  • we shall be helpless."
  • The Gargoyles seemed to realize this, for they sent a few of their band
  • time after time to attack the strangers and draw the fire from the
  • little man's revolvers. In this way none of them was shocked by the
  • dreadful report more than once, for the main band kept far away and
  • each time a new company was sent into the battle. When the Wizard had
  • fired all of his twelve bullets he had caused no damage to the enemy
  • except to stun a few by the noise, and so be as no nearer to victory
  • than in the beginning of the fray.
  • "What shall we do now?" asked Dorothy, anxiously.
  • "Let's yell--all together," said Zeb.
  • "And fight at the same time," added the Wizard. "We will get near Jim,
  • so that he can help us, and each one must take some weapon and do the
  • best he can. I'll use my sword, although it isn't much account in this
  • affair. Dorothy must take her parasol and open it suddenly when the
  • wooden folks attack her. I haven't anything for you, Zeb."
  • "I'll use the king," said the boy, and pulled his prisoner out of the
  • buggy. The bound Gargoyle's arms extended far out beyond its head, so
  • by grasping its wrists Zeb found the king made a very good club. The
  • boy was strong for one of his years, having always worked upon a farm;
  • so he was likely to prove more dangerous to the enemy than the Wizard.
  • When the next company of Gargoyles advanced, our adventurers began
  • yelling as if they had gone mad. Even the kitten gave a dreadfully
  • shrill scream and at the same time Jim the cab-horse neighed loudly.
  • This daunted the enemy for a time, but the defenders were soon out of
  • breath. Perceiving this, as well as the fact that there were no more
  • of the awful "bangs" to come from the revolvers, the Gargoyles advanced
  • in a swarm as thick as bees, so that the air was filled with them.
  • Dorothy squatted upon the ground and put up her parasol, which nearly
  • covered her and proved a great protection. The Wizard's sword-blade
  • snapped into a dozen pieces at the first blow he struck against the
  • wooden people. Zeb pounded away with the Gargoyle he was using as a
  • club until he had knocked down dozens of foes; but at the last they
  • clustered so thickly about him that he no longer had room in which to
  • swing his arms. The horse performed some wonderful kicking and even
  • Eureka assisted when she leaped bodily upon the Gargoyles and scratched
  • and bit at them like a wild-cat.
  • But all this bravery amounted to nothing at all. The wooden things
  • wound their long arms around Zeb and the Wizard and held them fast.
  • Dorothy was captured in the same way, and numbers of the Gargoyles
  • clung to Jim's legs, so weighting him down that the poor beast was
  • helpless. Eureka made a desperate dash to escape and scampered along
  • the ground like a streak; but a grinning Gargoyle flew after her and
  • grabbed her before she had gone very far.
  • All of them expected nothing less than instant death; but to their
  • surprise the wooden creatures flew into the air with them and bore them
  • far away, over miles and miles of wooden country, until they came to a
  • wooden city. The houses of this city had many corners, being square
  • and six-sided and eight-sided. They were tower-like in shape and the
  • best of them seemed old and weather-worn; yet all were strong and
  • substantial.
  • To one of these houses which had neither doors nor windows, but only
  • one broad opening far up underneath the roof, the prisoners were
  • brought by their captors. The Gargoyles roughly pushed them into the
  • opening, where there was a platform, and then flew away and left them.
  • As they had no wings the strangers could not fly away, and if they
  • jumped down from such a height they would surely be killed. The
  • creatures had sense enough to reason that way, and the only mistake
  • they made was in supposing the earth people were unable to overcome
  • such ordinary difficulties.
  • Jim was brought with the others, although it took a good many Gargoyles
  • to carry the big beast through the air and land him on the high
  • platform, and the buggy was thrust in after him because it belonged to
  • the party and the wooden folks had no idea what it was used for or
  • whether it was alive or not. When Eureka's captor had thrown the
  • kitten after the others the last Gargoyle silently disappeared, leaving
  • our friends to breathe freely once more.
  • "What an awful fight!" said Dorothy, catching her breath in little
  • gasps.
  • "Oh, I don't know," purred Eureka, smoothing her ruffled fur with her
  • paw; "we didn't manage to hurt anybody, and nobody managed to hurt us."
  • "Thank goodness we are together again, even if we are prisoners,"
  • sighed the little girl.
  • "I wonder why they didn't kill us on the spot," remarked Zeb, who had
  • lost his king in the struggle.
  • "They are probably keeping us for some ceremony," the Wizard answered,
  • reflectively; "but there is no doubt they intend to kill us as dead as
  • possible in a short time."
  • "As dead as poss'ble would be pretty dead, wouldn't it?" asked Dorothy.
  • "Yes, my dear. But we have no need to worry about that just now. Let
  • us examine our prison and see what it is like."
  • The space underneath the roof, where they stood, permitted them to see
  • on all sides of the tall building, and they looked with much curiosity
  • at the city spread out beneath them. Everything visible was made of
  • wood, and the scene seemed stiff and extremely unnatural.
  • From their platform a stair descended into the house, and the children
  • and the Wizard explored it after lighting a lantern to show them the
  • way. Several stories of empty rooms rewarded their search, but nothing
  • more; so after a time they came back to the platform again. Had there
  • been any doors or windows in the lower rooms, or had not the boards of
  • the house been so thick and stout, escape could have been easy; but to
  • remain down below was like being in a cellar or the hold of a ship, and
  • they did not like the darkness or the damp smell.
  • In this country, as in all others they had visited underneath the
  • earth's surface, there was no night, a constant and strong light coming
  • from some unknown source. Looking out, they could see into some of the
  • houses near them, where there were open windows in abundance, and were
  • able to mark the forms of the wooden Gargoyles moving about in their
  • dwellings.
  • "This seems to be their time of rest," observed the Wizard. "All
  • people need rest, even if they are made of wood, and as there is no
  • night here they select a certain time of the day in which to sleep or
  • doze."
  • "I feel sleepy myself," remarked Zeb, yawning.
  • "Why, where's Eureka?" cried Dorothy, suddenly.
  • They all looked around, but the kitten was no place to be seen.
  • "She's gone out for a walk," said Jim, gruffly.
  • "Where? On the roof?" asked the girl.
  • "No; she just dug her claws into the wood and climbed down the sides of
  • this house to the ground."
  • "She couldn't climb DOWN, Jim," said Dorothy. "To climb means to go
  • up."
  • "Who said so?" demanded the horse.
  • "My school-teacher said so; and she knows a lot, Jim."
  • "To 'climb down' is sometimes used as a figure of speech," remarked the
  • Wizard.
  • "Well, this was a figure of a cat," said Jim, "and she WENT down,
  • anyhow, whether she climbed or crept."
  • "Dear me! how careless Eureka is," exclaimed the girl, much distressed.
  • "The Gurgles will get her, sure!"
  • "Ha, ha!" chuckled the old cab-horse; "they're not 'Gurgles,' little
  • maid; they're Gargoyles."
  • "Never mind; they'll get Eureka, whatever they're called."
  • "No they won't," said the voice of the kitten, and Eureka herself
  • crawled over the edge of the platform and sat down quietly upon the
  • floor.
  • "Wherever have you been, Eureka?" asked Dorothy, sternly.
  • "Watching the wooden folks. They're too funny for anything, Dorothy.
  • Just now they are all going to bed, and--what do you think?--they
  • unhook the hinges of their wings and put them in a corner until they
  • wake up again."
  • "What, the hinges?"
  • "No; the wings."
  • "That," said Zeb, "explains why this house is used by them for a
  • prison. If any of the Gargoyles act badly, and have to be put in jail,
  • they are brought here and their wings unhooked and taken away from them
  • until they promise to be good."
  • The Wizard had listened intently to what Eureka had said.
  • "I wish we had some of those loose wings," he said.
  • "Could we fly with them?" asked Dorothy.
  • "I think so. If the Gargoyles can unhook the wings then the power to
  • fly lies in the wings themselves, and not in the wooden bodies of the
  • people who wear them. So, if we had the wings, we could probably fly
  • as well as they do--as least while we are in their country and under
  • the spell of its magic."
  • "But how would it help us to be able to fly?" questioned the girl.
  • "Come here," said the little man, and took her to one of the corners of
  • the building. "Do you see that big rock standing on the hillside
  • yonder?" he continued, pointing with his finger.
  • "Yes; it's a good way off, but I can see it," she replied.
  • "Well, inside that rock, which reaches up into the clouds, is an
  • archway very much like the one we entered when we climbed the spiral
  • stairway from the Valley of Voe. I'll get my spy-glass, and then you
  • can see it more plainly."
  • He fetched a small but powerful telescope, which had been in his
  • satchel, and by its aid the little girl clearly saw the opening.
  • "Where does it lead to?" she asked.
  • "That I cannot tell," said the Wizard; "but we cannot now be far below
  • the earth's surface, and that entrance may lead to another stairway
  • that will bring us on top of our world again, where we belong. So, if
  • we had the wings, and could escape the Gargoyles, we might fly to that
  • rock and be saved."
  • "I'll get you the wings," said Zeb, who had thoughtfully listened to
  • all this. "That is, if the kitten will show me where they are."
  • "But how can you get down?" enquired the girl, wonderingly.
  • For answer Zeb began to unfasten Jim's harness, strap by strap, and to
  • buckle one piece to another until he had made a long leather strip that
  • would reach to the ground.
  • "I can climb down that, all right," he said.
  • "No you can't," remarked Jim, with a twinkle in his round eyes. "You
  • may GO down, but you can only CLIMB up."
  • "Well, I'll climb up when I get back, then," said the boy, with a
  • laugh. "Now, Eureka, you'll have to show me the way to those wings."
  • "You must be very quiet," warned the kitten; "for if you make the least
  • noise the Gargoyles will wake up. They can hear a pin drop."
  • "I'm not going to drop a pin," said Zeb.
  • He had fastened one end of the strap to a wheel of the buggy, and now
  • he let the line dangle over the side of the house.
  • "Be careful," cautioned Dorothy, earnestly.
  • "I will," said the boy, and let himself slide over the edge.
  • The girl and the Wizard leaned over and watched Zeb work his way
  • carefully downward, hand over hand, until he stood upon the ground
  • below. Eureka clung with her claws to the wooden side of the house and
  • let herself down easily. Then together they crept away to enter the
  • low doorway of a neighboring dwelling.
  • The watchers waited in breathless suspense until the boy again
  • appeared, his arms now full of the wooden wings.
  • When he came to where the strap was hanging he tied the wings all in a
  • bunch to the end of the line, and the Wizard drew them up. Then the
  • line was let down again for Zeb to climb up by. Eureka quickly
  • followed him, and soon they were all standing together upon the
  • platform, with eight of the much prized wooden wings beside them.
  • The boy was no longer sleepy, but full of energy and excitement. He
  • put the harness together again and hitched Jim to the buggy. Then,
  • with the Wizard's help, he tried to fasten some of the wings to the old
  • cab-horse.
  • This was no easy task, because half of each one of the hinges of the
  • wings was missing, it being still fastened to the body of the Gargoyle
  • who had used it. However, the Wizard went once more to his
  • satchel--which seemed to contain a surprising variety of odds and
  • ends--and brought out a spool of strong wire, by means of which they
  • managed to fasten four of the wings to Jim's harness, two near his head
  • and two near his tail. They were a bit wiggley, but secure enough if
  • only the harness held together.
  • The other four wings were then fastened to the buggy, two on each side,
  • for the buggy must bear the weight of the children and the Wizard as it
  • flew through the air.
  • These preparations had not consumed a great deal of time, but the
  • sleeping Gargoyles were beginning to wake up and move around, and soon
  • some of them would be hunting for their missing wings. So the
  • prisoners resolved to leave their prison at once.
  • They mounted into the buggy, Dorothy holding Eureka safe in her lap.
  • The girl sat in the middle of the seat, with Zeb and the Wizard on each
  • side of her. When all was ready the boy shook the reins and said:
  • "Fly away, Jim!"
  • "Which wings must I flop first?" asked the cab-horse, undecidedly.
  • "Flop them all together," suggested the Wizard.
  • "Some of them are crooked," objected the horse.
  • "Never mind; we will steer with the wings on the buggy," said Zeb.
  • "Just you light out and make for that rock, Jim; and don't waste any
  • time about it, either."
  • So the horse gave a groan, flopped its four wings all together, and
  • flew away from the platform. Dorothy was a little anxious about the
  • success of their trip, for the way Jim arched his long neck and spread
  • out his bony legs as he fluttered and floundered through the air was
  • enough to make anybody nervous. He groaned, too, as if frightened, and
  • the wings creaked dreadfully because the Wizard had forgotten to oil
  • them; but they kept fairly good time with the wings of the buggy, so
  • that they made excellent progress from the start. The only thing that
  • anyone could complain of with justice was the fact that they wobbled
  • first up and then down, as if the road were rocky instead of being as
  • smooth as the air could make it.
  • The main point, however, was that they flew, and flew swiftly, if a bit
  • unevenly, toward the rock for which they had headed.
  • Some of the Gargoyles saw them, presently, and lost no time in
  • collecting a band to pursue the escaping prisoners; so that when
  • Dorothy happened to look back she saw them coming in a great cloud that
  • almost darkened the sky.
  • 13. The Den of the Dragonettes
  • Our friends had a good start and were able to maintain it, for with
  • their eight wings they could go just as fast as could the Gargoyles.
  • All the way to the great rock the wooden people followed them, and when
  • Jim finally alighted at the mouth of the cavern the pursuers were still
  • some distance away.
  • "But, I'm afraid they'll catch us yet," said Dorothy, greatly excited.
  • "No; we must stop them," declared the Wizard. "Quick Zeb, help me pull
  • off these wooden wings!"
  • They tore off the wings, for which they had no further use, and the
  • Wizard piled them in a heap just outside the entrance to the cavern.
  • Then he poured over them all the kerosene oil that was left in his
  • oil-can, and lighting a match set fire to the pile.
  • The flames leaped up at once and the bonfire began to smoke and roar
  • and crackle just as the great army of wooden Gargoyles arrived. The
  • creatures drew back at once, being filled with fear and horror; for
  • such as dreadful thing as a fire they had never before known in all the
  • history of their wooden land.
  • Inside the archway were several doors, leading to different rooms built
  • into the mountain, and Zeb and the Wizard lifted these wooden doors
  • from their hinges and tossed them all on the flames.
  • "That will prove a barrier for some time to come," said the little man,
  • smiling pleasantly all over his wrinkled face at the success of their
  • stratagem. "Perhaps the flames will set fire to all that miserable
  • wooden country, and if it does the loss will be very small and the
  • Gargoyles never will be missed. But come, my children; let us explore
  • the mountain and discover which way we must go in order to escape from
  • this cavern, which is getting to be almost as hot as a bake-oven."
  • To their disappointment there was within this mountain no regular
  • flight of steps by means of which they could mount to the earth's
  • surface. A sort of inclined tunnel led upward for a way, and they
  • found the floor of it both rough and steep. Then a sudden turn brought
  • them to a narrow gallery where the buggy could not pass. This delayed
  • and bothered them for a while, because they did not wish to leave the
  • buggy behind them. It carried their baggage and was useful to ride in
  • wherever there were good roads, and since it had accompanied them so
  • far in their travels they felt it their duty to preserve it. So Zeb
  • and the Wizard set to work and took off the wheels and the top, and
  • then they put the buggy edgewise, so it would take up the smallest
  • space. In this position they managed, with the aid of the patient
  • cab-horse, to drag the vehicle through the narrow part of the passage.
  • It was not a great distance, fortunately, and when the path grew
  • broader they put the buggy together again and proceeded more
  • comfortably. But the road was nothing more than a series of rifts or
  • cracks in the mountain, and it went zig-zag in every direction,
  • slanting first up and then down until they were puzzled as to whether
  • they were any nearer to the top of the earth than when they had
  • started, hours before.
  • "Anyhow," said Dorothy, "we've 'scaped those awful Gurgles, and that's
  • ONE comfort!"
  • "Probably the Gargoyles are still busy trying to put out the fire,"
  • returned the Wizard. "But even if they succeeded in doing that it
  • would be very difficult for them to fly amongst these rocks; so I am
  • sure we need fear them no longer."
  • Once in a while they would come to a deep crack in the floor, which
  • made the way quite dangerous; but there was still enough oil in the
  • lanterns to give them light, and the cracks were not so wide but that
  • they were able to jump over them. Sometimes they had to climb over
  • heaps of loose rock, where Jim could scarcely drag the buggy. At such
  • times Dorothy, Zeb and the Wizard all pushed behind, and lifted the
  • wheels over the roughest places; so they managed, by dint of hard work,
  • to keep going. But the little party was both weary and discouraged
  • when at last, on turning a sharp corner, the wanderers found themselves
  • in a vast cave arching high over their heads and having a smooth, level
  • floor.
  • The cave was circular in shape, and all around its edge, near to the
  • ground, appeared groups of dull yellow lights, two of them being always
  • side by side. These were motionless at first, but soon began to
  • flicker more brightly and to sway slowly from side to side and then up
  • and down.
  • "What sort of place is this?" asked the boy, trying to see more clearly
  • through the gloom.
  • "I cannot imagine, I'm sure," answered the Wizard, also peering about.
  • "Woogh!" snarled Eureka, arching her back until her hair stood straight
  • on end; "it's den of alligators, or crocodiles, or some other dreadful
  • creatures! Don't you see their terrible eyes?"
  • "Eureka sees better in the dark than we can," whispered Dorothy. "Tell
  • us, dear, what do the creatures look like?" she asked, addressing her
  • pet.
  • "I simply can't describe 'em," answered the kitten, shuddering. "Their
  • eyes are like pie-plates and their mouths like coal-scuttles. But
  • their bodies don't seem very big."
  • "Where are they?" enquired the girl.
  • "They are in little pockets all around the edge of this cavern. Oh,
  • Dorothy--you can't imagine what horrid things they are! They're uglier
  • than the Gargoyles."
  • "Tut-tut! be careful how you criticise your neighbors," spoke a rasping
  • voice near by. "As a matter of fact you are rather ugly-looking
  • creatures yourselves, and I'm sure mother has often told us we were the
  • loveliest and prettiest things in all the world."
  • Hearing these words our friends turned in the direction of the sound,
  • and the Wizard held his lanterns so that their light would flood one of
  • the little pockets in the rock.
  • "Why, it's a dragon!" he exclaimed.
  • "No," answered the owner of the big yellow eyes which were blinking at
  • them so steadily; "you are wrong about that. We hope to grow to be
  • dragons some day, but just now we're only dragonettes."
  • "What's that?" asked Dorothy, gazing fearfully at the great scaley
  • head, the yawning mouth and the big eyes.
  • "Young dragons, of course; but we are not allowed to call ourselves
  • real dragons until we get our full growth," was the reply. "The big
  • dragons are very proud, and don't think children amount to much; but
  • mother says that some day we will all be very powerful and important."
  • "Where is your mother?" asked the Wizard, anxiously looking around.
  • "She has gone up to the top of the earth to hunt for our dinner. If
  • she has good luck she will bring us an elephant, or a brace of
  • rhinoceri, or perhaps a few dozen people to stay our hunger."
  • "Oh; are you hungry?" enquired Dorothy, drawing back.
  • "Very," said the dragonette, snapping its jaws.
  • "And--and--do you eat people?"
  • "To be sure, when we can get them. But they've been very scarce for a
  • few years and we usually have to be content with elephants or
  • buffaloes," answered the creature, in a regretful tone.
  • "How old are you?" enquired Zeb, who stared at the yellow eyes as if
  • fascinated.
  • "Quite young, I grieve to say; and all of my brothers and sisters that
  • you see here are practically my own age. If I remember rightly, we
  • were sixty-six years old the day before yesterday."
  • "But that isn't young!" cried Dorothy, in amazement.
  • "No?" drawled the dragonette; "it seems to me very babyish."
  • "How old is your mother?" asked the girl.
  • "Mother's about two thousand years old; but she carelessly lost track
  • of her age a few centuries ago and skipped several hundreds. She's a
  • little fussy, you know, and afraid of growing old, being a widow and
  • still in her prime."
  • "I should think she would be," agreed Dorothy. Then, after a moment's
  • thought, she asked: "Are we friends or enemies? I mean, will you be
  • good to us, or do you intend to eat us?"
  • "As for that, we dragonettes would love to eat you, my child; but
  • unfortunately mother has tied all our tails around the rocks at the
  • back of our individual caves, so that we can not crawl out to get you.
  • If you choose to come nearer we will make a mouthful of you in a wink;
  • but unless you do you will remain quite safe."
  • There was a regretful accent in the creature's voice, and at the words
  • all the other dragonettes sighed dismally.
  • Dorothy felt relieved. Presently she asked:
  • "Why did your mother tie your tails?"
  • "Oh, she is sometimes gone for several weeks on her hunting trips, and
  • if we were not tied we would crawl all over the mountain and fight with
  • each other and get into a lot of mischief. Mother usually knows what
  • she is about, but she made a mistake this time; for you are sure to
  • escape us unless you come too near, and you probably won't do that."
  • "No, indeed!" said the little girl. "We don't wish to be eaten by such
  • awful beasts."
  • "Permit me to say," returned the dragonette, "that you are rather
  • impolite to call us names, knowing that we cannot resent your insults.
  • We consider ourselves very beautiful in appearance, for mother has told
  • us so, and she knows. And we are of an excellent family and have a
  • pedigree that I challenge any humans to equal, as it extends back about
  • twenty thousand years, to the time of the famous Green Dragon of
  • Atlantis, who lived in a time when humans had not yet been created.
  • Can you match that pedigree, little girl?"
  • "Well," said Dorothy, "I was born on a farm in Kansas, and I guess
  • that's being just as 'spectable and haughty as living in a cave with
  • your tail tied to a rock. If it isn't I'll have to stand it, that's
  • all."
  • "Tastes differ," murmured the dragonette, slowly drooping its scaley
  • eyelids over its yellow eyes, until they looked like half-moons.
  • Being reassured by the fact that the creatures could not crawl out of
  • their rock-pockets, the children and the Wizard now took time to
  • examine them more closely. The heads of the dragonettes were as big as
  • barrels and covered with hard, greenish scales that glittered brightly
  • under the light of the lanterns. Their front legs, which grew just
  • back of their heads, were also strong and big; but their bodies were
  • smaller around than their heads, and dwindled away in a long line until
  • their tails were slim as a shoe-string. Dorothy thought, if it had
  • taken them sixty-six years to grow to this size, that it would be fully
  • a hundred years more before they could hope to call themselves dragons,
  • and that seemed like a good while to wait to grow up.
  • "It occurs to me," said the Wizard, "that we ought to get out of this
  • place before the mother dragon comes back."
  • "Don't hurry," called one of the dragonettes; "mother will be glad to
  • meet you, I'm sure."
  • "You may be right," replied the Wizard, "but we're a little particular
  • about associating with strangers. Will you kindly tell us which way
  • your mother went to get on top the earth?"
  • "That is not a fair question to ask us," declared another dragonette.
  • "For, if we told you truly, you might escape us altogether; and if we
  • told you an untruth we would be naughty and deserve to be punished."
  • "Then," decided Dorothy, "we must find our way out the best we can."
  • They circled all around the cavern, keeping a good distance away from
  • the blinking yellow eyes of the dragonettes, and presently discovered
  • that there were two paths leading from the wall opposite to the place
  • where they had entered. They selected one of these at a venture and
  • hurried along it as fast as they could go, for they had no idea when
  • the mother dragon would be back and were very anxious not to make her
  • acquaintance.
  • 14. Ozma Uses the Magic Belt
  • For a considerable distance the way led straight upward in a gentle
  • incline, and the wanderers made such good progress that they grew
  • hopeful and eager, thinking they might see sunshine at any minute. But
  • at length they came unexpectedly upon a huge rock that shut off the
  • passage and blocked them from proceeding a single step farther.
  • This rock was separate from the rest of the mountain and was in motion,
  • turning slowly around and around as if upon a pivot. When first they
  • came to it there was a solid wall before them; but presently it
  • revolved until there was exposed a wide, smooth path across it to the
  • other side. This appeared so unexpectedly that they were unprepared to
  • take advantage of it at first, and allowed the rocky wall to swing
  • around again before they had decided to pass over. But they knew now
  • that there was a means of escape and so waited patiently until the path
  • appeared for the second time.
  • The children and the Wizard rushed across the moving rock and sprang
  • into the passage beyond, landing safely though a little out of breath.
  • Jim the cab-horse came last, and the rocky wall almost caught him; for
  • just as he leaped to the floor of the further passage the wall swung
  • across it and a loose stone that the buggy wheels knocked against fell
  • into the narrow crack where the rock turned, and became wedged there.
  • They heard a crunching, grinding sound, a loud snap, and the turn-table
  • came to a stop with its broadest surface shutting off the path from
  • which they had come.
  • "Never mind," said Zeb, "we don't want to get back, anyhow."
  • "I'm not so sure of that," returned Dorothy. "The mother dragon may
  • come down and catch us here."
  • "It is possible," agreed the Wizard, "if this proves to be the path she
  • usually takes. But I have been examining this tunnel, and I do not see
  • any signs of so large a beast having passed through it."
  • "Then we're all right," said the girl, "for if the dragon went the
  • other way she can't poss'bly get to us now."
  • "Of course not, my dear. But there is another thing to consider. The
  • mother dragon probably knows the road to the earth's surface, and if
  • she went the other way then we have come the wrong way," said the
  • Wizard, thoughtfully.
  • "Dear me!" cried Dorothy. "That would be unlucky, wouldn't it?"
  • "Very. Unless this passage also leads to the top of the earth," said
  • Zeb. "For my part, if we manage to get out of here I'll be glad it
  • isn't the way the dragon goes."
  • "So will I," returned Dorothy. "It's enough to have your pedigree
  • flung in your face by those saucy dragonettes. No one knows what the
  • mother might do."
  • They now moved on again, creeping slowly up another steep incline. The
  • lanterns were beginning to grow dim, and the Wizard poured the
  • remaining oil from one into the other, so that the one light would last
  • longer. But their journey was almost over, for in a short time they
  • reached a small cave from which there was no further outlet.
  • They did not realize their ill fortune at first, for their hearts were
  • gladdened by the sight of a ray of sunshine coming through a small
  • crack in the roof of the cave, far overhead. That meant that their
  • world--the real world--was not very far away, and that the succession
  • of perilous adventures they had encountered had at last brought them
  • near the earth's surface, which meant home to them. But when the
  • adventurers looked more carefully around them they discovered that
  • there were in a strong prison from which there was no hope of escape.
  • "But we're ALMOST on earth again," cried Dorothy, "for there is the
  • sun--the most BEAU'FUL sun that shines!" and she pointed eagerly at the
  • crack in the distant roof.
  • "Almost on earth isn't being there," said the kitten, in a discontented
  • tone. "It wouldn't be possible for even me to get up to that crack--or
  • through it if I got there."
  • "It appears that the path ends here," announced the Wizard, gloomily.
  • "And there is no way to go back," added Zeb, with a low whistle of
  • perplexity.
  • "I was sure it would come to this, in the end," remarked the old
  • cab-horse. "Folks don't fall into the middle of the earth and then get
  • back again to tell of their adventures--not in real life. And the
  • whole thing has been unnatural because that cat and I are both able to
  • talk your language, and to understand the words you say."
  • "And so can the nine tiny piglets," added Eureka. "Don't forget them,
  • for I may have to eat them, after all."
  • "I've heard animals talk before," said Dorothy, "and no harm came of
  • it."
  • "Were you ever before shut up in a cave, far under the earth, with no
  • way of getting out?" enquired the horse, seriously.
  • "No," answered Dorothy. "But don't you lose heart, Jim, for I'm sure
  • this isn't the end of our story, by any means."
  • The reference to the piglets reminded the Wizard that his pets had not
  • enjoyed much exercise lately, and must be tired of their prison in his
  • pocket. So he sat down upon the floor of the cave, brought the piglets
  • out one by one, and allowed them to run around as much as they pleased.
  • "My dears," he said to them, "I'm afraid I've got you into a lot of
  • trouble, and that you will never again be able to leave this gloomy
  • cave."
  • "What's wrong?" asked a piglet. "We've been in the dark quite a while,
  • and you may as well explain what has happened."
  • The Wizard told them of the misfortune that had overtaken the wanderers.
  • "Well," said another piglet, "you are a wizard, are you not?"
  • "I am," replied the little man.
  • "Then you can do a few wizzes and get us out of this hole," declared
  • the tiny one, with much confidence.
  • "I could if I happened to be a real wizard," returned the master sadly.
  • "But I'm not, my piggy-wees; I'm a humbug wizard."
  • "Nonsense!" cried several of the piglets, together.
  • "You can ask Dorothy," said the little man, in an injured tone.
  • "It's true enough," returned the girl, earnestly. "Our friend Oz is
  • merely a humbug wizard, for he once proved it to me. He can do several
  • very wonderful things--if he knows how. But he can't wiz a single
  • thing if he hasn't the tools and machinery to work with."
  • "Thank you, my dear, for doing me justice," responded the Wizard,
  • gratefully. "To be accused of being a real wizard, when I'm not, is a
  • slander I will not tamely submit to. But I am one of the greatest
  • humbug wizards that ever lived, and you will realize this when we have
  • all starved together and our bones are scattered over the floor of this
  • lonely cave."
  • "I don't believe we'll realize anything, when it comes to that,"
  • remarked Dorothy, who had been deep in thought. "But I'm not going to
  • scatter my bones just yet, because I need them, and you prob'ly need
  • yours, too."
  • "We are helpless to escape," sighed the Wizard.
  • "WE may be helpless," answered Dorothy, smiling at him, "but there are
  • others who can do more than we can. Cheer up, friends. I'm sure Ozma
  • will help us."
  • "Ozma!" exclaimed the Wizard. "Who is Ozma?"
  • "The girl that rules the marvelous Land of Oz," was the reply. "She's
  • a friend of mine, for I met her in the Land of Ev, not long ago, and
  • went to Oz with her."
  • "For the second time?" asked the Wizard, with great interest.
  • "Yes. The first time I went to Oz I found you there, ruling the
  • Emerald City. After you went up in a balloon, and escaped us, I got
  • back to Kansas by means of a pair of magical silver shoes."
  • "I remember those shoes," said the little man, nodding. "They once
  • belonged to the Wicked Witch. Have you them here with you?"
  • "No; I lost them somewhere in the air," explained the child. "But the
  • second time I went to the Land of Oz I owned the Nome King's Magic
  • Belt, which is much more powerful than were the Silver Shoes."
  • "Where is that Magic Belt?" enquired the Wizard, who had listened with
  • great interest.
  • "Ozma has it; for its powers won't work in a common, ordinary country
  • like the United States. Anyone in a fairy country like the Land of Oz
  • can do anything with it; so I left it with my friend the Princess Ozma,
  • who used it to wish me in Australia with Uncle Henry."
  • "And were you?" asked Zeb, astonished at what he heard.
  • "Of course; in just a jiffy. And Ozma has an enchanted picture hanging
  • in her room that shows her the exact scene where any of her friends may
  • be, at any time she chooses. All she has to do is to say: 'I wonder
  • what So-and-so is doing,' and at once the picture shows where her
  • friend is and what the friend is doing. That's REAL magic, Mr. Wizard;
  • isn't it? Well, every day at four o'clock Ozma has promised to look at
  • me in that picture, and if I am in need of help I am to make her a
  • certain sign and she will put on the Nome King's Magic Belt and wish me
  • to be with her in Oz."
  • "Do you mean that Princess Ozma will see this cave in her enchanted
  • picture, and see all of us here, and what we are doing?" demanded Zeb.
  • "Of course; when it is four o'clock," she replied, with a laugh at his
  • startled expression.
  • "And when you make a sign she will bring you to her in the Land of Oz?"
  • continued the boy.
  • "That's it, exactly; by means of the Magic Belt."
  • "Then," said the Wizard, "you will be saved, little Dorothy; and I am
  • very glad of it. The rest of us will die much more cheerfully when we
  • know you have escaped our sad fate."
  • "I won't die cheerfully!" protested the kitten. "There's nothing
  • cheerful about dying that I could ever see, although they say a cat has
  • nine lives, and so must die nine times."
  • "Have you ever died yet?" enquired the boy.
  • "No, and I'm not anxious to begin," said Eureka.
  • "Don't worry, dear," Dorothy exclaimed, "I'll hold you in my arms, and
  • take you with me."
  • "Take us, too!" cried the nine tiny piglets, all in one breath.
  • "Perhaps I can," answered Dorothy. "I'll try."
  • "Couldn't you manage to hold me in your arms?" asked the cab-horse.
  • Dorothy laughed.
  • "I'll do better than that," she promised, "for I can easily save you
  • all, once I am myself in the Land of Oz."
  • "How?" they asked.
  • "By using the Magic Belt. All I need do is to wish you with me, and
  • there you'll be--safe in the royal palace!"
  • "Good!" cried Zeb.
  • "I built that palace, and the Emerald City, too," remarked the Wizard,
  • in a thoughtful tone, "and I'd like to see them again, for I was very
  • happy among the Munchkins and Winkies and Quadlings and Gillikins."
  • "Who are they?" asked the boy.
  • "The four nations that inhabit the Land of Oz," was the reply. "I
  • wonder if they would treat me nicely if I went there again."
  • "Of course they would!" declared Dorothy. "They are still proud of
  • their former Wizard, and often speak of you kindly."
  • "Do you happen to know whatever became of the Tin Woodman and the
  • Scarecrow?" he enquired.
  • "They live in Oz yet," said the girl, "and are very important people."
  • "And the Cowardly Lion?"
  • "Oh, he lives there too, with his friend the Hungry Tiger; and Billina
  • is there, because she liked the place better than Kansas, and wouldn't
  • go with me to Australia."
  • "I'm afraid I don't know the Hungry Tiger and Billina," said the
  • Wizard, shaking his head. "Is Billina a girl?"
  • "No; she's a yellow hen, and a great friend of mine. You're sure to
  • like Billina, when you know her," asserted Dorothy.
  • "Your friends sound like a menagerie," remarked Zeb, uneasily.
  • "Couldn't you wish me in some safer place than Oz."
  • "Don't worry," replied the girl. "You'll just love the folks in Oz,
  • when you get acquainted. What time is it, Mr. Wizard?"
  • The little man looked at his watch--a big silver one that he carried in
  • his vest pocket.
  • "Half-past three," he said.
  • "Then we must wait for half an hour," she continued; "but it won't take
  • long, after that, to carry us all to the Emerald City."
  • They sat silently thinking for a time. Then Jim suddenly asked:
  • "Are there any horses in Oz?"
  • "Only one," replied Dorothy, "and he's a sawhorse."
  • "A what?"
  • "A sawhorse. Princess Ozma once brought him to life with a
  • witch-powder, when she was a boy."
  • "Was Ozma once a boy?" asked Zeb, wonderingly.
  • "Yes; a wicked witch enchanted her, so she could not rule her kingdom.
  • But she's a girl now, and the sweetest, loveliest girl in all the
  • world."
  • "A sawhorse is a thing they saw boards on," remarked Jim, with a sniff.
  • "It is when it's not alive," acknowledged the girl. "But this sawhorse
  • can trot as fast as you can, Jim; and he's very wise, too."
  • "Pah! I'll race the miserable wooden donkey any day in the week!"
  • cried the cab-horse.
  • Dorothy did not reply to that. She felt that Jim would know more about
  • the Saw-Horse later on.
  • The time dragged wearily enough to the eager watchers, but finally the
  • Wizard announced that four o'clock had arrived, and Dorothy caught up
  • the kitten and began to make the signal that had been agreed upon to
  • the far-away invisible Ozma.
  • "Nothing seems to happen," said Zeb, doubtfully.
  • "Oh, we must give Ozma time to put on the Magic Belt," replied the girl.
  • She had scarcely spoken the words then she suddenly disappeared from
  • the cave, and with her went the kitten. There had been no sound of any
  • kind and no warning. One moment Dorothy sat beside them with the
  • kitten in her lap, and a moment later the horse, the piglets, the
  • Wizard and the boy were all that remained in the underground prison.
  • "I believe we will soon follow her," announced the Wizard, in a tone of
  • great relief; "for I know something about the magic of the fairyland
  • that is called the Land of Oz. Let us be ready, for we may be sent for
  • any minute."
  • He put the piglets safely away in his pocket again and then he and Zeb
  • got into the buggy and sat expectantly upon the seat.
  • "Will it hurt?" asked the boy, in a voice that trembled a little.
  • "Not at all," replied the Wizard. "It will all happen as quick as a
  • wink."
  • And that was the way it did happen.
  • The cab-horse gave a nervous start and Zeb began to rub his eyes to
  • make sure he was not asleep. For they were in the streets of a
  • beautiful emerald-green city, bathed in a grateful green light that was
  • especially pleasing to their eyes, and surrounded by merry faced people
  • in gorgeous green-and-gold costumes of many extraordinary designs.
  • Before them were the jewel-studded gates of a magnificent palace, and
  • now the gates opened slowly as if inviting them to enter the courtyard,
  • where splendid flowers were blooming and pretty fountains shot their
  • silvery sprays into the air.
  • Zeb shook the reins to rouse the cab-horse from his stupor of
  • amazement, for the people were beginning to gather around and stare at
  • the strangers.
  • "Gid-dap!" cried the boy, and at the word Jim slowly trotted into the
  • courtyard and drew the buggy along the jewelled driveway to the great
  • entrance of the royal palace.
  • 15. Old Friends are Reunited
  • Many servants dressed in handsome uniforms stood ready to welcome the
  • new arrivals, and when the Wizard got out of the buggy a pretty girl in
  • a green gown cried out in surprise:
  • "Why, it's Oz, the Wonderful Wizard, come back again!"
  • The little man looked at her closely and then took both the maiden's
  • hands in his and shook them cordially.
  • "On my word," he exclaimed, "it's little Jellia Jamb--as pert and
  • pretty as ever!"
  • "Why not, Mr. Wizard?" asked Jellia, bowing low. "But I'm afraid you
  • cannot rule the Emerald City, as you used to, because we now have a
  • beautiful Princess whom everyone loves dearly."
  • "And the people will not willingly part with her," added a tall soldier
  • in a Captain-General's uniform.
  • The Wizard turned to look at him.
  • "Did you not wear green whiskers at one time?" he asked.
  • "Yes," said the soldier; "but I shaved them off long ago, and since
  • then I have risen from a private to be the Chief General of the Royal
  • Armies."
  • "That's nice," said the little man. "But I assure you, my good people,
  • that I do not wish to rule the Emerald City," he added, earnestly.
  • "In that case you are very welcome!" cried all the servants, and it
  • pleased the Wizard to note the respect with which the royal retainers
  • bowed before him. His fame had not been forgotten in the Land of Oz,
  • by any means.
  • "Where is Dorothy?" enquired Zeb, anxiously, as he left the buggy and
  • stood beside his friend the little Wizard.
  • "She is with the Princess Ozma, in the private rooms of the palace,"
  • replied Jellia Jamb. "But she has ordered me to make you welcome and
  • to show you to your apartments."
  • The boy looked around him with wondering eyes. Such magnificence and
  • wealth as was displayed in this palace was more than he had ever
  • dreamed of, and he could scarcely believe that all the gorgeous glitter
  • was real and not tinsel.
  • "What's to become of me?" asked the horse, uneasily. He had seen
  • considerable of life in the cities in his younger days, and knew that
  • this regal palace was no place for him.
  • It perplexed even Jellia Jamb, for a time, to know what to do with the
  • animal. The green maiden was much astonished at the sight of so
  • unusual a creature, for horses were unknown in this Land; but those who
  • lived in the Emerald City were apt to be astonished by queer sights, so
  • after inspecting the cab-horse and noting the mild look in his big eyes
  • the girl decided not to be afraid of him.
  • "There are no stables here," said the Wizard, "unless some have been
  • built since I went away."
  • "We have never needed them before," answered Jellia; "for the Sawhorse
  • lives in a room of the palace, being much smaller and more natural in
  • appearance than this great beast you have brought with you."
  • "Do you mean that I'm a freak?" asked Jim, angrily.
  • "Oh, no," she hastened to say, "there may be many more like you in the
  • place you came from, but in Oz any horse but a Sawhorse is unusual."
  • This mollified Jim a little, and after some thought the green maiden
  • decided to give the cab-horse a room in the palace, such a big building
  • having many rooms that were seldom in use.
  • So Zeb unharnessed Jim, and several of the servants then led the horse
  • around to the rear, where they selected a nice large apartment that he
  • could have all to himself.
  • Then Jellia said to the Wizard:
  • "Your own room--which was back of the great Throne Room--has been
  • vacant ever since you left us. Would you like it again?"
  • "Yes, indeed!" returned the little man. "It will seem like being at
  • home again, for I lived in that room for many, many years."
  • He knew the way to it, and a servant followed him, carrying his
  • satchel. Zeb was also escorted to a room--so grand and beautiful that
  • he almost feared to sit in the chairs or lie upon the bed, lest he
  • might dim their splendor. In the closets he discovered many fancy
  • costumes of rich velvets and brocades, and one of the attendants told
  • him to dress himself in any of the clothes that pleased him and to be
  • prepared to dine with the Princess and Dorothy in an hour's time.
  • Opening from the chamber was a fine bathroom having a marble tub with
  • perfumed water; so the boy, still dazed by the novelty of his
  • surroundings, indulged in a good bath and then selected a maroon velvet
  • costume with silver buttons to replace his own soiled and much worn
  • clothing. There were silk stockings and soft leather slippers with
  • diamond buckles to accompany his new costume, and when he was fully
  • dressed Zeb looked much more dignified and imposing than ever before in
  • his life.
  • He was all ready when an attendant came to escort him to the presence
  • of the Princess; he followed bashfully and was ushered into a room more
  • dainty and attractive than it was splendid. Here he found Dorothy
  • seated beside a young girl so marvelously beautiful that the boy
  • stopped suddenly with a gasp of admiration.
  • But Dorothy sprang up and ran to seize her friend's hand drawing him
  • impulsively toward the lovely Princess, who smiled most graciously upon
  • her guest. Then the Wizard entered, and his presence relieved the
  • boy's embarrassment. The little man was clothed in black velvet, with
  • many sparkling emerald ornaments decorating his breast; but his bald
  • head and wrinkled features made him appear more amusing than impressive.
  • Ozma had been quite curious to meet the famous man who had built the
  • Emerald City and united the Munchkins, Gillikins, Quadlings and Winkies
  • into one people; so when they were all four seated at the dinner table
  • the Princess said:
  • "Please tell me, Mr. Wizard, whether you called yourself Oz after this
  • great country, or whether you believe my country is called Oz after
  • you. It is a matter that I have long wished to enquire about, because
  • you are of a strange race and my own name is Ozma. No, one, I am sure,
  • is better able to explain this mystery than you."
  • "That is true," answered the little Wizard; "therefore it will give me
  • pleasure to explain my connection with your country. In the first
  • place, I must tell you that I was born in Omaha, and my father, who was
  • a politician, named me Oscar Zoroaster Phadrig Isaac Norman Henkle
  • Emmannuel Ambroise Diggs, Diggs being the last name because he could
  • think of no more to go before it. Taken altogether, it was a
  • dreadfully long name to weigh down a poor innocent child, and one of
  • the hardest lessons I ever learned was to remember my own name. When I
  • grew up I just called myself O. Z., because the other initials were
  • P-I-N-H-E-A-D; and that spelled 'pinhead,' which was a reflection on my
  • intelligence."
  • "Surely no one could blame you for cutting your name short," said Ozma,
  • sympathetically. "But didn't you cut it almost too short?"
  • "Perhaps so," replied the Wizard. "When a young man I ran away from
  • home and joined a circus. I used to call myself a Wizard, and do
  • tricks of ventriloquism."
  • "What does that mean?" asked the Princess.
  • "Throwing my voice into any object I pleased, to make it appear that
  • the object was speaking instead of me. Also I began to make balloon
  • ascensions. On my balloon and on all the other articles I used in the
  • circus I painted the two initials: 'O. Z.', to show that those things
  • belonged to me.
  • "One day my balloon ran away with me and brought me across the deserts
  • to this beautiful country. When the people saw me come from the sky
  • they naturally thought me some superior creature, and bowed down before
  • me. I told them I was a Wizard, and showed them some easy tricks that
  • amazed them; and when they saw the initials painted on the balloon they
  • called me Oz."
  • "Now I begin to understand," said the Princess, smiling.
  • "At that time," continued the Wizard, busily eating his soup while
  • talking, "there were four separate countries in this Land, each one of
  • the four being ruled by a Witch. But the people thought my power was
  • greater than that of the Witches; and perhaps the Witches thought so
  • too, for they never dared oppose me. I ordered the Emerald City to be
  • built just where the four countries cornered together, and when it was
  • completed I announced myself the Ruler of the Land of Oz, which
  • included all the four countries of the Munchkins, the Gillikins, the
  • Winkies and the Quadlings. Over this Land I ruled in peace for many
  • years, until I grew old and longed to see my native city once again.
  • So when Dorothy was first blown to this place by a cyclone I arranged
  • to go away with her in a balloon; but the balloon escaped too soon and
  • carried me back alone. After many adventures I reached Omaha, only to
  • find that all my old friends were dead or had moved away. So, having
  • nothing else to do, I joined a circus again, and made my balloon
  • ascensions until the earthquake caught me."
  • "That is quite a history," said Ozma; "but there is a little more
  • history about the Land of Oz that you do not seem to
  • understand--perhaps for the reason that no one ever told it you. Many
  • years before you came here this Land was united under one Ruler, as it
  • is now, and the Ruler's name was always 'Oz,' which means in our
  • language 'Great and Good'; or, if the Ruler happened to be a woman, her
  • name was always 'Ozma.' But once upon a time four Witches leagued
  • together to depose the king and rule the four parts of the kingdom
  • themselves; so when the Ruler, my grandfather, was hunting one day, one
  • Wicked Witch named Mombi stole him and carried him away, keeping him a
  • close prisoner. Then the Witches divided up the kingdom, and ruled the
  • four parts of it until you came here. That was why the people were so
  • glad to see you, and why they thought from your initials that you were
  • their rightful ruler."
  • "But, at that time," said the Wizard, thoughtfully, "there were two
  • Good Witches and two Wicked Witches ruling in the land."
  • "Yes," replied Ozma, "because a good Witch had conquered Mombi in the
  • North and Glinda the Good had conquered the evil Witch in the South.
  • But Mombi was still my grandfather's jailor, and afterward my father's
  • jailor. When I was born she transformed me into a boy, hoping that no
  • one would ever recognize me and know that I was the rightful Princess
  • of the Land of Oz. But I escaped from her and am now the Ruler of my
  • people."
  • "I am very glad of that," said the Wizard, "and hope you will consider
  • me one of your most faithful and devoted subjects."
  • "We owe a great deal to the Wonderful Wizard," continued the Princess,
  • "for it was you who built this splendid Emerald City."
  • "Your people built it," he answered. "I only bossed the job, as we say
  • in Omaha."
  • "But you ruled it wisely and well for many years," said she, "and made
  • the people proud of your magical art. So, as you are now too old to
  • wander abroad and work in a circus, I offer you a home here as long as
  • you live. You shall be the Official Wizard of my kingdom, and be
  • treated with every respect and consideration."
  • "I accept your kind offer with gratitude, gracious Princess," the
  • little man said, in a soft voice, and they could all see that
  • tear-drops were standing in his keen old eyes. It meant a good deal to
  • him to secure a home like this.
  • "He's only a humbug Wizard, though," said Dorothy, smiling at him.
  • "And that is the safest kind of a Wizard to have," replied Ozma,
  • promptly.
  • "Oz can do some good tricks, humbug or no humbug," announced Zeb, who
  • was now feeling more at ease.
  • "He shall amuse us with his tricks tomorrow," said the Princess. "I
  • have sent messengers to summon all of Dorothy's old friends to meet her
  • and give her welcome, and they ought to arrive very soon, now."
  • Indeed, the dinner was no sooner finished than in rushed the Scarecrow,
  • to hug Dorothy in his padded arms and tell her how glad he was to see
  • her again. The Wizard was also most heartily welcomed by the straw
  • man, who was an important personage in the Land of Oz.
  • "How are your brains?" enquired the little humbug, as he grasped the
  • soft, stuffed hands of his old friend.
  • "Working finely," answered the Scarecrow. "I'm very certain, Oz, that
  • you gave me the best brains in the world, for I can think with them day
  • and night, when all other brains are fast asleep."
  • "How long did you rule the Emerald City, after I left here?" was the
  • next question.
  • "Quite awhile, until I was conquered by a girl named General Jinjur.
  • But Ozma soon conquered her, with the help of Glinda the Good, and
  • after that I went to live with Nick Chopper, the Tin Woodman."
  • Just then a loud cackling was heard outside; and, when a servant threw
  • open the door with a low bow, a yellow hen strutted in. Dorothy sprang
  • forward and caught the fluffy fowl in her arms, uttering at the same
  • time a glad cry.
  • "Oh, Billina!" she said; "how fat and sleek you've grown."
  • "Why shouldn't I?" asked the hen, in a sharp, clear voice. "I live on
  • the fat of the land--don't I, Ozma?"
  • "You have everything you wish for," said the Princess.
  • Around Billina's neck was a string of beautiful pearls, and on her legs
  • were bracelets of emeralds. She nestled herself comfortably in
  • Dorothy's lap until the kitten gave a snarl of jealous anger and leaped
  • up with a sharp claw fiercely bared to strike Billina a blow. But the
  • little girl gave the angry kitten such a severe cuff that it jumped
  • down again without daring to scratch.
  • "How horrid of you, Eureka!" cried Dorothy. "Is that the way to treat
  • my friends?"
  • "You have queer friends, seems to me," replied the kitten, in a surly
  • tone.
  • "Seems to me the same way," said Billina, scornfully, "if that beastly
  • cat is one of them."
  • "Look here!" said Dorothy, sternly. "I won't have any quarrelling in
  • the Land of Oz, I can tell you! Everybody lives in peace here, and
  • loves everybody else; and unless you two, Billina and Eureka, make up
  • and be friends, I'll take my Magic Belt and wish you both home again,
  • IMMEJITLY. So, there!"
  • They were both much frightened at the threat, and promised meekly to be
  • good. But it was never noticed that they became very warm friends, for
  • all of that.
  • And now the Tin Woodman arrived, his body most beautifully
  • nickle-plated, so that it shone splendidly in the brilliant light of
  • the room. The Tin Woodman loved Dorothy most tenderly, and welcomed
  • with joy the return of the little old Wizard.
  • "Sir," said he to the latter, "I never can thank you enough for the
  • excellent heart you once gave me. It has made me many friends, I
  • assure you, and it beats as kindly and lovingly today as it every did."
  • "I'm glad to hear that," said the Wizard. "I was afraid it would get
  • moldy in that tin body of yours."
  • "Not at all," returned Nick Chopper. "It keeps finely, being preserved
  • in my air-tight chest."
  • Zeb was a little shy when first introduced to these queer people; but
  • they were so friendly and sincere that he soon grew to admire them very
  • much, even finding some good qualities in the yellow hen. But he
  • became nervous again when the next visitor was announced.
  • "This," said Princess Ozma, "is my friend Mr. H. M. Woggle-Bug, T. E.,
  • who assisted me one time when I was in great distress, and is now the
  • Dean of the Royal College of Athletic Science."
  • "Ah," said the Wizard; "I'm pleased to meet so distinguished a
  • personage."
  • "H. M.," said the Woggle-Bug, pompously, "means Highly Magnified; and
  • T. E. means Thoroughly Educated. I am, in reality, a very big bug, and
  • doubtless the most intelligent being in all this broad domain."
  • "How well you disguise it," said the Wizard. "But I don't doubt your
  • word in the least."
  • "Nobody doubts it, sir," replied the Woggle-Bug, and drawing a book
  • from its pocket the strange insect turned its back on the company and
  • sat down in a corner to read.
  • Nobody minded this rudeness, which might have seemed more impolite in
  • one less thoroughly educated; so they straightway forgot him and joined
  • in a merry conversation that kept them well amused until bed-time
  • arrived.
  • 16. Jim, The Cab-Horse
  • Jim the Cab-horse found himself in possession of a large room with a
  • green marble floor and carved marble wainscoting, which was so stately
  • in its appearance that it would have awed anyone else. Jim accepted it
  • as a mere detail, and at his command the attendants gave his coat a
  • good rubbing, combed his mane and tail, and washed his hoofs and
  • fetlocks. Then they told him dinner would be served directly and he
  • replied that they could not serve it too quickly to suit his
  • convenience. First they brought him a steaming bowl of soup, which the
  • horse eyed in dismay.
  • "Take that stuff away!" he commanded. "Do you take me for a
  • salamander?"
  • They obeyed at once, and next served a fine large turbot on a silver
  • platter, with drawn gravy poured over it.
  • "Fish!" cried Jim, with a sniff. "Do you take me for a tom-cat? Away
  • with it!"
  • The servants were a little discouraged, but soon they brought in a
  • great tray containing two dozen nicely roasted quail on toast.
  • "Well, well!" said the horse, now thoroughly provoked. "Do you take me
  • for a weasel? How stupid and ignorant you are, in the Land of Oz, and
  • what dreadful things you feed upon! Is there nothing that is decent to
  • eat in this palace?"
  • The trembling servants sent for the Royal Steward, who came in haste
  • and said:
  • "What would your Highness like for dinner?"
  • "Highness!" repeated Jim, who was unused to such titles.
  • "You are at least six feet high, and that is higher than any other
  • animal in this country," said the Steward.
  • "Well, my Highness would like some oats," declared the horse.
  • "Oats? We have no whole oats," the Steward replied, with much
  • deference. "But there is any quantity of oatmeal, which we often cook
  • for breakfast. Oatmeal is a breakfast dish," added the Steward, humbly.
  • "I'll make it a dinner dish," said Jim. "Fetch it on, but don't cook
  • it, as you value your life."
  • You see, the respect shown the worn-out old cab-horse made him a little
  • arrogant, and he forgot he was a guest, never having been treated
  • otherwise than as a servant since the day he was born, until his
  • arrival in the Land of Oz. But the royal attendants did not heed the
  • animal's ill temper. They soon mixed a tub of oatmeal with a little
  • water, and Jim ate it with much relish.
  • Then the servants heaped a lot of rugs upon the floor and the old horse
  • slept on the softest bed he had ever known in his life.
  • In the morning, as soon as it was daylight, he resolved to take a walk
  • and try to find some grass for breakfast; so he ambled calmly through
  • the handsome arch of the doorway, turned the corner of the palace,
  • wherein all seemed asleep, and came face to face with the Sawhorse.
  • Jim stopped abruptly, being startled and amazed. The Sawhorse stopped
  • at the same time and stared at the other with its queer protruding
  • eyes, which were mere knots in the log that formed its body. The legs
  • of the Sawhorse were four sticks driving into holes bored in the log;
  • its tail was a small branch that had been left by accident and its
  • mouth a place chopped in one end of the body which projected a little
  • and served as a head. The ends of the wooden legs were shod with
  • plates of solid gold, and the saddle of the Princess Ozma, which was of
  • red leather set with sparkling diamonds, was strapped to the clumsy
  • body.
  • Jim's eyes stuck out as much as those of the Sawhorse, and he stared at
  • the creature with his ears erect and his long head drawn back until it
  • rested against his arched neck.
  • In this comical position the two horses circled slowly around each
  • other for a while, each being unable to realize what the singular thing
  • might be which it now beheld for the first time. Then Jim exclaimed:
  • "For goodness sake, what sort of a being are you?"
  • "I'm a Sawhorse," replied the other.
  • "Oh; I believe I've heard of you," said the cab-horse; "but you are
  • unlike anything that I expected to see."
  • "I do not doubt it," the Sawhorse observed, with a tone of pride. "I
  • am considered quite unusual."
  • "You are, indeed. But a rickety wooden thing like you has no right to
  • be alive."
  • "I couldn't help it," returned the other, rather crestfallen. "Ozma
  • sprinkled me with a magic powder, and I just had to live. I know I'm
  • not much account; but I'm the only horse in all the Land of Oz, so they
  • treat me with great respect."
  • "You, a horse!"
  • "Oh, not a real one, of course. There are no real horses here at all.
  • But I'm a splendid imitation of one."
  • Jim gave an indignant neigh.
  • "Look at me!" he cried. "Behold a real horse!"
  • The wooden animal gave a start, and then examined the other intently.
  • "Is it possible that you are a Real Horse?" he murmured.
  • "Not only possible, but true," replied Jim, who was gratified by the
  • impression he had created. "It is proved by my fine points. For
  • example, look at the long hairs on my tail, with which I can whisk away
  • the flies."
  • "The flies never trouble me," said the Saw-Horse.
  • "And notice my great strong teeth, with which I nibble the grass."
  • "It is not necessary for me to eat," observed the Sawhorse.
  • "Also examine my broad chest, which enables me to draw deep, full
  • breaths," said Jim, proudly.
  • "I have no need to breathe," returned the other.
  • "No; you miss many pleasures," remarked the cab-horse, pityingly. "You
  • do not know the relief of brushing away a fly that has bitten you, nor
  • the delight of eating delicious food, nor the satisfaction of drawing a
  • long breath of fresh, pure air. You may be an imitation of a horse,
  • but you're a mighty poor one."
  • "Oh, I cannot hope ever to be like you," sighed the Sawhorse. "But I
  • am glad to meet a last a Real Horse. You are certainly the most
  • beautiful creature I ever beheld."
  • This praise won Jim completely. To be called beautiful was a novelty
  • in his experience. Said he:
  • "Your chief fault, my friend, is in being made of wood, and that I
  • suppose you cannot help. Real horses, like myself, are made of flesh
  • and blood and bones."
  • "I can see the bones all right," replied the Sawhorse, "and they are
  • admirable and distinct. Also I can see the flesh. But the blood, I
  • suppose is tucked away inside."
  • "Exactly," said Jim.
  • "What good is it?" asked the Sawhorse.
  • Jim did not know, but he would not tell the Sawhorse that.
  • "If anything cuts me," he replied, "the blood runs out to show where I
  • am cut. You, poor thing! cannot even bleed when you are hurt."
  • "But I am never hurt," said the Sawhorse. "Once in a while I get
  • broken up some, but I am easily repaired and put in good order again.
  • And I never feel a break or a splinter in the least."
  • Jim was almost tempted to envy the wooden horse for being unable to
  • feel pain; but the creature was so absurdly unnatural that he decided
  • he would not change places with it under any circumstances.
  • "How did you happen to be shod with gold?" he asked.
  • "Princess Ozma did that," was the reply; "and it saves my legs from
  • wearing out. We've had a good many adventures together, Ozma and I,
  • and she likes me."
  • The cab-horse was about to reply when suddenly he gave a start and a
  • neigh of terror and stood trembling like a leaf. For around the corner
  • had come two enormous savage beasts, treading so lightly that they were
  • upon him before he was aware of their presence. Jim was in the act of
  • plunging down the path to escape when the Sawhorse cried out:
  • "Stop, my brother! Stop, Real Horse! These are friends, and will do
  • you no harm."
  • Jim hesitated, eyeing the beasts fearfully. One was an enormous Lion
  • with clear, intelligent eyes, a tawney mane bushy and well kept, and a
  • body like yellow plush. The other was a great Tiger with purple
  • stripes around his lithe body, powerful limbs, and eyes that showed
  • through the half closed lids like coals of fire. The huge forms of
  • these monarchs of the forest and jungle were enough to strike terror to
  • the stoutest heart, and it is no wonder Jim was afraid to face them.
  • But the Sawhorse introduced the stranger in a calm tone, saying:
  • "This, noble Horse, is my friend the Cowardly Lion, who is the valiant
  • King of the Forest, but at the same time a faithful vassal of Princess
  • Ozma. And this is the Hungry Tiger, the terror of the jungle, who
  • longs to devour fat babies but is prevented by his conscience from
  • doing so. These royal beasts are both warm friends of little Dorothy
  • and have come to the Emerald City this morning to welcome her to our
  • fairyland."
  • Hearing these words Jim resolved to conquer his alarm. He bowed his
  • head with as much dignity as he could muster toward the savage looking
  • beasts, who in return nodded in a friendly way.
  • "Is not the Real Horse a beautiful animal?" asked the Sawhorse
  • admiringly.
  • "That is doubtless a matter of taste," returned the Lion. "In the
  • forest he would be thought ungainly, because his face is stretched out
  • and his neck is uselessly long. His joints, I notice, are swollen and
  • overgrown, and he lacks flesh and is old in years."
  • "And dreadfully tough," added the Hungry Tiger, in a sad voice. "My
  • conscience would never permit me to eat so tough a morsel as the Real
  • Horse."
  • "I'm glad of that," said Jim; "for I, also, have a conscience, and it
  • tells me not to crush in your skull with a blow of my powerful hoof."
  • If he thought to frighten the striped beast by such language he was
  • mistaken. The Tiger seemed to smile, and winked one eye slowly.
  • "You have a good conscience, friend Horse," it said, "and if you attend
  • to its teachings it will do much to protect you from harm. Some day I
  • will let you try to crush in my skull, and afterward you will know more
  • about tigers than you do now."
  • "Any friend of Dorothy," remarked the Cowardly Lion, "must be our
  • friend, as well. So let us cease this talk of skull crushing and
  • converse upon more pleasant subjects. Have you breakfasted, Sir Horse?"
  • "Not yet," replied Jim. "But here is plenty of excellent clover, so if
  • you will excuse me I will eat now."
  • "He's a vegetarian," remarked the Tiger, as the horse began to munch
  • the clover. "If I could eat grass I would not need a conscience, for
  • nothing could then tempt me to devour babies and lambs."
  • Just then Dorothy, who had risen early and heard the voices of the
  • animals, ran out to greet her old friends. She hugged both the Lion
  • and the Tiger with eager delight, but seemed to love the King of Beasts
  • a little better than she did his hungry friend, having known him longer.
  • By this time they had indulged in a good talk and Dorothy had told them
  • all about the awful earthquake and her recent adventures, the breakfast
  • bell rang from the palace and the little girl went inside to join her
  • human comrades. As she entered the great hall a voice called out, in a
  • rather harsh tone:
  • "What! are YOU here again?"
  • "Yes, I am," she answered, looking all around to see where the voice
  • came from.
  • "What brought you back?" was the next question, and Dorothy's eye
  • rested on an antlered head hanging on the wall just over the fireplace,
  • and caught its lips in the act of moving.
  • "Good gracious!" she exclaimed. "I thought you were stuffed."
  • "So I am," replied the head. "But once on a time I was part of the
  • Gump, which Ozma sprinkled with the Powder of Life. I was then for a
  • time the Head of the finest Flying Machine that was ever known to
  • exist, and we did many wonderful things. Afterward the Gump was taken
  • apart and I was put back on this wall; but I can still talk when I feel
  • in the mood, which is not often."
  • "It's very strange," said the girl. "What were you when you were first
  • alive?"
  • "That I have forgotten," replied the Gump's Head, "and I do not think
  • it is of much importance. But here comes Ozma; so I'd better hush up,
  • for the Princess doesn't like me to chatter since she changed her name
  • from Tip to Ozma."
  • Just then the girlish Ruler of Oz opened the door and greeted Dorothy
  • with a good-morning kiss. The little Princess seemed fresh and rosy
  • and in good spirits.
  • "Breakfast is served, dear," she said, "and I am hungry. So don't let
  • us keep it waiting a single minute."
  • 17. The Nine Tiny Piglets
  • After breakfast Ozma announced that she had ordered a holiday to be
  • observed throughout the Emerald City, in honor of her visitors. The
  • people had learned that their old Wizard had returned to them and all
  • were anxious to see him again, for he had always been a rare favorite.
  • So first there was to be a grand procession through the streets, after
  • which the little old man was requested to perform some of his
  • wizardries in the great Throne Room of the palace. In the afternoon
  • there were to be games and races.
  • The procession was very imposing. First came the Imperial Cornet Band
  • of Oz, dressed in emerald velvet uniforms with slashes of pea-green
  • satin and buttons of immense cut emeralds. They played the National
  • air called "The Oz Spangled Banner," and behind them were the standard
  • bearers with the Royal flag. This flag was divided into four quarters,
  • one being colored sky-blue, another pink, a third lavender and a fourth
  • white. In the center was a large emerald-green star, and all over the
  • four quarters were sewn spangles that glittered beautifully in the
  • sunshine. The colors represented the four countries of Oz, and the
  • green star the Emerald City.
  • Just behind the royal standard-bearers came the Princess Ozma in her
  • royal chariot, which was of gold encrusted with emeralds and diamonds
  • set in exquisite designs. The chariot was drawn on this occasion by
  • the Cowardly Lion and the Hungry Tiger, who were decorated with immense
  • pink and blue bows. In the chariot rode Ozma and Dorothy, the former
  • in splendid raiment and wearing her royal coronet, while the little
  • Kansas girl wore around her waist the Magic Belt she had once captured
  • from the Nome King.
  • Following the chariot came the Scarecrow mounted on the Sawhorse, and
  • the people cheered him almost as loudly as they did their lovely Ruler.
  • Behind him stalked with regular, jerky steps, the famous machine-man
  • called Tik-tok, who had been wound up by Dorothy for the occasion.
  • Tik-tok moved by clockwork, and was made all of burnished copper. He
  • really belonged to the Kansas girl, who had much respect for his
  • thoughts after they had been properly wound and set going; but as the
  • copper man would be useless in any place but a fairy country Dorothy
  • had left him in charge of Ozma, who saw that he was suitably cared for.
  • There followed another band after this, which was called the Royal
  • Court Band, because the members all lived in the palace. They wore
  • white uniforms with real diamond buttons and played "What is Oz without
  • Ozma" very sweetly.
  • Then came Professor Woggle-Bug, with a group of students from the Royal
  • College of Scientific Athletics. The boys wore long hair and striped
  • sweaters and yelled their college yell every other step they took, to
  • the great satisfaction of the populace, which was glad to have this
  • evidence that their lungs were in good condition.
  • The brilliantly polished Tin Woodman marched next, at the head of the
  • Royal Army of Oz which consisted of twenty-eight officers, from
  • Generals down to Captains. There were no privates in the army because
  • all were so courageous and skillful that they had been promoted one by
  • one until there were no privates left. Jim and the buggy followed, the
  • old cab-horse being driven by Zeb while the Wizard stood up on the seat
  • and bowed his bald head right and left in answer to the cheers of the
  • people, who crowded thick about him.
  • Taken altogether the procession was a grand success, and when it had
  • returned to the palace the citizens crowded into the great Throne Room
  • to see the Wizard perform his tricks.
  • The first thing the little humbug did was to produce a tiny white
  • piglet from underneath his hat and pretend to pull it apart, making
  • two. This act he repeated until all of the nine tiny piglets were
  • visible, and they were so glad to get out of his pocket that they ran
  • around in a very lively manner. The pretty little creatures would have
  • been a novelty anywhere, so the people were as amazed and delighted at
  • their appearance as even the Wizard could have desired. When he had
  • made them all disappear again Ozma declared she was sorry they were
  • gone, for she wanted one of them to pet and play with. So the Wizard
  • pretended to take one of the piglets out of the hair of the Princess
  • (while really he slyly took it from his inside pocket) and Ozma smiled
  • joyously as the creature nestled in her arms, and she promised to have
  • an emerald collar made for its fat neck and to keep the little squealer
  • always at hand to amuse her.
  • Afterward it was noticed that the Wizard always performed his famous
  • trick with eight piglets, but it seemed to please the people just as
  • well as if there had been nine of them.
  • In his little room back of the Throne Room the Wizard had found a lot
  • of things he had left behind him when he went away in the balloon, for
  • no one had occupied the apartment in his absence. There was enough
  • material there to enable him to prepare several new tricks which he had
  • learned from some of the jugglers in the circus, and he had passed part
  • of the night in getting them ready. So he followed the trick of the
  • nine tiny piglets with several other wonderful feats that greatly
  • delighted his audience and the people did not seem to care a bit
  • whether the little man was a humbug Wizard or not, so long as he
  • succeeded in amusing them. They applauded all his tricks and at the
  • end of the performance begged him earnestly not to go away again and
  • leave them.
  • "In that case," said the little man, gravely, "I will cancel all of my
  • engagements before the crowned heads of Europe and America and devote
  • myself to the people of Oz, for I love you all so well that I can deny
  • you nothing."
  • After the people had been dismissed with this promise our friends
  • joined Princess Ozma at an elaborate luncheon in the palace, where even
  • the Tiger and the Lion were sumptuously fed and Jim the Cab-horse ate
  • his oatmeal out of a golden bowl with seven rows of rubies, sapphires
  • and diamonds set around the rim of it.
  • In the afternoon they all went to a great field outside the city gates
  • where the games were to be held. There was a beautiful canopy for Ozma
  • and her guests to sit under and watch the people run races and jump and
  • wrestle. You may be sure the folks of Oz did their best with such a
  • distinguished company watching them, and finally Zeb offered to wrestle
  • with a little Munchkin who seemed to be the champion. In appearance he
  • was twice as old as Zeb, for he had long pointed whiskers and wore a
  • peaked hat with little bells all around the brim of it, which tinkled
  • gaily as he moved. But although the Munchkin was hardly tall enough to
  • come to Zeb's shoulder he was so strong and clever that he laid the boy
  • three times on his back with apparent ease.
  • Zeb was greatly astonished at his defeat, and when the pretty Princess
  • joined her people in laughing at him he proposed a boxing-match with
  • the Munchkin, to which the little Ozite readily agreed. But the first
  • time that Zeb managed to give him a sharp box on the ears the Munchkin
  • sat down upon the ground and cried until the tears ran down his
  • whiskers, because he had been hurt. This made Zeb laugh, in turn, and
  • the boy felt comforted to find that Ozma laughed as merrily at her
  • weeping subject as she had at him.
  • Just then the Scarecrow proposed a race between the Sawhorse and the
  • Cab-horse; and although all the others were delighted at the suggestion
  • the Sawhorse drew back, saying:
  • "Such a race would not be fair."
  • "Of course not," added Jim, with a touch of scorn; "those little wooden
  • legs of yours are not half as long as my own."
  • "It isn't that," said the Sawhorse, modestly; "but I never tire, and
  • you do."
  • "Bah!" cried Jim, looking with great disdain at the other; "do you
  • imagine for an instant that such a shabby imitation of a horse as you
  • are can run as fast as I?"
  • "I don't know, I'm sure," replied the Sawhorse.
  • "That is what we are trying to find out," remarked the Scarecrow. "The
  • object of a race is to see who can win it--or at least that is what my
  • excellent brains think."
  • "Once, when I was young," said Jim, "I was a race horse, and defeated
  • all who dared run against me. I was born in Kentucky, you know, where
  • all the best and most aristocratic horses come from."
  • "But you're old, now, Jim," suggested Zeb.
  • "Old! Why, I feel like a colt today," replied Jim. "I only wish there
  • was a real horse here for me to race with. I'd show the people a fine
  • sight, I can tell you."
  • "Then why not race with the Sawhorse?" enquired the Scarecrow.
  • "He's afraid," said Jim.
  • "Oh, no," answered the Sawhorse. "I merely said it wasn't fair. But
  • if my friend the Real Horse is willing to undertake the race I am quite
  • ready."
  • So they unharnessed Jim and took the saddle off the Sawhorse, and the
  • two queerly matched animals were stood side by side for the start.
  • "When I say 'Go!'" Zeb called to them, "you must dig out and race until
  • you reach those three trees you see over yonder. Then circle 'round
  • them and come back again. The first one that passes the place where
  • the Princess sits shall be named the winner. Are you ready?"
  • "I suppose I ought to give the wooden dummy a good start of me,"
  • growled Jim.
  • "Never mind that," said the Sawhorse. "I'll do the best I can."
  • "Go!" cried Zeb; and at the word the two horses leaped forward and the
  • race was begun.
  • Jim's big hoofs pounded away at a great rate, and although he did not
  • look very graceful he ran in a way to do credit to his Kentucky
  • breeding. But the Sawhorse was swifter than the wind. Its wooden legs
  • moved so fast that their twinkling could scarcely be seen, and although
  • so much smaller than the cab-horse it covered the ground much faster.
  • Before they had reached the trees the Sawhorse was far ahead, and the
  • wooden animal returned to the starting place as was being lustily
  • cheered by the Ozites before Jim came panting up to the canopy where
  • the Princess and her friends were seated.
  • I am sorry to record the fact that Jim was not only ashamed of his
  • defeat but for a moment lost control of his temper. As he looked at
  • the comical face of the Sawhorse he imagined that the creature was
  • laughing at him; so in a fit of unreasonable anger he turned around and
  • made a vicious kick that sent his rival tumbling head over heels upon
  • the ground, and broke off one of its legs and its left ear.
  • An instant later the Tiger crouched and launched its huge body through
  • the air swift and resistless as a ball from a cannon. The beast struck
  • Jim full on his shoulder and sent the astonished cab-horse rolling over
  • and over, amid shouts of delight from the spectators, who had been
  • horrified by the ungracious act he had been guilty of.
  • When Jim came to himself and sat upon his haunches he found the
  • Cowardly Lion crouched on one side of him and the Hungry Tiger on the
  • other, and their eyes were glowing like balls of fire.
  • "I beg your pardon, I'm sure," said Jim, meekly. "I was wrong to kick
  • the Sawhorse, and I am sorry I became angry at him. He has won the
  • race, and won it fairly; but what can a horse of flesh do against a
  • tireless beast of wood?"
  • Hearing this apology the Tiger and the Lion stopped lashing their tails
  • and retreated with dignified steps to the side of the Princess.
  • "No one must injure one of our friends in our presence," growled the
  • Lion; and Zeb ran to Jim and whispered that unless he controlled his
  • temper in the future he would probably be torn to pieces.
  • Then the Tin Woodman cut a straight and strong limb from a tree with
  • his gleaming axe and made a new leg and a new ear for the Sawhorse; and
  • when they had been securely fastened in place Princess Ozma took the
  • coronet from her own head and placed it upon that of the winner of the
  • race. Said she:
  • "My friend, I reward you for your swiftness by proclaiming you Prince
  • of Horses, whether of wood or of flesh; and hereafter all other
  • horses--in the Land of Oz, at least--must be considered imitations, and
  • you the real Champion of your race."
  • There was more applause at this, and then Ozma had the jewelled saddle
  • replaced upon the Sawhorse and herself rode the victor back to the city
  • at the head of the grand procession.
  • "I ought to be a fairy," grumbled Jim, as he slowly drew the buggy
  • home; "for to be just an ordinary horse in a fairy country is to be of
  • no account whatever. It's no place for us, Zeb."
  • "It's lucky we got here, though," said the boy; and Jim thought of the
  • dark cave, and agreed with him.
  • 18. The Trial of Eureka the Kitten
  • Several days of festivity and merry-making followed, for such old
  • friends did not often meet and there was much to be told and talked
  • over between them, and many amusements to be enjoyed in this delightful
  • country.
  • Ozma was happy to have Dorothy beside her, for girls of her own age
  • with whom it was proper for the Princess to associate were very few,
  • and often the youthful Ruler of Oz was lonely for lack of companionship.
  • It was the third morning after Dorothy's arrival, and she was sitting
  • with Ozma and their friends in a reception room, talking over old
  • times, when the Princess said to her maid:
  • "Please go to my boudoir, Jellia, and get the white piglet I left on
  • the dressing-table. I want to play with it."
  • Jellia at once departed on the errand, and she was gone so long that
  • they had almost forgotten her mission when the green robed maiden
  • returned with a troubled face.
  • "The piglet is not there, your Highness," said she.
  • "Not there!" exclaimed Ozma. "Are you sure?"
  • "I have hunted in every part of the room," the maid replied.
  • "Was not the door closed?" asked the Princess.
  • "Yes, your Highness; I am sure it was; for when I opened it Dorothy's
  • white kitten crept out and ran up the stairs."
  • Hearing this, Dorothy and the Wizard exchanged startled glances, for
  • they remembered how often Eureka had longed to eat a piglet. The
  • little girl jumped up at once.
  • "Come, Ozma," she said, anxiously; "let us go ourselves to search for
  • the piglet."
  • So the two went to the dressing-room of the Princess and searched
  • carefully in every corner and among the vases and baskets and ornaments
  • that stood about the pretty boudoir. But not a trace could they find
  • of the tiny creature they sought.
  • Dorothy was nearly weeping, by this time, while Ozma was angry and
  • indignant. When they returned to the others the Princess said:
  • "There is little doubt that my pretty piglet has been eaten by that
  • horrid kitten, and if that is true the offender must be punished."
  • "I don't b'lieve Eureka would do such a dreadful thing!" cried Dorothy,
  • much distressed. "Go and get my kitten, please, Jellia, and we'll hear
  • what she has to say about it."
  • The green maiden hastened away, but presently returned and said:
  • "The kitten will not come. She threatened to scratch my eyes out if I
  • touched her."
  • "Where is she?" asked Dorothy.
  • "Under the bed in your own room," was the reply.
  • So Dorothy ran to her room and found the kitten under the bed.
  • "Come here, Eureka!" she said.
  • "I won't," answered the kitten, in a surly voice.
  • "Oh, Eureka! Why are you so bad?"
  • The kitten did not reply.
  • "If you don't come to me, right away," continued Dorothy, getting
  • provoked, "I'll take my Magic Belt and wish you in the Country of the
  • Gurgles."
  • "Why do you want me?" asked Eureka, disturbed by this threat.
  • "You must go to Princess Ozma. She wants to talk to you."
  • "All right," returned the kitten, creeping out. "I'm not afraid of
  • Ozma--or anyone else."
  • Dorothy carried her in her arms back to where the others sat in grieved
  • and thoughtful silence.
  • "Tell me, Eureka," said the Princess, gently: "did you eat my pretty
  • piglet?"
  • "I won't answer such a foolish question," asserted Eureka, with a snarl.
  • "Oh, yes you will, dear," Dorothy declared. "The piglet is gone, and
  • you ran out of the room when Jellia opened the door. So, if you are
  • innocent, Eureka, you must tell the Princess how you came to be in her
  • room, and what has become of the piglet."
  • "Who accuses me?" asked the kitten, defiantly.
  • "No one," answered Ozma. "Your actions alone accuse you. The fact is
  • that I left my little pet in my dressing-room lying asleep upon the
  • table; and you must have stolen in without my knowing it. When next
  • the door was opened you ran out and hid yourself--and the piglet was
  • gone."
  • "That's none of my business," growled the kitten.
  • "Don't be impudent, Eureka," admonished Dorothy.
  • "It is you who are impudent," said Eureka, "for accusing me of such a
  • crime when you can't prove it except by guessing."
  • Ozma was now greatly incensed by the kitten's conduct. She summoned
  • her Captain-General, and when the long, lean officer appeared she said:
  • "Carry this cat away to prison, and keep her in safe confinement until
  • she is tried by law for the crime of murder."
  • So the Captain-General took Eureka from the arms of the now weeping
  • Dorothy and in spite of the kitten's snarls and scratches carried it
  • away to prison.
  • "What shall we do now?" asked the Scarecrow, with a sigh, for such a
  • crime had cast a gloom over all the company.
  • "I will summon the Court to meet in the Throne Room at three o'clock,"
  • replied Ozma. "I myself will be the judge, and the kitten shall have a
  • fair trial."
  • "What will happen if she is guilty?" asked Dorothy.
  • "She must die," answered the Princess.
  • "Nine times?" enquired the Scarecrow.
  • "As many times as is necessary," was the reply. "I will ask the Tin
  • Woodman to defend the prisoner, because he has such a kind heart I am
  • sure he will do his best to save her. And the Woggle-Bug shall be the
  • Public Accuser, because he is so learned that no one can deceive him."
  • "Who will be the jury?" asked the Tin Woodman.
  • "There ought to be several animals on the jury," said Ozma, "because
  • animals understand each other better than we people understand them.
  • So the jury shall consist of the Cowardly Lion, the Hungry Tiger, Jim
  • the Cab-horse, the Yellow Hen, the Scarecrow, the Wizard, Tik-tok the
  • Machine Man, the Sawhorse and Zeb of Hugson's Ranch. That makes the
  • nine which the law requires, and all my people shall be admitted to
  • hear the testimony."
  • They now separated to prepare for the sad ceremony; for whenever an
  • appeal is made to law sorrow is almost certain to follow--even in a
  • fairyland like Oz. But is must be stated that the people of that Land
  • were generally so well-behaved that there was not a single lawyer
  • amongst them, and it had been years since any Ruler had sat in judgment
  • upon an offender of the law. The crime of murder being the most
  • dreadful crime of all, tremendous excitement prevailed in the Emerald
  • City when the news of Eureka's arrest and trial became known.
  • The Wizard, when he returned to his own room, was exceedingly
  • thoughtful. He had no doubt Eureka had eaten his piglet, but he
  • realized that a kitten cannot be depended upon at all times to act
  • properly, since its nature is to destroy small animals and even birds
  • for food, and the tame cat that we keep in our houses today is
  • descended from the wild cat of the jungle--a very ferocious creature,
  • indeed. The Wizard knew that if Dorothy's pet was found guilty and
  • condemned to death the little girl would be made very unhappy; so,
  • although he grieved over the piglet's sad fate as much as any of them,
  • he resolved to save Eureka's life.
  • Sending for the Tin Woodman the Wizard took him into a corner and
  • whispered:
  • "My friend, it is your duty to defend the white kitten and try to save
  • her, but I fear you will fail because Eureka has long wished to eat a
  • piglet, to my certain knowledge, and my opinion is that she has been
  • unable to resist the temptation. Yet her disgrace and death would not
  • bring back the piglet, but only serve to make Dorothy unhappy. So I
  • intend to prove the kitten's innocence by a trick."
  • He drew from his inside pocket one of the eight tiny piglets that were
  • remaining and continued:
  • "This creature you must hide in some safe place, and if the jury
  • decides that Eureka is guilty you may then produce this piglet and
  • claim it is the one that was lost. All the piglets are exactly alike,
  • so no one can dispute your word. This deception will save Eureka's
  • life, and then we may all be happy again."
  • "I do not like to deceive my friends," replied the Tin Woodman; "still,
  • my kind heart urges me to save Eureka's life, and I can usually trust
  • my heart to do the right thing. So I will do as you say, friend
  • Wizard."
  • After some thought he placed the little pig inside his funnel-shaped
  • hat, and then put the hat upon his head and went back to his room to
  • think over his speech to the jury.
  • 19. The Wizard Performs Another Trick
  • At three o'clock the Throne Room was crowded with citizens, men, women
  • and children being eager to witness the great trial.
  • Princess Ozma, dressed in her most splendid robes of state, sat in the
  • magnificent emerald throne, with her jewelled sceptre in her hand and
  • her sparkling coronet upon her fair brow. Behind her throne stood the
  • twenty-eight officers of her army and many officials of the royal
  • household. At her right sat the queerly assorted Jury--animals,
  • animated dummies and people--all gravely prepared to listen to what was
  • said. The kitten had been placed in a large cage just before the
  • throne, where she sat upon her haunches and gazed through the bars at
  • the crowds around her, with seeming unconcern.
  • And now, at a signal from Ozma, the Woggle-Bug arose and addressed the
  • jury. His tone was pompous and he strutted up and down in an absurd
  • attempt to appear dignified.
  • "Your Royal Highness and Fellow Citizens," he began; "the small cat you
  • see a prisoner before you is accused of the crime of first murdering
  • and then eating our esteemed Ruler's fat piglet--or else first eating
  • and then murdering it. In either case a grave crime has been committed
  • which deserves a grave punishment."
  • "Do you mean my kitten must be put in a grave?" asked Dorothy.
  • "Don't interrupt, little girl," said the Woggle-Bug. "When I get my
  • thoughts arranged in good order I do not like to have anything upset
  • them or throw them into confusion."
  • "If your thoughts were any good they wouldn't become confused,"
  • remarked the Scarecrow, earnestly. "My thoughts are always--"
  • "Is this a trial of thoughts, or of kittens?" demanded the Woggle-Bug.
  • "It's a trial of one kitten," replied the Scarecrow; "but your manner
  • is a trial to us all."
  • "Let the Public Accuser continue," called Ozma from her throne, "and I
  • pray you do not interrupt him."
  • "The criminal who now sits before the court licking her paws," resumed
  • the Woggle-Bug, "has long desired to unlawfully eat the fat piglet,
  • which was no bigger than a mouse. And finally she made a wicked plan
  • to satisfy her depraved appetite for pork. I can see her, in my mind's
  • eye--"
  • "What's that?" asked the Scarecrow.
  • "I say I can see her in my mind's eye--"
  • "The mind has no eye," declared the Scarecrow. "It's blind."
  • "Your Highness," cried the Woggle-Bug, appealing to Ozma, "have I a
  • mind's eye, or haven't I?"
  • "If you have, it is invisible," said the Princess.
  • "Very true," returned the Woggle-Bug, bowing. "I say I see the
  • criminal, in my mind's eye, creeping stealthily into the room of our
  • Ozma and secreting herself, when no one was looking, until the Princess
  • had gone away and the door was closed. Then the murderer was alone
  • with her helpless victim, the fat piglet, and I see her pounce upon the
  • innocent creature and eat it up--"
  • "Are you still seeing with your mind's eye?" enquired the Scarecrow.
  • "Of course; how else could I see it? And we know the thing is true,
  • because since the time of that interview there is no piglet to be found
  • anywhere."
  • "I suppose, if the cat had been gone, instead of the piglet, your
  • mind's eye would see the piglet eating the cat," suggested the
  • Scarecrow.
  • "Very likely," acknowledged the Woggle-Bug. "And now, Fellow Citizens
  • and Creatures of the Jury, I assert that so awful a crime deserves
  • death, and in the case of the ferocious criminal before you--who is now
  • washing her face--the death penalty should be inflicted nine times."
  • There was great applause when the speaker sat down. Then the Princess
  • spoke in a stern voice:
  • "Prisoner, what have you to say for yourself? Are you guilty, or not
  • guilty?"
  • "Why, that's for you to find out," replied Eureka. "If you can prove
  • I'm guilty, I'll be willing to die nine times, but a mind's eye is no
  • proof, because the Woggle-Bug has no mind to see with."
  • "Never mind, dear," said Dorothy.
  • Then the Tin Woodman arose and said:
  • "Respected Jury and dearly beloved Ozma, I pray you not to judge this
  • feline prisoner unfeelingly. I do not think the innocent kitten can be
  • guilty, and surely it is unkind to accuse a luncheon of being a murder.
  • Eureka is the sweet pet of a lovely little girl whom we all admire, and
  • gentleness and innocence are her chief virtues. Look at the kitten's
  • intelligent eyes;" (here Eureka closed her eyes sleepily) "gaze at her
  • smiling countenance!" (here Eureka snarled and showed her teeth) "mark
  • the tender pose of her soft, padded little hands!" (Here Eureka bared
  • her sharp claws and scratched at the bars of the cage.) "Would such a
  • gentle animal be guilty of eating a fellow creature? No; a thousand
  • times, no!"
  • "Oh, cut it short," said Eureka; "you've talked long enough."
  • "I'm trying to defend you," remonstrated the Tin Woodman.
  • "Then say something sensible," retorted the kitten. "Tell them it
  • would be foolish for me to eat the piglet, because I had sense enough
  • to know it would raise a row if I did. But don't try to make out I'm
  • too innocent to eat a fat piglet if I could do it and not be found out.
  • I imagine it would taste mighty good."
  • "Perhaps it would, to those who eat," remarked the Tin Woodman. "I
  • myself, not being built to eat, have no personal experience in such
  • matters. But I remember that our great poet once said:
  • 'To eat is sweet
  • When hunger's seat
  • Demands a treat
  • Of savory meat.'"
  • "Take this into consideration, friends of the Jury, and you will
  • readily decide that the kitten is wrongfully accused and should be set
  • at liberty."
  • When the Tin Woodman sat down no one applauded him, for his arguments
  • had not been very convincing and few believed that he had proved
  • Eureka's innocence. As for the Jury, the members whispered to each
  • other for a few minutes and then they appointed the Hungry Tiger their
  • spokesman. The huge beast slowly arose and said:
  • "Kittens have no consciences, so they eat whatever pleases them. The
  • jury believes the white kitten known as Eureka is guilty of having
  • eaten the piglet owned by Princess Ozma, and recommends that she be put
  • to death in punishment of the crime."
  • The judgment of the jury was received with great applause, although
  • Dorothy was sobbing miserably at the fate of her pet. The Princess was
  • just about to order Eureka's head chopped off with the Tin Woodman's
  • axe when that brilliant personage once more arose and addressed her.
  • "Your Highness," said he, "see how easy it is for a jury to be
  • mistaken. The kitten could not have eaten your piglet--for here it is!"
  • He took off his funnel hat and from beneath it produced a tiny white
  • piglet, which he held aloft that all might see it clearly.
  • Ozma was delighted and exclaimed, eagerly:
  • "Give me my pet, Nick Chopper!"
  • And all the people cheered and clapped their hands, rejoicing that the
  • prisoner had escaped death and been proved to be innocent.
  • As the Princess held the white piglet in her arms and stroked its soft
  • hair she said: "Let Eureka out of the cage, for she is no longer a
  • prisoner, but our good friend. Where did you find my missing pet, Nick
  • Chopper?"
  • "In a room of the palace," he answered.
  • "Justice," remarked the Scarecrow, with a sigh, "is a dangerous thing
  • to meddle with. If you hadn't happened to find the piglet, Eureka
  • would surely have been executed."
  • "But justice prevailed at the last," said Ozma, "for here is my pet,
  • and Eureka is once more free."
  • "I refuse to be free," cried the kitten, in a sharp voice, "unless the
  • Wizard can do his trick with eight piglets. If he can produce but
  • seven, then this is not the piglet that was lost, but another one."
  • "Hush, Eureka!" warned the Wizard.
  • "Don't be foolish," advised the Tin Woodman, "or you may be sorry for
  • it."
  • "The piglet that belonged to the Princess wore an emerald collar," said
  • Eureka, loudly enough for all to hear.
  • "So it did!" exclaimed Ozma. "This cannot be the one the Wizard gave
  • me."
  • "Of course not; he had nine of them, altogether," declared Eureka; "and
  • I must say it was very stingy of him not to let me eat just a few. But
  • now that this foolish trial is ended, I will tell you what really
  • became of your pet piglet."
  • At this everyone in the Throne Room suddenly became quiet, and the
  • kitten continued, in a calm, mocking tone of voice:
  • "I will confess that I intended to eat the little pig for my breakfast;
  • so I crept into the room where it was kept while the Princess was
  • dressing and hid myself under a chair. When Ozma went away she closed
  • the door and left her pet on the table. At once I jumped up and told
  • the piglet not to make a fuss, for he would be inside of me in half a
  • second; but no one can teach one of these creatures to be reasonable.
  • Instead of keeping still, so I could eat him comfortably, he trembled
  • so with fear that he fell off the table into a big vase that was
  • standing on the floor. The vase had a very small neck, and spread out
  • at the top like a bowl. At first the piglet stuck in the neck of the
  • vase and I thought I should get him, after all, but he wriggled himself
  • through and fell down into the deep bottom part--and I suppose he's
  • there yet."
  • All were astonished at this confession, and Ozma at once sent an
  • officer to her room to fetch the vase. When he returned the Princess
  • looked down the narrow neck of the big ornament and discovered her lost
  • piglet, just as Eureka had said she would.
  • There was no way to get the creature out without breaking the vase, so
  • the Tin Woodman smashed it with his axe and set the little prisoner
  • free.
  • Then the crowd cheered lustily and Dorothy hugged the kitten in her
  • arms and told her how delighted she was to know that she was innocent.
  • "But why didn't you tell us at first?" she asked.
  • "It would have spoiled the fun," replied the kitten, yawning.
  • Ozma gave the Wizard back the piglet he had so kindly allowed Nick
  • Chopper to substitute for the lost one, and then she carried her own
  • into the apartments of the palace where she lived. And now, the trial
  • being over, the good citizens of the Emerald City scattered to their
  • homes, well content with the day's amusement.
  • 20. Zeb Returns to the Ranch
  • Eureka was much surprised to find herself in disgrace; but she was, in
  • spite of the fact that she had not eaten the piglet. For the folks of
  • Oz knew the kitten had tried to commit the crime, and that only an
  • accident had prevented her from doing so; therefore even the Hungry
  • Tiger preferred not to associate with her. Eureka was forbidden to
  • wander around the palace and was made to stay in confinement in
  • Dorothy's room; so she began to beg her mistress to send her to some
  • other place where she could enjoy herself better.
  • Dorothy was herself anxious to get home, so she promised Eureka they
  • would not stay in the Land of Oz much longer.
  • The next evening after the trial the little girl begged Ozma to allow
  • her to look in the enchanted picture, and the Princess readily
  • consented. She took the child to her room and said: "Make your wish,
  • dear, and the picture will show the scene you desire to behold."
  • Then Dorothy found, with the aid of the enchanted picture, that Uncle
  • Henry had returned to the farm in Kansas, and she also saw that both he
  • and Aunt Em were dressed in mourning, because they thought their little
  • niece had been killed by the earthquake.
  • "Really," said the girl, anxiously, "I must get back as soon as
  • poss'ble to my own folks."
  • Zeb also wanted to see his home, and although he did not find anyone
  • morning for him, the sight of Hugson's Ranch in the picture made him
  • long to get back there.
  • "This is a fine country, and I like all the people that live in it," he
  • told Dorothy. "But the fact is, Jim and I don't seem to fit into a
  • fairyland, and the old horse has been begging me to go home again ever
  • since he lost the race. So, if you can find a way to fix it, we'll be
  • much obliged to you."
  • "Ozma can do it, easily," replied Dorothy. "Tomorrow morning I'll go
  • to Kansas and you can go to Californy."
  • That last evening was so delightful that the boy will never forget it
  • as long as he lives. They were all together (except Eureka) in the
  • pretty rooms of the Princess, and the Wizard did some new tricks, and
  • the Scarecrow told stories, and the Tin Woodman sang a love song in a
  • sonorous, metallic voice, and everybody laughed and had a good time.
  • Then Dorothy wound up Tik-tok and he danced a jig to amuse the company,
  • after which the Yellow Hen related some of her adventures with the Nome
  • King in the Land of Ev.
  • The Princess served delicious refreshments to those who were in the
  • habit of eating, and when Dorothy's bed time arrived the company
  • separated after exchanging many friendly sentiments.
  • Next morning they all assembled for the final parting, and many of the
  • officials and courtiers came to look upon the impressive ceremonies.
  • Dorothy held Eureka in her arms and bade her friends a fond good-bye.
  • "You must come again, some time," said the little Wizard; and she
  • promised she would if she found it possible to do so.
  • "But Uncle Henry and Aunt Em need me to help them," she added, "so I
  • can't ever be very long away from the farm in Kansas."
  • Ozma wore the Magic Belt; and, when she had kissed Dorothy farewell and
  • had made her wish, the little girl and her kitten disappeared in a
  • twinkling.
  • "Where is she?" asked Zeb, rather bewildered by the suddenness of it.
  • "Greeting her uncle and aunt in Kansas, by this time," returned Ozma,
  • with a smile.
  • Then Zeb brought out Jim, all harnessed to the buggy, and took his seat.
  • "I'm much obliged for all your kindness," said the boy, "and very
  • grateful to you for saving my life and sending me home again after all
  • the good times I've had. I think this is the loveliest country in the
  • world; but not being fairies Jim and I feel we ought to be where we
  • belong--and that's at the ranch. Good-bye, everybody!"
  • He gave a start and rubbed his eyes. Jim was trotting along the
  • well-known road, shaking his ears and whisking his tail with a
  • contented motion. Just ahead of them were the gates of Hugson's Ranch,
  • and Uncle Hugson now came out and stood with uplifted arms and wide
  • open mouth, staring in amazement.
  • "Goodness gracious! It's Zeb--and Jim, too!" he exclaimed. "Where in
  • the world have you been, my lad?"
  • "Why, in the world, Uncle," answered Zeb, with a laugh.
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